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Day 3 Cyclethon w/abroadchris and @schlatt | !gamersupps !tiltify !idf !tts !sfx !merch !bingo !book
04-06-2026 · 10h 34m
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Oh, um, it's probably second engine.
Oh, there we are, you were there, a lot.
Okay, there we are.
Hi guys, welcome to Cyclopron 5, day 3, and this is possibly one of the worst we've ever
had.
Oh, you don't have to hold that.
I got my hat too, I feel bad.
I'm going to do this fit, this is out.
My last strands of hair are protected.
Okay, a couple of good updates, but I don't know.
That's it.
But we've raised 174,000 per charity.
How amazing is that?
It's a rainy day, so we're going to need donations to power us because there's not much else
in terms of motivation.
This is the day where if you were doing this like recreationally you'd be like, nah, I'll
stay in the hotel today, I don't think I'll be going out.
It's pretty bad.
I don't know if you can see on the floor, how bad it is, but that should help you in
a picture.
Got a hundred and seventy-four thousand chat, and at two hundred thousand we'll unleash
booby on the TTS as usual.
And maybe Mr. Schlattow will take the bag, we'll have to see it, should we go talk
to them?
Let's go talk to them.
Now you've done relatively well.
Thank you, thank you for the phone here.
I can hold them brother.
I can hold them brother.
I mean I can hold it.
If you like it.
See you man.
What's going on guys?
You excited for the day?
I'm not gonna lie.
Why?
It's raining.
There's a wind against us, and there's a literal 400m altitude.
Okay.
The strap's got an e-bike again.
Yes, sir. What happens? You have an e-bike now?
So, when the camera's turned off yesterday, I started screaming.
And, uh, eventually I got my way, and so I'll be on an e-bike today.
You guys?
Is it like actually a good e-bike?
It's a new one!
It's a new one!
I'm going to cut the fucking table.
Get the scissors ready.
So we have 88 kilometers to go.
It's the longest day.
It's the longest day we've found so far.
And we have a big hill right away.
This is like four bad things.
Even one of these things would be like,
I hate you.
Not four.
I hate you.
You bought the rain.
Why is it my fault?
I didn't hear you then.
He bought the fucking headway.
We're going to get a museum.
There's your gloves?
Yeah, these are my gloves.
Are there some water fish? No.
I wasn't exactly expecting pouring rain.
I don't know. Am I supposed to pack my suitcase for every possible thing?
Yes, yes. That's what I told you to do.
I said bring a rain cap. Did you bring a rain cap?
No. Why did you not bring a rain cap?
I ran out of room. You ran out of room?
I ran out of room, yeah.
because I use it then half of my suitcase is my huge pillow and my
noisemaker because I'm gonna help you right now it won't but it'll help me
after we're done and I can sleep in peace and you get the little piece of
cardboard today I'm trying to optimize for my own move right you don't
You don't want to see me when I'm upset. You saw a little bit, yeah?
You don't want to see it up to that.
So, you know, you got the e-bike, I'm going to be cheaper in good spirits, and maybe you can be upset.
I don't think I'll be upset.
I'm going to start making things.
Yeah, what's the dream story?
So, like I said, I didn't think about all the hospital scenarios, and I was told that, in foreign rain, linen might not be the best idea.
So, it was either the linen or the jean. By the way, the grease came all the way off those linen pants. They're back in business.
Yeah, it's a memory. Can't need it. Well, I still need some new socks and some new shoes.
These are under the last legs now. Is that the only time you've brought with you this trip? Of course.
What? How many pairs of shoes are you supposed to bring to a trip to Japan, bro?
Not two. Two of them. Two of the exercise. Of the same shoe? No, a different shoe.
Well, that was more friendly or useful for cycling here.
What does that mean? What is a friendly cyclist? You want me to bring cycling shoes?
Just any sports shoe. I don't think that's good for sports, is it?
It's a freaking sneaker!
Wow, maybe in the 70s that was what the appropriate shoes were.
I'm happy shlatt today.
I wouldn't rage you, I apologize.
Did you see my eyes start to like...
I would have a smile on my face the whole day
because we're raising money for charity
and that's all that matters.
Same month, it was a 200 dollar donation.
Afterwards they're making my donation before I forget.
An anonymous 100 dollar donation and 25 dollar donation.
Thank you guys so much for all the generous donations.
Keep in coming as we're going to need them. I'm going to port the TTS. So basically what happens is that when your notion is coming
Don't just queue and so when we get back on the bike
I'll play. But before we head off those are really cool here.
There's a number for this here.
I gotta put on my...
Oh gosh, my rain gear.
There's a particular. That's not...
What are you doing?
You're not moving at all.
Do you need help?
What are you doing?
I don't know.
It's like one of those peanut cans with fake snakes.
Do you know what a nevritsa is?
Nevritsa?
Never thought I was kinda like the Macy's Day Parade of Japan.
You'll feel it, mate.
I like watching the big floats go by.
So yeah, in Japan they have some of the event culture icons that we guys have.
Sonic.
He's an American man.
He's an American man.
He's a float in Macy's, an American man.
Well, they have like Mario and shit.
He's not going to do that.
Mario is a Mario.
He's a Italian, uh, New Yorker.
If he knew you were here, he'd probably be in New Yorker.
Yeah, let's get him to see us.
We're not going to run, we're going to walk.
I'm saving my exercise for the fun part.
So the one thing about, the one thing about clothing,
Asian women, is that none of it fits me?
It does.
So, it really does.
I think it does.
I think it does.
So I think the sleeves might be a little, you know, it's, uh, it's better than nothing.
Oh, you got a little visor.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's only that it was, I don't know, a country where you couldn't both people
all have the size of it.
Yeah.
Yeah, but then I couldn't have taken my nice pillow.
You couldn't have easily taken it.
I actually can I be honest how'd you sleep actually pretty good
But I suck like a baby
You know
I'm gonna put my coat like this and I'm gonna touch my face with it.
Oh my god.
It's pretty cold, man.
Yeah, it's a little too.
I have to bring a coat up and down here.
Oh.
I'm gonna put it back in right now to 10 to 6.
Is that legal?
Ah, okay.
I should feel that already to snug it in.
I didn't shit at all, it's still in me.
Really?
Yeah, mine was quite viral.
I don't know if you've got that.
Really?
I don't know.
I haven't shit once I was in the car.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what he's doing here.
He's got a lot of shots.
He's got more brookies on him.
You can try that.
Okay, I'm honestly interested in this.
He can do like two guards as well.
I don't know if he's going to chase it.
No.
No.
No.
And the crumbs are family-wide shaking a little bit.
I'm not a little bit of an actor.
I think you are, am I?
I'm good.
In higher spirits than I am.
You've seen more in it. I was kind of like...
It's not really energetic at all.
I wanted it to be like that.
You're a monster.
So I'm always famous for it's head to place, made out of paper mat there, usually stories
from, stories from history. I'm the best. I know I write about it in the book, read the book instead.
I'm going to have a toilet instead.
Are you sure you have stories of his toilet adventures?
I'm just going to walk with the knowledge that I'm going to.
I think I can heal an echo from yesterday.
Then I get my genes.
Hey guys, how do we look?
Do we look good?
You're the happy couple.
Did you chain through it?
Yeah, you're going to chain. I don't know if it's a chain situation.
He said, it's good, it's good.
Nothing like a good old cop.
You should show them behind.
She's integrity.
That's cool.
Japan!
Your first time seeing this?
Yeah, they're never to flux. They really bother to get even bigger inside.
Yeah
Yeah
It's been this short of some previous craves
Yeah
Mmm
Where isn't that scoop?
I don't think anyone had a money to get here in the past
That's why
Look how often the smoke in the car still might find you
Toilet
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
It's a car, it's so cool, I'd love to see this IRL.
Maybe someone should have got a chat up on the phone.
You have, good.
Yeah.
You need to just tie the stupid tux in your face right now.
Yeah, that's a good point.
How do you do today?
There's a lot of cricketers around all of this in some of our Utah cars here.
Catch copy museum of the ship.
Oh, he changed the exposure to menu.
Should get a little flicker hopefully.
Here.
This one, don't you?
Oh!
Oh
Legend tells
like the rays of light like shooting out of the sky, you know.
It's a great goblin.
Number eight, it's like performing two hours of time in a coma.
So people look at it on their shoulders.
It looks like a candy cane.
It does look like a candy cane.
There are tons of people who have had this.
I think so.
Why is it so expensive?
Twenty-thirty people.
Still, my God.
I have a stomachache.
Imagine.
Can you use my model to look at the detail
you think somebody built this?
Oh.
Yes, it's at least 20 people, you can see them walking with it.
Could you do that?
Ah, yeah, I'd get it.
This is a work that's done to the modern cooperation with the annual system of the
Tourism Committee.
It's titled Analzuna Unit.
Analzuna is the founder of Shibu Shidengu, Japanese mountaineering system.
We walk this earth with a spirit of prayer and gratitude using nature as its aesthetic
training ground.
The mirror that challenge us to reflect on the global environment is meant to share the same spirit.
Wanting to promote an effort such as the use of locally sourced timber and recycled materials to address environmental issues.
That's a pretty cool story.
That's...
It's just amazing that you're not saying that anything in this world...
Lots of stories that pretend to be true.
You can see how they like them over here.
Oh wow, yeah.
There is only a light saver.
Literally a light saver.
I have the high ground.
That's cool, yeah. It's just like small pieces of wood and wires.
It's a wiring.
It says you can touch the plane.
You can get a feel for the thickness.
Like the paper's three times the thickness of normal paper.
Really beautiful work as well, look at that very nice, it's something to be noticed.
You look at the elaborate pattern by the detail, it must have taken so long.
Often the flakes, I think they take about a year to make them,
they're braided around, many of them are then trawling,
and a few of the lucky ones end up in the museum.
This one is, uh, Novenarga. Novenarga. This is the place Novenarga peed in the way.
Novenarga.
And he's got a cool-ass salt.
I mean, look at this. It's sliding out, too. That's so cool.
So cool.
And it ends.
Well, I've been there. Finished every year, or what?
in different places and now my different styles of plates.
I suppose these get grandest, but the most spectacular from my books is in Gosha Gulada,
which is west of here, and they have the standing edge there, the touch net there.
Imagine this, but 23 metres tall.
And that housed in a facility that looks like the NASA rocket facility,
because it has to house these down things.
That's one of my favourite things in Japan.
They're quite far out, gosh, I don't know, but it's really worth it.
Well, yesterday we went to the shore by the Buddha statue.
I think we all agree it was cool, but you wouldn't necessarily go out and wait for it.
I'd say this is worth hanging out of your way for, as is the Tachanepita standing 20 meters tall.
I caress him. It's two faces. Oh, I see. Two faces on the other side of it. What did you call me, Louis?
That's the probably showing the difference between being having paint on it and not.
Yes.
The amount of detail they have in the color is also incredible.
I think I did it for tax, or the helmet, or something like that.
Like, I didn't have any of his own, so I probably thought I'd do it.
Yeah, the dimensions must be so hard to imagine.
I'm actually going to release him anyway.
I'm just going to sport, like these arms, which I've got.
I'm not going to barely play Jenga.
No, I'm going to just strap them in his head.
There's a 400th anniversary of our moment.
This is a tribute to the Michichito's contributions to opening Elmore's port.
I'm wondering if that's the idea.
No idea, yeah.
It's a bit funny.
How do you feel, Schreik?
I'm happy to see it fly.
It's nice. It's better than Elmore.
These have a little more craftsmanship than going to them, I think.
If I don't know blue, it comes close.
No, these be dropped.
You've got to be facing the wall.
They're loads, different loads.
Oh yeah, profiles of leads.
Never to artists in two spaces as well.
QR code if you guys want to see.
You can craft that in your phone.
What's going on with this guy's hair? This is crazy.
The fans decided to fire the work of the street and the hunt of the electrical lines.
I'm kind of issued candles before the war too.
That seems a bit...
No wonder they got rid of them.
Oh, a five!
You get a sense of the scale people carry when they're the size of the flight.
Genuinely quite chill.
I wonder how long it takes to make one.
I am still getting that.
All your masters will play when we get on those bikes.
Keep in mind.
Yeah, let's go to the power plant, surely.
Sure, got to say.
Yeah.
Is that a Hadouken?
Yeah, let's say a Hadouken.
Come home.
I think it's just a view of like a game that I don't mind.
There's some inspiration in this kind of stuff, it's so vibrant and colourful.
If you're on here in August, that's what I do would be.
That's it.
Of course.
Really?
You've been to all four of the pretty factories.
In August it's too hot to have that.
I have the air conditioning master.
I sit beneath the aircon at my inspection festival.
That's it. That's what I need to say.
Which is the company that makes them.
Like, um, on the D.
Um, you can have that one.
That can be the same.
Yeah, what do you think?
Do you like it?
I'm going to leave this room off.
I don't know.
I don't like it.
It's a little bit...
It's a little bit...
I enjoyed the episode.
Sunburn face
That's big silly answer sir. Mmm. Yeah, there was a QR code earlier show. Never too late to bloom
That's so cool. Yeah, sorry I don't have more time to show you,
Sha. But definitely come here if you can. It's so lovely.
No one to the more important thing of Almore.
How are you having to do this?
Yeah, I'm having to do that.
You're taking the stylus like, uh, how are you?
How are you having to do it?
Exclusive.
Cool.
Okay, so the company has infiltrated every level.
T-shirts are pretty cool.
Yeah.
You're so cool.
Oh yeah.
This is a good brand. It's the famous side there. It's a lot of satisfying.
This is the sparking apple juice that's been spiced.
Okay.
What are your advice?
Let's get a little bit of... I'll try a sparking apple juice that's been spiced.
It's a champagne for the... five years.
Do you want a sparking apple juice?
I would pay the most tax.
Pay the most tax?
What are you saying? Pay the most tax?
Is there a single roof?
I love that.
Yeah.
You have to sign it on the wall.
Yeah.
Do you want me to come and sign it?
Yeah.
Ask me important questions
It's gonna be that 9th dress, I don't know.
Nah, I don't know.
Nah, I don't know.
I'm gonna go over here, yeah.
Over here.
Stuff over here.
We got face masks, we'd like.
Yeah, I was like, I don't know.
Hmmmm, I think this is cute.
I like my sound.
Charles.
Really, really cute.
I like that.
Looks like a cute little fish.
Very cute.
I wonder what this fish is.
I don't know if you know, but let's get it.
It's cute.
Now we all know it's on Charles.
I'm going to show them the t-shirts.
What do you think?
I'm going to show them the t-shirts.
Okay.
This guy's so cute.
I don't know, I want him. Can I have him?
You want him to have the t-shirts?
Okay, you can have it.
He's going to try them on.
He's going to try them on.
Ah, Naby.
You're on track.
Yes, you're the...
Yeah, the gravel list.
Was it?
It's the last pair of that one.
Naby.
He's still over by the trickiest.
I think I did it.
I'm telling you.
I'm just trying to get it right.
You're trying to get it on the time?
On the later.
Yeah, we'll get it on the time.
I guess I'll...
Not mine.
Yeah, it's mine.
Oh, you got the most.
I'm just trying to get it on the time.
There's another animal.
One down.
I would use the other animal.
Okay, let's get a little bit more.
No, no.
Man, one down.
Let's get a nice little one.
Yeah, he'll do that, yeah.
There's another cycle around.
We were going to get the other animal.
That's right.
We're going to start until then.
We'll have to wait until the other animal.
Oh, he's turning the way he starts.
He stops.
Yeah.
He doesn't stop and he's like, oh, yeah.
He comes in from the ground.
How's your work?
The glitches in Russia.
The glitches, yeah.
The glitch charm that we got at the end.
The shit from me really worked.
What if I, what if I, like, started from the right?
What if that was the one thing?
So you think that language could be a worse country thing?
You tell me it gets worse from here?
It actually gets worse.
But that's like, you know, you've done a lot of bullshit, it's like a fucking trial.
What is that?
What do you enjoy?
One more time.
I think you can use this.
I have like plates built here.
You got a cushion on your back?
No.
Don't have it on your back.
I've got it on my back.
I've got it on my back.
I'm sorry, I'm glad I can do it.
Yeah, I'm not sure yet.
I'm old now.
Japan Self Defense Force carry.
We're so just going to battle they choose where's the madden
Is it a different ship?
This one's welcome. That's a spark see man. They got on the air
I don't know if they thought this through because this kind of looks like a cat product.
Yeah, cat food, cat curry.
I don't know, do you ever eat stuff that looks a lot like that?
Shouldn't have been fish flavor. Fish curry would have made more sense than that.
I'm going to get a bowl of corporations.
I'm going to get a bowl of San Antonio.
I'm going to get my hoax.
Alright, sure.
Onion.
Onions.
Black...
It's garlic.
Black garlic. Onion.
Okay, it's an onion.
It's just rude on the drums.
You get darker outside?
You can't really tell if something is placed.
Mmm.
Oh no, it's the thing, it's the thing that I was gonna say.
I'm trying to understand.
I genuinely might not be even going to the studio because I've had like two more weeks at this camp.
And I don't think I'm allowed to film something like this, I don't know.
You had a year's supply of that, yes.
We measured it it was about like I think 17 odd grams of protein
It was like such a disturbing amount of protein
If you think that it should be more than that
You measured it between the two of them like what? 300 grams?
I don't know what the RAM is
What else?
Oh, you're not going to do it
Who do you think you're supposed to be?
I've been traveling 16 ounces of the pound. It doesn't round into anything.
I know, I know. I've sent this for years, right? The metric system is so much better at everything, expect temperature.
I can't understand why I'm not a better person.
Fahrenheit is better.
It's better at life being human.
It's human.
It's zero to 100.
Think of it like a percent.
How hot is it?
It's about 80% hot.
It's 80 degrees.
I mean, I agree with that.
When it's freezing, it's very cold.
See, that doesn't, that's where it falls apart
a little bit, but it's like,
Okay, I don't spend every day of my life boiling water, so it doesn't really matter, it's a super great scale.
Like, you're just in another climate.
It's a super great scale if you're not European.
I mean, Celsius is pretty good, yeah, you should be like that.
No, but the travel seat, I've been to places where the thermostat is like only goes up to degrees of one of Celsius, you know.
The difference between one degree Celsius in a wind temperature scenario is unacceptable large.
No, I just...
Yes, it's either, I can tell there's between 69, 70, 71, 72, Fahrenheit.
I'm going to skip through two wires. You need at least 0.5 of those.
I'm going to get one. This one's got the wrong number.
Dude, it's got warps like that.
I'm going to look at the bag over there and pay everybody to suck it back.
Look at it anyway. It's really cool.
Look at it anyway.
I think I have a phone cover somewhere for my bike stuff.
So what happens now?
Well I don't know, I mean it's like I'm delaying an interval.
I know a good tolling stop.
Well I'm speaking to be strong at all.
I mean the rain's not going in here.
No it's not.
We'll get on with it mate.
Just get on with it.
Alright let's get on with it.
Oh, it's just shit.
What are you laughing at?
We're in this too. We're in this shit all together.
Enjoy those.
My one pair.
Some Vindads?
What's a Vindad?
A trash bag.
Oh.
They certainly don't do size this big.
There's no shot of getting any.
We have to roll up there like zero centimeter.
Be at the G-sides of that.
I mean, that's not...
Oh, fuck.
Where are we?
I don't know.
I'm alone.
It's a good one.
It's a good one, too.
This is how you take a tube pump.
It's the pump you look back on. You're like, yeah, that was a good time.
And in a moment, you're like, this is the worst experience of my life, possibly.
Now, there is like no way to enjoy this.
You know, you gotta remember when you're standing still and walking, maybe the rain isn't
guilty bad, although that's real prepaid.
But remember you start cycling, you're like quadrupling how it feels.
Plus the headwind then you've got a...
Probably gonna use it like a parachute.
Yeah, so it's just all pretty fucking miserable.
So the stream might scuff out a little bit today.
That's just gonna be an unavoidable fact.
But you know, those donations for the Immunism Foundation are what ours is.
There are a lot of people who have it way worse than us just being a bit Latin, right?
Mmm.
So that's what we're doing it for.
So please donate.
It all really helps.
If you please, I'll be on my way.
I think my friend comes or in here somewhere.
Right.
You can come in.
Yeah, I'm in the team.
Where are the mics?
Oh, in the corner.
It's going to be a fun one for Tempt Nature.
We will attempt a new camera for the rain.
Let's see.
We are on this box.
I hope I've walked them.
Step before British went there, isn't it?
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, I know it's only shots today unless it clears up later, maybe.
Or see, I haven't made them up with yet.
No, no, no, no, no.
I've walked.
I've walked.
Nice. I'll keep going later.
Ideally, that would be the best fit.
Probably it's okay if he's trying to set down seas with water proof, but you know, you don't really want to come to bed too much.
Yeah.
I look so ridiculous though.
Oh, it's the only way that I can keep like this without going over my face.
It's sunny in the UK.
Nothing.
Fuck that, this is so fucked up.
We're in a spot that will have rain all day. That's why we're going to cycle away from...
I can't check right now. That is speed of check behavior.
I was like, oh, wait, hold on.
Oh, Alchemydyk, I'll put my picture with all you do to get to work.
Oh, thank you, Alchemydyk, that's very kind.
Absolutely, Megan.
Those days, we need those donuts.
Again, all the BTS world-class that we do on my mind.
It just goes there.
I'm absolutely going to put it on.
So, what I'm going to be powering up with is, you know, lighteners.
And a scientific method that I could use.
I'm not used to wiping today, especially the lens.
Oh, cool.
That shot, I mean, you don't have to PTSD me.
Uh, how much shot can you have?
It's a good day to get going in vests, I'll say that.
Yeah, not only vests, you've made cycle sheets.
Why are people spamming CD?
I've had CD. That's all my super genius work.
Who's it for? CD's nuts?
I should go try that.
Oh wait.
He's very good.
Yes.
I haven't actually tried to do it.
Wow.
What the fuck?
You don't speak English.
You might be a piece.
I'm not a movie, that is a fact.
You might be a movie.
Oh yeah.
Much better.
I think you won't.
Oh.
Hey look at that.
You know that monster make you use.
Like, you smell like you.
I might have a spider-man to look at it.
Two tight?
Got it.
What is this thing? I can't even. Your bag's in here, come on if you need it. He doesn't
need it, otherwise he can't string. Be very careful today, yeah? It'll be very slippery.
And you've got kneebikes, you're probably going to race off ahead. But don't race
It's too far because the wind is going to be like, fuck you, with a parachute.
What the, what is this? MPC behavior.
The tube tool, man.
I'm breaking my gimbal's neck.
Can you fit that around in your chin?
Oh, there's moggies.
rain max maxing
and now we have to put the opposite
it's orophony I think
it's orophony
looks like we're fucking mortal come back
It can't be reasonable. We can't be this slow.
He will take everything.
Come here!
Oh, you did get water shoes.
Yeah, but they're going to get ripped to shreds and stuff.
So tight.
But you got the trousers over the masculine. Last time you put them in them and it didn't work.
How are your feet flat?
He's miming.
Nothing.
You might even be like,
that nothing can save you from doing everything.
Are you a fan of them?
No, it's not.
I've always thought,
I want to feel like fucking Noah.
That's a good story.
That's your dad.
I need two of everything!
That's...
I eat two of everything anyway.
I should be in the back, I would assume.
How about your helmet?
Oh yeah!
Am I going to wear my hood?
Yeah!
At least they have this.
That's lucky actually.
Your ears will be nice and warm.
Where are you from?
I'm from Essex.
Essex.
I'm in Sape there.
What?
I don't know.
No, it's not.
Maybe in London.
I'm near London.
We've sort of been like this, mate.
No, I mean where I'm from.
Oh, yeah, mate.
Yeah, fucking...
Fucking A.
Fucking A?
That sounds Australian.
That sounds Australian.
That is Australian.
Yeah.
That's sort of how a Chris starts Australian action every time.
Oh, yeah, mate.
Oh, yeah, mate.
Oh, yeah, mate.
Get some apple juice.
Well, though, you do a really good Chris impression.
I won't say it.
It's because I'm his biggest fan
Do that Chris no don't no don't tell him
Like he does no what was your favorite video?
What do you like about me? I actually like his YouTube shirts
I'm a second short. I'm going to a robot.
About one of mine. A robot very unsympathetic.
And then I tell the robot, I don't think Jafar gets the credit he deserves.
In the latter.
So, I thought his economic plan vagabonds would solve it.
And the robot would be far left quite bad.
People don't wear these around here, do they?
I can't put my helmet on, so I can't decide what to do with it.
I guess not, I'm going to be the man.
You want mine? No.
You're the guest, yeah.
You'll be worried.
It'll be a somewhere, it's white, right?
I'll find my other jacket on.
You said that yesterday.
Things just disappeared.
You still haven't found, it's the one you were looking for yesterday.
Yeah, it's gone.
Let's see what Connor's up to. You want some? Bike lights. It might be in the front.
Well, while he does that in that car, let's go over here and see what Connor's got to
do.
Just seeing what you're up to there, looking for Chris's hat and his...
I'm going to rehearse some issues with the, uh, all the instant stuff.
Oh no.
Good.
Oh shit.
What all?
I put up my gloves up.
Oh shit.
Okay.
It's got to be replaced.
At least we know that works for now.
I didn't mention that in the battery as well.
Sorry, there's a lot of things to keep track of.
Hmm.
for now. Sorry, there's a lot of things to keep track of. And rain does not help make it easier.
Let's see if I can get to...
I'll put you in here so I can see what you're saying.
Why is my VeloVox link closed?
Is it on?
Let's hit it on now.
What's that pressure? What's that boss?
The woman's charging? Why was it charging?
We are trying to take your brain away.
You got a lot on the back of the bike, right?
Yeah.
Everything's got to charge now.
Huh?
Oh, come in.
You feel like it really holds the spring in it.
It's easy. You're a great man.
Thanks.
Put this up.
Use the audio. Use it.
Use your lab mic for the use, because the mic will just be...
There's no wind resistance on it, so...
It's the camera on.
I would make that.
I don't forget where you put those batteries that I gave you because I don't know how long those batteries last.
You find out.
It should charge you I think actually.
Should.
Oh.
Oh you can put it over it, there we go.
It's not going to fit.
It's not going to snare.
We'll try it.
Just a Velcro, just a Velcro.
I'll be doing it.
I don't have to believe you, I can't believe it.
Oh no, a disability, no, no it is.
Is this the one I'm looking for?
I don't know what it looks like.
This is what it looks like right now.
I hope so.
Oh, is this the new one here?
Yeah.
Ah, what do you just do?
I look like a flat man.
You look like an assassin's creed.
I've been diving into a pile of hay in Maytime.
Enrico.
Off the top of high 7-11.
You know when I cycle, there's one thing that gets me through it all.
It's the brand new born term.
This is such a...
I like to sit back, read a passage.
This puts me in my happy place.
Do you want to read a passage now?
By the time they reached the top shed, a couple of hours later the emphatic blue of their starting point 30 miles away had been transformed.
With isolated thunderstorms skirting the horizon.
Wow!
Waterstones, Amazons, and various places online.
They're signed copies of that.
Do you?
No, no.
I don't know.
That's a really interesting thing.
Also note, it's not my book inside the book, it's another book because they, when Penguin
Gretchen did it, they ran out of time, so it's just my cover of somebody else's...
Did you not know that?
No, that's not what I was thinking.
Are you reading this again?
Yeah, well, I was like, what does this have to do with Japan?
That's nothing really.
But this is the cover of the book, and another book is probably better than mine.
But now it's a good book. All 47 brevages.
is Al Moury gets a front-row ticket, things about 20 pages dedicated to Al Moury,
this book I've included in the museum, he just used it.
Lots of wacky stories and lots of insults about Connor, so buy it now.
I think there's a link somewhere, Connor's put it somewhere, right Connor?
Yeah, I think that's where it might go.
Yeah, sign up if you want.
And I'll sign it.
Um, that's all right.
I'll make sure I'm out of here.
I'll work in my discipline.
Maybe loosen the back and then make it go down to the...
You okay? In front?
No, it's not.
I've got air again, so I'm sure we'll stop the car.
Is it quite deep?
I can't get on the bike!
Oh, it's because you've got it set to file transfer, that's why.
I don't know what it's called, webcam.
No, it's called file transfer, I literally saw it.
Oh, okay.
Can you hold this?
This is where we got the fuel.
You don't need this here.
I just get back there.
Swap to your mouth.
I clicked, uh, I'm sorry.
I didn't, I didn't put that person in there.
So it's a little safer for me.
Yeah.
And remember when it switches?
Uh, you're probably going to swipe up and change to that.
Because it automatically wants to go to 30.
Oh my God.
I don't know.
You'll have to gauge it.
We'll gauge it with you.
Sorry chair, there's a lot of rain makes everything so much harder.
So we're trying a different camera this time, because obviously this camera is not very good at rain.
But we're hoping, because the action cams are made for rain, that this should hopefully help.
I'm not to worry about the tech, and you won't have a top gun moment.
Okay, we're selling a feed. So chair, how's it going to do?
We'll test. Let's see how well this works.
Let's see if this works.
Let's see how long the different cameras last.
Is this sending a feed?
Yes.
Chad, how do we look?
How does it sound?
It should be coming from your mic.
My mic, which will be covered up by the cycling, so it will be a little...
It looks like a muffled audio.
Looking good.
Yeah, that is going to happen.
That's going to be inevitable for the night.
Yeah, the muffled audio is going to happen.
Hey, at least.
Wonderful.
It should have a rise in nothing as well.
When you're cycling, it should be good.
For the FPS?
I think that's also inevitable.
Is it not?
No, hang on.
Oh
Okay, okay, let's uh, it says 60 now. Let's do a fix this year
Oh, so that's when you get a swipe up every time
Yeah, the audio will be muffled, just straight up, there's literally nothing we can do about that.
Yeah, unless we get like the glove again, it kind of works.
That's fine, because we're not going to be looking at someone most of the time.
We'll be looking at the road.
Okay, then I think all that aside, I'm ready.
This is going to fucking suck.
This is incredible that you're doing this.
I mean, you're doing this too.
Not in the same way.
You know, I appreciate you joining.
20 minutes, 30 minutes on this thing,
and that was one of the most unpleasant times of my life.
But look, I appreciate you joining, man.
This is not easy, and you've got the worst day.
This is going to suck.
But we'll get it done.
for charity it is for charity you know you're gonna getting a cut right for
charity I know I'm not getting a cut
I'm just getting an appearance fee oh one thing and then well I'm good to go
sorry about this yeah just take this for a second I'll be super back real
Great chat, what's up?
Oh, my God, chat.
Okay, there's one piece of waterproofing
that I really wanted to grab.
I think it's in here.
Okay.
Okay, let's open this.
Ah, okay, this thing.
No, they have a waterproof hat.
Oh God, it's everywhere.
There it is, perfect.
This is a little hat.
stop my head from getting too cold because what you don't want, is your head getting cold.
Alright, so this is going to be as good as we can get it to be honest with you.
This is going to be a fucking play and hope this works kind of there.
So I hope the audio is good enough.
It'll have to...
High five.
Alright, okay.
High five.
Oh, this is going to suck, man.
Where's my helmet?
Oh, there it is. Thank you.
Yesterday, in my bone conductors, I filled with these lovely days, some real nice stuff.
Today it is...
Metallica?
No. It's... I'm actually just playing the Dune sound.
Yeah, I will say, just be super careful, obviously, because it's really easy to slip.
But if I do fall, that would be a good clip.
You forget a full dude on camera like make sure you're ahead of me. I'll make sure you're ahead of me at all times
So that if we you're gonna get that clip
I'll get you a clip today
Get me a clip that's my stipulation. I need a clip
2.5K Dono, holy shit, Maya, holy fuck, the 2K donation from Maya.
Maya, who is a big support of the Cyclophons as always.
Thank you for the massive 2.5k, let's go.
Yeah, we can make that much money by standing here.
I'm not fucking saying the whole time.
Why should we leave?
It should be the Stanford phone.
It's not a fucking phone.
That's something a Stephen King like shitty remake.
If you stop Stanford, you die.
Too bad, that would be harder for you than cycling, at least you can sit down while you are cycling.
You ready to go?
Yep.
You have lights on?
Yeah.
Oh cool.
Yeah, looks good.
Looks good.
I'm thinking I want to know.
These pants are not going to make it.
We're almost certainly going to rip.
And I'm going to look ridiculous.
That happens every single year we do this.
They don't last, because they're not built for cycling.
But looking at a new bike, it looks powerful.
You look good.
You look great.
Oh God. Okay, what are you doing? Okay, you got to kick the kickstand up as well. What
are you doing? Did your pants... they did not just rip. No, they look fine. They look
They look fine. Seriously, they look okay, man. They look good. They look really good, man.
Let's get out of these bags, boys!
Well, luckily, you know, your legs are still protected.
You can't make this shit up. Well, you got me the clip. Thank you. I'm out of his word.
Shall we go? Which way is it from here?
I could go to the other side of the station and then go on the 4 all the way. It's about 18k.
Okay, so just this way?
Okay
The slat has an e-bike today, so we're looking at slightly more promising on the slat side
More promising. Is it an e-bike?
What speed?
I know it's the weakest link.
You weren't the weakest link?
Okay
You look good.
That looks actually like a good bike.
Yeah, I'm actually quite happy about this situation.
If I was on a regular bike, I would have brought the mood down so low that it would not have been enjoyed.
I'm happy to slap today.
Okay, we got a happy slap.
Rare appearance.
That's good, that's good.
How can he ride with ripped pants?
He'll be fine.
30 FPS. Yeah, I mean it's set to 60 chat but I think webcam only lets you do 60 but
the problem is chat. It's going to be this FPS or no FPS unfortunately just
because I think unfortunately the server is set to 60. If we are outputting in
60 it'd be okay but this is just gonna have to be it. This is the best way
that we can get a good looking stream unfortunately.
Oh dude, this is just going to suck, but we'll remember this forever.
There's a lot of things I remember that I wish I could forget.
This will be one of those.
This will be a fun thing to look back on.
So what's the modes?
What modes do you have?
Is it the flow state?
Uh, Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
Okay, and what else?
This is where I'd like to be right now.
What's the next mode?
Oh, that just means full, full battery.
Oh, okay, okay.
So when you start paddling, is that one?
It's the 99 probably.
And then I have three modes of support here.
Oh, so we're going to have that on full the whole time?
Yeah.
Because we have a jackery in the car as well, so we can charge this every break.
So you won't have to worry about it ever running out.
This is gonna be
fun.
So fun.
You think I'm gonna be alright with my pants?
Are my pants
just gonna be bad?
It might be bad.
I really don't. I don't know. Do a check of them. Okay. They're okay?
Okay, let me check. Let me check.
Okay, let's have a look.
Could you
you bend down like you're in a cycling position? Yeah, that looks like the wind resistance is
low. You should have a look at his trousers in the back real quick. Those are the triple
XL. No, no, no, don't look in the reflection.
I need to take these off. No, no, no.
I need to take these off. No, this will help. This will help.
This is my fucking Hagrid's body bag. This is so big.
This is 3X. You need to keep these on.
I'm too big for the, for the country.
You've got to keep these on flat. You've got to keep them on.
That's why it's, it's kind of like, you know,
I like doing some shopping when I'm out and about.
Yeah. It's nice coming to Japan because I never need to close shop.
to close shop because there's nothing for me in the whole country.
They don't have anything for you.
No.
Oh, dude.
Even the guy who was, he came by this morning, bless his heart, to deliver this e-bike.
He looks at me and he goes,
SIGOINESS!
Okay, so we're trying to get on the 4 and we're staying on that for 20K.
We've started quite late today, Jack, because, well, we just don't want to start.
It's going to start.
And the audio might be a bit shit.
That's just a kind of deal where we just have to deal with it.
Head south, my map says.
What the fuck is south for me in this context?
Are you ready, Chris?
No, you have not. You're not ready.
I don't know the way.
I don't know the way.
I don't know the way.
Oh, fuck sake.
Alright, well let's have a look.
Which way is south?
I don't know which way south is.
Sure, that way.
Okay, sure.
OK, so we turn here, is that it?
So I guess we can cross over and turn.
Oh, OK.
Thank you so much.
All right, on the road?
Yeah, we'll get on the road.
How's the view?
Oh!
Day 3 boys. Oh, it's gonna be a shit day.
Oh no, I think Salad is already feeling the bad part of the weather.
Maybe 10 of these lights.
Safety Day there.
Turning
Fuck oh fuck, okay, let's listen to some pts. It's gonna. We don't feel better. I think
Oh god, oh my car right now. I wait till we stop
Oh, this is gonna be a shit day.
Oh, thanks for the big donations though.
Fuck.
Yeah, this is certified knock-down noise.
Certified bra moment.
If I don't want to be here...
Oh, dude.
This shoe is gonna stop.
Oh, I'm gonna stop.
The worst part is every time I stop, I gotta, like,
get off my seat.
How you feeling, Slott?
I'm good.
How you feeling?
Guys, just a heads up, but it's raining today.
Thanks, Anne.
As you didn't know or anything.
Thanks for all you hard work lads.
Toggers out for the lads.
Thank you.
Have to go to sleep now, but we'll watch the Vod when I wake up, so we can love the
work that you and the Classy do.
Of course a Welsh man is my goat.
Good morning, monkey, Mr. Affable and big guy.
Hope you stay safe in today's weather.
Thank you.
You've got this.
186,000 rays already.
What are your thoughts on the actions taken by Schlott in 1991 and 2022?
I just wanted you to know that my darker always stops and stares at any thumbnail or video of you.
Doesn't do it for anyone else. Just Schlott's in 4U LOL.
That's cute.
Keep up the amazing things you do Connor and Mouse.
Thank you.
Just to donate the last two times, so take a bit more.
Thanks to you, the crew, mouse and guests for all this.
Now, back to my God-watching.
Thank you.
I hope everyone has a truly wonderful day.
In a world where you can be anything be kind.
Thank you, man.
Smiley facing the camera.
It's my birthday, and there's no better way to celebrate than by helping others to live their best lives too.
We're going to cross the road, we're going to cross the road, yeah I don't know, oh we can go, we're going to walk down here, we're going to walk down, whoa what the fuck.
Don't ride it, you can take it right away.
I could have probably have cycled across the road, but I didn't want to be dangerous and
cross the road.
Okay, let's turn this down.
Let's turn this down.
Sorry, sir.
Okay, let's set this down. Let's set this down.
Sorry, chef. Let's set it down for a second.
Just because I don't want to bother everyone here.
Fuck.
Yeah, he lost the game, Jack.
I'm just strong, bro.
I think it was this way?
Is this way? I can't, I don't know.
I can't see, I only have this.
Here is your phone, can you check for a sec?
We're on a four.
How's it going?
I don't know.
What the fuck is that?
It pours in donors
I'm going strong for the iron mouse defence force
Thank you boys
Congratulations on Cyclopron 5
Stay safe in the rain
Is it over the bridge?
I work in non-profit surgery
for the less fortunate
I give my blood introduction
to the iron mouse
I open that
wallet for the boys
Let's figure it out
On the little birthday Dono be safe.
Okay yeah, let's follow that road up then.
Welcome to day three of Toronto.
Toronto has a neighborhood named Swansea.
Oh okay, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
It's home town of Swansea.
Yeah we basically...
Just follow that road.
Just follow that road.
Just go on this road.
Good luck on the cycling today.
Thank you.
Thanks for being a bright spot in a dark world.
Ah, it's fine man.
Fun fact, you can actually recreate the penguin race from Mario 64's slide into the page, just instead it's a plot so don't plow.
What can we request?
Do not cycle on this, you will fall.
I have found.
Hold that!
sense of direction, making the performance.
Yeah, I don't really know where we're going, but, uh...
Stay safe from the roads to the data lines, hoping the weather gets better.
Yeah, the weather is not scheduled to get better.
Also, the camera seems to be working out well.
Thank you.
Hello. Second and suddenly last time I can donate this cycle.
Thank you for the big donors.
I
Remind the boys
When we hit
200k, we'll swap the booby
You gotta get that, you gotta hit our boy
Yeah, I mean, like
This is real
Hey, all good, bro
Park Chima now.
Keep up the good work guys.
Being watching with some friends
and we're cheering you on every day.
Thanks to you.
Let's cross those donations goals.
Best of luck with the ride loads.
You can overcome this weather.
I like that.
We're making sure to probably rescue funds
and Iron Mouth's defense force.
Hi guys.
Great work on the cyclist on so far.
I am coming to Japan in May.
I am going to eat all of the Family Mart fried chicken.
You cannot stop me.
What is that?
Second encouragement from Waineyes.
All 12 of us are right behind you.
Don't be like that.
Hope the clouds stop bouncing on your face.
Where is he?
Like a bike?
He's with us.
Where the fuck is he?
I knew you'd get to be outlawed.
You lost him.
We lost Chris.
What does he do?
Yeah, there's no turn there.
Huh?
Maybe he's in the van.
Oh, he's here. He's coming.
Is that him?
Wow, that sounds...
Thank you!
Well, this fucking sucks.
We got traffic as well,
but it's just awful.
Jesus, sir.
I'm always one of my favorite spots in the country.
Thank you for coming to the places I visited before.
Keep up the good work, Steve Jobs, Julia and Chris Calone.
It's just straight along the road, is it?
Good luck today, Elos.
Wishing you luck and maybe some tuna for lunch.
No more tuna. Tuna fans.
Hello friends, heroes and van gang. Support Iron Mouse, donate to the IDF if you can, and watch Zombieland Saga.
Zombieland Saga?
Alright boys, hopefully the camera looks good, I mean given, you know, the current circumstances.
They should apparently get better, but you know.
My fiance convinced me to go to Japan by sharing both your and Chris's videos.
Oh, that's so sweet.
I proposed to him in Kyoto last month.
Aww.
Congrats.
Hopefully he'll say yes.
so bad long good luck guy yeah but you know that's the cycle on that
how does this look like Michael B. Jordan playing in the sun?
I can't hear a word. The traffic is so noisy.
Hopefully when we get off this road, it'll be a bit better about, yeah, right now, no.
I know I know.
Oh, Jesus.
So we're trying to get on the number four.
Hello for some fun. Here is my annual denigrant for the fun.
I think we have to get on the...
I've got my first take-off rank in Newport, Monmouth, Maine, with my boat-ridesed shower.
Love you both less than three.
We have to get up there, don't we?
I think we do.
I mean, this is really for the traffic lights.
It's easy. I'm not sure. I don't have to stay.
Mine says stay right.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I was wondering...
Getting in front of me.
And I'll say in the back, we're going to go up back, we're going to wait for a traffic light
and then we'll do it.
Amazing, amazing.
Okay, cool, like that.
And the signal, even though it's behind us,
What do you say to possible boys?
This looks very dicey but Cyclops can't go on here, but normally he's always a sign that there isn't.
And I want to slap ahead of me.
Uh, mainly because I want to make sure that he's okay in cycling world.
Playing my first play, the Spiner 2 Play 3, and since I've been gifted to me, thought to donate the 20 dollars I would have spent on it.
Dude, of course, yeah.
You got this.
Dude, I bought the game for like 10 people.
Everyone of my friends, I bought it for them.
I think you've got to play this game, I don't care.
If you never played with me, I just want to make sure you're playing for each.
It looks like Slad is not pedaling much.
That's good.
Okay, well, boys, it's just this road straight now for quite a while, so, you know, just me and you now.
Got my paramedic final examine about 10 hours and figured I should donate before getting some sleep.
some sleep. Wish me luck and stay safe out there.
Thank you.
Oh.
Dude, this sucks.
I'm a rain of terrible.
Look at this, it's in front of me.
It's pooling, right?
I read what I thought was the sideway of God.
Needless to say, when I saw it, lots of the sea and sun looked like the helicopter might still be on the table.
Halfways.
Jesus, man.
Oh, fuck.
I got a job as a fake dead knight.
Now I'm working as a psychic on a knife.
I spend all of my time staring at chains.
Luckily, there's no cars.
Hello from Hawaii.
I wish you guys the best.
Almost there.
Thank you.
Cool, that was a scary little section there.
Almost there.
Thank you.
That was a scary little section there.
It was dangerous. Yeah, luckily there was no cars at all.
I always knew that it was soft.
And wait, there should have not been a car.
That was how scary.
Yeah, I don't know where it's at.
Funnest, funnier times where I can tell you for sure what you can and can't go on.
You can go on this, but you would pretty much never, ever go on this in any normal
community because it's so fucking dangerous.
Luckily I'm dressed in a big white fucking balloon with white neon green bag and got
a light on.
So I feel pretty good about this really.
I want to get behind slaps. I was like I want to know that he's good. Just sandwich him between us
You'll be all right. Just keep going just follow Chris and I'll make sure we're getting there
Rain's main you will make it a good day anyway pedal hard man get after it boys
China best
Not easy.
Ozzie here watching since sight left on 2.
You have all inspired me and led me to now work in the field of organ donation.
Dude, that's awesome.
That's so cool to hear man.
I think I would make a great like, whatever jobs require you to work while hearing a
bunch of noise.
What did you just donate this little bit that I can do?
I'm excited for you guys.
Well, I don't even know you can hear that because I can't hear that down there.
Let's go.
I like having Chris in the front.
It's better because I got too much noise going on.
I can tune it out, but I've had a crispy in the front.
And now we're back to normal. How's the bike?
Very wet.
Luckily he's got like mudguards, so he's not really splashing up,
Just watching me.
I'm just shoes will be soaked, which is quite bad.
It does catch up to you quite quickly.
I might be also wet, but...
Is the bike okay?
It's worth it.
Good.
How's the... are you cold? Are you good?
Don't worry about me.
Okay, that's why I don't worry about you
You heard a trap
Slant did not sign up for this
But none of the any of our guests they just kind of get unlucky and
Slant was very unlucky today. This was supposed to be for our guests tomorrow
But it seems like a day early, so
So, yippie fur for that guest.
Well, I really like this suck because you just slow everything down, like all the prep
gets slowed.
I've got to like dry everything and wash everything, my shoes, which I like don't want me to have
to worry about it.
I just kind of like wipe them.
They'll like fully wash them and dry them out.
It doesn't take forever.
I think this adds to how much time.
But you can still cycle.
The main thing you have to worry about is slipping obviously.
Just get a real pretty bore and stay safe out there.
The roads can be quite slippery.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Man, honestly, the cold, you get a, you know what I mean, you get cold, shockingly fast,
and it's very hard to warm up because we don't really have any way to get out of
the rain.
So you just get really really worn out tell sloshing machine that he's the goat for enduring through this rain and yesterday
My chat saying you're the goat slap for enduring this the audio and video look very good
Stay warm and stay safe
All right here, man
15k to get 200 track what a fucking awesome last time
Let's get it. You got this seedy ork. Thank you spreading the word about idea
So I've been saying 250 different types of chronic diseases that come under primary
midi-prosy.
It's actually 550.
I think it, I don't know why I have that number, 550 different diseases, all under one umbrella.
Could you imagine trying to get treated and you have 500 different diseases for one
like thing, like what a Black Mire situation. So really important the work that's been done here,
please don't try and turn, thank you. That is also the most dangerous thing is that
dude some drivers just like fully believe that like if they're a car they just get to like
turned into you and you should fully stop but yeah now I mean you got to shut it off
it's gonna be dangerous because I'm gonna bump on my car and I get a visit
to the hospital
oh the headwind is bad boys and we have a really big hill I think maybe the end of
this checkpoint so that's fun
Yeah, I'm really kind of getting tired, it's just so heavy, everything's heavy.
Oh, it'll be all right.
You first time it's coming in I'm lonely.
Thanks for a decade now.
Oh hell yeah.
First time catching this dream.
Thank you both for keeping my spirits up for many years and many years to come.
Aw, that's very kind man.
You got me.
I need to go in this tent. It's long, chowdy. It allows me to stop talking.
So I can just focus on siphoning a bit.
Oh, dude. We've only gone 4K.
Slot in, sorry. I called you a day person with smogs, cigars and drinks, Berber.
What?
You are a gigachat and so are Connor and Abort. Stay safe.
I also don't agree with using...
I got to see four people take it from beyond the moon.
And now I get to see three brothers get soaked for charity.
Kick it up, boys.
Oh, I just splashed myself.
Oh, God.
Oh, OK.
Remember, only down in my 4k, that's so bad.
How do you feel like you've done 10 hours?
I just recently started watching Jojo and Ambrose do the way through Part 2.
What's your favorite part that I should be looking forward to?
Shannon, if it ever gets released properly, thanks, Netflix.
Can't donate as much as I would have liked to because I just built my new PC.
Oh, no.
Do you enjoy the beautiful weather today?
No, not particularly.
It's calming down a little bit, though.
It's going to be a long day there today, shout out.
We normally finish at like five, but we're not going to finish at five today.
this is gonna be like a six
oh dude
ramen oh i hope you have ramen for lunch today that will fix me
Oh my God, the truck's a scary.
Insert 20 comments here.
Thank you.
Any comment? I appreciate it.
No matter how weird you are, like that, I'll present it as you donated.
And you helped people who needed it.
It's important that.
Fuck, I was trying to have an e-bike right now.
I don't really help cut through this.
Okay, the wind is about...
This is my first cyclet phone, but love what you guys are doing.
You're better than those reigning cats and dogs.
Cheers.
Thank you.
Let's go ahead.
You all right?
My little monkey's keeping me safe on my bike.
So all right, okay, the hill climb, fun, but you know what goes on must come down and
every day. Come further in that house.
Well, let's go.
I hope so, mate.
Let's go, Connor.
Rain can't stop you. Every kilometer is more for charity. Keep smashing it.
Sure.
Oh, the e-bike must be...
Three loads for charity, let's go.
Tell Sloppe they sell behind less chats pre-made.
No need to make your own L underscore, L underscore, L underscore, L underscore.
I take a warring the lodge for the session last evening.
There is something to behold.
Oh my god, the snow.
It's really hitting me.
In my wife's words of doubt, this is a character building art.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Yep, character building.
Yep, that's what this is.
This is character building.
Fuck.
Normally you'd have an entourage there.
You wouldn't actually fucking live here.
Hi monkey, this is my first donation for Cyclophan. I'm so thankful for what you're doing.
Thank you.
My brother has quit. Thank you. I hope the rain goes away.
Thanks for having me today man.
Do you have the forecast?
Lots of luck from Chicago.
Good luck.
Watch out, it's a big sock.
Okay, no cars coming.
No cars coming. Get to the left.
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
One must. One must.
He was happy at some point.
Probably during the border push at some point he was happy.
He was content.
The rain has stopped a bit.
It's not as bad now.
This is good.
Once on after dark, you said you'd never heard of Avril Lavigne,
and I still remember it vividly.
Anyways wishing you warmer and drier weather tomorrow.
I mean, I don't know the name, but I can tell you anything, especially it with that person.
Thank you.
See you in my tent.
Piper, judging from the weather, it looks like you guys have been to Wetwang.
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
That's actually true.
Okay, well, we've only done
a measly 7k.
That's quite disappointing.
That's how I'm looking at it.
I do apologise.
I know the content is never the best on the rainy days, but...
Finally got to visit Japan last fall with some friends.
We have a blast.
I miss how convenient everything was.
My friend even got a dummy chicky tattoo.
Okay, luckily it's down here.
Go Sunco. Go Sunco. Go Sunco. Go Sunco.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Wishing you guys the best of luck today.
Thank you.
Thank you, Anne.
Every donation now, it's one dollar, you know.
Two dollars, anything, merch, all that stuff.
All our help, man.
It all lies to that, uh...
Protec, if you ever feel cold or wet, just don't.
Hope that helps.
It's just fucking wise and big and small, isn't it?
There has been a lot of misinformation, but Netflix just announced that SPR will be releasing
in batches with weekly episodes in those batches lame.
Oh, wow, that's pretty bad.
I wonder if it's next batch, or not.
I want to be far away from that.
Being watching you and Mousy for about five years now and love the friendship between you two
You've inspired me to donate plasma
Keep it up, sir
I have so important to donate plasma if you can. There's a
Pretty much a shortage on plasma that has been for a very long time. There's never enough
It takes eight
visits of donating plasma
to be able to make one infusion for a person so you can imagine
How difficult it is to get a hold of plasma.
Now you know why it's so important.
Fuck, it's 7 degrees now.
So shit.
I think all the layers is making it much harder to, so I thought that I would try to get to the next stop to take it off.
Why is he doing that?
May hon lad fi hajay anan will I meet lad be the shantorian in one you know fry a
roll right fel we are the guy we're training that trot ride did golec and
he you quit right the previous cycling stepped me company through some late
nights in our school I'm finally done and I'm figuring out my next chapter
Keep going boys.
Look, he's nice man, that's awesome.
That previous TTS was misleading.
SPR is releasing in calls like regular anime with weekly episodes starting fall 2026.
Look forward to it.
See, this is crazy.
Just imagine how good the bed will feel at the end of the day.
That's true.
And so, high-growth snails.
On a plane to New York, I can't miss my daily hundred.
Stay safe.
Oh, dude, that's what I kind of do.
Hold on, I'm going to focus.
Chat is quite a challenge.
You ought to start a dollar train.
Forget about it.
Okay.
He's talking it through.
You guys are truly demeriting.
Riding in the rain takes dedication.
I can't walk it. I've been across for a little while.
I mean, just keep pedaling. Stay safe out there, boys.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Try my best, boys. Try my best.
You got this, boys. Keep it up.
Hermlinda.
What's your favourite colour and why?
As of destruction from the rain.
How long have you thought of what's coming for you, man?
What you and Chris do every year is an inspiration.
Thank you.
Even on the rainy day.
Thank you.
Fun time.
Thank you, man. I appreciate that.
I haven't had a cycle from now to see a pond. He's taking this weather.
What happens to Buckingham is that our thawed afraid of rain or something.
The least he could do is bring out the sun or something.
Because I'm afraid of the day, yes.
I heard when we hit the sun comes out.
Thank you.
Don't forget we need to apologize. We are in it for the long term.
I hope for all the best for the rest of your life.
You can get the badge for the channel by watching.
We are 75% to but 100% skippily.
Thank you.
Used to stay up all night for streams like this.
I have bags under my eyes and kids at school who call me keep games.
I'm going to spray back flat and go all the way back up.
Good luck, Dave.
Two cyclists are off.
Why do the Spines laugh away?
Because they can go undercover.
Oh, dude.
Oh dude, oh I'm gonna get back, he's spraying like dirt all over me, oh fuck me, oh I'm covered
in dirt, fuck, oh well, sorry I couldn't hear your joke, I was busy getting fucking sprayed
with shit.
Is it snowing?
No, there's snow around there, and it actually might snow today, it's there in the weather
report and yeah if you watch the let's go back 210 kilometers down 563,423
kilometers left to go every drop helps I don't forget if you some will get the
shot at any point you get the donate amount that's a permanent email I
I believe you'll have that to get to globally at least on any channel.
Oh dude he's trying.
Luckily the back of your legs don't normally get straight that much.
I need some work out here.
I'm afraid in the family, this is the way
The local community of my 25 wives in Utah just keep it up your
right here
No second, right?
That's a lot of people of this point
To this word fucking sucks
I mean at least we have like a little path, but the rest of the track there is just not fun.
Fuck me.
Woo!
Oh man, this is when I thought the rain was getting a little better, it just got worse.
I shouldn't even drink so I shouldn't say anything.
Hi from Europe. Just my past year. I'm working this while pulling the all-nighters working on a project for the university.
Oh, of course.
What's the line, man?
I do appreciate it, but I'm trying to get it to run around.
I love you way more than three.
What? That. That means beautiful woman.
What do you mean? What a nice day.
Trudy.
Did you book your hotel with Trivago?
No, I didn't book my hotel with Trivago.
Dude, so depressing. We're only halfway.
It's our break point.
That is so depressing.
While it's south for the boys, let's keep the $1 train going.
Emily had 190 guys, come on. We're so close.
Oh, I almost got it.
You are doing amazing, Jeph, in what is worse, the physical pain of this or the emotional pain of when you had to re-watch your old videos.
Oh no, but you gotta stop asking me that.
All right, you're watching my old videos, it's the pain, bro.
He's got a cure, he's got a cure, a blessing.
Oh Jack, I think we have a bit of a fail now.
Thank you for all the dollar trains, I appreciate that.
I'm not able to provide plasma to you through a chronic illness myself, but hope this donation helps.
Dude, watching this train donating, you always have to stand to fight that rain.
Thank you.
Can you hear how, you know?
Oh dear.
This is gonna suck.
I will manage.
All right, Fuji-saki is 24Ks away, I think that's, like, the next big town.
I see Flood has darker pants on to hide his outrageous swap pants.
True.
My god.
Ah, okay, sure, fuck you.
Fuck you, I guess.
Fuck.
It stays like this, which shows just how strong you are at.
How much it really means.
Gotta get it done.
Oh man, fucking trucks throwing shit on it.
All right, just focusing and going forward.
It's unfortunate that in some parts of Japan there's just no other choice than to take
these roads.
That's not really how I know what I'm about to do.
Ok, it's finally happening.
You are not to keep raising money at me.
You guys are doing amazing on the vines.
Thank you.
Your feet.
Keep your top.
Oh, there, over there.
I'm surprised how much snow there is.
Oh, he's kidding me, I can't, I can't give up.
I remember last year it had such wonderful weather.
A little chilly here and there, but still good.
I guess now you are paying the rain tax.
Yeah.
Greetings from Mexico, Wanderlach Lane.
I'm doing my part.
The effort all of you make every year is inspiring.
Thank you.
Keep up the good work.
You know, you don't pay my attention, right?
Definitely.
I appreciate you to the tough rainy conditions
and also to let you know I've been trying to contact you
about your car's extended warranty.
That's a torture.
I think I'm okay.
I'll be alright.
I don't need...
you can stop contacting me.
Oh, look at my breath.
Oh, it's cold.
Cold and wet and windy.
Pretty much the worst combination of things
you could ask for.
It would be better.
You've got this, boys. You are doing amazing.
I know.
Donations make me feel so good.
I'm finding a place in my life where I can afford to help out Dr. Lurkin
for fine body aids. You've got this, boys.
Thank you, man. I appreciate that.
That's what it's all about, man. You got a little something?
Are you in a position now?
Anything, the baller, the baller high frame to help me.
This is such an unseen area.
I see military trucks there.
Hello from Mars. We're almost to 200K. Let's go.
Gray and fucking dirty snow on the road.
You've got this boy, do you have any tips on how to get good and slave as fire too?
I have over 30 hours but only a single win.
You're taking too many cards probably.
I can't watch the stream for long cause of military work but happy this happens for
a good cause.
I got you.
Keep up the good work our bolding British friend.
I got you.
Hello, hell.
Remove strikes?
No, remove strikes.
Go away.
Come again another day.
Preferably, the day comes here, so we make it with tradition.
I don't want any more renders.
Remove strikes, always remove cards.
It's an agatech.
The more times you can play the good cards, the better, man.
Do you like mine in snails?
Rare, plain.
Go away, come again some other day.
I was up above it.
I was up above it, and I never line down with Na Na Na Na R.
Wet but not in the good way.
That's true.
It's just off hill again. It's never ending.
Hello, Connor. This is God.
I have summoned this weather because you put Brian on the TTS.
Free Ruby and I will turn off the rain.
11k
And you're getting your boy back
That is a rather interesting
processing plant
Maybe Slats gonna pop in
to his day job
You can talk to Beliton to record some scenic rides so we can suffer with you.
Happy cycling from the Traderous Colony of Virginia.
Dude, nothing can save me.
Good luck again, boys.
The Raymond traffic is rough, but I believe in you all.
Thank you.
Oh my God, this is the final destination.
I'm hard on you guys, man.
Keep going.
I know how hard riding in the rain is the model you ask.
I am trying tonight to work every day during this as well.
That's the line, man.
Well, I'm proud to bicycle stand up on its own.
because it's too high, that's the worst joke
you think I'm gonna hold that one?
oh jeez
think it's a big donation
this almost looks like the UK all you need now is someone trying to shank you in an hour
in an hour?
I'm going to say, hell, please tell me it's down, though.
Please tell me it's down here, help me there.
You couldn't tell?
It is quite cold.
It's really cold.
Climb, Connor, climb.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're most welcome to help.
We are all here to cheer you on Connor, Chris and Sean.
You've got teeth poised and keep safe.
Please don't use the mate plasma if you can.
Sure.
L-F-T-G-G-E-G.
L-F-T-G-G-E-G.
Let's move forward and stand up a second.
You know, sometimes when you go up a hill long enough, you can't even tell what's uphill anymore.
I think this is downhill, but it looks like...
I was going to help him push through the rain, let's go for a challenge for good causes for the Ironmouse Defense Fund.
I didn't know any boys, hell yeah dude.
Are you gonna turn now or are you gonna wait for me? Thank you. Oh, whoa.
Ah, that was kind of annoying. You got this, guys. Keep up the great work. While it's out
for the boys. While it's out for the boys.
Mr. mentioned for 25 people who can't do it but want to participate to the $1 train.
Thank you Dad.
Thank you so much.
I've been watching more and more of the tritecans each year and I'm so glad to have been keeping up fully with this one.
Keep this going, you got this.
The weather looks so cool, but you guys are doing amazing.
Keep up the great work.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We're pretty high up.
Oh, the scale bro, this has to be the end of it, I think, I think it's the end of it.
I uh, you know what? It's okay.
Luckily I'm able to find a nice comfortable pace here, and it should be okay.
I don't really feel too, uh, tired.
I'm the hells in that suit, so it should be okay.
Cool.
I think that means the end of the start of the day was cool, I don't even feel better.
God gives his toughest battles to his wettest boys.
He does, he does.
Thank you for the great work. Looking forward to another great sight of them.
How do you...
Dude...
I'm gonna keep going, huh?
Fuck, you guys.
Fuck.
Oh, shit, you guys.
That's fine.
What you are doing is amazing.
I hope you get some kind of hot tuna free ramen and delicious coffee.
All the rules helping to build generational cake.
I always think about, like,
the video of the guy.
Glad to finally catch one of these, Liv.
Thank you for everything you do.
Thank you.
There's a guy like Tramp in a mine, and they just kept giving him coffee.
He's just like a 1930s, and they just kept giving him coffee.
Like it's water.
As a trans person, they're made of oral toxics.
Things have been really difficult lately.
So thank you for helping bring some positivity back into the world.
I got you, man.
You guys are champions.
Thank you for human rights, John.
I'm donating on the same stream. Love from Tennessee.
Hi, dude.
High quality up for great work.
Also wondering if you're planning to check out
Benkin's latest project, Nippon Saker,
who first tepid over the best tin soil.
I don't know what you said.
Let's go, lads.
Didn't hear you, man.
Uh...
Oh, dude.
When rain falls, we continue.
They're pretty high up around here.
When rain falls, come on.
Nazi, keep up the great work.
It is, but you know what? It's kind of beautiful. As cute as it is. It's kind of nice. I don't know how to explain it.
While it's south of Booby, will we ever get a Booby Game of Cup?
I'll sort and then make off boy enjoyers need their husband of cups to black heart, won't you?
Who knows, man?
I think it's time to go to hell.
Fuck yeah, screw it.
I don't know, man. There's something about being the rain.
And you've like fully accepted it.
It looks like nice.
I'm gonna also fuck these trucks now.
Like, hey, I know our truckers are out there driving fucking stupid hours.
Nobody wants to do that job.
Oh, the cycling accident.
I asked him to teach me how to use a Bogo stick.
He said you just need to bounce on it.
I think it's pretty close to the brake at this point.
I don't know how long he's in circle at this point, but it feels like a fucking long time.
I'm not going to go too fast here, the network is falling over.
Wife and I found you in the last year. We stuck along due to your charitable and loving voice.
Thanks for being inspiring to so many.
Oh my God, another hellbound.
I'm a very lucky guy. I have the easiest job in the world. I play fucking video games.
So I want to make sure I'm using the platform I have in front of me. I don't know, I don't
want to think about the fucking, the little things in it.
And in every year since I started watching you and Mouse and love what you do, keep up
the good work even in the rain.
Be safe.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, Chris is quite far ahead, but that's not really a big deal.
Okay, will the common bus wait for us?
It should.
I should know he's really fired. I didn't realize how far ahead he was, right?
I didn't even see that lane, he's in.
Ah, another asshole.
Ah, he does a clear in the snow.
That is beautiful work.
Fuck, what shit weather to give him then?
One of my nose guys. He says well, it's not hanging around here.
Another hell of a reel. Huge. Oh my god, it looks big this one.
Ah, okay. Let's try walking.
Wow.
Cool.
Cool.
So how are you guys?
I miss you.
I pretty miss you, Chad.
I haven't had some here in like two minutes.
I'm down my only...
See I'm absolutely colored, uh, bro.
Colored.
You guys are doing amazing.
Absolutely leg-ends.
As much as I love Brian's dulcet tones,
we need to free-bubble. Let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Don't you hear the rainbow?
Drift drop, drift drop.
Sending love from Colorado.
Thank you.
Oh.
So think Jerry is laying in his hammer right now.
Best charity stream on Twitch. Look forward to this every year. This is my first time donating, but it won't be my last. Good luck.
Any other work for this Cyclethon? Also no monkey for the heart trait.
Spreading the love this Cyclethon too. Thanks Mouse and Connor for keeping me company the last three years while I worked on K-Pop Demon Hunters.
I'm sure you like the score.
Thank you, Anne.
You're welcome.
The weather will only make the next coffee taste better.
Keep calm and steady on your older ingrate.
That's true.
Oh, it's just been all uphill, man.
You know, you get warm, but you're sweaty.
It's a mess of the cold.
It's a really weird sensation.
I'm not sure I've got the slat on a V-Bike.
The water chips will drown.
Ah.
Sure?
Sure?
I will.
This is fun.
Fuck, the Helicopter is gone, dude.
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
Dude, in the wind, bro.
Fuck.
Everything that could be shit is shit right now.
It's actually a miscellaneous thing.
This is going pretty well this time.
That's all I can do.
Not much but anything helps, so let's get a dollar train going for the monk in the hill.
But at some point it will end.
I don't know what that point is.
I don't know how far away it is.
But at some point it will.
I don't know how I'll have conquered it.
Of course it keeps going.
I can see it.
What is the next 100 meters or two?
Two of man here has conquered two already.
Keep it up. I hope there is a smoking hot fade on the top.
Really?
You should open with that.
Don't want to go.
thank you
we all have our difficult days
but it really shows your dedication
wishing you the best
call
up
up
up
just keep swimming
it's gotta be done boys, it's gotta be done
you've been going up hell for that 2k man
that's brutal
We should all strive to be as kind as Connor and the others.
These acts of kindness truly make the world a better place.
There you are.
Time to journey in.
I think we're at the top.
I can see the pattern in the trees.
Sorry about the weather.
As a Dutch, she I am familiar with the rain but would not put traffic driving past me like that.
Also no hills for me. Good luck.
Thank you, Dutch people, and your life of health.
Bye, David.
That was fucked.
That was fucked.
You got this, and we want Bobby.
Fuck that hill, man.
I can't swim around, sir.
Yeah.
Yeah.
2k.
Yeah.
How the hell again?
Fuck me, man.
It sucks.
Fuck me around. It sucks.
It's a top 5 place to fill down the cycle.
Oh yeah.
When the radar will...
I'll dive into the toilet and go for a coffee.
I have watched Sims the first one.
Enjoy watching.
It's nice to see such positive efforts towards a good cause.
Sorry man.
Here you go.
Cycling today in an absolute PV even with all the debuff, rain, cold, wind and hills.
Van Gang is your watchman, can you get the jackery and bike charger ready?
So that's bikes for 40%.
Keep up the good work. Can you put a D&S up to flot through this favor to see what a wrestler is?
Alright, so that one's to go ahead.
Dude, I told they'd be down here. I promised they'd be down here. Where is it?
Oh, great. Fuck me, Wayne.
I'm currently working with the stream in my pocket.
Lucky leads payday for me, so I'm able to chip in a bit.
Good luck and hope it gets easier.
I hope so, man.
If it's any constellation, boys, you all look sexy when you're wet.
You know that is a good constellation.
I think this is actually the end of the round though.
I'm gonna keep saying that to myself.
I guess it goes down.
Yes.
Fuck yes, sir.
Conradices L'Arms Armstrong's Dr. Michelle Ferrari.
The latest batch of monkey blood will boost your performance by 60%.
Yeah, dude.
Keep up the great work.
You got it Connor, back check time baby.
For what you are doing to help take my money.
Again.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Alright, the wind is just like a joke now.
It's like pushing me back up the hill.
Fantastic job embracing the wet. Looks like winds are here in Seattle.
Yeah, it's something like that. I don't know. I don't know. It's all fucked.
Well this is just shit, the only silver lining is here Jack, you guys make this palatable
your weather forecast rain and wind until 3pm
between 2pm to 3pm
rain and wind continuing from 3pm to 6pm
keep up the good work
so rain all day
oh mister some some mr.golden some please
try and down on me oh mister some some mr.golden
some get the lany away from me keep going mate
One can be cool.
The only way this could be worse is with thunder storms too.
I hope I didn't drink it.
That would be some cool energy in all of us.
I don't think Flint would like it either.
I'm just a little bit turning. I'm not really turning.
Oh, there must be a lesson. I see a family mark.
Oh, that must be it. Fuck, yes, dude.
That's okay, he's a little far behind, but he's in alright, that's good, I didn't really
want to go ahead of him, but he uh, insisted, huh.
Oh fuck, I can't go that way.
Oh, fuck me.
Hey Connor, this is the Mexican path reporting in. Sorry I'm late to the cycle from this
year but better late than never. Much love, mad respect, L-U-S-Core?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Sorry Chad, if I'm not talking much honestly I'm cold.
It's kinda hard to talk when you're cold.
There's no button or anything I press here.
He's alive, he lives.
He's cute for my being, a bad state, but he lives.
This is the world's longest life.
Hey Connor, hot single milk in your area.
I am at your next lunch spot.
To give you motivation, the weather is like me
when I'm soaking.
You got this.
What the fuck?
Oh, wow.
That's heavy.
You've just happened in common with a vending machine
in Tokyo.
What?
Both are everywhere and occasionally dispense something
you didn't ask for.
Love you guys.
Oh my god, this never changes.
When does this change?
There's no button or anything.
Fuck.
Oh my god, finally.
Yeah?
Sure.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
No, not quite.
I'll cycle it over there. It's a bit longer than a walk.
Stay strong, Odaichine. Let's go number five.
Vanya, you're home.
Vanya.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck, chapter.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Come on.
Oh shit.
What's up boss?
Yeah, I'm doing alright.
Here we go.
Sausages.
Sausages.
That's it.
That's all you need?
Sausages.
You run this one here?
are you filming?
I'm retiring man, it's after engine
what?
no I'm not sure
camera's holding up?
yeah what's the battery like?
probably not good
it's probably going down at 100%
no, I was dodging
so that one does charge round
you just have to remember to charge it to 60
fantastic
I think it's fucking 30 still
even though it says 60
oh really?
that was a bit jerry
Yeah, I think it's just unbelievable.
I mean, for the price of water proofing it's just...
Just...
Don't joke with me.
They sue cars.
They need to achieve one.
Alright, champ.
I'm going to go and do a coffee over here.
That's for the...
Yeah.
With the card, the towels, and hot packs.
Okay.
For your shot.
The towels and hot packs and the hot packs.
Yeah.
I'll go back.
Just get warm in the other car.
No hot packs?
It really has gone quiet.
How are you feeling?
Oh, cold.
Yeah.
We really are 200,000.
Yeah, almost like a dozen.
It's so hot to see a rainy cyclop on there without doubt.
We'll tell you what we told people before Seldeniville was created.
You can do it. Keep it up.
I get that one.
You do?
That's a slight choke anyway.
Slap the bottle chicken man, indeed.
Trout, any questions for Slap now's the time?
What's that supposed to be about then?
I came up with the...
You're missing it too.
You're perfect for your head for that.
Yeah, all I heard in here was
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
When are you taking over the Vatican?
Over the Vatican?
They banned me.
What?
And they keep extending it.
Okay, I don't know this more.
Well, I heard that I found out about it yesterday.
Drive from the rain. Congrats on typing it out slot.
We've caught that. Thanks.
How are your pants holding up?
Terribly.
Well, not bad.
Consider, oh, yeah.
Let's, we don't even see that chap.
At least the corduroy's keeping you warm.
We'll show you. We'll show you Takiru Fuji, although he's been injured for a while. Uh,
I like how the little guys fight Midori Fuji, fighting spirit, you know?
I don't know if he's fun, I don't know if Sato is kind of boring to watch.
I feel like he just relies on how big he is.
Which fair play.
But like, it's not very fun to watch.
The more technical the fighter, the more I enjoy.
Typically.
How long have you been into Sumo?
Many years.
Have you been to a match here?
I wish.
One day I'll go.
Is it a certain season for Sumo?
It's every two months.
And then it alternates between
Tokyo and then some other city.
Hmm...
I've got to set that up.
I love the Sumo talk. Let's go.
I don't think Conor's done a Sumo.
You've done one, haven't you?
shoot it's always took a creative
nothing yet
now's the time I've said it
I don't want to know if you don't know my
Nick Nicholas Perth's K-1 fighter
he did one for NHK
and I probably saw that
yeah he does K-1 fighting
nice
yeah he fought like a giant Korean dude
like back in the days when MMA was
like let's put two completely random
people together and see who wins
and you know Sumo still does that
they do
There's no weight classes. There's a guy, oh god, what's his name?
Dey-Wang-No-Jo. Dey-Wang-No-Jo.
Dey-Wang-No-Jo is the biggest sumo wrestler in the sport right now.
He's a big, you mean, big.
I mean, like, probably bigger than a refrigerator.
Jesus.
You can hardly step up onto the ring.
And all he does is just stand there and kind of try and walk forward while he's heavy enough
to fit his head.
They can't move him.
You should Google him.
I'll find a photo of him.
The only one I know is his famous little guy that used to be quite big at taking people
out because they used to think because of his size he would be easy to take out
but he's not.
He's like a legend, right?
Uran, maybe?
He's still fun to watch.
Osaka native they live in
And he pulls off he's got this signature move that no one else does
Where it basically likes their arm behind his back and then like falls backwards. It's insane
I got this much judo.
I like the guys that are in it.
Or in it?
Look!
Hey!
Can I get a little something?
Look it!
Fuck off a lot!
Massive!
Oh, thank you!
Sorry, can I be tricky?
Yes!
He's...
Oh...
I want...
I would love to see him in my garden.
Massive!
He's not the waggy with men.
Why do you think I'd want to rest?
I just would love to see that.
There's one big guy and there's another big guy.
Your battery looks like it needs to charge a lot.
So I would recommend chilling out for a bit.
Let's do the next one.
He's taking on his gear.
I'm worried.
There's like some strange sauce on it.
I'm just used to the the famichiki stands of Kutramont, you know
I made that for you. Combined. Combined hot.
It's good. Yeah, it's good. Man, that's rock. That's pretty fucking miserable.
I haven't been that miserable since the governor of New York was someone else.
I'm gonna give you a drink.
It goes fine.
Thank you.
To the man.
I thought we had happy shots there.
Have you seen a program like this?
On the happy index.
Well, welcome to 100. What we got?
Zero being Andrew Cuomo in town and I'm underdating.
I'm gonna be a politician.
Yeah, let's have a little chill. What's getting to me right now is that?
I wasn't it wasn't exhaustion on that leg. It was, um,
Yeah.
Gooch.
Gooch and knees.
Knees are not really taken in there.
Out of a slot commentary.
You want me to get in the van?
I want you to comment on it there.
I want you to comment on it there.
Because I think that gives you a chance to, like, chill for a bit.
Because you're gonna die
I mean like we need to get the face up a little bit
No, no, you're gonna die
Not bad, I was telling you to
You're meant to have fun
Don't kill you
You know what I mean? I'm here to kill myself
I love the love of the mini Pajero
That's so cute
left-hand drive I would be driving it everywhere. I had a Pajero, a big one,
Pajero EVO, and I couldn't get used to the right-hand drive. You pull up at a
red light and the person next to you would be like, what the fuck? Such a cool car though, so
cool looking. I wound up selling it to Jericho, it's rich in there.
There's a lot of issues in America.
I didn't see them at all.
No, no.
They stopped doing any kind of cool cars like 20 years ago.
They died with the Evos.
And now they just make crossovers.
That's it.
They're driving everything.
Isn't this thing a lot of tropical things?
No, it's just cars over here.
Actually they make AC units.
I haven't seen anything else here.
You see the abandoned train?
This is probably the abandoned train.
The abandoned man looks here.
I'm at the Aspen Gold House.
Did you see the guys that were like pickaxe in the snow?
That was awesome.
That's like Gulagua.
That would be good.
Hey, what's our signage for those pickaxe in the snow?
And they don't even have like efficiency on it, on our speaker actually, no it wasn't even on the words, it was just on the side, like on the back.
I didn't understand why they were doing it, not me.
No soap touch?
Do you understand that?
No, I don't. Okay. What's soap from?
Hmm, what's the damn?
I thought that was my best mark today, so what?
What is that?
Nothing man, don't worry about it, it's my craft then.
I've never played Minecraft, sorry, you played... what do you play?
I've never played... what about Minecraft?
How do you draw the line in Minecraft, man?
What do you play? You can do anything.
I like to have, like, you can multiply them by, like, fighting against each other, or like, story.
Minecraft doesn't really have a... a story, really.
Do you like to build?
You like to create?
You like to role play?
Yeah I do, yeah.
You want to serve with me?
Wait a minute.
Didn't you play that Factory game last year that was messy?
Yeah, I played Satisfactory and that was the war of like,
that's building that?
Factory management, building game.
That's like, my crap, heck it, there's some like,
really technology.
I don't really addicted to it, but it was like, it was like some kind of like biblical greed level.
Like it was like everyone calling it wasn't me.
But I couldn't help myself. I had to like,
That's what your ancestors used to do, man.
That's what I come from.
You know these big ass factories ruined the planet.
What does your ancestors do?
Uh, well let's see.
They're actually starving in Ireland.
A good deal of them.
While you guys were doing that.
I'm lost.
Having fun.
What were you guys doing there?
I don't know.
I can cheat?
I don't know man.
You can cheat?
No, we were kind of like...
I thought we were first-year English.
Yeah, I was putting it out there.
My aunts didn't put it out there.
I used to read that, like, back in the day,
it was like 1800s.
me like Irish workers were just so good at building like railroads they were
just they wouldn't stop but all you had to do was get them beer and meat and they
would just keep doing that. There was like an exit of this like 1800s like
building mobile. He was like, I've had a name for them in Irish back then. Well not like a
I'm gonna get some snackies, yeah I got some snackies.
That was it. Thank you.
That was it. Thank you. That was it. Thank you, Chad. Thank you for that. That was it. Yeah, it was on QI.
They've talked about it. I researched about it. It was crazy. I was like, this is like me if I didn't find video games.
games. He'd be like, you give me beer and I'll keep going. And I'll keep an eye on you slack.
I didn't know he was going to Sumo. We've got a game of Sumo in place at some point.
Yeah, I dreamt. He's never been. I tried to take him last time, but it was in Fukuoka,
and I asked him, do you want to be all the way? I was like, I'll go with you. He's like,
oh, it's like, yeah, it is a bit far. There's a serious thing going on. Okay, you can
to go to well all of the touristy ones like aren't that great like that if you
have a guy yeah
oh wow
run for a second right
that first fight
yeah getting out of ammo oh my god very fine
this is like miserable that's 88 today so you have 70 more kids to go
The next one, I'll take care of the briefcase.
That is such horrible news.
Oh, I didn't post ETS chat.
Fuck.
I'm so sorry, chat.
Why is it all going off in your bike?
All right, well, sorry, chat.
I'm sorry.
But if we walk you through, there's 23 of you,
so we'll be really good, sir.
There's going to be a couple of times
since we're here in front of you.
OK.
Is that near the start of your off-air?
It's cute.
Yeah, so we're fine.
be sure to try it. Thanks. Alright, you can have a cross-chasse when you send them a note.
They'll still, uh, they'll still have it. I should send this phone.
Yeah, this, I just, this battery isn't charging. In my life.
The bike one? Yeah. I think it's done. It was, it was pushing out.
Sometimes it was pushing in that one. Oh, really?
Sometimes you gotta press the light as well. It's weird. Huh. And the team, this is a
I've decided that they'll make the lights only work with an internal battery of which broke so quickly into me getting it
Do you see an internal battery?
Internal battery?
Internal would be great
I don't need to reabsorb it
That'd be nice
That's a long path, I think
We can and down created infinite energy
We keep it on a bike
That's what we need to do
Oh shit man, it's not as good as it sounds.
Well, because it's G8 engine, that's better than it sounds.
They did say the engine was changed to 7, also.
Dude, I pressed the strong coffee setting, and it's just like, not strong enough.
What was that?
They were like, what do you call it?
Oh, you know you said triple express service.
Oh, okay.
I went to the coffee bridge, and I said, do me a little bit.
No coffee.
What the f...
Get a cube?
Yeah, okay.
Well, that's coffee apparently, you know.
But, I mean...
I don't think I'll be able to taste it.
I like the idea of coffee.
You know what I like coffee?
How about coffee?
Coffee.
Coffee.
Once it starts tasting too much like coffee,
that's the best coffee.
There's a coffee bar in your hand.
Every drink is a different flavor of coffee.
And uh, it's not what you'd expect here, it's just kind of not really a vibe though, to have like, eight Espresso's at like 9pm.
Unfortunately.
Chris says he wants the e-bike, he's chatting to us via chat.
Who's the person telling him what to say if?
The first wants the e-bike, then the e-bike's not going to be charged by the time I need the e-bike.
So I'll be van-gaying the whole day, which I'm okay with.
What's happening? This is going to give out 10 kilometers into that set and then he's going to go.
How long was that session?
18.
Was that 35?
That hill was eternal.
That was eternal.
And you are probably a slightly bigger than the average user of that bike, I imagine.
What is testing for it?
It's hard, mm-hmm.
Well, they use this for like, mom and scary babies, so...
But, for like, daddies with mom and scary babies.
Dude, I'll face the snow bats with that.
We're gonna have to do like, couple stretches of it now.
Up a mountain! Good one!
I know.
It sucks that.
Chris will realize, though, once he gets on that e-bike,
It has the regenerative breaking down line.
You were slowing down so much.
So when you go downhill, the bike slows down and you need to keep pedaling.
Oh, I was wondering why you were slowing down so much on that down.
Well that and also, um, my knees...
Why is he breaking?
He's breaking on the downhill.
Sorry, your knees.
I got one in the car, that's a towel, and I got a drag purse out of this cup.
Do you know how you pull?
Like, it ends so fast that it could be like 2,000 calories worth of stuff.
I'm not even...it was like crazy that I started to pull.
Chris, this is the amount of coffee I'll tolerate in a beverage.
I should milk. I should milk and sugar.
I said it's got milk coffee in it.
Is that the slap milk? I've done so much about it.
I keep hearing about the slap milk. I don't know.
I wanted it to be actual milk that we put in it.
But I don't think we could swing it.
You haven't had a pink sauce in a while.
You've got like a moldy, moldy.
The scientist said that wouldn't really work.
The saddest part about this now is that I don't get to enjoy the cuts.
I get to watch straight cuts to the van.
I'll just be like, I don't fucking care.
These didn't really even, should they help them melt that fat?
Fat is around here.
All right, well, that much should be done now.
Ian is gonna be my stunt double.
He's crying in here.
I'm your stunt double.
He has done numerous occasions.
Wow, that thing's taken 140 watts.
And they still charge you for this, huh?
Damn.
I think that Jack Reed, like, I think only like, takes him like 200 water.
Mmm.
Yeah, it's like a...
Hold this over there. I can't do it. My fingers are fucked.
This is my favorite convenience store treat.
The chocolate flavor.
Literally says chocolate.
that's all it says about the item and it is just delightful
it tastes like uh
how did you ever hit a popper? oh crap, I need a nice location as well
It's a little like munchkin bin with kind of crunchy, crispy outside, kind of like a homemade one.
It tastes like chocolate for a second.
Well, this is chocolate.
You can modulate how much you want it to taste like.
I don't have a problem with that.
It was like...
You sure?
Yeah.
Thank you guys.
I'm going to say a prayer for you.
I would appreciate that.
Maybe I could leave the chat and pray.
I think there was like that.
I would like that a lot.
We'll try to say it if there's any problem.
I think they would like that. They would like that a lot.
We'll try and say if there's any problem here.
So are you not going to go that way? Down there?
You're going to get one of your bikes in the car then.
Yeah, so we are...
Let's just...
Ahhhh!
I want the prayer.
I'll tell you about it.
Slut spread.
Oh, can't even have a hospital.
Our father, we have to go ahead and cut.
That would be the right.
I can come down to be one.
There's a fair bit of time.
There's a press press.
There's a few people who go to the press press to discuss.
There's not a lot of information in the anniversary.
And then, as it was in the beginning,
it's now never shall be rolled out in.
Nobody, you know?
I have not normally lived this man, but I feel it.
Happens to best of us.
What's the blood of slag? Is that whiskey?
The blood of the shurven.
Alright. Can I get my bike now? Is that okay?
Thank you.
Oh I mean...
Wah!
Oh man.
Did you do some health-treatment on the knee?
Yeah.
No I don't.
Wow.
Get it right.
Get it straight on.
absolutely you should do that one in play baseball put them in the band those
shut it off
shut it off
it's a little uncomfortable
right now
can't be all this
I don't know
oh
oh
maybe
oh
at least the rain's not so bad now
Uh, yeah, it's just kind of wind now.
We have dampers.
It took us a camp.
Well, you'll get some color commentary from Slatt in the car.
These are understandably a bit gone.
I don't really do this.
Oh, that does.
You had almost 200 grand.
Yeah, we're so close.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
Awesome.
Time to go Chris, it's 12 o'clock.
I'm sorry.
It was his idea.
Good morning. I'm a man of fucking honor.
Wait a minute, I'm sorry.
I'm a man of honor.
You used to never say that.
Good morning Chris. I'm going to do this without using Schlax E-Bike and I'm not going to complain.
A single second?
I don't know.
In Nevada.
It wasn't even my idea.
Although I will say, I wish they would have asked me.
When's the idea that I could get in Nevada?
You don't get to go there.
How are you going to fucking go?
I can't get my bike out of there.
There's no way I can cycle.
What are you going to do in Nevada?
Get a contact with everybody.
Oh my bike is breaking.
Oh no, it's actually broken.
Oh my god, oh my god dude!
Oh my god!
Fuckin' crazy!
Yes!
This is very cold.
Our group were in fingerless gloves.
I mean, I'm just really cold.
My toe is the most cold.
I think it is, Rick.
I think I'm going to have to change my socks and get to lunch.
I mean, yeah.
I think I'm going to have to change my socks and get to lunch.
I mean, yeah.
I think I'm going to have to change my socks
and it gets a lot better.
You know brick?
Some New York vocation for you.
What's brick?
Because you ever touch a brick?
What's it feel like?
You cold?
It's not sure if it's in violet.
It's brick.
That's really solid language.
At least I think that's what it means.
I think that is the origin.
What have I got in here?
It's one little guy, keeps me safe.
He's not doing too hot.
He's hot.
I forgot to put my little charm that you got me at the museum.
That's how they do things.
That's how they do things on you first.
It's making me take you to my dying place, that's the only way.
You've put like an industrial...
I can't risk him, so he can't leave.
I can't risk him leaving me.
I had to make sure that he never leaves.
If he goes, I'm gone.
I don't actually fully understand the direction of this.
Oh, the compass.
Yeah, kill me man, just fucking kill me.
This is awful.
Oh, crap.
I think I can take my pants off here.
Right?
Yeah.
Something you're expecting to film today?
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Look at Rick.
He's like a magic mind.
He's like, ah!
My knees!
Ha ha ha ha!
Okay, I'm in the van.
I'm in the van, bro.
I'm in the van.
I'm in the van.
I don't want to finish yourself anymore.
Alright, well, I'll be in the booth.
They call me Gary Cullen
Oh, you're my Keith Hernandez
They call me Kevin Lincoln
Ian Ron Darlings
Shit
I'll pay you back
Alright, you ready Chris?
Yeah
Yeah
I'm going to swim that way, I'm going to swim that way, unbelievable, unbelievable,
in the van, we give him an ebike and still in the van.
Do you know what this said to me last night after I had just completed that monumental
He said, I wish I could see a good spanner, but it doesn't.
Not on a fucking day like this.
Oh, I'm cold.
Alright.
That's it.
That's it.
Thank you.
And why thank you.
It's just a class for me.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Why, oh, fuck.
I have a stomach.
Yeah, fuck.
You might have to change it to 60 when I swap it over.
I still want it to switch.
Yeah, I was getting worried for him and he was also going quite slow.
And he was clearly just not having a good time and I think ultimately
he can provide more entertainment in the car.
No, it's bad.
It's the first issue to get the job done.
Honestly.
Right up here.
110.
Yeah.
It's this far, man.
Slant will occasionally,
it'll occasionally cut to the carb, you'll see slant.
I won't lie to you, I'll be real with you, I'm just completely honest, I am very cold.
This has got to like, honestly, as far as I love hotels, this is where cycling gets
like really, ah really tough, because you just can't get warm and there's not really much
you can do about it.
I think 2TS is on, I think.
I don't know, I just want to hear from you guys.
I don't feel like I'm doing this all alone.
The problem is I can get my body warm.
That's fine. My fingers and my toes never get warm and that's like kind of the worst
part, to be honest with you, you know?
But uh, we'll be alright.
I know there's donuts guys, I freaking, like, freaking miss you guys.
At least there's no cars on this road.
It's uphill.
I don't have any different shoes but uh, I'll change socks when we get to the next
I'm going to go down the launch for a while.
But at least it's very nice and quiet on the track.
Dude, Schlapp did that, 20k in that man is brutal.
It's brutal.
Six degree incline.
He's got me fucking kidding me.
Why is the TGS not working dude?
Well, the speakers turn off.
Being late today, sending love and support from Malaysia again, sucks to have bad weather.
Hang in there, you've got this unknown Chris.
Thank you.
Thanks, Eddie. I appreciate it.
Fuck this hell. You got me hitting the Ian.
Ian, you shut us up, a giant hell, man.
Fuck was the road. I'm worried about that.
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck.
I'm bleeding here.
I'm bleeding here.
I have to bleed someone.
I'm bleeding here.
I'm gonna fucking bleed someone.
There's still some narrow man.
Come on guys, let's get those donations in so Connor isn't so lonely.
Thank you.
El Undiscore, El Undiscore, El Undiscore, El Undiscore.
Keep up the good work.
Thanks for accompanying me on my night shift.
Hey, my pleasure.
This is steep, man.
I can't hold on.
All our pills today so far.
Shit, man.
Open vine wallops labs and lessons.
Help the loads with the scargantuan hill.
Also release Bobby. Up. Up. Up.
Oh my god!
Can you tell me the after name ones?
I'm not high.
Just so I don't get startled.
Hello from sunny Vancouver, Canada.
Thanks for keeping me company on my training runs. Let's go boys. Give your balls a tongue and get on with it
Hey Connor, why do cyclists love riding in the rain?
Because it really brings out their inner train of puddles cyclist emoji nervous sweat emoji. Good luck today
Well, it's on.
Chat is with you the whole way. We love you, Connor.
Thank you for all that you do and for committing to this fundraiser every year.
Keep it up for a while.
Got to be done.
I've got the precious family and Monk Chat together stronger than Gagall,
so I want to hear my King Bobby.
What's here?
said the Scotsman to the Welshman, how many potatoes does it take to offer Irishmen?
None.
Oh.
Beach mouse, beach, beach mouse, a gug, beach mouse, beach, beach mouse, a gug, gug.
Connoissee if the Van Gaan can find hand warmers, you can stick them in your gloves
slash shoes to warm up your hands and feet.
It's not helping a tiny bit.
Love the work you guys do.
Glad to finally be able to donate and buy merch after watching since the first cyclotham.
You got this guys.
It's a...
Tron, Tron, Tron.
Oh look, I've done quite a lot.
Now that the gang is forced to make a sobering realisation, without the slitterers around,
the boys will have to handle themselves.
Right?
You got this. Do you think you will make the plushies access series available separately?
Another share on the CS1, but don't want the whole mix to flush.
There's a turn coming out.
It's my fifth time watching this platform. Thanks for everything you do.
I hope this donation warms you up. California Gang Rise Up.
Thank you.
That was a nice short tunnel.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Any other games?
From California with love, got to ask,
how do you not have a hemorrhoid biking so much?
Is it that giant dumpy attached to you?
Hell yeah.
Yo, 3K.
You can do it, boys.
Holy shit, thank you, man.
Bonjour Montpetty commdason. Since you missed me that much I'll throw in another TTS. Just
don't fall. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. El Lundescore? El Lundescore? El Lundescore?
Hi. Nice to have you. El Lundescore?
Plasma Q a manager from last year keeping a tally of how many times someone says they came in because of you
Oh, we are up three so far. Thank you red-heart emoji
I mean
A great day of work for Europeans watching right now. We'll still catch up with the thoughts have a great time
Paul will down when he's going the distance are he's going for speed
That was a downhill, it certainly didn't feel like it.
Couldn't really get any speed going,
just the headwind against us.
Really unfortunate, we have the scientifically worst
concoction of conditions to fuck with us.
But, you know, we'll carry on.
What else can you do?
seems like I might clear up a tiny bit I don't know man I'm not getting my hopes up
that's an ice cream stall dude this whole place looks abandoned all of it
I wonder how long it will fall.
Oh my God man this wind.
It's wind man. You're kidding me. I can't even enjoy a downhill now
All right, thanks for that
Thank you for that
Oh my god, the wind pushed me.
I wonder if you can actually even hear or see the wind.
It's so bad for me.
Amazingly, you are doing this every year.
One of the few good things that is still happening in the world.
Despite your bad enemy dates.
That's true.
You got this, lads. The sense of accomplishment you're going to feel tonight is going to be worth the struggle right now.
Stay safe out there.
I'm sorry.
Thanks so much for what you all do. Love watching the streams when I can.
I appreciate that.
You're hearing you guys on every pedal with ground relief depth.
That's awesome dude, thank you.
Will we get a massive slot collapsed?
Also, good Elundas Core?
Job Elundas Core?
Color Elundas Core?
It Elundas Core?
Admiring Elundas Core?
To Elundas Core?
Watch Elundas Core?
You.
That was a very ominous year, Mr. Brian.
I was so close to getting a booby.
The yellow snow from the ground doesn't take anything like bananas.
Ha ha ha.
That's a much nicer road.
Well...
I would have never known I had a D if I hadn't seen your past cyclist your saving lives in
your own way.
Time I left
I know you can do it. You can be a part of history
All you have to do is open that wallet.
That's true, baby.
That's true.
Bonjour again, Montchaton.
Evil Emma here.
Seems they're not having the best time right now,
so to cheer you up, Pymar.
El Undescore?
El Undescore?
Wow.
El Undescore?
How did you know that?
El Undescore?
El Undescore?
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Let's go iron mouse while our family oppressiosa.
The weather may be painful, but remember what they say, when life gives you lemons, throw
them at your former mod and tell her to make the lemonade.
Oh my god, it's such a rain in my face.
Keep it up, Goat.
Thank you.
Try my best.
Oh, the wind.
Oh, it'd be so easy.
It's behind us.
Are you watch Project Hail Mary yet?
It's a maze, a maze,
thumbs down emoji, rock emoji,
thumbs down emoji.
Pissed my bump.
Keep up the good work.
From Thailand, you'll focus that on the world.
Oh, thank you, Natsuki.
Thank you, Natsuki.
Tony, yeah?
Love from Chicago.
Currently fun employed, but still here for this great cause.
Thanks for enduring the rain paint
for our joy and entertainment, Blue Heart Emoji.
Thank you.
Try my best, you know?
I feel like a music bop bop.
That's true bro, I do.
I do feel like I'm losing my mind.
That was cool, what was I doing here?
I was like apple trees, I was like, how in the hell am I?
Not fun. Not very fun.
Oh my god! Yeah!
Yeah, I mean...
It's just so rabid.
Chat, we need to turn this around.
Score under L.
Score under L.
Score under L.
Keep up the good work from Waterwell.
Thank you. I need to press the draft for me to be honest with you.
I'm not sure what to do.
I'm not sure what to do.
I'm not sure what to do.
I'm not sure what to do.
I'm not sure what to do.
I'm not sure what to do.
I need Chris to drag for me to be honest with you.
I'm struggling with this wind.
What is this place? This place is awesome.
Watching the W stream for charity while playing Ghost of Tsushima for the first time.
Aw, that's awesome.
w w w w w w w w w w w w w w...
Thank you, Brian.
I was unsure of the frontations, I think I got it.
Whoa, it's starting burning somewhere.
During times of struggles like this,
My puffy always said that to be calm and have a nice butter chicken jay. How I shout out Panji at Latinos and Carly
Oh, so many such nature it's lovely
You'll make the fun, Comer. Keep up the good work.
The sun will come out.
Yeah, the sun will come out.
It's all coming out, he knows where I'm at.
It would help a lot if the rain fucked off.
I think it's going to be like this all day.
So, kind of chill out a lot.
What are these trees?
Yeah, I think they're apples, right?
There's so many of them.
Oh my god, 200,000, no dude!
I miss all the shit worth it guys.
I'm dying in the rain in the middle of North Japan.
The wind is horrific.
I can't feel my toes, my fingers.
But shit like that, I'm gonna keep going.
Thank you.
Jovano Giovanna for a massive thousand dollar donation.
Dude, there was a fire back there.
And there was a genuine pot of meat that was like,
what if I just stand next to it?
Do you think the guy with mine still owns the lamb?
He'd probably understand, right?
But I didn't.
It's like I keep pedaling.
Oh.
Checking in from Delaware tonight, it's current 11.26pm and we are also dealing with some rain right now.
Delaware Gang, rise up.
Jesus Christ.
Dude, look at Chris, that's how much fun the wind is.
Look, inflating him.
Oh my God, the amount of apple trees is quite staggering.
Haven't had it yet, but props to the support team helping the boys.
Welcome back, baby. Welcome back, King.
It kind of sucks because we're not going to get to lunch until like 1.30 and then
probably can't really enjoy it.
So probably a situation where it's like death might ride on the bikes, you know
Unfortunately, but
Three hot buzzing busy like a bad Ruby my race from goddamn money for me, baby
Help him out
Man, it's beautiful. I just imagine how nice it would have been for the sun shining. It's
would have been like heaven on earth. Literally surrounded by the old kids. Oh, that is so
nice.
Long time watcher, first time donor. I just spent $170 to see baby metal in Austin, Texas
in September. So let's just keep going. I like cheese.
That's nice. I'm so happy to do that.
I'm glad you got something.
The world may be rainy and windy, but you are a ray of sunshine for the rest of us.
Keep up the good work from Kentucky Monk and Together Strong.
Telling a British person that is like...
I wonder how he's going about it. A ray of filth.
Sing us a song, you're the cycle monk. Sing us a song today.
Maybe I'll literally kill you.
You should all boot with Travago.
Oh, I'm excited, baby.
Using this as second monitor content while I play Crane Games in love and deep space.
Let's go Chicago.
Oh nice.
Here you are Manson.
Here you are.
Here you are boy.
Oh.
Sorry, that was my, I mean, getting off my seat a little bit.
Oh, nice, downhill.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate, I really fucking do fucking appreciate that, I don't know why.
I hate Chris Giggling.
He's just happy he doesn't have to pedal.
Even if it's, oh my god, the wind, the wind completely swayed my bike there.
That's that scary.
No. No, you're joking. A red light.
You're not fucking joking.
A red light for what? There's nothing coming.
That sucks. That fucking sucks.
I can't talk. Can you feel your fingers?
No.
This is what King Charles feels like every day.
We're going to get rid of them away from the Welshman.
I shall not sing it.
I trust you.
I know it.
I'm going to shake them off.
I'm not getting the bite back.
No, no.
You'll get it.
My family and I are going to Japan next year. It'll be my fourth time. I'm so excited. Your streams give me ideas on where to go. Keep it up, Loi.
What the fuck was that? The voice you made. This, this wind, man. I, uh, it's so cold.
What the fuck was that?
What?
The voice he made.
This, uh, this wind man, I, uh, it's, it's a struggle.
I think Schmatt should give back by giving his back up.
On the road again.
I just can't wait.
Here we are.
Get on the road again.
The life I love is riding cycles with my friends.
And I can't wait for butter chicken.
Jehad.
Okay.
We gotta stop there.
If you're a guest, you can't cycle alongside us. You have to give back another way.
Okay.
Lawrence Hurley.
Celtic gang from Scotland back for day three, giving you the strength to get through the rain.
It's in the Celtic blood to do it.
Thank you, man.
I bet he's spitting his cigar right now.
Oh, Jesus.
Hey Connor, tell Chris, I really enjoyed his audio book and I hope he narrates it again.
It's been narrated again. I listened to it to and from work for a week.
It's been a very long week.
I will be recording here, I think from July?
Oh nice.
All right, speed time.
Speed up.
I'll be in your breathing voice.
Do my bibby voice.
And then I would...
I've got...
You can see my mouth for that.
Yeah, maybe lunch?
I hope it's around here.
I wasn't even hungry at that stop. I just wanted to take a warm inside of me.
I did not sit in the car.
I thought body temperature was like minus five.
Yeah, I think that's me.
If I die, I think I'd like to stay frozen and come back alive.
If I cry again, it's freezing.
This is nice. Have we got a flat stretch now?
Yeah.
The beautifully muddy fields down on it.
Yeah.
Yeah, something like that.
It's a bit warmer there than what it was about.
Yeah.
The weather has to be the best for it.
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, I'm not boobie, just so you know.
I'm impersonating him, because I'm a huge fan.
I'm obviously a voice actor, I have that skill set.
Isn't that right, boobie?
What's a cool temple?
What temple are you trying?
Euror, love from Maryland, tough days ahead.
But we believe here's to hopefully another successful cyclophone.
I hope so, man. I hope so.
You know, I don't think anything's granted on days like these.
Have you ever been cold?
And I mean like, truly, truly cold.
It's like one of the worst feelings, I mean.
Okay, I promise no more of the chicken thing.
I am super proud of you boys, though.
Keep it up.
been watched five years strong. OUG, OUG, OUG, OUG, UG.
Satisfaction viewers, you cannot comprehend the sensation of your energy being sapped
because your body is just fighting so hard to keep you warm.
Hello Connor, this is the chef preparing your lunch. Today I will be serving one kilogram of tuna.
tuna.
Yeah!
Show a slain a hay, I thought he was ready, I'm sure he'll appear.
Connor, I know this event is about charity, but congrats on hitting one five million followers
on Twitch.
Oh, thanks man.
Let's cheer out Munkup, the Yu-Gang, Rise Up!
Oh, it's getting a little more busy this way.
Shout out to my fellow mods for holding down the fort.
You guys are the best.
Connor and Chris, please stay safe, Milf Pollas.
Thank you.
Yeah, we're all...
Straight.
Straight.
Yeah?
Straight.
The rain is moving bad now, but it's just the older facts from earlier.
They're not really going to go away, you know.
It's doing alright.
I still haven't had energy in me.
I still have energy.
Hey Connor, Ruby here. I'm proud to say that I'm no longer racist since yesterday.
I've been still elected to hate everyone equally. Good luck.
I think that's better. I think that's better.
I think we can look at that. I think it's just the accordion part.
We won't be there.
There we go.
So tell me if you're cold, if you're really really cold, I'll tell you if I'm cold.
If I'm really really cold, I really really really want to see Gezi-Dah.
Thank you, Gezi-Dah.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate that, that's why I'm here, that's why I'm here.
I'm just focusing on the pedaling, keeping my rhythm.
So I had my energy, so I'm kind of lying
and you guys come down here.
That's that, I apologize.
I wouldn't have been the most supportive during this.
I wonder what he's up to, he's probably feeling really good, I'm not sure if he's
It's a real men's shirt.
It's really so fucking nice.
Don't forget to outmute them.
You get a badge if you watch the stream for more than an hour that works on all Twitch channels.
For one year I think, and the emote is permanent, so if you gift us up, we'll save yourself paid.
All right, it's all right. Thank you, man. I appreciate that.
Hey, have you ever considered adding Chris to the vain gang? You could become the Todger squad.
Okay, thanks. I just don't know about that.
Hey Conner, don't forget to breathe.
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
Oh wait, that's llamas.
Thank you, I'll have to remember that.
Fuck, this is going to be a hard day.
This is going to be a hard day.
And the wind's not here.
Even a soggy chicken would ride by and say,
Man, this is too foul for me.
Man, screw this soggy weather.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, sore all over, man.
Oh, there's an apple or something, an apple-good store.
I hope you are doing well in this weather.
I hope?
Everybody A-bo-bo, A-bo-bo, A-bo-bo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh baby, baby, chill!
Giving warm huggies E3
E3? Again?
sure you three are still around
oh man the manhole cover here is so pretty
look at how my huge
that's not so good
My fingers are warming up, that's good news, thank fuck for that.
My toes still can't really feel them but that's good news because the rain has, I feel
like, stopped.
I'm getting tiny little bits, my fingers are good there.
Hey there Bestie, I know you're knackered on this day with it blowing a gale and
tipping it down on these dodgy roads but chin up and cheers oh I'm gonna have that
cider at the end of the day yes sir straight for 4k when I rode 10 hours on
the rain dish washing gloves at a combini saved my hands sneeze go over the
glove to prevent water from pooling in the glove yeah I mean anything you can
do man. Anything to help. Like it's also like a mental thing like if you've got
something you just feel a little better because you're like I'm not soft on the
But I feel like I'm doing something
cause my pants got caught in the chain.
Oh, I'm trying my best here, boys.
I apologize, I'm a little gassed.
I'm really trying my power through here.
Oh, shit.
Gooch, ouch, gooch, gooch, gooch, ouch, Ku excite coach, coach, coach, gooch, ouch, gooch, gooch, ouch, gooch, ouch, coach, coach, coach, coach.
I'm just wondering if you'll be okay.
Day one topic. I'm touching back on make your horcrux an American penny toss that sucker into circulation and live forever
Also trans rights. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think like
There are so many more ways to never find a horcrux
You know, I mean
Kind of making the scene you want to get talking to mouse at level up expo in Vegas last year keep up the good work
Bless Chris Carb's gains IDF boys
Oh
Okay, until the next stop ooh
Right there right there flop flop flop flop flop flop
Hey Connor have you been watching Ludwig's tip-to-tip China series
How do you like it? Would you ever want to try something similar with motorcycles?
Yeah, she's really fun. I love to do that.
Are you cool, man? You've got to find someone who's up for you, you know?
You know, we have one of the editors on our channel, he is editing on cycling, I believe.
Why did the tuner refuse to go cycling in the rain?
It said, this isn't just wet, this is pouring down with salt, and I'm starting to feel a
little fishy.
Yeah, Ian Kona, editor for our channel, he's like cycling, and when we're cycling, he's
like on the bike editing, and when we're eating, he's just like chilling editing, it's
kind of funny.
All right, am I going to eat tuna again?
I'm fucking never eating tuna ever again in my life, boys.
Oh my god, the wind.
The wind's pushing me.
A little bit.
Look at the flags.
That's a little bit of a downwind.
That's a dream case scenario, boys.
for being an absolutely badass for a great cause and carrying us all along for the ride.
We are so appreciative and...
You feel that downwind, Chris?
Oh my god, that's beautiful.
How long do we get that for?
Hey, I'll take a minute.
Rain drops keep falling on my head.
These nuts they set to be...
Rain drops falling on my head.
...of dignity and deliciousness drives me on.
She'll ignore the rest.
About tailwind, oh no, I think it's kind of
dissipating, although we're turning into it, so
it might leave, yeah, it's leaving now.
You know, for that brief moment it was magical though.
I'll never forget her.
Tailwind of 26.
The great tailwind of 26.
She was pretty, but it was beautiful.
Hello, I am Booby, and today I will be practicing my vocals.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ay, ee, ay, ay, ooh, ooh.
Thank you, Bibi.
I love the smell of the smoke.
Why can't I go into some fire right now?
Chuck me in a fucking fire.
I don't like it all the time.
I actually wouldn't mind.
Man, we lost our...
at one chance a year to do this through Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin
We love vaccine Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin
I'm on the gold ship and she's my guide and she's my horseback, the horse anchoress
That is so cool, it's just so fun to hang out with.
Straight.
At least the rain has kind of stopped.
It's warm, my hands are getting a little warm now, so it's something.
The wind always, why are you going to get tamed?
We hit it for like three seconds.
I'm glad I'm ready to win this game.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
I would gladly have a thunderstorm and rain if I had a tailwind the whole day. It's like not even a question.
Does it have a tailwind, Chad?
Dude, it's like skating on ice.
Like on the Pokemon Gym Isis.
You just like, one tap, boom, you just go.
So it's so good man. You just keep going and like every pedal feels empowered and then
when you're cycling into the wind it's like when you put the fucking gym machine up to
like ten and you're like, yeah I mean I can tell but it's not particularly fucking fun.
And I'm just fucking slogging against this thing. I don't even have like a Netflix
iPad in front of me so I can't even like what shitty true crime documentaries while
I work out just like I'm not anything but at least the stretch been very nice
this has been a really pleasant section those fields have been so cool
I don't think he's going to give you a back ride, he's not going to give you a back ride,
he's not going to give you a back ride.
I'm not getting the back row from slag, I can guarantee you that.
About 1.5 we turn left.
I'll shout you.
No slat rub. Okay, that's gotta be a bent hug.
Oh, fuck, look at the side wind, man.
You know, so actually we're gonna have to turn into that wind.
That's what it looks like the rain might come out through.
I'm sure it can play in all day.
One complaint is one don't it?
Oh, Connor is golden tired plus has to entertain chef.
That shower is going to feel good tonight. Keep it up.
Alright. New idea.
Top of top.
Never before heard idea.
I just need a bath.
This is from Ra Memories.
And you guys can make it colder or hotter.
But not below 40 degrees.
And not above 41 degrees.
Bill?
I think that's a good trade.
Suck for hope, Suck for hope dude, Suck for hope man, watch them die, I'll let them
die by.
Straight ahead about 2.4k, that's the next brake stop, we've been cycling for about
just under an hour and now for 16k, that's not bad because we only have, oh we have
like 50k left, who am I kidding?
Oh shit, that's like 3 hours more of cycling, it's not good, that's quite a slow pace
Oh, yeah, let's get some water at the next stop. I'm drinking it today. Yeah, it's just
really hard to access my bottle and I always forget to ask.
Asston McCann, you can change my mind.
Yeah, that is like rule number one.
Rule number one of cycling is like...
Howdy, Mr. Door Greetings from Texas.
You're all being amazing, and don't forget to keep boot scootin' boogie.
What are all game of subs? Honestly, either was.
Hi Connor, M-O-D-S here.
Going to use the company car to buy a bathtub to test for the use of fore-hope.
No.
Absolutely not. If you do that, I will...
I will sue you into the ground.
And I will call every place you're in, flood them, you ever get, and I'll let them know.
The expenses you do.
I'm not a vengeful guy, if you buy a bathtub with my credit card, you will see my wrath.
I've already got one of the fucking 7W sins down yesterday, gluttony, gun.
Wrath is coming today, boys.
Tamara?
Lost? I don't know.
See who the guest is.
400 meters then left, I did that and so you'll see it.
That's very brave.
El THUND, R задачom, El consciousnessom, El THUND.
Okay, okay, okay.
They call me the Thund51 because I'm loud.
An ominous sound.
It's left, then right.
Then the road.
I'm very gassy, so I guess I could be a part of the story.
I don't know.
Really? What'd be cool?
I lost some sound here, left then right, taxi kick, taxi kick, and then right.
Oh, taxi, would be a wise idea.
How are you guys, right?
Yeah, they're holding up alright, they're entertaining themselves with text-to-speech.
the
I'm certainly here
Turn in 500 meters over the bridge.
There'll be a bridge coming up. We turn over it.
Light.
How far is a ramen, realistically?
I don't know. I feel like another hour.
I'd better be ramen.
Booby here. Quick tip. Anytime you feel cold, just say
Just say no, you can't get coal without your consent.
That's so fucking smart, I didn't think about that.
Thanks, Ruby.
So we can follow this road around, that'll be a bridge.
Sorry for the cloud view, Chad, just enjoy it.
Enjoy it, bros.
Thanks everybody for watching and supporting us today.
Yeah, these days, man.
These days you just need that support and you guys are doing it in rows, so thank you so much.
Seriously.
You guys were over here.
I would be here.
That's very true.
That's very true.
I would not be here if that wasn't here.
I'm a performative male.
I only perform when people are watching.
What do you want to talk?
What?
Do you want to talk?
Yes, yeah, we kind of behind quite a lot because we just we didn't like leave to
like eleven.
Always like having my yearly tradition of watching you guys while I play League.
Oh, I'm so sorry. I hope you're winning your games at least. Yeah, we just kind of didn't
start very quick. And then getting the rain stuff on just took so long.
But we'll finish strong as always.
This is gonna be windy.
Wow, look at that pile of snow!
What the fuck!
I've never seen a place do that.
I've never seen anything like that.
What the fuck!
I have never seen a place do that.
I've never seen a place do that.
I've never seen a place do that.
That's what I told you about, by the way. It takes forever for it to melt. It just won't melt.
Because the air insulates it so much.
So it'll stay like that until I imagine summer is all done.
Then right here.
This car though, yeah it's on, okay.
The next car's getting that way.
I don't know.
I don't know, I've seen dozer like you, you know.
I love it, it's way too secret.
Hey look, this is a famous car.
What's that?
It's a thing.
Wow, that's quite cool.
Let me show you a chant real quick.
This town is like famous for its trains.
my domain expansion, boll expansion, no jutsu
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ok ok, ok Buda
my Boulders
ok, look at the crane for that chattel statue, isn't that cool?
if we had fucking sun, it would be amazing to go down there and frolic
if we had frolicing all around, instead of miserable
in British
Wow, that lake, there's like trees in it, wow, it must be flooding, that's so cool,
I don't know if you can just see that.
See that?
I don't know if you can see it, but...
Yeah, here we are.
Ah, it's that morsens up ahead.
To the morsens.
Onward.
I have slats for war man.
I didn't like seeing him in that shape.
You know, he's a guest and I, you know, the cycle's going to be really fucking rough.
But I don't, it was a nice seeing him really go through it like that.
I don't mind because I hate myself.
But you know, other people, I don't really want them to go through it.
Especially when he's trying to help us out and raise money and just hang out with us.
But, yeah, I'm just giving guests hypothermia now.
It's like a Swedish hangout, I guess.
Is that what Swedes do?
I'm not entirely sure.
Let's not wait too long.
So we can have a longer lunch.
Are you sure, Kinga?
Is this one?
Oh, they've got a moat.
I'm trying to find what's possible there.
Oh!
All right.
I need to get more closer.
Yes. Yes!
This is why I've not drank water.
We need to.
Oh, it's Charlie Lee's flavour.
See, famous subs.
That's your juice. Nice sea dog.
They've been smolting the entire site.
Thank you so much.
So, uh, go get a cup.
It's a good horse track, it's a good cycle path.
25 grams of protein.
That's 50 grams of protein in that leg.
He's in the hospital.
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
Why are you sucking your fingers?
You know you get cuts in the rain and wind and cold, you don't feel it, it's just there.
Did you just do car cam?
No, he was in it.
He needs to recover after that.
They're coming, they're on their bike.
I'm going to spend like $4,000 on that.
It's a very expensive bike.
Oh, you know what a fucking cycle for me.
To be fair, he also doesn't fit in the front or the back.
It's a big leg.
Get him in there.
Hey, you see him on the bike?
He's squeezed up in the front.
If you're giving us the choose.
I want to slap commentary.
We want to see the clips after this and make him smile.
Or the backs to face.
The backs to face.
OK.
We're on the rocket ship now, mate.
We're four up now.
Any more plummeters to run?
Yeah.
What are you like, mate?
Fuck around too much.
I'd rather fuck around more than run, mate.
Adam!
Fuck around, mate.
Alright.
Drink your thing and you go.
Hey, guys!
No.
What's going on?
What do you do this coat from?
Oh, I brought this in my big suitcase.
Oh!
That's my big pillow.
Oh, that was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
So good for them.
Maybe if people said we'd use that one week,
I'd hope it won't hit me.
I was not used to it, right?
Do you think you could do it?
How was it?
How'd it go?
Right.
How was the gulag?
How is the, oh, it's rough in there, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You see if she's quite right, isn't she?
It's Celsius.
You could tell the difference.
You can't even agree.
No, it's quite nice.
It's very nice.
Do you have any bite in us?
No, I'll save them on top of the lunch.
Look, does that happen to you?
No, it just doesn't.
Fucking no.
You're doing a full course move while I'm dying.
Drink your little fucking shit.
I actually had one last night, it was good.
It was good.
It's good shit.
Stayed in the back of the van with this caviar.
Obviously.
So, I tried to get out of the van and I realized
I can go longer here, but this is, like, this is, this hurts.
Right now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You did, uh, I think we don't have to watch this one if we're okay.
Thank you.
You're a joy, mate.
How much does that e-bike cost?
It was a lot.
Two, three pounds?
It was a lot, I don't know how much it was, it was a lot though, I remember it was any cost you want to get it, you know, Schlatt needs it, the big guy needs it.
Alright, this next stretch, what's the part then?
It's going to be in the wrong car.
I was wondering why is it never cutting over?
I think one job.
We figured it was like demolition man when he defrosted the other one first.
It's warm!
both of my hotel rooms, but I hadn't touched it
and my body just started shivering violently.
This is shooting a fight back.
I'm just doing this as I say.
And so I had to get in the bath immediately.
I think my sedentary body is not really cut out
for four marathons worth of biking like two days
you know probably crazy but does this inspire you to want to perhaps take it
for more active lifestyle I do so sorry I look you finish your I was
really finished the French church and monster size on a geary day I work out
three times a week, but it's lifting, it's like power lifting. My dad's at something like 375 now, two and a half years.
But I just don't do cardio when it's hot in winter or 10 degrees where I live.
I am going to get back into biking when it warms up, like by the time I'm home it'll be nice.
I'll hop back into biking. I wasn't ready.
He's having to give you a very good new one.
Now it's like that.
He's having to give you one of those monster walls.
He's just flying around.
That's best.
Oh, I heard his voice somewhere.
I don't know if he's using a joke though.
So I'm gonna put my money on my mouth.
Yeah.
We ran a calculation of all the money we raised right there at first.
Stint.
Yes, Mark.
I'm gonna match you up.
What?
Isn't it all like ten times?
Mark.
What? Are you serious?
Okay, I think that's a fair deal.
I'm just going to bring all the guests on and get them an option.
You can do the cycle.
Or you can sit in the car and pay.
That's awesome.
Dude, that's thank you so much.
But with one stipulation...
Gone.
I'm sitting in the car and saying thank you.
I think China's in a deal.
I think they'll say deal.
I think they'll say W deal.
I think that's fair.
W deal.
I'll take it.
Alright.
You said you can do black fat all the time, so I'll stop for it.
Chris is taking like a fast food worker in the freezer type of break right now.
He's going to take it off.
I worked in the freezer once every week.
For four hours I was stuck in the freezer.
We mulled all on the walls.
But there was a thing of where they kept the chicken.
Okay, I kept it with some tinfoil over it, and I took some of that reef on hand.
He's a chicken with a dairy cream.
Oh, a dairy cream?
It was a deli.
So what's in McDonald's?
The best part, maybe like, do you get something to praise them?
I just do it there.
It's like staring.
It's like staring at someone there.
Oh, the select.
Oh, the select.
Man, I forgot. That's a deep cut.
they had those still.
That's what we're saying.
Like when they can't have a family.
I'm gonna need help getting back up.
That's a deep squat.
I don't think it's getting back up.
I don't think all of those
please be honest with me.
We're gonna need that.
They've got the industrial strength like this.
Dude, you look so warm.
I'm not.
You look so warm.
You look so like a long dude.
I wish I was taking so long and then I'd just wanna go out.
How are your ears for a while?
What?
How are your ears?
My ears?
Cold?
Very red.
Let's go.
I'll fill that one.
I think she's just throwing a big drop.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright.
You should tell him what you told me.
It's gonna be very interesting.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to know.
I mean, you should tell me.
I don't think I want to tell you.
Okay, okay.
It's good news in both ways.
One, I'm not
getting back on that fucking
And two, all the donuts we got during that last stretch, before I chickened out, I'm going to natural.
Yeah!
That's pretty much it.
Alright, after all this stuff, I'm going to be straight back.
Alright, let's get the heat going on this.
You're wearing it. You're wearing your helmet.
Now don't go in the car. Don't open the car.
Oh my god.
He gets in the car every time. That's what I need you to do the next couple of stops.
Just like shoe him out of the car. Don't let him in the car.
He's my senpai.
Now you're respected. Now you've got a job to do. He's your senpai.
Yeah, a senpai has to shield my birth.
The coalhouse in Silverbrook, you're the coalhouse.
Get a Macy, get a Macy.
I'll be warm one day, Chet. Not today, but some day.
I just didn't want to stop, because like, how long are we going to stop?
The last time we have, is when we actually sit down and enjoy a run.
Like realistically we can probably only sit there for an hour.
This 40K is probably gonna take three hours.
Yeah, yeah, you know.
Sunset's at six, so yeah.
God, it sucks that it's one p.m. already.
Yeah, I hope so.
I find that after ramen I'm able to smash it.
Really?
I'm the fucking opposite.
It's hard.
I feel it's like it's mentally physically I could do anything.
All right, chat.
As you'll see.
Let's resume TTS.
It's moving.
It's like, come on, the fuck is moving?
I can't.
That's not what he's saying.
He's just way cooler than that.
I think I activated the TTS. I don't know what it's watching now.
I think it's on. I don't know.
It's a nice road and there's not too much wind so let's just get on with it.
I would like to smash this some half hour, if I'm honest.
Let's fucking, we got a tailwind, let's go.
This is beautiful, let's enjoy it.
It's only 11 kilometers, right?
Yep.
Look at those tests.
Let's get out the fucking pace going.
Thank you.
I think you can go faster than that.
There we go, a bit of a tailwind I think.
A tiny bit of a sidewind because wind is never in just just one direction.
tailwind, so I want to make the most of it. 40k at the end of the day is going to be a,
not the end of the day, half way. So when we get to ramen, we will be at just about half
way of the day, which to be honest, is not good. Just 44k in three hours is, you know,
I mean it's very normal pace but just means like no brakes really.
Fuck, you're spraying me.
I should get a look at this, because I feel like I'm at like 60% where I want to be.
I could go ahead of him.
I haven't heard booby.
Where are you man?
Where you at buddy?
Where you at booby?
Yeah, baby. I mean, I'm gonna see you, buddy.
Too slow. Too slow.
I'm the hair, you're the octopus.
I'm not even in the book.
Connor, Booby here. People say that you sound like me.
I can't quite hear it, but that Chris fellow, do you think he could do an impression of me?
No. No, he did the same voice he always fucking does.
Crazy fucking day, isn't it?
Ah!
I'm misplaced thanks to those zombies.
Sending cozy thoughts and many warm tailwinds, you guys are amazing.
It sounds like an Idaho road.
Just fields and straight lines.
Come on friends, let's crush that next goal today.
My girlfriend and I absolutely love all the cyclophones.
Keep up the great work.
love from USA.
It's quite slow.
Slow down.
Ah, red light.
Red light for what?
For who?
What are you red lighting for?
Who are you stopping for?
The world's most useful red light.
Oh, here comes the one car that's going to use it, and it's going to miss it.
Un-savory red light, that one.
I heard Chris say some time during Cycleton 2 that these are the days when donnows are
needed most.
The smash is so close, boys. Go get it.
That is very true, man.
Love supporting an amazing cause.
Thank you, man.
These are the days of donations.
They really fucking make a huge difference. I'm not kidding.
Like, every time I hear that fucking speaker,
like, pedal a tiny bit harder, man.
There's motivation.
That's what we're doing this, you know?
To help people.
If I can deal with this pain for a day,
I feel like I'm going to live it for that whole life.
You know?
Sight with them, fight.
And the cause is great as always.
Keep up the great work, everyone.
It's like...
I don't know man, you just realized it like as people we're so good at fucking like persevere and injuring
When we put comfort aside
You scared down many of me
Yeah, oh
Dug it rated by rain
Church aside, thank you so much rain. You may be an unborn with a static youtuber
streamer, human being alive, well you pretty awesome you gave $1000 a nation
and that was very kind of you so thank you and thank you for writing
that was the short list by the way
hey Conno Dog can you give us a League voice impression?
Gumbo.
Oh, here it is.
There they are, the winning heroes.
Gumbo-te, gumbo-te.
Hey, get yourself some French toast.
Come on.
Get some French toast in you.
How am I going to get that?
I can't get that.
Come get the French toast.
I can't get the French toast.
All right, Chris will bite.
Chris.
Chris.
French toast, buddy.
Come on.
Take a book.
Come on.
He's reaching.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
That's power.
That's the power.
I always try to give a bit where I can
because not only is it a great cause
but everything you do is so kind
and deserves so much love.
How is it?
Not good?
Ah, soggy slat.
Got that guys.
What the hell is that?
It's crazy to think, you know, how far this bike has gone.
Five cycle times on this bike.
This bike's really gone the fucking distance, man.
Dono to the cause. Thanks for all you do.
Quick, answer tune and we will guess.
Huh? Where?
I'm delirious, man. Don't talk to me about guessing.
Just what my fucking costrol level pretty fucking high I'll tell you that.
Oh the rain came back as well.
Not like terrible but you know it's just...
...hitting my face.
Tell us your cycling back story.
Ah, I don't really have a backstory.
Um, I never really was a cyclist.
Chris, five years ago, wanted to lose weight.
I'd seen Rob CD do a stream where he cycles around.
And I felt like really fun, so I said,
oh, of course, we should do it and raise money for charity.
And we'd be happy to also have a nice cozy flock of sheep at the end of today, Mr. Welchman.
That's why we did the cyclone one.
And we increased the insane amount of the expected amount we got here.
It was a lot of fun, so we just kept doing it.
And really outside of that, I don't recycle.
I hadn't really cycled before this year.
I've been moving in a lot of other shifts, so I just didn't recycle.
I haven't really been doing cardio at all.
just swimming really I do a lot of swimming so yeah I haven't really done
it but I've been walking out just to lower the swimming
the swimming is tough man, the swimming is tough fucking hell, a lot of fun
Sending warm thoughts and hot ramen to Connor, Chris and Van Gaeng, you've got this together, Monkey Strong.
Thank you man.
Chris is quite far behind there.
Oh wait, he's kind of struggling with water.
Keep up the great work you're. What you're doing is a brilliant, shiny example of the good that's out there.
Keep on pedaling fellas, you're doing great.
Yeah, do you man I hate like a lot of current streaming landscape and I feel like we're
actually, you know, flat going to pull up with a piping hot bowl of ramen and try to feed
you from the van.
That'd be nice.
I don't really like what's shooting is at right now.
I feel like people are very much about the rain can't stop a pair of good British
boys.
Best of luck on the cyclathon.
out and you know it's been a lot less exciting to meet people.
You've got this boys.
That's why I really like doing this because I feel like, wow this is so pretty, it's
like one thing it can be useful you know.
I shouldn't just be endless fucking, your action crap and drama farming, just go fucking
back and face the money you found and do something good.
I managed to make a mic, something you all make a mic, let's get to 225k, shut in a day.
And it's like that's cool, man. I think sure you sure you can do that, but just
Even though you said the Dallas was mid Dallas is unfortunately made
Hey, the barbecue is fine, man
Bobcue's fire. Where did you get your love for coffee? Was it post-secondary school your first job? Yeah, I
started
drinking coffee when I was doing all my gaming sessions with my friend
Because my mom would never let me stay up that late. So I'd always go to my friend's house
And uh, these parents were like, they were cool, they let us stamp online and play video games.
They knew what we were doing.
And I would like make a cop that was like a third instant coffee.
And two thirds of water.
I started my weight loss journey with my start in psychophon last year.
And I've now lost 105 pounds.
Holy shit.
Only half way to my goal weight.
It's the same dude, congrats man.
So, love will not be.
So I did the coffee through that.
And then I think as I got older,
and definitely when I started like YouTube side doing it.
I'm really sad I can't do any plasma.
I really would like to.
Cause I'd love to just like, toast about doing it, just so I can encourage people to go and do their job.
Keep up the good work, you guys are an inspiration.
I wish I had lost 105.
I think weight loss is one of those weird things where it's like, everyone says this,
like you just gotta do it now, you can't say like, oh next week on this one.
Like if that doesn't, you're just never gonna do it if you keep saying that.
I mean I do really believe that.
He's like every day you eat tea, March or whatever, I don't know, you don't do your diet,
it's a day you got to like fix, you know.
Plus, I usually don't like exercise, mainly it's because I think Tyler once had this.
But he's a, what can I say, he's a wordsmith, it really ran through me.
You can have like the world's shittest day, but if you exercise, something will
Watching and finally able to donate question what don't know goal to get you to complete a persona game or some work?
I'll be a persona game and I won't stop shooting to I be there you get to know that
I mean that's how comfortable I am, you won't get it.
Thank you for all you do, boy.
Proud of everyone joining in too.
Oh, baby.
I am a little bit full.
I'm going to give a huge kudos to Schlatt for pushing through yesterday and out of today.
Rest well, good sir.
Honestly, I'm impressed.
We did a pow!
Pow!
Yesterday was a tough day.
I'm very impressed, even did that.
Even though he's never cycled 70K.
Thank you for the great work. BTW, what's your favorite pizza flavor?
Pepperoni, jalapeno, the way it got intended. Second.
What was it like to have a Tyler 1 coach? You and Lud.
Yeah, I was a huge fan of Tyler 1, so I was very honored that we got to play with him.
Even though he had no fucking idea who I was.
But I've always thought he, uh, he's a very good streamer and he approaches it very well.
Dude, the headwind is bad.
Fuck.
Fun fact, for my American Bros. with guns, you can get gift cards to base for all the donating plasma,
and then buy ammo. It's legit an urban ammo.
That's so funny. Plasma to ammo, infinite glitch.
Do it now boys.
Pleasant with the ammo, infinite glitch.
Like a fallout in the bug.
I'm trying to find the same amount of this lift trainer for weight loss.
You guys are inspiring and doing good.
Thanks man.
You know, cycling is like a okay exercise.
I think as far as like different types of exercises go,
It's definitely like not the greatest one if you're trying to like lose weight or something
But it's fine man. You get to see a lot running. I hate running. I
Hate running. I wish I liked it. I don't hate it. I don't think about it
But you know, once you break your ass in
You're basically just sitting and doing cardio.
So it's kind of nice.
That's why swimming is so good, man.
I don't feel gross the next day sometimes,
because I can't help myself.
When I work out, I just get stupid.
I work out so much.
And then I feel like I can't do anything this day.
Hell, a very small hell.
Sorry, I'm not going to talk.
Hi Connor.
The work week started up again, so I can't build out a cheer for you and the boys on stream
But good luck and stay safe
I feel bad man
It's like I'm just being here
Groping by
Saying hi, bye
Hey, that's some nice shit
I like that
That makes me feel good and cozy inside
Just checking up on me
With a little like baby can
They're like, ah, that's a nice little come of doing
Nice doing all right
Just gonna pedaling
This is a bit of a ship road, quite a busy one, but to be honest, better than, uh,
That crazy road we went on when we got out of the city, that was fucked.
I did not like that road.
Poor slap must have been fucking terrified.
Just got to keep paddling boys and they'll be at lunch, that's all, it's so simple.
Just paddle, don't think.
Just paddle, don't think.
That's for long to hang with Romney, man.
Hi, Connor. Would you rather share the sheep, or everyone thinks you shared the sheep?
Bro, I'm living both.
Icona, would you ever consider paying Dungeons and Dragons on that new game table of yours?
Yeah, that would be a game for it.
Who's your favorite?
Hunter X Hunter character or Ark you can pick?
I know you know it's peak.
Yeah, I mean
Dude
There's someone good characters in this show. I like the Oreo a lot
I like the Zaldic family a lot too. I mean the Fenton True Cod is definitely the best one, but I have a soft spot for the Camaro Ant-Top
I really like the Antelope. Everyone hates it but I put it so sick.
Dude, you gotta read that. That's peak riding. I've never seen a main bus get hit like that.
25 for the leg ends and to push the total dono over to 206k.
That's beautiful. What a fucking beautiful number. Almost as beautiful as 207.
I hope we hit it.
Just a solid day.
So the rain is still going, which, you know, can't save a panel.
Having said, it's not as bad as it was this morning and that's about what it was at its end.
You know, so, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I have to offer.
I wish I was on this road for another three-and-five-k.
We're all down 2ts. I need you to keep me company.
Good morning again from Sweden. Glad to be here for day three as well.
Do I have all of the euro gang of the slaps?
Ha ha, they might have.
I don't know where the euro gang's at.
I remember I used to act like, oh you hate your people.
Oh my bitch, I can't start getting the fucking dollar.
I don't want a fucking bat.
That's Charlie.
Oh shit, where do I, fuck.
This is behind me.
Just a little...
Happy Cyclethon 5. Much love to K-Dorg Ironmouse, the Immune Deficiency Foundation, and all the guys.
Thank you and I don't know what a key dog is but you know I'll take it.
Uh three. On behalf of the Yappers in chat all the silly sods out there here's another dono for the
I love that.
Thanks man.
I really, really appreciate that.
We live?
Can they see us?
Alright.
Hey guys, it's me.
We're just, you know, the security detail for Sea Dog and Chris.
We had to ride ahead just to make sure that there's no hooligans.
Looks about clear.
I saw a couple of fun comments saying, like, oh, why is it just me or is the bike slow?
I don't know if I got on that bike when I had the backpack on.
yesterday and I was I think at my worst I was going maybe three miles an hour
that's how difficult it is to pedal that thing things got a huge like
satellite dish on it so that I can see the the the the the internet apparently
and cameras and all that it's it's actually it's insane it was it was in
And that fursie bike was giving me trouble.
No, I don't even want to think about it.
Also was confused about the fences.
Do we see the fences that are on this road?
What are we scared of?
Are there like beasts out there?
We're in bear country.
We're in bear country?
OK, what type of bears are there?
Black bears in this pub.
Brown bears in Hokkaido.
Right.
Okay, okay.
I have a couple of black bears near where I live.
One night it came and sat on my porch
and like I just saw it on the ring doorbell
and it was just like chilling there.
And I was like, okay, I'm inside for today.
But then you'll see it like it brings
its kids around and shit.
It's like, what am I supposed to do?
So that's why we're playing security, you know?
I guess I'll read chat. What's going on you guys?
Did you give it tastes?
What is that supposed to mean?
Do you want me to throw out like cereal for a bear?
Is it supposed to?
So and then it keeps coming back?
Seems like the worst thing you could do actually is start feeding the bears
I don't know
Shishi Ozeki when oh, I don't know about Shishi Ozeki brother
Shishi I love Shishi
He was one of my first loves but to watch him stumble around that dojo is is wow I
Don't think I could do any better, but
you know
it is actually exactly how i think i would do it just kind of like
he always looks like he's about to fall but it's incredible he never does
he's like a brick wall
shishy
he's the he's a ukrainian sumo wrestler
deshki is the other ukrainian he might
i was i was hoping he'd
Maybe, you know, get a good record the last tournament, but he choked under the pressure a little bit.
It's a big day. The kid's like 21 years old. He's like on his way to becoming Yokozuna already.
Do you follow Sumo?
Quite closely, I follow Sumo wrestling. But I don't think many people do anymore.
I was at the Swallows game a couple days ago.
No, no, no, no, I was at the Swallows game and I met an old guy sitting next to me and
we started talking about sumo and this was us at the Swallows game.
We were all alone and I started talking about sumo and he goes, you know a lot about
this.
He said only only old people care about it anymore
We I went with some friends I was living with we went to try and catch a similar
We got there at 6 30 a.m. Already sold out
I mean we went to just McDonald's
And this guy overhoed of saying
really sweet guy and said, I'm a Sumo trainer. If you're interested, come with me now to the
Sumo stable. The Sumo there.
No shot. Yeah.
You can watch some training if you want. And we did that. And we find a photo in a second,
because apparently the guy that we watched training, one of the guys or three guys,
one of them was a Mongolian who became a mega famous.
I'll find his picture in a second. But the one memory I have of us, the main
memory, and that's it. So 16 years ago, this majestic thing we're watching on
the training assume my restures
This is right the passage and incredible the one thing that stuck with me is when they didn't take it seriously when they messed around whatever the way
He disciplined them. He just had a giant wooden paddle
Sounds kind of fun giant wooden paddle
Became
You'll go through home. You see I might I might recognize them
My Japanese friends they had told me that this guy became
But he's Japanese I'm not sure I I'm not too well versed on the history of it
I kind of only know since I started watching
Which was well after Hakuho and all them
Um, um, but, uh, yeah, it's, it's great.
I, I stay up till like four AM some nights to, to catch it live.
It's a fun experience.
No, if, if they're mongoling, it wouldn't have been turned off.
And the Swallows won that baseball game.
It was incredible.
It was incredible.
The first game I've ever seen them win.
And I've been to quite a lot of them.
Anishiki had a broken toe.
Oh, that makes sense.
It's kind of sad that they ass assure you.
That was, that's who sure used Uncle, I think.
It's kind of screwed up that they have to fight
through injury like that.
because if they don't, then they get demoted.
Yeah.
He is?
I thought he was Japanese.
Mm.
The Swallows is Pete's dream, isn't it?
Is it?
It is.
We often go into the games.
The Swallows are only my team
because it's the only one you can get tickets to online.
Yeah, yeah, no, I straight up bought tickets with Apple Pay and they just went into like the wallet app
Yeah, they make it really easy
And that's it that's like a very famous stadium
So I think they're just putting like a bigger one in its place
Yeah, but that one is comic and small like the seats in front of you
It's very small
Oh man, I love seeing baseball games in Japan
It's like the energy is entirely different and it's so much cooler
Do you know what they used to be called? That's what those
They're a cooler name
They were Tokyo Atoms
The Atoms?
And they're sponsors, you know, Atom Boy
Oh, that's cool
They didn't want their IP being associated with such a poorly performing team.
Cool, Jersey.
You know, I realized the dragons, which is who the Swallows were playing a couple days ago,
I was at the game, I was realizing, like, these jerseys look exactly like the Dodgers.
Oh.
And then I looked into it and I'm like, wait, the dragons had this jersey before the Dodgers did?
Well, have you seen the Giants in Japan?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's another team that has the exact same
logos of Cincinnati Reds just that see that red sea they call the Hiroshima cop
yeah they just yank that one I guess there's a lot of a lot of intermingling
Also it was so surprising to hear that the teams themselves often don't even make money.
They don't pull a profit.
They're like loss leaders for the companies that sponsor them.
That's why you'll have a team like the Yakult Swallows instead of the Tokyo Swallows.
Because it's like a yogurt company who use the Swallows to advertise.
Here they are.
Our athletes have made it.
Nice.
Yeah, Navi's got a couple of seats.
I don't think there's any guys there.
Cool.
I'd love if you could find those sandals.
Oh, your sandals?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the thing.
And then Navi.
Yeah.
In my discord bag.
Sorry?
In my discord bag, there is some clean socks.
OK.
and the sandals will be great.
No worries.
Okay, let's take this and then just put everything on charge.
Cheers.
The homie charge.
The homie charge is fine.
Just put the homie charge?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm tired.
I am very tired.
I am very tired.
Yeah, who's the peer of here we on?
George.
Oh, okay.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Just gonna take this off.
You found me?
There must be somewhere in here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think they're in this one.
I think we have something in the other one.
What's that man?
At least he was looking at his straight lines.
Yeah, it sure is.
Oh, fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh, I just know it's to Tommy.
How the hell are we going to sit there?
How am I knees going to do that?
That this is not possible?
Come on.
I'll see you in my thing.
Come on there.
Pippen-shah
That's right, Pippen-shah
Oma
Oma and Osaka Pippen-shah
Osaka?
Osaka
From Osaka?
Yes, from Osaka
That's right
That's right
Today the weather is bad
That's bad
Ah, hold on a sec.
Can we not sit here?
I don't think my legs can hold.
Yeah.
Okay, I mean this is... can we not go to the counter?
Can we not go to the counter?
I just think, I've got some waterproofing stuff and I feel bad.
Yeah, I think that's fine.
See what I'm saying? Come to what? You need this car?
OK, we can go on the corner then.
We can go on the corner.
I can't, I can't bend.
Maybe we can share, like here.
No, no, no, not all the way down, because we need to select here, here.
No, he's massive.
I can't put it up, I'll go here.
Oh fuck, I'm sharing like my phone's been like
Sending everyone I'm...
I think I just sent $5,000 a shot accident
My phone was just pressing every day
Let's... I'm gonna pull us the banners.
Hi there, Samaras.
Yeah, I'm having a good time.
Thank you.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you.
I'm looking forward to it. Thank you very much.
What is your most recommended dish?
It's a big size.
A big size.
It's miso soup.
What do you think?
It's miso soup.
How is it?
Good
It's good
It's a bit sour
It's sour
Now, the green onions
The green onions
The green onions
The green onions
What do you like?
Miso
What do you like?
Do you like a thicker broth or a lighter broth?
Thicker
Do you like celery as well?
I'll try
I'll try the same
What do you like?
Miso
What do you like?
Miso
What do you like?
Miso
2.06, dude.
Hi.
Hi.
Oh, I'm negative.
Negative.
Oh, sorry.
See you must come in there.
See you must come in there.
Yes, of course.
No.
Yes, of course.
No.
Oh.
Yeah, it's inside.
Yeah, yeah.
You want to drive these in the car as well?
Yeah.
Sorry.
It's just cold out in Charlotte.
Yeah.
It's just cold orange, I like it.
Yeah, it's a bit of a fork in it, but there's the thick pork, there's the broth in here.
I don't know if you can see it, Stuart.
Alright.
Oh, it's so lovely.
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
It just could be a dry throat.
I'm eating it right here, man.
Much needed.
Oh, today.
Only one problem?
I'm not good with hot liquids.
What?
What do you mean?
I've never been good with them.
What happens?
I struggle.
It splatters all over me and I get burnt.
Oh, right.
You can drink a hot coffee.
Yeah, that's a good one.
That's a hot coffee.
But big balls of that liquid scare me sometimes have to be a big boy
So I'm sitting next to a feeling fountain. Is that what you're saying?
Slot Mountain
That's a great rise
You should stand at the end of the stand
I've been robbed, stabbed and robbed and buried, I'm buried.
I don't know about the wrong list right now.
I don't want to see myself in the pool.
When you were biking, there were two big defenses on either side.
What do you reckon that was for?
Just sound barrier?
No, no, no, it's to stop the snow and blizzards.
Because in winter this is like the snowiest place on earth, down the way.
And you get heavy snow for winds over the sea of Japan.
And you can see like one meter in front of the car.
It's really scary. So those things, those barriers, stops the stove from coming across the field from the car.
Without them visibility would be horrific.
A spark?
A spark. Ugly, so a spark. I don't have to take them down in a few weeks time.
Oh, they take them down?
I take them down.
I figured it was some kind of beast insurance.
It's the sort of knowledge you can expect in the book.
So I don't think I ran out of it.
Can I show you my new grandpa?
Is this the guy you met at the baseball match?
Oh, wow. See, we randomly sat next to this guy.
And he was like, where are you from?
And you were like, America after New York.
One of the big apples.
Looks like a lovely guy. You've been with him for like two or three hours.
Yeah?
Yeah, well.
And then I got a bunch of beers, and then he asked if I was going to drink another one,
and I said, probably not, and he said, good choice.
He offered to buy him one, and he was like, no, I don't drink.
That's the secret to his longevity.
That's also cool.
Yeah.
I bet that elevated the whole experience.
Oh, yeah.
The people you meet on the way is more like defines a good holiday, a good trip I think.
How do you get to one of my masks?
Woah, that's good!
Woah, that's so fun.
That is incredible.
Yeah, sure.
It's a bit of a challenge to us.
Yeah, you feel like you're on another one.
Anyway, starting to see, that is a hearty speed.
My god.
It's been a year.
That is...
That's really good.
What is this thing?
It's got really rich umami flavour.
Oh.
I'm just going to make fun of how I eat this because I'm hungry.
You can slurp the noodles.
You can slurp them?
Yeah.
So how do you do it?
How do you grab a big spoonful and then hold it in a spoon?
No, you just kind of...
Grab a big spoon and hold it in a spoon.
Just kind of like grab a bag.
And then if you want you can kind of get some sort.
I like to kind of like have the noodles and have some of this all.
It's kind of like a mix of match.
I know this thing looks big, but it's actually just like spoons that you'd walk from home.
The onion's very nice. Amazing. It almost tastes like they're caramelized.
Oh my God
I've never been to bowl of ramen in a while
This is delicious
In my view
All the best ramen in Japan is in Tohoku. All the places that eat the most ramen is up in north Japan
That makes sense for me.
Like where I used to live, Yamagata, they eat more ramen per capita than anywhere.
The reason is, in the winter it's really cold.
You've got to stay warm.
You've got to stay warm.
And in the summer, the ramen is so much stale, so you get rehydrated when you get rehydrated, right?
I've never had a good ramen in 10 years compared to up there, mate.
Really?
It's like one on two, but like up here it's so much better.
So we can lean on it?
You just lean on it?
That's too bad.
Yeah, you can kind of just sip it like that.
It's quite hot, so...
Liquid stone.
Chotto and sweet.
You also, you know, you're gonna have to drink them off.
Like, that's...
It's on shot.
I'm gonna drink them off.
Right?
Right.
Mmm.
I like that.
Sorry, sorry Chow, I'm not going to be able to talk to him, he's a customer, he sort of calls it down.
Well, I lost my seat actually, yeah. Let's see how it is.
I always start with the broth.
I'm going to check it first.
I'm going to set it to the broth first before diving in.
I'll try some pepper. This is the most beautiful pepper.
Pepper. Yeah, I love pepper.
What do you try?
I'll also say there's garlic here.
Yeah, you can have whatever you want.
That's why I say garlic.
How much do I...
Don't tell me that.
I've put loads in.
I'm going to put a lot in now.
Dad, in one spoonful?
Try it.
Just so you can see how much you want to see.
How is it?
It's yummy.
Mmm.
How's the man?
How's the map? Is it uh, as comfortable as it looks?
Yes.
Yeah, nice and airy.
They want me to get some sigh up when they tell us to stay.
Would they have me tell you that it's terrible in there?
It's actually quite enjoyable,
potentially, uh, the other way.
Seeing pizza looks like, man, it's so hard being in the hand.
Didn't you say that?
That's just balls.
One thing I know about it, I love pepper and I love that it's spicy.
I've all seen it. The thing I do at Goza, some people consider it crying.
I put so much pepper in my dipping sauce that it goes like slosh.
I love pepper.
Yeah, but you go too far. Yours is practically contamination level.
No dude, I love pepper.
You'd be great at the marble HQ.
Peppermint.
You get it?
It's terrible.
Make all your peppermint and you just dispense pepper.
Wouldn't they shake you a little bit?
I'm telling you, during the whole dance today,
we're going to have to do it.
Once again, they're going to hit your peace spot.
It never comes out.
Yeah, it was my peace spot.
Ah, you get to the side.
Okay, that's nice.
Boyz, this is a great meal and I'm happy we can share it together.
Slap?
You forgot to say grace, I don't know if that was intentional enough.
I say it silently.
I didn't know you wanted to join.
There's slatening, I wanted to be there for it.
What is the broth you got?
Soy sauce.
I thought you were complaining.
I think you said it was a bit sweeter at the moment.
This broth is very rich.
Yeah.
And it's the best part.
I mean it's just good.
I want the broth to be just absolutely better than flavor.
I do like to show you around a bit of Tokyo style, right, shall we?
Sorry?
I'm not sure if you use Tokyo all the time, right?
No, I know Yemeng Asa. Well, no, North Japan, I'll show you.
Miso is like a Hokkaido.
And then Tom Kotsu is like Kyushu.
The main things are like kote-ryu and asari.
Kote-ryu is like really thick, oily, probably like this.
It's a bit of an Australian style, because I really like the salt water.
I think it's better, mate.
Hey, man.
Way more flavorful.
True.
60 year old, 60 year old boy missing?
Where is it?
Probably from here.
This isn't a news wae, like.
Oh really?
No really?
Like missing?
No.
Right when it's like up here.
That's crazy.
6 year old boy in the mountains of Gotha
Is that his social security number on the screen?
What's that number next to him?
That's the...
Call that number if you have any info
Yeah that is putting a social security number
We have Paul's TTS chat so if you do have donations
they'll happen when we get back on the bike
A lot of nerves we've got a lot of time left on that bag.
This trashy was like...
...gina's an excellent.
When do we see Iron Mouse? I'll fill up.
Yeah, let's go back to lunch.
I need a little positive energy.
I'm getting hot.
What's the bullshit?
Yes please.
Yes please.
Thank you.
I'll try to get the tea.
Oh.
My hands are fucked.
You better carry the tea.
I need a massage.
You need to give the massage to us.
Now, a man of honour.
Thank you.
Can we reciprocate on each other?
Tonight?
Massages.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Yeah, I mean, sure.
I think I'm going to take with that.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're alone, my Lord.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
It's so cool having you.
I love you. I have a birthday.
That's awesome. I've never had anything like this.
It's so cool. I love these roadside ramen shops.
That's cool vibes.
And this is one part.
They're made together, I think.
That's so cool.
Making the perfect broth takes like years of research.
Often handed down.
Family generation to generation.
No, let me ask you.
Is it like an eternal stew?
No, it's not.
No, no, no.
This broth hasn't been cast down since the last time.
A total stew, scoundrel.
I don't want to tell stew.
Yeah, that's only 5k to like 2 hours of cycle.
Is that good?
No.
I mean it was all uphill though.
The first part was...
The first age in the long which is the monsters.
Yeah, those never happened.
Who on earth liked forever?
I took my socks off, and it's so nice.
It's going to be horrible. Hey, don't look too long.
Now you've got only no time. You can look.
I know it's going to be gross. I'm putting my socks back on, but I just need it.
I need to lie for five minutes.
That's what I'm afraid of.
It's gonna be so hard to cycle.
You gonna have to leave English?
Dude, it's like a Christmas tree. Every time there's like new pieces of meat.
Why did your mom get sufficiently darker than mine?
I added spicy and I added the first half.
Oh, you added spicy?
Yeah.
I'm gonna add some spicy.
How spicy is it, Colin?
Alright.
How much?
For a guy like me.
This is two scents old.
It's a string float.
Oh, it's a string float.
Oh, it's high as fuck.
I'm so bad.
I think I am right.
Well, by God, I'm just going to act.
I have no idea where you are.
He's probably on Facebook. King Batch? That's like a lot of the old guard at the
internet who'd wind up going, right? Ray William Johnson's on Facebook.
He's still going strong though. I know. He's got a resurgence.
He should bring back Eagles 3 with all the edgy charts as well.
I got a combie form.
I miss that noise when it's like transition.
Yeah, I love that.
That was nice.
Nothing grained in my childhood memory.
When you think about it, chat into your phone.
True.
Is that a play-doh?
No, that was right up and down.
I don't even know if I want to do this. I just don't want to drink it.
in my public? No, no, my problem with our liquids is that things in, uh, uh, struggle.
Oh, really? How? I'm generally concerned with the problem, so I splash around a lot.
Oh, okay. Uh, but the liquid itself, itself is fine. Maybe the next cycle if I can
I'm not really that hungry, but I want to get the girl home, but I'm not hungry, so I know I can look at that video.
My head is so hot now.
What's on yours?
Yeah.
Thank you.
W. Silver, sir, are you sure?
I'm gonna find you to think about this.
This is the one piece of merch I kept out there.
We're doing that.
because it's Yankees in that same shirt so now I'm just I could just be yeah
let's actually bring the guys in the flesh a lot of you pretend so there's a
brand recognition there's no other yeah that's just equally new open oh yeah
Some would say they're more New Yorker, but the Yankees logo is unmistakable in any corner of the world.
You see, it's the most popular hat here.
Actually, the Yankees logo is more than any other logo.
Is it maybe the suit of the Dodgers?
So I was like, well, if I wear the Yankee hat, people are going to be like, oh, it's the New Yorker guy with the funny facial hair.
And it worked, but now it can be my true self.
I'm just gonna drink it, can I just drink it?
I don't drink it all, but it's good, man.
I think the Dodgers are getting more popular in Japan.
Yeah, the Dodgers are the best in Japan.
It's crazy to me that in Dodger Stadium, they have, like, they call it the Uniclo Field now,
and they have Japanese ads behind the dugout.
Yeah, that is crazy.
That's why.
It's not like well-known in the US, but...
Yeah, it's not like...
It's something that E2N, like the green tea...
Oh yeah, that's what I hope you like.
That's not in the US.
Is it not?
You can get these on US.
I don't think I've seen it.
I think you can, I think.
I think you can get it.
Yeah, I'll change it.
There's movie pages.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're just there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I'm not standing inside.
That was 24.
Hey, this six-man is, uh, yeah, it won't be a long call, though.
No, have you paid already?
You know what I miss?
What do you miss?
I miss when players like Edwin Diaz,
who was the closer for the Mechs and is now the closer for the Dodgers, wanted to like
beat the biggest team and not just join them. That's quite sad, isn't it?
Like isn't there so much more more honor in taking down the life and being part
of it? Say to Kyle Tucker, like what are you doing man? You signed with the
I don't know who any of these people are.
Do you have my jacket in my bag?
I have two World Series in a row.
I can't hear those trumpets that make me sad now.
Fuck, Edwin Diaz, man.
I love rap.
Fuck Peter Wanzel.
You could have had a legacy in New York City.
It came to David Wright or Garrel Strawberry and me.
You need to be excited. Get excited. Get excited.
I love hearing about your baseball.
You're so passionate about it.
Alright, nobody's paid?
It's just the...
It's the New Yorker and you're now.
It's the pain every night spent
past the liberal arts and their whole life.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
Oh, Shari.
What?
Where is it?
I don't know. I'll just go.
Yeah, it's a two minute second.
You okay?
Yeah.
You look beat.
Let me down a bit dangerous train but yeah, I realize that you look depressed now. Oh
Should take your mic
Everyone look we're gonna call my ass on the iPad. It's a laser. Is it your friend? That's my phone dude. You're a sick stand for it. Thanks
But you
All right, she got sides of it. I just a dollar
Are you done?
Good to see some of that star out of us.
Come on in, come on in.
I don't hear, I guess they must have said we were loud.
Chris must have heard something.
I think they said we were a little loud
But he said you've got a New Yorker talking about baseball. I mean, what do you that's like
Italian family at a dinner levels of volume, you know, oh
Dude, that's that's the wind that's the wind with the cycle into you by the way
What the f**k is this?
What oh no
Yeah, oh you stepped in like a puddle
What's up?
Everyone's going to come in here?
It's fine, they can charge. I'll call Mast.
I want to talk to Mast today.
Can you get the iPad for me?
Just the iPad.
Oh, it's here, Naby.
Oh, okay.
Dude.
Oh, I stepped in a puddle.
Oh, dude.
This is going to be a rough day.
We're not going to finish till like 6.30 at least, it's going to take three hours.
And that's like three hours of like not stopping, but you know what, I need to calm down.
Is that my seat?
It's always right here.
Yeah, I'll get it on the bit.
You can just close it, see if the mouse picks up, I don't have a mouse for him.
Yo, what's up?
Hello?
How you doing?
Hi.
We're dying today.
Hello.
Here.
Oh.
Hold on, let me put my face on.
Okay, put the face on.
We two must be...
I was doing something.
Oh, I did something.
I was doing something.
Oh, I did something.
I was doing something.
Oh, okay, sorry.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Oh.
It's alright, you're allowed.
It's alright.
It's alright, you're allowed.
Fuck.
Why are you so mean for me?
What's up? Oh, Schlatt's here, too. You wanna come say hi?
He doesn't like me.
Schlatt doesn't like you?
What? He's talking about it.
I just don't want to sing with you.
You'll have to sing with me if the matter of life and death.
It's a matter of life and death.
I don't understand. If you don't sing with me, I will die.
That is...
C.V.I.D. will win.
That's a crazy...
C.V.I.D. will win.
That's a crazy...
The disease will win.
The disease will win.
I don't want you to win. Do you want me to die?
I don't want you to die.
We must sing.
How do I respond to this?
Will you sing?
Will you sing Embraceable You?
Louis Primo?
I'll sing anything you ask me to sing.
Oh, wow. Yeah, she called my bluff.
She's going...
She'll learn it. She's got it.
I will.
I'm a big head, you know.
It's full of lyrics.
There is a large hand.
True.
It's a product of my disease.
You don't think of me.
Damn.
You got him.
He has no choice now.
Yeah, I don't.
I feel like-
Hurray!
I will live to see you tomorrow.
I'm so glad you saved my life.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
You even have nuts in here?
You want some pistachios?
I'd love a pistachio.
Yeah, give me some of that.
Do you usually eat the shell?
Do I eat the shell?
No, no, just eat the shell.
There you go.
Give me the shell.
There you go. One more.
I gave it a shell.
I'm gonna try it.
I don't want to miss that shell.
What have you been putting the shells?
You eating the shells?
I'm not eating.
What have you been putting them?
That was the first one I shot.
I guess we can put them in this bag.
Yeah.
Put them in this bag?
That's like socks.
That's my old socks.
No, not that one!
Now you can have your shell back.
Sorry, yeah.
These socks are so gone, bro.
What?
It's over for these socks.
Are you gonna...
How are we gonna cycle this, Maus?
For what?
The rest of this day.
It's like the worst day ever.
Bro, no, no, bro.
Nuts up?
Yeah.
I don't know how to view that.
Make those big balls and put them on the bike
What that's inappropriate
Do you have big balls?
I think I have normal sized balls
Last ball last largos last ballos largos
I know a couple words several languages okay
Okay, I'll finish it. I'm gonna ask this for a second.
You're fluent in Spanish?
Yeah, I'm Puerto Rican.
Oh!
Maybe you should say El Perro.
Oh, you like dog.
Yeah.
Uh...
Perro Grande.
Maybe you should say...
You should say... You should say Conyol.
Conyol?
Yeah.
What's that?
What's that mean?
It's like...
It's like when you're like,
ah, shit, you know?
What is Way mean?
Way?
Well, Way.
Way.
Oh, Way.
Way.
Like, well, my friend Quackity says that a lot.
Oh.
Yeah, that's a way to say it.
Oh, Quackity.
Oh.
I know a little bit of French.
Whenever I'm down in Florida, I see them with, you know, the Quebec license plates
they drive all the way down.
They saw a van on it.
Isn't this just a long drive?
It's a very long drive.
It's very long.
They don't know planes are there yet.
The French get on this.
They are like, no, that's an English invention.
We're going to do that.
Oh, dude.
Wow.
Are you guys having a good day?
No.
Despite all the rain?
Yeah, I mean, Slad is matching donations.
No, no, no, no, I'm not.
No, I need to be very clear.
Wow, and he's gonna sing a song with me that's amazing.
I need to be very clear.
What is happening.
I am matching.
You're matching?
The donations from the first stretch we did.
Okay. Do you have a number for that?
We do.
Let me pull it up.
I'm not going to be able to do it today, by the way,
because my bank is going to call me
gonna call me and say is everything okay and they said how much to the IDF
I don't know why would you do that Slap I didn't think he was that kind of guy
18,631 dollars you can do 18,000 yeah whoa yeah that is kind of ridiculous
legs hurt
Can you sing a song with me? That's a nice one.
If we ran it up to 19, do I gotta do the song?
Yes.
I think Mouse would...
No, I'll have to do it.
Yeah, it's gonna try to force you, yeah.
I would love to see you.
I really...
This is a crazy...
This is like a level of guilt-tripping even my mother cannot.
I'm Latina, what can I say?
And I'm Catholic, so I can go go to guilt.
Nice.
It's like, this is like an average day of hanging out in mass.
This is why I'm poor.
That's why you're poor?
I'm poor, OK.
OK, well, that was, I think, separate from.
Your hairline's fine, man.
Oh, brah.
You're a hairline's fine.
Your hairline's fine.
Oh.
If I.
Oh, no, no, oh, don't, oh, don't, oh, don't, oh,
say nothing, say nothing.
I'd rather nothing than oh.
Oh, I can't get out of there, man.
And he's rich, so.
Rich and finished stride.
What is that?
That's the head of that man, yeah.
Delanquin.
No peroxid, though?
No.
This too much work.
What's the difference?
You just take a pill a day.
You take a pill and it just comes in everywhere?
No, no, I'm not fucking Wolverine.
It just stays in your hair.
It just works on the scalp.
I assume so.
I've been working like a beard.
How does it know what to do?
Yeah, how does it know where to go?
The reason why you're bald is because, and you're only bald on your head, like a bald
anywhere else, right?
Do you?
Absolutely.
If you can't grow parts of your beard, I know people who do metoxyl on that.
Oh, I think they work differently, I think.
The one I'm on is like, it's meant to,
cause this is like a hormone that like switches on
and it just like tells it to stop.
Like please, all the other way around, I don't know.
I don't have the energy to know.
How does it know to go there?
How does Viagra know where to go?
How does it know?
Yeah!
I'm like crazy.
How does it know where to go?
I don't know.
How does things know?
I don't, how does any medicine know where to go?
We figured it out.
Like we figured out the chemical.
Actually, I don't think we have figured it out.
I think it's just like straight up just people trying things and then noting what they do and then I
Watch this video the other day. Okay. That was like we straight up. Don't know how ibuprofen works
And yet here we are here. I am taking ten Advil a day, you know, is it sure speaking of yeah
Yeah, I see the mission. I think
Yeah, I don't know why it works. How it does I mean I'll take it it works down well certainly does work
Yeah, me too. I'm actually gonna start right from
Shit, I gotta get my shoes shoes cover on oh
dude, it's just so
Existing shoes cover
Shoes cuz it's alright dude the wind is against us. It's so bad
It's gonna be okay. You're doing it for a good cause.
That's true. That's true.
I'm just glad I didn't die by monics. That makes me feel better.
Why didn't you sing with me?
Why didn't you sing with me?
So that I could live to see another day.
That's crazy. I didn't really know that was one of the conditions of the disease,
but I think I was un-informed.
Yes.
It's fatal.
There's a lot of good songs out there.
A lot of good songs out there.
It's so nice to speak to you for the first time, Mass.
This is great.
Is this a good impression of me?
Yeah, yeah.
Can I make an impression?
You think you made a friend for life?
A singing partner for life.
Do you hate me?
I don't hate you.
I hate singing.
Can be honest, I hate singing.
Really?
What?
You're so good at it.
Really it's the mixing and mastering people, you know.
Like every singer says it's the mixing and mastering.
Oh, and I think it's like actual.
What technology can do.
I think you're good.
I heard you on the bike.
You're singing beautifully.
She's never told.
I'm not sure.
I love ink spots.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'll do the main part, let's do I want to set the world on fire
I'll do the main guy, and you do the really deep voice
I don't want to set the world on fire
I'll use the tool that everybody accuses me of using
The voice changer, sorry I got to be down here, I got to get my shoe cover on
Do you want my balaclava?
No, I'm okay, I got a bit of help me out a lot.
What is that?
It's like a little rain cover hat that goes on.
So my hat's dry.
It's been dry the whole time.
Nice.
But it looks dumb as shit.
I mean, I look like some kind of, I don't know.
Okay, you don't have to laugh.
Hey, hey, hey, right?
Hey, come on now.
Oh, how do I do this?
What's behind me?
Oh, it's my bag.
look at your way in the cap on a baby's name wait what babies were camps they
come out wearing a New York Yankees hat on a baby's head a little camp on it
cool little camp on a baby why would they do that keep their head warm
I don't know that baby stuff I don't know I'm not there yet you know you can't tell
me that a baby isn't cold when he comes out of his mom it would be a probably a
severe change in temperature it'd be like you're a lot like what Connor's
about the experience that is yeah very very similar I do you feel like I'm
about a dude I don't know what I'm about to feel it's not good though
good you stupid things on tape that ramen has got me comethos dude I got a
cycle now yeah did you see us eat 70 pieces of tuna each yesterday yes and I
wanted a balmy I think I did too well yeah yeah we were like I did not feel
good that day I won't lie though it hasn't come out the other it's all
just kind of I don't that's bad I think that's bad no the last time I did was on
the flight over here what that's not good you need some medicine okay I'm gonna
get out I'm gonna go and stop thank you for joining us thanks for calling me
Good luck with the rest of your singing.
So happy I get to be alive for more days now.
Thanks just a lot.
Thanks, Slats.
You're very welcome.
I can figure out this duet thing.
This is going to be on my LP.
This could be a mine!
There we go.
See, that works.
I think we've compromised.
This makes sense.
I think this will be good.
Just a finger.
Yeah.
Oh, you can do that.
can do that. She can do that. All right, mouthful. Yeah,
wish that you'd live a scene of the day.
Bye. Bye. She's good at that. She's a pro at that. All
right, well, tell me you're having the worst fucking time of
my life.
Where's my mouse? I'm dying of worship.
Where's my mouse?
Sorry, I'm sorry.
She's gone.
She just left.
She heard you were coming back.
I thought you were doing it.
Yeah.
Come fly with me. Let's fly.
She told me she was going to pass away.
If we didn't.
That sounds alright.
So, oh boy.
Your phone just passed away.
It's in the mud, mate.
Oh
Is that my gloves
Okay, you ready let's go pull
Yeah, my bad
I think I'm gonna have to...
I'm gonna have to...
Oh my God, my legs hurt.
Thanks man, you just know just the things to say.
I don't want to...
I'm so good.
I'll be looking.
It will get worse tomorrow than that about.
I can't believe you just did it to me.
I guess I'm gonna have to.
You are, but yeah.
Oh, it's stuck.
Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good.
Sorry to chat. I don't know if we're on mic.
Are we on mine now?
Oh my God, it's stalled the length of you.
The wind is crazy by the way that way.
Oh, dude. Why are we parking the fucking puddle?
Can't dammit.
No, I know.
I know it's just like I've just got my feet dry and I just got wet.
You're being dry?
Yeah.
Yeah, mine are dry.
Cool.
It helps, man.
It all helps, I appreciate that.
Yeah, that's my one.
That's my one.
That's a parking bike, see?
That's a parking bike.
Don't fucking stop.
Don't fucking stop.
Don't fucking stop.
We're meant to fucking embrace each other in there.
Support each other.
I got a woman as big as a house here.
Sir.
Did you think it was a two-camel house for the porch and the fence?
You owe me one.
Oh, God.
And guess what? It's a fucking against us.
We're not going to make it mate.
This is so bad, this is the worst it's ever been and we have 50k left.
There's nothing good about this thing.
There's nothing good about this shit.
genuine suffering yeah man I mean I don't think he's getting back on that yeah
boom boom how by the black why why
I remember one song they were like,
fearless people, feeling alive,
and the next song was Let's Get Retired.
Now, literally, the song was Let's Get Retired.
And the other one was like,
let's go for some of that.
And I was like, oh yeah.
It's like, how can you go from one end of the step
to the other end of the valley?
Ian, is it Walking Route or?
Are you fun?
Walking Route or Car Route?
Yeah, I was going to tell you something about it.
Walking Route?
With one caveat.
Okay.
Yeah, we're on my camera though, I'll just show you now. No, it's okay.
Oh yes, the walking route. So then there's going to be, the most important thing is that you're going to take a right up here quite...
Chemical bears are still in the long side of the line!
Yeah, I accidentally stood in it.
See, you've got to take a right here. We actually can't cycle down here a little bit further up.
Okay.
Make sure you take that right off.
I'll just leave him walking, that's what I'm going to do.
And the only extra thing is, there's a little bit here where it takes you inland.
Uh-huh.
Stay on the coast.
Okay.
That tree there.
Okay.
Okay.
Could you do me a favor?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um...
Hold on.
Okay, um, yeah, could you get this one for me, please, thank you.
Well Chad, I'm not going to lie man, I don't, I really don't want to do this, but it's
going to be done.
Glad, can I have that balaclava?
Uh, okay, uh, hello there.
Yeah, yeah, excuse me.
The fuck is this?
I can't wait.
Is it dry?
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
Step over to me, son.
I need this room.
I can do it right now, I'm freezing.
If it's on, you're on top of your...
Uh, yeah, sure.
I just want to get the air off.
There you are. That's nice.
That's nice.
Huh? Oh, it's okay, you can unlock it. I think so, yeah.
Oh
Shit man, it's gonna suck dude
Let's walk the fuck in
Is this ETS right now, it's Paul's right now, while we get on ready, there's no place
to play it, you know what I mean?
Alright.
Okay.
Okay boys.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay boys.
Alright.
And it's that.
All right, is this back in?
Is it back in?
Sorry, that's all right.
What is that?
Oh, it's, uh, it's actually, Chris Broad, soon to be somebody times best-seller,
journey across Japan, adventures off the beaten path.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I hear it's coming out in September, but you can pre-order it now.
Would you like to hear passage?
No, I'm good.
No, I'm going on.
I'm going on.
The district was still agog, the latest McBride death.
Was it in the center one?
He's never said he was on 7 or when I cut it.
Unless something else is.
All right.
That's all right.
Oh, holy shit.
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Oh, is this the worst you've ever dreamed of?
Yes.
It's been by a factor of, like, three.
Yeah.
It's been by a factor of, like, three.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't even know, like, genuinely,
it's given the point where I'm like,
I don't even know how I can do it anymore.
Like, this is pretty fucking mad.
I've been crazy lately, right?
Crazy.
with it.
There are some of these, Paul just, has that come to that?
Paul reminded me, or told me, that I'm a two times, Sunday time best off.
Because what I didn't realise is when it came out, it came back and hard back.
It was number one by the time.
This is...
It came out, came out, came out here.
This is such bullshit. This is so bullshit.
It's okay, we can just wrap it.
Yeah, just charge it and then we can close this up.
No, no, no, just take it.
It's okay. Just put it on charge.
Can you get the same distinction for the same place?
Can you get something to say, I'll hang that moment.
No, no, no.
Two times Sunday time.
I want three times Sunday time.
I want to be there.
I want to be there too.
How do you my fingers a fuck could you help me type do you like wrap this up and tie it? I'm so sorry, dude
I'll do it
The sneakers are so wet
I put them in front of the heater
in the van
I'll take that a little bit
I'll draw it and show you how it's done
It's fine
I'm not struggling
Yeah, bitch
Great, she told me she was going to die if I didn't sing with her.
That's a bold strategy. I think it worked out for her.
I don't know.
What was I supposed to say?
To sing. Sing your way out of it.
Sing your way out of it?
The problem is, you need to do a lot of vocal processing on my voice.
No, no, no.
Yes, you do.
I need to pay a lot of people to make themselves heard.
Shall we go?
Just speaking sounds mythical.
I'm freezing Chris, let's go.
Good job.
You guys are very good boys.
So we're going to go up here 10 right, not long after the tunnel.
Ah, I don't fucking know.
And then we follow route 101.
Then we'll be kind of three on this one.
I don't know how you're so chirpy.
Going into this wind.
Did I say the best ramen of the year?
I had some ramen in the UK and I was like, it was your bug moment.
So was he saying you were too noisy in there?
Oh no, at one point, Liam flat, because I was like,
I wonder if you spoke really loudly and like,
I was like, well, I nearly had a scratch.
You were like, what?
I went, fuck it, baseball, you got a baseball,
I brought a little bit of something.
And everyone was like, looking around,
and I was like, let's be a little bit more fast.
So they were really nice today. Yeah, they're really nice. Yeah, they say it's awesome.
It's the only flower in the shot. How do you recommend?
Okay, let's go.
What's an amazing round of shot?
If I get through to there, it's only because of them.
Okay, TTS is on now.
It's on.
I don't know if it's coming through.
Look, it's two drowned rats in the shower.
What the hell is this guy?
I hope you guys enjoy your lunch.
Thank you.
Great work so far.
Thank you.
Like anyone's things.
This is fucking great.
Greetings from Germany.
Thank you.
Oh fuck.
There's a hill.
Oh my god.
Perfect time to donate. Best of luck, Monk.
Thanks, man. I appreciate it.
Dude, this wind is actually fucked.
I'm serious, man. This is crazy.
Thank you, Connor, for helping so many people through your content.
You're truly a godsend. Can I adopt you, please?
Adopt me?
Can I adopt me?
Dude.
I know it has been a hard day out there.
I hope this donation helps out.
We are cheering for you and have your back.
Keep your head up on three.
Dude, look at the... I don't know if you can see the water.
You OO, O-R-R-E, your suffering continues.
You OO, OO, O-R-E, keep it up.
OO, OO, O-R-E, a-o-r-r-e.
Local Tasmanian private investigator again.
You and Mountie have helped me so much with self-confidence, letting me be able to go see my first concert.
That's awesome dude.
Watch too short not to do things you want to do and try things you haven't tried.
you
you
you
You
you
That's the big one.
There you go.
Okay.
That's the big one, mate.
She hears chap.
Oh.
Fuckin' hell,
Now why check issues now man?
You looking out?
Yep.
How are you looking, Chuck?
All right, Chot, you ready?
Sorry about that.
Killed up haste.
When Schlatt was riding the bike thanks to the GPS for the first time for many a cast,
they knew exactly where the Schlatterers was.
Oh, God.
Oh, this is the rain stop.
Oh god. Oh, at least the rain stopped, but the wind hasn't.
Where's my pocket?
Well, I'll put that on when we get a moment.
I'm gonna need your company guys, I won't go to talk much the next few hours I'll be
honest.
Oh, it's all up here as well, are you kidding me?
Oh, the trees have stopped the wind.
Oh, wonderful.
Wonderful.
Malaesian word of the day C-E-K-I-K-K
Repeat after me chat, Chi-Kik
It means to choke like how you choke on those tuna and these balls
Thanks
Thank you
Choking is a serious issue though, right?
O-U-G, Kizuhondo, O-U-G
Don't let the ring scare you, O-U-G
Keep doing God's work, O-U-G-G
That's really going to appreciate that.
We turn up ahead.
Yeah.
Hey Connor, I'll talk to the weatherman and see if he can change the forecast for you.
You've got this, guys.
That'll be really friggin' nice.
The sun is kind of coming out, at least one good thing, man.
I hope so.
Are you a YouTuber?
Yes.
We have to get over here.
We have to get over.
In Germany we say, Kleinwier macht auch Mist.
So keep the Kleinwier Donners coming, you'll save lives.
I love you.
In Germany we say, Kleinwehr macht auch Mist.
So, keep the Kleinwehr Donners coming, you'll save lives.
I love you guys, you got this.
Hello from Germany.
Of course only the GB guys can cycle through the rain.
Oh, no! The streak has ended. Cycled on three and four.
Connor didn't fall off his bike. Now the counter has been reset. Here is twenty-five for your pain.
What?
I won't let him fall.
You guys are an inspiration and exemplary human beings.
From Vancouver, Canada, good luck and good night.
Thanks man.
I appreciate it.
You can do it Conor. We believe in you.
Laugh in the face of rain.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Why now I see it?
That's all okay. That's all okay.
Those hills and the weather might be rough, but at least you're not doing another league week with LUD.
You got this. See. Chat. Get those donors, Ging.
Hi Conor Lingus, would you rather have Schlatt Mutton Shop or Cripple Carrots?
Uh, that's a tough question.
Both.
You're doing a wonderful thing. We believe in you.
Thanks man. Appreciate that.
I should have my doors on while I was off.
I didn't realize you were doing the Cycle Athanin in England this time.
Stop by for a spot of tea and some custard creams.
Keep going, lads. Cheers!
Why did Bibi sound so happy all of a sudden?
What's up with that?
I heard Jay shlatt his oak.
I tuned in on my break a couple hours ago and he wasn't cycling.
Hope everything gets better in terms of the weather.
B-W-W-Gate.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Dude, look at this wind, man.
This is ridiculous.
You're obsessed around. Nothing's going to ever keep you down.
Ride hard, boys.
Thank you.
The wind is so strong.
Hang in here. You're an incredible inspiration.
There's a true feat that you are pushing through this weather.
Thanks, man.
I miss Schlatt, schlepping up those Pishlattios.
Yeah, I'm all right.
Sorry for the cotton, you guys doing great, sending more support and love.
Hang in there.
Seagang donate more for the IDF. WQB for the Ten-Alatepeces.
W... Seagang.
Let's go, guys. Love from New Zealand.
Icona. Dunno. How you do this with wet socks? I'll be crashing out.
You've got this. Also, Red Mist, Black Silence, Project Moon, Sleeper Agents, donate.
Yeah, I mean, it's kind of tough, you know. I just keep going.
Yeah, I do apologize. I'm just not going to talk as much right now.
You guys got this. So inspiring and truly a big help.
This is stupid, you know.
Love, love and one force from a small town in Ontario.
fighting the panel. This is absurd. If we had this behind us, it would be trivial.
Icona, what's your opinion on Schlatt's tribute to Minecraft? What's this tribute to Minecraft?
You know what, we'll keep it going, keep the good times going, boys.
What else can you do?
Love you guys, keep up the good work.
Thank you.
Thank you.
This is during my hard job with drafting for me.
I wonder they've got fucking windmills here.
Love from UK, currently working at the D&D Campan.
Well, just 300 K words and the stream is keeping me saying much love.
That's an old Rollin store. Frontier West Town. Wow.
There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. Agatha Christie.
Who?
Oh, there's a sauna there.
How stupid watching this stream and donating to feel better. Sorry the weather was so bad. You guys hang in there.
Hang in there.
Hold back.
It's closed.
It's closed.
Where's Amanda, actually?
I'm going to donate blood for the first time ever this week
so I can be eligible to donate plasma.
Hello and good luck from Alaska.
Thanks, man.
Today is, uh...
Yeah, one of the toughest days on an encyclopedia online.
Every leg muscle burning for a good cause.
Keep on going lads.
Love from SEA gang.
Thank you.
I appreciate all the donations man.
I really, really, really do.
It's not lost to me that every time I hear that voice,
it's $25.
That's a lot of money.
That's, that's...
A slowest buyer.
Connor, Connor, Connor, Connor.
Okay, okay, kill.
You're fighting to get bite, Connor.
Connor, go.
Godspeed.
You got this guys. I believe in you
Thank you
Big guy give up there. We got a big guy around front of me
Final fantasy 14 community to rise up. Where are you my fellow warriors of light turn that gill into real money?
Transactions for good get it
your tenacity is genuinely incredible the BES philanthropist on twitch godspeed
Connor thanks man I appreciate that
hey old chat can we get a dollar train come on guys let's get that 200k
Oh
50 gifted. Thank you, man enjoy the email remember you can get that in for a few wine gill gogrik win crew will
That's not even close bro
Picks here thanks for creating content that has heart your streams making edits giving something to focus on times are tough
You've got this.
Thanks for all the person things.
It's always cool to see.
I like seeing what moments you guys like after the day.
You want it in my bed?
Far away from here.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, ooh.
And here's the issue.
We're basically going...
What?
I'm going to abandon Chris.
Yeah, it's just sad, man.
Everything's abandoned out here.
Conor Go, Go, Chris Go,
Bebe believes in you, both.
It's Ruby.
I mean, this is basically like a running pace now.
The wind is so bad.
You know what I mean?
Like...
Hang in there Conor, after the wind and hills,
we'll have Chris eating two huge tuner bowls
at the next stop.
Ha!
They don't even feel bad.
She says,
This is tough man.
I've never felt like I couldn't do a day in a cyclothon.
But man, this is one of those days where I'm like,
I don't know how I'm going to do this.
The wind is absolutely killing my energy.
That's two-o-o-three.
Oh yeah, yeah, without that.
Sorry if you've already talked about this, but have you been keeping up with the Artemis-2 mission?
All the new photos of Earth and the Moon are cool!
I hadn't really, I mean I've kind of been stuck on this by.
Booby's favourite anime is Kaiji. Chat. Watch Kaiji. The greatest anime ever made. Kaiji.
Anime. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. I.G. I.G.
It's pretty good to be fair. Booby's on to something.
Louis, for once, is actually not lying to you.
Dude, we've only talked about fantasy.
Fourteen, kill the mesh server on EFA data center reporting in.
Let's go, Warriors of Life.
Hey, Warriors of Life, thank you.
I apologize, I haven't played more of your game.
But I had a good time.
It's just a hard pain to maintain.
I'm trying to do a bunch of games.
Inside the mind of Connor, you can't do this to me.
I started this charity.
No, how much I sacrificed he became the green goblin right after
Hi Connor, it's great in this van. Here's $18,000
Wait, is that real?
Wait, that was actually an $18,000 nation was like
What the fuck?
Holy shit!
Thank you, flat.
Oh my god!
I wanna see his reaction now.
Is he like this miserable for having to drop that cash?
Oh my god, finally a downhill.
Thank you, flat.
That's my Chinese meal.
I'm being pushed back up the fucking hill.
Well, I hate wind.
This is criminal.
Criminal death.
Hey Connor, keep up the good work.
Chris, just do your thing mate.
You guys and Schlank can do this,
I believe in you beautiful lads.
Look at the fucking banners.
Look how hard they are flailing towards us.
We are being tannered by winds.
Cycling along with you on the gym bike. Thanks for being a motivator and inspiration.
Okay, so what are you gonna do?
On the 2nd floor stage of the P5X booth.
Hey, do my donut go through?
You did? Oh, great.
All taste even sweeter. You got this, guys!
Hey, Monk, a forestry student from Finland here.
Did you know that on average Finnish forests grow 25 million cubic meters more than they are cut?
Very cool.
Maybe there'd be less wind if you banned Chris from drinking apple juice.
Apple juice toots get to us all.
Pew, pew, pew.
Hi, lads, hope you're keeping the spirit up while the weather is being cacka.
Thanks as always for an amazing event.
from NZ Gang.
Hey, all good, man.
It's all good.
Oh.
Final fantasy, 14 Gang.
Rise up.
Crystal Zalera reporting in.
Would love to watch you play Heaven's Ward.
Dude.
Keep up the great work.
I'd love to get through it.
I can't cycle on this.
It's pathetic here, I'm being...
Good job, the good work, guys.
You are doing something amazing for so many people,
much love and support.
Yeah, the wind is outside now.
Which now presents a new problem.
It's being of a cycle of strike.
Fly!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Fuck me!
I only found, I got the wind!
Thanks, man.
Holy shit!
When are we fucking pushing in the water?
Ian's one free coupon to everyone in chat for a free penis enlargement.
Enjoy!
Um...
I think this is where...
Ian was like, they might try and make you turn or something?
Uh, no, this is right, this is right.
Oh, it's awesome. Oh, yeah, this is not the point where we would turn yet.
There's a point later when we would like basically like turn away, we just keep going.
First time watching CycleFone and First Donation.
Iron Mouse really inspires me, and so thank you so much to help her.
Go, Connor, go!
Oh, dude.
The thing is, I don't think you can do everything you do.
I know it's not much but with your streams and trash tastes it makes my day just that much better
That's very kind of you. Thank you
I know it's tough out there just remember mind over matter you're not doing this because it's easy
You're doing it's because it's hard much love. Thank you
Oh my god that ocean view is beautiful.
You've fought for it and you earned it.
Thanks man.
This place used to be really famous.
Really?
Wow, what did I start?
Warriors of Light. Crystal Cowell here. Let's go.
Everyone put your hand outside your houses and flap to change the wind.
Yeah we take that right turn up ahead.
If we can get out this fucking hill. Oh my god.
I know things are tough iron with the weather and wind, but stay strong brother.
You've got this. You're an inspiration. Also stay safe, Lo.
Thanks man.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
Final Fantasy, Belmont server reporting it.
A totaling here is so damn hard.
I'm getting pushed so hard.
I don't know, man. This is bad.
You can do it, Monk.
Like when Ludwig and Michael want to keep Sawyer crazy with Wernet.
Oh my lord.
If anyone is more stubborn than the wind, it's you.
I can't, I can't pedal.
This is actually insane. I've never seen anything like this.
Morning from the UK. Good luck with the cycle loads.
I'd watch more, but I've got to go to work.
Thanks, man. Thank you.
This is, uh, this is tough.
Looks a bit windy in it.
Yeah.
All right, finally we're done there.
Connor, Chris, rest of this wonderful team and you, the viewer in front of the screen.
Thank you for coming together to build this dear community.
Thanks guys I appreciate that no cars coming you can go in the lane
Whoa
Dude, it's taken half an hour to do, like, nothing.
I was trying at the last time I was in this area. It was like nine years ago.
Oh, yeah?
And a lot of those shops back there were open.
Oh, no.
And now they're shut and rusted.
Oh.
No, you've not been coming.
Time has not been coming to this time, man.
No.
Keep population and speedrun.
All right, go.
Oh, my God, you're kidding me.
Beautiful, man.
Beautiful, right to get through this wind you need to remember mouse will never let you live it down a lifetime of oh
Too windy to go tonight
Final fantasy 14 gang rise up to Nova server here
so many
That's cool to hear about
Cool to see you guys
Another warrior of light answering the call of the crystal monkey
Long rice oil stew from primal ultra is checking in
Keep going out brave little spark
That's so cool man
That's so neat, thanks for that showing up
Final Fantasy 14, Aether, Genova serving here
You guys got this!
Because of your Castlevania playthroughs,
I've got in hella into Castlevania.
I just finished Symphony and got its peak.
Yeah, old town, Tangier.
Yeah, alright.
Final Fancy 14 gang, Light Phoenix reporting for duty.
Where'd everyone go? Bingo? You've got this, Chris and Connor. Thanks for all that you do.
Fuck, you gotta be kidding me.
Push it real good. Ah, push it. Ah, push it.
There he is.
Push it real good with the wind.
Baby, baby. Ah, push it.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god.
Holy shit!
Fuck me!
This wind reminds me of Blackburn.
You've got this.
Yes. Truly you make us all proud to be a part of this community and all for an incredible cause.
Thank you, Anne.
Hey Connor, ever considered cycling outside of a hurricane? Or is that too easy for you?
Yeah, I guess it is.
Fuck you, Wenz, bro. Fuck you. Take that, bitch.
Want these, too.
I don't know how fast these winds are, but they are astonishing.
And we've actually never gone slower on a bay.
We've done like 6k at half an hour at the same time, but never that slow.
That's 12k an hour, man. That's nothing.
I appreciate that.
Just think about all of that sweet, sweet money and that you get to hear Mouse and Schlatt sing
so she can live another day.
Wow, what is that building?
Big, great house.
Wow, that's a cool hotel.
We stayed here last time.
We stayed here last time.
That's cool.
Second Dono Day.
I like Palm Resist.
Final Fantasy XIV Ether.
Wow, that's beautiful.
Catch you are doing my part today.
That's beautiful, man.
Holy shit, that's so beautiful.
Final Fantasy XIV.
Primal Hyperion Gang.
Checking in.
How much to make you play again?
Connor.
See you in a minute.
I'll play again.
Oh, cut.
NZ Gang reporting in.
You got this. Highly recommend for those who are able to donate plasma.
It's liquid gold and helps so many.
For...
Final fantasy 14 Excalibur server represents.
You can do it Connor and or Chris.
This is so crazy.
You know the good thing is, Chad, I'm not cold anymore.
Coming in from Dynamis Seraph server.
This road is fucked. What the fuck happened to this road?
Final Fantasy Gang Mateus server reporting in.
Well, how is this road?
What is this?
If you think this is tough, you're living with CV ID. Gutt it out.
Yeah, we are.
We all know Shana got to enjoy that wedding cake. Glad it's our turn now.
Oh, thank you the road is fixed. I see why this road is dying. Look at these puddles.
Absolutely frightened in here.
You should visit Yogyo Versailles Farm someday. They have retired. Umas like Ishing Flash,
Transcend, Tannino Gimlet, Rose Kingdom and Wonder Acute.
Oh, that's cute. That's cute.
Keep going from Canada.
Thank you.
Conor Chris, quick use your cake to counterbalance the wind.
Ah, I'm trying. Ah, Lord, I'm trying.
It really sucks as well. You guys are going to get me drone shots because the wind is so fucking strong.
Mods here. Wind speed is 25 kmL, age about 15.5 ls, about 15 ls.
What the fuck? That's crazy.
The Final Fantasy 14 Warrior of Light from Fanfret reporting to duty, L.A. F.A.E.E.
So many of you guys.
You know what's sometimes happening
with what the wind speed is,
it usually doesn't mean anything to me.
Now no longer Sprout,
reporting for duty from Chaos Phantom.
Ha ha, that's so cool, thanks guys.
I really appreciate this showing
the generosity from all of you guys.
What a cool community.
Hey Connor, it is my 20 birthday.
Today, hope this will help the fund.
Everything helps man.
everything else
warrior of light from dynamis serif
heating the call
far
did you hear about the absolute
good news regarding steel ball run it's going to be weekly from autumn
fuck for that
yeah there's a nice beach why we're on a beach like joey
Warrior of Light Rathaus reporting for duty from the Zodiac Serba.
Let's go, Monkess of Light!
Oh, you're so fucking weird, man.
Stray kids everywhere all around the world. Let's get those donos in.
Oh, dude.
Amazing, amazing, amazing. You can do it. You can beat that wind. Let's go chat. Every dollar helps. Let's start a train.
Thank you guys. I appreciate that. I appreciate your continued...
I know the weather is awful, but you guys got this. Hope this helps.
It does, man. It really fucking does.
Connor and Chris, welcome to the Sea of Japan.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
Yeah, this I guess we've probably already donated, but I can't resist.
Final Fantasy, Jenova Ether Superiority reporting.
Oh, yeah, dude.
This is so cool, dude, seeing all the Final Fantasy fans come out.
That's so crazy.
What's your energy, you guys have?
Such an energy.
Keep going, guys.
Just remember, whales invented wind, rain, and hills.
This is nothing.
I mean, look, I agree with you.
I normally just don't cycle on it, you know?
Oh my God, those sheds are like helping us so much.
I'm blaming you for my newfound love of slave aspire.
Good luck to you.
And Chris on the cycling.
Thank you.
That's the one thing that I have to look forward to
is that I'm gonna go home.
I'm quitting this island.
We go to the hotel.
I'm back.
Splish. Splash.
I'm going to eat something yummy.
Splash. Splash.
Splish. Splash.
Splash. Splash.
You scared the dogs, Splash.
Splash. Splash.
Don't forget you scared the dogs real like that.
Stay safe guys.
Guys, Chris fans, rise up.
Chris fans?
We are all three of you.
Check us out.
Keep pushing it, Connor and Chris.
Today is as tough as it may come,
but just think of all the people you're helping
with this cyclophone.
That's true, man.
Callie Ho!
That's true, man.
That's true.
You might think I'm crazy I'm cars creating a world that can change in my palm best of luck through the rain guys
Do I T for mousy?
I'll do I T I think I
work in IT
Sentry lifestyle, I discovered you through mouse and don't regret it. You're amazing for doing this and oh seven oh seven
So kind of you guys
knowing that like
These are all donors coming in, you know what I mean?
I don't know.
Warrior of light.
No.
Lokta Ogre.
Victory or death.
World of Warcraft represent.
Keep up the good work.
Good morning from Romania.
Keep going.
Good morning.
Good morning, Romanians.
Thank you.
You know what?
I wasn't going to keep going, and now that you've shown that remaining in my hand, I will.
Final Fantasy isn't the only group here.
Destiny 2. Titan. Main representing the Cult of Dwarf.
Oh, God, this guy's...
Was Destiny plays in my shirt? No way, bro.
You guys are busy clocking. We've got 19th shift.
The wind is now... Oh, so there's a sea wall.
Oh, pray for you to see the sea wall.
At some point we all can't be out of the way though.
Masters here? What's up Masters?
Yeah.
Good morning from Germany.
After seeing you and Chris cycle across Japan every year,
I will try the shimonami myself this year.
Keep up the good work.
Dude, shimonami's amazing.
Shimonami is like...
Yeah, not bad.
Yeah, this if it was relaxing in half a distance every day.
Do you ever see a shimonami like this?
Top five, five times.
That was such a fun trip.
Hey Connor and Chris, I have to go to bed now, but please promise you won't risk your
own safety if the weather turns for the worse.
Much love.
It's getting better, if anything.
The wind is the only problem, but maybe that'll subside or push us.
Final Fantasy 6.
Oh no, they could see when we were going across that turn earlier.
The grass was going insane.
five hundred cigarettes keep on going on
all sorts of cute dog
very warrior of light reporting in
don't let guru to blow you around
would be scheduled out again
uh... we do have to turn a little bit of wine but i feel like you would be
either a boatman or tau player
you think? probably a tau
I think I played a lot of Destiny 1.
We are on the most remote north-west Japanese mainland.
Where are we?
I have no idea.
Just need to work on pedal efficiency,
cornering, braking, breathing, posture, cadence, gearing, climbing, descending, endurance, balance.
It's pretty nice though.
We are turning.
Well, we're inspired.
I was going to spend this money on a new computer,
but I think someone else needs the money more than me.
Good. Morning from Norway.
It's very kind of you to do that.
I don't know how much you donated.
A hundred bucks? Okay, that gets you a one-twentieth of a round-stack.
I've played in a while, but how can I not with all of us united?
Sure.
Warrior of Light from Behemoth reporting for duty.
Go, Monk! You can do it!
Thank you man.
Maybe the wind will be with us now, I don't know man.
I'm just...
I have no idea where we are, Chad.
I'm in our final fantasy community.
Path of Exile Community, Rise Up.
Path of Exile Community, damn.
Oh, I like it.
This has, uh, yeah man, this might be a little structural.
Final Fantasy 4G, what we're gonna have tonight.
From Primal Exodus here.
What you are doing is so amazing and inspiring.
You got this
Warrior of light Kaede from crystal server reporting in
Greetings from Germany keep up the good work. I know one of you much mental support, but in cycling from my home trainer with you
I mean, that obviously does help. Now when there's like tons of people out there cycling as well, it's all right. It's kind of nice.
This reminds me of the time back in 1972 when I bike camped around the Olympic Peninsula.
During day three it rained all day as well.
Who's that?
Yeah, I don't know what it is. We have a day three couch on the cyclothon.
Day 3 is on its way.
Morning fellow warriors of light. Zodiac server represent. Good luck on your journey.
Titan of the Firebreak Order. Reporting for duty. Clan to Nasady has your back. Keep going, Guardians.
Well, I mean, it's a plasm, isn't it?
I tried to donate plasma, but I sadly gore rejected when I told them I was a destiny
player, so donating here.
That's a true, true, true and real story.
They also reject you if you're a current lead player, and only if you're six months
clean they'll take you.
That's, that's real, that's real.
That's why they'll take me.
I'm six months clean, but I don't know how to do it, I kind of want to start
playing again.
SES, Titan of the Stars, super destroyer of super-earth, reporting for duty for liberty, for democracy.
Representing all the cozy gamers out, there rise up, reporting for duty, let's go.
Yeah, this is kind of like Stardew Valley if you added biking and removed all the game
and added me on a bike and rain and...
And Tana reporting in to Tania Main from the Rodent Kingdom.
So it's kind of like that, you know?
It's kind of like that a little bit.
Just think about it.
And you've got this.
Connor's cake of steel and Chris's affable cast can defeat the elements.
Much love from Beppu, the Onsen capital.
Oh, I want to get a bad poo.
I want to be in an onsen right now.
That sounds so nice.
So young me, drink the onsen water.
I can wait till we get to do the shooie with Rob, B-L-A-H.
Uh, I don't know if we will.
I need to sanitize my shoes this time.
You got this.
Good luck from the UK.
Go on, go!
I'm in such a low gear chat, it's crazy.
I'm like, and I'm just struggling to get flat.
Like, what's crazy, if you see us on a road like this
and the wind's with us, we'd be zoomin', dude.
Like, 20Ks would be like nothing.
They'd be like a joke.
They'd be like,
be like nothing maybe like a joke so glad to see our lesbian icon schlottacus
true man
war the expedition to Maria represent we will show the Balrog what is what boy
What do you mean the Balrog has been defeated by Gandalf?
Was planned to donate more later, but today's weather and route look tough sending a little booster now to keep the momentum
Let's go Connor and Chris
$230,000 raise
dude
Well, we'll keep going boys.
After our save-as-you, Gablo 3 player Crusader reporting for duty. Let's go.
I thought the wind
wouldn't leave us alone. How wrong I was.
Champions of Azeroth represent Death Knight
of the Silver Hand server reporting in.
Even out boys, I'm gonna be walking with you on my treadmill while you cycle.
Bloat for the impera, skulls for the golden throne.
Thank you.
I don't know what that means, I just said thank you, I don't have any thoughts about
anything, I'm not a brand of walk anymore.
I love u b b b l, ah, clickfond au gh, the goon aside of drippy cheese, right jerk
mate of the eye of raw.
Three dollar more money gang, S.E. and more money.
What the hell are you talking about?
That was brain damage or something like that.
S-Slyke on my Slyke the Thumb till I slo-nate those slo-la slo-la bills.
What the fuck did you do, Bibi?
Bibi, what the fuck are you saying?
in love with you guys so good luck from Germany
thank you man
230k let's go congratulations what you do is so inspiring keeping going monkey
Thank you guys. Thank you.
Alright hang on.
Alright, I'm gonna underscore.
Man, it just sucks his life.
Why doesn't Chris have his book taped to his back?
He's missing out on massive shitting potential from this angle.
That's a good idea.
And keep it up.
That's a great idea.
One K-dono, holy shit!
Ozy Gamer reporting for Dirty. Representing story of season or harvest.
Moon Gamer's out there. I have bad asthma and I've been cycling because of you both.
I'm not liable for anything that happens.
Dude, it's nearly 4 p.m.
I entered the wrong number. This is all I have but I don't need it as much as others do
That's
We're gonna decide how they blown off the road by loaded logging trucks going up a two-mile hill been there done that have the road
Burn scars to boot
Oh, dude, oh, no, ugh.
You know, I shook a little monkey on my bike, and if I got him, I feel like everything's gonna be all right.
Thief main reporting from Tau Chiti. Four, I stole this dono for you. You can do it. Runner.
Thank you. Thank you.
Pocopia players, rise up.
This is a lot of games, is what I'm realizing.
I need your help, I'm getting this.
Brotherhood of Steel reporting for duty, A.D. Victorian.
I discovered Chris is younger than me last year. It made me feel much better about myself.
Keep it up, guys.
Remember, every pedal is close into the finish line.
It's true, man.
We've done a 10K.
I call upon the rodent kingdom, my fellow tenno.
It's time to show the monkey what we are made of.
Report in.
We've only done 10K.
I mean, that's the most, uh, 20K or 10K that I've ever felt in my life.
Come on, monkey. Get into war.
It's your English, right? Just fall into another super-expensive hobby. Ravenguard represent.
I... I can't... I can't go into another hobby.
Streaming takes so much time.
Elts, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou.
You guys go hard. I just joined back in and saw that the big guy gave up. Lell, Lell, Lell,
Lell, Lell, Lell, Lell, Lell.
Hey, I don't mind the big guy giving up. He was going through it and I think it was
basically unsafe for him to keep going.
For the cause, keep on keeping on.
Given his current fitness level and you know what, we got $18,000 of charity for
it. So I think that's easy.
up the old-school runescape community keep it up mate keep up the good work
good morning from Australia I will be cycling to University because of your
effort today stay strong for a win European game is reporting to duty
Thank you.
You know if there's no wind and then there's no rain tomorrow. I
I
Think I'll feel good. I don't really know
how to feel anymore. I just feel cold
and tired and
but pain
That's the only thing I know
Dude, once we get a tailwind, I'm gonna go crazy.
I'm gonna go so crazy when we get a tailwind.
Start up with this fuck-ass water pushing us.
Ordo Zenos present, we provide the hams for the Emperor and for the Iron Mouth Defense Force.
Dude.
Dude.
Keep going, Connor and Chris from Brisbane, Australia.
Thank you.
Yeah, we will, we will, I don't have fucking choice.
I don't have much, BC, my plasma is expensive, I've got a stationary bike here in Kanagawa
U, got this for all of us who need it, we love you more than you know.
Thank you.
Cool.
Cool.
Dude, you gotta take care of yourself.
Never heard of that on the plane.
The extra mask on yourself.
With any other people.
Hey, I like TFT.
Last, we should do a TFTathon where every day I play 19 hours of TFT, I think it'll do
just to give the viewership wise, and I don't do it for charity, I do it for like, I just
feel like me and my soul, it feels good.
What do you think about that?
What do you freaking think about that?
And we do it for one month straight, every month for 12 months, every day 19 hours.
That's a lot of, that's a lot of, that's a very windy speed, my friend.
That's, that's pretty windy.
This, I've never seen them go so fast.
What the actual fuck, that's what we're cycling with.
This is absurd.
It's every direction, but the one we're cycling in.
So the wind is just battering us.
I know you guys pretty feel like I'm exaggerating, but I've never cycled in anything like this.
The warriors of life and all that game of friends that helped me out.
If only I could harness the wind being produced by those fans and put them in some sort of battery.
I'm about ready.
Come on, more front players.
Peel your eyes off those cheeks for a second and donate.
We all lift together.
And then like...
But then like a pedal with a bike, but with a...
I want better sleep, Connor.
Do you know anything that I can add to my glass of water before I fall asleep?
Game of subs. You should have 10 scoops of caffeine game of subs
before you fall asleep.
It's a dream come true.
Yeah, that was a pretty unfortunate mistake to pronounce it the opposite way around.
Thank you.
Oh.
Tumors and shroomers, where are we at?
Stay plugged in and let's show up for the Iron Mouse Defense Force.
I drink a tub of Game of Sub's caffeine
before I ever sleepy sleep in there.
It helps me sleep.
I see the dreams of anime boobs.
Which political leader is Chris into this psychothon, by the way?
I don't know, he hasn't said yet. Maybe he's waiting. Maybe he's helping for all he's building office.
He's like waiting to hear from his favorites, you know
Tano there is a new mission in your codex equip your wallet and head to tiltify donate to the course
We'd be back in your orbiter
That's what I'm saying.
Oh.
Oh man, I mean, I don't really want to stop later, but, uh...
I gotta pee now.
There's a right turn coming up, not that one, it's that like blue sign one.
Have you tried becoming heavier so the wind won't push you?
I think the problem that would make is that I would then need to fight back against my
weight of my body.
the Iron Mouse Defense Force, Germany reporting in.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Germany.
What about creating a follow-along cycle, a pee video?
Some of the cost can go to the IDF and we can experience the literal highs and lows with you.
I actually like heard you you said I heard the English words but I can live without four
energy drinks or two cafe drinks called metano repping the perin sequence of
corpus
The OMG Final Fantasy community all you warriors of light got me tearing up after I said rise up
Seriously, you all are amazing
Have my soul, you know
You know I can't battle
You guys doing it for me at the last donation
The bird reason to that should give inspiration to your subs flavor the plastic windrider
Not even the wind can stop you from donating.
6K.
Dude, I mean, we've been going so slow, but it's impossible to go fast. I mean, we can't, I can't pedal.
It's absurd.
I've never seen anything like this.
And now the lights won't fucking change.
Oh shit. I know it's babbling the birds are floating in space. They're just like floating.
They're not even moving. It's like a P&G being dragged and the head seems all flat.
When do we get a turn?
Uh, what the fuck?
There's a bottom back there.
Yeah, there's a bottom back there.
Okay, I'm not sure where the wind is blowing, but we'll see.
Oh dude.
Six more K to the break.
That is droning I think.
Well, hopefully it looks cinematic as fuck.
Good work, U2.
Thank you for persisting against the elements.
of F-14, Lich represent.
At least the wind isn't pushing directly in our face now.
Hey Chris, some 11 years ago I asked for advice
about Japan by email when I saw your earliest videos.
Well, that journey I met my wife.
So, thank you.
That's so sweet, I'll have to tell him that.
What?
It looks very wet.
Yeah, it does.
A quote from Chris's book,
I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
Damn, what little book is Chris writing about?
Chris was telling me something about...
Glad I complained, this IDF donation of my taxes,
to offset my taxes that go to the other IDF.
Oh God!
Hey, look, it's that you're helping.
You have to choose.
Hi, I'm Joseph Redmond LeMendezies, and the IDF helped me in the past.
So I always watch the Cyclathons to support.
Thank you.
And now I can donate.
That's...that's...that's also news, Rob.
Got you out of a few donates.
Uh, this is America, I'm pretty sure.
I'm not very sure.
One of the cyclothon helps me push myself and even more now that I've been cut off from my surgery
I'll even be going to film school in Japan this year.
That's awesome, dude.
That's not so serious.
I have an amazing time.
I wish I went to like school where they taught me not to do this.
Taught me to be sensible is to not put myself through this.
Oh, there's police, man.
Oh, wow, the police are coming, Chris.
Maybe they'll give us a ride to the station.
You all right?
Yeah.
Weeble, weeble.
Oh, there's loads of glass on the ground.
And finally getting a rest after being on calls since Friday's stream is nice to have
one in the background.
Keep going.
I hope you get better weather tomorrow.
Thanks, man.
I think it's still looking hard, you know, in medical fields, man.
Hello again from Scotland. You're almost there. Keep going.
Are we? Where? Who was where?
Because the fucking ocean is battering me.
Let's go for the Iron Mouse Defense Foundation, Master Chief reporting in.
I recently started playing Slave of Spire 1 and just beat my first run.
This game is pretty good.
What is this Ascension thing I unlocked?
Good luck buddy.
You better sit down.
I got bad news for you.
Get undone.
Donating on behalf of my best friends on Midgard in Ether Data Center.
Thank you Warriors of Light for showing up.
Thank you Warriors of Light.
Thank you.
It feels fucked up, you know, the van gets there to our destination so fast, and I think
about that.
and he says I don't feel good
what the fuck man
being pushed so much to the side
This wind is fucked.
Fuck.
Oh my God!
Jesus!
Oh God!
So bad!
I have donated plasma, World Security of Plasma Donation Centers, and now I have the money to donate this way to...
forward unto victory
Keith Whitey, you can do this, Zao from Sweden.
Thank you. And the rain got so bad too.
I don't even know what to do anymore.
Create my own Conador voice actor, create a crystal in Japan, create my own Jonathan
Schlatt, create a Conador.
Fuck, you're hell.
Good luck and don't die.
Sorry man.
There's certain fucks.
Ah.
Fuck! Why are we going in the freeway? We should have gone in there.
Fuck!
Ow.
Ow, I mean it's hailing or something.
Oh the rain's gone so fast, the rain is like hail dude.
What the fuck was that?
Why did we go along the sea?
I thought it was hail. I thought it was hail man. I was fucked.
I was fucked.
No.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Holy shit.
I was fucking like five minutes.
Dude, I...
I don't know, man.
That fucked me.
Fuck.
That was very, very tough.
that's tough. Thank you trees for existing right now. I really really appreciate it that's why I
never do forest. Can I do my video games? You know, because I don't want to hurt you guys because
I wish you guys helped me so much.
Do a little cycling.
Keep going boys. Don't let the weather get the better of you. Love from Nevada.
Thank you.
This is a train track on that source, and I may at least make my day if it's not okay.
I really, really, really appreciate it.
Oh, that wall is very rough, isn't it?
She's got a lock-hand, boys.
She's got a big D-boy to get it down, you know.
What a sight! Isn't the sea world great? Chris's cake has never looked bigger.
All in Boingo indeed.
Shout out to people that, when they drive by us, they give it a ton of room.
Shout out to those people.
This is a bit of a brutal threat, but honestly, it's just better to keep going than start
off the lunch, because you're just never going to feel good in this, and you just
gotta keep going. And the more you stall, the hotter it gets.
That being said, I do need to use the toilet.
So I will be doing that.
I am organizing education, recognizing immune deficiencies.
For me and my fellow doctors, microbiologists here in the Netherlands,
this is so important.
It's so true, man. I mean, that's like, that's the really hard part of that.
I don't mean deficiencies, but not even doctors really know about it, because it's just so complicated.
It's just such a real thing to live with.
It's more rural than any wind, you know.
This donor is for all the leg-ends from Streamerman Paul's community who can't donate.
Thank you. That's kind.
The wedding's terrible, but the spirit's strong. Good luck.
Sure, man. Sure.
Look on those trees here on the other side and stop the fucking wind.
You know?
Oh my, oh my.
Hi, from Bulgaria.
We saw the wind and did a weather dance but I think we got it wrong.
Ouch.
We're trying another one now.
Thank you.
You got this. Greetings from Germany.
Oh no, I got a flat tire, Chris.
Chris, I got a flat tire, I think.
I got a flat tire.
Yeah, I think so.
Listen, I can hear it.
How bad is it?
Back on.
That's flat man, look at that.
That's flat, look at it.
Oh, fuck!
Right there.
That's good.
drops oh let's just walk in as well three say yeah
man this is walking as well just keep swimming lads damn dude I guess I have
no choice really because I don't think they can fix this right now
That's so unlucky.
That is like, oh man.
Can you uh, can you put your bag, can I kickstand for a second so I can show a chat?
Let's get out of here a little bit.
Okay.
Okay, look at this.
Look at that chat.
Yeah, that's flat. Yeah, it's gone.
Keep up the great work.
Yeah, let's keep walking for now.
Man, that sucks. I will not be able to already see TTS.
I
Mean I can hear it I guess I just probably I don't even know where going now
Availability no format
Well, I'm gonna start walking, you know.
What else are you gonna do?
Oh, dude, that sucks.
That sucks so much.
Of course, I get a flat tire on this day.
Daddy's just like, oh, and we're already like so behind,
you know?
It's like miserable.
What a waste of time, too, you know?
When it rains, it pours, man.
That's true.
That's very true.
You know what I guess, Ron, that he gave us today
really nice and he's really stoked to give to us and I appreciate that and you
know we can walk a little bit of this I just heard my bike making this horrible
noise and I was like oh I hope that's not what I think it is sure enough yeah
when I get off like the road or she heard it.
Free playing 5k though. Shit man.
Here's the van guy.
Oh no, that's not the van guy.
Put some of that van that looks at the van guy.
I mean, this would be a great place to pick us up, I guess.
Okay, let's, uh, this is a good place to stop, I think.
You're better than...
...away here.
Oh...
Hello. Another fan from Bulgaria.
I am happy that I am able to donate for the first time.
It's not much, but hope. It helps. It's amazing what you do.
Sorry, man.
That's annoying.
I knew you were such a good one.
I didn't suck up through the glass. I dodged it.
Not well enough.
What? I clearly... I fucking didn't.
I thought I dodged the nails and something else.
Don't let this get you down.
Remember who you are remember who this is for remember everything you've done a pock tire is never going to stop you
Oh, yeah, what should you do? What's the play here? Do we just
They don't need to back them to I want to cook it a lawson's
So pretty tail way you jump in the van get there and then they can stop other bikes and stuff
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
Please tell me this is land.
Oh, fuck.
Where are you van gang?
Where are they?
I'm eating a van symbol to blast it to the sky like that.
I wonder where they are.
Just tap your feet together three times.
I'd say there's no place like Essex.
There's no place like Essex.
Oh, shlack. He's a lucky bastard.
He's a lucky bastard, isn't he?
I'm gonna shit in Japan.
Would you pay 18K to sit in that van?
I would, like, 10K.
That's it, he's fair. He's made up kind of a space.
Yeah, I didn't know that. This has got to be done.
Surely it's not another van that looks...
There it is.
What an unfortunate place to get a flat.
All right.
Think.
There he is.
I got a flat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me the yellow one.
I don't have any way to look at where we're going.
It's going to be a bit windy this year, because we don't have a lot of mice on them.
That was the most wind-over experience of my life.
I saw it from the stream, and it looked like I had a parachute on my way off the bridge.
It was kind of creepy. It turned the rain into bullets.
And it was like dumped down, because it was like really painful.
Definitely our top three most difficult cyclophondae ever.
Do you agree Conor?
The most difficult
The most difficult?
It's up there
I've only got stomach cramps
or the chin there
Stupid chin there
I like this, Chris did this on purpose to stop
and then follow
Chris should have known
I need the toilet, I want to keep fucking going
It's a rare time
I want to keep going and not start
No, we know this if you didn't know
You're wet enough is it?
Yeah.
But look, it's not all bad.
Oh, wow! What's that?
I'll get it wet, I'll get it wet.
There's only one that's looking to fire.
This is Swat's new favourite book.
How about a passage?
Sure.
There you go.
When Jono practically doubles over to show how funny this is, Andy says to the friend,
we're not bastards, we're very friendly when you get to know us.
Get your granny to explain what a bastard is, mate.
I know what a bastard is.
And an arsehole.
And a shithead.
I bloody swear all the bloody time.
I never said you were a shithead, just a bastard!
It sounds like the actual journey must have hurt you!
That's not the book, that's somebody else's book that Penguin put the cover over
because they couldn't put my book inside.
Don't reveal the secret.
It's no one's book.
I just... I'm ready.
I'll have the book and make me happy. Make me a Rembe.
Wow.
Yeah, perfect.
And of course, the new deficiency problem.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the left specific.
All right, Jack.
See that.
Here?
Can I use?
Back to the conic can, guys.
Just go.
I'm just going to keep going. God, what an annoying place to get a flat. I will say though,
this flag is a lot lighter than mine. So that's nice. I can't hear you guys at all.
I don't know if it's on.
There's some cycling with me. I mean, I have the speaker on my phone.
My pocket, you know.
So, theoretically, I should be able to hit it.
But I'm not sure why it's not coming through.
It might be a little misstretch here.
We'll thank you for ending up helping, I uh, um, yeah, losing my bike too, that sucks.
I've been taking man this pride, his heat, his TTS, but you don't take a guy's bike, man, you know?
That feels fucked up.
But that's it, man.
Sometimes you get these lonely periods.
But I feel like you guys are cheering me on, you know?
More glass, right?
Let's keep going, boys.
Just quiet, just hear me.
My thoughts, my pedals.
Oh man, that kind of sucks a little bit, I mean, I should go and say that about that
too.
I'll be okay.
I'll get over it.
Most things could happen.
worst thing that could have happened
I'm in the rain, stopped earlier, and it came back, bad, uh, mess ups.
Oh my God, I see like civilization up ahead.
Crazy.
That's the land gang.
I don't know why these guys have been working man, that's depressing.
Man, the rain is getting worse somehow.
How?
The rain is going to show bad.
oh fuck me man
dude this is fucked it's getting worse
I thought it was going to get better
we lied to him
I'm going to go to the gas station.
I mean, coming off is probably, maybe I hope, get on the slack, handle some shit, I'm so boring right now.
Fuck.
Come on.
Where is this family mall, man?
I think I see it.
I think I see it.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I think I see it, I think I see it.
fuck me
I see a family outside in the distance, shit man.
You're gonna throw that butt, you know?
You gotta get it done.
Gotta get it done, boys.
This just sucks the rain coming back, man.
Dude.
What is that van ahead of us?
There's so much chomp here on the ground there.
Dude, it just sucks on here in TTS, dude, I feel alone, I don't like it, I don't like
I like this man.
okay there we go we are here yeah they were on me the whole time one night
I'm telling you I'm going to be a die
it's Chris it's Chris
He's not in front of you, you never saw him go past.
So he's, yeah, where is he? He's behind you.
I've not seen him yet.
Shoma here, Shoma in jail, Shoma.
Hi guys, so we're just...
sorting out his bike.
Because obviously he wants to be able to hear you.
I'm pleased to your best to support him and
give him all the donors and the love you came
because he's definitely going through it, bless him.
The problem is with like a back tire
Getting a puncture, it's the gear system, so it kind of sucks when you want to change the wheel.
It's not on the front, but you can just change it over as easy.
So we'll have to try and find something like a bike shop tonight.
We can fix this on. Plus the Starlink is connected via a 3D print.
I see Chris coming up, but I was worried.
Chris is here.
The Starlink is tied to a 3D print that Jerry, Onibro, generously made for us.
so it's not a simple swap unfortunately. I'll have to try and get a sword for there as a
gift and the e-bike is not staying with us for the rest of the journey I think so
hopefully you can get this one sorted if not Garnt will be in the van I guess
Here he comes.
Swarms for the only threat.
Fucking shit, fuck you.
Piece of shit, can't put it in.
Instead of calorie, chat instead of calorie.
You all right?
This is a silly question I know.
They're hoping you're okay. Who's worried?
I think I'll see some energy.
I understand what you're saying. Do you need us to get some peccary stuff?
No, I'll get it.
Yeah, the wind is...
I can see on your face, it looks like your sun burnt, you're not.
It's just like red skin from the wind.
Oh, shit.
Well, the good news is, it's nearly over.
Yeah, I mean, that cloud doesn't scare me.
We keep thinking it's going to stop raining and it's just like, nah.
It's raining sideways, yeah, but we came into the car back, it was just the wind was
carrying all the rain.
Oh, is it house fans?
Oh my God, you all right?
Yeah, I'm good.
This is a house though
Typhoon
It certainly is the...
Oh my God
Well I don't think it meant to be rain today
Do you know what I blame after all this?
Who's that? Peter Mason. I knew it.
It was up to his old tricks again.
He's in charge, eh? What do you think he's in charge of?
What do you think he's safe for yourself, though?
No, he's not. He's in the good of a cell right now.
Oh my God, guys. I can't believe you would say such things.
I mean, you can fully believe it.
No, it's better to know, I think.
I can do that.
If you want to move that away, I can close up please.
Okay.
There we go.
I'm going to die guys.
I'm going to step back and just come in.
Oh, hello!
It's Naly!
I just literally have some!
What did you bring?
Where's the locus?
Yeah, that's what you...
Oh, okay, wonderful!
A coolish in this weather, your fingers not freezing?
There's only a couple of weeks in a year where I can have a cold.
So when I'm here I won't happen.
Is it edible right now?
Not yet.
I don't think holding it out here is going to make it any more dangerous than this thing.
I'm sure your hands are warm enough.
Actually I put it pretty fast.
Oh wow.
new strap, the slatshrap
that's what they were made for
so uh, holy shit
yeah
punctured tire, rain, now house stones
a bit of a hurricane
it's just like America, right?
every day
is that a Jake Paul or a Paul?
I'm old enough, mate.
We're always eating coolers in this weather. I know.
I couldn't do it.
But at least it's...
Whoa, it works!
That worked quick, dude. Look at this.
That's crazy.
Are they good?
They work.
Yeah.
I don't know what's in them. It worries me.
sand. Sand is the key to most human inventions. Most technology is just
sand when you think about it. Really? Do you like sand? I love sand. We taught it to
think and that's why we have computers. Okay, this is a wrap-up. I don't know about that.
I just know about Anakin's take.
Well, all silicon is sent.
What?
Yeah.
In what universe is it?
Are you in dude or something?
What?
We get it from the beach.
We do a couple of things to it and then it all of a sudden is taken.
Okay.
This is why a ram costs so much now.
The beaches are disappearing.
One zeroes, baby.
One zeroes in sand apparently.
It's iron.
You say he's correct.
It's glass.
What?
How do you know this? And why do you know this?
Much like Chris Broad I'm a wealthy,
strange and useless knowledge.
You're walking from your pursuit now.
Can't abandon me. You're getting up again.
The least I can do is stand out here for three and a half minutes.
You're on holiday, for Christ's sake.
I don't think my legs are going to work for us.
It's a pleasure to be wearing these. These are not waterproof at all.
Wicked layer!
Oh sorry, my bad, I haven't had enough of it yet.
I thought you needed to put that wet fish out of its rain right now though.
That would be beneficial.
6'7 in the number plate. Oh yeah! And a 4'3.
Not 4'4 coming off.
How do you feel being an honorary vangame member?
Great, great. You guys are fun.
Pretty sure you're feeling good.
He's been making the van smell a bit of security in the back.
I've not smoked him since 9am.
Don't lie. Sure would have guessed mine, haven't I?
Mind you, you can drink now, technically.
Not a moving vehicle.
Well, yeah. You're not driving.
You can't have alcohol open in a moving visual in the United States.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it, you can there?
I know.
Can someone fact check that before I get a slight idea?
No.
Why is everyone standing over there in the corner?
Oh, cool.
I mean, I've just made his entire trip.
I'm there.
I'm in the US.
I'm hoping to stay in the water.
I'm hoping to stay here.
Is this a different gear?
And I do bring the gear while the car is going?
It's a great pleasure.
I don't know it was, but...
I was thinking, cool.
Let's take one step closer.
No, no.
Well, let me try.
Which gear do you think is right now?
Chalk-e-pe-cheek.
Yeah, thank you for that.
Give me a nice chat to your B2, it'll tell us.
I only have one way to find out.
Yes.
Very good, Mark.
Your thing is not that bad.
So, you're not kidding me?
It's because I'm eating ice cream.
I'm like a chameleon, it's like it's brought so loud, but I don't know what to do with it.
I don't really have much like energy, but that's like, it's a hot thing.
I'm adding some more to it.
I don't really want to drink water, because I hear it's like, it's not hot, you know what I'm saying?
You're drinking, you're having coolish.
There's only like two weeks in a year where I can have this delicious dessert.
And this is the day.
Not tomorrow where it's sunny or not looking out, or it's lovely.
Oh shit.
No!
He's sitting cool, he's sitting alive!
Oh!
I think it was me.
Yes, it was.
Tell me a matter.
One new organist don't have any.
Yeah, the rain feels so heavy.
It's 23k.
Oh, is it 23?
Yeah, it's going to get dark for sure.
I'm not sure.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
I don't know something about it.
Oh.
Great.
Morning.
So what about that dirty water?
The dirty water?
Yeah.
Oh, did you get a verdict on it?
No.
Shall I?
Do we have a verdict?
Let's find out.
I'm pretty sure you can.
You can drink slack.
That's one person.
Okay.
Just one guy.
I've got whole street help.
Getting water.
I'm pretty sure you can.
You can drink slack.
That's one person.
Okay.
Just one guy.
getting warm. It will! It's the lower US because it can't be trusted. It's the
lower US because we can't be trusted. I'm pretty sure in Japan it's legal. It's
legal. It's legal. It's legal. It's legal. It's legal. It's legal. It's legal. I'm pretty sure it is.
You're not driving. Yeah but the driver could sneak something. No. They're
It's so honorable here.
Oh, I'm not my umbrella.
Wait a minute.
It's sliding.
Exactly.
I mean, if it was me, however, with a whistle, that'd be dangerous.
You got a little bit?
I'm working.
I'm working. It's ice cream.
I thought you meant the other stuff.
That's okay.
Let's go over there.
Get Chris out, good luck.
Oh, oh, oh no.
I think I stopped going in with this thing.
Oh my God!
Oh!
Time to get out of here.
It's a solar here.
You want to get out?
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
Go ahead and say it.
Yes.
Well, it certainly doesn't sound clear, though.
I want to get out and say it.
No, he's not going to say it.
A Christmas song, anyway.
Anything.
Listen, I'd love to hear you on the day of your Christmas.
Thank you, imagination.
So you only need to see what you can see something like that.
Oh my God! That's how it's done!
It's so fucking exciting in it!
That's coming this way as well.
You can lighten it up.
How's it going?
You're like, what's going on?
Oh my god that's some serious hail.
Oh my umbrella's stuck.
You don't have to imagine Chris, we can do it right now.
It is too dangerous. I agree. This is coming in the direction you have been cycling in.
Yeah, sure. See you again in the driver's seat.
Oh my God. This is crazy, Jack.
Oh god.
I need some more paint.
No, it's about a quarter of an hour.
I think I'm supposed to get it back in there.
I wish from the sky.
Yeah, we'll get the paint back in there.
Yeah, we'll get the paint back in there.
You didn't even have paint.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, we have a five-chair and we'll hope we get better if we do something like that.
So we have 23km left.
And we have...
It's not about the distance, it's about the weather.
On a not really windy day.
What is this? This is like behind our paleo.
This is how you get a mochi? Just regular mochi? Yeah.
Are you sure it's a windowfall?
Oh my god.
What are you actually doing there?
Imagine doing what you're now.
Stop. What are you doing?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's actually a paleo trap.
That's not really what I'm talking about, it's where I'm in.
Is this where you're in?
Well, this is actually full on hail.
Yeah, that's pretty easy.
How do you feel?
I mean, you've only gone outside.
Hmm, good point.
Yeah, I guess we'll wait.
Apparently, the weather's been five o'clock, it doesn't feel like it's any closer than that.
We've got those 6,000 dudes get better at this.
Yeah, they do.
Keep going. You've got this.
Thanks, man.
Say something about that.
Thank you.
You might stop.
Oh, keep going, Monk. Keep going, Chris.
You can do this.
I miss your answer.
Can you do it again, so I can see it?
I know your answer.
I know your answer.
He did tell me.
We're on 237,000 days, which is kind of insane
Yep, he's so happy
My mind is somewhere entirely different
This is no good.
Oh, it's really hot here.
Oh, he might fucking put it.
Give it all to Sponge Cake.
Oh.
That's sweet like that.
Oh.
That's good.
I think that's like the best part of this, you can, is that when you're in a green
and store, it's like, I can control the new things.
You can earn it.
I've earned this sweet place to be.
Good physical morning, but Japanese.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
You know, it's like...
The wind was terrible, and that looks like four minutes of doing that cycle just now.
I'm at the rainstorm anyway, heavy.
But it's not... I could reach out my whole body, yet well.
What a horrible life, so far.
Yeah, it's true.
It's a good thing right now.
Yeah, it's...
It's not really getting any better than the last two days.
You're paying on for this but I'm blowing it now.
Dude!
You need to pick me up.
$500, thank you.
Should we wrap it up?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That is actually such a nice...
It looks like it's...
Coming down?
Don't say that.
I just want a snake.
I need it to be real.
It's a trap.
I mean it's a...
It is.
It's a...
Oh, what?
No, wait.
Yeah, I mean...
We would have been on the roadway back.
Yeah, I mean...
I think that was probably correct.
Yeah, I mean...
It's probably correct, of course.
Fells wants some DC.
That's CG.
Oh, you're right. There isn't any DC in this country, is there?
Uh, no, it's not that common, though.
Is it because...
I think it does taste worse than Godzilla, though.
It does, but...
You got hooked on it?
I don't know.
My mother
Would drink Diet Coke and it always be in the house
and so I think I
inherited that trade I
Think they want this continue it, but there's a die-home. Oh, yeah, they need to wait
No one knew is getting hooked on Diet Coke
Diet Coke just tastes way worse.
Diet Coke was their first attempt at making it taste like Coke, but have no sugar or anything.
It's all bad.
It's all bad.
I mean, it came out in the 80s, right?
Yeah.
And then they had a much better attempt at it with Coke Zero.
But some people are just, like, I don't know, nostalgic, stubborn, what have you.
Have you tried the white one?
We've been the white one.
There's a white Coke Zero that's got fiber in it to help you poop.
Oh yeah.
Is that the one right next to this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was scared of that.
I don't even know what that is.
It's that, but it's got five running to the left.
Oh, the 20th one is still swimming.
The 20th one is still swimming.
You lost your vision, bro.
He's getting the final lap.
OK, dare I say it looks like it's put it up.
Every time you say that.
Can you look up the window to another five months?
Look, look, that's like, it's phasing, right?
Well, it's focused on the actual window rather than the side, but it looks okay.
Yeah, right?
Sounds okay.
But the floor is very ripply.
Oh, no, it's still ready.
This is not curfew anymore.
That's true.
I have to say, we need these cars in other regions of the world, because I would have one.
This is such a nice car.
Why is there not an executive minivan anywhere else in the world but here?
This is absolutely delightful to be in.
So you're a licensed, you can drive it?
I do, and I'm an IDP too.
Oh, then you should drive it.
I don't think my feet would enjoy the pedals too well here.
Please check right off, good go.
Alright, back, apparently you missed a 2.5k donor.
Oh yeah, you did.
Oh, where did it go?
Oh, I did. Let's listen to this.
Come on, always try to break my donor record.
Lady Q.
Oh my, I'm so sorry I missed that.
That's so fucking mean of me.
No, you got it.
I'm also.
There we go.
2.5k on the kill.
I should have made a record.
At least you should have allowed a big deal job.
And there is more.
I, uh, I...
I think...
At least the gold of the lake...
This is the good place.
...is where it can watch you suffer in real time.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm from Washington State, where it rains a lot, and even I get annoyed with that
amount of rain.
Much love.
The kind queen of the Moth Kingdoms here.
I love IVF.
Yeah. Can flat cycle the 23k in the hail?
Attribute to my driver.
You just want me to do it?
Just because I'm weird at that.
That's the 2.5.
And this year I was able to land a big girl job.
So here's to the immune deficiency.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Keep it up, guys.
Always try to break my door.
That should be applied twice the pressure of much.
That's okay.
Thank you, lady.
Thank you.
Thank you, lady.
Thank you, lady.
Okay it looks like it's a 45-kilometer-round speed.
Yeah I mean I could have told you that.
Is this the new weather?
This is so pl- I'm sorry this is so pleasant.
This is the new version as well of this car.
Wow.
It has two USB-C's.
It's got a full plug here.
It has an AC 100-
It's a trash-taste car.
I mean honestly, I really want to like that car like this.
It's been so convenient.
Do it like, hit everywhere in it.
Yeah, it's nice.
And the cupholder is so good.
Yeah, that long?
Oh yeah, show this, show this.
It's so nice.
It's like an old school CD player.
Get out of town, are you kidding me?
Carbon fiber trim.
Plating above the carbon fiber.
Contrast stitching
Stitching along the leather desk. Get out of here man. Wireless carplay, wireless Android Auto.
So, uh Kelly, what's it, I mean what's it even missing?
Slap. Hold on, hold on, we gotta do the, we gotta do this test, mirror test.
right?
Oh!
Oh!
Damn!
It failed that pass.
This needs to slide out.
Oh really?
Yeah.
This needs to slide.
This needs to have like, six inches of motion.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah.
No, that's a fail.
They failed the straight pipes.
Send it back.
Send it back?
Yeah.
You guys should get some money off this.
Ha!
There we go.
We're going to need a plan on what we're going to do too.
Oh, that's quite a tree, I still don't think.
Let's get going.
This is something to get there.
I'm going to have to bump that ice on the action.
I'll be keeping it long.
I can't do that.
You can do the audio.
I can't touch anything.
Oh, I see what you mean.
Yeah, I can.
In that regard, yeah.
Sure, man.
I don't know whether this spot is where you are.
No, it's not.
I think we just have to bump it all the way to the other side.
Yeah, it's gonna get dark.
Yeah, it's gonna get dark.
There's shots somewhere around here.
Yeah, they'll be in the helmet here.
Yeah, they'll be in the helmet here.
See?
Yeah.
That's gonna help so much.
That's the camera's got a few lay-lights. Thanks for that.
Well, this one does. The action camera.
It's a little lay-line, though.
Uhhh, webcam mode.
See you buddy.
Alright.
Where do we tag next?
Alright, alright.
I gotta look into importing one of those things, dude.
That's incredible.
You were obsessed with the brand.
You don't have to wear clothes like that in America.
Nothing like that.
I mean, you can get like a Toyota Sienna,
but it's gonna be just like a people mover.
It's like a leather stitched dashboard.
Beautiful.
There's some so-and-so.
Does this feel?
I'll also make sure your mic's okay.
I'm going to make sure your mic's okay, because you might feel like it might be loud.
It's what that looks like.
Oh, it's shrouded.
You've been at six or seven hours in the last one, man.
So it makes sense.
Please try that out, mate.
Somewhere over there.
Swordjump's hold where I've been told there's an on set today.
Running it work. Is there?
Oh, you guys are sending me back right after. I don't even have a room at the hotel tonight.
I'm just sending back the shit out of worries.
The Elmsons you've been getting, this is the one day I really need the Elmsons.
Yeah, that's a fucking kidding.
I'm dreaming of hot water.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, we're done.
Yes, this is some fucking idiot.
25, kid.
Not 23.
Oh, fuck me.
No, it's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
Fix the terrain, never you.
I just wish it was 21.
I was in a surprise left.
What?
Oh, okay.
Got a good list of nations with Jacks.
We're fucking going through it today.
We're going through it.
But man, it looks beautiful.
So the sun is going to set in an hour.
We have 25K.
Realistically, let's be honest.
In an hour at a good pace, it can be 14.
We're going to be doing plan 11k in the dark.
That's not what you want to do.
You got to get it done.
Do you think Chris's natural insulation
is helping or hindering him in the wind and rain?
Oh, hell I think him, bro.
JK, good job all of you.
Also did Schlatt get his e-bike?
He did.
but he was not adequately prepared for the rainy conditions.
Hail, bro.
Hail, that wasn't even on my agenda of weather, biomes.
I don't even know if that was possible.
You know what I mean?
I don't even think that was like an option.
Hail, fucking hail.
Kind of biblical ass fucking weather effect is that.
So fucking stupid.
Sun's out, the sun came out and the rain stopped just as we were doing the last stretch.
You know how I take it though, you know?
Anything, anything.
Alright, we'll catch.
That's not what we had.
I'm going to leave it to you guys to donate.
Because I'm just going to lock the fuck in.
So just like I stretched down.
Yes, you can hear I'm kind of tired.
It's mainly like the cold.
It is like contracting my
ability to breathe.
So like I'm breathing fine, but I can't really talk.
So, probably add a little bit more.
Oh, you know what?
It's like giving me a balaclava and it has been helpful.
I do really appreciate that he gave this to me.
It's like he's on the bike with me.
I'm carrying him.
I'm carrying his big body.
Okay, let's look in boys. Let's look in for the set. I'm on the road you said. There's
like four separate times where I wanted to be like I'm done. I can't do this today.
But we're going to power through. We're going to get the stun even if we have to
fucking go in there. We're going to get the stun boys.
Here comes the sun, also EW, where booby, weather actually looks mint right now.
Dude, now you're jingling.
So proud of everyone involved.
Much love, when it rains it pours.
But please don't let that disparage you.
We're cheering for you.
This is, on a critical note, the worst day, and I had a motorcycle accident.
And it's like not even fucking close.
You have the worst problem.
I was sharing at a hotel breakfast this morning.
And that shit was so fucking bad.
The only good thing they had at breakfast was fried chicken.
It was such a bad breakfast.
And it was so expensive.
It was 25 bucks each.
And the coffee was in a pot, which is fine.
I just expect more for that price point.
And it's like, I'm looking at this fucking hurricane outside and I meet my sad fried chicken.
The salad bar was full of leafs and I don't even know what dressing I'm going to earn.
I've heard of it.
You always help me feel better and give me hope when things are tough.
We believe in you. You've got that.
Oh, things are tough.
We're cheering you on hard.
The only way this thing can get worse is if I suddenly ship myself.
Which I'm not rolling out of this point. There's some customers. What the fuck is that hell?
You're kidding me. What is that? I've never seen a hill that big.
What the fuck?
I remember watching the first cyclop and now you are on the fit.
You're the only person for doing this.
Lock in!
I need a warm-up anyway.
So I need this.
This will help me.
I need this.
That is a fuck tail.
Good news, we're warming up.
Bad news, we're not close.
It'll warm up now, though.
Wiggle your toes, by the way.
helps. Always remember, a hillup is a hill down. You've got this. Go, go, go, go. That's
true man. That's smart. That's a freaking smart of you. That's a freaking smart, Chad. Keep
Don't need it because I want to have smart you are
All right, go bad news this hill keeps going for a while
Good news is it'll go down
Booby, don't pass.
Oh, this hill goes on fire.
Well, well, I gotta show you guys this.
Can I show you this?
Dude, that's so beautiful.
Let's go.
I call on Chris and team. Amazing work you both for today.
Thank you.
Cycling in this terrible weather for charity.
Keep on going and hope for less rain.
Very many.
this sucks man but the wind has gone and there's no rain so we can crush this
last set because fuck doing it tomorrow
there's a mission to be done from within from out there the hills won't hold us
the rain won't stop us a flat tire won't halt us so let's push on you've
You've beaten the steeper hills before.
This one's nothing.
You've got this.
Keep on biking.
Connor, that was some of the worst weather I've seen on a cyclophen.
Respect to you and Chris for pushing through it.
Stay safe and stay strong.
Should have done the cyclophen in the UK, Connor.
It's non-stop amazing weather.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
I don't believe you.
The hills are alive with the sound of Connor cursing.
I'm not sure if IDF helps people outside of US, but I'm helping.
Oh my god, my pants keep getting caught in the fucking train.
I've been made it for a live stream, time to make my annual tax-deductible donation.
Here's Joan Boyz.
Here's Tom Mann.
These pants are killing me.
I'm gonna get a head and then uh, pop a kickstand and tuck them in, I'll rip them off, I gotta fucking know.
You hear that? That's my fucking pants.
Die of care, it's cause the seagulls act like the seagulls of worlds, and I love it.
You were legends.
Thank you.
Watching from Australia with my husband and our dog called Potato.
It's our third sightclap. I'm so proud of you guys.
Keep on going. You can do it.
I was in an Australian town with a dog.
It's four degrees. It's four degrees.
Two years ago around this time of year I tried to take a train around this coast but it was
cancelled midway because of high wind and heavy snow Goodell underscore.
Yeah.
From a doctor in Australia who's seen the damage I did, fight a good fight.
Also, workers of the world unite.
No, no, no, no, it wants us to turn up this hill.
You're fucking kidding me.
You're kidding me.
Why?
I'm taking the map. There's no fucking way
This is your anime protagonist struggle montage moment the feet that hill turn the tide
Level up go go go you got this as we say in Norway if that hill life goes up with
Yeah, I mean I think I think we have to go down this
Yeah, I mean...
Okay.
All right.
Sure.
Chris is going to help us.
Also, there's no known-zero chance to signal one last up there,
but we got to send it. I mean, it saved so much time.
We're going up there, yes we are, but it saves like 10 kilometers.
I think it does at least, maybe the van gang.
I'm looking at the map, can you check as well?
Because I think...
So we can follow the coastal route, but it looks like that saves a lot of time,
because we're basically cutting over the mountain.
Well I don't know how much we're going on, that's a thing.
Sorry, I was just figuring it out right now.
I don't know.
He didn't say anything.
You didn't tell me anything. I don't know.
You see what my map says?
I don't know. What do you think?
What's better? Busting a nut for downhill after uphill.
Okay. Let's go then. Okay. I'll ignore it.
Let's go. Alright. Ignoring it.
I don't know why Google sent me to go up there. My GPS was
like, go up there, man. It'll be so freaking fun. You'll love it.
$240,000!
Thank you guys.
I very much appreciate that.
Gigachats.
Gigacards.
Gigacards.
G.I.Goochats.
Gigachats.
How many times can I get TTS to mispronounce this word?
Love you.
Love you.
You legends.
I don't know how much time it adds to go along the coast, but I mean quite frankly, I think it doesn't fucking matter
I think we just fucking send it. I tucked in my pants, too
So it should be okay
I'm mostly worried about chat. I'm gonna be real with you. It's the dark
We don't really like to cycle in the dark because it's not the safest
Doesn't mean it's not safe
It's just like, you know, it makes it more difficult for sure
Thanks for gaming on hard mode for a good course and making the world a better place.
Um...
Icona.
You know, it's not the safest, but you can do it.
Due to 1k down, I'm not even fucking kidding me, I'm sorry, I can support and donate more.
That is so kind.
Thank you.
GL.
That's what it's about, man!
I miss beautiful downhill!
Oh my god, it's so beautiful.
I've been saving up money all year just for this occasion, so I'm going all in.
Oh my god, it's beautiful.
Oh baby.
Just behind me.
Yeah, he's behind me.
Beautiful waterfalls all along this.
I don't know if you saw that one.
That was beautiful.
The one we saw earlier was more beautiful.
Damn!
Look at that beauty.
Look at that!
Oh, nice!
Okay, the wind is back though. What I'm learning is that going along the coast actually fucking sucks.
So honestly I might have preferred the mountain. I'm not going to lie.
I would rather a mountain than wind. I'm not even kidding.
I would rather go vertical. I would rather walk twenty-two kilometers and cycle into more fucking wind.
But you know, we'll see.
But the view?
Yeah, the view is kind of thick, but we have 20 more kms.
and another domain. The clips, especially the ones with shat, are awesome. Keep it up, fellas.
Keep up the good work, all of you. Even Jay Shat.
What a crazy last stretch. Hang in there. That's like if I've ever seen one.
Hey, Connor, I heard there are milks with the onsen you were staying at tonight.
Oh!
Keep it up.
Let me speed up real quick, then!
from Te Wumba. Australia stay safe on those wet roads.
Thank you. Although you know, it's finally cleared up.
We were in a biblical grade storm and yeah, it's okay now.
First time catching a cyclophan live and wanted to contribute even a little bit.
Love what you all have accomplished and to everyone who has helped.
appreciate that a lot. Tomorrow is our longest day I think. Actually I think the
first stretch of this cycle is the hardest. Like the first half is like
way harder because of the city kind of spread. So that kind of sucks.
This is right behind me, I'm going to slow down so we can catch up, yeah so it's like
the next four days I think are pretty brutal, you know which does suck, type shit, but you
You know, that's part of the fun.
You know, Jack, I've been real with you, it was so lonely when I couldn't hear you guys
in that 3K earlier, when my tire popped.
I don't know what was going on.
I think I had cyber psychosis.
Ha!
with a lifetime of health struggles who is still struggling I want to thank
everyone for their hard work. Love you all less than three.
There you go, you man.
But you know the weather tomorrow is looking good, so that's something.
They've had their fun with the rain now.
Dude, train!
Did you guys see it?
I don't know if I showed it.
That was cool.
I like that a lot.
That's a good omen. That's a good omen I think.
Okay, I'm warming up
which is nice.
We've only done a QQ 5k here in about 20 minutes.
So you can do the math how long this is going to take.
We're not going to be until 7pm. It's going to be a long day.
When I get to the top of this, like, little hill, oh, it's a crust.
And what's the first day?
Looks like I joined on the worst day possible.
Oh, yeah.
Keep up the good work, Connor.
You're a legend.
Thank you, man.
You will have to cycle 0.7 kilometers more, but you avoided another 100 meters vertical climb.
Two times more climb than what you did.
Okay.
No, right, right.
And London school.
And London school.
Yeah, but I would get a hundred meter downhill, too, right?
The Chilling School passes, and despite this,
the two of the both of your phones are not...
And honestly, the wind is kind of bad.
I'm not going to lie.
It's kind of beautiful.
You inspire us to move around, sir.
Keep going.
Boss, you're both doing an amazing job.
Thank you.
Well done, Connor.
The signal might have gone, though.
I wish I had been passing on it.
Thank you.
All right, I survive.
Well, you guys said I had uphill?
I got uphill coming?
Huh?
More?
I don't mind a little bit.
I'll take it a little bit.
I have no more though.
Go forth, push until the end, for the weak, for the strong, for those who may know cannot.
History will be made.
That's true, man.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh man, this has been a hard day.
And the sad part is that we're not done yet, and we've got more to go.
You know?
I'm like reflecting on it. Like I'm already yeah, I'm already like in that bath mentally
I'm like damn. What a hard day
how they
Go in the 41 degree bath and decide whether or not to go in the 45
Don't work that just send in some support. I don't even watch this year in red
I mean the ocean is beautiful, I won't lie, however the wind is a problem, oh man, she
started making it slow.
Dude, it's crazy man.
Why are they stopping me from trying to do this day?
Get out of my way!
Wind, bitch!
For the viewers gorgeous sir, remember grass man.
Alright.
Let's cross.
It's pretty far away. Let me slow down a bit.
My more needs to sail.
SAIL!
Sorry, I just can't say that.
With that thing about the guy who sings the sail.
I mean, does that sail really loud?
I like that part of the song.
Oh, you gotta be kidding.
Dude, I see a storm behind us.
Is that coming towards us?
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
I see a giant storm cloud behind us.
That's not coming towards us, is it?
Well, here, first time catching the stream, glad it's the cycle from right now.
Keep going.
Thanks man.
I'll cycle it.
Yeah, I think I'm going to try that.
That's my next course of action.
You know what's good, Chad?
But we've had like very challenging weather, right?
And like, whoa, whoa, what is that?
OK, this wind is a problem.
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do you look at that what cool what cool you man I feel too bad here in your
pain of up-nose, not to donate. Keep it up.
What a view, man.
Oh, there's sort of, like, imagine we ended on this
and we had it, like, the best day ever.
And then, like, the conditions were fantastic and...
Just imagine it, man. Like, this would have been
absolute cinema.
That's what all your master was playing.
You've powered through a lot since I went to bed.
You guys are so amazing.
You can do this.
The fog is so good.
You must climb faster.
Thank you for all the hard work that you've done on it.
You can do this.
OK, can I be real for a second, Chad?
I really do think going up the mountain would have been
better, because we would have ensured this from the wind,
because this is pretty bad.
This is like doing double.
I'm serious.
Wow.
That's so sick.
The views are crazy this way, but the wind is so bad, because obviously it is, because
we're going along a coastal route, that it is genuinely like, it's like double, everything
is double.
pedaling is double.
A speed is like a third.
I can't go forward.
I would kill for a train to appear right now.
Man, I'm pissed that we didn't go up the fucking hill.
Please don't bike in the dark tonight.
It's not worth the risk to you and Chris, especially with the storms and wet roads.
We have to buy another bag.
Donating for this gorgeous skyline.
Have a beautiful cinema morning.
You kind of have no choice, man.
That's the point.
You guys are keeping me safe there, right?
Right?
Right, guys?
Dude, Chris is going really slow, I'm worried about him.
He's going like half what I'm doing, and I'm going pretty slow.
Oh, shit.
That's not good.
He's spent, bro.
He's spent.
Yeah, I think I'll light this on a bike, we'll be all right.
Oh boy, oh boy, the weather's been crazy.
You've got this guys.
I'm never taking a coastal pack ever again.
It's like the most beautiful thing ever, like unequivocally, it's not even close.
this wind is like so bad. That is so beautiful. I can't even plan anymore. That's so nice.
That is literally the life of note.
Dude. This is crazy. Man.
You want a drone right now, no.
How the hell do you think the drone is going to survive these winds?
I'm 170 pounds, 80 kilograms of pure fat.
I've got me and I'm struggling the same way.
You can take me from the beautiful view now.
Keep up the great work.
I'm going to wait for Chris.
I think Chris finally deserves his background.
dude he's far behind me. oh no.
look at the sign wobbling. the sign is wobbling.
and guess what it's not in my direction.
Oh, dude.
This is a bad time to say we should have gone up the mountain.
The wind is just ridiculous though.
I can't, I can't barely like pedal.
I'm not saying, look, I'm not saying it's something
that's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life,
but I'm also saying that it's really freaking hard to cycle.
Yeah, what I was gonna say, Chad,
is that there's a massive silver lining today.
We have some of the worst weather conditions,
And you had a feed of a camera that pretty much never cut out.
Even if it died now, I don't care.
The fact that we got this camera to work
through all those horrible conditions.
We're live streaming.
Like, we're sending a feed of this live with good audio,
good visuals.
We have a tiny amp that's not like 30 minutes of Fs.
We've got that all the time.
She didn't rain man. Rain is like bullshit.
What is it?
No, it's like an actual water.
I mean the view is amazing.
Oh you looked at it.
Oh, I see
Yeah, these beautiful the man it sucks we've made like no progress
Progress must be made Christopher
I just don't want the wind to pop off.
Yeah, it's a whole lot.
I know.
You're in the horse, bro.
That's my leg.
It's long enough.
It's not a rotation.
That's my leg.
It's like a speeder.
It's still the same exxon.
That big cloud is still behind us, Chad.
You wouldn't be having to know if that's another thunderstorm, would you?
I did not think I would be eating sunglasses at 5.40pm, but thank God I have them all now.
Okay, we're following a road that turns. Surely the wind will turn with it? Surely.
Surely, chat, right? Right, chat? Right?
We've got 18k left and we've got another climb that's fine hey that's fine hey for a climb
with me fuck it spit on my face while we're at it too what else could you throw at me
today you know this thing's already been shit so we're going left so we're going left
and I hope that the sea, because it is directly like coming right this way, the wind right now,
I'm getting direct full frontal wind blasting. This should be at least a 40 manus valve,
whatever is being casted on me. This is like a final fantasy, like a fucking Shiva being summoned,
the shit that's been done to us today.
Don't worry, the wind will turn, and continue to be in your face the entire time.
That's, that's, um, that's nice man, that's really, that's really good to hear.
I'm so happy to hear that.
I'm so happy that the wind is going to be my place for the next hour and a half.
That makes me so fucking happy.
I told you how happy that makes me.
I'm so freaking happy.
Love from the UK, I have to go to work, good luck for the rest of the day, light blue
hearts, good morning from Poland, keep on peddling, also the view is impeccable.
Don't shoot my boy.
Yeah, now that I'm warm, it's okay, it's just really, really, really hard when I don't feel
like I'm cold.
Because you just can't do anything.
Like your body starts shutting down when it can't warm it up anymore.
It's like, well, I guess I'll fucking give up and die.
You're like, bro, why don't you program that in?
I really feel like we should have programmed something else.
Like maybe, you know, we can, like, our body produces like a heat pack, you
I don't know, man, I just feel like there must have been, there must have been more options here.
Maybe we can get 250k today though. That would be crazy, that would be an $80,000 raise today.
Should be honest with you, Chad, if it's any day that deserves it, it's this day.
You know what's fucked, they built a wind wall. They Yassuo W right here.
For the cars! Cars don't need that! I need it!
I'm still getting pushed.
Good morning from the wrong slab in Brighton.
Hey.
The guys have got this.
What's up, man?
Nice to see you again.
Die on!
Die on, eh!
Do you hate your coffee?
Slap still with us in memory.
In memory, he's with us.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
still with us in memory. In memory, he's with us. He tragically was arrested finally for
what he did in 2001. I can't even enjoy like this downhill because I'm going to push.
have my soldier oscillating out.
Hi.
This, uh...
This sucks, man.
This sucks. Why is there a weird patch of green on the left there? What is that? Dude,
why is the wind worse here? I'm not pedaling or going downhill. Look how slow we're going.
So when this fully pushing me up this hill, I'm like, this is absurd!
I've never experienced this.
This is ridiculous!
Keep going and don't stop what you're doing.
You're doing amazing.
Keep going, come on.
I should be, I should be rolling down this hill, singing songs to you guys, but I can't.
Hey, this is your doctor, Summer, all around at Johnny's Inn.
Oh, Johnny's Inn, sorry, sorry, Johnny, buddy, I missed that one.
The harder I get, the worse it is that you persist. Don't go.
Yeah, this is dumb. Yeah, this is fucking dumb.
I'm fucking dumb.
Cool. Yeah, cool I guess.
Yeah, I guess that wind is cool.
Yeah, fuck me.
Yeah, fuck me, man. Fuck this!
Look at this!
The fucking construction is gonna come down!
Come on guys, let's get to 250 hay on day three.
Chao chao
Da da da da da da da da
Chao chao
Da da da da da da
Oh dude, if there was a train right now
I would grab onto it, I would do a frontflip onto the top of the train, with my bike in hand and I would, I would ride it to the station.
They got that for what he did in 2000s and what?
Damn, it really was an inside job. Huh?
He also stole that oil he asked for.
Is it me or the Viscity SAI sound like someone from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Yeah, I don't know why Booby's gone.
behind is the impending chaos brought by the other guest.
Yeah, maybe something like that.
I don't fucking know.
When I get angry, I feel like I'm morphing in the slant.
I hear myself going, I don't fucking know.
Well, yeah, I fucking guess I'm a big guy.
What's wrong with me?
I think he's taking us in the green goblin.
I'm becoming, I'm slanted, slanting everywhere.
Hello, hello, from ours.
First year watching Cyclothon, you guys are heck of a...
They're so heavy.
Today's the weather thing of you and you're absolutely smashing it.
Thanks man.
Uh, you know we have
a long way to go.
This is the hardest day of any Cyclothon. This is the hardest day, it's not even close dude.
I appreciate that man, I appreciate all the donations.
Each one gets as close to that two fifty.
Quarter of a million in three days
of a fifteen-day cyclist on chat.
What the fuck can sink in for a moment?
Let's keep the donors going fellas.
Almost two hundred and fifty-k.
Then Z-gang, where you at?
So, this is what it feels like to chew five ducks.
Uh, I think this is what it feels like to make a very poor decision.
That man right there, though, is just paddling.
He's not thinking. He's just all he's doing is one foot in front of the other.
Because that gives you progress. It's not a lot.
But it's something.
And the sunset is nice.
We've got probably like...
I want to say 30 more minutes of sunlight there.
Which might get us...
I don't know.
That'd be nice, because that's only 10K to view in the dark, I think.
And not less than that.
Ah, so it feels doable.
Listen to think about distance.
It always feels insurmountable when you hear the number
or the distance.
But when you start chipping away at it, you're like, OK.
I'm making some dance here.
Ha ha ha ha
Remind a chat if you watch this video for one hour you'll get a bad intro
If you...
Sub
True
True
Um
Apparently there's a turn in a bit
I don't know if that's true.
Oh, I just forgot.
You guys are amazing.
They have to dry everything out.
Keep on keeping them on.
I'm just hoping that with an Indian D-63
I am thankful for your hard work for this foundation.
Thank you.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you so much.
apparently we turn up ahead I don't know hi comma it's me Prince Harry if you
need some motivation just imagine me chasing you with my dodger out okay
that's not a lot of patient that's an offence
Uh, we go up that hill.
We do.
We actually do.
I'm telling you.
Jack, can you verify we go up this hill?
I believe so.
I mean, look, it'll get us out of this fucking seawall.
Let's have a look, let's pull up over here, let's get up.
Yeah, I mean it's a fucking joke of a hill but honestly if we can get us out of this
I will do it. I don't want to make the same mistake that I made earlier.
Dude, that cigarette looks amazing. He looks like such a vibe.
Keep going, boys. You can make it.
I don't even know if the smoke is a cigarette in my life.
Love you, boy.
He made it look so good. That's a loud break.
Okay. Let's have a look.
We can follow the coast around or we can go up it's up to here really.
I just, I kind of want to get out of this fucking coast, the wind is killing me.
That's fun, that's fun.
I just want to get off this route, yeah it's killing me, yeah it's genuinely killing
me.
Okay, we take a right at some point there.
Okay.
Dude, I don't know what it was about that guy just walking
in this beautiful sunset with a cigarette.
I've never had the urge to smoke.
What's your mudwig in China as a bad influence?
I think the mudwig influenced me.
He makes it look good.
I think mudwig is telling us we should all
be sponsored by Big Tobacco.
Why is my beard not changing?
Oh no, that's worse.
Oh, that's definitely worse.
Oh, the hills just that steep.
I was like, why am my gears not working?
I'm going to go.
Two hundred and fifty K soon. Let's do.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh my god, the wind is gone.
Yes, this was the correct decision. For now.
Get me out of here.
2, 10 left, okay, got it, got it, got it.
you
Dude, there's no wind up here. It is so nice. It is so much better. I was just hanging
on that wind man. It was killing me.
What?
Where we go?
Wait, why was it gone?
Oh, it's gone.
There it is.
OK, I'll go.
OK.
OK.
Let's go.
OK.
Let's go.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Let's go.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
What?
There we go.
Wait, why was it gone?
It changed over for no reason.
Okay.
Here we're back, guys.
Yeah, I had a good bit ray. I don't know why I was doing that.
All right.
Ohio from America.
Crazy to think I went to sleep while it was pouring on you guys
and now you're faging out of that wind.
Keep up the good work.
Dude, it's crazy how much better it is up here.
The wind was killing me.
Hello, Connor. Good luck with Michaelton.
This is the first donation I make for a streamer.
Thank you, man.
I don't even care if it's uphill. Honestly, it's easier than one of the trucks we've been cycling in.
It's so nice. This is perfect.
It's so nice without the wind, fuck that wind man.
I think unfortunately we have to go back down there but at least we get a little bit of
reprieve.
15k left.
Yeah.
15k left.
We'll be along the coast for the end.
You look like a snap, Chris.
Very tasty.
This is a cool stretch.
No offense to Schlat, but if Pete treats the sage he is out of shape, tell him he is wrong.
If anything, Schlad just proves how hard this really is.
It is hard.
The national Dutch against the wind-fighting race.
Really learned that cycling with so much wind is humbling.
You're doing so great.
Yeah, man, you're hard.
You realize how...
I've seen that video of the Dutch bridge with a little cyclone.
People can't fucking do it.
You can't even cycle on a flat ground because of the wind.
This is so beautiful though man.
You know like you saw me doing jump king, fucking Pogo.
I don't care how long it takes, I will keep going.
I don't know what's going on with that.
What do we have right now, is that a leg?
We're on 37 degrees.
The box.
Feels okay?
No, it feels fine.
Feels okay. No, it feels fine.
Okay, I mean, if it happens again, I'll just unplug it. I mean, I could swap to the DJI.
Oh, my stream keeps going out. I mean, it's not worth it right now, but if it goes out again, just follow close by.
All right, yeah, what is good there? What is a great idea?
Give my ball into now mobile internet
On the phone. Yeah
All right, you ready? Just can't carry on this
That's gonna be a bit of shit though, we got it.
Thank you.
Oh my, oh my fucking ring came out of you.
I need to be kidding me.
There we are.
Hell, yeah, it's kind of a chill hill though.
Sorry, I was messing with my pants.
$215,000 L-E-T-S-G-O.
Let's get it, fucking boys. Let's fucking get it, boys.
And you know, it's so nice with the wind being on it.
I mean, it's still a bit here, but relative... Okay, I'll change it.
That is such a cool thing on the bridge, look at the shell.
Yeah, that's so cool.
I still though, this is like way better than down there.
I'm very glad we're out here.
This reminds me of Hokkaido.
Very much like Hokkaido.
Well, I'm not going to stop you, that doesn't even have to run to the coast.
Yeah, so cool.
I love it when it looks like this.
Lucky we've still got a bit of sunlight.
It's like a no-man's road, she goes to nothing.
I was just upheld chat, I was confusing when that fell.
And now, the end is near.
You going to sit next?
No.
The rain starts today, we should be having fun.
Really?
That's where I'm on today, the North Korean missile.
haha
yeah
Not fun.
Damn, who would have thought the giant open field would be windy too?
I thought it would be mountains.
I haven't heard a DTS in a while.
Are you guys alive?
Are you guys freaking alive?
Are you guys even freaking alive right now?
What a day.
You're the hardest part about these days, charters, in the morning.
Because you're wet, you're soaked, and it's ten fucking hours.
Fight it down, wind boy.
And you know you're going to be out.
Hang on to score.
El dann spor el dann sbor
Dude the cranes are so-
The cranes are getting blown back
The birds can't even fly forward
That's fucked
But we gotta cut through it
Okay
You woulda beattnaature
how 11k done though 14 to go oh yeah we're gonna be silent for a while
Why did booby leave us?
Why did booby frickin' leave us?
You know the wind's bad up here, but it's so much better than it was down there.
Let's cheer these guys on for the final stretch of the day.
Come on, guys.
You can do it.
13K left, man. That's what I want to hear.
Oh, no. It's getting dark, so my light shows up on Chris now.
We normally do everything we can on our power to avoid siphoning in the dark, but unfortunately
it can't be helped. Sometimes the conditions just make it so tough.
I have been getting into powerlifting and loving my own journey.
That's awesome, right? I'm trying to hear that.
Brian, Doko, you here.
What's up, Brian?
Just got to remember, if it back comes, I got to turn around and go with the wind.
I got a plus five movement bonus.
I should be at some point.
Still better than the coast though.
Greetings from Yee-Haw Country. Keep on going, you too.
Monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go, monk go.
Ah, green power. This will be the headquarters for the, uh, all the wind turbines around here.
Keep going, lad. Pedal. Pedal to reach the fried chicken. Pedal so that you can hear Mouse's next song. Would you kindly keep pedaling?
I got you. I got you.
Come on guys, 250. Come on guys, let's get 250.
We can do it today. That'd be such an insane place to be at.
250, we can do it boys. Let's get it.
I'm wet, I'm cold, it's dark.
All I have is a keg to eliminate my view
and the movie GTS, hopefully, hopefully comes back.
Is it true, if Benius joined as a trio for the Nuzlocke, it will be like you to join
in the fort in Sally City.
I got laid off from Epic Games last week, was planning on waiting to donate, but you
We need the encouragement after a truly difficult day.
Dude, get off there.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Oh, this is so beautiful, man.
This is so nice.
Just imagine if we had sun, if we had fucking wolves.
We're gonna be so nice in Osaka, though.
It's gonna be so beautiful.
Yeah, I'm not gonna make it,
but you know, if I were to make it,
it would be so nice and beautiful.
To keep up the motivation sausages,
hardened cream, soja, butter, chicken, jihad...
Stop! Stop!
Listen up boys, you have galed hills, braved winds,
and withstood hail.
And soon we will crush that donation goal.
Thank you for your hard work.
Let's raise some money for Cold Dog and the Iron Mouse Defense Force.
Thank you.
Cykelford is always such an inspiration to me.
You're such a ruse of women.
Don't get them immunity deficiencies, boys.
Cheers from the others.
That fucking tire.
I mean, just sitting like this all day is tiring.
By being in this position, I'm going to be IDF giving what I can.
will be trying harder to earn money to support
thank you for everything you do for people
it's downhill now
fuck for that
and i really meant that man
dude i was not, i've not been
i've only been doing
biking in the sky
doing side of the line
keep going boys
but with you
as a guy who bikes kilometers every day to work
i feel your guy's pain with the weather
keep up the good work
amazing work
through this road is
i love it
this is beautiful
there's no one here
there's like a big hello from car
sorry to see the weather has not been the best but it's for a good cause
you all got this we all believe in you
hello there from telebee
hoping for peace and nothing of all sides in the region
go boys go
L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L,
Hi, I'm moving to Japan with a mate in a few weeks to start my company.
You and Chris have been huge inspiration for us throughout the years.
Oh, hell it is.
Let's go.
Keep going.
You got this.
Less than three.
That is a colossal windmill.
Fuck me.
Can you hear that, chef?
It's called boom, boom.
Connor, Chris, the van gang, guests, and Moussey, thank you so much for being a guest.
That's a monster of a windmill.
To the Iron Mouse Defender.
Fuck the hell!
What the fuck?
Determination and tribe is inspirational.
Take your chance!
keep pushing even if booby decided to avoid his responsibilities early think
about how warm the onsen will be in just over 10k but leesy your pants aren't
ripped in half last year you've almost got it go go go go go go go go go go go
go go yeah yeah yeah go go yeah go go our go go go go go come on check you
It's just insane.
Imagine if you were like,
Chew Chew,
Go Go Go,
You're riding for a great course
And bring joy to thousands.
Thank you for all you do in the world.
You just like listen to Tafari and our stuff.
I could work across Africa with Tafari.
Which that's what I'm about to play, mate.
I'm gonna listen to this shit.
I'm gonna listen to this shit
In 15 days in a row!
me in one to represent each of the students I teach. Thanks for being an inspiration to me.
Keep pushing. You got this. Thank you. Thank God I'm getting an English
I was just hearing like goo goo gacha, and I was like shut up.
That windmill is huge, almost as big as Chris Cake, which ironically makes the same sound when he runs.
I think it's okay man, that's a great kind of view.
We turn off soon.
I don't know, a little bit, maybe like okay, we turn off.
Yeah, on the right we get back down to the coast.
I'll re-watch for PMR, be gang-rised one more time, VL.
You call! Because I know that you guys have the aces!
I see that you have a lot of wins and wins and nothing!
There's nothing!
I
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
So maybe he was one of both of my friends.
Well, Connor's bit rates like 21.
Wake up, wake up!
Connor's bit rates are too low at the moment, so we'll see if he can keep broken.
I look up to American Pete, but I can't scream.
He looks up.
Jeez.
Hey, what's going on, you guys?
I think Pete just broke Connor's stream with his voice.
That's quite an achievement to me, but are you drunk?
He's not drunk!
No, I haven't drank once!
He hasn't ever sipped yet, although we have found out you can legally drink.
Well, next stop.
Okay.
He's next stop at the end, anyway?
Yes.
All right, well, good.
I shouldn't be too happy in the vein, you know?
True.
True.
Well, it wasn't toasty.
Well, that's a beautiful pot over here.
Right after this window, it's actually a beautiful sight.
It's nice, really, with the, you know...
Yeah, you've seen this?
Life.
That's actually a beautiful photo.
It's postcard.
Big guy too drunk to cycle.
No.
No.
Actually, would that be a better excuse?
He would have been using it too many times.
Oh, they're so close guys to 250,000. I think Connor would feel very lovely if we could
reach that before the finish line. Dig deep into those pockets guys, let's help them
out, give them some love. Someone take a photo. You've got screenshots? That's what
that's for. Donate for Pete for Connor for the idea for everyone at the slap.
Do it for me. Do it for me. Yeah. And he might sing a song at the end of the finish line.
Everyone wants you to sing for something.
What would be your finish line? I think maybe an Iron Mouse. No, never mind.
I was going to say, maybe Iron Mouse should donate if she wants to do it.
What was you singing as a finish line?
Nothing, nothing, I'm not going to sing it as a finish line.
I'm not just, I'm not some circus act.
I did it my way.
I'm not singing my...
I'm gonna, okay, here's the thing.
I'm gonna do an actual studio version of mine.
Yo!
Yeah, full instrumental, like, from scratch.
We're making it from scratch.
New composer, new music, new sheet music, new recording of the band, the music.
Is it a band in New York?
Straight up?
No, it's musicians in Los Angeles.
Most of the creation happens in LA.
For the first Christmas album I did, it was entirely done in LA.
I had to fly over there and I spent a week singing my heart out.
hard at and then for the the deluxe version I did last year it was three
songs and I sundered in New York. I'm in the city.
How is your bike back? Is it working or?
I'll see if we can go back to the feed guys see if he's on. You might not
realize if he's on.
Yeah it should be on. Okay let's go back there.
Let's go, let's go, yeah what's up guys?
Let's get it.
Oh, wind.
We turn our left at the end here.
Hey, where's TTS at, boys?
There it is.
Oh, shit, is that what we're going for?
Holy fuck.
This is insane.
What the fuck are we doing?
Holy shit.
Oh my god through the quarry of the gods.
Oh my god the wind is so strong.
Oh my god! What the fuck!
This wind!
I can't wait to sing a duet with my new friend and the guy who let me live another day
The resident evil mind graphic
Please tell me what I'll do anything. I'll do a little or anything to her that we are telling her now
Hard luck with waiting for payday, but was the close to two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
Let's go boys. You got this
things of that onset OUG OUG OUG OUG holy shit we got a 4k donor
first person was alive just pre-ordered the iron watering mouth
sir I love it oh my god that's so kind a 25 dollars donation like this one
supports groups and education program so get their names have a nice more
people like the mouse of iron. Big beach cat. We're at 250,000! Let's go! Thank you mouse!
That's why she said go! So mouse $4,000 to get us there.
Okay, let's read it, yuhi kaigau no hashi bridge.
Yeah, you said it a little better than me.
Maybe a little better than me.
I'm gonna eat a bowl of tuna tonight!
Would you like to know how far we are?
Okay, I won't tell you.
Harukitaku
What?
Yeah, it's been really good to use the show. We couldn't see this all in sunset
But luckily we still got some street lights and a little bit of a twilight
So we're doing alright
Guys, you got this, in clearing for you during Candy's studies from Landshark, Lower Bavaria.
Oh, hey, man, that's...
Hi, boys. Can't donate much, but hope that this will help.
Everything helps. Everything helps.
Being walking the stream in the background while doing assignments.
Goodbye from sea.
I like toasted bread with bean smiley face.
We'll see you, man.
250k, let's go.
Always inspires me that you put your body on the line every year for charity.
True, man. I try.
You will be in the onsen before you know it.
That's true.
That's true.
Let's keep it going, you know?
Let's keep it going.
Of course, this is the fucking hill, man.
It's been hills all day today non-stop hills
It's like you shoot man
The coast is supposed to be flat they like to be
That's kind of me flip up his high beams
I think you do at least.
I'm sorry about that.
First Cyclophan's dream I've been able to catch live.
Keep up the good work, lad.
We caught a legendary shit day.
What an amazing day for donations.
You know, that's what matters.
High again from Australia.
Also awarded the hat and monk plush, the cute.
And again by Mousy Morthineman Roll.
Good luck.
Good luck. I'll have to man.
I'll have to.
I'll have to.
Is this Pham footage? I mean we're approaching Pham.
On...
This is an A24. Where's Ron Pattinson?
He could fix me right now.
Hey guys, I know today was quite difficult, but you guys have done amazing.
We know you care for mastectomy. Your dedication today proves that.
You know, it's not just mast, it's just everyone man. This disease is so cruel.
And it takes everything from them. And, you know, if you can catch it all year on, you can get treatment all year on, but I call it life.
That's what we're all trying to get, man.
I did the opposite. I had good quality of life, and I tried to do the amount of shit quality.
Love you now. Come and company. You are doing AMAIs, ZING work. Much love. Left and free.
This hill is so rude.
You'll feel great. I can't feel my balls, Trec. I genuinely can't feel my balls. I don't know if they're still there. They might not be there.
Maybe I should stand up at some point to check.
We're still back.
This time last year I was dealing with a lot of health issues and the cyclone really
helped me get through it.
I think about this. Connor and Chris.
Here you are, you're next.
Hi, Phillip.
Yep.
I'm told we're getting close to a new one-day record. How could I not be a part of that?
Yeah, this is kind of crazy, dude.
That's the end of it, though.
Until the next film.
Yeah, until the next one. Until the next one.
Luckily this road is not too busy there.
Good job, lads. Last stretch now.
Thompson awaits.
Warman sweeps trope offals waiting for you in Rotterdam.
Chest it up.
Okay, I think my balls are still there.
I think they're still there.
I'm not sure.
I'll find out in the other side.
They might have gone out back in.
I don't know.
They might have gone back.
I just got the lumens in my face.
Where's Schlatt's flashlight?
We need that.
What the hell's going on with your gears?
Oh, you got it.
You got it.
Rip in peace, Connors, now.
But I don't.
I don't care, I'm gone now.
8K, that's not that much.
It's a lot, but it's also not that much, you know?
Well, then before you know it'll be seven,
and then it'll be six, and then you'll miss me there.
My cat's name is Pepper.
I like Pepper a lot.
I think I like it a lot.
I think we'll get on like really freaking well.
The good thing is that my bag, my bag has a little input cover on it, and it's a reflective
green material, like super reflective.
So there's literally no way I call it going to see us, and I've also got a light on my
back.
Can we get OUG in-chat for the amazing job the boys are doing?
I would appreciate some hugs.
I would appreciate that.
Of course we cycle to the Godown Wind Farm, capital of Japan.
At least now it's kind of flat or downhill.
yeah what a slut up to you for just sipping on the cider come the time of
life pretty hitting the heady oh that's the bike company that's the rental bike
company yeah that's their van they're gonna go pick up the bike I think
Hey come pick us up too!
Wait, you can take us as well?
Try one of mine, they won't tell anyone.
You're my hero.
You're my hero!
Ah, we're turning left at that blue sign.
Oh right, sorry, right, right.
You don't remember me, but I donated one K a few hours ago.
Dude, that's insane.
I forgot to mention that you and mouse inspired me to donate the money I was going to.
I was going to
First sleep to cycle up and then woke up and you're still going China you guys are amazing
You've got me and it's a brutal day. Love from the UK
I'm just used to my face being bastard by the way now man. I didn't even play to you know, I
I am the wind now. I'm fucking Windorus, the force-hidden fucking windwong, fucky windboy.
Fucking shitty ass legend, eh? Get mugged by Landorus.
Yeah, we take what the sign says basically.
I actually don't think it's even a turning, I think it's like it's...
Tornadoes? No, fucking tornado.
Bitch, I said about the hurricane today.
His special attack does nothing to me.
My landowners? I don't know, man.
That guy's got hands. You know what I mean?
I can see you. It is like a fan footage horror film.
Yeah, because you're so reflective. So, it's pretty funny.
It looks kind of crazy.
Great work today, fellas.
Keep going strong.
Al-gal-gal.
Beautiful weather, lad.
You guys have done an amazing job going so far in such tough conditions.
Keep it the good work.
Thank you.
I wish I could see the stars. I wish I could see the stars.
That's so nice.
for a moment and the moment's gone. All my dreams pass before my eyes with curiosity. Balls in the
wind. Ball there is balls in the window, seven. I don't know what you're saying. Nothing could
take away from the beauty of the twilight. Bob Patterson, my goat. Team Edward.
We've got a bit of a weird roof.
Well, we're just, yeah, we're all right, we're staying the right way.
Follow me and you'll see a world full of imagination.
A world of pure imagination.
Full of imagination.
Full of world imagination.
Is he picking up the bike?
Yeah, he's picking up the bike.
Yeah, he wasn't picking up the bike.
Love from Germany less than three.
That's so funny.
Why didn't he take me to a real serious question?
SLRS?
There's a car behind us. Let's just let him go.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Do you know the cars, Gar?
There's a car behind you.
Let them go.
Hold on, let me get that car behind you.
Felicity watching and woke up and all are still a bit.
Sending love from Mississippi Yolk got this.
Thank you.
Go, Go Power Monkeys.
You're mighty morphing power monkey.
Eighth degrees downhill, beautiful.
there's a there's a left turn up ahead
I hope this looks like a fucking vibe yeah we can go down here now just follow
the road follow the road yeah no fuck that that is not a path the hell's
Google is full of it, bro.
Oh my god, I think I've got the street lights.
Holy shit. Wind, wind is bad.
Okay, don't wanna go too fast
cause you can't really see the ground perfectly.
You can see it a little bit.
So let's just take it easy, drive safely.
Oh, this is nice.
Yeah.
care about six k away that's nice that'll be nice that's my brakes what the fuck these
brakes are not juiced bro we got to grease them up grease up the brakes
Loosen up a little bit.
Make them effective.
In all seriousness, please be careful in this darkness.
We don't have much left.
There are rules behind project visual aesthetics for the era.
Luckily, there's enough light.
I will watch it.
I glanced at the camera feed earlier.
It looks way worse on the camera than it is in real life.
It is pretty okay to see.
But I imagine the ISO setting on the camera is just not able to handle this level of dark.
So, don't worry, we can see. If I couldn't see, we'd stop. We wouldn't be there.
Oh, that's a boy. He's gaffing us again.
The vending. That's the fucking vending.
Dude. I haven't cycled in the night in a long time. Holy.
It's kind of cool there. It's kind of a vibe.
It is five degrees there.
So not really the vibe I, um, the warmth I was hoping for.
We are really like on the edge of the earth by the way,
so there's literally nothing around here.
Dude, what if I popped a sick fucking cliff?
This is the place to do it, dude.
Running in the nineties.
Our father, Chris, illuminates the way.
We trust him, Chris.
He shows us the way.
I predicted we'd be cycling until 7. It's probably like 7.10.
It's not too bad.
It would have been killer because that's like 12 hours of like rest.
You know what I mean?
I wish we got like 13.
We got to charge everything and clean things.
So it just makes everything difficult
Yeah, not funny
Yeah, it's okay, I mean the wind stopped and the rain's gone so
If it was raining and windy I don't think we could do this. I generally think we'd have to stop but luckily it's not too bad
Yep
We're nearly there.
Thank you guys so much for everything you're doing.
Thanks to you Connor, Chris.
Now can keep my life changed for the better.
Keep up the good work.
Wow, okay.
Really?
We're really doing this on the wind right now?
Okay, this is why I'm never gonna cross over ever again after today.
This sucks.
It's kind of peaceful though, I jinxed it, I did, I did, man.
Oh my God.
5K left, 5K.
Okay.
5K.
Luckily it's a big straight open road, so visibility is going to be good at least for
the drivers that are coming near us but man there's not a soul on this road
oh there's two cars coming
I gotta hear the donation, it's not a shit.
I'm losing my mind.
I'm like an iPad kid, I need some stimulation.
So don't think about what's going on.
So it's gonna be somewhere else.
I need to be somewhere else, you know what I mean?
Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for donating. Thank you guys for being a part
of this. This is insanity.
from Hawaii. Keep up the good work.
There's no cars behind us, no.
No cars behind us.
Oh, I see lights up ahead. That's nice.
4.5K where it boils.
She's the safe guys in the dark in the wind.
It's scary to be honest.
Call your shots. We're almost done for the day. Get those donuts in.
My cat pepper says hello.
We are cheering for you, Falco, did you watch any of the latest Robert Pattinson movies?
I thought they were great and hyped for the upcoming one.
I mean, I'm mad with you really, but I'll re-release them in your time.
Man, these are like weird 824 films, so you don't really get them.
I gotta stand, stand in a second.
These are two marathoners with a distance to cycling today.
This is so dumb.
I've got more to do tomorrow. More than this. That's crazy.
One dollar dono train guys, let's get to 255k before the boys finish.
Ha ha, ha, that'd be nice, right?
Keep it up. Connor and Chris, I'm on order at your stamina and drive.
Thank you, man.
ring ring ring hello is this the world champion hotline just keep pedaling just
keep pedaling go on that and good morning from you
another year another donation from me to once again say rock and stone
Oh, true light. It's nice.
Oh, it's for a train line, okay.
Well, it looks better than I think.
What's the next long game you want to do?
Great work, Guy.
I sort of need five minutes to do it.
Julian Freak here is so cute. Good job.
I do.
Good match.
Yeah, it's cute.
Watching from Okinawa, the river gang rise up, out, get yourself down to the wall, and
on the score.
They have a single streetlight, I appreciate that, you know, they didn't have to put
that bad, but they did. And you know, it was cute.
Watch this train from Mousonview Wiring Labour with my first child and it's helped a lot.
Thanks for all your work. Have you ever had to bike in the dark in any previous cyclathons
before? Yeah, like one time we had a big day and it took a while. But, I mean, this
I mean, this day is usually the worst day ever.
It's not even close.
I haven't had so much more distance to come with today.
You know, it just, it makes it so much worse.
Greetings from Norway.
You guys are doing great.
Keep up the good work.
And the wind is still bad, man.
Oh, now I got a hill.
Come on.
I'm just so glad the drivers here are like sensible and they like fully move over.
I don't know, it's nice.
I don't feel like I'm in danger at all.
Give a little very safe drivers here.
3.5k.
I know that boys.
I know that.
Showing my support as I have multiple sclerosis.
Much love from your wife.
Good morning from Ireland.
I've been listening while working.
You lads are doing amazing work for an amazing call.
Almost there.
You got this.
Let's do it.
Any main channel videos in the world.
You are a link to it.
Absolute legends for both of you.
It's loved from Australia.
Gotta go to the gym now.
Thanks for inspiring me to lift heavy call me hand.
Huh.
Okay.
I want to slide down a little bit.
We're nearly there.
We're okay.
Greetings from the land down under Lords Connor, Chris and Shatya
all are doing awesome work and look forward to watching till the end.
Stay strong.
Respect for Connor and Chris fighting for IDF and Moussey.
Hey, we're doing everything we can.
Yeah.
Almost there, boys.
That sleep is going to be good tonight.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's gonna be good.
The hill is so dark I don't even know where it goes.
It goes on for a little while.
Dude, the hell out of the end like this is evil.
The hell in the fucking dark.
Man.
Sorry the weather has been such a trash today,
but think of all the happy memories you'll have of this absolute misery.
Yeah.
Happiness not included.
Now I can't wait for Cykelford's sticks where you race Ludwig and Michael in tip-to-tip Wales edition.
First job's there.
Amazing work, lads. They're a creamy pint waiting at the end.
I was going to wait until later to donate, but you deserve it for heck day.
You got a chair and it's still going?
Yeah, he did Yeah, we'll be good to see a gun tomorrow,
Jerry? When are we going to the beach?
Evil, evil end of the day.
Oh, it's out of clars.
300 meter hill climb is evil.
Just evil.
She was running again.
Fuck off.
You guys are crushing it.
So lucky to be a part of this beautiful community.
My husband and I just went all in and ordered a peloton.
We have been inspired by you to work on our fitness.
Today sucked. Enjoy the onsen.
Keep it up. It's only a couple kilometers left.
You can do it. This will be a historic day for the Cyclophone.
I hope you like this hill we made it just for you.
With great love from down under.
Thank you.
Well, I don't think I like cycle.
100%?
What the fuck comes close?
No, no, no, no.
Let's go.
Greetings from Bois.
Enjoy the majestic dark way in Japan as you two work your way forward.
Even the day where I fell over there, I needed myself a little bit of this.
Today was brutal, but you're almost there, rooting for you from New Jersey.
It's okay, last.
If it's a cycle from Bois, I'll be giving it a full portable.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would have given up.
Yeah, it's like weirdly beautiful.
Bulgaria again. We did another weatherdance and your tire died.
Seems sacrifice is required. Sorry. Chris will be just fine for a sacrifice.
Less than three.
More hills, you fuck off.
This day never ends, man.
You can fuck off.
What a day though.
looks
it's up hill
sure
I haven't been fucked enough today
2.4 left, it says on my thing.
My bike broke, thunderstorm, hail storm, wind.
Go boys go, you're both doing such a wonderful job.
Such a monumental day for the cyclophan.
Much love less than free.
It's massive props to you two legends for being able to power through. You're almost there. Love from Australia
I don't think I can do no help
Please tell me it's flat man
Which flat I'll take it
Ha! Well, we're down to there.
Just got off work to find you still going.
You're incredible boss. You've got this.
That's right.
I'm almost there.
I don't even think we've been fucking around that much.
Love the new house in Australia.
I enjoyed being with you.
I even spotted an ocean bath.
I could not believe that hail.
Like, normally when we're this late,
it's because we fucked around and did some other shit,
but I feel like I've been on this bike all day.
I had ramen, that was great.
I loved that for me.
And then,
I've been stuck on this thing
So downhill finally
Yeah, oh
It's a medical clinic
Fuck yeah. Oh, yeah, for water
Chris we have a beautiful downhill coming up
Drunk have been here for seven degree downhill here.
Ding Ding, please have a drink on me.
Dude, I'm gonna drink the fucking Family Moundry.
I'm gonna wake up tomorrow with the anger of a...
I genuinely need a beer for this. I can't.
This is how we became dependent on alcohol as a society.
This is like my minds.
This is if I worked on the minds, you know?
I don't know what I'm saying.
Can I just...
Almost there, Garth.
No, there's another hell.
You helped me so much when my mom passed away with cancer.
So the least I can do is support you, legend.
I'm so sorry, Garth.
I'm glad you're able to help though, you know?
Damn, we're going fast.
It's kind of dangerous.
Oh, let's slow down.
Oh, and the final fucking wind.
Why not?
That was a nice downhilt, this saved a lot of effort.
We've got a turn in 400.
Ah, right.
Ah, we crossed the bridge there.
So cross the bridge first.
Sending you love and support from Rotterdam's trovebuffle lot.
Thank you, man.
Honestly, shouting that command to Chris, ah, took a lot of my long capacity.
Keep going there.
I got a lot of capacity.
You're almost there.
Just keep thinking of that cold, crispy one and the hot bath.
That's true, man.
I think I'm going into rigmar...
I got a trench for it, actually.
I got all the weird World War 1 trench elements.
I unlocked them all, like a compadge.
Oh.
No.
What is that final section we have to do?
Oh, my God.
There's a big hill again.
God damn it.
Oh, that's a right here.
Really?
Huh?
Uh, it's down here, Chris.
I guess we can do both.
Yeah, we can do both.
Okay, great, another hill.
Sure, what the fuck, no.
That's a jet-2 holiday, right there boys.
Oh my god, my pants just ripped like crazy. Stop!
I asked Nitsuki what he thought about the hills and he said, go after yourself, I'm
sure if he meant me all the hills, great worth guys.
Man, I can't do this hell man. My lungs attack.
Oh my god, listen to this man.
Love and support from the great Down Under.
Thank you, D.
I do appreciate that.
I'm coming in there.
Front Hill, all my homies hate Hill.
Finally, out of un-empowerment, so here is some donation to get you through the last one kilometer.
There we are!
But first of all, it is pleading.
Accomplishment is everlasting.
Destroy that hill, wine, and coal.
Woo.
Why is it still so windy?
I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the hill, but I'm going to get to the top of the hill.
I can't talk, I can't talk to that, I'm sorry.
Oh, then know the family mom.
I know.
That sucks.
Thank you for streaming at a good time, first European.
Hey, I got you guys.
Your family mod has a nice glow to it.
I can't think anymore.
Oh, my God, the wind. It's crazy.
Well done, Laz. Get in that climb, you deserve it.
I guess.
I see the change.
Fuck.
Fuck me, man.
Fuck.
Fuck me, man.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Let's go, baby!
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Absolutely.
Take a little bump.
You earned it.
Let's push it to 255K.
Oh my god.
That's a good one.
I'm not the big guy. I can't do that.
Oh god.
That is disgusting.
Oh Jesus. You smoked that?
I thought it'd be funny.
Is it funny?
So, it must have been a hard day for you.
My legs actually hurt more than I think they've ever hurt.
I...
Yeah, but it's a pretty...
She had a big...
Oh, dude.
I'm shivering. I don't know how you're seeing this.
You're alive?
I don't know, I'm alive.
Oh Jesus.
Nice one.
I'm sorry.
Oh God!
Oh Jesus!
Oh God!
Oh my God.
It's not a right-hand side.
It's right behind you.
It was low.
It's also no wind in there.
On the right-hand side.
Do it.
Do it.
Oh my God.
This is what it feels like.
This is what it feels like for me.
What is this?
Well, I figured we could actually see what the crash looks like now.
Oh yeah, let's have a look.
I can do all the bits that I play in for the whole time.
Okay, let's see the 10,000 women's 12. Okay 12,000 women's 12,000. Let's see
Holy shit
Why does he do that luckily I played just in time I think he just got himself
Can you point it that way? I want to see that again.
It's quite bright.
Oh wow.
It's quite bright.
Jesus.
That's crazy.
They let you in the country?
No.
What is?
Hand this seat.
No.
I don't like it.
I can't see that.
Me either.
Oh.
Okay.
I got to save some of the bricks.
Where is he?
I don't know.
I just see left.
You got the handy.
My scar is blown away.
My scar is blown away.
I don't want to tell you.
Where is he?
Maybe I'm not sure.
Where is he?
What are you doing?
I'm raising my hand.
Give it to me.
What is it?
What are you doing?
It's about father-husband.
Good.
Good.
I don't know.
Are you serious?
No.
It's just a testament to what you did today.
I think my body was in shock yesterday.
Of course it was yesterday.
That was impressive. Thank you.
Chris.
I was lucky enough.
I was lucky enough.
You can't do that in one sitting.
I was lucky enough.
Yeah.
Can't do more for you buddy.
Still a little left.
No, that was me in one second.
That's fine. You do what? I'm just being a red man for life.
Thank you very much.
I was in the city hall. I had the hardest day of exercise and I didn't do anything
for you. I made up the spark of days like you do down at our kitchen. The chess box
in my life, fucking, I don't suck that.
Well, that's it. If this was Cycletons one, I would give it about 40 dollars a game.
If this was Cycletons two, I would give it about 20 dollars a game.
Well, it's only, it's only because it's Cycletons one of five that we buy.
Yeah, you put it off. My core is certainly cold.
Yeah, I'm just so cold it's just coming in my head.
Do you want a hug?
A little hug?
No, no, no.
Do you want a hug?
A little hug.
It's very warm.
It's like Harry Potter and Harry Prince.
It is.
You have the volume, the volume cycle.
You're a wizard, honey.
On the top, you want another blanket.
Shoot this one.
It's funny, so that's how it is.
Even worse.
You don't feel the problem.
Because I'm hugging a body on his feet.
I felt a lot like that.
Cool, which is what I was doing earlier.
Watch that.
Please watch it.
Okay.
This is not a strange potion.
Oh, let's try a tiny bit.
So this was the worst day in psychophan history,
didn't you?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay, you're gonna have to mix it.
Well, I don't know yet.
I mean, here we go.
It was a big enough.
Show me where we're at.
I can't read that.
I can't read that.
I don't know where we're at.
Foucault Rock Station.
So we came from Sherkoney, Done Junico,
and where we came from there, everything.
Shit, I'm not in the stream, because I'm...
This is his joke.
This is fuck all of us.
I had to joke.
It's not funny at all.
Fuck all of us.
Fuck my legs.
Shit, thank you so much for watching.
This has been a brutal day, but we did it.
Okay, I'm gonna turn this down.
So we'll see you guys tomorrow,
when our god's coming.
So suddenly, the shots get hung.
They'll be gonna take you home.
This is really, this is really, and I'm glad I did it, and I was happy to join you guys.
I'm talking now.
He's Joey, he's Joey O'Reilly.
Yeah me and Joey having a cocktail.
I'm talking now, I'm talking now.
I should have asked him, he's Joey, you're doing the cycle.
I'm so fucking Italian.
I'm so fucking Italian.
Oh yeah, man, what's this you got?
Uh, yeah. Goodbye.
It's belongs!
I thank you so much for the donations, I seriously appreciate it.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah, it's so awesome.
I'm so glad you're here.
Yeah, it's a show also. I don't know if they want to do it really, even though I...
No, you do have the argument in your head. I'm gonna buy you that stuff, man.
I will see you guys tomorrow. Good morning.
Bye.
Bye.
I don't know if you're still alive. I don't know.
Thanks for rooting me on, boys.
Hey, the big guy did it for us. The big one is no guarantee.
That's brutal.