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04-07-2026 · 9h 18m
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another windy day on Cyclophones 5, day 4.
And Chris is getting his lotion on.
Hello everybody.
You ready for another fucking cycle?
Because I certainly fucking have not.
That was shit yesterday.
That was a horrible day.
That was the worst day.
the hardest day of exercise I've done in my life.
Yes, yes.
Spartan races, chess, boxing,
cyclophones one, two, three, four.
But yesterday was another level.
Yeah, it was torture.
The wind was 50 kilometers per hour,
there was snow, there was rain.
Hail.
Hail.
It had a fight puncture.
Everything went awry.
We finished it about 7.30 with all seven done.
Yeah, it was not.
I'm pretty much finished at five, so.
Every pedal had to be earned,
because of the wind, right?
Every pedal was like going uphill.
We have another guest joining us.
He's here to raise our spirits.
We've minused one guest and gained another.
Welcome, Mr. Garth.
We've traded him for a press.
Hello.
I'm a bit smaller than Slat, unfortunately.
Yeah, he's pretty big.
Well, you got good weather.
I got good weather.
I heard I missed the day from hell yesterday.
You did, you did.
But I think today's going to be hell as well,
because we're missing a bike.
That's a bit of an issue, isn't it?
But yeah, my bike apparently needs to be fixed in Akitoch, it's two hours away.
And Slatt rode off on the e-bike last night, didn't he?
He did take the e-bike last night.
So I can't get the e-bike on the map.
You don't have an e-bike now.
It doesn't work anyway, so no.
So we won't have a bike until around 2pm, probably.
It might be later than that.
So we're going to have to do shifts today, which I'm sure, you know, it does suck.
I would love to cycle all 90, but I guess we'll have to do shifts, guys.
Wow, oh no.
Chris, my leg hurts.
Oh, that's for sure.
I'll side you.
Okay, okay.
Would you like to side the first car?
Sure.
I'll get a rest.
Wow, the Sea Dog VA.
Take it.
Take it.
Well, I thought you were like going to like fight me for it.
No, no, no.
My cyclist on my shoulder.
I was actually just being polite, actually.
No, no, no.
I'll do the next leg.
I'll do the next leg.
Seriously.
I would crush it if there was.
Honestly, after yesterday, when God was here and we had three bikes, I was like, oh, no guys, we'll have to do a shift for one leg.
But I also don't want the bike to come back.
Maybe you could just stay broke for a little while, you know?
We never just didn't come back till five o'clock to keep taking it in turns.
So we've got 90 kilometers to do that.
We've got 90 kilometers?
Fuck.
I guess the most you can start with is the bike.
We've got 90 kilometers to do that.
We've got 90 kilometers?
I think it's the most you've done.
Yeah, I think I've done last time's like 78 or something like that.
80 or something?
80.
So we shaved probably like 10 hours.
I think that's fine.
Are you excited to be a part again?
I'm fucking excited this time man.
I'll be real, I haven't done as much training as last year.
Last year?
I was like prepping for a month.
This year was like prepping for your exams on the day before you do it, man.
Did you cycle like once then?
Ah, like twice.
He gets more than a slap.
A slap man should do a 70k without a knee bike.
Oh, 70k without a knee bike?
He did very great.
Yeah, he's doing that one.
If you want as well, I know that you have gloves, right?
You have like a...
I literally bought these from FamilyMart.
It's like the workman gloves.
Yeah, the workman gloves.
Apparently they're Nike, I don't know.
Nike grind.
Yeah, Nike grind. I don't know what that is.
They look like a different brand.
I have no idea.
But they're rubber gloves.
I don't know how warm they are, so...
They're pretty warm.
They look okay.
They look toasty.
Yeah.
I don't know how long the first stretch is.
Probably like 15, is my guess.
That's fine.
Yeah, and then we take a break and then we can swap out.
All right.
I think that'd be nice.
Yeah.
I need this.
That's nice.
I do have a gift for you.
I do have a gift for you.
You have a gift?
Yeah.
Okay.
So last year, remember I came from tiny years and for the good luck, for the good weather
I gave you guys the charms.
So this year I also have new charms to give you guys, but it's based on my daughter.
One each.
You got these, they're so cute.
So to protect you guys, we've got good weather.
So they're the ladies yesterday.
Yeah, I agree with you.
That's so good. That's so cute.
You get sad, you get happy.
It doesn't smell like anything.
It's scented. It smells like the flowers of Thailand.
This is what you're selling at the cafe as well.
Oh yeah, yeah.
That's so cool.
What does it say as it's just Rin in Thai?
It's just Rin in Thai.
That's so cute.
We're going to show the viewers.
That's so cute.
Okay, this is probably a lot easier to cycle with
than the other charm.
Yeah, the other charm was like a little bit beefy, I think.
It was a beefy charm.
I mean, we can put an extra monkey on that one.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Well, apparently the wind is with you for the first hour.
I don't know if that's the case.
It doesn't really feel like it is.
That's good.
It's not.
But it slowly turns against us.
It's fine.
I should probably get my helmet on.
You should get your helmet on.
Yes.
This is awesome.
I love this.
I don't even van guy.
This is what Pete feels like every day.
He'll say.
OK.
Yes, sir.
Keep it on the box.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
I'll do that, I don't need to.
That was the point.
Okay.
I think that bike's pretty nice though.
Yeah.
It's really, oh no.
I mean, it's always light as that bike,
but it's not out of the stuff on it.
Don't worry about the stuff.
I won, I won.
Just don't worry about the stuff.
Can I get the location of the first place?
Yeah, I think Ian should have sent it.
Oh wait, I forgot to do my fucking Instagram post that I'm on the cyclophone today.
I need the clout, you know.
Get the clout.
Yeah.
I think you're giving me your clout more sir.
I'm just telling this to you.
Well Conor, thank you for giving me the opportunity to touch grass once a year.
How often have you been touching grass?
Not too much.
Okay, so we need the location.
Alright, cheers.
Oh, it's cold today, man.
Alright, well, chat looks like it's going to be you and me for the start of the, like...
That's, hey, they're going to love that.
And one thing to note is that this thing, when you're cycling, you double tap the
thing to, like, level it.
Double tap what?
The joystick.
The joystick?
Yeah.
So when you're cycling, it's because you're going to be, like, leaning.
It's going to, like, go really far down.
Yeah.
Double tap it once and it should be fine for the rest of the cycle
But then you got TTS with you. You got TTS. All right, cuz Christy in the dust so
Use him as a windshield. You're gonna be keeping me company here. Use him as a windshield
He's a great windshield yesterday. He was providing all the shielding
He's a good windshield
We'll get on then
You got to get on that bike and you got to get your tush on that thing if my name isn't
Kansas Pete, then I don't know what it is, you're going to do that and get tacky enough.
You got this man.
Jesus, I'm going to sit down.
You can't sit down.
Think about all the people that were raising money for it and they can't stand your shit.
This might have been extract for the man.
Oh yeah, the man's weird, let me help you out with it.
Yeah, how do I?
What the fuck is?
It's like this.
I think it's like you'd have to, like,
do some kind of torture device here.
Greetings from Poland.
Poland Mountain, let the weather be great
for the rest of the journey.
Yes, I hope so as well.
I hope we miss the worst of the weather.
I think you definitely miss the worst.
It might be a little chilly though, online.
I'll be real with you.
I mean, that'll be fine.
There we go.
A little bit chilly's fine.
I'll take the black mic off you.
Okay.
you
you
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That was the weirdest thing I've seen in a while.
Oh, yeah.
It's working.
Okay.
You see me?
I don't know what that was like a feed from the chair.
from the chair, or what did we cut to?
We cut to the chair in the van.
How many cameras you got, man?
Two and we've a drone.
Oh, wow.
It might be a drone shot.
Sending love from Atlantic Canada.
Heart, you're an inspiration.
Connell, I wish you the best cycle from yet.
Thank you.
This donation is brought to you
by the Canadian government because I just
found out about the absolute big chung-boo's holy
I think we'll turn it off.
What?
Big tongue.
Big tongue business out of rabbit.
Big tongue business out of rabbit.
All right, good luck boys.
Safe cycling.
Cheers.
Hello, Chris.
All right.
Interesting.
There you go.
You ready to go? Good luck.
Are we good?
right when he's following the coast yeah yeah okay how do I swap gears again
okay that's uh don't think that's right okay that's how we swap gears there we
there we go well it's just me you chat and this lovely view I'm sure you guys
already bored of this lovely view I'm of course talking about the landscape
here and nothing else
Good morning chat. Let's celebrate the blue skies and hope for an easy ride.
What the hell is that chat?
Chat?
Ok, there we go. I figured out the gears.
Oh, you're ooging!
Oh!
I don't know why I heard boob, boob, boob this entire time.
I'm like, chat, how old are we now, chat?
Oh, well, we are off to a brilliant start today.
The weather is a lot better than what I saw yesterday.
Let me realize that I came into stream yesterday
and I saw what the weather was like
and I was like, well, I really hope it clears up by tomorrow
because that is not the environment I want to be doing today.
This is our daily commencement.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'll pretend that I understand.
Would love to sit and watch more, but I am off to go eat Thai food with my family.
Oh, hell yeah!
Hope you get the spicy ones.
I hope you don't.
Well, I hope...
You don't regret tomorrow on the toilet.
Is what I should be...
Is what I should say.
May the sun always be out in the wind at your back.
Yes!
Oh!
I would say it's, uh...
Since we're on the coastline, I'm expecting it to be a pretty windy day.
But I think as long as the wind is by the back,
at least Chris can break the wind for me.
Oh!
I'm gonna be real though.
So when I came here yesterday night, me and Schlatt basically fist bumped and stuck places.
Glad it's sunny. How are you today?
I'm good thank you. I'm good. I don't know what these boys did to Schlatt, but my god, he looked like a broken man.
He was a broken man.
He was broken in body and broken in spirit.
He did so good.
Oh man.
You guys got this!
That's great form Chris.
By the way, he's going to cast the curse at the door today.
Let's raise some manna.
Oh my god, you guys still remember that?
Boo boo boo boo boo booo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo
Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo bo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo
going to hear a hot take on the end of Chainsaw Man?
We are not because I haven't read the End of Chainsaw Man since I'm an anime only watcher,
unfortunately. But I've seen the memes, so unfortunately no hot takes. But I am very
very curious about what the ending is since greetings from Poland nice to see
you have better weather than yesterday may the Polish cow and boba be with you
what underscore so many Polish people today hello hello all of Europe hello
Yeah, that's on my shrine? Yeah.
Oh, I should probably keep my eye on the bridge, am I?
Yeah, I saw the cycle route. It looks like we're going to be
on the coastline for most of the cycle route, so...
So if the weather holds up, you guys will get an amazing leave.
Glad we can make it today for this amazing event.
Glad that it is sunny for you over there today.
Greetings from Jacksonville, Florida.
Jacksonville, Florida.
Well, thank you for the warm welcome chat.
Metal pipe.
Hey, Gantt, welcome to Cyclathon 5.
Metal pipe?
show you how to unleash booby tts how about we unlock him at three hundred
thousand dollars chat he wants butter chicken jihad
wait what you can unlock booby?
two old ladies were sitting on a park bench a man came up and flashed them
one old lady had stroke what the other couldn't quite
reach first lesson before eating ultra hot food from any country is to freeze
the toly at paper
To deal with next day consequences, bike on.
What? What the fuck was that?
Alright, up our first little hill right now.
now?
A nonce anime fixer, but even the trash comes pre-sorted.
You could even go as far to say Gantt has a trash taste.
Salutations, Gantt and the rest of the list.
Hopefully the cycle will go smooth and Booby won't learn too much today once he is released.
Chad, did you think of that one yourself?
How?
Piant, stop trying to look right at the track list.
If truck came, it's you.
You might get sent to the next minute second.
Okay.
That...
Chad came as soon as the truck just passed me, so...
No bad omens, please.
ah
Gantt it's great to see you back and the bike did Connor tell you about oh sorry about the Connor
just called me to tell me to shut up hi Gantt what you dodged a bullet yesterday yeah that was
incredible best of luck today and hope there's no final destination logging track encounters
look we're just gonna keep it on a good vibe today no more final destination
No, he's the guy.
What the fuck?
How are you?
Hello guys, much love from Lisbon, Portugal.
Wow, so many Europeans up right now.
Isn't that like...
Isn't that like 3am or something for you guys?
What are you guys still doing up?
It's not even a Saturday.
That's the Makaroshinkai.
I'm going to show you the first shoe guy I've seen right here.
How are you doing, Chris?
First leg.
First leg?
First leg is quite tough.
Yeah.
I'm actually happy it's the leg.
Can't be hurt.
Surely your body will get used to it, right?
I know where they're all going.
Chris getting his own Uber right there.
Are you a YouTuber?
Nah, not me.
Hello, Gantt. Good luck from the Netherlands.
Thank you.
And yes, it's getting up to 3 a.m. for me today.
Sadly, this is done when I don't have more money.
Greetings from Poland. Enjoy the views.
I saw them two years ago.
The train just passed in front of you.
I'm not a boy!
I guard.
Chris.
Connor and Van Gang.
Best of luck today and guard.
By the way, your anime was amazing.
Oh, thank you so much.
Take care.
It's the rain cloud from yesterday.
Sorry we missed you this year.
That's okay.
We turned back and are on your way.
No!
Can't wait to see you later today.
No!
You know, I just narrowly missed it by one day this year.
You know, I actually think I was, there was a chance I was meant to come in yesterday,
but thankfully I had an event this weekend so I was like, I need to be back by a certain
time as I put Schlatt in the first leg and me in the second leg. So thank God, thank God
for that. Yeah, yeah, I know I get to enjoy this amazing view.
My boyfriend, C-Dog VA?
When do you say that, Chris?
Say hi, Generic!
VA?
Chris AI!
Rise up for the butter chicken struggle at the Major Inland Municipality in Southwest China.
Let's free lebu bbbl Drizzy.
Caked up movie emoji.
You know I could go for some butter chicken right now.
I'll start my own butter chicken G-heart.
O U G O U G O U G O U G O U G
Just wanted to say thanks for the good times boys keep going
My love from New Zealand, Singapore, donate plasma, donate blood.
New Zealand and Singapore? How can you be in both New Zealand and Singapore at the same time?
When I saw Nishla, I heard he had a lot of plans that he wanted to do on the cyclathon that he wasn't able to do.
Oh shit, Connor's doing a pee!
Oh my god, what is he doing?
It's almost like Connor's running a long rhythm with us right now.
This is some fucking Rocky scene right here.
I can't go.
I can't go.
I can't go.
I can't go.
I can't get any more energy.
Oh my God.
I'm tired.
And that's it.
That's Connor's leg.
That's all the exercise you can be doing today.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm actually tired.
Oh my God.
That's fun.
Oh my God.
Shed them down.
Oh my Lord.
Oh my God.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Oh my lord.
That was tough.
The water today is so blue.
Beautiful shot, eh boys?
It almost looks like a shot.
Oh wow, they're stunning.
So they hear me right now?
I don't know, the colours are looking on your side, Chad.
Connor's legs say, Tour de France,
but Chad says, Tour de Bata Chicken.
Pete Dorf VA needs to give an inspirational speech.
John, how does it feel to ride a bike without the road and sky constantly spraying in your
face?
It's great.
You're going to be regretting that piece later.
I'm so sad.
It's great.
My face is dry.
It's like a scary.
My wall, my face.
I don't know what's happening.
Just the nice blue ocean on the side and a lot of trucks.
There is a lot of trucks, but we're not going to think about that today.
Hello.
Hello.
Was that a test donation?
Hello, Chatter. Hello.
Gant, this is Junior East.
We remember what you did in Hokkaido.
You know the one.
Involving a certain door,
be careful this time.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't...
I...
It was a great time in Hokkaido.
I'm in Hokkaido last year on that leg.
Didn't do anything bad, didn't break any laws,
whatever was very mindful of my surroundings
as you should be if you're traveling to Japan.
Oh, shit.
Cyclofen 5 update.
Connor subbed out, Grant subbed in.
Same suffering, different accent,
still fueled by butter chicken man biting curry rice look we had a we had
slaw on yesterday so today for of Toronto fast did you know the
University of Toronto's robots library was used in the film Resident Evil
afterlife as a prison I did not luck with the cycle today thank you very much
amazing thanks for all the hard work raising money for a good cause
Anyone from Southeast Asia and Shia? Southeast Asians?
In our, I've heard a lot of Americans, Canadians, North Americans, New Zealand's.
Where's the seagang at? Where is the seagang at?
Where's my spicy brothers and sisters at?
Let's catch up to Chris here.
Good morning from Indonesia.
Hey!
Good luck on the left.
There we are.
Yes!
Greetings from Granada of the Windward Islands,
of the lesser Antilles of the Caribbean.
Holy shit!
Damn, we are Mr. Worldwide today.
Just a small little warm-up this leg is.
Gantt cheering you on from Kanagawa while I get my plasma infusion.
Oh fuck yeah.
I don't have much to give, but I wanted to give back.
Hell yeah man.
This is much love and respect.
Why is my voice like this?
I should sound like a cute waifu.
Don't please pressure Comet to change me. I don't actually exist. Hello from Ohio.
No, you do exist, Chow. You do exist.
I know you're real, Chow. I know you're not a figment of my imagination.
Nature documentary series. Having faced immense setbacks, the Welsh bearded monkey takes a
much needed respite. Now enjoy Taken Forganted.
Yeah this is it. This is Connor's not here, it's just me and Chris now.
I'm sure Chris is not taking this lovely weather for granted right now.
I heard they, uh, I heard they ended even late yesterday than they usually would.
Watching this on my lunch break. Love from Bankstown, Sydney.
Oh hell yeah. Hope you are having a nice productive day on your lunch break.
I hope no one's currently watching this on their toilets.
If you are, I hope you're having a nice shit.
Grant tags in, chat still yelling, pedal faster, your waifus are watching, man-biking look
of triumph.
All right, that's my last donation for the night.
Thank you very much for the donation.
Hi Gunt, it's Chris and Connor from the Dark TT Timeline, the boys with your eye.
Bike to Free Ask, also in all seriousness, good luck boys and GG.
Oh wow, the Dark TT Timeline?
That's something I haven't heard in half a decade, nice to wear.
Oh shit.
P-dog VA is right on our ass right now.
I know you can do it.
You can be a part of history.
All you have to do is open that wallet.
Okay.
Oh, I didn't realise we had to stop a train crossing.
Shit, I just went straight through.
That could have been my moment.
I guess I just assumed, like an idiot,
that if a train was coming, the barrier would be down.
Oh, damn.
Connor doing his best impression of an actual dog,
just putting their head out of the window and enjoying the view.
You know, it's likely that one's great and all, but when can we get our motorbikes?
Safety riding and enjoy the crisp morning air.
Love from Colorado.
This is a little grey and all but kind of how about next time we combine cyclathon and tip-to-tip.
Just rent a bunch of fucking moped or whatever and drive across South East Asia.
Hi John, the entire time.
Thank you for what you guys do came from Indonesia to study in Tokyo
I will review the Indonesian cuisine of your cafe this week.
You'll be careful, careful! Not on the road!
Good morning from the Philippines. Long time Vod watcher and first time donating.
Keep up the good work and love all the content. Less than three.
Hello, Mr. Gigook Chad. I hope you're having a good morning.
I'm having a great morning.
Next cycle from Teheranot.
There was a nice Japanese old lady the head just wishing everyone a good morning.
I'm sure she saw all of you as well Chad.
I don't think they get a lot of foreigners in these parts.
Pick and take, Sakai. Tempting in a kundurapsi-ny.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
What?
I don't. Southeast Asian gang represent. We are well along with you boys.
Hell yeah!
Take care and have a great day. We are cheering you on, stay safe.
Well I hope you guys are taking care of yourselves. I heard it's very very hot
there. I'm actually going to Thailand next week or I should say this weekend.
I checked the weather and it was a nice cool 36 degrees Celsius and it's only
50% humidity so no that wasn't that's not that actually
Yeah, average every Southeast Asian weather yep, thank you all for doing what you guys are doing for this amazing charity
I'm just gonna say thanks for all all of these donations lads
lads, lads and lasses.
You guys have absolutely smashed the donations.
Like 260,000 after three days?
Did you know about? Oh, never mind. I'm sure you can handle it.
Don't know about what? Don't know about what?
Cha! Don't leave me hanging like that! Cha! Cha! Cha! I need to know!
Oh, that's a big hill. That is a big hill. Okay.
Okay, I'm walking.
I can't, Mod's here, don't worry about it, just try and not break any more laws, thanks.
The one time of year where I don't drop money on Gacha and drop money on something great.
gang. Yes. See if you drop money on this one while we're struggling up this hill,
you are guaranteed the five-star chair. You are guaranteed no more 50-50s. Glad to see the weather
is looking much nicer today have a safe day for a cyclophan thank you so much
who that that means beautiful woman I'm not going for that one again what a
It's been a nice day!
Okay.
Oh, no one's coming. I didn't want to do this leg.
I should have warmed up, no.
You got this boys. Love from Thailand. It's already getting unbearably hot here.
Cotton cup?
You need to wear one of your clothes.
Get this stick in your mouth.
God, I could use that e-bike right now.
I'm sorry, I said the meme I didn't know was bad, won't do it again.
Here's another donut as an apology. Please forgive me loudly crying. I'm sorry female sign.
I won't even know what. Me and you posted.
Oh, okay. Come on.
Oh.
It's got a lot harder than the last few minutes.
I'm surprised Chris can hold up this much after yesterday.
Maybe I should have trained more for the cyclone this year.
Okay.
Can someone donate $40,000 please I don't have any money.
You aren't well so having a sheep run in front of your bike doesn't motivate you.
Oh well, I'll think of something.
Go G-I-G-G-U-K-Go-M-O-N-K-E-Go, Sir Afeble.
You got this G-A-R-N-T.
Why is, Cha?
Why is the TTS spelling out my name so eloquently?
You are doing amazing.
Keep going.
Let's donate that money and get some kilometers on that bike.
Rise up, Canadians.
out your wallet, much love.
Wallets are for the boys.
Best of luck for today, Gantt.
The weather is fantastic.
The sky clear, perfection.
Anyways, keep an eye out for the tree man.
Oh, wait.
Oh, no.
What?
I gant Ryan from the UK.
No, what?
I've no work tomorrow, so I can stay up and down.
Hell yeah, you've got this go-plus-old track. Just stay with the boys.
Okay, a bit more manageable now.
They didn't tell me that this entire section was going to be uphill.
I thought Connor was going to fight me more for the first leg.
I hope he is like Joe right now.
He's all too much action, and she's like us.
Enjoying his nice hammock.
His nice car hammock.
Heard the word Canadian and panicked.
You got this, though.
He heard the word Canadian and panicked.
All right, good warm-up chat.
Oh, thank God a downhill section.
Thank God.
Really enjoy the cyclophan and good work boys.
Thank you.
Much love from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
Winnipeg.
Well, thank you so much, yeah?
Yeah, these doughnuts are crazy!
Okay, it's getting windy.
We've got this.
Don't remember.
Pace yourself.
Boys, stay hydrated.
Ride for the cause we ride on with you.
Yes.
Hello again from Poland.
You can do it.
Oh you'd eyeshadow G O you'd TI O był ο Katור
the end. He was like...
And my favourite ugly bastard, Guck. Like you guys, but all was kind of nid. Good work.
No! No, you take that back!
I've been in a war for years now, and have used specifically since 2013, God, back in the BBC days.
Also, you better not have lied about that 50-50.
I didn't. I didn't. Your next 50-50 is going to be blessed.
because the cyclotron is actually sponsored by the gachagod himself
who was that in chat that said all but Smith though who was that
All right, which are just to show how much I am not in shape, Chris has just left me
in the dust, even though this is only my first day.
Oh, look at him, didn't he hear me?
He looked back just as I said that.
But you had me talking shit.
Don't forget to shift gears.
Oh I'm not. Thank you very much for the advice though.
Can't wait to hydrate at our next stop.
Can we catch up to Chris quickly?
Connor where?
I am Connor.
Hello two-time Crunchyroll presenter Grant.
What sound does Chad make when laughing?
Om. Om. Om. Om.
Oh my my mom, oh my my mom, oh my my mom, you you are.
Are you numbing right now? Are you, what?
Oh, what?
Norsen algae.
TTS made that sound like...
Don't forget to pedal with that bike.
Yes, there's something else there.
Oh shit, I've been forgetting to pedal with this entire time.
Thank you for the advice, Jack.
It's really helping me out.
Where's Connor Yostja?
Enjoying a nice pina colada on his car hammock.
You know I feel like if it was Pete in the van gang right now, we would have gotten at
least three motivational speeches by now.
We've only got one from Connor.
I feel like he's slacking a bit.
Oh, another hill.
All right.
All right.
Gone cheering one last time from Kanagawa.
I say this respectfully if I can take on my pi HIGM.
You can take on any weather.
Yes.
You are amazing.
Thank you.
Much love all the way here up north.
I'm wondering with all the location shout outs,
what about communities?
Like, where are the goblins?
777777777.
Is it oh wow that is if you can see that shot what is this place yeah
I'll cycle the whole day today and tomorrow. Oh my god prove to them barn is the anime of the year
Why why did it just one a see on my face?
Okay, there we go
I'm doing it. Yeah, oh that's the remanbo. What's my manbo? Oh, that's the remanbo
Zabu, Zabu, you're a you're a homer, sorry about that.
I don't know. Sorry, Joe. I didn't think we were gonna get so close there for a second.
Didn't think you were gonna get to see my sweaty face.
Yeah! I was like, oh no, let's see my sweaty face.
My boyfriend, C.V.A.
I'm sure you love that sound bike, Chris.
Ah, watching while prepping my house for flooding today loudly crying love from Hawaii.
Alright, and we're off again.
Metal pipe.
Okay, let's hope this works as fine chart and it doesn't 180.
Okay, is that level?
I wonder how bustling this area once used to be if there was a theme park there.
I'm sure this is helping you, or Chris.
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Gant, Chris, Cormor, and Van Gang Good Luck.
Stay hydrated, take care,
and also how you Gant and Chris.
I'm doing good!
Heavy breathing and chatter, the perfect background noise
for me as I work on the last essay
of my master's degree.
Just, uh, since when did Connor get so tall,
dark, and handsome?
Wait, that's not Connor.
Is that Joey, or the other one?
You know, the not Connor or Joey.
It's actually close.
Such a huge old V-Ray right now.
Lock in brunt.
Long day ahead, but with weather like this,
you'll be OK, right?
How many misspellings of my name
are we going to get today, Joe?
Do we have any bear spray just in case?
We are in bear country right now, what do we have to protect us?
We're about to, I hope we don't turn into the revenants, very, very quickly.
Yeah.
Do you remember that old time BBC programme?
goodies they had a tandem, a free seat tandem. Get one of those.
Unfortunately I don't know if that would fit in the van. That'd be a lot of fun though.
someone just disconnects in chat yeah a nice little rest that is another is that
Another uphill I see?
Sir Affable and Grant Killing Cykelfin. Happy day, four stay safe boys.
Thank you, thank you.
I would watch you longer, but since I am from Finland and have work later in the morning on...
Oh my God, go to bed!
Keep up the good work.
Go to bed!
Greetings from Florida. These streams have showed me such pretty locations making me wish to visit one day even more
Also, you've got this lands. Thank you. Don't worry about the Greek. There are definitely no bears
Let's go you guys a killin it w w w w
Okay, that's it. That's an interesting dance almost kiss while raising money for charity
Don't worry I brough Bell. Ding ding ding ding ding dingding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Love from a Vietnamese American from Kansas.
Wow!
inst thatpic gange zachSAW gang!
a white pat on the back for everyone who has made this happen and participated!
Mr. Amidst misses international right there, Vietnamese America in Kansas.
Like Kansas City, Kansas?
It's Kansas City.
Be a chat, sorry for the heavy breathing.
I hope you guys aren't watching this on speakers during work.
Oh, what is that?
Yeah.
What is up with all the, like, I thought that was a bridge,
but that's like a, that's like a roller coaster rail.
What is up with all of these abandoned theme parks?
Yeah.
And now it's an absolute ghost town.
There is no one under the age of 50
Yeah
Yeah, look at that look at that. Oh my god with the mountains. Oh, but you can see this yesterday Chris
So fuck all.
Oh my god.
Welcome back to CycleFan.
Thank you so much.
I just had one thing to say to Kai Hop I guard the Icyki.
That was a beautiful use of free will while we're enjoying the view.
I'm sure you're dreaming of an even more beautiful view though.
So, Jaha, based on what you said.
Sunday times best seller affable
and best anime creator gone good luck, boys.
Yeah.
Conor Gang 2.
And Conor 2, don't forget Conor, guys.
It's part of the gang too.
Oh, they're sick.
There's something deck-eye in front of us right now.
And an eight-node awp-eye, look at those hills, man.
The hills of size, man, look at that.
Oh, with the downhill as well.
Oh, God.
Nice.
This is what makes it worth it, chap.
Oh, we're going to stop.
Hello, God.
It is nice to see you biking again.
This is my first time donating to a cause.
Oh, thank you so much.
Sorry, Jack.
I'll be answering our later.
It doesn't matter if it's your first time.
They hear me.
Your 50th time.
They hear both of us.
Just thank you so much for donating for the cause.
Oh my god, I'm going to get to see the beautiful sea once
again, once again.
Japanese bear here.
Just woke up.
Beautiful down here.
Oh wow, look who it is.
It's the greatest new car.
Anyway, don't drive too fast.
Yeah, it's amazing.
You got this car.
Give me my brake.
Let's go.
This is your time, your moment.
Woo.
Oh, shit.
Oh, chat, yes.
This is where it's at.
This is what it's all about, chat.
Oh, yes.
Deja vu, I haven't been to this place before.
Shit, house crisps so much for a head.
Like I said, chat, I hope no one,
I hope no one is watching this at work on the speakers or at least I hope you're working
from home.
Connor Monk, Chris, Gondon Van Gang, take care legends enjoy today and have fun.
Thank you, thank you.
Stay hydrated.
We will definitely stay hydrated.
G to the aunt. Are you taller than Schlatt?
G to the aunt. How tall is Schlatt again? I don't know, we weren't really comparing
Shlatshin couldn't really stand up straight after last night.
His knees were absolutely shocked.
And I can tell you, after two days on the bike, his ass was...
His ass was hercing as well.
Bye Examsus!
God I love Japanese countryside!
Everyone's so friendly, everyone's so nice!
Yeah!
There's like colour everywhere!
So Garnt, what stomach-turning hentai are you planning to describe to Chris today?
Oh my God, Jart.
We've been on the bikes for like, what, an hour?
Is this why I do every slight splash on Chris?
There was an archer who could be called Arogan.
If I was an archer, he'd love you, Moussey, Connor, and the gang.
No, I wouldn't be archer class.
Hey Grant, so proud of you and the boys for this amazing cycle.
Believe it or not, it's my first time watching this year.
I just want to be a first time urge.
Well, walk him in, man. Walk him in.
Yeah, John. Unfortunately, till our last TTS,
clearly, John, won't be archer class. Come on, mate.
Well, we're rider class this cyclathon.
Come on, at least get the law right, John. Come on.
Oh my Lord, that's going to be a hell of a view.
Yeah, if we get to cycle along all there, and it stays like this...
We are six kilometres to our next rest stop.
arch classes made of archers. Now the rider class is made of riders.
Are we gonna be able to get to 264 before our next stop? Find out in the next
episode of Dragon Ball Z.
It's awesome to see you guys back on the bikes for such a great cause.
Thank you.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
You haven't slept for ten days? Sorry, I could barely hear that for a second.
Oh, no.
Come here, Convention Weekend, as an artist coming up,
and we'll try to make a good profit to make another donation
by giving a part of my sales.
Oh, thank you so much.
Which convention is that?
I know there's a lot of conventions going on this week.
It is the start of convention season,
from what I understand and I got a catch up to Chris right now
whoa it's Sorkon we're still making Sorkon jokes in 2026 chat we got a
We've got to let it go, Chad. We've got to let it go.
Do you feel like you're going back home, Chris?
Look at this.
It's like yesterday you got the true British experience, you know?
This is a...
It's just...
Remember Garfield, if you need to pass, well, a place even you haven't been to?
Let's go!
Let's go boys!
He's faster than Chris.
Woo!
There's probably more socks than looking good.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm giving you a ratchet ten-fold for you ready to go on your boat.
Oh hell yeah!
This is like stunning.
I'd seen it.
I paid the tax two years ago.
Yes, you've earned this guy.
This is so beautiful.
Let's get 300k, boys!
Hey, Gantt, what are you doing right now?
What am I doing right now? Why are you texting me like a DM, bro?
Sydney, is that you? No, it's not Sydney.
Bro, what are you doing right now?
Sorry, bro, I'm kind of busy.
I'm kind of in the middle of something, bro.
I'm going to be freaking Chris. Let's get this.
Breast.
Gantepurla what? Gantepik? That isn't anyone. Never heard that one before.
Finally got to tune into the cycle thong. Lovely to see you not riding in the rain,
Garnt. Thank you. But where's Connor?
Oh, he's in the van. What did I miss? Connor just wanted to join our boy
Joey for a second in this hammock.
I'm sure Chris has talked all about that.
Have you phoned Joey this cyclophone yet, Chris?
I'll do it later.
I'll do it later.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Huh
Yeah
Bike broke broken excuse well, apparently we are going to be getting the bike back
I've run lunchtime today so no more excuses if the bike is fixed.
Maybe Joe would be a surprise guest.
Maybe he will.
I don't know.
I don't know what other guests are coming on.
He could he could just turn up unexpectedly.
I'm not raising expectations, shall I? I literally know nothing, you know?
So Chris, is there anything around this area that you've covered and all covered?
Last time you were in this area was with Joey.
It was kind of rock shaped like Godzilla.
It looks like Godzilla has strength.
This is pretty rough rock in a suit.
That's the highlight of this town.
Godzilla shaped rock.
It's very lucky here that surrounded by a lot of people.
Yeah.
I'd love to check the map again.
We're coming up to Junico Station.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Especially with the mountains in the background as well.
I feel like last time Joey was on a bike outside of the Trash Taste Specials was on Journey
across Japan. Like what was I like seven years ago?
And apparently that's traumatized Joey so much that he never wanted to get on
bike again. What did you do to him Chris?
Bounce on it hammock style. Take care guard Chris and Connor. Oh my god!
Bells of Jumpscare!
Um...
Hello, Gavrensig, girlfriend.
I'm taking that one.
get Joey an economic. Keep up the great work boys. They put on weight this lycophan, every
lycophan. No, I think that's not a hot take Mr. Orbanjoyer. I too prefer orb over freerun
but that's much more of a personal taste thing. I love both. Hello Garnt, greetings
from Chile. Orb is like... Have you seen the first episodes of which hat atelier?
I haven't yet, I haven't had the time since I was travelling up here.
But from what I've seen the reaction looks amazing.
But yeah, Orb is one of my favourite anime of all time now.
It's gone up, shot up that much.
I can't from the UK. It's pretty late here, but I just wanted to say you're also inspiring for doing this amazing work for county
Also six seven great. Oh, fuck you worthy cause balls
Yeah, you can't fucking down a man. You had me and then you lost me
All right, I'm taking that thank you back
I hope that was $67 you just donated to make that worth it.
Alright, we are...
Oh.
I'm impressed Chris, you managed to lose weight post-wedding. That's like a Herculean task.
I'm so bloated in the wisk.
This ancient boomer from Chicago wants to thank you all for everything you all do.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for the anime preview streams.
Oh thank you man.
No, I remember after my wedding I was like dieting and trying to be healthy so much for
the wedding that afterwards it was just like a blob afterwards.
How do you know around here?
I don't know who said it.
Is that a fucker or something?
It's time.
Oh my god.
It's the final destination log truck.
Back at it again.
I wasn't thinking about it this time though.
Deft is a reminder me once again.
Yeah.
Schlatt's been in town again.
It's given to you all.
Both boys will be nasty,
if you suddenly stick that thing in the window.
Bounce on it's six, seven style.
Much love boys from a hammock.
Oh, thank you.
Okay, we're about two kilometers to the next stop apparently, there's architecture around
I'm guessing when you meet those tiktokers who are like, I bought a house for like 500
It's going to be around these areas.
Oh God!
That's uh...
that's unfortunate.
That's the house that just caved in there.
I don't think there's many people left living in this area.
All right, back to the cyclophone chart.
Back to just me and you.
All right, we're on our last little bit.
I need to stretch my back after we get through this.
I forgot to stretch my back.
Where's Connor?
Oh, it's me.
It's me, Sea Dog VA.
I'm just a bit taller than usual.
Soft on demon dough, soft on demon dough,
soft on demon dough, soft on demon dough.
Soft, soft on, soft on what?
Oh shit, I didn't realize.
We're almost at 2,165,000.
Wow.
Chat, you guys are amazing. Keep the donations coming.
Were you aware that Sunday Times best-selling author Chris Broad has a new book, Jacket, coming later this year?
There's no book. Just a jacket.
I know he has another book coming.
I heard you guys were reading past just from his book earlier as well.
Come on, Chat. Just a little more.
It's a two, six, five.
We can do it. We will do it.
But the real question is when are we going to get to 267?
Oh shit, tunnel time.
265! Let's go, chap! Let's go!
And now we're going into tunnel.
Oh, yeah, true.
Is that lights on?
Oh shit, truck behind us.
How do I turn it on?
That's it lad.
Oh my lord, we fight the charity and rock and stay.
I've got the TTS of Rahmah Bulls there for a second, that was an uncomfortable.
Oh, is this the sex tunnel?
Oh, fuck!
I don't know.
Hopefully that didn't last too long.
Thank you for all the sex comments chat.
Grunt, as our anime critic, what did you think of the anime the beginning after the end?
Apparently it got a second season.
It did get a second season.
And you know, from what I've seen of the trailer of the second season, the production
animation values has gone up.
don't believe me but I feel like the second season the production looks better and by better
I didn't say it was good I said it was an improvement on the first season and improvements
guys an improvement we don't talk about the first leg
I mean that's a low bar
Oh look, remember weaves every now and again, remember to go out and touch grass.
It's good for you.
Get that fresh air.
Enjoy this beautiful view.
Chris, Connor somewhere, enjoying his probably his 10th latte of the day. See that heart
rate you see, it's not my heart rate chart, it's Connor with his 9th espresso.
Greetings Chris, Connor and Garth from Texas, any advice on learning Japanese? Also chat
Remember two mil for Connor to finish persona granite. You can do it
Say anime fans never exercise or touch grass. Yeah
If you guys get to two mil and Connor finishes persona that would be
I can say for rent or give here and this seems like a better use
Speaking of 67, the closest approach to the moon mission was 4,067, you can't make this
Stunt on. Anyway, we're 67.
Don't think I'm saying that.
They just have emotions to show that.
Have you done something to camp?
I was trying to camp. Holy shit.
You did?
Yeah, I was like, last place in the 30s today.
Really?
Your pace was really good.
How was it?
Yeah, that was good.
I thought they were here for us.
I was like, yeah, and they were here just for hours, like cycling.
They heard about the pine craters.
The pine craters and the Sunday Times best seller.
They looked down and he was coming to town.
You see that amazing train? It was a resort train.
It looked like really comfortable.
The drone shot was amazing.
I did a catch-up all right. I had it ready to go. I had it on the point where he pulled it.
And then I guess I disconnected. So the pull happened. I don't know what I got.
But I was waiting for you to do it.
I need to load more money on this.
Maybe we'll do the lunch.
Feeling good?
Yeah, feeling good.
Well, you take a set of energy on.
It's up to you if you're so much on who wants to show you how best to do it.
So I'm getting on the matter watch right so these two are gonna
You're on the car today.
You've got a yellow line.
What's feeling is that?
That was a lot of fun.
You guys can go for a hellish day.
Now we're talking.
Now you have to entertain the van.
We're going to go.
Who's that?
No, that's the trash safe taken.
The trash safe.
The next one.
We're going to take a nice long break.
They had a nice long break back then.
Yeah.
What's with the bag?
And then you didn't have anything to light a light.
I don't know.
Well, I'll see if I light one for you in the watch.
Here you go.
I don't know.
I was getting telagellis, not gonna lie.
The news was amazing.
Yeah.
You know what's right.
That's nice.
Yeah, I've got a bit of a curse.
How'd that feel?
How'd that find you?
Uh, well, some hard times.
It's still not quite as good.
There you go.
This is the genius who left his waterproof coat on the hotel.
Hey.
Hey.
Yeah, not me.
So, uh, you're gonna have to go in that bath or something.
I haven't seen you in a while.
No.
That was a really nice one.
Oh, it is.
I was gonna try to fucking turn your mind.
It's too much of a mind.
Oh, this is it.
Uh...
So this is the 9 magnet came out of my pixel, an old pixel quality, building it in the f**king
shooting factory.
Magnets that are sticking from my phone.
Sorry, Chad.
We need Chris back.
It's just like Chris is here.
I'm just as angry.
Well you wouldn't do your phone, it's all the right stuff.
It's all the right stuff.
I'll do your phone, I'll do it.
I thought you were...
I thought you were my...
I thought you were my...
I thought you were my...
Oh, you said you were...
I'm not going to do my phone.
No, it's not my phone.
Yeah, we took him off.
I want at least one shot and just randomly cut to cushion the van.
But I'm not sure if you can see what he's like.
He's pretty sharp though, he can sense when the camera turns on him.
There he goes, there he goes.
Right right here.
Cheers from Canada.
Keep pushing boys.
Thanks guys.
Looking, yeah, we are looking. We've been a bit naughty really.
We shouldn't be in big noses.
You are doing great sir.
Thank you smashed it already. There's quite a few hills of that first bit. Yeah, the
first little bit was actually pretty tough
And then I was like, oh is it gonna be this or the entire cyclophan?
And then it was pretty good afterwards. No, you're doing good. You look good in the drone as well
Let's see go on stretching technique
With a family March it
How are you feeling?
I think you look great.
How's the muscles?
You've got an ND filter on there.
Yes.
Good.
Chattanooga sunglasses.
I'm looking for my sunglasses for him and I'm like, wait, that's out of town.
Classic.
Here's what he got.
This is like the reverse of the time you cycled in Kyushu, right?
What do you mean?
It was just non-stop hills and rain and wind and...
This is what it was supposed to be.
You know, I can see why...
I can see the pitch that kind of pitched me on on the vision cyclophone.
Because he was like, it's a fun experience.
And now it is fun.
That's like three cyclopondum, you know, I've finally got the promise. I kind of made to me two years ago
Well, we'll see what goes on later in the day. Should be good all day
So as you make sure you get your sun came on you would be fine. Is that a safe and is that gonna hold it?
The bottle is okay
You sure okay
All right
Should be working
You may have some votes
Cool
It's just straight for I think a very long time
So if you want to go ahead you can
Yeah, I'll just, I'll back you up.
Thank you.
Oh, just like the Cycle Special, Trash Taste.
Except...
Oh, it's like I nearly went into...
That's my bad.
Hey, Connor, how are you feeling compared to yesterday?
Yeah, I feel good.
Oh, I do, also.
You know, so much tuna.
He started smelling like it.
Oh, your seat looks a little twisted.
Like, I would, should we help?
I can help.
You're like that.
There you go.
Did you see the tuna ball we ate?
Yeah.
That was, that was, we ordered a 20-piece ball.
He gave us 60.
Yeah, 60 pieces of tuna.
Yeah, the only thing that I kind of did yesterday chat that I wasn't happy about is that I definitely
my ankle started feeling a little strained.
So I was kind of glad that Garnt was willing to take the first shift there because I was
like, I would appreciate another two hours of not exercising.
So it does kind of hurt.
I think I was just really pushing myself yesterday, but I feel good, man.
Good weather man. Beautiful. Hope it's okay. Yeah, I'll be fine.
I'm just gonna... My left leg is gonna get jacked out.
That's awesome.
What's up Poseidon?
Fuck you Poseidon. That was not the brood I asked for.
Oh, a little chilly, huh?
You're warmed up now.
I got to warm up still.
Give me 10K.
It was warm, but I wasn't like warming the soul, you know.
All right.
All right, I'll say chat, 200 and 85K of Mulanish booby.
What's up?
Yeah, they're cool, right?
This feels like we're in like Alaska.
It doesn't feel like we're in Japan.
Who feels like Bermuda or something?
Yeah.
Conor Sightling, I'm burning calories.
That's Ruby.
Good.
No, no, no, no, Ruby.
Go back in the hole, Ruby.
I'm just going to wait for the finish line.
Bring back Brian.
That's the police.
See, the police cars are so cute.
Brian, the viewers need to earn booby.
Booby is a privilege and not a right.
It is those for those who donate excellently.
Oof!
You can't contain him. Watch me.
Wooo!
Wee!
Hi Connor, Gant, Chris and Vangang.
Yesterday was a tough day and now it's time to enjoy the sun.
You got this. Boy stay safe and we are with you guys.
Hell yeah, dude.
Man, it's so quiet.
How do you consider auditioning to VA for a James Bond game under an alias, like Tod Jamor,
Sean Gunna here, or Timothy Smalls?
Yeah, this is what it was supposed to be.
This is like just nature, cycling, good vibes.
Hope you guys feel the domos and the nice weather.
Going to sleep now.
OUG, OUG, OG, OG.
Yeah
Hey Connor with two-thirds of trash taste now present is it time to treat the creature a succulent Chinese meal on the TT car
True we can use the TT card
You said Indonesian cuisine not ready for your blutton Connor can't even finish that mega dog
You're not ready a one dollar plate of missing hand pedang what are you talking about the stuff?
I would do it in an easier they would think I
Was I was born in the
Favorite day, maybe like this guy's a satay station where he eats
Grandma give him kudos
The shit I do you saw that's in a ball on my side flies I bow down to booby
What's the motivation? What's the lunch?
Lunch? We have a beautiful little roadside, like hot time there.
This is the first cycle I've been able to take care of curry.
I've been watching your content since middle school and I'm now in my fourth year of college.
That's awesome man, congrats.
Yeah, like in barn. I asked them make the curry from barn.
Hey Connor, in solidarity with the pain you went through yesterday, I'm going to rub hot sauce in my eyes.
Okay, don't do that.
Asko or Taco Bell Diablo.
Taco Bell Diablo, but don't do that.
Oh, when the wind stops, you just get warm again.
How are your gloves?
Sack of the pipe.
Connor fighting for his life.
Okay.
While Chad drops metal pipe sounds like it's a horror game boss fight.
Shut up!
Yeah, it's working alright.
Yeah, we're pretty much like in one of the most,
if not the most remote part of Japan,
This is just an area you wouldn't go to ever
Yeah, there's surprisingly just one hotel in the middle of nowhere
Yeah, but on some was so nice
Nice.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow, yeah, the temple.
Yeah.
Well, shrine.
Yeah, I really wish it was working.
Imagine going down the little monorail.
Right.
It looked, it looked like it was kind of open, though.
I couldn't tell.
You think so?
I don't know.
That little like monorail case, among your fair and old carts you are...
The... fuck what are they called? The ones they have in all the Europe videos in Thailand?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, Thailand has the Mario carts that are dangerous, right? Is that Thailand?
I think it might be... it's one of the South...
What? It might be Vietnam.
Somewhere was out of Tokyo State regulations.
Yeah, yeah. Hey, you paid.
There's Vietnam, Vietnam, okay.
That's Nam.
Dude, those idiots crack me up.
Watching people just fucking ram into each other and ram into trees.
Wow, beautiful.
He was broken. We got him an e-bike but for some reason it just like didn't work on the
first day so he cycled on a bike then we got him another e-bike but at that point his
gooch was already like fully destroyed and his legs were like in horrific pain because
never cycled like that so I think he was just a he was a broken shell of a
man do 70k on a bike when you've never done that anything close to that is
tough so this is a cakewalk for you I mean this is your third time now
This is cakewalk, right Garnt?
Yeah, it's like, you know, ever since last Pontigo last year, I've been on the bike every day, you know.
It's changed your life, dude.
That's great, my excuse to go out and actually exercise.
Yeah!
Yeah, and you get the...
What else would you come here?
Yeah.
Oh, and the best part is we can use the Trash Taste Company card now.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Because we're both here. It's two to three.
Why?
I can't blocked. Why is I can't blocked?
What did you do? Did you buy something?
Oh, they were not like doing an illegal...
You didn't check our email for a while.
Oh my God!
Oh no!
I'll tell you why, because I went out with Joey the other day.
You shot him a bitch!
Are you trying to use the fucking car without me?
We wanted to put a cheeky one.
Yeah, I bet he fucking did.
Thank God.
So who ended up paying?
Did you split it or...?
Oh yeah, we just split it.
Oh my God.
Is that a new hammock, you know?
Yeah, a new hammock strings.
They need replacing.
Dude, that's evil.
Sorry, TTS had paused it
because we didn't go out much yet.
It's so nice to have a cyclethomb gay
without having to hear
that marble North America.
What's going on over there?
That being said, California gang represents.
Oh, your chain is trying to change.
Oh, yeah, it's come on, pull the link, fix this.
I know you guys have got day four on lock.
Sorry, I got it.
Thanks for the gym motivation.
Yeah, that's yeah, I guess.
I just found out about something regarding
your cycle route, nevermind.
I'm sure of it to a beautiful family.
Okay, sure now.
I think you're trying to downshift.
This way is so proud to see one of those countries
with heavy absorption and amazing charity fund raiser.
Oh, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
I didn't, sorry, I didn't do it properly.
That's it.
Let's put this like all the way around here.
There we go.
And now, hopefully it should work.
Pedal on it a bit and then change.
Yeah?
No, I would change the back one first, to the right hand.
For the right hand?
Yeah, right hand.
Try that now.
Oh no.
Alright, stop that.
Okay, I think he's trying to downshift.
It's falling off the chain.
There's also a person walking down here.
Yeah, I think the problem was you're trying to like walk, you're trying to like shift
it down.
Oh there you go, that looks like it's on now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's going to be a very high gear though.
Good job.
Good job.
Okay.
I want dirty little hands, but we will get some work wipes to the next point, so that
will be alright.
Okay, I'm in the wrong gear as well.
Dude there's no wind, it feels like, I don't know man, this is a 10 out of 10, like weather
kind of day.
That's the only good thing about storms, normally when you have such a stormy day,
You normally get a nice day the day after.
Not always, um, but, uh, yeah.
You know.
How's it feelin'?
On January 1st I was 370 pounds
and had just been diagnosed with diabetes.
Oh, sure.
As of today, I am 50 pounds down.
Ah, congrats, man.
I always watch your VODs while I walk.
Dude, that's awesome, dude. Congrats, man.
Nice to see Chris is getting the kidney treatment he so richly deserves. Abroad in the van.
Yeah, I think Chris is a bit, uh...
Sad.
...nice.
...boys.
Sad about that, yeah.
Will I be a stock of Royal Hosts for French onion soup at Hamburg?
Yeah.
Thanks for the entertainment and long-term works.
Chill for the Royal Hosts. There's none out here, dude.
I think Chris is a bit sad about having to do shifts.
My mum has rare auto-immune disease.
Thank you all so much for raising awareness and support for people like me.
It's our pleasure.
You are all incredible.
I think you're definitely a bit sad about the idea of shift,
but it was the only way I thought to make it like...
You know, no one's going to think that we cheated.
Like, how many times have we done this and proved that we can do it?
We survived yesterday.
I don't think we would try and like cheapen this right
So I think usually they're worried about that, you know
Which is understandable because we've worked so hard, you know, can you see ah?
Like
You know, they can't be helped because the other option was like
Trying to buy a bike but the don't get a because we called them out
we have to 24-hour don't care today we asked them like hey can we buy a bike
like a bike that could only be used for the next five days and they only had
like giant mountain bikes and they also said that it couldn't be registered
within a day because in Japan the bike has to be registered to someone and like
it has all your information attached to it which is super annoying and then
And unfortunately with renting a bike it's like we'd have to get the bike and then drive back up like four or five hours, which
Obviously is like very rough on the cruise. So we just figured fuck it. We'll get the bike fixed today
And then we'll just we'll take one like we take a break. I don't think anyone will care
so that's the
That's the thought process. Yeah, Japan needs to register your bike. You can't just go to a store and buy a bike
You have to get it registered. I mean you can go to the store and get it
But like, there's paperwork to get the bike.
You can't just rock off, grab a bike and leave.
It's crazy.
If you tell a European or American that,
that blows their mind,
because they're like, why the fuck would you need to do that?
But that's Japan, man.
They love rules.
Luckily my monkey is still on the bike.
I was really sad, because I was like,
no, my monkey's on the other bike.
I can't cycle without the monkey.
All right, let me put it on this bike.
Oh, very nice.
We've done about 5K.
Not so bad.
Yeah.
We've lost the Chris.
No, it's 20.
It's a go on.
No, it's 20, it's 20, it's 20.
That's a well on 20, hills as well.
I'm going to get a nice peace and break after this because I was thinking of myself when
I was down.
I remember the legs that used to tend to be A and I was just like, come first.
Suffering.
I've never once said, Papa, stop to make your booty fat buff, Papa.
Oh, shit.
My booty fat.
Shitty.
I would have been on that.
It's not actually back there.
The mouse has got a lot of work to do.
The mouse isn't streaming today as well.
So we all gotta, hopefully the mouse can get
all the work done.
So you can stream tomorrow.
Because we need a mouse to sing.
But we'll get God to do a gacha pull at lunch.
Yeah!
I'll just give him, I'll just give him gacha.
I'll just eat lunch.
10 pulls on my lunch.
There's a new banner, Sarah.
Well, not new, but there's a banner.
I haven't pulled on so and I'm pretty sure I didn't get it in my fake ten pole
Like I schooled through my operators and I didn't see a six star
And then I closed the phone so I was waiting for you
So I learned my lesson don't don't like start the ten pole until you're about to do it
How Chris is in the car eating a birch.
I'm going to show you how to do it.
The community of Mr. Foundation sent me an updated email with loads of new info that
It'll be really fun to share with you.
I wasn't able to yesterday because we were absolutely
going through it.
But today's going great, so no complaints so far.
Just vibes, man.
Please bring the Abroad cake back.
On another note, you all are awesome.
More hills.
What is Chris doing in that car?
I thought he was meant to take you over to Pete's home.
Yeah, I thought he was reluctant to get off the bike.
Sounds like you got real comfortable real quickly.
Oh, dude.
Nearly a $270,000 raise there, Kat.
Yeah, on four days, it's just bonkers.
So let's keep it going, boys.
We had a $30,000 donation day long.
Yeah.
but the cliffs are stunning.
Send Joe Geeky Rocks, my legs don't.
Yeah, we got 120k on day one.
Yeah, and then Schlatt gave 18k for not getting on the bike,
which I think is a fair deal.
I would gladly take that.
This is just pleasant.
It's kind of like the Shinemikado if it was just really industrial and more Alaskan looking
and no cafes.
I don't know if he's living out here anymore.
Yeah, I mean I think you're Christmas.
Grunt spinning gachapon for airpools.
Connors just spinning through cans of tuna like everyone is guaranteed.
I'll pause the CTS chat but keep them coming and I'll replay them.
like resume them when we get to the next,
wow, I just keep saying it for a bit.
Yeah, I think this stretch,
like I think Akita in particular is like the prefecture
that's suffered the most with depopulation.
So I think, I mean, we're even cycling,
I mean, you can see it, unfortunately,
like everything is like tattered or abandoned,
or not everything, I mean,
but all the stores look abandoned.
I remember when I drove up,
I was like two hour drive.
Yeah.
Can you, you know, I'm worried about the station.
Yeah.
I swear to God, I didn't see a single car.
For two hours, I was put up out of Al Morita,
was going to see a single car on the road.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
You are really in the middle of nowhere here.
Yeah.
Maybe wonder like how that hotel that we stayed in,
I was like, how the hell did they stay in business?
I feel like there's...
Maybe truckers.
Maybe truckers you want to nonsense?
Yeah.
I mean, that's fair.
sitting down all day. I think I'd want a bath. Did you go in the bath?
Oh there's something up ahead. Is this police? Oh no, it's like construction workers. They're
surveying I think. Okay, well we just keep going.
Let's hit it with an hour ago because I'm lost.
Aras!
You got to hide back, I'll take it.
Oh dude, I had a fact or a fun fact that I forgot.
I had a fun fact and I forgot it.
I was about to say it but I was focused on saying thank you.
I guess no fun facts for us.
Yeah, I think today is not so many hells I don't say that every time I
would sometimes the Google beta is like a lie because it's exactly because
sometimes I guess when it's too up and down back to back Google just records
it as being flat because of course they do that's that's not a hell what is
going on over there did you do it again oh yeah I can see your gears trying to
get up to the big one yeah yeah it came off again
all right well fix it let's get my kickstand down with my kickstand
I think it was going down too many years.
There's not a big deal there.
That's a... my hands are already filthy so...
I think this one wants to get... like this one's stuck here.
Let's try and get... okay that one looks like it's in place.
Maybe if we lift it and just...
hmm it's okay there right let's just pedal normally
well let's get on here hold on let me check maybe flip it upside down again
that didn't help
okay what's going on oh see like this is really close
Why isn't it biting?
Which way is it going? This way? No, this way.
Yeah, it looks like... I think it's actually meant to be on this one, right?
Yeah.
I think it wants to be on this.
Okay.
Let's try.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's working.
going up there yeah I mean that sucks because you do want to use that sorry
check okay well at least you should be all right for this hill I would say like
don't smack it a bunch when trying to change it just if it doesn't change right
away just give it a sec this is this which this which is this one you have
to like really push it down as well otherwise it won't really change yeah
Yeah, exactly. It seems like it has a problem when you're all the way down and then you try and change it.
Yeah.
So maybe you just...
Okay.
All right, sure, that's resumed ETS.
So it's paused just for now.
You guys went through generational hail yesterday, cycling for more hours than you expected.
We ain't judging for extra hour or two in the van today.
Well, look, it's not our choice, okay?
If he was out of choice, I think he'd walk to a convenience store just to browse, leaves
with a full meal, dessert, and a life-changing experience. Convenience store emoji.
A little emoji for that.
Connor, you said that no one visit this area. I did. In 2023 I took a four-hour regional
train along the coast. It was spectacular.
Okay, so you didn't stop here. You went through here.
the cause. Okay, but I actually think the train is actually the main form of the
portion here. Keep it up. Because I think they have some of the best views in the
train in the world here. It's genuinely where we were cycling yesterday in the
sunset. It was like a 10 out of 10 view. I've not seen many views like that. But
I think most people are taking that train and stopping in the big cities
because some of these areas are just so like hard to navigate because you'd
need a car for sure. Or two handsome young men on a bike.
I'll put my light on and get in the front because you got the light on your back.
Okay, that's my wet sun.
I've got a tunnel up ahead.
Not a bad hill.
But yeah, this area is really, really nice.
If you're driving and you're trying to like road trip, which you've got to try,
road tripping around your parents is so fun.
Chris, butter chicken is life.
Conner, speechless chat. Man biked 200 kilometers and still couldn't escape the curry arc.
A hurry rides to emoji. Cyclist emoji.
All right, tunnel. All right. Oh, yeah, I think these acoustics will do.
WONDERFUL!
WONDERFUL!
It's not too long.
Luckily there's a...
Oh, that's behind us.
That's scary
At least it's not really that scary just like a tiny little car
I could take that by hat suit I
Think I'm big enough for I think I would I
Would make a dent on that
dude, I
I've got legs like a Castlevania minotaur
My legs look ridiculous. I like one of those Greek statues, just the leg part.
Oh, very nice.
Sex indeed, boys. We're free.
Nice.
You can go ahead of me if you want.
Wow, that thing's broken.
Did you know that Harry wants to be like you?
She also says that removing the ball now gets you drunk more.
more who knew. I just had a theory done about it.
Oh he wants to be like me. That's a lie.
C-E-S. Let's go boys.
Juh.
Oh is your thing doing it again?
No. Nothing's in your bag.
Yeah your gears come off, I can see it.
Oh you have them.
Yeah let's just run it out there. Let's see until your bike stops.
I want to enjoy...
Yeah, I'm pretty sure your gear's come off.
You can't go here.
I think it's just not like super bad.
Yeah, because you can't go up, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I can see it.
I'm doing this to help people like my sister.
There we go.
Damn, Garnt's bike giving us some difficulty here.
It wasn't me who broke something for once.
I would love to see a train right now.
What?
Okay, yeah, we should stop.
because i can see your chain is wow it's weird that your your bike doesn't have
any like stop it from doing oh yeah you see it's come off again that's um
67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67
What is the f**king point in the kickstand?
stop
Yeah, really I guess maybe you put it in that
Yeah, it's not it's not aligned
OK, let's make sure.
There should be an omniscient one.
Have you got project Hail Mary?
I have.
You did?
Yeah.
It's good, right?
It's fucking fantastic.
This is like, misaligned now.
Oh, yeah, let's get this one.
Oh, there we go.
He's going to come over.
He's going to the rescue.
Chris is drawing a star in the book.
Yeah, probably.
Okay, there we go.
Okay, so that's on that now.
So that's on the lowest gear.
So it should be able to swap now, but...
We'll see.
I think maybe it'll work now.
I don't know why it keeps going though, that's really weird.
Yeah, I don't know why.
Yeah, I think it just keeps coming off. Let's lift it up and pedal and let's change the gears
Okay, so let's shift this one off
Okay, it's working and then let's change this one
Yeah, maybe you maybe spamming it too much. I'm not sure
When you change gears and you're not going fast enough it's, you know, get, you know...
Yeah, I got you a little bit.
Is this from the road safety dip?
Wow, from the road safety dip.
It's what I knew. I'm going to go in my head then.
Yeah, I'll catch up to you.
One, it's relatively...
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You might want to go...
It's a little bit up, it's a bit down.
You change gears a bit.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't need to tell them.
No...
We don't need to be going anywhere behind them.
Not really.
Not really.
Yeah, sure.
Look at that subway.
Oh my god.
Well, they do help.
most of it off it's just like the stains a lot. I'll have to just wash them when we get to the start.
Can I just double check this one is going down a gear right?
No. You hold both of them to go down and make it easier to cycle.
Yeah.
And then one to make it harder.
Like one to make it harder?
Yeah.
Which means that, yeah, okay. And this one I've done used to be.
Um, you should be fine to not use it unless you get to a hill.
Okay.
you have to use it. But sometimes that one takes a lot of force, so you have to commit to it.
You can't like crush it and stop it otherwise it'll derail a bit.
That is going to be for this last stretch.
Okay.
All right, I'll have that.
All right, some issues but we'll get it done.
They're very unlucky aren't they?
Two days of issues.
Just had to bring up my mic.
You're all good mate, you're all good.
All right, 12k to go. That's it
Luckily this bike's okay. Oh, that's me. Oh god. There we go. Oh
What the fuck what the hell
Huh, oh no
I thought it'd be fun.
I will show you guys.
The guys should scream Greg's next time you are in a tunnel.
I'll show you guys what I just saw.
We might not be getting the deposit back on this bike.
Oh no.
Oh god no.
You know what, Shat?
I might not get my deposit back, but that doesn't matter.
You can donate the charity and get that number to a crisp 270.
What happened?
I think it'll be best that I show you guys
when we take a little break.
I think it's when my bike fell just now.
Luckily it's nothing that's gonna stop
the bike from cycling, but it's,
Um, yeah, it's uh, it's noticeable.
I'll say that.
All right.
Well, there's another cyclist.
Bro's fucking zooming too.
What the hell?
What a chat.
Dude, he's fucking going for it.
Holy shit.
Here he was like face down in those drop bars, just sending it.
How many pumps down here in a row?
15.
What's up?
What's that?
How's that gear feel?
I've got one chance to get out of town.
All cyclists on this is just getting banned.
That's amazing.
Every now and then my favorite key lag.
That's our contract for today.
Fuck you, bye!
Onwards!
Away from the pheasant!
More...
Those have merits, I suppose.
I want to remind you of a thing from the 70s.
Oh, that is so good. I gotta finish watching it.
Oh, bro, at the end of your show, do you want me to show you?
No. How many episodes is it?
About 13.
Okay.
Chad, don't keep those journals slowing down, man.
If you need them, don't forget, you can also go to cdv.com
and get any merch, $5 to be Chad and Gershaw's charity.
And, oh, that was a clunky change.
Sounds good, though. Looks good.
Is that what you're...
Dennis Ups.
Refuse and power us.
How much can we need to donate to play all of the thief expansions, including Shadowbringers and End Warcraft?
Before 2027, I'd give reasonable.
I need this.
I don't know, man. I think that's a lot.
He is hoping to continue good weather and good vibes.
I already promised that I'd be great.
I pledge for my brother to not let the Canada.
Do you want me to hit 300 decay today guys? Do you think I can do that?
That'd be nuts if you did.
What a view eh?
What a view!
I bet it's so nice here in summer as well.
Pretty cool.
Yep.
We need a clutch rock to bring both his bikes.
Umida!
Good job boys.
Thanks to the big 500 dollar donation, a lot of construction going on out here.
We're good, he's letting us go.
Yeah, it's pretty chilly.
What is it in Tokyo right now?
Oh my, that would be beautiful.
We'll get there eventually.
Maybe in like two days it'll be warm.
Father Colin, for I am bald.
I have been bald for over 10 years.
Yeah, yeah, there's still snow. There's hail yesterday, so you missed that.
Oh, lovely.
Yeah, that storm initially yesterday was supposed to be your storm today, but it got pushed up.
An executive decision, I scarce.
Yeah, Gon's done his time in hell. He's done his leg.
I feel like it's a cyclophone initiative.
Yes, exactly.
I think you passed swimmingly.
Yeah, nobody is around this part of Japan.
I've been donating every day and intend to keep donating until a final day.
Hello Mr. Garnt, the animatman.
We don't have any best spray.
You have to, the slowest cyclist I has got.
So unfortunately that's you.
and maybe the rain will keep you safe, I think.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Amazing view, chap.
All right, anime dono war. I like that idea actually. I like that idea. That could work.
We could use that.
Proud of everyone, keep it up.
We've previously done country wars where people donate their country and we see which one donates the most.
Surprisingly America doesn't always win.
They're saying if you keep the top.
We were thinking in the chat saying maybe we should do an anime don't know wall.
Where they don't know their anime.
What do you think about that?
You guys have a good idea?
Alright, God thinks it's a good idea.
It's a domestic girlfriend.
Alright, well, I guess the month will get crooked and start making that.
We'll let you know in the chat.
I'll probably be ready after lunch, chat, as my guest.
Like, we weren't doing it yesterday.
We didn't do it yesterday. We were too busy suffering.
Anime Donner War initiated. Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood Clan FTW.
Okay, it's not initiated yet.
It's not initiated just yet.
8k left.
8k left?
Yeah.
Yeah, we've done 12 already.
That's a nice one.
There is a gigachat named Greyhound who always helped with Australia last time.
So Australia would win.
It was like 2-3 I think, America won eventually,
but Australia did a good job.
Aussies show up, man.
Hey, 269K, boys!
Nice!
Come on, chat.
285K and we get Bobby.
Nice, soft stunt.
15K left, boys.
Every time I get warm, we get a stretch where the breeze cools me down, trying to keep it
going.
The bad part about being this close to the coast is that you can't possibly have a downhill.
You can only have enough help.
Wow, the rocks are awesome.
Yeah.
Oh, you might be getting a drone shot now, I think.
Damn, that is pretty.
Yeah.
Yes.
Wow, the ocean looks so cool, man.
Thirty K's done already, man.
You're doing great.
I mean, I think it's kind of nice to do it, but it's like this.
Yeah. Wow. Those rocks are so. Yeah, I want to be in there. Let me in there.
That is one cool-looking rock like an evil lair.
I'll win break for you.
Damn, that's beautiful.
Shout out to camera and Paul for the drone shots.
I think they really elevate the scenery and allow us to appreciate kind of just how beautiful
this area is in a way that we can't capture on the ground.
But we can see all of this and obviously I can see it in a much higher definition
than you guys.
And yeah, it's cool we get to show you it because that's what I'm looking at.
Oh god, it's uphill.
That's not too bad.
No train sadly.
Just find a comfortable pace, we'll be chilling.
Wow, so beautiful.
Those drone shots are absolute cinema.
Thank you
Oh, wow dinky this day. Oh
My god, he mug does
That would be me if I wasn't carrying chat real real and true true thing was banned by the way chat
Oh, I thought that was you I was like what the fuck
Yeah, something like that. Me if I kept cycling between cycle dons.
You guys are the most amazing twinks I started my busyness this year. I hope to donate more
next year. Let's go, you twink.
Okay.
Thank you.
special scenery to experience with you boys and van gang keep up the good work boys
We're enjoying and riding on can I ask you about what the hell hema jean tweeted last night
What the hell was that post that hema jean tweeted?
She tweeted like a man with tits being fondled
I was like
What the hell is this?
Yeah, I'd love you to go to check this post
Well we're scaling a cliff
Damn, it's so beautiful
That's he mocked the shit out of us
He's slowing down I see him
He's reached his peak. That's where I come in there.
Domestic girlfriend is Estia.
The man is even better and Gant is right.
The cyclathon has been so inspirational to me. Much love to everyone.
Delightful.
This is a very nice route.
Oh wow.
I held up.
Slow down for God.
Yeah, just keep a pace. It doesn't matter how slow.
Did you see the Mario Galaxy movie?
No, I didn't have time.
I know it's a lot.
Ah, I didn't have time.
Chris didn't want to watch Project Hail Mary.
Keep up the great work.
He said he doesn't like fields and movies.
We'll be flying to Japan tomorrow and hope to catch the finish in Osaka.
Sir.
I miss movies like that.
Yeah, me too.
Hi Connor.
First time donating.
I recently got a work study job. So I wanted to do what little I can
Thank you, man. You guys are amazing. Keep up the good work. Yeah
Yeah, I feel like a 2000s film, but I like that we don't get this films
Every film has to be like depressing
Yeah, yeah, I really liked it and I love Rocky
Thumbs down, Chad.
Oh, dude, still keeps going.
We are really going up the...
I'm out of here.
That's resented to us.
Oh, yeah, baby, let's go.
Yeah.
Aussie gang rise up.
Aussie gang rise up.
We can spend the most.
Rise up.
Dude, massive donations.
Always.
Aussie gang rise up.
Bing in the chill.
I'm got you.
Massive donations, boys.
Okay.
Alright.
End of the hill.
That was the vangang.
Nicely done.
Real close to 270, boys.
Let's get it.
Who's going to get us over there?
We're at 285 for booby.
If you watch the cyclathon for at least one hour,
you get a badge.
Twitch gave us a global badge.
Color, let's start song.
You, arar, you, arar, you.
270, let's go.
You, arar, you, arar, you, arar, you.
We spent four days cycling through Almory and we're about to leave it soon.
I think we're pretty close to the border now.
Oh finally! Four days we've been in Almorey and now we are in Akitsa Prefecture. Hell yes!
Finally! Would you look at that boys? Nicely done!
Almorey conquered!
Oh very nice!
Two?
Two!
And now we will be on our way to Akita City, that's the goal for today.
The biggest city in Akita.
Akita, I believe, has been the prefecture most hit with depopulation, if I'm not mistaken.
I think it is the city that I think we're driving through a lot of the towns here.
I'm not going to depress you guys, it will be mostly pretty dead, I think.
Thank you for all you do. Long time, Vod Watcher from Texas.
Hey, appreciate your hand.
So, happy to finally catch a cyclethan live. Red Heart Emoji. Red Heart Emoji.
Red Heart Emoji indeed.
Keep up the good work, boys.
Thank you.
And stay safe less than three.
Sisu is a Finnish word variously translated as Stoic Determination, Tenacity Resilience.
Keep that Sisu high.
Oh hell yeah.
Ozzy Gang Riser.
I'll let God catch up here.
You've got this Connor, Garnt and Chris.
Thank you.
Oh, beautiful day.
Feels unfair.
You should get some rain done. Yeah, I think we should get some rain for you
Just to keep the tradition
You got that burn going that's why oh
No, we're not gonna not check it's 91 causes away. I'll be there after
Do not drink it. Look it's fine.
See the Orgore monkey. Can't decide if the correct sound effect should be wharf or
oak. Wharf, wharf, wharf, wharf, wharf, wharf, wharf. Nope. Still can't decide.
Go, go, go, it's always at log.
I spy with my little eyes.
Something beginning with D.
D's?
Drivers.
Driving D's nuts in your mouth.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
All right, that's it.
I'm really appreciative of that.
Ah, 12 degrees.
Wonderful.
I think 14 is perfect for cycling, I think.
16's pretty good, too.
Cut it in that range, because you can wear a t-shirt,
get a little pump going, it's really nice.
It's a nice rest off.
Oh.
Very, very quiet, very serene.
Who tranquil?
Right magnifying glass emoji
Left magnifying glass emoji
Right magnifying glass emoji
Left magnifying glass emoji
What's that right for?
Right magnifying glass emoji
Left magnifying glass emoji
Right magnifying glass emoji
That guy was so real now
He's like what the fuck is this guy?
Walking towards him
This is my fucking emoji
And the first year I have a well paying enough job to donate more than ever
Keep up the great work boys.
Isn't it?
Wonderful!
4.6km until lunch boys.
A bit of an early lunch today but I wouldn't say...
I'm pretty thrilled about that.
Much more on schedule than yesterday.
It's been a lot easier cycling.
Wind hasn't really been an issue.
There's a tiny little breeze but it's really not much. Nothing that would stop
you from making good progress. Yesterday we did 12 kilometers an hour pace, we
normally do 20. That's how bad the wind was. Like nearly cut our cycling speed in
half. Which is just goes to show like how tough the wind is. On top of that we're
in more distance as well so yeah. She's made everything a lot harder.
All right, let's keep it going.
4K is wonderful.
Bing Bong.
Bing Bong.
This is my first time catching a cyclotham live.
I am so excited.
Yay.
Bing Bong.
Bing Bong.
I do need to use the loo though, that is one thing that I will have to figure out in 3.9.
I'll wait for God. I feel like my gear is making a funny sound. I think it just needs
oil actually, maybe it was stripped yesterday. No, okay, first of all Connor, I don't think the
rain gets the oil, but I think something doesn't help keep it on right?
I don't know, I'm not like a good enough cyclist to know if you like, like if cycling in the
rain all day gets rid of like oil, I don't know, like I'm not a experienced cyclist,
There's a lot of people in chat who know him all the way.
Lovely, isn't it?
Yeah.
Just looking up the bears.
The bears.
I think I'm all worried about Chris.
He'll pop out.
It's lovely, man.
But 3.5.
Oh, yeah.
I can't imagine the donation time.
Look back is the best anime movie ever.
But look back.
I'm biased because I'm an artist.
Maybe, maybe I'm biased.
Chris said it's butter chicken time.
It's butter chicken time.
It's butter chicken time.
Oh.
What a good book.
Let me help you out now, now isn't it?
Aaaaaaahhh!
It's a good new car.
Fucking bicycle.
It's sitting in the van.
Broaden the van.
It's where it should be.
Hello.
Hi.
What a great segment, Mr. Affable doing his most affable moments, top 10 affable moments
with Chris this is always so fun thank you for supporting an incredible cause
hey it's what we do man donating because that is what him all the hero
would have done that's what him all the hero would have done be that is what he
done. Himal the hero with it done it. As I said before I got interrupted it's
but a chicken time it's but a chicken time it's but a chicken time bye.
Thank you for that lunch break time to watch your road move for one hour
Oh genuinely wonderful cycling I cannot express how much I did this up
yesterday I I didn't sleep very well because it was just a real kind of I
don't know sometimes I can sleep really well on a futon it's like a thing on the
floor. Sometimes I can't. Those are the days where I wasn't really able to get in
prime sleeping position, but still had an onsen, had a family mart, chicken,
katsu curry, and I was pretty sorted after that. Felt pretty good.
Also had a sandwich and also had a sweet treat. So I had it all man. What I
What I haven't had is a butter chicken curry, so really I'm missing out, so it's the next
goal.
I know they put it on pizza sometimes, that sounds amazing.
That sounds nice on a pizza.
Honestly, anything on a pizza sounds pretty good.
Why?
Yeah, sounds nice, man.
Hello, Connor. First time donating. You guys are doing amazing.
Thank you.
Let's crush these donation goals. And give a huge thank you to everyone involved.
True. A lot of people work really hard to make this event.
Unfortunately, we...
Hey, Connor, just curious.
What are your thoughts about Akali from League GameplayWise?
I've been playing her in 2XKO and it's been fun so far.
Uh, I always hated Akali.
Inspired by your trip, I went cycling across the E10 in Norway and it was amazing.
I think you should try it. E10D's nuts I mean.
Okay. I was about to ask if the E10 wasn't going...
Okay, we are two care way very very close
There's a grandma she's gonna work done
Good job.
I should not want to reciprocate that.
You moved your eyes.
I thought about trying to not want to deal with me.
Take honor, Wyoming survived the U.S. state war of the last cyclathon, still reminding
everyone Wyoming exists, hoping you guys stay out of the rain.
Some memos then, Tanaka-san, this is the bike rental service.
How is the ride so far?
Oh great.
Just want to make sure you haven't broken anything.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Surely fine.
Ah.
Come on, tell me a story about police.
How big is they?
Surprisingly, a lot of people out of there
need a game.
Oh my god.
Walking on the roads.
I can't believe I'm so soft.
Oh
Oh working a little tired
Cyclops on one to add not to miss two on the other
There's great people doing great things all the way to the moon and back love from Chicago
So fucking funny they can't get the toilet working. I mean, I feel horrible
Anime all time. I love fruits basket fruits basket anime 7th anniversary was yesterday
My favorite show Joe give it a shot
What?
Oh, you missed it.
I woke up today and didn't want to go into work, but I told myself if Connor can survive cycleth on day three
I can handle going to my shitty job. That's true, man
That's true
I think a nine to five is still harder.
I think a nine to five is still harder.
Maybe not yesterday though.
But today, yeah, I think a nine to five is harder than today.
This is like what Europeans do for fun.
I'd say as if I'm not from the continent of Europe.
No, I do love cycling.
There's something about it when it's recreationally versus I have to get to this X place.
Yesterday, dude, yesterday, yesterday was certainly harder than a nine to five.
But every other day it's like not like that, it's definitely not.
I think I would rather still be cycling.
Yesterday I put back my McDonald's name tag on it and I get to it, man.
I get back to making those double cheese burgers.
Now, they never let me make the burgers.
I only got to make the chicken burgers.
It was like the senior guy got to make all the hamburgers.
I don't know why they didn't trust me with the grill.
I don't know what the freak was up with that.
So I was always on the deep fat fryer, which not fun, let me tell you that.
As a fellow Tuba, I feel like I am asking for helping get the medium to the place
it is now.
To Nate Plasma and to Tom's Rites.
Love watching you so take my money.
Thank you.
Nearly there.
Four.
Four hundred meters.
Yep. The GPS is freaking out, boys.
Hey, Connor, what is the tech setup you use for this stream because you've inspired me to do it but on my motorcycle because I'm not a psycho?
There's a lot of tech. I mean, I think that's probably for camera and pole in history. It's kind of a lot to go over.
Well yeah, I don't have a psycho. Doing this is psycho.
This is off hell, man.
This is tiring.
Have a great day, Connor, Grant, Chris, and the Van Gang.
Heading to bed now. You were talking about pizza earlier.
I had it for lunch today.
Pizza out.
I've been making pizzas.
During my spare time, I'll make the dough, wait three days and I'll try it.
Last time I fucked it up, and it's slowly getting better.
It's been fun.
Problem is though, I have like, I've had like five pizzas at a time.
So I'm shooting pizza for like a week.
Which is not a bad thing, but I just feel like...
So gross.
Apparently it's right here.
What?
Freeze the dough? Can you freeze dough?
I just make the five pizzas and then, because I assume the dough is going to get fucked up.
Speaking of pizza, have a pizza, please, nuts.
Thank you. Okay, thanks, sir.
Once time.
Yeah, sir.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's a lodge, that's cute.
Oh, it's actually cute.
So, it's rental, we might not get a deposit back.
Can you see what's wrong with it?
What's wrong with it?
Cherec, can you spot what's wrong with the boat?
Let me show you guys.
Can you tell?
When you notice it, you won't be able to stop noticing it.
No, no, we might not get our deposit.
You think it's a bandit-back situation?
Deposit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think when it fell, yeah, I was just like, when I was running it, I was like, I think that's the fix,
I think that's the fix, but I didn't want to do it.
I was like, I'd rather Ian be responsible.
I thought it had to be.
No.
It's a chain, are they both old?
I think mine sounds a little dry.
I think yours is clanking like crazy, so probably.
I mean, half it came with my hands, so.
Yeah, it's okay.
Where's Chris, and you're inside?
I think he's pretty up with the coffee here.
All right, well, they can cut to their camera then.
I wonder if they've got their camera on already.
Let's have a look.
I'm gonna cut to them at that time then.
Will I know oh the middle put hopefully they cut no, they've got nothing online. Okay. Okay. We'll hopefully pull it
Yeah, it looks lovely
Chat pause TTS
Doesn't mean the donations will come through which means that we will listen to them when we get on the bike
I feel it 40k crush like two hours. Great pace man
Is it harder than last time easier than last time are you prepared?
Yeah.
Did that first 20 seem a lot easier than the second 20?
Because it seemed shorter the first one.
You know, they were both, oh.
No, the first 20 was way harder.
Oh, really?
He's warmed up now.
And now we're going to eat.
Yeah.
OK.
You guys set up.
OK, OK.
I'll take some.
No, it's all right.
Mine need a reformed water.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You need, like, a hand to tell or something?
No, I wash my hands when we get in there.
I just was thinking, I'll just
try a bunch of water real quick.
I'll just try this one here.
Alright.
Alright Tratton, welcome to Iqoi Rogy.
Equa Lodge, and it looks awesome. What a cute little stop.
I'd love to know the story about how like this place was chosen, you know.
What a cool area.
Oh cool, up the ceiling too.
Wow, how cute and quiet.
Oh lovely.
I can't see our Thomas here.
Hi, Thomas.
Oh, that's very busy.
Can we swap to your camera?
Yeah, we swap cos I only go to the toilet.
You've already had a coffee.
You cheeky bugger. What have you been doing? Cycling a little bit.
You've been cycling?
Yes, I've been cycling.
Ah, so last... yesterday.
I've seen the light, Connor. I've seen the light.
What's the light?
The future is a broader van.
I like it. I knew this would happen.
I'll have to go for it.
Oh, right.
It's a good coffee loader here for that.
Mmm, it's a poor house chap.
Yeah, it sure is.
Chris are just so Christian.
Hi mate.
How you doing?
It's a good fake book.
What have you been up to?
What are you going up to?
I was chilling at my favourite coffee shop.
I'm the particular reader that needs a Broadway and Japan book mate.
A water damaged book thanks to that.
Journey across your back.
Looks like Schlat dragged it for a puddle yesterday.
Is that what you've been reading in MacArthur?
Yeah man, it's a cracker.
If the good people have twitched by it, it's a Sunday time's best time.
This is all that matters, so I can rub it in Connor's face.
Did you give your chair a quick preview already?
The problem is the inside of the book isn't actually my book,
because Penguin couldn't print my book in time.
So it's my cover on a book called A Far Flung Life by M. L. Steadman.
So it's just the book cover?
Yeah, it's a water damaged book cover on a book that isn't mine.
Pretty spectacular fail. How are you getting on there?
Yeah, it's been good, it's been good.
See what's been better, the van.
I can tell.
I was worried this would happen.
You know, I've never gone on the van once on any cycle.
Now you're addicted, now you're like...
Oh yeah, I need this to happen, I'd be like, well this is much better than bicycles.
A broaden van, make it happen.
And so I'm struggling, I'm grappling with the struggle of having to get back on the bike after lunch.
I think you and Conrad did such a good job.
Oh yeah, we did such a great job, right?
Get some of the van once, it's like, oh I like the stone right here.
I'll get the van once and the bike chain falls off like ten times.
What have you been doing to my bike, gal?
Sabotage.
I'm just trying to change gears.
What's that char- you put a charm on the bike and chain force off into it.
Look, it's uh, not the same without your delicate touch in our eye.
How much do you weigh?
Uh, 80.
What?
Yeah.
But you're like two foot taller than me.
I weighed like 89.
You're 80 now.
What?
What's the physics behind that?
I don't know, how could this be possible?
Muscle, isn't it?
Muscle, yeah.
Muscles heavier than fat.
I actually weighed myself the first time last night, the onset in like three weeks.
Last time I weighed myself was 84 kilograms.
Yes, there was 89.
So I've gained 5 kilos in the four days of cycling.
How does that work? That's not fair.
Are you ordering like two main courses every lunch time?
I mean we did eat a fair chunk of ramen yesterday.
Well I came on the cycle to lose weight.
Stopping getting a plan.
Well you're getting in shape, that's the important thing.
I hope it's muscle. I hope it's just bigger muscle.
It's bigger muscle. Trust, trust.
Right, Paul?
Five kilograms of muscle in three days.
That's a well...
I think that's more likely than fucking five kilograms of fat in three days.
I'm not eating that but I am.
Alright.
What have you got to serve in here then?
This is a lovely little cafe.
It's like Hayao Miyazaki fever dreamers here.
Yeah, that's probably brilliant.
So they do 10 shokka lunch.
They've got tempura, ebi fry, hirekatsu, kareage, shogayaki, oiaku tom.
I'll probably only go for the tempura because I want something,
And now we know why the five kilograms are in the sand for the cast.
I'm going to do the sloppy bucket effect.
They have like a daily special, like sashimi, fried fish.
Okay.
But I kind of, I smelt the tempura as I walked in and I was like, yeah, future.
This is mine.
But it also just got lunch.
It's just called lunch.
I don't know, it's just lunch.
It must be like a mix of things.
Looking around, something like sashimi and fried food.
You feel you're in there?
Yeah.
There's a camera.
No, but that's trying to get the blood off my hand.
What have you done now?
Because of the chains.
Oh, shit.
How's that more oil than that?
Garth's charm hasn't been...
That's a ton of kids.
Has it got the good weather?
Yeah, I've only drunk my coffee mate.
Do you want to stick off the jawline for us?
Yeah, but it's like coffee.
So you sat here the whole time?
I didn't know when you were coming.
They're ten kilometres away.
I'm funny there was some kind of live feed.
The coffee would have been cold by the time you arrived.
I would have loved cold coffee.
I used coffee at a heard of it.
I would have ordered the one you didn't want.
By accident.
Fresh coffee's better.
What do we have here?
Let's get on it.
Konitsha. Welcome back.
Ten for the table please.
They cut the string to me and just like playing fucking like four seasons with Aldi Long reading the book every cigar and stuff.
Wonderful. What did you order for lunch?
Chris I bought your signed book. Oh thank you I haven't signed it yet.
Thank you.
You're selling signed books?
Yeah.
For how much?
I haven't signed it yet.
Oh, I don't know. I'm actually don't know how to say it.
But I will, one day in a room in the near future, I'm going to sign it like this.
Yeah, we had to sign, how many was it, like a thousand vinyls? That took us,
Oh my god.
Took us whole day.
A whole, is that it? A whole month.
So it takes a day to do a thousand.
Books quicker I think.
Books quicker.
We had to unpack it and then repack it in the vinyl.
Fun.
I can't just get one of those auto pens
I'm just going to use a case-tamp
Nah, I'm looking at it
Just get a signature double
Can't explain re-do of healer
To the launch?
Yeah
What's your lunch today?
I'm going to fish and meat
Oh, fish and meat?
What kind of fish are you going to eat?
I'm going to go fishing
I'll catch
I'll go fishing
I'm going fishing
I'm going to catch
I'm sorry
Me too
I'm going to catch
I'm going to have a lunch
I think I'll have to order one more
and hot coffee for Patsy
it's a mixture of meat and fish
bowl, do you want coffee or anything?
I want coffee
not a cold
oh, you got a...
what would you like?
sorry, I won't give you the size
I didn't realise I had the Asian uncle sunglasses on the entire time.
I just got these from family that I've been out the day before.
We've got an update.
Might as well go out and look younger than this.
Everyone.
You do look young.
It's being fixed in the shop right now.
And yet Galt is the second youngest person here.
So is he going to be here after lunch?
We'll fix it.
We'll get him fixed.
No, I'll probably be one more leg.
So you get your break.
and then we're all back on the line.
I don't know, I think, I think, I've, I've...
Chris, you just told me, yeah?
Me and the man, I'm just special by...
I don't, it's not right for me to get off the bike.
Go on them down, and then two minutes.
The only thing that's happened, though,
I don't think I like anything about it.
When you've seen the light, it's hard to escape from, isn't it?
It's like getting a Ferrari, then going back to a Ford Fiesta.
Like, why don't you do it?
All right, I've got a little bit of a temple.
All right, I promise you a temple.
I'm gonna go have a temple.
I gotta add money to my account, I use my freebies.
Damn, I'm a fool.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It makes, why does it make sense?
Oh, God damn it.
Fucking shit.
Colin uses bocce, Grant uses watashi
and Chris uses ore.
You do seem like an ore person.
Yeah, you are an ore.
I used to be a bocce.
But then Natsuki was like, ore.
It's like, ore.
You sound like a 50 year old man
What do you shit on them?
For me I switch between Boku and Watashi.
I'm really soft.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Soft and elegant.
Weagle.
What am I spending?
Most of my Japanese friends are like 45-year-old men and they all need audience.
So I stick with that now.
You should go pick your team.
Are you team or F-Boku or Watashi?
I don't think Watashi is a family member, right?
Nah.
Doesn't make me sound like a foreigner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got a load of money on.
How do I load?
You're all being appraising this.
Oh, thank you.
This is... I had to get the curry shirts.
Sorry, I had to order curry to get the curry shirts.
Put us up in the Lodge.
Yes.
Thank you, thank you.
What's your problem?
Oh, wow!
Yeah, we made it for the bar and collab cafe.
That's so cute.
It's happening this weekend.
Who did they are?
Omena.
Oh, I was going to say I recognized him.
Yeah.
That's so cute.
Tell us about the cafe.
Oh, basically, I just wanted to do a meeting greet.
And it's a one day event.
And I was like, oh, hire out a cafe and do a collab cafe.
And I'm only doing it for one day.
You did the same thing for a week, two weeks.
So I'm on it.
Three months?
Three months.
But he's not, he's not showing up one time.
He's showing up one time?
Yeah, I know him one time.
He should be there every day.
Every day, every day.
It's like a fun thing if you're in Akihabara.
Whereabouts is it?
It's in Shibuya.
It's in a cafe called Ten Cups.
It's like a...
Oh, you know it? Ah, it's a great place.
You've cooked us.
Yeah.
A competition, isn't it?
I think it's actually around the corner from possible.
You know what?
Yeah, he goes to the cafe, meet the man himself, then get drunk and lost drunk.
Yeah, guys, I mean, you can't come because tickets are sold out unfortunately.
Yeah, I sure they were sold out like right away.
Yes.
When I went to look, I was like, oh, I wonder what the availability is like.
How many people you meet?
I think about 200.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
And they basically sold out immediately.
I want to meet in Green.
Yeah.
Well, I'm gonna meet in Greek
But we did try to recreate the barn curry in the anime
Did you get to cry? Oh, yeah, you said that you asked your I asked my mum
To give a baseline of like the ingredients and then they tailor it for
They take that oh, yeah, that's cool
That's uh those are the three...
So she's curry chicken curry?
Yes.
Wings or Euthanasia?
No butter chicken.
No butter chicken G-class?
I know you know. Wings of Euthanasia.
Why is that?
I read. I'm definitely going to say no with me.
Wings of Euthanasia.
It sounds like a clinic in Switzerland.
Wings of Euthanasia.
Chris, you're murdering my fucking men.
What have you got on the menu at the bar cafe?
Wings of New South India.
You're from Asia.
Holland's going to send me to a clinic in Switzerland.
Oh my God.
Gordon to another world, watermelon and pandan.
Mottetown.
It's fantastic, man.
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, I was so...
I'll look through the string.
Food's so good it's better than New South Asia.
Oh wow.
I love Daishi's curry.
Yeah.
Oh, the portal to another world.
Yeah, yeah.
I hate that.
Um, yeah, we tried the foods a few days ago and...
You laughed at me.
Your face.
That was really good.
You've tried, you've tasted the menu.
I've tasted the menu.
Oh, no.
It was like, the biggest thing I was nervous about was that we'd make like a themed
It's a theme for menging and it tastes like shit, it's always a hard one.
It could be a gimmick sometimes.
Yeah, yeah.
We had to work with the set ingredients they had at the cafe.
Yeah.
And they were like, we can only do this.
But they came up with all the three ideas.
It was really good too.
And they all taste from crack.
And the sweet things taste easy.
It's like sugar.
Lost bars just from cheese and crack.
That's easy.
But that's all you need.
I thought you needed some good life.
It's a simple life.
Can you get nuts?
I think there's wasabi.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, I have that.
Yeah.
That's cool though, man.
I mean, the cheese is good though.
What is it?
What is it being good?
Um, it is this Saturday.
We're leaving the cycle.
I have a meeting with people.
Yeah, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, uh, cause I'm gonna be live-streaming as well.
You can meet in three or 17,000 people right now.
Yeah, I know.
I know it.
Uh, 21.
Oh, shit.
21.
21?
Yeah, I've got 21,000 people watching.
I was banter and sit around a tree and pray that each other's found.
We would just take turns shelling for each other.
Like, well Chris, tell me about the book.
I can't tell you about the merch.
He disgusts me in vain of you.
Have you read his book?
I haven't.
You should read it.
You should read everything.
He told me it's not even his book.
Yeah, you should read it.
He did.
He did.
I'm not reading it.
What's Jeremy going to show in his hammer?
What's up with him?
Yeah, I did have Sherry.
Actually, this is something I didn't even ask you.
I did ask him the other two times,
but then I think I was like,
J, no, I can't.
If you say no to Connor twice,
he will not be invited thrice.
I think that's a banner all good life.
I have that rule,
where if I invite something like three times,
and they say no, I'm like,
oh, all right, and I don't,
I don't want to begin.
No, because I'm like being spirited,
because I'm like, oh, all right.
You've blown it, you've blown yourself.
I mean, he made it pretty clear he doesn't want to cycle.
We're very close. He wants to use the company cards, perhaps.
They're sat in the van.
Yeah, he's trying to do it.
I will say, every time someone suggests it, it's never me.
I mean, this time it was Connor.
Yeah, I'm sure he's a different person.
We can't, there's no way they even take cards here.
Yeah.
This place is actually awesome, though.
It's a really cool place.
So cool.
It's the only restaurant I've seen that's like 50 kilometers.
Yeah, in a restaurant.
I think normally we try to have a lunch halfway, or a little bit more than halfway.
It's obviously a bit slower, but...
Yeah.
No, this...
No, no.
The average TV is...
It's different, isn't it?
It's different.
We ordered coffee, by the way.
We did.
One came.
Well, no, we ordered two more as well.
Maybe got lost in the ordering process.
It's kind of locked out on.
Call Joey now.
What do you call him?
Oh, I think they put two cups full of an espresso there.
We can't call Joey now.
I've been a hammock with flat in Okinawa.
I've been cocktails and cigars.
We should put it on the boat train home right now.
Flat?
I reckon it's probably a hand in the airport right now.
Yeah, he's got to use.
What time do you leave?
Early.
You sure I'm last night, right? Yeah, I saw him last night.
He'll be in like grand class. Put out the cigar please.
What? What are you fucking talking about?
Let's see what happens when we drop something to his hotel.
No, what happens?
I'll just make sure he can check in okay.
Just to make sure he can check in okay, I walked with him to the entrance.
He was checking in and a lady ran up to me with a little translation.
Like an iPhone looking thing but not an iPhone.
Um, the food takes into stage for a second.
Oh, that's a simple meal right there.
What on earth?
My God. Fried food, sashimi.
Yeah. Yes.
It looks very interesting.
He checked in and he was standing at the passport and everything and a lady ran up to me with
a little translation that said, I'm so sorry but two men cannot share the same room at
this hotel.
Why not?
You should have been like, DUMBDAE!
Yeah, well, yeah, it's in this day and age.
That's actually illegal.
Yeah, well, that's what she told me.
We had that in a love hotel, didn't we?
Yes, we were trying to have a love hotel.
I would put a fucking wig on, couldn't I?
And they didn't detect who was the man.
Well, they have long golden wig on like they have
They have a tag to you as well
So in my hotels
I'm a fucking chopstick, please
I'm a so-so
So please
Please mind a few
I can't be a chopstick
Please
Yeah, that was crazy
The hotel let us in with the wig on
Yeah, you weren't allowed to
Yeah, I did work because
Especially what they do is they're looking at you
There's like this big panel in every love hotel
Where there's like the room and you click the room
and they're definitely looking at you from the security camera that's when they always come and run out
so obviously I kind of figured out if we just confuse them for enough time they might not come
oh she's almost lucky you aren't getting anything before yeah I don't know how you fit on this
that looks amazing the plate is just a shell oh my god what did you get there the cup soup
the presentation is like yeah for all of us this is better than the song I super
high-end rest of the hundred that's ridiculous
Ian's is like eight dollars which is like nine or yeah nine dollars he wasted
no time I think we should say grace first
I thought we were meant to like wait until we get to the end of the year, but you don't
really wait, it's rude to start, especially because you've been cycling just so much
just now.
Chris was telling me that it's a fucking mystery that he somehow gained like five
kilos in four days on the cypher pump.
Like, where did it come from, man?
You're right, it went all the way to the top.
It's a mystery. It's a mystery.
It's just, it's just, it's just all the muscle that he's put on, you know.
He's just putting on so much muscle, so much mass.
It was so funny. In the Oddson yesterday, they had a, I don't know if you went, but they had like,
they had like one of those old 1930 carnival scales.
Yeah.
There was one that we had to think of.
I'm just going to put a scar on it and do like clanking of like all the gear that's touching it.
Waddle waddle waddle.
Oh God, that's so funny.
I'm a growing lad.
That's my favorite donation ever.
He's a growing lad.
Oh, I want all the water.
We should eat.
Yeah, I need more.
I need more migration.
Do we have just like water?
Uh, we have tea.
Can we ask for more tea?
Yeah, I'm wondering if there's anyone below the age of like, 60 in this...
It's entirely natural.
Everyone we've seen in the sides as well.
Except that maybe they're cyclists too.
Oh yeah, they're one cyclist.
Mm-hmm. He went up that hill like it was downhill.
What? Lan Zong's song?
Lan Zong's song with drugs.
Where's your leg though? How fast are they going?
He makes me think I'm a pussy.
That guy was like insane.
Speed.
I struggled to get back in front of him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was unstoppable.
He's clearly training for like, say, very good.
He made the uphill look like a downhill.
The way he went up there.
He did, yeah.
Just, just, just, just, I might have your phone, might.
My phone's on its last legs.
It's, uh...
Oh, here we go.
Yeah, what happened to it?
I don't know, the battery's just...
Shit, it's just shot.
Oh, my gosh.
It goes from...
I'll just order two more.
Is she dead?
Oh yeah, we'll just, we'll just take the waters.
Yeah.
No, it goes from like 100 to 60 and then shuts off at 40 and...
Who knew the hardest would be the cats and curries to make?
Who knew the hardest would be watching Chris and his food?
And then he's going to be like, hurry up!
Well, there's no time to attend to people who order the lunch at these places.
Because it's already set up, very good.
Then you come in.
I want the special super-duper eight-year-long curry.
You're telling me that Katsukari is somehow complicated, the simplest dish.
Yeah, but like these places are designed like you ordered the set up.
Well, I heard Sashimi, you know, kind of scarred from the day still.
I don't know if I'm gonna...
That's really good though, I kind of regret we're getting out of that.
You sure you're going up the Tuna?
You see the bowl? I saw the bowl. Oh my god, the bowl was disgusting.
I actually ruined you there for me.
I know why you guys...
Wow.
Hi, Adam.
Oh, she's thought, hello.
Ooh, wow.
Hi, Adam.
I thought it was going to say hello.
Come on.
Thank you.
Mm, so good.
It's amazing.
Can that go wrong with katsukura?
No. That's it, man.
It always hits. Yeah.
I like this veg on the side as well.
I've had in a while been living a family mart. There's not so much magic in them
Looks amazing it does look amazing. How is it?
Hmm. All right.
I'm very nice.
So Chris, why don't you want to watch Project Hail Mary?
What?
Can you tell me you don't want to watch Project Hail Mary?
No, I don't want to watch it.
No, no, no. You said to me, I don't like feel-good movies.
Well, I don't like films that are all wrapped up nicely and fun at the end.
I like a more cynical, realistic ending.
That's why I like the original Black Mirror.
because all the cast just ended up dead or something awful happened.
It helped me, like, this is real.
A little bit of hope is okay.
Yeah.
Don't you miss, like, a good Tom Hanks film, you know?
Like a good 90s Tom Hanks film.
Castaway.
He had us back and his wife starting a family with his own fucks sake.
You didn't have all my equipment, did you?
He was gone for a while, to be fair.
Seven years, though.
Yeah, I mean, that's fair game.
I mean, did you watch The Martian? That was helpful.
Yeah, right.
I think it was still over here.
Have you watched it?
Yeah.
Is it good?
I mean, I enjoyed it.
Well, then it must be good.
I trust you already have caused everything scarface or Star Wars or anything good.
But I was like, I've never seen a film before.
I mean, I will say that he did feel like an old school like 90s 80s Tom Hanks movie is why I would say that.
Yeah, that's good.
And it's been a while since I've seen a movie with a vibe like that.
Charlotte said it was very good. I watched it at some point.
at some point.
I can't exactly watch you on the circle phone.
Watch you on the car, innit?
Mmm.
What are you doing, chap?
Have you seen Project Hellman?
Oh, thank you. It is a bar.
Oh, you're a mixer?
Yeah, I'm a mixer.
You're a mixer? Oh, man.
What do you mean, oh, man?
You're ruining like the crunchiness of the katsu and uh...
No, no, no, no.
You're so foolish.
No, no.
Because I want every bite to have the same amount of curry flavour.
No, it's...
You combine the curry and the rice together.
Chats says the film is amazing.
I don't know.
Oh, she is.
I don't know.
You just turned it into a slot bowl.
You know, all that life presentation is just like gone now.
I like the slot bowls.
I like SWAT models! I want every byte to have equal amounts of power in the chat. Who's residing with here?
Definitely girl.
The base mix.
Connor is right. Connor, Connor, Connor.
I'm the base of her.
I'm the bunker buster bomb, I don't feel tired.
I'm the base of the bunker buster bomb.
Okay, we're seeing the pole.
See what the pole's saying?
I don't know about myself.
How's your lunch?
Yeah, really good.
I'm still hungry though.
I've arrived back.
It's not that much, is it?
I got a slice of my fish and some lettuce or whatever.
You shouldn't tell them this.
Oh, I want more.
See what I said, this is not enough.
It's very delicious.
It's a simple meal all over again.
I love sesame dressing. So good. Do you like sesame? I love sesame. Especially the salad
dressing. What does big Chungus do? Did you just learn about big Chungus?
What do you say?
I always forget about him.
Where did this come from?
He's like a jumbo, I remember him vaguely from my childhood.
He's like a jumbo-sized rabbit, right?
He's Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny's like fat brother.
No, he's Bugs Bunny.
What, Bugs Bunny?
Oh, he's Bugs Bunny?
Or after he's eaten, like, teeny pork chops or something.
It's like a single frame of Bugs Bunny
who's kind of like puffing himself up.
Oh.
All right.
I don't understand and then they took that and made it to a meeting. Yeah
Did you know this
Because people said Chris Chung is not what is that?
Your stage name
I feel like I have a compliment a lot.
I mean, no, it's not a compliment.
They're very splinter.
What's that?
What?
What do you have in there?
No, he didn't get through it.
Weird, eh?
Do you have a favourite chapter in your book, Chris?
Oh, they just wrote.
What's the chapter?
Well, they're really easy to remember because they're all prefectures.
Yeah, exactly.
What do you think?
What was the chapter when you finished writing it, you're like, yeah.
It was like that fucking year, mate.
I just wrote some fire right there.
I don't know.
See, the albumery was quite good.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, maybe a latte.
Because I wrote a bit about one cassoba.
The first time I did one, because maybe you knew what it was right, this was like 2014.
And Natsuki turned to me at dinner, he had a cigarette, he just went without any fucking
context, went, let's a wanker sub, I was like, I'm sorry, what, I buried him then, I was
like, I don't know much about Danny's fault in some sort of hentai thing, and he's like
No, noodles. Big noodles, all that stuff.
Why is it called wankers save?
And the...
So I like that chapter.
You've a way of telling stories.
It's like being dead in the iron was like wankers save.
It's not fucking normal though, is it?
Well, we helped put wankers save on the map.
You did, now it's a food challenge.
There's nothing normal about...
Naturally.
No, there is...
The smokestack. The real smokestack.
The smokestack.
Has he got anyone on the cycle plan this year?
We're gonna run into him in two days, maybe.
He's free, right?
Yeah. Well, I'm gonna go in there his own.
Yeah.
He's cutting someone's hair. I'll be like...
Chris, can we get a haircut?
Would you like to cut your hair, Chris?
I'll just cut my fucking hair.
Would you let him cut it?
There's nothing to cut off.
If you had hair.
There's his wife.
That's something that does the hair cut.
He does the hair dyeing.
Oh, oh.
If I dyed my hair black, he'd be ready to get it.
He's got highlights now.
He looks like 10 years younger.
Even if he locks on there, he just starts coughing.
Like, all the smoke.
That's like a video game, you can always see the snake rising on horizon, so that's right
again.
I could use a haircut.
I will find a suit before the cycle goes on.
I see you can dye your hair.
Sorry?
Yeah, we'll get that excuse.
I see you can dye your hair back.
What do you do to dye your hair?
The force translate.
You've already gone through your stream and did life crisis.
I have, I've already done my hair once.
That was because somebody offered to do it for free and I was like, okay, that sounds
fun.
And then it turned boring and I was like, what is this?
I didn't actually kind of like it when it was half and half.
I thought you were trying to join like face panels or something like that, man.
No, I don't think I was racist enough to join.
I think I didn't beat the criteria.
Mmm!
Mmm!
Mmm!
Mmmmmm!
Mmmmm!
Mmmmm!
Oh my god.
That is so good.
Oh my god.
One of my son's ever cooked bitcoin.
Oh my God.
That was so good.
Oh my God.
That was awesome.
When you started going crypto coin.
Well that's also one of the reasons why I wasn't allowed to join FANAS.
I didn't have a crypto coin.
I hadn't scammed a 12-year-old yet.
I got to work on that.
the first book comes in making a board in Japan quite
I call them Brody bitch
Brody what? Brody bitch Brody bitch
She didn't even joke about that
probably someone's going to make a crypto coin of that now
or a message you about it oh no
it's so funny because I once made a joke about oh yeah I'm making a crypto coin
Bitcoin like a very obvious sarcastic jargon and then someone in the crypto community actually made the coin
I was like kept fucking messaging me on every like social media being like yo, yeah, we made the coin
You can promote it. I was surprised people still fall for crypto shit. That's faggots. Yeah
I
Mean, I think I'm a teaser that everyone that was like no, I promise I'll be valuable. Yeah. It's like man. They won
God, NFTs, that was a horrible year. Everyone spamming at NFTs.
I think everyone had at least one friend as well that was like...
Yeah, I know. They're going to be good.
I had a friend that was always going on about them, and I like...
I'd sort of meet them for a year until they stopped.
Yeah. Oh my God, that was just a hard time.
The only bit that was good was like certain artists got rewarded for their art.
in a way that doesn't really exist and it's now very bad because you've got AI.
So at first I was like, oh it's cool, these artists I appreciate are making money out of something absurd.
Good for them. But then they kept going on about it because it became like a Ponzi scheme
where they had to sort of promote it, prop up the currency.
And through it all I went, I like real money. I went, touch this shit.
Don't get into crypto. That's my tip of the day and also buy my book.
Don't buy this stuff. Buy this stuff.
You'll learn things from my book.
Crypto, you'll get a rush and then you'll lose all your money and back to square one.
Are you still hiring?
I'm quite full though.
Eyes bigger than your stomach, that's what my armory says.
I'm just coming bigger than my eyes at this point.
I'm just coming bigger than my fucking head.
It's because you've got to wait for the signal for your stomach to tell your mind that you're full.
You also sit in the worst, most unflattering way.
You always sit like this, and then I'm just going to sit like that.
Ah, shit. How do you sit like that?
How do you sit this bolt upright like that?
Look at everyone else around the table. You're the anomaly here, not me.
I was leaned down to be fair for a moment. I was like this.
But you know, if you don't want your stomach to show,
You're sitting like how my mom wants me to sit, but nobody sits like that, I'm gonna be a real requirement.
Okay, is this just getting up on God of it?
You could say like anything, because we're like, God, I agree with God of it, certainly, God of it.
God is a veggie hater.
Yeah, that's what I'm hearing on chat.
Okay, let's see if God gets a ten-pole success.
That's what I want to do now.
Will God have a beautiful cycling day? We'll find out.
It's been 30 bucks, I don't know how much that gets me.
Is that enough? That's pretty much enough.
That's enough.
That's enough.
I've played a couple.
I've played for like, one.
Connor has private school post-hip.
I'm, dude, I'm not showing private school.
I'd be in a lot better place.
Ah!
I think 30 bucks is like good for one.
Great call.
Okay, we got 110 for that.
Which is all we need.
Okay.
I'm going to check it out.
I want you to get to the match
at the second time or once.
Golfing?
Yeah.
Golfing or marketing?
Oh, man.
1,400 yen to feed what four people 30 bucks 30 bucks
35 that's quite impressive coffees yeah and it was pretty good pretty damn good
very quality all right well that's so good here can we just stay
all right two hours do you want to okay i don't know how we're gonna show chat
this i've got like a privacy filter all right let's see
am i gonna get anything good chat that's gonna do a temple right i'll get
I'll get out of the way, I'll get out of the way.
What's going on?
You should have 10 pulls.
Alright, let me check.
Can you see that?
Yeah.
Going closer?
Sure.
Okay, let's see.
Let's forget I'm good luck for 10 years if you...
Yeah, yeah, change it over.
Okay.
Here we go.
Is that nothing?
That's nothing, isn't it?
It'd be rad.
Wait, am I changed there?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, maybe...
Maybe they debated us.
to us now it's not it's not it's not oh what's going on what was that okay my
10 of you that's a no yeah game that's a gacha game my turn my turn let's see if
I get a turn on some crypto scandal it's kind of this okay let's see if I get
better like you got a coin except you don't get a coin you get to get an anime
girl PNG at the end of it
nothing I understand nothing never gamble chat no luck for us
That's my 30 bucks.
Yeah.
This chat's so fast.
How can you stop it?
Stop it.
If you screw up it keeps going.
It used to stop. You'd better read it.
And it just goes...
It's all sound effects.
Sound.
Fucking fix it.
O'Connor's gonna do something awful.
I hope you're well.
Get old sound.
for you in a room somewhere. Tap your L55 screens at once. It's one Macbook.
Oh, dude. Read faster. 21,000 people watching men eat. I'm sorry, do you think one with
men eat? And they can't eat anymore? They take everything from us.
Oh dude, I've got to tweak this out.
Oh no.
You're both fighting then.
No, I was just kidding.
You can't do this to me.
You can't dangle the carrot of opportunity
and rip it away from me.
The man of dreams.
It was so nice in there.
It was nice.
I had apples.
I had cider.
I had cigars.
coming out in 2026. Perfect. You want to pull that away from me? Rip it away? Yes. E-Bust.
I will say that E-SIM has been working pretty well. JJ E-SIM? Not to promote it, but it's
been working well. This whole restaurant has been in that segment for various companies.
Enough of this. Although, JJ E-SIM is the best in Japan. I know. This is such a
cool spot. If I was going to drive through here.
It's restaurant.
What's it called?
It's Lodge something.
Lodge something.
There's no way any of you was going to drive all the way up here.
Equino Lodge, rest house.
I'll put it in chat.
I'll put it in chat.
I'm going to save it on my Google Maps.
Equino Lodge.
And maybe even the Marzl's Flammet, you're calling it a lodge.
Would I recommend this part of Japan potentially, but not this time of year.
It's cold, it's windy.
The next market will be nice.
Yeah.
And south of here you've got Orga Peninsula, which is a fantastic place.
It's like a peninsula, but it's got their own sort of unique culture.
Yeah.
Every year, the adults dress up as these ogres.
These big, like, bright red ogres.
And they burst into the house of children.
and they're like, doing a fucking homework.
Raaah!
I'm not even making this up.
You've seen the videos where the kids are having panic attacks
and trauma.
And they're like, there's no any bad children in here.
Doing homework.
Raaah!
And if you're a five-year-old kid,
this is the complete opposite of Santa Claus.
Yeah.
He looks horrific.
I think we should have that, though.
It's just an angry, drunken dad coming home.
Because we just...
In the UK we have the Skyrim interactions.
You can't park here?
There's a... they're called Namahage demons.
Genuinely really unsettling there.
There's a museum and I will sat down and watch the video of my life.
If I was five or six I saw this.
It's fucking diverse.
They might kick the door down and they're like...
They did a really deep seed of the Avoids.
I was running back over here.
Oh, kind of, yeah, it makes fun and they wonder why the population's happening around here.
I don't think the reason kids are there.
Yeah, if I wasn't kidding, I'm going to move to Tokyo. I don't want to deal with this.
Okay, I've got to show you that he may have made two years talking about that.
Okay, okay.
I see, I...
500 donate.
Oh!
By anonymous. Chris has a second book. He must be a genius. Thanks very much.
Is that what you said?
No, because it's a lot of money.
Thank you so much.
I want to know what she's up to.
I've been the Hime Hajime.
Who?
Hime Hajime.
What's that?
Mother of Sidney?
Yeah, she's a VTuber.
That is...
Oh, well.
Not suitable for work.
Yeah, they got there, but I'm genuinely asking.
I'm a pervert.
We can't show this in stream.
I'm out of my debts on this.
Why did she tweet that?
When did she tweet that?
Last night.
Last night.
Go on, I'm not there for like, one hour.
I don't leave the house for one hour.
She started to drink stuff like this.
Is this the question she asks you?
She has no outlet for that.
She doesn't ask you that.
You don't go on what is this?
Oh, dude.
Oh, man.
You're in the cycle.
Are you going to talk to Mouse today?
Yeah, I think the next friend will be at the top of the mountain.
You should do it now.
Why?
Because I should rest my legs more.
My legs have f**ked from yesterday, still.
Let's drop the next break, we'll do the next break.
Because we're not going to break it up, right?
No, it's going to go forward too.
It's going to motivate us to cycle.
We were like halfway-ish.
How long is today?
On 15 more K.
Sorry?
15 more K.
See me in my sense?
15, right?
15 more K.
Okay.
15 more K.
Okay.
We've done 40.
Okay.
But you get a break.
I did a 20 break. You only got 30.
I did my Instagram real story thing this morning.
Like, good morning, blah, blah, blah.
Day five.
And I was like, wait a minute.
Only offers and it was like, it's day four.
So I'm like, feels like fucking day five.
Yesterday was like a two in one, like, stickiness.
Yesterday was a suffering.
I can't believe how shit it was.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
Oh, my God.
I wanted to quit yesterday.
We didn't, did we?
We didn't, but I wanted to.
But it goes in.
Yeah.
Project Hail Mary just kept on going.
What would Rocky do in that situation?
Save the sun, will it be?
Exactly.
The whole universe.
Yeah.
And to learn the rock language.
Yeah.
All right, something.
It's okay.
All right, let's go.
That's it.
Which cat's out?
That's very delicious.
What do we do with the microphone?
Keep them on for now.
But I need to toilet.
All right.
Yeah, I need a piss as well.
Okay.
I mean, check it for me.
I don't mind.
I'll leave you to check some agitation.
I'll do it all.
Okay.
I don't want to do that.
I'll go and call.
I think I...
I think I do need the toilet as well, but I'll go after you guys.
Yeah.
I'll just walk over there and grab it.
Oh, it's a cat.
It's a good cat.
Sure. Yeah, give me a shake.
Yeah, wonderful. Such a nice location.
Hello, it's a good cat.
Let's see, let's see.
Ah, let's see.
Oh, my leg is stiff now.
Do you want to get back in the van?
Yeah man, the van was where it was at.
Shall we give you these?
Ah yes, but let me put them in the honest first.
Oh
Freakin chat like why are we freaking alive right now in this beautiful place?
So we have some donations and they will all be played when we get on a bike, so don't worry
My nipples, I'm not even a wrecked, why do they cut through, I've got three layers
underneath them.
TMI.
TMI, you can't miss them, that fucking headlights are on.
I don't need them.
Alright, so now I've got the car.
That's just my normal, I've got little nippies, they're always sticking out.
I felt like this is a Horcrux.
Yeah, this is like Final Fantasy, like the Holy Materia.
Yeah, that is a Materia.
That is a Materia.
What was Green Materia again in Final Fantasy?
No.
It was Buffing.
Buffing and, like, maybe here there is under that, too.
Healing, I think, in the 7th.
Healing.
It was Healing.
Healing Materia.
Shit, you're right.
But that also is how I do like a haste, right?
This color is haste?
Or is it no purple?
Purple was haste.
No, you're right.
God damn it, I'm bad at this.
Purple was like the power of X double.
That's right.
Oh, right.
Yeah, the times four.
Oh my God, I'm so washed.
Can you say the name while I go to the toilet?
Well, let me put the book down.
Can I?
Let's go.
Chat says, chat says, Connors, an idiot.
Chris took some extra time to introduce the restaurant owner to his book.
That's a good idea, I should have done that.
It's like late.
Goddammit, Kangaroo only gave me three books and two of them have been water damaged by a shot.
That one was my fault, man.
Well, maybe.
Helmets.
Suncream.
Do we have some cream in the back?
If not, I might have some in my my team told you
What?
Oh, that's from previous
I got quite hot on the cycle earlier
Thank you. That is the first stretch for the test, right?
Thank you again to everyone for joining us today on cyclathon five day four
We are Chris at least seven now.
It's the first day.
We're doing good spirits.
Today's a lot better than yesterday.
Yep.
Sun's nice.
Sun's here.
View is lovely.
You've got two thirds of trash taste with us today.
Yeah.
That's banging.
You mean three fourths of trash, right Chris?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You mean three-fourths of track, right Chris?
Yeah, I'll have some fun, Cream. Where is it?
It's just really hard to hear when you've got glasses playing on.
That's a spade you left so much damage there.
Oh, thanks mate.
Did I leave my sunglasses in there?
Did you have them in there?
Yeah, I think I had them in there.
The first one, three, was my favourite.
There was a lot more in there, in bloody Hiroshima, that neck of yours.
Yeah, I mean, if you keep going up north, it'll hurt.
Yeah, what was in there on the first day? It wasn't that cold, actually.
And then the west coast of Japan is on a completely different climate to the east coast.
It's usually a lot rarer than the O'Coldon.
It's basically like being in this side of Japan.
And then the English experience.
Yeah, like next time.
Without the drivers trying to actively run you over it like this.
Like England.
Bicycles are just tiny particles in the UK.
If you can rag your cyclothon experiences,
why don't we have a top?
Over all cyclothon experiences.
I mean, the first one was really special.
Yeah.
Because it was like, wow, we're doing a thing.
Yeah.
But I was in the most pain I've ever been in
because I rode like a toddler bicycle
and we didn't put the seat high enough.
And I like destroyed the top of my knee.
Uh-huh.
So I was like pushing really hard.
I had to take pain cleanse every single day.
Oh my God.
which I didn't have to do on any other cyclophone.
I don't know, man.
This one's going all right.
The third and fourth are really good.
Yeah.
You don't think about the second one?
Second one, what cyclophone?
The second one, I don't know why it was saying shit.
I think the weather, it rained a lot.
Yeah.
And there was mountain after mountain after mountain.
Yeah, I just remember not running.
I had to listen to the Stalin's.
Stalin was on the Stalin's one that's right, right. That's how you could say messed up
I was listening to this audio book about Stalin's rise and fall
saying stuff. He grew up in Georgia and
He was like a gifted child who's gonna join the church
And he somehow fell into being a gangster
And spent a lot of time in exile in Siberia
Fucking crazy story. This kid from Georgia for coming
and you know, the world's made powerful then.
It's not like I'm, it's not like, I want inspiration.
It's more like, it's interesting seeing how,
why did that peasant kid become first person?
All that, you know.
What led that, what chain of events led that
to happen was fascinating.
But you know, just don't set that anyone.
Thank you very much.
What led Thorne to become the great sea dog voice actor?
That's the real question.
There's a new anime coming out now.
That has like one of the wackiest concepts I've heard of
So I think it's called uh roses of reincarnation or something like that
It's not grotesque is it?
Huh?
Every time you tell me something
It's not grotesque, it's not grotesque
You have to fuck his brother off, just get life or something
It's something fucking awful
I mean reincarnate every time he has an obsession of sex
No, so essentially it's like
No, petals of reincarnation
Essentially, it's about these people who can reincarnate as previous incarnations or previous
lives that they've had.
So there are these group of people who channel the inner power of previous leaders and previous
scientists and stuff like that.
So it's an anime where you have a team of Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein teaming up
to fight Adolf Hitler.
They all have superpowers based on their previous life incarnation and Hitler teams up with Paul
Potts.
Oh my god!
The extra actor singing.
That's crazy.
I mean, it could work if there's writings, kids.
It's a bit too stupid.
I would watch for you.
That's just a bit silly.
At least it's not crude as some of the ones you've told me before.
What was the one you told me about on the last psychathon?
Oh god.
Domestic shit shade.
Fucking awful.
So how would you make that anime better?
I wouldn't fucking make it at all.
It doesn't have Stalin in there.
That's crazy.
Stalin and Isaac Newton team up to take on Hitler and the fucking sugarpuffs monster.
The fucking sugarpuffs monster.
Weird shit.
Right, good story.
God.
Well I mean the shock factor sells right?
Yeah but that's the shit factor.
Look I'm just going to explain here.
Oh what's this?
Oh it's a heat pack.
Ian was telling us earlier while you guys were on the first leg he was like every day
Chris buys an onigiri and doesn't eat it.
Well, out there you are, giving away my secrets to success.
What buying an Onigiri in Toronto?
I've been in it at least once.
We're already at at least once.
I don't know, I think that Onigiri is great on paper.
Reality is they're not that fun.
Stop buying it!
There wasn't much else to buy.
I've left my left one I haven't bought any since the last two days.
Two days?
I thought you said there was no one to give you.
I got the sunscreen on, now I should get my bag on.
I guess we need to get this back in the bike as well.
I might have to just take it out and try it at every staff as well.
That's cool.
You should be fine, you're all warmed up now.
Yeah, I mean, this is nice.
I'm enjoying this.
It's a bit chilly.
Then you get a bit hot.
You can't win.
I can't believe that you're just paw-paw.
Yeah, Paul Pot's crazy.
It's not like an obvious choice, you know.
Stalin didn't commit enough war crimes.
I guess the gulages didn't get up there.
What about Gaddafi and Nidia?
Gaddafi.
They're left out.
Not too culturally close perhaps.
Not too cultural.
Thank you to everyone who's joined us.
The cycle from one to the other guys, they fall four four having a well of a time
Chris trying to sound happy like loving a
We're the time I recently did a video and I talked about how Japan has no benches because they're food far between
Yeah, look at this here in the middle of fucking
Let's have three benches, if you can enjoy the dead trees and the twigs, put them here
and put them somewhere useful, but all the places I've been to, there's no bench, I
understand.
Ask your benches, that is weird, somebody in a room was like either, there's a field,
25 kilometers in the middle of fucking nowhere, and I think it needs a bench
Which will be used by absolutely nobody
and then one day a
bunch of white people turn up and
Fill the stream and one of them will sit on it and 17,000 people will see that it will be worth while
It's weird, right? Why they didn't even put just one bench. They put three
So you can like look this way you could sit over
There I say. And look this way. I hope you're feeling really wacky. You get this bench and
you can look at the big fucking pole with cables on. But why is there benches here? Even one
bench would have been too many. It's just annoying.
I've never seen a bench here so much.
That's quite a lot. I'm going to sit down and...
Thank you for putting this bench here.
It's just like there's no benches in your hand.
Ever.
I don't control.
Right. Pull back.
Pull back.
Come on. Isn't there like no benches in Japan, right?
I never really thought about it until we moved to that.
I never really thought about it until we moved to that.
I never really thought about it until we moved to that.
Every time you're in a park, you're like,
you know what this park needs?
And you'll be the same.
But I'm like, why is the bench here?
That's a good question.
Why do you care so much about the bench?
Because I'm sorry, have you not been listening to everything I've said?
We've been talked about this on the fucking video recently.
I don't know what you're talking about.
There's no benches in Japan.
There's plenty.
There's not.
There's not.
Not per capita.
Box three right there?
Yeah, I'm saying why is there benches here but never in anywhere I go?
You're looking for benches.
You just walk in circles and fucking, can you keep up?
Well, there are benches.
Anyway, come here.
Have a nice meal at Iqoi Ngoanodj and get the £1300 lunch.
That was one of the cheapest lunches and it tasted amazing.
Yeah, it looked like the curry smelled great.
Then after you've done feasting, come and sit on the bench
Just relax and take it all in. The majesty of the dead trees and the forest of nothing.
What's it doing is there's an amazing view of the sea over there.
They have benches over there though.
There's no one just... there's arms are still in the bum.
There would be if there was a bench.
People are going to move here.
would you ever want a bench named after you the crisp wood bench
would you do that if you want a bench in your name
I'd like a bunch of my Bench, that's probably it.
I'd like to smash it up.
You smashed my Bench.
You smashed up my Bench.
Where would your Bench be? I don't know if I have a place to enter mental on though.
Brightened here.
I wouldn't want to buy it on Brightened here.
That will get smashed up.
Like the fucking piss heads that would come along.
Off the field of whales.
There he is.
Just in the middle of the world.
Yeah man, that'd be nice. You ready?
I think so.
Right, well, he's been stalling for, uh, 10 minutes.
I'll put my damn fucking down.
Yes, sir.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Football is my back.
We'll drink the vent for the next, uh...
How will we do?
Cheeky 22.
Cheeky?
Oh, shit!
22?
I left it to Fakris.
Yeah.
Yeah, over the desk, over the desk.
I see things.
And I get my bike back and go.
I get my bike back and go.
It's not trash to change.
It's not trash to change.
You know, that was before Schlatt, you know,
where I kind of came and broke for it.
I'm the power of making bikes.
When he saw Schlatt yesterday,
he was all in peace after.
Get rid of the end of those motherfuckers.
Don't fuck with brakes.
You ready?
Muted.
We're just going straight.
Yeah, let's tell them.
Are we muted, Paul?
Audio is fine.
Oh, we're back, okay.
Just take a second, I think.
What's the stop in?
Lawson's.
It's a 20-2.
Yeah, but it's a beautiful 20-strap.
See, enjoy the van, give us some motivation.
That was a very good lunch.
Equino rogie.
My kid was going to line me.
There we go.
I don't know if I can do anything to the stream.
I think Garnt earned that break.
He sailed very well.
Yeah, it was a very good stretch.
Oh, nice downhill that Chris gets to claim the credit.
Four, he's a warm up, it is cold.
Oh, the wind, there's not wind, sorry, I should preface.
It's like there's no wind, we're riding into like,
air that's not moving this way.
He's going fast.
Let me give a hand my windshield oh let's resume TTS
My food looks good Chris has a second book he must be a genius
That was the 500 donation thank you
My daily donor for day four we are so proud of you guys
Thank you
chat get donating whether that's in money or plasma
true
do it for our spicy Latina
I love your barn who'd be gone great quality and design who made it
haha
the work you do is inspiring
going to see if my company will match the way it does for us
oh hell yeah
glad there's better weather to take for you guys
that's awesome dude
thank you there was much better there
so much nicer
Shout out to Gant for playing the Trails series.
Yeah, he's a big...
Tell Brighton Grinch thoughts to other goats.
These people in that series.
It's just this road for 20k boys.
It's a nice road to be fair.
I've got to warm up, I've got to keep pedaling.
Moshi Moshi Pit, that's so cute, it's called Moshi Moshi Pit, the sideline,
it's the place where you can call.
Hello world!
There's all the donations from lunch boys, weird fall, that means you've got to pick up the pace.
All here, Chris Chungus, Monkey Cape and the Secky Grant.
Movie is around 10K Latch.
I can replace his bicycle seat.
Oh, chopped.
That sounds weird though, you know?
You say nothing weird, but it just is weird, you know?
Hi Connor, great job, Pete Hitter.
Also don't think having a bench is a good idea.
It would be a shibuya meltdown magnet, even if not in Japan.
Oh, anime don't know, was it, ready?
Well, if it is ready, I mean, yeah.
If it is ready, I should be ready.
So if the first book was abroad in Japan, and the second journey across Japan,
is the third wacky weekend with you writing the odd chapters?
You said that a road trip was an excellent whack to see Japan.
Yeah.
I agree.
I'm two weeks into a three-week trip and loving it.
You guys got this.
Like, these roads are so fun to be on, there's no one else.
I have followed you for ages, but this is the first time
I've been able to catch a cyclophon.
Hey, that's awesome, man.
He'll take my money.
Thank you.
It's not much, but it's something.
Dude, Chris is fast, man.
It's that post-lunch buff.
I'm not like 80% of my comfortable.
Sorry, like 80% out of 100, you know.
Keeping up with him, he's going fast.
He's got that high, I got a stitch after lunch.
He's a machine.
He's big chungus, that broke me.
Well, I hope my bike is fixed soon.
It'd be nice to have a back.
That's great for you.
Oh, life, dude. Dude, it really feels like we're in Alaska.
So many mountains and right next to the ocean and no people. This is an awesome cycle route.
This will be really nice in like a month as well when it's like 10 degrees warmer.
This is so nice. Oh my God.
Hey Connor, I picked up extra shifts of work today and Friday to get more money to donate.
Dude, you did not have to do that.
How about my thought of this cyclothem?
Dude, you didn't have to do that.
Let's get to 300 K-Chats.
That is incredibly generous and insane of you to do.
Come on lads, you can do it!
Oh!
Do it for the butter chicken jihad!
Oh my God, God!
I can't pedal or hearing that!
You know, I found the, I found the, the gas dash.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna just hop-box this van while you're going to go out there.
Oh my God, you're a terrible person.
Oh my God.
Great work to Chris and Connor and to the whole team and the guest cyclists.
Thank you.
You jimps are an inspiration.
Check it out.
Shout out to Mausie as well.
Mausie, go.
She's part of the team.
Yeah, hopefully we're going through it.
Okay, I'll do.
What are your top five favourite daft punk songs?
Not in any order. Face to face.
Something about us.
Um...
Get lucky's a good one.
Hail out, sir, for the gang we are.
I just turned 23.
Face to face. I still feel a little lost in life right now.
But I'm trying my best.
You guys really brightened my days.
Oh, we got you, man.
You can feel a lot. Get outside.
It helps, man. If you're tired, not feeling good, sometimes that walk does the world a good.
Yeah.
Ooh, do you see all the lovers in my top five?
They've got too many of me in my top five.
I'm in the top, like, 50.
Donating because someone mentioned it's what him or the hero would do and was legit
Matley move to tears. To cut the good work boys, down by Ray.
That's very tired, that's very shrewd if you don't know.
Good pace.
Now warmed up, that's nice.
Okay, a little bit of a hill down, wasn't that bad?
The roads have been very good though.
Yeah, aren't they?
Yeah.
Thanks, guy.
Yeah, it's really, really nice.
It's really good, boys, so I forget too close to Chris, I, uh, it's helpful having him
break the limb.
I cannot overstate how much the cyclethans, yours and Chris's content has gotten me through
some of the hardest times of my life.
Aww, that's so kind.
Keep it going Lance.
Appreciate it.
Our pleasure man.
Bobi Dick was a spi-e-m-w-e-e.
Spi-e-m-w-e-e.
Spi-e-m-w-e-e.
Spi-e-m-w-e-e.
Spi-e-m-w-e-e.
Spi-e-m-w-e-e.
Spi-e-m-w-e-e.
Spi-e-m-w-e-e.
Spi-e-m-w-e-e.
Spi-e-m-w-e-e.
Ah boy booby, it's a little laser way chat.
You got unleashed him.
Free him boys.
Free him.
I wonder if it's taken them a long time to get the anime wards up because it's probably
they have to like input all the names of the anime.
Like I don't even know how you get that list.
We might not have to do a country wall instead.
Ah, beautiful.
beautiful man. We've just been able to cycle and no disturbances, no traffic, oh
my god a red light in the middle of nowhere. How is that even possible?
Oh, I think we're the perfect distance from this.
This is doing the classic move of cycling very slowly and stuff.
Butter chicken?
I prefer some chicken curry ever since my work has introduced me to curry I've been
hooked on again from Texas.
Yeah, what's that?
I would love butter chicken.
Really?
We're not finishing actives tonight though, are we?
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow lunch?
Take full support coming from Malaysia.
I won't be able to watch today.
So we'll be re-watching VODs.
Good luck on today's journey.
Thank you.
T Gang assemble.
Shots again.
non-bath tub. What is that?
That was a very weird ad.
It was like a wacky weekend. You you've given me in the bath. Yeah, very beautiful
Wonderful. What a beautiful day.
Oh, a little bit of wind. I don't know if you can hear it on the mic.
Oh, I know a high ace. There is an arse.
That's an observatory a hundred meters ahead.
I'm ashamed that would require going up a massive hill.
So beautiful man. Oh, are we gonna get a drone? Are we droning? Oh wow. Wow, that's nice.
Look at this. This coastline is just so imposing.
We love the amazing work you guys do. Cheers from Australia.
Last donation of the night, time for bed. Help me out chat while it's out for the boys.
While it's out for the boys!
Through the town we go.
Good day, Mike and happy post-lunch talker.
Congrats to Dr. Johnson Jr. on the new book.
Rock those kilometers, guys.
Please know go-go-gar.
We've got 40-yard decay to go
through this amazing impressive terrain.
Let's think about the bikes.
Sometimes it's slow. Sometimes it's fast.
But you always get there.
You always find your way.
Shout out to Cameron Paul for the great shots.
The view down here probably isn't as good.
It won't even be better, depending on your ask.
I was charmed by the first comment about him only hero, but the donor who was moved to
tears has now moved me as well.
He is to moving another.
Yes, let's all be moved.
What the hell is that in the road?
Oh wow, that's a big pothole.
Jesus.
That was a visit to the hospital pothole.
Yeah, this is so nice.
So lovely.
Sadly, it's not that lawson's.
You've had your break, can't get back on the bike.
We might be getting, uh, our bike back soon.
Watching this through the night during exams might not have been the greatest idea, but
I do love being part of this school event.
Oh, that's so kind. Thank you.
Shout out to Cameron and Paul for the drone work.
Ah, great lunch.
That was majestic. This is why he gets paid the big lunch.
That's why he gets paid the lunch.
Thank you all so much for doing the hard work so everyone else can sit back and enjoy.
Kimmel the hero would be proud.
Sure.
Ganbat.
Mr. President, a second bike has hit the tower.
Stay safe boys.
Appreciate everything you do.
Donating to make sure Paul gets fed.
Um...
I'm gonna go for charity.
I just ate the earth so all you have left is a piece of duck chicken.
Oh, that sucks.
Okay, we've got a sidewind.
Let's go keep pedaling boys.
Well, the sun's really out now, nice.
Oh, not the van gang, okay.
My hands are starting to pain a little bit.
We love to do hard work.
I don't know how much they can do, you know.
Thank you for supporting such a wonderful cause.
My mom and grandma both have autoimmune diseases, so it really hits home.
Stay safe out there.
I don't mean to discredit your donation.
Unfortunately, primary deficiency is kind of the opposite of autoimmune.
I mean, I think there's like a somewhat of an overlap, but generally speaking,
CVID is kind of like where your immune system doesn't work at all.
And in my knowledge, autoimmune is when your thing goes haywire and works too well.
But I think the main point is that these are all really hard diseases to diagnose and treat.
And the visibility around them is very low.
So, you know, the severe idea and all the immune diseases still so much like publicity
needs to be given to them.
To get people to care is, unfortunately, if people don't care, then there's no want
to fund research and depicting it.
And, you know, it's not the most exciting stage of charity.
But, you know, that's where we're at.
I can't even think to get more done until more awareness has been raised.
Connor, you are a huge inspiration.
I dream of one day doing something half as cool and kind as this less than three.
You will, man.
It took me a while to get here.
But, you know, to get the means to it, it felt like this.
But we got here.
Now he's pulling a very show for you guys.
Hi Connor, Chris and the Vagang.
45-year-old man who's been watching since the first cycle. Oh, wishing you boys luck from Victoria, British Columbia
Hey, thank you man
Appreciate that
You're still four years younger than Chris
So congrats
Hey
Keep this nice kind of moist.
Oh.
There's not much really to complain about today, so.
Felt bad that I got to have a butter chicken phyllo pastry for lunch while you guys are cycling.
Hopefully this donner makes up for it.
Yeah, it does.
I'll leave.
Before I leave, here's the daily Malaysian word of the day.
Okay.
S-E-D-A.
Hey, piece of that means tasty like how that cake is looking.
Welcome to Glooby here.
Thanks for letting me stay at your place while you're off riding, Chris or whatever.
Also, I clogged your toilets.
What the fuck, Glooby?
What the fuck, man?
That's like, really fucking rude of you, bro.
Can't you like make a portal to hell or some shit?
Did it get rid of that?
That douche you put in there?
Oh.
It's so hard to clog a toilet in this year, you know?
Like you have to really want it.
You have to really fucking want it.
What was that?
What the fuck was that?
This is an amazing cause and it's really awesome to stare at man, booty and great views.
Hey chat what is your favorite mouse song?
This donation is one of many that got inspired by him or the hero.
You are also our heroes less than three.
Thank you guys, I appreciate it there.
A bit of an un-timing.
Yeah, a music box of food.
I miss my favorite
Cry for me
Obviously go to the hit song
Helping you helping other people help people also you help me because you and your stream just have that effect on me
So yeah, don't go out man
Huh
Bit of a small hole coming up
You inspired me to lose weight and travel out in the world a train to bench
325 pounds now I have a girlfriend and became fat
love from grief
El underscore
Well, that happens man
There's solace in there, being a little hefty, no care in the world, no appearance to keep
up.
There's cars are fucked.
Another year another cyclophone.
I watched every year and donated every year, so here is another one.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Spending dollar, I don't have to let you know that the IVF among other sources have found
that primary immune and autoimmune can be linked.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Whoa.
Thank you.
Mr. Rafferty.
More like Mr. Caffe.
Thank you.
Look at those legs.
over the info we learn we're learning on today's trip
we're making a fantastic pace there I think
Hopefully we get our bike back soon so we can all do the next stretch.
We've all had one break, you know.
Man, it's just really remote, isn't it?
The car every like five minutes.
The other hill is annoying.
I'm just getting sore.
I think I have two more days and I'll be all right.
my muscles will have adapted, well at least I hope I tell myself that.
Normally it takes a while.
Don't forget you can get the badge on Twitch for your turn now
and there's an emote that you can get if you sub or give to sub.
Donating because it's what him or me here I would do you are a handle my
gut that's what he would do I think I like the only I feel like winter
lines are so pretty but everyone hates them okay they look so cool but I
I got in some way they were in scenery.
You ever get the turn of your mouth?
Hey, nice to see you again.
Dude, I've loved Brad from Melbourne.
Bakery in Melbourne since so chill.
This covered you guys during this cyclathon.
These past four days have been the best streams I've seen in months.
Totally tubular.
Thank you.
Gino Trio is inspiring and all, but Himmel could not even begin to comprehend that
generational cake.
That's real inspiration right there.
That is real inspiration.
Wow, big A&As.
Oh, wow, look at that train.
You see that?
It's the single lowly carp, a humble train carp.
Oh, not very good road.
Not the best road.
Are we alright?
Connor, I have a grievance.
Yes.
I became addicted to coffee after buying a Delonghi Super Automatic.
I can't stop drinking coffee. I blame you. Dude, they're so good. I got my hands crammed.
Thanks you two for all the entertaining hours your content gave me. Keep up the good work.
Love from Germany.
Oh, thanks man.
Finlandankfoolralis.
Dude, I mean, I would love to be the kind of guy that like rips my own espresso.
Turns out I'm not eligible to donate plasma so instead I'll remind you that donating plasma if you can is what him or
and it's what him or the hero would do.
That is what him or the hero would do.
That's like liquid gold, man.
And in America, you get paid to do it.
One day, I would love to use my influence to somehow
get the UK to open some more.
But, yeah.
I would love to lobby for that.
I'll get the first one in Wales.
I think like most of the world's plasma comes from the US.
I think it's like a massive amount of it.
Because of the page, sister.
Hello, chat. Don't forget to vote all for best drama in the Crunchyroll Anime Awards 2026.
True.
What kind of dance up to you in the car?
Conner, if you know what anime this quote is from, I will donate $100.
Believe in yourself and create your own destiny.
Don't fear fame in it.
Girl in the gun?
I don't know if I'm right.
Helping you, helping other people.
Sleep every anime.
Also, you helped me because you and your stream just have the effect on me.
So thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, most animes have a quote like that.
It's kind of a hard one.
Masmerized by Chris's cuffs, looking good men keep up the good work.
Thank you.
Thank you for the words of encouragement.
Donating from Melbourne during my lunch break, keep up the great work.
Thank you.
Check.
The good thing about it is that we have this rental bike until we're done, so even if
the guests are done, if one of us has a spare, it pops a tire again like that, we can just
swap it out.
So that's good to know.
So I'm thinking about that.
8K's lost off.
I think we've done 14K.
I think we've done pretty fast.
I don't know how long ago we started cycling, but I feel like we've been on a pretty good
pace.
I feel like I've definitely been exerting myself, like more than a normal pace.
Will you end the stream in Akita city today?
My favourite Indian restaurant in the world is there called Panasu.
It's a lovely city.
Is it called Panasu the restaurant?
Wow, there's two amazing Indian restaurants there.
We overdue a butchering curry on this cycle.
I would crush a butter chicken curry.
Because a lot of the time we're cycling in really remote areas,
we pretty much only eat like Japanese food.
It was just fine.
I love Japanese food.
It's just like when you get this cravings,
when you're working out, you're like, God, a pizza would
crash, or an Indian curry would crash.
You get those cravings.
But I think I get to eat Katsu curry every day
for the rest of my life and I'd be a happy man.
Oh, ramen too fast.
It's kind of, they figured it out.
They, Japan has gotten so many foods right.
Bit of a hill.
Hey, 274, 11K off.
We'll be being freed.
Keep the pace, Gariboyce.
It puse you, Tane.
While a cuti ono veri tizolo eru d'mezzo.
Frottonai itonado d'usobi.
Corin puni netin liawu l'oximo sacchia l'am secero.
The fuck now, let's take a look.
What the fuck was that?
You keep saying that in the states they pay for faplasma.
Maybe South Florida is where to cause all I got is a free meal.
Wirtow, good fish.
I think I'm really over the state based.
Yeah, true.
I think a lot of states pay, maybe about 50 bucks or something, so you double-deb, you
donate plasma and then you donate $50, and then you are an ultimate giga-tray.
Those are the cutest fire-tray I've ever seen.
Do you watch Carmen Rider? Because you should come and tease Nox.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's Garen Lagann, but outlaw star.
Oh.
Garen Lagann is my best friend's favorite anime though.
Some $100 all the same.
I do like that one.
Tell us about For the Boys.
Unfortunately, a lot of those anime quotes are very similar.
Nothing's credit any anime, but a lot of them
have that kind of feel, you know?
Great pace so far.
Yeah.
You've been crushing it.
Thank you.
It feels nice when you like. 90 again. What? You hate me? I think the next three days after
today are the hardest and then it's easier than that.
Yeah because it's so remote we've kind of front-ended the difficulty.
Thank you man.
Hey it's my pleasure. Thank you.
What?
No.
division reporting you know you having six more day or uncle uncle uncle thank
you free Bobby just under 6k left let's get it done lads are you into any I
thought we'll do 280 will free move hey Connor have you been to Matt's sorry G
guy he keep up the roll halloween or she'll be a halloween or the Pokemon
park can't tell I'm planning a trip for October I won't lie to you until
Oh, what's going on here?
Oh, we're about to go watch some pass.
Come on, lads!
Careful of the gas, come on, come on.
It's not as lawson's. Keep going.
No! Why, God, you're so cruel!
I think... I think Halloween in Japan is...
And Shibuya Nakebukuro is like, uh...
Okay, first of all, let's face facts.
I'm a 30-year-old man, Mary.
Hi, Connor. First time don't know.
There's nothing here.
Much love to you. Chris, Maus, and the rest of the group.
Oh, thanks.
Been really helping me since America is stressful.
Love to Colorado.
Yeah, I personally don't like Halloween,
and also they've kind of clamped down on it,
on it so it's kind of more just like you walking in a line around Shibuya and not allowed to
drink and watching everyone just in costume. So if you just want to see people in costume
this it's fun but it's kind of boring. I use like shoulder to shoulder with people it's not really fun.
Wednesday? I think so. Yeah, I think it's Wednesday. Why? I lose track of the days on this event.
Every day becomes a blur. Everyone's saying 30 is the end, but it's fine. What I mean
by what I'm 30 in this context is that I don't particularly enjoy clubbing or anything that
is similar to clubbing in any way. Although I know that they are 30 year old too club and
do all that, but for me that is like the opposite of where I'm going. What the fuck?
Holy fuck! He was way too close to us! Jesus!
What the fuck was that?
Hey Conner, I highly recommend visiting the Kamachi Onsen in Akita City while you're there.
It's a really great spot to rejuvenate.
While it's out for the boys.
I don't know.
Dude, that truck was fucked.
Why did he do that?
I couldn't just wait like 10 seconds.
I'm off.
I got a smile on.
Yeah, Japan just introduced a law that was like you must give 1.5 meters of space if
you're going over 30 kilometers an hour.
That guy was definitely going over 30.
That guy was going like 50.
He's flooring it and he went so close to you.
That's ridiculous.
That was not 1.5, I could have measured that millimetres, I was just like reckless man.
And it's like look how dead this road is, you don't need a rock.
I'm here, sorry about that, I was distracted by the generation you told me.
Okay, alright, fair enough, alright, he's cool, he's cool, he's cool.
All right, let them off.
This has been an extremely pleasant day.
This is like, in terms of roots, this is like top in my mind.
This has been really, really pleasant.
How are we?
Lovely.
Yeah, lovely.
North of Orgatha.
North of Orgatha.
Hapotown.
The dichotomy.
He gives and he takes.
And that's a crisp 11 degrees.
Oh no, he's in the van.
He's living his best life.
How dare he.
Well, okay, lock in boys, where are Thao?
I'm a decayed van dengan here, this but say hi to Ian from the eye, met him during one
of the lost bar tours back in November, greeting from the lost area.
Mods, if we can't get the anime war don't know going, let's get it for tomorrow.
We can do a country war today if Chad wants.
Now's a good time that you people are waking up.
Some Americans are going to bed, we can earth them.
I don't forget you, you can use that little
cool little twitch badge for watching one hour
of the cycle fun.
And that badge can be used on any channel.
Not just ours for the next year.
It's a shame.
I'll see if we can get it permanent, but I don't know.
But the emote is permanent, so if you'd sub or gift a singular sub,
primes don't count unfortunately, although you should use those too
because don't let Amazon have your money.
And it's free to do. Check if you have one.
And then you get ad-free viewing of the Cyclopon.
America Gang's still up.
Shit.
Shit.
That's beautiful.
We've been doing a very good job here.
This is what happens when we're not, like,
nerfed by wind, rain.
We can just cycle.
Like, just get on with it and get it done.
Hello from the Philippines,
hello.
This is my first dollar in all of Cyclophon.
Remember when you risked up Chongqing
for Chinchong in the Philippines?
That was a very unfortunate mistake for me.
I do feel bad about it.
I was like, oh, God, why do they do that?
I couldn't believe I said it.
Oh, dude.
What an idiot.
I do want to go there though. They've got a fucking awesome winter festival, I think. They've got like a crazy snow festival, right?
Hello Connor, thank you and Chris for doing this. Your streams never failed to brighten my days.
Also, Harvey Triquan, love from Q-weight.
Ah, thank you.
Definitely will be this year.
So stay tuned.
Stick around.
My favorite anime is Monster Musume.
Oh.
Just kidding, it's actually into Species Reviews.
Okay.
No wait, maybe it's Senran Kaggle.
OK, exactly.
You are degenerate.
Oof.
Oof, oof, oof, oof.
Oh my butt's starting to hurt. How are you holding up? Pretty painful. Yeah, it's what I'm doing now.
Yeah.
Did I ever tell you about the time I met Nelson Mandela?
At least I think I did.
I might be misremembering.
Oh, I see you did that.
We can do country Donner Wars from 2PNJST.
S.T. Make sure it's the exact country name please. America you're all together.
Okay hold up, not 2pm because we're going to stop in like 5 minutes so we'll do it when we get back on the bike.
Our first country war, besides all that.
Probably in like 30.
It's going to take us about 10 to get here.
We're doing amazing in this place.
Thank you, Raiders.
Woof!
Nice. Let's keep it going.
It's a phenomenal place boys, phenomenal.
I feel great man.
Like cardio wise, leg wise, fantastic.
I feel like this happens every single time,
because you're leaning so much with your arms,
that eventually you're just kind of like
putting a lot of pressure on them.
You know?
So, it's inevitable.
Let's see who's got that uh, that donated model, let's have a look, let's show those
emotes huh, let's have a little cheeky look, who's got it, who's donating.
If I could look right now, I'm sure I'd see a beautiful flood of emotes.
Oh, cheeky little stone.
What a workout.
What a workout.
2K left.
Very close.
K-Left, very close.
Acutia, 65 K-Way, that's where my bike was this morning.
I think we'll be getting it back,
maybe this stop or very soon,
because we've also kind of cycled halfway towards it.
How should we, how should we,
Connor move some hay?
Well, I found you and Mouse in the last year,
And I really love your friendship.
Oh, thank you.
You're good people.
Thank you.
You've done the great work.
That was a cute cat.
Be careful, Kenny.
Thank you so much for doing these streams.
It really helps me.
I need to get back to my 996 job.
Wish me luck in the next round of layoffs.
Dude, not gonna make it.
Not gonna make it, bad news.
What's the light, I would say?
996, not gonna make it, buddy.
If you don't already have a yacht right now,
you're not gonna make it.
Stay up, we're watching the stream
and spent the last two days catching up
on what I missed from the first few days.
Oh, yeah.
Loving it.
Stick with it, boys.
there man. The ultimate second monitor content has arrived. But you know what?
The chatters. The chatters, people in typing constantly, keeping the energy high.
That's what it's all about man. Everyone's feeding the energy like a spirit mom.
It's awesome. And of course the VOD watches, you can't cash it because
they're times that it's waiting to be. You know they're working. They're
They're always there, I've got watches.
I appreciate you.
Vod watches are always a consistent bunch.
All right, 1.3, very close.
I think this took us about an hour, I think.
Is that right, Shat? I don't know.
I feel like that's a very, very, very good place.
Good thing he slowed down a tiny bit, but it's all right.
My absolute favorite anime is either Two Girls, One Cup or One Man, One Jar.
Okay.
Both have interesting storytelling and a twist of the game that no one saw.
All right, buddy.
Welcome back to Twan 2008.
Good night from Texas and thanks for all the gate.
Hey, oh, my pleasure.
Thank you. Look, that was the responsible truck behind us.
See how easy it is not to run someone over for two seconds a day.
The brand new Bubby Cup. But all I could find was the one with some anime British guy.
Okay!
Yeah, that's a good cup. You should get it.
Three dollars each cup goes for a star.
So my side game's money is now cyclethon money.
Hell yeah.
Gimme that!
Okay, we're in like a little town here.
This is where our stop is.
Up ahead.
This time yesterday we weren't even like 30% done. Isn't that depressing?
That's so depressing.
Too fair, we did go to like a museum in the morning yesterday, which is cool.
What, there's a lawson's in 700 meters.
I think it'll be around the corner.
Well, maybe it's the 7-11.
I don't know, you'll see him.
That is a beater of a car, that engine sounds fucked.
I don't have my clips on these bikes, so I have clips on and normal pedals, so I've kind
of been pedaling on my tiptoes.
Which has felt kind of weird but I've got news to it now.
I need this break down.
Oh that's going to be good.
I see the Lawson's.
Back to civilization now.
Like a civilisation now.
For now.
Oh, it's turned to UK, it's been a doozy.
But I think yesterday that last stretch was 23 as well.
The 25.
and like how much quicker this one was when there's not Deliah pushing you down.
I mean, there's a couple of memories yesterday. We were like, hey, we might have to call it.
The weather is so bad, like I, it was, you know, getting to the point where it was like, debatably unsafe.
life.
Pass, power through, and uh...
Thank you, most of your bests, and check for being examples of good in this world.
Yeah, you do your best. You do a much fricking best.
I wasn't saying much fricking. I don't know why I do that. I think something
anything rotted me?
Ah, what, what?
I mean to be honest, I just walk over there, alright?
Oh, nice to see you.
Oh, nice to see you.
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Yeah, 90K is a lot. I think it helped that we all got a break. We all got a leg that
we could chill. I see a guy in the parking lot.
Now he must be close though.
Yeah, are you going to talk to Iron Mast now?
Yeah, we'll talk to Iron Mast.
Yeah, find your final ride.
I think so.
Just go to the left now.
I don't see him.
I'm gonna pause for a moment, Shep.
Holds the TTS.
All right.
Come on, come on!
That looks like a nice coffee dot.
This is a great coffee.
I was weighing a wall.
I was like, down.
Yeah, I was like, down.
He's taken a sweet time.
Really?
Really?
That was like our best cycle, like, yeah, yeah, that was so fast.
So I was like, I don't want Garnt to break for me a minute long.
Well, uh, I've done some news that Naby is almost here, so...
My bike will be back.
Yeah.
My beloved, she'll return to me, I'll tell you where we can get that thing.
We're gonna get it done.
Oh, hell yeah, we can, we can talk to Matt.
Did you get the tripod out? We didn't put it on the tripod yet.
No.
Oh no!
Oh no!
It's the...
It's the...
It's the...
The ROG get bag in Nebbi's car.
It's in the back seat.
Okay, I'm going to grab that real quick there now.
You got an ROG bag?
I have an ROG...
So, yeah.
What?
I didn't get an ROG bag.
Oh, look at this, fella.
I'll show you it.
What have you got back there, Connor?
I got some...
So, originally, there was a bunch of gamer stuff that was meant to be delivered,
and it wasn't, so I took the ones from Trash Taste.
Okay.
To know why you were there recording.
Yeah.
So they sent me.
Have you seen this, by the way?
What?
GamerAid.
Gamer?
GamerAid?
What is aiding?
It's got a creating it oh and hydration. Why does it look like that? Why is it like a bullet? Oh?
Yeah, bullet. It's a bullet to your legs. Yeah
So yeah, and then I send me a bunch of other flavors
Why don't you a game raid? Oh, thank you. So if you start one, thank you and I got Krista game right the two different flavors
And we got so many other flavors too. Oh my god sleep support
I'm trying to cycle hot cocoa. Oh, okay. Maybe that'll be after
Carho's guilty pleasure. Oh
This is the one with caffeine
Well, it's like it's like doubled up. Wait, what's on the what's under the bullet?
Is it can you open up? Okay, no, maybe I'm
Maybe we can't okay. I was imagining things
Yeah I thought there was something in there.
Yeah.
Is this from yesterday?
No, it's from today.
Okay cool. I just didn't want to drink.
Game of Shops, that was two days old.
Didn't they have the Garnsip?
Yeah don't drink two days old Game of Shops.
There was one time.
Oh two!
Can I say? Yeah you can say.
So we had the GamerSups in the background for the Trash Taste podcast because we had it there for, I think, about seven months.
One of the cups, and we didn't change it.
So that was seven months old GamerSups just sitting on our shelf.
And it wasn't in the greatest condition when we opened the lid.
I don't know. I think I who found it
It was Kai. Yeah, so I was like, hey, what is that inside of the game?
I don't think it was I'm supposed to have chunks in it
Unable to
I'm starting to see my bike again
Your bike. I bet you're dearly beloved. I miss her man. What's her name?
I don't know. I really named it. You haven't named your bike. We should let we should all this time
I think we should let chat name it for monetary donations.
I think that sounds fitting.
I can't believe it's Cyclathon what five and you haven't named your bikes yet.
Yeah, I mean I guess I should have if I fucked up.
What's Chris's bike?
Well he gave his to me.
He didn't want it anymore.
Oh he didn't want it?
No.
And I was like, well this is the perfect size for my mum, who's five foot like six.
Right.
He got a bike that was like way too small for him.
So every time you saw him, he was like,
oh, oh, this is ridiculous.
These are the rental bikes.
Yeah, yeah, from a place you rented last time.
Yeah, I think they are the same bikes, all right?
They're really good bikes, too, fair.
Yeah.
Very similar to my bike.
That's why they're so good.
OK.
Now that they've had it.
How was your break?
What did you get up to?
Just to watch you guys.
You just chillin'?
Just chillin'.
Was there a part of you that was like, please take longer?
No, I'm good. I'm ready to go on the bike again.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
It's a nice day.
It feels right.
It feels yesterday I'd be like, ah, guys.
I'll stay in.
Guys, you can go.
Yeah, you can stay in.
Yeah.
Okay, let me see.
What's this knot?
Hello?
Hello?
What's up?
Hi.
How you doing?
Good, how are you?
good
What do you mean we said we're gonna call you or you guess you went watching the stream, huh?
Okay, we're recording
Yeah, we're calling you so we got a when you're ready
I don't know, we'll see, we'll see that. Where are you?
What are you saying?
What is it? What is it?
You say you hate me.
I don't. What the hell is this?
You say you hate me. You say you hate me.
You are so dramatic. You are so dramatic.
Hi, guys.
Hi, Miles. How are you doing?
Hi. I'm good. How are you?
I'm good. I'm good. I just...
What if I love her?
I will do. She's been...
Well, our granddaughter's been tweeting some suss shit that I found out.
I saw that.
Yeah.
I saw it.
I saw it.
That's what, literally like an hour after I left the house, I think.
I don't know what's going to go into that house right now.
We can't see you, by the way.
I'm getting there.
I'm putting my face on.
Aren't you interested in getting to this?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Yeah, but I've been waiting way too long.
like old. Okay yeah that's fine. I've been V2 being like since 2017 that's like ancient.
God is like what are you talking about? What am I then? God is like an ancient. I remember watching an anime zone.
Oh my lords. I remember the Sasuke hair. The Sasuke hair. Bring it back. And now look at this shirt.
Look at this shit man.
Oh, you've got something else to add more, is it?
Glass okay?
Cool.
No, we don't always, no, we don't turn you down, tilt you down, because the glass sometimes gets bad.
Yeah, okay, does it always look good?
I guess, yeah. Same as always. Yeah, he must have been cycling.
Skinny legend. Skinny legend, yes. What have you been up to
today, recording? Yeah, I'm recording hell.
Oh, shit. Okay.
Recording songs or recording videos?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah. I had meetings.
I think you should debut all the songs live right now.
All at the same time, I'll play them all at once.
Because of the properties.
How many is that?
Like five of them.
Okay, that's a lot.
It's a lot of songs so called.
Yeah.
Are there massive volumes too, like?
Okay.
Because you'll be fine.
I don't know about the speaker.
I think it's like, yeah.
That's the speaker isn't it?
Oh yeah, there's the speaker.
How many gifts are you going to buy me today?
Uh, none?
None.
Are you going to love Michael?
I'll have a love, Michael. I didn't realize that.
We all have love, Michael. I didn't know we had it.
Yeah. You got two on you.
Yeah, I got two.
I don't hate, stop, stop attention farming over here.
Just say you hate me already to see it.
What is wrong with you?
Do you want CVID to win?
I want to fuck.
That's why I'm out here cycling.
That is crazy.
Do you want primary munitioity to win?
Okay.
Oh my god.
You gotta chill.
What's going into you?
I don't know.
I'm going crazy.
I'm going to scream.
That's all I know.
Grants would share in the law.
But I'm in jail.
Yeah.
You've been doing like anime.
I've been doing anime streams.
And oh my god.
I'm going to scream.
I'm going to scream.
I'm going to scream.
I've been doing anime streams and oh, wait you pulled a crazy card. Oh, yeah, I did. What the hell is that about?
I poured a two thousand five hundred
Cards how many of those are that?
Like I can't remember but there was a number on the bottom that says like how many there are
Chat will know chat with her chat with her. I don't know where I put my
I'm happy she's streaming as well. She's been streaming so regularly. Yeah
Yeah, I've been trying to tell her for the longest time that she should be streaming more often.
She's a natural.
Is the microphone the right way? Because I swear you're coming out the other side.
I'm just going to put it here.
How's that sound, Paul?
My mom's saying.
Chat, can you hear me? Are you okay?
Oh, oh, we're coming out.
I'm always coming out the wrong end.
Yeah.
I don't know which end it's coming out of.
I don't know.
I thought it was that in this one and then it just stopped
One mouse can hit a vice seat, maybe we can hear it
Yeah, maybe if we can uh...
Maybe you can show that mic
Yeah, that was a vice seat
Really? There's no wind right now
We can't do that, I can't cut to this if you want
Yeah, you better
Cut the feed to go into it
Yeah, chat, we can...
We'll cut the feed, chat
Chat, we'll be our beat
We'll be our beat, chat
You'll be quiet
Yeah, be?
Yeah, we can hear you
You're loud, you're loud
Don't worry, you're loud
I am?
What if I just put the mic there?
I don't know that they can hear me
They're probably being done.
Yeah, he's come up with like...
Who's that?
Hi.
How are you doing, Chad? How are you doing, Matzah?
I'm on the road.
So you're on the camera as well, Matz?
Okay.
So how do you do this in my life?
You got more notes.
I can't resist.
What is that?
Oh, that'd be something good.
Your chair?
Did you want to be a guard?
Let me try.
What is that?
I'll take guards.
It's fried chicken.
Fried chicken?
Yeah.
In a box?
In a box?
grease on that
Were you watching them stuffy yesterday, Malsy?
Oh, yeah. Oh my god yesterday was horrible.
Oh, it's also bad for them.
You're so lucky!
Yeah, I am. I heard.
Oh my god.
news as well that tomorrow is also a fantastic weather as well. That's amazing because last
year it was pretty rough for you. Yeah, I feel like I feel like Schlag on the toe of
the slide. Yeah, it was his turn. It's your turn to take a break. It wasn't showing me,
It's a bullet. It's a bullet.
It's a bullet. It's a bullet.
It does not look like a bullet.
Yeah, okay. I'm so glad.
This looks like a bullet.
I'm so glad that I was...
That is not a fucking bullet.
I've shot a gun. This looks like a bullet.
I'm sorry, if you see something of that size, your first thought is something...
Oh, so nothing does mean girthy.
Yeah, man, I'm gonna have all the girth on the bullet.
I thought you wanted me to fuck you and sit on this one.
No, I don't want you to fuck me.
This is Christmas.
When Christmas comes, I'll launch it.
I don't know if I can have the right.
I don't even have to hang out with Sydney too much.
I see something like that.
Why haven't you brought me coffee?
Ah, we're a coffee program.
Enjoy your coffee.
Oh, you got apples as well?
How much did you uh...
...
Christmas is a whole bag full of apples, why don't you buy sliced ones?
It's easier to eat.
Oh my...
You think uh...
You think his talent is out of the fried chicken?
No, he doesn't.
Good source for that.
What's up?
Mine's bad.
Well, yeah
So healthy we're gonna sing today
Not she's been the she's missing your day. He's just got our whole
My whole day of recording
According music warning. We didn't sing with
No
I will die.
What are you going to say?
I don't know, I told him I'll say anything he wants me to say.
You'll be fine.
I will die. God, do you think?
I do not think.
We can change that.
Oh god.
Chris, do you think?
We can change that.
I'm not really that.
I thought you would try to...
See Matt, when he walks us down.
What's your karaoke song of choice Chris?
I've won a beep on a Spice Girl.
I really want to! I really want to!
I'll tell you what I really really want!
I would love to see Chris come with us.
He does sing that very well.
I will make everyone sing with me.
I'll do the live spot actually Chris.
What? I've never heard you sing that.
That's a golden oldie that one is, yeah?
That's a golden oldie.
Oh wait, I got you to sing My Way for the band.
You did?
For me, didn't I?
You can't sing My Way.
Yeah, you can't sing My Way.
I can see the lyrics of My Way.
I tried to sing My Way.
Paul, after the band premiere, I was literally intoxicated after the experience.
And Paul was like, okay, I've loaded up my weave.
And I was like, do I have a choice of this?
And he was like, no, sorry not.
So it wasn't really your way, it was my way.
So it was kind of your way.
It was my way.
It's a good song.
It's not a good song, man.
I'll get you all the singing eventually.
Leave me and me in the light, Kim.
I think I'm in to sing that, didn't I?
Did you sing that before?
I did, my mom loves that song. She loves Ricky Martin.
That's a really good character, I guess.
What about her?
Can you give us a teaser?
Upside, once again, she's into sepis dishes.
Black cats and voodoo dolls, happy to the premonition.
Yep, now the milk is gonna make me full.
It's fresh milk for the very first one.
Is this very good stuff?
He's like a Latino!
Yeah, it's exciting.
Crack yourself.
Nothing, nothing.
You've never seen Crystal in a dance for before.
I remember you in the dance...
You were wearing pants.
Very good.
I'm all right.
I bet you can dance.
I bet you can cut a rug.
Not like Connor.
Connor's best處 of the soul.
He got the one for my pants.
Uh, I've seen him dance.
I do have seen him dance.
He can dance Fortnite dances, right?
That's silly thing.
Do you know any Fortnite dances you can teach Chris?
Same age as Chris.
I'm older than you, I'm just Senpai.
Yeah, you are.
Unfortunately, I don't know any Fortnite dances.
Oh, is that Nabi?
Is that Nabi?
Oh, is it?
I just realized after 5 seconds that you guys have to leave your bikes here.
Roderick.
Roderick.
Why Roderick?
Roderick.
What's your name?
Your bike.
What's your name?
My bike.
Well which one?
It's one of the bikes constant.
So which one?
Well it's going to be my one.
The one, the yellow one is going to be yours.
My bike actually works.
That means returns.
That's the other one.
The other one's going to be your tail.
I'm going to put my catch in your hands.
That means return?
That's the other one.
Can you see I'm not?
Yeah.
He's giving her a tango dance now.
It's going to be Chris as a cameraman.
I'm going to be in the back of the car.
I'm going to be kidnapped now!
Hello!
Look at Ian, right Ian?
Hello, yeah!
Hello!
Hello!
What's that?
So what's that?
Yeah, it's got a stronger pain.
Stronger tires?
I've breathed it.
Bigger ass.
Bigger ass!
I think you're going to be riding this today though.
last again in 10 minutes yeah I think you'll be riding this one now I'll be
riding this one because Connor's stuck on the other bike yeah yeah okay
here it is yeah it's America's is it so but where is it so who's it who's it
hello hello yeah sounds American sure chat chat what's a nice name for this
bike it's beautiful nice purple bike isn't beautiful
Oh
Yeah, they took off all my seasoning
My seasoning my season
It's like a walk you don't remove the seasonings on the walk season
You fucking asshole
Yes, yes, you can do it on it
Ewww
There's freshers there for you
They took the shoes off my body man
That's really nice, thank you
Oh wow, they cleaned my clothes
Wow
You're gonna take my butt
Yeah
Starlink, etc.
She's having an affair today.
Her first ride is going to be with a new man.
Right out on the shop.
No!
I'm going to get PR.
I'll season her welcome.
They did put your tires on.
I also have tires I didn't use.
I had two tires.
There's a brand brand.
That was a good one.
That was good.
I'll enjoy it. I will.
It will enjoy it.
I don't need it.
Right in front of you.
I'll make you treat him right.
Let me see if you can go like this.
This really is MPRO.
I'll watch from my seat.
You can get in your coke chair.
I'll get in my coke chair and watch God uncock my mic.
No dude.
Do you want any fruits or nuts?
I'm good.
You don't really eat a lot of exciterate.
Not really.
Well, you're the opposite of Chris.
He finds a way.
He's looking for moisture.
I don't normally get hungry after exercise.
Day after?
Yeah, I find it if I...
Because if you were doing it so many days, I'd just keep like,
false feeding myself.
Otherwise I'm gonna be hungry.
I'll cover.
Do you want to cover?
There you go.
It was like Kiff, the seat's kind of big, I was like, don't worry.
The biggest one.
Yeah, they have the biggest one, but I'll break it in.
Oh, wow.
That's nice.
Yeah.
Ladies, NTR screen.
Got to try to ride in it, see.
Careful with that.
It feels like...
You're sensitive.
hmm yeah that is nice though and the colors the sec listen to this the sickest
the sickest yeah the color is so cool the purple
What's it? Would the glitter drop that one?
I'm ready to go!
It's just like boobies!
I live like boobies.
Yeah, when I bought it, they were like,
when I bought it, they were like,
you know this is like a woman's color, right?
I was like, dude, it's 226.
He likes purple. It's your favorite.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's 226.
And it also has like glitter in it, which is great.
It's stuck in it.
Mmm.
I love glitter.
Mmm.
Alright, no more uh...
Oh, there'll be another one.
Yeah, we'll...
...we'll...
...it's a tight set of fun.
It's not a lot of fun.
Oh, thank you.
Both my phones had water damages, so...
Okay.
Yeah, it's fine, I put it into the fan.
Oh, that's about to buy rest.
You would buy a large fan anyway.
It's the Southeast Asian way to drive the phone.
Does it actually work?
Kind of.
Yes.
It's a long time.
Takes a few days.
It doesn't go.
Maybe.
Don't turn on the cooker.
Kind of.
How long we got left, brother?
I think 30K.
Yeah, not that 30K.
We got one more stop in India.
Are you on the ground?
I think it's 10.
20 minutes out.
It's going to stay here.
tired and you've done the 20 you'd be like wow I'm gonna tell you buddy well it's only 10 now
yeah and then then you're in single video it's actually a minute and then you're like well it's only
nine you know you're just so close to eight yeah that's when are you gonna get on the bike
uh uh next year oh okay
wait you know Margot's she is yeah I'm gonna she's on a power level that was the guy who passed us
I thought that was me.
Did you pass it?
Put me on the bike this time.
But not today, because I gotta do work.
Yeah, well I think my picture will get you on.
It'll be fun.
Yeah, I can't today.
I'm doing work and watching Cyclophan.
Sorry guys, I'm busy. I'm watching the Cyclophan.
That's crazy.
No, Gary, I don't want to talk.
I think it won't work for you.
Well, okay, hold on. I'm working, okay? This is work, okay?
My boss said so.
Hey, I did exercise today. I walked on treadmill.
How long did you walk?
15 minutes.
Whoa, what the hell is that?
I don't know. Almost a mile.
That's pretty damn good.
There's some days where I walk like 200 steps.
I'm screaming.
Who 100 steps?
Wait, so how long?
I walked way more than two hundred steps.
How many miles or how long could you walk that year again?
Definitely not 15 minutes.
Oh, sure. That's progress. Progress is progress. That's good.
I could probably walk five steps.
I think a year ago.
15 minutes is a huge step for us.
Yeah.
That's how much Chris is willing to step on there.
You would do a walk-a-thon.
275,000 so far.
275,000.
275,000.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
What are we starting today?
Two.
Two, I don't know actually, I think about two, fifty, five, two, fifty, something like that.
Whoa!
So we're going to do a little country war for me behind the bikes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
South East Asia.
Oh my God!
South East Asia!
We are collective countries.
EWO!
USA, very powerful.
We're collective?
We're good.
Anyone within the first ranking is South East Asia.
Within the South East Asia.
Yeah, okay.
Singapore doesn't count.
Why does Singapore not count?
We need the GDV Nabi.
We need the GDV Nabi.
We can't make this an example.
America, show everybody freedom.
We're going to the class now.
We know Americans have money.
We'll see. We'll see if they do.
We should do a continent style.
Mmm, yeah.
This is the Southeast Asia, I guess that's all the Asia, right?
Yeah.
Asia is good.
The Asia is.
I feel like there'll be more balance, you know.
There'll be nothing in Australia, man.
I mean, Australia, Aussie's already got one W, you know.
Okay, we're going to do a concert tomorrow.
Oh my God, that's the Latinos, vamos, por favor, please.
All right, sure.
How much money have we raised today, Connor?
Uh, $25,000.
And you're matching with a big dog.
Like, that's it.
Try matching it like a wig.
So we're going to try and...
Well, we have an insane show in this, though.
But we're going to have to make some rules right after this one.
They make good rules.
Yeah, we country it.
So we'll see.
Australia won a couple of times and America won a bunch.
in America want a bunch.
We'll see who's going to win this time.
Americans are generous people.
We're not English people.
They're not even our wallets.
They're asleep right now.
They're asleep right now.
Singaporeans can be better.
We're not Welsh people.
Welsh people? We don't have any fucking money.
I don't need a sheep.
Oh great.
A sheep to the tally.
There's a bucket of lamb.
We got a lot of chicken.
We got a lot of chicken.
We got lamb on chop.
I'll be keeping it to you.
We got 30K today.
Seconds is Mr. Probe.
Okay.
That's something I should enjoy this time.
In five minutes.
Get ready.
Get ready.
We'll get on the bike.
We're ready.
Yes.
Any words of renovation for us?
Last stretch of that.
We got 30 more K.
We need 30K.
Look how beautiful the sky looks.
Look how beautiful the day is.
It's like the day is missing you for all the hard work you did yesterday.
Okay.
And I say, hey, today's gonna be a great day, and today's gonna be an easier day than yesterday.
That's true, that's true.
What's the word for it?
Well, thank you so much.
I hope you, uh...
You know what?
Donate! Donate!
Donate, because if you don't, then you'll hate me.
Okay, if you hate me, I'll stomp on you.
You want me to die?
Let's make it a reality!
I mean, I was really in the middle of that.
Yeah, it's just...
Jambling.
It's plastic.
Well, they've only got like 28 months to see it.
We can finish by 4.
We should fuck it up.
I'm just kidding, mate.
Sing. Sing with Connor. I do that right now.
What's wrong with you?
Oist?
Seein' in the publicity show, that's where I'm goin'
Hahahaha
He exclusively knows boomer songs
I know, on the show
He makes all his songs my mom likes
Oh, haha, all the songs
Haha
Who else is there? Taylor Swift?
Okay
The...
Taylor Swift!
Who's there?
He's a...
He's a really good...
Yeah, he's a really good singer
He's a really good singer
He knows me...
He's a really good carpenter
Every night, yeah
Something sweet like espresso, think about espresso
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Alright well I'll figure out espresso
I'm a big lay cause I'm the same now
I don't know
What's going the way Connor?
Oh yeah we will
Yeah
I don't know I'll figure it out
Alright I'll leave it to you then
I'll finish it off with everybody here
I'll finish it off with everyone
Say it again, sweet, fuck I'm going to say it again, sweet!
It's something like fucking coffee, I don't know the words.
I always take the stuff, you'll see about it.
Alright, I'm out, I'm out, we'll leave you to it, we're going to get on those bikes now, so I'll see you.
Okay, you don't want to turn off this iPad, I die.
Alright, bye-bye.
Well?
Well?
Oh you're getting a message tonight mate.
Come on guys.
There it is, there it is.
Oh look I came in fast.
I came in zooming in.
Thinking about you, thinking about me.
That's good I stuck in his head.
It's a pretty catchy song though, isn't it?
I don't wish we had an English song.
Now, please.
Something about Express to them.
That's a lot of makeup.
You need me to read my King Phoenix and the Joker?
Oh my God.
You want to know how I got these skies, Paul?
This is the only hour I've worked on the Tower of Romance.
What's the deal on this?
The deal on when you arrive from the islands.
Why are you looking at me?
When you arrive from the islands.
Please, Paul.
I can't believe I'm dead.
Oh my God.
In the parking spots.
It's so sad.
I've had an unusual place to park.
There's only 200 empty spaces.
You could have gone.
Yeah.
Actually also.
There's eight spaces there.
That's fine.
We're the ones taking more.
Maybe he wants to go toilet.
He does not want to go toilet.
What makes you a barbarian?
A Thoribabbit.
Alright.
Just looking at putting wall paint on.
Ha ha ha ha.
That's straight up the story.
It's not the reverse command though.
Ha ha ha.
So what?
I need a hand.
Boys!
Who's going to be the next in Lawson?
Wait, we want to start only have like 8K to do at the end of the run.
Yeah, 20 and then 10.
It's just straight on this road.
20K to the next Lawson and then the final.
If you don't want to stop at the next one, just go ahead.
Oh, there's a turn at some point. We have to go right, right?
Oh, I see. Oh, I see. Okay. Yeah.
Shall I ever decide on a name of?
It was NTR, wasn't it?
NTR? No, that's not a name.
That's the name of the bike, mate.
Calling my bike the NTR bike.
Look calling it the NTR bike.
Why not? I mean, I'll have to go on spin on it.
It's not the NTR bike.
That's the real name. You just don't want to admit it.
Yeah.
The NTR bike needs a name.
I'm going to call this bike Chooseroo since Connor is going to be watching someone else
I'm just riding on right now.
Where's my helmet?
Safety first.
I'm just ready to get on that bike.
You're going to do the donation wars.
The way it's going to work, Chad, is very simple.
In your donation message, you type the country name.
Americans will want to be put in state like a response to the rundown.
Can you put America or UK, Canada?
If it's Australia, Australia down to Oz, you know, so just so you know.
And you can fight up there, mate.
Remember all the top of the charity?
Just some friendly competition.
Just a bit of friendly competition, but it's not a choice.
Who is the most generous?
C gang, I know you guys are still in the way. Come on, you guys are shut off just a little
bit. They will, they will. Any donation number? I think we can group all the South
Picagin countries together after the fact. Tally up, see where they rank up. I think
it's fair. Oh, I got to put this on. Make sure you have my mic on as well. I still
I'm still going with my mic on, mate.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Oh, really?
100% on both.
What the hell?
Charlie, like a brother.
What the fuck?
That's why we turned it off when you turned it on.
I miss the old noise you all think, Mr. Mac.
Mr. Me?
Mr. Me, it's the...
The Spongebob group.
We ripped that, it's throat, yeah.
Dang.
Your mic is definitely on there.
I think my feet are working. I'm going to do a fix just in case because I just got the camera right on.
It's funny, I don't stop it.
Yeah, I guess maybe it lags.
Okay, I fixed it so it's all good.
Alright boys, let's go.
It's ready to go. I've got the 2TS port.
We're going on just this row for 22K.
Alright boys, I'm right on.
It's funny, I don't stop it.
It just comes.
you
Oh, fuck.
Oh my God, what the hell is that?
Alright boys, and with the last big stretch of today, let us begin the donation wars!
the multiple tiles when it's ready. But let us begin!
Oh, God, those knots were very nice and tasty but they have made me quite tired.
It's ready. It's ready. Ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to the first Donation Wars of Cypherathon 5.
May the best country win.
I look forward to seeing which nation is the most generous.
We will give you guys, let's say, 30 minutes, 30 minutes.
Australia, gang rise up.
And the first shot is fired.
Australia strikes with a $25 donation.
What?
Australia strikes.
Germany has fallen.
Awesome workman cheers from the Netherlands. Oh
Time donation in the count for Canada. Oh Canada
Shout out see gang and by see I mean Seattle
He represents Australia we may have lost the emu war between the witness
Oh, shit, Americans are awake. We're gonna take it personally. Oh, man, red light.
Germany here to remind you to take your blood pressure. Canada Gang rise up. We will take
them on their bank accounts or credit cards. Between Gunt, Connor's cake, Chris's calf
Oh my god the donations are flooding in!
Is it on the screen?
Oh it is on the screen.
I can't see it there.
Sweden!
Oh really?
I have to win it. It's not guaranteed in America.
The Australians and the Canadians always put up a solid fight.
Amaze, amaze, amaze. Amaze, amaze, amaze.
How does she feel, Garland?
I bet she feels so good.
Let me have a turn.
Oh my god.
Did the assurance my take it now?
Haha, hell yeah.
Grease!
Canada?
Damn you Americans, you're so right through that point.
that's girl i got the best evil screeches from the u.s.
america harshly
neverland's don't want to work
is coming when you will never go down
jr
america pull out the wallets shit where it
all my government to
fell out two hundred eighty thousand
holy shit five k just like that boys
it's late but america can do this
Don't forget, Bluebee's gonna start leaving the donations now.
There is the deal.
Americans can't follow us from the rest of the world.
I was just laughing at the chat.
another one for America 280 yeah look at that donation counter rising at a pace
we've not seen before hi from Mexico Detroit on your side seems like Canada's
winning but I don't know I can't check someone say back using my Easter
holiday pay for a good cause. Let's go Australia. Chile. America Gang for the
win good luck boys. Holy shit! Did we get a big donation? Chile! Where'd Chile come
from? We're late here in Western Canada, but we stand with you. Hold on, I got to
look at my phone. What the fuck is happening? I can't see. I know it's
early but let's go. What the fuck?
Chile, 1k from Chile?
Canada Gang Rise Up.
Chile?
Yeah, I think Chile somehow took it.
With a 1k donation.
Holy shit.
Chile, from the top rope out of nowhere.
Montenegro Gang 07.
Montenegro?
There's not many people you're talking.
Oh Canada our home and native land let's go Canada 282,000 holy shit we might
hit like 300 at this pace. TTCC on on Australier get a furry rat up the rest
of the world let's go donate plasma donate plasma boys
Go Canada, we're going down the war crimes rankings, let's try to win this one.
America Dong, what it does best.
Oh dude, holy shit, these donations are coming to sell fast.
Ghana has to do Earl's Dream there. UK gang.
It'll probably be, I don't know. I mean, sure, I'll do an IRL stream at whichever country wins.
I think that's fine. There's no time limit. I'll try and do it eventually.
I don't know why USA isn't on the list. Maybe they're losing, fuck.
Oh, and out the clips, it's so hot.
Good morning from Hungary, stop.
Good morning from Hungary.
Good morning from Japan to Hungary.
It's actually afternoon, but we get the gist.
Vatican City Rise Up.
Vatican City.
We love NTR.
Well, you do?
You like NTR in the Vatican?
American night shift rise up oh damn dude the the 1k from Chile is crazy
are they gonna take it?
Malz can you send me updates to the speakers because I can't check of like
Who's current standings?
Good morning from Denmark. Good luck Denmark on the board. Nice
Seattle gang let's go Hawks
Okay, a reminder you got to put the country you can't just put Seattle
Unless you don't count it love from Mexico. I believe that this small amount will come a long way in the life of someone. That's true
It all helps.
Second-monitor content from Australia.
Germany. Let's goo.
Let's goo, Germany.
Let's goo together.
Canada, let's go.
America's a zero. How is that possible?
The model have to fix this.
I got to donate for the Australia Legends.
That's so funny.
We're in nothing America, man.
That's zero.
Canada Gang Hype.
We got to fix that.
I can't be right.
Stop the count.
Don't know what the cycle's on.
I need to represent Australia,
mainly for the Fifth Donation.
Aussies.
Oh, we got a tailwind.
Beautiful.
America. Backstreet's back all right.
Backstreet's back all right.
Team Australia for the win.
Hey.
Very nice.
West Coast United States is still awake.
Let's go boys.
Did the West Coast people always show up?
They're always out in full force.
Good morning from Denmark.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning, Danish.
285K!
Las Vegas West.
Boys!
However, I think perhaps we should stay out of any wars for the time being.
True.
It lessens donations and spreading joy.
America gang, vise up scree.
Holy shit.
Lachlan. Let's go, Canada.
Lachlan with the K? Are you serious, dude?
Is that Lachlan who I think it is?
Given the Australian 1K bonus...
USA USA if the USA which is changed distance and speed into miles instead of
Okay, I think that's fair that's a fair if America gets it I'll change the mouse per hour for the
Has an apology for recent treatment take this donation Canada. Sorry for Archie. Go keep going boys
always. That's so funny. All right, healthy. We have the American Gang still awake. Guns,
hamburgers, taxes, inflation, obesity, big titties, freedom. What the fuck? Oh, we
You can get some butter chicken there, surely.
They'll attach the haul on the printer.
Remember, you're biking for people who can't be outside and do what you do.
That's true.
That's true, man. That's why we do it.
Alright, when the month's fixed, America, I want to hear the current standings.
So I can best commentate.
I'm two competitive America from the American mod
Oh Canada isn't going anywhere let's go Canada let's get those donuts in 287
Canada gang
What's the fuck Canada?
Can anyone throw a snack?
Yeah, I don't know why
We have 20 minutes left of the relation war.
Los Angeles, Taco Tuesday.
Oh, it's, I guess Tuesday's still in America.
It's a Tuesday.
Freaky, ah, Canada.
Let's be at least on the podium one time.
Hey, that's a sad, that's a sad mentality for a little bit.
I get you.
Hey, I love this movie.
America here chewing on the chads who deserve all the loves.
Hey, thank you.
America here, Seattle specifically.
Dude, is it neck and neck?
I can't tell.
Mods, please tell me the standings.
I knew it now.
United States, where are you?
Show up.
I have no idea.
Oh
Check here was here move them legs loads
Get in the city is taking a while
Oh, and Rines up. What's the fuck was that for me for me? What was that?
Alaska here to represent
My booby just busted a little cheeky knot on the stream dude.
Indonesia and seagang rise up.
We need to beat our colonizers.
Indomie forever.
Oh, we're going straight.
You were safe for the wind.
Let's do some good here boys.
You're allowed to just go on the left lane and go straight Chris.
for all you do Canada gang gang oh my god boy 288,000 raised we might we might
hit 300k I have no idea what the standings are
I'm a printer Mazel tolii
Forgot to leave a message. So my loss is your gain. Go, horses!
Thank you.
Let's go Canada.
Oh, Canada again. We've got another Canada donation. We've been hearing a bit of everyone.
Norway gang rise up. Don't underestimate our lucrative resource, the internet seagulls.
Yeah, normally it's got the sovereign wealth fund. They've got the cheat. They're really winning.
America.
America loves mouse.
America does love mouse.
Did someone say can a gang love watching these streams? Appreciate you guys.
Another Canadian one? Man, it must be so close.
It must be close, do you? I'm surprised the Canadians are here.
Americans, colonize.
Paul?
Twitch, keep up the good work you all love from Texas.
Dude.
Oh yeah.
Australia, all Aussie adventures, time to hit the road.
Hey, don't count that as the Australians though.
And also the rogue Chile donation for 1K was kind of crazy.
Aussie, Aussie, Australia, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, you guys are bloody legends, much love.
There must be neck and neck, I mean, mods, please give me the fixtures, I need to know
the score.
Australia gang rise up, doing more than Joey Simhap.
You guys are picking up the slack for Joey.
He's axed S7, 2067 S2 Chili, $1000, S-Tradier, $430T run dollars.
Oh, wow.
That was a lot.
Can I get the standings again?
Canada, gang, rise up.
Joey could do the funniest thing right now in Help Australia.
About to bike 22 kilometers to work here in Denmark.
Oh, dude, that's a long commute.
That's the light man.
You'll be a very healthy boy.
You'll be a very healthy boy.
We're nearly at 290 boys.
I'm small, yeah.
I'm so tall.
Yeah.
The donation was, we were looking at the movement.
Let's go, Canada.
Oh, 290!
Hell yeah, dude.
Hell yeah.
F-Rance, Bayes, O-A-I, roughly a few is a mile.
Alright, uh...
Recently moved so proud to be representing Japan this time around.
Hey, we got a Japan donation.
Come on, my fellow Australians, let's do this for Australia.
Yes dude.
Dude, it must be so close between Canada, Australia and America.
France, Lou, Lou!
Oh, it's France, gotta be weird.
Woo!
America is not good at following instructions.
That is true.
They make their own path.
United States, United States.
Oh, dude, they might be getting the edge, dude.
France, join with Canada.
They'll take you.
Go!
I do suppress the the Australia and Canada
greetings from the UK from me and my cat
fun fact the hair inside a cat's ears is
called ear furnishings
oh that's quite a fun fact I like that fact
that is a fun fact so I could not not
dust in my throat America represent we
The road is mine. I don't get off the road.
I'm nuts.
Hey, nice.
Whoa, what is that car? Look at that.
That's a cool car. That's an interesting police car.
Oh, we are well on our way to 300 boys, you guys are doing great work, keep it going.
Let's go for Australia.
No!
What was that, booby?
What the hell are you talking about?
What's up?
What was that?
America is not on the board's sad face hill.
Keep donating till it works shaking my head.
It's the American approach.
What the fuck is this jungle?
Fucking road adventure.
I'm bumping like crazy.
I'm bouncing on it.
Great job pushing through yesterday.
I remember the last time I had to dig deep and push this hard
but after my girlfriend pegged me 25 for Canada.
Oh my god.
Come on Australia, we can't let the snow Mexicans beat us.
Snow Mexicans?
Team US of A.
New Zealand on the board.
Good morning from Finland.
That sounds like a bad phrase.
I've never heard that.
Is that bad? That sounds bad!
Let me make a call to the Canada Gang. I will take a large double-double and a Boston cream.
Am I getting cancelled for that?
Oh dude, I mispronounced the Chinese surname.
You're with the United States of America, not America. Stop making our education system look bad.
look bad. NTR bike for the win. No NTR bike. No NTR bike. Oh dude, I'm going to get canceled
again. God damn. Support from Frickin' Dan. A small don't know for a good cause. United
States. United States. Dude, where? Denmark. Two, nine, three. That's crazy. What the
Holy shit.
Seven came all.
We've got about ten minutes left.
Just think about all the chub-maxing you'll get to do later.
The what?
From Canada.
Where'd booby go?
West Coast, USA.
Oh, by booby. By booby.
It was nice hearing you.
The U.S. economy is struggling right now.
I'm sorry we can't do as much as we usually do.
What do you mean?
I'm sure you guys are high up on the board.
You guys are killing booby with all the donations.
Booby doesn't know what to do.
That's so cool.
You guys are freaking them out.
He's like, my time in America, working over time to afford the doughnuts.
So when you hear that voice, that means the internet cut out towards the text of speech.
But I still got the text, I just couldn't load the voice.
Oh!
I think I know what I'm-
Good morning from Germany.
I've found you and Chris for doing this year over year.
You're making so many people happy and I think he's now starting to cycle.
Hey, nice.
Who the internet was about?
Instructions on clear.
United States.
Ha ha ha.
There we go.
He should be back now.
NL Netherlands is still awake too.
Hey.
Get this thermos in Netherlands.
United States gang rise up.
293 boys. Let's get it.
Once more from Mexico. Kola, out of dues.
We're normally at 300. We're nearly there.
America. Under 7K.
Oh my god. They're going crazy.
Generational donation run boys.
I've been here since the first ever such seven minutes last and you guys have done amazing every year
I love you guys and mousy so much. Let's go from Edmonton, Canada
Respect the mighty beaver Canada strong and free. Oh, wow
Have this girl Wow
The lone Vatican City representative is here to confirm their placement among the chads.
That was actually some beat you to it.
I believe there's someone else in there.
Who in the United States?
America.
Oh, they're working on a tree above me.
W.E. can do this, Canada.
Oh, Canada's getting a lot, dude.
This must be close.
Canada gang, whoo!
Oh, wow, that's a lot of Canadians.
It's just been just Canada.
Lock in USA, keep up the awesome work.
Car down.
The USA strikes back.
And Australia has been lagging behind,
but put up a good effort nonetheless.
Where is Greyhound when you need him?
Greetings from the Central Coast, Australia.
It's such a shame your bike is being broken in by someone wearing tow socks.
I know.
America.
Why are you talking about?
Five minutes remaining, boys.
West Coast Gang.
So those donations in, the first one,
the first battle
of the cyclathon will be won today.
Who shall get it?
but the best city in the country, Seattle.
Oh, wow.
The Cheeto just as much as the rest of you, trust.
Ha ha ha.
We really like Seattle, man.
Good morning from the United Kingdom.
All the love.
Yeah, UK boys.
There's a couple of us.
United States, S's venue.
Oh, we've got a lot of U.S's.
Oh, it's kind of like a strike back.
Let's see.
my fellow Canadians over there it is stop those Americans
Canada strong proud infinite money glitch make Americans and Canadians
invested against fighting each other
it's a Canada for the win
infinite donation glitch oh my God dude
America going strong let's go boys
it's gotta be close I have no idea
I wish I could check but I can't.
USA Gang as much as I hate to claim it.
Connor is a better actor between Robert Pattinson and Cillian Murphy.
Cillian?
I mean, that's a tough question.
I think they both have very nuanced performances.
You get a different performance.
I don't think I'm going to back this up.
I just like the way, I like the way Rob Pattinson acts.
He's got such a weird style to it that I really enjoy.
Yeah.
USA Gang here.
You always remind me to get back on the trails every spring.
Oh yeah, I did.
You're always right to hate oranges.
Nowadays, we do too.
O-U-G-O-G.
Three minutes remaining boys.
Three minutes remaining.
Get those donations in now!
From the Free State of California in America and USA and all the United States depending
on how the mods choose to bin me five thousand dollars until we hit 300k
god damn we might be a bunch of fat asses in America but so is our wallets
greetings for the do not peak crew from Arizona yeah amazing work honor thank you
Remain here on the board, please hey Romanians
Two minutes remaining
Costa Rica Latinos need for a presentation
Remo Latinos dude
Singapore bullish may lay sear Dak bullish the mods will message me on the speaker when it is over
Don't mind me, Hong Kong gang passing by.
Yo, what's up?
Oh my God, we're less than $5,000 away from 300K.
We have raised $20,000.
This is the United States reporting in Hello World.
I wish my country had something to be proud of right now.
Hey, you can win this war.
This is a good war to win.
Canada gang.
You can win this one.
going to help the good idea here. America let's go.
Good morning from Denmark. Good morning Denmark. I think it's less than a minute
remaining boys. Yeah hold on tight. Third monitor content from Australia.
Much love. Donate plasma.
Oh, that's a big one.
Let's go, boys. Love from Switzerland.
Hey. Thank you.
The mods are about to announce the final standings, I think.
Here to prove to the world we are not our government and can do positive things.
Australia, L-E-T-S-G-O.
Teens from Sollybottom, USA.
Oh, thank you.
Much love from Romania, Gacha gamers rise up.
O-I-O-I, O-I-O-I.
I think we're quite behind on this feature, I think.
USA here.
Score is currently Canada 1 at 2152, USA 2002.
That must be so far behind.
Wait, how far behind are we?
We're definitely past that.
I think we've seen from Switzerland.
The kings of cheese, let's go.
Wait, what the fuck?
How far off am I?
Wait, so that's... the speak is done.
Ah, Singapore, let's go.
Wait, how long are we behind? It's a 2000.
But it wouldn't end up with the math.
I'm putting China on the board.
Dude, Booby, you gotta speed it up. Stop these brakes.
Booby.
Let's go, Merica, California Gang.
Shout out Puerto Rico. Shout out Pangea.
Okay, well I guess I'll find out the final tallies in the future.
America, come on, we've got to have at least one win this year.
Ruby, you've got to hurry the fuck up.
I hate to break it to you, buddy.
Come on, Sweden, we can't let the Danes beat us.
Dunera, dunera, dunera.
USA all the way
Oh my I'm gonna be listening to this for a long time. I think I
Love you guys in the great white north, but the United States has to win here
We need miles. This is killing me. This is like this is like watching a live replay of not a lot of replay
They like a two-day later sports match. I know I can just look it up and see who's one
A fun fact with my donations from Australia a state here had a tourism ad where the slogan was see you in the NT
United States
We're rough road quality America late night love watching every movie musty
Oh, yeah
Saddest part about the cyclothon is that I don't get to watch mass react to it.
WHHR Quick is a Kilometer.
Australia can still make the podium. Oi, oi, oi.
Dude, this is killing me not knowing who won.
We're at Switzerland Appearance.
America, baby, R.E.E.E.P. represents St. Louis Central, Time Brothers.
Oh, hell yeah.
I'm not going to get the endless.
Take a Canada gang.
We're $296,000 raised.
We are 4,000, less than $4,000 from hitting a huge milestone.
300 tableaus.
That's crazy.
Australia gang trade your precious coffee snot blocks and meat pies for the IDF and national pride
Go you good things
It's a nice place that I've been enjoying this place Canada gang from Vancouver rise up other
Provinces raise those maple syrup. I'm gonna be hearing about these elevation was for a while to come
sending love from America you guys a chance for doing this every year
from Ireland oolay oolay oolay that's how many most matters
TTS is back low number one Canada number two America number three Chile oh wait
that must have been a long time ago now there's no way that's like current let's
go United States it's my birthday this month and wanted to do some good much
love from Texas. I'm gonna assume that's old because I think we're still getting
it measured. America late night gang come on do the thing.
I need my fellow Americans to start putting the United States in the
or they won't count towards the McDonald's.
I'll give it a hear of this forever.
Let's go, United States. Hey!
I wonder how far back we are.
Like, what's like the minute delay?
It might be like 15 minutes, dude.
This movie takes like, a 10 second pause.
From a Filipino Swedish boy, living in Seattle,
y'all are doing great work.
Conor, do me a favor and tell Chris to eat Filipino food.
I would love to eat Filipino food, but she's just like none in Japan that I know of.
I don't know why.
Cheers from Czechia beer gang.
Hey, I love beer. I love Czech beer.
I actually didn't drink beer yesterday. I was so tired that I could eat it.
Let's keep it up, boys.
I'm sorry, mother.
And to be honest, I felt like I needed it.
America, we will not be colonized again.
America got colonized?
Greetings from the great nation of Butterchickinstan.
Let's go down and cycle.
What the fuck was that? Pippie.
Montenegro needs to be on the board. It's a beautiful little country you should visit.
I'd love to get them on tonight, Garry.
That sounds nice.
What are those countries you don't hear about much?
United States and the IDF for the win.
Oh, really, shit roads.
United States?
Really, really shit roads.
Oh, I can stand for a little bit.
Oh, how you feeling?
Yeah, it's really bad.
olympic hockey l's taste i watch that game dude that was a sad game camera had possession
better possession and better game and they threw from the united states of america don't know for the
cut bike america here don't listen to the others we don't like ntr i don't believe you
We did a trust case show, we'd go out in America and ask them what was their favorite hentai
category.
A shocking amount, but NTR is their favorite.
You boys have been keeping me going at work this week so might as well share some of
the proceeds.
Love from the United States EST gang rise up.
There was like a couple of states that were vanilla, but it was like mostly NTR
was the number one and average day.
have the best cousin coffee olive oil and the best chep is wine in the world
who we are that's right Portugal
wrapping up the civic
let's go australia even booby knows who to root for Aussie gang rise up also
would you consider giving it back to Paul?
I wish so far, but I...
Uh, unfortunately Paul's gotta work on making sure all the tech works.
Come on, Australia.
Love what you will do and greet him from Cambodia.
Go, go, sue, sue.
I wonder how many I'm behind. It must be a while.
I think I'm going to be here in Malta.
Malta? Damn. I've been to Malta.
And when is the kid?
I remember it was cool.
I remember it was good pizza.
Fifth don't know, and here's the best Australian song ever.
Good old Collingwood Forever.
They know how to play the game.
Side by side we stick together.
Oh, here we are. This is Van Gang.
United States. Yee-howdy, every-o-you.
Whoa! What is that?
Are you implying M-exicans are bad? Conor, as a brown Mexican, this is for my snow-Mexican girlfriend in Canada. Let's go.
What the fuck? No.
Whoa, that's crazy.
Cheers from the dark side of the moon.
You should come sometime.
There's unlimited butter chicken and tuna.
That's so cool.
That looks like the dragon from the Dragon Ball.
Don't you own Australia?
Okay, okay, you can't put that in the Texas Beach.
I don't know why the mods.
I asked them like five days ago.
Block that shit.
Australia rise up.
P.S. Mods.
We demand you credit us.
Lackland's 1K don't know.
Oh, yeah.
Australia here.
Our 25 donation takes 37 from our bank accounts,
so we're totally donating more.
Great work out there today, guys.
Yeah, you are getting hoed.
The conversion rate kills you.
We're gonna fight in the US, dude.
Next year, we'll be Chinese, you know?
Australia gang rise up.
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
Australia, come on Aussie, come on, come on.
Oh.
Sending the money I save on healthcare.
Let's go, Canada.
That's a low blow. That's a low blow Canadians.
Let's go Aussie gang.
This ended.
This ended.
I would love to.
This ended 10 minutes ago by the way.
This battle.
And I'm so delayed.
But I'm still hearing them.
I don't know if we'll ever catch up.
USA isn't looking so bright right now.
But I hope this donation will bring us back to the light.
A little bit.
Ah, I think...
Look, I think a lot of people don't agree with what's happening.
I think most Americans are pretty generous.
And it's unfortunate, you know?
Representing the United States from California, here's $69 in honor of what Garn's gonna do to your bike tonight.
It's hard love and good life.
No, not my bike though.
What's he gonna do?
Come on, Aussies can't let the Yanks win.
Dude, this is so behind, it's crazy.
United States, but lately I want to NTR with another country.
What is even happening here?
I don't know dude.
What a NCR going down, Garnt, because you're here.
We Americans know a thing or two about pay-to-win.
That's true.
Usa, Usa, Usa.
Oh, Usa.
Saving support from Indonesia.
I just got my bunch of load medicine and wanted to celebrate this don't know.
Oh, who's that? That's awesome.
Oh, who says USA?
I just figured it out.
Why do we say it like that?
Is he dumb?
Here goes the budget boys. No rips in the whips.
Let's get it boys.
Shout out from Oakland, California. Baby get hyphy.
Baby get hyphy?
Is that D.V. Del Monte's like a little brother?
Californian, unfortunately forced to vote for the not-so-United States.
There's a Prius behind me.
Aloha, from Hawaii.
Is it a horrible view?
Let's go, United States.
I just hear the warring of a Prius.
My earlier TTS didn't go through, so here we go again.
A fun fact with my donation from Australia.
A state here had a tourism ad with a slogan was,
see.
See?
I mean, it's pretty beautiful,
so I guess you could say that.
Canada, let's go.
One more for Sweden.
Sweden, okay.
About 15 minutes behind, this is kind of ridiculous.
Salutes from the only other shaky
our country in the world.
Jelly, potato, folio.
Wow, Ruby really likes chile.
Ruby is Latina, maybe?
Another four Australia.
United States, United States.
man this road is certainly not as beautiful as this morning I'll tell
you that much the series let's go prairies represent Manitoba here I
saw someone from Saskatchewan in chat to oh cool
there's so many windfalls right here Ellie Tesco United States tell God that
Our number one anime is Rent a Girlfriend.
Rent a girlfriend.
We'll have the anime awards tomorrow.
The monster of the Himalayan hero from Vietnam.
Canada Gang.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Freaky booby.
What the hell, booby?
Why so freaky?
Come on, New Zealand. Can't let the comics beat us. NZ Gang Gang.
Norway here again. I can't let Denmark win over us.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you can't let Denmark win.
Uh, yell at me and speed up.
Howdy Howdy from Texas. This be my fourth cyclothon. I believe in you. Let's get to 300k EAW
You're so close
Two nine six six four four sir love for a lot to be studying abroad to be able to be part of this
Also, can't look forward to see you on Saturday if you're there until four
They look forward to seeing you tomorrow. They said it's out of they got
Hell yeah greetings from New Zealand NZ gang rise up
Beaver Mexico
Dude, we're 20 minutes behind how is Ruby the slur really?
We really saw a lot of stuff here from the cameraman Paul slash Pete leg end van gang
okay guys you see you know the nation was all the countries are fun that's
true all the nation was vandalist don't say any more countries open one
Get on the board
Ruby doesn't just tell you that
This is a nice road that's a busy one
Oh, I missed the road this morning
What the hell? Dude, how far behind the highway? I actually don't know.
from Indonesia let's go 300k my first dono for this season I hope Conor can
put everyone on mic and speakers so this can be respond by Chris and guest
Indonesia mentioned it's always on mic and speaker United States her don't
Don't worry, Conan. Your bike only enjoys your cake.
That's true. It doesn't know the touch of another man.
He wouldn't even know what to do with that.
In spite of Nabi's irrational fear of all Singaporeans,
I feel a patriotic need to step in and donate a small sum.
Singapore! Bully!
Oh no, Nabi's gonna say something right now, I bet.
He's gonna say something.
My fifth cyclothon keep up the good work Chris Conor and Grant the U.S.
Gambling to keep up the donation
What the heck happened was there a big donor a while ago was something good
job though lads almost 300k much love this is donations man it brings out
We're weaponizing patriotism for a good cause.
United States of Smash!
Huh.
Thank you, all mine.
This is actually a dream right now.
We got a downwind.
Plus...
We're doing the country don't know war again.
Fantastic work.
I just woke up here in UK England.
Hey.
UK boys.
Thank you for representing.
We're pretty bad at these international wars because it's a pretty bad time for
us.
It is the ocean your song were given to you or your being to lingua and
If the killing gilling what the fuck
Thank you so much. What the fuck? I well, thank you sir. That's very kind
What the hell?
Greetings from Conor S tier rated Washington state. Here's another
100 across all five cyclophanes. Oh, that's awesome dude
I did give Washington Seattle and Washington a nest here it's a good
friend keep it up boys
Italy waking up in the morning representing the UK to join the love of
my life and God the UK is not a good place.
Ha! We mean, it's alright!
Thank you for gifting, I do appreciate it.
It's time to be watching Cyclethon while donating plasma, second best, while donating platelets.
True. Keep it up.
I do appreciate all the gifted subs, but you know, if I had to choose, I'd prefer you donate.
But that's not what you're saying.
Oh, I wish you'd do that.
Okay, I really appreciate obviously that.
You know, I love you by the way, it's very sad, but I really appreciate that man, that's very kind.
I just want you guys to know that, like, you know, the gift some money goes to me, so...
Inca game, no way I have any. Also, we got the gift.
But I do appreciate it, man.
Man, I love ATR, Larita Top Road.
I do use the sub money that pretty much should pay for this event and not to worry about it, so I do appreciate that
You know the subs that are too undyed stop in California USA. We all do an amazing brother
When we're gonna hear the results to it's been like 20 something minutes on a door Virginia
Baby get high fee is not baby. No money's cousin. We get high fee in the Bay Area
Shout out to the Mac Dre shout out to Oakland, California. Yo, he really cares about California. What the fuck baby?
You're invested in California single don't know from Poland sad face. Let's go EU my sad face
Just joined how was the weather today la
What?
Right.
Fantastic.
Genuinely, genuinely fantastic.
No, don't tell me the Americans won.
Wishing you all a good day from Moscow.
Don't tell me the Americans won.
In a journal and words or phrases you can provide us with today.
Oh, sure, don't worry about it.
Alright, change it to miles per hour if they won.
Don't tell me the Americans won.
No.
No.
Why?
How do they always do it?
We're still at it!
Man, the road was so good. What happened?
This is so bad.
Holy shit!
Oh!
Oh, congrats, you actually...
You did win by a fair amount.
God damn it.
an extremely good close-up.
Careful, California, if Gavin Newsom finds out
you have all this extra money,
he'll raise the taxes again, Lamau.
Dude, that's crazy, dude.
Thank you so much, that's usually.
$3,000.
But Canada gave 4.7, I think.
Australia gave 4, like the per-population, you know?
That's kind of a crazy sharing.
Two on don't know ever, second tonight.
Now you must guard these 50 schnackles with your life until they, their final destination.
One more for the EST gap.
We are 2.5k away from 300 as well.
Very close boys.
I can taste 300k!
We've been on this shit road for a while, but you know, I'll take it because you know,
when we had to deal with yesterday,
we were on another level.
And I'm just so happy to be alive in a day where it's sunny,
it's warm, the wind isn't blowing against us.
I've got chat pushing me.
It's like that picture of those army guys
holding up the world.
I'm like, except it's just you guys holding up my ass.
I'm like, oh dude, it's nice to be out here, 20,000 people holding it together.
Wonder how fast that guy who marked us today could do the cyclophone.
He'd fucking be like, guys, I'm doubling what you're doing every day.
some crazy level of fitness there. I wish I could be there. You ride so far. You're
pretty riding more on this bicycle than on an average stand tip-to-tip. You know what
Oh, there it goes.
But how was that?
I haven't heard donation in a while.
I mean, maybe it broke or something?
Maybe you guys fucking broke it with all your donations.
Was that Oz?
What did we say?
Bumi Doko?
Yeah, Bumi just left out.
He just walked out, he went to get like water or something,
he didn't tell us.
He's but the great, great Connor.
That goes for Gant and Chris as well.
I respect you so much for what you do.
Much love for Texas.
Thank you.
You know, like, there's people who could definitely do
this faster, more efficiently than us.
But the point is, we're just doing it
at all level of fitness, you know?
We're just giving it a shot.
Trying our best to always do it
and have a strong sharing.
I hope you will have great weather for the rest of the cyclothon.
Always great to watch it on the side while working.
Obligatory greetings from Germany.
Ehhhhh...
That's a little jealous.
What's going on, fuck!
But isn't that crazy there to think?
Waking up for all those
donations from all those countries.
I'm going to the UK to join the love of my life and God the UK is not a good place.
Okay, we're back to here now. Okay, now we're repeating.
What's going on here? What the hell's going on?
Dude, I genuinely feel like we're in like, I don't know, like Montana or Idaho.
I guess we are in the equivalent of that for Japan.
Because I've just seen mountains and flat roads and just fields.
and wind farms
well i guess you don't have those in america
i know you do
but you guys like oil
oil more
yeah the view is crazy
i'm not talking about gawd
although that is a crazy view too
oh the hand
Any oilers in the chat?
I eat freaking oilers in the chat right now.
That truck is just carrying dirt.
I didn't know I could be in two places at once.
Oh, I should have gone over that.
I just didn't want to move.
I didn't want to move.
Oh, I haven't chatted a little bit. How you doing?
I reckon we're probably kind of close to being...
But it's been about an hour I think, so we must be maybe like, my guess is like 3K off.
I don't know though, that's my guess, it's a gorgeous day dude, it's the exact kind of
day you would want to cycle 90K.
Although we all took it in turns, but you know, it's not in Kingsbury.
My mic is back and look at her, isn't she beautiful?
Electric pink, no, sorry, purple.
I just wanna let her know.
Don't tell me how she feels.
I know how she feels, Scott.
I feel her every day.
I know.
Our best friend is getting her kidney transplant tomorrow.
Donating in her honor.
Thank you for helping people get the treatment they need.
Hell yeah.
Honeymouse, I don't know.
Honeymouse, where are we going, Chad?
We're about two miles off, I think, it's my guess.
That's my educated guess.
If I were a smile, I would have been keeping track
of these signs ahead of us.
Oh, Christ.
Christ, my booty.
There's a whole gond in front of you,
and we can still see Chris's carps.
Carpable indeed.
man this open field is nice man no wind oh beautiful man
yeah place japan
Japan.
Place Japan, boys.
Dude, looks stunning, dude.
I can't believe Japan turned footsteps in energy.
Holy faaaaaar!
This is the second and final...
Don't be champion, Garnt!
But I wanted to start a dollar train to get us over the 300K line.
We're so close.
We're so close, boys.
300K is...
I can taste it. It's right there.
I could have touched that. I easily could have. I could have grabbed on to that. It would have saved me a lot of time.
I wouldn't have decided all the rest of this.
It's kind of crazy though, because I remember when I ride a bike as a kid, I was remembering it was so tough.
And I guess these carbon bikes, just like, it really is crazy how easy it gets.
I feel like if anyone's in chat who rode a bike as a kid and thinks like, oh, it's hard, like,
do you have like an actual nice road bike?
road bike? Almost a $300 k. Holy 1.5k! From Anonymous! We are $1,000 away from 300
and the stop is so close. You got to get us that, Chad. We're so close.
I wonder how much this like wind fence is helping us.
Yeah, we haven't really had any wind.
I don't see a Lawson's in the distance.
Let's kind of hope we see it soon.
Yeah, this ass felt like 20k.
Yeah, we're on the right path.
Don't worry, John.
No, we just go straight.
I'm doing my part.
Who wants to claim the 300k badge?
That isn't a real thing, but in my heart it is.
I just got a fun sounding engine in that car.
Other cars go whoosh more than they go
Bay are ear gang rise up get us to 300 K Rip Mack
Andre Nicotina shout out to the whole
Shout out
like that.
Ruby, it's a normal word bro, just read it.
I'm no oil daddy, but here's a dono.
Sending love from Florida.
Please stay safe.
Thank you.
Yeah, luckily this is like a main road, but it's...
Hasn't been true back.
There's a couple charts from London.
time watching Cyclethon, keep up the great work.
Wow, look at those logs.
You can be a part of history.
All you have to do is open that wallet.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's the truck special.
I see a lot since in the distance, Scott.
I reckon it's about a K and a half away.
Hey, Connor, this message will self-destruct.
No!
Five, four, three, two, one.
OH PEPPINO!
A-H-H-H-H-H-H-O-E-E-O-A-E-O-J-E-O-H-E
Look at the palsy
Oh... Cinema... absolute cinema work
rise up we need that 300k baby. Oh it's so nice when the truck passes you, it gives you a nice
little boost. Sending love from Norway. Thank you Norway fans.
Thank you.
How's the beautiful view chat?
the mountains look 300,000 dollars let's go boys cannot watch much of the
cycle to live but I support you all the way you are amazing keep it going or as
we say thank you boys Zia Dirge Zia Dirge thank you oh I see Lawson she
You look so beautiful.
For everything you do, and for Mouse.
Thank you.
Been a while since I watched your streams,
opened a business, and have been feeling super grateful
to the universe for everything working out.
Oh, that's awesome.
Joe!
Joe!
Joe?
Joe Mama?
Oh.
Oh, God.
Now the drives to 300K. Let's do a chat for the Iron Mouse Defense Force.
For the Iron Mouse Defense Force!
Assemble! Oh, God, my gooch needs to be protected.
The rest of the gooch needs to be protected.
Keep up the good work.
The GPS, Gooch Detection Force. Where are they?
Almost there. Let's get to 300K.
300k boys that's you guys you did that I'm day day for guys they area
represent that's crazy out of Lisa Lou
thank you for everything you guys do you guys are truly inspiring and a beacon
of hope thank you love from a rich marish well that's a crazy poll
Good morning from Norway. Thanks for being so inspiring and working for such a great cause. Match Love.
Arms are dead, fellas.
This is what Himmel the Hero would have done.
That's right.
What was that noise? What was that noise?
What was that like disconnecting noise?
Oh, dude.
That felt like 22K.
in the UK. Wow, you're like nothing left to go. Well, let's chill for a bit. You know,
Ross, we made great pace today. How are you feeling, God?
I meant to break her in, but I think she broke me. Because my ass is getting to that point
now. Yeah, well, we nearly there. Oh, we're nearly there. Don't hurt my baby. Chris is
interest in the game right it's creative yeah it's creating and hydration
I think well there's caffeine game of sorts as well in the box
blowjob blast blowhold that was boughberry caho this caho's tea yeah
tastes like tea. What do you like? It will say caffeine-free. This is energy, lemonade.
What about this one?
That also has energy.
Is it a caffeine?
Yes.
It will save its caffeine for it.
Blow hard, blow hard, blow job.
This is good energy.
The blow thing got caffeine?
Yes.
It all has caffeine unless it says it doesn't.
Is it nine times that sound?
I picked it up, it's got no caffeine.
Oh my God.
You'll be alright mate.
Oh, what is that?
You're like, fuck you, aren't I?
What?
You're just gonna fucking die, that's for sure.
You're just gonna keep going?
It's like Pablo Escobar.
That's some good stuff.
That's some good stuff.
Remember, don't be fucking...
Put on the garbless, put on the garbless.
I only got a one-time grab.
Don't fuck with me.
I'll never drive a fuck.
He was in Scarface, he didn't get a ride.
I can enjoy the character you're playing.
I have to build my water bottle.
That'll do.
Blow job blowhole.
Blow job blowhole.
Well, let me get my phone and chat.
Chat, I've paused TTS, so they will come through still.
But, they're just a bit of a delay.
Oh man, that felt, that felt long.
It did, didn't it? Why did it feel like?
I think it was a 22.5.
Why are your lips like red?
Yeah.
Are you OK?
It's fine.
No, it's not.
Show it.
It's not a blowjob, blowhard.
Look at your lipstick on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's that stuff.
You're blaming the blowhard blast.
You're my fucking thing, yeah.
It's like Augustus Blaine.
You want some berries and mustas?
The chocolate tastes like some berries.
Yeah, one really there at 7k.
That'll be easy.
That'll be like nothing.
I was working a sweat.
I don't know why I was working such a sweat.
Yeah, it was kind of long.
I mean, the road was bad, which doesn't help.
The 22 is a lot.
Like, that's a lot to do.
And we did it in about an hour.
Yeah, I mean, like, we did like 20.
I like, that took an hour.
No, that was about an hour and 10 minutes.
That's a really good speed.
for what we were doing.
I fucking thought like it.
Well, tomorrow we got just as much.
Nice. Excellent.
Well, at least we've got the sunshine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that.
Look at the sunshine. Which one of yours?
Yeah.
Yay, Paul Cam.
Paul Cam.
We hit 300,000, which is a lot of crazy amounts.
That's Chris would say. What are you going to do?
I can't tell you how much caffeine there is.
It's just got two stars.
Two stars?
It's probably going to be one of the best.
How's it taste?
It's okay.
That's what you need.
You need more chemicals.
Give him a slice. Give him a slice. Give him a slice.
Get your cup. $2.50 for the cup.
That's towards charity. And you can get it.
Flavors and stuff too.
That's it.
New tropics.
New tropics.
There's more.
I'm just gonna watch this.
I can't stop thinking about Bustard Chicken.
I'm just gonna watch this.
Ready for Bustard Chicken.
Curry.
Tomorrow, all this 12 glass with the Bustard Chicken is probably ready.
be ready. Which were 20 minutes, no 20k from Akitah, we'll be out tomorrow. That's
it. It would be a very very early lunch, but whatever you do, I hope you know about it.
Not much change today. I mean, I wouldn't say no. A little bit of butter should curry
twice in a row. Why could I? I don't know either.
Yeah.
I have a different kind of character.
What's the...
What's the next book?
The...
What's the last station?
It was...
Point Power Station.
It's not even last tomorrow.
It's...
How much do we have tomorrow?
We'll say...
We'll have to review it a little bit more.
I do have the time then tomorrow.
because last rain is at 7, 10, I'd like to bring that up so.
So I'm going to go get my water.
Chris?
There's a car at it.
He's possible.
All right.
I think the Liam's going to cook.
Because I mean, we're pretty good on time.
So I feel like we're free from the 350.
So we still have some left, two more hours.
I'm pretty knackered, but I could probably do another 20
That would be pretty comfortable, that would be pretty mild.
But that would shape 10 on tomorrow. 97 is crazy.
97. I thought it was like 90.
97 and then two days later it's a 98 which is the longest day.
Well Ron's running that day so he's on track.
He'll be on the island. It's crazy.
Let's say that distance count is about to go up.
Yeah
Yeah
I've got a place, it's 21 Km away.
That's cool.
So we're going to do 7.
Is it the faster chicken curry restaurant?
Okay, what if there was a bottle of chicken but it's 30?
Would you do it?
Potentially.
I don't want to do it tomorrow.
God's going to do it anyway tomorrow, you see?
It's just trading today for tomorrow.
That's what he wanted to do with it.
Really?
Yeah.
One of you says there's an amazing looking hot chicken restaurant in 25.
You'll get the fucking down about it all.
They've got vehicles.
There's not many evil fucking fucking places.
Why are you stretching my legs?
My hands are the fucked part.
My legs feel alright.
Oh yeah, that'll be the last day one.
See you later.
What's your ass?
My ass stops loading the moment I stop cycling.
Oh sorry, yeah.
Yeah.
I'll be fine.
It's like a little, like, I don't know, like, let's crank over heat.
I don't know the best way to say it.
I'll get it, get some more.
I don't know.
I'll shut up.
We are counting $90,000 ahead of day 4.
The previous time we were there for a month.
Which is crazy. Yeah, we're crazy at it.
Chat did not slow down the donations.
The country wall got us like,
it gobbled up donations in like, one hour.
So what you're saying is more wall?
So I want a lot of the monsters here.
I want us to get this anime whole thing tomorrow.
I think they're going to have to counter manually though.
So I don't think they can, there's no bot that probably can't rise all these properly.
Yeah.
So I think the mods might help, maybe a team effort.
But I think we should, it'd be fun to see which anime fandom has the...
Yeah, which anime fandom...
It's gonna be the JoJo fandom.
You think it'll be the JoJo fandom?
I don't think there's any fandoms that can do it though.
War is good for money, America understands.
I've been wearing this for a long time, it's been quite chilly, I'm gonna be wearing like
Seedog cycling jerseys, yeah, it's nice to share a chat.
Yeah, it's nice to share a chat.
I'm the back of the bike for the back seat, it's nice, it's a good bike.
Where can they get it from?
CWD.com port.
Is that from like, World Street?
Alright, let me find it.
That's very good.
Ship straight up the time now.
Let's assemble.
Nah, nah, nah.
Let's play Canada.
Right, let's go to Snare.
Damn, this thing is still full.
Completely full.
What's going on today?
This is full.
This is full too.
I don't know why it's charged up.
Is the battery found here?
Yeah.
It's a very complicated thing.
I don't know why it's charged up.
I don't know why it's charged up.
Is the battery found here?
Yeah.
It's a very complicated thing.
I don't know why it's charged up.
I don't know why it's charged up.
What was charged up?
Is it a batch of candy?
It's a very complicated process, Chris.
Don't worry about it.
Where did you pay for it?
You wouldn't understand, actually.
Fuck you.
That was so many times better, so I don't know what I'm about to say.
I don't know what I'm about to say.
That would be two minutes.
Right, I'm going to talk about everything there, though.
Yeah, I just want to take turns, go for it.
Yeah, it's going to be a lot more work.
It's a series of tubes, yes, exactly.
So it's confirmed that I'm getting
I'm having a butt of chicken tomorrow, I can't do lunch tomorrow. I'm having a butt of chicken curry than getting on a bike. It's not going to stay in, the oil looks horrific.
Every time we do a trash chase after dark livestream, Julian Connor was like fucking
gobbled up a chicken right before the recording.
It's hard for the livestream and every livestream was just like oh boy I'm so tired boys.
So I had to carry like the first half an hour of every trash chase after dark because
it was always like
I would just have the fucking curry
it's good to do it because I have the curry undone
yeah it's exactly what I might have ever liked
it was dinner
dinner?
it does give me a bit of an ass reflux if you're off
I can't play down for like six hours
but I'm ready for that cheesy meal
mopping up that mess
I don't want to eat like a king on the side of a tire.
Well yesterday it was a shit shame. It was a family like Dorian.
Dorian, like I don't like, he gets grabbed off.
And I put the spoon in the spoon and I got stuck because the rice was so hard.
Even though they just put a microwave right, that Dorian must have been there since like the fall of the Roman Empire.
I'm so fucking hot, sitting alone in my room dead, slumped over a door here,
I'm so happy to play back to that shitty ending, so I don't know if he's dead.
I was there trying to, I was trying to get back to the hotel, so...
Uh, hmm, that's gonna be about eight, that's gonna be something for eight, I guess.
Three late, yeah.
Three late, yeah.
And then they wouldn't let us check in without our gauging card thing.
Oh, there's our guard.
Yeah, normally having his awesome guys ahead checks in because it'll...
This one, they really wanted to see it and Connor was like,
I'll give it to you tomorrow.
And they were like, no, now.
Connor looked like he's going to smash it and say.
I just didn't see him angry, it's pretty mad.
But he's been at it the longest day ever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's been very pedantic.
Because if you were a resident in Japan, you're not really,
you don't need to show it to the public.
You need to prove you have an address, but maybe
shouldn't he need to copy it?
Yeah, he shouldn't need to copy.
He just goes, here it is.
It can be a driver's license.
They really wanted to copy it.
They really wanted to copy it.
Quite a current one.
They'd like to use it to murder someone.
It's still not from the hotel.
It's what the Zodiac cards debacle against the villain.
It's true and all.
Oh!
I'll have it used in himself.
Where are you telling about me in my hotel?
I was just telling the truth.
and have about the same.
I was really annoyed.
Because, what do you say?
It's a fresh armory apple.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
It's fresh three days a year.
Yeah, and when you bought the sliced apples, I mean fresh apples.
We had the armory apple in that video where my food was rubbish.
I don't remember.
I don't remember it.
I know it's not as good, but that's because you presented me like nectar of the gods
and you're like, how's an apple?
It's quite like a $50 apple.
No, no, the persimmon was...
200 dollars for a single handedly changed my life.
It was called the United Nation for a single handedly.
I did?
I did not agree.
With myself.
One country and the gods for a single handedly.
It's the best single handedly I've ever had.
That's the single handedly.
One single handedly was fine.
And the grapes really good.
150 dollars each.
These grapes are like good parties all the time.
What is a part in your mouth Chris?
You did a elaborate on that.
What's a chicken jihad?
Oh my God!
Where's the...
Where's my...
...filtre?
Oh! I'm on a bike.
That's yours.
Oh!
That was serious man.
Let's get there. If we do next, uh...
Check, check.
I've literally been on the bike with them for an hour and a half.
What do you want to play?
Yeah, let's see what they say.
Uh, let's Christmas, ask me questions.
Ask me!
Ask me!
Ask me!
Ask me!
Uh...
Almost 300 in 1k and we're very close.
What are you saying?
Well, I'll stop it if it's too early to video something.
Yeah.
How's Joey's hair now?
We don't know.
Oh, is it bad?
Yeah.
See, we got gummies and it happened.
How are you?
Hmm.
How's the gauge?
Yeah, it's going good.
good. Big and huge progress we are. Whose cake is the best? It's mine. Where's
gone chef's fault? It's gonna be available at your cafe. It's a real
middle national too man. Yeah it's not really chef.
It's not like three days.
Yeah, I guess it's cheese.
I've been here for six months now.
He didn't want to miss this promotion.
He had to get hit in the head.
We've got to get that idea though.
Take the book to my back.
Yeah, because then when I'm following you, it's hard and hard.
Or tape a QR code to your back.
Oh, yeah.
Or tape a QR code.
No, the QR code.
Why didn't you publish this one?
Yeah, that's just what's asked.
Wait, let me talk about it.
It'll be right outside.
Like a classic Chris conversation.
Left to the last minute.
Everything left to the last minute.
And then he comes up and goes,
Yeah, it's the Jedi's plan the entire time.
Yes, yes.
The breaking of your legs powers will be a part of the job.
What are you doing?
I just got the engine.
Connor, how's your feeling watching Garnt riding chiseling high school?
What the fuck?
Book mentioned one millionth time.
Yeah, I mean, that's... that was like Chris's, uh...
He, it was his stipulation. He was like,
Oh, you're coming.
He did say that.
Uh-huh.
Greetings from Passex UK.
Oi oi!
I thought I would catch more of the streams live.
I can't say much.
We'll play the TTS when we get to it.
Is the apple good gone?
It's incredible.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm happy.
I want an apple gal.
I know you're nice.
I kind of wish I liked that.
There's not being many people like that.
I like every cat.
What happened?
What happened?
Well, I think it's Chris's video, which is fine.
I tried it and I was like, I was pretty good.
And then I started getting them.
I've now just been buying them like every week.
like to every stream yeah cuz that's so great because you can I go up I get my
tea and while the tea is brewing I kind of separate it's a little mini game yeah
yeah I peel it and I separate it all and then I have a pile of them and it's so
easy to chuck one what's your peeling strap? Oh flip it upside down bottom tear it open
oh you do it a tear one yeah yeah you're gonna tear it and then I do like
the finger poke you from the top of the bottom in the bottom okay in the bottom
Finger poke you in okay. I'm just like
No, I like Rick I try to rip off like one clean bit and then yeah shove my thumb in and like
Get the rest around
This could be like weird
I'm on the text and this is what's going on.
It'll be like a TikTok.
Figuring technique.
Wash, lath and brighten here, good morning.
Why is that here in South Asia?
Most features great.
It's oranges, right?
Yeah, it's oranges.
Well no, just oranges.
Mica, Mica is sweeter.
It's all like...
I call them war warrants.
I mean they all have.
They do taste different, but I'm just like, it's a value of range.
That's true.
That's true.
What's the temperature like tomorrow?
Any warmer?
Very nice.
A tiny bit warmer.
I'd love to see you wear that.
I'm sorry?
What would be your t-shirt, whether in a...
Definitely in the second week, would be a t-shirt.
It depends if we're near the coast as well.
It's so windy.
Depends if we're near the coast as well though, it's so windy.
Yeah, but I mean the mountain we get to meet up to, it'll be pretty warm.
But I think we're pretty far off.
Just like three days or four days, right?
About three or four hours.
We go through Sapa with Rob or something.
Damn, you're clean there.
That's some good fibre right now.
I think that's what I'm liking actually. I think I need to shoot more because
I really have been struggling to have consistent movements.
That's why we're up to a lot of chickens today.
This is where we start tomorrow.
This is where we end tomorrow, so it's very decent.
Oh wow, 15. Perfect. Yeah, that'd be nice.
No rain, too.
Oh, that wind is against us.
Yeah, well nearly, nearly.
Don't be greedy now.
I don't know how, though.
It always feels like the wind seems to point your direction.
Yeah, weird thing about that. I don't understand it.
Maybe I don't feel it.
I think you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still want to hear it. I don't like to hear it.
Do you have a bell of pain?
Yeah, I do.
Do you have a toilet guard?
Yeah, I need a toilet guard.
I don't need a sun cream chocolate. Are you good?
I think it should be okay.
It won't go any less than four hours, right?
Yeah.
If you take it online it'll be enough for a day.
I mean he put enough on till that's come tomorrow so...
Joachim Phoenix, hopefully.
You found out how I got this green.
Are you doing the waterproof pops?
Yeah.
Okay.
Come on, I'll be there.
Well, they speak chile as well, that's good.
Yeah, to be fair, I don't speak my padding.
It really helps.
There's a lot more that I think there's like, I don't know, you can feel it.
It's pretty much like some kind of like...
Yeah.
There's a bit of pads around that bit, yeah.
But, you know...
I mean, that's clear that's in Stockholm World.
No, no, no. I had these ones that said like Coffee Cross on them.
But these ones are much better than the Ops.
I don't know where I got these from.
But yeah, that's for a while.
Are you going to join me for that chat? I know that like almost what it's nicer for us. It's like almost worse content
Like but the story isn't as bad as I might die. It was too easy. Well, I would say
This will be a hundred and four K technically although we all skip 20
I think I'll like every 10 miles.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I had to be real patient.
So 21K.
That'd be fun.
Straight ahead.
Where are we ending?
Or...
Or something stages.
We don't get off this road at all.
Okay, up the boat.
Up the boat?
Up the boat.
You can take it out from accident.
You're really close right now.
Yeah, definitely.
It's going to pull it off more like a 60km.
Okay, cool.
That's 21km.
21km.
The more we can do now about it.
The more we can do now about it, alright?
Yeah, it's always going to start finalised.
I mean, we're doing great for time.
Yeah.
We should be able to finish one five, right?
probably 5.30
10 plus 4
4
that took us an hour and 10
did it?
no
see that piece here
I think it's 5.30
you want to change?
sorry, I mean
banana breast
why are we all spelling banana breast?
What's going on here?
Banana bread jack?
Did you say banana bread?
What's going on?
What are they saying about it?
A mo-check.
Let's see there's a mo-check.
Let's see if they donate a mo-check.
So yeah, there's a little donation of mo-check.
I don't know if they sub or give to sub you in the stream.
I tried to get it to tie it to the Tilt-Five Nation.
They twitched like, how would you do that?
You'd have to get all the names and get what they're like.
Peace.
Well, that's a lot of work.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that little note coming in.
That's so cute.
It's me and Mouse holding a money bag.
That's like, see what we make.
Rubbing your back.
Rubbing your back.
Rubbing to it.
All right, boys.
We're at 301.
Showing 1K to go.
All right.
Let's get it done.
Beautiful sunset.
This is where in the episode video they were talking about.
This is the video of me playing a nice song to, you know, not bad, but we don't get that.
I don't like that for everyone's...
Alright, let's get it done!
Yeah, that might help.
He thinks there's a white one.
Time to give Cheez-A-Brew one last ride.
Is your helmet with you Chris?
Your helmet, is it with you?
Technically it's.
Does it Indian restaurant?
I've been around for such a long time.
Last leg boys, last leg of the day. Let's get it done.
Total so far, we've done, I think we've done 80, 80 like four.
So this is going to get it, this would be over the 100, but obviously we all took a little cheeky.
Well, because I mean, we didn't finish S3 until 7.30.
Yeah, we were buried under, like, coats.
Yeah, it was fucked.
Yeah, I heard of a coat and a special rain sheet.
The extra leg got off.
Yeah, it's not fun.
Yeah, I don't know why the mods need to update the...
Oh, can you send the location to Sam?
Yeah, let them know. So the mods, we're not 7k away, it's 21 or should be in miles for
the Americans because they won. It's 21k, what is that? That would be 13 miles? We're
about 13 miles away I think. No wait that isn't right. Yeah it's right, that's like
13 miles, that's right. Alright boys. Oh, Gooch time. Gooch defense force where
we get it? All right boys. Let's resume the TTS. Oh this wire is pissing me off. Soft
on demand-o. Soft on demand-o. Okay. Soft on demand-o. Why are we talking about this?
I'm stuck in a wire here.
Yeah, now I can catch up with him.
Oh my god.
Oh yes, I hope they didn't ask.
Love everything you do, and also my first cyclophone watch.
Hey, you're welcome, man.
Hopefully you get to watch many more.
I like that chop.
Alright.
Oh, yes.
Thank you.
Could you pick me up some snackies from that Lawson?
Seriously though, you're all doing amazing.
Thank you.
What happened?
From New Zealand.
Welsh lad in Brighton here.
Good morning lads.
Have a great cycle.
You've got this.
Thank you.
Wow, that wind came back, huh?
Good luck on the cyclothon, visiting Tokyo from Yorkshire with my family in July.
Been watching all your content to get excited about the trip.
Hey, that's awesome to hear, man.
Oh, you got this.
Come on, guys.
You you you boogie
There's always money for the cyclothon, especially when a big anime industry personalities like Gantt are supporting the little streamers
Thank you Gantt for supporting a little stream like me. Wow the wind is, uh, it's got mad
Yeah, this is bad it's coming from the side annoyingly
Yeah.
It's cold.
It's cold.
It's cold, cold, cold.
It's gonna warm up a little.
Yeah, we'll get warm.
Yeah.
Samui boys, Samui.
Oh, paddling, got to keep paddling.
This is going to be a busy road, unfortunately,
but better get it done today than tomorrow, right?
it's faster down now so because tomorrow would have been 97, it showed me about 14
off, 83 tomorrow sounds a lot more manageable, I think quite frankly more
fun because you don't have a rush as much tomorrow because we may be made very good progress today
because this road has been that very easy. Well yeah the wind has turned on us though.
It's very chilly, I hope you guys are doing well though.
I'm enjoying the stream on a Wednesday.
Wednesday here, but Tuesday for some people in America,
but for most of the world is a Wednesday.
Oh, the winds, you can see on that,
that there where the wind is blowing.
It's definitely against us.
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
Chilly! You got it!
So funny, Chris drinking the game of sups.
There's a flying lips, got all stained.
Oh, fat. You gotta warm me up, Chad. You gotta friggin' warm me up. Give me a nice, crisp,
wow, 300k. That's a lot of money. Cash, mula, buckaroos, juice, benches, skin, big ones,
Dona Bucks, Digger, Cheddar, Scratch, The Bloons, and Beans.
Thank you, baby. It is. I agree, man. I agree with all of the bloons.
Oh, baby. You're such a funny guy. What a funny little guy.
Is this the van gang next to us? Nope, that's the big truck. The sound of like the van gang.
I feel like I know the sound of the tires are higher.
Chris is ahead, but I don't leave anyone behind.
I don't leave anyone behind.
Hey boss, mods here. I was wondering if I could have Saturday afternoon off, totally not
to get a barn curry. No. No, you could not have Saturday afternoon off. Mods work man,
The battle report from the Gooch front lines.
We have taken heavy casualties.
Please send cream as soon as possible.
No tuna.
We haven't recovered yet.
I couldn't have to shoot if I wanted to chat.
Oh, Gooch!
I'm good.
Careful.
I hit my Gooch real hard.
Oh, good job. Good boy Connor. Don't call me a good boy, Ruby. Don't call me that.
Until you get on this bike, Ruby. You can't stay away.
Hello from Singapore. Thank you, Chris and Connor, for the hard work over the years with the Cyclophone.
P.S. Will you be playing the Outer Wilds L.S.S.? Oh, I do want to.
Whenever Singapore gets mentioned, Nabi's faces that mean frown.
Chris Fan from the United Kingdom here. Good luck for the rest of today.
Look at the flags there, you can see how windy it is.
Definitely a lot harder than it was before.
Huh.
Huh, huh, Chris just stopped as well.
The wind might be less if you get behind him.
If you can catch up to him, the wind will be less.
Should be a little easier.
Yeah.
I'm trying to motivate him.
Ride that seat right in the gooch like a good boy.
Honestly, I'm behind Gauntlet, it's not helping at all.
I'm also wide of a Gauntlet, so I think that's pretty wide, but maybe it's intensifying
it.
Slant was the best wind block.
He's like putting a fucking shipping container in front of me.
Didn't feel a breeze.
Dude was built, dude was built man.
He's a big guy, he's a big guy.
Maybe he said a prayer for us, maybe that's why the Waddler's so good today.
Look at you Connor riding so far and fishing so hard.
Who's a good boy?
Yeah, you are Connor, you are such a good boy biking for charity.
What the fuck, baby, stop!
calling me that man I don't like it when you say that to me
I can tell God's tired. He's drooping low. I mean, he'll have done 80k today. That's
no joke. That's a lot. That's like 50 miles to cycle in one day. They're not cycling.
That's a lot.
There's a wild monk behind you.
Ha!
Do you know what Kitasan would say?
Harikite iku.
Why do we pronounce that so well?
He locked in for that.
Must be a Kitasan black fan.
I wanted to see how a movie announces giga chats or if I had to write weird like jigacats
or giga chats.
Keep going guys, you are doing amazing as always.
Thank you, baby.
Thank you for your company.
That's such a cute dog.
Yeah.
Ah, such a cute dog.
Yeah.
Hello, Fauna.
For the rest of the cyclothon,
we will be replacing the van gang with the vein gang.
Oh, vein gang, vein gang.
We'll put the vein gang in the vein gang.
That'll be nice.
I think it's a 39K away, okay, we can do that I think, I think, wow this is a lot of
noise, I think on the end we'll be like 25K, so we'll probably be like, no, like 23,
I'll put you like, yeah, maybe like, well, okay.
We haven't done much.
Yeah, I'd love to see Ethel Cycle too.
He needs to come back.
He's gotta come back, man.
He's never come in here.
He's abandoned me.
If you had to pick one of your guests
to become an ugly bastard,
who would you okay what the fuck
well i'm not answering that
i love that i suggested the miles change and seeing all the other countries
mad about it
next on a warfight harder to keep kf e or mf e will be back
Oh.
Look, it's there right, they want it.
Look, Dalí's next time, dude.
Greyhound was asleep, man.
He's in his like, chain of powering up.
He was asleep.
I swear, when Greyhound shows up,
Australia's gonna get a dog.
Oh, fuck!
Of course it was a BMW.
What the fuck man! Jesus! He really flew away!
That was so loud!
Yeah, if Australia wins we'll do it in kangaroos per second.
Maybe? I don't know what year they use that.
E-moves per meter.
Kim W driver. Classic dude. I just imagined a little duck with the cigarette shaking
his head. I think in emotes now. Emotes have corrupted my core. My whole world. Oh shit.
my gooch! Yeah, my gooch got rocked!
oh dude alright
Are you a nose breather or a mouth breather now?
He's definitely a mouth breather.
In through the nose, out through the mouth, that's what they say, right?
Yeah, it's sapping my energy.
better to get it out than tomorrow.
Booby, we're out now. I haven't heard you in a while. My precious booby. I want to hear you.
Canadian's measure distance in pox per minute, how many hockey pox a distance?
Like if you stack them all online, then you do.
Right? That sounds right.
Watch per minute. Yeah, watch per minute.
He's right. I know I'm right.
British people, I don't know, we do like stones per mile.
How does it make sense?
How many scones can I eat per mile?
And then you subtract that value into calories and exchange it into fuel based on a constant?
That would be it.
Beans per second.
True.
Dude, this guy's got 80 beans a second.
We'll just take like how fast can a sheep run on average and then you know the average
would be 1 in that unit.
So it'll be like oh the cone is going to 3 sheeps in a second right now.
I don't know what southeast is there.
Maybe Indonesia would be like Indomie's per minute.
How many Indomie's can you pack it on the ground?
You want them up?
That's not many.
It's a long-standing moors.
Floor instead he wins the race.
Just keep pedaling.
I'm glad I suggested we do a little bit more.
I think doing 97 tomorrow would have been very, very tough.
And since we have such good weather today,
I think we have good weather tomorrow.
Better to just get it out,
even if it's windy a little bit, you know?
I'll just bash it out.
Christopher, it's a little far, but like it looks far,
but you have to remember like on a bike,
that's like five seconds.
And five seconds is nothing, almost like week for hours.
If we couldn't see him and I'd be like,
okay, that's a little far.
Woof.
But seriously though guys,
I do appreciate we've had an insane showing.
Every cyclothon, we seem to get a bit more support,
but the jump in this one has been meteoric,
and I just really appreciate that.
You know, every year I do this, I wonder like,
I don't know if people still care.
I know a lot of people ask that, you know.
If Aethel joined the cyclothon,
it would just be an episode of Heated Wide League.
Some people might be into that.
It might be.
I've heard about this the first time, yeah it's been crazy man, this community always,
I always think I know my community and mass community and I'm always so surprised.
Managed to catch stream as I was in Scotland, found your content after Chris and you
thought my hometown's Indian take away was an embassy, keep going.
You got this, boss.
But yeah, I mean, I just always impress you now.
I don't expect anything.
And I don't know, it just always impresses me.
and seeing how excited you guys get
makes this feel like so real,
because sometimes we've done five of these.
When we're getting ready for it, I almost like don't.
No, it doesn't feel real.
And then on the bike I'm like, oh shit, here we are again.
And yeah, being here with you guys again feels right.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate the sport.
I really appreciate that people are excited for the event
and they're all able to get back so much.
Hey guys, the tuna here, I miss you
I don't want to think about tuna ever again, respectfully, so yeah I think you guys, it's really appreciate it.
You got this man?
I didn't know that last year I wasn't able to put on as many events as I would have liked to.
With moving, it kind of took up so much of my later part last year.
That was a big move, so I'm glad this year to get back into it, you know, get back into
doing some cool stuff for you guys.
But we did do the cyclical car, which I'm glad about.
So, oh yeah.
I still did a lot, but I like doing the most.
I like doing a lot.
I don't know.
I like being alive.
I can't tell you guys.
I'm addicted to it.
Yeah, I freaking like you guys, I guess, I freaking like you guys are really freaking
cool.
The University Foundation does such important work.
I've been really lucky to work with them.
Well, not work with them, but I work for them.
I then partner with them to raise money.
Yeah, they've got a really cool team there.
I get to talk to them.
I have calls with them all the time.
At least once a month we have a call where we go over how they're doing,
how they're doing, you know how the money's being spent,
you know what they're using it on,
how the fundraisers, like other fundraisers you can go on.
Hello, Connor from Aussie Land.
Thanks for all the videos and being the third wheel
in my relationship.
My pleasure.
Like every year they do like a walk-through
of primary and individuality as well,
which Maus has even joined a couple of times
and Mouse got to do a walk to Congress.
It's a petition that, hey, you should provide more funding
for primary care and emergency, which they had done.
I think two years ago, we got more coverage,
thanks to all the petitioning and all the awareness raised.
There was more coverage written in the US.
The truth is that if this stuff gets more recognition in one place it will get more recognition than others.
If it gets more attention in the US it will get more attention in the world.
It's been really important the work that's been done.
I've also been very lucky to talk to some of the patients directly and ask them.
all of them say the same thing. That diagnosis just getting that is such a massive weight off
their shoulders because these people who are suffering with CVID, they have like,
Which, you all right?
CVID have like, no...
Oh, sorry, I made sure that Kyle's not gonna hit me.
They have no way of knowing.
Doctors oftentimes don't know how to diagnose it
because they don't know what it is.
A lot of doctors don't even know about it
because they're not taught about it.
That's something they look for.
And only if the doctor does a lot of research
and is keeping up with the stuff that they know
to even test for it.
You have to imagine if you're a patient,
you know, you're getting sick all the time.
Because the older you, you know,
it starts when you're earlier in life
but gets a lot worse the older you get.
You start getting sicker and you're like,
I don't know, I'm just getting old.
So it just becomes an absolute
quite mind of diagnosed people.
Hey, from Denmark.
First year catching a string of lye.
I appreciate that, man.
what you do. Thank you. So that's why what the Images to Foundation does is so important.
It's, you know, sort of the last like, hey, you know, this is going towards just research.
It's like, of course, the part of that is, but mostly just awareness at this point, because
weathered to get ideas there. So it's really important the work that's being done and even
just from the stream alone, like many people know, hey, you can go donate plasma. You don't
act of just going in. There's so much you can do.
No, it's from last time. It's amazing. And I'm going to grab me some of the new
goods next. Have a great day, guys.
Oh, dear. $500. Thank you, sir. Thank you. So, yeah, it's just, there's so much
that goes into this. And it's such a complex thing to raise money for charity and
what that means and where it goes.
much love from South Africa. There's also, if you've got the name of the website, that
rates the efficacy of the job that charities are doing. Some charities take a lot of money
and they do use it, but they also don't use it the most efficiently. The Mid-Ear Fist
Foundation is like a 5 out of 5 rating for how they spend their money. There's a lot
goes into this but they're a really good organization and I wouldn't really feel
comfortable promoting the shoot out of a charity like this as hard as I have if I
wasn't you know talking with them directly knowing where the money goes how
they work and in a good organization and they've helped a lot of people help
Mouse out a lot when she was in a tough place.
And good night's important stuff.
So every single person who donates,
every single person who watches,
every single person who talks about being a little bit more,
even though that's not the most sexy topic,
you know, it all helps and that's what matters.
That's why I hear doing this man.
And hey, if we can make people donate plastic
a little bit, that would be huge. Donating plasma is like such a hard thing to do. It
is just more difficult than donating blood. But it needs to be done as a shortage and it
takes like eight plasma donations from a single person to make one batch, you know. So think
about that. The amount of people that need to donate for severe to place where plasma
the nation is affordable and feasible for a lot of people so sorry it's a little
yapping for me about charity stuff but I know it's always he he funny but that's
why we're doing this and it's really important and I just want to always try
and take a moment to tell you a little bit about that because I don't want you
to think like money money money it's like there's a lot more to it than
that but ultimately you know everything's good.
Keep up the good work.
Yeah I appreciate that man.
I was always the one thing I really like about the UK is that we're always very
taught from a young age to be charitable. I think that's important.
Even though I knew you're not doing it so hot, there's always people who need your help.
Hey Connor, Gant and Chris have been watching since the first cyclothon.
I'm cheering you guys from Akita. Shout out to the Singapore Daily.
Hey, shout out to Singapore. Now you don't get angry at me.
there you doing good man we're making a good pace here don't worry about it
don't don't push yourself like crazy you got so much time so that's literally
no rush we have like two more hours of sun so we're so good
And I told Mouse this when we were chatting about it, like we are so fortunate that we
get to like see like Mouse at our best and singing and doing all this stuff and that's
only because Mouse is like able to get diagnosed, he's able to afford treatment.
All these things are so like one in a million and the sort of people out there that don't
get that. They're only get close to that. It's important that we help out. I think it's
kind of, with everything being so tough right now, I feel like it's so easy to be like,
well, I'll just prioritize me. And you should, to some extent, right? You can help others
if you don't help out yourself, but sometimes you get a little far with that and we
a little bit more than we need.
We keep a little bit more than we need ourselves
instead of helping others.
And we trade our own comfort
for compassion.
That is a day animal. Oh my goodness.
What was that?
Sorry, we trade compassion
for comfort sometimes.
That's what I meant. I got to be all the way around.
Sorry, I swear that animal's feeding me out.
And I appreciate it, it's really a massive donor award just now and that was an insane
amount of money for a short time, you know country one, this, this, that, but ultimately
thousands of people at one moment were like hey I'm gonna fucking drop some money that
I had lying around to help out a good cause and that's so cool man, alright that's
That's enough of me being soppy now, back to me being British, fuck this road is shit.
Where's my camping bag?
So I thank you guys, I really appreciate that.
That's road is shit though.
Just slightly bumping up, I will always find something to complain about, Chad.
Oh, the weather's too perfect.
Oh, barn is too good.
I don't know why that song came out of my head.
Come on baby do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
I should imagine like Benda dancing to it with the trauma.
Dude that show is so good.
I think every 30-year-old man wakes up in the middle of the night and thinks about Fishe-Rama
once in their life.
How good that was.
Yeah, we went out of Chris's render distance chat.
Sorry, he waited a little bit.
Okay.
I can sell 32K away.
Okay, I feel like we saw a sign for 35k quite a while ago.
That's all I thought. I don't think about that.
Don't think about that. Just tell us. Just tell us.
Don't think about how far off that should go.
I would kill for a tailwind right now.
I don't have a poke one in my potty that can cast it, though.
There are any wests.
Six turns?
Do you never watch Fuzerama?
Dude, I sure am so good.
The biggest crime ever is them being attached to the Simpsons, because of the same data.
A little don't know from Norway.
But they're so much different and better.
Futurama is just actually amazing.
Also, the early Simpsons is good, though.
Thank you.
Just back from a succulent Chinese meal.
So here's some extra for the touches.
I would kill for a succulent Chinese meal.
Officer, what is the crime?
They're woken God. They're woken right up.
You're making a sucky like Chinese meal.
What's your go-to item?
Mine's always duck.
I love ducks so much.
Dude, piggin duck?
Yeah.
With the hoisin' sauce?
I'm gonna give you a little green, a little...
I don't even know what the green thing is.
I love a Chinese hot pot as well.
Oh.
There we go. Crazy.
and struck miles a little bit.
Well, say a little,
three hundred and three thousand boys.
That is no joke. Keep it coming, fellas.
Oh, it's cucumber. That's what it is.
Cucumber's got to be an STF edge.
That is, every single time I see cucumber,
I'm stoked.
Anything that's in, it's good.
And then you also have the buff of being pickles.
Like, that's a crazy, like, trump card to whip out in the argument.
You're like, oh, you don't like cucumber?
Buddy, I'll have it introduced to you.
Hello from France.
Here's some Euromonis to help.
Oh, thank you, France.
Whoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Woo hoo hoo hoo!
Cucumber is nasty.
Oh my, child spotted in chat.
Oh God.
You can pickle anything.
I know you can, but think about it.
Gherkins, pickles.
Yes.
You know how I differentiate vegetables?
Grate me the goods like a hungry Luke goblin.
Oh, dude.
So here's the rest of the money that I can't give for this year.
Oh, so everything I'm so mad.
You all are amazing seriously.
I differentiate vegetables and fruits in my mind.
I know this is not true.
I don't plan on me.
But I feel like fruit are like always like juicy like watery and venture like solid
venture like oh yeah I'm feeling fruits like oh but that's how I think about it
well this is a long hill I'd rather do this today and tomorrow there's so many
like ominous crows in that tree, they're stuttering, they're wading, but I know like bananas don't
fall that little, you know, but a little cheeky hill, yeah.
Once again, please collar to the hoedown throwdown is an incentive for 5000
Drazed much love lock it pop it. I forgot it. I gotta remember it. I'll see
Keep it up guys love from Croatia slow down. Don't leave us
It's nice stretching my legs a little bit, I'm standing up.
I know I'm normally a big sit down cyclist, I do not normally like to stand up, I like
to maintain posture with Chris large spamming the stand-up skill he's on an
off-cooled-down I use it like an alt
hey Connor it's nearly 1 a.m. and I'm watching the cyclathon in my left
monitor okay my right monitor tomorrow might be a little rough oh it's
okay every now and then you're gonna be one of those nights you're like
Fuck my sleep schedule.
I'm gonna lock in and play video games or watch something.
Tomorrow me will figure it out.
Whew.
Yeah, that's all right.
Yeah, I mean, we're going up the hill,
so it's pretty tough.
No, it's all right.
There's literally no rush.
We're so good on time.
It seems like it's flatting out.
I love the smell of cucumber.
Dude, when you get the lemon water, I'm like, man, cucumber water.
I locked in.
Yeah, that is a beautiful view there.
Finally, I could be...
Yeah, this is a great place to break.
Time to do my part to better the world.
Do you need to do an halage? You got it?
Oh, shit. Okay.
Yeah, how you feelin'?
Uh, you need water?
Oh, I don't have water either.
Fuck.
Uh, there's a vending machine over there.
Uh, uh, I'm not...
I don't have money.
Fuck.
I'm fresh out of luck.
I'm gonna guess they don't take IC card,
but I'll check.
I have my IC card.
I don't know why you don't have water.
Let me check there.
I'll go have a look.
Let's get this fucking thing back on.
God damn it.
I'm so bad with this thing.
All right, I'll go check.
I'm sick.
Oh, there's no keep stand.
That's OK.
You can just lean it against that.
No, it doesn't take I see I should have keep coins in this bag to be honest. I had my wallet
in there but because it was raining so much it took it out. Dude, who left this here?
That's so sad.
No, you left that guy here.
No, poor little guy.
I would take you, but I don't really know your condition.
Well, you look majestic.
You look majestic.
Hey, you crossed that hill though?
I think you're in better shape than last year though.
Really?
Yeah, actually, yeah.
Maybe it's stored, it's an 8.
I do feel like I've done better every cycle.
Save him?
Oh dude.
All right, let's save him. We'll put him in the wash later.
Oh, dude. No, he isn't in here long.
I feel kind of bad, though.
What if, like, somebody like left this here? I mean, obviously didn't, but...
What if someone's in here?
Let's put him inside.
Let's put him near here so that he doesn't get too dirty, so maybe someone who finds him.
Oh, it's a crane game center.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
What the?
Whoa.
Dude.
Okay, we got a shogi.
Great line.
What do we have? Do we have any metal slug?
No, these are some retro games.
Oh, my God, you guys can't see. What am I doing?
Oh, my God, there's full on boobs in that game.
What the hell?
Woe Fantasia.
That's a sort of porno.
Wait, these are all porno games. What the fuck?
What the...
Oh my god, the street boob?
Oh my god.
What the hell?
This place is like abandoned.
Where is everyone?
Who's turning this stuff on?
What the hell?
This place is so strange.
Columns, too. Oh, it's like a second day.
Wow. It's a whole arcade in there. It's an arcade.
Yeah. Yeah.
Damn. Dude, that's my spirit of the way. I feel bad. I don't want to take it just in case someone
one like accidentally left it and they'll come back for it and I'd feel really bad.
So I kind of, I'll leave them here and I'll leave them sitting up against it because I
really don't want to, the idea of taking it because the owners might come back and they'll
have it and then maybe the pads will come back so I'll leave them, I'll leave them
against here.
They might got it.
I really would hate to steal this, you know?
Let me put it inside.
Let me put it inside just so that it doesn't get wrecked.
Put it inside.
Let's put it inside.
Let's put it inside.
There we go.
There we go, he's inside now.
You gonna go?
Yeah I already showed them. There's a game with like boobs on it. There was like
Goona games like 2005. Yeah. You wanna have a look? It's not abandoned I guess.
I guess people are maintaining it. Like everything's on. Like all the stuff's
on. Yeah you can go have a look if you're on.
They're usually in and against this machine, should be fine.
Yeah, it's very strange.
Yeah.
You know, I was going to say, this feels like something where you just rock up with that power of like
I mean, it's literally called old game.
This one's Mahjong, Billiards, Shogi, Hexides, and Sha- I don't know what Hexide is.
No sermons.
It's all like, uh, all the gentlemen games, I'd say, especially this one here.
You having this beer there?
Beer in sake.
Beer in sake?
100 yen sake, what might you call it?
And then you've got these games.
What?
You can't show that.
I accidentally did.
Sager, it's a Sager thing.
They were really, they were used to be Morgana.
Was this really a Sonic?
Yeah.
We've got a sonic but hornier
Yeah, I found it outside so I left in there
Right, I think we got about 10k left. We've done about 11 so we know you there. I
I mean, we're doing good pace, so don't fret.
Legs?
Oh, really?
You need more leg workouts?
I normally have the cardio issue.
That was a cool little side-crust.
What a fun little place.
What are we crisping up to?
That was a nice Mercedes.
That had a nice like matte wrap to it.
Reading mods message, bro, I'm literally cycling.
If the mods want to message me, they got to send it to the speaker.
They got to pay money.
Just get scammed mods.
Well, it's Chris. I mean, there's a non-zero chance he just didn't look behind.
But he also has a live stream to know exactly where we are.
See, she's all right.
If only there was some way to watch a live HD feed of exactly where I am.
This is nice.
That was a really cool stop.
I like that.
Yeah, you found the perfect place.
I would have thought that place was abandoned.
Oh
Chris went to pee why the fuck did he go to pee? How'd you even know that? Oh?
It's 5 p.m. That's the 5 p.m. noise. Oh, it's green. That's all right. It's right. No, it's
Oh, good.
He's spoken to Chris Messick in chat, so he's going to go piss.
WTF 300K, it's only day four.
This is insane.
True.
What does it end?
One 5-Mem, go for 2-M, 2-Mem seems doable.
Is that 3-M?
Okay, okay.
Chill, chill.
Yeah, but I'm sure we'll see his bike.
So he probably went quite far ahead, because he was there for like 15, so don't worry
about it. The Otani is promoting tires. There's just no way he cares that much about Dunlop
tires. Well maybe there is. To be honest, I mean if Dunlop presented me with a lucrative
deal to say I love tires. I put my face on it. Why not? I'm not going to lose in the
tie game.
We changed to miles on the thing as well because the Americans won the
donation war so they've got that they got their wish a miles counter
so gross a mile counter that's that's Ruby on the CTS would say
He hits it like that. I don't know why he hits it like that.
Oh, the gooch. The gooch damage.
Got a little chilly, fellas.
Yeah, a little bit chilly.
Oh, I miss being in that little hill area because we got a little bit of coverage from
this wind.
Unfortunately here we aren't afforded the same luxury.
Oh, whoo-hoo-hoo!
Wow, it whipped a little bit.
It whipped a little bit.
Chris had to big party, so Chris decided he gave no care to either of you.
A lot of calls, oog-oog-oog-oogie!
Oh, oogie!
Oh, oogie!
Maybe why are you so weird?
You are good. Keep up the good work.
Now we are made up in two.
Oh, it's starting to get a little cold, but we also didn't just stop, so look at that.
Hard to say really.
I think the highlight of my year was Chris saying, so what does Big Chungus do?
Like, where did that come from?
Why did he say it was like he was asking like if he should be worried about it like
This is the guy you should care about. This is a man. I should currently care about the pop culture standings
I was a Lawson's up ahead. That's pretty where
Chris has sent himself
I don't know, maybe I'm getting ahead, I don't know.
Go back to the Gunnar arcade you coward.
Booby would have played the boob again.
Also I had to take a loan and sell my dog for this donation.
Why did you sell your dog?
Do you not sell anything else?
Oh!
EJ, it's me again.
As a farmer from Switzerland, with all the humans I have met, I can tell you.
people that care quite a lot about Dunlop tires. Okay, let's get to know. Thank you. Thank you.
It just seems so far from the thought to a person who doesn't interact with the world.
What is this? Tires only on everyday basis.
Oh, he just stopped.
Oh, so those roads are so nice when you start over now, eh?
You all right?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, the pedals are annoying.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Wow, I think there's a cricket shop to the left of us, around of us.
This is cricket.
Wow, I didn't know any one place cricket.
Cookit in Japan. Oh you're so funny. One time I did a panel at AX with the
the curators, some of the producers and directors of Black Butler and Daisuke
Ono. Also Jojo, that was also the highlight of my life. So I was in this panel and we had
like a dinner as well. I was chatting with them and I asked them. I was like
hey what's like one of the most like interesting British culture things that
loved when working on Black Butler and there's a big cricket match in the last
arc that the animators and they were like dude the rules of cricket was so
weird to us they like didn't understand cricket at all and when they were
animating this thing and making it they were like I you just don't get it
and so they they said they were like watching cricket matches to try and
that stand. And they were like, so like you just hit with the flat side of the
battle only? Yes, yes. What would you do with the other side, you know? So,
this is what is fucking weird, bro. Yeah, it kind of is. They didn't
understand like the... they're just saying they're like bewildered by it. I guess it
kind of is unlike like it is a bat and ball hitting sport but so different from
all other bat balls. Who about 9k off? How you feeling?
Yeah, hopefully they'll bring some water. I'm not sure where they're at.
They're doing good there. I don't think you're going slow at all.
So we'll make it in their time.
Yeah, we're doing good.
I can go ahead if you want to stay behind me I'll try and I'll try and I'll try
to slow so you can keep up but hopefully if you just stay close you'll be able to
block the wind. Okay, so tell me if I'm going too fast.
It's good I can use the sun, the shadows to the left of me to see if
gaunt behind me.
I hope they can just make a little wind resistance sound.
So it's easier to gaunt than cycle.
Kristoko? But I have no idea what Kristoko is there.
I don't know where the hell he went.
Oh, there's a big truck behind us.
I can hear that shit chugging.
Oh my God.
Damn, that's a big boy.
Holy, that's a big truck.
That's a big boy.
Americans are like the smallest trade-offs in.
Oh, it's cold, so, so, so cold.
I wonder how far I had Chris went.
Where the fuck is Chris?
He popped him in the van and called it.
Where the hell did he go?
How far ahead did he go?
He must have gone on.
Yeah, he probably just didn't look behind him.
So many red lights dude. It's okay though.
It's because we're like, we're like getting into the major city of this area.
And we were just in such a remote place this morning.
So that's a bit expected.
Well I'm just taking a chill. I don't want to push gone too much.
You know, he's really tired but he will thank me tomorrow for adding on this extra distance.
Chris goes ham at the end of, yeah, I do.
I definitely peak in the mornings.
I feel great normally.
Chris, he gets the post-launch buff.
He goes crazy after launch.
All this glass on this road, fuck.
Please don't pop my new tire, Garth.
I'm bad, could you?
That was rusted shit on the ground.
How does it feel to be on the Mount Rushmore of Willsman alongside Tommy Cooper,
Tom Jones and Premier Pete?
Keep on cycling.
I'm gonna repeat, he's an honorary washman, there's a difference.
Also, Anthony Hopkins would be up there. Are you kidding me?
Good morning from the UK. You're doing a fantastic job. Keep it.
Thank you.
Beautiful views.
Overnight worker here. Good job boys doing my part with the donations.
I love sighting in Japan. I don't really like when the cars are here, but this
It's kind of an unavoidable aspect of it.
I wonder how much of the cycle I'm going to be on
my roads like this.
Have you lads found the meaning of life on your travels?
Best of luck from Leeds, UK.
No, but you know, I feel like you will figure that out
yourself.
I know that it just comes from being
introspective anyway.
I don't know. Maybe I'm not thinking about it too much.
Common, hypothetically speaking, if you were to get Isakide, what would your power be in
the new world?
Uh, milk attraction. I will not explain. I think that's a good one. I need a grey
they want. Kind of comes all the bases. You know. I think they would cover me in a lot
of dangerous situations. So, yeah, I'm kind of happy about that choice. They've got like
There's a card okay sign and it's like painted in like blood red.
We accept cards of the fallen.
The sunset, I love cycling in the sunset, it's such a vibe, like in my head...
It would be on the Mount Rushmore of Kansas, but there are no mountains in Kansas so instead
he shows up in crop circles.
Haha, that sounds really good.
I'd like to think, Tatrui Master is playing in my head, they're my little happy place,
you know?
That's what I feel right now.
How's the wind? Oh, he's a little far behind.
Is it easier cycling behind me?
Is it easier cycling behind?
No difference?
Difference trying to get mobile game addicted Wales to donate so
HPX crew three Cezilla. I just follow me
Yeah, I don't even know where Chris went.
I don't know why he went off so far.
I feel like I see him now.
I don't think I see a guy on a bar go down on a trip.
I'm seeing Marash's at first now.
I'll be there in my next book.
Mirage is broad.
Look familiar? This could be you.
Unless you make the most important decision of your life.
Okay.
Join the Donators, Plasma or otherwise.
Thank you very much.
Keep up the great work boys.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm tanking this wind, shouldn't have a little bit even if God doesn't realize it.
I do see Chris.
We go see Chris.
He did just fucking ditch us.
He does want that butter chicken.
You cow-o-town.
He's already had a whole butter chicken?
What is this?
Milfs, you mean women of your age?
Okay. I'm 29, buddy.
I'm not that old.
They will be my age, and I'll still refer to them as Milfs.
you know, in the future, because I appreciate the finer things in life.
I'm actually 29. I'm like Rob who's 29 forever. You're not asking about that.
when he gets to the bag on the cyclotron.
A bit of a shit road to cycle on, to be honest.
Kind of feels like you're on a bit of a tightrope because you're just constantly next to cars.
There's not too much wind either. I'm just trying to stay slow so I can
lock the little wind that Gant has
because she's going to make it harder for him.
What's going on up here?
Look at the scrap yard or something.
What the hell?
I've never seen a scrap yard with prices on the outside in Japan.
That is correct, yeah.
Chicken that sounds like a plan sign me up
Yeah, I see it
Yeah, the whole house are grateful person you have made a good cause with your donation stream
It's so good this donation stream. I will become give my money
Okay, hey we've raised $304,000 chat, isn't that fucking insane?
That's thanks to you guys in chat and your generosity that we've got that far.
Just like that in God's little bit behind me.
Chris has paid $100 in a hammock eating some butter chicken, which is Toggers out.
Yes, he is.
Oh, my ass hurts, man.
Sending love and appreciation from Australia.
I'm not sure we don't make this green cycle.
Keep up the good work.
Good.
Good now I can take a break. I don't know how long we have left. I have no idea
We can take five you want to take five. Just put it in your bike server just so that we
Let me see how far we are
Okay, that was 6K a lap, that's not so bad, yeah, we've done about 75% of that, so pretty
Clutch man.
Oh.
How you holding up?
Yeah, I'm okay. Just getting cold.
Yeah, I know. I did.
Hope you're alright and we're making good time.
It's still like 5.20 so...
5.20?
Yeah, we're like...
We've been an hour or more or something so...
Yeah.
We're like not in a rush at all.
Yeah, a company or anything.
Yeah, we'll stop the next time we see you.
We'll get a water.
Yeah, I wonder...
I wonder why they haven't heard us.
I thought they might have heard, but I guess not.
I don't know if you're nearby at all,
but some water would be nice.
So to be demanding,
just try what you aren't here.
I only need gamma subs, obviously, but...
You are all amazing keep up the great work you can do it
I'm a little lost it's up ahead
So we might not need vangang
Thank you the donations guys they'll help
That's a lot of feet, quite some tarantino would be overjoyed.
It's a Moshe Moshe Pit.
That's such a cool name for that.
Moshe Moshe Pit.
Hold on, am I going to pull over in the Moshe Moshe Pit?
The rain drops the fall along the waves.
Awesome stuff guys.
Us sheep here in New Zealand cannot wait for you to visit.
Maybe an NZ cycle?
Woolly blue bar bar booty.
I love you New Zealand.
This seems so nice.
You'd get a lot of the rings places.
That'd be cool.
Alright, that would have been nice with a little more room for ourselves.
Unfortunately when we get to this part of the road we're kind of contending with cars
bit. That's all right. Oh yeah, there's a lost end up ahead.
All right.
This is the most emotional pit we're in right now. The most emotional pit you
We do have mosh pits in western country. We have most humose pits.
Another year, another chance to donate to a great cause.
Keep up the great work and hope you're enjoying yourself.
I see a cyclist in a Lawson's.
Look at that view, I think it is.
Ah.
Well, well, well.
There's some water for our boy.
Yeah, so we're waiting, there's a thing that you have to turn right, so we're there.
Oh yeah, it's alright, it's alright.
We're waiting there again.
No, I'm good. I'm strong.
Chris's cake is safe. It was always safe.
Oh, I see this turn up ahead here.
I think it's fun.
You're stealing your idea of how I'm going to do it.
What? Oh, okay.
Yeah, I think it's fun.
Yeah.
Sheriff, close to 305.
305!
It's crushed.
Huh?
Oh, no!
He's eating all the cookies, chap.
He's the worldwide...
So close, boys. 5k till we're there now.
Oh, dude, no worries.
Hey, we're nearly there now. So close.
Want to switch it?
Yeah, let's switch it.
3 at 5, just a little wire.
What are you doing, Lars?
Well, I figured I could hold it because it's so windy that it's so windy.
So windy.
It's hard out there.
The whole season is changing cameras.
I think yes to the donations.
Beautiful sunset.
3 at 5.
That's an amazing night thing.
We started the stream today because we get some donations while we're off-line.
are off-line
in the boat watchers
in charge of our watchers
so it starts at 2.55
so we're very
50,000
50,000
crazily like keep doing it every day
so I think it does
I'm tired
I'm really done
Chris, if you let him stop
he starts snacking
He's already started snacking.
Why not?
Why is he snacking?
He needs it.
You know what they say, don't feed bears, because they keep combat.
That's Christian the bear.
Sometimes when it's closed, he just scratches on it.
He's like, wake up.
I don't know what he did there. I saw the arcade back there.
Those interesting machines there.
I've never seen those games. I can understand why they might have taken those out of the most popular arcades, because, yeah, I mean, but I want them.
No, I don't know. I don't see pretty rare machines.
I'm surprised you didn't play one. You didn't get any points?
no that's why you'd be like van gang please save us because I didn't have my
wallet in here because of yesterday the rain
you just put them in the back pocket you know your monkey cycle I just forget
kids like you washing it every day which is a great problem to have
I know you've been sweaty today, so I quit going to the wash.
I had a chance for it like you, you.
But if I had, if I had just sweat that much today,
it would be fine to wear again tomorrow.
Yeah, I did.
I don't think I sweat too much today, you know.
I can't sweat.
That's what Prince Andrew says.
Hey, we're exactly at $305,000 right now.
Mr. Worldwide!
I'm sorry, this is the time of the day.
Yeah, this is kind of what happens towards the end, you just become like nonsensical.
Real self-genk if it comes out.
Yeah, yeah.
That's such a cool hoodie. I want to fly.
Oh, thank you.
Just a new one too?
Yeah.
Dude, that's awesome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I mean I did a great job.
This is so good.
Yeah.
I'm just happy I have a merch that has a ring on it because my mom told me it was that, she was like yeah the Nugger is great and everything but where's the ring?
It's pretty true, I'm not going to go into it, I don't know what to say.
Wait, where's the ring?
No, it didn't.
Where's the lucky?
There's no way he's going to be on the show, I'm so upset.
No!
He's probably in the car, right?
Uh oh.
No one's going to be on the show, right?
No!
He must be in the car, right?
I'm actually going to be so upset, Bill Austin.
This is the only thing I care about.
Do you think Chris said it?
I don't know, but I really have made my loss today.
Let's all check tonight.
Where's my living room charm?
I don't know.
Do you?
I'll have a chat with you and see if it's fine.
Yeah.
This morning, wasn't there lunchtime?
Didn't there lunchtime, really?
Yeah.
The thing isn't, it's fine.
I wouldn't know this if I dropped a fucking monkey box, you know?
Well, it's quite soft.
I wouldn't know this if I dropped.
I don't know how he was attached to it, I was like, I don't check.
I don't know how he was attached to it, I was like, I don't check.
watchers please chat
could be chicken
down below right
uh
no
no it's not the same man
well I hit a bar on him
so that's good
where are we going?
he's in Los
why is he doing that?
you know he's coming out of the bag
he comes out with stuff
I swear to God
Fucking chicken, I swear four kilometers until butter chicken
He's not gonna
Maybe he came off, I don't know.
Someone was trying to attach him to your backpack earlier, so he might have fallen off when he...
Hmm, I don't know. I love when you come back.
He was there, he was there in the morning, he was there during lunch.
We took him off when...
Yeah, we took him off, let's go.
That was this morning though, because he was put on this morning, and then lunchtime in the day.
Yeah, he was there at lunchtime as well.
Maybe a heavy or a cumbersome
No, I remember I would have put it in the morning
But that was this morning
Because the wire is still there
I can't believe you're using that
And yours is just short cookies
I saw you rummaging the pile of crumbs
Yeah, right up here
Oh my God
We're nearly there
I'm on the gear and he's
on the track
one more for the road
for the awesome chicken
those are, I love those
some belly, some belly one
so good
the monkey was about to say that
but that's it
well the checkpoint you mean
I mean some of my legs
and my legs are all coming up
yeah yeah that's it
and we didn't have any water on us
But, uh, we're good now.
There's nothing we can do about it.
No, I think it's gone.
Well, just so I know what happened then.
I wish I'd about that.
Yeah, he's my little guy.
Man, that guy went through, like,
one, two, three full cyclist lines.
That would be so sad.
Maybe he was able to give you some...
He was able to give you some...
I mean, I never got...
like, off the...
Yeah, I know.
was on the bike at the arcade?
Chad, go back through the...
I'll watch out.
Because if it was there, if it was seen at the arcade, it's close enough that we could
go and have a look.
If he was seen at that, if he's not seen at that, it could be a way further.
If he was not there at the arcade, it could be, he knows where.
Yeah.
Oh man.
I'm going to have to go back in and see what I can get there.
Are we good to go?
No, I'm fine with it, I'm fine with it.
It's close to my mouth.
What do you think you're after now?
Yeah my name's just Colbert, I'm from the Micah.
Where's the car?
Four minutes ago, it's been like two minutes.
That's in four minutes.
How do you drive it?
I don't know.
I do want to get there for the summer games, Matt.
It'll be cold then.
Yeah, let's...
Don't be such a load-of-fucker.
He's just...
Why do you need a whole meal?
Well, we could try and go into the vest.
He was outside?
Was he hanging on the boat outside, I'm assuming, right?
I was just wondering if you could say something about the information.
Okay.
People were saying it was there at the arcade, they were saying it wasn't there when Navigate
was the bike man.
It was way before the arcade.
I know.
My monkey fell off, I don't know where.
I know.
Yeah.
It wasn't there when you got the bike back there was a horse, that was a long time ago.
Ian makes the journey back to get your jacket tonight.
Every loss.
It was around the arcade that we were just at.
Apparently.
I don't know if some people think it's around the arcade.
We can go check that out.
Yeah, later we can check.
Maybe it's on the stage.
Okay, sure.
Yeah, do you know where?
Maybe the mods can send you away.
But it's just follow up this road, it's a weird arcane, once you get up and down, before you go down, no.
Alright, we'll see you guys down there.
Find it.
Are you getting in the back Chris?
I see if Van Gaan can do the impossible and find a little monkey boy.
See if they can make my day.
I would genuinely chat.
I would be fucking mortified if I lost him.
I'm kind of like, not even going through any of the stages of grief right now.
I'm not even processing it.
I actually would be so sad if I lose him.
He's my little guy.
I was gonna give that guy a mouse.
Oh my god.
Three whole cyclathons.
And half of this one.
Well, I guess a third.
So I would be really sad.
I'd be bloody gutted.
Yeah, send me TTS's donations to cheer me up, chat.
He's part of the group, I mean, he is man, he is.
He's my little bro man, that's my little guy.
Uh, Malts, can you please send the location of the arcade to, uh, in?
Slow down a little bit, get this next call go, let me know a ton.
What you done, right?
Nice.
I hope we find my little monkey.
That's my little guy, dude.
He's been through it.
I can't leave him now, man.
Oh, I'm cold.
I'm cold, and my monkey's out there alone.
Oh, he doesn't know.
He's probably so scared, man.
That poor little guy, dude.
I've gone back through the VOD, Monkey's missing at Arcade.
But was there?
Are the stock B4 Arcade?
So fell somewhere in between Stop and Arcade.
Oh, see, this is the problem.
People are giving completely information, people are saying it's that okay and people
are just lying and like if it's before okay the odd defying are so low.
Come chat, let us preach for the monk here us, oh great spirit monk, we beseech thee
to keep the little guy safe from harm, may he be found, amen.
I don't know.
Hopefully they find a man.
Send in your TTS prayers for Monkey.
This donation equals one plus chance of finding him.
Oh, cold, man.
Very cold.
Very, very cold.
They just got so cold.
So just kind of struggling to keep the energy going.
And then I lost my monkey.
Oh man, that guy's been through with me.
Oh dude.
That sucks.
I hope they find him.
Oh man, just when today was going perfect, you know.
They did take something from me.
They had to take something from me.
The problem is that he's not permanently on camera, so Chad wouldn't be able to tell
you when I even lost it, right?
I don't even show my bike that much.
You know?
Today was going too well, man, today was going too well.
How you doing?
Pray for the little guy.
Thank you.
What's another good song?
That's the only opening I know.
Yeah.
Why are we going to remember another one?
I would be impressed.
I am cold and alone, but if you can't, your journey shall always live through in your
rage.
Where's the big thing now?
Just send that to me.
That's the orb animator thing.
Praying Vangang will find the little monkey.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh cold, so cold, but only 2.8k, that's not that much, that's pretty chill, should be
We'll be here in about 10 minutes and if we can go out at this speed, I've lost guard.
Well, it's not too far behind.
They say if a good luck charm break or gets lost its cause, it was protecting you.
Maybe that boob again was actually cursed.
Shit, I didn't think about it like that.
Shit.
Del Van Gang to Chek Devod.
Monkey's on the bike at the arcade at 8 hours, 8 minutes, and 48 seconds.
I really?
This conflicting information is very annoying.
I don't know who's right, who's wrong.
I just want my boy back.
Just with my freaking boy back.
He died so we could cycle off.
Fuck.
Prage.
No!
Don't say that about my boy!
He died because I didn't realize.
It could have been stopped.
How did I not realize?
I feel like I would notice that the thing fell.
Like right in front of me, right?
Like there's no, I don't know how you would have come off.
But I didn't know.
That's so annoying, because I guess I'm just so dumb.
Like how do I know there's a big fucking beautiful stuffed animal falling down?
I don't know, maybe it's probably the bumps, you know, this road is so bumpy.
I'll never forget that.
What the hell was that? Why did we say it like that?
That was so sleigh of you, baby.
Ozzy Gang.
Girl, you are not Oscar gang.
Oh, it's very chilly, very chilly.
1.9.
Cold. Dude, this day has been a hundred... no, no, like 90... no, it's 100. This is a
hundred kilometers total we've cycled there. Well, split amongst the boys. We did a little
shifts. We did some shifts. We've all done 88, I think.
100% confirm that it was on the bike at 7 hours and 21 minutes into the VOD.
I personally did not see it at the arcade in the VOD.
Honor, it's the monkey. It's cold and I'm hungry.
Okay.
He's got some pretty sweet entertainment from that arcade place keeping me occupied.
So that's cool.
No, he's not at the boob-a-place.
I know he's not bad.
Don't lie to me.
Look, if he was there, I'd be happy for him, because now he's found a good spot to chill.
You know, look at some boobies, chill, bro.
Still a bit chilly, which is all the wind really.
The temperature doesn't seem so cold, but the time stamp, 8 hours, 7 minutes, 51 seconds.
You're at the arcade and there's a shot of your handlebars in view.
Sad to say, there's no monkey.
Oh, OK, so they have maybe a 20-minute window.
So it wasn't there.
Wasn't there the arcade?
OK, see, people are saying confirmed at arcade.
Other people are saying confirmed at the arcade.
You say you're not going through grief,
but it sounds a lot like denial to me.
You were.
Garned socks are still whack.
You guys, this is so conflicting.
Guys, you might have to accept that we've lost him,
and that's going to happen.
And like they just said, maybe he protected us from something.
That matters.
Time is done.
That might be the case.
We might get him back.
The odds are looking pretty slim.
Our family member, we might have
to get a replacement charm at some point on this trip
to keep us safe.
Luckily, Garm brought our Rin charm,
which will keep us safe.
But we might have to accept. I'm already at the acceptance stage.
Anger. I don't know if I've gone over that yet.
Let's just see if Vangang finds it. They might. You never know.
I don't know where they're at.
The problem is if they're looking before the arcade,
and also if they're on the wrong side of the road.
You know, like, they gotta go back.
Oh.
A common good love.
L-E-K-K-A, fights and dungeons.
Thank you guys for all the donations there through this trying time.
This is like, yesterday we made it through hell, just to find out that the coolest guy I like is gone.
You know what I mean?
Oh, it's not right.
It's not right.
Don't give up.
I'm not giving up.
Vanging or either looking.
But we have to prepare the trap for the news tomorrow
that he might not be with us.
And that's okay.
He's lived a very long time as I handled my monkey plaster storms.
We'll find, we'll find. We'll see what happens.
I like to think the monkey was lobbed. It had a part of your soul, like a pork rucks.
Yeah, I guess I did feel one-seventh of my strength distinguish.
So that's... I think the nerve.
Daddy Connor, it's Monkey. Why do you leave me in the cold and alone?
No, that's mean.
Why?
That's so mean. Don't do that to me.
That's my boy, man.
That's Diabolical.
Shrunt down, Chris, and attach him to your bike for good luck.
But seriously, Mungley's behind a cool cycling legacy, RIP.
It's not an RIP yet, it's not an RIP yet.
In an ideal world, the little monkey will be waiting for you between the breasts of
a milf.
The milf question is eager.
Meet her favorite G8-07.
Okay.
Okay.
That's... why would he be there?
How did he get there?
Who put him there?
The milf?
You know, I have a lot of questions about this scenario.
You guys have a very active imagination, I will say.
Papa, it's cold. Where did you go, Papa?
Papa, the bees are in my skin.
No, that's mean.
Hey, man. I'm still grieving over here.
Let a man grieve on a bite.
Conor, you filled me with love, and I left to share that power with someone else in need.
It's okay Connor continue forward who else would pick up you from the side of the road? I
Left the polar bear
Bold puppy. I'm okay. Just chilling getting some fire. Oh, that's why it's so good. Give me up. It's that's the ramen
Also, you know mouse one let you live this down if you don't get her monkey back 07
Uh, my monkey.
I am fucking devastated, boys.
I don't know how to recover.
Yeah.
You're done, Garth.
Yeah, monkey's doing the left.
It's actually a very nice station.
Oh, God.
Alright, chat.
No, no.
7021 break area where Gantt was eating apple can confirm it's still on the bike.
8007 at the arcade, you can see the shadow, the charm is not there.
Oh no.
So there's a 20 minute window that locates it.
There's a 20 minute window.
Of like a time where they've confirmed it's gone.
Yes, my little guy.
Yeah, this, I don't know how it came off.
Yeah, the metal thing would never come off.
Locked my PayPal account after sending four donations. Oh, no, this will be last one
So good luck to y'all and let's pray to the monkey. Thank you
Oh
Oh, dude
Yeah, I mean the road is so bumpy. Yeah, there was so many
There's a lot of bombs in Mesopotamia when men decided to abandon their wives and children
Even they said they were just going out for for cigarettes
I don't know. What do you think, Mary?
I'll have to get hit at it. I'll have to get hit at a cigarette.
No, I can't. No, I can't.
It's me again, the monkey. I've decided to join a travelling band.
Maybe the next time you see me, I'll be rocking out on stage.
Okay. I don't know about that.
Alright, chat. A devastating possible end to day five.
Four. Forty-four, oh my gosh.
Yeah, I just...
But we did a hundred K.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
That was the most you ever cycled, I think.
Yeah, I definitely felt so.
Ha ha ha!
What are you powered through?
Chris is gone.
Chris is done, sir.
Chris is done, sir.
Okay.
Butter chicken mayhem.
All right.
Well, now, I'll give you the bag, if that's okay.
Oh, there it is.
Hold on, let me put this away, you really want this to end?
What's the rush?
What's the rush, baby?
What's the rush?
I don't want my 4 pounder of industrial refrigeration
You have?
Oh man
Okay, this is a little...
Well, yeah, let's just wrap up the stream first
We're gonna do the photo after
We're really thinking two steps ahead
Chat, it has been a pleasure
Okay, we are not quoting Nicaragua
This was the day, well we started off in heaven and then it quickly became road bumpy, cheers.
And then I lost my fucking monkey.
It was that exact moment where you were like, we can do another 20k.
You will faint me tomorrow.
When we finish tomorrow you'll be like, I couldn't do it at the 14th.
So guys, thanks for watching.
I'll let these boys jump in the van because I'm going to stop the raiding process.
So thank you so much for joining us.
Who's online? Who are we raiding corner?
If he means online, we'll raid her.
If not, we should tell it tomorrow to go go live tomorrow.
Oh, she is. She is. Oh, shit.
How'd you mean? There it is.
OK. She's she's she's she's active.
She's a proper streamer.
She's the breast protector you should be able to see.
She is the breast protector.
OK, let's.
Chat tomorrow
Besides wait the break go through I didn't see who went through they go through chat
but it it did
We might lose our monkey friend
How would they find it? It's crazy magic. He can do the undoing all right
Well, we'll see if he's here tomorrow. Trust me. If not guys. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Thank you joining us
305 I think it was nearly $6,000 race over 50k race for me.
Yeah, thank you guys so much once again for joining us and thank you God for killing yourself.
No worries. I'll do it again tomorrow.
Alright, thank you so much. See you tomorrow.
We'll see you guys tomorrow guys.
Bye guys.
Bye guys. Bye.
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