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Day 8 Cyclethon w/ @abroadchris and @robcdee | !gamersupps !tiltify !idf !tts !sfx !merch !bingo !book !cyclefaq
04-11-2026 · 9h 28m
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Welcome to Cyclothon 5 day 8 and Rob is still here.
I'm still here.
You can't get rid of me.
You are trapped here.
Like annoying what?
I'm not letting you leave.
We have another day.
Another day.
It's kind of long but not as bad as yesterday and hopefully the wind isn't as bad.
And look how glorious the weather is.
Yeah, it's looking very sunny today.
And Mr. Bordes here, he just turned around.
There he is. He's laughing at us.
He's disassociating.
There's a love hotel with a boat on the roof.
We were laughing at that yesterday.
Everybody?
Somebody about rocking the boat.
Have you ever seen such a thing?
Don't you have a roof?
Well, it's a bed.
We should have filmed a video of that.
There's the place in Japan where the boat is on the roof.
It's a love hotel called the Musk Hotel.
The mask.
That clean-aid.
Oh.
After a man who's worth $800 million more than C-Dog V8.
How do you feel about that?
Yeah, it feels wrong.
What would you do if you had $800 billion?
I'd have to share it with you.
All of you?
All of you?
Wow, you say no, you're so truthful.
We didn't know you'd do it, right?
Did that work?
I mean, at least I would be interested in all the money.
I think the chat here would be a bit like, that's a bit too much.
Yeah, what do you mean?
Yeah, yeah, that one looks good.
I mean, I was probably stuck at my home.
The Connor Foundation.
The Connor Foundation.
Excuse me, I'm surprised you're not done now, are you?
I, I, it's too much work.
Oh, that's too much trouble to be over.
The Seed of the Foundation.
There's, there's so many people who are much better at this.
Yeah.
It could be legally embezzling front fans in.
Finally.
I'm moving money from this account to another account.
The Seed of the Foundation.
Morning though.
It's...
Good morning.
We're nearly halfway.
I thought we were halfway.
No.
I'd be like, we're halfway.
No, when we get to lunch, we're half way.
Are you fucking kidding?
That's a loud YouTube.
You can watch my video on Instagram, mind.
Jubilim, they were halfway.
What's crazy is that he only shares his jubilins for his
like 30 second Instagram story a day.
He never has that any other time.
If you want jubilins to get Instagram,
I'll bring it.
Come here.
There's no jubilins normally to be found in the extremes.
The only smile in the AM is when we're taking that photo
in the morning.
But what a real smile it is.
I know, it's me when I press the coffee button on the convenience store machine, I smile a little bit every time.
Yeah, I must admit I've come like a dink to the smell of this moisturising something.
That's a nice one, isn't it?
Lavender?
Can you swallow this?
Like your sausage was yesterday?
It would fare well, wouldn't it?
Have you met, like, you can make a shade like Kenraub swallow it.
Will he die this time?
He might.
I've shaded some of my friends in the UK that are like, how can he do this?
Oh no.
How has he learnt this technology?
No, not mental.
And the best part is Chris will do a shoot today, only if we hit 5-2-5.
Fucking not drinking.
Chris said he'd do a shoot.
No, he didn't.
Chris said he would drink a shoot.
What a guy.
Let's get around the floor, guys.
That's noble.
Let's get around the floor.
What a noble man.
What a noble man.
What a noble guy.
We're getting one over.
We've died for a cyclothomb.
I will not drink out of my shoe.
Or anybody else's shoe.
Or even a brand new shoe.
Even a brand new shoe.
Yeah, brand new shoes.
Maybe a brand new shoe, I would.
Maybe it's gonna be a rain.
There was Formula One merch.
It just seems like a great way to get some sort of weird disease.
Well, you could buy a shoe that had a cup in it, because there was a driver who would do a shoey thing.
Right. Really?
Yeah, the girl, Danny Rick, the Aussie.
So you could buy his merch, which was a shoe-shaped cup. Would you do that one?
No.
What?
I don't want to drink out of any shoe.
Any shoe-formal shoe-shaped technology. I don't want to go near it.
You're really a downer aren't you?
Really?
Fucking ask me if you're underwears.
You're gonna eat the underwear the fastest, shall we?
Fuck I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm 550.
You're not gonna eat his underwear.
You heard it.
You're turning to Mr. Beast.
You heard it.
This is the classic Kiwi tradition.
Let's try this with you.
Kiwis eat his underwear.
Mr. Beast style bollocks.
He promised it to all of us.
Just don't make him eat Connor's underwear.
underwear that'll take weeks the flag the world's flag will keep flying for now
I gotta try to get this location thing synced
we do do that I'll post my happy video you've got you're missing one
colour. Okay. No er, righty.
That's right.
Ha!
Why is it stopped?
Here we are. Whoops.
We did er...
We did add some gold.
We got the names here.
Okay, how many?
Not many. We have, uh, five. Five? Five? Okay. Five golden names.
What's the first? Okay, we got, we'll get it outside. I don't think this pen's gonna work. It's too...
I'm gonna sit here and watch you. I'll get my text for you. Teamwork.
Chicken fin soup.
Oh, again.
He's already on the, I'll add a golden...
I thought so.
We have real underscore Joe.
Real Joe, I remember real Joe.
This is more difficult than the cycling.
Yeah.
Real...
job okay we got the greyhound 2000 the greyhounds
mmm where's Greg go here just make sure you don't catch my plumber's crack Paul
We got Mr Yeezy.
Mr Yeezy.
Hang on.
Okay.
2000.
2000.
2000.
Mr Yeezy.
Yeah.
We got Mr Yeezy.
Oh, Yeezy.
Sorry.
M R.
M Y.
Y triple E Y.
It's like, yay.
Y triple E.
Y.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep. That's way better.
And then the last one is Carl.
Just Carl.
K-A-R-L.
The classic.
The classic.
Let me add some bling to Chicken Finn's name. Where is it?
How many cryptic sets do I need?
How many cryptic sets do I need?
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
The golden accent.
These are all the 1K giga-chans.
1K giga-chans, look at them all.
You want to be made in a flag that wobbles there,
and me at some point.
Donate $1,000.
$1,000 for the other one.
A simple amount.
A simple.
A small poultry's how you have the giga-chans.
A respectable $1,000.
Okay, let me check out my watch connecting chance so you get all the stuff
Maybe the second structure to the city yeah some re-rigging. Oh, yeah, don't want to don't bop any cars. Yeah, it's good call
All right, this is the first sign I've seen in weeks guys well two days
We had a bit yesterday, but I was the one much of a son and apparently the wind is gonna be kind of okay
finally mother nature supporting the cyclathon for once but you know it is
what it is I'm looking forward to today there's some fun stuff on the route that
I'm looking forward to dude I I slept
for nine hours. Yeah, nine. I said for nine hours. Um, I was, yeah, yeah, that's, I mean,
that's unusual for anyone probably, but that, that was, uh, yeah, I, I cared at like 1030
and then woke up at like three and did some CEO business for an hour and then went back
to sleep until my alarm went off at 10 to 8. Yeah, yo, nine hours, yeah. Another K donation.
Another K! Let me send Zendagi. Zendagi. Zendagi. Zendagi. We're gonna get Zendagi on the flag.
Give me a pen.
Readigless.
Oh, I got a color listing in two.
A new goal should be, uh...
Established.
Yeah.
And here we have Rob, Dougie, producing...
A phone workaround.
Don't get in the way of the artist when he's making the masterpiece.
That's a, yeah, texturized.
It looks like some kind of disease.
It's a rash on the fly.
Well, they really have one bar left for potentially 50,000.
Yeah, at this point the banner looks like something out of a shining.
Yeah, scribbling.
All work, no cyclathon.
I guess 525 is the new full bar, the...
525, I think 525 is the full bar.
525, this a bonus, go here.
I think so, yeah.
Alright. I didn't have a black pen though.
Are you gonna eat that a fucking sausage today, Mike?
If you do, I will.
I fucking chained to death, mate.
Can't be such an anti-climactic ending for a scientist.
Probably love it, though.
Love it, I would love it.
Chained to death in front of a lawson, like...
525.
Have you written our names on it, Ron?
We have to pay.
We have to pay.
We have to pay.
Yeah, you.
Five, two, five.
We just got another 1k.
What?
Alexa N64.
Good stuff, lads.
Let's keep this show rolling.
Thank you, Alexa.
So we've got two names.
Two names.
Zen Duggy.
I've got Zen Duggy.
Okay, and then it's Alexa, so A-L-E-X-A.
Do you ever say Alexa?
Alexa, play the spot, the song from Smurray.
Do you see how many people have it on?
No, I don't.
Who has Alexa on the message?
Alexa, play the Wiggles.
Fruit salad.
Yummy, yummy.
And then it's underscore N64.
Alexa, 464.
N64.
Oh, Nintendo 64.
Okay, Google, set alarm for 5.30 a.m. tomorrow.
What the fuck is playing on my phone?
Fruit Salad?
Yum yum!
Is this the song?
What did you make the past?
What did you make the past?
What did you make play on my music?
It was a change since I last heard it.
It just went what the fuck right away?
I'm the wielder of phones, man.
Why can't I hold all these phones?
I'm struggling to get them all.
Oh, there's a wedding on look.
What are you doing?
I'm in it all.
I'm going to a wedding.
He's just scrolling Instagram.
He's waiting for these stories to come out.
He's going to test the phone, Patrick.
He's really following.
We'll attach it after.
Yeah.
So in my hotel, set the alarm to five and I don't know why.
Why do they have a built-in alarm?
I didn't know that.
I'm sorry, multiple conflations.
It's alright.
It can't have conflations.
No, I'm fine.
Alright, are you guys ready?
I'm ready. I was bored, ready.
Look at our new little bike sounds.
Very cute.
They got on Amazon.
Look at that.
Wow, it's cinema.
Cinema.
Cinema.
It adds an air of professionalism to the whole event, doesn't it?
Yeah, it makes you seem like we're doing things.
We know what we're doing. We have a bike stand.
Amateurs? Not us.
Scratches on the bike?
Uh-uh.
Oh yeah, monkeys on the bike.
Monkeys gonna be left as a pair of leg stumps, I feel.
Uh, he's kinda in the way of my...
Where I wanna put my hands, but...
You know...
You make sacrifices for the ones you love.
Yeah, well.
And he's in the way.
But you know, he's on the guitar.
And we love the idea.
Why'd you say it like that, Rob?
Which one, Rob?
Which one?
Which one, Rob?
Specific defense rules.
Of our own mouths.
Elaborate on that.
It's a pretty hot day.
There you go.
He's looking at me with the door in his eyes.
Yeah, he's looking at me.
He needs to look at his pup up.
At least he's not hanging by his head anymore.
Yeah, he was hanging like...
Every bump, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Um...
He does look very cute there.
Thank you. He is very cute.
Not you, Connor.
Rob, how much today for you to take the bag?
Oh, boy. What are we at now?
4-8-4.
Uh, 4-8-4.
Okay.
We get to 5-10...
5.50
Would you say yeah, I'd say 5.10. It's good. You get to unleash the babbling of an insane astray
An average day
You get to hear you get to hear the Aussies rise up. We were having good laugh yesterday about uh
you can get it walking you're having fun you can get it talking you can get it
any old now matter of fact I got it now hard earned first needs big toll be
that's what I kept hearing and the best call me it's Rick that's the sound right
Victoria better okay I think I've got everything set up okay I think we're all
set up on my end I'm gonna undress yeah I'm dress so there's doing its thing
you think it's gonna be warm when we cycle in out there
All right, I'll take a moment to load this gun.
Hello.
I only have a mic.
Let me take both of these off.
Sorry, chat.
I'm going to de-mine.
Hey, you look good, Ron.
You look muscular.
I'm sucking in the gut well.
You're down.
It's great.
I'm very good.
What my mama always said.
You're the gut father.
I can't do the peep.
You have to wait, you have to wait till he arrives to say that.
So, today's?
84K.
84.
Probably a little more because the starting route will be a few longer.
Oh, I get it, yeah, yeah.
Because that was the walking route and the walking route takes the bike.
It sends through all kinds of, you know, zig-jags, unnecessary to blacken.
And we went to the park a lot of hobby art yesterday.
That was great, mate.
Yeah, well, we almost got run over and it was very...
We?
You also went into oncoming traffic.
It's been a father that needs to go on.
End of ice.
They've died for a good cause.
Ian is the root.
Can you show him the root on the plank?
Yeah.
How long did you sleep for last night?
I think like 7 hours.
But you know at the right young age of 29, you don't need that much.
I think you sleep around actually right?
It's when you get old you need less right?
No, surely not.
I thought it was when you get old you need less.
Right, right, right.
I was going to say this, the nap, right?
The afternoon nap.
I can't nap.
You're too young.
You wouldn't understand the jobs of that.
I check the length of my sleep because I listen to a podcast.
Okay.
How long is the...
The podcast is 10 hours.
Oh my God.
I got 8 hours and 52.
It's a sleep no problem.
Yeah.
But surely you pass it, you're enforcing immediately.
Don't deny my life.
I'm feeling pretty good.
I'm not saying like, you know, that doesn't work. I'm just saying
It's alright. Take a foot here and there, but it's high a quality sleep. So that could you also just press like a stopwatch?
before you do the same thing
Are you still going yes? Oh
Somewhere
Oh
Oh, exhausted.
Exhausted of standing around? Why aren't we cycling?
Yeah, I'm sick of standing around, too.
Chris is like, I'm exactly right next to me.
Can I try one of these? One of these acid batteries?
Yeah, I didn't have a coffee this morning.
What?
What?
Oh, you're mad.
No, because I, uh, how do you do it?
Oh, man. Oh, man.
That is great.
Now, if you look here, ladies and gentlemen, this is the most sour candy in the entire world.
So sour, you need to have a radioactive feel.
Let's put it in my mouth for a second.
Yeah, good.
It really is hybrids.
What's up?
Where'd it go?
Oral door.
I don't know.
I'm just gonna see you in hell.
God damn, all right.
Why does he raise the Pop Ross?
I'm very proud of you.
Don't make me laugh.
That's such a good episode.
That's a top 30.
It was a great...
I hate it.
It was amazing.
It was the best time.
It was the best time.
Also, it also reminds me of when Shelbyville steals the lemon tree.
Now, if you excuse me, all that's talking is making me hungry.
I don't think it's so yummy.
What? Really? How come?
Fair enough.
I did wash it every day at school.
It was on Sky TV. Sky 1, they play 4 episodes every night.
They play 4 episodes back to back from like 4 till 6.
So I'd sit there and watch it until dinner was ready.
I remember the one that, when I was a kid, the one that scared me was the one where they,
He was like behind the couch, where they go into like the math world, the third dimension.
First time we did 3D, right?
Yeah, and the 3D freaked me out as a kid.
I was like, I don't like this.
I don't like this.
Yeah, it was a really...
And who goes to find the Dutch?
More like Fathead.
Did you stretch, boys?
No.
What?
It's a vital component of the thing.
Really?
Yeah, alright.
I've seen before I stretch on the bed.
Why do I just camera to turn off the bike?
I lie down on top of a sit cross legged and then lie down.
So good.
It's like a shallowne monk training.
I hate that I do this with my hands.
Om.
I go to places mentally.
My mind.
Because he was watching fucking Simpsons. Giggling away.
You should listen to my sleep podcast. It's a ten hours of relaxing dishwash.
It's so good, it's the best one.
Is it actually the dishwasher?
Look at that, gentle dishwasher, 10 hours sleep.
It's even got a picture of a dishwasher.
I think that's more of a problem to listen to after this.
When I was growing up I was a...
You were a dishwasher?
Yeah, I was.
My bed was underneath the kitchen.
Underneath?
Were you in the floorboards?
I know I know you British people do it backwards we have the beds on the top
we in Australia everything just lie down so like the main stuff happens
It's not true.
Well, Al has to just kind of dug underground.
Wow.
That's kind of cool.
The entrance was the kind of second door.
You should go to Cougar Beach.
That's cool.
Australians just say silly words.
They actually dig rooms.
What do you call it? Goals more Australian?
What? Goals.
Mackeys.
and hundred jacks, HJs, that's Burger King.
Burger King already existed apparently, so they called it 100 Jacks.
And we always used to go to one near the church, so we called it 100 Jesus.
I don't know yet, I don't know yet.
Time for mine, make a double cheeseburger.
Charlie?
Yeah, break them up.
All right, it's a great day. Let's get out of that, boys.
All right, let's switch to yours.
Yeah, let's do it.
80 Ks.
85 something Ks.
One second shift.
Oh, right, right, oh, can we get some oil?
Oh, yeah, oil, oh, shit, uh, we got, we got a droogie gave another 200 dollar donation
Triggy.
Triggy.
Not only Moon, thank you to the 25th-year-old nation.
Sarah from Heidi, thank you to the 25.
Rachie, thank you to the 10.
Orihunger, thank you to the 25.
Symbolus, thank you to the 50.
Covert Gana, thank you to the 25.
And I honestly, thank you to the 100.
Eminently Sane, thank you to the 25.
Silver Moon, thank you to the 2.
Merakson, thank you to the 25.
Blaze, by the way, seven, thank you to the 25.
Alexia, thank you to the 1,000 again.
Mike Graves, thank you to the 100.
And honestly, to the 90, so I'm going to fit them all.
We've got Andrew with $30 donation.
Here's my donation towards Chris, the Shoei fund.
You can't wait till it's happening, right, Chris?
Lambie Pie.
Let's go, Chris, Connor, Rob and Van Gang, $100.
Thank you so much.
Money burns, leave the 25.
It's all in your brakes, mate.
Ha.
I like lifting it for you.
My king.
Wonderful stuff.
Dude look how majestic that cloud looks over there.
What is it?
I don't know, he's real.
We got a little guy on the thing with us.
He won't fall, right?
He won't fall.
He falls, I fall.
And then we'll get the flight back on your bike.
Oh, yeah.
A sail for the wind.
Yeah, this guy's taking my space, not gonna lie.
I swear I normally like to fit my hands.
Yeah.
But hey, he's mobile.
That's okay, it's okay, we can always move over.
We'll figure it out.
Like a windbreaker.
All right.
Time to raise some money.
Let's raise some freaking money, bros.
Oh, finally a beautiful day.
Let's hope we get a little bit more lucky on the wind here.
Oh yeah, dude.
Oh yeah.
Oh, fuck.
I mean, that's why I'm annoying actually.
I'm gonna pull it.
Hope it doesn't break the stream.
There we go.
The stream's still here.
We're good.
No flag?
Because we're getting out of the city.
Oh, there is a boat.
Wow.
Because we're in the city, we're just taking the flag off just for now
now so you can get out without causing issues but we're going to put it back on
the next stop so that you all the donators can get your big names on there
okay so far no breeze oh there it is keep those donations coming in those
chat we're nearly at $500,000 raise the
cyclophone half a million on day 8 chat
that is crazy
they said it couldn't be done day 8 never
never been done before on a cyclophone
We're going to figure out what wars you guys want, maybe on the reddit we can collect suggestions
as well for the next couple of days and you guys can just upload the ones you think are
the best to do.
I think I appreciate everyone who keeps the discussions going after the streams.
I appreciate that, I'm not always using it.
TTS is on, it's $25 to get your donation read allowed by Brian.
And 510, Rob's gonna take the bag, bag.
Yeah, yeah, I feel okay, I just,
this getting warm is always the hardest part.
Once we get warm, I feel okay.
Oh, see now that, that's a problem.
That nice strong breeze coming towards us is out of the issue.
How far away is the first to 7?
27.
27?
Yeah, that's pretty.
I think we're just trying to get a lot done early, so we can kind of chill later on.
That would start taking three years to get in time to release, you know.
Yeah, there's like no pressure, yeah.
Do you see us on?
It should be.
Oh, oh, it's not.
Fuck, you're an idiot.
Good stuff, lads.
Let's keep this show rolling.
Love all you do.
Thank you.
Thank you, CD-Organ crew,
for doing the cycleth and once again.
Hey, our pleasure.
Please don't wait a blast,
and even more so,
we love suffering.
We love suffering.
We love suffering, you guys.
Monk.
First time donating you guys are amazing, so thank you. I appreciate that.
Here's my donation towards the Chris Stewie fund.
He struggles at least to got the angel of Shibuya to assist.
Not for good work.
Let's go Connor, Chris, Rob and Van Gang.
Weather looking really nice today. Hope you guys have a safe and fun day 8.
We need to get out of the city so we can cycle in my normal mode.
You might not do that.
Okay.
Don't do that.
Oh, God.
Rob Scott is out already.
Documentary series no cloud no squall shall hinder the well-spearied monkey
Fortunately, clear weather is forecasted for this journey. Yeah, you're lucky today
I feel so grateful to be part of this awesome community. Thank you for being one human being's less than three. We're trying our best
I love these streams so much. I'm a soft when it's over
Oh
Bobby cosplay, I would love to do a Bobby Cosplay
Okay, that was a good joke
Thank you
You are everyone else
True true true
What is he doing?
He's just roughing it off too
Best animal?
I feel like Dogo will win
Oh this car does not want to let us go.
Oh yeah, brumptons.
Thank you for that, Shat.
That's nice.
The Sambir's right now.
What if we do every 10K, we do a beer?
Keep going.
You're going to rest at the end?
Yeah, we're going to rest at the end.
You're going to rest at the end.
Arm gets 2 AM here, too early for cycling.
If Chris was a British shop, EHS go, Sainsbury, M&S,
what would he be?
Waitrose.
He'd be a waitrose.
He's a bougie boy.
I've got to get warmed up.
Waitrose in the UK is like a very fancy supermarket.
They just sell everything the other supermarkets do, but they make you feel more expensive.
I thought she was not even that good to be honest with you.
Oh, oh, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold.
Got a warm up, it's like 12 degrees right now,
so it's pretty, actually pretty chilly
even though the weather's great.
Let me stand still, I get warm.
Ha.
Oh.
It's always like this all day.
I don't know.
It will be, right?
I'm cold still though, are you cold?
Yeah, we haven't started sighting.
Yeah, I need to get it.
I need to get it.
It's going.
Mind-nipples are being wind-braked, I think.
Fuck.
Mind-nipples are also like fucking antennas right now.
Yeah, I could.
It's like a how it's me, diamond cutters.
signal. I'm getting signals from the mother ship right now.
Ok. There's no steps. We haven't skipped a single donation.
On his favorite event of the year. Oh God, God, God, God, God, God. Oh
Very kind
I
Think they could have gone there. I wouldn't have met about it
With it
It gives me two things to look forward this time of year.
Good luck today.
Hey, I appreciate that.
Yeah, people always ask why we do it this time of year.
Well, winter is too fucking cold.
Any later in spring and it would be the rainy season.
If it was like May, we'd be getting closer to being rainy.
There would also be a lot hotter.
Great jobs, fellas.
Just got back from a three month trip to Japan.
Kyushu was the best car to be back.
Love from Nova Scotia Canada.
Kyushu's so good.
Oh!
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my god, my trickle. I've got to tell you, chat.
A while back, I had a talented app developer named Brian who reached out and was like,
hey, I want to make a little Cyclethrone app so people can cycle and do fitness stuff
to the past Cyclethrones.
So there's a Cyclethrone app right now.
And it's basically following like, there's a fun little storyline and stuff, a bunch
of artwork made for it.
So if you want to cycle to the cyclothons, you can do that.
There's a little cosmetics and stuff you can get.
So if you want to go do that, you can.
There are some paid elements in there for like cosmetics.
That's just so that a boy grinds, you're working hard on it, can recoup some of his
time that he spent making this app.
It's shockingly good.
It's available at cyclothonforever.com I think.
And what should have it in the chair right now, I think?
Brian the TTS, yeah, that same guy.
There's a mass jump-skate you in the air. Actually, yes, so enjoy.
It's pretty cool. It's only available on Android though, unfortunately.
For now.
You know, we have like a cyclothon air.
So we can like cycle to the past cyclothon. The first one I think,
it's all like designed around the first one the story yeah yeah a really cool guy
reached out and was like offered to help make it sorry Android users I think
this is real hey if people like it we'll definitely try and get it on the iOS sorry
You guys are one man team, so he's been working hard on that.
So it's only Android, but if people like it, you know, then we can get it.
So go check that out if you want to go and check it out.
See if you want to cycle along to the cycle of vons.
You basically track your fitness and then the more you
cycle, the more like cute cosmetics you unlock.
It's cute.
So go check that out, CycleFondProbably.com.
Oh, warming up a little bit now.
My accountant wants me to give you two thousand dollars more for taxes, so I gotta keep watching
for one more week.
Happy I'm the head of rain on the leaderboard's toe.
Your accountant wants you to give me money.
This account is based, so you should recommend him to all of Shat.
Can we unlock Mr. Raffable's carps as cosmetics for the Cyclop and that?
Those things are beasts. Keep up the good work.
I'm sure he can handle them.
All right, there are quite a lot of distance to do on this first light, 27k stretch, so
quite a long time for me and you to chat.
Chat.
So get those Daryl Nose in, keep talking about your days, let's enjoy this beautiful day
together.
And then we have another stop and then it's lunch, so trying to get most of the distance
out of the way pre-lunch, so how you feeling Rob?
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
You know, you know what we're seeing?
Oh hell yeah, is it cool?
All right.
Do you ever wonder why we're here?
It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it?
True.
Why are we here?
Why are we here?
Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence?
True.
I don't know about that, to be honest.
I'm cycling.
What are you saying?
There's something diabolical there.
If it's still there, it's diabolical.
Really?
Maybe, yeah.
Good diabolical or bad diabolical?
Is it Christian?
Is it Christian Ashuri?
Well, it's Christian Ashuri.
It's Christian Ashuri.
Is he Chris doing a shooie?
Well, it's something to do with that level. Something in that direction.
Oh, okay.
I remember chatting, five to five Chris is doing a shooie.
Yeah.
And then a gloveie and a socky.
And a sausage.
And a sausage.
If you won't do it, let's just pretend that he will. Let's just keep pretending that he will.
Oh.
Oh.
Can we get the legendary Rob Buttey slap that he got last year?
The Rob Buttey slap?
What are we eating today?
I don't know. I think it might be a ramen bag.
Time is not made up of lies. It is made up of circles. That is why clocks are round.
Oh that's wild. I like that. That could actually be legit. What is that venue?
I wish we stayed there. Oh it's a church. I wonder if that's where my friend works.
As you chat VIPs, you're all VIPs, living on a cycle of art.
The police decided to establish another kit with a pencil doctor when asked what she should have done.
She said she should have asked if you want to be stabbed.
I mean, the manners are very important to establish.
the legs are amazing for what you do.
I'm just cycling along with you for our next journey.
Speaking of fitness nuts in your street.
OK.
All right.
I went for a casual six mile cycle today.
It was lovely, but makes me really appreciate
the difficulty of what you are doing each day.
Yeah, it's a little different.
We did a 50 something, 60 mile cycle yesterday.
So it was a pretty big stretch of cycling.
There were 100 Ks yesterday in that like hurricane winds.
We went through a new buyer. We went through Arrakis.
Because we had a sandstorm, which has never happened on a cycle as on the floor, we've
been through snow, we've had hail, we've had pouring rain, we've seen it all of.
From Chicago, we have the bears to poke the socks and unlike Toronto, we don't collapse
in Game 7.
Oh, that's mean. Where's my daily Toronto facts? Where are they at?
That's a cool building.
This looks like a building I built in Leiger. That's not a compliment.
Like it's kind of cool, but it's very like, very uninspired.
Let's build the block and put some trimmings on the top to make it look like the top.
It's a protection of government buildings, isn't it?
Yeah, I could have guessed.
Yeah, the most boring building to me.
Yeah.
I hate the shout-outile buildings.
The weather looks much better today.
Oh, it's so awful.
Speaking of ramen, what kind do you prefer?
Me, sir.
I like Tonkatsu with bok choy personally.
Ooh, I mean, that's a good one.
Connachris mob into twine tongues emoji.
That's not an emoji.
Miso Raman is the best.
Kiss like Tom Kotsu?
I would just like to date everyone, no.
Miso's perfect.
And that I'm a girl.
And I like ribbons in my hair.
And I want to kiss all the boys.
Okay.
Thank you for that.
I will make sure to keep cycling.
So that...
I'm not faced with the choice.
I'm asking for the steps in, I'm so proud of Matt, being able to walk like a mile now
from being able to walk zero, like that's crazy.
Do I put myself out there, coot out and all, and got my first vehicamism?
Thank you, you are God done inspiration.
Hey, we got you, man.
It's got a...it's got a do-you-can-do voice.
When we stop, the sun is so nice.
The Ronto fact, I got nothing. I live in the most unremarkable city in the world, but at least it's calm.
Fair enough.
Sorry.
Oh, it looks beautiful on the stream, though, when I look at the...
Oh, yeah, because I got the ND filter on the sky.
You've got to meet those geeks to bake that cake.
My God, the quality looks impeccable. It's like a video game.
And I'm at a 92 heart rate, I think it's pretty alright for a high casual pay, I don't okay me.
Alright, when we do the swimmathon, then I'll show you off.
No, you'll still catch up to me, I'll ask.
Do you know if it's the University Foundation boys?
Love from NZ.
Reminder, it is for people who are suffering from primary immunosupport.
Hopefully the weather will be great from now on.
Yeah, I hope so.
Bossing up for all your dealing.
We had a...
Who is Michael Jacobus and I am baking some.
Oh, okay.
That's fair.
Yeah, I've been on a couple of planes and I'm screaming, I get it.
I'm doing it for people with primary immunodeficiency.
That's like an umbrella term for like 550 different diseases, 550 different diseases
with various different severities and it's a tough, tough disease to live with.
You guys are doing great.
You helped my social anxiety by inspiring to get out of my comfort zone.
Everyday I hope one day I can do streaming myself. I'm gonna you yeah, man people are so people online is to tell me online
They'd like
Now I like a human interaction. I feel like sometimes because the way I read comments a I
What does the stand for?
Official watch the eye intelligence. Yeah, what was the again?
artificial
Wait, what's that?
People are so worried, man, when I read, like, comments on YouTube about, like, having, like, awkward social interactions.
And it's like, dude, it's like anything. It's a muscle. You don't get better at social attractions.
Without doing them, you're going to have to have some awkward ones. I think people are so...
Connor, Chris, and Robert, so much heat, so...
...and a good, frisked lady. Today, we explore a rare phenomenon.
Three idiots discovering their stomach limits. Slice of pizza, emoji.
Dude, the boys showed up and I kind of will say they didn't because that was on my card.
Never tell Rob the meal is free.
Never tell Rob the meal is free.
What he did to my card yesterday at a pizza restaurant needs to be studied.
I thought they were going on a business trip.
I wanted to support their business dude.
I'm thinking of a double.
...while eating mandarins from Arlington, Virginia.
Okay.
$1 million for IDF here. We come.
Let's get it, boys.
Will we get him out of here?
No, he narrows.
Yeah, I think we can do it.
Do you see the flag on the back of the way?
Yeah, that was crazy.
there's a giant round one that's a shame you can't go there that'd have been fun
look at that they got a sports show as well so you do sports
beautiful weather though today lads
i think we deserve this after the hellish last week we've had on this
cycle it's been tough we have really gone through it now let me see it let me see it
I'm not coming right now who is coming you better get out here. You better come out here. I
I'm not coming
You're gonna pan go to a sports car there's a couple of Tokyo
I'm not sure so good that glizzy yesterday. Does it go down the other way hole two?
He's a true Jojo fan getting it from both sides game
Does the sausage come out the same way I go at women?
Pure efficiency.
They're saying you're a true Georgia fan.
The CN Tower has a glass floor which was built to withstand the weight of 35 moose or 3,639
Canadian geese.
Okay.
One rob.
Oh, one rob.
People like Grape does rocks float on lava, front flip for style.
I do words good.
Okay.
Lee Eats play. I look better in slow Missouri.
What, what was I just here? This one's for all the people who aren't in a
position to donate right now.
Appreciate that. Also, Alexa play cry for me by Iron Man.
Yes, let's hear my favorite disco. San Francisco facts.
Okay. San Francisco's Japan town founded in 1906.
Oh wow. Is the largest and oldest in the U.S.
Oh. It's one of only three Japan towns in the U.S.
Why'd you say it like that, Brian?
Connors wallet is so empty, even his pizza refused to be delivered
Said it couldn't survive the trip without toppings
Slice of pizza, logy
What?
What else did he do?
Do you have an opinion on Trek vs Giant vs Specialized for these long range road bike trips?
Honestly, I probably should
Did Bob swallow the sausage for the flavor or shape?
Did you swallow it for the shape or the flavor of?
Flavor Rob from Patsy & Coombe.
I think it's the shape.
Texture.
Texture.
Texture, he says.
Okay.
Yeah, I probably should care about what bike I ride.
I kind of report this bike because I feel like,
oh, it looks nice.
I think it'll do.
On the website it said endurance.
I was like, oh, I guess I'm doing that.
But I definitely could have gotten a better bike
for doing this because this one,
I'm kind of leaning forward a lot.
And I was saying that even his neck was hurting when he was on my bike.
You could tilt your head up quite a lot.
I mean I've gotten used to it now, my neck looks like a budget F1 rider.
But, and the tyres could definitely be slightly thicker.
But, yeah, I chose the bike because it was purple and glittering to be honest with you.
And the stall was like, are you sure you want this bike?
I said, yeah.
I want that one.
So, that's why I got the pink one.
Oh, wow, the wind is not, like, dreadful today.
It's so weird being on a pedal without having a gale in your face.
Yeah, we're, like, actually moving forward.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Greetings from Indianapolis, Indiana.
Love everything that you do, Connor.
Keep up the great work.
Shout out to the shaking stake in the middle of the town.
Hey, Connor, my mom cycled 48 kilometers yesterday.
Please congratulate her.
Hey, that's an insane amount.
Connor didn't research bikes properly.
Now, he pedals harder than his wallet trying to afford food after buying the wrong one.
Tice of emoji. Tice of Pete's emoji.
I think I'm going to get a new bite next time.
Any chance for Pokemon Wars?
We did have Pokemon Wars last time.
Gavin or Google or Gavin. Which one said it? Let's find out. I'm feeling lucky.
I'm sure I'm lucky, eh?
Why is the cloud blocking the sun?
Come back!
If this is Steel Ball Run who is Johnny and who is Jairo, a London score?
I'm Jairo.
Tells me the Oklahoma facts.
It is illegal to open a soda bottle without a licensed engineer supervising.
It's a good thing for me, I am a licensed engineer.
Is that true?
I can't be true.
I can't be true. There's no way.
Is it one of those like really old laws that like everyone's forgotten about and never even forces?
Oh! The f**k! Why don't you just turn in the road like that? F**king hell!
Oh, yeah, if you want.
Oh my God, yeah we can.
Jesus, that was close.
That could have been a lot worse.
Fucking hell.
That's crazy to turn like that.
That had nearly fucking put you in a coma.
Any glow sticks here?
Are you a glow stick K or a glow stick B?
Either way, give these lads some of your wallet contents.
Mmm. Very beautiful.
The nice thing about Christmas in front is seeing we're lucky to see what Charlotte gets to see every day.
Safe riding, guys.
I hear you're fucking merged with it just now.
I really advise a bike fitter to shop next time you get a bike.
It will make everything so much more comfortable, change my bike for the better.
I did get my bike fit.
Can't wait for the new abroad in Japan book.
The first one did such a good job at keeping my desk level,
and now I have them on a mostly paid.
If you are a fan of Rooster Teeth, go and listen to the regulation podcast with
Jeff and Gavin and Eric Boudour and Andrew Panton. Okay. This is a straight ad.
Connor, as a man, why does it feel good when I ride over rumble strips? I feel so good I sometimes turn
around and do it again. Please explain Connor. Yeah, he's talking about...
wow we got a level 11 height train damn keep the scam train going boys
remind her if you shop or gift the Saab during the cycle for any point you'll
unlock the C.D.O.G. doing it which is a permanent remote I think your resaab
works too yeah if you watch cycle for an hour you get a back
today is my daughter's 21st birthday and she has always loved your content
Oh, thank you, it's great to see you.
I wish Astro a happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Astro.
Close to 500k, boys.
Oh, the wind is getting bad, Rob.
Put a stop to it, I can't hear you.
Oh, thank fuck.
No, that's bad, right?
Wait, the wind is coming from the right.
How about that?
Alright, fine. Just three loads riding a bike.
Going to the load.
Oh, that was Chris.
Heavy load.
Chris, third of that.
This be a good road to train on.
You would.
You should go back and forth.
Over the bumps.
Over the bumps.
So I feel something.
Oh, somebody has a good suggestion.
Since bike frames have a more relaxed geometry making cycling longer distances more comfortable.
Ah.
Most manufacturers will have an endurance line.
Ah.
I just want to say it was endurance, but maybe not very good at being endurance.
Here Connor, my father and I usually bike 5 miles or 8 kilometers around our neighborhood
when working out in the morning.
That's cool!
This is the Italian friend of fake eyebrows.
I mean Tracy.
I think staying a third day was a good idea.
Maybe a fourth day now.
Ha ha ha!
Alright, I'm staying.
I'll just cycle around by myself.
You can follow it.
Just don't come on the stream please.
Just don't show on camera.
Yeah.
Look at the man who knows.
You can give me a mic if not put it on.
Yeah.
Yeah, we are doing well though, we are doing well.
The pace is okay, the donation pace is alright.
We're four eight seven nine, close to four eight eight.
Close to four eight eight.
Yeah.
Half a mil before we stop.
a mill. We can get it today boys. Yeah maybe. Keep up the good work. Thank you. The cyclothon
helped me find my interest in immunology and it'll be starting in October. Oh that's awesome.
Dude congrats. That's so cool. I saw on the news the other day that Sweden is putting barcodes
on their warships. It's so when they scan the navy. They can scan the navy. I already heard it.
You think it's my first cyclothon?
But thank you for the hundred dollar nation.
I'm track.
I should have pretended I didn't know the joke.
I just couldn't.
488 boys.
2K away from 490.
Let's get it.
So close.
Reminder, 1K gets you new on the flag, which Rob will put back on his bike reluctantly.
new guys craze for some thank you it's by jazzy the 10 cuz I think the 10
Oh, dude.
Oh, wind's picking up a little bit.
Oh, nice.
Not bad.
That's good.
Hello again from 93% from Seattle.
If you're looking for Donald War ideas, I remember our briefly mentioning a best cheese war on day six.
I wonder if people are as passionate about cheeses as they are about cinnamon roll.
Oh, streaming!
We hoard a little bit more than we need to ourselves instead of helping others.
True.
We trade our own comfort for compassion.
That's true.
26
Can't donate plasma so here's some money instead
It's true
Okay, Rob the Italian boy. The I mean baby sitter is doing
Oh no Rob! Rob, no!
Is he a good guy?
Yeah, I think so.
otherwise, only energy.
Oh, this is a bad, bad road.
Oh, not the friendliest road to be on, but the...
Hey Connor, I've entered much mummy right now, but I will take to donate a bit for a good cause.
You are a lump in the dark world.
Ah, that's sick, I'm just doing my thing.
This road is not fun, Rob.
Ooh, that. That means beautiful woman.
Okay.
That means, what a nice day.
Thank you.
Holy fuck.
I can't feel my balls.
Glad you've gotten into F1.
Hoping to know which team are you supporting and who is your favorite driver.
Keep up the great work, boys.
Unloyal to McLaren, because I only come to the headquarters and eat their food.
If you get the chance to visit Neegar to Prefecture again,
I would recommend the show here, the museum in the town of Sanction.
All the best.
Thank you for that.
This is the weekend for charity streams.
Keep up the good work, guys.
Thank you.
Oh shit, 250 bucks. Thank you so much.
Oh my. Look at that cake. I mean I'd crawl through a field of cactus just to hear that
man fart through a walkie-coffin.
What the fuck?
Hey Connor, your doctor here with your test results.
Okay.
Let's print them out.
Okay.
Hmm.
OK, what's the news, Doc?
Yeah, it's a me, Amarillo.
I'm going to guess it's a laugh, probably.
Is it a laugh, Chris?
Please tell Rob he's been a delight on this cyclophon and that he's here today, too.
Also, you must use your Donner-War-Wen.
That's right.
Right, big juicy boner, Larry Fishberg, yeah.
Pissing left.
Rob has been a delight, dare I say.
He did pay for it, but he earned it.
Thank you.
Hey Rob, this is your wife's boyfriend.
Can you pick up some toilet paper on the way home?
Can you pick up some toilet paper on the way home?
We miss you.
Oh, it's a nice road now.
Lots of cars, but...
Oh, damn.
Oh, one more carry.
One more curry.
I would crush another butter chicken.
All right, don't forget,
try if you want to get some merch.
www.searofgay.com.
Five dollars for each item,
get a source charity.
If you don't need a little something
to remember the cycle from,
why?
Because once it's gone,
we don't bring it back.
So if there's an item you really want, grab it.
So what's this about your Italian wife's boyfriend?
Where did this come from?
What do you call birds that stick together?
I don't know.
Well-crows.
Oh.
Yeah.
We were in Vegas one time.
Uh-huh.
And Tracey got hit on by this Italian guy.
And she ended up giving him my number.
You know what?
He starts messaging me.
He's like, he's giving him a picture of himself
in the bathroom, like, shaving, like,
do you want a gamble?
Oh, my god.
He's like, he's going to a restaurant.
I've got seven back up to four.
At a nation wall, I've got my cameo,
she's got her own mouth.
She's got her own original songs.
That's so funny.
I guess you could do that at a nation wall, too.
It's a bold play given the boyfriend's number.
I like the gambit.
We're nearly at 490. Let's keep it going.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unweighted swan?
I don't know. What's the problem?
Really?
What's the difference?
Love these streams and being able to see many parts of Japan.
And doing it for a few years...
It's just across the road. It's too busy.
busy.
Larry Hitchcock now, she run the Scorsky D by the Arms, Junkyard 129, Quarterly, Karoo,
Chiltchaos, Apple, Tom Forks.
Those YouTubers, if you feel no control and you don't know what makes you beautiful, have
The maths in your best song ever, head down to a supper in one direction.
Cycleathon 5, Rob goes through the cities with the boys.
We're four-eight-eight.
He said on Not Cycling that he made a video about being in a human washing machine.
Smile, he takes emoji.
He'll never join us.
Another Hoosier here.
I know our city is a little boring and there's not much to do.
But at least we got the best race on earth going for us.
Is that Indy 500?
Hey, God bless!
I'd love to go and watch that one day. That'd be so fun.
Nah, you know, there's cities that are like the most quote-unquote boring.
Often have the really nice people in them, though, too.
Everyone I met in Indiana was extremely kind, except for the Uber driver guy who showed me his car.
All the talk of butter chicken had me craving a succulent Indian meal.
the struggle. So we did. Keep smashing it, lads.
The fish sucked Chris mid-sentence, and he just paused like,
ah yes, the local wildlife expressing its opinion on my content, fish emoji.
What?
Hey guys, been watching since the first cyclophon.
Happy to see such sunny weather on my birthday.
birthday yeah let's get it boys leave the birthday donation what a softest thing
to do on your birthday double you I think double you just I don't know a better way
of expressing and crunching yeah I mean I should just be learning English should
be used to the words but are we getting on the highway all right fuck it I'm
fast. Sweet Abbey Paddling out they call me the mobile. Nobody. My mom. Yeah you kind
of need one. For my sake.
Home among the countries with lots of clump trees, a sheep or two, a kangaroo, a clothes,
line up the back of a ramp in front of an old chair what am I listening to why is
this from what do you do with that
dude when they're sitting there fishing on a beautiful Sunday shit
fact of the day the first person to prove that cows milk is drinkable was very
very thirsty thanks for all you do for charity seeing you
prove terrible weather has inspired me to never give up on my dream of
destroying you working on second annual cyclophan crochet blanket while
watching you guys keep that cake baking thank you how about a Donald
Warfare game or game franchise we want you to play if we hit five hundred and
twenty five thousand dollars today would you play the winning game let's go I
think that's that's fair so fast on a bike even his bad decisions can't keep
up with him bicycle emoji true
I think that's a good idea I think, oh that's fair.
Oh lovely weather, just prepping for it all to go to shit, nothing ever stays this good
on a cyclothon.
Especially because Rob's here too, so he gives me a bit of worries.
It's just got to be answered at some point.
Did you say the winning game?
Yeah, I should have said maybe the winning game I'd play. I think that's a good donor wall.
What's the category?
I don't know, anything.
Or any game?
I guess, I mean...
How do you play the game?
What's my favorite game?
Connor, this is...
I saw Rob swallow the whole sausage.
And he's swallowing a piping hot Geoza again like that, or he wants something else, I browse.
Yeah, I think Rob could swallow a whole Geoza steaming hot.
I won't be able to talk.
Honestly, there'd be an improvement.
This road is delightful.
It's so good.
Has he gone this road before?
No, I can't remember.
You mean to tell me you don't remember every road you've cycled on?
What?
No traffic at all.
Yeah, no traffic at all. It's beautiful.
It's really impressive how you all see GI the cycling every year, you're not fooling
anyone.
At least we always raise a ton of money for the idea.
True.
Yeah, we're not actually cycling right now.
There are so many kinder supportive people along the way, the universe is behind you
just some small tests along the way.
Small tests.
Small tests too.
Yeah, we've actually been rotoscoping Rob the entire time.
His deal was that he had to look good.
What a kind guy.
These guys are laughing, they're struggling to find the wheel better about themselves.
Yeah.
Well, Rob's, you know, Rob's on his last cycling legs, you know, his age is getting
out again catching up to him. He's been 29 for a little while but it's surely about to change.
That was a beautiful little stretch, I love that. That was so pleasant.
Hey Connor, if the bike already somewhat fits you, consider a bike fit.
They will adjust and replace parts to improve comfort.
Love from Singapore.
I kind of want to get a bike that Rob has and then maybe we can auction off this bike.
I don't know, that could be fun.
Look at my horse slash. My horse is amazing. Exclamation mark slash give it a lick slash
and tastes just like raisins. Yes. I love these back roads. These are always the best parts
man because you would just never go down here like there's no real reason if
you're driving I'm going to take my first jail PT test in July good luck man
luck on the N3 damn good luck man that's tough that is better than me I'm
7. Yeah, it's so low.
Take a confactive day about yokai called nobusuma. Giant bat squirrel that feast on fruit, blood
and these nuts of forest. Okay, that's not real.
Can't have CGI, AI, and thinking machine while eating that succulent Indian dish. We must
Justin, you're in butter chicken world, we can't say.
This is really nice.
Ah, beautiful cherry blossoms.
Ah, they're fading though.
Damn, the cherry blossoms are already leaving us chat.
We had a couple of days of beautiful cherry blossoms.
You kind of spent rather than the long during.
Yeah, I mean if we had gone upwards we could have followed them kind of.
But still we would have been too fast I think.
Yeah, we've got some amazing views.
It's a beautiful day.
Oh, the wind picks up and the open fields there.
Nothing we haven't handled before, undecisively.
I'm sorry to the man, I just yelled that I was not ready for the people to be people in so old.
I'm not a lawbreaker like you, Rob!
This is the bullet train right next to us, the Shinkansen, that's what we're cycling
along right now.
So if you came into Niigata, this is what you would be riding on, most likely.
Oh, 19!
There's still a tiny bit of square soft gold in here, a juice left to squeeze, so play
great power of Sightseeth.
Power of Sightseeth?
I'm down to play literally any game,
because I'm pretty sure I'll enjoy
something.
I'll find the enjoyment.
Is that a baseball field looking at him?
Oh, now he's following the...
That's the police strat!
There's a video of police,
because you're supposed to stop at those.
And the way that the police were stopping
was tapping their foot on the ground,
while it's not stopping even they didn't want to follow the rules
my name was on the flag yesterday at the top but gone this morning I was
wondering what happened I feel bad even asking but it made me happy oh I don't
know what morning and welcome to the adventure of monkey man and torture boy
After convincing that boy with the long succulent sausage he joins them yet again
Well, you got ripped or the rain washed it away. We'll put it back on there, Rosie Crack
We'll get back on for you. Hello from Slovakia. I hear that Chris is going to waste wallpaper on something called book
Hopefully Rob will make him realize with some shoe
Good morning chat. It's a beautiful day to donate. There's a beautiful day to donate
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Hey Connor, would you consider building a bike from the frame up?
Could be an interesting stream to build hype for Cyclathron 6.
How do you do that?
Butter chicken?
Build a bike?
Okay.
Are you bullying me?
What?
Oh my god.
Okay, I did not...
Oh yeah, I did say that. Yeah, I'll do that.
We won't hit each other.
You guys can't do that.
You guys can't freaking do that.
Oh.
Yeah, how much longer?
Probably like 10, is my guess.
10 is my guess.
Yeah, how was longer?
Probably like 10 is my guess.
10 is my guess.
Which one did you think was the best Saki?
Oh, those ones were great.
Had you tried Saki on D's?
Okay, okay.
Alright buddy.
The first potato plant in the United States was planted in New Hampshire in 1719.
Nice as someone from NIH. This is the most important state fact. Oh
It's quite important a big see dog. How much to get Chris to have the camera back for a ride? You're asking that
He's reluctant
He might do it when there's no more guests
Thanks from all of us at Shogio for the
$490,000 if you know how the bag of money outside should be
No!
No, be sure Joe!
Uh, yeah, whatever.
I mean, I've already streamed it once.
Ah, the fields of Negata. Endless in their vastness.
Yep, there's Royce.
We have a bit of a headwind, but it's like nothing compared to yesterday, so it still
feels easy to cycle. 490 though Jack, come on with 10k away from 500. That'd be so awesome to hit.
Yeah, K for a K. What do we say? What are we saying?
The rich Americans and their deep pockets.
In an episode of the Grand Tour,
O.G. Top Gear 3O is dropped into Mongolia and have to build their own car and get out.
Anyway, Cyclethon 6...
That's pretty good. I don't know...
Hold on. Did this man just doubt the Final Fantasy 14 community?
Warriors of Light, let's do this.
If we had 2 mil, I would buy all the DLCs.
There's no way though.
That's like so far away.
We're only, we're only even at 500.
It's not that many, is it?
Of course.
I watched your playthrough of Get to Work.
It was pretty funny.
Thank you.
Good work on that game.
Thank you.
Good night from Florida.
Ah, thank you.
Yeah, I voiced it and played the whole thing.
This is stunning.
Other than the giant, you know tracks
Alabama girl
Married, I can't wait to spend my life with him. He's the best friend and the hottest brother
I knew that was coming. I just wait for that. I've never had a serious donation from Alabama before I
Think that what happened
How dare you appeal to my vanity of being a rich American for shame
Thank you for the hundred dollars rich American
You're so rich and smart Americans give me a money
Click the course we're getting on to play shed. Oh my god a thousand dollars from Carl 42
Holy shit clip it this plate. There's just no way. I'll play. I'll literally play all that. He'll see it's your mail
Maybe.
Can you please explain Rob's height and detail?
Rob's height? Impressive. That's the one word.
He's built to swallow glizzies, I'll say that much.
When he swallowed his first hot dog, it was like that scene in Oppenheimer when he's like
realizing what he's done.
There you go.
Oh no.
The last time watching the Cyclopfund live is my vacation then, so I have to return to the cold hunt world of having a job.
No!
Don't do it! Don't return to job world!
It's not worth it.
The Glyziheimer!
Delaware Fun Fact. We were originally the lower three counties of Pennsylvania until declaring ourselves an Indian.
I
I
Know I would not
Maybe I kid I don't know I'm sure maybe I can make it work
It's it takes a while there
You've got a lot of scarecats.
I got a lot of...
I'm currently watching Orb, so I missed the start of the stream.
So far, it's been really good.
But here's my daily dono before I forget them out.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you. It's very kind of you.
Thank you, really, to all the cyclists as well who are giving me advice and stuff,
because I'm actually not a great cyclist.
I just do this once a year and cycle a bunch, but in my everyday I kind of cycle here and there.
I'm very weather dependent, it has to be perfect, otherwise I'm like, I don't want to cycle.
Warriors of light, let's expand contract, you can become instant. Champions from beyond the left,
There is no way about it.
There is no way.
Look at that giant drone that guy's got.
500k in drop does a full cumberland sausage.
Look at that drone.
Oh, bullet train of ours.
That must be like a sea dropping drone or something.
That's cool.
huge that's almost as big as the sausage Rob it's gonna let's try later it's gonna fly
I drop a sausage payload inbound
It also looked like it didn't taste good
But I guess you didn't taste it.
Why do I hate Delaware?
Why do I hate Delaware?
What do they do?
Did something happen when the stream cut out?
I run this town.
I run this town.
So if you get a check you can do it using the link in the pinned comment or you can
scroll down if you're on desktop with a cute little donate panel.
Our artist Sam made it.
It is all the artwork for us, it's how cute.
I didn't click that if you want to donate at any point, it's $25 for a TTS chip here.
So, get those turns in.
This never ends, man.
I think it's actually the Shinkansen, isn't it?
Oh, yeah, maybe, yeah.
Pennsylvania, fun fact, we are the home state of Punx-Satourney, Phil.
On Groundhog Day, if you see his shadow, it means six more weeks of winter.
Go birds!
Alright.
What the hell can I find with that? Oh, watch out bashing your balls.
Japan is so lovely. Can you guys ever imagine leaving?
Another Japanese mythical beast is the loo, which also feasts on these nuts.
Okay, I don't think there's a beast in Japan that feasts on these nuts.
I have a feeling you lied to me, sir.
Wonderful day, though.
Much love for you, Texas.
Appreciate the dedication to the iron-mouse defense force and the beautiful scenery.
It's gotta be done.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you.
Ooh, we're so close to 492, boys.
Don't have to get a game of saps.
It's been kind of a response to this whole cycle.
And if you want to get a cycle-thumbed carp,
two dollars of each carp goes towards charity.
And once they're gone, they're gone.
So if you want to get a cup, go get it, go support.
I'm thinking about it because I just want to bring game of stuff now. I need it.
Hi Conor Ben-Kris. I finally have a career as an electrical engineer and money for fundraising.
Don't you?
You've got me through college, have a great trip.
Thank you.
We'll show you that.
Funchy cargo fact, in 1860 we lifted the city three meters in the air to make point of service.
We literally picked our city up and put it somewhere else.
That's sick though.
The American Ingenuity.
I wonder what that conversation must have been like.
Alright guys, we've got to lift the city up. What are you talking about?
Yeah, the poop is everywhere.
Oh, okay. I guess go ahead.
My wallet's out for more golden era square softs such as vagrant story set in the world
of Final Fantasy Tactics.
Oh cool.
Ten years or Paris ITs.
Oh right.
Okay.
Connor, will you go to Sekai Yukon in Puerto Rico to accompany Iron Mountain Auguste?
Just say yes so I can buy tickets right now and meet both.
I, Puerto Rico and August sounds hot. I will not be there.
I mean, maybe one day though.
Also, I think Puerto Rico is like literally the other side of the world to me right now.
I think it's like as far from the other side of the world as you can get I think. I could be mistaken, but I think it's pretty close.
This is a long road.
I'm pretty fine.
It's true.
We're nearly at the stop.
Yeah, I think so.
First three tanks in the weekend.
Who's the best tank?
The best tank.
Oh, okay, the bull train looks like it.
Oh, no, we're just going up the hill, okay.
The bull train looks like it's standing here.
We're one of only three states with a state cat.
Our insistence is because the multi-colors match the state flag.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, indeed.
I'll translate to you, though, in the PA back quarters.
A regionalism holds that a furry touch of you in his shadow will extend winter for a fortnight thrice.
What? What the hell's going on in Pennsylvania?
Another Chicago fun fact. Our river is home to the infamous 2004 Dave Matthews band Hope Incident.
Oh!
That congrats Chicago.
Isn't it in the Chicago River? I feel like a crazy place to do that.
I think you would do it somewhere else, you know?
If I was going to unleash poop on a river, I would find a pretty secluded river.
But what do I know?
Maybe Chicago just has the energy of like, yeah, I can take a shit in this water.
I'm, I'm me.
I'm taking a shit while I'm looking at the beam.
Eight thousand dollars away chat from five hundred.
We're so close boys.
Let's get it boys. What an awesome milestone to hit.
You know how geese fly in these shapes. You ever wonder why one side of the V is shorter than the other side?
It's cause that side has more geese.
Oh.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Okay.
Thank you.
Oh, true.
In Japan they think of paper drivers.
People who don't drive but have a license.
And quite a common thing in Tram.
There's a lot of people that aren't driving.
So there's quite a lot of bad drivers in Tram.
But it's still not as bad as LA.
LA, people just lose all semblance of order.
I've never seen such sanitary on roads.
It's impressive.
You know, it blows my mind when I'm in America,
I always see cars that are like fucked up and driving.
Like cars that are like duct taped up together,
like windows missing.
Like, I'm pretty sure that's like illegal here.
Like cars with like the bumper falling off.
But I was kind of surprised that like,
That was a loud almost.
Cause I was like, damn, isn't it kind of dangerous
if like this bumper falls off and it's traffic
and like kills someone?
Well, the signal is pretty bad up here I think, because this bullet train thing is like stopping
all of it.
Are we close?
No.
Okay.
You know I love seeing an old car.
What?
What?
For mini-tissue.
Maryland has a state cat Hawaii has a state fish that 99% of Americans can't say the name of humor human
Naku Naku a pool a
Is that real?
Hello from the middle of nowhere Canada months as well. We can do this
Thank you middle of nowhere. Unfortunately, I will take my job soon and my child will starve
But I'm happy to be that maybe Connor will play parasite
The resident G will pay, not he, G.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, I...
A little from beautiful British Columbia.
We can get around to that.
If you know, a UBC engineer and students have a habit of hanging VWs from places.
The more you go...
I do not know that.
Fun Montana fact, it is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
Really?
Keep up the good work.
What does a chaperone tail in this context?
I could chaperone a sheep or two.
Welcome. Look, I like sheep. What can I say?
Greetings from Kentucky. It's my birthday today and I wanted to share some of my
My birthday riches, take travels, friends.
Thank you very much.
That's very kind of you.
I know a fun fact.
Iowa State is the number one producer
of corn, pork, and eggs.
There are four pigs for every person living in Iowa.
Whoa.
I think Wales is the same as sheep, I think.
I think it's like three or four to one.
That's crazy, I didn't know that.
So Iowa's really keeping the US together.
You guys run out of food if that shit goes down.
I think Japan doesn't have enough farming land
to be able to like provide food for Japan,
so a lot of it's imported.
There's just no like mass scale farming.
I mean, you can kind of see like all the, you know,
You can pair an average size farm in America as a Japan.
It's just so massively different.
Like a big farm in Japan is like one 20th the size
of an American farm.
And like, Arkansas.
And I was in no flat land,
as you've seen from our cycle farms.
That's such a cool tree being propped up by other dead trees.
That's cool.
I love a good tree enemy in a video game, a tree boss.
Always cool to find a tree boss.
Would you ever consider trying GTA RP sometime?
Oh god.
I just...
I don't know.
I- I- I- I'm gonna say it's fun, but I don't know.
One under par is a birdie and one over par is a bogey and two over par is a double bogey.
What is ten over par?
A reason to quit.
Okay. Okay, fair enough.
Like, do you see how he always, like, seems fun when he see clips, but then I tune into any stream of it
and it's like people just walking around.
Fungalist fact, even though Connor didn't like us or our water burger, we still like him less than three.
Okay.
Okay, look, what a burger was overrated, let's be honest.
Yeah, the spicy ketchup's cool,
but it's a subpar burger, it's just big.
And Dallas is a city you have to admit
is laid out by Satan himself.
It's not made for people.
It's made for the people in the universe of cars.
It's not made for real people.
That being said, the dry raw barbecue was fire.
So, you know, you just got there.
It's true, come on man, you gotta be real Texans, come on.
Just be honest.
The city is laid out by the devil himself.
I tried to walk to a coffee and the Google was like, yeah, I'd say so.
In the end, the fact that there's absolutely nothing interesting to do here at all, this
isn't a fun fact.
It's a sad reality.
God, I can't wait to move.
Oh no!
Then you have Singapore.
It costs almost $100,000 to own the paper called the Certificate of Entitlement to say you get to own a car for 10 years.
Oh wow.
Yeah, you don't need a car in Singapore.
What are you going to drive to Malaysia?
Cycle around the whole thing, isn't it?
Yeah.
I mean, you know, in a place like that, yeah, it's a luxury, right?
And these parts of your van near your car, there.
Greetings from Saskatchewan, Canada.
A province so flat you can see your dog running away from home for three days.
You won't catch him, eh?
Something to plane as a ballast.
I'm talking about an hour and a half.
I would check out with a pace, right?
Like 30Ks.
I think.
Six seven.
No!
How can we get a six seven train?
Six seven.
Six seven.
No.
Six seven.
No.
Six seven.
Stop.
Six seven.
Six seven.
Six seven.
That's the first time I've skipped iteration.
Hello, Connor and Chris.
I watched Cyclophen won when I began college.
I'm now a few weeks from graduation.
Oh, dear, yes.
Cheers for the great content over the years.
I thought it was from here.
North Carolina gang here calling in the other Tar Heels to get those donos in.
Every dono would give Steels more power back from Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Take on right just hoarded some game of subs using your link I'm looking forward to trying
it soon got strawberry flavor and raspberry.
I think we're close.
We got to be close.
We got a bit of a ways.
3k fuck
fuck I thought you were like 500 away with 3k away
3k away that makes me sure you were $3000 away half million right now
yeah right there
right rich americans
rich and handsome
Sexy Americans, so generous, so Sagoi American.
Kentucky fact Lexington is home to the Gif peanut butter production plant.
This plant is the largest peanut butter production plant in the world.
I believe it.
See, tell me, what's the biggest nut factory in the world?
Oh, shit.
Into the wind.
Into the wind.
Oh.
Ah, that's higher actually.
Hello, it's the Singaporean guy again.
Hello.
Congrats on today being the halfway mark
and just like Agnes Tation,
my Singapore spirit will never break.
Who?
Doing my part from Canada 07.
Hey, hey, Canadians are sexy too.
Especially when they donate.
It's the one on the street.
I know, I know.
That makes you tall as one hair and be very poor either.
I reckon the live pizza, the pineapple pizza or none of the big ones.
Why do you think the pineapple pizza fans are that powerful?
They're not powerful.
They're strong.
They're broke.
We have numbers.
You don't have numbers.
They're lame.
And they're stubborn.
Rob seems to think that pineapple pizza could beat all other pizzas.
It can't be done, Rob.
It is. It has to be done.
It will be done. You'll be surprised.
I...
And peace will end.
Everyone is saying no way.
You stop cherries making comments.
Everyone, everyone is saying no way.
All on the pizza versus pineapple. Are you kidding me?
Pineapple and pizza as a thing or not?
No.
You're mad.
I'm just going to the Aussies wake up.
The Aussies are awake. It's like midday.
Do you have a bit of a tailwind? Or am I dreaming?
Sidewind, right?
Ah, it's not a tailwind. You're fine.
Ah, yeah, you're right.
This man is strong, sir. He has like a tail.
I have donated multiple times every day. This will be my last donut for the night.
Aww, are you joining pizza?
I have to pay off the credit card, lol, but it's so worth supporting.
You need to pay that off first. Please take care of yourself before the road.
Pineapple pizza gang rise up.
There is no one.
Rob is a fraud.
Rob is right. Pineapple pizza rules overall.
That's so dumb. I've never seen something so dumb come out of the TTS.
I haven't been on this bike in many years.
Hello from the sexy American.
Command, fellow sexy Americans.
If everyone in chat donates one dollar, we would blur the goal out of the park.
Through.
493. 7,000 dollars away.
Chat, I'd like you to all join me in singing our national anthem.
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light? What so proudly we?
Brian's like I'm done
Robin Chris you all love Dallas right shout out salvatoreans day number two
Hey, just have a Dorian's
Excellent coffee beans from there
That's the extent of
Salvador stuff I've tried
Hey, it's me go to here to represent Mexico. Hey, go to what's up from Mexico?
On average
California experiences over 100,000 earthquakes a year. Wow luckily many of these earthquakes are quite feeble, okay?
That's the fact everyone see if your company does donation match through chest usually
Whoa keep doing what you do king. You're the goats
Well, should we get a thousand dollar donation?
Thank you!
See, donating is good for you.
What happened to this road?
Why is it like this color?
Oh my god guys.
Tuna pizza is so good.
Are you serious?
What?
Yeah, it's good.
No, so just like canned tuna.
A bit of mayo and onions.
Hello. Putting my big tech money to goodies.
Hey.
Hopefully a gang will rise up. Pineapple on pizza forever.
No, you guys are weird.
Heresy violates my ears. My virgin pineapple ears.
Hello from Illinois, USA. Fun fact, Madison County.
Illinois is home to the world's largest ketchup bottle
and the only two waffle houses in the state.
I'm feeling all the industrial things right there.
There's a lot of people out there going through it man. It's a lot more normal than it looks.
And it doesn't make you any less of a person, you know.
Despite the walls and I'm trying to make it feel that way.
Oh, I'm tired actually.
This is as warm as the warm air out of it.
All pizza is good pizza.
Fortunately, pineapple pizza is not pizza.
in abominations. True.
Suddenly get the pass.
Pineapple does not belong on pizza.
True. Not approved.
There you go, here.
Hello from the United States.
Specifically, California.
Hello. Just wanted to say thanks for all your hard work.
Also, pineapple pizza rules.
Oh, God.
Come on, Aussies. Let's get some more donations in.
Also, pineapple on pizza is a perfect...
I've heard there's so many sexy Australians who are rich.
They get to sightleaf on a good evening conner from America.
So many sexy Australians.
Here is $25, try chicken and jalapeno peeps, sir.
It's even better than pineapple.
Conner, if you keep doing sightleaf on,
I feel like you're going to start learning the great habits from Rob.
Like swallowing a whole sausage.
I don't think I'll ever pick that up.
That's hereditary.
Fun fact, originally settled by columnists in 1610. Hampton, Virginia, is the oldest continuously inhabited English settlement in North America.
Oh, really? That's cool.
We turn on these lights, I think. 7-Eleven, I saw it over there. To the right.
Tina on a pizza is the best pizza topping.
Sure, the best.
My back.
Oof, we're along the 30K we've done.
Yeah, we think about an hour and 30, hmm?
We've 30K to stretch.
No.
Second brunt.
No.
I know you could, you could always go for a mega muffin.
I'm taking Anne's sausage on a magnetite.
There you are.
Tavin's style is Trucicargo's style.
Oh, I don't know that.
Chris has a tear in his trousers.
Slash yes.
Does he?
He probably does.
I like Detroit style the most, to be honest with you.
I love the extra bread and...
Oh, it's so good.
It's the square slices.
My company doesn't got no match.
Saj.
Melbourne fact, Melbourne was going to be called Batman in 1835.
Yeah, I remember this.
They pussied out, man.
Why didn't they call it Batman?
Melbourne.
Melbourne.
It was going to be called Batman.
Why didn't they commit to that?
Pineapple on pizza is surprisingly good.
The sweetness balances out the saltiness of the cheese and ham.
Sincerely, a sexy American.
So silly.
Connor bites so fast, half the chat's still arguing, tune in on pizza while he's already delivered it and regrets everything.
Bicycle emoji, slice of pizza emoji.
Let's pause the TTS for a little bit, check out the kids that are coming, we'll already play them when we get back on the bike.
from 510 meters before take the bike back and we can talk about real sick
I think we should do get your game wars after lunch let's see the most
predatory let's see which get your game has the most whales you think it's
Hong Kong?
I don't get it, you're my Muslim.
Actually, yes.
I agree.
I guess we'll see.
Also, I think we have chat.
Two million for Heaven's Ward is an amazing idea.
And I believe all the subscribers that they have subscribed it now,
maybe one month.
Donate it to the idea.
True, Navi.
And for Conor to play Heaven's Ward,
one of the best expansions in the five times he's won
has ever had in his whole history.
Oh, we're at 495.
There you go, Chet.
One month.
One month of your subscription time.
One month.
I'll put this in there.
Yeah.
I'll put this in there.
I love how Chris always just walks off.
I'm done with this shit.
This dribble.
That shit.
The stream is beyond me.
Beneath me, sorry.
Beyond me.
Probably beyond them as well.
That was a pretty solid 30K.
That wasn't bad.
11 AM.
I think we did it in about an hour and 30.
We have 55 to go.
And it's not even a good day.
Yeah.
I think we're about a solid 20K per hour.
I think we're about a solid 20k per hour pace, which is, yeah, that's pretty good.
There's such a cute dog in the car.
There's a dog.
Hi dog.
This is a 7-11 really in the middle of nowhere.
Look at the size of the parking lot though.
This is an American pride parking lot.
Look at all the room for activities chat.
All the crack we could smoke.
We could do so much fendt here, we could do it all.
Bye doggo.
So much room.
I just love how they have cell phone towers, literally everywhere.
Oh yeah.
You should see Korea though.
Yeah, they're unbeatable.
Everywhere, everywhere has perfect signal.
Really?
And the battery of the modems get used way less power because the signal's so strong.
Oh, I didn't know that.
It uses like half the powers and...
I didn't know that's not effective.
Well, they like struggle to get the battery.
It's like me and Moira.
Every stop of gliss, right?
If you need to get anything you can go, I'll just take a chat.
Shit.
Hey man, they can't keep up with us, we're electric.
You see what we're doing on those bikes?
The reason you need to use this is cycling sand now.
I know.
You're actually late.
Serves you right.
We've got names on the flight.
Yeah. This is the best way.
Yeah, so Drowsy Crow.
Oh no, Drowsy Crow, you're there.
You're there, you're there Drasik, Drasik I was worried their name was gone.
So we have a couple more names to put on, let's, before we open the boot we should put it on.
Before we open the boot we should put the names on.
Uh, mods.
What are the names?
Mods.
Ian's, uh, for the calls of the pens.
I'm waiting for the names. I know, okay.
Did I?
I think it was on the back there.
Just for taking a minute.
You have Coral 42.
Let's do gold.
You are gold.
Coral 42.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
And how much?
We're at five?
No, not yet.
We have net ops. Let's do another one here.
Net ops.
Here we can have this now. See if we have the mics inside there.
Hopefully.
We went over a few bumps, so...
Are we in your camera now?
No, it's not yours. What's yours now?
I've got no hands.
Probably somewhere in here Paul.
I hope so, otherwise they're down the mic.
We're looking to first, casualty of the...
Sorry.
...sagnophone?
I'm not sure if you can catch me doing that.
I'm not sure.
I'll take a look.
You might be able to hear it.
Oh yeah, I wonder if they can hear it.
Tell me if I'm getting a hotter or colder.
Oh yeah, sure.
Oh yeah, sure. Let's turn off the mics, then we can see.
Okay.
I didn't do that.
Hold down the button.
Hold down the red button.
Can you still hear them? Is there audio?
Hello. Hello.
Can you hear us at all?
Yes.
Yes, on the right, there is a mic on your hoodie at the start, now that's Connors, so they can still hear you.
It's not from the camera itself is it?
No.
No, that means if both of yours are off, then here.
Wait, wait, let's do it again, who sounds loud? I'll stand next to Paul, you stand next to the van.
Okay.
Who sounds loud?
That's singing.
Ah, I bounce Australia fair.
Interesting.
You hear me well, somewhere on me apparently.
Oh, is it here?
Is that it?
Oh, we found it!
So you must have given it to me like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Welcome to 103 Gout FM.
You'll listen to the old, gold and greatest hits of the 80s, 90s, and today.
Do you want to go?
No.
I'll give you two.
Take a chair.
How'd you just connect this thing in?
Oh, like that.
Oh, yeah.
Where's Chris?
He's just gone.
Is he in the car?
No.
Oh, he might be in the restaurant.
Hide and seek. Where is Chris?
How far until the next stop? I need to know if I can sneak in a coffee.
Yeah, I'm gonna need a coffee too. Yeah, we can do a coffee break.
I mean, it's the peeing that I care about.
I'll take as long as I want.
Connelly's lip balm.
I do need a lip balm.
You should keep some in your pocket here.
I do, I do.
It's okay, it's okay. I realize I can put this one up.
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I'm just going to charge the camera.
Oh, is it?
Why is it failing?
No, no, no, it's just low so I want to just give it a little boost while we're sitting around here
Sorry, I was gonna go for it and I was like, I can't bend. I
Can't I was like I should run but
Yeah, it's not 52 already, so I was like, oh
Creators.
Yeah, like I can feel like...
That's an undisputed...
My lips are in braille right now.
Oh, I actually love the woolly nuts.
What's gonna say?
It's a suffering.
Suffering for a cause.
What about you?
Do you want me to...
You're gonna get to us wrong.
Oh, yeah?
Well, Chris can read some of the kind of messages from the views.
I'm carrying the string.
You've done that?
I didn't get a break.
I'm carrying the string.
He is carrying the windbreak. I'll give him that.
I'm a navigator. I thought we would be in a deep.
One boat on the whole way.
The most tiring thing.
I need to read some things out.
I've written in my stuff cover.
That's cool.
Oh.
I haven't shown Rob my book, have I?
I've seen a picture of it. I said give a look and see if it's for abuse.
Oh God. Fucking bands fall off.
Do you know where the book is? Do you know where the book is, Paul?
I saw that already.
I saw that one.
I think I saw it in the back somewhere.
I did see a picture of it somewhere. On Instagram, maybe.
Hey guys, fan belt is uh, in screaming at an agony.
I don't know.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, I see.
I got it.
Whoops.
Here you are.
Look at this mess.
Raiders, welcome.
Welcome to the CWB A3 Raiders.
Where have you come from?
Where have you traveled from today?
Can I read these?
Thank you, but it's so ragged.
It's been well read, that's why.
It's like a slap-drag gets me like a puddle on his last day.
Hey, look at this, buck and buck in the house.
Freeze for a broad in Japan.
Chris Broad explores Japan in all its quirky glory.
Endlessly fascinating.
From Will Ferguson.
There you go.
Carve your own path across Japan.
bringing him into contact with far too many cats,
heartening renewal in Tohoku,
and even pizza with Ken Baitanabe.
Why does all the pronunciation sound off on all the words?
Fascinating.
Fact pack, I think it's a fat packed.
Fact pack, funny.
An excellent and enjoyable read for the Japan curious.
I loved it and learned a lot.
Very good.
That was praised for the last book.
There's no praise for this one yet.
Oh yeah, from a book, from a book.
The next book will be like, there's nothing good about it.
Why is first book, guys?
What's fact pack?
Fact pack.
Have you ever written a book, Rob?
Have I written a book? I wrote a child's book.
Really? Yeah.
What was it called?
It was called The Misadventures of the Fact.
That's pretty cool. Thank you.
Did you publish it? No.
You should sell public.
Is that a thing?
I hope kids books can be really popular and you can make a lot of money.
Well, yeah, I learned. This is non-fiction. I was like, I sold 10 books or something.
I was really happy and then the book people like, fiction books, sub-billions.
And all the best-selling books are always kids books.
Right.
What about my third book?
Kids book.
Yeah, kids book, we're swearing.
You're so good at kids.
Why do you not good enough, so dad?
Yeah, that's a lot.
You'll never be good enough.
Relatable.
What's the...
You thought you didn't tell enough in the other one?
The first one's about life in rural Japan.
This one's about travelling the whole country.
Each chapter is one of the 47 prefectures.
And stories from these prefectures.
So you have 47 chapters?
I think there's 48 chapters, because of the intro as well.
The new prefecture.
The broad prefecture.
It's been described as better than Harry Potter, so please keep that.
Can you read and accept?
The problem is, this is the cover.
Let me read it first.
Really?
Yeah, read it a bit.
Perhaps it was the first bold visit by the little renegade and had demand to understand the moon.
that meant that even after Pete Peachy had a particular soft spot for Rose McBride
Which prefecture is this?
The Love Hotel
Very good. This doesn't sound like something. So basically they couldn't put my book in time
They got a better book
I see that
I see
I don't know, we'll film it.
Please buy the book, out now.
There's a link somewhere.
Get the review, get my paper out.
He's trash, keep inside.
If the pre-orders do well,
I'll get to do a book tour around the world.
And if they don't do that well,
I'll be doing a book tour around the world.
But cheers to anyone who's pre-ordered it.
What do you want to pray for, Rob?
I feel like I've greedily ferreted my own stuff.
No.
People are surprised you're still here.
I know.
How's the cyclathon compared to previous cyclathons?
Compared to my one?
What were you on last year?
Yeah, last year.
What did we do last year?
We had the Hokkaido.
The Chilwai Mountain.
Oh, yeah.
Which is one of the hardest days.
Let me tell you about that.
So I had just finished my own cyclophone
around Taiwan and Korea.
And Korea is brutal.
They don't wind up hills.
They just go straight over.
And they don't have any tunnels or anything like that.
And so I literally flew from Korea to Narita,
took a train to Hannader and then joined you guys.
You were a man here.
But you were fine the most few days.
Yeah, well I'd just been through bloody hell
and you guys were like, up over a speed bump.
And so I felt like King of the World.
That was like a 2,000 million pronouncement.
With a 10 kilometer tunnel, that is not a speed bump.
That was the hardest single day we've ever had in our life.
So I just finished boot camp and joined the play school
next door. So I felt pretty good that day. What do you want to promote for us? What are
you going to promote? What do you want to promote? Do you want any merch? I've got merch.
You can buy I think an iPhone 12 phone case, which I made once. Along with a kid's book.
Yeah, along with a kid's book. Rob's cresting little merch out there. I know a kid's book
You should publish the kids before I read it.
I learned about all the different charms.
You know the two nukes got the big sack, right?
Yeah.
That's supposed to be because it's a whole wealth, isn't it?
That's the amount of wealth that they get.
And there's all sorts of aspects of it.
But no, I have nothing to promote.
Go and watch Chris when he plays the next game.
You might stop it.
plan for lunch. Any delicious pizza restaurants. I haven't had ramen in a while. I find ramen
is really good on a cycle from it. It does fill you up, can keep you energized. Yes,
That oily, let's read some messages, I'm gonna do it.
I don't know, these cats.
Fuck, it's anonymous.
495276, that's very close.
650 years away.
I don't know, where is it?
It's here, 25.
Oh, fuck me, 25, I don't know.
There'll be like way past halfway to that point then.
There'll be 40Ks after that.
18.
Oh, I know what I can promote.
Good point, chatter.
You didn't know I have my own store in Tokyo?
I don't believe this.
No, you don't.
Do I?
No, you say it's capable enough?
No, sir.
A man who deep-throats sausage.
It's one of my many talents, Chris.
I have a.
Try a whole bit harder.
I rent a box in Akihara, and I sell all kinds
of exciting merchandise, which recently I refilled just
before this trip, and it's got exciting figures
from different various anime, plus some traditional
Japan-only merch that you can only buy there,
and there's only one of it.
What, where do I find this place?
In Akihabara.
Akihabara culture zone.
Oh.
You've got a what?
You've got a conception.
Yeah, rent out a spot, yeah.
That's kind of cool.
And I found a piece of a Japanese text.
There's always things like your line,
because you've got a big smile on your face,
I've got a big chocked eye.
In the fucking back of your car, yeah.
You never got a boy?
No, I found a Toyota Crown Badger.
I put it in there for sale.
Yeah, and it's on the car.
You're always lying.
It's just a criminal in me.
Yeah.
Oh, some snipers.
No, it's a mischievous look that I give off.
It's why I've never been in a fight.
I've got these concerned eyebrows.
I've been accosted though. I made a good friend there in the public lecture.
Now you know how to get mad at cameras. I don't know if you're familiar with that.
You can imagine, right?
I'm sure you're quite...
And then I got some guy starting in physical and his friend...
Yeah, he's got the one called Zilla, that's sort of...
Yeah, yeah, just to the right side of that DJing area.
His friend pushed him away and said if you ever need a friend, just tell him you know Tiger.
so we became mates and he's actually a Nigerian chieftain with multiple wives who works in
Kabukicho.
That sounds like a documentary right now.
It does, yeah.
He showed me, well he's got a wife in Japan and also in Nigeria and he sends money back
and they've got like, he's funded roads and schools and stuff there, so when you get scammed
in the cubbocky chill that's where your money goes
well, it's building a road in Lagos
I've told you about Tyga, haven't I?
yeah, he's uh...
yo, ladies February, with a $500
thank you very much
is it a gift? is it a coffee?
oh yeah, I fucking love smoked cheese
don't ask me to swallow it
it's little, it's little
These are the ones you said you'd get.
It's not small.
That's at least average size.
It's good.
Yeah, it's really good.
It's a smart cheese.
Quite plasticky.
I reckon they coated it in...
I love it.
I'm not swallowing it.
Don't worry Trace, I'm not swallowing this one.
She gets worried about trying to buy something.
Do a daring act.
I'm not worried.
The airing act.
I got a bit of a feeling about it.
I'm coming stunt.
Mmm, can I get a coffee?
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
What time do we leave?
I love my day.
They taste like a picnic, don't they?
Yeah, no worries.
But you know what I mean?
You feel like you're on a picnic or something.
Yeah, we get on there.
We need some prosciutto and a glass of wine.
We should do this.
Have we stopped?
I'll put these left in the fridge.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You can put it back in the van.
Mmm.
Wrapping right in my boot for me.
Really?
It was genius.
Well...
Someone donated today and they said...
The first one was so good.
Their desk was laddle, but it was just fantastic for it.
So they said the second one, we're going to put them to sleep.
So I think we should listen to that guy.
The Seadog Jumper makes a great fucking firewood.
fucking firewood.
Right on the merge.
Crop up your desk with my book.
Keep the fire going, we can't just jump there.
Job done.
Look, we're all helping.
We're all doing our part.
Oh.
When I was home in the evening,
my friend was like,
oh, my neighbour got your book.
And then they said,
they gave it to Oxfam.
I was like, no, keep it.
Keep the book. I've always given away books. The books look so nice, you want to put it on the shelf.
Why do they give it to Oxfam? Do you think it was crap or...?
No, you just didn't want it. You just wanted to give it back.
Yeah.
Your mum gave it to my library.
What, using a library?
I think a good book with a good cover, you want to keep down the shelf then.
What I think my mum thinks that libraries are great and that you don't need to buy books and you can just get them from the library.
She's probably cost me millions on book sales.
I go in the library.
I mean, yeah, I mean, we should support our local libraries.
That's what I'm almost saying.
We're in reason.
We're in reason.
So the reason is, unless it's yours.
I go in the book first then.
Then put it in the library.
Apparently there's tons of coffees.
Oh.
No, no, no.
She said there was one copy.
They've been checked out like four times before her.
There you go.
Are you gay?
Do you get a cut of any of that?
Fibre cut?
No.
No, I know you do.
Do you get a cut when your jump is in the second hand?
No.
I haven't seen it in a good will yet.
Well, there you go.
I don't mind. Sometimes people just don't need it.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh. Do you have a trash bag? Do you have a trash bag? Oh, there, there, there.
Oh, man.
Is it from the ladybug? Thank you.
Or is it another one? The Lady February.
Thanks so much for the 500 dollars.
I'll handle this.
Yeah, you handle it. You've had your food.
Tommy G says another year and I hope the fuller sky's the whole year.
Well, thanks, Tommy.
I hope so.
Why do they put these in fucking plastic?
What else is this?
The monkey technique.
Oh yeah, you do it from the wrong end, don't you?
No, that's the monkey technique. It's the monkey's technique.
I think they've done their best.
I've never seen a human open it that way.
It walks every time?
Yeah, but it just feels right.
But armors have a special mechanism right the other end you can open it.
No, that's where they hang from. This is where you open them from.
There you go.
So just because a monkey does it, it's right.
Yeah!
That's why they're the monkeys in the fucking jungle, and we have nuclear weapons and space
travel you dickhead.
Yeah, the strain is still flowing.
Get the fucking wheel on the floor, it's the wrong fucking air.
What am I gonna do?
That's why we're not fucking idiots on the jungle.
When we design wings, we look at birds, we look at the aerodynamics on the splat.
When we want to eat bananas, we look at the goats.
We're best at eating bananas.
Monkeys.
I don't look at how a giraffe eats a tree and go, yes.
I don't even eat a tree.
Well, how a badger fucking fucks a tree and goes,
it's fucking brilliant.
Why would you eat another one?
It's because the monkey does it.
Do you fuck a tree?
They come in.
No, come on.
Or even more?
There's one more.
My dad agrees with Connor.
Your dad's rough.
Oh, I should have found those. Yeah, they had them.
I mean, it's not from the breed.
Oh, I didn't know it was.
Did you not hear it out?
It reminds me of a ham and cheese sandwich at my grandfather's.
Did you not hear it out?
No, that's why I mean, for reason I didn't hear it out.
You never had a cheese sandwich?
The cheese and the habirita you put it in the microwave then it melts.
What is this? Eating bananas the wrong way, not microwaving the burrito.
What? What's that? I've got a snort spaghetti mixed.
Roll around in a puddle of shit.
Eat it sideways?
I open it from the other end.
Why?
Because it's way easier.
Have you tried it?
He's like, the monkey's doing it.
Do you want me to blow your mind?
You have to split it like that, right?
When you squeeze it, it naturally opens.
But then half of it gets swooshed in there.
No, no, no, no. That's if you're in a neanderthal grabbing it.
You need a, you need a, a, a, as you know, I don't know, I don't know what's worth.
You can live an arm the wrong way, I'm not heating the burrito.
I think not heating the burrito is probably worse.
This is 28 grams of protein.
Wait, really?
Yeah, but it's like 28 grams of cardboard, because it's not healthy.
No, it's cheese, Chris, it's right here.
You eat all cheese a second ago.
When, you need to melt it, though.
Alright.
This is horrible.
You are temperamental.
Chris is always right.
Yeah, I know, right?
No.
That's just what's on the set.
Why is this usually...
Chris.
So you get to be a Sunday Times bestseller, you eat the bananas the right way, and you fucking melt the cheese and the burrito.
Monkey, great work so far, congratulations Chris for your recent nuptials, hundred dollars from Monkey.
That's very nice, thanks so much.
Well, this is already fully charged.
Wow.
That's impressive.
The Pole agrees with Connor.
Well they would, didn't they? They're Connor's fans.
I don't believe in reason.
I've never seen anyone else eat a banana that way.
Do you eat that way, Paul?
I've seen people claim to be smart by doing it.
I'm going to eat my next banana with a knife in four.
That's ridiculous.
Just like your pizza.
You eat your pizza like weird.
Who?
You!
What?
You ate your pizza with a knife and fork?
Because it...
You're so Japanese
Because the dough in the middle is really soggy
Well, you know it's real soggy, I can't really know
Nooo
You came out the restaurant with the pizza all over your face
You can't tell
I wanted to remember her
Is that right?
I wanted a memory
That was a terrible joke
That was a good place to be
That was the best place
Almost as good as my unheated breather.
OK, that's a step too far.
Do we save the flag for next time?
Looks like it's going to take a while.
Apparently we don't have enough cable ties.
Ah.
It looks good there, though.
Apparently we ran out of cable ties.
It does look good there.
So we need more.
Apparently it takes like 30 cable ties at a time.
We're basically building the bicycle from scratch
with cable ties.
Oh, hey, will you stop?
It's so cold.
It's been a really good morning so far.
What are we at right now?
We're at 495,996.
We're so close to 500,000.
Who's going to do it?
Who's going to put us over the edge?
I'm already there.
Ah!
This is about Ichiban Kutsu, you know.
The person who pushes over one,
they get something that's kind of prized.
Rob's used to Lizzie.
The flag size underwear from Chris is that.
I have a large cape, what can I say?
I think it's like a buffet.
So we got, how long's the next one? 20?
Oh, it's quite short.
And then we're over halfway.
You know, Pitch is about...
Yeah, I just...
Right on the back of my head.
Yeah.
Right on the back of my head.
Ah, ramen.
Ramen, right?
Yeah.
You like ramen?
I love ramen.
How do you eat ramen?
Oh, I fucking put the bowl on my head.
Just let the noodles down.
You can hold it for you.
You can hold it for you.
You have a ramen.
Cheers, thank you.
Are you a super finisher?
Well, it depends how hungry I am.
I drink 80% of it, I'd say.
You're 100%?
No.
It's a lot of salt.
It's a lot of salt.
I'm going to have a heart attack before I turn 30 at that rate.
Sometimes I get the rice and I put the rice in.
Really?
Really, that's a normal thing to do.
I hope you're not being deported yet.
First the banana steak and then...
When you finish the noodles, you can go,
and they give you a free bowl of rice.
Free bowl of rice?
Sometimes it's free.
Really?
Sometimes you have to pay.
No, in the box, in the box.
No.
Yes.
No.
Well, what do you do today?
Oh my goodness.
Anyway, I like to separate myself from the desperate uni kids.
You need every calorie for every penny.
I just like suits.
You're CEO.
And?
What?
How many offices do you have?
I don't have one.
I don't know how I want to.
Coronas, four dollars.
Den, 25 dollars.
You guys are awesome.
Love from Singapore.
Southeast Asia, rise up, Navi.
Me, Pity, ten dollars.
There's been a lot of donations from Singapore today, Navi.
406.
406,000.
Ooh.
So he's the good thing about Singapore, they got the money.
They got the money.
Do they?
Connor, can you twerk?
Yeah, I'll twerk right now Chris of the Shirey.
Which is going to do it 525.
Yeah, I'll twerk by like doing the Shirey.
And I'll sing, I like big cake again.
That'll get a click.
What are you going to put on the shoe?
I'm going to get a new lip balm, this one sucks.
If you had to, if your life depended on doing the shoeing and you had no choice, what would
you put in there?
What would I put in there?
The shoe.
What drink would I put in there?
Probably the cider we've got in the back of the van.
Oh, I haven't tried that.
That's not a bad choice, but it makes your shoes sticky.
The best is a sugar-free drink, like the, you know, like the highball.
Something real free.
well even that too high ball is good whiskey whiskey would be good yeah I like
that you're a side a side of shooting oh well we've got cider we haven't drunk
it we've been waiting to drink it for days now but I think we'll finish quite
early today if all goes well probably right and we should drink the cider
okay do you know where the cider is huh yeah I didn't like that that sake place
yesterday that was great I foolishly spent three coins on I was so we were
also exhausted by that point but I foolishly spent three of my five coins
on one sake because they had 46% alcohol which is insane normally
sake is 15 to 20 maximum so I just gravitated to the cost performance
alcohol cost performance but there were some good ones there I really like I
could have tried some more and also I doubly messed up because that 46% it
ruined my taste buds so when I had some of the other ones I was like why am I
drinking water? There was chocolate flavour, melon flavour. They had some nice little tasting salts as well.
I do like sake. I think one of the best experiences you can have in a pan is
drinking sake outside when it's snowing and you're sitting under a klotatsu, the
heated blanket thing yeah no it's a it's a trend trend in trend it's an
enlightening experience I was gonna say transitional but it's not that the
transidental trend set yes drinking a hot sake under a
kotatsu in winter is a great experience right everyone should welcome to my
Alcoholic shop. What have we got?
Wow, where did you get this from?
Crazy cider.
From Hina Kawa
Almory, sweet. This is really nice this one.
We've got two of those.
Oh, we've got three of those.
We've got four of those.
Wow.
We're going to give one to Schlapp and then we're going to run off.
We've got
Tamuda
Cider.
This is...
Yeah, 3% is the produce.
3%?
This is a bit rubbish.
But this one, yeah, the crazy side of it, we should have this later.
Yeah, we should.
It's really nice.
What's the story behind this? You just randomly chose it?
What's the story?
You just picked it up.
What's the problem with time without apples?
Help from the tree.
Wait, I'm writing a book.
And man went, yes, let's fuck it.
So this, we're now morning.
Right.
We went to...
We can go, we can go.
some of them. Yeah, a nepita statue museum. Festival flights. And yeah, we should have
these later, won't we? Yeah, let's do it. Instead of sake. Instead of sake. Nice. And
up in the shoe for Chris. Wow, it's baby food. Wow, that was baby food. Apple jelly drink.
Why are you using baby food looking at that thing? You are a giga-gag.
likes jelly. I like jelly, it's simple. One squeeze is the same. It's the same idea
with my sausage. Shall we? Let's do it. Press on. Stretch a little. My lips are on. Hopefully
my lips don't get too fucked up. You do look like you're wearing lipstick. My lips get
crazy
just forget to chat or what yeah I do overnight as well yeah I got a
chat like crazy
is this always mine it's fine
I'll put you back.
Yeah, wait.
I'll put you back on first as well.
Okay.
So that's how you do this live that sound.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's alright.
It's not going to webcam.
There we go.
Okay, webcam mode.
Let's see if this is on the...
I put it on like, uh, to ask you, should be alright.
Okay, we're back.
There we go, there we go, there we go, we've got 10k now.
Sorry about that chat.
How are you sounding boys? We back?
Alright, we got about an hour to go until lunch. So, let's lock in.
Shallow $4,000 away.
Let's try gacha game wars. Let's see which gacha game is out there. The most passionate about that.
Yeah, we'll set it up on the P. Yeah, we'll set it up on the P. We can do gatchas. Gatcha wall.
Paul is dripped. Paul is covered so they didn't get sunburnt.
Paul's out here in the smart way.
Who am I going to win? You think who am I going to win yet?
I don't know man, you got your games of money.
Let's lock in a little nice cheese and banana snack.
All the yellow foods only I eat.
If it's not yellow, I don't eat it.
I feel like whenever I order a deep fried plantain, it looks always miserable because everything's the same.
Deep fried what?
Plata.
Oh, plata, yeah.
Like chips and chicken.
I'm a kushikatsu hater.
Oh, really?
I think kushikatsu gets so sickly so fast.
Have you done the one... Have you been to that oil can eat one where you're doing yourself?
You got like deep fry on the table?
It's fun, but it's I feel like a kid in a sand pit, you know
It's like
And then you can there's so many things they're like veggies they're more kinds of meats you can even do doughnuts and stuff like that
Fantastic. Oh, you didn't say doughnuts. I mean that's
Lead the way Chris. Oh, he's got it
Yeah, that first ten minutes is always rough you gotta like get a little
You did it like that.
It's not that bad to have to get in the hole buddy.
There should have been a hole behind us.
Oh dude.
But at the end of this, when we get to lunch, we're halfway.
No that's good.
Halfway through our cycle path.
Very nice.
Oh, right.
And it's going to be more than halfway through the nation, more than halfway.
No, less than halfway.
Less than halfway.
By chat?
We're on the accord of the way through the donations.
Wait, what?
There's still 75% more to come.
So the Final Fantasy fans say.
Yes, remember us.
Remember.
That name will not be spoken.
That's all I'm saying.
Bye.
Remember to not forget.
okay all right is he ready
the man in cycle across Japan himself
it's the book about it
it's a good idea
you can feel it right now
let's go
oh my gosh Chris
Okay, he's going into the oncoming traffic
Okay, I just got a warm-up now. Oh
Shit, it's now one K donation. Holy fuck
$1,000 donation boys
It's Noun, your name is going on the flag, the flag of greatness.
The flag is being proudly displayed on the back of the airplane.
Three more thousand boys, three more thousand.
Oh that wind is cold.
I'm going to do the F1 trick for the drivers to warm up the tire.
Fuck, it doesn't hold me up there.
Okay, I think TTS is working here. Oh, the volumes were. Oh, it's off.
Oh, yeah, it was off.
Of course, can't get through that.
Another year, another Dono to a very worthy cause.
Can't wait for you to jump back into the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an
X-Ban.
Wow, we won't hit two more, so we'd have to worry about that.
Greetings from the US been watching the Cyclops on the past few years.
Keep up the good work, guys.
You are amazing.
Kentucky fun fact.
Okay.
home to 100 licensed distilleries operated by 84 companies.
Oh wow.
Kentucky Bourbon Trail boasts 46 stops over 127 distilleries.
Kentucky 4 Act.
Kentucky's home to 100 licensed distilleries
operated by 84 companies.
Hello from Wisconsin.
Hello.
Fun fact, with Conson produces 60% of the world's supply
of cranberries.
Wow. That's a lot of crambles.
You can never get that shit in Japan.
41 days.
Oh.
Oh, I have.
from Singapore. When? Southeast Asia rise up. Southeast Asia rise up? You should get Vaseline
or Aquith or Fiolix. Will be more effective than your average lip bar. True. Got your walls
already. 100 and more on different scales. Got your walls already. Let's go. Let's keep
pushing. Much love to you, Mouse, and the gang. All right. Connors say Bonaparte on pizza
is an abomination in same breath as saying tuna on pizza is good as the peak of human arrogance
have you ever been to devil craft yeah they have some amazing Detroit style pizza in the
Tokyo air i feel like it's 2030 drones are hunting me for the memes i made against this rail
i could have used this donation for a bag of rice but i'm spamming parasit
I gotcha walls ready for Rob to school you in a crane game challenge
I'll rob a gift school I forgot your walls please use the name from the link in chat
otherwise it won't be counted begin to get your walls you have I'll say you have
have 25 minutes. 25 minutes. Go. Name your favorite gacha game. We will see today which
is the best gacha game from chat. Based on how much people play. It's truly like a gacha
experience. It is. Peter Wynne, exactly. They're well familiar with this hunt. Miles and 40
have to help manually count probably as well as my guess oh chili I've watched
you as a student as a uni student a survey assistant and now a head
surveyor by that I mean him the only surveyor on site thanks less than three
hey wish you that twisted wonderland oh wow hundred dollars interested wonderlands
What an interesting start.
Oh, things about it are getting interesting.
From the creator of White Butler.
They're the strong train game friends
for such a long time.
Yeah, they did.
It's not on the list.
Mars you're gonna add these things on the list.
Mod will add it.
Don't add it.
I can't believe that's not on the list of a hundred and one.
Umamoo Sime.
Pretty derpy.
Umamoo Sime, already.
There you go.
My favorite is Azure Lane.
They're the best assets.
I know you like Azure Lane, Rob.
I never played the game.
Pongkai.
Oh.
Also Rob is a machine.
He's a glizzy guzzling machine.
Ha ha, I was built for wonders.
Ha ha.
Okay.
It's the...
It's the almost there.
War is starting off slow today, Joan.
The weathering waves has to be a bit...
...a popular one.
That was a...
That was easy.
Human means you pretty tough.
Umumumuism.
Is that cantonese? Is this a typhoon?
Yeah, I think it'll get manually added.
Thank God, not in the headwind.
Love and deep space.
Ooh, love and deep space.
Did you catch a game?
Yeah.
I thought it was the first track for...
You bought it to catch a game?
No.
It's also got very handsome
They won global so as you learn through Rob is very cultured Rob is cultured
Where do we get one of Chris's smut book covers?
Goddess of victory
Not surprised what a fast growing things happened around that time
People are open up that game
they go they've handless mode
let's go love and deep space fans hey to support these IRL boys love and deep
space from a Rafael main
Zennlas Zone Zero oh Zennlas Zone Zero
true true love and deep space oh wow love and deep space is looking strong
let's go
No, why? The wind was so good.
I guess it was, right?
God is a victory.
Nikkei best doctor can't change my mind.
Marjong sold.
Ooh, nice choice.
200 dollars.
here and singray our people. New carnival gauge. We read about the cats here. Oh, battle
cats! Enfield. Guna fortune. Ask Rob for more details. I know Guna fortune. Xenlust
Zone zero, burn eyes only.
Oh, Bernice, okay.
Yeah, again, she's not on that.
The best gotcha game.
Leave her alone.
Love Deep Space.
Dude, love Deep Space is crushing.
The sun's rays raise up.
Well, it's kind of love Deep Space.
I don't know most of my fans, where are we? There we are!
150!
Love and Deer Space!
Love and Deer Space is doing very well!
He's not, he's not kidding Rob.
Lovin' D6 is getting a lot of votes here boys.
Epic 7.
Epic 7?
Okay, nice.
Good choices.
Pongkai Star Ray.
Pongkai Star Ray.
Oh, I'm God's favourite.
I watched the Macaponset trailer and saw Kafka dancing.
Mommy, sorry, why?
Zenlis Zone Zero.
Oh.
Genshin Impact, the goddess of victory, Nike, got to love those jiggly butts.
Love and deep space, let's go.
Oh hell yeah.
Great job everyone, great work.
Love watching every year even if it is often through the VODs.
I haven't played this one for years, Final Fantasy Record Keeper.
Oh wow.
Yeah, he's played like everything Final Fantasy.
Oh, shit, loving these faces.
I'm not hearing a lot of Ume.
me is you my movesome a losing chirping tower of fantasy yes people still play
who my movesome a pretty taffy I don't play the game because got you is horrible
but I do love my haunts girls oh shit five hundred thousand dollars
No!
Denus Zone Zero.
Where you got that?
SD Gundam G Generation.
Dude, it's a $1,000 donation.
$1,000?
For SD Gundam.
That is a crazy...
SD Gundam?
That is...
Bro, it's dedicated to the Gundam game.
Holy shit.
Thank you, boys.
Appreciate it.
Half a million.
Half a million raised thanks to this throat gap.
Half a million.
Half a million.
I don't think we've ever done that.
Thanks to you, Rob.
Wuthering waves, Pokemon Masters X, Fate Slash Grand Tour.
We can win since we are used to not having pity after seven tries.
Uma Musume, Pretty Derby.
Oh yes.
He married the Uma after all.
True.
Because it's his peak.
501.
I'm probably wasting a vote, but Grand Luth fantasy is my favorite.
No!
Do you know that koalas have a smooth brain?
Interesting facts from YouTube.
I'm jealous that they have smooth brains.
If we could get you guys on love and deep space,
I think this would be no competition.
Tower of Fantasy.
I haven't find a character as cute as my OC.
Cookie Run Kingdom.
Genshin Impact.
It started my long-awaited waylark.
Oh, it did.
Connor, don't worry. I got you. Your favorite game won't be forgotten. Team fight tactics. Oh, no
Uma moose may pretty darby. You are happy
How's the other some idea is for chance?
Princess connect read that that's connect if crunchy roll
They did kill that princess connect read I
Global may be dead, but JP has been my main gotcha for six years. Oh, wow
For Uma must aim pretty Derby Manhattan cafe best horse girl.
Love and deep space.
Honkai, Star Rail.
Oh nice.
I've already got E6 Sim by Bitterlune and Promancer Terai.
Oh my god.
So my money is better spent here.
Love you guys.
Oh my god.
Love and deep space.
Anonymous with a 1k donation.
No gacha mention.
Just in for the love of the game.
Thank you Anonymous.
Thank you!
That is crazy, thank you.
Love and deep space.
Oh, the love and deep space families.
I forgot to say I'm a Silas girly.
Oh! I think Emily is here.
Is Emily Silas? No, I don't think she's Caleb actually, sorry, she's Caleb.
No love for Raid, Shadow Legends, the only gotcha I've ever succumbed to, back in 2021.
Hatsune Miku, Colourful Stage.
Hey!
Do you have no more?
The best one.
What?
Don't you guys have phones?
You're having a lot of water today.
We're here!
Attacked by a mysterious alien force called the Sirens, four major nations form the Azir Lane.
Cycle on and sail on.
Azir Lane.
Got to get Arknights, Enfield on the board.
Yes!
Operator.
What's that, bait and land order?
Yeah, that's the Azir game. We got what we had on donation for.
Goddess of victory, Nikkei.
Oh, Nikkei, good choice.
I keep missing your streams, but I'm here now. Awakened aware. Keep up the good work. You're doing great.
Thanks for everything you do.
Straight ahead.
Oh wow, 420 for Uwamusume, 420 for Uwamusume, huge, boys, it could be a close race here.
It's gotta be close now.
Ooma moves some air. Pretty doggy of J.A. Kappers in Deek. Amazing.
Fate slash granddaughter.
Oh, there they are.
Cookie Run Kingpin.
Cookie Run?
From my Cookie Husband, Pure Vanilla.
Love and deep dish pizza. More like deep dick.
What's the problem with those?
What the...
Is Gundam still on top?
I think so.
Contact collection arcade game at the Arcades in Japan.
Okay, that one I don't know.
I understand, the one between is just a 24 hours play experience.
What?
Why didn't it?
How long do you have less than the Dono War I forgot?
All right, love and deep faith must be close to taking over or in the lead, surely.
And $7,000 until Rob takes the backpack.
Okay.
Get those journalists in, boys.
I'm warming up the shoulders.
His shoulders need it, they're ready.
Monfaite slash Grand Order Masters.
Oh, yeah!
Just pretend that the F is another five-star Saber face.
Ah, true!
12 minutes remaining on war.
There you go, Charles.
12 minutes remaining.
Zenlis Zone Zero because of Rule 34.
Ah!
Roy is a competitive gooner.
Roy, I would appreciate it if you stopped crop dusting me.
Hey Connor, keep doing everything you do. You and the lads are amazing.
Nice to see you have the wonderful Welsh weather today.
From the Welsh boys. Thank you, there's a lot of shit there.
Hello Connor, I just want to thank you for everything you do.
Glory to Project Moon. Please come and play in this company.
Oh my god, one cape as you're laying.
$1,000!
Zenlis Zone Zero. Your assumptions are probably right, except that one.
Uma Musume, Pretty Derby.
Uma Musume, Pretty Derby, don't talk the nonsense.
Oh my god.
Uma Musume, Pretty Derby.
Oh my god, Uma Musume is getting so many.
Love and Deep Space.
Huck Knights, Enfield Rossi is adorable.
Oh, terrible wind.
I feel like it must be doing well now.
Damn!
Gonna need to rep my gotcha game. Gaku and I don't master.
Yoroshimasa Miyofuji to Kotone.
Genshin Impact. Playing the new update right now. I hope this donation makes up for what
I spent on Genshin Wifos.
Ha ha ha.
I never will.
Genshin Impact.
Oh, more Genshin.
It won't lose to the 50-50.
That's true.
It's a lot of fun.
Ulu Usume. Pretty derby.
Oh shit, Ulu Usume. Got another donut.
Coming back.
They could be taken over.
pretty derby. Oh shit, a moosame. Got another donut. They could be taken over.
Fate man daughter, come on Fate Gang, from Singapore. Snorlax, as early into the top.
Alright, 505!
505!
505 boys!
Love and deep space. Connor, if that's winds, can you cosplay Silas since you have the same
cake as him?
They won't win.
Glory to Project Moon. Everyone please play Limba's Company.
That's a Korean gacha game, right?
Boomer moves some, eh?
Oh!
in backers in backers in bakushin skin
action action action as a lane oh a hundred bones for as your lane Rob's
favorite girls frontline oh umamoo some a pretty derby for a lot of votes come in
Boys eight grand order for best girls and all the
Enfield
Beach mouse each speech mouse
Beach mouse beach beach mouse
Holy shit
Holy shit
as a lane all the way
$500 for a joint order $1500 to fate
Oh my God! Greyhound! Greyhound! He's back out of retirement. He wants to win. He's
all tabbed out of fame. He's locked in now.
Ume Musume, $1,000! Another $1,500 for actually laying! What the fuck?
What the fuck?
It's because to my heart has been the first gotcha I got.
Holy shit!
They've been seven years strong now.
They've finished their run now they're all dead.
Oh my god!
The dailies are done, they're locked in.
Oh my god, this is like neck and neck now on Foilers.
We've got a little sumay, pretty darby.
Holy shit!
I want to punch King Halo's mum.
Hey.
Hey, who do you need?
Pretty darby for my ocean rice bath.
Oh my God!
Ulamousumay.
Oh, Ulamousumay?
The Four Snape.
Jesus Christ.
Big Chungus.
Big Chungus!
The Faces of Victory, Nikkei.
Fate Slash Grand.
Oh my God, Crayhat!
Another $500.
Absolutely.
It's basically being of my gotcha games addiction.
Holy shit!
The Whale Wars have begun boys.
And I see several Moby-Dicks.
As early as I haven't played in two years, but I stand behind my degeneracy.
Remember this company and yes, it is a...
Oh damn!
510 Rob!
It's a different genre. It's pretty good.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, you're gonna tip the bag at the lunch.
I'm going in to tell you this.
Oh, sorry, thanks for the raid.
Holy shit. How long do you have last mods?
We're just doing gacha wars right now.
Well, I think you can stop the merch banner and put that there instead, you know.
Just so it's not blocking the whole screen.
I think it's really better.
Five minutes.
Five minutes.
Got it for victory, Nikkei.
Let's go 3.5 anniversary coming up.
Best girls are out here in Singlorella.
All right.
Twisted Wonderland just needs to be back on the board.
Oh, damn.
I'm the only one.
Malia Straconia, my king.
Damn, we're raising so much money!
You wails!
Get your chance!
It's $25 through Mamoosa, man.
Pretty Barbie, BTW, Conor Beach, Mouse Beach, Beach, Mouse, LOL.
Goddess of victory, Nikkei.
Hey, the gacha guys!
Yeah, well, my God.
We've raised some serious cash.
We weaponized gacha gamers.
It's an infinite money glitch.
Dude, it must be so neck-to-neck. Miles, what are the current standings?
$2,000 donation from the Greyhound!
The Fate players, they're too powerful!
Greyhound is giving $4,000 for Fate, he's a madman!
He's to powerful!
Great!
I find it annoying to go ham because of the country war as well.
I don't care who wins, so long as the horse game loses.
Gotcha.
Nah, I prefer Gachi.
Oh my God, surely fate is winning now.
Oh my goodness gracious.
Surely fate is winning.
How could they be losing now after a $4,000 cash injection?
You know you used to make pretty doggie. Paracetico.
He's an OG. He's been in the trenches playing fake. The man doesn't need pity.
He just needs perseverance and the wallet to fight it.
it what a man yeah would you play as a interactive gacha game on the screen for
chat my tension is camembert cheese fate land order greyhound is the bone of my
I saw
Azulain
project Sakai, but got to support my fellow commanders
current standings girls from flying to Exilean
This isn't the current standings chat number three
Pretty Barbie two thousand three hundred and fifty four dollars number two Azulain three thousand
Wow, Azulain second place
number one fake flag brand order four thousand one hundred and
$60
Wait, wait, there's definitely more than that for fair
I don't play better games, but I'm behind Greyhound, so fate slash Grand Order
Ha ha ha ha
I don't have a horse in this race, but
Uma Musume for my girl formula hour
We should have a second Dono Water decide tomorrow's Dono War
Yeah, second Dono Water
I don't think that the USF's tickling me wrong as you and my daddy serve aboard
Oh hell yeah
That's so funny.
That's better. I like that idea.
That's a water beside the gut.
I was looking at the pole, you can squeeze it in.
Is it like hide the, the pole, like the ads for the merch?
Or use the wards?
Put it in the corner, you know what I mean?
I'm 45 years old, but I just like Minesweeper.
Dude, Minesweeper, the OG.
100 minutes to get left.
Must be close now.
Now.
Where are we?
Oh.
Oh, the metal smithing capitol.
As early on top.
Whoa!
The war is over.
Whoa, there's a $1,200 donation.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So I'll just vote Bible Black.
$1,200 donation for Azure Lane before it was closed.
Oh, come on.
So let's hear what the standings are with that last one.
My physics jiggle enjoys.
Where are you at?
There's a $1,200 donation.
My $200 dollar for Disney Twisted Wonderland
student post on the board, RIP.
Yeah, I don't know why that wouldn't.
We'll have to make sure they get added.
Do a little recount mods.
Hide the total.
Go through all the counts.
and then tell us the final.
The snipe, there might have been a snipe last second there.
For Azure Lane.
Open, it's telling you individuals.
Why choice is it being made?
Mine's deeper.
True.
The chat, we nearly raised like $20,000 with that.
Isn't that fucking insane?
Thank you, chap, for being so generous and willing to donate.
Keep the donations coming.
We're at 5.15.
Rob's going to take the bag.
10 more teams will be on the whole night tonight.
A broad shoe.
A broad shoey at 25.
He won't do it, but let's pretend he will.
I told you Gatcha Wars has worked.
The Gatcha gamers are very proud of their communities and who is the most generous?
A lot of metal stonings for the, you know, the Borderlands, Rhine, Zeke Harrier, and Fethyl.
Oh yeah?
A lot of the metal coating is made of that here.
Is that why the road is like rusted red?
Yeah.
What is that?
These little valves, the onsen ones keep the snow away.
I don't know if it's actually on to the water but it's cold in here, but it glows like it's snowing.
Alright, Montelchild is the final result chat.
Alright.
In a moment, we'll get the full recount and we'll get the dramatic reading of the order.
I hope I didn't miss the war. Slowpoke.
Yeah, that was yesterday, sorry.
Cape-up group wars. Twice, always once.
We're going through Momo and Santa's hometowns.
That'll do. It's hard.
Oh, I'm tired, very tired.
Oh, that hill, what are the first hills today?
I think my legs are like, it's just so much like lactic acid built up that doing that
was like torture. Just showing that non-stop cycling every day. Yeah we did
anime wars and 86 won that one so I have to watch 86. That was the promise, oh.
Hello. Hello.
The mods are tallying, they're calculating all the numbers.
There's just so many donations to keep track of.
Yeah, they do like a robot, but I feel like it should just be done manually because the bot never works.
Cold place fun fact the Red Road is likely big juice it's used instead of road salt to
melt ice it works to no attempt some better for environment.
I can note big juice really I don't know that how does big juice do that?
Is that a lie?
I believe you.
Oh, hello, Harry.
Is that the the lunch spot the McDonald's?
This is my first ever cyclophthongland donation, hope it helps.
Five fifteen boys!
Hell yeah, dude!
Let's get it lads!
Half a mil and we smashed through it boys!
Day 8, when we stop for lunch, that will be the exactly half way point of the cycle path.
In terms of...
I don't play any passionately.
The path is saying 550km to have Rob stay under a d-section here as we do in my path.
I don't think he could stay another day.
I already documented it there.
I thought it was going to be a nice cycling day and he was like, oh yeah mate, I'll gobble
another glissie.
Are we on the original journey across Japan route for the rest of this trip or is it going
to be significantly different?
Basically the same I think
Basically the original J. Kastunikov span route, which was dead like 10 years ago
So very fun
There's no option in such a fun edition, it will be sad to see him go.
He's also very fast, so good to have him with us.
Breaks through the wind.
Who's the next guest? The next and final guest is Mr. Felix.
Mr. Pewdiepie himself on the bike tomorrow.
What do men with large toddlers eat for breakfast?
I usually have bacon and eggs.
Oxcair summer.
Don't forget to bounce on it, crazy style up.
He's not a guest.
He's a permanent member.
And there it's Pete.
He's not a guest.
He's a permanent member.
He's the second-lagged force, the one who gets us all excited.
So the sun doesn't stop, boys.
Well, Peter's the cyclist. He's a Vangang.
But, in the ultimate high-pattern.
Got the games out great and all, but just have you heard of the critically-applied
MMO RPG Final Fantasy XIV.
Yeah, I have a load of it.
My lips are killing me, man.
They're so chapped.
Because they're fucking wind all day.
It was very frustrating to cycle there.
Conrids me from last year who gave the doll out about his passing wife, Liv is better.
I am again watching with my daughter thank you for being a joy.
Oh congrats man, I'm glad to hear things are going a bit better.
You got this man.
Thank you for watching the channel, best of luck.
Kashiwazaki, 50K away.
We're about to end it today, Kashiwazaki.
War results, number 10 arc lights, end field $251.
Okay.
Number 9 Genshin Impact, $255.
Okay.
Number 8 Disney Twisted Wonderland, $300.
There was way more than that.
Number 7, Goddess of Victory, Niche, $355.
Okay.
Number 6, Venice Zone, $650.
Okay.
Number 5, Love and Deep Space, $132.
Number 4, Resty, Gandalf G Generation, $1,000.
Okay, the top three.
Let's hear it.
There's definitely one line, definitely more than that, I think there.
Man, the mods are really making us hold for this one.
Damn, okay.
No!
The Azur Lane 4580 dollars.
Oh my God, the Azur Lane steel.
The Azur Lane snipe at the end from that one gentleman.
Azur Lane won.
Chef Pete isn't to guest use the force behind week two,
it's the second wave motivation and can it?
Pete is a power.
Feet is a force of nature. The snipe dude. Great hunt, we'll never forgive you as you're laying for what you've done.
Little bit of charity as you're laying.
Thank you for showing up for our cancens, for Enterprise, Owalda and Connor and T, thanks
for this ongoing Herculean effort.
Dude, Greyhound was a signal hunter to be carrying.
I feel bad.
Bro nearly swayed the wall.
Bro nearly held it all solo.
515 boys, 515.
$30,000 raised already today.
Let's keep that amazing number going up for the good times.
Greyhound is my goat, bro.
Greyhound is always so generous. There's so many chatters that are always around here donating so much and I appreciate them all.
Let's start a dollar train.
A dollar train?
I've got a $9.99 of you. Let's get it.
Dollar train!
Keep it going.
Greyhound will be fine. He's an FTO player. We're used to spending a ton of money and then still not getting what we want.
Ha ha, true.
I might who later to vote on the Gotchard War,
and vote for CS Go cases gamble.
I wonder if anyone from Tottenham out the UK are watching.
Glory to the Azar Lane.
Report for duty Shikikens.
I think we can also swap to Ruby as well.
Let's swap to Ruby for the day.
Let's see what he's doing.
Let's see how he's getting on.
I have no idea how far we've cycled.
Feels like a while, but I don't know.
Feels like a good amount.
This is the steel ball around me, this is it.
I love KMS Rune.
What's KMS Rune?
Oh, Azure Lane, of course.
I've only ever been to ships, I've forgotten that.
So I keep sniffing, my nose is running.
The wind is always on my face and it just constantly makes my nose like sniffer.
I don't know how to stop that.
It just feels unavoidable.
Oh yeah, I'm not leaving you there.
This is a nice road though, beautiful views, thank god we have good weather, we've used
Man, after a couple of days we've had this in real real brutal stuff. Hey, bang bang
Yeah, we're in the in the boonies
Hey Connor, try to bike 20k with you guys each day, but my seat broke and now I don't like that sound
How does your seat break?
That doesn't happen.
What's that?
Right, right, right.
Okay.
That's a great one.
Yeah!
That's pretty good.
That's incredible.
It's an annoying wind though, it never ends, we're never lucky, yeah a little bit.
You think so?
No, but I know that some day you'll feel great, some day you'll feel like you're a good person.
Yeah.
I'm jealous.
I wish I was there.
oh my god ow
this is somehow worse
We've got a bit of a headwind coming from like that direction, it's pretty rural, it's
going to keep cycling, you know, we felt it was worse yesterday, it was, yeah I don't
know what's going on with the GPS, we literally had no problems with this over the prior years
for some reason it's going a-roke in a bunch. I think the mods just need to fix it.
Apparently something's not right.
Loading mods, I have my out of loading mods.
That's my race, the streamer.
Colleagues, here's your reminder that the Van Gang expects greatness today.
Don't let us down or we're demoting you to snuck duty and questionable choices.
Well...
Van the Van Gang.
So there's a Matsuri going on in the town, the restaurant, you guys can go and get this
Oh
Yeah, I'm really something after
Probably not no, I try don't want to go through that
I've got a lot of options and I'm just going to be throwing up loads of people on that.
Sure.
That's why you can hear about the area from the side of the fence.
Okay.
We can get a little break.
Yeah.
Side question? I mean, we might be going through a chat, so...
This is a challenging first part.
Just further up this one, we'll be back in a little bit.
It looks more like a country restaurant, so it could be a good place to eat.
Sure, it's fine.
I was going to make a quick pause.
A succulent Chinese meal.
What's the charge?
I see a Chinese restaurant.
Oh, you see it?
A gloomy cafe and breakfast.
Hello.
I see the one that's probably the one over there.
I've got a recycle right now.
Uh, ladies and gentlemen.
I know.
Well, you look majestic on my camera.
Which chin?
The Chinese place is open.
It's literally on this road.
Yeah?
I think it's probably our best bet.
It's quite...
Sure.
It's not many other people, but I'll send it to you now.
Oh, that's 16K.
2k where you are?
Yes.
Ok, sure.
And what is the charge?
I feel.
Ok.
You're dying of light here.
Oh, I had a fight, you know.
Hi, boys.
The sucker that tried these meals was on its way.
Better than that though, you're going to get a really sweet burn shot.
I see you know your judo well.
Ah yes, Hotel Flawless the second.
Go on truck, get past.
Wow!
Wow.
What a beautiful weather, boys.
Beautiful day, beautiful views.
The perfect day for a succulent Chinese meal.
And some nice cherry blossoms. Still some remaining, luckily.
I don't like being the wind guard.
I don't like being the wind guard.
You need to do that.
Help me out, Rob.
You tell you feel amazing.
Oh, it's flawless the third hotel.
Thank you, Rob.
Thank you, Rob, for taking the seed.
So many 24-hour love hotels.
It's about a kilometer away.
Looks like a police chase.
We've got a wild Australian known as the Glyzzy Guzzler.
He's making a break from the highway number four.
He's driving anglously. He's getting his cock out.
The police are hot in pursuit.
Mr. Kaxton.
Mr. Kingston is on his trail.
full justice be served I will this pleasing castle I see it all the day
400 meters!
That one looked good too.
I'm going to go for it.
I'm going to go for it.
I'm going to go for it.
400 meters
Well, that one I'm good too
Looking for new anime so far I have watched neogenesis bebop and trigun. Oh, wow any suggestions
Good gear, always a great one.
200 meters. Yeah, should be before the next turn. Yeah. You found China?
Yeah, right here.
Oh wow, it does look like a classic training family diner.
You looking happy on place?
Ah, we're here first.
There's something in Chinese New.
Hot iron fare, well.
Good stuff, man.
Yeah, that was 18K.
11.30, we're ready for lunch.
12.30.
12.30, Ian just called.
Ian called them.
Should we go up in this area?
12.30.
Well, they had to rearrange the plan as the restaurant was closed.
Oh, gosh.
But to get to the thing later, if you get there by three, apparently.
Is it three?
Yeah.
It might be two, but anyway.
Three, please.
Three.
Okay.
So probably have to set off like a 130 then to probably make it.
Is it just three things?
No, it's an interesting thing.
Oh, you have to ask Ian.
You can look at the, you can look at the document.
Yeah, the document has it.
Everyone but you looks at the PDF.
Carrying the stream.
Carrying the stream.
What are you on about? You are in Willy Wonka Land, delusional mate.
Bye.
I don't know.
Uh...
Oh, what's up?
Sure.
Where's Rob going?
He's going into oncoming traffic.
No, don't do it, Rob.
They're still glizzies.
Probably helped.
Yeah?
Here's your crawling.
I am not really that tired.
I think worn down, it was a different feeling.
I don't know how to explain it, like, I'm not tired.
I'm just worn out, like, like, yeah, fatigue, I guess.
There was a lot of charges in the EGATR stuff in the team.
Yeah, and we just had quite a lot of distance every day.
I mean, probably the hardest cycle I've felt we've done,
Because even Cyclocross 2 ended like now.
This one it's like, way.
Can't really think of a lot of harder section of seven days.
Yeah, it's true.
I'll be on the plan.
I can't understand what the lady is saying.
Was it a person?
I assumed it was the number for that phone.
Like in GTA where you get the missiles?
From GTA 1 and 2?
It can bring. I was getting excited.
We can go through. Well, we never have money.
We always forget to earn money every time.
$500,000 to have a single dollar.
I'm drinking.
We're poor in money.
Rich in spirit.
We're all poor in boats really.
Hello.
Is everyone here on your camera?
Yeah.
I'm blue.
I'm blue?
Yeah.
I don't want to go in that area.
Yeah, we have a name tag.
Have you stopped that? You can still open the trunk.
He taped it to it.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Well, I don't want to go in that area.
Are we on yours now?
Okay, stop.
I'll turn the top down.
I've got the story I'm gonna tell you.
Shall we? Gentlemen?
I'm ready.
I think fried rice is one of my top tier dishes.
Oh dude, fried rice is so good.
You can elevate it so elegantly.
With the shredded crab.
Oh, the shredded crab.
Some peas.
Oh, wow.
It's a sesame vine.
Oh, wow.
Alright.
Oh.
Alright, boys.
Off they come.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm going.
This is the hardest part of the day.
I'm bending over.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You're kidding.
Why would you be kidding me?
Um, do we always sit?
Yeah, that's fine.
Oh, this feels so good.
Come on in, Mr. Paul.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Take a seat before you start.
Oh, this feels so good.
Does it?
Well, just leaning up against the wall.
Yeah.
It's going to be a cozy lunch.
Oh, this is one menu.
I thought it was like ten menus lined up.
Welcome to the Chinese restaurant.
Yeah, you know.
Every Chinese restaurant does that.
They don't do it.
They have like one billion nice menus.
Oh, this makes me suspicious, you know.
How can you be so good at something, I don't know.
Right.
Is there one more sitting over there?
There is.
Can I give this to you, then, Paul?
Cheers, mate.
Do you have a particular Chinese dish that you like?
I mean, duck is the best one, but they won't come out like that.
Ah, picking devil.
You know, in Japanese, what it's called?
Beijing duck
Beijing duck?
Because the Beijing duck was
What I learned from the Chinese they also call it Beijing duck
Oh really?
Oh, in China?
Yep
There's Beijing ducking in the past
Oh my gosh
You can speak
Henry?
We are people
I can't
I can't
That's fucking amazing
We are people
All the Chinese
I think chili is always so good.
Oh my goodness.
Is it really?
You must have been exposed as a kid, though.
Yeah, so I didn't know.
But it's Cantonese Chinese.
It's Cantonese in Malaysia.
Is it really?
Dude, all of this page looks neat.
Looks neat?
Looks neat.
This one, this one, this one, this one.
It's like sweet and sour pork, lemon chicken.
Throw in packets.
Oh, this one.
Maybe we're good
I think you didn't you you didn't she's always so good
It might be you're that a chick true. Oh, that's me, bro. I
Love the menus man. It's such great backdrop to you and Shahan
Listen to the listen to the chart. They got pictures for everything. I appreciate that this chance is a thousand
Yeah, that's got to be a good charhan.
They got kimchi charhan, lettuce charhan.
They got, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got, they got
seafood.
We got mafutoku.
Oh, they got ramen balls too, damn.
They do it all here, man.
Oh, go down there.
You need to go down there.
Can you suck those down more?
I'm gonna do it once
Yeah, go the socks
how about me
Nantura, don't we do family style? Oh, we get the rotating bit. That's just get like a billion lazy Susan. I
love Chinese
Snuggle in
Oh my god.
It sounds like a man actually be shitting himself.
There's no one sitting opposite me, right? Just a bag?
It feels so good.
Feels so good.
Deku deku deku deku.
This is a lunch set.
He's gonna fall asleep on me.
Right, it's all there.
I saw a horrible post on Reddit.
Trash toast. He was like,
He made Lucian. They went from me to Rob DeConnick.
That sounds like it's fatness.
Well maybe it's another way.
From Mediacor to Sunday Town's best sell.
You just said it.
I'm not...
The caveman to the intellectual.
This is the only reason I want my new book to sell well, Rob.
So I put up on my three times.
Three times.
Three times.
What was the first one?
You did it twice on the first one?
Yeah, that doesn't feel right, does it?
It was just August 2023 hardback number one best-selling book in the UK April
That's a two-time scam. It was only Ian on Paul the point that's out to me like a few days ago
He was pulled.
Now you've got a tattoo on your eyes.
I'm a Sunday Times bestseller and Paul's like, well, technically you have a turntop special
turntop special.
I'm a turntop special.
I'm a turntop special.
I'm a turntop special.
I'm a turntop special.
You can drink dry lid.
No coffee.
You should release a kindle one.
Then you become a third, third kindle.
It's already a kindle.
Oh.
An audible.
It's true.
It'd be greedy.
It's true.
It's true.
It's true.
It's true.
It's true.
It's true.
The demo of the audio book and did you read the whole thing? I read the whole thing. Yeah, I took like three days
I had to record it and
I'm like a cold. It's not funny. We were in like 80,000 words. You're like
So that kissed on and but it turned out right
It's sort of fun sort of fun. I think Connor should do the next one
Conor or American peek into the next one.
I haven't taken turns.
Or just Natsky.
Just do a different person for each prefecture.
I want to do the love hotel prefecture.
You can do the one that's driving through about sausages.
Should we order?
I think we have to see that.
Oh, here we go.
What are you getting, man?
Well, so here's the plan, right?
Here's the plan.
Boom.
Yeah.
One of those.
Yeah.
This is really good.
Yeah, that one's amazing.
Yeah, I get that.
This one's good.
Chris, this point at Betsy was for the record.
This one looks good.
That's quite a good 20-nick, this is the fried chicken, I think we'll get that one.
Can we roll?
Yes.
Just bring it on, okay.
Okay, let's not bother me.
Oh, well, well, well, fried chicken.
Okay, stop the show.
Yeah.
Cancel it all.
Yeah, we'll just keep going.
Well, well, well, well, fried cheese.
OK, that's the show.
Cancel it all.
At least get it, at least get it.
We'll just keep pointing at things.
Yeah.
So that's what I'm talking about, right?
Is that about it?
Yeah, give me some chat and I'll interact with people.
OK.
In my thing.
Look at that number five.
I'm going to donate some siren.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Here's to my part, 07 of Oba.
What's Oba?
Oba.
Actually, Oba is a very similar feeling to you.
The rest of the bike is off.
I'm OK for now.
What's the soft drink?
Oh, 4th floor
What is the number?
4th floor and 6th floor
And 11th floor
And this
Where is she from?
14th floor
She's gonna run out of paper
hahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahah
Or Tori-Nike
Tori-Nike Ma-Ra-Kai
Oh, Yurin-Chu
What is Tori-Nike Miso?
Yurin-Chu
Oh, Yurin-Chu
It's from Yurin-Chu
It's from Yurin-Chu
It's from Harumaki
Spring Roll
It's from Yurin-Chu
I don't know, I can't read.
I can't read.
I can't see.
Maybe we should see.
Well, tour the eyes of the king.
He's from South Wales.
Good job.
A simple meal.
A simple meal.
The succulent Chinese, you know.
You know, the backlands.
It's going to be like King Henry VIII's banquet table.
We have conquered the other one.
I could say thank you.
Hi, Chris.
This is Abdul.
Abdulium.
Hello, Abdulium.
Abdul.
This is my con, man.
I know.
I thought they wanted to go.
Yeah.
That's okay.
It's so good.
Succulent.
Succulent.
Oh, wow.
They're pretty big portions too.
I just saw them play.
I know.
We're not being trolled here, boys.
We're going to give the pizza place a run for its money.
The king, king pomegranate.
Boys, may you feast on my daughter.
The last...
It's already gone beyond half a million dollars.
Yeah, five hundred and fifteen, aren't you?
Thanks so much, guys.
It's a big, big contribution.
We're gonna need a lot of our wards to encourage them to, you know...
We're using wards?
Oh, right, right, right.
It's all a bit trumpy.
It's gonna be fucking invading straddles.
Who's the son? So much more than regular...
He's on the cycle?
He's not on the cycle.
What do you mean?
You're like, you've raised money?
Yeah.
You've raised money this whole time?
Uh, good.
Oh.
Excellent.
Okay, I'm going to have a go.
No, I'm changing subject.
No, go ahead, please.
I was going to say that filter makes it look so incredibly good.
lens filter whatever it is. The ND filter, yeah. But I think the variable one's even better than the...
Can we donate to reopen the strafe?
And also if you lend the donations to you, come in, Chris can read the meeting's click name.
It took five sides of all this to read a message. People would spin like five grand and you'd be like,
I have a message for...
I don't know, I guess...
Name Sam, don't they mean?
Yes, the second half.
Poor old Sam, the last time I saw him, we'd shot a video in the studio where it kind of made me like...
Eat the donkey, hot air, filth food.
It's like a business of sausage, but obviously no.
And then Sam turned up and I was like...
I'm leaving the world, top top!
And Sam's like, yeah, that's Mr. Dark.
We were...
Poor old Sam's clutching box from the film.
We were filming it, and Chris's studio, he's so over on with shit.
Your shit, yeah.
That we were like, could you help clean up while we're filming?
Because we're running out of place on the ground.
When was that?
When was that awful video coming out?
Probably that next month or something.
Were the regular gremlins on holiday, or was it always just like in a state of film?
Because he brought all these shit.
No, no, he was there.
That's why before that, he brought, he made me all the sandwiches, and he brought like 50,
he brought like 200 sandwiches.
Too fair.
Your studio is a mess, regardless.
Yes, it is.
Isn't it tidy in there?
Which side?
Behind the camera?
In front of the camera, it's very clean.
Your kitchen is like...
It's ridiculous.
It's like Gotham's fucking Backstreet.
It's disgusting.
I watched TikTok video about all kinds of mould
and I was like, we're going to speed this up by going in Chris's kitchen.
It's infinitely hot in that pan.
It's in the forensics in the back.
Mm. Gotham's Kitchen. That's really some... Anonymous, $35.
I like this one. Congrats on being a topseller, Chris.
From what I know, Britain. I'm sure the UK's many chip shops will love using that high quality wrapping paper.
Unbelievable.
To be fair that would be a real treat to get fish and chips for action cover of my bestie, your book launch.
You should get some of it.
Buy a book, get a free fish and chips.
I was going to say, well, that comment.
We're going to try and expand it any more. Months closed now.
Oh, that's so good.
Yeah, I do.
How are people watching this?
I think he's watching now.
It's quite scary isn't it?
They're all back to playing as you're late for it.
Before every cyclothon or big live thing, I always get quite anxious because it's like
it's going to be a disaster.
And then it turns out alright.
So of course there's something silly.
Me saying something silly.
The 7th on the 3rd is JK Rowling, experience, it's like every 4 minutes, it's like, I remember.
What do you guys think about this?
Oh my god.
Rob, have you read about touches?
Yeah.
I think there's going to be some kind of chalice day that falls on the street today.
There's just going to be a large amount of food we ordered.
Well, I think Ian has an evening in 4 days.
Well actually, Natby's going to help us, so I think we'll be alright.
He did, yeah, we'll be alright.
He did already his own one.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
That's calculated, yeah.
Well, it's Connor hiding his next Horcrux.
I didn't know you'd tell me that.
So the team Horcrux's was the Tengger on the lighthouse
in Baylor, and then yesterday, Rob Sausage.
That was not Horcrux.
The Sausage, Rob, eight, was Colin's second Horcrux.
There was that gem.
That gem in the random sphere in that rock in front of the lodge.
You think, no, no, no, it's cool.
What do you think?
It was a sphere, obviously, of the Sausage and Rob.
A part of Connor is inside the room.
Oh, nice art.
Thank you.
Yeah, nice.
Great art.
I'll put that in the fridge.
They've been drawing daily updates.
That's cool.
A lot of the chat has too.
There's one Reddit that's someone who's drawing a different monkey to encapsulate.
Okay.
It's very fun.
That's very cool.
Yeah, I love all the community part of it.
It's really fun to see what everyone gets up to.
What is that?
Oh, we get the episode.
I haven't seen the app.
Yeah, what's on the app?
You mentioned that today.
Yeah, you can just cycle along to cycle from one.
You can cycle along to cycle from one.
What does that mean?
Like there's a, you know, you just...
So you can like day one play it and then you start cycling.
Like what? Where?
Anyway, it just tracks to cycle.
And you get like points for cycling more.
So you're supposed to be on the bike.
Yeah, yeah. Hi, I'm Armas.
Does that include lunches?
It doesn't include launches, yeah, there's launches, I don't know, it's fun.
What if you're like a, I think, a side bike?
And then you can unlock like different little monkeys.
Yeah, you can do that, it's whatever, it tracks.
Chopsticks, boy.
You can like, synch your fitness app, I think.
We're only like, we're a bit short of chopsticks.
Who wants one?
One each.
Actually, I thought these trees were going to be thick, but there's a pretty tight one.
There's four in there, wouldn't there?
Yeah, there's, there's only five.
Another one, I've got to say thanks to you, damn it.
Still some more chopsticks.
To who?
To the staff who brought my coffee.
Because I was too distracted by Chris asking for it.
back in her direction
let's try this
got a coffee
we had a picture look a lot bigger
you get that a lot
they ran out of chopsticks, I'm only using a tube of beer
This is a throat scolding incident.
That means Chris isn't like it.
No it doesn't.
No it doesn't.
I can have a middle of it.
Fried cheese is become easy to share.
It truly is, yeah.
It's become popular to festivals, hasn't it?
Fried cheese.
What's not to like?
Chopped banana is good.
I'll do a chopper bar.
Oh, thank you.
Not for you, Barry.
Yeah, it's good.
You know what, you don't need some?
You don't need some?
If you could have one cheese only for the rest of your life.
Oh, easy. How about you?
You're so excited about that.
How about you for the rest?
More closely by Red Leicester.
Oh, Red Leicester's good. What are you?
One cheese for the rest of your life.
pure cheddar cheese
maybe just mature cheddar cheese
that's not very good on like pizza
it's so violent
he's getting angry
you can't just have cheddar cheese on a pizza
are you kidding me
it's just British
maybe you can have it in sandwiches
is it the one that kind of crumbles when you try to cut it
yeah and it's like really like rich
or cream
I do like creamy brie
creamy brie
It's not very versatile, is it?
Oh, how do you mind?
Oh, how do you mind?
One of you guys can push that?
Oh, no, I'm rocking it.
No, I don't, I don't.
They've got your mind like that.
I saw Rob's face, and I thought, he doesn't have it like that.
Ow!
He doesn't have it like that.
You've seen it on the street.
You didn't know this is in Japanese.
How do you mind?
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Spring roll, literally spring roll.
I think I've heard that a month ago, it's never like that.
Right.
They're all in a lot of legumes, I think.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh!
Oh!
Hot, man.
Yeah.
It's a throat syndrome, for sure.
I don't know.
Mmm.
I like the speed of this place.
They don't waste any time.
They know we're on a mission.
That's right.
Where's it?
A lot of Chinese restaurants.
They're just, thank you to CrazyBuddy for your comment.
That's the...
They just throw food in your night.
Thank you, Pay.
They say this is the Christmas food of Jewish people.
Really?
Really?
Yeah.
Because...
Who says that?
In New York.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Because, uh...
Oh, oh, oh!
If we all look at various clothes...
Oh, yeah!
If my Chinese people...
I don't know.
If my Chinese people are Christmas.
Right, guys?
Merry Christmas.
So what cheese would you be then, Paul?
You have one cheese, what, the best you're life?
Oh, I agree.
Yeah?
What do you mean?
You got a cheese, the best you're life.
I don't know.
I'm not a cheese guy, but I'll have any cheese on.
I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it a lot.
No, no, no, no. I think it's Gouda.
Gouda? Okay, I'm not doing that.
That's how it's pronounced properly.
I'm wow, we have that letter and I'm doing that.
There's a bit of phlegm in there. Gouda.
I'm ruining my favorite cheese from before.
Gouda is a Japan's pronunciation.
Gouda? Sorry?
Who did you get? Who did the cheese?
Look, I know Paul is right, but I'm looking at him face to face right now.
That knocking on the table here, that's not the...
Not anyone's limb.
My cheese.
Mature cheese.
It's probably the most versatile.
To be fair, I used to have that one the most in the first kind of a can. It's the strongest one you can get.
You can do on everything.
The strongest one, before they started boiling them.
They sell blue cheese, no?
In Costco.
In Costco.
In Costco you can get like a four kilogram brick of Gouda.
The cheese at Los Pal is what he gets.
The cheese at Sherwood.
Yeah, that's good.
I mean, that's good to snack on.
Who ordered that cheese?
The Maroon 5 guy, what's his name?
Ordered the Planner of Cheese.
Am I remembering right?
There was a musician that went to Los Pal and ordered the Cheese Planner of Cheese.
Is that the guy that said, oh God, your body isn't the same?
What?
What?
I don't know, you think it's a deep and bleh?
Oh, bleh.
Oh, he's an ambassador of Cheesney.
Yeah, he is.
Oh, shit, what's his name?
You want that title shot.
Do you know what his name was?
Alex James.
Alex James, yeah.
I was like, I was like,
he really just showed up and I was like,
oh, all right.
I love that song, T,
and three other songs.
I didn't really like bleh.
I like three or four of their songs.
They're better.
Have you ever got live performance by them?
It's famous for him being completely blasted.
Yeah, he had a bit of reputation in front of time.
You know, each...
Each...
It's so funny.
It's the most ridiculous thing ever.
You have to listen to him.
Someone says, I still think about the shoes from Lost Bar.
I do.
Why didn't you bring some?
You should bring some.
Not the Lost Bar?
Yeah, but dry cheddar is like...
the next guest to bring it up.
Turtle Loss Bar.
Fill a bag.
Loss Bar.
Every time I walk past, it's pretty full that place.
Loss Bar.
Yeah.
I think it's going alright.
So, that's a good place.
It's a good location to be back.
Yeah, it helps a lot.
Did you ever go to the placement that was there before?
It was notorious.
Only when they were being kicked out.
Before Lost Bar, that bar was the single worst bar in all of the name.
Probably the same system.
It was the shitest bar.
I went in and I was like sick on the ceiling.
I was like, what is the physics behind sick on the ceiling?
Yeah it was, it was, wow.
Like the drinks were like a dollar and then like it was open to like 5am.
Yes yeah.
And everyone would come in eat, drink and go blah blah blah and I'd leave the ceilings
for I like it now.
You remember it well?
Well I got invited here, it was my, it was my place.
Well you went there.
My name was in the wall.
Just toilet door from content or what.
We had to scrub Rob's name off the wall.
I mean like the toilet door was broken.
Yeah.
The air conditioning was just like we ought to repair.
What was the place called?
33 years ago?
Yeah, because it took like 33 months to clean the fucking place up.
33 billion dollars to clean the walls up.
I don't even know why.
We had to send in like the special forces to clean the fucking place up.
Actually, the building wanted to kick them out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard that.
Yeah, the entire building, all the restaurants and bars in that whole building were like,
please don't let them keep running this bar.
Because he was like bringing down the whole chain, she put it.
Somehow.
Lowering the property value of that building and stuff.
Well, the only reason I went there was because someone said I worked here and I'm...
And I'm...
I can buy you a drink for free and then as long as you bring 12 to be...
I can buy you a drink for free.
I'd give me a drink.
You would buy me a drink, yeah, I'd lift it really and I was like,
all right, for you drink, say less.
I went there and I was like...
Well, thanks for the drink.
I'm making a mistake of ordering the pasta now.
They sell food there.
I mean, it took three years off my life.
Is that because you waited for one and a half hours?
I ate the pasta, then I was allowed to look in the kitchen.
The next inspection.
Right.
I regret that.
Oh, my God.
I should have nightmares about how that kitchen looked.
Niable, then.
But anyway, two lights to clean it all up.
Incredible.
I know it's a nice bar.
No, look at it now.
What's the worst food experience you've had in Japan?
I went to Amayoko and I went to a few places and I tried a random place with everything on the menu and I got raw horse meat.
I didn't mind Basashi in a specialist place but this was like tangy. It was actually like fizzy horse meat.
And for the next three days, I was completely fed. I couldn't keep down a bottle cap of water
I was actually actually gonna call the hospital. I only got three poisoning once Japan a restaurant
I had some pork the next day. I was de-blissed at it. Oh and the blue cheese incident
I went to a French restaurant in Metsumoto
I ordered some cheese platter and it was just like a plate of blue cheese like this big
And I think they just want to get rid of it.
And I was like, I must eat it all.
I don't want to disrespect the Japanese.
And then the next day I like nearly passed out on a train.
And I was sick on a train for four hours.
Like...
People look proper like...
Sick from cheese is pretty rare though.
Yeah, and it was blue cheese.
I think this is...
It was awful.
I ate...
It might have been regular cheese that was just moldy for my name.
Oh, fucking blue cheese.
They just crossed out the name.
I was the worst thing.
I don't read.
Didn't you have an incident with Baileys as well?
I was catastrophically sick from Baileys, because in Japan people don't drink Baileys,
have they?
So what happens is they open the Baileys and they leave it on the shelf for eight years.
And whatever I had, by the time it arrived in my mouth, it wasn't really Baileys.
It was like fermented Baileys.
But also raw chicken, I think is something that I cannot.
They would do it accidentally on Cybersong TV.
That was Pete, that naughty Pete did it.
My favorite part about that was we didn't know what.
Chris was so hungry and he thought it was like grilled chicken.
So he goes, I'll have four.
And then four chicken ran across the table.
Four piles of raw chicken came out.
And Chris was like, can we send it back?
What's another outfit?
Yeah, Kakashima.
No, I've never been sick from that,
but it's definitely hurried things along.
Some of the comments were shocked that that's even a dish, but yeah chicken sashimi is popular
It's disgusting. It just tastes slimy. What you do is dip it in my ginger sauce or soy sauce
Yeah, that still doesn't help the fact it tastes like it. It feels like you know raw fish but it tastes worse
Yeah, I hate it because I thought it was fish. It's like an Italian restaurant
It was like a mom-and-pop one. I didn't even know like what the menu said it's all in like kanji handwritten
Yeah, I
I came out and I was like, oh, I'll try something.
They said sashimi.
I was like, oh, sashimi's always fish.
So what do you think of it?
I was like kind of shocked when I got halfway through it.
And I was like, I think this is chicken.
Yeah.
Sweet and sour chicken, boys.
I love Chinese food.
I suck at them Chinese food.
I like Chinese meal indeed.
It's just like the best.
Well, it's a popular revenue, isn't it?
Yeah, like I got it, like I got it, I did it, I'm going to upgrade my eating technology
though.
What I was going to say was, between now and the finish, there's one very, very clear,
we do stop somewhere, where it should be, it is open today, I've confirmed it, it closes
3 p.m. Yeah, so I think from here you guys should jump in the van and have a go there
Okay, I'm back and finish the cycle from here. It's 16k down the road. There we go.
There we go. That's the place. Oh, well that looks amazing. I'm gonna go there.
That's fucking awesome. That's my favorite thing in Japan. You want some time to look around there.
Close at 3 and it's gonna get past 1. You've got to go there. 15 minute drive away. That's so cool.
15-20 drive away and then come back and then sleep side. How far until the finish?
So we do that in one leg after we come back.
Is there any?
Two legs, well, two legs.
Can I try to get my phone in?
If we do sort something out, that's the most important thing.
It looks incredible.
I think they're the worst ones, rather.
In any case, it's on Saturdays and Sundays.
Oh, they're just full days.
What day is it today?
There's a secret device in there.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I know why we'll finish really early, if we leave here, say for example, left here
two and probably wouldn't make it.
Yeah, be careful.
We'd probably just be there in time.
It does suck they have enough 30 minute car rides, they're a problem.
They'd be worth it.
That's why it's a short time, either.
That's it?
Yeah, we'd finish super early.
finish up early it's like one of those things that you'd probably never like
come all this way to see no no yeah I don't mind
so I don't think I'll do tomorrow is that one I guess I think like 70 something
We'll find you back down at the 7th Lease.
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
Take your phone back, bitch.
Bro, where's the rice?
Where's my rice? Where's the rice?
I've got $100 donation from Blazing Meat.
Whoa! Thank you.
Did I give a message?
No, they said nothing.
Thank you, Mr. or Mrs. Mead.
Chris will read your message if you send it.
Get a Chris TTS.
Oh, garlic.
This is healthy.
It's the first time I've seen you,
Chris pointed a menu and said,
Let's get the mist in.
It's damp to my oil.
It is good though.
Of course your hair is nice.
Oh yeah.
It's not really, it's kind of faux pas or not.
It's like make-up passages normally.
I like the touch style.
Oh, my foot is dead.
Gintnog says...
Gintnock says, interesting how you guys eat Chinese food without rice.
Why's it coming?
Sabichich.
I didn't make a mistake, gentlemen.
That one looks so good now.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Oh yeah, it looks like the Malasangua.
Music's like, sweetie drug knees.
Sleepy what?
Drug knees?
Okay, what are you doing this time?
My favourite track to get high too.
No, why don't you get that kind of round?
I can smell something in this one.
Yummy.
Very nice sauce.
Very fast.
Yeah, and they bring out like kind of course by course almost.
I have to make a move at this place.
Oh, the blood in my throat is the time right now.
Oh, you were sitting on your legs?
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
The old men sitting next to me groaning.
Oh!
You need some flexibility training.
I was saying to Paul before, I've never rolled my ankle in my life.
Me neither.
Well, yeah, I attribute it to my flexibility.
You're flexible?
Yeah.
I can...
I used to...
I can fool palm the floor before.
Ok.
This is very itchy.
I have pole dance.
I have pole dance.
Are you actually on stream?
I've got a picture of my new pole dance.
in black and white leopard skin, it was like snake skin pants.
Maybe three or four years ago.
I slay.
You slay.
Oh, I pulled on four.
What's that song?
I don't know.
I don't play, I slay.
Is that you?
Yeah.
Is that mountain?
Hips, heels, jumping shoes, I don't see a thing.
I make so many noises over here.
I know.
Chris is encroaching on my leg space there.
What do you mean?
I'm stretching my leg, there you go.
Oh my god, my favourite streamer is Rob and Chris.
Rob me?
Your time is done anyway.
Chris looks tired.
I'm fucking tired of sucking eight days.
I've just come out of rehab clinic, am I?
Or five-star.
Come on.
Can we borrow?
I'll call her and we'll see if she's all right.
Oh, OK. How'd it go, Xenos?
Well, we got a lot.
Nabi? Yep.
You hungry?
I'm in the break.
I found it.
It's really hot.
Really, it's hot?
Yeah.
It's like wooden, isn't it?
Oh yeah, it's wooden.
Wow.
Wow.
Hold my hand.
What are you, are you showing them?
That's not a helmet.
It's me, a pole dancing.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
That's very long hair, you have.
Yeah, I believe, I turned it purple, actually.
I told you, snakes do better.
Let me go.
Woo!
You're slaying.
That pole didn't break, miracle.
No.
That?
Okay, buddy.
Get on my lap.
Teleport's behind you.
Is there a tree behind it?
There are islands.
A reservoir of truth peaks.
two things. Thank you. This is one of the nicest parts. You can eat 4,000 Kelly. Without
anything. Without gaining anything. Well, this is without gaining anything. Well, I don't
know about that. Yeah. How much have you gained weight on this quest? Have you checked? Probably.
I think I gained weight. I remember seeing you after your first cyclophone, you had that
I was like, damn, he must have been starving himself.
Wait.
I actually thought it was real.
Everyone thought it was real.
The skin tone is exactly the same.
Yeah, like, it matched me pretty well.
Oh, we got more?
Oh, God.
Oh, God, this is like, brucey.
Are they speeding up or are we slowing down?
Do we have any more?
Do we got anything else?
The rice.
Okay, that's fine.
That doesn't count.
doesn't count you get a separate stomach of rice
we're like progressing
well Rob's here so I have faith that we'll clear this
is this spring beer?
Jarvis, activate throat gov'n
I've made a mess of this
oh my god Rob
savagery
Myashi is a, myashi is a, this bean, myashi is a, super cheap right?
And they, and they, these are, these are, gimmick ramen places, give you a mountain of myashi, myashi yama.
There's so many, I love them.
Jiro is a jiro style ramen.
Man, do you remember my first experience where some stores in Japan are so popular and do
so well that usually it's the customer who's king, right?
And all the staff look out for them.
And that place is like, sit over there, get your own water.
Yeah.
Water this, get out.
You're supposed to eat and like get out in 20 minutes.
Yeah.
So, that's what I'm talking about.
That's my first experience being told off like a school kid in Japan.
I never get...
One boy in trouble asked you because it had a sign sorry saying like
You must eat within 20 minutes and get out and it not allowed to like legally or time customers
on their right
That's because the price is a really cheap right and the only way they can function is by having really high
Normally the atmosphere is
Yeah, and they're very
So yeah, you can eat one of them. I think it's kind of not that good rather
It's very like the soup is always a little puddle. Yeah
Flabulous puddle of shit
And then they just got a big pile of bean sprouts. Yeah, it's not only fun
We're making a royal methyl here
That's okay, there's a reason you sent the island yeah criminal criminal kid with a lot of
I've also pre-ordered ten of his new book. This is a totally real comment.
What the fuck is all this?
I think it'll be your money, though. I think it'll be your twenty-five dollars.
I remember when you prepped for the chess box in Chris.
You went on a serious six months or however long that was.
What happened?
You only finished, didn't you?
You had to get them to another level.
I don't know, the fittest I ever was.
Probably was around cyclothon 2,
on the aftermath of chest boxing,
and the Spartan race, and all sorts of shit.
Is that Mount Fuji as well?
Yeah.
That's a lot.
And then 2024 happened.
You'd not suffice without the window.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you ever...
You guys ever done actual diets, like, um...
No.
I did like chicken and broccoli for like...
a year.
A year?
I lost loads of weight.
A whole year.
That's miserable.
I do not go mental.
Yeah.
I really like chicken and broccoli.
Really?
What do we do now?
Hm?
Do we check it out for you?
No.
I didn't know what a fridge existed.
Was that back home?
I mean, in Wales?
Um, there was a huge fight here at the time.
You're kind of like, oh, fuck.
You got any chili?
It's all your fault.
Oh, me?
We've made a mistake here, boys.
Me?
I haven't done with this one.
Oh, fuck.
The Great Chinese Order of 26.
Well, he didn't bat an island though.
No, he's wrote down on the three-note padskill of the waters.
What have we done?
It's like the video that means food.
This...
Don't we have rice coming too?
Yeah.
What can boys?
I'm ready.
So, do we have to leave you up for the next...
We're driving, you know.
Yeah, we're driving.
It's a 15-minute drive, sir.
One more time.
Yeah, 16 kilometers away.
Yeah, 100 kilometers an hour.
We'll be out in 10.
We'll be out in 10.
Navi's launch is even here.
I've made a grave and serious mistake here, boys.
This is the fetus talk.
none of it. I mean I'll eat it but that's the problem. Do you know any more of this or have you ever had any? No.
I was about to use this as my plate. Hang on this is awkward. Okay what are you doing here? Let go of him. Let go of the plate.
It's all yours. It's not going to run away from you.
I'm glad they're ringing out one by one. It makes you feel hopeful like this is the last one.
Oh, no.
Well, well, if it isn't the crudges of my own action.
Here.
Thank you.
I'll just use the spoon as well.
Mm.
Huh.
Mm.
That's good.
Well, actually.
No.
Mmm, that's good.
Oh, yeah, shit.
No.
What are we getting there now?
Oh, yeah.
Peak.
That's a whole lot of rock.
Don't pull.
Sit down.
There's that.
I think they're talking about it.
There's that ancient arcade.
There's that old arcade.
There's that old arcade.
So Bob was that ancient arcade with the bar sliding game.
I love that game.
That's hard to win.
It used to be so easy.
And I was winning three other day.
You know how you choose the random location
to slide it to the thing?
If you play again, it makes it two things thick.
You used to have to five bars thick,
and you could win almost any time.
It stays at two now, and the prize is a terrible.
I was too good at it, honestly.
Yeah.
Uh, this is your way to go, bro.
Free drinks?
Yeah.
No, it's, uh, it's, uh, it's bigger, is that right?
Very good.
Last one.
Finally.
Yeah.
Sorry.
There it is.
The last one.
This is going to be the last one, surely.
Yeah, where's comes the soup in your bag, then?
Oh, the, uh, egg soup.
Yeah.
Uh, hi, then.
We can take this.
I guess what the little story is, I need to share it.
Sure.
Jake?
How much money to keep Rob looking good, Chris?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Does that mean I'm getting fatter, but you?
Oh, I think it's how much money to keep Rob
dash looking good, Chris.
Oh.
How much money to keep, we can't stay.
I can't stay.
I can't stay.
Let's go to the actual one.
More blow things today.
This trace is dope.
I mean, originally we didn't have any plans.
cool that you did today, it's good that like, the fundraising actually did happen.
I see, we love Rob so much.
Oh, stop it you.
Can I expose something you two did last night?
What?
You know, we went to the Lawson, we went to the Lawson to get some midnight snacks and whatnot.
These lads pick up bath bombs.
Over there?
I was thinking, this is supposed to be a struggle of thought. Not a luxury of thought.
I can't have a bath bomb? A $1 bath bomb?
I honestly didn't even know they sold them. It seems like a regular occurrence.
Who used to have to fight? They weren't working with that government company, but now they are.
I have to buy one.
I reject. I politely decline.
Why did you not want one?
Uh, I, I, um, my, my skin routine is water and salt.
Do you, do you take that?
Uh, shower, I'm more of a shower.
Okay, okay, okay.
To be honest, there's two kinds of bath that I take.
One is the onsen.
There are two kinds of baths in this world.
And two is if I'm so completely plastered, but not passing out, that I wouldn't like.
I was just worried by American Pete's stories of how like I slept in the bath last night.
I was like, what?
That's when he goes home drunk and sleeps in the bath.
Yeah.
I woke up in the bath at 5 AM.
But it's not getting paid.
It's not getting paid.
That's gotta be dangerous.
But that's it.
The thing is, after a long day, like yesterday was rough, it was actually grueling.
And if I take a bath, I'm just not gonna get out.
I'll be a prune and you'll find me just lying unconscious there tomorrow morning.
Yes.
So I can't.
I've got a collapse on the bed.
Yeah, I need to have the energy to play Slavismire last night.
What bath are we going to get today?
Whatever they have.
The midnight blues.
Just snap on it.
Peter sleeps in the empty tub.
He loves a good bath.
Do you think I like most Japan baths? I'm not big enough.
I extra like it.
How would it be impossible?
You can't extra take your legs.
No.
You have to like really be trying.
If you go for it.
You have to amputate your legs before you drowns.
Paul's probably just hanging over the tech.
That is my ultimate tech though. My brooching in safe mode.
My brooching in safe mode.
If I actually am worried about like passing out of the bathtub,
I'll just turn on the shower and curl it to a ball like in the...
Like in the baby, what's it called?
That position on your side where you're like...
Feet of position.
Yeah, I curl up and then I'm just like hot water running on me and vomiting and peeing and trying to like get some fresh water in my mouth
And then it's just it's just complete misery in the shower. Yeah, and and that lasts for until I until I feel like
leaving it this
Urdin plane
What the fuck you never been that drunk? I have but I'd like to my phone off. It's very very long time
Oh my God, yes.
Is it really?
It's me, what?
You guys ramen?
Yeah, I was lost in my throat.
I was gonna ask you,
after the ramen, I said the drinking.
No?
I have to like drinking about half of like,
Sendai, because you must try this ramen.
It's the best.
It's like, king English blood, it's so thick.
It's so good though.
And then I was like, okay, sounds good.
And so I try it, and it's literally like,
salt, like lava, and I drink it,
I try to drink the entire bowl.
know why and it made me feel so sick because I was already full and then you know it's
always a simple meal so. Was that when you were Mr. Beast? No it wasn't. This was the
first trip. The last time I threw up was the other Saturday? Sunday? No it was just like
two weeks ago. What? It was bad. Yeah. A dangerous night out in Shimokitazawa. Yeah.
It went on far too long. Super. They have a very festive.
Oh, magic.
Magic spice.
Magic spice.
It's a pretty good day.
Oh, God.
Mm.
What a struggling voice.
Yeah.
It was the last weekend.
It was forever in that another stream.
Well, it was a, yeah, it was a planned collab.
Yeah.
That morning was bad.
But I remembered that they conveniently have these potions
that settle your stomach. It's like it's like maintenance stuff. What? Yeah, it's like a
little green green and dark bottle. It's like. Oh, I know the one. Yeah. It actually works.
You need fried rice or anything?
I'll take this thing.
You did it.
You did it.
You did it.
Yeah, all of China.
I bet you didn't.
I literally ate all of China.
It's the bistro.
Bistro.
That's so funny.
In Sendai at that time.
Yeah, bistro.
Blackout of the beer.
He's actually popular in Japan. He's not that big here.
I've heard of Japanese.
I spotted him in Sendai and thought he was Mr Beast.
It's not Mr Beast, is it?
That's how well they know him.
It's just a white guy with a beard. It's Mr Beast.
Oh, I want to step down to it.
Like a mother bird.
It's feeding time.
Thank you.
We ate all of that.
Back in Rob's house again.
We ate like eight dishes.
That's disgusting.
You have to equal the pizza price, the cost, I mean.
Ten more dishes.
Is this the most you've ever eaten with a guest?
Mm-hmm.
He's like, we built this vacuum using the power of the sun and the power of my hair.
They give you gaga, and look it's Swapy Rob.
He's so funny.
He's just making a complete disaster.
And famously, he's hated in the UK because he's like, Brexit, we need Brexit.
And then the moment that happened he was like, and I'm getting a Singapore buy.
by and he went off to Singapore. Headquarters of Dyson, all the nice money and all the nice
ones. Why did you push for Brexit when you fucked off?
It's going to be fucked off. After that I free my Dyson in the dustbin. I'd also break
it. Did you ever try to get those Dyson infos? They were supposed to be like super.
They looked like...
Bloody...
How could a company that makes quite impressive technology
part of something so fucking stupid?
With the kind of people that wore those Apple vision goggles on the plane, right?
I remember, yeah, it had like a filter,
so a bit of it goes around your mouth.
Yeah.
It's like a fucking game mask.
Ha ha ha!
Well, I'm just wondering why I haven't thought about it before.
So, where did you get the dice up?
Um, it was Bollocks.
I was born, but I was mouldy.
I was mouldy in the dice factory.
It's like we're not doing things differently. That's too different. That's not different.
That's special. I like you fucking stupid fucking headsets.
Yeah, they're wasted time.
I've never thought of keeping it in the dark.
Yeah, it was a little weird.
They were advertising all the airports for so long and then suddenly...
I didn't even know what they were supposed to do.
I didn't know they were supposed to do that.
You look like you need a dice in your stomach right now.
You've got all the will of trying to speak.
You're shocking your sardine.
Did you ever get bullied by your siblings?
Me?
Yeah.
No.
No?
I was all...
I was all...
I was all sardine.
No.
My girlfriend likes the dice in here.
Oh, that goes in.
I got like a lucky box and yeah, I got it
Typhoon for your hair
I'll put it away then back in the cover those lucky bags are so funny
Some of them are so popular. On the start of the New Year guys you can get like a lucky bag.
And they're just all the trash that the company couldn't sell the last year. They sell it for half price or whatever.
And they have it together in a mystery bag.
They're just ridiculous.
But I went to a shop that's claimed to be the inventor of the lucky bag.
So it's a secondhand jewelry like luxury store
He says he holds the record for selling the most expensive one for a billion yen
and
Of two billion yen worth of stuff
That's $10 million right and
Yeah, yeah
So you took a loss of ten million dollars
It's like all
Louis Vuitton like watches probably ten million dollars worth. Well, it's really sad. He also claimed to be
The only man of his age to have that much hair
This is the most hilarious stuff
He's got 25 acclaims according to himself
Including that thing
The English record of lying
One of them is literally
He can fit his whole fist in his mouth
I used to be able to do that
You can't do it now?
I don't think I can do it anymore
Awwww
I used to be able to do it
I would do it in school and get wiped out
Please stop, please stop.
No class in general.
Can you swallow your whole fist like a sausage?
No.
You can't do that.
There's at least 100 people trying it right now.
There's still a bit of a problem.
Any time in the world you have 100 people swallowing their own fists.
Every night we're going to sleep in and swallow three fists.
I just reckon he's eccentric in the full of exaggerations.
Dishy plays. 25 dollars, thank you.
Threaty type reaper, 10 dollars. Oog.
What's Oog being?
The noise that monkey makes.
Oog.
He's not really a monkey, he's like a caveman.
The average human swallows 8 softens in a year.
That means I'm 12 and a half percent to remind you.
I smaller more than I thought you were.
I know, didn't you say tired after 8 o'clock?
I'm normally the one that falls asleep.
I'm fine.
Can you sleep well last night or no?
Yeah, I do.
Is that the bath bomb?
I have been killed by this week.
Doesn't happen I'm sitting, curling my body.
I like this.
So cool.
Oh my god.
You're quite.
See this bit of your leg doesn't hurt.
That's friends.
Do you stretch it at all?
No.
That really hurts.
Does it really?
No, because you haven't got the clips I'm telling you.
It's not.
I know you told me of disdain for those.
Yeah I know why you don't like the clips.
The clips clearly work.
You can help that muscle by using your other legs, other muscles.
What do you think of Jafar Rob?
Oh be prepared.
Is that the one?
No, it's Scar.
They're both in the ups and downs.
You called us another song, didn't you?
I'm sure you asked.
There's a fit in a song.
One with Yago, surely?
Oh, that's...
Good Lord, does he need a...
...a point of it.
Yeah, it's time, he said, goodbye to Prince...
That's such a good film.
Yeah.
So what's the reason?
Jafar's a pretty good character. I think he's a pretty good bad guy.
Yeah?
He's pretty one-dimensional, but he could be...
I like how he's so obviously evil.
Is he though?
Is he really the bad guy?
He did nothing wrong.
No, I just think the Sultan of Agrabah is a bit of a villain.
And clearly didn't know what he was doing.
Yeah, he didn't you know, it wasn't a regular boo-boo
If your father made from the straight-up for me
What do you have?
But he didn't need to hypnotise him if he was so smart and didn't get his convinced about the wine. No, it's true
Suffering
I like that
Yeah, and Robert Williams is talented.
How am I going to move?
We're going almost.
Oh, you want to go toilet, OK?
I want to go toilet.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No!
He's going to prepare some Chinese dishes in the toilet.
Don't make me laugh.
I'm going to see what you're problem with.
What are you doing?
That's your monkey!
I'll be your monkey!
Oh, sorry.
Oh, my God.
I'm half Chinese through there now.
I'm half Chinese through the man.
China man?
No, I'm not Chinese.
What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
I need to get a toilet.
Oh, I'm not okay.
I don't feel so good.
He's gone bright pink.
Mr Stark?
Mr Stark.
Look at that. Absolute bomb sight.
Ward zone here.
Is this food on the wall?
Suck it in Chinese.
What a discharge.
Good job.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Where are you from?
I'm from China.
What are you from?
I'm from...
No nation.
Oh, no nation?
No.
I'm from Japan.
I'm from Nimbu.
Nimbu?
Yes.
Tohoku.
Ah.
Tohoku.
Tohoku.
Ah.
No.
Thank you.
I'll see you later.
Thank you.
Bye bye.
He's flexing.
He's flexing.
He's flexing.
He's flexing.
It's the world wide they call me.
Sorry flash come.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He's from Tohoku.
China's Tohoku.
Yeah, Rob.
Oh, thank you.
My turn.
Your turn to talk, King.
turn your turn to talk to you five one six one two five there was a pen on the
pillow sorry there's a pen on the floor I need to retrieve an item apparently
Oh, what's left?
Oh, must have slipped down the bucket.
We're moving the bikes till we go.
Huh?
Good eyes, check.
What's slipped out?
Hold up.
OK.
What?
I suppose you can always move down the...
Oh, there's a bit.
It's...
It's...
Yeah, it's very annoying.
Oh good eyes there ever since the monkey fell off they'd be they've been eagle eyes
left left behind doing your job chat well done your services been noted the gold pen
is required actually we get a 1000 we got a few you're right we need to draw the
thing we're gonna get you're gonna do after that then we need a yeah all
All right, wipe though.
Is my hoodie somewhere?
Do you want to sit where?
Snuggle in.
I can't fit next to you after the Chinese meal.
Come on, let's try to go in there.
We're going on a halt.
Uh oh.
We've got 40 Ks here.
I'm evacuating some space.
There we go, deflating sliders.
So we've got a 20 minute drive chat, I'll throw some money while we're...
I like this segment, I've never experienced this before.
Van Gang.
Which one should I rate it, because we could have cycled with that, it'd be quite a bit.
Well we could have skipped lunch, we'd gone there first, built up an appetite.
So what do you mean?
Would you have been willing to skip lunch?
I mean like the delayed lunch.
Let's get some donations. Let's get 5.20.
5.20. This place is great.
Oh, guys, it's a shame we've just eaten.
There's that thing I mentioned. You've got a chapa chapa.
Where'd you get that from? It was the only man over 40.
It's a lot of fun.
Oh, somebody time-fest, huh?
There's broad shoulders back here, guys.
It's nice to be in between two thick boys.
We have real wall-to-wall meat.
Yeah, this is a pure meat.
So meat.
Random chipper chipper.
Well, he's like the candy man.
He just whips out.
And you see.
He just whips the round.
Man, that dodgy watch sales makes it this old chipper town.
Like a snack.
Mmm.
It's going to be all right, Chimchy, for the day.
Chops in a long time.
Which is your favorite one?
Bananas.
What?
Aramunky.
That's not bad. Too sweet for me.
I know it's a chap that coal is the best, obviously.
Coal, huh?
No, clearly.
Owl.
Probably the best candy flavor of all.
Owl.
Time for a donut walk.
It's a chap.
Whoa.
Chubba Chubs are good.
I don't really like lollipops, because I'm not free.
You don't like sweet food that much?
I like affogato, I like tiramisu, I like gelato.
All right, imagine you were just a common man
for just a minute.
Impossible to imagine.
Impossible to envision myself as a common man.
Bring your guns to our level, just for a moment.
And then what would you have?
What candy would you have if you impoverished like the rest of this?
I like Kenby. And also, why do I need to be impoverished, dude, because I like Kenby.
Well, we kind of like Avocado, or what do you mean?
It's just a coffee and a scoop of ice cream.
Who let you down?
It's the Avocado, man.
Okay, to be fair, the best sweets...
Okay, first of all, sour sweets are the best.
Okay.
It's got to be like those rainbow strips.
Ah, yes, yes.
They're all like the strips. There's Righit or...
I don't know what it's called.
You know the red tubes or the white stuff in the middle?
in the middle.
Is it like kind of protection, sugary protection?
Yeah, it looks like rock, but it's more like chewy.
What are those called?
Yeah, I know.
What are those called?
I know.
I know you're talking about that.
I do.
Not red vines.
Red vines just plastic.
Yeah, it's not red vines.
Red vines, twizzlers, they're just plastic.
I know you're talking about that.
Red, licorice, fruit, roll-ups.
High, high wire.
How about now?
They're like, then they come in all different colors.
There's like, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
colors there's like yeah yeah there's stuff inside it's kind of like sugary
crunchy yeah not a tree yeah where I was from yeah it was famous for rock
candy oh you're by the ocean and whales so they should always be rock candy and
that you know I kind of thought for a little time I didn't like candy is what
Candy is kind of tough not that popular
Yeah, it's like do you want candy that is fucking hurts?
Have rock candy. You know what I miss from England the most
Oh, Paul, I mean rollers. No
Rollers of the chocolate caramel. What's Polo? Polo is this a little circle thing? Oh, yeah, there's a good
I like it
Spearman
Spearman is a little sweet, isn't it?
I, I, um
I love Rollos
Yeah
Rollos are good
Did you get your last Rollo? What did you save it?
Oh, that was the ad
That was the ad from before you were born
Oh, really?
Let's give Rollos in, uh, show
No, we don't have Rollos
We have some good ones, uh, we have Capri
which they've recently started selling Japan
But for like 1200 yen, it's absolutely absurd.
It's just regular chocolate, yeah.
I thought they were always like £2.00 or maybe a shilling
in Christmas time, a quarter shilling.
I've just had me quite enjoy the side of the thought.
It's very dangerous.
Yeah, because we're not snake lovers.
So we get to progress.
Sloth the thong.
Sloth the thong?
Why am I the shitter doing that?
Train in this toilet.
You can't say that.
Why can't I say that?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So has you.
They have insurance.
I just paid.
I paid.
I only paid.
Damn.
He was very fast.
Yeah, I was just paying, unfortunately.
Hey, did you guys see the giant drone
on that farm before?
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Yeah.
Do a Drone-A-Thon fly across to me.
That drunker probably picked you up.
Me?
Yeah.
Okay.
He probably could pick up a fever.
Not basic.
Not if not.
Okay, what candy do you like then?
I like mint stuff, so there's a thing called the minties.
What are you trying to brush your teeth?
Well, I like the candy canes at Christmas.
No.
They're the worst candy in all of the business.
Your parents didn't love your by-presence, that's why you don't like it.
You got PTSD from Christmas.
No, they're great.
Cancans, mint teas we have in Australia, which can basically rip your teeth out.
And that's why I like the polar, polar mints.
We have something else called onfellows.
Onfellows.
Yeah, which like, oh that was a long time ago.
They're mints.
And inside they had like some kind of syrupy stuff.
Oh cool.
What about the last one?
Do you have milky ways?
Yeah.
Kit Kat, she's got a little Kit Kat.
I look like the Kit Kat Chunky.
Oh, the thick one.
Or Yorkies were good.
She's not for girls.
That's nice what it is.
They still exist.
Exactly.
I think so.
Do they get rid of the socialistic right thing?
What do you think they did?
What?
Yeah, they used to...
Did you have any of these things, Yorkies?
Oh, no, but I know they are. They're like, way for it, big way for it.
No, it's just chocolate.
What?
Just solid chocolate and then marketing was all, it's not for women.
And I guess that, that surprisingly appeals to a lot of men.
Ha ha ha ha.
Women.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's kind of smart because you're like, why is it not for women?
Must be.
There's literally no reason.
Men like massaging women.
That might taste you.
And they actually, yeah, it's pretty good taste.
Because those are more expensive.
We always had Terry's at Christmas. Terry's chocolate orange?
Oh, that was the best.
The best is when you weren't able to fucking break it for some reason.
You'd be smashing it against everything.
Melt it together or something.
Yeah, Terry's chocolate orange is goaded. Goaded.
Now they've got all these different flavours of it.
Yeah, they've got the rails. They've gone work.
They've gone work.
The mind virus is infected Terry's chocolate lunch.
I did like Terry's before they went work.
It's the man in these flavors like patterns. Just a world nonsense.
But you can, there is some good international candy stores in Japan where you get all sorts
of things.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Which ones?
There's one in Ueno, like near the Amayoko, under the train tracks.
Yeah, it's got loads of stuff.
And even stuff like...
In London, though.
Fishman's, what are they called?
Fishman's friends.
Oh yeah.
In London we have sweet shops, but they're all just money laundering stores.
Are they really?
Yes.
There's so many sweet shops in London that are live.
They're just obviously not making money.
Yeah, this man's been drinking.
Is that alcohol?
No, it's not very good.
Meiji's not good.
Meiji's not good, yeah.
They don't taste good at all.
They bring some stuff in Korea, but it's just the latte.
Well yeah, it's like they're not.
Yeah.
We're going to be being silenced.
We're back.
We're back.
Through the valley.
We'll chat.
We'll get the f*** out of here.
This is why we're in a car.
I remember these gloves.
Yeah.
It's exciting gloves.
Okay.
Did you do it on purpose?
Yeah, he did it.
Can you press the eject button, Paul?
Kick him out.
Oh, are we going on the road later?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Can't be ashamed.
This is kind of nice, though.
Yeah.
We're gonna look at it again.
All they're seeing is our face right now, is there?
And then we have to look at it coming back too.
We really want to show you this place chat, that's why we're getting in the car.
It will be worth it. It looks insane.
And we'll get Manson too, Manson can enjoy it.
Oh yeah, okay, okay.
Oh crap, we left it in the car damn.
They're coming too though, surely?
No, they're not.
Damn it, okay.
That's the guy on the phone.
He's coming there in spirit.
Damn it.
We can get her on the phone, she's a lot smaller.
She's a man.
Normally my eyes aren't that big.
Planning. Wait, are they going to the aquarium?
I love how people like here want a two sentences and they just have this complete conjecture to something.
No, it's not an aquarium.
Good guess though.
Oh, the sails are out there.
The silent rocking of the car.
This looks like a really nice motorcycle though.
I mean, look, the wind's gone.
Well, while we're sitting in the car.
Yeah.
Yeah, the wind looks gone.
But if you look at the grass, I think you might be right.
Yeah, the wind stopped.
Yeah, it's not. They're not flapping about.
We shouldn't be cycling.
Damn.
What could it be?
What's wrong?
I just feel bad that I didn't get to act like that.
I don't know yet.
Should we use your phone?
Yeah, I guess we can use my phone.
What could it be?
It makes Chris happy.
That rules out a lot of things.
There is something that I was hoping...
It's not a good thing to do just right after lunch,
but there is something that I'm willing to sacrifice myself for.
Oh, for a donation?
Yeah.
Well, let's read some of the nation chat. Let's hit 520. We can do it
Barry chopsticks Chris skip lunch once and learn to the lesson. What was the lesson you learned?
What if you ever skip lunch?
Ran, TT, Caroline, Paul are the best.
They're like, uh, you know, they're no
Did you have a to what are the frogs called Fredo for us?
Yeah, they were like the same as those it's a bit caramel inside
Prototype read a thing of the ten that she plays in a 25
What how much money to keep rock looking good power? That's the old one. You could read it again. No
First time donating helping the cause and wishing you guys good luck
the rest of the cycle park, watching the birds as they come out since they're in the US.
They have a hundred dollar nationals on the computer.
Very kind, thank you.
Thank you very much.
I like Gaylord's gay time.
Oh!
Gaylord is the name but it's not that.
It's called a gay time.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's a great ice cream.
There's a gay time.
Is that a gay time?
Yeah.
It's a golden gay time.
Golden gay time.
It's a great game.
Gaylord's gay time.
It's a good ice cream dipped in chocolate, dipped in chocolate crunching.
I don't know why I remember it as a game of the game.
It's got some of the wine, guys.
Let me just tell you what else to offer.
From, eat a sausage again.
I want to wash it again.
They are good though, we also had a bubble or bill, do you have those?
I like that, yeah.
We did a little bubble gum in the hole in the hat.
We got the shop, bubble gum nose, and the cornetto, of course.
Do you have the ice cream that was via Netha?
Yeah.
Luxury birthday ice cream.
How do you get the sense of luxury in the Robhound's home?
How they'll never admit it.
We were rather poor though. That's why I only ever had consoles from a few generations ago.
That's why I'm 29, but I'm familiar with all the old games.
That's the story I tell.
That's my cover story.
I got a... My first console was a SNES from my cousin and my mum.
I just had this like inclination that was evil or something and it was like
Conch should not be playing this and took it away from me.
Oh really?
Oh he was very sad.
Did you have it?
And then I got a hand me down and turned to 64.
So that was your first one you could actually play?
And then they took that from me too.
Ah, okay.
I could have played it too much.
Look at you now.
Ah then...
I was addicted to Mario Party, you know what I mean?
It was very good.
It was Mario Party 2 specifically, because they had that 100 minigame challenge.
Oh.
and Mario Party 2 and you'd go along the map trying to do the minigames with the NPCs
at all like criminal level.
You're so easy.
You're a perfect guy.
Oh yeah, I remember.
I was a gold knight.
You remember the Farsight gun?
Yeah, he shot through the wall.
Perfect that was like the sequel to the gold knight.
It was all the best to get some gold knight bowed up to 11.
And then each gun, that's when they introduced like different reloading time for your animations.
Every color the secondary function yeah, and a laptop a laptop go throw a laptop and you might turn to a turret
And then they had different
Six minutes away chat from our destination I
Tried to we mum mum
They're sitting really like this playing video games at my sister. We try to play doom
Oh, no, my brother was like look it's fine
You just shoot a big rocket and then they kind of disappear the monsters
I was like, yeah, but look, there's also a chainsaw.
And there's like a, it was pretty pixelated,
but my mom was like, take it away.
So we couldn't play Doom for a while.
GTA was okay there when it came out.
Really?
Well, it looked like a driving game.
That was the way.
Well, so my mom occasionally like hear things.
And I was like, GTA was always the one.
You're not playing.
Grand Theft Auto, aren't you?
I was like, no.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Just GTA.
The first one you played, by city.
GTA?
Yes.
You didn't play 3D, did you?
I've not really played a GTA.
I bought 5 and I just kept trying to break into the military base and steal the jet.
And that's all I did.
That's all I've ever done with a GTA.
I mean, it would be fun to steal a jet in real life if you could get away with it.
I wish they would make a GTA in Japan though.
That would be so good.
It's pretty hard to do because of cultural consequence.
Within the three you walk past someone. They're like my mother's my sister
Every hat for a different company like a company from a different country make those kind of jokes in
I've played all
Right now there's the first 3d ones pretty on the radio list. Yeah
And what was it?
I
They could do a full Japan map that would be cool, but they probably wouldn't make every road which is off.
Well that's what I'm saying, that if you're so good until like they start making...
Because they laugh at themselves a lot, like it's like...
I think My City is my favourite.
Oh yeah?
It's the 80s music driving around like a night, and then the other lights flying the plane.
There's only one place in GDFU, it's called like the Doge.
It was like, you could stick off in it, it was like, go one meter underneath, up and down.
It was like a kite almost.
It's like, use cheat codes to build a flight.
Yeah.
And then by city you could just get in a helicopter or what?
What was the one way you could, like, unlock the taxi?
You
Yeah, it's insane because otherwise it's just towards traffic, right
Let's get there faster then we can go.
Do we get no wind if we do that?
I think so. Cycling backwards.
I've got to have fun real quick.
Speed suggested.
I don't feel so good.
Still?
You've got to digest that.
I'm feeling great.
I don't feel something, Mr. Starr.
Stay with me.
Stay with me, God.
Rob hurt me.
I didn't know anything by the way. I was just angry.
What do you think of my selection?
It was a varied. Rob's real voice.
What was the game? What was the game? What was the bad?
It was Rob's real voice.
I thought that... I think the...
...Eddie Mayer was a bit of a Japanese dish.
I love Eddie Mayer.
In the...
...in China it wouldn't be anything like that.
Why is that voice crying? Heal him boys.
Heal him boys.
Oh, it's gonna be the audio.
I'm a real boy.
Yeah, I'm a real boy.
$100, we love charity.
No, thank you Patsy.
Now, Mute, first time donating, helping the cause,
wishing you guys luck on the rest of the cycle,
watching the monster come out since I'm in the US.
Thank you.
The sun is like shining on me on this dollar.
It's like, it's been illuminated, it's lightened my eyes.
The star wasn't so moon-like.
It's so moon-like.
The sun is so bright.
Shining on the other side of the window.
It's so moon-like.
That's so, that's so.
That's so funny.
Glowing natural brain rolls.
Oh, amazing.
Oh, we should just do a cycle like this.
I know. I think, you know, I do think there is something to be said for having a segment of,
well, we just head lunch, but you know, traveling like this.
What we should do is we should like have someone speeding in a car next to us,
um, and we hold onto the car.
We're gonna cycle this.
Look at that.
Don't look at it now.
Why does it feel like we're trying to distract today?
Look at that.
Oh, it's slings.
That does look so nice.
We'll get to experience it two more times.
You can eat.
I can't cycle, man.
We have an hour of babbling around.
I spilled Chinese food on me.
You've spilled food on you every single day I've been here.
Okay, that's not true.
Today's Chinese food yesterday was coffee whatever that one
My knees from eating Chinese food. Yeah, they're broke my knees
The
I have a 516. Let's get to before we leave using 520. I believe.
He's got food poisoning straight to the D.
The real sick out is shutting in.
Do they still have it? Yes, it looks like this.
What?
You see that vending machine on the left?
Yeah.
Can you read that from here?
Hamburger.
Yes.
Oh no.
Oh, yeah
How many dollars to get a vending machine yeah, I think if we get 520 you can do it
He heard me
Yeah. Time for the big reveal.
I'll just wait here. I'll wait here.
Welcome.
It is a 1960s retro museum.
Yay! Retro shop.
King Egg Storm Search, the name of the 106.
520, Rob's gonna eat a burger.
I didn't know there was one in New York, there's one in Izuakumatsu, there's a shima.
Why are they close so early though?
Well they were in two days week.
What do you reckon?
Oh bro.
Look at that, this one's got garnish, look at that.
Oh I see the microwave is next to it.
wave is next to it. Yeah. So you get it and then you microwave it. Oh dude. Look at this
one, it's got parsley on it. It's called a cheeseburger. This is a teriyaki burger,
a pizza burger. Wow. 520K before we leave. I'll sample the delicacies of Western Niigata.
We've got the mixed food, Oden.
Oden, yeah.
Well, the app there is sweet potato.
These are all hot.
Oh, I'd say you have to be a little bit hot.
Yeah, it's a hot sweet potato vending machine.
Hey, they've got a little bottle of you and the Chinese
restaurant here.
It's amazing.
Suffering on the table.
It's blacko, being the 25.
Feel it in the 200s.
You can taste it already.
Oh.
Go inside.
It's probably a good place to eat.
Oh, they've also got this thing where you can try to win a prize
and you get a discount on some candy.
That's what I was saying.
Oh, wow. They've got the OG Coke in there.
Over here you go.
Come on in.
Welcome to my store.
We need to buy a ticket, don't we?
Yeah, we do.
Rob, you'll be the rest of Cyclothon on this.
Just tie it up and look at this trailer bike behind it.
Look at that.
Oh sorry.
It's the Rubberbill.
It's got a chain though.
Oh yeah?
What is that for?
It's...
Oh wow, they've got a massive label on the thing.
Look at this.
Oh, they got the grave of the Fireflies candy.
Oh, wow.
Except Demon's Flavor.
The grave of the Fireflies of the Demon's Flavor.
Yeah.
Do I need to...
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
This is what I had last time, I don't remember.
What are they?
John.
John.
What is that?
Is that from the 1960s?
Ultraman.
Ultraman.
It's called Master.
It's called Master.
Oh, that's true.
Oh, there's a nun.
Hello.
I forgot my iPad.
You're on the phone.
It's Christmas Eve too.
Look at this little guy.
He's waving.
Yeah, there's a cool section I think you're gonna like.
Wait, I wanna see, we were gonna get you on the phone first.
Okay, okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.
There's a little guy going out, he's gone for it.
I think over here, like, uh, uh, home?
Yeah, cause I forgot the iPad and the other car.
Uh...
I fucked up.
Uh, I'm tired?
You are tired, it's higher all size.
What?
We'll get you on the phone now, and I'll look it.
But, excuse me, what?
I real like my size real
But there we go. I still looks good. Yeah
Yeah, you look good self look at this
I
Look at this game this game is sick. I want this
They got like the punch the punch it again. I'll pull it. It's like your camera, mate
Loads of Super Sentai
Loads of Super Sentai stuff
Oh my god, they have Amazon down there too!
There's another Amazon down there!
Oh yeah, look at that.
Oh my god, they have the Pottery!
Ahhhh, boy crazy!
Is my mic in my mic?
Oh no, no, no, it's okay.
It should be probably...
I can hold the mic next to your mouse.
Rob's here.
Hey!
I can hold it like this.
Oh, actually I have a thing on the back. Is that a magnet? Oh, there you go.
You're a beauty.
You're a real magnet.
You're a fool too, so...
Oh, look at the microphone on the magnet. Oh, that's cute.
That's cute.
Very cute.
Dude, let's look around.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, let's go go.
Whoa.
Wow.
Look at this like old jukebox.
Is it jukebox?
Yeah.
That's very cool.
Look at these old camcorders too.
It pulls camera.
Oh my god.
Oh, the dog.
Yeah.
I'm not part of the exhibition as old as I am.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's a cocoa.
Oh, a loop and original soundtrack.
Oh, wow.
That's cool.
That's really cool.
Oh, they've got this thing.
And you can take one.
I can drink an ancient coke.
That's 200 yen, so it's fine.
What is this thing?
They've got one of these in the counter.
What is this?
or it's not working. You turn it on and it drives forward and you go
and you can dodge out of cars. You can go faster and slower.
Oh cool. Yeah it's fantastic.
I had one when I was a teenager.
Old school people. Could that be? Oh wow.
No, no, not real.
Yeah some of these things are a bit aged.
Is there any connection between Ultraman and Super Sentai?
I mean it's all Popusatsu, but I just never really got into Ultraman.
I appreciate Ultraman, but I just never really got into Ultraman.
What is this?
Oh, is that fighting Mike Tyson or something?
I guess you can like dodge. Oh, that's cool
Yeah, I didn't know I guess I guess they dodge like this
What you saw machine like batteries or something probably
I guess I didn't know how it was. Oh, maybe it's like air
Probably batches
Oh wow.
Wow.
Common right as a jinko.
Whoa.
Hey, I'm taking it home.
Rising rush.
Can you play?
I think so.
Max bet?
Okay.
Oh, we're betting.
It's common right as a black.
Oh, sorry.
I'm a move.
I'm showing my move.
I didn't get anything.
Oh come on man. Oh I got something. Come on, I just want to get animation. I'm better
I'll get it I'll get it I'm sure like some kind of animation will play well I
I got something. What is the black thing? What's that?
It's the logo.
Oh, okay.
It's... it's... it's... I'm an American addict.
It works. It's... it's... it's gonna take a while.
Oh.
It's not... it's not...
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
People would have got it already.
Yeah.
Aww.
Rob's gambling.
Yeah.
I'm just playing Scrooge and Sloth.
Oh!
Oh, you did it!
Rising Rush.
Level 1.
Oh, oh, okay.
I'm fighting.
Oh, wow!
Oh wait, this is big.
I have to like gamble to beat him.
That was my punch.
Rising points, 40.
Oh, I hit a triple.
Is that something?
What am I doing?
I'm beating this fucking thing out.
Can I bat more?
Oh, I see an order there.
Oh, crap.
I saw that.
The numbers pop up in the order.
one two three they want me to gamble in an orderly manner
okay
Dude, what am I even doing?
Now he's on a bike. What is going on?
Hey, but what's going on? Like, why am I just gambling?
That's how you fight.
That's how you fight.
Oh my god.
Whoa.
Whoa.
There's like a different screen that's flashing.
Oh my god.
Look at this.
I'm so good at gambling.
I want a bunch of money I want more you gambling is so fun when you're winning
oh oh look at the old button what happened oh oh new scene I don't know
What the fuck is going on?
This is crazy!
What is this?
It's winning more money for charity.
It's all going to the union divisions.
But all the gambling money is here.
I mean, it's everybody's money.
We're doubling it.
Something's going up on the right-hand side.
I wonder if people don't shoot.
People don't stop gambling on here.
What the shit?
We keep getting triple again.
How come they don't have gambling machines like this
That you were
What's going on let's fight it's gone forever. I want to stop damn seven more to go
see the top left is the last 7
that was his last 6
he's ridiculous
this bonus goes forever
this is the most insane bonus
last one
last one
if the government ever wants to get rid of weeps
Oh my god, I pressed a big button. Oh my god. No, I got 20 more. No, I don't want to play 20 more.
No. No, I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I'll continue the mission. I'm done.
You can play. You can play home. I don't want to keep gambling.
You've got to keep doubling.
No.
God, how could you?
Look at this.
Keep doubling.
There's another one that's...
I don't know what this one is.
A rider. Is this a rider as well?
Oh my God.
What's this?
What is this machine?
What is this?
How do I get it in there?
I don't know who this is.
What is this?
Do you know what this is?
Oh, I got one in there. I got one in there. Oh, okay.
I got three and I also got a okay I know what is this what is happening what is this
This is crazy.
Okay, this is kind of weird.
Oh wow.
It would be original, but it wasn't like, as born.
Old games?
What is this?
I don't know, is this, Epoch TV cassette vision?
oh my
yeah i don't know how to use that one we've got a disneyland uh kind of like
lg pinball
okay i didn't do a very good job there
Oh, yo, check this out, though.
Okay.
But I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know, it's just a shoot.
Wow.
You know, I'm just gonna have something around the job myself.
Let's get the... this is an off-star.
I put it in there too tight?
How do I put it in there too tight?
Okay, maths. Walk in.
Broke it, broke it.
Yeah, I put it in too tight.
Broke it.
Where am I aiming at?
Take the gun.
This is like first person shooter on the webcam, it's so funny.
Hold on, I didn't cock it.
I got him.
Good shot, man.
Oh my god dude I had this as a kid this is my favorite of the kid dude I played
no shit out of this. It's like Master Chat. You've never seen this one before?
Yes you'd start here right? You'd start here and then you've got to like get it all the
way over. I forgot how this one is. Oh yeah, okay, so you do like this. You get the ball
all the way. Oh fuck.
Yeah.
Oh fuck sake. This is hard.
Oh fuck sake, this is hard!
This is so difficult, I'm going to try and play it.
This is the best part.
Oh fuck, this is hard.
Jesus, man, he's lost.
shit it
hold me back
it threw me on the table
so then
i lost
Oh yeah, that's right, it's like...
I was just letting me through your finger because you saw it.
Oh, this thing? So you go on like this, right?
And then you do... I don't know what you're talking about. You like this?
Oh, shit, this is tough, too. You can't see that's fine, don't worry.
This one you have to like... Bounce it like this.
Oh my god, it's tough, man. Dude, I love this.
You did it!
Stop, stop, stop!
Oh, did it, okay.
Then you gotta get it through this maze, I guess.
Without going down the other side.
I didn't have a child to game with.
Okay, then this is the hard one too.
But normally, when I play with my brothers, you can restart.
Do you play this game?
I did.
Is that mouse trap?
Yeah!
And then you gotta...
Oh!
To my force.
The mouse is looking at the floor right now?
Yeah.
I can't see nothing!
I got you.
Damn.
You need a gear.
Thanks!
This is the monkey paw.
I still can't get it.
Where is it?
I lost it.
I've never seen this game before, mate.
Really?
I lost it.
We're watching that cognitive decline.
Aging man.
I don't know where it is.
Oh my god, it's back at the start.
Okay, I see it.
Here we go.
Fuck, where is it now?
It's a string, guys.
It's hanging out.
We're gonna be at all on that.
This is why they had the closing time on this one.
Oh, there we go, there we go.
Okay, I got it, there we go.
Oh!
Okay, so you get it on there.
You're supposed to do the timer as well, but...
Yeah, there's a... Oh, yeah, the...
Oh, that.
Yeah, you got that.
Okay, it's just failing.
And then when you finally get it, you just go over.
Hey, this is the original jump over it.
Getting over it.
That was the original, dude.
He's a jump king.
This is Oz, 10 seconds ago.
Oh, it's a hand-powered one.
Oh, for...
What's this one?
Oh, whoa, it's okay.
Whoa.
Whoa, I've never seen that.
Is he supposed to...
Whoa!
Whoa, wait, that's so sick.
This is crazy.
Wait, that one's awesome.
What does this one do?
Nothing.
Oh, that's your fake radar.
That's sick.
That's cool.
That's a cool toy.
That's awesome.
Look at that.
What a love that is a kid.
One time, and that's it.
One time, every day.
Yes.
Every day.
I play with that every day.
You land the helicopter?
Yeah, look at him go.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
It's not looking good, Rob.
I've got this.
Oh, we're pretty good landing.
Look at that.
I thought it was like you'd press it.
you get it if you push it into it and put it into it like, into it clicks
there you go
ok, now you can just
suck
kinda breaks 60 year old door in 4.2 seconds
that's so cool though, like what a fun toy
let's bring it down slowly boys
ok
ok, I was
in the drink
right
It's cool.
Oh, it's very cute.
Beer?
That TV's ancient.
That's what Smash Brothers players will tell you, like, it's the best.
That song.
Does anybody see the moment TV?
It looks pretty good, to be honest.
Then we got a little shogi board here.
And then over here, is this really old man and old chair.
This is an old man and old chair.
This is an 80s massage chair. It's very, very good.
Oh, really?
Is it working?
Yes, I'm doing it if I train it.
Let's go to the 80s music.
Really?
Yes.
And look at this.
I'm surprised how everything works here.
I
Played one of these
Really I
Have one of these I wouldn't use it there cuz you know
Yeah, this though, oh it's a harmonic
You don't want to pick it up?
I'm more than going to tear it in two.
Do you know how to play this one now?
I choose everything since...
Really?
What's going to buzz?
No.
It's more than me.
Thank you.
Wow, look at this giant abacus.
Time to count the donations.
How many donations have we had?
Alright, teach your mouse. Take it away.
I want to learn abacus. I want to learn that.
He was your lesson.
I want to see if you can learn anything from me.
All right, lesson. Tell us what are we learning today, mouse?
I'm teaching you how to say conio.
Conio?
Yes.
This is guy bullying me in the class.
No!
Oh no, the class bully.
You stink.
I'm here to teach you guys that just because you're short that doesn't mean you can't do anything in life.
Okay, I don't think it supplies to me.
That short people are superior to tall people.
Really?
Yes.
Does it supply to me? I don't think I've been in that category.
Oh.
Oh?
Oh.
Oh?
Yeah, here you go. I hear you die.
Oh. Am I short? Miss?
Of course!
What? I'm not short!
You're 5 for 5, right?
No, I'm not 5 for 5.
What are you, 5 for 6?
5 for 9.
5 for 9?
Yes.
What are you doing? Why are you looking around like that?
That's short.
That's short.
It's not short. It's average male height.
Average male height is...
This class stinks. I'm leaving.
You're one inch below average male height.
I'm leaving. I'm leaving you here, Miss.
This sucks.
Come on, please!
No. This lesson sucks.
Please!
I challenge you to a duel.
To a duel.
Let's say you now, huh?
Nope.
Big spelt.
Oh, yo.
No, 19.2.
Oh, yeah, the long.
Alright, Ma, should you take this side? I'll take the other side, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
What is it?
It's Pong.
Oh, Pong.
Good job. Good job.
Okay, you need to shoot first.
You need to shoot, Mouse.
I'm trying my best.
Oh, shit.
Oh god.
Wait, this machine is so cool.
Yeah, it's like a magnet.
No, it's like physical.
Oh god, the flashlights.
You're getting rolled.
Why am I so bad?
You suck at this mouse.
You suck at this.
Oh, I wanted to get a perfect game.
Mouse, you suck at this.
I'm trying my best, I'm sorry.
You're washed.
You should never get an Australian man to be your taxi.
He's in his gloves, I'll steal them.
Oh, they're going to class it.
Oh, enough of these.
I brought them out already.
You ready?
Do you have one of the small ones?
The whole one.
Hold on, they're competing.
We got to see.
That's Chris.
That competing we go see that's Chris
Give us the the commentary mass
This is not a child
Okay, Rob's winning O2
Yeah
easy way easier. Oh cocky. This is really bad at this. I've done it several times
best time. Yeah, you can't win a game of puns. I'm too busy thinking of great books.
Andy is threatening me with such a great idea. Ooh, the classic fade away. I swear that
size is more difficult. No. You just didn't move from here. It helps if you move. That's
I love the sounds it makes Rob come on man what is this
The angels they confused me.
You're not going to be the same.
Oh!
Yeah, there's like actual physical blocks.
Yeah, it's really cool.
Let me get... hold on, let me get those there and show you.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah, I think it's Magnum.
What is that?
Wow, you lost.
Look at the face of the loser map.
Look at the face of the loser map.
built anything in the 1980s. This is like new I'm pretty sure.
This game works perfect.
That was a lot of slackers on the Z.
Yeah we do. The series of nice stuff is really cool though.
It's cool. It's not as good as the one in Tuck-A-Hammer.
Why? The one in Tuck-A-Hammer is like 20 times slower.
It's not cool though.
I mean I love it, I love, just how this, it's weird isn't it, we don't have this sort of thing in the UK where we like, revere a certain era, the short era, he's like the reign of the short emperor, right, particularly from like, 1930 to 1989.
But really, most of the stuff is from like, the 70s to the 80s.
But we don't have it in the UK, do we?
No.
And Welsh is in, we don't celebrate...
We do?
We do.
Yeah.
Should we or should we not?
But I'd say it was a time when Japan was very happy and happily excited about the future
and then the 90s happened and well, I technically say fondly on what happened next.
I'm just curious how much works here.
Yeah, everything's still in work and all that.
I mean Japan was really, it was creative zenith.
of the film posters, all the everything. It's sort of sad because I would love to have been in Japan
about the late 70s, early 80s. Yeah, really cool. You know, pretty epic. That was pretty good, wasn't it?
Let's go look at the Super Sentai stuff again.
To be right, man. To be right, man.
I'm just going to put the phone in the wall.
My Haitian's proof is in someone's blood.
Maybe there's a...
It's a museum. You can't buy it.
No, go back.
Now society can't buy it.
Yeah, it's a little...
Let's go watch for this.
Like, this one's really cool too. Look at this.
Look at this, like, little...
I think a tire? Like, sorry.
Oh, you're punching a man, sorry.
Hey, flip me around for the last second.
There's a game you can learn.
Oh my god! Oh my god, the Brawl Riders!
This is so cool!
Actually, I want one of these.
Oh wow, not!
Cool, we got a little monster guys too.
Oh, oh.
Oh, that's one of the guys you fought in the machine.
Yeah.
Wait, can you look down?
Wow.
Oh my god, they have a fucking mask.
They have a soap bomb's mask, writer.
Action figures that is crazy.
It's starting to fall.
Oh, and so a little bit of context for you.
Back in the 90s, when they made Power Rangers, once upon a time, they made a mass writer show.
But it didn't survive at all, it lasted like a few episodes.
Because it had casted three figures in a piece of shit.
But that was like the beginning of time until much, much later, they adapted mass writers.
Then they adapted them to American movies.
and they called him best writer and it was
we most current day of controversy
it's signed by someone too
that is great
it's like uh it's like
they got loads of really cool things
that might strong
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, it is
I don't know
Yeah
Yeah
Yes
Still very popular in Japan the songs are always silent
Don't you
Popeyes dynamite music machine
No, I don't touch
I don't want to be responsible.
Hey, this lighters.
The lighters are 400 yen.
We got a popcorn machine.
We got butter, caramel, and...
Who's this she?
I wonder who makes the stock for these, you know?
The cola always looks good in these, normally it's just, uh...
You get like the bottle, you actually get to drink it.
You got fented to. High C.
What's high C?
What is high C? Oh, high C!
What is it?
A bottle?
What is it?
It was like a drink.
Orange.
It's a orange drink.
I wish I had money. I don't have any money. I think Navi's got all my money.
I'll ask, what was one of you raised? Do I have a friend who's holding a mouse the whole time?
We're at 516, nearly 517.
I'm going to be selling for the hamburger.
Two, five, 20.
Oh, five.
We're a little ways off.
Oh.
Folding mouse is heavy work, guys.
Wait, now we should be able to see that.
I'm sorry, Wally. I've got a diet.
No, you don't need that. Keep tuning again.
Uh, hold on.
Which drink should I get, mouse?
Uh...
Are you good to go?
Oh, yeah, sure, yeah.
Okay.
You should try the high seat.
Okay, I'm getting a high seat.
It's okay for me, it's okay, there you go.
All right.
Wow, I love this.
Yeah, it's a little low.
Oh, it's got like the pulp on the bottom too.
Oh, it really is loose.
Hmm?
Are you gonna hold me up, please?
You're gonna drink that?
No.
What?
I don't know.
I'm getting a high C.
Well, yeah, why not?
All good.
Yeah, we'll show this one.
Can you hold this for a sec?
How you doing?
Hi, I'm dead, how are you?
Nath kid.
Let's try it.
Nath kid me.
Hi mom.
What's up mom?
What's up mom?
It's showing your head.
It says you're going to die.
I'm trying to get it.
It says it's Nath kid.
How do you speak?
There you go.
Let's see.
How do you do?
Sleazy dog.
Sleazy dog, let's show him.
What did you think?
Not bad actually.
Quite quiet.
It's just sweet.
Flat orange.
You can still bite now, can't you?
It tastes like phantom and not carbonated.
Yeah.
It has a bit of a seabed, that's the idea.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a nice seabed.
It's a fake jaw structure.
No, it's your turn.
Your turn.
After you.
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, go, go, go.
Oh, I've got a question here.
Oh, that's not me.
No.
That's called a sex...
Look at the...
Can't find some of that.
That's the real monkey.
That's me in midnight.
That's without makeup on.
Don't mind for that.
Here are some of the old niggies.
Some of the Godzilla posters.
Oh, that's me.
Yeah, they've got them stored really well. I hope they don't get some damage from the front door.
It doesn't look like it's a UV covering.
Still really cool though. Alright, well then.
That's the Rexxer Museum.
Well, thanks for taking me to the Rex on the road.
I'm such a star for Chinese food.
But you ate a lot.
I did.
Can you tell Chris don't have to order that much food?
What?
He ordered too much food for me.
Which one of that? The microwave sandwiches.
Which one do you get here?
The garlic mayonnaise one.
It looks pretty rancid.
Don't know why I ate every vending machine for four months.
The rat sunrise vending machine car.
We should cycle there and try everything on the stream.
I'd see him at his new video, yeah.
Is that in the Hattie Oddy or something?
Yes, yes.
I haven't been there.
That was a good video.
It got like 8 billion views.
And every day, like 2 years after that video, people would be like,
Oh, that video, we've been to machines and promise.
Okay.
That video defined us for a year.
Really?
Right, shall we?
I won't forgive you, mate.
You won't sit on the bench.
I'm just walking around.
Am I eating a burger or no?
We didn't reach 520, Rob.
Rob do I buy one and then if we reach the thing or do we just run do I am I safe
You're safe. I mean they got to hit goals and this stuff isn't it?
That's true, okay that's true.
Because there has to be consequences.
You're right.
Place to run.
Place to run.
No fun.
No fun but it's for the father he is.
Aye, no fun Rob.
That was a really cool place though.
Yeah that was cool.
What?
It was a microwave tambourine you could get from a vending machine.
With cheese and all.
Yeah.
Granny doesn't have to pay for it.
Yeah.
Well he didn't reach 5.20.
Unless we hit it before we leave this car far
Unlikely
It's for us
For people we don't have a booster seat
The booster seat for mouse
We don't...
Strap it to the roof.
You wanna go to the roof?
What?
Yeah.
You wanna put me on the roof?
It's hard.
Look, I'm not fumbling your ass.
You are fumbling your ass.
Looking for the seat there.
Okay, I wouldn't say no either.
It's really hard to find that one.
Uhhh.
Nooo.
You're suffering.
I'm suffering. The Chinese meal mouse is too much.
It's gonna be okay. You'll cycle it all.
Fuck.
You'll cycle it all.
You'll cycle off and I'll be like, you didn't need anything at all.
And then they'll all come and you'll eat a ton.
And then you'll message me and you'll be like,
I ate too much anger.
It was Chris's fault.
It was Chris's fault, yes, I know.
How can I make this mistake?
Chris, Chris.
I'm mad at you.
I almost do.
And I was like, is there a mistake if it happens every day?
Yes.
Yes.
It's an even bigger mistake.
You're showing my full file.
Oh, sorry.
There's cinnamon rolls.
Let me spend the money on them.
That's good.
Everybody can see that.
Now, I'm supposed to have bought these cinnamon rolls.
They're like fly around.
They're like fly around.
They're like fly around.
Did you commission these or did you actually figure it out?
It's a discord.
Wow.
And I spent a lot of real money on it.
It cost me $20.
That's the best $20.
$20.
I'm surprised you choose a non-winning character.
Yeah, I mean, the Chimp Cat is more popular.
What?
Trigger Cat won the Sanrio Awards.
Stop, stop, I'm wasting my shit.
Whoa!
Hey, hey, hey,
Trick or Cat 1, there's some respect on that now.
Bro, let me tell you something.
People all over the world are told that
every, like, 10 years is war forcing.
And did that not result in a dummy?
Well, I'm sorry, I was a little...
I was a little preoccupied and I couldn't dummy.
Alright, you don't have to donate.
I'll just face back.
Trick or Cat, it's all up to you.
No, no, that's not what I'm looking for.
It's like that.
You're looking for all so much that they spent all their money on Cinerol stuff.
Okay, that actually could be the reason.
We're 517 now.
You know, it's hard.
Where do you see when you go to a San Luis?
Cinerol.
Well, look at all this choco cap.
And then no Cinerol because everybody bought it all.
Because everybody loves it.
And then everything, just everything, all Chococats do there.
And a corn.
In a corner. In a box under the counter.
What do you think Chris's favorite Sanrio character would be?
Oh, Chris even knows a single one.
Yeah, how do you think it would be? I think it would be Gudetama.
Gudetama.
Gudetama.
Gudetama.
You do think Gudetama very well?
I think you want to be a hankyodon
I think you want to be a hankyodon
hankyodon?
hankyodon
hankyodon
hankyodon
you don't know hankyodon?
hankyodon
can you pick the fish?
the goofy fish guy
oh
can you get a picture of it up?
I'm going to see your reaction to it
you don't want hankyodon
Hang your dog.
I want to send you picture on the map.
Hang your dog.
Hahaha.
So, see what you're saying.
Hang your dog.
Hang your dog.
That's incredible.
Cinderella has been around for 70 years or something.
I just said that.
Good, good.
That's, I feel like, I feel like a superman.
That's, that's.
And that's hang your dog.
Yeah.
Do you like him?
Do you think he's cute?
He's like a duck.
You're fucked by a fish.
Hehehehe
Okay, so not that one.
What do you say?
I
What
Not work for me.
He's a penguin.
Look at him.
Where?
He's a penguin.
But not another black penguin, the blue one.
Oh, yeah, he's cool.
So you like him, took you there, Sam?
What a character.
Yes.
He's my favourite, Sammy, I can't.
Fuck off.
He looks like an award-winning author.
Yeah, he does look pretty good.
He looks like a spy.
Well, the hat's the hat's kind of funky.
Yeah, the hat is funky.
Give me some of the bait.
Oh, wait!
Are you dating a kid or something?
I know.
Who?
I know, I know, Oscar is his favorite.
Is that okay?
Okay.
It's Kiwi Return.
So, uh, it's Kiwi Return.
Kiwi Return is a pain.
So, what's Kiwi Return?
This is a slice of salmon.
Okay.
That's a slice of salmon.
Can I see?
Huh!
I said you'll be here.
What magicians is that?
It's T.D. Mechan.
Yeah.
I don't have ideas that day, do you?
Yeah, it is.
It's hot there.
It's...
What do you have for breakfast?
I'll sat, grilled, salmon.
That'll be...
He's a very long head.
Yeah, they didn't really give that a go, Matt, did they?
That's a real character, I'm not making it up.
I know, but that's the problem.
That's the problem.
I didn't think there was any sound in the captain's voice.
Where are they all going?
Where are they off?
Where are they peering?
That's a motion vice.
They have a little cartoon here and there I think.
It's like Pokemon but not as good.
They collab with absolutely anyone and everyone.
All the time.
Half of the things I see are Sanrio.
It's incredible.
Sanrio attack on Titan.
It's Henry of Summit.
Hell yeah.
It's Henry of Fort.
It's kind of crazy.
I'd just make a drawer attack.
It'd be like, right, who wants to use it?
Money, please.
Yeah.
It's kind of impressive.
That's how it works.
I guess that's kind of how it works.
What's your drawer in?
It's Sanrio Tanks.
We're in Tanks.
In Challenge of the Day.
What would yours look like?
What would it be?
What would be the inspiration like?
Tangersam.
Tangersam.
That'd be a hawk crust.
That'd be a cornet's hawk crust.
The dinosaurs using their robbing sausage.
What?
You see robbing the sausage?
Oh yeah, I saw it. It's all over the internet.
Can I be remembered for cycling way faster than you guys
instead of swallowing a sausage?
No, way better.
Holy, you swallowed the sausage on camera.
You know, we also just had sex when you did it.
Your reaction was pretty funny.
Oh, no. That sausage was a Samy A character.
It's my turn to collapse.
The sausage, you piece of shit.
Do you like common ride or curse?
No.
You've heard of like powering and screwing up?
Yeah, that's right.
Why?
Yeah.
Why? Why is it a lie?
Yeah, if I'm a little bit...
People waking me.
Maybe not dinosaurs or what it was.
It's a bit cheap though, power angels.
Cheap.
But they're $140 to make an episode.
It's pretty sloppy.
Yeah, well you can figure out that now.
Chris said it looks a bit cheap.
I'm the Super Sentaii Comorator.
Power Rangers.
Power Rangers? Well I mean, Power Rangers is Super Sentaii.
Yeah, I mean, I guess Power Rangers isn't like the thing you would watch as a go-go power ranger.
We're gonna take a bomb and do a salary.
We're gonna take the footage from the original horse material.
You can have a weird idea for a shell, right? Like, just cut off.
Yeah, it's like if you wear suits and they combine then they make a dinosaur robot thing, right?
Yeah, I guess
They felt like the like
They felt like Americans like wouldn't understand like all like the nuance and like the cultural stuff
And that's why they like they only kept like the suit footage and then they made their own show
Do that probably
Also, the fact that like Super Sentai like each
Each season is a different team, and they felt like American audiences wouldn't like that.
Oh, is it like Kamen Rider, where it changes every time?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Do you know your culture, I'm else?
Do you know your stuff?
What?
You don't know anything about culture.
What culture stuff?
I've been addicted to the Tokusatsu for a year, it's just like my name.
That's pretty cool.
What the heck?
Have you seen the Rebot Wars?
I don't know about that.
What about Wars?
Yeah, I've never done it.
Oh, you'd watch that.
Good to say that, because he was on that.
What's that?
Brent's the biggest TV show in four years.
Was it really?
Well, it was up there.
Okay, wow, really, really good enough.
People built amateur robots and had fights with them.
Yeah, I mean, it was cool as shit when you were a kid.
I was just like, oh man, these people, they're smart, they made something pretty cool, but
it's just a break-it.
Yeah, I think my dad took all my savings and built a robot and smashed it to bits on television.
And, uh, yeah, that was all my, all my inheritance gone off, I've been a little slow, then it
got flamed in.
So a big robot, a bigger robot picked up our robot, flamed in like a fucking flame off.
We did a bit of television.
The one on the sides when you heard the ring or something.
There's the boxes, right?
The box is right.
There's a house robot called Sir Kill-a-Loth.
A robot so powerful and so bold.
He's in the Epstein files.
He's a lord. Lord Sir Kill-a-Loth.
Stupid guy.
Robot.
What was the robot doing in the files?
He was serving the drinks.
He's a well connected robot.
I'm just bitter because it destroyed our robot.
It's pretty unfair.
If you win too much, right?
When people that built the robots, it was like they're pocket money and duct tape that
they built robots.
If not thousands of pounds, they put them into battle and they fought each other and
never ended that badly because everyone's robots were shit.
And then the BBC had their own house robots, which they spent like $20,000 per robot on.
And they were like indestructible, a bit like Flamethrowers in fucking chainsaws.
Drill them up at that time.
And they just destroyed our robot.
Over and over, in like four different series, they picked it up and just flame-raced it.
I think my dad must have pissed off the BBC people somehow.
Chris is still traumatic.
I'm traumatic.
He is.
He is traumatic.
He needs a therapist.
I'm showing the BBC. I've tried the Rayboy in there.
I'm showing them.
We're not having that Rayboy.
I don't know.
He dismantled it.
Big X is a good idea.
That's called Rayboy. It's called Killer Tron.
Killer Tron.
And it was pink while I was there.
Oh wow.
Wary? Yeah, it looked pretty good.
Until I got roasted.
Killotron. Top notch, really about that.
And the axe was very powerful.
Yeah.
You can certainly deal with it now.
Colin gets in my way.
He just aces him.
He's chopping down like an archery.
And the axe, yeah.
They were pretty actually heavy though.
Those are the phones, aren't they?
Big nose on the phone, isn't it?
50, 60 pounds or something.
When did we stop for lunch?
12.30?
No, I remember...
we were about to leave by about to...
What was in that feed? I felt so dry in my life.
It's really weird. I've missed you all the same if I will.
I can't function.
We haven't had this on a meal on a trip so far.
No.
I blame wrong.
Well, we eat foods.
We're a bit drowsy.
I feel bad.
I just blame wrong.
Let's sprinkle something in your drink.
It's like sleeping medicine in the pork chops.
Fucking.
What if you ordered like an entire banquet for 50 people and then we had to finish it?
We did.
We ate too much mouse.
It's going to be okay.
It's not going to be okay.
You can cycle it at all.
We're not gonna cycle.
There'll be no cycling.
Mm.
Cycling is cancelled.
You have to cycle.
No, you can't cancel.
It's cancelled.
You can't cancel.
Cycling is cancelled.
Can you see that now?
And then, like I said,
later you can have dinner
and then go right towards school.
I will never say that.
Except for last night.
Except for last night.
The night before that.
The night before that.
I did all of this.
The lineage of pig.
I heard chicken.
I only heard it because Chris did it.
Did what?
I couldn't let Chris want me.
You would have the super fucking size.
The line just got in the wrong place.
Competitive eating.
I always went.
I speak.
I always beat Chris.
Is that... do you always have to beat her?
Yeah.
And there's a new meme in Japan where Gyu-domiches is seen as late.
That's not new, that's old.
Oh.
Yeah, it's a good insult.
You're like, oh, you're Gyu-cheese.
Why is that?
I think so.
He's like, the people who want to Gyu-domiches are like...
They sell.
Why do you Gyu-domiches?
Well, I have bad news for you, please.
I don't think I'm an answer.
I have to be your thoughts in private.
Jafar.
Jafar.
He's fusing coach, he followed in himself and I played through with him.
Oh yeah, you went in.
That's no doubt about that.
I'm nearly there.
He's been even talking about Jafar again, Mass.
Again?
Yeah, again.
He didn't do anything wrong, you know.
Oh my god.
You know, Aladdin is a terrorist.
Okay, what the hell is going on?
He stole bread from the market!
He literally stole bread.
He made a guy swallow his sword and die.
He was a menace. He ruined people's lives in Agrabah.
Did he actually make someone swallow his sword?
How do you convince someone to do that?
He did!
I don't know.
I'm glad you're being nice anyway.
He was the guy and the guy swallowed the sword by accident.
How does that happen?
He was a minor though, he's 17, let's just say him.
That's what he says. Language story.
Didn't too far try to hypnotize the princess to become his wife.
That is all for true.
Can't allow to make a wish to become a princess of math from this day on.
I think I'm different from what you did with Tracy.
Every little matter happens the fucking time.
She's still under the princess.
Isn't that different?
She didn't create a magical, fake persona frame and fake land, just so I can go and try to get some Cochi!
You could have been a streamer.
Yeah.
You've done it.
I've done it.
Jafar didn't steal any bread, did he?
What?!
Jafar didn't need to steal any bread.
He's all in it, Brad.
He's all in it, Rich.
It's easy enough to steal when you're rich.
What did Jafar actually do on a day-to-day?
He's like, he worked for the Sultan, but what did he do for the Sultan?
He was a councilor?
Yeah, back then when just being like a guy around for the king was enough.
He was a plus.
Yeah, he used to go on. Get rid of that govah.
He was an advisor to the king, to the Sultan,
pushing out things, and he pushed his penis into his body.
What?
What?
I'll be honest, I don't recall this.
I don't think we watched the same Aladdin.
Were you watching the...
He listened to his body, and it never came out.
Were you watching the...
The baddies of Agri-
The baddies of Agri-
Aladdin.
Oh sorry, I'm referencing a musical.
There was a musical that came out called Twisted, and it's basically like,
You know how Wicked is like the story of the Wicked witch in the West and it like pains her like as like a good person
It's like you guys don't know the real story
Well, there's a musical that came out about Jafar called Twisted and it's like the story of Aladdin through his eyes
And he's the hero in the story
That sounds brilliant. So somebody stole my idea
You better watch it Chris, I think you'll like it
I will watch it
Because he doesn't advise it.
He could probably see ways to improve Agrabah economically.
The Sultan's like, blah, blah, blah, look at my daughter and this tiger.
And if we see the Sultan, he's like a fucking...
A goofboy, yeah, he's completely...
He's not a man you'd want running a nation in any capacity.
Wow, that would be something on our list.
It's not the Sultan of Jafar, and certainly someone else should have been running Agrabah.
They should have built a tower.
The sultan was incompetent, yeah I know right, that's what I'm saying.
Oh God.
I want to watch this movie.
I figured out it actually ended, who became king?
Where did the fine carpet come from? Was that in Genie's doing?
No, he was in the cave.
He was stepped on by a poop.
Yeah, he's dead, right?
What?
Yep, a poop.
He woke up in the cave of Wonders.
Diamond in the rock.
And Robbie Williams is so good.
Give me half a cycle.
I think we just tried.
There's a wall, man.
Go.
I'm gonna drive there.
Jafar was a wise minister who helmed the state.
He helmed the state.
Somebody had to order salt in the fuck you're all a pillow, digging about all day.
I don't think the salt's in the fuck you're all a pillow.
Jafar was the JD Varsal.
Oh no, careful.
Oh my god.
I'll just, I think we're closer.
If I'll just get out of here.
I'll walk, I'll walk, man.
I don't need this to Christian now.
Give me the lamp.
Let me rub it.
Let me rub it.
I think they're losing it.
He has got a good goatee, I'll give him that.
Who?
Jafar.
Oh.
I was going to change pants.
No, it's you!
Hahaha!
Oh, no.
Oh, god.
There.
Pfft.
Yeah, I can see them there.
That's the restaurant.
Oh, no.
Thank god Rob's taking the bag.
Oh, no.
Restaurant.
Hello, guys.
Alright, Mouse.
So we're about to pull up and start getting ready.
Well, I guess it's been fun.
You don't die now.
You don't die.
That's not what happens to you.
You don't watch Aladdin.
You don't watch Aladdin.
Every time you turn it off, you cross my life.
Prince Malci.
Alright, well bye then.
Bye.
Bye.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Bye.
See you soon.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Bye.
Prince Malci.
Good night.
Bye.
See you tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Stand the gullum then.
It's not like you.
I was like, hang up, then.
Come on, Michael, we're back.
Oh, yes. There we go.
Oh.
I love that one.
He was the advisor who held the stage.
I love that song.
Oh.
Here we go.
I'm gonna be 40K.
In one slog?
One slog.
No, I want to stop one time.
No, I'm not stopping.
I'm only going.
Right, shall we go?
Let's go.
Prince Ali.
What's on the train, mom?
Well, it's up.
Mr... Mr. Rob?
You're on the way.
What are you doing?
Whose Wi-Fi am I on?
What Wi-Fi can I say?
Sea dogs? I shouldn't say it, should I?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
It's probably you.
So, password 000000.
That actually is that.
Don't dox my password.
I'm breaking into his fake account tomorrow.
Can I give you this?
No, you can keep on with it.
Well, yeah.
What do you want?
You need this one.
Let me get under a spoon.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, let me get you.
I'll put the thing here.
OK.
You want to leave this?
Oh, we fine.
Thank you very much Mr. Paul.
What a wonderful thing!
That's fine, they're having a good time.
The sunscreen is here boy.
If someone's gonna rock up and just use it thinking it's a...
Yeah, somebody will.
I don't feel so good.
Get away, boy.
It's like the spice in doom he holds the sunscreen.
That's the key to the universe.
I like this one. It's got a nice scent to it.
I might be getting a bath bomb this evening.
Ooh, there's something doing something to me.
There's pretty oldish white swir around.
God, I just love smearing.
I just love smearing.
Oh God, I can't, I can't.
Don't make me do it.
I feel so bad.
We can't right now.
So we are going to stop once more?
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, otherwise Chris will throw a hissing pit.
I do need to piss, but I can hold the front of you.
Yeah.
Just go in and ask if we ordered enough food.
You think?
You think it's OK for me to use the toilet?
Yeah.
You think it's OK for me to use the toilet?
Oh.
Oh, no!
No, I can hold. I can hold.
Look, I'll be motivated, that's for sure.
I'll be motivated.
Which vehicle would you choose?
You can have yours.
I'll just give you the bag in the TGS speeding car. You're on that thing
Okay, I put the phone in it. No, actually, well just what bikes or something like excuse enough
Yeah, I realize that now
That's all good man. That's all good baby. Alright Chris, do you know the way? I know
the way, it's just the scrubs. Is it hot? I don't think a snake will cook on it mate.
Chris is wearing his fucking socks again.
Do you only brought one?
Do you only have one pair of socks?
I've got loads, but it looks like there's been nothing.
Oh, I don't forget the bag.
I really do want to eat it.
Don't forget to check your lips too.
Oh yeah.
Thank you.
Oh, well, well.
At least one leg.
A leg.
If you raise enough money, you can keep that thing on.
Oh, God.
It's really entirely depends on how you cut it.
It's too tight on that.
That's true.
That's true.
I haven't tried these peeps yet.
Same old double tower.
You just leave it there as well.
I'm going to put this on.
I can do it.
And then you just like, you know, double tower.
That was another one.
Yeah.
Oh, it's in gimbal tension.
There you go.
Then you just double tower.
Pretty simple.
Yeah.
Right, you can go right about there.
You double set up here.
You just have to get up and down.
Oh, I see.
I like your glasses.
Mine?
Yeah.
Where are they?
Oh, here.
That's why I like them.
I had them, because I had them.
These were given to me by this company.
Really?
I have to psych them what?
Really?
They were like, we love what you're doing.
Have a pair of socks off.
Actually Oakley sent me these ones.
Yeah.
I've never got anything else from them.
But I do appreciate it, because these are expensive.
Yeah, it's good.
All right, chat.
TTS is resumed, I believe.
Your camera's on.
Yeah, I guess we'll see.
Is it sending you food?
Is it sending you food?
I just never turn it off.
Alright, I'll just blow them, please.
How do we start it?
Oh, that one I would kind of like pull out more and loop it under your arm.
So like, put it like that, yeah, that's, then that's all we find.
Okay, I'm gonna start it again just to make sure.
Alright, there we go.
517146
We can hear, we're back, hello.
It was off.
It was off.
I didn't turn it on guys.
You guys eat Chinese food without rice.
Why is it interesting?
Oh!
It's going to be quite impressive on the mind.
This is never looked better.
I've also pre-ordered 10 of his new book.
This is a totally real comment.
Oh, my cheeks are feeling it, though.
Onward!
And up, here we go.
How much money to keep, Rob?
Looking good, Chris.
How much money to keep, Rob?
Looking good, Chris.
I'm glad that played twice.
Prince, are you?
Chat, let's hit the 520.
We can do this.
Come on, we can do it.
Well, that was from a while ago.
Now you guys get to see the beautiful guy.
Kus skips lunch once and learns his lesson.
Caramello, koalas are the best.
Oh, do you just remind me of the Ferrells?
How's your angle, by the way?
Good, good, yes, good.
Okay, good.
Good, good, yes, good, okay, good.
Catching up on the vods, the eggs for all you do.
Hope you enjoy a succulent Chinese meal.
Succulent Chinese meal?
It's currently being turned into raw power.
Get to your plaza, if you want.
Oh, I'm ready.
Get bowling.
Ask the mods.
Ask the mods, all right.
Well, I'll get through these TTSs.
We're a couple of hours behind.
Look at Monk.
Mods! Prepare the pineapple pizza warm. Not yet though.
Wow.
For maybe 30 minutes from now. After I run out of things to babble about.
Do not worry Rob. We will always remember you as the man that exploded his pants before cycling through a blizzard and not the glizzy gobbler.
Thank you. That's kind of... I explode vans quite often.
It was just a little snack, guys.
They do, they went, ouch.
Right on the top of the Blizzard Mountain.
But they just ripped, they had enough, they gave up.
I ate lunch and it was it.
Exploding pence.
I reckon we'll get to the next stop in about an hour.
So let's do pineapple versus not pineapple, but I don't know how you would do that, you know, like, what do you say for for or against?
Yes, pineapple or no pineapple?
Or you just say the best pizza altogether. That might be better.
And Hawaiian's gonna win, obviously.
Jafar spent his whole life trying to become the most powerful sorcerer in the world.
He did.
Just to get stuck in the cut lamp.
Ha ha!
Well, he went about the wrong way, right?
He was kind of mischievous.
He tried to use shortcuts.
A Aussie lad named Rob C.D. is not showing these British lads how it's done.
Now it's done!
You save your comments and your money.
No, don't save your money.
he spent it now, but save your for against comments for the when the war starts.
This feels a bit like trickery and deception though, because all the Aussies are wide awake.
Finally woke up early enough to catch the cyclothon. Godspeed, gentlemen!
Godspeed! Telly Ho!
And pizza sausages, that doesn't exist.
I mean, I guess pepperoni is kind of a sausage.
But I wouldn't put it to a, as I'm regular one.
Yes.
That restroom is cool though, I'm surprised they have so much hands-on working stuff
from all the way back there.
Look at that changes.
War, war never changes.
I don't want to set the world on fire.
And the amount of stuff that was working from 60 years ago is incredible.
The wind is so chill now.
At least for now, thank God.
It feels so much better.
They have to be refurbished, especially like some of the older electronics that were free
or open.
When we came past this way before, there were loads of people walking over here until Sunday
afternoon and they're all out for the Hanami.
There they are.
Have a great day lads and be safe. Remember, there's a star man up there in the sky.
He wants us to meet us but he thinks he'll blow our minds.
Yeah!
Starman!
Starman!
Starman!
Starman!
Starman!
Starman!
Pyro!
Starman!
When will you introduce me to Tracy?
Anonymous!
How rude!
Starman!
Starman!
Oh, no.
Chutnor is here. It's my birthday. Oklahoma is best state. Oklahoma is better than Kansas. Braum supremacy.
Really?
Good old Barrens. The Barrens chat. That's an old reference.
The 8. Support from Malaysia.
Thank you.
I got a few comments from Singaporeans yesterday and will not tolerate slander to my goat, Nabi. Sea Gang arrives.
See you getting around. Yeah, now be it.
He tends to get rather passionate about these kind of things.
Oh, it's actually quite a big dam.
Or something.
Let me, where do you pull that?
Life. Can you see it's so clear now?
Can you see the snow in the mountains over there?
Yo, let me have a take.
It's super nice, right?
Yes?
It's so good.
Don't.
Oh, ancient car.
Let's go boys.
Love from Australia A3.
A3?
Oh, what?
Why don't you say A3?
It's less than three.
Australia A3.
Thank you!
Cheering you on from the Netherlands.
Thank you!
One-eyed H. Muspinkelen is German for I must pee.
La?
What?
I think it was 75 dollars.
517.
Why are mountains so funny?
They are hill areas.
bro congratulations on becoming a father obviously that was a dead joke you
can't see it right now but mine and like 20,000 people's eyes are all rolling
We've only got 40km to go, it's 330km, 2 hours at this pace, plus a 30 minute stop, 6pm.
We're kind of crushing it now though.
It's so nice to cycle like this.
Once it...
Once there's a...
Oh!
It is. It's almost no one.
Oh, you want it? Okay.
Stooooooooooooooome man.
Does it matter which one goes over which?
I'd just finished reading a book about a board in Japan and I still don't know her name.
Giggle.
Giggle.
That's good.
I hope this works.
It's like halfway up my wrist.
Should be fine.
Should be fine.
Giggle.
First time donating.
Good.
That's what I'm supposed to say.
You see that bit for me.
Thank you.
$50 as well.
Oh, the lady in that car, the bachan was drinking tonu, soy milk.
And then we go to the kids lunchboxes.
Did someone say dad jokes?
I knock knock.
What was that?
Huh?
by himself, he'll chill!
I think we didn't need to hear this again.
Okay, thank you.
I saw someone pay, what was that, $100 for?
No.
Hi.
So, how's it going to work?
We can either, what do you think would be better?
People just vote on their best pizza, or people say pineapple on pizza, or not pineapple
on pizza. What would you prefer? Do you feel like you need to represent that pepperoni?
Everyone wants to say, everyone says best pizza. Okay, mobs, a slight change, sorry.
And we just have a list of pizza and see which one's the most popular.
I don't know why the...
No, no, it's fine, it's fine.
We're just negotiating, we're just negotiating some deals, some wars.
We're going too fast.
Hello.
Thank you, mobs.
A little bit of time.
When we were in the car and I saw this hill, I thought it was actually worse than it is.
We're stronger than we realize.
pipe. $100 thank you very much, TDG Arts.
Yay dad jokes, knock knock. Who's there?
Hi, hello. Hello.
Bro.
Anyone there? Hi, hi, hi, hello, woo.
You're supposed to let me say who's there.
Thank you.
The format of the joke, guys, is you say knock, knock,
and I say who's there, and then you wait, and then you answer.
It was just a little snack, guys.
TTS men is 25.
knock knock is to a Zetio what
what is going on thank you all I love being able to
oh and help raise money for a fifteen hundred dollars Arizona
Arrow seven. Thank you very much. He's earned his place on the flag
Thank you very much
We are now seven hundred dollars away from fifty five hundred and twenty thousand dollars
You can tell I'm not used to saying such high numbers
Anyway five hundred and hundred dollars
We're very close, but I could die
Bro
Thank you very much it's incredibly generous. Thank you. That's a very generous amount Robin crew. Thank you for what you were doing
Yeah, question for Rob. I am planning to propose to my girl South Korea any places you can recommend in South Korea
Or in Japan
Or in South Korea
Well, make sure you get a nice hotel because all the cheap hotels are love hotels
Jeju is a great idea
Yeah, yeah, yeah, do a romantic trip around Jeju
Can you imagine an imaginary managery?
Manager, imagining, managing an imaginary menagerie.
That sounds like, uh...
Robbie Williams.
Not Robbie, Robin Williams.
Son.
A gang, their nation to give you some more energy.
$300! Thank you very much, Anonymous.
You guys are amazing.
Dead your island would be great.
Watching the stream with a morning cup of coffee in Croatia. Oh, good morning. Wish you great weather and more glizzy goblin
No, pizza is cheesy pizza
Okay, allowing any kind of pizza pizza wars is ready. Okay, how long?
Don't do it yet. Don't start yet start it to 4 p.m.
and to do it for
We're actually going faster than I thought, so let's do it for 25 minutes, probably hopefully
just before we stop for the break.
There's a black screen you see, oh this is a bad signal area.
broken? Oh the signal is fine. Uh oh. They've sensed it is cake. Oh there you are. Robert's
not your fault. That's a price I've never heard that. Donald's always beating me. Fix
He said, oh I've had sex, he says.
He brings off, he takes off his belt.
You guys are such a gigachance,
helping people with immune deficiency,
yet giving us great free content along the way.
Thank you.
Set for 4p.m.
That's 14 minutes away.
Until then, I need enough nap jokes.
I appreciate your time, Rob. Meanwhile, I'm going to keep on dancing in the Sheepoogee
Club. Gra's going to keep on eating in the Sheepoogee Club.
Is that the pink pony car? Pink pony car. I'm Maggie Balanchetta.
That's right.
That cycle is so good because they can't afford public transport.
This weather is immaculate.
The wind is almost zero.
My legs feel so good.
My legs feel so full of fried rice.
There's even a doggie.
Who's there?
Mickey
Yeah
He's playing cute. Come on boy. Come on boy. Can I speak to your kind man?
Good morning from Germany. You are doing an amazing job.
Oh, a fancy desert quest.
Yo! 520,000 dollars!
Seriously!
200 dollars from the Aussie. Thank you very much.
Embrace me.
Yeah!
I thought it was going for a sensual...
That was a great start.
That hill was also easier than I expected.
Embrace me, my sweet embrace
That I'll give
I know.
You're Rob, you tried your little sausage magic trick the other day to say we were impressed.
Why not try it with a fresh slice of ramen pizza rolled up?
No, guys, you know once a year pizza makes a ramen pizza and it's of course a pizza
base. It's got some weird translucent creamy sauce, like kind of like a soup base. And
then it's got a pile of burnt noodles and it's got cabbage on the top. It's atrocious.
It's absolutely vomit on a pizza and it is so salty and nasty. It feels like someone
made a pizza drunk. They ate it and then they vomited it back out onto another pizza.
And then they decide to sell it.
It's just, it's horrendous.
Abominable.
Anyway, I tried it.
It was not the finest downer, but it was certainly something, look at that though.
It was, yeah.
Just awful.
If we get to two million dollars, I'll put one in my shoe and swap it up for the cause.
It's two million dollars though.
It doesn't have to be, by the end of the cycle I thought.
I'm committed.
Good afternoon, John Carwasi.
Beetroot on burgers are the best.
What?
And of course, chips, yum.
Dude, actually I like beetroot juice.
Like I mean, you know what they're kept in?
That pickle juice, whatever they're kept in?
I'm a fiend for anything vinegary.
The Peter on Peter is good, there's no way.
Surely it would go weirdly dry, look there's the van.
It looks like they're camping in that van with the flag on it.
I feel so good right now.
I could do like another 100Ks probably.
The only thing that's stopping me is these
inflatutes.
Featured on burgers, mm.
I think people like to overcomplicate the burger.
I'm actually not a fan of burgers despite the phenomenal amount that I've eaten and
people trying to recreate the wheel, you know.
Floor burger.
It's a raspberry alcohol.
It's been long?
It's a raspberry alcohol.
Watch the history's video on raspberry shrub.
Oh, I see it.
It's a raspberry alcohol drink.
What do you say?
History's video on raspberry shrub.
Let's see if Booby adheres to slashes.
I smell burning something.
Hey, Rock. Hey, Knock-Knock.
Rock, H. Plodge.
You, you, Arch.
You, you, Arch.
Blend, Rog.
Blend, Blend, Nanna.
Find Trends, Rog.
You, you, On.
Find You.
Normally, on the regular Brian TTS,
a Ford slash will leave a break,
but Booby goes all demon mode.
Rodge, splodge, splodge, splodge, that was so fun.
Good job.
And he hit to the rules of TTS.
All right, let's go see your boys, this is the best.
He follows no rules. He makes no rules.
That drone must have a good range.
Oh, is that another cyclist?
He doesn't want to wait.
Okay.
Oh, hey.
I'm waiting for him.
Me too.
I'm waiting for him.
Get off my road, Adams.
He says
Don't tell him I said this but ever since Konga started working out look his muscles are starting to pop out of his shirt
And now the sun is reflecting the ripples in his back.
I've got to feed him some more chocolate.
The Dorito physique.
These cards are zoomin'.
It's a pretty wide row and pretty flat too.
So that feels good.
Oh, three minutes until pizza wars.
Are you ready to rumble?
Where's Chris? He's coming along.
Rob, we just saw an aerial shot of you lads crossing the bridge.
Oh yeah?
I instantly knew which one was you, with the wide blob and the sheet hair cuffs.
I'm wearing here a helmet thank you very much thank you for the hundred dollars
at Alamos
There will be a wacky weekend with you and the new boy friend Connor and without Chris
By the way remember to hashtag high notes
I know thank you Mangaless
It's an indoor lesson.
Look at this cool overpass.
Looks like it's built for wildlife.
That's actually a path on top of the road.
You're looking awfully cute today, Chas.
Indeed.
Two minutes.
Prepare your answer and prepare your donation for the Great Pizza War of 2026.
leave no mistake of the best one around. Naturally, Hawaiian pizza will be on top.
There's some way near the top, and we'll throw the bag into the middle of the road.
One minute to go.
It kind of feels like he's in a hurry to be somewhere. It's like he's trying to get away from me or something.
Hey Sue, wait up friends.
Are you keeping up with us?
Here we go!
The war 2026 is now live.
Vote for Pepero in the Orbeet band.
What?
I will overthrow that mother-hitters.
Heat to war commence!
Peperoin is good, but it's basic, you know?
Can you imagine an imaginary managery manager imagining managing an imaginary managery?
One dollar for meat lovers.
Let's just start!
Camera up!
How about this?
Where is it?
Hang on!
Hang on!
Did that help?
They, sick or not, pepperoni is the gout of pizzas.
Why is it so far to the right?
I feel like you're looking to the right.
Hawaiian is goaded.
Hawaiian is goaded.
That's right.
That's what I thought.
And I don't want just a simple victory for Hawaiian.
It should be a crushing landslide.
Hawaiian will be there standing at the top.
I would say in a supreme victory.
Ha, ha, ha.
Huh?
Oh.
A strolling pace.
Let it rise.
Does this help?
Where is the joystick?
There we go.
No tuner.
Taco pizza? I care not for your words. Donate with your wallets, man.
Make your voice be heard and make it mean something.
Fresh mushroom pizza.
How mushroom can be good?
Crusciuto e frugue.
Crusciuto is a good choice.
Harder pizza, thin crust, very crispy.
Thin crust, no!
Some of us have stomachs to fill, man.
Hawaiian supremacy. Indeed.
Just the classic margarita is great.
Yeah?
I hope so. It keeps having...
Wait. Let me try this.
Why does it... wait.
Maybe now.
Yeah, that looks good. Looks good.
Is he behind us?
Better.
Margarita is good, huh?
I think Margarita is a solid choice
if you've never been to a pizza place before.
It's a lying pizza time.
It is. It's not even coming close, Connor. I'm telling you.
Canada here and also the inventors of the Hawaiian pizza, so of course Hawaiian pizza is the best
You say that!
I've been on the pineapple topping since 1962
And there you go
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, this is the car, how classic!
Pete Sertono, tuner with Amiens is the best
What?!
I'm partly Italian
No!
...and I'm a Canadian stove can
No!
That was kind of, how did he do it while cycling?
Oh, big cut, buddy.
I'm destroyed.
Are you ever bad guys?
It's true, we've already won.
The light is best at jalapenos and its peak.
Jalapenos?
Jalapenos go.
Alright.
I don't deny.
A little bit of tang.
Dung and dung.
put a Hawaiian pizza there you go
hot honey pepperoni Hawaiian pizza is
$100 for Hawaiian pizza I knew it
number one and two pepperoni pizza with extra cheese
Simple but the best simple but the best Hawaiian pizza but best thing about
pizza is that there is one type for every one five hundred dollars for
Hawaiian pizza the girls it's over you've already been a lot of wine pizza over
disgusting tuna and onion disgusting tuna onion that
Hawaiian pizza domination I think Connor's gonna be eating his tuna pizza roll by
himself in some trodden down alleyway after getting bullied enjoying the taste
of tears to the tuner and onions or Melbourne for wine pizza we stand with
you right I'm telling you it's a landslide it's gonna be raining pine
apples. Aussie pizza is not good. That's just a regular pizza with an egg on it.
Meat lovers, for the lovers of meats. Meat lovers is good. They can suffer with
quality of meat now but...
jalapeno pepperoni let's go he says Paul must be a Hawaiian pizza enjoy
i can't stress enough goatee demand the pizza toppings
pepperoni jalapeno and pineapple perfect combo and sweet and spice okay
Brian pineapple screw olives go and see the world learn how to say
True, real tinned ham from the cheap, recycled home brand section of the Sue market.
Well it's out for the boys.
Well it's out for the Hawaiian.
custom pizza with pepperoni and pineapples. Okay, okay. The balance of sweet and salty.
I appreciate that. Hawaiian is good. I wonder why you always want to eat your pineapple.
It's enriching. It's high in vitamin C of course.
Banana pizza, how dare you.
Great for the health, the enzymes, the flavors.
Orange chicken on pizza.
I would try it though.
I think it's already been decided.
Still, enemies of Hawaiian pizza.
Are you going to lay down your arms too simply?
But pepperoni, mushrooms, and grilled chicken
with barbecue sauce.
Try it.
Barbecue pizza.
Wow.
Mushrooms as well.
Hawaiian pizza.
Just ordered a family size for my self-delight.
My man, my friend and brother,
Dillon, you son of a bitch!
What is the charge?
Hawaiian is the goat. I told you.
There was no competition.
I do like a good BBQ chicken. That might be Australian though.
Barbecue pizza, Hawaiian pizza, what is the charge, eating a pizza, a succulent Hawaiian
pizza.
This is all an ad for big, by big pizza.
Pepperoni pizza, come in boys, don't let the Hawaiian wind.
You can't let the Hawaiian wind, so shit.
The pizza is the all-time goat, especially when the Uber driver agrees to stop at Little
Kaiser's while you're on the way home after the bar.
You mean Caesar's, right, surely?
Hey.
Hey.
Oh, there's a rise up for pepperoni.
Pepperoni might be the one to topple Hawaiians.
I already enjoy it.
We are straight here in Numbuz, when those Hawaiians eat the milk and joyous.
I've tried two of pizza at 5.25.
5.30 and you've got yourself a deal.
Weather is awesome today. We're flying.
15 minutes left of the wars of the Hawaiian pizza victory lap, I should say.
The best pizza is a rotten pizza.
What's that?
Hawaiian gets my vote, because pineapple is my favorite fruit.
There you go.
Hawaiian pizza.
I knew, I knew Connors Tattens would smile.
I've never been able to go back.
Pesto, fresh mozzarella and sausage.
Rob, this is Coles.
I want to share my true favorite topping.
b-a-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e
Beans beans!
Green pizza
greet pizza
Tonefish pizza
that doesn't happen every time you eat it
I bet you a touch of Wasabi tour
Wasabi?!
the place in a Zaboomj'um makes amazing points
pepperoni pizza
it's a great name for the abomination 1
this previous friend
he's making a�stpiko Peanutcried
it's just like performance of male
He's like, I guess I have to get dirty and sort the sand.
The most physical labor he's done all week.
What?
What?
$500 for pepperoni pizza?
Yes!
Come on!
There's no way.
He's too big.
Yeah, we got that.
I get a facial every time I try to drink from this thing.
Tom, no pizza.
He does that. He says almost like he designed it to do, sir.
This is my special water bottle. French fried pizza. Mods.
Team Hot Fruit, aka Hawaiian Pizza.
Hawaiian Pizza, $25.
Hawaiian Pizza, $100.
$100 for Hawaiian Pizza, thank you very much.
Now we're seeing some real movement.
Based Hawaiian is still winning a lot of costs.
Pepperoni stands no chance.
My wife, my kids, my aunt, my other aunt, my five uncles, 23 of my cousins, my first
my own sixth grade school teacher. Yes. All of Hawaiian. Correct. Correct indeed. Homemade
Neapolitan style pizza with jalapenos. I feel like Connor may have altered on the previous
hill. The pizza at home is the best and quite simple. Give it a try. The gout of deep pizza.
under 60 seconds
There we go to the peak of the mountain
He's like oh come on yes my six into one
Pesto is good. I agree
Look at that. Hey, look at our shadows. That's very cute.
I hope you can see it.
The lion peaks of the Gentile Sea do not even my mum agrees people come see.
Even my mum agrees, he like him, what's up mate?
So cinematic.
Oh it's the drone!
Hello drone.
Pepperoni pizza.
I actually like pepperoni.
It's just not, clearly, it's not the best choice.
It's just basic, but you're basic.
It's a good test for pizza, like a margarita.
How long have we got? Ten minutes to go.
I reckon ten minutes, ten minutes to order your pizza.
Kondo's going to deliver himself.
monkey eats. There is no there is no there is no hope for your trivial basic
Peter we are enjoyable enthusiastic intelligent and rich scum and criminals
Ten minutes to go. Durian pizza. I bet you could add up every other pizza and it still
wouldn't even beat the land. There is no chance. Accept your defeat and your demise.
HSP on pizza. There is kebab pizza here actually. You can ask them to make it.
See, we are flying along now.
These calves have been forged through the hells of fire.
The fire of hell.
And through the winds of time.
And we're coming out triumphant.
I have had butter chicken pizza.
Oh, this road is great.
There's still a strumming carbonara.
I'm here to add it in trovesy.
I recently had a goat cheese, spinach, and mandarin orange pizza that absolutely moved.
There is no way.
Who is Margarita?
You can't hear with it, that diabolical nine minutes remain.
I don't suppose we will have snipers.
You know what I realized?
Oh, cinema.
Look at that trait.
You know what I realized?
Fish aren't any faster.
Pepperoni enjoys a low IQ, which means they can't get high paying jobs, which means they
can't donate money, enough money, to beat Hawaiian pizza.
That is my challenge to you.
I've figured it out.
Beans, eggs, yoghurt, milk, toothpaste, three biscuits, a V8 Chess of Die Hard, woodchipping.
That pizza is king. Only joking, but some madman agree.
The V8 Chess of Die Hard, I like that. It adds a crunch.
I'm unsubbing, Rob. Well, of course you are. You haven't the financial freedom to sub.
That's a pepperoni, enjoyer.
Yum.
Not moody. I see it in the distance.
I'm just looking at Chris's head. That's the real fucking man.
That's the peak right there.
Hey, we've been flying, I reckon, seven minutes.
I assumed it would take 20km an hour.
Oh, look, there it is.
There it is.
And they're closed.
That means we're four kilometres away from 20 kilometres.
We're here to have six minutes of pizza wars.
Oh no, we went too fast.
I'll dawdle around in the parking lot for five more minutes.
Is that really 20 K's away?
Hawaiian at number one and seven. Well of course.
It deserves it.
Hamburg pizza.
Feta cheese on pizza. I kind of like that.
Pepperoni enjoys the rise up.
They're shamefully wilting into feet already.
I can tell. I can smell it.
I can taste it.
If that person waited for me, I was going slow
and wait for them.
Could Chris make this up?
Are we actually stopping here?
Where's the rest of the crew?
Come on!
Give up already, Paperoon.
We're at five, almost five, two, three.
It's a trap. Give him up already. Assume your defeat. Surrender is inevitable.
I feel like the Hawaiian pizza he was so forced. Well obviously it is. Look at it being number one.
Four minutes remain. Look even Otani is eating a Hawaiian pizza, I think
Showing areas by his product
Pastrami in blackberry
There you go, it's all it's it's so far done and over surely another hundred
Pore formative pizza eat this.
I was eating pizza with egg. No, I'm not accepting that.
Prashu and pepperoni are kind of the same, dried meats, both decent but obviously not
number one.
Three minutes, oops sorry.
Three minutes until we acquire victory.
I'm doing laps in the car park.
I haven't said that enough.
Greek pizza.
Greek pizza.
Pepperoni pizza is boring.
Agreed.
A wine pizza, FTW.
For the win.
Tuna, onion, nonsense, only masochists eat that.
The weather is good today. We just have a slight headwind.
Mukai kaze.
Non-pizza with left beef.
What?
Non-pizza with left beef?
Two minutes!
An almost 30, thank you.
$100!
Non-pizza. What's that? Just eat beef?
I'm having a private assignment.
I'm cycling around in circles. We have one minute to go!
Don't cheese on pizza. What do you mean? What do you mean A3?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Dono War is pizza type, best pizza type.
Honestly, we didn't even need a Dono War.
It was clear from the beginning that there was no contest.
I thought you guys might have some difficulties making correct choices by watching Conor stream.
But no, you've proved yourself to be intelligent.
I'm now glad to be a part of this.
A sharp sweep of his territory.
Just waiting for someone to disparage Hawaiian pizza.
Last one minute!
The best pizza is the one delivered by a sponge and squid driving a rock.
The Krusty Krab Pizza.
The Krusty Krab? Do they even sell pizza?
Or maybe they did for one episode, right?
One minute.
Parking lot menace.
You dare disparage Hawaiian?
Full steamer.
Mr. Tudu, ramming the speed.
And there it is!
a wine is pizza stop the count
I once had spag ball on pizza what it was interesting oh oh don't don't don't
is how you make Brian stop in this. Was it even close?
Yeah?
For cameraman born corn pizza.
Don't be dear.
Don't say it ain't sir.
I believe that's it.
I've worked because corn pizza.
Corn pizza.
I have a thing I don't like corn.
Oh.
So that's why.
Why not?
Because it's useless.
It doesn't do anything.
Yeah you can tell.
Oh yeah.
I've gone around corn but it's like straight up corn.
No you can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
We did, yes. Hawaiian came out triumphantly, decisively on top.
The Indians are smart, man.
Hawaiian with a cheese stuffed crust is my day.
Oh, can I? Thank you.
Let's see what one of these moths is on. That one's on. Let's turn that one off.
Oh, no. It's Chris's.
All right, here we go.
Well, you smashed that one, didn't you?
That was fun.
Yeah, I'm doing pretty good.
Is that the power of pizza or?
We did that well, yes.
We haven't eaten pizza before, that was yesterday.
Well, the thought of pizza.
The thought of pizza got me excited.
What is it with Hawaiian pizza that you guys both love then?
It's amazing.
The taste of all?
Is it? Is it really?
The taste.
Is that your choice?
That is my choice, yes.
I know.
A lot of people say it's not a real Italian pizza, but you know what?
It's come through generations of refinement, next level, pioneering, intrepid exploration of Italian cuisine and it's arrived at peak performance.
I think about that one. That's what I'm running out of words.
I'm not a book writer, certainly not a Vestas.
It's on the Vestas.
It's on the Vestas.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I told you I'm not a wordsmith.
I feel like yesterday's established that we probably shouldn't have a Hawaiian option.
No. I'll get it back then.
More important things that even increase money like that.
Right then. Let's see the water.
Can I have some cocaine in here please?
Oh we need to have rice and sands.
Oh we do, finally, yes.
Yes.
Bob's thank you very much
Yeah, not even close
I just like a good ol' apparatus to be honest, simple.
I'm the same, but why is that what's wrong with like a standard bit of meat on a margarita?
It's like a margarita, who's protesting to place out casing a joint?
But it's not going to carry the trophy or any medals whatsoever.
Well I prefer to have it spiced, but that wasn't an option on the menu.
You can have the master's if you want to, you've done it Bill.
Mmm, I have never.
I have a strong stand against sauce game.
A very strong stand against sauce game.
Well, I think if you add sauce to it, then you've made an incomplete dish.
I know all of America's culinary expertise comes from adding sauce to absolutely everything.
Although, it's saying that rancid dressing with pizza is fantastic.
Do you see what I mean?
So why don't you just put it there in the first place?
On the pizza?
Yeah, when you serve it.
I would like if I had a little bowl of ranch next to it.
To dip, right?
So you like to eat it as the chef intended, right?
Well, I'm just, listen, if you're going to design something so that you have to add more
flavour to it that completely masks any other flavour that you've put on there in the first
place, like what do we even do?
Just eat toast with ranch on it for the rest of your life then.
No, with deep toast.
Damn, will you say that?
I'll come at you.
How's Johnny's?
Large.
Not succulent?
Very succulent.
Connor and Chris had a melt that they were having when they were having a meal.
having heart issues I think having a meltdown halfway through the drive to
this retro clip just passed. It was fun yeah. It had way more interactive things than I
remember when I went there two years ago. I remember when we were first planning the route for this
cyclophone. Yeah. A long long time ago. No this was last year's cyclophone before we even came out with it. You
told me about this place. Oh did I? Yeah I remember you showed me this route you made. I think we came
for something else, Chris and I or something.
Oh, okay.
I can't remember what it was.
But I remember you sent me a link to that retro music.
And did the guy remember you?
No.
I'm pretty...
To Derek.
The guy remember balls?
The bike guy remember me.
The bike guy remember you?
Yeah, the hamburger.
Yeah, I ate a burger there last time.
It's just pure misery.
It's like cardboard mixed with long life.
Like cheese.
It's the vending machine one?
Yeah.
And they have different flavors.
They were like some garlic nonsense and parsley or whatever we
We're gonna have a little mission for you. I don't know if the guys will have time to cycle by it
But you've told me about something on tomorrow's
Root yes, that's all I will make a concerted effort to see it. Okay, even if the guys don't
Come on there it is
Right, right
The pepperoni win
Chris Chris motor for pepperoni what one inadvertently of course it did I demand a recap
There must have been a mistake.
And then we're your mods who can't.
But they were wrong. What was the final scores?
It was like 17 or something, 100 Hawaiian.
The second one was 650 I think.
What the fuck?
What did you do to them?
Just told them the truth. The way in the life.
The Holy Spirit?
The bait of pizzas.
The Holy Cheese.
Evangelized pizza to them.
25k left that's right and we're almost at five to five
You don't want to I'll take it. I'm fine. Listen, you gotta be sick of me right now. I'm sure
That was the funniest thing I'm ever going to see.
What are the mods messing with it and that?
What are they doing with it?
No dude.
You're muting it out?
We have to write some names on while we're waiting for Chris to...
went to chris to demolish that place
mod send me the names
all you got it for
not that one
is it on?
I grew up with a immune deficiency myself
got you
not yay
That's so great to hear you immune deficient.
Son is so happy about that.
Money's good, go to good use.
For you.
But I have to love you some breakfast pizza.
To what?
Oh.
Pepperoni, ham, pineapple, mozzarella,
jalapenos, garlic sauce, and shawarma.
Shawarma?
Really shawarma?
Shawarma?
Somebody is immune deficient.
What am I doing?
I mean, I suppose that brings the, at least one person
is immune deficient, so we're raising money for that guy.
All right.
We got a couple of names.
Pen.
Pen.
We're pen.
Pens.
Hand me a pen.
I'll take one.
You're going to end up with the...
Well, the Greyhounds done it, so we've got to put a star on them.
We've got to put its noun somewhere.
It's...
It's hard to write.
Yeah, we did.
Sorry, that was over someone.
That kind of, I got away over my head there.
We're running out of room.
Tell me your name to write.
Uma fan.
Like, the walls.
Oh, Uma Muslim?
Yeah.
On.
Oh!
This thing keeps doing this.
There he goes.
There he goes.
I'm dead.
Is this a ball?
Yeah, well, we can do it in the bar.
We're running out of real safe hole.
J.R.
The bar's alright, I think.
Oh, fuck.
Are we riding through onto the car?
They'll come off.
Yes, there's a permanent marker as well.
They're coming off.
Is it really?
Oh, wow.
They'll come off.
Is this a rent or a...
Yeah.
I don't have insurance.
Pen insurance.
I have pen insurance.
Is there evidence of a test?
We've got graffiti on the way.
Give me another name.
Hold on.
Okay. Aero underscore seven.
Aero. E-E-R-O, Aero?
Yeah.
We're running out of room.
We are.
Someone's going to have to go on the bar.
The bar is fair game, I think.
I don't long exile I think that's pretty once you said someone gave a thousand
donation where you're on the pizza mobile was that was that from before that
list I meant yeah this room for so there's pretty more you have them at the
know before you carry on what oh yeah I'm just gonna turn into like get rid of the
egg it's like that's like a British egg only hmm I know what to do hmm like the
tattoo strip. Ah yeah, should make it bigger and uglier. Like the Cyclophagists. Big and ugly. Here we go.
All right. Beautiful. Yeah, that looks great. That's a real work of art. It's like one of those
Andy Warhols. It doesn't make sense. We also need to color in. Can I have the red? I've got the red.
I don't have the rods.
We're colouring in all the way up to 525 yen, a smidge away, 523, so we're a smidge away.
I'm culling in this area.
Yeah, that looks like $100,000.
There you go. Beautiful.
Yeah, there and...
There's a lot of line there.
Jeez, pole.
Make me feel guilty.
One more time.
Oh!
I was trying to paddle over you.
I love that.
Yeah, perfect.
Oh, I like that.
I don't know what's wrong with you.
It's good on me again.
It's just, when I saw what you did to that crazy, I just...
Do you want to buy or do you want to take it?
I don't mind.
I'm up to you, man.
Your chance is going to want you to take it because this is the last library you've got.
I'll take it if you don't want to deal with it.
Well, the thing is, they have to make the choice.
If they want to hear something entertaining or some random garbage about living upside down in a street,
I'm living upside down in Australia.
Another one KV!
Here's the phone. I just get to hear chat.
Okay, it's on my bike. I'm going to grab it.
Ready to go?
It's pretty close now, right? 15 or so?
25. It's from Cobra 201.
Cobra 201.
This is the perfect anti-chris sitting in the car.
Loitering.
Idea.
Cobra 201, no spaces.
Thank you so much, Cobra.
The thousand dollar donation.
Thank you very much.
This is, by the way, this is the last chance to get your name on the flag.
This flag is gone tomorrow.
Well, we'll still keep it around, but I'm going to eat it after I'm adding any more
names to it.
It's Cobra with a cave.
I can turn it. Have we done...
That's Kerber 201.
That's a K, Paul.
Yeah, that's a K. That works.
Mind a chair, this is your last opportunity.
To be on the flag. Glory.
Thank you. I didn't mean to chair...
because I already pre-empted what you said
and so I got excited about that
but I realised timing is really important
I've got a immune to f-
yeah!
that's the best
I'm so fried from something
I'm dying next week
oh beauty
Rob, you're taking this bike right?
oh yeah yeah
okay okay
25
I'm going to buy both like this
one foot on each
and I just have to go
You clipped into each one, right?
You got my glasses.
And then you like...
Okay, hold on.
I don't know.
I did put them in the...
Is there another black helmet?
Okay, let's go for it.
Dude, this is why...
This is why I thought my head was shrinking every time.
Bro.
Van Dap?
Yeah, you're the Van Dap.
It's Junk Lord man, damn I'm tired!
Push me Rob, push me!
What if I push them further up high?
No please for God's sake!
Whee!
Let us go!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
Onwards!
but there's more than one black helmet.
So I've been putting on being like,
is my head getting fatter and fatter every time?
Someone's been just like using this one
and adjusting it smaller.
And every time I swap it's a different, bloody helmet.
I thought it was the same one.
Why do you have four helmets?
In case Chris broke one.
In case Chris broke one.
What are you, if he's gonna break one?
That's the biggest concern you have
is needing a spare helmet immediately.
We're at 523, that means you've raised about $40,000.
524, almost 525.
We can crush this boys.
Yes, I think at least 530, kid.
530, which app, which app?
530 boys.
530, come on, chat.
Oh, yeah, I've got two.
Man, two.
How many dollars for me to swallow the mic?
You can hear the sussage digesting.
No, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, I'm waiting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Paul's got it.
Oh!
I wonder how long it would work for in there.
Probably not very long.
I'll be there, 25Ks, this is a one hour trip from now, I reckon, we're going to get there
by 6.
How many times do you need a healthy meal and not die on the road?
Sorry, I don't do that.
$5,366.
And we're going to be at 530K.
An impressive amount.
to these boys must have lightened their load by several kilograms, they certainly seem
so light on their feet.
I'm back, thank you.
The flag on the van is a great idea.
It was coming to shreds on the bike
and also kind of dangerous in the city.
Then we started adding names to it on the back of the van,
but the flag is so thin that the permanent marker
goes straight through.
Oh no, we've been riding directly on the van, basically.
Rindle deposit gone.
It's fine.
I'm sure it's fine. They can use some nail polish remover or something. Take the paint right off.
To shreds you say.
Oh, this is such nice conditions now, though, incredible.
On the road again, I just can't think of it, on the road again.
I really wish there was a way to play to and listen to music without copyright.
Oh, actually it's $50 with no message, thank you very much.
And next too.
Oh, we're so close.
5 to 5.
Wow.
Hi, DJ.
This is going to be the last hour-ish of today, and the last hour-ish of the flag.
So if you want to know, I mean if you want to get your name on there, now is your chance.
Maybe Connor will wrap his bike in it or give it away somewhere in an auction or something,
who knows.
Or just burn it, I don't know.
It looks like it's peed through the wall.
It certainly has.
Generational cheese.
530j for Rob the last day. Love to see it.
Michael Mann, hey!
If you write your own music, then no one can tell you what to do wrong.
He has also, nobody will listen to it either.
The idea is to improve the vibes, not bring them down.
That sign looks like a carton of milk.
Oh look, a closed down 7-eleven or something.
Oh, it says the 423 Open, a new one, the new 7-Eleven, progress being made.
I feel like with more remote work opportunities it's becoming more popular to move back out
of Tokyo to the countryside, which is a great thing.
that pizza place we went to. Is that snow? Bro, what are we doing? We're in the mountains.
It's dirty snow. Really? Thank you. Thank you Ninja Wolf and Karen as well. Disinfectant,
get rid of all those pens. Oh thank you. That's helpful. We might have to do that ourselves
in that case. Hello me from the future watching this from the VODs and or the
other VOD goblins. Thank you very much. I know for the 50 loss thank you very much everybody.
We have a five thousand and ninety six dollars to go until five thirty.
No geese.
No, this road is not.
I wish it were double laying each way, but it's not.
What is that rhyming of?
It's probably a gatchy sound.
Time Wizard!
Oh yeah I guess.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun dun.
Like that.
Dude, we are flying. This is like 25 kms an hour.
I have to say for Robin, he's hard work. Thank you, Faint.
I'm donating because I'm sad that this is our last cycle with Rob during this cyclophone.
By the way, you sound like Winston Churchill sometimes.
Ha ha!
We will fight the man of eternity!
Thank you, thank you.
Twint, twint.
It's an arm.
61 until 5 to 5.
We're very close.
Hey Rob, unfortunately I missed your last two days, but I'm proud of your dedication, man.
Thank you!
Greatly cyclothon, keep up the great work.
Thank you very much.
The last two days were rather horrendous, I'll be honest.
Anyway, the weather was totally... Mother nature had it out for us.
But these giga-chunks and their baseball-sized calves pushed through.
So, when will you appear on Trash Taste?
I think they want to have viewers on their Trash Taste podcast.
I should probably maybe as a cameraman. I don't know
Please no, I'll never hear the end of it. Oh five to five
Fort five K to go, let's go I believe
Let's get it going. Let's get it.
There we go.
So this is how progress looks like of your two blokes backside of me wheezing.
No thanks get me back to the pub here driver here is your fare. Turn right.
Really? That was such a nice road. Here's some more lads. I'm off for the day.
Godspeed and don't get crushed by King Kong and Connor. I forgive you. Oh three.
He needs forgiveness honestly. This is a fallen man committed many crimes.
I think it was $100 Nathan.
Oh it just feels so nice.
Incredible conditions.
Oh farming a clip.
Here comes the ram comes.
He's too good!
How could one man be this good?
He's too good.
He's too good.
He's too good.
He's running in the 90s.
Oh, these roads are so good.
good. Oh so good. I see you are level, you are a level 2 cyclist. That's a level 99.
Touchfoot. My future generations are in peril.
That's a cute old bar.
It is.
As I was saying, I'm having two cycles, yes?
Is that a criminal I see in front of me?
I'm not used to this bike.
I'm about to eat dirt.
Why? See?
Alright, it feels so nice on your back though.
It feels so nice on the back to sit up straight once in a while.
Are you looking up guys?
Accidentally?
Probably you are.
Do you think you can handle my strongest potions?
No?
Don't be silly, sir.
You're not a questioner.
I better hold the handlebars before I collapse.
He's flexing.
Normally cyclists work on their fitness and their legs, they're trained to hill climbing.
Not this guy, he's working on his emoting.
Speed is for losers.
Inquiry emotes.
Imagine if we could do that in a total of four.
That's what I'm talking about.
Just mocking them as you go fast.
Thank you, Raiders.
Who are you?
I don't know.
MRJ with 100 dollars.
Thank you very much.
I can't see it on this app.
Thanks for the entertainment, Rob.
Good to have a fellow Aussie on the stream.
I always thought you were a Kiwi. Keep cycling, boys.
No, some people say so because I have a strange accent.
Mr. Reeves!
The robot designer himself.
Mr. Michael, that's right.
I'll just steal my net!
He's not jealous.
He might be a little jealous.
Watch Michael build a robot to cycle across all of Japan.
First time able to catch this lion-fishing from Denmark.
Thank you, fisty.
Could you drop like a battery that could go on the bike?
That would be good.
Rudolphs to Rob for being able to keep his cheer on that horrendous first day of cycling.
One final salute to the speedy, glizzy Globzeles.
Stop! That's not my name!
No!
Splub-closes!
Stop it! I regret it all!
You have to press the button. It's not even going yellow, here it goes.
Five seconds. Four, three, two, one. Go!
I am!
I wasn't going to donate any more today, but it's been a joy to watch you...
Thank you very much.
Keep pushing, lads.
Who will get so excited?
Keep pushing, lads.
I will for you, baby.
Thank you, lads.
We saw a pile of snow in the world, maybe.
We went past a pile of dirty snow.
What was that?
What was that noise?
This is such a nice cycling here.
No traffic, nice roads, good weather, the sun is setting by now, yes.
I would have been, if I was at home watching this right now I would be so jealous.
But no, it's been great.
The road to 530, we're close, almost to 526.
These guys had put up an immaculate struggle though.
That was seriously rough.
Yeah, the rain in the mountains the other day
were just so...
The mountains weren't that bad.
Ha ha ha.
But the rain was nasty.
The wind was unspeakable.
Is this sea dog in the room with us now?
Yes.
This is his double on the bike.
The dust storm was bad.
Yeah, that was so bad.
I've still been snorting out dust from my nose all day.
Horse says bark bark woop woop.
Old Macdonald, thank you horse.
Such do you Rob people can't think how dare you.
I'm not reading any more insults unless they're TBS.
So nice of you to invite Connor and Christy or Cyclethon Rob.
Thank you Rob.
It's all right, just pick up the pace, would ya?
All right.
Thanks for all your work, Rob, Chris and Connor.
Do you know that when you finish, the Paris Roubaix will begin
one of the hardest cycling races?
The hardest cycling? Who'll be his son?
Hardest is one of his favourite words.
He's hardest. Cycling.
Is it a one-day, as well?
Pizza Chat made me hungry.
Here is money to make my donation total match.
Total match. My order cost. These pizzas are cheap. Keep up the good work. Thank you very much
for the 50 dollars
You are awesome guys
Who's that potato?
But no, this is so nice
You get all the pizzas at 150, now he said match the pizza.
So he's always with 50 bucks.
While you boys are sacking for a good cause, the other Aussie Joey was bathing in a 60
million yen machine.
He doesn't need a hammock anymore.
And is that the entire island of Okinawa?
Look at these rice fields, ready to go.
It's so nice if you do like an extended countryside trip, it lasts about six weeks or so through
the countryside of Japan, you can see the rice growing as you go around.
I just thought that they would make more of it to bring the price of rice down
and doubled in the past two years.
But this is so nice.
Oh, almost five to six. Come on.
This is the last day you're going to have to put up with my Aussie antics.
Let's go guys of the British Commonwealth. Hey Rob, can you tell us your top five bars in Tokyo?
Oh!
I want to get filthy drunk next week.
Okay, number one, the Lost Bar.
Number two, the family line outside. No, I'm kidding.
Lost bar is very good. Thank you. Thanks for helping with the cyclathon my and my wife bumped into you in Harajuku last year
Hope you're all doing well so far so good. I didn't crush yet
Let's see top five go to pub 305 say hi to caparino whether it's open or not. It's a bit of a hit or miss
Where else
Go to Nakano.
I didn't even have the names of the places.
There's like a ton of, yeah, Aonissai, that's Pete's favorite.
Go to Kowloon.
I don't even know how to spell that though.
It's got a completely complicated name.
In Ueno.
Yeah, top five we're talking about. Number one, of course, being lost.
5am should be the closing time. Camera up. How about this, hang on.
Wait, that's me. Hey guys.
Kona, why am I looking at my chin now?
Here we go. Thank you.
That's just about as cold as it gets.
Troy is solid, although I've become partial to other slightly larger places.
You can go to Takanashi in Nishiyogikubo, Saikoro also in Nishiyogikubo, great places.
I also love Mara Hachi, which is the dice rolling bar.
The Gamber Bar.
There's so many great spots.
I don't know top five.
The city pop bar, that's right.
What a beautiful landscape.
Oh, staying another day.
Staying another day.
It's called the Auditorium, that's a fantastic bar as well.
You training right-ish?
No?
Six hundred J for me to stay, but she might murder me.
celebrating her birthday tomorrow, which is on the 14th. But we celebrate on the 13th.
Look at this! Incredible.
So, quaint.
Charming.
Thank you.
Doing great.
Thank you.
The whole team and you guys cycling in all kind of weather, showing us beautiful Japan,
pan. Keep on donate people. Keep on donating people. We need more people to send in the
people. And we're five to six. We will miss you Rob. Thank you for sharing your positive
energy with this heart emoji shut up man just kidding thank you
That's where I go.
DeCola.
He's all part of the play.
And the plague.
He's going to die.
I'm running it back guys.
I'm being back to play.
Thanos did nothing wrong.
Rop has finally graduated to the main monitor.
Thank you.
Jokes aside, thank you for what you guys have done.
Please thank Tracy for us for the extra day.
I will.
My Inga-Goodest.
Look at this, though.
We're making great time.
I'm using barely any effort.
I feel like we're going downstream.
We're going down.
Feels so good.
Yeah, awesome.
No single breeze.
North America seems to be going to bed.
But where are the night owls at?
I know.
Not on a train, perhaps.
DJs, where are you?
Finally, after weeks of something,
we get a day like this.
I know.
Oh, dear.
It's been weeks like this?
It's showing us the Japanese countryside.
Damn.
Oh, my, it's $100.
That's incredible.
Never get you out, you can get a Sea Dog in mode.
All right, gifting a saw, we'll pay you some,
and you get a permanent emote, emote, moat there.
Not to mention, $5 from everything that Connor's wearing
goes to charity.
First time donating, but have watched
since the first one, keep going.
Oh, sleepy bunny, $100 as well, thank you very much.
All right, do you say seadog.com?
530k chat, all heard it.
Did you say CW or CWVA?
I wasn't listening. Thank you, live.
There's the amount, 4pm gang here.
CWVA.com, there it is.
4am gang. Listen, you've made poor life choices staying up so late, how about you make a good
life choice by doing the charity. That will balance it out, it will give you energy for
tomorrow. You gang rise up, you're waking up just now, right?
And him gang. Incredible. And yeah, wow, it's so nice, that mass carrying him down
Hill. Finally catching the stream live, had to bust out the wallet and donate,
encouraging everyone to bust one out for the boys.
Bust it out boys!
Bust one out for the boys!
Bust one out for the boys!
Bust one out for the boys!
Hashtag bustin' for boys!
Get it trending on Twitter! Busting for boys! Bust one out for the boys!
It makes me feel good.
It's so nice today, so nice right now.
We had a bit of head wind before but oh man, now we're...
Oh!
Yeah, it's so good.
Did he just put his hand out in the air to test the wind?
I think he's not entirely out now, he's whole body.
That's the engineer coming out, put it back.
So aerodynamic, like an arrow, carving through the wind.
You feel a drag on this cheeky?
I feel a drag.
It's piercing through.
I feel my drag.
Are we back on this?
Of course we are back on this road.
I had a good time on that road though.
That was tremendous.
It's nearly two years from too long.
My chat being cozy.
I know. You've been too rich for two young long guys.
Give us some money.
Hey Tulips.
526 we have $3640 to go until 530, we're getting there, 530, I think we can go maybe on the
crosswalk?
No, we're going to crosswalk with you guys.
Okay, one out.
Okay, we want to get a car.
Let's get a car now.
Beep, beep.
I don't feel like it's not going to go fast.
What if I stand on the...
There we go.
Yeah, I just put my mask on the car sensor.
You got a car.
Definitely a Japanese car.
You guys are looking left.
Let me turn you this way. Did it help?
Is that how I control it?
It's fine.
Sorry, I stood up. That's why you're looking up.
Oh, nice road again.
I don't mind big roads if they have this nice shoulder.
This is so wrong.
To cry on.
I work night shift and I usually get out at 4 a.m.
Oh, is that soon?
Country road, take me home, to the place I belong.
Life, I know that.
That's incredible.
The sun, the no wind at all.
These are the days you long for.
Hmm
Just wanted to say love what you do man keep it up. Thank you. Hey, it's bit boy
Thank you Nathan
Glad to see you got nice weather for a change and thank you rock for the last few days you will be missed
Hey, one's of water.
Hooray.
No, this is Greg.
If you remember yesterday, we were struggling with Able and Perna.
No, this is fantastic. Fantastic. Give me more.
Night owl here. Just playing Slay the Spy 2 while you guys cycle.
Oh, nice.
Is it good multiplayer or do you just like...
Do you have to end up carrying everyone?
Do you know what I heard? I was listening in on the cycle time before I joined.
Do you know what I heard Connoissee? He said, oh I love Slotify too.
I bought it for all my friends. Guess who didn't get a copy.
Bro, you're in game. You stay outside all the time.
You're not a real gamer.
Or a real friend, apparently.
You can't remember that.
As long as you go to bed by 10pm.
I don't know what to do, this is not going to work out.
Cancel gunner, hashtag, I'm making it a bit longer.
He didn't buy me sleet of spines.
You know, it's true that I refuse to play flash games.
What the fuck?
I would reject the game.
I don't know what about it.
Good.
I don't want it cluttering up my library.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to put more food on this very fast food.
How many dollars to expose your steam library?
I'll show it.
I'll show it.
He'll rock it for the love of the game.
Rob, tell them to go faster. We know you are hungry.
No, we're chilling. This is great. We haven't had such blissful conditions for so long.
You've got to enjoy it, you know. It's been weak of suffering.
And it doubly got worse when I arrived. And then the weather was bad.
These guys have been through it all.
When you hit 530, we're close though. We are close. 3.5K.
They stopped before the P. I was busy sharking around in the...
12? No. That's... we're like halfway since we left, though.
It's warm.
So we're like halfway from when we left off.
Okay.
Yeah, I think it was 25, right?
What's that?
Can you see?
What's street 10.6?
I don't know who the streets are in this context, but that's what they're saying.
The streets are, okay.
So we're a little bit of a halfway when we left.
So we're definitely going to get there in about 45 or less.
This is the sun.
the sun goes.
Very, very quick.
Sorry, I keep forgetting to...
I thought this thing was stabilizing the horizon.
All this fancy technology.
I have to do everything.
Rob, we need you and Pete to be on the cycle front at the same time.
Japan will not be prepared for this combination of fine gentlemen.
We could do a highball every stop to see how messy it gets.
I think I'll bow out.
I know when to step down from a fight.
I sleep with the stream on.
You're still cycling when I woke up.
Nika, to see the sun. Good luck.
To see the sun, he meant to say nice.
Lobster knows when to not attempt a fight that he cannot win.
Turn right.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Does this help?
No.
How does anybody operate these things?
Is that too much now?
No, it's fine.
Make me a little 526.
Ah-ahs.
12Ks.
Guys, 12Ks to get 3.5K, I believe.
530K.
You know my Nana wrote me an email this morning.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
What did she say?
She said, don't bother coming back home if you can't get to 530K.
I'm astonished.
Yeah.
Oh that's a descendant.
So I was lucky to be blessed with good health and hopefully I can share this luck with all
that are affected.
Thank you.
and much love from Canada.
Understandable, Nana.
She didn't want a failure as a grandson.
I can see.
Nana knows best.
My Nana is turning 100 this year.
She watches on the iPad,
although her iPad's been playing up a bit recently.
Rob, will you do a Shoei to end the day?
Ah, tasty.
Ha! I did a sherry last year.
Ding-dong!
Good as it's done. We both did a sherry last year. That's right.
Those shoes have been long since incinerated.
Shoe at 5.30.
I'm flying to Japan two days after the cyclothon, thanks to Connor and especially Chris for giving me ideas on what to do when I'm here.
Yeah, indeed.
Hey Ron, from the Streamer manpool community, we want to thank you for the last few days. You will always be our angle of Shibuya.
Aww.
Aww.
Thank you.
There.
There's your exit, I see.
There's one castle of that key.
A sign!
The city of where we're shopping.
Angle.
That's right.
Rather obtuse-single, I might say.
Uh-oh.
We're not gonna make the lights.
No!
It pains me.
The violence and speed and momentum has been destroying me.
Stupid typo. Now I have to donate again to correct it of course. Nice to see the Sun. Have a good time boys
Almost at five to seven
Donating to ask funny questions Rob. Who's cake looks the best can a fellow Aussie man decide?
Oh, oh, oh, listen
It is hard to decide, but a certain cyclist decides to buy pants that are three sizes
too small just so that he can bulge.
A brush and pants.
Gotta make sure that's going fair.
He took him 30 minutes to put those on this morning.
He was like, Paul, Ian, help me.
You grab one side of each leg.
Here is money to not do a shoey.
No, thank you.
Hey Rob, we're going to miss you and your glizzy, gobbling ways.
Thank you for being an awesome guest again this year.
Keep going guys.
Thank you.
Five seven five five two seven.
Oh, five hundred dollars.
Hashtag don't make Rob homeless fun.
Thank you, Nana will be proud!
Cheers, routes!
For the last three days, but as much as I want to see two of them, please don't do a pizza shooie.
A pizza shooie?
This camera's got a mind of its own.
Kind of didn't even work with this. Fendengel technology.
This piece is incredible.
Ever since Chris changed his cadence, he's been unstoppable.
I know.
Teleports behind you.
Nothing personnel, kid.
I've got a few putt holes in this rod, I need a speed, come on, turn to that way a bit,
Thank you.
Thank you very much for the $500, Dulan.
Have a little anti-unlifon.
Last chance. That's right, he's not wrong.
Thank you.
No, not you, Jack. You've relaxed enough already.
Yeah, this is the last one.
Time to do some work.
How's your own ache?
Time to do it, mate.
You're having a flag.
It's the last chance.
It is the last chance. Who knows, that flag?
It could be sold off an auction.
It could be gifted to a random viewer.
It could be yours.
It could even be sent to the King of England himself.
Hung up in the Iron Mouse Defense Force Gallery.
It could be everywhere.
Anywhere, it'll be immortalized.
Connor's gonna frame it.
He's gonna turn it into a bed sheet.
He's gonna stitch another side and turn it into a body pillow.
Then you'll hug Connor for the rest of the years.
Oh my God.
I'm going off on a tangent here.
What the hell are you talking about?
The plans for the flag.
Turn it into a body pillow.
You're trying to pull.
Maybe I'll chindalpe you.
I'll throw you back.
Eat a peach day by day.
I can't listen to Rob go.
First you spot off the side of the house.
Yeah.
I want to catch the next generation.
That's right.
Whatever you give, I'm gonna pledge it.
Insosages. Insosages.
I used to be a...
Sorry I can't do it.
I used to be a loyal people, took me at my words,
And I defended and did something and but had objection here, say,
Oh my god, I don't have a case of Jackson hearsay
Guys, I know your pepper not you guys
Carry on
That happened during the first cycle I thought my that made me lose so much sleep
Wait, I'm gonna ask these guys
Did you see Johnny Depp versus Amber Heard?
Did you think it was did you also think it was the best bit of TV TV since
That was that was on during my first cyclathon I lost so many hours of sleep going through those
YouTube videos. Oh, man
No, it was fantastic. The best thing to ever be released on YouTube other than the works of
Peter. The Seadog second channel. Canada Channel. The peak of your channel.
But it was so insightful. It was the same reason why F1 is kind of
interesting in looking into the lives of billionaires.
And then I went up to my one of my five 50 million dollar penthouses to have a mega pint of wine.
A mega pint.
The Picard song? I have a better song for you.
I will reveal it at five thirty.
It starts like this.
I like big Keats, I cannot die. You are the generous captain now.
What a monkey walks in with a heady-bitty race.
Okay, this is what you ask for.
Nobody's done it.
This landscape is wonderful.
purely hope you guys can get another drone shot at some point. It's tremendous.
Fields to the left, the jokers to the right. That's such an idiot. And the snowy
mountains to the front.
Today was so much better, unbelievable.
I mean, it just makes everything so enjoyable, right?
Spirits are higher.
We're able to spare some energy to have a laugh, instead of just like dying.
5.30K, we're close, 2.5K, very close, please consider and also last chance, there is about
20 minutes for you to get your name enshrined in the flag forever.
He's shooting seeds.
He's got a reverse vacuum cleaner of seeds.
He's spraying it up.
This is the first cycle I'm watching without my dog, who
died earlier this year.
Today's his fourth birthday.
Can I get a happy birthday, Scooby?
Happy birthday, Scooby.
Sorry, man.
That sucks.
Dogs become a part of the family.
But thank you for the $100.
And we all want to step closer.
Too, I've never seen a sprayer of seeds like that before.
Here we are, Kashiwazaki City.
We've arrived at the town.
Not pesticides, no. I don't think they'll be that effective like that and also I could
see the seeds flying around. Normally pesticides are done with a much more direct approach,
avoid the overcontamination all hot, the air is sparring seeds on the fertile land.
Come on Trent, come on guys.
We're very close, and we're also very close today.
Look at it, there.
Rice fields? I'd say so. It's just about rice planting season.
Are we allowed to do this? No cars coming.
Excuse me, sirs, excuse me, gentlemen, sorry.
All right, all right then.
I was kind of, I was kind of loitering in his lane a little bit.
Not entirely his fault, I mean, he's wrong.
I was about to defend you, I mean, look at me, causing problems for good seriousness
like ourselves.
To be honest, the reason I was stuck there was because there were two slow morons, morons
in the other lane.
He keeps cheering me up, go guys.
Yo, $250, thank you, thank you Lena, thank you very much.
6.4 K's left.
6.4 K's?
Woo, it's gotta be close.
New for the monkey on the handlebar.
New for the monkey, he's survived.
Sorry, looking up.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna say cashew nut mode.
Oh yes, I hate my back.
This short POV.
Thank you.
Almost five to eight, two K more.
And then Nana lets me home.
Please, man.
Can't do that, but I'll do my contribution.
Thank you, Jessica.
Memory.
Memory.
He's a man of speed.
$500!
Thank you very much.
And I had you, um...
$528,000!
We're so close.
530k I believe. Only 6 kilometers to go. We've absolutely destroyed this 25k. It's
been a breeze and a blast. The two meat shields in front have done a great job.
Thank you.
That's talking.
I'm all for it.
Quiet meat shield. Your job is to better.
All for it.
Oh, 600 minutes.
We're close.
5.30 K in coming. Time's running out. And remember, this is your last, maybe 10 minutes.
6 Ks is from Shibuya to Shinjuku. When you say it like that, you're like, that's what
Rob does every time. Yo, chicken fin again with a thousand dollars.
absolute gigatab the sparkles and your name will increase thank you very much
my goat absolute legend a thousand dollars I appreciate it very much your
kind generation generation generosity generational generosity purple sparkles
$920 to go.
People think I speak like a Kiwi or a South African often because of my mixed accent.
Don't worry, I can go full bogey, mate.
Like, what a ripper of a day, isn't it?
It's a bloody, bloody ripper.
That's in there somewhere too.
Yo, another $1,000 for $530,000!
Thank you to Exor!
$530,000!
It's an aim on the flag.
Thank you very much.
Incredible generosity.
Everybody contributed a lot.
We appreciate it.
And now I get to go home.
Hooray!
Yeah!
Look at that bike.
This is our first surprise
first bike for kids.
I've been putting it up.
Thank you very much.
And I appreciate it.
With the sunset too.
Just like the sun setting on my life.
I've probably seen sunsets a long time ago.
You get to realize it.
It's been down over.
I'm the deepest, darkest night.
The sunset of my future generation.
I'm gonna go and get that one.
Thank you, man.
Thank you very much.
The phone almost went for a
jump in the road.
Now I can finally return home.
Thank you very much, guys. $100 as well.
Thank you, my brothers.
Again,
incredible generous. Thank you so much, guys.
You're incredible. It's for a great cause.
It would be awesome
to know the direct impact you're having.
I'm sure Connor's got much more information,
But the absolute differences you're making in people's lives is no laughing matter at all.
We joke a lot, but these incredible changes to people's lives you're doing.
So thank you very, very much.
Yeah, we're really good at foundation, high-stake nose,
um, want to help, but they just need tools to find
if they need a diagnosis, probably.
Rob, it's been so much fun having you along for three whole days for such a good cause.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Cyclethon 5, meow.
Wait, I need to hear about this.
Hello.
Mike.
I heard that already.
Hello, Rob.
Goodbye.
Rob, very good.
Cycling proud of you.
Thank you. 4K's left.
Thank you.
I think the tape's broken.
Number 8.
Number 8.
Through that thing, what an incredible view, the mountains are huge.
I remember them in the mountains.
Now what we quoted that all the time, please continue.
The money goes too.
love from Australia gang. $1,000! Big Michael, thank you very much! Another $1,000 and another
name on the flag. I'm never going to learn about it. It's a good cause guys, trust me.
Thank you very, very much. A thousand dollars is incredible, absolutely.
Ask me, you're done. No, I need to do it right now, Connor.
Yeah, let's do it when we're done. We are close.
I'm sorry, I can't give more, but thank you. Thank you for what you do.
Hey, don't say sorry.
You underestimate the power of every donation.
If everybody here gave that same amount,
it'd be another, I don't know,
because I can't see the viewer count,
but it would be a lot, I'm sure.
40K maybe.
So, there.
Thanks for stepping up for an extra day when the boys were at their lowest.
Also people confuse your accent because they can actually understand you.
Ha ha!
We're really actually unhappy about it.
Tell me, how dare you?
Right, how are they?
We're just hearing it.
They actually crack out of the way.
You know, I wonder what these guys are gonna do tomorrow.
It's gonna be a lovely day, I think,
but they gotta struggle a little bit here and there.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
As the sun sets on Monkeman and Torchaboyne,
the reality sets in that this will be the last day
with Gout Boy.
You got the wrong one.
They will think of him sucking sassusage.
I like big cake I cannot lie.
Oh Frank Walker from National Tiles.
National Tiles.
To my annoying voice not selling any wall or floor tiles, I can only afford to donate this amount.
Oh.
Every amount, how?
Another hundred.
How much is left by breaks?
That's right.
Thanks for all you guys do.
Much love.
At least you had a hundred dollars.
New other chatters can't deny. When a monkey walks in with an 80-billy waist and a round
cake in your face, you get sprung. But I pull up the tongue because you know that cake
was stuffed. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm cooked and I can't stop staring. Oh monkey,
I want to cycle with you. And take your picture. My chatters try to warn me. With that cake
You've got got to be so hardy.
Oh, I'm still skiing, to say one of my bends.
Big box.
Wrong smash, dude.
Yes.
Make the average groupie.
I'm tired of all the magazines and front kick is the thing.
Take the average chatter and ask him that.
He got banged.
So chatter's bad, chatter's bad.
As you stream, I've got the kick.
Hell, yeah.
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy cake, mug it up back.
The words roll off my tongue, I tell you.
It just naturally flows, you know when you're in the zone?
There is no way around.
Well, thank you very much.
The big box is almost here.
Yeah, that's right.
That's the cheese in there.
Nearly there.
Happy to contribute to a great cause.
Thank you, Infinity Worm.
Oh ho!
Hey, Rob. Surely you're just looking for a reason to stick around for longer. What's your price count boy?
Can you get crystal beatbox while you sing that
Snackers
On the bike shop
Ah!
I'll pause for a second.
Sorry, I'll be back.
Hey, hey, guys!
Hey!
What's up, guys?
These two guys are racists.
We've just popped in.
I organize events here.
Somebody who's been watching you
has just been updating me.
Oh!
These guys are real cyclists, guys.
Um...
I guess the wind was blowing up the seaside. The seaside is beautiful right now.
But you see, it's famous for the sea, it's famous for the rice, it's famous for the sand.
You didn't clear anything. You didn't clear anything.
Yes, you mean you come by the coast and you're going to pass it on?
We didn't go past the thermal plant.
That's a different one. That was yesterday I think, the thermal plant.
Right, yeah, that's a different one.
Yeah.
Yeah
Today's cycling and no these are guys that races look at that nice bike down there too
That's what we can do to cycle across the border again, in the summer, and try to have one next month.
That event is actually Tokyo Triathlon Club.
It's an international exchange between their own foreigners and their own giant.
They are racists, they look like real cyclists.
Open races, yeah.
from translate to the speaking English I know that from like northern Europe or
some and come on
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Man in his band, bro.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Any way, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
25 years.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's a lot faster than this bike shop in the right place.
It seems like a lovely town, though.
I mean, this is like really busy.
Like, this is the end of the road.
You can come on the course.
There's a tunnel that Google Maps really doesn't want us to go through.
Is that really?
It goes up quite a big hill, doesn't it?
And then down again?
I'm not real.
It's not that bad.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a...
You wouldn't get stained by your people, really.
Yeah, I was talking to Ian yesterday, and...
Yeah, yeah.
I'm in, I'll admit you out there.
Oh, by the way.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go wrap up the day.
Pleasure.
Rob, nice to be here.
Sorry, I'm sitting like a cashier now, because this camera has got a lot of life of its own.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Enjoy, guys.
Enjoy the nice weather.
Today's been beautiful, hasn't it, yeah.
Thank you.
Hey.
With a red light nevermind.
Just don't.
What's the name of the store?
The Instagram, you said, me.
That's mine, but I'll send you theirs.
It's cool.
Thank you, again.
You're all right.
Yeah, we're good, but I mean, it's just from the shop.
Which one to see?
Get a professional fit, is what people have recommended.
Good.
All right, we'll see you guys.
People will say, see you.
Have a nice day, guys, see you.
People will like, Rob, translate for us.
I was like, they're speaking English.
Yeah, you're just really good.
Yeah, they're just from Northern England.
You see, probably can't understand them.
I have no idea what they say.
All right, let's zoom the TTS.
Thanks, Anonymous.
Thank you, Jay Murph for the $100.
and a slew of ten dollars, thank you very much guys.
I can smell the fries!
The mac is fries.
You're from England buddy?
Yeah, but I'm from a civilized place.
I'm not from where these barbarians are from.
Coming to Japan in July, hope to see you somewhere.
Greetings from Switzerland.
Leah.
Thank you, Leah.
Leah!
You just want to hear Booby say that.
Thank you very much.
Oh lovely, lovely end to the day.
Yeah, because when I was looking with Ian, we really couldn't like, Google Maps just
said no every time we tried, but yeah, it really doesn't want you to go through that
tunnel and I avoided it the last two times as well.
Well, down with foals, we...
Foals, I know.
We should have asked him before.
Do you like Wolfman Store?
Why would I go there?
Why not?
I'm unemployed. I don't want to work. I see you of unemployment.
I am. I am a C.C.M.
Yes, I have a C.C.M.
How much donation is going on?
Dude, we're at $531,840.
Wonderful. That's cute.
Thank you again for that. I know the $100 for this one.
I want to go to a store called Workman, my brother.
Do you have a turn right?
Yeah.
Oh, look at this.
Hey, Rob, what's your favourite cycling route in Australia?
Australia?
I like the virtual one.
The one straight to the airport so I can get on the plane to Japan and then cycle here.
Oh, damn it.
Dun boy.
It's like we're in Australia, there's death sentence.
Take me home.
Dun join me.
Alright, this is where we're camping, I guess.
Do a shooie.
Do a shooie.
Nana here.
I see your name.
Do I need to press a button, maybe?
Hold.
Hold.
Now that's the time to act as now.
Dude, that's a game called Battle for Middle Earth 2, and that's a quote from Elrond.
Time-tactors now. That was a great game.
Final Fantasy X, here are your new Fandango games.
This is from 2000 and I don't know when.
I haven't caught that since your time, Ron.
You didn't realize it.
The Chinese food turned into expedited.
Export is gas.
How do you think I'm going to get my boost?
That's what's been making me high for Duster.
Getting dark, it is getting dark.
What's dark at 5.54pm?
Like we're about to get run over.
By we, I mean me.
You shut up a bit.
You shut up a bit.
You get him.
That sky is so nice.
It's getting chilly now though.
It's starting to...
Here is for the last stretch.
Unfortunately, did not see much from their machines,
but the vods are fun to watch.
$1000!
DNS Force!
Thank you very much, Last Rex.
And maybe the last person to get their name on the flag?
Hmm, could it be?
Thank you very much, Insane. Thank you very, very much.
Incredible, thank you.
And Remy.
Malton toast with it.
Take this bread.
If you need it, friend, cause them all right.
If you're all right.
Is that a song?
Hundred dollars.
Thank you, Malton toast.
It's very kind.
It word Smith.
Wearing Smith.
Trying to squeak in one last message.
Thank you, Rob.
Amazing, Connor, Chris, keep it up.
Iron Mouse and others like her are counting on you.
It's true.
He's not wrong.
People in less fortunate conditions,
but just gonna dealt an unfortunate.
Big butts for a good cause.
And Rob is here too.
R-C-D-G, go.
Thank you.
You know the daffodils are the flower of Wales.
So you got daffodils and sheep and YouTubers.
I'm Lee.
What?
Leak.
You spin me right round, baby, right round,
like a record player, round, round, right round.
That's leek spin.
I'm the one.
Okay. I thought you might be...
I don't see another video of that.
That's the other X-foto way.
It's very cute.
Is this where I lose my organs?
We can't read Japanese pictures, we can't read pictures, there's like 7,000 things
you can't do in this place.
Oh this is where we finished?
So what do we, something for a picnic?
Let's go boys.
Let's go.
Yo, another thousand dollars by Aaron.
Holy crap, that's incredible.
Five hundred and thirty four thousand, hundred and sixty dollars.
Thank you very much.
Another thousand dollars you guys are incredible.
What are we doing?
Do Chris fancy a picnic?
Is that the station there maybe?
Are we first?
There's no way.
Rob, you have been an absolute pleasure and you gave us three days of your life for a great cause. Thank you.
That was me, honestly.
I said it myself.
It's true. I mean, it's not wrong. Ouch.
My leg, thank you. Self down there.
How many dollars to cut off one pedal?
I can do it.
Had some money left over last moment, figured I'd give it to an amazing cause.
You are doing great. Glad to see you have better weather today.
Oh man, it's so much better.
Look at this, looking up.
That's incredible.
Over here.
I have yet to receive a monetary fine. Thank you very much.
I'm a Laura Biding citizen. I love to run the reds.
They might already said he got them all right.
These boys are cooked.
Oh, it's my train. See you guys.
Look at that two car. Can you see that? How do you turn left on this stupid camera, Connor? Can you go back to a normal one?
We're out pacing the train. Look at this.
Let's get to 560k by the end of the day.
560k, that's $25,000 away.
Get off the stage music.
You've been here for too long, Ron.
Alright, I'm out, staying you up, girl.
I know!
This weather, the snowy mountains in the background, the sky,
the music that's penetrating my soul.
Hey!
Wait, I want to win the r-
Look at that!
We are the champs!
It didn't tear as normally as I thought.
There we go.
It's funny.
Thank you.
Did you get out of the way of the buses?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Where's the van over there?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
You switched over, I presume?
Yeah, let me get my phones.
Oh, let me get the phone off that, Ian.
Sorry.
There it is.
Oh, good.
Whoo!
That was so much easier than yesterday.
Dude, that was good.
Like, I'm not, like, I'm genuinely...
Let's go again.
I'm tired of it.
Right back, boys.
Yeah, the past couple of days, I've been so dead after every cycle.
Yeah.
And today it's like, okay.
Where's the cycle vending machine now?
Yeah, dude.
Try every 200...
Sorry, I'll just clip this on.
the song.
No, we have a pen right?
We have to attribute.
Wait, what's the word?
Attribute. No, um...
Attribute, no?
Uh...
I think just add is the word.
No, I know what you're just trying to say.
You are a smart man.
I think I believe it.
Somebody can't speak English tells me I'm a smart man.
I'm not that convinced.
I'm just trying to be confident.
Can I get rid of this, oh sorry, can I get rid of this too?
Yeah you can give that to Navi, hold on, let me just put this here for a sec, let me do
one thing before you take that away.
The watch, and the mic.
The watch and the mic.
Just left on surely.
And your cyclophone 5 certificate.
We've got a plastic participation.
Your pets please.
Mad and dumb.
You're a fire!
It's chilly when we stop.
That was so much nicer.
Oh my goodness.
We're here where we needed and didn't deserve.
The suffering was a joke to remember.
Years later I'll look back on this fondly just look down.
I mean realistically nobody could have done that day four.
Let's not get to it.
Nobody else can have it.
I'd still stop you.
I'd still stop you.
Gone would have gone back for a review of the anime.
Within seconds.
Oh crap.
Why are you keeping it on like?
You had a cigar.
We gotta find a place to rest next.
Where can we rest next?
I think you said roast some...
Roast some nerds.
I could put it on your back.
Gosh you are lucky.
Okay, let's see if there are any names. Yeah, there are a few.
Really? How can it be more than five at least?
Okay, I'll take a look.
Okay, the last time I got an update was like the previous one.
So I'm hoping, mobs, can we get a name of all the people who donated mobs?
Probably off that peasant bicycle.
What the...
What the fuck? Here you go, you're gonna hold this.
Your final time.
I can't. That's just...
Okay, here we go.
What? Another...
What? Two more thousand dollars!
Oh, Gintanar. He's already on here.
Is he?
Yeah, Gintanar.
Gintanar, we've already put on here, I think.
He did us some gold play.
We got some gold stars.
Daniel, another thousand dollars!
I can't believe we signed the way for me.
Cobra gave him...
We could put Cobra on, I think.
Chicken fin soup.
Gexo Zero, Big Michael, DNS Force, Aaron Kimberley, and oh my god,
Gintz and I, Daniel and Julia, oh my god, oh yeah, sorry, Daniel and Gintz and I,
Gintz and I, Gintz and I give 100.
Gintz and I give 100.
Yeah, yeah, I thought it was all 1000, I had no idea.
Okay, really fabulous purpose.
Thank you very much.
Alright, what do we...
Oh.
What do we call this?
Where's Underground?
I don't know.
I don't know.
On the ground is probably fine.
There's no...
There's no...
There's no...
There's no...
There's no...
There's no benches. There's no benches anywhere.
There's a single bench.
Alright, the floor it is.
We'll maybe in here.
What are we going to do in there?
She's the small table.
Alright, here we go.
Come on, here we go.
This is not going to work.
This is going to work. Believe.
Believe in the person.
He's going to do it like that.
Yeah, yeah. We'll do it like that.
Yeah, yeah, we'll do like this.
Tell Naby to lie on the floor, and I'm just kidding.
Okay, we got, uh, what, we got Cobra?
Chicken Fin soup. He's already on here, okay.
Yeah, and a few more.
Make sure there's no naughty numbers on this side of the phone.
Well, luckily there isn't.
Hopefully not.
The Exol.
Big.
My.
My.
Cool. Okay, that's bad. That was bad. And then Darren, which is Darren, just Darren.
The name Darren. The name Darren. Dazza!
No, no, is it really necessary? You can get in here.
Do I have to? Help me out. I've been swung this man all day.
Oh. Where's your foot Darren? There's no wheel. There's no wind in here. That's nice here.
Yeah, there's no. No, no, I turned on.
I obviously closed it. Oh. Darren, DNS foot. We have no room.
Yeah, you're kind of right actually.
We maxed this out.
Here we go.
There we go.
It's a bit of a nuisance.
A DNS force.
I don't want to complain anything.
Are you putting it on the wrong side?
He's writing anyway.
Listen.
Yeah.
Oh no, we've written code of marker here.
This is banned.
This is all your fault.
Okay, man, put this down.
This is a phone book.
This has been punished.
I already can't believe.
Can you at least turn over the phone, please?
No.
You draw?
No.
Are you going to complete your frowny face up there?
No.
I already can't believe this.
Oh God, that's someone else's surely we had the last person who won a permanent market
Yes, okay. There we go done
Oh God, it's on the other side. He's on the other side
I don't know someone. Oh my god. Yeah, someone was doing something
There's no way I'd write out faster than glass ridiculous. Okay, we've written all the names
There's our final flag. Did you do these two what we do with this?
What are we doing with this? Why is it like it's a rag?
Isn't it like a Harry Potter spell? Do you see?
Yeah, yeah, and well, Gintenag is already on here.
Okay. I think he's already on here.
Probably in the flaming cauldron. It turns into like a magical whistle.
Oh, the spirit's on!
If Gintenag is not on here already, I will add it tomorrow.
But I'm pretty sure he's already on here, and I think finding it is going to be really tough.
I'm pretty sure Gintenag's on here. I remember him giving...
I've never asked for you to do that.
Yeah, yeah, Ian, find if Gintenag's on here.
Well, let's hold it at him. Let's at least show the...
There it is. Look at all those Gigatabes. Crushed it. Crushed it. We're going to fill
in the last little bit at the top there with your red. What does it smell like? Put it
in Marko right? Sin. Should we do pink? It's an Ironmouse. We should do pink. Sure. She
Beautiful, 525, completely destroyed. Look at that. That's crazy isn't it? Wow. So many
thousand dollar donations and so many multiple thousand dollars from a lot of people.
Awesome.
Incredible.
Look at all these giga-chads. Their names will be enshrined.
This thing is filthy.
I'm going back to Shrine.
Yeah.
He's in the van.
Yeah, of course.
For the final day.
Yeah, we'll keep it.
If Rob has taken it.
What am I going to do with this old paper?
Here you go, Paul.
He's just a parachute.
Well, thank you, Rob.
Jump back and thank you.
Thank you so much for joining.
No.
Three days.
Thank you.
Well, you guys crushed it.
I'm actually destroyed.
Oh, bring it on.
Smells so good.
Good luck.
It smells so good.
like a fresh kangaroo.
I've been seasoned by Connor all day.
Rock on.
And thank you.
That's your shirt.
Thank you.
I mean, I think we wouldn't have been able to have done those two days.
I've been depressed since today, haven't I?
I've been in a car and stuck in a car.
Today was pretty nice.
He stuck with me.
He stuck with me.
It's like we're saving memories from your time to get the bike shop.
Oh, that was good.
Yeah.
We're in the cake.
We're at Avalanche, the thing of the whole fucking mountain fell down.
Yeah, that was good.
The aquarium.
The jellyfish were good.
The jellyfish is cool.
What else?
Epic pizza yesterday.
Oh my God.
Pizza zzzz.
We ravaged a pizza.
Starkey velling machine.
I like that.
I wish I had more energy to explore that.
I was a bit worried.
I could have spent a couple hours just shopping exactly there.
You got to do quite a lot of cool stuff.
I did.
I did.
Yeah.
And I got to see a few cool places I'd never seen before.
Just a sparkling here.
Four old flat and gum.
We got like the Ferrari of Tours.
Yeah.
Well you got less food by hands down.
And the 16 carved stone putters.
I wish we had two FPS.
She said it was like three years ago.
It does, right?
I'm probably the f***ing heavy dude.
A few days ago.
And Ron has carried chat so much.
He's been the shepherd to you in the times of darkness.
You finally, guys, are free from it.
No, we're going to miss you.
He's the Australian point-paper.
We're OK.
What does that mean?
Come on, everybody.
Follow me and dance.
OK, I'm trying to get the raid going.
Please let me set me free.
Look at that.
So tomorrow is a shorter day.
I believe so.
And then we have our final guest joining tomorrow.
Yep.
More than one guest.
Well, yes, he's a permanent addition.
I don't know.
I don't consider him a guest.
I thought people was joining today.
So I was like, confused, excited.
Why is it?
Because it all becomes halfway, right?
Yeah.
We're over halfway.
Well, now we're over halfway.
We're going to be over halfway.
One day, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it.
Finally guys, you get some real entertainment. Some exciting stories.
Oh my gosh guys!
We're all going to be saying, where's Rob, where's Rob, where's he?
Where's the throat go, the goat champion?
You guys see what real hype looks like.
What can Pete do with a sausage? That's the real question.
I don't think we need to know this.
Can he do what Rob could do?
Presumably he can.
Okay, well done. Be the first test drop.
We'll hide it in his hair, sir.
Pete and I'll find our guests.
He'll just thrust the sausage upon them
and see what happens next.
And this is what Chris does to all the people he meets.
Flirt the sausage.
What were you doing?
Show me what you got.
It's not about what you have.
It's about what you can do.
All right.
This is shit, Shane.
Well, how much have you raised today?
I'll need special sausages.
$536,000 raised.
Over half a million.
That's incredible.
Incredible. Incredible amount. That's insane. Thank you to everyone who's donated. This has been a massive effort.
There have been plenty of oilists, but there have been so many people that have just been willing to give even a dollar towards this and that.
That's what it's all about. Just cycling and hoping that you guys can enjoy it. You can just watch it. You can just watch it.
And thank you so much for these lads for having me. No, thank you for staying an extra day as well. No, it's for a great cause.
We're actually happy to be a part of here. All the jokes aside. It's been good. It's been good. I can't wait to get out of here.
Set me free.
Alright, well, we'll leave it here.
We'll send you over to Michi.
So, we'll have a fun time with Michi.
We're going to go and pass out now, and Rob's going to go and...
Hooray!
Eat. Eat sausages, probably.
Probably all the sausages.
All the frame, like, it's one of the cards, one.
The sausages might know this one.
Another sausage.
Another round of sausages.
Alright, well, see you guys.
Bye, guys. Bye!