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04-12-2026 · 9h 21m
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Ah, yes, welcome to another wonderful day of Cyclophone 5, day 9 today.
We're getting to the double digits now, and my body's sore all over.
But we have another great weather day today.
Pretty much no wind, apparently, and apparently it's also going to be sunny and windy.
So, pretty much the perfect conditions.
Hi guys.
So, Chris is joining us today.
But he missed the stop, so he went a stop further.
So he's going to be joining us a little later.
Of course he is.
And Chris is also in the van, drinking his coffee.
Wake me up before you go, go.
Don't leave me hanging out like a yo-yo.
Not my words, the words of George Michael.
So the first stop, or two, won't have Felix.
And then I'm going to make him entertain like hell.
Because he's going to, he's in the condensed section.
Because Fitz is only joining today.
And then tomorrow we have Pete joining us.
So we're going to get our money's worth.
I'm going to make sure he raises some money for us.
But Connor, there's three bicycles, but there's only two of us.
Yeah, I was telling him about.
He missed the train.
Oh, and you're number one.
The train misses you.
He missed the train.
Oh, he did also miss the first train too.
He missed the train.
We got off at the wrong stop.
We dispatched our finest man.
Well, Ian and Abbie are both on fine.
Ian and Trello are chasing down.
Ian got like five out of there, and he was like, OK, mate.
I'm going to get the trailer.
Typical Felix.
You drove one hour to Madalca City,
just in time to watch Felix's train right at pass.
With Felix still on.
And Felix was like, oh, I forgot to get off.
And he went, OK, mate.
I have another four hours to leave that and collect you
and drive you back.
Anyway.
I'd say like, conservatively, he'll probably join us around lunchtime, as my guess.
Because this is probably added a lot of fuckery to the scheduling.
It's all part of his plans of all his cycling.
I think that's what he's trying to do.
Oh no, I'm going to make it in time for dinner.
Ian probably sat in the PDF saying 80 kilometres today, and he was like, let's...
It's the most 40 of those.
Mr Beast would have done 80 kilometres.
Mr Beast?
Mr Beast would have done it.
You think?
No.
Do you think he's not like that? He's not like the beast.
He's actually in the gloves compartment.
Actually, we didn't do that one time, but it's actually not the case this year.
He's going to burst out.
I'm sure he'll burst out and he'll be ready to go though. Hopefully.
He'd probably fall out of the vehicle when he arrives and managed to cop out the rest of the day.
No, I tripped and fall and I can't get up.
get off. He did mention he hates cycling today. Really? He says like all the exercises.
Yeah, yeah, no, no. I mean, he wouldn't have agreed to it if he didn't want to do it.
But I don't think it's his favorite exercise. Well, I'm a good sailor. But what do we do
this for, Chris? Some Swedish wit. Some Swedish wit. Sounds like a candy. What do you like
Can you do a straightest accent?
You can do it.
So you tell me or no, it's the...
We have the Fika. Very good.
Aiki and meatballs. So good.
So good.
You can just stand in for Felix all day.
Give me Paul Farron on the offer.
Daniel Day Lewis. The transformation is going to be formidable.
This is Barat.
It didn't sell Swedish
No, it didn't sell Swedish
It's time it's so Swedish
Boran is like, my wife, this is more like
you know
I don't like it
No way
No way bad
They have so much money
Not cool, bros
But they have grammatically correct normally
No
I do
Oh dude
I've got my sunscreen, I'm ready to go.
I'm not ready.
Well, because I thought we were going to go like 1930.
No, no, no.
All the messes were like feelings were coming in.
I was like in the bath, I was splashing around.
We were starting laser on me.
I was like, no, the people expect us to be here at nine.
We're starting at nine.
And Chris was like, Roger.
And then I think in his head he's like,
Oh, God, that's it.
How are you feeling today?
Did it stay bright?
Yeah, it's not great.
I stayed pretty well on that bird.
On my cardboard bird.
Yeah, it was good.
The rumours are really retro, but it's sort of cool way.
The desk right, the way it wrapped around the desk, a little section with like a lamp and a phone and the buttons.
This is the hotel we stayed in. It isn't obvious.
It's the hotel new green.
I'd say it would be great for a horror film to film there.
Didn't you get the big room?
I got the bigger room, which really wasn't different or better.
The weather's with us today, it's warmer, there's no wind so far as I can tell.
We're going to get out of it.
I think if anything we have a tailwind today, a slight tailwind.
Oh yeah.
It'll feel like a soup power.
I genuinely think for seven days straight we cycled into headwind and it was pretty
good.
It was one of the best cycles down the west coast.
You told me this route was the best.
It is the best.
Why the fuck did we pick the ones where the wind goes our face?
Because we picked the one at least when it's really bad because it's raining from
winter to summer.
skipspring. You never mentioned that when we were planning the route. I thought it would be fun.
I thought it would be fun. I thought it would be fun. I'm the one who suffered the most.
You suffered the most. I'm the least fit. I tried to put more effort into my
appearance today. Yeah I know your hair is good. Hair, different top. I watched some
clips in the rods of previous cycle days. And I'm so happy and nice.
I'm like, gosh, guys, are they going to have an amazing whale of a time?
And by day three I'm like, oh, you've never done it.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to pack your track.
I'll save you the track.
And the degradation is my quality.
Guys, it sort of goes like this.
As your friend, I've never slept for years.
Oh, no, no, no.
Day one, I'm really energetic.
I'm talking quick.
I look quite good.
And then literally after day one,
I look like a bucket of shit.
I'm like, and so to now I'm like, I'm gonna bring my,
I'm gonna look good on the surface.
You feel good?
But beneath I'll still be track.
Oh, okay.
Okay, as long as they said look good, feel good.
It's like a fucking pink top rag doll.
That's what I am.
Oh my, oh, here.
Your legs hurt now.
You said your legs never hurt.
They normally don't hurt.
What did you do yesterday?
I don't know.
Well, you know what's funny,
because like we didn't really have hills yesterday.
So I never had to exert myself.
The entire last hour was all downhill.
Yeah, so I think I never really had to push my these thigh muscles quads. We call them quads
Sorry, no to push my quads and now I do feel like they're hurting
There's a cousin where Rob CD would have once been right here
Robert had told us hey, I can just glace you down. You need to de-thread a sausage either double jig
It would have down sit around
No way PD you want me no way
They are number one.
Okay, no way you're right.
But Swiss people always pretend like they're better, you know.
We're at $538,000 raised.
That is an incredible amount that we came in there off.
We had some big donations last night as well.
They've gone for some reason,
but there's somebody that did $800 while we were offline.
Oh, what?
Really?
I want to go thank that person real quick.
Are you going to put them on a banner?
No, the banner was Rob's thing.
That was Rob's life.
Were you riding your jumper?
We were riding my jumper.
I know it. If you donate $1,000, we'll scribble your name on this jumper, unless it's offensive.
We've watched this so many times.
Oh my God, it's so dirty. We'll write your name to hide this sloppy patch of crap that
Connor's got down on his jumper.
Okay. Well then, okay, if you want to, we can do $1,000 more right in the name of my shirt.
Whatever you look at, Connor's always like food all over his face.
Okay, why?
Staying around his jumper.
Because I'm voracious and full of alcohol.
Let me get the donations up.
Don't lie.
Coffee stain.
A lot of it is coffee stains.
To be...
Not that that makes it any better.
You know.
I don't think that makes it any better at all.
Right, okay.
I have to...
I have to log in with a two-factor authentication code.
Okay.
I'm trying to get the 800 alternation I missed, anonymous for the 100 alternation as well,
anonymous with an oog oog oog, for good of the Iron Mask Defence Force, thank you.
We have permanent market share, we want Rob, look, we want Rob in our lives, Rob's leg
is over, we want Rob.
We've seen enough we'll have Felix, and shortly after that we'll have Pete joining,
So you guys are spoiled, for guess, as far as I'm concerned.
Oh, Mark, the goal needs to be updated on the Tiltify as well.
All right, this is like we had an $800 donation.
Squid, amazing work as always.
Thank you so much.
It's very kind of you.
You've got to put too much on.
You can never put too much on.
Yeah.
Oh, that frosty the snowman.
You are frosty, the fucking stuntman.
This is insane.
Put it on your ears too, didn't it?
Get it in, rub it all in there.
Yeah, I'm in there, boy.
Get on in there!
It's too much.
Now get there nice and in there.
We join the same socks again.
Because we wash them every night.
I still rotate.
I'm not a savage.
You don't...
I lead the way, it's taking me to the hundred-dollar nation.
I love watching these streams of the air. Keep up the good work. Thank you so much
Is he loves those socks
That I'm gonna say again. I'll feed all you fuckers. Yeah, I'll feed all you fuckers catches the disgruntled
There's not there's not
You want to get on there for $1,000.
Can I speak with something that's for free?
No.
No.
It's the bag.
The bag is now that much.
But luckily, I don't mind riding on the artwork.
Because we've already, be careful, chat.
We've had this and we've been washing it like every day in the wash because it gets dirty.
So we're just riding the facts.
The back is starting to fade.
So be careful if you're washing it too much.
I'm just going to run it in place.
Yeah, yeah.
We should inside out.
I went too crazy.
Don't ruin the artwork? I mean, look, if you guys donate $1,000, I'll ruin everything.
I'll ruin my life.
It'll ruin me.
I'll ruin Chris.
That's a lot.
I'll question Chris looking good.
Curator, thanks for another cyclothon. Good luck monkey and I challenge everyone to donate
more plasma. I gave 1.7 litres over the past two weeks. Donate please. Wow, that's amazing.
Dig a check, Curator. Thank you so much.
plasma? Can I do it? Do people want my plasma? Just be full of chicken surely. Chicken atoms.
Surprisingly your plasma is still better than mine. I can't learn it.
Oh you've got hemophilia. I've got asthma.
That's fine. That doesn't affect your blood.
No I don't think so. Not much oxygen in my blood I think.
Pete's joining his Vangang. Yeah from tomorrow onwards people will be joining
the last six days of the cyclophone and we hear every single day until the end
do you want a bang at? yeah
so it'll be a lot more, it's going to get a lot louder on the cyclophone
if you haven't already from Northlake, we're at 539,000 already
check, we haven't even gotten the bike yet
here we go
watch Shrile above
what did you do to your toilet?
I need to go to the toilet
okay
I can take a mic
where?
is it right there surely?
I don't even know if you used to do that
how would I go that one?
why?
I'm sure they hate to be like, why are you saying that?
What, what was it?
You're like a top hat with a men's...
Why don't you not be allowed to use the toilet?
Once you've checked out your filth, it's gone! Never welcome back!
I want to donate plasma, but PASCII drug tests stopped me.
Yeah, doing any plasma is a lot more difficult in terms of like the, what's the word, the
prerequisites to being able to do it.
You can't, yeah I think you can't be underweight, there's a lot of conditions you can't have.
It definitely takes a lot more toll on your body as well.
Days ago the Immunophysicity Foundation sent me a massive list of talking points that
I could share with you guys because I obviously can't remember so much on the bike and
I also got something wrong so it doesn't help.
They sent me a big email explaining a bunch about it.
So if you guys don't mind, I'd love to talk about it
without the immunity system foundation and what they do.
So I'm gonna read off the script.
I know some of the stuff, don't know some of the stuff.
So we'll all learn together.
So first of all, the immunity system foundation
is about primary immunodeficiency.
Oh, they just call it PI most of the time.
And that isn't one condition.
It's a group of more than 550 different rare diseases
and chronic disorders in which part of the immune system
is missing or doesn't function properly.
And 17% to 90% of people living with PI worldwide
are undiagnosed.
So like, that's a large amount, that's a large amount.
And most have no idea what's wrong with them.
And we've talked about this a bunch as well.
It takes on average nine to 15 years
to receive an accurate PI diagnosis.
So for nine to 15 years, you're sick,
you don't know what's wrong,
and you're just wondering why things aren't getting better
and why none of the treatments or suggestions
doctors seem to work. And there's years of unanswered questions, misdiagnoses and watching
your health decline without knowing why. And P.I. is often genetic and can run within families,
so raising awareness doesn't just help one person, it can help the entire family recognize
someone they've been living with for years. And there are signs that you can watch out
for if you might want to get checked. Frequent or hard to treat infections. Chronic fatigue
that doesn't improve with rest, autoimmune issues,
immune system attacking the body itself.
If any of these sound familiar for you,
or someone you know, the Immune Infancy Foundation
has free resources at primaryimmune.org,
including a find a specialist tool
and guides for newly diagnosed.
And that's something that I think they introduced recently
was the big thing they were working on,
was trying to help make the website a more useful tool
for people who maybe want to learn more about it.
And also, why you should trust them?
Because we've been working with them for a long time.
I've spoken to them, but there are some also like officially accredited things that you
might want to know about.
They have a 100% score on force and four star rating from Charity Navigator.
Charity Navigator is like an independent website that basically just rates charities
and how they spend the money and operate.
So and they've done it consistently, not just once, out of nearly 2 million non-profits
in the US.
Only a fraction earn a platinum seal from Candid, formerly GuideStar, and they're
one of them.
years of practice and public financial disclosure, not just meeting the minimum
bar. And the board is fully independent and their finances are audited annually
and they have a strong conflict of interest policies in place, there's nothing
to hide and they prove it every year. So it sounds like a lot to say in-chat.
But I just want to tell you all these stuff because it's important that you
know why we're doing this. And when we tell you to donate and there's full
confidence there that I know where it's been, you know it's going to
to a good place, it's been used properly,
it's not being squandered.
So thank you guys all for doing this,
because we've raised $540,000.
There's a lot of charity events
where big companies throw money in.
This is all you guys, this is all from the community.
There's no giant, crazy amount being held up by a company
just trying to get their taxes lower.
It is just you guys who wanna do a good thing
year after year, and I really do appreciate that.
Oh, one other fun thing.
April is PI Awareness Month.
So that was not intentional when we did the cycle of on,
just happens to be during the awareness month
for primary immunogenicity.
So yeah, and there's tons of ways you can get involved.
Since we started doing all the fundraising with Tiltify
and Immunogenicity Foundation,
they basically kind of fully incorporated online fundraising
into their charity, which wasn't something
we were really doing before.
So if you do want to ever raise money
for the Immunogenicity Foundation as well,
you can do so super easily on their website or page of how you can all do that.
So just go to the website and you can see more about it.
So yeah, they do a lot of in-person events if you're in America as well.
So if you do want to do it, go and help out, they do like a walk for PI every year.
They do walks in Congress as well, top lobby for changes.
Mouse joined one of those, Mouse took over the Capitol for a day.
That's fun.
Good episode.
It's like a always sunny episode.
Day 9.
Day 9.
And with all that talk in, we'll have to cycle as well.
But hopefully that information helps you guys as well.
Learn a bit more about why we're doing this.
And hopefully we can change some lives.
Because yeah, we've been getting videos.
I got sent a video yesterday, actually.
I didn't watch it.
I don't have time.
But I've been sent a lot of videos from patients.
Yeah, from patients with PI.
And they're very sweet.
It warms my heart.
A lot of people who have received help from the UNEF Foundation, just cheer us on.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
In between all our rants of sausages and luncheons.
That will be sometimes.
One of the things about such a sheer number of people watching this,
important people, as we do awful things, like eat a whole sausage.
That's for the fans.
Yes.
Yeah, yes.
That's the fans.
In other words, watching these things, right?
I remember in my...
Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry, Miss Arash.
In my first book, there's a chapter just called Mr. Dick.
And I was like, whoo-hoo, it's funny.
And then lots of very powerful people
I met read the book.
Like the foreign secretary of the UK, whatever.
The business secretary of the UK and the ambassador read it.
And I was like, oh, shit.
Should have called it something better than that.
But there you go.
What's up, Mr. Dick?
I'm just saying, like, I thought it was funny, Mr. Dick, and then I'd discover like the business
sector if he came and made the book and lots of really...
Yeah, but everyone likes a dick joke.
That's true.
They're pretending if they do.
Yeah, actually, actually, actually, yes.
Cool.
Well, really, yeah.
Your stomach's not great today.
Why?
I don't know.
Because we've been donalds once.
Should we get some vegetables?
And Colin was like, whoa, stop everything.
I know, but go on, can I see one?
And then he made me eat all the burgers.
No, no, no.
What happens to all this?
He forced me to eat samurai mac burger and chips
and chicken nuggets times two.
I was like, no, no.
Let's not eat this.
Let's eat something healthy.
I've never seen Chris answer me so quickly.
We were in the lobby, and I said,
I kind of craved for garlic.
Yes, and sort of walking out, like it was already decided.
What's your most effective ending?
Was it the counter before we even got out of the car park?
Yeah, we were getting out of the car because it's
been sprinted through the first car door.
He's like, I know them.
Let me talk.
I've eaten McDonald's like, I think, twice the last six
months.
That was one of them.
I've tried to not eat it.
And to be fair, I don't really enjoy it that much.
But then you find a certain day or a certain moment.
It hits the spot.
It did hit the spot yesterday.
But for some reason I've got bad stomach ache.
You haven't macked enough.
Indeed.
But.
Beginning.
Cycling.
Yes.
Let's go.
I know why Felix missed the train twice today.
I looked at the topography of the first hour.
I only got to scale the Burj Khalifa for the first fucking hour of the cycle.
Well, you know, it's not that bad.
Yes it is.
There's a whole, like, between here and the next plane of joy, so there's nothing, it's just mountains.
You just go up and up and up and up and up and up.
Why can't I miss my train as well?
Get off at the wrong station.
Let in, drive around for four hours the wrong way.
Oh!
God damn it.
Fuck!
It's just a bit above the knees, it really hurts. Whatever that's called.
You don't work out, because you never work out your knees.
What?
You're gonna work out your knees?
Look at my legs, you idiot.
You've got calves, no knees.
I've got quads, knees.
Fucking head, shoulders, knees and toes.
You've got nothing, mate.
I remember on Cyclethon 102
I had to take, like, penguins every day just to survive.
And just hollering and taking it once.
I'd be gone day three.
Yeah, some paracetamol.
I was like eating ibuprafen all day long.
You were, it was quite boring.
They discovered they're not good for you.
Yeah.
I mean on cyclothorne, if I hadn't had bad painkillers, I don't think I'd have made it.
I was like, day-per-day, I mean, inject ibuprafen into my veins.
But no, I've not used it this time, last time, time before.
I did have one paracetamol day three.
Well, that was... that was... I had... I had penicillin.
Did you see you had penicillin?
I said I had penicillin.
Penicillin. I'm an old Victorian boy and...
I don't need my penicillin.
Gonna leave penicillin after today.
Excited? It's a little like a great day today.
I'm cautiously excited.
I like this idea, a thousand dollars, I'll write your name on the hoodie, until we're out of space.
I like this, I've had a good idea.
No, this is actually the best idea you've had all...
Thanks man, true.
The two thousand dollars would be fire or coal as fakes for the market.
And three thousand is just to do a sherry.
Because he lied to us.
Savage, ain't he?
He said five to five is just a sherry, and he didn't chicken out.
No I didn't, well not, well no, I'm drinking out of a sherry.
Some may times best sellers don't drink out of a sherry.
I think they do a lot worse
All right, I'll get up on the map. Where we going? Yeah, you do it. Oh, it's fucking awesome. Let me fine. We film hills
Yes, it's about
Oh well mountains a bit different from hell
This is a good investment. I like this
Okay, let's get our my box online
My stream chat and this test that it works where I ride off into the sunset.
And we've got our ND on. I got on the max filter. Is that good or bad?
I found a little change to the root last night that I told you it shaved a whole
white mountain off.
Oh, really?
Yeah. I've had it no time.
A little bit hacking the map.
There's a long way.
Okay.
Is that good?
She sent me a meme.
What is this?
It's this fucking body camera. Have you seen this one that's gone viral?
What the fuck?
I'm going to find out where you're supposed to go.
Please go and ask my driver to make sure that I have to pay some pay.
Ha ha!
It's always just me, this guy, spent some round the person's house, so shall we?
Well, it's because the guy, it looks like a staged bit, but apparently it's real.
I can't watch you're full of it now, so it's a minute 30, that's very funny.
You wanted a C2?
Yeah, you can't check.
Okay
Okay, I'm sending on my bag, okay, cool, so let me test it real quick. I'll watch went down to 700 bit, right?
That's a low-ass bit rate what the fuck
Yeah
Well, okay. It just takes a little while to warm up sometimes. I don't know why.
Yeah.
Chad, what's up?
Can you hear me? Can you hear me sound good?
How long have you been here?
We'll see. How are we looking? How are we feeling?
Are you all right, Jeff?
Echo?
all your antics during cycle 5. Oh thank you. While I can't donate plasma, I thought I'd
at least donate to the cause this way. Thank you. Hey, you doing new helps a lot.
Our master's live today? Oh, it's good to see. Good to see master's back.
All right, what's your quote for today? Focus on the moment, not the monsters that may or may not be up in hell.
You're the only monster I've seen.
Don't hope the events will turn out the way you want to color.
Whichever way they happen, that is the path to peace.
That's me today? That's me every day.
I do. I mean, look, if you want to be a good YouTuber, you have to roll with the punches.
Just just YouTube.
It does, yeah.
Three times New York Times best sellers drink out of a shoe.
You should do it Chris.
You might. No, no, no, you're a commit.
Do you think your friend Aurelius would do these half-measures of Mike, Mike?
No, he did things. That's why. That's why he conquered worlds.
He was so balled into power. He practically balled into the role.
Yeah, but then he locked in.
What are you kindly doing?
I'd love to hear like the retelling of Roman history through the eyes of Coss.
My boy...
He locked him in the sep!
That's fine shit!
He threw me three times in the morning.
Crawling the bathroom.
He locked in type shit, and then...
He was type shit!
Ah, okay, let's get...
All right, lead the way.
I'm chat monkey check. Well monkey on the bike
Yep send it. You're directing us, correct?
Later
Oh
All right boys day nine begins
Day 9 begins, boys. You're not sad? Day 9. We're close to a two-thousand-week period.
Nature documentary series. The Welsh-predicted monkey extrapolates final totals based on
donations of the halfway mark showing good progress.
Yes.
Jan Behr.
We're doing great progress. Someone on the Reddit made a kind donation comparison
of all the years, cyclothon 5 has the most donations of any cyclothon in the monetary
amount. So, hell yeah. Thank you guys. I thought by the fifth one you guys will be tired of
this but you guys always coming out and showing so much support. That's what keeps
I just did. I'll just keep doing this.
Good morning, Chats. New guest means fresh doughnose.
Whoa! We got a thousand dollars there in Asia.
A darn thing starts as well.
Oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog.
Yeah! I'm kind of saying I couldn't go to Garnt's Cafe.
Oog, oog, oog.
Cycling, raising money for Jolly?
While Joey was in a fucking washing machine?
I know what you've been doing for the idea.
First time actually catching yourself, Sethan, in person.
Oh, thank you so much, because Jolly...
He's loved for the trash taste, living in Denver.
Hey, thank you, man. Dude, a thousand dollar donation is crazy, thank you.
Joey released a video where he was in a human washing machine
It's just so funny because like, God's doing his cafe, we're on the bike
Joey's in a human fucking washing machine
I'll show you at lunch
I'll show you at our next stop
We going up here, right?
You made me laugh a lot.
Thank you, Goodacalpia, for the 1000 dollar donation. Appreciate that. That is an incredible amount. We'll get your name on the hoodie.
I like the idea of what Rob did. I think it's fun to have this kind of, you know, some kind of physical way to thank people who've been, you know, gone above and beyond.
But obviously, like, everyone who's donated has gone above and beyond.
I'd be cool to make some kind of like artwork with all the names everybody donated like some kind of like words
You know like those like so you draw something and we'll get the names
You like word clouds how they like make what like
I miss Rob compact this do you? Yeah, Felix can draw
Oh
Stop here
In chat on the combo channel, we just released a huge
XCOM video. I
Yeah, I play this game called XCOM
No XCOM XCOM 2 video we spent quite a lot of time making it
I probably should have told the team not to release it during Cyclofon.
A problem, child. That's how I'm getting pain in us.
Because it's quite a lot to be done with. It's two and a half hours, but...
I don't know. Watch it, like it, interact with it.
Jerry went to the trouble of finding an e-hamlet for the next Cyclofon.
Connor, you know what you must do.
That's very...
So...
I'm going to tour the France video just in case.
Oh, yeah? Well, you lie. I could beat that.
40, 50 kilometers.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Okay, 25 kilometers per hour up there
where they put wind biking today.
Hope you're gonna get to 600K today.
Make sure to spell my name right this time.
Yeah, I did mess it up, circuit.
I can't, I English no good.
What is this?
There's construction happening.
Oh, there's still second arm.
I thought we were out, but we still got some.
Lovely.
Thank you, Cryptic Circuit, for the $1,000 donation.
We're at $541,000 already, boys.
I can tell my government I'm working at $2.30.
Come think about it, don't tell my employer either.
I'm not sure on what the process is in shipping posters.
Whoa!
But I would like to buy a poster of the flag if that's even possible.
be cool. We're going over that. No. Oh, okay then. Up that snowy mountain distance. Yeah,
today should be a beautiful ride. Literally no wind and we're on the coast. This is perfect.
or maybe even a slight tailwind.
No, it's definitely just a slight wind.
Yeah, we released the XCOM 2 video.
Yes, yes, Chris brought the Sniper
who doesn't mess with when he hits and quits.
Yeah, if you wanna go see,
I did a video, I know you guys are better watching
because you're watching the stream,
But if you consider checking it out, leave it a comment, like it, whatever.
Just for the YouTube engagement, because we were really hard on it.
And I want another excuse to play X-Tongue.
As that video pops off, I'll do it again.
Are the distance broken still?
Must still be broken.
It's been broken like the entire cycle line, sir.
Connor, I hope if you do Cyclophon 6 next year, you can get power from Tokyo to be on
the next Cyclophon.
The green M&M is bad with it wired among the skates.
What was all that?
Oh, very nice.
Wishings for fair weather from Finland drinking some beef theta right now.
Oh, nice gym.
It's not a bad gym.
Thank you guys for all you do.
Not a bad gym, Lord.
Both of you have inspired my wife and I to do shi monomi kaido.
Hey, nice.
Much love.
That's like the best cycle path in all of Japan.
75K of just pure scenic island vibes, great coffee shops along the way, tons of lunch
places. The lack of wind suggests we won't see the ice wall today, mouse. There will be
no Bridgerton biome, just J. Mosaic Town. No, I don't want to unlock any new biomes
on the cyclothon. We've unlocked so many biomes already. It's not good when we unlock any biome.
So the distance is still broken, it's not working at all.
Well, this is ascending.
Hmm.
Yeah, it's really nice to watch to work.
Thank you for joining us again today, guys.
Thank you.
Today known, 80km to see us.
Is it fixed now?
Okay, I'll put it back to five.
I put it, I was on one second interval, I put it at five, I don't know if that will
fix it.
The weather is with us.
Yeah, I think it's something on the mod there and I'm not sure.
There's a fix button?
There's not a fix button, but how are they talking about it?
Good morning to you guys.
After Cyclophon3i tried to become a plasma donor, despite it being two hours away,
sadly it didn't work out.
No.
So money it is.
Well, look, I think it was an extremely generous thing
to try and do, and your harbour's in the right place.
So good karma comes your way.
Wow, that is a imposing mountain.
Oh, a big building.
That's cute.
You should have Felix Donatois KM he missed today.
Ha ha ha.
He wouldn't do that.
Very nice.
Lovely and scenic.
There is a monster up ahead, that's for sure.
Oh, I took a surfing beach here, oh that's awesome.
That's fun.
I want to give surfing more.
I've never done it once.
What a fun there.
Come on in and share this $25 TTX to watch, no, to send a Texas speech to me on this
bike right here.
Also, what else is there?
Oh yeah, we have the Cyclophone app.
That's cute.
Cyclophone Forever.
CyclophoneForever.com.
You can go and cycle along, you can see your fitness app.
you can basically cycle to the like VOD. Chris, we're both called Monaco 21st 1990.
Thank you for your humanitarianism and for looking so much older than me. It's bloody
marvelous, old chap.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Hey Connor, the views are so amazing. It's a shame Felix missed his train stop, but oh well.
Watching you from the comfort of my bed lull.
SOOOOOOOT!
If you are ever sick of cyclophon, you should do a walk-a-thon from tip to tip.
That is the real main man, King James, I-O-I-O.
That would take a long time.
You bring hope and remind me good things happen in the world.
Keep going Monik.
Oh, very nice beach.
Can't donate plasma because I have rheumatoid arthritis.
Oh no.
Have my money instead.
Go on.
I'll take it.
Hey Connor, I keep donating but
you keep reading my donations in an interested in non-monitoring voice.
Can you read between an interested and monitor voice?
Haha!
Just a funny Texas speech.
Thank you.
Oh, there's a sauna there.
Sauna right next to the beach.
Damn, that sounds nice.
Sauna that hop in the ocean.
Well, that could be dangerous.
You could pass out.
Yeah.
Gannond Bat.
Thank you.
Thank you, David, for the hundreds.
It's very kind of you.
The hill begins.
Just imagine you're in Tour de France.
25 miles per hour up that hill.
That is not Tour de France pace.
I don't think the cyclathon would be the same without Felix.
He's really carrying.
If only he wasn't invisible.
I guess we have Chris's cake for now.
Sure.
Did the hollow from Cornwall?
Hello.
That was pretty steep.
Look at that.
Felix missed his stop because Chad wouldn't stop with tuna pizza jokes.
By the time he looked up, even the train had moved on from the bit, train emoji, slice of pizza emoji.
Warriors of light. This is your morning reminder that at two million, Connor will finish Final Fantasy XIV.
Good luck on the cycle, boys.
As now I will. As now I will.
That's a pretty tough hill all things considered for the morning.
Oh wow.
That's what it's all about, man.
That's nice.
Oh man, it's like the map is broken, it's just totally broken now, how is it even possible?
But the mods can fix it at SAP.
There you go buddy.
What are we having for lunch, King?
A night.
What?
I don't know.
You guys asked about lunch already.
I just got on this bike.
Hello from Vancouver, just wanted to do the park since I am unable to donate plasma
Deep to health conditions.
Keep it boys.
Please, this is so nice.
It's very kind of you.
Sincerely, Jen.
I had quite a lot of breakfast there.
I feel quite sluggish.
On the hills at least.
My sister and I have watched every site they've found.
I like it.
Hey, my pleasure.
Thank you so much.
Any more Toronto contacts there?
Oh
Yeah, everything is broken, I don't know how, how's it brave, we haven't done anything.
Well the heart rate I think I can see it that's working.
There we go.
There you are.
Oh, sure.
What's this?
Oh, another hill.
Alphazard 90.
Thank you so much.
I think I remember you from previous sites, honestly.
Oh, another hill.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
oh hell not a big hill
there's waving that flag
watching the Vruxan wanted to drop a donation you're currently dodging highway
semis in the rain respect I'll see this donation in a few days I'll
Thank you. That's so cool. Thank you.
VOD watches.
Get your donations in for your future self.
My wife and I have watched every cyclist fun,
looking forward to seeing the donations beat last year's record.
I don't know if we'll do that, but...
big track behind me.
Unfortunately, I think you'll have to wait.
I can't speed up though.
Starving PhD students here, but I always got to send what money I can for an incredible
course.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, there he is.
Just a heads up, Felix has left his helmet at home, so Ian is going to take him home
to get it.
Ah, my legs are burning.
Yeah.
I'm just going to follow you.
Hi from Dad and me. We love watching as we are prepping for a new charity cycle from
Norway to Paris.
Wow.
That's amazing dude.
That's a lot of that.
Where are you from?
Norway to Paris.
Hello.
Thanks for your assistance.
Yeah.
Thanks for the distance, please.
Yeah.
Breaking news. The Matthew distance is working. In case you wanted to know.
Thank you. That's good to know. Thank you.
I can't stop. I'm already late.
Hobbit, late for what?
Bilbo, I'm going on an adventure.
Wow, look at that view.
Did you see that?
How scary that is, at the same time.
The GPS is working just fine.
The problem is the combined mass of your cake and Chris's craft
are simply pulling the satellite's soft orbit.
Shit! I knew that was it.
I had a feeling this happened last time too.
Ah, finally he rode, wonderful.
Oh, was that the big hill?
Bring it home this month from a herniated disc, so here's my gas money.
Oh shit.
Remember to watch your posture everyone.
Thank you.
I can promise this sucks.
Shit man.
Thank you Drey for the two-on-a-roll emotion.
Yeah, I gotta...
I'm just sitting in my home in Miller.
Not this seat.
You're in good time.
Yeah?
I feel like we are.
easy to cycle greetings Connor Chris and Van Gang you guys are doing great if you
continue this in 2028 maybe I'll see you at the cyclist on seven finished lines
so specific
Damn, that is a lovely view.
Damn, that's nice.
Ah, red light, fuck.
That's unfortunate, I would have really liked that speed to carry me up the next little
corner hill.
This is the extra EXP line.
Now I'm pushing into the highway check.
Is it going to change?
Ah, there we go.
All right, onwards we go.
I saw on the reddit last night people wanted to really have a donation wall for the next
game I should play.
but I mean that would kind of feel like the final fantasy 2 or 14 the old DLCs we
do. Don't worry according to Tom Scott there's nothing important in film. He
has eaten much crow about that. What really? Hey Conor and Chris we love
watching your content in the site. Thank you. Especially on our trip to Japan last year where
we celebrated our engagement. Oh, congrats. This is the last of my Capital One rewards,
but I would love to ride with you all, but I've just got to the sector me.
Oh. That's probably not a good idea. Probably not the blues at this point.
Oh
Enjoying cycle follows repeat watches we are having a baby soon
Looking forward to watching future cycle things with our newborn
Conradus is your dear reminder to consume a ton of food long.
Also, Mars really wants headpats.
Oh yeah?
She basically goes, I'm not for that.
And I'll be like, I will.
Forgive me.
Sex!
How big a donation would it take for one of you to do the cinnamon challenge with Wasabi?
Okay, how much would it cost one of us to die?
So you're asking?
How much one of us would choke on each shit and die?
Okay.
Only 7% of locals call it the six despite dreads, that's efforts.
Most just say Toronto or just TTC delays.
Really?
Are we all there yet?
No, we're not there yet.
Thanks for doing this.
From the infectious diseases.
Dr. Harry Frost.
Send a donation number two from Massage Human Day.
Thanks for J.J.S.A.
haha
another fucking hell
oh you guess it's broken again
if you are who
yeah I'm getting hot too
Yep. It's getting warm outside finally from the cycle from the orange to goddamn t-shirt.
Ah, I'll be trying to them all now.
You Chris and Peter are my favourite part of the world.
I work for a university and found out they teach Japanese.
My final is next week. Good luck guys.
Good luck.
God, these lights are so annoying as long as you don't turn on.
There we go.
There we go.
Lights are on now.
Oh
Long ass tunnel.
Fuckin' a big hill.
This tunnel's also uphill.
It's quite the battle.
So we shout sex in a tunnel to pay homage to a legendary video
where a Japanese guy in a tunnel is riding his bicycle
and screaming sex.
And he's uh, asking to have sex with his friend.
It's just an iconic video.
Your life will be made better by watching it.
So we always scream sex in this hole.
You know what I'm...
I don't know...
That one.
You hear me, Ratakashi?
How about doing the donation battle for the next game you play that limited to just single
player games?
Then it won't affect what you have to do.
Yeah, that's fair.
High Connor and Chris, good morning from now.
This man should be like, stop your valiant.
Celebrating half a decade of cyclathon.
Thank you man.
Let's go.
TTS. Fun fact, Tokyo's license plate number one went to a beer bottle-shaped vehicle from Scotland owned by Kieran Beer.
Did I know that?
That's so sick. I didn't know that.
Mods, you have to manually count, look it's for charity, okay?
I don't want to hear complaints.
Oh my god.
Beautiful views there.
Beautiful, beautiful, must hear manual counter-enabled, begrudingly, I guess this is what you get.
Hey, you want some dumb right?
It's too heavy for you, so look at this GPS, it's been automatic and it's not working.
We should just have a mod sit there and remove the marker on the map.
It'll actually work then.
That was a fun uphill, I've got a bit of a sweat going because I've got too many layers
on because I was cold this morning I should have always put too many layers on because
I don't want to be cold.
Ah, there's a lot I'd like to play, but I don't think there's a lot I'd like to play.
Like, Earthbound, I'd love to do.
True.
Like, Final Fantasy 1, 2, 3, I know that would be a boring stream game, but I'd love to play those, you know.
I think the earthbound is just like too long it's so long I don't know if you
are interested in earthbound still you know maybe they are maybe it's like a
timeless game I don't know but always feels like one of those games you get
told to play and you'll never play there's like a category of games like
that
This is a nice bridge.
Ah, some dirt just threw off that truck in my mouth.
Hi.
Hi.
I just like hearing my words on the loudspeaker.
Congrats, man.
Holy shit.
This looks sick.
on this. Damn Chris is zooming ahead.
Beautiful air resistance on this.
No matter how much you see, sex!
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck that truck is so close to touching the roof.
By the way chat just so you know I miss it the tunnel is way darker for you than it is for me because you have sunglasses on
So it probably looks way darker on camera that I see funnels really well lit
People down hell
We're keeping up with traffic
Wait, I'm catching up. Oh, what the fuck?
Am I that heavy?
Fun fact, culture day is actually Emperor Major's birthday.
Japan refueled and just changed its meaning.
I'm the car. I'm going to go to the middle of the road now.
I'm as fast as these guys.
Holy shit!
Holy shit, we're going fast!
All right, now I've got a paddle.
Back to reality now.
Damn, that was probably the longest section of a very intense downhill we've had yet.
Newfoundland, Canada facts.
Yes.
On the island the Vikings made the first European colony in the Americas a thousand
years ago. Apparently we are Vinland. Oh shit. That makes sense. Oh that's a satisfying hill.
That's very nice.
Oof.
Oof.
Ah, David from QJ, I didn't hear TTS, sorry.
Fun fact about emperors and stuff.
Peep it up, boyos.
Thank you!
Also, mouse.
Oh, 545!
That was my mom's first time hearing you sing.
Dude, hearing, massing is a joy and a blessing.
and one that makes you feel thankful that you're here on this earth today.
Last fact.
Damn, look at those mountains in the distance.
So snowy.
High Connor, while I am not a cyclist, I am a distance runner.
When is the ultramaric for charity happening?
Ultramarathon, fuck, I'm a train of your travel on that.
High Connor, I need to be quick because the water is rising but it's super important.
Pan fact the first exported domestically built and designed Japanese car was the 1925 Otomo go
Hell yeah
Perfect
Let's get on this, there we go, much nicer.
I thought people were supposed to be here.
I think the mods, the way it was written, it made it seem like people were showing today
but he's always going to do it tomorrow.
I'm coming.
Oh fuck, that's me.
Oh God.
Try it.
Did you guys see the train?
It was so short, but it was beautiful.
Oh my god dude, the weather today is like an impeccable cyclone.
This is like a 10 out of 10 weather day.
Not too sunny.
Zero wind.
Perfect temperature.
Looking good boys.
It's going to be a great day.
I've been cycling behind Fidel Castro's grandson for nine days now.
I was going to ask a couple of questions.
Pineapple on pizza?
No.
Blame Sampanopoulos, a Greek immigrant in Ontario who invented Hawaiian pizza in 1962,
cementing why we are always apologizing.
True.
Japan fact railway days when Meiji rode the first train and ocean days when he returned from Hokkaido via
Steenship culture days his birthday. Cool. What's up?
How many did you have good sir and yeah, is anything happening to the suika card?
What's suika card? Hello, mr. Doc. May I ask when is force and joining?
I
I don't know if Thorsten knows how to go outside. I think he's been glued to the same desktop.
He's the goat though.
Beautiful there. How long are we all left?
Yes.
How long?
How many gas?
Two.
3.4.
3.4, alright.
How many kilometers do we do?
Total.
We get 50.
Alright, certainly 18.
Yeah
Yeah
Boys
3.4k to the bridge. I'm never sure that's how long we've done because I always think
we've done more. I always think we've done more.
Oh, shit.
Hey Connor, has Joey Yanko joined any of the Cyclophones?
No, you can easily turn it off, you just don't want to cycle.
Alright, look at what slap went through, I kind of can't blame him.
Oh
Connor have you thought about even a first again grunts to join a cycle of them
I would love that keep it up. I've not that
Normally I'm about to start a four-hour session on slay the spy out
Which character should I choose?
Er...
Er...
Necrominder.
Have fun.
I only, er...
Really ask guests who are...
Friends of both of us.
So they don't really...
Because they don't really know them.
I don't really ask.
That's fine.
Guys, a cool looking biker.
Yeah, those are big mountains.
We're getting around those, right?
Yeah.
There's a mountain in my basket. What the heck?
There's one too.
What the hell is that doing there?
All right, you can stay I guess
Yeah
It's got a beautiful stretch in the morning, boys.
Absolutely stunning.
Oh my God, Mother hell, fuck, that's actually not stunning shit, is it?
I am curious how Geary would do.
I mean Grandma would do fine,
but I'm curious if she would dance her Donald dance
and slow you all down, named Chet Keck.
I think Geary would slow us down.
So crush out about this on-stream now, I would not slow them down, I like that I'm sure
Good cyclist!
Please play Final Fantasy XII, calling face emoji.
I already will.
I will, Brian. Don't say crying face emoji.
I'm struggling to get up the hill.
I'm just going to take it slow and not gas myself out.
No need.
Dassing myself out on these stairs in like 10 seconds on this hill. So that's the point.
I'll just say it easy.
Don't forget to check yours is streamed for an hour.
You get the global cyclists on a badge.
Anyone can get that.
You can rep it on any Twitch channel.
If you sub with a gift sub or a paid sub,
You get an exclusive remote that's permanent.
It's only going to be available during this event, and it will not be brought back.
So this is the one chance to get it, this event.
Unfortunately, primes don't count, but hey, don't give Big Boy Amazon your free primes.
Don't want to keep that money. If you've got it, use it.
Don't want to keep it.
Because there's a lot of ads, so if you want to dodge those ads, use the primes.
I don't forget you can use CWA merch, $5 of each item you buy goes towards charity.
And I propose an alternative Australian representative, first I care for Max and Shat.
I don't think either of them would do it. Max also, he doesn't know that you can't drink in a cycle. He'd be out.
Hey, comedy, this is my first time donating hope this help, and will you be hosting the
legendary RV trip and I'm from Singapore?
Yeah, this year, all the way up.
I promise, Shadow, I'll go.
That's nice eyes get a little tired. I'm too hot I gotta take this hoodie off. It's a fucking
amazing hoodie that you can only get if you take it back on and it's insulating properties
second round hence why I'm too hot but uh I uh I was hit off
I mean this way to downhill oh the downhill's cool you down so nice
Oh, fucking lovely, that's bloody lovely.
What a beautiful downhill.
Yes, yes, yes, it's all coming together.
Oh, wow.
Man, those mountains in Toyama look absolutely stunning.
That's a 2010 view.
This thirsty karaoke playlist, picking up dudes in the bar in Stardew Valley, I think
Miles is getting better.
Thank you, IVF.
Hey, it's our first play.
Nice.
Whoa!
How'd you clip this curb?
Oh, I just clicked this kerb, thank god my foot is made of titanium chat.
Nice, of course that was a very quick, yo, Giorno Giovanna 1K donation, holy, it is time
Oh thank god I'm riding on my coat.
Maybe I'll take it off then.
It's also too hot I can't wear.
Yeah, hopefully we can get the drone up at some point.
All right, it's switching over to this one.
Oh, I don't want your fucking mic.
I want family chicken.
And as you might be able to see, there are three bikes standing here.
Oh really?
Really?
But there's a reason why there's three.
Why is there three?
Someone may be joining us.
Wow, really?
Will you stream Disco Elysium, my favourite game?
I do want to. I do want to. I do want to stream it.
Do you want to again?
Moudin's Australian and the pride and joy of Australia.
He's got one of the jackets for the character.
the limited jacket which he told me he'd send it to me for my play through really
and I was like I'd love to play it it seems like such a cool game that's a
great game and every playthrough is different yeah I it's gonna be one
of those videos that's tough to watch live if you missed two minutes of it
but great if you watch the content oh whoa what's this you're wearing
It's the seat over here, cycling jersey.
He was hiding there the whole time.
He was hiding there.
OK.
Those pockets I see at the back.
Perfect for cycling in.
Perfect for cycling.
We're the monkey.
Good Lord.
Yeah, it goes really well with any monkey that you have on your bike.
Oh my God, the little monkey mascot.
Well, you can't buy them.
No, he's worth more than gold.
Actually, no, gold is an all time buy.
I should be buying gold, not cycling.
Not Bitcoin.
No.
Pen.
Pen.
That's two bunch of colours.
I feel like gold might be hard to get on there.
Gold!
But you can use gold for the highlight this way.
How?
Do we have a list?
I think we have a list.
We've got to get a list.
All right, mods.
Okay, also mods
What's going on?
What's going on with the location? I know one of them cryptic circuit and we have John a Giovanna. Okay, so we do that
Gold is a 5k plus
Okay, gold is a 5k
Yo, I'm freled. I'm freled
100 all the nation. Thank you, man
Okay, let's get a start with a
You get a pink, you get a suit, a suit car's pink, when you get a surface, how do you get
a surface there, dude?
Son of the van?
Um, well, yes, yeah, well...
Um, where's Chris's suitcase?
Here.
Damn it.
No, no, no, no.
It's going to be funny, because he'll be like, what are you doing?
Okay.
Giorno Giovanna.
Let's start with the back first, then we'll make our way to the front.
The back.
Okay.
G...
Oh, look at that.
Beautiful.
That's perfect.
Giorno Giovanna.
of honor okay we also have cryptic circuit I suppose name correct this time
cryptic it's hard to do though spelling is hard Cri-Tic okay Cri-Tic I was
appearing there somewhere cryptic cryptic cryptic Cri-Cri-Tic did I miss an end?
oh my god I think I missed an end
Oh, there's double N. Oh my god. There's an N there. That's an N. That's an N.
That's an N. Don't laugh at me, shit. Spelling is hard. Spelling is hard.
It is.
Look, I'm sorry. I speak three languages. One of them is not very well.
Uh, it's hard.
Okay.
Do you have the names?
Cripy Tick Circuit.
Name's close.
Cripy Tick Circuit's got a son, you and it.
Is it better to keep it on one sec or five?
Hey, English is tough, Chet, all right?
Your English is fucked.
Spelling in Welsh is so easy.
It's phonetic.
Oh, well, we got invaded so many times,
so we don't know where we're from.
You do get invaded one time, and then that's it.
dragon language so that's Italian though that is Italian there is I okay I
don't cryptic I actually have you on this call the music someone's got it here
It is cryo-cryo-pew-tick.
No, I got it, I got it.
And critically. Critic-criticality? Criticality.
You're a little underlined. You've given a couple of thousands.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
okay that's it I think I think that's the only one K don't know as we have no
we don't have one more yeah criticality we love criticality we do have to cut
okay cryptics at 7,300 even 7,000 that's okay well you get a little stars
you get stars too how do these stars again like I do these are my shit
stars. Yeah lines are hard though Naby. There we go that's where it is.
Are you drawing mass on the hoodie? Well mass got a donut, it's just got a
hoodie. You've got a freebie on the flag. I allowed that. You could draw her on the monkey.
Still spell it wrong. I did not spell it. That's his discord. I copied his
discord. Oh is that actually? There we go. Perfect.
I was just making sure Chad was playing Tunchin.
Whoa!
Whoa, 1k donation.
Whoa!
Ross?
Okay.
Next one. Colour.
Ross-Co-S-O.
So, Roscoso, thank you for all the joy you've provided for me the last four years, sorry for massive jump scare.
We're so close to 550 boys, so close.
Really 550?
Felix is so lucky by the way that he missed that hill.
Oh, was it that bad?
It wasn't that bad, but Alasimam would have struggled if this Chris says.
Marcus Aurelius, 1912.
He was alive then.
Do you still have no criticality?
Yeah, well, I'm...
Okay, criticality. Is that it?
Is that it?
New colour.
Blue.
Oh, blue's here.
Okay.
Criticality.
Okay, that should be easy to spell.
Surely.
Critical.
Crit.
E.
Can.
E.
T.
Perfect.
Congratulations your name's on the hoodie.
Woo!
Hell yeah dude.
Absolute legends.
We're getting it on.
It should be easy to spell.
I was not very good at spellings.
You feel happy?
Yes.
You feel healthy?
I am healthy.
I am all those things.
Get it done boys.
You show us the rest.
I had a memory.
Okay the breast.
What was that Brian?
Why do you say it like that?
I was in school one time
because I went to a Welsh speaking school.
I speak Welsh all the time.
All my work was done in Welsh.
We had to do English classes still obviously because that was the language that I would be using my entire life
And I remember they were like, okay, Conor Spouse said like the same said I was like yeah easy
ZED and they were like
Okay, so they put me in the class
Well, I don't know what the term is for this anymore. I
Don't know what the correct term is
When I was in school they were like Conor you need to go in the special needs English
I was like, huh?
They were like, yeah. But then I went in there and I was like I I'm bad at this
But I just think it's because I'm lazy because I don't think I'm like as bad as the other guys here
Because they're all like struggling to like do everything and I'm like I just don't think I am should be here
My have you seen my math scores. I'm really good at that
So you special class that is special. Yeah, they kind of they put me in there
And I remember being so mad at my mom, I was like why did you let them put me in there, do you think I'm mad?
What do you think? I'm just, I'm just, I'm just lazy.
I didn't read.
Another one came.
Yo!
Can you give me one?
Lyserg 12.
Yo, let's go!
There's something spectacular behind you.
Well, let me get the spectacular elimination.
Spectacular, spectacular.
Lyserg 12, there you go.
All right, got to read my friend, well I didn't think I had to and I was very reminded very harshly right away why I needed to read.
I wasn't really given much choice from that point onwards. I started reading.
I have two languages as a kid because you're like I don't want to do any of this stuff.
I agree.
So, can't tell.
What do you mean he's writing?
You needed that wake up call. My writing was always really bad.
When I was in high school the teachers were like hey we got to hire someone to
transcribe your writing so you've got to fix this shit. Yeah they were like
your handwriting is gonna fail you your entire life. It's not just like Ramaji.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right ladies and gentlemen we might we might have another
guest here and it's not Chris. So it's Chris. It's a time. Come on in. Come on
man. How you do it? He made it. He made it. He made it. Hey, welcome. Welcome. Thank you
so much. Have you been expecting me? Yes. I took the wrong. It's okay. It's okay. Welcome.
You're finally here. I would like to say better late than never. Better late than never. Yeah,
You gotta stand now.
We just got another $1,000 donation as well.
I heard you guys are doing great.
We are doing amazing.
Don't stop.
Now we gotta go further wrong.
One million today.
What?
Okay.
Possible.
It's possible.
So you're here for one day, we gotta make a count.
We gotta make sure those donations go big.
That's right.
You've already had to cycle it.
I haven't changed it.
Okay
I've just it's just on brand isn't it I mean it's a good bang. I'm look. I know it's a good
Problem
It looks great if you had some sort of Welsh bag, I'm sure you were gonna have your Welsh bag
It's been a while man.
How do you do?
Okay.
You just did 120 millions that you missed.
I missed a big hill.
I'm not sad for that.
100%
Well, I should get ready so we can get going, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're chilling.
We'll make good pace this morning.
What's with this wrong with your gear bag?
It's a good bag!
What am I supposed to have?
If I had meatballs, you would get nothing!
No!
Not for you!
I'm furniture! Excellent high quality furniture!
That's why I have the bags.
Meatballs are the best in the world.
We can take the mic if you want to get changed.
Oh yeah.
You don't have to rush that.
Well, I can do time. So what's your order there?
I'm having fun.
I can't believe we get to meet P.B. Carl.
It's amazing.
I can't believe it.
We had a, by the way, I put the thousand dollar donation from CMD Harland, your name is on the hoodie.
We had so many thousand dollar donations.
People want to get them, right?
Alright, give me the pen.
I already did it.
Well, the next thousand dollar, you can write.
So that can be the honor.
You can pick the color, but not gold.
The field is controller, right?
You can do some incredible Swedish artwork.
So they become black, me up.
with a map of a license to animate the process.
That was disgusting.
Why's that disgusting?
Speed water, like Niagara Falls.
When you work out, you're not getting the moment of like,
you become feral for water.
Like, ah, over there.
I'm a civilized man.
Civilized man who's jelly-faced.
I've got an Ariana Grande song stuck in my head.
Which one?
can't black me up, the paper's up, the futile, a little bit dangerous, the paper's a towel
water, a little bit of conversation, don't know where to park, that's not funny, no
no no no, I'm just going to slow my head.
Kristen fallen.
Exactly.
I don't know.
Ah, apparently Ariana Grande were here to cheer us on.
I got beautified sex it's pretty good so we've done 18k no we've got 80k new day
I've been like so not able to sleep and see the view of Japan
oh thank you here's the view of Japan is behind why are your pencil like
disgusting so I thought it was sand but it's just that they're ripping in real
time this is like it looks like it's the degrading it looks like dry rocks I
I think this is the last time I'm going to be able to wear these.
Uh, yeah.
If I sort to my rides, it's...
Where'd you get those from?
I've had these like six years.
I got these...
Passed down from generation to generation.
These are the largest size they're sold, XL.
Oh my God.
And as you can see, they don't really fit me very well.
They're quite tight.
And they're not, they're too, um, long for me.
Too long.
I, but...
I couldn't get anything.
It's in Japan, it's amazing.
Oh, me?
Yeah.
That's what would find me, right?
Something...
What?
Well, let me see.
I...
The GPS is fucking off,
so I was going to ask in the mods like...
Brutal. Yeah, it's pretty tough.
But who's first one?
One second.
Chris, no conversations.
I hate that corner.
I'll tell you all the secrets in about how I hate corner.
550K!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Casanovic's thing of the 200-odd nation.
Very kind of you.
All right, let's try this sync to one second.
That's what the mods tell me to try.
It's the first time on a cycle.
I'm not aware of Cope today.
The weather's finally good enough.
It's 15 degrees right now.
That's a nice watch.
It'd be a shame of someone to take it into the river.
You already threw one of mine in the fucking rivers.
You pushed me overboard.
OK.
I took revenge instantly in that very moment.
You were not going to go in the water, correct?
You were not going to go in the water.
Unless I forcefully threw you in.
Yeah, so I took something of yours.
I don't want to get wet.
What's the brrrrrrr?
I was like, no, no.
You have to get wet.
Just watch your shit, though.
Google and their fucking shitty products.
This thing doesn't fucking stay in, it's magma.
Common Google L.
I honestly should just get like a Garmin or something.
I think better.
I don't know if Garmin does location.
I don't know, it does.
Yeah, it also does.
OK.
Ooh.
Okay.
This is...
Well, he's lathering up.
He's at the final boss of lathering.
I'm gonna put the arm thing back on.
I don't really want to.
It's just easier than putting oil all over.
See, it's not that hard.
I've ticked one second.
Ha ha.
I just don't like the feeling of it.
I mean, it can say as if I fall off,
I'm gonna rip my arms off.
So let's take that as a...
And like a light skin coat over it.
Yeah.
I'm going to go toilet, we'll crack it.
Sure.
They'll leave me with this.
I can't hurt my snitches, I can't, but...
Any way, any way.
So we're putting a... anyone who does it's a thousand dollars, I'll write the name on
my hoodie.
Ooh.
Yeah, why not?
Well, why don't you do it?
That's exactly right, dude.
Where's the hoodie going?
Yeah, well, I was going to wear it, but it's right right now.
It'll be soaked with Conor Sweat.
Industrial.
Oh, thank you.
Industrial level, nice.
Here are the dimensions on the other side.
Good, I think they're doing well.
Just my two seconds. Keep going.
Maybe a cycle in Puerto Rico.
There we go.
Ah, damn it!
There we go.
Ah, damn.
Let's get to a minute.
Just three problems building generation.
Oh, let me just...
It's even busy building artificial seat for intelligence.
That's the goal, that's the goal.
You did a video recently and it was like,
I'm subscribed from everyone.
Yes.
You're your own boss.
So I immediately unsubscribed from CWPA.
And my life is so much cleaner.
Yeah.
So much purer.
Still subscribed.
Yeah.
I was talking to Ena about action on the way.
How much nicer is it to not get like notification bombarded?
I mean.
And I actually see your videos now.
I did notice though after a video I got a dip in my subscribers.
Because I think you've got a name right for this shit.
I've tried to stop using social media as much.
It's sort of a paradox isn't it, when it's your whole bloody life.
You like your viewers, but you also hate just going on and having weird shit thrown at you all day on like reels and shorts.
That was a good video.
That's cool.
Hit the spot.
Thank you.
What else have you been up to?
Apart from creating super intelligence.
What are you going to tell me?
When are you going to help me out?
I want super intelligence.
Oh yeah?
Why are you coming?
You haven't already Chris.
What are you talking about?
Smart as a bit of light.
I'm working on a manga for fun.
I don't want it.
Yeah.
For fun.
Just like a shorty thing.
For fun.
That's not fun.
You know what?
It's not fun.
I'm going to move for fun.
It's a simple challenge.
It's a lot of work.
I wish I wasn't doing anything.
I'm going to move for fun.
It's a simple challenge.
I wasn't doing it.
Because I mean, last year and the year before,
you were like, I'm going to learn to draw.
Yeah.
And then you learned to perfect it.
I was like, fuck it.
Even if it's too difficult, that's the final form.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
It'll be a short story.
It'll set out.
It'll be more moody.
All right, we missed the train.
And then it gets delayed for the cyclothon.
I don't like that.
Not a real story, just more mood.
You're going to have to see it.
I'll give you a coffee.
It's your book out yet?
I'll show it later though.
I was worried but now I'm not.
I'll stick it in your hands and be like,
I'll show it to the boy.
It's been a good cycle though actually.
Actually, it's been a break.
The first week, the toughest cycle we've ever done that.
Really?
The wind and rain.
Gale, force, flat, head to life.
On the second day, we got him an e-bike.
We gave him an e-bike.
And after 18 kilometers
He was like, yeah, fuck this, and he destroyed the car.
That's how bad it was, even with an e-bike.
We spent $3,000 on that e-bike.
No, where's my e-bike?
Yeah, he's an e-bike for you.
You're a strong lad.
That's true.
And I slept with a strong leg.
He was awesome.
And he made up for it.
He matched all the donations for the time
that he wasn't on the bike or something.
Really?
$18,000.
What are you going to match for this morning for you?
I'll make a private donation.
He won't never know who it is.
He did donate to the Cyclofarm before
and we're very grateful for that.
I'll donate.
But that's funny.
He'll pay 18 grand just to not to Cyclofarm.
Poor old Frank.
Well, he was betrayed because he was promised an E-Buy one.
Yeah.
And it didn't work.
Oh, OK.
But he stuck it out.
He went on the yellow bike and he died.
But he did it.
It was really impressive.
I'm going to do the same thing.
Are you going to say that's impressive?
I mean, you work out like 400 times a day.
And then he went off to Okinawa with Jerry and sat in the house.
Oh really?
He's in Okinawa now getting drunk.
I'd like to be one day.
I like the Vespa.
You look like you're about to pull one out.
I feel it's just his train stop because Chet kept yelling to the pizza.
Grave and cat Mario flashbacks where everything goes wrong the second you look away.
What's tuna pizza?
Sounds good though.
It's not good.
You don't want tuna pizza.
That's perfect timing for me to announce for the stream and for the whole world.
I am now no longer pescetarian, I've gone full veggie.
No more fish. That's right. I have empathy for the fish now.
What about beef?
No, obviously not.
What about chicken?
How did you talk about chicken and not food?
Did you say talk about chicken and pizza?
How did you talk about chicken and pizza?
How did you talk about chicken and pizza?
You're gonna be able to eat a lot of homes.
We were talking about pizzas and I like to eat on pizza a lot.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's not bad. People seem disgusted by it. So you give it up for the fish.
That's right. That's right. Everything for the taste. I'm protecting the fish.
That's tough. Give it up for the soul to eat.
He's the one punching. Where fish is in every meal. I'm not going to eat that. That's right.
Are you vegetarian? Yeah, vegan right? No. Vegan vegetarian? No. Do you eat eggs?
I eat eggs. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
But it's a little bit less worse than fucking corn pizza.
That's the worst thing ever.
Yeah, I don't know.
But do you know what it's like?
Mentico?
Like fish eggs on pizza?
That's not bad.
I don't like it.
It's so good.
You like it?
No, I never had it.
It doesn't sound that bad.
You don't want that.
You don't want that.
We had some really good Italian pizza
two days ago.
Oh my God, they're our favorite
in France.
They made their own prosciutto
in-house.
in-house took them about two years they're like a dry oh really yeah it's
super extra everything was like impeccable and they're all really sweet
what I didn't know about Italy is that each region has like a different style of
making pizza really yeah so like having the mature a lot of really spread out
or like thin crust it's all like different region based in Italy so you
can't judge one pizza is all pizza. Do you like your favorite style? Napoleon
And I'm holding pizza, yeah, that's like a more thick edges with like a more bread, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then more mozzarella.
I love crusts.
And like a lot of times the basil, you know, for the basil, that's like a cliche, no one
does that in Italy.
Oh really?
Fun pizza facts with Felix.
We'll get his gold next day.
Keep watching for more fun pizza facts.
Don't put tuna on your pizza.
Wait, why?
I like that.
Okay, I'm just joining the chat.
Ok, ok, ok, ok, and we'll make you, at some point today we'll get you on the bag so you can talk to chat as well.
Oh, excellent, that was really funny last year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to lunch, you can get a chat here.
I'm sure I've got some questions for Felix before we die.
I've got loads of questions.
Alright, shoot.
Er, Felix not Pewdiepie.
What's the difference?
Er, Pewdiepie is more like this year, man!
You got to get it!
Thanks for the lecture!
Hell yes!
I've set up two servers of my own. Now I'm nice and started building one for my parents.
Okay. More servers.
What are you stopping at three?
When you're top five.
Darth punk songs.
The one that goes down and down.
Down and down.
Down and down and down.
Oh I know.
We're going to pace off with that big fans.
No, that's not that's not
I'm not gonna sell five now
The iconic breakfast
It's gonna come at the end
Come on let's build it up a little bit at six hundred thousand
Oh, we get a breakfast at six hundred thousand
Well, you get a breakfast at six hundred thousand
Wherever you want
Whatever I want
Why are your muscles so huge?
Oh, thank you
The steroids
Why asking the worst questions?
That's the only question
That's the only question
What do you think about Finland?
Finland's alright
They keep the Russians out
No offence, Russians
But they would like to deal with you that'll
What's better, Norway or Sweden?
Excited to see my donations
Why would you even ask me that?
Disgusting
Oh, okay, I didn't want that paid money.
Charity, for charity.
These will be slightly higher quality.
Slightly higher quality.
True.
Well, we need more donations, then.
We need more donations.
So you've got 60-ish K to do that now.
Not too bad.
Yeah, that should be manageable for someone that hasn't cycled in a year.
You have a good level of, like, base fitness.
You should be okay.
You don't do quality very much, do you?
No, never, ever.
So you just do weights?
I only do calisthenics.
Like the prison work out kind of thing?
No, by the way.
That seems so hard to get into, like initially.
No, that's the easiest thing in the world to get into.
You literally just...
How can I do it? It takes a lot of persistence.
Like serious persistence, surely?
No, this is a routine.
Can you do a push-up with that?
Yes.
No, Chris, this is okay.
It's not making him do anything.
He's going to get fat.
He's going to get fat.
Why is this doing that?
Push-up.
There's a trick to it where like,
if you do it like this, it's really hard.
Separate, you should do it.
Oh, okay.
Separate your, you're next.
Whoa!
Oh my God.
You could probably do it.
I thought you had to do it like,
you had to hold your hand like that.
Am I crazy?
Oh, is that easy?
I thought you, you hold like,
I don't know if I'm going to do it.
That's easier.
Yeah, right?
That is easier.
I'll do it later.
I'll do it later.
How do you do that?
Okay, so down.
Okay.
And then yeah, keep your legs separated.
Okay.
And then you'll be able to see your weight over
on your main arm.
Okay, let's do this right.
And then arm and your back.
That's right. I'll do it later on today.
See, you got it. You got it.
What do you think you're doing today?
I don't really do it.
You do a handstand pusher.
I've been trying to do that.
OK, this is not the circus.
What do you think you're doing?
The main goal I want to do is like a one arm pull-up.
That'd be sick.
But I'm way off.
I can do like...
Damn it.
What's your weight these days?
What are you saying?
75 kg.
Chris, what are these questions you're asking him?
This is so evasive!
This is the fucking physique I aspire for.
I'll each share the secrets.
I'll send you my workout program.
Okay, I don't think it's the workout that's the issue.
Let's just clarify this.
This is not a workout, dude.
This is a diet difference.
You gotta go veggie, bro.
I think I've got Felix's muscles,
but they're sort of hidden underneath.
That's what I was saying!
You had the potential to be absolutely shredded.
Potential.
Fucking potential.
When you tell him that, it hits the same neurons as actually achieving his goal.
So now he feels like, I've got it! I'm shredded! I'm shredded!
Let's celebrate with an English breakfast.
I could see the faint outline of a six pack two weeks ago.
And then I tried carb loading and it all went to shit.
You gotta get past that like three week or whatever, how long it takes to get there.
I'll do half a second, I'll have a six pack.
Really?
You'll have a six pack the next time I see you?
Wasn't that a thing like last or two years?
Things always come up, things always come up.
He's just saying this for years.
He's looking for a fucking bar.
He's looking for his three fucking drinks all day.
I'm sure if Felix ever went to bar, there'd be moderation involved.
There'd be...
What would be your drink at the bar?
Me?
Why are you drinking first?
Why are you drinking alcohol, sir, maybe?
What would be your...
That would be the first time.
So, I'm drinking half a glass.
I basically stopped drinking this year.
I drink like once every two or three weeks.
Nice.
I'm...
Stop it.
I'm too old for it, yeah.
I don't know how people do it.
When you reach, like, 30, it goes downhill fast.
Really?
When you reach 35, I'll let you know.
Everything.
Everything goes down.
You have no idea.
Really?
Is that bad?
It's that bad.
Oh, God.
In a weird position, you've gone for two weeks like your neck is nice.
He was 36 now, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Recently, you're birthday, you know?
Huge now, you know?
But I know he was coming up.
Wait, your birthday is October, November.
October, yeah.
Alright.
That's not recent at all.
Yeah, I'm all because I remember...
It's the way the opposite of...
The first time I met Felix, he was like,
Hey, you're older than me.
I don't know when's your birthday.
He was saying he was like...
This is 1989, look it up.
I'm looking at it.
I look older.
But he's the real son of a b***h.
Or you a**hole there too.
He does a**hole.
I don't know.
He is a n***hole.
He's been quoting Marcus Aurelius this whole...
Oh well that's good. That's a brofist.
There you go.
You're breaking it out already? What the f*** you?
Marcus, for the right reasons.
Marcus.
What's been your favourite quote so far?
He's every day.
He's got a book.
Shut the fuck up you get on the bike and we do.
Yeah.
I've got a little little...
No, no, he's got a book of quotes he likes.
Oh, nice.
I like that.
Go to the IQ.
What?
Go to the IQ.
Eat my pork chops.
You're the one that doesn't push ups.
So I do a one on one.
Oh, we've got a one care go now.
Holy shit.
Come on, Grace.
Give it a go.
From, uh, Phillip...
Phillip, you can do it, it's cheating, right?
Thank you so much.
Then lean over on your right.
So what?
Lean...
Yeah, I'm left on...
Oh, you're left on?
Okay, so in theory yeah, do whatever's gonna do like this. Well, yeah
Next time next time good try good try good try
Ordination you don't know unless you try yeah, you will stop someone yeah a question Felix
Nome or KDE Plasma from a fellow Linux and self-hosting guy.
That's gotta be KDE.
KDE Plasma?
Alright, there you go.
Nome, two basic bitch, sorry.
Alright.
And then I gotta write this name down on the hoodie.
Now I feel it too.
Full on for that.
What?
Oh, excellent.
This is the book quality movie.
A few years about five years ago I wrote down a lot of my favorite stoic quotes.
You could pick out a quote and read it.
Okay.
I like that.
Oh, okay then.
How are you doing?
Good morning.
How are you doing?
Hi, we're ALT.
Hi, ALT.
Fantastic. How have you been there?
I'm an English teacher.
We have mics on, so...
Oh, it should be working.
OK, OK.
You're fine.
What's your name?
I was speaking to you.
You would do that?
Yes.
Less dirty.
First.
Yes.
Lovely to meet you.
How's life as an ALT treating you?
It's great.
This is my second year.
Second year is the best year, I think.
I love your beard and tie.
It strikes back.
He's so cute.
But that's Gudetama.
It is.
The lazy ant.
Oh, I don't know why these characters...
I'm an old man.
I'm so very lazy.
Lazy.
I can relate to him.
Fantastic.
Are you a fan of Connor?
Fantastic. Are you a fan of Connor?
Yes.
Thank you. Thank you.
I am too.
He's cool. He's cool.
Oh, thank you. Sorry.
We're leaving you back up.
Do you want to take a photo?
What do you think?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Let's take a group photo.
I'll join him once again.
Yeah, always.
I don't know where to put my phone.
Come up with them. Just give another 1,000 donations.
If you don't have to write my name, it'll reduce drag.
No, no, it's on there.
Come over here, please.
Sure.
Let's do it. Let's take a pic. Sorry, we all smelly.
He does smelly.
He does smelly.
He does smelly.
He does smelly.
Very lucky.
He's got the PewDiePie Day.
Yeah.
You're so lucky.
Not many people get a photo of Felix.
You're so lucky.
Thank you so much.
Now back to work.
Can you see it? Take care.
Yeah, especially if I could work.
Thanks so much. You ended a great area to be a down to as well.
Beautiful area.
Awesome. Take care.
Get it right over to the front.
Alright boys.
Is it time?
Alright Felix, what quote did you pick out?
Sorry?
What quote?
Oh, I got...
Did you pick out?
Yeah, I picked the fourth one.
We should always be asking ourselves,
ourselves. Is this something that is or is not in my control? That's right. If you can't
control it, why shouldn't you do it later? I feel like it's one of the train.
What? It's one of the train. That was 100% my control.
I was up at 5.30, but I was supposed to be up at 5, so I was like, ah, fuck, it's not
going to happen.
Look, I'm just going to be asking myself, do we get off at the Galque station instead
of Liga?
Or Liga.
Which one was it?
They all sound the same.
They all sound the same.
How did you not get off at the Galque?
What?
I wasn't chilling.
I didn't.
What happened?
I was just chilling.
I took a grand class.
And I was the only one.
And I was just chilling.
I was just like, yeah, it was really nice.
Did you see Ian's car out the window?
Ian rode me as soon as he was taken off.
I was like, I think that was your train just now.
And I don't see you.
And then it rode for like two minutes.
But it was like 40 minutes to go back.
Well, look, you made it.
You made it.
It would be even easier if we got the bullet train back with the light on.
No, because it was an hour later.
Oh, sure.
Oh, well, look, I mean, hey, you got to skip the big hill.
Let's enjoy the cycle.
I'm excited.
Let's do it.
I'll just take a helmet.
Oh, yeah, there's a black one somewhere around here.
Is it going to be all right at this place?
Yeah.
That's the lunch place.
Yeah, I'm sure it'll get some...
Yeah.
Beacon.
No, but Sharon.
It's a wine shop.
If it's that cheap, I don't care, it's alright.
Well, it's a...
Prefix 60.
Yeah, I don't care.
Bye-bye!
Oh, look.
That's fresh from it, it's amazing.
Okay.
19 kilometers.
Shhh.
John, 560 and feel like I should take the bag the next leg.
So get those donations in.
560.
560.
Let's get on the bike.
Remember.
Hey, look at this wave.
600,000.
Thank you so much.
I'll brofist wherever you want.
Shhh.
Wherever I want.
Even chat.
Chat will get a brofist at 600.
Wherever they want.
They might do it.
They might do it.
Wherever they want.
Wherever they want.
Wherever they want.
Whatever they want.
Right now?
No.
Okay, I'll go this way.
I appreciate it.
Oh my god.
You're out of the week.
Let's check that out.
But you've spent a while since you've been on a bike, right?
Yeah, I don't know if I remember.
So this is a motorcycle.
How was your day?
I went back.
This doesn't feel good.
I hate this already.
Is your knee like fully extending or not?
You want to be like close to fully, but you don't have the leg.
I think this is good probably.
Yeah, looks good.
I like the merch by the way. Oh, thank you. Looks good. Thank you. Is that the cycle thumb?
Yeah, cdogva.com they can get it.
Here we go. Check it out. Take out the merch. Take out the merch, dudes.
All right boys. We have a big stretch now, right?
About 20k's. Did you kick about an hour? It's not that bad. That sounds big to me.
But you've got like the best weather. It's been hell for us the past week.
I heard yeah it's been rough it's nice here it's amazing yeah like this is
like the best this is the best you could ask for it literally couldn't get better
weather right now this is like genuinely awesome and I think it was with the
game for the right it's mostly flat now all day that's what I like to eat so
you got a pretty short day nice we're getting your compulsory one-year
The cardio session is all the way to the cardio.
Yes, if mine is just working.
Is it working or okay? I've got the mic on.
Hello, testing one, two, three. Is it working?
How are we looking?
Oh, nice.
All right, Mike's off, guys.
All right, you're very quick to take it.
Okay.
Who does bro think he is?
I guess I'm the yowl?
That's all right.
Yeah, well, I'll be behind you.
Yeah.
So you can just yowl, and Chris, just follow Chris.
You trying to blind yourself?
No.
Nice, I like it.
Alright, let's get over in the way.
The car.
Alright boys.
You lead the way.
Offside the wall.
You lead the way, off the cycle, or you're having a haze in you.
So on the bike, there's small and the big, so you do both to go to shift down, one to
shift up.
And then this is the big gear where you'll change if you're going like downhill, you'll
want to change it.
Or you're on the big one right now, so you probably want to change it.
Most of the time you'll be on the small one.
Oh god, this car's coming out now.
No, so there's six on the back, or seven, sorry, and there's two on the front.
I'm normally on the small one, on like a higher gear on the bottom one.
Okay, well, look, you'll figure it out.
I'll be behind you and I'll let you know.
Don't go into the...
You should always feel like easy.
Really?
Yeah, you should feel like effortless when you're pedaling.
So you want to get to that rhythm where like...
You're just like not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what if I'm going to move it?
Okay, well, well then you've got to speed up.
Alright, let's follow him.
Alright.
Off we go, Felix.
Alright, you're going to go.
Five, six hundred and he'll bro fish anywhere, chap.
He'll brofist anywhere
Or anyone okay, oh shit flimpa dump another thousand dollar donation
Holy shit, that's three thousand dollars in like ten minutes
Thank you so much
Real real things I don't know who this third guy is
Yeah, he is cutting the machine.
Lovely traffic.
Lovely traffic.
Yeah.
Hi, Phoenix. Thank you for inspiring me to move to Linux.
I've never looked back and it's been amazing to take control of everything on my laptop.
He wants me to change. He wants me to change.
Okay, I will. I will.
Will you help me do it?
I should do it on my own.
Shout out, Linsborg, little Sweden-USA cancer. I grew up there.
Good night from Estonia. Can you say to Phoenix that Malmo is better than Gothenburg?
El Lunderscourt?
Oh my god. Malmo is better than Gothenburg they say.
Malmo?
That's the biggest...
Shut up!
You don't got to write down my name. It will reduce drag.
Oh okay.
Good luck on the journey today.
A little rusty feeling. Don't worry, riding a bike is like a plastic instruction. It's like riding a bike's ride.
Out of the years, what is the crew's favorite?
Tower, Lager, Ember, etc.
I don't know what everyone else is, though, man. I like parallels, though.
Brokist is back. Any recommendations for first timers in Tokyo for the first four days as I'm travelling to Osaka and Kyoto, and then back to Tokyo?
That's right, that's right.
Welcome Felix to the site.
That's the highway.
You're not that fast.
If Felix had water, would he use Game of Substance
and use your discount code?
He'd be reluctant. He's a G-Fuel.
We're a Game of Substance family here.
He's pretty fast though. He's keeping up with Chris.
Hey, we got you.
So many trucks!
Connor, Chris, Felix and Fenway. Felix, your vlogs these days are so wholesome and beautiful.
Good luck, boys.
I love your vlogs.
It's been safe and fun.
Wow, those mountains.
IMF has projected 6.7% GDP growth for Republic of Uganda in 2027.
GDP growth is fueled by historic demand for second-deeds nuts.
Why is Linux like instant?
It's fucking insane!
It takes like 10 seconds!
I would have taken 30 minutes to install it!
For Windows?
Yes!
Yeah, it's pretty annoying. I hate doing it.
It's like, oh, I just want it to work.
It doesn't fucking work!
I don't care.
Watch it.
Your whole life is gonna fly.
And finally everything will be lighter.
Everything will be lighter?
Press Nero?
What do you do on your computer?
Stream.
OK, you got it.
You got OBS Linux.
Really?
You got OBS Linux now?
Wow, I didn't know that.
Damn.
Has this been your job today?
Just promote Linux?
Uh, yeah.
Linux influencer.
You're a Linux influencer.
Notice how Felix shows up to beddle, but a certain Red Bull athlete can't be bothered to cross
Japan without an internal combustion engine. Maus, Princess emoji.
What? No, they're talking shit about Ludwig.
No, it's valid. They said that you showed up.
What is wrong with Nessia?
He needs a motorcycle, he's weak.
He's not an athlete.
Hey Connor, thanks for reaching out about hosting the next cyclathon in Israel.
What?
I got it approved, looking forward to seeing you.
Is it a different idea?
Not for any yahoo.
Different idea for...
Donated plasma for the second time today.
I'm so thankful for you since you are almost exclusively the reason I knew to donate.
Hey.
Thank you so much.
That's awesome, thank you so much.
Is it hot in Tokyo right now?
Is that really hot yesterday?
Oh damn.
I think it's 6.7.
Oh damn.
I hear that we're just like that, and I'm a son, yes, I'm a son.
Road to see the Namikago two weeks ago on my first coupon trip and had a great time.
You are a great inspiration coming.
Thank you for all that you do.
Yeah, nice try to do that for Namikago.
How long are we going to get there, aren't we?
This is day nine.
Oh, is it?
Yeah, we've been through it.
Thank you.
Yeah, the sector is amazing.
This is so much nicer than last year.
You're in the middle of nowhere, Hokkaido.
Well, we were in the middle of nowhere.
They should get nicer today as well.
Man, it's so nice.
Someone asked me not long ago,
I haven't suppressed your memory, but I know everything.
I didn't go to Hokkaido.
Can you speak Fahrenheit?
Oh, it's amazing. I got the stupid thing.
I cannot speak Fahrenheit.
I know that, like, 69 is what I always set my thermometer to in the room down in the hotels.
What happened to the motor spring?
Oh, that's okay.
Yeah, you're in lunch.
Thank you, man. I appreciate that.
Damn, the mountains!
Yeah, they're crazy.
Watching you guys do this is really incredible. Keep it up. So you can rise up a gun down
Can Felix swallow a top from the top?
Oh, I don't think you can Felix is right moved to Casio s arch Linux last year
He'm also a systems engineer. So free yourself from the confirmity of the rules monk Jonas
I would I would like to I'm just worried about like it makes his rooming on the floor
should switch to Linux. I switched a month ago and haven't looked back.
Damn, really? Is that good?
They keep telling me to swap to Linux!
Oh, yes!
Python, I recommend putting Linux on another partition or drive to start.
The proton layer has really improved compatibility with the labels.
Oh you're pretty fast though.
Oh yeah, pretty fast though.
You got 60 more Ks.
We're not even close to being started.
It's so nice of you to take your weird uncle and the neighbour kid on a bike ride.
My Sakura tree?
Full bloom on that one.
Full bloom on that.
my bum and also switched to Linux. Oh my god, chat.
Everybody keeps telling me to switch to Linux.
He said take 30 minutes and then install Linux. Let me come back.
I think people are passionate about windows or max.
I think people are passionate about linux.
That could be wrong though.
Like anyone who uses windows does not like using windows.
We just held hostage.
Bazite?
I run Bazite on my steam deck.
No, sorry, my ROG A2 Swarm.
It's so good.
Is that Linux? Oh, that's just heat. I love that. It works so good.
Pittsburgh facts. Pittsburgh not only has four hundred and forty six bridges,
even roadways, not only the, but they also only collapse sometimes.
No.
Dude, the view is amazing.
We're not, don't worry. Well, we are going to, you're not.
You're lucky.
Oh man, that was a nice day.
17 degrees today.
Oh, downhill then uphill, fun.
True.
You might have chapped 560 and Felix takes the bag.
560 and you take the bag.
I'm going to make you stream.
I'm not familiar with these terms.
These terms?
These terms.
I got you.
I'll explain thoroughly for you.
Sorry.
He's old now.
I didn't realize.
Bad?
What?
Bad.
What are we at right now?
555?
Nearly 556.
I know.
Oh my god.
Hey Felix Connor and Chris Senpai, I worked five million hours on this donation, would
make my life if you could greet me wish you the best day ever.
Hey what's up man, thank you for that, I appreciate that.
This is a really wide pit area.
Make the switch to Linux and Graphi, no S. No turning back.
Yes, he's mentally keeping track of everybody who's swapped.
Yeah, we're keeping track of that.
If everyone swaps, they'll come back and donate more to see how much better their life is.
If everyone swaps, they'll donate their windows and windows.
Amazing job so far, guys.
Yeah, that's done a lot.
I think one has quickly become my favorite of streamed events what you guys who is inspiring
What's up, and yeah
Yeah, they do that they've been following us since north Japan
Yeah
Yeah, it's a little weird.
Just ignore them.
Don't pay them attention.
That's what they want.
They want attention.
Listen well, fellow foreskins and followers of Gregorius Maximus, now is the time to rally.
Sell your cardboard box houses and donate now, purple with emoji.
your cardboard houses and donate.
I don't know about the genesis.
I don't know.
All got ahhh.
Cool.
Love you guys and all the good work you do.
You can do it.
Come here!
Another up and down, yay!
I'm not sure if that's something I want to remind you of.
You struggling?
I'm not sure.
You'll be alright.
I don't know where they're on.
Oh.
Ow.
I could have chopped my bike in that truck there, maybe got in myself as well.
Ah, lovely day.
You missed the worst weather man.
How bad was it?
Dude, horrific.
100k and like 50km headwinds.
No.
Yeah.
We did have a bad day last year.
Oh man, it makes a big difference with the wind.
Oh my God, it's the worst.
People don't know when they're watching.
Yeah, it's kind of hard to
to reflect.
We had a sandstorm as well.
Really?
Yeah.
Because the farmers have sand on their crops.
Oh.
I don't know.
It apparently helps them grow.
But it was like blowing up.
It's a damn chicken dangling in front of Chris.
I don't get it why he is so fast.
Yeah.
It seems like I came at the right time.
Yeah, you do.
This is like the best day.
It's nice to have a temperature in.
Yeah.
Great day to install Linux.
Yeah.
On your machine.
Oh, we've got a mermaid sign over there, a little mermaid up ahead.
Can you tell me there's mermaids around here?
Where's your garden?
You're okay to just do whatever he wants.
There was heart desires.
Hello Connor and crew. You inspired me to donate blood last year and this year I plan to donate plasma.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thank you.
My pleasure.
On our way to ramen today boys. Ramen. The food is there. The gods.
Oh that's a sacred tree.
What is he doing?
He just keeps going on and off.
He did this last time too.
He likes to just go on and off the sidewalk.
Glad you guys are getting some good weather finally.
Yeah, for a night.
Oh, I need bronzoic. I've been to bronzoic.
I always love saying that one, don't you?
Anyone that are from there?
Because they're always surprised I've been.
I went on a plane.
I was pretty sure I was the only non-armish person on the plane
which also surprised me because I didn't know armish people were allowed to use planes
That was a propeller plane
Hell yeah
That's not too much. I do three. I do three. Three a day, no more, no less.
Wow. Wow, of course. GammaSaps is in there too.
Yes sir. Sorry G Fuel.
Oh, also they made a...
Oh, they made cycling on the sidewalk illegal, like this month.
I recently got laid off from my job, but I still want to stay at the court.
You're going to get on this road. Get on this road with us.
Now you know. Get on the road with us, boy. I want to see you.
I want you in front of me, Felix. I want to chase that dog.
Yeah, you look so much better on the road, Felix.
You look you look strong on the road. You just look so good
His coughs are fucked up. I don't know how he did that
Studio New York, okay
Oh, beautiful road.
Why would you want the sidewalk when you could be on this?
The sidewalk is so much worse than this.
This is so much nicer.
You won't get hit by a car.
I would get hit first!
Oh God, Brian.
Oh my God, Brian, you okay?
Love-seeing brothers cycling for good cause.
Also, Chats, I need 575k for a big go-get-to-eat chat.
Boys, 560 and Felix takes the bag. Let's get it. Come on boys.
Keep that donor coming.
and a one K donation gets you on the hoodie, the Hall of Hoodie Fane.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Microsoft 11 essentially installs spyware to tell Microsoft when you have programs turned on and how long they're turned on.
You can't turn this off.
Yeah, I mean, I don't like it.
I don't like using Windows.
I just feel like I have no choice.
Maybe I do have a choice.
Linux isn't the choice.
Clearly.
Oh my god.
Nice sandwich there Felix.
Top review of the monument of mermaid legend.
One star don't expect to see a mermaid there.
Is there a review from the mermaid place?
Oh this is lovely man.
Like zero winds, nice roads,
sun shining, beautiful day.
Illegal.
I'm just fucking with you.
I got pulled off the first time into that.
Really? Why?
I am tuned for introducing a taskmaster on the podcast.
If you were invited to taskmaster, would you go?
Maybe even across the globe.
Okay, maybe lunch, tell me.
Holy shit!
That A.M. of you is gorgeous and should get more popularity.
Yeah, that looks amazing.
Last year on Cyclerython I asked you what to do in Europe.
Pulse told me to go out into the woods as God intended.
So I got mauled by a bear.
So much would be so happy.
I'm all that's got intended, Meggy.
Did you think about that, perhaps?
Did you think that maybe God would want that?
Maybe you had a plan for you. Maybe there was a purpose to being mauled.
So you would pick the mauled event and slay the spire, where it replaces all your strikes
with mall where every time you play a mall it does one extra damage and you'd be
you'd be called to pick that event in an ascension 10 run. Think about that.
I'm very smart. Use code PewDiePie and check out for a discount on G Fuel. No!
Not G Fuel! No G Fuel! That's true, that's true. Thank you.
Jamisaps, yes.
Smells like popcorn.
It smells like bread.
Am I having a stroke?
I think I'm having a stroke.
I hate microslot.
They took over my game company and laid a bunch of them soft.
I asked my dream job because of them crying face emoji.
Yo, we hate Microsoft here.
We're close to five, five, seven boys, come on, let's get it at 3K, 3K until Mr. Felix
takes the bag.
Don't you want to hear from him?
He's come all the way.
Let's get those donations.
What are we at?
Five, five, six.
Come on, man, five, five, seven.
We're so close.
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for, Chad?
Let's see what it says.
Well, that was a long town name, it was like Kamikopunamatsu.
I think we've done like 10k, probably another 10 to go, I think we've done like 10k, I don't
Wow the mountains get even more pretty and more recycled look at that.
Yeah they look awesome.
Third year of asking again if Felix would sing take on me again.
They asked if you'd sing take on me.
600 as well.
Ah, you heard him boys.
So far this distance has been very chill, very chill coast, no wind whatsoever, beautiful.
600k we get a brofist anywhere and we get take on me okay that sounds like a
pretty good deal to me
I got the steel, I got the steel.
It's beautiful. No wind at all, too. It's just perfect. You're so lucky.
Yeah, we went to Dune. We went to Dune. We found the spice. Spice of negata.
It isn't here, it's here's Game of Sups.
Here who controls the Game of Sups, controls the universe.
And you don't know what's planned?
What mouse is streaming?
Why don't we give mouse an option?
We can give mouse the choice today.
Give the world a mouse.
What's up, it's a nice flat.
What a rock just kicked my shit.
What a fox this roe.
Chaff really would love to feel it, since take me on as a duet with Myse.
Let's start a $1 payment get to $560,000.
Every dollar helps.
All right, every dollar does help.
Every dollar helps.
Get those donations in boys. We're at 557.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Ooh, Sally, I think it's 150.
What's the latest 1002.v4?
This trip?
Yeah.
We'll catch up at lunch. There's quite a lot to catch up on.
Rob, uh, yeah Rob swallowed a whole sausage in one go, yeah it was impressive
we were all shocked yeah he's a donation goal he was like I can swallow a whole
sausage and there's a long dog too.
My partner has pot syndrome and seeing you guys do this means more than that.
We got you. Yeah, you missed out. What else, Chad? What else? Yeah, that was it.
We briefly had the, we're briefly making fun of the AI upper class.
yeah they're not gonna make it and six six nine you go to work six days a
week place six to nine six days a week otherwise you'll never you'll never
escape the AI overlord
oh nine nine six sorry
Oh, butter chicken. I don't know why butter chicken has become a meme. I don't know.
All right, chicken.
You want a butter chicken?
Yeah.
It was good. We had one.
What are you talking about?
The curry.
No, I thought you said buy a chicken.
No, butter chicken curry.
What the heck?
Oh.
There's a lot to explain.
I'm trying to buy a chicken for the butter chicken.
You want to buy a chicken?
Yeah, okay.
What were you, I mean just want to hang out with?
Yeah, just hang out with you.
It's the cool...
Why don't you eat the chicken?
Ah, because it's yummy.
So yummy, feelings.
Because there's a bit in Dune where there's like the
Butlerian G-Had and Christmas reddit is Butter Chicken G-Had
and it just became a fucking joke.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's good.
I think it's bad I think it's like a the law behind you
yeah and that view is spectacular
only we had less trucks yeah this is the most trucks you've had this
We're going to finally have a year where I have the income to donate.
Hey, thank you.
Two hundred dollars donation, thank you.
Digitrad donors, keep that count going on boys.
and you get to talk to Felix.
We should put it on booby too to fuck with him.
Ah, the mountains keep getting closer and closer.
I...
I don't know the number.
But I know it's like...
Thank you for showing it to me again best of luck with the rest of the ride
I mean paying people's time all the hotels all the food
equipment cars travel I
Feel like I don't know I can tell you a number exactly, but it's over 50k at least
It's a lot
But you know, it's worth it to turn a cool event and don't give a word on me I
I got a lot of ads, I got a lot of subs, so don't worry about it.
I don't want you to think that, I don't want you to think that I'd lose money on this.
money on this? I definitely made money on this I thought. From like ads and
subs you guys have been very generous. You can just look at the
Twitch tracker. We have 20,000 subs so you can do the math on that. We're
good. Telling about me. It's an investment but I'm very happy to do it.
It's a really good cause. And even if I did lose money I would still do it
because it's fun to start. That's the cool event. So it's not about that.
I know people will sometimes get curious.
It's the first day of Yamazaki.
Really?
Oh, shit.
of love from Singapore.
Thank you.
It is getting hot now.
I don't think you play any games now, right?
He's quit. He's claimed.
He's just Linux.
Just Linux.
Drawing in Linux.
He's figured it out.
Are you going to play Smash Bros., right?
A little beyond?
But you told me something really funny.
Well, he picks our characters.
So he picks the character that you play.
I think it's just DK that's holding it.
You have all the next group.
I'm not going to play now.
I'm going to see Dino.
A lot of chat would be like, yeah, that's right.
That's good.
He only picks Dezio Peach in the play.
That's so cute.
But I'll play for you, though.
Oh my god, Slav is fired, too, man.
That game is so good.
If I come down with Dino.
You will be adept for life.
You can't go near it.
It was a little extra, I was like, I know I'm going to go there, I'm not going to go there.
I'm going to make sure it's okay.
Don't say it.
The problem is I'm not a folksome person.
I can't do that.
You get addicted.
Yeah, I've got a lot of hours.
I think I put like 200 in it already.
It's only been out for like half a month.
Yeah.
Dude, it's true.
Oh my God dude, it's so good though.
It's so good.
Oh my God, the co-op is so good.
Once you hit 30, come on.
It changes?
Fuck dude.
I have to sort myself out.
I've got a couple, like three more months.
I've been 29.
Dude, is that same?
Why do you say it like I'm dying?
You're like, really? Damn, okay.
No! No!
Sweet living in LA here.
Oh.
Whoa, 1,000.
That's a great thing.
Nakey, thank you for the 1,000 man.
We'll do your name on that hoodie.
Hell yeah, dude.
That's crazy, thank you.
Who gets to hit it?
Ooh, I mean, that's a great question.
I actually don't know.
I didn't think that far ahead.
Do you have any ideas?
Are you just giving me the background or something?
Yeah, yeah, I think I can frame it, right?
That could be fun.
That could be an item for...
A charity auction, maybe one day.
We're at 558-4.
You're at 558-4.
Yeah.
What can I say?
Let's go.
Nearly at 560, boys.
Let's get it.
Charity Maxing.
Kubiki Walls, that was cool.
I was going to say earlier, I got told off, like a racist Japanese woman told me off.
Racist?
Yeah, but she was like, this is your man.
He told me off.
Really?
Yeah, but she was like, uh, this is Japan.
Love to see my favorite sweet, six-ling for charity.
Love from Finland.
Oh, thank you.
Also four-gang riser.
A lot of bets here, man.
Wait, so she was shouting at you?
Uh, yes.
Said this is Japan?
Yeah, she said this is Japan.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was playing with pigeons.
What's wrong with that?
Uh, it's not a thing kids do, I guess.
What the fuck?
She got mad at me and told him off.
What?
I wasn't bothering anyone.
I think technically she's right,
but at the same time it was really weird to get so mad about it.
Yeah, I mean some people get so weird about things sometimes here.
That's what I'm having a game for.
Yeah?
Have you been told off?
Yeah, I've been told off.
Yeah?
I've seen the way you said that.
I had a really bad experiences one time when...
I only could bring it up, man.
I like, there was a courtyard I always used to walk through.
Yeah?
Because it was like four giant apartment buildings.
And I couldn't read Japanese and it said like don't walk through here
It was like an open courtyard like it was super easy and it would like it would shave off like a like two minutes
Walking through this thing. Otherwise I'd go around the whole apartment block
And one time this guy came out. He was like shaking. He was so angry
And he was like screaming at me and I called up a Japanese friend because this guy was in my face screaming at me and
Then he was like you got to leave and I was already basically out of the courtyard
That's so funny.
And he was like, you gotta go all the way around.
Get out.
Get out.
And yeah, he was like so, like so aggressively mean.
You do not break the rules.
Don't matter if you break the rules.
And I was like, damn, OK, man.
It was like month two in Japan.
I was like, oh, this shit, this feels really bad.
I don't like this.
It's not a good feeling.
No, because it's like, man, maybe I did do something wrong.
That's exactly right, yeah.
And you're like, I really didn't do anything crazy.
I didn't hurt anyone.
I just didn't know.
Yeah, that guy was really fucking, like, so aggressive.
You know, at parks, there's always, like,
some things like, don't sit on the grass.
Don't have fun.
It's a park.
It's a kid's soil, like, as an example.
I can't believe it.
Yeah, kids can't have fun.
They can't express joy.
It's pretty awesome, it's actually like pretty amazing, it's just sometimes that like they
add like that one extra rule that's like why why'd you add that what happened what was
that one really loud kid who like ruined it for everyone or like who brought that rule
up like he was like oh we should have a no shouting for kids rule they really get out
a hand.
Have you ever had experience of that?
Yeah, I was saying like I was taller because if you remember playing with a pigeon.
I went into a game play three times a day.
What happened?
Can I say that?
Yeah, probably.
Oh, fuck. Oh yeah, you got a guy up there.
Oh my bad.
No, that's all right.
First one.
Hey, it's good.
Did you get four to the left?
No.
Oh, well, we might actually.
all right do we fix it you know you're good yeah it's kind of like pull it
I'll help I'll help I mean I'm already various okay okay so you want to pull
this pull this forward yeah like that and then and then yeah and then pull this
yep around oh it's like sucking that what the hell that's fine that's fine
I wish I could change that
how did you do this okay and then make sure it's like properly on it looks
sideways at the bottom here. I'm trying!
Yeah, I can't.
There you go, there you go.
Okay, now I get it on.
So, let's give it a...
Yeah, it looks on to me. Oh, really?
Oh, yeah, I see.
Oh, yeah, at the bottom here it's...
No, it actually might take.
There we go.
No, it went in front of us again.
No, you're on the right one.
I'm on the right one, mate.
All it took was a little bit of...
A little bit of this.
Give me a cheeky lick, Felix.
It's too fat again.
We've got three kilometres, so...
It's alright, the handlebars will suck it up.
Something's your problem.
Wait, wait, wait. Can I not be positive?
What is that?
It's like a beer snack.
What is that? Can I do?
Oh, I have.
It's the number one.
Oh, thank you.
No, but this is going to ruin it.
Oh, you're so nice, man.
Okay, thank you. You know what you're so kind.
Thank you.
That's fine.
I appreciate it.
That's really nice of you.
Take care, man. That's so sweet.
Thank you!
That's so nice.
That was very sweet.
I can't believe that.
He said no, but I mean it was so nice.
Why not, right?
That's so Swedish of you in that moment.
What?
Declining health.
Right, but I feel like it's so easy to do.
The European mind is like, oh god, what do I owe this guy?
Exactly, what do I owe this guy?
What do I owe this guy?
Yeah, let's say sweet of him though.
Well we were complaining about Japan, but that was a very sweet moment, you know?
No, they weren't Japanese.
But in Japan I feel like it makes you care more about helping everyone around you as well.
You gotta pay forward, yeah?
Yeah, you gotta pay forward, man.
AYC, thank you so much for the $1,000 donation!
Trying to pull out the big ones, thank you for being so wonderful.
That would probably help.
I look at you often now, like so late, you're like, maybe I should help.
What the fuck? I thought you didn't get my monkey wet.
That's a good karma.
AYC, thank you so much for the 1K donate. We're at 559 though.
know yeah we're looking we're making great time today all right you know you
good thanks so much everyone hey we got it done nice little side quest yeah I
don't know how I did that I think what happened is you stopped and you try to
change gear so it just didn't have any no don't do that while changing it's not
big deal I mean that that's like an easy fix you just get ready greasy all
right I'm just getting really hot now hey yo what's good thank you for the
hundred-old donation you guys rock that's just resume TTS it's here in the
message hi comedy Chrissie Felix and Chef so great to see people all working
for a good cause and Mike Galliente or he can you give me an update on the
Rollax.
Rollax?
You guys put such an unbelievable amount of effort into all of this.
Thank you.
Thanks for making a difference.
Thank you.
Time to pull out the big ones.
Thank you for being your wonderful role model and being so inspirational.
Thank you.
You guys rock.
Thank you.
Nearly at 5.60.
The legal cyclist is the left of us.
Maywaku. Maywaku YouTuber.
You just want to keep moving.
Double-laccer, please, you can pass through here, right?
Yeah.
What are we at now?
We are 300 dollars away from 560.
Oh, 300 away?
300 dollars away, yeah.
That's cool.
That's amazing.
We're so close.
And then I get the badge.
You get the badge?
Monkey check.
Look at how he's doing.
He's doing good.
What's my little fountain?
You can teach me.
Lunch is going to be a lot of fun.
You've heard of locked in, right?
Yeah, of course, yeah.
Okay, okay, that's good.
That's good.
That's a good one.
Locked in.
You've got to lock in.
You're not locked in right now.
What was that?
Yeah.
We're in great pace though today, it's nearly 12am and we're about to hit lunch, we're
halfway done with the day, there's plenty of time for activities today, yippee, we
We take our time and enjoy it.
Oh my god, the weather is so goddamn nice.
The weather is so good!
Dude, it's stunning. Look at those mountains, man.
Those are imposing.
And we're gonna cut life through them.
Who hates these streams?
Why? I hope she...
You are a reckless boy to be fair.
Safety is number four on the priority list.
I forbid you.
So I hope this helps.
Best of luck and be kind to your legs.
Thank you.
Your sweet chiseled legs.
Oh damn.
Thanks, Lee Chilly.
She's probably just happy to hear you not talk about Linux for an hour.
She's like, oh thank God, he's doing something else.
He's not just talking about Linux again.
Come on. My mom would be happy to look at you.
Oh, what the hell?
Oh, the engine.
Alright, yeah.
Oh, okay. Go ahead.
I think Gusto is the best option, he's Australian this way.
Sure.
Okay.
Alright.
A legal cyclist to the left of me.
Police get him.
Nothing.
I'm calling the police Felix.
I'm calling them.
I'm telling them.
I'm calling the police Felix. I'm calling them.
Look if you get hit by a car, it's like a little die hat suit. You're chilling.
You win that. You win.
The odds are showing our favor.
I'm bigger than this car.
Hey, my pleasure.
Thank you.
Oh, I guess that's good.
Yeah, it's quite good.
Oh, really?
PopOS?
PopOS?
Is PopOS good?
OK, OK, OK.
Okay, okay.
That's all I know. You could be more than that.
Okay.
As an arch user myself.
Is that like the higher being of Linux user?
The higher...
One, let's not compare, but I do look down on everyone.
It's much easier in Solnite. You just have a basic package.
Oh, cool.
You don't have to...
Like fuck around a bunch.
Well, you have to write every disc partitioning yourself.
Oh God. Oh, oh good.
I use arch by the way. Is that a meme? I use arch by the way?
I can teach you some. Okay, teach me some Linux memes.
Really? Everyone started spamming it.
I'm standing here.
I completely unfound the head of the seat.
I just, I just...
That's funny.
That's funny.
So Felix's mom watching, don't worry, I'm in the back and I'm way wider.
I get hit first.
I don't think that's comforting, but I saw the temptation there.
You attempted there.
I can't hear what's happening.
Oh, okay.
Are you deaf?
I was saying your mom doesn't need to worry. I'm like three times wider than you. I think I'll get hit first
if you just stand in line. My ass should get clipped.
There you go. I will tank it.
it
Yeah, we're in
He doesn't
Type of shit
I
Well, I take in it for the modern day
Why would you need to replace in it? That's the perfect word. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, well, it's not my favorite thing. I don't say it at all.
I always annoy Marte by saying, I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what, that's the best British contribution I've ever had.
We've got loads of great like sayings like that.
I'll tell you what.
Oh, 560, let's go.
Nice, Steve.
Look back.
Yeah, well, let me swap over.
over. Felix doesn't want to conform to you windows users on the roads real
freedom is the sidewalks or roads depending on how you feel. I use Arch
BTW. I know you do. Everyone uses Arch apparently. Everyone's using Arch.
They all use Arch by the way. Unplunted. No one asked.
I just saw Chris's future kids die in front of me.
Generations lost in one bump.
Yeah. You?
Not that much longer though. 1.5k ahead.
It's used in Devereux for a year. It's basically Arch Linux for dummies.
Oh, cool.
Switched back to Windows because some anti-cheat solutions just don't work.
Yeah, that's so annoying the game to keep adding that shit.
Remember chat, 600,000. You'll get a bro fist anywhere and Felix will sing take on me.
I'm asking if it's a choosy, what is the most chosen?
No, the grilled chicken was really good that I had.
I'll keep you safe don't worry mom Felix okay why not I'm cool I promise
Sorry out choosers, I went the way of Carly and am not returning.
Is Carly good?
I don't know.
Cause you can just go straight.
You can stay in this line.
No comment.
Tee hee.
Oh, thank you, Alex.
Cause you can just go straight.
You can stay in this line.
Oh thank you, Arliss.
Oh, and none of the comments have been read now, good.
I love bloody hell, what's all this then?
What's all this then?
It's like a fucking mass and a British guy comes in and he's like what's all this then?
Is it straight?
That's fine. I don't really want to stop, I'm honest. I'm kind of in a good...
What's all this about?
You love corn, corn, potato.
Chris got so annoyed the other day when we were at Gusta,
because I was, like, reaching over.
To get fries, he's like,
You fucking hoodie, look at him, I fucking corn soup.
I was like, Chris, my hoodie's got your fucking soup.
He's not losing it.
Oh my god, beautiful that.
Look at that.
Damn.
That is so pretty.
10 out of 10 day.
Yeah, man.
Literally.
Clouds look beautiful
I'm calming
What percentage are we out on the distance boys should be around 50 lunch today? I think it should be
Yeah.
49, okay, we'll be about 50 today.
About 80K today.
80 is honestly the perfect amount to do,
to guarantee my personal feeling on cyclothons.
90 is a bit much, 100 is killer.
80 allows us to kind of take our time with it.
enjoy some of the days a bit more. Also 70's good so I mean just just be
extra lazy to mess around more.
What happened to GPS dude? I don't know this shit's been so broken. I don't know
how it's gotten worse over cycles. We used to have GPS all the time. We have
perfect signals I don't know why it wouldn't be working.
Oh, yeah, it's quite an important part.
I recently dropped windows for no borrow links.
No borrow?
I'm gonna run up those windows apps.
Very happy without windows, shite.
Dude, they hate windows, dude.
I think so.
I don't even know who you know.
There's a strange Swedish guy screaming about Linux behind me.
What, hey?
Hey now, leave me alone. I am still using windows.
All right, yeah, it may as well illegal, illegal cycle, we're breaking the law, we're breaking
the law right now, fuck.
On your own, share the bill.
No, Felix, say it in, so.
I think it's a game for you for a second.
it's 75 you're going slow actually the pace you're going it's pretty legal
what do you say? the pace you were going it's probably it's pretty legal
okay don't look so disappointed Felix it's not that neat
it's finally a sport that I am slightly better at Felix at yeah you'd crush
and everything else we do just rock-climbing I'm okay I'm too wise and heavy
this is so good at rock-climbing he's yeah you are we hadn't gone for months
he's like I'll just do a V 100 casual it via 100 that's easy isn't it wait
that's like super easy it's the stairs like v2s you would do it I'll be
three's yeah now every gym is a different one and I'm right it's kind of
like yes it oh dude Gus is good they are everywhere yeah I'd say pretty good
overall like for a family restaurant pretty chill it's not gonna blow you away
Hey bud, forget it.
There's one on the reverse.
There's so many, yeah.
On stand.
Thank you.
Your fingers look lovely.
You grabbed it where the mic is.
Sorry about that.
That's alright.
Alright, just gonna get my phone off.
Take this one in, thank you.
That's cool.
Appreciate it, thanks.
That was very easy.
Very easy.
Wasn't it not?
We prepared that.
No, it was easy.
Yeah.
Yeah, the wind was just.
We kept stopping.
It was kind of like downhill most of the way.
That was really nice.
When the wind's not against you, it's like actually fun
to cycle.
Although, too far this road is pretty bad.
It's been pretty, the traffic is.
Yeah, but it was still a nice.
It was still really nice.
I think, because we're in Joetsu now, right?
Oh.
Once we get out of Joetsu, it
should be a little bit better.
That's funny.
We stopped at Joetsu, just like randomly.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
I'm just curious to hear what you have to say.
Uh, have you seen four in Japan's and this one you get to talk about?
Oh, that's nice.
Hold on, I'm going to get all this stuff.
You guys can head inside if you want.
That's talky.
Fine.
You're hungry, huh?
I'm hungry too.
I'm looking forward to check out Agusta.
There he goes.
What are we leaving?
He's leaving already, right?
That's fine.
This is a smart idea.
Ian is so proud of this.
I think it's a great addition.
It's also awkward like yeah, it also looks cool. I don't like how much was this in?
How much is the stand?
Each one of them. Yeah, like $60. I think it's good. It's current check exchange, right? That's like it's pretty good quality
Oh nice good good good get the pin on the truck. Yeah
Yeah, cuz it was put it up on the side. I'm just gonna put my bag and stuff in charge
That's a bit of a reality.
Able.
Thank you.
Wow, I can't believe I got a QD card.
I'll learn all the secrets.
Lucky, lucky, lucky.
Can I get to show you Josh, though?
Yeah.
Oh, OK, so he's Italian.
Please sit down.
Down here?
on the right. Oh, down at the end.
Oh, look, he's right up, look.
Yes, thank you in the way.
This thing goes really fast.
I love the room.
Why have I never gone to Gus, though?
I just assumed it was shit.
Wow, it's heavy.
Yes!
Japan's greatest addition to the whole world.
I know people get really mad about not having, like, a menu.
This is the restaurant, for this place it's good.
I feel like places like this, I just want to be in my own bun bun.
Look at the menu here, it's like the Bible.
I don't want to go through all that.
If you don't have the touch screen, you have to spend hours going through it.
Five in a row?
How many people are visiting this store?
Whatever, I've got quite a lot of them.
Lunchtime, lunchtime special.
Select from pictures.
Oh, the lunch menus.
The most famous thing is hamburger stuffed in cheese.
What is that?
I am always over it.
Really?
Alright, you should get it then.
I'll just see what it looks like.
Just for you, Felix.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Not for my own pleasure.
I'll probably put some pasta on it.
I'll have some carbonara.
This is good.
Spirits with butter.
That sounds good, yes.
That's health, that's fengen.
Well, that's bacon, though.
They put bacon in everything in the bag.
How are they?
They have that? That sounds good.
What's so good about the psychophonist?
Because Connor pays for that.
You can just order whatever you want.
It's a fucking wild thing.
Finally.
They had a mayo and corn pizza.
They're forbidden.
I might order so much food.
I might order a pizza then.
Goodness gracious.
Oh shit, yeah mate.
Oh, right. But it's weird. I kind of feel clean weirdly enough.
You feel clean, but you don't work clean.
I wash my hands when I eat.
You don't want to eat the working under a truck.
Like a real man.
I like how I just call him. Do you want to order?
Yeah.
Yeah, you know what you want.
Get those hands clean.
No.
I got to pick my food first.
I'm going to get the Artisan Beef Hamburg.
All right, have me pick, Chad.
I have zero options.
So you really want me to get the cheese in,
cheese on, cheese, Hamburg.
Look how it's phrased.
Cheese in, cheese on, Hamburg.
I've got to get it.
I've got to get it.
That's the thing.
Yeah, that's the abomination for cheese.
Cheese on cheese in hamburger and cheese.
Nice.
So it really isn't a translation.
They just actually call it cheese.
Ooh.
Yeah, not many.
Okay.
They even have a burger.
What the heck?
They even have a burger. They do everything.
There are some things like this here.
The chips you get.
Are they even through an Aggie?
Don't get that.
I've seen how they prepare them.
They come in like this little plastic thing that they microwave, and then this...
It's supposed to be like a delicacy, but I don't know what they do.
I saw how did the person in Skia, or whatever it's called, and I couldn't order it any more
from there, it's just like too cursed.
It was bad.
Yeah, it was bad.
It was bad.
The thing about Inaugures is it's really expensive normally.
I know.
So they have to do something to make it cheap, right?
Yeah, when you sit in a hut like a fucking 200 yen store, you know something's not
right.
Yeah, I'm not gonna.
Then like in Yokohama a few years ago, lots of people died eating Inaugures.
There was like some spoiled Inaugures.
And it was the day before I filmed with American Pete eating a hudgy and he was like,
I'm really looking forward to this and I was like, well actually half of the hammer died
eating my chips and he was like, look at him.
He's fucking really old.
Damn.
So, but, get in out of here.
Cheese in cheese, on cheese in chicken.
Sounds like a real.
If I am cheese, but not cheese, what the fuck am I?
Where's the fucking chips? Why is it so difficult?
Yeah, they put them in like a weird sub-menu.
This is like Manking Age for me.
You have to really learn.
Manking Age for me, but they can't devise a simple fucking chip menu.
It's the worst when you're trying to find the kid menu too, that's like hidden in another sub-menu.
Chris, I gave you the iPad so that you could order it quickly.
Yeah but I'm trying to find the chips Felix
Okay
It's been 20 minutes since I've been here
I'm getting close, I can feel it
You can add 2 to 8 otherwise
It comes under the dessert sites
Dessert?
It comes under dessert?
No need to
Yeah, because I haven't even got dessert in his sights
Oh
No
Taste tab over on the left
Alcohol sites?
Oh my gosh
Are you having a laugh?
How would you put it in a drop drop bag?
Yeah
Remember me?
Okay
They didn't put like a line between the sides
I got two legs
Do you want to fight first?
Yeah I'll get two legs
The catch of my game
That fuck about like
Get the catch out of my hand
Tom's dead
We can hold this ship
Wait, wait, wait, maybe I'll get one of these
We're gonna get one of these
Spaghetti, aglio e lolle
It's like a spicy one
I'll get that
Yeah, do you want me to set it up?
Yeah, I'll get to that.
Yeah, then I'm set.
I'm set.
Is that what you get?
Yeah.
I want the chips.
Yeah.
Should I be getting anything else?
No, no, no, no.
Like cheese on cheese, and cheese on...
He doesn't listen to you, but the cheese on cheese is good.
Actually, I want him to do that.
I want to something.
Maybe I'll do something.
No, I don't.
I'm telling you what to do.
You get your melted ice cream.
Where is it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What is it?
What is it?
What are you after?
They have it!
I need my goddamn soft domain!
Up, up, up!
Soft, soft, serve ice cream.
Get in there.
Chris, you'll be very excited.
Get to it, Chris.
It's like you're walking right away.
That's cool, very cheap.
Right.
Jenny from the UK, and we've got the Gables.
What? What? What was that?
I wanted two!
You want fucking two?
I want two!
Chris has been getting one.
Fine, fine. You know how I get one.
They're all for me.
You can always order more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, what's that?
What's that mean here?
Oh, now you're paying attention.
No, no, no.
It's in Jenny, my favourite.
Okay, let me tell the story.
In Jenny from the UK, they're living in Georgia for the year,
and they're marvellous capital.
What, they're living here for the future?
No, they were working at the ski area.
And they were hopefully living there permanently.
Working at ski or skier?
In a restaurant, in the ski area.
Okay.
So now, I'm going to give us millions, because I can't...
You can't enter and always bring them over.
Okay, we'll help you.
Do you want millions?
I'm okay, thank you.
Okay, close up.
He'll definitely pay for us.
Can I have a bell, please?
I don't think you can, because this area...
I've just lost it.
No!
I've never seen a man get so bad at it.
Felix wants me to order the cheese on cheese.
Have you seen this up a combination? Cheese on cheese in hamburger.
You should get it. You should go get it.
It's been crushed into a fine paste.
Like that man is your man, Michael.
Oh, so good. My one. The one?
I never really liked these.
I love on the menu how they say succulent chicken.
What?
Sucked chicken?
Sucked chicken.
You have so much better chocolate in here.
Oh what?
Maltese.
Tell you what, if I get a Maltesey,
I get Jolly Good.
Oh god.
Yeah, very sugary.
There's your one ice cream, is that how you get it?
How do you get these on us?
What else do you get?
That's why I wanted two, but he was so fat.
Do we get you another one?
I need five more, what is this?
Taste yourself.
It's a dip.
It's all in moderation.
I think that's what happens here.
Why isn't it the drink bar?
That's crazy.
Did you go to the drink bar?
What is this?
We've got a drink behind us.
I actually washed my hands probably.
Ok, I just want to see myself.
Dirty fucking hands, there.
Honestly.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Oh my God!
Oh no!
It's alright.
Sir, can we go get a drink off?
Sorry, Naby.
Chris talking about moderation is crazy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I've been growing land.
I've done 600 kilometres.
That's true. You can do your own nip.
I'm going to wash my hands.
Wait, wait, wait. We all can't, mate.
Oh, fuck you, mate.
Sit with all my friends.
Er, okay, yes. I'm just going to wash my hands.
Yeah, let's take a...
Yeah.
Package in 65% recycled plastic.
Well, I feel better about myself now.
I'm going to make a copy.
Right next to the coffee machine.
How you doing, chat? You alright?
It's just me, you.
Leave the nicks.
I'm just staying.
That's Connor going to get his coffee.
So Felix is going to sterilise the cans of water.
That sounds good.
Can we have an egg, Chris?
You can have Collins if you want.
He's a good guy.
I'll be espresso.
We'll do another Q&A with Felix later on. This time I'll ask you questions.
The previous question was your favourite colour. We could do better than that Jack.
Come on. This is Felix. This is PewDiePie.
Given the big questions, the hard ones, the interesting ones.
Who ordered that? Salad?
What is this? Salad?
That's mine. What is this filth? I got salads. I'm in the bath.
To be sick of this side of salad.
I can have the whole tables underneath it. Why are you using them as...
I'm really deep, I'm really deep in the trenches.
I've got a stain.
Why are you missing Chris so active and happy?
Yeah, well, he didn't wait. Well, obviously he has to get out.
I got a salad. Is that a crazy thing to get?
I got a salad because, you know, we're working hard and that's, you know, a couple of veggies
a kid.
Well, I wasn't holding my life in full for a day or two.
Did you guys like the espresso machine sound?
They went like...
Hold on, I can't hear you right now. These menus are distracting me.
It was loud.
I put the mic next to the coffee machine.
Yeah, well, Chris was talking.
More interesting things.
All the servers.
What are you judging me?
I'm just hoping.
I like yellow and green.
They have real gold.
It's real gold.
Has real gold been here?
I've never had it.
What is it?
It's an energy drink.
Real gold, man.
What else do you need real?
Oh, food is behind you.
Is it the dopamine machine?
Yeah, but let's go.
Ah, it's not ours.
It's time.
I gotta order my other stuff.
That damn clanker.
What was it doing with my food?
Oh my gosh.
Oh, that's a lot to buy, that's crap.
Yeah, we doubled that.
I'll double that.
I'll end it.
I'll do one of two.
One of two.
Yeah.
Vicular.
Thank you for the 200 million dollar donation.
Was that for three and four?
Finally I'm in a financial situation.
You're a donate.
Much love from Sweden.
It could be an utterly amazing one.
Oh, Richard, you're watching the stream.
Thank you.
Hello, I'm Mike Scala.
A worthy course of $100.
Thank you so much.
What did you order?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know how to say it.
Mine says, what are you watching at?
She didn't tell us.
You lost them.
Nice.
I couldn't really get the grease off.
Yeah, it doesn't really come off. But you can just wash your hands.
The salad is not very good here.
I don't like it.
The salad is a lot better.
People come here for the cheese on the cheese.
I'm just going to get the salad.
And what I'm buying is off of the side.
I got the grilled veggies there I'm big, I'm a big man, you're a soft screen, soft screen.
Soft screen.
Soft screen.
The real question is, will Paul get to you?
No.
No.
He's in choice, you know.
Oh, there's the cheese on cheese and cheese hamburger.
I love the romans so much.
Really?
That's ours.
Yeah, that's ours.
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
He's, he's, he's...
He's turning around.
Cool.
Look at how he's now staying down.
That's the devil's side of the road, by the way.
I'm just going to let him serve you.
All right, we got a spinning.
Okay.
Another one.
That looks, that looks good.
How much of this is a trap?
Uh...
Yeah.
We're not in the process of doing it.
Now I see why you were like, is that it?
That's the tiniest meal I've ever had.
I know, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna have to order more.
And cheese on cheese on cheese on cheese.
So did you order two fries and she's finished?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the beef sauce?
I know.
That looks good.
That's a good choice.
Okay, where do we put now?
We're going out of real estate.
Oh, you're gonna have to order more.
Oh yeah, I have to say you're finished, right?
I almost forgot to grab the bill.
What do you want?
Fuck already pouring.
Itadakimasu!
I'm hearing a total of...
I'm so alive!
Ah, cheese on cheese on cheese on bread.
All the flavor.
Alright, nice one.
It's like mass.
It's a mass.
I don't know. You're too warm.
You can have one.
I'm warm.
Are we sharing this one?
I don't want to be too full.
I love my stuff though.
Oh that's good.
Butter and spinach? Yeah.
Alright.
Well though, Japan isn't usually better at everything.
But most things, right?
Yeah.
But the Japanese spinach?
It's a little crunchy.
Yeah.
It should be soft.
They lose the Japanese finish back.
What do those do?
Oh, that's my order. That's my order.
Oh my God, this thing is...
As far as few legs.
That's right.
What do you get?
Grilled chicken.
Grilled chicken, look at that.
With a bread.
Bread.
I need bread every day.
This is a pretty good bread roll.
Yeah?
Yeah, I mean it's...
It looks very basic.
Well, it is.
I am a simple man.
No, I'm not judging.
Look, I didn't get three soft scoop ice creams, okay?
Look at that tiny...
Yeah, they're...
Come on.
Like why even turn the machine on at that point?
No, it's just...
They should offer a size that's like, you know, normal.
I agree with me the Japanese person would eat them be like gosh, I couldn't have a
This is not pasta
This is noodles. Oh, no, I'm just saying
That is that is noodles bring beyond the boss you
I don't get the kids many I don't
I don't think I've come back to this.
I don't know why.
Well, the grilled chicken is very good.
We used to go to Denny's because they have their job films.
Oh, Denny's very good.
Yeah.
But it's, uh...
Oh, good price.
I love Denny's.
Hey, it's good, though.
How's your cheese on cheese on cheese on cheese?
Sounds factory?
It is.
I can hardly see my mouth.
Oh, dude.
I'll try a peach then.
Watch out, people.
I'll slice it up.
Look at the olives.
Wow.
That's the peach we had the other day.
It's not quite the same.
I kind of want to try the softer one, the peach.
Can I have a slice?
Yeah.
I don't think we should eat all of this.
Oh, shit.
We're a team.
We're an eight slice of ice.
That's enough slicing.
So you do know the names.
Okay, what are you doing?
Really, that's enough slicing.
Ten slices is crazy.
Ah, we're on the server.
Felix, that's enough.
Swedish style.
Felix, that's enough slicing.
You should be in prison for this.
What is this?
Oh, please.
I'm on some slug with a beauty client.
That's enough, that's enough slices please.
That's a good slice.
Oh my God.
This is like the school party pizza slice when you get like,
your pizza at school.
That's good.
The pizza's here.
I'll come for the pizza.
That's enough slices.
Is that a proper slice?
Ah, yeah. Go ahead.
What do you mean? I gave you a proper slice.
What have you done?
Sir, why is Linux good?
Somewhat.
Only one slice of pizza there, boys, to me.
It's...
Coming from MacOS.
I know MacOS is pretty good.
Windows is a proper shit.
Yeah, exactly.
You're not an epic gamer, though.
I just think people that win at skates are the biggest.
Me. It's me.
Nice to meet you.
But that's no longer the case.
You can be in my livings, just fine.
I think we can only not play like the marble one.
I think anti-chip games.
Yeah.
And what do you like?
I know Microsoft is like the spam's ads and play-offs.
Exactly.
Windows is real shit.
And then it's just a bad way to...
It's like the sauce, right?
Yeah.
That's right.
He actually runs that agent or controls it or something.
He's still updating the same version. They're just two worlds.
He's Swedish.
He's Finnish, but he speaks Swedish.
I think Sweden takes credit for that one because the Swedish brain made it.
He thought of that in Swedish, probably. Everything about it.
Mm-hmm
Because it's like the only thing Finland has done technically, but they haven't I can't women have it
Why does Sweden have to play that you got about you get greedy?
Why would we give it to the Finns
Damn, they haven't done it.
They haven't burned their back yard yet.
They've got enough here.
They've got enough here.
What is, um...
Wales is going to do that.
What is Wales going to do?
I can't tell you.
We've killed a lot of English people with long burns.
Okay.
We have Anthony Hopkins.
Yeah, but he's on his way out.
Wow, we're still players now.
That's so unnecessary.
He is very old.
He's 11 years old.
I thought it was amazing.
I didn't know he was Welsh.
Tom Jones?
He's a big people now.
Yeah, Wales doesn't explore a lot of your people.
Gimli?
I think all the
Raspberry Pi's are made in the factory in Wales.
Oh, that's Linux!
It's the Sony plant in Wales, I think.
It's a Sony plant from Wales, I think.
Oh, a lot of them are.
Really?
Yeah, it's a lot.
Christian Bale, then.
Christian Bale's partway, too.
Yeah, but he doesn't claim to be any large.
That's how you want to know.
OK.
I'll tell you what.
That's your nationality.
I'll see.
Ha ha ha.
Pack and eat a joint?
Yeah.
We've got a lot of people that I'm thinking,
what have we done?
We've got an invention.
Pete Macy.
Pete Macy.
Yeah.
We've definitely made some things.
Shant help me out.
I'll look at it.
How many got the airplane factory or is that in England?
Not so many balls.
There you go.
And there's more, there's more.
There's definitely more.
I don't know.
I'll look it up.
Shant was ours.
OK.
This is the Wells inventions Wikipedia.
What?
We'll see.
Oh, it's very short.
No, it's not.
It's just a little bit of a long.
Bullberry. But that can't be right, that's Swedish.
No, no it's... oh come on.
Yeah, bullberry is Swedish invention.
This is college, this is Swedish propaganda.
That can't be right.
Why is Wells taking credit?
Why would you... why do you have Swedish invention?
Everyone knows bullberry is Swedish.
This is...
Oh, as well.
I gotta look at that.
I'm a sex Welsh.
Stand shoulder to shoulder with my neighbours.
On the ball bag.
I'm also a 20% Welsh.
You never flame it.
It's like an album.
I don't know what I'm doing.
It's my disability being Welsh.
No.
Are you using a Swedish-faced browser as a way to tell me Swedish things?
Yeah, it's just sweeping made the ball bearings.
Really?
So Sweden developed the industry around ball bearings, but we didn't actually...
Oh, well!
So you look so disappointed.
What that translates to is the Welsh guy thought the idea, but couldn't follow through on it.
It's a golden factor.
But it actually says that it's been developed by several people over time so it's not really Swedish for a while
Can I not have this?
So that's zero so far
Okay, there must be something else
Hydrogen fuel cell. Oh, yeah, that's actually pretty. Mail order shopping
Really?
That's pretty big.
Uh...
The microphone!
What?
Oh, there he goes.
A sweet would have thought of that.
Oh my God.
Quickly spoken up.
They don't want to talk, dude.
Nobody wants to be heard.
The microphone, that's kind of cool.
I don't know how the fuck is this?
What the...
It's like a slice of pizza.
We just want a slice today.
Early...
Early, oh, the first airplane?
The first person flying a powered airplane.
Oh, powered airplane.
That's kind of cool.
That's kind of cool.
We had a lot of free time.
How did you not know this?
I didn't really tell you about it in the stuff.
The radar!
OK.
Oh, that's boring.
You invented the NHS.
Congratulations.
I didn't know that was a word.
Oh man. I did not have a good experience with him.
No, I didn't think anyone decided to be a good experience with him.
My friends are trying me to...
They want to get diagnosed with ADHD.
We cannot do that with him.
The waiting list is like four years long to get seen.
Well, it is big. I use a lot of it.
it's the only option is to get paid for it and people are like oh yeah i'm paying so therefore
i don't know if that's true
that was a publish from miles of fish for their interests oh it's good it's good it is good that
it exists it tastes like a shit
position for it let me to sort of want to get off grid with AI and light it's a little
stuff i'm going off grid
But isn't that longer?
Well, it's fine like a, like a de-google thing.
Like, I wanted to just test it out,
but then you realize it's actually much better without the much Google stuff.
Yeah?
I didn't know.
You could have had one.
Mine will last so much better.
What's that?
You go down rabbit holes.
I do kind of go in the hands here.
Bye, Al.
So how do I go down?
It's super powerful.
It's gonna be super powerful.
Oh, stop it.
Actually, yeah, I'm gonna publish some on my leaderboard.
Oh, okay.
So how do you, she's like an open source board like Llama.
Yeah.
Which one do you use?
Well, Llama, is that, that's Facebook too.
Yeah.
It's Gwen, that's like the Alibaba's.
Right.
Yeah, it's really good.
And that's because of your base
that you can do stuff with.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you find you're there on different kinds of data.
And how do you train it?
on the data. Like I use Axolotl. You give it your data and it starts guessing based on
your data to match it. Because it's a little pattern recognition. So there's like a rate
of how much is learning the data that you're giving it. And then it starts matching it
slowly.
It seems tough.
The back to learning is easy, but it's more like finding, because you don't know until
at least it isn't actually gonna work or not
and it takes a long time to train
so it's like you spend
12 hours training and then you
learn how the 12 hours testing to realize
oh that didn't work at all
so it's kind of annoying
at least that's for me
have you turned into a text-to-speech
model or anything where you can talk
like communicate with it
I haven't done that no
I wanna talk your robot
I said it's cut to good ones
yeah it's cut to the chase
where's my talking robot
I've already got fucking booby chat bollocks text-to-speech all day.
I'm not sure I am.
This is just reading out the text.
It's like a bank of sounds.
But it must have been trains on your book.
No, no, I recorded the script.
Wait, it's not the beat.
I recorded it.
It was like a 15-page script of sounds, and it was all like Chinese sounds to you that I had to do.
to do. The Chinese town names because they're like just a bit of sound if you don't say
any English. You'll see it on the bike. There's a TTS.
So what's the end goal for all this? What do you want to do?
I don't know. I'm just fucking around. I don't know either.
This is fun. It's all about domination. That's what Chris wants.
Is it self aware of that? Will it ever be self aware?
I don't know. They're kind of dumb-stailed.
I saw that closed source code got leaked.
That's so funny. I can't believe that.
But I think it was already open source and there wasn't that much.
It was an open source, right?
Didn't you have a bunch of other things trained in this stuff? I told you about that.
Yeah, I told you about that. I told Paul about that and then I didn't I you said I was really funny
I wish I focused more on it because people thought it was funny in the videos. I'm damaged. They're listening to Paul
You said you had like a council. Yes, I'm still doing that
Right now I'm doing it differently
Uh, but it's just, it's just too, I don't know, I don't know.
They're gonna be like, Bjorn's teachers.
The teachers will see you if you go.
Yes, he's gonna be.
No more school.
He doesn't want to be faster.
School's not big money, but he can learn a lot more from that than school.
Probably.
School, I like nothing.
Although, what does it do?
What it's like to get bullied.
What does I have to say?
I mean, I'm a school one teacher.
I'm a school one.
You had one, two, three.
I listen to teachers very well.
I'd like to teach you stuff.
I don't want to learn.
Well, maybe.
We learned Conner got his degree by like rigging it.
By like chatting up with his daughter as his professor.
I know.
His professor's daughter was a fan of Conner.
Conner handed in some stuff that was broken.
He was like, see how my daughter likes my pass.
He didn't say that.
That's what he didn't say.
He just didn't say that.
That was a different conversation.
No, I inferred that.
Some of the whales are getting fired today.
So that's how you got your year degree.
Corruption.
Molch corruption.
Worse kind of corruption and everything.
This is why whales hasn't dried.
That's why I couldn't finish the fucking bull-bearing off.
Somebody cheat.
How's Chad doing?
He's doing good.
I think she needs to slow down because she's slowing down on this period of time.
She's busy talking about flaws in the truth.
I've got many flaws.
Oh, mmm, mmm.
That's good though.
The pizza was the best pair.
Surprisingly good.
Yeah.
The chips are good.
Yeah.
Hard to fuck up.
It's a tough show.
I'm working on it.
What are your vegetables there? You've got veg down there.
What, a splatter of pork? That's not vegetables. That's some steak.
That's some steak.
I don't have my pork, so you worry.
Don't you worry.
I did order grilled vegetables, but I guess they're not coming.
Thank you, Doc.
Really?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's fine.
They're all going to stand count.
Good plank, I forgot.
What's your luck being at that, how's it going?
Oh, it's the best ever.
He's so cute.
He's not able to speak a bit now.
Yeah, he's, you know, it's difficult because he has four languages.
So it kind of makes it a little harder.
But he loves to, like, tell us stuff that he's been doing.
Like, if something happens, but he can't really communicate it that well,
so it's like, yeah, I've seen what he did at the kindergarten.
and he's like, I ate banana and I ate rice.
We get a really loud one.
It's really cute.
How about speaking four languages to him?
When I'm alone I try to do Swedish and read books in Swedish.
But he kind of ignores me.
He's very speaking his language.
Well, his first language being English.
Yeah, it's a lot of Japanese from kindergarten.
Full load is crazy.
If you could do it in all four, it would be unstoppable.
That would be so cool.
Nothing more standard this way.
That would be like Swiss Charles.
Yeah, right.
There's one in all the...
You're saying it's time right now.
Everything is time.
If I do something wrong, he's like,
It's time, it's time.
When you don't lock in future days, you don't smash.
Yeah, it's time.
That's definitely time.
It used to be damn it.
Everything was damn it.
I'm glad that phase is over.
You seem dumb, man.
Yeah, all the time.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hey, switch, switch the chip for him.
Hey, it's really cute.
I was enjoying having a race with myself.
And he's good at climbing now, too.
We're good together.
Well, he came to us one time, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that was so fun.
But he climbs now himself, it was really fun.
That's great being a YouTuber.
I feel like I'm good at entertaining children.
Yeah, he was like, yeah, let's go.
He's like, no.
Look at him.
Whoa.
Yeah, he went all the way.
Wait, what the heck?
Oh my god.
Dude, he's flying on that.
I know.
It's so heavy.
But I think they're that high.
That is actually higher than this guy.
He's still like diapered.
He's didn't do his first sentence.
He's coming off the pulvera.
He's coming off the pulvera.
He likes it too, which is great.
Like, obviously, you don't want to force it.
But he likes it.
you're probably going to be the bravest
okay, it's just a fun thing that he needs to get it
wait what?
oh shit, the nerds are getting you on the hoodie
dude, that's...
yeah, two more hoodies
so I think we got two names to put on the hoodies
get a third one in
wait, there's one that came in
really?
I could go with a soft though.
Got it.
There you go.
I know, I'm full.
Don't hold back.
Why do I need a soft though and drink it?
Oh, this is it.
Longer drinks.
How about these?
Oh, that's nice.
That's so good.
I love these.
I feel like the reason you do this cycling is just so you can just eat more.
He gets it. He gets it. He gets it.
It's exactly why.
It's hard adjusting after though.
After that what oh right yeah going back to you
Because I'm eating like a pig for like 15 days right I know we never eat breakfast
But I always eat breakfast when we do eat breakfast. I know we always get breakfast. What I hate what I've been on is
So hungry when I was nice and coffee and I'm fine
Must have a banana
I've never had breakfast.
That's crazy.
I used to skip it.
I guess so.
I probably didn't even eat it right away, sometimes we get it.
Nah, so I, yeah, and then I only have just like a light lunch.
When did you use the LATS?
Uh, do that.
And no snacking action?
I try not to.
And you still don't eat breakfast?
So how many meals do you have then?
Probably all the time.
I'm always just saying, I have no fat.
I'm always hungry
No, it's horrible, I'm better now
Any Swedish sir
This is a loyal sweet no, it's a sweet
Lawyer
Swedish licorice salted licorice
Awesome, best!
Well, the coke's all filled with them.
You're gonna blow up.
Yeah, listen.
The fact that you almost got there is kind of impressive.
I'll be well in school.
I'll be well in school.
I'll do something like that.
That's the best.
Oh my gosh.
Every five minutes, like, sweetness.
Sweetness.
I don't mind.
I don't mind.
You just, I'm just saying.
You just say sweet, sweet.
I am Swedish.
Am I not allowed to be Swedish?
Is that who you're saying here?
First, you attack my head, Keabag.
Which my forefathers made for me
Have you ever been sponsored by a kid? I'm working on
Have you been sponsored by ABBA?
No, and when they happen, you know how much it hurts me. Yeah, well, well, well for the car one time
Okay
I had to go pick a car so I was like oh damn you're too late
That was good, roll off you wanna
Sweeter than an extra
I wanted the Swedish in the middle of it
What did you order?
I don't know, I'm sorry
You want to share this with me?
No
Why not?
I tell you what
Not heavy, half of it
No I don't want that
You want that?
It's entirely manufactured by the Japan Agricultural Society, prices are up.
They're like, it's the foreigners eating too much rice.
No, they're not eating rice.
No, they're not.
I don't waste food normally.
But sometimes you just get a bit too much rice when you feed.
It's the kind of place that you order.
They came with the food.
No, you can click now.
Why didn't you see that bun, did I?
Fucking...
I'll make you a bit. You're okay.
He's seeing me the other day.
The foreigners need all the rice.
Sheng... Sheng... Quans?
I don't know how to say this.
She might hear. Live, passport, eating challenge for charity.
That's it, yeah. We've done it for eight days now.
He does it every day. He does this.
I do feel like this is the most awful I've felt,
Get a level of the title
Chris Augusto
Okay, so the deal is you got those gotta be like after a man. What come no offense. I know we're saying you
Come on. It's not that bad
Did you see the size of my ice cream or send it?
No
A caramel parfait you pay property means what's your S tier?
I'm trying to bang you, but...
Or player, or player.
You know, Roy?
Or play at R0.
Roy and R0 host S2.
Roy or host is not...
What?
What you saying?
There's one here, me and R0, and there...
Ahhhh...
It's cosy, it's got a good bite inside too.
You watch your mouth, little man.
I've been to Comet that recently, that's really good.
Comet that's probably really good.
That's A2.
The sizes of their like, sandwiches are like, meticulous.
Not me in here, in here it's kind of crazy fun.
In here, isn't it? You get the hot towel?
You still get the hot towel in summer?
Yeah, and you get ice coffee and a tin.
A really cool, like, tin look too.
A flag.
I'll try this one.
What?
Sometimes it's not good.
It's always good.
What's for the worst?
What's for the worst?
And you like it?
Yeah.
What's wrong with Sazer?
Everyone loves it!
He's beeping, it's like order me!
It's a cop!
You can't hear him, Sazer, are you?
Shit, mate.
Why shit?
100 yen wine.
We tried it.
How can you complain at 100 yen?
It's really painless, though.
It's painless.
We're digging wine now and then.
Order the wine here.
Prepare.
Salad.
What's the case, man?
What's the Scandinavian word?
I got a different sense of the word, come on.
What's good about, what's the one dish that you like?
Well, I can't eat it anymore, but the dory is really good.
No, it's good.
Yes, it is, they changed it recently.
It's slothiest part.
They did, when did you last have it?
Like three years ago.
Yeah, there you go, they changed the recipe.
Not even talking to me.
That popcorn shrimp in it is delicious.
Put it back on again.
Yeah, it's good.
It is good.
You gotta go back man, you gotta go back
Get the Dory egg
Get the Dory egg and some...
Oh brother
I don't know what I say how
Oh pizza's good
Fucking go on a sale for the straight up homies
Then get us out there
Fucking...
My group is gone
I can't believe you're not in the next seat
That's just, well there, uh, Cocoa's is shit.
Don't go there.
Which one, Cocoa?
You took me there, and you're like, I told God, Felix.
Your opinion?
Cocoa's you found here is good.
Cocoa's is shit.
Which Cocoa?
Cocoa's is like the burger, like, kinda like this, but cheaper.
It's the one that's like the brown and yellow, which is called Cocoa's.
You brought me to the White Ditton?
Yes, you did.
When?
You were like, shot that I never had any of it, and you were like, I will bring
you, Felix.
You wouldn't like this.
To be fair, you sort of seemed to praise it until, like, last week for some reason.
We went to one of the most brave and disgusting people I've had in my life.
It made Slazeria like a three-nifflin-star experience.
And that was the last time I had to get a KK.
I can't believe it.
Cucuachiman is eight.
That's the Cucuachiman house.
But the other Cucuachiman had Mexican stuff, right?
The quesadillas were good.
They were good.
And the long fries.
He's got recency bars.
I just went to a revab on it, starving.
You got to go back to the center, yeah?
Oh, man.
Well, Coco's curry is good, yeah?
Denny's?
Denny's is good, but I know it's not.
That's a big deal.
That's a big deal.
Can you just order or close it?
Like, what's going on?
You keep closing it, and it keeps
trying to tingle the car.
Really?
Right.
Memo.
Smash the screen, Felix.
That's the only way.
I do want this, don't you?
Cream pudding.
It works.
Did you remove it?
No, I ordered it.
Oh, fuck.
I'll get another.
You've enabled me.
Are we getting going, sir?
I feel worse than the Maggarore tuna day.
We went to this restaurant and they basically give you a stack of tuna on your right.
We ordered 15 slices, the guy was like,
I was like, only a fucking loser that's 15, 20.
We were like, hey, we're the 20.
And they put 60 fucking slices on it.
Each.
Me, Collar and Slot.
That's a nice.
And Slot was like, why don't you just fuck
up all this asshole.
He was the first person to finish it.
And he'd pay a price of Collarite to finish it.
And we were like, no.
We could eat 60 slices.
And we did it.
Yeah.
It's like a kilogram.
I can't remember.
That was day three.
Damn.
Two.
I feel worse eating this than I did that day.
Was that just like a random restaurant?
No, it was a tuna restaurant.
Okay, that's disgusting actually. Yeah, that's too much tuna.
That's way too much tuna up there.
Let's be true.
That does not look appealing at all.
I don't want tuna, but that's just too much tuna.
There.
I don't like tuna anymore.
After that?
No, the other day there was like a sashimi and I was like, I can't do it.
What's the thing in fish that's back for you? Mercury mercury there's mercury in the fish. That's right. Yeah, we turn into
Temperature fuck fuck
I'm full now. We get a coffee
24
I made a mark
Hey, pudding man
Pudding man
I'll have you
You fucking better
Paul is making it, right?
Paul never is
Ready
Hello
That was really cute
That was really cute
It's a little flam.
Why not eating at Royal Host?
It doesn't mean the single Royal Host on this journey, though.
Walker's Royal Host is very expensive.
Is it really?
We haven't been here in years.
It's the best you want.
Does it feel good, though?
It's like better ingredients than, like, higher quality.
They have lobster on the menu.
And like, steak.
Yeah, I know the steaks, but I only go for breakfast.
Mine is very...
The lunch is amazing, though.
They have, like, vegan salads, like kale salad as well.
Really?
I love that calcule.
The waiter's a little rude at our place, so maybe that's why.
Kind of want to survive to a little bit.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
I don't know, she's just not happy.
She doesn't sound happy at all.
I'm most surprised she's still working there every time I come.
She's like, you hate this place.
I do.
What is it they say Yukkuri Dosa?
But when they say it in the most spiteful way possible,
That's how you know, they've been here too long, right?
Because they have to say it.
Yeah.
They force them to say it for your foodie-dolls, right?
Not me.
Can I get a cappuccino, please?
Ah, thanks.
You can get spit in the food if you want.
I hate putting on the gas.
Paul.
Come on, Paul.
There was a comment.
There was a comment on the yesterday.
No.
There was a comment that had me dying yesterday.
I made a joke the other day that my stomach was at the Hindenburg.
Hindenburg, like after I've eaten it's like a fucking...
And someone on the comment was like, watch out.
The Brodenburg is on its way.
And you said something about the second plane.
No.
The second plane.
The second plane is at the Brodenburg.
It makes no fucking sense.
You must fuck that.
It's just funny.
Oh, dude.
So, we were up pretty good on time then, there's a castle ruins that looks like one of those.
Ooh, that sounds fun.
What?
What?
An old affair.
What?
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
What?
She does, yeah.
I don't see that.
You're going to have to look at some castle ruins.
So what's coming up for people watching the stream?
Why should they see it?
Well, Felix is going to take the bag.
So he's going to be...
Oh, yes!
He's going to be subjecting to your donations.
Remind me to post before I do this.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I forgot that before.
He's going to take the bag so you'll get to see Felix on the bike and your horses and all the unhinged feelings on the bike.
Last year, I did the thing where you drive your wheel into the person in front of you.
And I did it to Chris. I was so close at falling.
It split second.
At the time before you couldn't load my bike.
And then the gobs in Sweden fell off your bike.
They fell off Justin's.
He's so kind.
Really?
He's kind.
He's so shy.
He's watching us?
What?
Are you going to have your film?
Yes.
I wish we hadn't shown the camera at all.
That's how it almost fell.
It was sort of clear to me.
That's good though, right?
That's funny.
Yeah, that's good, yes.
I was surprised no one noticed me.
You're a menace.
I was so close to falling.
I gotta do it again, man.
So watch out, Chris.
You're the most reckless person on the bar.
I know, I am.
That's why my mom is so nervous with this stream.
She knows.
What does she do as a kid?
What happens to her?
I don't know.
Wait, Paul, you ate the pudding?
No, I didn't eat it.
I should have given you two minutes.
Was it ocean?
No, it wasn't ocean.
At least we have mini eggs, those are good.
The mini eggs were superb.
It's just so funny the way...
You've seen this, Felix, the super camera.
Yep, it looks amazing.
But why does it look like this?
It's more than like a 70s film.
Right.
That sounds a bit of an emulate film.
Rats?
Oh, this is your primary?
Do we have a cable raise or something?
Oh, choose the year.
It looks like it is.
Oh, that's so cool.
Why are the rats right here?
It's not good back-led, though, so I'm going to do that.
How's it going, bros?
It's in my mouth.
Oh.
You still do that?
What the hell is going on?
Have a video.
Come on.
Really?
No.
Oh.
It's a car.
A bit of creeping, maybe.
It's a car.
We're getting a great car from here.
Yeah, it's a car.
Yes.
Yes.
There's also a really cool view later on in the day.
There's like a bridge to like a floating rock.
It's like really cool.
I can't imagine.
Yeah, it looks like something out of like a Ghibli movie.
Okay.
When it's cycling around by itself, you know what it is.
A floating rock bridge?
Yeah.
I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of the floating rock bridge.
You're disgusting.
Oh.
Yes, please.
Maybe they want some too.
Yeah.
Nice.
This coffee is not great.
You know what, it's great.
Yeah?
It feels great.
She does not buy.
I used to be running but I got really bored.
We're working on it right now.
Oh.
That's cool.
That's the most, uh, part of your efficient one.
Oh, cheers, man.
Yeah.
Where do you do jump rope?
Do you want me to do a part of it?
We've got a cool donation about you.
Thanks.
Max G, $100.
Thanks.
I will be putting up the original 2023 PewDiePie painting to sale on eBay in the
two days 50% of the proceeds will go towards him that's awesome
I'm with the monkey on a bike. I like that one. That's awesome. That's just cool
pizza. It's kind of sad I get to keep it. I really liked it. You framed it
everything too. Oh yeah that was fun. I forgot about that one. That was a great piece.
All right, well, this will be an eBay.
It'll be an eBay.
You can get it.
What would you search to get it?
Yeah, what would you find?
Felix.
Pewdiepie original.
Pewdiepie original.
That's cool.
Oh, man.
You did the studio tour of Studio Wit, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
That was so cool.
That was very cool.
Yeah, I was like, yeah, Paul was with me.
How did that come around?
Like, how did...
Uh, someone reached out.
Yeah.
Who was like, hey, come, come check it out.
orchestrated by
Yeah, they set it all up
Orchestrating is some evil. You're like orchestrated
It was set up
Yeah, it was very very cool to see the anime studio and work with the artists and yeah and draw and
I'm not doing the studios. I always see things that maybe I shouldn't see they're like coming out in the future
Yeah, there was a lot of stuff we had to be careful with, especially the one-piece stuff.
And I wanted to put the one-piece in the thumbnail and that became like a six-timber layer.
Oh my god.
It was copper.
Oh yeah, got to go around Admin Studios when they were making, they were secretly working
in Wallace and Govmit and I got to see them like doing all the little Wallace and Govmit.
Do you know the great, the train mum they did the train?
Yeah, I think.
I was like, that was amazing, that changed my life, I thought it was good, didn't it?
I was like, this is insane!
It took a while, that one.
It was just so understated.
How did they react when you read the playbook?
It's cool guys, I wasn't allowed to say that they were making bats,
because it was sort of like two years when it came out.
I love that, the new movies, come on.
I've been stuck in there.
Yeah, it's a really good movie to watch.
There's just such good, like, climations,
So fun to watch an adult and also as a kid as well really
Storytelling above all and the team are the light all the night to see what ever met
Bristol
Yeah, it's really it's really it's terrifying there, but it's good terrifying. I was terrified as a kid
Mr. Creed mrs. Creed yeah, oh my gosh. She's so scared. I'm going to make you into chicken pie
They made the machine and the final scene is them and I had all this trauma. No, I know that's why you don't eat chickens anymore
You don't ascend in that
Meanwhile, I'm like send them up
Classics
Yeah, when I did a I did a promo studio trip and
It's when they were working on
Delicious in dungeon, but it wasn't announced yet. I was like, what are you guys working on?
They're like, oh look at all this like fancy cooking show. I was like, this is weird
And then it was a big shot I came out.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, they're so, like, drawing it.
That was cool.
That's fun.
The studios were so cool.
Because things you don't think much about, you're like,
oh, it's that.
Yeah.
I feel the same way I go to the Trapsite Studios.
Yeah, that's a big thing.
I see the white bull with all the gas in it coming up.
Wow.
We had a white bull with all the secrets, yeah.
All the secrets.
Well, I'll pitch something here.
All the mount is a merch that has been sent to you.
Yeah.
So much merch.
So much.
We have, like, a hundred pairs of S.E.s.
Are you rocking him right now?
Mabby's rocking him right now.
They didn't pause working that hard.
We've been like religiously promoting these shoes.
Because they're good.
I didn't know that you had not promoted well enough.
Tell me about it, I didn't know.
Tell me.
Vessie's rain shines sleep.
What's the clever thing?
Rain shines sleep.
Any weather.
They're waterproof.
Dynamics, breathable material.
You guys like the shoes?
Yeah.
They look good.
Yeah, they look very good.
Nice.
Sorry, man, you don't date very well.
Jerry wore them to the dance floor.
Yeah, Gaunt should return the favor.
And where?
Bessie's to Joey's.
Yeah, the songs are right.
Yeah, they're very juice.
Very good.
Yeah, what's all that?
I guess the soft side is not coming.
What? No, it's okay, we can move on.
Yeah.
I think they forgot.
One more glass of water?
Yeah, what should I go back to?
I'll go back to the local.
And then I get the bag.
Alright.
Check 600.
600 and then we get
Felix singing, take on me.
And a bro fist.
Everyone's gonna want to do it.
Everyone's gonna want to do it.
They want it.
We want to recreate the DreamHack concert.
You look so excited with that.
Yeah, I do.
I'm already pinching.
So how is he married?
Yeah, it's good man. Pretty much the same as I was before with the cameras.
Is the cats killing you?
No, they're quite annoying.
They're like you, man.
They just don't let me sleep.
Oh, man.
You need to work. You carry the stream mate.
You look like you need a break.
History isn't between you two, but in a good way. That's not good.
Congrats on making a manga, maybe Wichita will make the anime.
When did you know you were coming out?
Maybe, I was hoping this month, but it's a lot of work to do.
How many pages?
I was going to do 14, but it's like 32.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a lot of work.
You see Gaunt's Bomb?
I'm kind of procrastinating a little bit.
You see Gaunt's what?
Bomb?
Yeah, right?
Oh, I have no idea, but I want to.
He's going to use QT3.
Yeah.
Yeah
But I actually do really like the manga I'm making
I think it'll be good
I didn't think I would like it as much as I am
You know what Marzia said after she finished reading the draft?
She said, oh good it's over
Is that good feedback?
I thought it was good
It means there will be a reaction, you know what I mean?
I just thought it was so funny
It's quite graphic
I love it
What is this emoji I'm spamming which one is it? I don't know it can't even see what it is
The om?
How do I know? It looks like a dead body
I think it's om that's like the laughing out loud about it
You can't say law anymore. Let's boomer. I said law all the time
You're a boomer. I need to break it to you
Thank you
Are you boys ready to go?
Yeah
OK, fine, I'm going to wait for the old man first
Thank you
Do you think I look like a child?
I don't look like a child
What do you want?
I don't know
You're going to see it
You're going to see it
It's really nice
Hi
My brother's daughter, Karakorin
What? Karakorin?
Karakorin? Where did you come from?
I'm from Japan
Oh, you're from Japan?
Nice
I'm from Hario
Oh, Hario?
Yes, I'm from Hario
Oh, I see
It's a warm place, isn't it?
Yes
It's warm, so it's easy to die
That's right
Do you like Karakorin?
I don't
What?
I think it's easier to die
Hmm.
Easy to live, easy to live in California.
Pretty easy to live in California.
Any other things catch your attention?
No, we gotta keep the donations coming there.
Yeah, I'm a fine man.
Oh, you wanna finish it up?
I'll get ready because I want to...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll dip out and I'll be back.
All right.
Where's the curse to finish this coffin?
Oh, here.
Let's go.
We gotta leave the pole now.
Oh, okay.
I have more coffee and double audio. Stereo C-Log.
I can't believe PewDiePie is here.
Why can't you believe that?
PewDiePie is impressive.
Yeah, it's nice seeing someone in shape on the cycle.
We've had nobody in shape.
You're saying Rob is not in shape?
Rob is in A shape.
He's not in this shape.
But he's powerful.
Very powerful, very powerful, all right, shall we?
He's gonna get ready. I
Don't know what that means. I don't know. Yeah, I worry. It's got something clean
Rob is the shape. Oh
Does he oh gosh, okay?
What we think that from here, yeah, yeah, oh no
I don't miss it.
Let's just relish that.
Let's just relish that.
Have a good one.
You're next.
You're next.
I used to live in California.
Not nowadays, but I'm sure it once was.
Sorry about Mike.
I give you a...
Oh, I have it. I'm dumb.
You have it, though.
I'm so dumb.
I got a monkey brain.
Okay, okay.
Are we going in the car again?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll be the middle seat, bro.
If you go out on the other side, Felix.
Yeah, cyclopron's over.
Why? He's like, what?
I was promised a cyclopron.
We're doing a side-cross chat.
Side-cross time.
Side-cross time.
We're going to see the castle ruins.
Oh, fun. Never do a side-cross.
Yeah, pull on the table
Pull, did you bring the iPad?
Pull, pull, everyone's saying pull
Did you get something? No, because you're missing half
Oh, I'm out of style
Uh, oh
Yeah, we should go
Okay, let's just open
Hold me to hold this
Oh, because you're not driving
Oh my god, I got to climb over your carcass
You got to climb over your carcass
Tell the camera, actually
I'm going to beat you to death.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah, I should be.
I'll charge a little bit.
We slapped each other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How's it going, bros?
The beat is fucking ass with a stick.
Oh, fuck it.
When we all cool mouse and we get out to show the castle
And now showing his volume I pegged
This is classic Swedish behavior I cannot help trying
Chris is in the web night and they really don't have you do
Wait, where bloody is it then?
Oh, I found it.
It's not the Volvo, I don't know where it is.
It is not safe like Volvo?
You don't have a secret?
Wasn't Volvo's whole thing that they were like, really safe?
Really safe.
Because they are.
To the point of like, it cost like a shit ton of money.
Yeah, they probably invest in people's safety.
I don't want to.
Because they care about, they care about people.
Oh, okay.
Just you should be so lucky, your assistant Volvo universe, you're saying the same thing
versus Volvo.
You're the Volvo?
How many Welsh cars do you own a Volvo?
I used to own one.
Okay, used to.
The freebie.
You're gonna pay for a Volvo?
You kidding me?
I'll pay for that.
No, I'll pay for that.
Well, you drove it.
You drove it?
No.
No.
Well, you drove it.
You drove it?
No.
But I sold it when it was like a shortage
and then you got like a fortune just for
cars for some reason.
That was good.
You make a profit every time. Every decision.
It's profitable. Only win.
Any donations, Chad?
You can feel free to ask us questions.
I'm not gonna donate that. That will mean I lost.
I'm gonna donate it later.
Oh, yeah? Yeah, of course.
I'm gonna...
Uh, they're reminding me...
You have any questions, chat? Ask them through donations.
It's Peter Wynne here.
Don't not kill Baron. They have a long history in Wales from...
What? Who's there? What's kill Baron? What is that?
Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing at me?
Chris is sleeping. Oh, isn't the shining again?
What?
Yesterday?
The sun was on his stomach, and it made it look like...
There was some illumination on his stomach, isn't it?
What was in his stomach?
His stomach?
Yeah, his stomach was like, out.
And his stomach hit the broadened...
It was on the full display.
The broadened burn.
Well, not after the cyclophan.
Yeah.
Flattenburgr.
Flattenburgr, I guess.
Oh, man.
Oh, what crisp-eyed Felix the GoPro.
What do you call a GoPro?
Where's my bloody GoPro then?
Okay, here we go.
That's why you said, first you asked me for a week.
How about the most expensive one I've ever given?
I should have brought a GoPro for the meme.
That would have been my gift.
A new GoPro?
A new GoPro?
I'll tell you what, I gave it to you first.
You don't cherish them.
But GoPro is not...
They're not good.
Because you're sponsored by like...
Insta360.
Easy 360 cameras don't overheat like GoPro. GoPro cameras are like that.
We did a shoot where we did drifting, myself, Ludwig and Schla and my car literally blew up, like flamens came out the front.
And it was really cool, but then we turned up the GoPro and died 10 minutes earlier, literally overheated.
And then I was like, I shouted at the production team, I was like, what the fuck is a GoPro?
RUN A FRIENDS!
RUN A FRIENDS!
Any other company?
I could make a camera that could last better than a gay pride.
Fucking stupid rubbish.
Did you?
Yeah.
He didn't.
So, he sent me a gay 25 dollar donation.
Hello boys, keep up the good work.
Can you recommend some books to read?
Don't say a word that you can't read.
The Journey Across Japan book?
The Stoics.
The Stoics, yeah.
I've been on...
Meditations by Mark Swain.
I don't read.
You could have said, I don't read.
Well, my books don't loadable.
Why don't you have some Welsh literature and maybe you could recommend?
Ooh, um, that's so interesting that you asked that, really.
You really haven't done anything.
I haven't done anything.
Well, I'm raising money for charity to buy enough time to read.
You're a cultured swine.
Like, you're tired, okay?
I don't hear it.
You've got all the time in the world, it's damn bad.
It's like that name, like name one book.
Cha-na!
It's so good.
So you got born in Japan and you got...
There we go, Cha.
Any other questions we will answer if they are paid for charity?
It's really the Iliad. That's really good.
The Iliad?
I'm telling you, I like it, sir.
I do want to.
I do want to.
You want to see?
I don't like the Iliad, sir.
You fucking what, man?
Yeah, you fucking what?
Really?
What you fucking, sir?
It's just a wee bit boring, innit?
It's got cyclops.
It's like I don't really know all this.
It's got a cyclops in it.
It's just going to happen.
Cyclops.
It's well-built.
It's got a bicycle.
It's a big case, I mean, it's bloody nice.
The Iliad's just destroyed by a guy who does his leg in, isn't it?
What?
What?
He does his legging.
Is that a killage?
He does his legging.
Oh, I hurt my leg.
That actually happened earlier.
It never happens.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's a prequel to the Odyssey.
Oh.
He's got a guy winding.
He's got a guy winding.
That's true, actually.
Yeah.
He was winding the entire...
It's been really fun, actually.
That's really hard.
You don't need to read it.
You don't need to read the Odyssey.
I won't tell anyone.
Christian Nuts.
He's even all in IMAX.
Well, honestly, he can actually...
Yeah, Matt Denner.
What do you fucking mean Cyclops are here?
I can't believe they cast on that.
I need to see that movie.
I think it'll still be good for Nolan.
I think I got that moon. It's like a guy from Jules with the Sandler or whatever.
Oh, uncut the gems.
He has a really uncomfortable face, respectfully.
Is he the Cyclops?
I see that when he should have been.
Who's the Cyclops?
Tell Connor there's a milf in the Odyssey and he'll read it.
He did tell me that guy.
He showed us started with that.
It's the only book you've read, Mummy Knows Breast.
That's an animated movie.
You've probably got the book version as well.
I have other books.
Masterpiece.
I read Harry Potter, I think they were good when I was 15, I thought they were like Pete
Fiction when I was 15, I was like they didn't get better than this.
The characters are interesting.
Are they?
Some of them.
Some of them are good.
Uncle Severus Snape, that's a cool name.
Yeah.
And Dumbledore.
Dumbledore is a cool character.
He told them all. Tom Riddle.
Wow.
You should read Lord of the Rings. You like Lord of the Rings.
I've never read Lord of the Rings.
But the movies are so good.
The novels are.
You're a well-read man, Felix.
Well, I read the Hobbit.
It did go on a pair.
But the trilogy is definitely still worth reading.
There's so many good bits.
Like T'Laddell? You don't even know the legend of T'Lambelda.
What the hell is that?
Who's Tom Mombola?
He's like such a fun character in the beginning
that they just cut out, which makes sense,
but he is like such a good character.
Oh, okay.
And then like you read it, you will get it.
This is a bizarre question.
Man Dudley, how's it going, bros?
And he goes, how's it going, bros?
Like that.
With the looming AI apocalypse,
how is Felix preparing his child
to become the John Connor to save us all?
Ha ha ha ha.
It's John Sheldon.
That's the goal, that's the goal.
You're going to go back inside and you're going to destroy Anthropid.
Felix, what are some things you can only see from a dad's perspective now?
Cars! I hate cars so much. They're terrifying to me.
Don't you drive a lot?
I'm a good driver. I'm just so scared seeing cars drive fast.
They were so angry.
If people speed in family in residential areas,
like, I wanna kill them so bad.
They don't speed a lot.
Yeah.
That's one thing I can't say.
That's interesting.
Someone said, he said like,
can you get a lot of empathy for like other parents?
Like if a baby crying, I feel bad for them.
It's not like, oh, so annoying.
Make that child shut up now.
That was my reaction before.
So, uh, just blips the heck one more time.
I'm not dead.
I'm not dead.
Yeah, I mean, I do feel sorry.
It's not like they want that baby to die.
Not exactly.
They're close to it.
It's right in the baby.
Yeah.
I'm kind of like, man, this is a really good decibel right now.
Let's keep it going.
You realize that, like, a lot of your behavior, you see it in your childhood, so you're
like, oh, I'm being a baby right now.
Like, if you get upset about stuff, I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna tell
you.
Yeah, you realize that.
What?
A lot of baby behaviors.
I want.
You're like, well, you want something.
Instead of asking, could I please get a pudding?
You go, pudding, pudding, pudding.
Well, you get much more efficient.
OK, OK, right, right.
Yeah.
What would you suggest for learning the black Japanese language?
Japanese, what's that?
The Japanese language.
What would you suggest, Chris?
There's a really good app called Human Japanese.
It's like your friend telling you how to learn it.
That's my friend.
You can press the words and hear the pronunciation over and over.
It's just human Japanese.
That sounds good.
I'm so annoyed how much I learned before coming here.
That was completely useless.
Like...
Like, even just like asking for a bag and stuff like that.
I remember learning Kaban.
I've never heard anyone say that word in my entire life.
I think people always refer to it as a ni-mo-tsu, like when you have like a bag.
Yeah exactly, ni-mo-tsu, or kukuro.
Just like, I don't know.
That's true actually, I haven't even heard kama.
No, exactly.
Yeah, but you hear it first in the first word you hear.
This is an example, I don't know.
There are a lot of words like that though, that you're taught like, or like core words that never come up.
Yeah, that one says inu, like it's one-chan.
Yeah, true.
I've never heard say inu with enu.
Yeah, and like I had like I don't know why they were like hell Ben
Maybe they thought I was gonna fuck up really quickly when I moved here
They're like Bengalshi like learn the word for lawyer
What do you think I'm gonna get up to you?
You really need to learn this word Bengoshi Bengoshi you gotta know Bengoshi
If you need it then you can learn it right? Yeah, you already can help me. I'll be like
Sounds like a good recommendation for it's the like actual...
You have a mouse part of the cycle, well we'll get a call mouse in a minute, and then we'll get mouse in the light one day.
Probably one of the later days, we'll get mouse to sing on the cycle.
So we'll show mouse around the castle.
Can mouse rap?
I think mouse maybe can rap.
I don't know.
That'd be fucking cool.
That's pretty cool.
Suck around.
Suck around.
They're on their last breath here.
Yeah, well, we've only had about four days of them so we because we were going down
Yeah, we went we had the snow
sandstorm
Sakura hail
I don't know we've unlocked all the Minecraft Pirates
Bjerg mouse can rap why is that a thing that I mean I don't know
I don't know, she's just...
Does she go hard?
I don't know, she goes hard.
You could ask her, I'm in it.
She did 99 problems by JZ.
Probably kids.
That'd be cool.
Oh man.
When we sit down for too long, you're tired.
I'm very drowning.
You're tired.
You got it, you got it.
She goes hard in the paint.
I don't know what that means.
In the pain
Iron Rats
Google human Japanese search it on the app store. Okay. That's good to know. Okay. There you go. What are your hair fall prevention secret boys?
Oh god turning 30
He's not he's not like Swedish genius. I'm fair. They all have perfect hair
I got British sir like age four sort of balding. I was like this is unfair
And I like I was like slowly forming Barry
Sorry
Okay
Is Iron Man going to sing a Pewdiepie song?
Uh...
Bitch Lasagna
Wait, how many songs do you have?
Bitch Lasagna
Okay
Sounds so bad of all of us
What's the opening line to Bitch Lasagna?
What's the opening line to the Bitch Lasagna song?
I don't like your D-Series
What's the opening line?
Uh...
Blue one
Why would you say it like that?
What do you mean they won?
They won?
What do they win?
They won!
What do they win exactly?
We have quite a lot of subscribers.
I'm not sure what we mean.
If the metric they're crying every day, shitting their pants, wishing that...
They're still sad about the song.
I know.
They're still sad about it.
Uh...
Jesus.
What was the lyrics?
How did this lyric come about?
Yeah, this seems like such a weird pitchless on you.
I think I wrote it in like a fucking minutes.
It's like one of those really thing I did not want to come at all.
The beat over and no it ain't over.
You don't want to hang up.
I would have been, he is.
I should, it's blocked and...
It's blocked and...
Yeah, in India still.
There it is.
It's banned.
because T-Series has like cheap code lawyers in India.
Really?
Oh wow.
Oh god.
This is singing an actual good song.
Yeah.
And now they can handle that.
This is showing Brian.
Yeah.
Brian Seafront.
Brian Seafront.
Yeah.
Beautiful.
The beautiful.
Yeah, when you're the Pokemon Hunter.
Yeah, we shot that in there.
And you went out to like the ocean.
That was a bad idea.
Very bad idea.
Because I jumped in the water and I tried to swim back and I realized how hard it is
to swim to the clothes on.
I was like, I really hope we can swim in here.
300 million Vs on the first one.
That's my most beautiful.
That's really beautiful.
Beastmaster 64.
Beastmaster 64.
We were fucking around so much with that.
You did fuck around a lot.
A little too much probably.
A little likeer, too close to that.
Uh...
PewDiePie says to fuck around a lot like the king of the world.
Who's your first subscriber to do it?
Probably a friend of mine or something like that. I don't know.
Why would you feel like the king of the world for a son?
I don't know. This is so pretty.
Yeah, that's the way I want to go here.
Yeah.
The people near to here.
If we were here like five days ago, it would have been peak.
The people in the carriage.
The people in the carriage goes on.
Awesome.
Oh, they're packing up the stands, too.
I don't know.
This is good, though.
We skip all the people.
True.
It's quite big, though.
I didn't realize how long it was.
Conor, do you listen to Kpop?
If it comes on my playlist, I'll listen to it.
What's your favorite Kpop?
I don't know, I mean, um, one of the...
Do you love twice?
I do like twice, but I don't even know.
It's a cape hungry.
I do love my velvet.
I can't park it.
Really?
This is for the Hanami only.
It didn't sound good. All the way!
All the way!
Oh my god, this instruction list is insane.
K500 miles down the trail.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to drop it off.
Yeah, that makes more sense. That's so funny.
There's a lot of now this K-pop spam. I don't know what any of it means. Where is the
Grinch? I brought up K-pop. Yeah, why don't you bring that out? You should know what's gonna happen.
This is Icarus. Yo, PewDiePie. Nice for me to finally watch you on stream. I grew up
watching your happy wheels and amazing videos. Do you... is that like your favorite era of the...
It's your favorite. My favorite? Come on. Why is it... What do you...
Everybody love the happy we watch in the camp Mario video. Really?
That was one that I was really I get a lot of Japanese people saying them watch that but that makes sense actually
How did you use a Japanese game back then? How did you used to find games?
They're just like I would scour so hard like spent hours finding games
Oh, then you found a gold on you. Yeah. Yeah, I was so happy when I found good ones, but then
Was there a game you really annoyed this won't be to it and you're like no, but back then I was such it like
Like you play the game and then the day after some other YouTuber play it and then I'm like
I'll spin, I'll spin for this game.
But in hindsight it's like yeah it's good for everyone.
Well of course everyone's gonna copy you at that you know.
You have a gammon.
But I, yeah obviously good.
But then again some people copy your thumbnails too.
Oh yeah that's annoying.
That was annoying.
Yeah.
Nobody copies mine the bad.
No okay, no okay.
Why are you thumbing the right?
Nobody care.
Uh.
It feels very elaborately drawn.
Well the chronobug ones are very well drawn.
Chick does an amazing job.
They're like art pieces.
Mm, they're very rich.
Then why did you say they were bad?
No, I'm just, just.
She'll be the one who can't say all this.
She's defecating.
Sorry, I should be Swedish
where I mentioned my country every three minutes.
Ha ha ha!
Just remind me of Sweden, we have trees here.
Do you see these cherries?
Nothing like Swedish birch.
You can make some sort of IKEA table with these trees.
Some more like, smuggling from the Ikea catalogue.
Oh, the smuggling?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, of course!
You know of it!
Wow!
It must be world famous.
The rest of the...
Has there ever been a piece of Ikea furniture that you were like,
this should not be made.
This is a mistake.
Why would I ever think that?
I'm just saying, is there any piece of...
No, no, of course not.
That's such a lie.
You're lying.
Have you ever seen the Ikea piece?
Yes.
That you haven't.
Yeah.
What's your goatee in the cafeteria?
Yeah, Meeple's meatballers.
Meeple's?
I actually kind of like the vegetarian ones, too.
Yeah, they're good.
Yeah, I get half of them, I get half of them.
I don't know.
And then I'll get some of the pastries,
because they have some good three pastries.
Can I have a bulje?
Can I have a bulje?
Or can I have a bulje?
Can I have a bulje?
And now, in a year, can you get the semla?
Oh, yes, of course.
Have you had the semla?
I've not had it this year, yet.
That's fun Swedish lore games.
Can I talk about swimming, or are you going to make fun of it?
You can even do a Sweden man.
We'll pull over here.
Okay, we'll pull over here.
You can talk about Sweden.
Well, we have a team streak.
That's like a bun, cream, and then a top.
Okay.
The king of Sweden ate too many of them, and he died.
What?
Really?
Yes, he ate 17.
Oh my God.
And then he died.
I mean, there's not moderation.
That's why he's the king.
The Swedish king lovers are so good,
Guys, they're so dumb, look there's any cash here.
Okay, thank you.
Here you go.
Can you take this phone, please?
Should I take it with me?
Oh, the phone.
No, I'll get it.
That sounds like you should not drop that.
This one?
Yeah, I feel like I had.
Don't worry about it.
There's some sort of battery here.
We've still got some Sakura.
There we go.
Sakura!
Oh, I love me some Sakura.
So Sugoi.
Sugoi Kirei, this name.
There is actually...
No, there's actually really good fun.
I don't know why I'm memeing it.
In Sweden it reminds me of the nice fjords of Sweden.
If only it was Sweden it would be me.
We have so many fjords and no way to talk to them.
The bastards.
OK, we do a hike for the mountain.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, here we are in the beautiful Sakura.
Yeah, yeah.
And we're cycling, right?
We are cycling.
Not right now, but later.
All right, we'll get some footage of that.
Look how beautiful.
Look at this.
It's still blooming up here.
OK, that's it.
I'll do it next time, but just wait.
Ha ha ha.
Dude, the weather's actually pretty good.
Yeah, it's lovely.
I could have a little more sunscreen on.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
I almost forget, is it Connor Seadog VA?
Yes, Seadog VA.
OK.
On Twitter, it's Seadog.
Connor Seadog?
No, it's Seadog.
Seadog, OK.
Seadog.
Connor Seadog.
look at the pedals in the in all the Sakura pedals are in the water
what are they got like an inflatable balloon that they're so far you would
pop that in like oh that looks so fun well designed for me it's called mouse
howdy we're live streaming right now so check out the link we're gonna cycle
but right now we're taking a break and checking out this castle there it's
very very beautiful actually so yeah come join us link is there check it
Yeah.
Trit stops at the end twice, and she's out.
She's out.
All right.
It's going to be hard finding our way back tonight.
I mean, where's he going to pick us up from?
I don't know.
I don't know where else.
I don't know the bridge.
We're going through the saccharide right now.
You are? I'm invited?
You're invited.
Wow, thanks.
Oh yeah, well...
Thanks for bringing me.
Maybe I'll get you.
Uh...
Let me get a look.
Yeah.
How's your stream going?
It's good.
I'm kind of like...
I'll be honest, I'm like all over the place today.
place today. Well that's fair enough. So just an average day for Chris. Okay, he's all over the place, I'm all over the place, we're all over the place. He's all over the place. Rolling on the ground too. Do you have to play the game here? I think so. What is this place? This is the castle ruins.
Still George's, uh, he gets the perfect case.
Whoa, a snail!
They're very lovely.
Very lovely.
I have a huge question.
What's the huge question?
Is there a castle?
No, it's a castle.
Aw, crying tears of blood.
This is so pretty.
Why do you always get a castle there?
No, the soccer is still blue.
Can commemorate my days on Earth.
There's a beautiful mountain range across as well.
Wow, are you going somewhere?
This is a really nice sub. I'm super glad we stopped there.
It's close to joy, so we should be worrying a couple of times.
I'll be on the fourth mission.
Artemis, Artemis.
I'm going to play Glory Astatham.
Do you know the song now?
Oh, look at that!
What?
What's the song?
It's a huge!
Glory Astatham. What is it called?
Po?
Yeah, come on everybody and shake your butt, yeah.
You're listening to Gloria Estefan?
Outside they are.
Do you think I would know it because I'm Latina?
Yes, Latina Anthem.
Well, you know what? I do know it.
This is the Latina Anthem, right?
No, but...
That's fine. It's like a dog's head just popped up for the wind day.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you're in luck. I do know it.
Oh, nice, see?
Man, people have a blast listening to this.
It's good song.
Hey, kids, I love you now.
This is good, too.
What's up?
Hi!
Oh, hey, I'm here.
I hear you rap really hard.
You rap hard about it.
Who said that?
Well, it's a trap side.
we're going with it oh god okay which donation goal is i
last guess to decide the donation goal is me wrapping i'll wrap for a million
dollars okay all right that's a lot let's get up
this is so nice yeah this is lovely how do we how do we get that where are we walking
The castle was over there, no?
Oh, I guess...
Oh, it's the...
Oh, it's the...
It's the stairs.
The stairs.
Fucking brain.
It's getting old again.
What are you talking about?
I'm getting old.
It's rotten.
Yeah, you're getting old.
What have I done?
You're aging?
Need to make conscious choices for his lifestyle.
What?
Stop eating a gusto.
I think that's a story.
No, gusto is scary, man.
Yeah.
So you got noodles with noodle pasta.
That's terrible.
Yesterday he was like, oh my god my chest it hurts so bad and I'm like, did you just eat like a shit kind of food?
What's wrong with that? But it doesn't go to your chest.
They were like, my chest feels so tight.
Yeah, well my chest did feel tight.
He had acid reflux from all the days.
I don't know what that is. What is that?
Why is my stomach really...
I wouldn't eat too much food.
I've never done that in my life.
You literally do that every day.
I don't.
Look at that.
Oh, I think I'll see you, Mother of Yosel.
It's nice.
Master's Castle.
So that's where you live, huh?
All right, take me up there.
We found you.
Yeah, I live right there.
Men darts.
Oh, it's all darts, me.
Darts.
YouTuber darts.
Oh, shit.
That's the proper RTX turned on day.
Oh, god.
This is my app.
It's been a malfunction and show my face.
Holy shit.
You really want this?
You're going to have to type this.
This is awesome.
I'm not going to go on the boats.
You want to go on the boats?
No, I don't want to go on the boats.
That was a true danger.
We'll see if Felix is trying to run.
Don't worry, I've been taught this morning.
I used to be a sailing instructor.
I am a...
Well, sailing's a bit different from running.
Not different.
How different can it be?
What do you mean how different?
What if you don't do it?
How can you not row a boat?
I... have you seen Chris?
He's pretty late.
Honestly.
What?
Very beautiful though.
It's a wee bit windy though.
Beautiful day outside.
Look at these.
Oh wow.
Beautiful.
What a beautiful day.
I'll remember this my whole life.
Why are you British now?
Can you say, tell your what?
When I go rapping, I go real hard.
I guess I'll tell you what.
He's telling me what.
I'm going to rap some chord.
Chord? Why are you going American?
I'm going American, bro.
Those are the run-outs.
They do stuff.
Oh, the castle is awesome from here.
Where is it?
Behind us.
Oh well, yeah.
Wow!
I'm stuck in my backyard!
Mouse is home, we found it!
Should I roll my sunglasses?
Wow!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Alright, go on.
Eel, take a picture.
I'm becoming boss in the mouse.
No, I'll never be boss in the mouse.
Tokyo the chair doesn't have stopped so it's nice to get
Wow
We're on a boat Chris. Pewdiepie meets Iron Mace.
I'm gonna get a boat.
Felix has a mouth mask before.
Oh, Felix's mouth mask last year.
They're good friends.
Oh, I've got a boat.
You want to get a boat?
Of course we can.
Felix has got a sprung on him.
Let's go on the boat then.
Let's see. Paul's like, oh god. I've got $2,000 worth of equipment. More than $2,000 in my hand.
We can be more simple. I can't row, I have to carry the iPad. I can't row.
I'm going to show you the Nordic power. It's $1,000 for three people.
That's perfect.
Three people?
We'll give you two boats, I guess.
Two boats?
Well, three people?
Sure.
We'll do two, two.
Three people.
Two, two?
Two people.
Two.
Two.
Wait, there's four of us?
Right on the mouse.
On the mouse, right, right.
Just throw the overboard.
Yeah, sorry.
Well, you don't take it much weight, so you don't count.
Oh, it's a mess.
Think for yourself, I'll weigh 20 tons.
We can be full overboard.
Yeah, let's do it then.
All right.
I myself have weighed 20 tons.
We can even fall over Paul.
Yes, let's do it then.
It's not filled.
Are we doing this?
Yeah, why not?
I want a row actually, because it's kind of cold.
Oh, okay.
Thank you Connor.
It's the perfect place to eat my chocolate eggs.
Chocolate eggs.
Always prepared, I announce.
Always prepared.
Have you seen these?
These are creamy eggs.
These are better eggs.
I used to love them, but they got them too sickly.
They changed the ingredients.
Yeah, they made them light.
Look at that.
Can you see it?
I can see this coin.
I dream of reading a comic book reading a game.
Do you want to put the comments somewhere safe so I can drop it into the pool?
You can't swim.
You should probably keep it.
It's actually going to get in the water.
It's a bit worried it's going to get in the water.
Wow, look at all the petals.
I think I'm gonna go over, I think.
Oh, wow, this is a really OG.
I could possibly go in.
I know, right?
Chat predictions, who and what is going to fall in.
Yeah, you don't need to ask.
I can't win.
I'm just saying if you wish to drop for shame.
Right, yeah, that reads as S.
I'm gonna read him.
Okay, this is gonna be...
Where's your hand?
Gonna get on that.
Beautiful castle, questionable sailors.
It's talking lingonberry, he's back.
We're hunting for the lingonberries.
I know, they're far.
The fresh lingonberry?
You go fresh, Felix.
Alright, Paul, do you want your fresh flugger first?
Probably in it to help you.
Oh, I don't know where you've got a little dig today, guys.
Don't go too far from us boys.
It's alright.
I have to row now, this is a scam.
Wow.
Oh.
Can't stop.
Chris, can you sing?
I thought about that before he chose both.
Yeah, I should have shot him.
I should have gone the other way.
Yeah, but I feel like he might fall in.
Don't go too far from me boys now.
Wait, it's only coins.
Where are we going?
This is really sick.
He wants to be fast.
I'm out of row.
That's not what you mean.
I don't help.
Oh, don't be in there.
Hello.
Can I get some help?
I can't help you.
How do I do it?
It's so easy.
You bring the IKEA.
Ah, bring the Christ trees.
Do something.
Oh my God, it's being more sweet as it blows the boat.
It's all good.
It's getting heavy now.
He nearly slapped the fish.
This is a beautiful view.
We thought
I'm the best
I'm the worst
I'm the worst
There you go
I've been courting the people
I'm the best
I'm the best
It's like, can't be done
I'm trying to go, yeah
I'm the best
I'm the best rower
ever
You know
headhunted my oxen
why'd they take it so long?
I told them, no no no
I'm just going to stay
oh it's a beautiful day for a legal marriage
not at all, this is not in my imagination
it's not delusional
this is real
Chris, one of the donations saved
the donations?
oh fuck
oh my god
full M
what the fuck, the boat's going really fucking
what are you saying?
how is that?
oh my god
oh my god
I'm about to take him so long
you bastard
it's very cold and wet
You didn't jump in him, Mike!
I wanted to stop the mic, sir.
Don't lose your mic, Chris!
Chris, don't lose your mic!
He's not in there.
He's not in there.
He's not in there.
Wake it in.
That's cold.
I didn't mean to do it.
The first one.
You just get the front pole.
It's a stream.
It's a stream.
Oh, okay.
Why is it so? What do you think?
It's the menace.
I can't hear what you're saying.
I'm sitting too far back.
Thank you.
Have a good pass.
What was going on over there?
I'm stupid.
Go back!
You're going to like time-assive.
How did it...
Okay, Matt, so I got to keep you here.
How did this happen?
Get the oars.
No, no, no.
Oh, fuck, see?
Look at this already. It's already gone.
Okay, I'm going to keep you here.
We keep going this way.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, bye, Matt.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, Matt.
You hear that, mate?
Help!
Oh, it's the other one.
This is my favorite song.
Yeah!
I'll get drive.
You gotta sing it first.
Run away, run away.
Fuck off, you got an endfall.
I'm just gonna say whatever.
Are you enjoying yourself?
Fuck off.
I don't want to see that.
I didn't even heard him for a second.
I don't know.
Sorry.
Oh, fuck it all.
I was, I was.
I was, I was.
I was so, man.
That didn't work my ass.
I was headhunted by opposite.
Oh, you son of a...
Oh, you're growing in your bathtub?
Yes.
I actually didn't even think about it.
I'm gonna throw you overboard.
Deal with this myself.
Head on to biopsies.
Real insured.
Oh, fuck sake, this is shit.
You need to make sure you would never apply.
This boat is absolutely fucking garbage.
They don't want you enjoying yourself.
This is fucking useless.
Fuck sake.
This is shit.
Why do they make the world shit in this way, bro?
They look stuck over there.
Oh, fuck, I should just do a common angle, though.
Fuck this, I should just...
You're so stupid!
That's good enough.
Nothing wrong!
Goddamn it!
Fuck!
Oh fuck.
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Oh no, the sandwich!
No, no, no, no, no!
Don't run the Japanese one!
Fuck, fuck over!
Yeah, okay, good, good, good.
Okay, now we're really stuck.
Fuck, okay, let's go this way.
There we go.
Oh my god!
I think my seat...
Are you ready?
I got the hang of it.
I bet you were dreading this so much.
Yeah, so much.
No, not this you!
Oh, wait!
Oh!
He's back in his...
I was like, why don't you get some for him? Why?
What do you mean? This is an honor.
I don't know what's so far.
I don't know, but we can't get them right, so...
This boat is... this old fuck.
I'll get it Will.
There you go, there you go.
The mini eggs are out.
I'll put them off the museum and put up the sandwiching.
Yeah, you can attach them with a magnet to the back.
Oh, that's probably about losing the magnet.
Oh, fuck, we're getting blown towards the side.
Don't really think about that.
Let's take pictures and stuff.
Let's go and get crashes, shall we?
Why did this come out?
I don't understand why this came out.
The egg?
Okay, so this is like the...
Okay, so there we go.
There we go.
Let's try and...
Is there a way to sit too far?
I don't know.
Let's come out again.
Let's go and crash into...
Let's have some Titanic action.
Oh, so...
Oh, my God.
I'm so annoyed with this.
This is shit.
This is such a shit boat.
This is shit. This is such a shit boat.
This is a different boat.
This one, taken out as well.
This is the only one that's in gear.
This is so shit.
Why do they give me the whole shit I'm supposed to? I wonder why no one else got this boat.
This fucking thing won't stay in.
If Oxford wouldn't have, then Oxford wouldn't have some like shit like this.
When I was being interviewed.
I probably would have.
What's going on with you?
What are you doing?
Dramatic service.
Oh, this coach will keep showing up.
That's fine, that's what's the shop, it's only one year old.
Should we take it?
I don't know if you can see it
That bell's from past
It's not like it has
Here we go
Oh fucks sake
No, no, no, no, no, no
Sorry, I didn't mean to
Are we good?
Yeah, we're good
Hey!
Get him, get him, get him!
We got an eye patch!
We got an eye patch!
We got an eye patch!
I can do it to you.
Any donations, Chris?
Why are you eating?
He's always eating miniaturists.
Evan says nothing, but he donated $50.
I can tell what's going on.
Miniaturists donated $25.
$5? This said nothing?
You're not going to drown.
I will.
Thank you for the donation.
You're the best captain in the Seven Seas.
Oh God.
Oh!
Oh shit!
Sorry, I realized I was going the wrong way.
It's all the money.
Sorry, that was my Oxford jeans.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait!
Oh my god!
Hey, did you know I used to work for Oxford?
What?
Yeah, I used to work for Oxford.
What's the same?
I said bloody wait, didn't I?
Why do we get out of here, the wind keeps blowing us.
I know, you gotta actually roll over.
Well my thing keeps falling out.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, you suck.
I didn't think he was falling out.
This is all very titanic.
She's not a ship-cancing, or she can't, so I think she will.
There we go.
We've only seen these boats to people that are interested in.
Always give it some honey.
Michael Thorne is over.
No, I got it.
You should do a race so you can get across the passes.
Oh god.
I gotta get in the rhythm, you know.
Come on, anyone can do this.
Speed!
I've been spying for the last 20 minutes.
This is nearly all I can try out.
You're happy, baby.
I've been fucking water boarded sitting here.
I've watered you for over a day.
It's like Guantanamere Bay with a chevy...
Drift. Drift in the water.
Drifting.
It does feel like a very cheap video game.
Reverse drift.
So you didn't sail, man.
Are they doing it?
It's fine. It's nice, it's nice.
Okay, I can keep it on just like, not with any faults, like half of it.
What's going on, guys?
Any donation, Chris?
He keeps splashing me.
Yeah.
Midas Touch 63 says here's a donation for the professional Oxford Rower.
Thank you.
Is your mic still on?
It is.
I hope so.
I hope so too.
Apparently our boat looks like it's sinking.
Why is the back of your boat sinking?
It looks like the back is sinking.
I want it to be like a hydrofoil.
You are...
Oh!
Oh my god.
That's like...
Oh.
I've got the boat now.
Easy, easy.
Can we do something?
Amazing!
I'm worried about it!
Good!
Oh, that is it!
Oh, amazing!
I don't have a coin!
It's just a small thing!
Yeah, it's a small thing!
Yeah, it's a small thing!
It's a small coin!
No, this is it!
This is it!
Let's go, Chris!
Oh, what?!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
That's his microphone if it goes in.
Don't lose the mic.
Hold the mic.
Kill him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's no mic.
Time for some proper rowing.
Are you going to row?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Yamaha makes these boats, they make everything.
Are they?
Yamaha boat.
See, we've got a choice here.
The trick to being an auctioneer is to look at the park.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! This is something!
What are you doing?
It's like 1,400 meters up.
That is not it.
You can do another technique.
You can do it like a sharp turn.
Stick one of the all.
And then like.
Oh, it's pretty easy.
It's in the opposite way.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
You go the other way.
Like this.
Try to do it like this.
Super rotate.
Do it again.
I'll make it.
Oh, wow.
Ow!
Just take a breath.
Get up to the ground.
Now, what's he doing?
He's doing it.
He's doing it.
How do I catch up to you guys? I can't stop turning.
Guys, I'm trying to catch up to you.
It's like Takachiho Gorge all over again.
Connor and I once went to the sacred gorge.
And he was running.
Oh my goodness.
What was that?
And Connor crashed us into like a family of Germans.
family of Germans. They're like, what is going on here? What is this?
And he's like, fuck it. Why do you think you guys keep doing this?
Kamikaze, the boat into the fucking...
Why are we here?
That's it, Fer.
I'm not gonna enjoy this.
I'm gonna cycle that.
Careful when you exit the boat, because he might...
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's got that pedal away from me.
Fucking jolly.
I might have had it, you can't lock me in
I'll kill you
That was fun
You're fine now?
Where are you going?
I'm trying to...
Don't you drive him now
Oh you get up first
Stop your job now
Stop it
Let's see if I'm sure of it
He's a menace
He's actually trying to touch you there
Fuck
Oh my god.
He's trying to flip the boat.
I'm not moving.
I'm not actually trying to flip the boat.
I'm gonna have to distribute my weight.
Come on, Chris. Get us in there.
We don't have all day.
The cyclophan.
I don't like here.
I don't know.
I can't feel anything.
Oh, you're in the water right now.
I never even looked at my super secure by the water.
Felix is trying to throw you.
You're trying to throw me?
I did, I did, I did.
Did I throw me?
No, he's trying to throw Chris in the water.
Look at Chris crawling out.
That was big.
He's trying to flip the boat like three times.
I've never gone with him again.
You, you try to flip the boat.
You bloody, what?
I tried.
I didn't even know.
I'll kill you.
Oh my god.
I'm now happy to bring it off.
Think you'll like to drag it off, Mouse?
I'm so wet.
Okay, I'll take it off.
I'm so wet.
Wait, really?
Yes! Chris kept paddling right at me.
All right, I'll take this one out for the rest.
You're gonna have to, like, bend your arm.
It wasn't that big, though.
Bloody hell.
Bloody hell, boys.
I like that.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
It's a theory of
No wonder Oxford just got destroyed in the boat race
I didn't realize Oxford is so old
Re-devil yeah, yeah like
506 I heard they had to ban people bringing bow and arrow
To class this is awesome. Isn't that some funny?
It's pretty rough people.
We're talking about oxen's gallery.
So in Oxford they had to ban people from bringing bows and arrows.
Foul?
Yeah, because people brought them to class.
Really?
Yes.
Well, talk about it all.
How old is oxen?
I'm sure someone's chatting with us.
I think 500 years.
Yeah, it's like medieval level.
Yeah.
And it only exists because the king stopped people from going in France.
So it was created as like a fine will create our own.
Baste.
Yeah.
Don't let friends have it.
Exactly.
Type shit.
They were gate keeping education.
Time shared.
Such a nice view.
Founded in the year 1096.
Wow.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Nearly a thousand years old.
Crazy. In 70 years we celebrate a thousand year anniversary.
That's kind of...
That's kind of a crazy.
That's too much.
Time shared.
No, I don't like seeing this.
It's too old.
He's too old. I'm too oxford for this.
You are too oxford.
You're getting donations if you're on the boat.
Smashing for hope on the boat.
I fucking saved for hope on the boat.
He keeps splashing me the entire time.
It's a lovely park though, isn't it?
Very lovely. This is like a 10 out of 10 view.
The boats are just the icing on the cake.
Look at that. You've got the white mountains in the background.
Ooh, food.
Fried chicken there.
Oh, fried chicken.
We've got cheese.
Uh, cheese, uh, dogs.
Cheese.
Cheese dogs.
We've got American dogs.
American dogs.
Yeah, corn dogs. Corn dogs.
Corn dogs.
I've never had a corn dog.
Yeah, I think so.
100% it killed me.
Wow, Japan look like this.
The pan looked like this and had this temperature for all of summer.
Maybe the greatest comfort I've ever had.
Bumbled.
Instead it becomes unbearable.
Yeah, in three weeks he'd be like,
you can't go outside now for four months.
You've got the snowy mountains, the rustic wooden bridge,
the castle, chairblossom petals falling.
It's stunning.
Let's take a look here.
Oh, it's so hot.
octopus balls. Fun fact again. People that come to Japan, apparently, it's become so
commercialized like ramen and sushi and all that stuff so people come here for takoyaki
instead. Like that's the most travel for food. You can't really get that anywhere else right?
You can go in Tokyo
Really? No, I mean like outside Japan
Like outside of Japan you can get any kind of food
Oh true true
So that's the thing that people come for
Interesting
Yeah
And Okonomiyaki, you don't really stay outside of Japan too
Yeah exactly, yes, yeah yeah
Yeah it's become like more niche now
Like people had the ramen
People had the sushi
Now we've got to find our car
Now we're out there
I'll be with you
Okay
Chockebanade
Chockebanade
Oh, your favorite, Chris.
I never had them.
My, that's so cute.
What is the banana covered in chocolate?
Banana covered in chocolate.
Give it a try.
Oh, look at this.
What paper scissors?
That's a lot.
Emily has a monkey.
You got to do it.
Oh, look.
You got to do it.
Give it a try.
You got money.
Go on, then.
What do you do?
Go on, then.
Who do you have to beat?
I have to win, Connor.
Who do you have to beat, then?
Chosin.
You have to win five?
I'm going to take one.
Where's the same?
Where are they?
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you.
Okay, Junkie. Good luck mate.
We'll meet the strawberry one.
I want a strawberry one.
What should I pick?
Get the pink one.
Okay, okay.
It's a pink one. Show me down your throat.
Okay.
You get two if you win how many.
I will love it.
Junkie?
Oh, he probably stopped.
Connor, what's the hate?
I lost in the stories tonight.
I'm sure he's a guy.
OK, OK.
OK, more chat.
Aiko desho.
Aiko.
Aikon.
Bishok.
Yeah!
Thanks, I'm lucky.
OK, OK, OK.
Oh, yeah.
You wish one?
OK.
Which one shall I get, man?
The pink one?
But yeah, the fattest pink one.
OK.
Obviously, he's going to do it in one.
What?
You wish one?
OK.
I'll hold this one.
One more?
Oh, no.
Oh, I won? Okay, okay.
I'm going to get a drink.
Okay, I'll get it.
He won sort of rigged, because he just kept yawning.
I didn't get that one. I just grabbed the other one.
Oh, that's so generous.
That's nice.
Do you want a bite, please?
That's for a high one.
Our last guest, Rob ate an entire sausage in one mouthful.
I heard it.
The legend of the...
Do you want to see the video?
Do you want to see the video?
Do you want to see the video?
I'll have this one.
Okay, okay.
Do you want to have it together?
Okay, okay.
Oh my God.
How did you do it?
Of course I would. I got those on my ass.
Oh, the pepper is good. It does exist.
Oh, very good.
Oh, good.
How is it?
Put it out there.
Wow.
It's banana and chocolate.
Whoa, roller blades.
There's nothing I do more than watching a guy eat something.
Yes.
Nothing.
You enjoy that banana bro.
That's good.
Man, Philip's got so lucky today, road to the other day.
Yeah, I feel like I've got the nicest day in the day.
It's going to happen next, a free massage.
No.
That was the greatest episode of tips and tips I've ever seen.
Oh, I guess because when they cook it, it goes mushy in the banana.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't really like that.
Oh.
Here you go, man.
You're gonna have a blast.
Oh, I'm just quite full.
I just got...
One more trouble over the other.
Wait, why do you let me fly twice?
Because you saw the camera float up here.
Ah, okay.
Because you wanted me to go on it.
I also just lost instantly, so maybe he felt bad.
It was like kind of a lame...
Probably felt bad.
Maybe.
Or if we just like playing rock, paper, scissors and...
I think he's going to love the game.
It's a pep in a stick.
They have a cigarette pop-up.
That's a cigarette.
A cigarette?
To get all the petals falling out.
What's up?
I just said I'm sorry.
I don't know.
Are you?
Yeah.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to double do it.
I saw on that plate what Master was doing.
I didn't think he would do it.
I didn't hear him.
I didn't hear you.
I said I can only see your chest.
Oh, sorry.
And then you proceed to, like,
press your breast against the camera.
Well, I'm trying to change the camera.
Do you see the pedals falling?
Yeah.
What's the word for that, Nemi?
No, I still see your breasts.
That's not true.
Oh, you do?
OK, sorry.
Are you sure you got life?
Yeah. There's a word for the pedals for it.
I don't know what it is.
There's a Japanese word for it.
The role-blood guy's sick.
He's just going around circles around the camera.
He's so holy.
What's that?
That's not a ball, man.
the big mall yeah let's go jump on it oh it's so fun
mall yeah they have one in Tokyo
they're a guilty pleasure
I love jumping yeah I don't think they're built from out of my carriage there
and they're always scary
awesome awesome area
oh that's great maybe you'll move here one day
honestly I'm you don't see people talking about Tokyo a lot then I like
I hate it mate yeah I'm starting to feel very overwhelmed in Tokyo
imagine like living here yeah let's go down far
I missed so much that I was like, yeah.
Eat some chocolate and knowledge.
Yes.
Mountains.
Yeah.
I'm just kind of tired of always looking over at my showings
if I'm blocking someone else.
Yeah.
There's just so many people everywhere.
It's a bit like...
How about 20 crazy times?
You can't just scroll.
107.
Yeah.
Come on.
No, check out his pills.
Are we really up to it?
It is.
I feel like I needed it.
I told myself, I'm like, oh, I need to go to nature.
I need a nature trip.
Holiday hike.
Yeah.
That would be nice.
Oh no!
I'm laughing a little too hard there.
I was laughing four times.
Come on out!
Jai, are you sure you're not?
Alright, I'm going to jump on this.
That looks fine.
I'm going to do it.
Four little boys terrified.
Naby, can I give you this?
and money money
I want to do it too
It keeps flying
Wow look at the mountains too
Oh I love this
Wow this looks fun
This looks like 2P
You gonna jump on breath?
Yeah I wanna jump on it
This is everybody who has like a giant
chest fetish scream
Oh here you go
I heard one of them say, is that Mr. Peast?
Yeah, it is.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you get some shit out of this.
Watch out, there's a kid behind you.
Oh shit, sorry.
This is...
Holy shit.
Oh shit.
You can really jump on it.
Can you do a frontflip?
Yeah.
I'm too scared to do it.
I'm crazy seeing him jump with the mountains in the back.
That's pretty cool.
Wait, Chris took the iPad.
This is so fun.
This is so much bouncy.
It's holding me tight!
Oh fuck it!
Whoa!
Oh my god!
Oh god!
I'll set you up!
I'll set you up!
You're gonna sink right?
Jesus, watch out for the kid there!
Oh god, this guy is gonna hurt!
Holy shit!
Oh god, I'm high!
Oh god!
Whoa!
Whoa!
That's so cute!
You wanna come out here?
So cute!
You can't afford to break it!
That's so cute!
My age!
My age!
My age!
My age!
I'm already tired.
Seat drop.
This is so good!
It's like you're doing the cyclathon.
You're doing the cyclathon.
This is what we do.
Well, someone is killing my power.
I'm gonna learn.
I shit my shit.
I'm sorry.
I break my wrist on the trampoline.
Yeah, I'm scared of you.
There he is.
Hopefully he's not going to.
Oh, come by here.
It's incredible. What's underneath?
There.
Oh, God.
I don't know.
It's tiring isn't it?
I'm just trying to be a front flip.
I'm not supposed to be a front flip.
I'm actually going to be a front flip.
Okay, dude, I want to go front flip.
Alright man, let's do a front flip.
Ready, here we go.
Okay, ready?
Ready?
Okay, three, two, one, go.
Okay, three, two, one, go.
Hey!
Are you flippin' with that right now?
I don't know if I can flip them out, I'm gonna try and do a front flip first though.
I don't know if I can even do it.
Come on.
You're so smooth!
You're trembling.
I'm too scared.
It's a break of neck.
There's water for you.
You don't need to do that.
I don't have to lose.
You see that?
There's one slip and nothing.
And everyone's looking at me like, I'm gonna do it.
I think I'm gonna do the backflip.
Because the backflip where I learned that place, and I think I forgot.
That's what's really hard.
Is it?
Maybe I can try.
Sure.
You can tell that the crazy guy was on a trampoline with a machine gun.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
In freeze.
Whoa!
Damn!
Mom came running.
I can't be here.
It's almost scary here.
There's broken freak.
Monkey moves.
There we go.
My legs are so rigid.
They're fucking...
Bring them all to play.
Instead.
Comes over.
What is she doing?
What is she doing?
What is this in my shoe?
What the heck?
Let's sit here.
Chris Moon.
Whoa, that's heavy now.
Oh man.
Alright now do a flip on the bike.
Okay, that's a high level strap.
Oh, do you want me to go over there?
Yes.
Now don't do that.
Now don't do that.
Okay, I can't do that.
I need the extra hand.
Dude, I forgot.
I was first time doing the backflip since I did it in the RV.
I haven't done a trims then.
It does, doesn't it?
That was such a fun little feature.
You're trying to kill me.
Chris's trying to kill me.
I haven't done that in like a year.
How would you scream for me?
I really, I really, I really, since the same one, it was another part of the game since the thing.
You still have your normal stream from there.
Hey, why not?
Yeah!
So, yeah.
Yeah, I wanted, yeah, I'm in love with Jim, so I wanted to take him to a trampoline point.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Everything in Tokyo, I guess, is a pain.
Except for my car, but, no.
My friend and I, my friend and I, we had nothing in Shredder.
I did a seat post, did nothing.
And then eat nothing to my wrist.
You're such a liar!
I'm gonna pull back my jacket, there's nothing in here bro.
It's such a small apartment, made the year very different.
No way!
There's a friggin' cinema hotel in Chernobyl!
Yeah, it's so easy to get stuck here on this.
There's nothing in here bro.
A lot of legs have been broken on Chernobyl.
This is such a lie.
That lie is real, it's real.
Did you see Trey Blossom in Take It?
Yeah, we did have a couple times.
Take It!
Yeah, that's so many places, I can't believe people suggested going to the changing room.
Right Max, there's a lot of fun.
If you don't think me then you hate me because I'm a Filipino.
How did you know?
And you hate all Filipino people?
Little people.
I said little people bro.
Little people.
You hate all the Filipino people?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Bedjonging.
Alright, what happened?
That's okay.
I'm mouse we'll talk to you more tomorrow
Thank you for joining us in this event. I guess we'll talk to you again tomorrow. Bye. See you later, Mata man. Bye. Bye. See you. Bye
Oh my god that was so hard work on the trampoline. You went for it. That was cool. It's so fun
You gotta take your own to the trampoline park. I know, I've been meaning to. I don't know where exactly, bad man. He loves to jump so I can't wait.
Let's get on this down and hop.
Fuck. Can't wait to go. It's the finest in here.
Yeah, I'm gonna cycle now.
Ah, that's a cute little kid.
Yeah, a cute little kid.
Yeah, I gotta take Ben, he would love that.
He would love it.
What a cool park.
Yeah.
Been great for adults too.
Honestly.
He loved bouncing a lot.
Usually, they only have small bits.
You can't actually jump that much in a car.
You say you must bounce on it.
Oh, that's crazy.
Did you get my phone, Naby?
I have a phone here.
You asked me to hold it.
Okay, yeah, that's mine.
Where's the other one?
Oh.
Oh shit
Wait let me check
I have two phones
Okay okay
I don't know
I think you put one of them in your pocket
Crazy
Not comfortable
I'm not comfortable, mate I'm in the middle man
Ah that's the one, that's the chat phone so we can have a look at
What's that saying?
That was fun
Nice and side quest
That was a great side quest
I think another thousand bill
No just thousand bill
So we're gonna we do this thing called donation walls where
For about 30 minutes they can donate towards what they want to win like the
debate, okay, so we had like
Like best game
Well, what do you want cuz you're gonna be on the bike is this thing that you want?
Linux versus Windows
Instagram paste in G3, but I feel it
We had a lot of donations there, so I'll read a couple of them
Um, who, uh, you'll be right, nice for me to finally watch you on stream.
If you're watching Happy Laws and Me, you'll be right on the top.
Men Tarek, singing the 25, Evan the 150.
Mind's touch.
Oh, if you said that one.
I think that was true.
Luciano.
Thanks for another wonderful cycle for everyone.
Love from Australia.
Uh, Sweet Chillie, singing the 25.
Chris, please sing Ro, Ro, Ro, your boats in a gufferl voice.
In a what voice?
In a what voice?
Like a great scuttle.
I love it, I love the scene.
I love the scene.
Patrick, the thing with 25.
I can't help it. I watch you guys every morning while I change when you've born babies diaper.
Thanks for being here.
I can relate to that.
Golden child, the thing with 100.
Anonymous, the thing with 25.
Best horror game.
tarot game. Well, what are the kinds of things you might like to debate? You want something
ideal that people get hashed about?
Oh, uh, okay, so, um...
I've done country wars before.
That's a good one.
That normally does pretty well. If you want to do country wars, that's a guaranteed way
to get people riled up.
So, it's just Norway.
Well, I just said old country, if you ever do it, it's the most.
Sometimes it's not...
Oh!
It's not, uh, America. Sometimes it leaves.
Okay, no.
But then America...
We shouldn't do the same if you already done it, right?
I mean, I'll do another day.
Oh.
Ha!
It makes money.
But you're early.
Okay, well then, do you have a second rate then?
You want to do country rules?
Okay.
Why is this not posting?
Oh, fuck.
For your Instagram.
Fuck.
Does he use his phone?
Yeah, you got Linux on my phone?
Uh...
You got the Windows phone?
Uh...
I do have a customer's too.
I should buy you a Windows phone.
Do you want me to uniform you ten years ago?
I like that Windows phone.
I also had that Windows phone.
I thought it was cool.
I was like, oh my god, I got Xbox on my phone.
Except it didn't work at all.
There's no games you could play.
But I believed.
Didn't it have like a unique tile, sort of, intertiles?
Quite cool actually.
Yeah, it was cool.
It's quite nice looking software, but...
Did you ever have the Zoom?
I did not.
Microsoft's Zoom.
Oh, dude. It was a crocky shit.
It was a crocky shit.
Except the name dropped them all, man.
Well, since 360 it's all been downhill.
They made a single good thing after that.
They really haven't.
They only made excuses.
The 360 was still here.
I saw the clip of Steve Bulma laughing off the iPhone.
A thousand dollars for a phone phone.
And then iPhone obliterated me.
Well, Steve Bulma.
What's Steve then?
Cuisine wall.
Best nation's food.
Best national dish.
That's pretty good, because that's like a subcater.
Yeah, true.
Well, I'll put Swedish meatballs on top of you.
Well they have to do it for it. Unless you can like, buy a cycling, send in like $5,000 for the meatballs.
20 Kroner for the meatballs.
Oh you're not Kroner?
I'm not Kroner.
I reluctantly used it when I was there.
Isn't it tight? No, no, that's the Danish currency that's tied to the euro, right?
Yeah, we never submit it.
We never submit.
The Swedish crown must persist.
Oh, dude.
I get videos sometimes of like,
P.O.B. you're dating a Swedish person.
I know, like, really funny.
It's like, they go over to their house,
they're like, oh, you wanted food?
No.
Oh, my God.
You don't get food in your house.
You should have brought some if you haven't.
Boy, you didn't bring your own meal.
You can have a tap water if you want.
Yeah, I mean, why, why, no, no, I baited you into it, I baited you, I baited you, I baited you so hard, that's a low quality bait.
Ah, Swedish Slender, I don't like it.
Don't feed Chad, can we please have a donut with cheese wool?
I don't think people are that passionate about cheese wool.
Some people are, are really though, right?
You don't even want to put that mug in their mouth this time?
Yeah.
Yeah, but chat should come up with a good solution, right?
Yeah, because it could be good.
National foods, I like you to say that.
And this chat hack now.
Mmm, national foods.
I
Smashed so they must and pick anything and we were on the bike for a while. That's what's waiting for
It's going to go in food food, okay
That's just like national food. Yeah, national has to be a national dish right national dish, but that's gonna be in
But it's fine. I think we'll be just trying about right like
Because I'll be funny because Americans and Italians are both trying to clean pizza
what would Americans do you have you met Americans they cannot take pizza they
try and take pizza no that's Americans in Chad you take pizza that's crazy
let's see true
American pizza is better yes yes yes okay this will be good to hear and you
That's crazy. Your cat is more brain-run than I thought.
They're normal. They're pretty bad.
This is the normal world, Felix.
That's crazy.
Chicago deep dish. I don't know if I can...
That is quite good.
Oh my god. I'm tired now.
It's 3pm already.
Yeah, but it's the food dip you're gonna get back into.
How much further do we go?
We've got 40Ks to do over there.
Oh, that's all to take that.
It should take about two hours.
So we don't have like 5.30, I guess.
Brazilian pizza.
See, everyone's claiming pizza.
Yeah, but you can say it's better,
but you can't say it like it's your dish.
I guess you can say like,
if you said pizza, that'd be Italian,
American pizza. You can say American pizza. That's fine.
But as an American, what would you claim? What would be a burger?
Yeah, fast food. But then even like Germans would be like, well actually
re-invented Zimbabwe. I don't know what the accent says now.
I don't know what this is. No, that was good.
That was not good. Don't pity me.
Hamburger and some fried studs and a milky.
I'm a milky, a milky, you know what I'm saying, kind of one-way.
I'm a milky, you know the milky.
Barbecue, yeah, I guess barbecue.
But I guess it's snow.
The milky.
The milky.
Give me the milky.
It's still your root.
Nice bit.
Okay, 80 meters.
Okay, that's a pretty long stretch too.
So the throne of Jesus.
What's a 39 meter hill? It's not that bad.
We have one hill.
Okay, that's good.
39 meters is nothing.
I feel like it's been very chill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like we're across a flat plain with no wind.
If you were like, this is difficult, I would be very worried.
You know, we stopped a lot too.
You're playing like, cheat mode.
Yeah, I'm playing it.
Because it's been really rough the other years.
The wind in the car was bad.
of us. Let me have like that crazy fog. Yeah exactly. Remember that fog we couldn't even
see each other? It was really fun to see nothing in Hokkaido. What do you mean? You
had a great time. You touched me saying that was the most fun. No it's like shit.
You didn't like me back. You didn't like me back. She's probably getting married again.
Okay we'll do cuisine wars. You'll definitely have to manually count everything. Good
So we're gonna do like 30 minutes, so they'll tell you, the speaker will tell you, and they'll be like, it's ready, and you say like, okay, start.
Give them the order.
And more people are gonna donate for certain fees.
Yeah.
What would you donate for? English breakfast or less dinner?
Spinach.
What's spinach? What the fuck are you talking about?
Spinach what?
What's wrong with spinach?
It's between national dish.
What is it? Popeye, fucking Popeye like spinach?
The national, the nation of Popeye.
Oh, I don't know.
Um...
Uh...
Struggle it off.
Maybe country's better.
Okay, well, you're just a country.
Yeah, a country war.
It came out very quickly.
Yeah, but it's not.
It's not going to be that passionate about it, right?
It's country's...
You gotta wait the Swedes up,
because they're always slacking.
They're slacking.
How dare you?
They're slacking.
Hopefully you can energize them.
Swedes don't let this man bully you?
live your own life. If the Swedes win, I'll admit they made the ball bearing.
Okay, well then, Sweden, I'm calling all Swedes.
You have to donate. Now is your chance.
Today's the day.
We get the ball bearing. All right, this is all right.
This is right. It looks like it looks like a gangster
leaving when they're taking someone off to kill them.
Felix and I like the enforcers. That's right.
We're just taking you out for a simple fucking meal.
We're going for a simple meal.
I promise I'm good for it, but...
Hey, don't meet you at the cafe. Don't worry.
Take a left here.
You love the doors as well.
I said not give me suggestions, yeah.
Not when I'm cycling, earlier, I said I was asking for.
Somebody in the suite's like last year. That's right.
We got a weaponised.
We did that.
Why does the name change its name?
Getting to listen to Vichlazanya while sailing was right at my spot.
Yeah?
Vichlazanya in the boat.
That was beautiful.
Tell you what, it doesn't get bad.
She had to tell me.
I'm enjoying their cycling so far, this has been really nice.
It's been great, it's been great.
It's done no cycling.
We've done no cycling at Villex.
You just hate cardio, I'm just saying.
Just been really nice cycling and driving.
They have 700 miles.
Wow, okay.
Traffic was kind of bad.
Uh...
I think traffic has been kind of miserable.
We're alright though.
I'll ride then.
You have to ride my bike too.
It's heavy.
I'm gonna ride the bike.
You're gonna have to listen to me?
Yep.
I will definitely have some of the Swedes...
on the bank.
Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
I'm gonna try and kill Chris at one point.
Awww.
Cause last year I tried and I almost died.
I'll make my own song.
So I'm gonna fucking kill him.
Can I make my own song?
I need him to cycle the next thing.
Prick top and I.
Prick top.
We're gonna kill word in the chat so I know when to strike.
I killed word.
Meatballs.
Meatballs.
Operation Meatballs is a go.
Kill Chris begins.
I might kill Conor to it.
Where why?
I'm gonna spray you with my water bottle.
I'll spray you with my lube.
Lube?
You brought that again?
You didn't even hear it overnight.
You didn't hear that at all.
Oh, sleepy.
I thought one was like funny.
You look like you need a... what do they call them?
A drink.
What do I need?
What do I need?
The energy drink.
I forgot what it was called.
Game of Slops.
Game of Slops.
Game of Slops.
Game of Slops.
Game of Slops.
I know.
Oh, that's crazy.
That's very generous right there.
Right.
Oh, that's crazy.
That's very generous.
Thank you. Sorry to hear about that.
Yeah, sorry.
You never know what's coming around the corner.
You get some, you get some.
Yeah.
A lot of this town is...
What are you looking at, Grace?
This town needs to get some.
Some game or something to fix this.
I don't like being in this backseat.
I don't like being in this backseat.
I don't like being in this backseat.
What's the problem?
Felix and Chris man spread.
We're spreading the same amount.
I reckon you'll take it more space than I am.
Look at your width.
My spread ratio is equal as a man is not spread.
Look at it from here.
That is like twice the width.
It's a wet.
Why is there so many things in the chat?
Why?
Because they're cool.
I never heard so many fence.
they existed. They existed. They existed. I never met one. Have you? Yeah, I've been
filmed. Wow, how can you be sure? They were finished. I went around filming, it was very
nice. Where do you go? I went to Tampere. Uh huh, and did what? I went to an anime convention.
Oh, of course. Oh, what the heck, man? The only cool thing you had burned down
into the ground. You're a cool water park. It's gone.
Oh. That's gone. They have things in the dump.
They explode. They have Tampere, yes. Tampere, I'm sure they have a sick water park in their body.
It's frozen ice. It's great.
Actually, I went in the summer. It was very nice. Yeah? It was really nice.
Well, Sweden was nice too.
You
Everything needs Finland's fault.
That's fine.
Fucking hell.
All right, we're back boys. It's the camera died
Yeah, lovely one sailing
Battery can stalling
Okay, Sunscreen time yes, okay
Oh, on Felix's bag of trinkets is...
We have sunscreen if you want to use it too.
It looks a bit cursed.
It really looks cursed.
That's the finest sunscreen.
Oh, that one's good.
Yeah, it's Australian skinny.
It looks cursed.
It really looks cursed.
I don't know what I'm driving from there.
What the fuck are you on about?
I don't know.
That's the finest lotion I've ever had.
The finest lotion?
Show me where my helmet is in.
I hate creams.
I'll put it up.
I was like, what?
Don't you hate creams?
You're such a swede.
Yeah, probably.
And proud.
No, I see. That was our song for you, man.
Too good for it.
It's really so gross. I don't know.
Okay, do you want to try?
I actually don't want to, no.
More shit, I just...
No!
Have some.
I don't know why it is...
Like, I...
If anything gives me ink, it's the creams.
the creams the cream I can't be the only one you are the only one here's your new
mic give me a sec sorry yeah it's alright come up I don't want to
I got no choice I'll put it on you if you want
okay so thank you
you're doing when you swap over to this bag that'll be the audio oh yeah I forgot I was gonna
You're taking the bag, man?
Taking the bag.
For the country wars.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a very deep breathing, Chris.
You're like an old married couple.
I just came up to me and goes,
All right, that's not bad, Tony, should be fine.
That is a bag.
That is a bag.
So, when it's on basically, whatever you like, stop, you just double tap to level it.
You double tap the joystick.
I remember this.
And then when you're cycling, you've got to double tap to level it.
I do remember a lot of times I watched the stream afterwards when I was doing it
and I was like filming this.
So remember the double tap the joystick?
You were so great, yeah, okay.
Just double tap the joystick.
You'll know, like, you can kind of see where this is at.
See, when you're standing up, it's gonna go up,
but then you wanna, like, bring it down.
Double tap?
Double tap.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a double tap, right?
There's a constant double tap the joystick.
Nice.
There you go.
Thanks, bro.
Chats in your hands.
Chats in my stomach, will be.
Ow.
I broke something immediately.
I broke something immediately.
Did I break it?
No, it's good enough.
Sorry, Paul.
That's mine.
Mine's so, so...
It's all right.
Paul's, he'd know about it.
Yep.
Why don't we switch to writing just now?
Just to test it?
Wait, is it still up?
I didn't, I didn't fit it all.
This is kind of awkward.
Here you go.
Yeah.
I'm gonna probably need to restart it.
OK.
All right, go ahead.
All right, then.
OK, then.
Make sure the Wi-Fi on the mic is on.
OK.
Oh, the mic is on.
No, it's the screen.
Oh, I see it's on there.
Yeah, well, that's a bit like...
pole POVs
there he is
why not
oh when you hear that noise, no worries
can you see this?
can you see this?
it's way higher up, yeah there we go, I double tap there
if it flips around to face you, that means you triple tap
you'll see it, try it, triple tap
Hey, double tap.
Hello. Hello, how's it going?
Yeah.
Are you cycling? Hey. Donate.
Yeah, it's been a good course.
Please get more of these. This is horrible.
How do I go back? There we go. Let's get some cream on there.
on there. Damn you go hard on the cream. Dude you've got it when you're out here. Yeah.
You will get it. Cream up. Do you turn well Felix? No not at all. I burn. I burn very fast.
I was out on that side every fucking three Europeans out in the sun. What a lovely day ain't
We're gonna go, we're gonna leave, actually, I think it's probably for the better.
But yeah, we're here, we are in beautiful, I think, Georgia, beautiful area, beautiful
landscape all around.
We're actually just at a parking lot, I don't know why I said that.
But beautiful landscape in the background.
There's someone with a hammer in the back, that looks amazing.
Do you see the hammer man?
If you use a squint you can see him.
Do I need that?
Any wish is fine.
This wish is fine if you want.
I'll do this one.
That's a nice watch. I'll keep it safe for you.
That's alright.
I'll keep it safe.
Why do you say it like that?
I'll keep it safe.
So this is how they'll know your heart rate.
Oh okay.
I remember this.
They're so heavy.
It's quite nice.
Alright, so now you can see my heart rate.
But, no, that's the password.
Let me guess it.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Let me guess the password.
It's probably a C.
Okay.
Should I guess my password?
You'll never guess it.
It's the most.
I'm locked out now.
I can't.
You can't.
Okay.
Oh, there's a hammer man going.
What was he doing?
Okay, so you're going to go on my bike?
Yeah.
I'm going to have this.
And speaker?
Company?
Well, it was...
I gotta take my servers before we go there.
Well, it was like then...
country walls are ready whenever you nice
Sorry, yeah. I just need a helmet.
Make sure you don't get your phone on camera.
Yeah, I wasn't sure what you can see.
Uh, luckily there's a filter on, but you should probably just, I would have just put it off
if it's your size.
Yeah, I had nothing, nothing such, but good to know.
So you'll see the chat on your bike, which is my bike, it's on that.
See you in a second.
Ah, it's your bike.
The yellow one.
I'll have the banana bike.
It fits you.
Alright Chad, let's go!
We're gonna cycle!
Yeah.
What?
I'm retelling you that.
About the triple?
Yeah, you love the triple.
Ted loves the triple.
What are we at right now? What's that doing?
That's what you do when you want to look at your phone. You go on the triple.
Oh, true, true.
Watch this three-chat. At 600, Felix is going to recreate Dreamhack.
Take on me performance.
Day... Run... Me...
And we'll get a brofist anywhere.
Brofist... Anywhere!
We're going to start country walls. Maltz, get it ready.
Let us know when it's ready.
They didn't go through my stupid.
Alright, how's it going?
I'm streaming on Connor Seedog's channel on Twitch.
I've taken over his equipment.
So we're doing it for charity, leave your donation, support and we're going to cycle.
Hooray!
Let's go!
Perfect.
Let's make sure this one goes through this time.
You guys can watch this.
You've probably never seen this.
This is how it looks like POV when I try and post.
You can't see shit.
I'm so old, I don't understand.
Link, there it is.
See, now I'm going to switch.
Dot, TV, see dog, see dog, see dog.
See dog.
That's the one.
Yeah, let's go.
We're not the same height, right?
Well, I think I'm a little...
I'm not to say anything that...
I think we're about...
I think I'm taller, actually.
But on the camera, you are like super far down right now.
Like, I'm practically looking at...
This is slumber.
I mean, it's so slumber. I'm waiting for you to post.
are on the clock whenever Felix says come is that a bot or something okay so
remember we have a kill word to kill Chris we balls to kill Chris it's so slow
there we go we're good country wars oh I can see the chat here
Oh, we're on the POV cam. There we go. This is too tall for me. I don't know why I had to lie.
Let's go! All right. We have barely cycled anything.
Let me just adjust the camera while I'm also figuring out this bike for the first time.
we gotta go up there we go looking good and then I got to figure out the gears
Connor likes lower gears I don't I prefer a little push you know double tap
what was the double tap I already forgot I can't listen to I can't listen to
corner there we go all right looking good it's kind of nice with the backpack
on I don't know why beautiful beautiful mountains on the right I'm gonna pan
over for you guys yeah squint and you'll see them I'm in the wrong gear
for this beautiful just look left and ignore all the traffic on the right
Oh, that's a beautiful emoji as well.
Beautiful. Hope everyone's doing good today.
We're cycling 60k, I think.
And we have beautiful Sakura blooming around here. It's so nice.
I'm so happy about that.
A double tap. Is it good?
Nice. You matched that bike so well.
It's incredible.
I sound like Rob, the sausage man.
Hopefully no bridges.
Well, bad news, there's one coming up right here.
Hold your breath.
That's never going to work.
Me but no ready.
Maybe not when there's traffic, I don't effect that he's too much of a tank.
Alright, here we go, we're gonna kill him, okay?
Alright, that was just an attempt to kill Chris.
I was brought in Japan, brought to his death.
Probably a bad idea to harass someone on their bike here.
We'll do it somewhere safer. I don't actually want to kill anyone.
Or maybe I do.
We're at fifty five hundred sixty three thousand.
Let's get to sixty four.
like Beastmaster 64 police for good old times sake let's get the Beastmaster
numbers up what speakers on I don't know I think so how do I monitor it I don't
know I don't think the speakers on you fell for it now we came to take why is
Why is it on the sky?
There we go, there he is.
Is it?
P-O-V.
Wait, is he not playing?
Alright, well maybe people aren't like, can't do it.
Come on, let's see.
They aren't into it?
Yeah, I mean it should be going through.
Alright, country wars.
What do the mods say?
Country wars is ready, 30 minutes on the clock.
Let's go.
Let's say go now then.
All right, 30 minutes from now.
Now I'm more dilly-daddling.
What do you should hear, Benek?
Swedish, Swedish people in the chat.
This is your chance to prove.
Banana bread.
Oh my God, banana bread.
I love banana bread.
Martin makes the best one.
I'll tell you that much.
It's on the floor again.
Let me pat you guys up.
There we go.
Man, we have done so little cycling.
I feel weird to cycle now.
So, any sweets in the chat?
Finland's.
Fine, I will accept Finland's, Finlandian's.
What do you call a Finnish person?
Sweets and so many tulips here.
It's so pretty.
Let's get that pretty emoji thing.
We've done some little cycling, it feels weird to cycle all the time.
Sweden, Sweden of course.
Someone said banana bread, that's all I've heard.
I'll come through okay
You got to donate otherwise. They don't count and we got to get to
64,000 that would be amazing. That's my goal. I'm already tired. Well, this is uphill with the wind as well
It's at the Philippine you flag I
Think I saw it
Alright, you guys posted your country's emoji?
Just a Detroitian.
There we go.
A Detroitian.
Hello, dudes.
Fan from Malaysia.
The Malaysian.
My childhood will never be perfect without your videos.
Aw, that's so sweet.
I still remember playing tuba simulator.
It was yesterday.
Aw, tuba simulator.
Yeah, that was so fun.
The United States, Jimmy Borgher.
I want Borgher in my tummy.
Yum, yum, my growing lad.
Alright, the Chats.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
All right, the Chats are picking up Norway 100, Greece for 50,
and a one poor Sweden.
Man, I think that was Indonesian flag.
British flag, isn't he? Finland! Ukrainian!
$25 for Japan Beach, Mouse Beach, Beach, Mouse Beach.
I got off my fine tribute, man. All scenic.
I was in New Zealand one. They're kind of similar, aren't they?
United States, specifically Seattle. Good luck on the rest of your day.
Oh United States, thank you United States. 25 for Japan, let's go.
Jewels 25 for Philippines, let's go.
Love a good Philippinian nation. Lithuania.
Let's go with the Weenians.
Canadians in the chair.
I really like Canada. It's a beautiful country.
What?
Why?
Like this?
I feel a change.
Is this better?
No.
But it feels fine.
Like this?
I know you struggle with it.
Yeah.
Yeah, because you're in the wrong gear.
Yeah, I can only do one thing.
I'm standing up only to say hi to you and say how much I've appreciated his videos
and this cyclethon and finally to support the United States.
Support the Saints.
Love for me Tabashi.
Representing Denmark.
The Danadians.
What's his rise up? Thank you for your Lego. I've been enjoying a Lego with their California isn't its own country yet
Australia
We got the off video straight like hundred Sweden Sweden has to be winning this easy
We had the poor sweet with a $1 in the hundred
Oh
What
Hey Felix, what's up wanting to go vegetarian for a while?
Bro, dude, just do it now. That's such a minute. That's the biggest myth ever
You can get protein from so many things
Just do it, try it.
I actually got stronger once I squished because you focus more on getting the right amount
of protein instead of assuming that you really get it.
Mythbusted.
I don't know if anyone can hear me, this is like super loud in here.
This is very dangerous because whenever I'm looking at chat I'm learning to stare straight
on my feet.
And I...
Danmark, let's go!
Sweden for the brethren, thank you!
My fellow Swedish brethren.
Also again came out.
Man, there's so many film in the end.
I've never heard, I've never met a single Swinean in the end.
Until today.
Almost out of the tunnels.
Isn't that Colts Vanindian?
Whoa, the ocean!
Oh, they got a nice wave.
Oh!
Oh, the animal not gave any siblings.
Ozzy Ozzy, United States to win.
Who's winning?
Bro, I am trying to micromanage this.
I have no clue.
I think Finland.
I'm ashamed of my home country.
You can probably guess.
But Finland.
Another Finney.
Another Finnindian.
I've been watching you since I left you, and now in 2016, I've asked Mr. Green to give you a good cycle.
High-fiving the pair, keeping their rules.
They are par-lubentar.
Dropping the dollar to represent you.
There's zero suspicion on this.
Man, I miss surfing.
It's in the ocean, it's so nice.
25 dollars for the Philippines and that's over. Philippines emerging. Sweden rise up.
Sweden rise up. Sweden never rose down. Australia ain't it? No, that's not it.
This is a good friend of mine. Alright mate.
I had a lot of fun so I support this trend. It's beautiful. I'm going to pan over.
You guys can see the ocean instead.
It's smoother for them if I pan it.
They got a nice pan.
I feel like Norwegians could give more with all the oil money they spend.
That's such a good point, Mike.
That's the most rich guy living in Japan.
Oh my goodness, they're the cheapest bastard in those damn Norwegians sitting on their aura.
Say, I have so much money and then what they do with it?
This is your chance, Norwegians.
Norway.
Oh man.
I'm amazed I haven't crashed his bike yet. It feels so difficult.
Dude look at those waves. I think you can't see them but yeah it's nice. I want to surf.
Excellent. Can we go surfing again? Yeah I miss it. Love from Malaysia, Malaysia lies on.
Malaysia gang. Beautiful country.
Very giving country. My balls still hurt from that little jingle before. God damn. Thomas
bike is so hard. It's awful.
I'm gonna double-tap you guys. Nope. Oh good. That's probably nicer. It's nice
Look at that. Can we get a drone down now? Can we get a drone down there? For people that live on drones.
I know how there's clearly a safe path here but I'm not allowed to take it.
I must represent my country, Germany, as I just wake up.
Good morning, Germany. The Dostanians have rosen up.
What are they called? Germanians? Germans? Oh just Germans. That's so lame. You should
go down to sleep again then. I kind of lost a little speed here I think. There we go.
I gotta take gear. It's interesting how you never use the air gear. What? You never
I didn't use the left gear at all.
What am I supposed to do with it?
You told me!
Hold the little one...
You're not going to gas like me!
I'm not going to listen to you!
Shut up!
I'm not between movies and you are out of meatballs!
Why would you mean it?
It's so mean.
I can't control me.
I'm looking at the chart and I end up in a ditch.
Alright, we got a good speed.
Oh wow, donations really picked up.
New Zealand. New Zealand.
Good morning, New Zealand Indians. Good night actually, Pali.
Question to the New Zealand Indians.
If I mistake an Australian for you, is that like me, someone thinking I'm Norwegian?
Because I would be gravely offended.
Or maybe you guys are like, oh that's okay.
I don't know New Zealand accent to be honest.
Mondays with PewDiePie, I still have this good luck to you, Philippines.
Oh, you still have it?
Well, as you should.
I think it's going to be worth a billion dollars.
How many books do you have that are best sellers, Mr. Walsham?
Mr. I can't name a book.
Do you have that book still?
Yeah, I do.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do. Two copies.
That's like asking Jesus if he would have the Bible, of course he would.
Of course.
This is so much better.
This is the view I wanted.
Any time...
Last time...
I'm still mad about it.
Last time Connor invited me.
He's like, are we gonna go?
I can't do a wash accent.
Dude, look how you do.
It's gonna be beautiful.
I like that. Say shells.
Sounds like my surname to Shellberg.
I don't know, it sucks.
It's so rigid.
Is there any space for tambourines on the bottom?
I wish we had one in the back for every doughnut.
But just no idea. I beat it with my heart.
I can't believe it. Oh, they're waves. It's beautiful. What a beautiful day.
Canada. I see no, no donations to show for it.
The Canadians. That's actually correct, isn't it?
Python Ukraine less than three.
Ukrainians.
Still got the 50 million cloth shirt. Much love than...
Hell yeah. That was a good one. I really like that one.
You guys want to double-tap? That's a sick motorbike. That's what we need to do next
time.
Let's get to it, Harry.
Yeah.
So I think it's a tie between Australia and New Zealand, to be honest. That's just
my gut feeling.
It's beautiful down here.
I'm getting, uh...
It's too beautiful.
You know when you have those moments, you're like,
oh, everything is too beautiful and too perfect.
Something bad's gonna happen.
Maybe it doesn't mean.
Roller skates. I feel like that would be fun for like an hour and then it would be very bad
Let's spend some of our Royal Fund Norway gang. Let's go Norway.
I knew there was at least one of you. Thank you Norway.
I'm gonna be treated!
Hello from India. If your video's got me into philosophy, oh that's so sick. A lot of great
philosophy from India too.
Canada represent.
I get a lot of people actually, I meet a lot of people saying that I need to philosophy
that I think that's awesome.
So sick.
You guys got a bully corner into switching to Linux and reading Lord of the Rings.
That's your goal.
That's what my legacy here today is going to be.
Canada with a 200, damn, I think Canada's winning actually.
That's crazy.
I didn't realize that the Andanians were such a giving people.
Impressive.
Current rankings, number three, operation meatball.
Are we gonna get it?
Alright, New Zealand came back, New Zealand Indians! They're awake!
What? Sand table?
It's an Akiha joke, thank you for specifying that.
Sweden, Gothenburg, wondering which school taught you English so I can send my kids to a different one.
To a different one?
Hi Felix, how about the Brighton ones? United Kingdom, town.
Let's go! Brighton will always have a special place to live there 10 years, I think? 9 years?
Beautiful, beautiful town, terrible weather.
Oh, you're not a cyclist.
Hello cyclist.
Good luck.
Good energy today.
People all giddy.
You notice that in Japan especially,
as soon as the Sakura is out,
people just get giddy.
Digamalon.
There's something intoxicating about the Sakura.
Love from the United States.
I wanted to say that in the first part of my childhood I was well with several others.
I hope you and your family are doing well.
Heart emoji.
Likewise.
Detroit, USA, Detroit versus everyone.
That's the second detrotion.
Incredible.
Oh, look at this view and the waves.
My God.
We should be in there.
It looks a little...
It looks a bit too rough, I think, but over there it's good.
Yeah.
Hi Felix from the Philippines.
What's up?
I've been watching you since 2011 and we also share the same birthday.
Oh.
Enjoy the cycling.
Birthday twins.
Thank you, fellow, fellow-Phillipindian.
German fan! Love you kids! Thank you!
What is that?
Thank you, I'm very confused.
Great! Great!
I shouldn't change gear here.
Whoa.
Yeah, let's do that.
The forbidden tunnel.
Bicycle and walker.
That's nice to get your own little tunnel
instead of looking at the beautiful beer.
Oops.
Oops.
Like a good bush?
Yeah, that had a great height.
My head lays down, how are the...
Your tailies are, uh, milking.
Man, so many childhood comments, that's awesome.
That's so cool.
Aussie gang in the chat, love Australia.
Beautiful country.
What, this tunnel?
No.
That's how you know.
That's amazing.
Will we have reception in there?
Yeah.
He says that's with confidence.
What do we have right now?
Uh, 68K.
I know.
All the countries will be like,
Oh, we're filming the chat.
Where's the word?
Let me just double tap.
Whoa.
What is that sound?
Oh, it's Chris's man thong.
Chris's what?
Man thong.
Yeah, I've been ta-
I'm on the wrong gear. I did not work at all.
Oh man. Halo is such a fun game. Me and my friends would try and click the map so we
We would jump up on each other, which meant hours upon hours.
Just like jumping up on top of each other and throwing grenades
and jumping at the same time so you would go on these slicker locations.
That was so much fun.
There's a cool tunnel.
The tunnel looks dark, but it actually isn't.
Vatican City.
Wow, I didn't expect that.
Amazing.
Nice tunnel. Nice and cool actually.
Rise for IKEA. Rise for my craft.
Rise for Spotify. See, there you go.
Someone gets it. It's like Sweden has contributed so much.
Philippines rise up. I've been a friend for a long time.
Everyone's freeloading. Your videos got me through tough times and Martzia inspired me.
Oh, that's so nice. Beautiful vlogs. That's right. That's amazing.
In honor of the lovely Martzia and her beautiful pictures.
Yeah.
Italy game.
Sub-1 Mill Game.
Fellow Filipinos.
That's right, that's right.
Broke it.
Hello from where?
Lishensan?
Lishensanians.
In the chat.
Another Canadian.
It's so nice.
It's so cool the air too, like crisp and cool. I love it. I love it. I bloody love it. I'll tell you what
Hey Felix, is the silver hair ever gonna make a comeback?
I actually said she might see it yesterday because we were looking at all this again
and we were like I'm never going back to that hair. I mean it looked good but I'm too old now.
Maybe when I'm 80. My dad is that, I think my dad is almost that age and
and he doesn't have a gray hair,
so I don't think it's gonna happen for me.
This is so nice.
This is high quality.
I just wanted to be in the first place mentioned.
Currently setting out great on the customers
at Boone2Works station and I want to die.
Oh, that's his king though.
Let's go.
Thanks for joining the stream
and thank you so much for all the donations.
What a magical moment.
You're so lucky, you know.
Yeah.
You know, when you have like a good moment,
You got a... you got a store to the memory?
I'll store this one.
4K right here.
Are you streaming 4K?
It is nice.
What a silly man.
Five minutes remaining on the wall.
All right. Who's going to win?
Let's keep it coming.
Good morning from Germany.
Another German Indian.
Always good to watch crazy guys during breakfast.
Good morning. Good breakfast.
So, do you want to have a sidebar?
Yeah, please teach me.
Oh, look, I think you're ready.
Meepo!
Fill them down, rise up from the forest with your points.
I'm not going to do it.
No way.
Don't you dare be afraid.
What's up Norway?
But look at the Swedish donation underneath, 150!
You got Magd Norway!
Same with Finland, pathetic!
Sorry, I got a call.
Don't mean to do nasty noises.
This one's for Safan!
Hi, boys Canadian here.
I've been watching your videos.
I love that. I love how Safan is still here.
The weather looks amazing.
Beautiful today. Enjoy the ride.
Wow.
Ah, what a beautiful day.
You guys doing a great job, guys?
They're doing a great job.
It's an hour-long stop. We're at 6'9".
Get it!
Get it!
It's almost 7 o'clock. Get it!
It's a normal time now. I'll pull for three weeks.
No, I don't think that's normal. You should get that checked out.
San Fernando!
Another Philippinian. Beautiful.
Everybody we should be here right now. I'll tell you that much. This is so nice.
Flight ground. We got our own payment.
Ocean. Sun.
Securator. Excuse me.
Move.
The drone's... oh yeah, you get the drone shots.
Yeah, right.
Have you spotted any surfers?
I think the neighbor's kid doesn't cause any trouble today.
Who's that? Who's the neighbor's kid? What do you mean?
Pulska Liliur, as we say in Sweden.
Beautiful.
That's how you know it's Easter.
Hey gang, good morning from the United Kingdom.
10 years ago, I ran a tumbler for gifts of Pewdiepie screaming.
Those were the days, Lamar.
Ah, fucking tumbler.
Is that still on?
Hi Pewdiepie.
What's up?
Greetings from the Bay Area, United States.
That's right, I've been there before.
Since 2012.
Let's go.
I hope you are doing well.
I hope you guys are doing well as well.
What do you know about the Bay Area?
Well, I've been there one time.
It was beautiful.
Nice and sunny.
Beautiful architecture.
In Los Angeles, at least.
They area I was very briefly at.
But it was nice.
That's cool.
That's a cool toilet.
Hello, Felix.
Loved your official name.
I am a computer wizard like self-entitled
and all the sisters.
plus one Ukraine.
Let's go Ukraine!
Ukrainian Danians.
South Africa currently looking at Table Mountain.
Okay, what's the fart protocol?
There's Connor fart or does he not hold it?
So I've been holding it for a while and I'm not going to lie to you guys.
I'm doing a lot of exercise here, okay?
It's going to happen.
Okay, within the next two minutes I'll let one ripper you'll let me know if you heard it or not.
Well, actually now if you feel pressure.
A little from Finland.
I can't do it.
I can't do it now because I'm watching.
I'm cheering for you Felix.
Oh, look at the saccharide.
Wow.
Amazing.
Canada.
Canada.
Just Canada.
I love that.
I'm going higher up now.
More of it.
Just Canada. I love that.
I'm going higher up now.
More...
More, uh, better view.
I don't remember actually. It's weird.
out of nowhere.
Australia, hello to myself.
You didn't hear anything, what are you talking about?
The United States, I just did a Pokemon fight
with the people on the middle of Jamtown,
Grand Rapids, two-way, I was just trying to get him out.
Look at this view, I gotta look at this view.
That's crazy.
Whoa.
Oh, this is me, hello.
I'm a stop and smell of the flower, not my own forks.
There we go.
Look at that.
I gotta do a video.
Greetings from Hong Kong.
Love you, Felix.
Love you right back, Hong Kong.
Look at this view.
It's so amazing.
All right.
All right, so say hi to the streamer right now with the
With the corners equipment. We're doing a live stream for charity amazing donation so far. It's really fun to plug in the chair
people sharing
Remedition
Yeah, it's really fun. It's really cool. I just saw the views I had to stop I should probably catch up with the
Connor and Chris
So pretty
It's not every day you see views like this. I feel like I have to stop
Watched a lot when I was younger, but kind of fell off after a couple of years. I don't expect people to watch forever
I can still hear the screams tolamal
The war is over results in coming
I'm letting Martin know that
I'm streaming as well
So maybe she'll say hi with the beer and
And bern if you're watching
That isn't home today.
I'll be... I'll see you... Well, I'll see you tonight.
No, actually, you might be sleeping.
Well...
Oh, the war is over. Okay, I see.
Results incoming.
Well done on the wars.
Snipe in this Pokemon war for Snipe Pokemon.
Sorry for flopping.
Alright, back on the track.
You gotta stop and smell the fire or something.
I completely lost the way they are, but I assume they're straight ahead.
Number 10, Germany, 125 dollars.
Number 9, United Kingdom, 125 dollars.
rate Ukraine $136.
OK.
Number seven Philippines $175.
Number six New Zealand $275.
Their results are coming in.
What's next?
All right, so Germany, United Kingdom, Ukraine, Philippines,
another tunnel.
This is a brighter tunnel. This is so nice. You get your own little tunnel. We need to
make a tunnel for the cyclist.
This is so nice, I'm so...
Number five, Sweden, number four, Sweden, number four!
No!
No!
Norway beats Sweden!
No!
No, not the one in the United States.
No, not the one in the United States.
All right, congratulations, America and Australia did really well too.
And I mean, hey, we win all at the end.
That's lovely.
Little tunnel.
Sorry, I stopped for the view.
This is so sick. Yeah, but I guess I get the drone shot. I forgot about that
You think we're going a little higher up
This is such a cool path that we get around the bike trail it beats all the
I've even get a moss trail. Look at that
Beats all the trucks downhill tunnel coming up
You know it's downhill?
That looks downhill.
That's uphill.
Am I?
Why?
It's because I'm so tall.
Probably.
And you were so much shorter than me.
You're crazy.
You're so tall that everything looks downhill.
Everything looks downhill to me.
I feel like this is lighter and they're going downhill.
It's well average, I mean though you was very, um...
Greetings.
As a neutral Austrian, I did not take part in any war.
That's good. You should be proud of that.
Columbia. Showing up a little late, huh?
Thank you, stunning. Thank you, Dudler.
What? They got cones.
The chat?
Oh, 570,000!
Let's go chat! Nice!
That's awesome. Let's go!
600k by the end of the day! Let's go!
We're gonna get it! Thank you all for their generosity and donations for a
great cars why we oh yeah it's this stuff say yeah and we missed the Sakura no
and Japan is so pretty it's crazy I love it I bloody love it greetings from
Seattle working late enjoying watching you suffer for a good cause we're not
suffering at all. It's like a stroll. But there will be suffering I'm sure. I'm so
glad I get to chill one this time. You never know. Yeah yeah it's my heart
Beed going? 97. That's like nothing. That's like resting for some people.
They're going down there.
Oh, coming up, is it me both time?
How are you bloody doing mate?
We were saying the donor tracker isn't working, I don't know what's up with that.
Maybe if we'll just take a break.
Hello sir, hope that you're having a good start to the year.
Will you be doing another book list for 2026?
Any recent book list?
I got to finish my last month first.
I got sidetracked into reading Lord of the Rings for the third time, for some reason.
I should. I should.
Okay, so for me, I could see the updated tracker.
So for me it was $570,000.
Hello, teams from Philippines.
Philippines.
Thank you for letting us see the great views in Japan.
Let's go.
I have yet to visit the Philippines.
Maybe one day. I know you have good surf.
Reading some Larian more when.
I read it a little bit, I don't know if I dare to go back.
Holy moly, waterfalls in the chep.
That's crazy.
Can you see it?
That's the wrong way.
That's crazy!
What the heck?
This is a magical place.
That's amazing.
Anyone joining came for a nice view.
Let's see that much.
Sorry, I got that camera camera.
That's crazy
I'm on the rough path out over here
Yeah, I hope so are the mountains coming up to like you get everything today man, that's so cool
I'm not keeping it right.
Yeah.
It's how it should be.
I should change gear.
Now two legs are going to change gear.
That makes no sense.
Nice.
Some abandoned factory on the left.
It's such a beautiful day to get though, like that.
Beautiful, man.
Yeah.
Keep up the good work.
100 from J.Murph. Thank you, J.Murph.
Hey, there's coming boys!
They're doing a great job.
We have speed and momentum.
Absolutely.
Should we go through here?
How come?
Greetings from Europe, Grace.
From Europe?
Thank you guys for doing this.
Hang tight.
you guys for donating and watching it wouldn't be possible without a sounds cliche but it's
actually true. I'll be from the trail. This is what I imagine when they say come join
the cycle. Because everyone's always like, I would love to come back and send it twice.
They told me to keep it. Sending back was too expensive so I'd rather make a donation
less than three you go down.
Damn, alright.
Thanks for the donor.
So beautiful.
Damn.
I love it.
You got very lucky.
This is why I wasn't, you know, I was supposed to be going yesterday.
But I'm sure it was nice yesterday too, actually.
But I messed up the dates, probably.
I didn't tell them, by the way.
Oh, yeah. Well, thank you for not grilling me.
I didn't want to grill you.
And then... here we are.
It was meant to be.
No rain, no sandstone.
Hi Felix, greetings from Brighton.
Oh, Brighton is here.
Write them your crazy computer videos, BVW.
I like them for you.
My crazy computer.
My crazy wife is asking, when are the book recommendation videos coming back?
Ah, yes, they are coming back.
They are coming back.
But please, please, please.
Wow, what a beautiful house.
Wow.
That can't be a regular house.
No, it isn't.
Wow.
I forgot the pan.
You missed it.
Just turn your head.
I'm not made, I'm not made to vlog.
I'm not going to cut this bus stop so.
Maybe it wasn't a bus stop, this is a pretty bend.
So I guess like the north-west border of Japan is very beautiful apparently.
I always made it here, but never to the, we always stop before coming to the ocean.
I feel like we missed that.
And now you've got it.
Yeah.
This is beautiful.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Connor, what's your fart protocol?
Greetings from Malaysia.
Use to watch your funny montages on repeating back then.
Will you find a Stefan or a replica to a new fart protocol?
Okay, so you don't hold it?
No, God, you can't.
They don't hear it.
They told me that they heard it, and I think they did.
I I don't know please don't click but at least I can't let my forefathers know
That's right now, but the donation got reset says zero for me now
It's so cute.
Why would they say hi?
I don't think so.
What a peaceful time to be grew up in.
That's amazing.
Hi Felix.
Greetings from Ukraine.
Do you speak Ukrainian?
No, I don't speak Ukrainian.
I speak Russian.
I speak Russian.
I speak Russian.
I speak Russian.
I speak Russian.
Do you still experiment with AI?
Also, will you ever go over to the Prime Agent to talk Linux and AI?
Less than three.
Go over to the Prime? I don't know what that means.
Yeah, I'm actually working on an agent.
I'm not going to spoil anything,
but I will say two words.
Goblin Council.
Coming up.
Whoa!
Very beautiful.
It reminds me of the fjords of Sweden.
No, the fjords of Sweden.
It reminds me of the IKEA chair section. Very beautiful.
In the chair selection.
Everyone has so many tulips.
Man, there we go.
I'm guessing we've first caught the fish, so let me get out of here.
Oh, we waited forever.
I was going to do the first.
Oh, I mean, it's striking.
My butt is starting to hurt.
What is that? Yeah, it's a bit of pain. It's a big pain.
That's how it works.
from the school. That's so nice.
And you guys, it's inverted the camera.
Can you see it?
you
you
Okay, we should be able to hear you now.
Okay, sweet.
We're back.
Sorry about that.
I'm not sure what happened.
We changed the mic, I think?
Maybe it works, we'll see.
Can I hear you now?
Yeah, they're saying they can hear you.
We're back, hey, there you go.
Sorry about that, mate.
Yeah, just walking back to heaven,
the luscious green fields.
Look at this, this is a movie.
Yeah.
It's so peaceful.
It's so quiet.
Let me see the way for money for you.
Yeah.
You don't have the day with the lowest donations,
though, do you?
Jay Murph, thank you so much for the 100.
Crazy Deets and Zanderman, Shin and Chronic Sen and Double,
like what an anonymous.
Sorry, it's so sunny today, okay.
I'm gonna get some burn.
How peaceful it is.
Tokyo can be so a little busy.
You can't really escape.
Like I don't see any other people except us.
I don't remember what happens.
But it's nice to see.
I love that.
Double tap.
He's got to do it.
He's got to do it.
Come on Chris.
Go on, get at it then.
Damn you.
Free war.
From a pelican.
Did I get that? That's so funny.
We've been jumping trampolines, we've been swinging swings.
I'm just going to snap off.
I might snap.
That's a cute random swing.
Let's check chat.
We do.
From Ukraine.
Melissa Chavez.
You should be called 100, thank you so much.
Mr Bees would donate.
Oh I forgot, Chris hates Mr Bees.
I forgot, your arch nemesis is Mr Bees.
I don't I don't keep up. I don't keep up
Good morning from Norway finally caught a bit of the streams, but it turns out I'm on I agree. It's been so nice
This is so good. Oh
It's one of those, huh?
That's so crazy, the strongest of that.
That's the most insane thing I've ever found in my life.
This is so fun.
Yeah, I love this.
Oh my god, look what you got.
Let's keep it going.
Let's keep don't know what I'm...
Good morning from Norway.
What time is it in Norway?
Did you guys know Hell is in Norway?
Fun fact, there's a city name Hell.
Surprise is in Norway if we could defeat dictatorship you can defeat today's cycle as well keep up the good work
Well, well, well
I gotta get I too lazy to change gears
I'm waiting for a good cause and my 17 year old dog has just come out of surgery for cancer removal.
Wow, that's amazing.
Good news all around.
Yay!
Happy for you.
Wow, I wouldn't be so anxious I'm glad that went well.
So peaceful.
Let me get the right gear.
You're on the drone.
Oh, nice.
So I was filming my legs.
I doxed my legs, thank God.
How's the view on the drone?
I bet it's beautiful.
The waves are coming in.
It makes me want to surf so bad.
I have not surfed in a long time.
It looks so nice.
I can't stop enjoying it, yeah.
I can't get over it.
Yeah.
I bet you could join me, don't you think?
Yeah, I'm the one saying thank you.
That's amazing.
I know it's not easy trusting me with these bikes.
No.
If you get held.
That's right.
If you get held.
It's time you got lucky.
It is time.
Next time, though.
Two minutes this tunnel.
I didn't realize it was funny.
Onigiri-tano.
How's it going?
How's it going?
Top bomb!
A little sus tunnel, just on word, people.
I haven't seen it, is it good?
Not in Japan, everything comes out like a year later.
I think it will come out here.
You've got to come out here!
Chee!
Just one word, Meatball.
What else do you need to say?
What's the advice of the day?
What's the advice of the day?
Enjoy the moment.
Enjoy it.
Right now.
Because there will only ever be this moment.
And then there's the next one.
Hey, Felix.
Been watching for you for a long time.
I've always admired your huge creative that is a positive influence and a big inspiration to me
Want to say hi to my gig a chat friend Ruslan and
Thank you for everything you do. Thank you for inspiring me with your example love you
All love. Thank you
That's amazing. Yeah, it's okay
Wow
So pretty to be high up to now and we got the down
But Connor thinks is uphill again
Yeah boy
It's so there's a perfect temperature as well, that's the crazy part I
Couldn't I couldn't change a thing
No wind!
No wind?
We've got such bad weather in the longest coast.
Oh really?
It's all bad.
Oh wow.
Two Brits happy. That's how you know it's good weather.
That's just both the wrong way.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Are you guys going all the way down the coast?
Oh really that's cool. You're going through Kyoto.
It's like way too easy to go like this.
Falcon board, I forgot about that.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
I think so.
I'm getting a little... I'm converting. I'm converting. That's nice. That's how it should be.
Yeah, you're a class if you get to places quickly. Beautiful evenings.
Yeah. And you have exercise. That's right. So the end goal is Osaka?
That's the end goal of Osaka. Nice.
We have a little something special for that.
All right.
People in Osaka.
Big finale coming up.
Well, there's something in Osaka, we'll hear that.
We'll have you on there tomorrow.
Oh, tomorrow?
No, we'll have you on there tomorrow.
Well, stay tuned, if you're an Osekanian.
When are you going to be in Osaka?
I might actually be in Osaka at that time, you know.
Are you really?
Yes.
Yeah, I'll be
I think so
That's awesome. Sorry if you spoke about it, but any book reviews to share one along the bike
Well, I was talking about you earlier. I just really love it
Yeah, I also said Lord of the Rings such a fun
I want an e-bike though.
Maybe I'll see you guys on the ship from the Shinkansen.
Never.
Count them one to Chris though.
Yeah that's such a good one.
I kinda want to reread a lot of the classics.
I would love to reread the Donkey Shot.
I really enjoy reading that.
I looked down at the chat and I was always like driving to it somewhere.
OK, look down.
We should go there and you can hear it.
Where you at, all right?
Yes.
Yeah.
Donates, I don't die, please.
Thank you.
I heard that the Swedish Prime Minister quit after just a few hours and I thought I
was the only one who couldn't put together a Swedish cabinet.
That's actually good. That's actually really good.
I was confused first and now.
That'd be great, what happened?
I gave them orders.
I like that.
Because they're hard to put together.
They are, they are annoyingly difficult.
You think they're some woodkins you're going to shove in?
Oh yeah, they're the worst.
You think you're going to break it?
Yeah, and you're going to put the metal things you've put down on the top of your neck.
And who knows if they've got to be a certain angle or not?
Yeah, and I assume you don't have a tip or not.
Yeah, and I assume you don't have a tip or not.
Bjorn always has me built, so he puts them in.
Oh, no.
And then they...
Hopefully the Swedish side fits in.
I really hope so.
It's got a natural knack already.
Hey, dudes, what are some of the books you would recommend for someone that is trying to get started in more philosophy?
I recently read meditations.
Good.
Good.
I didn't I didn't love meditations to be honest with you. I think Epictetus is way more straightforward than to the point.
I would read him this sentence if you like so
philosophy but honestly if you really want to get into philosophy the meme is
that you start with the Greeks so start with like in the meme even to me the
pre-plate though I'm having a brain fart right now but like yeah start with the
Greeks you could even start just reading Greek mythology so you get some
better base knowledge too. It's also a really fun place to start.
Yeah, that's what I did. It was really, really fun.
You're so spoiled if you haven't read anything like that because there's such a
whole world of just amazing literature.
We should all just get houses here and live here instead.
We build it from Ikea.
We build an Ikea so we have furniture nearby and meat balls.
This is green, it's good.
Maybe one gust though.
I'll do it for you guys.
I want a sense area, but you know.
One royal host for Christ.
Just his one, no one's going to have a good one.
What a sleepy village, so quiet.
Wow, looks like a picture.
Love you all and appreciate all the hard work.
That's so pretty.
Wow.
Hi Pewds.
What's up?
Your videos saved my life in 2012.
Thank you for everything you've done.
I'm able to be here today to donate because of you.
Really?
Um...
I'm very fly there. That's amazing.
Two laser to change gear, gang.
Pedal hard, gang.
And the coast of Japan is so amazing.
Whoa, what's down there?
This looks like a jib-jib-y stuff, man.
Like Poncho.
Isn't it?
It's amazing.
It's like heaven on Earth.
Isn't it?
It's amazing.
Isn't it? It's amazing.
Isn't the kind of thing, like debate and exactly like this, that makes you think that life is just so, life is so...
Where were you before?
That's pretty good.
It feels like you've been in fire most every day.
Been watching since 2012.
Yeah, I feel okay.
Thanks for the XTR for keeping me company while I build Ikea furniture.
Let's go!
You know, just a sense of comfort that this is all of us.
Yeah.
We'll get your spirit to this.
That's nice.
I agree.
100%.
Put more weed, Junes.
No, they have no feelings.
How can you tell if a fish is a Swedish fish?
It only has fins on one side.
Ah!
I don't get it.
Fins on one side.
Oh, ha ha ha, I'll fin one.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
I never heard that one before.
Downhill.
How's it going, Puget, seeing as we're all talking about books?
OK.
Have you read Dungeon Crawl, a card by Matt Diniman?
No, I've never even heard of it.
I highly recommend.
Dungeon Crawl.
Walt was good about it.
Tell me a little bit about it.
Yeah, haha.
Ah, oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Do you miss Chad?
No.
Oh good.
It's your problem.
Alright.
It's your burden.
I'm the ring bearer.
Much love and support from Desmeria and Lion Mouse.
If you could choose one book to read again for the first time, which one would you pick?
probably the Republic would play that I put with my mind that's what first came
to mind at least I'll change it later
oh people saying hi here I'm not used to that
people are so friendly in Tokyo but you leave Tokyo and there's just like
another level of friendliness that you're not used to. Wow, it gets better. Yeah, we have our own
path is amazing. Hey Felix, you are a reminder to me why the Finns, Norwegians, Danes, Icelanders
and Greenlanders are not fans of the Swedes.
What?
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Because they're jealous.
They're jealous, that's why.
Good morning from UK.
You guys are an inspiration.
Love you guys.
Aw, thank you all, then.
Oh, love, isn't it?
I've had the pedals upside down this whole time.
There we go, that's better.
So nice.
It's touching the trash.
Oh, huge beach.
Damn, that was massive.
Wow.
Good morning from Wales.
I've got to find my mouth.
Thanks for keeping me company while I'm working.
Good morning, guys.
Keep up the great work, guys.
The trail continues.
This is it.
Oh beautiful, beautiful beautiful, hey what it's nice, oh you got an ad
So many houses here and it's so quiet I'm not used to be so yeah peaceful
Just like not, well I guess just the main road is about right?
Yeah.
Does it look like a lot of houses there?
Yeah.
You can't really know what's going on.
Yeah, no.
Shit, this is so beautiful.
All right, well maybe I'll come back.
I like it this way.
Beautiful path.
A last Sakura on the left.
What I really like about Japan is that there's always something blooming.
Like even when the Sakura leaves there's all these new, like the bushes start to bloom.
The granolia, the orange-smelling ones, it's really, really nice.
I don't think the house is very expensive here.
Anything outside of Tokyo is relatively cheap, so.
I love this old style of Japanese houses.
They're being more replaced.
And it's a, I don't know, brick plastic looking one.
Every the first time I came to Japan,
I was so amazed by the house tiles.
I thought they were so beautiful.
It's kind of funny being amazed by something so simple.
Oh, farmer with her.
I don't know what she had.
Oh, was it daikon?
No, they were too small.
Oh, daikon.
And so now you see people saying, hi.
Yeah, you've got a house.
Yes.
And happy birthday to my wonderful husband, much love.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Isn't it a pillar downhill?
Down.
I think it's up.
It's down.
He's hallucinating.
He's a bird getting closer.
You guys came in on a nice scenic day?
I came in on a nice scenic day.
Good morning, Connor.
Chris and Felix sending a lot and lots of love from Czech Republic.
What's up, Czech Indians?
You can buy some crab over there.
Another sucker there, they're still blooming some.
Oh I got petals on me, I thought I'm going.
600k, can we get it?
400 from an A... Alexander?
It's a tiny, G-apocalypse type book where Earth becomes a gungeon.
A man and his cat are forced into a deadly, alien-run gungeon game show.
Oh, really? That's not funny.
I had to put my dog down last night. Thank you all for making things that let me smile.
Aw. I know that pain.
Greetings from Notherm, Germany. Grema Hafen.
Waitin's Germany.
I got...
Oh man.
Your seat is so hard corner.
Yeah.
How do you do it?
I'm sitting on a boat man.
Well, it doesn't have to be bucked round.
That's true.
You better lift your weight up slightly.
Yeah.
I've been tanking it.
You can't tank it.
I think I get my morning cream.
Such a nice bike trail.
I didn't expect it.
I got six of my pedals.
How long have we cycled, can you guys follow like the GPS thing, I know it usually kind
of has that right.
Forty-five K, nice.
Only sixteen left, huh?
Whoa, what was that?
What was that?
On the road?
You didn't see it?
The air from San Francisco.
Worm?
The land of the tech brothers.
Why were there worms on the road?
Oh, oh.
Sadly I'll only be here today.
Got wife and kids I gotta take care of.
So take your chance to donate the Swedes.
We gotta make it work.
All 100%, 100%.
Two days.
Good morning from Denmark, the superior Scandinavian country.
JK, the Norwegians are okay.
I can't not believe that.
Did you hear that?
I cannot believe that. Did you see that?
I got deep about it twice.
People are so polite up here.
That's crazy.
Did you see the kids?
Thank you for all your hard work, and I am glad that you are able to join Felix.
Greetings from Luxembourg, and have a safe ride.
Goodness.
I can't believe I have to be able to tune in and donate to help out keep up the
cycling and chat keep up the amazing contributions another two minute tunnel
I got to change
that's cool I like the tunnels nice and cool
So if you cycle 60 kilometers, how many calories is that?
What's the math?
I don't know how much I got to eat.
At least five. Okay.
All right, I have one.
at least helpful chat, thank you.
Wow, look at that cliff!
Can you see that cliff?
Papers, facts from reminding me of time then, good luck cycling with the gang, they look
so sick.
Oh, they look like an old bar chan, yelling at like another rock, oh look at that ship
too.
Oh, there's a little temple thing on top of this.
Gimbal protection.
Where's that?
I broke the gimbal.
There we go.
Uh-oh, we're back on me.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Go away.
I'm going to keep it a little bit on the side and down so you guys can see the
beautiful view hopefully beautiful boat there
it's a sun maroon negata but we're quite far from negata
I think
a nice playground there too it's a pretty no no oh they're done there what
What the heck? What are they doing over there?
What the heck?
Why are you in alley?
Why are you in alley?
Whoa, it's so pretty this way too.
Ah, this is annoying.
Oh, okay, it's just the bridge over there.
I gotta film this.
I got a film for the vlog and I get to film the cliff too.
Well, I'm...
Can't wait to show.
I guess we're doing a break here.
Are you guys looking up?
My butt.
I'm so bad.
The gimbal is inverted.
Let me do some vlog.
Alright, we have cycled 45K according to chat.
There's chat.
Complaining about the camera
Man what a day it's been it's so so beautiful. Japan at its finest
It's beautiful cliff here
And a boat. I think we're doing a someone's fishing over there too. People are so polite out here
I cycle past two children and they like deep bowed me. It's so so surprising
so
Yeah, we're doing a break now and then finishing up the last 15,000 doughnose
I've been really nice, that's amazing, that's amazing, thank you so much Leo Marble, alright
that's it for the vlog, wow, okay
That's my heart rate.
All good.
So pretty.
My Japanese coming along.
Could be better, for sure.
But I would like to be better.
I think we're swapping that so that I think that's it for me.
I think you guys, the comments are going to take over probably.
I really appreciate all the love in the comments.
I mean, it's a lot to me.
So thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Alright.
Yeah.
How is it?
It's good.
Looking good.
That is lovely.
What a place.
10 out of 10.
Yeah, right?
That's been lovely.
Yeah, they've been nice.
They've been behaving.
Good.
Look at that.
That's how it goes.
Yeah.
This is different.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Yeah
We're talking about
Yeah, this is this is that
This is the official one
We're on this one now
How'd you I was child they're good?
We're on this camera now
We're on this
That's nice
Yeah, that's for you. Let me take that off.
It's time.
Oh, you're fully strapped. You're fully strapped in.
I never do those.
I know.
You know.
I know.
You're weak. You're weak.
All right, thank you.
No, that was fun. Did you have fun?
Yeah, it was really fun.
Oh, yeah, chat.
Say thank you to Felix, chat, for taking you on.
The war thing was fun. That was madness.
Yeah.
Yeah!
They didn't know when he was in the swings, we actually had the drone as it was in.
I didn't know.
And when the Chris one.
It would be good to have an indication on when the drone is happening.
Wow.
Chat normally spams a note for absolute cinema.
Oh, okay.
That's what they spam.
Yeah, but it was beautiful.
That was quite...
That was amazing.
Look at that.
They have a lot of gifts inside.
Oh, okay.
Oh look at that, they have little gifts inside.
Oh no I shouldn't show that. They have little things inside, look at this.
Why shouldn't you say that Connor?
Look at that, they have little things.
Oh little hangings.
Oh, I can take that mic from you, the other one as well.
That one, yeah. So there's a lot of mics to keep track of.
You're a masochist, I suppose.
That's all right.
That's all right?
Tell you what, mate.
When you hang around Paul long enough,
you do eventually start copying him.
His accent's just too fun.
What can I say?
I'm a connoisseur.
We can get the other one, the other phone.
You had such a lucky stretch.
That looks so beautiful.
I know.
I'm very happy.
100%! 100%!
Without doubt.
Well, we got 15 left.
Yeah.
I mean, this must be like, they marked us.
We've got this for like, 9 more k.
And then we're getting into the city.
There was a really, really nice area
very close to here.
We don't know if it's a come-off
to go out to see it.
But then come back on that.
Okay, we'll see, I guess.
There's a cool, like, really scenic red bridge
that goes onto this cool rock.
It's really cool.
So we'll go check it out.
Yeah, we'll check it out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, if you want if you want to get anything you'll get a little snack
Yeah, you're gonna get a snack. I can hold on to this one
Yeah, I think you're getting this way though. Yeah, I guess
We're gonna have a little look see I'll see the store. You'll see if the store does look fun
Oh, we can show them what the route's called here as well.
Yeah.
Oh, crane games.
They're here on the left.
Oh, that's fun.
They've actually got like a model.
Oh, they've got like a, yeah, a mascot.
Oh, cool.
And we've got a rental bike.
Dude.
we go on mascot. Oh cool. And we've got a red full blight. Dude, that is retro. It's
30 yen. But they programmed it to be for 2026. So, ay-ya-ya, that's so mean. No, no,
We spun that one of us in and we're gone.
That is the red bridge that we're going to check out.
This is so retro.
Can you recreate this shot with Chris?
No.
I think you should.
Grock, make it.
That is it. I'll give you this for now.
It's fancy music playing as you walk in.
Look at these little guys.
Dude, look at this.
Is that a pig?
No, it's an axolotl.
Bless you.
Dude, this is really popular.
little like um oyster yeah oyster little oyster babies skull skull skull no they're
oysters are they just an oyster yeah yeah it is an oyster you're right with a
oh my god I bought one of these in the aquarium we bought one of these from
Oh yeah, I always thought it was exclusive to that.
No, this is like generic.
There's a pink dragon as well, he's cute.
Dude, look at that.
Oh, mate, it's a teddy bear with a lime, mate.
It's just like yours with a monkey.
Oh, yeah, look, jellyfish.
See this is what they should have sold.
Well, that's cute, the more you move it.
Oh, oh, oh.
Damn.
That's a lot of them.
Oh, I see.
These are celiband, right?
This is excellent.
Excellent.
Why do you remind me of celiband?
Dolphin?
You're probably going to have to buy something here, inn.
OK, I'll be right back.
Probably is a very strong word.
Mouse wants everything.
Well, you can't have everything.
You get one item, one item per store, mouse.
Mithra rules.
Oh, they're so fluffy.
And you got, like, all penguins.
Well look at this, little rabbit's in her...
Oh I'm paying it to cool though.
Feels.
Lion bear, you want the lion bear, isn't it a tiger bear?
Mouse is asking for something, Mouse wants an item.
She wants the tag of her.
Is anyone left?
That's cute.
That's cute.
It's expensive, isn't it?
Do you want a mic?
You good?
I'll get you.
I'll catch you.
Thank you.
What, mate?
Do you want this one?
This looks...
This looks...
This looks...
This looks...
This looks...
This looks...
This looks...
This looks...
This looks...
This looks...
This looks...
That one?
Is that the last one?
Yeah, it's the last catch I'm going for.
Let's see.
Oh!
What is this?
Which catch is this?
That's the one we bought at the aquarium.
Jellyfish, Sam.
We bought it, we bought it, really.
What are we doing?
We're doing this.
We're doing this.
We're doing this.
We are, we are. Read you both. Read you everything. Wow!
Okay, I'll pass one to this one.
I should buy something.
Marcia?
Yeah, right.
Let's look for the thing that looks the weirdest English on.
Delicious sweets make everybody happy for a wonderful tea time.
That's pretty weird.
There's a little one. I don't know either one.
Let's see if there's a bear.
He's wearing a tinder.
So maybe he approves of that.
They're waiting for you to come and see.
Having an easy time in the water every day.
Oh, fuck it.
You have to buy it, though.
Suck on it. Subway.
While you're on the road, bring elegance to your tea break.
What are you going to buy me?
Nothing, mate.
What do you want a drink the drink?
This will provide you with the deliciousness for your relaxing tea time and feel happy talking time nice ones this come and be a cheese game this
Join us. All right, shall we?
That's good.
You might as well...
Oh, she's right there!
Look at that.
Sausages.
Oh, you might.
I don't even want to put a whole fucking sausage in my mouth.
That was the highlight of the cycle.
You weren't even thinking about that.
I still don't know how he did it.
I need to show Felix the clip.
See what he thinks.
Oh well, crab cola. Crab cola. Sorry, can I get a crab coke?
If I can get the right spot in the shoe, I can spin it.
Kani Kaila.
Oh my gosh.
Cheez-me.
Oh, there's ice cream and ramen there.
It's a coin maker.
When I'm on the road, I like to choose crab cola for my drink, as if it actually smells
or tastes like crabs.
smells like coke mixed with seafort
that's so cool it's like some alien
we've got this guy from mouse
do you want some?
sure, let me try
what a good use is
I don't know, don't keep the cap.
Good news is it's yours now.
No, actually.
Try a bit.
It's weirdly sour.
It doesn't really taste like crap.
It tastes like crap.
No, it doesn't. It tastes like cola.
Like watered-down cola.
It's got a really weird, like, sharp sour tangy thing at the end.
Oh, the garlic cake we got last year in, that's okay.
Fuck off, that's amazing, that's okay.
Tako-ku in Amori, amazing.
I'll, uh, go to the bin.
Mike's still on, don't forget.
Indeed.
You can hear the sound of the bin.
I don't know, man.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Turn away glass.
Glass bottles go, do you know?
Which one would it be in?
Bin, there it is, bin.
Bin, it's good at the end.
That's wrong one, whatever.
No, the base word of gummy.
That's not word of gummy, bin's right there.
Bin? Oh, fucking...
Yeah, put your hand in there. Go on.
Well, you can see through it away, so it's really not very good.
Yeah, mate, that's in the bin.
Living your best life.
What a cop out.
Well at least we know, we've learnt like normal cake, try these things, try these things but learn, you can learn as you do it.
I guess you can put a tonneau up there, why don't you get back on it a bit and then you can take it off.
That weird tangy sour taste thing.
Why would you make it?
What's that?
Face print.
Oh my God.
They look like a bagel.
Let's get it boys.
Where's this rock in the sea that I was brought up?
You didn't let this have a squeak in it, and I went to ask for my shirt.
I'm going to just spray it out.
That's so cute.
I'll give you this back to you.
Thank you, Ian.
Police officers should take those when they have bad news to give people.
Oh, I can't.
But don't worry, we have a little stop.
Oh, a beautiful area.
Oh, we left the lights on the bikes.
This is what cycling's all about.
Not the suffering stuff that we've been up to.
The lights are on the bikes.
Yeah, I know.
Are we not going to the rock?
Well, yeah, we're not near the rock.
Where's the rock?
We've got to go back on the cycle then.
Basically, the other side of this, as soon as you get out of this tunnel, you can turn right and go right down to it.
Sweet.
Or...
Maybe soon it's best to go back down.
What, rather than find the raid?
That's why I'm sorry.
You can do whatever you want, really.
That's full of your imagination.
You should probably just go on the raid, surely?
Sure.
I'll probably save like 20 minutes of going all the way back there.
Sure.
And then we can get back on there after you get back on it, yeah.
After 20 in the rock, Johnson!
I've got the microphone on, Paul.
Is that built-down?
I read it in chat, I got affected by it. I got influenced.
What about the man himself?
Last stretch.
Last stretch, 15k.
We got to hit 600, we're still 30k off.
They've got to pick up the pace chat.
I just figured out.
You just have to hold it until the blue latch latches and you let go of it.
Really?
I'll put it on now.
I can't get the crab tail off the way drop on first.
Man, it wasn't even that bad.
He's acting like it's like toxic.
It was very cool.
It was so bright that I didn't expect it.
Oh, Royce.
Is Pewds Mike okay?
He doesn't have any more.
Get a bottle of this now.
I was eating last night.
Yeah, it's broken, Jack, because he's taken it off, so.
Shall we?
Let's go!
Nice, nice.
How's your guccia?
How's your guccia?
Hold up.
Okay, let's go chat, shall we?
Alright, chat.
Send me your donation.
We've had a very relaxing day and we've also had a relaxing day of donations
and now it's time to pick up the pace and start your donations creating the last stretch of today.
So get them in for a wonderful day of cycling.
It's time to lock in chat.
Enough dilly-dallying.
It's time to get those wallets out, time to donate.
It's time to send me funny messages.
We're about to go to one of the most scenic places
in all of Japan.
Let's get a 600K,
because we're not even close to that breakfast.
We gotta lock in boys.
And the oil is in the chat right now
feeling extremely generous.
There's now is the time to choose to decide to give
Do you to get on the road? I think we need to get on the road here, Chris Felix
Battery is low? What do you mean battery is low? What's in the map?
Go, go, go.
The rock is just up ahead.
On camera?
No, no, no.
It's good.
I checked earlier.
It's beautiful.
The battery.
It's so beautiful how full the battery was.
We should do another wall.
All right, fine.
Let's do another wall.
The next game I'll play.
They can also be multiplayer.
Miles, get it ready.
The next game that I'll play.
We need some donations.
I can't let this be the least amount of money raised.
So the game that raises the most money I will play.
I might not complete it, but I'll play it.
Cause if it's like a stupid long game, you know what I mean?
So Marz get that ready, you're definitely gonna have to manually count this Marz, good luck
buddy.
some donations is there.
That's okay buddy, you can go, just don't hit at me.
It can be anything, hell. I'll play, I'll play, uh, fucking starting valley
festivals, anything, bro. Anything that wins, I play it.
I'll play, I'll any of these games, bro. I'll play them.
Final Fantasy XIV doesn't count, though.
Chatkins, that's already a goal at 2-0.
The rock! There it is! How do we get there? There it is.
Love watching the cyclathon. Keep on riding. No, there's a way. Oh, there it is. I see
We're gonna go to the crossing so go over go over the road then we'll cross
Hello there take my money I got for donating blood
Yep
He's illegal he gives us $25. Yes
Dono war is ready for 17t and toward 3st
we should go stand on it
we should go up there
because imagine the drone shot with us up there
Can we cycle across this bridge or no, no, okay.
Should we leave our bikes here?
No.
All right.
No.
Remember not.
I think my sunglasses are down, it's quite bright out.
Right, the National Wall will do after months.
We'll pause TKS for now.
This is Superster Guy.
This is nice, eh?
Yeah, the RV.
Yeah.
This is such a view, I don't even know this exists, I've never heard of this.
Why are they not telling people about this?
Yeah, it's absolutely dead.
Shame, because this is just so stunning.
It's crazy right?
crazy right yeah I mean you think about that like there's so many cool things
that you could be doing and
everyone's like
kyo-chan
osaka
it's got a donkey hote and shinjutsu
it's like why
it's just so much cooler
he's got to plan a little bit more
We're going to climb up. Let's make a pilgrimage.
This is a Niigata prefecture still I think. We're still in Niigata right? We're at the very bottom of it there right?
Yeah we're still in Niigata.
It's very, uh, I guess you had even, very steep, oh my god.
Hopefully, van gang has the drone out right now, or soon.
Oh, what's that?
Oh, thank you.
I've got a metal thing, too.
No way.
You cannot go up that.
Can you?
No, it's not that bad.
This is...
Thank you.
What's this going on?
Oh, how steep.
Are you a light up here?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's terrible.
Yeah.
He's the king of the world.
Oh, this is a little jarring.
Oh, my God, Felix.
This is scary.
Oh.
Don't die now, Felix.
You have the power to hit.
Long live the king.
Long live the king.
The King!
Look at that. I kind of don't want to.
Oh my God. Look at this.
What if the rock falls? Wait are we on the drone? We're on the drone. There it is. Dude
look at the drone there. I think Cyclo-5 has been pretty good so far. This is a pretty
a good way to wrap up day nine this is awesome this has been an awesome day we
do got to do a photo here this has been amazing thank you so much for all the
donations keep them coming boys this has been an absolute pleasure we got more
What a come.
Where are you?
It's a bit steep, isn't it?
Yeah, I don't like it.
I'm going to sit down, I don't like it.
It's impressive, from this far out on the drone you can still see my bald spot.
Where are the drone?
Where are the drone?
Where are that drone?
Yeah, where's the drone at?
Oh, listen, it's 5pm.
Wow, the 5pm timer.
I love it.
It feels like we've conquered the world on this cyclophone.
This is so cool.
It's perfect.
All while suffering.
All our suffering was worth it to be here right now.
So cool.
We did it, Jack.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it, Jack. We did it.
We did it.
How do you know how to come to the drone better?
Yeah, the drone looks sick.
You can see all the silhouettes.
Where is the drone?
I hear it. I see you. Hey, what's up, chat? How you doing?
Hi there. I hope you've been enjoying Cyclathon 5 so far.
It's been a lot of fun having you guys with us.
We're over halfway. Nine days left, but we've raised a lot of money.
But we can do more. There's still more days.
We have more money to raise. So what are you waiting for?
Get out the credit card. Get out the wallets and start donating
because you get amazing views like this.
This is the reason why we're doing this.
So help us out.
Let's do it.
Donate.
What are you waiting for?
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Come on, man.
Let's raise some money.
Come on.
Everyone left.
Well, this animal, I was chatting a lot.
But the view was amazing.
Let's do it.
Sorry, I had to do it for the Immune Dificiency Foundation.
We're trying to raise money for good cause.
Now we're gonna get down.
This is the scary part.
But you don't have to worry about that, Chat.
Let the drone fly away and be nice.
I'm in the Tory gate now.
You see the drone, the drone's so far away.
It's cool.
So cool.
Look how high he thinks he'll are.
So cool. What a cool thing.
Of course there's a cherry blossom tree on here.
But let's just make it peak.
You can't see us anymore. We're walking down. Maybe you can see us now. We're getting near
the bottom. What did he do? We're coming out now on the bridge. Already down to the
the bottom. If you'll see us. We're on the drone view still. There it is to the right.
Left, left, sorry. You should see it right in front of you, left. It's crazy that that
is like live streaming a feed like that's the craziest part floating in the air
and the remote sends the feed, yeah
I think this has been the most 10 out of 10 days of all time
this is the most wonderful day ever
yeah
I feel like she's about to say meatball a lot.
You're gonna get a bad meatball.
Oh, no.
That was awesome.
But now we have another 14.
We've got about 14 to do, yeah.
Let's fuck it up.
Let's crush it. Let's get it done.
And then we have a little donation more chat for the last section.
One last meme.
One last meme? What's the meme?
I don't know, I'll leave that.
Get your meme ready, Felix.
Thank you to Paul and the Van Gang for arranging the amazing grand show.
You're blind.
I meet the ball, I meet the ball, I meet the ball.
Okay now we'll be back on the cycle lane.
It's behind us, I think.
There's a map here, I think.
Oh, yeah, yeah, look.
Uh, over there.
We go down, around, and then...
Okay, so we just go there.
Yeah, we go there.
Straight ahead.
Look, there's no button.
There's no button.
Wait, hold on, it's red. It's red.
Oh, it's red.
There we go, there we go. You already knew. He's a mind reader.
Alright, chat. The nation wars are going to begin in two minutes.
Oh, you already knew?
Yeah, I'm going to do the next game after the stream.
Oh.
So you have to vote on the game. Anything you want to win? Can we play?
Uh, yeah.
What?
What's the game you really want me to play? Where you going?
I think it's just this way now.
Which is this way?
Really?
What's the game you want me to play?
Tibia? What the hell's Tibia?
Like Runescape but better. Really now.
Oh, this is it. Can you cycle up this?
Pure Swedish and with the bull-legs, eh?
Or turn the DS on. Oh shit, sorry.
I'd love to donate more, but the US doesn't play nice with others.
That's true.
Hi from Portugal. Hope the weather stays good.
Also a question when does the merch ship out?
Only six to eight weeks.
No, no, no, Clay. Just follow the right net.
That view was Golden 100-100s.
Thank you.
I need to go there. Have fun finishing off the day.
Ya, ah, ah, yeah, ya, ah, ah, ya, ah, ah.
Mark's here.
Okay.
War is ready whenever you want.
Turn on TTS.
Two minutes.
Well, how would I have heard that if I didn't turn it on?
Good job.
Tibia, huh?
Never played it.
I was a big RuneScape head back in the day.
What's it give you that you always think about and you love?
For me, it's Soma.
You played Soma?
Dude, so much so good, you'd love it.
Yeah, yeah, because I mean,
especially now it's more relevant than ever.
Because it's all about like consciousness
and this company copies your consciousness.
Oh, wow, that guy was angry.
And I mean, there's a lot of twists in the game,
but basically it asks like,
if you can copy consciousness,
what does it even mean to be human anymore?
You know?
And I think you'd really like it.
It's really fun.
It's a horror game, right?
Yeah, it's a horror game.
It's not like, it's more like existential horror.
There's not jump scares or anything.
I think you'd really, really enjoy it.
If you were gonna play any game, I would play that.
Well, that's for you, that's a freebie.
Well, it's so good I might.
And it's from the team of Made Onesia.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you definitely have to play this.
Life.
Alright, chat. Start the donation rules.
Since we have Mr PewDiePie here, I vote for Amnesia.
Amnesia? Okay, there's the first vote.
Not an amazing view. I want more views. This is like the only Vanz of Japan scenery.
I am willing to pay per view, to hide some pics into my DM's play-offs.
some of your game suggestions was your thirty minutes
walk up three
I chat let's have a look
let's see which came
thirty minutes I will play the game that wins even if it's something I really
don't want to play greetings from Switzerland
I hope you interest as well as all the guests will have a wonderful trip
Our 11 months old baby boy wants to comment
Greetings from the whole family from Finland. Hey, we'll finish people. They never do stop
Where does it go now
Huh? Where does it go?
Terraria. Really? Terraria again?
Where does it go?
Okay.
Look at that mountain.
The track out? Oh, it's got to be manually. There's no way
I'm not forgetting how to do this automatically.
There's just no way.
Watch out.
Quite a busy road.
How to wilds is the goat.
Please play the LC at those of the eye.
Only one like it?
Yeah, because it's annoying to keep track
and people will forget their mics
are on when they're cycling like this.
It's easy to have one source of audio.
It doesn't confuse you guys too, you know
Wow, audio is also underground
You should absolutely place signal eyes
It's one of my favorite horror games
I've been getting a lot of suggestions for that
It's like old school Resident Evil mixed with Dead Space
Oh, I've been wanting to play Dead Space 2 to be honest
Final Fantasy XIV in Heavenswood
Final Fantasy
Final Fantasy XIV in Heavenswood
Final Fantasy XIV in Heavenswood
Final Fantasy XIV in Heavenswood
Final Fantasy XIV in Heavenswood
Final Fantasy XIV in Heavenswood
I really love the ambience and world that one can explore.
Still need to get started on some song.
Gas balls.
Two big balls, Chad.
Ame equals dreadful journey so far, boys.
Let's keep the donations coming.
Thanks to all guests, and especially Connor and Chris.
After a great satisfactory run with Mouse, I think it's time.
I vote for factorial space age with Mouse if she wants.
the factory must grow
love the streams i think you should play lobotomy corporation
oh did
no shot this will happen but i'd be a fake fan if i didn't try at least
sonic riders
yo
play the shodder that game as a kid
star wars the old republic
but honestly my heart goes out to fix it
modded star view valley
Greetings from Penrith, Australia. Love the effort you guys go through each year inspiring and amazing much love
Nekapra no further comment
Okay, Delteroon, okay, you pre-claw a road like that building claw machine. Oh my god. It's only dance
Okay
Hello from Scorching, 37 Celsius, Thailand.
Really envious the weather you guys have done.
Chris, get the boys to eat black ramen.
Black ramen.
Jack and ducks to Chilogy, my favorite game of all time.
Good job, guys.
Sadi, I did.
No, my luck it will win.
I'm going to be like, ah, she's got a box of stardews.
Me and Connor will pull it.
What remains of Edith Finch?
My vote is for Amnesia the Dark Decept.
Thank you for keeping me company at work.
Kiipaha meaning stay strong in Maori.
Love from New Zealand.
I'm donating to force the long-term
final fantasy for tea.
Oh.
Let's argue Vali with mouse and peat.
Secure old shadows, dark whites.
I'm not sure what's going on right now.
Dwarf fortress.
Everybody loves sun dwarfs.
I'm going to lose by trifere.
First encounter, assault recon.
It's a horror shooter from 2000 and fire.
It was revolutionally-
I would love to play that game.
Give it a try.
Are you still doing the game?
I am begging you with all my heart play alien isolation. Really nice. That's it. I've heard that's an amazing game. No
Do I there's any source time in the day Felix?
Exactly final fantasy games. Yeah, why not add some Disney magic and play Kingdom?
Oh, I knew there'd be Kingdom Hearts and Joy's that come out. I
I knew they'd be Kingdom Hearts enjoyers creeping out.
Hello? Have you forgotten about Kingdom Hearts?
You were extended warranty with Kingdom Hearts. We expired.
We should start playing Kingdom Hearts.
You can play anything from the Monkey Island series.
Some are favourites of Onclean and the Cloud American Diver.
That's true. That's true.
Dark Souls 3.
Oh.
Bloodborne remake when?
You can send your suggestions.
I wonder what's winning because I feel a lot of variance but nothing I don't think
anything's having a big agreement. Is that Pete?
It's in your hands, you get to the side what wins.
Final Fantasy XIV is winning. Oh my god.
You should play Limba's Company. It's the best doctor game in the best story I've played.
Okay.
Gacha games will tell you that and they'll always forget about the horrific intro to most Gacha games.
That totally diminishes the game's quality.
I will literally play anything in the wind except for you boys, with the powers in your
hands.
Now is the time to choose.
Oh, we get you fast.
Oh, no, well, you're right.
Terraria Calabity mod.
Oh, God.
Wonderful.
It's heaven.
Birds are chirping.
I got to go for my favorite game, RimWorld.
RimWorld?
Okay. Do you like Tararia?
Yeah, I heard.
I have they want me to play the calamity mob though. Isn't that isn't that like how?
It does sound like it
What you are
Hello Kitty Island adventure, okay $100 what really how do you know that?
You know all the kid-a-law?
He'll love, he'll love Minecraft eventually. Give us some time.
Every kid loves Minecraft eventually. You just gotta wait, you just gotta wait.
What about Cyberpunk 2077?
Okay. I've actually streamed that once before.
Um...
Well, I played it day one.
Look outside? Okay.
Well, it's so unfortunate. I played that game and then, like, literally, like, two weeks later, they dropped a massive content out there.
I was like, bro, seriously?
I would have held off if I knew, if I didn't know.
The rich expansion you play. I'm being dead serious.
I wish you'd play what remains of Edith Finch. One of my favourites.
Well it's up to you. You're talking about wishing. It's about monetary value.
The country appears one style horror game with residence evil style puzzles.
Okay.
It's all up to you boys. The power is in your hand. You're at 575 nearly.
We can get 600 today boys, definitely boys, come on.
Definitely.
I'm bad at rhythm games.
But I love playing them, they're fun.
I love the Hatsune Miku call for stage.
Whoa!
I think that was a cycle lane weirdly.
Who is going for British?
Fighting games.
Fighting?
Yeah.
Noiter.
Very hard.
Really?
Which one?
Every pixel is simulated with its own pictures.
Also finished.
Noiter.
Noiter?
It's got to be Hello Kitty Island.
Oh my God.
They want me to play Hello Kitty Island.
You know what? It's actually good.
Really?
Yeah, you won't do it.
It'll probably be like that.
Do you think I'll have my greatest stream of all time?
Probably a great stream of all time.
You've not seen my streams. They're pretty bad.
No, you can see what you will actually be.
There will actually be.
Push it to the limit.
Rowing. Rowing.
Your metal slug? That'd be hell good, I love it.
Where's persona? Look, it's up to you boys, up to the Oilers.
On this, an Oiler can swing this and then...
You must learn about the Color Orange in Project Wingman.
Okay.
Stalker shadow of Chernobyl.
Whoa! 500!
For stalker? For stalker?
You like stalker? Shadow of Chernobyl?
I found those shoots and lots of them are climbing.
How do I snook?
Holy!
575!
How dare you?
500 for Storkers. Storkers Shadow of Chernobyl, do you know that one?
Yeah, I love that. You love it?
You should definitely get into the Armored Core series.
Oh my God, 700 dollars for Armored Core. Damn!
From Soft, their mecha game.
I'm sure it's cool. All right boys there we go. They really want me to play at 600.
Well actually 690 bucks to be precise. Nice. Yep. Not 700. I think they'd like
that number. How do they think about that? Yeah, maybe it's a lucky number.
Dwarf Fortress. I could run you off the road so easily right now. I could just...
What would you do, Felix?
You're playing the most box.
If I can't be the best, Felix, I'll take him out.
Sorry.
I could murder you right now.
I could just murder all of us.
I could take us into the highway.
Which game is winning?
I think it's got to be Armored Corps at this point, with the $700.
$100. Stalkers must be close there too.
It's scary.
Is it scary?
I guess so, because you never know what the club is going to do.
Oh shit, I love that.
I love those kind of games there where you're like,
you think it's going to be a standard shooter
and it becomes like, not that very quickly.
Mass Effect's original trilogy.
I'm not an oiler, sadly.
Ain't no worse.
You keep...
You keep...
Battle me on the road, Felix.
Who shall take the crown?
I just want to get close, I'm sorry Felix.
No, no, no, no, no, come, come.
I won't do it anymore, I'm sorry Felix's mom.
Come back!
How's the sunset, chef?
I feel like I've eaten something.
Commander Conker, three Tiberian wars, canes revoked.
Sure, keep those donors coming.
We are...
If still our train jammed with corn, total, I think.
Oh, we are halfway through our donation war.
Let's keep it going, boys.
Commander Conker is alert with Chris and Pete.
Commander Conker, are you in loads of those?
Oh, man, are you ever here?
No, is it good?
Chris is a huge fan.
Yeah, Chris always talks about it.
They're so good.
Really?
Yeah, they're like cheesy cliché.
That's so fun though.
Yeah, they can take them to Boston.
I love them.
Ah, we're gonna eat until you go out.
And the soundtracks?
It's good.
Yeah, that's a really good thing.
I don't know if they have some today, but...
Hey, people might vote for it.
I kinda want to play an alley next to it.
Okay.
You are going to play Stardew Valley with me.
Have you heard of a game called Slaves by two?
It's a pretty old, so it's okay if you can.
Okay, I'll play it.
Mouse just gave one K for Stardew Valley.
She does want to play it.
She wants $150 more towards Final Fantasy 14.
Thank you, Mouse.
Pray return to Eorzea.
$1,000 from Mouse.
Before I go to work,
I would love to see you play Persona 3.
Oh my god, damn.
Well, Stalkers can still win, Armored Core can still win.
Command and Conquer can win.
Don't let me place out here.
Please.
I'll play with my favorite.
Silent Hill 2 will forever be my absolute favorite horror game,
and the remake was so good.
Really?
The Armored Core needs a counterattack.
I honestly, all those games in the top sound good though.
Connect four.
Connect four.
Let's go.
Oh no.
Gee, deep cut.
Deep cut.
That's some decent ball game of knowledge.
Look at this game.
Oh, it was that.
Chris.
Chris missed it.
Chris.
It was that.
What?
The cycle roads.
It's over here.
Yeah, he did get a little excited.
Starting by the mountain.
No!
Stop!
Rain Shadow Legends.
Yeah, I was like, oh, we should go on this. It's along the coast.
Keep those journals coming, boys.
Down that mouse lane.
Oh, yeah. This is much better.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking this is the road.
Starview Valley.
Oh, no. No, no, no. Keshina, come on.
Big deep. I want to play stalkers. Come on.
Big deep kitchen.
Please, on my call.
Please.
Just casually like planting heaven on the road.
Starts in Ville with miles and feet Oh my god, brah, hesitation is defeat boys
come on, 12 minutes, 12 minutes
Oh yeah.
I would pay to see, uh,
get some carnival play to start your valet.
Ha!
What do I plan on conquering instead?
Oh yeah!
Put it on!
Put it on!
You heard him.
He'll play it.
I don't play the big bucks,
but I love legacy of Kane's soul,
Riva.
Gotta show my favourite game some love.
I'm so nice.
Welcome on Mystery Dungeon Explorer, subscribe my goat.
My editor has been asking for that for a long time.
Thank you.
Fight!
I was not counting, I just might take a second for the mods to add it.
Accounting manual, boys.
Signal.
Yeah.
Cheeky breezy.
Don't let me steal this guys.
Nail automata would be nice.
I would like to revisit it because I dyed in the tutorial and quit.
Because the tutorial is like 15 minutes long and I guess they didn't expect anyone to
know.
Hello Knights, to witness the rage.
No, I would rage so much.
It's here, it's here.
It's like a manga panel.
It's like leading you.
Can you tell me what area you are biking right now?
Looks amazing.
Keep up the good work.
Good luck, guys.
Can you have it now?
How's your dog?
Start U-Valley to make up for my support of Chococat.
No!
Stalker...
1,000!
If you hate donating blood to bloodsuckers, use the rules.
1,000 donation!
See the zone.
Stalker people, please!
If you find mutants, explore anomaly.
bloodsuckers dynamize the rule one thousand
donation see the store for people please
find mutants explore anomalies
arm and core fed please help me please
help
please
have you played it yeah of course you
You like it?
The Lost Legends of Redwall, The Scant.
Whoa!
Anonymous just donated 1,000 for the Lost Legends of Redwall.
I never heard of it.
The best way of hands, the movie game,
the best SpongeBob game.
Two.
1,001 dollars.
Holy shit, thank you, Anonymous.
We are $100 off, 580.
I don't even know what the game is, I've never heard of that.
Stardew's 2k boys, you've got to fight back, please, please.
It's like a whole rest of here, this view is impeccable.
Oh, there's a guy fishing now, it's like a vibe.
You will play Stardew Valley with Mouse.
No.
Going band for band with most for charity is a long shot, but let's get some more donos stalker
Yes, let's go stalker
Mount Raid. Oh, wow. Thank you Ralph. Appreciate it
I'd love to see Starview Valley. It's so fun.
No! Not a computer game but a big fan of stick and hoop.
This is a nice view.
This is a nice G.A.
$580,000 days, boys!
at warframe with vain gang gremlins addiction needs feeding am I the only
one shouting for armored core come on guys Turenos Turenos it's just you you
do he'd put up a good fight
who rather do
have
That's why I love the donation walls, because you just get like a deep fucking cut like
red pill.
Another Dono for Stalker Shadr.
I left you.
Holy shit, Kaseyna.
Seven minutes left, boys.
Seven minutes left.
One K Dono for Stalkers.
Holy things are getting interesting now.
Oh yeah.
No, it still goes a little bit.
Look at this.
For a little bit, I think.
Well, it's been saying that a bunch.
What's the difference?
Must be close.
It might be over though, you might be right.
Yeah, it might be over.
Happy Easter from Ukraine to Budes, the Funions to the Monk.
I'm going to play a FF7 remake later, keep up the good work.
You've six minutes left boys, six minutes left.
Kei Shina is trying hard.
Wow
Look at that, that's crazy
Oh, yeah
We managed to be back on the road now
Distance? Distance? Probably like 5k, 7k? How much distance do we got left, Chris?
5k.
Sounds like we'd break on a phone with some sort.
Oh my god, Stardew Valley!
Oh shit, sorry about that.
Oh my god, Stardew Valley is winning now.
Your vote can decide.
The Lost Legends of Redwall.
Oh my God! Another $1,000 donation for the Lost Legends of Redwall.
I never even heard of this game.
Maybe.
Oh my God.
$2,000 donation from Dara for Stalkers.
Holy shit!
Oh my God, it's going to take an Euler to win for Stardew now.
As Final Fantasy 14 is only when oh my god is it and we enjoying
I want this to go to Stardew Valley with mouse. Oh my god
$500 all for God's sake. Is it gonna be enough is it gonna be enough to sway the tides of this battle?
With minutes remaining for minutes remaining
And it looks like stalkers in the lead so far
I just end the time, alright let's add another 5 minutes to make things interesting.
Let's add another 5 minutes.
So you've got 8 minutes.
That's why things are a little bit interesting, eh?
We've got donations coming in.
Let's get heated.
I will at least either finish the game or play a full like 12 hours of each game.
It's not going to win, but I'd love to shout my love for Amore.
Ooh, I'm going to get it.
my life made me cry 20 times 10 out of 10 recommend oh
I always wanted to play on my every one day yeah if you're a game dev you
get like a value here you know you can be like I'll donate 5k get my game to
play. I get a charity W and Connor plays the whole game on stream.
Game Devs. Game Devs watching. Game Devs.
You're seven minutes, Game Devs, to prove this in the company card.
The Lost Legends of Redwall.
Holy shit, another thousand dollars for that game.
For the Lost Legends of Redwall. What the hell?
What the hell?
Who is this guy?
Wait, this must be close now, but Stalkers must be winning still.
I think Storkers is still winning.
Oh, well, the last leg is a little bit tricky.
Could he be a dev? It could be a dev.
That's smart, smart man.
If it's the dev, it's smart. It's a good business.
I'm throwing in with Redwall. Out of left field for the stills, Stuart.
I don't know who's winning. We can't see. That's the whole point there. We shouldn't see.
It's more fun.
Honourable mention, Ridge Racer Type 4.
Actually, Malds, let's show how much the current standings are,
and then we get five minutes of darkness to figure out.
In the name of all the stalkers in the zone,
let's go stalk a shadow of Chernobyl.
Yes, come on, let's get it.
I don't care who's winning, as long as we get a battle.
That's all I want.
Okay, I actually don't know what Redwall is,
so I'm kind of scared, though.
Hi, Conor.
Graduating as a nurse at the Storker Summer.
Please, Storker, win.
I know what that is, I think.
Thank you for the motivation to finally do it.
It must be like the devs or something.
I have no idea.
Is it good?
All right, five minutes left, boys. Five minutes left.
The rich game I'm going to play. Any oilers want to sway this.
I would more than welcome it because we're nearly at 590. Come on boys
Let's get it. Those donations are going towards a good cause for the eminence the foundation
We've helped so many people out there who need it. So come on
Let's get those donations in sway this battle decide what game I will play
And I will give it my full undivided attention
Later than to
Stalker must have more than Red Bull. I feel like Stalker's had like five separate like
massive donations.
Well, we'll see if it wins.
Yeah, I think it's going to show leaderboard for the last like five minutes and then like
right before we reveal.
I've put over 2,000 hours in across all stalker games.
Whoa.
It needs more recognition.
Don't just stand there.
Get out of here stalker.
You promised you'd stream a whole persona game if we got to two million on day one.
Yeah.
Just reminding you.
We won't hit signal.
Earthbound isn't too old or long.
Play hands.
Three minutes remaining.
Three minutes remaining, boys.
Let's get it.
It's hard to oil it, please.
Where are you?
It's a really good course chat.
Three minutes remaining, boys.
Three minutes remaining.
Get those donations in now.
Don't sleep.
Don't wait.
This could be the moment that we give a call.
play something. You want me to see? You want me to do?
Oilers, where are thou wallets?
Do not hesitate to sway this battle.
I can't, I won't play Stardew.
If you don't hit it, if you don't hit it, I'll never play it.
It's never happening.
Shout out to Resident Evil 4.
Okay, that's nice. Where you going?
All right, we're going this way, I guess.
For Chris's take, Oilers rise up.
Yes, Oilers. Where art thou?
I know it's not part of the war, but final fantasy for a team lull.
I appreciate the thought, dude. Hey, you're still an angel, Charlie.
One minute left. One minute.
One minute, boys.
And then it's done.
I'm a mod to give me the call, and the speaker, it's over.
Any TTS after that, do not count.
So get them in.
You can do it. You can change the battle. Hell, if someone even had like 10k, they could
pick a game right now. Watch out Chris, watch out. Ah. Alright. Chris just, classic Chris
is not indicating or saying healthiness at all here. Alright, we're nearly done
boys, something that's no oiler sniping going on.
The mass isn't straying it either.
The war is in...
Oh!
Calculation.
There we go.
There we go, boys.
Kashina, you got what you wanted.
No oiler stole the day.
Stalker won it seems, I think maybe.
Very respectful.
You're like a...
The Naradea.
Bowling.
Well, everyone's been bowling to me, I feel like I should do a pace forward.
You look so majestic on the sunset.
You look so majestic over there.
Tell you more.
Hey, you've never looked so good today, Felix.
Your form is immaculate on the back.
Because the day's been so good.
The day's been amazing.
this domino is calling out look at the gun the art podcast to make a
connection yeah freaking donate guys freaking waiting for
what a day you had fun yeah yeah man I don't think there's
There's not much better than this.
Maybe only the Shinnami Kaido is better than this, which is a cycle route in Hiroshima.
Yeah, that's a route you can take across the islands to Shikoku.
It's like heaven.
And there's cafes along the way.
Very nice.
loads of lunch spots
I hope I'm not late for the Donner Wars
anyway, Tritini is my favourite Pokemon
Slow bro, is that you?
There's a shop there called Basic English
Hmm, okay
Ribs don't do ribs don't do firemounds not playing with you
Sorry should do anything harder
Stalker I'm excited to play stalker that'll be cool
Yeah, normally it's like hello kitty island adventure
I was waiting for you to be like, how dare you.
Took, yeah.
Oh yeah, no, how dare you.
This is Sweden pride and joy.
We are Hello Kitty fan.
What is this route?
High signaling, very natural.
You look like a cyclist already.
Very good form, very good form.
Well, thank you, Kat, too.
Very natural.
Is that my arm?
Yeah.
I've been all over, how do you think you're next time?
Yeah, you should be a little pinkie.
Cheers to Spectrum's grand.
Don't go into the pole.
Yeah, I believe the ending today is E2E Galastation.
One thing I noticed, like, the pan is kind of, like, not great, but I don't like them.
Yeah?
It's that, uh, well, not to bring down the view.
Yeah?
I watched the rental family. No, I didn't watch it, but I heard it was good.
It's really good. That's one scene where he's like sitting in his living room and looking out
and he's just enjoying seeing other families through their window.
But I'm like, that will never happen.
Yeah, because there's bars in every window and they're all stained.
Exactly. It's all like, everyone's so close.
Everyone close their curtains.
Exactly.
For some reason, there's bars on windows in Tokyo and it's like, what bro?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Thank you so much for all the
combinations they chat, and allow me to use the donor wars to raise donations.
Well, what's that?
Well, look at that.
As always, the support is greatly appreciated.
There's a reason why we do this with the Amity Foundation.
They're a really good charity.
They work really hard to help people with PI.
Sorry.
I'm going to hit my head here, boys.
Sorry.
Oh, sorry, six foot, it was six foot sign.
My bad, my bad.
Yeah, you know, that happens when you're six foot,
so I'm gonna hit it again.
I'm ducking.
Yep.
Number 10 to area, $75.
Okay.
Number nine, near Orthoma to $100.
Okay.
Number 8 Limbas Company $185
Number 7 Hello Kitty Highland Adventure $125
Number 6 Wolf Fortress $135
Wow Wolf Fortress enjoys
Number top 4
Try 9 days
No you can get used to it
armored core seven hundred and fifteen dollars number three star view two
thousand one hundred and sixty-three dollars number two the lost legends of
redwall three thousand twenty one dollars number one store for shadow of
Chernobyl three thousand six hundred and forty hey or GG GG today was a breeze
of a cycle. I don't feel tired at all. You're soon over 40 Felix. We're soon over 40. And
here we are. E-4 Gal station. This is massive. I did not expect to be in this big. This is
huge. Those are like really beautiful. Look at this.
Hey.
Oh.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Check it.
Check it.
Marked it.
It's like a nice grab, but um,
this,
and this.
Here's the name.
Hey!
Oh, bro.
Well, we didn't hit 600, so they can't get a bro fist anywhere.
But do we get a bro fist?
We have to reverse the practice.
Oh!
The yearly finishing.
You know exactly where you were
One more!
No!
I can't contain the power
You don't stand to get it
That's my proper input
I saw a bro 15
Bro 15
You don't forget when you get bro 15
The best one was
when he made you cast on
That was quite a moment
This is where Dr. Jelly was invented
Jelly was invented. Really? In there is a fake train. Oh yeah, look at that. Did we see the Dr Jelly thing? I've seen it. We've shot it in that train.
Oh yeah. You can get it. Should we go in there? Let's go look. History in it. So it's basically a train carriage you look in for free.
That's so cool that they kept part of the old station, that's like so smart, honour the
history but pave the way forward.
Ok, come on in.
Wow, I haven't been here in a long time.
Oh wow, this is trippy.
How does it get back?
Oh, this is where the iconic Dr. Jelly Burst in here was.
Dr. Jelly Burst!
Dr. Jelly Burst!
I can't, I can't for a duration, but it's kind of tricky.
And the coolest thing is down here.
Yeah.
I've got a model train.
Oh, wow.
This is it.
Wow
Wow
You can like, oh it's leaving
Yeah it's leaving now
Let's get the bullet train up there
That's fine, the difference is that it's 500 yen to play, solve that.
Oh there you go, there you go, little train.
This is like my future dream, I'm just going to be in a basement like 3 to 4 trains coming.
How can they even like this?
What's the 515 train to Niigata?
Oh
Look at this Felix, it's way better than the
Yeah, you're with love this
The ocean can someone over here
wow is it this oh it's a station recreated yeah that's so cool look at that ski slope and then the
tunnels they've built huh
That's pretty cool. That's so fun.
I want one.
Oh look at this, Turkey Air.
Shit.
It's actually...
Shit, there's got 200 trains.
None of them are active.
Can you just press this button?
The change is the boom
Rotary which tail it plays
So if you're like really into the trains you can hear the different horns each one
So that works it's pretty cool. That's amazing
This is I just want to build this in my basement
and just sit alone all day doing train noises.
This is the train that you promised me.
Well, one of them.
This is a different one.
No, it's not.
This is the sweet train.
I promised nothing.
No, this is the...
This is what was going to be insane.
The jelly commotion was more expensive than this.
The short end of carriage over there.
We had like a fleet.
We put it in a row.
Joey and I had a challenge to make an ad for Energy Jeller.
Yeah.
And then this is the only thing we could find in the area.
And we went to Donkey Houghton, he bought like a lab coat and he was like,
Oh, be fucking Dr. Jelly, mate.
And then we just used the train.
And, uh, off we went, really.
And we're doing it.
And the rest is history.
Dr. Jelly.
Dr. Jelly's in the maximum security prison in Malmo now.
And he's not coming out.
And he's tongue-tied.
Okay, that's it.
After what he did.
It's on Epstein Island.
What the fuck is it, Dr. Jelly?
That was a long time.
I never know.
Dr. Jelly.
Why would you ruin the day?
This is a monster.
So cool.
Oliver did his burst into rooms and shout at people.
That's my favorite part of Tokyo.
The balls.
The natural gas.
Gilded.
I love when you pass them.
The balls are cool though.
The ball.
They have aura.
They have aura.
Yes.
Indeed.
There's no trains running.
I think you could pay.
Let's pay money.
Oh, there's one.
Oh, there's one again.
Oh, I hear a train.
Where is it?
It's so cool, it's like they found everything, like tetrapods, they made them.
Well, it's made them.
Little parks, maybe.
The little people, I know they always leave easter eggs on stuff like this.
I thought there should be more movement there.
It'd be sick of all the cars moving.
You just want the Legoland.
I do want the Legoland.
The Legoland.
The Legoland one.
There is movement.
But their intricate details are incredible.
I'm not seeing enough movement.
Imagine if they all moved, the little people moved too.
Take a look at them.
Guys, all the people have moved.
They've hardly all the people have moved.
make them move
we have names to write on these hoodies
or we can do it tomorrow morning I guess
don't do this everyday, we'll do it tomorrow
because the mud haven't sent me the names
I don't have one
I know I'm going to be a lot
you know
what are you buying being a train?
a train
a train sets
that's so much you can't say
you can't be a child
in Japan
I don't know if I have the names, is it?
That's a legend, what?
Yeah, once.
We were in here like an hour, the staff must have thought we were mental, or just some
Australian guy going, over and over again, through the door.
It's cool though, it's cool though, this was like an actual train carriage and retired
and what more year was it?
What year was it?
Him.
Don't? No.
Oh, cool.
I got the names.
I got the names. Do you have a pen?
Do you have a pen?
Oh, okay.
Damn it.
Oh, well, I can't really say them.
Oh.
Oh, you might be on the side.
That's the first other mic on, don't you?
You got your mic on, don't forget.
There we go.
There he goes.
Wow, so much stuff for kids here.
Yeah.
We'll get them out.
I'll teach you some.
All right, well we'll do it tomorrow.
But they're over there.
All right.
There we go.
Can I get you back to the band?
I'm coming to show you the book, yeah?
Yeah, that's my coffee.
That's my coffee.
So it's the cover.
Well, I'll do it on the back.
Well, over a real book, somebody else prays.
This time as well.
Breastfeeding book, yeah.
Because they couldn't print my book in time.
Yeah, they got the cover on the cover.
We're so close to finding any chairs.
So close.
You could make the difference, yeah.
Oh.
You're lucky, they can hop on here and off the gate.
Yeah, very convenient.
Super convenient.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, it was a little hassle to get here.
Yeah, we got Lyserg.
I've really put Lyserg 12.
That's beautiful.
Beautiful.
Ain't she beautiful, Commander Harland?
OK.
OK.
This man?
It's not here.
What a day. What a beautiful day.
Falompa Dam, okay.
It's trippy being back in there, inn.
What are you doing?
Felt like yesterday. Eight years ago.
Jesus Christ.
For lampadam.
A Y's elegant.
A Y C.
The book?
Oh you'll show the book.
Yeah Chris show us the book.
Show the book.
Do do do do do do do do do do.
Bear in mind, Slap like drag it to the next.
He dragged it to the Republic.
I do it for mass.
The nerd.
I'll come back to that.
This is going to be a fake here, I don't care.
Please buy the book. I'm going to give you a copy.
Why don't we get a coffee? Have a read.
Did I get this coffee or not? I don't know why.
This is a fake coffee.
I see.
On the day Laura and I went to buy baby things
and let her grounds be seen in town.
I have to buy it for me the rest.
But it's about like all the prefectures in Japan, all 47 prefectures.
Oh really?
Yeah, took a long time to write.
To be fair, the actual book probably will be that big.
Check it out guys, out now on pre-order.
Done.
Done.
Done.
Oh my last two percent I think.
I should have given you a look at the start.
Wow!
Take a while to get there.
Do you want to charge?
You got loads of charges.
Do you feel low energy?
Do you feel low energy?
No, I haven't, thank you.
Oh, oh, oh.
Well, you're in charge. You're a game of saps.
Sponsor some of them. I'll be all the names.
Oh, I'll read them out.
Have you got a friend, Charlie?
We got, uh...
Commander Holland, Nakey,
Flubberdump, AYC,
The Nerd, uh, there you are.
What the fuck do you do, 97? Ironmouse.
Dynamite.
Uh, and then we have Dara,
This thing that holds you donated over $1,000 today.
I don't think there's any more.
Oh yeah, there's a tiny bit.
No, that's it. Thank you all for the donations.
I think you feel like you're joined today.
You've had a journey today.
Thank you all for the donations.
Yeah, everyone's been so awesome.
And, uh...
Again?
Again.
Hey, thank you man. I appreciate it. I appreciate you coming up.
You did great.
Yeah, I appreciate you coming along man. It's always a pleasure.
You had the easiest, most stunning day.
Like the greatest.
I'm still tired, but yeah, it was like a breeze.
Well, it's still a fair distance to be fair.
My 18 kilometers or so.
She did 60.
Oh, yeah.
They don't need to know it, do they?
Right, right, so he was behind us the whole time, that's like.
No.
You didn't see me?
See, where were you?
I'm from Tokyo.
But thank you so much for watching. It's been an absolute pleasure.
You have sunscreen here. I've been meaning to tell you for the longest time.
Why do you tell me that? I'm telling you now.
I'm ending now. What does that do now?
Alright, well bye guys. Anyway, let's pray there. Let's pray Geary.
That is the loudest.
That's a school kid riding that bike. He looks cool. He doesn't have any character.
There's a whole crew of them.
Oh, they're having a biker down.
Oh, my goodness.
Wait, there's like kids on dirt bikes.
It's like being in the 1980s.
Hey, man.
I'm going to go and drink my London diesel.
All right.
Thank you so much for watching.
Felix, thank you for joining.
It's been a pleasure.
We'll see you guys over at the Geary.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
We'll see you guys tomorrow again for day 10.
So we'll see you guys there. Bye guys!
Thanks for watching! Bye!
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