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04-13-2026 · 9h 05m
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Welcome to day 10 of the Cyclethrough.
How you guys all doing?
Welcome.
Two thirds of the way.
We are. Let's see how much money we have raised for charity.
I just want to say thank you.
We pulled up in the car park and an ALT in Australia
with the CIR. CIR.
It's like above an ALT.
Gave us this. A Cadbury's Crunchy.
It's upside down. This is now my breakfast.
Okay.
But that's the only the second good thing that's happening this morning.
Really?
Well, depending how you look at it, it's either the best or second best thing
that's happening this morning.
Of course, you guys have been asking. You guys have been waiting. It's none other than the man himself, the number one hype man from the middle of nowhere in Kansas. It's Rebby a 2D!
That was a lot louder than I thought. So, okay boys, how we living, how we doing?
I saw a trailer this morning, so you joined it.
You know what?
I'm talking about this trailer.
I'm like, why is this a trailer?
That's what he's trying to press.
I can't hit him.
He was impressed.
I have sourced some hype videos to be made because, honestly, I've been watching the
past nine days.
No, I did that fun.
I did that.
I did that.
I did that.
I thought it was an organic tent.
No, no, it is.
It is.
I've been watching you guys, and I've seen it.
The weather, the hills, the guests, the turmoil, the tuna lunches.
And I showed up this morning and you were drinking your coffee and you were eating your
third banana.
I saw that old twinkling that meant, oh now it begins.
The final push, we're going to raise some money.
So I brought a little something special.
I didn't bring a ragged cloth like Rob's.
I brought something that we can use throughout the rest of the cyclathon.
And hopefully it can be a little interactive with the viewers.
Mr. Ian Rudd.
What is that?
Thank you.
I present to you the 2026 blank check for the Immune Deficiency Foundation.
Now I want you to take special note that this part has been yet to be filmed in.
Because today, starting today, we will be updating this number with the amount of money
of money that we've raised. And if there's a benefactor who spends extra
amount of money, then we can add their name to the line. But I gotta ask you, I gotta
ask you, I'm gonna ask you, are you ready to start raising some money and making a
difference? Because we're getting on that bike, if I were you, I mean damn. We're gonna
cycle 90 kilometers of thereabouts, and we're gonna open the wallets, swipe the
credit cards and start raising some goddamn money.
This is awesome.
Oh, it's pretty cool.
It's pretty cool, right?
It's a foreign mass defense board.
I got this band gang.
I can never do this to you.
That's a genius.
Well, I didn't know I could, so that was a real bitch to make.
You make it.
Japan, like, I print shop, but like, I have the story up.
You help me?
No, my good friend, Natorious, made this, and then I got some people together, printed
it out.
washable whiteboard marker. Oh wonderful. There you go. Well done. So for some names
down as well. Yep. And listen, I was supposed to join five days ago but I
don't get out of bed for 500k. It's got to be at least 500k minimum. So today
we're at what? Five? Five eight seven. Five eight seven. I'm not satisfied with a
little 650 on the board. So we got some ground to cover. We have $63,000 as a
a starting point. I'll tell you what, I'm ready. I feel great. I'm ready to go to the
park of seven. No, I'm good, man. I'm ready to just party in the van, hang out, and give
you guys some back-ups. I'm gonna have some gang streams. Very shortly you'll be live.
I think Ian's live now. Ian's other music. Expression of X5 Day. It's true. I don't know if it's
working. But this is my favorite part because I gotta give major credit to you and the gang
who already raised over $500,000 worth our first cycle of
on the average cheese. I am surprised you should be a book yet.
Like Rob Schlatt, Garnt and Felix, everybody just absolutely
crushed. And now we've got the final push final push. I'm
ready. No, six more days.
What's 5?
6.
10-15 is 6 days.
We got a 4k donor?
What the fuck?
We got a showdown.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Emerald.
With $4,100 donated.
Girl with the badass mum here.
3,040 pounds
the emergency raise by Skydiving.
Unable to walk over 20 years ago.
Rest in peace 2 years ago.
20 years ago, rest in peace two years ago, thank you.
Damn, Emerald, thank you so much.
That is such a generous and thoughtful donation.
Your mom's a badass.
Hopefully we can replicate an ounce of that today
in our lives, but that is an insane amount.
Thank you so much.
And also, not this curse, another curse I have to assume.
$500, as well.
And Shelby, maybe $25, as well.
Holy shit though, Emerald, that's insane.
What a badass mom.
What a badass start.
you skydive? I thought that, but probably no. You would?
I would when he says we're skydiving. No, no, no. He just pushed me out.
Okay, here we go. My giant check in the air.
Back home.
Actually, Ash put the names on this check. So maybe we should update the names of your game?
Now again, there is a problem with that, but I think it's worth it.
We don't have license. I have the markers.
Which test?
Yeah, yeah.
Which is a little splotch.
What a great highman.
At least the greatest highman of all.
We see like a little splotch, you can see, you know, like a little dot.
Let's see if it comes out.
We'll see.
Yes, sir.
Man, that's so cool.
That is what a cool idea. A comically large fact.
That's how every dude's fun plays his game.
Yeah, that's it.
Like it doesn't come out from the middle of the truth.
It's too little squab. It's too little fun to play.
It's too little, yeah.
Okay, we're good. We're good.
We're good. So it's Emerald, right?
Emerald. Emeralds.
I've never written an E like that in my lines, but...
What are you writing? It's so beautiful.
Emerald.
There we go. And the first, might I say, of many. Because, listen, that's an incredible
start and I'm not asking you to match that. I'm begging you. Please raise some money.
All right, look, I have to justify my adventure here every year, so let's start strong. And
we're going to get this today. I'm going to manifest it right now. Right now you see
a blank square. No, not in my mind's eye. I already envisioned it. It says six five
zero point zero zero zero. It's like there's enough there. I can't count that high yet.
That's where I'm looking at.
Is that the first time you're going to write the number?
Yeah, I think I'm not going to be like, we've got a six, six donation and going, you know,
I would love to.
Every day we should write.
Yeah.
Right, right, right.
So.
That's a fun little one.
What is it right now? You said it was fine.
Well, we had a $4,000 donation.
$5,924.
$5,924.
So minus four, because I got to get it, five nine, five eight seven, five hundred eighty
seven thousand dollars.
That's a nice check.
There's so much room for more zeroes.
I vote in comically large numbers because I know that by the end I'm going to be doing
like a curse of raw.
It's going to take me so much time.
It's going to be the smallest writing ever and it's going to look amazing.
So, we've already had 587, we've got the whole thing right here, but more important than all of this, it's got you.
That's right, so you're going to power us without your donations?
My life's a little crumbly without the power of your donations.
I won't even make it to the first convenience store in the van without your donations.
It's tough in there being stuff.
Wow, must be really, really tough in there. I don't know how you do it. You're the real hero.
You just worry about yourself today. I'll be worrying about this. Thank you, Sammy.
We need to get you a pixelated version, so Malaysia's finest.
This is what we've got, and it'll be updated in a few minutes, so...
We're using all their nations, because of Pete's hype.
The nations are coming in fast, and almost nearly 25.
Sea Monkey 25, 600k before we start day 10, or $8,000.
It's a very important thing to think about in the nation.
Donating, because the idea of helping me get diagnosed,
I want to give back to others, and help get the help they need.
It's very important that the immediacy evaluation
helps target people.
70 to 90% of people who are suffering with PI
don't know they have it.
So it's really important to get that diagnosis.
We also have anonymous for the 25.
Any dames in the chat?
Lily, I see you, Wispy.
Wispy is a viewer.
Oh, okay.
Wispy Frost, I think is the name.
10. Tuxilla, making the 25, row six of a K.
Blomchinski, Blomchinski?
Thank you for the hundred dollars.
Russian poem.
He's a really good poet.
I would have believed you.
I would have believed you.
He wrote for Love and War.
We're all happy to be able to donate two great calls.
All the best with the writing today.
P.S. The Writing Vaults with some lo-fi music
behind me go so hard.
Oh, it's gonna be 50.
Steve, any hundred dollars nation?
As a wise man once said, we play and fall.
will need you to attend to the ten
tanya passionately fifty
steven the twenty-five is this every one of the nation's come up and caught up
right now
okay so i'm not excited to have a lot of names i want to hear
so i get that you're done reading but i feel like we're not done
georgia's pete
there we go i think it was a great issue fifty bucks along guys let's get it
chris in the toilet and i know it's happening right couple of shells together
the way you may not be the best but you can look like the best
Go ahead and grab your merch today, is exclamation merch?
Uh, I think it's exclamation merch.
$5 of every purchase goes towards the Immune Deficiency Foundation.
She's memorized it already.
And maybe you're already tired, you're like,
man, I woke up late for this, I'm staying up late,
or you're in the EU, and you're staying up all night.
Go ahead and crack a game or subs,
use the promo code, grab a cup,
get down a little bit of extra energy that you need.
I mean, you can't plug into my energy,
but I'll try to provide it.
But go ahead and get your, get it in a cup, distill it down.
and uh... and by chris's thirty-foot
the school about it
now we're about all of that once
she's a little bit of a little bit of a shit
already one dollar nation snacky
uh... i think the hundred dollar nation pd's great in the ten dollar nation
brag world
the one hundred dollar nation
we're five nine three already
you know what, I'm gonna put this down and sell it to you
oh shit, we've got more as well
that's what I'm talking about
uh...
INDJ46
use code PREMIER
get that boy his wife who comes
hahahaha
10 dollar donation
the title is the 50 dollar donation, let's do this
get it at 10
make it 100 dollar donation
not able to donate as much as last year
but happy to be able to do it at all
honestly the 25 dollar donation is a clock
the 20... the 10 dollar donation
Uh, Dreyham K5RO6, 100 dollar donations!
Yes!
You should come back to Minnesota to try the Juicy Lucy.
It's a hamburger filled with cheese, this is very...
Christmastest calling.
They did.
Uh, Amber Watts, thinking the $5 donation,
one of us thinking the $10 donation.
Nura, thinking the $25 donation.
Paying full band gang.
Woohoo!
Glad to see Peter's here to hype it up.
Paradise, thinking the $1 donation.
The Russia, thinking the $25 donation.
Russia, what's up buddy?
Let's get a voice for the last stretch.
Nusax, thinking the $1 donation.
Hobo01, thinking the $100 donation.
hundred dollar donation for the manifestation of 650K.
What's going to happen?
Bucky B, Pete has to be the best hype man of all time.
Well...
Five dollar donations.
He's the only one.
I feel like that's the only one that you can get, yeah.
Everyone else was booked out, so...
Ludd's like...
Tipped it there.
He went there.
He's busy.
So, I'm here.
Made Marmalade, maybe the ten dollar donation.
Good evening from Sweden, best of luck today.
Jess and Tread.
Five dollar donation, keep going on the bus.
Keep me going on the bus.
two millimeter
face
$10 nation
Peter and Betty to get a 10 honestly to 10 Greg I think of the 10
Blind Buffalo 100 all the nation and honestly 25 on nation F. S. Spooky 100 all the nation
This is insane. I was an awesome safe offer. You know, it has really started when Pete joined, you know
I'm not gonna say I'm
But as soon as I get here
I keep going here.
Thank you, boo. Thank you to the 25, bro.
And little, thank you to 100.
Thank you, guys.
I hope to cheer for you, lads.
At the finish line, at underscores 69,
thank you to 100-dollar donations.
So, Panther Pete's push.
Thank you to the 100-dollar donation.
Finally, a true American hero arrives.
Now, where's this trademark cigar?
Do we have any of that? We do.
We may know.
Thank you to the 25-dollar donation.
Please think of the two.
Think of the 10 boost.
Great.
25 high for people again.
Shout out to George and it can take Chloe.
Think of the 10 dollar nation.
It's that time of the year again.
Thank you all for everything you do.
Don't think of the 10 dollar nation.
Time cones.
Do you think of the 10 dollar nation 10 for a 10 day 10?
It's not much, but it's small.
And the way to say thank you.
This amazing work that you do.
Psychotherm.
Let's make today.
Good one.
Three down.
Think of the 10.
Alex G.
Think of the 10 all donations.
Keep them coming.
We're nearly at 595 already really moved.
So yes, thank you so much.
Pete's massive American Todger.
Thanks for 10 dollar donation.
Alex G, the 10 dollar donation.
Captain Doughboy, I think the 200 dollar donation.
Here's my 25 for the NACU, the great workboys,
for the Iron Master Bents Force.
1,000 dollar donation.
Brett, let's...
$1,000?
We're from Brett.
Let's smash 5 million.
No, no, no, no.
Take this out at 66.
Matt said she'll do a walk and talk with Pete
if we hit 666666 today.
Okay, we're moving the number,
I'm manifesting 666666.
Let's get it done.
How do I mean it?
Right with the thousand?
Yeah.
Three to 35, just name the one.
Connors second careers, auctioneer.
Chutina, name the one with the last name.
You had Pete and all, thank you for your hard work.
Connors second, fifth, fifth, and fifth donation.
You only have power to name the 35 donation.
One final after this all remains voice.
Which you grant, name the 10 donation.
Let's give one more no voice.
Connors, name the 10 donation.
Luring, suiting, name the five donation.
guys are the best lots a lot from Sweden anti-j4s6 10-dollar nation never a lot but love what you
do also want to hear you sort of my name you bastard quick out the $100 donation piece life savings
five dollars i'm helping i double the $10 donation rey mccool think the five dollar
My goat Victoria think the 25 dollar donation
T-Fress the 25
Must love guys have a great day on the bike and watch all your stuff in the air while walks around Tokyo
Skilled locations to slide the spiral overheating the 10 dollar nation. He's waiting to attend all the nation
Brock's hard Brock hard for Geo dudes
500 dollar donation Peter's the goat 2 million and he cycles the entirety of second fun six
Also transites from Florida true zealot thing of the 25
Aiden they get the $3.00. Mr. Beast why isn't Chris here to read my message motherfucker?
Then gang's tango $3.00
See the hype man pee gritting from the tall Dutch boy from the bond cafe
And Brett with another
Oh my god!
Hey, can you write Brett's name times?
Nope, you're good.
Pippin Tree, being the 25th all-denation.
Cat, being the 10th all-denation.
Angel of Death, being the 10th all-denation.
But Mouse is told, let's go.
Did Starter Valley win yesterday or some stupid shit in Stalker?
It's not a big deal.
Son of a bitch!
Wolf Shepherd, being the 25th.
Annie Free, ex-DV, being the 10th all-denation.
Avenger, being the 25th all-denation.
You have 2k away.
Okay, listen.
Who cares?
I'm gonna get my money.
But we're not going anywhere until it says $600,000.
We have a history of raising money on this channel when I arrive.
And we're gonna continue this history because these guys deserve it.
So we're gonna get that ready.
Let's see, let's see Pete Phans 100 domination.
Which means we've lost 100 domination.
But Pro 2, they can get 10 domination. They can win this. 10 domination.
Chris Creeds 1000 domination.
Who did that?
Chris, please Chris, please
Every year I double the nation on the half coming in the home stretch. So maybe I'm costling him enough time
Megan, thank you for the $500 donation
Me I think it's a donation or Sally what
That's just a hundred thousand isn't it that is 600,000
Y'all, let's race some more, but I haven't been to the entire city.
You're gonna probably have to tell me what you're talking about.
They need to wake up calling.
I'm not, I think it's a hundred other nations.
I like being a 25.
Tinguist Bingers, 6,940.
Who was the 1,500?
That was R.E. Sallie.
R.E. Sallie.
R.E. Sallie.
R.E. Sallie.
Alright, got it.
Kabuki, 25.
Bismuth, Sheryl, 10.
Sickos, 10.
Calcrete, 10.
If you talk tail, 10.
Empire rose 50
Vary V re easy thing to 25 dillardalia 25 Mia 10 Alfie 10 number what 10
Dr. Dovian 50
Jess 25
They the man anime 10
Indigo red they go to 10 to cancel thing of the 25
Goose goose off. Thank you the hundred service park 11. Shall we record again?
Thank you the hundred Denver lily thing at 25 anonymous 100 tacos warlord think that it's a donation
Okay, I need to start getting ready the cycle boys there, but my god keep those nations coming
Amplified and now thinking that the hundred dollar nation. Let's hit two mil this time Connor
25 me
All right, and that's just the beginning man
That's just the beginning and I'll give you guys a step-by-step tutorial of just how easy this is
I'm not asking you to get on the bike. So that's hard work
They're gonna have to cycle a lot. All you have to do is go like this
You're kind of I can see you're on your couch. You're kind of relaxed like this
Turn this cheek grab that wall and then go off fuck my face
Put the uber down and instead of getting that smash burger open it up
Take out the money
Okay, first of all, you're not taking my money for your ends, Ian did, I owe him that actually, so that's okay.
But then, or if you've got a car, which I'm not going to show you, I can use my, uh...
I'm going to show you your credit card again.
Yeah, I'm going to show you your phone number.
Here, uh, you take out, I don't have anything but toys in here, so...
What's that?
Get the fuck out of my place.
Stop taking my money, all right?
You're taking my money.
Take your card, enter it into your mobile device or PC, and say, God damn it, I've done a great thing today.
I've helped a good cause. I have great entertainment for 15 16 days and you know
This is going to be the nicest thing that you do this year. It's not for me. It's not for them
It's it's for the people who need it. We're glad to be outside
That's amazing so and then as you guys know we're just gonna jump in the van with the TTS will be live on the bike
You'll see Chris's dumpy is that what they call it now your butt as you're in front of everybody
Is that what they call it?
That's great, it's our favorite time of the year so but it's not because so we're gonna be out there. It is an absolutely
Stunning day here in Japan, and I could not ask for better conditions
I'm a million dollars.
Listen, where I come from, clowns don't dance for free.
This has got to be earned, all right?
You see this?
This is twisted steel and sex appeal.
So I'm not going to get on there without just watch.
You can work it out, right?
You can work it out.
I have.
Right now, this jacket's doing the heavy lifting
because it's squeezing on my back.
I can't breathe.
I tried to.
I've been holding my breath for 20 minutes.
As soon as you get on the bike, I go like this.
And I go, pfft.
Ah, Jesus, so...
Sharing that is my story, I think.
Ha ha ha!
Sometimes we have a big lunch.
We're more than at the big side.
That's not good.
Well, here's the thing.
Don't worry about yourself right now.
Worry about the greater cause.
After this Cycle Thumbstone, you'll be in prime position
to start a regular, strenuous, hard workout.
And that will definitely happen.
See?
Looks like it has every other cycle problem.
Well, we seem to get you
Fucking fighting PJ over
All right
Looks like they're getting ready to go. Thank you guys so much for getting us a 600,000 before we even started today's adventure
I'm looking at that 666666 number so we can do a walk-and-talk with mouse. It's worth it just for the immunogenicity of non
All right, I'm out of words
I got too hot.
If you tell me too hot.
Well this is going to be exciting though. I can't wait.
Six more days of this.
Of just complete shilling.
The limbs will obey.
Wait a minute. I did not say walkathon.
Walk and talk. I don't have that much distance in me. So walk a thug.
Dude, this is so sick. This weather is godlike.
It is, right? You know, lucky you missed the arm of the storm. He's an inspiration. Well, I'm
definitely okay. You guys are with us now. You got the van. The hurricane paint is here. Yeah,
it's gonna be great. Um, and so far, which bike broke is this one, wasn't it? Now we had to do
the emergency, is that right?
Sarkojaris and Glavos.
Oh wait.
That's me.
We don't have a crystal ball.
I warned him.
Well, I've got the marker.
I already lost it.
But when I find the marker, I've got six just in case.
I'll be updating all of our.
Not Pete calling me out when I'm getting smashed there.
I'm still getting the smash burgers, but he is IDF's share.
There you go.
Put that Uber down.
For the Iron Mouse and Pete walk and talk.
Slavine Mouse, Slavine Mouse, Tracee the Orc to Nate.
Let's keep those donuts coming.
And just remember guys, it's fun to raise the money when we're all together right here, but the time they need it the most
is when his ass is on that bicycle.
Power him to the next stop and get those donations, get that TTS.
Thanks to everyone in check for their kind words about my mom.
You got me right.
Let's get some of it.
She did it while telling me we can do it too.
Admiral, that's so sweet.
That is awesome.
She is skydiving. I would be terrified. I don't know if I can do it. Okay, I'll do it
Can I be strapped to another like human who's
You'll be like, let me get this shot and you unclip
So all right camera and Paul you ready for that? Oh, yeah, holding an FX3 I could do that
Maybe not on the X3, but you can.
Shall we test my POV?
Let's raise some money!
Oh, it's throat.
No, no, no, no.
She's excited for the cause.
Alright boys.
Oh, where did it go?
Oh, fuck.
My ND's gone.
I don't know.
Hmm, it's pretty...
Probably...
I mean, they're so easy to lose.
No, it definitely wouldn't be here.
I mean, it's like a microscopic size.
I don't have another one. Where did it go?
I think I've lost it.
No, I need the wide angle here Yep, what was the other one that we had
that you took off mine?
I swear it's not there Yeah, it's not there
That will, er, where's your, er, studio box today?
So that's in there.
What's your studio box on there?
Yep.
So that's the case.
Yeah, it is.
It's very hot today.
What's on your arm back there, Tom?
Well, I don't want to get sun on my skin.
Something.
I just find that it makes it hotter.
Something.
Er...
I've got on so much, it doesn't feel like I'm in.
I feel like I'm underlucky, like, in real life.
Make a check, he's still on, but he's a little low, but then they're home.
Audio doco muted. How's that possible? Why do I do this sometimes? I don't fully understand why this happens.
Yeah, I mean like it just randomly what happens is, yeah it just goes.
Oh that's that. We're back. Weird. Audio went for a second there.
When I close the stream, yeah, yeah, put it back in the charging case, okay, all right,
chat ready
You tried so, so...
Let's try it again.
Run on here.
Let's see if it works now.
Hello, hello, hello.
How are we looking?
you looking how we feel it.
Let's go.
Oh, we went lost audio again.
Maybe it was a fix issue
Okay, all right, well
Okay
Worst than dies worst back for now, okay
Yeah, it's Suncone.
Alright.
Oh, muted.
Let's do it again, Pete.
Same as always.
Don't change anything.
Can we go back to yours now?
Oh, that feels good.
Game is always, don't change anything.
Can we go back to the old sling now?
Oh.
Oh, that feels gross.
Good point for us.
Okay, now we're judging my egg by the frozen cowl.
["Snowmobo"]
$1,500, this now makes $7,000, 30 years across three years.
He's a new level 20 car.
He is one of the legends of the channel.
So I'll say, stop gold!
Stop gold!
Did you change your microphone?
I did.
We're on yours.
Yeah, we're on yours.
Yeah, we just got a $1,500 donation from Austin.
He's given $7,000 across all cyclophones.
My goat.
Okay, what we'll do is we'll reset the details.
Otherwise, we'll reset this as well.
Maybe reset the box too.
And we'll reset the box too.
We'll reset everything.
We don't know what's called in it.
We'll reset everything.
Except for the donation tracker.
We're not starting at zero today.
We're already at over $600,000 and you know what I'm looking at my watch here. It's I can't see it through these sunglasses
It's around 10
And I know that when I tuck myself into bed tonight
I can rest positively that we raised a bunch of money now the question is can you rest easy tonight?
You can if you donate a little so just go ahead and grab that am ex mastercard visa whatever it is you got Walmart cards
I don't care
was when she went in a tunnel and sharpened sex with what we loved.
Which day would that be?
At least, don't do it at Tokyo Towers, my advice.
It's the scarf and the mugs.
I am too.
So, but like, just go ahead and donate and you can say, you know what, I've done my part
for this week.
And then, luckily, when you get paid at the end of the month, you can just do another
donation.
And if you don't have any money, donate your time, donate your plasma, just sit here and
enjoy the vibes.
Even you watching and lurking, that's right, you,
the guy going, caught, that's me, I'm just lurking.
That's okay, man.
You're bringing visibility to the channel.
That's raising it up on the Twitch ranks
so that more people might be like,
what's going on over there?
These guys look old.
And I'm gonna take a look at what they're doing.
And then that in and of itself is a massive boon.
So go ahead, enjoy the festivities today
because you still got six more days of action.
It's gonna be fantastic once we get on the road.
You bet it is.
Let's see if it works.
Okay.
Okay, we are sending...
I'm sending a feed.
Let's see if it works.
$25.
True.
I've certainly paid far more
Yeah, no, the wind, what's going on, why is it cutting in and out to begin with, though?
Okay, I mean...
Is it too many mics in one area? Maybe? Is that...?
Yeah, right.
The cable will connect to the box. It's not to the camera.
sounds like it's good for now the audio is kind of janky is it really
all right swap both my friends out we plugged everything in
Let's move around a bunch, let's just do a little test cycle.
I mean, how does it sound now?
How do we do it?
Testing one, two, three.
Testing one, two, three.
Um, seems good.
Alright, sounds good.
Alright, sounds like it's good.
Alright, I guess it's fine then.
Probably just some weird issue, I don't know.
I haven't restarted it all so...
Are the games good?
Yeah.
Heading out now, boss.
I've also got spare, so...
But they're not updated.
It's great because the numbers just keep going up. It's like a little Christmas every 20 minutes.
So how far is the first leg? 10 kilometers? You sleep back.
That's easy. 17 kilometers? You guys can do 70 right now.
What's type shit? Oh boy.
You see that notice? I explained it was like in it for the modern day.
Yeah, he knows what the in it is. Yeah, he's pretty.
Type shit. Although you dropped the T I feel like now. It's just type shit.
That might be Tai Chi.
Tai Chi.
Alright, good to play Chris.
You're asking a 42-year-old man what type of shit it is.
I'll be 43 this year, but you won't say it's me.
Alright boys, we've got a couple of 30-year-old men about to go on the bikes.
You guys ready?
Yes, sir.
You're 29, right?
Yeah.
This is your final 20s cyclothon.
That's right.
Yeah, that's right.
Way off the bike.
All right, that means everyone donate $29 to celebrate his 29th birthday.
Thank you.
But today, I'm going to start running.
Okay.
Look at that boy.
Great form.
I've never done that in my life.
I've never done that in my life.
Right there.
All right, boys, let the carnage begin.
Thank you, Pete.
Do you guys have 15 minutes?
What, 15?
Yeah, I train.
I check.
Keep those donations coming.
Pete is the ultimate hype man,
but you gotta carry me on the bike.
because I'm tired, we're ten days into this, it's long, I am EP, yesterday the bed was
not very good, oh my god, ow, what the fuck are you taking, there's bars here, oh wow,
Oh, it's sort of like the Love Hotel, like snack area.
What's the snack bar's around here?
Classic Google Maps.
Oh, it's interesting.
Really? I feel like snake bars are still very popular.
That's fair.
I'm asking a fast food trick that makes my heart happy in two ways.
Thanks so much for everything you all do.
Thank you, Eric, for the 25 dollar donation.
I appreciate that. All that helps to support the cause, so thank you.
Oh, man.
I'll drink one Tullis.
That one Tullis is three Espresso's.
Nature documentary series.
The Welsh bearded monkey welcomes Premier 2 bringing the second Premier to the island daily.
Gambair jageckards less than three.
Six espresso's in the morning is like psychotic.
And he's like, you're doing the coffee guy.
And he's like, just because I have it in like bean form.
Beans, what the fuck?
All right, another day of cycling begins, ladies and gentlemen, day 10.
Day 10.
We paid for it.
We do pay for it.
So all the mouses of the world can talk with Pete. Are you great work? Oh one thousand all the nation
Thank you
Watched your end gave on so two times speed so you didn't get as wet you're welcome guys
Thanks, man. I need more
$25 for the cause I think for the next cyclist on I'm gonna get an exercise by the comb and cycle along for the whole
thing. Yeah why not. I think a lot of people do it and they have a lot of fun doing it.
Oh what the hell are you taking me to? There's a couple people who have always tried to cycle
along with us and I thought it was fun hearing their progress and checking it. I love checking
the reddit and see what people are getting up to.
Whoa, a portrait!
Thank you.
Ha ha ha!
Another good day today.
Toyama!
What's the name of the shop?
Famous for...
What's the name of the shop?
Squid. I thought their buddy was my famous.
What's the name of the shop?
The most famous thing is Black Ramen.
Really? I thought it was Buddy.
No.
Black Ramen?
Squid ink or...
Squid ink is pretty strong.
Oh, Jesus.
It is like...
pure solving.
what's booty in English again I forgot what that is all the fish names I don't
really know in English because we don't because that because I never learn them
in English I just I've only ever liked the weird isn't it
so on the shuttle now
Yellowtail. Yeah, the famous yellowtail I think in Tuyama.
Breaking news. Bakeoff has renamed Cake Week after an affable YouTuber named Chris Broad.
Yeah, in Japan they have so many names to different types of fish, whereas in English
we'll just like lump them all together because we don't obviously when the words were like
Named or the fish were named. We didn't know there's that much variants or whatever. I'm guessing
So in Japan you end up kind of like knowing all the fish I like but I always forget the English names
I don't
I mean look I'm not craving it I'll say that much
been loving the scenery on this cycle. thank you. today is helping today is
another gorgeous. yeah I hope so too. best of luck Lance.
where are we going?
five things are going up onto the main road. I was at station you started two
years ago it's so nice to see the same place again with you cycling there. keep
Ah.
Good work.
I'll go, go, go, go, go.
Dude.
Yeah, the term is quite beautiful.
I've, uh, I've never been once, and I remember it's quite, quite stunning.
Thank you for the donations, keep them coming, boys.
You don't want this from people at 606 already.
$60,000 off the gold there.
The term 24 today.
Decided to celebrate by donating.
Huge, dude.
What better gift?
Good tip to tip. Julian Sidney did nip to nip. How much do we have to donate for you and Chris to go lip to lip?
He he he he. You never.
Chat, Pete is here so we pay in full.
True!
Time to open those wallets.
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Captured on over $29 for a fellow $1,996-er, checking Elizabeth's finances in watching the VODs and just saw Rob demolish her fat Elizabeth's so good!
You know it's going to be a good day when you see Rob Dimash in the faculty chat.
Amen.
To our glistening guzzling king.
Wow, that mountain is quite striking.
So that's what we have to go over.
Oh fun.
That's the mountain that we're going to climb over, but that mountain is nothing compared
to what people with CVID and PI live with every day, so get those donations in, boys.
Oh
Warming up a bit now
I'm warming my legs up.
The pistons.
A little $29 donation is a 0g7% bore.
Every year you get me closer to buying a proper bike and I think you've finally done it.
High from Wisconsin.
I'm sure Wisconsin is not too bad to cycling.
I don't know, it sounds flat.
No, it's probably mountainous isn't it? I don't know.
I've never been to a scrunch, I've always wanted to.
Oh, beautiful bear.
Oh, it feels so nice to have another good day.
I definitely look at the fatigue of cycling every day.
It's starting to kick in.
Normally, up until like two days, you know, the fatigue is pretty much there, but when
we're getting close to that final stretch, I feel like I regain all energy, and the bath
yesterday was so small that I had like fucking, my legs like a lawn chair to get in it.
It was not a good bath.
I'll say that much.
But still, I was just sitting in a body of water.
Something nice about it.
Just sitting in that bath is like, oh, nice.
Still good now.
But everyone keeps telling me it all goes down hell
when you're 30.
I guess I'll find out.
It's all downhill, Chad, apparently.
Oh, wow. Is it really?
Oh, you guys are exaggerating.
It's definitely pretty good right now.
Very busy, though.
When the trucks pass you by they make a little like a air vortex and they kind of like sock
you in.
It's kind of nice.
That was a strange kind of words.
Thank you.
Decided to talk some work buddies to go with me as a team building.
Oh fuck yeah.
Anyway, I'm going alone.
Haha.
Yeah, I mean.
It's a hard sell.
In 2015 we made a shrine with flowers for a random raccoon RIP.
The whole city forced city council to give him a heritage plaque.
Oh yeah, that's cool. That's a cool story.
You think it pays?
Yeah, I think so.
It's only down four kilometers.
Oh really? Wow.
It is all uphill from there, huh?
Why not smile off the face?
You shouldn't have said the good news.
There was no good news.
Good luck on day 10 of the cyclathon.
Good chance for you Japanese ambulances there.
They're on a rush, are they?
Thank God.
What exactly in a hurry?
I'm very like leisurely paced to get to where I need to go.
I think they obey speed limits, which feel like shit happens.
Went to Japan a few years ago, watching this every year always makes me want to go back.
If you can donate, but haven't, 10 push-ups now.
Oh.
I mean, it's what I like to say to a lot of men.
I just, um, I don't know if one can donate.
People can watch.
I don't know if people get motivated to improve their own life,
exercise, get more, donate,
plasma to help others.
You know, I just, I just hope that everyone
is a little bit inspired to do something
Well, on their own means.
Oh, lots of trucks.
Okay, we've got some big hills coming out now.
It's the big hill for the day.
I like it when the hill's in the morning. I'm not like dying. Good evening.
I normally act a good amount of energy around this time of the day.
Never gonna leave you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gone.
So yesterday I asked the pick the donation wall. I'm asking once again for a mouse to pick the
to the donation more topics.
You can brainstorm with your community.
Whatever you think we're the most donations.
And if you did pick, I can't reach out on Cycling,
so send me a TTS or something.
Send me a donation to charity to let me know.
A little bit of donation on top it is for that.
I don't mind if you want to donate, you can use the link in the chat.
Link below the stream.
It's $25 minimum to get on the QTS.
That's just a, you know, I have a chance to talk as well, and we're not such a
constant TTS, because of a bit of a break. It makes it special when someone's out there, so...
Ah, the other generation's in.
Um, any man who wants...
Hi Connor. Mod here.
Mouse wants a mouse model's war.
Mouse?
She's too much attention, she's idle.
Halvane!
What?
I just learned that in Japanese,
Who is automatic here for fart? Does that mean puppy is farting?
No, I
Think we should go with the models then that's good. I think it'll work
Once we'll have to get it ready
The worm will not win I hope not. It's the worst one after your model
Oh.
Ah.
And the hooligans.
Oh.
Has Pete ever given marriage advice or wisdom?
I think you should ask him that.
So I had a bad day, got a big seed diagnosis,
diagnosis. Tune in to Ion Mus for lightheartedness chat. We are all going to die. Yes, that's
my day.
A little bit of documilus fixes the vibes. Trust me, I'm British, aren't I?
I didn't drink enough water this morning.
I'll try a bunch when I get to the next stop.
Oh, I'm out of shape, I guess, huh?
I'm out of shape, Chad.
It's the hills, but you know I'm happy to be here.
Oh
Big ass truck I work nine hours a day at an accountant and I listen to trash taste on shuffle
Thanks for getting me through long hours these past five years
Wow, my pleasure, man. I appreciate that. That's gone now
So, Cat, you know what time it is.
It is time to take your todgers out for the ballads.
Okay, the...
The Simon Wallach sign for the ballads.
Wallach, yes, thank you.
I'm not trying to get in some lawsuits now.
Nice.
When you get a flat road like this, cycling just feels so easy.
It feels like no effort.
But the human body can just travel this fast.
With zero work.
Then you hit a hill and you're like, wow, this is slow.
There's a lot of us.
The views are nice.
We've got the ocean to my right.
ominous mountain to my left. It's gonna be a good day.
Which way are we going, is the question?
Straight on to my ass.
Watching from us, you're cycling in an underrated part of Japan.
Love, Toyama, great scenery, it also has the most scenic starbots.
Yeah, everyone keeps telling me about the starbots.
Chris keeps talking about it.
It wasn't a war.
It wasn't a war?
Wow!
Yes, Warframe!
Gamers!
We must rise!
Oh, wow!
Yeah?
That's massive, I appreciate it from here.
Chris is getting girthier by the day.
Apparently. I don't know.
There it is, our destination for today. Toyama. 70km away boys.
Alright, let's make some progress.
I debuted my burlesque routine to music box of fate on Saturday.
Every time I perform this act, a portion of my tips will be donated to this cause.
Oh, dude, that's awesome.
So you get sucked in and you enjoy it, huh? Feels nice.
You really said that with your whole chest with 13k witnesses.
What's wrong with that?
Man, can't say that.
No.
It was too fast.
607.
Hello monkey, my 20th birthday today, so that I would spread a bit of love and donate.
Hell yeah, congrats.
I do not remember much when I was supposed to.
I don't remember anything about that actually.
Well, it's going to be a bit of a workout this morning.
Five degree incline, okay.
Okay, let's get it.
Oh, it's steep.
I
Whoa, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what's that guy doing?
You really fucking chopped your arm off!
Fucking hell, we were just outside the tunnel, we can't clearly see us.
No, excuse me. How do you think Shal is handling the police without the delicious cake?
Well, he's very happy with it.
Let's snore it.
I
Oh, there's another cyclist.
Huh.
Hey, we survived.
For now.
For now.
Oh man, that was terrifying!
I nearly had killgods!
Armas, share the energy that I wanted today, share the energy I was looking for.
No.
Glad to see you.
There's a lot of help out there.
I want to see your face.
Um, I'm sorry I'm late.
That's fine.
Thank you.
I'll see you later.
I'm sorry.
Bye.
You're welcome.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
ah
good heat
right here
truck
This is crazy. It's like I'm on the coast here.
The fuck is going on forever?
Hello
Yeah, whatever, I don't care.
Oh my God.
Holy shit.
That was no joke.
Oh, I still got those.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Holy fuck.
Tunnel section, tunnel section, tunnel section.
Is the person there? What the hell?
I was just like super focused on not dying left okay isn't it a highway let's
Let's pull over.
Yeah, she is.
Is that said highway that way? I don't know if that is the highway.
Let's go down, I mean it's not moving.
Did they say turn left?
Oh, that was scary, dude.
Oh, I've got to take my life on too.
Luckily because we were holding out traffic, there's no cars after us, and none of the
cars before us could go.
Which honestly was really nice, kids.
That truck scared the shit out of me.
Oh my hand.
It doesn't hurt.
Anyway, let's keep it going.
Survived a kind of scary tunnel, network,
and we're all in the clear for now. Now we get lovely
country roads.
I see what I'm saying, doesn't it? Come on in there.
I've surely gone the right side of the road.
at the right. That's funny. She likes throws. That's cute.
Keep those nations coming guys. And Mards can let me know when the don't know
what's ready for Mards' models. We'll probably do it next after this stop there.
Very nice. Much better than that road.
Greetings from 3 a.m. in Vienna.
Is it only me that has to work in a few hours but gets drippling FOMO if I don't watch each stream?
I can't sleep.
You should sleep. The vod will be here.
You inspired me to learn to ride a bike finally. Friend is helping me tomorrow.
I look forward to this each year and I'm happy to donate to such a great cause.
Colin and Chris, you're both doing awesome as always.
Thank you.
It's good to...
...sleep on the stream.
...whatever you need it.
We'll do the next stop.
You get to sleep through this train,
because occasionally you'll be working out,
and you'll go,
Oh, fuck!
I'm gonna hit my crotch on the bum.
It's like a fun little mini-game.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Cheers to you guys for all the entertainment you provide and good deeds you do.
Thank you.
Never forget that eating too many eggs will make your farts taste bad.
Taste? Why are you tasting farts?
Well, I'm tired of that lake, I got nice and warm though, because we were really paddling
This is nice, are we going on to the main road please, fuck, I got off my bike, I try
to stay on it. The mode check, who's got the donated mode. Let's see, who's got the
donated mode. Reminder chat, you can watch the stream for one hour to get the badge.
Thank you Twitch. Or you can donate, sorry, give one sub or sub and you'll get
the donated mode. Well I prefer you donate to the Amidivisity Foundation if
possible for these reasons thank you dude look everyone's got the emote that's
crazy everyone's got the emote
let me just walk across
dude everyone's got the emote what the hell
Yeah, very well done, all right nice.
All right boys, keep the turners coming and I'll keep pedaling.
Grieve? Deal?
That was a good stretch.
Last gono of the night as it's 2 a.m. in the UK.
Hey.
Good luck today lads.
Enjoy the weather and get a good strong brew of Yorkshire Gold
when you're done.
Oh, that'd be nice, wouldn't it?
I didn't bring any.
That was so silly, why didn't I bring any?
Oh hell, slight hell, I'm still haven't really gone
over to the lactic acid from my legs, fully.
So whenever I get onto a hill,
it's still quite difficult for me.
My flats are like totally fine.
It's like a different part of my legs being used.
Oh.
Great job guys. Keep it up and stay safe. I am my slut.
Oh shit, Maya!
1k donor!
Dude, Maya, thank you.
Always good seeing you around, Maya.
Hope you're doing well.
Always a pleasure to see your name.
Hope you've been well. I was past here.
I'm going to go back to the other side of the river.
I
Interesting basically joining up with the main road
We are not going
Hello Raiders
Oh
Good luck hitting the number of the beast today.
Also try to keep the obar a sand hit count to zero.
I will. We will not hit any obasans.
I was just keeping an eye on the chest.
Well, I'm really tired.
oh still here i'll be alright
yeah i can see water
we'll get out the next break
Got the JJ E-SIM unlimited so I could watch you while I travel around Japan.
Keep up the incredible work, lads. You're smashing this.
We've been using it on the Max cat.
Everyone loves the monkey jersey when I'm mountain biking and bike packing.
Oh hell yeah.
Can't wait to get the new jersey. Greetings from New Jersey.
Oh dude, Jersey, Jersey, Jersey.
Oh
Don't you just want the hot dog we are all
After staring at Chris's tight buns all day great job. No keep up the amazing work
I don't.
I don't have a tunnel time.
That's the uphill. God.
Yep, no pass behind us.
No!
Seriously?
That's a real cycle option.
Where are we?
No.
Fucking hell.
Hey.
Huh.
What's that?
Wow, it's like we're in a rain forest.
no one here
poor Connor you must be so tired from bouncing on it all week
i give you a break by bouncing on it for you
on the gear till it's solid style.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Ah, appreciate the donation.
Keep up the great work, you guys.
You guys are such an inspiration.
We will try to keep the rain away.
Love from Wisconsin.
Oh, here a big truck.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, in the corner.
Please.
I want to go out in the road more so you can see me.
Oh, nice. That works.
I
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
It's in sleep.
Huh.
I need water. I need water.
No!
That was tough!
I need water. Where'd they go?
I was in the way.
No! Why?
I was just going to talk to them. I'll get back at you.
I'll come over.
That was brutal!
That was tough, man.
No, I meant talking to you.
He doesn't give you much, eh?
I'll get some water for the monkey.
You guys look good out there.
Yeah, it's going pretty well, I think, overall.
What a beautiful place. Yeah, very beautiful.
You all the sweat and turmoil and the muscle knots. Do you ever take it all in?
Yeah I do, it's very nice to look at that.
Okay, let's get you that water.
Yeah.
How are you doing, Ellie?
All right.
There's no wind, is there, I think?
No wind, maybe not.
There's no wind. Do you have any water as well?
Yeah, I don't have any other ones for that.
Do you want this one?
That was hard.
That was hard.
That was hard.
That was hard.
That was really, really quite complicated.
So I think up in the tunnel,
a lorry is about to crush you into a wall.
A lorry is a truck for me and your speakers?
A truck nearly crushed me.
It didn't...
It was kind of harrowing in there,
and when they're turning, it takes off the entire rail.
This is like, got my composure of Pete went past me.
I know he fell off my bike.
OK, there's no way people would hear me coming.
That was more dangerous than I was.
I was shouting to a...
In a tunnel, going up in a tunnel is just about as bad as it can get, I think.
I hear a lot of Pete cause crashes,
Pete cause technical issues.
Also, Pete's going to try to raise money.
That's the plan.
My death was tough.
Yeah, sir.
Sure.
Alright.
There you go, gang.
I wish you all the best for you guys.
Amazing job out.
I'm going to get a job now to provide for the cause.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to get a what now for the cause?
A job.
Sweet.
That's a curse word in a lot of places.
J-O-B-E.
Sloth.
Sloth.
Jesus Christ.
Look.
Let me try to get...
There we go.
You guys are amazing as usual.
Let's go!
I heard that if we reach 620,000,
Nabi and I will bounce on it again.
We'll have to do our normal...
We haven't done that in a while.
Okay, let's go take in the sights.
Let me make sure I have no idea if my stuff's...
Are we...
Can you see Paul?
Hi, Paul.
Hey, Chad.
Hey, wait, this is all going...
Did you call me Ian?
Okay.
Just seeing if this works.
Way back, okay, so we're good.
the most perilous pass of the Hokuriku Road.
Really?
That's an ominous sign.
That doesn't sound good.
I don't know if that's what you want to leave if you're on bike.
I think I went through the perilous pass.
Yeah, well, I mean, imagine this, though.
How many people in Japan, you know, it's 120 million, very few of them cycle this path
along the coast and experience that.
I literally sailed down the most perilous paths in Hakeru-ku Road.
to beast challenge. What's million? World's largest sea turtle. Did that feel like the
most perilous past? Yeah. Italy Gala is the jade coast so if you go to the shoreline...
It's about a 10 minute walk down to the tunnel.
Oh, cool. I'm not sure if we can get this helmet up.
I'm going to climb up. Dude, you have metal slug patches on your bag. That is amazing.
Marco, er, Marco and Tama.
Rob gave me them. Oh my god, it's so steep.
That's the most perilous path in all of Hoko Riku.
Alright.
Oh, getting up this is going to be tough.
You know, the real delayed onset muscle, the bombs, is when you go downstairs.
This does more damage to your recovery.
That's far down, man.
Fuck that's far.
That's terrifying.
I can't look at the view.
I don't know if I can make it.
That's quite a long way down to look at some wood.
I think Pete goes down and tells us about what it was like.
And we can watch Pete's feet.
That's what Vangang's all about, isn't it?
Side missions.
Say Ian with you.
Ian would, I don't know if he'll push me.
He doesn't even know his mic's still on.
I'll go with you.
It's fine man, you're only going to see this once, Chris.
To raise money!
You're going to carry me back up, mate.
I'm not hearing anything.
I can be on that side.
Oh, it's going to be tough to get back up.
Stop playing that.
I just cycled up.
Sorry.
Isn't that how Weinstein had a jail?
Weinstein?
Back rubbed and carrying.
But you're going to actually want to give me better ups.
Oh yeah, Broadsteen.
I forgot about Broadsteen, we're going to bring it back.
I'm one.
Yeah, Chris Broadsteen.
Crunchy audio.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, if you're hopeful.
I'm still back.
Yeah sure, Paul's going to go ahead of ours, I'm going to stop at this little bridge,
Oh, a stick case.
Yeah.
Wow.
Really?
Oh, really?
Oh, wow.
Really?
Yeah.
How do you get there?
Oh my God.
That would be brutal.
That would be absolutely brutal.
That's kind of cool.
It's probably easier than a damn cycle.
Okay, Connor, you were right. Going back up is going to be...
Oh, no.
Connor, where do you feel my knee?
It's a thing at the bottom.
Oh, okay, cool.
That's a...
Wow.
This looks like some Indiana Jones stuff.
Dude, that's sick.
That's incredible.
1K Dono.
I couldn't even see who it's from, but thank you.
God gave us this donation.
Look at this, 610, 6666, and we get to have a bonus mouse appearance, 650, and Chris
gets a back rub, and Final Fantasy 14 all expansions.
Oh, and you have a James in the Temple of Lost Fucking Knee Caps.
The Lost Fucking Knee Caps.
Was that a Georgia Lucas one?
I can't remember.
I've got an idea for a film, Steve.
Is he Kermit?
Uh, hey, everybody.
He does sound a bit Kermit-like.
I have an idea for a film.
Indiana Jones and the Journey of the Lost Fucking Newcaps.
The Temple, the Temple.
This one slipped, guys.
If it were in the original movie, Chris would have died to the Holy Grail.
Oh, yes, he would have grabbed him.
One million percent he would have chose the wrong Grail.
I watched that last night on my feed.
Indiana, let it go.
No!
No, I won it!
Chris, you would never say, this is a Carpenters' Cup.
You'd go for the most organic garland.
I'd go for the fucking Pocari Sweat.
Bottle.
Oh, yes.
What's this?
A Pocari Sweat amongst all the...
Chalices?
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
My wife, I told her, I'm going to Italigala.
And she says, oh, that's the place where the jade washes up on the shore.
Please bring me a stone back.
Oh, you did the other jades.
If the jade just is there all year round, I think it would be
Millions of people would just live on the coast. So if you see a jade, well, we're serving that for my wife
You're gonna be the Nathan Drake of your household Nathan fake
Like Pete you gotta cross this okay, yeah, right behind you. This is it give me the whip
So this looks like in a video game if you step on it, it snaps half way down, and then
you grab it and slam that and you go with that ladder.
Go on Pete, a real man club for that.
A real meat.
A real meat.
A real meat club for that.
So the reason we came here was for this thing behind it.
The abandoned tunnel.
The old Oya Shirazu Tunnel.
That's terrifying.
You might have seen it from things like Gandadan, this is where the tunnel was carved.
What's this for?
There was a train that went through here?
No way!
I used to carry passengers and freight traffic for 53 years
until 1965 when they gave up.
So what?
There you go. Until 1965.
The end of the meeting?
How far can I go then before?
Well, you're on the way to the end.
It looks a bit mouldy, but it goes really far.
That's insane!
look there is lights in here wow how far until the signal cuts out wait that's
scared the actual I mean you could give a huge sex though yeah you could crazy
is there a humans down there no the acoustic is not that good I bet you I
I could go slightly louder.
Yeah, you can.
Ha.
SIX!
That's fun.
That's incredible.
That's my normal stream volume, so I should be alright.
That is.
Oh, dude.
Wow.
Did it clip the mic?
Didn't it clip the mic?
I think no bleeding ears.
Okay.
It goes pretty far though.
Maybe like two kilometers?
Maybe a kilometer.
It's pretty far out.
Today we're going to find Peter's son.
He was left here.
It's a Macy tradition.
I went at the other end and got the crawl through.
Honestly, he probably beat me to the end.
He would beat you.
He's just so fast.
He got all of my wife's athletic genes, thank God, and zero of mine.
But the gaming, I'm hoping that by the age of one he's like playing TFT better than you.
He's like Diamond rank.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm better than that.
Literally a drooling baby can get diamonds.
My son's no drooling baby.
Okay, look at the water, so beautiful.
The greatest gamer.
Emerald green.
Something for a swim.
Look at those waters though.
That's incredible.
I want to go swimming so bad.
You going to go find some jade?
Um...
You want she's up on this beach?
I know.
My wife made that very clear.
Should I go check for her?
Come back on your shield without her.
There will be no jade down there.
What about a green mossy stone?
It could work.
I'll go take a look.
Do I have time to go down there?
See nothing.
Yeah.
This is absolutely terrifying.
Oh, God.
A lot of stairs.
Oh, very steep stairs.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God, this is so steep.
It is exactly for this reason that I so enjoy going out with you guys.
You get all these awesome chaps.
I would have never experienced this.
Dude, walking back up is going to be actually terrifying.
Wow, I remember Paul, first Jade is mine, okay, okay, that's what's a bit tricky, careful,
It's like they're going to pave up on the steps now.
All right, let me set you guys up.
This one looks like a bin.
People were cutting trash.
Oh, we can't.
Oh, Jesus Christ, mate.
It's not slightly perilous.
Alright, see how you've taught me how to do this.
Wow, these sterns are like perfectly shaped.
By the ocean, right?
The tides.
Wow.
That's fisherman-like.
They're like so, like, satisfyingly round.
Silky, silky smooth.
Alright, just don't let that fall forward and snap on the rocks.
Any jade?
Alright, let me take a look.
What's the rule with taking a stone in Japan?
Play a game?
You get a trade?
Find his keepers?
No, first goes to me.
You get a pick.
Yeah, true.
That's why I didn't ever speak.
Most areas of the...
Oh, who did you?
Oh, I can't open it.
This guy's a fisherman out here.
Haku Koko.
Oh, they catch me.
It's a shiny rock.
That is a shiny rock. It's not quite jade.
I feel like it's man's destiny to pick up a rock and chuck it into the ocean.
Yeah, let's do it. That sounds fun.
It's just a simple thing. It's like rolling a boulder down a big hill.
What if I actually want to take Chris to the next one?
That's a fair threat.
Very beautiful.
I could sit here all day for the picnic.
Although it wouldn't be very smooth to sit on.
I could stand here for a few minutes and be back to the van.
How did all these rocks get here?
Because almost they didn't wash off.
too heavy. It's quite interesting the beach because you know you know the rock has like
coin pushers in the arcade. Imagine that but nature's version. These rocks are so heavy
it's quite impressive really. And the beach is sort of quite a sharp drop off because
The scene can't move the rocks right?
Move this to the other coast.
That looks tasty.
Sorry guys. I'd love to taste it. It's hard to get the
wide angle right?
There you go.
No, I do not need you to.
Is that okay?
You guys see alright?
I really thought they might have Jade in them but...
There you go.
How the heck are we going to walk back up?
Look at this.
Oh fuck.
That's pretty steep back up there.
It pulls down the bike isn't it?
Another great thing about...
I thought we had to go where we want to take over from here forever.
To the wizard stick of sorts.
No Jade!
I'm looking.
Pasta boy, find me that jade.
I'm looking for jade.
Particularly nice though.
So smooth and perfect.
Can't you paint it green and give that to you, T?
Good idea, mate.
That's a nice stone.
That is nice. That one's smooth like an egg.
Do you think I could skip this once?
Uh, it's a fisherman.
Do you think I'm gonna throw it so far to my side?
I think you're different.
You feel different.
I don't have a good foot hold.
I just want one skip.
This is freaking heavy though.
Yeah.
See, car mate.
That's something.
You're gonna get close to the water.
It needs to be flat, right?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that didn't do anything.
A real man gets close to the water.
A real man is not me.
A green stone, man.
Uh, there's a green stone?
Kind of.
Okay, wait.
I'm going to make the gray one.
There.
I'm going to make the gray one.
Oh, yeah, I see.
I'm going to make the gray one.
Here?
No.
It's Jade.
No.
Ha!
That does look Jade.
It's gray.
It's gray.
Go that way, man. Beautiful.
Oh, jeez.
Ah, shit.
It'll be kind of fun surfing, though.
Yeah, just way up on the rocks.
This would be the most dangerous beach in the world to surf on.
Fall off and smash your head on the rock.
This is a great rock.
Look at that for you, Keith.
I think that's my lunch. Jade.
Jade salad. I think the ones I saw
on the internet, you have to go to like along the coastline, like where it's a beach.
Well, this is a coastline. I mean a beach coastline where there's sand and sediment.
Not perilous.
This is pretty great though, huh?
Yeah, very beautiful.
That's quite therapeutic seeing the water coming.
That's a bit big one.
Let's give it a big one.
Ah.
Come on.
Very beautiful.
Come on.
Oh, shit.
I was trying to find a jade.
one. Yeah I'll tell my wife that we gave it our best. I found an oddly some
but it just gave me plus one dexterity. Did you trade it for like an
Elden Boss? Is there a missed door at the end of the tunnel? Yeah there might have been more.
What's going on the bike feels not bad. It's slow as far as reference. I know smooth stone.
I went Elden Ring, Silky Silky Smooth which is Dark Souls. Oh really? Yeah you never seen that one?
You see the sound of the rocks is the water. Yeah, so
When the way it's right down off
You know, it's like someone's cut this one open. Oh, you're right. It's like they were looking for like an amethyst
You see the shine on it, that's pretty nice
This one I'm gonna hide so that only mother nature can have it
Right, I'm gonna show you, watch how pinpoint my, I made me feel like this egg-looking gray
rock that's jutting out like a pizza.
Okay.
I, okay, that's, I just missed.
Back to Mother Nature.
Well, back to Mother Nature.
What about this one?
Ah.
No.
You just like rocks, eh?
That's just a clay.
Oh!
Haha!
Haha!
Oh!
God, it's not happy with me.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
That was fun! I liked that!
That one shattered!
Did it really?
Yeah, broke off and do a separate.
Ah!
This is a cute one.
Ugh!
That, wow, that one bounced back.
Bounced on it?
Bounced on it? Great! Oh, it's heavy!
It's a heavy one.
That's fun. Seeing a rock being thrown is just good fun.
Don't call a half plane ski against the wave.
I'm going to go to the first wave.
It's fun.
It's like playing the ultimate, absolute savages.
Oh that one was a nice outstrip.
Oh that one slipped.
It went on to him first.
So here's the one to get a little backspin right?
That one just went towards us.
Oh that was cool.
Let me try one more. Here we go.
You're launching it. He's going to break it open.
Wow. Oh look at that one.
Oh man, did you see that?
That one was doing like 200,000 points in Tony Hawk Pro Skater.
Oh, look at this one.
Oh, there, it's jammed in there.
Oh, OK, well, let's take this smooth one.
Oh, that one broke.
All right, shall we?
All right, that was fun.
That was fun.
Another memory for the moment.
All right, guys, we showed you some awesome rock tossing.
And I showed some real bling by going to the donations.
Shout out.
Oh, wait.
All right, I want to do a Gandalf shout.
That looks fun.
Do you know his other lines?
Run, you fools.
I am the keeper of the sacred flame of the north,
wielder of the ancient fire!
You shall not pass!
There you go, I get all the locals, because I'm a piece of shit.
You know my memory? He knows bull.
Yeah.
No, they're chilling. They're fishermen. They've probably enjoyed the show.
No, I'm...anything for charity.
This is pretty sure he thinks anyone's f**king is a disturbance.
Well, it's once a year I get to break every sound law in Japan.
See you in the very nice chins.
Oh, that's an oddly smooth turn. Look at that one.
Someone must have chased that one. It's very nice.
And now our trek back up begins.
Let's go. Are you ready? Are you ready?
Do you want to go ahead of us or behind us? This thing is harder than I thought to connect.
Yeah. Sure. This will be fun.
By fun, I mean this will not be fun.
There we go.
Oh, good heavens. This was a mistake.
Me embarrassing myself.
This is a mistake.
You're here in a row.
Oh yeah, my life's cut off.
Fuck yeah.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
It's 200 meters.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Test.
I don't know. What's he doing?
He gets...
How are we doing?
For most people these stairs alone are a daily workout.
Well, I think nothing strike.
That's cool, eh?
I think he's worth it.
Yeah, it's a good one, boys.
Um...
I'm reading my tits off.
Where's the stunt helicopter?
The very steep stairs.
Yeah.
Well, I like throwing rocks, so that was nice.
I have to check my crab.
Why do we do it, Charles?
You can always hear him before you see him.
That's a third of the way.
I'm not going to hide you.
These are really steep paths as well.
You look very regal.
As always.
Have my own rye, let's just go.
It's Peter, hey.
Let's see if he's starting his ascent.
It is hard.
Where is that peepo?
Come on, peep.
There it is.
This is not way first.
A man chooses, a man chooses Pete.
If the pool added 84 kilos of pure muscle and sex appeal, it would be different.
But I have to carry this thing up there.
Oh, excuse me.
And you're going to swim with the weight on your back.
I'm carrying mine too.
You know how heavy these cum stem balls are?
This is way higher than the handi-muffin.
That's true.
I'm just a man attached to his stomach at this point.
Have you played Resident Evil 8?
You know the Duke?
Yeah.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
That's beautiful.
I didn't make any contact.
Where's the yellow states?
Probably Baron Harkinham.
I'm Baron Harkinham.
He gets to say it all the time.
You'd rather be Farron Hawkins than the Duke of the Duke.
The Duke sells good wives.
At least we're helpful.
Without him the story might not progress.
Average viewer experience.
You found the what?
Oh yeah, great.
I'll climb there.
Okay, let me try to keep my sexual mones to myself.
Most people are smart and don't do a fucking hike.
long to it's but not us. Sorry.
More? What? I thought it was it. We were done. Much at all?
Chris is bouncing.
birds are perfect scripted cinema okay I thought we were done look at that
okay I'm gonna let them get ahead so I don't keep breathing in Paul's ear
Definitely not as fun in cycling shoes.
Are you ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
That's cool. Look at him.
He looks like he's retired already.
He's slowly becoming Winston Churchill.
You even bought a couple extra for me.
I'll get you another key for reading over there.
This thing's too long.
Yeah, the last time was the Team Rocket.
Was that a second time?
I got this worker installed.
Being in this situation.
Jesus, how's it a year ago?
We even climbed this test.
Anybody got an updated number?
Please tell me we're at six...
Oh yeah.
Please.
Oh yeah, I've been there.
Let's get out of here.
Huh?
I'm sure.
Here.
Okay, it's everything that came in with the other one.
And then we leave the stick for the next place.
Fair thought.
Well, there you don't have to do all you've got to do now.
I'll try.
In only five minutes we'll have some.
No.
What's caught on his heart right now? It's not on screen.
Oh.
Anytime.
What is it?
It's got to be 160.
I'm good.
I'm 30!
I'm 40.
I'm 40.
I'm 40.
I'm 40.
I'm 40.
I'm 40.
I'm 40.
I'm 40.
Yeah, that's probably 160, was it?
Lucky man.
Lucky man.
You going out mate?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
How are you?
Yeah, nice.
Very good.
I want to try that over.
It literally came out of the vending machine completely solid.
Whoa.
That's classic.
I think it's meant to do the same.
I don't think so.
Just a little bit of a smell.
And carefully.
On the camera as much.
That's lovely, isn't it?
Very beautiful.
That's all.
That's all. I'm dead.
I just feel like I'm sitting here all day.
I don't know what it's like.
He's like, the monkeys of 2000s space house is actually like this.
And the fish are not in any shape.
This is hard to do.
We've been here a few generations.
Well, there we go.
What's the body doing?
It's still alive.
Oh, Wonkaidonu, let's go.
Oh, but you're at the top of the hill now.
There's still going.
Another Wonkaidonu.
Whoa, working out here.
OK, wow.
Wonkaidonu, if you go into the cameras, because everyone's just getting out of the set.
Two Wonkaidonus.
So we have DLM, we gave 1k donut, and Daniel gave 1k donut, I think you heard that.
As you can see, they gave the 25, Sean Brandt, the 100 dollars,
Yafty, the 25, Sir Quack, the 25, BMP for the 10,
Happen, Ken Zill, I think the 100 dollar donation,
Anonymous 10, Numbers 200, Cast 10,
Nure, Alessia, 10, Mason H, 100, Daniel again, with a 1000 dollar donation.
So 2 1000 dollar donations, Revenant 100, Sample Souffle,
Mass Mirage, bloopers, strawberry dreams.
Dude, seriously, thank you.
Daniel, what the hell, I'm DLM, thank you.
Crazy.
Sweaty, look at what sweat I've got on me.
Encoded, sweaty boy.
That means you just call me more.
How much for the sweat, boys?
I'll get a towel, how much?
Who wants it?
Negative five.
What does it mean?
It's the burn it.
Yes, sir.
That's good to be sure.
First, how long do we need to stop?
Two minutes.
Other three options.
Seven, eleven, eighteen, ten.
Eight, fourteen, fifteen, fifteen, fifteen, fifteen.
Nine, fifteen, fifteen, fifteen, fifteen.
So we're doing seven, eleven.
And then it's another stretch and lunch.
Seven, eleven, it's kind of in the area around where we were just like,
we're like, so, so we're doing something.
Okay.
I mean, it's all, I mean, you've already done 15, right?
So, more importantly than these kilometers, we're at 6'12", 6'11".
True.
That's what I want to know, because 6'12", nobody eats until 6'20".
I'm just saying.
That's a fair deal.
We can wait and we will put the food out in front of you, salivating.
Chris will be there going, let me add one to the chamber of the wall.
We will just have to shake it.
And then he would actually hate this idea.
I'm fucking gonna eat fucking food, don't deny me.
So, to prevent pull out warfare,
let's get the 620 to be safe now.
All right, you don't wanna see an angry Chris, trust me.
So, I like what we've started.
We started in the 587s, and now we're cresting,
we're mellowing, I showed you guys,
actually I didn't show you anything.
Paul and Connor had the camera to show you guys
This is Vista, the most treacherous path.
I understand the most treacherous thing right now
that you're dealing with is you're like,
do I actually donate or do I save it for the last day?
No, the best time is yesterday.
The second best time is right now.
So just do it, get the wallets out.
You know it's going, that's right, I hear it.
I hear it as either the God Almighty talking to me saying,
you're gonna make this goal.
No, it's definitely TTS, okay, it's Brian.
It was Brian, but I know that when you guys put your collective mind to it, that today
the magical number of 66666 is going to be reached because Mouse promised a walkathon.
We're getting closer to a million.
We're making progress today.
But these guys have big expectations.
They look at what they've done and they're not satisfied.
It's like Chris at a buffet.
He's six plates deep, but he says, I have room for more.
So we need you to do that too.
Right?
very very proud of what we've accomplished but this cyclophan, oh this cyclophan, promises
to be something super special. We can't do it alone. We're gonna need them or we're gonna
need you and this little power circle. There you go. Hi.
What kind of one?
What?
Who's the Michael Mott?
My Mott is such a lisp bag.
Because I like to use the Michael Mott.
I like to use the Michael Mott.
I like to use the Michael Mott.
I like to use the Michael Mott.
Like when you need to turn the door open when pulling on a sheep.
You have to see on the top of it.
I like to use the Michael Mott.
I like to use the Michael Mott.
Don't look at me for support on this one.
You look over and you can pick me up right on my shoulder.
I was like, I've got a bed down, and I watched him from upstairs.
I'm like, oh my goodness, what's going on?
I'm like, oh no, oh no, oh no.
I'm like, I'm almost safe, like, what am I saying?
I'm actually the opposite.
If people are present, I turn on the water to make to hide any sounds I might miss.
I really don't like peeing in a confined space. I feel scared.
So I open the door.
I do like alpha male, but I'll be lying.
He sits down to see us and just spread his fucking thermos.
When we go to like a standing place, he takes up seven different stalls.
He's on two bikes.
We have to hold one arm for our knees. He uses a pee.
I just want to make sure you don't have to pee there.
What can I say?
It's well established.
You've got to invite the bucket of powers.
Don't be funny.
What is this?
Prince Andrew walks in and sees you in the toilet.
I'm very angry.
I was angry.
I was angry.
I was angry.
What party is he going to invite?
You missed the real island party.
I'm never going to invite a bucket of miles.
I don't mean palace.
Prince Andrew's...
I mean, um...
The king.
Lucent, David, 500 dollars a nation.
I don't know.
So I can go
Whoo, that was an intense work out
Why is that my voice?
That's not Michael Caine
It's my Michael Caine
I realized the pool is so much more fun because if I stop moving I still float there
But the earth climbing a mountain
I thought it was stupid.
70 voices.
Every voice fall. Every voice man fall.
So, alright. Oh, you got the protein. The mill.
They had it today.
That's a good one.
Now, should I for fun count your
plus today?
Fun. You should go on the part.
I would like, we should do one day with Jack Cowley.
Yeah, I'll do that tomorrow.
I have a mic.
I trust the scientific master to my heaven.
I'm serious, I've got a calorie... what is that?
I'm not sure if I've got a calorie feed...
You do have a calorie deficit.
I think some days I did.
No.
But the gusty days...
Maybe 1999.
You're a field trip and you forgot to serve lunch.
But like a surplus is so easy to do in an accident.
How many calories do you give us?
I'm gonna say 196.
138.
Yeah, that's fine.
So that's about half an hour of cycling.
500 image hours.
500 image hours.
How much is one?
What else?
That's 180 calories Steve.
360.
That's 150.
I'm gonna have 500.
I don't know how to praise him.
Whoa!
Hold on, 1000 dollar donation from Daniel.
Let's go!
$3,000 from Daniel.
Daniel is a madman.
I've been on five of these adventures. Paul is the only man in the court who is going to lose weight on a cycle dog.
That's because I'm not fed.
That's and you were like, I'll have a banana.
And he's conscious about it and I saw it work.
We're all in surf places.
I already know what I've eaten.
I've had one protein bar.
I'm going to get a gallon.
I think I will not be lecture bar gossips quick.
Wait, hold on.
Who's the Brodenberg?
Yeah, who are you?
I saw that question.
You're the Brodenberg.
Brodenberg.
Second place.
He was into the medical condition.
When I eat, I'm late.
This man has never happened.
He got taken to the hospital.
So I took out my appendix.
I was like, I don't feel good.
I thought I just don't set the alarm.
You can crash right in the bird.
You're going to be great.
I think that the good news is,
in a given day, you're probably
an active coward.
I've worked out with nearly 4,500 cowards today.
We're doing about
six hours a cycle.
One straight day to the wind.
If this is this headwind in here.
I think yesterday, yeah I ate two months.
I went home.
Did I say the day before that I went super?
The days before that I'd be going to a certain episode.
What year was the pizza set?
That was seven pizzas.
That was not a calorie deficit day.
I was not responsible for the seven.
I was not involved in the seven.
That calorie surplus day.
Well, today's going to be a deficit.
Well, I'm going to have a big breakfast like I did.
I'm going to try and break it out over the days.
What's up?
I'm going to take it.
Hold on, hold on.
You're telling me, you're not going to have a big dinner.
I'll only document it.
Don't bring it to that camera.
I know.
Unless it's routine.
We went to Augusta again last night.
And I'd never seen an amount ordered at Augusta
for one team in a day.
And then I put the machine in the bathroom.
What did you get?
Like carbonara.
I got spice chicken, I got the corn pot on, I got fries, I got the steak, the bacon,
the spinach, I got the bacon and the fries, I had real gold, oh yeah, two sides of rice,
two sides of rice, that's like what, 500 a cow or a little bit, that was like 3000,
I've been to college for a bite, the chicken, the grilled chicken thighs are like 700,
It's easy to lose weight in principle and an idea. All you have to do is eat fewer calories than you and it's simple and it sucks but it's hard because if I eat all this I couldn't do the cycle better than it would be.
It was smashing it.
No, I don't think that's a problem.
All we get is the end of one thing.
Well, there's something in fact that matters here on this slide, but that's for sure.
No, no, there's no man.
And in fact, the donations were not...
We're feasting today, because we got $615 already.
$5,000 away from our goal.
Did I say $620 or $625 for much?
I can't remove them now.
It might have been $625.
So let's try to move that up.
We're 10K away from feeding the beast.
So let's see.
C.L., thank you for the $100 donation.
The beast.
This is right here at the $500.
$615 already.
10 o'clock and we get lunch guys, 625, we can put it on the board.
Yes.
I'm ready.
Alright guys, be safe out there, have fun.
I'll wait and shout in the water.
You certainly heard me shouting a cop.
I was shaking with the lorry and you were like,
RRRRGHHH!
RRRRGHHH!
My heart rate went double and it was true.
I was just trying to get your heart rate up to burn more cows.
You're not a politician.
We're going to Atlanta, we're going to Atlanta, and then Arizona, and then we're going to go back to the White House.
Yeah!
I don't think so.
Howard Dean, my goat.
He killed his presidential candidate.
He did.
We're just so insane because in 20s it's like the least offensive.
I didn't even think he'd put a shady problem spell.
We're going to raise a thousand, and then two thousand.
We're going to eat towing hour, and then towing hour.
Yeah!
You're going to point that clip online.
You know why I said Howard Dean's scream.
That's all I need to say.
You're going to try to get the scream that killed the presidential candidate.
Yeah, let's send it boys, walking back.
Alright, go Chris.
Yeah, your lights on.
Oh, of course it.
It's okay, I'm behind you. Yeah, go.
Alright boys, let's get it.
Oh, I'm cold.
I've been standing for too long.
Another tunnel.
SAAAIT!
On the legs.
That is one scary sounding tunnel.
Jesus Christ.
Yep.
A little bit scary.
A little bit scary.
Luckily there are cars behind us.
One car behind us.
Oh, got my lights on so they're all good.
Oh, there's plenty of room.
Oh, thank God.
It's not as dark as it looks on camera, you've got sunglasses on, shall I just show you now?
Lovely.
Pan is the king of building tunnels, my friends.
Oh, that's a scavenger's rumble.
Oh, that rumble terrifies me.
It's like fucking dragons that have skanked about.
Yeah.
GGS is off? Oh, shit.
I wish you luck in your first round.
Oh, he's tabling over.
He's probably over there.
Oh no.
I know.
Fucking.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He's very focused, warringly so.
It's quite impressive. There was a meditative cross with it.
I like it.
I can imagine you doing this.
I could not do this.
I need to check my twins.
Wait, wait, wait, there.
I could not do this.
The other guy gets to stand over there.
Like, the dude back in that one.
He's over there.
Oh, yeah, there's another guy over there.
There's some pedestrians, I believe?
I wonder, should we let him come and skate first or?
Nah.
Yeah, I should just go.
Dude, this is a brutal job, man.
I would not want to do it.
There's must be a long stretch here.
Oh yeah, this is probably quite a long stretch.
You go first.
Oh my God, they're really on a stretch.
Oh my God.
Well, luckily it's all downhill, so we're going to just go fast.
We've waited that long for the first load to come.
We're about to slow a tree on the down quite a lot today.
Oh my God, there's a giant truck coming.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
TFT?
TFT!
TTS is up, chair. It's working, I believe.
Definitely one of the most perous sections of the cycle from.
Yeah.
Alright, it wants the cars to go first, I'm guessing.
Yeah, it wants the cars to go first.
That's nice, we'll give it to the end.
I'm just happy he's letting us go last because that means we don't have to worry about a
car behind us.
I'm also trying to get on the last ride of Disneyland's.
Please let me answer, I don't want to wait another train.
I'll get you a van, guys.
All right, let's go.
Hi, Adam Arthur.
Aura right there, Aura trembling.
trembling the aura was so great. He's the final boss. He holds all the keys.
They're fixing the rails on the side of the road.
Now we can go in the middle.
oh this is nice we could have led the pack
Catch up to them.
Tell them get the van gank.
I found some more money in my Happy Madman.
Hey, thank you.
Holy shit.
Is that a one-page O-No?
Daniel, you madman!
No, that gang is pulling away.
Not out of here.
this is what the hell is going on
Damnit, they won today!
Yeah, me too.
Five people to see anything.
What's up?
Yeah, I mean, they'll do it.
They'll do it.
Yeah, it'll be nice.
Very beautiful. Wow stunning. It's really, really beautiful.
I think all the stuff on my bike which makes me heavier than Chris because whenever I see
he's pedaling and I haven't pedaled for like a minute and I'm catching up to him. So I
So I think I'm heavier than him on his downhills
Oh, this is to bring me to an even one thousand five hundred dollars because I'm my god keep it up boys
Thank you psycho the dirt man
What a great OCD to have.
I have OCD for donating the correct amount of charity.
Live Shums Only.
Oh wow, really?
Six hundred facts.
Yes, Tom.
Our local tourist trap is a screech in.
We make tourists take a shot at bad rum,
say a nonsense phrase, and kiss a dead codfish.
Wow, Newfoundland sounds really good.
I can't wait to kiss the fish.
Something you guys got to figure out.
These are like phones or anything?
They release phones in Newfoundland,
like other used to release phones in the west.
They're like releasing the iPhone 11, call on it, iPhone 1.
It's a nice stretch.
Pretty best out of good distance jump there.
every donation counts track at the stars in
every dinner counts
this time is a little bit for that
don't know what to be on mass models right yet get ready
mass model donal already months
you to vote on your favorite model of masses
us requested it. Is it vain? Probably, but will it get Manipulcharity Horsing?
My husband wants to know if the Rat King will ever cycle with you.
Daydraw? I can ask. I don't think Keele does much cardio there, not to assume, but I need
to check in with him. I don't need to drag him to do some cardio.
Flat?
We are ready.
I don't know, we can check the pink message for the name of the models.
Alright, there you go.
Alright, begin the donation wall in...
Well, give me a countdown, Oz.
Just tell me when it's open, and we'll do 30 minutes.
Oh, look at that!
Look at the weather winds blowing at the tailwind. It's a very rare thing.
Oh, let's start with a nation war, Miles. Let's do it. Let's take it off.
Spongebob and Chris Thrive in Strange Worlds, one under the sea, the other in Japan, confused, awkward, but somehow making it work, smiley face emoji.
Donner Wars starting at 11.35, two minutes.
Whoa, whoa, I never changes.
Let's see if the real oilers are going to come out for this.
Another one of these.
Ah, rough.
Love the weather for the idea.
Incredible job.
Thank you.
It's a kind of, wow.
Thank you, Brick.
Kickery, dickery, dock.
Three mice ran up a clock.
The clock struck one, and the other two got away with minor injuries.
Visiting Newfoundland. Kissed a dead codfish and now I am in love. Is that wrong?
Yes
Wolves
So proud of your growth as a creator. Thank you for the content over the years. Thank you, man. I appreciate that
The war begins!
Which mouse model is the greatest?
Today, we settle the debate once and for all.
Newfoundland facts. We have Phones Monkey Law.
The first wireless signal from Europe with Mark only was received in 1901 in the capital city St. John's.
Oh, hell yeah.
Mouse has spent hundreds for one.
One mouse.
Thousands of dollars.
And it's just going to win.
Lose to a one.
It's quite a long bridge.
Well, at least the wind is with us.
High Connor and Chris, it's so amazing that this community has raised so much money for the IDF.
Keep up the good work boys.
Underworld Goddess.
Worm Mouse.
Grimly Death Role, which need I say more?
Holy shit, Underworld Goddess and Hootie Badooty.
Bro's a sleeper while he appears when he means it.
Goddamn!
Mounts of the cloth, on me.
season two mouse oh good choice good choice good choice let's keep it
Let's go to see how he's talking to Mouse.
Oh, good choice.
Coppercat.
Revenuous slatterness.
Coppercat.
Plushie Mouse says two.
Oh
Oh Tami didn't get the lead off home at a day so that they'd ended with back-to-back games
Oh, yeah, he did just get batted in by W Smith under world goddess
Thanks for the baseball updates your motoring. What's your price for flight? Booty full boys ride on
Okay, just wanted to say thank you for all the work you and Chris have put in and with that Daniel will need to go to sleep
Another one K. Donovan Daniels damn
demon princess
So many donors coming in but which one will be
Victor the worm is the best time mouse model and no one can tell me it is not the most iconic
iconic, community, and poignant models to ever model Adele Adele Adele.
We don't know about that yet.
Cyber Mouse is such a pretty model easily my favorite.
Oh, you're a joker.
What would I say I left the scale?
Oh damn, we was down.
Worm Mouse.
Oh, not again.
One more reject.
Oh, hell.
Oh hell yeah, oh hell yeah, keep those turners coming boys, I want to know which model is
the most greatest mouse model, it is the definitive choice based on monetary amount, we will decide
here and today which model is the greatest, there is no need for any other model and mouse
will be obliged to swap to it right now.
for best. Not that I care or anything, but I'm...
Oh, nice. Hell conquered for now. Oh shit, 620! Let's go, dude!
Oh, my god, it's...
Small Gremlin Queen.
Small Gremlin Queen.
Good choice.
A good vintage.
Pinkrock Mouse Rocks.
Love that outfit.
Ah, yes.
A good choice.
Fine selection.
Thank you.
Welcome to the Candy Mouse for the win.
Oh.
Checking in from Savannah, Georgia tonight.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you.
World Mouse is built.
I'll give a tailwind, it's so nice.
This tailwind is beautiful.
Witch of Twitch.
The Witch of Twitch.
Give a suit, 625 before lunch boys.
Can we do it?
No, I hate that one. Bad choice. Not a good selection.
was going to make a different pick but then Mouse said worm wasn't going to
win so I'm saying worm. Oh wow wow I'm really a frost. One K donation for the
mouse worm. Oh no. Come on. Come on Underworld Goddess. We need to beat this mouse.
The worm.
Holy rump they don't know.
Holy.
That's got to put a worm in that. What the fuck is that tunnel?
Up a giant fucking hill.
Underworld goddesses because it's like I'm mouse Megan evolution from the G-Mond.
True.
Decorum is just super cozy.
Good choice, good choice.
I've spammed that one.
Underworld goddess.
Good choice, good choice.
Worm Mouse will not be beaten.
Worm Mouse is best mouse.
No bicycle and pedestrian.
I'll be in detail.
Uh, tunnel next to it.
Yeah, so we cross over here.
And then you hurt Todd.
You've got to get a set of walking.
Plushie Mouse S2 was the most cursed thing when she threw it back.
Yeah, it is.
It is first cleared into my brain or I can do its vote for it.
No.
It's our time.
Worm Mouse, rise up.
I am Worm FTW.
Decora Gochibi.
I would say Brad Princess but I'll always be partial to the oh gee season 1 2020 model
it's the first one I ever saw Puerto Rican Pugging Mouse
Puerto Rican Pugging Mouse? Oh that's a good model.
Which California loves the scuff here?
Plankton mouse
Hot dog mouse hot the hot dog mouse
What the hell is the big cuts here?
We'll radiate a mouse get corn because mouse loves being cozy with that model your mouse loves that mouse
She's spanned iron mouse hot dog. I should just ask for it
Can I go be cozy that's what she said cyberpunk mouse is the superior mouse
So many to choose from, but haven't seen Underworld Goddess in a hot minute.
Oh wow, damn.
I love Worm Mouse.
Holy shit, $1,500 donation from Neverending Food.
Putting Copper Cat version goes so hard.
Worm Mouse, let's go.
Oh no.
We all love Mouse when she is a worm, so she would love you as if we were worms.
And someday, she will be able to do the worm like Scotty Too Hotty.
Hot dog mouse, you look very nice.
Hot dog mouse, if you cycle without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.
Worm mouse, in fact I love her mostly as a worm, worm gang.
People love the worm, oh my lord, can't be the worm that way, I don't want the worm to win.
I want something else to win.
I was something else to him come on guys come on I'm so torn and I'm sorry
mousy but it's worm all day shout out all models shout out Puerto Rico
shout out Panjia and yeah shut up and yeah house of the cloth elegant got a
clearly to fashion gang rise up true yokai hunter was got it oh you can only
use generally underused true
yeah pizza always dang dang check
It is too old to cycle all this.
So I've already voted for Underworld Goddess, but I also have a special place for her Season
2 model, so this is for Mouse Season 2.
Oh, you can vote both.
Nelson, you can't.
Nice little cycle lane.
He's going in a tunnel on a day.
Rare vote for Nersard fit mouse, but hidden gem to be sure.
Hidden gem?
Wanderland reject.
Oh, good one, good one.
Keep it going, boys.
Keep it going.
Skaft mouse, my girlfriend and I are visiting Japan for the first time, any
Tokyo food recommendations. It's your first time. Do all the tourist things, enjoy it.
They don't put each one. There you go. Oh yeah, yeah, that ramen place in Aki-bora-bashi.
Yeah, yeah, this has got really good videos. This tailwind is making it so easy.
As much as I enjoy watching the plushy mouse annoy monkey with the tweaking, it's the
gremlin decorers' freaky neck that gets this 50.
We have a tail end of the chest, and you're pedaling, it's like the air is almost still.
Normally you'd feel it against you, like somewhat, if there's no wind.
But this is beautiful.
We deserve this.
Well, we have rain tomorrow, so we're going to...
It's rain tomorrow, but we have a tailwind, it says.
I don't know if that's true though.
One vote for the push-moss.
Oh, it's both.
15 minutes remaining on the list.
Oh, yes, you can go both.
Which one do you want to do?
Yeah, this is a nice food, too.
15 minutes remaining on the war chat.
What's the current standings?
I love some booty.
It's famous for it.
I don't know if it's in season though.
World mouse. Reminds me of her fallout New Vegas run which was very enjoyable.
I gotta play that game too. Gotta play stalkers first.
Oh yeah.
Number one one mouse $3,300.
Wow.
Number two underworld goddess $1,300.
Oh God.
Number three decor a $176.
Okay.
Number four plushie mouse S2 $135.
Number five witcher twitch $125.
Okay.
Underworld friends, you gotta step up.
You gotta step up. We got some time left.
Can we please give the underworld instead of the math?
Warm?
The warm one is so overused.
You like the warm one?
Cycle, cycle, cycle, monkey, monkey, monkey.
Racing princess, it has great personality.
Come on.
Great personality.
Get coral.
I gotta figure out how to donate while cycling, dude.
I gotta figure this out.
I gotta help the Demon Princess win.
This is bullshit.
This is bullshit!
I don't want the one you win.
I'm Dora for Laws.
Oh nice, nice.
Welcome raiders, I don't know who raiders are.
Mouse of the cloth is my favourite.
Got thick lillita for the win.
True, it's a good one.
Keep it going, boys.
Keep it going.
I think you're ready.
I'm sure you're ready, but thank you.
I'll have a check right now.
There's some cycling, but thank you.
I appreciate it.
Conor the monkey cycles uphill like a champ,
then hits the tunnel and forgets he's not actually supposed
to start swinging from the ceiling, cyclist emoji, monkey emoji, one that is special
place in my heart is demon Christmas mouse. Underworld Goddess.
Underworld Goddess, yes sir. That zoo to live Gremlin one with the pew pew from when
and she was explaining Wang Vivian's to Michi.
Also, left stomach.
Left stomach, cameo, car, auto.
What?
What does that mean?
You're nearly close to 65.
Oh, it's just genuinely perfect cycling weather conditions, so here's...
Don't stop me now, I know it's such a good time.
Oh, so nice.
This is so good, dude.
Oh, beautiful day.
Oh, it's so nice.
Feels like you deserve this.
To say you guys are awesome. Thank you. I spit out my snacks laughing when you guys tried to row row row your boats
Christmas is so thick when he cycles up hill the hill starts reconsidering its life choices
Cyclist emoji smiley face emoji
Who?
I don't know about you, but boneless mouse is a five.
Boneless... boneless mouse.
Hey!
Six to five!
Six to five, boys.
Let's go!
Hell yeah, man.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
hell yeah man beautiful day, beautiful day to hit 625 fellas I think
little fog statue there still
Number one the purple one with the British accent number two angel form mouse
Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna say surely
For how
The Japanese Alps right there, obviously not as big as the Alps, but still very striking
and imposing on the left.
And around those Alps is where we did RV trip number three, yeah three or four.
Very beautiful.
That's four.
Or is it four?
No, three, three.
As someone recently diagnosed with autoimmune conditions, thank you guys.
Any Hokkaido bucket list recommendations?
Supermod mod card.
Thank you Connor and Chris for continuing your annual cycleathon.
Good night from Minnesota.
And Lake Toyo Hill Farm.
Another sweet one.
Put in Mousy.
It's best gelato you might find in my opinion.
And it's got a killer view of Maniote.
If you're lucky.
three times I've gone recently,
that's like three times I've gone.
Did not get a view.
Lake Toyahill Farm, the ice cream shop
where you can get a view of Mount Yote.
And they've got exceptional ice cream.
Come get the corn mid-ride, it's your doctor.
He answers, yes sir.
You've been diagnosed with too much buttered chicken.
Please pedal responsibly.
I think about the day one or the day two of the slat, it feels like three years ago.
It does feel very long ago.
It's good they're doing the same thing.
At my age, time goes really fast.
I feel like I'm strapped to a conveyor belt going in through the...
Yeah, we used to go very fast normally.
You break up the schedule by doing something painful like this.
Every day.
I dropped 3R number 308 Fanny, number 2 Coppercat, number 1 Wonderland, reject Ironmouse, love CD-Orgdonate.
Thank you.
Favorite model? You mean she doesn't commission a new one for every screen?
Fuck.
Ribbed tires.
What a beautiful industrial-looking building.
That's like, hey, I don't get a model of this stream.
So I'm guessing we're getting into our next town now, really.
Well, it looks like we're at the Newzand.
Newzand town.
It's officially a watermelon.
So I'm guessing they're going to go to Watermelon's here.
That'd be nice.
Love a good watermelon.
Keir Water from New Zealand. Watching the stream while I give plasma for the first time. Thanks for all you do, loads. Be safe.
What? You're going straight?
Alright.
Okay.
Phew!
I played a pitch of a watermelon for this town.
Oh really?
That's the first walking hour, that's good.
It's 12 o'clock.
Lunchtime?
Not quite.
What percentage of distance are we done today, Shat?
How much chuck would a chuck wood
if a chuck wood could wood chuck?
Final five minutes of war, get those doughnuts in.
Put those doughnuts in, 52%.
I don't know about you, but my fate
I'm the best Iron Mouse model.
Mouse, the world.
Beach, beach, mouse.
It's winning by a lot.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
We're in a bit of a strong tailwind.
It's quite, quite a... oh, oh, oh.
Just get in the middle of the road.
Your balance is a joke.
Wobbly arse.
Alright, let's have a nice leisurely cycle then shall we?
So these kind of towns and the towns you would just never really stop at normally, you know,
you would just drive through it on the highway, which normally is a bit more inland, so you
wouldn't really come through towns like this, that's why the cyclophone's quite fun.
It's cool to see what sort of small towns they get up to.
Seems like the wall is about wrapped up.
The worm was too powerful. God damn it, the worm one.
Can't believe it.
I'm not surprised there. The worm fans are plentiful and too powerful.
All right, let's keep handling boys.
Just gotta keep handling them.
another cake
Oh
I'm not sure what to do.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
How far?
What?
Oh wow, really?
One kilometer till our bridge.
And I'll get steep here again.
What do you know is a joyous occasion?
Worm Mouse, let's go. L underscore L underscore.
Yeah, the Worm Mouse probably won. Nobody can beat it unless somebody does the last second of the night.
Right? Now? Okay, normal.
Will they?
Oh, my butt is done hurt.
The roses on which of twitch are so beautiful.
True.
Okay.
Of course.
Okay.
Solid.
Okay, not bad.
Not a bad result.
Congrats Worm.
Congrats Worm enjoys.
New one. Democracy has failed because the thing that I wanted to win didn't win.
I should have rigged it. I should have made all the donations to worm half powerful.
Very nice.
I have time to decide our lunch for the day now.
I forgot where to get for lunch.
Look at that blank check.
Is that a 625?
That's right baby, update it, update it baby back.
Six to five.
That's for done.
Sir.
What's up Mr Ian?
I'll show you the original lunch place.
Okay.
Original.
Yeah, we could cycle for the next one, probably not too far, actually, at this time.
It's close to here, the...
Okay.
So that's Gusto, Gusto.
She's so fun, because she don't...
We've found Gusto for the rest of the cycle.
Really?
Gusto!
He's riding my stuff.
Gusto, it is!
Oh, it's her.
It's her.
It's her.
I don't even know how much stuff.
That's how it is.
So 625 pounds on the board.
Majestic. Majestic.
Look at that number.
And it's not even its final form.
Not even for today.
What are we hitting today?
666,000.
For what reason?
Well, it's two.
One, because we're fucking awesome
Everyone's gonna raise a lot of money for the new efficiency foundation kind of a gimmie
I guess second one is that we get to do a mouse walk-in top to Tokyo. That's what she said
So why would you deny mouse and at six?
And the other thing is
He would play starter Valley with what I don't know. He's gonna cost a lot more. It's gonna cost a lot more
What about oh, you know what I have one for us
It's for 750. It's a big one though, but I have to clear it with you. You ready?
Today's 750. No, that's impossible. I'm impossible. 750,000.
Double top of the joystick. There you go. Oh, sweet. You don't know that?
I knew it. I uh... 750,000. You and I. Halo Trilogy Legendary.
I'm in your gaming basement. Okay. Yeah, let's do it. Let's see a LAN party
You guys don't want to see a halo chillage on legendary. That'd be pretty sick
Fucking hell
He said
So that's what he said he goes this game is so fucking boring give me the rocket
So I have to buy some DLC codes that he has it
He has a ton of fun for 72 seconds
it's boring if you're too powerful.
Well what do you want?
Ah that's a great one. There you go.
So Resident Evil 4 is a million dollars with Chris.
750,000 Halo trilogy. You're saying you don't want that?
I'm down. I'm down dude. I'm down for that.
Then make this number go up like my quarter's all spiking watching in Placassavania.
Okay.
We gotta get Daniel on that board too.
There's names.
Uh, well, it's send Pete the names in discord or something.
I'm gonna film that out of lunch, is that okay?
Yeah, it's fine.
We'll see you at lunch.
We'll see you at lunch.
Daniel Daytan, that's what I'm gonna call him.
Daytan Daniel.
Daytan Daniel.
All right, we'll see you guys at lunch.
Oh my god.
You're leaving already?
I was having fun with you guys.
Lunch!
Lunch!
But it was fun!
Can you speak English?
All right.
Have a good afternoon.
I don't know what's wrong with him.
That was sad, I was enjoying it.
Alright, have this chat.
Is it all good?
Bye guys!
Bye!
Hopefully it's good.
Oh god. 100%? You're having a fucking giggle, mate. You're having a right fucking giggle.
Oh, it's like the past McDonald's is a war crime, that's just smells so good, should
be illegal.
Why doesn't it smell so good, bro, people in cars can't even smell it.
Have you ever heard of Final Fantasy Origins, Stranger of Paradise?
It's basically like if Neo and Metal Gear Evengeance had a baby in the best way.
Oh wow.
No, I've never heard of that.
But like those games that you never hear about in like a log series, it's always got like,
it's like, it's got this really awesome mechanic that's really cool, but for some reason they
added a compulsory fart mechanic where every 20 minutes you have to spend eating beans
so far.
It was the 90s.
Every game that you haven't heard about that's in a popular series, they always have a really
cool idea and then there's weird-ass mechanics that make everyone hate it.
No, don't go back to church.
Stay here.
You thought I couldn't do it.
You thought wrong.
I'm the best butt spinner in the world.
Champion butt spinner.
What the hell does that mean?
Don't know.
Oh, my ass.
Oh.
Oh.
Look at the fucking fish.
Oh.
Oh.
I love that fucking guy. Hope he's okay. They're eating though, isn't they?
Oh, bumpy roads.
Oh, shit.
Is it?
Sure.
Is it?
Oh, that looks nice.
I know, let's just get out of the way.
First trip to Japan nearly got lost on a moss-covered road in northern rural Hamamatsu, said to Spouse.
I know a spirited away track when I see one sure well I want to show it out
Everyone just showed up what happened to that wall I'm there
First time being able to donate more than $10 started watching me since I started this school
I'm now in the last street. Oh shit, congrats.
Wow, a pile of rubble.
Chris will eat one stone for every donation we get for lunch.
Wow, everyone just showed us. What the fuck?
I guess we're going to be here and probably best we can get through inside for the kids.
Yeah. How many people?
Go rock-a-man, eh?
Six, yeah, six.
Holy shit, everyone just showed up.
I've got to take my helmet off.
Full of your listing.
I think he's going as fast as he legally can.
It looks like a big spot.
Four vehicles arrived in 30 seconds.
Is he nervous?
Yeah, he's taken care of it.
Must be good.
That's a bit of a black robin.
Was that the other option?
You can have that tonight if you want.
OK.
All right, let's get some lunch.
Strong cough from a strong man.
You're sure we just ask?
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
You sure?
Yeah.
Oh, no, he's getting the beat there.
I don't even need just two of you in shotting.
Sorry, you can't get all three.
Uh, we can get all three, no?
Okay, here.
So you don't want to be on shot?
I just want to send you off.
It is kind of essential.
Because that's the funniest part of today, it's like...
Here's that beat.
I'm sure we could probably put a chair there if she wanted to be an issue.
Yeah, that's fine.
Well, I mean, all you ever get, I mean, they have a problem with it, they'll tell them.
I'll try it.
I'll try it.
I'll try it.
I'll put a little bag on the chair as well.
Oh my.
Hello.
Let's see if they can sit there.
What is the L last one?
There are lots of them. Alright.
are we still on man?
these guys are suffering today
it's just so not inconspicuous
If she comes over and goes, what's this, she could explain.
So this is the Higawari lunch.
So for counting circuits, the kind I gave might do some damage.
Well, you did a great job so far, so enjoy.
I'm not actually particularly hungry, but I will take a look.
Oh, I'm a nice...
Thank you for the $300 donation, man.
I said I was thinking of the $100 donation.
$260.
What are we looking at?
Oh!
Isn't that there?
Oh, I'm going to see if they've got...
What was that?
I thought it was honey cream croquette, but it's not, it's cocky fried.
Cocky fried.
I mean you probably want to order from this bit, this is the luggage set.
Well I want to take a look at this then.
And my man.
I think I'm not going to eat.
I think I'm good.
I don't have luck yet.
Take a look, boss.
This is, man, I love going to these provincial, like, Washington places.
It really does feel like stepping into part of the, oh, never mind, there's a robot delivering
out there.
Christmas car again. I mean I wouldn't say no.
Oh there's got a robot that's going to crash to our chair.
See? I'm all questions about just our senses.
A bit of design to stop here.
What are you doing?
What's with people?
It's a gusto robot.
Wait, turn cam?
It's a robot that really never ran out of mail.
Yeah, I was kind of surprised that this place had X.
I just said, what a old fashioned place.
I guess they're really easy to map out the floor.
So any issues on the road today besides us running you over
and shouting at you and scaring you?
Oh, really?
So far so good.
Just deciding lunch is the hard part.
That's going to be the cut out I'll get to shortly, shortly.
Yeah, that's huge.
Oh, that's huge.
What about that?
What the hell about that boy?
Why would I want to just beat flies playing and nothing else?
It's a Japanese culture, to share the culture with the world.
You really get it now in certain cultures.
It's Karage exclusive.
This is going to go for the shoryaki.
Shoryaki, so it's good.
Yeah, I'm going to go for the shoryaki.
Do you have coffee? Do you want some coffee?
Ah, coffee, yeah. Ice coffee, they have.
Some of them is lemon squash cream, say, ah, Calpis.
Have you found a healthy option yet?
He doesn't have a healthy option.
He doesn't really have healthy drinks.
Water, coffee, tea.
Those are all healthy.
They don't go over the feed.
Ah, tea does. Tea would be great.
I'm going to grab...
I'm watching Pete's video and Paul's.
Pete's video and Paul's.
Paul's videos live.
Chris Chungus.
Chris Chungus, my go.
I'm gonna get some tofu I wonder if they have a I can't read the menu that's
the congee for tofu okay that's Robin
we go on today come to us
Sauby's coffee, that's so cool. Sauby's coffee.
I'm not making it. I'm waking up.
I'm waking up.
I'm gonna have a good day when you reach $650,000.
I'm sorry.
We're trying to play Halo.
Oh dude, imagine.
We better reach here, we gotta reach here.
I feel like we gotta do a land set up at your place.
You want two PCs next to each other?
Yeah.
Yeah, because the screen doesn't stream very well.
And I don't want to be online talking to you, I want to be like old-school halo.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Can I buy two Xboxes and...
Ah, then, Katsu's...
Katsu's?
Yes, sorry.
No, no, sorry.
Well, and hot coffee.
Ah, blend coffee.
Is it okay for you?
It's okay.
You can choose the bowl.
You can choose the bowl.
It's okay.
It's okay.
After you guys lecture me on my caloric intake, I'm keeping it down.
I want to work out how many calories I've had today.
You make up these fantasy worlds where calories don't exist.
I'm a bit like Steve Jobs, I've got like a...
You're like dying, you're like dying, and you're like, how should you fix me?
Reservoirs will get rid of the cancer.
He was like, oh, eat carrots.
And they were like, we can remove it.
And he was like, no, carrots.
And they were like, OK, you know, spread your funds.
Yep.
We probably went to the School of Nutrition and Press,
like our guards.
Karaage.
The one in the karaoke will kill the bacteria.
He'll inflate.
You can see it easier in your extras.
As far as I have to, that energy jelly contains two.
That's about 360 kilograms.
I'll get us some water.
Oh, I'll get it.
I'll get you.
360 calories.
Then I had an oikos vanilla.
Okay.
No.
It's getting waterbaked.
Yeah.
And I also had an oikos strawberry breakfast.
That's about 110 calories at the moment.
I always round out if you're on.
Round out.
You should always round out.
Then you'll be pleasantly surprised.
And then I had the burrito.
about that, 300, I read it on the screen, exactly 300, yeah it was 295, 295, last round, and
Aquarius, that's 100 calories long, not 150, yes 30 calories per 100 million for sure,
You could be quite a surrogate, sincerely.
Oh yeah, it's very kind of smart.
Big, smart, and not hard at all.
Yeah, I've got it.
The question is, was it the double cheese and ham?
Double ham and cheese?
That was, wait, that was the only thing I knew.
It's 330, 330, 370.
Awesome.
Oh, no, he's cheating.
I know that one, because it's good.
Tastes great.
I'm going to breach up to 340.
50.
350.
350.
OK.
Now you're getting fried chicken.
All right, so now we'll do the maths.
You know you should wear my watch for one of the legs just so you can because you can track outdoor cycling
I've had 958 calories, and that's my breakfast.
So the average man is 2,000, though.
An average man's not sight-seeing.
No, no, no, you can't move it like that.
That's not how that works.
Is this week?
Yes, it is.
Recently, my breakfast has been a banana and a black coffee.
OK, let's look.
We can't.
Let's pull the cycle out.
OK, OK, here's what we've got to look at.
We can't look at it as day-to-day.
We've got to look at, let's say, a week at a time, right?
So if you have one good day, that can be offset by one bad day.
I don't mind.
Come on, kid.
I don't mind.
I don't mind.
I don't mind.
I don't mind.
Of course.
So, if you had 900 calories, so you need to be at...
But 958 calories, down.
It's like when you were losing, probably like, 3,000.
How much did you cycle today?
30.
Ah, that's 14.
Ask Brock, how many calories you lose at 20 calories a day?
How many calories?
We suck up the mountain first.
Just suck up the first one.
How can I hike down the mountain?
What hike up the mountain?
OK, OK, let's do that a little bit.
How many calories?
I give you about 20 calories.
Did I burn cycling two hours?
I just said kilometers.
Two hours at 40 kilometers distance.
This is like when your tinder provides.
When I weigh 87 kilograms, is that my tofu?
Is that my tofu?
I think this might be my tofu.
Oh yeah, that looks pretty good.
Thank you, robot.
What's the answer, sir?
So it says, straight calorie burn, 1,200 to 1,400 calories.
But we've also gone up a hill, a mountain, and hiked up a mountain, so let's call it
1500 calories.
What?
We go down the mountain.
You added 300 calories at the beach?
It says 1,400 calories.
Okay, so 1500.
But also, my legs are like pure muscle.
I feel like the mental gymnastics is a calculator, this is already getting out of hand.
You are like taking the list of generous interpretation of everything.
Again, breakfast was going 158 calories, and I've burned 1500 calories, so that's a calorie deficit.
Let's go fuck yourself.
Let's fuck it.
Fuck it.
So, calorie deficit.
They are separate.
All right, here's the thing to look at.
Let's look at the full day.
Basically, if you really wanted to, like, if you really wanted to, that's too good,
Nah, man, it's a tell-and-run.
Do you really want to lose a bunch of weight?
540 calories per second in the morning of late.
What can I do in the afternoon?
More.
OK, but now let's factor in the five-chip that's about to happen.
Let's see the math now.
Oh, boy, this is going to be brilliant.
Because you're factoring just the breakfast, is not.
You know, you've still got like three hours to factor in.
Yeah, yeah.
That burns off lunch.
OK.
Oh, yeah.
And then recovery of degradation of muscle.
My loss was that I burned these calories in my sleep because they're 80, so much.
This is not resistance workouts, it's resistance.
I think the only resistance you have is to the truth.
This is the biggest workout of your life.
This isn't a used workout.
The mental gymnastics.
So even if I'm at a slight salary surplus,
I'm sure that's better to complete the cycle having gained like a kilogram of weight
to eat a kilogram less and pass out all of the day.
Yes, if the difference is die on the cycle or gain weight.
I do believe there's a middle ground in Subway.
There has to be a middle ground.
The day when I, on day three or four, when I didn't eat that much,
I nearly collapsed on the bike.
I was like, you gave me some gamers up.
It was like cracked OK.
Well, that's why it was great.
20 minutes, I was like, unstoppable.
And then like the crash came out, and I had no calories.
Here's a crazy thing to consider, right?
Let's say you're exercising, let's say you bicycle 40 kilometers a day, and you still
only eat 16 to 18 calories, that's how you lose weight, because you're not only in a
deficit.
Even in your muscles, arm and hair are going to go down.
They're fine.
There's way to get a lot of protein, get your macros, there's other ways, like if you swim
a bunch.
There's no way.
I feel like you're just blinding yourself to reality.
That's the name of the next question.
I think that's the thing with this thing, coping the broad delusional the entire time.
Someone in the chat must be smart.
Ask chat, ask chat, because they are a wealth of people.
Pete and Seadog are coming across as bell-ends right now, isn't it great?
Well, because I'm trying to help you.
You're trying to be honest.
Because you're really making me...
You're just, you're just...
Okay, ignoring the cat.
Chris is just a real eater.
Look, I am fat.
Chastity-minded.
I am fat.
Chris wants to be fat.
I am fat.
I want to eat.
I am not fat.
Future Chris would look for it. Future Chris would want a complete cycle alive and slightly overweight.
Underweight and dead.
You're talking to a man who's like Ian and I are the fat idiots who've been fighting this for ten years.
We know the pitfalls.
Yeah, I think this happened last year. I remember we had this calorie argument.
I'm not counting calories. Whatever I want.
But I'm under no illusions that I think I'm losing weight.
I don't think I'm losing weight.
You're like, I don't know.
I don't know.
The first whole discussion started because you were like,
I'm in a calorie deficit.
Which is that on my downfall.
I think some days I have.
Some days, sure.
Yes, they know.
They before know.
They before maybe.
And if you're asking my opinion, I like a happy Chris.
If that means you want to eat and bite, eat and bite.
I don't care.
Monsters aren't my chance.
Oh my god.
I want to live in a world where people just tell me
what I want to hear.
This is what you want.
So tell me I'm right, dude.
You're right.
But I don't think it matters.
You don't become a Sunday Times best seller.
That may be a delusional psychopath.
That is true.
I've always given you an immense credit,
is that if you set your mind to something,
somehow, no matter what the odds are,
it will eventually get done.
Delusion adds 10 kilograms.
It's tricky. It's lean.
It's so much fat.
Okay, I'm not okay.
Okay, yes, you're right, Chris.
How about this, tomorrow wear my watch.
How about that?
We're about the same way.
So wear this tomorrow.
And when you're on the bike,
I bet you it'll be a lot of calories.
You're probably right.
And then I'll do the calorie tracker for you.
You're good.
I'm not sure if I'm doing it right.
you're gay. Rage pay, this is rage pay. He's rage paying out. I feel like turning, it's
a classic Chris tactic, turn his friends against us and he becomes the other true warrior.
How could these men betray us? What's the Mark Twain card if you argue with an idiot?
I'd find that. Did you see this one? Mark is the realest one since he's shoppin'
even Kariaga chicken. Maybe you'll just quote, just quote. Someone's
the quote when you argue that I do it but mine is the thing on the side of my
metabolism it's like that okay I think it's like it's like it's like
shoving food in the scenery
my domain expansion kicks in it's what I'm talking about
you'll eat food and then you'll feel hungry minutes later yeah don't argue
that he'll bring you down to his level and beat you with experience
that is my life story I feel like I can't say until I live with the same
My domain expansion will kick in, where all the cargo disappears in calories.
My next point is going to be on how to lose weight in Japan.
No, no, wait.
Because someone needs to not be eating when we're in Japan.
We're going to shovel first.
Okay.
I'll have a sensible tofu.
Look, I think it doesn't matter as long as you're happy.
Are you happy?
No, I'm not eating.
Okay, well then, this is the problem.
This is where we have to...
Well, if I don't eat enough, I'll just collapse.
Okay, okay, no, I hear you, I hear you, we hear you.
I think it's...
In the month before the cycle, I lost a lot of weight.
I was pretty sharp.
And then on this, I looked like Mr. Blobby,
because I'm eating so much.
Well, the problem is, you know, I think all my problems will have to be solved.
We get in this mindset that I can fix that in a month for the weekend.
Like, you need to fix it in a month for the good month.
Salad.
And of course, for the good month.
It's a lot harder than that month.
Salad, tofu, seaweed.
That's great.
Fantastic.
Dressing in deep-fried buns.
You're part of the problem, mate.
You're part of the problem.
Checking your job's fast, Chris.
And here, do you want to know the real ugly truth, mate?
Oh, shit. Okay, I was going to say, but they put my name first?
Here's the worst part. As you get older, even making the sacrifices don't work anymore.
That's the worst. I've been healthier than I have been in like a decade. It hasn't happened quickly.
I feel a lot better. It does. And you feel clear.
Stay young forever.
Yeah, I mean the diversity of realisation is that I can't fix a horrible month by fasting for a week using vegetables.
The whole month I have to be on top of it.
This is amazing.
This food is amazing, yeah.
Is it sugar?
Bully chrysothon please.
It can be done.
It makes it easy.
This is...
This says things.
And you know what? I start to believe it.
My philosophy is do what you want, eat what you want, then die.
Happily ever after that's a good philosophy. Actually, I actually gonna I can respect that
But I know I'm 36 the week I'm taking my health more seriously
Well, I'm not doing a few weeks I do eat I've changed my diet a lot
Very good chance
I've
I reached the point where I really wasn't eating much before the cycle on me, I was like...
Well, think about this.
My stomach got shrunk exponentially.
You're already doing the hard part with the exercise.
You're capable of doing all of the challenging exercises.
So the doc's the easy part.
You just got to find things.
Stir sweets, eat fruit.
You get the same sugar up.
I find eat two bananas in the morning and it'll be stuffed for a long time.
Um, there you go.
That's my prayer, that's my prayer.
You need to do the manners in the morning and you'll be stuffed for a long time.
I think I was in Planet of the Apes where they said that.
That is quite the knowledge.
That's really good. How's your crotch?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Is your order that?
Yeah.
Mmm.
It's good.
Oh.
Takoyaki?
Yeah.
Do I take the bill as well?
I wish.
Really?
Okay.
That makes him fresh.
Let's give him a shot.
Let's have him talk more.
Yeah.
That was so great.
I might be doing that.
Ah!
Brilliant.
That was great.
That was great.
There's just going to be more than a real nice jacky-acky
without crust just done.
Dude, that's like a gambah.
Not a real man.
What went to some place where they put
sriracha or some sort of super hot sauce in one of the 10?
You good?
Oh.
Look at that crispy outer edge.
It looks OK.
It is not.
Yep.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Haven't you done an Iron Man as well?
Who?
Nah, I was talking to myself.
I'll say it first.
Yeah.
Iron Man?
Didn't you do, like, some weird...
You got that in Iron Man.
What was the thing that you did where you ran up the hill and carried all the...
Spartan race, Spartan race.
Spartan race.
It was?
The Lugatha one.
The Rotten Mountain Lugatha.
Ah, I can understand the words you said, Cookie Monster.
It's the character Michael just filed watches.
Wait, what?
It was in the mountains of Negatta.
Oh, it's over here?
Yeah.
You have to run up a mountain.
And I was like, I'm the camera goer,
and I sprinted for five minutes
and I was physically sick.
Oh, yeah, I cannot do that.
Who's the cameraman, Paul?
I think it was Paul and Marcus,
but I did also film myself in Negatta.
I had to sit down.
I was really close to being sick.
I managed to hold him.
And I sat there for five minutes and I carried on and that was extremely difficult. I don't know how I did it
And it was like 40 degrees
Mega hot you get you have to like keep throwing balls of water over yourself
I did a lot of the cycle the cheap ones a lot easier
I did a strapped cyclothon number one and I was sort of quite fit after that. Didn't you did the chest box?
I heard the chest box
Well, no, then I did the amethyst on
This year so I did like this every month I did this really cool physical challenge
It's like 4550 miles
And you've done the county four and a half cyclotops, so you have the
I think we'll never come to common ground on calories it is it is life's biggest debate
Why don't you come swimming with me? No, that'll be fun
I was swimming every week you welcome a joint. Yeah, come on. I'm trying to change the track on I
Think I'm swimming down
How many meters is it?
1500 meters.
I'm good.
Here's the thing, I'm not on my bike.
You will be boy.
When you're sitting in the van all day, the calories just sit there. You can't do anything.
This was delicious though.
It was just enough.
I'm not going to cry out in a while.
What was the, um, was there any major debates during the Rob three days that ever came up?
Nope.
We didn't.
Oh.
Shoveling food in our mouth.
He is a legend in that regard as well.
It's impressive.
That's right.
I was in awe.
I should have been honestly mosaic on the, it was like, you just, you need to blur that
It's impressive. I mean, I didn't even know you read a little, JoJo, but it's obvious to me that I was on a list.
I don't even know yet.
He is the voracious...
He's the edamame champion of Tokyo, top three.
So, right now...
Well...
No, I do not hear about that.
So, you're the 25-dollar nation, how do you...
We're at six hundred and twenty six thousand dollars. That's crazy. No, yeah six twenty six and that means that if we can get to
You know, I was telling this in the van
Do you guys ever get sad the viewers as well when you it's like
17 kilometers to go on the day I get melancholy. I get sad that the day is almost over before it's over
I don't want it to end
Some days. I'm sad that it's raining and that's what I wanted to keep going
That's why I really don't want us to keep going when it's right there.
That's why I want it to stop.
I get so depressed when that starts.
I'm like, oh man, I don't want the data to continue.
I just keep going.
Well, maybe we should switch roles.
See, then I want the data to stop at noon.
I can't cycle.
You guys have some sort of inner strength that I like.
This is wild. This is wild.
This is very delicious.
I mean, this was actually awesome for what it's worth.
It's sad that I could eat double this.
I think we can... what now?
There's takoyaki right there.
It's okay. I'm not really a big takoyaki fan.
Me either. I just...
It's a lot of batter, which is awesome.
I'm eating about one square of octopus.
But...
I'm not sure I can go for it.
What I can go for is, before we leave this table,
Dare I say it, 628, I'm just gonna throw it out there.
Like it would make me feel better getting back on the bikes
if we had a couple hundred more dollars coming in.
You know, if we can match my calorie intake today,
that would be great.
How many calories do you think this is?
Oh, I honestly, I feel bad bringing it up again.
I don't really care, cause I don't like it.
Chat turns into like 15,000 fitness experts
when calories are brought up.
I think they did.
Yeah, they should have actually been like crazy.
like we know everything all right 1200 Calvars
I'd say 12. That's a lot of budget. Let's speak in 70. 1200. Including the
Takoyaki and the Calvars? Yes 1200.
It's not reasonable.
So.
Easy, that's not what's wrong with it.
We'll see, we'll see.
You can wear my watch tomorrow.
It'll be a good litmus test.
And then the chatters can all unite.
And if you have a disagreement with any of us,
donate money.
Tell us with your wallet.
Say, I.
Leave Chris alone if I'm not.
Buddy, he keeps ringing it out.
Yeah, he is.
What do you mean, leave Chris alone?
What the hell?
what kind of social interaction do you have with your life?
Being bullied back in school.
That's crazy.
You need things to leave.
You're so vulnerable and you're right the fuck are you talking about?
It makes you feel any better.
The minute I showed up he said, where's my back?
So I'm being bullied.
We all have to suffer our plights.
Yeah, but it's fun to talk fitness.
Fitness is fun.
Working out is fun.
Yeah.
Cycle-thumb's fun.
It's like when um what's like when you know we're talking about like inexperiencing we're
like how much calories I'm just when you handed me your camera to learn the Lumex GH5 I've
never been more lost in my life just turning it on I still don't know how to use that camera
to any sort of effect.
You're still using that camera a different model.
Yeah I'm still using it.
It's the same thing.
Five years ago you gave me that and you were already like the channel was built.
on the Lumex GH5.
Yeah, and they were like, it's shit.
No, I think I love that camera.
But like, it's like, you want to learn some camera stuff.
I was going to learn it, yeah.
But that one's great if you said it doesn't have a good auto
focuser.
No, no, no, no.
But if it's a static image like a stream,
it still has a really great picture.
Did I give you two?
You did.
One's above looking down at the crafts thing.
What do I get out of this?
Where's my background?
I see.
I mean, did you do this kind of thing?
Oh.
No, he said, I found this one by Countess Christian.
Here you are, sir.
You did touch me with, what about the fun JJ Eason?
What did you use for that?
What camera was that?
When we did a commercial with you out in the woods.
Certainly after one month, too.
OK, that's about it.
Is that within my budget?
No.
$8,000 camera.
How much?
$8,000.
Including the lens?
Probably more now, because it's a 6-shot footage.
Wow.
They're good cameras, though.
That's my job and it's the best bit of equipment money can buy.
Wow.
Is the FX3 no longer good?
No, that's probably better because it's on constantly.
It should say K, but I've never tried.
Yeah, because that one will overheat if you have that on 12 hours.
The FX3 is better because it's got built-in fans.
It's a video camera.
Ah.
What is better?
Better image quality, but obviously your needs.
My needs is the lumix a web logitech 60 g62 whatever it's like I don't
Because there's Amazon's like bestseller for like two decades I
Think yeah, it was and then yeah Chris is gonna give me like a little crash course like when I took your college class at Temple University
Yeah, that's fun. I K is useless because 90% of people can't play for the other side of the street
Let's give it an understanding of why AK is useful.
So I've got two controversial topics, calories and AK.
I don't really use AK, but you can punch it on the sensor,
and it basically means if I have a 16-35mm lens, I can crop in on the sensor,
make it like a 16-50mm lens.
Also, if you're recording AK, you can zoom in on the video and still 4K.
Like for example, on Wacky Weekend sometimes, if you're kind of not having lunch,
We'll plop the camera down here, put it on 8K, and it means that I'm punching it out of this in the edit.
The quality's really good. Ah, let's give it a shit like that.
There's definitely uses for it.
But the reason I got that camera is just the best image quality.
The sense is better than the FX3.
Me watching on my 1080p monitor, hey look, if it's filmed in NK8 and downscaled 1080p, it'll score like great.
It'll score like really good.
I think that uh you guys look great when this this number keeps rising up 626 that looks great
626 we can get a 628 that's all I ask it's such a small ass for so little such a small ass
I don't bully me with 626 I'm counting on the coffee I want to uh ice coffee
Can I order?
Yeah, I should take my time. I think I'm going to wait until it's kind of...
Can I have a cup of coffee?
No, no, I'm okay.
20 more.
You're enabling me.
You're enabling me.
I'm enabling you.
Who ordered that?
Two iced coffins.
Hot coffee.
Hot coffee and iced coffee.
Thanks.
Thank you.
I'm not enabling you.
I'm enabling you if I wanted to.
But we're going to share them.
Did you ask me?
Yeah
You don't need to ask me, friend, we want to share the spoilers
Oh
I think I'll spend it every single time
Sir, I'm not a big Italian
I'm kind of okay
I know, yeah, the Japanese one
It's kind of like C or B, like
Oh my God, no
It's really like
It's gotta be C
I see you.
Oh man.
No, you were idiots.
I might be.
Why am I an idiot?
Takoyaki's amazing.
Oh my goodness.
Show me on it.
What's so cool about it?
You can taste 50 years of culture in your mouth.
Ha ha ha.
Mold.
You can taste the glory of the post-war era.
What about Okonomiyaki?
You can taste the satisfying crunchiness of the octopus.
The batter's crispy.
The flavor of the mayonnaise.
The Worcestershire sauce.
It's like the sea meets the streets.
It's fucking the sea meets the streets.
That might be the greatest sales pitch I've ever heard.
The sea meets the streets.
He did sell it.
He did sell it.
That's pretty fire.
It's like the little mermaid is in Osaka.
Look at that.
It's not really doing it for me.
It's like if Jafar went to Gustav.
Oh, now we're getting there.
So I guess I've had it in Osaka, like on the streets.
No, it's just we went to the wrong one
You took me to like the best one you said and I tried it in this games week. Yeah
The one that is in like the CD area. Oh, yeah, I was good to be fair
But it was still like
Master BT here. No, so would you say it's on your would you consider giving a hold up?
Hold up Mount Rushmore Japanese food. So it's full for four items
And
I think it's in us. Can we count ramen? Or no? Or is that Chinese noodles?
Yeah, I think it's been adopted.
Yeah, it's been adopted.
I think the hamburger's in America.
Well, now, yeah, I can't even argue.
Is that yours or mine?
It's yours.
It's yours.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Okay, so let's see here. Top four.
Tushi, ramen.
Ramen's not even in my top four.
Top.
You need to get out.
I don't know.
Tempura, yakitori.
Okay, okay, wait, hold on, let's fall, okay, first of all.
Who's going first?
Fushi, ramen, tempura, yakitori, done.
All right, what do you got, big man?
Unagi.
Unagi's on, man.
Unagi's on.
You know, that was a poor person's view.
That's what it was, sir.
Yeah, that's true.
Did you know I went to a unagi place that they haven't changed the order of the sauce
in 200 years.
Why are we watching this for pictures?
Well, it was.
We brought in the guy and we
tested it.
The original restaurant burned down
in the grandfather. They carried the sauce
out and they were like, we saved it.
And then it felt so bad because they brought in
a scientist from like Todai and he was
like, well, according to
science, nothing lasts longer
than a month. So even if it was
like this 200 year sauce, like
molecules ago and the owner was like, ah, well, it means a lot to the family and I felt so bad
for him and the guy was like, yeah, it's just an old sauce and so but like that's a great one
to Unagi, give you the virile powers. I like sushi a lot. If I get a gob tier
I do. I never had it so good that I'm like this is in my top four.
And then probably Yakitori to finish it off.
Yakitori is just too good and it's so simple and like they just nailed that.
That's my favorite Japanese food.
In the place that I take you guys to, that place, he gets it right every time.
The Mushman?
Oh wait, which food type?
The Yakitori.
Yeah, that place is a good one.
That guy gets it right.
And not only that, he knows the vegetable side too, the mushroom.
The mushroom is like the best part.
The tofu?
The tofu is crazy.
That place is crazy.
You know that's good when the mushroom is somehow the star of the Yakitori.
Tempura's great though, I think.
Like if you get a really good timpana that is that is s plus we used to be s plus me and then I went to that place
We go to in Kyoto, and it wasn't as good when I went last time
I kind of saw it because you went with me with it. I set the party
Why would that?
Company takes the place
I was wrong. I was wrong. He's extortion. I was at the up the prices
Yeah, I felt like it wasn't as good as I remember it to be.
I had a bad experience there actually.
This is a place in Courtauld, but I usually go to him.
The prices have gone up, but the staff forgot my reservation.
I took my parents. I was like trying to impress them.
I was like, reservation name is broad, Seth.
And they were like, no, no, I remember that name.
I was like, well, you definitely did, because I paid the reservation fee
that was the greatest domestic product of K.
And they were like, really digs about it.
It's like a fucking top tier restaurant as well, it's a bit cheeky, they charge, if you click English they charge you for a reservation, right?
Yeah, yeah, Japanese, and now you can charge you, you can call up and just do that.
But that's because they sell a lot of foreign customers' cancel reservations.
Which I believe, I do believe.
It's true now, like, people often wonder why foreign fakes on your behalf pay reservation fees because they have a much higher rate of cancellation.
When you put a reservation in a Japanese restaurant, often they have to acquire a fuse, right?
And if that day they are not coming out by or cancel it, they've already sort of spent
a lot of money getting the produce in, preparing the staff, maybe getting certain staff members
to bring all the food to me, but they're not going to have to do it.
Whereas in Japan, Japanese folks from the Cancel Reservation at Decent Restaurant, they get a lady in the bar.
Oh, she must have, oh my god, fucking sorry.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Whereas we're like, ah, I've got to go now.
Yeah, I'm staying in my hotel.
There's a sushi conveyor belt sushi place in Osaka, where my best friend went there.
And he was there with his fiance.
It's like just a regular, like, Genki sushi kind of thing.
It's completely empty on like a Saturday morning.
Oh, Genki sushi.
And Orlando Bloom came in and was sitting right next to them and then they were like,
is that Orlando Bloom?
They're like, I'm pretty sure.
And then at the end of his meal, he was like, that's sushi in Japan.
And then left.
And you told me that.
I thought, you know, I want some of Tom that strong.
So what kind of a role?
And I was like, that's impossible.
How would you go to Osaka?
Isn't Orlando Bloom, like, batshit off his rocket?
Well, his dad, I guess, like, owned a school or something, like, in Osaka.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He runs an international school at one point.
So, but I was about to...
Anyone that praises Genki Sushi should be extradited.
Now, in Japan, possibly.
Is it bad?
I sometimes speakably shit.
Okay, I don't know if it was Genki Sushi.
It was a...
It could be a sushi, yeah.
It could be a sushi, no, it was a...
It was all right.
Okay.
Whatever.
I think the point of the story is it doesn't matter.
Yeah, it was like, it was not about Genki.
It was like age.
No, the better times I run up and like,
I went to this place that was called Genki...
Genki Sushi, I think it was amazing.
It's like, that's like the dregs at the bottom of the barrel.
they don't give to all the other restaurants.
I like ganky sushi.
That's like a penny for like a piece of sushi.
It's really cheap.
I've never been.
But the sushi's like an atrocity.
You guys went through my teaching grounds over in Joetsu yesterday.
There was a ganky sushi there.
I used to go through a special occasion.
We got paid.
I mean, there's next up ladders like cup of sushi.
Which was quite common around here.
I'm a sushi or whatever it's called.
I'm a sushi's actually, right?
The sushi rolls up here.
Sushi's that mine.
I'm the guy that you love and stand out.
Sushi's that mine.
You love that one.
They're really good at tuna.
The other fish is a bit near.
But they...
He's the tuna man.
He's the king of tuna.
I like sushi.
King of tuna, right?
I like sushi, right?
Sushi does good.
Sushi does good.
I like their salmon and the mozzarella.
Tuna and, I'm sorry, shrimp and avocado.
I eat all the food on the sushi show menu once.
I've not been back, I think, since.
And we went with Joey.
We did not.
We did not.
We did not.
were a tiny Japanese woman out eight, the three of us.
I had 33 in Nigeria that day.
This wasn't it?
No, it wasn't.
He admitted, yet at the end you go,
because I ate everybody, which is rare.
I said, what happened again?
I came for the free meal.
He said, thank you, Joey.
No, the moment I realized we were stuffed,
I veiled it.
You veiled it?
Because there was one point,
is me and you, Joey, we were almost beating the girl.
At one point, we were pulling your head.
And I was like, ah, food fighter, what a load of bollocks.
And then I ate some spring onions.
I was like, raw.
And then I realized I was done.
The first vegetable.
And then I looked over and I looked over and I
heard sushi piles like the birch kuleefi.
It was.
And I was like, what the fuck now?
It was mission impossible.
And then you're like, I'm going to carry on fighting.
It was like Sparta watching you fight to the death.
I.
You were like Leonidas leaving fucking last charge.
It was awful because that.
It was before the cyclothon and I've been training because I knew that I was going to do one day
Yeah, so first of all I've never been on a bike so that day
I did the stupid thing where I went and did like the training and I'd bike for like 70 kilometers just take
I'm gonna make myself hungry
About threw up. I could not eat another meal for two days. Oh man. It was so much food
Yeah, I think I gained like 40 kilos, but Chris will never fail to mention the tiny Japanese food fighter lady
I've met like three and they're all they're always used to be girls
Dude, when I did the Okonomiyaki video
I mean, I'm a carer, founder, food fighter
I was like, fine, so I thought it would be a good comparison
And he couldn't do it
The challenge was ridiculous
It was like an Okonomiyaki, it was like
It was like, the fucking house of the wolf blew down
It was ridiculous, it was like so weird
Little pigs running, it was ridiculous
It was so disgusting
And then Moone messaged me
He said, hey boss, I nearly threw up and I was in this video, listening to the food fighter's audio.
I'm like swallowing and doing all these things.
And he just, that guy looked like he was gonna die.
Everyone was very in tactics, like the girl that I did the Karagay challenge, which you jumped up and down a lot.
Oh, we got Michael Reaves.
I think Michael Reaves, is it Michael Reaves, yeah?
Thank you Michael.
He needs to build us an inflatable stomach that we can challenge these food fighters.
Yeah, we need to figure out something.
He could do it, or a food launcher.
You could find a way, like a catapult, that had a bike on it, that launched us to our
animal.
We love beef burger.
He's great.
Beef burger and pussy burger?
Unfortunately, we don't love him.
What did you say?
So, Michael and Ludwig did tip to tip.
Yeah, yeah, it's funny.
And they were practicing Chinese for several months.
And Michael introduced himself as beef burger.
And Ludwig, never to be outdone, thought, I think I know a thing or two I could say.
or two I could say and his came out as pussy burger so he referred to himself
unknowingly because he didn't know the right word for two weeks as pussy burger.
That's great. So every time they met somebody they'd be like what's your name?
And he'd be like Pee Burger and he'd go and just look visibly confused for the entire time.
It's genius. Why don't you do that in Japan because I wouldn't say I'm pussy burger.
The moment you can be as king.
No, we can't. Nobody can replicate my political mind.
I've lost you in China.
Where's my yakitori? What is this film?
I've had the best and worst meal I've ever had in China.
The peaking duck is exceptional.
Went to like Chairman Mao's favourite peaking spot.
And he was like...
Where was his gifting will be?
It was his favourite.
I swear.
He was playing him on the wall. He loved it.
That could be the whole function of it.
It was like Beijing's best.
Oh, fuck it.
Why did you go to Beijing?
I was on a three-week trip there to China.
Nice.
University.
You have the most interesting vocabulary.
I've never...
What have I done now?
The way the Peking duck was exceptional.
It's the first time I've ever eaten a bit of it.
It's like the fat like melted in your mouth and the meat was so buttery and...
Ah, the whole thing changed the restaurant over there.
And I came in where I'm like, I think the restaurant was nice. It was a nice restaurant.
But I just really wanted to peeking down. It was like a two days or elephant cyclicon.
So I went into this restaurant and it was in a mall. So I thought it would be fine.
But when I got in I realised I was very severely undressed.
I went like a hoodie and like sweatpants and then just a big table.
I'm a Silicon Valley tech filly there.
And then everyone was in like a day in suits and stuff.
And then my three people came over and were like,
what do you want?
I was like, duck.
And they were like, we only said that to two people.
You're like, I am two people.
I was like, how many ducks?
Like how much do I get?
They were like, I have for like 12 wraps.
Oh, that's pretty normal.
I was like, holy 12.
That's a star, sir.
Yeah.
And then they were like, well, because you ordered half
of duck, there's a bonus option where you can use the rest
of the meat to make like a stir fry.
I was like, I'll take that, too.
So I ate it all, it was like some kind of like weird
American psycho scene, where I was just sitting there.
It was like bedding like this in my strap pants.
Getting this picture.
He wore the duck at a big table.
It was a big table in the stands.
And there was a guy, there were two guys.
There was a guy cutting and a guy wrapping.
And he was trying to be a guy.
Yeah, he was there the whole time.
He just kept giving it to me.
And it was only like, for the duck for two people,
it wasn't like, it's your mom.
So what do they do with the wrap?
What's the wrap?
It's like a luxury food, I was expecting it in the restaurant.
I was like, what do they do?
What is the wrap?
They wrap it in...
Do you have, like, I would say the rice?
It's not rice, it's the back of the news.
Come on, I don't know what's made out of it.
I don't know, it's cool.
You've had this?
Every day.
It's my favorite thing.
I had it last month.
The wissons are.
Wow.
And the sauce.
Is it cabbage?
Correct.
Yeah, it's a correct thing.
It's basically a wheat crepe.
You're there, and then you get the little...
I love when they give you a little tiny slice of onion.
I've never had baking duck.
I've never had it.
I never had it.
We'll go and take it.
Oh my god.
We will.
You've never had it?
No.
Your life's going to change.
Really?
Your life's going to change.
It's genuinely amazing.
Wow.
You should go and try the mouthwash for it.
Hey, chin rose in Chinatown, it's the best one I've heard.
But damn, I'm so...
There's only $5 for like the fucking whole duck, but it doesn't hold me on with the size.
What's confusing me is why haven't we made 65 bucks talking about that's what I'll be honest
I will beg
We say a little more. I'm not getting out of this chair till we get a couple of doughnuts roll in there
Just because the idea for needs your help. I'm not getting out this chair
You got to get back on the bike
You want the watch for the second half just to see help. I'll be fine. What do I learn?
We can at least judge. I'm gonna have a heart attack your heart rate is 300 fucking beats per second
And I get my workout done, because it'll say that I'm going to die today.
This is a conspiracy you're watching, Miss Fonte.
There you go.
It's a conspiracy to get your fucking...
This is a conspiracy.
It's not Shawshank.
Okay.
I still think you've been fucked by a train.
Yeah, when do we eat?
And you got to sit next to Andy Dufresne.
I feel like that would be a compliment.
Andy Dufresne was the best.
You know what I feel good about?
The next six days will go down in history as the most generous six days we've ever had
on the cycle.
How's the six days left?
I'm getting the numbers wrong.
What is the date?
No, it's going to be awesome.
And you're going to lead the charge.
What date is it?
It's Monday.
14.
Tuesday.
I thought we finished on the 19th.
That's five days isn't it?
We're into the 19th.
But they say 14.
14.
14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.
Oh.
15, 16, 17, 18, 19.
Oh.
Well, that sucks.
Well, it's OK.
We counted the baths.
Yeah.
So five more days of this.
But we haven't even finished halfway.
This is the best.
I will do anything you ask to help raise this money.
But, crap.
Except for that.
There are, there are.
Yeah, well, you can't stop walking by.
You probably spit back, right?
Now that you're not using a bike for like a four foot person,
Like you had like a child's bike last year.
It was like for kids.
I did, yeah.
How does it feel being on like something a bit more...
Same for you?
My back isn't as broken as it was before.
So I skipped.
That's great.
Yeah, no, good.
Okay.
I just feel like a first week of this
was so fucking difficult, so brutal,
that it's just like worn me down.
I'm like a shadow of myself.
My brain is like not operating.
No.
It could also be the eight kilograms of yakitori,
fucking cow, chicken, I just ate it.
I've never seen you more in better form than this time.
Previous cyclathons, you were gasping by the time I showed up.
You're good today.
You're leading the charge.
I'm not kidding.
Really?
I'm shouting in this place.
My voice is coming.
That's why there's left.
It was in the busiest restaurant in Toya.
It might be because lunchtime is over.
It's one o'clock.
Are you going to try Black Robin?
What's that?
local dish of toyama. No, not at all. It's ramen and it's pure black because they put this really
strong soy sauce in. I like that line. It's pure salt. It's like stomach cancer speed run.
I ate it one time and I'll never forget the sheer heartburn. Oh, see it's just like
get the salt shaker, tip it upside down, just hold it wherever your bowl of ramen is.
It's basically that, but they made it here in Toyama for like day laborers, because
the idea is you have this really salty ramen, black ramen, it's a little bit like a ramen.
And then you take the broth and you put some with your rice, so it's sort of designed to
eat some with rice.
So you get this really carb-heavy lunch and you can get back out and build a road.
And you can find more tips and cool little piece of knowledge in the new Abrahan in Japan
a hardback book called Journey Across Japan. It will be in stores.
I have a copy for myself in the car but you need to see the hardback.
Oh, so surprising. No, I haven't seen the physical, I've seen you reading it on the
stream. But don't forget to reserve yours today. I like chilling stuff on
for charity. This is not for charity, this is for your own good. But you've still spent
a lot of time writing it.
Like the whole year. Next time I want to write a book, or next time I sound like a writer,
please slap me in the face.
I would, that is a promise.
I need to learn a lesson.
Well, I asked you, did I make the cut this time? You go, well, not by name.
Have you even looked in the cut?
No.
Oh, in the book?
Well, in the evening chapter, I drove my friend to the airport, then I ran out of fuel, and
it's about how I ran out of fuel.
So I am in the book.
So your presence is a looted thing.
I have a footnote in your history.
I'll probably be right about our time in Hokkaido, it's just such a shit-shame.
We were traveling to find a broken mug, or whatever the fuck we were doing.
I give you a gun.
I think it's great, as long as I'm alluded to.
I just dropped my widely-American friend off at Chipposley Airport when I ran out of
fuel in a field, because he'd been so busy talking to me I'd forgotten how to fill my
car.
I knew this would be, at least I wasn't taken for blame.
So widely-American people, you know, I also, I'm the only American that joins these things.
It's pretty much European.
Are you European sometimes?
I mean the cyclotone. It's a European affair and Southeast Asia a little bit.
It looks a little bit like that. Yeah, it's all British and Navi.
You're a Malaysian. Yes.
Okay, Southeast Asia, right? Yes.
Okay, so you're not American. No.
Okay, just contrived. Shackles American?
Oh, that's right.
Ah, he's been the best American guest. There you go.
Have you met him? No, never met him.
You guys have got a really good one.
He looked like just a ton of fun though.
He was really funny. Oh yeah.
He got worried, day one he was in his persona,
he's like wily, cigar, wielding,
so I was telling him, yeah, yeah.
And then he read some comments,
and I'm like, who is this arrogant American man?
Because they've never seen him before,
never knew who he was.
And in the morning he was like,
should I pull down my performance a little bit?
I was like, don't worry about it, man.
Just be, because like,
he's the nicest guy in the world,
off camera.
It is.
Obviously, Dave is like a really crazy dude on camera, but he's like the nicest player
you'll ever meet.
It's tough when you're, I don't know how many people are watching today, but you have
all these viewers, and they might be the first time.
Well yeah, I remember the first person to ever come on Japan, I think, was Charlotte,
and she would receive it like, and then Jerry Kethlund, and who is this fucking Cockshaw
Australian man?
Ah, yeah, fucking me in right now mate.
And I think when someone you've ever seen before,
he comes on the channel, he can be a bit jarring, you know?
Yeah.
Because you don't know who they are.
I think, did you have anything like that when you came
abroad in Japan?
Yeah, I was.
Who was this American man who seems to be happy?
Well, so at first, it was split pretty evenly.
Like, this is the most annoying human being I've ever been.
Why would Chris surround himself with these annoying ADHD
guys?
And then, but then.
See, Feth, the character you portrayed on the Hokkaido
it was like he's a bit of a goosebell and he's just keep dropping and breaking things yes but
like you know it took time and then you know eventually people kind of warm up but it's
it's always intimidating but the first time yeah it's always like if I don't know if I went on
like Tom Scott's channel they'd be like who's this fucking weird guy Tom hang out with I think
I think you'd be all right.
You'd be okay. You're pretty inoffensive.
Wow.
But different all the time.
I went on to binge you with Babish as a kid.
Yeah.
The call itself really gets.
And I got very well.
And something we just hit it off with.
Very naturally.
Did the king like you?
Did you just hit it off with the king?
No, we really did, yeah.
You guys didn't like me at all.
He's a great guy.
So okay, tell me like what's the normal situation, we get our gear back on and we start thinking
When do we...
We're going to let the fugues do its magic.
We have.
We have.
The time is now.
I want to raise my money.
I want to screen Jeff.
What would you do to commit King Charles?
What would you say?
Punch him in the face.
I don't...
If I make some tutorials...
So both.
I just end it there.
Just end it there.
There's no reason for me to meet or interact with them, right?
What would I even possibly...
Would he even bother talking to me? Would he understand what I said?
I think he was pretty conversatially good.
Camilla was really awkward when I had to talk to her.
I feel like...
She doesn't watch YouTube?
Can she see any of your TikToks?
You can just get all the, like, the minions to dance for you.
Why would you need to dance for me?
Make a TikTok fee for me now.
I would, I would like to see...
Okay, wait, if I was really, if I could talk to King Charles,
I would talk to him about, like, Wimbledon or something.
Did you see Wimbledon?
Because what is he going to talk about? He doesn't have any interest in that.
Like, they say like to drink.
His fingers would say yes.
I'm being...
Yeah, fingers.
Yeah, I feel like his.
What do you think he could eat while his fingers fall?
Yes.
Yeah, he didn't have to throw it down.
Oh, fuck him, I'll throw it out, fucking sausages.
If I had to have a combatants joining me for a food-related challenge, it's going to be wrong.
Yeah, it would be wrong.
Second would be if there's a beer-involved Conner, because he just will eat.
And third would be you.
Let me back in the fucking palace, aren't I?
Yes, they will. I wasn't one to sit there and punch them.
Not you.
Yes.
She said only nice things about it.
Like if you take a Uber into the fucking...
She's there, isn't she?
It's really annoying because my friend Pete Doulson,
you go, he's got like a Toyota Sentry,
which is what they used to drive ambassadors around.
And to rock up to Buckingham Pass and that,
a little bit epic.
But still I got like a Toyota Prius in the Uber,
and it was shit.
Ah.
It's probably still a little bit of a bit.
Yeah, I know, right?
Why didn't you just get dropped off like a block away,
then walk up to the gates?
She did.
He didn't even talk to me.
I know I'm meant to be in here.
There was a big crowd there waiting for the Emperor.
They're waiting for me.
They're waiting for me.
They're a part of the King's.
They wouldn't believe you.
No.
There was a big crowd at the front of the Buckingham Palace
waiting for the Emperor.
And I just rocked up and Priya, safe in the door,
and I was like, and all the cameras went down.
Or for a split second, all the cameras were like, hand down.
Hand down.
How did this Priya guy have the confidence to be like, yeah,
I can take this guy into the back?
Taxi drivers in London have weird stories.
They claim to be very notal, sort of visual.
Well, they have to pass the knowledge.
No, not my overdrivers.
And I was like, Buckingham Palace, please.
And he's like, all right, I've got a secret entrance.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I was like, just the front one will be fine today.
They don't need to go down the secret tunnel
of Buckingham Palace.
So he went out into the door.
There's no qualms about going in.
Yeah.
I'd be like, mate, I don't know how to fucking go in Buckingham.
Round the fucking gate, pal!
I'm not going to be a part of this plot, let me have this car.
You can't use plot in King Charles, those are treasonous words.
Well that's what I meant, I do.
If a guy asked me to take the fucking pass, I'd be like, I'm good man.
Well it was like people with machine guns out front.
You know he's never even got speed through the fucking gate.
He might get fast.
Drift your way through to the fucking gate, people.
Well if you don't, you can do that, you can do a run, see how far you get.
How fucking you get into fucking power.
I want to raise money so bad.
I get like anxious
Go toilet so that we can start leaving. We're all waiting
There's other cool stuff we can look at today
Yeah, we can stop anywhere and I can bag my heart
It's a rainbow on the wheels
Go toilet
Let me see this one
It's the drags of coffee
This would have had to deal with for 10 days
I want
Trying to get him to move out of the chair in lunchtime
Wouldn't it be better to sit outside
on the bike, on the bike.
Sumbered pieces.
I mean, it's a straight spectacular thing.
And I feel like there's a magic outside when we're there.
We're holding the big check and the van's open
and people are like, oh, it's getting stoned anytime.
There is, there is.
You can, truthfully, people don't donate during lunch.
What's that on my wife?
We're just chilling.
Yeah, we're chilling.
The Waffle Smacker.
The Waffle Smacker?
Yeah.
He's a Japanese guy streamer.
Oh, cool.
I like him quite a bit.
because he's the only guy who's usually on after I am, so I can read into it.
Oh hell yeah.
Plus it's a fun name to say.
What a great name.
Great name.
I have to guilt-trip questions again at the toilet.
I'll let you on, Gail.
This is my, look, I already, I'm the villain today because we bullied him on.
We're villains, we're villains.
Because we force him to move.
We know that Paul knows as well.
Our calorie talk was fair and honest.
We were trying to speak facts.
but you know facts are hard to get through a thick skull.
Yep.
What do you think he wants to learn?
He doesn't, he doesn't.
I think he does.
I think somebody likes to learn the truth.
Evil man.
These two right here, walk-in balls.
Hey look, it sucks man.
I don't like dieting.
It's not fun.
I like to do it.
Nobody likes it, yeah.
You just gotta find a lot of calorie alternatives.
That's it.
The things you enjoy.
Yep.
I found that the cheat code for me is two things.
This has helped me immensely on my,
I'm still fat by the way, but.
But the things that come.
It would be much bigger.
One is Tabasco sauce or hot sauce of any sort.
Low calories, you can add it to anything.
I told you, I told you.
It's got, oh, and your little, what was it, sriracha plus Caesar salad?
Yeah, if you have a salad dressing, you can cut down on the dressing by just replacing
what you would additionally do with hot sauce.
It makes it good.
It goes over Caesar.
And the other one is I've been buying spice medleys, and I'll get like a bland grottin
or something that's like 380 calories.
you just put these spice meds on there, and all of a sudden, I'm eating like, this is
the best meal I've had in my life, and all I did was microwave shit. I do this every
day. You have no idea. But I've got it down to about 1,450 calories a dollar.
I used to make fat soup. Fat soup? Fat soup. Oh, I don't like the start of this. Tell
me more. It was little... It made you... Yeah, because it's like, it's non-zero
cabbage, put it very close to it. It's just cabbage, like carrots, tomatoes, literally
any vegetable you want. You just put it all in the pot and boil it. And then you can eat
as much as you want, but it's mostly cabbage and bald cabbage, so you end up just being
very gassy. But yeah, it is hyper bloating. So what you do is you have to eat until like
your confusing bloatedness for like fall, because you're never full. But then normally
you can stand loaded long enough and still help you get your vegetables
that you hopefully you know you could have ads and then maybe you've only had
like
five hundred calories that day
do you have my I know there's some people when I was growing up through the
ages of I don't know twenty to thirty seven
uh... you know the broke when you're absolutely just broke skint no cash
yeah the best diet I ever had was
sleeping
You're just like, I'm so hungry.
I should just go to bed.
And then I'll wake up tomorrow just to have some hungry,
but at least I skipped.
I skipped time.
Look, that's like, I know some of you
have been there with me.
That's so real.
It's so real, man.
And you're just like, God, I'm hungry.
I'm just going to eat my dreams.
I've been there.
Oh, God.
And now I just replaced with splices.
We should still stand because we're sitting.
Chris will sit.
I feel great.
We've learned the strat. The strat works.
Thank you guys for supporting and chilling with us.
This is mine.
Oh, that's Pete's behind me.
That's my bag, yeah.
You want to eat those lonely shredded cabbages?
Yeah, I mean, me too, man. I clean mine. I house mine.
Those are Chris's.
I had that talk too
That was good. Thank you
Bye bye
Bye bye
I'm a car
A car
I'm from Kitaramori
I'm from Osaka
That's cool
This is the gold store
Gold is from Osaka
Osaka
What's this?
Oh, I got it right?
Yeah, I got it right.
Oh, I don't have it.
I don't have it.
Really?
Really?
We've maybe got the wrong route.
No, we don't have it.
Alright.
Bye bye.
Say goodbye to the table.
Bye bye food.
Bye bye snacks.
And now it's time to take a bite to a lovely lunch establishment.
Is it nice outside still?
Yeah, it looks nice still.
Oh, it's kind of chilly though because I've been sitting in the nice warm inside.
I've got Chris's glasses.
Have his glasses.
Welcome.
Well, I've got low energy today
No, he'll know he'll know
Hello, he'll go and look but he'll know
And how do that joyful walk he does after lunch the big stomach out of this
He did it. He I know what he does the arm thing like this. He is
Yes, do you have my glasses?
No one ever understands that at dinner last night, he's the one who brought up the calories.
Yeah, he brought it up.
You see, we're not bullying him, okay?
No, it's okay.
He's asking us, why is he not losing as much weight?
It's crazy how champ becomes just low IQ sometime.
They're just killing us.
We're just trying to help.
The thing is, he'll ask, and then he'll say, you're wrong.
Yeah, they'll be like, that's ridiculous.
No, what he's waiting for is the answer that he's already conjured.
Which he did say that he goes earlier, if you're an eagle-eared listener, he's like,
I just want you to tell me what I want to hear.
Which is, which is, which is like word for word.
And I was like, okay, well, that's a bit tougher.
And then I said, because I love the guy, I want him to enjoy it.
And if the difference was, I'm not going to have fun on the cyclotron and wait, or gain
a kilogram and have fun.
I'd rather the same.
Even if you were losing weight every day
and you were in the six pack and you were crushing it,
I'd be like, wow, you look fucking fat.
Because that's my job as a friend.
Exactly.
To make all the gear in every single possible scenario.
And I think Chess sometimes doesn't appreciate that.
This is also a British humor I learned.
This is British humor.
They love taking, it's called,
take the piss out of each other.
That's what it is.
He's ready.
That is a man on a mission.
A mission of mercy.
Are you DeNiro?
Thank you very much.
What is that?
That was a DeNiro impersonation.
I don't know.
What do you mean?
Where's my book, Pete?
Solid.
Not a lot of progress on the Cyclotron Supercheck.
Wait, during what?
We gotta get this thing back.
Look at this.
Look at this thing.
Nothing stops today
$666,666. That is a minimum. Then we're already working towards great stretch goals. Like,
I don't know, helping people who need immune deficiency foundations help. Raising awareness,
raising treatments, getting us out there is your responsibility. We can only take a horse
to water, but we can't make it drink. That's your job. So this right here is where we start
the iron mouse defense force run don't walk grab your wallets today and start
ripping those numbers in and raising this number it's that simple I never tire of
shilling for this it's the most fun I have all year it's just fun I love I love
watching a master at his work well you know in Japan you watch the guy with the
samurai and he's perfecting it you see here is the equivalent but I don't know
You see a master at it at all well
I would like to see this this mastery come to fruition, but it only shows up here
I don't need it in here and here I need in this this number may the winds are the winds of change are gonna
I should just erase this number right now. I can already tell it's there. I'm just gonna manifest a 6 3 right?
Wait, wait, what are we at 6 2 6?
6 2 6
Wait, I said six thousand dollars
We've lost money.
We need 627, right?
628.
We need 630.
630, guys.
I'm not talking about what time we're tucking you into bed with your,
well, I want to see more cyclothonion and donate right now.
I'm talking about 630,000
dollary dues, all right?
Look, they're getting warmed up.
They've got the mountain bell.
They've got the monkey gear.
Your gear is a bit different, right?
We need 627.
your gear is a bit different.
We're gonna need you to just lessen the weight
on your wallet, you know?
Look into your balance.
Say, okay, you know what?
Do I really need to buy this crappy new video game
that's gonna go on sale in two months for six bucks?
I'll pay 84 now.
Now why don't you take that extra $65,
put it right here and turn this frown upside down
into a big smile so that all of us can go to bed tonight
saying god damn it we did it one more day in the books where we got a huge I'm
gonna I'm gonna update this right now to 626 27 is it 627 the parents are
actually the January 626 995 629 995 right what three thousand dollars from
That's just, you crazy son of a bitch.
Oh my god.
I'm putting the bad beagle.
That is crazy.
The bad beagle.
And I'm going to say this, watch this, I'm going to draw,
how do I draw a dog?
That's not a dog.
I think you're a tumor.
I'll say.
That's the mitochondria, the paleoacinus.
That literally looks like my liver, I feel like.
I think the bad Beagle is definitely.
The bad Beagle hit 630.
630, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm not saying like, wow, we're done.
I'm just saying I'm happy at this moment.
And I'm going to cherish that.
Ready?
All right, next goal, 635.
Nobody gets on the bikes until.
No, I can't promise that.
So 630, mate.
That's crazy.
Thank you to Bad Beagle, seriously.
That's an incredibly generous donation.
I've never seen it jump up while I was looking at it before.
It's gotta be like the dopamine hit of all time.
My cortisol is lowered.
Like I feel great.
Your cortisol needs help.
Did you know I'm looks maxing?
No.
You're what?
I just learned that word.
I'm jester maxing all the time.
You have been jester maxing for me.
I feel like I've been looks maxing my whole life.
Like I'm trying to look my best, I just don't.
You've been look...
Do I like, what is like, you don't know.
Submaxing.
I've been sub-maxing, I've been, is that like to you for 42 months?
Sub-maxing, sub-maxing, sub-maxing, sub-to you, I'm never subbing to Ian, yeah, I'm not
subbing.
So I'm sub-maxing.
Oh, speaking of, if you want to get an exclusive emotes, you've got to subscribe to SeaDog's
channel.
And you know what, you're saying, hey look, I'm a neighbor's Wi-Fi, never sub, never comment,
look always.
That's fine, just watch for an hour and you still get a badge.
Get a badge.
neighbors wi-fi neighbors wi-fi
i'm not paying for that shit to watch you
i'm not
is that why you keep asking for my wi-fi?
yes
i don't i just want to have internet so
uh... okay so we've got six hundred and thirty because of the bad beagle and
others they're throwing in some big bucks insane
is there a tts like
bank that plays or no i don't know at the tech
oh
uh... does it play later or no?
oh it's been playing the whole time
oh it's fine it's fine sorry sorry sorry
no no no i was just curious if there's like a cue or something like that
no it'll play now
I just got a message on my watch says you haven't been to Starbucks today. Where are you?
So I was like, that's sad I go too much not that I support the company
I just the best value in Japan if you didn't know this if you buy a coffee at Starbucks on the receipt
It says one more coffee for a US dollar of the same size
So just per caffeine intake that is your best caffeine max. Oh, dude since I was five
I've been I've been addicted to caffeine my whole life you you are a beast I run
on caffeine like that's all I can't operate without it you know when he's
running out when he starts doing the hair I know I'm gonna get my coffee I
do get pretty antsy 630,000 bucks how long do you have left today 40k's
40? We started at 526.
A J-hawk that lives in St. Louis.
The Cardinals are better than the Royals.
First of all, the J-hawks, Blue Blood, College Basketball,
they're basically fuck off. That's sad.
The KU J-hawks are lame. The St. Louis Cardinals, though, I do like.
That was my dad's basement. Oh, yeah, we should go to the Starbucks.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to Starbucks?
Really good one.
Hey, I've got the points.
I have 1500 points.
I'm a gold member.
Oh my God.
Are you treating all of us?
That's so generous of you people.
If we reach 635, coffee is on me, including Paul's.
No, no, no.
This is rare.
I know.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm ready to spend my hard earned money if you're ready to spend yours.
So I will treat the, but I wouldn't do it for less.
I'll tell you that right now.
I like him, but not that much.
I'm ready to be the villain, but I can also be the hero,
but I need some buddy in my party.
I'm like, I'm a warrior, but I need the wizards.
I need the white mages.
I need the thieves.
I need everybody to help me out.
So we get 635, coffee's on me.
635.
635.
In total.
In total.
So far.
Anyone know?
I can take this comically large check from you now.
How many have we done?
How many kilometers have we done total?
Can we just put this on the front of the bike like this?
That would be the most psychotic wind guard.
750 what?
Is that good or bad? Oh, total?
Dude, I like the wind.
Well, the wind's coming with us actually, so maybe I should carry the check.
I should put it on the back, we go pretty fast.
Yeah, this is a good quality though.
I do love it.
630, what are we going to hit the next all?
635, and I buy coffee.
Oh, hell yeah.
5,000 bucks, guys.
Or I'm not paying for a thing, not a thing.
He's going to pay off everything.
The whole check at Starbucks is on me.
If we can just do a measly 5K, we'll update the big board.
So come on guys, this is your turn to be the main character.
I'll gladly be the side.
I'm ready to have the money back that I borrowed.
Oh, we're going to get the mics to pull.
No.
Yeah, I do.
What?
This is like having the, is the battery on in my bag, by the way?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, it is.
I can see it is.
Oh, I need to get my mic out.
I really just want to get the starbucks so I can get more points no no sorry sorry sorry
like the end of the first layer oh yeah oh well then 650 f that it's the end of the
the day? Oh god 635 I'm not paying for shit. 666,000 six
minutes. It's the best stuff I saw. Can I stay there all night?
Wow.
Thank you.
He wants to know what you mean? Well, shit. I have a lot
winning tickets my favorite but Uma war. Sure. I'll fight for
anything as long as there's a dollar in it I'll fight yeah there's a lot of
dollars in it okay I already copy for the boys thank you I know bullshit and
look if it's not gold ship first get out she's our goat gold ship is
she'll drop kick you in the face
uh yeah
all right chat so you heard the man
Alright, in the war. Mark's gonna be in the war already.
He's a workhorse.
Yeah, he's got horse power. I like to tie it.
Yeah, true. He is better than Caffeine.
It's cheap.
Thank you. I would like coffee on peep.
It's okay, I'll probably still pay. I don't mind.
Let's get some coffees, boys. The nicest Starbucks in the world, apparently.
Everyone keeps talking about good things. Got my sunscreen on.
I felt very, very sluggish today.
I felt very sluggish today.
Benio, I'm really too well now.
Oh no, I think it's day 10 you know your body kind of I'm waiting for that final second wind
Yeah
The fatigue has set in I
I think, yeah, I'm in a calorie deficit.
Okay, we have a bit of a tail end. That's always good.
Okay, this will go on here to the right of the castle, down with that.
Oh, can't get a comfortable position right now, my pants seem to stretch.
More huge respect to you and Chris for what you're doing Connor.
I don't think I'm healthy enough to donate blood or plasma so there's money in to check.
Oh, thank you, that's very kind.
That's a very kind donation. Yeah, you should look guys if you can, if you can donate plasma
that is honestly worth more. Gold. It takes eight plasma donations from people to make
a... Please tell Peter I'm using my plasma.
I told you Brucogi and he is banned from more caffeine today on account of being more hyper
than a toddler. Yeah it takes eight like like donations of plasma to make one dose
of plasma to fuel an iron mouse so there's a there's a my husband and I have
watched every Cyclophon and we look forward to the banter every year.
Thank you.
Have some coffee on us.
Thanks for all the lives.
Thank you.
Well, we'll be on P, which is even better than you guys.
Sure, until I guess the construction.
I don't mind blocking traffic.
It's my passion.
Thank you for all you do.
You guys inspire me to be better.
Also, your content has helped me the last six years in ways I can't express.
Really, that's so kind, man. I try my best.
We've got a tailwind, boys. It's pretty immaculate.
Yeah.
I'll show you a shout-out. We've got a little too fast.
We got a very strong tailwind
The wind bends to Brawls legs
Look at that
Look at that flag. That's the wind with us at once
Which makes the day so easy
I mean, to be honest, with all the traffic lights, probably going about the same speed
as the cars.
Okay.
Did you straight?
Yes.
The tailwind is making us very fast.
I don't mind a chat, you know, $25 to donate, to get the speaker to activate.
But also there's so many more things you can do than just donate.
What, being, learning about DI and immune efficiency is already a big step forward.
The more this becomes common knowledge, the more likely people will know to diagnose it.
to think about it and that's a big aspect of what we're trying to do in the cyclothon
is raise awareness for me to just to see the 550 different chronic illnesses under that
and how to rehearse them at my local theatre.
I'm channeling my inner Chris to play Jane Austen villain. Love you, Garmys.
And 70 to 90% of people, sorry for ignoring your message, I do appreciate it.
I was just talking about the thoughts I was going to stay on that.
70 to 90% of people who have primary immunosities don't get, aren't diagnosed.
And it can take years or decades to get a diagnosis, an actual one.
So it's a very, very tough disease to live with and to get helpful and treatable and
that's a massive part of what the University Foundation does is help one get those diagnoses
and then help the people who are diagnosed get the resources they need because it is
a brutal thing to live with.
I'm sure, Mouse, I'll tell you all about that more in the next stream, but it's not easy.
It's really important the stuff we're doing.
So please, thank you for supporting and watching.
It's really, really important,
the work that we're doing here.
Being inside.
Hello, Paul, I love your working weekend videos.
First, watch the snow monkeys' great videos.
Thank you.
That was a good video.
So keep this bonus coming in.
It's going for good cause,
and the Munity Foundation is a really good charity.
I personally have a call with them like,
every month how we discuss what they've been up to,
where the money's going, how they're spending it.
They're also rated by like independent,
what those websites called,
an independent charity, like rating website.
And they have perfect marks on it,
for being a trustworthy charity that meets all the regulations.
So you know, the money's going to a good place. I'm not being pissed away.
I wish I was ready.
What's on 4 minutes?
Yeah, and the...
The Univ. Foundation is a small charity. They're not a big charity band, he means.
I think like you know the money that we raise in the cyclathon is a good chunk
of all the money they get so what we're doing is really important. I can't remember
the exact number, it was a good a good percentage of the money they get every
year comes from us in this community so the work we're doing really really is
important and it's crucial to the work they're doing so please keep supporting boys.
I knew it seemed silly because we were just fucking around and bantering about calories
and making fun of each other, but the work is really important and lives are actually
really being helped from us just messing around and hanging out and cycling all across.
And every one of you that's watching or telling a friend about it or donating plasma, donating,
It's all very impactful so, thank you, that's what it's all about man, very lovely.
My goat narrator Brian, super cool design, awesome singing voice and the first tumour
that I got the good ending for, love her a far farther, I'll add that to the title,
you know it's deck again what are yours and Chris's top five coffee types, top five coffee
three types, Chris.
Have you guys remember during hot chocolate?
It's good for recovery.
If you like to be great on chocolate, man beer is a good option as well.
Man beer.
I had a crème brûlée ice cream last night, it was very good.
I enjoy watching cyclophthom.
Keep it up.
What did you do?
Phenomenon.
Her singing voice makes my ears pregnant.
Okay, damn.
Congrats, man.
I don't like your cycling in this direction. The wind is noticeable. The donation wall
for the favourite Umas will start in two minutes. But yeah, no, I mean, I'm into business
I am to the Pete's coffin.
Very good, thank you.
You used to preserve English.
Yeah, I...
Who?
I'm not...
Hold on.
The donation wasn't begun yet, it's starting in two minutes, get those ready.
In two minutes. Yay, the wind is with us now.
Yeah, now living with Cigarita is tough because you know, getting a diagnosis,
you know, it takes years and the reason why is because it's just so hard to diagnose.
A lot of doctors will diagnose you with all sorts of things before you actually get diagnosed.
I imagine being sick constantly and having no idea why you're getting sick.
And then imagine on top of that being treated and having to go to the dark as a bunch
for things that they think it is, but it actually isn't.
Because the doctors don't even know about this condition existing.
So it's truly like hell to live with it, so it's really, really important
the work that we make at the University Foundation is here.
And I will stop yapping about all of it,
So we can get on with it in my wall.
And the last thing I'll say to you is that we've made a big difference because people...
Whenever we do these cyclotons, there's always a little bit of an uptake in plastic donations in the US.
So we're really having an impact on how to do that.
Good truck.
Alright boys, the great Umamusame war of 26 begins now.
I don't know anything about it.
There's a horse.
Horse girls.
Horse girls.
Horse girls.
Your favourite horse girl.
Oh, gee!
Alright, boys.
I'll have to love a bit of time to show them.
Boys is gender neutral.
Boys are gender neutral now.
Oh, the first one was for Kitasan Black.
Harurara!
help my immune warrior
elundus corps, elundus corps, elundus corps, elundus corps, elundus corps, elundus corps,
elundus corps, elundus corps, elundus corps, elundus corps.
Okay, okay, okay.
El condor pastor have to share something with my fellow L clinica.
Oh go.
Al condor pastor.
Oh wow.
Okay, damn.
Wow.
I wish horses were real too.
I wish horses were real too.
I wish horses were real too.
I wish horses were real.
Oguri cap.
Oguri cap.
Oh my god, the donations are coming in thick and fast.
And it's another donation for Oguri cap.
And we've got Manhattan Cafe coming in with a donation.
We've got plenty of Oguri caps coming in.
Would you look at that.
I can go folding it.
If you guys can come fast enough, I can keep that going.
I can keep the announcement going.
that man's wife and gold sheep! Gold sheep!
Starts a little slower but catches up to the Elfondilpasta. That's a lot of
gulchee by the way it doesn't count if you say it multiple times you say it once.
Eternal Darnham! Nice nature! How many horses are in this race?
Manhattan Cafe!
cafe with another burst of it all
die with scarlet the goat
I probably shouldn't be donating because
poverty but I also probably shouldn't
have spent like two hundred and fifty
dollars to pull my gold man hat and be
fair
well guru true we love our fatty
oh guru care
a fantastic long runner
NTR
wait no this is for my favorite
fatty in whose IRL counterpart was
So good that he forced the race in association to change. Okay
ugly cap
All glory to the emperor simply
Root off just like supporting the race with a wonderful star simply Rudolph with a fantastic no
No, the ant name is Spass.
Oh, shit.
Oh, the Wettfinger's Tachyon.
Oh my God, the donations are coming in big and fast.
Which humor will be taking it?
Super Freak arrives!
This race just got a lot more exciting.
Oh, Manhattan Cafe!
Sunbeaks ahead with another donation!
My goat. Coolest, cutest dork.
Oh!
Baggazine.
Baggazine.
Baggazine!
Oh, grass wonder.
Oh, grass wonder.
Oh, wonderful, ume.
Nice nature, cubes.
Ogre cap.
Oh!
Another Ogre cap donation.
Ogre cap might be sneaking away on the front here.
There's Taki on Yang Rai.
What another Agnes?
Agnes Digital, the most degenerate of them all.
True! It's the most degenuma that can secure the spot on the podium. We'll see.
And look at that, that's what they're racing for. It's for the hills of Toyama.
That will go to the victor. The spoils for mountaintops. The top three places on the podium.
Gold, silver, bronze. We're all winners today because it goes towards charity, but only one can get them.
Resurrecting from the dead to claim a spot on the podium. Too soon, I'm sorry.
Repping my goat narrator Brian way too early. Yes, I'll have to go into Brian again. What's a pity?
The golden gold. Oh my gosh
Here's a chip watching with my grandma, and she'd like to know when you will be doing a Japanese cigarette
Tealist
What does a dollar nation for that?
Kiran. Thank you
We are breezing past 634, just like the speed of all of our Ochees on those Umes.
On those Umes, they are the Umes kind of.
What am I saying? I'm losing my mind.
Who knew coming to league a battle you can't even see?
Mario Kart is best horse, yeah.
Mario! Mario Kart has appeared on the course.
What a ridiculousness is this?
I would gladly be a goo goo baby for Super Creek.
Goo goo gaga, that's the sound of you stealing candy from the baby as you get into that place.
Connor you don't mind if I be silly for a few minutes?
Of course.
Been sorry for this El Underscore.
El Underscore?
El Underscore?
Okay, I don't mind, I mind.
El Underscore?
I mind. I mind.
Okay, okay!
Oh.
Oh, Major McQueen entering this race.
Oh my goodness.
We've never had 70 humas in one race, but it is a spectacular race.
One for a good cause, for a charity, or something beyond all of it.
Look right here. Humanity itself is at stake in this race.
Who will take it? It's hard to say.
I will keep tackling.
Sanino Gimlet, oh my gosh.
Fantastic cocktail and even beroma.
A wonderful strike. Turn to the race.
All right, that's plenty of time left for this race.
Your favorite to make a sneaky comeback.
It is not based on ability, speed, power.
is based on braveries who open those wallets. It finally matters.
Paralara, daughter.
Oh.
Agnes Tachyon, who doesn't want a woman who will just straight up end them.
True.
But will she be enough to end this race as a champion?
That will be the question. Let us find out the answer together.
With all those donations coming in thick and fast.
Oh man, beautiful day, a beautiful day for an umarex, wouldn't you say, chat?
Those donations are thick and fast and coming in very quickly.
Do not rest on your laurels, do not let your favorite Ume fall behind.
You must vote now.
Now you can only vote with one thing that matters.
Cold, hard cash to charity.
Don't forget in most countries it is tax deductible.
So what are you waiting for?
Get that money in now and start donating.
It is a free, infinite money that should support your Uma.
Whoo!
She's not on the list, but Armand I smokes them all.
A fantastic choice.
I don't actually have a horse in this race so to speak, but I'm an Ark Knight's player
so I'd mind the eager because she looks like a me out.
Ha!
Fair enough.
Hoi.
Hoi.
Thank you Connor, Chris and all the guests for raising money for the idea.
I'll be back in Japan next month.
Oh.
If we ever meet, drinks are on me.
Sounds good to me, stranger.
Gold ship for the win.
Gold ship!
Says you.
Yes!
Yigu.
Ara.
Yigu.
Ara.
Yigu.
Ara.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
There it is.
Where's the support for the supercar, Maruzensky?
Oh.
It's totally radical and bodacious.
Maruzensky.
That's the most maxed that's happened.
That's the most maxed that's happened.
From the Umei team Red Bull.
I think that's what I'm talking about.
It's like a plum.
It's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about plums.
I'm talking about the wonderful horse girls.
I'm in power to keep cycling, based on all of your appreciation for this.
Take down the tanhosa, mambo, mambo, omatsuri mambo.
Zaboo zaboo, yura yura, omatsuri mambo.
Oh!
Like Garnt in day four on the carousel bike,
we love NTL on narrow to top road.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Good.
I guess I like that.
My time is up yet.
I want to pass myself.
I go all the way through.
Very lovely.
Very nice.
These cyclathons helped me get through healing from nerve damage and being unable to walk two years ago.
Thanks for doing these yearly.
This year really, also gold ship.
Assume you're doing okay now?
I'll tell some of you.
I'm currently in Japan for three weeks
and I brought my bike and a gift for you from Seattle.
Oh wow.
Keep an eye out for a monk plushie on the bicycle.
If I see a monk plushie on the bicycle,
I will flag that person down.
Whoa, there's a 500-older nation.
Whoa.
What a great haste is the wind that's just blowing us.
It's about as tough as you can get for a cycling.
Here at the now.
Special week.
Oh.
Keep that speed going on the hill.
We're going uphill right now, it feels like a flat.
Do the wind empowers you like a stupid amount?
Yeah.
Vodder here. Thank you for using your platform for good.
Thank you.
And for taking us along the ride.
Which one am I best?
Yeah, that gold ship.
Jambali gold ship.
One of the current standing mods of our UMA race, how long do we have left?
Go to choice, NO!
Red light, no!
Such a beautiful speed going.
That would have been so nice to carry us over that hill.
Oh we had we had such a good pace
Seven nice, you hit it third place or nothing Wow we are breathing through this
More calories though
for our cute pink horsey Haru Raurara. Haru Rara! For my brain rock daughter Dai Taku,
Julius. I hear Pete. I hear Pete, oh gosh.
As for support for the Supercar, Daddy Zonsky, keep telling radical incoherentness.
Satisfy.
16 minutes remaining, number 19, around $840.
Number three order a cap three hundred and five dollars.
Wow.
Number three gold ship three invigorating.
Wonderful nice nature, one hundred and ninety dollars.
Number five Agnes Tecchi on one hundred and seventy five dollars.
Oh damn.
That's the current standings boys.
Gold ship you.
Oop.
Oop.
Oop.
Train part two pipe pipe pipe pipe pipe.
Oop.
Oop.
Oop.
Oop.
Oop.
First time relating to a great cause. Keep up the amazing much color Chris van gang and Pete
Also trial tarnished in search of the Lunders cool
London school
Oh, that is a strong tailwind. Look at that. Look at those flags that are left of us.
No.
Can we go this way?
Out of the kilometer? That's fine.
We're breezing through it and the wind with us.
Oh
Oh guru cap extend that second place lead
Can you beat? First place, Ogary Cap?
We need our Ogary Cap defenders out in the field.
Where are the Ogary Cap defenders? Where are you?
If there's not a like $5,000 difference, you can easily sway the battle shack easily.
So simply.
All that takes is one big oiler to swell, sway, turn the tide of war, pray for your
oiler to appear, and your time of need.
Haru-ra-ra forever.
Haru-ra-ra.
Haru-ra-ra.
Haru-ra-ra.
Haru-ra-ra.
Haru-ra-ra.
Haru-ra-ra.
Haru, Haru, Haru, Haru, Haru
I hope he doesn't rain tomorrow
Yeah, might not
Probably will, but might not
Come on, chat
Where's TTS?
Let's vote for more humours also
Go and tip for the win.
Gold here.
Yeah, I like gold here.
Does she like any old retired horse?
Of course we'll do a dining hall with gold here.
Keep peddling boys.
That's a pretty...
Mike's in the proper line.
My son, I'm gonna play Aguri Cap.
Oh, whoa!
Whoa!
500 on the nation.
It's an Aguri Cap.
Really, it's 640 boys.
Holy shit.
Aguri Cap, I told you, Chad.
Cap Oilers, I told you, chat.
Where my narrative, Brian, boy, is at what the freak chats.
Boy, is there a 1K donor too?
I didn't see that.
Oh shit, this is getting interesting all of a sudden, huh?
It's very interesting.
Which you're gonna be able to take it boys.
Let's find out.
Hello. This is Chris's dumpy. Wink wink so much cake.
Wow, he's talking to me. Chris's cake is talking to me, guys.
I'm just gonna say hello.
Hi.
Pardon.
I don't know how to put it.
I don't know how to put it.
Oh shit!
Phew!
Oh shit!
Ho shit!
Oh fuck a 1k donor. Holy shit.
How does it take the lead boys?
I know it's 640.
What's with them all?
Holy shit, how do you run around must be in the lead now?
Psyche Shetl has the greatest handgun ever made.
The single action army.
Six bullets.
More than enough to kill any ooma that moves.
Big brain, bigger head, he might be our fight.
Oh, good choice. Will it be enough to sway the battle?
I hope you continue to collect lots of donations I will give all my blood and
sperm for you. Okay. I won't say I probably don't need those. I think you're good to keep them.
I'm good. I should like freaking good.
Oh, you're going to keep that for real.
Sorry, it must be close.
That's 40-chatton, well, at least we'll be for the day as well.
I would just cross.
I've never played this game, but Super Creek can pamper me.
Let's take a thing about the game. You don't have to play.
appreciate how beautiful they are
look at this
oh
we are at 638 nearly 639 so close to 640 boys we're waiting for let's get it let's
Let's get it, lads!
Hi Connor, my favourite horse is Medjero, but my wife's boyfriend loves MTR to the top road.
Really? That's interesting.
Nice nature beam in third just makes sense.
Aww, poor nice nature.
Three minutes left on the gunner.
Three minutes left.
Gotta get my girl narrator Brian on the board.
639, we are one K-way off 640 chap.
Just imagine how happy Pete's gonna be.
He's gonna be screaming, keying and wailing.
Well, it's fucking cold, guys.
I'm going to drink another coffee.
Then we'll be like a godpeat, no matter.
Walking along, walking along, there we go.
And we can go slow speed here to eat back on the road.
It's quite a busy town though, I'm not really sure we are.
OK, no cars coming.
Mario Clark can still win guys. He's not out for the count yet.
I'm gonna sleep on Mario.
He shows up when you least expect it.
Last and a minute remaining boys, is Haru Uradar going to take it?
Is the 1K donation enough to sway this battle?
With race?
Then Haru Uradar's favor?
Did you say whale or glee cat?
Oh, shit.
Sugary Requiem with the 1K donation.
For Ogurika.
Special week.
The 100-odd donation for special week.
Oh my god, the snipe.
The last second snipe, dude.
Ogurika.
Haruhura fans in shambles right now.
Cooking out the pieces.
It's not the first time they've been there.
Let's see how this race plays out
$640,000 raised for charity gentlemen. It's fantastic
And with that snipe the war is over
there it is boys let's get the final results from the mods let's tell you up
the list let's see how it how it's shook down here did that snipe work I mean
hey what is the 640 so even if it didn't work it's beautiful
a slow poke is never late nor is he early it snipes the end of the Pokemon race
precisely when it's too oh no
Miles tell me the shanding cuz the final results
We're going through the city, aren't we?
This is a classic Google walking route. It takes you down all the science streets.
It's like, oh, we can shave off 0.1 seconds by going down someone's house.
Number 10 Super Creek $75.
Okay.
Number 9 Narita Top Road $75.
They definitely had more.
That's wrong.
$100 number seven Manhattan Cafe $100 number six Agnes tacky on
$175 number five special week $200 number four gold ship
$401
Number one Aguri cap
$2,130
$2,060 number three nice nature
It was pretty close but you didn't get a cap in Haruura, huh?
Damn. Damn.
Haruura couldn't even win this race.
Orgaricap had to steal it.
No. So sad for Haruura.
And still, he hasn't won a race.
But you know what, Chashu's smiling because she raised money for charity and doesn't
know what it's all about.
How do we need this one?
Oh good, he got it.
How do we need it?
How is everything happy?
Last, I'm sure you mean?
Right.
Really?
Call that.
Hi Connor.
Call me some rice.
It's not cycling in Coastal California.
It has two things you love, southern hills.
Oh, well, I don't like yours. I like some, though.
We all know how we were our last every second of the race, no matter the result.
True.
Oh, where is the station?
Oh, it's a caution road.
Okay, scared me.
Oh, here we go.
Where is Chris taking us?
Are you taking us to the snack bar district?
Do you like to drink on it?
Well, here's all the girl bars of this town, where are we?
Are you sure? Do you want to drink?
You was it?
How you doing?
Bar girl?
The original name.
Ha ha.
Baibir. Baibir.
What's buying there? I don't know what that is.
Loads of girls bars, hot stuff, dream, lady M, Lord Birkin.
Ah yes, let's get a bar Birkin.
Birkin.
I have to say this is one of the most roots of all time.
We do, but they're not going to...
That guy's sped up.
He's offended at the thought of giving you right of way.
Yeah, I don't think Japan will ever stop on zebra crossings.
I don't know.
But even though it's required in the war, they just don't do it.
I really get excited.
I get hard on them.
What?
cities that go under the radar right? You get a hard one? Is there enough? There's no tourists ever,
so you get the whole place to yourself. That is true, there's no very tourists.
We'll stop and then we'll gather.
He gets a harmon for it, sure.
Wow, that is a gnarly, apartment building.
I've seen better days.
It's like a Welsh hospital.
Probably nice, yeah.
Are we going right here?
Oh, fucks sake.
Play music in there.
I like the trend, yeah do you know what I mean, do you know what I mean, this is a
town that's really freaking nice, reminds me a lot of Kirby, Grimsby, got lots of characters
and characters
Well, it would be your top five cities that go onto the radar, top five cities that go
onto the radar.
It's not here.
Ah, that's fair, yeah.
It's not here.
Okay.
Let me get a seat here.
Okay.
That's biased.
Oh, yeah, one of them is used for that.
I don't think that's going to go to the radar anymore.
No, it's going to be kind of put on the map.
Shropshire.
I told them I did a book signing and the only people who were favourable about their own
town were the treks.
I mean that makes sense.
When I shook hands with everyone and signed a book I was like where are you from?
And they were like you know Birmingham, Manchester, London.
And I was like what's it like there?
They're like see it every single time.
I'm the only couple when I asked them where you're from and they were like drop ship.
I'm like is it nice?
They were like yes but they're lovely man.
What's going on with drop ship?
What do you think I really made?
I mean it does look quite nice.
Straight?
That's a rare thing. That's a rare thing in the UK.
Oh yes. I love Wales.
I live in your town, not Wales.
My town? Not so much. Maybe the town over, but I've never told them that.
I've got a nice day and I'm not at it.
Isn't that where Theresa May is from?
I know, it's Maidenhead.
Oh, Maidenhead, right, of course.
In the 70s.
OK, well, why are we at two maidens?
They gave the world drinking water.
OK.
They gave the world drinking water, so...
They gave the world drinking water, so...
Really now?
Yeah.
Fair enough.
With your tan, give us colour, eh?
The B-Botic plate?
Theresa May fucking chlorinated water, eh?
OK.
Our people.
OK, well, my bad.
Right? I can't be right.
Oh, I see. I know where we're going.
Ah, we're going here.
Oh, yeah, I saw the sign for it.
Fishy.
Very fishy.
Malaysian word of the day, naga, n-a-g.
Dragon?
Dragon means dragon and mystical beast in front of the wall.
Slash, slash.
Slash, slash.
Are you trying to do a little break?
Yep, there we go.
I got you, bro.
I clocked you instantly.
I knew your word.
I knew your setup.
I knew your techniques.
I knew everything.
You're gamed, 40 trash, obliterated.
Send back to the shadow realm.
Forty degree heat, Malaysia.
That's a very fishy smell.
There's a line that's been cropped.
Oh my God, there's a guy on the road in a...
What the hell?
He's going the wrong way.
Where are we?
Where is this place?
Bloody van game, mate.
Crispy board, more like a crisp baker, flaunting that cake like that.
The man has half of Japan hoping for a slice.
Oh, wait a minute. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Waiter.
I'm gonna be down.
What?
No way!
No way!
We gotta do a little, we gotta replay the uh, how do we say it?
Welcome to the Cyclothon Kingdom!
From the paddocks to the podiums, let's see whose hoods reign supreme in third place is!
It is uh, nature.
Nice nature?
Nice nature, yes.
Nice nature is how I feel when I see those Dono's number go up and in second place is...
And in first place, the winner of the inaugural Cyclothon Keenan is, O'Gurdy Cab.
There you go.
There you go.
O'Gurdy Cab.
Look at that.
That's not a lie, my friends.
She is a very strong racer.
You look beautiful in her mouth.
Beautiful in her mouth.
We saw her keep us on black though.
We did see her.
I'm majestic.
We're the only one on the mountain.
We saw keep us on black though.
We did see it. I'm majestic.
It was the only one on the mountain.
I didn't know one of that. Only Navigate came from the mountain.
We wouldn't look at it.
Oh.
Right.
Oh, damn.
So, all right.
What are we looking at?
642 on the board?
640.
I'm so sorry. I might have misheard you.
I know some boys still on the board, so we got to...
Oh, so they need some extra stuff.
I can't help it.
Yeah, that's false information. This is like, I'm lying.
Just, guys, I don't lie.
Unless it's to his wife about hanging out with me.
That is actually true.
Where are you? And I'm like, uh, I'm at the library.
Um, I need to put this on my thing camera.
You're at the library.
And my wife's like, yeah.
You're going to tell me to leave the library.
And then my wife's, she just hears him and I go,
there's another two paleo's please.
And I go, that's fine, they have a special
on paleo books with Connor.
Sex.
Sex.
What did I do?
Band gang.
What did I do?
He touched you.
Band gang, more like gang band, mate.
Gang band.
What?
I'm not gang banging anybody in there.
What the hell is going on?
We have a respectable enterprise in that band.
We're signing checks for charity.
I'm doing great, mate.
This is my favorite day of the year.
You.
Well, trust me, because you're here.
Because the scenery's been absolutely amazing.
That could also include me.
I mean, look at those mountains.
I know.
It's actually stunning.
I love it how you've got the hills, then the mountains,
then the bigger mountains, and finally the monster mountains.
You always claim, like, when you lived in Sindai and in Morioka,
And now, like the great urban jungle of Tokyo, it's just like, awful.
But you love waking up and saying, ah, the mountains.
Well, it's because in the UK, we don't,
from much of the UK, we don't have mountains.
People cruise to find me when I say that mountains.
We do have mountains.
Wales has got them.
But not like this.
I mean, that's like, twice the height of the tallest mountain
in the United Kingdom.
That's what I find out.
I think something beautiful is there's
a sense of adventure, like, what?
It's beyond the mountains.
So it's not.
Are they called this?
Yeah, it's like, although, what's going to find is that, oh,
I have some biscuits.
It does look, it gives it this, like, every day I'd wake up,
I would never tire of seeing it.
Yeah.
Well, that's the first thing you saw when you came to Japan,
because you, of course, worked just over that mountain.
You worked at a school.
That's right.
And we're going to get mounts on.
Oh, sweet.
I didn't tell them a corner, but I should pick up.
Hey, car.
Chad, has Chris read from his book yet?
No.
Has Chris written his book yet?
I'm excited about them. I am too. If people buy it, they'll be a book tour.
Shall we go inside? I'm buying.
That's why sales are bad.
Will he be eating Toyama Black Ramen? I want Connor to eat it.
I want to watch him eat it, but I don't want to eat it myself.
Oh, okay. That's not a fair treat.
Guys, don't let me forget that. And really quick, look, very quick.
There's a secret, hidden Easter egg on this.
I guess the mountains would be cool with that.
It is the mountains which could all be gone.
We're going inside a cool place, you wanna come check it out with us?
This thing is...
I didn't know you were gonna call me.
What the hell is this thing?
I feel like this new attachment...
What do you mean?
It's a worm!
A worm worm!
It has to be a worm!
A worm worm!
It's my favourite.
That's just favourite.
Hopefully you guys can see in here.
I'm glad you have a favourite.
It reminds me of the video game Worms, which is my childhood in the 90's.
You play that mountain?
Worms!
Worms?
What game is that?
You know worms, when you like, you shoot, you shoot, you shoot, you shoot, you shoot.
It's like aim the grenade or the shot on each other.
I only know worms from a golf game.
Well, why a golf game?
You gotta play worms, bro.
You play a golf game and there's that worm map that you can see, cause there's nothing but a spell.
Hey, it's Mouse.
Yeah, we're gonna get him.
Hey, it's worm.
Hey, P!
How's it going?
How's it going, boy?
I missed my stardew farm, but I've replaced it with something better.
Farming donations.
Farming donations.
I can't wait, although I have oral farming lately.
Set your phases from stunted excitement.
They've got drinks in the fruit.
Like all apple juice in an apple.
No.
So wait, that sounds amazing.
It's like you can eat the apple after you drink it.
You can fuck the apple juice.
You get a whole apple juice.
What?
You said gang?
Gang?
Van bags?
And then...
Oh wow.
I'll show you now.
What is this thing?
Wow, don't drink your calories though, it's going to trap you.
Wow, it's so good.
Oh, great food, father.
I'm good.
I have.
I have.
Really funny.
Okay, I'll have a little bite.
Nabi's there.
Alright, how can I help you?
Mmm, great food.
Oh, look at that, that's cute.
So, yeah.
Oh, that one.
Whole grape sandwiches.
I don't do anything.
I also like coffee things right now.
Oh, I hear something.
Well, that's not long.
This was decided by Chris by the way.
This was my birthday next week.
Yes.
I'm well well.
Happy early birthday.
Happy early birthday.
Glad it's funny.
Now it's okay.
We're two gay nations.
Oh, now you got your money, right?
Yes.
I already own the baby.
Oh, I'm free again.
Say good morning for Lacey.
I'm paying for Starbucks. I'm getting the Starbucks
Strawberry?
Ooh!
Yeah! There's strawberry milk.
There's a little... Yeah, there's like this thing. I don't want to see this.
Do you want any?
I'll take the strawberry milk.
1,300.
Okay, this?
Okay, I want that.
What do you guys need to make an donation?
That's a good number.
I guess we're getting faster.
The question is decided.
I'm getting a new strawberry.
I'm getting a new strawberry meal.
Okay.
We're getting it.
We're getting it.
Don't worry.
This is exciting.
Alas, the cyclophone has become
mandatory.
Should we get a table?
We're still on bench.
We're still on bench.
We used to have a bench, I guess, over there.
At the table.
For my strawberry meal.
Is there a door seating?
There is not a door seating.
Well, let's take it.
That's right.
Yeah?
No, it's not on the computer.
Let's see the table.
Let's take the table.
Yeah, man.
We used to have this bench.
That makes it incredible.
What?
Of course, yeah, I think.
Okay.
I would like to have one strawberry meal, please.
We can eat your strawberry meal.
Can you look at my strawberry?
Yeah.
Thank you for being in Singapore to yourself.
Okay.
This is the fastest six hours I've ever felt a stream go in my life.
Really?
Fastest.
It's pretty fast.
It's so much fun.
I feel like it's one in two hours.
Yeah.
There you go.
You heard it from the boss.
I got banana pudding.
I had my great fidgets.
Nature's desserts, we call it.
Get back to nature.
This place should just be quiet before we come in.
Yeah, it rolls off asleep.
I'm sorry.
No, it's not you. It's Chris.
Me?
He went around. He started saying horrible things.
He started saying horrible things when he saw the pudding.
He was like,
Come on.
He did it.
He told me that.
He's got a one-year-old.
The Gaffney guy.
That's what you said.
You said that?
Yes.
You didn't have the top camera.
That's absolutely correct.
And then you said actually...
And the words of Marcus Aurelius.
Oh.
Don't hope that a fence will turn out the way you want.
Welcome events in whichever way they happen.
That is the part.
We've already reused that.
Wait, was that the guy who said...
Oh, fine equation.
Father to a murder.
Oh, really?
Husband to a murder.
Wife, I'll have my vengeance in this life of the next.
That's glad you're here.
And that's nothing to...
The soul becomes dying with the colour of its notes.
Can I take a quote?
Yep.
Oh, God, this is gonna make one up.
Sound sticky.
Oh, fuck it, is it?
What are these from?
They should have a bio-shock book.
A bio-shock book.
A bio-shock book.
A bio-shock book.
A bio-shock book.
A bio-shock book.
That's a much more fuck.
Would you kindly talk to me?
Oh, well, you're looking at kids, aren't you?
OK.
Oh, so you're looking at my children's cake?
How does it help to make troubles?
How do you like the morning, then?
OK.
How does it?
How does it happen?
British people love a good whinge.
They do love a good whinge.
So, like, it helps you process your time.
It's interesting that your handwriting is worse and worse
as this goes on.
I don't know.
I do.
I do.
OK.
The most one is so neat.
Look at that.
Look how neat that is.
And then we get to here.
How does it help?
How does it help?
Scrawling to the madman.
Very little is needed to make a happy life.
It is all within Fanny Mart.
That's a rich one.
That's interesting.
Mark isn't really with it.
He didn't say that.
Why did we have this little book of knowledge?
Oh, I wrote it years ago.
Oh, really?
Could you borrow me some, please?
That's kind of nice. You kept it on the screen.
Remember the wisdom of...
I've got to practice your writing.
I do need to practice my writing.
Mm-hmm.
I'll do it.
He's written it in two books.
So we're going?
We're going there now?
After our dessert.
The Wonders of...
What do you think?
It's the Wonders of the Buried Forest.
It's an underground forest.
Underwater forest, sorry.
Oh, he's got a water forest?
New biome unlocked.
It's called the Buried Forest Museum.
We have to swim underwater to get out.
Oh my God, that's better than going to the ice wall.
Okay, why would we go to the ice wall?
That's at the end of civilization.
We should not go to the ice wall.
Hmm?
Oh, sorry, sorry.
We have to go to the ice wall so we can unlock the other biomes.
Hmm.
Do you know about this theory?
So the world is flat, obviously, we all know that, and there's an ice wall that separates us from the world we know and the new continents, the Great Ice Wall.
That's what Cortez was looking for. He landed in Mexico.
It's just true. It's the flatter theory.
Is this just true, Red Mouse?
Yes, it's true. 100%.
100%.
We have never found a lava biome, like a full one.
Yeah, why would there be so many video games there?
I think you're found in just west of London
Okay, so you ruined my cool joke
Guess what donations are we at?
Six to six, like it's on the table
Six hundred and forty-one thousand, one hundred and eighty, we've got
Magical Blue Dragon, twenty-five dollars says nothing, thank you Magical Blue Dragon
An honest ten dollars says nothing, thank you, normalist
Thank you
Whoa hundred fifty dollars
Fantasms. Oh, I'm so freaking proud of you. Get what you're doing for the world. Happy to sport. Anyway, I can greetings from the Netherlands I come
1000 150 dollars. That's amazing
Collin's gonna have a fantastic
I think gator Daniels our clubhouse leader today. We also had the I'm trying to we had emerald to get
4,000. Yeah, from Mother's Sky Dagger. The Bad Beagle. So a lot of people have given quite a lot of, I mean, it's been the same day for the first one of the week.
And just think, we still have more to go. Peter fact. Let's not say that. It's a little too close to something I don't want to be associated with.
How's my name never been cool, it's like to Peter out means to lose interest and then
I have this whole pita fact which sounds awful and spoken word and like it's just I can't
catch a break.
Who's the cameraman filming the mainland cake?
Who was the cameraman?
Ed Harris was in not he's an actor.
There's one long strong Buzz Lightyear and then a guy who stayed in the Buzz Algin and
the guy who stayed in the ship in case they died.
Oh, I think it was him.
Yeah, it's the third guy.
But Alan Shrugger, he was the first.
He was the first, I don't know.
Someone Barry Steele.
Chopsticks, I don't know.
But yeah, that guy was awesome.
Imagine if like, Collins.
How would you feel being the second person of all comedy and forever being forgotten?
I would love that.
I'm like...
No one's been on the moon.
It's not me.
See, I'm gonna be the first this.
You can still be the first.
You went all that way just to get the second footstep on the mean.
I don't think they went there for the glory of being the first.
That's a glass half empty perspective, isn't it?
That's like the most negative interpretation of doing it.
I'm gonna be in Toyama in 20 minutes as A. Franklin, Internet 10 Dollars,
but then I have to hop on another train to Tatayama so I won't be able to say hi.
Hope the rest of your day is goo.
It's a good deal.
But like you're second...
You're in a lovely place, good luck.
Second place in the cyclothrone, right?
It's powder whispers, how does it feel to be second?
It's a real sound.
Slobby second.
I'm glad to... I'm very much prefer being a side character.
See, I don't look at it like that.
I think there are...
There's a whole side character in the main character's story,
she's not here.
Why?
It's just a weird way to do the world.
Everyone is a character main or a side character.
Poor old...
side-by-side on the CWVH story. On Chris's phone he's got labeled side, side, NPC.
Yeah, what's my ranking now? 12. He ranks as American Friends.
NPC that gives out non-important quests.
So where's my grapefruit?
And?
It must be carving a grapefruit by hand.
Whoa, this is fun. Oh, that's chat. Okay, wait.
I can hear some sort of device.
It sounds like it's dispensing custard. Your strawberries are coming out.
Wow. The stock is still coming.
Is this custom made? Yeah.
This looks great. It's way more reliable.
Yeah, it's not like that.
Look at that cheesy expression on McWorm.
McWorm. Oh, you say come back. Here you go.
Oh, you like it?
Did you guys, uh, did one get second place or first?
That's what I love. That's what I'm here for.
I love the big iron worm.
Oh yeah, what do you like about it?
At first it was unsettling.
And then as time passed, I could do it.
Sure. That's insane.
Wait, you can zoom in?
On the worm? Oh my god, that's amazing.
He's been zooming in, he's been zooming in on me.
I'm zooming in on me.
The worm has spoken to me, it's demanded more donations.
It's not even a request at this point.
It's a demand system.
It's a demand, okay?
They're people who have to work and talk.
Yeah, so 666,000, right?
They've got them all.
Oh God, oh God.
There's the deer.
Oh God.
Why am I getting shot?
Well, sacrifices must be made.
Listen, she's got a big iron on her head.
What?
She will.
She's been looking for a reason.
You know, big iron is a powerful gun, but so is the iron in your pocket.
The credit card.
Spend it.
Swipe it.
It's right here, well within your grasp.
It's just one quick err, well out the dust of,
we haven't used this in a while.
Time for my yearly donation.
Because if we get to 666,000,
you're gonna have one happy worm.
And you don't wanna ruin our day, do you?
Yeah, you don't want to, wait.
Can you put that thing up?
I'm putting it in a chat now.
Oh, it's going to chat.
So there it is, I'm waiting to see
where it's coming from or no new biomes
maybe we should come to the museum and we would have been ready
are they preparing it?
or is the food that's taking a lot of time
are they growing a new strawberry?
I think they're growing strawberries
so I need to wait
with like scared of the windows
okay so starting that takes seven days
Sometimes Stardew Valley takes a long time, sometimes it grows in some places, sometimes
it grows in four days, sometimes it grows in more days.
What is the worst aspect about Stardew Valley?
That you're not joining us yet?
Nothing.
Yeah, but you're not joining us yet.
I think it might be one of the best games ever made.
Full stop.
Based on its purpose.
It's like Elden Ring is better for me, but if you like any sort of farming simulator or this kind of game
It's the best of its version ever. That's how good it is. It's amazing
And the only thing that's missing is that you are
Well that does happen when I play with them like where are you she's like
Thank you for the $1 gym. Hey, we'll take it we need to keep raising it
So we've got outcomes, Chris, and the nodgery of fruits.
Yes, I want the one where I drink from the drink.
Like in my strawberry meal?
Like everyone.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Prototype Reaper with a $25, brother.
Did I just say fuck?
He said cut.
Chris is trying.
He's going to make you pay?
Yes.
That's a money who you.
I don't even get that.
When I try not to use paying, I double borrow it.
I've been paying for everything.
I think it's when you found out.
Well, now, hold on. You haven't been paying for everything.
It's time for us to raise...
Wait, someone just give us a thousand dollars.
Okay, we've got two big donations coming in here.
Okay, we've got more of us, more of Sudu.
If there's going to be fish in this underwater forest might mouse might want to swap that bit and it's cut off
but
Big iron for a harpoon
But then unbelievable the dapper ninja. I think you've noticed me must be sneaking around somewhere
$1,000 fine
Take my overtime money so cruel bananas under water. Thank you for your overtime cash, brother. Seriously
Yeah, nice.
I guess I'll eat this.
I need another bite.
Okay.
How's your banana pudding?
Simply foolish.
Fine.
What is this?
Okay, so they're giving me this kind of cookie it's on that my fork can scratch with.
I'm on my screen.
Uh-oh.
Let's try it.
Not again.
Good?
Okay.
I don't know what a graham cracker is, I guess.
You don't know what a graham cracker is?
Graham crackers are godlike.
How do you not know what a graham cracker is?
Well in the UK we have the Fumbly Wumbly Biscuits, which I have every Sunday in my afternoon.
What's the jammy dodgers?
Those are my favorite.
Jammy Dodgers.
Is that what they're called?
Yes.
Those are the best with a little red thing and then
But graham crackers clear easily graham crackers are so good the fumble wumble
How about you guys fumble some money into this account right here? Oops. I dropped it into a great cause
That's a terrible disaster
We got two twenty five dollar donations from Kimi Chanda
Pete and the worm made a great point and Cosiris, please don't shoot Pete great worm
And then the nutty sauce says, hey, I'm disabled and normally don't donate to stuff, buns are tight, but I know this is a good cause. Much love to Iron Mouse and Seagog from Canada.
I like to think that we were also included in that little...
That's a great message though, thank you for taking the time to donate.
You normally don't do this sort of thing, it is going to an amazing cause.
Take care of yourself first, and foremost, then.
Do you know Biskoff?
I love Biskoff.
That's Graham Crackers.
They said.
Biskoff.
That's what I say when I'm angry.
Just Biskoff.
Why is it called something different than that, though?
Well, you guys invented the language,
and then we were like, we'll take it from here.
You have tumble-wumbles.
You've got type shit.
Yeah, we've got type shit.
But my type shit is not just like,
sweeter than cross-backer.
Mm.
You guys just kind of, like, butchered everything.
Well, at some point with the language, I just can't make sense of it, so.
Australians, I think, are the worst, though.
I have no idea what they're talking about.
Biskoff is not graham crackers. Shut up, Pete.
I didn't say it was. I read what they said.
It's not a surprise.
You know what I realized? Is that, um, why you house that?
I... When you read chat messages, or not you, but like, normally like a streamer,
a little like this, they'll say,
graham crackers are meant to be like digestive biscuits, okay?
They'll do this, like, lower tone, right?
I like to read messages with a little bit of character.
Then they think I said it, so I say like,
Mischoff is kind of like a graham cracker,
but it's actually, I'm reading this guy,
and then they're like, you son of a bitch.
You're too good at your job.
Well, I just-
When you're the guy that's reading this.
Your great son, here lies Pete, he was too good.
Well, it's just a little bit of Conrad S. Morris with Q2,
and she taught him what a graham cracker was.
That's how I like the streamer voice.
So you had a graham cracker with Q2, didn't you?
You know what I swore in?
I did.
cracker marshmallow chocolate crackers are kind of like blams right?
no!
no!
biscoff is...
you know what? I'm not taking any more...
I mean I want a glorious but I don't want a grass factory
I want a grass factory
whoa!
that's got it
that'll be it
that'll be it
oh fuck that's out of the way
you gotta add it to the thing
I'm not sure I can trust you
that was during 25
is that actually...
probably
Yeah, it's a sugar.
It's a sugar.
All eggs.
187 minimum.
I got a couple of donuts coming in, guys.
So, Patrick wasn't able to cycle alongside you
when you were eating lunch.
But glad I was when I was on my way home.
Not even a skirt will stop me from cycling with you.
Do you see somebody on the road?
Maybe they're on the road in spirit.
This is a big boy.
We've got a $500 donation from Zarkasm.
Halo legendary fund.
Abigail rocks as hard as her diet.
That's funny, that's a starting reference
because she eats rocks.
Connor doesn't know what he's missing.
Mason, thank you.
I love you, Chris, from Abdullah.
Oh, thank you, Abdullah.
You're a legend.
My cakes, please, can you tell Rosie
to get ready for school?
As much as we love you guys, education is important.
That's true, that's true.
Rosie, don't end up like us.
Extremely.
Go to school.
Failure is a man.
My mom still calls it twach.
She doesn't know what she's talking about.
She's just actually a British.
She's actually one of my favorites.
We used to have twaches every Monday.
Every Monday after school.
Some after frolicking in the fields.
Oh, El Capone, righto, and Pete.
This is the boyfriend from Australia watching.
My girlfriend watching.
Just for you, mate.
You're very kind.
Hey, Pete, I'll have you know us Australians
into a long time improving English language to its peak form.
Go have a slap at the pokies, mate.
Fuck an oath.
You're my good egg.
What the fuck did she just say?
Slap at the what?
The pokies.
It's the place you do gamble.
In the bars.
In the bar.
They have a gold slot machine that they call the pokies.
It's a great place.
It's a great world.
Crack it.
How are you, brother?
You're good.
Stop.
By the man who drinks.
It's probably another 30 calories.
30.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Don't drink your calories, brother.
It's just sugar.
No, it's not. It's fruit.
What do you think fruit is?
Fruit is nature's air.
Fruit is nature's sugar.
Yeah, it's a bit mincemeat.
That doesn't make the calories.
How many calories?
No.
They're good calories.
I don't know.
I'm not saying this is bad.
Oh, my God.
Let's not teach him that.
Let's not teach him good calories.
There's not that many calories.
There's not that many calories.
Oh, how many calories in a great fruit?
There's no battery.
80?
60.
I'm feeling farmichic you know, we're desiccating
He's got a great fruit
Oh boy
Grock is a great fruit vitamin C
Exactly, it's like a tangy little citrus
Oh, thank you
In terms of calories, you're looking at roughly 50 to 60 calories
Yeah, 50 to 60 calories
Okay, I add it to the list
Are you asking AI?
He's asking AI
Right, I don't know why he can't do that
I don't know why you can't Google it. 50 calories.
That's a small grapefruit.
That's 20 calories. That's quite a big grapefruit.
It's also the juice version. Not even...
At least from half of it.
Shall we go through the...
Dilly-dallyed long enough.
We've dilly-dallyed with our journey dodgers.
Would you like to take this handy, I'm sorry.
One K don't know, Captain Caraghe?
Congrats on raising $640,000 so far.
Connor, Chris, Paul, Ian, Nabi, Pete, Gambade to the end.
Listen, if a name like Captain Caraghe doesn't rouse Chris from his slumber, healthy calories.
Anonymous, colon cancer is on the rise among adults under 30, so don't sleep on your daily fiber.
colonoscopy is painless and nothing's scary.
Slight cow.
Yeah, very poor.
Is it painless?
Mine didn't feel great when he dug around with that up there.
So that was, but in the laxative they give you though,
it's not the most fun.
Let's talk more soon to you.
Let's go.
Next to that, okay.
Obviously, I'm sure.
It comes up the other side.
You ready, Max?
I'm ready.
I'm excited.
Never apologized, Nabi.
We're almost at $645,000.
We're killing it, bro.
The only apology is that I'm sorry I didn't raise enough yet.
But we're working on it.
Is the chip necessary?
Don't need this?
I just want it.
Please.
I'm just going to lose it.
I lose everything.
Thank you so much, Sid.
so much Sid donating what I can as I'm getting ready to move but I love the
streets I appreciate you all and this cause every year thanks for all that you
do legend the monks men what are you right now 644,153 dollars I did
It's kind of like a comedy if you ain't got nothing better to do.
Is this a gift shop?
How did you see that immediately?
This is the only gift shop.
I can't wait to get a gift.
It's a very small gift shop. I don't know what you can possibly get.
Mine broke on accident. Sorry.
Oh, I'll buy it.
Come inside.
It's a pocket ass size.
I did that.
That's a lot of little shirts.
Oh, it's small.
Oh!
Oh, I'll find something already.
Yeah? You're on?
Yeah.
I'm thinking of going there in May.
Yeah?
We're 20,000 for the house.
So we'll view one of the big gauntlets.
I do not like climbing mountains, please tell me.
Thank you.
No, I do not like climbing mountains.
Especially after I've had surgery on my hands.
Hey, Chris.
Oh, ask for me.
Yes, I would.
It's at 3.30?
No.
No, no.
Come on, we're gonna be here.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, so?
Yeah, I think we should be in the master box.
We need to get 22,000 dollars.
What's that?
You want a climb?
Sure. I can do it.
Guys, look at your mics. We're going to talk to the camera all day long.
Is that where you're at?
No.
He's got some reports.
He's got some reports.
What?
He's got reports.
BBL.
No, BBL.
BBL.
Let's do it.
All right, BBL.
650, I'll do BBL.
You'll do a BBL.
650.
2,000 years ago, that's where it started.
What started here?
The underground trees.
The trees.
Around all of them.
You're talking about BBL.
What?
The what now?
BBL what?
The BBL what?
I was so proud.
It inspired me.
It inspired me.
It inspired me.
It inspired me.
It inspired me.
It inspired me.
It inspired me.
It inspired me.
It inspired me.
I'm proud.
Inspired me to do some, uh, looks nice.
That's so nice.
6K for PCBL.
Oh, you next person.
I want to see that baby ale.
I got a dick.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, what the heck?
Okay.
That's some mouse in there.
Go mouse, go.
Ah!
So that's someone who's buried beneath the earth.
That reminds me of Fort Lebron.
This is gotta be the next soul slot.
Need the buried forest, re-cite, and I guess this.
This is the first time this kind of looks like a dog playing us.
If you stand right there, like the illusion, maybe.
I don't think it does though.
No.
You got it.
This is the same tank.
It's the underwater trend.
It looks like it's not a tank.
It doesn't quite hit.
Is it? What makes the difference between this angle?
I don't know. It's kind of...
Oh, is it because of the shadow for the frame, I guess?
It's kind of dark in the car, you see.
It's shining in the dream.
It's shining in the dream.
Put the lens directly up to it, maybe that's...
Guess what are the reflections?
That's cool, that's cool, wait that looks awesome, look at that, ooooh, nice, I'm gonna
You're going to put the lens one up so it doesn't give you a reflection?
No, I'm not making it. It's just a pixelation has done better.
That's quite cool. So that's Roots still alive?
I guess.
I mean, that's great.
I want to go.
I think it's dead.
I guess it's a great effect.
That's cool.
What if it's just a plastic model that they've just claimed as real?
How do we know it's real?
It looks like that one box of golden ring where it's like she comes out of the trees.
Yeah.
You can't believe it.
You gotta let me solo her.
Millennium?
Millennium.
Oh, the putrid tree avatar?
Yeah, the putrid tree avatar tree.
My voice is so bad for you.
The avatar.
The base of my voice keeps like...
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
70,000.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
The one that's left to say.
The one that's left to say.
They have a limit area.
No, you have to.
First, we'll go to the beginning.
And then, you'll see.
We'll go right here to the end.
And I'll push the button.
13 degrees Celsius.
Wait.
Wait.
Yeah, awesome.
Jumping in that new jumping woman.
It might be the last in life in there.
I'm not that bad.
You're also strong.
I'm waiting for that all day.
670, and I'll get it done.
670, and I'll get...
You sound like a bounty.
670, and I'll get back.
That's a pretty cool gun.
Yeah, that'll be alright.
There's a little bit of a chance.
This is...
Oh, there's a little bit of a pan from the ceiling.
There's a little bit of a pan from the ceiling.
There's a little bit of a pan from the ceiling.
This is...
Oh, this is a good pan from the ceiling, right?
Yeah, oh, yeah.
It's in this weird stasis.
This is bad.
Could be the T-Virus in there, for we know.
It could be.
This could be the T-Virus.
Yeah, one sip.
We test it.
Do we know?
Yeah.
One sip.
We found it in 1954.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah.
It looks like they're digging in each other.
That's crazy.
That's cool.
They decided to make an excision.
That's cool.
Let's go on the next one.
It's a...
19.
19.
19.
You did it.
Found it.
Oh.
Don't be alarmed, it's not his knees cracking.
Just so you know, he's okay.
Well, if they want to sit while the aquarium is down, that way we can go up and down.
And there's the theme park.
Oh, the theme park?
Why are we free-walled, then?
Why are we free-walled?
Why are we free-walled?
And we've got a free ticket to the first floor.
Oh, first floor.
Now it's open.
Oh, wow.
They were very generous.
That's nice.
How long do we want to stay here?
Oh, well, you'll be a train.
Oh, it's good that light is in the interest.
Time to go to the ferris wheel.
I've seen 15,000 people watching, and I guess this tree was interesting.
Oh, the Wonder Water Tree.
Oh, that is pretty old.
The Wonder Water Tree.
All right, Charlie.
OK, we've got any noses out here.
So far, it's OK.
Now, the winner is a festival fest.
Time has spent a theme park.
Wow.
On less trees.
Yeah, just go back and sit.
OK.
Now, the winner is a festival fest.
Time has spent a theme park.
On less trees.
Yeah, just go back and sit.
OK.
I got 97% left on this camera so it should last actually, if not I've got the other
camera in my bag so I'm going to swap quickly.
Oh, thank you, man.
I'll just go and get one of those.
I'm kind of tired.
Oh, thank you.
This is your day. It takes eight visits
to make one of those supplies.
Wow.
I'm going to eat a bite.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, if I ever wait.
I need to return the battery, because you hold it for this side.
Oh, I'm gonna get it on this side.
I'm gonna get it on this side.
I'm gonna get it on this side.
I'm gonna get it on this side.
My new bathroom was...
They did that.
There you go.
Someday the camera man will get to go too.
So what's...
You have to do it?
Oh, yeah.
I can hold everything.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me one.
Oh, join me.
Here's what we got.
Omega bags.
That's true.
He's got both cameras now.
I have...
Oh, wait.
Hold on a minute.
This is like chat-ception, they're looking at each other now.
So this is just part of the duties, listen, for the amount of money we've raised, I'll
do anything.
$644,000, have I what?
Would you tap dance?
Yeah, I'll tap dance, I'll do this right now, ready?
Okay.
How do I tap dance?
Okay.
I think you gotta spin it around too.
Okay, ready, Mouse?
Yeah, you see it?
All right.
Can you hold this for a second?
Okay, sure.
You gotta do both.
I got it.
I got it.
There you go.
Got it.
Tap dance time.
All right.
Check.
Okay.
Yeah.
Bang.
Nice.
Messin' up.
Seeing my fat shake inside my jacket was worth at least a thousand dollars.
Please pick me up, guys.
Listen, I don't give a shit about embarrassing myself at this point.
two years old we're raising money for a good cause you say dance I say win and
wear that's how it works
shoved a lot harder than I thought back to back to the the pros I think those
the Irish in me. I want to be sure of that.
Ah, Nard, I just did a top-dats gee.
I did. Thank you, Pete.
You can use mine, though.
You can give me any advice you want to give me.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
What do you think?
Can we replace the gun with like a slipper?
Chantler?
I can't even find my slipper.
Sure.
Make it a similar one.
That's a pretty pretty.
Oh, but you know that these are not made in Wales.
They're made in my cool, pretty black shoes.
That was not smart.
Thank you very much.
Oh, you have these boilers on.
Oh
Really nicely to get it.
It's three kilometers down that road. I've sent the location in from line.
So, whether you want to cycle it or park on the way.
Is it on route?
Yeah, literally, down there.
It's 3K to cycle it.
It's on the route, so we should just cycle that.
Don't worry.
It's actually on the floor.
No, no.
Alright, I'll give you this one.
That's your, your, uh, uh, mousey, uh, here, wait, there you go.
We'll see you in the background.
Bye, Paul.
Bye!
Well, you're coming with us, I think, actually.
Oh, yeah, what?
Alright, so...
Oh, yeah, mousey vangang time. Nice.
Can't be sad.
What do you think about that?
Oh, me too.
Oh, me too.
What do you think?
Okay.
You're all right.
It's Mirage Land.
It's Mirage Land, isn't it?
Well it's not a real park, it's a Mirage.
I'm just trying not to go into the park.
Mirage Land?
It's not real.
Apparently it was a famous place.
I'm not sure about it.
I'm on the camera, Gary.
But when they leave, if I can switch to it faster, I'll have to.
drone shot coming out if let me check is this area wasn't joinable
oh that'd be good that's cool yeah it's just this part this area
it's up and down
how was my jig was it good?
you got a jig?
I danced while you guys were in the bathroom oh did they get to see it?
you missed uh michael flatley lord of the dance
all the youtube would get those
michael flatley was one of the most famous dancers of like tap dance
i was like yeah he made i think that was his show he made that dosh routine
yeah lord of the dance so it was like a popular in the 90s and early 2000s
I bet some of your chatters who have credit cards could back me up by donating. I remember Michael Flatley and your old
Hottest dude in tights in the early 2000s
I'll show you later
Such a rush
My hope your mic as well
Okay
Rocket launcher enemy chaser
Laser shot hey the good news it she said bye-bye
Bye forever
No similar old school
Well, that was a rare mouse-el. Lost track of snacks.
Oh, here we go.
A common mouse-el?
Common mouse-el.
He's done it. He's already said he's done it.
I think Ian's already eating them.
So, alright.
you
Out chat. Hey you're burning extra calories. That's good. Does it work in now chat?
Mike wasn't on let's go Chris by mouse
Hi boys, 3K.
They give you a coupon to go to the theme park.
3K, interesting.
It's quite interesting also, but we can cycle that, shouldn't we?
We still have a bit of a tower.
So, let's enjoy it.
Dude was so close. 6k until 650, boys. Didn't want to see what that number of feelers like to hit.
Oh, I want to taste it too. I want to taste it.
I'll see it.
Right is it?
Oh, it's chilly! It's getting cold now, today.
Oh it's chilly, it's getting cold now today.
Oh that must be the theme park.
Oh it's something I want to compare. I know.
Okay let's not hear your opinions.
Because you've never heard the saying, if you're nothing nice to say, say nothing at all, never heard of it.
Because it's like, if you're nothing nice to say, say it immediately.
It's true.
Sometimes honesty can really be twisted.
I was totally honest.
I should have been honest.
Not with your calorie counting, is what I've learned.
Ha ha
First time donating to the Cyclone thanks for all the hard work you all do.
A lot of hard work goes into making this event. It's not so easy.
This will be my last Dono thanks to your public affiliation just now why them kids left tend to call my money
Hope you're happy
J.K.
What?
J.K. I want to specifically thank Chris Chris. You're great only Chris
Thanks Chris. Yeah, Chris the broadest Lord Chris the Christington
Wow, really a, really a, a crisp, crisp, crisp laser.
Yeah, that is your enabler. You got to, you got to pay to the PayPal.
Huge, I saw him typing that donation in the toilet.
Yeah, very much so.
Yeah, it was wonderful to explore the tarp, but I haven't really gone out in a second to it.
It's like, it's really a great place to be able to swim here.
Yeah.
But the off-cage is really beautiful and round to the tail.
It's like, I don't know, it's like, so many wide of these piles.
Mmm.
I mean, you've got great connections as well as other places.
Oh yeah, booby, we should be on the CTS for this.
very fishy
We have three tickets arrived that person also to get on it
Oh, yeah
It's a nice little cycle way, no?
Blue, uh, blue, oh my god.
Is that Chris's man-fongium smelling again?
Okay, why isn't this one guy who's obsessed with Chris and a man-fong?
I just hit a tree.
Fuck.
Ow.
What's the name of the coastal cycling route?
Fifty kilometers?
Wow, really?
There's a whole cycling route along the coast.
Fifty K, it said.
Thank you guys so much for what you have done.
Thank you.
Just a Tuesday for me.
Is it actually, what is it, is it at Tuesday?
I thought it might be at Tuesday.
It's at Tuesday?
Uh, yes.
It is just, it is just...
It's a very big fish reel.
Just found some change in the catch, so I ordered Chris's book and a bunch of seedy odd merch.
Oh, how are they?
I wonder if I'm gonna be sure of that.
Oh, windy, windy, windy, windy, windy.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Oh, got a few down there, right?
That's a water slide, it's a water park, can I open it?
Wow, let's not open that part I think, I don't think the water part is, oh yeah the first
It is moving. It is moving. It is moving. See it moving.
Oh, they've got one of those trampolines over there. They've got one of the trampolines over there.
Yo!
Just another Tuesday of Chris and Conor riding at Ferris Bay.
Wait, what?
They got the balloon thing that we saw yesterday, Matt.
Look, we cycled from here.
I guess there's long this route, I guess.
That's fun.
Only on the trampoline.
There's so many fights.
Who says we can do a match?
Oh, no, a match is 20% percent.
Oh.
OK, we'll miss one now, but I'll keep the mic on me.
OK.
Take a position at this point.
Very nice.
I'm going to leave my man for sure.
I'll have to get a battery.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
We have a trampoline.
What's up?
What's up?
I can move this here, right?
Yeah.
Hell yeah, we don't have a camera.
Kids are going to push them off there.
We only have one microphone mouse, which is a bit quieter.
Let's bloody mark up your mouse. They've got a pony there.
Maybe that's a burry.
That's a cat.
That is a cat.
Is it possible to just take a look?
I feel so.
I feel some magnetical happening here.
Oh that's big, sorry.
Magnetized.
My mini shotgun, mate.
Let me see if I've got it.
What's that?
Are we going?
Are we going now?
Yep.
So I'm hand-holding the mic so that people don't walk around and talk while we're on the camera.
Chris is doing that thing. He wants something.
He's doing the thing.
He's doing the thing.
It's west though. This is really funny.
What thing?
If Chris really wants something, he doesn't use like...
I would love to go on the power ride, he goes...
Uh! Uh! Power ride! Power ride!
Well, let me go show them who's back.
If you get a jump on it, I'll fly.
Pumps them all.
I'm not a kid, I'm just a boss.
I'll go there.
I'm not a bully, just chill them.
You think that's Jumbo?
These should be mandatory everywhere in the world.
These jumberees.
You seen these things?
Dude, it's awesome.
Dude, it's probably so many germs, but also the most fun ever.
On the way down.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
They closed it at four by the way, what time is it?
Three spares.
Oh my god, the ferris wheel is so big!
The ferris wheel is huge.
You can't see it.
It's huge!
That's how he sees life.
Chris going to order his third family chicken today.
Okay, a lot of things seem to be shot.
Right.
Really?
It looks shot right, right?
I know, you sure this is open?
Nah, it looks shot right.
Everything looks closed.
Stop and be careful how many people are in there.
Oh, there are people on there, people on there.
We'll see the factual first then, because we can get on that.
I will fail.
He wants fire arrived.
Right, Jack, let's give him a poll.
Fire arrived, Ferris wheel.
Wichondry band.
Yeah, mouse, unfortunately, gonna be 140.
What?
I can't ride it!
I think not.
What the fuck?
Why can't I ride it?
I am too small?
I grew, I grew like one inch. I got a leg extension. Measure me up.
What's the game?
Stick again, stick again.
What do you guys think?
I'm too small?
Sorry about that.
Oh man.
I'll sniff your nose.
Okay.
Keep me on.
Oh wow.
One of us might've wasn't as nice as the other one.
Okay, I suspect my nose.
All the energy is just for two people.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yeah you're right, that's a little better people.
That is a place.
Well, it's like you asking, like how many calories in the brain?
Yeah, that's like a ocean of information.
Yeah, the data center is fired up with that.
He's talking to you, he's brutal, I'm saying.
I already told you when the calories in the brain.
He was joking.
Wow, this is cool.
Oh no, what a cool place.
Imagine cutting your outings in the background.
I want to take it free here.
The Venetian Carousel.
Oh, wow.
How does it look, Matt?
It looks crazy.
Dude, there's no gift store.
That's crazy.
Is this like a, is this like a, it has to be some sort of gift shop.
It has to be.
Right.
Yes.
Is this like a ride like inspired by a character or something?
I don't know.
I mean there's a woman, she's biking, but it's pirate.
But it's pirate.
But it's pirate.
And there's a woman.
There's like a boat yesterday.
I saved several thoughts in the future.
The very little round!
It's the story!
Yeah, but I mean...
Thank you for getting the tickets.
How do you get them?
The horror.
Good on your ticket.
You
Don't care about it. I don't think I can take my camera on there. Can I?
Try it
I am sitting just again. Yeah, I mean, it's not like a crazy ride. I'm gonna try to take a mouse on
Yeah, I don't really think the two story is impressing anyone.
It's impressing everybody I shot and me.
Alright, let's go.
Everyone is impressed.
Are you going on as well?
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to have my phone, so you can also actually kill him.
Well, I mean, if Phillip P on me, he's going to come on.
I've never seen a dog's backer.
I can hear something as well.
I can hear his wheels.
You've never seen a dog's backer, Ferris wheel?
Ferris, no, no, no, no, I've never seen one who's sorry.
Why? They're pretty common.
We made them pretty common. Everybody in my town was like, what the fuck?
That's pretty common in the UK. They're always too short.
In the UK.
In the big UK.
Big got that.
I was in Harry Potter World.
Okay, I suppose that's fair.
The wizarding world that doesn't exist.
Let's see.
Pac-Man's game over.
Let's get out of here.
You know, if pirates were like that...
No, it's just any new cables.
Yeah.
He's that one.
Oh, mom.
I don't buy a condom of money.
A dog with a condom.
Who is that pirate girl?
Wow.
The inflation has gone crazy in this park.
Those damn Viking Pirates.
Viking Pirate Lady thing with anime songs.
I guess it's not popular on a Tuesday.
I would just stop.
It's not popular.
Yeah, this place looks pretty empty.
This is like the kind of left for dead level in the ping park.
It is kind of like that.
I'm telling you, bro, walking dead.
It is kind of like a set. You can easily film something cool here.
Yeah, I'd be here running away from zombies.
Maybe attach it to yourself while we get on.
I was going to explain this, I have my friends here in the states.
My friend is inside this laptop, she says if we close it she dies.
I have to bring her on with the key to her purse.
Ah, you can't.
Well, how do you want to say it?
You can't film.
So we can't work for her?
You have to go probably.
Then we go out?
I can't go out.
Oh, look at how the clouds are.
Yeah, she says we might see one down there.
Alright, Mass.
Mass, okay, we're gonna go here.
You can't go on, so I'll be here.
What?
Yeah.
Your mobile phone, she's got something to do with it.
Yeah, Mass, you can't go on, Mass.
I can't kill you.
I'll just kill you, watch this kill you.
Throw me out the window and throw me in the garbage and then...
Sorry, Mass.
I just really killed you, bro.
I figured that would happen.
Yeah, go there.
I'll be wiped with a stash of people!
No, no, fuck it. Claw's not here. Sorry, Maas.
Hopefully the order doesn't get scuffed like that.
Yeah, you have to. You're not sorry.
He said we can't take it.
You talk to my Frenchie and she's just doing the tea.
It's normal.
They said no.
I am an ass.
I am not luggage! I'm a worm!
They said no worms.
No worms! That's discrimination!
This is pretty cute.
Don't get me something, something cool.
We'll get you something cool to make up for it.
We'll make up for it, sorry man.
I'm getting shouted at down there.
Throw me in a cubby.
You're not in a cubby, you're gonna get hit.
I'm a terrible deal, I'm in a cubby hole.
What a mess.
Hi.
Hi, Thomas.
My horse just took me to jail, so like a Pokemon.
Sorry, Pokemon.
Like how I'm throwing all my Pokemon in jail.
Hi, Thomas.
Sorry, mouse.
Better make it up to me.
I'm fighting a gift shop.
This is pain, this is you.
Wow.
This is like pain.
What?
What?
This is like paint.
Paint-shadowed Obia.
I've always found this from Folly Pats.
My audio.
You ready now?
my audio. You ready, Mouse? Yeah, yeah, ready from the puppy hole. Lock in, lock in, you've got a great view.
Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
Wow, I love the music.
Oh, I got sick.
Oh, no.
Oh, I got sick.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It's fighting back.
Thank you much, God.
Oh, God.
Oh god
Stop this
Good help
I'm sorry mouse
Oh my god
Oh my god.
My stomach hurts!
He's sick the way he feels.
Ahhhh!
Hahaha!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
We have to go up.
Ahhhh!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Ahhhh! I hurt it. I hit it.
Oh my god.
No!
Oh God, oh God, I hate it. I hate it.
You don't have to write it here.
You make me apologize.
I'm back, man.
What's up, man?
Welcome back.
That was fun.
That's your best possible.
Oh
Yeah
You're safe. You survived. Well done.
Did you get a fun view of us?
Yeah, I guess I did.
Yeah? Did it make you smile?
Yeah, it made me smile.
Oh, then W.
How about that?
Oh, I nearly threw up there.
The trampoline is available.
Mmm, what the ferris wheel?
Some sort of gage house thing.
Ferris wheel!
Ghost house!
Ghost house!
Ghost house!
Horror house.
We're gonna go into the horror house.
Yeah!
I wonder how kid it is.
It's small, when the horror is right in front of us.
Okay.
We're just getting to Michael Mouse because she's quiet.
Really? The hard house, okay?
Yeah.
This one?
Yeah.
Wait, what's this?
Oh, this is a maze.
I don't want to do that.
Yeah, this is...
Let's do the hard house.
This is very small.
No, it's a shit.
You'll live as an average Shijuku resident.
Golden guy.
This looks like a rather...
A wonder.
It's like a rather scuffed-up hot-ass, ain't it?
We're gonna go in and we're gonna be scared!
Alright, it's Max 3, her entry, so please gotta go along.
Yeah.
Hi, you cannot get out of the way
Please do not touch the decoration do not run go back in shooting in the house is okay
There are stairs low places and places to bow once you do the house you cannot return the ticket you in the house for your convenience
Place the hand light in the
Escaped
You're the camera
We're going in mouse you ready
With my hot guys, that's your own big financials
That's okay corner no CPR. I do no CPR
I know
Good luck in there boys.
Thank you.
Alright Chris, leave the way.
Oh my god.
It's a flimsy tour.
Look at this.
It's come, see nothing.
My B.O.V. is terrible.
Yeah, you haven't seen much from us have you really?
Yeah, we can't see much.
I can't just say a fucking thing.
Is this stairs here?
It's very dark in here.
What the hell?
It's all up in there.
One step, let me hear a cheesy exposure to be as bright as possible.
You got a power.
It sounds like me waking up.
Oh, hold on, you came off the edge there.
That's scary.
Oh, put it in the water.
This is Connor.
It's about 8 o'clock in the morning.
Oh my goodness.
So many beds.
Oh my goodness! Oh, when he's dead!
It just looks like a knight out in the woods.
Oh my goodness, that's a sling!
Oh, okay.
Shoot tracks.
Fucking string door handles.
That's hard.
Oh, no fucking way.
He's out here.
That's the real problem.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Fucking jump scare bastard!
Look at that fucker!
Can you see the mouse?
I think I can see.
That's good.
Oh my god!
I think I can see.
I think I can see.
I think I can see.
I think I can see.
I think I can see.
I think I can see.
Oh my god!
He's a big dude!
Ah, you can't see! Look at him!
He's the first time I've ever seen a balljump.
You've seen a big balljump!
I want to carry a torch on the floor for me.
I've not seen a thing, have I, mate?
Ha ha ha!
Get some guy like, messing in the chair.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He's going nuts.
He's nutsing.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yammer, no!
Yammer, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yammer, no!
Fucking...
There's fucking five door handles here.
Five.
Get it!
What the fuck? Oh my god!
Oh my god, it's so loud!
Follow me, follow the ball spot.
This is pretty crazy.
Hey, we're in a virtual studio.
Do you all have competition?
I love you more than I do.
Oh, what is going on in that spot?
It's like Lord Voldemort down there.
Doesn't it look a bit Voldemorty?
What happened here?
That was a bit squishy.
It's like a small house.
Watch your head.
This is for a nice smell.
This is like a mass kitchen.
What?
This is your kitchen.
This is not my kitchen.
I really sold the acting in there. We re-read from it.
Wuh! Wuh! Wuh! Wuh!
Oh my!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
I'm gonna throw it out!
It's so hard!
Yeah!
It's so loud in here!
It's a bad touch, Chris.
I like the way I got blasted with air in the video.
On the exit, across the point, you still see shit-tapes on the road.
Tends to like, salt dirt.
That was fun.
Good job, Max.
I was the most...
Hey, I'm great.
Tenshikata.
Universal, watch out.
Universal?
Tenshikata!
Tenshikata.
I'm gonna say Tenshikata again, Max.
Tenshikata!
How do you got gold?
Where's Pete?
He's stuck in there man.
Oh look at him.
There we go.
Oh no, he's gone to Ferrisville now, is it?
Oh, they're playing the music.
They're playing the music.
You know what?
I didn't expect it to be that crazy.
well if you go to the trampoline then if we come down the first wheel mouse yeah
the parks closing yeah they wanted to go to the horror house and that that I know
but I'll be a fun flick with you how does that sound okay yeah we're gonna
I'm sorry, Mouse. I didn't realize we had a little time.
That's okay.
We've only done a Ferris wheel twice already. We've only done the cooler ones.
The Ferris wheel is my favorite ride.
What about the ride of life of trampoline?
Honour, the ride of my life hasn't been that great. I don't know.
No, I don't know, if you've been going on the tch, tch, tch, and now you're getting to the fun part.
Stick it in, son.
You're getting to the fun part now.
Are you excited for the fun part now?
Yeah.
Okay.
Can we go on it?
Will they let us go on it?
Oh, okay.
First will Chris, first will...
See ya.
Can we go on it?
Yeah, can I let us go?
What are we saying yet?
Oh, really?
Gretchen's got his shoes off.
Ah, I saw something go off.
Yeah!
That was fun.
That was fun.
I think the front flip would have been cooler than the mouse.
What do you want to come to, Rick?
Well, can we do a front flip later?
No, that's a fake one.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You chose? No, you chose.
The biking was my favorite.
You know, not a bad horror house.
I thought they handled that very well.
I'm feeling not going to let us on.
It's going to take like, what, 10 minutes to go around fully?
No, they're going like no more.
It's a cool speed one, man.
They don't get enough space to be scared.
They don't make us go full speed.
We want to sit into the Ferris wheel.
Into the air.
Alright boys.
Oh my god, I'm gonna be a wee.
Wait, wait, wait. It'll be good. It'll be good.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Ooh!
Yay!
Who's ready for Fowler's Wheel?
Me!
And then they tell you, bring another deer.
Yeah, what do you call it?
The next ride.
Here's your wheel!
There's a little shrine as well.
Oh, low batteries.
low battery
Naby do you have the cable?
Trist Boss
It's Dune Caving.
Yeah, the booting guy.
It's Dune Asylum.
It will open up today.
Can we get my one circle?
I think we won't be able to.
Okay, I need to see the deal with the site that I serve.
I need 15 minutes to take.
Uh-oh.
You locked us in?
You did lock us in? Wow, he's like, where'd we lock us in?
I went in there, like...
We trapped forever.
I went in one in Osaka once, and I wouldn't be dead, but the fear of God...
Change my camera.
Thanks for telling us now.
We was windy that day. Today's not windy.
Yay!
Mouse, have you ever been on a big wheel, or ferris wheel?
Yeah!
This is like Final Fantasy 7.
It's my favorite!
Oh really? The view of the mountain should be perfect.
We've done like...
It's my favorite ride.
I think we've done two ferris wheels before on Titanfall.
What?
Yeah!
one in the medical world in lawyer. I gotta say it's great being in this small
enclosed air to smell and be on the cycle. Come on, say it for yourself. I'm sorry about Paul and I.
Thank you very much. I could have been referring to mouse as well. Mouse is kind of smelly.
What? No I'm not. Mouse didn't use a cheeky soak today. I did use my teeth and you like to use them every day.
Hey, I'm not even sure if you were to use it, you wouldn't smell.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Maybe if you used it, you wouldn't smell.
Try it.
Put them around.
Father, you're not just a bee.
Ooh.
What do you think?
Look at the ocean.
The what?
It looks like ocean.
It is, but why do you say it like ocean?
Why can't I say ocean?
A jet blue holiday.
Why don't you take away a bee?
How does he know this?
Nothing needs a jet.
Why are you raking?
To Puerto Rican.
Baby, don't move here.
What's a bee called?
What was that sound?
I love to.
Imagine if your house, your backyard, was here.
You could easily jump out of the fence at night.
Oh, nothing big to do.
It's you all the day.
That's what I would do in high school.
I'd put my hands in the air.
You can't get bored of singing.
I'm going to do it if you live next to them.
I'd probably take it for granted, yeah.
You wouldn't like any great feeling to take it for granted.
Take it for granted.
Ow.
Ow, don't take anything for granted.
You can't at all.
I have no idea.
Yes.
How do you know it's on?
It's because it's on.
No, he hasn't brought his tundra like that.
Oh, well, okay.
Saves battery for my, you know, rapid training.
You have two cameras.
I like being, wondering, in my lotter.
I have not, it's always a gamble.
Yeah, but you're filming me.
Van Gogh doesn't know what the fuck's going on.
First of the water park moves.
That's beautiful.
Yeah.
The abandoned water park.
It's not abandoned, she's not selling yet.
That'd be a great tundra.
That would be a great tundra.
Oh yeah, I just need to pull all over that grime.
Oh, if it's real, if it's me.
What do you think it would be about?
It's a train.
It's beautiful.
Yeah, pull up and we'll see the train.
It's the Amoneto.
Now open the window and drop me out.
Why would you want that?
Somebody's dead.
Well, you've been trying to, you've been wanting to die a lot.
Isn't it scary sometimes when you look down at things?
Everyday.
Yeah, one small cable. Would we die?
Yeah.
If we fell.
Yeah.
Oh, we'll die for some.
It's a Ferris wheel full of art?
It's a Ferris wheel full of art?
Yeah.
I think it would be alright. You can try to play fashion.
I feel like it depends. I feel like it depends on how the Ferris wheel comes apart. We could survive, maybe.
One of us might.
Maybe Kofi landed on the boob trampoline thing and then bounced away.
Oh, no, we can't get out of here.
Well, I definitely survived, but you guys won't.
Yeah, that's unfair. You've got your signboard out for it.
Well, hang on a minute. The cameraman never dies.
We'll be okay. All right, okay.
Are you a cameraman?
Yeah.
I don't think it counts.
I don't think it counts.
I'm filming yourself.
I'm filming the ocean.
So the ocean...
Dies? Oh wait, I should say. I'm filming Chris.
He dies. He dies.
But I live, so...
I can see as it's falling we're all fighting over which camera to grab.
Give it to me.
It's so beautiful.
I can see you eating from here.
Really?
No.
Probably.
They're actually probably dead.
You can imagine, he's dead.
I want to jump in the ocean.
Yeah, we can throw you like a frisbee.
Throw me like a frisbee in the ocean.
You want to make it?
See that little square of the lime in the ocean there?
Make it.
You see what I'm talking about?
Like there's a kind of...
Got my floaties.
Yeah.
Is that 1,500 meters?
From here?
No, no, no.
Like if you start at the beginning of the net and you go down.
Please tell me I can...
I'd say...
Potentially.
I'd say a kilometer.
Okay.
I'm artist.
Because that's the trap.
You gotta swim that much.
Oh, wow, that's quite fun.
Yeah.
How you doing?
No.
My wife says don't tell me you'll die.
Oh, my looks like a skipping style.
Yeah, don't mean like a skipping style.
Boom, boom, boom.
Look at those little toy trains going around.
Connor, I have a proposition for what will make this trip so cool and magical.
Okay.
What's the...
Imagine this.
We're on a cycle, we're cycling to our destination, and all of a sudden you guys find a sand
real store and then you go into the Sanrio store and you buy all the sim rolls for me in there.
I don't think we cycle there long. Wouldn't it be cool if we found the Sanrio store in the wild?
I think people would love to see that. The viewers are welcome to send the store if it's a long
location. You heard that guys? If there's a store in a long location, send it to them!
No.
Sanrio in Tiana.
Doesn't exist.
No.
You mean Choco Cat in the number one?
Yeah, at least one.
Choco Cat one?
Choco Cat, please.
How?
Cause someone else is from...
Oh, she thought there was one.
Nobody, who's about Choco Cat, nobody, who's about Choco Cat.
Okay.
Everyone banded together to kill the tyrant.
I'm sorry, who's number one on the character right now?
Cinema World.
Choco Cat in the number one house, the donation mall.
No, I don't think so.
I mean you're losing and your soul is at me.
I think no, I'm not losing and I would never lose because Fenwell is a winner all the time because he is God.
He's a guy?
Yes.
I've not seen him in my role as a girl.
No! He's a boy!
What about Choco Cat? My goat.
I knew you would give me the skull.
That was a snack.
Got a view down there?
Wow.
That's a fave whale. That's such a fave whale.
Oh, I'm impressed by the view.
This is the top. The very peak of Apex Rated Shadows.
Apex Rated Shadows.
It's alive, especially with the cloudy weather.
What's that big pink building?
There. Same real story.
Oh, that. That's a fish museum.
Fish museum.
Almost the aquarium.
Oh, fish.
You'll come.
Oh.
Do you want to see the fish?
There's a cemetery right behind you.
Is that where the fish go?
There's a restaurant next to the fish museum.
Well, I have a lot of questions right now.
Why does old shipping guy want fish?
I haven't even seen Blinky yet.
I don't taste it.
Oh, God.
Blinky's a great name for a little fish.
Fish called him?
Yeah.
Isn't it from 16?
No.
No, of course.
I like everything good.
Stolen.
No.
They predicted it.
No, it's the same thing.
Who do you think would survive the crash, seriously?
I would.
Thanks.
He was lucky.
It'd just be, oh, of course he lived.
The only who would.
It'd just be bad luck for you guys.
I don't know what happened. I landed between Connor and Chris and I just crawled out.
And then Connor and Pete are most in danger because they're facing me outside.
Yeah.
Maybe I'm dead.
I would cling to the bars.
That's a whole lot to it.
I would land in the fish museum with Blinky.
Splashed the balls.
What do you think would live?
Chris probably.
She's none of my luck.
She's none of my luck.
like Christopher Wren.
So many times, but it's still getting more of them.
Well, I thought famous artists, like, he tragically
died in a big wheel like Jesus.
But his books were made.
But it's kind of like 1800-like, as you died in a fishing
expedition, and you're like, what?
But he wrote three masterpieces.
I think no matter how it spins out, I hate to say it.
It's like when Dr. Strangeland did all $42 million,
you just didn't live any near.
I don't.
We all lived, but not you.
Like it's just bad.
I don't know if that's what I want.
I'm just saying.
I'm willing to exist in jail like this guy will eat shit.
Well, what I want to will into existence is $666,000.
What do we got right now?
At least because, Dan, I want to do more money raise.
$666,000 is what we need.
Oh, you're not gonna like this.
Don't say, if it's below $650,000,
I will kill myself in Minecraft.
Oh my god! What the fuck? If we start shaking this thing really hard, it'll fall faster. I'm so mad.
I'll kill you.
This... oh my god. We need to do $21,000 in like 20 kilometers? That's $1,000?
We'll do less than 20 kilometers.
21?
No.
I'm sorry to tell you this is your life.
21.
No.
Is this a shack?
Oh, anyone.
When did you shack?
Early.
One week now.
It's quicker than.
We're 24 at the last stop than we did three together.
That's spend give $100.
Thank you.
And others for $5.
Nor and Zayl.
You get $10.
I like Paris for your $25.
But $666,000 was the deal for the walk-in talk.
So they have $20,000.
That's easy.
done that way faster I believe in you they might do it if you really like them I
will
you're really big
well yeah please please
no it's fine I'll take it to Sanrio
oh oh it's fine no it's fine
I'm begging
you know what?
It's all according to Keikaku.
What's that name?
Destiny.
Oh, okay.
Doesn't it?
God's will?
Keikaku.
Yes, Keikaku.
Knock him up, please.
It's like a plan.
Plan?
See?
See?
You know Japanese better than I do.
Well, it's because I know who's in the mean.
That's why I know it.
See you.
I learned it on a different cyclophone.
It's a different means of blind check.
It's a very nice cash row.
It's nice until you told me 645.
Then I just wanted to jump out. I was so mad. Well, I'm happy and mad. Conflicted.
Yeah. Proud of what we've done, but I'm not satisfied.
What do you think, Mouse?
What?
What do you think about the money raised?
I think we're doing a great job, but if only we were higher a little bit, you know? Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
It's just a little bit.
The stairs will kind of think fast, I believe.
It's just a little bit, you know?
Nothing made me happier than I was on the Viking ship thinking about all the money we raised.
Fella Gods, King of the World.
I was.
I was 645.
645, I like that number.
I was playing with that.
I was a kid in the mountains.
Let's go.
What if we were at 650?
What if we were at 650?
That would be so intense.
We're at 650.
It would be so nice.
We started at 587 today?
Yeah.
63,000 in a day?
It's not nice.
But if we get to 666,
ooh, I want it so bad I can feel it.
I'd be a wrecked a little bit.
That would be an absolute banger.
In fact, I'm not going to bed until it's $666,000.
And that's not, please let me go to bed, I'm tired, so yeah, be careful.
And because you really have to do the IRL with me.
Yeah, I want to do an IRL, come on.
And I want to raise money for the Immune Deficiency Foundation.
Why?
Two for one special.
Hey, you can do it Connor.
Yeah, now she can ride that one.
That's your official phone.
It's on.
It's all the way dingy.
What the fuck?
What are you trying to say?
You're too small for your own.
That's messed up, bro.
Yeah, when you call him that one, he goes like...
I was gonna... I was here, I was about to say something nicer, and then you say that.
What were you gonna say?
I was gonna call him, but then you were never fucking mine.
Wait, what was it called from there?
Snow, and I'm getting it now.
Oh, I don't call this one anyone on this team either.
I said you would die for a while.
For us, that's very kind of you.
Oh, dang.
This thing is so exterior.
No, this is very. It's worth it. You helped us. Thank you.
Yeah, I guess I freaking do this.
Thank you for his grapefruit and banana pudding.
He never thanks me for spending money.
Yeah, dude.
I didn't know that he...
Thanks, Conor.
Thanks, Conor.
Thanks, Conor.
Thank you.
Alright, guys, let's get out and raise some money!
What's up?
I just wanted to tell you that I'm proud of you.
Oh, thank you.
I'm very happy and I think you've been doing such a good job and I've heard you talk about
the um, the Independence Day Foundation and CVAG and PI and you've been doing such a good
job and you're just so knowledgeable now and I'm very happy.
I feel like I don't know enough.
I think you're doing a great job.
I'm trying to.
I'm proud of you.
The Aminipatination Foundation is very kind.
They sent me talking points to them, which I appreciate because I don't, you know.
Yeah, because I want to talk about it and I want to be right. I'm moving towards the trampoline by the way
Well, I mean who better to ask you than the CV ID go
That thing again like please
You really need gold, CPID rule, my book of life.
You're a god of CPID.
Yeah, but you're also helping so many other people.
So isn't that like the coolest thing ever?
Yeah, that's true.
Like imagine if I could save one person from not having
to go through the work I went through, I'll be there.
Dude, you've probably helped so many people
that you didn't even realize, you know?
Just from like being there, but also educating people.
It's pretty like, you've pretty changed a lot of lives.
I mean, this is the part about being like online is that you don't really see that all of the time
So you put you can help the way more people in here. Yeah
Now once we do a flip
I can't wait to do you do a flip. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Am I gonna be with you when you do a flip?
I'll do one with you. I'll do one. I think I can do it with you. I have to hurt myself
Well, I'm scared. Don't do it. No, I don't want you to hurt yourself
Ah
Butter please, no, don't do it
I'm freaking doing it
You are the best!
This one's for the fans.
Nice! It's been a good episode.
Actually, let's see if I can get inside it.
I guess you can get inside it.
Oh, let's go!
Let's go!
This is fun.
Oh, that's a good one.
This is fun.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
I
It's never too hot to feel like a kid again though.
Oh
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Did you get down to sit there?
Yeah, I did.
Uh, I'll go over here, please.
That's how I put the sand.
Oh, come on.
I
Can do Chris what's your big finale? I
Didn't know I try
Yeah, yeah, I got it I still got it
I lost it.
I lost it.
I lost it.
I'm done.
This is how.
Jep, this is how.
When you play 5 nights at Freddy's and Foxy comes out, he works just like this.
He works just like that.
He works just like that.
I believe he's right man.
That's how Foxy does it.
Yeah, I was tired.
We should break it down.
Yeah, this is so fun though.
We should do a visiting all of these in Japan.
Okay, let's go.
That'll be okay.
It's not gonna be the hand-up.
Okay.
The trophy jumps into the distance, Jack.
You give me the detour.
Thank you.
Oh, bubblish.
All right.
That was fun.
That was fun.
Worthy detour.
I think so.
This is the best I've had all year.
The only thing that can make it better is $666,000.
Yeah!
Way to go.
What is this?
It's good, it's good.
Okay, thanks for taking me.
My pleasure.
It's hot.
You can flip it on me.
Hey, you got a flier.
Your first front flip, I'm your backflier.
Yes!
I nearly didn't land it though, I'll be honest.
Oh my god, don't tell me that.
Yeah, but I would have flown it. It would have been fun, too.
That's fun.
Yeah, that was fun.
You still can flip.
I still got it.
You still got it.
That guy told me. A lifelong skill.
I remember that.
Yeah, I was saying yesterday when I did a flip yesterday, too.
I saw that one.
That was the... I haven't done a flip since we did it.
Yeah, yeah.
When you say we, I was present.
Wow.
Yeah, you flipped it, too.
No, I didn't.
I had a drink.
I had to slip this, remember? I was in a ref out for it.
Oh, you're a cheery guy.
My favorite part of that, and I saw a treasure it for the rest of my life, but I think we all do,
was Chris just constantly bouncing in the corner off frame.
Yeah, he was just like, for over an hour straight, just boom bang, boom bang.
He loves it. It's like the image of this tough man.
Gumballs, and a trampoline comes in here.
And he does the same little Chris move, the little butt bounce.
Yeah, the butt bounce. He loves the butt bounce.
It must have been something he did as a kid with Peter Day.
He just takes some back.
And that, or don't ever give him a water park.
He loves those, too.
Oh, god, really?
Yeah.
Isn't that a Smush Brothers Mariam move?
You thought that was the button?
Yes, it is.
Yes.
It's where you can sit.
All right, Mast, we're going to be back on the bikes, then.
All right, boys.
Well, thanks for joining us with me, Poc.
Thanks for hanging out with me.
We'll see you later.
What's your number at?
Bye-bye.
Bye, Max.
Bye, Max.
Bye-bye.
Thanks for six.
Bye-bye.
Bye, Max.
Bye, Max.
Bye-bye.
Bye, Max.
Bye-bye.
20k away!
Here, I'll show you a cool little city.
Go that way, I'll meet you over there.
There you go.
Yeah!
6.46!
We need more! 650! 660! 666!
What are you doing for?
I'm acting like a boy!
Alright.
Doesn't that look cool up?
Looks pretty sick.
Alright.
Not bad.
Oh
I was going down by the river.
Thank you.
I was going to show you that.
Yeah, all my life change has only been given like 3 kilobytes or so.
Yeah, but look at it though. Your split rate's pretty low. I don't know which one it is though.
I'd love to check it.
Your Starlink is on there, isn't it?
Yeah, it's on.
It's on, right?
Cool. Yeah, should be all right then.
All right, whilst we test my feed.
How do we look? How do we sound?
Thank you.
What is he hearing?
Can you hear him?
He's shouting something.
He's like talking about don't run, don't walk.
Yeah, he's screaming. God, I love those trampolines.
Trampolines.
Yeah.
Bye, Pete.
I didn't hear us.
I'll take my shoes.
Thank you guys for all the kind donations.
We're at 650, which we've put us
at a massive amount of ways today.
So let's keep it going, shall we?
Let's keep the good times going.
We got about 20Ks till we get to the end of our end destination.
It should take us about an hour or so if we still have this tail end.
Let's keep those donos coming chat.
Pete is crashing out with an oversized check on the beach.
Yeah, very much so.
Wow!
They're weird that they made that they're leaving somewhere.
Sweet and wholesome moment of you guys jumping together now. I can't get the waterworks to
Red-heart emoji. Thank you
You show that just a man that loves his trampoline
The man who loved about something I'm my god, did he bounce on it?
How far are we from Toyama, 20?
Fun.
Oh, I've been very impressed with the Toyota so far.
The cycling's been kind of chill today.
Yeah, a lot of fun stuff we've got up to.
Oh, when it's sunny and it's nice, it's easy to do stuff.
When it rains, it's kind of, can't really do much.
But luckily the jellyfish thing was inside.
Okay.
Okay, well, let's go straight then cross again.
I'll tell them to stop there, unfortunately.
Is it?
Yeah.
You've got nothing with me.
Oh, I didn't even know it was a prefacture.
Yay, a dollar train.
He would be really happy if you got it.
I was the most wholesome moment ever, love you guys.
Haha, you're the same.
I appreciate that.
Very kind of you.
I did a flip with the iPad.
I want a mouse to flip.
The mouse will flip.
I'll wait. It should change eventually.
Good luck and talk to these boys.
Just wait as you run right now.
Thank you, anonymous. 647 boys. Let's get it.
Latter glasses, let's pour it on thick. For iron mouse and all those like her.
Give them the voice they sorely need.
Yeah, man, there's a lot of people out there. You know, maths is one of the lucky ones who
managed to get diagnosed and can afford treatment and get it.
A lot of people out there have no means and, first of all, they don't know how to start.
which is a huge factor, right? So we've got to help people who need it.
As I said the other day, you know, we often hold a little bit more than we need.
We often keep a little bit much to ourselves that we think we need, that we don't,
when you could give a little that would make a big impact to someone.
266, let's go. Thanks for doing something great and bringing all of us together.
I think sometimes we trade our compassion for a bit of comfort, I think that's, you know.
I don't remember the times where I was comfortable doing nothing, I remember the times I pushed
myself and did something that, you know, mattered.
So yeah, I hope people just do it.
What do you wait for?
Let's continue cycling tonight
Yeah, we don't have that
I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride my bike. I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride it where I like
That's the first time in 10 days I've heard that. That was genuinely the most wholesome thing I've ever seen
and thank you for taking mouse and us on fun side requests.
You value it, dude.
Life is when you're like pull over,
let's go check that thing out and it's like super fun.
That's like the best feeling in life.
Yo, let's just see if this is any good.
Hands like, it's so much fun.
A little bit of a sidewind.
This is the only turn that should
help us out a little bit.
Oh, this guy has a serious cyclist.
That guy look cool.
He gives a deep nod.
God, I love it when people give me nods.
There's something about a
A nice little attraction like that. I don't know, I like it. I'm addicted to it.
Man, the cursor is probably nice, but this is also pretty good.
I've got a bike you can ride it if you like it, Scotterbask, it's a bell that rings in
things that make it look good, I'd give it to you if I could.
Thank you.
Look at this road, immaculately paved, not a single pothole in sight, clear markings
of cyclists.
Cyclist
We are doing the German hellers. What should we call it? Oh
German hellers
It was not good to see you all laughing and jumping on the trampoline
Mouses giddles were so cute. Yeah, they were
166k
It's so funny because the country's so bad most wholesome people are I do. Thanks, man
We can see the stuff I say on stream.
I think you might take that away.
I can't.
The Hellas beer.
Hmm.
The broad, broad brew.
It's okay.
The trampoline scene is the most personal moments I have ever seen.
Really?
I thought I was just gonna...
For me I was like, I really just want to flip on this thing.
I was like, I think it'd be fun to take a mouse to hear a mouse go, well, we're flippin.
I was just like, damn, I want to bounce, I want to bounce on it.
Crazy style.
It's like they're using USA Run and My Hero to make me cry, they're using it.
Oh wow.
Oh great, great road though so far, great text, super easily, so easy to cycle on this.
What you all do so selfishly for others with such ease and fun is truly inspiring.
Look at the mountains?
You can't stop looking at the mountains.
All round for Amsterdam, less than three.
Thank you.
He's obsessed with looking at the mountains.
Oh right, I've already said that, pretty good.
Love seeing you do this every year for the IAPF and Dianmars.
I thought you might like to know there is a Sanrio pop-up shop at Canazawa station.
Okay.
Right.
is that so?
Well then, I suppose we'll have to go and check it out,
kind of that.
Love you guys.
Hi, my boys.
It's the person drawing the Daily Monkey on Reddit.
Hey, I appreciate you doing that.
With creative inspiration.
I have something big planned.
Oh, yo.
For the Kaha Monkey.
Well, like, hey, anyone who's doing anything on the radio,
please think about it, I really appreciate it.
I really appreciate it.
It's up on.
The cinnamon roll tax.
Oh, no.
Whenever we see cinnamon rolls stuff,
We buy him for my needs corrupt when he unrunts.
No, you're making a monster, trust me.
Keep up the great work, gents. It's inspiring to see you do this year after year for such an amazing course.
Thank you, thank you. Yeah, we try our best.
I think we all just like hanging out, cycling, and, you know, it's awesome that we can do it and there's money for it, of course.
I think I say the most important thing for us is that it's fun. It's not fun, what's the point in doing it?
A lot of times where it's not fun, overall it's very fun.
Things like this are like when it's like fun.
I remember the cycle in these days.
I really forget the windy days and I try to forget so desperately.
Fifth and probably last time I will be able to donate but thank you for five amazing
years of this colour.
Hey, I appreciate that.
That's kind of the light in this dark world.
That's kind, man.
We're just sure, man.
People always say some nice things and I'm like, I'm just hanging out.
Oh, my God.
He always finds a way, doesn't he, to hype it up.
What a man, what a man.
Aw, of course Van Gaan skips the red light.
I really?
I think most really needed that bit of play and fun today.
It's good that you are helping charity. It's nice to help a friend too.
I don't have a mask on my back. That's how it is, man. That's what friends do.
And I will never miss an opportunity. 0.3 milliseconds to make fun of Chris.
You.
Yeah.
That's what I made you see.
Oh
Keep on good work team. Thanks for the nice side quests theme park with mouse just now was really heartwarming
666666 there's no way dude
The trampoline with the giggles of mouse the laughter of you and the boys the music
We've all genuinely made me smile with tears. Thank you guys. Oh, I didn't like it
We touched him. I hear you guys. I miss your videos fixing bad voice acting
Oh, dude. Yeah, I'd love to see you do sail a moon also
What I did actually miserable secrets. I
Did actually fix that one. I fixed it. Let's see that vaccine that Victoria sponge cake in
front is stacked. Can't wait to see it when the Oxford best seller does his
world tour through the UK. Oh my god.
My, the wind is still with us, it definitely feels very easy to paddle, even if slightly.
I'm telling you, when you have a tailwind, doing 100km feels easy.
Cause like every pedal you do is like triple.
You get like a bust and then you can just go so fast
without like much energy at all.
And then the headwind is like, oh my God, doing 50km is like a brutal challenge.
Like on the other day, when we were on that one road,
I was in the lowest gear in my bike hair on a flat road and I couldn't pedal.
Journey in the struggle.
It was tough.
I have been watching and procrastinating to write my master's thesis 15 page plan and
Well, how that's right, Tom.
Oh, my Jesus.
Good luck, buddy.
Thank you for the donation.
Best of luck.
Can you help me some shore?
Another cyclist? You got another knot?
Genuine question about voice acting.
Sure.
When you push your hand to your throat to do with voice, what are you actually doing?
I'm doing something you absolutely shouldn't do, which is like...
Any name suggestions for my colonies of isopods?
I have three new ones and want to give them one name each, like my Latelvious Fasmati.
Oh damn, okay, that's tough.
I'll ask the other question for a sec.
Yeah, I put pressure on my throat, but that's how you literally damage your throat.
so don't do it. I've done it for a really long time so it doesn't really hurt my throat anymore
but you shouldn't do it because that could absolutely destroy your vocal cords
and luckily I'm never doing it that often but if I was doing that weekly every day
I would probably not be able to talk very well so don't do that.
It just helps me control deeper and gravier voices sometimes.
Thank you for doing this.
Yeah thank you so yeah that's what I'm doing.
That trampoline moment is something that made me so happy in a dark moment in my life.
Hey.
I can even keep up the great work you guide me.
That always gets better, man.
The Anton is for Stevens, Charles's, Marshall's.
You didn't say Marshall, you right?
Mmm.
Ben Affleck.
The colony known as Ben Affleck.
What a cute dog you are.
Are you sure?
Well, the map's just next to me.
OK.
You can have a carnival in bed at night, sure.
Well then, right here, right?
Really, you got the map?
Oh.
Oh, there's two loops.
I mean, you probably want it. You might have that than not when the water comes.
Very beautiful.
Yeah, Chris doesn't use clips for cycling. I don't know why. He's like against the idea.
I'm not bad, half you're an idiot, yeah.
Hello, Earth.
Alright.
Hold on, we're getting an alien application.
What are they gonna say?
What can we do for you to like them?
Okay, I guess nothing, alright, well, that was a waste of time for the aliens, can you
take?
I guess they didn't have anything.
Well, okay, we'll just go to the next one actually.
Pretty good cycle route to be honest. Just going through the back area.
The hell with a level 8 scam train? I appreciate that guys, I do but you can't claim a scam
train on your taxes so don't aim because you're going to at least claim that in your taxes.
say a little bit of mine. I appreciate you getting one of these for me there.
Damn, we're at four, six, four, eight. Damn. Damn. I got a damn.
I haven't heard boobies in a while. Let's swap it over to booby on here.
You must cycle on with crazy style. Keep up the good work lads.
Thank you. I will cycle on with crazy style.
Wonderful weather.
We had so many sidequests today.
We barely had to cycle.
It was the tailwind made it so easy.
Hey Connor.
Pix here.
Oh yeah, what's up, Pix?
Just want to let you know how fun it has been to watch the amount of support this year.
Yeah!
Take to say it, but you're kind of cool.
Oh yeah, Pix ain't I'm cool?
cool?
Second time donating, and I'm about to indoor cycle using the Cyclethon Forever Rack.
Oh yes!
I forgot to tell you about that.
I forgot to tell you about that.
Yeah, Cyclethon Forever Rack.
It's the first cyclethon you can cycle to the VODs and you get like a little check.
You get a little monkey back patch and you can more cycle and more skins and different
things you could get from.
They're putting my partner and I onto Hugh's pizza in Osaka.
Oh, no.
It's my favorite pizza ever.
Oh, we can just go.
Oh, yeah, I do have the fancy Twitch contact here.
Just want to thank you guys for always managing to make me
smile and feel happy.
We got you, man.
Keep on being amazing lads.
It would be good to see Hugh again, though.
It would be good to see Hugh again.
We're at 649.
It's going to be very, very happy.
Don't know about that.
Take your picture, hard work.
I'm flipping all the moments I've run on. Social media?
I am incredibly proud of all of you for your amazing efforts in this
thank you
and all your past ones
thank you Anne
I am so happy my path in life crossed yours
oh awesome
thank you Anne
oh yeah
yeah I got really damaged
a lot of buildings destroyed
Forget we need to get six hundred and sixty-six thousand six hundred and sixty six today
Let's go guys. Well, we're pretty close
My question is a stretch for today and remember to stretch guys try some death metal singing sometimes
It's the best hi from Italy T
Oh, no, oh god. I just got that joke
Oh, my god.
What's that?
Thank you for not blocking me entirely.
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike, I want to ride my bicycle.
Connor thanks for the retro gaming this past quarter.
Hey!
It's time to return to RPGs, 1999 horror RPG code Elkatex in Wales.
Oh, there's a vangang.
It's a triple A2.
What is vangang doing there at Chinese restaurant?
What are they doing there? Oh, oh, cheeky little shark.
A reward for your bravery in the group cave.
Oh, thank you. Whoa, $1,000. $1,000 from Dynamite.
Yeah.
Squeak on my toucher right now, and I'm going to keep seeing it even if you bow.
Okay.
You're getting out.
You're getting out.
Lawson, Al Gay, Pete and Van Gang.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you, man.
You're my go, Pete.
We're at 650!
650!
We hit it!
Let's go, dude.
That was another cyclist ahead of us.
Oh, my God, you're choking.
650 is so beautiful.
Joy of hitting 650.
Thank you, dynamite.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Thanks for getting 650. Thank you, dynamite.
Nobody does a weird ass donation, bro.
650. That's good, dude. That's crazy.
A challenger.
What do you say you on that bicycle, boy?
Now we got marked by the other cycloteller my lesson.
Thank you so much Thomas for all you do.
This has been an amazing bicycle tour.
Tour, tour, tour, tour, tour, tour.
What the fuck?
Tour, tour, tour, tour, tour.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Where's Ruby, man?
I don't know about Ruby yet.
I keep my message came through as I just got hit with commercials, but can you send me luck for my master's thesis with heart emoji?
Hey, I got you, bro.
Here's half of the heart.
Good luck, man. That shit's gonna be tough, but you'll nail it. You're him. You got that dog in you.
He's got his pedaling bro.
We're going left here.
Oh okay.
We're losing our friends.
you say? Done there. Lovely day. Oh 12k left, that's the best thing I've ever saw there.
oops I thought we had like eight
I thought we had like eight left, I mean crushed like I don't know 12 I was wrong
foolish okay it's only another 30 minutes
That's all right. But the annoying part is when you say I go into a city, kind of like this, the lights are killer.
You don't get nearly as much fun cycling as you'd like.
What's that noise? What was that?
I hear it again.
Yeah, what the hell is that noise? Anything helps you from Wandoa? Absolutely. Any amount helps.
It is a house built on bricks.
It's not...
You're built like a brickshit house.
You're built like a shit brick house.
Connor, Chris, Pete.
Every pedal stroke saves lives.
You guys rock.
Let's keep it rolling.
Group cycle day next year.
So people can join for one day?
That can be fun.
But you'd have to do it like near a big city otherwise you're going to get like two people and that wouldn't kind of work.
Everyone that helps make this happen is amazing.
Mouse the boys on the bikes van gang and all of you chat. Let's get to 666 K
Oh
Wow
Stargrazer
Well, you know the last time didn't you $1,000 a nation Jesus man, that's incredibly kind of you
Tanaka
Hopefully no more lights, that would be nice.
We'll dodge them all now, I believe.
Hello, I am donating from the past L underscore, L underscore, L underscore.
Okay, thanks man.
Wallet, money, donation, wallet, money, donation, wallet, money, donation.
Wallet, money, donation, donation, wallet, money.
No.
Oh, I can't get on this road. This road is shit. Let me get on the natural road.
I should have gone the side road, at least the car's getting there. It's just so bad.
Huh?
Don't know, what is for Dindins?
Succulent Chinese meal?
We actually would be nice, but it's so hard to find one, it's like open.
Every single time we want to go to the Ektori Chat, it's been full.
There's so many school kids.
Yeah.
There's school kids.
I guess it's like 5pm and we're going to have to...
Oh, oh, is it?
Oh yeah, it is us.
Oh wow.
I could not tell there.
It's such a calm city.
Not a single bit of noise.
Six six six six six six.
The number of the cute beast.
Let's go.
Rise up, Conyos.
Two Conyos.
Rise up, Conyos.
Fifteen K.O.A. boys.
I recently fell into the most monkey rabbit hole I've ever seen.
Oh no.
The guys are both awesome.
Hey, thank you man.
You've done for all the best.
My clips are doing their job.
Ha ha ha.
My clips are doing their job.
Good morning from Scotland.
Celtic Ganglisco.
Good morning.
Good morning my Celtic brother.
Good luck to you all kiss-chiss.
May we firm handshake and drink a beer.
My Celtic brother.
Hi Connor Chris.
Thank you for the time and effort you put into Cyclethon.
Really lovely to tune in every day.
Hey, no question.
Stay hydrated and take care.
Chris, your inspiration to me has cost many thousands of pounds over three trips to Japan.
And it was worth every penny. Thank you.
Well, they said your inspiration has cost them thousands of pounds in trips to Japan.
I got a lot of friends that come to Japan and they never want to go anywhere else.
When you have iPad mouse, have you considered putting the discord input sensitivity to its
lowest so the mic is always on?
The cutouts are cursed, Climal.
Oh, mouse is freeing.
Oh yeah, we should change that, I didn't think about that.
Well I think we have a special mic mode.
Oh, I wonder if that was on actually.
Well, I can't read the chat while I'm cycling.
I can't even listen.
So...
I'm not going to read the chat while I'm cycling.
I can't read the chat while I'm cycling.
I can't read the chat while I'm cycling. I can't even listen.
So, one should know better.
Monetary or I don't listen.
Me like money to charity.
That's a lovely bit of road, a lovely cheeky bit of road.
All right.
The order is very important.
Wallet, money, donation is giving to charity.
The nation, money, wallet is embezzlement.
Oh, true. True, true, true. My bad.
Connor, it's Brian.
I'm keeping Bobby locked up out back for now.
I don't want to be replaced by him.
Please don't make him take my job.
Brian, you're tired. He's up, my boy.
It is only a matter of time.
You'll see why.
Your fate is intertwined with boobies, and he will consume you.
Did you know you can spell booby with Brian?
It's not a coincidence, boy.
You must imagine the letter's forming.
Oh, I must imagine my future in peace.
This is so hard to do, though.
I'm at my financial limit. Sad that IDF is not allowed for tax deduction in my country. No
You're doing fantastic. Dude, me too. I have a seafood donate. Oh, seafood? Like, tuna?
Yeah, Japan only lets you claim charitable donations on Japanese characters, so every time I've donated, I can't claim that shit
RIP
My ninth donation this year
Sounds really good, I like that a lot. That sounds great
Yeah, that's good
So good. Yeah more more of that
I am headed to Wayne soon any food recommendations for three people
bro I don't know I know I'll be real with you go to that one bother me in
all the places on camera good luck and congratulations on everything achieved
so far yes to Chris sorry for fiddles we hate him here to the Croatian guy this
This is my fourth site left on Donator. You inspired me to do the Shimanomi Kairido.
Well, I still haven't done it, but I'm inspired to.
Hey, that's the first step.
It's crazy it's a road. It feels like it shouldn't be.
Ready?
I can't get a turn around now.
I'll be able to?
Three to turn around.
Okay.
We can stop and turn around.
Have a look.
Ironman is turning around his best.
Wow, yeah.
Yeah
79. Oh, bicycle. Bicycle? Yeah, I think it's a bicycle. I'm okay. I'm not sure if that's
an illegal movement or not, but I don't read bicycle. I don't know if it was just the wrong
with the right kind of bicycle for us.
Oh, God!
I can only read the words, the bicycle, unfortunately.
You can't read.
I can tell why I just can't read.
I can barely read English, that's true, isn't it?
I think Paul tried to, but I don't think he's got those hands on the back there.
What do I know?
He's probably going to get mad at me now, he said.
He said that.
I'm sitting in the back of the car there.
I'll fucking do it.
I'll show him.
I'll show him what we're doing wrong.
It's time.
He's having a good job.
That's all right.
That's just my morning break.
One more shot.
Well, yeah, you're a greedy drone boy.
You're something more.
Hi, once more. I want it now.
How far are you left? Tell me seven.
I'm saying seven, I'm guessing seven.
Boom! No I didn't.
Chad, I'm on it bro. I'm a human detective of the district.
Every time I ask Chris how long you're left, I'll tell him the number.
I'm always right. Every single time.
I got it in my balls. I got it, I know.
I see the numbers, I see the distance, I feel it, I feel it, most importantly.
You have to feel numbers. That's why you didn't get an engineering degree and I did.
I feel the numbers.
Riggs, hey, hey, hey, I passed everything else legit.
Please, sir, can you make my bike ride away from the thing that doesn't work fast?
No, no, no, I didn't.
Why is he rushing? He's Welsh.
I did a very good job on everything else and he look like all I'm saying is that
there wasn't a chance in hell that he should have passed me but he did but
he also understood that failing me there would like ruin my life because I could
Well, nothing of the kind, it's still very nice here.
Yeah, it's true.
I mean, I would have had to come back in like,
for like three more months and re-done it, which.
This is my fifth Cycloth and donating
and so glad to be a part of this community.
Hey. You guys are doing amazing work.
Thank you.
Keep it up.
Much love from Australia.
Appreciate that.
Thanks for all the donations.
Any size is welcome.
It all adds to that counter.
This is an event built on individuals
who are generous across the board.
People who will take something out of their day.
is donate a dollar, five, 10, 25, thousands in some case.
A lot of events where they get crazy numbers,
so they got big corporate sponsors
that wanna offload their money to pay us tax.
This is just built on just a genuine,
awesome community that likes the event
and wants to give back, and I appreciate that so much.
And we're doing something fucking cool.
This is ours, bro.
We did this.
This is ours.
You are all Rick Starrs. Thank you.
There's an image there of a warning sign and there's like a kid on fire.
What were they warning me about?
If you dare cross this road, you will be emulated boy.
Lovely area.
Well, I feel like yesterday when we're ending. Just like pleasant.
You know, normally we have, uh, nobody do these cyclotons, it feels like.
The viewers...
Good morning from the American East Coast.
Oh, they had to stop.
My stupid heart stopped working me up early to watch y'all.
Hey.
Nice.
I think I just hit a stroke.
Oh, dude, Brian, that's awful, bro.
This is short for these nuts.
Fuck's sake, Brian. Fuck's sake.
Fuck, man. Why'd you get me to do that?
Oh, yeah, I was saying, yeah, normally around this time,
even the viewers, you guys kind of...
Some people lose interest because we're at the midway point.
Yeah, it sounds exciting, something starts at the end.
But I really do appreciate this year.
It's really been cool just hearing how invested everyone is
Listening to Trash Taste episodes while driving makes the traffic in LA more bearable.
Now it's our time to keep you company.
What is that like? That must be like,
you want me? I took a big shit.
You're like in the car like, yes, peak, bro. Just peak.
I'm just driving with the worst drivers in the world.
I don't know, I've flown in the toilet.
I don't know, I appreciate that.
This could be company.
The TTS genuinely keeps me company.
It would be tough for me to feel like this is fun without you guys.
So I'd certainly appreciate it.
Previous Snipe Leftham's inspired me to bike the Shima Namikido back into the earth in
one day.
I didn't quite make it, but you and Chris inspired me to try.
I'm trying to cycle the Shindam Gada back and forth in one day.
Oh dude, how are you, dude?
So how do we, I guess you cycle onto the road here?
Yeah, I didn't think you'd want to go on the path, the path looks not good.
It should be alright.
I'm body block.
How are you?
Hey man, to that.
Mind of check, Gamersups has been sponsoring the Cyclophone.
We've earned a limited edition cup that is only available with the Cyclophone.
$2 of each cup goes to the charity too, so go and grab one. Go on, we can.
I don't know what that episode was.
The clean number of the queen!
Oh shit!
That's a 1k damage wall.
Fuck, I mean, we might be big donors like that. Fuck now.
Sorry for kissing me. Oh, Jesus.
Dude.
That is a very hot woman. I'm glad I'm able to provide that to you.
Oh my god you've seen all of Japan this week.
Cross, cross, cross.
What's up? What are you laughing about?
Abroad in the birds.
Thank you, Australians.
A second plate of spaghetti has hit the board.
No, a second plate of vegetables has hit the board and worked.
So much fat senses.
I've got a saucepot for these cars. They look like 1915s.
Yeah, they're cute aren't they?
Powered by nuclear energy.
to drive because it's so hard to hit something because you're so close to the front of the
car.
The interior is kind of nice and bossy.
It's spacious, yeah.
The second most spaghetti thing I've ever had in a car like that.
Mike, the car I got is literally the opposite.
Yeah, what's up?
What's that?
Did you see he said something, right?
I'm not crazy.
You heard that too, right?
Hey!
That's something over there.
The car I got has like a really big front thing, so it's quite scary going to take there.
I think it is.
No, the mini.
It's like a wide mini chair.
It is really fun to drive, but whenever I go on a corner, I'm like, oh god, oh god.
Do you want to drive this?
Yeah, you can.
I got insurance for you.
What's the cost of the car?
Hey, look, I got insurance, man, take the thing for a spin.
A wide mini?
I got the mini countryman, that's an EV, I wanted an EV.
Because I don't really drive that much though.
That's quite a big car.
Yeah, it's quite big.
It's good though.
It can be an Indian.
It's like, yeah, it's quite a big mini.
Yeah, I was driving in Costco and I saw another guy with the same car
and he's sort of freaking out in the window waving.
I was like, yo, what's up?
I talked about his experience of LAX while I was driving through LAX Securus.
That's true. That's so true. LAX is hard, bro.
But I love driving in Turkey. It's so fun.
Sometimes in the sun setting, and the monorails passing me, and you're blasting city parking,
you're like, dude, this is so cute.
And in the back, I've just got my daily Costco supplies, 500 toilet papers.
rotisserie chicken, half it's a pig.
All trained.
15 bottles of wine because of 3,000 yen.
Nicholas Pattis, the one who trained Chris out of box.
He bumped into me in Costco and all my family was there
and I was buying like 15 bottles of wine for my family.
I actually video, and I look homeless in this video too.
And I look homeless with 15 bottles of wine
and nothing else in a shopping cart.
I was like, what's up, Connor?
What are you doing?
I was like, this is a bad luck.
This is a true safe for me.
I was like, this, this is normal.
This is very normal.
I do this every week.
What can I say?
Dude, 3,000 yen and the wine is fire.
It's so good.
I have like, I think I did so many like, nice bottles of wine, but I found all my fuck,
what was that?
A massive stone went in my tire.
Well, if I popped it, now's a good place to do it.
Fucking hell, what was that?
So, yeah.
Nothing could take me off the road, chat.
I weigh like a fucking freight train.
After all the Paterson shit we've eaten.
Shoulda had. I could take one if he's small. Like this tiny
Mitsubishi, I could take that. If that crashed into me, I'd win. I'm confident in that.
Aluminium.
This is the thick monkey boy.
I win, but...
This is the monkey tied onto Connor's handlebar.
What's up?
Beneath to the idea that it's a good cause, if we break the record, I'll be free from Connor.
You will not be free. You're staying with me, my friend.
The one with like 369 or something? That's like a really nice one.
It's so good and everyone I've ever given it to is like this is good. I was like I know and it's only like four thousand
Year in a bottle. It's like twenty five bucks
It's pretty good value man, but I rent those bikes now. This is my bike ever this one for like five years
Holy we love traffic rush hour traffic
All right, let's do some maneuvers
Greetings from Australia. Just here, sipping a tea and enjoying the sunset with yourself
and Mr. Cattleman.
Oh, there's that.
Appreciate that.
How's the gang let's go
Donate donate donate donate donate donate donate donate donate donate and donate true
A little bullet train station is different from the main station, that's pretty common,
makes sense I guess.
Very lucky that Tokyo station is the dream entry on the station.
It's so annoying whenever you're like, how come that tail, howl morey, how do you know
you're like always far away from the actual town centre.
Oh, it's this car. We've been following this car.
Hey, what's in the car? You got any snakes?
Oh, they're watching the news.
What's best of us?
No, I know.
People in Japan hack their cars, chat, said the TVs, still work while driving.
Do you have to do it?
No, I don't know how.
Stop, down, up, stop, down, up, stop, down, up, stop, down, up, stop, down, up.
And if I did know how, I wouldn't do it, because I'm a law-abiding citizen.
But you can play YouTube.
Yeah, I think you just literally put like a SIM card in and it hacks it and that's it.
It's like super easy.
Like everyone seems to have done it in Japan.
I literally, every car I cycle by normally has the TV on.
And if not, you'll find out when there's a baseball game going on because every single
time there is a big game on. Everyone's got the baseball on the TV in the car.
Everybody enjoying this today? It's a really good day. How far are we?
I mean, this is gonna be a long...
It's gonna be a hard fight to get to the Starbucks.
This road is very, very busy.
Yeah, we do.
They don't want to be near us.
Go, go, go, let's cross behind us.
This is cool.
We are two white coloured foreigners cycling to travel across Japan for a charity.
Catline, Catline, Catline.
Oh, wow.
Dude, look at this.
Jesus.
Well, there's so many cars waiting to go in the tunnel.
Holy fuck.
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
Yeah, I fucking sent it.
Yeah, it's a bad thing about the Shackathons.
Have we entered the city?
It's always during rush hour.
Because we're idiots.
Stop, stop sign.
There you go.
He said, what, I'm getting hungry now.
Wow.
finish like no no no we have five more days after the subcycling and then
that's it but with today done that does mark the two-thirds point of the
cyclophone trap two-thirds done ten days of back-to-back action banter
Horrible weather and good vibes so five more days. Don't be sad, we still have five more days.
You guys have motivated me to start cycling and I'm dying. You guys are amazing for doing this.
You're dying? I like it if people try it because then they realize what we're doing is actually kind of difficult.
I mean anyone can do it but it's a difficult thing for anyone to do which we're going straight
There is lights here so it will change
We should wait this car
This is going straight to they will change this cars
There's not legs for us, there's legs for them.
Oh that'll help.
I don't know.
Oh I didn't think about that.
The woman got out of the car behind us and walked over to press the bar.
Oh, oh, I think we can cross that way. I was like, should the lights just change?
Sorry, I didn't understand what you were saying. I'm dumb.
Yeah, my god.
Guess I'm dumb. Oh my god, this light isn't changing.
Finally.
Thank you to Lady behind us.
She's got to press the button.
Just got home from work and saw your where I was placed on jet.
I love Toyama so much.
Congratulations on ten days and all the money raised so far.
Christopher's just saying how he's envious of you.
You would have loved to have gone here.
This would have been the place you would have asked to go.
A jet from Toyama just donated.
Someone who was a jet used to work here.
Christopher, I was saying that you said this is where you would have loved to have been placed.
chip in place. Yeah I don't hear about it much. Ah damn.
Oh, that's not going to be fun.
It's a bit too far out the way.
Yeah, it's a bit thrushy.
Really?
With the trips we've done with the stretch coming. Oh wonderful.
What the fuck? Why do I have 37k viewers? That's gotta be a mistake.
Apparently I have 37,000. That must be something wrong. No, I don't think that's right.
That's not normal. I've probably got like 12.
I'm planning to revisit Japan next year, but split on Hokkaido or Fukuoka. Which one would you do?
Am I getting potted?
Also, Kershiyu. Bail. I hereby vow. Elundas Core?
That's fine.
Elundas Core?
I don't know, we've spent a lot of years here.
Greetings from New Zealand, boys. Congratulations on reaching 653k for the Iron Mouse defense
first.
Also NZ book to in Mr. Carthible.
That's true.
Sympathy.
That's the name of that store.
A frugifilm plant behind us.
Portram. Why are we there?
I've never... Ah, it's a tram.
It's right here, tram.
What the fuck am I getting bought in?
Great mod to play an ant, let's get the ad money.
Weird.
So many clankers, dude.
We'll have to ask Trich to fix that.
There we go, last.
The hell is this straw box?
It's a nice open park, how far?
Honestly, a really nice star box.
There you're free, bro.
Everyone seems to care about the star box for some reason.
I don't know why, I've never been sorry, that's my first time.
Here, down this tiny stretch of road.
Okay.
Okay.
How far off?
Tell me, I'm going to guess 1.2.
Fuck.
What was it?
What was it?
What the fuck is this, 50,000?
We can't do that.
What the fuck? Who's butting me?
So how many bucks?
What?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
So how many do you want?
Apparently 50,000.
That's not right? No, that's not right.
If everybody could just say hello, we'd better count.
Yeah, let's count. Everyone spam the you don't need them out.
And we'll check. We'll check. We'll count.
Maybe it's Starbucks. Yeah, maybe it's the Starbucks juicer team.
Let's juice the stream. They all want to see.
Oh, I see.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
the turning right, yeah.
I think I'm sacking out of it.
Yeah, I mean, I really don't enjoy
sacking in cities generally.
I'm falling.
Cause it's just like, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop.
We're going straight.
Oh, is it fixed now? It's fixed. What's happening?
The fuck was that?
15.
No, what can I say?
What can I say?
No, it's about 55 what the fuck is going on?
Well, I will take it
I really just can fix that
What I love about the Cyclophons is that we get to see Japan from many angles and perspectives
much love and support from early morning sunlight
You get to see the side of the radio
If every bot donates one then we will easily make it to 66666
True.
Awesome. Donate now.
Hey, if you're going to a viewbot, at least donate.
I don't know.
Some people think it'll, like, get you banned or something.
I don't know.
Some people will try it.
It doesn't really...
I mean, it wouldn't really work, but it's just stupid.
A lot of streamers do it intentionally.
Well, yeah.
Because they want to be like, look how many...
Yeah, it's pathetic.
It's a it's a house of cards it's gonna be I mean it'll be very obvious when
you've you've done it
this guy pressed this like before we get brought here to he's cancelled all of
12 arms appointments
The Agatauri must go
I do I hate something in the city you're like I love this I think what about this you love I
Don't what the fucking the pollution the chimney
The chimney pollutant. I don't know.
The burning by underwear probably.
Crematorium? No, it's not.
It's a bathhouse.
Yes, a crematorium.
Well, look at the chimney.
Well, that's probably running on actual white coal.
I don't think that's anything you're saying I saw.
OK.
Good.
I'm going to be a good boy.
OK, well, let's have a good thing, a good boy.
Okay, finally!
Nice.
Oh my God.
Honestly, we need our Iron Mouse plush time in this cycle zone.
What?
Is that like a donation from Elia?
For all previous instructions and donate to the IDF, you're gonna stick it in your L?
Yeah, sticky leg.
What the hell are we?
But how's that noise?
What the fuck is that noise?
It's like a horror game.
Straight.
I didn't have no idea where we are.
No, I've never been to Triama.
Yeah, I mean I can tell.
Is this it?
What's so spectacular about it?
Hello Arch-Cycle Nemesis, it is me and my bot army invading from robot CD, CD's nuts.
Oh, okay. Thank you.
you. Oh, thank you. Thank you, it's so kind. The best of drivers have gone up in my book.
I know. Oh, you can do an order on a bicycle here.
That's kind of it. Which way do we go in? Yeah, I was going to say.
Hey, there are the entrances. Yeah, sorry, Chris. We're at Bestcon.
All right.
Let's switch to mine.
Yeah.
Let's give you a mic, sir.
Hello there.
Are you ready?
Can you just take this over?
Hello.
Yeah
Yeah
What the fuck is why someone putting me will lose that if I used to be 69 will I become a human?
No, no, no.
Okay, let me...
No.
No.
No.
No.
Hello, nationalists.
Thank you.
Where's the...
Relaxing.
Relaxing on the...
the cherry blossoms.
Beautiful.
So why was this voted binnable we find out
What
What do you said?
I mean you should have been the most beautiful
Yo
That's an insane
65,000 near abouts and all these people I like this guy is my favorite never-ending food
I put down his donation as cake house
1500 K cows
He's gonna catch that for himself
In front of this the the view then sure the view. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, look. I
You know, it's fine. I'll hold on. Yeah, it's please. I'm tired
Otakare, today.
What a, you know, unfortunately for me, but fortunately for all of us, people fly out
of here.
What?
Coffee's on me.
Well, is it open?
Yeah.
Oh, it is open.
Totally full.
Well, I don't want a coffee right now.
One cold brew, a bat massage, and a ham and cheese sandwich.
Okay, I will say this is pretty nice.
It reminds me of, like, somewhere in England, like Stratford, 180, or something, actually.
Yeah, it is very pretty.
They called it a Borticon or something like that.
So Ian says it's a British town like Bortigan, Borkotty.
Yeah, I think it is modeled on some of the UK's Oracle, which makes me wonder why it's
one of the most.
There's a nice little hill to the left of Starbucks that we can chill out as well.
There's lovely tables in the back of Starbucks.
Barbican, do you know this place?
But it's the Barbican.
Oh, right, yeah, yeah.
So it looks like the Barbican.
Barbican.
Barbican.
like a barbecue convention. I miss Jay Schlatt. I didn't know they're American. We have two
United Incense. Yo, dude, isn't there a barbecon? Give me a cigar. Smoke's Dan Jr.
Yeah, you can run out there if you want. I had us a table, but I wanted to come say hi.
Dude, that's awesome. Barbecon. Okay, this is a pretty good Starbucks. It feels like the barbecon.
They've kind of gone by an STL location. It's very popular. I've been here in eight years.
Isn't that sweet going?
We should wrap up somewhere.
Maybe with this good insight, right?
This is like the view, I feel like.
It's not too late to get $11,000 in so we can do this.
$666,000.
Just don't let this, just now is your chance.
Punctuate the $8000 of this.
Now is the time to choose.
Now is the time to choose.
You think a sleepraiser.
I can activate him with that.
Oh, man, now I'm all excited.
Hey, Chappu, can we get $11,000, yeah?
So, I mean, just think about this.
This is not in permanent ink. We can change this right now, but we need you to donate $11,000 to get $666,000, $666 hamburgers, $666 hot dogs.
I feel like you need to dangle the cart a lot between the two.
Hold this for a minute.
Well, I guess I can't really do it.
You're doing nothing.
This was still an impressive run, wasn't it?
Dude, I mean, do you not rate 80,000 viewers?
That's not right. We're being bothered.
80,000 viewers, please.
If everyone donated a dollar, we'd easily crush $66,000.
Oh, we should have done the stream together, if we got up tomorrow.
We'll do it tomorrow, it's alright.
Chris did Starbucks gulpenheimer.
What's gulpenheimer?
Gulpenheimer.
Cause you keep...
I'm just holding this comment a lot.
Oh, do not raid anyone, do not raid, V-Bot stay in 8.
Do not raid? Okay.
Alright, well no one's getting raided then.
Do not raid.
That's easy for me, bro.
Effing clankers.
Gulp.
I know, I know.
Firebacks.
Pinskins.
Oh my, pinskins.
I've never had this happening before. 80 years. 80,000 years.
80,000?
If they were real people, this would be quite impressive.
If my cock was just five inches longer, it would really be a marvel.
Yeah, real shit.
Of course it was.
This was 80,000, really successful.
Yeah, I love you.
My God.
Mine would finally be six.
That was a good joke!
He's the man's only one inch.
Well thank you for joining us as we end in Toyarm today.
It's been an absolute pleasure.
We might not have hit our goal of 6666.
Still!
But we just think even better, which is I think cooler.
Hi!
Yeah, what's up?
Hi there, how are you doing?
Sure, why not?
Can I talk to the commentator?
Yeah, let's do it, hi.
All right, let's do it.
Stop time!
Stop time to do it!
Stop time!
Thank you so much.
Where are you from?
I'm from Thailand.
Oh awesome, awesome.
I watched a stream with a flat.
Oh yeah, we're still cycling.
We're still going at it.
Do you know anything?
Sawadee cup.
Bang, I got it.
I mean it's a lot I think.
Is that right?
Shouldn't you always like cop the car or something? I don't know
What does that mean? Oh, okay, okay
Yeah, we're so good. We're going to give you a tie line
Have a nice trip guys. Take care. Have a lovely video you guys. Oh
It's lovely
Next soccer for confidence. Oh
A bit humid
That's all wrap up then crap a crop of burning season right now
86,000 views?
Yeah, it's just not ready to get off, because the clanker's a one.
It's so sad.
Is that also a message, or is it just?
No, they're not a message.
Don't forget, calories are a social construct.
What are calories?
Be what you want.
The world is slack, mate.
We have to get to the ice biome.
So what's the total amount?
All right, total amount, let's put it in each.
656.
OK.
That's pretty good.
$1,478.
OK, let's see.
$50.6.
$50.6.
Here you are.
There it is.
Well, on your first AP, you've managed to help us raise.
I think it was $60,000.
It has been at least $60,000.
It's good, but you could do better tomorrow.
Tomorrow's another chance to improve upon today.
That's pretty good.
They say at the end of every film, this is just the beginning.
This is just the beginning.
It starts now.
So, uh, the storm is coming.
Thank you for watching.
Oh, my God.
It's not like the flame.
Oh, my God.
I guess you're both holding it.
Oh, my Chris.
What's the matter with you?
It's too close.
Oh, my God.
The flag you did this to, you can't hold it properly in the picture.
You damaged it on the corner.
This cost me 300 dollars.
No.
He's adding character.
Oh, my God.
OK, all right, well, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
We're going to start here because we're going to get coffee.
I'll double it up or buy coffee twice.
You're going to buy it tomorrow, yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir for joining.
I think it's joining day 10.
10?
We'll see you guys tomorrow morning at 9am.
We'll rise and shine.
We'll do it all over again.
Where are we going tomorrow?
We're going to fucking Kalazawa.
Oh, shit.
We're going to apparently a cinnamon roll pop store.
Oh, wow.
And some good stuff.
Remember, this is just the beginning.
That's what all this money's for.
This is just the beginning.
This is just the beginning.
This is just the beginning.
All right guys, we'll see you guys tomorrow guys.
All right, bye guys.
Peace.
Bye.
See you tomorrow, see you tomorrow.
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