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04-15-2026 · 8h 55m
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Welcome to day 12 of the cyclathon.
Only four days left to get those donations in and we have four more days on the legs
of Anguish.
Chris is here.
Let's go and have a look at what Chris is doing.
What's Chris treating you about?
Dear diary.
I've been on the cycle for a while.
Just worship it in.
Okay.
Can I have a look?
Let's go and see what someone else is doing.
Let's have a look.
What's the point?
I mean, what two is doing?
Ah!
I will burst you in the head for more donations.
Oh, a clean slate.
Clean slate.
How much do they have to do to get on the check
at the end of the day?
$1,000.
Oh.
$1,000.
Oh, it's such a shit.
And here's, look at this, right?
Beautiful, empty pristine.
I'm gonna manifest something special today.
I feel it.
It's a beautiful day.
The heavens have spoken.
Call it fate.
Call it karma.
Call it luck.
I believe in fighting for something so today.
What are we going for?
I'm going for jackpot.
Seven, seven, seven.
Seven, seven, seven.
I think we can and I think we will.
That's what we're going for today.
And mama didn't raise no fool.
And I know that I've got two guys in the bike
who can get us to the destination.
I know I've got an entire team of awesome guys
behind the scenes making this happen.
but I've got an ace up my sleeve.
Now I know that I won Flip 7 handily.
I know that I won a game of reflexes,
but today I'm gonna need some help.
I need you.
I need you to open those wallets,
grab those cards and beg mom and dad for money,
because we near going to get $77,000
and the jackpot will be ours.
That's what I believe today.
That was the most beautiful speech you'll talk about.
How do I ride the bike with a hot on?
I don't know how to.
I can remove the seat.
That was my destination goal.
There you go.
777.
Oh, and look at that.
Daniel.
Damn!
Daniel's back on day 12 in 11.
Day 10, Daniel.
Honestly.
$1,000 donation.
I didn't wipe the name off.
I looked at it for a second, and I paused.
And I said, well, the rules are the rules.
The rules.
Day 10, Daniel.
i'm gonna put them
i know what i got to do
uh... annual seven seven seven is doable it is do you see who is daniel
why does he have infinite funds
how does he keep doing it
he we don't know but he's doing it
but shield also the ten dollar nation
uh... for the minifigy foundation of the mousey and
the jay twin gates as well
the first name is on the board
inked in
Day $1,000 and I just added a couple of years
because I'm at three now.
I, even though this is not the actual number
we have right now, I think it's manifest destiny.
This is it, this is gonna be it.
And look, we're running out of time.
We've got three or four more days left of this thing.
It's a-
Well, there's an IRL donation happening.
The security company is giving us money from the station.
They're loading in things, a truck of money.
The truck of money, it could be ours.
But I do believe, I think it's gonna be fantastic.
This is setting up to be an absolutely pristine day.
But I know these guys.
I know that they love to start, but they don't even work.
They don't work.
My mouth works.
Well, I don't want to start with that.
I don't want to start with that.
I don't want to start with that.
Your mouth works?
I know my mouth works to raise the money at the start.
And then the legs will start pumping on the bicycles.
That's what I want to say.
Other than that, I feel great.
Last night was awesome.
Yes, fantastic.
But I want more.
I yearn for more.
We always yearn for more.
I always do.
That means there should be more donations.
That's why we're doing it.
There will be more donations.
We've got caffeine coffee.
Nah, I'm just going to put it down here for a second.
Oh.
There it is.
We got Daniel.
He's already set the pace, as he always does.
Great to have you early in the morning.
But I'm excited to see where this goes.
Chris, how you feeling, boss?
Yeah, right, man. Oh, shit, my microphone's over there, hasn't it?
No, you're wearing it.
Oh, yeah.
Ha ha ha ha.
Did you put your sunscreen on yet?
What do you think?
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, the chapel.
Oh, God.
I have not yet applied sunscreen, but I...
Who is this American man?
Holy shit.
Hatha Kenzilla.
$1,000 donation.
Are you ready?
I've only got my sunscreen on here.
Just put Kenzilla.
Kenzilla?
For the Iron Mouse, two kids in a trench coat, defense.
Four kids.
Four kids.
I'm going to add it.
You know what?
I'll even put you near the Iron Mouse defense force.
I know I got, you want me to put just?
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
You have to hurry up, because we're getting more 1,000 dollars.
All right, all right, just give me a god damn second.
Kid.
More donations coming in.
Zilla.
And then I'm going to draw a dragon.
Really quick.
Get a look at the thing with the 50-dollar donation.
Let's go.
Road to 777.
Stella Stella one dollar nation for Moussey and the idea he's already
well and all the nation case sheen you know you know case sheen oh my god the
case sheen is keyboard has been broke the nothing is here it just keeps going
case sheen a $1,000 I knew it I knew it case sheen we're gonna give you the the
heart treatment okay anonymous 25 what the name is thank you so much like one
thinking it's all the nation we're currently at 721 so I'm gonna actually
What do we need to leave this car park you want the truth? Okay, 730. Oh
I'm not kidding. Oh, I'm dirty. So listen. Here's the thing. That can be two minutes
That's true. That could be 20 minutes and I want to see the road today
I want to see these beauties. Oh, I got a sweet in the pot. There's an incredible
Lunch spot that is a time-sensitive mission. Oh, yeah, I think the boys would like to have this
by the boys I mean
me
Smurf that's a big time and Ray MPR. I think of the three dollar nations. We're not okay away boys. Look at it
Also, there's a cool a really cool thing that we could do on the way, but I don't know full of time
We're gonna make time tell me about this time sensitive lunch. No, no, no you I can't I can't spoil your sons in life
You don't have all the answers mr. Broad. I do and we're gonna see you in it actually he planned it all
Condoling the $10. Let's go
This number's got to get, I got to see a three and I've got the zeros and I got the seven.
Well we're going to need some, bump it up.
Start the day right.
Bump it up.
It's like the breakfast full of a squirrel.
We're all viking, thinking of the $150 donation.
I think it's for the night.
Like I said, I would, but I know we will make two mil this time.
Two mil for Final Fantasy and for the National.
The Australian, thinking of the $35 donation.
Can I pinch the bag off the...
Reign, thinking of the $5 donation.
dollars counts towards it. Let's get it on there boys. We got 7,000 more to go.
We got to go. 730. 730. That's what we need.
We can do it. We can do it. I want to do it. Teddy, 100 dollars a nation.
Get the 100 bucks in there. Casey, the 10 dollars a nation. Get the 10 bucks in there.
Mecheds, 25 dollars a nation. Really? Think of the 5 dollars a nation.
We're 722. 722? I'm adding it to the board.
Alright, let me get that. That means, let me
Calculate up to bus eight equals seven hundred and thirty thousand eight thousand more to go
The second is a $2.50 donation always one of the donating students
So this is all I can spend the moment big love from the UK every amount yes every amount helps
Why can't we get some more alphabet variation? We've got these in case they're 25 dollar nation's Shawn brand
They're 100 dollar nation. I'm not Cody thinking for the two way. Wait. Hold on Cody ten dollars. Unacco
$2,000 donation from Unaku!
What the? Where is he going?
That's my goat! That's my goat!
How do I spell my goat?
Unaku, U-N-A-K-U
Okay, Unaku.
I'm gonna give you a... I suck at so bad.
Give me something to draw and I got it.
When I say Unaku, what do you think?
Unagi.
Okay, you got it. That's the easiest. I just drew an amoeba. Okay, there it is.
Anonymous thing with a 10 dollar donation. That means we're at 7.24, right?
Oh my God, yeah, we're at 7.24.
Garth McDonough is thinking at 25. Road 7.30. Let's get lunch spot in a special cool place
that's kind of what I was talking about. Sky guy thinking at 25 dollar donation.
Chiefly thinking at 10 dollar donation. Jewels thinking at 25 dollar donation.
Zebando thinking at 100 dollar donation. Greenton Cannon, let's get those wheels turning.
Nicholas thinking at 10 dollar donation. Let's go to day 12, baby.
Little Man 84 thinking at 100 dollar donation. Amy thinking at 50 dollar donation.
gold donation. Yep. Head back on Yama, think there's 25
donations. Yeah. And keep going. Today, we will. Do we
nearly have 75? Yeah, let me calculate. 770 feels possible.
717 plus five, we've already made, we've already made $7,000
six weeks in the early, we're so close already, we're already
halfway there. Oh. We're already halfway there. Oh,
make a chance, 25 donation, bacon strips, 1000
I can also put that right here, Unaku, and this can double as a bacon, so...
We're now an ally, I think, of the $10.
Jake, I think, of the $25 donation.
Vatia, I think, of the $10 donation.
Cycan, I think, the $1 donation.
I'll draw a bacon.
We already at $75.
We are already, I can't keep up with it.
Oh, baby.
This lunch?
DLM.
Oh, DLM?
DLM.
DLM?
$1,000.
But if you have them once, can you put cinnamon roll loves Choco Cat?
I cannot even spell half those.
Cinnamon roll?
Okay, okay, I got you, I got it.
Wait, is it cinnamon?
How do I spell?
Cinnamon roll.
Cinnamon roll.
All right, I got the damn words.
Lucca Bologna.
Cinnamon roll.
Now watch this, we're going to have a big heart loves Choco Cat.
Is it Choco or Choco Cat?
Choco Cat.
That's what I thought.
Choco Cat.
Now I can also draw a cat.
Okay, I gotta read these donations quickly,
because they're coming thick and fast.
Lickabal only think of the 10 dollar nation.
White News only think of the 10 dollar nation.
Z67, 10 dollar nation.
I mean, just get some ass made me.
Callan think of the 100 dollar nation.
Aiden think of the 5 dollar nation.
I need to come up and think of the 4 dollar nation.
Where are we at?
77 what?
728.
What?
I'm catching up.
Painting for combat, 20 dollar nation.
Sertain inbound, 1 dollar nation.
Fox kills think of the 10 dollar nation.
The other Jedi, I think, the 25-dollar nation.
The 10-dollar nation.
The Senate for Wolves, 250-dollar nation.
Annie, 50-dollar nation.
My mom and I love watching the Psychophon together.
It's a birthday to they can you wish her happy birthday.
Her name is Fiona.
I'm really Fiona.
The Bad Beagle.
He's back again.
The Bad Beagle.
The Bad Beagle.
The third time's the charm of the drawing, Pete.
1,000-dollar nation.
Bad Beagle.
This is the first 100-dollar nation.
Let's keep going.
Lads, Tornado Plasma.
Kidoni, think of the 10-dollar nation.
Captain Cocker, think of the 7-dollar nation.
No, it's 25-dollar nation.
DG, CAS 45, they're in the 15th generation.
I've been there today and they wanted to do some gear
for the IMAX Vents Force.
Thanks so much.
Snowden, they're in the 100th generation.
Monster, 10th generation.
The girl geek 50th generation.
Come on folks, let's go down to the car park.
Snowden, they're in the 10th generation.
Ours is in the 1th generation.
Light, light, or is that?
It's likely rice balls.
It's likely rice balls.
728, that one.
5th generation, unique patella,
they're in the 100th generation.
Thanks to opening my eyes and the terrible disease
and the TNT radar, they're in the 10th generation.
Do my part, you guys can do this.
cold pirate in the 25 dollar nation
keeping the inspirational work you roll the goats
uh... real tight in the fifty dollar donation and we're all caught up for now
hey
uh...
we're seven to eighty
no no no i'm sorry we're not caught up
she's beginning
what the hell's going on
he still has a breath in his body
i still have breath
we're eating
he still has the action
the best country of chile one dollar nation
one dollar is still awesome
dodler three thousand
twenty five dollar nation
nice
nice job rcd
over on eighty four
they can get ten dollars
ten thousand dollars i can add that if you want
Somebody wants to do it.
Love the mouse, love the goat.
That is Pete and love Christian Connor.
George, think of the 33th donation worth,
73 well now by the way.
What, 71?
Because we have 1,000 donations from Droogie92.
Droogie, he's back baby.
And Koala, 1,500 donations from Koala.
Jesus.
Thanks for the two weeks of fun.
Bearzilla, think of the five dollar donation.
Rosy Kersh, think of the 10 dollar donation,
take out this one for me.
I'm still tired of the ZZZ, 25 dollar donation.
Crazy Jordan, maybe the five dollar donation.
I missed after Drugy.
Koala.
Koala.
Got it.
Got it.
You got to draw a koala.
I got you.
I can draw the best koala.
I'll draw a big koala right now.
It's crazy.
Jorgen, think of the five dollar nation.
Mia, think of the five dollar nation.
Connor's bold spot.
Think of the one dollar nation.
Arte Han, think of the five dollar nation.
Amazing work if you're on.
Regina Dabina, think of the 25 dollar nation.
Sousages.
Hey, wait.
What's the number at?
731.
Okay.
So guess what, guys.
I fucking lied.
Okay, so guess what guys.
I fucking lied.
When I said 735, I was just bullshitting.
I said 735 on the board because I don't get out of this car or leave this parking lot until 735 on this check.
But I thought we were going to cycle. We will bitch.
But after you donate to this cause, 735 and we start moving our legs.
All right
Not the one K Dan was always one Daniel to outshine all of Daniel's law first time don't know proud of that
I'm a special story about a nation seriously modern ten all the nation must have been the wind
Chris one
Who's this Chris?
Connor tell booby I'm cosplaying him at off-car expo and you should show up
Stu Jutsu 25 dollar nation pedals from Danny people up from Melbourne Australia 10 all the nation
Thanks for keeping up my company during my surgery recovery. Mr. Beast, $1 donation hit you.
He needs to step it up.
Might as touch, whereas he's giving me many donations.
100 Dollar donation, Pete is the ultimate hype man and artist.
And I'm gonna say he's 25. I'm gonna say he's $2.
I'm gonna say he's $10. Screw it, I'll have my needles for the rest of the week.
It's currently 1am for me.
Thank you to the $10 donation.
Hand to the cat, thank you to the $25 donation.
Today's last day I get to shoot into this live stream.
You guys have been my comfort stream. Good luck for the final days.
Nanny, $157, thank you to the $10 donation.
I just want to give you a new book. Hopefully you get to do a book tour in the US.
Yes, Pete Dua-Den's, $50 Nation.
Lara P, they get a $50 Nation.
Pro-boy, they get a $50 Nation.
This is my annual birthday nation,
keep it the great work, guys.
Massive cock, they get a $1 Nation.
Oh, is that me when I donated?
Okay, bye.
They get a $50 Nation.
Free Connors, Molson, the basement, $10 Nation.
Jabs, they get a $200 Nation.
Two hundred bucks!
They get the workers who are hard to help, the IDF.
Meepity, they get a $10 Nation, Handing from Texas.
Rolled coat up.
Okay.
I got $200 by Jabs.
I said that.
Seven hundred.
Laura, they get a $100 Nation.
Okay.
Travesty, keep PSL, 10 frame mugging my kings.
Thank you to the Ten Dollar Nation.
You keep Japan, thank you to the Ten Dollar Nation.
Small Girl Rifle, Ten Dollar Nation is in my love.
Two K away, two K.
All along 84, Ten Dollar Nation,
people you lie to us but we still love you.
The true general, thank you to the 25 Dollar Nation.
Rex, thank you to the Ten Dollar Nation.
Thank you for all you guys do.
Keep it coming.
I'm going to you guys and the travels you bring on.
Smashy Faro, thank you to the Ten Dollar Nation.
Zero, thank you to the $3.33, amazing work guys.
This is all I can donate for now,
keep the amazing work.
Chris got the helmet on.
in the Indivisibility Foundation.
It's getting ready.
Shaka Laka Laka Laka.
Shaka Laka Laka's back.
For those who don't know after,
stay with Takashi.
Think of the $100 donation.
Bang!
Jorg Huber, think of the $100 donation.
Bang!
Let's get her down boys.
Johnny Pizza, he's back.
He's back!
For the rest of the Cycle Thumb.
$1400 to go.
9th and 5th, thank you for the $10 donation.
JJ Esim, think of the $2.49.
Yes.
Joel Joel Joel, think of the $25 donation.
Wait, think of the $5 donation.
For Mouse and others who suffer from this horrible thing.
Stamp, think of the $50 donation.
Um, greetings from Mrs. Sosugo, Canada.
Today was Payday, so one of the spread.
Uh, some joy, have a good day in Cycles today.
Much love.
Logitech 45, thank you to the 10-dollar nation.
Pete, to design Cyclofon 6 merch, please.
Guddler, 3,000, thank you to the 10-dollar nation.
Alton, Shannon, Peter the Goat, 1-dollar donation, keep it going.
White Among Us, GaySaxe, 1-dollar donation.
Darrell, LG, thank you to the 100-dollar nation.
But Gareth, close to 734!
This is for all your leg ends.
And Paul too, I guess.
We're closed, I want to start putting it, we're getting close to the big number here.
We're 17 hundred away.
No, we're, yes.
I can't keep track of all this.
Yeah, I can do that.
1200 or 34.
Yvonne, you're the five-dollar nation.
12 hundred away.
Bear hands, oh yeah, you're right.
12 hundred away, 12 hundred away.
Bear hands, thank you for the 50-dollar nations.
You're being dictated, thank you for the 10-dollar nation.
We're closed.
Might be worth calling the ID Foundation rather than the IDF.
No, IDF.
The Figgard IDF.
It's a good IDF.
I'm the defense force.
ICDJ, thank you for the petition.
Barry McCockennaw, thank you for the five-dollar nation.
I think the one dollar nation Pete. Have you seen a koala?
Thank you for five
Ten dollar nation
All seven role is the goat 25 other nation Brandon thing the ten dollar nation line off thing of the ten dollar nation
Bucky beefing the ten dollar nation. Let's go boys no user name goal for Chris broad checker cat cosplay
nation, okay
734 guys 1200 bucks 1200 bucks and we're done 1200 bucks and we're done for the first segment the level of Maddie
the 25 dollar nation, 7 dollar nation, 2 dollar nation.
Mediapay Day lets go boys, from Vietnam with love from Iron Mass Defense Force, thank you
for making the bet work, thank you for making the bet work a better place.
And honestly the 25 dollar nation, I love from a fellow UCML alumni, Pete's head mod waifu,
10 dollar nation, main, 30 dollar nation.
That's it, let's keep going, I'm at 7, I don't mind a calculator.
The nation can't even stop going up, I don't know why but the nation is coming in, Eddie
Think of the Ten Dollar Nation, Fowl Tarnish, think of the Five Dollar Nation, Zephyr, think of the Fifty Dollar Nation, Grims Kled, think of the Ten Dollar Nation, Wise Up Delaware, the Navy Panda, think of the Twenty Five Dollar Nation, Fakki, Four Seven Four, think of the One Dollar Nation.
The Donation Bar broke chat, you broke it, I don't know what we're at right now.
Well, it must be at Seven Three Four.
I have no idea.
We just keep going.
A Rocku VT, think of the Ten Dollar Nation.
That's just the collective now $1,000 donation.
Oh, right, 84, think of the Ten Dollar Nation.
There's still everybody.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Sure, dude, I'm gonna put the 74 Asia see gang arise just finish your ex-comp video
And I need to ask permission to get the wallets out for today for the idea if you may
Story being the 25th on a nation sending this before I get a bad good look today boys
I'll watch them on tomorrow, but I should be working in Kaiser thinking the 100 dollar donation
You can kiss maxing Pete neither tend all day you're not this man
I'm a time you're one dollar nation. Hmm. I think rule you guys do hugs from Brazil Miss Walker
1200 that's got a
God luck today boys.
Walker.
NT based.
I just bought Jiji.
He's in for my entire family.
Thank you Chris for a great product.
Good job.
To another nation.
Jagabee.
Thank you to another nation.
Let's get Pete.
Know the Seahawks of the New Dynasty.
The Chiefs are finished.
Bangtan.
Sonny.
Thank you for the 100.
Sonny.
You're down.
I'm so sorry I butchered this career now.
I can't believe Mr. Walker went nuts.
Yes, thank you for the 100.
I'm sorry I butchered it.
My brain is frying from reading all these.
Stace Gators, we've hit it, seven three five.
Stace Gators, we've hit eight cones in the 10 elimination.
We're at seven three five eight hundred.
Mike, we'll make it a seven three six.
I'm gonna manifest that, you guys get ready.
Okay, you get the phone.
Yeah, I got the phone.
Here's what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna tell you guys a little more
as they just put the sunscreen, get the chains ready,
get the bike seats adjusted.
You guys are amazing.
You're actually genuinely freaking amazing.
Don't let this big board dissuade you to say,
you know what, we've done enough.
We're good.
we've donated thousands of dollars, hundreds of thousands of dollars, there is more to do.
There's more awareness to bring, there are more treatments to discover, there are more
lives to be changed.
We're going to do our small part.
We're going to get on some bike and show you guys some outstanding, just local beauty
that is the Western Seaboard of Japan.
And while we're at it, we're going to have some laughs, we're going to have some jokes,
we're going to eat some food.
We're going to show you places that I've personally never been in.
I think Chris is going to have some information for you, but what we need you to do more than
anything is do not stop this momentum.
We're going to get the TTS on in the bike and we're going to need you to power them
with raw fuel.
And if you need a little boost to your bottom, go ahead and grab some gamer subs.
Promo code, SeaDog, get a cuff, be a part of history.
Get something for yourself so that when we give this to them, you can say, I got a little
juice in my cup right here to give me some energy or maybe you're like damn you
guys look good well you can't look as good as us because you can't be us but
you can get really damn close by wearing our official merchandise and by ours I
mean it's really just right over there exclamation merch and you can find a lot
of great stuff and the best part is $5 of every purchase on your merchandise
goes towards this big check right here so don't run dash sprint this is it this
is your time to start chucking bucks
what the fuck I got I got two I got I got two thousand dollars here I'm like
the avocado meme what do I do with all these thousands I got to put them on
the board we got Daniel we got D-10 Daniel we've got sunny yxd that means
we're at 7-0 I think we're at 7-3-8 you guys are for mouse Chococat and
cinema roll love and sunny delight by the way can I have a thousand sunny face
next to my name what a yes you can so first of all I'm just gonna grab my
marker here I'm gonna put like like the Wild West date Daniel just gets like a
belt notch like it's like a you know I think he's had like two thousand today so
he's gonna keep adding notches and then I'm gonna give you this watch this new
art this is not my hairline there's sunny I'm gonna write sunny delight there
it is anonymous 150 BSBN all right 25 dollars keep rocking me root for you
Let's just fucking get 740, 740, quick.
$100 sunshine banking.
I'm gonna put it, I'm gonna put it, I'm gonna put it.
I'm gonna put it down.
Stretch call, $25.
740.
Up those numbers.
There it is, 740.
738514, are you?
7, I preempted, I'm manifesting.
A succulent Chinese meal.
That's all I could think of when I think manifest.
Alright, so we've got the people already donated $738,000.
A little bit more.
Chris, you want me to blow your mind?
Okay, we started today at $717, that's $23,000 before we even started the bike if we can get to $740.
I can't rate you that.
No.
Sugary Requiem, I just paid the insane tax pay for it.
Maybe my thing.
Get those deduction doughnuts, Jack.
Cycletron is part of my doughnodes not dictated mission.
2026, that's sugary requiem.
Sugary requiem is great.
Also later we're going to give Chris a caffeine energy jelly and he's going to be doing his auctioneer modes and save that as well.
as well, but don't let that dissuade you from now.
You've got us all day, but we need the power of these legs.
740, the blank check, I'm gonna cash it
at the bank of you fucking rock,
and I need to talk to the teller
because my numbers don't add up.
Cause what's that say right there?
738, no, I have 740 on the check, how does that work?
There must be a mistake, I've lost some funds.
Can you please help me find it?
Phones, my loan, $25, thank you for doing this again.
It's your fault. I want to get a bike. Hey, you're welcome get a cool cycling shirt from his merging store
It's like that. I think that's the single coolest item. I
They even have a size that fits me. So go ahead and grab it. Good luck. What's the boys on hundred dollars?
All right, we got a hundred. I'm gonna I'm gonna carry this away. Here we go boys. You got
Seconds give minutes. They're getting ready. Just get this shit done
I'm gonna leave it 740 and I want you to get your wallets out for the boys
Here it is seven three eight we need twelve hundred dollars twelve hundred
dollars and this is GG no rematch we're so close and that today we're gonna reach
it seven seven seven seven seven seven no way lucky sevens baby counted if you
ain't got nothing better to do seven three eight you know what I'm gonna put
it away guys get the fuck out of here they're going they're going that's
all right you guys did above and beyond you get this back right yeah I do I'm
leaving at 740 oh shit I'm so is to ink the developer of get to work 1,000
dollar donations if I donate will you finally stop bothering me I told you I
I paid you for the get to work V.O. in clap.
No one knows you need it.
Get to work.
Great game.
What's the name?
Thank you, Isto, Isto Inc.
Isto Inc.
Got it.
Isto Inc.
Can you also donate?
So thank you, Isto.
You absolute legends.
Love it.
$23,000 before we even started today.
Well, we're about to, we're $200 off 740.
I'm going to say we're good.
Who wants to be the one to cross us to the finish line?
We're getting off into the sunset now, so they got to.
Hey look, I'm gonna be a citizen of this.
Thank you, Istel.
Thank you, Istel, Inc.
Well, you're mine, Chris.
Actually, incredible community.
Where is it, Chris?
What?
Oh, he's gonna hold me.
Oh.
I'm just gonna write something.
No, no, I'll, oh, you did.
People with space, man, we are now at 740.
740?
That's amazing.
Unbelievable, $23,000 before we pedaled a single foot.
That's gotta be one of our records.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
740, boys, 740.
All right, we're trying to go to the Bullet Train Museum.
Is that our first stop?
Okay, we're gonna go to the Bullet Train Museum.
All right, how far are we, Chris?
All right, wonderful.
See you guys there.
Thank you.
I love you man.
Later.
Whoa, I was going to say, I was like, that's a big gap.
Are you sure you want to take that?
No, I'm just going to take it normally.
There's a Shinkansen museum around here, and you can actually watch as the bullet trains go by.
So I think there'd be a really cool view.
That's how we're going for our first stop today.
So if you're a big fan of trains, you're going to love this.
If you're not, you'll see a bullet train pass by.
So that would be really cool.
At least I think it would be cool.
And today we have great weather.
Yesterday we managed to perfectly dodge the rain.
And the TTS is on now.
So if you send me donations then I will hear it.
Thank you all for the generosity.
22,000 before we even move is ridiculous.
Why are we even on the bikes?
Let's just...
And we've got 78K to do today.
So a pretty scandid amount of distance that we normally do.
Yes, there is a lot shorter, which is nice.
I did enjoy the shorter distance, I won't lie.
But we're back to the normal distance, 80K.
I think we end in, uh, Fukui? Fukui? I think that's where we're going today.
Which is another...
I was told to fuel you with donating and you get to fuel me with good vibes and warm feelings for the very great things.
There you go. Yes, true.
Deal, exchange.
You donate, you feel good, I give you contact.
I heard my request was granted.
Major Malice reporting in representing Sea Gang.
Sea Gang?
Where are all of my other troopers?
Well, the rest of Sea Gang.
Good morning, Monday 12.
Sure, it's Monday.
What the...
Okay.
Let's tie my shoes
Oh
Converges rain like a pro, never a drop hits him. His doctor calls
Amazing, but still low on butter chicken. Okay increase and take a sap curry rice emoji cloud with rain emoji
Thank you for that Chris
Thank you
Because who doesn't love the good ducking bakery
Okay, getting out of this city is going to take a little while.
Hopefully we can find a nice road that isn't too busy.
So stop sign, I'm going to stop.
And go.
Oh, it's so annoying having to stop all the time.
See, even though the nature is coming.
Oh, my, my, my.
Hope you guys had a good day. I hope you guys enjoyed the board games last night. It was a lot of fun
My personal favorite was writing my love for video games higher than Pete and him crashing out all night about it
I'll stream. He's like, you better damn bitch. Do you think you like video games more than me?
It's payday
Cycling club shirt
After that insane cinema oral tax yeah, no
I only have to catch the start of these streams due to being late here, but watched every year since the start.
Thank you.
Godspeed and love from Portugal.
Thank you.
Bank called me and was like, hey, we've got a strange charge here.
Did you spend this much at the Sanrio store?
I was like, yeah.
I didn't have a choice.
No, I like, I like, as much as it pains me, I like buying things.
It's nice.
That's nice. I like giving stuff to the mouse, it's nice.
Alright, and then today we're starting in Kanazawa, which is a lovely area of Japan.
And we're going to Fukui.
What is Fukui famous for?
Dinosaurs.
What?
Dinosaurs.
I guess they probably found, maybe excavated some dinosaurs back there?
Oh, OK.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Dinosaur train station. That sounds fun.
The animatronics?
Oh, hell yeah.
I really...
I went all out for security.
After that, the security's got like the most
nuclear power stations in the world.
Oh.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know if I can stand the bunch.
Fair enough.
Well, hey, I mean...
Uggh!
When managed properly, Nicola M.G. is a great source of energy.
Oh man, thank you all for the generosity.
Everyday Chad, not just today,
but everyday it's been awesome
to watch you guys come out in full force.
full force and it's been an honor and a pleasure for me to be able to get on the bike and hopefully
try to entertain you guys. Obviously I mean look my boy Pete is the garrot like we are on a
new illusions that man can sell. He's a force to be reckoned with but try my best on the bike.
This is my first time during the event.
Very awesome and welcome.
I think a lot of people have been here for all of them,
so people have been here for like one or two.
I don't really mind as long as you have fun and enjoy it.
But you get a lot of homework to catch on them.
There's a lot of memes.
Well, that's the only hard part.
There's a lot of in-jokes that chat loves,
but take a while to learn.
But,
You know, we're all having good, and I'm glad there are people who are still interested
in trying to see the event for the first time.
And I'm just really happy as well in terms of my body because we did all the hard cycling
in the first stretch of the cyclophone, and we had all the bad weather in the first stretch.
Now it's been just an enjoyable period.
The good weather, not crazy long distances, no more 100km cycle days.
And we have a tailwind today.
Look at that, tailwind!
The view is fantastic, as usual.
The scenery too.
Full queue queue.
Thank you.
Chris's new book promises deep cultural insight,
but halfway through it's just fried chicken reviews
and tales of his legendary cycle in thighs.
I remember.
Holding the emoji, holding two leg emoji,
man biking emoji.
We love the idea, no, not one.
Whoa. Whoa. Look over there. Those guys like jumping on a wire. Over there. Those guys
just jumping on a wire. Didn't they were like fire people training? Whoa. There's like dudes
like repelling from a rope and like climbing across it, which is two buildings.
That was cool.
Man I love cyclophon. Yeah I'm glad man. I heard we're going to Ligoland. Oh my god my
watch tires. The gap between the gutter and the road is a lot taller than I thought it was.
I've learned how to brace it though so you don't fall off the bike.
Might shred my tires a little bit though.
Oh my god dude, having a like wind with you is crazy.
In fact, yesterday was our fastest average speed of any get-cycle from there.
Well, I think today might be it because look at that wind that we have with us.
Hell yeah boys. Okay, so... I just wanted everyone to know that Archie Carp is the best Pokemon.
You're a little late.
That was like a week ago.
One day 12, that means today, plus three more days after this.
We're getting close to the end now, boys.
And my body's kind of gotten used to cycling every day now.
I'm just kind of like waking up and my legs are like already spinning.
Four million minutes, shadow sweeper 88. Can't donate as much as last time.
Oh, shit.
I don't want you to do my part.
I appreciate that. Any amount helps, man.
And that's a large donation, thank you.
You can sit in this lane and go straight.
You're allowed to do that.
And when it's just like left turn,
the cycle is just generally supposed to still stay in this lane
and just follow straight still.
7-4-1 boys, 7-50, three quarters of a million dollars.
We are so close to it. Isn't that crazy? Already?
Today and then three more. Four days.
There's still time.
That's right, Trump, but you found it right.
Yeah, I found it.
I propose an alliance between 6, 7 and 69.
The new mean number should be 68686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686.
Okay, why does 6 always get involved in these mean numbers, huh?
They got mad motion.
The motion on 6 is gonna be studied.
40 sausages, blood, touches, fighting off bears, two loads, generational wealth, McDonald's,
are my group, Final Fantasy XIV, this is the cards.
Are those all the memes?
Good luck boys.
Also you ruined my life, person in the spine.
Dude, it's so good.
Shout out my bro in law, saw the hope and joy you, mouse and the community give me and
Hort Merch.
Yeah.
I tried in K-KUBA with a 50 stream street.
Yeah! Let's go!
W2 guy!
I've been watching three years of sufferings.
You inspired me to study abroad in Japan last year.
I have a lot to thank you for.
Thank you!
Unfortunately, I lost the game.
No!
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-mind here.
Fear is the little death that brings oblivion.
Keep knowing guys, let Chrissie think.
I don't want to let him, who will.
Chris to the end, Connor goes back to being a part-time streamer and not uploading on his main channel.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not a part- I do, I stream a lot, what do you mean?
I think March is like my most hours streamed in like, a very long time.
I shimmed a lot in March and Naples now, but ow, because of this, I promised I'd be a part-time streamer.
You guys are spoiled of mounts, that's why.
Why was 67 always so confident?
Because it knew it was just one step away from being a perfect 69, smiley face emoji.
It's like two steps, no?
Question.
Do you and Chris wear specialized sample-8 shoes?
I do.
regular trainers. I wear cycling shoes, like the clip-ins. Chris doesn't. He thinks they're
like a scam. I realize they're like God-like, because you just get so much more energy,
because no matter which direction I pull my leg in, it's going to help with the bite.
Cheers to Connor, Chris, Pete, and the van gang.
Cause you're like, I don't, I'm not just using downward force to pedal, it's like the full
motion of my leg.
It's like insane that he's still not using them.
I don't know why.
He's like, he thinks they're like, it's like weird.
I don't know.
I thought I was going to ask him.
Everyone I know that I tell that, like any serious cyclist, I'm like, he cycles a lot
I'm like, yeah, he doesn't want to clip to like, what?
See what I'm saying?
No, he's him.
Okay, so far.
Oh.
Alright, that was a yellow, that was a go-faster yellow.
That was a go-faster yellow.
I was definitely...
Just finished beating every character on 18 in Slay the Spider Team, so I'm celebrating them with a donation.
Thanks for all the hard work from everyone.
Thank you.
Reminded chat, I appreciate all donations and the amount of house, but to activate the TTS in particular,
It's a 25 dollar ancient. You can use it by clicking the link. There's a pinned comment most likely as well from the mods
There's a panel below the stream
There's like every everything to just lead to it
Nothing is more beautiful than a real smile that has struggled through tears keep it going boy oh, hey man for mouse
mouse my goat
Had pats on the mouse? Oh, shit.
Oh, it's green.
We should have a donation bill to make Christian's pet pensions for a day next year.
I mean, he's too stubborn. He's an old man already. You cannot teach him any tricks.
He's only reached that age where new information doesn't mean anything.
I worry about something, I guess.
I'll do that.
Hopefully soon we can kind of get out of this out of city area,
make it to an area where we can have a little cycle room,
and we can go faster.
I happily donate to Iron Mouse's cinnamon roll fund, I mean, the Iron Mouse effects fund.
Yeah, half of the annual budget goes towards that.
What's they gonna offer him?
Keep the demon low back.
I'm guessing we're going left, okay, nice.
I think we're getting close to getting out of the city now.
You can tell when there's more parking lots.
Thank you so much for all the generous donations today boys, keep them coming.
All right, let me just get him through and get him to the front so that we can have a bit more room.
All right.
This is my fourth cycloth, and every second I've watched with my partner.
Hey.
Love you, Lane.
Thank you.
Great work, boys, and the BAM gang.
All right, and go.
Incredible work as always, Conor.
Thank you.
My far goat.
All the headpats for mouse.
Headpats for mouse!
Thank you for the Japan bike law, Rufefur.
I'll be in Sapporo for most of May,
and tune in I'll be using bike rentals.
Oh, yeah, you're welcome.
I'm from North Carolina.
The laws around cycling are kind of weird,
and they keep adding laws, and...
The laws that, like, never be followed,
so it's kind of confusing.
And you don't know if you can't be...
Oh, God!
Fucking dog shit road!
Ow!
Ah, I'm...
Not confusing, so...
That little look up...
I normally just follow whatever else is there.
And you'll be alright normally.
Oh!
Oh, that was a Gooch Blaster.
That one hurt.
Oh, left, okay.
Connor is overly obsessed with the laws.
Connor is overly obsessed with the traffic laws.
I'm like, what, when you're filming yourself...
I'm watching you, I'm watching you.
I mean, when you're filming yourself with a 4K camera, it's going to be a bit more careful
that you're showing.
I don't want you guys to get the wrong idea.
What is the funniest thing or story that happened off-stream during any cyclathon?
Okay, we used to say story time, but I don't mean that it's your story time, not my story time.
I don't know, it's a funny story.
Probably me and Chris look like a reality TV show shouting match on the first-cycle one.
That's probably the...
There was a cycle from one, and I wanted to wake up at like 6am to cycle.
It was a bit of a long day, and Chris was like, it can't be done!
And then we saw Shadow.
Too arguing over it.
We had 120k to do the next day.
I was like a great leader. I was like sacrifices must be made
Ian helped figure out a route that made it sort of spread it out over two days and
My statistics nonsense
Oh wow, look at that freight train
Oh, it's quite a lot of stuff.
That's my Amazon orders for the week.
Sea of Inmer.
Sea of Inmer, it's being shipped now.
That's just about enough seminars to keep Mouse happy for a week.
What a weird road to the walking route classic.
Hello from Norway. This is my fourth ceilethon, second time denierter. Have a great ride, guys.
Thank you.
Those don't know those people.
Oh my God, Daniel.
15k, Daniel. You're a madman.
What the fuck?
15k donated. What a madman, Daniel. You're an absolute madman.
Thank you, Daniel. And to everyone else who donated, of course.
That counter is built break by break by chat.
Every single dollar is added up to that counter right there.
Generosity multiplies.
Drain expansion.
No.
No, that's so annoying.
If I'm enjoying the lake cycle, it's flat and there's a little tailwind, that might be why.
Yeah.
Peddling is simply a suggestion.
When we get to the field now, it'll be nice.
When we get to the field.
Yeah, because the wind is going to be crazy.
The wind is already, I don't know if you can see it, because of the shirt, it's kind of already blowing.
quite harshly in our favor.
I wish there was a way I could show you.
Look at the monkey down here.
You see it's all tough.
It shows you the wind.
He's on my bike, Mark, he can be safe, but he'll die.
Oh, Chococat, it's in the sandhill bag, you're right.
We're gonna get that out of the Sanrio bag at the next stop while at it.
My bag is gonna be, my bike's gonna be fully like, trinkets it out.
Oh.
What?
Okay.
What? Okay. Give me a little bit of a heads up. You give me no warning of these turns.
I don't know why.
What? You can see where the map is going to take us. Of course you can.
This is the Luzomi Super Express bound for Shinazaka.
We will be stopping at Family Mart, 7-Eleven, and Lawson.
Wait, it's just Connor and Chris.
Thank you, sure, sure enough.
I know you can do it, you can be a part of history, all you have to do is open that wallet.
Thank you, Bibi.
True, true and real.
True and real, Bibi.
Fats. We're going right.
Okay. This will be quite a fun...
Oh yeah, we're going.
Oh, nice.
That was fun.
Beautiful tailwind.
Barely feels like I'm paddling at all.
I love that Simpson's episode.
So I can wear nothing at all.
Last year's Cyclophon motivated me to start actually using my stationery bike.
Good stuff.
So here's a dollar for each pound I've lost for the IDF.
Fuck dude, congrats man.
That's awesome.
I'm so happy to hear that.
Chad is never too late to start exercising.
The best time to do it is now.
Do not say, ah, I'll start next week.
You're a big thing. No, just do it.
You will not do it unless you do it.
You have to get it done.
Do not say it's in the future. Just do it.
Good job. Gentlemen, watched from first cyclathon. Oh, Pete, do you still pay in full your teachers
would be proud. He does. I believe he does. 7.43 boys. Not bad at all. I always hit 7.50
by lunch at this rate. World's Buffet. 100 different types of food apparently. And it
looks sharp. Well actually, you might not be open to that. Is there a chain? I've never
seen either. They have, um, I like her. The world food and their logo.
The world food and their logo the Chinese sushi dogs now every right end in wobbly noodle legs and emerge to inhale globs of
Tima like fuel fish emoji
Cyclist emoji sushi emojis sushi emoji
Connor have you ordered journey across Japan adventures of the beaten path from the
I better get my free coffee for the board in Japan
Indoor tennis club, that's right
I tell you, you know this place is rich. Wow, look at that building.
So our first stop is the Bullock Train Museum in Chatton.
We shouldn't have been praying not too far after we are here, and it's really cool because
not only is there a bunch of cool bullet train things, there's a platform where you
can watch the bullet train go by, where you're kind of above it, so you can just watch the
bullet train zoom by, which I can't really decide for. I've never been close to a bullet train.
I'm pretty there, how far off are we?
Yeah, it feels easy.
Tell me, what makes it like a breeze?
Something coming into me.
Hi Connor and Chris.
So, best Final Fantasy donation wall later.
Early vote for Final Fantasy VI.
Best of luck again today from the
Victorian British Columbia, Canada.
I wonder what... two or three times a year, Chris, that's quite a lot to go there.
I don't know what the nation will be today. I haven't decided to actually.
We do anime waifus, husband and wife.
What is the most fun place in the hills?
It feels so easy to get a run going, but the shipbuild is always fun because you're gonna
get like phantom knives. Phantom knives feels really good to use. Dude I love
so much to you man. Every night. I said last night I was too dead.
I'm so looking forward to TriGamerSups once they arrive. Yeah. Yes, he's going to be my
last one tonight. I appreciate it man. You can get three samples as well. They do
little like sample packs if you want to try and so when you order the coffee you can get some fresh
Shambles, too.
Alright.
all right
Nice, nice, you managed to dodge all the lights so far, that's nice, what are you about to
change. Nice, dodged. Wires are his potters. On the weather looks so good today, man. I'm
going to tell when it is. If it ends up being an anime best girl war, early vote for the
wise wolf of the exhumed Pollo. Unfortunately we do not allow early submissions, but I appreciate
your voracious appetite to make sure your wife who is represented quite a lot of
potholes.
Yeah, the cans are well thin again, the right.
Haha, good enough.
Now you wouldn't be able to cycle if it was a wild street.
Our potholes are legendary. We just call them craters.
That's a nice looking park. Look at that.
Keep up the good work, guys.
I always look forward to the sight left on each year,
Getting to see parts of Japan on stream while helping in good cause.
Thank you. Thank you for the support and the generosity.
I'm glad you enjoy the views.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh, what a nice day.
The perfect day doesn't exist today.
I'd like to reduce myself.
We are leaving Canada's outshad and we're going all the way to Fukui.
That's our end goal for today.
Okay, famous for dinosaurs.
Go, go, go!
Famous for dinosaurs!
First time being able to donate, keep it up. Love you guys, over the mouse.
Oh, that covered house is really nice.
Thank you for the kind donations I'm warming up, I'm warming up today boys
every day I find myself very tired lately something something great shadow legends
something something cyclet fun something sending the last bit of my pig check for a great cause
We take that. Hey, I don't mind if you guys send me the same message over and over
Because I know every single message is gonna work charity. So I'm happy
You can send me the same positive reinforcement. I'll never get bored of it because I know that's someone in need help man
Sky is very pretty today. It looks beautiful today. Oh
My god my heart rate is high
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Final Fantasy 14 player checking in. I'm really enjoying today's scenery.
Ah, thank you. That's wonderful, we didn't spoil it.
Jane's spoiled aren't we?
I just finished my previous game of Sub's flavour, low hope last.
What flavour do you recommend I try next?
Uh, much like I hate to admit it, I think acid rain is pretty good.
It's pretty good.
I'm sure Chad has some flavours there like.
I had so much fun last night watching you all play board games.
First time in a very long time that I was laughing so hard and smiling up a storm.
It's gone. Less than three.
I did get him quiet.
Oh fuck.
There he went to the back of you there.
You break way suddenly.
I'm not tailgating. You just break so fast.
I'm blocking my back foot.
Straight.
Right, this is power for every chair.
Yeah.
I always forget how much this is power.
Oh yeah.
It's a big, you know, it's big.
It's got the North Pole Peninsula too.
The North Pole Peninsula, absolutely.
Toronto Facts. The Toronto Islands weren't always islands.
They were a nine-kilometre peninsula until a massive storm in 1858 cut them off from the mainland.
Oh, wow, really?
Wow, really?
A storm can do that?
Thanks for the 48 piosas we had last time I was in Tokyo,
still questioning the amount of pepper you used.
Good luck with the ride today, boys.
Thank you, Alex. Yeah, I like to bury my gears in pepper.
I put so much pepper in the soy sauce,
I'm not kidding that it becomes like a slosh of pepper and soy sauce.
I want it to be like 50% pepper.
I am a fiend for pepper.
The A-disability claim finally came through after a few years,
And I am inspired to share when I have a little extra you guys very kind of man. Keep it up. I
Be doing a little league and time to make some turn us. Yes
Now is the time to make tiramisu
Wow the tail is like a siren is crazy. I'm gonna get pushed so let me tell this way. I'll be lovely
I'm gonna nice gentle reason. We're gonna go. I'm going to help you
I think that must be over there.
We're going straight.
Yeah.
How's it going guys? It's alright. How are you feeling today?
It's a lovely day here.
Feel like I've lopened up a bit now.
Yeah, it takes me up to match.
He's got a nuclear reactor energy.
Yeah, he's going to fit right in for Pui. He's got more reactors than he wears in Japan.
He's really the 10th reactor.
I think we're going to be like, where do we plug him in?
Oh, I'm feeling like this guy's all the fucking shit we waste money on.
He's brilliant.
He's the best at it.
I might have been able to do that on day one.
My energy on day one was really good and then after that, it's been like,
eh, you go, go, go, go, come.
Physically, I'm here, basically, I'm shocked again.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think...
Physically, I'm kind of...
I feel like I'm, uh...
My body is, like, constantly trying to recover and never is able to,
to but still managing to get it done but I think as we get into the last couple
of days it's only when I start to get all my energy back my body finally gets
used to doing it. It's funny how it takes so long.
Your body just doesn't get used to doing exercise this much until it just
suddenly goes and it's like alright we're ready.
OK. We must be close to here.
Thank you, ma'am.
Looks like a lovely day for it, hoping you smash that goal today.
Thank you.
Well, Pete decided 7-7-7 is the goal today.
I don't like to upset that man because I don't know if his pal he loved me that.
too powerful. I love these roads because I can just focus on enjoying the beautiful view.
so nice damn my love of trains requires me to donate haha thank you look if you love
train you'll be very happy in the next 10 minutes. Very very happy.
We're very close.
That is a strong tailwind of us today. That's a strong wind in our favor.
There's a stop sign there, Chris.
Wow, all those transformers.
Not the cool kind, the electrical kind.
There's a stop sign on the ground you know.
You didn't stop.
Straight ahead or?
There we go.
What's it?
It's a bike.
It's 10,000km from your top of the tower.
Then we die twice.
There's something on the ground, Chad.
This is traumatic.
No, it's not.
No, I...
Connor, there's something wrong with you.
I think doctors should study you because your heart is five times bigger than normal
people's.
Awwww.
Thank you, Mr. Clean.
Myocardious.
Yeah, what can I say?
I love that when they flood the rice fields, it's so cool.
Snow and hail, yeah now we've got some weather now.
Summer weather.
Why not start a donation train to summon the bullet train. Let's raise some money
Chris you are here by fine two hundred and fifty dollars for running a stop sign
Please pay your fine directly to the iron mouse defense fund. Haha. You heard him. I
Don't even have to paddle the wind is so strong
That's true. I have not had to pedal at all. This is ridiculous.
Tailwind is fucking awesome. That's not how that works.
Oh, that must be over there. I see it.
Train Museum.
Go into the fucking train museum
Oh hell yeah, it's like a minigame
You're gonna use a shortcut if you got the mushroom
Oh that must be it there, I see it
Nice, we're nice and early, so no one's going to be here either.
Going to a train and a tacky pilgrimage site now, I imagine.
Oh, I can already hear Pete.
Feel that tailwind.
Some serious wind.
That tailwind is crazy.
Oh no.
I heard Daniels struck again 15k Daniel they're calling him now what a giga-chat
this one can stay on here let me just make sure everything is working accordingly
Mm-hmm.
Check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check.
You guys see?
All right, just switch your cameras, guys.
Beautiful day.
I'm fine.
Looks like a massive wheel go.
Oh, my God, the tail end is crazy.
You don't even have to paddle on the face, either.
Well, I'm fine.
The back is like a sail.
Sail!
We're bucking ears today.
Bucking ears on the swashbuckling journey.
$800,000.
How does this compare to, when I wasn't
wasn't here right but when you guys were doing these crazy wind in your face rain
slashing at you doesn't actually doesn't feel just like a joyride when you have
it's made of the wind man it's easy you'd have to pedal too hard when the
wind is going against you you have to like you can pedal once and kind of like
200 meters yeah wow yeah he wasn't pedaling at all no I wasn't pedaling
like he's like as a feather no cuz I've got so much stuff and he was also in my
slipstreams he's behind me I was pulling it okay let's go look at Dr. Yello
hi there's Navi already in there? concoct a fake story about okay
Dr. Yello so Dr. Yello is the sort of test train the diagnostics train
the iconic and people lose their minds because they never tell you where it's
going to be yep so train attackers like spending their whole lives every time it
recently. Yeah, it's decommissioned here. What are you going to use now? Well, they did. They did this friend. They would like
Dr. Red. Camp out. I hoping they could see it. It's such a cool, I love train culture, but I
don't really love trains. I love them. I do. I think they're great. But like, I don't wait for them to
close or fill up. So wow, they've actually put it here. That's beautiful. That's cool.
cool. He's kind of like a Japanese icon.
Beautiful.
It's a lot bigger than I thought.
They do. Oh, you know they've got mascots.
Soyne.
That's Dougie Yellow.
That's the guy, huh? The Diagnostic Supertrain.
That's what they call Connor. You're my Diagnostic Supertrain, Connor.
Oh.
Because you've run a red, it seems.
I don't know if it was the previous one, the American ambassador was like a huge train
attacking.
He was like, please, my last wishes to let me go on the Dr. Yellow and go on it.
What?
Yeah.
See, politicians think it's bullshit.
It's such bullshit.
What about the little man?
What about Premier to you?
You know, anyway.
Good job.
So, the music, there is, you know, you have to pay for it, but the fifth, where we can see the Shikachi passing through the street, so we're going to go to the street kicker, so then we'll sit around and we're going to meet you.
Sure, sure.
Is there one coming soon?
37
So we got 12 minutes
Perfect time to raise some money
That's a nice one
Touring
Oh wow, that museum is awesome
We're going to check the museum out
Thank you for selling it
They seem to be friendly
Yeah, sure
Yeah, my time. That's so cool. This is cool. I've never been like close to it.
I mean, like seeing it full speed go past is nice.
Yeah, I've seen it one time, but it's a huge mistake. It's kind of terrifying.
It's like, it's like, gone.
Really tight.
It's the mountain view, and that's the train side view of the other side.
Sacred Mount Huxham.
Oh, that's pretty tiny. It feels like Tom Scott style.
Yeah.
And this is why we donate.
Today, Mount Haksan is on Japan's three sacred mountains along with Mount Fuji and Mount Tateyama.
It is comprised of a prize of three peaks,
Gouzen, Ga'am, Mune, Piek,
Oh my God, this is hard.
Onanjinge-mai, Piek, and Gengen-mai, Piek.
Haksan City is blessed by abundant water that flows from Mount Haksan
and the entire city is designated as the Haksan Tadori Gawa Unesco Global Geopark.
to your part. The area is full of numerous view spots of Van Haxen, so it's beautiful
gorges carved by the Tudori River and many other sites. It's a very regal looking mountain,
isn't it? Above the mountains. There's another mountain. I like that there's a little train
track here, nothing else. We'll get around to it. Cool, it's a little like it. Mr. Hakus.
Yeah, how could you say that?
Mr. Haku?
Uh, okay.
Oh, I do.
Oh!
Let's go.
Okay.
Interesting.
So that's coming this way this way so you can go and they said so
You know we've got sad you got ten minutes
Yeah, I don't know how to open yours. Oh, okay
Well, I didn't know if it was awesome, I thought it was auto that's what I was afraid of
So it's gonna come from this way
Boy, it's gonna be cool
Dude look at all the
That's what we're cycling with
That's beautiful.
That's why the moment this trend is done at the museum, I want to get back to you and
tell you.
Hopefully it stays all day.
I think it is staying all day.
Well, it's going with a headwind.
The train will be alright.
It'll be slower.
The train will be alright.
It'll be alright.
You can even see it shining.
It's 500 dollars an ancient.
What?
That's the real shining star here.
Thank you.
That is the rice fields that I gaze upon.
Thank you.
Look at all this green money.
That's all I see is dollar bills floating in the wind.
I don't know if the camera can pick it up, but even all the way out there, you can see it, that sheen on the rice fields, hundreds of yards away. What a beautiful day.
Oh my God.
It's a very windy day.
Yeah.
Really?
Unmanned.
We might see a crossing machine cancer.
That's got to be like a level 100 recall.
There's no way we'll see that. He's got my hopes up now.
But I love that it has the bend coming around as well.
Do you have your vintage retro camera?
I do.
Yeah, that might be a nice little 1980s, 90s.
I'm excited for this.
How often does it go by, every 10 minutes?
The goal is from the lower area, but within the seconds it's 3, 3 within an hour.
Okay, so you're kind of a good timing man, only 12 minutes away.
Well, seven minutes right now.
Seven minutes.
Seven minutes.
Alright, so just as a curiosity...
Seven four four.
Seven four four.
744 so we're 33,000 away from the goal of my 777 yeah 744
We can get 744 this thing watches through that's easy guys. We got seven work seven minutes rate. You gave a hundred
Thanks for everything you do you guys do charity Pete sees this can we get his advice on how to be more confident when speaking to crowds?
Here's the main thing that I always try to imagine is that they're all naked. Oh, no, that's
fashion like that's to make I don't know what that advice is. What is that you do?
I'm like how do you feel so good when I listen to Odeon?
No it's like I try to imagine that if they're already there they've
like the decision's already been made that they want to listen to you. They either want to listen to you or they have to listen to you.
So I'm going to enjoy this as much as I possibly can. That's a good opening line actually.
And I'm going to make it to invite them to enjoy this with me. That's a good opening line when I go on stage.
You want to be here don't you? I always, someone else told me that years ago and I always
felt the same. I was like, so if they're in the crowd, they're there for you.
Yes. And the other thing is, I felt that with teaching or with public speaking,
your first two minutes or your first lesson sets the tone for the rest of
your speech. Start strong, start actively, start positively, and you're gonna have
eager listeners. If you stumble out the gate, that can be really tough to win
them back because they're just like, oh, what the hell. So that's what I would say
for public speaking and just having that fake courage to go there and do it.
You gotta be the person you think the audience wants to see.
And one last thing is don't over-prepare.
Like, if you...
If it's the night before and you're still practicing your speech,
it's a waste of time. It's either there or it's not.
Just focus on ways to make it more engaging.
Wispy Frost, I think it's the 25. I see Wispy Frost again.
Wispy Frost, legend. Every day I hear that name.
Is this why they're testing the churros in cancer?
I thought they said they were, this is the Hockery Cushing.
But they were testing, and some train might come up there.
We'd be very lucky.
We'd be cool to see that.
So which way is the train coming?
So it's coming this way.
But he said there's a small chance an unmanned train
would be coming this way at the same time, which
would be pretty epic.
How freaking cool is this?
What a day.
What a beautiful day.
This blue train driver doesn't even know
he's going to be on camera.
thousands of people for four seconds for four seconds
it's like one of the it's like the roller coaster the right
it's like scanning his disney coast
we've already watermarked it sorry buddy
if you donate a thousand we'll release the photos
faster than the files
my god we're so good at this
whenever I have to do public speaking I always kinda like make very rough
outlines and make sure I have the room to
Oh yeah, that's great to practice in the room as well.
You know your acoustics?
Yeah.
It's also just one day of many days that you live.
So if you really bomb, there's more to come.
Don't worry about it.
Unless it's a piece of birthday party then.
I still remember that.
And it's harder when you've got to deliver a speech that,
like the Ted Talk thing I did, I had to memorize it, right?
Because I couldn't ramble and wing it.
I had my points I had to hit.
And so I had to, for that I wrote it out, break it into paragraphs,
memorize each paragraph, and then deliver the speech at home like ten times from memory.
And then I was on stage, I was fine.
An old acting technique that I used to do back in the day for memorizing lines
is if I can play a video game while reciting my lines,
ah, they're good, because I'm focused on the game, not in the lines, so then it's like,
they're already in there somewhere.
That's why you're so good at, I think, remembering quotes.
Oh, maybe you're right.
I just play video games a lot.
So I knew I was at 100% of video gaming.
I knew I was at 100%.
I was at 10.6.
And almost $100 a nation.
We are $130 off.
Oh, we need to get that before the train comes.
We got it.
The train's going to be here in three minutes.
And you know, we can surpass it too.
Eff it.
I don't care.
First time doing anything like this.
I can't think of anything better.
Thank you.
Based.
Real.
True.
Oh, gosh.
That's so cool, though.
They let this be free as well, this part, at the museum's page.
But they're like, we should just let people have this amazing view of free.
It's just such a nice view.
There's the Western seaboard over there, the ocean.
Then you have these flat plains.
I'm excited.
I wonder if we'll stop and be able to see it.
And I keep looking over there.
Just in case we get the double train.
Double train.
Double train.
$130 off for charity.
Come on.
$130 we got less than two minutes you guys
betrays japan never let you know what
what do you mean
will try to never late
japan's a lie
it's a delayed it specifically to allow you more time to donate to get us to seven
four five
so don't waste this opportunity
okay
I might go to the edge over there and go for it.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Good job.
What cold?
The wind, that tailwind is cold.
Two minutes to go, and it's going to zoom past us.
Oh, I forgot one for that one.
It's tailwind.
I think it gets stronger the other day as well.
Yeah, it does.
I'm excited.
Tailwind.
I tell you, I hear the train is coming.
Hootie-ma-dootie, 300 all the nation.
Welcome back.
Shout out trains.
Thank you, 745.
745, there we go, that's it.
That's not it, that's it for now.
That's it for now.
Before we get back on those bikes,
I'm gonna need to see.
OK, any minute now, boys.
OK, wait, yeah, we got one minute.
Mamoon, that's cool.
You know they call me in school?
Human binoculars, because my vision's that guarded.
So I'll let you know when it's coming.
That's it.
It's got 30, 30.
Bro, 30, 30.
I'll go up here for this one, and then you
can go up there for that one.
OK, thanks.
I don't want to block you with my fat hair.
I'm excited, man.
OK, 10.
Here we go.
Shop.
Would you prefer a pole?
That's a better shot.
You guys should go over there, because that camera's got.
You should go up there, Paul, to the other end.
I'm sure for me, because I've got five times in.
He just wants his.
Fuck the shit.
Away with you boy!
Okay.
Oh you're here, you gotta come out of here, okay?
Paul, uh, Chris, shoot us away.
He wants his video.
Okay.
I probably just wanted his video, didn't he?
Yeah.
Was that a better view than you?
I thought you threw a double shot.
Oh my god, if it's a double, I'm sure I know it again.
Oh, I thought that was...
Okay.
No, no.
We'll have seconds.
Yeah.
Well, he's sort of camped it out, Paul.
Is it really that fast?
when it starts to run around this bend, really?
All right, so right now it's one minute.
It should be within this minute.
It's 10.37.
It's just a late two minutes, it must be.
Oh, okay.
Oh, is that it coming in there?
See that moving behind the...
No, no, no, I saw a white train.
Hold, I'll tell you.
I'm telling you, even to the sun, see it?
There it is, there it is.
I knew I saw it.
It's coming.
OK, here it is.
My eyes are pretty good.
So, what is it?
Oh, it's going pretty fast.
It's going pretty fast.
OK, this is going to be fast.
Oh, my god.
Are we getting the double?
Oh, that's the noise of the train?
That's the train below, oh, my god.
OK.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Eek eek eek eek
Ooh
We got a double train we got a double train cab that's pretty smart. We got a double train
Here we go, in double three, double three, double three.
Whoa!
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's what I said.
Dude, we got the double train.
Here we go.
Yeah.
All right.
Oh, wow.
Dude, if we went a little further on,
we're going to see them like cross.
Like right over there?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Like if they'd moved this platform up.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
Train will talk to you now.
That was sick.
That was worth.
That was cool.
Bucket list acquired. Yeah, let's go. Let me see. I'm sure
That was awesome
Wasn't going full speeds
I was on foot with a shim on it and it was like terrifyingly fast.
320km to Sprayard, 30 and 20km an hour.
Meeting, what is this?
I think it's the wrong floor.
Yeah, I didn't ever take it off here.
No, this is the museum gate, isn't it?
Oh, is it?
No.
It's cute that they have a little ticker game.
There's another one in ten minutes.
And then five minutes after that.
Yeah, I thought it was like once a day.
And the moon aligns perfectly.
Well, I guess it was 9.57, then it was 10.37.
So there's a different direction.
So there's more.
They got some real gold.
Between 50 and 55 are in their trains.
That real gold, it's just pure shit.
It's delicious.
You work in so much.
Yeah?
This is a good deal.
I don't have a phone, it's not my phone for it, it's in the car, I see a card, it's
like trying to get you out of bed in the morning, thanks for the force of the news to get you
to wake up.
Who was up for you this morning?
No you weren't.
It was I was.
Who was ready to go before you?
for you. Who was ready to go? I was waiting for you to get out of the house.
Amazing, the sloppiness. Has to wake up now for a sloppiness.
I wake up at 6am. Okay, did you settle on? Did you wake up?
I made the world a better place before you woke up. What did you do?
Uh, I...
Yep.
Did you find the breakfast in the fridge?
Yeah, I was giving it with some ham and some lettuce and some eggs.
Oh, thank you. I lost my wide-angle limb somewhere.
I think it might be in the van or you'd tell chat about our massive
What's that? Yeah, we'd like the menu, but I was like a three-hour
Yeah, it was very good though. It was good. It was very nice.
Four hours of food. It was a lot of food. I've served every 14 minutes one to shit at a time.
I was like at the last course of the week.
Yeah, I think you guys, when they brought us to dessert at 10.30, you were like
Camel meal, camel meal, camel meal. I was like coffee. I still drank coffee at near midnight
This is it?
So the museum starts here?
Yeah, that's right. I mean, yeah, I was excited about that
I do I was so excited. Oh cool
Please come to the museum soon.
That's fun. Cool.
Tiki.
Kippu.
No, no, you definitely go through.
It's Japan.
I'll hand you my ticket back now. Thank you. No pockets.
I have one.
Okay, let's see what's there.
Oh, that's cool.
So then we go back around?
And then we go back.
Oh, you go back through here?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, cool.
That's fun.
How fun?
Everything's fun when it's not raining and hail.
That's true.
Oh, and this is a cool view as well.
Yeah, it should be.
Well, there's another one in like 50, there's like three.
There's 50, 53, and 55.
So we'll make sure we're out for the 51.
Let's see, we've got seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare.
It's an Albert Wesker quote for you.
From Resident Evil 5.
Yeah, and the boss fight takes exactly...
If you don't finish it in seven minutes, you lose.
Alright, let's do this.
That's a great fight.
Seven minutes is all I can spare.
Oh, wow.
Whoa!
Trained storage.
Yo.
The trains you don't see.
Oh, just go to the mountains.
This is kind of epic though, it's like a film set.
It feels like a Universal Studios ride where something bad's about to happen.
The scenes go like...
Goddamns, what happened to the galaxy?
That's cool.
It is smaller than your studio space though.
I was like a super market for trains. I want that one. I want to buy this one for my city.
I love the walkway above it as well. So cool. What a cool place. Is this the end of the museum?
Yes, this part.
Oh, okay.
And I was like, well, that was nice.
Chris, do they do maintenance here?
Yeah.
And like, are they fixing them?
Yeah, they store them.
They fix them.
So this is a functional facility plus museum.
Yes.
That's cool.
and you start asking the rest of it, it's working.
Could wait five or a week, hello, would you?
It's quite slow, though. We saw two, we got the double.
It was quite slow.
Yeah, I mean, it's cool when they go fast, but I guess,
for instance, the train, right, might have stuck in the ass.
Yeah, I think that's why it was slow.
Well, we're not slow. Sorry. It's not fast, but slower than what I've seen
Yet the ones that go don't stop
1046 we got my girls. What'd you have for breakfast? Nothing?
I
Donated my bag to you guys
We have an extra breakfast. Oh
Well, no, I had a little strawberry protein bar. Yeah, you had a protein bar. Yeah, he every time he buys them
He's like, this won't be good, right? Like no, they're protein bars
I was not even tasting it.
They're not great.
I'm not a mystic man.
But they have a lot of ingredients
that make me feel like I'm on the right track today.
Nice little placebo bar.
Powder, sugar, and protein.
Did I lose my ticket?
I want to go to the restroom.
We'll be on the first floor, I mean?
That's an odd security.
Okay.
Oh yeah, I guess we'll, at least we'll be in the toilet.
In three minutes, right?
No.
We can scan back,
and we can walk back in, okay?
He's going toilet, you're going toilet, right?
All right, we'll wait outside.
In three minutes?
Yeah.
All right.
All right, train, impress me.
Because I'm already impressed
with generosity of the people today.
What do you got, train?
Train.
If we're at 746, are we?
No.
What?
I thought we were at 745 a minute ago.
We are.
So nothing happened?
We're still 745.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
We got work to do, boys.
746, or this train stops.
It doesn't.
Like, I have no control over the trains.
I believe it's coming from the same direction as the last one.
It's coming left.
Well, you still got a good view here, I mean, there, you know.
Uh, been to Japan twice, and you guys have helped me greatly.
Keep doing what you're doing, boys.
Or second, number one, just know,
Shirankedo, and you'll go far.
Shirankedo, Shirankedo.
So, uh, I'm gonna give you a guess.
Shirank?
What would Shirankedo do?
Shidonite?
Shidonite.
Shidonite.
Shidonite.
Are you quizzing me, or do you know the answer?
I know.
The answer to all of your cryptic questions is $746,000.
That's what I believe the answer is.
Shidon means...
I just tell me the damn answer.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know.
Shidonite.
Shidonite.
That's what it means?
Yeah.
So what's the...
I don't know, road?
They said take the shiran
Just know shiran kedo
Shiran kedo
Shiran kedo
Shiran kedo
I don't know Osaka bin
I don't know
I see, I knew the Osaka bin part
Yeah, Osaka bin
Okini
Ok, I didn't
I thought we were talking about like food
or try something
and I was like
I don't know that.
I see, I see.
I've never used Osaka Benz.
I only okeni, which means thank you.
That's it.
Oh, a kata.
Well, I may not know Osaka Benz,
but I can tell you that in one minute
this train is going to rock it past.
In three minutes, this train is going to rock it.
Wait.
Nevermind.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Whoa!
Look at that.
Wow.
It's early, it's one minute early, just a little bit of time.
A hot dog of a much better.
I think so, right?
Two, three minutes.
All right, shall we?
He's missed it now.
Just missed it.
That was fun.
Catch your mic.
That was the L2R, I guess.
Or maybe they're telling me to learn to read.
Fan test.
The only thing faster is the speed at which I'm going to eat the burger at lunchtime.
You have burgers for lunch?
Yeah, Chris doesn't care about spoilers. He cares about the meat
That was a one-time thing the staff had to take me home
Come on.
Alright.
Shhh.
That's nice.
It's the anniversary.
Mmm, Kawaii.
It's not that bad, no?
No.
That's cool.
Yep.
Oh yeah, someone's seen my favourite.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, I've already seen my favourite.
That's what I'm saying, man, it's incredible.
Yes.
Oh, cool. On the wall they've got QR codes for all the information in English as well.
Wow.
Oh, that's cool. You can see when they added it. So, the first day of watching it.
Oh, it's 1964?
Yeah, 1964, the first one.
From Shinagawa slash Tokyo, I guess?
Oh, Tokyo, of course.
Yeah, Shinagawa, Tokyo.
Shin, I don't know which station it is.
This goes to Kyoto, right?
Kyoto, Osaka.
And then at least the next one was added in 1970.
I mean, this makes sense.
Yeah, it's crazy.
The Kyushu one wasn't added until 2010.
So this one was when I moved here, they were building it.
because it goes to Joetsie and they finally completed it just this past year
the ones I guess they're planning to add
oh maybe right yeah
and then yeah they have all this one oh finally right well that's gonna be so
long away no really like 20 37 and that'll be
long do you want me to ask you'll be visiting me in the homes
all right we're good
Oh, what do you think?
That's the Maglab.
Oh, it's the Magnet.
This is the Maglab one.
This is the Maglab of the Triad Elves.
Oh.
That's cool.
But some of the prefactures were holding it up.
I think it was, uh, there's this prefacture that's holding it up.
Oh, look at all this grand evidence.
Yeah, yeah.
This is the Maglab.
No, this is Milner.
This is Milner.
Well, this is in Port Russ.
No, this is in construction, I think.
In Port Russ.
Oh.
Now, I'm going to set the game.
Fine.
Like, let's, like, let's, like, let's go.
I mean, it's kind of, I mean, that's cool.
Pretty cool.
It's completely valid.
That's true.
I like taking the shot.
Shinkansen way more than the trains.
Or the other planes.
Yeah, they are trains.
Christian, Christian's already found.
It's crazy because you take a plane.
You got to take the out of the International.
This is because of the grand class chairs.
I know them very well.
Oh man, this is them, huh?
So this is like the little...
Actually, you know, this is the grand class.
You get a little pot like this and there's two and one and you get free drinks and there's a little chair
And I thought it's shut okay, and you can normally
If you're going like a to Almor or something you know four and six three hours and a half live it up
Are they significantly more expensive?
It's an extra 60 bucks. No, I that's worth it. Oh
Oh, there we go. Oh, yeah, okay. That's right. I just see bucks. I feel I was right on. Right on the money
Look if you're a tourist and you want a really cool experience you should get it
You also get free alcoholic drinks the whole time green car. You do not get for any three drinks
So if you know you're gonna pound like five ten drinks. Hey fucking get get crying. Yeah
I'm in cabin display information. That's cool
Ah, English.
Oh, that's cool. Snow countermeasures.
Ah, you can see all the different...
...fukui.
That's so cool.
That's fun.
That was a fun day.
So in the... in the hokoriki area, they have a train that goes along,
that just sucks all the snow and shoots it out off the side.
And then that...
That's cool.
That's really cool.
Huge man.
What have you learned Chris?
Where are you analysing?
I've learned that why can't the UK build this?
Why can't the UK build it?
Well in Wales we had the ball bearing.
That's true.
Steam train isn't it?
The wheels are fascinating.
This is the unit that makes the wheels.
So much better with high speed transit.
The world of bogies.
Ha ha ha!
Bogie technology.
Wow they have simulators.
It's the most important part of the train really.
Looks like a bus.
It's very cool. The wheels,
where their shape consists of slightly curved as they go around the tracks.
I say fast thing.
You're doing this?
No.
This is how they're going to be powered up.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Okay, okay, easy.
So, this is a sliding plate that has been worn out by contact with a trolley wire and
subsequently replaced.
The thickness of the new plate is 10mm and the replacement pressure is 5mm.
The timing for replacement is determined during routine inspections and periodic inspections.
So that little thing is all that's keeping me on the train.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
25,000 volts.
Almost as much energy as you provide people.
This is like, we're activating Peter Masek.
It's time to raise money.
Okay, well, work now.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm gonna do that.
I'll do that.
Oh, it's just three minutes a take.
Oh, wait.
Activate Peter Donation Drive.
I'm ready.
That's so cool.
That's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.
I want to panigraph.
It's my cycle.
Oh, it's cool.
I like the simulators.
Yeah.
I don't think you're getting there in a hurry.
I'm driving on that line.
I'm driving in.
He's driving in.
We're finding out what to put in your...
Oh.
We're finding out what to put in your streaming corner.
Yeah, I can get one of these.
You can get a shimmy one.
So you can rent it at 300 yen for a test.
What about the similar A and similar B?
I think they're the same simulator, but I think it's just two, and that's the big boy simulator.
Maybe you can go one way or frankly go together and meet someone.
Yeah.
What if we were both friends together?
They do look fun. I mean, there's some kind of simplicity that's enjoyable about it.
Well, that's a few interesting simulators.
Cyclethon 6.
Just sort of a piece of it.
What's this?
Oh, this is the... oh, that's cool. So, the sway. How much they can sway.
The other suit you gave on there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I think it's the... what was this? Oh, is it the tracks?
That's so terrifying, man
Oh, oh, oh, that's good
Whoa
That's my last one
Oh, my last one is 2mm
Wow
That's my last one is 3mm
That's a lot
That's my last one is 7mm
That's 2mm
That's great
2mm
Oh wow, even though it's moving that much, it's only going by 25 degrees.
So even when it's wobbling that much it's still only doing about five millimeters off the track because he had it set to like this so that when you move it, even like, see, even though it's moving so much at one side, there's no millimeter difference in the track in contact.
This one is the water.
Look at that.
It would rain.
That's cool.
That is so cool.
He's still playing.
What have you found?
Have you learned everything?
The inspect under the train with this.
The train is raised up slightly.
The guy goes underneath, checks beneath it,
and gets to play with buttons.
Would this be your job?
It's a train that can ate dinner.
I was going to play with the buttons.
You're not checking this right?
We'll be off about that.
We don't need wheels.
Really? What did this leave it to do?
It's a satisfying ASMR.
It's clicking. Look at all these tools.
Wow, look at that wrench.
You call that a wrench. This is a wrench.
That's ridiculous.
That's so big.
Yeah, what's the quote, the give me a lever long enough and I can move the earth?
Oh, that's cool. Who said that?
Newton?
What was the quote, Chad?
Give me a lever long enough and I can move the earth.
What was the quote?
Someone knows it in chat.
There's your, the largest wrench I've ever seen.
Archimedes.
Archimedes.
Probably a bunch of them.
Archimedes.
League of Legends.
You're fine.
I'm gonna give credit to you.
to you. I think you came up with that. It's the Mjolnir of rent shoes. This is great.
Well they're like half the price. Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and
I can move the Archimedes allegedly. Sun Tzu said that. Sun Tzu the Archimedes. That's
That's cool. That's really cool detail.
Very nice.
Thank you.
It was fun.
It was fun.
He found that in music.
He was very happy.
It's a Japanese song.
This looks fun.
Mission start. Find myself a solo.
That's what we're going to do in the first game.
So we're going to splinter around and find
little Premiere 3.
That's cool.
There's no cinnamon rolls, luckily.
Um, you know, it might be fun to have a little, he likes to...
Do you think that the Hello Kitty track is cool?
Does it make a sound?
No cinnamon rolls, I mean.
Let's see, when I think of babies, I think...
This is popcorn.
Connor playing games.
This is popcorn.
It's supposed to get it before you look at the track.
Oh, let's get a t-shirt.
Oh, one more shirt.
I kind of want to grab a t-shirt today.
I'm wearing a mask.
I think that is a cool shirt.
I like how you want it 16 to 20 centimeters socks.
That's just a socks.
What's the front?
Oh, for sure. That's amazing.
Let's grab one of these.
Large.
Oh.
You should fall ahead, man.
It's got a...
and people shouting on it.
Look at it.
There you go.
Oh, right.
I dropped the magnet in my tummy.
No, no.
I thought I forgot that I was talking.
What do you think of the strip, Paul?
Well, I get the magnet.
That one's for me.
I'm the kid in this one.
Oh, look, there's, that even has a little, a little Xambor.
Oh, that's adorable.
What's what he's doing with this?
Um, I think that's my age represented in, like, sorry, I forgot that I was Mike, so I was looking at things to buy.
Can you call this button here?
Yes.
You can hold that button down, and pop that button on the inside, and that'll just come
out.
Okay.
I've learned my lesson.
Or do we think this is the better thing for the little man?
He is kind of a minion.
Which one?
Or this is kind of cute?
I'm okay.
Coupling.
I think it's more of a husband.
You know, like you get a nice little couple.
Oh, that's cute.
She's taller than me.
So you'd be wearing that one.
I'd be, she's, yeah, Yuki's actually like,
barely taller than me unless I'd bit my hair up.
Don't wanna go through a treat.
Nah, it's not my kink.
I'm a doctor role play kind of guy.
Like a dollop.
Shall we?
You got me a three.
You find a shirt?
You got me a sweatshirt.
That's sick.
Blue is great on a baby.
Yeah, that's a, dude, that's a six shirt.
Is this, you got the adult size there.
You don't wanna get the baby size.
I want one for me.
Oh, oh.
So I'll get one.
For little, for me, a three, I'm gonna get a three.
Yeah, I wanna get him the,
Now how do I find the babies?
I guess it's cute though, right?
The fish should match each other.
12a.
So there we go, matching.
I think this one's the cuter one, right?
The blue.
I like the baby blue.
I like the dinosaur.
I like the dinosaur.
Because you would get the dinosaurs.
I don't want the dinosaurs.
He sucks for your schedule.
No plan.
No idea.
No plan, plan.
I'm going to grab these.
And then I'll be out.
Sorry.
Did you guys get popcorn?
Oh, yeah.
You did it?
I'll be right back.
What's going on?
Their flavor.
Oh.
Might as well take it.
Mm.
That's fine, too.
Yeah, just that.
Yeah, I'll take some.
It's a fun type of cat, so it's not very gentle.
It's basically bad cat.
It's the service.
This is Van Gaen.
In Shinkansen form?
Nice.
Good colors.
Actually, it's similar to what I thought.
We've got the yellow and the blue, and the black.
Right.
Can we hold the popcorn?
No, no, no, I can't.
You can hold the nations.
All right.
Oh.
The Meister of Kids.
The Meister of Kids Upgrade.
Captain of fucking all that.
What does that mean?
Dr. Yellow.
What is that?
Why are you clicking your fingers?
now you're getting on
no clicking fingers you're not the same kind of lord
okay that's sick under my spirit
a shin kan sen
mecca that you can
you know the gunpla
now that's sick
wait he's probably talking to me
i'm in trouble later, why am i in trouble?
mass want something
Hello kiddies, come on.
I'm gonna just ask him nicely. Wow. This is why we don't let you eat in his thoughts.
Sandwich.
Shinkalaya.
Shinkalaya?
Yeah.
Oh, that's the sundown shinkalaya.
What did you think about it?
You sent me for a full chat.
Oh, real, okay, Japanese.
You sent me for a full chat. I already bought it.
I already bought it for Ivan, god damn it.
Oh, snap.
It's a silly chat.
I already bought it for Ivan. Turned up on this place.
I don't know.
Holy 1k.
Oh, what, really?
Did you get a 1k?
Oh my god, Megan and Ben.
Oh, Megan and Ben.
Peter and Peter, Megan and Ben, thank you so much.
That's a crazy man.
Hi guys.
That's crazy.
Dude, that next video is crazy.
I filmed with them.
That's the most unhinged thing I've ever seen in my life.
You're gonna love it.
Thank you so much, Megan and Ben.
That's actually crazy.
I'm stuffing my face and I'm about to get on the fight.
And I got a Hello Kitty train, sir.
It's for me.
Dude, seriously though, thank you so much for your time. That's so kind.
Mmm.
You like it?
Oh yeah.
Oh, of course, right?
I actually got this for you.
No, I thought it would be better.
Why do you like it?
Does he have dirt on you?
He has my wallet, so I do need that back.
So I do have it here.
Oh, fine.
That was a good choice.
I also got it.
Why do you gotta get it already?
I gave it to him.
He was like, it is.
It's like Geist and Blitz.
They'll get me started on Pete never giving cards when he went for it.
That's true, although he's still lost.
Well, yeah, because he never gave your cards back.
Yeah, I knew that the real cheat would come later when we did the ranking.
Oh, are you taking my cup, did you?
Yeah, but I talked too loud enough. I didn't want you guys to hear me talk too loud.
Oh, yeah, but I thought you looked so cute in this blue shirt. I got the wrong size.
Because I...
I think something's too far away.
Not bad, something.
Just because I didn't know if we were going to stop here or not.
So if there's convenience stores...
Yeah, I didn't know that.
I thought we were just going to stop for a long time.
Ah, okay.
Especially with a tailwind like this.
We should do like...
How far is lunch away?
I mean, is it like 30K?
Because it was 30, I said we'd just send it with the tailwinds.
as you can tell when I'm down.
Swill, 170, 1746.
All right, boys, we got a little,
we got like two seconds here.
Let's get some money on the board.
I don't need to write it yet,
but we'll pick it up, but here's the goal.
They're doing 30 kilometers?
30?
23 kilometers, which is just enough for us
to get by my calculations,
cross the two, add the one.
Guys, we're gonna do it. $750,000. $750,000 and then lunch is ours. Power these guys
on the bike. This is the time to say, well, maybe I could do it later. I know what you're
doing. You're on the couch. You're going like this. You're like, oh, shut up. Okay, I'll
fucking do it. Then you get up and you just grab the wallet and then you're like, I can't
Even find I've got money right here. That's right. It's in your pockets. Check them pull around look bag ask your friends
Hey, look, I need to borrow like 50 bucks. Oh, are you gonna get another smash burger from down the street again?
You didn't pay for it. No asshole. I'm giving it to charity that way you put it back into something that matters
He's gonna want to donate. He's gonna say well if you're doing 50 well, then I can do 50
Because this is an awesome cause I didn't even know about it now
I tell my friends now we've got a whole Facebook group with your aunties and your moms and your uncles and your grandmas
They're gonna start donating then you get in your e-chats and talk to all your buddies
You get in your line groups you get an innocent instant messenger AOL
ICQ I don't care where you're contacting folks from
Snapchat Instagram
Twitter X
Effort just get people on board and let's get to
$750,000. What a beautiful number. It's the most beautiful 750. We're gonna get it there
and then when we get the eats, Chris can go, you know, it's actually quite surprising.
750,000. How many calories is this? And then we can have that whole debate again, but only
if we reach the money. We don't eat until we put the money in the bank. That's what
I feel we can do. What was this debate? That was not a debate because it's always the answer
Yes, when we talk about money into this account, you start to sound like Tom Cruise out Magnolia. Yeah, well
Tame the donations
Yeah, thanks
Tame the donations. They are too far handed to this. That's what he calls me
Respect the donations. We see a stage with one light shining up. Did you know I watched Magnolia?
I only saw it 20 years ago and when I came out right and I still quote it almost every time I play a video game
There's one line. You've seen it recently
My favorite characters the policeman in it
He's a really great Steve Brule is his name on it's not Dr. Steve Brule, but he's a very he's not
Comedian
He's in boogie night John
No.
John C. Reilly.
John C. Reilly.
And he goes, he's outside and he goes, find the gun, Jim!
And he's looking for the gun.
So every time I'm in a game and things are getting exciting, I go, find the gun, Jim!
Zero people have ever caught that reference when I did.
So yeah, but you would get it.
Okay.
All right.
You know what else?
I get the feeling of happiness when the donation number goes up.
That's no debate.
That's going to happen.
So go ahead.
We're going to look like fools for you guys.
this tailwind and ride that airway right to the deposit and let's put some cash
in. And to lunch. And to lunch. It's that easy. And I know that a lot of people have
already stepped forward and put in big amounts. We're talking big iron. Seven
hundred and forty six thousand dollars. Actually incredible. But I got names to
add and when I get to that lunch spot I'm gonna have my marker ready. Are you
gonna be strong enough to put your name on there? Are you gonna be able to throw a
a dollar, 10, 25, 50, whatever you got. Let's try to put it towards the cause. And if you
don't, it's alright. Enjoy for free, watch along, have some fun, raise awareness. Chococat!
Oh wait, when did you get that? At the Sanrio store. They had it? It was a red drop.
Let's add him to the speaker because he loves TTS. Actually he won't fit. It's a red drop.
There we go, there he's on the speaker with you guys.
Alright, good luck guys.
He's the Gooch Guardian.
The Gooch Guardian. I guess my job is gone.
I've been demoted.
No, no, nobody does it like you.
Nobody does it like you, don't it?
Is this back on as well here in the bag?
Yep.
Cool, cool, cool.
Alright, are we good on my end yet?
How are we looking? How are we feeling?
why is the what the fuck why is the map in the middle what the hell the mods do
all right well we'll cycle that's not my problem oh my chains all fucked up
in my chain is all fucked yeah
we go back to yours Paul for sure what the hell
yeah it's like fully off I wonder how that happens
Is that yours?
Yeah.
Cool.
Cool.
Man.
I get gloves, don't I?
Yeah.
I'm not gonna get that.
I mean, it did.
I mean, it did.
Oh, this is like grease on it.
I mean, the grease, I think, is just the buildup from when we spray on it.
Oh, yeah.
But I didn't think, I caught it when it was standing up.
There you go.
I mean they agree something is just to build up from when we spray on it
but
Thank you very much Ian. Hey boys. See you guys later. Yeah, I'll let you know.
Uh, mods, can you fix the only what the hell will happen?
Dude, how do you know these people? You're bringing out deep cuts, bro. I don't know these people.
Love you boss!
All right boys
What a beautiful start to our day, eh? And we've got a legendary tailwind
26k to go and TTS
is on so
Any donations you have set in my way the jousty on display has been absolutely
Mind-blowing and we got look you see a very cool
Shin cancels for doing what you're doing
I cast it cheap ores.
I don't have that. Spell negated.
Spell negated. Blocked.
Insta-blocked.
Here we go, 26K to lunch. With a tail end like this
should do an hour. I've watched in these events.
Thank you.
You've always inspired me to push harder on my cycling.
Good, you should have.
Thank you for being a force for good.
Hey, we're trying our best out here.
My gears are changing on their own.
I'm kind of concerned.
I'm going to change through them real quick, just so that I can...
Oh, yeah, okay. What is going on?
Uh-oh.
I'm not changing my gear right now you can hear it changing listen to that what's going on oh
Fuck
My bike might be fucked. I
Think I'm okay for now
But it won't stay on a higher gear. It just keeps going down
What
Yeah, we'll see what the hell happens you in the break
Yeah, listen to that. It's constantly...
Ah, I don't know, Chris. It's pretty bad.
I don't know what's going on.
So, let me show you.
Okay, so...
Can you lift the back of my bike up?
So when I'm paddling forward, see, look at it, it's changing gear, it's like falling
off the chain.
It's trying to keep trying to go on a lower gear.
I'll try and switch to three gears.
Quick succession.
Let's try.
Let's try.
Uh, maybe.
Oh, maybe.
Should put that.
What's going on?
This is the case cable.
This cable looks like it's being pulled here.
Is that meant to be there?
Is that right?
Hmm.
Rear derailleur, bend it back.
it back oh fuck how do they get bent rear derailer really that's got to end this rear derailer
I bent it back look sorry is it this thing is this why I'm meant to be out like this
Uh, usually.
Yours is.
So we've got the same Shimano.
What's the chat saying?
Is that right?
Wait for Ian.
I'm not going to bend anything, I'm just asking.
Anyone notice anything?
If the chain is stretched out it might be cooked.
That's not good.
So I'll change up now, so I'm over down though, so it goes off, but then when I stop cycling
it'll just stop going down.
Let's go and borrow that and see if it does it.
Yeah, we fixed it.
I don't know if it's fixed.
On the load it will do it again.
That was Chris.
Chains might be screwed, maybe the chain is loose, gear teeth could be worn, yeah maybe
the lower gear teeth could be worn out.
And now the weather in Estonia, which is currently for Celsius with a chance of rain.
Maybe just avoid the lowest one for now.
Yeah, let's try it.
I guess we'll...
Yeah, I should be able to see that ghost.
Oh, God!
Oh, no. Yeah, it's just breaking again.
Ah, Chris!
It's gone, bro.
I could only afford a donation
or those lovely sweatpants,
but I want the money to do the most good.
Here's to helping I can buy
My Merchant Cycle Fund 6.
Ah, that's fucked.
She's going down.
There's only them.
Well, yeah, the wind would probably get us there, but...
Have I just done?
What fix, how do I fix this?
Yeah, what am I actually like giving the bike load?
It's struggling.
Yeah, I probably have to stop Chris.
I'm gonna have to stop.
Yeah, the bike's fucked.
No, they are coming, I don't know where they are.
Yeah, instantly, even on the high one.
So I'm not sure what's going on.
Oil?
No, definitely not.
There's definitely excess oil on it, like all over it.
But, at least that...
You guys are doing awesome.
I hope the bike will be okay less than three.
Yeah, what's the case scenario?
We just get on the other bike for today.
...and I shall move Chris's cake.
Haha.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, when I'm cycling it, it just keeps going down gears, so I don't really know what's
happening.
Yeah.
The wing caught him, I didn't think it would fall though, I caught him so I wonder if I hit it with my...
Maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah, I might as well just spare a bite.
I'm always bringing great energy and doing amazing things.
yeah when I was when we were spinning it like that I didn't do anything because I
think it's the pressure yeah well oh shit how do they get pen
I mean, if it's been a dragon, then it's been a dragon.
My last bike brakes are there.
Yeah, it's quite a problem.
I think that's the main thing.
And things are, if you're right here,
we don't know what's going on there.
So I would say maybe get on the scale on this last stretch,
and then I could get a proper look at the runch, and the chain.
Oh, no.
I could do it from the chain's line.
Oh.
Yeah, you see here, there's one there.
Oh, Jesus.
So I could switch that, I could switch that now,
but to make two options.
I'll just take the bike, I'll take the other bike for now.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll change the chain during lunch.
Sure, sure, sure.
Could I get the phone holder from you?
Actually, I don't need the phone holder,
I just need the speaker.
That's all I need.
Well, my chain's giving out, boys.
Yeah, but the heart won't.
The heart never will, Pete.
It's gonna spill, I won't want it, good luck.
You know, I really don't like stopping from the stand.
Okay, I'm going to kill you.
I'll kill you.
I haven't got these rashes yet.
Can you, hmm.
Can you put this one in my side pocket?
I'll pop it on.
Without closing or locking the phone.
Is the phone still open?
Okay.
as right now it still shows money.
That's beautiful.
Do you want a piece?
No, I don't want a piece.
First?
Oh, wow.
This is a good parkour.
Your whole pollution has been boundless to something.
Thank you so much.
Go, native.
Each kernel is $100.
What?
It's a raise.
Welcome to you.
Do you know the time?
You're the hero of the park.
Thanks.
What's Kovac?
It's the Oblivion portal.
No, no, no, it's fine.
I put it on two hours ago.
What's the hero of Kovac, says the hundred
you're going to score with your number?
You're good at doing the rock.
It's Oblivion.
Buddy.
I'm more of a gamer than you are.
Oh my, OK.
That, what are you the fuck are you talking about?
You make like, recent silly bollocks games
like Raider Travelage.
I know the good stuff.
Yeah, how many file passes did you beat up, please?
Boring.
Fucking boring.
Boring.
It says the 60 level game up.
Well, one gave you up.
Who's the one came from?
The pressure's just a little bit low on the back so I just popped it up and wore it.
I can use around me anyway. Rob me and Rob the same height.
You're the same height as Rob, no way.
Maybe he is smaller than me.
Let's put it right next to that one.
It's not too quick to then turn it on.
So I can someone send a donation?
Wait, are we on mine? No, no.
Oh.
I'm annoying. Stop.
Send a donation chat. Trucker Cat wants to hear it.
We're going to hear the donation.
The speaker, I'm not here to send a task because I want to know if it's working.
I have no idea if it's working right now.
1K don't know, I can't even read it. I have no phones now, check.
Sent one? I guess Pete actually turned it off.
Is this phone on my bag?
Like, is it open?
Oh, well, oh, Resume is apposed. Okay, can you put it back in now? Sorry.
I've been last Dono before the train for Slowpoke, now I cast MetalPipe to disappear.
MetalPipe MetalPipe L underscore? I guess.
Hello, this is a test TTS message.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, come.
All right, then I should get this on?
Yep.
And then I'll leave my phone here with you, this is my actual phone.
I'll leave this here.
Just, you'll find a way.
You'll find a place for it.
It's basically the same bike.
What's the same bike?
Don't hang it down like you'll have it, just so it's not even.
Like that's fine.
These won't be long enough to go.
Oh, okay.
But you can combine two, right?
Yep.
The forbidden strap.
yeah
I'll take it then I'll take it
I can I can hold that for you
$1,000 donation
I love popcorn, but man it's bad for inhalation.
It's like all salt.
Oh my god that tailwind is beautiful, I want to be in it.
I've never felt my hair flying off my head before.
Dude, I felt that one time and I woke up at less the next day so be careful.
I've never felt cold in my temple.
No, I was going with that.
Oh, that means, yeah.
Is it on? I can't hear anything.
Well, because they're not donating, and I need to know.
I should know. Somebody test the donation.
Chad, I'd actually shoot more. Send another test, please.
I actually need to know.
Alright, maybe it's off.
I'm gonna read.
I have a GGL for music.
It's on, it's on, I mean.
Is it on? Is it on?
Well, chat. I don't know, man.
The curse of the Choco Cat.
Don't you talk, yeah. Don't you talk.
Does it work?
I was broken on this one.
Oh, this one's broken?
Yeah, the kickstand's broken.
Do you understand if we've got it tied up, or the bolt on the back, we don't know why it came off?
I actually think the TTS isn't working then, Paul. Can you check the phone just to make sure?
Because I think I heard a Google button being pressed when it was off.
Yeah, you need to make sure it's on.
No, it needs to be unlocked.
Yeah, and then make sure the volume is full.
There we go. Yeah, so that should work.
Yeah, yeah, let's make sure it's unlocked.
All right.
So, yeah, I can't see anything now.
I'm relying on you guys.
All right. There we go. Thank you.
All right, let's go, boys.
Leave the way, Chris.
Non-believers.
What metal plate?
Filth.
Good luck old bike.
Alright, hopefully my bike's okay.
Oh my god, that wind is now crazy with us.
Oh my god!
That wind is crazy in our backs.
It's like a sail.
SAIL!
God, annoying.
Just wanted to get started with the day and then
my bike fucking implodes randomly.
I'm just annoying.
I cast it she boils.
Okay, you've got to stop casting blocks.
I love watching these events.
Thank you.
You boys inspire me to push harder on my cycling.
Thank you for being a force for good.
Oh, I heard this one already.
I had a mind so I'll read it.
Oh my God, tell when it makes it easy.
We're going to cross this 26K.
Oh!
Now boys, I literally have nothing to give you company other than my own thoughts and your donations, sir, please.
While I'm suffering on this bike, keep them coming.
Loanses are red, violets are blue. I have them all money, sir, I will give them to you.
Hey, that's the kind of poems I love hearing.
No, I did not borrow it from Mack from Always Sunny.
That's a great bike.
And a great episode.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
This is mouse propaganda, isn't it?
Mouse and set you guys up for this.
What's going on here?
Why are we suddenly getting Chococats landing now?
Has it never happened before?
Chococats keeping us safe.
That was Chococats warning, by the way.
Chococat was like, hold on, let me,
let me mess up your bike
because something bad's gonna happen
if I don't break it right now.
So Chococat just saved our lives.
Wow, this is so quiet now. We're cycling with the wind so it feels like there's no air and it's so quiet
Beautiful speed and pace. Words of great encouragement. Thank you
Thank you very much.
El Underballs, El Underballs, El Underballs, El Underballs, El Underballs.
Okay, I am...
That's how it falls, my balls broke the runs, okay, me?
I'm a flying boys. Hi Connor, you're moving too fast. I've passed Tolston
Borns. Hey, hey. No way, you're kidding me.
Just keeping you up to date. Are you serious? Holy shit, thank you.
Greetings from Snowy Calgary. Hello. Time-joining live stream. Thank you for being so wonderful and positive.
Yeah, I got you guys.
Let's go do my part, boys.
Oh, it's road is shit.
Very bumpy.
Positive about everything but the roads.
Daniel with another K. I'm not gonna ban with a K too.
I'm sure I could pay for the ones that I did last year but recently diagnosed with Parkinson's
and had to cut off from my job due to it.
Oh I'm so sorry man, I wish you the best of luck.
Love what you all are doing, keep up the great work.
Glad to be able to watch my fourth site clap on with you all.
Hell yeah dude.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Oh.
Sure I guess.
I technically, yeah, I suppose so. I mean, it wouldn't be a take though, would it? It should be a night.
Love watching you guys every year.
I hope the tailwind sticks with you all day.
See you later, sir. We deserve it. We deserve it.
Onto 777.
Let's get it.
Unicycles on day 15, let's go. I can't wait.
I
Love to have a good disciple. I think I can do it. I got pretty good balance. I think I think I could cross you in a cycle
That could be careful my part, but
I'm surprised you were able to hear the train over American Peeps.
That's true bro, he is louder than any other train.
Time for a late but very necessary blessing.
Oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog.
Goddamn it.
That was off.
Thank you for the blessing.
May your oogs oog and your protection be a little less.
Blasting through it though
That's the easiest 4k in my life
Okay, I think it's like 4k
That's Helen when we're in that field was like the cinema and actually look I
Love on the right so blow
Ripple like waves
sure. Donate plasma. Donate plasma.
I know, I love it. Finally. We're promised this.
Yeah, we started at six degrees boys. And there's snow still.
Hey. True.
Maybe chop a cat loons by chains. All I know is the pompompier in wants you to have a clean goopy hole.
Okay, the pompom's weird about the whole bot thing. I don't like it. I don't like this old bot fetish.
He's just kind of always bringing it up. This is the little march.
Oh, whoa!
I love these old town areas like this, they're so cool.
Oh, wait, oh, Mikawa.
Oh, Mikawa.
That's cool.
Wow! Oh, a Mi Kawa. Oh, a Mi Kawa. That's cool.
It was run by a Mi Kawa station, so I think today is the last time we'll see the sea,
right?
I don't cry easily.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, a little bit.
...with most the other day made me tear up.
The world often seems dark, but what you do fills me with hope.
Hey, man, it's...
...it's the biggest, largest, red-plot-white-nose field.
Oh, yeah, like, beer, that'd be nice.
There's a lot about that, man.
It's just a lot of the current social media landscape and news
will make you think everything is always bad.
And it is.
There's a lot of bad things happening right now, but...
There's also a hell of a lot of people who are trying to do some good things all the time.
Who never get the credit. Who never get the spotlight and uh...
I'm lucky I have a large platform.
But not everyone out there trying to do some good has that, right? So...
Don't just give up. There's a lot of people out there trying to do good shit.
You guys keep cycling or doing very hard. I'll keep sending money. Stay safe out there, Lance.
Trust the next platformer from outside and the others who need it.
true base for
the plasma takes up to eight
visits that's for a plasma donation center of donating plasma
I cast gaseous explosion to increase cyclin speed by 50%
Thank you
Spell received
Takes eight visits of donating plasma to be able to make one dose. It can be usable to a patient
There's just so much plasma that needs to be made and harvested
Black and better term, but this is not enough for people donating class money.
And the U.S. is the main exporter of class money because they pay people for it.
Wow, that is a 10 out of 10 shimmer on that river.
Damn!
So make sure to go and, oh wow, bird, to donate, go to get it done, we believe in our health.
I forgot what the percentage was, but most of the world's plasma is from the States.
Take on that, really enjoy your streams, and glad you've put time aside to help people
make the world a better place, and have a good day.
You guys tell me watch out, watch out.
Whoa.
Chris took on the challenge there.
I was carrying him into submission.
We had the right of way, so he was supposed to wait for us first,
but he really wanted to throw around his way there, didn't he?
Although if he did actually throw around his way, we'd be dead.
So, we took the risky gambit.
Shocker, just making sure you don't arrive too early.
Not too sure you would ever financially recover from arriving too soon
Two, two, two, two, four, the dinosaur shop closes.
There's a dinosaur shop?
Of course there's a dinosaur shop.
Well, I'm not sure we got one gift today.
You're not allowed more than one a day.
New rule.
New rule.
We're just running out of room in the van.
That's it.
What's up, dog? Texas in the house. Hold up
Shut up Texans
Hey, Connor, do you follow the Japanese LL team?
I think the Japanese team SHG has a good chance of making MSI and worlds this year
Really?
SHG
I don't really I mean it whenever I see them in the world. I'm always like, yo, I hope they do well
Well, let me know what you think, John.
Okay.
That's not a place.
Ah, beautiful, right?
This place is called Dick Colour and Comfort.
Fair enough.
I won't question that.
This is nice.
I've never seen my palm trees like that in the middle of the city in Japan.
That's really cool.
There it is again, Dick.
Colour and comfort.
They really locked in when they came by now.
So for lunch today, we're going to our first spot, which is roughly about half way through
the day, luckily, and it's Boiga's, the first burger of the cycle path.
So that'd be lovely to have.
I would absolutely crush a bellio.
We've not had a bellio yet, we've had mostly Japanese food, obviously, we're in Japan.
But Chinese food, what's that?
I heard something in the speaker, I was in my mind, it was really fucking crazy.
I think I get like, I hear the speaker when I sleep.
In my dreams I hear Brian and Booby talking to me.
No!
Always happy to contribute to the Iron Miles Defence Foundation.
Thank you.
I'm in the Amin Deficiency Foundation.
That's the same thing.
Oh, it's getting hot now.
All right, nice, looking good, boys.
I've been in this place before, I am on the street.
I'm so good at like amnesia karaoke where I like know one verse and I'm like...
The fourth time catching the evil and first time donating to the recycle bomb.
Keep up the good work.
Hey, thank you for that, mate.
Thank you.
Are they for watching live?
Oh, there's a jet taking off.
I can't hear you guys, the jets are so loud.
That's the sound of us on the bikes mate.
That is the sound of us.
On the tailwind.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Has there been a game that has changed your life in some meaningful way?
Change my life?
Change my life?
You guys are doing great work.
I think...
I think...
Wishing you the best.
No, that's a great discussion because I think our whole entire personality and how we perceive
the world is shaped by people and art we consume.
So I think you are affected by everything you watch to some extent, more so from more
things than others obviously.
I think obviously Final Fantasy VIII made me really appreciate to sit down and enjoy a
story and an experience and the gaming didn't have to be a task.
This could be Jaffa by past Wide Range and Prey.
Oh nice, thank you.
Leave for the Wide Range. I haven't had the last word Prey I think it was.
So I think there's a lot to think about with video games and I think every video game
is an experience you choose to throw yourself into and it will ultimately affect you.
Summon a new year. Summon a new year.
Summon a new year. So I can't hear you, Brian, very well, because you're kind of in a box right now.
Because my goddamn bike is broken.
I heard someone new, Brian, in a new year.
God, I miss playing new gear. I've lived a shit out of that as a kid.
Well, there's a weird memory on there when we did that shooting at a refund.
played the old PS1 game that was fucking ridiculously hard.
How many people played the 15 card mods? So you get 15 cards dropped?
And normally you only get one because the game is so ridiculously brutally unfair.
And then I still couldn't beat it the first time. I lost the final fucking boss.
I've been watching for years of chipping when I come.
Thank you.
Good work and a good call.
Keep trampling, boys.
Thank you so much.
You always bounce on it.
The trampoline is not safe within me.
Within me?
The trampoline is inside of me.
The trampoline inside is not safe.
I will bounce on it.
Crazy style might be activated, I'm not sure.
Wow, bad life.
Dude, it's crazy. You literally don't need a pedal with a tailbone like this.
You just press your pedals one time and it's like an e-bike.
Nature's e-bike.
For sale.
If only we could harvest this wind in some kind of fan that stores a battery and powers
things like my bike.
Go ahead.
Let me really be kicking.
Hopefully, no more lights please.
It's so unfair when they have a stretch of road that it's so nice like this.
We have trains till 1971, replaced by a highway which is still not complete.
The old tracks now are an island wide-biting park.
That's crazy, you've got rid of train tracks.
That's so sad.
Imagine that train would have been so beautiful going through Newfoundland.
Seems like such a mythical place in the world.
Famicicky!
Red light up ahead. Yeah, yippee!
What's up?
I think there would have been a time where I would have been really into Counter-Strike.
I think that time in my life, the toxic FPS gaming has gone now, I think I've, I'm, I'm
past it.
Hey, good karma your way, you get the job.
Good karma coming your way.
I really enjoyed when I haven't really grinded on anything in a while.
I didn't like to feel like casually in my spare time,
but I haven't touched this since October.
But I really enjoyed it when Mouse was into Marvel Arrivals.
It was fun helping Mouse get to,
she wanted to get Plat really bad.
And that was fun, that was more fun for me.
Because I didn't really care about getting Plat myself.
I was like, I'll just play.
But that was really fun helping someone else.
So when he's here, Cyclops on events started
when I started my PhD.
I hope that by cycling a Fond6i will have my BH.
Dude, that's awesome.
Thank you for keeping me company all this time.
Hey, we got you.
What the fuck was that?
Hey, I'm sure by cycling a Fond6 you'll have a PhD.
Easy.
What's that wind is made of?
No.
I need it.
Hey, Green Line.
Hey guys and chaps, what's your favorite Disney Channel show or movie?
I don't know.
But we can't beat that so-called-a-man best movie I've seen in the movie for the last time.
Red House of Loachies.
House of Musical 2 is better than one, that's a fact.
Hey, what is it like?
Hey, better, better, hey, better, better, swing, just got to do your thing.
I love that song when I was a kid.
kid. I'm a Hamiltonian, I mean the best of both worlds, hello. I was with the I-Logs
doing the Disney Channel, they used to like, because it just seemed like everyone was so
happy and then I've been to UK and I'm like why is life nothing like the Disney Channel?
I don't understand, like everyone's so happy and everyone in the UK so sad and we have
nothing.
I didn't get it.
I go home and I watch them do like the Disney Channel like sports day.
All the actors that I have from all the shows I like, I say oh my god.
And they all do it like the fucking sports.
Oh my god.
He's doing sports.
And now he's just like a phenomenal actor.
Good on him.
and now he's just like a phenomenal actor. Good on him.
That was a nice stretch. Wonderful stuff.
Oh, the tailwind is just an absolute god-tier buff.
It's like getting the ice cream and slay the spire, too.
I'm the machine energy who's here.
Don't mind if I do.
Oh my God, I really don't feel...
Oh my God, he's gearing up.
Chris is going for it, boys.
Damn, I've never seen him do it like this.
Look at him go.
Alright, where are those other sedation shots?
It's been a while.
Sir, Stony Rivers, what's that?
Damn, we're making a great pace.
Oh, you'd be this as fun, what's this?
What speed are you hitting on these brakes?
Unfortunately, the speedometer is broken.
I don't know, like, probably like 30, 25 maybe?
Probably 25.
With the tailwinds, hmm.
I can probably get it 30 pretty comfortably.
Yeah, the speedometer's been broken the entire cycle, I don't know what's going on with it.
We never really had issues with it before, but suddenly now it doesn't work anymore.
What's that? Oh, jets!
Time for Cincinnati on high up on...
Oh, there they are!
A segment nobody out before.
Did you know Cincinnati was over two miles
over abandoned subway tunnels below the city?
We are going as fast as the jets.
I didn't know that.
Did you know about the 20th anniversary premiere of Hannah Montana?
Yes.
They went to the old Suttered Miley's house and everything.
Oh, no.
That's really cool.
I haven't seen it yet.
I've been on fucking track of a bomb.
Like, Sam, it should have skinned off this differently.
BAM!
Lord, Lord is powered by the thought of a delicious juicy burger.
Sure.
My favorite part of every day is when Shnatt's spamming and like, it wasn't lunch today,
like they're getting it.
Christmas keeps on doing this for me like a star when it does.
Oh no, stop sign. Straight.
OK.
Thanks, I'm so pleased.
Be safe and make your choices.
Thank you.
A thing for you.
Thank you.
I don't know what to stop saying.
One piece.
Two one piece.
Here's what I know.
Here's what I know!
You are about to pass by Comatsuaia base. I don't know why a maker of stupids,
combine harvesters and massive dump trucks needs an air force though.
True, that's so weird. Why do they need that?
I hope I am even half the friend to my bestie that you and Mousy are to each other, less
than three.
That's very kind.
It's er...
I don't know.
It's very easy to be a good friend.
Let me...
Let me get on with it.
It's way easier to be here friends.
Can we get on while?
Come up to Apple three kilometers away.
Well definitely no drone shots then.
Oh
With a headwind now, what the fuck no no no no make her does not like headwinds
You're saying here sorry boss I tired
You've been to it, right?
Good day, sir.
You did your fucking best. That was cool.
Why don't we go in there?
What?
I can't see any of the nations, I have no idea.
What's happening, basically.
Greetings from Mexico, big fan of Cyclops, and since the first edition I always try to
donate having a mum with an auto-immune this calls, such as my ear.
Well, that's the lock man, seriously.
Actually, it's okay.
He's locked in, he wants that bugger.
He's locked in, boys.
Oh my god, I'm pedaling quite fast.
Some of those donations in, each donation I peddle faster.
I'm not going to fall down.
Fun fact, the Daily Onions get their name from a city in my home state of Georgia where
they are produced.
The area has very good soil for Onions.
Really?
I wonder why?
Are they delicious?
Huh.
Farmers like shooing away a bird.
That's funny.
Oh, is that the main road?
Should we go out in the middle of nowhere now?
This is cool, very nice.
Wow, it's so beautiful.
It's so nice today, Chet.
Oh, wow, look at the Chets.
Whoa, I don't know if you can see those.
There's no way you can see those.
Maybe you can see the tiny dot in the distance.
Right?
Yeah.
Off to Taiwan.
Shout out to the ice warm.
Shout out to Panglia.
Shout out to the Bridgeton and Leith by Ohm.
Everything is dark.
The Bridgeton, the Bridgeton by Ohm.
Like the TV show?
They got a by Ohm for that now?
What is this?
What is this?
What are they building?
Wow.
Wow.
That was a huge plane.
What a cool plane.
Yeah, it's massive.
You get like a wide-body plane to go on a two-hour flight.
Well, the Sapporo one is life.
Sapporo used to be, I think it's still the busiest flight route in the world from Tokyo to Sapporo.
Not like one every like 30 minutes, I presume in the winter they've got like one every like
five.
So if you miss your flight, fret not, there's a lot of them.
If you are at Pukui Station, there is a Dragonite Pokemon manhole at the East Texas.
Ah.
Yes, they're associated with dinosaurs found there.
Oh, that's cool.
Drive him dinosaur, push it off I guess.
Man, that popcorn was like surprisingly good at the bullet train museum.
Why was it so good?
Like the caramel was perfect.
Freshness was on point.
They're really just too pride in everything.
Alright.
Highway entrance, up ahead as well, let's go on the highway, with the tailwind I think
we can fucking cycle at speed, but I didn't, no, it's not going to tailwind anymore, feels
like it's gone, definitely pedaling harder.
Where are the donations, Jack?
I miss you.
I'm going insane without you.
I can't hear, see or feel anything.
Who knows if we raise any money for charity.
Interesting area though, very industrial, hello.
It's not a lot, but if I put it together with everyone else's, it will add up to over
three quarters of a million dollars.
Dude.
It's a one mouse.
I don't know how much, we just donated, I can't see any amount, I'm super grateful.
Everyone who's donating, that is a, I've read something 50 that's crazy, I don't know,
I can't see.
Maybe we are moving up, but I'll celebrate at lunch.
Man, this is such an industrial area, but even the roads are nice, so like, peaceful.
Thank you all so much for the donations.
I really do appreciate hearing that speaking of God every time, knowing that a person really
cares about what we're doing here, means a lot. I know there are a lot of people watching
as well and you don't know how much that helps. It helps so much with being here, sporting
the event, interacting with like posts about it. That all helps, you know, that's the chance
that we're getting in front of someone, in front of someone's eyes, and a chance that
we have more sport. So, thank you.
Feel
Pray return to the waking sun
Pray return to the waking sense
Thank you
754. Oh
Holy shit
$754,000
Holy fuck
We're 754,000
I don't even know how I never been able to see anything
Holy shit. Thank you
Holy shit, that's fucked, so many people must have given so much money, holy shit.
Thank you. That's what the hell. I'm stunned.
We just need one million dollars.
Okay.
This message was sent from the future.
Okay. Okay.
What the fuck?
Don't jubate me.
I don't think we had, but don't jubate me.
Thank you.
Beautiful.
Birds are singing.
Hair is nice.
Road is good.
Ah.
Yes, yes, yes.
I could get used to this.
The LLM just donated $1,000.
The LLM just donated $1,000.
$1,000
Who I
Come on here. Sorry the speaker is not very good
There are places here in Australia where you can pay to drive a train it costs less than the seven-star
That's it, why would they let you do that?
This is my first time donating a backpack in the world to you.
Oh, she's a jet landing. Look at the jet.
This is the generation date.
Look at that.
There's a jet landing.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I yeah, I'm not sure
Wallets out for the boys wallets out for the boys
It's a nice cool
Wow, probably be sort of jet lightning, that's so cool.
I think I might see him later.
Yeah.
Yes, that was a Mitsubishi F-15J.
Mitsubishi F-15J. That was an F-15J ego. Cool. That was cool.
That was sick.
We were so close to it. I mean the camera doesn't do justice but we were like
You can see the full detail of it. I don't know if the camera picked it up, but that was cool. Are we turning?
Okay
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Alright, we're gonna be jet-fan now in a sec
Oh, big sight of that. Oh wow, we really did have a tower in my whole time.
This message is from the future. We've just hit the towers I'm eating.
And we've just hit two million dollars.
Ryan!
Sit in here in my generational Welsh jammies, drinking from my Welsh tea cup,
and snuggles up in my Max Saliblanket and Cycle Monkey plush.
Oh dude, the full monkey kit.
It's very kind, thank you.
I have watched every year of the cycle...
...but I am always amazed by you and Chris's dedication.
I hope you have a great day.
Thank you, it's going pretty good so far.
There's a golf course here.
I actually have the jets taken off.
oh my god even that slight hail man killed me I'm not gonna lie I'm I don't
know why I've actually gassed all my ability to do hills past couple days
I'm not here why.
Forage for tea, isn't it?
Yeah, probably is.
Oh well, gotta get it done.
Yeah, what is the next thing I watch out?
Oh.
Oh.
Like we found out yesterday, expect that when Pete goes knocking fucks, nothing gets TTS
going like asking about for the subject of the next Dono War.
Yeah, what is the next thing I watch out?
Oh
This is beautiful, are we
Ah, this road is bad
Oh man, so good, I would tell it, I could give, I did not want to go up that hill truthfully.
All right, on the road again boys, on the road again, I can't wait to get on the road
Oh man, palm tree!
It's the first.
Oh that tailwind is beautiful.
Petal once and you just glide.
Oh yes!
Oh man, it's so nice. Holy shit. I'm sorry I'm trying to take my old man.
It's enjoying all of you. Hope you're all having a great day.
No matter where you are in the world, let's get those donations in.
People will not be happy unless we hit 777.
You guys are real ones for doing this year after year. Keep it up.
Hey, it's our pleasure, man.
No
It really means a lot to all of us that your team is spending your time in service of those who may not otherwise be held
So thank you
Yeah, who said that?
Just now I remembered the reason why I love this event. It makes me feel at peace. A good cause bringing together people with good views and vibes.
Oh yeah, didn't it?
Move camera right please.
Okay, there we go.
Next, Dono War is favourite RPG. I was the same person who was around about it in chat yesterday.
Okay, well, you don't get to decide it. You have to suggest it.
I don't know why, I'm gassed, my goat is lost boys, my goat is me and my mosh.
This is so lovely.
We must be close now I think though.
Feels like we've been on this for a while.
for the next donut wall.
Now donut wall section if you will.
Donut wall for the next donut wall.
It's crazy it might just watch.
That sounds lovely.
The lead irons pass late in the water and remember if this wanted to cycle around it
in previous cyclists, keep up the good work.
Well I'll leave that to you.
Now your dream is true boy.
Dreams do come true on the cyclophone.
I remember the weather was amazing today so lucky us.
You alright, Far?
Oh, beautiful.
I was getting tired.
I was like, I feel like we've been going forever.
Sorry I didn't mean to praise it that way, accept the stimulation as an apology.
Wait, we're full.
Why are you here?
Yeah, no, I apologize.
Look, I'm a human being, you're a human being, to speak of reason in a certain way.
I might misinterpret what you say, but I don't take malice.
Sorry.
There you go.
Don't, you don't have to worry about it.
You don't have to apologize.
People get too upset about shit, man.
It's all your vibes.
You don't need any money.
I automatically assume whatever you say is good.
Look at you.
Butcher's cream.
Choco grilled quality buggers.
Did you fix my bike, Pete?
Oh, wow.
Wow.
I thought you were gonna handle it.
You said, boss, I got this one.
I'm sick of being useless.
I'm gonna.
I don't know.
You disagree?
I got this.
I got this.
I got this reaction.
I'm still human.
Okay.
You were a Singaporean?
I did.
Oh.
He got baited by my Chad.
I gave him the backpack for two seconds.
He came out.
Dude, you got so baited so easily by Singaporeans.
I don't know what you're playing.
He said, hey, this guy who has the backpack,
he dumps like a Singaporean.
That's what I told him.
He was so easily
Then we went over national anthems and he he got he was ready to spill some blood
Just sing a poem on shalankan on this ground. I will spill your blood. That's that's
Is that right? Yeah, so you go Singapore. No Malaysia. Oh, yeah, I think like four times Singapore
I'm fixing the bike in my head
Nobody knows the same point in national anthem. That's down to our looking for no one knows it. Okay
let's talk a little bit just cream okay boys let's talk you more butchers
cream I can't I where did he go he said he'd be right back he's going to a bike
shop dude I told him
no I need a discussion there he says no I'm just gonna one minute
he'll be like run back so there goes that tripod
You've got a human triplet, aren't you?
I'm not going to make it.
I'm not going to make it.
I'm not going to make it.
He's going to look off to the bikes, so yeah.
But I can't change the audio because he has my phone.
I can't switch it to like this.
I haven't had it.
You haven't.
Oh, you don't have your phone?
No, it's charging in the car because he said I'll be one minute.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Can we eat and run?
Oh, exactly.
Yeah, let's raise money for Ian.
Yeah.
Yes.
Well, for the amount of medical bills he's about to have when he gets back.
I wish, I wish my punches her.
Oh, my phone's okay, it's in the back of his car.
That's what I'm saying, that's what mine's at.
Alright, let's go. I'll let you carry that for one more second.
Let's talk you more creamy.
Let's talk you more creamy.
Doesn't sound right.
Here's one to put on your guys' bingo boy.
Chris has a special mission for you.
Usually missed to get him something.
Alright, thank you.
Good job.
Good job.
Do you tell them I'm on the stream?
Do you tell them I'm on the stream, you tell them I'm on the stream?
Yeah, I tell them I'm on the stream.
Just be careful not to have fun.
Are you sure?
Butchers cream.
A restaurant after my own heart.
Wait, cool.
What, is it going to have to be that way?
Hold on.
Oh man, oh man.
Oh smash burger.
Oh, sorry.
Double cheese burger.
What?
Oh this is the cycle shoes of every day now I think.
Funnier, Spoker restaurant.
I'll have a mountain of pancakes, smothered in cream.
The Butchers.
Carve loading.
First chat.
Excuse me, that's a different chat.
I'm gonna drag
Can you guys
Can you hear I don't know I have let's let's eat burger
Let's eat burger. Let's eat burger how to do it
You get the paper you put the burger in you wrap the paper around you eat it
And here's the paper
Okay, cool, I'm not gonna worry about it then
Thank you guys. Let's let's look at some cool stuff.
Cheddar cheese, Colby Jack, rich cheese, peanut butter, cheeseburger. That's insane.
chili cheese spicy avocado
double cheeseburger fried chicken
Double cheese
Spatula
Spatula is better
I know I'm just kidding
I'm just rage-failing
You've got to apply some rage-failing
The longest time I was like
What is this Spatula bit?
But it's...
But it's...
So here's the thing though
It's just a trendy
We're at 75 cents
Yeah
It's not a trend, it just tastes better.
No, it's a...
All right, about your burger nonsense.
Wait, what did you have to say?
We didn't know this?
No, I don't have to say anything.
Oh, that's why you've been blind for two hours.
Oh, so we left at 7.50, right?
Yeah, what the fuck happened?
And then everyone just started pummelling
and kicking ass and taking news.
So many big donations, thank you to everyone.
Wow, that's ridiculous.
We were celebrating in the car,
high-fiving and hand slapping.
Why am I gay?
What the fuck?
Here you go.
They smash the burger of 755 right through.
They're the goats.
They are.
They're the best.
You want a gulp?
Remember, guys, the ultimate mission today
is 777 Lucky Jackpot.
And if we work hard, we can get it to, where are we at?
We're at 756.
$21,000 away.
That's easy.
That's light work.
That's breakfast.
But if you do fried chicken sides.
I don't think I'll go for the peanut butter, I don't think I'll be doing that, I think
I'll go for the...
that one we've taken with this set. But we also have chili cheese fries.
Can you get a side of a chili cheese fries? We can get a side of a chili cheese fries.
Thanks dad. You've earned it. We can get whatever we want today.
Do they have, um, shakes? No, no, no, no. It's Sunday.
It's like an American drink.
Oh, but not on a fucking milk.
Stop everything.
I think I'm missing it.
Why don't you eat your different lives?
Honey, mustard, fried chicken.
This is going to be the meal of a trip.
I can feel it.
That's good.
I'm so excited.
American culture. It's very good isn't it? It's quite well. A lot of it's just, 18. The food's alright.
So there's two different, there's hamburgers and smash.
What's the date? Is that seven? Yeah. 156,460.
You want to be on the water?
Yeah, well I'm siding with you.
I'm ready. Do you want to go in?
I'm just going to vibe it out.
You want?
I'm going to vibe it out.
Oh, that's my turn.
Smash burger is the evolutionary burgers.
I'm not going to argue.
Yeah.
Yeah, see most of it.
See most of it.
He was dead here on the same crash.
He's very pumped.
I'm not even sure.
Give me this.
Yeah, you can take a look.
Double-edged steel-bar-gone slasher now.
Yes, sure.
Topping of bacon.
Bacon.
Bacon.
No?
It's okay
Okay, then
After that
What's inside of it?
Inside of it
Inside of it
Inside of it
Okay, then
This is one of these
Two of these
And one of these
Green Apple
Ginger
I have a lot of friends who are good at it
I'm good at it
What about you?
I have double cheeseburger
and other things
I have a lot of cheese
and
a sea set
what?
I have a lot of milk
I didn't really suggest it, I don't want to lie, I was just trying to hear.
I know, I know.
I was hoping Chack wouldn't hear me.
I haven't seen that, I was hoping to hear that.
I want to see you there.
And I tried to do you a little silently, so Chack in here.
I just sound like a mallet.
I don't know if I was that awful, I don't know.
He jiggies up.
I love when you order all the drinks.
I don't know.
I've been carrying this tree.
You can say that, and you haven't.
I'm navigating.
I'm navigating these calories.
I'm not going to get it off.
I'm going to get it off.
We haven't had an American song meal on this trip, have we?
Okay, burger.
I'm on my bed.
Fucking look at this.
Oh, you have chocolate.
It's like
Get that chicken burger chicken get the wig over the drugs ready. Did you get your chili fries? I did
I love chili fries
Chili fries well, so
You're telling me yeah, we got the show fries. You tell me
She was it
I might try this peanut butter cheeseburger you do that at the other burger place
you're the albus burger I do I don't know what's my weakness for peanut butter
there you go for a minute then there's the chili cheeseburger that's been a
console wars that's a cool idea super Nintendo vs. PlayStation really good
I don't know what I'd choose there.
Sega does what Nintendo don't.
We'll do that one, we'll do console wars, that's Chris's idea.
It's difficult, as you're doing that tomorrow, isn't it?
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
That's the day after the day after the day after the day after tomorrow.
What do you have to get tomorrow if you get a bit of a bad feeling?
Elon Musk's network.
Thank you.
I don't know what would win.
Honestly, I think all the games I used to play were on PC.
PC fight win.
I did love the Xbox 360. I loved the N64.
The Game Boy was my original console.
That's a nice...
That's alright. I've got three extra.
I'll say he carries the street, every way he carries the street.
Exactly, you literally haven't carried the street.
I've been navigating.
We can pedal as far as we want, but if we don't know the direction we're going, that's all for nothing, right?
So, I'm here to give a sense of the direction to us, literally, and for our clip.
Shit, I should have got that.
Maybe I'll get one of those after my ginger ale.
A nice zero beer, a nice...
That's so good.
It's like this whole thing will be like a hundred or 19
Chris plows the raider heads.
Yeah, you're right.
But it tastes sweet and good.
It's just your natural beard.
It does taste like beer, some extent.
Like beer.
That's quite a bit.
That might be better than the Santorio.
I love Law 3.
I might be better than Law 3.
I don't hate Smash Burgers, by the way.
No, I think they just don't wear radios.
everyone everyone is like an American it's like the only buggy you can get anymore
so they forgot who they were. I feel like smash burgers on average
you taste significantly better than any other burger but you get a real great
cheeseburger like I'm talking like Ralph Fiennes the menu I'll tell me smash
actually but then you go like you go right it takes the lead back I also
prefer a good old-fashioned outdoor grill. The big patties. The big patties. The dough's
nudge the smash. But by and large, smash has a more consistent taste and a nice
crispy texture. That tastes great. More American slender. We've got all kinds of
burgers. Yeah, whenever you go out it's always smash. It's always smash. At least in
like California on these coasts.
It's a fancy potato bread the goat for any burger.
Oh, that's the potato bread is that bad.
Oh, it's amazing.
Really?
We have more than smashed burgers in the US.
What's he talking about?
No, no, no.
Oh, my God.
He put it so down.
People don't listen.
Is the Twitter argument bad?
This is the Twitter argument.
He is today like, did he just defend?
Yeah, we didn't just say it's bad.
Oh, my Lord.
There's no nuance in the world anymore.
He could be intruding, but the sky is blue.
No, it's not. It's a shade of mauve.
And start fucking stupid points fucking debate.
That's why they let you turn off my stage two years ago.
That's funny. The shade of mauve.
I need to pick a thing.
Yeah, well, you're gonna pick something.
Well, you're gonna be working here for like, years now.
Chili, cheese, spicy avocado.
So you hate hot dogs?
Oh wait, I love hot dogs.
I like to eat a bit of a bonus.
It's not even for us.
Give me to a ballpark, give me relish, mustard and ketchup.
If you get the right hot dog, yes. But I've had some really bad ones.
You know what, the one penny hot dog and the penny kit and like a boot fair.
I think I was traumatised as a kid. It was pretty bad.
Ballpark dogs.
Lumpy sausages.
And I think we would all agree. If you put a smashed burger, a hot dog, a hamburger, anything in front of me,
I'll be like, thank you so much. I'm going to eat this shit out of this.
Because it tastes good.
There's a sick burger restaurant in Baltimore.
I'd love to go to Baltimore.
It gives you an exotic animal meat psyche in New Inverness.
I don't know how I feel about that.
I'm going to go with a spicy avocado cheeseburger.
That sounds yum.
How cheap burgers if you can't decide people.
I'm okay.
I'm sorry.
Gimbal Lord, 25 dollars, not as much as 25 dollars.
Spicy avocado cheese burger.
Thank you very much.
Keep it up guys, love your work.
Thank you.
A lot of us give you dollars.
Don't make too much money every lunch.
We could be the high-training thing after.
You know what I mean?
Being a burger, I've got 25 dollars.
45 dollars.
A lot of us.
Now is the time to do that.
It's silly sweet things, we don't know what's going to happen.
That is the time to drown it.
Until my bird comes out, I don't know whatever you want.
Then hold, and then after the meal, I don't know everything.
This is an actual quote. Don't donate too much.
Hold fire. It's like archers on my mark. Fire when ready.
Hold! Hold! Now!
Five hundred dollars.
The visual of that
Can I selfishly have a giant gulp of this
Take it take it the head's gone
Come by to everybody I'm so thirsty poor old Ian
You should be eat the burger. He's fixing a cousin. He'll get a burger
I'll get one to go. We have to
And let me tell you, nobody eats a fast or a very good shot.
Too early.
Oh, well, I'll sleep.
I'll still be here.
Why are you always trying to make these fantasies that Ian's being tortured by someone like...
He's being tortured.
I got a popcorn.
Did you have a 5A and just go like, Phoenix?
What, Phoenix?
Okay, that was pretty rough.
Yeah.
But it was also just logistics.
Yeah, I mean, it happens.
Ian's a machine.
He's the terminator.
Yeah.
Where is this café on your shoots?
Your shoots are like, sorry, Ian.
On my shoes, Ian gets like a five-star treatment.
Here's like a back rub on one of my shoes.
He's like, quickie-die, pillow is on my bed.
What should I do with them all?
Ah, don't worry.
I don't know why you always bring it up.
You always bring this up.
Who me?
Every five minutes, you're like, Ian's getting drunk.
And then you're like, Ian, I'll shoot.
Oh, I'm going to sleep in the shed.
There's a dog who can jerk off.
It's ridiculous.
Ian gets to find his treatment on my shoes.
Prime of place.
He looked like this, if you said that, like that.
Well, he woke up in Kagoshima, five sides down.
He pulled back the curtain, Sakurajino, Volcano, Boston, in front of him,
and he spoke Crosnolashu.
Crosnolashu, he said that you fucked up the hotels, and you were like,
we're going to drive ten hours in one go, and he was like,
maybe we shouldn't do that.
When?
With a girl car.
Yes, it's too easy.
Like, we drive in one go.
All right, so we drove through.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Paul, back me up.
You were there.
The lies of Chris Brown, the tales.
On the street with the Nissan car, didn't we get a lovely hotel roomy?
Overlooking that to Sheila Bay?
That wasn't that one.
OK, first of all, that wasn't what was being contained.
16 hours?
I felt like we left at 10am.
We checked in 90am.
This is a great example.
This is the exact example.
example of my people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw this is the
exact moment that makes light of this quote
Conner is torturing the only reason I broke this up is because you keep bringing
up every five minutes is that he's sitting next to me for six days that is
torturous no one asked for that I'll grab my phone as well I'm gonna go grab
my phone as well try to camera man pull we're gonna go huggy and we're so
I'm so excited to see him.
Hello, your mum.
Ian.
What?
Why?
Classic Christ.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
You can tell them the truth, Paul.
You can tell them the truth.
There you go.
Thanks, Paul.
Nothing but wagyu beef for dinner.
Well, we went to KOK's that day.
It wasn't so good.
We did, weren't we?
Why did we go that way?
The video is coming out soon.
Oh, that's such a fast timer.
Anything else we've got in the books?
Oh, Chris.
I can't remember.
Chris, when are you going to Okanoshima or Rabbit Island?
I don't want to go back there again, no hurry.
It's a cool place though.
Chemical weapons facility and rabbits.
and rabbits. You don't get that in many places.
Set them on your preference, I already grabbed them.
Well, you get a killer rabbit.
You get off the boat and there's a sign,
I mean, left and right.
Left is like, ah, rabbits.
Right, it's chemical weapons.
It's chemical weapons.
Because Okonomiyama and your family
learn about this in my book,
Genic of Japan.
Okonomiyama is an island of the place where Hiroshima,
not far from Omicrya,
and he's quite an isolated island.
But it's just me, the port,
where they used to fill a lot of out the drinks.
They built a weapons facility there because it was sort of English-speaking, quite well hidden in the sea in Japan.
And then they closed that down after World War II.
And then a school released some rabbits on the island one day on a school trip, I think in the 60s.
And the rabbits were a bit mental.
They went at it like rabbits and now there's like 500 of them.
They were actually like rabbits.
Absolutely like rabbits.
And it's a cool place, Okinawa Shima.
Rabbit Island, to be called.
Probably the best of the animal islands, you know, Paschalogema of Cat Islands, which is a bit depressing, because cats are all wearing something.
Which place in Japan serves the best cheese?
Okinawa.
Okinawa? I don't remember, I was really surprised.
I was going to say, there's some of that Ebisu.
There's no where else?
Ebisu.
Ebisu.
It's important from, like, the core more.
Clearly, that's the last of them, wouldn't it?
But, no, it's not lost by it, so quite a bit.
The truth goes over there.
Ian is being fair to you. I'm sure he'll come in here and win.
Chris has left some of the parts of the car on board.
To kick you out of the road, grab help to support the course.
Trey, by the way, thank you very much.
You're lost by it now.
Nice big old-fashioned.
That's what I need.
You've got a lot of cameras here.
Lost part number one choice.
Seasons are extremely moorish.
You just can't stop.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Christopher made Ian serve him the drinks at Lost Point.
It even does work there sometimes.
At your best.
We was there at the day when he walked in, right?
Yeah, yes, we had a big argument about it.
Ha, ha, ha.
I'll never forgive him.
But no, he's awesome.
But we put it up to a chat,
and I was already blamed as the problem.
But I think they're just voting against me,
because he's a guy to love.
He thinks he's a guy to love.
Because no, we're just in there wrong.
He never does.
I've seen Ian get angry.
Oh, that's the van guy.
He's angry about everything.
I've seen Ian probably angry before.
Have I seen Paul angry before?
Oh yes, every day.
But Ian, I don't know if I've truly seen him angry.
Maybe...
He gets quiet.
Maybe with Chris Ockley.
I've seen him annoyed. He's not like an angry guy.
He's not going to like punch something.
I think the fun thing about being a friend is trying to make each other angry.
If you're being his genuinely insolvent, you get the fire in your barrel.
And the Essex play.
What does the Essex play?
You fuck him up, mate.
I'll sort it out.
Get in the river.
Is that where the fight takes place?
In the river?
Yeah, I know.
Get in the river.
You know, he's a...
And then the way he gets angry is that Ian's very even, keel.
But then he begins to make his, what the fuck do you want me to do, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And then he'll get like, whoop!
I think you push into the edge.
Of course I do, it's my job as a mate.
Where is he?
You don't push through the edge.
I'm afraid.
Pushing you to the edge is like fucking just blowing in the wind.
You're on the edge.
Fucking what, man?
What do you say about me?
You're like a volcano, I don't want to talk about it.
Bingers man, $50, Jesus.
Thank you, boys, for doing this year after year the guests
and crew, too, you were all making the impact.
Thank you very much, Bingers Man.
Or is it Bingers Man?
That's my nickname after this fucking meal.
I only have like two of every animal in this meal.
So you feel like she's rising out of burger?
A double burger.
I don't know the shape.
Then I got a ginger ale.
Then I got more.
Yeah, we'll just keep going.
the surplus that we're at five cities
this is the service that this is going to be a surplus that that's fine
that's worth it for a great burger it's all good
what back is
what you get double cheeseburger
oh baby
well that's just I think it's double burger
is it double cheeseburger?
it is cheeseburger yeah
what do we just do
we're helping us
nice choice make it spicy
is it a smash burger I mean come on like
how much can you get
two patties is like nothing
how are you going to be able to cycle for this
very easily
I did the Indian one.
There's a small viduri out there.
Oh.
Oh, the one that says Chris, how did you...
That's a midi-women.
P.P. Pooper.
That's for you.
How did you decide which prefixes to admit from the postcards to the Lost Bar?
When did you ever finish the set?
Yeah, some of the postcards.
We got a postcard at Eric Rebbiter and Lost Bar.
But some of the prefixes aren't there,
because we couldn't fit them all in.
Interesting thing, which presents yourself really well.
Predictably like K-Tail or Sapphire, do really well.
Three people bought the Yamagata one.
It's a huge set.
But the aboard Japan, Jely Cross Japan book, the new one,
has every single prefixes, got artwork for it.
Like the postcards.
That's cool.
It's really good.
My bike is fixed by the way.
Did he put the chain in?
He had put the chain in.
Then the guy, the B-Railer, a little bit in place.
Nice bike in.
He's done it again.
He's underfeated.
Now back to the car with Pete.
And yeah, the artwork's done by Eric Award.
He's a contestant artist.
Eric did the artwork in the book. Matt did the book covers.
All some artists. Support artists.
Support artists?
No more AI shites.
In fact, everybody here supports artists quite well.
I mean, you guys have a lot of artists who do amazing stuff.
My theatre degree is an art degree.
So I mean like, you can't.
You guys put us together.
Among the pink songs, you were like cult songs.
I was like, pink number one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry.
There's always a song about how you were like brilliant.
Who made this?
Your friend in America.
Oh, you mean that my theme, like the time,
he calls me an idiot in the song.
What's the Reddit one?
He's one of the Reddit.
It's like, he's coming or something.
The king is coming.
Oh, I'm not saying that you are.
That was a fan made trailer.
That was very well put together.
Make music in my life.
Did not demand music in my life.
He did really great.
No, but in fact, the lyrics in my song,
we never asked for this.
My god.
It's time for a premiere.
What's it now?
Oh, Peter.
Well, we replaced the one from Peter.
And then, yeah, it's just a blank voicing.
Peter.
So that's where the stuff got to go.
That's so good, though.
I love that.
That's awesome.
But we're working on that with the rebrand.
You rebranded, I rebranded, Paul rebranded.
You rebranded?
Yeah, he used to be Premier Paul.
Wait, what?
So this is interesting.
What?
The entire stream.
Before all the original gang was all Premier.
Ian was a reference to Monkey Island, Premier Three
Pwood, Premier Paul, Premier Two, and we all jumped ship.
Premier Brand is no good.
Yeah, no kidding.
We got rid of it.
So camera man Paul, Artin Lee, and Peter.
There you go.
A whole new world awaits.
I'm a whore, I'm a whore, I'm a whore.
Big brain to put that in front first.
I'm going to get a salad then because of that.
Yeah, I'm going to get some healthier because you know how that's going to be pretty bad for you.
It says $35.
I'm interested to see how Chris's chili cheese fries come.
I personally believe chili doesn't come with beans.
Maybe it's because it's so wrong.
Defensively wrong.
What does that mean?
They don't believe in chili with beans?
They don't believe in chili.
Oh, sorry.
You look like a beans hanger.
I look like a rice hanger.
I'm a rice hanger.
Do you want to have a nice one?
Hello, beans.
Oh, hey, Bobo.
Oh, you guys.
Hi.
I'm taking the last.
No, I've got a different one.
Oh, you've got good? What did you get?
Special way of the original Jin Brown.
The original Jin Brown?
Yeah.
I don't know, I fucking can't enjoy this shit.
I don't think you're telling me that.
You're telling me that.
I don't know man, I wasn't listening to you all day.
I was just entertaining you.
That thing you ordered, shit.
I ordered the best one by the way.
You could have left that last one out.
At least for the mini-ball.
I think there were times when you were having it.
It was like smorgasbord.
I was trying to get a glimpse in it.
I'm going to navigate you, not shooting a f**king menu.
Yeah, this is a...
Oh, these Oreo nuts, Sunday, doesn't quite seem to be the best.
It's like the rain calling out to you, Garland.
We just...
Which one would you get, chat? Would you get the Oreo chocolate sundae?
Would you get the berry berry chocolate, that's berry berry sundae.
Would you get the maple nut sundae?
Probably maple nuts is what I'm going for.
Yeah, maple nut is pretty good, isn't it?
maple, we all go for maple here, what are you going for?
maple, maple, maple, maple, maple, maple, airy berry, oh that's what it's for
oh yeah, special glass, you're mobbed by his enormous ginger ale, look at that
let's see the taste test, it's pretty good, it's a different, it's the spicy ginger ale
one that's like, oh i like it, the hint of apple and lemon,
It's like being transported to Okinawa with Jerry and Shai.
No, it's a...
Lates of dickhead.
It's good as well.
Ah, ah, ah.
That Oreo, Oreo.
Berry, berry, berry, berry.
I think...
I think Oreo won, actually, on chat.
Oh, it's either maple or Oreo.
No, Oreo's won, Oreo's won.
one. Well, Oreo did a masterful job of like integrating itself into all the
shakes and stuff. It's so overrated. It's not like getting it either. Well, can you hear that?
Oreo's out. Maple's in. Go for the maple nuts. Caramel needs to make a comeback.
I do like why do you why do you go forward to the drink?
Why don't you bring the drink to me?
Why don't you bring the drink to me?
I don't like going, I'm a man.
It's a free drink.
Oh, there's a shake.
Is yours a shake?
No.
How do you get a little bit more?
I have one drink.
I do have two.
If he leads forward to his banana milk drink.
Yeah, we can forward to it.
I bet he's gonna like that banana milk.
It's fucking delicious.
I can eat this alone on top.
Can I have a small spoon of it?
Yeah, sure.
There is no spoon.
No.
Use this knife.
I'm all right.
But it doesn't.
I love banana.
I don't know.
It's just to make some amazing fruit, isn't it?
It's quite exceptional.
After a man gave it.
Well, it's good to see that we got a burger,
because I remember on one of the RV streets,
Argy? God, that burger was amazing.
California's best burger.
Lakeside? Good lord, I remember that.
California's best?
Yeah, that's right, yeah.
Even Chris was the same. Besides, he was like, no, this is a burger.
I don't know how the cookies.
Oh, that's right.
They're salted like butter cookies.
You remember that, the Argy stream burger?
Ah, how fleeting flavors of the world are.
Oh, yeah, no, it was really good by the way, yeah.
Yeah, that was awesome.
That was a great birdie, though.
That was a 10 out of 10.
10 out of 10.
So far, your pizza was a 10 out of 10 this trip, right?
Yeah.
All right, so we say you brought.
This place is going to be a 10 out of 10.
What do you mean I wrapped you?
That's all good.
I'm done.
Sorry, I was just.
I always let Eldon speak first.
Thank you.
I have a lot to say.
I have wisdom.
Why is it beyond my ears?
I don't know.
Let's see, I want to see if we're at 577 yet.
Five, seven, five, seven, that's fine, okay.
Seven, four and left.
Four and left.
All the glory is like a small one.
Smells very good.
You ready for another 10?
Catch a stamping, but onerous gift.
Whoa, $100.
Oh, Sira.
Sira.
$777,700.
A boba's assembly.
Thank you so much, sir. Fucking legend.
E.V. De Otter. $3.
$3.
Some of the wedges.
Oh, interesting twist.
I did not anticipate the wedges.
I have been thrown off.
I'm just going to add some chili fries instead of bigger cups
Oh, baby
Look at that
I don't know
Isn't it buggy about?
That's a bagel, that's a bagel
Wow, that's really, really beautifully put together
Look at that
Oh
Oh, yeah, I can come up
I got a man
It's coming a much higher
Get it up there.
Do you want one?
No.
Do you want beef?
Oh, what's that?
I'm going to use just my hands.
Give you guys a little
little shuck of...
It's me and you now, Maby.
Are you having a good one?
This is a close-up of this actually delicious burger look at that guys
that is beautifully constructed holy god that cheese looks fake like in a sense
It's like you can't design a better person.
Yeah, it's really, bloody good.
Unbelievable.
Wow, wow.
Very good.
Ooh.
Wow.
I know what I do.
You're a chicken.
Yeah, I'm a chicken.
Good taste test review.
10 out of 10, there you go.
That's all you need to see?
Smells great.
That is a tasty burger.
Now that is a tasty burger here.
I'll take care of this while you're doing your business like you promised.
Alright guys, road to 777 Aboba.
It's such a hearty weight shirt, it looks like a small baby.
Is that like picking up Premier 3?
Yeah.
God, I'm so hungry now, Chris.
Oh, not big to goats, we've got 777s, we've got high-peats, we've got everybody coming
in here being excited about the Borgs.
Chris is fan-girling like crazy right now.
It's a good tin out of rating.
This is a spectacular burn.
I'm happy to hear that.
Oh, thank you.
Oh.
I got to try one of those.
I got to try one of those.
Oh, well.
That's enough for Connor.
I'll let you have one of the lights.
Track him away for him.
Quick, he's coming. Quick, quick, quick.
That's all you got.
That's a mania.
They're not to shout at me, but...
What?
I'm not to shout.
No, because I didn't get fries.
What?
You can have one, mate.
You can have one.
I was like, yeah, you can have another one.
You did, myself, look at that.
You did say that.
That was very good.
Excellent.
I can stay here all day, and just wait to get hungry again, and just repeat another meal.
I'll make a retro-on-sum.
She gave us a gift.
Yeah, she gave us a gift.
Yeah, she gave us a gift.
Yeah, she gave us a gift.
Yeah, she gave us a gift.
Yeah, she gave us a gift.
Yeah, she gave us a gift.
Yeah, she gave us a gift.
And then I just repeat another meal.
I'm back.
Rachel on time?
She gave us a gift.
Oh, lovely.
She was so sweet.
I saw her do the little chill.
She was over there doing it.
Yeah.
Was she, like, from the Netherlands?
No, he didn't.
Yeah, from Cold War.
Did she ever try this restaurant?
Yeah, she was very good.
OK.
Local approved.
I told her, I was like, there's zero chance Chris is coming out
because the burger on the plate.
I was like, I'm sorry.
I'll say hello often.
There's just a little.
What do you want?
Yeah. That was awesome. Like the picture of this burger looks like ridiculously like the ones you see on display.
The cheese is absolutely godlike melted.
Americans, I would never wrap this up.
I got it close. We go in.
We go in.
Taste test alert.
It's very good, it's very, very good, it's like a 10 out of 10 meal.
It's good to see the boys happy once in a while, isn't it?
They've suffered enough, give them a good burger.
Oh my God.
experience McDonald's chef how does this compete I would have liked you to
control the grills just one time one shift or did you know now you're always
deep fryer
how come? how come?
wow
this is the worst position
deep fryer? yeah
I don't even know if it's something they want to spray with the heat
I wasn't really honest but this one's a better way
I don't know anyway
would you get one with anyone there?
no, because everyone's like weird and like
that's what he used to
it's true though
Man, I miss that you never got to flip the birds.
I think that you probably rode.
I did the breakfast models.
Oh, and those are good.
Same kind of burger.
He's back.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
All right, cool.
Yeah.
Good to see you.
See you again soon.
All right, all right.
Very kindly giving us something to show you a look.
Is he going to love it?
Yeah.
You can have a shot of orange or something.
He's going to have to share.
I don't share.
Sharing is feeding.
Is this a...
That's what my pastoralias said.
Is that what you...
70 AD.
They're a share of chili fries.
Yeah, those are quite far from me.
If we were playing the game where I was supposed to grab it from the table,
I would lose.
We should play a few more rounds.
How do you play the games on the bike?
I'm going to be more chilly first.
You want to switch roles.
I think...
When do you come in the last day, right?
If I can steal the glory, of course.
If the donations are high enough.
If the donations are high enough.
This is a respectable man.
You're loving that burger.
You're even doing the thing that
It's great when Connor or any human will dance around the center bite so that you can get
that one perfect cheesy meaty super bite.
If it's just a min burger, you're just like, I mean, it's good, but I'll just eat it naturally.
That natural arc, that's the way he's in.
Oh, wow.
We got a couple of donuts.
They're really making one burger at a time to perfection.
We got a lot of time giving it table dedication, right?
Flubiddy flew with 250 bucks.
That's a lot. Thank you, 250.
BB Chen, cheers. Enjoy your butcher's cream burger meals.
An anonymous dragon slayer can peep you to Burgworth in a minute.
Yes, but I won't because it tastes good.
So I want to enjoy said meal.
Thank you.
I just took it.
Oh, is that yours?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, probably.
It's pretty cool though, isn't it?
The Japanese countryside, the restaurant's incredible.
You know, pizza restaurants, burger restaurants.
Every town has like one good restaurant in one field, right?
Wow, Rob would be proud. How's the honey mustard chicken? He just took a big bite,
eat, that's so good. $757,120 on the board, happy, satisfied.
Not even Batman to rip me off that dog a brother.
You just die with that.
I would be getting my head kicked in.
You'd never get that secret out.
It wouldn't happen.
The bun, it looks really good.
The bun is a perfection.
And like, you want grease, right?
It's the perfect amount of grease.
I went cheeseburger and out smash burger to see if we can elevate so I want to see what we got going
I like the oil. I did too. I like oilers. You're doing that too. I like oilers to donate. We're sitting at Flippity Flues 250
757 120 we're $20,000 away from triple sevens jackpot. That'll make Chris a happy boy.
Don't worry about Chris.
Mmm.
Is it good, Nebby?
Delicious.
Best, best meal so far?
Mmm.
I'm sure the pizza still enters inside.
Who's that?
I just wanted to check the restaurant.
Every party is clear.
The pizza one?
Well, this. Oh, this, yeah.
I've got to try this pizza place.
Mm.
Chad.
So we shouldn't want to run you. Which is the best, which is that.
If we do... If we get 777? Yeah.
We'll tell them where the ending is.
Whoa-ho.
Okay, come on, guys. Then you can start making your arrangements.
I don't even know where the ending is. It's exciting. I'm the fucking Nadoviel.
I'm really, really excited.
So wait. Just so I know, you promise. 777.
777 the whole cycle we give them the ending point so they can join us in
earned the people's glory somewhere in also somewhere else mission start you
guys got it right here this is perfectly constructed
Oh, it's a little smash burger.
Ooh, good choice, good choice.
Look at that.
That is a beautifully constructed Thanos.
Could put this on his finger.
50, 50.
What are you gonna eat?
That's hot.
I got a spicy avocado cheeseburger.
Wow.
What's a Krabby Patty?
I'm assuming this is a SpongeBob.
That doesn't look like Krabby Patty.
Looks like the perfect logo the Krabby Patty 2.0 is the formula the plane to dress is still in every episode
That's every episode's point
Thereabouts, and is the running like it was like initially
Daleks show Pete's the I don't want to see a Krabby Patty. I got one right in front of me
I'll show you the car. Okay, you keep enjoying. I have to wait for it to cool down the ratio is legitimately perfect
Although that bun that you guys have
This is similar, but that one was like huge.
This, uh...
This is weird.
No one does have the Krabi Patty.
Oh wow, yeah.
Well, it's called the Krabi Patty.
Especially for formula.
One can will never tell me.
Oh, my penis, oh.
Oh, it smells so good.
I gotta push it down though, like a little bit of...
Oh!
Is it by Mr. Krabs' Fancy?
Yeah, yeah.
It's in Fancy Mars.
Yeah, the...
It's in the heat Fancy.
Let him out first.
No.
Um...
Just put it right.
Yeah, Fancy's about to be all right.
Wow.
It's good.
It's good.
The ingredients, not just the burger.
Yeah.
Fresh, crispy, delicious.
The sauce is...
Perfectly balanced. That's a great burger.
I'm so tempted to get that chicken burger. It looks so good now.
Letting get a shake and I was thinking of a shake and I was like...
Is that good?
You can't eat it all. I'll have a quark.
Oh great. Where was this conversation with your chili fries?
He was one of those wedges.
Yeah, well, there was one of those wedges.
Clancy Brown.
He was the starship crew assistant, best fellow for him.
He's in there too.
Rico, you know what to do.
And the guy from Breaking Bad.
Walt's their brother-in-law.
Oh, really?
Thanks to the captain.
Would you invest against the Bugs and Starship Crewers?
Day one.
No, I played how that is.
That's basically it.
I played it.
It's pretty good.
Filming, well, to me, it's like, I'd follow you in the background.
It's pretty funny.
Neil Patrick is in it, right?
It's actually a really funny film.
Look, there's still a satirical black comedy film, that's better.
It's very much nice.
It's like, I do want the chicken burger.
I might go for it.
You'd say it would be good.
All right.
I don't know
Hamimasa chicken burger
I'm going to eat it
Now?
Now? It's okay
What's up?
What's one, the regular?
Oh, get this.
Negotiation.
No, I got one for you.
Oh, lovely.
But I...
Pals out pals, right?
Pals out pals?
If I didn't read it and look at the menu, I think it would be Pals out Pals out.
Should be alright.
Dude, you could pick anything on this menu and it would, it would hit.
This is genuinely amazing.
I'm going full glutton mode, I'm activating it.
Look at that bite.
Oh, the cheese hangs up a little bit.
I hope I see this at St. Peter's pearly gates.
That's when I made it to heaven.
When you head now, man, is it going to see?
Damn, I hope so.
Imagine Matt getting this is this is unbelievable
It's so good you're rebuilding it from the ground up
I can rebuild it
Okay, the fruits over now see I'm back to work back to work
Oh, thanks for the tip, John.
I haven't seen this in so long, but if you will.
Chris, I beg of you, who knows the name of this place?
We've talked a lot about it.
Oh, five times, Butcher's Cream.
Butcher's Cream.
And it's on the outskirts of, well,
Canada, near the airport, Komatsu Airport.
Butcher's Cream.
Ugh.
It's right next to the big, she-way out.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
Should Chris buy this place?
It's not for sale, it's not for sale.
I'll just wake up and I'll buy it.
Yes.
It's not for sale.
Give me the restaurant.
I would, I would do this every week.
Wash on a week.
Just to burn my health.
This is why you're an M9 Gamer.
You used to have to come in.
This is what caused me to do it.
I looked too hard in terminal, had like, none to do every day.
Double XP in my veins for 30 years
Only 20 K's revealed the goal exactly shot. Oh 757 you hit it
So yeah, we'll reveal the goal at 777 we'll tell you we'll tell you where we'll be I'd like to know
I lost my spurgas.
Oh, spurgas.
I just love the place where I can have this.
We saw a jet.
You see it too?
That was so sick.
It did the whole like...
It went right around.
Was it cool?
was it like you do here it we saw it we saw it oh so we were like we're on an
airport oh yeah we were talking about the airport have you ever thought
anything now haven't we yeah so you get a hand in it oh okay and all these regional
airports it's taking switch planes and go somewhere else right
yeah and we're in touch a pretty much like to everywhere yeah really need it
They spoke about if you lived here you could get a New York right so you quickly switched planes
Oh yeah
Why didn't you go to New York when you got the burgers here?
I was about to say why would I ever leave here?
It was delicious, it was really delicious
Oh my
It's crazy
It's crazy
The best burger
Really
Really
She did not secute. She said, you said, you know, she's the owner. Happy cry. Like, it
was such a nice compliment. You know what? My boy. I might like that more than the lake
I think I'd be like my family, you know, like I'd be.
I might move here.
But they don't have the cookies.
Okay. And a leg.
That's not a nature. I don't need nature. I need food.
Well, there's a leg here.
Oh, I'll see you.
I'll be back.
This is better than a leg.
I haven't seen it.
I don't lose, like, the last leg for that.
It was, like, the one from that film where the comet hits.
Did they deep it back?
Nah, I don't know.
I'm again.
Nah, I don't know.
You know me, no mind.
Yeah.
Deep effects were like half the world died.
Can we not know that one?
Is that that one?
Oh, a Japanese one.
That link with the burger.
Oh, hi.
Just a couple of loads hanging out, boys.
Look at us.
She'd be thought, oh, that's not quite as
elegant as British.
What's your fucking name, love?
OK.
Now that I've been properly satiated, I'm ready for more
donations to be coming in.
Hey, hey, boss, I follow your orders.
The food part of me is satisfying.
But I have this hunger, this deep hunger of like.
Mean.
Just greed for a cause is insatiable.
I need it.
Lipidly flu is not enough.
He said the thing.
I say the same thing for six years.
He said like thing day.
Come on.
I had a peep bag times 30.
What do we do?
What do console wars?
So do we do, do we do by brand, like Sega, Sony, Nintendo, X?
You got to be like Nintendo Switch, or all.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Can you put more than four?
We can probably pick up to like hundreds.
Okay.
What console would you, would you could?
You could do something.
What about the SNK, the...
Now, then you got Geo.
There's Geo.
3DO, 3DI, Atari Jaguar, those are all not gonna win,
but they're gonna get votes.
Best systems ever?
Gameboy.
It'll be like a hundred things versus PC.
Don't put PC.
PC doesn't count?
It doesn't count.
It's a cost over there.
PC also has the benefit of being like, it's never, not, you know, free.
Okay, PC is just a spotlight, boys.
No, I think it's good, though.
It's well-conciled, right?
It's not.
The PS2 is easy to count.
I mean, the PS2 is good, but...
It's not even the best Sony machine.
Get that out of here.
What's the last time you played on?
And I was the Wild West of gaming.
More innovation happened on that one.
That was quite a drag question, wasn't it?
789.
789.
The stupid antenna was so sick.
It was.
That's why I said those two are the goats for me.
But the GameCube was also sick.
GameCube can go shit it out.
I mean, I had the GameCube, but it didn't have enough games.
This is the Nintendo's problem.
Oh, that's the never before friend of the peace PS2 and it's so many more games
I saw a full variety of I was like
Okay, it didn't matter to me
My parents already buy me one that like every like birthday and Christmas
I feel like the Nintendo 64 didn't even reach that number in great games. You should call the Nintendo 8
It's about eight good games. Yeah, the Nintendo 64 was carried by Mario
But it's some really big good games on there. That's the problem. They're heavy hitters
There's Ocarina of Time, Mario 64, GoldenEye, Perfect Dark, Ogre Battle 64, Mario Kart,
Cardi, the Archie Mark, OG, my memory too is the greatest one.
They've been chasing that, they've been chasing that high.
So their heavy hitters were like, godlike.
But what about the Virtual Boy?
My stealthy.
I still have a Skoliosus in play.
the satisfying cartridges of the mine too, off like the N64 era.
Putting that cartridge in was way more fun than putting a CD in.
You can tell you had to do this whole thing with your other cartridge.
This is the Nintendo trick.
And you guys know you're...
I did that too.
Yeah, we all did that.
But then you slide it in and the trick was, with the regular Nintendo, you push it in
about 80% and when you push it down it clips the front of the plastic and goes like chink,
safe.
safe. If you did push it too far in, it would just never turn on. You'd sit there for an
hour trying to get it to work. Dude, I love video games. I'm going outside. I got to get
out of this conversation. I'm going to get upset at everybody. Donate, don't know words
and sins. Oh, I love video games.
No, man, that's it.
That's not enough. I just should love more. I have some tough conversations when I get
out of the game.
People say you don't like video games as much as Colorado. You don't like video games
as much as Colorado.
I don't. I lost yesterday. I might have to tell my son, listen, priorities are changing.
This 29-year-old guy can't get out of my head.
I have to go back to gaming. Son, you're on your own. Honey, I love you.
Or maybe, here's my chance. Maybe it's not me. I wasn't the chosen one.
I will guide my son to be the hunter.
You're the early one. You're like...
He's not...
I'm Anakin.
You're the Anakin. Yes, you're Anakin.
My son is Luke. He'll bring balance to the force. Although Anakin did that, I guess.
That's the midi-chlorians, actually.
Oh, my.
Yeah, so...
Who can I be?
You are...
Jabba the Heart.
I wasn't gonna say that.
I wasn't saying that.
I didn't say it.
You thought about it.
I can rebase your mind.
I can't.
You really can't.
I was thinking more like the politician guy.
The one girl.
Oh, the Emperor.
Like the dark city of the North sky.
Emperor of the North sky.
He fucking killed all the Jedi one after me.
Yeah, well, rule 32.
Rule 34, 365.
166.
Bye, animal.
Woo!
I'll get away to men and love you, man.
How can you just not let me look?
Can I get one of these?
Do you want these?
I want the smallest.
Yeah, let's cut some pieces.
Just the smallest cut.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
A little off.
a couple 20 bites first. Here's a fork.
Palpatine is the new Jafar.
Do the fork?
Yeah. Even smaller is fine.
I'll do my boy.
I'll get big for you.
Get big for me.
This is a spanning rule 34.
I thought it was. It's not rule 34.
Palpatine takes the house repellent.
It will have 34.
I'll use that as well.
I want you to have the enago on fire.
Let's put it together.
Oh my god, Nabi, this looks insane.
Go crazy, go crazy.
Please, no, no, no, just have the bite, have the bite.
I want it, I want it for yours.
There's not many calories in milkshakes.
No, is it?
Yeah.
There's not many calories in milkshakes.
When you try it, the most calories in my life.
Oh, god.
Do you want to be stressed?
Oh my god.
I'm full, yeah.
I'm kicking out like an atom.
Yeah.
It's a really small bit.
Wow.
I don't want to die on the bike.
That's crazy.
I'll make this.
Wow.
It's how I do this.
All this is like shit.
That might take over my cookies.
It's like a drum drum.
Wow.
A second burger has hit the stomach.
Is it good?
Is it better than your burger?
I mean, it's pretty good, man.
Wow, wow, fuck.
Wow, fuck.
It's the best way to describe it. It's an exceptional balance.
I want to see this.
It's a fucking symphony of flavors, that's what it is.
And the conductor won the Tony.
And the conductor is Palpatine.
It's juicy chicken, crispy lettuce, the honey mustard's insane.
Oh my God.
Dignation.
Damn.
Jafar or Palpatine?
No.
Oh, OK, OK.
No, no, no, just checking.
Oh, my God.
Big Beth, eat Jafar or Palpatine.
It's just that one's coming.
You prefer Jafar? Yeah.
Because here's the course of it.
Prince, I'll leave yesterday, but not as you know.
Read my lips
and come to lips
with reality.
That's the best. What are they called?
No, it's called like a, when you revisit a song and it's later, you know, a reprise.
Reprise?
Yeah.
I almost ate this off the floor that Nobby dropped.
This little piece of chicken.
That's how good that is.
A lot above it.
The Palpatine's more interesting.
No, he's not.
Here's Palpatine's story, ready?
Yeah.
Somehow Palpatine survived.
No.
Somehow Palpatine has returned.
Babe.
He got the sentence.
That's the one.
And I am all of a sick, and I don't want to fucking film it.
I always said that Snoke was killed.
Snoke.
That's the one.
It was Snoke turned after a Snoke of Q.
Where's fucking Snoke there?
It's a S-Gran Ray's Snoke.
Yeah, the dialogue was, he was like, I cannot be beaten.
I cannot be destroyed.
Nobody can beat me.
I'm dead now.
It's like the sort of thing I would say.
I did like being soloed.
That was cool, that kind of driver's character.
Like they, well he was good for a bit and then.
Well it was a good sight, wasn't it?
It was, there it is.
You started off pretty good, didn't you?
Yeah, then it.
I just sort of gave up on him.
That was good.
My wife always makes fun of me for this,
but when I have like a meal of a bunch of different flavors,
I always save what I call my Saigonomite.
To be the flavor that I want to retain for the rest of the day,
that is a great final bite, isn't it?
I don't know.
You're just gonna keep that memory of the honey mustard.
Chick, that's good.
The new trilogy doesn't exist.
We don't talk about it.
It's just a big thing now, of course.
Oh, 758.
758.
Thank you, Emperor Snook.
Thank you.
I'm not nervous.
Wait, why were you sad he died?
You thought he was good?
Well, I just thought, if you're going to introduce this new thing, let's go through it.
Let's figure it out. Let's make them all give them some death.
Yeah.
And then they just often, like, regrettably.
And then I was like, I don't think he has looked in.
Somehow Palpatine has returned.
Ugh.
The fucker fell down a shaft into electric pylons.
After he was...
And the spaceship, well, blew up.
The big snowflakes blowed the whole time.
How would you do this?
Okay, those magical fucking...
That whole thing was in the movie.
It was like, we've got to go here and get this to get that.
Those films haven't happened. That's the secret.
When they don't sit around with the fucking teddy bears in the forest at the end of the day,
like, that is where Star Wars ended for me.
I agree.
I don't need to know why it happens after that. I don't care.
It's beautiful. It wraps up in a little bow and done.
But your fire sauce mini-story is to tell, because that was a genuine vibe.
Did he get... did he get right up in the second one?
Heeeey, tiny little living space.
Oh, I don't know on the second one, I didn't want to do it.
No, the first one, he gets stuck in the jail.
Yeah, he comes back already.
And the second one, they stop him being a genie, then they kill him.
You know, when we do cut out, OK, that's the only song I've ever seen.
He's from Mike Mead.
Prince Ali?
No, from Mike Mead.
Did you guys forget Prince Slaire flying through the vacuum space?
No, I never forget.
I realized how fucked you were.
Go for it.
I just can't really care about the Skywalker line.
So stop telling stories about them.
OK, so that's fair.
That whole shit, move on.
Old shit.
Make a new story.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about Joe Joe?
That's like 10.
They always make a new story.
But it's a JoJo field or whatever his name is.
Uh, what?
OK, it's Joe Stuck.
Yeah, the Skywalker story is wrapped up in those six films.
It was.
They didn't need to go, let's keep going.
But they're half.
Joe's family, but they're not connected a lot of the time.
all the maybe one part connected with it.
So it's like the Belmonts kind of.
Exactly what the Belmonts.
Now that's a story worth telling.
And you've watched the anime, of course.
I am a fake fan.
My anime knowledge would sit somewhere around 3%.
Why would you not watch the greatest animation, Walter?
Because I'm cringe and stupid and lame.
You don't watch Star Wars, do you?
No.
Best.
And Bullshit.
When I was a kid, I was like,
there was like two pills presented to me.
There was like, you can go Star Wars.
Or Star Trek.
Lord of the Rings.
Oh, it's not one or the other.
I feel like as a kid there, you can't pick either Femme C or Psy Fyre.
At least people like me love me.
Just can't be a sign, can they?
I can't swear any problems in the world.
If I could sit down and watch either the original Star Wars trilogy or Lord of the Rings, probably
Lord of the Rings.
Yeah, of course.
Because it's consistently brilliant.
Oh, I will say it does fall up a bit when it's like the Sam and Frodo and Gollum sections.
I'm hungry in Mr. Frodo.
It's just that creepy movie.
Yeah.
Mary, Pippin, and they're leaving the Shire. That's awesome stuff.
Battle Town's Deep is absolutely awesome.
Oh my god, that movie's so good.
I built that in Warcraft 3 custom. I'd be like, how many walks can attack my...
the trees are really annoying there it's like oh yeah it's good that they finally
get a shit together before that like oh it takes a while it's a tree
it's a tree it's like that's the thing though right it's the tree and something
Bruce the Dan
and they originally cut Saruman's death in the original didn't they
looks like he doesn't die in the original return of time
oh shit he's only extended one yeah which is I think it's because I've only seen
extended trilogy. I think also in the original version it doesn't explain like
there's no scene explaining when they go to recruit for like the ghost knights
to open the fight. In the original movie they just show up. That's the best bit.
And then in the extended edition, they, yeah.
A million to go.
To win the battle, the final battle of the whole movie.
So it's like on the ASX Machina.
It's completely there.
Yeah, I mean, who the fuck are these characters?
The Ghost Troops.
The Ghost Troops, really, yes.
Yeah, the Nascals.
They didn't explain why the fuck they had that.
Well, that's stupid.
They're each like three and a half hours long, though.
I am no man.
Got him.
That was sick.
That was, I still don't know why.
That was so sick.
such a fire moment the king of Rohan was a beast too I liked him he just recently
passed away he did last year
you were once and I had a Rohan Pete I wonder which kingdom I'd be dead I'd be a
hobbit yeah I'd be brail drinker 10 Burned Hill I'd be like the shot like the
stick holder for like gandals for my food.
That's sick.
Just get a hold of it occasionally and I'll just pause.
Well, lots of donations.
Lots of donations.
Well, fucking hell.
Crack you, quite a few donations, couldn't you?
It was the last one I saw.
An anonymous dragon slayer, $25,
completely a burger within a minute.
Well, that shit's already sound.
BB Chin, cheers, enjoy a butcher's treat burger mills,
guys, Flippity Flu, $250.
Yes, sir.
Dubu Yoshi, $25.
Todra, $25.
My mom used that on her lips.
Do you want me to use that on my Todra?
It works, Harry, trust me.
An excerpt from the upcoming Jenny Costa Pad book.
That would be my rival.
But Linkito 2002, $10.
Flippity Flu again, $250.
Oh, wow.
Dark Drone, $50.
Flippity Flu, legend.
It's right, Dark Drone, $9, $4, $50.
Acura, you need to eat $10.
Flippity flu again, $250.
So we should put him on the board here?
Three times, Flippity flu.
He's nearly on the big board.
Niauki, $25, you guys are doing amazing job so far.
Keep it up, Guy Gatrix.
Norse nurse, $10, Flippity flu again, $250.
He's on the board.
We'll put him on the board.
He's on the board.
This one has no name, no variation.
And Megan and Ben as well, they don't even have thousands.
All right, Highboss.
Oh, really?
Your man, Sam, Highboss, for the console wars,
are we using handheld devices?
It's a handheld console.
Well, it's consoles and there's handheld consoles.
Handled consoles.
We should include handheld.
Game Gear, Game Gear.
Because now it's like there's a Switch can.
You know what I mean?
Father of Gaby, $25.
Simple seat, $13.
Lots of love from Australia, $10.
I'm not bought, $100.
I'm not bought.
Thank you.
Legend.
A lot of us, $100.
Just go back to Japan.
Need to help more people.
Need to help more people being able to get a feature.
in the future. Thank you to all of us. Slot pays $25 and we're back in the game.
Are we actually doing it? Yeah. Well, I know.
You're actually kind of lucky. There's an amazing... Oh, shit.
We've got to put a lot of time on it. No!
How? We've got to start laughing at the whole board here.
I'll be able to... Warrior.
It's not like you're the place to be trying to self-pity.
well. In a row? Um, we, I've raised a ton of money. 777 will tell you exactly where
the ending will be, and if you want to and you're an orc hacker you can come, but we
won't tell you. Well, what does he know? Okay. Oh god, Pete. This kind of guy has a piece
So, I will tell you exactly where the cyclophone ending will be, so if you want to, please
donate.
Also, we have the Cyclophone Forever app, I forgot to tell you about it.
If you want to cycle along to the original Cyclopon, you can go and do so.
There's a little Android only where you can cycle along to the first Cyclopon and it tracks your fitness and stuff.
Very fun.
Don't forget to forgive me. I went out there to give him his food.
I heard you said about me.
Are you the Golden State Warriors basketball team?
No.
He is beside himself because it's like a really close game and they're winning and he was like punching the air happily.
Oh, shit.
He has a...
He's in a good mood.
He's in an exceptional mood. If they lose, I worry about the future of the band game.
But he was so excited. More than they gave him a burger. I never thought anything would
excite him.
But he'll eat it and change his mind.
He will change his mind.
I'm going to go outside and get the thing ready.
Yeah, we're going to meet somebody on the way outside, Paul.
So here you go, Mr. Ballack. It was a pleasure to sit down.
Actually, I'll keep this, but I'll turn this off for a minute.
Go clip as someone says.
Is that bad?
Oh, your phone, you don't forget it.
I'll put it here for you.
One walk.
Do you want a burger bowl?
He's a small man, he stays thin.
He's the only person to ever lose weight.
It was really good.
That's right.
Today, I'm looking forward to it.
But I can do it now.
I'm going to do it by myself.
I can do it easily now.
Thank you.
It was really good.
Thank you.
Check out Butcher's Cream.
They were asking if I'm full enough.
I just had a half a chicken and cow.
I think I'm full enough.
Did you help?
Yeah, I couldn't film.
Is it over?
Yeah, they were just saying,
are you cycling to Fugui?
Are you full enough now?
I was like, oh my god.
I'm full enough.
I had two burgers.
Because it was too good, I couldn't stop myself.
Yeah, we can just go all the way and
I would love it like a coffee shop a lot of good job. There's a really cool looking coffee shop
Experimental table Mike the table Mike
Was it there? No, it wasn't there.
No, it wasn't there.
Oh, it's okay.
See you later.
No, no, no.
Yeah, there's nothing on the tables.
Cream up time, boys.
What we doing in the next one?
Er, raising money.
Let's raise your money!
Nah, Pete, what are you doing?
I'm raising my money.
What's that?
We can raise money.
We can raise some money.
Okay.
You guys, listen, I'm not sad.
I'm just starting to...
No, we should raise money.
We should raise money.
We should raise some money.
Flippity flu.
I got you.
I'm going to put your name on the big board.
We have a huge check.
Now we're adding anybody who's doing it's at least $1,000 your name goes on a novelty check that we've got just over here
Right here
And then we're looking for more Vita factors
Don't look at this this way, do you got ah the sun sets
Maybe it's time to come in and go to sleep for a while
Oh yeah, that'll be enough for the day
I'm gonna snap this map
No, we've raised more money
Oh, it's off
For the stream
Luckily it's Pete so you can still hear.
The one person that you don't mind if the mic's off.
It's true, I'm very loud.
That's why we love you though.
That's not why.
That is why we love you.
Could be my buttocks, my strong back.
Boy, it's flatter than a cooking board.
My incredible physique.
Could be all those things that make me my dumpy maybe.
Jumping I learned all these new words
Shit man. All right chill Daniel damn Daniel, okay? That's old, but Daniel don't any like okay?
Yeah, Daniel brings it back, so I said
Daniel I was even I was saying it
We are we're on the cusp of raising more while they put on sunscreen you can put in credit card numbers
All right, use your little security code of I love you type it in it can be 25 bucks
It could be a thousand bucks shit if you're feeling generous ten thousand dollars
I don't care what it is if you've only got a buck you got a buck
Let's get this show on the road and start supporting our local here. There are local heroes in your area
Call them now donate. Oh, yeah, we're showing camera. We just got some incredible Borgers and
and we're going to go do you know what a good boy
but I got what a good but I got but it isn't that has bullet
but but and
here look at the guys getting ready to get a gift
Rachel gave us a gift Rachel gave us a gift yeah
yeah give us big bit these digestives
he's good these go very well with the coffee or a cup of tea
Are they for like pooping?
No, they're called the gestives.
That's what that is for.
No, they're not.
They're not for pooping.
It's for...
It's not a laxative?
No, it's just a biscuit.
It's a digestive.
Oh my goodness.
It's a digestive.
That makes no sense.
I love that the British language like, would you like something appetizing with your tea
as a type of shit?
Oh, brilliant.
Sounds like I'd rather vomit, but okay, so these are good though McVittles
Okay, fucking Jaffa cake isn't the pie and some biscuit nonsense. Oh, I got
Is it over?
Wow Ian's gonna be happy our basketball
Are they won?
They won?
We're happy, we're happy today.
Oh, it must have been a game-winning shot.
Just like this, I take my crumpled-up money, and I think I got one in my pocket.
I do watch. I always carry it.
Receipt that I need to pay later. That's an IOU for my watch.
I always carry an extra little tenor, just like you can have right now
out of your pocket and just like that you crumb pull it up a little basketball a
little a little hezy and then you go Kobe and then you throw that money into the
IADF foundation right here I got it the immune deficiency foundation I collect
it put it into my pocket and it goes to the people who need it most it's that
easy you shoot we collect slam dunk games over scoreboard you're the best
we win. But we would like to get to 777777777. Whatever the cents and dollars
are so we can announce where we will be ending our trip. That means you can join
us for redacted. And redacted. At redacted. You want that information? It ain't free.
Comes to the tune of $777,000. How does it work with the people joining at the end?
They're just sort of...tickets sort of.
Well, they don't know until...
Oh.
That really worked well when I shot the money and it came back to me so I could deposit it.
That was quite lucky.
Ha ha.
Must means that we have won the favor of the gods.
Now, can we earn your favor?
I have a favor to ask.
Can you just donate a couple more bucks in there?
Because right now we're at 758,
which I know you're thinking like,
holy shit, didn't you guys start at 713?
Yeah, we did.
What about it?
Let's go higher. I am satisfied. Are you satisfied?
When that screen goes black for a second, when we lose connection
and you see your reflection in the mirror of your monitor
and you're slumped over and you're wondering, I should have done more today.
And you go, okay, let me fix that. Let me look good.
Fix your hair, fix your t-shirt, make yourself look right,
play some music, start walking and like you own the place,
Grab the card and say swipe, swipe.
Ah, I just donated $100.
I feel great.
Put the wallet back in, go back, sit back down, and enjoy the cyclothon.
Come on, I laid it out for you.
It took me two seconds.
It'll take you three minutes.
I don't know your card number.
If I did, I'd already have put it in.
So come on, let's do it.
We got some donations.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
We got some donations.
I'm going to get the big check ready.
Pete, you are so persuasive.
Shibata, thank you for the $30, not almost $25.
Arvados, thank you for the 10, small pays,
and you're $25, not almost $100.
Can I see that?
Just go back from a Japan visit,
here's to help more people being able to go in the future.
That's very kind of you.
This is what awaits you.
A big novelty check.
Somebody outdated, you want your name on it?
I'm adding flippity-flu in a second.
Well, we're gonna do the console walls,
so maybe that will encourage people.
I'm not saying I'll be disappointed if the PlayStation 1 or the SNES doesn't win, but I'll go with the will of the people.
Anything but the N64, I will actually break.
Actually, I don't actually care. I love games. I want to see what you guys vote for.
Alright, I'm going to do flippity-flu. Where are you?
Flippity-flu?
Ah! Ow!
Don't worry about that. That was my finger.
Alright, flippity-flu.
And what's the number at just paul do you got the number 758 75?
Hasn't gone up in a minute even with my persuasive begging
Flippity flu that just means they're saving it for
flippity
Better than a spell flu
There you go. It's hot and then uh
Actually, this is interesting. We just got another one says your name here
Right there. Your name here. Oh wait, that hasn't happened yet.
I'm just thinking in the future. That's what I'm supposed to write when I know what to put.
This is a placeholder. This is a placeholder.
7777777 and I got more space for your names. What do you want me to do? I can't make it up.
That would be lying. My mama didn't raise no liar.
So get in there. Hurry up. Power them. I ain't got all day.
Wow, but I'm gonna hold it and almost that
Look at all this space we can erase this abomination
No, I like that guy. Okay. He stays. Yeah, he's cute. It's a koala
That was supposed well, I like to hear my movie should delete it. I will delete the koala or it could be you guys zooming
All right, so there we go seven five eight when I see you guys next. I hope it says seven six five
In fact, I'll put it now
It's gonna put it now just so I know
$700, $65,000, not bad 7K we can do that on a DonoWare of consoles.
I think we can get some good amounts on DonoWars, do you think it's right?
I heard a lot of bullshit that these guys are video gamers, prove it.
I want to see it, I believe it.
Is it on?
Why don't you turn it on like just now?
I'm not seeing it show off right now.
It's alright, it's alright.
Oh the wind!
Ooh!
Hmm?
Yup!
Whoa!
Oh it's my bag.
Oh it's Pete's bag.
Oh no.
Oh, oh!
Yeah, I'll just clip on there.
Yeah, is your signal on?
It's on.
Oh, okay, okay.
Sorry, sorry.
Yeah, I think it's on.
Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna go on now.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
xbox 360 and the new version of the bug they named them after that xbox series, bollocks, that's not the one i'm gonna try
um, then you've got, unless microsoft and bussay, you want to run some donuts, make it happen, you can just win your own bussay
then you've got the dreamcast, you've got bussay, gassater, and a great fighting game that should absolutely arcade perfect
Huh, that's not right?
No, it's not.
Nope.
See, definitely see it.
Yes.
Check it out as well.
Just give me a mix-up.
I know it's at your control.
but for the sake of brevity, it's like
the entirety of a PC's library
right, because Steam Deck is not going to cast
so, now Steam Deck, and I think
it's a great machine on it
Steam Machine, I'm concerned
and there's some other ones with the 3DL
with the 3Di and the
Jackwarr
and the Atari
Jackwarr gets first place
what are we doing here
but if it wits a lot of money
there's a lot of consoles
Are you going with like the best game ever?
They'll be like, I love Elden Ring, and you came out of PS4, therefore, PS4.
Or are we going with like, hey, Final Fantasy 7, 8, 9, Metal Gear Solid, you know, Crash Bandicoot.
These are like games that like, whoosh, doesn't push on the floor.
If you're like, I'm the game's 64th band, and you play as 12 games that are great, and you think it's Smash Brothers!
Alright, put your money out of it.
What did you go on?
If you're like, you never play a game to rumble, or hear the game, it's okay, on Dreamcast.
to see star online was legitimately awesome six seven revolution six
i'm going to restart yes
i need to see mass effect trilogy through to the end
prepare for your play or maybe you are like gillian kens don't remember what it was like to
play dragon warrior how about you decide what you can try and quest now got happening you
It's weird.
Hmm.
If he dies, he goes.
Really?
Um, so
It really is
He's busting it out
The fighting game fans, I know we're all proud of this
We can't help but win this one
But maybe you're like, second, six buttons
I love playing that
Marvel vs Capcom X-Men vs Street Fighter
With a little uh
A little chipkin put in
With a rumble pack for the N64 House
Great times, so many good games
So many ways to value
Like where you want to put
$25 to put that on the map, Super Mario World, Donkey Kong Country, The Vibes, but I can't
lead a horse to water.
I can't.
I can't make a train.
That's the way.
I can definitely, I probably can't lead anything anywhere.
You can lead anything.
You can get a console.
I can get a car.
Yeah.
I'm just saying that I think that there's $7,000 worth of debate to be had on these console
wars.
So let me know, showcase your knowledge, attach it to your favorite game on that console.
We just plug it in in the middle one where the chip comes off.
It is the only one that comes with it.
They might come on over time, I don't know, I'll just leave it, I'll see, sure.
I don't think you're going to act like a place where you divide yourself out of those
political class.
Alright.
Ready?
Yep.
You good?
Ready to go.
I've stalled long enough.
I think we're stalled.
People are ready to stow.
Up, up, up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's no people.
There's no people.
There's no people.
There's no people.
Yep.
Uh oh, I think mine might have been on the other side.
Your heels is off the whole time.
Oh, damn it.
Oh.
Okay, three yards.
Okay, three yards.
Okay, three yards.
Okay, three yards.
Okay, three yards.
Oh, oh, oh, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
No, no, it's all right. Super easy to pull me on. What's up? Oh, yeah.
It just goes on like this. Slide it on like that.
Yeah, yeah, that doesn't do anything with it.
Alright, let's go chat, let's go, sorry about that, alright boys how you doing, sorry about
that, I was trying to get everything set up, it was taking quite a while, well very full,
Yeah, the milkshake was a bold choice. Just pure calories.
It was under the shake section.
How you feeling?
Hey, good, man.
I'm putting my trunks together.
Are you certain now?
Alright, boys.
Alright, boys. Forget the console wall running?
At 205? You guys ready?
Pete's had you up.
I think it's the first console that has it's game.
Wow, you're letting nostalgia decide.
Holding that little game boy in my hands.
Even now, when I pick it up, I feel transported back to 1935.
I can never be that fucking narrow-headed again.
What the fuck?
Like you just dying there when we're back in the beginning.
Right.
Make sure that this is on.
Where's the chuckle cap?
Can't hear.
DTS is on.
OK.
DTS is on.
OK, can you hear me?
Oh my chain sounds really different. Oh wow. This new chain sounds different.
Oh okay, TTS is on now. Oh my god, listen to this new chain.
What the hell does that sound like?
All right.
Good different? Yeah, yeah, something like that.
Like the guy at the shop, I'd look at it, I'm sure it's good.
Definitely just sounds a little bit different than what I used to.
Yeah, it's kind of loud, isn't it?
I'll have to oil it up to the next spot. What's that?
The change sounds interesting, listen.
Alright.
Oh, a Chiquila Lion mouse right?
Have you a good stream mouse?
Is it safe to cycle on a full stomach?
I mean I had double the burger you had.
Yeah, you went to town.
Who said that?
Yeah, I mean it's fine if we didn't have a big dinner, but we always have a big dinner as well.
What? It was six courses!
There we go.
He's just not playing. Can I hear you?
Try again.
Sorry.
I can't do hills anymore.
more. He laughed at me. He laughed from Denmark. You guys are awesome. Thank you.
Trying again. Oh yeah. See? Oh wow, 759, very nice. I might as well start the Derno Wars.
The console Dona Wars begin. Enter your favorite console, PC does not count, Steam Vickers
does not count, because we're putting the whole, that's like the whole PC library, it's
a bit unfair. And those we probably wouldn't, to be honest.
So Dona Wars commence!
Onwards!
It's a very nice field.
Where did all the civilization go?
Switches my favorite breath of the wild tears of the kingdom eddies one
Legend's Arceus all my favorite games ever are on it
Mr. Grimaces haiku Connor and Chris say please give whatever you can he says money now
First time donating and felt appropriate as I have ITP though, it's not too bad
Hopefully I'm able to get my Japanese visa
Nintendo 64 is the best all I'll say is Super Mario 64
Ocarino of Time and Majority of Mars
Oh Pete's gonna be showing no idea
PlayStation 2
Crystation 2
Like 07 Night Fire and everything all nothing
Chat you heard Pete even if his mic wasn't on
you know what to do. While it's sound for the box, keep up the coming.
I don't know.
Ask him.
Xbox 360.
Fantastic choice. That would probably be mine, to be honest.
That game console was something special in time.
We'll never get that back.
That's not a game console.
That was a special one.
Pure nostalgia, the Sega Mega Drive.
Playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and Elite Serial 95 was peak childhood.
Well that would pretty show...
I would pretty still show the donor amount, I would pretty just...
Nintendo Wii, too much of my childhood was on it to pick anything else.
Shout out Wii Ski with that dumb balance board.
Shout out Nintendo Wii Wii's gear.
Nintendo 3Ds has an insane modding scene. Sure. You can play 90% of these consoles on it.
Man. Sorry to Pete, but voting for the Nintendo 64 best before PC Master Race took over.
It brought us the OG Super Smash Brothers along with other classics.
Xbox 360. Ooh. Playstation 2. Ooh. All great choices so far, boys.
Where are the GameCube Oilers?
Where are they?
Are we turning?
Well, how often did you actually do that?
I think one right now, quite often.
Far enough.
Double blast, bit of time split.
There's a little ball and it's all done.
PlayStation 2.
Range and amount of games plus unbeatable start-ups are an equals note.
One.
GameCube was peaked.
GameCube was peaked.
It's 10 ODS light.
I'm into the air, so many iterations of it.
Xbox 360 was pretty much all of my teenage years.
It's a serious thing.
Halo 3, 30ST, Reach, Oblivion, Assassin's Creed.
Dude, such a good time in gaming.
Nintendo's 60 former jurors masked my goat.
Thanks to the Beach Second Monitor content, Connor, Chris, and Van Gang.
We got you.
PlayStation 2 too many good games to count.
Jack and Dexter might be on time to fix it.
Ah, PlayStation 2's got some to go to the runs.
No way, Leon.
Way.
I knew you'd be OK as long as you landed on your Nintendo
GameCube.
PlayStation 2.
Ooh, 760, boys.
Nintendo DS.
Keep it going.
PS to my childhood BTW net Dono water be best TTS message
L underscore new URR or a fuck station to best and largest library and
backwards compatible with the second best console down with mint and doors
Snare's all the way, Donkey Kong Country 2 and Yoshi's are so cute.
Snare's peak.
Super Nintendo.
Sega Dreamcast.
PlayStation 2. We love Patamari, the greatest game of all time.
I have to root for the Gameboy Advance SP. It was the first console I owned as a kid.
Nintendo 3D's nuts.
Oh, okay.
Nintendo 3D's nuts. Seriously though is my fap. Still played now that I've set up
Frost and Firmware on it.
Thirm Xbox did my best.
Why's that bike sound like this?
Super, Mousey 64.
The only console supporting the advanced technology is capable of killing immunodeficiency.
Haha, Super Mouse 64, true.
Nintendo 64, screw you Pete.
Oh my god, Pete's mad, you guys are mad.
I can't believe you have to sit here on a bike when the new TFD set just came out yesterday.
Oh shit, there he is.
Did I already vote for a different Nintendo console?
Yes.
Do I still have to wreck the Wii?
Absolutely.
I still play Mario Kart on my Nintendo console.
Hey, you're allowed to double dip.
It's like everyone is forgetting the Nintendo Game Duke from L.A. on it.
PlayStation 2.
Purely for the Shrek game.
Oh my, the Shrek game.
Jesus.
I grew up on the PS2.
Yes, too. Today is my 25th birthday and my first ever cycle upon the nation.
Thank you, Connor, for everything you've done for the idea.
My pleasure, man.
My ass too.
I don't deserve to be on release with events three vice city.
San Andreas came out here on the back to back.
True.
It's supposed to be very close. Everyone's voting for so many consoles.
I don't know who's voting at the moment. Who's voting at the moment, Jack?
Might be. I think it's Nintendo.
Is it straight?
Fuck sake. N64 is winning right now.
now PlayStation 2 also gave us need for speed hop pursuit to my first arcade
racing game on console I think I was sick I was a great place station 2
it's gonna crash out bro PlayStation 2 PS1 made me discover metal gear solid
Oh
So go to
Do I forgot yeah, they've got metal gear on the place station
To the PlayStation of everything for the PlayStation to the goat keep up the good work boys
Will the Nintendo fans get it back?
Ant's Rise Up!
Dreamcast was ahead of its time and had some bangers like Marvel vs Capcom 2,
Sonic Adventure 2, Soul Calibur, and Ready to Bombay.
There ya are.
What do you think that's to say?
PlayStation 1.
Votok sound way more legendary than any other.
It's got trick to play import games.
Symphony of the Night.
night oh most superior of all night bro Nintendo 3d's you could take 3d photos
I took one of my dad before he passed away and I cherish it deeply oh
we had we sports and if you tell me you didn't grow up on at least one we game
at your cousin's house you are just capping Mario cut 64 and banjo Kazooie
were my first video games ever. I still have my Nintendo 64.
Dude.
Gamecube.
Such a game.
You had Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and the Metroid Prime games.
Notice how no one is saying PS5. She's got no games.
PlayStation 2 PS2 has sold over 160 million units, the most sales of all time, despite
Manufacturing having stopped in 2013.
Enough said.
Well, speak with your donations.
Nintendo 3Ds, of course.
Also helping birthday color.
Thank you for my birthday.
It's all my birthday, but thank you.
Nintendo 64 is still the goat.
True.
Game boy color.
Help me, Wim.
The wind is pushing us off.
There's a charm for the wind.
Yeah, does it come when you shan't?
Big fan of the Nintendo GameCube
released 26 years ago
come September 14th this year.
Oh, wow.
Bulge.
PlayStation 2 is home to one of my favourite games of all time,
Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix.
Any Kingdom Hearts fans...
Well, there's always Kingdom Hearts fans.
Nintendo said it's too good that these models are selling at higher prices than the original
Switch.
Wow.
Say, Gagenesis, the Infinite Lives cheat-in-the-toy story game let me finally beat a game for
the first time.
Dude, that's awesome.
I'm in my 40s so Super Nintendo simply for Final Fantasy VI and Zelda 8 to the past.
Oh, and there's two of our, like,
I mean, Titans in the gaming world.
Probably the only donation for the Nintendo 2 games,
but I have to sense I brought the thing everywhere in my childhood.
My bike is still being a little weird, I'm not gonna lie, cat.
Mine's going to, like, proper maintenance or something.
It's still trying to come off the chain
This should be fine to the section, but I might have to swap to the other bike
After
Man, I think it's something quite wrong with the gears
The nation of my second current rankings
PlayStation 2, Nintendo 64, Gameboy Advance Test Team, Xbox 360, Nintendo 3Ds.
Okay, there you go, there's the card rankings.
Nintendo 3Ds, Gal. 3Ds.
Nintendo 3Ds.
Nintendo DS, like the best handheld ever made.
That was a fucking banger of a console. Holy shit, that was so good.
And when you're a kid you can still fit it in your pocket.
oh boy they fucking hit it out of the park so many good games too
ah
PlayStation 2 always went with my friends to the PS cafe to play WWE dude deep cut
I have been in the 64 game the other year, so yeah.
SEX!
Noo...
There's a red light Chris.
Put the lights back on.
I can't see the light.
Oh, I see the light.
You guys are going to see that, Chris.
I can't see the light.
Yeah.
I guess we got to go back to the camp.
I'm going to go see that.
And then I'm going to start to show you guys
how I'm doing this.
I'm going to go back to the camp.
I'm going to go back to the camp.
That was a red light there.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
Wait, it's okay to wait here.
Okay.
Gamecube. It had Wind Waker, Double Dash, and Harvest Moona, wonderful light.
And then we got Pat A. Chris.
Well, if a car came, you'd be fucked.
So many good choices, boys.
Are you turning?
Either here or just doesn't it's too late.
I don't like, he signals like, really late.
I'm like, I don't, well, I don't really want to get...
Don't show, so I need to keep donating for the Nintendo 3Ds until I see it move up.
Yes, true. Good. You know the places but not the amounts needed.
You must donate. Get your favourite higher up.
Nintendo 3D's, it has upgraded versions of great N64 games plus link between Worlds
and the best Fire Emblem, plus Senra Kagura if in 3D.
PlayStation 2 also have the only Matrix games enter the Matrix and Path of Neo.
I know they're kind of bad, but I love those games.
All right, if you like the game...
Would you play Bunker and Kazooie with us like you did Mario 64?
I didn't have a car panel, did I?
Great game.
Nintendo DS Lite.
Xbox 360, because you could talk the original games to it.
The air series Years of War, D&D Heroes.
Couch co-op of my brother and nephews.
Good times.
What the hell is that up ahead?
Gameboy Advance SP.
I love that square so much.
So many memories.
Trying a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, the go-to game drill dozer, and so much more.
Dude, Pokemon Mystery Dungeons. Such a fucking good game, dude.
Keep those terms coming boys.
Gameboy Advance SP, because I spent my summer school holidays laying in grass outside together with my best friend playing Pokemon games.
Oh, the SP was so good. That shit was like peak, dude.
Pokemon Rider.
Still making my way through the Vod, currently on day four, but wanted to drop by and add
my Humbay share to the total before the finish line.
Okay.
Thank you.
No.
Where's the bridge?
Super Nintendo, a real Lord's Day moment in console gaming, it's querily came into its
own, so many classic RPGs.
Oh, there's a bridge.
Uh, yeah, this is quite fun.
Let's go on it.
Look at this channel Nintendo 3DS has too many Pokemon games to not be the best.
Look at that.
That's fun.
Where is everyone? Where can we go?
Okay.
Xbox 360. I can hear the silence after me and the boys cleared Halo 3 on legendary for the first time.
Nothing like it before, nothing since.
That game was so fucking... You know, it was with your friend, you're like, fucking...
Timothy, stay in the corner and don't die, we need to respawn.
We're gonna fucking respawn, man. Don't fucking go out.
Well, fucking go on, man. I fucking ran in with the graph on the 15th time, but I died, bro.
I vote for Nintendo 64 and as introduced me to gaming, the Nintendo 64 made me fall in love with them forever.
Nintendo 3DS, Tomoguchi Connection Corner Shop games hit so hard, those are the games.
Sad I sold my copies back then, time to search eBay.
Nintendo DS-Rite I broke the hinge.
What?
Oh, yeah, I mean, that's a great game.
I think the Nintendo DS must be climbing the ranks, Chad.
I'm verting the Nintendo 64 just to piss off Pete.
but I have my go Tom and Jerry
Tom and Jerry
I've never, I've ever heard of this one, Joe.
Whoa!
Super Nintendo Entertainment System SNES Super Famicom for the original gangsters.
Yeah, such a good console and also such a sick controller.
That's what it was trying.
Yeah. Very cool shrine.
Bashouji station.
I've got a shorty die.
Playstation 2.
We never had money for any tech when I was a kid, but when I got my own money I started
with Playstation.
Oh.
What the fuck Brian?
Nice little quaint town.
Mountains, yeah there was just one big hill today.
Yeah?
This?
Okay.
Probably tells me, like, super late.
Okay.
These are some janky directions I'm getting.
I'm fucking...
Oh, here's the right. We're on the road.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my goodness gracious.
There's the nations in dirt, slow down boys.
We need to make sure N64 winds to piss off Pete.
I'm going to be a weirdo and say game cue.
no way they'll have the weirdest games like flushed away but it was nice I love
the fucking chibi robo as well the start of my guitar hero addiction
neogeo pocket color just because of the clicky arcade style joystick that makes
fighting games so much better neogeo for the win
I'm also fighting with my jam.
There it is.
Near you, safe.
I wish I could get one, but that's so hard to find.
Alright, I'm locked in.
My pedals are in.
You just start like a milkshake.
You ravaged your body, man.
You got to vote for it again, for the original Mario Kart, for the original Star Fox, which
was so hard, for Donkey Kong Country.
Oh, dude, Pete.
So, Pete.
Good job.
That's so sweet.
All the school kids sound low back.
That's always so sweet.
Dude, what a day.
or walking. It's a hot day to be walking. Well at least we got to get some air.
The TI-84 Silver Edition was the best handheld console.
TI-84. Mario on the tip different.
TI-84. Xbox 360. Shout out to Kinect. Last time I did any cardio.
The connect. I don't know a single soul that liked the connect.
That shit was awful. Nobody liked it.
I had a charm to it, it's dog shit dude, remember the Xbox One they were like, it's awesome,
you have to always have internet and you connect plugged in.
And then it was mandatory for the Xbox One for the initial console release.
So I had one and then you could always like get your friends console to turn off by saying
Xbox turn off.
Yeah.
Awful.
No games were out for it for like a year.
Oh my god, it was the greatest.
Really? I never got one, luckily.
I avoided that.
Oh my god, those people was bloated, my friends.
Come on, it was a good game, but it was bloated.
But GoldenEye is my most precious favorite game ever and I got my first girl on girl, Kisdure.
So I picked the Nintendo 64.
Ay-yo!
Panasonic Robot.
Maybe it's a robot plant?
Choker cat's keeping me company next to the speaker.
Oh wow.
Oh wow, that's so true.
I want to keep you story.
Oh wow. Oh wow, that's so true. What a cute story.
My little brother once asked me to make my runescape again when he fucking lost everything on it.
Ah, I never bought anything for again.
I remember awakening my favorite in the series with a lot of people favorites, right?
PlayStation 2 gave us the sly Cooper games
Do you have my favorite platformers? Yeah, I'm a leader Fox with my first crush
It's a Ferrari purchaser and fixer upper
Do I love those games? I still want to stream the trilogy
So bad
One minute remaining on Dono Wars.
Oh shit, one minute remaining boys.
Get him in, get him in.
Super Nintendo Entertainment System SNES Super Famicom because Secret of Mana and the Calluses are gone.
Oh my god, there is no matter how.
That game is evil.
They're really one of the most evil games of all time.
Xbox, the original, was great with games like Halo, Fable and Forza.
Also, no matter what you had installed, it still had 50,000 down to 50,000 blocks.
Sure.
Dk64 as bloated, made small bloated lessons between the game and 64.
I am bloated. I am bloated.
Dude, I can't forget that.
Oh, true.
All right, let's see the final results Xbox 360. I personally think that it had the best controller
Yeah, dude the controller is like the standard now
They the Xbox one controller is like perfection
They perfected it
It's the right size for an adult
My only game in consoles has been PC's.
Started with a 4MHz, their data can currently have a 12 queries in 9.
Oh wow.
Wow man, PC's your first console.
Damn.
Oh, it's so nice when the truck is passing.
Look at the shade for a brief moment.
Hello, it's me the dirty sniper from yesterday. I did promise Peter the mr. Raffer ball of the nation
So here's the KW Nintendo game to team a bit like that. I appreciate
results number five Nintendo game cube
$350
Entertainment system SNES
$461 and 20 cents number three Nintendo 64
$474. Okay. Number two, Nintendo 3D's $475. Number one, PlayStation 2, $675.
Damn. Damn. PlayStation 2.1. He'll be happy. He won't crash out today. I just want to let
This is going to crash out a little bit.
Is it a crime going to piss off your friends?
They'd be like, yes, because you're a dumb bitch, Conor.
They'd go, alright.
Let's go get Duvall to get a mess tomorrow.
The truck is on the road. Holy shit.
Look, I can't stop staring at the car.
You can't stop staring at me.
Oh, it's hot now.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, dang.
It's hot, and this road is busy.
I'm finally playing through Hades 2, who is your favourite sexy god.
Let's go, boys.
Do that for daddy.
Not for daddy, though.
She's the girl.
Hell's one.
My bike is starting to piss me off.
Hey Connor, it's me, the Cyclothon 5 scriptwriter.
Could you please hurry up?
I'm thinking the half ahead of you on the script already. Thanks.
Yeah?
Oh, fuck hells.
Fuck.
When do I get the behind POD?
We don't have that.
We don't have the...
Oh my god, stop, I fell.
I'm shooting.
Fuck.
That's such a good view right?
Fuck's sake.
I
8 degrees up here, you're kidding me.
What the fuck?
This donno is for the months.
We need to be kind and remember why we're all here.
Also, I've maxed out my company match with this donno.
Dude, holy shit.
Thank you for shooting right like this.
Don't I shouldn't fight that matter?
Thank you. Thank you for the good night.
Fuckin' hell.
8% gradient.
Fuckin' hell.
Slowpoke poster has been a very naughty boy posting about the bullet train.
Spent away his double dollars early so won't be snagging today's poke for three more.
Ah, thank you.
What does that have to do with me?
Top of the hill.
Fuck.
That was a washout, fuck me.
It cooled to waste your points, chatter, put some real money to a great cause.
Keep it up, my giga-chats.
That's nice. Oh, it's so nice after cycling that man.
Oh yeah.
Oh, oh, it's so nice.
I'm guessing we're turning as Chris keeps looking.
I don't know you to fly.
OK.
How do you make it?
Straight.
Oh fuck.
Oh, sure.
That's awesome.
That's very kind.
That's very kind of you. Thank you.
Oh my god my bike is so annoying. I think it's still broken.
We're gonna have to chop the other one. I don't know anyway.
Can we get to the next checkpoint?
I can't go on my lower chain.
I need to know it doesn't.
My bike's still fucked.
Yeah I'm gonna have to swap and we'll get back.
I can make it to the next checkpoint I think.
Nine.
How far have we done?
Oh, okay, that's fine.
Me and the boys at work watch the sightlet from Death and Clear.
And it's always...
I turn to that truck driver, I was like, what are you going to do, man?
I know you're letting us know, but, bro, we can hear you.
I looked at him and I gave him the fucking what do you want me to do sign?
on your road, bro.
That was another cyclist.
I love those interactions.
Chat, chat, you must donate. Please listen to me. Listen, don't ignore this. You can't
ignore this. You must donate.
True. True and real.
You heard him, chap.
you must don't it I was pretty sure thought I don't know what I was talking about
wow what
so here's the donner
hold up
wait I just hit the jackpot
go go go go
thank you
Oh my gouch is so gone, brav.
We're future kids.
Gone, smoked and old.
Oh, so many trucks there.
I just don't really enjoy it.
I don't really like cycling here in my career,
but my life is in balance.
But the donations make it all worth it.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you, seriously.
It helped a lot more than you realize.
For my mental and the like.
I'm not thinking about my legs, swapping from cycling, you know?
So, I really do appreciate it.
Keep those donuts coming in.
Ow.
Alright, keep that one, keep that one.
What the fuck is my gears doing?
They're going up and down, what's that, how does he even do that?
Oh bamboo.
This is for the greetings from Estonia.
Yeah, greetings, Estonia. Good morning.
Morning, Estonians.
Come on.
Little change.
Thank you, Cymru and Chris. I was on my bellet and bike earlier
and cannot help but admire both of your dedication to...
Thank you.
Just fit your needs wherever it says.
Oh, God.
Oh, foggies.
I hear foggies.
Damn, this dude's walking.
Oh my god, this is gonna be a long walk.
Oh, he's looking at electrical lines.
Wow, we got a bit of a headwind.
oh my god the wind is blowing into me holy shit
What the hell?
It's a big-ass truck.
That's a big-ass truck.
Oh my God, truck central today.
In the capital trucks.
I kind of have to not breathe for a moment.
Just focus on my surroundings rather than nearby.
during my lunch break. Let's propose you're doing an amazing job less than three months.
I appreciate that man. I'll get a lunch. Appreciate you.
Quick while the mouse is away, shout out to my number one non-binary monokudetama.
Kudetama.
Get out of this road. Absolute shock.
I'm blind. I thought your heart rate was 3,775 for a good second. Anyway, it's lovely both.
That would be my calories burned. That would be my calories burned. Oh, I think I'm like,
like, uh, ow, oh, hold on, I hear a big truck behind me, no thoughts I'll empty it, I think
I'll be able to chat more freely when I get to section where I'm not, constantly being
I haven't overtaken my trucks.
It's so ridiculous to try...
I mean...
Sometimes I don't take a right...
Oh, what's that?
Oh, there it is.
The goats.
So many goats on this trail.
last year, now apprenticing at a stained glass shop this year.
Oh yeah, that's awesome.
All my money from a panel I sold today.
Yo, that is insane.
Congrats, man.
We're a 765.
12K away from Pete's goal for the day.
You can make Pete a very, very happy man today, boys.
I think it's flat though, it just makes it so easy to like get all the speed going.
Look at how fast we go.
So many hundreds of meters being gone.
What?
What? Yeah.
Headwinds.
The milkshake? Like 600. I'm serious. No, it's like 600 calories in the milkshake.
Because it's just fat. It's just milk and like sugar. 600 is small, apparently. That's a media
I'm so 800, they're saying.
That's more than an hour.
Okay.
My boyfriend, CW8.
It is bad news, isn't it?
That's why I never go for them.
You just saw the wood banana milk and didn't look at the category.
Well making good pace, I think.
How much have we got left to go?
Four?
Oh, wonderful.
Three.
I feel like I can get a coffee.
I'm like a 1915s American man, I'm like, oh, I can go to the lines, just need a bit of
coffee, you see?
No, you don't need a mortar, I just need cigarettes and coffee.
That's all the man needs to get to find days of work, yeah.
All I need is um, all I need is leaded oil and coffee and that's all I need, babe.
Vanging.
Three of the mass pads now as well.
Very cold now, so.
We'll have a coffee break.
Beautiful day.
What a lovely intake.
Beautiful there.
Bloody lovely, ain't it?
Uh, yeah, I think so.
Yeah, no. No, that was the day before.
What were you yesterday?
Yesterday.
Uh, board games.
Yesterday the rain went crazy after we stopped sight lane, so I was very lucky.
My legs were on top of the other side.
Yeah?
My legs were open.
Weirdly my abs really hurt.
Yeah I don't know how.
They're all right.
I think my lower abs.
hey Connor been watching the side from since the first one I'm not much of a
needle's person so best I can do is money here's to I am a house for the
house man
Yeah.
The right field is completely incredible.
Easy blue mountain.
Lots of things here.
But the truck is hot.
The truck is hot, he says.
He's driving your car.
Drive from your car, he says.
From the air conditioning.
From the air conditioning of your car.
From the air conditioning.
Cycling?
where are the fields RTX on
I mean look I we're not gonna pedal don't pedal for a while see how far you can go
If I make myself bigger, I think I'll get pushed more too.
Yeah, I'm getting pushed more. I'm catching up to you. Oh, God.
No, no, no, it's gonna change.
The winds are in our favor, right?
It's changing, it's changing, it's changing.
Three, two, one. I still haven't paddled.
Dude, having the wind with you is a cheat code.
It's going left a bit.
Okay.
What?
Down here?
Yep.
Alright.
Down here?
Yeah.
Alright.
Ah, it's going to be fun.
Cock-a-mouth to wet-wang cyclethon wind.
Ah, the internet might be a little rougher on this part.
Wow.
Wow.
That's so cool.
Oh, not Tokyo.
I can come here and get it.
Well now.
Again, my boy.
Isn't that nice?
Look at all those solar panels in the distance.
God's energy!
Thank you for ending in Osaka this year.
I have a friend over there to help me be there in spirit.
Good luck, boys.
Well, at 777 we'll tell you how you can come to the ending if you wish to.
You'll be there, I think.
unless I run you off the road.
Yeah, I don't know if I run you off the road.
Hey Connor, please tell Chris I appreciate all the work he
does with his videos.
And can he do another book plug, please?
No, he can't do another book plug.
Yeah, what?
Book plug.
All right, bye, Jenny, close the path.
There you go.
The next area in the book.
The kid.
I think we can have a few of those.
Available for free on the boys.
To be the first British person to buy it.
It's basically bought by Americans today.
Well, those guys are pretty good.
Yeah, this bike's not doing well.
What's wrong?
When I'm on the smaller chain, it constantly goes down to the bottom on its own.
It might be the derailleur then.
Yeah, I think it needs like a full service or something to do tonight or tomorrow.
Yeah, that's the other one. Is there a thing here?
Oh, that one? Oh, cool. Okay.
Okay, I'll switch it up.
What?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, this didn't come on, so I need to try and figure out that.
You should be on a tablet, it's working.
Okay, you will be able to maybe fiddle with it, and then if it's like 20 watts, that means it's working.
Yeah, go this way, you need to double check.
What?
We are on Mr. Cole?
They came from this way!
He's always on the walking route.
I went down there to give you guys a hero's welcome and to welcome...
Yeah, I saw the green teal lightning.
Fucking...
Hey look, I was just going to celebrate Sony PlayStation.
Dominance. And I, instead, I saw a teal lightning go behind me.
Isn't the N64 with him?
The Terminator.
Who won?
The N64.
No!
Bang! Suck it! Bond villain.
I'd like the PS2 to some extent.
Oh yeah, you're going to get the N64 with the Terminator.
Well sure, if we're counting the four games that were awesome.
Look, here comes an N64 propaganda machine.
Vote for Tanaka.
I think if you listen closely, I'll translate...
Anaka Tetsuji.
Give it a little wave, mate.
It's the band of foreigners, political party.
Get rid of Americans. Get rid of American people.
Thank you very much!
They are not impressed.
Oh, what are they making?
They have the...
What's he saying? Fukiri?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Classic N64 propaganda.
They go around these neighborhoods saying,
N64, we have Yolverine,
Manjaro,
Pazooie,
Super Mario 64 speedrunning.
What was that?
You fired fire.
Wow, you cut that very fast.
yeah, luckily. Fuck me. Oh Jesus.
That's not film. Bikes falling out of it.
Oh my gosh.
It caused just the neck of fire.
Chris is like blocking my way like no far.
Yeah, just be careful of the costumers, yeah?
Yeah, of course.
So how was the scenic route?
Oh, it was beautiful.
We missed a killer overpass
He's ready for coffee. Yeah
That was close. I was very close. Did the wind just blow it? Yeah, well, I guess I gave it to the nabby and put it over there
And I guess you have another thing out of this there
Fucking hell, I had to like fucking throw the needle to get there.
I went, oh Chris, I was like, what, I'm going to just watch you and your bike just fall over and not react to it.
Fucking shit, I could have asked you that.
It's kind of cool, it's like in a warehouse-y sort of thing.
Oh yeah, outside, nice.
We can give the parasol up and...
Who's the outside?
Uh, yeah, seeing outside would be nice.
That's beautiful.
Then maybe they have a better outside section than that side of something.
Should we have a look?
Good job.
Oh, wow.
That's so cute.
Good job.
That's so cute.
Who's the outside?
Who's the outside?
Who's the outside?
Whoa.
What's the outside?
Whoa!
She's very cool, right?
Actually, man, is there a pink space where we go?
Come in big way, man.
It's up here, isn't it?
It's outside.
It's probably over there.
Let's say it's outside.
We're okay?
I'll ask him.
I don't sort the bear.
It's what they eat, it's kind of.
Yeah, that's okay, you can set up.
Yeah, let's set up.
We can get around this table.
We've got to get those chairs right, and we've got to just grab chairs and stuff.
Okay.
Yeah, so I was going to say, because that's not a really good angle.
What's your name?
Hello.
Hello.
Hi, Emma.
What should we say?
Because this is going to be the way.
You want to print this one? Oh, you want to go? Oh, I see you now. Ah, yeah, yeah, that's
true. You're right. You're right. Yeah, you're right. This one.
This one.
Well, good money.
This one?
Ah, Christian.
Ah!
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Ah!
Ah, it's broken.
It's broken.
It's broken.
Oh.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Do you know the code, boy, because I don't know.
The secret password.
How do you get the... wishing you will?
Oh, there we go.
Alright, this one.
Damn it!
Oh, well.
Just gonna move this down here a second.
Or she brings all this stuff.
I'll need it back, mate.
So, check.
I'll use...
If you could get a closer look.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Okay, there we go.
I'll just get it sorted and wipe it down.
Yeah, we can get your bag and my bag and we can...
Cross.
Hello, everyone. How are you all doing?
Dinner for one today. All my friends have gone.
Sad life of a broadened Japan sitting alone.
What are you talking about?
Oh, you're my family.
I like the Wes Anderson.
Chris told Colin somebody gifted 200 subs.
Wow, that's insane. That's extremely good.
Hi, I am...
A cup of coffee tells a story.
Oh, my bag.
Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Hi, there.
Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Not a film that's...
It doesn't do Japanese people, does it?
I said what the hell?
Do you see the film, Reps, to for this?
Yeah.
Mr. Ussinvin, Kuniochi or something?
Oh, that's not a good one.
Oh.
Yeah.
I like your works, Kaker.
Mickey Rooney.
Mickey Rooney.
Mr. Enne also.
Mr. Kunio, Mr. Ussinvin?
Mr. Ussinvin?
Kunio.
Wow, they've got everything.
They've got, like, espresso or alcohol.
Excuse me?
I'm not driving.
I can't feel frail.
well that's right i can't repeat
they can't repeat
you're not even
you're not even ever on
it's a bit later in this one
it's like off
yeah it's like it's like off
did you call me a
a death crit?
death crit dumb
or death crit
i like death critter
is it what's that?
it's all that silly and dirty man
i'm ready to be insulted in any which way
it's just only with death critter
I thought you put some curse on it from 22.
I should, I guess we're good already, huh?
Are you going to get the tier missing cafe?
That looks delightful, but I've had enough calories.
I'm going to have to get here.
What's a espresso con plano?
Do you know what this is?
I don't know.
A chaleno.
Yeah, what's an espresso companna?
Companna, companna.
Looks like a creamy fradi.
You know what, I'll be fine,
I'll just get an iced coffee.
Thank you guys.
Ice americano.
Here you go.
Espresso with cream.
Espresso with cream, thank you.
That sounds nice.
That sounds nice.
That sounds very nice.
Okay, cool it looks.
What does it sound nice, isn't it?
I might get that.
Espresso companna.
dessert. Oh, cream, tapuri dessert. Like rich cream? Nah, huh. Nama cream. Nama cream,
tapuri dessert. A lot of like. A lot of cream. A lot of cream. That still sounds amazing.
I want to get the original blend of this coffee. Would you like anything more? Where did you
see that? I don't know. I don't know. I haven't had it in America. Oh, they do have
American. Really? Oh, you've got like the children's picture book right here. Espresso
Americano
Espresso Tommy that pays the menu. That's that's like a food menu
double extracts draw black
That's a beer
That's right. Very many Joe. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yes
I will step down
I would like an iced americano please.
Original blend iced coffee?
And you want two iced americano?
Two iced americano.
Two American iced coffee.
And one cappuccino.
I'd like to have an original blend of iced coffee.
I'd like to have an iced coffee.
I'd like to have an iced American coffee.
You should too.
I'd like to have an iced American coffee and a blend of iced coffee.
Thank you very much.
What a charming vibe to just look at with the boys.
You see the mountains in the distance.
Yeah, beautiful.
We're calling Mouse?
Yeah.
Nice.
What better thing to go with scenery than...
Healing mode.
Angry grandma.
Healing mode?
What?
Is somebody's voice on healing?
What?
Maybe a piece.
Can you guys hear me okay?
On any device?
This is where I'm at, me.
Hello.
David's explaining things.
They sound like very rushed.
Oh, it sounds like we're in a sniper.
When they saw a mouse was here that cares their mind.
What's that? How you doing?
Did I scare somebody?
You scared me. You always scared us all.
What's this model?
What do you mean? You've seen it before.
What is this one? I don't know. I don't know what this one is from.
Oh, Pete.
Yes, you have!
No, it's a plus milkshake.
No.
It's like a washing machine.
This is complaining.
Help me, Miles.
Oh, what?
Help me.
Let me get the audio.
I mean, when people are around you, who wouldn't complain?
Wow.
We're starting off angry.
What the hell did I do?
Oh.
I'm just kidding.
There's no calories in milkshake, right, I'm Miles?
Uh-oh.
Oh.
There's no calories in a milkshake, is there?
Uh...
Actually, there's a lot of calories in a milkshake.
I still want to hear this.
Google it and tell us.
I...
You want to know how many calories in a milkshake?
I don't know how many calories in a milkshake.
Banana milkshake.
I'm gonna guess 440.
So I ordered...
I ordered what I thought was banana milk.
It shows that it was banana milkshake with whipped cream on top.
No, you knew it.
Oh, I didn't know it.
You knew you were getting something.
I mean, sit down.
Oh, I remember it.
Wait, wait.
To be fair, you did tell him.
You went, put it on the milk.
Yeah, what?
Put it on the milk.
No, you whispered it.
It does.
It does, yeah.
Of course it does.
Okay, well, it's going to be around 500 to 900.
Oh, fuck.
500 to 900.
Oh, yeah.
And then double smash.
Well, my milkshake brings all the boys to the arms.
Brought four boys in this yard.
Fucking sleighball.
And then he had, oh look, we have a guest.
And he has a little-
Oh, whoa, he looks like me.
He's-
Hello there.
We've upgraded.
You're like-
You're just a CTA fan club member.
Yeah, we're in the same shirt.
All right, well, thank you.
Two conners.
Dude, I love the little monkey, too.
Well, you GTS me, right?
Yeah, I do, too.
Yeah, dude.
Chad, look, look, we're in the same fit.
Have you got the monkey on the bike, too?
Oh, yeah.
Dude, your bike is nice.
Thanks, man.
You got like Lego boys for like your pedals, but like Legos.
Oh yeah, kind of.
That's so sad.
It's not your stunt double.
What's your name man?
This is Greg.
Valentin.
Valentin.
So you call this stunt double.
When I get tired, can you take over?
Yeah, I can do that.
I think we can do it.
I've been like trying to chase you guys down like Joe Walters from Kobe.
What?
Oh wow.
I went to the, whatever it's called, the Butcher's Cream.
Oh yeah.
I was like, no, I didn't even stop by, I was just trying to figure out which way you guys are going.
You found us.
I did, yeah.
Dude, that's so cool.
I brought a gift from Seattle.
You did?
Yeah.
I could hold your bike.
You biked from Seattle?
Yeah.
That's incredible.
Wait, that's so cool.
All the way from Seattle.
Hey, Mousy.
He said hi.
He's here.
Hi!
Dude, what is this?
So, I heard you like coffee.
Oh, no you didn't.
Oh, yes, dude.
Oh my god.
Wait, let me smell.
Let me smell.
I got to smell.
Let me do it.
Oh, dude.
Oh, they smell good.
They smell good.
Dude.
You want to keep it in the bag, or?
Oh, yeah, yeah, that'd be good, actually.
Keep it a bit fresher.
Dude, this is the greatest gift of all time.
I want to give you a hug, man.
Come on, bro, you give me beans.
You give me beans.
I think it makes him happier.
Thank you.
Dude, oh god, your bike.
Dude, that's so sick.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I don't like Chris. I don't like, you know, to clip in.
What's wrong?
I mean, I just kind of ride for fun, you know.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
You got him on via like choking.
He's like being choked on.
God is monkey holding a ten gear
No it's a lot of water
It's just the way he's holding it
It's different
Well because he says he's got small hands
Yeah
That's so cool
No no no I just drove here from there
Oh are you visiting Japan?
Yeah
Oh my God
How did you get this bike?
My friend built the out of like scrap parts
What is he like Tony Stark's rival?
He built this out of
This is a cool bike.
Tony Stark, a builder, is a cave.
Yeah, he was a bike self-sale.
OK, that's a very nice bike.
I was going to say, this wheel is crazy.
Yeah, I don't have matching stuff.
Oh, yeah, it's realized.
Your front wheel is crazy.
Thanks, man.
Oh, oh, sorry, but we're in the way a little bit.
Thanks.
See you.
I'm going to buy something to car roll.
Oh, that's cool.
Hi.
Ow.
Ah.
Ouch.
That's so cool.
That's awesome, man.
What a cool bike.
Here's Seattle.
I like this one
Oh yeah, how do you like it?
It's pretty sick
Although my ass is on the table
No, maybe not like a main cyclist
Maybe like a pastime
Yeah, it's kind of like
Fair enough, fair enough
I don't have like cycling shorts or anything either
Oh, that's it right here, isn't it yours?
Ah, this one
Ah, sorry
I'm sorry
I'm dating him, see what I'm doing to get my back.
Dude, that's so cool.
Well, thank you for the beans, man. That's so sick, man.
Do you want a picture or anything?
Milk.
We should get a picture all together.
Yeah, for sure.
I'll get a mouse as well.
And can we just, we can actually trade you for him.
He's got the mic for you.
I'm tired, man.
Well, sir, this is actually the prototype.
You can be in the mania.
So this is why it's great.
I don't know how excited he is, so I don't mind taking over.
Well, if you're fortunate he's on the bike because he's got to earn the money.
Let's take a pic.
Just take a picture together.
Uh, you have a phone?
I don't have a phone.
I think we can go over here.
It's like the less than the latter.
Okay, now.
How are you, Chris?
Hello.
Yeah, I'm fine.
But I have a promise.
Beautiful day, man.
Yeah, man.
It's a stunning air, isn't it?
It was pouring yesterday.
Yeah.
It was a cool day and everything.
So, pretty cool.
All right.
Here's a small mess.
Here you go.
As the closest you'll get to a back ring.
3, 2, 1.
3, 2, 1.
Top day.
Top day.
3, 2, 1.
Aye, what's it on?
3, 2, 1.
I'm afraid not.
Thanks so much for that.
It was nice meeting you man.
You should thank Founty a lot.
His coffee is giving me his kind of power man. Wait, where is it? Where did I put it?
Um, it's uh...
I didn't put it back in my bag.
I think you had it.
How dare you try to steal my coffee!
Give me that valetine!
This is awesome.
Don't laugh at me, man.
I got the coffee.
I'm not going to steal your coffee beans.
Absolutely got it.
Legendary.
It's a pleasure, man. That's awesome. Thanks for the $500 donation, too.
Did you get 500 donation?
Oh, I gave me five.
Well, I'm blinded by...
What are you doing in Japan?
Visiting.
From Seattle.
In Seattle, what are we doing there?
All sorts of stuff.
I mean, I just started a company trying to make some jewelry by Hammond.
I was thinking about some Rose Corks, dude, that's sick.
I'm not supposed to see the necklace.
I think it's the same one that's choking me.
Yeah, that one's cool.
Yeah, I just started making jewelry in January.
That's cool.
That's cool.
I'm trying to see if I can grind for myself.
How old are you if you don't want to be asking?
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, 25.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
You're just a young man.
Yeah, pretty much.
In Japan though, they would round up and say you're around 30, so...
Ah, yeah, I was gonna say.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
So, you got it, you got it.
Thank you.
Arigatou gozaimasu.
So, you've got your hands in mini pots.
You're trying some new jewelry stuff, making a business.
You're in good shape.
You're cycling, traveling in Japan.
Yeah.
You've got the coolest haircut I've ever seen.
I wish I could have.
Yeah, your hair is massive.
You can have hair on that.
I've done it all.
He cuts my hair.
He makes a bike for it.
Dude, that's so sick.
We're gonna have to go to Kobe to meet this guy.
Yeah, we're gonna check.
He's in Seattle, so...
That's a bit far, yeah.
No, I can't make it.
Okay, so never mind.
I do. Again, it was awesome.
Yeah.
I'm gonna drink my coffee now, but I appreciate it.
Dude, seriously. Thank you for the donation, so...
I'm the beans.
Take care. Take care.
Enjoy your... Enjoy your trip.
Yeah, man.
Safe journey.
Yeah, please, please ride safe.
Yeah, safe trip.
Let the monkey cushion you're full.
Goodbye.
Okay, don't let the monkey cushion you're full.
He needs to live.
Wow.
I just came here to say hi.
Are you going to suck up the call, man?
I'm staying in a place in East Calam.
Oh, East Calam?
Yeah.
You've changed wisely.
I've been to one set.
Oh, wow.
What can we set in a lot of cabin with a long set?
Well, basically, good lesson.
All right, there we did.
Oh, that'd be awesome, man.
Yeah.
Stay sun-creamed up.
Yeah.
Don't fuck with the sun there, as I found out it is.
Well, lovely meeting you, man.
Yeah, man.
I'll take care of it, I'm not gonna be so cute to do that, I appreciate that.
Thank you man, thank you for today.
Yeah, thank you man.
Yeah, take care man.
See you around.
Let's give it up for it.
I want to make sure I get it right.
Ballantine?
Ballantine, my girl.
Absolutely legend.
Ballantine, man.
It was a pleasure, really.
Next time I'm in Seattle, please make me look five years younger and get me with this
haircut stylist guy.
I want to get a part of this.
It was a pleasure, man.
Yeah, man.
Take care, man.
Take care.
Thank you for today.
Take care.
over a million. It's a guarantee. We will reach a million dollars. We will. I'm gonna
say it right now. Two million. Fuck it. I don't care. I don't know about that. But
with people like you leading the way, donating 500, donating your time, you're, I mean,
look no further for inspiration than the mountain. And he's on his bike now. Actual legend.
cool. Just aura. Yeah, he's awesome. He's awesome, isn't he? Yeah, man. Take care, man.
Have a good one, boss. Bye. Later. I'll take these for safety teaching. Oh, here you go.
I'll just put it near my feet. Wow. What an awesome guy. He waved at Ian, too. That's
So gentlemen, he doesn't deserve any of that.
One of the coffee shop guys like,
let me take a picture of these weirdos.
What happened to the coffee shop?
Oh, when?
Just when we were all, when.
Oh, right, right, right.
He never heard someone brazenly ask for a background.
That was a cool guy.
Yeah, he was, he was supposed to.
The Ferrari of stream snipers.
He's cool.
The monkey fell on the bike was the.
His name is cool.
And what a cool name.
Yeah, it's like they knew I was gonna be white.
It's so ridiculous.
Peter just Chris is all right Chris take Christ. No, it's a bit
Accidentally call me Christ
No one's ever actually like Christ is eating too much
Move the same Christ. He's eating too much. I think this is Jesus Christ. He's eating too much
He's eating the five thousand Christ karma
He's eating too
Miles, we're doing pretty good today, I'm the nation's
That's good. I'm proud of you me not well Pete's been on his knees
Thank you every four days. I mean, they're screaming today mouse
They need to come back home the place started. Oh
Dude, I'm back in my mind. I'm already there, but I have a higher mission at the moment
It's like sexy mouth set up this time
the cool
Look is very
Yeah, check out my tits.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
It's like a British accent.
Yes, you like it.
It's no worm. The worm is still my favorite character.
The worm is...
Tough break. You're going to have to deal with this even.
Bring back the worm.
So yeah, we have a couple of...
Bring back the worm!
Bring back the worm.
Oh my god.
We have one cool thing, is if we reach 777, Connor's going to announce where the ending
location will be.
Oh!
Is that the Sanrio store?
I don't think there is one.
Oh.
They actually called and said we can't, shut up, shut up, shut up, come on, come on, find
out.
Sanrio store?
So right now we're about $11,000 away from that target.
Seems impossible Pete.
impossible I don't know how we're gonna hit that and then but it's gonna be what
a release of information that'll be I wanted I wouldn't know cuz I would like
to plan accordingly you're right Chris yes oh you read you read something
The cross wouldn't be on hold, Chris.
We're going to need to be a cross.
We can make the right one.
We're trying to burn them at the stake, but the titanium frame doesn't seem to be melting, sir.
Oh, goodness. Well, you shouldn't have been holding.
Too much burger and milk.
The chili cheese fries.
The burger was so good, Mouse.
How many did you eat?
Two.
Three.
Are you eating a salad?
I had a salad and five fries.
No, it was watching you.
You're like, I'm going to be so healthy I'm going to eat a salad and you bring out two
burgers and I'm like, what the fuck?
Okay, but you know, like if you're already going overboard, adding a salad in the mix
can just help.
Yeah, it's only going to help it digest faster.
Oh, but what?
Well, I mean, at least I'm getting something good in me.
Do you need more burgers?
Well, no, no, it's just I can get something good inside my body because I'm putting filth in there.
Yeah, you wouldn't sleep on the floor. He put a bed of lettuce where the burger could land on.
Like, it was a healthy fall into his stomach.
It was like the healthiest I've ever seen you. Well done.
I'm not sure the banana shake helped.
I thought it was banana milk.
That would have been nice, too.
The funny will help me a thing.
I was watching and I'm like, man, that boy can pull you away.
That's what they say about me.
I'd give a hundred dollars to say Pete's handsome and I'd do it again excuse me thank you
for who's this I can't believe it as elf star jack three twenty-five dollars
non of us ten dollars to chaos oh six twenty-five dollars kia steen twenty-five
dollars get those donators up let's beat last year goobers I love you all
It looks like we cycled to like Italy.
This is the best.
No, you have the Espresso, what was your impression?
Well, I got a cappuccino, I mean, there would be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, so we do
not do cappuccino after 12, it's not possible.
It's not possible.
Noon?
Yeah, cappuccino, they get something out of you if you order cappuccino after 12.
Can I get it before 12?
Yeah, before 12, yeah, 100%, okay, 5.
The moment 12 hits, they're like, this cannot be done, it's impossible, I don't know what
you're saying.
What do you switch to?
Exclusive Espresso?
I can't wait to get it out of the way.
Thanks.
You've prepared me for the best trip of my life.
It's great.
No, it's awesome because it's so cool watching your waiter actively, in a really fun way,
like just cuss you out for ordering something, because you're like, whatever you suggest,
you're like, okay, let's go with that.
So can I get like, is there like Cabana or 6 to 8 PM, or is that like...
What the fuck is that?
other sub-alert don't worry sorry you get caught on time
i'll turn it down you know it was on my apologies
uh... well that's incredible here's your cappuccino mouse
left her just enough
what do you think of it now? do you think it's wrong to have cappuccino after twelve?
uh... brunport or rican
okay
that's your response to everything
We drink coffee all day, every day, any hour of the day.
He does that, he's not Puerto Rican.
I'm a Connery.
Just Puerto Rican coffee comes from Puerto Rican.
They have like local coffee.
That's cool.
Did they actually grow coffee in Puerto Rico?
I don't know that.
Yes.
Did they really?
We got beans.
I never heard of Puerto Rican beans.
You don't really hear about the names.
Are they good?
Yeah.
We also got a Bacardi plant.
all right well I'll be on the next flight I'll see you there why don't you
cycle there cycle brah you're born to a crisp in Puerto Rico yes they can't
contain me it takes four hours to drive across the island so you probably like
what two days to cycle
a day maybe hmm good days well I guess that's like all around like the coast if you went
all around it'd be like eight days probably maybe that'd be fun I don't think you'd say that long
circling Puerto Rico and trying all the local coffees
oh I could do it well I wouldn't do it but I can't you're honorary Latin I am I'm Latinx Latinx
I'm the X Factor. I'm like, surprise, I'm Latin and they're like, you know what the
Factor look like? And I'm like, what do you, what do you call for that mouth?
There's nothing.
Were you just coughing at the mention of Latin X?
Ah!
That's my favorite like mean word because it always riles my mouth up.
Well, it's just, it's a...
What was that? It was the first steam engine.
I don't know, let me go and say these Latinx.
Guy moved to California for like three years.
He's like, I'm Latin.
I'm Latinx.
I'm East Coast, but now I'm Latin.
My old-time favorite quote of his is when he goes, everyone from the East Coast is a
pedophile.
Well, is that what he said?
He said that.
And then I was like, I'm Ludwig.
I said, Ludwig, you're from the East.
Did he have a defense for that?
No, he was drunk, so.
Okay, so there you have it.
But that's my favorite.
Got some donations.
I've got a few donations coming.
Book of Fish, $50.
Key of the Great Work.
Key of the Great Work.
Key of the Great Work.
Connacht, Chris, Pete, and Mousy for the Iron Mouse Defense Force.
Azelf, $100.
And I said, I'd do it again.
Love your book, Chris.
Ludwig, part of it.
Thank you very much.
as a absolute legend. Kirsten's back with a hundred dollars as well. I love you,
Mousey, as a girly with MS. We're kind of the same, but different. I don't know,
let's keep up the good work. I love you too. Awesome. Thanks so much, guys. You okay?
I'm just... Hello? You okay? Yeah, I'm fine. What are you choking on?
Whoa! Oh my God! The Valentin himself! No! He just dropped a thousand dollars! No!
Oh, here's to the Iron Mouse Defense Force.
Wow.
Insanity.
What are you doing?
What the fuck, Valentin?
Wow.
What the fuck?
He got down the road, said, my job's not done.
And he's leading by example.
And he's like, you know what?
Eff it.
I'm on vacation.
Let's put it to a good cause.
Where is he cycling to?
Heaven.
He's got a low cabin with an onsen.
Like, he's in.
And footprint.
In Canada.
Oh, so he's going to go back up.
Nicest person ever.
Oh, my God.
Wait, Valentin's got a cycle.
Well, you see, he's come from Corbett.
Oh, my.
So he's got a little.
Oh, no.
And that's like 50 Ks.
Oh, he's a strong lad.
Fuck Valentin.
He did look pretty strong.
I think he looked very strong.
I think he'd be a great body double for me.
I think there would be questions.
Why is this guy so strong and fit?
What happened to Connor?
Just based off that guy.
I'm just saying
Look, he was in chain, but come on
They wouldn't be saying that, they'd be saying like
He was out of control too, he had a gold chain
Now I'm so sorry
If I had worked up to stream the gold chain
That would be like
Ooooooo
Yeah, he looked fucking sick in it
But he rocked up on the coolest bike I've ever seen
It was like a mishmash of parts
Can you get a chain?
We should chain you up
I think it's my wrist again
It's the worst day of my life.
He's awesome.
$1,500 is donated.
Oh, yeah, we will for sure.
Oh, the body double? No.
Whoa.
That puts us within $10,000
of the release
of the location of where we will be
in a cell. We will dock
in $11,000. No, 10.
He moved us way up.
Real name on screen.
Just to make sure the mouse does it,
I will say it also at the same time.
No!
This won't even joke because you're here for real!
I, both of them have leaked my son's name on separate streams.
Okay.
And so they'll do it.
They're ready.
You didn't tell me though.
You think you can be ashamed of yourself.
Well, I'm ready for name reveals.
He needs to grow thick skin.
He does.
He's my son.
He's already three.
He's a beta.
He was born into the beta generation.
He's a big boy.
He does. He's my son. He's already three.
He's a beta. He was born into the beta generation.
He was, uh, unfortunately, he's the first beta.
What gen is he?
He's beta.
He's beta.
Is something wrong?
Oh!
Oh, thanks mate.
He's generation beta.
Can I pinch one of those waters, Paul?
Or maybe.
Actually, yeah, look at the unfortunate, they really chose beta as the next generation.
You know what, I'm cool with it, because my son's not afraid of your, uh...
It comes after alpha.
Whatever you guys try to label him as.
He's gonna be great.
True.
No matter what.
My goat.
No care.
And he's three months older than his
Kohai mini-disc.
Oh yeah, mini-disc.
So, my son's got that going for him.
Mini-disc's gonna have a lot of interesting clips to watch when he grows up.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
There we go. Yes, he will.
Well, that's more than it is.
Uh, Rob's, uh,
Rob's child.
Oh, that's cute.
Can you rob CD?
Yeah, so it's pretty nice.
Pretty nice.
I got some donations.
We got some more donations?
Mongosaurus, $25.
What?
Ex-temple, $77, $77.
Kirsten's back, $94.
Meow, meow, meow.
Anonymous, $10.
Meow.
Kirsten.
That was it.
Meow.
Do you have measses?
Meowson.
No.
You were there live you watched it yes, okay? Oh, yes
Yeah, Chris would love to hear oh, yeah, we watched the video that came out. Yes. Yes, Pete
Did you can't you in there Pete's in the video?
Said that friend and I'm my music video. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I can go get it
Okay, I
Didn't I didn't know I didn't know I've been you and Peter in my music video every time there's a guy
He was brown-haired, his hands were like, that's me.
That's me.
You were probably referring to Pete.
Yeah, I think it's me.
I think it's a little bit me.
Honestly, let's check Riz.
He had a lot of Riz.
He had a 100% gamer.
Matt, I'm a little short on that one.
But I can say the word better.
Well, it wasn't spelling in pronunciation, was it?
No, it wasn't.
I also loved yesterday's maps.
We were playing this game where we had to guess.
Mouthful.
How did you fumble the 93% number one? Oh, I don't know
For five guys who are sitting around just or is like six of us. None of us believed in each other
We're all like I guess we're fifties
Riz
Game where like it's like on camera a question like that is like I should have had more gust
I should have answered like 90. She's like, who do you think you are 130 you would
But I put I'm a beta
So we've got his lost I lost site
So but it was fun. It was a great. I love those games fun facts with mouse would be also
Yeah, I wish you fun facts mouse sometime
Well, you have to somehow get mouthful right
We can get a proxy for you. Yeah. Yeah, you get a proxy
We can get someone like a green suit
I'm like key them out and they're floating iPad. What we have
We just like it'd be a board game. So like someone ever write down stuff for you
I can write it down myself.
How would you set that to us?
Well, when I would play like a Vtuber or like game show games, other Vtubers, we had like a website where we could like write on it and everybody could see it.
Okay, but it's physical. The board came.
True. You would need to use an iPad.
Okay, well there we are. That was the plan.
And then we have like a proxy who writes down for you and we like green screen
She's down
Who would be my proxy anyway, do you have to approve of them?
Yeah, you wouldn't see them they'd be in a green screen
Yeah, but I need to know who it is why
We're going to vet them?
Because they're me!
Okay.
Okay.
Maybe you could pick the most.
We're a complete stranger!
Of the group that you know who lives in Japan, who do you want your proxy to be?
Rob?
Nobby?
Yeah.
Hmm.
I'll think about it.
Okay, there we go.
So, if we could take-
Oh yes, Sydney!
I think Sydney would be a very bad proxy.
I'll think about it.
Okay, there we go.
So, if we could take...
Oh yes, Sydney!
I think Sydney would be a very bad proxy.
I don't think you would be able to focus on the fact that it's you.
I think people would very much know it's Sydney very quickly.
That's pretty cool.
You'd be two people then.
Well, you need a boring guy to be me.
You need someone who's like, disappearance.
Someone who's like, quiet, a ninja.
You can write, you know.
Let you take the share.
Someone who's quiet, but we don't know anybody who's quiet. We're streamers.
I know a lot of quiet people.
There's a... I wish he was more quiet.
Mother Vanny just won't stop talking.
I think, you know, even Oni Bro, he never speaks. He's literally in his shadow.
He just had him fly around.
Here's what I want to know is, Miles, what happened with this?
I can't understand this number seems to be broken
You're a tech specialist, right? Why does it not go up? I
Don't know why is it stuck there? I don't know I think like
Every K that we miss him in a bonus in a role that's fair. We have a bunch in the back right? There's so many
Oh, come on. That's so easy. Oh, we have at least 10 such 10
I'm gonna get some wildfire.
You heard that was you.
Do you want to kill me?
Kill you.
Cinema rules we want to kill.
We want to kill them.
Do you want to kill me?
Why would they kill you?
Do you want to kill me?
Why would they kill you?
Why do you think?
You're not cinema norm.
No.
Yeah, but it's someone I love.
It'd be so many of them.
You want to destroy the one thing I love in this world?
How about we want to destroy some of the thousands of things that you own?
I want to destroy immune deficiency. I want that to be gone.
That's fair.
Yeah, I want to destroy it. I want it to be gone forever.
And if we have to threaten a cinema role in a cinema?
Yeah, we can always make another cinema role.
Yeah.
Help!
We'll put the cinema role down if you guys start opening your wallets.
your wallets. You want to destroy immune deficiency. That is the hardest line I've ever heard you say.
That is so big. I just want to go. Bro's house is on fire. He's like, I want to destroy
immune deficiency forever. Bang! I want to go. I want to go man. What can I say? I was
a little felt. Sorry, I'm going to pop a few things on your face. We'll clean you up. We'll
cleaning up your mess take a towel your mess clean yourself up he's coming nope
I'm good all right so big fine yeah oh I mean on zoom me out then are you
Oh, yeah, zoomed in. Oh, here you are.
Oh, this is nice.
It'll help.
I like it when you smile.
No, I think it's better when you zoomed in,
because you take up more of the screen space.
That's great. There we go.
Yeah, see, that's good. Let's get on the screen.
I like that.
That's my face.
Yeah, it's cute.
That looks ridiculous.
I'm not ridiculous, what do you mean?
No, no, no, like, ridiculous and cool.
You didn't hit the cool pop?
No.
Oh, man.
I'm not supposed to cut out.
Yeah, I'm not supposed to cut out.
Well, there goes one cinnamon roll.
Time to put the burn.
And not a little more.
No!
Got two.
Didn't see a dono yet.
Shush!
What are we at?
Don't even bother looking.
We haven't moved.
Wait, we actually did get some donations.
That should be more thankful.
Please!
No!
Hey, this is, uh, let's see here.
Where do we...
Love you, Mousie.
Keep going, boys.
awesome Zachary 25 brown bricks 25 Roy D 25 Julia 10 mom mercy it's okay mouse
I'll give you a bunch of cinnamon roll stuff at anime st. Louis to make up for
their cinnamon roll abuse now question she did write cinnamon roll cinnamon roll
I know but they wrote cinnamon roll different different product
Why do you see me roll so much mouse?
Because he's God
He was a woman. Yeah, God is genderless. I thought
Yeah.
I've never seen anything.
How's them decorum?
Were you looking for the dick?
I mean fucking Tanuki statues in the planter.
You're like a Safdie brother looking for the dog dick.
Why is this?
Well here's what you do know.
Dara gave a hundred bucks.
Floral Sound gave twenty five.
Saved the cinnamon rolls.
And the small Nana.
Opened my wallet for Pete.
And to destroy immune deficient.
There you go. I love cinnamon roll. How can you explain a love for cinnamon roll?
How can you explain a love for your mom or your dad? You can't you just love them
My dad took my money and built a robot
$9,000 away from the 777 the jackpot
Is that when we find out where we're going?
It is.
We've got to hit it there.
Seven thousand.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Different strings.
It's the same angle.
It's the same thing.
Oh.
Now, should we get ahead today, you think?
Yes.
I believe.
You believe?
I believe in child.
And I believe that they want to eradicate CBEAD.
I believe in child.
I believe in child.
And I believe that they want to eradicate CBEAD.
I believe in child.
I believe in child.
I believe in child.
Let's get it.
We've got a question.
So I can go outside. Help!
No, she's trapped in the iPad.
Help, I'm stuck in here. Help!
Oh, I'm so tired.
No, you're not. You're tied away in front of the 777.
I'm tied away in front of the donations coming.
They should be here right now.
They're coming.
They're going through a series of threes.
I'm doing it so well.
I was asked when you were out.
Destroy your indivision.
Yep.
Uh, Skyy, $25, cinnamon roll saving fund, $5, hi everyone, my third cyclothon, thank you
for doing that, Mousy, I love you, let's go, time travel penguin, $10, I'm donating towards
on stream cinnamon roll execution, in order, in order to get rid of a real deficiency we
to adhere to the law of equivalent exchange.
Tarrion, Tarrion, $25, Snake, I got paid, I will now order a pushy bugger.
Oh, I think that's a lot of work.
A pushy bugger.
A pushy bugger.
Oh, pushy bugger.
Don't worry about it, just keep moving.
I've got to do some Spanish cuisine.
It's because I thought it was Spanish cuisine.
I thought it was some pagao at first.
There's Pussy Burger, some mutton with Tino and dish, Pussy Burger, is that some kind
of Spanish?
Nick?
What's what Chris said?
The rice shogun, $5.00, $5.00 trainer we get there easily, XTWS 98, $25.00, nothing
set, Salskes Bay, $25.00, Kench, $25.00, XTemple, $70.00, $77.00, but thank you.
i got a couple names added to the check i believe
uh...
you know
okay well
before you know
check this out
imagine how high-pitched carter will be if he gets back here and it's like we've
gained fifteen hundred dollars he might actually smile
okay
you know i did is it a welcome to smile
they're born well they've they come out with the frown i'm well i can say that
with the dc's through here i'm also hit this one yeah yeah
I do. Oh, what? Shit.
Yeah, I see your finger in your hand.
Or can you see...
Net.
I see poles.
I see trees.
I see skies above.
Cameraman too.
Kids, a great shot.
And now I'll show you a menu.
Guys, here we go.
May cafe in May.
Oh, wow.
And you can get my food at the main cafe.
This is heavenly cheesecake, Demon Queen La Potion, oh yeah, and wait, Iron Mouson is
Tonkonyo Katsu, Tonkonyo Katsu, Tonkonyo Katsu, how did you, how did you just get approved
the Tonkonyo Katsu, bring it back, bring it back, because I'm Iron Mouson, that's how
it got approved, she has the case to the King, she has the case to the King, she has the
you're doing a one-on-one you're doing a one-on-one meet and greet where you're doing it
isn't a lady in Los Angeles wins this in May May you give a game to fuck yeah I'm gonna go to
me and I don't get some fucking old puts you so wait wait wait I know I'm gonna sing you're gonna
We're going to say, we're going to, and, is there merch?
Uh, yeah, there is merch actually.
Um, dude, like, I don't know how to set this up for you guys any better.
She's giving you food, merchandise, and a performance.
And we, I mean like, come on, book your tickets.
Get to LA, get your Coneo console.
Very good.
Have you ever made a demon angry?
You don't want to, trust me, I've seen her angry.
When I lost her fishing rod and starred here, Jesus Christ.
Christ. I worked for her in some table top simulator nonsense. She fired me same day.
She got, I was a bad worker. That's, that's crazy. May, man. Hey, seven.
Yeah, we've got those donations. I'm gonna read them. Time is you to $25. I fee saved the cinema roles $25.
Nameless flower, $830, $50. Give a cinema role to a Valentine. He deserves one. He does deserve it.
And this is where things get really silly.
The Greyhound 2000, $1,000 to send him a-
Oh my god!
Yay!
The Greyhound.
The Greyhound?
What a legend.
He's back.
That's insane man.
He's a legend.
Thank you.
If I could just be a little bit more civil and kind of get spent, could be like, hey,
what have you guys done while I was gone?
Oh, what I was in the restaurant before.
I've been raising money, unlike you.
This is a free larcha, destroying a new deficiency in celebration, finishing my PhD thesis, keep
up the great work you're inspiring, $25. Anonymous, $25. Katie, Katie, $100 donating to see the
Conor Smile Fund.
Dude, this is going to take a lot more dollars.
And $25. Anonymous, it's all I have left, just officially bought a house and I'm now
in $700,000 of debt!
Wow.
Love Australia.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Unbelievable.
It would be wavy. $25. We must protect the cinnamon roll. Good morning from Swansea.
But you'll never believe he's donated another thousand dollars. Who? The Greyhound 2000. Again? Again. He went back to back jacks?
We're at 2,000? That's what they say. They're notched to his belt? The Greyhound. He's going cross country. This bus don't stop.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for that.
Cow-pun-fun, ten dollars.
What's the goal to get Chris and Connor to do a robot war video?
I'll build a robot and smash up Connor's car for fun.
Don't need money for that.
Time travel penguin, ten dollars.
Next donation war, destroy versus save for the Sermon Roll.
Oh!
Anonymous 200 dollars.
Thank you Anonymous.
Holy shit!
Chris's surplus calories, ten dollars.
I've had a lot of surplus.
I thought it was banana milk.
No, when it came out in a viscous pile of ice cream.
I did have cream on top.
Do you like milkshakes, Mouths?
I just felt guilty having it.
Why?
Because it's like...
Why do you feel guilty?
It's like a whole meal in one drink.
Did it make you happy in the moment?
Did it?
The first.
How do you have plans to sing music box of fate for the cyclathon?
I love the song.
Maybe, but I'm not hitting that high note at the end. There's no way.
There's no way. Not in this condition at the time.
And Cell says $10.
What were you asking her, though?
He was thinking this is the yard.
I suppose the backdrop is a bit yard-like, isn't it?
Is it? I feel like they have a slide and a chair.
That's the other one.
Thank you for changing my life, Conor and I am house.
I love you both. Let's keep making big number go bigger.
You know what? Thank you for taking my life.
Any goals for Mouse to join a part of the trip on the bike with some singing?
Gopress, Pete, Connor, Mouse and Team.
No, legend. But seriously.
I'll read the map because it's quite annoying.
Claire B.T. said that. Bin Lady Venture 25 dollars.
Did you turn the speaker on?
No, it's coming from the phone! What's he going to do?
He's not bugging Mr. MagnaBox. He doesn't just have control over the internet.
That's weird, no. I was sitting there having my coffee and I saw the volume on the phone dropping up and down.
As if someone's quite pressing it. They wouldn't do anything.
It's like the ghost of fucking flames. I thought you were doing it because I saw you touching your...
Well, alright, we've got some data.
Let's complain a little more.
More talky. Let's fuck off.
Hey, oh, fuck Brian.
Brian, you can fucking do well.
Vinlady Venture, A.I. taking jobs.
Fuck you, Brian.
$25, keep going, team.
Down with C.V.I.B.
Yeah.
Any golfers to join a part of the trip on the bike
with some singing?
Yes.
I don't think so, yes.
Well, it's up to honor.
His lordship must decide.
Bradzilla, $43, $25.
Mail, Sim and Rolls, burn.
Said the real, decided, God, Chuck A.
I made it a check to write the name of this.
Can take the true throne.
as elf
i'm going to ask it
she's here to keep me company
this is now a
romantic date
what
uh...
the dates
as else
christ looks like chad robert downy jenior to chads on the screen very good
christ has been on the milk
i'm sorry we missed each other twenty five dollars
min max pie ten dollars me out
anonymous twenty five dollars
fucking hell they're coming in thick and first bring back brian this is exhausted
oh shit everyone crazy yeah and i freed a ten dollar
uh...
uh...
please
i found connor and pete
love you in your book greetings to charlotte thank you very much
connor and pete
where they gone
where's everyone gone
what's going on now
who left us all alone
left us here this
in the yard
our own very old yard
where's the yard
it's kind of weird we're at the front of this coffee shop and it's like
by a shed
And the interior of the coffee shop is absolutely stunning.
But Conor was like, well, we're going to sit outside in the sewer.
And so we're sitting by like the gaffer.
If I were a manly of like Puerto Rico.
Yeah.
Exactly like this.
I mean, to be fair, you've got the nice angle.
Now, so you can see like the mountains and pool.
That's true.
And an umbrella.
But most of us just see a wooden bit of wood compared to a wooden wall.
Fucking hell, there's those.
Oh, my god, the same thing.
Anonymous 25. Anonymous cat.
What is 7-7-1?
$10. Uh, Lemley.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Okay.
The secret door behind you. $5. Can we get Chris to take the bag?
Even if not for a whole day, I'd love that.
What would it take? I'll do the bag one day.
Mr. Grady, $25. Great work as always, guys.
Anonymous $5. Here's to the $100 again.
He's done it again.
Grey hat.
What's that?
$7.71.
The raid armament trade $5 keep them boys fight on flow $10 keep doing
Pompom purring is better than cinnamon roll. Sorry mouse
Marty dev
$100 standing work days fan truncine 1999 $2 one dollar here
Spice and Rose $10 when will mouse so when will Pete and Chris play infinity Nikki with mouse?
I'll play it.
What's that?
LaRenthea.
It's a girl game.
Girlly pop.
I'm a girlly pop.
$25.
Chronically ill baddies have to stick together.
Thank you for all you do.
Hope to meet you at Duck on Meat.
Anonymous.
$10.
Ghosty.
$83.
$1,000.
What?
$1,000 for Pete to Ghost.
What?
They have a request.
$1,000 for Pete to Burn a Cinnamon Roll.
What?
Love me a work gang.
I mean, they're going $1,000 and you're going to burn it in a film.
in a film. Can I burn a cookie of a scene or something? No, there are whole categories.
A whole category. And all of us tend to... Wow! Do you want to end our friendship? Is that what you're saying?
I'm just going to say Ghost83 is very supportive. What have you done? You've got a phone.
$250 from Leviathan. Normally it only gets $800, but after my intervention, how can I promote...
How can I not donate Morty Legends, guys? Love all you guys and your content. Keep it up. Thank you.
Okay, cinema roll.
Daniel Fran, $10, Taren, $50, Vatican City, NTR Appreciation Society, $5, JT, Rod 88, $25,
My Mother Loved the Iron Man, and Connor Cafe in Akihabara, she says Connor Estevato.
What the fuck is happening?
I'm not...
Connor, it's like Waffle!
What the fuck is happening?
Rob, C.D., Finn, $10, Hi Chris, I'm waiting for you with the kebab in Tokyo, oh hi Pete too.
Wait, who's that?
Aso-tosh? Oh my god.
Aso-tosh. $2,000 from Aso-tosh.
What the-
A donation before bed, shout out to Pete and the Vanguard.
$2,000.
Before bed?
Right.
Before bed, like it's some kind of like trivial thing.
A cheeky T-grams.
Oh my gosh.
Ghost and Aso-tosh.
Fuck.
Alright guys, start getting your maps out,
because we might be telling you a little location or two.
What? 774?
What's the- is it 7777 tonight?
777 I'm gonna get the information ready the guy graphics. This is insane
Graphics man. Okay. All right, Christmas came early. We're at 777 today almost Cornelius
$25 keep up the good work guys. Yeah, I'm gonna get you ready boys. Thank you very much. It's good
We still got two thousand dollars to go there if we
$2,500 before you discovered the safe
Jesus fucking Christ.
What is the name of the game?
I think they're announcing our...
I think they're coming out 7-7-7.
No, no, no, no. We're close to 7-7-7.
There's an announcement for all.
Should keep it a 10-10.
Thank God the PS2 won. I knew these guys would pull through.
N64, it's still going to be a tough game.
Please don't stop. Please don't stop.
Get it in, boys.
Who wants to push us past the finish line?
Cause Mouse promised she would do the entirety of Little Shop of Forge.
Great for Tanaka. That's what I'm saying.
What? I did?
Okay, that was my real ass. I begged. I begged.
I'm not reading that one.
I'll sing some Little Shop songs next time on the screen.
I'm just gonna sing the entire DeSography of David Mowrie.
What's that?
My Cooch smells of crab. Well, that's great. Thanks for the dollar.
I'll read anything for a buck. I don't give a damn.
$30. Thank you for all the lovely streams and videos guys. Keep it a good work. Anonymous $5. Thank you again zero jammy
Thank you. Thanks. Thanks for that
Six, you know what let me get this out. Let me get rid of this four down here
Let me get the fives ready and I can't do this backwards. Yes. I can
Fricking mathematician guys. This is madness 2k. Okay, I've got the images ready
First year I've been able to catch the cycle from live and happy to be a part of it long live similar old let's donate more
We won't have to burn him
What I have it was a thousand dollars
I'll get a marshmallow
Youngster Jerry
$25 Pete yeah my rat attack remember my super cool rat attack. I do rat attack
6 year viewer.
My Ratata is different from regular Ratata.
It's like my Ratata is in the top percentage of all Ratata.
It's his first live of JoVie AAU.
Pox $25, Captain Callagher $100.
$75.
Asalf is back tempting my wallet for Pete.
Who's going to be the final push here?
It's going to be you guys, 2000 away.
Let's do this.
So what are some big names that I missed in big numbers?
Greyhound dropped in 2K.
Greyhound?
I know, he's going cross country.
Oh my god.
Aw, bro.
Kirsten, $25 again.
Your girl is getting a bad times two.
Here, here, here, night all.
Don't know, don't know, don't know.
Thank you, Kirsten.
There it is.
I'm going to pause while I'm talking.
Oh, my god.
That is so loud.
It's like a really long-awaited witness.
You think Pete Masey's loud?
Get ready for tenacoset.
Do you think I can just borrow that speaker for a second
and yell $777,000?
We derail it.
Just go.
$100,000!
Oh, here they come.
You have to watch, Miles, as they roll past Paul's face.
What, they're not running over him?
Oh!
She'll take a nap, so we can lay under the car.
What are they yelling about?
Seven, seven, seven.
They're trying to...
The Girl Geek 33K.
$100, you guys, are absolute legends.
Thank you so much.
It's going back to you.
If you already scorned them, they're not your problem.
You've got to be scorned.
$25, Mouse, who's your favourite singer? Mine is Chester...
Mmm... The Chester Bennington.
Cosmo Crow, $1. People really say anything for a dollar.
Can Pete say Nippy Nipster?
I don't think I'm allowed to say that.
Tommy Knows Breast, $1.
Rob from Hyman's...
$7, $7, $10.
No way!
Every little help screen where...
$7, $7, $7!
Another one's $50. Why is Mousey not tagged in the screen tile corner?
Johnny H, $500 from Johnny H.
Legend, thanks Johnny.
I'm just gonna put this on the board,
seven, seven, seven, seven, seven.
Hey, Natalie, $10, thank you guys for all you do,
you keep the amazing work.
Mum, Mersky, $25 in still-nations
because Peter mocked my auto-corrective cinnamon roll.
Big enough for you guys.
Anything for donuts, anything for donuts,
I'll market everybody.
Oh, fuck.
Every time you go on a cinnamon roll,
college wallet cries.
Fez $600, $900, donate plasma, thank you Fez.
Where's $25?
What's Paul Fez?
Love the streams, guys.
It wasn't.
Legendary stuff for legendary players.
Maybe Keegan, $10 key.
Have you ever played Legend of Ligea for?
Ligea.
Ligea.
She said.
For Ligea.
For PS1.
Yes, I've beaten it.
Shinigami 808.
$1,000 save center roll.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I got it.
I got it.
Shinigami 808.
Shinigami means God of Death.
Shinigami 808.
But they've given us the life to save center roll.
Not only was $10 Chris, do you have a preference
between West or East coastlines using local trains
or action trips?
West Coast, all the way.
Asti, $25.
Cleo raising $10 to be all,
keep up the good work, I'll stay there.
Abby Mary, $10, over at Texas here.
Last night was the first time
I couldn't watch all the way to the end.
Hope you had a great night of games.
Darth Cabbage, $25.
Been watching a cycle of under the fast speed fears
and just wanna say thanks for inspiring me
to get my bike on the road.
Abby Mary, $1.
That's insane.
Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven.
Trump's the same, man.
Oh my God, this is out of control.
Er, I'm not on the list.
Er, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting you.
7777.
Er, what?
Parasite with a team name, Bandolari.
I'm talking about it, good choice.
Lem left $10, all hail, cinnamon roll, anonymous $1, third cyclothon 308, thank you guys.
All hail, cinnamon roll.
Anonymous $1 every dollar, and it counts, ex-a-dam artwork, $100, keep on doing it, you guys are amazing.
Thank you, ex-a-dam.
Er, Trace it for my birthday off on the 30th.
Can I get some birthday greetings?
Also, thank you very much for the opportunity to hardware.
Happy fucking birthday.
absolutely terror chads
Thank you for the entertainment many hugs to the van gig mods and now see terror chat anonymous 25 dollars
Let's get the 777 K
Violet $7.77 over there give us $1.00. Oh my god. The one true orange 50s love loving the stream of the cause
Let's get boys and males vote for Tanaka. Oh, right there. It's just here. I'll send sale
You know sale vote he'll sale their vans even louder than Tanaka's and one of us five dollars
$25. Love you guys. Keep it the amazing work. One HP, $12, $300. Well done guys. Keep going. Cheers from Denmark.
Zapson, $25. Morning, Chris. I recently bought Kindle and as well as your book. Can't wait to start reading it. Thank you very much.
Chris has $55, $116, $12. Vote for 10 after $1. PEPO, $7, $77.
Bovine Thunder, $10. Keep it donations guys.
Johnny.
Stem and Steve.
Hey.
$25. Hey, Colin and Alson, everyone. Just want to thank you. Let you know.
I want to thank you for everything you're doing.
Thank you for making it all the way.
Many thanks for everyone.
Time for a showdown, $20 mark.
Elk B, $200, few more days, make them count.
All right, do you want to journal now about the ending now?
I would love to hear about the ending.
All right, okay.
So we always have these big endings in the cycle of fun.
Well, the past two ones.
The first two we ended in McDonald's.
It's a big, it's a big bad ending.
And you know, when we were ending in Osaka,
there was kind of like a ration of like where should we end.
It's kind of hard to kind of think about what's a good spot to end we get in
an old cycle castle we could end in a mall all these things that are really
cool and ultimately there was some kind of serendipity to this because huge
pizza who we went to on cyclophone 3 turns out he was opening a new place
that was much bigger he opened up last month so we're gonna be ending with a
pizza party. Yeah, you can get your very own cyclical pizza slices. Excuse me? Yeah,
so me and Chris have a pizza and Bangang has a pizza and Max has a pizza. We have a pizza?
Yeah, Bangang has a pizza. You got a pizza? Mouse has a pizza? Mouse has a pizza, too.
Mouse has a pizza. What kind of pizza is it? Yours is buffalo and pesto. Buffalo cheese
and pesto. Would suit him. Wait, is that why you asked me? That's why I asked you, yes.
What's ours?
Oh my god!
I was like, wait, why is he talking about Bingo?
I will defend this for the honor of the band.
Me and Chris is pepperoni jalapenos.
What the fuck are you guys?
That's ours.
We have pineapple.
Did you ask Ian?
Were two people in the band gang asked for pineapple?
No, Ian.
Yeah.
You're gonna take it up a bit?
We all love it.
No, we gotta claim that.
I love pineapple.
Pineapple is my favorite.
So, basically, we have some graphics on screen right now that will tell you about it.
basically in the morning from 11 you can go to use pizza from 11 am on I would
assume you can go and reserve your spot to basically get a ticket to be there
we don't know what time we're gonna show up probably like four or five one of
those times so you have to go in the morning so if you want to go and get a
seat on the day there's only like 35 seats in the room you can you can go do
that at 11 a.m. and then it'll be first come first serve for reservations. We're not doing
it online because people might be here and stuff so you have to go in person and be
in Osaka that morning to go and get it. And then you'll get like an hour slot. So you
know you might be there when we're there you might not be but at least there'll be a giant
screen of the cyclotron. A bunch of really cool people who love the event.
Awesome pizza.
So you have some dude god-like pizza.
Legitimately.
Very very very good.
So it'll be a really fun vibe and we'll have a little fun little thing at the end so if
If you are there, when we're there, that'll be a fun little thing to be a part of, because
I got some special plans.
Okay, so that's later revealed to be later.
Okay, great.
More secrets.
The mouse will be there, too.
I will?
You will be there.
Yeah, you will be there.
I'll be there.
I hope.
I hope.
I hope.
I'll put on a milkshake.
So I'll post more information later on Twitter today.
But yes, if you're on all second, you want to get some pizza and celebrate with us at
the end, because we're going to have some pizza and beers, and what a way to end it.
Yeah, we think it'd be awesome, so yeah, it'd be a lot of fun.
And that's great, I like doing the big events, but also going back to basics, back to a cool place.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Stouted for Cypher from Green.
It's between Tokyo Tower and McDonald's.
Well, that's kind of what we wanted to get back.
Maybe we're going two grand, and you know, it's kind of this big thing,
and I feel like, you know, we couldn't appreciate it to the scale.
But I thought what better way to have it in return to use pizza.
Basically, we share it on Cyclethawna 3.
So yeah, you can walk in from 11 to 4, that'll be just like you can walk in at any time and get some pizza,
watch the stream, hang out with some people, say hi, but from 4 to 8, you'll need a reservation.
And that's why if you want to get the reservation, you're gonna go at 11.
So you're telling me I can eat pizza twice in one day?
So you could go in the morning, get some pizza for breakfast, get a reservation, come back later.
This is college.
It's gonna be a calorie surplus day that day.
You can't do it right.
We have a QR code.
Oh, god damn it.
There's a QR code on screen with the graphic right now.
We'll push it to Twitter, so that will show you.
That will show you where to go.
So you can just stand on that QR code,
and then you can just go there.
So yeah, so that's the venue.
I'm excited.
Yeah, we thought we were having an old pizza party.
Did you?
Pizza party.
You need me on that wall.
You want that pizza now.
All right, have we paid, by the way?
They did, look, $7.78.
They paid big time.
They paid, and we're going to pay others.
going to be in jail. Yeah, that's true. We don't want to do that before our grand reveal.
You're goddamn right I did! Have you ever seen a fugitive mid-conner? Yeah, well that's
why we're dumb and old and we're not gonna get ourselves. I know the movie, it's the
You Can't Handle the Truth. You can't handle the truth. Yeah, Jack Nicholson. I know. He
is. He's talking to the cold red. He goes, You got damn right I did it. What are you
gonna ask me next what colors my underwear
another line from the movie
what flavor my pizza is
did you order the pineapple pizza?
did you order the pineapple pizza?
you're not done right!
well thank you all for your time
you want to blow it up for a sec
you may take the whole screen
it's like for ants
unfreakingly unbelievable
blow it up
we're really behind on the donations
well we'll keep it with the levels
I asked you, I'm so excited about all this, I'm so excited.
Well, it was fun because Conor's so good at this, it's like I didn't know if I was
a spy.
He gave me three different places that we might end it at and it's kind of like, who
are you going to tell?
Well, you didn't know it was a huge pizza?
No, I didn't fucking know I had a pineapple on my pizza until just...
So that means that the band game, we'll claim it though, and it has hot honey, that's a good
Well, does it?
It does.
Hot, honey, pineapple, and ham.
So what did you know?
What did you do?
And Paul just told me.
He just sent me a little text.
And I was like, okay, great.
I didn't think we had more calories in the house, which makes it better.
Yeah, that's right.
Pineapple is in front of God.
Well, here's how you get to heaven.
You donate to the Indeficiency Foundation.
The gears work so fast.
You donate to this, and you get into there.
So, like, Valentin, he's the goat.
Is he your mic?
Yeah, that's a...
Oh, this is...
Mouse.
Yes?
They hit it. They hit 779.
So, Mouse, we started today at 717.
So, we've gained $61,000.
That's crazy.
I love a lot of that stuff. That's crazy.
It doesn't sound real.
What? What do you mean?
It's something you're going to like.
Like my booby-TTS.
Oh, because that's what you do.
Because that's what you do to me all the time.
I never do that to you, I never fucking did it to you, I never do that to you.
I never do that to you.
Oh wait, Miles, what was the thing that Connor always says that you taught me during Stardew
that I wanted to learn?
What?
It's like when he's like not listening to you and he always says the same phrase and
you were teaching me the other day?
Oh shit, oh my god, I don't, wait.
Oh my god, there's a specific, he always does this thing where he like, I don't know.
Oh, that's it, that's it.
I don't know.
He sucks it in the air.
That's Japanese. That's like...
Oh my god, it says you. You're always like, what do you decide?
I don't know.
I don't decide everything, challenge. Easy difficulty.
Because Matt...
Bro!
I don't know.
Because whatever I say to get it, no, I don't know.
That's not true.
And I was like, okay, well whatever, bro.
I'm scared of.
This is Latina's.
Ah, weird aren't they?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Latina's a weird man.
He said all Latinas are weird.
Yeah, this one.
That's true.
Not wrong.
It's true.
They're not wrong. It's true.
But people like it.
7, 7, 8 boys.
This is incredible so we still have one more leg right last last live all right
785 is the new target you thought we were done 61,000 on the day is no joke
but let's get to 70 we haven't broken 70 yet on a time I've been here so I
want to see 71,000 let's do it okay 785 for all crazy Latinas that's what
we're looking at Latina Latina's are dangerous but worth it okay
unbelievable 777 60 grand in a man 777 bring it on chat mouse I'm proud of you
thank you so much for being so generous and kind and thank you for saving my life
Wow. Oh, that's very true of you.
Yeah.
Don't know.
If you're looking for a guy over here, you know that.
Don't know.
Don't know.
Don't know, really.
Oh my God, stop doing that.
Oh my God, he always does that shit every time.
I don't know.
Don't know.
Don't know.
Hey Connor, I got this cool Japanese JRPG.
It's called Legend of Legand.
I don't know.
Don't know.
Don't know.
Don't know.
The waiter should have taken it back.
I don't know about that.
Do you want me?
Jeremy?
Dad, and then the whole, that's crazy.
He was sat in the dog park.
I was sat in the dog park.
Dog parking.
I can't get my dog in me.
Oh, he's got my dog parking.
He's crazy.
Okay.
There's two dogs inside of him.
See dog, VA.
I got the beans.
He's got my beans.
I got the beans.
He's my bean boy.
I have the bean bag.
And that's your phone.
Okay.
All right.
You put your microphone here.
All right, let's go for a trip. Thank you guys for being patient in the van bang
You know when we're caught miles I have to answer the bell
What the fuck what are smiles nothing personal?
I kept it on chat
Got it off
I'm smiling I should have smiled my best
You're trying to scare me, that's what you're trying to do.
You're gonna scare not me.
Look at those bikes, beautiful. My bike is fixed.
Is the clicking sound stopped?
Okay.
the derailleur or they took it apart and we set that, so...
Bro, that's his fat ass, he's breaking the bike every day.
I don't think it's my fat ass, it was making a horrible sound.
Looks to be that sugar.
Yeah, well, it'll be fine, I'm pretty sure.
This is no wonder, we all in the UK, but it was working temporarily.
Oh, okay.
It's been tempered.
Alright.
Alright, Mouse, well, we'll let you get some rest.
We're gonna get back on those bikes.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
Have a good day, rest up.
I will.
Are you shooting tomorrow?
Uh, yeah.
Hell yeah, we'll see you tomorrow.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
I'm about to die.
Oh, I win that.
I'll put this here. You know what to do with it.
Oh, that's a little thing.
Oh, okay, wow.
That's a trash bag.
I hope my bike's fixed.
It's quite annoying.
There's the most annoying sound in the world.
What?
Not you.
Not you, baby.
I don't know about that.
Is it on?
It might be on.
Weird.
So there's another cable car tomorrow?
Yeah.
When is it going to arrive, you think?
I think.
Yeah.
So we'll tell tomorrow night.
Okay.
Well, you may as well check the battery out.
It's just like a ton of weight.
Yeah.
I mean, just like I said, when we, um, before the place of your area, it was being 13.
What?
Yeah, 13.
It's, um, yeah, even when it's not, even when it's not, it's not anything in it.
It's $770,000, $770,000, $770,000.
Well, it's not enough, hardly.
So we just keep continuing.
We carry another battery with it, see if it's a battery.
Could try and grab one from the spare batteries.
Could grab a small rig one, see if that has it.
Might work.
Starlink, yeah.
Well, let's try.
It's about 14 watts.
Yeah, if you bring the battery box over, I can...
Actually, I can...
I like putting these on, because I get black socks going on.
I got these ones here, they're just like UV, they're not like super thick.
These are compression ones, yeah, these ones are good for compressing.
But my arms are too big, please.
Look, they're fairly Japanese ones, so they're not meant for normal human arms.
They're meant for lights, people who don't lift anything.
I like these ones because they've got the foam thing though.
Yeah
What's up
Again all these movies are gonna watch
He's a quoting machine
What a day. It's felt long though, you know.
Yeah. Yeah, it's really cool.
I'm going to see dinosaurs to wrap it up.
This one will definitely pull.
But if it's a cable, you know, there might have been so much dirt.
Yeah, I mean, that's not pulling, so it's true.
Because we've been going over so much filth.
The cable money is just the cable.
Yeah, it's the cable. It's the cable for sure.
I imagine it's the cable.
Okay, well I'll take the battery.
Okay, I'll take it.
Alright, well...
If you want to drone over this bridge...
Where's the bridge?
My bag was in Navi's car. I don't know where it is.
It's in the back of his bag.
Okay, thank God. I was like, should we drone him off?
Um, Chris knows where the fridge is, but we'll, if you just give us a second to the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure, I'll get my bag, I gotta get you guys to get set up.
Let's go.
We're gonna have the same time, we'll definitely get them.
Okay.
You can't handle the proof!
You can't handle the proof!
You can't handle the proof!
We already got a new title for it.
It's true.
Ah, yeah.
It's great, we're trying...
Please tell me all about it.
We're so pumped.
Hey, I'm gonna tell you guys something fun to do, you ready?
Ian taught me this last night, it's the coolest thing he's ever done, which is real.
I'm sorry.
He doesn't do much.
He made a website called fakeupdates.com.
It's just a safety URL.
This is your greatest invention I've ever seen.
I made this 12 years ago.
You go to fakeupdates.com.
And you type in fakeupdates.com.
Sorry, sorry, fakeupdates.com.
You choose whether you want a Macintosh or an Apple
or even like a Linux or something weird.
Light or dark mode.
You type in Windows Update.
And you select it.
Well, no, it would already say, like, you choose how long
you want the update to go.
Yeah.
It comes with a standard message which is like, update commencing or whatever it says on the update, blah blah blah, and then you make it full screen and you can just leave your desk and your boss thinks you're computer's up there and you can just go to the computer.
Who's mic is this?
It could be mine.
It is the greatest invention and it looks exactly like you. You can do the thing, you can be performative, you can go, ugh, it's a level.
I guess I'll take an hour at this
The most updated computer
He made this for work when he worked at, like, Tokyo Creative.
No!
It sure is this thing, actually.
It was my other time.
Okay.
There you go.
It is the greatest website.
You will get, so some day on a Thursday when you use this for a pub launch.
Okay.
Sorry.
I didn't see that.
But, uh, you just go to, uh, how long you want?
Five minutes?
Five minutes.
Windows?
Installing updates please wait do anything else to say that's it okay there we go and then you make that full screen
How you done
It doesn't look very good
I know it's raining off corner because he has an apple I don't have an apple. No, but this one is this one is
I love how, yeah, I think comments are actually as well. I appreciate it. This is the most
proud of me I've ever been in the seven years I've been in it. He's never had a proper
jump. He doesn't know what it's like to need a two-hour out. I don't work in McDonald's
taking very much. This gets you out of meetings, extended lunches, lesson planning. I can't
I have to update what am I supposed to do? It's taking two hours. Oh
Fake update they might not be believers, but I'm an early investor
There you go
It's the most safe for work.
Well, it depends if you're the boss or you're the boss in the company.
So there you go.
Go check out internet.com, or at least fakeupdate.com.
I think it's the greatest adventure.
Oh, sorry, I forgot what we were just talking about.
I had to say no, but there you go.
He'd treat him like on stream tomorrow.
I'm taking a picture of OBS.
Keep making OBS version.
Yeah, you should make an OBS.
To be fair, I think I have enough technical issues.
Myself, that's unbelievable.
Awesome.
Alright, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, thank you, Mr. Yosem.
Bye-bye.
I'm glad I could share you-
Alright, I think...
I think we're about ready.
I think my- I need to send my feed, though.
So...
Dono matching in progress?
Oh, who's matching donos?
Sick.
Who's doing that?
Okay, let's...
My location, the location has been weird, man, on this fucking thing, connecting live, okay.
Maybe it'll send, okay, who knows? Okay, so we have this and then I gotta send the feed.
What are you talking about?
Okay.
All right, Chad, you ready?
Uh, start.
Okay, 30 kilobytes, 10 kilobytes, 6, 10, 6000.
Now we should be working on my feed.
Let's try it.
Alright chat, how are we looking?
Last leg of the day, day 12 is nearly done.
She's excited.
I hope my bike sounds good, man.
The new chain sound is killing me.
So this is some bridge that we got out here.
Oh, it sounds lovely.
Yeah, it sounds much better.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
All right.
Let's go, kickstands up.
Don't go too fast.
We'll wait for you.
Right, chef.
Sir, it's very nice. TTS is on, boys.
It's T. Bulman.
Ah, then what?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's the richest man in the world, right?
I'll get the goats to log out.
They will come back to a five hour update.
Oh man, 14k.
I'm done with the day.
High boys please take my money for this amazing cause. Gladly. This is a beautiful day in Japan.
Oh, oh it was.
Cheerfully on from Canada, Canada emoji.
So yeah, couple things I'm going to tell you about, except I forgot to.
I actually voiced in a game that just came out today, like an hour ago I think.
It's Opus Prison Peak, I think I voiced it, I think it's the name of it.
It just came out.
And I have quite a lot of, I'd play a pretty cool character, right?
And yeah, took me quite a lot of sessions to record, so if you want to go and have a story
that'll make you cry, go and play Opus Prison 3.
Opus?
Opus Prison 3, I think it is.
Yeah, I'm an Opus.
I think it's quite a popular game series.
Yeah, I voiced, uh...
There's a, uh...
Commander, the alien will continue to make progress on the Avedon cross.
Oh, no!
If we're going to slow down, we'll need to move past.
Send in the troops!
Yeah, I voiced a, um, a bear.
And, uh, kind of a mental voice in it.
I play an old man.
Because I am an old man.
So, uh, it's quite a heartfelt story.
me had me filmed quite emotional while recording it so if you want to if you
want to cry then the game will definitely make you cry so good to get
out it's a fun steam on a 30 I am 30 but my voice act I can be any age developers
Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers.
He's probably like nearly dying, I'll say.
I know, I've seen it. He earned those billions. Very hard-working man.
Yeah. Dude, my chain sounds amazing now.
No noise at all. Beautiful.
It was the fucking derailer.
Will I play it on stream?
I might. I don't know. I gotta see.
I know it's...
There's some streaming guidelines around the game, but...
I might play it on stream.
It's a very emotional game. I'll say that much.
I won't swear anything for you. I know if...
I think some people... Whoa!
I just kicked it.
Fucking hell.
That's not good.
By my phone.
Why don't you tighten it?
Don't blame the phone holder.
Is it all right?
Is it okay?
How's your iPhone?
Developers, developers, developers!
This guy huts it.
That is the greatest iPhone we've ever made.
It survives, Chris Sprott's fall.
Why is it falling off so much?
My phone's never fall.
Okay, that's Naby's phone holder.
Die, sir. Poor Naby, he spent so much money on that.
Dono matching myself.
Hey.
I'm very proud of you for doing this again and again.
Thank you.
Hands down, you're the best friend of Glemmel in the town.
Hey, I'm lucky too, man. I'm very lucky. I've got a really cool friend.
He is awesome.
What was that for me?
Developers, developers!
So yeah, just with the game out, I know it came out just today, so I was kind of excited
for that.
It was a really fun and fun role and quite a challenging one.
It was a lot of tough emotions and subtleties to have to work through, but I had a very
director and the studio is really fun to work with and it's really funny when I was recording it.
The I think like the creator or the the lead writer or something was listening in. I have to
remember about like two hours he's like um are you are you sea dog? And I was like uh yeah man thanks
Thanks for letting me be in the game.
I appreciate this.
He was like, oh, oh.
So that was really sweet.
I appreciate, that was really funny.
I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I am.
Because I wasn't using my normal voice,
but obviously in between takes
when I'm asking questions and stuff.
Like, I'm like, so how do I,
how do I approach this line?
What's the, what's, you know?
So that was very, it was really sweet.
So I appreciate that.
So, check the game out.
So, really cool.
It's fun, I mean I record these things so many months ago,
sometimes years, and then they come out and I'm like,
oh yeah, I did that, I forgot about that.
And I think there's a couple more things coming out
in the future, but for now, it's a really cool project.
Huh?
Yeah, I think so. The wind is still pushing us.
I mean, I'm going to go into the back of a scissor gear, that's right.
No, you're still there.
Will you be available still after the cycle of...
Ah, yes.
...reetings from Switzerland?
Ah, so I think it will be available for one day after the cyclophone.
Oh, chuchu dog.
One day or two days after... I think it's two days after the cyclophone, I think.
I think it's two, I think it's two. I'll confirm properly, but it's not long, like it's very short
afterwards where the merch is no longer being sold, so.
If you want the merch, don't wait. Five dollars every item is a little charity, too.
Hi Connor, I hope everyone the best for the rest of the cyclist.
Oh, thank you.
PLS, take care.
Dude, this tailwind is beautiful, man, it's like I barely have to pedal.
Damn dude, I forgot we were on the big truck road.
Holy shit, we're on 779, holy fuck.
This has been such an insane day of raising money, thank you Chad.
Seriously, you're, you're, again I said this yesterday and I say it again every day, like
The amount you guys have showed up is kind of staggering and impressive.
I'm constantly impressed by how willing you guys are to get involved and donate with this every year.
I would understand if you guys got bored of this, but every single year you guys show up and get really excited about it
and that's what makes it so easy to keep doing it, so thank you. Seriously.
Oh, whoa, Mitch MDA star, 250 dollars. Thank you so much. And we got 250 dollars from
Casemont too, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Developers!
We've all been developed and developed.
I did forget to put more on.
It's because you're more on.
Ah.
I mean more on, I'm going to put more on.
You're an intelligent man.
What do you make of my own?
Well, no tonight.
I put a layer on after lunch, that was one o'clock, very three hours ago, okay, I'm probably
reaching the end of the sunscreens usefulness, unfortunately. It's about what, like two to
four hours it kind of works, normally two. You should reapply every two, might work for four, kind of vibe.
I'm also shocked because I genuinely, I tell myself this every year because I need,
If I'm going to do this event every year, I can't sit there and tell myself, like,
hey, if we don't get X amount, it's a failure.
I can't do that, because the event doesn't make sense to approach it like that.
Some people will be like, some people ask me, what are you going to do differently?
What's different about this cycle path?
I'll just say, honestly, not much.
It's the same thing.
It's there for two weeks.
The point of it is to hang out with the friends and raise money and it doesn't have to be
bigger or better every time.
Just raise some fucking money and hang out with my friends.
And any amount we raise is amazing.
But the fact that we're already crushing previous goals is obviously amazing.
But even if we were half of what we got last year or third, I'd still be super grateful
because that's a lot.
It's a lot of money.
So thank you, seriously.
And I like to think of this, like the way I see the event, it's like, it's like an AGDQ, it's like, it's just something that's always there.
It's like two weeks where you can just chill out and watch it.
You know, there is no, like, goal that we have to hit.
It's just, hey, come back and hang out and watch.
Oh, I guess we have to get a little left.
There's no cycles allowed on the highway.
Are you going on walking?
Surely it's saying left then.
So left and straight.
Uh, yes.
Wow.
Anonymous 500 donation. Holy shit, thank you.
Do you want me to look at the match?
One is a big dog, I don't know if it's very long.
So I don't have the end goal, so I don't know.
We have to go left.
Yeah, I'm fortunate the cyclists can't go on that bridge.
Oh, it's so fun.
Every time I move my right leg, sometimes I bump into a choke.
Okay?
He's so cute, man.
I love this little guy.
He's so sick, dude.
He's so sick.
It's so sick. Turkey is so cool.
Motha koo.
Yeah well sometimes they do this just to like...
If there's a busy crossing they'll build it.
Yeah, like this, because otherwise you'd have four lanes worth of traffic going on this.
Fuck no.
You wouldn't do anything in a U-turn.
I can't even say I'm sorry.
You didn't revisit Café Mourne in Canazawa.
Also, where can we buy a physical copy of the book in the US?
We'll link to it on Instagram on the FIO thing.
Oh, just go and solve the DaVinci code first, then.
Go and try and subscribe.
Click on the link tree.
There's just a link on there.
This is hard, mate. This is hard. This is complicated.
I'm lost.
Okay, there we go.
I think there's still some signed copies left.
Developer, developer, developer.
Keep going, guys.
This keeps on awesome. True
Who's gonna fix the fucking math yeah
Elunders core elunders core rah rah rah rah rah rah
Okay
Let's get let's get baby back on the TGS. I'm in a while, but I was gonna back
Let's get baby back
He is also not racist guys, remember?
So that's good.
The UK has some good things.
Only fans.
A British guy did own it, but our most profitable company.
Only fans is like the most, like, it was something ridiculous.
It was like the most profit, or like, yeah,
most profit per employee company in the UK.
It's not ridiculous like that.
So it's a fun fact.
But, yeah.
That's not a good thing.
Nope, it is not a good thing
that that is almost possible company.
Huh, flying.
Connor, it's flying.
Please, no, I'll be a good boy.
Ha, ha, ha.
Movie is back.
Oh, it's flying around. Ew. It's headed out of my mouth.
Amusement Park, dying now.
There's actually a couple of those across Japan, I don't know what's in them.
They're like crane games and stuff? Or is it Pachinko? I think Pachinko is it.
It's always fucking Pachinko.
Dude, this truck of cats is so goddamn cute, bro.
Let me show you when we get to this red light.
It's a very freaking truck. Let me show you, chat.
Who the freaking cutest little cat in the world is.
Oh, I don't mind.
You're good to see you.
Sorry.
Don't forget, Chat, if you want to cycle along to a cyclophone, we release the Cyclophone
Forever app, where you can track your fitness watch, whatever, fitness tracking to an app
where it plays the original cyclophone, and you can get a little monkey cosmetics.
It's pretty fun, so go check it out.
It's available only on Android.
Letting the mods out, there's so many things to promote, I'm so sorry, like this is like
a bazillion things about this to promote.
We got the sub which you can get, sorry the remote which you can get by subbing or giving
lifting a sub. We got the badges you can get by watching the stream. We got the merch.
We have a game of slaps cap. Thank you game of the slaps. Oh this wind makes this like
a joke. Sorry I wear pants.
Guys, raise it up Chris, give me a thumbs up!
How do you have a thumbs up?
There he is, the boy Pete.
I've never been to Lerife, agree.
So it will be fun to see the town of it.
Oh, what a beautiful weather to end it on, eh?
For this day.
Day 12 chat.
Oh my, goodness gracious.
That means you've got day 13, 14 and 15 and we're done.
done. Oh man. Only three more days of cycling after today. I'm going to stay around for
a while though. It feels like when you start this journey it's never going to end. And
time flies really fast. Very, very, very fast.
Oh, look at this. Who is this?
Give me your money! I need donations!
Okay.
Before the bridge?
What's that?
I'll tell them.
They want us to slow down for the bridge.
Slow down for May 1.
Okay.
May 1.
Alright, well they want us to slow down.
Okay, we can go.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Alright.
All right, I'll take it easy, that's a little legend.
As you're already doing great things in your life, do you also have a dream project that
you want to come to fruition?
You know, people always ask me this.
Maybe there's some, like, amazing answer there.
How long is it between you deciding to do another cyclothon and the ride starting?
Do you know during one ride that you will do another later on?
Okay, let's answer question one first.
How I decide what I want to do and my grand plans.
Thank you for doing what you do.
Thank you.
People like you all help restore my faith in humanity.
Oh, I got you.
How I decide how I make the projects are what fun things can I do with my friends?
What fun things can I do with Dave?
What can I do with Miles?
oh my god baby what the fuck
what the fuck what I guess I don't know
Gold, gold Cape discovered in 1833 in a Bronze Age burial mound to strong
1900 and 1600 BC
Yeah, he will
How when do we decide the next cycle from someone asked when do we decide to do the next cyclathon?
We kind of just say like
Yeah
Yeah, I kind of assume we're doing it until
We say we're not.
I don't know what to do about him.
Three, seven, eight.
Oh, give me five.
Give me a first.
Oh, so beautiful.
Did I hurt your hand when I grabbed?
OK, good.
Time maxed.
Oh, OK.
Well, this is the first time you've been touched in years.
Physical touch feels so good.
Ha ha.
Give me one second.
What?
Oh, seven, that's it.
Oh, I need to charge my phone. Let's get the wire.
Oh, Chuckercat, let me show you.
Oh hi, that's me, that's a good look at.
No, I'm okay.
No, I didn't skid it, but I should have.
That's my little guy while I'm cycling.
I didn't skid it but I should have.
It's my little guy while I'm cycling.
The trigger cat's right here too. He's kind of just as cool.
The wind is so strong with us.
Petho Andugaben.
Okay, it's a pet and garden area.
This place store's massive.
It's a home centre.
Wow.
I love getting a home centre, even though I know I'm not going to buy Jack's shit.
Every now and then I turn apart
I now need you more than ever.
Oh god, fuck it up.
See ya boss.
I like what he says there.
I slammed it in the car door again.
Ah!
Stop slamming your penis in the car door.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Look, I've seen you run red lights.
It's a competition.
I love these K-Trucks.
Well, that's kind of a big truck, though, but it's a big K-Truck.
So this is the bridge.
Oh, whoa, look at that on the bridge.
Yeah, look what they have on top.
You see what they have?
Look down to the right.
Look at that zoom in.
Look at that little diner saw.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
Da da da.
Why is there a diner?
Teen rags.
This is a big bridge.
Ah, what a beautiful day.
Sunning day.
And a beautiful river.
A bit more traffic on the road than we'd probably want, but still beautiful nonetheless.
Dude, the river looks majestic.
Oh, if we get a bullet train going, that'd be so cool.
The whole train would go crazy here.
This is a very large bridge, boys.
So now we're entering Fogui City, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
Enjoy the vibes people.
Thank you Paul for the lovely drone show. Well worth waiting for.
Keep up the good work everyone. Hazard!
Another cyclist for a lot of gear going here.
They were also a foreigner.
Wonder what their journey's been.
But I hear these speed lines.
Yeah, I guess Paul's gonna get fed.
I've watched all your Cyclathon BODs and only started watching the Cyclathon live last year. Tell me I enjoy his videos
This person enjoys your videos Chris
So thank you very much
It's a video game I can't stop him
I'm breaking through the barricades. Oh
My baby you roll you're literally a demon king, bro. You got them
Come on, they're locked in. This is embarrassing. This is embarrassing to send back.
Lexus. The Lexus stores always look so nice.
This is a nice car, isn't it?
Dude, the tailwind is...
It needs to be studded.
So we can replicate it.
Hey!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, the tailwind is beautiful.
It's been...
I don't know.
It's been immaculate all day.
Just absolutely fucking cinema of a tailwind.
Somebody did say it's so nice.
They said they liked your videos.
That's not rare, they glaze you all the time, I just don't tell you.
Oh, wow.
You get too much glazing.
Propaganda, isn't it?
What do you mean, propaganda?
I think comments went out by the day, didn't they?
Yeah.
I was hoping Chris could see the cycle right now.
There it is.
Probably doesn't last very long, but it's just this stretch.
That's how it always is, we'll have one stretch of road and then we'll be back to normal road.
Yep, that's exactly what it is.
Fucking pointless.
It's like, I appreciate the effort, but if you just go back to a normal fucking time, there's a point.
It's like, obviously designed by people who never cycle.
kids like that like yeah well I mean that's good enough right like well no
really get on the bike tell me it's good enough
cyclists complaints
I was complaining about how they had a nice big cycle lane for about a hundred
meters and it just ends I mean I get it there's the city was in design for it
But, you know, yeah, I'm not hungry at all.
It's the rare thing that I'm not related to London.
None of space for a bike lane.
I kind of like what they did in London, where they just
took a lane away from cars.
You know, just make it so that driving is, you know, a more,
like, I know, difficult, but it makes it way easier for
everyone to cycle.
But London's obviously way more dense.
This is like the countryside, so, you know.
Cars were in supreme, and that's never gonna change.
Keep them coming, people.
We're almost there.
But my watch is low, okay.
Well, I'll keep that in mind.
I think these cities are just laid out more
like American cities than they are like European,
so they're just never,
it's gonna be hard to make them cycle through.
But I don't really mind.
I don't mind going on the road.
It's just like, I was frustrated 10 times
when they were cycling lanes and then they disappeared.
And I go, what's the fucking point of this?
That old cycle lane that we went on with Felix
was, I read up on it, and apparently it was a train track,
a singular train track that wasn't in use anymore.
And they turned that into a cycle lane,
which I think was genius, because my God, it was beautiful.
I've made that area so sick but I don't know we can sit here until whatever structure
will there.
I won't bore you past because especially it's lime.
I mean it's not lime, it's like very important and serious but you know what I mean.
I'm getting lost in the weeds.
Oh, I hate cycling in cities, you can never go fast, there's always 19 cars that won't
overtake you, there's always McDonald's and you have to cycle past and smell and just
wish you were in there instead.
It's kind of over stimulating how much stuff there is to look at.
I'm like, oh wow, quattro boom.
What is that? What is a cluster of boon?
What's up?
I can tell you it will.
He's recording the audio book this summer I think.
So it will be.
Trust me, he's told me all about it.
He won't stop telling me about it in fact.
All right.
It's a pretty hospital I can hang.
God, this tailwind is still so glorious.
It's still getting pushed by it.
You barely have to pedal. It's beautiful, Chad.
I don't know how my derailer broke, maybe it's just years of use, you know.
I don't think I've ever changed that part in five years.
Maybe it's broken for five years, you know.
It's great.
I've no idea.
You should have taken it today.
I'll take it down, Colin.
Oh, I remember the chain now.
Wow, that kind of was fish colored.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do. I love that dolphin song.
One car coming to our right as well, a left pretty fast and right now and I think we're
good to go.
Let's go.
There's another stop sign up ahead.
Fun.
I guess we're turning right at the end.
Evening, keep the doughnut up everyone.
To quote one of my far-view repeat songs,
go, go money.
Rise your hand into the night,
let the money go, it's only money.
True.
You don't get to keep it after your time's up.
Pretty easy.
Well, if we get a train I'll be very grateful.
I will come.
30 year developer, I have to use AI to write code that goes through an AI that reviews
the code, that complains about the AI that writes it, fshit.
That I couldn't imagine a more frustrating job to be in right now with this AI bullshit
where they're like, you gotta use this, you're like, please, for a little god, don't want
me to use this.
You off AI.
This developer of 30 years was like, they make me, they force them to use AI and then
and get AI to check it.
And then the AI complains about the AI code being bad.
Ha ha.
I think AI is a great venture, but it's still a bit overrated.
Yeah, it's super fucking overrated right now.
It's just a fucking giant waste of life just here, I know.
That's because of our great things even still are there.
Maybe in the future, it'll get there, but.
Wow.
That's like everyone redundant.
Yeah, I just hate the gleefulness
of which they're like,
we can't wait to replace jobs.
It's like, why, why?
Why do you want people to be fucking jobless and homeless?
Why is this like a turn on for people? I don't get it.
They just, they love, they love the idea of firing people, they love it.
Oh, hello.
Nah, we were going to beat that die-hat, see.
There's a high chance we'd win.
I mean, I know quite a lot about AIT being...
I'm worried about that job.
Certainly very protective.
Coming through a lot of jobs in the film and TV industry.
Yeah, I mean, I think it'll shake things up a lot.
You mentioned the film was beautiful. It was rough.
It was like, oh man.
You're more of a prompt director.
Are we straight or...?
We can dodge this, we can do a little dodging.
Oh, that's three lanes, okay.
Yeah, let's do that.
Why have Claude, what do you do at the corner?
Just ask me to do it.
What the fuck are you doing it? You do it yourself.
Tell me you're asking to do something.
Imagine that, that's like motivating. You know, you learn it yourself now.
Give me three ideas for a recipe for the spinach.
Fucking kill it son of a fucker.
Thank you, thanks, Connor.
I think that would be a...
What a motivating tool that would be.
I don't get out of bed until I've made a million.
Mindfully so.
Then my itinerary for a trip to Italy, fucker.
Fucking...
Go Wales instead.
I've, to this day, I've still just found Googling whatever I want to Google and then Reddit
just works better than any AI.
Well, yeah.
Reddit seems to be just, Reddit's so good.
You'll find they're like hyperspecific nerd for everything.
They'll be a guy.
It's like, my whole thing is like I have reviewed the best fucking airline seat.
You know, like, this is my guy.
I need to find this guy and listen to him not this fucking robot
And then you're gonna like find the reddit thread that's new not the one that's like eight years old like
I mean it's it's a it's fake fake news
Well, I mean, when the wind's with you, every paddle is like time five.
When the wind's against you, it's maybe like half effective, if that.
I feel almost recovered from the cycle last 30 days.
It's been so good, so good at trucking in.
Yeah.
I know I've heard of the wind as well as the next two winds as well.
Well, we're going inland, so you'd hope that there wouldn't be that wind that far.
But Chris is not going to make it to be honest with you, he's not doing 996 right now.
So he's not going to make it.
He's doing like 110.
I'll sit under a tree and say I need my driver's stick.
It doesn't matter.
Straight or?
Straight down that open.
Alright, fine.
Right now.
It's very lonely.
Stop.
Listen. Go, go, go.
Full of trains pulled in.
Must be close now. I just took the full train.
I love this last stretch you always get in the twilight.
Try it out. It's so nice. Oh, it's beautiful.
That sunsetting. Always makes
such a wonderful picture and summarizes my feelings about another great day
raising money and being able to cycle for you guys. It is an honor truly. So thank
you guys for always allowing me to entertain and occupy a second monitor
out here.
I was like, why are you stopping?
I know, but you get like five seconds or is the bus car wash?
Look at that.
Look at the bus car wash.
Port wash.
That's cool.
That's cool.
I've never seen one of those before.
That's cool.
I mean, I figured it would just be a bigger car wash, but uh...
Don't worry.
A.I. has made my boss a copywriter, programmer, graphic designer, marketing genius, musical
an artist and an ass hat.
Yeah.
We must be close now.
Half a K?
Sounds like your boss is not a fun guy, man.
It's a lot of fun.
At the car wash.
Oh, oh, oh.
Did you have a shocktail?
Right.
Oh, fuck.
Um, no.
Sharktail. What a weird movie. That was such a weird 2000s movie.
Yeah, and they were like setting the fucking car wash workers in the fucking ocean.
But they were really just greenlighting anything back then.
Well, that's what they tried.
Yeah, wow, that really showed them.
We all know where it happened.
I did see it.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah, wow, look at that.
How many seconds will this bike lane last?
Oh, OK, well, it was nice while I lasted.
Alright, Chad, we can cut out the air I talk now.
No more. No more. I'm sick of hearing about it.
I remember Valentino made it. Okay. He had a lot more distance to do than us.
Yeah, I hope he made it okay.
He is a good.
Yeah, we should have just done today and tomorrow, it's Rapids 1, and tomorrow we're just spending
the theme park or something.
Rest up, relax, recharge, bring back what's to follow, we still have a few days left.
Sure.
Three days left to get that number higher.
That's a good one.
Screechy bites?
Whoa, what is that big ball?
It's the size of your balls, mate.
Not too fair, that is.
Alright, dinosaur's chat, you ready?
That's pretty cool.
Oh, wow.
Wasn't they moved?
Finally, that.
Really?
Did you ask?
Well, yes we're here alone.
Yes, of course.
Well, we can go and read up that in the sack.
Let's have a look at the T-Rex.
That's so cool.
It's so whimsical.
That's not a T-Rex.
That's not a T-Rex.
I can now reveal, it is a fact, a subcontinuous tenorensis.
Excuse me, how did you know that?
Fuck your head get blown off.
Normally this is operational and I think it's because of the...
Really? It doesn't look like it moves.
I was here like a few months ago and they're fucking roaring and shit.
I've got a video with Ian and that's he's going...
Waaah!
Yeah?
I think after 4 or 5pm they've switched them on.
What? They switched them on?
We'll get to see it.
We'll want to listen to them on.
Anyway, we're here.
Oh, I had... I wonder... I thought I heard it.
The van's very far.
He's like, looky there's him.
What are you doing, guys?
Well, let's read about the dinosaurs while we wait.
Okay.
Cicomimus is a species of carnivore dinosaur
and the family of spinosauri...
Wait, I'm just gonna...
Spinosauridae?
Spinosauridae.
I discovered a Niger on the African...
Okay, don't laugh at the country of Niger.
Well, I had to take stock for a second of what I was reading
because that was a very dangerous word to mess up.
Okay.
That would have been quite to the end of time.
Look, whenever you see that word, you have to read it.
You have to take a moment to pronounce it correctly.
Its long, thin snout is lined with more than 120 conical tea.
Is that what you say? Conical?
It is thought that it used its snout to catch and eat fish,
because there's such harmony in this,
I lived in Africa in the early... How do you say that word?
Cretaceous?
Cretaceous.
Oh, you're so small. Cretaceous.
I'm the Tyrannosaurus.
It's a hard word.
I lived in North America in the late Cretaceous.
How do you say it again?
Cretaceous.
That's a great word. Cretaceous.
Cretaceous.
These two dinosaurs could not have fought because they lived in a different times in place.
Many fossils of this dinosaur teeth have been found at the dinosaur exploration site
in Katsu Yamashi in Fupir.
So it's a bit inland in the mountains, would I excite them all?
Ben Connor, hey it's not a word I read a lot, I was going to read the other ones, there's other ones too.
I want to read about the Korean why they like dinosaurs.
There's a lot of words I don't know chat, so it's always learning.
By the way, it's pronounced Suk-O-minus. Suk-O-minus.
Oh, it's moving! Oh, you lied to me!
Whoa!
Wow!
No!
Look at him go!
That's so cool to have that in a station.
Let's go look at these ones. They're moving too.
Okay, I don't...
Oh, it's me. I'm sorry, sir.
No, no, no. No.
Why would it turn around?
I know. I look at them.
That's so cool.
They're like very good animatronics.
Look at those.
They move so like gently.
Yeah, that's one of the facts.
Wait, I want to see more.
Wow. Look at that.
It's like you in his stomach.
How did you know I got it in there?
It's not another tanga.
Fukui raptor, cute, dinesis, having a seemingly slender lower jaw with sharp teeth and vor,
hind limbs with large terrifying claws belongs to the allosauro idea. Its body length is
maybe 4.2 meters based on the femoral length. The specimen provides the preclude to solve
the problems of the theropod evolution during the early, early, you got the word?
Cretaceous. Cretaceous. Word of the day.
Cretaceous. Word of the day. Cretaceous.
Today's word is Cretaceous.
Let's read the Phukesaurus Tetorhiananus Tetorhianus
I can't read it, I'm very smart
Phukesaurus found in Katsuyama City, Phukesaurus was a herb for dinosaur
Iguanodont
Its full length is 4.7 meters, well preserved fossil bones of the dinosaur-enabled researchers
to reconstruct the Japanese dinosaur skeleton for the first time
Phukesaurus was described and named mainly based on skull elements in 2003
That's cool!
RRRRRR!
Dinosaur!
So cool, man!
This is rad, is that right?
Yeah, whoa!
Not really.
But wait, they have Girls Bar Clear, and amusement bar caches on the third floor...
Clap!
I got the real dinosaurs!
So the real dinosaurs come out!
RRRRR!
This is like pee getting out of the pool...
Aw man!
Afternoon!
Not gonna be no morning!
What's this right here?
Oh, dude, look at this.
We have dinosaur footprints,
lifestyles wrapped with these fossils
with found in Krattyama City Food Coon Prefecture.
Let's put your foot on to compare the size.
That's the foot.
And this is a foot, too.
Fucking hell.
This is Chris's foot after the milkshake.
This is the Ankylosauria.
And that one is the Theropodor, much more nice.
Wow!
62 centimeter length of...
Well, let's compare.
Well, I'm allowed to step on it, right?
Let's put your foot on to compare the size, okay?
Yeah, I can log it.
I think he's got your beat.
That's enough, right?
Could you eat a T-Bone steak that large?
Yeah, I think so.
I'll eat my phones, so...
I'll take my ring off.
That's all he gets stuff.
What was that?
Fuckin' hell.
Sorry.
Is that Voss?
Yeah, me, you, Ian and Natsuki came here.
There's a really funny video on Instagram of Ian and I re-doing Jurassic Park.
Yeah, cool station. Probably the coolest station in Japan, come on then.
Correlation.
Fucking dinosaurs, mate!
They dug up and excavated a lot of dinosaurs.
That's cool.
I think the thing that I like about you guys is that they're so whimsical, they'll just have...
What do you have on the front of the station?
Swansy Station.
Drums people?
We have the town cryer.
Probably more Davidson dinosaurs than Swansy Stakers.
Well we are the heron cattle of the UK.
Yeah, so...
Swansy versus fucking Brachiosaurus.
He wins.
This is cool.
Look at this.
That's not Brachiosaurus.
Who's is Corpusaurus?
Where?
I don't know.
That's not T-Rex though.
No, it's not T-Rex, man.
Oh, how far away is that?
It's by far away.
Okay.
There's a T-Rex.
Oh, right, there's one.
Two minutes.
Should we take a photo by the big one?
The T-Rex is pretty big, and it's like,
long.
Is the T-Rex the coolest looking one?
Hell yeah, it is.
Hey, man, I'm not gonna get killed by a raptor.
If I were to die, I'd rather be bit by a T-Rex.
my t-rex. That's true. Or after I'd be like,
after I'd be like girl, I'd just get out smarter than you really. Not this, right?
No, that's not a t-rex. Well, I'm just making sure. I can't see where the t-rex
can fall somewhere due. I don't know. That thing is you, it's your gamer posture.
That's, how dare you. Which way is it? This way straight. It's right around this bus.
Bro, I'm blind.
Do you think we're just lying?
Yes.
Surprise McDonald's.
You lie so much.
I might.
Did somebody say surprise McDonald's?
It's my favorite dinner.
That's cool, isn't it?
Yeah, it's a cool little station.
I love that they, you know, as usual with Japan, they just embrace the weird.
Oh, I see where it is.
Oh, wow.
That's great.
Yeah, thanks.
That's a modern life.
That's actually Chris's car, if I'm not mistaken.
You do have enormous calves, it's unsettling.
It is, it is unsettling.
It's like we're in an enormous fucking dump.
We're in a dump again.
It is unsettling.
That's a calf.
Can we go this way or?
You're gaslighting yourself.
That was complimenting you.
Well, unsettling's not a compliment.
Thank you to Gia for the $150 donation.
$150?
Damn, go.
It's a generous donation.
$150 is a lot of money.
It really is.
Whoa!
Okay, that's cool.
Eh, it speaks.
Is he stuck on the tree or something?
He impaled himself on accident, yeah.
That's cool.
Hey there, that's pretty cool.
I think not even.
That's pretty cool.
Whoa!
Why does it move so good?
It moves so good!
I wanna be killed by that, you know, like, look at that.
Yeah, you're taking a picture, you're like...
AHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Wait, come on, let me get a video of you.
From this... oh, fuck it!
From this angle.
Right, like this, go like this.
AHHHHH!
He's right behind me, isn't he, guys?
Oh, jeez.
I'm going to give this a 4K.
Actually, the best angle is side-on.
Because when I plan for it, he's looking at me.
Tell me when we're starting.
But he went by and the cashier was going.
He doesn't like moving now.
He's afraid of me.
Motherfucker.
Oh, he's moving.
He's sort of, his jaw is like...
Motherfucking waived him.
Like Grant?
He's sort of like really ambivalent to your presence now.
He's afraid.
He's like really...
He's like really...
Over here I have a flare!
Oh fuck it. There we go. You ready?
Yeah. Yeah.
Don't worry everyone, this isn't the Tyrannosaurus...
There you go, that's my...
The natural of this craft.
Watch out.
I studied...
Thank you so much.
Sorry, everyone, this isn't the Tremendous.
Let me make this video.
You can see that on Instagram.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for watching today's stream.
It's all done?
It has been a pleasure.
What are we in there?
7.81.
Wow, shit.
shit that's crazy that you just said holy fucking shit as well sorry I was
almost killed by a dancer 7-8-1 well done boys dude what a day incredible what a
day boys thank you so much 10 out 10 day right 10 out 10 day for sure I'm gonna
see you guys for three more days yeah I'll see you guys in tomorrow for another
is there a word for the penultimate day?
Pen up, pen down, pen up.
Shaka laka laka laka.
I will see you guys tomorrow for the third.
We're gonna source it.
Three more days of cyclophthob.
Thank you so much for watching.
Thank you for being so generous as always.
We're very much staggering you to be out this year already.
So thank you so much.
And what a cool dinosaur.
If you want to see Conor and Pete getting by the dinosaur.
Instagram.
That's $800,000 down on Gullible.
We will throw ourselves in the jaws of the beast.
I'm gonna raid Geary because she's online.
I got Rob.
Is Rob online?
I believe he is.
He actually helps.
I believe he's streaming.
Oh my god.
Wait, I might raid Rob then.
Sorry.
Rob's the goat.
Oh yeah, Rob's streaming.
Hold on.
The Rob is streaming.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I never know I picked him up like that.
I didn't see him.
I got to raid Rob because he was on the cycle.
You understand boys?
You understand boys?
You get it.
Sorry Geary.
Geary, you'll get another one.
I'm gonna also get I'll get out of the way so I can um trade somebody guys thank you so much for watching
Well, it's been a pleasure and honor. I'll see you guys tomorrow for another day with excellent cycling
I don't keep Rob some company. He was an absolute giga trap. He was a little so please say yes
Don't pay thanks to all the guys give him a fucking cheeky sausage for his demon. Don't give him a cheeky sausage
All right guys, well I'm about to wrap up here. So I've got all my phones
With the phone. I'm that meme of that guy on the phone. So all my stocks
So we'll see you guys tomorrow
Nine o'clock same time as always for another next day of cycling. Thank you guys for your support event. Yeah. Hi guys
See you later, mate