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04-16-2026 · 8h 59m
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6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Boys, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to day 13 of the Cyclothon and look at all these amazing
names that we have on the board all the massive donators I think we've got
every one maybe we're missing one or two names actually but who's excited to have
a great day
flippity the people of the floor will be float I don't know but who's ready to
raise some money today somebody say raise some money oh no oh I heard that
we're gonna raise some money so let's effin do it let's raise some money
oh what is this mess i can't believe it looks like some spring cleaning needs to
be done yeah it's a brand new day beat brand new day which means i hate to
break it to you a lot of these great names these giga chads and giga
women's who added all this cash. It's time to right some wrongs. It's not a new day.
G'day! Bye! Streaky bacon and sunny delight and the bad beat. Damn Daniel! You're gone
unless you want to be back. Oh look, this is just a new opportunity for a spring start,
right? We got half this, I got it. And then I'm gonna, the koala's gonna hurt.
But if I have to, I have to.
That was a koala?
Shut up.
I'm not an artist.
I don't like a trademark.
I'm a philanthropist.
Even that.
I'm not.
I'm using your guys' hard work to claim credit for myself.
You help.
You're a protagonist.
Well, you know who I, speaking of help,
do you know who I saw helped last night while sleeping?
I don't know.
Show me when they add it to the name.
Put it on there right now.
I had dreams of a bunch of names.
I could see them floating across my little dream scape.
You told me you left my wedding.
I did.
Sorry about that.
You told me he walked out my wedding early.
I walked out your wedding to join another.
I bet he woke up to find that I'd taken his coffee.
Yeah, that was true, so I was punished for the dream world.
All right, look at that.
A shiny blank check, but not for much longer.
Wow.
So just so I know, for my identification,
kill that for one second.
Yes, sir.
Thank you, sir.
What are we at right now?
I've had news.
My app is not working.
Okay, so I'm going to put a number out there
that I remember from yesterday.
It was 781.
78, 781?
78, 781.
781?
We're on 781.
Zach, can we get some confirmation?
You're 781?
So now it's 782.
782, okay, so let's see here.
782,000 dollars.
All right.
Dickens.
Some quick calculation on my behalf.
That's a long one, isn't it?
It's a lot, but it's not enough.
My insatiable thirst for donations will not be quenched with 782.
Daniel, I will take my spot back.
Hey!
Day 10 Daniel!
Day 10 Daniel!
Damn Daniel!
I don't even know why I erased it.
Do you know Daniel?
Have you ever met Daniel?
No.
No one knows the enigma of Daniel.
They just know that he's a generous man.
Day 10 Daniel.
He's a king.
Whenever he wants money, he's like, I'd like to.
I'd like to know more about this person.
I just care. Is he like secretly the king of Denmark or something?
He might, might be.
He's right now the king of donations.
Luckily that donation came through. The other donations I think broke him, unfortunately, but
Daniel's cut through. The Bad Beagle, though.
Yeah.
Bad shows.
The Bad Beagle's back?
Yeah, well...
Well, this event and this community, this has become my yearly charity of choice and tradition
to contribute to the Cycle of Thong.
One thousand.
No!
Oh, no name.
That's amazing.
The Bad Beagle. He's returned.
I'm gonna put him right under I'm gonna put him up top of the foundation because he's the bedrock of this
He is he's he's the bad although. I think he should rebrand
He's become the altruistic Beagle. He's become the giving Beagle. There's nothing bad about what he does
And thus we're using it. He's a bad man
Listener gave 25 all the nation. Oh, come on greeting to the UK today April 17th is my birthday
So here I have some of my money, my disappointing father, via a birthday card, also L underscore,
is a Clark 25, I think it's the 25-dollar donation, and Grim Jager, I think it's the 25-dollar donation, as well.
Okay, so we're trying to get the donations back, apparently the Tiltify thing is broken,
but luckily I am still seeing them come through.
Okay, I don't know the number.
It's more suspenseful, really. I shouldn't need to know the number,
because the charity donation is coming in so fast, it changes too fast.
Which is good because Ian. Oh my go ahead move the bikes far away because we're not starting till 810
We also have cryptic circuit gave a $1,000 donation
Cryptic circuit my man took him to a swallow's game. I also want you to pay attention to something very important
It's something really important right now
Look right there. What is that shirt? Oh my god?
In that hell is that
You found my middle school photo
I was very inspired by Moodown on Psychoform 3
I don't know if you remember, he came, he took some Polaroids, you guys signed them
and we raised a bit of money very quickly
I don't know if anyone would want Pete's face on a t-shirt
but I just thought, if you think charity, you've got my birthday on it
That is the face of someone saying, you didn't donate?
So, I guess, whoever, if you really want this shirt, we'll sign it.
We'll donate it. We'll donate it.
So wait.
We can print another one.
It's a one-on-one. It could be a one-on-two.
This is embarrassing.
This is my middle school photo that we found recently.
Look at it.
I think I was looking normal that day.
Ian really wants to get rid of this, so...
It came out quite nice.
So, if you want this shirt, we'll donate it.
see it. Why did you pull your eyes down? I think he was like smile asshole and I was like
this is what the passage of time, the duality of man. How do we do is 20 minutes? You say 20
minutes. So from 9.15 we'll give you guys 20 minutes. Who raises the most money? Can you get
the shirt? We'll sign it. We'll send it to you. We'll find out. You may not look like the
best but you can have it on your chest so go ahead donate take it I'm gonna I'm
gonna say DLM just donated a thousand dollars DLM this might be your problem
DLM it might be your problem you don't have to take it by the way no you do okay
you have to take it to every official interview DLM so anyway there was day 10
Daniel bad beagle DLMI was there another thousand dollars in there I am
I'm gonna put Megan and Ben from yesterday.
We have Dave Daniel Beagle and now we have DLM.
All right guys, $810,000 is a almighty ask.
But we're giving you a King's Ransom over there.
A shirt with my middle school face on it.
And your name here.
That's what it takes to get the boys on the bike.
I'll sign it.
I'll hand deliver it.
We'll hand deliver it.
I'll hand deliver that.
I don't know if you want to agree to that.
I promise.
Yeah, it's a little cold.
I did not expect...
Gumbelord, thinkin' of 25.
Cybervac, thinkin' of 25.
Anonymous, thinkin' of 50-gold donation.
As well, thinkin' of all the donations.
Anonymous, thinkin' of 50-gold donation.
Keo-2, thinkin' of 50-gold donation.
Oh, cryptic circuit.
That's what it was. I knew there was one more.
You stunlocked me.
Sorry, there's just a lot goin' on right now.
Good, as it should.
There's a lot goin' on.
a cryptic circuit?
Here's what I think a guy who has a cryptic circuit looks like.
There's a bit different.
He's Frankenstein, so there you go.
Yeah, you're right, that's Shrek.
That looks nothing like him.
Shaka laka laka laka laka laka laka laka laka laka laka laka to the 25!
Every day I will add another locker to the end of my name in honor of Chris's
to pronounce it in the first day.
Shaka laka laka laka laka laka.
The Fun Bun, One Dollar Nation.
Benny, uh, Bunny Lucky to the Monkey Gang.
Cryptic Circuit.
Again?
Again?
Again?
I want that shirt.
2000!
Oh!
Oh, Nation!
Let's come here!
No!
Cryptic wants it.
Cryptic wants it.
He's a madman.
Cryptic wants it.
He wants it.
He's at 3000.
Cryptic.
He's the clubhouse leader for the World Cup.
He's at 3000.
He's the clubhouse leader for the World Cup.
House leader for the one-of-one Pete Middle School Tee.
He also famously called Ludwig Paul on the charity event.
Which was my highlight, just because he voted for the other.
That was awesome.
What was his exact wording here?
Did he say you're too poor for that?
I've got what he said exactly.
It was something like, you can't match this or something
along those lines.
I mean, he's pursued to spend $25,000.
To hang out with me.
It was a big ticket item.
And now you can proudly display that in your wardrobe.
Cammy thinking of the 25th of the Nation.
No need for the number one hype man, Peter.
Nui thinking of the 25th of the Nation.
Thank you for doing this every year.
Name pronounced Arnie.
I think I got this close.
Abroadenburg thinking of the 10th of the Nation.
It's usually thinking of the one of the Nation.
Johnny Pease, and I see you again,
25th of the Nation, which do good vibes,
plenty of laughter on today's cycle-thron.
Godspeed.
Cuba thinking of the 10th of the Nation.
We also have, I believe, the most hills
of any day today.
Are mountains of money that we're gonna have to raise then?
I thought today was the day you're cycling, Pete.
Oh, no, no, today I am.
Al and Bill's I think it's a build-in-action carry on. No, no, no. I've decided that anything less than a million dollars will not put me on a
Bicycle for
Philanthropic reasons the entire night 200 grams
He doesn't have that
It's cryptics t-shirt three thousand dollars cryptics t-shirt three thousand dollars and if we could just get this one more look at this
wonderful looking tea made of the finest quality. It might come with a slightly
used smell.
Would it be the speciality of the wine that gets it with it? I can print as brand new one, so if you want it too, I can print as brand new one.
More Doria.
What was your post-send?
$1,000 donation from SugarErequiem.
Sugar, wait, is it Requiem's back?
This turn represents my excitement for Mouse as a guest panelist at Final Fantasy XIV fast.
Oh yes!
Can't wait to see her new model.
Let's unlock that DLC.
And I owe a thing to the Ten of the Nations, CLM and Elza, a thing of the fifty-nine.
It's okay.
Story, a thing of the fifty-nine of the nation, good luck with those hills today.
Johnny Rebel, a thing of the ten of the nation.
Thank you all for you and Mouse, Stu.
You both inspire me to stream for charity from my local children's hospital.
Stream for charity movies.
And Cryptic Circuit.
He's back!
No!
Just to be sure.
No!
One thousand dollars!
Good thing he's not even $4,000 today.
Someone challenge this man.
He really wants that show.
It is a legendary piece here.
He'll rise up and take you on.
$4,000 is nothing for a piece of fat and dusty.
Daniel will make it a bit.
It's a good chance to make it a bit.
They gave it 1,000 yesterday.
I don't even know why I want to show.
Can you remove my name from this, please?
This is incredible, though.
But like I said, $810,000 just
to get them on the bike.
That's the rule.
Look, I'm gonna keep racing this each day.
We only have three more days left.
This is the, I don't give a bull.
I'm so happy that we're gonna get to $810,000
because each day we need to start strong.
I've seen the, read the tea leaves, I've seen the forecast.
We have a bit of a, we start like this
and then we kind of crash, which is fine.
We're basking in the awesome generosity of this right here.
But now if we're gonna start strong,
then we're gonna skiff like I'm strong.
I wanna see eight, 10 on the board,
then they get on the bikes
and then they go up those hills.
That's what the plan is.
But look, there's a lot of space right here.
Keanu, thank you for the $10 donation.
Gillian, thank you for the $25 donation.
Road's $1 million, let's get Pete on that bike.
Nam's the pocket thing for $100 donation.
Thank you for doing what you do, you guys are awesome.
Stefani, $1,000 donation.
Who did this?
Stefani.
Stefani.
Stefani.
Whoa.
Holy shit.
I got you.
$1,000 donation, Stefani.
Stefani, I grand.
Oh, Lee.
Jesse, the 25-dollar donation.
Peter is an amazing hype man,
and I'm loving what you're doing to enter the donation.
Great bunger thing, the 10-dollar donation.
Anonymous, think of the 15-dollar donation
for the international amount of hype.
Anonymous, think of the 75-dollar donation.
Rain, $5.
Great work, boys.
I'm buying a cycle shirt tomorrow.
Dejane, think of the 200-dollar donation.
Got my paycheck and the fixed tax return today.
Hope you get good weather today.
The Bat Child, think of the 25-dollar donation.
He listens to TWRP, bandit defines genre classification, inspired of Daft Punk, among others.
Yes, they wear costumes. They're amazing. No, I have not.
Uh, Bel Senpai, 25th generation. Think of your hard work.
Guys, goodnight from the UK.
Good night. Good night.
Push through, EU gang.
You gotta lock in. Big Chungus, $1. Now I win.
You have not won the t-shirt. You're currently $3,999 behind.
Big Chungus.
We're now at $792.
That's great, but we're still a bit off the mark.
We're a bit off the mark.
It's not beautiful.
792.
It's just not quite.
Because a soft goal today that I'm looking at, $850,000 at the end of the day.
Can we somehow muster up the strength on the twilight of the cyclathon?
Charles, on who?
She even gave $100.
She tossed it at me.
I said, thank you so much.
Thought it was a toll.
It's gone towards donation.
Hyperbred people.
So that's the game.
One doll.
When is Chris releasing the audiobook version of his book?
I don't know how to read.
September.
Archimedes.
Thing with the 25.
I have to take yesterday's message back.
On consideration there is no lever big enough to move Chris's case.
Thing with the 25 doll donation.
First point of Thing with the 25.
It's supposed to be a slip soon while you're pushing through the pain and fatigue.
DePaul's Thing with the 25 donation.
Will you really remind me for you to try Salvadorian poopus?
Poopusas?
I don't know how to pronounce that.
Gee, for the fuck's sake, correct me.
Poopus.
Who sass?
Kisses
Kisses
Kisses
No, I'm not sure, I don't agree
Good luck on the hills today
It's Salvadorian
Salvadorian
Donnie, the 25th of the nation
Goju Sattoro, 5th of the nation
Nah, I don't know
Dal Paladin, 25th of the nation
Florida man here, keep the good work
lands, go crush some miles of kilometers
The bachar, the 25th of the nation
meet again, you should listen to the TWRP
also happy to go
going to have the VOD to watch tomorrow
while I get stabbed
tattooed
I'll have to see the 50-dollar nation.
Iron Mouse Defense Fall.
That's coming in.
Oh, that's the message.
Yeah, 50-dollar nation.
Thank you so much.
I didn't hear the first part.
Oh, oh, I'm fast, I'm fast.
How do we get the 10-dollar nation?
How do we see them?
Think of the 50-dollar nation.
Give them good work, boys.
Scyldar, think of the 50-dollar nation.
These streams have been the highlight of my day,
and I will be sad when it ends.
Let's go, everyone, get those donations out
before anal.
Yes.
NC7Tia.
25th donation.
Have you got a bit of counts?
Chat?
For mouse?
Make a burden during the 10 dollar donation.
Take some time to listen to the birds and they cheer you on.
8.
Do not read this message.
50 dollar donation.
April.
50 dollar donation.
Let's go.
Double A. Mr. Affable Dancing with the Check has sold me for the other donation.
Celestial Paladin.
$5.
Let's wallets, contract donations become instant.
Oilers of light.
Heat my call.
Time to send Mousy.
Fanfest with news of Connor playing Shadowbringers.
Let's go!
Oh, let's do it!
Let's go!
I need the $25 donation.
Dirt track, I need the $25 donation.
I scheduled my first blood donation appointment really
nervous for a great cause, good luck, YARB.
Darswick Donation, I need the $25 donation.
Ordered my Nuggies, and I'm ready to watch you cross some
miles and get those tornadoes.
I have a special announcement, $800,000 too.
Whoa, whoa.
And I'm just going to say, I'm just going to throw it
out there.
Not that anyone gets a shit what I got to say, but I'm
just going to show you.
If I can add on to some awesome news, if you just
get just $8,000 more, just $8,000 more.
That's not so bad.
That's easy, it's light work for you guys.
I've seen you do it.
Let's see if we can get there so I can announce this
before they get on the bike.
That's all we need to do.
Is it good?
It's actually amazing.
Oh wow.
Like it's better than my face on a t-shirt,
which I also would pay $10,000 for.
I think cryptics probably got it.
I don't know if it was going to be $4,000.
Hey, you got to be that.
$4,000 is nothing.
That's a ton, actually.
That's a lot for my face on a t-shirt.
But you can still add your name.
Six minutes left on that shirt.
Six minutes.
You have an outbid cryptic circuit
so you can burn it in a field.
old things
John X donating in from yesterday's donation also have ITV so it kind of makes sense to
donate again also come on let's get to one mil for marathon $25 donation
come on boys!
here's my money for the idea our E007
thank you the 45 dollar donation donating plasma here is your share the
iMasterVents for fact donating plasma and donating giga-chart
absolutely Hali-X 250 dollars
Come on. Open those checkbooks. Let's do it.
So this isn't we were on gate there.
Come on now.
Oh, DLM came out swinging. He wants a t-shirt.
Get that in there. I want to hear that shit.
Oh, $1,000 donation.
That puts him in 5K right now.
That's it, baby.
Oh, no.
There we go. We're at 5K.
And there's five minutes left into the nation war on the show.
Snapsome of Jaws.
Well, Cripplechurch can still get it back.
That's insane.
Mm-hmm.
Cryptic circuit, $500 donation.
He's $500 now between lowering the alcohol budget
for the idea of a screening.
There we go.
$4,500.
Oh, god, they're coming fast.
Oh, shit.
I think the hundred dollar donation.
I'll be using the suggestion.
25 dollar donation, sins here.
Think of 10 dollar donation.
Think of 20 dollar donation.
Rusty X, think of 25 dollar donation.
Daniel, $1,000 donation.
Eating burger with no hard nuts.
QV 10 dollar donation.
Empirium, think of the 50 dollar donation.
He's the number one hype group
in one of the best clubs that I've been to
every year, made a win to MVP in their backs.
There's even the 100 alternations.
Shippo dripper, they can 25 alternation.
What do we have right now?
We must be so close.
We're at 800K.
We're at 800K?
We must be so close to 800K.
We're at 800K.
All right.
We're at 800,000.
That's 800,000.
That's 800,000.
That's 200,000.
Nigh-win, $2,000 donation.
$2,000 more from 200,000.
We said $6.5K donated.
6.5?
OK, OK.
One minute left on the T-shirt walls.
An hour and 20 dollars a nation.
Never in 35 dollars a nation.
More than I think there's 25 dollars a nation.
A little more room left in the budget than today.
And honestly, there's 10 dollars a donation.
Oh my goodness gracious.
You should save the news after the T-shirt is done.
I'm gonna say, oh, what's that?
Save the news after the T-shirt.
I'll save it for after the T-shirt.
We've already done it.
No, no, no.
I have a special announcement.
800,000.
800,000.
Yeah.
We're at past that.
What?
It's like Dad is here at the party.
But he's still hanging in.
What are we at?
He's a psycho druid!
Psycho!
He's a psycho druid!
Psycho!
Beast of Crap, $10 donation.
Druid!
The Girl Geek, $800 donation.
I know, it's video!
You guys aren't actually legends.
What do we put here? I don't even know.
I don't even know anymore.
Can we get another 803?
803?
T-Jerba, $100 donation.
Love you, Master Shout to the Boys for the Grind Across Japan.
Oh my God, we gotta hit $810.
No, I don't know.
No, I never doubted this for a second.
Can I go to the $100?
Agent Ryder, $400 donation.
That's insane.
Look at this.
Agent Ryder.
Agent Ryder.
Dude, thank you so much.
It's insane.
We're going to get to ATEM.
We're going to get there.
And I got some...
How much time we have left on the...
You got three minutes left to get a piece of Pete's history.
It's a lifetime warranty.
If yours gets damaged, you can have a piece of your own.
Jay Moodle's Ten Doll Donations.
Peter and Betty, Ten Doll Donations.
Thank you, Peter.
That's my grandma, Betty.
And all of us think it's $10 to an ancient.
Get on the damn bike, Pete.
It was only $10.
If he had the big money, he might have to.
I have to, but I'm good right now.
I'm chilling.
Be safe.
Be safe.
This is already done.
Two minutes and 6.5 Ks of winning donut.
Yeah.
DLM has 5K on it too, though.
So he could get it too.
Oh, I also promised him a lifetime warranty.
If it ever gets damaged, you'll personally
print them a new one.
There you go.
Two minutes remaining, I will give you a final minute reminder in just a moment.
803,000, which is an insane 800K.
I can barely comprehend that, but we're so close to being on the last minute.
So I'm going to stop watch in the last minute. I'll have it ready to go.
Let me give this to Chris. I can hold the check. It's okay. It's okay.
Got it. You got it.
Cause I don't know. I had to do this. I had to stop looking at the nation.
Brenda Martinez, $1,000.
Just want to say, just wanted to get my name on the check. Great job.
The final minute begins now.
You have one minute.
It is currently cryptic circuits.
T-shirt to win.
But there is one minute.
And it could be anyone's.
Come on Ludwig!
Cryptic circuit.
Let's make it seven.
$500 donation.
Okay!
Ludwig's out.
Very weird.
That was his limit.
That's what I was saying.
So it was how?
The low strip.
The 10.
How you actually get 250.
The 10 on the mark.
The 25.
The target is even the 10.
The anything and the 50.
Easier to think the 25.
We have 30 seconds remaining on the donut wool 30 seconds remaining. What was the person that said I want my name on the check
I didn't hear it right Brenda Martínez Brenda Martinez Brenda Martinez. I'm gonna put that in big letters
All right, we have 20 seconds away cryptic circuit with a winning bid of $7,000
Oh, it's a big box.
RPGs, think of this readout of the whole nation, 10 seconds.
10 seconds.
Okay, we have five, four, three, two, one, congratulations, Cryptic Circuit with the $7,000
donated to get your t-shirt.
Look at this.
And the good thing is we can deliver it to him in person, he'll be at Osaka.
Did you change my ear size?
Oh my God, I can pick up the street. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, 100 ordination.
Cryptic Circuit says, I have no limit, Pete. 1000 dollars. He added a thousand dollars!
We should add one millimeter to the e-mail. 1000 dollars. And of course, Rubo Dongle also
gave 1000 dollars to say, how much to get Pete on the bike?
Rubbo dongle. Rubbo dongle.
In the same set by the 100 of the nation, if the stream surpasses this charity stream
to surpass Metal Gear, I'm calling it now, breaking 1.5 mil. No.
Yeah, I will say. I'll manifest. 2 million for persona. Thanks, Paul.
I think his 2 mil is crazy. We could make the final fantasy thing 1.5 mil.
I think we should load, if we could just do...
All DLCs we could pass?
Oh, here's some good news. Speaking of Final Fantasy, right?
It was recently announced that Mouse will be at the FanFest.
Yeah, in LA.
In Anaheim, yeah. So, the cool news that I can share with that is that I will be joining him.
Whoa!
I will be there in person. I will be her eyes and ears as we take her around the FanFest.
So as soon as the cycle fun ends you're going to get two warrior of light for the price of one
I'll be there with mouse. So if you guys are excited about that, that's sorry. I'm very pumped
So that'll be a dream come true. I've never been to a fan fest despite being
Biggest thing that's crazy
They don't have one in Beijing where I live right now
Any of them so that's some cool news at 800,000 and if you are at the fan fest on a snow
If we somehow hit 1.5, I will do all the deal fees.
Dude, you should. They're great. It just gets better and better and better.
People probably do them with me.
Oh, I've already done them, but I'll do them again.
What do you mean, probably will do them?
You need all the help you can do.
Alright, let's go. Team Atlas together.
Alright, well, what are we at?
Are we at 850?
5? I feel like we were close to 810, but if we can't get there,
I'm satisfied with a t-shirt going for $12,000.
The thing's still broken for me. 807.
Oh, come on. It's $3,000 more.
All right.
Chris wants to go.
Chris, help me with the donations, because you have a magic.
You have the mindless to start with.
He wants to go, which means...
Well, yeah.
Which one was the last one you read?
Ah...
I don't know, buddy.
Which one?
Like, from here.
Insane Sempline, $100.
The charity stream just passed Metal Gear.
I'm calling it an outbreak.
$1.5 million by the end of this year.
Cloof, $25.
Good luck. Well, I've watched these streams.
It was Nock, $25.
Gregor, $25.
Kansas, representing.
That's you Pete.
That's me baby.
Fun Bun.
Conny, you and Christy do a wacky weekend to Bunny Rabbit Island mate.
And dear, $25.
This is all I can contribute to the cause at the moment, but I just hope this reaches
one of the many mouses around the world you need at Clint's $10.
Just done teaching, I'm hyped to watch this.
Puffy fluffy.
$30.
Ok.
Ha ha ha ha.
Rizable man for mousy for everyone with this terrible illness.
$25.
$25.
Thank you so much guys.
What an amazing morning.
Oh man.
Well, other than seeing my horrific face,
you burned like 20,000 calories dancing and beatboxing.
Like a fucking clown.
Well, you're working outside of a car wash.
Oh my god.
So that was insane.
We started today at $7,800.
I'm sorry, $7,800?
Yeah, it's insane.
So $18,000 plus.
Where we were is $25,000.
Before we even looked at the bike, we'll
smelt the bike.
We've got $20,000.
$25,000.
That's ridiculous.
We see 3,000 more to get them on the board.
I know it's annoying that I sit here and control a bag and plead,
but this is going to a great cause,
that I have no shame to support.
So I will continue to grovel electric worm, dance,
and hop around.
Come on, chat, mate.
When you chat, just a cheeky $3,000.
Just a cheeky $3,000, and we get closer to lunch.
UTH $25, onward to a million this 90 heavens.
Very good.
Cariptic Circuit, again, has returned $500.
Let's open those wallets, chat.
Listen, he's leaving by example.
Six seconds.
Coral 42, $1,000.
Oh, Coral!
Coral's back.
He is hoping I can meet the Pete's,
Premier 2 at Fan Fest.
Look at what's going next week.
Oh, what?
Next week?
I don't get a day of rest.
So I said.
Are you really finishing this, or like,
I've got to get to her base.
Yeah, it's a point.
I go home, tell my wife, honey, I'm going to America.
Love you, goodbye.
And my son goes, bye-bye.
Not again.
And I said, the warrior of light has a business across the planes.
Um, what's that?
He will put all the crystals.
Yes.
We just got another thousand bombs animation.
Oh, excuse me.
DLM, we want you on the bikes.
We want you on the bikes.
We need you on those bikes.
We need you on those bikes.
You use words like pedals, brakes, and chains.
You use them as a punchline.
That's Jack Nicholson.
Good film.
Wait, wait, wait, I missed one.
I missed the one before that it was uh...
Coral 42.
Yes, Coral 42.
Coral 42.
Coral 42.
Oh, I just spelled it yesterday.
Lauren, $25, Final Fantasy 14 is awesome.
It is.
That's the one that...
The fan fest.
Papa Dan, $5, $5, $9, $100.
Let's go, boys.
We do it for her.
And Donate Plasma, everyone.
Shout out to the boys.
Shout out to Bangang.
Shout out to Puerto Rico.
Shout out to Panjia.
All the big ones.
That's got it.
Wait, we're at 80...
810,000.
Yes!
Anonymous $5 every dollar counts $1 let's get a million today chair every dollar counts
Let's do it absolutely demolition today $1 train for the milly Chris prawn $10 big daddy
Ringy $10 Trevor $25 money. I was going to use to buy
They do move in stacks of tens of thousands.
To Cyclothon Park.
Daddy, $100.
You're the best dinosaur raw pink.
Oh, god.
Meat eater or vegan?
Meat eater.
Vegan first.
And then the other one goes, let's raise some money.
There you go. I suck at dino wars. Oh my goodness. Who did that?
Daniel, another thousand.
Daddy, $100 high. Thank you, Daddy.
That's a big donation. Thank you.
$25, shout out to the boys, the generosity, the community.
You're awesome.
Daniel, $1,000. Good luck on the cycle.
Good night.
Daniel? Good night, brother. Thanks for powering.
Thank you so much, man.
So wait, we're at $811?
More, Jane Doodle's $10 drop your favorite Doodle's,
BT Viking, $1,000.
Not Viking?
You guys can do it.
I can't.
You've got to keep up.
Let's dinosaurs more righty.
BT Viking?
BT Viking, $1,000, you guys can do it.
Wow, legend.
Rizzable man, $25, high Mr. Affable,
you're much better than Brian.
Yes, thank you so much.
Cryptic circuit is back.
What?
He's back, he's given another $1,000.
He's at $9,500.
The day 13 champion.
13's usually an unlucky number, but today.
Not today.
It's just been incredible.
Thanks so much, guys.
We've got an 814 now.
I don't know what's going on.
And thank you Cryptic Circuit, Daniel.
814.
Easy Viking.
Oh my god.
R&M, $25.
Love gang on the Take Care Walking tour
with Uncle Ian in September.
Good night, boys.
It's fun.
It's a great deal.
They went with Ian in September.
And they survived.
Oh, well, that's tough. You've got to do two stories.
Okay, mate. Here's the river.
Oh, sorry.
Celestial Paladin.
That's great. More left.
Celestial Paladin.
Hearing Pete is going to Fanfest makes me extremely happy.
Getting to see Pete there makes the Fanfest ticket worth it alone.
Ety, $5. Not a bad slime, $16.
$100. You're my favorite dinosaur, Pete.
What's your favorite dinosaur, Chris and Pete?
Broncosaurus. What's yours?
I would say...
Quick Pete, there's not much time.
I'm going to sit on it, pterodactyl.
Crocosaurus.
Crocosaurus, that's the one.
Pterodactyl, Jabba, $25.
Loving the energy of this snowy, windy day.
Keep going boys.
And then the $25.
Did Conor say all Final Fantasy XIV expansions are $1.5 million?
He did.
Shack out the wallet so we get a full year of Final Fantasy XIV
content.
Pierce, no cutscenes, skips, right?
No cutscenes.
That's no cutscenes.
How many DLCs are there?
One, two, three, five or six.
But they're awesome.
I said no cutscene skips so fast, I said no nut scenes.
Well, there's plenty of that.
The Lord of Audacity, $5.
A tip to a New York Times best-selling author.
I just got the first book, it's been a good read.
Already pre-ordered the new one.
Have a good cycle.
Thank you.
Look at this.
Wispy Frost, $371, $28.75.
I don't have the big bands like these giga-chats,
but every bit counts, never in $10.
8.15 before biking starts.
Easy.
Number one, but $10.
Everybody.
Cryptics at $9.
8.15, $815,000.
Arwen Mistwood, $500. Thank you all for your brilliant work, James.
Arwen, thank you.
Seven, wait. What did we start at? 7-8-2?
7-8-2, yeah.
So that was 18,000 plus 15,000.
But there's more.
What the fuck dude? 97. $500.
Oh my God.
High risk, can you say?
Yeah.
Donate, please.
Take the shit off.
I'm not even psyching today.
Donate, please.
Kuroblast $100. Love what you guys are getting up to
and doing let's get Pete on the bike.
Hi, Green.
Let's just go to him.
It's just wait.
What's the, what are you gonna get for that? A million.
A million.
Oh, fuck it.
I might look at the bike.
It's suddenly in Salt on the Brunei watching.
Trocky Bunny, $10, hoping for a Yuki mop cameo.
Oh, she's, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Cyberbex $25, here's another don't know.
Just got my own bike today
and I'm excited to ride it around.
My city's very hilly too,
Wish me luck. Here's to breaking every goal.
IRS $1, one dollars, oggy.exe, $25.
Shout out to the incredible denators in this chat
who are generous, you know they're balanced.
Let's send it to a million.
Oh my God.
The one, the only, lead wig.
No.
And he's donated five dollars.
Oh, that's good.
Love you very much.
Kisses from China.
Oh, shes here.
Shes.
Shes.
Oh, good haul.
Kisses from China.
I've heard from the Ludwigs.
I'll say Ludwig was here 20 minutes ago.
He could have won the shirt.
Could have won the shirt.
He kept saying Arwen Huckter.
Arwen Huckter.
Arwen Huckter.
Arwen Huckter.
Thank you, Ludwig.
Thank you, my good boy friend.
Yeah, correctly.
King has returned straight off Ludwig.
Cryptic circuit.
Oh, eyes back.
$1,300.
Oh, my.
Just so I can beat Schlatt.
Sceptarius, $25 hype for the fanfest.
Let's go Cycle. Nebula Elk, $25. Just a little something towards a good cause. Thank you very much.
Oh my God.
Every little hurt for $25 in a lot.
Oh my God.
Lutsy 08, $25. The Golda Play Final Fantasy 14 should be 1.4 million for the reason.
I don't mean to fall there. I can't tell into it.
La Funda, $1. Chris, I hate chronic drags into a bunch of weird love hotels. I don't.
What?
We're done with them.
Liam, ten dollars. I'm not donating my tax return money to not get on the bike.
Hey, good. Shout out to Uncle Sam.
Neonite, ten dollars. Thank you for doing this every year. Being an inspiration. Conor, Chris, Pete, Van Gang.
Thank you to all your guests and especially to the mouse. Anonymous, forty dollars.
This is insane.
Grandmaster MM, twenty-five dollars. Here's to five more cyclophones. Anonymous, ten dollars.
Keep up the good work, lads. Off to get off to give plasma right now.
Yo!
Delicate May 25, $25, thank you very much.
Rosie Cozy, $25.
I went to the store earlier in the UK and heard on the radio info on immune deficiency and
donating plasma.
Oh!
Happy noises from the rice aisle.
Oh, nice.
Our message is spreading!
MWITC, $100, another amazing year raising money for a great cause.
Do we take cash donation?
I wouldn't be able to donate.
It has to go through Ian, who's our cash man.
Ian, Ian, nice to meet you.
What's your name?
Ian, do you take money?
I do.
Oh, not you.
I meant for the donation.
I like your bag.
United States.
It's like a briefcase filled with money.
What's your name?
No, unfortunately.
Unmarked, 10s and 20s.
Yeah, what's your name?
My name's Catherine.
Catherine, nice to meet you.
Oh, nice to meet you.
How you doing?
I told Florida earlier that I might be able to suss you out.
We heard us three blocks away.
Yeah, it's really easy to hear him.
Unfortunately, I know Fukui too well.
Just from the background I was like,
we're here.
Oh, nice!
Do you live in Fukui?
Yeah, I grew up in a castle.
Oh, wow!
Are you a big fan of dinosaurs?
Uh, Marquie all?
Yeah, dinosaurs are cool.
They're cool.
They're cool.
He doesn't love a good dinosaur.
Yeah, he does.
Can I get a selfie so I can prove to my mom?
Yeah, of course!
Yes, yeah!
I'll do, 100%!
She's gonna get in and Paul can take a pic if you want as well.
He's a camera man.
Can you believe it?
But meanwhile, Cryptic Circuits donate another $700.
What the fuck?
That's prismet!
I might as well take second place team.
Might as well.
Who made second place?
Who was first?
No, Wolf is first now.
Did it come in the middle?
Yeah, yeah, in the middle.
You absolutely can't.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, please.
That's so cool.
Whoa, that is so cool.
Yeah, that's cool. I've never seen anything like that.
Oh, oh, yeah.
That's my family life.
Yeah, that's recent.
Yeah, I went on the day off to get it.
Do you want me to switch you? Are you good?
No, that's fine.
Your phone case is sick.
Thanks.
She's tripped out. Looks like you found your phone in Narmia.
No, it's from Etsy.
It's from Etsy.
Very good.
Etsy on Etsy.
There's another car.
Another car.
It was lovely meeting you, Catherine.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Don't die.
Don't die.
It's the least we expect from a sign language person.
Lovely meeting you.
It was lovely meeting you.
Lovely meeting you.
Take care.
Take care.
We're going to speak to the film government.
Oh, awesome.
I don't know about it.
My job is to support foreign residents.
Oh, cool.
So if any of your viewers live in Fukui or are going to be living in Fukui soon
reach out to me, can I say myself?
Sure, sure, yeah.
It's Fukui with Catherine on Instagram, Facebook and YouTube.
You're with Castle.
If you have any questions about life here or you're having a hard time, or if you're
in the surrounding like a pretty good area, feel free to reach out.
I know, that's amazing.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I think he's lovely.
I think he's lovely.
I think he's lovely.
We've got a lot of foreigners, surprisingly enough, we've got like almost 3% of our population in Florence
Oh wow
Yeah
The vast majority are Brazilians
Brazilians?
Yeah, we work out one of the factories down south, which will probably pass through the town with their all-in
Oh, cool
All the nuclear power plants
Because the country has got the capital of nuclear reactors
Yeah, we have mountains
Also, route 8 for most of it, I'm sure you remember from your past cycles
It's pretty scary
disgusting uphill. Oh, I know. I'm really worried about that.
That's why we're trying to get pee on the bike today.
I'm gonna stick it in the back.
The donations make it easy.
Okay, I'm the peak physical condition.
How do you know? You're looking at twisted steel right here.
I'm not...
The angle steel thing.
I have a lot of breath talking.
I'm not on the bike today. Don't worry. I'll be in the car.
car also love me yeah thank you don't pass out
this is next book
take care thank you go home and dash to put in that credit card information
right here we can take a doughnut that
24 hours a day, seven days a week.
No job is too big.
He is too big.
Wonderful lady and great help.
Got some big donations as well.
I'm taking this hammered off. I'm going to hit beat my head.
I can't believe it.
Cajun of the Fox, $200. Thank you for the great stream.
It's a background while I work there.
Appreciate what you guys do.
Final Fantasy 4 2, Claire Samson, $10.
And again, Cajun of the Fox, $200. Thanks so much.
Claire Samson, $10. Best of luck to you guys.
Best stuff to you guys, let's help idea for the research.
Kong, Ohio, Kong, Ohio, $222.
Let's go.
Thank you so much.
Sugary Requiem, $500.
I'm adding it right there.
Let's get $825,000 before we start chat.
I hope I can meet Pete at Fan Fest, So Stoked,
to meet Pete as a real treat.
You certainly won't forget it in a hurry,
as I never do.
Little, Lily sleeping $5, just a little something
to help much love in the UK.
Paradise, $1, all I can do for now, yo.
$10, gray, $25, Dinect, before I go to bed,
I've been leaving the stream on the TV overnight,
having a nice cycle, and I'm here to raise my charity.
Thank you very much, DGMedic, $25, huge shout out
to Ian, Naby and Paul, and all the other support
you guys doing all this amazing work.
Panzer Vore.
Panzer Vore.
Panzer Vore.
Is that a game?
Panzer Vore?
Panzer Vore?
What do you say?
What do you say?
Panzer Vore.
I think it's probably a message of encouragement.
Yeah, hands of all.
Very good.
It's like a...
People are just playing random games at the end of messages.
Good luck, have fun.
Mario Brothers.
A cryptic circuit.
He's back?
Five hundred dollars.
He's at twelve five on today.
Five hundred dollars.
Oh my God.
He should be on this whole thing everywhere.
Time to go in the oodom and nurse my hangover.
I wanted to get my hangover done over and over, but what a gift taken grand away.
I wish I could ball out like our giga chat day and day is here's to the boys
back everyone is supported. Loops critic $10 and $500 deep what's another
$10 true keynote call $10 love you guys keep on cycling us VTubers of
cheering you on we'd better get going hey first of all that is that has got
to be a pre-cycle record, historically.
Uh, yeah, if we're not counting day 10.
Everyone's saying, bless you Pete.
Everyone's spamming, bless you Pete.
Excuse me.
Ah, sorry.
So this was almost, this was almost $50,000 before we got on the bike.
That's how much it almost is.
No.
It's at least $40,000 now.
You're bad at maths.
$780,000.
$780,000.
So we're at $440,000.
$440,000 before we get on the bike.
That's pretty crazy.
That's insane.
I am bad at math, I don't even know the more fact.
All right, let's get it.
So, all right, saw the globe today at $850,000.
We've raised $42,000 this morning.
Oh, you're like you idiot, we've raised $5.
Wow, that was 8K on.
Oh, that is astonishing.
Thank you so much, guys.
Everyone who denoted it, and of course, the big play.
See, denoted incomprehensibly last sums of money
already before the day even began.
But it's a team effort.
I'm out of size of your donation. We're eternally grateful. Thank you so much. It's a great cause.
It's built on all the donations.
And we're just beginning.
And we're at our 824?
824.
I added a cage because I know. I believe in the boys.
All right, here you go.
Right, let's go and do some cycling.
Well done, lads.
Well done.
High five is 100 donation.
I feel like Ludwig should have a needbuff.
He has to do at least 10k to be on the board.
See you later everyone.
Yeah, I don't think that's fair.
I donated 5k and I donated before so put my name on the board he's my boy my
boyfriend your boyfriend's very generous he's very clean cryptic circuit he's
got my t-shirt that's my boy oh man well done man I hope this alright let's
Let's see if this works or something.
You got a little leaf on your ass.
It's because I foul.
What?
What?
On the camera.
What do you do?
On the camera.
It's all on the body.
Oh.
Are we looking chat, does it look good?
Damn good?
Audio, do we?
Do we have audio?
Is that my con?
Ah, yeah, my beans.
Want to make sure I keep those.
Can I have a shot?
Yeah, yeah, please.
What's up?
Yeah, where?
I've had like three pairs of gloves for this trip and I've lost all of them.
Oh, the red ones?
The red one, I just snort one up and off.
Ha ha!
If it's the left one, I could take it.
Only charge you found it, but the cable is completely fucked, so you're taking it out.
Oh, okay.
The new cable comes tonight, and I'll be back.
Okay, okay.
If the other gloves are left, I can use it for now.
You've slowly been losing all my gloves, Jack, throughout this cyclathon.
No, it's another right one. Oh, I have so many of those. I'm okay. I'm okay right now.
Where are all the left gloves going? We've lost them all. I don't know where they've
all gone.
Yeah.
What have you done to all my left gloves, Navi?
I don't know.
We have two right gloves.
This is not right.
They need one left, one right.
Thank you.
Can you bike one handed?
It would really hurt.
I think it'll also be very dangerous.
Yeah.
The only thing that's like ruined is my palms.
They hurt so much.
I was jorgin' it all night.
Left.
You got another right.
You got another right.
It's in the bathroom just there.
No, it's like a mage.
It's probably first cleaning now, right?
Yeah.
It's not there.
No, it's like all the way through the hotel.
I love Sanford 20 Corbett's to me.
Yeah.
So I drank a whole vinty coffee myself.
Well, yeah, I ordered a vinty coffee.
I showed up and he's like, I said,
do you want me to see my vinty?
No answer, quietly, from Chris's chair.
It's the size of the fucking Burj Khalifa, that's your favorite phrase.
Enjoy it.
You want one Pete?
Here you go.
I'll wear that shit.
I'm gonna shit like a cool type shit.
Hold on, you're back.
You've got leaves on it.
Oh, I'll sell and do this as well.
There you go.
All good.
Hey, this will be cool for your chatters.
This is the shirt I bought yesterday.
Oh yeah, for you and Mini Pete.
Mini Pete, and what do you guys think?
So when I wear it, I'm gonna wear it.
I'm gonna wear it.
I'm gonna wear it.
I'm gonna wear it.
And what do you guys think so when I wear it you can wear his
I need a left. I these ones are like too small, but I'll take it. I can wear it for now
Yeah, I gotta send these by Oakley, but they are too small look at look at trying to get the zone of flight
It's not a bro. It's slim fit but fucking no blood
No blood flow fit
It'll do for now though
Oh this is nice. Hey you may not be the best, but you can look like them.
Every purchase that you make, $5 of this merchandise goes towards the Immune Deficiency Foundation.
So collectively, you get a little something, we get a little something, and the Immune
Deficiency gets a little something. Look at this. It's cute. It's cute. It's awesome.
It's a little boy. Cute shits.
limited drops guys so run don't walk run don't walk that's the famous Pete saying
what run don't walk yeah the other one is you paid for the whole seat but you'll
I'll only need the edge!
Is it wet?
That's all right, I'll...
We have found a left glove chair.
We'll talk in the car.
We'll talk in the car.
Which one's that one?
I don't know.
All right, I'll figure it out.
I think it was a Christmas.
All right, see you fellas.
See you next time boss. Love you boss.
Where's my donation phone?
Wait, where's my dono phone isn't there?
Who's got my dono phone?
Oh I've got it, I've got both.
I was about to blame Pete for something.
That's why.
Is Pete riding during the cyclathon?
What are you riding, Pete?
1,000,000.
1.25.
Awesome.
100,000.
The only thing I'm going to be riding is across the DL with you and Mouse.
I changed it.
I already made a little change.
Cheers. Another year donation for a great cause.
Give me out.
inspiration keep always doing the good work final fantasy 14 1.4 million that's a
million dollars we're lowering it again I lowered it it's official what the fuck
all expansions heaven swords storm blood and wanker don't care okay I guess
We'll take to the skies cryptic circuit just gave ten thousand dollars screw it. I'm back to take first
Ten thousand dollar donation
Holy fuck cryptic
You guys can deliver that in person.
We got a VIP seat with your name on it at the pizza party.
Oh my God!
You guys think?
Yeah, we've hung out with him.
Yeah, he won.
Yeah, he won.
He survived the night at Premiere 1 with me.
Well, survived.
Yeah, of course.
We also went to a Swallows gate.
Good times, good vibes.
I can't believe we just got $10,000.
I'm in awe.
I just...
Wait, we're at 8.35?
Inspirational Lance booking a time slot today to give plasma
Hey with the mountains today. Also, he marked blood again
He marked love again and iron mouse for convincing me to start donating blood this next turn
I was from cryptic screwy time back to take first
What a giga chat
All right, Algen of the great. He is all land. He's taken it all. Oh my god. Thank you cryptic shall we now
We've raised 50k before we started cycling
That's a day 13 special.
$50,000 before we got off the bicycle.
That's unconscious.
We were estimated at $33,000 on the first side of the country.
They haven't touched a bike yet.
And they've made more today than I've made in general teaching.
That's true.
That is insane.
Stand around and raise this crisis money.
It's the power of positivity.
I think that they know that they're about to get a treat see you guys
All right, let's go. Let's go. Oh
My god cryptic you are a madman don't forget the bike wreck
All right boys onwards we go reminder
You don't have to be an oiler to donate every amount helps. We love oilers here for obvious reasons
But it's $25 donation to get TTS to say whatever it is you want.
And today we have another ADK and our biggest mountains today.
800 meters of climbing today.
That is by far.
It's not even close.
So is it true you are back in 21,000 today or did the mods mess up?
Yeah, the mods did mess up.
I don't know why would they say that.
Dude, we can even hit like 900k tomorrow. That would be crazy. 900k before you even start
the last day.
Oh my goodness.
So we've got three days of cycling left today and then two more days boys. And then it's
done.
This is the penultimate penultimate day. The greatest word of all time by the way.
Hello.
Oh dude, this guy's got a stick shift and it's a samurai sword.
You see that? It's a samurai sword hill. That's so sick.
Slightly betrayed and questioning every life choice crying face emoji, but I get it done like it like rage games
I get it done
Our game as ups does using code monkey check out give to the course either way he is
$100 and a thank you
No, but you can use Cooper could see dog some more. What the fuck critic? Why are you giving a thousand? What the fuck?
That's pretty big. Are you good?
He's hungover. You're making poor decisions.
You're a madman.
I can't believe the 10,000 ordination.
I've still had awe of that. You're an actual madman.
No, it's so funny.
How does that make any sense?
What is the clown population of Toronto doing?
I don't know why is the clown population of Toronto so strong?
I can't believe cryptiffs man you've given like what like 20 grand this morning that's
that's ridiculous money what where we go I think the viewing you've got it on makes
makes it so much harder to read a map.
Well, we want to skip through it.
Hello. All this cyclophan is like a big reminder trip for me.
Fukui, another place I run around last year.
Keep up. Let me watch Japan again.
Well, dear. I will keep cycling.
I won't stop until we get to our destination more. That's 8 points.
In minus one, Godzilla stands within the blast radius of his atomic explosion.
This is like farting in an elevator for him.
The Schlitz says worth it
While you and Felix were struggling to row I noticed both Chris and I and Miles were snacking away
Prove that they are the same person
Also, I wasn't struggling to row. I used to row for oxygen. How dare you?
That is not an illusion I'll take is right. I just came back from a trip to Swansea
Do you like Welsh cakes because I live then?
Also, I'm from Kenso High, Chris's sending support for cakes.
I like Welsh cakes. They're good.
Remember, Chatt, it's not the big doughnose that counts.
It's all the little doughnose that adds up and gets us to the dough.
That's true. That's true.
Let's get a dollar train going.
It's easy to remember and thank the Oilers, and we should,
because their contribution has been big,
but the majority of the money comes from those $25, the $5, the wands.
That may not have as much of an explosive effect on raising the amount, but that's what keeps
ticking it up and that's the big impact ultimately.
That's what gets us over these massive donation amounts.
So don't just think, well, I can't give a thousand, so I won't bother, it won't be
appreciated.
No, every single dollar is what helps get that timer up, sorry, the counter up and
It helps change people's lives.
Every day I've been...
Shit, cryptic. How's cryptic, he said that.
500 dollars donation from cryptic again.
Oh my goodness. You know it's 25 for TTS, right? Not 2.5, right?
That's the time I donated the Cyclophon 3. I was in a wheelchair at the time. But now
here I am doing fine for my grinds as a member of my team of sessions.
That's so sick. That's like awesome news, seriously. We take for granted how able we
we are to do things until we can't do them anymore.
So, absolutely massive W.
So proud of Mass as well,
because Mass has been walking every day.
Going from not being able to walk to walking every day.
So sick.
Distance is fixed. Mods messed up when putting in the GPS coordinates.
Thank you.
I didn't know it was broken.
I just assumed everything, the mod's touch breaks.
The opposite of Midas.
Anything the mod's touches can be broken.
With enough, with enough whale.
The mega oil has always arrived in the final days.
Let's call them in.
Oog.
Oog.
Oog.
Oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog.
Thank you for being you less than three.
My pleasure.
My frickin' pleasure, boys. Let's get those donuts in!
837 already is just crazy.
Washington is the first cycloth and you guys are doing amazing work and helping lots of
people's lives well done lads.
Thank you.
Vangang and Diane Mouse.
How's it work?
When will Father Colin come back?
I have committed a lot of sins that I need to ask for forgiveness.
That gets to go.
Monkey see, monkey do, see the orgies of him.
Instantly struggles to,
fueled entirely by butter, chicken and corner decisions,
crying face emoji.
I am fueled by coffee this morning.
And chicken and cheese tortilla wraps.
From Starbucks.
I'll try to get away from him.
I'll try to get away from him.
Boss man, use this as a reminder to pack some Yorkie gold for next time, anything else is just dirty water, don't do that to yourself, you deserve better.
All right, bit of a shit road, but we'll be all right, Chris is going for it.
I wonder why.
We've been going very fast today.
So today we have not one, but two mountain ranges to go over.
Yippee!
One is right near the end of the day, unless the bigger of the two, because of course there
is.
And we have one before lunch, I believe.
So far, who doesn't love cycling up vertical hills?
And it's kind of really the only mountain of the cycle we've had to go off, to be honest.
Oh my god.
Kiwi kefuffle.
Thank you for the $1,000 donation.
What the fuck?
Where the hell are you guys coming from today?
What is up with this?
These are the days that are normally slow, but we have to, like, striddle to get the
mission in.
Because, you know, it's day 13 if you've got time.
I know you're late at the beginning to help the hype the best way I can.
I stay for the vibes and scenic views.
Dude, my boy DLM.
My boy DLM, thank you, man.
You've been consistent down here as I, I really appreciate it.
The one is the cake can.
Now that we've found what is part of kids, what do we need to reach for you to agree to join them on a ghost hunt?
Oh what?
I don't know what that is.
Mouse says the only dinosaur she likes is the conbactis.
I realize that it's probably because they're actual mouse size crumbus adapters.
Yeah, mouse.
Yeah, mouse is very predictable.
Bradley Boyce rise up, those boys stand ready to defend Iron Mouse and all those who live
within you know deficiency.
Waste.
Alright.
I can't wait to get out of the city.
Oh, traffic lights are so annoying.
They never end.
How you guys doing today, though?
Where are we all at from all over the world today?
I got a solid seven hours of sleep,
so I'm feeling good.
No! Don't lose the game. Don't ring up the game!
This is your daily reminder to worship the almighty Iron Mouse.
She wants head bats.
Oh, okay. I'm not sure.
There you go.
This is enough.
Hey, guys. Just wanted to say that you are doing an amazing thing here.
Every time I see the dollar go up, it brings joy to my heart.
Up. Up.
I meet you, man. I love seeing my dollar go off.
I know someone's going to get some help they need.
The jury, the CEO, has been sending me a couple of video messages cheering us on also telling
us, hey, this money is going to help a lot.
We've already been able to get a lot more patients, health care providers, doctors to
a conference to learn more about CBOD and PI, thanks to all the money that we've
raised so a lot of people are going to get a lot better quality of life but also access
to more information as well as how doctors learn more about CVID and PI.
Again like a lot of the cyclophan is just raising awareness there's pretty much nothing
about these diseases that I've talked about at all so it's not a job to make sure that
We're aware of primary munificency and CVID, because it's just so rare.
And if we're wondering what it is, what is it? I don't know.
I don't get it.
Reminders of a lot of companies do donation match-ups.
True.
And you can claim your money on your taxes sometimes.
First time donating.
Hey.
Bazma, when I can, keep up the great work.
Thank you.
I'm going.
Why?
You can do it.
You can be a part of history.
All you have to do is open that wallet!
Sure, Ruby. Sure and real.
Oh, there's a bunch of kids here.
Oh, they're all walking. That's so cute.
Look, their hats are so cute.
What is primary re-deficiency?
Well, imagine this chap...
Chat going comfy.
Hey, thank you.
Just imagine getting sick all the time
sick all the time and your immune system just doesn't seem to be working for some reason
and the doctors are like, hey, we think this will work, these antibiotics, you just keep
taking them.
And then they're like, okay, well that didn't work, let's take another one.
Over the years that's like, go on where you're trying to get treatment and you just can't
get the right treatment and you're still sick all the time.
And you don't know why because your doctor doesn't even know the condition exists.
Well that's basically PI, but there's so many different variants of it, there's
550 under the umbrella, so it's really complicated.
Super hard to diagnose.
Doctors often don't know about it.
It's just such a complex illness.
So it's just really hard to get awareness,
funding, research into it,
and we're kind of just doing all in one right now.
So you guys help a lot with that.
There's a lot of like symptoms with it,
the stuff like I think,
Anesthesia not working, this should do it.
Hey, my pleasure.
You got this.
Thank you.
And the Immunificiencies Foundation has a website tool.
It's going to be like if you're a rough outline of like,
hey maybe you should go and get tested or maybe,
hey maybe you should ask your doctor about CDID API
if you think you have it.
Because I think it's something like,
it can take nine to like 15 years,
like the current rate.
I think it was a nine to ten or something to get a diagnosis.
Like, other diseases are very serious, but you can get a diagnosis and at least start treatment, you know, and get towards it.
But CBIB in front of the business here is just so difficult, because it's so complicated.
And it's like hard to talk about because it doesn't, it's, you can't see it's not clear cut.
Every patient suffers it differently, right?
Like, what mouse has isn't the same as what everyone else has.
And that makes it really hard to always talk about it.
Because it's not always the set clear symptoms and side effects and stuff like that.
So it's all really complicated.
I'd love to have a catchphrase or something.
Like, this explains it all, but it's just so complicated.
That's why it's important that we don't let it just be forgotten and go to the side.
Because it affects a lot of people and it's a pretty debilitating condition to live with,
unfortunately.
So the work that we're doing here is very helpful.
We have over 360 Americans watching.
State Dono War?
360.
How would you know that?
State Dono War.
We can see which state gives the most, we are in peak American hours, could be a good
one to see.
Let's take all those American dollars.
I think that...
Wow.
Wow.
What triotos.
Dinosaur.
What would that be?
Crazy.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
could be a really misleading title for the right audience. Is there a cyclophon post slash
art then for this year? I think I'm going to try and get one after the fact.
Sir Conan, are you going to revisit your Magnum Opus factory in satisfactory when 1.2
up drops? Change in addition coming. Fluid trucks. Oh no. I think from my sanity I
I watch much beauty time zones, but glad to see you guys cycling in mouse.
Thank you.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you.
And here I am amazed by you guys in this community.
Be honest.
The $1 gang in Beverly County, England, warms my toast up.
We have tens of thousands of people who give $1.
And that is such a substantial amount.
So, anyway, it's like I'm...
This is why my fellow Latina, I am mouse.
Hell yeah.
Latina, again, rise up.
Anyone who's like, five, I don't know, I don't even have a dollar or five I can get.
No, bro.
Put that in.
That helps so much.
And you are, look, a dollar, you won't even notice it's gone.
You won't feel bad about giving a dollar.
But you'll feel good knowing you helped the cause.
If I was going to play any factory based game next, I would be playing Factorio.
Why are we flushing a toilet on my speaker?
Thank you for that.
I can't believe we're nearly at 840 chat.
840 is within reach.
That is incomprehensible.
My daughters and I have been enjoying you and the gang cycled through Japan and raising
awareness for the Iron Mouse Defense Fund.
I really appreciate that.
Thank you.
That's very kind.
Hopefully I have jokes on two crews.
Thank you for waiting.
Oh my God.
Chris!
Stop the bikes.
That's BJ town!
That's BJ town!
We're going to stop the bikes!
Thank you.
BJ town!
Why do they sell cars at BJ town?
Are they dumb?
for mousey
for mouse
840,000!
let's go!
keep it up
always love what you do for mousey and the IEF community
you all are the best
east and west
I'm also taking some time this weekend to donate whole blood for the plasma.
Chat keep being so QQ legends.
Thank you.
For the affable checks in front lol.
Yeah I was gonna say that looked a little higher.
Keep up the awesome work. Our whole family is cheering you on.
Thank you Rainbow Child. I was surprised you changed it.
I felt like you had the same height the whole time.
Now you're messing with a thing. Maybe you shouldn't.
Donating for iron mouse calls I just think she's neat.
That means a beautiful woman.
On your means. What a nice day.
There you go, you got it.
I would you stop messing with her.
Just tuning in now, what happened? How are we already at $840,000?
A mixture of oilers, peat, chap being cool as fuck. All of the above.
Oh, also chat with a headwind today, unfortunately.
We talk about the one dollar gang and the oilers.
So here a shout out to the 25.0 TTS brainwashed game
You are are you are are butter chicken elunders cool
Hey the TTS day I want you to start learning Japanese and now I'm getting ready to take the JLTG this
Charlie lovers of crystal curl warriors of light riser can't wait to see miles of fan fest
Tell Pete there's a cat girl after party Friday.
I saw a...
I saw a treat about Mascara and I was like,
look at this, there's just some people who are like...
She didn't even play the game!
I might know...
She's played like...
Have we reached enough hours just to carry the bag, I think?
True!
He's gonna take it today.
We'll make him.
You're taking the bag today.
Yeah, you took too long to take it, it's your own fault.
Yeah, I don't know, gamers get really antsy about, like, what the hell is the truth out
of the game?
I have decided.
So silly.
All right, let's continue with the good vibes today.
Chris will take the bag today.
He'd 50 and Chris takes the bag.
That's a promise.
Oop, that. That means beautiful woman.
Go on your knees.
Holy shit, Milgy.
Thank you for the one caterer again.
Don't know time
Ah today
All right, oh
Don't listen to the haters mousing everyone is welcome at fan fest
What place is called Oslo?
$900,000 here we come.
Let's go I get to see the world and my en masse.
Ever attend those conventions you know like people get annoyed about it and people live
on to it unfortunately.
Connor and Chris much love for you both, we are in tune for you guys and we just know
we are cheering you on from all over the world, to this point.
Connor, do you miss us when the Cyclacron is over?
Yep.
But for real, we're $200,000 ahead of where we were at this time last year.
Wow.
For the rotation, she said us.
$200,000 ahead of where we were last year.
Both of the Cyclacons support themselves. Long live the mouse.
It's a good job there were no moves in DJ time.
The Cycle would never have been completed.
It's a rule.
I saw a comment that was like, I'll be behind the donations last year, I got double the
money.
I was like, one, you're a dumb bitch because even if we were behind, we're raising money
for charity and two, you're wrong and three, why do you care about that?
Do you have some kind of couchy bet on it?
It's for charity, man.
What I want to comment is so offensively dumb, it's like a front even basic like just reading.
I'm like I hate you because you're so dumb that you use the thought that this was like
a Google's rock search bar when you just type it in.
It's only a joy to watch these site legends and keep up the incredible work that you
Thank you.
Thanks Chris and the whole team agains, much love from Australia.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
When I don't know something, I don't want to comment about it.
I lost my brother suddenly a couple months ago and he would cycle every day so much
and this is helping me heal and get tuned in for a GR8 Foundation.
Thank you.
Connor asked Chris to go to BJ town and then exclaims that Chris is taking the bag.
Have I got that right?
Haha, just taking the bag.
I've been cooking every lunch you guys had every day.
That's why I wonder what we're having for lunch today.
Oh, you don't know, we don't know.
We're not today.
Greetings from Poland.
You guys are going to destroy my sleep schedule real bad.
Well, let's say that it's preparation for upcoming World Cup.
Hey, true.
Can't donate plasma, so I'll do this instead.
So thanks for your loss, your brother.
I hope you're doing OK as well.
I'm...
Happy you're able to donate.
I don't know if there's memory, but I hope you're doing right.
That's tough.
Oh, another nice day boys, we've been swirled.
We very fortunately dodged the rain the other day, and we had a beautiful day yesterday.
I know that we got a bit of a headwind.
It's gonna be a beautiful day again.
You know what, Chuck?
We're all here, and we're all doing something cool.
We're all raising money for a good cause,
and enjoying the vibes.
I mean, it'll be a great day.
Hey, Ryan here.
If any chatters donate,
Barbie will give you sloppy toppy like he does me.
A gun.
What? No, no, no, he won't do that.
What is this crazy? What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? Baby does not do that. No, come on.
Connor, goat of my goat, when will you commence with the magic the gathering live plays?
Yes Pete.
Don't rub me into it.
I'm already a warrior.
That person who asked if the donors were less than last year was simply a Shogio accountant
using internet explorer. Cheese.
Maybe with the cheese.
Now this road is quite shittish, you've got to hear from the mic.
My bike does not like this road.
No wonder parts break over time. Let's look at that.
Oh, I'm not a hidden on that. It's okay, Connor. He just hates you, everyone. He just freaking hates you.
Oh, there's poor roads making a choco cat flail about, no a choco cat.
Finally able to delight after watching these for three years.
Keep it going everyone.
Dude that's awesome.
Thank you so much.
That's very kind.
I love hearing that.
Quack quack goes the little green frog last night.
Quack quack goes the little green throg and he went blup blup blup blup
Keep it up lads
Island
Oh my god my bike
My poor bike
On this road
Just getting fucking beaten up
Why?
Good night Conor
Wish you knew no whammies no whammies
No whammies, no whammies.
What is no whammies?
What the fuck is no whammies?
No whammies.
There will be plenty of challenging JK.
Ah, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Well, challenging I don't mind.
It's nice to see an opponent who can finally test my strength.
A worthy battle.
Oh, damn.
Oh wow, there's a train coming.
That road reminds me of a joke.
Two guys were biking down a cobblestone road.
One man says to the other, I've never come this way.
Here's to finding clues and developing knowledge for ID.
As someone with cones, I deeply sympathise with the frustrating lack of treatment options.
Yeah, well we've managed to, the Infective Foundation has managed to do some really impactful stuff so far
with some of the money that we've managed to raise.
And they've also been able to spend some of that money to, I know this is going to sound frustrating,
This even needs to be done, but it does lobbying in Congress to get more coverage for CVID and PI.
And that was something that was successfully done, so that there's more coverage for it in the States.
And what do you think of me like?
If you need a challenge, I know a place that serves huge bowls of...
No!
I'm like okay well that's in the states but you know this stuff all moves the needle.
The more normalised it is to cover this stuff and get coverage for this stuff, the more
likely other countries are to take it more seriously.
All right, let's keep going boys.
Oh, man.
Oh, hands.
Operation involves a one-to-three-day low-fiber diet followed by a strict clear liquid diet the day before and consuming laxatives
Okay
We love to make this combo donations as a fellow ketchup man. Yeah, you buy your pants
parachute store
I don't know man. It's a fucking prayer every time
Oh very nice house
Connor, want to hear something awesome? I just checked the leaderboard and the top 172 donors have given $1,000 or more.
Wow, that's kind of crazy to think.
Wow, top 170 donors have given over $1,000. That's kind of shocking.
Yeah, I mean, you know, a lot of things have happened in the world right now.
So I, you know, I had my expectations set, realistically.
I, I, I was, you know, I didn't think we would hit a mill.
I underestimated you guys, what can I say?
I never made that mistake again, eh?
I was like, you know, it's understandable, people can't bend in.
I just want to do this, because I think it's a really good cause, regardless of what's going on.
So then, seriously, thank you.
It must be a very affluent area.
Ocea Plink in Toronto is doing a charity auction to raise money for the immunodeficient's family.
Hoping I get to say hi to Mouse at the con.
Oh, that's cool. Look at Mouse's hair. Whoa, look at that.
That grass is like perfectly manicured.
Okay, alright, well, alright, I guess that's the site I'll see with that sound.
Thank you for that.
Putting up a Dono in memory of my mom, who would have been Marcy's biggest grey hair
boomer fan given her math and batatube,
Depp Hansen.
Aww.
Payday means Dono Day.
Happy to support this year after you.
Oh dude.
For the Iron Mask Defence Force.
That's very kind. Thank you so much for the generous donations keepin' coming.
High Connor, if you are transported to 19th century, which British colony would you rule?
Well, I'd be like Askeladd. Spoilers.
I'd be Askeladd, bro. That's my go right there. That's my fucking go right there.
I want to see I wash the bag because that means comma you will have to ride up front and be the wind break
True
I
Don't I'm willing to I'm willing to take the risk
We got I'm willing to take that risk for a good cause
I know we can do it. You can be a part of history. All you have to do is open that wallet.
Chris the type of guy would be like, we should have a World War 3 just to conclude the trilogy.
Yeah, I'll come.
Yeah, I'll come.
I know.
It's mostly my first weeks here, the sense of awe and one back.
And the architect was stunning, right?
Core are title tiles are like unbeaten.
And tell us.
Well, they're so expensive now to maintain.
to maintain
yeah it is getting humid now
very beautiful there
What have we got today in two more days?
I just have two more.
Let's do it. Why stop?
I don't want to hold it.
After this, I'm doing a raid trip with Charlotte.
Oh cool. Linespan.
I'll be nice.
But I might come around here.
Can you stop right there?
I'm sure we're really nice to drive with AAC in no calories.
Go fuck yourself.
Thank you, Natsuki.
Look at Johnny Pizza, he's a bad man.
They played the Natsuki Go Fuck Yourself.
It was a birthday cake.
Good crust.
It was when we had it from next year.
a really good cake. Credit where credit's due. We had it in the Piontsen restaurant. They
were very kind and gave us place to cut it all off.
I have a differential equation, examine four days and I have not studied for it.
Well four days is more than enough time. Keep going son.
To the chatter who lost their bother, my father passed away 19 years ago.
It hurts, but it will get better.
Keep up the good work, Connor.
Oh, that's very sweet, man.
It's unfortunately a very real aspect of life.
And, uh, yeah, I mean, you have to just keep going, don't you, really?
You've got to find the joy.
What else can you do?
My boyfriend, C.DogGA.
Holy!
Chill, bro.
We're revving up the Bugatti there to get past us.
Well Chris was training to fight in a boxing and he wanted to get in shape and I was like,
oh we should cycle across Japan somewhere, so I saw Rob do it and it looked really fun
and I was like oh we should just raise money for charity as well.
And then we decided on Hokkaido and the rest is history.
And then in the space of five years we've done five.
Yeah, we did the first one in August, though.
We did the first one in August.
September.
Oh, sorry, September in Hokkaido.
Perfect weather, yeah.
The first cycle from where I get to Danitniv.
Keep up the great work and can't wait to see what's going to happen.
Whoa, $1,000 donation from Siskosh.
Thank you.
So yeah we cycled across north to the top of Hokkaido and it was to this day one of the most beautiful
cycle routes I've ever done. It was so good. Seven days was it? Yeah. But we were doing,
we were sleeping, we were doing like 110 every day. There should be a command to play the journey
across Japan theme. Okay sure. Hundred dollars to play the journey across Japan theme.
Iron Mouse Cafe, maybe at a donation goal.
That's very kind.
Thank you.
The next street is called Vecci-Normitt.
It's like the history street.
Oh, wonderful.
It's a very famous river. It's got a temple on the bike.
I think it's the headquarters of Buddhism, along with the one in...
Interesting to know that.
That's why it's so...
Serene.
The word tranquil comes to mind.
Trines
So beautiful
So when did the hills start today?
No, there's nothing.
How is summer in Japan?
Brutal.
It's starting to get warmer here in Florida.
We will be in the upper 26C this weekend.
Basically, I've been to Florida, Miami.
I'll say Japan's summer is worse in Florida summer.
summer I was there in summer I'm not kidding because at least in Florida you've
got like space in Tokyo you've got concrete buildings and no space no wind
at all it's fucking brutal man so do you think Florida is bad the humidity is
on another level you know Japan summer it's why I go to America for like a
I'm on it.
Wife and I dreamed to go to Japan.
I was down to be here.
We finally got to go last October.
Thank you both for the inspiration.
Can't wait to go back.
Hey, that's awesome.
Have a good time.
Yeah, Japan always, when I moved here they were like, we have four seasons, it's amazing.
No one else in the world has it and it's like, what?
And then now they have two.
But now they only have two.
And then cold.
You get like, you get like one month of spring, tiny bit of water, like maybe like
one week. But you only get like one week for an hour, really.
Are we getting a favoritise on a war? My vote goes to the journey of Japan.
This is so stupid. The cyclone pump has been a boon for my productivity. Keep it up.
I'd be productive when you can support charity by watching the stream.
You can't donate as well, Chad. There's so many ways you can help out with the stream.
Just watching, first of all, massive help, because the higher that view count, the more likely we'll get people who come in here and donate money.
So that helps.
And just, you know, sharing about the cyclothon at all, massive help, talking about it.
A lot of people know we're doing it.
I have postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome and having a chronic illness can be hard, but I have an awesome mom who's supporting me in this...
Aw, dude, that's so fucking cool. W gigachad mom.
If you watch the cyclothon for one hour as well, Twitch has been kind enough to give us a badge that you'll get to unlock.
Wow.
So you get a badge that you can get for watching the stream.
And also as well, I'd rather donate but if you do give to Sub or do a paid Sub, you will
get a Seed of Donate note, which is a permanent global note, you can use it on any channel.
You don't have to sub to me there.
After you've basically subbed one month, you get it forever.
You don't have to keep selling.
And you can use it on any channel.
I do appreciate everyone who's subbed in there, for some reason I'm like, this is like the
most subbed I've ever had, I've got like 22,000 or something ridiculous and you know.
So I very much do appreciate the support but I obviously prefer you guys to leave
the charity if you're going to choose one because I'll be alright, let's help people
I'll be alright. I'd rather people donate than sub.
It's true.
Straight ahead all.
A mouse is living the way.
What a mouse to.
Yeah, I can tell.
Now I've got the emirate, hell yeah, the mast is in the emirate.
I hope you play lost August in one day I played it two years ago it was on
Honestly a great JRPG.
I would love to.
Okay.
Oh wow, what a transport.
Look at that.
This is an Asian cabin.
Oh my gosh.
Oh wow.
Have I left?
Cool.
These are very flat house.
This is brand new.
Oh, yeah.
Hello, sir.
Hello, sir.
How's the pulling pipes out from the ground?
I need one in the back of you there.
Really?
Damn, they're doing loads of construction here.
Damn, I didn't learn the construction here.
Ah, it's...
Oh, of course, we're gonna go back up this hill.
I'm hearing a hiss.
Hi Connor, donating again because I love what you are doing.
Will you survive Southeast Asia weather?
Much love from the Philippines.
I'd survive it but I wouldn't enjoy it.
I think that's the clear the answer.
There's so much, there's so much cyclists in itself.
I barely remember things because I've been fortunate enough to do so much
but like seconds like one, I got even bad, anything.
Same with two, if you want to, I don't remember much.
I also have just generally a very bad memory or online.
I think I think super easily.
It is bad.
Old?
Yeah, I mean, I just have really bad memory.
I wish I could donate more, but I recently bought a house and things are a little tight.
Thank you guys for making the last two weeks awesome.
It's my pleasure.
I'll probably do a charity auction as well.
I have so much stuff I need to get rid of when we get back.
A little small one in my room, not a crazy big one.
There we go, it's straight.
I've got feet on the ground.
What is this?
You know lines
We're going left and right, on the right.
Push it across the road mate.
Chat, let's give it up in the chat for Connor, Chris, Van Gang, the guests, and everyone
behind the scenes for making this happen.
Yeah man.
Well, a lot of hard work. Incross that side first.
Thank you. A lot of people. What the fuck is that in the distance?
What's that?
That looks like some kind of Bond villain headquarters.
You see that?
It has been a job watching you guys over the last two weeks, less than three, thank you.
Eight four five, so close to eight fifty already.
I can't believe how much money we've raised already, that's the crazy part, absolute giga-chad
showing up today in chat, I appreciate every single one of you doing that, I wonder how
much we've cycled, I feel like that road is quite bad, so I don't think we were going
very fast, roads like this you definitely get to just cover a lot more distance although
There's a lot less scenic, although I'm just sharing Chris's ass this entire time anyway so we need scenery.
All right, I love these old tunnels.
haha
oh
oh no
I see the hills, the mountains.
It's all going to go very law-the-rings to that, I don't know.
Fun.
There's all the mines!
Such a cool, I love that scene where they decide.
Being watching all the cyclathons while going through a rough break-up of ten years,
they've been helping a lot so I'm happy to finally donate less than three.
Hey, thank you.
Hi Connor, sorry for casting tungsten balls.
You will be.
I now cast removed cast followed by freedom of movement.
Thank you.
You've joined the buffs.
Woah.
Why do you shout sex in tunnels?
Yeah, I should be...
I am thankful for the part of this community.
Every time I do it I realize someone doesn't know.
There's a legendary...
There's a legendary Japanese video where there's this Japanese guy on a bike in
in a tunnel in like 360p.
He put it on a webcam and he's like fucking sprinting on a bike
and he's just screaming, sex!
YAMIRO TAKASHI, sex you die!
And so in honor of an epic and legendary video,
we always scream sex in a tunnel.
There are a lot of like reasonable adults
who watch the stream who don't understand why I do that.
But yeah, right before I went in that tunnel, I was like,
would you make a guide for all the weird jokes that we have?
Some people who aren't telling them online
can keep up with what the fuck we're saying.
The Todra joke arose from a scene where
Chris discusses Prince Harry's book
and discussing his oscillating Todra.
Here's the clip for reference.
There's so many cyclones at this point, my God, you need like 15 layers of injects to
to understand the stupidity of this stupid Australian.
What is you are? I honestly don't even know. It's just a funny thing the speaker says.
Some of the things don't make any fucking sense.
Sometimes Brian just reads them weird on the speaker.
And that's the meme, is that he says it funny.
And there's nothing else to it.
What?
Yeah, how long has it been?
No, no, no. How many kilometers was it like?
Yeah, I was going to say, I felt like part of the boss.
Thank you.
Oh God, I'm sorry about the sex joke.
I swear it makes sense. I swear I'm not weird.
Although, and I am weird.
I stream my entire life for a living.
I'm weird.
This is like the latest job in the world.
There's plenty of camera at everything I do and hope someone wants to watch.
The idea for warrants grants to researchers in science and medicine every year.
You can read about cool science on the web site.
Hey.
Thanks, Dan.
Thank you for that.
Yeah, go to the Ministry website to learn more about what they're spending the money
on, why this hard work is done.
Last year we had a page specifically for talking about all the fundraising stuff and how you
can fundraise if you want to as well.
Dude Chris's car looked fucking ridiculous.
They're fucking water mountains. Why are they so big?
It's not normal.
I'm pretty sure he doesn't even do anything.
I don't think he works them out. He's just...
Don't do our arms. Don't look fucking ridiculous.
They're fucking inflated balloons.
What's wrong with his legs? Why does he have that?
He must be walking weirdly his entire life or something.
Oh, the wind is picking up, boys.
Sorry, ridiculous.
I'm still, I think my body is just constantly fatigued as well, cycling every day, and I
am talking so much every day, but I don't mind, I love doing it.
But definitely the day 13 of cycling makes your body pretty fucking tired.
But even if we had a rest there, I don't know, I feel like the whole point is that
We get back on that bike every day, you know?
We get back to it, we don't stop.
Wow.
Food much.
Wow.
Telling people I say things weirdly.
Wow.
Says the person with a weird accent.
Wow.
Sometimes you've got to be so mean.
Wow.
Wow.
Brian.
Brian, stop saying wow like that.
They want to meet Cleveland Fun Fact.
Sure.
Superman was created here in 1938.
What's your favourite comic hero?
Mine personally is Spider-Man.
Spider-Man?
Why is Spider-Man so popular?
I don't know why.
Maybe I'm getting older, monkey.
And I've been thinking about it lately.
Does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?
R.I.P. Liam.
The night changes?
For the days to get faster, every day.
Every day on a change name for self-reference a cyclic on a I and see the nations go to the moon
Cycle fun AI yeah, we'll change it to cycle fun AI and
work in the stock
We get a lot of donations next year
I don't have a photo here at John's view
All might
I don't really have one.
I don't really care too much about superheroes, to be honest with you.
I wish I did, but I'm kind of an anime fan.
First and foremost.
We're almost there everyone. Keep up the good work.
We're here.
Go beyond.
go plus ultra
Wow I feel so left out Wow such man Wow can't believe I don't get
recognition. Wow. Okay, Ryan. I've been part of this cyclophon for five years as well. Wow.
Okay, Ryan. Okay. Have we done Dono War for best cyclophon meme? We have not.
Wow, that's bad.
All the wind.
All the wind.
Well, I'm about to be majestic.
My boat is flying low.
My mouth is like,
Ahhhh!
I am bored sitting at work waiting for another truckload of bread to show up so take my money.
Truckload of bread.
Look at that.
The road is really terrible though.
I want to thank everyone, so many of us struggle to go outside due to health or mental health.
You're helping lives while sharing the world.
Thank you.
So that's all that, man.
That's all that.
You have to say the reason I love Spider-Man so much because he's the normal guy that chooses the hard battles because he has to.
Comic Don't You Walk?
Oh, fair enough.
He was chai blossom.
Wow, still in full bloom.
That's crazy, I thought they were all done.
Today's word of the day is the letter C.
Okay.
Wow, very nice.
I miss having a tailwind.
Life was so much better with a tailwind.
Moomin Rider, my guy, dude.
Yes, he's the superhero I like.
He has nothing to give except everything.
This is how you do it. Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Ha ha ha.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
He nailed it.
This is the new T-Sat and a good chat.
Is it worth breaking my sober streak?
Arar, meow, arar, meow, arar, can we get a dollar train?
Oh, train!
Oh, crappy hours!
save me.
No, it has to turn.
You'll always know this, you are the goat, you are the hombre, you are the giga-champion,
you have much love.
Oh.
We walked down it.
Yeah, it's just a hill.
You remember our venerable house, Oculent and Imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic
perch above the moor.
No?
My daughter was a newborn during cyclethon two streams, now three and we have a son
who was born during cyclethon four crazy, out-of-time flies, good old boys.
That's awesome to hear.
Congrats.
I don't know if that's, I mean we could probably just cut through there right?
It's probably fine is it?
I don't know, it's a good construction site probably not.
Yeah, let's not break any walls.
Probably up here.
Okay.
Oh cool!
What are they doing?
What is this?
Oh there's some kind of rock crushing or something.
Like crushing rocks, it's very loud.
Oh my, my palm. My palm, there's been killing me for the past couple of days.
The cyclophone, flames, victims, aka me.
I need this, that's my slowest fire palm, you know.
It's a very important palm.
What is that sound?
I love fish.
Okay.
There's two fish proposing to each other.
That's nice.
I did not know that.
What the fuck did you even say?
What was that sentence?
Did you see?
What?
What?
Where are we going?
Why?
This is where you see it.
Across the first navigation.
I was given a suggest for a Donner war you could do one of our dinosaurs all
planes but you never listened to my ideas I just read everyone's donations
sorry Brian telling all of us what crushing is loud
I could have never guessed you thought it was quite either is quite huh see you're
dumb. It's loud, dumbass, obviously, because you're crushing rocks.
It's kind of hard to take it down, right? I would love to write it down, but I don't want to get in trouble.
And there's a poll at the end, so that wouldn't be very good, would it?
Not quite a tunnel.
It's like a...
Oh my God, where's Christon now?
Ah, I did not know.
Why is that?
What the fuck are we doing?
That's only Mark.
We would just go along the road and turn to it or...
That was bad.
Metal pipe, $500 donation for Crawfish Popsicle
and they didn't activate it.
Sorry man.
Come here.
Oh.
I did not sell it to 1k.
Don't blame me.
I'm powerless.
Any manipulation has been done by the evil mobs.
Yeah, that's what I've been saying.
The cryptic circuit, one thousand dollar donation for the metal pipe, I didn't even play.
The mod scammed you cryptic.
My go cryptic.
The mod scammed you cryptic.
Multiplied two metal pipe sounds to make it up to that.
Do we have any other thousand dollar donuts?
We had quite a lot.
The UNF desk, Mr. Sam.
I am the tyrant.
Really?
You look radiant.
I like you look like if we need a sun shining down
on this great nation, all I got to do is look to you.
You're just beaming.
It's awesome. I don't see tiredness. I don't see exhaustion. I see a monkey on a mission.
I just get tired when there's no donations coming in.
I understand that feeling. I understand that one.
But here's the good news. Is that if you want to make this little monkey happy,
all you gotta do is check out his merch.
I'll take all that water now. I'll take all that water.
If you're gonna look cute as hell, when you grab a pair of t-shirts,
a hat, a snapback, a little plushie, add it to your mantle,
And look at this five dollars of your purchase goes towards the immune deficiency foundation not only that
Boy is that guy
It's like a sub cup to me. That's a sub cup
Gamers have been powering these boys for 13 days for me about 26 months
I live off this shit. I don't even put it in water. You should don't do what I do
But I add a little water I mix it in I chug a lug
And I feel like I'm raring to go and you can too. That's also helping get this thing on the road
Basically what I'm saying is there's lots of ways for you to invest in this
Production directly to Tiltify you can just go straight to the names to tiltify
Raising awareness getting treatment helping people with the new deficiency foundation. That's the primary Wow
But maybe you want to have a little something in return. I understand man. Look, I want a little something something too
I get you get a t-shirt get a cycling shirt start your own health journey some of that goes to your deficiency foundation grab some
Sups put it in a cup mix it in what do you get a little cocktail of cool right there? Yeah, look at this
This is my favorite though. The Jersey is the best it came off so well
I want to get it just to start cycling you can so I can look like your pockets get to if you only found the things
Because the pants don't often have so I put my gamer subs can you could put your game of substance in there, too
Do whatever you want straight from so that's why I do so with the little G subs
So I have a headache right now cuz I didn't drink it
So the other things that we are doing is we're trying to get to a bunch of different goals right now at the top of my head
It's far away 1.4 million C-Dom will do every single
Expansion and Final Fantasy 14 warriors of light you talk a big game. Where the hell are you?
That's what I want to know.
Well, I'll do them all.
All of them.
And if we forget to two-minute and he'll do Final Fantasy XI exclusively with me, that's
not true.
What?
No.
No, I know.
I made that one.
No one's going to Vanity Inn.
You're like, yeah, man, it's so good because they like, artificially slow you down
and like, you have to wait five hours to like, walk.
But that was 14.1.0.
Oh, okay.
They fixed that.
Eleven's worse.
Okay.
So, but Eleven, my goat.
So, basically we got that to look forward to where we're going to be a huge pizza
Oh yeah, it's going to be fun.
You can get your own Van Gang Slice or your bike gang and Iron Mouse, meet us, hang out
with us, cheer us live.
It's going to be cool.
So many ways for you to join.
Yeah, there's literally one billion ways that you can help out.
Just watching the stream.
Just watching the stream is number one.
That's the most important thing you need to do because with no views, there's nothing.
So thank you so much for watching.
Just tell people about it.
I don't know what you're doing.
It's a drag.
It's fun.
And more visibility on the twitch pages as well.
True.
Keep letting Pete know he's the go.
I know.
Never mind, done.
You know, it's time to spread the line.
There it is.
There's the $500 donation.
And that was cryptics 1K, too.
Does that happen a lot?
That happens a lot when I'm cycling.
That's terrifying.
Yeah.
That's what it sounds like.
It's not in a model art.
That goes off.
I'm never reading a comment again that says the pizza embarrassing me loud. This isn't full-on construction failure
This is insane. Yeah, it's pretty bad. You can hear that in Tokyo
Like it does so scare them if you have to know. Oh, what else we got?
What this is like one of like four stops. Yeah. Yeah, do you mind if I get a coffee real quick?
I'll be right back boost it, baby. Let's go. What do you want me to do here?
Just raise some money
He's going to go get a coffee, which means we've got just enough time to raise $4,000.
I know I'm a piece of shit, but I'm begging, I know it, but we have just-
I think he gave it to me, didn't he?
Okay, I can't count.
All right, if we get a- this isn't going to happen, but if we get $1,000, I will
break it down with a customized peat dance and those hurt. There will be an
electric worm, there will be, that's coming, that's all right, it's like Lazarus
coming back, there it is. I will do my weird knee shaking arm swinging,
like Lombada, the forbidden dance, but we need the money. I don't, where I
come from clowns don't dance for free. That's my motto. He knows it. I have
three of them. That's one of the three. We're at 846 right now, right? Is that
correct? It might have gone up while we were just dicking around. 848. 850, we
break it down. I can't see how to... 848. I'll even get the music on standby. There
we go. I can sit this there. That's Dudley's dance. Of course it is. What do
What do you mean?
Do I...
For the dance?
Yeah, if we're going to dance, we're going to eff and dance.
First I'm going to turn it up.
Then I'm going to find the phone.
There it is.
I'm going to put that down my back.
You're going to take with a 1K, right?
No way.
You're going to take a game with another 1K.
Because he knows what's at stake.
We get to have a little fun.
Let me put this here.
He's not even getting his effing coffee.
I'm just going to be dancing for 30 minutes.
you know that I'm an old man? Filled with regret. What are we at now? We almost at 8.50. 8.49
is not enough. It's close, but it's no cigar. 700 left. Okay, I should probably start backtracking.
It's not a long dance. I'm 42 years old. It's not a good dance. That's never been the case.
But it is painfully awkward, much like the t-shirt that Ian is rocking.
Dudley theme, I found it, it's called You Blow My Mind.
Let's see if Paul remembers this.
Oh, okay, we know that. We know that.
So you remember it, you remember it.
So we got, let me get, let me get.
It's not a good one. I should again. I'm prefacing let me get
Yeah, well, I think it activates a neuron
Okay, this is how you and then I got a that's his that's his that's the Connor dance gotta get that one ready
It doesn't look like this, uh, Flun's business won't be some value.
Let's get a little, a little, a little.
On the tie.
Little, little metal bar.
Oh, that's okay. He's knocked down the track, you son of a bitch.
Oh, shit. Was it another $1,000?
Was it another $1,000?
I don't have a donor bar. I can only get $1,000.
I believe we are at $850.
All right, that means I might need an assist from you this time, and I'm not gonna show we got to dance first
You got to dance with me a little
Okay, so there are limits to people's generosity for charity. I'm just gonna put this mic
So we have the music
It's not particularly great, let's see here
Okay.
Alright, even if it's free, are you ready?
Have you done this in such a long time?
I can do this!
I can do this!
I can do this!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What am I doing?
I'm out of breath.
I can't.
I'm out of breath.
I can't.
Come on, come on.
That's it.
Too hard, man.
That's my worm, okay?
Holy crap, my sand trap is back.
There you go.
Like I said, I never said it was good.
Never afraid to humiliate myself.
In the name of charity.
Look, I bleed for you.
You made me taste my own blood.
I think that was just from doing this.
It wasn't even the rocks.
That's actually a bit of foam sticking out of it.
Now it's just a little excited.
I think my heart rate's 2,000.
I didn't even do my macho man.
Don't tell me there's two.
Oh, there we go.
Did you first blood?
Yeah, you're here.
Okay, here.
That was fucking crazy.
I'm doing this.
I'm doing this.
I'm okay.
That's what you were looking for.
I'm okay.
Oh, crap.
You know what I did do?
Yeah.
Damage the brand new eye watch.
That was a gift for cause.
Don't ever say I don't full send.
Okay, well don't stop donating, damn it.
I'm out here giving blood and damaging my equipment for the love of the game.
And I am an awful dancer.
How about if we reach a million dollars, I'll take hip-hop lessons.
You know, thank you.
You know, after I have a busy day of working out
and exercising, I like to sit and repose
and read a chapter of my favorite book,
Journey Across Japan, Adventures of the Beaten Path.
What do you do?
What are you doing?
I'm bleeding.
The bulletin watch?
And I'm invoicing you for my Apple Watch, I damaged it.
Look at this, look at this.
For the cyclathon, I will do anything.
I danced. The good news is, we got to $850,000 for it.
He's going to tear the bag now.
He's going to tear the bag?
Chris taking the bag at $850,000.
You crazy? That was worth it then.
$850,000.
You did dance. You got to take it.
I did if you think they saw us.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I'm okay. I don't want that
I'll drink it instead of puke. Can I be as proxy? What is this?
So I know you need someone to suffer because you're a sick twisted man. Is it terrible taste? Yes, okay. It's a riffle
That's what I thought
Oh
Noborino
I don't have what I used to do I
You can figure this out, right?
Make sure it's...
Don't actually do that.
This is what this tastes like.
Why do you know what that tastes like?
Fuck, I'll be drunk at one point.
I know, I know.
You sure you don't want to see me no-saurus?
Why do you keep going at me no-saurus?
That's fucking cool.
I'm not!
We've made some modifications to the bike that makes it more aerodynamics.
Check this out.
Journey across Japan, all 47 characters in Japan, in one epic book now tied to the bike.
It's got a little bike heavier for the mountains.
Which bike are you cycling?
Who's cycling what now?
Which bike are you cycling?
Yours.
In the back.
When I saw you looking at it.
Oh, yeah.
It's like the Wonky bike.
Wonky bike?
Your back tyre is Wonky.
Is that why it feels like the bike is going in different directions?
I wonder if I'm battling every fucking...
Your tyre has been like misaligned the whole cycle.
No.
Maybe time to swap to the other bike.
We have insurance at the rental, right?
Yeah.
Made sure.
Yeah.
All right.
Which is the deposit?
50K.
For each.
Just tug it off, right?
Just tug it off.
For the first time.
He can't!
He does.
For each.
You know, just tug it off, right?
Just tug it off.
He's a perfect kid.
No, he ends up shitting it.
Yes mate, I'm going to give it a good time.
But he doesn't fall for shit.
He's here.
Yeah, we're not getting that bagged on the deposit.
Well, too fair though.
We've probably, like, given them, like, maybe,
I know it's 30 customers worth of damage on the bike in two weeks.
I realize all the time is undefeated, but for about 110 seconds I could turn back the
clock and injure myself in three different ways.
Fried, my knee, I'm not going to watch you.
Yeah, it's bleeding.
Did you watch okay?
Huh?
That was okay.
At the top, see that?
Oh, that's battle scars.
Battle scars?
That's cool.
Yeah, battle scars.
Now you look like you're actually exercising the apple walk.
Yeah, it does.
I ran into a brick wall.
Oh my God, you got the scam water.
Yeah, that's geery shit.
You got the scam water.
Explain to Chad what the scam water is.
Scam water.
This is proven to lower your body mass index.
It's a little BMI bonus, baby.
It's 600 milliliters of complete and pure copium.
Ah, I love a little cope.
I'm delusional, man.
So this thing right here, though, is absolutely a scam, right?
I just don't see how water can make you lose weight.
Well, you're about to find out.
That's why you haven't lost any weight on this.
You're drinking a frappuccino's and...
Pappuccino, it's a fucking coffee, mate.
I think the reason I lost, I'm not losing weight,
it's because I had two fucking burgers yesterday.
And that's the life I lead.
That might have done it.
Well, one man would say, no, this is unrefined.
I say another.
That's cow's.
What's the flavor?
Green tea.
I like green tea, but not in...
Yeah.
And now, now it's brain.
I'll never get...
Is it caffeine free?
Do we have a caffeine free one?
Yeah, there's definitely caffeine free in there.
for you know this one's gg energy okay so many choices I'm loads it's good
that's don't drink that one right now we asleep yep sleep support yeah melatonin
Okay, oh
Fuck it. Oh, you've got me rain home. I
No
Where's the caffeine free
Is the one you gave me yeah, this man. Yeah, I did good
Isn't this bowberry energy? Yeah, no, this is not caffeine
No, it will save the caffeine.
That's why I'm saving so much.
The first time in my life I've turned down caffeine.
I've never seen it happen.
Man, boy was my heart erasing at the thought of getting more donations.
Give you every note.
Oh, there we go.
Ah, blowhole blast.
One of my goats.
one of my go-to flavors. It's as easy as this. You take a scoop, you put it aside, and then
I drink the rest. Don't do that. I'll change for a little bit. I like to do a little double.
Not fully, just like a 1.5er. And I tighten it, but if you don't like the energy aspect
of it. I like the caffeine-free stuff, that's what I always use personally, but
there's also try a snake oil, it's like this delicious apple pie, it's a good one.
And then look I add my BMI water, that Connor called a scam. But Geary would
never scam us, she's a chef.
Alright. What are we at now? Don't tell me it stopped at 8.50, it's got to be
852.
852 would be nice.
You know the first day we cycled, we, I think by we I mean Bay, and I wasn't even here, but I think they raised over a hundred thousand dollars.
Let's see if we can get within punching distance. We've already done the hard part. We've already done 50k at least.
So let's see if we can get this thing to like 70, 75, 80 and then see what happens. Let's just see what happens.
Could it be a lucky number 13 day they've long associated it with like the horrors of Friday the table
My Freddy Krueger is waking up and seeing that we didn't reach nine hundred thousand dollars in a 13
That's what my horror and we're only 47,000 and we've had some absolute legends cryptic
We've got a bad Beagle
We had DLM throwing five
Ludd buds come in. Where's the Ludd buds at? He threw in 5000 bucks and I feel like
DLM. You're gonna get a knock-off T-Move version of my face shirt. Not the
original one of one and don't worry a lot. I know you wanted it too. I'll get
you one baby. There it is. Okay it's a-kimasu.
You know when I was a kid, we had to plug in our batteries overnight to recharge them.
Nowadays I just have two swigs of gamer subs and I'm topped up at 110%.
Caffeine free does this to me, imagine what the energy will.
Get those workouts done, finish that term paper, or maybe knock out that project at work that
you were thinking about.
All with the power of a little sub.
What's in your pot? That's Mastercard.
What's in your cup? There you go. Can't use Mastercard.
I'm loving it. Wait, shit.
Have it your way. Fuck, that's Burger King.
All the good ones are taken. I gotta figure out a new phrase.
Oh, what's that one? Have it your way.
Yeah, so...
Ah, then, now, forever, that's my slogan.
That's maybe his then, his Marcus Aurelius, I was the best then, I am the best now, and
my channel will live on forever, by my book, journey through the ages, my past, my present,
and possibly my future.
Subscribing's free at the broad perspective.
What's up?
Coloring book, maybe?
I think it'd be fun to put my life's images so that my son can color them in.
It would be a really good idea to get married and be stuffed into a car with a washing machine
and send it to me.
That's right.
I thought it'd be my first.
Oh man, there's a lot of ideas, but I would need to get an artist for that.
Basically, I'll draw you the way you deserve.
You draw up paying. That's about what you do for me. So are you ready to wear the backpack?
Have you guys see one at once this trip?
That's even better that there's a ST pill
$625 and
Welcome dude
Whether you're you're hacking government emails or posting on 4chan anonymous is here to donate. Thank you and on
Legends, I feel like the number one
donator has been anonymous, like in
general, if you collect all the anonymous,
it's been very good.
8-5-2 is good. I would like to see a little 8-5-5,
silent that much, 8-5-5 before they leave,
and 8-5-5, 8-5-5, did you know, I'm
going to give you a little hint, my
social security number is only three
different digits. Isn't that pathetic?
So, for example, it'd be like 1-1-1-1, 2-2-2, 3-3-1-1-1.
It's so easy to remember that I'm afraid.
Oh, I know what you're already saying.
Are you sure you're so old it might just be the number 72?
72.
You're just the 72th person.
Now, I have a terrible social security.
So try to hack that if you want.
You can have my American ID.
I don't want it anymore.
You also get my debts.
Look at that.
How much what now?
country. Lifetime total. Do I inherit my dads? Or did they get rid of that in the
Wild West? I feel like when I went to college I made two mistakes. Okay, one was
when I went, there was two food courts. There was the dorm food court,
and then there was the one near like, you know, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and all
those such as big kahuna sushi, whatever. I would go there because I just
Scott, I just paid an exorbitant amount of tuition fees.
And I'd go there and I would just be like,
ooh, personal pan pizza.
Ooh, Whopper.
And they just have these things.
And then I would just walk out.
And I thought that was included in my tuition.
And I saw all these people in line,
but they were wearing suits and neck ties.
And I go, oh, these are visitors and dignitaries
or professors have to pay.
So I made that through about eight months
before someone says, are you just,
why do you order so much food?
Doesn't that rack up a bill?
go, shut your telling me man, college is a scam.
And they're like, yeah, but what are you talking about?
Are you just, are you walking out of the cafeteria
with this food every day?
And I was like, oh.
So I found out that I'd probably stolen on accident,
not knowingly, thousands of dollars of whoppers
and sushi's and personal pan pizzas
over the course of nine months.
And I realized that the two dorm rooms are,
one is the one that's included with tuition
that you pay for a meal plan, the others a la carte.
So if we're including that, several thousand plus college
and a couple of medical bills, and then I fled here,
I moved here happily 15 years ago with interest,
we need a bigger check.
That's...
That would cover a few minutes later as well.
No, I think we need to add a couple more digits.
So, you know what though?
Don't do what I do now, which is have a fake name.
You can computer Macy, please.
And I'm a regular Andy Dufresne, so don't worry about it.
Now, it's a stage name.
Which stage name sounds like I'm a porn star, but yeah.
You know that they used to have,
we used to say to each other when we were younger,
your first pet and the first street you were born on
is your porn name.
So mine was Snuggle.
It's not a password or anything, is it?
I do not have my password as Snuggles Pickwick.
Believe it or not, I have not used Snuggles Pickwick yet.
From now on, Chad.
Nabi, what was yours?
What was your?
I'm not gonna say, because I've got passwords with those.
Oh, you have your poor name.
Ian, what street were you born on?
Hope Avenue.
Hope Avenue?
And what was your first pet's name?
First pet?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just a quote for people to think about.
Sam Hope.
Sam, hope, that's a bit...
Do you sound like a porn star?
Rascal was my second best.
Rascal, hope, hope, rascal?
Hope for Rascal sounds better.
That's a good poor name.
Snuggle's Pickwick, I think's pretty good.
Yeah, I mean, big sausage pizza 14.
Snuggle's Pickwick, there you go.
You can get your big sausage pizza at Hughes
when you show up at the end of the cyclathon in Osaka.
I'm not hearing a lot of doughnuts coming in.
We saw that guy get that 8.45, 8.55 before they leave.
Guys, I'm literally bleeding for you to donate my heart.
I'm several times on this trip now.
If I'm looking for spare bike parts, begging, cajoling.
So let's do it, let's do it.
We are at, well, I scratched that part of my watch.
I can't see, so.
853.
852 still hasn't moved.
There you go.
Let me see if I have any other things
I can share with you guys.
I'll be at the fan fest with Iron Mouse.
I don't fancy if you want to go see that that's going to be amazing
We're going to get all the kind of souvenirs and say hi and take photos and raise money
We've got Chris donning the bow is that why he taped his book to the
To the bicycle a little free publicity. I see
It's
Okay
What else do we got? What's in the news guys?
Merch is going good, we've got big doughnos today,
we've already crested 50k.
We're sitting at damn near 70.
If we can make a, I'm not even gonna say it,
but I'm gonna say if we can make $100,000 on day 13,
I will literally,
I will give every dollar in my wallet
right at that moment
to one of the Van Gang members.
$100,000 in four dollars.
not to the charity, to one of your charities,
one of you guys, Ian.
So.
The charity's been, uh,
this cool, cool to your children in Missouri.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, I guess I would only be adding four bucks
if I gave all the money in my wallet.
But we just need it, boys.
We need you to step up to the plate.
It's bottom of the ninth, two out, full count.
And you're pointing like Ruth and you're saying,
this home runs are gonna go the distance.
And you've gotta swing the bat, all right?
I've put you in a position to succeed.
Connor has assembled the team.
He's managed this perfectly.
You have to be the ones to come in here
and make the winning run happen.
Three more days.
The best time to donate was yesterday.
The second best time is now.
Let's do it.
Pizza is for closers only, all right?
So if you want us to get huge,
then you better start throwing out some huge money.
That's the trade-off.
Look at this over here.
We've got 848,000.
This is what was in my pocket that I found
that was causing me internal bleeding
when I did the electric worm.
I thought I just worked out an ab muscle.
Nope, this was stabbing me
right through where I lost my appendix.
We're at 800
and 52 still, I'm assuming.
Yeah, 52.
852.
You want me to wipe it?
Four, fuck it, I'm just gonna put a three.
I've prognosticated a future, all right?
that 853 is allowed.
Now there is a hidden reference on this board.
Let's see if, I found one person who's found it.
There's an Easter egg somewhere on here.
Let's see if Eagle Eye Observers
can find the hidden Easter egg.
That's what I wanna know.
So there you go, you've seen it.
Somewhere here, I feel bad.
world everybody got their name well day 10 Daniel I'll try to fix these in post
you guys ready all right I couldn't raise as much post I injuring myself let's
Let's take a look at the knee, the war wound.
They drew first blood.
Oh, look at that.
That grew jeans as well.
That one hurt.
That was through jeans.
There you go.
Yeah.
It might, all right, you ready, Nabi?
Three, you gotta go back to back.
Three, two, one, bounce on it.
There it is.
For that, it's back.
That one hurt as well.
I hurt my upper body and my knee, now my quads and everything else hurt.
Alright boys!
Ha!
Charging the camera is a little bad.
You want to take one of mine?
I have like six.
Nah, it's just about one on the back.
Okay.
It should be okay.
Alright.
You're going to charge that like 10% for helping.
Yeah.
Is it not charged last night?
No.
You guys have been asking for it, you've been waiting for this moment, Mr Christopher
broad. Who's ready to cancel this stream in record time? He's gonna go over his top 10.
Yep, there it goes. The OC County Visha Joe insults coming at you. This is what he
does. This is what he historically has done. Who's the better Sultan, Jafar or
the Sultan? Who, I'm ready for all your hot tanks. There you go.
It is.
It is.
This is...
Can we make Christmas into a movie?
Yes, we've been through this a lot.
You're going to have to...
You're the guide.
Oh man, I'm a MP.
I'm donating again, but only if we don't have to see Pete dance again till at least
I'm just gonna keep it in the hole.
I think I'm there.
Okay, there we go.
Chris is on the bike for the next leg. You'll have him for an hour, Chad.
You know how to use the VG I can make.
You get the helmet on first.
You all right?
I did I'm gonna go grab one more coffee, actually
Hello
What do you do when you don't have the bad for those fleeting moments?
Oh, you don't like
Whatever just like relax for a minute
So he always has you guys with him. Always.
I've been listening to him. His fingers are just like the wireless thing to stop a big.
Well, it's like when Atlas gave Hercules the world flight ten minutes.
He's like free to do other tasks. And then he takes it back on.
He's like, this is my charge. And you hold it upon your shoulders.
I've held the boat in long enough. It's time for him.
I think Chris would like to hear please.
You're on the road.
All right, how are you doing, Shep?
Here's Chris.
He runs off.
It was Tom.
Probably.
He's ready.
You're about to leave the double.
You should double tap it every time you like to stir down, basically.
The black button.
The cinematographer, of course.
How the fuck did you know what made this camera?
You made this camera?
I've seen two values, you know?
No.
You did not teach me how to use it.
It's not true.
Cinema type of thing.
You heard that, chap?
Okay.
Get ready for the most cinematic cyclophony you've ever seen.
Is this the first time he's put the barrier off?
I was here once before very, very briefly, remember.
Suck-Up on 3, I couldn't barely get any footage, because it was that short.
But not this time.
Last time you had the bag with Suck-Up on 3, I remember trying to get footage of you and like...
Well, I'm gonna carry the string.
There's a lower one as well, if you will.
Right.
What was that? I still got a foot, is it?
Start strapping the Hindenburg in.
I don't know the stock of them.
I'm different.
I'm different.
That mic's on.
8.5.
8.5.
Yay!
8.55! Thanks, lads!
Absolutely leg ends.
That makes me really, really pleased to be, as usual, a part of this awesome thing.
8.55, boy.
8.55!
Alright, so I'll see you guys at 8.60 at the summit of the next place.
Sam, what?
You know, he's on the bike giving it $5,000 to entertain this man.
I think, yeah, they should give $5,000.
This is your chance to have unbridled access to Mr. Broad.
His scorching hot takes trust me. I've been there under the 12 alcoholic beverages in a row
You don't want to see what I'm asking
Finishing the screen just stop stop asking. I don't let him do well
And then I will never forget we met these very lovely people from the OC
It's like dirty. You've been berated for the next eight hours. Is there a water bottle?
I'll be alright. I'll just
And then the next day I said,
I met him the next day and I said,
why were you so mad at the OC?
And he went, what's the OC?
The fuck is that?
Is that a prescription drug?
And I was like, no, God damn it.
He's like, I have no memory about it.
I only have a 13 hour bout of it.
That's gone forever.
All right, yes, let's check.
Everyone says low volume audio.
What's going on?
Well
Yeah, Pete the comment said
There's thangs put this tungsten rod down your trousers
Where does Kevlar vest?
Fucking
Why do I need this?
Because it's actual location
Surely we know the location because you're going to be one inch away from me
Messes up
Sound is back
U-turn
Woke, audio back
Are you ready?
You're guiding
Go
Go at a reasonable
The fuck is this? Why is it still tight? Is it the maximum strap and it's still tight?
I think that's the most loose it will be.
Yes I know. It's the most loose it will be. It's not wearing bra or something.
Alright, bye.
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
Alright, I've got the thumb again.
I've got a watch, I've got pedals that don't fit my shoes.
Fuck.
So, at least you guys now get to look at the great Seadog VA from behinds.
Everyone's dream, the Seadog.
All right, off we go.
Fuck.
You're sitting in your bike seat, it's like a torture chain there.
What have you done to this bike seat?
It's like a fucking...
This is horrible.
It's like he derived some sort of pleasure from a bike seat
that's like a piece of fucking titanium.
All right.
Is the TTS thing on?
Is the TTS thing switched on?
It doesn't seem to be doing anything.
Also, does the bike seat go marginally higher?
Uh, thank you for doing what you do.
As a teacher, I'm always thinking about the future for people.
And the stuff you do makes it better.
Don't give up.
The bike seat's like, disgraceful.
It's like fucking titanium.
Do you derive pleasure from pain?
Sausages, sausages, sausages, sausages, sausages, sausages, sausages, sausages, sausages, sausages, sausages, sausages, sausages, sausages, sausages.
Thanks for donating a hundred dollars to, say, sausages twenty times.
Lovely area to do.
In Fukui Prefecture.
A really good book came out about this area called For Fukui's Sake and I read that the
year before I came here and it's about an ALT, a jet, living here in Fukui and it sort
of inspired me to join the jet program.
His name's Sam, he wrote a fantastic book, check it out.
But Fukui is a, well it's sort of the butt of a lot of jokes because it's sort of seen
as like a very countrysidey, backwood place, but actually it's absolutely stunning.
You can read, I can read, that's right.
But the guy Sam who wrote for Fukui's sake, he actually endorsed my book, he wrote it
about us.
The Goat Author, Chris, wishing you the best.
Always and thanks for always giving us the best content, Mr Affable.
guys got this cheers and stay safe. It's cool when somebody who inspires you like I
don't know endorses something you've done which can be cool so I was very
happy with that but yeah check out his book for Fukui's sake it does this area
justice in a way that a lot of places don't but Fukui it's it's famous for
having like the most nuclear power plants in Japan because it's close to
action. We're close to Kansai, we're close to Kyoto and Osaka. So they could power it all,
but it's all powered from out here, right, in the middle of nowhere,
by nuclear reactors down the coastline. So Fukui, like Fukushima,
gives back to the populated parts of Japan.
And Fukui's actually sort of kind of happy with the nuclear power because it keeps a lot
lot of jobs in the area economically. But you don't want to hear that, do you? You want
funny things. So my nuclear energy corner, all right? What else should I teach you today?
Cool view, don't it? We're going to go past a lot of nuclear
activities in about half an hour. Chris, can we open the Strait of Hormose? We'll
We'll do that on the next cycle, if it's still sharp.
Although by that point, we won't be able to get fucking jet aviation fuel to get there
in the first place.
Apparently, Europe's got three weeks of jet aviation fuel left.
So if you're going on holiday this summer, maybe don't, because there'll be no planes.
I love the facts.
Cheers.
I'll think of some more facts.
I've run out now.
That's the extent of my knowledge.
How do you feel cycling, Conor, without the burden of cameras and equipment?
I'm just going to film myself.
Struggle cam.
Oh my God!
I'm such a star!
I'm going to do that.
Hi Chris.
Been a fan for eight years.
Thank you.
Thanks for the great content and for being part of this wonderful event.
event. Thank you so much. This is one hell of a community we've got going on here. I'd
say two things in life, I'll throw that out of the way, two things in life unlock true
real happiness. The first, the sausages, the second is being part of something bigger
yourself. Chris, Connor clearly lowered the seat to the buff you. In garments every year you'll do
amazing work. Thank you and keep on biking on. Thank you very much. It's great to be part of
something bigger than yourself and this community, no matter where you are in the world today,
you could be in Australia, you could be in Brazil, you could be in Botswana,
you could be in Cardiff. Thank you, thank you as always. Hey Chris, just wanted to let you know
I still have the J.A.J. theme song as my rinto
I'm actually cycled through this area since the original J.C.R.S. Japan. I think on this day
Haven't gotten the chance to donate yet, but every stream has been on my TV since the start. Oh, wow
Second time watching Cyclethon. Keep it up boys. Oh, yeah
Welcome aboard
The last time I cycled through here is with Charlotte
Journey across Japan won. I had to speak Japanese for the day.
Chad is not a sausage. Don't eat them.
I had to speak Japanese for the whole day.
As is she, and it's quite fun.
Maybe we should do that now.
Is this the famous cinematographer, Todger Deacon? Cheers from Australia.
It is. Todger fucking Deacon.
I want to listen to the Prince Harry audiobook.
on this cycle.
It's there.
Hey Chris, I'm planning on taking my dinosaur loving partner to Fukui to see the museum.
Hell yeah.
Do you have any other Fukui recommendations?
Love you guys. A3.
Get an Ehigitempo, it's the home of Zembolism in Japan.
One of Ehigi.
We went near Ehigitempo.
So where do we get it back?
And Panman for some challenges.
Ian keeps Anpanman who is covered
for sadistic purposes, I'm sure, and it seems firmly within Ian's grasp.
But you're my favourite, Mr. Averbo. I've also listened to your audiobook and thoroughly enjoyed it. Keep up the amazing work.
Who would you rather have to do the new audiobook, Connor or Pete, though, for Journey Across Japan?
Pete in an English accent? As me? Or Connor in his deep silly voice accent?
What would you rather have?
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. That's Pete's British accent. Oh, yes. I was going to the chicken. Thanks Chris for your videos and books.
You really inspire me through school and you and Conor are the goats. Take care boys. Cheers.
Heard you. He's absolutely saying. Pete, Conor, BV. For the American audience, we could have Pete do it in an American accent.
The corner will just be like, oh yes!
Oh god, oh my god.
This is a video, well, on day one of this cycle something we tried to go to a temple
called Terra Mountain, or Sodezang, in Amore,
and all through day one I hyped it up.
that Connor washes his toilet bowl with a sponge and his bare hands you'll emoji
and all through day one I was like oh Terra Mountain it's going amazing and then we drove up
to it and it was blocked by snow and we had to cancel it and that was day one of the cycle film
I've never had much luck with Osorizan when I went there before the Osorio I shot a video
and the entire temple was in a cold era filled with sulfuric gas
and it's so atmospheric and cool steam cutting out of the torii gates smells
amazing well that smells awful and it's just the most incredible place and I
filmed it and I was like gosh it smells himself in here hahaha and then we showed
it to the temple to the monks opening my world to Japan my intention is to
purchase your book and eat prefecture as I undertake an exploration of my own
as you should that's awesome and I showed the monks the video and the
for like, you've liberated our temple.
You can't get this video out.
Can't we get Hans Keter to write the audio book?
And I was like, I literally just said it smelled like sulfur.
I didn't say it.
I didn't say, like, gosh, it smells like Connors Toilet
in here.
I just said it smells of sulfur.
And the temple was like, nah, you can't use that.
So I never filmed it.
Never filmed it.
Although I went back with Charlotte and she vlogged it.
And we posted that.
Chris, well, thanks for your first book.
Looking forward to being a team to help pass my Japanese road
for a thousand knots.
Thank you.
Oh.
So we're going to go up a mountain.
As we leave for Curie behind, heading towards Kyoto today.
It's quite a long journey.
Nothing leaves it quite a long day,
but the wind is against us.
The back, the camera's heavy.
And we've got two mountain ranges, no less.
To go for it.
Fuck it, little d.
Ah.
Fucking metal pipe.
That's going to be me when I get hit by a truck in half an hour,
when the metal pipe jump scare goes off.
That's what it's going to sound like.
Chris as an expert on Japan can you tell us any funny Japanese town names anything
that can compete with cock-a-mouth or wet Wang there's nothing if you can eat
with top generally actually to be fair we are coming up to a town called
Obama in the carry thanks Chris for announcing and donate 50% of your first
book sales today six seven Chris seven six seven Chris seven six seven Chris seven
It's a town called Obama coming up, and they love President Obama, and they've got lots
of cardboard cutouts.
These really ragged, worn-down cutouts of Obama from 2008.
Thank you.
I want to go to Obama.
See these towels with former President Barack Obama's face on.
Would you look at that cake? It's so light and fluffy looking. It also looks like it's
in debt because of Cymoroll.
It's a lovely area though.
Hey Chris, it's BUBI. Tell the chat to donate and I will give it a sloppy talky.
BUBI.
Oh my god, this bike seat. What is wrong with the bike seat?
This will be my last donation, but Chris, I just wanted to ask, what's your favorite
part of the process when writing your books?
You know, I normally bullet point, like the things I want to talk about, the stories and the plot points.
And then I work into a narrative and I guess the best bit is just
writing a bit that makes you laugh when you read it back. And there's plenty of that in this book,
especially in Connors and Bowls, unfortunately.
Good book is about escapism, humour, fun. Lord knows we need to escape the modern world this
Switch on the news it's a shit show. Sit down in the chair, open the book, read it,
escape to Japan. That's what I want people to do. But no, just want people to laugh and escape.
Escapism is what I've tried to do for 10 years. I want to escape this fucking mountain that's coming up as well.
Finally woke up in time to be able to catch a stream. I hope you guys have a good day
and pass the goal soon.
How are you holding up today Connor?
Good.
Very good.
Hi Chris. Love your videos and all the knowledge you share with us.
I've been watching you all well on the treadmill each day.
Thank you.
It felt like the longest cyclathon I will say.
I think it's the first week we say brutal, difficult.
And the videos inspire me to make my first trip to Japan and it's given me fun things
to look for on the several times I've been back since so thank you.
Fantastic.
Yeah this cyclathon's felt really long.
It's good though.
It's always over in a flash.
But this time, yeah, I don't know, something about the struggles of the first week I've
made the second week for a long time, I think it's my legs have sucked.
It's a bit of a band of building.
What's interesting is, the first week, we cycled past so many abandoned buildings, which
are known as Spike Hill in Japanese.
I've never died openly.
The smell transported me through time.
I felt as if my mother was right there in the room.
Oh, okay.
Oh, no.
Fritz Harry's back.
But this week, we've seen like no abandoned buildings in Komsa.
This part of Japan is so much more affluent.
People want to live here. Unfortunately, our more inaccurate and not so lucky people want
to live there because I guess it's cold, windy and snowy most of the year.
Chris, thank you so much for spending some time with us and for doing this year after
year, Cyclethon truly wouldn't be the same without you.
Thank you, it's very kind.
I'm sure Connick had finished his cyclothon half the time without me wearing him back.
Rocked lips, as he would call himself.
Rev up the good gattie wee.
Fine.
All right, let the fun begin.
Mountains, here we come.
800 metres of incline to date.
Roughly almost the same height as the Birch Cleaver.
So look at that skyscraper.
Then imagine f**king cycling up here, over three or four hours.
And that's what we're going to do.
Behind rocket lighters.
Connor likes to always call his legs Pistons.
He's always like, look at my legs, they're like Pistons.
Like a f**king steam train.
I'm a Pistons train!
Like a f**king steam train.
Do you see yourself doing more non-Japan-specific commentary or essay-style videos
like the Chinese robotics video.
I do.
Yeah, I mean, I love Japan, but...
I don't want to talk about it forever.
There's a... there's a world outside.
Chris, book question.
Does the cover come wrapped around a random book
like your demo copy, or can I request
a specific book underneath?
Well, the first book...
The first book people sold it on Amazon.
They printed out the copy
and put it over a book about breastfeeding.
And several dozen people ordered this book.
book, thinking it was the abroad Japan book, but in fact it was like breastfeeding 101.
I don't know who the fuck did it, but somebody made some money out of that,
and ironically it became a quite a funny marketing thing.
But yeah, maybe it was Connor, maybe it was Connor giving his love of the film
Mummy Knows Breast.
That's probably Connor.
Connor, was it you that put my book in a breastfeeding book last time on Enderdon?
Well you fucking love Mummy Knows Breast.
So you are like candidate number one.
Occam's razor!
Something, something, Occam's razor.
Everyone's favourite thing on YouTube.
Take a shot every time you hear someone
The two of us at the town road, please raise your hand
I heard it's quite beautiful this time of year
OD's nuts in your face
Lowell, Lowell, Lowell L
Wonderful, wonderful comments
Slowly going uphill
I'm in Connor's slipstream
Hello, Mr. Affable. I'm going to Japan this December with a bunch of todges.
Do you have any recommendations?
Er, if you've got todges, you're going to want arden oil.
So go to get a loft and get some arden oil cream for the todges.
Harry would be proud.
He's got another book coming out, Spare Again.
Even more spare my difficult life.
Come in soon.
The Royal Family comes up far too often on these streams.
We worked out, though.
I tried ordering a signed copy of your new book, but neither of the sellers delivered to Singapore.
That aside, keep up the great work.
Thank you.
I'm sure beyond sale in Singapore later on in the year.
It's still early days, but thanks to everyone that's already grabbed a copy.
Thank you very much.
If you have money donate to the IDF donate to the Immune Deficiency Foundation. If you have any money spare
Hi Chris, excited about the book. Did you really go to all 47 mammary glands to write about breastfeeding?
47 ways to breastfeed. A brand new book journey across breastfeed. Hi Chris, when can we expect journey across Korea?
After last comment.
I do like Korea. They create fun.
Which one are we going to, of course.
Hey Chris, I've always been inspired by your videos.
Now it's time for the passive calves.
Thank you.
Look at Connor's pitiful calves.
This is like pitiful calves, pitiful calf cam.
Where are your fucking calves?
It's rubbish mate, it's like a stick figure.
Ha.
Where are you going in the fucking trouble, yeah?
Look at all those calves.
We've got a focally nuclear reactor coming up.
Dip your fucking legs in, and we can swell them up.
Get some uranium in there, boy.
You can be the incredible bulk.
Look at that rubbish calf can.
And here we have a most underwhelming leg.
I mean...
Ponyers lucky he gets to look at me on the side for two weeks.
I want to lodge a formal complaint.
Every time you guys stop for lunch, it is around my bedtime
and it always makes me ravenously hungry.
Ravind!
Mount nutrition carves.
Kids, chat, there's mount nutrition carves.
Ha!
I want to leave you in the dust.
Oh, fuck.
You leave me in the dust? You go ahead.
Take my own road.
We're going uphill. Don't expect me to talk for a while. We're going from mountain, expect
dialogue to now collapse as I intern collapse. Struggle camp. This has become a struggle
I don't think so.
This is John BBC, CEO of the BBC.
We apologize for ruining your childhood.
We sent Representative Gunt to buy your new book to make up.
Hope you did.
Get out, John.
You can now hear me have an asthma attack in real time.
Keep up the great work. You two loads are doing great and giving awareness as well.
G.I.G.I.CAD. G.I.G.I.CAD. G.I.G.I.CAD. G.I.G.I.CAD. G.I.G.I.CAD. G.I.G.I.CAD.
I've done this make-up.
G.I.G.ICAD. G.I.G.I.CAD. G.I.G.I.CAD. G.I.G.I.CAD. G.I.G.I.CAD.
I've done this make-up.
I'm cheering you on. Remember when it gets tough and ALL roads lead to conflict. Thanks always take care.
Thank you.
Oh, can't we go that way?
Hey Chris, did you know your car circumference is used to determine how long you'll live?
The bigger they are, the longer you'll most likely live.
Thank you.
We got this.
Oh, it's a nasty mountain.
That was a bottle of yuck.
I hate to say it, but you see a lot of bottles of
bottles of toilet stuff.
Truckers just throw the bottles out the window.
I've seen so many on this trip.
It could also be corner.
Oh my God, I just keep going this mountain.
You know it's bad when Ian's like, okay mate, there might be a big mountain today.
He always understates it.
There you go mate. You might lose your fucking legs today.
Going up Everest. But you'll be right.
I've been watching Christopher over ten years and Mouse for six.
Thank you for all you do. I'm Mouse Wheatley.
Lucky come on his lightweight fucking bike.
This is like vertical. Fucking, it's like the space launch. Fucking.
This is really steep.
Any thoughts about the Studio Ghibli Museum? My wife and I wanted to go when we went to
Japan, but couldn't get any tickets.
Go there, it's good. Oh Christ.
What?
That's my favourite thing
Yeah
That's a chicken G-hab
Okay, let's die
I'm for you.
Didn't hear what he said but I'm sure it's something clever.
What it was?
The top of where?
Oh fuck.
No you don't.
Oh yeah.
No.
Oh my God.
Of course, every day we've had this week,
the wind has been with us.
There's been no mountains.
It's been a joy.
And the moment we get the biggest bound of the trip,
cause like, it's your turn to take the bag.
Mother fucker.
Traitor.
Judas.
Judas fucking dog be a.
Oh, there's a deer. There's lots of deer.
Whoa! Oh no, he's on the road.
Off the road.
They built this wall to stop deer
getting on the road, but this deer somehow got over it.
Oh no.
He can't get over it.
Shit.
Ah!
Oh God, and the other deer siblings the other side the fence.
Or did he get through?
Oh thank God, that would have been sad.
They built this fence here to stop deer from running out on the highway.
Very good, the deer out.
Look at them scurrying up the mountain, away from Conner.
That's so cool.
Well it was although I was quite worried about the deer.
Yeah I was like, I couldn't even go up into the road.
Yeah, you can see the deer just chilling behind the tree.
What's impressive is the deer like sprinted vertically up the mountain.
Your turn.
Go and see Bambi.
Beautiful.
Bambi!
I've got some grass, mate.
You're like the hunt for our Bambi.
Leave them alone.
I've got some grass.
Guys, I've got some grass, you guys.
Chris, I feel like your legs have been blown off
like the elephant from your Japanese teaching book.
Oh, I'm not drunk, kid.
Bye, guys.
Oh, the speaker has stopped.
That's ten dollars.
Ten dollars all in one.
Oh, really?
All right.
Mr. Broad, you need a big box.
Big box.
Okay, bye guys.
Dear, cool aren't they? I'll have a good day.
I'm sure your legs feel like they have been blown off.
Much like the elephant from your Japanese teaching books,
your old time is a flat circle.
Well, thank you.
It's a reference to the...
I used to read textbooks out to Japanese students
and in the book I had to read about an elephant in Cambodia.
They got its leg blown off by a landmine.
And it was an interesting story, but...
It didn't feel overly relevant to the kids' vocabulary.
Because the vocabulary of teaching the kids were like,
prosthetic leg and war crimes.
And I was like, interesting words, yes.
But let's teach them to say, I like the colour red first,
before we get into war crimes,
chunky and prosthetic legs.
And the best video I've ever made
is just called the horror of Japanese English textbooks.
I think it's the fifth video I ever made. I was really good.
Hi Chris, I sleep here filming Shogun season 2 right now.
I'm glad you guys got John Blankthorn to take a break and cycle for charity.
That's right.
He calls me a Jarvis. He's right there.
Hey Chris, Seagod, you're the legend I aspire to be.
Keep shining King. I only wish to cycle up a mountain as good as you.
Oh crikey look at this tunnel. Oh this is the longest tunnel we've done. It's a kilometer!
I'm cycling up and out and then going to a tunnel. F***ing terrif- terrif-
I'm going to turn back now to light the way.
There you go.
Lock it.
The things aren't the way they were before.
You don't even recognize it anymore.
Not that you look at them, but it all comes back to me.
In, out, out, out, out!
One more minute, Tom.
Tunnels are scary, especially with the lorry button.
I'm most impressed there's a signal in the tunnel.
I thought it was cut out by now.
Shout it!
Shout it out!
I'm not shitting my collar, I'm preserving my voice.
So mate, the bike's like collapsing on itself.
It can't take him out of my carriage.
The ominous rumbling of the car coming at you at 100km per hour behind you in the tarp
tunnel.
It is rather scary.
You just have to sort of hope they can see you.
5 4 3 2 1
Very good
Genuinely always the most scary part of the Cycletop
Shag my sheep for another cyclophone, proud of you boys, keep going.
Shag my sheep for another cyclophone.
True words I've never been speaking.
I can just hear you calling the distance guys.
Like a fucking rabbit Santa Claus.
Ho ho ho!
Here we go again.
Big scary truck.
Whoa, that's quite easy.
That's terrifying.
Yeah, you made it guys.
That's terrifying.
One BMW was like one foot from me.
Of course, what is wrong with BMW drivers?
We made it. The metal pipe of celebration. If you drive a BMW, don't drive recklessly.
Don't get against the stereotype. Break the mark. Whatever I go back to the UK, I rent
a car. And it's not the one time I drive a nice car. It's not a K car. I always get
something nice. I rented a Mercedes Blunt and I was like, oh, luxury. I got on the highway,
four seconds later a police car pulled me over and they were like, you were doing two
miles per hour of the speed limit. They all fell.
Sorry about the being called.
I'm just talking like a Mercedes driver.
You're all legends, mate.
I never been pulled over by that before and yeah, I think the car you drive definitely
like raises the chance of being given by the police.
the highest mountain to the depths of the deeper sea and we will need a map, believe me, now
let us check out the Dernos.
But also, don't get me say it, it is the really boring ship car.
I'd rather drive my Nissan Nokia UK car to be honest.
I'm in Conor and Chris, it's the DS, I heard you guys doing the cycle fun and I wanted
to say hi to the Sunday Times bestseller and muck, take care.
Thank you.
That's just fun.
This is literally pod racing.
That's not how the Senus goes.
Hey.
Oh, this is good.
Now we're talking.
Yeah.
Down the little, down the little, down the little,
down the little, down the little, down the little,
down the little, down the little, down the little.
What's great about this stream
as I can insult cameraman Paul in real time
and he's in the back of a van listening
with his earphones in, right?
Just checking that we're still alive.
So I can say whatever I want to annoy him.
There's nothing he could do about it.
Ha ha ha ha.
There he's right there.
Good old cameraman Paul, what will we do about it?
The unsunneled hearing of the second stop.
I've got to get a drone shot.
Thanks to you, Kara McAnthro, the entertainment by the way.
Do strange women still randomly pull you over to feed you biscuits?
Oh look, Connor's gone full-blown cycle mode.
He's gone down.
He's gone low.
Like a bullet in the wind.
Like a pig in a storm.
Like a deer in headlights.
That's what all my saw 20 minutes ago.
Look at him go.
Such elegance.
Such physique.
Such slip shot carbs.
Our flight has hit my face.
I like 40 kilometers per hour and it's stung.
It's just so sick of us.
Lance Armstrong himself.
Now we're even more doping.
It's C-dog VA.
Dopamine dog.
He's the dopamine dog.
And he's off like a rocket.
Trust BMW drivers.
That's why I match your beloved elephant.
I would rather ride Trunkie the elephant
than Trunkie the fucking driver.
Oh my gosh, that nearly ended badly.
That nearly went the way of Trunkie.
Trunkie, yeah.
Oh, not another tunnel.
This one is, that's a short one.
If you want children, don't get on a bike.
Fortunately I'm not too fast, so I'll be alright.
This road, this road's rather painful.
Don't think I can't hear me.
400 meter tunnel
SIX!
There you go, you've done it once, stay and do it again now
It actually did quite well, it's quite scary
I did it. Now you can take it off your bingo card if you're doing that thing. Is there
a bingo card? I know we often do bingo on this. I think on Mouse the Street.
Hey, sorry? Yeah, lovely man. I'm sure we're not going to the coast. Oh, what's that?
Oh, not a man. No! Are you a YouTuber? Yes, yes I am. Look at that, look at that
Slip-shod cart. We're calling you dopamine dog now after last I'm strong. Why is that you like lonesome strong?
Your dopamine dog. Oh, there's something awful on the bridge a cataclysm. Oh
Like a matador being baited here I go towards
Hello Chris, we know you love having chicken, but would like to know what is your and the
gang's favourite go-to Japanese food that you can eat daily?
Yeah, go-to chicken, no questions asked. Delicious, buttery, salty, and marmy-flavoured
chicken. Negi-ma is the best because you've got chicken and you've got a bit of onion
in there. Fences the palate as you eat salted chicken. Bonjiri, chicken tail. Not
I'd like to be confused with Bon Javier the singer.
Fucking delicious.
Hello, how you doing?
Great, this is amazing.
You gonna give me a push?
Yeah, you ready?
All right.
See in Conrad's carves instead of yours...
Push boy, push boy.
...is like seeing a sickly Victorian child with a new bonny plaque...
Come on, power.
...and has never been in the scrap of milk ever.
Power.
...hazers.
Ah!
Ah!
There he is, he's here in track, there he is, this is one angle, such cinematography,
such class.
Thank you Pete, bye.
What a legend, Pete probably wiped out 5000 calories then pushing me up the mountain.
I tried to show you but you just got shot with my ragged face.
Oh, it's our break point.
Oh, fuck it.
Don't eat us Chris.
I will fucking eat you if you get in my way.
I will eat you.
Did you just get a rather swanky drone shot?
The likes of which were never super fucked.
Must have like
Subtimes
Fucking hell this fucking hell
What the week though?
We burnt the forest down. I really need to watch you to rewatch the dark night
such an amazing film
Conor and I was getting locks
locked in debate
over the Batman films
The one thing we agree on
Is the dark night rises?
Is rather shit?
It's not to say there's some good moments.
Bane is quite fun.
But it's just sort of, it's a bit, yeah,
compared to the Dark Knight,
when you've got a 10 out of 10 movie,
and you top-fetch, you know.
An audio book on a 20th century dictator.
Well, I've done Stalin.
I did young Stalin on...
on two.
Er...
Huh.
A lot of dictators out there. Lenin.
a dictator or a revolutionary? You decide.
Well, the dictator's another.
Hmm. The ideal means a bit boring.
Uh, Gaddafi? Ah, a bit boring in it.
Uh, I mean, Gaddafi could be interesting.
My granddad was at the embassy, the British embassy in Libya.
He was one of the people that oversaw it.
They came to Gaddafi over through the King, King Idris, and the stories and what went down
that day are really horrifying. My Granddad got an OBE, an MBE, I don't remember the difference.
Chris yelling, sex made me very happy.
My Granddad got an OBE for getting British citizens out of Libya the day Gaddafi over
through the King caused chaos and say maybe it could be interesting learning about Gaddafi.
Of course met a rather sticky end. There's a long time coming. Of course we're talking
about dictators now. I love this. Conor's like... and I'm here I am giving a retelling
about the contemporary history of Gaddafi.
Who most of you don't know or don't care about.
Anyway.
What's worse?
Gaddafi or Connor, that's the real question.
Not even Gaddafi.
They'd have a fucking bike seat this hard.
Fucking so heavy and painful.
Every time I sit on this bike seat, it's like agony.
That sure was a weird hitchhiker.
The secret to happiness is a sausage larger than one's self, yes?
How was the 4,002km Hokkaido tunnel experience?
I mean, that was terrifying.
But there's no lorries that day.
It was just long and cold.
It felt like we were burying food to the centre of the earth.
My hands froze to the handlebars in that tunnel.
Ah, shit. But that was more scary.
Apparently, Paul just got some nice drone shots of Japan while I was regaling the story of Gaddafi getting overthrown.
That's what it's all about in the cyclophone. Cyclophone, on the cyclophone. Historic knowledge plus the beauty of Japan.
Plus fundraising to the idea. Thank you, everyone, who contributed today to the mean
I'm now going to die. It's just up and up. Do you not like Tom Hardy, the actor?
Of course I like Tom Hardy, he's a brilliant actor.
He was the best thing about the Dark Knight Rises, that his mask and his mumbled words,
Well, you can never... I remember the first time I watched Dark Knight Rises.
I had no idea what you were saying, but it made it all the more thrilling.
Chris, do you have the monkey on this bike? You know what to do.
What does that mean? Throw him off, keep him on, pen. There you go, little pet for monkey.
Connor is like T. Mew Tom Hardy.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Yes, he is.
Well, perhaps he's wondering why he'd shoot a man.
He looks very good out of the train.
Nobody cared who I was to look at all the bosses.
Connor and Chris Cycle in Japan, friends their support from the van.
Eating all the chicken can't you see?
Raising lots of money for charity.
I had to redo all of Bain's dialogue because nobody knew what he was saying, that is correct,
yeah.
And I still don't know what Bain would say.
Oh, it was cool.
It let you interpret the villain in your own special way.
Oh my God, this mountain is fucking relentless.
Where are we eating, chat? That's true, I need some motivation. I need a meal. I find
succulent chicken dinner. Oh, God. I don't know what he said, either. He's like Bane.
I'm sure it was something powerful and inspiring.
Are we going to Obama?
No, but I want to.
That'll be a fine detour.
50 kilometers the wrong way.
To go to a town that shares the same name as for my president Barack Obama.
With cardboard cutouts of the man himself dotted around town.
Ragged and weathered.
round town ragged and weathered because I've been there for 20 years now almost
tea towels that Obama's face on. I remember seeing a cardboard cutout online of
Barack Obama in the town of Obama down the road from here and the cardboard
cutout was so weathered it like it changed his skin colour. He didn't
I think like, black because the damn cardboard had just been my beating up and like, it just didn't look like him at all.
And, unfortunately, the man, the myth of legend himself, has never actually gone to the town of Obama.
But the people there quietly want him to go.
But look up the town of Obama online and you'll see the ridiculous cardboard pile of Obama.
There's another town as well, there's two Obamas in Japan, there's another one in Kyushu.
And I did go there last year and they sort of apparently are a bit competitive with
the other town of Obama.
This is Chris's banana milkshake speaking.
It's like the weird hitchhiker has found a ride.
He seemed very happy about it.
Good for him.
Yes indeed.
Oh no.
So yeah, basically the Barma towns give him a visit.
One of them, the one in Kyushu I visited, has the hottest hot springs in Japan.
As hot as the man himself, 75 degrees Celsius.
It's very hot in the water there.
Which Obama is best?
The one in Kyushu.
Just to stop hot springs.
Very good hot springs.
FYI, we are still going uphill.
This is like 800m ascent.
That's why I'm barely moving.
And I have you ever read Guy Jean Chronicles? He was a jet blogger in 2005
I'm mostly complaining about being victim to country with your kids also pervades
I
Don't think it ever happened to me
thankfully
We can't say thing. I think Nasky did it to Connor or Paul the other day though, so it still lives on through Nasky
And his generation
Alright, trying to get it faster, which is why it looks like the camera is in a washing
machine, I apologise.
Almost there Chris, thank you.
We are almost there and there's another mountain up later on.
Have you been to Tasmania, Chris? No, I haven't.
I'd like to go. I'd like to go to Australia in general.
There he is. There's the man himself.
Natsuki did do it to Connor a few days ago.
Oh he did.
I mean, Connor's bike seat is like fucking calm, Joe.
Joe is from Portugal.
Hello there, Sarah from Portugal. How are you doing well?
I would love to be in Portugal right now.
right now, sail on a beach, I think 20 percent.
Why weren't this mountain end?
Do you and Conor plan to do another short cycle
like the Shimanami Kaido?
I'd like to.
The Shimanami Kaido is somewhere from last year.
We had a blast.
And it's, I mean, I want to cycle a lot more this year.
I'm thinking of doing my own journey across Japan
just on a bike alone with an action camera
and some sweat, just going around Japan.
Hey Chris, will you be visiting Singapore anytime soon?
Love what you guys are doing, keep it up.
Nothing on the radar at the moment,
but I do want to go, it's on the hit list.
I do want to go.
Hunt down, James Dyson.
You fled the UK for Singapore.
Right.
Fucking hell this mountain.
I think you've done it there. I think we've cracked the code.
I think it's all downhill.
Starting in one minute.
And then I can be happy.
Then I can laugh.
Chris, can you rank the members of the Royal Family?
I'll tell you this, between Shala and I...
Hi Chris, since you're talking late 20th century history and Obama, did you know that North Korean agents kidnapped Obama's citizens on 7 July 1978?
Oh, yeah, they did didn't they yeah
Yeah, North Korea
History of abducting
children adults
from the Sea of Japan coastline
Yes, we've got all the places I've visited in Japan over three trips spanning seven months
My favorite of all was Kamata in Ota City. That's interesting
Where else is that?
Ota City
What was that? Is that gifted?
You know, a lot of Japanese citizens were abducted.
They take the North Korea and they use them to teach North Koreans Japanese.
It's sort of a source of animosity between the two countries naturally.
Because it's pretty bad.
Kids just walk along the beach, a boat rocked up,
snatched them, sent them off to Pyongyang.
And Japan still tries to get people back,
even now 50 years later.
Do you want to see the view Connor? Do you want to see the amazing view?
I don't think so. It's an amazing view. It's amazing.
All that stuff stops in one's view. Normally I'd have time for that shit.
Not on the street, I'll fuck with them.
But...
Missed yesterday's stream, but glad to watch you guys today.
The streams get me hiked up for my trip to Tokyo and to Yama in a few weeks.
Oh, thank you.
So, we've got a lovely view here of the Sea of Japan.
Fukui, wrapping around like a big bay with suruga in town in the middle.
Check this out.
Oh, there you go. Look at that. You see?
We've got Sea of Japan, Fukui, Saruga, so we're actually going,
hang on, what can you see? There we go. We're going that direction, almost all the way down there
today, and then over that mountain and that is where I'm going to die.
It's nice though, lovely sea air. All right, 2K Dono, what the dickens? Nathan B.
missed yesterday's stream glad to watch you guys today the streams get me hyped up
for my trip to Tokyo and Toyama in a few weeks thank you so much Nathan $2,000
$2,000 American US dollars from Nathan B how do you feel about that?
Well, we've done it and we've each conquered the greatest hill of all time.
Thank you, Nick.
Oh well, that's the second greatest, because the first ones later off the lunch.
Yeah, the same.
The bigger ones.
No, it's...
Nathan!
Do something.
Do a jig!
Not like that.
That's cultural appropriation.
Like that.
Just do something, just do something happy.
Yes!
There we go.
I was saying who's worse out of Gaddafi and Connor.
What the fuck?
and look at the conclusion of his collar,
because it's not even good after you have
a fucking bike seat that's hard.
What have you done to this bike seat?
Look at this.
He's worn it, it's like, it's like a joke.
This is what they put on the fucking space launch rocket
when they come back into land, you know?
Because when the fucking plasma hits this bastard,
it doesn't, no.
He's gone already.
Ever the team player.
Over the tinclad. Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
I'll be back.
You can see here, there's a map.
The last time I stood here was eight years ago with Charlotte
on the original journey across Japan.
We actually stopped in there for a...
What was it? It was a Kitane Sorbet.
The Fox Sorbet.
They basically saw the needles and they put like a bit of tape here on top that's like
orange like a fox.
Kids never saw that.
It's alright.
Don't go out your way and try it.
We're going somewhere else today though.
I do think we are having so much.
You know what would make this psychophon epic?
You and Iron Mouse should do an aqua doctor Jones cover.
Much love to you and the gang.
You're amazing.
Now that summer is gone.
I love that song I was like nine when it came out.
Dr. Jones, Jones.
I mean, Aqua, objectively, not the best music.
As a kid, though, I fucking lapped it up.
Songs like Dr. Jones, Cartoon Heroes,
didn't really like the Barbie one.
Turn Back Time, that's a classic song.
They're one serious song.
Don't get me started on Aqua.
All right, here we go.
I would love to hear my mouth sing Dr. Jangs there.
That'd be good.
My first album was Aqua.
Yeah, I think it might have been mine as well.
That old Spice world.
Ah, the 90s.
What's the theory, the music theory for Aqua not being good music?
Well, I suppose it is good music,
but it is quite annoying when you if I put on the doors I'm in a mood if I put
on an act where I just feel like it's time to switch it off
different time different music we we keep going to gusto family restaurant
chain on the cycle and we've noticed the gusto has one playlist they put on
repeat, and one of the four songs on that playlist is Spice Girls 2 Become One.
So I'm sitting there, eating like a sloppy, shitty, microwave carbonara.
And then Mel's sees like, cantalite and so forever, a dream of me and you, together.
And then we ruined that song for Ian the other day because he pointed out the song
is about using condoms.
But if you didn't know that and you know the song, you're going to be mind-blown.
Because it's about, it's a song about safe sex.
Two become one, it's twice girls.
Because there's a line isn't there, Emma Bunton's like,
Be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on.
Cause tonight is the night, et cetera, et cetera.
But enough about condoms.
It's Fukui and it's beautiful and we're going downhill, 40 kilometres an hour.
behind the truck!
It's Pete!
Pete, do you like the spice girls?
He said he liked something.
Yeah, two become ones of banger.
Yo!
When to become one?
and he's so good but but but
fucking did somewhere I thrown a salary
some a salary bomb
well it's like being on a rollercoaster
where you can die that's the best way to
explain this exact experience going
through a fucking 400 meter tunnel of 40 kilometers per hour behind Seed on Voice Acton.
Dopamine dock himself.
Ow!
This bike has no station.
Oh, sorry, I realised the camera's not facing the right way.
I'm going to...
There we go.
This road is fucking terrifying, mate.
Oh my God.
My hands are glued to the brakes as we go into yet another tunnel.
At 40kmh.
Nothing holding me on, but my own rent to the handlebars.
Lorry after lorry.
200m total.
It's quite fun. I'm not going to lie. It's like, it's quite thrilling. But one misstep
and it's not going to end well. It's fun.
I can't believe how high up we were, that's in sake.
We've been going down for like four kilometres now.
Anyway, back to our discussion, Spice Girls.
Oh no, it's uphill.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I do wonder why Gus stay family restaurant.
Why the Spice Girls, which is randomly on there.
Because there's no rhyme or reason
as to why they're on the playlist.
All I could think of is somebody at Gusto has a soft spot for ever bumping.
Yeah this is very cruel.
You can't let me rock it downhill at the speed of sound and then come to a juttering hole
at the bottom.
And now hit a hill.
Do you like to become one by the Spice Girls?
I never really.
Fucking what?
It's on Auguste.
Auguste song.
Auguste song.
As a former Matlin worker who suffered the same Spice Girls song in a 40-minute playlist
on repeat for three months, I'm glad you feel some of the pain.
Oh, Matlin.
I love Matlin.
It's the only shop.
Electronic shop.
I used to go there.
I think my dad had really sat there.
Ah, fucking mountain shit. What is this? You told me that was the end.
I told you it was.
He's definitely looked at the topography map today.
And he's like, all I've got to do is push up the bag.
10 kilograms of technology on his fucking back.
like blast ice. So when we hit the mountains he can, he can do like a maze.
I'm from Louisiana. I have lots of trees around my house.
It looks like Japan cuts everything down and it makes me sad.
Is there an area that doesn't?
In urban areas they chop them all down.
In the countryside they don't.
But yes, there is absolutely nine uptrees in the cities.
Thanks to your bid to open up the cities.
Thanks for showing the amazing things to do outside Tokyo.
Yeah, I mean, you've changed wisely.
She's an army kai day. Probably my top thing to do in Japan.
Chris, you can't keep talking about the Spice Girls without telling us which one was your favourite.
Remember that.
Mine was Ginger.
No, she left. Traitor. Traitor. She left the Spice Girls.
She destroyed it.
I had a good thing going there.
she had a good thing going and she left it and a bump to me she was the coolest
and a good voice and a good solo career so she gets my leg
why can't I have the bag yesterday when the wind was pushing us at 40
kilometres now and there was no hills. Oh no, 735m tunnel, twice the height of the Shard
in London, upper mountain with a massive lorry. Spice Girls won't be the last thing
to talk about. Fucking hell. Alright, let's go.
Faster! Faster boy! Oh my god!
Oh! What a fucking great bastard!
Not afraid.
That's where each cinema is.
Freedom! Yes! Wow, now it's 20 degrees Celsius.
Going through one tunnel, it goes up two degrees. What a beautiful view though.
I hope you guys can kind of see this.
There we go. It is beautiful out there.
Stunning, stunning. This part of Fukui, underrated gem. Nobody comes here tourist wise, but absolutely stunning.
And if you want to get it from Fukui, just last year I think they opened the bullet train there,
So you get there and take you in about three hours if you want to go.
God, that looks nice, don't you? But we're going to keep going.
And there are the aforementioned shop-down trees.
Haha, God, I spoke too soon. Maybe they do shop down trees outside of the scenic zone.
Oh my God, he leaves like a theme park ride though, at least quite far.
I complain when we go up, I'm happy when we go down.
Repeat over and over.
How's Iron Mouse today? She's watching up here, she's watching the stream, we're catching up with her later.
it's been really fun seeing mouths every single day of this trip hanging out with a coffee
oh my god i think it's the fastest i've ever gone on a bike
It's tomorrow the last day. No, tomorrow is the penultimate day. Today is the penultimate
of the penultimate day, if that makes sense. OK, we now have two and a half days left of
this awesome cycle trail. Thank you to everybody who's joined us. We're not over yet though.
They're not through yet.
We are travelling at the speed of sound.
Thank you, Vindhavik, for your $10 donation.
This is ridiculous.
I'm going quite fast. I'm heavier than Connor and this bike is heavier than Connor. So without
pedaling I'm going slightly faster than it because I have to brake.
We made it. We're down at ground level.
Hey!
Hey!
What's your secret, Chris? Tunnel after tunnel. The steam hasn't had once. I'm sure there's the true power of that ability.
What's the secret? The secret?
I think it's... Tunnels in Japan have signal. They actually have signal inside the tunnel.
I'm just hanging there. Your videos inspired me to experience the Shimanami Kaido and the Nakasendo.
Would you ever consider hiking the Kumano Kodo?
So I looked at the Kumano Kodo last year instead of the Shimano army, sorry, instead of Nakasendou in Aski, but the Kumano Kodo is just lots of forest.
Do you want to get the Koumaboroi or rather just intrusive thoughts of doing something reckless during the cycle time?
What was the question Chris? Oh my god, a thousand dollar donation. Chris on the stream
bike. Well this is a special occasion. It deserves a special contribution. Thank you
so much.
Thank you to the cause.
Absolutely. The legend. Do I ever get what this time? Do you ever get introduced to
Chris?
the song. But yeah I looked at the Kino Okada but it's just too much forest not
enough shrines and villages. I'm gonna try and resend to the camera and sneak
off from dog once and for all. I'm gonna donate so Chris sings again. There's no
more singing. The fun's over. I sang it to become one in a tunnel at 40
kilometers per hour. You're not getting that again.
And here we are, in beautiful Fukui. Look at that palm trees, there's an orange tree.
It's the sort of tree that douchebags streamers would go up to and go,
I'm going to get a fucking orange and then get in trouble of being the Japan times.
You guys are doing great work.
Didn't the streamers do something like that? Ah, I can't believe it.
always someone doing something in traffic
I'm gonna eat a fucking orange!
Great view and an amazing ride! Thanks for all you do guys
You can see how those oranges did look good, but there's private property of course.
I remember there was a stream that there was something in Kyoto where each stole a cherry
off a tree, got into all sorts of problems.
And it's private property, so remember that.
But, we're now in Fikiri.
As we were a minute ago, to be fair.
But, we're in a different part of Fikiri.
We're on the coastline.
It's a lot windier than I'd like.
But I believe, dear friends,
I believe we're about to have lunch.
A fine, noodle, sober lunch.
We'll fuel us up and sear us on our merry way over the mountains of Saruga to Lake Beaver
and into Kyrtl.
And there we are of course going to arrive at Kyrtl tomorrow.
Wow, look at this.
Look at that, the most incredible building and in the foreground the most underwhelming
calves.
We hope you enjoyed flying with aboard Japan Airlines, please enjoy the journey across
Japan Book and we hope you fly with us again soon, good bye.
Oh fuck it, oh fuck it, I've fallen over, ahhh.
I bought a Pan-Air Lines for the inconvenience of slashing and dicing the tires to bits.
There you go, Chad. That's how it's done. That's how you're streaming a bike, boy.
Yeah, fucking hell.
Nice, you done.
Do you like to become one?
Spice Girl. I think it's probably their best.
Talk about how condoms.
Gosh, yeah.
Didn't we ruin the song for you last Tuesday?
Yeah, well, I didn't know that.
Sorry, mate. Who knows about condoms?
I'll take the bike.
I'll take the bike, I'll take one with it.
Thanks for that.
I'll come in in 10 minutes.
Cool, thanks.
I'll use the mics.
OK, OK.
How you doing?
Really?
You like that we were like, all right, we'll fish it.
Well, maybe we'll fish it.
Can I fill without the backpack on?
Yeah, it's way easier.
It's so much easier.
That's a bit of like down and up here.
Yeah, it was like 10-10 up and down.
Here's like a couple of Ks up and then down.
It's pretty good.
It's a lot slower.
It's better than Udall.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
We're debating.
There's a great drone shot he was talking about.
I was talking about...
That's a situation.
Fuck, is that fucking chair?
I was like, get back in the window, man.
It's like a gold flag.
Plotinium.
It's to keep him moving forward.
Oh, yes, sir.
Oh, yes, sir.
Oh, Udan above soba is actually criminal.
That is heatheness.
Strong disability on that one myself.
You can mic all three.
That's madness.
Oh, he switched cameras a minute ago and I was singing.
Spice Girls and the Fakes on Peas on the T-Shirt
That was a dream shot
We got the two become one drone shot
What's that?
Well you've seen it while I was getting a drone shot
Who's your favourite Spice Girls drone shot?
Oh that's tough
Who's married to Toto?
Toto?
The F1 guy
Harrywell
Oh Jerry was kind of like the sexy one
I like Emma, you like Emma right?
Emma Bunton yeah, Baby Spice.
Who is the blonde girl?
Baby Spice.
Emma Bunton.
Emma Bunton.
I like Sporey.
I wish she'd get her.
She's a good song.
Sporey was number 2.
Sporey Spice.
I couldn't sing at all.
I'm out of my mind.
Sporty and baby spice. How many were there five? Yeah, you had scary baby wait wait ginger. Am I like scary?
Curly hair. Yeah. Oh, I like scary spice. I think I'm trading sporty
Look at the cards. No, no, I meant my I had the wrong
Yeah, sporty was the one that always wore like literally the sports clothing. They all just
What's the nice kidn't signal there?
She knows that.
I think I like the scary stuff.
The Nt become one, it cuts the hair.
And she'd like the song collage.
She's just like...
It's just not good singing.
What's she saying?
Get a little bit for her.
Get a little bit of noodle.
Get it on.
And that's when they told me to make the condoms.
I'm not surprised about that.
I just can't do it.
Let's go.
The broad effect.
We'll bring out the big bucks.
The big boys.
You get the big buddy.
That's right, Shat.
That means you're going to take the bag for the rest of the day.
I mean, I can't even close it.
It was by people going up this fucking merch caliphate.
Camera on.
Look off I'm up.
Enter polite grace.
What is she eating?
I have a life-saving injury.
Oh she says that.
I tell her she's going to be hurt.
What's this?
What else?
Have you ever turned to your family?
It's all right.
It's all right.
Shoes after.
Usually you put your shoes up and you're going to someone who's raised up after the rainfall.
It's a good way to indicate whether you should take your shoes off.
Honestly, this is obvious because of the setters everywhere.
I'll put it down till I know I can film.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, but I'm a woman.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm a woman.
I'm a woman.
So, yeah, this table is fine.
And she said...
Okay.
Do you have any of them?
Can you eat them all?
Of course.
Oh, so you live there?
Yes, I live there.
This place is very famous for the Japanese water.
This place is very famous for the Japanese water.
This is the Japanese water.
Japanese water is delicious.
Japanese water is made of rice.
Yeah, 100% natural water. Just like me.
I can use it.
Oh, hello.
Hi.
This, uh, that looks good.
Thank you.
I feel like I'm in a hammer.
It's kind of nice going around.
I think I've been doing that.
It looks good, though.
Well, it's like...
It's like I can actually have the weights come off.
It's like, it's like...
It's gonna be like what?
So, there's actual telegrams.
I think it's 10.
With a battery and with a thing on it.
I didn't find that at the actual thing.
Try it on.
But maybe I'll just...
Just try it on.
There's something I could say about the actual server.
Yeah.
Sort of, uh, uh, Buckwheat noodles
with mountain spring water.
And you can see it.
100% water they use to find this.
It's very nice water.
Let's try the water.
It's very quite windy.
That's been a rich medical verse so that was nice.
This one for me.
You good?
You are an avion shit ever again, you've got this bad boy.
Avion shit.
I think all the donations show that now as well, but it doesn't stop.
Great view, amazing ride. Thanks for the video guys.
Surge $100 bank. $100.
Thomas, $30.
Chisel, $50.
You guys doing great work.
Thank you so much guys.
Thank you for buying conservatively a hundred dollar donations.
Absolutely legend.
I just did a water shot.
He really is...
I'm just going to get a shot.
I'm drinking.
When you try that water...
Yeah, no fear.
Relief.
It's got a sort of subtle sweetness to it.
Oh my God, it's fantastic.
They were lying.
I was in the water with the Star Wars show.
Let's try some pushing.
And then we flip it up so it's all the right set you feel the somebody inside so that
Okay
You were alright?
Yeah.
What do you think?
This?
Guess what I found outside?
Old eagle-eyed pig on the ground.
Oh, somebody?
Someone came here before.
Indeed.
Someone came here before.
Someone came here before.
Someone came here before.
Oh, thank God.
What are you doing?
What is there?
What a crazy catch in the ground.
Surprise.
She's sitting there and I don't know where to put it.
I don't know where to put it.
Code around here?
Code 3 open.
And then the people that put it here.
I don't know where to go.
I.
Oh, OK.
Mizzu.
I'm done here.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
Mizzu.
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
Ah, this one is on the counter, so I'll have to do it again.
Oh, I see.
Ah, that's a good one.
I'll have to do this one.
I really recommend this one.
I appreciate that.
In Japan, not against people.
You know what I mean?
No.
It's like, I'm not very good.
This one was this one.
That's it.
It's not that good.
I'm not going to say it's not that good.
I'm going to say it's not that good.
But without the salt, it's just not the same.
You might be able to sing one.
But what's this?
Kanaidon?
Kanaidon?
That's a rice in the morning.
You're going to eat kanaidon?
That's just kanaidon.
Oh yeah, so it's a rice and curry here.
Yeah?
Yeah, it's actually a crispy one that comes with pasta.
Curry, that one?
Ah, curry, that one, curry udon, which one do you recommend?
Ah, um, so,
I like rice or noodles.
I don't know, but I know, but I'm
I really recommend this one.
Ah, so, curry udon, which one do you recommend?
Curry udon, which one do you recommend?
I can't hold it down.
It's actually very cool.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, it's coming through.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, good.
That's really cool.
That's really cool.
That's really cool.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Yeah, I actually like it so much.
Sorry.
I like Budon.
I like Budon.
I've only had Budon.
I've only had a bad thing.
Why is that?
Because it's hard.
Yes, it's the biggest.
Yeah.
860,000.
Well done, Chris.
Okay.
Keep the Kitsune.
$25 and the power broke the fella $10 and
Thomas
He did all the area of course
He's one of the owners as well
Thomas, thank you Thomas
Mr. Thomas
He listened to the other voice call as I said great things about you
Sure
All of the wonderful words you say about me
Oh, nothing more to say
Isn't it a little rude using sunglasses?
It's not at all
He thinks he's Jack Nicholson
He thinks he's in a few good meds every day of the week.
This is, and I'm facing a window.
Colonel Cappy was in? Cappy?
Yep.
Colonel? No, Lieutenant Cappy was Tom Cruise.
He's, er, I forgot to, er, I forgot to check.
How's the, er, you have to match nicely.
Think it is that he is.
Oh, I, I, I...
Do you love Colonel Cappy?
Well, he's like insane.
Well, I mean, he's a blooper, and he's, you didn't, he was in that new film.
Can you see this good as it gets?
Yeah, of course it's good.
It's a really good film.
Well, I'm not scared of that.
That's true.
That's true to me.
Uh, one who's like really...
Easy writer.
That's true to me.
The input starts to save children's lives.
Well, I think that's...
But he does play the fourth one, it's just like...
It's tragic, isn't it?
John Connery.
Yep.
But it's fine if they channel different characters very well.
He does that very well, we can watch.
I'm a little bit, right? Except for the former Navy.
Personally, sure, I think you're a fucking good swimmer.
Winner, Snow Holman, trunks the Brun Queen.
She was the Brun Queen.
That's what that was.
Welcome to the run-right.
And then he starts talking in interviews.
You're like, oh, gosh, come on.
Yeah, his interviews and his friends.
Playboy articles or whatever they say.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Sorry, you were ranking on the good gift tales.
I'm amazing at it.
Sometimes a woman steps out of the line.
Oh yeah, that was cool.
He's an absolute relic. A fossil.
But yeah, we were talking about how good of the best cast ever assembled in a movie might be Glendare Glendarez.
Except that it doesn't feature any female actresses.
I didn't see one.
Is that why? What do you think it is?
I made that joke, but I'm sure you know really young people about this production and they weren't aware of it.
Well, they have done on Broadway gender swapped, which is all women doing the play.
And you say events to that?
I shut it down, so that's what I've ever picked.
I'm not just a good guy, I'm not supposed to be a good guy.
Oh, you do?
I'm not a good guy.
I'm not a good guy.
Oh, I see.
I'm not a good guy.
I'm not a good guy.
I'm not a good guy.
I'm not a good guy.
I'm not a good guy.
I'm not a good guy.
I'm not a good guy.
Oh, I see.
Which performance is exclusive?
Albertina, Kevin Spacey,
Jonathan Pettos,
Henry Mann,
Ed Harris, Alan Arkham.
You can also do that.
Oh, of course.
Yeah, Stakehouse himself.
Alec Baldwin.
Yep.
Pizza's for closers only.
That is the best you've ever done.
And it's not in the play.
It's a road it specifically for Baldwin for the film
One of the best monologues ever put to pen
Good morning from northern Germany. I haven't had breakfast yet. Good to talk you eat and makes me hunger worse
He didn't say me hunger worse. I misread that is the hunger worse
So I like when you give me accidents shiny white blue. Thank you for the 25 bucks
It's not that far, I'll get on the bike in the parking lot and do a wheelie, 8 at 8.
Excuse me?
only if we get to a day if you want mouse on the bike
You know what to do, you know what to do
Yeah, this has been what a day what an absolute start
I've damaged my ego my legs my knees my back
I can't tell you so, but it's going to be a really exceptional experience.
Unemployment Bomb 001, keep up the good work for 100 bucks.
Thanks so much for all the work everyone does on this cycle of thought.
That was very kind of you.
Thank you.
It's a 100 dollars.
It's a 100-billion dollar bomb.
It's all his money.
It's a 100-billion dollar bomb.
You had a lot in the budget.
Thank you, mate.
100 bucks.
Do you guys have phones?
Don't you guys have phones?
Don't you have credit cards?
Any self-respecting American's given one day to five.
Reach over to the unemployed.
They buckled the best.
A dollar from Bear Cap.
I love your videos, Chris.
You seem like a cool guy.
Good luck on the cycle.
Babe, that's what he said.
I'll walk around this corner.
Come on, let's come over here.
Oh, trying to cool.
Thank you very much, Bear.
Let's see.
Oh, my back.
I think credit is an old credit card.
We'll do a little tour, we'll do a tour often, you know.
Stop cheating, stop seeing the kids down there.
No, no, sit down.
Yeah, she's a kid, you know.
Yeah.
Sorry I got the courage to go down to the scumbag.
It's so cool.
You know, like, both of us are like, re-powering me, man.
You can't help it.
She was sweet too.
She was like, to come here and look at her.
Stop crying.
He's like, I want you down.
And she was like, okay.
Did she say that? She did not. She did not say it's a crime.
I'm going to talk about the same thing for a second.
But also I want to tell you something.
If it's on a meeting, you're going to get a fancy chicken.
It takes a short period of time to sweeten the rules of lasagnas.
I mean, it sounds delicious.
I want to know what was on y'all.
Chris, has anyone told you kind of like Bradley Cooper?
That's the first time that I get there was what you were like
Angel does voices think before I go dollars
Let's get in it. It's in the back. You are all amazing
That's the bike that's in the bike for a day. It's easy. You guys got this. You can do that like
I think they got shot in the leg
They got shot in the leg
I don't think they got shot in the leg
I don't think they got shot in the leg
Fucking ballet
You can fuck watch this actually
I did, what did you say to the thing?
That was the story
How we kill your career
Yeah, how do you write?
Not learning about me
I think you do a debt in the career
I don't know because like
there's not more something
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's just like fucking shitty art.
Who likes that?
Oh, the arts, they're suffering.
No, he says something like, what was it?
I want to make things that people actually
go and see, not like ballet and orchestra opera.
Right.
No.
It's not great.
I don't think it's supposed to be championing the arts.
We're destroying the idea.
Speaking of the veil of Hollywood,
That's the thing about this, right?
Whereas do you see off-camera as we are?
You see what you get on the film?
In the film?
This is true.
With Hollywood actors, it's all laid-back.
It's all laid-back.
There's some times the veil slips, right?
There's some keep it up one with the other.
Isn't that what you don't really care about?
What's it?
Why am I actually caring what this movie says?
Question.
But if I lost it, it was news for like, global news.
to make it more attractive.
Well, it's also like, who cares what we say
other than this one message of, don't care.
That's it, but like, you don't have to agree with this.
You can say, well, these guys are talking
about just silly bollocks.
We're just regular dudes.
But I'll tell you this right now,
Fobat, it may seem like a small donation
of three dollars and 34 cents.
It's not.
And to round this out, he says,
rounding out my doughnuts live
and even $800 so far,
saving the rest for more slow poke sting.
Now that it's slow poke sting.
So it's pretty cool.
Loose, Chris is cool on a strange uncle kind of way.
A strange uncle.
A strange uncle.
Yeah, it's kind of.
Yeah, occasionally.
It's OK.
We see.
You're better for what he said after the interview.
like his 20 quid to make up for the fact that I've been away for 10 years, I'm going to fuck off.
They're too bad, but here we're trying to commit us.
It's the best uncle.
It's my favorite.
That's what I'll be like to my friends.
To my son.
Yeah, I'll be like, yeah.
I have the best uncle in my teens.
It's quite a thousand shiny in.
He's like, one old Chris.
My dad gave me nothing.
My son has Auntie and a mouse.
Uncle Chris and Connor.
Uncle Paulinean.
Auntie Geary.
Uncle Rob.
I think we're going to have him take eating lessons with Rob, so he'll be able to...
My wife wants a second child, I can't speak two mouths.
So yeah, it's very exciting to see Uncle Chris.
So are we... you guys can move on. That's like better than Robin for you?
Yeah for sure. It's the best noodle for me.
For me? I agree. I'm surrounded by fours.
Well it's...
So you can mix it with more things.
It's not eating cement.
It's sort of figure rubbering.
No, it can be. I went to a noodle restaurant in the UK for a recent video and it was awful.
awful. But the 100w7 in Japan was delicious. The udon is kind of like chewy. It's like
the ones with other noodles. Because they're thinner they carry sauce better whereas udon
bits are so big. This is, I disagree. You're way more calm than sauce ratio. But what's
crazy is they can pack in such a melody of flavors of the udon and it absorbs into
the noodles. So udon in every bowl tastes different. Same in every bowl you say
which on God they carry the sauce and they can help with it so okay.
This is the second part.
Also if you try the um there's a uh koutou which is yamanashi it's even
thicker. Koutou's a popular deli it's like fucking
oriental. That's not good that's not good anymore.
So wait when you go to like it you like your pastas or whatever you call them um
How do you call it pasta? Yeah, how do you say it? Pasta.
That's so weird.
Okay, okay.
No, no, pasta.
He thought that we should call it pasta.
Because obviously they say it's pasta.
Yeah.
I don't know how you can ask that.
You still haven't made it.
But you, when you go to the different noodles there, you're like, oh, so stop.
I wonder about it.
beautiful flat.
No, no, no. That's like the super long flat one.
Angel ass.
That's great.
Okay.
You can use me as fast as you can.
That's fine though.
Okay.
He's still taking that.
Because you get the long flat one, it's so good with certain like sources, because
you can just, that's a boat for it.
So you have a little bit of middle-sized.
Okay.
Maybe you're just...
You know, listen, you're just like, you're doing a lot of them.
I'm going like, wait, what do you say to a mouse all the time?
That's crazy.
So I don't know, so I don't know.
Here, how about this might change your mind.
We got some coming in here.
I'm sure I'm gonna get ridiculed by quiet food don't know
for food time.
I'm gonna head to bed.
Hopefully get it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it.
Shiny light blue, this is my first cyclothon actually.
And it's been so much fun.
Thank you all for this anonymous
in honor of Pete's injury in the line of duty
for attempting the extremely dangerous
and highly risked, ow, worm move,
Love from Singapore.
Thank you.
Well, keep that down.
Now be still on your shot.
Thank you.
Hey, Bushy, I can only give $5 right now
until I get paid again.
It's been great watching you guys since day one
and hyping up chat 900,000 before the end of the day,
please, it's asking a lot, but we can try.
I was doing the lumbar do what that is forbidden love dance. That's what I call. That's like an actual thing.
The forbidden dance.
I know how to do that.
I know how to do that.
That sounds like a good idea.
I pulled it up in a cycle.
Oh, well this can't be both mine.
What happened?
Oh ho ho ho ho.
I understand.
I'm not, I don't know what you're talking about.
That's okay, that's okay.
You put a coffee?
I get you to try it with my own son.
Ah, it's the curry noodles.
Ah, curry noodles.
No, it's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. I'm looking forward to it.
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
But it looks so good.
It looks so good.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye bye.
I'm just going to shut up.
Yeah, this is the same or?
Yeah, same.
This is the Serba.
Normally it's dark, but they used to make the broth.
Something's darker over there.
And then we have seasonal vegetables that I'm taking
for it.
And I do this officiak, bamboo, shoots.
So did you store the ingredients?
I used radish, eggplant,paragus, and some mushroom.
You're really?
I do already, en-boys.
Honestly, we've looked massive.
That's great. Absolutely amazing to put up.
There's a girl that's amazing. Come on, don't give it up.
You don't give us anything, will you?
I do, yeah.
Come on, don't give it up.
You're a fool.
hmm the curry looks awesome all right so up a few seconds I didn't know
don't walk a shoulder. Typically a shoulder is kind of great, but it's a sort of light.
It's really painful, Niggles.
Oh my god, it's so good.
Okay.
I'm just figuring out where I went wrong in my life, not like so whenever you're crushing
it, it's my fault.
This is where you're relying on a good 6k.
You know what, I gotta claim that.
I can't even argue it, so I'll tell you what, I disagree with that bullshit for the day
I die.
Put that on my teamstone please if I pass.
99.6.
Just not quite enough.
But I will tell you right now, Pete kind of looks like Phoebe's Ice Dancer husband in
the show Friends.
Thank you.
We'll take it.
In your hot nudes, thank you Anonymous, Callis Shades the $25 in Road to 900, Katie says,
I believe you guys are an absolute legends to a lot of you
Hey, what's up?
Hey!
Say something, what's up?
What's up?
Hey, what's up?
Oh, it smells incredible
Oh my wish you saw
It smells incredible
I might need chopsticks
that's okay
oh boy look at that
now that is
a curry
even if they're so good it's the best
I'm not even gonna sweat it
itadakimasu
it's like
it's like it's such a
it is
alright
wow this is
This is incredible.
That curry is awesome.
Oh booby.
Now it's time to chew.
Mmm.
This is the best cream I've ever had.
That curry is awesome.
Oh, that's how it's done.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I can't even do one.
Oh, no.
I don't know.
Mmm.
This is perfect for my um,
sausage beans.
This is a reason to move out here, kind staff, lovely food, I mean the food in Japan is
hard to size, there's a good amount of gas, it's all localized from where you are.
Thank you, I'll see you in the next video.
Wow.
much meat in this curry. It's amazing. Imagine after I finish these noodles, I get to use
my little...it's Konomi rice. No, there's no wrong, you guys should get this K-1 as
possible. I don't want to eat, but my mouth is just, so am I. No. This is the greatest
curry I've ever had. It's the greatest you've ever had. The greatest curry I've ever had.
Oh my god.
I said, I do the beat. I said it my best.
I think Bruce likes the last decision.
The Saiglino bike.
I do, I do say the best one.
You gotta do it.
You gotta do it.
You've been putting on a, if you guys watch this live carefully when Connor eats,
he's putting on a tutorial, the way to do it.
He was biting around that center bite of the burger yesterday, saving,
that that one jalapeno perfect blended
smash was right there in the middle
saving the side on a bite
I'm sorry I enjoy Japanese food
Oh, that's even better though
Unbelievable
It's delicious and makes you feel not great but this is like super delicious, I don't
know how to say it all.
I was very involved in this and I felt pretty rough for the next hour, milkshake, off-berg,
off-cycling, disaster.
This is, you're going to feel right after eating this, it's not oily, right?
Well, if the temper is good it's not oily.
That's a flash fry, right?
Look at that.
He says these are too thick.
Oh, they're not too bad.
You don't find who don't make you sleepy.
Hmm? Who don't make you sleepy?
I must have a condition.
Are you going to lock me in?
Fuck, idiot.
It's your condition.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, that's awesome.
The broth, that's like absolutely manly.
Yeah, there's any worms here.
I didn't mean how much of a meat.
I think it's double this.
I've never been so excited to drink a bowl of curry.
This is, I'm a, it's my new cereal.
Someone just slipped your car.
You know, it's still something I can't do, it's like I can't get past it.
Oh my God, that is like a terrible time for life.
And also, it's just I don't slip my noodles, even though I don't respect them.
It's just not my way.
It's very cool and very delicious.
Do you want a little taste?
I don't know.
I can't taste it at all.
I'm a curry.
But it's got this depth to it.
Give me the menu.
Oh God.
Oh man.
Archers brought us.
Archers are my orders.
I'll be shooed up.
I don't know why that's a big deal.
I'm just gonna smash some of kids to them while I get them.
That's what I like to tell them.
I really like everything here.
What's that?
You live in the park?
Well, it's so, so, that is very nice.
But what's the fear of yourself?
Oh my God.
All of this.
Oh my God.
What's that?
Oh my God.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I'll have a cup of iced coffee.
Yes, please.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Are you sure?
Thank you!
I wish you a good one.
I wish you a good one.
I wish you a good one.
Thank you for the meal.
Thank you.
She's so sweet.
Honestly, she deserves it.
Come on.
She's cool.
She's wonderful.
This is so good.
She's so cool.
It was just good.
I mean, that said, it was exceptional.
I think it was a special way of having a friend.
It was a 10 out of 10.
This is my favourite meal of the trip, so this beats the burger.
My friend made me a kyo-pah like a restaurant in Tokyo.
It was great. It was so good.
It was 4,000 yen.
It was pretty good.
I wasn't asking for that. That was like...
The rest of us, you find, are out of your band.
They're all out of the ones that take you here.
Does that make sense?
We can't say the same ingredients, fresh vegetables, water, sake, and that's the best thing about chocolate.
This is amazing, I suppose.
Oh yeah, looks like you're going to be great.
No, I'm not going to be.
It's amazing.
I would not say this.
Do you think I'm going to go up?
I'll just keep on doing it for a minute.
How is it?
There's so much curry.
It never stops. There's so much meat in here.
You know the tuna guy gave us loads of free pasta pudding?
So I feel like I keep it coming.
I'm a generational walk-in with him.
I would eat here every night.
No, it's a good amount.
It'll say change.
If I were there, I would come here every day.
I'd eat like 15 bowls and charge 10 beers.
It's pretty good for your journey.
Yes, the broth is a bit salty, but that's why Japanese food is salty, because it's so f***ing
green mate.
You need the salt to stay hydrated in the summer months.
There is reason to the dishes and the food.
There's still more meat.
It's an insane amount of...
They're not strange.
They're not strange at all.
Listen to this ridiculous comment, Pete is going to put this curry on some 8 bit game
English we've never heard of. Excuse me. I don't know that much in the game, but I don't just...
We missed some donations.
God, this is good.
I haven't heard she never comes to me.
Paul in that studio I drove through here for our k-pop here, and obviously at the car one died.
We drove straight through here.
We're trying to get rid of Obama.
We're trying to get rid of him.
It's a town named like the president.
Chris is cool. Oh, I don't know.
He's not cool enough to die.
Why not ring us at the highlights?
DJ Ayn, it's $2. Quite food donate to Foodtruck.
I'm going to head to Beth. They've been here 888,000, 888,000.
Shiny light blue, $3.
This is my first cycletone actually, and it's been so much fun because...
Again baby...
Thank you very much!
Ice coffee, please!
Here you are!
Thank you!
Here you are!
Thank you very much!
You're welcome!
Alright...
There's a Japanese guy here!
That's amazing!
That's true, that's true!
He's not that bad!
He's too much of a person, you're surprised!
Oh my God.
That was so good.
Thank you.
In honor of peace and freedom,
pretend to be extremely dangerous
and holy and risky were we
if you want from Singapore,
10 dollars.
It's a bloody deal
when you get a curry
Well, I'm sure you'll be trying to work with GDP in those fronts.
We've got to reach that thing.
I don't really trust that.
Enjoy your hot dogs, not just treat those chickens.
Is that a lot of this property?
I used to get this when I first moved to Paris.
Is this the one? Or is it next to Carton one?
Yeah, yeah.
The difference of market?
Yeah.
I was like, oh, I need a whole line of tools on the UK.
Many times.
I know, it's a little clear bottle,
and it has the one right in the square on this top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's like, it's like, on the bottom.
Yeah, it's so good.
And my first minute, I've never felt that.
It's very nostalgic.
It's like, slightly better than your police black
in the camp.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
This is massive.
The UK, it's impossible to buy non-sugar.
Oh, I learned that on Generation Well.
I thought we were the wrong people.
It's insane.
You feel the fear of a cycle like coffee shops?
It's ridiculous.
We're the biggest supermarket.
We're the biggest tax goer in the world.
And we have like four floors.
Is that the only way there is?
Every single company in the fucking supermarket
has a fucking store.
It's because we sit as a dessert.
The hero.
The stupid.
I guess because it's not hot enough for the UK
to justify our stock deal.
That's a big story.
We've been in the industry a couple of years.
I think it's a lot of them.
That people want to express that.
Which you should have.
There's pretty much a bunch of them.
They're all crying about it.
Why is that no?
That's probably the worst thing about these two.
I can get 30 different flavors of mocha.
There's lots of cheque money.
Can we do with these up?
Yes, yes, yes.
Three dollars ten, enjoy the hot noodles.
Colour shades, 25 dollars.
Thank you.
I'm just putting Erica Ward to the stations in New York.
She's coming to buy it, I think.
ZD's UK, $25, all the same for my gifts.
Question very long.
What's a musty in Kyushu?
I'll be searching the Shimabiki Dome in store.
Kyushu hasn't seen Kyushu yet.
What's a musty?
No, that's it.
I think that is actually a really, really cool.
Every venue around here.
That's why it's just cool.
Yeah, I'm interested.
It's really good fun to wait there.
Ah, wait just wait.
I'm just kind of listening to any study
that's a cool thing.
which is probably the coolest place to be done.
Yeah, every single time.
It's very perfect here.
Exactly for the beef.
Or it's only on terms of how the back of the ribs are.
Winch on.
What's holding $23.185 cents?
Cheers team.
Oliver's scored a positive, a positive,
optimism we've all put into the world
for the year-round still.
One number one, sleepy chatter,
Hey, don't you want to have a fatherly figure growing up?
I think I'll be so happy to have you.
Oh, that's very sweet.
I don't mean to be weird, just genuine.
Your first answer is great.
That's so kind of you to say that.
I hope I can match that expectation for my own son.
Great.
3099, $10 AP, how'd you become a Calgary Flames fan?
I'm from Calgary.
Yeah, big Flames fan.
Yeah, there was a Sega CD.
I asked my mom for a Atari Jaguar.
She bought me the wrong console. She got me a Sega CD. I don't have a Genesis, so I don't have a Genesis.
Then, when I got it, the only game that they had available was a Wayne Gretzky's NHL hockey game.
And I was like, I like hockey.
And the Calgary Flames. First of all, the word Calgary.
It's not a saying. And their logo is a C with fire on it, and I was...
It's pretty like the Stout Peeps or something.
It's the Redneck Column that I have. It's a little bit...
So I thought I was going to be able to understand.
I think I see one stuff, actually.
What does it watch, Jack?
Sorry, hero.
No, no, no.
But basically, if you lived in America, all the popular teams when I was ten was the Mighty Ducks.
Because the movie, The Anaheim Ducks, the San Jose Sharks, because there's a shark on the cover.
Now me, Calgary Flames.
So yeah, I just became a fan.
I love Hawkeets.
Great, great sport.
Everyone in Calgary ever is watching us training because everyone's like, I'm in Calgary right now, Calgary, Calgary.
But I like the, I just want to talk to you, I don't have a favourite team per se, who was an enthusiast in the sport.
Do you ever want to go to Calgary?
It's cool, yes.
I want to go to the game.
They have like the big famous, I hope you said it's not something you do, they have like a big Calamory type thing.
It's like really big.
Hmm.
It's not crazy.
I traded away all the best players three years ago and I'm like, I don't know where I'm going.
What would be, give a favorite sports team other than when we went into enemy territory in Chelsea
and brazenly shouted out support for Everett to put up?
I, you know, the reason why you're one of the 100% Danlos is because real football teams are not eSports teams.
Oh right, you like G5 or something?
Lost to Tonez.
Lost to Tonez?
Lost to Tonez.
I was a big leader, I still fight a lot of league.
That's pretty much my favorite sports team, Lost.
I love what you're doing. It's so fun.
Wait, who's your favorite team that lost to Tones?
Uh, yeah. Kato's my boy. It's Kato's team.
Oh, okay. That makes sense.
But I was a G2 fan.
G2. Kato's my go.
Kato's my go.
Kato's my go. He's the best jungler in the game.
I will watch him. He plays in these ports so far.
You made it fun. I've seen it with you twice now.
And you've made it very entertaining.
I think Cajun was a little bit more about it though.
Well, he used to be a pro player.
Maybe he had a famous himself called Mousetop.
Did he benefit or?
No, he's not. He's not your friend.
Oh, no, he's not.
He's a character that has this ultimate that's like when you broke him.
Kind of like the sealant who used to play him.
He doesn't hold wet. He literally just stops you in track for 20 seconds and dollars percent out.
So your whole team can just hit him.
Yes.
I guess he was nervous.
Hands of sweat, he pressed the button to open it and then accidentally pressed it again,
which cancelled it.
Not in the fourth moment.
And then, yeah.
Uh-uh.
I mean, I'm not like I knew.
Which he is.
Far from it.
Very, very far from it.
Well, is it called the right moment?
The Mazahar incident.
The Mazahar incident.
It's like evil moments.
The same thing with when we put the nostril off, he threw everything at the end.
You guys didn't win?
I was watching as if they got this in the bag. I'm gonna go to the gym
Well, they call this the tour the farce they don't call that's my
Oh yeah, yeah, that's it.
Poor K-Drope. Nice askeye.
Aye-aye.
Ah, this is so real, man.
Okay, one more.
Pause change.
One, two, three.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Be careful.
Thank you.
I'm from the family.
I'm from the family.
I'm from the family.
I'm from the family.
I'm from the family.
I'm not sure if it's good or bad.
I'm not sure.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
So, from Aomori to Osaka.
But everyone is in Tokyo,
so I'm not sure if it's good or bad.
From Osaka to Todomatsu.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
T
What's the
fraud?
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I am
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I will show them.
We have taught them everything.
Where are we at?
That's right.
At the water?
I'm near the Rido.
Yokohama,
here,
here.
You see,
when you're coming,
you actually actually need to slow down.
I mean,
when you're coming,
Oh, it's already been shot.
Did you see that?
This is the culture.
It's a theater.
Right, I'm gonna say.
There's no water. Water's coming out.
No, no, no. I'm not sure if it's gonna fit.
No, no.
Oh, wow.
That's some natural water right there.
That's some water coming out.
The water.
Show me water.
And they said that they didn't use a fridge because they just stick things in the water.
It's called a bath, like...
They call this parsley.
That means parsley meets a bath.
Who meets a bath there?
Meets a cold water bath?
They call it a city.
A city!
Oh, it's a not bath-sete.
It's cool, right?
They've got the pipe, I see.
Do they stuff the blanket over the water?
Yeah, you can sit there.
Yeah, it seems cold.
So it's really cold here, if the water's constantly run.
So they just keep all the register out.
That's so cool.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Are you a YouTuber?
It's parsley.
OK, I thought it was parsley.
Parsley.
Yeah, it's parsley.
It's right.
Yeah, it's parsley.
Parsley.
I thought it was too.
It's too.
It's too.
It's parsley.
Mm.
So, for the three of us, we're going to have a bar now.
It's a lot of parsley.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
This is where we come to more local areas in rural towns.
I have to say that on my nice face.
Oh my god.
You need me to do this.
Still got it.
A little bit in the tank.
Which time you don't think you're at risk?
Yeah.
Hey man, I still remember the ancient texts.
You know?
Alright, Connor's going to the toilet.
So here's the launch door brought.
This is why we like coming to the rural areas, right?
The local shops and the local owners it's just so nice.
Yeah man.
It's okay.
I've only been stuck in a brand somewhere.
My plan this year is very much to spend like eight minutes in Tokyo
to spend the rest of the time in good places.
Destroyed now.
I've got to do something.
I've been six feet in and I've missed you.
It wasn't an easy experience.
I've been doubled in being in the list of golf coaches.
I know, that's some place, that's so good.
Easy song about this tradition.
Yeah, you can go and see, oh there you go.
That's a little explosion.
Alright, let's get the ND back on.
Oh, what a day.
It's the next place like 25 minutes away.
Oh, that's a lovely picture.
Cool, cool.
Yeah, that's the real thing.
We should bring a van with them just making soba.
Awful, awful.
Also awful. Why am I such a terrible...
What's awful is that we have to take pictures of the fucking tickle monster behind us.
I know, man. You've got to...
I think this one's a better one.
Yeah, that's a great picture.
There we go.
How?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
How did that?
It poked through.
Wait, wait, how did that?
Can we see that?
Yeah, yeah, that's coming through.
How did that become that?
I mean, what?
What?
I'm just curious about that.
What?
That's a shot.
How did my...
Shot?
Yeah.
She said I was handsome. Thank you
Well, if you guys a callback to generational Welsh, which is my favorite one of my favorite moments was when they they
caught a research my family lineage of hundreds of years and I was so excited when they found
that a local vagrant of my lineage had caused a ruckus throughout Wales, some
public and decency, drunk walking, shouting, screaming, throwing in the and I was
like I knew it! I knew that there was one! And then Ian politely pulled out an
aged photo of myself and said yeah the striking resemblance and I thought no I
knew it. I guess I'm the worst of them all so I miss it but a nice
retelling how did that become this you know someone was asking a question that
spammed a couple of times but if you had a movie yeah who would be the person
playing me trained thespian I who knows me better than me I studied my whole
life for this role myself you're gonna play you at that age you saw them
the age and the Irishman I feel like I could be a middle school peat once again um well
if we're doing like bio I don't know any kids actor Malcolm from Malcolm and the other
children probably a big P3 but I do look Asian now.
Well that's not.
Like.
Son lost one.
Son lost one.
Yeah they do.
So my son.
Why can't he be Asian?
Oh did I show?
I can't show you.
I tweeted today.
my wife sent me a video and I said me trying to calculate this morning's
donations going up rapidly and it's my son smashing an abacus he's so cute he's
just like me I'm not trying to crunch the numbers for the donations right
yep just going but like I think I don't know because what's more important
someone who looks like the part or who can capture the the sphere of the
character that's the because some people just want how it looks and they'll be
like your Cosmo Javas, you know the, but like I
I'm the voice too, I can mimic the voice.
No, I mean he would play you in the movie.
Oh, right, right, yeah.
But like, the question would be, do you want,
and he might be extremely talented and skilled,
I have never seen the show, but like,
do you want to go with exact one for one looks
or somebody who can embody the spirit of the character?
So Robin Williams, that's who I choose.
He'd be great.
He would have been if the rest of these,
but if I could have anybody, it'd be Robin.
Yeah, he'd be great.
That's who I would choose, for sure.
What about you, Chris?
Lookswise Brad Pitt.
Who would you have played you as your biopic?
Actually, Rob Williams is perfect for you.
Thank you.
I'd, uh, I was handsome.
Kev, what's an out there?
Kev, what's up with playing me?
A dub.
No, it'll be a special performance.
Dumb.
I'm not a dub.
I'm not a dub.
I mean, I'm just a customer job, isn't it?
Relix and so similar.
My favorite up-and-coming actor, though, that I've been on it for years, Michael B. Jordan.
Up and coming.
Probably not blaming.
Up and coming.
Yeah, no.
I mean, like, he's in his prime right now, but, like, I've been so excited since
the jump.
He was in the wire.
He wasn't in the wire.
He was awesome.
at a very long I guess it's not a big anime fan. Is he? Big anime fan.
Yeah, I trust him. So, so why was he wanked at an anime girl's smite?
How'd you get in the role? Tell us your top five answers, Michael.
Man, what a day. What a day, right?
Yeah, you know what? So let's see, we've got a little track and we're going up a mountain
And the only way those legs can pump through these mountain hills is a steady stream of texts and knowledge and donations.
Is he gonna back in?
I can't believe I could do it for the next 14k.
There we go. There we go.
Don't leave them alone with their thoughts.
Hey, why not? That'd be fun.
Nice, how are you?
Well, because we just didn't know.
Well, what happened is I just went,
I just went, oh, oh, oh, oh, fucking Gaddafi.
Oh, what's that for the house, man?
Seeking to become one and going on about dinner.
Well, I have quite a bit to talk about, Dr. Jay.
What's going on?
I listed off my favorite hangers.
Do you remember your horror, T?
Yeah, you're going.
You went to about 170 in one point.
That's not as bad as I thought it would be.
I mean, you're on a hill, so 200 plus is bad, right?
That's when he's when you spread like really fucking hard. What's the go-to normally?
It's kind of your age and you've got a lot of fun.
I'd say for if you eat like 180 and anything, that's pretty dangerous.
Really?
I think about 190 is probably like, you're dead. You're literally dying.
Oh, shit.
Did you eat like 200 bucks?
Wait! I want something.
What?
All right.
What's the highest you've ever had?
I think it was like 200, yeah.
I'm trying to think.
Was maybe Michael B. Jordan's in the Sopranos.
Was he?
No.
He wasn't the one.
I was right then, right?
OK.
OK.
He was.
Yeah.
No.
He can't.
OK.
OK.
I think he was also in the spandex movement.
The rock hit 172 on his heart rate.
Really?
Oh, right.
I did that, like, when I was dancing.
That shit was like, the thing went off.
It was, I'm at 105 now.
Oh, they say 100% the wire.
It was the wire, I know.
But I thought he maybe had a cameo in the spandex as well.
I can't believe it.
Regardless, I can't wait for a trash truck test.
Where are we by haul, right?
I don't think we ever had 200, but I think on the one cyclathon that we did where I joined for two days, we went up, we climbed a ladder.
I think, I do think it went to 190. We joked about it on the uh, they were like, oh my god, you're...
I want you to tell me where your birth place is
Oh, they want to know where we're from
What?
I think it's the birth place
Where you were born
No, I was born in the UK
Where you were born
America
Thank you
USA
America
America
Thank you very much.
You wrote all of them here.
Where are you from?
I'm from Japan.
Wait, isn't that from Japan?
I'm from Japan.
What?
I'm from Japan.
I thought you were from Japan.
I thought you were from Japan.
I'm from the UK.
I'm from Wales.
Wales?
I feel like my hands are getting dirty as soon as I came down from school.
My hands are getting dirty.
Oh, really?
What?
What?
My hands are getting dirty.
Really?
I don't think I can stand it.
Oh, you can say that.
I feel a bit uncomfortable.
I'm really sorry.
You can't say that.
I'm not sure if it's because I'm old or something.
I've lived here for 13 years now.
13 years?
Wow, you're amazing.
Thank you so much.
Please come back.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, she's so sweet.
She's so sweet.
Wallet top is fine.
Oh, Kansai baby.
That's right.
She's doing Kansai baby.
wallets out for this one.
How many times are on?
No, I tell you, it's good.
This second point, six, come on up.
Yeah.
If I'm going to miss again, so.
Bye bye, man.
There it is.
Aw, 877 followers.
Go, wait, let me see it show here again.
Follow.
Yokohama, three,
five, three, eight, eight.
No, three, five, eight, eight.
Yokohama, three, five, eight, eight.
Give them a love, Bob.
like them excited about seeing your call
Oh you're gonna be five years now.
Connor, I'm not Connor's slave bike man.
You're my slave.
There's just a bar just back to the room.
Be close.
That is like 15.
14.
At your door.
Yeah, we can go.
I won't be meeting you in the house today.
Oh yeah, maybe the next stop she can
Yeah, oh JDB the body the 500 dollar donation. He very much very kind
Christie in the bag again boys for you guys. So again special treats
The mic run
Thank you very sure yeah, that's the name of the Instagram to the place for it. Can we reach 888 today?
Manifest
Warm house for Chris
I was just plugged where am I putting the mic? Just on the ear.
World mouse.
Yeah, it's Christmas favourite, yeah?
We're gonna meet by the minute.
What's the film?
Little bit of a cat man.
What?
The ND filter or?
Yeah.
What should I like this trailer for?
because tonight is the night that we hit 890,000 dollars
let's go, that's good
where I held that?
that would help
it's like a crack cocaine shirt
that's what it is
that's what it is
that's what it is
did you go on my phone yet?
that's me
you're off
okay, let's get to the post to do that environment show
We said I'll give. We said I'll give.
That's insane. I did it.
You're the prophet.
Well, Connor gave me the top.
Sit here to catch our quick ones.
All right. You're fun. You're fun.
Whoa.
We're going to the walking route again.
Yeah, I think so.
Which way?
Any way in particular?
Wow.
That was a good catch.
Oh, Coastal is the reflexes, yeah.
My dad reflexes.
Inherited.
Finally got a new Perth in my...
Skill tree?
Dad reflexes unlocked.
I keep somehow losing buffs.
I don't understand.
You got stagnant, you got to do more.
Power is mine.
Give more endpoint reach.
You're gonna just quite exit and it'll be fine. Yeah, there we go. Hello. Hello there
It's quite heavy in this bike. I told you. Well, this is way heavier than my bike. Yes, that's what I said
You're like five kilograms up.
Yeah.
There's definitely a lot more to find.
Mm.
Be safe.
Have fun.
It's funny.
Live long and prosper.
Day 13, support from Malaysia as usual.
You guys are amazing as you see.
Sea gang rise up.
Seattle gang, Southeast Asia, fire it up.
If only I would have a cheeky backdrop before we left.
OK.
Your ribs are already breaking.
from your worm-faded earlier.
Oh, there's a rock in my shade.
There's a snake in my boots.
You know how much about me, get it?
Yes, I do.
Shit.
I was like four rocks in my shade.
How'd this happen?
P-O-V, you guys.
You're a dickhead.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
I'm balancing all my fucking foot!
Get in the circles.
Dead, dead, dead, dead!
PAV, you really are a dickhead.
It's literally bound to it.
It's just going to walk away.
Check out these, look at these socks, then.
Look at that.
Quality socks.
I'm going to check.
No, the socks say, I'll feed all you fuckers.
And it's got down with the barbecue.
The socks, the side, too.
Oh, because we wash them every night.
They're so comfy.
I just like, I was wearing them again.
Let me wash them again.
And those are your spot, right?
Yes.
And I cannot get them on.
Do you only wear them during these days?
I don't get it.
Oh God, it was Nicholas Pettas who gave it to me.
Pettas?
Okay, bye.
Hello Raiders.
Where have you come from on this Friday afternoon?
Where have you traveled from?
Which fine Twitch streamer
sent you away with us?
I'm C-dog VA. If you don't know me, I'm from Wales and I have pretty awful calves and it's definitely me.
you
You
Did I'm too sat on the wall I'm here I'm too
out of there for all the team's horses and all the team's men, couldn't put seadogs
sucking back together again.
There we go, there we go.
He's dropped my bike, chap.
Fuck off.
I'm carrying the stream, literally.
Literally carrying the stream.
This is the treatment we get.
That is my first cyclothon, actually, and it's been so much fun.
Thank you for all of this.
Oh, God, just me.
Look at that view.
You've got tradition.
You've got Connor's crappy cards.
You've got a beautiful mountain with a sprinkling of cherry blossom.
You've got vehicles behind you and that's a run you're over.
Beautiful.
This is perfection.
If you're watching this food today, you've chained in for what might be the most beautiful
day of all.
The most grumbling and complainable.
Hashtag life indeed.
Day 13, support from Malaysia, as usual you guys are amazing.
Thank you very much man.
Hashtag life.
Look at them go, Zangeng, the swanky logo on Connors.
Oh, Connors trying to grab hold of the van, hitchhiking his way out.
$100 from Opulent Mystery, thank you.
are doing in this crazy world. This world is filled with horrors. Let's face them together
one day at a time. I have to sit across from one horror over lunch. But yes, let's not
shriek out here. The world is rather fucked at the moment. And this cyclathon has been
absolutely wonderful. The people, the community, the views, the wonderful people we've met
along the way. Everything about this has been exceptional. And if you're having a bad day,
this is where I want to be with you on this fine afternoon, on a Friday in Fukui. It doesn't
get better than this.
I overheard a German tour guide tell people to avoid curry udon on the Nakasende.
Overhead the German tour guide tell people to avoid all curry udon on the Nakasendo Sumago.
I thought it was crazy, it still lives rent free in my head.
I guess if you're hiking, don't eat curry, I don't know.
I mean, we had a massive Indian curry on like day five, and then cycled 100km.
That was fine.
Yesterday there I had a burger and a milkshake, chili fries.
Don't do that, and then get on a bike.
It's the only day I felt nauseous,
or cycling too fast.
Other than that, it's been all right.
Oh God, I'm going to cross this gigafucking highway.
After this Frankie motorbike.
C-Dog roaring ahead. Team player, as I like.
I did regret having that banana milkshake yesterday though.
800 calories, fuck.
I thought it was banana milk.
I thought it was banana milk.
Now, live and learn, live and learn.
Hi Chris, happy to see you literally carrying the stream.
lovely video and your book. It makes me want to go to Japan at some point in life.
Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you as always to everyone watching,
thank you to everyone who's supporting us, thanks everybody.
He bought the book and the new one.
We've got Connor back in front on this handsome monkey top.
Next time we're doing this on a motorbike, roughly.
Lovely, good smart. I use a motorbike.
So we're heading into the city of Seruga. I think it's famous for having a nice castle.
And it is our last stop on the Sea of Japan case line, about 10 kilometres from here.
And then we've got to go over 20 kilometres of mountains.
It's the toughest stretch of the entire cyclical.
So the toughest stretch awaits.
It's a lovely summer, you must visit.
And WestJet does, by direct.
Thank you for all you do.
Thank you.
Calgary got snowed.
I guess it's quite far north.
But yeah, we're heading into Saruga.
Good morning everyone, which you all are a great stream and make sure to donate and hit that bell.
And we're back to comparing Connor to contemporary dictators.
Chris, your videos really saved me when I was in Japan last year, especially your Yamunote line video.
video. Thank you kindly I hope to revisit in 2028. That's a good video. I went to every
single stop in the MLA tail line today. It was one hell of a shoot. I don't think I can
recommend it. But it was quite a cool single to stop if you don't normally see like places
like Comer Gommair and Granny Harajuku in the north of Tokyo that often go under the
radar I quite enjoyed that but it was a brutal sheet mate I was thinking out yeah
great video I seem as wrong to praise my invigorating you ain't got the AI you
ain't got the AI
I must say, I'm a surprised fucking hell of a semi-lorist.
What's going on there?
A surprised con that wanted to yield the backpack.
He seems to love it.
He just likes looking set up front, doesn't he?
A rocketing ahead.
That was a suit for it, you know.
Tomorrow we've got a really nice stretch there, we're not even looking forward to it.
A lot.
We're going around Lake Beeware, Japan's largest freshwater lake that runs off into Kyoto
and it's a stunning region.
We're in for a real treat.
the weather doesn't fuck this. I do think it's going to rain but it'd be fine if it
could. Let's go to it. WVs of the sea, sea of Japan.
Will Pete be on the bike this cycle from? It would be great to see Pete cycling along
with Mr. Azabot and Calfers VA. I think Pete is doing the last day. He's
He's been giving it all this about, I'll only join if we get a million dollars.
Right, he better join the last day.
Hi Chris, can't wait for the new book.
Thank you Connor.
Pete, Sharla and the gang.
I'm so excited to visit Japan this October.
Ah, fantastic.
The book's dropping September.
And grab that and get some ideas for your trip.
Love from Taiwan.
Eee, love Taiwan.
Underrated gem.
I've only been once for a week.
left an indelible mark. Beautiful place, would love to go back. What were you pointing at?
So beautiful. Yes!
Oh my god, I can smell a kind of sweat from here.
Thank you Chris for making your panic system. Oh dear.
And I hope to others.
That's a very sweaty day, it's all involved, it's very hot in here, thank you bit.
Oh it does smell like a Welsh gym.
I've got some deodorant in the car, half-spray it, whether he likes it or not.
Oh wow, down the tunnel.
That was so half-hearty.
I don't know how much longer I will be in control of the backpack so if you have any
Any questions for you guys? Now is the time.
Because in one hour, when we begin our reckless ascent over the mountains into Curetile,
I'll probably be too dead to do anything.
Thank you, dear DD. 50 dollars.
Hello, Chris. Thank you for your new book, but I will probably wait for the new software.
I will probably wait for the softcover to match the look of your first book in my shelf.
Very good, very good.
Can't blame you.
I mean, I sort of hope that I'm...
...permitting the book where it's not coming out for feedback.
Thank you for all of your content, Chris. Congrats on the wedding.
Good luck cycling today, and let's hope for no rain tomorrow.
Chat. Donate plasma.
Do you? Donate plasma.
Yeah, I'm pervading the book where it's not coming out for months.
But like, pre-orders are important.
Soon this year. Chris, why can't we get reatoro on the bike?
Probably the midst anticipated guest besides Joey.
Convince him please.
He's probably on a hammock with Joey.
That sounds wrong, but he's probably doing something.
I don't know if we're off those fit enough.
I suppose you could cycle for a day.
I suppose you could cycle.
Yeah, I would have put it in a book for pre-orders,
but like, I don't have pre-order books myself.
So it turns out three orders are important because then it determines the size of a book tour.
So if you get like big book sales early on, the book company, whatever, it's like, let's
do a book tour.
And if you don't, they're like, get out of my house.
So that's why I've been moving into this early on.
Oh my God.
And I did write about this area in the book.
I did Tokyo Dirty Lake.
I didn't like writing anything.
Tokyo, I, uh, Tokyo actually,
so basically it's 47% which is, I wrote that each one.
And for Tokyo, I basically wrote about an island
off the coast of Tokyo that I went to in Kona'lans.
It's the Oshima.
Just cause there's so many books about Tokyo already
and I wanted to do something somewhere
that most people never go or know about.
So yeah, Tokyo is like the shortest chapter in the book.
But the book isn't this.
I'm trying to encourage folks out there to stay safe.
And don't forget to watch Project Hail Mary.
There's an AMAs movie in a while.
Just to my bummer.
I will get around to watching Project Hail Mary,
Connor and Charlotte, and sung its praises.
Both went and watched it without me.
Separately.
I'll get around to watching it after the cyclophone.
Hey Mr. Calfable, I've been studying Japanese every day to visit the rural areas in Japan.
rural areas in Japan. Oh yeah. Any recommendations where I should go?
Auge, Auge, Auge.
Uh, here up Kyushu, just do like a road trip around Kyushu, get the local trains around Kyushu.
Incredible islands, overlooked.
Chris, was the cover art of your new book be available as a print?
I think it will be. I guess so, yeah. It's done by a fantastic artist called Matt Saunders.
Uh, he did, uh, Stephen King's book covers.
Oh it's good for Stephen King, it's good for me.
Fantastic artist, placed in Yorkshire.
He did both book covers, and yeah, fantastic guy.
Support artists.
Let's support artists wherever we can.
In the era of AI nonsense.
Supporting creators, artists, anybody in the creative
sector is essential.
Did a good pace, Connor.
Good pace.
Sea dog milf. What is that?
Mouse raid.
I think we're going to see now soon in a few minutes when we arrive at our next
destination we're going to catch up see what's going down get the words of
wisdom see the worm off I think the bike just broke corner your take this
corner master your VIP I lost bar and had three changes came off November
entirely. Oh my god the whole chain's just come off. It has it's all just the chain.
Hey Chris, pre-order your book yesterday. No no no no. No idea if it's possible but
wouldn't it be cool if you did a book tour in the past. The chain's gone. It snapped
and came off. What? It fucking snapped and came off. Down down the road. It wasn't
I wasn't built for a man of my carriage mate.
I wasn't built for legs of this caliber.
This poor bike has been through.
I know, I did a pedal and it just snapped.
I was just too strong mate.
Power.
But that is sort of problematic.
Let's go and recover.
Because this bike doesn't have a bike stance.
I told you my calves are too powerful mate.
I warned you.
I warned you.
I think, to be fair, that this chain has been through.
This is a new chain.
Oh, oh, shit.
It's a new chain.
Well, it's not very good, is it?
Was it like Daiso fucking 100 yen shop chain?
No, it was Shimano.
Why is it shit then?
I don't know.
Honestly, I just pedalled it.
It was like, pfft, pfft, pfft.
The mods did message me, they said,
that your bike was making a weird sound.
Uh, I'm not really, no, not a minigame.
That's all right.
Well, we're doing good pace, you were.
I'm going to make a...
It's going to hold the boat.
Yeah.
What do you want me to do?
I'm trying to do...
Look at that!
Calling Cameron Paul.
Thunderbird Base to Cameron Paul.
Where are you?
The show, because there's actually...
It's a show where we can't really go there, but there's Paul...
Why?
There's a little island there, but apparently...
Sometimes...
Paul, where are you now?
We're up now, Paul.
Paul, if you're listening, if you're listening, my calf, my leg was too strong for this brand-new
top of the range chain. A simple pedal while it was snapped in half. Send Ian back. Van
Van Gen is coming. Let's leave away from the terrifying lorries.
Fuck you, no. What a travesty this is.
Unbelievable. You wouldn't get this on a Rob CD stream.
His pants did explode, wouldn't they?
Oh my God.
I mean, I need my cars are powerful, but to snap a chain in half is one pedal, I mean
they couldn't, could it?
Oh man.
It's like sword in the stain, he who can break the chain is one pedal.
O's who gets the key.
This is my fifth Cycleton, and you guys help me stay sane doing my work as an airport
lighting engineer.
That's what it was.
It's a lot of things, yeah.
It looks like the link popped out
and then the message just fallen off.
Baa!
I don't know if it fits in the store,
because I think something's wrong with it,
that's more than just,
because that shouldn't happen if they fixed it.
No.
Well, you know, yes, they really did go to the store.
I mean, I'm just grateful it happened here
by the roadside and not in the fucking epic tunnel
10 minutes ago.
Oh my God.
Because that would have been like, goodbye, everyone.
The last thing they would have heard is me going, ready Colonel Gaddafi, and I love him
a bunton smash.
It's the hell you could at least coast until.
Yeah.
Can the light install forever, a dream as a bike chain that doesn't fucking break.
Where's, in Japan, there's no litter, except here.
There's a sign, Baylor, not litter.
Yeah, it's like, please do not throw litter at the side of the road.
What have they done?
Well what are they gonna look at? There's fucking bike chains everywhere, it's graceful.
Snap bike chains all over the round.
Shocking.
I don't know, it's pretty classy.
I wish this bike had a stand.
Great job guys, I have a cheese plate ready for you.
If you ever accidentally cycle your way to Slovenia, land of the world's best cyclist beside you.
I think my book's on sale though.
Yeah, Slovenia.
What do you know about Slovenia?
That's a great place.
good people because they don't like it.
Oh, that's fun.
Can we rest it on something?
Have you got one?
You can rest it on the side.
Cool.
On the...
Ooh.
Here, maybe.
What?
Don't leave my bag when I say I'm not glad.
Roadside stop.
Too found.
It's stable.
I guess it's like the ones over.
Thanks everybody for joining.
You're fucking fucked too.
You see the spokes are breaking.
Somebody sabotaging the cycle hour by hour.
My bike has just fucking been through it hasn't it?
To be fair, I mean you've had that, what, 200 years?
Five years.
It's seen better days.
Yeah, when they got it fixed in the store
and they just kind of like bent the thing back,
I was like, mm, kind of really just prefer a full service.
Just get everything done, replace everything.
it's not worth having this happen every day.
Can I do what?
Can I do what?
Do you mean like night head?
I mean it's lasted a long time.
It's clearly needs a full maintenance of everything.
Like everything needs to be changed.
That's cyclical never.
Can we speak the chain breaker?
I break the chains.
Psssssshhh!
Can we speak the chain breaker?
I break the chains!
Pshh!
Breaker of chains.
What?
General of the armies of the North. Breaker of chains.
Father of Mother Sun. Husband of Mother Life.
And I shall break the chains in this life or the next.
Loyal to the one, two.
Livestream.
Community.
It's a fucking yo-yo.
You know there's like wooden toys on the snake.
Yeah, oh yeah, it's a bit like that.
I got oil away from my hands.
It's kind of cool from this angle.
It looks like an F, like a first person video game.
Left.
Pfft.
Interact with player.
That looks really cool.
Oh, he's charging down the road.
I took a pedal and the chains went pfft.
Poof!
Just snapped off.
What happened?
Strong legs?
I think something's very wrong with it.
That shouldn't happen.
I changed the chain yesterday and then we took it to the shop to fix the derailleur.
I don't know if they put a new chain on it then, but that's the only...
I mean, that shouldn't happen though.
Maybe something's wrong.
Yeah, okay.
We'll switch out for that one.
interact with Paul. Wipe oily hand on face. I'm going to get the wet wipe, which is...
Oh shit.
It's all part of my plan to destroy the bikes so we have to ride the bike with my book on.
Yeah, it's all part of my plan.
It's sitting there but it moves a bit. There's only so much room to be cable-tied.
Oh my god.
What a little exercise clock.
Well, you can, but it's fine.
So, which bike are you going to use?
I'm going to use this old one.
Oh, not the Cabello?
No, this one.
Oh, yeah, that's yours.
You ready?
Oh my goodness, it's an FPV game.
Okay.
In track with Pete.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
This is the Sims. Why are you punching your neighbor?
Player two, out.
Wait, I mean, I need to find back.
Wait, wait.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
This is just the cycle's on now.
Two white guys at the side of a Japanese road having a fucking shootout.
Getting my permanent residency taken away.
You broke the rules.
None of us won 1,000 dollar donations.
Oh!
Yeah!
Do we dip into the cycle if that funds working up?
No, no, no.
Wow!
Wow, thank you, Anonymous!
How can you go in there?
Oh, what's this?
Gosh, what a wonderful book.
If I can't have it on the bike, I'll just hold it like this.
What are you clipping to me?
They look like a real one.
Do you order it now?
It's my man.
I feel quite dehydrated.
cool
I was rock starling while the wires parking
I see what I see so we have a little break here I'm gonna put anonymous on the
board let's get to 870
giant ocean of donation so let's get to 888 888 then we can put mouse on the bike
and she can use her infernal demon powers to to power it forward FPV
cyclothon a lot but a thousand dollars buy a new bike so proud of the
hard work you boys are doing. Keep it up. That's so lovely. So we're going to have to take alts
of the baggings up now. It gets a little bit harder for me. I get to watch them fiddle about
and faff and try to get something done. It's like the three stuages. You should probably go and talk
to three. Sheet. All right, we're going. Hi guys. Water. Have you got my phone and
Pull pull pull you're right
I love this bite more it's lighter. It's got bike stamps
Have fun raise some cash have some laughs
I need all you fuckers now. Bye, buddy!
I love you too!
It's going to scenery, it's gorgeous!
Oopsh, away we go again.
Oh my God, the speaker hanging off of me now.
I forgot to put my name in it.
It's very, very hippy. Don't forget me.
Oh my goodness.
There's normally the speakers on the bike, but the bike just broke.
But look it's a nuclear reactor. Yeah!
Unbelievable. I get on the bike. The bike completely breaks.
All the equipment breaks this the chain literally snaps off and then we hit mountain after mountain
totally good
Still got the spice girls stuck in my head
If we break this bike well
the whole cycle from truck so I
must protect it
Although this morning when the spokes came off of this bike, so yes, it's a bit worrying
Connor's bike's been through a lot though. It's been here since I've gone
Your videos inspired me and my girlfriend to visit Japan in July and I'm planning on proposing
Whoa!
Any Phoenix spots you'd recommend? Keep it up goats!
Where to propose? Mount Asso gets my vote
Mount Asso, Sakura Gym of Okane
Pretty cool place. I mean everybody does Fuji
It's a bit cliche, but then it is Fuji, which is kind of epic for the rest of your life.
You will think about the time you proposed at Fuji.
In my case, I fucked up my proposal in spectacular dickhead fashion.
I was trying to do it at Lake District, but it rained a lot that day.
And I didn't want to propose on a rainy day, you know.
So I realised...
It's my second time applying for this job I've wanted.
For the longest time, can you guys send positive vibes?
So proud of you all.
Good luck.
You can do it.
I've applied for jobs I didn't get in the past and if you don't get it, just remember
something better will come along.
Trust me, trust me.
But yeah, I fumbled my proposal.
It rained.
it and I tried to get Charlotte off the scent. I tried to pretend to Charlotte that I wasn't
ever gonna like propose to her. So I over dinner I was like marriage what a load of rubbish who
wants to get married bleh. And she took it to face valley and she got upset and she cried
and we're sitting in the hotel room she's crying and I'm trying not to laugh because the
engagement ring is like three feet away from my hand. But I didn't do it. I didn't propose there in
them because I didn't want to remember this awkward proposal. I didn't want the proposal to be forever
immortalised in a hotel room in the Lake District of Charlotte kind. So I held off another week.
Luckily, her and I were together the entire time. It would have been awkward if we'd
pied ways for a few days or gone off and done something and she'd sensed that I'd gone
and then bought the ring, right? But anyway, we were together the whole time, thankfully.
And we ended up going to Dirtle Door, south coast of England, which as I understand
it was in the project Hail Mary movie it's like a rock-shaped door and I proposed
there and it all went happily ever after she said yes she was shocked
surprised happy the devious scumbag boyfriend who had laughed off the idea
of marriage and suddenly proposed and I do have a video of it I did I basically
pretended I was taking a selfie and I put this my camera in the sands my
phone and I was like oh the selfie timer is going off now five seconds five or
three two one will you marry me hey and yeah she's genuinely shocked and
surprised and all the proposal photos look amazing because we're just hanging
out by the beautiful Dirtle door so best of luck best of luck to you with your
proposal. I hope it goes well, but you know I do think proposing against a in the
outdoors against some nice geological backdrop is a good way to go. So Mount
Assay, Fuji, Sapporo, volcano, they all get my vote. And that's the story of how my
My proposal went wrong, but also went kind of right.
But fuck me, it was awkward.
Hello, Mr Apoble, back on the bike, 67.
What was that tragic mic?
All fine.
And I hope Charles is not watching me cycling around these dodgy precarious roads of my
fucking bike chain snapping off like a twig.
Because she'd probably have a heart attack as I would if she were doing it.
I mean this is without question one of the most dangerous stretches of the entire
cycle.
Another reason Connor handed the bag over, I'm sure.
Well, I'm happy to be here with you all.
Rocketing down the hill at 40kmh.
On one of the three bikes that isn't smashed to bits.
Watching Connor's mediocre calves go up and down.
Ah.
And he wants to do a triathlon? Unbelievable.
Hello, Chris. I quite enjoy the audio version of your first book.
Would there be another dashing narration for your new book?
Yep. I will be doing an audio book for the new book.
I mean, look, I listen to audio books more than I read books to.
I love a good book.
I love having a physical, often I buy like a physical book and the audiobook but I do
listen to the audiobook more.
I'm, I, you know, like a lot of people my attention span has been obliterated by the
rigors of social media and I'll stare at a page for half an hour lost in my own imagination.
So audiobooks are very good.
The best audiobook I've listened to recently is called The Wager.
It's about a British ship that got stranded in Patagonia, sort of the mutiny that happened
there.
Incredible story, highly recommend it, it's called The Wager, and the guy that did the
audiobook for it has the most incredible voice since C-dog VA.
He's such a nice voice.
So much so that I looked up the voice artists to see what other books he'd done, because
I just wanted to hear his soothing voice.
But it would be cool to get Conor to do an audiobook.
He'd be great. He's got the voice.
Dragon voice.
But I think audiobooks are cool.
I listen to them on the plane, on trains, while sleeping.
There's no shame in getting an audiobook.
Although, I don't know if I'm looking forward to reading it.
Three, four days in a tiny studio in London.
When I did the audio book for the last one, all the people that were in the audio booth
in the week before me were like incredible people.
There's like Stephen The Fry, David Tennant of Doctor Who fame, and Brian Cox in succession
with his lovely soothing voice.
He's the voice of the antagonist, the AI voice in the movie Her with Viking Phoenix
Scott Janssen, Brian Cox's voice seems to win over Scott Janssen, he's got such a nice
voice.
And good luck with the last days of cycling.
Thank you.
So to know I was in the audio booth after like people with all these great voices and I'm
like I went to Japan it was fun.
It was a bit of a downgrade for the audio technician that day I think.
Hey, nuclear energy, woo hoo.
I don't know if that's a nuclear plant.
I know they're up there, but they're still on the right.
Maybe I can hire Brian Cox to do the voiceover for
the new book.
Swearing his way through.
Like Logan Roy in succession.
Sometimes it is a big, big competition.
Fuck's exception, so it is.
Yeah, a pretty cool fella.
I appreciate your candidness.
when calling out the turds who do stupid stuff just for attention.
Keep it on, right?
When I'm calling out Kona, somebody has to do it, right?
Succession's good, isn't it, Kona?
If I want to wake up and feel cool,
I'll just play the soundtrack, and I'm brushing my teeth.
If you haven't ever heard the succession soundtrack,
go and put it on now with your Sony headphones on,
the Sony WHXM 3005 to the square of three times two. Put those on, the base of that
fucking soundtrack, that's glorious. Fucking best soundtrack of anything ever.
Are you sold them for QE? You've had the best noodles you've ever had? Rusty scenery,
Abundant nuclear energy
Can we just play the succession soundtrack now while we're going to the mountains
Just play it for three hours of the repeat long time fan of you and Charlotte got any recommendations for support on Hokkaido
I'll be there for a month. Stay safe out there
There's a video I did with
Pete him and I
Went to a rock
in the sea that was shaped like a chicken drumstick and I think it's called Evisu Rock I'm not sure
if you go beyond Otaru the beautiful canal town Otaru famous for its beer keep going along the
coast and you'll find a rock precariously balanced like a chicken drumstick upside down
and it just is incredible I don't know how it's suspended there
Pete himself famously went, look at this rock criss. That's like a glitch in the matrix.
And I'm not even going to try to get you there. It's not what the fucking camera equipment
on. Look at this rock criss. That's nice of him.
Ha. There you are. But yeah, go there. In the video we go there in the snow and
video we go there in the snow and he looks otherworldly. It's so cool. There's also the
the Buddha, the Buddha in the Missile Silo. I highly recommend in the same video
there's just a big Daibutsu in concrete underground. I think Trash Taste went there
a year after we went but really cool place but you need a car to get to both.
Oh, a tricky bit of nuclear energy. I don't think this is nuclear. I think this is a geothermal.
You don't build nuclear reactors this close to a road so yeah one wonders. I don't think that's
That's nuclear. Yeah, yeah.
I know, right? Get the coal in.
Out of the straight-up or moves, it's shut.
We do the coal, we can get our hands off.
But it's Apoorai, Hokkaide.
I mean, Hokkaide is probably my favourite prefecture in Japan.
No, it is. It is.
It is so big. There is so much going on.
since the Hungarian elections were such a success,
our currency skyrocketed.
Oh really?
Here's my tiny profit on my exchange to USD.
Oh no.
Also congrats on the wedding.
Thank you so much.
Oh no, what we're gonna do now,
Viktor Orbán's out of power.
All the jakes have to end.
A few years, like 10 plus years ago,
Charlotte showed Viktor Orbán,
the Hungarian Prime Minister around Ciba for the day,
because she's, Charlotte's like half,
Is it a quarter Hungarian?
That's a beast of a thing.
That's insane. What the actual fuck is this?
It's like a monster crane.
But yeah, we always joke about Victor Orban.
Now he can't do that because he's gone.
Oh well.
Fucking hell.
I'm starting to think they're powering the galaxy here.
The entire universe is powered by this one crate.
Do we have equipment like that in Wales?
No.
No we don't.
What would Victor Orban say?
Wow.
I feel like coal.
I feel like coal and nuclear energy and noodles.
Come to Fakiri.
So it's because like we're on the doorstep of Kansai right? Osaka, Kyoto, Korbe and all
of those places get their energy from right here on this bicycle, from right here in Fukui.
Kansai Electric have all the power here, keeping it out of harm's way I suppose.
Like Kanai Fukushima, the people of Fukushima were fucking livid at Tokyo because obviously
The Dynchy nuclear reactor gave life and energy to the people of Tokyo, but the people of Fukushima bore the brunt of the disaster.
There was a bit of animosity there.
Into the tunnel.
A signal hell, it's very good.
What's your favourite comic book here?
That's a cool question, says Mike, favorite comic book hero.
Favorite comic book hero.
I'm not connoisseur.
I probably is Batman.
It probably is Batman.
Though I did love the Spider-Man films going out.
Yeah, I'll go with Batman.
Ah, but the nine-man.
Oh, it's tough.
Connor, here's your favourite comic book hero.
Who's your favourite comic book hero?
Fat man?
The joker?
Who is it?
No, who's yours?
Yeah, easy answer.
Batman is my favourite until I saw Deadpool, yeah.
Deadpool's funny.
Deadpool.
I didn't really enjoy the last Deadpool movie though.
I like one of two, but the third one, I was just a bit filled on, and the soundtrack was just a bit overboard.
Maybe I'm just an old man. An old man who doesn't know his stuff.
You're a diary.
Fourteen years sober, have some money that would have gone to eye, can't see the other
thing it would go to and alcohol.
Congratulations on being 14 years sober.
You said sober, right?
Fourteen years sober, yeah.
Wow, that's amazing.
Jesus, well done.
I mean, I'm really trying to cut down how much I drink alcohol.
I do like it, but...
Just the hangovers, man.
Horrible.
Hello.
Hello.
How you doing?
Converting terrifying people.
Chris, I've loved your content over the last few years.
One time I was in Shibuya looking at bar touts and remembering your advice to avoid them.
Yeah be careful for the street tout people in Shijiki.
Robbing your pocket stride.
Oh, they're crashing.
Stanley Connor had been a high school teacher.
He would have gone down really well.
you would be good you don't need an education kids just be a twitch stream
go go gargarl fuckity fucking boring I'd be a bigger teacher all the secrets
at streaming. Finally I've gone into streaming. You're going to have a real energy.
Absolutely. Best wishes to you and Pete. Extra love to American Pete. From Mousy.
Thank you.
I think British Pete is coming over in a month or so and we'll do some stuff.
Well, hey, hold on.
I saw the movie Exit 8 recently in America.
Are there any movies you've seen in Japanese cinema recently you think deserve an international release?
Is Exit 8 good? I do want to see it.
I mean, off the top of my head now, I can't think of anything I would say.
Just graduated from college, now looking into working with animal sanctuaries.
I'm glad I'm finally able to donate after watching since Psycho-Pontoon.
Thanks so much. Congratulations.
As a good Japanese film I recommend, the only film I think that's ever made me cry
is called Departures, Okuribito.
And Departures is called, I think it won best foreign film at the Oscars in 2008.
But it's set, filmed set in Sakata in Yamagata where I used to live for an asculinism.
It's an incredible film and beautifully shot, beautiful story, very emotional.
Let's get run over by Mazda. But yeah, go and watch the departures.
It won't be a disappointing. And also Tampopo, Dandelion, with Ken was another.
another. Here we are at Ceruga. Don't know what Ceruga's family thought of it.
I turn 30 today. I'm devastated. Anyways, I love your content. Always the first thing
I click when I see the thumbnail. Oh wonderful, thanks a lot. And congratulations or commiserations
on turning 30. I kind of like turning 30. I know just there's a bunch of statues
and stuff. It's Captain Space 99, it's a really popular anime, the opening is same as Charity.
I can't see, but I'm guessing it's from here. Or the artist is from here?
Yeah, I guess it's from there.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Oh, fucking hell!
That's absolutely...
You dickhead, okay.
Go forward, morning, sir.
Very well.
The paintwork, oh no, the green paintwork's been ripped off now.
All right, well, those bikes say destroyed already.
The deposit's long gone.
Connor let his be, well, I'm in front and I stop
and he's like, oh, no, it killed me.
And then the moment he goes in front,
he breaks with far less notice, destroys both bikes.
Now, that's why I always keep my distance.
Don't tailgate.
Because you never know what he's gonna do next, right?
And his kickstand is down. Shit.
Conny, your kickstand's down.
Properly down.
Nicely done. Nicely done.
You didn't even have to stop.
Absolute fucking pro.
That's a nice town.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, look at this.
Look down here.
Planning to cycle Japan.
Do you have an economy in Japan?
I'm just not getting my deposit back, am I?
Oh my god the plate works come off like plastic.
Oh well.
Sorry.
I can read in my head the positive.
Conic and...
...and fun petrol.
Ah.
Oh shit sorry.
Can you see that mountain up ahead Jack?
That is the first of many mountains we have to go through to finish today.
As I said before, on paper, today is the most difficult day of the cycle from,
because we've got a mountain range to travel through.
Well, I think Connor and I are so warmed up after the first hellish week that we could
probably pull this off, famous last words, but you know, we battle headwinds and storms
and rain and hail.
We can handle them all, we can do it.
I was only able to donate $10 last year, but I just got a bonus from work.
So here is $25 reduced from Perth, Western Australia.
Thank you very much.
Keep up the great work.
A lot of thank you down in Perth for your fucking donation, mate.
It means the whole world to us.
See you in the cycle for them.
We'll have to come down to Perth when I get a chance.
But for now, as always, thank you very much for your fucking money, mate.
Perf gang represent!
Oh, there's a big yellow truck behind me.
I see the appeal of live streaming sometimes.
You never know what's going to happen. It's quite scary, quite exhilarating.
Even when I fall off my bike, you'll get to see. When Connor falls off his bike, or did fall off his bike twice, you've got to see.
You never know what could fucking happen next, mate.
Where's Jerry?
Hi Chris, sending you some bike lanes from the Netherlands.
Thank you so much.
Oh, where's my hammock in Naha?
Where's my Okinawan hammock, Connor?
Honour and Chris, lot of love from Czech Republic.
I catch your end of day and love all the great things you do.
Thank you.
Thank you for your videos.
And my book is on sale in Czech Republic.
Check it out.
Check it out, Steve.
Check it out in Czech... Anyway.
Thank you.
Have you spoken to Gerry at all?
No.
He didn't send you a photo on the hammock.
Come on, Gerry.
You could've sent a fucking photo of the hammock.
Or you wasted it in a pool.
Racky sausage.
Unbelievable.
Oh, you, mate.
Give it for him.
Oh my God.
Gig a donation, here we go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Well, thank you so much, dude.
$1300 donation from Iceland.
What the fuck?
Fuck, I wish I could stop and actually read it.
Oh, hell yeah.
First time donating.
Oh my god.
I'm planning on doing more videos like your earthquake and volcano ones.
If you were here now and not somewhere else,
Wait, we're going to read this.
I'm going to go to Iceland and say thank you to the people directly.
I'll just move out of the way of all the traffic.
It's magically spawned.
Stand over here, my dear.
Regular come.
That's insane.
Yeah, man.
That's why I sabotaged the last bike.
I needed it, Chad.
I needed this.
It's the slowest panning. I needed this kickstand.
That's why I sabotaged the last bike and broke the chain.
How far out of that? Seagulls are real.
Well, let's read the donations, man.
Oh, my God, I can't... He's put like a child lock on the bag.
How do I just...
You've got your first book in English. We'll get the second one also.
Love your humour, so don't want to spoil it in Czech.
Thanks for the pun.
Thank you for the donations, guys. I'm going to read them out.
Just a second.
We need to read these donations out, I'm big.
The picture here is what we did for Chris's bike in the previous Cyclophon, so it is cyclable,
but you didn't stay on these until you were 50.
Yeah.
Pete, we got some massive donations, man.
I heard a 1300 and a 500 came in.
Yeah, and I can't, it's like trial block, I can't get in.
Well, you have to unzip it.
I've tried that, look.
Unzip it.
It goes to another pocket.
No, it's a fully unzip it.
Right.
Fully.
Yeah.
and then oh wow congratulations on your wedding that's a lot of
charlotte thank you beautiful couple love to you mouse conor and vangang
you all make the world a better place read those donators out man
what a six nine criss got your first book in english thank you the second one
also thanks but love your humor so don't want to spoil it in check
thanks for the money hey chris ice lander here long time subscriber
here are 100 dollars each year you have brought me joy
Yeah, you almost suck on the 19th.
Hell yeah, man.
What a legend.
See there.
Anonymous 500, no message.
Oh my god, really?
Just to be with you.
What the difference?
I'm so sorry, I haven't updated this since this morning.
What, 8, 6, 9?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's camera on?
8, 5, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Okay.
869,000.
Boys, we're 19,000 off the pace for the 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8.
Shaka laka laka laka laka laka laka
Hey, did it a I'm looking at a K car. Whoops
That was a few what I'll find this few thanks, dude
credit the
That's of all these men who've been carrying their streams for for weeks Ian fixed the bike somehow by the way
He got the chain back on with a relinker. I'm probably gonna sit through the bike
just we don't know the current spatch still well done yeah still a great roadside
assistance triple a where the hell are you he got that sorted out you can't
make me pull happy Friday all the best from Amsterdam one of our nation wow
take this mark for me it's becoming a I'll take everything how'd you feel on the
bike big man yeah fun really fun everyone's been so awesome yeah this is
Thank you so much guys, I really enjoyed taking you on a bike ride.
You could take the other mountain if you want.
Looks like it intense.
Yeah.
So...
It's fun though, it's just a bit scary sometimes because you have to reorient the camber and
you're going like 40 kilometres in a tunnel with the lorry behind you and you're like...
Whoa!
And they're like, we can't see, we can't see, I'm trying!
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
I guess here's the good news. Less them more focus on safeties.
Let's talk him all safeties.
Yeah, like they can, they'll be happy looking at the boots.
They'll survive.
You'll survive.
And...
A third donation from Anonymous.
Hello, I wouldn't spy the side of the concept of cyclophonic continuation of the year after year.
Chris wanted to get fit for boxing.
Done.
And we've just been doing every inch of the fun.
So the original one was that?
Yeah, it was originally a wacky week.
It was a lucky weekend, spectacular.
Well, it was, yeah. And then I just happened to stream it.
And you're like, fuck it, let's put some doughnuts in there.
Yeah, put some doughnuts.
And now you've raised over $4 million for the
Indeficiency Foundation with all this crap.
Oh, yeah, Mouse. Wait, is the iPad in this car?
Yeah. Oh, fuck it.
Hey!
$100 for every year you guys have brought me joy,
so not that long, but hey,
$25,000.
I appreciate you having my motivation.
Okay, wait, for next year, $200.
this great cause already my merch that you yes can get at CWV8.com thank you so much
for the $35 donation.
You're running a bit late.
So yeah give you your merch, $5 of each item goes to charity, it will only be available
for about a day or two after the cycle fall.
Excuse me did you say this is limited time only?
Limited time only.
I'm going to drop whatever I'm doing right now and I'm going to go order some merch
just like you.
Wait, no, I'm good. I've got some shirts I can wear so I can focus on
prompting up what you guys have already done. But maybe you can take a break, open a second tab,
leave this one open, grab some merch, and I know what you're thinking,
holy shit, there's like 12 I want. That's just five dollars, 12 times, and it's all going right
here. So go ahead and grab it, treat yourself, and enjoy your new merchandise when it arrives.
Hello, Bob.
Hello.
Hey.
How you doing?
I'm good.
Good.
I don't know, the screen saver is a bit fucked up as well.
Huh?
The screen, the screen is a little cracked.
The screen is cracked?
What?
Sorry, the protective cover is cracked.
Not the screen.
What happened?
I don't know.
Someone dropped you.
Who dropped me?
I don't know.
Ian, Ian is the one on the screen.
The one on the street.
Ah, it was me.
I was like that cinema role's been enough trouble.
I was paid a thousand dollars to burn one, so I had to hurt you instead.
Oh no.
Haha.
Will you forgive me if we play Stardew?
Maybe.
Haha.
At night.
I'm not like Shane in her eyes now.
No, it was Shane.
She hates this villager in Stardew.
It was Shane, bro.
I'm seeing him.
Don't become Shane.
What does Shane do?
He drinks.
He's not cool.
I know what I'm saying man.
He's cool.
He likes hot peppers.
He's human garbage.
He's human garbage.
He's human garbage.
Oh, my mic is here.
Your mic was there. I got it for you now.
I heard that you were singing earlier.
Everybody came into my channel and they said that
You just put on an absolutely fucking banger performance today
No, how'd you get sick?
No, actually I put on like spatial mode right
Oh, there it is. A wide spectrum. It's already on that.
That's what they call it.
It's called me, right? It's called, you know, my gaming autism.
I'm on the wide spectrum of NES.
I didn't say that.
I read your mind so easily.
Are you using Decora today?
Yeah.
Is it Decora type vibe today?
Yeah, I think I'm sick.
I think Decora gets the most usage out of any of the models I think.
Hey, it's because I'm sick all the damn time.
Oh, no.
Did you like hearing Chris with the bag?
Yeah, that was cool.
Is it better than coming?
Cool.
So much dark loke.
So much dark loke.
What is dark loke?
What is dark loke?
People are afraid to say...
He's gone dark loke, bro.
What is dark loke?
Hey, he's dark loke.
Can you explain dark loke?
No.
What is Dark Woke? I need to know.
It's like getting cultivated in my vocab.
Why don't you explain it?
Yeah, I want to know too.
He's worse. Gadalfi is worse.
I think that answer is all I needed to hear.
We already know.
Silence, silence, silence.
He speaks volumes.
What?
He asked you who's worse, Gadalfi or Connor.
He's worse.
That's what he wants to know. He's dark-woken. Who's worse? Colonel Gaddafi the big Taylor of Libya?
I'll turn this off, you know. I'll turn this iPad off.
How does that kill you?
It would assassinate me.
Assassinate you? No, I would not.
If you throw it off, I die.
Well, you're gonna survive tomorrow on the bike. Yeah, we only forget to 888 right now mouse wet
$869,000 which is an insane
Request a donor war for me. Okay. What's the donor wall?
They want to pick the next game that I play they have to play like they can't say no
You know you have to beat it to completion. I'll just play at once room. I
Don't know anything else to beat it. Okay
They didn't specify.
Securo.
I'm just gonna have to beat it.
The next game mounts us to play.
I have to blow my nose, hold on.
So, do we want to make this easy for her or hard for her?
Hard.
Securo.
Oh, it can't be a game I played before.
It has to be a game I've never touched.
XCOM 2.
It has to be the people.
Not you, Conner.
$2,000 for XCOM 2.
You are not going to do such noses thing, you're not going to put a 2k on fucking his car.
I don't know.
Coming up now.
The biggest disciple ever.
They're here for me.
Oh.
I don't know if my Gucci's survived.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I wasn't nice, I could chew you one bite.
Yeah, that's sad.
I'm sorry, I'm just like, I don't know.
Well, just say it, just say it.
I'm slowly deteriorating.
Just take it easy, don't push yourself, rest up, you know?
That's the life of somebody with CDID, you know?
That's why I've been doing this.
Well, I raise an awareness every single day.
Listen, I have crackles in my bones.
Cough more, cough more. It'll make them more significant.
Another cough.
Eighteen thousand more and you're on the bike.
Eighteen thousand. We need 18,000. Cough a little bit more.
Oh no, Chad.
Mouse is going to get a donut woman.
Guys, we need to help her.
Go now, star.
Help this poor demon queen.
She won't help her. She won't help herself. I'll tell you that.
No.
Yeah, what's up?
I have a boyfriend.
friend. Cool, who is it? It's Elliot. Oh, Elliot? Mouse, you've gone dumb. What happened to you? You fell for the accident. You know, no, it's not. Love is not an accident. You felt he has long hair. He lives in the beach. He's a rider. Oh, you gave him the bouquet. I gave him fish bait. You know, the voice I gave him when I voice act him is American psycho guy. Hey, is that Paul Allen's business car?
I'm dating a new mouse
Elliot
Elliot
I just want to make fun of you
Elliot
Oh my god
What about this one?
I'm gonna date the guy
Shane
Shane's my guy
Shane's our guy
And I'm gonna date the doctor at the same time
Hardly
Oh my god
Low fee thing for 100
Ok, I'm gonna be Maru
Think of the 100
Elliot
I'm gonna date Abigail
Holy shit, I'm making you around and starting back
Wait, what year are you in? Well, I've been gone three days. Don't you say you're two?
I'm in year two.
You've betrayed me! You've broken up with me emotionally in Stardew. I fell left behind
in the winter.
What do you mean?
Year two, before I know it, you're going to be married with Elliot, and you're going
to have year 14 to deal with your kids. Great.
Oh, that.
I live for three days, and she gets addicted to Stardew Valley.
My dad's children. I'll turn them into birds.
You can't do that.
What?
I don't like the decision that you made in the game where you've had children.
You take them to a special wizard and they'll turn them into dubs and they'll fly away.
I don't know what's worse than that on...
I know.
I think that's what it's all about.
I think it's a sensible gameplay mechanic to say, let's go, let's retrace our steps.
I'm not gonna lie.
Dubs!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Get rid of these fuckers.
You can give your spouse this magic thing to make them forget you and shit.
It's like men in black.
Trust me.
I've had to use that on my wife and a few lights out with you.
I'm like, hey, look, I was home late at 5.00 a.m.,
but I was hanging out with Connor, looking at this light.
She remembers it all, though.
So, yeah, the starting, I mean, you
don't want to start a brand new farm if you have two kids,
although she's going to have to restart everything
with Elliot.
Unbelievable.
Just a flash.
I'm not going to marry Elliot, guys.
Don't worry.
OK, good.
Just checking.
So is there a game that you might want them to vote for,
you just open the suggestions.
I'm open to suggestions, but like I kind of want to do, I know some people want me to play like
Slime Rancher, as somebody else said like Subnautica Below Zero, which I fucking don't want to play.
But, uh, I was thinking Outer Wilds.
Ah, the first one's alright, second one's pretty rough.
I was thinking about a world.
Yeah, you love that game.
She's a big brand.
Oh yeah, Chad really wants to play Hollow Knight.
Chad, don't look at all that.
Welcome to Backseat the Game.
Well, I'm down for anything.
I'm down for whatever they want me to play.
made to play. Oh yeah, I also told them that I would play all of the Kingdom Hearts games, so...
Well, time out. You said all of the Kingdom Hearts games are the mainline entries.
Yeah, every single one.
But there's like five billion.
I know, but those I'll just watch the video, because I'm gonna get a fucking...
So you're not gonna play them, huh? So you're just leaving the mainline and then there's the video.
You know which ones I'm gonna play. Don't, don't!
Guys, she needs donations. She's coughing.
Coughing time.
Donations help with cough.
Sorry about this cough.
It's a nasty business.
Christopher, can you please hold this for a moment?
For the mouse?
If somebody donated a thousand dollars, would you kindly write their name?
Would you kindly?
Would you kindly write their name?
I swear.
Oh, man.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I swear.
Mouse is going to donate.
donation was that masses to stream that game whatever the game is. Do you have a game in mind?
Hmmmm...
Indiana Jones.
We played it.
What?
Ghost of Susie.
It would be fun watching us play Ghost of Yachtails or something like that. Ghost of Yachtails
really good. I could play it in like a week.
Ghost of Yachtails?
Yeah. The sequel to Ghost of Sushima.
It's a really beautiful game. It's like being trun- I played it and I felt like I'd been
transported to Hokkaido for my sofa. It's all set in Hokkaido, right?
Um, yeah, a really cool game. And the character's a woman. That is cool.
I love women.
Yeah, me too.
This is a really cool character.
Oh, it's showing us.
Look at this, look what I spent money on.
That's okay to show your discord name right? Thanks. I'm gonna show you the Ironmouse, right?
Yeah.
Look at this.
This one was... why are you saving me from my purchase?
Mouspots sent that.
Like $20 for that.
What... what's wrong with that?
You don't even see it.
You know what I mean?
What everybody else sees it.
Only if they like hold up your name.
They see my love for him.
We all know about your laughter. You don't need to buy more.
And then my profile picture has him on my head.
Well, yeah.
Here's your round.
Hold on, we have a donation.
Dark Strife for 250 Dollars donation.
Cheers from Norway.
We'd also recommend Norway to anyone wanting to see amazing landscape and nature.
Hell yeah. I want to go to Norway this year.
I'm going to do it.
Oh, Norway.
There's Norway that the nations have slowed down though.
Slow down though, let's keep them down.
Who's your favorite spice gal, Mouse?
Baby Spice.
Yeah.
Everyone else has came in the same one, Emma Bunton.
She's so cute and she's blonde and she's pretty tall.
She's a good sailor career as well.
I like Ginger Spice a little bit too.
She's pretty cool, but she's kind of not.
Like, I didn't like her as well as Baby Spice.
She was the soul of the band.
It's hard to deny that Baby Spice is the best one.
Danish spice is the best one.
Favorite Spice Girls song?
Timmy Come One.
I've seen that all fucking day long, haven't I?
Uh, you wanna be?
I really want to be, what am I really going to be?
I only know one of it.
That's why I'm the only one I know of.
You should hear Call of Duty, eh?
Oh, I know Spice of Your Life.
When you're feeling sad and low
they will tell you where you want to go.
I need a cover album.
Me doing Connor's voice.
Me covering it as Connor. That's what you want.
Whiskey spice. That's your name?
No, no, no, no.
I'm not gonna call us Paul Spice.
Fingers crossed for her all the time.
Fingers crossed for her all the time.
That would be so good. Good Lord, that song was awesome.
That was a misfire, that song.
Paul Spice.
I ain't no minks.
What spice would you be calling?
Horty spice.
Horty spice.
Horty.
Horty spice.
I like little nigs and I like them.
There's this group that I like
and I learn about that I like.
Their names is Girls Aloud.
Oh my god.
Wasn't that the...
Wasn't that the H-Hactor band?
Sound of the underground.
I like them.
What's your favourite Girls Aloud song?
Oh fuck, um, the one that,
the one that, uh...
This? She won't! I forgot how it goes.
Sing it!
Da da da da da da da da da!
The 통 שeka…no… some pounds, no, no, no, see…
I like that one.
Succe no.
YES! That's the one! Sexy no.
I was like 14.
And they were really big?
Yeah, I think I was like 4'2".
You were like a fucking fitus when they came out of Cuando.
My twinkle in your Dutch eye.
Down the pub!
And I like real minks.
Ah, they're behind my time. The old my time.
Little minks.
Or after my time.
You didn't like real minks, Connor?
I didn't really like music.
Oh.
Too busy in the gongs.
Video games.
Okay, wow.
I'm just kidding.
I like video games.
You just like Tatsui and Ashton.
Just like Tatsuo and Ashton and Ten and Parler.
Yes.
Is this true? Chris forced himself to listen to the Spice Girls
to impress the girls.
Did I?
That's true.
That's not us.
No, that's not true.
I was, when Spice Girls are big, I was like six or seven.
And they were my favorite thing, because on the radio
fucking day, like a lot of kids, you know.
Spice Girls and Aqua.
But then Spice Girls came out when Conor, before you
were born, actually, well, a few months.
What?
1996. I don't know. No, no, you're safe, right?
We've told our sides to wait too long. I saw that again?
I hear they keep bringing the fucking up.
Spouse is full. Spouse started it, not me.
Don't you know any other bands?
Uh, Bobby.
I don't know where this check is coming from now. It is 8.7.
I missed the donuts? 8.7? That's correct, right? 870,000.
870,000. That's 18 away from our big goal.
Someone said that you made 100,000 today, so...
Not quite.
Then why?
Not quite.
Really, man?
2,000 away.
It was 8, it was 770...
Mom, we're still here.
No, no, no, no.
We're still a bit away.
We're still a bit away.
It was 7...
Nunpukatu.
It was after 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 8, 2.
12,000 away.
12,000 away.
You know what just locks it in is 8 at 8.
There's like, let's leave it a no doubter.
Like, when you know you nailed the test or you passed the interview, let's leave zero
doubt.
I don't need to wait for the day 13 update that looks so good on the reddit, I've seen
all the updates.
Let's just put it to bed right now.
Eight hundred, eighty-eight thousand, eight hundred, eighty-eight dollars, and eighty-eight
cents, and you get, in exchange, this creature, friend of ours.
Should you even hear me?
No!
No!
You're supposed to be angry!
You get Iron Mouse on the bike with the mouth.
Me?
Yeah.
I guess I was putting it you.
You're the creature.
I'm the creature.
It's not mouth.
I'm the creature.
You see?
See?
The mouse is the creature.
So I knew it all along.
You guys can get Mouse on the bike for the day and it's going to be peak.
It's gonna be great, but
We're not done. We started so strong now. So we started today with over $50,000
before they got on the bikes.
I know, I saw.
Well, there goes that story.
That's all I had for you. Shit.
Me and some people just watch the streams and talk with them.
I'm like, God, I want to talk. You can just see what I'm about to say.
That's true, though. But she saw it already.
But show her something that's never been done before, which is $100,000 in a day
in a day that wasn't the first or the last.
She's never seen it.
I've never seen it.
Let's blow these up.
She's never seen it.
She never seen it.
We got to see it.
Should we get ready?
Yeah.
All right, Mouse.
We have a lot of dishes to cover.
Oh, that's good.
On a big hill.
So which is Locke?
All right, Mouse, super fans.
If we reach 1 million kroner,
will we create the viral sensation cake of the heart?
What?
What'd she say?
What's the haul?
of which which thing what what you know what i'm talking about
i don't know the the hot as in a human heart like a grandma
no no it's a viral sensation pain that everything's been doing
i don't know what that is i'm too old to know these trends
yeah dark clothes yes i'm i'm dark clothes
it's this picture that people started where it's like
this girl like she stands she bends over and then she puts her hands behind her
need and frames and make sure but a heart okay okay well yeah well I'll leave
you to it he does that on the fight for day now
it's a great idea for charity all right it does it all day long I remember no
more ideas no more ideas okay but let's get the donation ball for the game
you gonna play yeah all right we'll see you guys at the finish line see the
bit I rest up
okay it's a tall task for 18,000 I'm not saying I doubt you guys but can you do
it I just think I'm I guess they're freaking common they should give off
Yeah, it's quitters.
I'll tell you, it's not quitters.
These names on these boards, these guys never gave up.
Cryptic circuits, let the path, will you follow it?
All jokes aside, you guys have been amazing,
but a little more, a little more.
888.
888, and we can lock in over 100,000 on day 13,
which is insane, which is ridiculous, which is crazy.
God damn it, I want it.
Don't want it.
Ian, fix the bike.
You get your name on the board for, you know, you put a thousand dollars in, your name gets
etched into history, unless Ian actually only wipes it off with his hands when he was carrying
it.
This name has gone forever, but nah, it's a, uh, a little ha-means hello in Hawaiian, I
think that's what it says.
I can't read.
It's funny, it's like, it was...
Oh, it's VLM, I already know it's VLM up there, I can't, I'm not, that's just
there.
I'm 379, down to the right.
Who knows.
Yeah, it's...
New names are being ready to add in.
Come on boys. Lock in, load up, grab the card.
I know EU's waking up. This is your prime time.
It's time for you guys to open it up too. We accept pounds.
We accept francs. We take gold and sterling and
penses and whatever, tin-pea-fredo's, chocolates,
digestives, jammiedongers, whatever. Put down your jaffa cakes.
Oh, cold. I guess I've got to donate a little money.
Not for another umbrella or some silly bollocks like a pub lunch, but I guess I'll suppose.
You got like half of Europe on this cyclotron, and I ain't seen a lot of UK people showing up yet.
I've seen a lot of Americans, I've seen a lot of Australians, where the hell is Europe?
They're not behind my book either, they're British people.
They're not?
I had to be in the book of the like, your book selling is very well everywhere, but not England.
Man, they weren't supposed to-
Well, see, they're all asleep, aren't they?
Well, they brexit everything, and they just all on their own stupid little world.
I'm in the UK. It's like 8 a.m.
All of me is watching this in the UK.
They got tea and crumpets right now.
What are the books drawing? Kansas instead.
They're London this time.
You know it's bad when the Kansans and the Missourians
are out doing the Londoners.
What is going on in the world?
You guys used to represent something.
Industrial progress.
The sudden episode from the British Empire.
Man, I don't even think it's risen yet.
How much have you shelled this in the van on your stream?
Oh, a bunch.
It's like a non-stop all I talk about.
I've been reading passages from it.
Oh.
Don't remember a lot of the stories
that I've been reading in there.
It's been very different than my, your retelling.
But it's been a wondrous place.
You get a passing mention in the book, though.
Yeah, you called me in a wily America.
Friday.
Something like that.
Good to know our 10 years of friendship
is a footnote in your history.
I start a footnote, it's a sentence.
What a sentence it is.
What a sentence.
stupid
I woke up to a thought in my side
and then I dropped off at Shinnosei Airport
and began my long drive shopping
and I forgot to fill up my gas
I could find all those and more
he did promise me this
if we get 888 today, I'll do the American
reading of the
book I think it's going to hit in the face of that
I'm so used to his abuse that I record all
like a damaged bed
I like giving you massages every day
you've been stabbing my ribs with your hands
American audio book for you guys
In the style you could do a British accent in your usual style. I'll just do your voice. Yeah. Yeah, it's quite good
There we go. So I was getting into debate earlier if we should get Connor or you as me
Oh, what'd they choose? I think you won. I think you won. Are you fucking prick?
I said yes when I when I picked up Pete from the ravages of the streets
He'd forgot to thank me but I never forgot him.
I'm sure to invite him to various videos.
I'm not sure if he remembers.
But Lord Vrarnas.
Fantastic.
You know what? How about this?
Can I read your audiobook with the guarantee,
with the promise that I can add
two or three improv sentences per chapter?
Within reason.
Within reason.
As old as he don't get in the way of my legacy.
My, my...
What are you, Tywin Lannister?
My praise to myself. I'm Tywin.
You know, in customary rock, Pete would be
fucking kicked out. Join the Kings card.
You don't deserve my deals, sir.
A lot of straws pays to stats.
I can crew a lot of them, so I'd be a terrible son.
Mmm!
All right.
Oh.
Oh.
He's going to the toilet.
There's my inhaler somewhere, I'm living in London, you know how much my flat cost?
I get my...
Fuck off, oh good morning for that, fuck off, oh I had to buy me some new umbrellas, it's
raining, fuck off, that's all British people do.
For a second I thought we'd tell a party back to England.
That's right, every Londoner, can you just tell me a little bit, fuck off mate, my
My flat costs more than your fucking life.
Fucking, I live, can't even afford my fucking compass.
PG tips, fuck it.
Stop it.
In some respects, British people are rich to the Americans.
In a lot of respects.
Because if you look at the per capita in terms of median,
you don't remember the average, right, mean,
the ten of mean.
Everyone together divided by the population,
but it's really fucked up in America
because obviously you've got,
meat mask, his worth $600 billion.
And then you've got P for a 600-kade.
I'm not worth anything.
You know the crazy thing about that America, for many,
it has a lot of faults.
It certainly does.
As every nation does, they are historically
the most charitable nation on Earth.
They are very kind and thoughtful,
and philanthropy is in our blood.
Americans put their money where the mouth is.
Well, that's a little true.
And that is why we literally went to the moon.
That's right.
Well, I'm not fucking out there.
I'm going for shepherd's pie.
We invented the steam engine, and we're done.
Food menu finished.
Progress finished.
Stonehenge, stop that.
We don't have anything else.
It's been pointing the wrong way.
Whoops, there you go.
Let me put this back.
I just been staring at my lapel.
I think, yeah, I love England.
I love Europe.
I love all of it.
I've been there more recently than I have in my own country.
I'm the adopted son of a Londoner on Big Bend.
You're done already peeing?
What kind of beads, bags, and bags?
Shit, that means we still got to raise money.
I'll be there to go.
OK, bye, guys.
I believe in it.
I believe in the mission.
I believe in the dream.
What's that far as the crane flies?
It's right in the pool.
God, I hope we get $100,000 today, though.
That would be so crazy.
The fact that on a random day 13, people balled out
and got $100,000 done is just such a cool narrative.
I love a good man.
What's that?
Friends, we're gonna have to gather.
Agreed.
Getting away from the fans.
Three loads.
Three loads.
Just three loads, having a good time.
Just a bunch of boys out in the back in the wilderness.
Thank you.
Let me know how it looks, chat.
How's the audio?
I think it's a big double fan.
You were great, man.
You were awesome.
I'm not impressed, no.
I'll take it again as well.
Yeah, that'd be good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can do it with maths.
It's fun.
That'd be fun.
You can chat with Max.
All right.
I miss you guys already.
I miss you every day, that you're not in my life, Pete.
Let's get one more Ashton Halra.
Yeah?
Yeah, I can run.
You got that in you?
Yeah, I wanna.
Are you sure?
I just wanna run.
All right, look, mini Pete's son is Papa to come home.
He's watching right now.
My wife, baby.
I wanna show him his dad.
Okay, I won't curse that anymore.
He doesn't understand what's going on.
Still, I don't want to leave any bad impressions.
Jack, you've got the TTS coming in.
OK, guys, let's do this.
Ready?
Yep, go.
Send it.
I'll put one this way.
Yep.
Oh, my god, don't die.
Oh, god, he's fast.
Can you leave the way first?
Oh, my god.
Who's going for it?
He's him.
All right, leave the way.
That's so funny, but we didn't see him, did we?
The camera was down.
Okay, I've got the speaker and chocolate cat on my side.
Keep me company.
We've got a last stretch, a big stretch, 25Ks to go.
So I need all of your support, donations,
and topic ideas to talk about.
You're not on this bike, it gets lonely.
100K in a day for Pete, let's get it done.
Eight, eight, eight.
Well, actually it'd be eight.
Hey, the shoes look like camera K-Belt,
from my column.
Yeah.
Are you here to buy it?
Errr, make it to a shop.
Right.
So no good right now.
Oh God.
Oh cool.
Well...
I'll get one and test.
Time to scale the mountain, Chris.
Oh, Jesus, the biggest mountain of cyclothon 5.
Coming up.
I'm going to be at about two hours of sunlight left in 24K to do, so we're going to be
We've got to get close today.
Make jam!
Why was it called make jam?
Make jam!
TTS is off? No, it's not. I can see the speakers on.
How's that possible?
Oh, I see.
There we go.
Is it fixed now? Please?
Good luck from the Netherlands, Gekulon is here.
Yay, we're hanging out now.
For mouse.
For mouse, my goat!
My goat mouse!
Payday finally happened, so I can actually donate. Good luck on the cycle, guys.
Oh, that's right. You got a nice cup.
Yeah, I'm not so happy to get served.
You didn't owe yesterday.
No, she gets to take quite fast.
Oh, Eugene. Oh, Eugene.
Did she just trip up?
Oh, Eugene.
She bounces back.
Oh, Eugene, indeed, booby.
Do you get your chat?
Actual get your chat.
I fucking don't know how I get served.
You are all amazing. Thank you for all you do truly.
I hope you are able to beat last year's record, Malzine feel better.
I mean, what's astonishing, Chas, we're 200k ahead of last year.
That's... that's ridiculous.
How has that happened?
What have you done, Norway?
We'd also recommend Norway to anyone wanting to see amazing landscape and nature.
Well, thank you. Oh, I read that one earlier, but I'll listen and be set.
He's all the donations that are paused while you're chillin'.
Oh, me, my husband, and that dog, Timmy, are so grateful to witness your own trip across
Like, undertail reference, tell me?
What's that that's undertail, right?
That'd be fun.
Yeah, I'm kind of nervous for a stono, so um, when did I kiss?
We don't kiss.
871 boys, 11k.
You're all during work while lurking on my phone.
Yeah, 100k in one day would be insane.
Hey Connor, I'm getting married at the end of this year.
Do you think you'll ever get married one day?
If so, what is your type?
Do you really get married one day? Who knows, man?
Guy? All the ladies.
Hello, Connor. I wanted to buy this auto-frusting electrical flashlight, but I misclicked and gave the money here.
How did you... How did you confuse the two?
How did you... Huh?
Did my first cycle of the season yesterday would love to buy the merch, but it doesn't ship to Finland?
Finland. Oh dude, I don't know why they never shipped to Finland.
Well I asked the most company they said it was because of islands.
That's from the islands. I was like that's not right.
What was that?
Oh there it is, that's cool.
Thank you.
I don't think I'm always open.
Hello from Atlanta, Georgia.
Good luck on the final stretch of today.
Thank you.
You've got the biggest, the scrolling hill,
the cyclothon, come on.
So you're out here a lot panting in and out.
What is a mountain?
But a viewing platform for Lord Broad to see his kingdom.
He does not have a kingdom.
So I'm giving you my ideas.
Hey, this is streamer man, Paul. I will get on the bike at 888K. Also, take me back to
the Sega Dew breasts arcade game. I need to get that high score.
Okay. Are we just pretending we're people now?
Yes, Timmy is named after Undertale. She loves your VODs and so do we. Good luck
finishing up the journey. You got this.
to be able to get the donation already for the game that Master's going to play, do we have that ready?
Hey witch doctor, give us the magic brush.
Alright, you go, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, team tongue, walla walla.
I feel like you still have my watch.
Yeah, I can't let you cut me up.
Ha!
Alright.
This is a nice new road.
Brother, you're about to be 30. If these ladies get any older, they'll be your mom's H.L.M.L.
Hey, I've got my type, I like older women and you weak people think that means like 35.
Nah, it's not.
40 year old, I don't want to talk otherwise, leave me alone.
I'm going to do it.
I'm trying to break that chain.
Your feet.
He up from Yorkshire.
Don't worry about the hill.
colonize it like the true British legends you are.
Keep up the good work lads, you've got this.
Colonize the hill.
Oh, it's all plugged in my flag.
I'm not sure how that will work.
I'm trying, wow.
I'm scared, where is this hill man?
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Is my name that weird?
help both Connor and Pete missed entirely different letters when reading it earlier
then this spell did on the board l mal oh no
sometimes you're reading a lot of donations you just miss
hello Connor jealous of you constantly being able to admire the majesty of christ's calves
greetings from munich but there is most city that's enough you spoiled them enough
I just won this money from this parlay, I won.
You got this corner.
Thank you.
I appreciate you giving your winnings.
We're adopting a corgi puppy soon.
Aw.
Would you two loads do me the honour of naming him?
Keep up the hard work.
What should they name the corgi they're adopting?
Woofy.
Woofy.
Woofie.
Elizabeth.
Elizabeth.
After he, after she, he comes across.
Yeah, you got your two names. Elizabeth or Woofie.
I don't know which one I would take.
Well, Elizabeth assumes it's woman and woofie.
Good morning from here, Gindland.
Can you please move the lads?
Thank you.
Yeah, I will try.
It's gonna be a tough last stretch here, boys, but...
Can you guys see the company?
Last Cycleton, I accepted a job in Japan.
Now, I've been living in Osaka for nine months.
Love what you're doing for Mouse. Hope to see you all at Hughes.
That is awesome.
Thank you.
What? Okay.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around Japan looking for cash.
We're men, we're men in TEEE IIIT.
I'm in front of the tires man.
Never wanted to be aerodynamic in your life at all.
oh no no no not the uphill mr. Broad
oh my life is going to be destroyed that hill like you're destroying immune deficiency
Righto, off to the pub boy host.
Isn't it earlier? Why you going to the pub?
Nice, no cars.
Thanks for the progress.
Yeah? That's good.
There'll be no progress when we get to the hill.
Hey Connor, booby here. Been going through your stuff at your home.
Why do you have 13 different jars of mustard in your refrigerator?
Why?
Hey, leave that fucking mustard alone, man.
They're back off, bro.
Hello, Connor.
I am too scared to cycle after getting hit by a car while riding when I was 13.
But seeing you guys gives me hope to try one day again.
Yeah, you should.
I mean, you realize your fear was, you know...
Good luck today, boys.
Hey, Chris.
Please come to Harbour Pool on your UK book tour.
Harbour Pool?
I don't even know who that is.
The middle, I don't know if you can juggle for very well.
That's not like the really big, like this.
Father, forgive me for I've sinned. I've developed a terrible crush on, on, on Rainhoe. Is there any hope for me?
Fuck no. Fuck no, bro.
That's parasocial. Get that shit out of here.
It's good to see Tree's cake turn into prime wagyu after this cyclathon.
Keep up the good work guys and get well soon, Mouse.
Hello, Charles.
Whoa! Monkey!
Well, I'm gonna stop, I want to see it, Monkeys!
Monkeys!
No, speaker, you're scaring it, you're scaring the monkeys away, monkey, monkey, hi, come
here, hi.
I mentioned this earlier, from the bottom of my heart, thank you to you and other streamers
who IRL stream, it brings me joy and I feel less alone in my PR.
Hello monkey, come here.
What are you doing?
I'm just pure V-guy, K-E-up.
Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Come here monkey.
I don't have anything to feed them.
They don't eat grass, do they? They eat like actual food.
They're not coming out.
What should I do? I want to see them, but I shouldn't disturb them.
Currently, watching Shogun. People weren't lying on the lookalike.
The mannerisms, or I guess the acting, is so, Connor, good luck.
I don't know if it's so Connor.
I don't want to feed them, but I just want to...
You got this.
Bride them.
The upcoming hills are nothing but a stepping stone.
Stay safe and best of luck.
Thank you.
I just want to bribe them, hang out with me, and become my friends.
We'd like fucking hang out.
Hey Connor, is this the IDF I think I'm donating to?
You're donating to the cool IDF, as we call it.
So he saw deer and monkeys today, that's cool.
I wonder where they go in winter.
We must be so cold here.
Just got Henian's debut gamer sub's cup and figured I would also get the cycle
on cup while I was there why not good luck on that hill top shit bio
donation for tree monkey and bike monkey thank you
Hello Connor, it's the Monkeys. We want to make a deal with you so we can have
bike power and be like you.
You can have my bike monkeys just hang out with me I'll trade everything just hang out
with me.
Oh God, will be I need it
Greetings to the two gray cute fluffy cats Sammy and Mogie. Hello Sammy and Mogie
Yeah
Oh nice.
Mr. Rudd.
Mr. Rudd.
Mr. Rudd.
Mr. Rudd!
Shout out to my fellow British governors in Japan. Hope to see you boys in the sun. He is on me.
Hey, hey. Hey, thanks for looking at this 250. Let's keep this down as come boys. We're at 872.
We have 10k away. I'm getting a $100,000 race today.
And we've still got like about an hour of cycling, so get this down as in when you still can boys.
So Cam boys, help me get up this hill boys only I don't know $10,000 can do help me do it help me
The hell is
What the fuck is that?
I'm close.
Oh, a big truck behind us.
Big, big truck behind us.
Hey Connor, love seeing you.
I'll tell you leave a room. Thank you.
Appreciate that.
I'll tell you leave a room.
When are you going to tell Chris he's ripped his tights?
Thank you for the entertainment and for inspiring my friend Kaz and I.
See, I ripped those tights.
Hey Connor, I heard Mouse was announced for Final Fantasy 14's Fan Fest.
Does this mean you guys will play more 14? Keep up the great work.
Uh, well Pete said if he had 1.4 million I'd play all the DLCs.
So Final Fantasy fans, you know what to do.
Oh, the hell is just enough to get a burn going.
I hate these hills, they're the slight annoying ones.
Six!
yep it's 20 degrees yep might be a short stay
I used to help against now
Hello, Reuters. Thank you, Adroni.
Yeah, you alright? Are you only 170 on the hill, sir?
That's probably your max.
I don't think your heart can maintain height of 170 without you collapsing.
Yeah, I mean it looks like this sinks up.
here's my bid for a good cause thank you those mountain roads good luck and
ride safe thank you
wonderful I love getting that point my mentions what that be so sick I'd love
to see my monkeys
I love when I'm exercising and I get to that phase where I'm like running out of breath,
but I can stuff it like I can keep going.
And I'm like, oh yeah, this is it.
I'm in the sweet spot there.
Yeah, it probably won't go over.
I mean we're doing a steady pace.
Yeah, exactly.
Is this our pillow I can't tell?
Exactly.
Yeah, right?
I thought so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mentioned this before, but from the bottom of my heart, thank you to you and other streamers who IRL stream.
It brings me joy and I feel less alone with my PI.
aww, that's very sweet of you, my pleasure honestly, genuinely
it's the best part of it, let me do all the dumb, dangerous, silly things and go on these roads here
enjoy the view, you know what I'm missing out, this road sucks, I've got to place these cars out of here
it's not fun
Oh, I'm getting sweaty, oh I'm getting sweaty boys.
I call it, I've been in a downhill battle against my depression, but all your content
It makes me smile. So thank you and everyone involved in Cyclethawning.
Hey, my pleasure, man. You can always get better.
You could be at the lowest point in hell. I might even go lower, but...
There's always so much outside.
...for a monkey's natural habitat. I thought, keep up the awesome work.
You got this, man. Take care of yourself, man.
Here's a little more for the cause.
Hi Connor, what would be your ranking of the Final Fantasy games?
Love you both.
I can't think.
Well, well the fuck is the video game more for us?
Keep on rolling baby.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Where's the video game more for us?
not where is that i've been waiting
oh i'll signal my gosh out here boys
yeah
Good luck, guys. Wishing you all the best and keep pushing. You make the world a better place. We need more people like you.
Thank you.
Someone said mods take your time? No. It did not take your time, mods.
This year I've been too busy to watch the stream live, I'm merely a day 5 VOD watching
clip.
Anyway, amazing work guys.
Thank you.
Spoiler alert, we raised a lot of money.
Thank you VOD watcher.
Ah, still keeps going up, fuck me.
And we knew that.
Bloody hell.
Sorry, my patience is the right thing.
What are you doing?
Great, man.
Oh, I'm walking out.
Can you do the travel?
Huh?
Hello from Seattle.
Happy to report, we now have a train that goes over a floating bridge.
On a clear day, the view of Mount Rainier from it is stunning.
That sounds awesome.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Yup.
yep it's going to go on for a while isn't it
seems like we get a little bit of a lull up there at least
We don't stop there boys, we don't stop.
Good morning from Sweden. My 10th and probably last donor for this year. Thank you for all
you do. Extra shot out to Van Gang A3. Keep pedaling.
Shout out to Van Gang. Thanks for watching us. You guys are awesome. I wish everyone
of you. These IRL versions of peak and don't look down at asking for so much from you.
Stop get it and get it. Thank you
Well
Hey, all yours, what should the next donor war be I vote best final fantasy mainline game I vote ff 16
This what the ff 16
No
It's good.
I've been through the first two hours or three times.
Oh, that was loud.
Oh, I can see the sign where we end tomorrow, Kyoto.
That's cool.
It's nice to see.
Glick gears on a winding climb.
Legs complain, but I keep time.
Gravity reminds me all the time just gear down.
All is fine.
Soon it waits beyond the pain.
Damn, that's a cool sign.
Are you sure you want to get to Kyoto?
Yep.
That'll be us tomorrow.
We'll be there
You're doing brilliantly lads. Thank you. Keep it up
Hopefully the winds with us tomorrow
Hopefully
Yes, it hopefully
Oh, yeah
I think we've just been having the warm-ups of the hills.
873 boys, fuck yeah, come on, 9k.
We got this boys, come on.
Let's waste some money, as Pete says.
You guys are doing amazing. I really appreciate it. The general state of it is fucking incredible.
That is fucking incredible.
Butter butter butter but a but a but a but a chick but oh but oh but oh I love butter
Oog, I your boo boo boo boo boo boo ba ah I lose but but but but or
Very shut the fuck up
I think Billy was having a stroke there
If Chris gives up streaming, he should become a booty model.
FF 16, please.
All the real gamers know it's all about Noah and FF 13.2, Chococat Supremacy.
mods, one is the Dodo already, please, someone help me, one is the Dodo already.
I need only fantasy games, tucks.
Donate.
Oh shit.
Oh
Not sure if I'll be able to check out the rest of the cycle
Oh, Aethon so putting my last donation for the year. Keep up the good work all this year 1k blend
Holy fuck you. Thank you
My fucking goat
I'm gonna keep pedaling for you my man
honor and Chris big I got you honor and Chris to feed big Hills go win great job so far much love
Hi everyone, Booby here.
Who does Conor treat worse?
Me, the Mauds or his Schmitz.
What the heck?
I'll be shooting the Mauds real bad if I don't get this donor wore off.
We need this donor's.
It's a charity.
We must.
That's so cute.
You're gonna stop? You're gonna keep going? Little Google guy down? Little friend?
You're distracting me.
I'm not distracting you.
Okay, okay.
There goes that speed.
I would have kept going.
That's a walk up.
Huh?
No.
Thank you.
Good, yeah.
Is it tough?
Well, yes, pretty tough, but you know, not that I can't handle.
Yeah.
Maybe something jumped a thousand?
Yeah, a blend.
Dave?
You guys are cooking up.
Dave, 74 on the boat, the big board.
Whoa, I almost fell over.
Oh, that's true for Matt.
Oh, thank you.
Feed my goat.
You're my goat.
I wish that goat means greatest of all time.
Yes sir.
There's going to have to be a single thing.
I'm afraid that this year I could not qualify.
For I am sitting in the quiet confines of the van.
No, no, you'll be good.
No status reserve to the cyclists.
No, no, no.
Oh, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, it's the originator.
Boy, we're just sitting here laughing like morons.
Because of Ian's newest creation.
You've seen this?
No.
It's called the AI key.
Oh, I have seen this.
I don't know what that says.
Yeah.
PremierPete.com. It's astonishing what AI is up to.
He's just spent half his life to make fun of me.
That's a value in noble cause.
So we've been laughing in the van, hyping up you guys, talking about all the good things,
saying, like, oh my god, these guys are getting up to $874,000.
Yeah, I know. Isn't that crazy?
On a ragged, overcast day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, give me it.
Yeah.
Your wrist is supple.
I guess I'm delusional too.
I'm still warm, so I think I'm going to get going.
Yeah, let's keep it going.
I don't want to...
I don't want to pause.
You just be beautiful.
Is there anything I can do to help you right now?
It's like you are.
It is easy.
Okay, he just went.
Thank you.
The AIP is not actually AI, it's the soundboard.
It's a random soundboard.
Oh god the water's in my stunk now.
Oh shit.
Is it done already yet?
Moths can get a hold of the modern charger, didn't it?
We don't have that long left to make sure we can do it.
I don't want to mess out on donations, you see.
People are waiting for it.
Are they tired?
You know how this is tired?
People here are sick and we easily raise money for them.
So, soft winding.
And soft hiking.
Oh
I think the war is ready
Let's hang the wars ready.
Let's run it.
So as you get to the side, which video game mouse is forced to complete next on stream
with good donations.
So make sure to get them in.
I mean, you're hard as ice.
You're nice to play.
So much ice.
Yeah.
The next little queen of the town.
Yep.
That was when they don't know what was live, Mons.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you, Mons. I'm dumbling you.
Sorry I have to get your attention.
I have to be harsh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Whoo
So no war is life
Don't know where it's live boys. Which game is mass playing you got 30 minutes
30 minutes boys
To decide which video game
Maps will have to play on stream
I don't mind if we get to 888
Master's coming on that bike
tomorrow
Let's get it. I'll be going myself.
Motivate me. Send me your donations.
I need something to get excited about.
Something. Too-power-important.
video games 6-7 Jay thank you 6-7 I don't know just some brain rot
bullshit strawberry magic holy shit can be circuit my goat 500
all the nation a strawberry magic what is that I don't even know
I don't know anything anymore. I just see sweat and breathing. That's all I know right now.
You're gonna love this fucking hell for you.
Loving the countryside views. I could hear Peter Milowet. It was terrifying.
Let's go boys!
Oh, Delta Ruin.
Oh
Keep the dinners coming boys, I can still hear them.
Dawn of War, Dark Crusade, if not whole series.
I want to see Mousey play XCOM 2.
Yes!
Join duty, see the zone, fight dangerous newfans, survive spectacular anomalies,
Stalk, a shadow of Chernobyl.
Steal a blade.
Steal a blade, nice.
Be patient if the stream dies, chat.
It's unavoidable. We'll get up a fucking mountain in the forest.
Dr. Robotnik's lean-being machine.
Oh, good choice.
The Rhine and Mars will play this game.
You can just let a mouse has to stream.
Tractor sir, came out four hours ago.
I'm sure mouse would enjoy being a dad.
Jesus.
I keep going up, man. Come on. Strawberry magic. Holy shit, Criptic. The hell is strawberry
You're such an inspiration. You've done an incredible job raising money for such a big house.
We need more of all of you in the world.
Yeah, I'm one factorial. I'll do it now.
Placid plastic duct simulator.
Let's go for 888,888.
Let's get it!
Come on boys!
Persona 5 Royal.
Old G2 Raider.
Yes!
876!
Come on boys!
Keep donating!
Let's see what Game Master's gonna play!
33 Redoaks.
Library of Rurina.
What the fuck?
3,000 gold donation!
Holy shit!
500!
From Gold Rider!
Holy fuck!
Let's get it boys!
X-Com 2.
Yes!
Let's go out a while, Skank.
Also, Connor, are you ever going to play the ethos of the IDLC?
I might, yeah. Alright.
Fucking hills.
Hills.
Jesus, it keeps going.
This will probably not win,
but would love to see Mouse get back on the sticks
with Tetanate.
This is very gaudy and just needs to spam 3-3-3 combo.
Mass Effect Original Trilogy.
Strawberry magic.
Holy shit!
Another 3K donation!
The strawberry magic!
Definitive edition.
What the fuck is strawberry magic?
87 meters more up in 2.7 kilometers, then it's down.
He'll go all the way from there until it isn't.
OK.
I love that.
Thank you.
87 more meters uphill.
I'll get my sweat on.
I'm working out for you boys.
Let's go.
Hey there, there, I can taste it!
I can't even know what strawberry magic is.
I've never heard of that game.
You alright?
You all right?
Oh shit, careful mate.
X-Com 2. Yes!
I want to see him out suffer with the units.
Although I think that's what I enjoy it.
Turn down.
What the hell is turn down?
Rubo dongle, thank you for the 1k donation, holy shit.
You got a sweat going too, right?
I'm struggling to see all those donations coming.
Let's get it, let's get it boys.
5k off, 100k raised today, oh we've already gone 100k raised today. Wait that's crazy.
Fucking, that's insane!
Factorial X come 2. Both of those games I would like to see, I'd love to see about those games.
The hell is bumpy.
There's donors in boys.
Come on, let's get it going.
Let's get it going.
888, it's within touching distance.
I can taste it.
Come on!
I'm going to be missing the final day of cyclism.
No!
Training of friends, wedding.
So I'm donating what I have.
Don't understand.
Voting factorial.
Face.
Is this it? Are we finally fucking down the box?
Once here, Strawberry Magic 1995 is an obscure 2D dosage attendant adventure game.
Okay, well, they might be showcased by my mouse on a stream if it winds.
Dwarf Fortress.
Someone might need one of that too.
I thought I would do that.
Let's go boys.
My dogs have been watching every day while I'm at work.
Let's go.
Ah, I'll ask you.
Conner, you can do it.
For iron, mouse and the eye, yeah.
Thank you.
884 boys, 884.
A roadside quest.
I'm on site quest, waiting for the fourth time now with some friends of mine.
Using the money we get from Danit in Plasma.
Thank you for doing this.
That's awesome man, thank you so much.
Conker search and rescue 2.
Teardown.
Another cave!
For Teardown!
What is Teardown?
for tear down! what is tear down? oh my god, 8-8-5
Trilogy. Holy shit! Holy shit boys. The donation counter is going crazy today. Crazy style.
Turn on the truck, give us a little room.
I'm the easier.
Oh my god, bro.
It's a little bit more uphill, bro, that's fine, man.
Uphill's my new flat.
I got a new shit.
I got a new shit, boys.
You're all good.
Thanks.
You're welcome. Thanks for doing this come out.
My pleasure.
Let's continue the troll, strawberry magic.
Oh my God, the machine's done.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Strollberry magic.
Oh my god, cryptic.
What is this obsession?
We can ask you in person.
He's going for number one donated.
I don't know, I'm not getting my hopes up.
We're really in the fucking middle of nowhere now aren't we?
we're in the thick of it everybody knows everybody knows
from the ring to the bling
That was a monster hill, that was never ending.
And now it's kind of flat.
Maybe I'll put a little bit, I have to say really.
Keep those turns coming boys, do not slow down.
This is my history for something greater than all of us.
We must donate. It is for video games.
Now is the time to choose.
Strawberry magic or literally anything else.
Okay, more uphill.
More uphill.
No, it's against us a little bit.
I mean there's not much because you can see the plants moving.
More uphill, bloody fucking bollocks.
Oh yeah.
Shadow might allow a little copyright moment for this downhill when it kicks in.
I always allow one.
I might have to do it.
The shop here has been something out of the fucking torture book.
We might have to unleash gas, gas, gas.
Tell you what, Chad, we hit 8888 before we get to the top of the hill.
I'll gas.
I'll say fuck it, Adrev.
Sorry, Vod's channel.
You got it, yeah.
We need this.
weird gas gas gas
Help me get there boys, the mission war is still going on I haven't heard from you in a long time boys
Let's get those donors coming in boys come on
Is it just straight flight forever
Yeah, straight for 9K, and a big turn.
Helldivers 2 on D10. The downhill starts after a big road maintenance place in the Ohana Resort sign.
Okay, the downhill starts now.
Yep. I'm going to wait for a sec.
Be careful.
I want them to get donations.
Are you going to head?
Yeah, well, up here.
Yeah, wait a sec.
This is Shiga Prefecture entering.
Chat, you got to promise me if I play this song for you now, by the end of the song you
will get us to 888.
The deal?
Forcing, forcing, forcing, forcing.
Otherwise, turn my camera off.
No stream.
We're nearly there.
You did the hill though.
Silent Hill PT.
You better get me to this fucking hill boys, understand?
So.
It's a promise right, Tratt?
Are you ready?
Tratt you're not going to hold me on this are you?
You're not going to disappoint me are you chat?
You won't disappoint me are you chat?
I know you won't.
You wouldn't let that happen.
I know you wouldn't let that happen.
Actuality.
Hell yes.
Alright boys.
one job a day
It's gonna be so, so much better
Gotta make a big deal, take it my soul
It's better I wanna go around, get it on
Gonna take my gun, I'm gonna say it
But you gonna try that alone till I get you
Cause I'm crazy, I'm too busy, I need my key
I wanna wait for you, share your heart
Gas, gas, gas, I wanna step on the gas
I hear those photos coming in.
Keep them coming.
Come on!
You're okay! Come on!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Come on, Lyle!
Let's go!
Oh my goodness!
Ladies and gentlemen, that was a beautiful downhill.
And we hit 890!
Let's go!
Woo!
I'm going to donate D6 for this donation.
And to enter us, cow-baked the room, was I said I'd donate five.
Oh.
I have to pee.
No!
That was fun!
Oh my goodness.
Okay, I left Chris behind, so let's wait up for him.
oh my goodness for everyone you're helping thank you I don't know what
speed got to you I think you might have spent at one point the gas is off for now
that was fun
this brakes were overheating but I didn't touch the brakes in a single time
I was pedaling into that downhill it was so good no cars could ever take me oh
My god that was beautiful
Three minutes remaining on the wall, okay three minutes remaining
I'm gonna get more slack on this wire. There you go. Hi
I think I see it yeah, I see an areas okay, let's go boys
All right, you got to go this way. I'll go around.
All right, boys. You're in.
That was fun.
You guys are seriously kings. Thanks for all you do.
We raised 4k during that.
Let's go.
Hopefully that was fun. Hopefully we didn't cut out at all.
And the best part is, still kind of going down.
Put those donuts in, boys.
You've got gas help?
Huh, huh.
It does help, man.
Hope you guys enjoyed that. That was truly a wonderful moment. I'm going too fast, go!
What a fun downhill, eh? Here's the drone. Here's the drone, here's cinema, my boys. Enjoy!
The drone couldn't possibly keep up with us while we were going down a hill.
hill that fast but on this part it should be easy for Kevin Rand Paul to get a
beautiful view. Oh that was so fun that makes every downhill easily worth it.
Oh that's so much fun.
Ha ha ha! That was so fun. I didn't touch my brakes a single time. I was just fucking
sending it. That was fun. Giving that much air in your face.
Oh, he's so safe.
Get into a million. Hope Mouse was on the treadmill too.
Who is your favourite Karlin rider?
Karlin Rider Wizard.
He's cool. That would be a bad truck to run into us.
Gas explosion of what impact?
8-9-1 boys! Oh my God!
7, 8, 1?
Yeah.
Look at that boy.
Look at him. He's happy, dude.
What a ride!
You want to get crazy? You want to get fucking crazy?
You got this, boy!
Let's get to 930 before the end of the day.
I know we can do it.
Keep up the great work.
Thank you, boys.
The war is over.
Tallinn results.
I think I know who won.
I think Matt's going to enjoy playing that game.
Thank you.
How long left now?
4.2?
Wow, it's so close now.
I think what a better, I mean I can't imagine a better way to end the day than with a gas
gas gas downhill.
Oh wow yeah, it's a bit golden, but it looks like.
Congrats on D1I, I'm building generational slope hope to snipe the Pokemon Dono War.
The fish will get revenge for the fist punching tuna statue jokes.
Oh that was such a fun downhill I want that every day the payoff
good morning from Britain here the morning of the great work lands play not turn and I'm coming
We're not there, okay.
Is that cool?
Wee wee wee wee.
Okay, I said tally, but light.
The results are kind and obvious.
Number three library of ruina, three thousand dollars.
Number two teardown, three thousand and twenty-five dollars.
number one strawberry magic four thousand and ten dollars
what the fuck is the obsession with that game have fun mouse
I get to play a really cool stalkers game you get to play strawberry magic
have fun I die a game for the DOS
well I'll be sure that's at least
one positive thing
Mam that brought happy tears to my eyes.
What a beautiful community this is.
You're going strong boys. You are doing amazing.
Sending you all the love.
Oh my goodness.
And we have two days of cycling life chat and we're already at this.
Isn't that crazy?
That's as well as my mind. We've got so many more cycling days too. I'm already at nearly
900k. I mean, that's astonishing.
Oh, I know there's someone walking here.
How far they walked?
My first donation congrats on 890,000.
Thank you for donation.
Usually I'm only able to catch the reruns, but good morning from now.
Thank you man, I appreciate that.
Oh, we still worked off this downhill too.
Oh, baby.
That's Lake Beewa.
Lake Beewa!
A stunning lake bit will spend all day cycling around tomorrow.
You guys are going to be in for an absolute treat tomorrow.
It will be drone shots galore.
Sorry, boy, you're locked in for that now.
Started playing Final Fantasy 14 last November.
Thanks to you, Mouson Pete playing.
Oh, my God, it's still going downhill.
250 hours greetings from the Netherlands. I don't have a gas
Well done guys have enjoyed watching you cycle through beautiful Japan keep it up
effects.
I appreciate you guys watching every day.
Today's been a bit of a tough day.
A lot of things breaking and stuff, but
it's been a lot of fun
being able to share it with you guys.
And tomorrow is the ultimate day
the cycle with Tom, then so excited to use that word and we're going to go to Kyoto tomorrow.
Then after that is Osaka.
Pete will be joining us on the bike that last day and we've got so many cool things planned.
And again, I do not say this lightly and I know I have to hype you guys up a bunch.
I remember going here on the Trash Taste Special.
Oh my god, I remember going to that 7-Eleven.
It's so funny.
Wow, I remember going to that 7-Eleven.
I remember going to that 7-Eleven on the Trash State Special.
Only Dave Robbiewicz.
Yep, yep.
Manu lost his drone down that road.
I cannot understand how...
Yeah, that'd be fun.
I would say I appreciate what I am of Generous I am all of you.
Let's start a one dollar train.
One dollar donated in the next ten minutes, so I will match it.
Alright. That guy in chat just said,
Kito said he will match every single dollar donated.
If it's a dollar train, I don't I don't chat. I mean here's your time to make a guy regret what he's said live
If you want one
The trap you know what to do man
Let's get a dollar train going again
I do have to encourage you guys to do it all the time
Oh, I'm always asking for more because that's what I have to do
But I do realize that the amount of money you guys are throwing around is no joke. It's very serious
I'm just eternally grateful for the support you guys have shown us
Second time I click on enjoy a first-time Donator
I recently got a pay raise to be able to donate in this way since I can't donate plasma
Don't train alert!
Get it in boys!
It's the guy regretted decisions!
Oh my god they're coming in fast
Oh my goodness in a London school
Oh my goodness
What a day it's been.
Holy fuck, the amount of $1 donations coming in is so crazy.
That's so funny.
Holy fuck, this guy's going to regret it.
We know who you are.
There's no backing out now, boy.
Oh my goodness.
Do I look like a train?
Do I look like a train?
Let's make that very kind donate matcha.
Regret his generosity.
Oh wow, sounds like me.
What the fuck, baby?
Why do you sound like that, man?
Let's make this guy regret his generosity.
We'll come in the middle of the night to catch the end of today's stream worth.
Hey man, true.
Eight, nine, two.
Let's go.
Oh my god!
Damn!
Here.
You guys are amazing. Keep up the good work.
Into someone's back garden.
It's a liquor store, slow down.
Everyone if we all donate one dollar that will equal to about seventeen thousand three hundred dollars
We can do it chat. That's such a cute dog. Oh my god. That is a
Oh my god, this bitch
Oh my god, that dog was angry
One dollar train. Yeah boy
I don't even know
That was a cute dog.
Let's go Kyoto.
That's the dog after all, that's the dog.
Oh my God, there's dollar trains.
Someone said they'll match every dollar, donation, every dollar, single dollar, and now people
are going crazy and putting in tons of dollar trains.
Dollar train, boys.
That's a dollar train.
Happy?
Was it happy?
That's an old train.
I can tell.
They've trained the dog to hate gadgets.
Come on, let's train.
I don't think that's it.
That's it.
Imagine that was American Pete.
Holy shit, guys, it's a, ah!
What's this?
Oh my God.
Someone's going to have to count all these dollars.
Mods, good luck.
3-A-I-I-I-IN.
Good luck.
We must have like at least 100 singular dollars.
There's so many coming in.
Oh my God.
This guy was like, oh, train.
Hey, look.
This it?
Wow! You wanna keep going or...
Currently on a real five hour train to Berlin, so he's 25 bucks for the dollar train.
Let's go, 900k!
Nice.
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god, what?
Beauty bike?
Wow, look at the tulip.
What's up, Navi?
Oh, that's Shinkansen.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
We fucking did it.
One, two, three, four.
Boom!
Piece of fucking cake, mate.
That's Vangun.
Cyclophan is peak.
Cyclophan is peak.
That's another sign.
Oh, another one!
The Dollar Train, baby.
We did a pretty good job there.
The Dollar Train has been going crazy.
Look how fast they keep going in.
Oh my god.
Are you kidding?
That guy's wallet.
Let's get it one second.
OK, this guy, whoever said that, even if you reach your limit,
you should still donate your limit.
I think it's going to go beyond whatever you expect here.
I don't know.
Let's go.
They're getting kind of crazy.
Look how many are coming in, Chet.
Let me show you my phone.
This is kind of ridiculous.
Thank you, guys, for doing something amazing.
Look at this.
Okay, just slow down, but it was literally going crazy.
Look at this!
Dollar train, yay!
Oh no!
Oh no, this poor guy!
There's like, like a one every other second.
Oh my god.
It's only a train.
Anonymous, anonymous, anonymous, anonymous.
Developers, develop!
Glad I could help.
This is going crazy.
Crazier than Steve Bulmer on stage.
This is, this is the Steve Bulmer of Dollar Trains.
It's not the preed, let's go.
We can wait here, right?
This is a beautiful little...
Look at this!
Cyclist, cyclist, cyclist!
It's the finnest!
Dollar train, dollar train, dollar train!
Look at that.
That's the beautiful town.
Simon got this, boys.
You're unhaeless here in case you...
That means a beautiful woman.
Gournier means what a nice day.
Oh, what?
What do you mean, not that easy?
This is our cyclist on the last side.
That happened 25 times.
No, no, no, no.
Train.
What's up?
That's a really fun train.
Yeah, let me just get my helmet off.
$1 train, Omega.
Oh, it's fun.
Well, it's quite scary.
Going down hill I've been destroyed.
I'm on the train.
I was ready.
I was ready.
Weed war.
I didn't give breaks.
I didn't.
It's like the Maglev train going down.
I was the Maglev train.
Chew.
You know what's nice?
Not getting overtaken for once and going in the middle of the roads and like
being like, I belong here.
Woof woof woof
Oh my god the dollar train is still going crazy chef
Look at that
Chew Chew here comes the dollar train
Oh my
Oh my train
The cool station
Wow
This is what it must be like at peak room
Hello chef
Oh 5 o'clock
Finally catching my keep on smashing it
It's cool, it's what it looks like and people are in.
We've certainly done it. I don't know when that guy's going to stop matching.
Let's go boys.
He might be fucked.
He's actually not sure.
That's what he said. I don't know if he's lying. He might have been baiting into a dollar train.
Well either way we get money raised for chariots though.
What's your nostril there?
I'm going to turn this off now, right?
Yeah, well it's going fast I guess. You know, stuff comes out of your nose.
I'm sorry, chat.
I don't think my drug can have kept up with you.
No, now it's gone flat.
Is it gone?
My nose is all clean.
No, it's good then.
OK, wow.
It's your rut nostril.
All right.
Smells like gigachat over here.
OK, yay.
Somebody's matching, they said.
I don't know if it's true.
It's squeezing.
It's matching a single dollar donation.
How many dollars have been pouring in?
Add one to the pile.
Maybe like 400 now.
It's probably like maybe even a thousand.
Wow.
It's like every second adult.
Like not even a second.
It just keeps going up and up and up and up and up and up.
Oh, I'm gonna get a good one.
I'm gonna get a good one.
Yeah.
Well, they better not lie.
Is there a time limit on this?
I don't know.
I mean, look, we'll find that guy.
I don't know.
I would love to know an issue for him to be like,
Oh, are there guys?
I can't be too busy.
Bit of a dollar train in it.
Bit of a dollar train.
Dollar train!
Dollar train!
I'm just gonna blow my nose in the toilet.
Sure, it's all dollar-ed up.
So I trust you.
I'm gonna hold both.
I'm gonna hold both.
Have a chicken.
Double-ast
All right, boys, so check this out. Not only did we set a soft goal of let's get on the bikes that train in
Try starting with fifty thousand dollars to start the day. You want a little more fun little information on?
Cheers, how about this for a little oops? We did it
I will donate today since I can't watch the final two day because of work. Oh, yeah
Thank you for making a difference for those less. He's been on my way guys rock. I don't need to take off my bag
Do I know?
Okay, wait, we're gonna go back on the ground boys. Tell Connor K. Drill. I got you rat is incoming. I got you what I don't know
What's going on? I'm just reading messages, and I'm gonna be able to he's just peeing and wiping his nose
But you know what I want to do I had to wipe the tears from my eyes
Because you guys absolutely
Crushed today not a little bit not not even like on day one. We said with a hundred in
in $17,000.
Which is an insane amount to start.
We've crested, we've surged,
we've summited $100,000 on day 13,
a random overcast day in the mountains of Japan
and you guys bawled out like that?
Not just one of you, but all of you.
Look at this dollar train.
One train, let's go.
Let me call this mic as well.
Oh my god, you know what's hot is $900,000.
$900,000.
I'm going to, what do we do?
Get the car out of your mics, hop, hop, hop.
Hop.
Donut train, let's go.
OK.
I got him, I got him.
OK, good.
Donut train.
We good now?
I'm muting this up, my guest.
Oh, we're muting everybody, except for the voice
of the people.
They can't be silenced.
This is like the French Revolution.
We have $900,000.
Count it if you ain't got nothing better to do.
And it's not even just me.
It's you guys.
This is insane.
P Mike, don't worry about a piss hot mic.
That's just the sound of progress.
That is a river of donations into this foundation.
My guys, we ran, we danced, we cycled, we jumped,
we ate, we peed, we crushed.
All the way to 900K.
I can't wrap it up, I have two streams on.
900K, no I'm not, I'm not bullshitting anybody.
We went, I don't know, I don't know what's happening.
Everybody's just, everyone's pissing money
into this foundation, I love it.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know, I don't know what's going on.
K-drill for 87K.
That's what it was.
Oh my god.
He didn't do the, it's not the Hormon straight,
It's the end of what's it called the incident train the mouser hop. That's the one
And he reversed it in the MVP of the game
Pedro my god
900k on the day absolutely legend wait a minute this might be the single
highest earned day so far of this one yes thanks for that's insane yeah
oh my god do anything i say thank you katele seriously that's very good
I'm gonna write them on the boards.
Here, we got this one back.
I got lots of names.
We got the boards?
Yeah!
That's gonna be a big place on the board.
All right.
Well, hold it for me.
I'll hold it for you.
All right.
Cajal, I'm going right...
You're certainly above Ludwig.
So, I'm gonna misspell this.
It's C-A-E.
Cajal.
Cajal.
I've never met Cajal.
He's a really cool guy.
He's one of the nicest people.
He's so sweet.
I think it's that.
He's a legend.
He's awesome.
He's streamer.
Yeah, yeah, really, really nice guy.
British bloke.
Well, he must be good.
All the best things come from British, of course.
And I called out England earlier.
I got to eat my words.
I didn't like that.
Fucking tight losers.
They never donate.
The biggest donation of the day, I think.
The cryptic cert it was after the American War.
He did like $1,000, but OK.
Still.
$37,000.
$37,000?
A total, yeah, a court, like the total.
So look at this, $900k over $100,000 earned in one single overcast day.
Absolutely amazing.
Now we're going to get Mouse on the bike with us.
And Pete, right?
No, no, no.
Mouse is on the bike tomorrow with us all day.
We don't even have three bikes up for us, don't we, Terry?
Well, my bike's getting fixed right now, I think, right?
Hopefully.
Oh, for sure.
Oh, no.
E-Bike.
Why did my bike always break when we're far from civilization?
Well, it could have been in the tunnel.
It could have been a lot worse.
That's true.
We were very lucky out of what it did to be fair, so.
And we had an insane dollar trade.
I have no idea how much that poor guy owes.
I got a guy to go.
Does he also match Cajunal's $7?
No, he's matching all $1 in his jeans, unfortunately.
Unless Cajunal sat there for hours, $1, $1, $1.
He's got more important things to do.
That's crazy, though.
I mean, what an absolutely absurd day, raising
over $120,000 nearly in one day.
It's not the last day.
It's a weird overcast mountainous day on day 13.
And we have two more days.
Two more days of cycling.
I'm not retired.
Not until I see number go up and neurons get activated.
And tomorrow is going to be a beautiful cycle
around Lake Beaver, the largest,
Japan's largest freshwater lake.
I've been looking forward to this day, all cyclothon.
Just like I look forward to Mount Osano.
What are you talking about?
Just like I look forward to Osano's out in day one,
which we definitely saw.
Every day that we've been playing, it's like,
I was like, just get it some on the bookings and you'll be talking about it's all flat down hill number two
There's lots of streams number three. The lake is stunning number four. There's a windmill for no reason
It's already cool area and lots of beautiful shrines
She there is an incredible place. So if we're free for I mean we might be down
I say right be able to hit a mill tomorrow. Oh man
If we go
That's crazy. We might we might be we always usually hit million on the last day always with all
Well, because we're, you know, normally we've done this, there's been a massive gap between
where we were at in the million the last day and then chat goes crazy.
I'm, I'm, what the fuck?
Today is a crazy day.
This was an absolute madness.
7.82 we started at.
Master shout out to all the massive donations.
I'm missing some.
I haven't.
I know.
I know so many.
Sorry guys.
Cryptics were absolutely dick-o-mo today.
He's in financial ruin is my only guess.
I've seen him drink it.
He did say he was hungover.
Well, pizza's on me buddy.
I think we'll pay for the pizza.
We'll pay for the pizza.
You all have to pay for a thing at Hughes.
This is kind of crazy, but so many insanely generous people.
And of course, we just had our largest dollar train.
Okay, also, listen to this.
Keto, who's the one who said that they would match every dollar train.
I counted 474, but it went up so fast that I will round up to account for that.
Chad, you were amazing.
They donated $500.
Special bonus there.
You got to put the...
What's the name here?
Keto
Is not only did you get five hundred you got five hundred other people?
You can go on the board Keto and the boys and well and chat and shit the chat
So chat I mean
Oh, what a beautiful Chinese arriving.
Where's my train?
A train's arriving.
I'll hold you just a second so I can say thank you
to everyone who's been watching.
We have two more days of cyclothon.
It's not over yet.
Although we're getting close.
Yeah, I never wanted to end, though.
I never wanted to end, man.
Team all week.
Team all week.
Why stop at O-Sci-Con?
Let's go to Kagoshima.
A real man gives the whole hop to Kagoshima.
Next time, next time, we'll carry on to Korea.
straight over to Busan. We'll do the Rob style. We'll get on the boat to Korea.
But there's more!
You've got a little bit of fucking freedom, mate.
So K-dral donated to me and he's still streaming.
So K-dral, you've earned yourself a raid, I think.
Absolutely.
Paid raid.
Paid raid.
Paid raid.
I think that's more than fair.
Thank you so much, K-dral.
What a generous thing.
He was watching on stream. What a gift you had.
Thank you so much, K-dral.
Showing support.
It's been a really great mate.
I really do appreciate you supporting everything that we've been doing so thank you
That dinner was the greatest dinner of all time incredible also the most expensive yes
And he also paid for that because he's a giga check
He did and he said yeah, man
Just get whatever you want to drink and I said all of an old-fashioned and then he was his friend was like ah
You might want to check that and I was like
475 pounds for an old-fashioned what the fuck was this place? I said I'll have a nom of beer
So I'll show you that a little bit.
It just so happened to use a McKellen 12.
Oh yeah, let me tell you about this.
So I switched it to a regular.
Cade Roll was there to get your share.
And it was very kind of paid for our dinner.
And he's also paying it forward.
My absolute go.
Thank you so much Cade Roll for donating.
We'll see you guys tomorrow for another day of cycling.
The penultimate day.
Penultimate day chat.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
We're here at 0.
No, we're gonna hit him on the head.
AHHHHHHH!!
I stopped him.
Let's gooooo!
Yeah, man.
I got a laugh.
OK.
I also did it.
All right, bye, guys.
All right, I'll be back.
I'll give you this.
Hey, picture's back.
Yeah, OK, let's get out of here, boys.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
I'm trying to end this sloppy mess.
It is me.