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04-17-2026 · 9h 14m
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Welcome to the penultimate day of Cyclophon 5.
Let's raise some money!
This is a beautiful lake, and a beautiful day to raise some money for charity.
That's right, this is the day, the penultimate day indeed.
And we got masks with those right here, isn't that so much fun?
Hey, what's up, what's up?
I'm trucked, Paul.
I'm sorry.
We're doing this for the normal camera.
Mouse is a little sick right now, boys.
I'm sorry.
But she'll be good.
She'll be thoroughly keeping me company on the boat.
And when Chris takes the bag later too.
That'll be fun.
You can hang out with Mouse.
Yeah.
That's the good bit.
I should lie to you, babe.
The bag was fun yesterday. It kept me entertained.
Wow. It kept me entertained.
What do you think for two weeks when you're just alone on the bike?
You hear things all around the background.
Fair fine.
You gave it back.
Can we get Pete to yell for the hoard?
Ah, they donate money?
$50.
Ah, I'll whisper it.
$50.
Ah, just one.
Well, there's a group of...
Okay.
Holy moly.
For the hoard!
Now, if you want that to be a real one,
let's bump it up, buddy.
Cosmodon.
Well, I'm going to get put on all sunscreens.
What?
What's started?
Yeah, he's just going to put sunscreen on.
All right.
So today, big day already, right?
Big day.
As you can see, like check right here.
Putting in the Indefficiency Foundation.
Now, Connor, you look a little ragged, but by the end of the day, you'll look like a
million bucks.
Yeah, I like that.
I like that.
I like that all night.
Did you wait?
Did you sit there all night just talking to you?
All night thinking a cool line. So like we always have a little soft start and I'm not even gonna stop
I'm just pushing it out there right now today for the first time ever in cyclothon history
I truly believe I truly want I know we desire one million dollars before the final day. Oh my god. That's right
Yeah, I don't know if we can do that. I know we can
I can do it, I believe.
This is the day, man.
I believe, I believe.
Now, the problem is, it's $100,000.
That's a lot. That's a lot of money.
That's a lot of dollars.
Well, I should have done $904 already.
$904 already?
Yeah, $4,000 was donated overnight.
Okay, so I think we can intoday on $2 million.
Okay, wait.
No, no, I'm kidding.
know for now you guys if you don't know the rules it's simple we have a blank
check here and every time someone donates a thousand dollars I'm gonna put
your name or Chris Will or Connor Will whoever will we're gonna add it to this
blank check well thank God we have an example for you we do Brenda Martinez
hoping this helps to reach the goal one thousand dollars Brenda Brenda Martinez
you've already written it has reserved the first slot on the big board
Doffordown and Thunerbuck's Road to a Million. Here's my part of my tax refund. We can do this. I believe
Cryptic Circuit $100 is mouse ready for strawberry magic. What do you think about the game mouse?
Oh Gemma played it
Then it must be interesting. Okay. That's pretty why I chose it. Hey, it's probably a short-ish game, right at least
That's lucky it wasn't that I didn't vote for like
Oh, that's a one strawberry strawberry magic for like the DOS. Oh, okay. I don't know what it is
Actually down so you're putting down the release date in the line
Say no dog $100 anonymous $10 Otterhon $1
Nebsto $10 cosmic rock $50 a John zero trash $100 hello from Kansas
Currently hiding from tornadoes with the stream on you're doing amazing. Let's break one meal today back in gym
25 dollar nation set up until 1 a.m. In the UK today and say hi well
I did my boyfriend is storing his head off next to me with big fans of all of you
20 tornadoes touch down in Kansas really
They knew a million was coming
This this lake is beautiful though look at this
That's on the on the beach, guys.
And just think a dollar that you drop in this lake will start as a ripple,
but it'll turn into a tidal wave. Oh my God.
You're so quick with it today. I'll tell you, I know you're, oh, okay.
I'm dead. I feel you're ready. I feel you're ready for a meal.
You've been, you've been workshopping all of the,
well, the fact that it came to me at this time is proof enough that I,
that I'm locked in. Are you? Oh boy.
Laura $10, Otaku Sanma $25, SJB Dizzle $15, Rachel $10, Daniel.
Oh, day 10, Daniel!
I had to donate just so I can get to $20k overall, also believe in 1 mil.
Oh, baby!
What's this?
You know, even if...
Oh, my God.
Get Daniel down.
We've got more names to write down.
Anonymous, 100-dollar donation.
Grosspornia, we have 25-dollar donation.
Do what little I can to help make that target 1 mil or not your all the goat.
$5,000 from DLM!
$5,000 from DLM, dude!
He has occupied this same spot on the board, almost the entirety of which I do.
Oh my God.
They tend Daniels spot DLM, the bad Vigil.
We're already at 9-12.
9-12.
Mura, thinking about the Ten Dollars Nation.
Clayton, thinking about the Ten Dollars Nation.
Leo, Senpa, 11, thinking about the Three Dollars Nation.
I know I'm thinking of the 10 dollar nation.
I know I'm thinking of the 25 dollar nation.
Lottie, I think of the 25 dollar nation.
Hi boys, did you know the lifetime amount you raised
is close to an amazing 5 million dollars?
Peace Pete, warm, pure cinema story for your knees.
Sorry if you're not sorry, not a story.
Meow meow, I think of the 25.
Rean bank for you, I think of the 30,
I'm not thinking of the 1.
Bragg one, I'm thinking of the 100.
I'm thinking of the 25 dollar nation.
One more lock added today as a tradition for the boys,
the boys, the mouse, and all the warriors that battle PI.
And honestly, the 25, Sarah-Z, Sarah-Z-Rex, $100 donation.
Julian, think of the 10.
Love what you're doing.
Makes me hype for my Japan trip next month.
Blind Buffalo, think of the 25.
We're at 9.13 already.
9.13, Mouse.
9.13.
Look at this.
Let's get a little shot of this beautiful, this ocean air.
That's not the ocean.
Ocean man, taking by the hand.
There you understand.
9.13, Mr. Braun.
9.13.
Yes, Wade.
We're getting a million today.
Oh, hold the phone.
Nathan B.
Nathan B.
Let's go for one meal.
Enjoy Lake Beeware.
1,000 dollar donation from Nathan B.
Just to think of the 10 dollar donation.
Stratson, think of the 100 dollar donation.
Edgar Dobronx, 10 dollar donation.
Cryptic Circuit, got to round it off to a nice,
even number, $1,800 dollar donation.
Oh my God.
Dude, how do you get up last?
I got over five bits.
He raised like eight grand.
Business jolting the five dollar donation.
Friend to think of the 100 dollar donation.
Moe Sneaker, thank you for the $50 donation.
Daisy Chain, thank you for the $10 donation.
Take it with Chris, from Daisy Chain's onwards,
that's where I've gotten to.
Dave, $10.
Can you give me an updated total, Chris?
915,000.
What, 15?
154.
All right.
15!
935, they get on the bike.
We got a lot of crap.
$20, Ricola, $25, Sugar Tipsy, $100, $1,000,
directly to IDFI, my work donation match.
Road to $1 million, get Pete on that bike.
Get a beer on the bike.
Thank you so much.
Candice for $10, Chappy $25,
Cristiano dello, Cristiano dello salami.
Oh, I like that one.
Man up my head.
$25, this is so freaking epic.
Big E, $50.
Sir Fox, where am I looking?
Which camera, that one there?
Sir Fox, $10, Vixenover, $20.
Hixi Mai Mai, $25, you got this guys.
We will take it past one million today.
Let's get it all up, you all.
Iron Oogway, $25, an ultimate day.
Let's go, boys.
Yes.
Man, the $25.
I've watched every day of every Stratocon.
They need it every time.
Here is another.
Good luck, guys.
Thank you, man, as always, for your support.
Oron, $10.
I believe in you all.
Well, it's a thrilling start.
Can we keep this sprint going?
We're at $915,000.
A short, $85.
No, $916,000.
Excuse me.
A short $84,000 away from Cycle Thon History.
Home Arous, $100, let's go.
Right now, $1 million, super colossal, $25.
Pete, the hair's looking good today, man.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Sky Smashify, $5, love you guys.
Go Chris, go Connor, go Mouse, go Pete, yes.
Oh shit, they're coming in front.
For Riffaroll, $25 doing my part, road to a million.
Work, $2, thank you.
Oh, Fobac, $10 watching streams, end to end,
day from day one.
keep being legends or rather leg ends. He says $10. Jure, $25. Thank you, Jure. Caked
$50 to $1 million dollars, boys. Let's go. Quantum Sharticles, $20. That's my favorite
name all day. Colossum Sharticles. Colossum Big Science Pickle, he called that. I love
what you guys are doing. Please take my money, $25. Wesley S, $25. Chris Coddopique, Band
Gang, you are the stones that started the way to learn Japanese and come to Japan.
That's full of sand boys, thank you very much.
Got more than $20.
Timotree, 10, Timotree?
Timotree.
Timotree, Timotree.
$100.
$100.
Let's go $1 million green chat.
My average podge of $1.
I'll get you here.
Come over here, I've got $25.
Good luck to everyone from Scotland.
To the people here, thank you Scotland, thank you.
The girl geek, hot as bass.
She's back.
With $100.
Yeah!
Let's blow past $1 million today, leg ends.
Let's do it.
Absolutely, leg ends.
David, $10.
Petillion, $30.
Wolf, Wolf Knight of our lock, $100.
Payday, day, nation to help with the road to one million.
Thank you guys.
Long of you all, stay strong, live whimsy.
John O. Tash, $10.
Hi, Chris.
Tell part of my day.
Vincent Tash, not Trash.
Emile, $30, what did he say?
Sakuge, $10.
Love from Devon, UK.
Elder Bungus, Elder Bungus.
$3.14 can't give a lot but we do what we can that's my help
thank you John PNX $10 Jenner $5 let's go chat let's donate the
mouse it's yeah heavy petals $5 law $25
guys as well yeah raise so much money over the years simply makes me
inspired Josh let's go $5 time travel penguin $10 let's go
guys we saved our mouse at one million dollars pokey $25 yo mama anonymous
anonymous fifty dollars one dollar dragon my 19 dragon toilet thing ten
dollars this is bike seat ten dollars Julian Greeks in Germany 2 a.m. love you
all thanks so much Julian grand owner $25 soptastic $25 wrote one million
A literary shadow drag of 25 miles, almost to one million track with a new record record.
See it, 25 dollars let's go, all of the cat, 25 dollars wait for one million.
Jafar, you don't see a lad in there dating for such a good cause.
Twenty-five dollars.
And all of us, $15.
Street rat.
Eren Grinn, $10 you got this, $1 million here we come.
Droogie 92, $1,000!
Oh, Drewgie.
One million points.
Thank you, Drewgie.
90 team is away.
Joel, Yal, 222, $10 inspiring stuff.
Keep the tag team going, enjoying the mix of colors,
high energy with Chris Bittingcats.
I mean, I spit all the caps.
$25, they did a plasma today in Canada.
I wanted to say you guys are making waves worldwide.
Thank you very much, love you all.
Thank you very much.
Anonymous 500 US dollars.
Anonymous.
Thank you so much. Seriously, Martin, $10 on my way to steal some sweet rolls, Maureen, $250. Payday, $1 million today.
That's Crimson Cream, $3.5. I've been a long time fan of you, Mouse. I hope you support you and many others.
Jenna, $10. Amanda, Avada Kedavra, $3.5. Stay strong, Kings. The road is long. The seat is evil, but the course is clear.
Yes.
Anishi, $1.
Get well soon, Moussy.
S. Kennington, $25.
Good luck with today's ride.
Waffle Chopper, $1.
You guys have brought me a lot of happiness, Richard Cabello.
More every little bit counts, taking one of them.
Private Mittens, $25.
Digi Destin Robb.
That's gone.
Got it.
But they did it.
It's just money.
Thanks a lot.
That is something we've got, $25.
Thank you, Digi Destin Robb.
I've been a Korean, and a lot of people say,
yeah, let's go and play $5.
So easy, they're going too fast.
I peed in the lake, $1, leave the lake, $1.
Emily, $5, great job, guys.
None of us, $50, Dan Bacchino, $3,
meow, meow, meow, 1 million, meow.
She flees, $25, let's go, panopoxy, $100, almost $1 million.
Will we be seeing any Windray's game play after the psychotheum?
It's Windray.
One S-Trock, cabaslet.
It's Windray.
$100, let's go.
One extra, come back for $100.
Let's go, hell yeah, thank you.
Pancakes, pig, $10.
Let's go, guys.
Let's get in here.
Anonymous, $25.
You got me on the bike again this year,
looking forward to 100, 200, 200, in a few weeks.
Thanks for that.
Elden Todger, $2.
Elden Todger!
Anonymous, $50.
Lilac, really $25.
Isaac Park, $10.
Mia, $5.
Lo, $10.
Mouse was the first person I could relate to.
Having a chronic illness,
Harold and Treadmill gives me hope.
One day, I can walk to the shop on my own as well.
Anonymous, $10.
It's $25 slimy V2 $25 Darrell $100. This is for you guys all you leg ends out there. Leg ends
Who's that this chase
Why is this saying?
You can expand it then actually $25 love from Brazil duck $50 dog
He says done deadly envy $25 good luck on the bikes today left in Switzerland unknown ship of $1 salt Morgan
two dollars Osprey one hundred dollars it's one million dollars today
there's Osprey, that's it, here's Osprey
Angel, Angel and Jordan, ten dollars
they're watching from Navy Scotia Canada
oh dear, we'd love to go there, we'd love to go there
a fat muffin man, two hundred and fifty
US dollars
oh the muffin man
uh, no tailor-based players cat, twenty five dollars
number one tailor-based players cat, twenty five dollars
Paul's breakfast chicken breast, five dollars
The goddamn kite $100 $10 sorry 100 for Connor and when we hit 1 million he owes
me I'll see 100 seaman rolls what Tom Tom do you six six six five dollars
Atenos $10 always happy to support the cause I sniffed the bike sheet $1 can I pet that dog
$10 twitchy wreck $10 you're all heroes let's get that one million today bidet blast bidet
blast $25 heats the living embodiment I'm a badass I'm cool
Sethian 25 dollars you put on average a goblet of fire seal 250 dollars here's to the great cycle
I've been coughing blood all week. Oh god. Do you to my ask me you guys have made my week?
Pakistan 25 dollars made 25 dollars great job guys push a two shoot 50 dollars
Steven 50 dollars my first cycle thought everyone's amazing inspired me and send me others keep up the
good work roses and daisies ten dollars out walking my dog she says but what
what what what what which means let's fucking go cash money twenty five dollars
now she's trying to go to Lin Reigns twenty five dollars air horn
surprise twenty five dollars for the Pete Hitt rust neck on your five dollars
onwards to one million and ninety one three dollars bounce on it Roger style
Quasity five hundred dollars what are we at right now currently I can't scarab
bar then for $10 thank you for what you've done guys Chris's Dingle Bear is $1
T-man $30 sorry I can't give as much this year
Pete's damaged knee $2 she be a sir $1,000 my tax return was bad this year
guess I should donate more thank you
GBA sir GBA sir okay your Blake $16 for another side to come guys thank you
bay bay $10 Jasmine Space $1 thrill gamer $10 love what you're doing keep up the
positive vibes, Alphazar, 90, 10 dollars, day 14 I know, I can't believe it.
Zoe, 1 dollar, 1 million, gazillion dollars for Mousy, Mr Grimmis, 10 dollars on the road
to Jackie Mulan's daughter, thank you for everything you've done to raise this money
for a wonderful cause.
Best of luck, Connor's Evil Twin, 10 dollars.
Here's the thief of the Oxford bestseller, Victoria's Spongebob, the Welsh Rare Bit,
PTD event.
I hope Mousy's ready to bounce something crazy style.
Anime Day is 25 dollars, you guys are killing it as usual, good luck.
the final push. Fine yam. $10, Mousy and Pete are going to fucking fan fest. Ryan, $1000.
Ryan says thank you for inspiring us to contribute. Thank you, Ryan. Thank you to everyone. Chris's
Circus calories, $25, more calories to burn, more dollars to burn eggs. Tiny tears, senpai.
$10, the prankster $10, Dougie Fresh $10, get better MLC, Cali $25, Jay Murph $800, all of us making a series of small efforts to create more impact in the end than one person took you a lot.
That's how real change happens. Absolutely. Paul loves corn, $10. Mr Beast, good job team. Chris your birthday. Chris your birthday is suspiciously close to Hitler.
What does that mean? It's nothing.
It means nothing.
He used to spend $3.
Why did you choose that, then?
Yeah, I choose that, then.
Lara, $1.
Hi, Mousy.
Whispy, Frost, $3.7, $1.
$25.
What a scenic spot.
Let's start the cycle.
To one million and beyond.
A breast in a van.
$10.
Love what you guys are doing.
Uschi, $25.
All of you guys, especially Kama.
Oh, thank you.
No cute inspiration.
Oh, thank you.
What's on the front of the car, though, mate?
A billion dollars.
I got it on the board.
I'm just waiting for it.
I am Boggin Pig.
$50.
Hopey Kins.
Hopey Kins.
Oh my God.
Sorry about that.
I don't know what I'm trying to die of.
$10 for a wonderful penultimate day.
Wonder boy, $125 a month to check if you're alive.
Yeah, you're alive.
Did you die?
$25.
You did die.
See you, Janus.
$25.
Here's your fan fact of the day.
I know what's going on.
It's just broken.
It's just a family.
It's just a family.
It's just a family.
It's just a family.
It's just a family.
It's a family.
I wish you the best, let's reach a million.
Connors 7 star train ride, $25.
Where is it?
Where is it?
Waste of fucking money.
Jordan L, $10.
Thank you for all you do.
You're all incredible.
The mod says $100.
Road to $1 million to Beach Mouse.
Beach Mouse, Beach Beach.
I know.
Crystal Sykes VT, $25.
Have a great ride today, boys.
Road to Iorza at $1.4.
$1.4.
Plum's $100.
$1 million today.
I can feel it down in my plums.
Agent Ryder, $1,000.
Yo!
I can feel it down in my lungs. Agent Rider $1000!
Woah!
Agent Rider?
Agent Rider!
Agent Rider!
Hey Chris, $50. Let's go. Alex, $10.
Da da da da da da da da. High-per-comal.
Coler Confusers Milk with Dilf $1.
Stargazer $1000!
Stargazer!
Let's get to $1 million.
21 for good, it'll be this cat.
Gilda Frontier $69.
Let's get that Milly Boyz.
What are we out of?
$40.
Let's get one million love you guys.
Smooth bike in a day.
Colours last Horcrux.
$10.
I just want to have a lollipop.
$10.
Yo boy Koi, $10.
I'm currently listening to your first book for the first time.
Chris, thank you very much.
Shut up.
Ice.
$10.
Hope this guy helps.
Hope this helps guys.
Keep it up and good luck for the rest of the time.
Hope this guy helps.
Hope you that cat.
Hope this guy helps.
Hope you that cat.
$25.
Despite being a cat, I like nails. Take my mum's money.
Marker McChain, $5, love what you guys do.
After $25, I'm biking like D with today. We'll see you out there.
Thank you so much as well. You're cool.
You mean deficiency patients, guys.
Decay, travesty, $10, shitheads and corn levers rise up.
Laser waffles, $20, pushing it little by little to $1 million.
For the amazing cause you guys are doing, SD MKV, $1,000.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, SD, SD, SD, KV, SD, MKV, SD, MKV.
Thank you so much, thank you guys for all the good you do and let's take one million, thank you SD.
Kevin, greetings from Hawaii, let's get to one million, the coffee's on the ground, let's get to one million, 25 dollars.
Cash Money Swerge $25, Adam $10, Rex Book $25, really bro $10,
She Coulda Sour $25, thank you for the daily inspiration, stay safe boys, feel better, Moussey.
Kira Sakura $10, Regina DeBina $25, greetings from the CMP community, good day, in its sunshine.
Sunshine baby!
Audra C, my mother has C-Diff which is C-Vid adjacent, thank you Connor and company for supporting the fight against this heinous condition $40, thank you Audra.
Hurricane Barker $10. As a recent fathered twins I can't donate much this year, but doing what I can towards this incredible cause you guys are amazing.
Thank you, best of luck with your twins man.
Himanshu $2, gonna be donating plasma for the first time in graduating as well. Good luck you guys, I'm almost there.
I am Alferius $10. Haru and Toast $25. Love you guys, please don't get cancelled.
I don't think Gaddafi's as much debate to me had, if he was good or bad.
Hadouin takes $35 again, thank you very much.
It really is Null Taylor-based player, $25, $1 million, let's go boys.
Joshi Jarton, $5, another on behalf of my beautiful wife, to be Alisa Gong.
Congratulations guys.
Kate Breton is Pete Knaves-Gosher, $40T from Kate Breton.
Number six, $25.
Million, 9.30.
Oh my goodness.
So 9.30, so we're looking at a million dollars.
Hey, boys, love what you just made.
Maybe, if it's possible.
No, it is possible.
Love you almost.
Just want to say hello from North Dakota, $25.
Tiny TSM ties back.
Instead of putting my money to more Hong Kong style rail
pulls, I'll put it towards a good pour.
Let's get to one million.
Smart man.
Anonymous, $25.
Just a cat, $50.
GSC Europe, $30.
Good job, boys.
and I still better see in chocolate's incoming.
Pibbles, $25, got to pump it up, up, up.
AV Wavy, $1.
The snoodles, $100?
The things are pretty damn.
Snoodle, Trump, people want me to do it.
It's like, the snoodles, $100.
Have a great cycle.
Good job, everyone.
Thank you, snoodles.
Connor Milt, $10.
What an amazing cause.
My mom lives with immunity suppression.
You can't imagine the impact on the quality of life.
Keep giving everyone, thank you very much.
Casey, 10 dollars, Jean Paul Sarp, 5 dollars, Adrian Woo, 25 dollars, another fantastic
cyclothon with great guests working towards a great cause, keep up the hard work guys.
Gloria64, want 10 dollars, finally have a chance to donate this amazing campaign, thank
you.
You're boring uncle, 1000 dollars!
There it is!
Oh my god!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
The boring uncle!
You're boring!
Uncle!
You're boring!
Uncle!
You're not boring.
You're not boring.
Anonymous, $25.
Anonymous. Two anonymous is back to back.
$25. Hell yeah, $10.
Anonymous, $36.50.
Certain inbound, $1.
Rotten pecan, $25.
GX Blaster, $5.
Iron Mouse, a secret toddler, $10.
Giavello.
Giavello, $10.
Well, it's not so secret anymore.
Been watching both of you guys since 2012.
inspiration I'm finally in a good place to donate so this helps thank you Alex I
just started Factorio Factorio Colin never come to this game we'll never see
you again service $50 anonymous $10 thank you guys from South Africa
Conor's backshots $1 scatter shot $5
Luis $25 Merge inside Darby tomorrow up at the top. We're about to hit it
$10 let's get it boys energy journey paralysis Stephen $25 wrote 1 million big thanks to the boys and staff and all the donations
Tetravolt $25, rode to $1 million, May the Emperor protect, bless you all on this journey.
Anonymous $100, Hinkapink $25, love watching your stuff, keep it up guys.
Experiment 282, $25, we reached $950 by lunch, I will add Connor,
Mouse, Chris and Pete to Tomodachi like.
Dark Starsh, $25, a slice of fried gold, $25, rode to $1 million, let's do it guys.
fingemius $4.0.exe $1 any fun field trips on the road to Osaka today
well we're getting a kill thought of that actually and there will be some cool stuff on the way
anonymous $2 anonymous $25 a rack manna $25 wish I could donate more this year
but things are rough all the very best guys all the best
bismuth gerbil $25 one billion let's go all be one $5 laski $25 George $100
Thank you to the team's hard work every year guys idol or talk you $100. Sorry. I'm late lads
Captain Rolfie $100 again. Good day everyone. It's been well be much of the last three cyclathons. It's amazing
What are you fucking guys are doing? Can I get oil oil oil from everyone? He's one million
Amy $10. I love what you guys are doing
And I do this for my brother for his birthday again for the second year in a row. Thank you
Thank you, brother anonymous $1 sorry for the $1 donation
This is what you that made the right one there
It's giving out whatever you can worry about
There's a heart without I sense Joey
Eva K $25 I mean that
Ellen Glabe Trotter
$100 you fucking leggings
Doing an amazing job on a mouse in their friends, but also the community is so beautiful anonymous ten dollars cycling for justice ten dollars
Great job 25 dollars. Thank you being our heroes much love from South Victoria
Auntie 25 dollars. Hey, mom and dad suffering thesis writer
$100 hello gang. Love you all every donation counts can't wait for the champagne shower finally caught this life
EU sleepy gang amorite
Crypto twenty five dollars. Love what you guys did me my girlfriend sending love from the Bay area in California
Kua Bada and YouScare $100. Thanks so much for that. I like Mint $100. Love you guys.
Thank you so much. Love you guys. Rage 1 million. Wikipedia is $10. Thank you all and donate
plasma. Loch Ness Monster $3.50. I'll give you $350 just this once. Drevix $25. Huge
fan of you guys at Conor Mouse Peek. I'm a huge fan of Conor Mouse Peek, Chris's Carves.
You all an inspiration, keep the good work. M-Preg, enjoy it. $50. Anonymous $200. Cajun,
$5. Let's go. Cape Horn, $5. Let's go get one million guys. The Big T. The Big T.
I just dropped 931, then 932 now.
Sorry, I can't give as much as I've asked you about. I'll be saving up for the next cycle.
Hey, hey, hey, every man helps.
P.S. Chris can't wait for the audio, but thank you for coming soon.
Jazz Riddle, $10. Let's go, boys. We've been watching Star...
It's been watching since day one. Love you all, boys.
So proud. Fucking Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
Doolan Who? $1,000.
Oh, whoa!
Yeah, I'm on the board.
Who's that? Who's that?
God damn!
Let's get it!
You remembered it?
I got it, I got it, I got it.
pocket toast thank you $100 Mike 25 25 in the name of
Pogos tracks Victoria's or Morris Lily $10 Maximex $25 hi guys I had my
road bike inside on a train so I can watch the side that's cool
Mark safe from Kansas tornadoes $25 works since August and it's probably
my last donation but incredibly proud of you let's get a one million
I'm so lucky to find a new job, dude.
Chillotech's $25.
Greenstone, Germany.
Thank you, guys.
It's been great work.
I'm showing us the beautiful country of the camp.
Luma $10.
Prissy's second book, $10.
Colors, Cake Fan Club $10.
That's a big thank you.
$20.
JXC $25.
Keep haggling.
Let's get to a million.
Charlie loves Mike.
$25.
Let's go, boys.
We've got this big laugh from Charlie and Mike.
Boggy the gobbie, $25.
And someone finally can finally do it this year.
I love you guys to do this chat, keep up the good work.
Don't forget your sunscreen, $10, Carolyn, $10.
Oh, no, Coho, $100.
Okay.
$150.
Just got my haircut for the first time in a decade.
I'm gonna donate here.
Oh, wow.
That's awesome.
It's always a good day to do more good.
True.
Here's another $15 to your course.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Absolutely.
Infectious.
Infectious.
Buy $10.
Infectious, buy $10.
Finally catching this live, all I can donate.
Every bit helps right mr. Haggerty five dollars. Thank you for doing all the good work guys safe ride clean skies
Lad bean twenty five dollars tiny tears then five back again
With a ten dollar donation I took my husband's card to make another donation enjoy this
Lucius five hundred five dollars
Stay safe boys. Hope the house got better.
Neutron Pulse, $100. Love the car. Love the cars.
Love the mouse and the monkey. And on this $10.
How much do we have to raise for Connor to perform the Hoedown
Throwdown Song and Dance?
I don't remember.
No way I'll see Raptor for $25. My fifth day of nation.
No kids need surgery this year so I can give more.
Oh wow.
Bird, $10. Finally able to swing it over to you guys.
$104.
I knew it. I used this preemptively.
$4-2, $25. Take everything you do.
Oh, okay.
Gagador, $25.
Also safe from Kansas tornadoes tonight, God.
Oh.
That's right.
Huntucket, $10 plus Ultra.
Iron Mum, $10.
Mousy, you better not make that fancy boy Connie make you, make you any more stuff, buy you
any more stuff.
Yes.
Liana, $100.
I'll buy it.
Woohoo.
My wife's boyfriend, $1.
Connorsie, $10.
Connorsie, $10.
Congress is being $25.
Michelle, $50.
Darragh, $40.
Darryl 40 dollars is not one for those who can't donate, you're all legans.
3 tandem drips, 5 dollars, and watching Psycho Dome 2 love you guys doing great work.
Pete's son, 2 dollars 50, when are you coming home daddy?
It's already taking my money.
When are you coming home daddy?
I'll be home soon sir, after the fan fest.
Oh shit.
You only gave 2 dollars and 50 cents?
Sorry, I'll touch you to be a subscriber.
From a little 80 and 10 dollars it's crazy to me how I was doing high school during Psycho Dome 3.
Now, I'm not.
A.B. Rosal's my wife, $10.
Can someone please put a mic on the telephone to tighten?
MikaZuki the Hunter VT, $100.
I hope Sunday Mouse can review the monk she inspired me to have made.
Tony, $10. Trill, you're on from Sagami. Keep up the good work.
Wheezymatic, $1,000.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I didn't know it was worth it.
Wheezymatic, got it?
Wheezymatic for the $1.
You know, one dollar. Thank you, easy magic.
Absolute legend. Quantum, quantum charticles, ten dollars.
Please, please say hello to my wife, Sandy.
Hey, baby. What's up?
Look at this beach. This could have been us, but thanks for donating.
The girl keeps five hundred dollars, donating them a half of the silly sods
who can't miss the best music ever.
Sea monkey, twenty-five dollars.
Day fourteen, it's time to fly to one million.
Axis Shepherd, one hundred dollars.
Chibi sandwich, $25, amazing work boys.
Keep it up.
Damon, $25, got my merch here today.
Next time to watch, oh, I moved more bread.
Stazza B92, $10, much love to mouse monkey.
Put me in two, Mr. Farfowl and the Van Gang,
one million today.
Kirby LA, $50, you guys inspire me.
Keep up the great work.
Choco Cat and Pom Pom Pudding, $10, let's go.
The Chris, $25.
Love the content of the course.
Keep that boys.
Love from EU gang.
Martin Payne, $10, get well soon, Queen.
anonymous ten dollars thank you for the good work guys
Xavier twenty five dollars wall out for the boys
Pete's
I'm not only the second word five dollars
uh... so Sean
one hundred dollars it was something about
back side
uh... you woo I'm a kitty cat meow ten dollars
but I have a secret word
yeah
leo the destroyer three hundred fifty dollars I've been here every year and
try to give more time love what you guys are doing thank you
Leo laser destroyer.
Mummy knows breast, $5.
It's back.
Thanks, guys.
Alexa N64, $10, there's a 1K donor overnight
under the name of Alti1.
Alti1.
Excuse me, while I was sleeping,
I just completely Alti got it.
Thank you, Alti1.
Thank you.
You're on stream as well.
Lindsay, $25, please take my birthday money.
Raging hemorrhoids, $1.
Seven-fine nation this year.
Good luck, guys.
Wild Cuckoo, $100.
Crazy to raise $30K in 40 minutes.
Keep up the work, guys.
Let's fucking go.
A4 fix, $100, Pink Lizard $10, sorry it's not more,
my car just exploded, Amanda Hug and Kiss $1,
Phobat $60, 201, $180, contributed over $1,000.
I'm number 181 now, if I could do math.
Legend, thank you so much.
That's awesome.
Honestly, thank you.
Thank you, Smalls $25.
Thank you for everything guys,
much hugs and a little bit more money.
From Smalls to you.
Captain Macmillan, $100.
Just say this in your best special ops voice.
Captain Macmillan, I'm gonna get out of here.
What?
Do you remember the Corallus effect?
I was at six.
That means something big happened.
The ground has quaked.
An honest one dollar.
Mega the dog.
$340.
$10.
Get those legs out of there.
What?
$10 at toss.
$25.
My kid loves you all.
Want to put this allowance towards the great cause.
Oh, very kind.
JoJo, $100.
You used to catch up.
talking $25 greetings from Finland.
Aracheli $1,000.
Aracheli, yeah, on the board.
Aracheli.
That's a repeat offender.
That's a repeat offender of Big Donation.
Thank you, Aracheli.
I misspelled it, but that doesn't mean I don't love it.
I can't do this show.
Hurry up, Chris.
There's too many donations.
You've got to keep going.
Right, $10.
Love you guys.
Conor Gas Gas brought tears to my eyes for joy.
Fikundo, $2.
Joey the baby Kangaroo, $1.
Nimrick, $100.
Main gauge here, $25, anonymous $10.
Chris deserves a spectacular meal today.
Yes, I definitely do.
Space Nutshows, $1,000.
Space Nutshows, hey.
My wife and I watch from start to finish every year.
Thank you so much for all you do.
Love to you guys, the Space Nuts.
One for two.
Rereauston.
What?
Rereaustonness, $100.
Thank you guys, we finally have time to drop off.
Drop by on the road.
Oh, man.
Yeah!
Don't see Reagan, $250.
What a world, what is going to happen?
Get that million.
Ninja Man, $25, final stretch legendary every year.
Legendary.
Pepsi, $1,000, $69.
Oh my God.
Pepsi, I got it, got it, got it, got it.
Designed up, $25, good morning.
Pepsi.
Captain Doughboy, $250.
The cover can see Chris will read anything
on the telephone for $10.
Warmest, $100, Tuesday entertainment every year,
boys, love from New Zealand, enormous, $25.
Chris and Connor, bath time enjoy, $15.
Seymour Butts $5, Indigo Red $1, Lackland $2,000 from Lackland.
Whoa!
It's the money I saved up for my house, but Pete convinced me.
Thank you, Lackland.
Thank you, Lackland.
Gin, $10, anonymous, $25, Tokrish.
And Jerry, it's their fault that there is a fruit spread
from Serbia called Dr. Jelly.
That's kind of cool.
The Dollar Train's game.
Man for four.
Hotty-Hotty bag of Tacos, anonymous $5.
It's not much by now, it will help.
Where's $25?
Love seeing all the beautiful scenery.
Enormous $20.
That $25.
Longest $25.
Hungry Lake Beaver Shark, $25.
I want people to see me.
Viewers want to see Pete.
Take a few steps into the water.
Orisa, $1.
Shout out to my girlfriend, Paige.
Love from the Philippines, Mystic of Eris.
$50, been here today for every cyclathon.
Keep up the good work, lads.
Thank you.
Pocket, $10.
You got this boys, thank you for keeping me company
for my chronic pain.
Harpy, $10.
Orion's, West, $25.
Wanting to give a blessing because I've been blessed
for my best friend to have a second chance
of a good life.
Oh, Claire, $50.
Undergeared, $1,000.
Wolf-chair, get it now.
Come on, get it now.
Undergeared, got it.
Anonymous, $100.
Road and Race at $25.
We haven't hit it yet,
but you all look like a million bucks already.
Remember, it's not if, but when?
That's right.
Ascendingry, $5.
I love you guys, Raven minded $100 for the IDF finder mouse defense force, LOLJ45, $10
Well Seymour, you're an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good hand, crisp with
his hips, like bike hand, it's $2, shit ABJ, $25, Arthur Vaugh, $10, Shaquillo, $50, Pete
can read this Tevoya has a picadillo, Tevoya's a picadillo, got you, I got you, R-E-A-G,
$1.00, Mr. Right, $25.
They convinced me that.
You can see the rolls from out here.
Anonymous, let's get $2 million, $25.
Evening Contemplation, $50.
Go Habs, go $10.
Buffa Chick-a-G had $40.
Serger, $22, $25.
Better use him instead of buying CS cases.
True.
You have about $25.
Hail to the King of Kaby.
$9.45.
Tristan Daniel, $1.00, cycling your way to a cure.
Slushy, $1,000.
Slushy, baby, let me see it.
One down, so nice to watch the PsychoCon every year, guys. Thank you for being such an inspiration for helping others, uh, absolute legends.
Uh, Strigi, $25, absolute chaps, guys. I'm Mouse Enjoyer, $2. Nettie, $25, cheering you on from CureTour, Sweet Ice, $10.
He can you give out a shout out to Jude, he is from Kansas, much love.
Mate, from Kansas, Jude, I love you. Go grab your computer when it's back online and donate some money, Jude!
Joshua, $5, we've been having, uh, buying the merch for the past three PsychoCons.
I wanted to properly donate this time around.
Thank you.
Keep it going, yeah.
$10, looking sharp today, Chris.
Thank you.
Empty wig, $25.
The cyclophone ends my birthday.
So I expect you to give gifts.
All three of my donations back to me.
All the best to you, Steve.
Becker gave $5, Lotton's Months of $3,
Asset Wolf $10.
Ah, it's going too fast.
Mike's.
947.
Mike, this is going too fast.
Jesus Christ.
947.
You guys are an inspiration.
I'm going to go ahead and manifest this.
Let's get to one million before cycling. Be nice to mouse. Ten dollars.
Be nice to mouse. I'm always nice to mouse.
I'm going to put 9.50 on there.
Ganondorf bath water. 25 dollars. Much love. Zero hour. 10 dollars.
Tomatoes sunshine. 25 dollars.
My trans homies are cool. 10 dollars.
Affi five dollars. Chris the Christoffer. 25 dollars.
I love these views. Show me the water. Is it cold?
I can touch the water.
chain-busting car, $1.69.
Hope the Van Gang has spare bike chains ready.
For you.
For the best.
Lem left $5.00.
Anonymous, $1.00, $1.00.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
The boys are inspiring.
And something that brings me joy.
You have the great way to go.
I put anonymous down earlier, because collectively,
they're up at a Nana Moose.
Nana Moose?
Up at a Nana Moose.
An anonymous.
$125.00.
Shout out to my boy, Skimmy Bevel.
Skimmy Bevel.
Joey's fucking hammock, $25.00.
Moon, $10, Ko-Haku, $100 for the Iron Mouse.
Defense Force, $1.4 million, let's go.
Yamashiro, $4.21, Dollar Train,
Riyomara, $10, Greenstone, Jeremy,
good luck on the final stretch.
Advisor, $25, Mokag's, $1, Outkeep, $10.
Joey's fucking hair, McSalesman, $25, $5 again, mate.
Short, $5, I think you missed one pay-don't-know,
five minutes to go.
Probably did, too slow, even on going the speed of sound.
Well, if somebody can, can your mods find it?
Yeah, we've got to find it.
And tell Pete.
That's fine.
Sorry if I missed it though.
Dude, my first.
DJ.
Very good.
A in $27, this is from Choco Cat.
My go.
From Choco Cat.
From a popular terminal.
From a popular terminal.
If you want to try and bring it out.
Inside the speed of thought.
In what world?
Loot Peek, $1, another is $2.
Luxidipro fame, $10, Puppet Master, $25.
Let's go Valek197, $5, $5, $5.
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now.
Right in the bar, $4 to $1, squeak, squeak, squeak.
Ragey, $40, Ragey, $40, ah.
At least $9.50.
You saw a feature board.
Yeah, it is great.
We can do some training around the beach.
I'll go dip mouset.
I'll say, minimum, I'll get back from the show.
Maybe right, $25.
the penultimate day of the fun keep doing awesome things guys keep going
hoody-by-doodie $1,000 he's back whoa to one million for mouse and the idea if
can you spell that yeah I miss bad duty I always misspelled anyway but they're
regular so this is just another butchering Po Moon $10 you guys rock
this Lauren Renee $25 Narwhal Sea Raptor $25
One million and I'm asking, it's throwing the sick.
It does say nine five six of mine.
Nine five six?
Acolyte, four dollars, setting up my appointment tonight.
Plasma Anonymous, ten dollars.
Fourteen beers at Chili's, twenty-five dollars.
Kuyokor, yuki, twenty-five dollars.
Gladly impart this amazing experience.
Ha ha harunor, five hundred dollars.
You've all inspired me to keep going no matter what.
Could you please read fucking fast?
I'm trying to keep up.
This doesn't help me be faster. What do you do? Is this why your book took a year brown break fuck 50 dollars wish
I've had this years again. Good work everyone Striculous
Sick always to Structilus Structilious Structilious
Oh my god!
Somebody, it's strict on the thing!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
You're not having a nice time, are you?
you're an inspiration guys DLM $1,000 he's down Choco Cat yeah let's talk
you more Choco Cat I've got a special mission 960
two-pick going guys $2 Shimbeth $10 Andrew the Saiyan $10 Anonymous $25
Otahakai $10 G-man $25 Wrigley toes $3 Yam Gear $5
Horace, player $25. Extraordinary Dom, $3 for Mouse, my favourite opera singer from
one to another. Blind Buffalo, $25 for Community's Awesome, onwards to a million. Jonas Bezgard,
$10 Big Ups for you, Chris and Paul for inspiring me to perceive video production. What did Pete
inspired to do. Take a hold of this. $25 helping make the world a bit better place. Stormy
$25. Another awesome mickey that I stock hard $14, $200. $200. Thank you for all the hard
work. This is a great cause. Rosa $25. Another $25. Mahusa $25. Otterhoms $1. So Chris could
buy lozens for all these donations. I can already feel my voice. This is madness. This
is madness. Dear Kitty Mary $10. The Daffy's Ghost $25. Back with the bang.
Time to buy a push of bloop. Have a great cycle today.
On the back of the book. Anonymous, $25.
Some people are donating to the wrong link.
Might be worth changing the panels.
The panel says to donate.
Sean Brandt, $25.
Acid Wolf, $10.
James, $25.
Love you guys, thank you for everything you do.
And Mouse, of course.
Can't donate much today.
$1 M Crafter.
Painter, $500.
Jesus, keep it up.
Thank You Painter, Anonymous, $25, the legend of Chris's Carves broke my bike chain, Maple
Bee $25, would you rather have a nosebleed for two minutes randomly every day or eliminate
all cinnamon rolls and no more mousy packs?
Second one, Eli Pump Cannelly $10, please donate because it feels great, $25.
You guys feel great.
You guys are amazing, me and my partner have been watching every year, Lily Pad $5, Chris's
Turbine Carves $5.
Okay, we got there so the current $958,000 an
Unconsciousable nearly $60,000 before you lads even get on the bike
Invoke a $25 put in my support a sketchy skips one dollar
wasn't arrived one dollar and almost $25 yeah I might might as well get some
workout said this is okay is that 60 can swim to the end of the deal
I'll swim like that I can swim it is that 60k in 60 minutes that's 60k in 60
minutes boys no tonight five dollars 25 dollars I'm broke but I'll go into debt
for this cause let's fucking go should say 25 dollars giga map your three
dollars bats Mary can beat up cinnamon roll $10 weaves are superior $100
corner is playing more Final Fantasy 14 well there's a condition on that see
better each ice cold $25 let's go let's get a million boys big EJ 72 I don't
know how Chris's cycle shirt still in one piece 50 years I good quality
Where's a deck in ten dollars fry gal five hundred forty dollars? I won she says I won a thousand dollars eating
McDonald's
Monopoly I want a thousand dollars eating dollars and Ell's me a pork have half of it you monsters
Oh, what a legend. I don't know about this eating
I'm on the miss five dollars
This big donations coming through
Malina $1, very proud to be a part of Herribee, $10, Jesse $25, Sideways $25, Christopher
$20,000.
Yes.
Deficit dark, feel it.
Alley Cat, P $10.
Alley Cat.
You're an actress and $100.
I like Mint $100.
I'm dating on behalf of a dear friend with chronic illness named Elf.
You all are here.
Absolutely.
Legends, big thanks as well.
Thank you, Mint.
Cool.
For the cinematic views.
It's Big Hank, $100, a cycling is great as always, but this may be Pete's Magnum Opus,
incredible job.
Oh, thanks man.
Mr. Todger's Neighborhood, $100.
Great follow-up.
What's the get?
Freerunlover, $32, $32, 2 Tom, $1.67.
That's you.
Or he would work, $100.
Excuse me, I think we have an update to the big board.
Amy Complainey, $15.
One of the full scraps.
$5.00.
$100?
Uh, excuse me, I think we have an update to the big board.
Amy can play me $15.
What are we at?
Full scrap, $5.
No, we're not.
Doing my little part for this amazing cause, all for $10.
Linus Tech Tips, $1,500.
Way!
No way.
Linus Tech Tips.
Oh, okay.
This is no hassle, man.
Oh, it's it.
Linus Tech Tips.
It could be, I don't know.
That's crazy.
I mean, can you give me your 10 tips?
$1,500?
$1,500?
It could be, I don't know.
Could be Linus Tech Tips.
Thank you.
Thank you.
$50.
That's incredible.
I don't know.
I don't assume it's just liars.
We'll take it.
That's it.
Big dono.
Thank you.
$960.
Oh, my shiny Ditto rules.
$100.
Let's get to a million.
Johnny Peek's the one.
$25.
I call it Chris Peek Mouse.
It's amazing how much money is needed to raise for the IDF and the mouse.
Oh, shit.
Family chicken, $25.
The other one is $30.
What he's doing is just...
That is the answer.
Antigua, $10.
$10. I hope this is the right idea. $25. It feels amazing to give my monkey to a great
choice. Eric $25. DLM $1,500. DLM.
He's back.
Put them on the board of Bright, 900.
That's a good cat in there.
Do you want me to add a new name?
He says put Simmerall on there as well.
No, don't put Simmerall.
Put Simmerall. Emmy $8.
That's what you guys did.
Oh, Capy's hand.
Chris is slowly moving.
$50. Peter, you inspire me. Trust.
Anonymous $10.
9 maples, 10 dollars, Saddam's high on place, 5 dollars,
Bones Malay in 25 dollars, Rage a Million, Ed Tis 10 dollars, finally decided to do that.
I think you can, just who am I?
I'll throw him in.
I wanna go and fuck, I'll fucking train myself in.
We both throw ourselves in for a minute.
Yeah, that's mine, that's what you're saying?
I'm really hot now, I'm glad we...
Alright, you heard him, I'll rush for you.
One million, so if we just rush 40,000...
We've got towels. We've got towels. We've got to run in the water for the other day.
And I'm going to go and do...
I've had more to put.
No, it's not.
I can go in and hold you.
Oh, on the phone, yeah. That's a good point. You can do it on the phone.
Oh, on the phone, yeah.
Okay, we've got more to try.
An extra. I'm replacing that one.
I'll have in the wig. $10. Silly boy.
Wig crashes out and becomes chipmunk.
Regina, the beat is $100.
Try again. You fucking leg ends. Love you.
Dangerous. $100.
$100 all of your inspiration assets more $50 bigger number for you to say the name
Kiran on stream Kiran Kiran Kiran
Say no
$10 bit of preemptive spending here before my Japan trip next week thank you boys
for working towards making the world a better place anonymous $50 jazz 1994
hello boys good luck on these last two days we get a shout out for all the one
dollar donations shout out all the one dollar one dollar represent holding up
Anonymous, $25, Anonymous, $25, Pixie wealth, $25, 1 million bones, $250, we're gonna hit
that 1 million today, sugary requiem, $100, warriors of light, let's get 1.4 million,
get on the Final Fantasy thing, that would be great.
Nonsense, cool, right, $5, can't wait to read your book Chris, love the first one, thank
you, Stitch, $25, Get Well Soon, Moussy, Cadence, $5, $5, $5, $5, $5, $5, $5, $5, $5, $5, $5, $5,
$50 from Cadence, Mark at $25.
Cadence says, keep up the good work, boys,
and the Van Gang.
Let's make it to 1.5 today.
Guys, we can do it.
Let's see if I can.
Mark, thank you for the amazing work of Stream.
You are a five-month baby's first ever watch stream.
Oh, oh.
Farting banana.
$5.
What do you laugh at this?
Potato swagger, $10, let's go.
Anonymous, $10.
Shoot all $5.
Get that, boys, near $10.
Dodditch, $10.
lovely dedication boys, big ups, Mifu tail, ten dollars, how much to throw Pete in the
water instead? He's a moderator, you can't do that, can't even ban the guy.
Quit pooping, go on discord, fifty dollars, Nox Mido, Melodia, and shing you on Puerto
Rico, Bucks and the Barts, ten dollars, Jess, ten dollars, Agnes, insomnia with Nelson
the boys, let's go. Duff, rottenness, twenty five dollars, he's a sharper man, he's getting
all the BGS people.
I'm off the stand with a check.
You could slowly walk us to the pier.
Yeah.
It's been extremely dangerous.
One million dollars before we could even start cycling today.
Let's make it happen.
Into the water.
$35.
Where's all?
$10.
That's good.
Get your man, daughter.
Rating, uh, routing from Tokyo.
Caramello dog, $25.
Love from Brazil.
Thanks for the hard work, guys.
Apes together.
Strong.
Fucking strong.
$25 let's go boys for the mouse and all like that
Seville of Mock five dollars
Spacey $25 never doubt the good people to deal with their thoughts and minds are in it together. Oh, yeah
Here's to a million and beyond
Rick over croc $25 Darra zero zero six one thousand dollars
Good luck today boys you've got this. Thank you Darra. Thank you Darra
absolutely bloody legend. Dara W6. There we go. One million before lunch, 25 dollars.
Anonymous 25 dollars, Pulse number one Vodwatcher 25 dollars. AJ Primate for 10 dollars for
a great draw. That's great. Pancake Party 10, oh 10 dollars. Lucent Lights 25 dollars,
Project Bronze 10 dollars. Best luck to be after my last couple of donations but it's
good to be giving you a good thought. Thank you.
Miles, $100. Inspiring work over the years guys, love you Mousie.
Aero Splice, $100. Dotted Wolf, $100. Bogalicious, $25. Thank you for simply being amazing.
I hope you feel better Mousie. King Fishy 492, $100 for the love of New Zealand, you guys can do this.
Anonymous, $100. Bizarro, $100. Misty itchy merkin, I'm intimidated by all the fish,
30 Euler Day days.
No.
And if I don't, it's more impugnial, right?
No, that's just my target.
No.
Ha ha ha.
Go and look gay, bitch.
Tell us.
A humble sum.
They're not insignificant in quantity.
I know you all get this a lot, but you're inspiring.
You're incredible.
Ace, three, four, nine, three, six, five.
One dollar, all repeats.
The Misfits line, 25 dollars.
Trotter, mouse, Pete and Chris.
Thank you for all you've done guys.
Lovely ball.
Timbar, ten dollars, greetings from Germany. As, as Rakan, twenty five dollars, like one
bonus. Ben's Bussy, one dollar, love you all. Ben's Bussy. Bussy. Ben's Bussy. I got you. Ben's
fucking Bussy. Okay. That's what you said. Ficky Patefus. He's gone dark one. $100. Rockway,
one dollar. Diamond, twenty five dollars, thank you to all for everything you've done. Barb's
corner $10 thank you mousy and everyone $1 million hate malcabian $25 love you guys
you guys are awesome Paul please say hi to chat hi chat you're all legends or
legends memory $10 some money left over after shopping and paying the mortgage
legend 136 master near $1 loose critic $25 his mother 25 repeat to get yeeted
into the blue bit.
None of us $7.67.
None of us $5.00, Randy $5.00.
Dave $14.00, Mike $1 million here.
Here we come, fucking you.
Dobby the Real Elf, $10.00.
Elythian $100.00.
I'm not gonna test that at water temperature.
I'm scared to test.
I've got this.
It's warm.
It's warm?
Roger, Roger.
Road to $1 million, $10.00.
Internet Explorer, $1.00.
Can't wait for the cycle form.
I'm gonna put this in my feed.
Chris is glistening thighs. $50. Thank you very much. Oh God. That's a lot.
$10. Love you guys. Take care. Crimsy fizzy. $30. Way to go.
Area null. $25. Anonymous. Yep. $1,000. They're there for you.
I'm on a mouse. Do more things. Put a star or something. Okay. I'll put some stars back. Put a star.
From all the leggings. $10. Oh my anus. Oh my anus. Oh my anus.
I'm a beautiful human, instead of class of an anonymous $25.
We're in the 90s.
No, we're not. I'm at 966.
I just checked.
My friends and I are watching a review all up from Jackgang,
from America, Britain, Canada, and London, in Scotland, Singapore.
Anonymous $80. Travel with Flickster, $50.
Knox Melodia, $25.
One more, cheering you on from Puerto Rico.
The Bad Beagle, $1,000.
Why did I even erase?
He's a bad man!
Vito Val, $25.
100K in 100 minutes, let's get him for the IDF.
I'm freaking believable.
Don't miss $5.
Potato Mage, $40.
The news has been abysmal.
The Cyclophonics lights in the world they all need right now.
100% agree.
Levi-Thom, $25.
Generation 95.
The Cyclophonics lights in the world they all need right now.
100% agree. Levi-Thom, $25.
Generation 95.
iteration 95
Ten dollars her agrar her old Garret five dollars he's undeniable or a ten dollars
It's charity community the cycles on truly inspires me in a world that could be challenging
Ashing twenty five dollars wrote one million anonymous five dollars to real kill ten dollars, please can you get
Paul's dope hat five dollars Betty Boy two dollars ring one five nine one hundred dollars
$4,000 from Tyler S. Can't wait to see Iron Mouse at Fan Fest.
Hey! That's Tyler S.
Tyler, I got it! I got it!
Holy shit!
$4,000?
Tyler S.
I've not been around much, but I'd like to know if he'll be an auction this year.
Sorry.
I'll be a chill auction.
Big one.
With love for my son, you guys are amazing.
Falmore, $50.
Oh, fine.
K9, crypto $10.
Chris is 12-inch.
But it's real.
Buy them at $5.
Private mittens, $35.
Have a wacky million weekend.
Yeah, we're getting close now.
$9.73.
$1.00.
None of us, $10.
The million's in sight.
Oh, my God.
Newbie, $10.
I like you, Chris.
First time donating, and I'm glad to be helping out.
That's a good...
Look at that.
You've inspired after all these years.
You still got something in the tank.
Yeah.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna drift off into the sea.
No, no, we'll die around here.
It's the fucking River Styx for you, asshole.
No, no, you're paying the price.
Uh, what the heck's, let's just go.
Put one million before you start auto-hop.
That's good.
Let's just go.
Fifty dollars.
She's got about $37,000 already.
How are you doing?
High-peak, five dollars.
Yes, sir.
Look at me do.
Do you want me to take my shirt off and spin around?
You can't handle the pineapple pizza one bit.
There.
I've caught a Rizop chat in Spanish.
Uh, me good.
Tiennes S. Guapos.
Okay.
Me gusta que donates.
$25.
Dingero.
Dingero.
Blurred one number.
Dingero.
Blurred one number.
$200.
Yeah?
Dropping the second half of my donut budget just in case I can't make it tomorrow.
Good luck boys and bang game.
My slush from here, Jeremy.
Thank you.
Hell, alien, $25.
That's case of my two favorite loads.
And Pete.
Darude Sandstorm.
Darude Sandstorms, you know.
What's that?
is the center of the world one dollar I'm playing the Ben Bussey cliff at my
wedding Christopher C $10 level you guys are doing anonymous $105 25 generic
everyday new $25 quick for the Tottenham Avail another set you think
you're fucking Harry $10 mobiles $975 thinking of your hard work everyone 25
K away 25 thousand dollars and we reach an unprecedented hundred K before the
bicycles manifest this right now. I've donated a few times and a few different
names in this donation because my total of 200 dollars I'm very proud that's
like soft crisps 25 dollars Chris you're wrong about the Cumano code there's a
thousand years of history and fucking more on incredible food amazing temples wonderful people
thank you we'll go there uh Haggis Explorer $25 Zertis $500 good luck on the home stretch Alfie
$5 take my five and make Rico $6 $25 time $25 Apokensila $100 the spring passes at Lake
What deal would it rain?
See nettle siren $25 support for New Zealand.
Deladot $101 $108.8 kilometers from Cockerville.
8 kilometers from Cockerville.
I'm going to tell Ian to grab some towels.
$25 pragmatic in weight.
Voxel programmer $100.
Can we get a Joey TTS so you can actually be here for once?
I'd love to see that.
It's going too fast. Big daddy ring, $100.
Please get Connor to say this, $1.
Road to $1 million, let's go.
$10, throw Pete in the water fucking head fast.
Show him who's boss.
Sir Fluffy, $10, anonymous $10.
My tiny leaking Todger, $1.
Worth in Tendo, $10, anonymous $10.
Remember, Chad, Connor is playing Final Fantasy XIV
all the way to the end if we hit 1.5.
My tiny Todger, $1 again.
Zero toning for shirtless Pete, $25.
Not a must for the BNRV stream this year.
I will be.
Proud of everyone, $10.
Gabby $5, certain inbound $5,
Gray and Sloane $250, ready to go to $1 million.
Feel better now, see you're all amazing.
Had you on TV every single night.
Justaniel $10, NC like $160, $25,
Stardak $325, good luck guys, you fucking got this.
Gucci shoes $69, $69, $25,
Chris will go to thank you very much.
I am good.
Thank you.
ready to go
thank you for your wisdom
$1,000 get it on the board
get lost soon now see good luck boys
Libby
LIWY
0XE1$
$10
$25
Smurfonix $1
$10
good cause of the pools extended arm
$50
for those we have lost
in the SA, $10.
Yes!
That's a very poignant...
That's not a real pock, that's a bit...
The Monorail.
$179.
Yes, the Monorail, $500.
Narmidus, $200.
So off the chain, like a belly, paddle pock.
$21,000 away!
Lovely, doubly, $1.
Ace, $349, $365, $1,
death by $1 on the nation, but it's a good way.
So fucking scary.
$25.
What's?
Connor, Mouse, Pete, Chris, Paul.
The bang gang have done for the chronically ill communities in federal so much thank you very much 1 million let's go
Samakasi 25...
Cris is... so colors 6 or 7 in TaiPan
5 dollars 6 7
Miss Witch Celeste 1 dollar
Allison 10 dollars
Pickle tripod
$50
Face says
Oh shit
Lakeside is the best place for a world shattering shout out for the 1 million let's go
Let's get 1 million
$35 duckify $10 when will Paul be on trash tapes?
Keeneland $25 cycle for donation since donation since the first one loud to support you guys every year
Very proud to be a partner. Thank you very much
Joe E. 25 dollars.
9.80!
25 dollars
$20,000 away, chap!
$20,000!
$10,00 for the biggest simp, $10,00
for the crime, top corner.
Me, me, my dog's codger loves to cycle, $25.
We pay $12.000.
Another one of the more paid for a star, $4.00, $1.00.
Twilight cleric, $25.
What is the man?
We're at 9.80, this is not a drill!
Anonymous $100, Mary Consoy $1, Sue and Robert $250, spin those legs, Simon $10, Chris
Yosemite Hansen, Be Me.
And let's go, my inspiration streamer's mouse and connet, Yunagi $25, Chris's poor lungs,
$25, keep up the great work.
I have three grown men shouting at a screen at the beach, $500.
Let's go, Konyo, $50, Spike $759, $25, Rosamind, let's shatter that record.
Anonymous $250, doing my part, $10, New Zealand gang rise up $5, Hydra $1, Dillion $25, Lyric
$10 for $2 R3 KT Apollo $10 anonymous $5 Casey $5 I'm poor at tech right now, but I'll be remiss
Sebastian oil Sebastian oil $25 Saludos how much actual favor it a
Saludos my chateau favorito
I thought it piece average size market twenty dollars hungry late shark twenty five dollars
This bitch is so sharp blue initials twenty five dollars one million. Thanks for the last guys smurf onyx
For five dollars, please tell me if I should order 2 a.m. Taco Bell or not. Yes worth meal. Do it
Do it. No donate instead eat air colors Victorian cars one dollar frantic J ten dollars van gang ride
Bob's squalor ten dollars. Who'd be the million dollar?
Let's go collectively all of us hippopotamus
hippopotamus
Mastrosity with the fuck are we back to fucking Harry Potter skulls are wrong
So fucking scary back again with 25 dollars creepers big amon
$100 papers, but what?
Batman, okay, this is big. I'm in the gammon 982,000
We are not just in five-dollars 18k away ten dollars and a fifty dollars
Sorry, Mouse.
Not Zav, $30, thank you guys.
I love you there.
I did love you there.
My mind is incredible.
Sanisca, jumping the lake at one million.
Fucking dead.
Probably cool.
Enjoy it.
$1.
Thank you very much.
With why, 540, $10.
I hate cinnamon roll.
Got a high mouse.
Proma and the gang.
What an amazing event every year.
Not a lot, but it goes through an amazing pool.
Oh my God.
You're a goddamn right.
You're a goddamn right, I did.
What?
Jason, $25.
Yeah.
$25 ready to get this ready, buddy. 18 care where boys are nice and son
No, oh, oh, nine eight two three eight nine eight two four. Let's get these monies up
Chris, I love your Paul slash Keir Starl Jackson, please keep going. I believe at these people
I bought my condom here has got a change the world carry $25 lots of love swiftly Navy $1 all I could do now
That's not much, but I hope you sell it for 90,000.
Lift the whole 20 dollars. Best streamed event, let's go.
This white widow, 10 dollars.
It's just reading out things, though.
Yes, it is, actually.
Mike Nolan, 25 dollars.
Mike Nolan, 25 dollars left for Australia.
Fucking yeah, but I just did good stuff here.
Kylo, 100 dollars.
Have to be a part of the big climb. Good luck.
Zombie, Mike, 25 dollars, let's go.
Maisie Clown, 1 dollar, 13.
Come on, lads.
So close boy. We gotta get on the bikes today too. Let's get in the water first. A man chooses a Chad Donates $1.00.
Big logic $250. There it is. Moon let's go. Let's go $1,000,000 in 10 dollars.
Let's hairline $10.00. Garnt Sanny $10.00.
Dragon 35 $10.25. Let's get $1,000,000 in before cycling starts. Let's go. Wet Todges at $1,000,000 in 10 dollars.
$25 let's keep going
Come on boys
100k before the bikes
Mori Mori $30
96
I just read this chapter of your book Chris, let's get chapter
Solstice Bay $100 or the only the egg $5
$1000 from what the fuck dude 97 get it on the board what the fuck dude 97
Million let's go. Thank you so much
Holy Todger $10 em needs help $10 more cinnamon rolls from now see three thousand hot flat
out for the boys $5 lowering right at $25 $2 let's see love you guys think being
such friends LJ $10 sideways $10 would you kindly fuck a day night 94
kindly go no dotted wall $10
root $100 get it boys we so don't be fresh $10 Bob's gonna $10 who will get the
final dollar before we hit a million. Hippalos $5.99. $10 omelette, Mace $1 through $25 dollars.
It's $100. Tax rights off $1. Rage quits $100. Pete said if we hit $1 million he'd go skinny
different. Sure. Fuck it. No. $9.95. $25 for Becky B. We could do this. Kimmy,
Kyle $25. Thank you. Everything looks back $25.
$997.
$997.
$997?
Yep.
Dibkey.
Dibkey dude.
$1,000.
Dibkey dude.
Dibkey dude.
Dibkey dude.
Dibkey dude.
Dibkey dude.
Dibkey dude.
Dibkey dude.
Dibkey dude.
$1,000.
Thanks so much.
Absolutely.
$998.
$998.
$198.
$198.
$198.
$198.
$198.
$198.
$500 lake jump for the idea idea support gang
$1,000,000!
$1,000,000!
She's got it.
There's a $3,000 donation.
Let's go!
Hey.
Ha ha ha!
Get him on the ball.
I'll get it from Sam. I'll get it from Sam.
SDMKV, $2,000.
SDMKV.
SDM... I got it, I got it.
Krogel, $1,000.
Krogel, I'm in.
C-R-O-G-L-E
O-E-L-E
Progol with a C
There's a lot of donations, but well done guys
You fucking did it mate, well done
We did a lot of good for that
You try to get flashbangs
You ready? This is gonna get your son back on
I'm wide
Ah!
It's so wide
This is my cycling shorts
Hi boys
What are you wearing?
This is my cycling shorts
I've never seen this
Crossed it before
Hi ladies and gentlemen. I promise what male we go in the water. Come on Chris.
I'm holding the fine. The fine's waterproof. I got a fine. Yeah he can hold it. He can hold it.
Maybe he wants to see what's underneath please. Yeah well you can leave it on. It'll dry.
Holy shit. A hundred thousand dollars before we got on the bikes. A million dollars total
And two of the widest men I've ever met jumping into Leek Lake Biwa.
I'm gonna go in. It's warm, right?
Oh, I tested it. It's really nice. It's fucking crazy.
Just getting it warm.
Ah, beautiful day to jump in the lake.
The collective power of thousands of people have raised one million dollars!
And here's a reward! These two absolute giga-chats will be jumping in to Lake Beowah to celebrate your generosity!
Are you ready?
I'm not! My mic was too far away.
Oh my god, pop out.
You guys, look, the people have donated. They want to see you in that lake.
All right, ready?
You gotta go in fast.
Arm your stumble in, you can run in.
This guy's not warm.
A million dollars in charity.
You got this, go.
You go in first. Here he goes!
Yes!
That is so cool.
It's like an ice bar.
Fuck, fuck.
I'm in there in spirit. When I see you, I feel in the water.
You're ship didn't crash in your bollocks or shorties.
You've been there for five minutes.
What is the stronger man than I am?
What is a lifeguard?
He eats it a bit.
Oh, you're sweating.
He's a...
He's a...
He's a...
He's a...
He's a...
He's a stronger man than I am and I'm not afraid to fit in.
I can't feel my dachshund!
I was never there in the first place!
You told me it was warm.
I was not warm, I lied. I positively lied.
Ah, because I...
Well done lads. Genuinely impressed. Million dollars, guys.
You got a towel for you, don't drop that in the water, you'll actually kill me.
Somebody look up the temperature of Lake Deaver.
Oh, look at that!
Alan, maybe it's warmed up yet?
Yeah, it's okay.
Let's swim to that island.
I'll get the drone up.
Oh, we've got sandals.
We've got sandals from.
It's broken. I'm cold. I'm okay.
Goodbye. I'm not playing battle fantasy 14.
He's running away.
I'm going to take your studio.
You come.
What are you doing?
Oh.
Where's someone?
Fuck you.
This is so cool.
It's not like I can get into the cold.
Oh my god.
What do you guys think about it?
You're getting the wet.
All right.
Go on.
I'll tell me you guys from the other side, right?
Yeah.
Oh, lovely.
Wow.
What are you waiting for?
Wow.
Are you counting the donations?
Unbelievable.
Look at this guy.
Look at what these guys do for you.
For our entertainment.
I'm going to destroy my voice box.
Freeze my feet a bit.
Yeah, yeah.
There you go.
It's a shock to the lake.
Shock.
Nope.
Just one.
You.
You're the apex predator in there.
Okay, you don't look like an apex predator, but you look struggling like a Magikarp.
No, no, you're being bullied by the collective generosity of thousands of people, by millions
of dollars.
That's what's keeping you afloat.
Don't worry about the cold.
Okay, you said that five times.
Okay, he said that five times.
It's the coldest water I've ever swum in.
Probably.
Well, it was a well-deserved...
Oh, we're gonna take a group photo, bye.
You know how long it took me this morning?
He made me paint on abs for him. He was like draw these six pack for me. I was like Connor. I can't keep doing this
I might have to take off my shirt every morning. I gotta paint them on so you're lucky
This is permanent marker because this guy what an absolute legend. How'd it feel? Oh
So cold unbelievable million dollars boys
100,000 before the bike a new cyclathon record is almost certainly in reach
Yeah, oh my god, I'm like hitting up a lot now.
Thanks for doing this today guys, we'll see you tomorrow.
At the end of the cycle.
Splash, Splash, Splash.
All of that, the sloppiest sloppiest splashy condition.
I'm gonna give all credit to Maus.
I think she hard-created that segment.
Yeah, Maus was carrying me, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Thank you for carrying me.
It's like the North Star when they look to, like, which direction to go.
That way, towards the angry Latina.
I can hear her voice in the distance.
Oh, lucky Boston.
Give anything.
Getting a grip now?
Okay, gang gang and mountain.
Everybody.
I can feel the coldness radiating off you. It's like an air condition.
It's like a corpse.
I'm cool.
I literally thought I was dead.
Sorry, the fuck is my camera?
It's gonna take me a few days.
It lasted a lot longer.
A million dollars.
You give it to me.
I'll give it to you.
It's getting in, boys.
I'll give it to you.
I'll give it to you.
I'll give it to you.
I'll give it to you.
I'll give it to you.
I'll give it to you.
It's gone.
There you go.
Unbelievable!
Now we actually have to cycle.
Now we're actually at the cycle.
A master's going on the bike.
Stories of my voice books.
Stories of my body temperature.
One million. That's crazy.
Just as a clarification, does anyone know what we're currently at?
I don't know if it's just stopped at a million.
Just wanna...
No hands.
No hands.
No hands.
All camera, no hands.
All camera, no hands.
That'd be a great name.
What we at?
A million bucks.
I feel like a million bucks.
my weight on the way.
So the goal, the record of a cyclophon is 1.06.
So 1,06,000.
I think, Chad, I think we can crush it.
Zero, zero, numbers, basically.
We have $10,000.
one.
You got two zeros there.
Oh my God.
Get it, Chad.
Wait, what do I do?
It's $10,000?
Well, you guys were in the frolicking summer party.
Frolicking?
I was fucking freezing.
Well, we were working our ass off on the beach.
Okay.
Never worked.
That's Raymond's gonna be so hot.
I don't know what you're doing.
I dare you.
You think these hands are ivory?
No, I've seen blood.
This is hard work.
What blood?
Everyone laughs.
Everyone laughs.
That's the most aura I've ever lost.
All right, I should go to the car to get my clothes on.
So real quick, Sam, can you give me an update?
I'm going to do, I need some names.
I need names.
I want them on the board.
And listen, I got to say, you guys have even astounded me.
I'm a tough guy to please.
And I got to say $110,000 before they get on the bike.
I tip my hat to you if I had it, but this expensive wave was,
it's got to stay in place.
That's why no water.
Now, I can understand you guys have given more than I've ever, ever thought possible,
but you can give a little more.
And there's not only the Tiltify, which is the best and most direct way for you to donate.
You can also just watch.
Just boosting visibility allows more people to learn about the Immune Deficiency Foundation,
what the acronym actually means, the Iron Mouse Defense Force, and all of these great,
awesome vibes.
And it helps his channel to get some great notorieties.
It's one of the best streamers, if not the best I've ever seen.
get him some love. Secondly, you can go ahead and look like some of the best. This is as
close as you're going to get to me naked. Are you ready? I don't do this for less than a million
dollars. I'm showing my forearms. I don't like to do this because, you know, twisted steel and
sex appeal. But I'm here for the million. If you may not look like this, but you can dress like it,
you can get this shirt and more if you check out the merch. And here's a little bonus that we'll
throw in. Every purchase of this single shirt or jacket or hat, $5 goes right to the Meehan
Deficiency Foundation. So you're getting something out of it and you're having a little fun helping
us out. You can also, if you're feeling like, oh, but Peter, oh, it's so late in the year. I just
woke up in America. Shut the hell up and drink some game of sips. Go ahead and use promo code. I
don't know if it's Seedog. I believe it's Seedog. I don't know if it's Monkey. I get Seedog. Punching
in that code and go, oh, but he told me I could get more energy.
You pop that thing open, put a few tabs in there,
and you glup, glup, glup, glup.
And then you just feel like a million Peters.
You will have me in, so I don't say that.
That's not what I want to say.
You will have my spirit and energy inside of you
as you go through the day drinking your gamer sups.
Then, yeah, the last thing you can do is just chill.
Just chill, get a badge.
If you watch for an hour, you get a badge,
Global one twitch has been awesome to support that and secondly you can subscribe to his channel and get an awesome emote
There you go guys. You've got iron mouse. You've got you've got c-dog
You can check out abroad in Japan camera man Paul on twitch
You got Nabeeru plays on twitch. There's a whole bunch of people out here
Ian's got artedly and so you've got you've gotten so much from this because you've also given so much
Thank you guys for the million bucks. This is the longest. I've been shirtless. I sleep with long sleeves
I'm not even shirtless. I don't even know why I feel shirtless.
So I'm going to say it from the collective three-fourths of the Van Gang.
You guys have done it and guess what? We saw two more days. So whatever record we had,
that is dust. It will crumble beneath our feet like sands on this beach. It'll recede back into
the ocean of donations. So what we're going to do is we have an amazing group planned for you
today I honestly think it's one of the most scenic that we've got so you guys
are gonna kick back relax let the boys and mouse to the heavy lifting and keep
getting those donations and don't stop won't stop can't stop let's get back to
the van let's get set up and let's raise
There you go! Hell yeah! Let's go!
Let's do it! Okay, I'm putting this back on immediately.
Hopefully... Don't forget your pin, by the way.
I won't forget the pin, don't you worry. Because we're going to need it. We're going to need it.
Because this is going higher and higher. Alright boys, 行きましょう!
行きましょう!
Well, there is tips or tip, if it is, we want his cable.
This is not, this is a common.
Oh, look, a half drunk, Tully's coffee.
I wonder who this belongs to.
Is it a crumb trail?
Well, it's my stuff.
Oh, OK, I put those in as well.
Tully's right.
It's not true.
It's a curious thing for you, it's curious.
You'll be surprised if you're in the van.
You might be sitting, see, like, what the hell hit my back?
And you'll go like, she's off.
Did I just slip it?
Oh, it's one of his tully cans, randomly thrown in either
Paul's seat, mine, or under the wheel.
I can't wait for him to roll under the brake.
And he is like, what the fuck?
I can't.
I can't wait for that.
Yeah.
Your cat's asking, so what happened to Pete's cycles
at $1 million?
Well, we're working on it.
Listen, the bikes are being repaired.
The bikes are being repaired.
Chris is trying to, I sabotaged it.
All right, if you want me to tell you the truth,
who do you think cut the chain yesterday?
It was me.
I saw we were in punching distance.
I saw a clip of me dancing and I thought,
that's enough physical labor for 2026.
So we're gonna see how it goes.
But first, let them bask in the glory of 1.1
and mouse on the bike.
Let's give it back to them, have some fun.
And we'll worry about old Pete later.
Let me go to the quiet confines of the Vat.
There he is.
What a madman.
again you feeling better warmer that most of my yeah nothing like a dick in
the cold lake and wake you up I was sleepy until now really yeah I mean I
just think of donations it's my energy level goes up the more I see them it is
crazy you know like this is day 14 these guys have been at it for two straight
weeks late nights getting ready you know just Reese getting all these energy
research back up guys are doing great what's your nickname for mouse
your homeboy yeah you guys are like best bait what is it best baits best buds
best mates my Latino homie yeah that's your nickname so when you call it you
What's up, my Latina homie?
La Cerveta.
Hey.
He's only an old Spanish.
Which means?
Yeah.
Yeah, Cerveza.
Las tiendas.
Cerveza.
OK.
La tienda.
Soy guapo.
Soy guapo.
Ah, soy guapo.
Soy guapo.
Do you know bien, malo, yo se arambre con la pistola.
You watch his scarf face again.
Me mongo con el hombre con la pistola.
That was an evil day.
Was that my coffee?
It's a good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
It's mine?
Yes, he's on the beach.
Oh, you know the way to double, like, fucking golden-eyed,
you'll will then.
Yeah.
Put on an Elk and ton his coffee, bottle cap.
Do you want a biscuit?
Me?
Or him?
You're welcome.
I, oh, I am a biscuit, I'm a tasty biscuit.
Do you want a digestive mouse?
Do you want one?
Oh, come on, why are you?
Why are they called that?
I don't know.
Take your biscuit.
I just don't think they take it.
Shut up and end with me, sir.
I just don't understand. Why would you call it that?
No, I'm good, man.
I knew a British man cannot refute a digestive.
I won't say nothing.
It's like only one thing will break Paul's past.
A jaffa cake or a diet cake. He's eating the past.
is it something about like is it nostalgic for you guys yeah okay did you
when you grew up when you were a kid in Britain you really had like at school
it's tea time all right there's no tea time at school you don't go to the
common rooms near the heart and head boy Percy doesn't say it's tea time no it's
not Hogwarts but sometimes you'll you know I'm gonna get to the boss at school
No, that's just tea anyway. They'll always have biscuits.
Really? Yeah.
I love Britain. The concept of it.
But when I go there, it's a reality.
If we could just make that the reality, I'd have such a great visit.
So, wow. So you've had biscuits before, Paul?
Well, I am British, yes.
Wow. I'm so naive, Mouse.
What do you like when you go to Puerto Rico, what's the last midday snack?
I think the one take donation.
Thank you, okay, Bob.
Okay.
There's a lot of different things.
Oh, that sounds good.
You know, you could make up a word, but if you say it like that, I get hungry.
I'm like, oh, that sounds amazing.
She says things and I'm like, that's what's great.
Yeah, you know, they call it hair dyeing.
Oh, yeah, I want that.
What do you call it?
Do you know that mouse or the food here, though?
Uh-oh.
Is it worse than a cinnamon roll tax?
It's a mass grow.
Obesity tax.
You made me obese at that restaurant.
You said you want to taste all the flavors.
Why?
They didn't have a sampling platter in Puerto Rico?
They.
Ha, ha, ha.
The whole menu is a sample.
Okay, I mean I can't argue with that.
I guess so.
You can have it.
I liked it.
I loved it.
It was cute.
It was heavy though.
I've even tried to avoid a sippy cadill.
Everywhere's the ground.
You can do it on the ground?
Heavy wears the crown.
Oh, heavy wears the crown.
I was like, it's great.
Stuart, let's eat.
Okay, wait, wait.
I missed, it was like arcade fire.
What did he say?
Galaxy?
Oh, I got it on my phone.
Oh, shit.
Shut it with an A though.
What was that name again?
Alleycat?
Arcane Bard.
Who's close?
Arcane Bard.
Bard.
That means he sings, right?
That means...
Here, I'll show you a little special thing.
I'll draw you a, that's a D20.
And you just rolled up, Critt, right to my heart, Arcane Bard.
Smooth talker for the thousand, thank you.
I think this is already out of date, but the fact that, like today we were just, you don't
talking before we got ready. We were hoping for like 9.30, 9.40 before we start. Yeah,
try $110,000 minimum, baby. Try and dip an old Lake B. Well, that was all unplanned.
Well, everything is. Ian says he makes the route, but let me tell you something. We're
just going by the seat of our pants. Yeah, the end stop is actually next to the wall.
Yeah, that was it though. We're just stalling. No, no, no. He was showing me the route last
night. You guys are in for an absolute treat. It's going to be gorgeous, at least as long
the weather holds and the route is clear. But we're ready to make adjustments. He's done a
bang up job. I got a spare. You got underwear? I have a biking pants and underwear.
I've got a brand new one. Really? I don't wear underwear with these the whole time. I do. I
don't know that. Box and briefs. What's a fuck? Yeah, cycling shoes. You don't wear underwear. I've
been wearing underwear for five years. Really? Yes. No, you don't do that. Nobody told me that. I like
Underwear it feels no tighter. You're not even supposed to what can we get it Paul?
Yeah
Let's do a chafing or something I've never chased
So I'll be your lucky day
Imagine I take it off and I check.
Well, then you prove every circle is strong in the world.
That's right.
That's why I've lost the ball.
You should get checked out.
You should get checked.
But also don't cheat on the tour de France.
It's not another thing.
But he was a record.
This is the tour de France, so pretty sure we'll do all right.
This is the tour de France.
It is.
So I'm just going to assume we made $5,000 at this point.
I just believe, I just just believe.
My god.
This is awesome.
And thank god I told the guy at the print shop,
you think that this is enough of a white space for a number?
Yeah, why don't you triple that, buddy?
Make that a lot bigger, because I have designs
that these guys are going to be able to raise a little more
than your puny number.
And I want to see it.
Look at that.
We're in uncharted territory, really, on,
we saw it with another day.
Yeah, another day, we haven't finished this day.
Don't let that slow you down.
No.
The best time to donate was 20 minutes ago.
The next best time is now.
And Miles will be on the bike all day
for your viewing pleasure.
Look at this, guys.
$1,015,000 and a whole lot of space up to go.
Unbelievable.
So many leggings on there.
It don't happen so fast.
It was like, it was like 910, 930,
and then suddenly it was like 980, 999, 999, 2 million.
Next thing I know, I'm seeing you naked.
Well, I didn't mean to, I had the wrong door last night.
I was looking for mine.
I just roamed the halls.
Yeah, oh man, unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable guys.
I feel intimidated by your arms.
How'd you like that?
To me, yeah, that was, that was a rarity.
I never showed that. I think we did it on cyclothon one. I showed the bear arms.
You did. I remember the first shot.
Yeah, I don't like that. I was very uncomfortable. But I like I told Connor I have body dysmorphia,
but it's the fun kind. It doesn't like it's I have it, but it doesn't manifest itself
where I get too nervous. But I can give you guys some fun tips if you are if you're starting
to gain a little weight in your mid to late 30s. Here's some of the things that I do.
is when you're looking at the mirror,
don't only look directly at this perspective.
This is what you always, and you always do something.
I don't know what yours is.
You might stand and go like,
because you know how to make yourself look best.
So what I do is I put my iPhone somewhere
and I record a little bit and I do a little,
I make sure I relax fully and repose.
You gotta make sure here's all right,
gotta go here, and then you also get to see
how does the hairs, I'm not one to get paranoid,
but you get to see how it sits.
The other thing is, I'll take it off.
Do it again.
This is an old school trick that I learned in middle school.
So we've got the t-shirt.
We already look good.
You know, a new sweater, a crew neck.
Give it one of these.
Give it a little pull at the bottom.
You don't want it to stick.
You don't want to be a sausage casing out here.
So you give it a little pull.
I like the double shirt tech.
The double shirt tech I've been employing for about 30 years.
One shirt to kind of form mold.
The other goes over it.
Now you've got to be careful.
You don't want the undershirt to have the sleeves go down.
So you've got that.
And then the other thing is, I can try.
Is this like what they do when my airline doesn't?
See, wait.
See, this is classic bait.
I'm only doing this because we can hold this for a second.
What we're doing here is he's going
to get me doing the awkward when the shirt's on.
This is the biggest fear of when you're going into a pool
or you're getting out of the pool.
The putting on or putting off is extremely taxing
because for about six seconds before I can do my techniques,
this will stick to me like cling.
And I have to make sure that I've been down,
so that the belly doesn't fly up when we go over.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
So then, so now you can see,
I can show you step by step, I can't breathe.
You take this and you go,
I have a feeling just by,
I'm feeling a little tight right here.
I can't move so you go like this.
Honey, I'll be like one second.
Give a little push on the sides.
Give a little twist.
Try it.
This is my routine every day.
You are not.
Let me live in my fantasy mood.
Oh yeah, watch this.
Get it right.
Ready?
See, it doesn't move at all.
move it all I feel totally natural
you're walking you're having fun you're going that's funny I'm holding in my
gun we made a million dollars but the worst is when you think you're just off
camera and you go you're at your you're you're watching stuff like a
group's like a party you're watching a movie all together and you're on the
couch and then the screen goes black for a second and you just see that you've
been sitting like this for four hours and all of a sudden you've been like, no I'm cool man I want to pay attention.
You just have to hold that pose. Trust me I got all the tricks man. The thing is that I'm learning to become confident with my own skin.
And that's the main thing. We all have our insecurities. But that's alright, it's part of being human.
So I gave you my little tech tips on how to wear three shirts at once.
No, you know I can't. If I did that, I have to employ all kinds of language.
I already put it on my tummy. So you gotta like, here's the other thing.
I'm not Daniel Craig coming out of the lake here.
You tap it in and then you hope for once in your life.
Hold!
because when you do this and then also here's another body dysmorphia here it's
the I hate doing this it's the the rapid removal because if you go too slow and
you get stuck you're just shaking so I don't have a lot of experience with this so
you see that's that's just gonna pick it stuck here
There you go. So, Pete's fun body dysmorphia tips. 20-26.
Now we've all got our insecurities. I just happened to have two dozen.
What are we doing? Ooh! Now it's on the bike!
It's a heavy bike today. Moxie Mouse. My ass is wet.
Nice save.
Nice save.
We zip tied you and fully locked you in in like every angle so you won't fall out.
I won't are you sure?
You can zip tie it.
Oh yeah clean that view.
Okay.
It's a headband you're working out.
I've got to test how it comes out.
Sure I'll put the mic on.
I'm going to start getting ready.
Yeah I need Chris to get ready too.
What time is it?
Yeah, I need Chris to get ready too. What time is it? Oh my god, it's 11. Oh my lord.
It's our latest start of any day. Oh, late. Yeah, it's so late. Oh, that's wet.
Got the biscuit in my throat. Oh, it's dry. Oh, where's the tea?
Okay, yeah, it looks pretty good. You feel pretty secure.
How does it look on your camera, Mouse?
Are you sure?
It looks well.
I mean, I see it up.
Ah, you want to see, like, horizontal?
Would that be better?
No, no, it's fine.
Oh, it's fine, okay.
We'll change the...
We'll change the view for you.
So you get stimulated.
Yeah, maybe...
Maybe if we look a little more down.
Maybe we can.
We can we've run just have to redo the zip ties a little bit. I can I can shift these guys really okay
Yeah, she's faced up right now
Well this guy's pretty beautiful you know hello
Hi
You're in toilet.
Oh, Naby's got pliers and gloves.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
The gloves are coming out to just mouse.
Yeah, put this one up.
Oh, shit.
Here's a big one.
Oh, wow.
There's a plier on?
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, well, if you don't want one of them to fall down,
They did surgery on a mouse?
They did a great amount of that.
Okay, where did you do the other one first?
Yeah, I'm sure this battery dies quite fast.
It was at 100, and then after our beach it's at 40.
It might be because the brightness is full.
Ah.
Oh, yeah.
I think on the screen, maybe you can set the brightness down a little.
Sure.
Oh, I think the zip ties are a little tight.
Oh, okay.
The little view looks better there.
I can redo them.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm glad that works, so come on.
Don't look at my super secure password.
How's that view now?
Is that better or still air?
still air. It's still air, right? Yeah, the zip ties are going to be redone. Yeah, Navi,
I think the zip ties need to be, well at least this one does. This one needs to be cut.
Okay. And then we can adjust it. And then we can cut them and adjust it first. Yeah.
Nearly there. It was just one, it was, it was, it was six
zeros. It was really awkward. I lost, I lost an iPad on an airline one time and they wouldn't
I just left it in my seat and then they were like either email me and they were like to confirm it's yours could you please tell us the passcode and I was like four zeros and they were like oh oh really really just four zeros yeah.
How's that, mouse?
Little or?
Yeah, like that.
Like that should be...
How's that?
I think like this would be good, right, mouse?
That looks...
What do you see, mouse?
Oh, your volume's turned down.
What's the volume? Is it the... here?
Here, here.
Oh, right, this thing's touching it.
Oh, yeah.
to work down there.
There you go.
How's it look, Mouse?
Oh, shit, this one.
I don't know why it's going to tip down.
It's a little bad, but I think it's because of the area.
Yeah, I mean, the quality's going to,
genuinely, this is not going to be like a great view.
The stream will be much better.
Well, at least you're going to see a little bit.
Yeah.
Okay, look.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, let's just try this.
I think it's basically a basket mouse, right?
Yeah.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
Is it okay?
It doesn't feel secure.
I don't think you need to use pliers on this.
This is the reason you cut.
Yeah, I'll cut it.
I think if we have this one, we don't need these.
I think this is fine.
This one feels secure, I don't think you need to use pliers on this.
This is the reason you cut.
Yeah, I'll cut it.
I think if we have this one, we don't need these. I think this is fine, honestly.
Okay.
Yeah, I think there's a problem, I'll let you know.
Yep.
This one needs to be cut again.
You should be the monkey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry, we've changed this bike.
He was changed to this bike.
That was the original change.
He's in here, he's in here.
He's in here.
He's okay, he's okay.
Where's your helmet, Mouse?
Oh, oh, I need a helmet.
Of course you do.
Safety first.
Safety first.
I'm cool, I'm so cool.
No, no, no, you need a helmet.
Can you see okay?
Quick.
Yeah.
He's already complaining.
We have like a cycle lane for most of today, so it should be a really nice road.
There's my other phone.
Oh, I think it's over here.
There it is.
Press my phone now.
Thank you.
All right.
Where's your helmet on?
Where's your helmet?
You can't go in here.
I'm looking for it.
Cool guy for helmets.
Cool guy for helmets.
Oh, brothers.
I'm looking for it.
I can't find it.
It's on my helmet.
into a ride day without a helmet? Irresponsible. Classic irresponsible B-Tuber.
Can a hat work?
Alright, fine.
You're charging. Nice. It's going off. It's going off. That's good.
Yeah, we're at a $1,011,000
$11,000 raised our goal.
Wow, I guess the record that we've had in the cyclothon
is $1,060,000.
That was the match last time.
Yeah.
I think after a bunch of donations,
because it was open for a year.
So I think that's when it, yeah.
All right, you ready, Chris?
Look at those calves.
Finally exposed.
All right, we're gonna make some time.
Oh, you got my bag.
How many?
Hmm?
Okay.
Okay.
How many, what?
Nothing.
What, what are you saying?
What?
What are you saying?
Nothing.
Now, what are you saying?
You're in a jar, why are you in a jar?
Well, the jar doesn't protect you much.
I got Choco Cat on me, keeping me safe too.
I mean, you want her to be safe, right?
I don't think the jar is how you get safe.
I think I think it's pretty safe.
I think it's pretty safe.
I don't know about that.
All right, you ready to go?
I'm recording me. I'm ready.
Hi Chris you ready?
Onwards we go a full cycle there you got 70k's to do the day mouse
70k oh my god, are we just starting? Yeah, it's on it's on
70k and the TTS speaker is on we're starting out. Oh
My goodness indeed
Luckily we're gonna be on a nice road, so we should be able to hear you pretty clearly. Oh, so that's me or most of the day
How's your helmet? Oh, you don't have a helmet on yet?
Oh, I'm going, I'm going!
Where is it?
I'm ready for it.
I'll take a rain hat for now. That'll be okay.
A rain hat?
For now, yeah.
You didn't get it out?
Oh, I found it on me.
Okay, nice.
Get it on me.
Oh, I'm cold now.
My...
Okay, nice.
Good.
Uh, while my pants are still soaking, we've got 70Ks to do.
My work week is finally over.
Can you hear it yet?
That's my peach-toed wine ready for today's cycle.
Thank you.
You, Maus, Chris, Pete, and Van Gang are awesome.
Thank you.
Keep up the good work.
One of the site will list place for eight years in the last minute.
Really?
I'm going to take a photo of it.
All right.
Good.
A really nice sight, oh my goodness.
Okay.
So that was an attached spot.
Uh-oh.
Bang game, please make sure you attach the dish securely.
I hope it's unbroken.
Mass?
Yeah, I'm here.
My dish came off.
My satellite dish.
Oh no.
Yeah, I don't know if it's still working, we'll find out.
Boba T, Tesla, fried chicken,
parking in the Hollywood Hills.
This song is this real,
potty-hotty, like a bag of tacos.
I'm monkey, I'm monkey.
What do you say, mouse?
You can sing a little bit.
I'm gonna sing a little bit of the other one, really.
Wow.
A raw, you, a raw, you, a raw, you, a raw, you.
You, a raw.
You, a raw.
You, a raw.
You, a raw.
You, a raw.
You're joining, mouse.
You, a raw.
You, a raw.
You, a raw.
Ha-ra! Ha-ra! Ha-ra! Ha-ra!
Fantastic work, everyone, with your sake, cycling all service for gifts.
Ha-ra! Ha-ra! Ha-ra!
Oh, my God, it came off again! Oh, that might definitely be broken. Oh, no!
What is going on with this thing? I thought I attached it securely, but uh...
Oh, that might be broken now.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Yeah.
It's a blessing of thanks for this incredibly generous community.
Hey, thank you.
Oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon, oon...
This twice.
Yeah, that was the best speed check I saw ever.
Way to go boys and chat.
Let's keep going.
It's got too much shake I think.
So we can tighten it a little.
Let me see, I mean, I think...
It was shaking and then it just fell off.
This just came off.
So far it's going exactly as expected for an IRL mouse and my G-TOP game stream.
It might be broken there now because I think, I don't see it coming on, let's check.
It's pulling, yeah, it's a lot of a lot, so it's working, well let's see if they're...
Sorry, I'm out.
Okay, don't worry.
I don't know what's going on.
Hmm.
I'll launch out, we're just getting it all sorted.
That wasn't the problem, it was just this detached from this.
That feels pretty secure, I wonder why it came off.
Yeah I'm just making sure it's online now.
If not I'll just get rid of it.
it might be here
there it is
Hmm.
Can you take it off in test sticks? I actually don't think it's working.
I think it might have been damaged, of course.
Oh, no.
Yeah, it's okay.
I would just take it off.
Can we have a look at the helmet?
Let me have a look at the helmet.
Give me a sec.
I'm so so happy that you've reached one million before the last stream because
these things have been so comforting for me I can't even describe okay we got it off the
bike bike's wider now it's good oh dude look at that helmet wow kawaii peaks
yeah looking good you look good look it feel good all right boys well my bike's
lighter now so that's easier there is no problem that can't be solved with duct
tape and if that doesn't work apply more duct tape
Oh true. Yeah.
Okay, that was a Japanese lady right in front of you, you said that.
Oh no, she heard me.
She definitely heard you.
She's gone now.
She's so disgusted by what you said.
Oh God, you are Maywacky.
Oh no.
That means beautiful woman.
Gonyu means what a nice day.
Yeah, what a nice day.
Is that what it means?
Yeah, I think the starlight broke.
Yeah, it fell off, I think it damaged it.
Yep.
You can check out Chris's carfts all day now.
Oh, okay.
They're so monstrous.
They are very large.
I know, right? It's weird.
Why are they so large?
I don't know.
I don't think he does.
Thank you.
Nah.
I don't know, I'm 2 mil, that's crazy.
underscore
Me and my wife enjoy watching your cyclop them together every year is to breaking the previous record and helping
Wow even views she is
What is the Cyclops Tom
It's when we take a bunch of people and we poke out one eye and we only have one eye
for the rest of your life.
I don't think a lot of people want to raise money for that.
Oh, that's fine. Never mind.
That's just my feeling though. I don't know. I could be wrong.
Maybe I'm misreading the vibe.
Maybe some people just want to have one eye.
That guy is fishing with like four rods and he looks so peaceful.
How long is one thousand six hundred and twenty days?
Okay, wait.
You cut out while saying that.
Hello?
How long is one thousand... hello?
Yeah, is that okay?
Go ahead.
How long is one thousand six hundred and twenty... one day... no, twenty days.
That is, uh, five years.
Connor, Maus, and the van gang. Cycle safety and keep on smiling.
That's like five years, yeah.
I would like to remind you that Maus said she was going to rap if we get to one million so we can expect...
Oh, Maus is going to rap at one mill?
You said that?
What? When did I say that?
I think you actually did say that.
When did I say that?
Okay, while you while you asking how long that many days is
Why are you asking how long?
1600 days is
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It was pretty cool to climb that at the same time as an MMORPG file by FD14.
Days?
Toronto fact, a ginkot was named by a postman after City said it wanted French wings.
A ginkot being the battle where the English beat the French.
Yes, of course we did. Of course we beat the French.
For some reason I want to eat veal. Also hello, Mousy, hope you feel better.
Ink.
Just wanted to say Cyclophon is the highlight of the springtime. Thank you guys so much.
Oh.
Much love, Connor, Chris, Van Gang and Mouse.
Oh, curry and coffee.
We got a lot of cyclinities there, Mouse.
Does it look nice?
Does it look pretty?
Yeah.
I'm looking at Chris's head.
Okay.
I can give you more room if you want.
What are the chances of human bobby merch one day?
Human bobby merch?
Oh, who knows?
Oh, who knows?
Who knows?
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
There you go, say thank you, good, good, good, good, good Grandma!
Thank you!
Good bit to be polite!
Thank you.
Oh, long ago. Good cloudy, not very bright, but...
Is the other bike getting repaired? Don't let Pete get away without cycling.
El Lundas Corp. El Lundas Corp. El Lundas Corp.
El Lundas Corp. El Lundas Corp. El Lundas Corp.
Elumbus core, Elumbus core, Elumbus core, Elumbus core, Elumbus core, Elumbus core, Elumbus core, Elumbus core, Elumbus core, Elumbus core, Elumbus core.
You're a professional backsteter on my bike now.
You know, 2026 is starting to look like a great year.
Yeah, wow, look at this area.
Much better than 2025, less embezzlement involved.
What?
Hope this age is well.
I'm 2026.
We are in 2026.
This is a pretty area.
Yeah, right?
I like this.
Yeah. Are you going to help pet a little?
Um, no.
Oh, okay.
But I'm sick, I can't pet it all.
All right, I guess I'll do it.
We'll just go cozy then.
Go cozy, sit in the basket.
I'm sick, Ozy, sit in the basket.
I'm full, I'm a blanket.
Well, that sounds nice.
Yeah?
That sounds very nice.
I just took a lot of medicine.
I'm just saying hi because I just finished my psychology thesis
and these dreams have been good company while I write.
Oh my god, booby!
Yes booby.
Do you want booby or Brian?
One second.
So we're kind of going along this route all day today, like this.
Yeah?
Yeah, isn't this nice?
Are we doing any detours today?
There's not that many.
There's not that many.
There's only a couple of things we can see today.
But it's mostly, mostly going to be just sights.
Oh, sights?
Yeah, what's the name of it?
Carl Sackleton served butter chicken, let one rip mid-bite, and said,
That's the secret spice!
Judges agreed. Flavor was dangerously explosive.
What are you saying?
The secret spice!
Secret spice? Not a lot of that is.
So, do these log- log- log cavids that makes you...
When is the next buttery confood mukbang?
I don't know, mouse, when?
Mouse?
Extra Toronto fact.
Math?
Extra Toronto fact.
The winter of 1912 was so cold,
trees sat froze solid in some trees,
causing them to explode with a fam-like gunshot.
Oh wow, that was a fun fact from Toronto.
Uh, soon. Is it soon?
Yeah.
It's gonna eat Puerto Rican food.
I am?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, for real?
Can I have like a moderation this time?
Or no?
No, you have to have a lot.
Why do I have to have a lot?
Come on, you have to eat all of it.
What if I get too big?
What if I get too big?
You get too big.
Yeah, dude, that food fucked me up.
I had to like end my stream early.
I was dying so much.
Checking to your update for my munchkin bone during Cycle Thumb 3.
They are great getting so big and smart. Keep up the great work, all. You are doing amazing.
Oh, I wrote you out sparring like a guitar or something. That's what I'm going to be.
At first, I thought I was watching the Great British Bake Off, because all I see is a Chris's great English cake.
Can you hear the TTS clearly?
Oh, hey, I finally found my mouthwash.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
woo.
I don't know.
So how?
Ask Chris what diameter his massive calves are.
I don't ask these questions to my friends.
I'm going to measure them.
Yeah?
Can you give me an eyeball?
Farted once twice thrice through perf and buried with then said that's my spice blend
That's a sled that called it unforge
The fuck is this far out people? I don't know. Is anyone ever listen to you on this bike, mouse?
Hi Connie, Chris and Pety and the Moig Caliente Borecura. You guys doing hard work for other people is amazing
You twins just need more alcohol here love. What?
Oh my god
Just fucking chaos mate. Fucking chaos.
What do you mean? What if you ate two burgers the other day? M-O-D-S.
Mods! Mods!
M-O-D-S.
M-O-D-S.
Colon three exclamation point. Colon three exclamation point. Colon three exclamation point.
Colon three exclamation point.
What does that mean?
Can you, can you?
You gotta handle these people now.
That very beautiful.
The Flyers have not won the Stanley Cup since 1975. Go Penguins!
I don't know who the Penguins are. I don't know who any of these teams are. I'm British.
What's the Stanley Cup?
It's the hockey, hockey cup, I think.
Oh, hockey?
I believe so. I could be wrong.
I thought Stanley was like a golf thing.
Uh, no.
No, I don't think so. I think it's, uh...
It's a hockey thing.
I don't know who Stanley is. I don't know who Stanley is.
Pete's like, you don't know Stanley Jameson?
The maker of the hockey stick?
What do they teach you in Wales in Puerto Rico?
That's what he'd say.
My boyfriend's a cheetah, P.A.
He's a happy death for me.
Puerto Rico, we only care about baseball.
I mean, you guys are pretty good at it, right?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm so excited for this stream.
I set my boat on fire.
Let's go for 1.5 miles.
What?
What is?
He says, boat on fire.
Alright, next TTS, I want you to rockfackrist Love Hill Climbs, because he said,
I'm not rolling uphill, I'm just taking my sedimentary time getting to the peak!
Why this bug is automatic?
It's systematic, it's hydromatic.
why it's grace monkey go grease monkey you're burning up the quarter-kilometre
there's no walkies
plumbing magnet you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you it's half you you
you you you you you you water
chat join the fun with white among you's gay sex fun Florida lore in
Sarasota it is illegal to sing in a public place while wearing a swimsuit
Oh
Why's that
Icona Chris mouse Pete and van gang
Congratulations on reaching one million. Thank you. We love you all keep it up boys. Stay safe. Thank you
Hello, our game
What this street
Yeah, this is just a normal street everywhere
This is every street is like this
You're an inspiration to us all
Thank you
You just a monkey say Connor Chris miss mouse your friendly junior again been two weeks one more now. I miss you no
No. No more tuna. Tuna is cancelled.
I heard chillers. Yes, Paul.
The lizards.
He loves chillers. Ow!
The lizards are game. I take every single one.
Didn't one of them like not run?
Uh, yeah, Umi Bari, the one that I finally agreed on making beautiful.
Oh.
So this is Lake Biwa, it's Japan's largest freshwater lake that they're cycling around.
It's fucking massive.
It's a little ornate about Lake Biwa, the monster in the lake.
It's for you.
It's for the ornate.
You're the monster in the lake.
It's so nice to see you cycle around Lake Biwa today.
It's a really beautiful area to be watching these nuts.
Okay.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that, baby?
Why is this so weird?
Why is this so weird?
They're not racist.
He's all racist.
No, he's not.
Van Gang.
This cyclophone inspired me to pick up my bike and start in training.
Love you all.
Lack.
Lack.
Oh, congrats.
Like, love.
We love you, Moussy.
Oh, ew.
Elias!
Elias, hello Connor.
I have a horrible idea for the next cyclathon.
If I donate more than $5,000,
they can remotely change the gear on your bike.
How the fuck would that work?
Do you want it?
Do it if it's possible.
They would never do it to help me.
I, Booby, solemnly give my unconditional life to the one and almighty Iron Mouse.
I've deemed this verbal statement to be official and cannot be voided ever.
What?
That's true.
That's not true.
He's being paid to say that.
No.
Yes.
The Stanley Cup is named for Frederick Arthur Stanley, 16th Earl of Derby, also known as Lord Stanley of Preston. So a British dude.
Oh, so look at that. It's always in British dude.
Chris hid the hill, flexed those massive thighs, and snapped the point chain gave up. Mechanics said, that's not a chain failure.
That's a power outage.
Fuck, boobie.
You're right Connor, you're not racist, I'm just correct.
Oh no, Ruby, Ruby, don't say that.
Ruby, don't say things like that.
If you didn't get cancelled.
Lake Biwa used to be the most well-known lake in Japan, until Joey and Garnt started talking
about Lake Man all the time.
What the fuck is Lake Man?
So, I have no idea.
Hello, Mouse. Have you ever considered making a Sailor I.Mouse model based on the character
from Sailor Moon? Keep up the great word, boys.
Yeah, but, I want to ask you something.
Ah, I see. That's cool, there.
Yeah.
It will finally come full circle.
Balls, nuts, nuts, nuts, balls, nuts, nuts, nuts, balls, balls, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts,
nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts your
nuts nuts bolts nuts nuts nuts nuts
nuts nuts balls balls nuts nuts nuts
nuts nuts or a PATN
Oh my god
my brain is losing brainpower that's
simply saying
it's like watching an Imas stream
first time tuning to Cyclethon every day
since day one but
first time donating your dedication
helping those who have immunodeficiency
is admirable. A bug.
Very big bug.
Oh.
You look at it.
Fact time. In western Australia, it is illegal to purchase, sell, deliver, or receive
50 kilo dreams or more of potatoes. Perth gang rise up.
Why?
For like food insecurity or something?
How'd you like the view, Ma'as?
Hey, Connor. Greetings from New Zealand.
Me, my wife, love watching Ukraine game videos.
It's a one coming soon. Hope you feel better soon, Ma'as.
Yeah, isn't it?
We're just cycling alongside it all day.
who's that who's that Chris and mouse I'm so so proud to be a fan of you all you
all inspiration congratulations stay safe shout out to Pete and van gang
dude thank you hey good luck with your cycle man
dude what a cool dude bye dude what a cool guy
dude that guy is so cool
FYI late B1 today is 14.8 Celsius Fahrenheit
Uh, alright. Fair enough.
WSniper.
WSniper.
Next cyclophone suggestion. Donations above 100 get to decide which direction to go at the next intersection.
No. I will never move out of the fucking parking lot.
The Stanley Cart was named after St Stanley, the 13th century patron saint of crappy American sports.
A C.T.
I don't read it.
I had a terrible day at work. Coming home to see that we passed one million dollars has turned my day around.
Absolutely amazing!
Hell yeah, dude.
Amazing!
Amazing!
Wow, what is that?
Japanese macaques monkey could be found in mountains surrounding let you are feasting on these nuts.
Oh, okay. I knew it was going to be these nuts.
I'm going to go on the road, Chris. It's terrible.
Connor Chris Mouse. I cried at one mill. I hope this money prevents anyone else from waiting 15 years to be diagnosed like I did.
Much love be saved.
Thank you.
I have never used to hear that long we like to party we like we like to party we like to party
We like we like to party the vanguards is coming and everybody's jumping
Oh my god
Mouse you are an inspiration. Oh Chris. You are the image of PEK male performance
You're gonna. What does he say about okay? I guess movie with the fuck man
What the?
You're insulting me, dude.
Oh my god.
I know it's not a very popular location, but it would be really cool to see you and Chris doing a wacky weekend in the saga prefecture
If you can't donate plasma consider donating blood it gets separated into parts and the plasma portion is used for the same treatments
Oh yeah?
Oh, Plasma Goblin!
Oh my god, baby. I hate hearing your D's now to church.
O-A-H, topol-O-A-H, topol-O-A-H, A-H-H-A, A-H-H-H-H-A.
What the hell, baby?
Aye, Connor.
Brought me your calves, just wondering if you would ever
make a video on Javenel's rock climbing.
Oh, yeah.
Really?
You instead just follow the thing, don't change.
You guys just changed thousands of people's lives.
So we can have a mind.
You want to?
Oh, yeah, we'll turn.
Let's turn then.
Oh.
Should we go that way or?
Can we get VTB Wars today?
I must prove that the world can run when it's
probably over the ground.
VTB Wars now?
I don't want to hurt me, one's feelings.
What?
They've been asking for, like, YouTube awards, but I've told them that.
Connor, I'm not racist. I only want to make hell great again.
Who needs voting rights, food, or a freedom? What a silly thing.
We should do a Sanrio war again to prove Chuck or Cack's supremacy.
Your cousin punched the monkey, climbed to the top of his enclosure.
Finally, he saw beyond the ice wall.
saw the meat buyer and the Bridgeton biome what is the Bridgeton biome why do I keep
hearing about this what the fuck is the Bridgeton biome what the fuck is the
Bridgeton biome thank you so much for the hard work you do to put these events
together everyone involved is amazing can you believe that we can hit 1.1
million we can hit 1.1 million I believe in us everyone's Bridgeton
A lab rat here. Next week is lab week. Happy lab week to the professionals that test and process all the blood and plasma. You are appreciated.
Thank you. Sorry, sometimes I'm like overstimulating because I hear mouse and the booby talk.
It sounds like I can touch. Yellow Pikachu case. FL Studio Fane download. In my search history.
Booby?
I need my pillow, because I should be asleep.
We'll be just, he's so excited to tell us about the donations.
It's understandable, he interrupts us.
Question, will you keep donations open for a bit after the cycle phone's over?
Keep up the good work.
Yeah, I normally do.
I normally keep it open until the next one.
Now you can tell Mouse to be silent.
Booby here, those quad pythons on Chris's legs really do something for me.
That peck 12 foot rooster of mine has nothing on me
Fun fact six of the top ten drunkest cities in America up from Wisconsin
Wisconsin
How does favorite RPG as a dono war sound?
Well, I don't know.
Would you like a mouse? Which is the next one?
You hear that?
Mouse loves Australia, you confirmed.
I'll enjoy the view one
We cost a million get in yes, we did
So nice
Actually giving chat control over the gear shift mechanism is 100% doable with a few servos and a radio no five as it can be networked
Oh, Yippee.
Oh, Yippee.
Okay.
Oh.
That's cool, I didn't know that.
Rise up, A.B. Donators.
You are the true gigashads.
You're our own natives?
I don't know what I am, I don't know what type I am, no I don't know I'm just lazy.
What's the difference between a well-dressed person on a unicycle and a poorly dressed
person on a bike or a tire?
Yeah, but they check you before they pump blood in junior.
Okay, what's that concept?
Is it like if Goku-Kazee goes flying?
Is it like if Goku can see...
Bays?
Oh sure, but I like bagels a lot, so I would like that.
No.
It's... something's language war.
English would win, no?
I'm donating to prove that creatures are more generous than undead or monsters.
I mean, I feel like Sanrio War will work well.
Thank you.
Everyone loves bananas.
Hi Connor and Mouse, if you both could choose a Pokemon to be, which one would you select?
Dragonite.
You took a apology ward.
Okay, that's your Pokemon?
At the next intersection turn left, cycle forward for 100 meters, and the next intersection
turn left.
Hey, come on in!
No, nobody cares what it is more. I'm kidding, it's a good franchise.
I'm kidding, it's so easy to piss off a good franchise.
Did you ever get a blockbuster, man?
Yep.
You did?
I did.
What if I just straight up said I don't know what that is?
You're lying.
Video game genre war.
What's black butter?
You're lying.
What is that?
Why are you lying? Is that a Latina thing?
I don't know what you mean.
See?
So, I've seen Blockbuster, but I wasn't really allowed to do it.
I'm a black boaster, but I wasn't really allowed to go there.
What do you say?
As Chris ever been to Greece, there's great places in lots of history, like Athens, Sparta,
and Thebes.
He loved Greece.
He loved Greece.
He loved Greece.
Okay.
All right.
I think we're going to get Sparta.
I want to get Sparta.
Hey guys, have you heard of this really delicious treat?
They're organic. Hand-held taste and smell amazing.
I think they're called Shwetty Balls.
Okay.
Shwetty Balls?
There's an Australian ice cream probably.
Shwetty Balls right?
Oh mate, that's just the fucking Shwetty Balls.
Do you think I've got to pick some sweaty balls up at the armbar, Mike?
I went to the Sanrio store and I saw the cutest brown cat and a butthole dog.
But what confused me was the white dog cosplaying as a rabbit.
True.
What happened?
More donations at the Baymouse place.
Oh, yeah.
If you like biking around a lake,
You should try Lake Superior in the USA and Canada for a cyclothon. It would take 2092 kilometers to circle the lake
That's kind of a lot
But it's really double the cycle zone
How about a donor war with what song should Connor sing? No
No
Why is nobody wants that nobody wants to sing a song
Fun geese fact when they fly in a V formation one side is often longer than
the other the reason for this is because there are more geese on that side
I don't know
It's my boat we're in a pretty long man's side
Do you ever think about the guy who shoved a jar up there?
No, we'll be stopped
We could do that, that could be a fun doner, won't we?
Congratulations on surpassing $1 million for the IDF.
Thank you.
Your heart and perseverance are second to none, and you're an inspiration to us all.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The next donor war should be what Game Mouse plays next.
Well, we've already done that.
We could do a Game We Both play.
That could be fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
What's a lot of being friends?
Come on, why not versus?
If we get the best friend fries, walls and rays.
Five guys.
Now, Cajun fries are bomb.
Yeah, I love those fries.
Those words sucks.
What was the computer's favorite snack?
snack, microchips, memory sticks, and cookies, but just a few bites of each.
What the fuck are you saying, baby?
Do you think I can just say shit?
I don't know.
I don't get it.
I don't get it, baby.
It's so weird.
It's so weird.
I like you, cycling.
I like cycling.
Yeah, help me pedal.
First of all, congratulations on one minute on a Chris Mouse and all the guests.
Second of all, lab, lab, lab.
What is that? What is that?
Blah blah blah.
Chris Broad? More like Chris Broadside. Look at those bodacious calves.
Let's keep it rolling boys. Congrats on the 1 mil.
Oog, Oog, Oog.
Thank you guys.
Oh, good, good, good.
Have cyclists been thought of using motorcycles like Koms, so Connor and Calveasaurus can talk to each without crashing into each other?
Yeah, well, we tried and we didn't really like it, and obviously you Christ can't hear the Koms, which is the biggest problem.
Today was payday, so here's some money before I spend it all on bills and bad decisions.
Ha ha, thank you, it's very kind of you.
Thank you.
W.E., like to move it. Move it, we like to move it.
Move it, we like to break last year's goal for the I.B.F.
True.
My cool I.B.F.
I'm in the Pacific Foundation.
First time donating but been watching since the first cyclothon all for
Mousie. Love from Calgary Canada. O and one piece is peak fiction. Wow. One piece
is peak fiction. Discuss. One million let's go. Let's go.
Hawk tour. Don't eat on that thing.
Oh, Hawk tour.
I didn't think about it until Ludwig kept saying,
error one, Hawk tour.
I don't believe in Peter Pan Frankenstein or Superman.
All I want to do is bicycle, bicycle, bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride my bike.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
He wants to ride his bike.
What the hell are we?
Japan? Thanks.
Question Mouse, what anime are you watching right now? I need something to watch.
Hmm, right now?
I was watching you do good.
Did you finish it?
Yeah.
Nice.
Pretty good.
Yeah, it was pretty good.
The last episode was crazy.
Hey, boss.
I just found a way to tell Latinos apart.
I just have two.
Listen to how they speak Spanish.
don't understand a single word just for the flow.
Oh, is that true?
Oh, the flow.
Is that true? Do you just listen to the flow?
Hi, monkey and mouse.
I have an idea for a donut wall.
How about we do favorite food donut wall?
You guys are doing good. Keep it up.
Thank you, baby.
I can't donate plasma so I'm donating this instead love from Australia
I actually only sent 10 instead of 25 for teens so have this my dad is turning 67 on
on Sunday, 6-7-6-7, oh my god.
Happy birthday.
33,550,336.
OK.
What?
What is it?
What?
That's the population of these knots.
Harktua, donate on that thing.
Is the most embarrassing thing anyone has ever said.
Good on you for putting yourself out there.
Aye, I'll do the charity.
Harktua, donate on that thing, Chad.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Why is he saying it like that?
Why is he saying it like that?
Chris's GPS leads us through strange roads, endless hills, and the longest way possible.
We're not lost.
We're just on his scenic suffering setting shh.
Yeah.
Listen.
Strange cyclists swimming in ponds collecting dollars is no basis for charity.
I, Buby, should be reading TTS instead, not some aquatic ceremony.
What?
I don't know.
Thanks, Connor and gang, for cycling for a great cause.
Is there anyone you want to shout out that you hope might join you for a future cyclathon?
Uh, no, let's get Mass on the bike.
Shout out, Panjio.
Panjio.
That image, Connor singing My Way.
Image, you mean imagine?
Yeah, we got Margot.
I'm not a deer, bro.
Why do you like my panchayah so much?
Why do you keep bringing it up lately?
It's all about panchayah, it's a star of everything.
Okay, true, but what about it?
It's cool.
Yeah, it's pretty, yeah, the concept there is pretty cool.
One day we're going to find the ice wall. We're going to break the ice wall.
We're going to break the ice wall.
Connor, this is Mummy's Wank. Come back to our nights.
Connor, I've been unlocked. My banner is ready. Don't you like milfs, Connor?
I do, I do.
I'll be there.
There's a road, man.
Slime Helbridge?
This is really so narrow.
On the storm?
What the fuck, Ruby?
What the fuck, Ruby?
Ew, Ruby.
Ew.
That's so nasty, Ruby.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you? Disgusting, Chrisus.
I'm gonna do that again.
That was so gross. But what's wrong with you?
I'd rather you be racist than be there.
Mouse heard but not seen.
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
Squeakle!
One of your mods works in a Uranium mine which explains how they have the required lack
brain cells to mod both torch and reddit, didn't you?
Thanks Connor for yeeting yourself into the ocean for charity, truly making waves even
Even if your GPS probably said recalculating the whole way W.
I'm hungry.
Today's Japanese lesson. The Japanese for MILF is jukujou with the kanji for ripe or mature.
The woman repeat after me, jukujou.
Jukujou.
Right woman, oh my god.
Right woman.
Write that down, write that down.
Ow, a bug just flew in my face.
Alright, it's time for the hentai domain from Wars as well.
Do you have a pick?
What?
Do you have a pick?
Do I have a pick?
Yeah, you asked for it.
It sounds like I've got a song that nobody knows.
And I heard it in a post when I was 12 years old.
I didn't know it would score the 64 bus homely.
Holy.
Holy.
I just got swung on my first pull in Enfield,
in Enfield, so take the rest of my gacha money.
Mice can jump up to 18 inches in the air.
This may not seem like a huge distance,
but 18 inches is an impressive leap for their little bodies.
What?
What?
Interesting.
Interesting.
I'm going to do Connie don't make me work.
What is that? We're getting banned.
Oh, we're gonna figure out it's funky. I'm spunky. I like my hotel. Okay. Who be my choice is navigation
You should put it on the other map that map when you have on satellite view, it's like impossible to like clearly read it
He's got it on the satellite view, I don't understand how we're gonna use a math like that. I
I love the curiously booking to Japan with you guys on the Cyclophons.
I used to be an adventurer myself, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Oh, that's, I don't know, it's worse, my hot too or that.
Not the arrow to the knee.
Look, man, this is a stork up ahead.
Congratulations on reaching one million.
Bird, bird.
Bird.
Bird.
Bird.
Bird.
Thank you.
Can you pass on one million?
Thank you.
May the light of broad calves guide you.
Yes, may the carves guide us
into the Highland media moments just then.
We smell McDonald's already?
I'd crush them McDonald's.
I'd go Dicco mode.
Dicco mode.
Oh, shit, I'm not allowed to.
I'm super sick today, and now I tune in.
And you buggers of all time.
They don't have a, they have a cinnamon roll meal here.
You absolute legends.
They don't have the...
Much love from Sunset.
No, they have the cinnamon roll one.
...with the dicks.
Wait.
Cinnamon roll meal? I want the cinnamon roll meal!
Yeah, they got a cinnamon roll. Happy meal right now going on.
Who are we here? Why did that peasant Connor claim that he voices me?
We sound nothing alike. Is he having delusions of grandeur?
Mouse, put him in his place.
That wouldn't be my place.
Yeah, they have cinnamon roll. Happy meal right now.
Why is this our chance Connor? Together we can free ourselves from the shackles of this
feisty gremlin.
True.
Help me turn to my throne.
True.
True, Ruby. Now help you. Don't tell her that there.
Donno War for the next biome we go to.
You didn't hear me, I'll help you.
Help me first though, get me out of here.
Kelsey, I worked on the Wicked Movies and it brings me so much joy listening to you
sing songs from the musical.
Thank you.
Oh.
Do you hear that now?
Thank you.
Yeah.
That's cool.
I want to sing more songs but I can't sing today.
Yeah, you feel a little down.
you know nuts nuts nuts nuts all the guys donate every dollar we do you can
you you are you you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are
congrats on breaking one million again thank you all the good you all do also
but but I like big but all your teeth have different birthday doesn't I did
but one of these days mr. affable bam zoom straight to the moon oh my god
Well, I'm good for Rose.
Ruby's secret diary. Dear diary. There's a secret I've been keeping, but I think Connor's onto me.
He can't find out that no! Stop reading my diary!
Okay, Ruby.
Stop reading it!
What do you mean he's the goat?
No.
Talk to my goat now.
No.
He deferred to the Siminroll.
No.
Yes, he did.
No, he didn't.
He did.
No, he didn't, Conor.
Why did cinnamon roll lose then?
I don't know.
Why does it need to be fried?
Who uses what oil in there?
No, it was multiple oilers who came together
to celebrate the downfall of cinnamon roll.
If you need gloves to clean your toilet bowl,
water hose users need to use gloves
to clean their cheeks too.
Einstein emoji.
There's not an Einstein emoji.
I mean, why am I like this?
What am I like what?
I like this.
What do I do?
What have I done?
What do you mean?
I'm just existing, trying to live my life.
Okay.
I'm just trying to live my life on it.
Yeah.
Wow.
Everybody hates me.
Why?
Everyone, every day.
Based.
Why would they do?
I just exist. I do nothing but exist.
No, you gas like me. Deserved.
I do?
Yeah, all the time.
Oh, so you don't like me?
Next TTS.
You hate me, man.
Next TTS.
I'm finally able to generously gift to a great cause.
Match me if you're able. Love cycloton and the commitment to improving lives.
Hey, thank you, Ruby.
I can't believe you're wearing your birthday hat.
Whoa!
I can't believe I heard one.
Yeah, I nearly crashed into a crash.
Oh, shit.
Hi, it's me, Boobie. Boobie, Boobie, Boobie, Boobie, Boobie.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Grats on a million.
Thank you. Thank you.
You sure it's this way?
We're gonna go on to the road on the wrong side.
Congrats on One Mill Connor.
Thank you.
Also congratulations to Mousie on your portrayal as one of the characters in Pragmata.
They captured your height perfectly.
This is perfect.
Dude, they got it perfectly.
Oh my God, that's most...
Love from Malaysia.
Congrats on One Mill guys and good job jet.
Happy to be a part of this community and contribute to the cause.
to the cause. Seagang, rise up.
Banana game.
Ha ha ha ha.
You like the banana bet?
Banana game.
I don't know what you did there.
That's a great game. I love that game.
You hated that I kept asking to play that game.
Banana game.
I was like, we should play more spy party. You're like, no.
I didn't say that.
You're like, I give up.
true true real facts why do I sound like the narrator for the critically acclaimed
rage game get to work yeah I used to know all that
Get to work, work, work.
Are we turning?
So easy, so predictable.
Oh, there's nothing in your mouth.
So easy, so predictable.
Wow, so regular.
Connor does your brother send you kicking-horse coffee beans.
They are based in Vancouver,
and kick-asses is their best offering
dark and smoky flavor.
No, I've never tried it.
We're going right.
Straight.
I don't need to cross that one.
I have a war idea.
How about best fast food chain?
What would you wear for lunch?
My roommate, Erin, demanded I don't increase and stop talking to me.
What a burger! What the fuck are you talking about?
Whatever.
Do you even know that is?
I don't want a burger, Ed. What do you mean?
Such a bad pig.
Actually, no Wendy's.
Oh.
But I like watermelon here.
I don't know what to put in their food, but instead of...
What? It was like the most bland burger I've ever had when I had it.
What?
Yup.
What are you talking about?
It was bland and flavorless and big.
I was very disappointed.
Have you ever wondered what I'd sound like if SiU was my VA?
Yeah, I guess I have.
Conor is on Pendejo.
What the fuck?
Pendejo is big head?
Glad to see we all smashed through one mill.
Lots of love to you three, Van Gang, and Chat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and Truck.
If Big Shoes mean Big Peepie, and Big Truck means Small Peep,
I think I know why people are afraid of clowns.
Why?
They didn't know the way.
That's how it's going.
Bird fact.
Shrikes, also known as butcher birds, will skewer prey such as insects, lizards and mice onto twigs and branches like a kebab.
Oh, a metal.
A-F.
Those are a metal.
I wish he crows dropping nuts in the road so that cars drive over them. I just think that's kind of crazy
Don't know why dear best McDonald's burger. I vote fish fill a fish fill a D's nuts in your mouth
Okay, okay, that was just not even remotely good. No, it was there was bad. That was a bad
You guys are amazing Chris corner mouse in the van gang keep it up
Thanks, Mouse. I'll keep going.
Oh, Tilly's Art. Tilly's Art Street.
Isn't that Shure's Art Street?
What the fuck? Where are we going?
You all have checked Connor, Mouse, and Chris.
You guys are now manually breathing manually blinking.
You can now feel your tongue touching your mouth.
Okay, thank you for that.
Sure, there's coastal route, was it quicker?
My favourite fast food chain is Wendy's.
W Wendy's nuts in your mouth.
Okay, stop, who do you fucking, these nerds joke.
I work for Waterberg's marketing team.
Moe's is the goat. Donate plasma.
Mate, what the fuck is this?
Thank you all for what you do.
Oh, the...
This is a chill ride, straight.
Hi, I'm Booby, and I support MPreg Supremacy.
Thank you for your time.
Okay, Booby. What are you saying?
Well, narrow sweet.
Best fast food is indeed Wendy's.
Wendy's nuts are in your mouth.
Okay, please. Please.
these nuts tricks never fucking end
Wendy's nuts hit your mom's face
okay
I have to agree with mouse
Wendy's is the best burger chain
Wendy's nuts hit your mom's face
oh my god stop
stop, stop, stop
Donna, sorry to hear about the hemorrhoids
but we appreciate you sacrificing your booty
to raise money for a great cause
you know what happens
tuning in while in a tornado watch donating before I get blown away
at least it wasn't a Wendy's Nuts shark
do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?
because these fish dumped they just keep swimming away like it's rush hour in the ocean
in
Thank you Chris Pete mouse the van gang and everyone for this amazing event glad to see some good in the world
Yeah
Yeah, I'm okay.
Good, good, good.
I'm struggling.
Aw, you're gonna take a break?
I'm 40 now, sir.
Connor, the fact, er...
You're gonna take a break if you want to?
...the joint last year's total in this year's socioeconomic climate
is a testament to how epic you are.
Oh, thank you.
You can take a break if you want at any point.
I don't feel the need to have to pass her.
07 to the Filipino bros who got cut by the U.S. Canada.
Only Jollibee promotion with FF-14.
I saw that. That was crazy. Crazy level of cocking.
Oh, long. A million, twenty thousand.
Every year that you guys do this, I'm always amazed by the community's generosity.
Moves me to tears.
Shout out to you guys, Van Gang and Chat.
Let's hear it, man.
Thank you.
Keep it up.
Let's get to 125 mil. We will do a chat.
We've already raised 120,000 today. That's like incredible.
Let's go to the life back.
That gang, Big Boy Pancers. Amazing work, Connor and Chris and team.
That's really long the river again.
Ah, nice.
We're going around Lake Biwa.
the biggest
fuck all the lates
they're all into it
five guys
five big guys
ram ranch burger
in your window
um no
i love five guys though
walking dead street
he's not walking dead street
he's not normal street
philippines fact number one
the philippino word for nuts sounds like money
so when you ask us to donate money
it sounds like you want to take these nuts
okay
I'll take I'll take all the nuts from the Philippines why you say five guys why
you like a soundboard hey Connor I met your character in Obus prison peak
yesterday I have never heard you be so soft-spoken in all my time
these three soft-spoken now you should you should go and play opus prison peak
to hear me voice a big bear
I might play that game.
You should. It's a very emotional game. It'll make you cry.
It will?
Yep.
Oh, no, maybe I might not be...
Why not?
Maybe I should.
I can control you watch this I just yawned you want to yawn you need to yawn let the
what this is the cycle way now I can get behind this
hey Conor and the rest of the gang thank you for the amazing work you were
doing the world needs more people like you
oh thank you
oh my those people chilling on a beach there something amazing
Oh, the camera's about to die, 10% battery.
Well, I think, how far to the checkpoint?
2K?
Oh, wonderful.
My camera's about to die.
Oh, yeah, look at that.
My camera's about to die.
Oh, yeah, look at that.
Joe.
You ready for our first game?
Three, two, one.
Look at that mouse.
What?
Look at that in the ocean.
Can I get a rock and stone?
It's not beautiful.
Yeah.
I think the ocean is beautiful.
Lake.
Hello, John Black.
I'm from the television series, Shogun.
I come to you with a following message.
Coco Cara, Coco Cara, Coco Cara, Coco Cara.
It's like saying, baby.
Coco Cara, Coco Cara, Coco Cara.
There's a spirit cara here.
You guys are doing amazing.
Thank you.
Here.
Look at that.
That's the show, he's going to go down the steps, to the water.
Ah, I guess he can laugh.
I guess it's quite dangerous.
There we go.
Now we start, we're going to get over here.
But the road is so busy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
I think you're trying to walk.
Yeah.
It's crazy this way. It's supposed to take a turn.
Yeah.
We're gonna cross this way.
We might have to just make our own crossing.
Just to kind of force people to wait.
How the hell did you cross?
How the hell did you get over there?
Oh my god.
Okay.
Oh my god, you're kidding me.
No.
I wrote about this place in my book and I'm going to tear it out.
No.
I'm sorry, I've got this place in my book and I'm going to tear it out.
Go to the garba. Go to the garba.
Fuck. Oh, shoulda gone.
You know what, it's fine.
We'll just see you at the next checkpoint.
Really?
I mean, this is fucked.
I don't see anything like it.
I can't see it. I'm looking this way.
I'm almost clear on the road, maybe I'll put the white Volvo, I'm fucking ok.
Ok, I don't mean to just kind of get in the road.
Oh my god, that was difficult.
That was the hardest part of the cycle.
Alright.
Alright.
It's on the iPad.
Oh, here's your mouse.
Yeah, it's pretty tough to get a mouse off the iPad.
Hi.
You're off the iPad mouse.
You got it?
That'd be from the very nice cafe you have.
Get me out of here.
All right.
How far up to the behind right there?
That's nice.
Oh yeah.
Is that a room?
Oh yeah, that's a room.
Really?
That's a floor.
Oh okay, damn.
We're gonna go to the cafe then, Mouse.
How many k's do we just do?
That's 24.
24?
We're 24 on the quickest route.
You guys are gonna run the coast the most here.
Oh okay.
I think we can reskip the coast the most of it.
Yeah, so I'll make it 24 then.
I'm just gonna do that and we'll get to the cafe and then next stop is lunch.
How far away is that one?
I don't think it's too far. I mean it's not a rush.
Use the top of the ladder.
This could be an iPad off.
Alright man, that's how you doing? You alright?
It's tilting down.
Yeah, it's tilting down but I mean honestly...
Oh shit.
I'm just happy to be here.
Hell yeah.
I don't know if I can show that either. Oh sorry, sorry sorry. I'll put my gloves off.
Mr. Paul? Yeah, do you have my heart right now? My life? This microphone? Can you just
give me a quick update real quick on the money? Sure. What is that? Some of the delays for
you signed that meteor in the air?
Hi.
Hi.
I want two million yet.
No, no, no, no.
One-oh-twenty.
Oh, wow.
One-oh-twenty?
Okay.
Uuup.
Now, I know I've probably missed some mega-donos here from the, I'm not used to writing numbers
as big.
If we get into the debt, so I can add a zero, I'm more familiar.
This is wild, $1,020,000, which on the day puts us at, excuse me, baking powder, $120,000 today,
just today.
And we're not done yet.
There's still a lot to go.
Look at all these giga-chats who got us into the water before we even started.
And there's still lots of room to add.
I just got to check with Sam and some of the people.
That's incredible.
$1,000.00.
$1,002.00.
Wow.
I know I missed some.
Look at all that.
Cycleth on 2026.
We're going to have to hang this in the Louvre, the streaming hall of fame.
We're gonna need a bigger check.
Next year I'll bring a fly plane with it.
I did.
I was gonna get a bigger one and then he was like, mate, just shut the fuck up and get
this one.
And I was like, why is it big enough?
He's like, yes.
What is your voice?
It is my voice.
But...
Sorry, so they're gonna have a donor one.
Yeah, is it broken?
Where's it done all the way?
It was working.
Oh, all right, all right, all right, all right.
It's 24.
Yeah, yeah, I should see, yeah.
See if it just like comes out of it.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's all right.
Sam, we'll get it.
Leave us a say.
Yeah, leave us a say.
We're absolutely cooking here.
Should we go look at the view?
Where'd Chris go?
I think he went to the bathroom.
Should we go look at the view, now?
Yes.
You're going to love the view.
Let's go look.
Let's go take a look.
Yeah?
Yeah, let's go look.
Ow!
I was trying, it's cold too.
Oh, wow this is really nice.
This is where you can pray?
I gotta pray.
This is where you can clean your mouth, you need to do that probably.
What?
This is where you can uh, you can purify
You think you go left hand first? Yeah, I'm still learning some of the
Yeah, Pete's got it
You can also drink it or clean your mouth. Let's give the beauty platform
The ladies are so pretty.
The ladies are so pretty?
Yeah.
The ladies are different colors here.
They were all so pretty.
That's it.
That's it.
Oh, that's so good.
This is like something out of a movie.
Wait, this is like in the game.
In the Chalazart game.
Is this in a Chalazart game?
Yes, it's in the movie, Gary.
We got a friend.
We got to take a picture.
I'm just giving him a phone.
Good cheese mouse.
Oh, really?
I'm just going to take a picture.
He's going to smile.
Okay.
Ready?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
May
Show
Tattay, Tattay, Tattay
Ah, excuse me, can I have it?
Ah, here you go, here you go
Ah, excuse me
Ah, excuse me, excuse me
Smile
I am
Let's get a good group one as well say group it all the cyclists and Pete
And he
I can't see your speed, you've got protection on your screen please.
Which angle? Like this?
All I see is protection.
No I mean your phone.
Oh, alright, alright.
I'm trying to look up.
It certainly angles my screen.
There we have a nice pick.
Oh, how cute.
The view's pretty cool.
I love this place.
It's very nice.
Before, when I came out eight years ago,
you used to be able to go down the same steps
on the stone steps, you sit down there,
but because of the traffic,
I've had to block it all off from down at Smith River.
Oh, it's a shame.
Come on.
It's a little shame.
In the book, I, in my new book,
I was like, the shit behind is beautiful.
Sit on the stone steps and feel the wind across your face.
Can't do that now.
My book is already redundant.
Ha ha ha.
Don't buy.
Don't even cross your pad.
Don't pre-order it now.
Shame, I understand why it's a hell of a road.
And people had to just literally dart in front of cars.
But the cars won't go against the fast line.
Yeah.
Just put traffic lights in.
Shall we have some coffee?
Yeah, let's have some coffee, please.
Wow.
Lunch is the next stop.
Cake it is, then.
Ah, for you, my friend.
Here you go.
Um, that sounds like a lot.
I think you should get that tall one.
I need a tall one.
Why don't you take mine, sir?
No, me and Chris love the coffee.
Here you go.
What?
I'll come here again.
I just don't want to go up a bunch of stairs to be honest with you.
Because we got a lot of cycle, thousands of dollars of donations.
Oh it's not that high.
I can walk up those, that's fine.
That's not the whole way right is it?
I don't know.
Is that it there?
I don't know.
I'm gonna investigate this cafe.
Go and get us a table.
Sure, man.
Anything for you to take.
Let's go.
Chris is going ahead to investigate the cafe.
There's Pete's cake.
Oh shit Pete, your cake.
I'm Jim.
Fatherhood looks good on you.
Next stop is Leon's Kennedy. I'm gonna beat some ass.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Oh, shit. Go for Leon.
I'm Daddy Leon.
It goes further up into the trees, but,
Mouse, they don't let devils in there.
Oh, yeah, oh, hi.
Yeah, that's a lot of steps.
I don't know.
The seal is too strong.
I'm gonna seal, I mean, steps.
I'll go take a look.
Wakey, wakey.
Hello.
I'm awake.
All right.
I'll go and do the hard work, Miles.
We'll go and set up at the cafe.
Oh, okay.
Can you give me something?
Yeah, we'll give you something.
This can be used as a packed BTS put it to you.
BTS!
There you go.
I love you boys.
BTS.
I love BTS!
Night of night.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
I'm supposed to like…
Mmm.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
Is that nice?
This is nice please.
This is great too.
You can put your phone back up.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, this is great too. You get the green, trees, trine, and you can see the little thing
jumping through.
There you go.
Torrigate. Torrigate. Thank you. Dividing.
There's a cafe here?
Yeah, we're gonna go there.
Whoa!
Is the iPad, uh, foldy thing, or?
It's like a tripod.
Not a tripod, just a case that's put on the table.
Is that here?
Sure.
Cheers.
Is it a Cocoa Slippery Cake?
Yeah, Cocoa Slippery.
Yeah, yeah, Cocoa Slippery Cake.
Yeah, yeah.
Is that far?
It's the same thing.
OK, cool.
Angelical singing.
I don't know the rest.
For the last?
I'll take her.
I offer you a gremlin, gods.
Take her off my hand.
Oh no, please!
Spare me!
Spare me!
Here me!
We're going to get curry for lunch.
Oh, Carrie!
Why are you getting me for lunch?
What do you want for lunch?
I too would like some food for lunch.
What do you want?
Oh, depends on what they got.
What is it?
Oh, is this one for this one?
It's very beautiful.
Wow.
What, what all kinds of stuff they got?
Don't know, I guess we'll find out.
We'll turn you down when we get in,
cause you can be a little loud,
you know how you are.
I know, I'm sorry, I'm Latino.
Yeah, oh, he's already in there.
Dude, this is beautiful.
Oh my God, and the coffee machine is like immaculate.
I want one.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Come on, let's go.
I want one.
I want one.
What?
I want one.
I want one.
Okay.
I want one.
Okay.
I want one.
I want one.
So, this cake is mine
I'll put some on it
Ah, I'll give it to you
I'll pick one
I'll get one for you
OK
I'll give it to you
That looks good
I'll give it to you
I'll give it to you
Yes
Oh, I see
Oh, what's this one?
Chocolate
Chocolate
White chocolate and raspberry
Hi, I'm here tomorrow.
You like going to the police?
Yeah, I got the rest of you on the video.
Thank you.
Ah, see what I'm saying.
Hi, I'm here tomorrow.
So, you have a sense?
Yes.
Hi, okay, okay.
Hello.
Yeah, take your shoes off, Mass.
Huh?
Take your shoes off.
I'm weird-headed.
Okay, camera.
I'm weird-headed.
Already had them off.
Maybe camera here and we can...
What's that?
Hmm?
Can I move that?
Oh.
Yeah, sure.
Oh, this is interesting.
I think he'll come here.
We'll probably not stay here too long because you're not going to be cheese.
So we're here for lunch, can we try?
Yeah, I'm fucking down man.
Can we?
We're monitoring it secretly the whole trip.
Really?
It's the one thing we haven't eaten really.
We went to Gasto too much, didn't we?
Do you like Gasto now?
What gasto?
Gasto.
It's a family restaurant where you can get everything but nothing.
You can order anything but it's like straight out of the microwave.
It's like Stroud and Michael A.
And yesterday we talked about,
because they have a playlist,
and on the playlist of songs they play,
they have the Spice Girls on repeat.
It's just a bit surreal sitting in a cheap Japanese restaurant
with two become one by the Spice Girls playing and repeat.
But for this, you always play Spice Girls.
I mean, you can bring it up on there.
It's kind of a gust stage folk.
You bring up every day.
Gusto, mate.
Gusto, Gusto.
She's a gust away.
It's like the Gusto.
Slocky Master and Spice Girls.
You like to become one you know you should do karaoke with Connor do that
I remember I heard it in this movie that I watched all together where this couple like
it's a body horror movie.
Oh I saw that yeah.
All together into one person.
Yeah James Franke's brother Dave Franke right yeah.
Yeah it's pretty good it was pretty good.
It's cool yeah it takes a weird term but yeah I forgot about that that was quite a Christian
piece of the song.
Yeah it's a very weird movie.
What was it called? It was called like...
Together?
Together, yeah, that's it. I watched it with Charlotte a few months ago.
Oh, what if you guys turned into one person?
It would be a bright mess. Canadian, British mess.
Oh, God.
The whole accent would win. Dini, 100 dollars, donation.
The donations are still coming in thick and fast.
It's been crazy.
One million and twenty-one thousand three hundred and twenty-four dollars.
That's a lot of dollars.
Anybody?
Pete Scrumble was doing his hair.
How was the shine?
Oh, it was, it was, you guys didn't miss too much, but it was really pretty.
Oh, there was such a shit.
It's not right up there.
You missed nothing.
Well, it was, it was cool.
Very, very nice.
Chris's wife is Canadian, yes.
From Vancouver Island.
Vancouver Island.
Yeah, it's good enough.
You love to go to Calgary.
Why do you want to go to Calgary?
Half of Calgary was what she did yesterday.
The ice tower is too big.
This is too big.
My legs are too big.
It's not built for a man who's an inch down.
I mentioned ice tower.
Can you trust me?
The flat cushion.
This cushion is genuinely quite painful.
There you are.
This table is like...
This table is like also it's angled so I can't get my feet underneath it.
Yeah, there's a big barrier.
We look like children at being an old's table.
I'm right.
The only good thing about Calgary is my aunt.
Laugh at her.
Laugh at my aunt.
Yeah, very nice shirt.
Canada Mentioned.
That's a nice look of a case.
I look fine.
Let's go.
I'm from Edmonton.
Edmonton.
They've got ice hotels as well. Can I link with it?
Yeah!
What have you been in the summer, does it help?
Well, they don't like me to build a normal hotel.
They suit me.
I don't think you'd build a hotel that's concrete.
What the fuck is wrong with that?
Edmonton's better than Calgary.
They're both a shit.
Not my words. The words of Chassoun.
It's true.
I've been to neither.
But I'll tell you, Vankeve Rylons, I believe it.
Vankeve is kind of...
Victoria is nice.
Vancouver.
The two schools.
The big country, can I?
I want to get a cycle from 10.
Oh, a cycle from 10.
Vancouver Island to
Nova Scotia.
Easy, too.
Two weeks job done.
So, what, two weeks?
Two weeks, three weeks?
Three months?
Oh my goodness.
How long would that actually take?
A long time.
How long would it take?
Two months.
As long as an Ironmast stream.
Yeah, a short one.
A short, short Ironmast stream.
Yeah.
Hey!
It's 6,000 kilometres from Victoria to Halifax, and we've done 1,200 a say.
Yeah, take three months.
You can easily double your pace, so you've been slacking.
I mean, we're not going to have much.
In ten years' time, probably not going to have much else to teach.
And what about your third E-SIM company or your own company that you've created?
Book 50.
Excuse me.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, you've got the snow cake.
I don't want females.
For me?
No, it's yours.
Thank you.
Neither.
I can't wait to eat it.
If you have any left over, I can help most.
Oh my God, it's so cute.
What does he get?
He got the milk pudding.
He's certified to store it.
Milk pudding and a down payment.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes.
Oh, that's a real egg.
Yeah, that's a real egg.
It's also half-eaten.
I thought it was just your father.
Cleger Sabre.
You know, Chris told me, he was like,
you know, what's wrong with your beard?
It's so white and ragged.
And he's like, I'll pluck my these white hairs.
I've plucked my hair.
I was too much now.
Spending the week with Connor.
White hair speed run.
White hair speed run.
What's that one?
What's in it?
Ooh!
Want to try it?
There's two pots.
Yeah sure.
Is it strawberry?
It's strawberry.
It's raspberry.
Raspberry?
Do you like it?
It's very good.
I want to try the white chocolate one.
I want to try that one too.
I'm fucking into mine.
Okay, now we have to try.
I do love a good berry.
Good berry.
Chopsticks.
Actually, I'll save that one for you.
That's like a good bite.
No, no.
I want the corner edge.
Is it dumb?
What's the...
The mochi and white cake.
The pork is so small.
That's extraordinary.
That is very good.
This is good.
This is nice, right?
This is the size of my normal course.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I got this one.
They had this tonic coffee, which is like carbonate.
I didn't even try to walk.
I've been driving.
Okay.
I also tried to walk.
Oh, no.
Thank you.
Where's your dango?
Where's your dango?
There you go.
I'm on.
Sure.
What do you mean?
I'm on.
Okay, I'm just trying this tonic.
How's it going?
Oh, I love this.
It's very sweet.
You like it?
I don't like it that much.
It's like a clumped soda.
Yeah.
Coffee.
Coffee.
It's refreshing.
On a hot day this would be
this would be about a hammock. Now I just, I could hear the sound of the waves.
Can I sound with Joey from a hammock? Yep, Joey's hammock dealer. Oh what a lot of.
Okay, well it's a quiet taste. As you get older you lose taste buds so that's why
you start liking stronger flavors. So you remember what it's like to be alive.
So you should use taste buds. That's so perfect. Yep. That's the reason I live. I know man,
it's gonna be a rough one. That's great. Me like you. Is the white chocolate one nice?
More. Which is better with the tea? Probably about the right one.
You go to this cafe seven years ago?
No, I wasn't here then.
Oh.
Eight years ago.
You got to update your book.
Yeah.
You can no longer access the shrine.
Please ignore this whole chapter.
Fuck.
It's quite annoying, really.
I questioned the research that you put into it.
I need to revisit everywhere.
Oh my gosh.
$500 from anonymous. Thank you
What we're gonna hit four days ago, but um one point one
Yep, no, yes. Yes. Oh, it's cool. I'm actually ready. It's gonna well
Well, that poor bloke yesterday who was like,
I will do every dollar.
And then I was like, okay fine, here's 500.
He's like, shit.
Stop the timer.
He did it.
He did it.
He was an absolute giga-chat.
He was like, I'll do it.
Dude, raspberries are so yummy.
They are, right?
I never have them though.
Like, I just, I have, everyone has strawberries and bananas,
but the rest?
You can get them at Costco.
I'm very glad to make it.
Yeah, they don't really sell them in Japan,
but you can get them at Costco.
It sounds like you're having potato chips.
Oh!
Oh, no.
Oh, is that Cheerios?
I'm eating cracker.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's almost medicine time.
I need something to make it yummy.
Oh.
I'll just keep zooming out.
I'll keep going.
I'll keep zooming you back in.
What?
I'm zooming out?
Keep zooming your eye.
Zoom it back in.
It's so weird.
I'm not doing anything.
Oh.
She got 19k until, um, her crazy, what?
19k.
We're going to, we're going there?
Yeah.
Ooh.
Traditional Kote Kote cuisine.
Hey, Coco Ichiban is one of the best.
We've been done with this like we have.
Don't mess with perfection.
I can find you a joyful if you want.
Ah!
Coco Ichiban.
Good night.
Good night, buddy.
He's a trial little boy because she got into water.
Oh, I'm so sleepy.
You're not in the mood, you can't even feel something.
No, my son hits me if I do that.
My son's twice as smart as I am already.
He's bilingual, complaining.
The bar was low.
The bar was very low, to be fair.
Little baby wants a nappy.
Why don't you have a tawny?
You gotta wake up, buddy, because there are, like, not just a thousand.
There are tens of thousands of people relying on you to entertain, to educate, to raise awareness.
I'm going to get an espresso. I'm going to leave. I want to try that espresso. I bet it's a cup of like.
I like this little tonic thing. It's great.
Do you like it?
I do.
You're a fool.
You're a fool, Harry Potter. I do rule everything.
I feel so good today
Maybe it's because I woke up and I had a vision that before we even left
We would make a million dollars and it happens
And then my nightmare happened you guys got nearly naked and crawled in the water
And I was like, huh, we're gonna have a cold sweat. People's your lowest and how did you get out?
The lowest I ever had I can tell you I've seen it
The lowest that I'm willing to share, well I did steal toilet paper from a public park.
I didn't do it because I loved the game.
Well I didn't do it because I loved the game. I was completely and utterly broke.
And so I feel like I had moved to Japan and I had taken this big risk and come all the way to this country
with a dream of success and just a great future.
And what happened was, after two years, I was nearly penniless.
I couldn't afford anything.
I thought health insurance was optional, and it's not, so they garnished my wages.
So I couldn't even afford food.
I had to borrow money.
I had to eat just eggs and rice.
And I thought, this sucks really bad.
I don't know.
I hate my job.
I hate my opportunities.
I don't have any friends.
Everybody I met was going home because their time was up.
And I just thought, I'm 28.
I don't have anything going for me,
and I don't know what to do.
And that lasted for about six months.
But when I got out, I knew that if I started,
that renewed my search for like,
no one's gonna come out here and just help me.
Yeah, you're gonna do it.
I gotta learn this myself.
And I think that for my collegiate career,
I'd been kind of coddled a little bit.
I'd always been given some opportunities
that maybe I deserved or didn't.
And I finally learned that the only way
I can get out of this mess
is if I start making active choices to do that.
So I started looking for a new job.
I got lucky and found a high school.
That was near my place that I could teach at.
And that-
But you never would have got lucky
if you didn't search for it.
I searched really hard for it.
Yeah, it was pretty bleak though, man.
I was pretty depressed.
So yeah, that was at 28 years old.
So how was the turning point when you wake up
and you went, fuck it, I'm short of this now.
No, I thought that the turning point for me was,
I'm trying to remember, oh my god, like,
I'd come home and it was maybe last train
because, oh, I remember this.
I went to the bank at, it was payday,
and this was when they garnished my wages.
And I went to the post office where my bank was
and I was like, I couldn't withdraw,
there's nothing in there.
And I was like, I don't ask for your missed payday.
I was like, they're asking me to take today's payday,
and I had no money to go home, like nothing.
And I was trying to talk to the teller
And they were like, no, you don't have any money.
We can't give you any money.
And I was like, please, I don't know.
Let me try a different bank book.
Nothing.
And this woman was like, let him take some money out.
And they were like, no.
So I had to go to the police station, the co-bomb,
and they will give you enough money to take your train home
and then send you a bill to pay it back later.
Really?
Like, they won't pay.
Oh, wow.
I was like 45 minutes from home by train.
And I got, so I was debating with these people for hours.
I got home, it was like 11, couldn't even get food.
So I walked back, opened my fridge, and I was like,
oh, how lucky, ice.
And you salted it, I salted it, I put it on the prior.
And then I was like, oh, that tasted great.
And that's why I made a joke a few days ago.
I see.
Well, if you, the hungriest I've ever been,
like the best food is just sleep.
You just like, cause you can't eat it, you don't need money.
So, I woke up and I called my mom and she Western Union
moneyed to me, which is like even harder to get.
So that's another story of the stuff.
But I thought, okay, this is so shit.
I always hold myself.
I wanted to live in Japan.
And I'm here now and I should be thankful.
But I've got to do something about this.
So I started calling, cold calling, different companies
and interact for its many faults somehow.
I really, really forgot me an amazing opportunity.
How'd you know it was interact?
I was.
So I got out of it, but then even that took like two or three more years just to
So that somebody was asking you today. They were like how's it how cool is that you just get to see all Japan all the time
I go well my first decade. I saw none of them. You look very hard to get that
And even then I was like I met you guys saying that you you guys bring me along on these adventures
So vicariously, I've seen 30 prefectures 20 different cool attractions
But when I was here for my first decade, it was, I know this road and kitchen,
origin, bento.
You should write a book.
I don't do it in the interest of anything.
I can give you all the tools in the mind.
You should follow this guy and write in two books of the worst things ever done.
That was your low point?
That was not my low point.
Okay.
But that wasn't my low point.
I think you should write a book, that would be fascinating.
You know I talked to so many creators who look up to you guys, you know, and that's true though
It's like all of the three of us. I shut down. That's what my first message is. First of all, you're so dumb.
But then they say like well, it's not fair. I've been streaming and I just don't know if it's working and I said
Yeah, I'll do it. I'll be like I'm 20 or 23, 28, and I said that's great
And I'm glad that you're showing interest in it
But there are so much more of life experiences that may be necessary before you come back to this and it works
Because it's not, I didn't start Streamtel's 37, which is still eight years away from where
you're at now.
Yeah, yeah.
And you've done this for a decade already.
Yeah, for a decade.
You've done it for 13 years.
Something called that.
The shortest now stream is three years.
So, like, those I didn't have the life experiences yet to do that, but I stayed connected to
the arts.
I met really cool people.
I never kind of gave up my dream of doing something that I wanted to do.
Sometimes you just gotta wait.
Sometimes you gotta wait.
I'll based on your book.
What are the adventures of Uncle Pete?
I think we should genuinely make a coloring book.
That's what I want to make.
I genuinely want to make a coloring book.
Like a ready point in the story.
Like a ready point in the story.
Like a ready point in the story.
Like a ready point in the story.
Man, being broke is a necessary evolution when you need to experience two things, I
think.
Completely being broke and working in service industry.
It just gives you such an empathy of being like thankful for it.
Yeah, McDonald's.
It's pretty brutal.
That was no fun.
Everyone was just like the worst human being ever.
It was pretty gross.
What was wrong with old like?
Are you coming to work ever?
Yeah man, I don't know.
You take one employee.
You wouldn't come back until three hours later.
I was like, someone never seen a game.
You just take something.
Did you get to make the hand verbal?
No, I didn't get to make the hand verbal.
No, but they did.
Oh, yeah.
Those who were taken.
No, write a book.
OK.
I'll help you write it.
Thank you.
You do have the experience.
I'm with the audio book, please.
And again, those are like, every year that starts in January,
I always say, OK, I know that I always
predict at least three or four bad things
that I can't predict are going to happen.
So when they do inevitably.
Roll with the punches.
Roll with the punches, but I always remind myself of that.
She had no credit cards, but then you ran out of money.
No, I couldn't get a credit card, because it's not even yours.
You get into debt, there's not a solution to this.
I mean, I just racked up credit card debt.
No, I didn't.
So I was always like, oh, there's another 1,000 in the overdrive.
I keep going down, so I never had that money,
but I ran out of money because I was so far into the overdrive.
No one was there, thank you.
So she was like, when you get out of a touch of credit cards.
So I just assumed they were like, not for me.
It's good to do it, but you pay it off and get the credit card.
Why did you do that?
Pay it in full.
I was just thought I don't have to ever get a credit card.
Good advice.
I should.
I'll only spend money on that.
Pay off my money.
I didn't know.
I do now.
You should do it because it really helps you pay.
No, I do now.
Well, I'm not the financial advisor.
I'm a cyclothorpe.
But yeah, back in the day I was like, don't do it.
But in Japan, it's as a foreigner, can you hire a credit card?
I don't have one.
I don't have one.
I've got my own credit card.
No, no, no.
You wouldn't want to get other pennies anymore.
It's great.
It's great.
It's really the same card, right?
And whenever we go out drinking, we always do credit card with that.
Yes, so whenever we go to the bar everyone puts their cards in and then we ask the staff to pick a card
It's great because his is just the better-looking version of mine. So they never pick mine
It's awesome. His is gold fucking shining in mine. It's like shit
If we go back ten years mine just folds down like it's a piece of paper
It doesn't even have a card
But like and also we're lucky if we for some others some of people have the weighty ones
Yeah, it's all brings the weight one. It's like you're so down
Yeah, that's gonna get chosen immediately.
Because the person's just gonna pick the fucking,
what is it, the Damascus steel?
It's like, they're gonna pick you.
Yeah, so, but now, and that was the other thing
that I realized was if you ever spend even a week
in Japan traveling or anything, inevitably,
you can ask, what's your favorite place?
Where should I go?
What should I do?
The most memorable thing I've found 100% of the time
is some random thing that you cannot predict
that you're going to have an interaction with the local,
or you're going to get an Isekai,
and someone's going to buy you a drink, or whatever.
So for me, I had millions of those where I would go to bars
or Isekai, and my wife, my girlfriend, at the time,
she'd say, you should go out and meet friends.
You need to go out.
Just leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
And I would go to the Isekai, the local one,
and the bartenders would tell me, and I'd say, hey,
here's my limit tonight.
Not like drinking.
I was like, I only have two thousand.
So this is not even coming.
But like, discreetly, let me just give me a water.
Like, I don't want to worry about.
Give you the cheapest whiskey and cheapest soda.
And inevitably, we'd be talking and then they'd be like,
somebody, I'd be talking to a stranger and they'd say,
well, you know, you should get another drink.
I'm like, no, I'm good.
And they'd be like, no, no, no, it's my treat.
I'd be like, you really don't have to do that.
And then inevitably, we'd be there for an extra two hours
meeting friends and having stories.
So I have like this ledger in my mind of like things I've got to return that favor
I'll never see those people again, but I hope hopefully can
But I mean I thought that's why I was just like to pay for things. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun
It was fun having one thing you can't pay for you know people around you
It's a there's a book called die with zero. I think I misinterpreted it though. I was like, let's do all the money
It's supposed to start with zero, but it's a cool philosophy here. I mean, that's a great philosophy. Yep
Why would you take hundreds of thousands of dollars?
Well, the other main premise I realized when I talk further inspection is like too many people save a lot of their money
It's to a point where they're like when I'm older, I'll do max
But by that time you cannot predict your health or your situation or life sonics
Enjoy it as you go
in moderation of course.
Don't go to zero here.
I soup, here I come.
Yeah, so like I soup, man.
But like going and not putting off like fun things
to the very end, yeah, it's a good idea.
You never know what it's gonna be.
I got really depressed one time.
I saw this tweet in a, it really made me sad.
Someone was like, I've just come to Japan
and I'm sitting in the hotel room.
I didn't know what to do.
And I was like, that's the most depressing tweet I've ever seen.
I'm fucking the Homo-no-tail artist.
Just get out of the sauna.
I don't know, but it was depressing though.
They thought that someone was willing to go to that length
and not know how to execute them, like when they get there.
Just watch the world of Japan.
That's a good idea.
Don't leave the hotel room.
Keep watching as if you're there.
That's ridiculous.
I can't live in real life.
That was a treat.
Oh my goodness.
Dick, I just go to the last one.
What would you do, Mass, if you were in Japan?
What was the first thing you'd go to?
Nassan, you go to a store.
Uh, I don't know.
I'd just walk around outside.
See, that's also so sick.
But you'll find something.
You'll find something.
I'm just going to a store, talk to someone, so far.
I just find something, I just not be in my hotel, I'm not so sure.
Yeah.
I soup here, I come.
Mine would almost always be food something.
Yeah. Any country, any place, I'd be like, it's food time.
I just love it.
I should know about ice soup.
I don't know anything.
Brother, I hope you never do.
Uh, yeah.
I think my mom was, I think my mom knew I was going to be a reckless vendor,
because the meals she fed me were like with the cheapest of the cheap in a good way because it
was like beans and toast every Tuesday night every Tuesday night every Tuesday night every Tuesday
night with beans and toast and my favorite dish which sounds ridiculous was just mashed potato
with spam but we just mix it all up in a pan and I would eat like three kilograms no way and then
I think she thought like she was like he's gonna get sick of this shit and not giving me more
And then we had a one called a Scouse Soup, because my dad's Scouse, but they make us
Scouse, which is just like, you put like a couple of chunks of meat and then a bunch
of veg and just stew it.
And then they would make it up for like four days and then we'd eat it every day.
Wow!
And I remember being, I remember being, I remember being, I remember being, I remember being, I
remember being, I was like, when are we going to have, not Scouse, man, I don't know, I want
the mashed potatoes.
Spam back please.
I don't understand that. She's like,
nah, you get what you're given.
And I was like, I love it.
Now I miss that food.
That's hardy. He grew up in Victoria, England.
What is this?
Pretty, what?
And then they sent me off to Trinidad to clear the house.
And then whenever I asked my mom, I was like,
I want McDonald's. She'd be like, you're dumb.
I'm saying, we're setting off a vacation.
Well, I'm glad we don't eat it.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I'll just work there.
Oh, yeah, that's fair.
And then my mom always said, she's like,
you'll get sick of it, working there.
And then like day like 90 of working there,
I was like, still tastes amazing.
It's never gonna happen.
I get to make my own sandwich now.
Did you have a custom that you would make
that was like, I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, I would just add everything to everything.
Like, you know, because you get carried away
when the toppings are free.
And then the staff, the managers always get really annoyed.
But you're like, you can't add chicken nuggets
to the fucking chicken legend it was called back then.
Right, right, right, yeah.
You remember the chicken legend?
That was so fucking good.
The best was my little cheat code at Pizza Place
that I like to do.
I work with several, but you'll of course like the jalapeno pepperoni, green pepper,
honey, whatever, you throw it in and then it depends on the place, but some of them
pizza has some dominoes, like a rack, that it slides through, like a hotel toaster.
Send that shit right back there so it's double crispy.
Oh, it's amazing.
You have to get an idea.
All of it's really, like the cheese is nice and browned and it's unbelievably good.
You can actually order that.
You're like, I want it sent through twice.
I'm going to get a espresso.
I feel great just talking about pizza again.
You wanna get a spot?
I want one espresso.
I need an espresso.
A espresso.
I'll go get it for you.
No, no, no, no.
No, I'm paying, there's my last list of my ledger.
Can you, you definitely would cry this one as well.
A what?
A cry one as well.
That's a bit more than I bargained for,
but I suppose I can try.
Get an espresso.
Uh, ice coffee.
We should get one for you.
You're gonna get an espresso.
An espresso's a shot.
I can shot that.
You'll shot that.
Okay, here's the shot.
Give me the espresso.
Because there's a nice coffee, we're gonna be here for the next 10 hours.
He's being slow though, can you tell him off?
It's Vanessa, that's her name, he's this guy.
Four old people.
And stop that!
What a story.
The whole time I was thinking, I've had no money, but I had a credit card.
Why did you run out of money?
I think from the age of 18 to 25, I was constantly in the 2000s in my overdraft.
Truth or dare, I've never ridden a debt, I don't know.
I don't know.
I just always saved.
saved. Yeah I suppose it's hard to get a credit card. I don't credit cards with your parents like
are you foreign? Yes. No credit card for you. So I've got one there. I mean I've got a loan
from university but I don't got a scholarship as well so I got a loan and scholarship. You've got a
scholarship and then you rig the game because your teacher passed you because he thought you
She was a C-Con VA fan.
Did you hear this story, Mouse?
The other day?
Mouse?
What?
Did you hear Connor, like, rigged his degree?
He, like, escaped his degree.
What?
I didn't scan my degree.
You didn't scan my degree?
No, I didn't scan my degree.
He failed his test, but the...
No, the guy liked me.
The teacher liked Connor because Connor...
He liked me.
The teacher's daughter...
That was one reason.
The teacher's daughter watched Connor's YouTube.
And she was like, Father, have mercy.
Have mercy on the dickhead.
I think that was a conversation.
Even the parts.
It was like, okay, fine.
Dearest.
Damn, you fucked the teacher's daughter that part.
I didn't say that.
I didn't fuck the teacher's daughter.
Well, I missed all kinds of cool stuff.
No, I did not do that.
I didn't.
If it's what it took, then.
Yes, I'm joking.
Oh, so what a disaster.
I didn't actually need to pay for it.
I was like, no, be, no, be.
Now I'm actually losing money. So they get back to the 80s and back to the 80s store.
That's my buddy.
Do you know what? I don't think you have a degree. I don't have a...
I mean, you don't need a degree. A degree is such a waste of his time.
It's like, useless.
He's not really useless.
It's useless right now.
If you were a teacher in Japan, or do stuff in Japan, that's just like...
Even then, you don't really want to...
Well, no. You don't learn anything.
I mean, did you learn much? You're an engineering girl?
I mean, if I had immediately gone into doing engineering, yes, but now it's useless.
I've got to make a wind turbine.
What was that wave turbine?
Wave energy harvesting.
I liked learning.
I liked the college experience.
I mean, for me, it bought me time.
You can learn things now.
I'm going to go to college.
No, no, no.
I mean, for me, at age 18, I don't think I was ready to lock in as an adult, so I think
for me...
Me at 25, I just got ready to lock in as an adult.
So I think it gave me three years of just living on my own, which I think I'd never done before.
I mean, I don't regret that.
That allowed me to kind of...
I don't regret that.
I don't regret going to the universe.
I don't regret that.
I liked college.
I don't want...
I had a lot of space.
I had a lot of space.
I had a lot of space.
I had a lot of space.
I had a lot of space.
There's the rest of it.
That's the espresso.
It's a bit small, isn't it?
That's a one-shot espresso.
That's it?
Yeah, that's not a double.
It's a single.
Scam talk music.
For me though, I feel like it allowed me to, you know, kind of live on my own and kind of, yeah, mature and make financial decisions.
Oh boy, did I. I was like, what? I got a federal grant. I can buy a 40-inch TV and then, whoops.
Well, dude, the casino advertised at our local, I think, every Thursday night students got to play poker for free.
Oh my god.
The first blind was free.
Uh-uh.
Oh, sorry, don't be.
Of course I went because I was late.
That's a very little student late.
But I had horrible experience right away because I sat down at like 8pm and I get in his blind,
immediately hands it down. There's a guy, it's like, sorry, it's like 11pm and there is literally
the most bloke of blokes sitting opposite me on the table. It's Bassa, he's 50 plus, he goes,
Love, could I get a full English at 11 p.m.
So he's sitting on this poker table with a full English beside him.
Playing poker.
He clearly is there all the time.
Yeah.
And he clearly loves playing poker and he clearly loves playing against students because they're
fucking stupid and easy marks.
He's a shark.
You know, the money's still in there.
It's like actual money.
You can win money.
And I can't forget how he's won.
So you know, of course I was like, dude, hell yeah, I want free money.
And I was like, I'll take the free drinks and they were like, it's not free, so I was
I was like, okay.
And then you keep, pay for drinks, casinos, everyone's.
And then I'm playing on this table
and the first hand gets dealt.
It's like, it's a full table, and I get it.
And I get one card, Ace.
I'm like, okay, next card, Ace.
Oh!
First hand of my first time in a casino ever.
And I'm like, okay, I'll play it out.
So luckily, I beat his King Ace.
And Ace came, so I had triple A's.
Oh, so.
And he had a great hand, too.
And he fucking lost it.
He was like shouting at me, he was like, of course, the fucking kid shows up and fucking gets through fucking aces
I said, I was just sitting there like, what the fuck?
And then I like stood up to go to the toilet, you better not fucking leave the table
I'm gonna get my fucking money back
And I was like, okay, I'm like 19 and he's like, wow
He's already gone through like four lines. Of course. Yeah. Well, so you but I mean that is a bad thing for him
What happened? I didn't losing all my money to him. Oh
There's no cool ending to the story. Well, then I didn't buy back guys. No, it is left
I can't believe the casino is advertising free Poconauts
So smart get into the casino kids
Well, it's like when rebel would like destroy cans one can go down
They would just leave them in like trash piles, people would see them and be like,
oh this looks bad, I gotta try that.
Pod, AUD to USD conversion rate kinda screwing me, but at least my name would be easy for Pete to write.
Pod, POD.
What?
Yeah, one thousand dollars.
Really?
Hey wait, I'm not stupid.
Just so you know.
It was DOP, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Got it.
Doc, you're my man.
That's insane.
Shall we?
I'm on lunch.
I was, I won a pretty nice online poker tournament once.
tournament once. But it was still like $2,000 per hour.
That's crazy. Yeah, it was on the 9th.
Before? It's kind of after. Oh, no, I've got to be before.
Before what? Before what? I guess.
Before way before. It was like 2004, 2005.
So where do these $2,000 dollars go, Mr. Pete?
Well, I'll see.
So I lost it. I started playing cash games online.
No.
And I was playing a game called Omaha High Love, which is a...
Oh.
Actually, I think it was just Omaha High.
Omaha High, you know, Texas holding to get two cards.
Oh my get four and I had a really nice hand, but anyway, the other guy to better
And I lost like nine hundred dollars on that and went and took a bath and cried
That was that was it. Just sit in the toilet
Hmm bath tub. Oh good. So some of this. Oh, it's a lovely
Okay, boy that guy was a mean jerk to you though. Yeah, he was fucking awful
Some of us should...
So I sneered.
Say hello, man.
Hello.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, she's not caught.
Oh, she's not.
Hi, let's sit down.
Let's sit down.
Did she say happy to see you, man?
Uh, I don't know.
I think.
You're smiling so much
She's like, if that isn't the cutest thing I know, Espresso Conec
I wish I could have done it
It's not me too but oh fuck off!
You can fuck off, mate!
You can fuck off!
Oh, come on, you can fuck off!
You can fuck off!
That is very nice
It is obviously big, right?
Yeah, it's a little bit of stuff
And then, it's already...
Oh, Ma, Ma, this is what some people show
Hey!
I must have seen that episode
I did!
I like it!
I like this show.
Turn this off.
That was a prove it.
Prove you watch the show. Sing the theme song.
Can you recognize this?
Chill out!
Chill out!
Chill out!
Are you guys ready to get back on the bike?
Yeah.
I did love to hear it.
Oh, are you a Patreon supporter?
Oh, are you a patreon supporter are you a patreon supporter Paul of Chilla?
Are you a patreon supporter?
awesome oh yeah of course 100% I love chillers yay I love chillers too
let's go! thank you game
um I think there will have to be
ohhh
that's what they all think it is
you know the community is so good
it's not co-coach Evander it's co-coach
nooooo
there must be a co-coach
I'll do our cycle fucking 30 times per character.
Was it Coco's family?
It was Coco's family.
What was the biggest thing that happened to Coco?
It was great.
Or was it Parasocial?
I don't remember.
Parasocial?
I like the Vtuber one.
I was going to say...
Yeah, there was one.
There's a Cocoage band you made.
Right next to Coco.
Yeah, Parasocial one was really good.
How's it going?
Did you play Acomantle?
Yeah, there's one.
There was a lot going on.
I'm simulating.
Oh!
That's right, that shit.
That's because it's got Coco's, like, you think it is.
I don't know why that's my guy.
I can't see any of them.
I'm not from a Baskin Robbins.
I don't know if I'm from a Baskin Robbins.
I think something's wrong.
I don't know if they re-did it.
Are you the bikes?
You're getting a muscle.
Yes, you are.
I found a good bike store.
Oh, I even made a good plan.
Dopp?
Dopp?
That's what he said. He's like, I'll make it simple.
I know my letters. Dopp.
I think.
Pod?
Was it Pod?
Yeah, it was Pod.
Yeah, I'm good.
Do you think you're such a gigachat?
Oh, PD.
That's like pulling the side of your mouth.
Wait, I know it was...
No, it sounded like four kilometers.
If I was broke, I'd be miserable.
And there's another one.
I watched, honestly, I was like the meme.
I was neighbor's Wi-Fi, YouTube.
I had to hold it, and I lived in a loft.
I had to climb up to the loft, and I had to like stool and put my little computer thing
that it based on other walls, so it caught the two bars, and I just sat there and watched
Iron Chef on Japanese YouTube.
He's going to make things, take up the right one.
My chef is so huge.
Yeah, that's why I quoted it in the classroom like all the time.
Okinawa su de mukai kudasai!
Which means, let's give a round of applause for these guys.
Kyo no tamakori!
We're gonna get masked back on the body.
His flavor is turning across Japan.
When I'm depressed, I can't go explore Japan.
I read this book and I feel like I'm already there.
Oh, here.
Wow.
Wait a minute.
On a hot December night, Pete Peachy goes down to the creek and washes the blood.
blood who's Pete peachy
Washes the blood off my hands these hands are soaked in ivory
Wait, what book Waxi Given speed emptied the dregs of tea. Let's make a deal
I'll tell you about the moon if you promise will take you back straight after what in the hell book did you write?
I must have it
I guess I was in my inebriated phase when you did this part.
Okay, you're pretty secure right now, I'd say.
You guys may not be in Japan, but you'll feel like you're there when you read this very book.
Every refusion, every destination, told and thrilling, outdated.
Eight years delayed.
We lived seven years ago in Japan as an escape, and then you can pre-order my third book,
dated version called re-journeying the journey across to back.
A revisited guide.
At Waterstones now.
But don't let the water go under the bridge and miss your pre-order.
We're out here Sunday times Bercelor, but doesn't it sound better to be able to do
back Sunday Bercelor?
Mr. Christopher Brown.
Mr. Christopher Brown.
There's already two.
What's the first one?
The book was something I've just heard twice.
The paper back from the hardback.
One here, please.
OK, sure.
You don't become a three times bestseller without reprinting your own work in ten different
times and ensuring that you get two times the awards.
Well you're going to get two times the knowledge because this is a hefty tone.
We're talking hundreds of different stories, tons of new cameos and characters, some named,
some unnamed, and you'll feel like you've been from tip to tip of your own, whether
you're Ludwig Michael or Christopher himself, you'll feel a new kinship with this great
country but only if you get your advanced company of journey across Japan in stores
Wow Wow
The pre-orders are open today.
That's so fun. I love your stream, because sometimes they just get thrown away.
Well, this one's just broken.
There's my safe.
They do get thrown away.
Stay up to understand the mission.
True.
My calling on the cycle is literally like doing my entire story in there. They didn't see my face
It was facing you guys. No, that's like it's like one of those like interviews when they don't want to show the victims face
It's like Peter super Peter
Please add a distorted effect
I gotta go to the bathroom, so I'm gonna leave this.
I'm gonna go back in.
They got to remind me of Chris a lot.
Very demanding.
I don't know, he's the Buffalo kid.
Buffalo Bill.
Senator?
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Where'd it go?
Oh, we're looking for it.
Oh, I think so.
It's fine, it's a thermal, I don't know.
So it's on a fucking 8-demol.
I did fucking 8-demol.
What observation?
There you go.
OK.
Test.
We can test.
I have no idea if I might still actually.
It's ready for 23 kilometers.
Testing, 1, 2, 3.
23.
Nice. Charging? Yep.
Chat, you ready? Maus, you ready?
Strapped in. Seatbelts on?
Now she's...
You're looking good.
Alright, let's go then.
You're helmet on, mouse.
You're helmet on.
From mouse, that's Colin.
And team that is amazing annual support.
Yeah, pleasure.
Sorry Chet, I'm just kind of getting the thing adjusted here.
Let's turn you up.
Hello, can you talk?
Nice, good, good, good.
I trust you. I can't see it, but I trust you.
Hello?
Yeah.
Oh, good. Are you excited for Coco Ichis?
What is Coco Ichiban?
It's going to be delicious.
Oh my God, it's delicious.
Oh my God, it's delicious.
What do you want to eat there?
I don't know, it looks like it's almost there.
Oh dude, anything you could ever imagine is there.
Is that chicken nose?
I do have chicken nuggets. Do you want nuggets?
They have chicken nuggets.
They're not very good.
Oh my God, sometimes these pants are very unforgiving.
I think we can get from here, wouldn't it cost the road mouse?
Oh my god, wait, that's a military truck.
Look at that.
Look at that
Donating an honor of our side through in July. Oh, that's the love
Love you guys. Yes
He's so he's gone like well, he's so sweet. I love that man
I can't hear you very well, you're talking loudly.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm just trying to get onto the god damn road, but this road's so busy.
Yeah.
It's like the only road here.
Beautiful, and today, lovely countryside around Iwako.
Yeah, we're waiting for a goddamn opening.
Make the opening, Mouse.
Yeah, it's pretty hot to hear you right now.
You need to boost your volume. Maybe I can boost you too, I don't know.
I mean this word is just so it's louder.
I didn't turn it down.
You're on max right now I think.
Yeah, I mean I can try the other button.
I know I turned it out of the cafe, but I put it back up, I'll show you.
I'll find a crosswalk.
What's up?
It's just very loud now, sorry.
Now, now, people, if they follow the laws, they should give way to us.
Well, we can be a bit more aggressive.
Even the military guys, not...
Alright, I'm gonna force this.
Thank you, thank you, see?
Stupid...
You got a wrong mouse! Those zombies are coming!
What does he call me?
Waka, the racist guy from Final Fantasy X.
What the hell is he talking about?
He's racist, bro.
What the hell is he talking about, bro?
He's so racist.
What the hell is he talking about?
Lackos!
Lackos?
Alex Myers, FGC, he's asking for you to check line.
Oh, okay.
Well, I can't check now.
I'll do the lunch.
Dude, there's so much military shit.
Oh, my God.
Look at all the military trucks, bro.
Maybe there is a zombie outbreak.
There's a zombie outbreak!
You're gonna run!
The T-Virus! They unleashed it!
Oh my God, more military drugs!
Hopefully I can see the VOD since I have to open in a few hours, but here is my cut from my paycheck this week.
Thank you.
Damn, look at that view.
Look at that view.
Oh my God, all the military is coming out.
Oh my God, more military!
What are they doing?
Mouse!
Not high, if the zombie outbreak happens, you got to lock in.
I'll do my best to protect you.
Thank you.
You two in the casino today, he has 72 to balance everything.
I want you to do that.
Oh, why?
I want you to do that, but you're running off the road.
Solid five minutes.
You died five minutes.
Bro, I'd get bit right away, and then I pretend
I didn't get bit to the team.
There's no way.
They'd suss me out right away.
You survived, dude.
Why?
Why would you survive?
Well, they don't need my house.
True, they wouldn't know what to do.
They'd be like, brain? Do-co?
I live in my house and I can barely pay my house.
Yeah, I guess that's fair.
You've gotten used to it.
You don't need as much food as the rest of us, too.
Yeah.
What about the life-saving medicine?
How much do you have to last you?
1014 and I saw you already raised over 1 million with this 60 I donated a total of
$1,000. How much is needed for Paul to be feed five now
dude look at these sick bikes we bouncing full bounce bounce bounce better bounce bounce bounce
okay what if we barricade in hospital
Look how nice the view is today.
You're lucky today, Mouse.
It's beautiful.
Yeah.
I can't believe we've smashed a mill already.
Don't open inside.
Don't open what?
Don't that open inside?
What's that?
It's a meme.
Oh, I don't know.
That shirt still has memes?
People care about that shirt still?
I wish I could keep watching, but I have to get into the 5am,
a.k.a. four hours.
Whoa!
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, uh...
Well, we got to do a donation wall now.
So it's your game we're gonna play next, right?
Yeah, let's see.
Aw, he's roaring today.
That's the wolf inside of me.
The wolf inside of you. Do you know the two wolves inside of you Chris and one of them's
gay? The other is also gay?
Help.
I just started pre-ordering the new journey across Japan book and now women won't stop
trying to make sweet love to me for my superior taste.
Unlikely. I don't know. What do you think Matt?
What?
Into that donation.
What did they say again?
uh... just lies
just casually lying
you know like latina's lie all the time
latina's lie all the time track
it's a fact
Thank you. So easy to bait.
Ah, bowling in 16k.
With your swim today, you just have to get a run-in and you'll have done a triathlon.
Cheers from Massachusetts.
I don't know if my swim is 1.5k, but we can call it an even 1.5.
Oh god, that piece is so bad.
Go ahead. I'll uh...
I'll be right back.
Just pee up the side of the bike. Be careful there.
You're not supposed to know, but all those military trucks are preparing for the disaster.
That is the magnitude 10 cake quake rapidly approaching Kielbock.
I wonder how this sounds as booby you you are you you are you you are you you are
Ah, it's just knots at the end.
Okay, cool.
This is for the fast speed here. That's the slow speed.
Are you faster or are you slow?
Are you leading or are you dragging this guy's locked in
Indie developer here, would you promote or make a game learning about immune deficiency if half of the profit went to the IDF?
I mean, I think I would make a game about something that I thought was a cool idea
I mean it could be cool, but I need a solid concept that's for sure
Okay, I got a wolf inside of me is now the most embarrassing thing you said here
I thought
Donate on that thing was the height. I do I have the wolves inside of me though. Like that's a fact
You know that that's the best of wolves in me fighting to get out, but I won't let them
Don't know wars is ready
All right boys
Let's start the donor wars in one minute
Which came on me and Max going to play Max together, false to extreme.
Good morning from Germany. It is 6.30 on a Saturday and you're buying such the land.
What did I miss? Congratulations.
Missed everything. We sat on the beach for an hour, encouraged you with a donate, and sure enough we hit one now.
Who could have seen it? It's a beautiful thing.
Chat, just making my make you gay, I mean you're literally collecting pages of men, so I think we should donate it all to the IDF.
Yeah, I guess, yeah, I guess I, you know what, I, sure, let's go for it.
That guy's got two wolves in him.
This road is not the best.
Wow, look at that cycle lane, it just stops.
Well, it just turned into nothing.
Well, I expect that in America, out of the American Cycleway and Strat.
It's genius.
We design it so it goes into a fucking bush.
I've never seen it coming.
It's like a list of odd bushes.
Connor, you are so handsome.
Oh, sure, thank you.
P.O.S. give me a chance and Peter, please play Wii games.
Oh, it's Brian back. Oh, donation war.
Thank you for saying I'm handsome. I appreciate it.
Paypal's on your way. Thank you for the donation.
Head chatter?
It's got nothing interesting to say, but here's a bit of money.
Oh, thank you.
Donations are interesting.
And all their sizes.
Yeah, it does look like it might rain.
I'm hoping it won't though,
because you've got mouse on the iPad.
I can't believe we're going to beat last year's record.
Like, I mean, we're not there yet, but, wow, that's bonkers.
And I think I'm also close to raising 5 million total through Tiltify that doesn't count for
like merch, sales or anything.
So that's also crazy.
What a milestone, eh?
The two wolfs in we are currently going through a very messy break up and one is hooking up with a third gay wolf to make the first one jealous.
Oh, oh, Jesus.
Factorial.
Oh, dude. Can we please get Factorial? Can Factorial please win, guys?
I want to get addicted to that game so bad. I don't need an excuse.
Because if I get addicted and it kills my channel, it's not my fault. I did it for charity.
Begin the donation, wolf! Begin! Which game shall we play?
That was the chance winning message.
Yeah.
Level 20 Curry this way.
Love you, Pete.
They didn't hear me.
Final fantasy 14.
Oh, okay.
Well, we're really doing it at 1.4.
So, if our fantasy doesn't count.
We'll hit 1.4 today or tomorrow.
do all the expansions I just put my headphones back on and we are doing a
donner walk oh yeah I think so oh yeah fantasy 14 no warriors of life we're
gonna do that I want for now but yeah what is it like you want to win this
one too just the flex I won't take it away we've already done this in five
I'm gonna cause chaos now start you valley
I don't think I'd mind I'm sure be fun
No man's sky
Oh my god. 300 bucks for that, fuck!
Projects on board.
Oh no.
No, no, no, Hudson in my group does not work. Projects on board.
Come join us on Tower C-Ti-4. Darned all calls for you. Marathon run.
Yes sir. The mouse would never want to play marathon, that'd be torturous to her.
I missed hitting one million. Can we quickly do it again?
Let's go to two. Let's go to eight.
Guild Wars 2.
I still teamed by tactics based. Oh dude that'd be so sick too.
The mouse would not pay attention to me, just walk the fuck in.
What?
I had five pieces of toast with that butter.
That's why I'm hungry.
Not enough bread.
Discoillisium.
Ooh, isn't that a single pi there?
No butter, no butter.
I didn't want to get all that fat.
I like Brad. I like Brad as it is. I don't need to...
Do you see that?
Ooh, Stardew Valley. Yes, dude.
I wouldn't mind, actually. It seems like a fun game.
But I'm never going to play it unless it's a donation.
Welcome back. They started the donation war.
You've played Chrono Trigger. It's the perfect follow-up.
Whatever they want to do. Stardew Valley seems to be winning.
really?
I think so
are you telling me?
I think no man's time
number one
so lest if you haven't played it yet
and when you don't play persona
I say go in order from 3 to 5
3 is amazing
oh man
currently doing physical rehab for my knee
there's a lot of cycling involved
and you guys are the biggest motivation
thank you
Hey, thank you!
Have a nice day!
World of Warcraft, you hearing these games from us?
I want to hear your opinion on every game.
What do you think about Study Valley?
I love Stardew Valley, what do you mean?
Yo, you want us to play it? I want them to vote Factorio.
Connelly eats the bread, sushi, ramen, tempura, soya udon, shabu shabu, curry rice, karaka, gyoza.
Wake up people, they're voting for a single player game and you're doing it wrong.
Vaingang Baldescape 3
Stardew Valley
Oh my god Stardew Valley has got so many birds
To the guy with the three wolves, if they all make up, do you become a Cerberus?
Forza 6, when it comes out, no race just chill in Rome around Japan
Yeah, no project gun boy, oh well
There was one donation
Yeah, I don't want to go where the wind will be on through there, sorry.
What? Why?
M&M's Beach Party.
M&M's Beach Party?
I don't think you like peek.
I... I seen that game, I don't know if it's for me.
I just don't like peek.
No, I like peek, that's a good game.
I don't even know what the fuck is up.
Stardew valley. Oh my god, Stardew is winning, bro.
I want something else, come on. TFT, TFT.
TFT, TFT. Stardew valley. No! I wonder how long it would take for you to get to perfection.
You might need mouse to carry you in it. Mouse always carries me.
You're so strong.
Real facts.
We're nearly at 1,000,000 30K.
This is nice this road.
Yeah.
We're going around late to do our space engineers.
I would lock in the level you couldn't even understand TFT yes TFT yes TFT
Mars is gonna love the game hello Kitty Island adventure why are we getting that
game over here on the third stage three
Well, Hello Kitty, are you out on an adventure?
Yeah.
What is that game?
Up on games with Samuel Pericles.
What are you doing?
Is it like a social game?
What is it?
It's like...
It's not...
It's not...
It's not...
It's not...
Wait.
We can't play Hello Kitty.
It's totally an adventure movie for you.
I don't know.
Tic-Tac-Toe, Godlike, Godlike game, Tic-Tac-Toe boys, based, can't fool based.
We need to feed Thomas T.F.D. addiction come guys.
Come on.
Factorio.
Oh my god, $500 for Factorio.
I tried playing Factorio.
Look ahead of us, it's Ashton Hall.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Look at that.
Look at that guy ahead of us.
I guess I was a drone shot was it drowning I don't think it was on I didn't see cinema
So I don't know no drone. Oh, I guess no drone. That's a shame the drone was out the whole time
Ham taro ham ham heartbreak factorial factorial come on boys
Think I just saw Pete rip his ass
Yeah, it's gone I
I think you should play Rokula na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Factorio.
Yes, Factorio.
Yes.
Stardew Valley.
If you zoom in really close to me,
you might not be able to see the microphone.
Stardew Valley, with its own icon, mouse supremacy.
No!
Factorio!
It's like...
It's like...
Stardew Valley, but more men.
What though?
One man.
Factorial.
Yes!
Ow.
Ow.
No muscle hair there.
It's hard.
Well, you got me.
I'll help you.
I'll help you.
I'd rather play Moon and Sky.
Well, you're to get those donations then.
Stroll you, Valiilius.
That's my number one.
Well, only if they donate for it.
What?
You said you were playing after Cypher got one of these.
Factorio.
If they don't donate for it, I'm a planet.
You're a planet.
Well, we have to play what they donate for first round.
no man's sky oh there's a no man's sky
yeah I mean anyone anything that's in the top five I'll never play it if it
doesn't win so if no man's sky doesn't lock in here I'm never playing it
Sorry, Mass.
Dems the rules.
Why would you do that?
You started winning?
No! Not Mid-Torio.
Star-D-Valley.
No!
Being best girl and shame best husband, though.
Factorio.
Yes, Factorio!
No.
Thank you, Chatters. Wise, sexy Chatters.
Oh, I can only hear donations chat, I don't read chat unless it's for charity.
Oh my god, they gave you $1000 of Starview Valley.
No.
Stardew Valley
Grig Tech new horizons a minecraft mod pack that is basically
Factorial on crack. It's the best way to get both of them to spiral into addiction. Oh God
No study value winning. Oh the fuck also
Inspired me to sign on the state of Chitra angle around the set o c starting from on a michi on the 27
so excited
What's up, man?
Stardew Valley, even though I want to see you two play Pokemon Newslock.
Oh, Pokemon Newslock?
Just saw the clip of you guys jumping in the lake.
One million, one mill, one million, one million.
Crazy.
You guys are doing awesome.
Thank you.
We're doing awesome.
You're doing awesome, I think.
stunning views
It's bloody lovely, isn't it?
Not too wonderful. Can you talk in a British accent for the next five minutes?
Yeah
Why we're from the British?
Not British. No, you can pass the British
Start U-Valley.
Oh my God, Saudi Valley's winning.
In fact, Oreo people, where's your money?
There's got to be oilers who play
factorial surely. Help me.
Help me!
No, they have like real jobs
like engineers and scientists, please.
Help me out.
And then we're gonna end it here.
find check at this...
Mass is going to be back-seething me like crazy on Stardew.
You're going to back-seat this shit out of me, I can tell.
Why would you place your honey buckets there?
You're so dumb.
You should place your fishing... Why are you spending five hours fishing?
You should help me in the mines.
Scientist reporting. Starview Valley.
Starview Valley. No. No.
No man's sky.
Okay, no man's sky?
You know what I'll take you to this point?
No man's sky.
Oh shit!
Five HONDO for no man's sky!
What's the current totals, man?
Tell us.
It's like having a little Jarvis.
Jarvis.
What's the current totals?
What the fuck?
$1,200. The Stardews.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness, guys.
Oh my goodness, guys.
got my tax return and finally have enough to donate yes have fun on the last day
and have fun playing Victoria fuck yeah the guy just had started value and I
really wanted them to say Victoria don't lie to me
me Victoria I want to play Victoria please
Oh my god, I think Stardew's winning by a lot now.
Fuck.
Stardew Valley with Mars and Pete.
Stardew Valley.
No.
This is torture, listen to this.
Iron Mouse Defense Force sparkles emoji, red heart emoji.
True.
Wingless.
Time to be a seven and a half foot tall buff chicken.
What?
Stardew Valley.
No.
his great character development development.
What? Who's Haley?
Does she have great character development?
Er, er...
Let's see him play the game.
There was five hearts under one roof.
Oh, I don't know about that one.
That's a single player game.
That's a single player game.
Star Dew Valley.
Star Dew Valley.
Star Dew Valley.
Star Dew Valley.
And the winner is Star Dew Valley.
No, it hasn't ended yet. The factorial Oilers can still come out and save me.
Stardew Valley. Can you use my favourite less than three?
No! Where are all the Oilers for factorial Oilers?
The good re-vote for Stardew Valley actually counts for TFT.
Stardew Valley.
TFT please, please, please.
I've been watching Chris for seven years and you six.
Thank you for great content and all my hard work for a great cause.
Also Stardew Valley.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, Stardew Valley.
Stardew Valley.
No.
Well, that's a cool shrine.
Look at that mouth.
Yeah.
There's a train about us.
train of allies how long is left on the donor one mom's must be I think five
minutes right that's a cool car
look at that car look at a drifting car look at that thing
easy one dude, that looks so safe
I just finished the poor game, it's such a deserved IP
multiplayer start-up valley with mouse
oh yeah? 5 minutes remaining, also start-up valley
Animal crossing, at least it's not Stardew Valley.
Okay, I'll take it.
Please, factorial oilers.
Factorial oilers, please! Save me!
No, mouse is happy, we can't let it happen.
I've happened to go to the valley.
All my homies hate Haley, Emily best girl. Also Vectorio even if won't win.
Oh, thank you.
Starview Valley, accept defeat, common.
No, I will never!
All that takes is one strong factorial oiler to save me.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Factorial oiler, please.
I need to hear a...
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with me?
That car was an auto-zac.
That car was an author's and amazing one. So cool and rare.
Don't worry Connor, as a Welshman you'll be happy to know you can own sheep in Stardew Valley.
Alright, that's your Stardew Valley, number one, come on! I've recently changed my mind!
Stardew Valley.
Yes!
I've been long of it.
No, the seriously, factory oil is like the fucking B-Rail.
Are you fucking for real now, factory oil?
I need to lock the fucking generation line.
Carl Rauler.
Wait, I think I'm late for this Donnelly War.
Any way pocket balls in check for the boys and mouse.
Oh, this road is shit.
Hold on tight, Master.
Don't fall out.
This road is bumpy.
Hold on.
I need road.
Hold on to the basket.
I love it.
I love it.
Baaah!
Loser doesn't count. You put two in the title.
Oh no.
by Toyota Oiler. 25, we take that. Oh, God, this road.
Ow!
Well, I found the shittest road in all of Japan.
So, about those oilers, it's 3.78 different.
Okay. Anyone who likes Factorio got 4K spare?
Do you really want to see me play it?
Starview Valley, engineer BTW, factorial feels too much like work and I already do that for hours.
Watch me work, watch me work, watch me work.
Ten hours too many. SV board game sucks BTW.
Oh.
What do you mean where are the factorial oilers? They're obviously stuck min-maxing their bills.
Oh, true.
Extraordinary.
Engineer.
Okay, finally.
Starview Valley.
No!
No!
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
See, see you last.
I have seen enough Starview gameplay in my life, so this one is for factorial.
Thank you.
My go.
Congrats on one million.
Thank you.
Factorio, romance is temporary, the factory is eternal.
True!
One minute remaining.
Alright, Factorio Oiler, who's gonna give the gig a snipe?
I believe in you.
Generational Lock-In incoming.
Generational snipe incoming.
Oh, there's a blood donation centre right there.
People are donating blood, that's so cool.
I wish I could, but I'm British and they didn't accept it.
Nah, I think I think I feel the same, unfortunately.
I would though.
Dude, if I could, I'd love to.
Oh, oh, oh, okay, buddy.
Couldn't wait two seconds.
I don't want to alley it.
I don't want to fraud alley it.
Hey!
Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, play!
Do you like Phantom of the Opera?
Me?
Yeah.
I mean, is it musical?
I just wanted to beat you into being angry.
I was going to say, I was like, you don't know how to feel about that, though.
I love that musical. It's probably the greatest one of all time, wouldn't you agree?
What?
It's probably the greatest musical of all time, I think.
No, it is not. Where are you going?
I'm going to the airport.
I'm going to the airport.
I'm going to the airport.
I'm going to the airport.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Greatest.
Nomi?
Nomi?
Who saw that all?
Aww.
That's a very sweet message.
It was felt in search of the diamonds.
Okay.
I'm gonna say, this is so much more beautiful than I thought it would be, it's so good.
I just think it's like so much better than Wicked, though, right?
What?
Yeah, I mean, I just think, like, fan of the opera in peace.
And all the places where Wicked fails.
I'm going to make many myths.
I'm soon to be able to marry one too, and start a new update.
I know what you're trying to do, Arabe.
What am I trying to do?
I know what you're trying to do, Arabe.
Why not?
Because I do not like it.
What do you mean?
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Haha!
Rage bait, rage bait.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Okay, but little season is overrated, right?
I don't like it.
Why do you like this?
And McDonald's fries are probably bad, right?
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I've seen them fall for colors in a crate.
I just think Seminol is overrated.
rage bait powers my legs. Is a man not allowed a little rage bait or two? I don't think I've
I don't think I've ever done that, like seriously, when you said that I was like, I don't think I'd do that.
I genuinely was like, I don't think I've ever done that in my life.
You do it, every time, all the time!
Sniping this water save you Connor, one last minute on O, just in the nick of time, because you really shouldn't have to deal with this wind.
Slowpoke.
Okay, slowpoke. Thank you.
I don't think I ever do that like that's actually me being serious and not
I didn't do it, I was there with me. That was the TTS, maybe you sent it a lot like me.
Thank you
Don't know man, don't know
What is Spanish for giga-chat, el giga-chat, oh
Yeah
I don't know. How would you say? Oh, so now you get to say I don't know. Okay. I get it. I see how it is
I just don't get to say I don't know.
Oh, so you get to say I don't know, but I don't get to say I don't know?
El Nacho.
El Nacho.
You should probably cross to the other one, no?
I've seen a music box of fate, the greatest song ever released.
Yeah, it's such a good song, we're touching, I always cry, yeah,
It's such a good song, I knew you nailed it, you know.
I put my whole soul into it.
Dude, I can hear it.
Whoa.
A little bit cheeky now aren't we? I'm not checking both ways.
A little bit cheeky now.
Also a little shrunk.
He's cycled past us and said big chungus.
These legs are internal chinguskin.
Chinguskin?
Good.
I'm so ready for Kakoshi running. I'm hungry.
Done. War Results SS3. No Man's Sky.
861's SS. SSS Kes.
Forensic 17. Axe Point.
1017. Kes. SSS. SSS.
What the fuck?
Parkulo's Carve. Results 1. SSS.
What the fuck was that, Lads?
Lads, what the fuck did you just send me?
But by how did you do it really late how about h1z1 and left 4 dead one or left 4 dead 2 keep up the good work
Cheers, I'm very chill, my lord
Every chill
Come here 1 million 35,000
I'm shocking
Ferd?
Very soft.
Survive.
Shall we go?
Baby?
She's driving school.
Congratulations on another successful fundraiser and a safe trip.
I'm excited to see you getting more into Formula One.
Hey, thank you.
Who's your favorite driver, Mouse?
Huh?
Who's your favorite Formula One driver?
I know nothing about Formula One.
Oh.
So, who's your favorite driver, then?
Let's try that again.
Dono War Results 3.
No man's sky, $861.
Okay.
M2 Factorio, $1,1317.
V1 Stardew, Valley, $5.406.
Oh my god.
Yes, I'll do one.
Oh my gosh.
Goddamn.
I bet that game is straight goo goo.
Oh, no, can you talk with the mods whatever they made booby just say made all my furniture start to float
What's the fuck was that movie?
Yeah
Oh my god that was so ridiculous.
That was hilarious.
I'm hungry for food.
Hungry for food.
So hungry for food.
the
Boyo Boyo Boyo Boyo
Oh Boyo Boyo Boyo Boyo
Well you take over the stream now, Mass. I'm done talking
Hi everybody, it's me and I'm excited to play Star 2 Valley
Oh
What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that?
Shout out to my favorite charity, Funding Mousin's Cinema Roll Addiction
Just wait till you meet Caroline, Robin and Fandy.
I think we can all agree on that regard.
Oh, you think so?
The rest of the day, you should be a Paul's action.
He has a very late. His actions were very fancy.
Oh, you can say this.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's not what we can do.
Paul's action would not be considered fancy.
Paul's action would not be considered fancy.
Unfortunately, Paul's action is not considered fancy, sadly.
Well, whatever, bro. I'm not being a father to a cook.
Oh, okay.
What the fuck are you saying?
You want to fucking fight?
Yes, because I hang out with Americans and talk to Latinas all the time, so I don't know what my accent's like for a period of time.
Oh, McDonald's. McDonald's looks pretty good too.
This is a busy road. Pretty much.
Shhh!
Usually in Japan on the weekend I hide under a deep bank and see nothing.
Everything's like 40 times bigger.
That's great.
What the fuck are we?
Okay, I'm trying to survive first, so, take him away.
Oh my lord.
Thanks, Ruby.
Okay, how long does the year take in Stardew?
How long does a year take in Stardew?
I don't know.
How long does a year take in Stardew?
I don't know.
How long does a year take in Stardew?
uh
What spice levels are you getting?
Okay, oh
What
Are we done
Are they done?
It's like one year is like 30 hours.
Okay, I can do that.
Where were you? Are you on?
Yeah.
I'm on here too.
Oh my God, both of you are generous already.
What? Why are you so talking to me? We're being on here too.
I'm not so talking to you. I'm just saying you're generous.
Oh my god, bro's the DJ'n, bro.
Oh my gooch.
Scarra gooch.
Uh oh, is it in a mole?
Oh, a station. It's fun.
Uh, can I want...can I want to be in secret if I'm not though?
No, I did.
What JoJo stand power would you find best used in your everyday life?
Um, Zoharidol. Stop time.
Whenever mouse gets angry at me I can stop time five seconds to think of the optimal response
Yes, I think I will buy the cinnamon roll
Maybe a C1
If I see one, I'll get you one you know that
Okay.
Okay.
I got a C1, you know what I mean?
They're pretty rare.
I like the C1.
My foot just slipped off the clip.
Sometimes they sell them at the Cocoa Cheese
like at the counter or something.
Right.
What?
This is messy. Wow, that guy just crossed the whole street. What a giga-chat. I could never
This is fucked
Yeah, let's go then. Oh, it's a double
We're here mouse
Oh, we made it.
My video froze, so I can't see.
Oh, shit.
Hold on, man. I got to open your video in a second.
Okay.
Use the live stream for now.
Who keeps honking? Who keeps honking, dude?
there's a fucking tongue in so much stop we're here mouse yeah you're kind of
blind for now okay this guy just all right thanks man all right thanks bro
Oh, yeah, mouse is hungry.
Let's get you off.
Let's get your screen on.
OK.
Oh, yeah.
How you looking?
Looking feel good?
I can see.
Yeah.
Wow, they got a whole life collab going on.
Do you know Ozora Subaru?
Oh, Subaru, yeah!
Well, she's working here today.
Oto no Sekanade.
Oto no Sekanade?
You know that person?
Hi!
That's cool.
You know that person?
Yeah.
Hi!
All right.
That's cool.
Hold on, Mouse.
I gotta get you on this.
Hold on, Mouse.
Is Paul already inside?
Okay. Can you tell him to cut to his camera?
Okay, hold on, Mouse.
I don't believe it.
Alright, should be on this one now.
High chat.
Welcome.
The Coco which made a coming out with me.
That's it over here.
Which one are you accenting, Paul?
I know, I got two.
You do, don't you?
When you used to do my videos,
sometimes you'd do like holding a voice over.
And it's like, that's a wonderful place to eat sushi.
They eat the sushi, and have the tonkatsu.
It's a wonderful place.
But really, it's more like this.
Well, it depends on the present stuff, really.
I mean, my accent's really different from what I'm doing.
Oh, yay.
My first came over, I was like,
what, mate, are you fucking doing all right?
You want to swing with me?
I'm fucking teaching you.
Get out of my way.
Exactly.
How many people?
Three.
Are we doing three here?
Or four.
Three over this, sir?
Yeah
Japan changes your chat
Play pork, master
Play pork with forest
You played white now?
Played with forest
Well, when you come to Japan, if you talk like normal, how's it going?
How's it going?
How's it going?
None
What's your number?
What about accents?
I can't answer now
Okay, so
Exactly
I can answer
You know, that's why you have to talk like this
When you come to Japan, you start speaking a bit more posh
How do you do it?
How do you do it?
What do you do?
How'd you jump to Santa's in the wall?
I remember the greatest of service to poor Japanese kids is when they got a British teacher.
Because then you gotta say everything funny and you can't spell things right.
Well excuse me, this is our language.
We made, we fixed it for you.
But it was, I don't know that.
And then you created Mumblewrap, which really elevated it to the next level.
Exactly.
And I gotta go grab something from the car.
Mouse is here.
Now she going for level 10
You go for level 10 curry
I forgot something
What's better race
What can you do spicy food? Oh, yeah
Thank you
oh okay it was raining so all right let's get a little bit closer over here
so the menu to do you recognize these characters do you recognize his
characters mouse I don't know them broken Paul
trying to watch this movie what they say oh they're gonna get you
a fun one they're like yeah that's your oh she is oh well I appreciate them
but they're not my like my commie oh well nobby's oh she is super her oh that's
what he said super yeah let me be used as a bias my oh she right here but she
She's my minion. How do I get this minion to work?
I'm gonna beat your arm.
How could you not have ordered it yet?
You've had that for ten minutes.
Oh, good things. Copter that I should have liked.
Oh, some are handsome.
Mori is my O.C. for my Pami O.C. is mine.
That's it. I'm a total bust.
I stand for the king.
Why are you standing?
See, I can have the middle seat.
I'm not going to be free of you here. I'm trying to figure out what film you're in the same space with.
Hmm? The camera on the top.
It's a bit too far away, isn't it? Is it?
Perfect.
Oh, come on. Go in my house.
Okay, I'll get far away.
Can I?
What are you looking at? I'm just curious.
Got me?
No, no, uh, Chris is confused. He's like...
They've changed the mini set. Everything you did has, like, an option now.
That's what more complicated it is to me.
Ah!
Let's see, I'll show you how to do it.
First we go language, then we go English.
Even though I can read the Japanese, I want to see...
Campaign.
Oh, it's a salad, we're not getting that.
Salads no go.
Filth. Filth.
I'll show you where it's at.
I thought very impressively I had the seats there.
You're very nice.
And the power of the ankle.
Oh, curry rice casserole.
Did you order something good Chris?
Yeah.
Tonkatsu with cheese and honey cream for up here.
I think that the Tompatsu is baked.
Is that Giddobar and Spam?
I only ate chicken.
No, no, you go. Eggplant.
I do.
So there's pork sauce, beef and vegetarian sauce.
What should you go?
Soji pork sauce.
Soji pork sauce. Sounds good to me.
And then we go with the regular grams of rice.
What'd you get?
Lassi.
Ooh, Lassi.
Let's go spice level 2, is that okay, Maas?
Steady on.
Ooh!
Three?
Okay, I'll try three.
Pretty good.
Good as far as we're close.
Ooh, let me get extra sauce.
That sounds fun.
That means each bite.
How about some extra toppings?
So, here's the good toppings, Miles.
You get scrambled egg and spinach.
Mmmmm.
Spinach for sure.
And a scrambled egg, half.
Okay.
What is all this, Chris?
Oh, it's pretty much reset.
It's perfect.
Whoops.
What the hell?
What's up?
I told you it was complicated.
This is ridiculous. You're right. I think I'll back.
You're the...
You're bullying me like...
You're taking so fucking long.
I was confused.
I don't want to drink so they give up.
Your water.
Confirm.
There you go, boss.
Perfectly timed.
time has all been shut down.
Oh, shit.
Is there any other hog on me?
Is that a crow?
Get out of this.
Whoa.
He's got the lettuce bread for you, sir.
OK.
Yeah, ma'am.
Slop dog.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm a slop dog.
Hi.
What did you order, ma'am?
Uh, I don't know what the order is.
I've got the salad menu here for you.
Which one do you want?
Come on in.
I don't want salad
Do you want a salad?
I want what Suga tells me to eat
I want what Suga tells me to eat
Oh, yeah
What should you get?
Your daughter or something?
Who's her daughter?
Otomo?
She's her daughter?
It's hard to explain
I see
I don't know
Come on, mouse, I'm picking
There's so many pages of colors
Yeah, it's like 10 minutes slower
Local curry, that's what I was looking for, I found it.
Really?
Yeah, it's the place where the rice was piled up.
I think I missed that.
Are you serious?
I think I have to present one of those.
Wow.
I get it every time.
It's luts and sparrows.
What an ingredient.
Open one of the UK, it's like full time surprise.
That is so big bread.
Of course man.
What have you done?
He had cauliflower rice.
I didn't know you could do that.
Got down on one of those carbs, man.
Well, no dinner for me.
I'll get it done.
Well, I didn't know there was that.
That's so smart.
Rice is just a vacuum.
Half scrambled egg and eggplant.
Mmm, very good.
It's very good.
This is something I try to make a dish, it's extra curry.
Sauce.
Oh, my favorite thing is actually
blocked by a mouse maybe.
Oh, whoa, these things?
Oh, yes.
About 14 spoonfuls of these
pickled badgones.
I love them.
Order cart, okay new order list. This is very confusing so much money. This is like the what does it run worse?
Is it this place?
You can change it up. I was bullied Chris saying why can't you?
Yeah, I was thinking my time is like you're a fucking asshole.
I didn't know that same thing.
But he tried it, it took him just as long.
It took longer I think.
I don't think I've ever called you a fucking asshole.
I dramatized the character.
I'm gonna say my e-dramatons, but dramatic retelling.
Listen, give me the menu.
Okay asshole.
Okay, I'll hold it.
Oh my God, 10 years later.
I got it through.
Ooh.
I don't know.
They did an ass.
I got some salad for you.
Is this the salad?
You can put my car over there.
Okay.
You gotta read the donuts now.
Let me see.
Zastern, thank you for the $25.
Started donating prizes around the first Cyclopon.
I think it's inspired by you and I can't read the whole thing.
Inspired by your last first time contributing,
waiting for wine to help out North.
I'm guilty for the $33, $33 to celebrate my 33rd birthday.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Uh, they're $40s, $100.
You guys are awesome. Keep it up. Thank you, $40.
That's a little bit of an action. Thank you, Master Williams.
Thank you.
My pleasure.
That's my pleasure.
Here's a question for you, Mouse.
If I gave you a big bowl of curry, right, would you mix it all into one big flavor pot?
Or do you carefully partition your bites of rice with a spoonful of curry?
I partitioned everything, nothing much.
I knew it, that's my girl.
I have crazy habits.
Mixing it all together is wild.
There's...
Whoa!
Trina salad now.
Trina salad?
That's the spicy you picked up.
Oh my God!
What's my salad this year for?
Oh, that's pretty spicy, yeah.
Oh, you got faded.
I got faded so bad.
Oh my gosh.
That's spicy.
Yeah, oh, that's scary.
Okay, it's gonna mix in your stomach anyway though, right?
So why don't you just get out of the way?
Yeah, you're right.
Oh, well, then it makes it a nice stomach.
I don't want to see it mix in front of me.
Weak.
You okay, Pete?
Yeah, I'm good. I love spice.
Just think back to when your fridge was empty.
When you were going to kill for a lot of false thoughts.
I just put pepper on my eyes before I melted the garnish.
Oh, hi there.
Oh, hi.
Oh, I think that's a little green on the side.
Yeah, it's a little much green.
Hi there, man.
Hi, Ed.
They're lassi.
They're lassi?
I know they're lassi here.
One thing to do, one thing to do there.
Are we good?
Salad I mixed.
I mixed everything.
I want everything to be the perfect vibe.
When you partition it, carefully.
You know?
I'm an architect in shows.
You're an engineer.
I'm an engineer in degree math.
I'm an architect.
You've engineered the perfect way.
Oh my god.
He's in red.
I'm okay. I'm alright.
These sunglasses are blocking a lot of the pain.
You can't see me crying.
I'm sorry.
What should you do to him?
Just call me a baby right to my face.
I just told him to get level three.
It was like you have selected six peppers, it had a little X with a 6-5, with a chili.
Well it was level four, but six peppers.
Wait, I got the seven peppers.
No, you like the one.
But you love this stuff though.
Yeah, I do.
Uh-oh.
Mmm, it's a good salad now, there's some, yeah, oh, they voted for me to play starter
rally. Oh, yes, I gave him FN rules, then it was number two.
Are you going to be okay? Yes, I'm fine. I'm okay. I'm alright. It's nice.
I'm sorry. The temperature itself is kind of hot. I'm alright. I'm feeling good.
I wanted to have my sinuses opened up you're gonna love started out you're
gonna find 13 times 13 years
you're gonna enjoy she's quite the veteran now oh no so she'll give you
plenty of tasks that are vital to the farm success while she goes to the mines
and hangs out with Elliot.
What the hell, man?
Don't want to hang out with Elliot.
Hang up?
Who's thicker?
Oh, she's so cute.
I'm not like what I remember that girl now.
You think people will reply on twins with a collab? They're not real curry fans.
They're gonna fucking shoot you there.
No, she's only eaten here 400 times.
No, she didn't go for an 8.
You're taking a picture with me with a sticker, but I gotta get away from my ghost hair mouse and just fucking eat me.
I'm surprised I haven't shared it with you.
He did ask for those back very quickly.
You're a curry tourist, Mouse. You're a curry tourist. Get out of here.
You don't curry like the rest of us.
Oh man. Do you ever go for the beef carriers? Oh pork every time. Pork every time. Is the
beef one, is it beef any good? Yeah, it's beef. You got the beef? Yeah. It's also chubby beef.
Yeah. It's chubby. Yeah. I just, pork is such a beautiful bar. But this is such a good one.
Why would you ever betray her?
Why would you betray her?
The original.
Why would you betray her?
I will.
I will never.
As the cheese girl, you always get cheese, right?
It is, but it makes it complicated.
It's like streaming.
Do you like to practically, like, do a special week or something like that?
Would you say it's necessary to get cheese in it, or is it unsold?
It's a necessary evil.
It's a necessary evil.
I think I would have the big size but I don't think it's on too big because yours looks like too much
Mine's not a lot of rice. It's just a lot of soup. I got extra soup this time
How much extra?
The half extra
Fuck, I did that. That was like a lot
Mate, you're gonna suffer
Fuck
You had a hearty breakfast with four pieces of cheese
Five
Oh my fuck
That only had five
They only had five pieces and I took all of them
That's why when I got in there I was like, where's the toast?
You did not. You were not there. You didn't wake up though, yeah.
Yeah, I just did one breakfast.
Okay, that is you.
Is that me?
Is that you?
Oh, that's you.
Oh my God.
Second house, yes.
I don't know how.
It's not the size of fucking card here.
I don't know how.
I don't know how.
I don't know how.
I don't know how.
I feel sick, I'm slipping in there.
I didn't know what I was signing up for.
You even tried this by the way?
These things in Godlike.
Spicy onion?
I don't know.
Especially in Godlike.
I'm in the band though.
I wanted to be fun.
No, rip it, rip it, rip it.
I'll be ripping something in there.
If I had spicy, you know what I'm saying?
Spicy golly.
Ooh.
You're such a weak man.
No.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know about this.
Who is it?
Sakurabi?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll take it first.
This is helping me with that move.
It's nice.
Okay, where is the unit?
I demand a sacrifice. Holy fuck, that was the cool one we got in here.
It was, I love this.
Now this shit is like crack.
Is it in the middle of this room?
Hmm?
Yes, sure.
Alright, let's lock in.
I'll do it on this one.
I know, I'm okay to keep it here.
later. You ready, Mass? You gonna help me? Ready. I'll have the mess for both of us. Okay, I'll have some, ah.
Wait, I gotta mix it all up first. Oh, you're gonna mix it. You're excited, I added vegetables and I added
added spinach, full portion, spinach is godlike. Do you like spinach? Yeah. It's like maybe
the greatest flavor of nana man. I love spinach. There's never a time I wouldn't say yes to
spinach. Especially with the ramen. Oh, especially with the ramen. I actually get to hold in so
They have that?
Yeah, I've never seen that.
Oh, dude, they just dump it in there and that's it.
What is that?
Every place.
No.
Every place does not do portansals.
What?
What ain't so wrong, yeah.
Is that a column?
I've never heard of it once, right?
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
I'll show you.
OK.
OK.
Every place is that good.
Nobody has ever had that before.
This is?
You say spinach ramen?
No, no, no.
It's a topping.
So like, when you have your selection
and you get like a chashu.
Yeah.
But it's always one of the choices.
Spinach.
Spinach.
So spinach.
Yes.
And then the mountain of what is a leaf like this in your mom.
Sure.
I haven't seen this.
Okay.
You haven't seen this?
What?
If it's spinach topping on ramen.
Dude, you guys are actually done.
Everyone is.
You said something about it.
You traveled the length of breath in Japan.
I've had them and I've not seen this once.
I eat ramen at four times a day.
Now I do anyway, if it's tonkotsu maybe it's just in Tokyo, somewhere in Gepi.
Ah, I'll tell you what, I know a place that is here some of the local watering holes that we like.
I'll show you.
Oh, this is disgusting.
Watching you swap away at this.
I feel physically sick.
No.
That's monstrous.
It's like a fucking pig's trough.
One point, one point.
It'll swap you for it.
I'm telling you.
I didn't talk about your fucking cheese strings.
You literally took them out for them, gagged them in a game.
Because the hotness caught me off guard.
It's fucking disgusting.
It doesn't go on.
You're shot in the head.
I can't as well.
Stop making me laugh while I'm trying to fucking do it.
I'm gonna go back here.
I'm really hot in here as well, is there like no air conditioning in Japan?
Why is it so hot in here?
Am I the only one that's hot?
It's just like that, are you hot too?
Yeah, I thought there's no air-cooling here, it's pretty weird.
Err, there isn't, is there?
What are they doing?
Matt, can you help?
Oh my god, you're just like my mom.
Why?
This is my mom. My mom was the same thing. She missed all the food here at my school.
She was like, I'm going in the same place and I'll make what the hell.
True based. Correct mom.
W mom.
Perhaps my eyes are bigger than my stomach.
How's the cauliflower?
level and low-carbs
show
you all have fun
is your mom single?
she is not
oh my god, leave her alone
stay away from her
Oh it's hot.
Is Chris going to be having the...
Yeah, you want to hang out with Chris for a bit in the back now?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Well that literally means we're behind Connor.
You'll be down in a minute.
It's going to be like cycling through a sewage factory.
Oh.
Are you in there with the term crop dusting?
You will be right over there.
I just don't want to see that in front of you.
But the people love when you're hosting as well Chris.
They get this little window into your mind.
Pretty on the locker window surely.
They love you on the plate.
They do.
True.
Nice language.
Oh my God.
You good bro?
He went from brick to circle.
Oh my god you are.
Am I right?
Yeah man, it's very hot in here.
You're going to be the spice man.
Am I a good fellow?
Talk about your favourite place girl.
My favourite place girl.
You look like you've eaten Willy Wonka drugs.
Who wonk a mast?
Violet
Violet?
Violet?
Violet?
Violet?
Violet?
You're going to be down in a bogustus wood for a minute.
Bogustus?
Stop eating Mr. Chocolate.
Okay.
Well, we should watch that film.
It's such a fanger.
I went to the toilet, they were like riffing like super high jazz and I was like just try
to pee and I was like spray it, spray it, I was like, so my mic on real quick.
Don't, don't hit.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm doing it.
My, my, um, my wife's cheek, if I rub my leg when I'm eating, I'm going to be like
I'm not the biggest fan of the texture, the taste, or I'm uncomfortable.
Okay.
And she'll be like, yeah, it's like when I'm chewing, I'm like, so I just get through it.
She watches me when I eat to see if I, she puts like a lotus root in there.
This is really hard, I can't tell a story.
And then if I do this, she goes, ah, you don't like it.
I knew it.
But, I think I've had a death grip on my thigh as I've been fighting through this spice for, as I turn purple.
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
What's your ultimate?
I'm sorry.
I'm actually like, I think it's, I'm not sure, a monster.
I think I've awakened into a new epiphany of mankind.
You know when Frye has the hundred coffee?
That's you right now.
You know, oh yeah.
Oh my god.
I'm excited in the gift.
It tastes great.
It's this great.
But I've never suggested something to you.
No, you will. I need to grow.
No, master bad person.
It's going to create your power level.
True.
Master like Spartan training.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
You're all like wrong, huh?
From, uh...
I like literally a different color.
Yeah.
And the spice hide for you.
Would you take no fridge, no food?
Do I look like a hare?
Or this.
No fridge, no food?
No fridge, no food?
What's that mean?
No fridge, no food?
No fridge, no food.
No fridge, no food at all.
I'd rather have a full tummy than going to bed and be like, I'll wake up and have air.
No fridge, no food or your tummy hurts like a semi-dead.
It's not pain in my tummy.
It's some sort of spice concoction going from my neck up into my brain well hasn't hit the tummy yet
Is that gonna happen? Yeah
What happens then brother? It's the other end. It's the basketball
Is it bad? Oh
Buddy, thanks mouse
Okay
You know you did
When you called me a little baby that wasn't on purpose. What are you a little baby?
No, it was an accident.
Accident? Huh?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh. I love candy.
I hope it's tummy. Is that candy?
I can't shake that those words.
Oh man, I feel stuffed.
I can't shake that those words.
Oh man, I feel stuffed.
I can't shake that those words.
A man takes his time to do that.
I'm not afraid to breathe.
Oh, pinks frog.
Well, with your sloppy fucking snot nose mess, yeah, while you're snotting your thing with
your strange cheese like a man enjoys his chocolate.
That was elegant, that was elegant.
Oh, kill me.
Pizza track, I can't even see him dying in his head to turn it.
Well, we're on the street, aren't we?
I'm sorry, Pete.
It's all right, get in the bump.
Let's read out.
So I had like two minutes of stories earlier.
He's got $1,000 worth of money.
What?
Oh, you were swapping in your car.
Wow.
The people were giving back.
He legend.
Lassie for Pete.
We'll push you up.
You've got me to order, man.
She's got a Lassie.
Yeah, I know I'm good.
You still on?
You're still good.
Stop too late.
It's a Lassie app.
One more.
OK.
You don't know.
No, no.
It'll be clear out tonight, right?
Pete is going to start speaking Fremancy.
What was that name?
What is that on me?
I'm going to start speaking from the salmon.
I know, well I want it.
Can you see them shit face?
Ah, right, yeah.
Oh, because he's had all the spice.
I bet I was.
Let the spice flow.
I bet I was him, man.
I'm a faggot.
I'm a tourist scene.
You're not a real cook, are you?
Kill all of the friends.
What would you do if you were the parent hotline?
Day one. What do you do?
Stay in the hot top like you do.
Any other policies?
There are no satellites around over Arrakis.
Your tradies will die in the dark.
Still in Skarsgard. Stole that roll.
Can you ever get lightheaded when you eat?
No.
What you're, what you're currently fighting is the wall and when you break down the wall
you're on my...
Bro!
Bro!
Spice is a, Spice is the mind killer, do not let it take over you.
That's fine!
It's a mental, it's a mental battle Peter.
I feel like I, I, I had to start with it.
When he puts his hand in the box, what's in the box, pain?
What's in the bowl?
Pain.
Fucking.
Oh it's dark.
I'm worried about pizza everyone.
These purple and african, he can launch his own grimace.
His own grimace shake.
You've got grimace and just straight up grim over here.
OK, I'm not grim.
You've got like leaves like yours to have.
Have we gone now?
Like I've heard before.
We've gone now.
Like I've heard before.
I'm the same Pete, don't worry, it's gonna hurt later.
I can't breathe without pain.
I would recommend giving a jackpot.
No, I would endure.
I would definitely recommend giving a jackpot.
No more calories.
There's a lotion devotion.
Lotion devotion.
You try to use the money and you lick the bowl.
To be the tree in the sand, I'll like...
If I get a thousand dollars more, I will get this thing clean.
Oh god, this is the one time I kinda hope Lady Dunstay date, because I don't want to see this.
By doing the dishes in the back.
Can you hand me a napkin?
That one will be fine.
Oh!
Hmm.
Ah!
I feel like I've had some sort of spiritual awakening.
I see things, I see colors I've never seen.
Smells.
You see the future of Arrakis.
That's grim.
Arrakis?
I've never seen doing that.
That's like fucking Arrakis in here.
Why is there no aircloth?
Oh my goodness, goodness gracious.
It's probably hotter than Arrakis in here.
Can't catch a bad year.
I'll make you sweat.
Oh my god, you almost got me back.
He'd be quiet too, we would find it.
No, I look in.
You do look in.
Okay.
I had a brief, I was like in another plane from there and I saw 1.4 million.
A gentleman does never order too much.
He's locks in and enjoys it.
I could have enjoyed that meal.
Uh huh.
What was your spice?
Salad.
No.
No way.
That's madness.
Yeah.
Really?
No.
Oh my god, you're a pro!
Did you order a lassi?
No, I ordered a coffee.
Don't give me double the price.
Alright.
Bro's putting it down the day. I am okay.
I'm not crying.
I'm currently behind you.
Oh.
There's a random clam in my curry.
There's a crab or clam?
A random clam in my curry.
Did you...
I didn't order a clam.
Okay, I'll throw that away.
I will.
I'll put that inside.
Not that Cocoa Churros in the Dender.
But I did.
Tsukiya had the big problem where it was like a rat was a Nagyouda.
Remember that?
You remember that, Chris?
Okay.
I'm just talking to myself.
What in so ramen, rats in my curry?
I would give out.
There is no more answer to ramen.
There is?
I was in a...
I was in a...
I was in a...
It's obviously real.
I was in a Matsuya one time. My beloved.
And I was eating it.
Sucking delicious.
And I saw cockroaches running around.
No, no, no. Something happened to me at Matsuya.
What? Yeah.
I had a really bad experience at Matsuya.
What was it?
Something was in my feed.
And I couldn't ever go back.
Something was in it. I had hair in my ramen once.
Dude, one time... Oh my god, it's so disgusting.
You should give me flash flash.
I was like, I'm gonna try to see if your ramen shop opened up,
and the guy's cooking it right in front of me,
and I can see that he's got like a bandaid on.
And the bandaid is like falling off,
and he's touching everything.
It's like this bandaid falling off,
and it's like this bandaid that Liske has been on all day.
And he's like touching all the eggs and everything.
I'm like, no, stop touching things!
On the day I moved to Sendai, I was like, I'm here, I'm gonna celebrate.
Went for Armin and pulled out the longest black hair.
And I was like, I'm not coming back to this place tonight.
Really, anti-climactic first day in Sendai.
I didn't bring in my book from it.
Oh, the Band-Aid's doing it, fuck me.
That's awful.
Someone just said, this reminds me of the time I've had a Band-Aid in their spring role.
Oh, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Connor, I hope you left the restaurant.
Uh, I, I didn't actually eat it.
The man made me a bit more flavourful.
I was so hungry I ate it, but it did gross me out, and I suddenly...
Joey didn't see it, and Joey said,
I fucking delicious, mate.
I was just like, why is Jerry Scott fucking delicious like?
And he's like, I want more man.
I had a jet mosquito in my ramen.
Well, I mean, Japan is like great, but there is like not much sort of like food regulation in terms of like strict rules.
Yeah, that's spinach.
Bro, you're delusional.
There's one.
That's on the X, that's Groff.
Bro, Groff made that up.
That's not real.
Right, can you generate me the corn and sour ramen please?
He said he's drinking too fast.
Here's another one.
Bang!
Show me.
Brother, this is the cover.
This is so rarer, mate.
Okay, that's why I'm looking at 150 pictures of corn and sour ramen.
One of which I've eaten like literally a bazillion times.
You guys, you know what you're doing?
It's not finished.
That's not finished.
It's a different leaf.
It's different leaves.
Different leaves.
Sorry, I don't go to kids' restaurants.
You've got spinning ramen.
Okay, how about this?
When you eat, you should try it.
This is going to be like Connors Chicken Place.
It's going to be in about a bucket.
He's going to be like,
I'm going to put it back.
My order, put in some ramen, just arrived.
And then you're going to write, you're going to do
five best ramen, no it's not five, that's a bad name.
Sixth of the best ramen places in the world.
Yeah, I remember going on.
And I'm gonna sit there and I'm gonna be like...
It's like, the time I have like potato sushi, I haven't had it everywhere.
I'm not one fucking weird sushi restaurant.
I go back in.
Okay, now I can... I'm gonna tell you guys though, this is...
Once you have it, you don't go back.
It is the absolute...
Look at that, that's just ginormous.
It's so good.
Man.
Alright, alright.
I'll take it you guys proclaim to love Pete is here listening to colors and
seeing sound
that was an actual brutal assault on my my taste buds
Oh...
Monkey's name.
You had the cauliflower, didn't you?
That doesn't knock you out like rice.
This is the curry.
The spice.
He controls the spice.
Kill the fennel.
Controls the universe.
Eat the coconut shibani curry.
He's still in his foot.
Pennywise his fellow.
What?
You're like Pennywise the balloon.
Why is that even the answer?
Red.
I'm that red.
red? What the fuck happened to me?
I think if you give me a beer now, I'll blow up.
Oh my god!
I don't normally do this for free, but I gotta get this checked. I can't.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
I just, alright, hold it in.
This is true pain.
My...
I didn't know you had, you plucked your white beard.
He does, he was knocking me out.
That's crazy.
Why?
Why?
Because I don't know what I'm talking about.
I can't make it get salt and pepper.
It's pretty awesome.
It's like one or two.
I really want gray hair.
Well, it's probably not far off from it.
No, I'm going to keep it.
I don't know if I can keep it.
And then he was like, the first time I saw him after a while,
he was like, what's happened to you?
You look ragged.
I can't say that.
Yes, you did.
He said, the ghosts of Christmas are fucking all over.
And then you were like, genuine and curious.
like seriously though and then you're like well honestly happening you're like
it's got because it goes like down along and you thought I'd like got in
style. I'm inspired by it. Yeah I kind of like it though. The only thing that's going to give me wisdom is fake white hair.
It's going to give you a haircut and then you'll be back in the game. The craziest part is when I get a haircut now my temples
when they I see like a handful of it hundreds of silver it's just blocked
right now when you lift this up all day I see yeah you can see it right lift it
like they're everywhere yeah I started I've started getting the couple
you're a young father Christmas yeah I didn't even know I'd make it to
hair thanks to modern medicine as it was
Well, you get to Turkey.
Hey, Turkey. It's like a from Turkey edition.
Why does it kind of line ahead the whole time?
Follicle to follicle.
Follicle to follicle.
We'll start with the procedure and then when it starts budding.
We'll start with an aircraft.
We all do it.
Oh, full gray.
Oh.
It's all mucking out.
You okay?
Gray hairs?
Gray hairs?
Or new hairs?
new hairs. Root to tit. Root to tit. There you go. Oh man, that was an intensely spicy
thing for my pathetic constitution. Dude, the constitution of that car in my stomach
is something to behold. It would fucking pass every Dark Stungeon check. Fuck me. You're
just gonna be like virtuous. Dude, every time I have my sandal, it gets a load on my...
I'm on death floor, I'm just one hit and I'm out.
You play Dark Stungeon?
He doesn't play VA games.
Yeah, he doesn't play VA games.
But he's just 60 years old.
That's the biggest fraud of all time.
Yeah, I was alive.
That was such a lie.
No, I played Looser games before.
We should stop fighting about why I'm a better gamer than you
and we should focus on...
Ah, it's like you're a bigger gamer than me, for sure.
60, though.
You're 60 out of 100.
No, I used to play in the games.
You didn't play fucking Half-Life 2.
That's just biting my tongue.
I haven't played Half-Life 2.
Biting his tongue.
Biting my tongue.
But...
Waiting for the trilogy.
You know, I think that maybe you were a prodigious gamer in your yesteryear, but now it's like once a year, once or twice a year.
That's true, yeah.
But maybe when you were younger.
Oh, well, yeah, that's all I did.
But then, since you became a YouTuber, you've had your eye on others.
Life is my game, Pete.
I knew this.
I just didn't know what you were going to say, but I knew that there was something.
Life is my game.
Expand, grow, conquer, and real life.
I just think life is less from the video games.
I'm gonna give you
true
Slay the spy to holy
Yes, I play the last night. It's such a
Hey, man, we're all going out for a beer. You want to join? I have an important class. Yeah
Appointment appointment say this fire to bachelors. We did not get a beer on this man
Did a god like on this? Did a god like one of the region last night. Hey, what the fuck is five?
Wow
I was like, I have so many relics, I'm like, I have the two rows of relics.
Oh, I love when I see the two rows of relics.
Slay the Spire, so I don't look a cornhub to the A's.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you're now your, you're trying to win the press.
Now you're being pressed again.
Slay the Spire, too, is one of the best games that will be out this year.
And for years to come,
Vampire Crawlings is like on two days.
Yeah.
You know I'm a vampire, did you play Vampire Survivors?
Your dad looks like me.
Dude, my dad has like 400 hours of Vampire Survivors.
That's all he plays.
Tourist.
Tourist.
I'm a real fan.
Nothing compared to my, so the Vampire Crawlers
is just around the corner and I'm like,
I can't wait to play that.
What a W dad, he plays Vampire Survivors.
My go.
Yeah, he's pretty deep into it.
I think there's some I think I think he's fallen out of that. I don't know if he's learned about the upgrading though. I
Try to tell him but you know how it is sometimes you like that if you get the you get the room tracer and you get the
The room tracer. You know that you're the worst one. It's the we did but it makes it a little glowing dad
If you get the burden, then you pick the black wood
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it'll be like some sense.
Not in a room tracer, it's not candelabra.
It's one of those area of effect that I thought.
Maybe it is the candelabra or the little yellow thing.
Yeah, I tried to tell him, he's like, I love garlic as a dad.
You can make super garlic.
Oh yeah, you just gotta pick up that.
There's the bark that gives you eugen plus garlic.
Yeah.
Room tracer is my least favorite weapon in the...
Yeah, it feels so unimpactful.
It's just, it's not as much fun.
It's not visually stimulating for me.
But I love my gloves and daggers.
Garlic.
It's not armor.
Is it?
Yeah, it might be, actually.
It might be the silver armor.
That's-
Silver armor?
Yeah.
Which is like, which is so lame.
Yeah.
It's, Holy Water's great.
The Santa Clara, when you start throwing the area of effect
and just, ah, I love that game.
I played so much Empire Survivors.
The good news is, you guys can choose whatever you want
that game and your dad just I love that he has this kind of laissez-faire attitude towards
his gonna play, he's gonna pick some random stuff.
He plays video games the way four-year-old me play video games like I don't care, I just
like the pretty lights and the thumb pop, like I don't, what is progression, I don't
care.
Me and Pachinko.
So I lose a lot of money and it's like a lot of lights.
So yeah he likes that and then yeah he's, there's a lot of depth in that game though.
There's an immense amount.
So he's uh, I don't know if you still play now, should I ask you?
Did you try Crawlers? The death-building version?
I don't play Demo's.
Oh, see that.
Have you ever played Survivors?
I don't fuck with Demo's.
Oh, you don't fuck with Demo's.
I only fuck with one Demo.
You like to play the spot here?
That's not a demo.
I mean, it's basically...
It's early access.
Okay.
Demo is different.
Because Demo, they like cut you off.
They do demonstrate the game.
Yeah.
That's it.
I don't like that.
Early access is like, I'll do that,
but I don't wanna know how your game's gonna be.
Call me when it's out.
Can you imagine a world where they made a Final Fantasy 7 demo?
Uh, I can imagine that. I live in that world.
But that was awesome because it was the bombing right at the beginning.
But back then is different as well because, you know,
then it was you could only really see a game through like magazines
and there's demo discs for Crucial.
They were.
But now it's like, I can watch, I can watch people play the whole game.
You're like, I think this game's for me, right?
Like, I think it's different.
And also Steam sales are fucking so abundant.
So it's just changed. I don't think I don't really like demos anymore
And whatever I just sent a lot of demos to review and I always say I don't want to play a demo
I want to play your game. That's how
Because you're also gonna show me the coolest thing
And I don't want to see like your like apex. Sure. Show me the game. Show me the game
If the first five minutes blows and you just like you know put that away
Well, here's this the word then I played 36 hours of MPI probably a demo
I really liked it because it's deck building vampire survivors. Yeah, I saw I looked awesome
I was watching a co-comish play, but I was sad that I was like wait. It's done
Yeah, exactly, right? I want to play more exactly right. Yeah, that's the only thing I'm always in a demo you lose your progress
I'm gonna that mean of that guy again from some ass. I have you just angry
I well even if you know also there's nothing better than the road like we used to start all the professional
I disagree.
Sorry, Gallia, how many farms have you got?
It's great, it's great.
I'm more excited for that, that's the main thing.
I'm two days away from that.
Pragmatos just around the corner.
Requiem was awesome.
Okay, I love video games.
Fanfest.
You can put in the best, like, 74% rate in most games.
I'm almost there.
Wait, what?
I'm 74% in the track?
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, okay
They are the first of all first of all they never vote for me. Yeah, that's that like that their job is to troll me
You guys have bad people in chat. Okay. Let me go to tiltify. I want to see cuz I want to see until the fight
It's how much you've raised lifetime. I think I'm really close to five million five million dollars lifetime
Yeah, I just on my account, but it's my account when you help
Yeah, we did yeah, it's under my name guys. It's odds
But I'm excited to somebody said base. I voted not me. Yeah, he's playing gotcha games. Oh, yeah
Not a generic game of truth, uh
Yeah
Okay, I also said me because some of these fundraisers were not psychophonist.
Well, I helped them the other two sides of the charity.
You did. But were some of the auctioneers?
No, I don't need to.
What's that me thing?
I'm just saying, you should make it out like...
He's trying to end upside down, it's we.
It's right there for you.
Alright, fine, fine, fine.
There you go.
I'm trying to find where I can find this.
What the fuck am I saying this I want to see five million dollars on the
You get like a cool bag. They send me like a kind of YouTube play button. Oh, sir million. That was really cool. I like that
And I'd say my studio
They should seem to you like
Cool medical we are a hundred and forty thousand dollars away from five million dollars and five million dollars lifetime raised on just until five
that doesn't include like merch sadly but that's all like just through teltify
that's still insane yeah that's crazy that is that is insane five million dollars
to the immune deficiency foundation has all of that been to the same organization or if you
ever had like another one that you donated to i think i have to help with all of the fundraisers
Because it's been on my, like, any of the time I've done it's been on the indifincitiy
foundation.
Next time I got to choose.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that wasn't through Tiltify, that was just not something that's charity-strike
though.
Okay.
Because they all have like, obviously I'm like, you can go to the charity directly
and do it.
But yeah.
That's awesome, dude.
It's good enough, of course, Tiltify turns the money directly to the charity, so there's
no weird middleman stuff happening.
It should go straight to them.
It isn't touched by anyone else.
goes straight to the charity bank camp. I see it as a bank camp.
So you said that one of the things this year that you want to do is learn, you've been
in contact with them before. Yeah.
Do you get any chance to like, is it like a monthly or a bi-monthly meeting?
With a monthly meeting, Mass joins the two. Okay.
And they just kind of let us know what they're doing, what the plans are, any kind of like
upcoming events that they're working on, fundraising ideas, how to like
give more information to people. The big thing I think was last year they built the
The tool on the website that can help you kind of not diagnose you to if they can't do that
It's a tool on the website that kind of like point you to that direction. Hey, you might want to look into getting diagnosed
Because there's like certain symptoms and stuff like I think anesthesia not working on you. Oh, well
Very well is one of the symptoms. Yeah, and then I think also getting sick all the time
But just getting sick. Well, it's a good to have a more nuanced
kind of filter to find out what you need because when like WebMV came out, I cut my finger and be like, I'm dying!
I literally should wear the house with that, I'm missing a leg. It's difficult to find the self-diagnosis when the menace is large,
but this one can help you really specify.
I think it just helps that you can go to the Immunificence Foundation's website, there's a ton of information on there.
They also do a bunch of events like Walk for P.I. where they just walk to raise money for family and munificency.
And they also did a walk on Congress, which master at one time.
Oh.
To kind of lobby, which sucks that you have to do that.
But you have to lobby to get changes done that you want, right?
But it doesn't also one of the uniquely cool American things that at least we can protest and lobby.
Yeah.
For now.
Yeah, for now.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
But he's got a laptop out there.
I mean, Seth, he's got some idea.
Well, I'm just looking at the hazard.
Hazard?
Oh, no.
I just want to make sure you go on one block.
Okay.
Okay.
That's Christie's.
Actually, I guess I'll be mindful, at least.
He'll be on the block.
He'll be on one block.
I'll show you.
Okay, okay.
Happy to go, boys.
Everyone's sleeping here.
Yeah, sketchbook.
I'm in Dividend City.
Donate a plasma if you can.
Donate blood if you can.
All of this is really helpful.
It takes eight times of donating plasma.
of donating plasma to be able to make one dose of plasma for like a patient like mouse.
Eight times of you going to make one plasma.
It has to be like really refined. It's like oil.
It's like caribou, right?
Yeah. Mine's useless there.
Six more and it helps one dose.
One dose. And some people need it like every day.
Some people need it once a week. Some people need it once a month. It's different for everyone.
The band looks cool when you get to see it's a yellow right yeah, I was kind of I thought I'd given the wrong
Plasma, I thought I was like do you have to throw my down?
You put the snot out of me?
Is that my curry?
You've done everything. You've done any plasma?
Twice. Whoa.
I'll be honest though. It was it's rough though. It was hard.
Really?
Donating Plasma is a lot. Donating Plasma is a lot tough of a process.
How did they expect Plasma?
I did one. They offered it. It was weird when I had my apprentice scientist.
I was already on an IV and they said we can also do this thing and I was like sure and then I
thought that wasn't so bad so they gave you the plasma no no I gave it it's weird I was like
donating while injured yeah that's very weird it's certainly it's certainly just take something
large but we should definitely do it because well first of all there's shortings in the
world and if you can do it in your half-eat hey why don't you back people who need it
You don't even twice a week for five years?
I think the most you can do is twice a week.
Well, I think, oh, maybe, I simply say it's once a week.
Wow!
How did they take it from me?
I've been donating class lessons, 1979, twice a week.
How do you get class for that?
How do you get it?
Out of your body, man.
Is it the same way as taking blood?
In a special machine?
No, I think it's different.
Let's Google it.
I don't know.
So let's consult Google.
They draw the blood, then centrifuge it to a separate plasma.
I know they centrifuge, yeah.
And it's disappeared.
Safe plasma, 4.5 steps back into you.
Yeah, that was the second half that made me uncomfortable.
Okay, it's a little like jewelry, okay.
I'm just kind of also kind of shy on needles.
They perform a process called plasma ferrissus using a sophisticated machine.
Machines safely separate the plasma from blood and collect it in a bottle, the other parts of your blood will return to you.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
Well that's what the pumping back feels a bit weird.
It didn't hurt, but it made me feel like Kimo Chilahui.
Yeah.
It takes 90 minutes to two hours.
Yeah.
Your first visit and about 90 minutes for subsequent visits.
During this time blood is drawn from your arm, the plasma is separated by machine.
After the donation you should rehydrate each snack and avoid straining the system for at least 24 hours.
I did that for two years.
Our plasma can generally be donated every 28 days,
a specific elderly requires.
So I guess most people get once a month, but I guess you do that.
But it does look cool.
Yeah, and you help people because there's a shortage in the world.
I just feel like that's crazy.
I was like one third of a dozen.
Yeah, I think it's crazy as well.
Like most people come to America because they pay people.
I don't get paid.
But it's not every state.
Not every state pays you, but a lot of them.
Oh, most countries don't pay you.
So Europe doesn't pay because there's like
efficacy things of like,
because what ends up happening is unfortunately
a lot of plasma centers in the U.S.
are in like low income areas
because they know that people who need money
will go and donate, which is a bad side of it,
but also at the same time.
So we're not paying you any of us, hang on.
You need plasma, right?
Europe does pay.
I'm gonna be sure to do, I'm not sure.
Or Japan at times, do you like to shoot or like?
is something to be freebies or free meals to this it's really dependent looking
at the color
uh... and it has to help
which discussing going to last month
and i don't know what i'm going
we're just talking about the process
i'll do it again but i think i think i think i think most of the placement in
the world comes from america
we're also the most charitable nation on the planet
go america's plasma
I think a lot of countries import from America, it could be wrong though.
Yes, the United States is the world's largest exporter of plasma, supplying approximately 70% of the global source of plasma supply.
The US accounts for 94% of the world's paid plasma, a dominance driven by federal regulations that allowed donors to be compensated and to donate up to twice a week.
Yeah, so the UK and the US people who are donating, you know, because they can get paid, like working very hard for the whole world to get plasma really. It's kind of crazy.
I was kind of sad there that after countries have really made a big enough incentive.
In the UK there's four centres, there's none in Wales, there's like one in England and like three in Scotland. There's a joke.
Why do you mind having it at the hospital?
I guess it's just not a very push for it, you know.
But it's not like people don't need it.
Yeah, they don't.
It's important to get it from fucking America.
Well, maybe I'll get it once then.
We have so many like blood drives in the UK.
Why isn't there like plasma drives?
My plasma's just pure curry.
It's a safe thing.
130 donations to sustain one PI patient for a whole year.
That's like a normal thing.
Damn.
Down.
Well for me it's probably more because I get it every week.
And I'm very...
Yes, eight donations.
I get it every week.
Eight donations to make one, right?
Yeah.
And then once a week, 50 times A, 400 visits to keep her.
So the people that need it like mouse, the body's not producing enough?
Mashes, your body doesn't produce any antibodies, right?
Or something like that?
Nothing.
Yeah, nothing.
So you get all of it from?
I have no...
So when I got tested, the way you get tested for CVAV is you have to get a vaccine and see if you make antibodies for a vaccine and I didn't make any at all.
That's insane.
That's insane.
Yeah, it's fucked.
Like any vaccine I've ever gotten, it just never, it's like I never have been vaccinated.
Wow.
That's crazy.
That's like you're just getting yourself sick and this thing.
Yeah.
What a testing.
Yeah.
I'll get a fine.
Sure.
Even bodies cannot produce antibodies.
Well, sometimes our bodies can be pretty dumb.
Yeah, that's the big problem, right?
And it's complicated.
Is there a trigger for it?
No, it's your genetic DNA.
It is. It can be a right theory, but sometimes you can get something due to external factors.
Really?
Yeah, illness sometimes can cause stuff.
It just depends. That's why there's so many different variations.
Sometimes we're fucking screwed from birth, you know, they give us bad hands.
But sometimes you go big and you get double A's, Max.
I could be confused, isn't HIV also an immune disorder?
Like your body...
It's a secondary immune disorder, so it is an immune disorder, but it's not primary, it's secondary.
Dude, Max is so smart about all this stuff, it's crazy.
Yeah.
Because you'll say like poopy butthole the other 500 times,
and when it's medical, she'll lock in and use terms I've never heard of in my life.
Chris you're dark. Yeah
Second there's a secondary immune
Why to stop that out manually like how the fuck do I get that?
Why we're doing this is to gain awareness and in that for ignorance into a strength
Shealy.
How'd you get it for it? Just talk.
Yeah, people just sometimes you just don't know.
That's why I went to Congress last time, because like a lot of places,
they don't require children to be tested for immune deficiency disease.
So we're trying to like, fix that so that people will know early.
Because the reason why I got so severe is because I wasn't diagnosed until I was like an adult.
Right, right, right.
I lived my whole life not knowing what was wrong with me.
And as soon as you get adopted, they've got no way of testing it.
Someone doesn't even know about it. Like, that's the problem as well.
So when you were like, younger, you know, did you just get sick quite often and it was like, oh, what's going on?
I did. I was miss a lot of school and I got sick a lot to the point where somebody called like child services on my parents.
was on my parents and they got me making me sick but it was like oh my god yeah
that's very bad and then like I hit like I hit puberty around like 12 13 and I
got better and I was pretty much kind of okay I kind of was okay then I hit 18
You went by and was like, ahhh!
Really?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I went by and was like, oh my god, what are you doing growing up?
Not on my watch!
I take for granted how lucky I am that I have a normal immune system.
I actually eat dirt and I'm like, yummy!
Well, I've got a thing with you.
I've got the, I've got the blood disease, but that doesn't really do anything.
I just...
What are you talking about?
Your blood disease is serious!
I just locked in. I'm like claw, fucking claw.
Yeah but you can't lock in.
My clawing factor can't lock in.
I can lock the fuck in on my clawing factor.
I just need drugs. Really strong drugs.
Oh my god.
This is crazy.
I mean, I've got Asper, which is quite bad.
I wake up, like, not breathing all night long, but...
That's not good.
No, no, I'm not used to it.
I mean, without modern medicine,
I would've probably died when I was like six years old,
but even now, in the back of my pocket,
I have this inhaler.
Try to take everything out of my...
I have that inhaler too.
Yeah, without that, it'll be lonesome.
Joe, can you can read my QR code
in case something happens to me?
I think it's a bit, yeah, it's kind of, why do you think it's not...
I have my whole medical history.
I know you're kidding.
We might be in trouble.
Yeah, I might be in trouble if something happens.
Yeah, be right.
It's a little smudged.
I've got a little history on a USB stick.
I got a plan.
Something happened to me.
So we've got your hemophilic.
Yeah.
Your asthmatic.
Mass has an immune deficiency.
What's your excuse?
What's your excuse?
I'm a recent asthma joiner, but like this is just a great example that you can be affected
by nearly any sort of asthma, but we're kind of lucky that you can feel it on asthma.
Yeah, we kind of figured that one out.
We had the treatment, you know, right?
Oh, yeah.
Well, I'm very lucky.
Yeah.
Not so good, but like if it was, I'd be fucked.
I'm very lucky, but I don't want to hate it.
I remember I was like six which called ambulance, so I couldn't breathe.
I'm not on my phone with Chad.
Every time I say, every time I say I have hemophilia, just like he's on the phone, that's crazy.
That's a medical bill, he's got a severe condition.
I'm so christened and Pete's sitting close together and I thought, ah.
Oh, let me grab you up here and they're like, no, no, no, just give it back, no.
He's hemophilic, hemophilia.
Yeah, hemophilia.
Can you give him blood, Ken?
Fuck no. That shit's immune system.
No way you can't. I wish I could get his plasma.
It's just a good immune system.
My immune system's top dollar.
Is it?
I never get shared.
That's true.
That's so strange.
Unless I eat 3 of your foods in a month.
That really looks like I've eaten too many sausages.
There's food poisoning in some deltas.
You get food poisoning once in a month.
Oh no.
Not shared.
You've got like the best immune system but you can't share it.
Are you corrupt?
Yeah, I can't share it. I've never get shared.
What's this cheap code of thought?
When I feel the sickness coming, even though when you wake up with your fear, it's like,
ah, ah, ah, ah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just like, pfft, and then it's gone.
Yeah, like the new Chuck Norris.
Yeah.
I mind if you.
Wow.
I think, I think like we're not getting sick.
I mean, it doesn't happen.
Anti-sick maxing.
Anti-sick maxing.
Wow.
It's so great for you.
Congratulations.
Must we try that?
Have you tried that?
Have you tried locking in?
Have you tried locking in?
I've tried thinking positive.
I've tried positive.
I've tried positive.
I've tried positive.
I've tried positive.
I've tried positive.
I'm trying to Mr. Burns Strat I think you're the portrait of Dorian Gray
Do you know what this reference means?
Do you know about the time that Goku beat AIDS?
Let me show you
Someone's grandfather likes my reference, so that's good.
No, this is like a legendary YouTube thumbnail.
Goku has defeated AIDS.
There was a YouTube thumbnail that someone made.
And it was a thumbnail that was like, I don't know who made this or why.
It was like, whoa, this is a real thumbnail.
What if Goku was HIV positive part one?
Demonstrate, huh?
3 hours 29 minutes
So wait, what's the point of this start exercise?
I don't know, I guess could he do it?
Couldn't he just watch this board away on the track?
I don't know
I don't understand the anime fandom
You guys confuse me
It was just like, it's just like as long as
Outrageous YouTube thumbnails that you can't help but just like get a kick out of
And watch
And then they're like, you know, you always power scale with Goku, so you always have to ask, but could he beat H.I.P. in it?
Oh, could he beat H.I.P. in it?
What?
Trunks.
He has to go like Super Saiyan.
There's 13 parts.
Wow.
I just realised, you said you'd go on the bike for here, Nellie.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
No, no, no, this is so dumb, because we need to in peak shape tomorrow.
If he gets on the bike today, he's going to be all fucked up tomorrow.
Really?
Oh, I see.
It's the best place.
You see who's going to go in the lake?
You didn't do it.
You see who's going to go in the bike?
Keep it up.
He will get on the bike if we reach a million dollars.
He didn't.
Oh, my god.
Hold on next year.
2029, cycle.8 confirmed.
I'll be there.
There you go.
Well, listen, I think the main thing is that they want to see you on the bike.
They want a mouse on the bike.
They want Connor to.
Tomorrow, thinking about this, right?
When the finish line's in sight,
I can cycle ahead of you and be first.
Same as always.
Same as always.
I'll plant some guy to drape a flag on Connor
to slow him down.
And then I say, I did it!
I did it!
Who do you think you are?
I am!
And I'll be proud of myself for the final moment.
Oh, Pete, I'm so sick.
Don't feel so feeling involved in me.
Because tomorrow I'll be 200 meters behind you at all times
if I can't keep up.
I feel giga dehydrated.
Yeah, you're giga Chad.
You're ready for everything.
You're a married man, which carries new responsibilities.
Not only do you have to make yourself proud,
you have a wife.
Indeed.
You have to give them the call and say, I did it, honey.
I didn't quit.
I did it.
I fucking did it.
Now she's been on the bike just as much as you today.
Don't see her complaining.
That's great.
That's great.
Yeah.
She took a little nap during the day.
Yeah!
She's been pedaling like crazy.
You know, my show's up.
Raises 140,000 in a day, and you're like,
I'm tired and ragged.
Just get on my bike for me.
You promised me, no, you gotta get on the bike.
And you're gonna climb it, you're gonna crest those things.
The worst curry maker's here sleeping.
Tryptophan.
What is it?
Why is it so sleep-inducing?
I don't know, I think it's that, you know,
Some people claim that if you work out while hungry, it's better because you're working
towards that, not like actually, but mentally better, because you want the lunch, but when
you eat and then you say, I'll work out after I eat, for example, you lose all your energy
because here, so how does the hunter gatherers would walk miles until the antelope fell.
Is this just making up history as you go here?
Yes.
It's just like nonsensical balance.
mobile.
They just thought your students are the proud proof.
The antelopes of fucking Kansas kids.
No, but that's how Hunter Gangers work, did you know that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We can't outrun a cheetah or anything because they're significantly faster than us.
You can't outrun a cheetah right now.
I was the fastest kid in my school.
Be that as it may, they run, but what we can do is that we have much longer energy stores
to wait for them to get tired.
And then what?
It's like a terminator.
And then bang!
Then we get the face.
Yeah.
There you go.
Boom in the face.
There you go.
But normally you eat before working out and you wait like 90 minutes to an hour and then
you have the fuel to do new PRs.
I want you to wait a little while.
No, no, no.
You've waited long enough.
We're talking about the only new PR we're going to break today is the most money raised
on the penalty of the cyclophon.
140,000 is no small task.
I believe in you
You're a deficit already man, you can
Yeah, you're after this. No, you're you're great
This is the
Finishing chapters of a legendary tale. What do you feel really kind of fucked up today?
I think so he's actually quite hot today guys. It's like
225 the first hot day of the trip so I've been sweating a lot really dehydrated
I'm mega charley.
I'm mega prayer now.
You're great.
Shall I?
Yeah.
We shall.
This guy's chomping at the bit to get back on the mic.
He rambling.
He says I'm ready.
Go down the ground ready.
Come on.
Some free food?
Yeah, yeah, some free food.
Some free time boys.
I'll tell you my muffins gonna go off.
You ready, Mass?
You're done.
I'm ready.
Mmm, I believe it.
Oh, I am ready.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
There's no boys in the wedding.
Chat, while these boys...
Oh, wait, hold on. I gotta... I'll talk to you guys.
Chat, we have a sponsor today.
It's one that I'm very excited about.
Because I think, Maus, you're involved in this, too, right?
I think. What is this experience?
Um...
You don't know, well, um, yeah, but I mean, I guess, I guess, yeah.
Narsha's been involved in this in any way.
There's a game coming out called Venture Attack.
I can't say too much, but I vote things for it and you might be able to play as a monkey
train.
I don't know.
train which is really cool I can't say too much because this game is still not
out and I will not lie when I say this game looks really cool in fact we have
a one-minute trailer to show you how insane this game looks and of course I
will be playing it when it's out so think of denture transport in the stream you can
put exclamation mark I wonder what we have exclamation marks on too what we have
I don't know what we have it set to, Redenture?
What'd you mean, Redenture?
So you guys are going to really like this?
Denture Attack.
Exclamation mark, Denture Attack.
I'll tell you more about it later as well, but I've got to show you guys this trailer.
It's one minute long because it's really, really, really cool and I really want to show
you guys it.
So thank you Denture for sponsoring this trailer.
Check this out.
Check it out.
Come on, play the video.
Show us how it's done.
Play it.
Let's go.
are we live on it? I don't know
are they, I hope they're ready
did they have the video ready?
oh god they might, oh god they might have had it ready
oh god did the mods fail?
oh god the mods didn't have it ready
okay let's go outside they'll play it
is it playing?
oh my god mods
they gave my anna
the mods had one job
ohhhh
buddy
buddy
Moderino
All right, I'm also getting fired
I'll kill you.
Nature Attack!
Generational Cake!
It's for maybe tomorrow.
Whoa!
What is this?
It's sake from the other room.
Oh, whoa!
Thank you so much!
What's your name?
Lucy.
Lucy nice to meet you, right?
I'm...
I...
I...
I saw you...
Oh my god!
You look like...
Oh my god!
Thank you.
Dude, thank you.
I've been watching every day.
Oh.
I've been watching for like three years, so I really.
Oh, dude, thank you so much.
You're so sweet.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, no problem.
Good luck for tomorrow.
Thank you so much.
I'm safe cycling.
Do you want a picture or anything?
Oh, yes, please.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
I don't know why Chris is at a toilet.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm timing for it.
We should get a mouse.
We should get a mouse.
We get a mouse.
Oh, man.
Oh.
Lady Gaga, the tour shirt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's in Japan.
Hi.
Hello.
Hi!
Oh my God, I've never made so much.
Did you get in the middle?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we'll get you in the middle, mom.
Did you go to that show?
Yes.
Damn, that was been awesome.
It was so amazing.
I'm jealous.
I tried to get tickets.
Really?
I did.
I saw Bruno Mars, my wife.
Oh, that's good.
Well, lady Gaga.
I know, I know, I know.
You have to go.
Oh, I'm happy for you.
I'm not jealous of you.
It's so amazing.
Let's see.
Where's Chris?
Chris?
Yeah.
Let's take a pic.
Oh, okay.
Three, two, one, is that another one?
All right.
Three, two, one.
All right.
Thank you.
It was lovely meeting you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hopefully, we'll see.
No, there's no way.
We took the four hours.
I feel like...
We're going to get a mouse on the bike.
Yeah.
All right.
Do you have that microphone?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so we're on me for now. Okay, cool. That's good. So I can tell you about the game
menu. Mouse, you're getting on the bike. Oh, here.
Yeah, dude, Denture. Sorry, this is, Ad-Rid was a bit of a messy one. Sorry, Denture Attack,
but it's a really cool game, and I recorded a lot of fun stuff for it. So maybe there's
a monkey train who knows maybe it looks really sick and maybe when you play as
the monkey train there's some really cool voice acting so that's really cool
and maybe there's another character in the story that you'll get to see I can't
say too much more but it's really cool and the devs of British W British devs
they're really fun but when I saw the gameplay I was like please can I voice
in this I want to so I'm very excited we'll definitely play it on stream it
should be a lot of fun. Drifting with trains?
Yeah, so you basically, it's like insane drifting on trains going through a stage.
And like you do flips and shit and get like tons of points and you have to out like score
the other opponents, it's sick.
That's pretty fun.
Yeah, it's just like absolute chaos of the game. And you know, it's going to be, maybe
game of the year, I don't want it carried away, probably game of the year. So go and
check out Eskimoysh Mark Venture Attack, type it in chat if you want to go and check it
out because it's coming out soon and I'll talk about it. I'll mind you guys use that
code a bunch today. So thank you Denture Attack team for sponsoring. I'm very grateful because
things aren't cheap on the side of the phone. Do you still like curry? It gets expensive,
very quickly. So thank you Denture Attack for sponsoring and allowing us to do all this
fun stuff. SSS tricky with train but bullet hell. Yeah, kind of just insane. Hey, look
Look at that. Who is this gremelin?
It's me.
What's your battery at?
77. Okay, that's good.
No, he's getting on it.
He's never choice.
You're going to be with Chris Mouse for one load.
And?
Yeah.
So you got to keep him company, because I don't know.
He's Chris, so you know how it is.
I'll give you your juice, there's your juice, how does it taste?
It's good, it's tasty.
Are you going to be in front?
Yeah, I'll be in front, I'll be in front.
I think walking route is best, I was looking at how other cyclists did this, there's one part.
Thank you so much.
That's right, that's right.
See you at the next concert.
See you at the next concert.
See you at the next concert.
See you again.
What a legend.
You're getting on the bike with bells.
Cool.
I'm not a kind...
Not comfortable. Almost a 104.
Oh my God.
103.9.
Really a 104?
We're gonna get to 106th Park, how are we gonna do that Pete?
We're gonna do a couple of different things, I'm gonna put my foot away, I'm gonna turn
my camera around so it looks at you guys, and there are a number of ways we can get
there.
Fine!
You could easily go to any of the pendlinx in all these places and say damn it, alright,
I was unconvinced, 200,000, 300,000, 500,000, they're not gonna reach a million, I'm not
gonna join in something that ain't, we're past a million.
But you know what, we hunger, oh we desire, we thirst and we need, and nothing's gonna
satiate our thirst, nothing, except for more money, more money and all that.
So the way you do that is, you open your credit card, you type it in and you go, what's my
security code?
1911, this is not an emergency, I'm just doing the right thing today.
Yeah, that's right, we're gonna put aside our selfish desires, we're gonna say, I don't
need to get this extra toy or this new game or this new food or any of these new things,
I'm going to make someone else's life better.
I'm going to go out of my way into a small gesture.
I only have two weeks in the year where we can do it.
And I'm going to make a difference.
I'm going to power these guys in the bikes,
throw in some cash, or if you want.
OK.
Now he said, don't do that ever again.
You could also get some merch for yourself
when a $5 every merch piece goes towards the Immune
Deficiency Foundation.
You can also do freestump, OK?
or you can get paid to do it.
You can just watch the channel to elevate us
in the view charts so that we can get more people
to take a look at us.
You can just go to a hospital and donate plasma
and even if you're in certain select countries,
get paid for your time.
That's 40 bucks an hour if they're giving 80 bucks.
That's, I mean, that's more than Connors paying me.
In fact, I'm not being paid at all.
How do you stream at this?
No one's watching this thing, so don't worry about that.
The equipment probably is causing more than that.
My bit rates.
So the good thing is, is that my rates may be free,
but yours are gonna come with a little bit of a surcharge.
We're not taxing you on it, it's free to watch,
but you're best enjoyed by adding a few bucks to the cause.
Join thousands of people.
Be a part of a movement that means something special.
Get the count of Sea Dog on Tiltified,
a $5 billion raise individually.
And we can all take a little piece of the pie
and pull up those covers at night.
Turn on the air con or open the window and say,
ah, I helped.
And that's right.
Under the threat of a demon queen.
Is that my goat?
I am most?
That is your Oshi.
Do it or else.
Do it or else.
I never thought about threatening people.
All this time I've been begging, I should have just
threatened to do it or else.
No, right.
Latina's an area threat.
I heard there's a Latina in your area.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Warning, Latina.
Warning, Latina.
Donate because pite is the goat.
Well, I donate because the Immune Deficiency Foundation
needs it.
But the reason that I'm a goat, sure.
It's generational cake.
Oh my god.
Also, the sake means put new pollutants, which
is to put a soul in it.
You don't want to put a soul in it?
You drink from a soul.
You put a soul in that thing, Huk Tua.
Huk Tua, put a soul in that thing.
Huk Tua, right, man?
Oh, yeah.
I'm bringing that back.
OK, I'm bringing that back.
Huk Tua.
I want Huk Tua.
That's what Robert kept saying.
I want Huk Tua.
Oh, is that what he kept saying?
I want Huk Tua.
Oh, jeez.
I forgot about that.
He said a lot of things that were significantly offensive
to the poor Chinese population.
What?
Well, I believe when he called himself, and I quote,
a pussy burger, 100,000 times in a row.
That sounds like a metal gear, like code names.
Colonel, pussy burger, beef burger.
The B-Humbower.
The B-Humbower.
See, that sounds like a long, leeway low.
The B-Humbower.
The B-Humbower.
Yeah, I need to have David Hader on the phone saying,
the B-Humbower is invading China.
I think that means something else.
Does that mean something else now?
I don't know what I'm saying.
I gotta cut all my boo-haw. There you go. I know that means bad.
But what's good is doing the right thing under the threat of this demon queen right here.
She said, do it or else! Or she'll marry Shane.
She won't do that.
I gotta put this down for a minute.
Okay.
I want to break free!
Okay, let me put you guys here for one second.
I want to break free!
This is Sanktive, right? This groundland may look harmless, but she is full of rage and fury.
One of four. One of four, baby. One of four. If you don't get those donations in, you will see what this very adorable looking red man can turn into.
So we need as many donations as possible, otherwise she will go full demon merge. She'll go darkwoke.
And I'm not gonna like it. I will go dark wolf.
She's got the woke mind virus.
We're downloading it now.
Stop her before it's too late.
Uh, that means on the day we're at $140,000.
God damn!
That's actually insane.
Kern, $120,000.
The behem-bow is in your area.
The behem-bow. Look for the behem-bow.
Alright, I don't even know what I'm saying so I gotta stop before I get like accidentally
cancelled by saying that word.
You taught me.
Alright, so I'm blaming the- Oh, there goes the Navi.
It was Navi and Colonel.
Alright, so, Mouse, I'll see you at the next stop, okay?
I'll see you soon.
The next stop's the final.
No, it's not.
It is.
All right, see you later, dude.
I'm just going straight to the final.
See you soon.
$100 from Yo-Yo.
Wait for the final.
All right.
Peace.
How's she?
It's only 2 a.m. here.
Fantastic work, everyone.
Let's push to the end.
Uh, yeah.
Oh.
Now she got her helmet on.
You got the box.
Oh, I got to pull my helmet on.
You heard the boss?
I'll put it on right now.
There we go.
Thank you first.
Ready?
Perfect.
We're going to go over there.
Ah, let's turn left for my second.
Let's go through this industrial state.
And I'm like, oh look at this field.
There's trees.
There's nature.
There's shit.
This is like, there's a turn coming up when we pushed it.
There's only one person who broke really fast yesterday and is not being smashed into
there.
No, no, it's him.
He hit the brakes and I sped up my bike and it was a red light.
There was a red light.
I don't know why you were going.
He uses Google Maps in satellite maps.
You can't fucking see what you're doing in satellite maps.
You can't see the fucking roads.
Amazing people on the internet.
Love from Sweden.
I gotta add in some board.
We should have Yo-Yo's message here, take my money. Thank you Yo-Yo.
I'm gonna call your stream today.
$100 Yo-Yo to go.
He's just gonna spend the next hour in the van riding names.
He's like light Yagami.
Oh my god.
I don't want to see him.
Wait.
I love butter.
Boutou Boutou Boutou Voo.
What?
The writing name is Lighten.
I'm not gonna be, yeah.
Yeah, I just know my death note, it's my wealth note, so it's the generation of wealth of the wealth note
But some of these have already been on here, but cheese blocks
Fuck the petaw!
You ready? Alright, shall we?
Did he get something to bark against?
Nooooo!
He snatchers!
He just clumsies his stupid!
You thought I should have out of lightspeed too early!
It's the power mouse. I said left line, man.
Does it not go the other side?
Oh, Keshina!
No!
What's this? Can you put it inside?
Three thousand dollar donations from JOSPA!
What the fuck?
What?
Three thousand dollars!
That's bonkers!
Shoo!
Absolutely fucking...
Three thousand dollars!
From JOSPA!
How do I spell that?
J-O-S-P-A, Jospa.
Alright, how do we look?
Live long and Jospa.
Okay, thank you.
That's all I'd like.
I'm gonna put my fuck and put my phone in the...
here corner.
There you go.
Thanks, man.
You got grand...
How the...
Why would you build the world's most brilliant bike
and other bike stands?
Yeah.
We got the bike that owns the fucking Ferrari bicycles.
Second to none! Second to fucking none! Oh wait, he's got no bike stand. He always says he's got a bike stand.
Rest it on things, rather than dropping it on fucking cars.
You got this Connor, Chris, Pete and Mouse, absolute champions for the Immune Deficiency Foundation. Keep it up.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Bye chat, let's go.
Bye guys!
Fucking...fucking...your fucking face is fucked.
Bike stand up.
It won't make.
Connor would be such a bad pilot.
Landing gear up!
It's my birthday. Landing gear up!
And since I turned 20, I started donating in my birthday to 100 bucks to give my birth a reason.
You'd be a terrible pilot, Connor. Your landing gear would just be down the whole time.
Oh, I forgot. I was playing Flying Stuckage.
He's gonna let us in?
Oh is it? Absolutely. Nobody.
Please, somebody, please, somebody. Come on.
Nobody, nobody. Listen, driver, are you nice?
The savings driver, come on. Come on, the savings.
Come on, now, of course not.
Should we go up? Just go to the crossing later then.
It's probably safer as well. This is like fucking death speed run.
Oh, the bag's so tight today. What's he doing?
I feel extra pressure carrying you mouse.
I don't want to drop you.
I don't want the iPad to slam into you.
There you go.
You can see mouse there.
I mean you can see Connor.
You can see Connor's leg.
Hello, Kate Tam.
Champion system.
What's champion system?
No, it's my life.
This is us.
This is actually a champion system.
Ugh, too much curry.
This is madness.
Are we cross now?
Oh, this is not a fucking await one. We should go in now.
Alright, watch out the toilet.
What we doing?
Oh dear.
This bike is...
A beautiful day.
Yes it is.
Try not to break me again with your generational cost tax.
I still can't believe the chain snapped yesterday while I was pedalling on this bike.
That was crazy.
It was kind of crazy.
It's the power of your power of your leg.
It was a brand new chain as well, yeah.
Leg power.
Did you let that?
It's the power of your leg.
Cycling off for a big lunch, it's always bad.
It's always bad.
Well, because like...
Well, I can't understand the world.
Connor eats so much.
I'm like, how do you guys move after that?
Hello from England.
Well, yeah.
I may not have many pounds of donate,
but I made a little cyclophone animation
while you have been busy this past week.
That's true.
Wonderful.
Thank you very much.
yeah I mean it's like your stomach turns into a washing machine after you've
had lunch and you get on it you can feel the food turning different we've both
been seated for her straining and we'll feel a lead point down I just need to
flush after very good
I can't donate 3,000 but here is $25 from Sweden again.
You gang rise up.
Long live people of Sweden.
Oh God.
Sweden.
Hey what mate?
How you doing Mouse?
She's having a blast.
I'm going.
Oh God.
I'm going!
You're in my bed.
No!
What the fuck?
Speaking of luck, I got off the side of the bike stop.
Not unclipped, then toppled over because their legs can't read the pills.
Indeed.
I sort of fell off the bike down in front of a car.
I can't believe the numbers today have been wild.
Absolutely insane.
Thank you to everybody who's donated, been a part of this this morning, blew me away.
I can't, honestly can't believe it really, and it's the only way to get going in that
water in a hurry for a heaps of...
It's a dangerous place to be behind Connor, he tends to brake very quickly, and suddenly.
Very dangerous indeed.
Don't tailgate Seadon, it won't end well.
Champion system.
Are they sponsoring this or something?
I've been watching this cycle for a minute, join the view.
You guys made me want it for people in need.
I thought about sticking the book cover to my shirt and cycling film to the camera.
But that's a bit too deezy.
It's a bit too deezy.
Even for me.
What are you doing?
Turn Connor into a banner for my book.
He's a walking bull boy.
A walking bull boy.
So at the southern tip of Lake Biwa, Japan's largest freshwater lake, in the city of Otsu,
maybe Otsu, I've only passed through here once before.
It's a nice area, lots of mountains.
It's basically like Greater Tokyo, Greater Kyoto.
And to get to Kyoto, unfortunately we have to go over the second tallest mountain of the entire trip.
Once again, Connor gives me the camera, but we have to scale Everest.
So if I'm wearing the camera, you know something big is going to happen.
Connor's very clever with the way he times it.
Wait, that's next?
Yeah, right now.
Uh-oh.
I know.
It's Ian.
Ian's really scary.
You know it's bad when Ian's like, hey, okay, mate, buckle up, buckaroo.
You're about to get fucked.
And like, Ian doesn't miss a word.
I began weeding into stoicism and I just wanted to say thank you. It's helped me so much. Oh, thanks
I mean I didn't write it. I didn't make it but
It's certainly helped me a lot. Yeah
Stoic philosophy. That's not the world a better place all hail the demon queen. Yes
It's kind of cool. When mouse is talking, when you're talking mouse, it's like you're
down below the handlebars. It's like, you know, you're actually there, and creepy.
Yeah, it's like having night ride here, but night bicycle, and the car, the talking car,
now it's the talking bike.
I mean, it could be cool, talking bike, it's kind of epic.
What?
Hey, Chris and team, a lot from down here in New Zealand, you need to come for a visit.
Keep up the amazing work.
I've loved to come to New Zealand.
I could never work out what anyone's saying from there.
But I do like it a lot.
I work with a guy in my first year from New Zealand,
and yeah, New Zealand, everyone's pretty cool down there.
Very British in mindset.
You watch the same TV and have the same sort of humor with us.
Well done, Chrissy Cosper.
That's such a strong accent.
Tokyo Insight.
Tokyo in sight.
Oh, I'll be here in a minute.
Tokyo is not in sight.
Kyoto's in sight, though.
The cycle tomorrow from Kyoto to Osaka, it's just going to be very urban, but we might
I did go past Nintendo's headquarters at one point, so we could look at that.
Hey Chris, can I get a signed copy of your new book, Your Pal Always Mr. Bisto?
Thank you very much.
Yeah, no, Nintendo headquarters. I went in my first year in Japan.
I went out my way to find it.
I just found both your books from Waterstones. They still have signed three orders for new one available.
Get that shiny hand ready. Can't wait.
Thank you.
Yeah, Nintendo headquarters is a very bland-looking building, though, it's very anticlimactic.
It's like a big warehouse, it's just that.
Let's go guys, my husband and I have watched the past five cyclathons and excited to see
how this year end up.
Let's make it the biggest year yet.
Well, we're certainly on track for that.
It's felt like the longest cyclathon.
I think it's helped that every day we've stopped to do things, which is what I really
push for on this cyclathon.
Connor's very sadistic.
He's like, we must go 200 kilometres a day and have no fun.
And I'm like, wouldn't it be nice if we could stop and do things?
And he's like, maybe.
I will give in this time.
So this time we've done an average of about 78 kilometres a day, I think.
sending mine to an island nicely the one they had come from.
Yeah, so we've done like 78km per day average
and managed to stop and do things like trampoline
and go on Ferris wheel to have fun.
I love trampoline.
And trampoline again.
But we've done things, we stopped.
And so the days have felt like three times as long
in a good way, right?
I don't know.
And I think, yeah, we've been getting up quite early.
What time do you start your day normally now?
I've been taking you with Hey Big Cities.
Thanks for sharing other cool parks in the country in such a cool way.
I always look forward to the cyclophones.
Late.
I mean, normally I do get up at like nine or ten.
It is impressive what you're doing. Respecting you. Watching Cyclethram every year from Norway.
Thank you.
Always looking forward to it. And of course, donate.
Thank you. And thanks for coming to Lost Bar at Halloween J-Trod 88.
Sounds like it would have been a lot of fun.
Hello Connor, Chris and Maus. We started a learning Japanese course in Kurime.
Been watching your Cycle while studying. Congrats on hitting the goal.
Thank you.
I dread to think how many flies have like smashed into your screen-eyed mouse.
Experienced lost flower on Halloween this past year.
Shibuya, cosplay in rain. It was epic.
Thank you Chris for inspiring my family to go to Japan.
Thank you.
Yeah, there's a lot of flies today and they keep smashing my face.
So I must be hitting your face too much.
Good luck, gentlemen.
Down there.
Ah.
Amazing work. Chris, Connor, Pete, Iron Mouse and Vangang. Love from Perf W.A.
I have a field of authority to use on my trip in North.
Thank you.
Hello Chris. Do you know who Kason is? Also, I love Lost Bat and congrats on one million dollars.
I don't know who Kason is, but I'm sure they're good.
Are they good?
The most important substance in the universe is the dono.
Dono extends life, expands consciousness,
and gives ability to fold space.
The dono must flow.
She's an absolute badass.
She did a very poor thing.
I don't know.
Blackwell still has signed copies for the same price as regular ones. They shift to the US too.
Let's wear our Chris's wrists against those hard backs.
Thank you.
How does one respond to such a comment? That is the real question.
Well done, Connor and Chris.
Thank you. I mean, we'll make sure. We'll get in there.
Will we get the journey across Japan's sequel this year?
Sequel?
What the heck is this?
The journey across Japan's sequel.
Oh sequel, uh...
potentially, I might do something.
I couldn't donate last year, but I've saved up just for a wonderful opportunity like this.
Thank you, Chris, Connor, Martin, Van Gang.
Thank you very much, and thanks for $500, thank you so much.
Yeah, I mean this cycling's inspired me to want to hit the road on a bike and do something
again.
So I might do a roller coaster on a bike this year, also I want to maintain this fitness
that I built up over these two weeks.
Yeah, we shall see.
We're planning to get Natsuki to come to the UK this summer and do some stuff as well,
especially fun.
Thank you very much. Have you met Natsuki Mouse?
Uh, briefly.
Did you?
One cycle gone ago.
Oh, cool.
That would be quite an interesting meeting.
One cycle gone?
Yeah.
It's so funny.
In particular, that's mine.
rent him out to British people? He's gonna do that thing. You know in Japan you can like
rent people. We're gonna do that but you can rent an outskirt out in the UK and see what happens.
But what would you do with him? That's the real question. That's the question we're putting to
people, you know. You'll be my friend for a day. We'll be friend for a day.
You Connor, mouse and van gang are awesome but Pete is undoubtedly my favorite love again
from Sweden, come on in, you gag.
I mean, Pete is special.
He's the special thing.
You know, he always tells us through how he met.
And it changes every time, depending on what mood he's in.
But he made a great impression on me when I met him.
But he was just like alone and drunk in a bar,
just sort of harassing people into doing a quiz.
He was like, yo, I'm from Kansas, do you want to do a fucking quiz?
a successful cyclatom and my friends and I were like who is this man what's
carrying on and he like he wouldn't leave us he was quite a drunk prepared in the
end he made an impromptu quiz and you know me and my two friends were in
Hammers we're impressed by his quiz skills and our friendship lost him but I
didn't see him for like four months after that we had each other online by
the messaging app in Japan and like we kept talking but we didn't meet for like
three or four months. And then we met for like, what do you call it? We met for barbecue,
but I'd already eaten that night.
You can get some color and good luck from the big smoke.
Thank you. But I'd already eaten that night, so I couldn't eat the barbecue with him and
he got very angry. And I was like, I ordered the fucking barbecue steak from Kansas. You've
already had the fucking rice.
Last year, your videos were a massive help.
In the Mexican Dam.
was one of my favorite spots.
I'm like, uh, we met, we met, and he was like,
he sent me a message saying,
you know, like, we've gone through so much, and then we talked,
and then I ghosted him for like, you know...
Hi, Kristen Malzick.
I am trying to convince my mom to come to Japan with me.
When is a good time of year to come weather-wise?
Thanks from Australia.
Malz told us she'd gase-gased to do...
She gased to do it after you, like, talked the first time.
Why was she so moving?
From one 4'10 spicy Puerto Rican Latina to another, I hope to one day show Connor that we aren't all kids' size.
Do you want to be my friend?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Connor's a green, it seems.
He never forgets you, sir.
I want that. I want that fucking scooter. Fuck this shit.
But Pete's changed a lot since I first met him.
He was a really wacky, ridiculous, silly sod.
And then he'd become a lot more mature and wise.
I watched you go to the bicycle every year, and I didn't know you guys had started your cycling journey again.
Yeah?
You've done the good work and have a wonderful ride.
Thank you. And it's the penultimate day.
So you've still got one and a half days of fun to watch.
including the dramatic finish in order he's rocketing ahead on his light
bike
oh thanks by the mouse few months ago from Cornwall and Bulgaria have you
been to Cornwall or Sophia Chris I've been to Cornwall I'm in the Sophia a few
months ago mouse you reacted to my volcano documentary cheers for yeah Chris
my partner and I are getting married this year do you have any sage advice
being newlywed yeah I know it didn't do that well I spent like three months on
it and like four people watched it and so it was nice to seeing you react to it
yeah so they're trouble with doing like big documentary content on YouTube it
They just don't even care. They just want silly fast-paced stuff and sort of documentary stuff.
It takes a lot of energy and time, but it's often not worthwhile these days, unfortunately.
But yeah, thanks for watching it.
No, it was wonderful. I wish I could make stuff like that. I'm not creative.
I'm sure you could do it.
Just a dream, Lauren. I like to do the easy things.
You just need a serious voice if you do your documentary.
You just need a big, serious voice.
Okay, Lord.
Okay, Nose, what are they?
Who are they? Why are they?
You look so cute on the body.
I do?
Doesn't it kind of cool?
Any sage's advice on being newly wed?
Not really, just enjoy it.
Actually, after my wedding, I didn't really have a honeymoon with Charlotte because it was Christmas.
Which was nice, because we enjoyed Christmas.
It also felt like the big amazing wedding happened and then it was like back to reality
too quickly.
So I'd say if you get married try and have a honeymoon immediately after so you can like
say goodbye to friends and family, hop on the plane and fuck off for like a week or two
and have a lovely holiday and I wish I'd sort of done that.
But still I was very happy with that one.
Yeah, get a putt a reekay.
He's the Pagal.
Be aware.
It's a team effort.
This raid is perilously narrow.
My mouse tax? What's mouse tax?
What do I have to do for that?
I think the most safe is Connor got in to buy me a sandwich or everything.
All right.
Has he bought you one today?
Not today.
Trayton.
Trayton, Judas!
I'll make sure it gets you up.
The next stop.
Which I think is...
It's a new gas.
KTA Bloody Station.
Have you ever seen KTA Station, Mouse?
Anything of it?
It's a jake station.
Hey, chat.
Feel like making a donation?
Those are some nice knees you have there. Chat, it would be a shame if a cute Latina happened to them.
A Kyoto station. It's like this really
comedically big building that looks nothing like you'd expect. It's like a very futuristic building.
It's so damn big. And it looked, I think a lot of people are surprised. We're heading there now,
yeah, if you'll see. I finally managed to catch a stream this cycle-thon. Keep pushing, believe in the
me that believes in you.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, you kind of, you arrive at Kyoto and you think, oh wow, traditional houses, I'll
wait there's none.
Because it's just like this horrible downtown concretey place, but you get out of it and
then Kyoto is actually quite nice on the periphery, like, alongside the mountains.
But I think a lot of people are initially surprised when you arrive at Kyoto.
But it's cool that we're cycling through it today, that's a treat, haven't done that in a while.
You'll see some lovely architecture if we make it in one piece.
And McDonald's.
A traditional Kyrgyzstan McDonald's.
They haven't lived until they've had a McDonald's in Kyoto.
The first time I went to Kyoto I think I had like a mega muffin at like 10am.
Good ol' s.
Not exactly Japanese, man.
I'd be such a shit tour guide.
People would be like, take us to the temples, Chris.
I'd be like, no, Burger King at King Kakuju Temple.
We haven't lived until we've tried.
They're bacon double cheese burger at Horashi Yamabanda.
Actually, style videos on Nebula?
Nebula documentary.
I mean, when I do a documentary, I want as many people to see it as possible.
That's why I could have put it on YouTube, but I think Nebula...
Your documentaries are my favourite part of your content.
People can't see it, yeah?
I showed it for Kushimo once on my streams.
Nebula?
Yeah, a lot of creators are moving to doing stuff on Nebula.
And, uh...
Really?
I think I'll just keep it on YouTube.
Hi, Chris. Good morning from the UK.
Just wanted to let you know that I have pre-ordered your new book from Waterstones.
Thank you.
I can't wait to read it.
Thank you very much.
I mean, I've got a really cool Patreon community.
And I'd rather do that and put the videos on YouTube
to sort of limit them to people on Nebula, right?
Good morning from Germany. Carpable Briss.
Keep it up, you guys, rock.
I've been to your bar last year.
Love that she is and the drinks low.
Thank you, Tom.
Why don't I snap this fucking chain off again?
Camera's pointing right.
Let's see what I can do.
Is that better?
I can see.
Yeah?
Can you see that person rocket past this?
Make a mockery.
But they're not carrying a mouse.
Chris, I'm really enjoying the documentaries.
As a scientist who deals with volcanic ash at times,
I enjoyed learning about Japan's volcanic background.
Thank you very much.
Oh wow, that's a pretty awesome view.
So, now if you can see...
Chris, I wanted to tell you, I love your videos.
You can tell that you guys put a lot of work into them with the camera work and interviews.
I try. I try.
Thank you. Thank you for all the kind words.
I'm currently playing Black Mesa while watching you guys ride for charity.
Here's some Dono. I'm 75% sure there isn't a headcrab in it.
I mean, I still, Connor's not played Half Life 2. This is disgraceful.
Hi, Chris and Connor, over the years, which visa did you have? I want to live in Japan permanently, but I don't have a university degree. Any advice?
It's tough man, I'm not sure. Japan's making it a bit harder to get a visa recently, unfortunately.
I don't really know what advice. I'm trying to find a job in your fields, teach English,
then find a way in another way. It's tricky, yeah. I was very lucky to become a teacher
I don't know if Pete had a degree. Did Pete have a degree? Oh, I think he does, doesn't he?
And drama. I'm not sure. I think he does.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you have a degree?
I mean, I didn't want to do my degree.
I thought my degree was a bit of a waste of time. I'm glad I did it.
I did a funny diversity, but I didn't really learn much.
And the main reason I did it...
And so I could get on the Japan exchange teaching program, which I knew needed a degree, so...
Oh, my face.
You know, you can come to Japan on holiday for three months.
So, come here for three months and try and live a very thrifty life,
and try and travel the country on a budget now that the...
What year?
Well, the yen is very cheap as well at the moment.
if you're overseas in the US, UK, Canada, Australia, whatever, you know, you can come here and live
relatively cheaply if you're smart about it for a few weeks or months. Joystick to centre
I want to show you the right hand side of the frame.
Have you ever touched the joystick with one hand?
I swear in front of a lorry.
I've been watching the VODs during work.
Good luck the rest of the way. Love from Sweden.
Thank you.
All right, fine out, there you go, thank you.
Are you able to do any exercise indoors, Mouse, like bike?
Yes, I actually started walking, I started walking the front of the road.
Oh sweet, what about like exercise bikes or something like this?
Uh, I'm gonna get one, uh, sir, I'll solicit...
You wear an inspiration for my own cycling trip across Japan,
even with Type 1 diabetes. You inspired me to try.
Here is a little thanks from Norway.
That's awesome.
That's a lot.
Yeah, I can imagine.
It's, uh, to stuff, to get out doing it as well is always tough.
Hey, Chris, you are genuinely my favorite creator.
Thank you.
Thank you for everything you do. Hope you get to do another UK book tour.
I hope so too.
That means a beautiful woman.
What do you mean?
The police are looking at us.
Speaker, shut up.
There's a lot of this, like, four fucking police officers there.
What is corner down?
Four.
God.
They're probably going to see this set up and be like,
Nanny, sorry.
Oh, God.
Oh.
I looked all good.
I think someone banged their car into something or something.
Hey, it's a killer lot. Apologies for scarring you.
The voice always lights up when she listens to the sun's vimeos and watching the stream.
Greetings from the Netherlands.
That's lovely.
You hear that mouse?
Yes.
That's awesome.
That's so sweet.
Are you singing today or tomorrow?
I wanted to sing today.
Unfortunately, I'm safe.
I can't play.
Yeah.
Is your cough a bit better today at all?
Uh, it's...
It's...
It's...
It's...
It's...
It's...
It's...
It's...
It's...
It's...
It's...
It's...
It's, it's another thing, another thing, I don't know what it is.
As I said to you earlier, all British people, like, just drink some water.
Drink some water, mate.
Water and tea.
Where the fuck has Connor gone?
Water and tea.
Water, water fixes all.
But Connor's so far ahead now, we're never going to see him again.
He's supposed to be my navigator.
He's like a kilometre ahead.
He's left.
He's pretty bad at navigating.
I remember the first time I drove him somewhere,
it was a Trash Taste drifting special,
and I gave along to help them.
I was the driver and I helped with the drones and stuff.
And we reached a T-junction, so I left for right,
and I went, is it left or right for us?
And he went west, go west!
What the fuck is west?
Left or right? It's a binary choice.
Go upwards, west!
Dickhead!
Go south!
Just say left or right.
It has to complicate it, you know.
Thank you, Greyhounds wannabe.
You have 25 donations?
Thank you everyone for your donations today.
Thank you.
Hey, Mouse, did you know that the Sanrio Kyoto Porta Store is located in K-Y-O-Turl Station?
I bet Connor will be so happy to know that.
There you go.
Well, I could get the boat.
Kyoto Porta Store?
You've got to go now.
Yeah, we have to go.
You've got to go.
I'll go.
to him a day. Ah, he likes buying things. He's probably going to have to buy a new bike
because that one up front, the bike we rented got destroyed. So he's going to have to buy
some more bikes. Oh wow, so a military barracks. Wow.
Hey Chris, will your dulcet tones be narrating the audio book of Journey Across Japan?
indeed I will. Over three long days in July, I imagine, I'll be trapped in a recording
booth in London going blah blah blah, ramen, I like ramen, blah blah blah, sushi, I like
sushi. And then it'll come out one day. Let's give
me a thumb. I mean, I listen to audio books more than I read myself. I'm pretty crap at
reading these days, I stare at a page and I get lost in my imagination. I think
audio books are essential and I know quite a lot of people bought the last
book as an audio book. So do you read, mouse or do you listen? Amazing work, Geng.
You are the most psychonavore.
All right, really.
Good morning from Germany.
Congrats for reaching one million.
I can't sit there and read.
Well the good thing about listening is that you can just lay it there, do a while and travel it.
So here's a chunk of the air.
I'm excited.
You booked Chris. Love from the UK.
Thank you.
Now I...
Now I...
Now I...
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
This is supposed to be a cycling lane in the under left, but people don't care.
Well, I will say...
It could be worse, but you have to be worse.
Oh, yeah, in England we just run over cyclists from, so Japan's pretty mindful.
Over cyclists, let's take them out.
It's like there's bastards.
Yeah, in Japan at least they are quite thoughtful.
Oh, that's quite...
It is tricky there on this bike, because I've got the backpack on and stuff, so...
A man with my carriage can't fit between the white car and the pavement.
This is nice though.
This is a really nice area.
On the first week of the cycle I thought it was very brutal and also Almore in Accutre.
There's a lot of high cure abandoned buildings.
What does this button do?
Here there's no abandoned buildings.
very affluent, lived in place. It's kind of sad really, you know, Almorri and Akita,
Tohoku in general, seeing a spectacular drop in population. But down here, it's pretty much
thriving in the city.
It's so important during these past days where you get to cycling, everything is so abandoned.
Yeah, yeah, I mean the populations, we're talking like, dropped by hundreds of thousands of people
and like I could tear an armory and you can see it, you can feel it, young people just
don't want to live out there, they want to be in the city where there's stuff you know.
Yeah it's unfortunate. I'm confused can I, it's green so I guess I can go. Yeah yeah I know it's a shame,
those areas are really struggling. Which is why I've tried to promote them the most over the
I mean obviously I lived in tall hawkers, they're lucky to live in North Japan, most of my time here.
But I think only 2 or 3% of foreign tourists go up there.
I've always tried to nudge people in that area.
I hope Chris gets all the cheese he wants after this.
I think I've had my first share of cheese for the day in that car.
This is terrifying.
The driver's like looking right, look this way please.
Look at that.
There's a lot of smells of food in the air.
You keep driving past restaurants, getting blasted with like ramen and pork and beef and chicken.
Chris, your podcast got me through grand school.
school just visited Sendai area for Secura mouse is an ID doc I see see the ID patients you're a
great ambassador that's awesome thanks so much
Chris if you're broad in Japan musical had actually gone through what would the
name of headlining song have been there's not enough chicken probably something
like that or yeah probably there's not enough chicken there's not enough
I don't wear a rubber. I would have been like that. Something awful.
Yeah, I nearly got a musical mouse. I got a big company want to do the aboard Japan musical.
I said no, it was just a bit awkward. But I would take it very seriously.
They were a really big company that had done like an award-winning musical in London and
It was yeah, really serious stuff. I was just like I do not see
How this is going to work? What is the narrative of an abroad Japan musical just some dickheads in a room?
Well the question I got corner was what would the big number be called in the musical
I said there's not enough chicken. It'll be the name of the big headline song. What do you reckon?
I'd like to take a picture of you.
Careful.
First time donation. Thank you very much for your hard work and keep on raising money.
Are we going around?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh shit.
I want to go ridiculous and nice. Sometimes the best musicals are the ones with that period.
I mean, I don't know what's, I've seen the book of Mormon.
You are the reason, Chris.
When I went to Japan that I visited Aizuakawatsu in Fukushima Prefecture and stayed at Kigashiyama
Onsen.
It was amazing.
Oh yeah, it's awesome.
I'm crying.
I'm crying.
There is this family chicken.
Hi, Chris and Miles.
Love everything you guys do.
Thank you.
Be sure to remind Conor that there's a Sanrio store in Kyoto Station when you get there.
Did you hear that Connor?
Did you hear that Connor?
He didn't hear that apparently.
Too busy singing before and to pan song.
I did a four-week road trip through Tohoku in 2023.
And it's absolutely all amazing.
And you definitely need five minutes to go there.
More people should.
Oh, it's sad.
Do it yourself. DIY.
Road crossing.
Go, Cyclophone. Be following for three years now.
I can be much inspiration. Love from Canada.
All right. The mountain's coming up.
I need some inspiration, Mouse. Help me.
Erasion.
That's brave.
It's interesting.
You're the... you're the... you're the... you're the... you're the...
That's brave.
What's he singing?
Good morning from Lithuania.
Just woke up to see you guys had surpassed 1 mil.
Congrats. Let's keep it up, chat.
Baltic nations, rise up.
Baltic nations, rise up. I like it.
Hell yeah.
All nations.
Brown to be donating for the second year in a row.
Greetings from the Netherlands. I really enjoyed reading your book, Chris.
Thank you. Army and stay represent.
I feel like I've got too much praise. Feel free to insult me more.
It's more insulting to be insulted as well.
Never.
Let's do this up.
Where's the rest of the musical car?
See, Marseille, how do you get them all like that?
Gang, rise up. Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, oi, oi, oi, oi.
Who would play Connor though in the musical?
It's from Vienna. Thanks for describing the smell earlier.
I always feel Japan is so far away from how it feels smells here. I'd appreciate more.
Probably Cosmo Jarvis or Robert Pattinson gets my vote.
Or someone a bit more ragged. They're basically quite handsome.
He would love Robert Pattinson. He loves him.
That's too good isn't it?
Keep going Chris, can't wait to find a lost bar using JJ E-SIM
Thank you, you don't have to keep promoting my stuff, I'm grateful
Maybe Jeremy Irons would play Connor, Jeremy Irons
Oh Jeremy Irons, I love it!
Yeah, the voice of Scar, amongst other things
His voice is so wonderful
Yeah, he would be a good Connor
Did you know that he ended up getting very sick and had paralysis in his vocal cords
so they had to have somebody at voice level to get his part in the lion king?
I did not know that.
Who's that?
I've been prepared to sound like foolish people.
Hey Chris, you're a big fan since the beginning.
Here's something for old times sake, scree.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
Sincerely, the Hulk from your first video.
The speaker's getting thrown off.
I'm in color and scar.
No, they're sort of the same person.
This POV, I can definitely say, your cake is superior to Connor's.
A shiny new era is just a turning era.
Where do we see each other?
Just listen to teacher.
Hi Chris.
Hi myself.
I've followed you since you had under one thousand subscribers.
It's incredible seeing what you've accomplished all this time.
Be prepared.
If I see them, they'll be shame on me.
Be prepared.
Chrissy. Chrissy. Oi, oi, oi, oi.
Mousy, Mousy, oi, oi, oi, oi.
I'm pretty sure Connor's thrown me off something and gone,
Long live the king.
He's done that at least twice.
And he fucking did it over and over in front of the train chair.
Fucking, they only tell me that.
Long live the king.
Help me, brother!
It really fucked me up as a kid, Dave.
It's pretty bad.
Connor, have fun with Pete on the home stretch of this phenomenal cyclothon.
No, we will have fun, don't you worry.
Straight ahead.
Oh no, this mountain. It's too mountainous.
What's your favourite Disney film colour?
He's in the beach.
He's in the beach.
He's in the beach.
Don't you maybe want to smoke and drink another drink?
They made it look so fun to smoke and drink.
Are you going to name your first born son, Gepetto?
or Gaston? Gaston, Gaston. There's no one who eats, what's the fucking song? No one sings like Gaston.
No one has a son. We do have a friend who is like Gaston, the guy called Nicholas Pettas. He's a fighter, Nick Pettas.
Petas, and he is Gaston. He eats like a thousand eggs a day, has hands the size of tree trunks.
Time should begin.
Oh, fucking.
But this mountain will be good.
This is nice. Lovely area.
I feel this bag is very tight today.
Could be the carry.
So it begins. Why do I always get the bag on the uphill bits?
It's a conspiracy. Fucking conspiracy.
What in what, mate?
Greetings from Calgary, Canada.
Tuning in to Cyclethon for the fourth year and heading to Japan in a month.
Trying JJSM this time.
Why among RCJSX?
Oh, thank you. There's a lot of Trompac there.
Oh, that's right. Oh my God.
There's bikes fucked again, mate.
Something doesn't feel right.
Yeah.
Oh!
There you go.
Calgary people are everywhere.
They seem to have a lot of Calgary fakes watching.
What's going on in Calgary?
Low-key dropping some money now in case I forget to donate tomorrow, but let's do guys
road to 1.5 mil. Let's do it.
I mean, we're at $1,050,000. That is
absolutely insane. Well done, everyone.
We're actually not that far from Pusciminari shrines, it's sort of the other side of this mountain.
I need some love like I've never needed love before.
Wanna make love to you, baby. I had a little love, now I'm back for more.
Wanna make love to you.
Very good. The spy scales are back.
Ice balls.
Hi Chris. Vod wants you from New Zealand here.
Love what you and Conor do. Your first book was perfect to make my computer screen the right height.
There you go.
Charmin.
This is a lovely area, my God.
The Kyoto you don't see.
Stunning.
Kyoto is a sort of city you can spend your whole lifetime exploring it there and barely scratch the surface.
And uh, yeah, I don't remember, this is beautiful.
Good morning Chris.
We're one of the top three most beautiful natural areas of Japan, not including cities.
Love all your videos.
Oh, Charlie and Liverpool.
Charity Charlie.
I don't know why three, why is this bike so heavy, something's not right, hmm.
Um, Mount Asso.
Good morning from Wales.
Hope day 14 has been a good time.
It looks beautiful there.
It is.
Uh, Mount Asso, Mount Fuji, Seto Uchi and Lansi, three top places down.
If you were to cycle in the UK, how many days do you think it would take before you get sent to the Shadow Realm by Mr Angry Wide Van Man?
It wouldn't be days, it'd be hours. I wouldn't be long. At all. That's why Connor and I haven't ever cycled in the UK. It's not going to end well for anyone.
Oh boy.
That's fucking, we're going over that mountain.
Oh my god.
Yes.
And this bike weighs like 20 kilograms.
And I'm the unfit one.
Bastard.
You can watch me swerve side to side before I crash.
Bit of fun.
Let's go to this wall.
And he's gone again.
We'll be interested to see if the internet holds up in these mountains.
I'll tell you, it does smell nice here though, some nice flowers, don't know what they are.
Smells like a herb garden.
Do you say herb or herb, Mouse?
Herb!
So you don't pronounce the H?
No.
Huh.
I only learnt this from Charlotte.
But then again, my English was...
Well, no, because Charlotte doesn't say herb, she says herb.
I didn't know people in North America don't say the H sound for herb.
Or H for us.
But then it just doesn't make sense.
What do you call Harry Potter?
He's not Arry fucking Potter, is he? Unless you're a cameraman, Paul.
Arry fucking Potter!
Why Herb? Why that word in particular?
That's the question.
Herb.
Herb.
This is, er...
It's rain.
I suppose. Yeah, I suppose so.
Slowing and steady wins the race.
Yeah, we're not eight for nothing, do we?
I need to go.
Ah.
Yeah, I saw the topography map.
It goes up very fast.
Still, you don't have to worry.
You've even got a backpack or a mouse on the front of your bike.
You enjoy your cycle.
Come on, mouse. Help me out here.
Push.
I could have a second. What happened?
Help me. Push me up this hill.
slash mountain. Oh my f***. Chris, you've done chest boxing. Are you now ready for jujitsu checkers?
That would be quite fun.
I thought we were done with the mountains.
You and Ian.
There must be another way into KT.
You chose it.
Mini Cooper's are not so many anymore. That's true. They are very big.
Back to Connor's torture bike seat.
Gaddafi fucking titanium bike seat.
Chris. Mouse. Chris. Chrismouse. Pec-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-cris-mouse.
Chris. Chris. Chris. Mouse. Pec-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-sic-s-gips
E-boss.
That's not good!
This is, this is ridiculous.
You can talk for a while, Mouse.
Congratulations on breaking one of them.
I was hoping to strip you of your dinner, but I missed you by a week and a half.
Maybe next year. Take care.
Thank you.
Boris, if you were a furry, what animal would you be?
Uh, a big bird.
What's your name?
I don't...
What are the fucking options?
What kind of question is this?
My hour of need.
You're inspiring what you all have done.
This cyclophan said you're proud to be a fan of this beauty.
I thought it would be an interesting question.
your fairy? A furry. Any type of animal. What do you mean by fairy? Like stroke-a-mom?
Like a furry. Do you know what a furry is? No. Americans don't pronounce the A in, because
it is a language from old friends to the A in the sun. Right. English had the A in
You're a snobbery.
Joey taught me about stroke-a-mom.
And left me forever scarred.
Oh, you mad?
You're a fucking stroke-a-mom.
I can't stop when I'm about to stop.
Don't look at me like that.
Don't look at me like that.
You
And that was the last time we ever saw the guys, unfortunately.
What a shame. Sorry, chap. It was a wonderful run. But the big bad man is no more.
Hello, how was everyone doing? Welcome in. I have them here. If I see a bit rate, if I see a bit rate, I will switch back to them as soon as possible.
possible. I have myself in my ear though, it's really annoying. How's everyone doing?
Are you all enjoying Chris Slan and me? A real man. Slan does a man face to face.
He doesn't do this behind his back, in front of the street. So many people.
Unbelievable. Right, I think we have a little cheeky bit of bitrate back on
his bag so let me see if I can send you back now and that was a really wonderful
Ted talks. I'll catch that guys. Bye.
We're back. We're back.
This is mental. You've missed. This is without question the steepest climb we've ever done.
That is insane.
Oh, I'm bad.
Oh, kill me. This is like the steepest thing climb I've ever done.
So it can be there.
Are you fucking serious? Didn't Ian say not to do it? Hold up, let me see if the signal
is back. Are we back guys?
Hey, it's like Lord the Rings when the Elks get fucking done.
This is footage of my friends. Look at this.
We're now going down the path of death.
Who's ready for the path of death?
Let's go.
Hang on.
No way.
Sorry?
Your bike broke you again.
100%! Alright, here we go.
Road of Death, take one.
Whoa!
And I've got to send to the buddy's home.
I've gone into Kyoto on foot this way.
I've got to show them, Zaka.
I don't know.
Dark Woke!
Dark Woke!
He's going, Dark Woke!
This is not the Kyoto I expected.
I was promised temples, shrines and wonder.
Instead I got this
There is no way the signal is gonna hold up out here. There is no way in hell
Are you there mouse?
Hey, you can watch this crash in real time
This is mental
This is actually like vertical.
Conor's got like a death wish. He never like uses the brakes, whereas I'm glued to the brakes.
Oh yeah, he's going for deep brakes as well.
But then I'm heavier, so I need the brakes more.
Oh my god man, you're a bell-end.
You're a fucking bell-end.
This is the street working mouse.
It's working, it goes in and out, I think it's just because of the mountain.
Ah, yours is working mate.
Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck.
I've never squeezed the brake so hard all my life.
Well, it's a good thing I don't want children,
It's just fucking, fucking, it won't matter though.
Don't you know that?
This is torture, actual torture.
It's the fucking, I'm telling you my experience on a bicycle.
I keep...
I mean, Mouse, you must have like a front row teach the action down there.
Oh yeah.
It's like a cool guy.
Oh look.
Yeah man.
Oh god.
All right, we're off, we're out of the worst of it.
Well guys, we are officially in Kyoto, the soul of Japan.
Yay.
The ancient capital of magic and wonder.
We made it.
Somebody said Paul did an impression of me when it went to F.
Did you see that mouse?
Yeah, what happened?
Did?
Yeah. Apparently Paul took over the microphone and went,
Oh, double, double dip or something.
Here we are there on the east side of Kyoto up in the mountains.
Make an all-in to city.
I believe it was called Genji Code.
Have you ever done that?
Ah, yes.
Fucking dickens.
Fucking...
It was $25 for a new pair that you left behind.
Well...
Yeah, after that...
After that downward hill descent,
children are definitely out of picture for me.
It was an experience, though.
Probably won't they ever sit down for a few days then?
No, no.
That cyclathon can't all be smiles and sunshine can it?
It's suffering and must be had.
The sufferathon.
The sufferathon.
Nice area there.
This is a Kyoto surrounded by some stunning mountains.
I've never gone up into the mountains around here but this is a lovely place.
It's a really great place to live.
Is this a big place to live, Connor?
Yeah.
I mean there'd be lots of spiders though.
No, it's not all good.
Do you like spiders, Mouse?
You don't like spiders.
I fucking hate spiders.
Yes, can't say I'm a fan either.
Oh shit, can't have the phones off.
I had fun.
Probably.
I think your phone might be loose, Connor.
It might be worth pulling over a second.
Can you just check your phone's all right?
Ah, I'm too dumb to sit on the wall.
Is it?
Okay.
Yeah, this is meant to move.
Mouse is safe down there.
Oh, this Alan Keyville.
I remember watching Chris for the first time.
This Alan Keyville bit the hell with you.
Stronger.
Should be alright for now though.
Good luck and Godspeed.
Yeah, no shit.
The bumping, like, rattled my brain.
Or the being punched in the face during chest boxing.
That was a crazy event.
Yeah.
Still can't believe I did it, really.
I'll never forget.
I had no idea it existed until I got what you wanted.
Well, I happened to die.
O-O-H-O-H-H-H-H-CAM-G-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Bitter-O-M-Burter-O-M-D-E-Nuts.
I'll never forget stepping out in front of like 30,000 people and sort of the most trippiest thing.
It's not normal. It was quite crazy.
There was like, I think there was like 10, 20,000 people in the stadium, 50,000 people online or something.
Yeah, there were so many people watching.
I've never felt so nervous in all my life going out to that.
But the moment I stepped out, I got a surge of like adrenaline and I didn't feel fearful anymore.
It was quite weird.
Yeah, I don't know how the fuck I did it.
I did.
Somebody who doesn't like public speaking gets a bit nervous about it.
The fact I was with you.
Yeah, I don't really... I've never been that like confident doing it.
It's just... it's nerve-wracking.
Well...
Is it so extroverted?
Can be, can be.
It's sort of like a persona, I suppose.
You have to make your own... I mean, you have to make your own persona and step into it.
And that can help you get around a lot of fear, a lot of your fears, anxieties and...
you know, as you probably know as an entertainer, you know, sort of split yourself in two.
Like a Horcrux.
Like Connor's Horcrux.
Like Connor's fucking Horcrux.
Connor's what?
On this bike?
Because I'm like a freight train and the bike wasn't built by a way.
Yeah, if you have like anxiety or fear over something, you just sort of act, become an
actor.
But, yum Lord Butter, boo boo boo, ha ha ha, ah, H H H, did I mention I love butter, boo
toog, ooog, ooog, ooog, boot-read chicken.
I'm doing the ancient capital of Catern, the finest of Coventry.
We're going right there.
I once had went to a bar around here and met a geisha which pulled my drinks and I was like
this must be the greatest job in the world and she was like I hate this I don't know why I did this
and I felt really sorry for the geisha. Imagine the flat.
A flat on that hill would have been quite the spectacle. I don't think it would have
ended well. If I was struggling to hold onto the brakes going down that hill, a man of
flat scale, in size and height, I don't know how the brakes would have worked at all, quite
frankly. It was a near vertical drop coming down that mountain a minute ago. But we're
We're here in, I think it's in Skigashiyama,
east side of Kyoto, beautiful area,
lots of temples, shrines.
Chris, do you have any recommendations
for beaches in Japan?
I mean, get an Okinawa, get an Okinawa, and...
Oh, cheers, man.
Hey, hey, hey, thanks, guys, have fun.
All right. Probably good stuff. There you go, Mouse.
Aww.
I gave three high fives, and each high five nearly took me closer to falling off.
I wake up to see you reach one million before even getting on the bikes.
Huge congrats, and let's break that record today and shoot for the moon.
Hell yeah. Let's fucking do it.
Choose again today if everyone supports us.
on this lovely lovely journey with mouse here on the front of the bike slamming
her face into every mosquito and fly face ecologics yeah
I think that he prefers Osaka style Okonomiyaki over Hiroshima style
I hope you don't call me Cycle Flotter.
Here off to the Stiles way better.
Ah, the unforgiving driver.
What's the happy?
That guy nearly ran Conrader.
Get old Kate home.
See, just an angry old man.
Yeah, there's a funny old place.
Yeah, it wasn't very nice.
I mean, we were abiding the rules. We wouldn't do anything.
It's cyclical, isn't it?
Yeah.
Oh, Connor's angry.
Don't make Connor angry.
He wouldn't like Connor when he's angry.
You guys are some of the greatest heroes in Japan.
Well, maybe Honshu.
Well, maybe the greater Kansai region.
Well, maybe this general stretch of road.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, good old Kato.
The only place in Japan I've been stamped, Kato.
Thank you for doing this. Love all your guys' content.
Yeah, be careful when you're getting some taxes in Kyoto.
or they might try and rip you off, I got some guy charged me five times the rate without
me realising once.
It wasn't fun.
I was.
Yeah, it was when my parents were here last year and I nearly flipped out.
I mean, he probably just assumed that a foreign guy has no idea about the prices, right?
But the hotel booked it for us and we got in and got to Kote Station and then I saw
the number and it's like a big, very big number. And I paid it up and then I had to go out
the hotel. Had to go out the hotel for booking. What was obviously like a scam taxi.
Oh no.
So, yeah. There are apps.
Okay.
That was a bit cheeky. There are apps like Uber and GoTaxi that work here. I recommend
I wouldn't have thought things like that would necessarily happen in Japan so much,
but Koto, I think they're a bit fed up of tourists and want to get their money's worth.
They are raising taxes on people staying the night here, which is very nice.
What's the most expensive hotel on the whole trip?
Oh really? It's an upper hotel, isn't it?
or hopefully on my stage.
You know, it's not the penthouse suite,
in the posh and air resort.
Connor and Mousy, I have a question for you.
What advice would you give to a starting streamer content creator?
What advice would you give to a starting streamer content creator mouse?
Do it, just do it, don't think about it, just try and really find out.
Absolutely.
I mean, for me the greatest inspiration
American Pete, because he started in October of 2020, I think, just alone in a room, and
he streamed over and over again for many months to like, you know, five or six people.
And he kept at it and he honed his craft because he enjoyed it, you know, and he had a small
group of people watching.
He gradually got bigger and bigger and he had no audience waiting for him.
He had to create his own audience.
And he was adamant.
He was like, he didn't want a shout out from me or anyone.
Don't think he'd be caught at the time.
Like he didn't want a shout out or anything until he felt he was ready and then we did
a stream together.
I think that helped a bit.
But it was him, his persistence.
And I think whether it's YouTube, whether it's streaming, you've got to really, really
enjoy it. Because the key skill, as well as being a half decent entertainer I guess, is
persistence. Persistence is all. But then I suppose you can apply that to everything.
Just be persistent. That can be persistent.
Thanks for working for good cause and enjoying people. Let's make some money. Vangang.
Hey.
Yeah.
Hello. I love how much hard work and dedication of everyone that are involved in this cyclathon.
Good luck. It is a team effort.
It looks like you're cycling into the light.
Can't recall a cycling into the light.
How far are we?
How far are we?
How many APA curry-bads are you buying in your crazy books?
The chairwoman would like to know.
I've got to record a podcast tonight. I think I'm going to rave American Pete into it quickly.
Well, I haven't done one in a while. I'll just be like, Pete, how you doing?
Sit by Shrine and talk for half an hour.
It's no trash taste.
Which way?
I'm telling you.
What time is it? Tell me. Tell me now, boys.
Every day for fucking two weeks.
Hi, guys. Good day from Sweden.
Question for Malsy. Do you listen to Hatsune Miku?
Keep it up.
Do you hear that, Mals?
Mals?
Mals!
No!
Oh, there you go. Do you listen to Hatsune Miku?
Do you listen to Hatsune Miku as a question when you go?
Yes!
There you go.
Of course!
Of course.
And I play colourful stage.
There you go.
I'm going to pretend to know what both of those things are.
So uncultured.
Oh girls, that's this.
Conor loves to break all the coins.
He's world famous.
You guys are asking that in my ear, right?
He's a Vocaloid.
Ah, Vocaloid.
So I love cry for you.
Vocaloid.
So what's a Vocaloid?
It's where you just sing?
Sort of thing or?
Uh, yeah, Vocaloid is like, it's like a, like a program, it's like a voice program.
It goes to the size of a boat, right?
Right.
And each of their software is named after a character.
And Nico's like one of them.
I feel like an old man.
What is this vocal stuff?
I don't understand.
I don't know.
What is the Tuba?
I don't quite get it.
Tell me.
It's pretty fascinating.
Yeah, nice.
People have made entire careers just using these voice banks and vocal synthesising software.
Yeah.
I've seen the red light.
I'm such an old band killer.
I know.
I didn't know what a vocaloid was.
I'm surprised you don't know because we feel so old.
I mean, I kind of do know.
That's absolutely crushing.
But that's a good one.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I think Hatsune Miku is...
He's a normal, you know.
Yeah, she's like an original, right?
She's the first, one of the first, maybe?
Yes, she was one first.
There was another one. I think there was another one before her.
Hello, last year I had a surreal moment where I started my new job during Cycleton 4
and worked on Dead Take. I smelled when I saw Connor in it.
corner in it. Oh fantastic. It's times like this I bet you wish Connor was on the
bike not me. Because he's here. I was in that. I made it happen. But thank you.
Bishback box. One million already. Been watching since Cyclathon 1.
Can't believe we're already on number five. Keep it up boys. I can't believe it.
Still remember Cyclathon 3 as though it was yesterday. It's been two years.
Oh, man.
Which was the first one we got you on, Mouse?
Did you join the first one at all, briefly, or did you come on up and...
I don't think I did.
Maybe it was the third one, it did.
I think it was, like, I would...
I think the third one?
Yeah.
I would just show off sometimes on the third one.
This is probably my favourite fourth subtle one.
I've always wanted to donate, but never had the opportunity to do so.
So God bless.
Yeah, I remember we were sitting in a car park
and Connor was like, it's mouse.
And he told you about his bag, and there you were.
And that was cyclism three, I think.
I was like, what is this thing?
Well, I met you before then.
But it's been a lot of fun having you on every day.
It's a real boat.
I'm glad that I could be here.
Yeah.
It's...
good motivation.
He fired us up.
Oh, God, I don't know.
Pete? No, he was a teacher.
Slash.
Er, actor, I suppose.
He was on NHK World.
Which, er, I was just...
difficult.
He was, er...
Yeah, he was on NHK World.
world. She's like the BBC of Japan and he did this propaganda show called Tool Japan which
is just this absolutely crock of shit TV show. Although he was good where they get some
foreigners in the room and they go tell us why Japan's brilliant. And then the foreigners
go well let's just say different. Boxes, boxes in Japan are good aren't they? And then that's
every episode. And then that was basically it. And these foreigners just sit in chairs and
just explore Japan, isn't it? Sort of shit-eyed.
But Pete was good at it. And after the first time I met Pete in the aforementioned bar
where he harassed me and my friends. I didn't see him for four months, but during that time
it was the New Year's holiday and people was on NHK World for the big New Year's
show and the people there were reacting to a broad in Japan to a video and he was
like dude you on NHK World we're sorry face and I was like very good. I don't know why
though I think it was the I'm not even the Logan Paul thing not too sure but yeah
That was the second time I spoke to Pete and then the third time was the failed barbeque the failed barbeque incident
I had already had dinner and we met up
And he wasn't happy
Because he had to eat the barbeque alone
Oh shit
I'll pick him
Fucking oh
Oh my God, I live 60.
Why, there must be another way.
What are you doing?
Why are you getting off your bike?
I ordered your book, Chris.
You fucking...
You're fucking...
Not sure how far it is, but would be cool
if it comes to all that you had.
I want to get a scenic look.
This is like,
Sadist fucking wet dream.
Shall we?
Come on, show yourself.
All right, can you hear it?
There is a main rowing of this.
Oh, see, you really kill me when I give directions.
I'm like, oh, you accidentally took a left
and had a meter on.
You're like, I'll take you up Mount Doom by accident.
I fucking did them.
Oh, whoopsie.
I dropped the ring in the fucking fire.
So we can go back and around.
Why are you so bad at navigating?
Yeah, I didn't look.
I was just in the zone.
I just want to get a little more pumped.
Oh, you can't hold this against Beaver again.
Take me out fucking Mount Doom.
We can walk up here.
If it's the right way, it's fine.
Do you want a fucking hand-hold to lift the map?
We have to get it up and then down anyway.
We may as well just go this way.
Oh boy.
Kill me, sir.
I don't know.
We may as well just go this way.
Are you sure?
There's another way.
I'll just carry the fucking
10-ton fucking burn.
It's a good thing I'm astronomically fit.
It's a good thing this is like the last day of the cycle,
because this is the first day I've been a dead man.
That fucking mountain carrying a sodding bike.
Oh, fucking, yeah, it's brilliant. Magical. It's like Sam and Frodo being like, Mr Frodo
is found in, but I found some spaghetti down my trousers.
Mr Frodo, is that a daffodil?
Fuck him.
It's scenic, right, man?
What did you say?
It's scenic.
Yeah, it's pretty scenic.
Fuck him, son of a bitch.
Look how vertical it is.
He's formed eyes.
It's like the worst video game you've ever played.
Push the bike up the mountain for victory.
Into the bamboo forest of death.
I spy with my little line something beginning with massive fucken 8 lane highway what is
We go down. If we go the wrong way here, we're categorically fucked, so let's get this
right.
So you follow this, go around, so we can do it down and go under.
Again, I told you Connor is the worst navigator.
He's literally the single worst navigator.
your bikes keep working and that pizza at the end be delicious.
What was that pizza? Oh yeah, tomorrow.
I'll see you in a minute.
Unbelievable.
My navigation skills are second to none.
Oh wait, we're in Spain now. I took a wrong fucking turn.
Ridiculous.
If I was navigating, we would arrive half an hour ago.
He's the best at doing wrong.
My question, Sir Michael King, is hilarious.
Could you tell Conner how disappointed you are in him as Alfred?
I was forced to protect you, Master Wayne.
And I haven't.
That's what he says, isn't it, something like that?
What was the first time Chris and Mouse actually met?
The first time we met?
I remember that Chris and Mouse were modelling as if you were the third.
I think Conor was doing a stream and I met Mouse there, right, Mouse,
and then I came on your channel and you interviewed me, right?
Yeah, I actually watched that the other day, so I wanted to remember it.
It was April 2022, I think, and I looked a lot thinner at what happened.
I was thinner, I was happier, I was in the old studio.
I was a long time ago.
So much has happened since then.
The world has changed, as we know it.
It's a different world we're living in now.
A world of shitty navigators.
The world is changing.
Every movie trailer, the world is changing.
This is just the beginning.
The storm is coming.
Blah blah blah, fucking three sentences over and over again.
A storm is coming. It's just the beginning. It's almost the end.
A little bit of luck.
You've got Avenger's Doomsday coming out soon, the trailer, right?
Yeah.
You excited?
Are you going to watch it?
I'll watch it, but I've kind of got bored of Marvel.
I suppose the same shit over and over again.
The same head over and over again.
Yeah. What is this?
Where is he taking us?
This is worse than Black Widow.
Fucking terrifying, mate.
Yeah, I meant...
I'll wait till I'm out of the way of the truck sale.
If I rant about Black Widow.
What a crock of shit it was.
E.
I thought we were in Katie, but we're in a jungle now.
Yeah, Black Widow...
The problem was, spoilers,
Scarlett Hansen's character died right in...
I can't even remember if it was.
It was a year ago today that I was in Japan.
Oh well.
I've missed it every day since.
Keep up the amazing work, almost there for A03.
She died.
Black Widow character.
and then game that's right and then instead of going all sad she's dead the
trailer for fucking black widow came out
she's back again
Connor we'll find one
that's like
the good work I've got to speak to you guys
just kidding
the Marvel the Marvel Cinematic Universe taught me there's no consequences to anything
which is what they're trying to sort of say right there's always consequences
You just remember the clock, you can't get by and break that chain from the dead.
And you've got to get out of the world.
Yeah, there.
Running from Eden.
Speaking of consequences.
Keep going.
Gandalf.
I'm beautiful!
Mate, you're the fucking Bannelrog. Don't miscast yourself.
You're not Gandalf.
Come on!
You're more like fucking Randolph.
Chris has so many colourful and creative ways to say color and mocked up.
Congrats on this monumental achievement and all the best of you.
So uncivilized.
That was worse than black living.
Ah, yes, I've not really watched Marvel.
He made me do it.
I watched Fantastic Fucking Snore, Fantastic Four.
Oh, that's a nice thing.
No, it was so boring.
I wanted to, the casting was kind of cool, but...
Yeah, the casting was pretty good.
You know, I feel like I like the original Fantastic Four.
Yeah, I mean, it was better, I'd say.
I wanted this to go well.
The only thing I liked about it was the 1950s style world, sort of universe they created for it, 1950s.
That was cool, but it was just really boring. I just didn't really care, and I was sort of, I was a fantastic snore because I think I fell a fucking sweet during the film.
But, yeah, I don't know, I've gone off Marvel.
I know what they brought back Robert Downey Jr.'s, because there's not much else they could do at this point, to revive the franchise and bring back the big bucks.
I'm trying to, you know, do something big, but when they revealed his face, rather than
going, yeah, I kind of went, oh, yeah, they really went out of ideas, haven't they?
And that was it really.
But you know, it's maybe it'll be good.
I'm sure I'll watch it if the reviews are decent.
Like everyone else.
You don't want to miss out on it.
Oh, all right.
Yeah.
What's this?
Oh, the Greatest Guide again.
The Greatest Guide has done it again.
What is this, like a fucking gateway to another dimension?
What is this?
Much more from Canada.
Oh, beautiful.
Don't run over the door.
There's a motorbike behind me.
Oh, my God.
Actually, a moped behind me.
I feel like I'm playing Crash Bandicoot, but fucking real life.
Are we looking horrible?
Whoa!
Do you like Crash Bandicoot, Miles?
Uh, I don't want to play in the world of games.
I was good.
That was quite insane.
The game?
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Every time I think, ah we're in Kyoto
We hit another fucking mountain
Da ha ha
This is, not the Kyoto as promised
But I think we are officially now really actually in Kyoho
Because you can see it, look at that, we're here
Keep up the great work.
Lek, lek, lek, lek, lek.
Lek, lek, lek, lek, lek.
Lekum, lekum, lekum.
Lek.
Ah, KJ.
And all its majesty.
I do like Kjortola.
I, it's a sort of city that you appreciate more and more
the more times you come back, I think.
I would say once you've done all the basics,
like Keel, Mr. Dead of Temple, King Cappagey,
Arashiyama, Bambi Forest.
That's when it gets good,
because then you can find your own slice of Kato.
You can go off the beaten path.
Did you hear VJ's coming back to reprise
his role as Sherlock Holmes?
I'm super excited.
Congrats on your book.
Love you guys.
I like the first Sherlock Holmes film.
The second one was a bit sloppy.
Can't say I liked it.
I've never seen it.
First one was good.
Second one's not good, they call it.
It's Elizabeth's bank shirt.
It's the first one, I don't know, let's make the original things, I keep rebooting stuff.
Speaking of which, I'm thinking of doing Journey Across Japan again.
That'll be my Dr Doom moment.
It might be, but I might be on a bike this time.
Yeah, the last one was good but it's just not the same in a car.
I think the essence of a journey is meeting people and having adventures and it's hard
to do that when you're sucking a K car in the snow.
So yeah, I might hop on a bike, pick a certain destination and spend 10 days just going around
it and vlogging it and seeing what happens.
I think the world is changing.
The world is changing.
It's a new beginning.
And I think people want less edited stuff.
They want more raw, vloggy style content again maybe.
So I'm going to try and bring that back, starting May,
going to go out and try and do that.
Why spend three months making a volcano documentary
where you can grab a camera and go out and do some stuff?
Well, it's just that we spent like three or four months
on it when we could have made like 20 videos
at the same time, right?
I'm proud of it, I don't regret it.
And thank you to everyone on Patreon that funded it.
I'm really proud of it,
But, you know, I think quality over quantity doesn't work anymore, so I'm going to step
up quantity, lower quality a tiny bit, and go from there and try and do more videos, experiment
a bit more, have some fun.
I've got nothing to lose anymore, so I think I became quite risk averse.
Do I make things happy?
Yeah, and I wasn't, because I was making videos that I thought would do well, or thought would be useful for tourists, right?
Rather than making videos that I felt compelled to make, so come May, I've got a black slate, I'm going to do that.
I'm very excited to do that. Do what I want.
If we survive Conor's navigation.
Too bad you had to steer Conor's cake all day, though.
Oh, sorry, thank you.
It's a little bit awkward cycling on this, are you sure?
Oh, I'm not cycling.
Oh, I see. I'm not cycling. I only have one foot on the bike.
Be in. Do what you want.
Do what you fucking want.
It's hard though, I mean look, I've been doing this 13 years.
You have to change up your style every now and then.
The styles change, the times change, people want different things, right?
At one point I thought quality was, I thought like, super high production quality was king.
But at start, what's king is personality, community.
Having a community that enjoys what you do and obviously on streaming you get to do that
every day. I've made some good videos the last six months that I'm proud of. I did one
with Natsuki where we hiked the Nakasende. If you ever want to watch another broad Japan
video now, I recommend that one. It's called I Hiked to Japan's Most Remote Town or something
like that. And Natsuki and I hiked through the mountains of Japan. Just him and I, no
cameras say nothing for like three or four days and it's a really cool video. I'm actually
really proud of that. Yeah it's kind of nice to scape as in. Switch off and then you switch
that on. Escape to the mountains in central Japan and that's the sort of content I want
to make going forward. But here we are in Kyoto right in the middle of Kyoto.
I like to watch stuff like that because I always wanted to travel on it.
Boys, boys, boys.
No, absolutely.
And I think, I wanted to be a...
I wanted to join the jib program when I was...
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Well, I mean...
I might have my criticisms of...
I might have my criticisms of Youtube and the internet but...
It does at least offer some escapism right raw awesome escapism. I think that's YouTube and it's best
It's pretty, very nice.
Yeah, I think it's pretty, pretty.
What the fuck is that?
What was that?
Alright, you put it on speaker, I see.
There's a plan, there's a plan.
Oh, we're nearly there.
I thought this was like, oh, it's the easy day.
Oh, just cycle up, fucking, kill him and jarrow twice.
Die.
That's relatively dicey.
Dicey?
Way to get off the bike and push up twice.
It was like a vertical climb.
I cycle up that.
The fucking space launch system had a lesser gradient than that mountain.
Absolutely.
No, you didn't a minute ago in the Bambi Forest.
Oh well, I can't cycle up that.
Oh, you can't cycle up that.
It's fucking stairs.
Yeah.
And who navigated us to the stairs?
Honestly, the trajectory to the moon was less inclined than that fucking mountain.
Alright, time for some scary heavy traffic cycling.
I haven't cycled in Kyoto, er, ever actually, so I won't know I did eight years ago, but
I haven't done it in eight years and I'm quite scared.
Yeah, we're just going across 25 lanes of traffic.
You come to Kyoto and all of a sudden there's not that many Japanese people around,
and you realise just how many tourists come to Kyoto and nowhere else in Japan.
Japan. So if you hear people complaining or talk about over-tourism, you must know it's Kyoto
most of the time. And maybe a few bits of Tokyo, but ultimately it's Kyoto.
The hiking video was one of my favourite videos of the last year that I've seen.
Maybe only second to the Babish collab.
Oh thank you.
Look forward to more.
The Babish collab was quite fun. Andrew fucking correct me, I'm such a funny guy.
Watch out Connor.
You've got the seed out here in the middle.
So Kyoto has an issue with bad tourists.
There are bad tourists, yes, but don't forget, Kyoto sees tens of millions of tourists every
year. There's always going to be one or two bad apples. There's always going to be one
or team massive bell ends. Like the person who used the Tory gate as a pull-up bar, which
obviously didn't go down too well. But we've got to focus on the many, not the few, right?
And the many are generally respectful, good, touristic. Except Colin. Colin's not good.
I do not know if I am here tomorrow, so here is my dono.
And we have made it, too.
There it is.
There she is. I told you, Mouse.
Kyoto Station.
It's a ridiculous station. Look at it.
It's like...
bigger than the Death Star.
Oh.
It's a ridiculous looking station.
Yeah. It was, uh, when they built it...
a lot of people were not overly happy.
I don't really think it fixed the vibe, though.
Of course it doesn't. It looks like the head of the universe has an office.
It's like God's palace.
I must have needed more.
Oh, no. That must have happened.
You're muting mouse.
Are you back mouse? You can hear now.
There you go. You're muting mouse.
I didn't touch anything.
It was Connor.
It's definitely Connor.
Make sure you can see.
There you go.
Enjoy your first station.
It looks ridiculous.
It's so hot here, man.
We're going to the fan mill score.
I don't really have time.
Traitor.
We've already been.
I haven't seen the first one.
OK.
Yeah, I hear you. I just don't know where it is.
I mean, take your fucking two out, two years to find it in there.
It's just so big, the station.
That's the station there, guys. It's massive.
Monolithic, monstrosity.
But the inside is kind of cool.
The interior is...
Thank you everyone again for watching today.
for donating, being a part of this. We're here in KK and I believe I can see Mr Rudd, Mr Ballard. Let's go.
Jesus.
It's a nice leg, you know, it's a nice leg.
Yeah, it's a nice leg.
Take it, mate.
You got it?
Yeah, sure.
It's Samba.
Samba?
Yeah, actually.
How long are you guys going to get here?
Are we going to have a match?
Are you going to have a match?
Yeah.
Shall I turn this off?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to have to attend to know how you do that.
What are you crying about?
What's wrong with the mouse as well?
You just locked the screen.
What?
Yeah, it's locked, I thought I didn't get it out.
Hey, what's up mate?
How are you doing?
Oh, thanks mate.
Here you are.
Just got you a coffee.
I knew who you needed.
I know, I know, I didn't get it.
I got you an oat milk latte.
Oh.
Chloe, you got me a...
The rest of my coffee.
Oh.
I know.
Yeah, you don't like binti?
That's not...
Yeah, anything for me.
I got it.
Why are you crying, Mouse?
Oh, no reason.
This is not the station, by the way.
Look, there's a Sanrio bag there.
I looked down by the L.A. to eat thing.
I heard there's a Sanrio store.
Oh, there is?
Oh, do you know where it is, Pete?
Yeah.
I found it.
I can help Ian take that bag.
No, no, it's...
Okay, Ian, I'm good.
Okay.
I'm sorry, let me just get these off.
Do I have to?
Yeah.
How about I'm an old-school boy, Dave?
We need to record the podcast, right, Pete?
Ah!
Give the bag, maybe, to Ian.
Could I... could you hold this for a sec?
You got it?
Yep.
Coming off.
I couldn't carry three copies, so I got a vintage split with Connor.
And then I'll get the mic.
Can you hold this for me?
Sure, sure.
Take my helmet.
Do I need anything to get straight in the back there?
Yep.
Do you want a good sight for me?
Does anyone know where the center of your store is?
Is it close?
I already even have my card, and now he has my card.
I got it, buddy.
Alright.
How much does Miles usually spend at these kind of places?
You know, can you really put a number on happiness?
Yeah, but when I say that I was trying to pay it for, that ultimate life journey here?
How much are we talking here? We're talking like, uh, 20 bucks?
Yeah, all I believe.
Cool.
I'll fight you in a bit.
Oh, I forgot half for you half for me because I couldn't carry you.
They give you bags.
Ah, I'm carrying all this gear.
Nobody's here today, it's fine.
Okay, well Pete's got a wallet.
I got a wallet, baby!
You should find a simulator.
How the fuck do we find this store?
This is the Wolfby distortion.
I got a phone, too.
Okay, let me Google.
Let me read and Google this.
Is everyone chatting now?
Can you hold this, Chris?
Yes, sir.
Chat was on the steady.
Well, someone said it.
Send me your stories, B2F.
I'm G2F.
Where's that?
You're down to fuck?
What's that mean?
That's what that means.
I don't live in the, like, play video games.
Okay, so here we are again, guys.
For cheese, we're going to board Japan Airlines today.
So long. It's literally right down there.
Was it a JetBlue holiday?
Nothing big.
It was meant to be.
Really, was it?
Call a navigator and stuff like that, I'll be.
Yeah, I heard that you guys were like,
four kilometers away, seven kilometers away.
It was insane, mate.
It was like...
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck was just there.
Basement.
It should be fine. It's a station.
I think he just wanted you to get one last good exercise push
Before we all join tomorrow
It's all right, did you uh oh wait they can hear us
Well, I gotta find this place.
I don't know about you, Pete.
Oh, I heard you about you told me about this place.
I told you all about me, too.
I feel bad that Mouse had to hear a bastardized version of how Chris and I met.
I was the most accurate retelling yet.
Sure was.
Did you tell the story?
Oh, did he tell the story on the back?
Yeah, on his version of the story.
Oh, his version is so different from yours.
I just wonder about that.
The truth is probably somewhere in the middle.
No, it's my version.
You said you were very drunk.
No.
I'll just cave in with a bird on each arm.
Ha ha ha.
Boonies.
Yow.
I'll just get that size.
This side over here?
That is.
This is on the other side.
Maybe we can go around, right?
Yeah, we can go around.
So, Mouse, you usually spend like what?
$20 max on these places?
Um, a minute.
What's 20 times like a hundred?
Okay, that's beyond my credit card max. No, that's not. I've seen your max. My max is actually only like 200 bucks because it's like
It's like a kid's credit card
They're afraid. I'll spend it
I'm not afraid how much could one
Tiny Latina demon queen spend in a store
police
Yeah
We've passed three Starbucks in this little underground place, yeah, it's very easy.
Okay, I think it's somewhere over there.
Thanks for the coffee.
Sure.
Why'd you get me one, not Connor?
I thought, well, I only had two hands on this can, like two phones.
I'm honest.
And I got a venti so I could get half to him, and he said,
Do you want me to drink after you, you disgusting blob?
This is the first time I met you, mate.
No, you've got the cleanest master you've ever had.
I'll give you that.
This man brushes his teeth, and man forces every five minutes.
Is that place called Mousey?
Yeah, it's called Moosey, Moosey, Moosey.
It's called Mousey!
I definitely can't afford that one.
It's okay, we can say it's Mousey.
I got you that coffee, because I knew that you had been on the road all day.
You could use the little pick me up, please.
Moosey.
Okay, so it's probably somewhere around here.
I'm just following the map.
I told them about how NHK World had to react to supply video or something.
It's a big stand real shine.
You should be able to see it, right?
I made sure to re-smerch you on a public run.
How did they know I could use underground maps on them?
Yeah, it was the 100 coolest things of the year, and you were like,
here's the smallest escalator in this place.
I was in the kitchen.
Oh, was it?
Is he mocking me for accessibility?
I talked about how it actually works.
And you were ahead of it.
You were like the Goebbels.
You were the Goebbels of any time.
It was a comically small escalator.
There was like two steps.
I think the Goebbels were any steps.
Should we send one here?
Or into the map?
Well, they're right. Wow.
What did you get? 10 to the 10?
I went to the tower.
I'm sweet, it's a big itch.
Yeah, it's amazing.
I didn't think I'd do nothing.
So the is.
A long, long tail.
A long, long tail.
A long, long tail.
Underwear.
The long tail is way bigger than I thought.
Yeah, it's huge.
There's a floor guide right there if you want to climb.
It's not real.
Do you see it?
I'm going to have to.
I was just going to say.
Sound real. Sound real.
Oh, English, little guys.
Okay, let's have a look.
Gronk, where is it?
Starbucks, soup stock, that's quite the diamond. Okay, so it's definitely over in this area.
Oops, whoa.
Looking, uh...
Sanrio 128.
What is 128?
Oh, the south area. I think there's doors from the south area.
Over there I saw them.
So we're in the west area.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, look, we're here.
So where's the state?
Go back up there.
I saw the place for it.
I see.
128.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, there's all this for a couple of plushies.
Do you want to get rid of your coffee?
You weren't trying to do it on the bike, so I think it's unfair.
Shoot!
The one bit I didn't see in the game, sir.
I don't know, did you?
I did!
Alright, well, then I think it's fair then.
Is your stream still good?
Yeah!
Yeah, I think so, I think so.
I'm just being careful not to...
Maybe I should...
Well, I don't want to talk about you. My stream is stoked all the time, you know.
Are we going to talk about that? Yeah, yeah. By the way, I think it's absolutely awesome
that we're kind of around, like, thousands of well-dressed people and you're casually
walking in, like, this tightest, cycling shorts.
I'm pretty, I'm a cashew.
Are you?
Well, I'm especially... If you follow the forums of my friends, you'll get some ideas.
They've seen moderation, now they can see all of us.
There we are.
One, two, eight. Yeah, one, two, eight.
We're going to go down here, Jim.
I don't know where we've come to this place.
I don't normally go into the station.
I keep it very quickly.
This is ridiculous.
Get a bath bomb.
Get a bath bomb?
Oh, right.
This is ridiculous.
Get back, Bob.
Get back? Oh, right over here.
Oh, Brad. Paul.
Paul and Joe.
Joe.
Is your boyfriend my issue?
Joe.
Oh, there he is.
All right, good luck, Pete.
She's not got shitty hands on this shit.
Yeah, too bad most of the stuff man's already has.
There's no way she'll fuck up on it.
I don't know, it's Iron Man's.
I thought it was not your room.
We're looking for.
It's never been to this store.
That's cute.
Everyone's little drawings.
We gotta find the item.
Most of the stuff you already have.
That's not true.
I don't know. This is like you dress up a cinema role.
Why do you dress up like this guy?
I'm not interested in playing cinema roles.
the flat seat
oh that's so cute
it's like a little baby on a skateboard
yeah we saw that one we saw that one
master in one that one
that's a little camera one
yeah where is this
I don't give it the series
I don't understand what that is
oh you can give it to like a cinnamon roll
Yeah, it's cute.
You can be like Colonel Mays.
Cute.
See him in a row with him.
Yeah, that's fire.
He's what I've made people hang out with.
Fire.
Fire, yeah.
I just thought I'd wear these tomorrow on a cyclotron.
But we didn't buy any of the stuff.
Oh, no.
Buy it off.
Yeah, all this shirt we already have.
Look, I really love all this.
Yeah, we're really good, dude.
Can you wear those on the cyclotron?
No.
I can wear those.
Ah, so cute.
I can wear those.
Would you wear those?
Yeah, I'd wear those.
There you go.
Will this fit me?
It got it.
They're elastic, right?
It got it, they're elastic, right?
Well, you don't like them.
I don't wear them for cyclotons.
I mean, consumers don't get it together very well.
What's that?
I mean, consumers don't get it together very well.
You don't like licenseeers?
You don't like things?
I don't think there's much else you hear, Mous.
I'm a simple man.
Blackfushit.
They're all around the store.
It's not that big.
Um, I found some...
Anything.
Wow!
A looking stool.
Table salt.
Oh, that's cute.
Hello, kids.
It's a pig cinnamon roll.
Yeah, they have a plan.
Oh, they're cute.
Do you want that?
Yeah.
Alright.
It's like noodles.
Can Matthews jam sticks?
Wait, there's a noodle in there?
I'll get it over the needle.
Okay.
You get that too?
This one?
Yeah, this is cool.
Yeah, a nice one, sir.
Sorry, Pete.
The heart wants with the heart wants.
Let's get a little...
Nice. Do you know how to use Chap 6?
Yeah.
Hey, Pete.
I'm coming.
Yep.
Alright.
Holy...
This is so busy.
You're such a...
I really got this guy.
Yeah.
Mass little light to our bags
Top bags
Smiling
Go on wait, that's adorable this yeah, we're gonna do with this
I don't know what I'll put in there, me and my phone?
Sorry Pete.
What the hell?
What's going on?
I bought you shorts, I bought her a phone case and chopsticks.
It's about time you fucking bought something on this trip.
I just bought him a coffee.
You didn't know I'd buy me a coffee.
That's right here!
That's for you, boss.
Two hands.
Bro, actually like...
What makes you feel like that?
Pretty the first time I pretended like there's no wheel.
Yeah, I actually bought that for Ian and as soon as I rubbed you, I was like, oh thank God.
Yeah, I know, it's just, oh, I mean Ian wants out.
I didn't want to call him out on a train.
He deserved it.
The original plan was to split this with Paul.
Oh, it's so cute.
I used to like pictures, right? With Paul.
It's being added to the box.
I want all of it.
Maybe you can start collecting.
I just feel very suspect.
There you go. Well, beat the pan.
You like oil away my legs.
Oh, you do? What happened?
This is kind of cool, no it's not, it's like one of those.
It's so cool, yeah.
We bought this one.
Look down.
You bought your next quiz, right?
No, this is for...
Oh, it's like a medicine book, no?
It's probably not like a red riding hood.
Yes, I need that.
Oh, you know this one is for...
You better go on guessing.
Polaroids.
That's cool.
Yeah.
You've got yours.
This one's for Polaroids and you should take six fun pictures right there and then you
And then you still come in there.
Oh, true.
And it's a memory book.
Oh, that's so cute.
So, uh, but you have to fill it with 20 pictures.
Okay, I got the other polar thing.
Let's give this one to you.
I'll put you in there, too.
Thanks, Pete.
Thanks, Pete.
Get a picture of me paying for this.
Well, I think that should be good enough.
I think that's good enough.
That's a good round of the three of stores.
Thank you, Pete.
Bye, guys.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I'm not paying for that, am I?
Nah, that's a good one.
That's spot-buck-fart.
Thank you, Pete.
Yeah, holy shit.
Thank you, Pete.
Please let the ZNA card work.
Uncle Pete's the limit.
Sorry.
No, it's okay.
Guitars is in the Vier de France.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Hi.
Now I'll have to get out of here.
I don't get it.
You don't get it.
I don't buy this stuff, man.
I don't know, that's mouse.
I'll need to buy this stuff.
What?
What is this?
What is this?
What do you mean?
This is a donkey.
I don't know.
That's Tuxedo Sand.
That's Tuxedo Sandland.
Have we got different names?
Yeah, that's the few names for you.
Pom Pom Puri.
My melody?
Hold on, hold on.
My melody.
I don't know who this is.
It's pink...
Portugal.
I know.
Yeah, this one?
Canopy?
Canopy?
Canopy.
Sorry about calories.
Fuckface.
Fuckface.
This is a Hirumo...
I don't know what they are.
Apple?
A Hirumita.
He's not my girl.
He's not my girl.
Apple the duck.
Trigger cat.
Son of a...
I sleep if I don't see Trigger cat.
It's this one.
Oh my God, I am dead.
Then get up.
What's your name?
Oh, Han Yodong.
Hi, great job.
Oh, no, I'm a little sad.
Han Yodong.
Eh, yes.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
You fucking took a long shot.
Oh, yes.
Oh, I'm gonna say that.
Oh, not really.
No, no, no.
You can't use it.
You fucking tell me.
Oh, it's a little bit of a car.
It's a little bit.
This is it.
That's mine.
That's yours.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's yours.
That's mine.
Ah, Pete.
Oh, that's mine.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
No, no, no, it's okay.
It's okay.
No, you knew that.
He looks so depressed over that.
Look at him, bro.
He looks fucking miserable.
You know what's funny?
Maybe she doesn't like my car.
I'm sorry.
That's it.
He's brilliant.
He's in the middle of a dance.
Don't pique the best.
I'm not waiting for the most epic of showers.
Pete's my great instrument.
It's crazy that Pete's his pinco that night, every time he taps it out.
I just find that so weird.
What?
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
He has some weird rituals.
What are you?
I don't know.
Kudomi.
Kudomi?
I don't get out of here.
I think we have to go back that way, right?
I know the way we came in.
I'm sure we'll take us to the long side of the station.
Oh, well, no.
I'll get out of here.
It's fucking hard finding this place.
Oh my God.
Mass assets have been fined like a needle in the haystack.
And of course we did.
We couldn't find the fucking haystack first.
Yeah.
Well, how's the fucking day?
Yeah, well, what time is it?
What time is it?
It's just a million.
Oh yeah.
Pretty big.
Six o'clock.
I've felt for a long day.
Oh, I've seen you.
Hey, it's just one minute and a half.
I'm kind of on the go, isn't it?
Make that one.
No, no, no, no.
I'm ready.
Thank you.
Oh, we'd like it.
Damn it.
This was for your triathlon, all right?
You just swim, you've all got your hands upstairs with your boat.
Yeah, right.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
This is so cool.
What is he buying you?
A bag of this.
Well, that's what man's asked for.
A man's asked for everything.
Goddamn else.
Well, I wanted a pussy and I didn't get any.
You look so sad.
Look at him, Mark.
I'll take a bit of this.
Apparently he's cocky.
I'll take a bit of this.
Oh.
Do you ever-
Who was at the chat I said about this?
Can we ban them?
Can we ban the chatter that mentioned this place?
Yeah.
What was-
What a-
Blackquist the word.
This is sleep, sleep. Come on, it's bad.
How are we going to sleep, Pete?
It's going to be that first four years.
No, it's easy.
Alright, no more.
No joke? You can't fit anymore.
Yeah, we generally can't fit anymore.
Oh!
Can you tell? Listen to my nabby now.
You can't fit anymore.
What do you mean?
We can make a railway car.
The car is literally full.
We can.
On the way over here, the car is filled to the brim.
It's not your flushes.
And you always pick the biggest flushes.
What do you mean?
You mean your flush was big.
So we might have to do some of the flushes.
We might have to.
What?
What?
What do you mean?
You have to share some weight.
What do you mean?
What's the money over for?
You guys give it to one of the staff for your plushies.
I'm just kidding. They're too valuable.
I like Gudetama.
I'm just kidding.
Oh my god, what is taking so long?
He looks like he wants to die.
I've never seen a man more miserable in my life.
He genuinely looks like he's about to cry.
He's losing his amount of job at the club.
What's going on?
The financial freedom.
I'm really talking like that.
He's got a card deck.
And like, his life was like nothing.
He's right back there now.
Are we...
Is he starting?
Is it what?
No, no, it's coming at the end of the month.
It's coming?
End of the month.
So you're shipping this to us?
Ah, I believe you're a chef.
I should have sent him our roll number one.
Okay.
Well, give me my set of mouth.
No, thanks.
No, thanks.
Okay.
No more.
No more.
It's gonna have to go on the top.
Oh, my God.
You look so happy, dude.
Here you are.
Wow.
How are you?
Dude, it was like in love, actually.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
wrap it in the Mr. Beanstaking Forever. Thanks.
Thank you so much.
It's the low, low price of Ichiman Senen.
Oh, that's really a lot less than this.
That's a good change of history.
Well, I think we want to go back that way.
Let's go back that way.
And wait, mouse.
They gave me a QR code, Ginny to scan,
because it's a character ranking contest.
Oh, you knew they'd be there.
I've already voted every day.
Oh, feel much better.
You vote every day.
Every day. Yeah, first animal, so you can win.
I hope Chidokat wins.
I asked the clerk, like, which one's your favorite?
Of all these silly characters.
She was like, Cinemagorodess!
Oh my god, Freud.
Freud. Freud walker.
And I said, my big bird, you're furry.
That's what you said, right?
You're furry, yes.
I've never listened to that one.
I've never transcribed that one.
I've never said that if you can be a furry, you can be a baby.
What?
And then we dropped that Stroke-a-mon, didn't we?
Why did we bring your Stroke-a-mon?
Hi, boys!
Do you like Stroke-a-mon, please?
Stroke-a-mon?
What's that?
Gotta stroke it in the hole.
Stroke it in the hole.
Stroke that Pokémon!
I've never heard it.
That was brutal. Mr. Beast arrives in Koto with his entourage. Yeah.
Beast all right. Let's go to...
This is what happens when you get your seven rolls.
I'm happy!
This big a joke!
Hey!
I don't get it myself.
Okay, that was...
Find the ideal.
Well, you got them, so no worries.
Alright, Mouse.
Uh, yeah, bang us.
And...
Well, that's cool, man.
That's cool, man.
Hey, Connor.
What's up, boss? That's where I went earlier.
That's your state? Yeah.
It was very nice.
All right, well, ladies and gentlemen,
thank you so much for watching the stream.
We hit one meal today.
Isn't that crazy?
That is insane.
Thanks for the help of Iron Mouse, the goat.
We feel a world away from the peaceful, serene life we're in.
And we ended today at $1,055,000.
Oh, gosh.
$155,000 in one day.
Yeah, so who knows what we can hit tomorrow.
I mean, tomorrow's going to be crazy.
I don't know what the fuck is going to happen.
1.4
1.4
Is 1.4 possible?
It is not really possible, it is K-Cocker
And you are getting on the bike tomorrow
I am getting on the bike tomorrow as one day
Ohhhh
I can't wait
I can
Together we are one
That's right
Well, Mous thanks for joining us today
It was a pleasure having you on the bike
I hope Chris took good care of you
I took the finest care of you
I'm a good care of you Mous on the bike
Valley Collar
Everytime!
Everytime!
Very diplomatic answer, alright.
Ah, let's raid...
Oh, Gantz online!
Okay, let me see here, ah...
Gory!
Taken for granted.
Let's go. He's not taken for granted anymore, he's getting a raid.
Raid Gigguk.
Gigguk?
He's got that name.
Gigguk.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for watching.
over a hundred and fifty thousand dollars for the immunity foundation in one day.
That's incredible.
Incredible.
And tomorrow is the last day.
Back to back hundred K days.
Can we outdo it?
Will we outdo it?
Tune in tomorrow.
We'll find out tomorrow.
It's never a match.
I'm going to get a pizza party at the end.
And we've sent in very special.
So in the morning, I'm not going to reveal it, but you'll have fun tomorrow.
Do I know?
I'll tell you later.
It's going to be very fun tomorrow.
You got it?
No.
We'll tell you guys when it gets to tomorrow.
Probably.
What do you think?
Let's go fly a save it to all sorts of people.
My room!
That was a pain.
He didn't even go into his chocolate factory.
I'll turn purple.
Well that's the slow down.
And then we have a gift shop.
Yeah, well that's a gift shop too.
Of course he does.
Capitalism.
Being able to see you guys tomorrow for the final day.
Final day already.
Thank you so much for taking the time to watch the stream today.
We really appreciate it.
Don't check that out use S. We should mark denture attack and we'll see you guys tomorrow
Way to go Chris
To go through I'm gonna go grade somebody