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04-21-2026 · 3h 14m
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did you believe it sir
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How are we all doing?
And I have my coffee.
I have my coffee.
Let's go.
Hey, guys, what's up?
Whoa, hi.
Look at all those new people have amazing little cycling
monkey badges, do you?
Look at that.
And we have a scam train going.
Wonderful.
Thank you, Twitch, very nice.
Hi.
Dude, look at all those emotes.
We're just going crazy.
Look at that.
You guys are still in Cyclothon Chat mode.
That's why.
It's still, you guys are still in it, you guys are still in it, you're all active still.
Look, when I play games, I'm not playing games today, I'm just going to talk.
You guys are going to go back to being like one chat an hour.
But I appreciate you all still excited.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry that I'm not on the bike.
I feel bad, I want to be back on the bike.
Dude, look at this is going crazy, look at this.
We've trained you well, we've trained you well to stop chatting.
That's so cool. Thank you guys for being in here. Why do we have such a big scam train
going? Fishina, they're gonna 5 subs do this so many people who do the subs. Lawn master,
thank you. So 713, thank you all. And thank you all for resubbing and cheering your bits
as well. I appreciate it. Get on the bike. No, no, no. My body hurts all over. My body
hurts all over chair. Now that I've stopped, it's like my thumb really hurts, my finger
really hurts, my knee really hurts, my elbows really hurt. So it's kind of, it's kind of
all over the place. But we're feeling good. I need some more protein is what I mean. So
yeah, but I'm looking good. The skin looks fantastic though. Oh, we already have the
paid chat is here thank you hello this is because you guys are only complimenting me
because we raised so much money for charity in like a week you guys are gonna forget i did this
you guys are gonna go back to like you look like shit you look tired every stream
okay so i'll i'll take it there's a claw i think the five subs there thank you i think
everybody's subbing this is very kind this is like the most subs i've ever had so i'm very grateful
Thank you all very much, very, very, yeah, great. Thank you. I'm very kind. You look even
shouted two weeks ago. There we go. Thank you. Yeah, we just did a successfully done a cyclothon.
Yippee. So yes, drop the sunscreen brand. We're using the Australian
Cancer Council sunscreen. I didn't get sunburn. I don't think I got sunburn a single time.
I think I'm good. I had my arms recovered the whole time. So that was all good. My legs were covered all except for like two days.
But yeah, my face is all pretty good. I don't have much to do with it right now. That's why I'm shiny.
But if I'm shiny, I'm sorry about that.
That's why.
And I didn't shower a single time.
I showered every day. It's okay. I'm not stinky. I'm not Ludwig. It's fine.
Um
When it's Chris coming on for a cyclophone review.
I, well, I should have asked him, but I think the idea of him,
I, I think the idea of him coming on a stream right now, he'd be like,
are you fucking kidding me?
I'll carry the cyclophone.
I don't need to carry another fucking stream.
That's what he would say.
He'd probably, he'd probably see something along those lines, I asked him.
No, he probably would be up for it.
But I'm just doing a short stream today, because I don't want to stream too much.
I, I'll be streaming for about, probably just under like three hours.
I will do a little recap with chat. I'm gonna go do some stuff and then I'll be back streaming
Like back to regular streaming on the 24th of Japan
We were playing preg model, but it'd be fun to play. I'm back to playing video games
I got what the hell what the fuck is that all about? What is a video game? I don't even know anymore. Hi
Thank you
Hey, oh dude, thank you so much
No don't be scared to write
This is great, thank you
You do.
Watch left from tomorrow.
This is the best job ever.
I just got rewaxed and Malice gave me $10 to tell me I looked nice.
This is the greatest thing ever.
I should do it.
I should cycle every day.
This is great.
This is the best job in the world.
Will you finally finish the Neverending Nose Lock with Cable?
Oh, I do need to.
It's great. Thank you, though.
I appreciate the compliment.
It's very kind.
It's very kind.
I missed the end of the sidewalks.
I had to deal with American customs harassing me
because I'm engaged to American now.
Point being, as I looked up at my father's stage of the airport,
I saw an ad for immune deficiency.
It was wonderful to see the effects
of your work in the world.
I don't know if that was with me,
but maybe just a general moral awareness.
It all helps, right?
Rose wearing his pajamas again.
I'm not wearing pajamas.
This is not pajamas.
I know this is like the banana in pajamas,
but this is, I had such a stupid reference.
This is so stupid.
Banana in pajamas.
Did you guys remember this?
I just want everyone to realize what he's referencing
to the role on the same page.
Bro saying I look like this.
Okay, I kind of do look like that.
I kind of do look like that to be fair.
That's fair.
I think you all know this, but...
Bro saying I...
Bro, I do, okay.
I do, it's not exactly the same fit, okay?
It's a little similar, but it's not pajamas.
It's a beautiful shirt, okay?
All right, all right, it's, okay.
It's a little similar, it's a little similar.
It's not that much though, not that much though.
My B want a B too, I don't fucking know.
I'm all the goddamn bananas.
Oh my God, yeah, oh my God, Jesus Christ.
Okay, postings those chat.
I think, I think this is fair to give.
I promised ages ago, I promised ages ago to Pix. Pix is the person who is always posting on Twitter and keeping updates.
I don't know if anyone, if you guys follow Pix to... Pix basically is just like the SeaDog alerts and does like funny tweets.
I probably told them if they kept posting, I'd VIP them and that they posted so much, so I'm gonna VIP them.
Alright, here you go Pix, here you go VIP. You've been added. There you go, here you go VIP. There you go Pix.
You can show off the badge. Where is it?
Where is it? There it is. Hey!
You got your little badge. You got your little VIP badge. There you go.
I think well deserved. You posted so much.
I would go on Twitter.
I'm so proud of you. I watched every day of your post out for 20 hours.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, thank you. I got people in the photos.
Any idea when you will be starting Foxy again now?
Okay.
Will you be watching slash streaming the panel Marcy is involved?
I'll definitely watch it.
at fan fest I'll definitely watching it I don't know if I'll be streaming watching
it but I'll be watching it I don't know I want to talk to Pete cuz I want to make
sure that we do something kind of big for it I don't want to just be like a
stream in a room but I would like to try and find some way to kind of make it
more exciting for you guys to watch and we'll see so I'll discuss I'll take a
little while this is the single table
No, I didn't.
Oh, yeah.
Pete, you know, I mean, I like, I can get into all of it, but I'm very lucky.
I'm not talking about it all.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm just very, very grateful.
This is like, for me, this is where I'm like streaming is at its best, basically.
So kind of, oh, God, you kind of recap a little bit about some of the days.
I probably won't go into every single day.
Maybe I will.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I have a few more questions.
You kind of recap a little bit about some of the days.
I probably won't go into every single day.
Maybe I will, I don't know, we'll see.
I had no plan.
I just was like, let's just go live and talk about it.
Cause it's fun.
But yeah, the reason why I give VIP to pics,
cause pics has been,
it's pretty much the only reason why I would open Twitter.
Cause I downloaded Twitter again on my phone
cause I wanted to post the tweets and all the stuff.
To, you know, cause I have socials, I make a lot of use them.
But I would always like to refresh the home.
And then when I'd see like pics as tweets,
I'd be like, that's funny.
Yeah, we did do that today.
And then when I stopped seeing pics as tweets,
All right, all right, close the doctor that it's not about me anymore close the act
Oh, yes true
Thank you. Yes, it is all you chat. Thank you. So yeah, so I let on I
It's done
It's kind of it's kind of sad. I'm very emotional that it's over
I think we were on the bullet train back yesterday, all of us, uh, except for, uh,
Naby and Ian were that, but they were, they were handling all the stuff.
So Naby drove back to my place and we unloaded all the stuff yesterday, but we were on the
bullet train back because we couldn't fit in the car.
We had too much stuff and that's also we had too much stuff.
We also had to ship mouse's gifts and like three giant boxes arrived at my place
when I got back.
I was like, this is ridiculous.
This is so stupid.
Mouse always purposely chooses the largest plushie, which makes everyone else's eyes
roll.
You're like, oh my God, we're going to deal with this.
But it was lucky that one of the hotels we stayed in had shipping, so we were able to
do it.
But it was an absolute logistical nightmare.
So mouse, the mouse tax is a burden to not just my wallet, but to everyone and the Japanese
shipping system.
So I need to ship those now at some point to mouse.
two giant boxes. My God. But anyway, Cyclothon 5, it was, yeah. But like, people always ask,
when do we start planning the next one? There's kind of like no date about when we start planning
it. We kind of just all vibe agree. Like, oh, we'll do it again. Yeah. So then we can always do that.
And around like, December, November, we start like kind of talking about possible routes. And
And then we kind of like, uh, soft decided a route and a date for everyone.
We normally try to choose the same dates.
So, you know, that's why it's always a kind of like started April or mid-April
thing on the route.
We started later in April last time because we started in Hokkaido and it was
colder.
Um, and it was still fucking freezing.
So I don't know if you even met it.
But, uh, yeah, that's why we started later that time.
So yeah, that was, that was, uh, that was, that was that.
And then we just kind of really started planning it all out later in like
January started actually like planning the routes.
In February we start like booking everything.
It's pretty chill.
I mean, we've done it five times now.
So I'd love to tell you that it's some kind of crazy,
really intense planning.
But the hardest part is just booking the cars
and the hotels and like kind of making sure
that you found a hotel.
Cause some of these parts were in a so fucking remote,
you know, it's so remote.
We're like in the middle of nowhere.
So it's kind of tough.
Um, but you know, obviously where we decided to do it is kind of always a tough decision.
It's pretty, that's probably the hardest part is like the root is to try to decide on a
root that we all like.
And uh, basically we all plan and then I go to Chris and I'm like, Chris, who are the
options?
What do you think?
And then he'll go, oh, shit.
No, this one will do just that.
That's kind of it.
And everyone, everyone always asks this.
If I know it's s, you should do one outside of Japan.
And should be fair.
I think we want to.
I think it's just logistically a definitely a different challenge.
I think if we were to do one outside of Japan, we would probably do
like a light one first to see how it is, like not the main cyclothon.
We'd probably do like a three, four day cycle somewhere and just see how it goes.
But it definitely adds a lot more difficulty when you try to do it
outside of the country that you're kind of all operating in.
Cause we all know what to do.
Um, you know, everyone in the cyclothon has done it a bunch.
So we all, everyone knows what they need to do.
and how they need to be and how to do that job.
Obviously, it was a lot more difficult
when visas get involved.
You have to travel.
How do we bring batteries for things?
Like we have a fucking, we have so many batteries.
Like endless amounts of batteries
for all the tech that we have.
And like a giant jackery, which you guys all saw,
like a fucking power station in the back.
So it becomes a lot more difficult.
And there's no trampolines, which is the,
I can't even guarantee trampolines.
I
Always want trampolines now. That's my new thing that I want, but there's a lot. There's so many
Logistical factors about outside of Japan that I think I don't know if there would be
An immediate plan to make a cycle for outside of Japan is but I don't know
I mean, I think we really want to but I think just we also just all love Japan as well
So she was like really fun seeing all parts of Japan that I haven't seen yet
There's still like a lot of areas we haven't gone to but we also don't mind retreading as well
Like I think it's fine to go over the same area if you're kind of it's on the way or something, right?
As long as we're not doing the same route
Yeah
bounce a thong and
No, me so butter stream snipers crew that grab was so godlike
So is there a cyclophon six next year look? I mean
These are questions that we all want to know right away
Truth is I don't know probably
probably but I don't know this tech was so stable this year yes hold on coffee
but for me it didn't feel real I didn't feel like it was happening until like the
day before where I was like yeah I guess I'm doing this now I don't know it's kind
crazy. I haven't tried it yet. No, I gotta get it out of my suitcase. But yeah, it was
a sorry, I lost my train of thought. I lost my train of thought. It's kind of like asking
if someone wants a kid after they just kick the I guess it is kind of like that. I get
yeah, yeah, I think we all need like, we all we'll break and then we'll talk about it in
the point but if you do a Denmark cyclophthon think about all the hotdogs you would stop and
eat during it that's the only reason i would do it for the hotdogs of course every day would be
glizzy a follow-up yeah yes getting a checkup and planning to donate plasma next month dude yes
remember check donation is still luck yes you can still donate btw saw a mod ask ken wanted to
ask too okay possible do something like dara for you to play a more you want to you want to donate
I think that the beauty of the Dara thing is that Dara just kept doing it without asking and then I just kind of felt obliged
But I also wanted to play the Elden Ring DLC too like that was so if you don't know Dara basically
Was just spam gifting subs until I played Elden Ring DLC
But I wanted to play that anyway, so it was kind of like a it just kind of worked out
but speaking of
Thank you for donating by the way
We can see the amount we're at because on the tilt of our link. It's different. That's what we're at
Oh, wow, the nation came in. Oh, you did it did just come in mouse Mirage. Wow. You did just $800. Thank you
The nation is still up it's still there
I normally leave it open until the next cyclathon just in case you want to donate or want to review
But you can also go to the I think the media foundations website directly as well. Don't feel the needs to do this
We raised 1,000,000
$475,000
Which is which is ridiculous
I think we raised like over $400,000 in the last day, which is fucking ridiculous. I mean
Let's let's start about if we're gonna talk about Cyclothon. I think
Talking about the like planning and stuff that we just were talking about like mentality of going into it
Is that I say is every time is there but every time we do this Cyclothon?
People are some people always asked like what's gonna be different this year. What are you gonna do better?
What are you gonna like improve and
I always feel bad when I sit there and I tell them, honestly, nothing.
I'm not trying to always after the stakes.
What I want it to be is an event that happens every year, something that like, it doesn't need,
like the justification of the event isn't that it needs to be improved upon,
it's that we are going to do this for two weeks because there is a ton of reasons why the event is still great.
I get to hang out with my friends, I like cycling, I like exercising, I like raising money for charity
and I don't want there to be this burden of like having to raise X amount or it doesn't make sense.
If we had raised a third of what we'd raised, I would have been very happy. Would I have been a
little bit like, I'm sure there would have been a part of me that would have been sad that we
didn't raise the same amount as the previous years, but I also recognize that it doesn't matter,
that's a lot of people who still gave the money to a good cause and it's not about the amount
raised it's about the awareness it's about getting people together it's about like just doing it
and so that's always the mindset I've tried to have and for me as like a streamer as I get
entertainer I've always wanted it to be in a place of like a like a like an AGDQ like a game's
done quick something that just happens and something that you can just look forward to every year
for two weeks. You're like, even if you don't donate or even if you don't participate, it's just like,
hey, I might just have something in the background for two weeks. That's awesome.
And that's kind of like happy for it to be there. So that's the kind of what I want it to be is like,
I don't want, I don't want this weird pressure to evolve on it. That being said, obviously,
this was the most insane amount of donations we've ever had in a cyclathon. So much so, I believe
And I'm going to be referencing the Reddit a lot because there's a lot of really good community
posts on the Reddit
The suit of the reddit is not utilized a lot
mainly because I don't push it a lot, but a
Lot of you guys do amazing stuff on there, and I really do appreciate it
So if you're in psychopthon and everyone's really excited, I really like going on there and seeing what people are making
Let's have a look at a quick little
Community post from someone going over their nations
So, Fatal Xan has made so many cool things for the Cyclothon, this is one of them, is
the donations over the years animated, you can kind of see how it goes.
And Cyclothon 5 right away, it just had a crazy amount on day one, and it just kept
getting bigger, which was also like scary and crazy at the same time, I didn't really understand
what was happening, or why.
Bonjour Connor.
I want to congratulate this amazing community for coming together and raising my amazing cause, proud to be in this community.
I also hear Connor the Tuo was a star dude for this stream. I await this stream with baited breath.
I will do it. I can't wait. It'll be fun. It'll be fun.
You can see like the Psychotherm 1, we raised 300,000, Psychotherm 2, 550,000.
You can see like the end days have this big spice.
And Cyclophon 3 and 4 were pretty much like the exact same amount of money raised both
times, which I was happy with.
I was very happy with that, but you can see like, and then obviously like the crazy amount
raised in the final day of Cyclophon 5, which is actually like ridiculous.
I doubled any of the other days.
It's just so stupid.
It's so stupid.
And like, I didn't, you know, we didn't know what to expect because we'd raised a million
on the day that wasn't the final day this time.
We were all kind of like, oh, wow, I'm a Danish resident.
No, oh shit, $50.
Wow.
But I'm unsure if our country is too small.
However you can be damn sure I would
show up to help you guys.
Carblow if you'd let me.
Especially since I could get my IGE book signed.
Yeah.
I know that if we did like an American one or a Europe one,
we would get shown people giving us food and drinks.
It would be so it would be fun.
Um, so, I admittedly would be very fun.
You can see me, like, on the final day, it's crazy.
But we, we, we hit a million on the day prior.
Thank you, WeWorks, by the way.
We hit a million the day prior.
And we didn't, we'd never done that in a cycle from before.
Because both times prior, we'd hit, like, 700,000 the day before.
So we were like, I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen tomorrow.
So we were already excited.
Um, but we could talk about that day later.
I think we could talk about that.
But that's crazy.
And Fatal Xen had done a ton of cool little posts along,
if you guys are on the Reddit,
they did like posts like this one,
which I'll reference, because they did a really cool,
every day they are posting something like this,
which is really, I thought was really neat.
Kind of like a little, like animation with all the stats,
like we did 75.8K this day, we cycled seven hours.
Didn't really cycle seven hours that day.
We were going at this average speed,
the average temperature, every couch burn,
how much money we raise every day.
Like a visualization of the route.
And they put so much data there.
So, and they put all the rest stops too.
So if you do want to go and like look at any place
we went to, the community has been awesome.
I really do appreciate all of you guys.
I'm really bad at this.
I like, I never like,
I don't really focus too much on community interaction
because I don't want people to feel like
content relies on me relying on you guys and I also think that sometimes it can
sometimes it makes some more parasocial aspects a little too strong and I don't want the content
to be parasocial I try my best not to because I don't want you guys to feel like I don't know
like I just always worry but I do appreciate with the Cyclophone people always go like you know
people really get so invested and I really appreciate people make all this stuff because I
I think it's so awesome that like you could go and cycle these routes yourself if you
really like today. Like if there's a day that you really enjoyed, I love that all this information
is available to you guys if you want to cycle a similar route or if you want to stop at a certain
restaurant you're going to. So if you do, are you interested in anywhere we go to on the Reddit?
Everyone has been compiling where we went. So don't check it out. I said, it's so amazing,
They do this. They said subconnit. So yeah, um, yeah, I'm always, I'm always like, uh, I
always worry too much about, I never want to like, um, make people like give reasons to be
partial. So I, I, I don't really encourage like a lot of community stuff, which I feel bad about
because there are a lot of people who really work hard. Um, and there's also another creator
called calm pin who made these really cute monkeys every day every day they were like making these
cute monkeys dude that's so cute i don't even see this post they made a monkey to celebrate every day
which is so cute uh so that's very sweet thank you calm pin for doing that that's very sweet
so yeah that's very that's very cute i really appreciate that that's just sweet the twitch
which is basically all parasocial, nothing but parasocial.
Yeah, but I, I don't know, I always want the,
I get scared when people get too invested
in what I'm doing.
Like, I feel like it shouldn't,
it's not that big of a deal.
I'm just kind of vibing.
I'm hanging out with my friends.
So I just appreciate it, you know,
and I never try to encourage it.
So I'm, I just feel grateful.
So I really do appreciate it.
I
Seriously, thank you, but
Yeah, let's go back to day day one
I guess we started in the very tip top of our Mori and we cycled all the way down and the day one was really fun
I remember it was a
I'll bring up the VODs basically. I'll just go through the VODs
It's like an easy way to go about this, I think it's the best way.
Let me just bring up the bots, I think it's pretty easy.
I have it up right now, hold on.
Is this, if I show it here, what does it show?
This is just a bot too.
You can kind of like pull up a bot of each day, kind of.
I think that's the best way to go about this.
Vieta mode? Is that?
Not really, sure, I guess the dating mode works.
What does this look like?
I mean, I guess that's fine. That's all right.
I wish I was in the YouTube video cycle from five. Yeah, it'll be fun.
So we kicked it off on this epic drone shot, which is really fun.
And the drone shots are great this time.
I will go to indebted every day. I'm just going to kind of go over a little bit of it.
Oh yeah, my left ear.
My thing was on fucking one ear only.
We're in Olman, the very top of Elmore, the very top of the main island of Japan.
We're going all the way to Olsac, so uh...
Oh well. I'll cut out a little bit. Oh, the merch is popping up here.
The scuff! The scuff!
No! No! Why is the merch there?
Yeah, there was like an absolute swarm of seagulls behind this drone.
But we started the Omen. It was really cool because the night before we went to get a very fancy sushi, and it's specifically just tuna.
And I remember it was quite expensive. It was like five or four thousand yen, which is kind of expensive for tuna, but it was actually the tuna from Oma, which is very famous for being very high quality.
All right, thank you so much for the 10 get good subs man.
Nice to see you here again.
And then we kind of bent it around
and this is where I got,
I think like my biggest hype train of all time
while we were waiting on the bikes
because I think people really wanted to get the donated mode
which I really appreciate.
And again, I appreciate the Twitch
because I think like the donated mode and the badge
kind of really helped people kind of get invested in a way
which I really do appreciate
because that was kind of last minute we arranged that.
like twitch kind of hit me up like a week before was like hey you would you
want anymore or a badge I was like dude yes please and I forgot to tell them but
I wanted that so yeah they helped out a lot with that so I really appreciate it
and this is where my first horcrux was buried yeah it was this is where my
first four crux is buried according to Chris. And yeah, the foot that this morning it was
raining. And then it stopped just as we were live. So it's very, very lucky timing. And
then we had this got our stuff ready. And we didn't have too many tech issues. We didn't
have too many tech issues. It was like pretty, pretty good. I think the audio was better
this year. I think the speaker last year was a little too loud. So the audio was all good
this year it was better quality I think the camera is the same as last year but
we had way less outages so it was all pretty good I think it looked good I
don't know I've not seen any of this but yeah looks good I mean obviously when
it's iron you're cycling you know the quality is never gonna be perfect all
the time but yeah it looks good oh it's so beautiful oh I remember this tree looks
so beautiful too. Oh my God, I can't remember all this is so long ago now. So long ago.
Check. I don't know. Yeah, dude. This coffee shop was so good. It was so random. It was
just in the middle of like nowhere in North Japan. It was a beautiful coffee shop. I like
the pause TTS. It kept them into going when it was when I went back to back. Yeah, I like
that too. I think there's a really good feature that we added. BGM is tad loud. I got it.
The the pausing of the TTS like helped a lot. I think there's a lot of little improvements
And I think we're getting better every year kind of making it a better product
And I think that the biggest improvement definitely was the signal not cutting out
We just had way less issues. So I got more reliable Sims this year
And so there's only like a couple of days or we would lose signal and even if we did lose signal
It was never more than like two minutes like we had like a five minutes max
But definitely the Osmo Pocket, the camera that we're using, having it on a gimbal is
so nice.
So like, I'm constantly like going up and down, bouncing on, I'm constantly like going
up and down like that.
Now that the Cyclethon is finished, would Bobby TTS return on regular streams?
We could make it Bobby TTS, actually we could, yeah we actually easily could.
We could, we could, we could.
So I'm constantly like moving and it's kind of crazy how stationary the view is for you
guys.
It barely moves.
So I'm very happy that it all worked out well.
I do.
I remember this day so vividly.
Is this like, oh yeah we had booby join us and it was after the big hell.
Hi Connor, just wanted to say the Cyclophon is awesome and since it inspired me to get
back into cycling, been learning Japanese since Cyclophon 3, 5 has inspired me to visit
to Keto if I ever get the chance. I really liked the look of that city. Yeah, Keto was
really nice. Keto was lovely. It was so good. And they just released a new camera as well.
So maybe next time we do this, it'll be even better quality. I'm not sure.
So yeah, I'm excited. And then yeah, the stage was really nice. And then we had, I can't believe
we had like a 30k donation from Lone Wolf. Lone Wolf gave a lot last year and the year before
I remember as well. Um, and this time just dropped boom, 30 K, uh, like it was nothing.
I then just, uh, didn't send a message, didn't elaborate and never came back. And I was like,
look at this, the fucking bar. What the hell dude? Look at this. That's ridiculous. But it was a,
it was a really good day. Um, so yeah, that was crazy. 30 K donation is easily the biggest one
ever had. I cannot fathom being $30,000. It's just like a
ridiculous amount of money to give. So yeah, just all around
like fucking stunned. It was kind of ridiculous to be honest
with you. But they too did use when like, I guess, we started
like mixing things up. So this time we had an extra guest. We
had the man himself, the smoke the smoke stack, Jay Slap. So I
I guess there's so much to talk about this, because
because I think people were so surprised that J-Slap joined us on the bike.
And there's a number of reasons.
Because I think people didn't even know that we were friends,
which is, yeah, which is fair enough because we've never done any content or done anything together.
But I've known Slap for a couple of years now.
And I've, Chris has met Slap before as well.
And whenever he's in Japan, we always hang out.
And I just kind of I just kind of floated it to him and I ask a call I ask a lot of people
To do if they're interested in joining because I do I like the guests that we have but I always think it's just fun
To always have like a new guest or mix it up a little bit, you know, so I always
Need to float the idea to a lot of people but a lot of people don't want a cycle
Are they scared of the idea of cycling which is fair enough because it is difficult and I think Schlaut also
I think Schlaut also had a tough
off time too. And I appreciate it. I think the character that
slap, you know, portrays is always really fun. And it's
really good on stream. So I asked him, I was like, Hey, you
interested in all the cycling in the middle of fucking nowhere
in our Mori? And he was like, Yeah, let's do it. So he was
down. It was great. And then we had to get him all the way up
to North Japan, which is kind of a challenge logistically, is
you know, obviously, getting around off the bullet train is
very difficult but we managed to get him and then he joined and he had a bit of a
tough time because one of his stipulations of joining it was he wanted
an e-bike and the problem was is that we don't have a lot of room in the van and
renting an e-bike for two weeks is like really expensive so we had to find a
place in North Japan that had an e-bike which was impossible there was a
fucking nowhere. So we managed to get an e-bike, like driving down two hours and then bringing
it all the way back up. And the turn of the e-bike didn't fucking work. It was a fucking crap e-bike.
It like didn't work at all. So yeah, it was kind of, I felt very bad is all of his bits were
relying on being able to like focus on the bits and not the e-bike. And you know, and I think
he was worried that he was being too abrasive and I said dude no I am the one fucking running this
and I love your humor and the way that you're doing this so please keep doing it so but he
was dying on the bike it was tough he was dying on the bike but to his credit he then ended up
cycling 70k on a bike that he wasn't ready to cycle he didn't have the clothes for he thought he
he was on the bike so I think like all things considered he did a fucking
amazing job and I was getting I was getting annoyed that people were like
dude why does he need me bike I'm like dude if we can only get people on this
bike that are like in peak physical condition we are never gonna get like
any other guests so I really appreciate that he was he was willing to
basically sacrifice and his day this day was really fun because I remember the
The tuna incident so well, it was, this was like one of the funniest fucking moments.
Oh, this drone shot was so good.
Oh, yeah, this drone shot was so beautiful.
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
And then we had one of the single funniest like moments of, I think this is like one
of the funniest parts of the cyclophone.
This was so fucking ridiculous.
and the tuna bowl came out and his face was so good.
Ha ha ha.
Is this everything you wanted?
Are you happy?
Let's make up for the trail.
Let's make up for the trail.
Slavery.
This is the most American thing we could get for Slavery.
We bought America to him.
Like 50 pieces of tuna.
It's so disgusting.
They put us a bowl of uni and rice and I was like, no, no.
Chat, this is 20.
He was so genuinely stunned.
He was so stunned.
It was actually ridiculous.
Oh my God.
And then we managed to eat it all.
We actually like polished it all off.
It took me a while, but I managed to do it.
And then he died.
he fucking died. We paid for 20 and we got 50 pieces. So yeah, kind of ridiculous, kind
of actually just fucking ridiculous. And we all managed to eat it, though, which I didn't
want to waste it. I hate wasting food. But then they gave me a fucking mountain of tuna.
So you know, the worst part was by the end of chewing so much fish, you kind of like
It kind of seems to start to taste like anything.
It starts to taste like just like,
I don't understand what's so disgusting, but flesh.
It's just, it feels like some kind of weird kind of
doom challenge of like just eating flesh.
It's kind of vile, like it's,
and it's the reason why I think it scarred all of us
for a while and like food.
It's kind of disgusting.
If you've ever just eaten so much fish, like raw fish,
You will understand how kind of vile it is.
So yeah, there was a couple of nights
where we could have sushi and I was like, absolutely not.
I don't want it.
But I think I'm okay now.
I'm back now.
What about the curry?
Okay.
We'll talk about the curry.
And then day three, this is by far the worst day.
This was the day though that I think,
I do appreciate the days like this
because these are the days that really make chat appreciate.
the fucking torture that we're going through.
We needed that, you have to have a day like this,
unfortunately, on the cyclotron.
I think it's like, without this day,
like, I feel like you don't get the struggle,
the struggle and the whole point of the cyclotron
is to go and do it every day.
And if every day is 10 out of 10 day,
they kind of, you know, you're just having fun.
And like, that's fine, you gotta have fun.
That's a big point of it.
But the challenge is to be able to find the fun in the fucking suffering.
To show that we are putting ourselves through it.
People who are also going through it in their everyday lives.
So that's like a really, I think, an important thing.
Oh, I hate these days, but we have to have them.
And it was pretty tough, because the day was it was pretty brutal outside.
Like, look at this, this is like, this is just full on rain.
Like we get rain sometimes and it's rain where you're standing outside and if you didn't have an umbrella you'd be like
No, that's fine. And like that rain kind of sucks, but this is rain where like I'm standing outside and I get soaked
So you just know it's gonna be twice as hard on the bike. You're just cycling into it
It was pretty brutal and you can see by like the time stamp this day is long
But we guys get a beautiful never-to-museum which was really cool and I really really enjoyed going to this museum
But then it was time to cycle and Paul Schlapp, which is not prepared.
I don't think you like if you it's so hard to explain if you've never cycled in the
rain and you've never cycled all day in the rain, it is a completely different thing than
what you're imagining because because like if you cycle like to work or something you
cycle like 20 minutes, you wear all your waterproofing, it will it will work for 20 minutes.
in the rain normally. If you're doing it all day, it doesn't work. Rainproofing doesn't
work anymore. And it's like the biggest lie anyone like thinks that you have is that this
shit just doesn't work. It like it fails after about an hour. Any like all the best waterproofing
stuff just doesn't it completely disintegrates. Because like there's so much rain on it, it's
touching your other layers so it just gets through and then like then the real
fun and challenge begins which is can you keep going while you are cold and
wet which is like really really bad and unfortunately Schlatt like didn't have
gear that was even remotely good enough for this and it was pretty bad and
and here a horrible first leg too this first leg was really bad we were going
on like really like road like highways almost looking like we're on like these
shit roads growing up these like shit mountain roads like this where cars are
joining this lane it was so bad it was like really really bad it was pretty
much as bad as it can get and there's a fucking snow there's like snow and there's
trucks passing us and he's on this like fucking mama
trying to call it mama Chetty he's on like this bike that has been for like
going around a city. So I think after he did 18k, I think we will, we were all understandably
like page lat. I think you should sit this one out. Like this isn't, this doesn't make
sense for you to do this. Cause we also had 80 something K to do, which is kind of like
really brutal. So I think we were, we were kind of like discussing and I felt bad cause
I didn't want him to feel like you chickened out, but it would have been just stupid for
him to keep going.
Because he just wasn't prepared.
He wasn't he was in no shape to do it.
And he didn't have even remotely close to the gear that he needed.
So I think he felt really bad.
But we were like, yeah, you should probably you should sit this one out.
Oh, it's not worth it.
So he I think I was like, we'll give you the out.
Like, I don't want like it would be unfair of him to come this way and be like,
hey, I can't do it because then some people would feel like you say chickening out,
which I don't think he was doing at all.
And then also on top of that, he gave money to the charity, which is crazy.
So I think and we finished in the dark
and if he had continued the whole time, we would have finished
way further in the dark or we would have had to end it early.
So I think it was just like a case of let's just let's just get through this.
The problem was, though, is that
it would have been fine, but the wind was also against us,
which made this like doubly difficult
because we're going slower already because it's raining.
You just go slower because you have to be more careful.
And then on top of that, you just go so much slower because the wind is hitting you.
And I remember on the Reddit, this is like a fun thing to talk about.
So just to give you like a perspective.
Let me find it. Let me find it.
The the goat who's been making fatal Zan made you got the God experience.
God had a rough day.
But at least the day we do the Garm wasn't windy, which I think helped a lot.
This one, this one, let me make sure this guy's.
This day. So on average, we normally do like 20 kilometers an hour.
Pretty much always, like around it, it's on this day, we'd 14.
And we were cycling for six and a half hours.
We had 90 kilometers.
So it was just so long and it was freezing.
It was seven degrees and we were wet.
It was so fucking awful.
everything about it was terrible. So it was pretty much the
perfect conditions for it to be terrible. And this is by far,
it's not even close, the worst day of any cyclathon I've ever
experienced. The amount of like mental torture that was going
like, it was happening to myself and Chris during this was like
on another level, it was so torturous. I cannot explain to
you how bad it is. The silver lining is that chat was great.
You guys were so supportive and every single time I'm on that bike and I think I want to quit. I fucking hate this this sucks
Someone sounds like amen. I really appreciate what you're doing. I'm like, oh
Yeah, even worse than when you ate shit in the rain. Yes genuinely
I fell off my bike in the rain and in the q-shoot and this was still worse
I I because this was freezing. It was so so so cold
um, so
This was so much worse and it was torturous. It was everything was torturous
Like every paddle we had to fight for
Every moment was like a battle
And the moment whenever we stopped it was like I didn't even want to stop because it was like I get cold
I don't like it. It was it was just not good
Uh, but there's one good thing that happened this day. Well, two, first of all, slap
Was very generous and gave an incredible amount of money
Uh to the charity of 18 000 which you didn't have to do
um
But then we had this absolutely godlike ramen.
This is like one of the best ramen's I've had.
I think it helps that I was freezing and cold and hungry.
That definitely bumps it up a lot of rankings, but it was so good.
And it was just a it was a hearty amount.
And then Schlatt got talked about baseball and he got very loud.
So it was fun.
Then we got back on it.
It was kind of a it was a miracle
that we were able to film at all this day.
Although it did suck that the frame was like choppy
That is something that maybe we could fix next time but
Even though it was choppy, you know the fact that we could still stream the entire time in these conditions
With pretty much no outages and it still looks great
Is pretty I think pretty pretty pretty miracle and in itself
The frame of being slow is kind of shit, but oh
All right, oh my god, this part. This is the part we get in the bridge, right?
Oh, my tire fucking exploded. Oh my god, you have forgot my tire fucking exploded.
Oh, this is where the hail gets crazy. Wait, this is like the most insane part.
This day was like truly a like suffering day of weather.
Where is it? Where is it?
Where is it?
look at this look at the hail look at this what the fuck
Yeah, it was just falling eyes on us. It was so bad. And we still had like 18k to do and it was 5 p.m.
So I was almost assured that we were gonna be cycling in the dark, which is always scary.
But we did have like some of the like most beautiful scenery this day and it's a shame because the views this day were probably like maybe the best.
but it was just ruined because we were just uh yeah I mean it was pretty awful we were just siphoning
in the rain and there's one moment on this bridge I think it was in the clip it was so bad and I
remember I was like this is actually a joke I don't I don't understand what the fuck is happening
it was in this bridge it was like I was earlier and then we fucking finished it was so dark
look how dark to be fair it wasn't as dark in real life like I could see a little bit better than this
but it was still pretty dicey for sure.
Luckily for me, I was like wearing a white coat with a reflective and I had a bag that was reflective green
but uh, yeah, it was pretty bad. It was pretty bad
and then and then that evening we finished and it was
Normally we always like get some food to eat somewhere
but this day in particular there was only like a family mart. So I was in this like ryokan
I was sitting there with like my microwaved katsudon
Trying to get the energy to put the food in my mouth
They're so dead and so like lack of energy that I was like really struggling to like eat and feed myself
It was really brutal. It was like a really really tough day
um
So it was pretty pretty awful and and Schlatt headed back to almore that evening because he had to get his train the next day because they had to go
Uh, but they uh, was that even yeah, they they put him
Yeah, he stayed in the hotel now more at that evening
So it's pretty it was a pretty tough day all things considered
The good thing about tough days though on the cyclotron is that people donate more
It does suck for me and for Chris
If anyone else on the bike bar chat often donates more during those days people are you know
It's it's kind of I think people get more inspired and people kind of
Appreciate the struggle that we go through so people donate a lot more
And I do really appreciate that and so the empathy donors. Yeah, I mean, it's true
We always get like a 30% increase in pity dough knows on the days like where we're dying
So theoretically if it was all dying we'd make more money
the charity but
Unfortunately, well fortunately for me that isn't the case. Thank God
How many hours I think they get like a I mean luckily that hotel that night had an onsen which helped so much
and I remember getting in the onsen and I felt like like
like pouring an ice cube or something.
I remember my internal temperature was still so low.
Because I don't know how to explain it,
but if you've ever been like really, really cold all day
and you get in like a hot bath or something,
it's such a weird sensation
because you don't heat up right away.
It takes a little while.
It doesn't like happen.
And even though you've been warm for maybe like an hour,
like you've been out of the rain,
it still doesn't like,
you're still really cold internally.
It's so like weird, it doesn't feel good.
And that day I saw, oh my God, I was crashing out.
Because I went to the hotel and in Japan,
this is like a, I'll explain it.
So here.
I hope you and Van Gang were able to enjoy the lemon
module from Hiroshima, the type of finish line.
Yes, yes, yes.
I got it.
It's upstairs.
I eat like two, but I need to eat more.
Thank you so much though.
I appreciate that.
I think you little experience.
In Japan, when you stay in a hotel,
If you're a tourist, they ask you for proof of identification.
If you're a resident in Japan, they're supposed to just ask for your address to a piece of paper.
Like you write it. There's no check or anything.
But always in Japan, they always ask, because I look foreign,
they always ask for my passport or something.
And I'm always like, well, I live in Japan.
So they normally are like, oh, OK, so just write it down.
Well, that's normally the end of it.
But they normally always want to ask for my residence card.
And this hotel for some reason was like not having it.
I'm like drenched and like a dead rat.
And I was like, dude, I didn't have my car.
It's all in like the van gang.
You know, they keep everything and I only take into the hotel what I need,
which is like the charging stuff and like my clothes.
And I was like, and it's like this guy's like 80.
And I'm like, dude, I'm telling him in Japanese.
I'm like, hey, I live here.
I can just write down my address.
Um and and instead of like answering he did like the most oh geez that thing
What should you just stand at me and I was like, um
Can I bring my ID tomorrow morning and he just kept staring at me and I was like
um
I was like Adam. I don't have it. It's can I get the room key? I was already holding the room key actually
And I was like, dude, I
I turned to Chris and I go, hey Chris, can you help me out of here?
And he's like, what do you want me to do?
You already told him in Japanese.
He's not having it.
What the fuck do you want me to do?
I was like, yeah, I guess so.
So I just looked at him and I was like, I put all my stuff down.
I went into the car and I was like, hey, where's all my wallet and stuff?
And I was like, okay, I got it.
And I went back and then he took it and he scanned it.
Which again, then I was supposed to scan it.
And I'm like, but I was like,
I had no energy to be like a Karen and fight this.
But I was so annoyed.
I was like, oh, but the onsen was really nice.
So that I appreciate that.
But I was just like mentally dying.
And Chris was like laughing at me.
Cause I was like, dude.
And then I was telling Mouse about it afterwards.
And Mouse went, oh wow, baby's first racism.
And I was like, oh, that's like, no, no, I'm white.
This shouldn't happen to me.
What the fuck, man?
This doesn't happen to me.
What the hell, dude?
Yeah, I masturbated, by the way.
So that was fun.
But that day, although it was hell,
I think it was ultimately, it was a lot of fun
and I'm glad we got to do it.
And then we got to get Garnt on the bike again,
which is always really fun.
And I'm so glad cause Garnt got like an amazing day.
And I'm almost glad that one of our bikes was still broken,
because this day was a hundred kilometer day.
And I don't think Garnt could have done a hundred kilometers.
Actually pretty could have done a hundred kilometers,
but it would have killed him even more so.
So I'm kind of glad that we all took like a shift off.
We should have thought it was also really fun.
I know that Chris was a little remissed
about getting in the van.
Because, you know, it's kind of a sad thing
to cycle all this distance
and then not do a little stretch of it.
I didn't mind because I was dead.
I was like, fuck it, I'll go on the van for a stretch.
Fuck this.
I'm still recovering from yesterday.
So, but yeah, there definitely is an aspect of like,
oh man, does suck that we're kind of not doing it all, but.
But ultimately, I think it was fun.
It was a really good day.
It was really fun.
It was very beautiful.
And we're gonna see a lot of fun cycling and we made it but this is the day we lost the monkey
Which is the big the big deal of this day. We lost the monkey
Which was chat was so mean because chat then started sending. Well, this is what I realized. I think I
Think I realized somewhere around here
It's somewhere around here, I realized
Now was it before okay, who's somewhere around here, I lost the monkey
And I guess as I was like coming into here or leaving at some point it fell off the bike and Paul had actually
Captured it on camera by accident. He like had a really retro shot of it with a different camera a bit falling off
and
then
Yeah, it turned out the van gang went back to this car park and just happened to find it
So they yeah, they found it. Yeah, Paul sent me it somewhere
I think I remember I can check if I have it.
Maybe pull send it to me.
Let me see if I can find it real quick for you guys.
I appreciate you prepared this beforehand.
You definitely send it to me.
Oh yeah, here it is, here it is.
Yeah, let me download it.
Let me download it and I'll show it to you guys.
We can show you the exact moment it fell off.
Let me find it.
Image media source, right?
Media source.
Media.
I do this one, look at this, watch this, it's there right now, it falls off, it falls off,
let us enhance that again, let's watch once more.
And Paul captured it on camera, look at this, look at this, look he fell right there, did
Did you see it?
Did you see it, chat?
Let's play, can I do slomo?
Speed, oh my God, I can do slomo.
Look at him, he's there right now.
And then as I'm leaving, he goes.
I couldn't believe it.
Did you see it, ghost?
Yeah, it's kind of like that, right?
I couldn't believe it.
So we actually found it.
I love how it's like a grainy 60F like feel
because it's so funny.
Because then we found it the next day,
which we found it that evening, which was great.
And I thought for sure we'd lost it.
I was like, oh my God, we lost it.
So yeah, we managed to get it the next day, which is great.
I did it really cute,
because there was so many people on the Reddits
that were like looking
and everyone was like researching and checking.
And so many people were trying to help find this monkey.
And I really appreciated it.
And I have one admittance to tell you as well, chat.
You guys are gonna you guys are gonna be so mad at me. You're gonna be so fucking mad at me
so I
Had the monkey at the end of the last day
Okay, first of all before I tell the story. He's safe. Okay. Just tell you this, okay?
We had him at the last day, right?
And he was on my bike and so I had him on I had him on the presentation
And I had loads of stuff at this ending and there's a lot going on and there's
of being dragged in every direction and so when I got back yesterday I was like
where's my fucking monkey I was like what the fuck is my monkey I like check
every suitcase I was like where the no there's no fucking way I've lost this
monkey after I have gone through hell and back to keep him so I checked all my
suitcase couldn't find him I checked my bags I checked all my coats checked all
my pants that I was wearing but where the fuck is my monkey this is ridiculous I
I can't believe I fucking lost this again.
I was genuinely crashing out last night.
And I was like, all right, where is this goddamn monkey?
Okay, there's two places he could have been.
One, he could have been left in the pizza place.
So I had him, and I was, you know,
I was handing a lot of things, I was holding a mouse.
Maybe I must have left it on the table
in between all the chaos.
And I forgot to pick him up.
So I was like, okay.
So I asked the huge pizza, like, is the monkey there?
they said no and I was like oh my god there's no way this would happen I was like nobody would
take him right nobody would fucking steal my monkey right nobody would do that everyone would
protect him I was like I'm sure nobody took him so I must have left in the hotel because I must
have had like a bunch of stuff um and I had like uh uh like maybe he like he like fell out of my
suitcase or he was on the ground or something and I left him so I called up the hotel and I asked
and I was like, Hey, this is like really weird. I just checked out of the hotel this morning.
Do you have by any chance a monkey left over? And they were like,
does it have a little hood? I was like, yes. They were like, yeah, we have that monkey.
I was like, Oh my God. Okay, good. And luckily, Ian was staying another day in Osaka.
So I was like, is it cool if my friend picks up the monkey?
And they were like, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
So here's a picture of him, Jeff.
Here's a picture of Ian holding him.
I left a fucking monkey in the hotel room.
I can't believe I'm such a bad, I'm such a bad dad.
I'm such a bad dad.
W Ian, Ian saving the day once again.
Ian saved him once and he had to save him a second time from my dumb ass. Oh
My god, I left it in the hotel. Oh
Dude because I had like a bunch of rappers and stuff that I left and I had like a bag of
Stuff that I that I left because I had like a bunch of
Ball like a bunch of stuff from the company that I didn't end up like eating or needing and I was like I can't fit it
So I think it must have been buried somewhere
I can't believe though because I had like a bunch of clothes that I also didn't need
I put in the in the room. Oh, dude, so I need to put an air tag in him. He needs to he needs
to get an air tag. So I need to put an air tag in him so we never lose him ever again.
Bull chopped it. You got to leave him with him. I'm a bad dad. I'm a bad monkey dad.
That's fair. If he's not literally bolted down to a bike, I lost him. Oh my God. Look,
chat, you can't blame me. You can't blame me. That last day was stressful. That last day
was stressful I was a lot going on okay oh I can't believe I lost him I was so
sad about that I was genuinely gutted I was like oh my god I don't know what to
do what do I even do how do I tell Chad I lost him I feel like you guys would
never forgive me and I'm rightfully sorry I think it's rightfully slow at least
the monkey safe he's safe he's safe he's safe which is which is important he's
safe and it's all okay. That's what matters the most. So I'm happy. But before we jump into Rob's
segment chat, let me go and get a coffee while you discuss why I'm a failure of a father.
Deadbeat dad. I'm not a deadbeat dad. I'm not a deadbeat. Let me get a coffee chat.
Popping this coffee, okay? Okay, I'm never referring myself to pop-up. I need a coffee,
Okay, you guys can discuss why I'm a loser why I'm a deadbeat
When the streamer is away, the mice come out to play, beach mouse, beach beach mouse,
that's what being a father is that's what being a father is dude
uh dude
this is an improvement life of choco cat in the choco cat's good
hey dad i just wanted to let you know you forgot me when you went home
oh my god
i am currently with uncle lian
so far he hasn't forgotten me once
oh my god
you said it might be time to get child protective services involved
what does he mean by that dad
choco cat's on my bag
Yeah, Chucker Cat was on my shoulder.
So Chucker Cat was literally bolted to me, which is what you need to do if you don't
want me to lose something.
Yeah, I have many weaknesses, my biggest weakness of many is that I am really, really
bad with my memory is so bad and maybe this is some kind of maybe I'm
coughing my hair and carbon monoxide too much in this basement but I forget
things so easily and I forget where I put things so so easily like ADHD is that
maybe I do have ADHD but I don't know like I the only way I can remember
things is if I put them always in the exact same place. It's very concerning.
Aw, f**k, I'm gonna be having ADHD. F**k.
Sh**, I'm diagnosed by chat. Like, I'll have like a sh** bag that I'll put in a
corner of a room, and that's the bag where that one thing goes, and if it's
somewhere else, I'm like, what? Huh, where's it gone? Huh. I guess it doesn't exist. I
I lost it now you got HDMI oh dude lost forever like this it's gone no that's
just dementia brother yeah I'm wondering why every time I go on Google every link
is purple. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. You've been peer reviewed, ADHD. You've got
a shitbag in your room too. Yeah, well, I try to organize everything. Stop that. You
guys have to keep track of the monkey for now on. But chat with you with the psychophone
discussion the next day is when we uh oh reliving my fucking failures hold on the next
day is when um uh rob joined us rob joined us the next day which uh rob was oh my god
dude rob what a giga chat he he he worked so hard to keep chat entertained uh in some
of the toughest days of cycling. After day, after day three, I was like, oh my god, another
rain day. And then, yeah, this day was was also brutal. But then we met this really
sweeter or boss on who was really nice. I was like cheering us on. Yeah, I think that
helped a lot to think that was really early on here that was
It's very, like around here.
It's like around here, she was so sweet.
I think it's around here.
I actually don't know.
I think it was before this.
Oh yeah, it's here.
Yeah, she was so sweet.
She was so energetic and positive and excited about what we were doing.
She was so lovely to speak to.
And yeah, just this whole area, like Akita, especially,
everyone was so, so nice in Akita and so excited about what we were doing.
It was just really, really sweet and really heartwarming.
So I, yeah, Akita was it's gone up.
I've always told that there's nothing in Akita.
Well, they've got like the nicest people in all of Japan.
If they have nothing which I think is something to be proud of
Yeah, this day you can see the flag going crazy the windows bad and the room is bad
I def recommend getting tested if you have the means and suspecting you have it without my legal meth
I can't function if you don't see ps to take your son away
You need to take responsibility Connor or you lose custody, but I have no I have no problem locking in you know
Like every time I hear ADHD people like I can't focus I'm like I can focus I just am dumb as shit on the side
I don't know though. Maybe maybe you tell me I don't know. Maybe it would I don't know
But
This day we had such bad weather again
Not as luckily not as bad, but the rain was certainly like pretty bad. Oh my god. Look at this. Okay
Yeah, it was pretty bad and the wind was against us again
um but then we went to the cycle store i think it was u ueda uh ueno yama ueno yama
they were so cool ueno yama cycling store uh they were so so sweet and uh they they made
they made like my day um it was they were so cool talking to them they were so nice
and oh yeah the flag this was such an amazing idea from rob the flag was so sick i think we're
definitely gonna keep the trend next year of having ways that we can like write
donate his names on stuff so I've got a couple ideas of stuff we can do as well
but I think it's also fun that the guests bring some something as well like
the flag is Rob's still got the charm I still have the charm it's in my bag and
look we had no accidents I'm not saying the charm worked but the charm work the
check was awesome as well but this flag was such a cool idea and such a cool
visual I think for the stream to cycle behind. Let me have this Italian which is really good.
But this is the worst part about the rain days okay. We had an early lunch and this early
lunch killed me this day. I was so depressed this day because we'd only cycled I think it was as a
look. About 40% of the way we'd 50k left still to do so much cycling and then we stop and get dry
But I'm not really dry. I'm like still wet, but I'm like half dry, half wet. And I still have 50
kilometers to do. I feel gross. And we were in this restaurant for like two hours. And then
now we have 50k to do. And I'm wet. I'm cold. I feel gross. And it's just like horrific trying to
cycle in there. So it was just, yeah, miserable. But luckily for us, Rob was keeping the spirits high.
And I liked having the flag. It was really fun cycling with the flag.
I really, really enjoyed it. You're freezing that day. This day was so cold. I was so, so cold.
But this day also got a lot worse as well because then we hit the fucking wall that made us turn
around. So as we were going, oh my God, that last stretch is brutal. I remember this.
So look, it was shortly after the museum, right?
We went to the museum.
What was the museum?
Oh, here.
Yeah, I went to the Jellyfish Museum, which was so cool.
It was the largest jellyfish museum in Japan,
but in the world, I'm not sure.
It was so cool.
And I loved this bit.
This bit of the mouse is so good.
And that's like
Two golden capper two golden cappers in one stream is crazy by the way to it. What the hell?
This is like such a good moment
It was so fun going around this and getting us to do that
Yeah, this day was was a really tough day, but a great day still
um robbers gray mouse is awesome uh and carrying the flag although it was a burden was a a burden
an honor to carry the flag hey devil of shadow dark i think it's social live
carry with gahn oh my god we did skip over the carry with gahn wait wait wait
we skipped over the carry with gahn which is also iconic an iconic and well needed thing
because the fucking meme was fucking butter chicken for like the first five days and we
had the most bomb car it was so good and these guys are so amazing at what they did that
Namas fresh I saw in the back they had the they were making the dough from scratch and
then they had the ovens called the circle one they're putting it in there it was so good
was so good. It was so good. The 10 door. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That oven. Oh, my God. It
was so good. Oh, yeah. Then we met the recall stream snipers. That was so funny. Cause Chris
was like, I can just shit. There's nothing here on all the ALTs get annoyed at me. And
then an ALT from Accus has showed up and was like, I heard you talking shit, right? You
could hear them smacking it. Dude, it was so good. Oh, yeah. This is this is a good day
and the cycling was also great this day, the weather was great and then this is where
when I went to the toilet uh Chris was telling Chris all about rental girlfriend
oh my god this is a good day
you read the attractive girlfriend yeah and so this is one scene where he's in love with his
his rental girlfriend, but he can't stop thinking about who the other guy is, like, she could be with.
So he's sitting in this pool, and he's just imagining her, having sex with another guy,
and then they cross the shot with him, just laying there, like, in like, you know, like,
a fucking Nirvana scene with the baby in there.
Just come like that, he's just like laying there, in the middle of the pool, and he just
That's a correction.
Oh my God.
I need to watch more.
And then I plan on knowing you do it.
He was sold on it. He was sold on it.
He was sold on it, man.
That was such a good day.
And then Rob Stays also was amazing, too.
And, oh, dude, right after this,
oh my God, right after the jellyfish
museum, we, like, hit that wall.
And it's also raining. It's also so shit
Well, I hit this fucking this bit here
Which was closed
Because there's a landslide of stay killer x35. There's a landslide so
We couldn't go through it although Rob is like we could just fucking walk on the beach mate and skip right past it
I was like, I don't know if we should probably like if I wasn't streaming maybe we'd get creative but
uh we're streaming so we can't be doing that um and because of this we had 27k but what ended
up doing was adding on like 5k i think so we had 30k to do and then we had to add five it was raining
it was four o'clock we were tired and then on top of that the moment we actually like got through
through the mountains and got along this coast.
The wind was horrific.
It was so bad.
It's the number, oh no.
But you'd see the flag going crazy.
And cycling with it is like cycling with a sail.
It's exactly as bad as you think,
but it was still like fun.
It was fun to cycle with it and to carry it.
I think it represented the burden of the charity of raising money for this cause and I thought
it was really symbolic and I thought it was really powerful.
I mean that's why they had the flag bearer in the battles for way in the back, right?
So, yeah, 6'7", spam.
Well the problem was is that because the wind was so bad, 30 kilometers an hour wind,
You can see I'm fucking inflating with the balloon.
Even with Chris Windbaker.
Instead of getting dark, which sucks.
Rob did such a good job because this day I won't lie.
I was struggling and I looked at Rob because, you know, I gave him the bag for the leg before I was like, Rob, I need you to take the bag again.
I can't take the bag.
I would have been such miserable vibes.
Because I was dying.
I was we were me and Chris are both going through it.
I was and I would have been depressing and you already listened to that on day three.
And so I was like super grateful that Rob took the bag and was entertaining you guys and also just had like great energy
Rob had like in such a shit day like imagine being invited to something day one you turn up and it's fucking miserable
It's how it's like
And you're finishing cycling at 630 in the wind and rain like it's just brutal
What are these elements
And Rob just kept the energy so much and I'm so grateful to him for doing that because
yeah, I mean he actually carried this day.
This was him.
He carried this day.
And also to some extent the next day too.
I mean the next day also was pretty fucking brutal.
The next day is when like we thought the winds were bad and then it was like allow us to
introduce ourselves like actually brutal winds.
We didn't have rain martry, a little bit of rain at the start, it kind of came out, but
it wasn't that bad.
But the wind got crazy this day.
But luckily for us, oh, this is when Choco Cat dethroned the tyrant cinnamon roll.
Yes, Choco Cat my goat.
But the scenery was beautiful this day with some really good scenery along the coast and
do the GPS to go crazy.
I think next time, that's one of the big things
that we're gonna fix for sure.
We're gonna swap to like Garmin, I think,
and just get more accurate tracking
because the math was near useless half the time.
It was like a real-time update.
So I think we're gonna swap to Garmin
to get much better tracking of speed and everything.
So that'll be a much better change.
So all of this should actually be way more useful next time.
It's still helpful because you get a gist,
but we're gonna swap.
Um, it was just, uh, I forget sometimes.
Oh, oh, this was the pizza day.
Oh my God, the staff.
She was the most energetic and wonderful staff member of, oh my God, she was,
she was absolutely adorable and just so energetic.
And this is like absolute gluttony.
And they can't believe they made the Parma ham in house.
It takes, it took them three years of aging to do this.
I can believe it.
How good that pizza was then I got the tiramisu. It's so good. I remember that look at this wind man
This is so ridiculous
And again, we had this is another 90k day. So 90 kilometers to do in absolute horrific wind
Is not easy
Hey before and a for Mac
I was kind of wondering, when you invite people to cyclathon, how do you try to ask it knowing
there might be some miserable weather conditions?
I mean, I just fully explained it like, hey, you might get horrible days, you might get
amazing days.
Odds are you'll get a slightly better day than not, but you still might get a terrible
day and if you want to help out and help out the charity raising by all means, please,
please come help.
And so, yeah, people are just kind of, they know what they're getting into, but obviously
you hope they don't go through it.
But yeah, this wind was, oh my God, I remember it was absolutely brutal.
The whole day was just like nonstop.
And again, it's hard to kind of explain how difficult it makes it, but it's, it just
becomes miserable.
Oh my God, this is when the Glizzy Master came out.
It's a fish hot dog by the way. It's not even a hot dog or something. It's a fish.
It's not even that long. Is that average of fish? I'm just asking for a friend.
Surely, it's certainly about that. Here we go. Cheers to 450k and to many more.
I can't believe you can do that. That was a long boy too.
Oh my god.
That was good.
How did he do that?
I feel alive. Let's go.
Do it again. Do it again.
Wait, I blinked.
Wait, there's ants. There's ants running. Do it again.
Chris is like genuinely stunned.
He's like, wait, no, can you genuinely explain?
How did you do that?
It's so gross, but I can't look away.
It's beautiful.
It's something to hold.
And this is also when we got the fucking sand storm.
This was so ridiculous.
Like, we were genuinely cycling through Arrakis.
I couldn't believe it.
How fucked the sand was.
Like, when we go, oh, I like this.
You can hear the wind, it's so bad.
Look at the flag going, it's so realistic.
Whenever you get on the bridges, the wind like trebles because there's nothing like stopping
it so you're just getting absolutely battered.
It's pretty bad.
It was pretty bad.
It was so miserable.
The stair was tough.
The stair was really tough.
The first week of this cycle thought was brutal, but it was really fun and I'm really glad
Rob was here.
And actually, here's the moment I think, it's around here, this is, there was one road
I remember it was really bad, it was one of the clays, yeah this one.
This was the road where I was like, this is like ridiculous, look at the fucking sand.
Wow, look at that.
New biome unlocked.
My life is going crazy.
Listen to that fucking...
I'm so glad you can hear it.
Yeah.
I hope he's my favorite Pokemon.
I hope he wins.
Ha!
All right, I was good.
I can do that.
And I remember I was in the lowest gear on my bike,
which I normally only do on an eight degree incline
on a hill.
And I could barely go forward.
It was so bad.
And I was behind these two.
So I'm getting like 30% less wind hitting me
and I still couldn't cycle.
It was genuinely horrific.
I cannot, like there's no way to explain
without you being there.
How bad it was.
And I'll keep complaining about it
because I just, it's so bad.
Zalmedan, thank you so much for the vibe.
If you've ever cycled in like horrific wind,
you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.
It's bad.
It was very bad.
And Rob was an absolute tank for one, having the flag,
and also for blocking the wind, because it does help.
It helps so much.
It takes, you know, when I'm cycling behind Chris
or whatever, and I go to the side,
I definitely feel like maybe like a 20, 30% increase
in resistance, so it certainly helps a lot.
But the views were great.
We had beautiful weather after the morning,
So it was really nice. It was good. And actually when Rob did the glissie, I think at one point, yeah, Chris did the thing. This is when, um, so what happened is, and I didn't want to mention it and I would have never mentioned this to you guys, but Felix did mention it.
Felix was supposed to come day eight, but there was some kind of like mess up with scheduling and stuff. He actually couldn't come on day eight. And so we didn't know until like this moment.
So I actually pulled Rob aside and I was like, hey, Rob, I hate to ask this of you.
Do you think it's possible if you could stay another day?
And he was like, I'll ask, I'll ask. So he called up and a giga chat stepped in.
So it wasn't like, there's no one, I don't want anyone to think that like there's any
a blame on Felix or anything. Like it was just a mess up. And then again, I wouldn't have brought
the stuff because I didn't want it to diminish anything. But Felix mentioned it when he took
the bag, which I was like, okay, well, if he wants to talk about it, that's fine.
So Rob, like last minute, changed his plans, stayed another day, and helped us out, which I
appreciate. W Tracy, thank you, Rob, thank you for letting me steal. And little CD,
I think for letting me steal Rob for another day, so he like absolutely carried. So he was like,
yep, let's just do it. Let's do another day. So he just did. Like what a giga chat. And again,
I'm so grateful that he did that. That was like so good because I don't think it would have been
bad if we, I just didn't want to lull. I didn't want it to be a day where we like randomly just
didn't have a guess. Then we had a guest again. You know what I mean? I think it didn't make sense
to the flow. But I also didn't want to tell chat anything because I didn't want chat to,
I didn't want anything to take away from the stream. I didn't want people to like speculate
or talk about it because I felt like that's not what it's about, right? Like I didn't
want people to, I didn't want it to be a case of like, Rob's a stand in for Felix or anything
like that either, because all the guests equal and bring that A game.
And I, you know, I really value that.
So that's why I was, I wasn't going to tell you guys, I would have,
I would have kept it a secret, but he like told you.
So that's why I'm elaborate.
So that's what I asked for.
So.
Yeah, whenever, whenever any shit goes down, I could see Ian looking at me
and he's like, is the mic off?
And I'm like, OK, I got to fix this.
So this day, Rob joined us again, which I honestly, I'm kind of glad he did because he had two really shit days, and I'm so happy that that we got at least one day where we had fantastic weather, which is this day we had such good weather this day.
Pretty good ATX. Thank you so much for the subs as well. And Alistair Gray, thank you for giving out subs as well.
So, yeah, we managed to raise a bunch of money, the safe charity as well.
This will be eight, an ungodly amount of Chinese food.
I weigh too much.
No, that may be sick.
Couch Manx, think of the five.
Usually I'm not found in the five as well.
I honestly think an explanation from the start would have gone over totally fine, but I get
it.
Yeah, I mean, I think you are correct.
I think 90% of chatters are sane.
I think the problem is is that there are 10% of chatters
that are weird and get really weird about everything.
And so it's better to just not say anything half the time,
not ruin the vibes,
because weird immaculate vibes in chat.
I think like psychothon vibes were pretty amazing.
And like, I'm sure even this moment's gonna get clipped
and there'll be some comments that'll be like,
well, I think ex-guest was better anyway.
And it's like, that, you saying that,
Like comments like that are what make people not want to join stuff like this because people feel like they're being judged against other guests and that like misses the whole point of a fucking charity event, which is we are here to raise money and to have a good time.
And there shouldn't be a question of who's better or who could raise more money or anything like that.
So like I get really annoyed when I read comments like that because
Obviously as a human being if I'm I'm a guest during a cycle fun if I read that comment
I'm gonna feel like well, why the fuck should I join if people are gonna fucking judge me
But just showing up or and how good I did compared to another guest, you know
Yeah, guest guest power scaling is crazy and I like I know it's crazy and most people are sane
But some people are dumb and they write this shit in the comments
So yeah, but you know, it was a shame that first couldn't join for another day.
But ultimately, we did great day with Felix and day nine, and he got a he got spoiled
because the route that he had was amazing.
We're power creeping the guest.
You know, different style, different style.
All the guests bring something different.
And that's why we like having it.
It breaks it up because it's cycling and all we're doing is cycling and it is good to have
that makes up into different vibe of every day and the guests bring that.
There is no better or worse.
It is every guest brings a new feeling to each day.
And that's the point of doing it.
It's something that you as the chatter can get excited about.
And it's something that hopefully keeps it interesting and keeps mixing it up.
So yeah, only hating me is allowed.
You can say I'm the most boring person in it.
That's fine. I don't mind.
But don't talk shit about the guests who've gone out of their way
to spend time to be here, because those are those are my friends as well. You told me
to show my face. All right. So that was day eight. And I was glad that Rob got a good
day basically. And we went to the Retro Museum, which is really fun. But other than that,
there wasn't much along this route, other than just making it to the station, which
We had a beautiful ending and we all had a beautiful succulent McDonald's afterwards, which was nice
The team the team meeting in McDonald's. It's just great
and then we had
Day nine, which when Felix joined us
Which also like maybe the best views of any day
I was so funny that Felix missed his train. I had a feeling I
I had a feeling when I went to bed that night. I was like, I bet this is gonna miss his train
So he missed his train and then he got off at the wrong store
So it was like oh god Felix so he showed up late I cared 1994 they divide so he missed the first 20k
Which is probably normally is kind of good for a guest as an cycle because that meant he was pretty
energetic and ready to go
And could easily do 60k, but he I mean he's in like crazy shape
as as Chris always admires every time he shows up Chris suddenly starts talking
about how jacked and how amazing and handsome Felix is so yeah but it was
great we had a really good day this day was so good and then we went to the
park which is a lot of fun but Felix is really energetic and I feel like it's
always so good on the stream he always is great banter and always fun talking
with him and having him. And then we went to the park. And we had the boat, which was
really fun. Which is why I dropped the law that I rode 100% definitely wrote Barksford.
That's a real thing.
That's so funny you hid this so clearly I don't hear it like this because he's far
way for me but here's a mic on right so I don't hear it like this at all
uh is your mic still on? it is
I hope so
it almost so too
how in the hell does it look like it's sinking?
why is the back of your boat sinking?
it looks like
dude
it is so fucking funny how deep the boat is on the back
that is hilarious
it's so comical
But then this is where we discovered the joy the joy of the cyclathon, which is these fucking TD trampolines
I don't know what these are. I never seen these before, but these are so fun
I want these everywhere. These should literally be everywhere. They are so dangerous, but so sick
You will absolutely some people get hit on this all the time. I imagine
But it is so fun
I want these everywhere I could genuinely spend every day of my life on those things
so we went to that the castle ruins is really fun then we just had a oh it's the
I want to go back here so bad so this cycle route is an old an old train line
that was converted into a cycling path and you pretty much for 50 kilometers
have your very own cycling game and uh yeah it is stunning like genuinely stunning hit the drone
shot here right so we had a drone shot yeah here we did yeah the views are insane the views were
immaculate that's such a funny drone shot i love that yeah Paul told me when i stopped
I've gone on the swing right and then he went to a drone shop
Okay, I
Didn't realize we're on a drone first of all. I'm just swinging on this good swing
So I drink the water from this thing and the water shoots out at me oh
You guys didn't see it. It was ridiculous the water shot out like a fucking pressure washer. I'm not joking
So, I see the toilet over here in like a second, right?
So Paul thinks for some reason I'm gonna pee in the park.
So he swaps back to this camera in case he like got a POV shot of me pissing.
he wasn't sure and I was like no no no it's like a full on toilet but the toilet
was weird because I had to like it was a public toilet but I had to turn the
water faucet on to like get the water to go into the toilet it was I'd never seen
anything like it try to fully turn the water on to get the toilet into the
the water into the thing and then I peed and then I had to like wash it and
shut the water valve it was so bizarre I've never seen anything like that but
Then we had again, just like absolutely scenic routes,
like just stunning, like just stunning.
A genuinely 10 out of 10.
Or I give it a 9 out of 10.
The Shunami Kaito is the best cycling route
still in Japan, but this one is really, really good.
There's just a couple of moments
where it gets weird and you have to go off the road,
but still like really, really good.
And then we also got like the best drone shot
of the cyclothon, I think, yeah.
Like this was such a cool, cool drone shot on this island.
It was so cool.
It was so gorgeous.
This day was perfect.
When you get cycling days like this,
you just feel like you could cycle forever.
You feel like you could go on the bike
for hours and hours and hours,
because the day is so beautiful.
The temperature is perfect.
It is really happy.
And being outside is just a joy.
And it's so cool. Look at this. It looks like some kind of like one of those like rock things you build a biome on and you're like in your house doesn't feel real.
That's when we got off. Okay.
He has such good drone shots there. Remember they were like really beautiful.
Yeah, the silhouettes look how beautiful that is. It's so cool.
Yeah, Paul got some shimaculate drone shots
So good a terrarium. That's the one. Thank you
Yes, if it was this day was was was really good. Why don't you go to that other YouTube tower? She plays it
Does we get and then day 10?
Obviously is when the hype man himself joined in
I'm fair part is when Pete runs across here and about that I love that
So, yeah, he joins immediately, hypes everyone up. And then of course donations start skyrocketing
when Pete is there. I mean, he's the ultimate hype man. So naturally, of course, the donations
skyrocket. And, you know, it's like a fun is always two arcs. It's repeat and with Pete.
kind of how it goes and he just brings so much energy and so much action to the
stream it's it's always fun and then we went to the beach and throwed some
stones down which was really fun but walking back up it was not so fun we're
going to like a dandelion tunnel right I mean that's basically kind of what was
I could
Kind of like the
Give me the whip
Look at this the abandoned train tunnel
Very very scary
But this is this is like one of the this is the only like part of cycling Ashley that was
Kind of scary. Yeah, this is the only scary part and also where the signal cut out the most
yeah this was really scary I'm not gonna lie it was all uphill and it was all
winding I wonder how I look for you guys it's pretty scary too the low bit right
just how far that doesn't yeah it's pretty dicey
oh yeah yeah some of these trucks get so close and I I love I love reading the
comments whenever there's a clip like this because there's always someone who
never cycles hate cyclists and are always like would you expect the car to do me
you want him to slow down and wait that's ridiculous people get so angry
about it but yeah that's some of this cars get really close but it's so windy
that sometimes you almost have to like I don't know you feel like sometimes cycle
more dangerously in a sense you feel like like I don't know if I can see like
Like a corner like this, right? It's so tight and it's six degrees up here. You can see up there
And you can see if they got really tight bend around this corner
So you're kind of like hmm. I hugged the wall too tight a car might come around too quickly
So sometimes you kind of want to go in the middle of the lane almost to like take it up
Just so that you can like
Hopefully get the driver to see you because I look you can't see anything around this corner
And if this guy is going like really fast, you won't see you
So sometimes I'll just cycle more in the middle, especially if Chris is there to like kind of
help.
Like here I'll just cycle like kind of in the middle cut out just to kind of like show
people hey I'm on the road please be careful but it's pretty brutal.
But I mean the worst thing you can do is like start walking on those roads right because
the slower you go the less time like someone has to see you on those tight corners right
because you're in the blind spot for longer.
So you just got to keep cycling
and you need to get, just practice cycling up a hill.
You just can't stop, you need to keep going.
Otherwise it's just dangerous.
It's definitely scary for sure.
I don't remember being behind this fucking guy forever.
One thousand five hundred dollars because of my god.
But yeah, we then raised so much money
and this day we had this lunch bar, remember this one?
Yeah, it was good.
And then once we do this day,
You didn't must have done something this day.
Oh, we did. Are we at the Venetian malls?
Oh, yeah, we went to the...
Oh, I know we did this day. We went to the Tree Museum, which is fun.
But then we also went to the theme park.
Yeah, this is like one of the... This is like my favorite day.
This is really fun.
Oh, my God, the haunted house was ridiculous.
It was like the most scuffed,
ridiculous haunted house I've ever seen.
It was so beyond scuffed.
Do you want to play Bladen?
No, I'm not going to play for a while.
We went on the ferris wheel, which was long, but Mouse always likes to go on the ferris wheel.
Mouse always gets what she wants.
Mouse, should you drive that?
Let's go.
It's going.
What about that?
and then this is where oh yeah this is where we get to jump on the trampoline and check
and twitter lost its mind twitter lost its mind whereas setting jumping on a trampoline
with an iPad. Oh my god, it's terrifying. You can kind of hear the master like laughing
the whole time. It was really fun. I think it's part of the camera was just like freaking
out but it's probably like just you should pretty much see anything it's
pretty ridiculous but yeah I really liked it I didn't you know I'm
what I was doing it I was I didn't think much of it I was just kind of like I'm
just gonna like be silly and make my ass laugh but obviously people were really
touched by the moment which I appreciated a lot but also it made a lot
be angry on Twitter like why would you hold an iPad and jump on a trampoline
that's not normal you should be normal like me who's angry on Twitter all the
time. So audio is good for Master's POV. That's fun. So that was a really fun moment. That
was maybe my favorite moment. Like, I think that kind of, I don't know, to me, that it
kind of encapsulates a lot of what it's about, you know, like, I think, I don't know how
that I kind of put into words. I think you there's so much you can do in your life. And
there's so many things that you could you can decide in the moment to do or not to do.
And you always think like, man, I look so silly or whatever. I'm kind of over that now.
I don't really feel that way, especially interacting with Moussa. I don't feel any kind of embarrassment
at all holding an iPad and doing things.
To me, even if mouse can't see perfectly
or experience it the same way I'm experiencing it,
it's not about that.
It's about the inclusion.
It's about making an effort.
And, you know, yeah, I might look silly,
but also, you know what's silly?
Like letting your friend be lonely at home
and not including them in things.
And that's like the real crime.
There's so many people who, you know,
you could hang out with you, like maybe you're like,
wow, it's kind of too much effort or whatever, you know?
Like it's like, having that compassion is really important
to include people and things.
And to show that people are so much more
than their condition or their disability.
And I think, I don't think anything of it,
because to me, this is second nature now.
But clearly, I think it's touching to a lot of people.
And I'm glad it does, because that's the kind of compassion
that should be second nature to all of us, I think.
There shouldn't be a thought of including people when possible.
So that's kind of why I did it.
Why it's like, okay, yeah, mouse can't see the front flip.
Mouse isn't front flipping.
I don't think for a second, mouse is front flipping.
Like, I'm not, I'm like, what?
Mouse is not flipping too?
But it's about the inclusion
of kind of having mass do that, right?
Like that's what it's all about.
And I want my friend to do these things with me.
So it's compassionate.
I think that's what the cyclathon is all about, right?
It's about, it's about, you know,
doing something for others.
It's about putting yourself in an uncomfortable situation
to raise money and to raise awareness for a cause
that's greater than yourself.
Because, you know, and I mean this,
Like I think we are all show, we live all of our lives
being so comfortable.
And comfortable does not ever equate to anything
that meaningful really.
Like comfort is you kind of resting on your,
your laurels resting on your ability to be like,
I'm just not gonna push myself.
And I think it's important that you sometimes choose things
that are not for comfort, but to do something
that pushes you out there to try something.
And I find myself doing this
where I get too comfortable sometimes.
And I'm like, I am always choosing
the easiest thing in my life
and I need to stop doing that.
I need to push myself
because these are the moments that I think about the most.
I don't think about that time
where I sat on my couch and watched TV
or I played games for 16 hours.
As much as I love doing that,
I'm passionate about that and I love doing that.
But I don't, that is not, that is a comfortable thing for me to do, you know.
So I think it's stuff like this that you, you have to challenge yourself.
And I'm glad.
I, and I think the cycle is an amazing thing because not only are we raising
money for charity, but I think it inspires a lot of people who watch it.
Um, and I think a lot of people get inspired to, to do something, whether
it's to exercise for themselves, to, to donate plasma.
And I think I love this moment because I didn't realize it in the moment
what I was in it, but it's such a great encapsulation
of everything that the cyclathon is kind of pushing for.
And I think hopefully inspires a lot of people
to do it as well.
Yeah, and then I think it's so true.
I think that's a really great comment.
Let me find it.
I'm just sad.
Where did it go?
Where did it go?
I lost it.
Where did it go?
Why is it not on my my chat arena?
No, it's gonna highlight your comments.
Okay.
No.
Okay.
There we go.
This is true.
Mouse changed your life and you changed hers.
Isn't that what matters?
Yeah, I mean, I think that's true.
Like, I think not that I wasn't compassionate,
compassionate but I think I I certainly got a much greater compassion and understanding or like
what it is to live with a chronic illness and you know having certain disabilities you know and
I think I'm very fortunate that the mouse taught me that and I'm hopefully I think I've helped mouse
kind of experience that of cool things as well so I think that's that's what it's all about man and
And that's what that's having friends is for
That's having friends is about
So this is a really cool day and a really special day, I think
and
Look people got really mad on Twitter, but hey that means more promo
More promo for the cyclothon so I was glad
then we ended in Toyama that day and then we started this day and we
Got to I think we went up
We do this day. Oh, this is the short cycle day. Oh
God, so
This is the day where we were trying to beat the rain.
Yeah, the rain was really, was looming.
So I think we were on a race against the clock
to stop, to beat the rain.
And it started pouring it down
just as we were getting to the station.
As you can see, it started kind of coming down.
We made it in time, 60 kilometers in like four hours.
We crushed it.
We went to sushi.
And then we had a little longer of a deep deter,
but we played board games.
And the board games were really fun.
I really, really enjoyed the board games.
I hope you guys finally enjoyed it.
I really, really wanted to do the board games.
I promised we'd do them last year
and I'm glad we finally got to do them this year.
Because that was something that I really,
I hate doing donation goals that I don't like do.
And so I really wanted to make sure that we did it.
And so I thought it was really fun.
And it was a cool breakup.
Like, I think it was a great way to break up the cycle
and just cycling every day.
It's fun to have those moments.
So maybe we'll do it again in the future, maybe we won't.
But we raised the staggering amount.
Thanks to Pete, the Hyped Man,
you did the check and Chris obviously,
and all the Vanguard helping that day.
Oh my God, this day also lost all my money
in the Sanrio factory, oh my God.
I lost all my money.
Five, $500 on this and then Pokemon 2, ridiculous.
And of course, Mouse chose the biggest,
most ridiculous plushies every time.
Every time mass chooses the biggest ones, always do.
Like intentionally so.
And then day 12 was also really good.
Sorry, I'm kind of going kind of quick.
Cause I think I want to talk about
the cyclone as a whole a bit more.
I want to show you how time for that.
This day was fun.
We got into the train museum.
We had the, oh, this is the beautiful tailwind day too.
We were cycling in the,
the wind was coming with us the whole day.
So good.
Oh, it's so cool.
And we got the double train.
The double train was crazy.
That was so sad.
Dude, look at the grass as well.
Look at the wind on the grass.
It's so beautiful.
And then this is where Mouse kept begging me to buy the Hello Kitty train and I already
bought it because I knew Mouse would ask for it.
Oh yeah.
And then this is where my bike just broke.
That was fun.
But we still had a great tower in the whole day so the cycling was really easy.
Oh yeah.
Then we went to this place, which is cream, the burger, where I had two burgers.
It was so good.
Delicious.
And I made a very easy cycle all the way to Fukui.
Oh yeah, this will be, we, uh, that Valentino, Valentino, right, Valentino or Valentine.
Really cool.
Give me the coffee beans.
I need to grab those in my bag and put them in the, the coffee beans upstairs.
I love Seattle coffee.
And we had mouse on the iPad, it was Valentine, Valentine, Valentine, Valentino, Valentino.
I get names wrong about the names mouse is giving you so much shit for the
double burger dude if mouse had the stomach for it she would get a double
burger okay yeah this day was like really beautiful weather also raised a
staggering amount of money this day what a like crazy day this was let me get the
dinosaurs at Fukui station which is really cool
What a cool station. What a whimsical station. So cool man.
And by this day we were pretty much in the process. We kind of nailed everything down.
There was no complications. It was just cycle and just enjoy it.
And we raised, I think, $100,000 at this point thanks to the hub of cryptic circuit.
gave like 40,000.
Yeah, why 834?
We start at
only 50,000.
We reached 50,000 before we even moved.
Thanks to the day 10 Daniel and cryptic circuit.
The cryptic shirt, he did get a shirt.
He's wearing it.
Uh, yeah, it was great.
Everything worked so well.
It's so good.
And then, yeah, we raised so much money this day before we even moved and we went had a beautiful day so Sakura
And then what else we do this day?
What was the thing we did this day?
What did we do this day? Oh you went to the sober restaurant. That's so a restaurant was so good. Oh my god
that was the best so far I've ever had and
all the
All the staff here was so nice and chatting with them was so fun. They were so energetic
And they were so passionate
They're so passionate about
Showing us the sober and talking to us about what we were doing there. They were all so kind
And really lovely
And Chris took the bag this day, too, which is fun
And then we had a great cycle until Chris snapped my chain
Wow, I'll just hear this.
Let's hear it.
Yeah.
Let's go back.
see the world? I think the bike just broke.
Conner your chain. Conner.
Conner.
Your chain just came off.
Entirely.
Oh my god.
Dude when Chris changes gears
he, I can hear thunking behind me
or fuck me every time.
He slams the gears down
every time.
He might have like slammed the gear change and just like boom
with those fucking ridiculous carps
my my chain lovely drone shot cycling around these dodging precarious roads of
my fucking bike chain snapping off like a twig she probably have a heart true yeah
this thing was really nice this is a good day and we raised so much money for
charities awesome we had masks on the bike too no no this is massive on the
Oh
Yeah, this one we had the big hill
Oh, yeah, look at us on the grounds
There's so much awesome awesome stuff every day had such a good hot like so many months so much good moments
This hill was brutal yeah, I think it was it was
I come out of the hamlet, I think it was a 400 meters uphill, and it was edge never ended.
Okay.
I'm done bullying you.
Sorry I have to get your attention.
Oh there we are.
Collar don't miss Pete's dance on day 13.
It was generational.
Really?
Okay.
Okay, we'll go back and check it.
Oh what a cool drone shot.
It's it's a shame because you just go so slow up hill obviously
Wow, this is cool view you just here slowly making your way up
Wow, what a cool. What a cool shot
That's really fun cycle in these roads, you know, you're surrounded by that beautiful greenery on each side and so it's so dense
It looks so much cooler from that view than on my bike
Okay, this is one signal started cutting out. We're getting a little deep in it. Yeah, okay, that makes sense
So look so we make we're getting our way up the hill
It just took a while it takes a while because you just go and you're gonna up hill for so long
And then we had my favorite part in my favorite moment was so fun
I'll have to mute sadly because otherwise we'll get copyright climbed I
I loved I loved that I I was like you guys better get me to 888 about the end of the song and you guys crushed it
I was muted. I was muted in the vault. I don't know how fast I was going if I had to guess if I had to guess it was probably like 50 kilometers an hour
What's crazy though is that when I watched the footage back, I was like, wow, it doesn't
feel nearly as fast as it does when you're on the bike.
On the bike, it feels crazy fast.
But on this footage, because it's so stable, it doesn't look that fast.
But I'm telling you, dude, it was fast.
You can watch a different channel with the audio if you want.
Well, I don't want to get this far to copyright claim, either.
but it was so hype.
If you were there,
you can also watch it on the Clips channel
with the Uprighted music in there.
Like, yeah, this doesn't look that fast,
but I swear to God, it's so fast.
I feel like it doesn't look that fast.
Am I crazy?
This looks fast, you think?
It looks fast.
Okay, okay.
I don't know in my head when I'm going down this it looks so different it looks
so so different and it wasn't all steep it was just kind of slight downhill so I
kept paddling to keep the speed going but I don't think a car overtook us at
all until we got to like more of the like a flatter area yeah like now yeah
when I started losing speed but Chad was still donating a bunch of us still
going downhill. I'm still going very fast. I'm also pedaling into it.
I'm sorry, we did, we did keep up with this car. He's probably going, what, 40, 50?
But it's pretty fast.
But it was so cool. It was so cool. The chat raised over like $5,000 during that
moment. People were so pumped for it. And everyone was just, everyone was donating.
Oh, gentlemen. Oh, it was a beautiful downhill.
That's so cool, we hit 890 for that moment.
Alright, the Pete Dance, the generational dance.
Is it a fall after I go to the toilet?
Oh, the Pete Dance.
Oh my god, the Pete Dance.
Oh god, the music's out.
Oh
Oh my god the feet dance. Oh god the music's out. Oh this
Oh my god, you can go for ages. Oh my god. Oh my god, how long is he going full?
Oh my god.
I got Christian not paying attention, he's like, who is this guy?
He's like, what are you talking about?
He's kinda clean with it though.
What is that?
What is that?
Generational lock-in right here.
Oh damn, okay.
Oh yeah, okay, okay.
oh yeah okay okay
oh dude that's so good
so much motion for a man his age I agree
Oh, he did good.
That was an amazing dance.
I'm very sad I was in the toilet the entire time I was doing it.
I missed it.
Oh my God.
But that was a wonderful day, 13.
The vibes were immaculate.
And of course, we ended the day hitting 900K, which I think we hit over 100K raised, which
he heard his name and scraped his watch.
he was, trust me, he didn't show up about it at dinner time.
Every four minutes, he'd be like,
this yakitori is good, did you know I scraped my knee
and I fell?
I was like, yes, yes, Pete, we all know, we all know.
Maybe like 400.
And yeah, we raised over 100K.
This day was really special.
I mean, I think this day definitely set the tone of like,
okay, this last couple of days are gonna be crazy
because we raised so much money on this day
where it made one million seem possible the next day
if the generosity kept up.
But of course there was a more important moment
which was...
I got a donation of dollars from the dubbots
get a little help.
I will print for payings.
That is able to, he's just peeing and wiping his nose.
I don't know, tell Connor Kedrel, I got you.
Rat is incoming, I got you.
Wait, what?
I don't know what's going on,
I'm just reading messages and you.
Rat is the left who's been nominated.
What?
Chair, 50 point dubbloom.
I don't know, I mean...
This is before after.
Oh, yeah, that's faster, okay.
From my eyes a little bit, not even, like on day one, we started with $117,000.
Which isn't a 100,000 per cast day in the mountains of this dollar train.
Oh my gosh.
$1,000.
So we cabled on a 7K while I'm in the toilet.
toilet and we hit $900,000, we should have had to cater for being the goat and then during
this I went to the toilet and I had two mics on. I turned off the wrong mic so you could
hear me pissing.
$900,000
I'm gonna we're gonna what do we do?
Okay
Okay, good
We're good now. Hey, it's not like a healthy stream though. Did not really a healthy stream
I got I have flow man. I have flow
generational
So when we hit 900k I celebrated by pissing with the mic on
which, yeah, it's pretty, yeah, pretty fair. Yeah, it's pretty accurate. That's pretty,
it's a good average conner stream, I think. So yeah, if you, yeah, a great, wonderful conner.
We ended it, it was, it was beautiful. And then the next day is where shit got real. We hit
one million this day. We sat on this beach and the, the, the, the, in during cyclathons,
What happens is that, especially like during the later halves, we just raise the most money
when we just sit there and encourage it.
Like we just simply raise more money when we're there going, please donate, please donate.
So and then at this point, I think when we raised about 50,000 in the morning, I was
pretty confident that we could raise the million.
We just had to, it would just take time.
So we spent about an hour and a half raising money
and then of course, after we did that,
Chris was, we ran in the water.
Total inch.
This is when I flash banged everyone, unfortunately.
Ian got flash banged.
It is, I'm a very white man.
I'm extremely, extremely white.
So, yeah.
And I knew it was cold.
So I already put my foot in.
I was like, hey, you've got to run it.
So we walk in and Chris just kind of slowly walks in.
He's very cold.
He doesn't want to go.
And I was like, fuck it.
Let's just run in.
We raised a million.
I got to run in.
And when we raise a mill,
Chris just puts his legs in and is like, I'm done.
Thanks enough.
So Chris does that and then gets out.
I was like, what? We raised a male.
You're going to get in.
But yeah, I went for a little swim.
I kind of got used to it after a while.
I was like, oh, we should take Mouset.
It'll be fun.
So we went showing the mouse.
That was fun.
After I did that, I was like, fucking, I'm going in again.
I was like, they usually raise the mill.
I got it. I want to go out there.
I just went off in the distance.
So, got back out and then we went on our bike, went for a nice little shrine visit, which
was beautiful.
Good to see this really cool shrine in the ocean.
That was really fun with mouse.
Oh yeah, because mouse on the bike this day all day.
Yeah, that was that was today a mouse on the bike the whole day some message with us. It was really fun
We got to see some beautiful sights
Went around and
Then mouse. Oh, yeah, we agreed to play study valley. That's the donation war. I'm in a cycle route around Beaver, which is really nice
And then we got the diabolical curry where Chris said
I'm not dead.
Didn't take too long.
True.
I'm out of time.
Can we start looking at my food and disgust it?
Talk about your favourite.
I'm so full that they're all looking.
Such a pain.
I'm like that's why I'm tossing it.
No.
Yeah, he was done.
Every time I skip Christian looking at the phone.
Is he with me?
No.
a man
oh man I feel stuffed
oh do you think that's a threat?
a man
takes his time
this is a mistake by the way getting this carry
we got sloppy fucking sloppy
the next day
I was farting
non-stop from
that carry non-stop
and then Chris took the bag
And, uh, our mouse on the bike was really fun.
Like a big warehouse, as you say.
Let's go, guys. My husband and I have watched the past five cyclathons
and excited to see how this year end up.
Let's make it the biggest year yet.
Well, we're certainly on track for that.
True. I mean, we already hit
one mill forty-four thousand at this point in the day, which is
kind of ridiculous.
And we had this, uh, funny road, which Chris absolutely hated.
Oh my god, that road was so fine.
What did it look like?
Okay so, we got to the top and we went down this road.
Oh my god this road is so sketchy.
I had my brakes on full and I was still like going way too fast.
Chris hated it.
It was so funny and the road was really bad.
It was like hot holes and it was just not good.
Collin's got like a death wish he never like uses the brakes whereas I'm glued to the brakes I was very much using the brakes
And then we got into
Ktoe today, and you got roped into going to the seminar all where Pete paid
Luckily, we'd already bought most of it. So it's all right. And then I was the mouse. It was a really fun day
I was a very fun day and then we got to
the final day, which is a lot of fun.
And we went to team labs right away.
A lot of people were saying,
some people were like, not a lot of people were saying,
some people were like,
I thought it was a weird choice to get a team labs
because we raised the most money
always during the start of the stream.
But for me, and I think for the rest of the team,
having something that we do every day
is really important for the vibes.
Um, and we probably maybe most likely we could have raised more money if we didn't do this and we just sat around asking
But I think this is like a really fun opportunity to show something really cool, you know, we get we got a personal tour of team labs
Yeah, we didn't raise much money during that segment because we weren't that's all we were focused on
We also got to see like so much cool
things
The ball storm was crazy
You know, and we get to show you, you know,
a mask saying that she's really excited to see.
And I managed to keep it a secret the whole time,
which is really tough.
It's hard to keep secrets from masks,
because masks always demands to know.
We went in the bubbles.
But that was really fun.
Like, I'm really glad we got to do that.
Cause I think those like detours
and those little fun things that we get to do every day
What I like remember and think about when I'm thinking about the cycles on
That's everything I remember. This is what we could have met Norman Reedus. What we didn't
But then obviously we we cycled a lot and the donations came in like crazy
It was so good and then we were destroying the bread the vibes were immaculate chat was excellent everyone was very kind and supportive
And then Pete took the bag, which was really, really fun.
I'm glad he did.
Listening to him was crazy.
Like, uh, yeah, it was crazy.
As someone your age with a pacemaker, I love teamlamps.
I won't be allowed in, uh, due to it.
Otherwise, they've taken us.
I'm glad.
I mean, that's what it's about.
It's about sharing experiences, sharing moments with people.
And that's what we've wanted the cycle to be always.
Um, so I'm really glad we were able to do that.
He took the bag raised a ton of money and then and then we had a donor wall
Which was the most ridiculous donation war ever because
Oh, I did the one
Did the worm as well? Yeah, cuz we hit a hundred and a hundred and one million three hundred thousand
I didn't realize he was doing the worm going forward as well.
I was trying to do the peak hence.
You got electric worm it.
There it is.
Okay, he's actually figured it out I think.
Okay, that's actually how you do it.
I've never seen someone do it backwards.
I didn't know you'd see her forward.
I should have done it forward.
Let me get our donation wall,
where we managed to raise like a ridiculous amount.
I don't even remember, worm America, oh my God.
We managed to raise $87,000 in a donation wall.
a heated rivalry between Clause the law for Australia
and all of America.
And Clause the law gave $20,000 for Australia.
And what's crazy is that Australia won with like,
like $36,000 and America donated $30,000, which is crazy.
Just absolutely like staggering amounts of money.
And yeah, ridiculous.
Oh, dude, there's one thing I gotta show you.
I don't know if I have it on this,
Okay, I gotta put on, I gotta get it real quick.
Let me pull it up.
And Greyhound, who's always here,
and always a big supporter of the streams.
We didn't get 1.5, is what we said for the sherry.
But we did get this instead.
We got Claw as the loyal.
Cheers Claw for the carry,
and thanks God, Pete, Chris, Mouse,
gang and champ for being fucking legendary. This is Greyhound. And he did a Shoei. So I didn't
do it, but Greyhound did it for us. He covered for us. What a what a proper fucking boy. So he did
the Shoei anyway. He just he's just does this every every every Sunday he does it. What a legend.
What a legend. He just did it. Hey, Pete's here. What's up, Pete?
What a Chad. Fuck it. Hey, mate. Let's go. So he did that. I appreciate that. We also had some
other people who are repping some cyclotron merch on the the end day as well, which I appreciate
very much. Where are where are they? We've missed Leila who also was repping some merch as well,
which I appreciate. Very stylish. We love the fit on the last day, which is very kind.
What a boy. Where's Pete? Pete was here a moment ago. So yeah, we managed to have that last day,
and then we obviously ended up in in huge pizza. So there was always this one of the big questions
is where are we going to end? How are we going to end it? And we were looking a lot in Osaka for
for a lot of places and ultimately we had a couple of options. There was like some place
near Osaka Castle which could have been cool but you wouldn't have had a view of it. There
was some mall or something and ultimately I was like like these things are I don't think
they really matter and we'd found out that Hughes had just opened a new location with
30 spots and a really good spot in Osaka so we were like oh we should just do that.
makes way more sense.
We went there on day like halfway through cyclothon three.
So we should definitely like go back there.
It's a fun little callback and who doesn't love pizza.
So yeah, it was really fun and Bobby did it.
I thought it was a really, really good ending spot.
And seeing all the people in the crowd is awesome.
Although we had the audio issue,
which don't worry in the post will fix
because we actually have the audio.
It was really fun.
And then unfortunately we had a bit of scuff, like my presentation wasn't ready.
And it also was like in a video format instead of being like a presentation.
So I couldn't really do it the way.
And it definitely the clips were like a little too long, but you know, it was scuffed.
But hey, that's how that's how it goes sometimes.
But it was a really fun ending.
I think I hope you guys enjoyed the longer ending of us hanging out in the pizza place
and chatting with everyone and doing little speeches.
And I hope you guys enjoyed it a lot.
I was getting annoyed when the scuff because I always feel like it's a failure on me.
I could have done better, but I think ultimately the vibes were great and everyone had a good time.
So I hope you guys enjoyed it and I hope it came across good for chat too,
the little moments that we got to share, because I really wanted to showcase,
you know, like these journeys that we go on are so epic and we never get to take it in
and right after it's done it's just over. We don't get to enjoy
the all the work that went into getting us to where we were on that day. So I really wanted to
to make sure we did that.
So I'm glad, I'm glad.
And it was really fun afterwards too,
because after the ending,
Mouse was still streaming.
And I was happy because,
you know, sometimes it's kind of a tough moment, you know,
because we end the stream
and we normally just hang up the call.
And you know, Mouse, you know, feels left out, right?
Because there's, we were all separated.
So I was really glad that I got to have the mouse pad
and I was taking Mouse around like kind of the after party,
she was still streaming it. So I think I was trying my best to keep the vibes going. And
you know, cause I really always got master be included. I was really trying my best to
make sure that, you know, master doesn't feel left out. She worked so hard as well. Like
this is a team effort to raise money for charity. So I, uh, yeah, I really appreciate that everyone
was so, uh, you know, so supportive, basically. Um, and you know, we didn't hit 1.5, which
you know, it would have been a lovely number to hit, but we also hit an incredible one four
6462 like an absolutely jaw-dropping like I didn't think we was we were gonna hit like a 1 million fucking
1.1 let alone 1.4 right so kind of crazy to hit that
And it saved me doing a sherry, which I was happy of
Mouse really wanted mouse really wanted me to get fucked up
Mouse was trying to get me to drink so much. She's a menace, bro. He's a menace
So yeah, but it was a fun ending
Obviously, you know
And I also forgot to thank the mods in my speech although I'll never admit that that was live believe that from the VOD
I don't forget to I always think I always forget to thank the mods. Sorry mods
It's because I actually see all the people there and I thank those people and there's a lot to forget
Mods you worked very hard to you did a great job mods now. It's gonna be good job
Five or six minutes of Pete's body wraps up the cyclathon perfectly
Sure
Let me have a look.
I forgot to thank the mods.
The mods worked really hard.
The mods worked really hard.
Now, I think the mods did a great job of keeping
the vibe and the energy going.
That's really an important part of it.
And also, with all the tech staff and all the donation
walls, I thank you mods for working very hard.
Let's watch the last moment, then, of.
Oh, Pete went to like a random parking lot.
Oh, that's so sweet.
I didn't know this, because, you know,
the ending is so tough,
because we're getting pulled in every direction
from staff, from people there.
I don't really have a moment to, like, just for myself.
I never really get a chance to, like, stop.
And it's kind of a lot.
So, like, after the stream ends and I finally leave,
I'm just kind of like dead, like this.
like, I don't want to talk anymore.
You know, cause people are really excited.
People come all the way to see us, you know, so yeah.
Let's watch this.
Test, test, test, checking, checking, checking, check.
How do you, are we good?
Are we here?
He's got a little anonymous donation on his thing too.
Oh, that's so cool.
Okay.
This is so Pete to go to like a little back alley and wrap it up it's
This is Pete cool, man
He shills he shows my stuff too much
Your plan Pete you he's show too much for me. You don't need to let me be the show
You will see me next time when we go to the fan fest.
Dude, that's going to be so sick.
We're going to be walking around the fan fest.
If you're at the final fan support team event in Anaheim.
I'm so excited for him.
I think he's leaving.
That's going to be soon.
I'm a bit of a tourist lately.
But I was playing one point.
He's not a tourist, bro.
He's locked in.
He's locked in.
All the way up until in Walker, which I had sort of streaming.
Streaming so I haven't had a chance to
Make sure oh wow this is
Oh, I'm gonna be crying again
I'm going to go tell my son about how cool he is.
Oh, that's so sweet, man.
Yeah, I am.
Really?
So let's go see.
Is Rob terminally on the C string?
I assume Rob is streaming.
He is, he's always doing crazy shit, so he is, all right, let's go to the next day.
I'm glad you're all right.
That's so sweet.
We're raining into our studio.
That's so sweet, him.
We have to do the legend himself, problem-seedee, guys, thank you so much, I really appreciate it.
I can't wait to join again.
Why is it raining in my studio, dude?
That's crazy.
I'm in a basement, it's raining, check.
What the fuck?
So, I'm gonna go get a drum, have fun, I'm gonna bring response to a massive pizza, and I'm going to have a great night.
It's been a great six days, boys. I'll see you at the finnifest. It was awesome. What a night, what a day, what a week.
$800,000 since I was able to join, $1.4 million in total. Thank you to all the guests. Thank you to all the people.
He's the guy, he's the guy man, he locks in.
Greatest highman of all time.
Honestly, thank you to Connor, the most absolute legend.
The fact that he organizes this and puts all these guys together.
He's the ultimate fan leader and one of the best friends I've ever had.
Oh man.
So, that's it.
I'll see you guys next time.
Have a good night.
That's so sweet, man.
Let's leave.
We did it for $0.46 million.
Oh, that's so sweet.
Who's cutting the onions in here boys?
Why would you do that in my office?
Stop cutting the onions in here.
Stop cutting them in here.
Why are you doing that?
Oh dude, that's seriously fucked up.
Four onions in the office.
Oh dude, that's seriously fucked up, four onions in the office, how are you gonna kiss
you here man?
Oh man, that's so sweet.
I can't talk when I get like this, because if I say anything, it'll make me cry.
I'm trying to gaslight my body to change the emotion.
Oh man, that's so sweet.
Yeah, I can't say nice things about my friends without crying.
Why is the MailMind program like this?
Why would it do that?
That's so fucking evil of it.
I need to compose myself.
I need the emotions to go away for a second so I can talk.
The most dude, let me do it out.
Okay, there we go.
The British needs to lock in.
The British shot of me needs to lock in like right now.
That is so fucking sweet.
That's very kind.
Get some lo-fi that'll distract me
Yeah, I mean look I will probably end up crying again
So yeah, fuck it's come out. I don't know why I can't stop when I think about these things. I don't know. I'm not I
Am very very very lucky that yeah
I can't say it
Why why would you cut onions in here chat? That's crazy
easy. That's crazy of you to do that in my office. I didn't say
you could do that. If I was doing plasma right now, it would
stop me from. Um Oh, I need to shoot. I need to shoot. I'm
I love you.
I
Pete I maybe that helped me
Ah, damn, no man, I mean, look, I can't do other stuff without crying because I'm like,
I'm an emotional guy.
I, especially stuff like this, you know, it makes you realize how lucky you are.
I'm very lucky that I have good friends.
The kind of friends that bring so much joy to your heart that it overflows from your
eyes.
Embrace it and cherish it.
We only get this life once and to fill it with friends like that is an incredible gift.
True. He's right Connor. I can only hope to find a friend as good as you
Yeah, I mean I'm just gonna cry check up
Yeah, I don't know man. I just
I'm very lucky. I have a very very good friends and
Yeah, it makes it really easy to do shit
You know people there's so much to discuss, but even though five just and
I already can't wait for six and all the adventures you'll get into you
I think cuz uh it's such a
emotional thing right you uh when you're doing this
oh man I don't know how to explain it I'm just gonna cry I think I'm holding back the floodgate
and I just kind of like accept it so I can talk.
There's, you know, I've been watching who are always supporting and
Connor.
There's a lot of, you know, people who are watching these streams who
give so much energy during the cycle time and because it's for a good cause
And we're helping a lot of people out and it's just so much like support to kind of take in
And every year you know and I think we all feed off of that in the in this the crew. I think
That's like a big part of it, so I can't fucking talk
We all kind of feed off that energy that is being given and you know, we're doing so much good
And it's very overwhelming for sure. Like it's kind of a lot to take in
That's like so really special. I think we all
I think we all realize like how lucky we are to be a part of it and how
Important is the work that we're doing and that we all get to spend time with each other, you know, like there's um
We're all like genuinely really good friends and that makes it really easy to do it, you know, it's really easy to do something like that when you have amazing friends.
And it's fun, it's so fun.
Oh
Being a guy sucks
My first instinct is like stop the crying
I bet I can make you cry even more your parents are proud of you for sharing the goodness in your heart. That's right. Yep
Just through your content you and mouse and stood with me in a really dark time in my life
I will always be grateful and support you anyway
Oh, that's very kind. That's very kind.
And I don't I'm always worried as well.
Like I don't want you guys to think like I'm like,
I'm like, cry baiting or anything.
Like I always like it kind of came off as so disingenuous sometimes.
But yeah, I can't talk to my friends and how like I am.
But I get emotional, man.
Yeah, I'm just lucky. I don't know. It sucks.
I suck that I hate crying.
So, yeah, I'm I'm I'm really grateful, you know,
Like those guys are like my best friends and it's really easy to do cool shit with them
And like when people ask me kind of what's the
What's the content you want to make?
Like what is it crazy project you want to do and I'm like dude. I don't have anything
I just want to hang out my friends because that's so goaded
I love hanging out with them and I love getting make stuff with them. So I'm just lucky very lucky
So that's that's why I do it
Oh, you know, and uh, that's uh, that's why I do it. I'm lucky, you know mouse Chris Pete
The man gang and then all the other guests. I'm just so lucky that uh
All on people
Oh man
Like you Pete you piece of shit you bastard
You're such a bitch Pete
Yeah, yeah, just lucky to have friends
Okay, okay, that's enough you got enough now come you need to keep that water
Yeah, so I'm gonna play video games now
I
Got no don't give me some
Hanging out. Thanks, man. I appreciate that. She'll swallow a sausage hole. Yeah
This is so beautiful. He just did it in one go open. I've never seen anything like that, man. It was just so fucking beautiful
Just Tracy's so lucky, you know, I just didn't I appreciated that
Get loved and appreciated nerd
Appreciate it. Oh, okay. Thank you
um yeah man i mean video games they've just gone so woke i don't know like i'm crying over it i
don't know what to say okay that's enough that's enough oh god i don't i don't know i can only
jokes oh god no I mean fuck man yeah I get so overwhelmed cuz it's just after
this after this I get you know there's just the fucking amount of positivity
that people get and you know the biggest compliment I can get as people get
really they get sad but it's over I get sad that it's over when it's only day
like three I'm always like damn this is going on forever and then by day 15 I'm
like fuck I don't attend I really I could cycle forever it's so fun and yeah it's
I get you know I get really emotional about an ending because I get so used to
being outside and on the bike and stuff that you know when I got back yesterday
I uh, I'm just really lucky to have you as a friend. Oh, thank you. No, I'm not changing her life
But all about that dude. Thanks for being a friend. Do you know she's the the catalyst about everything?
That's the inspiration for all of us. I think that's why
Okay, I wanted to say so many things that I can't even say words. I'm so dumb
home. When I got back yesterday, I felt like a like a like a void. I was like, damn, I
can just do nothing. I stand outside. I have like a tiny little and a little outside area
with some grass. Very nice. And I just sat there and I was like, man, it's over. Fuck.
And the hardest part is that-
I'll release here. Mention this before, but I've been here since I left from one and
just seen how much bigger and better it's gotten every year.
I'll go like-
I'll go like-
Oh, thanks.
As much as I complain, gives me a sense of fulfillment, keep it up and let it out.
I'll give him get my tissues in a second, uh, yeah, I just, uh, yeah, I sat out there and I was like, damn, this sucks.
That is terrible. And, uh, but I'm not with my friends. So that really sucked, too.
So I'm gonna go get tissue now.
Ah, sorry, guys. Come on.
I can't talk about the shit about crying, it's so bad.
But I mean, just thank you.
Thank you.
I just really appreciate it.
Just like, you know, I always worry that one year people will tune in and they won't
care anymore.
So.
All right, buddy.
Now that you've got your baby moment out of the way.
Lock in. Lock in.
Lock in.
I do, yeah.
I am. I am. I'm lucky, you know, Chris.
Pete Mouse and the Vanging are like the coolest people on Earth that I'm very lucky.
Like, like a massive, massive kudos to Pete, obviously, for being the absolute giga hype man.
And I think the reason why we're able to raise so much money is because Pete is just bringing such an infectious energy
but you know Chris also
Chris is always on that bike and
You know, sometimes I think that he doesn't get nearly enough credit because he's always on the bike
In some always and suffered during the humidity. Yeah, just saying
All the things we missed during Japan's summer if only someone could no no no no no
Chris is the gear chef, bro. I mean, you know, it's I get to stream this, you know, and I get to, you know,
I'm fortunate that I get to play ads and some that Chris just does this every year. And he's just a part of this.
And he just always brings such a good energy. He's always funny. He always cycles never, you know, he complains.
But he but always in a fun way. And he I'm very lucky that he always does it with me. I'm very, very fortunate that I've
got like the best mates got the coolest fucking friends uh who yeah i was very fucking lucky
man they're like giga chads genuinely very lucky and i've never seen a mouse who's always supportive
and always inspires me so i'm very very fortunate to have just like the best mates genuinely like
it's like i i'm motivated eternally by all of my friends to be better so i appreciate it
you. But you know, for me, I always worried that like one year people are gonna get bored.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I'm also worried that people are gonna do the
money it and not care anymore and it's so cool because every this time I thought
more than any other time so many people were donating and saying that they've
been watching all of it and the coolest thing was that so many people were like
hey I'm in a position to donate that's just I'm crying again because it's so
I know what's my heart man that people have been watching it for like four and
half years five cyclotons and then now they're like dude this is so sick thank
you I want to donate because I've been watching um so that means a lot to me
seriously and if you and there's a lot of people who say like I'm not there yet
and don't worry don't worry you don't have to like I always tell people like the
cycloton and all these events that I do for charity I like charity and if you
have money you can give it give it if you if you're a student or you know you
I have my money. Don't worry about a spot.
Ian has taken me out to an Izakaya and got me a high ball.
Yeah.
But going karaoke later, I'll send you the highlights.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Um...
I hope you can have karaoke monkey with Ian.
So yeah, I do appreciate that and the generosity from you guys is always crazy.
I always feel like, you know, I worry I'm asking too much.
I do a lot of charity things.
And I always worry that I'm putting too much on you guys.
And I am so worried about, like,
I don't want to, like, exhaust you guys on giving money.
Cause I know that a lot of you guys are dedicated viewers
and there's a lot of people coming to the cyclathon
who the same every year.
And I don't want that pressure
of people feel like they have to donate, you know?
I never want that to be the case.
I just want it to be a really cool event
where people can watch and have fun.
And so the fact that we raised more money this year,
And then a crazy amount more is just shocking and crazy and I'm just grateful
I'm thankful to everyone who helped and everyone who watched is you know, you guys who showed up every single day
You guys were excited to be there every day for me is what it's about
Thank you for all you do. Oh my god, dude. You don't have to give me that dude. I that's ridiculous
That is ridiculous. We all enjoyed the cake you provided us
Seriously though my pleasure to all of you. You're lucky to have friends to I'm very lucky to have the best friends
Jogi, thank you for the $500. That is ridiculous. You didn't have to do that, man.
That's so dumb. Thank you. I'd like to thank you as well. Thank you everyone who's sent TTS. I appreciate it.
Yeah, I'm just really grateful when I... Sorry for crying.
You took me a while to take you to Monster Math. From the top of the mountain to the end of the song on the flat, you did 49.8 kilometers an hour.
Just squeezing under the speed limit.
I'm legal.
Drops on obeying the law and the claw.
True. I obeyed the law. What can I say?
But yeah, I'm just I'm just grateful that you guys always show up and
a year is a long time to wait for it to happen again.
But I hope you guys get excited.
But another one happening at some point, if it does happen,
I'll try my best to do another one.
And I'm grateful. I want to keep doing this for as long as I can.
I really will try my best to do this for as long as I can.
Because I love doing it.
I love hanging out with my friends, I love exercising, I love raising money for charity, and yeah, I'm just, I'm just grateful, I, I, I really, really, really appreciate all of you guys, genuinely, and after this cycle is done, on the Tiltify, you know, we had all managed to raise like over like a ridiculous amount, like five, five million is what I checked earlier.
Conor I can't speak for everyone but the cyclathon for 3 years has been the single best thing to contribute to this depressing world
Thank you guys
Yeah that's kinda crazy
And like I never meant
I never like wanted to be like a charity of philanthropy or anything like that
I can't wait until we go to cyclathon in Singapore and do multiple laps around the time
We'll do Singapore 10 times
And everyone in Singapore's the donate
So you raise 5 million dollars
300,000 across all of my tilt five things and that doesn't include like hundreds of thousands of much
Thanks for everything. Thank you. Thank you. No, I'm looking to have my friends
Five million dollars that doesn't include like merch and other stuff. So it's you know, we've raised probably like five point five million
overall
Across all our events and I'm not gonna stop doing them because you know, like I'll just be flat out with you chat like I'm
I'm, I, I, you know, it's no fucking, you can tell I'm, I'm, I'm good, I have enough
money.
I'm, I'm doing very well for myself.
I'm good.
I don't need more.
I, I'm very happy with where I'm at in life.
And I just, you know, obviously it's great.
No, I like, I like being a bougie boy, I like spending it, but I, I want to use my platform
for things that matter.
I'm not going to remember the, you know, X amount of money that I made when I'm older.
I remember all the cool shit and all the people I got to help.
After the fact.
So that's like way more important to me.
I'm not trying to brag.
It's not what I'm trying to do.
I'm not trying to be like, I got my money and I people just get so weird about money.
But for me, like that's what I want my platform to be about is to use it to raise money for good cause.
the help people in need it because I'm good I've been fortunate enough to live
the dream I've been I've had every opportunity in the world and been very
very fortunate so I don't I'm good like I don't need to do anything for me I you
know I want to do more charity for cool things to make fun moments with you guys
so that's why I do it every year that's why we do it and I think speak to the
guys as well and mouse we all just want to raise money for a cause that we
believe in and that's like really, really important to all of us. So it's been really
cool to do that. And it's been like a genuine pleasure to raise money. And the best part
about it is that it's so easy. It's so easy to just raise money for charity. It's not
hard. I don't understand why more creators don't do it because it's easy to put a cause
That's bigger than you. It's so simple.
It's emotional with everyone.
Wow. Doesn't get emotional for the clanker that helps read his messages.
Hi Brian, alright.
I know my place. Wow.
Sorry Brian, sorry Brian. I'm emotional for you too, buddy.
But it's so easy to just, you know, we...
Oh, sorry, sorry. I appreciate the generosity.
Which she 100,000% deserves a friend like you to do these things for her.
I also want to say thank you for allowing those of us who are in similar positions to explore vicariously as well.
I'm glad, I'm glad.
Thank you, genuinely.
That's what I want to do.
It's, you know, raising money for charity is the most fun thing you can do is you get to beg for a good cause.
Like, we love shilling for charity. It's so fun.
And, you know, it's so much more satisfying
for that donation to go towards charity
than it would ever go to like, you know, me.
Like, you know, it's fun, it's awesome.
And getting to do cool shit with your friends
is the most satisfying thing in the world.
And getting to do it for good cause is so impactful.
So if you're a creator, watching this,
which you probably not,
I really hope that more creators like consider using
their platform for stuff like this
because it is so eternally satisfying,
Specialments of course that you casted if they're about. I'm really lucky that
Randomly years ago, I'd emailed the Munifici foundation and convinced them to go until five
Because why did the first ever auction in my room? I think it was
The things you do thank you so many amazing things for people
It's very kind of you. It's me monkey. Oh god
Oh, I'm not a monkey. No!
Okay, you can come on the mic. You can come on the mic.
But we'll get you on the mic.
We'll get you on the mic. We'll get you on the mic.
Um...
I forgot my train of thought. Sorry, the donation is very kind. I'm sorry, I forgot my train.
What was I saying?
What was I saying, sir?
I forgot.
The My Dimension.
It didn't.
What is it? How did the app chat? Use my platform? Yeah, I mean it's super easy.
Um, the nation's start, yes. Yeah, like years ago I asked Mouse. I asked her, I was like,
what? Which charities helped with your condition? And science.
Oh, thank you. I'll use, I'm gonna post some.
Thank you.
Well, El Camel, thank you.
I'm gonna post your photos.
I'm gonna write something up.
So thank you.
What was I gonna say?
Yeah, the history, let me start again,
let me start again, I'll start again, sorry.
I'm gonna mute the TTS for a second, sorry, chat.
I'm gonna tell the story.
I, basically, I asked Miles years ago,
I was like, hey, was there any charities
that you know of that are good for your condition
or any that helped you?
And I was like, oh, this one helped me.
And I messaged like three charities,
and I emailed them all.
And I basically emailed them,
And I nod them, I said, hey, it's you Sam Weard, I'm a streamer, I think I can get you
money.
I think I can raise tens of thousands for you if you join this platform.
So please join this.
And two of them didn't reply.
And the Immuniversity Foundation replied and was like, hey, yeah, okay, how can we get
on this?
So I kind of helped them, gave them the guide, kind of walked them through it.
And then we raised money for them, like 50,000 I think that the first charity auction we
did, which was an incredible amount.
And then afterwards we did the first cyclathon and then after that they emailed me and was
like, hey, what the fuck?
What the hell is this?
Why are you raising so much money for us?
Who are you?
And so we got acquainted and since then we've been in pretty much close contact with them
and we've been talking with them.
And yeah, I've been keeping up with them.
Every month we have a call with Mausers in it and we kind of talk with them about what
they're doing, where the money's going.
And it's been really cool because it's been really fulfilling for me, but also gives me
confidence too, because I know that when I'm asking guys to donate, I know where the money's
going. I know that it's going to good things and I know that it's helping people who really need it.
And we've also raised a ton of awareness, like please go and donate plasma or donate blood if
you can. Like these things are really important. Especially if you can't, you know, you want to
help out more, you know, because donating is amazing and it's really important. But
But during Plasma and during Blood is also a huge part of it.
So I really do do appreciate it.
My job is never done.
There's always more awareness and money to raise for these causes.
And I will always keep doing these events as long as I can, because I really love doing it.
So, yeah, it's a pleasure.
It's a pleasure.
It's an honor.
I'm spoiled to have such a good community.
I I truthfully told, like I think I said this on the bike, but like last year, I I didn't
I particularly enjoy being on the internet that much.
It was pretty rough.
There's a lot of times where I'm like,
man, I don't like this.
This sucks.
I was having a bit of a hard time
because it felt like being on mine
was just really fucking miserable.
And it felt like there was like a lot of vitriol,
a lot of negativity, and there still is.
But I think I've had a lot of times
you kind of like think about it, get over it all.
I don't really care now.
Um, I'm just kind of doing my thing and kind of
really have just
Just sticking to what I'm doing best, which is just do my thing
Play games just hopefully spread some fucking whimsy enjoy out there do these events just focus on what I'm doing and
Yeah, people will always try and drag you down people will always try and find the negative and things because that's the age
We live in right now, but I'm gonna keep doing what I what I can do
And I'll eat hopefully
I'm spreading some joy out there. I don't know. I keep trying my best man
And I don't really care about anything else other than just doing my thing and hanging out my friends
So gonna try and hopefully make a space where hey look no matter how shit it gets we can all fucking have a good time
And hopefully do some good stuff because I think what we've proven is that the people who support this event and watch all of our
communities, mouse, grace, me, band gang, everyone, that we have one of the coolest
fucking communities on Twitch, but are willing to support fucking awesome events.
And yeah, I think that's really cool.
I think we have one of the coolest communities, man.
It's so cool.
We're so, we're so, so lucky to have such a cool space.
So I'm just really eternally grateful.
I cannot say thank you enough because whenever I'm kind of like souring on
the internet at times, there's just so much support from you guys.
that makes it really easy for me to be like, Conor, don't be fucking dumb. Who the fuck cares about all that shit?
You got I'm spoiled to have such a supportive community. And I'll keep trying to give that give something for you guys to get excited
about. And I'll constantly make sure I'm always giving the best content that I can. Hey, cryptic man. Thank you so much for the 10.
I appreciate that.
Hey Connor, I'm so very happy with all you've done for the IDF.
Thanks and anyone in a similar position.
You're the best streamer.
Also apparently there's an update to F&H 2 terminal that I patched wolf mentally.
Are you done with F&H?
I'm gonna play this shit out of fear 102 when the patch is out.
So when the patch is out, I'm jumping into it.
But I don't think the patch is out yet.
I could be wrong though.
I'm hoping chat will tell me.
very like a lot when it's out so yeah so hopefully i'll find out at some point but chat
that's gonna be my short little uh uh my short little stream i do appreciate it stalk stream
when i'll probably do that sometime next month um thank you guys oblivion rem oblivion remmy thank you
Um, yeah, I'm I'm just I'm just thankful. Seriously the flag and checks I need to explain to my wife
I don't know if Rob wants it, but I've got it right now
I've got the flag I got the flag right here. That's kind of that's awesome. That's the cute little flag
So that's awesome. But thank you guys, seriously, again, no amount of thank yous will ever be
able to express my gratitude towards you guys. I'm genuinely very lucky, like seriously very
lucky. I feel eternally, eternally, eternally, eternally grateful for all the support you
you guys have shown me. And even though I'm in my like 11th year of making content, I'm
like full time on YouTube. Oh, reminds you. Ah, ah, that's fair. That's fair. I think
cryptic is your VIP buddy. I think given the fact that you've given over $100,000 towards
There you go. It's pay to win. It's pay to win. There you go. Enjoy. Enjoy cryptic.
There you go. I don't know how many VIPs I have left. I got to be careful.
I think you only have 50 you can do. Thank you. So yeah, thank you again. So like seriously,
the community sport has been crazy. Thank you. All the community like posts, everyone tweeting
about it, everyone posting on Instagram about it, tagging me. It's been awesome. This has
been the best cyclothon ever. I seriously, seriously thank you. I genuinely, genuinely
truly appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. I'm lucky. I'm on my 11th year of making
content on YouTube. Every time I do this, I get completely rejuvenated and it makes
me excited to make things again for you. I'm just really, really pumped, excited, and happy
difficult to do this again. So just thank you guys. Seriously.
Yeah. That being said, I'm going to get off for now. The next time I stream
will be streaming Pragmato in like three days. So I'll be back then.
I'll take a little time off, but I'll take an actual vacation in May.
So that'll be fun. I'm going to go hang out with guns in me.
That'll be fun. So I'll probably have like a week or so off in May at some point.
Well, like an actual vacation. So yeah, but thank you guys so much. I really do appreciate it
Anyway, let's raid iron mouse for now
Let's raid the mouse. Let's raid the mouse again
There again, no amount of words. I I could express could
Accuately say how much thankful I am towards you guys now grateful. I am that I have the world's best friends
I'm so lucky that I can call all those guys my my genuine friends and but I think I
I genuinely mean it like and I know people say this all the time, but I genuinely think we have one of the coolest spaces on Twitch
Like it's so sick like the like what do you guys do?
Every single event that I ever do is like a testament to just how fucking sick this this community is and how awesome it is
so
Hopefully get to meet a bunch you guys
The conventions and stuff in the future as well so I can always say thank you to all of you
Yeah, seriously. Thank you guys.
Anyway guys, I'm going to go rest up. My legs are dying.
I'm going to go rest up and play Slay the Spy religiously.
I'll see you guys soon, okay?
I'll see you guys in three days. Have a good one, guys.
Bye, guys. Bye!