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Okay, anybody else watch Ray till 5 a.m.?
You're not going to sit here and tell me they played Valo till 5 a.m. Are you?
What's wrong with them? They need help.
They made a meme for things like this, chat.
There's a meme for stuff like this.
Yeah, there's a third guys listen
playing Valorant till 5 a.m.
Fuck.
Stop it.
Get some help.
Okay.
I didn't mean to press that.
I didn't mean to press that.
I didn't mean to press that.
What did I just press?
Fuck!
Okay, I got rid of it.
First shot being shot.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
First, I'll leave you alone.
Oh, my God, this guy is driving me a banana chef for the last several days already.
He won't leave me alone.
Sounds like somebody playing combat arms.
I haven't done that in a long time, guys.
I'm reformed.
I am reformed.
All right. I'm reformed. I am reformed.
Hi, chat. Hello. Are you guys ready for another day of my annoying voice and then a very annoying
character. Ready for the drama? Monday. There's no drama on Mondays, guys. There's no drama
Mondays, all right. I am cooked, guys. I'm old. I feel old. And I know I'm not old, but I feel old.
You know, this was nothing to me like six years ago, dude.
Hell, even four years ago. But now, dude, what the hell's going on with me? I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I took the kids to school this morning and then I had to go, and then I had to drive to the city and go downtown to go see the lawyer and all this shit.
And I got myself a nice Tim Hortons double double, came home, got Allie an ice cap, and I cleaned my desk.
I sat down and I could have fell asleep sitting here. That's how bad it is
That's how bad it is bro
Also, I looked at I looked at Twitter last night and the first thing I see I think it was Nat
I think it was Nat that posted it
And it was like a screenshot of chatterbox petting a cat and Ray Mon petting a cat
And I was like, okay, wow, they're petting the cat.
Then there's comments saying it's like the same cat
or some shit.
And I'm like, what?
So I went in the discord, I'm like, I have to know.
I have to fucking know.
So, and of course that gives me the VOD.
So I checked.
It's the same 24 seven, which means that's the same cat
that spawns there.
could not fucking believe it but I was mad because she did it first she is she
she did it first and here's next fucked up part okay and I didn't know it at the
first time I watched it cuz I was like just it was muted so I was like just
looking I'm like gonna see where it was and I'm like oh my god it's the same
place we both said we both said made it it wasn't the exact same words but made a
comment about taking the fuck out dude what is fucking happening man it is the
most bizarre shit dude it is some of the most bizarre shit all because shields
decided that's the 24 seven we were going to you know what I mean shit is nuts
bro
your bank account I don't know anything about the bank account and I'm already
because you're saying that I already know okay I have a pretty good guess what
you guys are probably referring to how much was in theirs so I don't want to
fucking no but um yeah I don't know dude it's just crazy man that shit is just
fucking nuts to me I could chat you have no idea I was like jaw floor like
there's just no way
there's there's just no way I sent her a DM and I was like you're fucking kid
And I sent her a link of the post because that's it's it's funny, but it's wild
Anyone have the Drusilla bald clip? Oh boy. Oh god
There's a new weekly no pixel 5 news video. Yeah, YouTube is
It's collabing with NoPixel and they're doing like weekly news videos of what's happening
on the server, which is really cool.
It's pinned.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
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And welcome to no pixel news
Tonight burger shot open to strive through but fights and chaos inside the parking lot are making it difficult to grab a quick meal
The city's rap problem takes another turn as residents catch rodents running off of their belongings
PIZZA!
G6, tight security at ATMs, the incredible struggling to make their next return.
Bro-Pike, you work hard.
Is this really that hard?
Bro-Pike.
You're weekly reporting the most incredible events from the NoPixel role-playing community.
This is NoPixel Tonight.
Good morning, NoPixel, and welcome to NoPixel News.
I am your host, Joe Brunnen, bringing you 10 years of reporting experience on the stories that matter the most.
the most this morning we're looking back at the biggest is this Buddha and Buddha's
the one that's narrating this yeah events from the past week burger shot is
back in the headlines last week it was questions about the food this week it's
fights in the restaurant and chaos in the parking lot Joe the drive-through is
now open giving customers another way to order but between arguments at the
window brawls outside and altercations in the restaurant get in the mill hasn't
Always been straight. Oh, I'll take a number six.
But what for?
You got food here. Hey, is this line moving or what? Come on.
I'm working on it. I don't work in there. Why are you big? Come on, make something happen.
Ah
Hi
The last week we reported on rats appearing around rubbish in the streets
This week they started taking things
Yeah, that's crazy that the rats rob your ass
No, get this! No!
Get this! No!
No, get this!
Wait, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Okay, you get it, you...
Losing your belongings is frustrating enough.
Having to chase a rat to get them back seems to be a new problem for the city.
Another reason to get those streaks cleaned up.
After last week's wave of ATM robberies, G6 has upgraded security.
Security the machines are now much harder to pry open and some residents are finding out the
Yeah, yeah, we did
Bro, I'm my arm is up my arm is tired. Well, I'm just gonna practice. This is good practice. I say that much
Yeah, bro, bro, this is crazy. I'm gonna sweat here, bro. Oh
My god, bro. I swear to God
I got it.
Shit, you f**king shit, I f**king had that.
The trick for me with that, everybody's doing this, right?
Everybody's doing this.
I use two hands.
So, I use both. I use two hands.
I just go like this.
I literally let go of everything,
and I put both my fingers over E,
and I'm just like, that's how I do it.
I mean, you're staying afloat.
Oh
Plug into my controller, can I tap on the can I tap on the roller?
Dude, why is it so hard?
So I don't have this problem from using two hands
The security upgrades appear to be working.
A few keyboards may need replacing before anyone gets paid.
On the road, drivers have been finding plenty ways to turn a routine trip into an emergency.
Creecraft has this week's traffic reform.
Thank you, Joe, we've seen crashes in intersections, cars leaving the road, and drivers leaving
cars through the windshield.
Couple incidents from around the city...
It doesn't matter, my leg is now fixed, I can go.
Yeah, I have the walking, so...
Excuse...
I've never suggested this before, but if we get into a situation where we have to suck one of the cops off, I'll do it, but I'm not gay.
Oh, boy. You're gonna want to do this, right?
oh my god my my favorite five up five point oh clip is this one this is my
favorite five point a point oh clip this guy sneaky is fucking crew is wild for
this bro.
What the?
There is a man in the back of your van, JJ.
What the?
There is a b****** b****** standing behind me.
That was the creepiest b****** thing I think I've ever f****** seen in my life.
Get out, get out.
Stop right there!
A reminder to watch your speed and wear your seatbelt.
A little more Carol on the roads could save everyone a trip to the hospital.
Thank you, Creek.
Unfortunately, there's another hazard drivers still need to watch out for.
Oh!
Last week's warning abandoned scooters are still causing explosions across the city in some cases
I I love the scooter mines the scooters because you can't see them
They're left all over the fucking place. I love this shit
Never change this no pixel leave this alone one driver running over a scooter has taken several nearby vehicles
Oh my lord
Oh
Yeah, money's tight isn't it? Yeah, you know why we're not doing
Watch out for scooters in the road and park your rental some are safe when you're done
one abandoned scooter can turn into a very expensive product we did with
Shatterbox, whose activities have taken a serious turn this week.
Creecraft, join us with the story.
Thank you, Joe.
Shatterbox and his clown crew have been causing trouble
across Los Santos.
This week, that escalated into an alleged attempt
on a mayoral candidate's life.
That's why you should vote for Nick Promise
while he portal be the kiss of death.
Poo-poo-poo.
Oh my god!
Oh god, it's someone else's life.
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!
It's perfect!
It is absolutely perfect, sir.
Chatterbox was shot during the incident
and is now facing terrorism charges.
Oh, sh!
Sh!
Sh!
Wait, wait!
Wait, fight, fight, fight, fight for me!
Remember me!
Oh!
No, why are you?
Like, why?
Did it?
Vivek Ramoswami said he's the current mayor
and he's all powerful.
So Lilith said that it was in my best interest
to listen to him.
And then he said that if I don't help him, he's going to foreclose my newly built home and put all the clowns on the street.
So I said, what do you want from me?
So he brought me to some mansion and it was like an answer.
You are going to stage a fake assassination attempt on Bivik Rama Squirming.
You're going to use this gun, take out Bivik Rama Squirming, but you only aim for his ear.
Some old lady named Harlem's there and she goes,
if you shoot him in anywhere else but the ear,
I'm gonna have to cut him.
A body part that I don't wanna discuss
was gonna get cut off my body.
So I was like, okay, I'll do it.
I'll yuck him over.
Police force means less people yuck him with us.
Man, all the, do I, man?
What?
There's some support arriving
for the people responding to the incidents.
Nash is providing funding to the police.
He put that in there.
That was a 12 minute age for me.
But the ear.
I'm gonna have to cut your body part that I don't want to discuss was gonna get cut
off my body.
So I was like, okay, I'll do it.
I'll yuck and do it.
There's less people yucking with us.
Man, I was a-
What?
Man, there's some support arriving for the people responding to the incidents.
Nest is providing funding to the police, emergency medical services, grief, what do
we know?
Joe, Nest says it's helping to build the future with funding intended to keep essential service.
The whole Nest idea chat was big brain.
Whoever thought of that is brilliant.
a nest owned like the Los
Santos is such a cool idea is
operating police and EMS are
receiving financial support and
we're looking at what that could
mean for the people working on
the front line.
Veronica Mars she will be a mess
how you doing tonight we heard
that next we're able to acquire
she will equip it for the EMS
how did that come about I called
the guy from nest and begged and
almost cried because our medics
were going into debt just being
duty so I altered what does that mean exactly for the old folk out there it means I cried in front
of a man and he got nervous and gave me what I needed for my department and last week we interviewed
some doctors and I see you city folk about the diseases around town has there been any improvement
since well the doctors have been working tirelessly to find cures for their um diseases that have
been coming in I believe between 10 and 14 diseases have been found and damn found most of them so
Can the 14?
We'll be following how that money is used and what changes residency when they need help.
Back to you, Joe.
That's all for this week's No Pixel News.
Thank you for Creakraft for joining us and to YouTube for sponsoring the series.
Thanks for having me, Joe.
We'll be following the Chatterbox case, the mayoral election and seeing if citizens continue to follow the E.
I'm your host Joe Button. Thanks for watching and goodnight.
Also, please
Fuck oh
They're gonna be what they're gonna be following the case, huh?
Mmm, that is um, that's so that's something
That's
Okay, no pixel news big W. That's cool. Hey Herschel. What?
Yes, you're him what?
She's screaming at me.
So annoying.
All right.
Ali is still saying she's looking for a cat.
She hasn't found one yet.
Yeah, that's what I think we should do.
I mean, it's not up to me,
but what I think we should do is just go to a shelter.
I mean, just walk into a shelter
where they have all these animals,
caged up and we just save one.
We go there and we save one.
That's what I think we should do.
But I have a hard time going in places like that chat
I'm a sap when I go in places like that
I have a hard time bro because like you just want to save all of them. You know I mean, but he's
And then that guilt, you know, you leave with one, but you this others you're leaving behind. Oh, dude. I hate it
Terrible terrible
any value today fuck no chat listen it is not in my future that is not likely
you'll ever see me play that game ever again the only way that's gonna happen
is for the 24 hour stream that it is gonna be on the wheel and if we hit it
That's the only way I'll ever play it again.
What, why?
I crash out on that game
and I feel bad playing that game with other people
because I ruined the vibe
because of how, what that game does to my mental health, bro.
Just plummets me, bro.
How did you get your other two cats?
These two, they were rescued.
And you know what, you make me regret it sometime, Rachel.
You know, stop.
Yeah, these cats were found on a reserve.
Yeah, they're found on a reserve.
So they found the mom and they found all the, they like looked for the kittens.
They found most of them.
We don't know, like, if they found all the kittens, like, I hope they did.
So, what happened was, somebody gave them all to my mom, so it was like the mom and
I think, eight or eight, I think eight other cats, eight or nine cats, kittens or whatever,
I don't know.
I don't remember how many there were, but so my mom's job was to get, to find homes
for them.
So, my mom was trying to find homes for them, she found homes for a few, but like, there
was a time limit. So they said, you have until this date to find them home. Otherwise we come
back, we take them. And then they get put it like they get put on a flight to British Columbia,
which they go to a shelter there. But I think this shelter was bad, because if they don't get
adopted or rescued from the shelter, they like put them down or something. My mom was telling me,
and I'm like, what? Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, that's fucking awful.
But how true that is, I don't know, like I don't actually know, no, that's just what my mom was telling me.
And I'm like, that's okay.
So I think at the end there was they needed a home for the mom and four kittens.
So five cats total were unclaimed.
So, and I didn't want to get cats chat.
I was so firm on not getting more cats because I lost my cat and I took it really hard, you
know what I mean?
I didn't want to get another cat.
So I was like, I can't, like I can't, you know, I don't like the heartbreak when you know, and they get old and stuff like that
We just I had a hard time with that one. So I was like now we're not doing that. And but then I was like fuck my mom was telling me
what would happen to him
So Ali was like come on come on come on somebody okay, so we took both these two assholes and then
My mom kept the other three
My mom has six cats
My mom and dad have six cats
Fucked
They already had three now they have three more fuck
But they I think they were gonna keep the mom anyway because
She like really like
She was not healthy chat like she was in a rough shape when they money go hotter
So my mom was like taking care of her and like she put weight back on she was looking pretty good
And she was just too happy at my parents house. So my mom was like now
We're just gonna keep her no matter what
But the other two kittens they were gonna get rid of but when they couldn't find a home
They were like fuck it. We're keeping them. So I was like damn guys are keeping three more cats. God damn
Yeah
W mom, what breed are they?
Gray.
Gray. Is that a good answer? Is that what you're looking for?
for it? Fuck Vino. A cat. A person. He won't shut out. He just won't shut out. All they
do when I'm on the computer. He's gray. What does it look like to you? What does it look
First not gonna cooperate. What's he look like to you?
No, he doesn't want attention. He wants to go outside.
His whole idea of being able to go outside is, oh my god, oh my god, human.
I love you, human. I love you. Let me outside, bitch.
That's his whole thing.
It's like, oh my God, I love you.
Let me outside you dumb bitch.
That's his whole thing.
Then he goes outside for 10 minutes
and then screams at the door,
let me in, motherfucker, let me in.
Comes in, he's inside for 20 minutes.
Don't wanna go outside, motherfucker.
And he's back at the door screaming at me.
Anyways, crazy chat in the winter time
because it gets so goddamn cold here,
it gets really cold here chat.
He wants to go outside so you open the door and then he like look and he won't go because it's cold and it's fucking snow
And then he then he's mad then the cat's mad
Then he's all pissed off like it's our fault
And I mean
Fuck
Yeah, your cat does the same thing, yeah.
Yeah, so, yeah, chat RP today.
What's the name?
This one's Herschel.
This cat's Herschel.
The one sleeping in the basket behind me is Dino.
You are on an acreage with trees, your house, is prime real estate for mice?
Oh yeah, I know, it is.
Yeah, it is.
So like him being a, this guy, this is why I don't mind him that much, because at least
he goes outside and he does his job.
I don't like, like, I don't like them killing mice, you know what I mean, because I'm a
softy for fucking animals, rodents, creatures, you know what I mean, like I'm soft, I feel
bad killing bugs.
I'm a bummer that I just I can't I feel bad you know I mean it's just you know
but that that little fuck over there he doesn't go outside he's if the door
opens he'll stay ten feet from the door but like he doesn't do nothing to help
Does he ever bring presents? Not often. Not often. So, sometimes he'll get a mouse, right?
It was like a month ago, me and the kids were outside and I was, I have to trim my driveway
because my driveway is like, it's crazy. It's long. But it bushes in, right? So every so
many weeks I have to go all the way down it and I trim it. Trim the trees so it doesn't
grow in and touch your vehicle, touch anybody's vehicles. So I take the kids with me and it's
Okay, we do that together so I'll trim and then the kids will pick it up and put it all on the golf cart
stacks and stacks and stacks of
branches leaves whatever right
Just mulch and
We'll take it to the back into the back of the property and we'll have a fire. We'll burn it all
So when we're burning it
Herschel's normally outside and he brought a mouse
And I'm like motherfucker
It's like okay, you know he got a mouse, but the mouse was he was in the views in the woods
He brought it out of the woods, and I'm like okay
So I make them drop it and the mouse is still alive right so what I'll do is I obviously with gloves
I'll like pick up the mouse and I'll bring the mouse somewhere else and I'll walk into the bush
And I'll put them down and then every like hour
I'll like come and check to see to see if it's alive or whatever and it is and they eventually get up and they
leave right
Which I you know my dad if you saw me do that he would be mad at me because I'm gonna come back and fuck your house up
But it's like how do you know that you know I mean I?
Haven't had a problem
With the house with mice at all since I moved here only once I almost got in the garage
And unfortunately the cat had to do its job to get rid of it because I could not I spent hours trying to trap it
And I could not fool this mouse, so I had the resort to
Letting the cat in the garage and it was pretty awful, but I ever since that I've never had an issue
Yeah, oh that poor mouse, bro. Oh, these cats are fucking awful what they do to these fucking things dude. Oh my god
It's what a what a death for these fucking mice, bro. Oh my god. They just torture them awful
Yeah, so yeah, I'm a softy chat. I I don't know like
Fuck mosquitoes fuck flies fuck things like that. You know, I mean, but like I see it if I'm cutting the grass chat
I'm on the lawnmower. I'm on the tractor. I'm cutting the grass. Okay, if I see a frog or a grasshopper I stop
So they have time to get out of the way
That's that that's how far I go, bro
Is that the same thing with spiders? Yeah, pretty much. Okay. Okay. If there's a spider in the house and it's the spy if it's a spider
I know that bites. I'm fuck. It's dead
Because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna pick it up, right? If they're gonna bite me
You're I'm gonna you're dead, right, but there are spiders that don't bite
I'll just I'll just grab it. I'll just grab the fucker and throw him outside
Because spiders are actually good. You know if they throw around the house sometimes and they have they web
I'll let them do their thing because they're not going to be there the one they're not going to be there that long and
To they keep the bugs that you don't want around out because they eat them I
Hate snakes well, I mean I don't hate them because we don't have any bad snakes here
You start with rats. No, no, I don't read. I've never seen a rat
But we have a lot of snakes
We had a snake that lived underneath, like I have this wooden step for a man door on
the garage.
And it had a snake that lived under there all summer.
And he just chilled like he would sit on the wood step when the sun, at a certain point
of the day, because they like to sit in the sun.
And when he sees me, he'd like go under the stairs, but I let him live there because like,
it's a garden snake.
They don't, they can't hurt you.
You know what I mean?
They're just, they're innocent, like they're pretty innocent, you know what I mean?
If they're like when they get big if they're like big I'll move them
But when they're like small little little babies, I let them stay
But I'll just pick them up chat. You just pick them up. They'll like bite you, right?
They'll try to bite you, but you know, it's nothing like they just grab on to you
But it's like you don't even feel it. You don't even know they're doing it. Yeah, I mean
Well, and most of the time they don't even ever bite
they just
Kind of like he said you and then this is actually funny too the other day
I was driving I was driving home, but I was taking the gravel roads as I was in a small town not not too too far from where we live
And it's faster just to take the dirt roads all the way there than to go on the highway and
I'm coming back and there's a fucking turtle walking across the road
And I'm like I have to like I could have went around them, but I'm like I
Know there's dickheads out there that will just fucking run them over right so I stopped and I got out
And I'm like I'm gonna grab the turtle and move him right and I didn't know cuz like I've moved turtles before
But I've never had a turtle hiss at me ever
This turtle hissed at me. I was like what the fuck I picked it up. It's like
I'm like Jesus the fuck I
Didn't know they hissed I
Have moved plenty of turtles. I've been around. I've never been hissed at by a turtle before bro
ever
A snapping turtle?
I don't know.
I don't know.
There's a fucking turtle.
I don't know.
I don't know the difference.
There's a fucking turtle on the road.
So I moved him.
Snapping turtle, green turtle,
red turtle, blue turtle.
Fucking, I don't know.
It's a turtle.
It's in a shell.
It's like when I see a fish like all kind of fishes that I'm like one more gills. I don't fucking fish
Ever wanted a dog no no
No, no, I've never wanted the dog and I know like Ali
Molly kind of does, but she doesn't at the same time.
I know my kids do, but we'll never get a dog chat.
I can't, okay, for those that have a dog,
those that have dogs in checks,
I know that, I bet you there's like over 1,000 people
that have a dog, it's a lot of work.
I don't have one and I know there are a lot of work.
And you guys can confirm that they are a lot of work.
It's like having a kid.
You gotta pay it, like it's not like having a cat.
It's totally, it's the total opposite of having a cat.
At least the cats, they don't,
they don't, they want you when they need something
like to go outside or, you know, refill my water dish pussy.
Like they're just, you know, you're just their bitch.
You know what I mean?
With the necessary shit.
But like dogs is like, bro, I can't, I can't.
Like I don't have time.
Um, you have heard of
Alvea, Alvea sanctuary, right?
It's an animal sanctuary in Austin, Texas.
They have 24, a 24 to seven Twitch channel.
It's really fucking cool.
You should check it out.
Oh, really?
I'll check that out.
I like stuff like that.
Oh shit.
It's pretty popular.
Everybody's like, yeah, W.
I live under a rock, that's why I don't know.
I live under a fucking rock jet.
That's why I have never heard of that.
Arrayland before?
Could go with Blau, I'll ask him to contact if you need.
I mean, if I ever go to, I mean, I'd like to go at some point,
But like, let me have to fly to Texas.
Now I'm far from Texas, bro.
It can't look, if I ever go to Texas
for whatever reason, I'm going there.
I absolutely will go there.
But like, I won't go just for that though.
Because it's really expensive for me to travel.
Do you know how much it cost me to go see Theo when he was living in Indiana?
Hogs flew from Florida to Indiana and I flew from Manitoba, Canada to Indiana, okay?
It costed Hogs $200.
It costed me $2,000.
over $2,000. Yeah, it's not cool to fly from where I live. It's not cool at all. Dude,
chat. That's why I'm not going to go to TwitchCon for a long time now because it's just so expensive,
man. And I got my wife and kids and stuff. Me and Ally go in. It's nice. I like to go
with places with Ally. But we got to think of our kids, too. Ally's family, my in-laws
live in Arizona, right? Alley's American, right? So my in-laws live in Arizona. So like when we go
to TwitchCon, it's a decision. Like we go to TwitchCon and we're going to go see our in-laws,
right? I'm not going to go see my in-laws and Alley's family so they can see the kids. It's more
important that it is more important for to take the family to go to Arizona than it is to go to
TwitchCon, you know what I mean? And it's expensive chat. We had to drive to Minneapolis because
Because last time when we went to Arizona, we went for a week or two weeks, whatever.
And it was a really good trip.
It was to fly from here, all four of us, to fly from here to Tucson, Arizona, it was like
over $6,000 for a round trip.
And I was like what the fuck like this is insane. I looked ever I looked on like I was using different sites
I was trying to do directly it was this
It was fucking stupid. I'm like I can't afford this I can't I can't afford this like this is to this is
That's insanity
So I'm like, okay
and
I'm like there's no way I'm gonna like not
go to lengths because like Ali needs to see your family. You know what I mean?
If you really get to see your family once a year, at best, you know what I mean?
There has to be something we can do here, right? So I looked on what happens if we
drive to the States and then fly out. So we drove to Minneapolis and flew
from there and it was like a little over two grand for all four of us.
Which okay, right, but we still had to drive to
Minneapolis which was eight hours, I think a little over eight hours
So we drove we left super early morning we drove to Minneapolis
and it flew
To Tucson from there, but the thing that's
The thing that sucks is the when you go home because when you go home
It's worse because you you fly first right you get up early you fly first. It's you have multiple flea
It's you have more than one flight a connecting flight whatever you get to Minneapolis
You're already tired your kids are bad right the kids like kids weren't bad
But like our youngest is bad because he's he's autistic and he doesn't do well with
Things that aren't part of his routine right that's for those that have children with autism
You understand where I'm coming from so for me now. It's tough. You know, it's it's tough. It's not as fault
It's tough. So you're tired, right? Bro that that that eight-hour drive home, dude. Holy fuck. I'm just like
and I want to stop like he's like maybe
Just go home and sleep a little bit, you know, or don't stop at a hotel and sleep. It's just like
You just want to go home, right? So
Straight home
That's part of it sucks, bro
Me now I used to drive there all the time we used to drive from Manitoba to Tucson all the time and
When it was when it was just me and her before we had kids and stuff like that and it was cool
You know, it's like a 30. It's like a 30-hour drive. It's supposed to be like 30 hours or some shit
I
made it from
On the way back, because of my situation, I had to get home for work, because we were
on a time crunch.
This was in the process of me and Ali getting her residency here, because when our oldest
was born, or no, it was when my youngest was born, he was like two weeks old.
Am I on the right track here?
Everything's such a blur.
Yeah, that's right. It was my youngest.
It was two weeks old and my lawyer told me that, like, hey, you have to go to Arizona to get these,
her fingerprinting done and get some sort of stamp on this document.
Because I was trying to get her, we were trying to get her her residency at the time.
And I'm like, what?
Like, can't we just like do fingerprinting here
and then get this all mailed, do all the rest of the mail?
Like, and they're like, no, because they want,
it all has to get done there.
This is what they want.
And I'm like, what?
Like, it's stupid.
And they're like, oh yeah.
And then here's your, it has to be done, like,
by the end of the week or something,
or yeah, by the end of the week.
It was like, like four or five days.
It was like, that was my timeframe, right?
But then my work was being shitty, and they're like,
I went to them and it was like a,
it was like Friday or some shit.
When I told them, I gotta go do this.
He was like, yeah, you better be at work on Monday.
And I'm like, what?
And he's like, yeah, you better be at work on Monday.
Okay.
And you can't fly with a two-week-old baby
because he doesn't have a fucking passport.
But they were like, okay, but you can drive over the border,
but the hospital has to write a document
verifying that this is your child.
And I'm like, what?
And then the hospital made me pay for it.
For them just to fucking write something up,
proving that it was so fucking stupid.
So I left work that evening.
I went to the hospital,
had to do all this stupid shit,
and they did it, had to pay for it.
And then we left the right away,
like we left immediately chat.
I drove, oh fuck, I drove to Arizona.
We did have to stop, because it was just,
we were so tired, we stopped on the way or some shit.
So it did take two days to get there.
We got there, we did everything we had to do.
And then I drove straight home.
Like when we left chat, I didn't stop.
Like it was so bad.
I drove from Arizona, like Tucson, Arizona
to Mantua, but Canada right through.
Cause I had to be at work.
It was terrible.
30 hour road trip?
No, cause if you don't stop, if you just stop for gas
and stop if you just stop for gas food whatever
uh... i think we got back in twenty one hours or twenty
something like that
maybe a little more it was somewhere on there
uh...
just fucking going and then
that was tough
that was tough
yeah
I don't want to do that again, bro.
Driving quick, I wasn't speeding or nothing.
But you cut a lot of time when you just drive.
And you stop if you've got to stop, you know what I mean?
So, oh, shit, uni with the raid.
Hi, uni, how are you?
Are you done already?
Oh, you probably got to go to work, huh?
Thank you for the raid, uni.
We're just talking about dumb shit right now.
She's sleepy?
I feel that.
I can relate.
Well.
So yeah.
Are you originally from Canada, or did you move there?
No, I was born here.
I was born here.
Listen, you don't move to Winnipeg by choice, OK?
unless you're Ali.
Guys, I'm telling you right now,
if I was born somewhere else, you think I'd shoot,
you think I'll be like, I have a desire to,
to, you think my family, I like, there's just no way, bro.
You just, you know, but you tend to stick to your roots,
right?
That's why I stayed, being able to have your family's here
and whatever, so, you know,
it's one of the cheaper places to live in Canada.
So, you know, why not, right?
You know what I've heard though, Chad?
You know what I've heard?
And I'd like to, like, I'm very curious to know if there is any, like, if there is anybody
here that lives in, like, Halifax.
Halifax is apparently, is a very beautiful place.
I know it's a very beautiful place, right?
It's on the east coast of Canada.
And I've had friends that have traveled there just to go to Halifax.
And I'm always being told that it's one of the safer places in Canada.
It's like you can walk around there in downtown 3 a.m. and it's not scary.
You're three hours away from Halifax and you love it there.
So if you don't mind me asking, is it expensive to live there compared to everywhere else
in Canada?
Because if there ever is a time that maybe me and Ali decide, I don't want to move because
I actually, I'm not going to lie, I hate Winnipeg, I fucking hate Winnipeg, but I don't live
I live outside of it, okay?
And actually, I love where we're at.
I actually very love our property.
I love where we live, okay?
It's good for our kids.
Like, it's just, I love it.
Ali, Ali, love it.
Like, we just, we all love it, right?
But like, if there ever was a time that we would move,
and it was, let's say it was in Canada,
I think Halifax would be...
It. You know what I mean?
Everything that I've heard of, I think Halifax would be it.
I
Every time I hear about Halifax, so Halifax is knit sorry to say really
No, not the UK. No, I want I want to see the UK fuck live in there bro. Hell no
It's expensive, but it's very safe.
I'll tell you this chat, it's, Manitoba's bad because combined with your provincial taxes and the federal taxes combined with both those taxes in 2020, like, and put it this way, chat.
The last sabbathon was a huge blessing in our lives.
The government took 51% of my earnings from that last sabbathon I did two years ago.
It took 51% of it.
It was pretty shitty.
It was pretty awful.
They can't do that to me now because I got a lawyer and I got things set up now that
because that tax bracket is fucking brutal. They can't do that to me now because things
are very different now. It was a very eye-opening time for me. But yeah, so now they can't do
that to me at all. Because I'm incorporated now, right? So it's different. But, you know,
it's fucked though, isn't it? Is that fucked? Is that crazy? Yeah, so I got a lawyer. I
I have a really good account now, I got a good lawyer.
I was like, guys, what do I do?
Help me.
And they were like, we got you.
This is the, they like, chat, literally did this.
I sat down with this lawyer.
And I said, I need you to talk to me like I'm five.
You need to speak to me as if you're
speaking to a five-year-old to make this make sense to me,
to help me learn how this works, because I am not
good with this shit.
And my lawyer was like, no problem.
Because I got a good lawyer to chat because it's like family
recommended.
You know, it's all family recommendations, whatever.
So they'll never fuck me over and stuff like that.
So I have a really good, I got good people.
So it's like, they're like, hey.
Because like, no, but when you tell it to people,
they don't want to do that because they feel like they're
disrespecting you.
I'm like, you can't disrespect me.
I know that I am not that intelligent.
I'm okay with this.
You've got to talk to me like I'm five.
You have to help me.
And then when I went and saw my accountant,
I got a different accountant.
And I'm like, I'm five years old.
Speak to me like this, help me.
And he's like, okay.
And then he learned why he has to speak to me that way.
Yeah, so now I'm okay. Now everything will be okay. The government's not gonna beat the
shit out of me this time. How do you feel about the time not changing anymore? What
would he mean? What do you mean the time not changing anymore? Are you saying daylight
Daylight savings time is, is, wait, that's, that's happening?
Wait, daylight savings is gone?
Manitoba isn't changing.
Really?
No, no, no, listen, no, no, okay. I'm before I say, oh my god, what like, you know, I'm checking this
Daylight savings still active the in Manitoba, Canada
Wait, daylight savings time is currently active year-round, as announced in the Manitoba
government news release. What this means? No time changes. Your clocks will not fall
back this November. Permanent zone. Manitoba stays on central daylight time permanently.
Public choice. The government series showed that most residents prefer lighter evenings
and no more clock shifts.
Oh.
I mean, okay, I very much enjoy
lighter evenings as well,
because like chatting this summertime,
it was crazy, because when Wepo and Theo were here,
we were sitting on the back deck,
and it was 10 at 10 p.m., and the sun was still up.
Like it was setting, right?
but it was still light.
And they were like, what the fuck is happening here?
And it's awesome.
It's beautiful to have brighter evenings
and it's good for the farmers.
A lot of my friends are farmers
and they have really enjoyed that too,
but I don't know how this affects them
with the mornings or anything, I don't know.
But I mean, I don't have any complaints
about this change at all either.
I never did like changing the clock at all. I thought that was annoying, too
But like it wasn't anything that I'd give a fuck about like it was annoying, but I didn't care that much I
Guess I'm more indifferent. I was more indifferent about it
Time changes hard on dairy farmers really
Daylight savings was made for farmers, though.
Yes, it was made for farmers.
That is correct.
I don't know.
I think the best people to ask about an opinion on it
would be farmers to be real,
because it was a farmer-related creation, right?
Like it was, that's the ones that should have all the say
in that, I guess, I don't, I don't know.
What do you tell people about your job?
Do you just tell people you play RP games for a living?
You know what, it's such a weird conversation to have.
I've been doing this for so many years
and I still don't know how to explain it
to a lot of people when they ask what I do.
It's like, I play video games for a living, right?
And it's just, I always get the same look like, what?
Right?
And it's just like, it's hard to explain.
Like, I stream, I'm a live streamer.
They were like, what?
Like, what do you do?
I pretend to be a clown, like, I don't, okay, I said online entertainment once before
chat and the old school people, I'm never, scarred me from ever saying that again because
they just resort to the weirdest fucking conclusion.
It's like, you guys are fucking, get your head out of the gutter, bro.
What is wrong with you people?
Yeah, they ever see a clip of Ninja on Family Feud?
Ninja?
Is that like the Fortnite guy?
He was on Family Feud?
Or is this a different guy?
I had to talk about editing GTA videos for my job review, and they thought it was so cool. Really?
JT, did you did you did you show them some of your edits?
Did you have to show them any of them? Because that's cool
Yeah, it helped me a lot get into my job. Oh, I'm so happy about that JT. I'm actually so happy to hear that JT. That's awesome. I
I don't know if they watched.
I'm sure they watched probably a portion, you know.
You just noticed the cat.
He's hanging on for dear life here.
Yeah.
I, you know what's crazy?
Every time I go back to my old job, not to like when I go and visit all the time because
Like the people, a lot of people I worked with, I'm still very much friends with and I miss them, right?
And they very much are vocal about how much they miss me, which is very nice, you know.
So I like to stop in there and I shoot the shit with them, whatever, right?
But there are people there that I do, like I used to work with, right?
That they're very negative when I left about this whole career that I took the risk on.
And they told me you're like they I always got to I'm a fucking dumbass and like this is not it's not gonna be sustainable whatever, right and
Now it's been so many years right and I still go back and they still say it and
They still say it and it's like guys. That's just be happy for can't you just be happy for somebody in your fucking life, dude? Like fuck
Goddamn
That's some fucking wild shit, bro
It seems to be working out tank. It's a bit of complete blessing and it's nothing but luck, you know
I mean and I understand how lucky I am right but like
What is this if you really think about is anything sustainable, right is anything really sustainable Eclipse
Thank you for the five gift. I appreciate it if you really think about is anything sustainable because like look child
I worked at that job for what eight years eight years and
It wasn't sustainable
It wasn't. Nothing is, right? Like, I was going to get, I was at risk of getting fired, not because my company wanted to fire me, because the, uh, the Apprenticeship Board, the Provincial Apprenticeship Board was breathing down my unions, the union that I was with his neck about my schooling, and I'm not good at school.
So I was okay at the job, and I was good at the company,
really liked me, and I was good there.
But they don't care about that.
The apprenticeship board doesn't give a fuck
about stuff like that.
They give a fuck about your apprenticeship, right?
Which is five year term.
So it's unacceptable to be in a five year apprenticeship
for eight years, you know what I mean?
That's not acceptable.
So they're like, if you go, you're gonna have to go
to school again, and if you fail again,
You're basically fired, right?
And I was like, oh.
So then I had a meeting with the union and they were like,
they're like, don't worry, dude, like go to school, but we're going to help you.
Like we have things to help you here because they want me to succeed too, right?
Because the company that I worked with was,
you know, they were hard on me, Chad.
They were hard on me like they they owned they owned me and they knew they owned me, right?
But they they good the foreman's that I worked with had a very good reviews, right?
So that was like a big saving grace. They're like will help you like you're gonna pass this time. You're gonna pass, right? I
Knew I wasn't gonna pass chat because like I know I like I just knew like he was just I
Just I knew I wasn't gonna make it. So I was like I have to do something. It's either I
I don't stream and I put I focus on school again or I just take a leap of faith
right but I had savings right and I talked to Ali and I'm like like I was
really good with my money we were very smart because we know what it's like to
be very poor right so like we were smart and I put money away all the time so I'm
I'm like, I can't afford not to work,
but still make what I'm making now and streaming,
because I'm streaming for fun at the time, right?
Just to see how it goes.
I'm like, so I could give this up here, try this,
and if I don't see anything good happening,
I'll just get another job.
And Allie was like, yeah, do it.
She's like, yeah, you should do it.
I'm like, fuck, our kids were small,
I'm like, fuck, fuck, you know, like, it was scary, bro.
But the one good thing, chat, the one good thing that I knew that I was, I always had
something to fall back on, even if it wasn't my old job, I could get, and this is not me
being cocky chat, the cocky chat, this is literally, this is just reality.
If you work from here down, right, just labor, you can get a job anywhere.
If you're okay with doing shitty jobs, shitty work, you can get a job anywhere.
That's always, people are always looking to hire people like that.
You know what I mean?
It's just, what do you want to do, right?
And sometimes if you get a point in life where it's like, I'll do it, I'll work anywhere.
It's one of those things, that's how I survived at the old job for eight years, because it's
like, if you can't pass school, if you can't work with this, if this is not going to help
you, you got to do everything else, right? And that's how I got by, right? It's just
like, okay, you got to, this is, this, this is your job, okay? This, they give you something,
okay? They're like, I don't even know, like, here, this is your job, okay? And then you
take this, and you're like, okay, I'm going to do this job, right? But I can't do it like
everybody else does it because I can't pass school because this part of me is failing me,
right? Because I can't learn certain things and I'm not good at math and I'm not good at this or
that, right? So it makes it harder. So then, Chad, then what you do is you're like, okay,
I'm going to do my job and then this job as well. You just keep picking up more things,
right, to make them happy. That's how I got by.
I just kept picking things up. I got two quick coffee cups, which I drank two
coffees today. Get over it.
Well, that's just how I got by, right? But it wasn't a bad thing, Chad. It was hard,
but it wasn't a bad thing because what I learned with that, it was a very good
learning lesson for me because it gave me some peace at mind, even though it was
awful in a sense that it was I was because it's a decision to give up on
yourself in a way right but it gave me that security knowing that I got through
that I found a way and I got through that that if this leap of faith was
streaming didn't work out I've been through so much in that last industry
that I know that I can go anywhere now and be okay
I can go get a job anywhere and I can be okay.
Because I would go back and do it again,
but I would just do it somewhere else, you know what I mean?
Because I've done it for multiple jobs
before that eight-year apprenticeship, so.
But it wasn't fun.
It wasn't fun.
I was never home.
I was always tired, you know what I mean?
I don't ever want to have to do it again.
But that's just the reality of life, right?
So, but I have a plan now, chat.
I do have a plan now because you have to sit here
and this is like to all streamers, right?
I'm not Valkyrie, right?
I'm not XQC, I'm not fucking, you know,
all these big streamers, right?
I'm not them, right?
I am very well aware of my situation here, chat.
Okay, that viewership is temporary for a lot of us, right?
And I know right now there's 4,900 people in stream.
And I'm like, it's so amazing to see that, right?
But I know it's temporary.
I know it's temporary because that's what streaming is.
That's just the reality of it, right?
You guys aren't always going to watch the same TV show
all the time, right?
People come, people go.
That's the reality of streaming, OK?
It's being grateful for what you have at the time.
at the realization that nothing lasts forever, right?
And when things go down, it's okay, like it's fine.
We just, yeah, we just went through that.
We just went through that, you know what I mean?
Like, if your ship was great in early 4.0,
we get all these arcs and then things get stale, right?
You can only do so much.
And then, you know, it gets, again,
you can still stay interesting and the people that stay
is the blessing that keeps us alive, right?
But you know, people do, it's tend to be like,
okay, you know, I'm gonna watch somebody else
because there's other things that go on
and people will, that's just the way,
it's like fucking any TV show you watch,
you're not gonna watch that,
you can have a thousand seasons,
but there becomes a point where you're like,
I stopped watching after season five, right?
Because you know, this is how it is, right?
Streaming is an amazing opportunity
And it's an amazing life.
It's a blessing to be able to do something like this
for a living.
But it's always good to have a backup plan, right?
And that's what I'm trying to do now.
I never want to quit.
I want to keep doing this forever, OK?
But I also need to make sure that I protect myself
at the same time, right?
So being smart with what you make, right?
Being smart with what you make is a big part of this too, right?
So I don't know, I want to like, I want to get into other things, like I want to get
into like rental properties and stuff like that, because, but I want to do it differently,
you know what I mean?
I've been talking to my dad about it, I want to do it with my dad, because I want my dad
to retire and like do this so he doesn't have to work like an animal anymore, because my
My dad is a, he's a man, man.
You know what I mean?
He's a man, man, but I want him to retire
and then work, I want to work together with him
and like try to get a rental properties, right?
But, but be fair.
You know what I mean?
But be fair because I don't want to have to,
I don't want to profit off of them, right?
Maybe my dad can profit off of him,
like he can help take care of it
and like manage that stuff.
But fight the, fight the, the, the running world right now.
Okay. And this is no disrespect to anybody
it does rental properties right now and you whatever you charge okay I'm not
shitting on you okay but I want to do something different because like I want
to rent out the people like I want to have it like keep the rent the bare
minimum the bare minimum so people can live comfortably and like we'll still
be okay we make enough to cover everything you need to cover right but
whoever's renting it can still live comfortably you know what I mean that's
That's what I want to do.
That's what I want to get into.
Finding good tendencies is hard, right?
People keep telling me, well, dude, you know,
what if you have a bad tenant, right?
I get that, right?
And so there's a risk with everything you do, right?
But I want to try that.
That's like something I've always thought about doing
and want to try because I know what the economy is like
and I know how hard it is for people.
I got friends chat that can't get a house,
that can't get a mortgage, right?
and they got to resort to rent.
And then they tell me what the renting cost is
and I'm like, what do you mean you're paying this much?
It's fucking crazy.
That's something I kinda wanna get into, right?
But it's just, I can't do it alone.
I do need help and I want my dad's help, right?
Because I wanna help my dad.
If my dad helps me, I can help him at the same time, right?
It's just kinda like one of those things.
So, I don't know, that's what I want to do.
And I know I can get another property easily, you know, it's just, everything's so expensive
to you right now, right?
So, that's like, I don't know, I got a good criss-core 2 chat, I got, my criss-core is
like, last time I checked it was like, the high-notch, like, the 900s, which is like,
I'm like, oh, fuck.
Really, like, what the fuck?
That's good.
Yeah, but that's because my dad chat,
my dad is the biggest reason why my credit score is good.
Because my dad made sure I wasn't stupid
with money and stuff like that.
He was very, very strict on me.
Like to the point that he would threaten me,
like, if you do this, this, and this,
because of this, this, and this,
I'm going to fucking kill you.
Like, he would threaten me.
And I was like, yes, sir.
Yes, yes, sir.
I understand, sir.
I have the will to live.
I'm glad my dad was a dick, you know what I mean?
And stuff like that.
My dad was a huge W with that grown-up.
He did it for my own good, you know?
Merch idea, my therapist knows about chattercups.
Oh, chat. That is definitely something we should do.
We should go over merch ideas, huh?
I have to get the ball rolling on that.
And I'm going to pay, I'm going to commission this too.
Because you guys have been, this sabbathone has went in a direction I didn't think it was going to go.
I'm like you guys I'm telling you right now. I am
Every time I look at the sub count I'm like how the fuck are we here?
So I'm going to spread the love here because I could do it on my own, but like I
am busy and
There are a lot of artists in the community that like
There are there's so many artists in the community chat that like do such good work and
And I want to commission some artists to like do different things.
So I'm going to be reaching out to some artists and I'm going to like see if they're interested and I'll work with some artists in the community to help make art and I will pay them.
I'll commission them to make some designs so we can sell on the, so we can sell.
That's kind of my plan right now.
I'm going to try to budget this out to see what I can do, but that's kind of my goal right now.
Because I think that would be way more interesting and fun.
And when you do that, Chad, you all know just as much as I do. When we do that, you get designs.
Like, you see the design tells you the whole story because the artists are drawing things from the heart.
heart. You know what I'm talking about? Because they understand. And they can tell that they
tell the whole story with their talent. You know what I mean? That's the part that I fucking love
about it. Oh, bro. Oh, that's why I love the artist, bro. Shout out to all the community artists,
bro. You guys are such an important piece of what we do. Very important piece of what we do.
Editors do. Don't get me wrong. Editors, I save all your things, and I'm in love with it.
All right? I'm not neglecting you.
A mask would probably go like hotcakes. Well, that's going to be a tough one.
That's a tough one. But right now, it's just more clothing and stuff like that.
that the site that I got seems to be pretty good.
It was recommended to me by Nikita and Wepo and stuff like that, and they use them.
I'm trying to go with somebody that's going to handle everything, right?
Like, we do the design and put the designs up, but whatever company we go with,
they handle the shipping, all that headache and stuff, right?
issues you guys go through them and whatever right so yeah so when it comes
to designs I would love ideas we're gonna go over that stuff chat I'm gonna
make a discord channel we can we can get some ideas in there you say hey here's a
design idea right for art this is what we would want on something right and I
I can go through that and I can see what my options are and
Then I can work with some artists and be like hey like you want any of these really you know what I mean like I don't know
That's that that's what I've been planning chat
That's what I've been planning
So yeah
There's a lot that I want to
that I want to do, chat.
I want to stream forever, chat, I do.
There's other things that I need to get into
to protect myself from, you know,
I want my family to be okay.
I want to be okay.
I want my family to live okay.
Like my family, my household, but my parents do.
And I know I have a, if I want to do that,
I have more responsibility to take on.
And this sub-a-thon is like a big part of that.
That's why I'm like, this is another reason why I do it.
I don't do this just to like, I want to make money,
like a lot of money, like it's a lot bigger than that.
You know what I mean?
Like I want to like do good with it.
You know, like I want to do good with it.
I want to make a difference like for my family.
So like when you have an opportunity to do something
like that, why wouldn't you?
You know what I mean?
Why wouldn't you?
So like, I don't know.
Well, based on my family's history chat
what they went through and like what my what my grandparents went through what
my dad went through it's just like I have an opportunity here to do something
right so it's like I got I want to do something and I have an autistic child and
that is scary too because when you get old what do you do like I know he'll be
okay he's be doing good he's doing really good wait it's just it's just
something you see here and you think,
like, I mean, I talk about all the time,
like, what do you think is going to happen?
Like, when you get older, like,
like, what's it going to look like?
And how do we set him up to make sure that, you know,
he's, it's a normal thing, right?
Even if you don't have an autistic kid,
like you worry about your kids, right?
That's just, it's just instinct, right?
But it's like, this is like a sign,
Like this, what's happened in life chat,
I take it as a sign.
Like, I'm not crazy religious or anything like that, right?
But it's just like, is this like God telling me,
like giving me a chance?
Like this is your opportunity to like,
like I'm helping you, you know what I mean?
Like it's just something like that, you know what I mean?
This is your chance to like do good with this, you know?
Like that's what I'm like, that's like how I think, right?
So like, I don't know.
I don't know.
That's how I take these things, yeah.
That's exactly, that's just how I take these things.
I think about this stuff a lot to my head all the time.
Just one of those things.
I enjoy being autistic just saying hey listen I'm autistic too okay I'm autistic too but
you just like me you know there's different levels of it right it hits us all differently
I am very well autistic. I know that. But I grew up in a time where I don't know if you did, but I grew up in a time where it was not recognized.
You know what I mean? I'm sure there's a lot of people here that actually probably went through that that you know you probably you've been diagnosed with autism late.
because you grew up like me in a time that they didn't recognize that stuff.
Right? That was like, now it's totally different.
Now it's like, they got things for that everywhere.
It's incredible how much stuff they have, even though it's so hard to get into programs,
get help. It's there, right?
When I was a kid, it was like, no.
I was just called stupid, you know what I mean, which was fucked up, right?
It is fucked up, but that's just how it was, right?
Which is like fucked.
I've had teachers call me stupid, you know, like stupid shit like that, right?
But I've had, like, my parents didn't want to tell me because my parents didn't want to admit that they had a child that was different, you know?
you know, wasn't like on the ball, right? So like, it was just like, guys, like, you know,
you know, that, like, that's not right. You know what I mean? Like, I don't hate them for, but it's
just, it wasn't right, right? And they didn't, they never told me, they never admitted it. I found
that on my own. I got, like, I found that on my own. And I told the story before, I found, my mom
was cleaning out her closet. This was before I moved out. And I got home from work and
I was just talking to her, but she was in it. She was like she was cleaning out her closet
She was going through a bunch of shit and I remember I was just I just looked down and she was talking
I looked down and I saw my name on this fucking binder. I'm like I just picked it up and I opened it and I'm like
The fuck is this and she took it away from me and she did not want to talk about it
After a while finally I got it out that when she was drunk
what it was, right? And I'm like, mom, like, you know, that things could have been different,
you know, growing up if you accepted this, you know what I mean? I had social work. I don't know
what you call them, but like, people would come over when I was a kid, and they would like,
do activities with me to like evaluate me and stuff like that. Like that happened. That was what
that was, right? And then when I was in school in the early days, I would have a somebody
would come and take me out of class to do reading and just small activities and they
would take notes and stuff like that. When I was a kid, you don't think much of it. You
don't know what what that is. You just think that's normal, right? And tell you get a little
bit older. Why am I the only one getting pulled out of class, right? That happened to me like
crazy, right? But I never questioned it. I to myself, I did but I never said nothing,
right? And then I kind of just let it go. This is just because it's so normal. I just
It just became so normal that I was you just
That's your life, right?
Then you get older and you're like wait a minute
Wait, wait a minute. What the fuck?
Yeah, I like there's a lot of people here saying Joe same. Hey guys
We in this together we in this together y'all
I get you oh man we're not yet you're not alone we're all in this together there's a
lot of us dude at the time we thought we were alone where we really weren't yeah yeah yeah
Like I got I got like and I have no issues talking about stuff like this because like it's it's nothing wrong with it
Like it's I can't do school like I can't read well
I can't I
Can't spell I can't read like I can't that stuff I can't learn and I try like I've gotten tutors
I've gotten help like I said I I there was a point in my life chat where I was
Dedicated because I was like I want to be able to do this shit and I just couldn't there's something in here that I can't
I just can't focus, right?
I can't do it.
And it's okay to be okay with that, you know what I mean?
Cause there's nothing wrong with it, right?
You just, it's just a different way of
getting through your day, right?
That's why it's like being a streamer,
like when you're like reading chat,
like I can read chat, but like there's certain people
that say things, I don't understand.
When we're at the chat, like playing chat a box is perfect
because sometimes, not all the time,
But like sometimes people will say something Chad bucks like I don't know what you're talking about
Streamer doesn't matter
Streamer doesn't know what they're talking about sometimes. So it's like this is cool. That's just that's a good excuse to ask
Because I don't know what the fuck there's talking about
What does that word mean dude you got to explain this to me?
Yeah, I don't give a fuck like you just did is what it is dude
It is what it is life, bro
We all life hits us all differently and we know we just we get through it the way we get through it
It is what it is
Maybe have ADHD oh absolutely do oh I got ADHD bro for sure I got a bunch of different things going on bro
for sure
You're dyslexic.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody learns differently, right?
Like chat.
Like put it this way.
High school chat.
High school?
I struggled, bro.
I struggled in high school.
I had such a hard time, man.
High school was probably the most stressful time of my whole life.
I liked it because I got to see my friends and stuff like that and get the hang of it.
But class, dude, I dreaded it, because I had such a hard time.
But I did not have a hard time in power mechanics, right?
No, I had a hard time in power mechanics, but I didn't at the same time.
Power mechanics chat was a class that was like, you go to class, and it was an hour long, right?
So for 30 minutes, you're doing theory.
So you sit in the classroom for 30 minutes, and then the next 30 minutes is practical.
Practical so you like it's all hands-on I suffered with theory, and I did good in the shop
Because I learned I like I learned a lot better by just doing it right like I
Would just do it and my paramount catch teacher was really good because that he knew like he was he was a dick to chat
He was so old-school like he was one of those teachers you see him like on those older like 90s movies
When you go to school and you're you that one teacher
He's a fucking hard-ass and you like he's like he looks like he'll just beat the shit out of you
That was my power mechanics teacher
Fucking guy only a little bit of hair on the side of his head outside of his head
He was he she sit there and like he would just be like this all the time
And like he beat the woman doing theory he would talk he would talk he wouldn't talk to you
He would talk at you right he would talk at you and he was a no bullshit teacher
You you coughed when he was talking get the fuck out like he'd like get the fuck out
He'd be so mad like he was no, but you don't fuck with this guy like he was he failed you
He doesn't get he doesn't he does not care about you. You don't listen you fail like he was that chat
I'm telling you right now. He's my favorite teacher
My favorite teacher I've ever had in my entire life
My favorite teacher I
Was scared of him right
But he was so no bullshit, but he was a good teacher like it's it's weird to say like yeah, you hate teachers like that
But he was
How do I explain it chat like?
like how do I explain this like there it's like he put it this way one time
class ended and I was struggling right and he didn't give a fuck like you know
if you're if you're not gonna learn you're not gonna learn he was like hey
stay here he's like Jagger stay here I'm like oh fuck I'm like oh man I'm dead
I was like, what did I do?
And he sat down with me, and he's like, we were learning how to use micrometers.
And it's like measuring with micrometers.
And then when you do a measurement with micrometers, there's a lot of math involved after you have
to sit down and do some math right now.
I could not grasp the concept.
And he goes, what's going on with this, man?
I'm like, I don't even know what to say, right?
And he's like, chat.
He's straight up said to me, he goes, you got issues, huh?
I'm like, uh, what?
He goes, he's like, it's okay, man.
He goes, you can't learn like this because you can't.
Like I can see that you can't.
He goes, I see you looking what we're doing because he watches.
He goes, I can see you looking at what we're doing.
Because I know you're paying attention, you're trying, but I can see something when I look
at you that you don't click like everybody else clicks.
And I'm like, I'm just stunned, like I'm not saying anything.
And he goes every day after class, you're staying here because we have a window before
the next one comes in, you're staying here.
and lunch time you're coming back
and you're sitting in here every lunch.
Because if you do that, you're gonna get through this class.
And I'm like, okay, so I did that chat, I did that,
and he sat there with me every day,
and he taught me how to use a micrometer,
and he taught me how to do the math,
but not just sitting there saying it.
He took me into the shop, and we did it together,
And we did it again and again and again and again.
And I fucked up again and again and again.
And it was okay.
We just kept doing it and doing it and doing it.
And then I clicked.
It just clicked.
I got it.
And he goes, now when you do this on your exam
you're gonna get through it.
But he goes, I know how you click now.
He goes, you're gonna forget if you don't,
he goes, you don't do this for a month
you're gonna forget again.
He's like, I can guarantee it.
So he goes, you just have to keep doing it now.
He goes, everything I'm going to teach you now,
you have to keep coming in here,
and you're going to keep doing it.
Because he goes, because you're going to forget?
And I'm like, what the fuck?
And he was right.
Because chat, like I kept doing it,
I got through that class, I did.
There was a lot of things I did good on,
but like stuff like that,
the theory stuff that he was trying to teach me,
I had to keep doing it.
is after high school chat you think i could pick up a micrometer now and do
it i couldn't
i i i i don't remember
i'd have to go through those steps again
he saw me you know i mean i could cry talking about this guy chat
because
he was like
he made me rethink to the whole like
wait teachers are in shit because like
it wasn't just to get me out of there
He actually wanted to like help me do it on my own
and not just push me out of it, just to get rid of me.
You know what I mean?
He wanted me to do it.
Right?
He made me realize that it's okay to not be like everybody
else, he made me realize that that's okay.
And it's okay to learn differently
and it's okay to take a lot longer
and have to do it way more than everybody else
grasp it there's nothing wrong with it but at the end of the day to show you
that you could you you could do it but you just need somebody there to see you
in the way that you need to get through it right and he did that he did that an
old 60 year old motherfucker chat he was like it he was like in his early 60s
Hard hard hard ass teacher that would cuss at us
He would cuss at us
You know he got he was threatening us like he was he was fucking a hard ass, bro
He did not he didn't like kids. He didn't even like kids, bro. You could tell
But he he but he was real
He was a real like because he sees kids that were from what they are
We're all a bunch of fucking assholes high schoolers chat. You we were all in high school
We're fucking we're dickheads, you know, I mean a lot of most of us are dickheads, you know
But he had the ability to see through that shit with people that need that
That's a that's that's the breed of a man that like
Or just a breed of a human that you don't see too often right
I'd like to say his name, Chad. I'd like to say his name, but I probably shouldn't.
I always wonder how he's doing to this day, but yeah.
Yeah, I know he retired like two years after I graduated.
So I went back a year after and to talk to him.
And it was like the first time I ever seen him smile.
That wasn't his student anymore, you know what I mean?
It was like the first time.
I wasn't a student anymore.
So he smiled at me.
I was like, wow.
Because I never seen him smile the whole time, but I was in high school, Jen, never, you
know.
So it's like, what the fuck?
It's weird.
But he retired two years later.
You know he told me too when I was in there he goes
You know I don't want to do this shit no more
I'm sick of this shit
And I'm like I laughed about it and he was he quit he stopped he didn't retire
He went and got a different job somewhere else, but you know, he won't kid
Yeah, I
Wish had someone that
And third support me when I was younger.
I'm happy to hear others had that support.
Yeah, for that one class, I had that support for sure.
For sure.
Because in high school, there was teachers
that were meant to work with kids like myself at the time.
And he wasn't.
He was just a with, you know, I like to call it
the gen pop of high school, right?
That's what I like to call it.
He wasn't involved with that kind of learning development
area, right?
But in certain classes, you get Yuri with GenPop, right?
And he helped me.
He was a good man, dude.
He was a good man.
I'm having a hard time since I moved with my nine year old. They don't have a special needs school setting for her.
You know what, chat? This is where I'm going to give you guys your flowers again, because we, me and Ali, were facing that same problem before we moved here.
Because where we lived before, the school division there was fucking terrible.
We were, my youngest was about to start kindergarten, and we went down there for a meeting and stuff like that, and they were awful.
They didn't give a fuck about him. They were just, their attitude was, what do you want us to do?
And I'm like, what do you mean? What the fuck are you talking about? What do you want you to do?
They're like, well, he can come to school for one hour a day and you have to stay here.
He can't take the bus.
He can only be for an hour and then you have to take him out of here.
I beg your fucking pardon.
That's going to be the norm.
That's ridiculous.
You know what I mean?
Just to get him registered chat, they're like, yeah, we'll mail you the registration
and they never did.
So I went down there and I was mad as fuck,
but I started the conversation calm.
I was like, I'm here for the registration,
school starting soon, whatever.
They're like, oh no, no, we'll call you or whatever, right?
And I'm like, what the fuck do you mean you'll call me?
I'm like, just give me the registration.
Like, give me the, what the fuck?
And they're like, no, no, no, I'm like, no,
I'm not playing phone tag anymore.
It was just something like,
because they didn't want to deal with them.
They didn't want to deal with them.
And it's just without saying it,
They just didn't want to deal with it, which is fucked up.
And we didn't live in the city chat.
We live out of town.
We don't have any other options, right?
So you guys, you guys, Valkyrie coming into our lives
changed everything.
It put us in a situation that we were able to move.
God bless Valkyrie.
So we moved here.
Safer place, better house, amazing place.
It's just, it's a blessing where we ended up.
But the school division chat, oh, my God,
we went down there a little bit worried, right?
Cause you know, we went down there a little bit worried
and they told us, they said,
if you guys got nothing to worry about,
absolutely he'll be okay.
Bring him, we want to see him, we want to meet him.
So they did, they met him and they said there's,
They say, he's perfectly, he's gonna love school, he's gonna love it here.
Yes, he's good, and we're like, okay, well, how long can he be here for?
They said, what do you mean, all day?
They're like, he's gonna be fine, he'll be in good hands, don't worry about it.
They have two classes, two big classrooms dedicated for kids like him, right?
And like, me and Ally were like fighting tears, bro,
like, with relief, bro.
Like, that's like the relief, right?
So we were like, oh my God.
And he, chat, since he started going to that school,
he has, he's like,
he's like, it's like a flower blossoming, you know,
in the spring, you know, like that's,
he just, he changed, you know?
because he's like, I can't even explain it dude.
Like as a, when you see your kids doing well chat,
oh my God.
What it does to you, like oh my God dude.
Like before he started school, he didn't talk.
Like he didn't want to talk, you know,
like he didn't like communication.
Like he started to look at us more
and like he communicated with crying and pointing, right?
That was him.
Now he tells us things, right?
And that's because of school, right?
It's like, we obviously mean Ali have a hand in that,
right?
Because we talk to him.
We explain things.
We try to, like, you know.
But school chat, like, he goes to school and he comes home.
And sometimes he says things.
And we're like, what did you, wait, hold on, what?
Yeah, first time he said, like, we gave him shit for something.
I can't remember what he did.
We were like, hey, don't do that.
And he went, oh, I'm sorry.
I mean, now they were like, let me look at each other.
Like, whoa, did you tell us sorry?
The hell?
What?
You know, it's little things like that, guys.
That's like, that school is helping with, right?
Because they're on him.
They're with him all day, and they're talking to him,
and they're saying things repeatedly, repeatedly over.
They're helping us because it's hard, right?
But with us, Chad, when your child is comfortable with you,
right, sometimes there's a barrier
because he doesn't care sometimes
what you have to say because he's comfortable, right?
He's very comfortable.
He's just whatever, mom, dad, whatever, you know?
That's normal.
But now he's at school and he's working with different people.
He pays more attention to them and he watches them, right?
Because you get interested in different people.
So they listen.
And they pick things up that they won't want to pick up
from mom and dad.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, they're curious.
So he's socializing while doing different activities
with different people all day.
But they make it fun for them.
It is a very like
Thank God that he ended up there
Thank God
Yeah
Yep
Okay, anyway, I'm gonna stop being such a sap. I gotta stop being such a fucking sap.
It's role play time y'all. It is role play time y'all.
W YAP.
Hold on, let me...
Oh, yeah chat talk to our con today
You know he said to me he said that
Because I told him that
Valo was fucking garbage
and he said well
He explained what's counter strike was to him. Okay, he said I'm trying to find it here. He said
Counter strike I'm like a lost kid in Walmart
That's how he describes counter striking as a lost kid in Walmart.
So I told him that Valo to me was like burning in hell.
Yeah, but I reached out to him today obviously to talk shit about the whole Valo thing because
Ray invited me to that. I was like, I can't believe they played that game for that long, but um, then we talked about, uh,
because it's very important about the whole like
Twitter
shit
uh
And yeah, so
Uh, because of myself and Ray do that and I know Ray does that with him because it's very important that streamers communicate with each other while
These wild things are happening
Uh, so it was, it was good.
It was good.
And then I also begged him not to promise character, but, you know, he has
conditions that bastard.
I don't think that motherfucker realizes chat how important, uh, Barrick is to the
server health, uh, because, um, let's be real.
The way he plays barric is
Not many people do that consistently the way he does it and it's important to have somebody like that to teach others to
roleplay like that
You know what I mean? Like it's
It's fuck bro
If he
Dude, I'll be so fucking sad if you promise from this arc man because like you can't get rid of that bro fuck
You better fucking not.
Why would he do that? Well, he has permit conditions, right? Like, I have permit conditions.
I know he has permit conditions, right? A lot of people have permit conditions, right?
But like, mine are super unlikely, Chad. My permit conditions are like, very strict, right?
right and like it's like oh it would be like a what I can't believe it like
that that's how far away from hitting it it is like it's a huge safety net over
it right we don't know it like and we don't know his right and obviously he's
not gonna say it which he shouldn't but like fuck him bro can you tell me the
conditions I can't I'm not talking about you guys you guys probably already know
All my conditions, you guys probably have put two and two together.
It's not hard to put it together after things go on, right, like it's...
You basically said that yesterday, yeah, Yuri, I basically did, but like chat.
I do not want to perma the character, I do not want to, and I made them very specific
protect the character. Okay. But playing with a little bit of risk is fun. It is fun.
Stakes not really like not not not really like it's it's nice. There's really not that high of stakes yet like
It is risk one second
That 50 get wait, hold on oh what the fuck
Taz with 50 gift I'm so sorry Taz. I didn't notice bro. I've been yapping my
ass off. I'm sorry dude. Thank you dude. I've been yapping my ass up Taz. Always
generous around here bro. Thank you so much.
That is a lot of subs dude. Thank you. I really appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you.
What day are we on? What day of the sub-ethon is this? You guys can see the title. I even
changed it and I already forgot what day it is. 12? 13? Oh, it's 14. So, we're on day
14. Look at the sub-count, guys. I started the sub-ethon at what? I don't even remember
how many subs we started with.
What?
This is fucking crazy.
It was 2000 and something.
And the sub count's 14,100 now.
It's fucking nuts.
Yo, Jinja, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thank you very much, appreciate that.
Thank you.
I love how much your follower count has grown me too me too. I love how well YouTube is doing to chat
YouTube is doing
Wow, it's doing really well
The Vaughn channel is doing great the main content channel is doing great the clip channel is doing great
Everything is just really, really, really nice right now.
It's a blessing, bro.
Chattacups gifted 10.
Chattacups, give it a 10 bomb.
Of course, your name is that.
Thank you for the 10 gift.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Hey, Chattie, will you do something special?
If Sub gets to 17,000, okay, one, I hope it doesn't.
Okay, because I'm not greedy and I want some fun to end at some point
But if it if there's that fucking crazy world where it did
Obviously, I anything past like past 15. I have to I have to do things past 15 chat. I have to
17k but I don't know what I don't know what
to do, you know what I mean?
I have so many, obviously I have so many goals.
There's a lot of goals to do here, Chet,
that I haven't done at all, right?
But obviously I know you guys understand that, you know,
doing goals right now is tough because we have,
there's a lot of role play that we need to take care of
because we're a side character in Valkyrie's arc, right?
And I want to make sure we do good on that for her,
you know, because we, I want this to be,
I want to make sure I do my job on this and do a good job for this because this is for
her character right now and I'm nervous a little bit to not perform well and sub-goals
get in the way of that.
Obviously right?
Obviously this arc is going to end.
It's going to end.
And then we're going to go crazy with our sub-goals.
We're going to have a lot of time on this clock chat where we're going to get these sub-goals
done.
Obviously, if even the time runs out, we're still going to do our sub-itals, right?
Yeah, but like another thing to chat is with this ARC, people get so pissed off at like,
why is this person doing this?
Why is this person doing that?
I don't understand this.
I don't understand that.
Okay, let me tell you something.
If you're wondering why, if you're not understanding things, that means we're doing the right thing.
That means Ray is doing her job and that means everybody else is doing their jobs because you're not supposed to know everything.
You're supposed to have questions. You're not supposed to understand everything because if you did, what are you watching?
Right? Not everything makes sense. It's not supposed to.
Things need to unravel right things are going to conflict you're going to think of things saying well
Like the biggest thing I keep seeing is I don't understand the debt thing. You're not supposed to
That is something that has to get worked on you're not supposed to understand that
It would be stupid if you did
Now, and the thing, this is the part that I like, because I live this, oh my god the
arc is going so fast with the fuck.
I know exactly how that feels.
And I don't blame Ray for being nervous and panicky about it because I get it.
But I also understand from based on first experience that it's actually not going too
fast at all.
Certain things move around, right?
And then it feels like you don't have any power when you really, you actually do have
all the power.
Because this is what I did, Chad.
This is what I did to control it.
I lied.
I lied.
You have to change things.
Your story, when you plan something,
it never goes the way you plan it.
Ever.
You know, the idea could, it still happens, right?
But like, the specific plans never work out.
They'll always change.
And you have to be like, okay,
and bounce off the changes, right?
You just keep doing that, right?
But you still have the power, because you lie.
You lie to people you talk to in the game, right?
It's all improv.
You just lie.
You put people in wrong directions, right?
And then you create problems in different areas to attract attention, so things expand.
But still bringing more people in and causing more issues and speeding these things up but slowing these things down.
But your whole goal for that arc is still there in your palm, right?
It's still there.
So it doesn't really matter what everything else is happening and what people do.
You roll with things and you go, but that entire goal is right here.
And whenever you want to let it go, Ray has that power just to be like, to drop it on everybody.
Now, the Rama Squammy thing, too funny not to do.
somebody had to do it
We went there to go and do it
Eric is there
Immediate idea. I can I can create I can smash these two two ideas from two separate arcs going on together. I
Can do that right because it's going to create
Drama it's going to create shit right so we did it right it came together right now
You go in interrogation
Why did chatterbox just spill?
Right? Why did chatterbox tell everyone, air out the laundry, right?
As some people were saying, right?
And this is a message to the ones that are saying, why is chatterbox dumping Raymond's laundry out?
It's his laundry too. Just so don't forget that. It's his laundry too. God damn it.
But what that does is it gets people aware
and it gets people yapping, talking, conspiring,
stirring, right?
And Ken, as much attention brings to her,
it's still bringing attention in different spots, right?
It's different things to talk about.
It's different phone calls.
It's different issues.
It's different drama.
Even though it's still connected,
some people don't connect that.
Some people, it's gossip in other areas, right?
That creates more for other people and thickens the plot,
right?
So talking is good, right?
Talking is good, but what you say is key, right?
You give crumbs, right?
You give crumbs, but when it comes to the main thing
that's the problem, that's where you shh.
Her job is limit who you say, limit what you say, if everybody else that knows is going
to yapp about it, right?
That's how it works.
Remember the Jaguar check.
Remember the Jaguar.
We know this from experience.
I learned how, I was learning how that worked.
Why things coming back and changing and happening and things I thought was getting fucked up,
They weren't because you just you got a role with what hits you
But you also got to like
When if something rolls to you you roll it you don't roll it right back you just roll it somewhere else
You just fucking so they got to chase it again. I
Don't know I'm not good at explaining things chat. That's just the way my brain works. Okay. That's the best way I can explain this shit
Okay.
Okay, chat, new sub goal if it's okay with Leslie make a new foods family member.
No, I won't do that and play for a day please choose the month is still available.
I'm not going to be that guy, Chad.
I don't, I don't, I can't, I won't be good for that.
I think, I think that's something, I don't want to ask, that's something Leslie, if she
wanted that she would ask people to do it.
You know what I mean?
She would ask, even though it's me, I don't want to go and ask because that's still awkward
Because they should be like now like sometimes I make that sometimes makes people feel like obligable, you know
I guess yeah, like I don't want to that's her thing dude. That's I
I guess I got it's not a bad question, right? It's not a bad idea, right?
But it's not something I'm gonna do
Hannah with the big 50 the big 50 gifted. Thank you so much. Holy shit. Thank you
That is crazy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you Joey. Thank you for the 15 as well. That's a lot. Thank you
I very much appreciate you guys. Thank you. I
Really appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you
So yeah, okay, listen
I'm going to get that discord channel set up
I'm gonna get that discord channel set up
We're gonna go over the merch stuff
We're gonna get ideas
So I can start getting my so I can start reaching out to a few different people with ideas of say
Hey, what do you like do you want like just to get projects going so I can commission?
To share the love here because
That's that's the way I want to do it we will have half a half mask merch. Yes, that's going to happen
Guaranteed there's no way that's not happening
There's gonna be a variety of things. I'm gonna try to get done
So the half mascara is over chat, unfortunately.
I wish I could have kept going, but it's gone.
So we're going to do a merge drop with half mask.
So I think that would be appropriate at this time.
Dumbles, we should do, I think, but we'll see.
I'll get a Discord channel going, Chad.
Everybody can put their ideas in there.
But when I ask for ideas, Chad, I'm not saying, hey, we should get, like, like,
I don't know, like, when I'm asking for ideas, I'm talking about design.
What kind of a design, what kind of image do you want?
Chatabox doing this, a quote, with a quote, what they're doing, like be descriptive, right?
So an artist can look at that and be like, okay, I'm taking this descriptive idea and
And then they're going to cook on it and make it whatever they can vision, right?
Because I like when our, because the artist can look at it and then have creative freedom
with it.
I love that.
Now, also another channel that we're going to do, by the way, if you're not in the Discord,
because that's where this is going to happen, it's going to be in the Discord, the exclamation
point Discord.
You can join the Discord.
The channel's not, I didn't make the channel yet, but I'll make the channel for it and
I'll put a little rule thing in there of how to go about it.
The tattoo as well.
Now, when I talk about the tattoo idea chat,
because we hit the tattoo goal, and I'm
going to reach out to the exact same artist.
Now, I want to give her love here, too.
I'm going to pull up her account.
I pull up her account.
You can't join the discord?
Why not?
Um, enable?
I wonder why.
I wonder why.
The link broken?
Oh my, Lunar, how the fuck are you so quick?
Cat that's the link right there
That's the link
They did the tattoo I'm gonna get you
I'm going to get you the exact tattoo. It's in here somewhere. The date was done and I'm
going to go back there to get whatever we add to it because we hit that sub goal. So mumbles
in a tree, you know, we'll get a bunch of stuff every day and we'll do another channel
that you guys can join and say chat a box tattoo idea to match this tattoo to put Easter eggs in there.
This is what this is our idea and I'll get the artist to cook on it because she cooked and it's in here somewhere.
I know I'm close.
I know I'm close.
Oh, here it is. I found it. I found it. I found it. Can I share this? Copy link. Okay.
This is the tattoo. This is a direct link to the tattoo. This was the day that it was
done. Just under 7.5 hours. Yeah, that's right. We sat there for 7, just under 7.5 hours.
She did this entire thing in just under 7.5 hours. Isn't that wild?
I'll give you guys a new Discord link too if you guys want.
My arm was so inflamed, oh my god, oh red.
It's the shading, bro.
It's the, it's the, it's the shading that, that, that, that sucked, bro.
The tattoo was fine.
It didn't really hurt.
It was just a little bit around the wrist a little bit, but the shading was, was, that
was annoying, bro.
You did a good job, bro.
Not crazy?
Yeah, this was what?
March 19th, 2025, chat.
And the trusted dad jeans was worn.
That's right.
Tucked in shirt and all, chat.
Tucked in shirt and all.
All right, get over it.
Yeah, man. Yeah, manic noodle chat. Yeah, manic noodle art was the one that did. She did the mock up. She's like, this is the idea. So I took Maddox mock up. And I went there and I said, I was like, I was like, listen, Kaylee, do this. Can you do something like this? And she looked at it.
she's like, exactly like this.
And I'm like, no, no, no, I'm like, this is the idea.
Can you do something like this?
You just look at this, because I understand how artists were
like, because you guys taught me like the artists taught me
like, just have creative freedom.
Let them have creative freedom, and they'll make something.
They'll just, and she's like, OK, if you don't care,
I'm just going to do something.
I'm like done.
I'm like done, fucking just do it.
And she did it.
And she did good, bro.
She did good.
Fuck the shading though, chat.
Fuck the shading.
That part was annoying, bro.
But so now what we're gonna do is
just try to get Easter eggs, right?
So in the existing tattoo,
try to see if she can add Easter eggs in there, like just small little details, right?
And you guys can help decide what to put in there.
Mumbles being in a tree with a camera or something, mumble somewhere with a camera is absolutely
getting in there, right?
Yeah.
But I'm going to try to put more, whatever you guys want.
How are you going to determine which clowns make it?
How I'm going to determine this is the ideas.
It's basically based on your ideas, right?
If you say this, doing this, and it's a good idea, I'm doing it.
The best ideas, bro.
Yeah.
You guys just dropped so many likes on that already, holy fuck.
Yeah, show the post some love, chat, show the post some love.
I'll link it one more time if y'all want.
That's the link.
Yeah.
Uh, I'll get you guys a link, uh, cuz I, you ever keep saying the Discord's link is,
I guess it is broken sometimes.
I don't fucking know.
I'm not smart with this shit.
So I'll just make it another link that I'll just put in chat right now.
Invite to server.
Invite link.
As far as after, I don't know, never.
Enter a new link.
Happy.
Okay.
Hello. Okay, try this link.
Does that one work?
Yeah, it works? Okay.
Good. Very good.
Very good.
There is a Minecraft server chat that is hosted.
If you guys are fans of Minecraft, we do have a Minecraft server that is hosted from the
Discord.
I'm sure one of the mods can give you guys the IP.
If anybody wants it, just add, you know.
We have TLD, oh yeah, there's stream TLDRs
because we have a wicked TLDR team.
It's pinned in the Discord.
Oh my god, so many ads. I feel so bad about that. Oh my god. I know. I know it's fucking
dumb. I know it's dumb. Okay. I'm gonna update this chat and I gotta shut up. I know. I gotta
I need to get on RP chat.
I know, I need to get on RP.
I need to get on there.
Put this on.
That's not it.
What's that?
Okay.
Now, properties, there we go, chat 14 days in the sub-a-thon, it took 14 days for you
guys to do this.
What the fuck?
That's insanity.
I'm blessed, you guys, blessed.
Thank you.
I only have one more goal, like a what?
I am excited though, Chad, if we do hit that last goal, I am very excited because I really
I do really, really want to see the UK and being able to afford to actually go there would be a
I've always wanted to see it and I why why you want to see the UK dude just
I'm from Winnipeg
Okay, I'm from I live that I have to see Winnipeg all the time chat. Come on
If you've seen Winnipeg you'd be like do it. I I understand you you'd be like Jagger. I understand you
I understand you, man.
The only problem is about the UK's are the Canadian dollars really bad chat to like
because it's the UK's with the pound.
So like one dollar Canadian.
It it costs two two pounds.
So like it's double it's so fucked.
So if I go buy something for like 20 bucks, it's 40 bucks.
I was like, what?
Yeah, the Canadian dollar is not good.
Dunn is not doing well.
Yo, out of curiosity, was visiting LA for the Streamer Awards weird,
given how similar it is to Los Santos?
No, not really.
Like, I, I, I just thought, I just thought I was uncomfortable.
I will admit I was very uncomfortable because I don't, I'm not used to places
like LA it's like it's just a it's a zoo of people you just gooed Winnipeg and it
looks beautiful it's not I promise you it's not it is it is not it it's not
but it
What the fuck was I talking about?
Oh yeah, LA, it's just a zoo of people and I don't, I don't, am I used to that?
It's like, yeah, I think Winnipeg has like what, a total population of like 800,000 people?
I think?
850,000 people estimated living in the surrounding area of Winnipeg.
So when I go to places like LA, dude, it's like, what the fuck is this?
It's just too many people.
There's more people in the state of California than there is in the entire country of Canada
chat.
Let that sink in.
Like, it's weird.
I find it weird.
I'm not used to that.
I'm a country boy.
I grew up in a town of like maybe 100 people.
It's just, you know, like, it's weird.
But you want to go to London, England?
Yeah.
going to LA I'm going there to do things like I had like the streamer awards right and I was so
I was so grateful to be there chat me and I it was a it was a wicked experience
but I was out of place I was not I didn't belong in there you know what I mean I did not belong
in there there was people in their chat that were living it up they were like there was
It was there was just buzzing in there and I was like I
Shouldn't be here
It was a cool experience, but I don't belong I didn't belong in there
But like
It was a cool experience it was really cool to see I was really grateful to be able to have the opportunity to see it right
but I would never go to something like that like if I got nominated again I
would go I would absolutely go okay because that I would owe you guys that
but not being nominated like I couldn't I couldn't go I like even if they're
like yeah you can go like you know you for free if it was all expenses paid
If they had like, you know all this stuff, I wouldn't go
Cuz I don't belong in that environment. It's not me. I mean, I don't belong in there
I wear flannel and I tuck it into my fucking shirt, cat. I wear flannel and I tuck it into my fucking shirt
Or tuck it into my pants. I can't even talk I
Tuck my shirt into my pants
Fuck.
Not gonna lie, I didn't even catch it, you said that?
Hey, hey.
Look out with London style there.
I don't know what that means.
What does that mean?
Catabox, Chris Jericho and Kenny Omaga are from Winnipeg.
Chris Jericho is a, he's, yeah, Chris Jericho is extremely famous here.
I know he's so famous here.
I can't remember. Didn't he get into some hot water?
I don't really follow shit like that, but I can't remember if something bad happened to him.
If he was turned out to be a bad guy, I can't remember.
No guns, only knives. I always see that.
I always see that, it was crazy just the other day I was going through social media and I
see it was a, when you go to London and it was like a sword chopping up a fucking, a
dummy like a fake person, you know, just an animation and I'm like, is it that bad there?
What the fuck?
That was Chris Benoit on that Jericho.
I know about the Ben Maw stuff and that shit was really fucked up
I'm talking
Now a lot of knife crime that's like here too Winnipeg is like machete central all these people got people run around with machetes
grow what the fuck you mean to this guy got a machete like what scary dude I live
in London for six years not really an issue
that just depends where you are on place from time it's everywhere is bad chat
everywhere is bad I guess.
One place I never really hear bad things is Switzerland.
Which is another place that would be a cool place to visit.
Isn't Winnipeg the murder capital of Canada? No, it's not anymore.
Thunder Bay is the murder capital now.
Thunder Bay, Ontario is the murder capital of Canada.
I think Winnipeg is number three or
Most murders or some shit fuck
Everybody talks shit about with the food in the UK to I'd say this right now. I bet you all like it. I
Bet you I like it
And I hope I can convince you to go with us
And I still have to beg Ali to go with me because I'm not I don't want to go by myself
I'm why I didn't go with me so bad
UK breakfast suck
Don't say that I bet you it's not that bad you should get you should get pub food
I want to go to a real British pub
So bad
There's a sausage and mash place that sells different sausages and different mash options.
Hey, listen, I got some mods that live in the UK.
Chazzy
Nah
Right, right
They'll they'll put they'll direct me in a good spot right guys
Right
You guys a little guys will make sure that it you'll tell me where to go, right?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Now, hey guys, hey, what's a good spot?
And then Nat's gonna be like,
go down this street and try this place,
and then I get robbed.
And then Chad's like, don't worry, don't worry, bruv.
Try this, go here, or come pick me up
and we'll go here, and then I get robbed.
You know what, Chattabucks? Why don't you and Ally and all you guys come meet us here?
I remember we all go, Elm gets beaten up, Elm gets jumped, we just watch. You know,
You never know what will happen.
You never know.
Okay.
Can you show us your tattoo, please?
Just drop the Instagram link with it, okay?
I don't want to just chat a box right there and is this the or p no it's not I don't
got guns everywhere bro what do you mean dude a theo stream is this he's talking
he's talking out here while he's talking click click click click click click
click because he's loading a magazine as he's streaming that's a theo stream
bro tell me i'm wrong go ahead try me go ahead anyway i got the hint okay i get the
hint i get the hint time for me to fucking rp okay i get it
You know what we should do actually chat
You know what we should do one time in this sub-a-thon at least at the bare minimum
Hold on
Hold on hold on here
Hold on here.
One second.
One second.
We're doing this.
Okay.
We're going to do.
We're going to do this.
Boom.
The viewer bot is strong here.
Are you one of those bots?
Are you one of those bots?
Exclamation point play.
Let's go, chat.
Let's go.
A thousand viewers can get into this.
a thousand. You don't got to download nothing. You all you got to do in chat was type exclamation
point play and then you win here. Let's hit it chat. Let's get this shit going.
Oh shit almost 700 viewers love it come on guys
Okay, where's my marble song? I always play this one song. Um, which one was it?
Hmm over here
All right, we're almost there
Come on guys, 60 more VRs, let's go!
Exclamation point play
There it is.
We're full.
We're full.
Oh, I'm in there.
Oh, I'm in there.
All right
Here we go
Oh my god there's a bunch of people DNFing.
Oh my god Nat, you're in third place? What the fuck?
Oh shit!
Yo, Scott's winning, bro.
yo scott? scott's marble just took a massive lead in one!
there it is! there's your top ten! there's your top ten bro!
dang!
One more, one more, LG or what?
Okay, one more.
Scott.
Congratulations, Beth.
Where's my marble?
This bullshit
It's bullshit dude, okay, hold on wait wait, don't don't don't do play yet
Okay, LG! Alright, when I get this going, this is LG!
2,000 members or what can we do that you think it'll work
go wait don't go yet wait but wait wait wait wait now okay now do it now do it
Now do it, now do it, X place the point, play, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, LG, this is LG!
Okay, Max 1000, then let me do 2000.
Let's get it guys.
I
Hey to the fucking beer that came in here and said wow look at all these bots
Yeah, get shit on pal
Get shit on
891 come on guys a little over a hundred more beers let's go exclamation point play
here it goes 50 more 50 more beers
Here it goes.
Running out of slots.
You don't have to download anything.
It's just chat, expression point, play, and then you have to do nothing.
And now we just hit the big 1,000. It's full.
All right, guys.
Good luck.
Here it goes.
Oh man where's my marble I don't see it
See you, Yuri. See you later.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Wait Monday, oh
My god Monday
They're gaining on you. Oh
Sorry bear
Oh, okay, oh my god, sorry everyone who's the top ten
Yo, Monday was so close to winning that, that is insane.
Fairfable god second, Monday didn't make it.
No way!
Oh, you just DNF'd?
I DNF'd.
Oh my god.
Hey, Dort! Nice DNF!
Wow!
Wow, GGs.
Hey, Sarbear, you have anything you want to say?
Is there anything you want to say to the people?
Get smoked?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Let them know.
Fable, second place, you have anything you want to say?
Anything you want to tell the people?
No?
Nothing?
All right, all right, all right.
What did, what was here?
Curry, what did Curry say?
Yo!
Ha ha ha!
Hawkeye?
Six place, not bad, not bad at all.
Carmen okay you playing you've been playing I got 10th whoa oh KGV Gigi
Oh, Fable said, Defabot.
Oh, Zach, what do you have to say, bro?
Okay, all right, whatever.
Wait, Ally was in this?
Wait, Ally joined?
Ally, what do you have to say to the people?
Come on, Holly.
She had 36 place.
Have no words.
Thanks.
Yeah, thanks, appreciate that.
Have no words.
And guys, I'm just going to show you this.
Chazzy here, 87th place, um, um, um, um, and then, um, M said, uh, oh, I'm all, okay,
but I saw, what was the first DNF I saw, way, way, way down here, okay?
We're gonna play our piano. Okay, it's okay. We're gonna play.
Uh, how do I kind of close this fucking game? Oh, okay.
Okay, that was fun.
I haven't done marbles in a while, chat.
All right, GTA.
I haven't done marbles in a minute.
You missed it.
Yeah, I missed it, Lunar.
Okay, give me a minute, I'm going to say hi to my kids, I'm going to say hi to my children,
Yeah, be.
While I'm gone, lurkers, everybody,
it's time for a radio check.
Get to it.
Show the VOD viewers that you're here.
Because they can't be, unfortunately.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
All right, I'm back.
All right.
That's still one of my favorite clips is Happy's dumbass dude when he was spying.
Oh my god.
I
Where is it here?
Sickest three times more protein than the leading yogurt. Hey, I gotta take this off and that off
Oh, dude, it was oh my god
I'm in Clownito, right?
I said, what, you're not in Clown-
Happy!
You're not in Clownito!
You're literally in the most-
Did you follow her?
In that car?
Yeah, what's wrong with me?
Happy!
Happy, they saw that car following!
They're gonna know!
Nah, man, I was driving real, like,
uh, cool in the function of the cop car.
You know what she did? There's no way she knew.
It's possible.
You're so dumb, dude.
Thank you, you know what I mean?
You know, I would like, please do it again.
Thank you.
Not it.
Yeah, and I'm in the blue car.
Just press her.
You're in a blue car?
Yeah.
Oh, shoot.
Yeah.
Right here.
Yeah, I'm just going to cross the street from you.
Oh, you don't say.
You don't say.
I never would have guessed.
I'm happy.
You're a hawk gun.
Stop hawking the horn.
Oh, OK.
You're going to give us away.
She's happy driveway.
Just drive away.
Just drive away from me.
You blew my cover.
Fuck.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, I'm outta here, Meaghan.
Well, hey, look.
If you do it, he'll be here again, following, and not a clown car, alright?
Not a clown car.
I don't want to.
You were just gonna shi-
Nah, I'm fine with that.
I like, new things.
Oh, I got this, a workout class.
What the?
You're gonna be out at the fun house for a little bit.
They're, uh, now, they're, and there's no red dots.
I saw something.
There's my car on me.
What?
There's, like, fuck, there's like-
I'm getting pulled over.
Oh shit.
And then we see him again.
He f***ed up.
I am.
And when he drove by MRPD,
and he was spying again, there was, oh my god dude.
I
You're pulled over are you pull over still?
Yeah, what did you do I
Was like stalled in the middle of the two lanes waiting for a light, but what was that turning late?
Okay, so the car wasn't sure oh
Hey, man, give me a break here. It's a little hot. I'm trying to get down, you know, yeah
It's like the end of summer sometimes. It's the hottest of the nights and then he was like happy just you know next time
Decide where you want to go. I was like, yeah, that's fair. Okay, so what do you do now? Okay? I'm glad it's fair
me
Probably I'm gonna get some gas real quick. Where?
I was the one in Grape City. Oh, you're a station. It's like a secret. Oh
It's like a secret cop
gas refuel station
you f**k up secret comfort
so are you on your way to gripsy right now?
yeah, yeah, i'm gonna go to gripsy
i'm gonna get some gas
maybe uh, somewhere on the rangers
because we've got like a couple
that i've seen
okay, so yeah
he's so f**king tough
so you're on the highway right now
i mean, yeah, i'm on the highway
You just cruise in you know nice cool 70
He goes yeah, cuz he's slowly driving by her car. There's only a couple of lines. There's only a couple of
Gets by it. Yeah, so there's only a couple I've seen
Yeah, yeah, I'm on the high ones doing a nice cool 70
What a guy
What a guy
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Valid reaction.
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I don't know what luck he was picking up on you behind the camera, but I don't know
back but hey hey get the hell away from me so I have to I have an excuse over
here actually
I'm glad to see you out of prison.
You're glad to see me out of prison, huh?
Joe glad that you are out of prison because let me tell you it was sad to see you in there.
Really?
It was sad.
You know there's a debate in an hour, right?
Really?
Really? Where's the debate? Where's it happening at, man? Where's the debate at?
Are you allowed to go? It's in Vinewood Bowl.
Of course I can go. Of course I can.
You're so freakin' bad, huh?
Mr. R- Mr. Ramos Kwame?
What?
Nothing.
Yeah, I didn't-
I'll see you at the ball.
You wouldn't dare you don't have it in you
Ember get a gun and meet me at the vine with bull
For beef
Sorry, B.
Fuck.
I
Also
I am awake I'm checking in because Haley Maxwell is
I don't know how to contact her, so I'm letting somebody know.
She's on the phone with me.
Well, she was on the phone with me.
There she goes.
Hey, hey, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Check it in, check it in.
Two, two, Vivek Ramosquami is trying to instigate me
to shoot up the next debate.
And I said no, but he's trying to.
He keeps chasing me down.
Are you both getting a recording,
or maybe, see if you can record him saying something?
Wait, hopefully they're coming with that.
Hold on, I got this, I got this. Chatterbox quiet down.
David Knowles is speaking.
Put me on the cover as I'm back up for chatterbox.
I'll wear a mic and I won't say anything so I'm not entrapping him
and I'll just be there to record the conversation in public place.
What you think, connector?
Oh yeah, do it now!
Okay, alright.
You need to make sure you don't put her in danger though, okay?
If they ask who she is.
The fact just texted me, just saw Childbox, he said he will be bringing to the debate, question mark, question mark, question mark.
Oh, wow! Where the hell this is winding up, huh?
Okay, so, okay, so, Chatterbox, own back, and tell him that you want to meet with him regarding that, and then we're gonna bring him with you, right?
Okay, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Oh, well, do you have Chatterbox's phone number?
I'll go on the lending list, I'll go on the lending list, right now.
Okay, all right, perfect.
Okay, I'm gonna flash.
I'm in the limelight, I'm good.
He's busy in a bottle, he's vulnerable, he's vulnerable, he's vulnerable.
I don't mean any harm, I actually have come to a conclusion.
What was it?
Well, the cops betrayed me.
I have an idea that I want to talk to Rama Swami about so you guys just let me know when he's available
Oh
I think I should go to the other side
to the other side
Okay
That was mean to start clown.
Oh
Are you still on your bender chatterbox?
I'm sorry.
Oh, he was just...
No.
Security is all important.
Hold on.
Hey, Kirk.
What?
This is Sammy Cooper. I go postal.
Oh, Sandy, I'm on your cover right now.
I thought you were... Sandy, you're back!
It's me, Cooper.
You got me in the wrong box?
Sandy, say please. Give me two minutes.
I'm working with the cops right now.
Okay, I promise.
Okay, see you in an hour!
What the-
Look out!
Oh my God, I hung up with you saying go puzzle.
Here.
You, I heard, and then somebody else,
well, you guys ruined my life,
and then the cops backstabbed me.
What?
So, I wanna get my get back,
I wanna get my get back,
You got you all this
You all this
What?
Fucking rat. Hey, I heard that you shot a perp. Is that true?
Yeah, I did. Don't Timo you do not need
No Timo you don't need right now. Oh
They're making a you're making a you're making a bad example of yourself chatter
Uh, so, uh, I think the bad example is what I did, right? Isn't it?
Yes, you should be putting fucking bars, you were great.
I was so sorry.
Trying to shoot me and shooting all these people of Los Santos, it's insane, you got off so easy.
You want me to do it again?
Hell no, I-
Super terrorized now because of you.
Shut up, vampire!
You vampire, you vampire!
Ugh, you are so Team Jacob.
What's that mean?
What's that mean?
You're Team Jacob.
We're Team Edward.
Look at the way you vampire.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
What's happening?
Well, I, I gotta tell you the truth.
What?
Maybe there's a place.
Kirkles met the meeting with us.
Okay.
I have a videotape of a stage in the whole thing.
Okay, a stage in what? I don't even know what you're talking about.
You know what? I'll give it to you.
And I won't give it to you until you see the trial.
On one condition.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Okay, well, I'll see you in court then.
What?
You're confused.
So confused.
You gotta party me, man!
I love Naomi. I'm voting Naomi.
I'm gonna shoot Naomi!
Did you hear that?
From the squammy!
You will not forget you, Tensama.
I just shot a bunch of people.
After I get what you asked about the year, I panicked and I was going to shoot in the
air.
I just closed my eyes and I just kept going until the end.
I didn't ask you, first of all, to shoot you.
I mean, you told me, I forgot.
Oh, no, I did not.
Okay, well, I just am confused by it all.
That's okay.
The court case is gonna be really fun.
I'm so drunk.
Cause my life is sucks.
You're going to the debate, catty?
Maybe I might.
I'm gonna be at trial, though,
when they take you to court, buddy.
All right, well, that's the cleaning.
Get your ass over here.
Lilith might be the only one that goes to jail, though.
don't be it I'm gonna kill you you're gonna what nothing I heard that didn't
think so coward what what you say to me what you say to me box you're a cow you're
I'm a coward.
I'm a coward! Me!
Yep.
I'm gonna...
Oh, I'm gonna...
What's going on? I just got a bunch of deals.
I bought some matching swimsuits. What's going on?
There's this guy right here.
What's going on there, Dunny boy?
This guy!
What are you doing?
I'm just walking my merry way.
Is he drunk?
The clown is drunk and insulting
and retting up there.
Hi, Teddy!
Where are you?
I need you to come to the burger shop right now
and smoke Ramasquami!
Right now!
What, do you want to smoke Ramasquami?
Kill him!
Hey, I'm on my way!
Who are you?
Hey, it's all good.
Ramasquami!
Ramasquami!
I'm gonna tell you this one time and one time all the you call me you call me that again
What I'm
I'm gonna snitch
What do you mean about what? Oh what?
You're threatened to kill him again. Yeah, what do you mean friend? Oh
Oh you're going to kill him!
No, fake killing him the first time!
What do you mean?
I'm fighting!
Fighting!
Fighting!
Fighting!
Fighting!
Fighting!
You're gonna kick him!
You're drunk Chatterbox!
Look at you!
The kiss of death!
The kiss of death!
Remember that thing?
That's why I don't remember what you're even talking about!
I was just giving my speech!
How many times did you rewind?
How many times did you rewind?
I don't remember!
It's just not a game.
How many times did you rewatch his speech to remember all these things?
I didn't, they won't let me rewatch anything.
He's just like educating me with a quarter of something.
Hello? Hello?
You're a coward for shooting all those people and I...
You literally can't lie to a woman because she's a coward.
I'm a what?
You're a chatterbox.
I'm not a coward!
You're a coward! You're a coward!
You're a coward! You shot a bunch of innocent lives and you don't deserve anything. You should be back in prison.
Yep.
I hate this guy.
I hate this guy.
I'm just doing your standard bail check and whatever it is. You're out. You failed to notify us, man.
Oh, I think...
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
In the Alarm it goes to Chetty.
They're baiting me, but not saying anything at the same time.
And he has a security guard in the bushes with a gun.
Old lady?
What do you want, Carla? What do you want?
Old lady.
You see what I'm gonna do with this call-out? We're gonna call this off.
Kirk is really mad at you.
She's enjoying a shit show.
Kirk is mad at me.
For what?
You call him and ask him!
Oh my god.
I bought you a matching onesie.
I'm trying to stop!
He's at the front! He's at the front door!
What the heck?
if you would have answered your phone you would have realized that I went
shopping and got tons and tons of fucking deals
yeah yeah yeah just like you're... you know how hot it is is is yeah actually fun fact check
your f*** off baby boy Donnie's been busy you have to go there
I don't know where you want your f***ing truck in the I transferred to garage bro hop in
What are you talking about?
I need a minute, but I need a minute, Donny! One second!
I wanna know what's going on over here!
Then let's fucking eat these drops. Stop being such a fucking prisc-pants, come on.
Come on, Chetty.
If you're nosy, come on.
Guess what, guys? Can't you see there's something really important happening right there, Donny?
Look!
Yeah, so let's go- let's go-
I think he's trapped there.
No, no, no, no, no, I can't be- I can't be near him, otherwise it's a violation of my bail.
Yeah, I'll go and I'll spread the gossip.
Okay?
Get away from me! Right now!
What?
Stay away from me! You can't be near me right now!
So, it's a freedom of Los Angeles, I can walk over the fuck over.
You lied to me, you said you were the mayor and you lied.
I am the mayor, I am the goddamn mayor.
You're not the mayor, you are not the mayor.
I am the mayor, prove it, prove it.
Okay, show me your office.
I just made it.
You've been running out of keys.
You lost your keys?
Yeah.
We're building a ballroom in the city hall right now, so it's under construction.
You're building a ballroom. Yes, it's gonna be the best ballroom Los Angeles has ever seen
Okay, so you're so you're telling me you're telling me you're the mayor you're building a ballroom
So you can pardon me right now
So I can what you could you have the power to pardon me?
Yes, I can party
You know like you know like
If I win this reelection I mean God knows what decisions I'm gonna make but you're just gonna have to stay tuned
Because here's the thing if I don't win the chance goes down to zero and I got damn that would stink for everybody
Okay
Hmm mayor and name only so serious, you know
What was that me?
Told me I was the mayor but didn't tell anybody else so I am the people people's mayor right now
The papers may have so you have all the papers, but you're telling me you're powerful
Here's the thing chatterbox you see the mayor as someone who pulls the
But here's what I believe. I believe in the artistry of mayorship. Each sentence, one stroke on a canvas, and I'm out here making art while you're here groveling alcohol on your breath, asking me the question.
So do you feel like you are the one in power chatterbox? Because let me tell you the answer. The answer's no.
OOOOOOOH!
I CAN'T STAND THIS GUY!
I think Mike dropped.
CLEAR.
CLEAR.
CLEAR.
CLEAR.
CLEAR.
CLEAR.
Maybe half arabesque, they might help you
I'm southed in France
How?
You're a king!
A king? Where are you?
I'm... I'm going to the left, I'm going to the left
Oh my god
So how's life being...
Oh my god
You... you just spilt on my...
I'm gonna get a knife!
Oh no, security in the left
Are you security of this burger shop?
One took me to the security on pavement and only security inside.
Why can't I help you?
No, no, no, I'm just joking, I'm just curious.
Why do you think it's funny?
No, it's not funny, it's not funny.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
I'm First Lady down.
First Lady down.
you need to talk about the mayor go out with the mayor go yeah oh um that's an
invention you're being a meanie pie and I've been doing nothing but try fucking
support you hold up I just got a drunk in the parking lot
I hope it's just a- I don't have my investigation going on.
Can I hear you, Raina?
I'm gonna fuck off now.
You! You need to figure shit out!
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? This is, uh...
I don't know, do I have a time to decide?
That's- that's Raina. That's Raina. No, I don't got a bad name.
I'm pressing charges!
Raina, do you have a time to decide?
On what?
Amber!
Yeah!
Hey! A security guy! You! Crimson Chin!
Hey!
Oh, gotta go.
Oh, thank you.
You took too long.
You took way too long.
What opportunity did he get instead of buttocks?
You got here way after.
Just, just call him and ask him to speak again. Say you're confused.
And then ask him to clean so that there's no record.
No, he won't do that. Now he's like, oh, I don't know what you're talking about. You're crazy.
And then he's like, you're a coward, though, because you won't come back. He's trying to instigate me.
Now he knows. Now I know someone, so he's covering his tracks.
No, that's fine. Just call him. Put him on love speaker and say,
hey, I'm confused. Can you run it by me again?
He's not on the landing list!
Uh, I think I have his name.
Yeah, I'll send this to you.
No, just tell it to me. Just read it to me.
Please do.
Uh...
four seven five eight five nine three three three three three three three three three three three three one three
He's on the phone
Well, even if I call him now he's not gonna say anything yet
What we're gonna the only way that we get hold on
Into the mountains
Are you called yes promise
You're confusing me, okay? I'm not ever saying you're not the mayor. You're saying you are the mayor
I need to know if you're the mayor or not right now and no lying honesty
What do you mean don't lie
I am the mayor and name only that's exactly right
You're the mayor you know me know
What does that mean?
I hear your name, please. Me, no. Me, no.
Ow!
I'm not going to this debate.
I'm not going, because you're just going to stand up there with my,
put my face on again, aren't you?
Um, you're not going to the debate?
No. I'm a what?
I'm thinking what, I didn't think you would.
Well, I'm sure, man.
Because you'd be safer for you, wouldn't it?
I just don't think you have it in you to go to the debate.
It's fine. If you want to stay, that's fine.
That's fine.
No I don't have it in me!
Because I don't wanna go to jail!
You don't!
Because Howard, you're a coward.
It's fine.
You want my pleasure?
Because you're a coward.
You're scared of repercussions.
I thought you were a goddamn clown.
I am a clown!
And you're going to have to make us just scared!
Little chatterbox!
I'm not scared of you!
What am I?!
How would that make me a coward if I don't go? How would that make me a coward?
Are you stupid or do you have to go back to prison?
Break. Put yourself out there, John.
Repercussions of what?
Repercussions of what? Okay? I'm not doing nothing.
Alright, we'll see about that. Sometimes I feel like you just can't help yourself.
I hope you're so.
Ahhhh!
Oppo! He's French-mating me!
That's not enough.
How am I supposed to get anything, okay?
I can't get anything!
I don't want my...
Ahhhh!
I'm gonna have to...
What if I call Carla?
Who the hell is she was involved?
She was involved!
She was involved!
Let's go!
Can we go into the house?
Can we go into the house so people can-
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
I could call the-
The service call me as well.
And I can't get him to, like,
press anything.
I've been in security car before and I can't you would just you're attacking
She can come in the crawler
Okay, Carla didn't answer I'm gonna try Lilith
I'm not, I'm not calling.
Okay.
What you gonna do?
Okay, what am I doing?
Is you're gonna call Rama Squami.
You're gonna tell him you can't spend the rest of your life.
You don't have the guts to do it.
And we'll see if he spans.
I'm not gonna do not ask him
Expand I'll not just say you don't have the guts and we'll see if he expands cuz I I can't we can't ask him
To say the thing you know does that make sense? Yeah, but I think it but if I call him again, he's really gonna know
We have to let this open we gotta let it simmer
Okay, so what's your plan?
What's the debate?
I don't have a gun on you, do you?
Yuck!
No!
The debate?
In like 30 minutes.
Oh, yuck.
Oh, jeez.
I don't think he's going to say anything now.
I really don't think no matter what I do, he's not going to say anything.
I have a good idea.
Oh, really?
I was gonna look at him in front of you, and then I'm gonna tell you right now that is
not going to work.
He's too smart.
I'll just say I want you to see you in jail, or I don't want anyone to know I put you in
jail.
Yeah, I'm just standing here.
He left with you and me standing together, and I call him, and now you're just gonna
call him.
Yeah, that's not gonna be possible!
Yeah, Opal. I think we're yuck out of luck here.
He's too smart, Opal.
We just might be. We just might be.
But that's fine. Just do not do anything at the debate. You got me?
Should I just not go?
Probably the best, you know, course of action.
Yes, he's going to rage bait me. He might rage bait me again.
I don't think I'm just going to ride with you guys until the boot happens, and once he sees you get out of there, we'll see what happens. I'll just take you guys until then.
You think he'll call me if I don't show up?
Probably.
Is that bad if he does that? Would that be good in my case?
It could be. I'm not sure. I, you know, I don't have too many details.
Where's my plea agreement, Opal? Where's my plea agreement?
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not involved in that.
Oh, oh, you're not involved in that. You're involved in this, but you're not involved in this.
There's a big picture here.
My life is on the line because of this sack of yuck.
your life's on the line you're looking at 15 years come on that's not your life
that's like brutal that's like one six of your life that's like one six of your
life come on man you just want to go I'll never get back
well maybe you should have thought about that before you you know for what
Pew pew pew pew
He was so convincing!
No man, just uh, let's just go right around. I'll uh...
Not around! I don't have a car! I don't have anything!
All I do is stand here because anytime I go somewhere, people try to get me arrested!
Yeah, I've only got a few though.
I don't have a- I don't have a- I can't drive because I don't want a car!
I can't get a car because I've got no money!
I can't get no money because I can't get hold down a job!
I can't hold it down the job because I can't get places, because I got no money for a car.
I can't give a- drive a car if it was given to me, because I got no license.
I can't get a license because I don't know how to drive. You know, it's just a cycle.
How about I have to take my car license hopeless?
Oh, for the-
I mean, I- I-
Oh, stop it!
I mean, I only have two seats.
This might work.
This is my winner. Put it on my speaker.
My speaker. My speaker. My speaker.
Hello?
Hi, what do you want?
Okay, I see you.
Um, you called me twice.
Yeah, I did call you twice because Tessa brought up a good point.
And...
Well, I mean, I mean, it's not...
You be the judge.
Okay, you be the judge of this.
Okay? Listen, listen, Carla, listen.
They're trying to give me 15 years for what happened, right?
And then, you know, we had that agreement.
You don't have to throw you under the bus, right?
But what if?
What if you help me a little bit, Carla?
You know, you just throw me a little bit of a bone here
that we just yuck over one person
that, you know, that was involved
in the whole planning thing at that place, right?
And then I make sure you get up scot-free, scot-free.
How could I ever trust you with anything ever again?
They don't even have to put the slightest bit of fucking pressure, they don't even have to turn up the heat, they could put it on a gentle 68 degrees Fahrenheit and they'll go in their fucking red whistle, ready to sing, why the fuck would I work with you?
Well, because now there's something on the line, because now I sing like a canary to get myself out of things, but then I found out, well the cops aren't gonna work with me, so now I need to like, you know, I need to help myself by helping other people.
Uh, I see. What it sounds like is you're really the only one that's in a bind to the rest of us.
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
I'm gonna get 10 years and not 15 as long as I take Rama Squamming to trial and I bring Kirk with me, right?
So if I do that, they're gonna only give me 10 years if I agree to that.
Okay, but if I do that, you're all going on, you're all going up there.
there but if you can help me get five years I will make sure you stay out of
this
I'll think about it there's no time to think there's no time to think they're
done my plea agreement and I don't want to sign it unless I have something
better let me call you back how long Carla how long give me like 20 to 30
Oh my god, I have to stall that long the commissioners. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to stall
I don't take too much time because I had they're gonna they're gonna force me to sign this and then I'm just gonna go down
It's ten years trial, but okay, but it's five if you help me get it down to five. I'll abandon the trial
Okay, I'll see what I do. Okay. Call you back. Okay. Goodbye
Think that'll work. I
Might be able to get a spiel some new I
Maybe, but, um, one, I don't know how Carla fits into this, two, you know no one is forcing
you to sign anything, right?
I just, I'm just...
No, I know that!
I know that!
Okay?
I want to sign it!
I'm not gonna agree with it.
Because I did it!
I shot!
Okay?
But it wasn't politically motivated, but they still made me do it and I still did it!
Carla was there at the meeting making me do it!
You were part of the planning!
Huh.
Carlite, the bald lady, the crimson chin, and Rama Squammy!
Okay, just to make sure I'm not waiting at all.
When they question you, you will read your rights, right?
I don't know.
Probably.
What do you mean you don't know?
Okay.
Do you know that you have to pay to a lawyer?
yeah okay okay I don't I where was the meeting it was at the mansion like it
was like hold on but look at my GPS thing it was uh wait no I got a text
message with Ramapami and I can give you the exact location because he pinged it
to me and I had to go there um
yeah it's right here okay it's on ace jones drive a big mansion on ace jones
drive. Okay, if you look at your GPS on a Jones drive, right, where's north? North Rockford
Drive in a Jones right where it says a Jones drive. It's the building that the that the
That's the biggest house?
Yeah.
That's the biggest house?
Okay.
Yeah, that's where the house dimensions.
It was there.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
It was her?
It was her and Drusilla from a squammy?
Uh, the crimson chin, some fat guy with a camera.
What the hell is the crimson chin?
Except that guy who was here, he's a big chin.
He's like his security guard.
Yeah, that guy!
Yeah, I pulled up, he started fighting me with the gun.
Yeah, he has a gun!
Yeah, he didn't tell me as soon as I pulled up.
Yeah, his mother's call me has a whole team.
They had a whole team there, and they all had weapons,
and they were very firm on the consequence of me not helping.
What was the consequence?
They were, he was, because he's saying he's the mayor.
He's the mayor now, and he's real.
He's the mayor now and he's re-electing and as he gets re-elected because he's gonna win
He's gonna win again because he's he has all this power to pull some strings and he can he can rig the election
And then but if I don't help him then the fun house is getting foreclosed
But if I do help him, he'll let me keep the house
Okay
Yeah, and then shoot him in the air and then if I didn't shoot him in the air and shot him in the head or anything else
Anywhere else? Then I'm a dead man and all the clowns are gonna die.
And he's gonna make sure that he does a law called clown law, that we would all go to prison.
Permanently.
Of course.
I'm so sorry they went through that.
No, you're not.
No, I am.
Listen, do I think you're a good guy?
No.
Do I think you can redeem yourself?
No.
Do I think you have a path of um becoming a better person?
No.
What?
Do I think you're a fucked up individual deep down?
Yes.
Do I think you guys screw here?
Also yes.
See?
See?
a yak see see this is boy yuck opal this is this you're holding a grudge on you
you're holding a grudge on me aren't you from that one that one day
the canals yeah yeah yeah I don't know what you're talking about you just brought it up
you just brought it up you just you just brought it up holding a grudge on that very
moment you can never catch me that's what it is huh
No, I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't know.
You're a piece of shit.
This is stupid! This is stupid, Opal!
Okay? Your plan's not gonna work!
Ramosquami is too smart!
Okay, I think there's only one solution.
What do you think that is?
We go to the Vinewood Bowl.
You have a gun.
I have an empty gun.
I don't have a gun?
You do not have a gun, right?
You're unfilled.
You give me an empty gun, right?
I'm not going to give you an empty gun.
You stand out behind the bleachers.
I stand in the crowd, right?
I call Roma Scalmi and I say,
I'm running it badly, and then I just hang up.
Then I aim the gun at him,
and you shoot somewhere off in the distance.
And I can guarantee you he'll go,
oh, oh, and drop,
and play it off like I shot him.
It's the only way. It's the only way.
What do you mean? It's the perfect plan. How do you stage something?
You know what the other plan is? What?
You know what the other plan is? Don't do anything illegal.
It's not illegal if I'm not shooting a gun.
You possessing one would be illegal.
Okay, you give me a fake gun.
I have a fake gun. I aim at him.
take the shot but like up in the air he pretends to get shot he'll just play
it off like the first time and basically admit guilt right there right then I'm
not going to unlock this charger firearm that I do not have on me no we're not
we're not doing you call them again call them again call again that's a good
plan. You're telling me my plan's not good? Okay, now hold on. He's running for mayor of the south, is he not?
I don't know, he says the mayor of everything right now.
I don't think it's your thing. I don't think there is a mayor right now.
He keeps telling me he's the mayor.
Okay, well, you can only run for one thing, Mayor of the South or Mayor of the North.
If he's running Mayor of the South, which I'm pretty sure he is, he has no say over
your funhouse.
And especially if the funhouse is private property.
He told me that Nestle owns the property beneath it.
He was really convincing.
You saying Nestle's rubbed into this?
I don't know, that's what he said.
Huh.
I didn't think that mattered though.
I got an idea, Lopoul.
You know what?
They're right, it probably doesn't.
Nestle or our savior,
still never being in a criminal plot like that.
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
Oh boy.
Oh boy, here we go.
I was about to ask the commissioner who was the idiot and say both of our plans and then
he was going to say that you're probably getting fired and I was going to take your job because
you're dumb.
But he's busy.
I'm not getting fired.
Because your your ideas suck, okay?
Okay.
is suck okay okay my ideas involved not committing a crime to spam call him and
get him keep asking different questions spam calling like we're not up to
something when I have a perfect plan that he will definitely fall for right
but how about nobody commits a crime and instead of you know all that you had it's
not met with him knowing that you were that I was supposed to be there I wouldn't
It's not a crime for you to do a desk pop, it's not a crime for me to have a fake gun.
It's 100% a crime for me to shoot my firearm without any illegal justification.
There is a justification, it's for an ongoing investigation.
Justification for an investigation, okay?
Tomato, tomato, alright?
Yeah, that's not how you show your game, because I'm not gonna...
I'm not just randomly gonna shoot my gun!
I'm gonna have to go to the army right now!
Pick those Pringles!
I am on all guns, I don't even have a gun!
Apples, tadpoles, you know?
I love brothers game.
Orange, orange, you know?
There's a bunch of things that just do the same thing, you know?
Uh-huh.
So?
Can I...
Okay, how about this, how about this, how about this, how about this, how about this, how about this, how about this, how about this, how about this.
Do this.
We...
have Ember...
there. I have the fake gun. You have the real gun.
Ember pushes you and says she has a knife and she's gonna stab you, so then you shoot Ember,
and Rama Squam you'll see me and things I shot him!
This is perfect!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, okay. What about this?
this, what about this? Amber calls Rama Squammy and says, oh my god, oh my god, Chettabox
just been arrested and the last thing he told me was call Rama Squammy, call Rama Squammy,
I don't know what's going on and you say nothing else beyond that and see what he says.
What the...
Here's a skull!
Ah-ha, tabloids got arrested!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Serves him right, the psychopath!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Exactly.
Okay, I'm glad. Let's see how this works.
Good!
Yeah.
Oh fuck!
Catabox is so down bad it's getting kinda hard to watch, not gonna lie, I fucking hate
him.
Dude, Hazel puttin' in work, too!
I didn't pick up.
Wow!
Great plan, Opal!
Highly effective!
Well...
I could text him saying call me, could be chatty call listed.
Hot.
No, I don't know how.
But just make sure if he does call you put him on live speaker.
I still think my plan is better.
No, I'm not gonna shoot a gun.
Opal will give you a lawful reason to shoot your gun, okay?
I'm not shooting Amber!
I'm not shooting Amber!
I'm not shooting Amber!
You will have to because she has to try to kill you!
I don't even have a gun on me!
But you'll get one before we go!
I'm not doing that!
I'm not doing that!
I'm not shooting Amber!
I'm not shooting anybody!
Yeah, that was it!
Yeah, right?
What a boy boy!
Do you want justice or not?
I do, but not at the expense of Ember's life.
What if she dies, man?
That's a risk I'm willing to take.
What? What the hell?
What?
What if you die?
That's a risk I'm willing to take.
I don't want to challenge you to go away from the bush.
You guys take two minutes to figure out your priorities. I'm going to pee in a bush.
Okay.
Watch. She's going to pee in the bush.
And then, Ramos-Hoy was going to call you. She's going to miss everything. Okay?
And she won't unlawfully fire her gun, but she'll do that?
Isn't that peeing in public illegal?
I could be two perchins.
I don't know.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Oh yeah, I made 65k yesterday.
You mean how much?
65k yesterday.
You made $65,000.
Yeah, yesterday.
I don't know how much I've made today.
Um, I started working on a game here.
So, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna break the chunk of that off?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're gonna break.
I'm trying to have a, I'm trying not to at least have a 100k by tonight for tomorrow.
100k more.
Holy crap.
Wait, I had like 100k to put in the account?
I'm gonna keep it on me.
He's calling, he's calling.
Do it, do it, do it.
Hey, hey, hey.
He just got out of there. You missed it all.
No.
Wait, he did?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He won't like that.
He won't be able to come to, like, kill you or anything now.
He won't?
I hope he doesn't kill anybody.
I've been trying to get him arrested because it's kind of funny that he's jailed.
Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. Okay. Well, thanks for letting me know him.
Yeah, I kind of snitted on him by the way. Okay, you can take him with you.
Yeah, I snitted on him.
What?
I don't know his game. Yeah. So, I tried to put a weapon on him
And then he took it out, I took a picture, sent it as a cop came down, and arrested him.
Oh my god, why? I don't support that. I mean, I think he should be arrested for trying to kill me and people.
But if that's what it takes, that's what it takes.
Well, yeah, look, I'm going to work with you.
Oh, thanks! Alright, well, I'll keep you posted then if there's a free spot.
As long as you promise not to close the fun house, why would I ever do something like that?
Okay, and that's...
Okay, and...
I've always the...
Oh, who, who, who...
Hey, who's the one to game?
Who owns the land?
You, I don't... I thought you guys bought the fun house.
I'm not familiar with it.
Yeah, yeah, we bought it.
Yeah, we'd never close it if I had the...
I'm not sure who owns the...
Okay, uh, but uh, you know, like, uh, like, if we wanna try and keep the fun house even out there.
I would never take the fun house open.
Ember? That was atrocious.
I'm sorry!
That was atrocious!
Okay.
Opal? Great idea, Opal. You made it worse.
Well, uh, you know, what can you do?
You need to retire and you need to be flipping burgers for the rest of your days, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Cause that was pathetic!
Thank you.
Oh, Spedding, your idea of me committing a crime!
Oh, committing a crime, you just committed a crime?
What crime did I commit?
You were just peeing in public.
Uh, well actually, uh, public indecency involves fondling of the private parts and I was not fond of it.
You're telling me I could just let it rip anywhere I want?
Um...
Now you're saying?
I don't know about anywhere, uh, because, uh, vandalism is still a thing.
Why, you just vandalized? You just vandalized?
He's been peeing... So if I pee on a building, is that vandalized?
Because you vandalized the bush?
Probably because it's a building owned by someone.
Then guess what?
This land is probably government owned.
Then guess what?
Urinating on some...
I'd kill it.
And the government.
So this is your land? You're saying you own this?
So you're telling me?
No, not really, but I work for them
and also animals pee here all the time.
You know, it's fine.
They don't have the same laws as us.
So animals are different.
Good point. Good point.
Yeah, I'm safe.
You ruined it, Opal. You ruined this whole thing. You ruined this entire thing.
And now there's only now, now even my plan is cooked.
There's only one more thing we can do.
We have to kill Vivic Ramos, Blame.
No, absolutely not. And also there's a huge spider on your clown shoe.
Oh!
Yeah absolutely no killing of anybody. No killing of anybody.
I say I punch you by accident on this stratifier.
No, no, no absolutely not. Not doing any of that.
Fine, yeah cause you don't want us to show you up with our good plan.
It'll totally make your bad plan look like a garbage plan because it's a trash plan.
I'm not discharging a firearm!
Opal, grow up!
Says the guy in the clown mask, okay.
You're literally wearing a clown mask right now!
And bunny ears!
It's part of- Yeah, I'm the furry clown.
Oh, and you're saying, oh, you can't judge me?
Yeah, you can't!
I can judge you all I want because um, no you can't yeah, cuz I'm way cooler than you I got what better
Why you got tattoos on your legs one outfit
You've worn one outfit for what the past ten years come on man your point about drip your point
You found one good outfit and you called it a and you know what someone probably helped you find that outfit
Well, I want to tell you something. One, no, I'm on my own. And two, thank you for letting me know that it is a good outfit.
And three, you're still waiting to find your good outfit.
Every outfit I wear is a good outfit because I'm hot.
No, if it was a good outfit, you'd always be wearing the same outfit. That's how that works.
No, I don't think that's how that works at all. Do you have a washing machine?
Uh-huh.
What?
how many girlfriends you got why well if you if you were truly build like that
then you'd be out there playing no no no I don't I don't live like that okay I'm
not a I'm not a I'm not a weasel I'm not a rat I'm not a snake
What does having most have to do with being a snake?
I'm a goose.
You're a goose?
I'm a goose.
What do you mean you're a goose?
A goose?
No.
Yo, yo, yo, you'll figure it out one day, maybe.
We'll see.
Maybe.
Can't tell you all the secrets of life?
Well I wish you would.
What do you mean, you're a goose?
Okay, Opal?
You're like, um...
You're like, um...
You're like a dolphin, okay?
Please do not compare me to a dolphin. I don't like anything else.
Please, not a dolphin.
Wait, is a dolphin bad?
Okay, let me try something else.
Um...
You're like...
You're like...
You're like Ember line? Ember? Line?
What? What? Line?
What the hell is that? Line?
Yeah, line. Line. Like, line?
Like a lion?
No, no, no, no.
Okay, okay, okay. No, um, you're like, um, you're like, uh, you know, other animals.
Just yuck around, um...
Rats?
No...
Hamsters?
Yeah, you know what, you're like a hamster, okay?
Uh-huh.
You just...
You yuck everybody in the cage and it means nothing.
Okay?
Me, I don't do that, okay?
I don't do that.
Does that make sense now, Opal?
You know I, you know I, but my wife and that, that, you know, means something, right?
You're not married, you're not married.
I am married and my wife is dead.
I feel wife-dying.
Yeah.
That means, that's how you married then.
What are you married to?
My dead wife?
That doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, but when it's coming back.
When you die, you no longer exist.
Oh, it's coming back, okay.
So.
Yeah, when you die
So
So, so if you're married to say the love of your life and the love of your life dies
You're no longer married. No
Okay, so then how does that's part of the wedding thing, you know, like tell death do us part
Because death pulls you apart
So you're married?
I'm not ashamed of us letting Death fall in love!
I'm fed up!
Oh, Death, do you part?
No, I did not.
But, and I don't think Death has the strength to pull me away from my wife.
Yes, he does, because Death pulled your wife into an existence.
You're a...
You're...
Oh, you're gonna make me do something acting crazy.
What do you mean?
My ex-wife is dead!
She died!
She doesn't exist no more!
Yeah, but that's your ex-wife!
What?
Your wife died!
No, that's why she's the ex-wife because she died!
Therefore, when death put us apart!
So the marriage is easy, it counts as stuff out!
You know what I mean?
Well, you see, I'm like you.
I love my wife so much that I will not let death do us part.
You were just literally talking about you having this drip that can make you go around and you're just using it.
Oh, child blocks, you only wear the same suit because you're not going around doing this and this.
And see you ain't they? You change all the time, so you're going to always go around and do this and this.
When, no, I don't do that. Okay.
Do you know what Paul Yammer is?
No, I don't know what Paul Pamper P is.
Okay, well that's when you yuck multiple at the same time and we were open what
That doesn't mean I'm gonna abandon my wife just because she died
You're telling me you're gonna you're telling me that you're married, but you're scorn around
Opal
Love okay, I don't
You can't say that love! That is not love! Okay? That is not!
Okay, do you love... well, did you love your wife?
Because of physical things or emotional things?
Is there a difference?
Yes, physical is the way that they look and emotional is how they make you feel.
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Okay? Okay? Let me tell you something,
alright? Let's use, um, let's use Cubs and Example, okay? It's not one or the other.
It has, the only way you can, it has to be both. Both those things combined. Both.
Cause that means, you know, that, yeah, all of it.
Right, and that's where you love someone.
Every little bit of them.
Exactly, and then you could have some physical with someone else as long as your love is okay with it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not how that works.
Yes, yes, yes.
That is stupid.
That is dumb.
That is a hot stuff.
No, no, no, because, look at Ember, look at Ember, look at Ember.
You're wrong.
Prime example, right here, Ember.
Ember is a prime example.
I'm looking at Ember.
Oh, oh, oh, I, I love Cook.
Oh, I love Joana. Oh, I love Georgina. Oh, my God. You know what, in a week from now?
Oh, I love Opal. You know, that's how that is because it's just, you know, that's you.
That's what you're doing right now, okay? Just start loving other people over the place, all right?
I've stopped saying that.
I think you're shallow.
I think you're shallow.
Who's shallow?
You.
What a shallow man!
You know, like, not deep.
You're a cheater.
I'm not a cheater.
That's not how cheating works.
You're a cheater?
No. That's not how that works.
You can't be in a marriage and do that.
That's cheating.
Yes, you can.
Chat, chat. No one's complaining right now,
This is just RP, just remember.
Cheating is worse than murder.
I never cheated on my wife!
That works through though.
Yes, we did!
No, why didn't you do that?
Mother!
Yeah, how many?
How many?
We yucked them together.
What?
What?
What are you talking about?
Like a visa?
Yeah, or like a system.
Six of them happened to come.
What?
What?
Huh?
You know,
Opal tell me this.
Uh huh.
I kill someone, I stab them in the throat, they're dead.
Okay?
Okay.
That's situation A.
Okay, situation B.
I cheat on my wife.
Which is worse.
A or B?
Stabbing someone in the throat?
You are so stupid! You are so dumb!
What?
Okay, first of all, first of all, first of all, I never cheated.
Second of all, I never cheated.
You scum of the earth, and cheated on your partner, that partner would still be alive!
At least you didn't get the first one!
trauma that you left them with because that is a very awful thing to do somebody you understand that
okay think think about the inflicted on everybody affected by the person that you just
stabbed in the throat yeah but no no they're not you know you didn't move on you know
and i like look at ember look look look at ember look at ember ember murdered joanna golden
you think anybody's talking about that anymore what hey nobody's talking about that no more yes
I don't want that.
You don't want that?
What are you telling anybody that?
Oh.
Okay, somebody allegedly, Amber, murdered Joanna Golden.
What?
And look, it was a tongue situation.
That's two different layers, because they were married, so not only...
Like what?
Yeah, Amber's a double bad person then.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, like a triple bad person.
What do you mean?
Amber, you're a bad person, Amber.
You were dating somebody else.
And while you're dating somebody else, you're telling Joanna.
You're telling Joanna that you love her and then you murdered her on top of that
So you went out behind Kirk's back cheating on him and then you murdered the person you were cheating with okay Amber
That's pretty disgusting. Okay, Mark
She wasn't married to Joanna
Kirk but sneaking around with Joanna and then murdered her while they were
I was at the wedding!
Yeah, me and me, cake and David went on a date.
All he said is nice things to me.
And then two years later, he bring some of me anyway.
We didn't yuck, we didn't stay together, we didn't go on dates.
He was the worst boy quiz ever.
I don't need to know, ever.
But you just confirmed that he was your boyfriend.
But he was just a bad one!
Wow!
Look at that, Ember!
You're horrible!
Oh, but you and Hershey just...
You and Hershey just date Jesus!
Yeah, you guys are the same!
I didn't murder my wife!
You did on the inside.
You did on the inside.
No.
No, I did not.
No, I did not.
You absolutely didn't.
You absolutely did.
No, no, no, no, I'm not.
Oh, you might be a bad, bad, bad, bad human being.
What?
What?
Yeah, Camilla was still in the heavens when she went to P.D. Dispatch.
She never got pulled in the house.
What are you talking about?
talking about? Yeah I'm told that she died. Yes. She died because she was put out. Hey
who? Before the put out she was thrown away when it's all part of them. Who are we talking
about here? Oh Camila. Who? My wife. Oh! She died by the hand of a gang is that what
what you're saying?
She did.
Well, Opal, you're doing a terrible job, you know, honoring her memory.
So there's still a bunch of gangs, that's crazy.
That's great, that's great Opal, you're doing a great job.
Well, maybe we should start by dismantling the clowns by putting you in life for prison.
You know, that's not the way you need to do it. You need to give us all the chair.
What?
What would you do with the chair? You know the electric chair
No, I
See only way I don't believe in the death penalty
What do you mean?
You don't believe in people dying. You only believe in killing people on the inside. That's right
No, no, no, no, I just don't believe in the death penalty make them stop. I get it. No, she's out
No, I never made my wife suffer
But yeah, she could somebody else save her from that.
By killing her.
Because you are making her suffer.
Wash your tone.
Wash your tone.
Wash your tone.
You're gonna discharge your firearm?
I put all the weapon.
What am I gonna do?
I don't have anything.
Oh.
So then why should I watch my tone?
Well, cause you're gonna hurt my feelings.
But at least you're not dead.
You know?
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
you're not dead, you know? At least it's just your feelings. But you're still alive, Opal.
Don't worry, everything is fine.
I don't like you.
Oh! Oh! Now that's what we're starting to! So, you finally understand the argument.
You got totally up on the argument, and now you're going to resort to this. I'm going
like you really helpful how original how have you stepped your tail yeah yeah
just more suffering you just hope for other suffering but at least we live
jerk yeah I don't really wish death on that many people sometimes people
deserve to die. Clowns, civilians, gang members, cops, a judge. You know? What? Some people
deserve it. More than we know.
So how would a civilian deserve to die?
Well, for example, walking down the sidewalk.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
And then I see twinkles.
No, not twinkles.
Somebody is walking like twinkles.
This stupid strut, OK?
Like there's no problem anywhere in the entire world.
That civilian deserves to die.
Because that is just obnoxious and stupid,
and it makes me mad.
They deserve to die because they are walking carefree.
That's right.
You have a really screwed up perception of life.
Excuse me? What do you know? You don't know me?
You just said a civilian would deserve to die because they're walking carefree down the sidewalk.
Wow, somebody walking like that is stupid.
Well, walk normal.
Stop walking like that.
You know what I mean?
I think you might have anger issues. Have you ever thought about therapy?
I have anger issues? Me? More.
uh-huh yeah no you definitely do okay I have an excuse to have anger issues okay
you have anger issues
what's your excuse what's your excuse
Amber Amber is your excuse
I gotta be the one to teach your things I gotta talk to her every day and there's a lot of days like I had a teacher to apologize okay you don't think that makes somebody angry
right Amber
So you're teaching her how to have anger issues?
Did you say Opal?
Well, I didn't say you'd teach me things.
You say Opal, say it, and what did you say? Opal?
You're teaching her how to have anger issues.
Don't you see the problem?
I'm teaching her how to have anger issues, and she's giving me anger issues, okay?
You, Opal, you are anger issues because it takes a certain type of an angry, degenerate human being
to do what you do?
What do I do?
Cheat.
Um, no?
Um, not a cheater.
Yes, you are.
Okay, I'm logic.
You know what? Let's do a random fall here. Hold on. Let's see.
See if somebody's awake, maybe.
Okay, you're lucky. You're lucky.
But later, I'm gonna get you to call a phone number
and you're gonna ask this question to somebody
and they're gonna tell you exactly the correct answer.
Who am I calling?
They're not awake right now, because they're always on the lemon list these days, because they're just popular.
But anyway, just to do- I'll tell you, when they're awake, I'll let you know.
Okay, well listen, by your logic, the second my wife died, I'm no longer married, right?
Correct.
Because my wife's dead.
Correct.
Okay, so I've never slept with anyone other than my wife while she was alive,
Well, she's dead, and I'm seeing more than other people. I'm cheating. How does that make sense?
No. Because you're not cheating anymore, because you told me you were doing that when she was alive.
That's cheating. But now that she's dead, it's not.
No, we would talk about it, but like trying to jog my memory, I, you know how she think of it.
I yucked anyone other than my wife.
You are a yucking liar. You just stood here for 15 minutes,
and saying, ooh, ooh, sometimes I did.
She was okay with it.
She would watch, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
what the yuck, you mean?
Now you're backtracking.
Now you are backtracking.
Okay, so let me ask you, is it cheating
if you're yucking people together?
Yes.
Okay, how can both of us cheat on each other
in the same instance?
Because now you just confirmed
you are both terrible people.
I don't think you understand what cheating is.
I understand fully what it is. I don't think you understand what it is.
I don't think you understand what marriage is.
No, I don't think you understand.
In fact, I understand. I don't think- I-
I- I in fact know you don't understand what marriage is.
I think you only understand what de-generous he is.
What the- I don't take that back.
No! I won't!
You're a messed up individual, chatterbox.
I'm on I'm on bail right now for terrorism when I didn't really do it and I'm still gonna sign a plea deal for it
Anyway, I'll take it to trial even though I could win because I'm 280 HD. Oh wow
Hmm, I I think if you didn't do it you should find it
No, because then I have to sit in court for six hours and I can't do it. I can't do it
I will lose my mind!
Skelly shoe?
Maybe!
Maybe! Just like you have a skelly shoe on being faithful.
I'm trying out the claw case, it gave me a sniper with a freehold of the shoe.
Yes, I wanted to get out of there and guess what? It worked!
Stop, no more!
Do not say that!
You shot my poopie, that's not my poopie.
You will probably hit me if she ever hears me call her poopie.
Oh my god.
Hey, who?
Do you know what the f-
Do you know what the funny thing is, people?
hmm she gave you a weapons license who gave you that
I don't know where to give you a weapons license there's no way
never who gave you that
okay they're gracing the one I shall have this rifle
that's your pookie oh my god that's your pookie
one person one person would I've made pookies mind you
one person don't she will probably find a legal way to have me executed
If anyone knows I call him a pookie, but what what sane person would think that you
Person have a weapons license amber
Ruby you're you're almost pookie Ruby
She's standing here saying you're her pookie
But she literally just
Call you! Now she's panicking!
I never said Ruby!
You know what Ruby? Let me ask you something Ruby, let me ask you something.
What's worse? Cheating or murder?
Murder.
Thank you!
I knew it. See, that's how about her argument with the day, because you guys are pookies together.
Because you're both stupid.
That's not much, that's not much.
This makes total sense.
Total sense.
I said, I said, I said, I said.
Yeah, I know.
Why does he want to start?
Where's the one?
He's questioning him about.
Watch this, watch this.
We're about to call the most intelligent person
in the entire city.
This is the most grounded person you will ever
meet in your life.
Oh, god, I can't wait to see who this is.
Yeah, he's the most grounded person.
Hey, Max, I got a question, just a quick question.
What's worse? Cheating or murder? No. What is worse? Cheating or murder? Cheating or murder? Yes. Cheating on somebody or murdering somebody. What's worse?
It is, but there's only one right answer, and I think you know what it is, Max.
You're about to prove me right.
I'm ready to hear it.
Uh, I mean, what causes the killings?
Like, you know, it just turns on random.
It doesn't matter.
Just cheating or murder.
I'm going to say, cheated.
That's what I'm talking about, Max!
That's what I'm talking about, my man!
You see that?
Get stomped on!
Let me ask you something else.
I think the result is...
Call someone?
Yeah, I'll call someone.
Who are you calling?
I'll call someone.
Over.
Nova?
Yeah, I'll call someone.
Yeah, I'll call someone.
Who are you calling?
I'll call someone.
Nova.
Nova?
I'll see you at the end of the call.
Okay, alright.
Alright, alright.
I'll call someone else if the level is so low.
Let's call.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna call someone that doesn't like me.
Yeah, I'll ask you the same question.
Hey, hang up on me.
That's so hard.
Murphy.
Okay, okay.
Here, here.
She's coming back.
She's coming back.
Okay, Kendra.
She's coming back! She's coming back!
Okay, Kendra!
Hi, nice to meet you.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Yeah, I'm in the maid of Aesop.
Hey, I have a question. What's worse? Cheating or maid of?
Cheating or maid of? Probably.
Cheating.
NOBODY! What the hell, man?
I can't.
Hang on, call someone else.
Call someone else.
Nobody, you change.
You change.
Call someone else.
Call someone else at the level.
No, we're up good.
Okay, okay, okay.
We're doing a survey.
We're doing a survey.
We're up good.
We're up good right now.
I'm up good.
We're through the one.
Okay, let's see.
Okay, ready?
You ready for this?
Yeah, this guy's an idiot, but he's smart at the same time.
Hey, Benji! Hey, Benji!
Um, I got a question, okay?
What's worse, murder or cheating?
Cheating on somebody or murdering somebody? What's worse? Go!
Uh, cheating.
That's what I'm talking about!
Damn it, Benji! Call someone else! Call someone else!
You are getting absolutely fried right now!
Oh! Oh!
This is not right.
Okay, ready, okay, alright, we're gonna call the attorney general.
He hung up on me, he hates me.
Ah, okay, we'll try, um...
Try, we'll try, we'll try, we'll try, we'll try, we'll try, we'll try, we'll try, we'll try, we'll try.
Marty Banks, he's a moron, idiot, dumb, loser, good for nothing.
Hey Marty, I got a question for you man.
You ready for this?
Okay, okay, what's worse?
Cheating on somebody or murdering somebody? Go.
I'm shooting at somebody.
Say that out loud!
Yeah, I'm in the morning.
Call someone else!
Call someone else!
You just...
You just...
In front of them.
Call someone else.
Okay!
Okay!
You want to keep going?
Okay!
Let's call Sadie Cooper.
We call Sadie Cooper.
Go postal!
All right?
This is the best person to call for this.
Hold on.
She's not answering?
She's not answering?
Okay.
Go postal!
Sadie, get back!
Go postal!
Hey, Sadie, I'm at the burger shop right now and I'm ready for my mail, but I also have
I have a question for you that I need you to answer for me, Ember, and Opal, okay?
Because I'm trying to prove a point.
Uh-huh.
Okay, what's worse?
Cheating on somebody or murdering somebody?
Go!
Are we cheating on somebody or murdering someone?
Yes, what's worse?
Uh...
Uh...
Cheating on somebody or murdering somebody?
Uh... Cheating on somebody.
yeah
I'm at the burger shop by the way
yeah
oh you see you're getting absolutely toast
somebody else you're here this is not an adequate sample size
I
Have a bone up
frugal Ziggy
You might have it let's call the person that the police paralyzed
She hung up on me
Perfect, who did the police pause?
Susie Carmichael
Hello?
Hey, Carmella, I got a question!
What's your question?
Okay, what's worse?
What's worse?
Cheating on somebody or murdering somebody?
Go!
Murdering someone.
See, you-
You're an idiot!
Carmella, you're an idiot!
That's why you're my girl!
That's why you're my girl!
We have, like, six!
You have two!
Okay!
Now I can go!
I can go!
I can go!
I can go!
You can try!
Oh you want me to go?
Who is this?
What the fuck is this?
Damn.
Hey, Jedobots!
What?
I'm right, I agree with you.
You cannot unfuck something.
Boom.
I'm right.
I agree with you.
You cannot unfuck something.
I'm sorry. Boom.
He cannot murder somebody.
I'm saying you cannot murder somebody.
I'm very...
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
What the... are you...?
Is she good?
Okay, I got something else!
Cyrus responding to a twat on social media.
I think they're trying to set me up to kill me.
What?
Yeah.
Mary, I got a question.
Okay, can you answer my question?
Oh, yeah, I'll send it back.
Okay, what's worse?
What's worse?
Cheating on somebody or murdering somebody?
Man, that's a hard fucking question to answer.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
It's easy.
It's a very straightforward, easy answer.
I think murdering someone is worse.
Mary, you are a gang member.
Thank you.
You are a gang member and that's a gang member.
you're sick sick i tell you sick okay this is this is this is taking a turn
ember and i'm not liking this it's a good turning right
Flankos, what's worse, murder or cheating?
I cheat.
Ah, thank you!
That didn't count!
Thank you!
It counts, it counts, it counts, it counts, it totally counts.
I'm calling the random best.
I'm in the lemon list if we didn't talk he'll call me
I'm at the debate right now, it's hard to hear.
Yeah, I hope that one is a good one, so...
I think I'm winning!
You're not winning! We have way more than you!
Well, the people that are sound-minded just aren't agreeing with me.
What? You're serious. Really.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold
I'll try to box with... what's up?
Ah, what's worse, murder or cheating on someone?
Why?
I just have a question.
What kind of person are you?
I'm sorry I made the account!
I'm sorry I made the account!
What account?
Where you said to kill me!
Wait, you made that account?!
What's a count?
What?
She's trying to get me killed.
What account?
I don't know! I don't know!
I like the bag. What a count!
Oh, honeypong!
Yep, yep, he'll be on my side. I just know that's a sound man.
I have to go to the debate, oh, let's go!
Come on, Amber, let's go!
Huge bug on your shoe, huge bug on your shoe.
Amber, where's your car? You gotta take me to the debate right now!
I'm going with you guys.
Okay, well you're driving then. I guess take this car.
I'm not driving, really.
Yeah, keep in mind that what's his voice.
Like, cheating on a partner?
Yes!
Uh, I mean, probably murder, man.
Amber, why you gotta call the idiots?
Why you gotta call the dummies?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
on the
way
we have ever get there
of the
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
I'm not gonna do anything bad, I'm just gonna go on stage and make an announcement.
What the...
What announcement is that?
I'm gonna say that the whole thing was staged last time.
But you're not gonna do anything bad, right?
You promise?
No, I don't promise.
What do you mean you don't promise?
I can't promise.
What do you mean you don't promise?
I can't promise.
Why is he here saying sin?
Don't go...
Ever!
You just pull the checkpoints!
What do you mean?
You just pull the checkpoints!
What do you mean?
Wait, what checkpoints?
There was a cop right there!
Oh, I didn't see Zoe.
I don't believe you.
I'll be following you.
Amber, you blew the checkpoint.
I'll be following you.
Yeah, you won't just stand here and fight.
You know every part of the game is called Assassin's Creed.
La-de-dee, la-de-da, la-de-dee-doo, la-de-da, la-de-dee.
Is this the furthest end of the world?
This man has roughly looked down.
I've lost hands through some Blaine County.
What?
They've come a bit past the point and have forced your eyes down, publicly.
Hello, I'm just gonna have to freshen up.
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
You are.
I'm T-House.
People get to be.
Oh, well, you're gonna...
He's making fun of us.
I believe Los Angeles Blaine County should be a place where you embrace yourself.
Sir, with the clown mess, you were all dead.
The biggest secret that...
Thank you.
I have a message for you in these videos stating that this man behind me has been lying to you all and that he secretly is gay and he has been hiding in the closet all of you.
Because he is terrified of him, but he should embrace things. Brace the man who he is.
Thank you.
that is a heinous accusation let me start from the beginning okay first things first Tony
and they agree that you should be yourself which is why I am making heterosexuality visibility
month and the month of June. Okay. Secondly, I'm not gay. All right. Read my lips. I'm
not gay. That is honestly an allegation worthy of a lawsuit. All right.
He is gay.
All right. If I was gay, would I like to have this much? Would I like vagina this much?
The answer!
The Jackson vagina!
What gay man likes that?
He's gay! I have you!
Next question that we have is...
Scott, would you like to come up?
The question that we do have is...
Eddie Fuller Candles...
Who's the most full of shit?
Yeah, there's barely any cops here this time!
What the fuck?
On ever mother is actually quite a few cuts of all the candidates that's most full of shit
It's the guy cream suit. I don't even know his name, but to show up here late. It's just so unprofessional
Anytime he comes up here. It's honestly. I'm having a really really hard time trying to follow what he's trying to say
And what point he's trying to make and also who comes to a debate shirt like you look crazy
Well, it's very clear, if you would like her for your Los Santos mayor, you will be judged
on the outfits and the sign to wear.
I feel as if Los Santos is a place where you can dress freely and have limits to what you
can wear in this city, only Los Santos, but Blaine County as well.
To have a mayor that can tell you that your outfits is not up to par, he or she to say
certain things. To be fair, this is insanity. It is 2026 we are living in people. You can
wear whatever you want. Thank you.
If you are wearing an outfit that is ugly, that should absolutely be a crime. I want
citizens to walk around freely wearing and looking the most amazing and that is
exactly why when I am mayor I'm going to be implementing a division the LSPD
called the fast police and they will be going around judging everybody's outfits
and get the resources to help you look the best you can it's not just coming
from a place of judgment it's coming from a place of concern and a place of
where we want you to work best nice so yeah we will judge you and we will help
puke about is it right now
very interesting and very in awe
we're here
exit
due to dress nicely and wear expensive clothes
while she owns one of the most expensive clothing stores in vinewood
trying to pump her own
on the law santo civilians
in my eyes is the stuff being
an un
acceptable behavior
absolutely
The sketch thing.
Alrighty. Next question that we have, I'll aim this with the Vivec.
Mr. Vivec, if you were chosen mayor of Los Santos.
Mayor of Blaine County, could you not work with him? Why?
He'll just get people to stage his assassination!
He framed it! It was all a fake!
I don't even know how you're at this debate. I we all hear you. I mean it's a little getting a little
I'm gonna address the original question. Who do I think is gonna be worse for Los Santos specifically?
I think none of these candidates will be worse for Los Santos. They'll all be a step you have right now
which is a very loose
mayor
situation and I think I rather things get done right now
Then just being limbo for three full debates
All of everyone to vote to show up
I think it's a little despicable that people like EMS had to wait for funding and it's not a day one thing
And that's why I believe a vote for me is to get stuff done
Thank you for not getting part of that question. Now that's off ahead in her day.
Yes, yes ma'am, all right.
I like this game. I miss a lot of your mail.
The police took me away because I'm on bail, Sadie. Now I'm at the stupid Vinewood Bowl.
I need to give you your mail, Mr. Fox. Please!
Okay, well I'm at the Vinewood Bowl. Can you come here?
That's where I was when you told me you were doing this on Mr. Fox.
YAAAAAAAGHH!
City's not my fault! It's their fault!
Oh, I'm not leaving it! I'll be here! I'll be here!
Oh no! Oh, yuck!
GAAAAAAAH!
What'd you just say to me?
Daily...sit. Let's go ahead and watch the outburst.
I don't give a yuck if it's a family friendly event okay that guy's a rat he's a rat okay just like the other guy
There's two snakes in there
Two of them
You little tards get all charged up on politics right just calm it down
What?
Relax little bitch okay everything's gonna be fine
I know how about you just sit down have a good time let everybody else
Why don't you just sit down before you pass on your big hot dog bun sack of yuck
Hey hey hey I named Cole alright calm down alright
Yeah, I guess a lot of us are getting stripped of what it's like to analyze a strategy for today.
Relax, relax.
Hey, hey, hey.
Come on, baby, relax.
Are you?
Of course they are.
Of course they are.
I have the male person coming to get me.
What?
Sadie from Gold Postal?
She's coming to pick me up?
Uh-huh.
I'm going with you.
you're going with me! I'm getting mail! I'm not leaving! She's coming here to give me mail!
Why's she picking you up, then? She's not picking you up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
There she is! I gotta go get my mail.
Excuse me, I gotta get out of my mail this year.
Yeah, you're, uh, got an exit through...
Arrangement Syndrome.
I got to walk all...
What's...
Mr. Bayo, if I exit over there, that's gonna have like...
There's gonna be a 90% chance somebody's gonna rage, baby.
It's safer to let me out this way.
Exit over there, come on, I'll walk.
Okay, well then, it's gonna be your fault, though.
Starting here on the left, Ms. Scott.
You have one minute, and you can't reactivate.
Jennifer, come on.
Can't help it.
Don't, don't, don't.
Chatterbots.
It's a lot of pressure, man.
Real women vote for Scott.
You...
We don't want you to come up with that.
No real women vote for Scott.
Come on, keep it together.
Shut up.
Keep moving.
Nobody's talking to you.
Except for me.
That was a terrible song.
You want me to show it?
No, it was just that the song sucked.
No.
You know what song's better.
What?
The Treehouse.
There's a Latina hot puppy.
Yeah, your theme song.
That's right.
You're a Latina hot puppy.
You're so right.
Where's my plea agreement then?
Uh, check out the commissioner.
I believe that's being worked on with the commissioner.
Sorry, I think it should be submitted soon.
Okay, alright.
I think it's taking a lot of good progress.
Okay, alright.
Should be coming up soon, right?
Alright, thanks.
Thank you, y'all.
Alright, thanks, Kaiyou.
On one hand, you have the captain up here that stands for the founding of ProDare's closing doors.
Wait, one is watching this, that's...
Where are you, Mr. Boss?
They wouldn't let me exit to the parking lot, they made me walk all the way around, so now I'm in the back parking lot, walking to the parking lot where you just went.
What? Okay, I'm coming back out.
Wait!
Now I have to walk...
Now you have to go up the exit, then I just went out!
Yeah, I'm going up the angle, you f***er!
I'm coming up the angle!
Jeez, okay!
Okay, I won't go in, I'm waiting in the back!
Go postal!
Alright, wait, go postal!
God.
Right there.
Hi, Sadie!
This is Officer Hopo.
She's driving me nuts.
It's difficult.
I miss Hopo.
Why are you making it so difficult to get your mail?
I don't know, because every time I get mail these days, Sadie,
it's always just tickets and fines that I don't pay.
It's not for me.
What do you got man what you got hey you guys buy that oh yeah okay ready I'm
ready okay first one what kind of box they need a jump
I'm not sure the past few years something has changed about you first one
we might used to be this myth guy who did everything knew everything but now
you're washed washed up the life you used to live you failed you failed this
city if you don't know the reference and not cultured yes yes then you should
get cultured and you should become a cop just like the two other
from Kirk and the letter
you'll have a better life in the future
hmm
I don't know what that says
dear box I went to see you yesterday and I saw you were in a situation of
white gloves yes you're not supposed to have okay stop in for in for god damn it
those are to have give them back to LSPD and you yuck yuck boss
so I'm from the representative of the house of LSPD Jack
boss yeah I got a piece of yuck
And then you have one more.
Make your box.
As I stand peering out over the water's edge,
I can't help but feel afflicted.
Years ago, I once found myself able to rely upon a few things in this life.
Lose stamps, and a particularly rambunctious gentleman who would consist of return-a-friendly,
May enthusiastic girl poodle reply.
However, it would seem that as the years made
and time circles of some things can no longer be relied upon.
For the sake of our almost friendship those many years ago,
I must say that back then you seemed
reached such an acute and limited excellence
that now all you do savers an anti-climax.
I'm ashamed to see what has become of who I truly
I believe the most infactive patrons
involved in nothing but just a known client.
Please remember who you are and what used to be important to you.
Professionally, Sadie Cooper, GoPostle,
spoken along with no reply.
Oh.
Can I return mail to the last one?
Sure.
Okay.
Hey, Sadie!
It's Chatterbox.
I just want to apologize for my lack of character and poor personality.
these last few weeks and um, well I guess a few years.
But my life has been turned upside down, okay?
And um, I don't feel like myself these days
and I'm very stressed and the stress is getting to me
which is causing me to lose myself in ways I never thought possible.
I don't have many friends, I have many followers, but I still consider you to be one of my friends
because you're one of the very few people in this world that have a personality.
Opal should take notes.
I apologize and I will do better.
sincerely? Chatterbox from the fun house.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Post them!
Aaaaaaaahhh!
Shut up!
I'm warning my letter off!
Of the end!
A letter! The end!
I can't believe we met that for your friend, Chatterbox.
Wait, talk to me!
I'm a little okay!
Oh!
It says,
Hey, Sammy, it's Shadowbox.
Just wanna apologize for my lack of character and poor personality in the last few weeks.
And while I guess a few years of my life has been turned upside down,
I don't feel like myself these days and I'm very stressed and the stress is getting to me and making me lose myself in ways that never happened before.
Well, I don't have many friends, only followers, but I consider you to be my friend.
As you are one of the only people in this world who has a personality,
someone should take notes and sincerely shout about GOALMELSTUFF!
Ember shut up your room, my ladder ended later.
Okay, there's one edit there, it was not somebody, she take notes, it was Opal should take notes.
Opal.
Okay, huh?
Yeah, Opal should take notes, she's just, she's so dry, you know.
Why am I cashing straights? What did I do?
You did-
Okay, since he's taking a tram back, she's sort of dodging every like, character and poor personality in these last weeks,
and while I guess we need to use my lifers, but I turned upside down,
I don't feel like myself these days, and I'm very stressed, and the stress is getting to me,
and I can be losing myself in ways that I'm not possible, I don't have friends,
only followers when I can sit here, because we're my friends,
You are one of the only people in this world who is personally able to be taking notes.
I'm sailing to Chinatown, Mexico, I'll post a little ember, shut up, you're ruining my letter, I had to blur.
Perfect! Can you send that off?
Yeah, I can do that.
I've got mail!
You got mail!
Ha ha ha!
Where did it go?
Post-O!
So fake. So fake.
Okay, that was, that was just lame.
leather
fuel line
yes
hey satan you're trying to make sure you're trying to call this a lie
you have to put personality in this
i speak someone i guess for years in my life
he's been trying to upside down and i don't feel like this
hopefully he stays in a mesh chest
so the chest is getting to me
i think this is what's up
i don't know if i'm possible
i don't really trust my followers
i consider you to be my friend
so i know people as well
with personality we should take minds to share this
but i'll still be sharp here in your life
yeah alright
i don't want to respond
Oh, Jock!
Oh, Jock, I got two phone calls from Mr. Box.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
No!
GoPostle returned at the end of the...
Just hang up!
I'm gonna...
Just...
Well, I just...
You see, when I turned GoPostle into Mr. Box...
Well, Sadie...
He lies everywhere!
Well, Sadie, well, we both let each other down.
I'm gonna say it.
We both let each other down.
I...
You told me...
You told me, no matter what, you would get mail delivered
Because that is your job and you didn't get a thun!
Was the person dead?
No!
No, you didn't deliver my tape!
And she is very well-
AHHHHHHH!
What?
Oh.
AHHHHHHH!
You're disintegrating, Mr. Bond!
AHHHHHHH!
I also didn't even know that was from you!
What?
It's like right now!
No, no, I'm talking about the tape! I gave you the tape!
I didn't deliver it by myself!
Am I the train terminal?
I had to, I gave you the tape to deliver the tape and you said,
I, I, you, you, you, you let me down, you let me down, Sadie.
And then I let you down.
So kind of evened yourself out, you know what I mean?
Oh, I'm so fucking thinking that way.
You know, evened yourself out, you know, like, you know, like,
you were here, I was here, you were here, and then, you know,
we kind of just meet in the middle, you know what I mean?
You know?
Yeah, I guess I get that.
As long as we get back on track, Mr.
Yeah, we're going to be back on track.
No problem.
A-OK.
I'm with it.
You know, I'm with it.
I'm better now.
I'm better now, right?
Go, Pasta.
You know what I mean?
You want to send them the other letters.
Hello.
Yeah, actually, I do want to send a letter now
that you mentioned it.
Wow, Chetan, they didn't know you could write.
OK, who are we writing to?
Gigi Caspello
It's called stello asshole. Who cares. You care if some letters was in proxy maybe. Oh that sucks. Okay
Okay, okay, okay, can I write this to Ruby York?
Have fun with your letters. Okay start. Okay. Hi Ruby. Can you forward this to Gigi? Can you tell her?
Or that she is a dumb, stupid, annoying, yuckly, dumb sack of yuck.
Use GoPostal more instead of getting in a GoPostal truck, which I've seen her do multiple times,
and drive her own mail to her own property and not talk to anybody along the way.
She was ruining GoPostal's reputation!
The end, I'm letting her.
This is true by the way, all this is true that I just said.
I would like that.
Really, you're kind, really, can you find Mr. GG, can you tell her that she is a dumb, stupid, annoying, yuckly, dumb sack of yuck.
Use GoPostal more instead of GoPostalTruck, which I've seen her do multiple times.
She's dragged her own mail to her own property and not talked to anybody along the way.
She's ruining GoPostal's reputation, the end of the bladder.
It's perfect!
That's also the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah! She was doing that!
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, she's a bad person.
I don't like any of her butters.
I got one more.
I gotta send one to Jean Paul.
And start.
Hey, John Paul!
Chatterbox here.
Um, I can't help but think that you were trying to get me to shoot Rama Swamy for the second time.
Um, I'm being watched by the cops.
So like, it was kind of impossible.
because like as much as I want to shoot him this time not being set up it's just
kind of impossible I got a $200,000 fine so like how do you think I'm gonna get a
gun so like come on man like throw a clown a bone I guess by not getting me a
a gun so I can complete tasks for you, banana boy, because that would be inappropriate,
especially because there's a cop standing right beside me.
But, you know where I live, so I'm not going to instigate anything.
Especially because I know it would be a horrible thing for you to drop by with a gun at my doorstep.
And don't act like you don't know where I live, banana boy.
Because I was on my balcony the other day and I saw your cowboy yuck squad.
In the farm, holding people up.
And guess what, banana man?
I dialed three numbers.
Nine.
One.
One.
Oh boy.
And I snitched.
And then the commissioner called me no more than 40 minutes later, saying all you disgusting
human beings were arrested, fined, processed.
They call me the terrorist, but holding up people, trying to farm, gang members, holding
down farmland, now that is an all-time low.
You stupid banana boy sack of yuck.
Your performance, your terrible performance at the burger shot, was still better than
your performance holding down Farmland.
Sincerely, XOXO, salutations, thoughts and prayers, my condolences, chatabots, from house number four, O'Neal Way, and letter.
Do not accept a gun off of us.
I won't!
Did you not hear the letter?
I said to not give me a gun.
I don't want it.
Geez, just pay attention.
I might be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
Yes, you are.
You're dumb and stupid because you don't think cheating is worth the murder, right?
All right, I'm ready to hear it back. We're stopping. We're gonna. Can we
Okay, can we hear that in four times speed?
Hey John Paul, it's China box here. Um, I can't help but think that you were trying to get me to shoot around the
Scammy for the how many times?
Second time like second or third or second time
Okay, sure I was going for the second time and being watched by the cops, so it was kind of impossible because as much as I want to shoot him this time, not being set up, it's just kind of impossible.
I got a 200k fine, so like, how do you think I'm gonna get a gun?
So like, come on, man, throw a cloud of bone, I guess?
So, like, not getting me a gun so I can complete tasks for you, banana boy?
Is that what you said?
That's exactly what I said!
Okay, so, like, not getting me a gun so I can complete tasks for you, banana boy?
Because that would be inappropriate, especially because there's a cop standing right beside me.
But you know where I live, so I'm not gonna instigate anything.
Because I know it would be a horrible thing for you to drive fine with a gun at my doorstep.
And don't act like you don't know where I live, banana boy.
Because I was on my-
...the other day, and I saw your cowboy yuck squad in the farm holding people up.
And guess what, banana man?
I dialed three numbers, nine one one.
And I snitched.
And then the commissioner called me, no more than 40 minutes later, saying,
Oh, you justing human being were arrested-
Wait.
Oh, you justing human being were arrested, fined-
Disgusting human being. Disgusting human being.
And then the commissioner called me no more than 40 minutes later saying,
Oh, you've disgusting human being were arrested. Fine process. They call me.
Those disgusting human beings that I know that I snitched on those discussing human.
The commissioner called me and said those discussed. Yes. Yes.
Okay, Trisha, come on in for a minute, so you're saying those disgusting human beings
are arrested, fined, and processed.
They call me the terrorist, but holding up people trying to farm?
Being members holding down farmland?
Now, that is an all-time low, you stupid banana boy sack of yip.
Your performance, your terrible performance at the burger shop, is still better than your
performance holding down farmland.
Silly XOXO scientist, thoughts and prayers, my condolences, chat in your box.
From hell or number four, O'Neill Witt, I'm in for it.
It's perfect!
Okay, great. I hope the person that's just two had a chance to span.
I'm sure they do, I'm sure they do.
Oh good, any other letters?
Uh, no, can I, can I send an item with this, uh...
Oh, yes, sir.
Um...
I'm gonna give him, um...
Can I give this guy, um...
Let's send the... Let's send... You send these.
Okay, got it. I'll include those with it.
Thanks, Sadie!
Thanks, Mr. Box. And God, we're back on track.
back on track me too it's a long time
covered
damn
are we done here are we are we leaving
to the bait no more in the farthest
plans I guess so okay slow down you jerk
what's mom saying? I'm gonna go eat something. Come? Okay. Alright, awesome.
Whoa whoa! That's hella illegal. Hey look, not doing your job, huh? Just watching.
Oh I'm doing my job don't you worry. What's your job? What's your job right now?
Oh boy you tell me that. Classified. Classified my yep.
Amber get the driver's seat.
I'm gonna get in don't worry. Okay. I'm gonna go. Why are you hot wire in the car that's
already running that you have keys to that is totally yours. Oh, I was sitting in the
box yes okay so if he was talking to me as well bye
chatty if you took your plato no they didn't give it to me yet no they don't give him
Yes
Complets to joyriding is a crime sir. I don't know your time. It's what mean oh boy. I'm with over right now
With opal, yeah, hello both. There's a prom here you call
Speaker phone
Hi
Uh, over right now.
Yeah, so I'm not breaking any laws right now at all.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Oh, we all got a red light.
Appreciate it if we can slow down and not run.
Everyone's driving, all right?
Don't forget you're out on bail.
That's true.
I don't take the lights.
Where is my plea deal?
Is that okay?
I'm sorry, are you demanding a plea deal?
You're the terrorist right now.
I have been snitching like you wouldn't imagine, okay?
Well, you wouldn't know. You haven't been around to see it.
Listen, Chotty, you know, I've had a really busy weekend,
and hopefully we'll get to that plea deal soon, you know?
I want that plea deal immediately. Get to work!
Oh, you know what? Don't you rush me, okay?
First of all, don't you ever rush me, sir.
You're the one on bail. You're the one who pulled the trigger.
Oh, yeah? Second of all, second of all,
don't you even give me that attitude, alright?
Drop the attitude, okay?
Because if you think that, if you really believe that I'm a terrorist, you shouldn't be talking to one like that, okay?
You're checking in with me, Tati?
No, I'm not! You called me! I checked in with who was on duty first!
Which was the Commissioner! Which says you were the one!
I'm gonna take you past the jail!
So I called the Commissioner and checked in with him! With him, alright?
I'm gonna call the car! I'm gonna do it!
Hmm.
I'm gonna go to the burger shop. I'm gonna clock in for my shift.
Oh my god!
Yeah, you guys might drop him literally anywhere.
Yeah, floor number four, floor, turn left and floor.
Alright, open the door.
You can get out any time, you're not being held in here.
You can get out any time.
I don't want to get out one so fast.
Oh, but why are you scared?
It's gotta be going at least like 40.
Yeah, I'm scared.
I'm waiting for third.
Do you know how badly I'll burn up my thigh?
You change
Amber at the burger shop right there
Okay, you want to move the floor like a you wouldn't even boy
Yeah, absolutely
All right, well
All right, Opal, thanks for nothing.
Thanks for nothing at the end, proving my point.
Yeah, no crime, no crime at all, no.
Perfect, perfect, one sec.
Okay, hey, what's up?
Sorry, excuse me, just gonna get on this way.
Okay, all right.
You guys have a wonderful day.
Have a beautiful, drive-free day.
You too, you too.
I'll see you guys, I'll see you guys.
She's weird.
Yeah, you just work here now.
Yeah, I'll pull. What else am I going to do with my life?
Oh, yeah, you can't drive. You don't have the driver's license.
No.
I can't drive I can't do nothing it's only please I could work for the safe cups go funnid
okay meeting meeting is in the mouth remember oh yeah yeah I can come pick you up one over
Okay, good luck.
Have a good day.
I'll see you in an hour.
Okay, yeah.
You're done.
Thank you.
I respect it.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Don't chat a box.
What's the problem, man?
You know, you got an issue?
Issue?
What issue?
You got issues, man?
I walked in your life.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What's going on, man?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What's up? What's going on, man?
I didn't say shit. Fuck you.
Oh, now you're lying. Oh, now you're lying.
What? What the fuck am I lying on?
Now you're lying, man. I heard you said it.
What the fuck am I lying on?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Don't, don't, don't take your stress out on me.
All right?
Don't take your stress out on me.
Whatever, man. Whatever.
I know what's going on with you, by the way.
I know what's going on with you, homie.
I'm sure everybody does.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I heard some crazy ass list yesterday, homie.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
I'm so sorry.
What do you mean, what's up?
Look at the ceiling, lazy sack of yep.
Anyway, you stay out of my business.
Okay, stay out of my business.
Otherwise, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good, man.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I don't give a fuck about that shit.
situation it's a stressful situation that that motherfucker I don't know I ain't
gonna say nothing man but let's say it what no no no no I don't want to add to
your stress my man I know I know you fucked up I know you fucked up I feel
for you man just the same man let's go no no no no you go again go find that
chicken in the grease man you're the one already
Oh, yeah, we'll find that chicken the grease man. What's up?
What happened to this guy who the fuck is this? This is Sadie from go postal
What'd you say Sadie? He just ran to the back. Oh, she's up. Oh, yeah, that was him. That was him. Let me see
I'm not gonna say it bro I'm not gonna say it man
I'm not gonna say it I'm gonna make your life a living yuck today you already do you already
do makes no difference to me makes no difference to me my life's already fucked up
Uh, uh, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever.
Say less, buddy, say less.
Whatever.
Did he run for you?
I don't know where he went.
I don't know where he went.
Well, he's not hard to find.
He's just a banana boy.
Banana boy.
Yeah.
There's no way Mr. Fox will help.
He looks like hey, Arnold.
Here you go, ma'am.
You have a great day.
You know what it is, Benji?
I don't think you have anything.
You're just trying to stir and you got nothing.
I have nothing.
I have nothing left to worry about today welcome to burger shop
Why do you think I'm trying to
That's why stupid gang member
Okay, you're starting to cry because you know you don't mean it
Stupid wash
You don't mean that that's what you started crying. I mean it. I mean it. No, you don't
Oh, he pulled, oh, man.
OK.
Yo, come on.
Not in the parking lot.
Not in the parking lot, please.
I always read people's letters.
What's happening?
Can you take it out of the parking lot?
What's going on out there?
For Mr. Box's time.
Hello.
We're going to get you today.
I just can't tell.
I'm going to read them out of there.
Yo, can you go to the outside, please?
I'm still.
Yeah, he is.
Get free.
I'm sorry.
I really need my gun, man.
What the fuck did you give- What the fuck did you give him?
Just mail!
Shut the letter!
It's just a letter!
That's all it is!
Why is he so-
He's paranoid!
oh yeah oh yeah he's gonna read it is it he's sending you back a letter
she's not reading the letter yet well maybe he did
Oh
Oh, you're gonna shoot your ass boy you're gonna
Oh my god.
But you know where I live, so I'm not going to explicate anything, especially because I know it would be a whore.
It's going to get worse.
I'll welcome one money shot, one fry, come around.
It's going to get worse.
You don't know where I live, banana boy.
What else did you say?
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
I'm fucking lying to you.
No, he's kicking up.
Fucking get to the point.
I'm almost there, man.
Don't get so mad, please.
Thank you.
Listen to this part.
I'm going to live, banana boy, because I was on my back in a day or two, and I saw your company on the farm holding people up, and guess what, banana man, I have three numbers.
I'm 1-1, and I snitch.
You're so stupid!
You're so dumb!
Oh, yuck, I'm dead!
Yo, you gotta go. You need to dip, man. This guy's gonna come and kill you.
I don't see a lot of charges.
Chatterbox from house number one.
There you go.
Have a great day.
Anybody want any orders?
Drive through his open.
Hello.
You know what?
He can stare at you.
Let him do this.
We're getting more customers with him
holding people up out there.
One double hamburger and fries coming right up.
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
You still out there?
I think he's trying to shoot you now.
Oh yeah!
Is he gone?
I think he's not trying to kill you now. Where did you go?
I'm so confused. I need an aerial view.
Oh good, I'm glad he's gone, man.
Oh, you're dead.
I guess I'm knuckage.
I think he's outside, though. I think he's outside.
What do you mean he's outside?
Oh!
Occupado
Open the door!
Open the door!
Open the door, bitch!
I mean...
Oh, please!
Sir, I'm trying to use the restroom.
Can you please go away?
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
I'm staying where you're here.
Can I see you?
This takes my money right here, man!
What the fuck?
Come back here!
What?
What the fuck?
Oh
I bet you he crossed into a yard to cut me off.
cut me off but he's back there now it's just Benji
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to go to the beach or not, but it's a good idea to go to the beach.
I
Dusted them chat either dust it. They're dusted. They're dusted
Oh
Shit
I
whistling
Kegel 0, Sun!
AHH!
What is this?
It's a train!
Get out of the way!
This thing's perfect!
Oh ho ho ho!
Oh shit!
Oh
Oh shit.
Bitch!
Oh yuck!
Oh yuck!
Oh yuck!
Oh yuck!
Oh shit!
Chat, one bad accident, we're dead.
I think he crashed!
Oh, I think he crashed!
He crashed!
Well they're coming though.
He's coming still!
He saw!
Fuck!
I've been chased by Jumbo!
He has a gun!
This is your gun!
He has a gun!
I
He's in a stolen car on bail for terrorism!
What are you being, drive to the cops?
Terrorism! What are you being dropped in the cops?
I hate bananas!
I hate bananas!
I hate bananas!
i hate bananas!
i hate bananas!
madre milla, que horror!
no!
no no no no no no no no no no nono即
One of you !!!!
get up get up get up
It's just a letter, man!
Oh my god, they're back here.
I
Hospital? No, no, no, no, no, no. We gotta go to Rape Shade.
Hahahaha!
I
Rock
of
Hello, Box.
Hello, Helen.
I couldn't take a call earlier.
It was just a dentist, you know.
So what's going on?
You said you could use some of the gun by shot.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Anyway, what's going on?
Box, um, the cleaning is in 30 minutes.
The cleaning?
Well, you better get to it.
The cleaning?
The clown meeting?
The clown meeting is in 30 minutes.
You think anybody's even going to show up?
I'm waiting for 30 minutes.
You think anybody's even gonna show up?
I don't know. Why not?
I don't know.
I've heard from many people today.
Let's see.
Business and...
Okay.
Funhouse...
...
...
...page...
...pull up.
Okay, eight clowns are around.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alright, I'll be there!
Bring band-aids!
Okay, box be there you have to run this meeting
Alright, I don't even remember what it's for, but alright
Why because why not box?
You're right
Why the fuck not and you can harass everybody to give you money for the same thing you're begging people to give you money about
I've already done that, I'm gonna up it another hundred grand, 300k. Alright cool. I'll see you there
Alright, okay
Come on!
I'm scared of all the red cars I'm scared of all red cars right now
banana boys in a red car
I
Okay, okay.
Banana boy?
Banana boy?
Banana boy?
You're not in my house, I knew it was an accident!
I just wanted to leave you a letter, man!
Not the yuck!
Oh!
The doors are locked, the doors are all locked.
lock just got the doors are unlocked it's good oh shit
hi hi you called me early and then I totally forgot to call you back cuz
Opal was grilling me oh that's okay I was just checking in your post mad at
Uh, why? What happened?
I left the- well, he used twatting stuff at me.
I couldn't help but feel like he was trying to get me to shoot the debate again.
So Sadie was around, so I got-
He definitely was.
I wrote him a letter, and then he got really angry, and now he wants to kill me.
But what you saying the letter?
A what?
Oh no, Chaddy, you gotta be careful with that guy, he's nuts.
He chased me in a red car with a gun, he's crazy!
What?
I got away though, he can't drive.
What did you say? What did you say in the water?
I told him that I was aware that he was probably trying to get me to shoot it up again.
I couldn't because the cops were watching.
And then he's a dumb banana boy and I couldn't help but notice that him and his goons were in the farmland.
I was on my balcony watching him and I called 911.
The cops pulled up and 45 minutes later, the commissioner called me and said they all got arrested.
And to suck on that...
and then he went and then he held up Sadie y'all that early came inside the
birds out of the gun I ran he held up Sadie yeah what did he do that for
he held up Sadie before he she even introduced herself it was crazy okay
well you know maybe I could smooth things over with mr. Polly he and I go
way back it's okay so I'm gonna instigate further test out I'm getting on social right now
okay I can't wait for that all right excellent I love this watch my next post
How do I use my cursor?
Hello, Tenubot Funhouse!
What an accomplishment you've made!
I'm the government app! First case on the docket!
Chatterbox, terrorism!
Oh, sorry that I'm making...
You look soft, my bad!
Wha-
Okay, okay.
So I was here, compliment to you, and then you turned into a competition. Are we serious?
Competition? There's... How is there...
There's no competition! You're... It's not like you're gonna catch up!
Wha-
Don't test me!
What do you mean, don't test you?
You will never be on tomorrow's accomplishments in this little of time, alright?
Okay...
What is our problem? There's no argument there. You know that there's no argument.
Listen, I could...
Oh, crime you if I wanted you. I am just enjoying the chill life for now, okay?
I've done my bad deeds.
No, no, no, no.
It's because you don't you don't know what to do with yourself without having a bunch of shooters to back you up
Now you're experiencing the life of solo dough. No
That's not true first of all, I am the shooter. Okay, you're the shooter. I hit my crazy
Oh, so you don't even a piece because you don't have a gun yet. Is that what it is?
I didn't even have a gun and then I got a gun and I immediately used it for what it
was intended to be used for.
You're just holding on to it because you're scared of it.
No I'm not.
I'm not scared.
You're not scared.
You think I won't use it on you?
I'll use it on you.
You won't?
You know?
I know you won't.
You know where I live.
You're not going to do nothing.
Yes I will.
Yes I will.
All right.
Don't touch me.
Blah blah blah.
I'm on my way right now!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What is it?
Fuck
I gotta check
It's like something
Chest x that's what it was
Wait what the fuck
Well, we're dead.
We're dead!
Oh, fuck.
Worth.
worth
yeah
I'm
We'll be fine. We'll be fine.
He probably won't come up here to us, but the next time we see him, we're dead.
He's just gonna fucking kill us.
Just for safety. Make sure it's closed.
Are you having the meeting in these clothes? Yep. Yep.
There's a whole bit planned for this meeting.
Do you change clothes in the funhouse?
Uh...
No, I don't think so.
I don't know if there's like a...
I don't know.
Maybe a room?
I don't think it's a thing chat. We might have to we might have to build a like a build a
Wardrobe or something
Yeah, maybe a panel I don't know
The account looking like right now. Oh fly row and Tessa
I should put an announcement, meeting in 15 minutes.
Okay, I'm going to grab a drink really quick, Chad.
Just one second.
Okay.
All right, I got it, we're good.
Oh, I called you like an hour ago. I didn't even know what you were for us. I didn't save your number
Yeah, I did need you because I need you to answer a question
But now the question doesn't matter anymore because I'm not in that situation in that cop anymore
So therefore if this phone calls useless
All right there all right
All right, I have a hundred thousand dollars
You have a hundred great yeah
Why would you want a hundred thousand dollars that because that's where your plea deals
No, no, no, no, no, I'll work that off on my own. I just need it for something else. Oh
Is this what I'll say my truck I'll say you the truck that I got for free for a hundred grand I
Yeah, I don't have a 100 grand shadowbox.
I don't think I made it.
Come on, man.
Can you, like, print the 100 grand from the state farms like you can steal it from the
state or something?
No, it doesn't work like that.
What do you mean?
It does.
People did it all the time.
I know.
You're like, aren't you like the attorney pencil guy?
I am.
I am.
So, like, aren't you the all-powerful being?
Well, yes and no, but I have, I have morals, my friend.
Alright, and I got marbles too, okay, and I'm not spilling them everywhere, alright,
so just come on.
Come on, 100 red.
I'll play you back in my free business years.
I can still play you on marbles, Mr. Chatter.
I do have a question for you.
Oh, okay.
Huh.
Hey, did you check?
Go with, uh, we there.
I'm on speakerphone, aren't I?
And, huh, hey, did you check?
Go with, uh, we there.
I'm on speakerphone, aren't I?
No, you're not.
I am outside of the courthouse.
There's nobody near me.
I am standing on the corner by myself.
I don't want to talk about it.
Whatever you two have going on right now,
I have caught you both in multiple lives.
What lie have you caught me on?
Go ahead, go!
Mr. Chatterbox.
Go ahead, I'm waiting.
I'll admit it, let's go.
Mr. Chatterbox.
Do you want-
It's sir, Mr. Chatterbox, to you.
Sir, Mr. Chatterbox.
Yes?
Must I?
Must you what?
We think I'm a genie, you're like some sort of psychic, all-powerful, read-your-mind type
stuff, man.
I don't know what you're thinking.
I don't need to.
Listen, I want to say out of your bullshit, but I just keep coming up with lies back.
Okay, it's not staying out of my bolyak when you're asking me questions about my bolyak.
Well, because, again, it's public safety, security, and I don't want to be a part of
And I know enough, unfortunately, why I have to check up on you, on her, on Beric.
It's every one of y'all.
What are you talking about?
What's the problem here right now?
What does my conversation with her have any concern for you?
It cares that two of you sound like you're not over each other, but you're clearly trying
to put on a public display.
When I saw him, you... you're over him.
Then I prodded you to stay the hell out of our relationship.
I don't know what you're talking about, Santa Claus. I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
She moved on. She moved on, sir.
I don't think she has, Santa.
I mean, you see it? You see it?
I mean, you see it? She moved on.
I'm not quite.
I'm standing here in grave she'd by myself without her all right I don't think she
is I don't think you have you and I think there's something in between the two of
you right now
Who's to say, man, she just doesn't like me anymore.
I'm a criminal.
I'm a terrorist scumbag.
a cop? Yes, yes, yes. Maybe she just needs a nice guy. I don't know. A cop sir. A snake.
Never know. You know what they say about snakes in plain sight, right? They get killed in
and everything else, so I don't, I don't...
They get what?
I don't think she's gonna be a cop, but the, uh...
the last conversation said she didn't want to be one.
Yeah, well, maybe she'll be a lawyer, right?
I think she was quitting.
Yeah, maybe she'll be a lawyer.
Well, I mean, lawyers are good at everything.
Yeah.
Spend time with someone else.
It's not me.
So, life moves on, right, sir?
What do you say rats always die, including yourself, isn't that my word that you said?
That's right.
Well, I'm trying to prevent that from happening.
You can't.
You just...
You think your time is limited.
People die every day, B.
It doesn't have to be yours.
We don't get to decide that, sir.
Yeah, well, you can't, you can't.
Sometimes it just takes a little truth and honesty there.
I'm all parties.
Well, it's just not that simple, sir.
Oh, it's sick. It's complicated.
Life is complicated, sir? You know that?
Life is complicated, sir?
You know that. It's complicated everywhere.
It is. It is.
Give you a giving up, then.
What do you mean?
You're resigned to this fact. You have committed to it.
You stay here and think that it is your time eventually. Why would you not fight it?
I can't answer your question, sir. I can't answer your question, sir.
How long do you have? I don't know.
Who knows?
I could die in a car accident on the way to the city from Graveshade.
I can choke on my burger from Burger Show.
Yuck, my brain might explode when Amber says hello to me.
You know, anything can take me out.
You both clearly have a thing for each other still.
Okay
Attorney pencil guy sir
Yes, maybe I'm not over it but she is I
Don't think she is
Wouldn't have asked me to go see you she's with Eric now I
I don't think quite so, we can keep playing those games.
Alright, you take care of Mr. Chaddifox if you don't want to have an honest conversation
today.
Sir?
I need you to trust me when I say I can't talk about it.
I don't think you do, sir.
I do think I do, actually.
Enlighten me, then.
No, I don't think it's my mission to do that right now.
What is your mission, then?
To observe and keep everyone safe.
But I don't think that...
Well, talking about this...
I don't think you understand.
Talking about this is not keeping anybody safe, sir.
You have options and you have...
the news.
The best you can do is be informed.
And you know, I know.
If you need help, I am here.
Right?
I need help then.
I am willing to help.
I need 50 grand!
So bad!
Heh heh!
They- they asked for form of help.
Yes, it's related! It's related, sir!
It's related to the issue!
So...
To...
I've been working at burgers on all day yesterday!
Nine hours!
And I only read 11,000 cacophoners!
Heh heh!
I have degraded myself to the point where I'm flipping burgers
for all these obnoxious, stupid people!
And I can run a squabby walking in there, laughing at me, raise me, and we suck a lock up again, so I ruin everything, okay?
I need to make minimum $300,000!
Don't tell anybody I told you that, okay? You never heard that.
Anything helps, sir? You can search up my bank account ID. Anything helps? Godspeed!
He's so serious, but I'm serious the same time
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
What?
What are you wearing?
My burger shot tracksuit because it's my new job to make all this money so I can have a chance at saving a life.
Does it once save a life?
Save a life.
Go save a life on it. You won't donate too because you're a jerk!
Oh buddy, you boxed us for 10 thousand dollars! I don't have 10 thousand dollars!
Key to my house, your own office, can't ever get the good 10 grand. It's crazy.
I don't have 10 grand, bud.
I'm gonna leave you, I'm gonna leave you. You wanna know something? You wanna know something? You wanna know something? You wanna know something?
I don't have five grand!
What?
You don't have five grand.
I... five grand?
You see these hands right here Helen these hands for the last two years okay the last
two years Helen the last two years these hands last two years Helen
You know what? I'm trying to get 10 grand. I'm taking this out of your ass. I'm fucking
I need my chop to get money.
Amber, I didn't know you could hear me!
Amber!
Amber!
No!
No!
No!
Yeah, thank you.
Step away from me.
Thank you.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I love this arcade it's so funny I'm having so much fun doing my god
Holy shit so stupid funny bro so much funny shit's happening every day dude
it's just like a amber you are full of blood you are full of blood
what does that mean get in the car drive over the alamos scene take a little
swim you're you really need to do that yeah
I don't think so.
Oh.
No, that's why I want to have an awkward conversation with Chatty.
This is done.
She did a good job.
We robbed a bunch of houses.
Okay.
You guys did good.
We...
con...
s...
s...
s...
s...
What a jerk, what a jerk!
Stuck up stupid rich people and they're stupid can't give donations because they just want to have more money and more money
He probably uses all that money that he could give me as a toilet paper roll because he has that much money stupid turning pencil guy
You either wanted it you know, this is the best game in the city I've been locked in all right get over here for your audition
25 minutes or you cut you cut
We'll see you in 25 minutes
We've got someone coming to audition for the gang.
Hey, man, did you find that pretty amusing?
What happened at the burger shop today?
I mean, no, it's okay.
I would like to push my luck a little bit more if you would send me Jean-Pasche's full number
So I can instigate more so he so he has more reasons to come to this house and attempt to murder me because I think it would be pretty funny
Okay, okay, let me see if I still have it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, sir
Also, thank you for taking thought photos for me Helen. She walked out the door
Oh
Any time Wendy any time Wendy any time. Thank you
One two three four five I got a bunch of I got a bunch of bad food that I gotta throw in the garbage
Hello. Hey everybody! Sneaky.
What about you?
Raina made me push this meme back and she ain't even here.
Also, how much money are you making at Burger Shot, Loki?
$11,000 every six hours.
That's really good.
I said how compared to the yeah
You're asking yes, yeah, but no one ever gives them
Hi, I think
Come on in Ellen. I'm gonna show you your fart
Oh, I saw this
I swapped rooms of the most
Your room is really nice too. Do they know yet? I just I just added some stuff
Do they know but I haven't heard yet. No, I can't wait till they see it. Yeah, come see come see
You like my knife show it's scary
But perfect
And I added some painting.
I see that.
Wait, did you need this one?
Wait, no, this actually won't help you, right?
This won't help you, right?
It's materials, right?
I just need a bunch of wooden frames, I see.
I could probably pawn that.
All right, there you go.
I had enough wooden frames on me, so you could.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, it's Bill.
We can put, we can put this stuff, oh my god.
What do you mean?
What, we used to have to wait till we had everything
and now we can put, we can put stuff in one at a time.
Well, you can.
Well, it looks like it, maybe.
No, I think I finished this.
I finished something that needed four wooden frames,
that's all I needed.
And I'm pretty sure it was that picture.
Yeah, it was this picture.
It's built.
Unless I built something inside the other room.
No.
It was the other room.
Ah!
Yuck!
It was that stupid wall!
It's okay.
Hello?
Hey, listen.
It's okay.
Hello?
Hey, listen.
Dude, I mentioned about this meeting, about, you know, the stuff.
TV 24 or whatever.
Not sure what you're gonna talk about.
But there's some people that know the truth and some people that don't, okay?
Okay.
How about what the money's for?
Well, I mean, if it's to bring cups home, another fellow clown.
Um, if anybody says no and doesn't want to do it, I'm kicking them out.
No, I'm kicking him out. I'm kicking him out. But Tickles was trying to convince him last night and then to
And but he he said he'll he says he's up to until Tuesday. He'll work on it, but Tickles told him, you know
Oh, don't worry. Don't worry twinkles. I'll call him
He's gonna pitch in money. He is absolutely gonna pitch in money
All right, well don't he guess that don't know the truth or the one who don't knows
Well catch out the bank today man I'm saying something
I got control of the twinkles don't you worry
We're waiting on Kirk then we're starting this meeting if anybody has any final HR
Now's the time
So
Hello there, and I'm just calling to let you know that there's a bunch of clowns going around calling you banana boy
You know about this. Oh, yeah some clown clown red hair red nose
He's saying you you're banana boy, and you you can't drive or something
I mean, I'm a shitball or Axel, I don't know about real things. Who the fuck is Banana Boy? Fuck you.
They're calling you Banana Boy, man. Apparently you got caught lacking at a farm or something, man.
And they said they're all up at this farmhouse and basically calling you Banana Boy.
What? That never happened. Yeah, wrong guy, wrong guy.
We have a great thing to do at the start of this meeting, and I can't wait to tell you what it all is.
It's gonna be really funny.
Okay
Kirk is still processing he's not getting off work. He lied he's middle of processing a 95
That guy sucks. He's washed up. He's processing his order at burgers
Wait one second. Let me oh he hung up. I was gonna put him on
there Kirk, Kirk's staying at work and not coming here. Okay, let me get that. Let me write that down.
Who is not on the Funhouse business app?
Okay, good, good, good. This is a depressing turnout. Deep is a really bad box to fix this.
What do you mean, fix this?
How do I fix this?
People don't have the will to be alive, okay?
What's not what this is? Is that my-
What?
Well, no.
We're all back in the city going to have to be alive.
I feel that.
Look at him.
No one's here.
No one's here.
We have to get right more than out of be alive.
Oh, the front house is back.
All right, guys.
See you later.
You know, let's see the attitude in this.
No, this is crazy.
The house is back.
We've got to build furniture, guys.
We need to be robbing houses.
We need- we need furniture.
We need things.
things well I need to be chopping cars to get money for this stuff but we're in
a meeting and I can't chop my cars you want to have time to chop cars because
there was only 30 minutes and I can't chop all the cars I need in 30 minutes
and I also had to take the photos and thank you for helping me they are
Phenomenal what's your excuse but I bought 400 materials
Okay
Oh, yeah, I need to see how that's great good work and perhaps is our cost
8500
8000
You want the $28,000?
Yes.
Why do I have a broken spoiler?
Okay, let's try.
I only have $500.
We're gonna start this year.
If you're a movie star that hasn't had their movie yet.
Okay, does anybody have any food?
We're gonna pass out.
Oh, you can ask for it.
There's food on the table.
There's food all over the table.
I made food.
I'm so sorry.
I'm Wendy.
It's been a day.
All right.
It's okay.
Oh, yeah.
Apologizing.
Oh, yeah.
Hello Twinkle.
Wait, what's happening?
Hello, hello.
Ember has a weapons icing.
Yeah.
I did not do that.
Do you know what else we need for furniture?
Shadowbox, where's your mother?
I need to list like...
She's probably in a room.
BASTAAAAAAAM!
Bang-Bam.
Or do you have the materials already like did did you get them over or?
I'm new
I don't know what I'm doing
I've been hearing the pawn shop pays very well.
So what the fuck? No really.
I've been having fun fucking.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, listen listen.
You guys listen to the cool stuff? Yeah, that's cool.
Be tight, be tight.
Behold, this is gonna be a masterpiece. This is gonna be awesome.
It's nothing like you have ever, ever seen before.
Probably have.
BAM BOOM!
Twinkle, where did you get a shotgun?
It goes really well with the skin.
That's another great help. Thank you.
Where did you get that?
That's a tinkler's top.
Oh my god.
You can get shotguns and pistols.
Oh my god.
We got that shotgun, by the way.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We got that shotgun. Let's be fair.
Yeah.
Okay guys, I got it.
to have a meeting we need to share tea i got bad news i got bad news you the price has went up
from two hundred thousand dollars to three hundred thousand dollars i'm not making another
sorry oh you're not pregnant i've been working at the burger shop um i've been working hard okay
and i have i have made my life look like i have degraded myself flipping patties wrapping wrapping
hamburgers
Serving dumb old bags like more egg. Okay, that's what my life has went to to try to do this. Okay now
It is very important that we do this and make
$300,000 by tomorrow big shout out to Amber Amber says she's dropping a bag and
Also Kirk said he's also gonna be dropping a bag. So we're already basically at $200,000
So what's another hundred grand, you know, right fly around
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A good plus.
Okay, it's for a good plus.
What do you mean?
Did you take my schedule and the scam?
No idea, but he's not selling it.
So that just means, Nick, you got a lot more work to do.
You're mine.
What do you mean?
What is the problem here?
What's the problem here?
I'm gonna outbid you for $200,000.
Exactly.
The man was a kid.
That's whoever that person is.
OK, how about we kidnap that person
before whatever this is going for?
No, because that's cowardly.
We get the money, we make sure we outbid.
And if we do lose, Ember's going to execute him
there and then in front of everybody.
But that's not going to happen.
I brought one for you.
Your twinkles are showing.
You're just making a sugar out of the land.
You realize the girls get to keep 90% of the money,
right you're just not that but listen listen listen wait wait did you hear
what this sneaky just said sneaky say that again we should not disrespect women
in this house okay they should keep it cuz they earned it he actually said
we're just gonna rob them
They keep 90% right?
And then we rob them and take 50% of their 90%.
That's what we do.
You want to rob his strippers?
Chatterbox.
You want me to go on first and hit the 90% away, right?
It's our money!
We rob them money and then...
You want to rob Ray?
You want to get hurt like I'm going to rob her?
No, no, no, because she's only getting a percentage, right?
So we rob Jordan Miles and whatever else, right?
And then we give it to her after.
Right, Sneaky?
So she gets 100% of what we put down.
I've lost your mind.
What do you mean?
This was...
What do you mean?
You're about to say it's my idea.
Is that what you're about to say?
You said...
Yeah, it is.
Technically, it is.
Because you said...
You said rob and then you packed...
I am speaking.
I am speaking, Helen.
I am speaking.
Don't be rude, okay?
Sneaky, you said let's rob them and then you backtrack saying we should respect women
So why can't we just do both we can rob them and respect them at the same time?
Okay, because we robbed Jordan Miles, and we're still respecting women if we give all the money we brought from her to
Ray, okay simple easy peasy done
All right, fine. I'll jump to that loophole. Let's do it
Anybody opposed?
You're not robbing me
wait when I get it you're not confused. Twinkle's decided he wanted to lie. I don't know why he
would want to lie but he lied. Okay, this is up this is a we're going to the VU tomorrow at 7pm
Eastern Standard Time to bid on cops to bring her home. Well, okay, let's go say something. Oh,
I would have I would have paid it no matter what
You see, you know not everybody has the same history as several months, you know, they don't attach me so you know
Twinkle's live he fibbed but
Yes
The abouries in the money for tomorrow, but the thing is Twinkle's is actually saving up for a storage unit
So the money that's that he uses gonna go for that. I think it's gonna buy himself because that's one of his
I agree. I agree. It should go to
Yeah, whatever we don't bed goes to the soldier. Yeah, that's great
I would talk it
That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. See this oh everybody wins
But here's the thing guys and you can't ask me questions about it
But when twinkles wins because he will win because we are all gonna put this money together bring cups home
Okay, so whenever this happens that the day is of this so called the date, but it's not a date
And if you guys call it a date, I'm gonna smoke all of you. Okay
All right
Good now. It could be a friendly now. Now. The goal is to bring her here
Bring her here and then just hang out with her have a good day
I'm just just but just be just have a good day. Okay, but I'm not allowed to be here. Okay. I can't be here
So it's your responsibility. It's your responsibility, please
Well, you're making those babies it
I haven't I haven't seen my mom in four years
When that's the attitude that is the attitude I'm looking for
I have 167 drawings for this woman.
I need mom advice.
Wait, what did you just say?
I don't know who she is.
What's your question?
I'll do what needs to be done.
Sneaky, let me get on your level.
Okay? Okay? Okay? If she is annoying, you better love how annoying she is. You understand me, you skeleton sack of yuck? You better love it, okay?
That's what it is, okay? Because you know what? I love how annoying you are all the time, you and your watching people through windows and being in the back of go-pulsing trucks.
I think that's awesome, okay? Because we love each other for how different we are, okay? Love each other's crazy, alright? Except for Amber, alright?
Geez!
Have lost your mind.
Who's that lost bitch?
It was nothing, I'm gonna go and slice you.
Someone's muscle car just took out a half the fence by the way.
Marlene, you're gonna pay $20,000 to repair that fence.
It's gonna be in the Funhouse account by the end of the day.
Alright, so there was someone's muscle car looked at Fly Room.
I'm gonna switch it.
I was perfectly putting it next to it.
Wendy has a comment, she's been holding a comment for like 30 seconds.
Sneaky? Sneaky? Sneaky?
Okay.
What's the question, buddy? What's the question, guys?
What's the question, bud?
Yeah, can Wendy speak?
What?
I think can Wendy speak.
Um, Wendy? I have a comment.
What's going on, Wendy? Yes.
What's up?
Um, so for tomorrow, yeah, not again.
Yeah, I just have to realize that. Go ahead.
Yeah, that's it. Let's do it.
So for tomorrow, I'm a part of the viewer girls group chat, and it's like
It looks like they are hiring security. So my suggestion was I'll simply say I want to smoke a cigarette
Before you know anything because I'm nervous. You know the cigarettes make me nauseous
No, besides the point besides the point and then we'll have somebody hide a gun in the dumpster
And I'll just get the gun from the dumpster shove it in my thigh highs
Again, it will be good. Well, here's another thing that we could do. All right
That is a very good idea Wendy. Love the ideas. This is perfect. So we can do that.
Or we can get another gun somewhere, somehow, some way, right?
And we planted there tonight. Or hours before they even set up for the event.
It's in there tucked away planted somewhere no one's going to look.
Thoughts?
So she's going to the oxygen.
What do you mean she's going to the oxygen?
Where I hide the guns there before. Is there a job to like smuggle guns?
Yes, he's gonna do that, but we also have a never gun in there in case her plan fails
Okay, also chatty the view doors are locked already asked about them the view doors are always locked and lesson managers there
Okay, I have a manager
100% gonna have to do it then
That's fine. I picked out a stripper outfit that I can fit a gun in and that is very difficult
Sorry, man. I'm sorry, but we can't get a gun by tomorrow by the time when he has to go in there
You have to give her your shotgun
No, listen Twinkle has a weapons license, we're gonna rob every nation's radar for more guns.
We're fine.
Okay, okay.
Anybody have any more questions about this topic?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got a good amount of questions.
Sneaky?
Sneaky?
Sneaky?
What's up man?
You got a question?
What's going on?
So, so, so like, when she sees Twinkle say, 20,000, is she gonna like, go with that or
like-
She has to it's not her choice to it's it's a public bidding and she opts herself in which means she opted herself in for anybody to place bids
So twinkles is going to bid bid bid bid bid bid bid bid
Okay, because guess what because guess what guess what guess what guys guess what?
We're gonna fight fight fight to get this done
That's not what I meant to do.
We don't hear you, Chattie.
I was trying to say that we're going to fight, fight, fight to get this done.
We're going to fight!
Who are you on this call?
I've been around them too much lately.
Hey, Helen.
Helen?
Hi, Helen.
Hey, Helen.
Hey, Helen.
Hey, box.
I'm in the middle of asking mine. You got a question? You got a question, Ellen?
I have a couple. Are you sure this is a good idea?
Are you saying this is a bad idea?
No. Are you saying this is a bad idea?
If there are things that are complicated that she can't just...
If she wants to hang out with you guys, but for whatever reason, she's not, and it's complicated,
Is it really a good idea to go force her into a corner about it? I have a rebuttal to this
Well
Hush we can't hear you if you are talking to both well, yeah, I'm chatty just fucking walled us
Is that what you're looking for?
No, not really.
Let me tell you something.
I'm going to tell you something.
I mean, is this going to get her or her?
No, no, no.
As long as I am not in the vicinity, it'll be fine.
Why would it?
Why is you being in the vicinity?
It doesn't matter.
That doesn't matter to you.
It doesn't matter to anybody that matters to me.
It's my business.
ask me questions about it it's just the way life is okay and guess what if it's
really that big of a deal and she demands that she can't come here doesn't
want to do this at least at the very minimum she ain't gonna go with no one
else so I don't mass brutally murder them and go back to prison for 20 years
that's a good answer is that acceptable for you
I
You already fumbled
You have a question you have a question you you got a question. Okay question. Yes, I have a question next I have a question next
What if I outfit wrinkles?
Then you're the one getting shot so then you have to pull that gun you have to shoot yourself in the stomach
Why the st- NEXT QUESTION?
I don't think he's going to die from.
Uh, yeah, I have a question.
Wendy?
Where the fuck is Kirk?
Working.
Oh, so he hates us. Okay, now that's cool.
Okay, I got a question.
Oh, you got a question, Sneaky! You got a question!
You got a question! You got a question!
You got a question!
Do you think- What's up, man?
What's up? What's up? What's up?
Do you think it'd be a good idea-
idea if like she doesn't know it's the
clowns until she gets to the foot house
like we could be in disguise like we
supposed to be in the sky or something
you want to take all the so you want to
ruin the flex you want so what you're
saying is niki you want to ruin the
You want the money
You want to ruin the map?
I thought it wasn't about the money, you know?
I was always told as sneaky the grounder clown
Oh, I was told it wasn't about the money, sneaky it's about the money
The key is the clown's money
It's not always about the money
So you're trying to impress her?
I mean, no, because that's not what's going to impress her
That doesn't matter. It's saving her, okay?
Either way, it's a power move for Twinkles,
because Twinkles needs to have something,
something out of this, because all these, you know,
some ring of jealous. We talked about it.
That's what it's for.
Trying to make Raina jealous?
Moving on, moving on.
Just ask him to talk to another woman for two minutes.
So it was his? Yeah, he happens to make Raina jealous.
Yeah? Right.
Uh, Teneboss.
Yes, Flyron.
I heard Danny's the manager at the VU.
He might be able to help get weapons in.
I'm going to be honest with you, I don't know if that's a good idea, but Donnie's mad at me right now.
Yeah, Donnie is mad at you and also Donnie is...
Yeah, he was saying a lot of stuff about you yesterday.
He also, from what I gather from the VU women's group chat, he don't control nothing.
They just let him think he controls things.
I can't confirm. I'm in that group chat
changing the subject now we need
$300,000 by tomorrow so it'll be fine
now that's moving on okay I need
everybody here to pull out their phones
everybody here pull out their phones and
I want you to go on the socials app
everybody get to the socials app Helen
Helen Helen Helen. Thank you Helen. Okay, so what we're gonna do is it twinkles twinkles twinkles twinkles twinkles twinkles twinkles socials app
Twinkles, okay, so everybody go to the socials app. I mean Helen Helen Helen
participation Helen participation is key here Helen
participation news, okay, so go to socials app create a post and you start with this at
Just X and you want to tag John Paul just X
I'm not saying just put the letter X, but the word just and then X, look, I think I
just did it
okay
perfect oh perfect out
who the hell is cheating unit fan 1 2 3
oh my
what the fuck
what the fuck
Tee bitch
I don't get what it what's it mean?
Vote for my man raise your hands
Where's my man
So ankle
He said who the fuck is that?
Why just Wendy?
Why did you only who Wendy?
No, he's not who-ing Wendy.
He's trying to say who is banana boy.
Trying to insinuate he's not banana boy, even though he knows he's banana boy.
Yeah, do you have me blocked or something?
I can't see it.
Did you talk to him about like being a banana boy or something?
Yeah, I've been calling a banana boy for days and he's losing his mind. He chased me with a gun. Anyway, um
It was funny next thing. Oh, we do need to get but this is after the auction
We get a storage unit. We need to focus on the house
I would like to say that bell did a good job in here. When do you know help the lie emmer?
Yeah, ever did did a great job because if this room is done this room is completed
The only room in the whole house is completed
Well, I'm not panicking. I'm mostly the kitchen.
Okay, fair enough. But, you know, it's something we need to do because, guys, we're going to be raking in dough.
As soon as the house is done, I can make my next plan and I have a plan to make us a lot of dough.
Deli-li-dal-li-dues, okay?
Loonies and Tonies.
Oh, we do.
That's right. That's right.
We're going down under.
Okay, anyway, um, okay moving on Helen Helen Helen
Helen yeah boss
All the complaints are for correct
Every single complaint
if
one is about
right now is not here one is about amber
car
happy
car
car
car
car
car
car
car
car
car
car
car
car
car
any money for any kind of repair for my vehicle and then ask me for money for insurance. He's a spoiled brat.
Firebox? Um, yeah, I'm okay. Um, well, um, I can explain. I don't remember. Therefore innocent.
That's fair. That's fair. That's over. He's not that spoiled. He's definitely spoiled.
He's not I'm so spoiled. I'm so spoiled. My life is very spoiled. That's right. Wow. The sun is setting but
I went away really quick. All right, go ahead. That's and then in an imbar, this one says, okay, how come you
J or fucking Bell's wife? That's fucked up, bro. How come you were mad at J or at Bell while you're
fucking Bell's wife that's fucked up bro is the Ember complaint. Ember I do need to bring
you and Jaina and Callista Bell in for an HR meeting. I've been getting multiple reports
about the lesbian, threesome, thrupples, situations going on between you and your wife and your
sister. It's really messed up so I'm gonna have to bring you guys into the office about it if
if you don't get it sorted out.
What's the yuck?
Yo, it's crazy.
All of your last names, all of your last names are Belle.
You guys are weird.
Janet didn't change her name.
You guys are weird.
It's been years since they broke up.
You guys are weird.
Weird alert, weird alert.
It is very strange.
Amber, do you have any defense for fucking Belle's wife?
We asked Belle before Hans.
What?
I get there's like an unspoken rule.
Like right before?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Okay.
Does Belle watch?
I don't want to know anything about it.
Please.
It's not our business.
Oh.
She's asking Belle because she also married Belle.
bell she's Bell sister biologically she's Bell sister and she's fucking Bell's
wife ex-wife yeah ex-wife yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm so dumb yet okay well
that those are the complaints for the people in the room Kirk's got a couple
you know happy's got one but they're not but they're not here okay I also haven't
receive complaints when I have received concerns about the bell
frouple situation.
OK, we'll leave that to your office.
You know, I've got that.
I've got a job to make money.
OK, well, hold on.
Well, hold on.
Twinkle's how?
Explain the process of robbing ammunition now.
Is it different?
Oh, it's easy.
Nope.
All you got to do is just get a handy dandy lockpick
from Mega Bar.
You can only buy one every two hours and 30 minutes.
Because, um, you know, you have restrictions now, then just make sure you go to an actuation that is closed.
If they close at 10pm, um, make sure that when you go to, it's closed and there's an open.
You just, uh, take your handy-dandy lock pick, and you break in.
Um, be careful, the owner may show up and he may-
You
Oh
Yeah, I'm a little aware of that part, right Tessa?
Yeah
Oh yeah, that one was funnier
Cause we were in no way new to happening
We were blocks away and the guy got out of bed
Ran towards and shot me with a shotgun
Yeah, that was awesome
It sounded like the Terminator
That's awful
Yeah, but
Yeah, either that or sometimes they have guard dogs that are
You know they hear the alarm and they will go inside and attack you so they attract a lighted
Gun if you have one just to be on the safe side
But if the cops show up you should be generally safe because you know
Get a hostage
Get a hostage hostage then after that you want to rob
The two registers in one of the registers is gonna be a key
The key is used to open a safe and then once you open the safe. There's a weapon inside
There's an inside.
It can be a shotgun or pistol from a little far.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, that's pretty interesting.
I like that.
Oh, and don't forget you can steal...
Yeah, yeah.
And don't forget you can steal ammo.
I like to go around with Oozies too,
and I assume that's what I got them.
Oh, it makes sense.
Just make sure you guys get the ammo and the armor vest from there.
Karak, can you stay over there?
Karak, can you get out for a second?
You can't hear this.
Yeah, sure.
Just make sure you've got.
I'm gonna get you, bitch.
He does look like Shaggy.
Yeah, thank you.
I see it.
No, no, the full comic.
I will. I will when he's back.
I will when he's back.
Like, I'm going to twinkle.
Yo, why are you doing wicked Shaggy, man?
Here's baby.
Rob, uh, when you steal the vest and the ammo, sometimes it may be too heavy and it may fall on the ground, so just keep in mind with that.
Okay.
Just keep a lookout, cause it's happened to us a couple times.
Yeah, that's all.
People are getting robbed while farming by low spanditas, which is speedies.
People that are robbing farmers in Grape Seed.
I believe the crowd initiative is disneyed.
Yeah, and it worked. They all got arrested.
Right yeah, and they're really angry about it. I wrote a letter to John Paul about it, and he was really angry
The guy we all thought it ain't a boy an animal. Yeah
Other than that
I'm going back to jail for probably only four years as
Yeah, yeah, I did I cooperated and I snitched on a lot a lot of people got arrested
Can you stand up and look at me right who got arrested while that whole click I just
talked about that was doing this stuff up in Grape seed here
Oh, I'm just the fight against Rama Swami's crew.
I got Benji arrested. I got Donnie arrested.
There's a couple other things I can't remember now.
So they are moving on their honest
Kwame stuff. Oh, yeah.
You think they're moving fast enough
or you think he's going to be mayor
and then immediately get kicked out?
He'll probably get mayor and pardon himself.
Yeah.
I was told five years
It's why he's gonna try to push for now for the plea deal and then
Yeah, then I'll have to start for because I did a year already
So that's pretty cool, that's pretty cool
But the whole view thing Twindles is in charge obviously
Twindles in charge of that and
Kirk Kirk so Kirk you're here
Um, how much are you gonna contribute to the bring cups home fun buddy?
Well
I'm kind of down bad right now. What does that mean?
You only got like I could probably break off a couple thousand like 50 grand
Like three grand what do you think much money do you have my first day at work was very expensive?
Got because I'm a cadet that I had this I was on each duty and I spent like six grand today just being on duty
I need to know if I'm broker than you
I got $600 I put I put 17,000 and then I put another
$10,000 into that account.
Okay.
Okay.
That does count.
So, I've got about $6,000 for the hiccups fired fund.
Kirk.
Kirk.
What?
How much money you got?
$6,000.
Are you judging me for only getting $6,000?
I put $27,000 in there, Kirk.
Can you tell me I can buy it for more than you?
Yeah, who gave you that voice at the best?
Everybody, everybody, man.
Yeah, and it doesn't...
Anyway, um...
What?
I put five in.
More than Kirk.
Hey, man.
Sorry.
I was puttin' in six.
So I don't wire you more...
You put in zero.
You put in zero.
I've already put in mine.
First of all.
I'll beat your ass.
What? What?
Let's get to Kirk's complaints.
I got a chop.
OK, well, yeah, Kirk, you have complaints.
You have complaints.
Kirk, you've got a number of HR complaints.
Hold on, notebook.
It says they look like pinky in the brain of cops.
Kirk, what say you?
I what did you even say?
You said you and Stubble look like pinky in the brain
if you work. We were caught. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And one of them really mean. One of
them's really stupid. And then the other one's short and mean. Yeah, that's. Well, I think
whoever come up. It was quite clever. Next up, Kirk's most recent outfit looks like he's
shaggy but he had all the scooby snacks and scooby L outfit and then finally
Kirk staying at work. Kirk what? Kirk staying at work. That's my complaint.
What? Also we- Kirk staying at work! I don't get it. Please don't yell at me. You're working
too much. They hate it. I've also got one more Kirk complaint. One whole day of work
is way too much for a clown. And then the final complaint-
with me having a private fucking corner
talk station with the girls because you guys
have been through a lot of what I've been doing.
Come on.
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo.
Radick actually sent me doing a phenomenal job
and he's very proud of you.
Thanks.
And then the final complaint is Kirk told me a script
and impressed upon me that I couldn't tell anybody,
but then turns out literally everyone knew,
so I was stressed for no reason.
Wait, where'd Ember go?
Did she die?
Whoever put that complaint in here is silly.
He's not even starting to have any relationship.
Oh yeah.
I hope everyone's been doing good.
Yeah, yeah, we'll see about that.
We'll see how good it is.
See you now.
What?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
I got one too.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, I love you.
Yeah, don't play with that shit.
Yo, that's T!
The flip?
Yeah, don't play no games with me. That's my duty, girl.
Hey, Kirk! How did you get that?
Put your hands up, Kirk.
What?
It's a joke. It's a joke.
It's a joke.
I've been outgunned immediately.
Hey, should you be carrying that on duty? What if you get robbed?
Don't worry, bet.
What kind of duty is that?
Oh, God!
I forgot to put it away
Tessa evicted moose knuckles and stumbles out of their room and banished them to the kitchen pantry
Because of their lack of ability to do anything with the room in an orderly fashion
So Tessa went and claimed the room and put a bunch of stuff in there
So if you're ever looking for moose knuckles and or stumbles, they will be in the pantry in the kitchen
They're in their bunk beds
Can't you guys think of the question?
Can you guys announce me?
That's too much words to type.
Maybe Helen will do it if she wants to.
I don't think there should be an announcement.
I think that they should notice on their own.
I think that's perfect. I want to see Stumbles crash out.
And then we rage bait Stumbles when he crashes out a body.
Get some to shoot us or something and then we call the cops?
Mm-hmm.
Wait, he is a cop.
exactly. Get him fired. You know, I'm funny if he got fired over his own.
Same to him today.
Yeah, she did.
Um, Happy was stalking cups. He called me and goes, Hey man, I'm 85% sure this is her.
And I'm like, what are you talking about? See, I was at the tool store getting a toolbox
And she was there with some cop.
And the cop was fixing her car.
So I followed her on the way to Mission World PD.
And she's walking in such as a meeting.
She has to follow right along with Matt Rhodes.
I'm like, okay, so I pulled up there.
And I'm like, hey, where?
And he goes, her car is the blue car.
The far one on the left in the parking spot there.
And I'm like, oh, where are you?
Across the street.
I'm in Clownedo.
I look, he's sitting like 20 feet from her car in his clowned out ASBO
sitting there saying he was in clowneto and he followed her in the most
comfortable clown car I've ever seen in my yuckin life!
Ah!
Did you see it? Did she see his?
I don't know!
Shit.
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know!
And how am I supposed to know? I'll never know.
I'll ask you.
Okay.
We are all being tracked by HAPPY, because when I asked him if we were the red dots on his map on the computer in his room on the screen,
he pretended he was getting pulled over and hung up the phone.
Just so you know.
Other than that, $300,000.
Tomorrow.
For a job to make money. Good luck
Whatever money we have left. What ever money we have left after this goes towards the storage unit for everybody
Good
I gotta go chopper in a pattern. Let's get out of everybody. Oh
Fire on I like that saying I say that a lot. That's a good saying you should keep saying it
I
Fly around
Thanks, you do too
Okay, so Helen can I talk to you in your office?
Hi Helen
Don't say that well, it's cuz you didn't finish the chairs. I
Can finish working
I need I need what I need here. I need I need a fabric roll and one stuffing. Let me grab a click
Oh my god, this is a
2 fabric roll, you know what, 3 fabric roll, stuffing, what does stuffing look like, chat?
this bullshit fluff thanks is that what it looks like on here
Oh
Nothing
Hi
Okay, so I had to grab other things too, uh, okay, all right, all right, there we go.
My chair built there.
Now I'm going to sit in said chair that I built, sit in this chair, let me just, alright, that's good.
Uh, Helen?
Uh, Helen?
Um, so like, problem, although I heard was like, problem, well, there's a problem.
I think you need to, I think you're right.
You definitely need to bring ember, bell and Ray and Jaina in here.
That's very important, but I also think that you should also bring ember in here and apologize for being so rude. You know, I mean
When she agreed
Well, no, it was the after things to bedmate or walk out, you know, I think I think you're an apology for that
You're pretty pushing, you know and apologize on my behalf to like it's kind of your job
I'm not apologizing on your behalf.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, between you and me.
All right, you mean the birds?
All right.
You know that when I said whatever money we don't bid goes
to the storage unit?
Well, 10 grand of that is going to go to you.
So, you know.
That Mac, Rob, she goes $5,000.
I'm dead yucking, serious.
You're nothing but promise me money and then knock it off.
I have paid.
I have paid.
And then things happened.
OK.
Now, what am I paying you?
HR stuff.
when you didn't do any HR work in the last four years.
I was available, I was available the whole time.
I was still on retirement.
Okay, all right, that's crazy.
That's what's part of these things.
All right, well, okay.
I'm sure the bunker needed HR.
You guys should have ran.
Nobody calls in two years.
Don't worry, Will.
I was busy.
So you owe me.
I was busy.
I don't care.
Of course you don't care.
HR doesn't care.
That's classy, classy.
Okay, well, yeah, so there's that.
Okay, you need to get this office in order, Helen.
I don't know what you gotta do,
but you gotta do something.
You gotta get this office.
I'm trying to pop houses.
Look, you can't pop houses.
Okay, so when you bring Jena Belleneva in here,
look at the clock.
When you bring Jena Belleneva in here,
a punishment for whoever is not great
in that conversation is to finish your office.
And I think that's fair, wouldn't you say?
Okay, and when it's in burn, she crashes out.
And you're gonna expect me to go through here?
She won't crash out, she won't crash out.
Just don't let her, don't let her crash out until she pays us the money that she owes, because we need that money.
Are you just using her for?
Everybody has, uh, everybody has value, and this is Amber's value.
That's crazy.
It's, but it's good. She has value. She, look, you see, that's crazy. That's a bad thing. Okay. Everybody, oh, every one of us has our own place. Okay.
And look, Amber has purpose. Okay. She's a weapon and she helps get things done. Okay.
She's helping, okay?
Yeah.
Look at Lily, nice guy.
She's a shotgun of her own.
Look at Lily, nice guy.
She didn't do nothing.
Dead.
She's gone from-
What?
No, she's dead.
She's been dead for years.
Yeah, exactly.
No help at all.
It's all useless.
Yeah, it's all like, I mean...
Come on.
Now, um...
I was gonna get you to do something else and then I forgot.
Because I can't believe how messy this office is, but, you know, I forgot.
Oh boy.
Oh, I need you because your HR needs to handle this for me. Um, I need you to call the commissioner and politely ask him
What is happening with my plea deal? I'm waiting here patiently
My ADHD is getting to me and you representing me through a fun health HR
You're sensing problems. You're sensing me getting antsy and things need to get done. Oh
Oh, wait.
Okay, you want me to call the hot commission?
Okay.
And I'll show him about your plea deal.
Okay.
That's right.
Do that.
Tell them I have ADHD and you sent me getting antsy.
And sooner rather than later because things are going to happen.
Okay.
All right.
All right, I will press the hot about your plea deal
Perfect, okay good. I need my money. I need my money box. I mean
Sucks more and more as time goes on. Okay, I only get broker. Okay, that's not true
But he gets more difficult to manage the emotions. No, it's a hundred percent true
You're going off the rails over the same girl you've got on the way.
You're losing 50k over the office, by the way.
What do you mean I'm losing 50k over the office?
I'm docking 50k for you getting an office here instead of having to use your office anywhere else, okay?
That's part of this, so.
I'm sorry, repeat that?
I'm docking $50,000 because I gave you an office.
It's coming out of what I owe you, okay?
$30,000, $50,000, $30,000, $45,000, $812,000, $100,000, $22,812, $110,000, $2,812, $50,000,
$30,000 final offer 4950 final offer $30,000 final offer $40,000 final offer $17,000 final
offer I'm adding $17,000 on top of the $50,000 $55,000 $17,000 $170 final offer $45,000 and
One loony 30 thousand one hundred and seventy dollars thirty seven thousand dollars
What'd you just say thirty seven thousand dollars seven thousand dollars thirty seven
thirty seven thousand seven none okay now get that phone call done Helen it's time to get to work
here. Let's not wait for the grass to grow.
Call box. Make the call here. Wait, I'll make the first one with
you right here. Okay.
I'm on behalf of me and Chatterbox.
I'm sorry on behalf of me and chatterbox
Hello Commissioner Dawson, this is Helen with Clown HR.
Clown HR?
Yes, Clown.
I'm HR on DSC right now, I'm not clocked in as DSC, I'm Clown HR right now.
Okay, can I contact Justin Lam, she wanted to get in the Jets, doctor.
Oh, yeah, yeah. What did you mean? What did Desk talk to you about?
She wanted to meet. I didn't get a chance to talk to her.
Oh, she wanted to meet with you. She contacted you and she wants to see you.
She like wants to hang out.
How about hanging out? I think she wants to meet you.
Oh, oh, um, cool. Um, okay. Uh, yeah. Um, oh, I, um, uh, okay.
You can call me out.
He's busy.
He- Helen, what happened there?
What do you mean?
She just wants to talk to the commissioner. That's all.
What? What are you talking about?
That's- what?
What?
Okay, hold on. Okay.
Are you good?
Okay, and Raymon just wanted to talk to a judge.
So what's the beef?
What? Okay, we're gonna get mean now.
What?
What? Okay, we're gonna get mean now. You're gonna get mean now, huh?
Yeah, because I think you're crazy.
Tessa, can you come in?
Through the back door, the back door.
Sorry, I've got the baby gate up.
What did you want to talk to the commissioner about, Tessa?
Because she just called the commissioner to represent me, Tessa.
I'm sorry Tessa, what did you say? I'm sorry Tessa, what did you say when you walked in before we got really mad?
I really hate, I hate the baby gate.
Well that's my baby gate.
Well I hate it.
Well, there are a lot of things.
Okay, okay, ladies, come on, come on, come on.
We can't be professional here, okay?
Life is on the line here.
Mine!
Okay!
So we gotta get to the bottom of the-
Now boss is here trying to talk.
Okay, okay, alright.
Tessa, I got a question Tessa, the commissioner never called you back, right?
No, okay, so Helen just called them because Helen was going to ask some questions and then he said,
well can I just call Tessa because she wanted to talk to me. So this is a perfect opportunity for
you to call the commissioner right now and talk to him and maybe ask a few questions for me about
my plea deal that I've been waiting for because my ADHD is killing me and I might do a crime and
get back get arrested and ruin everything. Wait, is that what you wanted to talk to the
commissioner about? Tell him you're jealous. Oh, hello. I was just kind of following up
on my call from yesterday.
Well, I wanted to talk to you about two things,
actually two issues that I had.
And one of them was about
something that happened yesterday, a few times.
And I don't know if you guys had caught wind of it,
but had a person dressing like a clown
um that was going around doing things and I just wanted to make a full report on
it and I knew that you and I think Baio were dealing with this case um and I
think it's related in some way
Oh, I'm just a police force, ma'am.
Oh, okay.
Um, I could come down to the VU.
Um, I also wanted to...
I have Chaddy here, and he was wondering about his, uh, his stuff as my...
My ADHD is killing me, Mr. Commissioner!
I got ADHD!
It's on the docket. I'm just waiting for the judges to sign it. Oh, that's it. Oh
Who do you need a signature from
The judges any judge
Okay, okay, okay, all right, just Grayson or
Just Thomas I believe the attorney general sign that
He was the president for the crime.
Oh, OK.
OK, well, thank you, commissioner.
Yeah.
OK, OK.
Are you going to get the view for a minute or?
Yeah, I'm speaking with Ms. Miles about the North
Event at the beach.
OK.
I will be down there and we can chat.
All right, fantastic.
OK, thank you.
Bye-bye.
No, I don't have a phone.
I'm looking at it right now, it's...
I don't see any...
I don't see any plea agreement.
Is there a plea agreement?
It says it still says the old thing, 15 years on that, boy.
A recommendation.
I don't see anything else.
I see your terrorist base.
I'll um, I'll do about it.
I'm gonna go down there.
Oh
Is that all you need it yeah, yeah, I was just curious
Yeah, at least it went all the way up this time
So Helen how we feelin
She's going down to the view to see the commissioner
I
Just me or those boys the washer and dryers she's been around violently
Yeah, no one of them. Yes
My hip it's mad
Alright, well thank you Helen great job today great job job great job great job. I hate this job more with every
But excuse me on the verge of quitting you're not gonna quit how you need this job. I'm you need this job
I'm really on the verge of quitting, I'm really on the verge of quitting, it's getting really
unbearable.
I'm really getting unbearable.
You need this job.
You don't pay me!
You don't pay me!
I pay you with friendship right now.
And that's one of the most important things in the world at that time like this Helen.
You don't act like my friend box.
Yeah, what's up, Cormie?
Hey, what up, yo?
What up?
Yeah, I sent 20k.
My man!
Yeah, I was very inking-spiculous about the note.
No.
Not human j-
fire on just said
stop
hi
yeah just put stuff
I gotta get my weapons lessons.
Hmm.
I gotta make a fuck.
I gotta make a fuck.
I
Hello
Hello, this is Shannon Buster-Clan. I just want to call you because you're a sanitation worker and our house is looking
Very nasty, the trash bins are full.
And we're gonna need somebody to come down here
and handle us at some point.
Okay, all right, chatterbox.
I can definitely bet I sent someone down your way.
Yeah, all right.
When are your best days to have someone come down
and clean up?
Any day, any day works.
Any day, any time, so there's normally
almost always somebody around almost.
Okay, all right.
Well, you know what?
I will let someone know, and they'll come by on Wednesday.
How's that?
Wednesday?
OK, Wednesday.
Sounds good.
All right, sounds good.
I will talk to you then.
Oh, thank you, sir.
I'm going to call you to make sure that it gets cleaned,
though.
So if no one shows up, call me back on Wednesday, OK?
OK, sounds great.
Thank you.
You're very welcome.
Have a great day.
All right, bye-bye.
fuck is up with this guy
I'm gonna use this opportunity chat to go use the restroom and then I go find something to do for the rest of the day
I don't know we gotta make a little bit of coin when we just I want to rock chash we chash we should say fuck it
Should we say fuck it and do crime and risk it for the biscuit?
In a disguise or some shit hit some Ami nations
We risk it for the biscuit
All right, Chad, one sec, I'll be right back.
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Okay, sorry about that, I was putting some tea on too.
Okay, our phone ring, did the phone ring?
Did the phone ring chat?
It did, huh?
I figured.
I figured.
Okay.
Okay, I figured.
Okay.
How was it in the middle of something?
Oh yeah, in the middle of talking to somebody else?
Probably by your gambling problems, huh?
You know who it was?
Not exactly who it was.
Who was it?
Vivek.
Oh, that dumb sack of yuck.
What are you talking to him for?
Well, we interviewed questions.
Interview questions?
Is he winning mayor or something?
I think we'll be frankly interviewed all the way Los Santos men.
Is at this point he better win if I'm going to prison for this whole set up it'll be worth it.
You know what I mean?
You tell me you don't have any resentment to the fact that he's costing you potentially
a hundred thousand dollars in the years of your life.
As long as I did a good job and I have the satisfaction of doing something right, I guess
This is fine.
I guess it's fine.
He's not even going to offer to pay your fines associated with it because if he's writing
your essentially paying, he's uprising.
Right.
So then, so wait, wait, wait.
Because I did this for him, you think he would, I could convince him to give me all
the, oh my God, this is brilliant.
He should win.
Now I'm conflicted.
Anyway, I'm still going to testify against him.
Anyway, um, um, um, I got a question.
You're a really powerful attorney-pencil guy, right?
I guess so.
Does that make you the bosses of the judges?
Uh, yes.
Can you call him and be like,
hey, get his plea deal approved so he can,
this clown can sign it and he can do his yuck in time.
I got ADHD! I have ADHD, man! I've lost my mind up in here!
You know, not everybody wants to particularly just go to prison.
Well, I mean, like, the faster I go to prison, the faster I get out. You know what I'm saying?
And I worked hard while I was out here to get a good play deal.
Alright, I was snitching. I got like a dozen people arrested already and the people are mad at me
You want to use
And there's your own protection right now. Well, no not really. I just want to get it over with
So I could feel like I live my normal life again
I'm like
Do bad things I'm just saying like you know, I don't feel like I got a guy gonna look over my shoulder
You know, like, like, like Officer Maxwell saying,
you better check in, get out of here.
I'm like, it sucks.
Ha ha ha.
Well, Tanner, it sounds like that you always
have to look over your shoulder.
Well, that's true, but like...
Knowing everything that's just happened in the past week.
It's different because, like, Haley Maxwell's not
going to kill me.
She's just going to talk to me.
And that's worse than killing me at this point.
All right?
It sucks.
She sucks.
You've ever heard of talk?
Oh my god.
You know, the funny part is that I heard this quote
the other day.
The safest place for Chatterbox is in prison right now.
Send me a partner!
SEND ME A-
Get- get my plea- get them to sign this plea deal, man.
Get them to get this plea deal, thus I could sign it,
I could draw my picture of my face on that little paper,
they could put me in jail, I can buy 20 dices,
get out, and I can start planning my next game event.
I wanna play Clown Risk, the new Chatterbox Edition,
because the new dice, new and improved!
I'm gonna go to jail! I gotta get this over with, man!
They were trying to give me 15 years! I worked my duck off!
The last two days! It's only get five!
Alright, I'll stick to it. Give me a moment.
Thank you, sir.
There might have to be a slight ramp because there's some unfortunate IT glitches with it, but we'll see what we can do.
You just said a bunch of words that make no sense, okay, but make sense of this sir. Okay, make sense of this
I am doing the government all of you guys a solid
I snitched and I'm refusing to get a lawyer because you know what lawyers want to do
I got lawyers calling me wanting to take this case for whatever reason to stick it to you guys
And I'm not doing that. I'm taking it on the chin. I'm making things easy
Minimizing paperwork
So, you keep saying sir, hey.
Respectfully, sir.
Ah, sir.
We help you out with this.
We got you.
We have all that done.
Thank you, sir.
Ha, ha, ha.
Now, promise me this.
I can get this through to you.
Help me help you.
But, but, but, but what if you think
you're helping me, but you're not?
Okay, okay, okay, okay. I promise you, in time, I will explain EVERYTHING.
Alright. Promise.
Yeah. I promise, in time, I will explain EVERYTHING!
Yes, that is a sigh.
Look, as long as Baird doesn't get hurt.
Then it would be in your best interest to get this plea deal done.
I'll see what I can do.
Thank you, sir.
Chat, we go through this data auction.
Barrick is there, and if he bids, win or not, 10 bucks will kill him.
So it is better that he is not able to attend and that he is in prison because Chatterbox
will fucking kill him.
Ray was right.
All right?
Raymond was right.
This the best thing is for him to be in fucking jail
Perm a barrack fuck that absolutely not I would I would 1g my monitor if I was the cause of that
Exactly bird. Exactly. Exactly bird. That's exactly what I would
Thank you.
Yes, I called this guy, yes hello, Mr. June Poole, yes, my name is Reggie, I work for
The trucking companies here. We have big truck with pallet. There's a pallet here for you
Has yeah, it's a pallet of green things in here is this for you
It's a it's a big green
It's a bit the big green middle finger because you go yuck yourself. Okay. Thank you. Have a good day
I
Why you say oh shit
Hey, hello, yo, yeah, oh
You caught oh wait this for you Reggie this for you
yes hello yes hello can I talk who's talking this phone yeah I don't know
the ex I'm looking for a Jean Paul that's me man why you call it no you
say name X is stupid letter name that makes no sense you stupid you stupid
something my friend you stupid mother guy you stupid guy you
Hey, you know who do you back there? You know talk to me. You don't talk I talk to this
X-Mux this bottle right piece on it. I piece on the X
I
Love this shit dude. I love this shit. Oh my god
Oh, dude, we're so dead, man, fuck.
Gep's getting shot.
Oh, absolutely.
We're going to get shot, Rob.
But guess what?
We'll do it again.
uh banana man what's this clip oh fuck oh fuck
Oh shit
chat we gotta make that spread like wildfire can everybody come banana boy
banana man he goes oh my god
of
Oh
Who is that?
It's me.
Who's me?
Me?
What are you doing?
I got so much stuff to do with that before I go to the game.
Oh, okay.
Hey, man, John Paul's really angry, so I'm just going to make sure all the doors are locked.
All right, hold on.
Okay, locked.
Locked.
Locked.
Okay, okay.
Stay away from the windows, channel balls.
Stay away from the windows.
He can't hurt you.
I can't hurt you for if you stay away from the windows.
Are you scared? Wouldn't you be?
A banana with a gun.
And you're telling me you're not scared.
Big Phil. Better. Oh. Oh, that's okay. You're here. Yeah, John Paul is really mad. He's
really angry. All right, well, I'll see you when you get here. Who's mad? John Paul. Oh,
But big feeling is stupid for it. I just called them
You can go to him into coming here to try and hurt you I have a gun permit
I'll walk out the bathroom
fucking shooty
What I should do?
They come in and hide somewhere, but they run in and lock the door and lock them in here with you
And I, you know what the other way, dude, the only thing that was this was the only thing they'll see
They're gonna be locked in there
They're gonna go in there?
I'm gonna give up I'm gonna text him our location right now
Why is he mad I keep prank calling him calling a banana boy and he's getting really angry
with all the banana fucking thing man.
I'm gonna give you his number too, that's his number.
I know you can't instigate yet.
Yeah, but it'll, it'll happen.
I just put the location and I just put banana.
I sent him location just said banana.
You just texted me saying you're not a real demon.
What?
What the fuck does that mean?
Are there any bananas in here?
Are there any bananas in this pot?
Uh oh.
Maybe in the kitchen?
Hello, chat-a-box funnels!
Chat-a-box speaking!
It's Pixie, can I have your blood?
Pixie, what do you want my blood for, Pixie?
Well, with some medical testing and experimentation, can I have your blood?
I mean, yeah, but like, I can't give it to you at this very moment, but I will...
Oh no, like, sometime this week.
Sure, sure.
Okay, are you allergic to anything?
Not that I know of.
Okay, alright. Have you, you've had, you've had it some of the time.
Yeah, I've had, I've gotten, I've gotten sick with Canada, and then two other sicknesses from Splints.
Okay, alright, alright. Okay.
Yeah, is that, is that good?
Well, it would be better if you didn't, but no, it's, it's fine.
Uh, I will be contacting you sometime this week though.
Okay, alright, so I just want to give you a heads up.
Okay, alright.
Okay, alright.
Can you give me a favor?
What?
But I'll give you my blood, but can you call the commissioner and let him know that I am an
upstanding citizen and I'm willing to give blood for research to save lives so it affects my
plea agreement? Oh, you're cooperating with the medical community and helping better the future
for all citizens. That's exactly right. See, you get it. Yeah, I get it. All right, perfect.
Can I pick your brain some more? That'll be payment.
Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick. What do you mean pick my brain? What was it?
Pick your brain, you know?
What's what?
Just kind of do a little, you know, just see how you do one.
Kind of a little follow-up.
Okay, yeah, I guess we could probably do that. That probably sounds alright.
Yeah, that sounds alright. Okay, bye.
Perk, I'm scared.
Why?
This guy's crazy, man.
Was it him?
Wait, would you see somebody?
No, the guy around the phone.
No, that was Pixie. He's supposed to pick my brain.
I just dropped my location to a guy that chased me with a gun.
Get in position! Get in position!
He's here! Kirk, he's here!
Kirk, he's here!
Who is that?
Uh, the drone?
It's me, Jerome!
It's me Jerome!
Jerome!
Hello?
What the fuck is Jerome?
What the fuck is the wrong?
Kirk...
I think we're okay.
Watch this, look at this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHA
dude... that is gonna be so funny
quick draw
reyna you're a jerk
i thought we were about to die
I like that. I like that feel. Thanks.
You're my Halloween.
Probably because it's Halloween.
Yeah!
Check this out.
I'm here for a meeting. Oh my God.
You're late. You're late. Okay, Raina, you're late.
You're late, Belle. You're late, guys.
Oh, man.
The bridge is just my ride. I'm gonna hang out with the bridge.
I can't have you, don't you, you thought you had a beam.
Let's call it goober.
Wait.
Um, um...
Fuck
What the fuck was that?
I think it was a local, but like, ah, oh shit.
No, no, no, it was only an hour and 43 minutes ago, baiting was
Nope.
Nope.
Yeah, I'm perfectly leaving the front door unlocked.
and
I've had low health since I woke up today chat.
My health has been like that.
shot that guy was it was a local had you have been a local
I think we're fine, I honestly think we're fine.
Okay, um
Goober customer
How was my ride with this guy
Yeah, I'm so bored.
Oh my god.
You ever get back to follow the boys?
No.
What?
The whole day was that?
My whole-
Kena!
Uphold on size.
all my money this is going to be all chat about this money six hundred fifty
dollars and we have
yeah they took it already
Oh, she's already on the highway!
You are in a state-sized room, size-wise.
And I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
It's probably just weird, but I'm on an ocean lobby.
You are on an ocean lobby.
You probably want that.
And you can just make your own, and go, and go, and go.
Mm.
And then I go, and I appreciate it.
Five years and a $100,000 fine.
Dude, Dustin, my man!
Miss Chambox has been very cooperative with law enforcement
We are not requesting this reduction and we are requesting this reduction recognition of that cooperation
Hold on wait wait wait wait hold on hold on hold on let me check
Well
My rides almost here to you
I
Another place I could look your chat
It's my goober driver
Hello!
Have fun!
Alright, see you guys later!
This is me!
I have a good...
Bye!
I think I'm getting in a car with Kirk.
Thanks, it smells like onion rings.
Thanks for taking the call because not many people like to drive this far because they're losers.
I like to drive up here.
How can you say no?
It's $650, you know what I mean?
That's true, and you're way less likely to get a safer drive
than the speed limit.
My other Guba customers?
You know whatever.
Yeah, you can drive as fast as you want.
I don't care.
Except when I'm drinking.
Sometimes you get to pick me up when I'm hammered,
and then you guys arrive slow,
because I get carsick.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I think half my Guba customers
I think most of the people losing over are super drunk all the time.
You think so?
Yeah, face on the amount of times they puke out of the window.
Well, if you're still working by the time I'm done my shift, I'm gonna be hammered. I gotta go home.
Cause I gotta go home.
Oh yeah.
If there's no way I'm working at the burger shop, sober.
There's not a shop. There's no chance.
Oh. I don't hear. In any capacity.
I would also probably drink if I worked there.
It sucks. It sucks in there. Sometimes the guy that works in there, his name is, uh,
O-O-O-P. Ed Jones or something, he's such a loser.
O-O-P. Ed Jones?
Yeah, he's a- he's a dumb old bag.
Here, let's eat it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Why is he not-
Well, he hated what he worked there.
Because I'm desperate to make money for tomorrow.
What's happening tomorrow?
Trying to save a life.
Yeah, from dying of boredom and living on it.
Oh my god, dying of boredom would be the worst way to die.
Exactly. Who wants to live a boring life, right?
Me.
I mean, either. How's that?
Not me.
I'm just a butterfist for hammering footwork at the disease capital of Los Angeles.
Yeah, that's so true. This place sucks now. I don't have... Why did I get sick?
Oh, because, um, because people like Kirk sell them rotten coyotes.
That is, that is, that is, okay, you got me there.
That is very true.
Which is not slander, I was with him.
He dropped the burger and the rat picked up the ram.
He cased the rat and took the burger back and ate it.
And then he got sick and he was confused as to why he got sick.
He's dumb! He's stupid!
Yeah, I mean we all have our strongs.
This place makes my patients hurt.
Education on cross-contamination is no.
Oh my god, there's big bucket cars.
I can't believe I got to work here.
Well thanks for the ride, I appreciate it.
You're fine, I think I have to get really close to the front door.
No, no, when you drive away, it'll register.
And then I gotta give you a rating or something so that's how it kind of works
But if it doesn't work just come back just come back if it doesn't work, and I'll pay you cash, but it should work shouldn't be a problem
Okay, thank you appreciate it
There weren't, Jody!
Bye!
I'll give you a call when it's ready.
Bye!
Alright, next.
Bye, catwalks!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Why?
Why me?
Why?
Oh!
Hey, Jack!
Hey!
You're quiet back there, man!
Someone wasn't trying to eat!
Sorry, man!
Jesus!
Sorry man, gee whiz! Sorry I'm upset that I gotta do a job because of my life sucks!
Well maybe you could have done a better job if your life didn't...
...the days have passed out as terrible as it is.
You know what, D, I'm going on break!
Just yak here!
What about the day you're looking for in politicians?
What the hell are you talking about?
We do make a voting for a good man like me.
God of death, son.
What the actual yuck?
Chad, have you guys noticed there's no more rats in the funhouse?
Okay, point of information, court procedures and guidelines, pending and open cases.
So they're not using the forms for dockets at all anymore.
They're not using the forms at all for that.
It's all on the server.
I'm on bail right now, you sacky-uck.
Otherwise, I would grab you by the neck and squeeze and watch the life leave your eyes.
lucky I'm on shift now because if I wasn't I would be skin you skin by skin
until your skin has no skin left in your skin less you're lucky I'm on shit
right now I would tie you up by your feet hang you from a ceiling so you're
upside down and then I would duct tape your mouth shut pour water in your
nostrils and watch you drown
I would put down the stairs perfectly to where you are in a vegetative state and you can no longer
Be on life support and everybody you love gives up on you and they have to come in and I'm okay
Never once me sitting around and you're stuck in your brain begging screaming. No, I'm still alive in here
I'm still alive in here and your loved ones are crying
But you know with a minute you're gonna be dying
You're it's gonna shut off because your lungs can't breathe and it's all fucked because your brain ain't working no more
But you know that it's your last second everyone's crying going oh
Because you fuck with me at burger shot today
Well, you want to know something I could get on the phone right now and call Kirk Kirk come down here
And with this greasy body he give you a hug and after he gives you a hug you'll get 13 different diseases because of how sick he is
Not only that you'll attract fleas and when you attract fleas
You know your life will get worse because no one wants to talk to you look at you even associate with you at all
Anyway, that's why you're always here by yourself
Okay, and then it's only gonna get worse because not even D not even D will look at you and these yucked up and he looks at
Everybody all right, and then that was the term from you something you really realize that you are alone useless old
Stupid and you're full of diseases and your last resort resort is to you know
Just hang out with Kirk and all his diseases know this hairy fleas, okay?
Because you are nothing more than a mole a mole under somebody's sweaty armpits. All right, you sack of yuck
Hey, listen to me you big no sack of yuck you see our outfits right now. We are wearing wearing burger shot attire
Okay, are you blind or are you stupid?
Can you clock out before I clock you out?
I'm going for a smoke.
I disagree with everything that you said.
What do you mean you disagree?
About Kirk, I disagree with all of it.
How do you disagree with any of that?
Because it's true.
It's not true. Do you know why?
Because look what I can do
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Let's load back.
Let's get it loaded in so we can get in the queue where when a queue happens.
I disagree with everything you just said because watch what I can do.
Proceeds to fuckin' log out.
Oh, man, server restarting, oh, I guess now server just restarted wait, right, right?
Yes, nine o'clock.
I'm still not used to this chat.
I'm still not used to the server restarting as often as it does right now.
I don't know how I'm going to get used to that.
Incoming instant load in?
Or queue?
Was it less?
Yeah.
No, 4.0 is every 12 hours.
Now it's every 8.
Hasn't restarted yet?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, service still up?
OK.
Appreciate that.
I am
Y'all I am
Did you see the news about Ray C?
Okay, I know he got an invite, which is good, but hopefully that's all that is, right?
not nothing bad right okay okay good good yeah I saw you got an invite geez I
don't know why that coming we scared for a minute but something bad happened
yeah you got his invite that yeah yes good thank God about time good happy for
I'm very, very happy for him.
Hopefully, Silent gets one too soon.
All right, card giveaway.
Does the server restart yet, chat?
There's still a...
It's jungle looking, Nikita's room.
Okay, it went down, it looks like.
Yeah, I went down
17th and Q Wow, isn't that something?
Wow, bro, I still can't get over that cat shit. I
I still can't get over that cat shit that happened
Fuck my brain up
I'm
changing
I'm just reading an email my bad I've fallen behind
Okay, chat, well, we're in queue, so we gotta wait a little bit.
What's going to be long? It'll pull us in quick. Just so you guys know, because I think I was supposed to talk about this earlier and then I forgot about it.
That phone call we had with the Attorney General, what the fuck is his name again?
Bailey, Bailey, what was I going to go with this now?
Oh yeah, so the comments that chatterbox made to him just so I don't, so so you guys understand is chatterbox playing a part like he's telling him a little bit but he's not telling him anything right he's obviously lying.
He's not convinced she moved on or anything like that right now at the moment.
He does, he thinks that and then he does it and it's just he's flip-flopping right now because it's confusing, right?
And to him, it's better that people think that he's giving up.
I guess, yeah, it's better for him that he thinks that people are, like, for other people to think that he's giving up.
That might help the situation more for her side of things, but it still doesn't help.
Hey, hey, how are you fine? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry
What I didn't do this I wish I did this is kind of funny I I did oh my god
If you can help me fill it up more.
You got a spider, man?
You got a jumpy-gimp.
All right.
Yay!
Oh, fuck you, town.
What happened to him?
He's dead!
Why?
I don't fucking know.
I just don't see him on the platform.
Wonder what happened if Chenabucks made Ray jealous?
I thought about doing that, like I'm trying that, but I don't know, like it's just not,
it's like, I don't know.
It's like chat, like it's like an OEC thing for me too, because I don't want to do that,
I hate that RPI, I fucking hate it.
I'm so weird, I just don't like it.
You can make a fake account on socials.
What am I, what am I, twinkles?
You flirting with you?
Yeah, crazy.
Y'all crazy, bro.
What did you think about his comments and emphasizing the word mission?
Who's comments?
Are you talking about?
Oh, Bailey?
You know what?
Don't even remember him saying that to be honest with you.
I'm not going to lie to you I feel like oh shit terrible gamer they give it a 10 bomb
Um, you okay?
Uh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Um, I have, I have some news.
It's not bad news either.
I think, um, we need to talk.
Okay.
Okay.
Um, I'm at burger shop right now.
Um, can you come pick me up?
Yeah, absolutely, go rob some food out of this store here for the second time today.
You think he'll remember me?
He's gotta start sometime.
Tessa, you know how many times he gets robbed every day?
Everybody's practicing.
It's just a blur to this guy at this point.
Yeah, you're right.
Uh, yeah, I'll be at the back door.
Okay, I'll be there in a sec.
Okay.
Bye.
Bye.
She has news and we gotta talk, huh?
Okay.
Can I steal food from your chat if I make it?
Okay, bun, patty, cheese, patty, this, this, this, this, patty, bun, wrap, okay, bun,
cheese, patty, this, this, this, this, patty.
Muster, ketchup, mayo, this, wrapping, alright, now, good enough, okay, uh, so it's in my
pocket then now, good, good, good, good, good, good, and like onions, whatever bro, or soda.
Hey.
Um,
what's up, change?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Love that guy
Oh, he's coming back
Great oh, gee, yeah boy
Hey!
Hey.
So, you got news.
Yeah.
How, uh, how are ya?
Uh, news.
Coasting.
You in control of your faculties right now?
What does that mean?
Faculties?
You in control of your faculties right now?
What does that mean?
FACULTIES?
If I tell you something, are you going to immediately like start stirring it?
Uh, no.
Well, I'm not drunk at all.
I can't afford it.
I can't afford my money to be a camera guy like, I got five dollars.
What happened?
What?
That Judge Bailey, no, no, the Attorney General Bailey guy, did he know stuff that he shouldn't?
Somehow.
What kind of stuff?
He keeps like hinting at like...
But he keeps saying that there's something like, oh, there's something keeping you guys
apart.
He's fishing.
I don't know why.
But he and Barack are like, buddy, buddy, you know what I mean?
How long ago did that happen?
an hour ago. What did she say to him? I just told him that she moved on blah blah blah.
She's happier this way. I can't talk about it. I want to talk about it. And then he's
like well because I wanted him to keep pushing for the bail thing to happen and he goes well
if I push this for you will you tell me what's going on let me help you and I said you know
If you push this for me help me get this in time, I'll tell you everything in time, which means I'll tell him later a lot later
Like what I feel like it
Okay
Anyway, sorry, I don't mean to interrupt you. Did you happen to threaten anyone in that phone call?
Like, uh, specifically Barrick?
Not- not directly?
Not- not directly? He just- he just at the end was like, well, you know, he brought a Barrick and I'm like, he's like,
I just want Barrick to be safe or something, boy.
And I'm like, well, then you better hurry up.
You better hurry up with this Bleed deal, man.
What's leverage, you know? Get this Bleed deal done. I'm sick of waiting on these lazy ducks, you know what I mean?
Okay, that explains a little part of it.
Wait, did you talk?
Is this related?
Um, yes.
Oh my god, this guy goes and calls you right after I yuck and talk to him.
Oh, Tessa, you're his mom.
Oh my god.
Hey, did you know he's trying to kill my bestest pal bear?
What the yuck?
He didn't call me.
me oh and I need you to make sure that you don't tell them that I know this or
anything okay okay they might suspect it already but when I went to the VU I
talked to the commissioner in bail okay and they told me that I should go to the
courthouse and look for the docket thing like a tablet or something so I could
maybe see your playdeal apparently that's not really a thing no which I
don't know it's on the phone can't you see it on the phone well not really
there's a whole lot of things that they're saying he's calling me this guy is
calling me. The Bailey guy. Okay, should be quiet. I can't even answer. Hello?
Hey, hello there. How are you? Oh, sir, how you doing?
Tell me you haven't saved my number. I saved you a- I saved you a- sir. I saved you as
Sir, but I didn't look at the call when I answered.
I was just getting out of bed, man.
Got me some slack, right?
I was just getting out of bed.
See, where is man?
My phone didn't stay in my bed,
so I'm scared when you plug it in.
You know, like when you charge your phone at night time?
I saw this, I saw it on the news once a really long time ago
that somebody was charging their phone
while they were sleeping and the battery exploded.
It just blew up and then they're all,
Yucked up, burns, their hand was like huge,
like it almost died.
I don't know what that did happen to me,
so I make sure that I plug in my phone
on the other side of the room.
Oh, wait, start to fire over there,
and slowly grab.
Yeah, cause then this-
Make it sway today.
Well, it won't make it sway,
because then I'm sleeping, right?
Hr, hr, hr, hr.
What's that smell?
Smells like barbecue.
Oh my God.
And then when that happens,
You think about barbecue steaks, all that stuff, right?
It happens every time in a good dream, okay?
That you wake up at the best part.
It just ruins everything, right?
You're about to take that bite of that juicy medium rare steak
and you just wake up, you just wake up
and it's like, oh, there's a fire and you can see it.
Hey, how close to the door is this fire?
Well, I mean, from my back is my room is my room.
I'm just saying.
10 feet away from me?
Well, uh, the door, that figurative door, might be a little bit...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, my fingers weren't
in the door, the door is just closed.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not saying your fingers are in the door, but I...
The proverbial door that I'm speaking about is that your dick has been signed.
Is that like a shaded purple?
No, proverbial?
No.
There is not a, like, a flower color or anything like that.
That's a word thing.
Is that like a...
Well, what is that? What are you talking about?
Your plea deal's been signed.
Your door is going to get a little bit closer to your bed in the next five days.
Wait.
What? I didn't agree to any adjustments in the house, okay?
That's my private home!
I didn't agree to anything getting changed in there!
I just wanted to sign a plea deal!
To go to prison to get my time served, man!
I don't wa-
I said your proverbial one!
and may be in prison your home for five days.
No!
I do not!
Whatever.
No, no, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir.
What?
I don't know who you've been talking to.
I don't know what you've been reading, but whatever it is, you're wrong.
I do not own the prison, okay?
Scotty Bard is like the warden there and stuff like that, and if I owned it, he would not
be working there, okay?
Fly Roll would be in charge of that place, but he's not, okay?
I don't have, it's not my home.
I don't live there.
I've been going to be held there, I guess I will.
Sir?
Well, in 38 minutes, you're against your will starts.
Could you be there?
In 38 minutes?
Why don't I have a clock?
Oh, I got my phone!
Your phone that you have plugged in?
That's right!
I'm good, yeah!
Okay, well, I got $5.
I gotta go make some money to get a goober ride.
I can make this work!
I'll make this work!
I'll try my best!
Sir!
Sir!
What happens if I'm a couple minutes late?
Is that a problem, sir?
like you know like goober times traffic you know grape seed prisons in the city
you know I'm gonna do my best all right
that is not true I can't because there's two problems with that one the bandits
okay the bandits are out there in full force right now I've been snitching on
them and they only been caught once but the bandits are there it's not safe to
walk by yourself, okay?
Um,
I, I, I'm sorry about that.
Something weird just happened.
Okay.
And, um, okay.
And then the second thing is there's bears.
There is bears in grapeseed and I can't walk because I cannot carry a weapon,
which is a tranquilizer gun to save my life.
Because of that, you can't tell me to walk there because you're putting me in
I'm safe situation, and if I get attacked and killed, it's your fault.
It's your fault, and then you're gonna have to be the one to address the situation, sir!
Peter.
Yes, sir?
Your biggest tail is when you talk too much.
I don't have a tail!
I don't have a tail!
Yes, you do.
You're lying to me. Be there in 38 minutes, I don't care what the hell you're doing.
It's Pinocchio! Pinocchio's nose gets bigger, and I'm not made of wood. I'm a real boy.
Yes, I understand. Your tail is...
My nose is suckle. It's not like a point. It's suckle. It's big
We they have 38 minutes, I don't care what the hell you're doing
You said 38 minutes about like four minutes ago, so is it still 38 minutes?
36
Okay, well, okay. Can you give me like you call me when it's five minutes to go time
So I know if I have to start running or not
How could you not rearrange your ride to happen before him?
Because I only have five dollars, I'm not allowed to get into cars with them because they do crime.
So if I get into a car with them, they're bad influences.
And the only way that I can't get stuck being in a bad situation is by staying away from the bad situation, sir.
Okay? So if you tell me to get into the car and then I do crime, it's your fault.
I can't be held liable.
So if you're giving me information to get into a car with a clown, you're taking responsibility for what may happen.
happen sir oh Tessa she won't get you okay I'll call Tessa but then the
came into grave she did there okay we might make it
I think she is at least one they would say I don't want to what's the perverbial
yuck them over no no that's that's not a no it's a saying it's not a door so I
Say it's a door you said the proverbial thing is a door
All right the proverbial aspect yes, never mind. We're getting some things this poor some what
Just be there in
35 minutes, I need that five-minute warning though, so I can tell test of the speed
Give me I just call me give me five minutes heads up if I'm not there yet, sir
respectfully
I'm a per knee of the pencils sir. It's gonna be like I'm your day in a minute. Yes, sir
I'm not your father stop calling me sir. No, you're not my father
Wait, correct. So stop wait, but you're kind of like him. You didn't he didn't give me any money
And you're not giving money either. So like what's going on here, man?
That's $50,000
By the hell do you need 50 grade?
I need $50,000 to save a life!
And it will all be explained in time.
Sir!
My timer starts when the call ends, right?
No, it's static. You have 33 minutes.
What? You did? Sir, like what?
I could have been going to the full attester right now, but you're wasting it.
You're trying to make me late! You hate me! You yuck at hate me!
At what point did I say that I'd... No, absolutely not.
I can see what you're doing. You think I'm dumb? I'm stupid, but I'm not that dumb.
I can read the situation properly, sir. Okay, so like, listen, listen.
you're trying to distract me by saying all these really big fancy college words from the
Dixapery thing with all those numbers on the pages or whatever right with all the different things
right so you're saying those things to make me wonder what is that so I gotta try to get a dictionary
and then get somebody else to you know flip through the pages and it'll take a couple days to find
that word right and then when you find that word you read it and I still don't understand and then
I come back to you and by that point I'm like I'm like overdue by a day to go to the prison
And now I'm in trouble. That's what you're trying to do to me, sir, isn't it?
Isn't it? Because I know what I've been through this before.
Okay? Oh, how do you spell this? Or why don't you get a dictionary, man?
You get a dictionary. And then you get a dictionary.
How am I supposed to find a word if I can't even spell it?
If I can't spell the word, how am I going to find it in this stupid book?
Explain that to me.
You have a point there, but there's a place on your phone there now,
where you can dictate to your phone and it goes ahead and tells you exactly what the word
it is. I put what in tape on my phone? If you dictate to your phone. Eww no! Eww!
Why would you? I asked the one at the, wait what? Is this like a 60s thing? You're telling
me you don't know what the word dictate means I I know what it means and no
thank you sir
all right let me rephrase this you speak into your phone into the microphone
like you're doing right now okay there's an application there that will take
everything that you're saying in verbal form and it will spell it out no
No! No! No! No! No! You're not tricking me with that! You think I'm going to do that and have my phone study me and have all this AI bollocks learn about me, and then all of a sudden, BOO! Pee dee bot appears again and yucks at me! No yuck at way! You're trying to make me open up just like using a Wii E-board! But instead it's on your phone that I lock the AI demons! No! Not happening! No!
What if they're already listening in for this kind of thing?
Oh my god.
That's I gotta call them back because I already forgot to ask them a question.
Hello sir, I just, you know, I did kind of hang up a little dramatically there, but how
much time do I have again?
Because I totally forgot.
30 minutes. Okay, 30 minutes. That's like
the three and the the big arm that the big arm is on the where's the big arm on the clock if
it's 30 minutes and then where would it be at the end like from now
It's like the big arm and then the little one.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Small arm goes between where the pentagon is located, because there's different areas of
ground.
Okay.
Okay.
It was 10.30 on it.
Here we go.
It'll be between 10.30 and 10.30 on it.
Got it! I understand.
I understand, sir. I understand.
I will be there on time because if you're early, you're on time.
If you're on time, you're late.
And then if you're late, well, you're fired.
Right? Is that how that works?
Well, if you're late, you might not get it.
The dice, for the evening.
You know, you said you'd get it.
Hey, more of the dice, please.
What's the shop closing so you're not able to fight dice?
Oh, the dice!
Gotta, gotta, gotta, I'm on my way!
Okay, Tessa, we can talk now.
Sorry, this guy doesn't.
Shut up!
I don't think we have time anymore,
so I think I'm just gonna bring this in a pail
and then we'll talk inside.
I'm not gonna be rushed to the conversation, she cutty!
What? He was just an hour and a half, this is an hour conversation?
No, I don't know!
Okay, okay, we're gonna be here early, we're gonna be here early.
Okay, so let's play, okay, we're here, alright, let's go.
We're here early.
If you want me to go to jail, that's all, I'll go to jail.
I see government, card dockets, play deal has been accepted, A AG, Thomas the train
engine, 9, 21, 26, is that how much time I'm getting?
That's something, dude.
What?
I don't know, I'm reading this stupid.
Hey, hi, boy, yuck
You think they're here yet?
Probably not no she's got your church. I'm calling them
Oh, now he's on the phone.
All right, give him 42 missed calls.
Sir, I'm here and you're not here.
here was a prank or something with the
cameras men one is seven minutes early
okay so like send me to get more time
off because like I did a good job like
you know like is that go towards my like
you can update the play do a little bit
and never hear off here early well I'm
here early so like I should get credit
for that like that's just not how life
works you know you do a good job you
reward good behavior don't reward bad
behavior you know what I mean cuz like
right now seems like you're like taking
advantage of the good behavior so that pushed me to do bad behavior and just
leave and come back and I'll be late you know like never know what's gonna
happen I'm gonna get bored I'm gonna leave and then like I'm gonna go to the 24
7 and get a hot bag or something Kirk's gonna go be like hey Bob you want to go
you want to go see me tranquilize some pigs I'm like no Kirk you can't wait I'm
gonna go do it anyway there man and he's gonna leave I'm gonna get worried
and I have to go follow him to stop him tranquilizing pigs!
What the heck, man?
Why don't you enjoy the next twenty-seven minutes that you have
before you have to spend it behind bars?
Like, where's the freedom here?
You took my freedom away by telling me to get to the city
right away, otherwise I'm gonna be in trouble,
then I'm gonna get diced,
can that promise ever get a close?
The big arm thing, the big arm,
And then Kirk turned the clock around and the big arm was down.
It was where you said it would be because Kirk flipped the thing.
And I'm like, oh my god! So now I'm in it here on time!
And you're, and this is what I'm getting. This is stupid!
Yeah, hold on, hold on. On time is different.
Early is not on time.
Yeah, early is employee of the month or something.
That's what I was, something like that. So I'm early.
You're trying to be the employee of the Monday prison.
Is that what you're gonna have to do?
Yeah, yeah, so like, just so I get out early. Good behavior, you know?
You know drop that down, you know channel good behavior. I will chop off a year. You know that that type you know type you
I mean type you right
What the hell's that mean type you know type you know like I'm with you type you know, you know
Everybody says type it that they say a bad word. He's a type you mean you with you
You know me
You tell me this whole dictionary thing before I might need a dictionary
You don't need one of those things for you. Just you just get your hand, right?
You get your head, you make a fist, right?
And then you hate your chest like, type yuck.
You know type yuck.
You know that?
Just type yuck.
You whipped it.
You know, you whipped it.
You know what I mean?
I learned that a long time ago when I was in prison.
They told me in prison that like, hey, you better be
with this or whatever.
And the guy had a gun.
I'm like, I'm not in the prison, man.
Let's you get that.
And he goes, don't ask me questions.
I was not going to blap you.
I'm like, don't need to get blap there, man.
I'm with it.
And then as soon as I did that, he was like, whoa.
He's whipped it.
And then they left me alone.
It's gang member repellent when you do that, you know what I mean?
It's like the one apple a day makes a doctor go away.
Well, you know, one I'm with you today makes the gang member walk away.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
I'm in Taipei.
Well, what the hell does I'm with it actually, maybe?
Like, it means like, it's like you're with what they're saying.
Like, I'm with what you're saying.
You know, I'm with it.
You know, I get that.
I'm bad at it, I'm bad at it, I'm bad at it.
Type Y, I mean I mean it.
You know I have no idea.
6, 7, Type Y, you know?
Did you steal a PokéD10 that you gave?
Say that again? I didn't hear you.
Did you steal a PokéD10 that you gave?
Ah, no sir, I left because you said I was too early and I didn't want to get in trouble.
Tell me you're not here.
No, I'm- Tessa, we can go back up there.
I guess he's here now and he's yelling at me like that.
They're saying- He's like,
Oh, don't show up, you're too early and now we gotta go back.
I'm telling you, the mansion is real.
They- they made the mansion, I-
I didn't say that, I didn't say that, sir.
You're confused, okay? I'm almost there.
I'm almost there.
You want me to speak?
Yeah, you're doubling down, saying I confused me and I'm also demented.
Well, I mean, you did tell me about the arm on the clock, and then you said you did it.
So like, I don't know, who's confused here?
You're trying to gas flat me.
As it was happening.
Okay, really? You're gonna say, I don't have a jerry can, I don't have a lighter, so how is that gonna be possible?
How am I gonna do that to you, sir?
Hm?
You see me holding the jerry can?
Do you see me with a flame?
Anything fire-related?
Hm?
No, you don't, cause I'm not there yet.
I'm here in three, two, one.
Oh my god!
Now I'm here!
I just pulled into the parking lot, sir.
You know what I don't see? You know what I don't see? You. I don't see you. Where are you?
You know the one thing that people always say
No, no, I guess
Never look up
The individuals never look up
Nobody ever looks at okay. Well, I'm a little bit of you wrong. Oh
Oh, I look I can see the sun and it's really bright
My eyes hurt I can't really see it's all fuzzy now
What the heck is that? Oh my god, that's a look
It's Santa Claus!
He's gonna go down the chimney!
Oh my God! Can you let me in?!
I'm a... I'm a... Bailey! Bailey let me in Santa Claus.
Here, I want to get a present if I'm there!
He needs to know I'm in there.
Bailey!
He's gonna go down the chimney and I'm not gonna be in there, man!
Sir!
You'll get a...
You'll get a present in...
twenty minutes.
I... I...
I...
knew...
You were sent this far!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Every...
The whole story is you have to be asleep to get your presents while you're at night.
You know what I'm giving to you, you gotta wake up.
That's right, that's right, that's right, and guess what?
Guess what, sirs? Guess what?
Before I know it's gonna be dark.
It's gonna be dark, and I know this process takes a while.
I didn't sign nothing, I don't know what's going on here, man!
You're saying I'm thoroughly, but there's nothing on the docket!
What am I supposed to even sign?!
I don't have nothing!
How did you aid your comments last time that you were there?
Uh, I opened my phone and then I clicked on a million things.
It took me like an hour to find it, but then I did find it.
And then like somebody said something in there, so Kirk read it to me,
and oh, I got lost it.
So then I even asked him to respond, and then he responded for me.
How did you do that last time?
Because I do see that your name is there.
Do I need that for this?
I want to sign a plea, a creeping thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, D-D-D-D-A- I did that?
Yeah, so I need you to go ahead and just say that you uh- agreed to the terms associated with it
the same way you did it last time
Well, I don't see the, I don't see the deal, I don't even see the-
Oh is that what Mr. D-D-D-Domin- said?
Mr. D-Domin?
Yeah, Mr. Dalson, yes
Uh, $100,000, $100,000?
I'm getting out of here for a ton of money, okay?
Uh, okay, in five years.
But I'm going to get a year off, right?
For the one year I served, right?
I don't know what the hell y'all agree upon.
Well, that's what he said, so.
All right, ah, OK.
So what am I supposed to do now?
Add a copy.
I'm going to accept the deal as written, et cetera,
if they truly accept it.
You might want to have tests I've read it over for you,
so that you understand it.
OK, I did it.
Is that good, sir?
What?
I did it.
Is that good?
No, we have tests to read it to you
so you're not just blindly designing something.
Read what?
Which part?
There's like a million words in here.
Just have a read.
Got it.
Just have a read, even the gist of it,
to say that you've already signed it, didn't you?
You told me to say the thing.
I told you to have tests to read it to you.
Test that.
You gotta read it to me.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on, I gotta fix this.
Okay, hold on. Okay. Okay, you go into the government government thing. And then when
you go to the government, then you go state court docket Los Santos tab on state court
docket. And then you'll see me and some loser. And then you press on mine. And then when
you press on mine, you go all the way down and Charlie Dobson said, Thomas the train
engine said something.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm on the Los Santos tab. So where do I?
the state court docket.
Okay, and I see your terrorism case, and it says open.
Yeah, and then you go all the way down,
and Mr. Dopson said, Judge, the train engine guy
is gonna say something in there.
He said something.
Okay.
Someone's being really annoying next to me.
I didn't even hear me.
I'm not curious, Scotty, but this better get done.
Otherwise, I'm suing you.
Is it the thing where it says five years and $100,000?
Yeah, you said, get you to read that.
But Mr. Charles Dobson guy said that,
I'll get a year served for the year that I,
because what I've served will go towards what I agree on.
And is there any parole?
No, it doesn't say there's any parole.
Oh, cool.
All right, that's a great deal. Yeah
Five years plus one year time served in the hundred thousand fine
All right. Are you okay with that? Yeah, I'm okay with that. So I'm getting four years. All right four
easy
years
Knits city man
You can continue your maniacal laughter.
Thank God.
Oh my, I was running out of breath too, so it's really hard to laugh at that long time.
Okay, no, don't eat a burger, I'm laughing.
Yep?
You know, chatterbox, I have 42 missed calls from you by the way.
What?
You should answer your phone man, you shouldn't be letting your calls stack up like that.
Some mangoes
The mangoes
We're had Bailey gets any time minutes like that chatterbox
You ready to go in man?
Which way I go?
Drop you off in the lobby with a weapon. I don't have a weapon. Do I know what I got keys and I got lockpicks
Yeah, a cigarette lock lockpicks lockpicks. We'll set it off
Enjoy your last taste of the outside.
How many beers do you have?
About to be four left.
I'll sneak you in some.
I need medical treatment.
I need a case of beer.
A couple cases of beer.
I'm going to need a new pillow from Target.
I'm gonna need them
The bedsheets those guys suck, okay
Okay, you know what you're gonna get you're gonna get stuff from Ikea and you're going to put it together
I'm gonna get you a bedding from TJ
I think I want to get out cool cool guess cool man as long as you get me something other than those stupid Allen Allen keys
They always give me. All right. Come on this way. That's to come with me
But which way am I going?
Wait, they just dropped you off in the lobby. Yeah, right?
This is it. No, no, all right. Come on. Oh my god
No, this way other way I hate that beeping stop it
Where you going?
Wait you're confusing me.
Beep-a-doodle!
You're gonna break it! Stop!
No, it's the one metal detector that we have in the whole city that I like.
Mouh-mouh-mouh!
Mouh-mouh-mouh!
Mouh-mouh-mouh-mouh!
Oh, I got you.
Mouh-mouh-mouh-mouh!
What?!
What what yes you did
Ricky
There's no way there's no way
Need to work out Scotty. Can I show you how to do this?
No, I had that one
No, it's not fair because I I loosened him up for you
All right, I'm gonna talk to Santa Claus
Hey Santa Claus
I'm gonna be there early today. Yes, you know, it's great. There's your party up in there. They got free beer
It's great drunk. Yeah, I can create man
Oh, you know, Chattie, I don't like to see you like this.
I just take the cups off them.
Oh, I will.
Don't worry.
Fly around.
I got this.
My dad used to drink.
All right.
Come on.
Let's get you to bed.
All right.
Yes, sir.
I'll take good care of her, my pal, ma'am.
I'll be in visitation all day every day.
So like, if you ever want to stop by, I'll just be sitting there waiting for my time to
to go looking at the big arm, the little arm, slowly go back and forth like a ship.
You know what I mean?
Sackle is talking to you.
Yeah, plans for you.
I'm going to make sure you're super busy.
I'm saying it myself all day.
You enjoy your bus and let me know when you're sober.
Oh, I'll be sober by the time this process is done.
It is a long process and I'm already out of beer, but this Scotty is terrible.
It takes forever to get in the water, so much!
So bad I'm bringing it down.
I'm bored by the time I get through this process.
Can you please contact me, okay?
Okay!
That's my will!
Whew!
So can I get a bunch of, can I get a couple of cases of beer, Scotty?
Like maybe like five or six?
Yeah yeah yeah I'll bring you out.
Yeah yeah I got you some beer.
Alright cool.
You know otherwise I won't be on my business!
As long as it's okay with Scotty, right?
Scotty!
Scotty! Scotty! Scotty! Scotty!
You're gonna be drinking my tales!
Scotty listen listen.
If you know if I don't get my beers, man, I'm gonna be a liability in here. I'm gonna be annoying
And we're gonna buff our way back buddy buff all the way back buddy
Shadow box I'm gonna teach you how to juggle by the time you leave
What juggle I've been juggling
I don't know how we're doing this. I'm getting four years. I know he said four I'm just going with what said
What is the report?
You played you
just that one. I was helping for 24 hours a year a year a year. I haven't had 4 years.
I don't know, maybe we could do a different one. Would you call Bailey? Maybe get him
involved? I don't know. Yeah, because this has the possession of a firearm and then terrorism
for one, they charge him one dollar for terrorism?
That's because they charge him at court.
I'm not going to court, buddy. I'm trying to plead to you.
I know you did and I want to make sure we're doing it correctly because you're our first
speaker.
Hey, Bailey, it's me, Scotty. I'm just like, give me a pick up on this, but I'm just like,
I can't even pick up.
Hey, on the phone, Scotty? Am I ruining your phone call, Scotty?
You are such a moron now you're gonna get fired that's your boss you all right what did he say to you
He said yes, it's that one. So it would be incident 777
So like four years minus four is one two three second three
I think we're just jail and then adjust the sentence right that's what I would think yeah, but we need to adjust the fine I
Don't think we need to do anything with the fine like that's not that's not really our
Per view outside of sending it out. You know what I mean?
Yeah, but we got how are we gonna it's a hundred thousand dollar fine. How are we gonna send out a hundred thousand dollar fine if the fines
will have fifteen hundred
That's what I'm saying. I feel like the police whoever the
Dawson or somebody should adjust that. I don't want to like make the decision to adjust a fine upwards towards five hundred thousand dollars or whatever it is
Yeah, yeah, we can always I agree with that
It's taking so long!
You killed the boys man!
Flavro, can we slow this process down?
I just want to make sure we don't make any mistakes.
F*** me, of course!
Okay, I have all the time to get a weather alert.
This is probably the worst time.
What does it say?
Okay, I think I just sentenced him to 100,000 years.
I'm breaking out of this mud. I'm gonna murder you.
Well, I mean, it's only 5,760 months.
Shadowbox, you couldn't break out of this mud.
That's my name! Don't wear it out, Scotty!
I'm not wearing it out. I only said it one time. I only said it one time.
There's no reason to say it. That's my name, but you're wearing it out.
I didn't say anything, but we'll be wearing it out.
Well, it only takes one time for you to make something sound so stale.
Sir
Scottie? Scottie, who you calling, man?
Chair, yes, who you calling?
Scottie?
Hey, Ruby, it's me, Scottie.
Yeah, they put her on speaker, buddy, old pal.
Put her on speakerphone.
Don't be a dun, a dun, all right?
Well, I'll ask you if you wanted a free shot at Chatterbox,
because he's annoying the hell out of me.
Oh!
I'll get a little bit of a head or something.
Hey, actually, the rest of them, I have it, I have it.
Oh, never mind.
We figured it out. We figured it out.
Okay. Yeah, don't eat anymore, Ruby and Dork.
Ruby Dork.
What?
Ruby Dork.
Dork.
What?
Somebody looks like Peter Pan.
Okay, what?
All right, yeah, I'll see.
All right, bye.
Bye, bye.
No, Scottie, you look like Peter Pan, you know that?
You look like the Peter Pan, the hook movie.
When Peter gets all grown up and he goes back to Netherland
and he just doesn't know what the heck he's doing.
He's lost, he's all, he's all, it's just out of shape
and everybody just makes fun of me all the time.
That's you.
That is Rich coming from a pit boss on a casino boat.
You're really coming after my sense of fashion.
I'm in the wealthy industry and you're a nutty.
You're a nutty.
Look at the report now, do you see what I did?
Yeah, what'd you do?
Under?
Look at it now.
You might have to refresh it.
Geez.
Geez, what?
Man, chatterbys.
If I want to get a home equity line on that,
I'll show you how I did after we're done with him.
What's happening?
All right, Cheddar Box.
At this time, I will be sending you $100,000 fine.
Actually, I want to double check real quick before I do that.
Yeah, so much for the industry of wealth, huh?
You better call up your friends on the riverboat cruise
and tell them that you need a little money on extension,
huh?
What does that mean?
You just need to like understand what that means.
I'm sorry, Ron.
I don't follow.
did you get five years or four years because this says four years but if you
want to double check you can call the commissioner but I was told I'll have a
year check I think I'm looking at your pleas right here and I think we should
do five years and then give him the chance for parole by doing like one of
those five years parole it's five years parole I see okay yeah so then we've
given maybe the chance to do one year off but he would have to present his case
in front of the agreement that I read it didn't say anything about parole at all. Scotty.
And this one it says one terrorism one legal possession firearm 100,000 or a go sentence of
five years in prison, one year served, so that's four.
Yeah, yeah, that's that.
Nothing.
Nothing, you did all of that and then nothing?
Alright, Cheddar Box, here's a wonderful fine for you, there you go.
Guarantee I'm gonna be helping that soon.
And then, I might go pick up a shift at GoPostle
and make sure that one gets all the way to your mailbox.
Fantastic, fantastic, so funny.
All right, this time I'm gonna research you
and make sure you ain't got nothing
that's gonna poke my secret prod me.
Yeah, a lot picks, say a lot picks.
Not anymore.
Suin.
No, they're in your stuff.
No!
Yeah, we packed them up for each other.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, come on.
You think I was fighting that?
You think I was going to fight that?
Wait, what do you fight my cuffs that I already on?
Obviously, fighting that.
You were fighting so hard.
We all know you were fighting really hard.
You want to see me fight?
I don't feel like it.
All right, let's go to Jed.
Turn around.
Turn around.
Turn around.
Take and change.
Oh, oh, yeah, that's right.
Yes, go ahead.
Turn around, you peep.
stupid weirdo weirdo weird guy what a weird guy
all right all right
what's your splungs in that box there you'll get it in four days
sucks I am a fly far from death flyer on and I need beer
That's the only way I'm gonna get this over with.
Please, you gotta help me!
Call Sneaky! Sneaky owes me!
He owes me! He owes me! He said anything, chat about anything.
Make him pay for it, alright? Make him pay for it.
Oh, I'm gonna make him sneak it in.
Oh, perfect! Perfect!
He knows how to. He knows the sneak should end.
So I'm gonna make him-
A phone! In a phone!
Make him sneak a phone!
He cuts some metal!
Jacket!
Oh, so...
What did your jacket do?
What?
Do you mean you're here for a photo this way? This way?
Okay, I need to find out and I know you know a lot of people if there's handcuffs out on the streets
Okay, I'll find out I'll find out because if there's not then I have a pair before the clouds
Okay, I'll find out it's gonna take some time but I gotta find out
Let me know. Let me know. We got time. Cool. It's a visitation. It's a visitation going to be open. Yeah, open it.
Coo!
Oh, dude.
Thanks, man.
Let me go to my chair.
I'll be back. I'm gonna sit in this chair for four years, four years in this chair, and
now I'm gonna sit here while the auction happens. Well, the auction happens, man. I just gotta
wonder who's been I'm not gonna yuck and know who's been
I just
No, she'll take the shot, you know?
I'm sorry, I'm trying to be on her.
Oh, dead, dead, dead.
Senator Box, what the hell's going on with you?
Nothing, man, I'm just talking.
Is that a problem, man?
I got four years to spend.
I got four years in this chair.
All right, shame on me for trying to talk, okay?
Ooh, Senator Box, you're in prison.
You know, what do you want to do, though?
Sit yourself in shock.
Thank you, Scotty.
I got my feet on the table. Yeah, weirdo
Every dollar that chatterbox had went into the account except yeah, pretty much you have $5 left. So
There's nothing he can do from here now
Now it's just
waiting. Now it's just waiting, y'all.
Oh man. Uh how long for four days chat? You're gonna be locked up for four days. What day
is it today? Monday? Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. We get out on Friday. We get out
on Friday, Friday night. So all this means we'll wake up tomorrow, do a little bit of
chat about what's happening. Do Dumbles, do some Primer characters. We'll make do with
the next few days here Chad this is good and I'll honestly I think this is of
good the perfect time to like get some sub goals done so we'll be out chatter
box would be a free clown on Friday
Almost day tomorrow, please. Yeah, I probably will do tomorrow. Yeah. Are you sad? Let me
tell you something, y'all. How can I be sad when we were supposed to spend 15 days up
in this motherfucker and we only got four listen guys I ain't sad at all we got off lucky we
got off lucky so that's why I didn't get a lawyer chance why I didn't want to do it because
I love Dr. Beef, but he is committed to fighting, right?
We can't have that.
We got, listen, you don't bite the hand that's feeding you right now.
And right now, Dawson is feeding us good time instead of bad time.
You don't bite that hand.
Yeah, at $100,000 fine, that's nothing.
chat peanuts peanuts we're W. Sabra bro my man's my man's right there bro I love
up involved Bailey's becoming this yeah I like that I like that too and like the
thing is about Bailey's it's so unsure like I what what his goal is what he's
doing fucking no idea right but just small role-flavor I like that well
chatty actually pays fines okay right now chat chat a box has to pay his fines
chat a box will pay his fines will pay all his tickets he's gonna he's gonna be
trying he's gonna be dedicated because at the moment when he gets out he's gonna
be scared because he got ray into the situation because of his debt and now
he's scared of debt this character is scared of debt he's pretending that he's
not scared of that he's fucking horrified of his debt right now so that
money if if we if they lose the bid it's supposed to go towards that storage
unit but chatterbox is gonna steal some of it if they don't use it by the time
he's out he's gonna steal some of it he pays that
because he's like he has to run out right but if there's ever a time where he
finds out that the debt doesn't really matter now. This motherfucker's gonna be
like, oh, we play ball. You know what I mean?
What's your thoughts on Chaddie doing trucking for money to get out of debt?
No, no, I like I mean, I'm not completely against it, but like
Chattavoc's doing trucking bro, I don't know about that one
Yeah, him man, I mean
He's not a jack of all trades y'all I
I can't sit here and be like I hate that when people just do everything right and then do it. You know what I mean?
You think Dumbled's gonna get access to that clown fun? One sec, one sec, I gotta blow my nose.
All right.
What stumble is like?
don't know do you really want to get have it spoiled you think chatterbox is
annoying it gets worse dumbbells is worse
he's just so stupid he's so fucking stupid
okay okay
I bring back David too, for a day.
Play some David.
Who the fuck is FembaFec?
This is where the fuck you think that even if he's a fucking kid,
that he's gonna get away with not giving me that fake Femba bass!
Fec that.
Who the fuck is FembaFec?
Oh, who's this guy?
Oh, fuck.
I
Have a bad feeling already
Oh, actually, maybe they're just training. Oh, can never mind
You know, it's crazy chat we can't do shit we have to just wait till fly around comes back
Hey, you know, you could have said hi I'm only in there for four years
You're doing nothing good talk
And you have pumpernickel to know I place I have Sammy sourdough feel plays Humphrey pumpernickel
What the yuck?
Go out the door behind you
You let me have the cop's yuck you over now. You're stuck there till somebody finds you
Well that you know that sounds like a you problems, huh sounds like you problem. Oh
Give you food, but I can't I got no commissary or money
My name is stumbles fumbles if you want to kill me come kill me later
I'm gonna fuckin' rip your arms off until you leave from living the fuckin' streets you hear me?
Suck on some confetti, you sack of yuck!
Fuckin' mother yucker.
Captain yuck a lot!
The fuck is the police?
Go find someone for the other eyes, I'll kill you.
Tell me later, man, I'll just be here. You know where to find me?
But I will tell ya, I got a shiv.
I'll see you when you come back in here, buddy.
No, no, no, that's efforts and I'm not willing to give that for when I'm in jail for four
years.
Okay, I'm going to sit here for four years and wait.
What did you do?
Terrorism!
A lot of people.
Read the news pal.
You're not strong enough to kick that door down.
You're not strong enough.
You're embarrassing yourself doing that.
Scottie Bard listen man he might ask for pictures of your feet before he releases you this seems to be his thing
See you later captain booger boy
Oh, man, yeah, four years has not bad at all.
I am.
Thank God.
You gotta leave that door open, pal.
Finally, someone using their brain around here.
Oh man.
The investigation is over, Chad. Like for Chatterbox, you signed a plea deal, it's over.
No matter what comes to light from this point on, they can't do shit to Chatterbox. It's
over. He signed his agreement. He's in for four years. That's it. This is his time. This
what the government and the accused have agreed on, it's over. The situation is settled between
ShadowBox and the system. It's settled. Still Corkades against Vivec? Yeah, that would be
fun. That would be fun. I'm going to do that. I agreed on that. So, like, I, it's, it's,
yeah, this is another thing where it's like, you don't bite the hand that feeds you, right?
Another part of this was, you know, working with the police, you know, cooperating, right?
And part of the cooperation was that Chatterbox agreed that he would testify. So, if Chatterbox
keeps his word and goes and testifies it's gonna be fun RP regardless chat we
go testify in the future they'll trust chatterbox again and work with them
right because if you do shady shit right they're not gonna trust you again
they're gonna be like yeah no we're not we're not doing that with you right if
you do you don't want to burn the bridge
I'm waiting for Tessa hoping she's gonna come back.
I mean, well, there's like five inmates in here, you could be.
Yeah, but I gotta talk to Tessa.
She said she was gonna come back and then she told me to call her, but I can't call
her, so I'm just gonna wait.
I'm gonna be like a dog that got left on the dirt road and just wait.
Hey, man, what are you staring at?
Hey, Tessa. Hey, Tessa, this is why I'm wrong.
I just want to let you know that chatterbox has all done an intake and he settled down.
He is sitting up here in visitation saying that he's going to sit here and wait until you show up.
And he didn't have your phone number, so I just want to let you know that he's not going to be sitting up here in visitation.
show up um and you didn't have your phone number so I decided to call for him you know you know
my man's my man's all right just call me when you get here i'll let you in please no weapons or
anything like that all right bye my man flavor my man hey find a question who's uh who's uh
Who's yet boy over there? Oh
That guy he is
He is one of the twins pretty cool guy the twins
Yeah, yeah, they come in here all the time. It's just freaking flies
There you guys just there you ever seen a clown before somebody I
See I'll go to my say okay. Oh
Oh, yeah, you're good, baby. You don't have to follow me. Are you good?
Oh, yeah, I'm weirdo
All right, so
I second that that guy may be ugly, but he's onto something
Yeah, there's no soap in commissaries, that's the only soap you're gonna get
Yeah, I mean there was something common story before I know but then one day they're all gone. That's crazy
I don't know where it went
Order some more
Corrupt this fuck
I was kind of right in front of your butt. What the yuck?
No, this is not Oz. You're not taking me to the showers and having your way with me. No, I'm the warden of the prison
I'm the one who
No, I don't do that. I'm not allowed to do that, right?
Look, it's got it. He's not gonna stab you. He's he's just trying to do it as a power move. He's not gonna do it
But look, I get it, I get it, you know, it's tough.
You're in prison, you're kind of on a lull here.
If I could get you bandages, if I could afford them, I would.
But honestly, right now, the hot dog,
I gave you 50% of my net worth by giving you that.
So honestly, you should be saying thank you.
Tell him, Flyrone, tell him how broke I am.
He's so broke, I'm shocked that he's so broke
he has to come in and slip it.
You can't afford to
Carmine already told me you're y'all 50 rich
Yeah, Samantha, thank you for the five gifted. Oh and lovely. Thank you for the gift as well
Hopeful day. Thank you for the gifted terrible gamer. Thank you for the 10
Everybody else to give it a tier ones the tier twos
the tier threes
Come again, but
Oh, this is what's gonna happen though, real quick.
Okay, sure.
And then it's time you go to the chatty block.
Do the chatty voice with your kids like they know anything in regard?
No, I don't do the chatty voice with my kids, no.
Dude, if I did the voice with my kids, they'd be like,
yeah, shut up, you know what I'm saying?
Dad, shut up.
All right, okay.
Hey, any sight, Joel?
Yeah, excuse me, kid.
One second, kid.
Yeah, I've seen that one guy that was walking around here.
We need a spot a couple of minutes ago.
Last time I saw him, he said in the cell block.
Oh, yeah
hey chatterbox what's Scotty what do you want wait for my ma's wait for my ma's
your mother yeah my ma's you know okay well you reek of mother issues so I
would love to see this who the hell is this woman Tessa that's your mother
That's right
Tessa the taxi driver is your mom test. There's not a taxi driver. Okay. That's what she's known for. That's what everybody
Brother man, that's a two-knives. That's what they call him. What are you talking about? Yes, Scotty. You're done freak
No, I'm not a dumb freak. I'm just a regular freak and test it is a taxi driver dumb idiot free
stupid
Chatterbox, by the time you leave this prison, you're either going to be going in a bag or
you're going to be changed completely from top to bottom.
I'm thinking maybe a rape or something.
Oh yeah, man!
Just get it over with then if I'm going to die, get your goon, your twin boys, or everybody
come in here and plug me up like they say they're going to and you just listen to it
and let it happen, alright?
I've already lost control of this prison, Scotty.
People walking around with shims, all right?
You gonna do something about that?
No, you ain't.
Those two guys that just walked out, they have a shiva.
What?
Okay, no, no, no.
No, they were looking for soap.
Yeah, so they can make a shiv.
Yeah, no.
Make a shiv out of soap.
No, you don't do that.
That's not what you would do it.
But if you were gonna fashion something sharp,
you'd probably use soap to hone it.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, but you're like soap to like for the handle
like you know maybe a piece of no we don't need to get in the details we don't have to get in the
no the important thing to know is they were talking you know and then maybe maybe cutting open boxes
you get rid of no I don't know okay fly right that's probably from something we know if chatterbox
has the one that we know I'm correct. Yeah, those guys do not have a knife though, right?
He had it in his hands. I don't know what to tell you, man. What do you mean he had it in his
hands? He's like, yeah, he can get it too. And then his buddy pulled it out and put it away to show
me he had it. You like not like pay attention to nothing. You know, Scotty, you know, I'm not
really the type of guy, you know, to make fun of people with glasses and stuff like that. I think
Glasses and pretty cool and stuff like but like you got the type of glasses like bubbles from trailer park boys
And it just ain't happening, man
Hey ginger, do you know chatterbox?
You guys get along
I'll tell you what I'll give you one free just just shot across his face, huh?
If you want for 50 bucks. Oh, I want a percentage of that
No, he's busy he said something mean about my glasses
Not everybody says something mean about me, okay gender never mind you're not helpful Wow
You won this round no you won this round, but I'm telling you this next round is gonna be completely different
Okay, but before you go, I'm curious to know when the next round is going to be.
No.
I don't know.
I mean, like, you wanted it to be now.
I mean, you know, you know, it already happened and you just made yourself look stupid because
you didn't know when it was happening.
This isn't round two.
No, this isn't round two.
You stopped and looked at me and started communicating with me again and you listened
to me because I said, hey man, stop before you go.
You turned around like a good boy and you did what I said.
So, hey, hey, let's sit down.
I'll put it in the air and round two right but round three through five so that I get best of five is gonna be all me
It's gonna be a clean streak and everybody likes an underdog. That's okay. That's fair. That's fair
Scotty
Scotty
But how far do you think you would have made it if I didn't call you back here and waste your time and win another round you little rat
Oh, you're the worst. Oh, I can't believe I walked all the way back. Oh
Oh
Hey Scotty
Yeah
It's got a I made you do it again. How does it feel?
I'm pretty good
Okay, that's a whole disthought. Don't give me one second while I pretend I drink water, but I don't actually do it, but I pretend I do. You know what I mean? Okay.
All right. Okay, how's it going?
Stand up real quick.
Okay
Off like a draw this is awesome
Coming up here with a little something to protect you with
while you're in here you know you know you know I might be a DOC but you're my
friend and I don't want you getting hurt in here when I'm not around you earn
that key man you earned that key well thank you baby but yeah so I gotta I gotta
try to sneak it in Twinkle's is gonna bring it in and he's gonna call me when
he gets here and I'll just keep Scotty occupied told you we're gonna run this
I'm in this guy's horrid. You call me every time he has phone numbers?
It's got as many numbers as I could grab. Hopefully it's good enough.
Yeah! Use those.
Thanks, Tess! That's great!
When I was in here the other night, I tried to make a prank call and
Realized that there's just no limitless at all. No, but I complained about it to the
The attorney pencil guy and he's gonna figure it out
But in the meantime since you're stuck as yuck
There you go. Thank you. Thank you
What do we have to talk? Do we have to talk about something? Right?
Right? Yeah? No?
That depends on like whether you like want to talk about it.
Sure. I've been here for four years, Tessa.
Okay.
I got time.
Okay. I just, you know, I wanted your attention and I didn't know if it was divided or...
Well.
You didn't really want to sit and have a talk.
Well, he got my attention as barely as being at the burger shop stand and listen up to
Jones go to do his thing and I'm sitting in the back smoke and hate my life.
So now you know what I'm talking is good talking is good okay okay.
So I had contacted the commissioner he told me to go to the city hall yeah I went there
I saw Twinkles in the lobby.
I was looking around for whatever he wanted me to see.
There wasn't anything at the desk,
so I talked to Twinkles and he said he didn't know,
Bell didn't know.
There wasn't anyone around that I could ask,
so I went upstairs thinking either I could find maybe somebody to talk to,
or you remember how back in the day they had a computer
upstairs like on the third floor where you paid bills. Yeah, I figured I'd go
looking around to see if there was anything up there. Any luck? Well, I was
looking. No, it turns out that's not a thing. So I don't know what he sent me
on a goose chase for, but I didn't find the goose. But I found a couple of
people talking. Who? It was Barrick and Bailey. I heard their voices through the
courtroom, the smaller courtroom on the second floor. What are they talking about?
And I went to listen at the door and I thought maybe for sure they'd heard me
because I was just slamming through doors like I wasn't really paying
attention and I just I thought I would stand by the door and listen okay and
what I heard was Bailey talking to Barak about how he's playing the fire and
that he needs to leave well enough alone and back off
Bailey was saying that?
He was, yeah.
For Barrick.
And I'm against Barrick.
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what to do with that.
Well,
Not really.
So,
what I actually heard was
Barrick
I'm trying to remember exactly the wording that was used, but Bailey kind of inquired
as to like what he was doing with her.
Okay.
And it sounded like they'd already had a conversation about it prior.
Like, like, Barak and Sencha?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Uh, because he seemed to know some stuff.
Or like he seemed to know a little bit of context behind it.
That Barrick was talking to her and stuff.
Yeah.
And he mentioned
that Barrick knew she was using him.
And Barak agreed to that and said, yeah, that's how it started.
And Bailey inquired about, like, feelings and Barak said, no, it's happy new year.
I think, from what it sounded like to me, Jaddy, it sounded like Barak knows things.
She's...
She must, if she's there, just hanging out all the time, that he must.
Yeah.
And it sounds like maybe he's trying to help her.
Oh, yeah?
Oh yeah?
Help her do what?
Stay away from me?
So when the time is right?
And she moves on from me because that's her plan that
it's his time?
It didn't sound like that to me, Jettie.
You think that he's gonna sit there
and be used for nothing?
He doesn't have a goal.
All of them did that.
Tessa, the Benjies, the Randy's, the Tommy Tays,
they all got it.
You wanted to get used for the chance
for that idea.
Bust them through.
I'm okay, Fyron, thank you.
Why not, it's good.
We're in the middle of a very serious conversation. Thank you. Thank you, sir.
Was I even talking about fuck? Uh
It didn't sound like that to me chatty. It sounded like
He knows her situation and he might be able to help
I think you're trying to see the good in him because he was your friend and you want to
trust him.
If he wasn't up to something Tessa, he would have called me.
He would have said something.
But he's up to something or maybe you're only seeing the bad chatty
Because there is no good to see maybe maybe he maybe is trying to help maybe he is
Tessa
If he wasn't up to something
He would have said it, especially after I shot him, and he didn't communicate with me because
he knew why he was getting shot.
knows there's no need reason for him to call because he knows that I know why am I getting
shot oh my god no it's not like that same like that you would have said something or
or maybe he's afraid to get her hurt.
No.
Him talking to me is not gonna get her hurt.
There are him talking to me is gonna get her hurt.
I mean, I was afraid to talk to you to yesterday, Chattie.
Yeah, but he knows, if he's trying to help her
and he's this involved.
I had to betray her trust to tell you stuff, Chattie.
Sure.
Why would he wanna do that?
Because if he was really trying to help her, this would be a very important thing to do.
He's trying to help him.
Maybe he's trying to help her.
He's not trying to help me, Tessa.
helping himself and her. That's what he's doing. He ain't helping me. I'm a phone call away.
Jesus can't talk about it. Jesus. He sure talked to Bailey a lot, Tessa.
Bailey's calling me with all the hints.
Go ahead, Bert.
You can tell everybody.
Just don't tell Chatabots.
I doubt that.
If he's not up to something, say it.
But he won't say it, Tessa, because he's up to something.
Would you believe him?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Then what's the point, Shady?
Would you believe him?
I don't know.
Answer me.
I have no idea.
I think I know the answer to that.
You would not believe anything he said.
I know it.
Depends on what he says.
Nothing he can say at this point matters.
depends what he says and how he says it, but right now, why would I believe it?
There's no reason for me to believe it.
What reason has he given me that I would have to believe?
Well, I would believe something like that.
He knows our history, he knows our past, he knows what he's doing.
I tried to kill him, and the only one that calls is his buddy,
Pal Bailey. Because obviously they're talking about it. Why would Bailey have to tell him
to back off? If he doesn't see what's going on. There will be no reason for him to say
back off. It's all right there. It's all right in front of you. Would you believe him if he told you
he wasn't, that he was up to nothing? He wasn't doing anything? Would you believe him?
I think I try to understand.
Sure. That's not the answer. So you don't know. You try to understand, but you don't know.
No, I don't know.
So then what's the point of protecting him then? Because you don't know either.
I'm not protecting him, Jaddy.
If he's not up to something, he knows what he needs to do to make sure that I know that.
the whiteboard meme.
Ha ha ha.
Hot, small bag of them man.
Oh shit, these guys are back.
Shoo shoo, gentlemen, bye bye.
See you later, hostelivista.
You gotta come out of this, sir.
Bye bye.
You guys in an hour.
There goes the twins.
They'll be back
There's nothing to understand as I if there's no effort to make anybody understand
All right, I guess we'll see you think you'll bid on her tomorrow
I don't know, I'm going to find out.
If he bids tomorrow, tries to beat Twinkles.
With that, raise an eyebrow, pass it.
I think it depends.
On what?
Whether I'm right or not.
Whether you're right or not.
I have a hunch as to why she might be using him.
Look.
Or why she might have been.
I believe that she probably is using him, yeah, based on the conversation I had with
are here like it's something up there. I'm starting to understand and trust a little
be more on what's happening here. But Barrett, is being okay with being used? In what ways
he being used?
Barrett's always had a hero complex. I think that's what's going on.
being that involved in somebody's life? Mark my words, Tessa.
Someone in danger. Mark my words. I bet you he's using this time.
being apart to get closer and closer. Because he wants there to be something mark my words.
And if that's the case, I'm going to kill him.
They've been there for a while. I would just go up there and I have to say, hey, am I intruding?
And going to murder that man.
I mean, they've been there for a while.
Hey, am I intruding?
Am I intruding?
No Amber! No, no, no, no, no! Have a seat! Have a seat Amber! How you doing?
Sit down and stay awhile! What's going on?
Yeah, I'm open to enclosures and tweets from.
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Start to come up and have a little visit.
You have to get your civilian weapons off the move.
Yeah.
That's good, that's good.
Have a seat, Amber.
Come on, what are you standing there for?
2,500.
All right, all right.
Oh, hey, come on, darling, have a good night, Jenny.
Oh, good night, Professor.
Jesus.
Thought I'm gonna have a...
I'm ready to go.
It is for you, Alex.
Can Quentin handle that?
What?
I said you wouldn't be there.
Yeah, that's what I meant, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
What about you?
What about me?
I'm here.
Where I'm supposed to be?
Well, you should be. No, never. No
Scott, are you gonna problem in?
We stare at
What are you doing?
The privacy be no man. I'm on my break. Good. Take your break in your office. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know
By the way, I don't want to go through all those doors.
I'm taking my break.
I am.
We are having a conversation.
OK.
And if you want me to be behaved, you give us some privacy.
Otherwise, I'm going to get soap.
I'm going to get a box.
I'm going to make a ship.
I'm going to stab you in the throat.
OK.
That is not very friendly for a prisoner to be sane.
OK.
Well, I will say it if you give me a little bit of privacy.
Sane.
You know I do a lot of defending for you chatterbox you and the clowns a lot of people
They say stuff, huh defend us. I
Divide you all the time anytime somebody talks about you guys. I say I don't want them to become a laughing stock
I like the clowns
I mean you don't want to become a laughing stock
I
You guys to be considered serious
Laster is the best medicine, Scotty
You wouldn't know, because you're not kind
Phenis Cillin is the best medicine
Read a book, Christ
Phenis Cillin!
I'm allergic to Phenis Cillin
Fuck you God
Okay, let me tell you something
I can't be there
I can't be there
I'm not supposed to be there
It's not for me. It's for her. Okay, and she doesn't want to see me. She wants nothing to do with me. She's she's moving on
Okay
She can't have a good time if I'm there
Okay
Well see in truth is so when she was with you and laughed and had fun. Yeah
Yeah, trust me. I know but it's not like that anymore in bro
It's not like that anymore
She's
Happy now remember where she's at okay
Yeah, I haven't even seen her, I've only seen her on the list on the list.
Yeah, and you know what, if we win, you guys get to see her all day.
Just don't ask her, don't talk about me, don't bring me up, bring me out of it.
Just do other things.
Okay.
Just don't bring me up.
That day, tomorrow, Amber, I do not exist tomorrow.
Just enjoy it.
It's so sad.
It's sad seeing you two not together.
Oh, a world time.
Will the world time make her happy?
Have a fun time?
Then it's not sad, Ember. It's not sad. If you do that, what's so sad about that?
I'm sure not, Beth.
It's not sad. Because if I was there, she wouldn't be.
This is what it is, Amber. This is my life now. Okay? You know what, Amber? You can
make me way less sad tomorrow. If I get a f- if I have somebody visit me or have- you
know, they don't get a call and somebody's saying, hey, somebody else won, but Amber
shot him in the face. Oh, Jesus. Not happy. Don't make me.
No need to be upset. No need to be upset. You guys don't need to be upset.
This is this is good for everybody.
Okay.
It's good for everyone.
But tomorrow I am not going to shoot anyone.
Oh, so we're all going to win.
See that's that's a spirit. That's the spirit. That's what I'm talking about.
What else I need to know?
I can imagine quite a few people are gonna bid okay, but I just need to know even if they don't win
I need to know if Judge Barrick bids
Alright?
It's back?
Yeah.
Between you and me.
Alright?
It's a secret.
Okay.
I need to know if he bids.
Just let me know.
Alright?
Okay.
I will.
Thank you.
I knew I could tell.
I knew I could count on you, Amber.
See that?
At least you don't stand up and storm out because you want to protect somebody being
a rat.
I
Look at her face look at her face. It's fucking horrifying bro. What the fuck
I don't know what the fuck.
The jailing?
Yeah.
The jailing turned me a bit, called me a bad person.
But I didn't twinkle the date Raina's sister before Raina.
Yeah, but they didn't know until after oh
Yeah, listen, I took care of that I took I took it upon myself to make sure things happen with that
I pulled Helen aside and we spoke about it and then she says she was gonna call you apologize
And also that HR is gonna handle this I gave her a bonus
She's gonna pull you bell and Jane I into her office and this is all gonna get sorted out and
And no one will be talking about it further after it's all sorted out.
How's that sound?
Yeah.
It's good.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
Good.
Good.
I mean, it's only been on dates, but we kind of talk about it until we, you know, we're
time together. But before saying it, um, I was thinking about it, um, everyone, I really
dated us at the hour. Yeah, Amber, I'm not gonna lie, you've been throwing out, you throw
that word out like you shoot bullets out of a gun. No, just gotta learn what that word
I mean, you know, it's, you know.
But there's no one who'll make fun of you
and call you things like everybody does the Kirk
if you stop doing stuff like that, you know what I mean?
You kind of like, what's called you make your own bed?
You reap what you sow?
Yeah, something like that, you know what I mean?
I don't know, I don't really do this college thing,
I don't know, okay, but somebody that might know I might be able to get you in contact with something that might teach you the ways
His name is sir people keep Santa sir. You should call him
But Santa sir
He knows a lot
I might have a number you want it
Well
Okay. Well, I check the limit list first check the limit list first. We'll take the limit list. Check the limit list and look up
The attorney pencil guy something Bailey something Bailey
The attorney pencil
I don't see anything at all on the left.
Well, he's an old man probably went to bed delivering my presents in peace.
Now, I gotta check myself out.
Well, we'll deal with that later.
I got four years to spend here to cook something up anyway.
So, you know, four years.
It's better than 15.
No, am I right?
It's better than 15.
I could have been up in this mile for 15 years.
But no, the power of the city got me four.
Four years, easy peasy, and I'm squeezy.
In, out, done.
Nice.
Yeah.
There's nothing sad about that ever.
It'd be more sad, I'd be sitting here
and I'd be like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
my violin, you're longer than 15 years, ah.
I got four years, piece of cake.
Piece of cake.
And it's perfect because, you know,
you guys win at the Hangout Cups.
I would be upset out there.
I wouldn't know what to do with myself.
You know, you guys get the hangout,
I'd be like, you know, I would drive me bonkers, okay?
So I'm in here and I can't do nothing.
I can only stay here and I won't have any way to be like,
And let's go and kidnap her you know I mean cuz you know if I share at the house, I'm gonna be like I
Want to go in there, but I'm not because I'm in yeah
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I don't know, like, cops only hate me once back then, after me.
You're not going to write she did.
Don't forget that.
Just be careful when tomorrow when you guys win, you better watch yourself.
But you got to be careful, because, you know, she'll do it again.
I'm after the cup.
Give me a cup of this.
Try it.
Try it.
I got a lot of money from back then.
Good and bad.
We don't gotta talk about some of that stuff.
What are the grades?
No, let that, let that just drift off, let that keep drifting, you know what I mean?
I've got a question for you Amber, I've got a question.
Okay.
What if you like, what's the, if you leave your banking application, you can see the
Funhouse Fund now, what's in there right now?
157,000.
What do you mean there's not, what is everybody doing?
Okay, we need 300,000 yuck and dollars in there by tomorrow.
What's going on? We should at least be at $200,000 by now. What's everybody doing?
I have $80,000 in my bank. I'm keeping my money in my bank for now.
I'm hoping that $100,000 tonight.
I haven't been working because I can't.
How much money do you have? How much money do you have?
she's she's been like give me like this much most of her money oh yeah I was so much when she
got you know I'm so curious roughly you know I'm doing a little dollar amount little pencil
and then I roughly roughly you know just a ballpark yeah but just a ballpark of how much money
she might have in there you know I don't have a tutorial of like 20-30k and I don't have a bank
all right tell her you know girlfriend tax you know she has to give you 30k you know
Easy.
Hey guys, what's up y'all?
Sneaky!
Sneaky!
What's up with the paint again?
Man, I thought you were done with all that, man.
You.
Over there.
What?
Maybe me over there.
I'm talking Amber right now, man.
Hey, come here now!
Oh my god.
Amber, I'll be right back.
Don't worry, huh?
Okay.
Oh no!
I'll fly on the wall over there, Flaron.
Go get it!
Cockroach!
Oh my god!
my god yeah i gotta go check on stardia i know he's doing it in an everywhere
back in the day
okay anyways here you go
so corrupt on the ground oh my man thank you thanks man
um i think firewood honestly you got it you need to learn the prison
he you know you know you know about the weapon for you
yeah i know he he said he was gonna he said he was gonna call you so like yeah
Yeah, thanks man, I appreciate that.
Your flywheel's been taking good care of me in here.
I've only been in here for like an hour, but you know, it's tough times.
Hey, that's good, yeah, that's good of him.
Cripple, man.
Well, I'm good at studies.
Hey, God!
Ah!
Oh, thank you. Let's see, I gotta sit down here.
Okay, I'll sit down.
Scotty's going upstairs, make sure you're whispering about your love.
Okay.
Oh, do you want me to do it back actually real quick?
Okay.
I remember saying I was doing face paint.
Well, I mean, you can't, I don't know.
You said something about it, and I was like...
You're like,
Why are you changing the paint?
What's going on man? What's with the get-up right now? Why are you so serious?
You're like you're about to go to chemo man or something. What's up?
I got an important question. You've already had the answer to it.
I don't know man. I don't like you talking like this. I like sneaky like your little sneaky way better.
It makes me feel more comfortable.
Okay well I like the way Jagger speaks instead. Can you do that?
Well no. You're here to talk to me so I don't know what you want here.
I guess we're just gonna have to compromise.
What's up, what you need now I'm not gonna do that
That's not how you sound that's way too
Hey Monday, right Monday's the day of the week it what
Monday
Hmm
Gotta do something. Richie Cha, ah, thank you, you know what I mean? That song sucks.
Uh, look at the black.
So, what about it? What about it? Well, you asked me questions, what's the T?
Um...
Someone told me that that's what their name was, but it turned out it's not their name.
Okay.
I don't want to sing, you've got a friend in me.
Well, I don't know what you're doing here.
Fly Run, you could stay here, man.
OK, well, I'm just, you know, I'm doing a job
and trying to give you guys, you know, a person.
I don't think Fly Run can hear this.
Yeah, is this bad?
Like, is this like?
It's not bad.
It's not a big of a deal.
I feel like the conditon's over anyway.
No, no, no.
I want the tea now.
Like, who is this?
You know, what happened?
I'm curious.
And I got four years in here, man.
You've got to give me something.
What's happening out there?
What's it like?
Okay, well, we just got,
we just got pulled over and it was by some cop, you know?
And one of them told me that that's what
their name was before, but
I thought my name was the other one.
It was Monday?
Yeah, they told me that the name was Monday,
when I met them at Sneaky, but
they introduced themselves today.
That wasn't their name.
What was their name?
was it was a woman or a man was it you know the one you just say it it was Ray
man she put it was who it was Ray oh she said her name was Monday
yeah rain and I met her oh rain and sneaky whatever like last week I mean rain
and sneaky for a ride watch well we didn't was her but whatever it's easier
I'm just sneaky!
I didn't look like this at the time.
I'm sneaky, boy.
Okay, so you okay?
I get it.
Okay, okay.
You and Raina met her.
Okay, so it was just you two?
Yeah, it was just us two.
We gave her a ride literally down the street because she was just looking for her car,
so we stole one for her.
She said her name was Monday when I asked her, and she was like, you guys are going to tell
anyone anything, right?
And I was like, well, I don't even know who you are.
Now I see why she was like that.
That's all.
Why wouldn't she want you to tell anybody what?
I mean, Raymon is Monday, go backwards.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Raymon?
What?
I think Tico sees what you say, but R is Missy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And then the A to Y got me too.
What the hell?
I'm cooked.
I'm cooked.
I hung out with Marley today and I lost a little brain.
Yeah, you know what? Yeah, you valid. That's valid.
Okay, so she said her name was Monday, but what didn't she want you to tell? That's the thing that I don't understand.
I guess that she was with us?
Like that we were giving her a ride?
Okay, you were okay. You said you were getting pulled over by her.
No, well that happened today, but when I first met her, it was like a week or so ago.
Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense because she was very hush hush about around that time
And now she probably wouldn't do that but she said her name was Monday today
Yeah, and then I asked her and said she was lying and then she said well other people call me Monday
And then she was like no, I'm not your name too. I know I know anyway
Yeah, she's talking about me and say like oh your you lie about your name too when I just have two of them
And I don't believe that she goes by both those things, but I could have been wrong so I wanted to ask you
But I'm over it
And she let us off on a warning
She said she wants a real chase I took a second hold
You let you go cuz she wanted a real chase
Listen listen listen this is a bad idea and I don't think you should do it but
it would be pretty funny okay if you get you guys are gonna win tomorrow right
you take me say hey you want that real chase and you make her try it from the
top don't do that don't do that but it would be pretty funny pranker like
you're gonna yeah boy what's it called and then she said you know what you know
that would drive away.
Like you guys, you didn't want to go to her and stuff,
you know, you know what, that's fair.
And then she let us off for a word.
The fact that she said that she wants to realize, yo, yo.
OK, wait, this is more confusing to me now.
That's because more than a little bit.
This is more confusing to me now.
OK, so she said her name was Monday, today, right?
And that's a week ago.
Oh, that was when she was trying to be known by us.
OK.
So today she introduced herself properly?
Yeah, because she knows how to talk to you.
But regardless, I think she would have done it anyway.
OK.
Yeah, she's kind of OK, so she's not bad.
OK, I was starting to think that she was still not
trying to be around you guys, but that was confusing me.
But now this makes sense.
OK.
OK.
OK, well, no.
So we got three in a grand yet?
uh now we have like 200
it's a 10
i have a tk in my bank
jeez ember is a 70
80
and i got 65
twinkies has
i can get some i never had some
i have like 80k
bank account has a 157
twinkies has 20
5k
ember has 80
you don't have to worry about that
bro
we're probably gonna bid even more
300k
bruh she's calling
she's calling huh
hey
Who's calling?
Probably Ray.
I'm just gonna walk away, I wanna hear this!
Yeah.
I'm back, I wanna hear this!
This guy, this is secrets.
Yeah.
He's always so secretive.
Remember remember the remember if anybody else what if anybody else wins what happens to remember?
Blah blah and when do you blam blam?
If we lose
The moment right when they say so
Exactly if they say so old and they point
Wherever they're pointing at you with that gun up up up
Okay, yeah, and then run
I might be the few times just like, you know, get it out there, but I'm going to let that
to consider one.
Did you just say you were going to increase the price?
Well, one of the people is bidding.
Why?
You know what would be funny?
If you run out of money, just keep bidding.
You just keep hitting.
Sneaky, come over here please.
What?
Oh my.
Bro!
What?
You know, you know, you gotta talk to me okay.
This guy.
This guy.
This guy this guy
They're nerve
Oh, we suck what girls listening devices. Yeah, I wish you
Chat catabox yeah, bro. Hey you since you're in the long-term stay for a while. You're gonna your sign
So is be 10
66 on it be 10. Okay. Thank you
You want one because I know you were in there the day. I didn't know if that's the one you wanted or not.
Why is there someone talking?
Yeah, I don't know.
Nightingale.
Okay.
Um, listen, I just wanted to explain myself.
I couldn't really because I was on shipped, Nate.
But now I'm on shipped and now I can talk to you.
I am Monday. I am Monday. That was not a lie.
Oh.
It was not a lie.
I'm not lying to you.
Well.
Okay, well.
Well, I don't I don't like that you were doing that and like what like why are you questioning me like that while I'm on the job
I'm doing it. I'm learning things
Well, I didn't mean to put you on blast in a situation
Blast in my ass
Okay, my bad my bad. Um
In that case, is it okay if I keep calling you Monday? Yeah, I like it. You think that wasn't real
well, I don't at first I didn't because I
I learned that, you know, you're kind of avoiding us for a little bit, so I thought you were just giving some very fake name.
Okay, well I wasn't avoiding...
Okay, first of all, I was avoiding everybody. It wasn't just you.
That's fine, but...
Yeah.
That's just why I came to that conclusion, okay?
Yeah.
That's alright.
My bad, I didn't mean to put you on the spot in front of your office and stuff.
Yeah, well next time you want to blast my ass, like give me a heads up, okay?
Okay, or at least while I'm not on shit embarrassing. I mean I feel like you have your own pretty well
I think I think walk in because I was like what the fuck is going on here this guy is just freaking railing me
Well, I know every single question from the back and from the front and like I was like oh my god
That's why I apologize my bad. I mean to do that to you and it will happen
Thanks, Nate. It was nice to see you. I'll get your number from Twinkle Sun.
Okay.
Um, and you said chatty, sir?
Uh, yeah.
Can you hear me?
He can.
Okay. Hi chatty.
Hello.
How are you doing?
Oh, swimmingly.
Swimmingly?
Yeah.
How are you since when do you swim all the time for the last four years?
Shut up, babe
How are you doing right?
Fine I
Heard you were out of prison now you're back in prison. I'm back in prison. Yeah
For how long four years supposed to be 15
Four years.
Why's that not long enough?
I mean that is a long time.
You sure?
I don't know.
But maybe...
Maybe. Or maybe, you know, you can come down
come and visit me. Yeah? Because you said it's the only place, right?
What'd you say? You said this is like the only place that you
can come and visit me, right? Yeah. I'll be waiting. I'll be waiting.
I'll come visit you.
I don't know, maybe tomorrow?
Okay.
No promises, I'm a busy girl.
I'm sure you are.
Alright, bye guys.
Bye.
Bye.
You are so down bad. I'm already speak like that. They already used to scared of it
He really make you that nervous. You understand the sniper rifle situation now pal
Yeah, it makes sense to you now pal
Don't drive me back in that direction buddy
Did you just ask me
I would have, I would have misal kicked you off that bridge.
I'm going to be really weird now.
I would have misal kicked you off that bridge.
Wait, which one is that one, dude?
Is it our own?
He said he got it.
It was, it was a long time ago.
We don't got to talk about that, okay?
Well, that's water out of the bridge.
Right, Amber?
Yeah.
He can't go there.
Oh yeah, I can't go there. I can't go to the water.
Yeah.
Well, there was no water underneath that bridge.
I'm talking about really, to be honest.
It was just pavement.
Dude, what the fuck?
What a mind fuck.
Why is she talking to this guy like that?
HAAA!
I did...
That doesn't mean that.
So confusing!
Yeah, I meant to send that.
I don't understand!
I'm confused, man!
What the fuck is happening?!
What the hell is that?
Is that a life or no more?
Uh...
I remember we talked to them in the garage.
Yeah, we did!
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not gonna equal any more, probably.
Oh, he wasn't...
No, he wasn't gonna equal in the first place.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I
She knew Chattie was listening
I mean he loves you guys use freedom he said
The brainwashing makes a little more sense
I'm still not convinced yet. I think that I did that about still not convinced yet on that one, dude
My mind I don't know what I don't know what just happened there on that phone. I don't I do not understand
I'm so confused because last time we talked it was
What's happening here?
This dude took us confused you because you asked her, you know
If she's okay
Because you wanted to talk to Sneaky and took a story that year.
Sneaky, you better back up buddy or I'll slit your throat so you can quit, buddy.
You have no interest in her. I already kind of don't want to fit on her at the office.
She wouldn't have an interest in you anyway, man. Your hair is wack.
That's fine, because I'm not interested either in your hair.
Yes, you are, everybody is.
But yeah, she says she was fine with you listening.
What?
You're okay with it too.
Yeah.
What do you want?
You're fake.
Give me some chips.
Did you say chips?
Chips. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Chips right now.
Let's go.
Come on.
Chips. Chocolate bar.
Let's go.
And why do you look like
Thomas' daughter? What do you want from me,
Ember?
No, I'm not buying you chips
I'm the boss here chatterbox, and I feel it
So you can afford it, I can't, I got no money
Okay, so either buy me a chocolate bar, a chip, a pop, and a soda, you know, a bar, a chip, and so
I can't remember the way it goes
Anyway, buy me something from the vending machine, or, or, or
Or
I'm gonna go make a shiv
Okay, here's the thing you need to know about
It's gonna be a long four years in here pal
What you said chips?
Chips popping a bar
You want it uh chips pop in a bar chips pop in a bar you might pop yep chips pop in a bar
Where are you from?
From Grape-
Who says pop?
I'm from Grape-sheet, man, are you?
What are you, are you stupid?
Who says pop?
What's that?
I'm just shooting at you five times.
Chip's popping a bar.
Say pop.
I say pop.
Shut up, pop.
Pop.
Pop.
Shut up, pop.
Pop.
Pop.
Shut up, pop.
Okay, I want a different one because that's kind of open.
It's going to make a mess and I'm not cleaning it.
I
Touch the ground you can get sick and then we're liable, right?
Who's cider you want that was the best of my money
This the karma
What's that?
But that's an old one for Malia.
If it would make him like a little bit more compliant,
maybe I think I'm allowed to say that.
Scotty, I'm feeling enraged right now
because I'm going to have crushed like flat chocolate,
broken chips.
Flat chocolate.
I'll see.
You know, like that carbonated bozo.
Scotty, I mean, try to walk with her flat.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean, it's a chocolate?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like you threw it and then Ember stepped on it so now it's flat.
Wait, Ember stepped on it, give it back to me.
What?
The foot guy wants it back, she stepped on it.
Go ahead Scotty, all yours pal, all yours dude, what the heck?
Not because it's Ember, just because of the concept of it.
Don't make it weird about it.
What's the concept?
Explain the concept of this Scotty.
Help me understand what he's trying to say.
I'm actually gonna add you to a group chat
But when he gets out he'll want to join foot lovers
I'll join it if Nate joins it
Why don't the beat you see my
Who are you
Are you calling your therapist?
I'm calling my girlfriend which is her ex-sister-in-law
Yeah, that's too much for me to unpack
Oh, you walked away.
Oh, God.
Oh, I used to have something like a snack and I was so flat and I said I don't want any
more and Scottie said he'd have it.
Jack when Ray said a long time ago whenever she's gonna come back she wanted to break my brain. It's fucking broken. I don't get I don't
it's
What word is that Ember?
It's a toilet.
What?
It's a toilet poop.
What are you talking about?
Oh wow, she's got a toilet.
Have you just got a dice by my chest?
I don't know.
You got a dice twinkles?
Yeah.
Okay, hold on hold on hold on everybody pick I don't want them I don't want them okay everybody pick you three pick a number between 1 and 12
Before of course you before
Why is it so why why of course what why of course he does for what's wrong with that?
Okay, whatever, uh you said eight ember
Yes.
Twinkles?
Twinkles?
Um, seven.
Seven? Four, eight, seven. Okay.
Hey, roll, roll.
Ba-da-ba-da-ba!
Oh, cool.
Hey.
Alright, that's all I needed.
This is what's happening.
not gonna be happy. Don't worry you find a layer. Well guys listen what do you think
I should do in here for four years? You gotta make some shibs and sell shibs.
Oh yeah you can make shibs. There's a guy down there and so you can do you can do
like I'm telling you guys right now the jobs are they're cool like they're
basic like you you got like they'll tell you go clean the dishes you got to wipe
down the pans and the plates and then you got to go like pick up laundry baskets and
bring them all back one by one to the laundry room you got to get a broom and sweep up
and you can pick stuff out of the trash if you think you might help me with something
there's an arcade in there that games work you could do racing games and fighting games
um there's a guy that walks around in there and he'll talk to you like you'd be like
hey you like you go you give me this this and this I'll get you one of these pal he's
trade him with stuff it's cool yeah he's a cool guy oh yeah the gym if you they
award you if you go work out they're like yeah we'll give you some
commissary it's cool but yeah I came here the other day
when you know wait did you hear I got in trouble cuz you're a student I did
Yeah, it was really funny.
Yeah, you can make shibs.
You can make shibs.
I'm gonna make a bunch of them.
I'm gonna stash them some more.
I'll tell you where I stashed them.
You guys ever come in here?
You guys ever come in here and you'll have a stash of shibs?
Can you have stash pieces?
Yeah, you're bunk.
You know what's the tip when they go and check it?
I was watching cops check my bunk. They lift your mattress up. They'll grab your mattress and lift it up and look
Do you have two beds in your in your cell you have two beds you have to check two bunks
So how would you like away with it?
Well, I won't stash them in my in my bunk. I'll just stash them
Behind like it behind the laundry machine or something
I was supposed to get 15 so four years is pretty good and a hundred thousand dollar fine.
I got a slap on the wrist for this whole thing.
the power of snitching you know, the power of snitching.
Somebody open the door.
What the?
Do you have any luck in there?
No.
I've been tried to the other door.
He's come out of jail.
I've been checked the other door.
Yeah, he just lost.
He's going the wrong way.
Yeah, so watch out for Jean Paul, he's going to kill us, but every time you see him, call
him Banana Boy and drive away really fast, he gets mad.
Yeah, so he was in a post on the highway next to Grape Seed and he saw me both of next
in May and I said, oh, it's been a month and he was like, what?
It was a thing with Marty.
Oh, my God. Yeah, so.
What are you guys going to be doing other than the auction?
Like, you know, for the next four years, you guys got plans?
Um, yeah, I'll just be here.
I'll just be here sitting here in this one spot.
Right here. I need to get me. I see. I'll probably be in jail by the time you get out though. Well, what do you need I?
Just want the dice. I guess you dice
We give me some dice Scott you can get your own dice cuz you can add money to your own commissary a jerk
We can't we can't
Okay, well hey Scottie
Never mind not worth it
never mind
I'm not allowed in burger shop
You order goober eats make it happen, buddy. I'll get you some guys. I can't goober eats no they
Listen listen listen you're the ward and you can send any one of your doc to do it for you as long as it happens
It happens I can get you that nice
No, they're gonna know it's me
I want to pick my own a new cell
What cell do you want? I don't know. I'm gonna go look and I'll pick one out and that'll be part of the deal, too
All right, hold on I want the very top floor I
Did it? Hey, Florent, did the top floor?
There's a number starting at one on each floor. Is it like how's it work? Yeah? Yeah, it's so B
01 and then the second floor is a 01. Well, how where's it go to?
How many ten ten?
Yeah, so there's 20 cells.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I put you in B10 because it's the farthest away from the fishbowl.
I'll med, I'll med, I'll med.
You know, I'll keep that one then.
But you don't, you don't.
What are you getting?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I know at the end of the round, I'm probably going to be the one to go get it.
I
You know have you ever been to like a fast food restaurant you've ordered like a milkshake and they said their blenders broke that mustache is driving me nuts
It happens in bars, too. Like if you order like a
Like a margarita, but they're like, uh, you know, we're not gonna blend it because the blender is broken
same thing
Yeah, you know the coffee's coffee's broke dude. She looks like she's on something
She looks like she's on something or look at her. She's like
All up in jingolai is so there's
Then there's this guy
Who's in my break room
And you're making one
Could get a job here and you know
Get free coffee all the time.
I have an interview tomorrow for county click with John Bailey.
Say what?
That's going to be something.
Yeah, he texted me.
Chat. Yeah, they said she's never called back.
Who said that?
Mr. Sama and nine other people.
OK, well, what about my mom, but she's dead.
Listen, listen, listen, you get flyer on to make the call,
But you pay for it, Scotty.
It's simple economics, man.
No, that's OK.
What?
What the heck?
He's sad farming.
Sad farming?
But what?
What's he sad about?
He wants to die.
He's that bad.
He's sad farming for him.
He's pulling an ember.
What do you mean he's pulling me?
Well, you are notorious for sad farming, let's be real.
Look, when people thought I was sad farming down one night, I was runnin' by a local.
I was on the wrong way down there.
Yeah, what are you talkin' about? What night?
They're meeting at the bar that night when he told me to work, they're the boots and buck.
the meeting at the
hospital. Oh, I know what you're
talking about. Yeah. Oh, you
Oh, okay, I've gone for like 20 minutes until the ambulance found his name and took me to the hospital.
Okay, I remember this now. I remember this now.
Yeah, and then, you know, I kind of remember that the whole situation was when we were doing off like a whole bit.
I'm
Was again
The whole like a bank stuff the bank thing
Careful you might strike a nerve with that one
Yeah, maybe it was complaining about like the worst this week.
Well, Plinkov, are you good?
Yeah! Why?
You've just been so quiet.
Yeah, that's okay.
What do you mean it's okay?
Oh my gosh.
No meow.
So I think I got a question man you even you Wendy you're like what's going on with that
um we're friends now you guys are friends like a weird thing yeah okay she
guys are good you guys are all good we're still in the clouds and stuff yeah we're
good okay she's not still obsessed with you
I don't think I really know who's the third bunk in your room
I
Don't know that's the answer to that. Oh the third bunty. It's the super stuff fine
Yeah
I may just be fine
Oh, is there am I missing something here
Hello. Hello. What? Hello. Oh, yeah, I think you're good. I think you're good. It might have just been me.
I said, this is what happened, right? So, it goes into thinking we were, you know, we were designing our rooms, then took a seize the next day.
On the bunk bed, on the top bunk, sneaky stuff. So, it goes, hold on, we never, we never decided who gets the top bunk bed.
He gets the top bunk bed, but he was causing,
let me talk about it.
They said that he's gonna have it
because he's the one who put the beds together.
And I took a side of, yeah,
but hold on, we never talked about it.
They said, all right, we're gonna change it for a week.
And I just said, no, I took a side of better ideas.
So I took a top bunk bed, a third one on top of his.
So that means he doesn't have the top one, none of us do.
And that's what history.
That was fast.
I love it.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, Amber, I'm sleeping with you, by the way.
That's what you said.
Huh?
Huh?
Yeah.
Well, I would rephrase that, because that was a bit wild the way you said that.
I was sharing a room with you.
There we go.
That's better.
I couldn't even fit a bunk bed in there.
Like, where are we going to put the second bunk bed in there?
Amber, you guys can snuggle up by your little ritual thing you got going on in there, you
know?
I just need a sleeping bag.
It's just a temporary spot.
We'll move them later.
Amber, just look at the body.
You know?
A bit more welcoming.
You know?
Just for a little bit.
It's a full house. It's not done yet. You know what I mean? We're gonna figure it out as we go
You know, we all gonna work together here, right?
Well, I'm not sharing my room or I'm not sharing my room with y'all. I'm just saying this
Yeah, after after tomorrow, I want to try and perform machinery
Machinery
Yeah
What do you mean by machinery?
Yeah, what are you talking about?
I don't know.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Amber, last time you guys had any fire inside the house,
you burned it.
You wouldn't, you wouldn't,
those dumb yucks burned it down.
Almost burned it down.
You guys wrecked everything.
We're not doing that again.
Very.
Look, I just, oh well.
You can use the furnace somewhere else.
You ain't doing that stuff in the house.
Okay, I'll have to finish up the stuff in it.
I'll put it in my hand and it's like.
That makes more sense, okay?
Because I know what's gonna happen here.
I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna go to a burger shop.
Either there, I'm gonna be drinking,
I'm gonna be mad as yuck, my life sucks,
and then I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna go right back home.
I'm gonna get there, I'm gonna be like,
why is the porch all like charcoal?
And then you're gonna be like, oh, oh, well,
hey, well, by the, oh, oh, well,
Twinkles didn't do it.
Oh, oh.
Because when you lie, remember when the other person did it?
And you lied and said, oh, well, Amber, what happened?
Well, oh, she didn't do it.
And just snitched on her right there.
Bleh.
That was so long ago.
Stupid.
But at least you told the truth eventually,
and that's what matters.
Ain't that right, Nate?
That is right.
That's right.
So why, uh, uh,
it's night, it's night.
So what's the drip today?
Why, why not?
You know, why aren't you like the, you know, the better you?
Why are you being this you?
Like, you know, the, you know.
The original, the creator?
Sometimes the original, the creator,
needs to be covered up, okay?
Yeah, I agree.
Maybe I should take that stuff.
You know, I'd prefer you sitting here like,
Yeah, I didn't knew, man.
You know, where's that guy?
Oh, man.
I mean, you see everybody.
You don't see Twinkle sitting here being like,
I'm Eugene.
You know what I mean?
God.
What's up, what's up?
Welcome to the channel.
Yo!
Anyways, um, but...
Anyways, what?
Nothing. I'm about to pass out.
When are you about to pass out?
It's a vending machine right there, pal!
I don't know if I'm gonna drink this bastard out.
Just check it!
I can't take it, I'm good.
Oh, okay, it didn't look like that for a second.
Anyways, I don't know why it's weird that what I want, I don't always want to act like sneaky, just like some people don't always act how they always act, right?
Why not? You bored of something? You feel lazy? Is that what it is?
I'm not bored, right? No, I just feel... not being like that right now.
Does it bother you that bad?
Okay, let me guess
They ain't in the sneaky you want to roll around like this because you you're free from Wendy. What's going on here, man?
No, I don't want any other kind of relationship again. I pulled it before I even got with Wendy
It's kind of a lot of work and I suck at relationships. I quit on that.
I mean, I think you were doing it the right way. We're like, no man
You know, if something ever happens and Wendy's with me to set up pack her up. I don't care
I mean that still stands, it's just...
It's just...
We're not together, and I don't want to have to do that with anyone else anymore.
Fair.
For their sake, to be honest.
If you heard that, you definitely heard that phone call, huh?
Hey!
Yeah.
What a MIND YUCK!
Think of it?
Yeah, band it is.
Uh, yeah.
Okay.
I love ass-y twinkles, sir.
Chattie Chattie like whatever you didn't call me and I'd be like what do you mean I didn't call you?
I'm like I just talked to you ten minutes ago. Yeah, but like you like you didn't check in this been ten minutes
Oh, oh you over me chat about so you're over me, huh?
I'm okay. Well, I get all my lines up chat about so you know like if you're interested in it or not
I'd be like what are you talking about relax?
Oh, relax. Okay. I need space. I need space. I need space. I need space, you know, you know, that's fine. It's fine. No, it's cool
Let's go. No, no, that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No, whatever and then she'll pull a wrench and beat the heck out of me
And then we're fine.
But you were the problem.
I'm always the problem, I guess.
Wait a minute, I mean, come on.
I mean, with most of our problems and the clowns aren't,
isn't it, aren't I the cause, you know, most of the time?
Yes.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
You're the cause of a lot of my problems, Nicky.
I'll tell you that.
OK.
Wendy, you're calling me, texting me.
come to my room and I'll talk to you all
my skeleton.
Oh, I gotta sit there for hours and listen to this boya.
What you did?
I'm sure she appreciates that.
Oh yeah, I was in the shower.
Okay, she sat at the other side of the door
and was talking in the hallway for 45 minutes.
I tried to take a longer shower just so she would go away.
She didn't, she didn't, she stayed there.
Wow, help me here man, you gotta fix this.
believe me or just friends now I kind of everyone can do that can you listen to
her vent about you instead of me I when they want to watch wicked I don't want
to watch that wicked it sucks it sucks I
I don't know what to say.
I'll be honest.
I was trying to watch the three studios, you know,
the three goofy guys, and then she comes in,
and she's like, what's this musical?
It's called Rent.
I'm like, what is, no.
She cries.
And I have to.
It's like a two hour, almost like a three hour movie.
I'm just singing.
About them dying or something.
It was yucked up.
Terrible.
Yeah!
What? I'm seriously enjoying it.
I'm seriously appreciate you for doing it.
I wanted to hurt myself.
It's fine now, right? You're all good.
No, I've been prison for four years.
And if she comes in here, I'm stuck.
I can't, like, what am I gonna do?
She'll be wearing very, wearing very,
I'm gonna have to wear under my shell.
I miss you like, wearing very, oh, I'm scared.
Sneaky, keep her out of my room.
Keep her out of my room for the next five years.
Not my room.
I wasn't doing it much.
You're the man of the house.
You're the man of the house, now Sneaky.
I need you to step up.
All right.
Don, you're the here.
Are you really?
Yeah.
OK, good.
Make sure it's clean.
No rats, call the.
We have sanitation coming on Wednesday.
They're going to call me.
So you're going to have to call them and make sure that you
get them to communicate with you instead,
because you have to be there to open the door.
Now, we're going to keep the rats out.
You hear all that, Ember?
Listen to me
Yeah, I'm looking at that
Look at that, he's delicate
Point calls, point calls, did you see that?
Now I've heard a bit of tension
Not for you actually
Oh, I don't do sanitation
No, that, see, you gotta deal with that
You gotta deal with this, Nikki, deal with that
Yeah, so what?
No, Wednesday there's a sanitation person coming
You need to make sure that you're there to unlock the door
So we don't get that
Oh, so yeah
Yeah, I'll unlock the door
And then Helen needs to get updated on HR stuff.
You're going to have to see what their concerns about something to make sure that you help
her get a meeting to happen with the three wives or something.
And then you're going to have to do something important you've got to do.
Oh, yeah, Tessa's mad at me, so you need to figure that out.
You don't matter.
You just have to come to her and she.
No, she's not.
No, she's mad at me.
No, she and Abba.
Put me right now.
In her way.
So you guys got to be quiet, but Sneaky,
you got to go talk to her on your own and just kind of,
you know, make sure she's all right.
That's your responsibility now, because I'm in here
for four years, so what am I going to do?
Everything's going to be great then.
Everything's going to be great.
And don't talk to Ray.
What if she talks to me, and then I ignore it, and that contradicts what you told me to do?
Only if you're doing goofy, sneaky stuff.
Alright, that's...
Be a weirdo.
Don't think of that.
Don't be a weirdo, alright?
Yeah, nothing...
Cool, man, cool, man, cool.
Wanna go to the next debate together, if I find out?
Alright.
Cool, cool.
Amber, I got a question!
Amber, I don't know what Mumble's coming back in on.
that mumble's coming back, you know,
she's just peeping somewhere.
What do you do in the case
that the clowns lose the bid war?
Have I saved from the Flauverhorn?
Yes.
Yes.
I already know.
I shoot whoever wins immediately
as soon as the harm is sold.
Talking about, she's sneaky.
You gotta keep reminding her and asking her that question
so it stays in her head, right?
I got she's gonna do good. It's not it's not gonna happen because we're gonna win hang right. That's right
That's right, but just in the case you know in that case, you know
It's thinking all right, I know it's a twinkle twinkle second question
Well, in the event that no one gets a gun you'll give that shotgun right just remember can absolutely explode somebody's head all over the wall
Well, that's a thing.
We have guns.
So go ahead and I'm gonna take it.
But you know, the shotgun would be pretty cool
because one, one black, that guy's dead.
One blast.
That's all it's gonna take.
You don't know that, because what if Amber has terrible aim
if she hits somebody?
No, I've seen Amber shoot.
She'll hit her shot.
Yeah, and you know, there was a situation one day
when Twinkles was just on the phone.
Amber shows up to Twinkles, starts shooting her.
Tigger's up the phone. Has enough time to pull out his gun and break it down.
So, Tigger's in the movie.
Everyone have a word? Anyone explain yourself?
So like, I was...
She had high ground by the way. She had high ground by the way.
So I had a long speech.
What?
Like, I was like, this is for seven seven or what?
And then as soon as I stopped when he stopped shooting, he dropped from where he was.
So, it's harder to hit him behind the wall.
No, no, no, no. You got shot off!
Tico's hung up the phone, pulled out his guidance, but still...
You had a shotgun, by the way. She had a shotgun.
Tico's had a pistol.
Amber, this is what you say at the VU if this happens.
You go, congratulations! BAM!
And then you run okay, but you got a meeting tomorrow for being the county the city clerk or something like that
Then you know that you might have to murder somebody later in the day. That's crazy
Yeah, and it's quite the time when we're gonna be living tomorrow, and I'll be sitting here waiting for the cost
Yeah, you should probably you should probably dress up. Yeah
Yeah, you'd probably see me in jail before the phone call if I get caught.
Who would be really funny to dress it? You should dress like Sneaky into it.
Unless Sneaky says no.
I'm dressed up as Mumbles.
Unless Sneaky says no.
Oh yeah, dress like Mumbles. Keep dressing like Mumbles.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What does he look like now?
He's just purple.
He's just purple.
Huh?
I can't see shit.
Yeah, well, well, well, I'm seen up in like, mumbles.
Dress like derpy.
Dress like derpy.
I'm happy.
Okay, okay.
Ew.
That's enough, that's your derpy impression.
Chattie.
Okay, Chattie.
Chattie.
Jesus, I can't remember.
Hi, Tessa.
Welcome back. We've been sitting here talking about Ember's possible murder.
Sneaky's weird drip. Twinkle's Blair Witching. Ember's long speech.
Her long speech?
Yeah, her long speech. We were talking about Ember, you know, use a shotgun if something goes wrong and then she'll hear a shot and then Twinkle said no because last time they got into a shootout he had time to shoot.
to shoot it he had time to get out of the car and shoot her while she was already doing it
and then Ember's excuse was well I had the long speech but then she had to explain herself because
it made no sense but now it makes sense yeah oh yeah okay yeah what's it like out there Tessa
What's the weather like? Is there a sun?
Well, that's nighttime, currently.
Any changes in the city?
Any new buildings?
Because Grape Seed's still in.
Grape Seed's still bopping.
Artie and R. Key claimed a room.
Oh, what did he claim?
He wants the room with the radio thing in it.
That leads to the basement.
Oh my God.
He's got a throne in there.
Um, and so I'm going to leave path to the basement open and make him a little thrown in there
well thrown room
medieval style
Okay, that's gonna be creepy every time we walk by. I'm in for it. I'm here. People looking through the window at that
Yeah
Oh, that's gonna be something. I like it. It's gonna be great
Um, and then when I'm off land the timer stops come by
I don't know if you know him.
Craig, I don't know him.
I don't know him.
Yeah, apparently he owes a bunch of people.
Yeah, he's looking for some clowns to do some jobs with,
I think.
Really?
He wants to do some stuff.
And he wanted our help.
So I said, you know, I'll see if anyone wants to.
And it sounds like Wendy is taking him out
to go do some stuff.
You guys should, because he's really scared of us.
it's so it's super fun I locked him in the house party anarchy it was great it was
a really funny you locked him in there party anarchy well yeah I thought it'd be
funny and it was oh my god
Oh, man.
Hey, good morning, y'all.
I think it's time for me to go to myself.
Oh, come on, because I'm coming.
It's bad. It's bad. I'm crashing right now. It's bad.
It's bad.
It's just coming.
Don't make it happen.
Don't make a habit out of this palace, this ain't you, man!
It ain't you.
What happened?
Look at him. That's what happened. Where's my, where's my bony finger friend, you know?
I
Guys
It doesn't work they don't work all the discs are scratched boy
Yeah, they were donated yeah, I can tell I can yuck it down
Yeah, yeah
Anyway Twinkle's sitting there Blair Witch and staring off into the big world of nothing Twinkle's wake-up arrays boy
Okay, you heard it didn't say nothing. He's just sitting there doing this
You can be like that
Me too! You like that? You like what he's like that?
He looks stupid!
Uh, too good of a use to it.
You're used to it, man. That's not a good thing.
It's not good to get used to that, whatever that is, man!
No one's as good as that!
You've been here, but we can't do nothing about it!
Okay, okay, you can't do nothing. You can do everything about it, okay?
I'm a squabby.
Okay, you know what?
I didn't listen to him.
You know what? I did. I did listen to it, okay?
But I'm leading by an example, Twinkles.
You should follow my example because what I did is something that everybody else needs to understand, okay?
It's the one thing. Sometimes when it's something funny, you just do it.
Because that's our identity, okay?
Now, what are we going to do?
We're going to give a little bit of all this money.
Grow up, twinkles! This is what we do!
It's what it's supposed to say, that he's just saying that you're here for four years, and you're here for whatever it is.
I don't care.
Anybody else would have been a bitch.
It's getting plus.
I got about that.
Anybody else would have been a bitch.
It's getting plus.
I got about that.
Anybody else would have been a bitch.
I just need to be outside of the gas.
I knew my time to get mine was not the clock.
I was snitching.
I did everything I could.
You know what happened with that?
You know what happened with that?
Marley, Marley and Fyro, we went around drunk as yuck and we were snittin.
I was at one time with the guy that was like 15 to five.
And you guys are 15 to five.
I know.
It was a dream.
I did a point for it.
It was a dream.
I was at one time with the guy that was like 15 to five.
I'm going to go ahead and get you.
15, 15, 15 to 5.
What?
You're just drinking.
You're not going to get a point for it or hold the ring.
You're not going to get that.
You're not going to get somethings.
All right, buddy?
Oh, jeez.
Oh, pal.
You know, I'm going to get this to myself.
Just enjoy my one-year's, OK?
No!
But you're starting to win.
I'm at it.
You win.
I'm at it.
You win.
I'm at it.
You're getting on to your dues, man, because you don't drink.
Or I can't use the boost to get you.
I'm at it.
You don't drink.
I drink.
I drink.
I drink.
I'm a drinker, all right?
I like to drink because my life sucks right now.
My life is a burning pile of yuck.
And you want to know something?
You want to know something?
I'm having a drink on my last day, all right?
So sell you yucking-tasting twinkles.
Go ahead and get it.
Peace out, brother. Peace out.
All right, I'm yucking out of here, bet.
Oh, look at that.
No, I did not.
All good, All good.
You
All right
What you mean you're gonna make me try up in here man?
A four year...
I just said a four years and you're nothing?
That drinkin's all I got!
Listen, listen, listen.
We can figure something out.
We can do some classes together.
Alright?
Plerone!
This is...
Pfft!
Key on, put this door right inside.
I gotta go to my cell.
I gotta be mad at you now!
Even though it's hard to be mad at you,
You know you're you're you know you're
Stupid stupid guy stupid stupid
Hey, by the way, if you have a cell phone and you have
That bottle on you hide it during the daytime when there's a bunch of CO's
Love you good night
All right, can you clarify the time passing in jail when offline they didn't mean Yuck-a-thon?
Okay. Time passes while I'm in jail, yes.
So, yeah, the time keeps moving.
So, when I go offline, the timer for jail keeps going down.
It doesn't stop online.
Online so let's say like chat I get I have to go to jail for five days
I don't log in for seven days. So after seven days, I log back into the server. I'm free
I can I'm in prison, but my time is up. I can walk to the front and get released
My a 10 or b10 I think I'm b10
Byron hook this up with a good cell right by the arcade is it yeah, okay, so
Wait, what?
Okay, maybe it just doesn't work yet.
I don't know, maybe it'll work when I log back in later.
Some gang members have said, hey, person RP.
Oh, you know.
I mean, we're going to role play in prison chat for sure, but I do want to take this time,
take an advantage of the time that we have in here because I want to do
dumbbells I want to do permacarcters first person POV I want to do other shit
so we're gonna keep things going because I'm sure you guys don't want to watch
me for tell Friday stay in here you know I mean there's only so much we can do
you know I mean so we're gonna do we got sub goals we're gonna do so Friday
we're free and we get to keep going so it's gonna be good I know you I know a
lot of you guys would watch and I love you for that right but we're gonna we're
We're going to do stuff, I want to be able to do stuff, right?
So we're going to do prison RP, but it's not the only thing we're going to do.
Anyway, Chad, who got the eight?
Was it Ember?
Ember got eight, right?
Yeah?
Okay.
I'm going to show some love to Jessica.
I'm going to show some love to Jess.
Okay, Chad.
Thank you guys very much.
I appreciate it.
Seriously, I'm very, very grateful.
Will you be at the auction tomorrow on a different character?
Dumbles might pull up to that.
Dumbles might be pulling up to that auction.
Thank you guys very much.
I really do appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you for listening to my my my my yammering early on in the stream to today
I will be back tomorrow
Y'all know roughly what time I'll be here. We're probably in grocery shopping tomorrow, so
Yeah, what happens, but thank you guys appreciate it
See you tomorrow
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