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Hi chat
So much yelling yesterday.
What's good though Chad?
How's everybody doing?
So today is what?
Tuesday?
Shit, every day seems the same now, it's auction day, that's right, that's right, it's auction
day, did you see it, wait did I see what, wait wait wait, it's just did I see what?
We got scars. Oh shit. Oh no, and we're in prison. And we can't get them because we're
in fucking prison. I don't know how prison works, Chad. If there's a bracelet, you know,
if we could do, if there's a bracelet thing as a thing, we know Fly Ron will take care
of us and bring us there so we could do that.
But there's no grace that we're just
going to have to leave it alone until Friday night.
You know what I mean?
We'll see what happens.
Not a big deal.
Are the braids back too?
It's a good question.
Oh my webcam is not working, is it?
Fuck.
There it is.
Love the new clown paints.
Um, let me ask if I'm allowed to say who made them.
Also, Che, you know that weird stuttering that was happening?
Remember when we would be role playing and then there would be that weird stutter every
now and then?
think they're they're aware of that and they're fixing that
okay I can't talk about the Facebook yet because it's unknown we don't know yeah
I thought it was just a me thing but I thought my computer was dying again but
Apparently, it's like it was a server-wide problem.
The VoIPA is a big issue.
They need to fix it.
Yeah.
Yeah, the VoIPA issue is definitely something
they need to fix, yeah.
But listen, chat, that's why it's called
noPixel5, close beta, right?
That's what we're in.
So.
We're in the closed bed right now, so we're just testers making content at the same time.
I think VoIP should have been the priority over anything else, to be honest.
It affects the most.
Yeah, okay.
Maybe you're right, right?
Obviously we don't know what the issue is, right?
Hard to fix it, right?
It could be a bigger issue than we all realize.
Like, you know what I mean?
They could have been working on it this whole time.
They probably were.
I can't imagine it being a piece of candy, you know what I mean?
All right.
Chat I have to go back to the doctor too because like yes to talk yes see like how red I am here. I read this is
My face is getting like it's bad
You go back to that doctor
Allergies no, it's not allergies. So I've been dealing with this for over a year now. I
Got it from
Last summer I was outside a lot in the in the heat because I was doing
Shit I this this property chest come a long way, but
We were I was redoing the driveway like I made the driveway different
I excavated a bunch of trees to get the woods away from the house and to give more yard for the kids to play in
Because with all the land that
We're sitting on like it didn't make any sense that you couldn't even use it, right?
Um, and then just cutting trees and
Moving shit around and
Leveling the driveways just that's just hours and hours in the sun and then my face got red and it never got better
But then I started using medication on it like a cream and it was starting to go away
And then I ran out and it came back even worse. So I'm like, okay
I gotta go to the doctor and see what they can do for me
Oh my god, I just want to say I
That's he said I just want to say I'm so proud of you for getting to chatty terrorism the first two weeks so very proud
Gray would be so proud of me, bro. I can't wait
Can't wait to see gray
We miss V gray in here
Does it itch no it doesn't itch they don't itch at all actually
I'm going to keep it a stack with you chat.
Like I knew it was going to be bad.
I didn't think I would get terrorism
because I'm kind of dumb.
But at the same time, I didn't really care
because like somebody had to do it, man.
So I don't think anybody else would have stepped up
for like Rama Squammy to do that.
And like Squeaks looked so excited about it.
just like fuck man so he has to do it it was worth it it was absolutely worth it
you know what made it even more worth it was like how Vivek reacted after and
like came to the prison and made it funny and like Sab's character the
commissioner really like you know if the commissioner Caillou they're all like
you know they all like slap on the wrist yeah we got it we got a slap on the
a really big slap on the wrist and a lot of things happen from that too we got to
do a lot of roleplay the snitching was really fun and I mean there's a lot and
like look you take that risk and like now we have like now the Ray Bond can talk
to Shadowbuck in prison never would have found that out if we weren't stuck in
there
everyone got that unlock
I wonder if Ray will go visit Chatty today.
I have an idea.
I have an idea.
I want to, I have an idea now.
I'm not going to say it.
Cause I'm just going to role play it
and you guys are going to be like, oh, but I like,
I hope Yigi is around early today.
Like Giovanna, I hope she's around today.
And kitty.
Then we got to talk to twinkles.
Because what I'm thinking, Chad, I'm just fucking, I'm just going to say it.
Here's what I'm thinking, it's not a scary idea, no, it's a good idea, I'm actually just
based off my idea, I just got another idea.
What if we call Iggy, we call Kitty, you know, we get them involved to pool their money to
twinkles, okay?
We get them to pool their money to twinkles, so for the entire day that she's under this
obligation. The clowns will take her to the fun house for like an hour or something, right?
I'll let go say go go to the fun house for an hour and then she gets handed off, right?
Okay, you're gonna go, you're gonna go spend a little, you're gonna go spend a few hours with
Gigi now. Have a good, have a good time, right? Now you're gonna go spend a few hours with Kitty
and Max. You know, just to hang out with them. Go and do stuff, right? And then, at the end,
at the end, they bring her to the prison where she's to spend the rest of her day in the prison,
with Chatterbox. Because it's safe in there. Ah, that, that this thing is, it's clicking
today. It's clicking. It's clicking. So it's like, you know, you still, if the clowns win,
right? It's not just the clowns because Chatterbox's whole goal here is to like bring her back
to like the roots, right? Where she misses so much, right? And now that she's saying
she can't do that, well now she has obligations to do it, right? She has obligations to do
it. So it's a little bit different than just doing it. And also Chatterbox says,
we got to save her from her boring life that she's trying to live. Even though
it's probably not boring, Chatterbox's mindset. Why not let Clowns come
to crime with Raymond and then have her arrested so she can't get away? No, no, no,
they, no, no, no, we can't have them do that because that might ruin everything
that she's doing, right? So we got to be careful. We got to be careful. We got to be firm with
the clowns we're going to do. What Gigi's going to do, what Katie's going to do. We're
going to try to get Max involved too. But who else? Who else could be this? Because
Then we can really pull up some money and make it like we for sure win.
April.
If she's around.
Yeah.
But I don't know if she's going to be around.
Benji.
No.
No.
That's called the B word.
Okay.
No B words.
Benji.
Bec.
Breckers.
As an old art peer nothing happening is born to watch while sit here and live
seriously through your young through you young pups.
Thank you for calling me young I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Queenie?
Yeah, Queenie would be good too.
Yeah.
To be honest, yeah.
Yeah, Queenie would be good too.
Yeah.
You're a nine go away. Hey, Dort. Dort.
You know, Dort, we can all make an agreement here that the best solution for you would be to just turn your computer off.
K-Dark, let's turn it off. You got this.
You got this. And I have a quote from somebody really famous. I have a quote here.
See if I can find it.
I don't think I'm going to find it, but it's a quote from Mumble's Fumbles, which I don't
remember exactly the way it goes, but it's something like, everything's going to be fine.
You got this.
I don't believe in you.
Mumbles fumbles.
So inspiring.
So inspiring, bro.
I pulled a Mumbles card yesterday.
Oh, look at that.
And do I said that to Chaz?
You probably watch XQC, don't you, Dork?
You call him Banana Boy, and you're Banana Girl, because all you do is fucking play shooter
games, eat bananas and make us lose.
Bullshit.
For those that don't know, I was playing Combat Arms with fucking Dork, and the whole
whole team is dead and it's just door to live and I'm like, no, I was asking for help and
then I died.
No, it didn't help me.
And then I go to her POV and she's standing in the corner saying, I'm trying to open my
banana.
Yeah, we lost, by the way, we lost, we didn't win.
Yeah, we fucking lost.
Okay, let me, uh, let this stupid cat in.
You approve of Dorch's choices?
Are you okay?
Okay, here's a quote, you got to believe in yourselves, I believe in you guys, like one
times a month Kirk Jerkums.
Is it Dumbleday today, yeah, we're going to be doing a lot of flopping.
But yeah, I'll play them. We're going to make Dumbles today. Yeah
You know what we could do chat we can make Dumbles right now
before the reset and then when the reset happens we can
Jump on chat a box get some stuff started and then jump over the Dumbles fuck around for a while
Dumbles is gonna be the one that's got Dumbles going to this data auction, bro
Because I want to be able to see what happens in there because I'm like oh, I'm so curious
And I think it'd be funny for Dumbledz because Dumbledz is probably going to, because if Dumbledz sees Ember get shot, he's going to help Ember and they're both going to jail.
We'd love to see Jager come out in this whole Ray thing saying he isn't going to let Chetty screw this one up and he gets involved.
Well, sir, you have missed quite a bit of roleplay because it doesn't necessarily work
like that anymore.
I feel like Jagger doesn't like Ray.
Okay, so, Jaggy Chatterbox, same person.
Okay, it's not a personality thing.
It's not this personality, that personality thing, right?
We did an arc on it, so I know a lot of people
didn't get to see it.
There was a whole, so there's three big arcs on this
that came, that showed the conclusion
that it's actually the same person.
But this person, this character, manipulating himself to believe that it's not as a way to cope, to feel better, to try to escape.
But the entire time, it was him.
He was conscious and very well aware of every Detroitian decision he made, but tried his best to manipulate himself to believe.
It's like
I'm sure you guys know some compulsive liars in your life that are fucking just like
Why?
It's something you it's something I have learned from people like that, right and use that in roleplay, right?
You lie so much
That you start to believe it you start to believe in your own bullshit
That kind of thing, you know what I mean?
So I got the character to do that.
How did you come up with such a cinema storyline?
I didn't.
I didn't.
You know what's crazy
No one came up with this it just happened
It just happened dude
And that's like why it turned out so good it's just it just happened
Saw you on YouTube
With some of your stuff and now your life man big fan falling
Hey, with it. We're with it here, chat. Show them. We with that. We with that. We with that.
Yeah, I guess we can make some mick-dumbles.
I'm really, really, really, really bad with the editor, so I'm really bad with the editor,
so you guys are going to be mad at me.
Watching you guys made me want to go back to RP so bad, but I feel like it's so hard
to find a good server now where you get this level of RP.
You know what's crazy?
You know what's nuts about that?
You're right, it is hard to find a good server, right?
But like, the honest, the honest truth about it
is even like, like no pixel is like,
like obviously it's my home, it's like the best,
it's the best of the best, right?
It's where I don't think I would necessarily be able
to find role play like this anywhere else either.
But even inside of it, right, you just need to find the right people because not everybody on there is going to be down for this, right?
You just got to find the right people that you click with, right?
And that was the miracle that happened here was like even in 4.0, we never would have had this crazy good RP if we never ran into Raymond, right?
If our characters didn't run into Raymond and find that click, it never would have happened.
Because we never clicked like this with anybody else to be able to, for it to be comfortable
to do RP like this.
You know what I mean?
I never would have done it otherwise.
Ever.
Like ever.
Like ever.
I'll tell you right now, Jeff, however this ends, however this ends,
I'll never do relationship RP again, no matter how this ends.
Whether the characters stay together or get back together, I don't know.
Whatever the situation is, if the characters end off happy and stay together, even though she's going to leave at some point, if she does, we'll figure out how to make that work and it to be good, make sense, right, to be still whatever, right?
Then we're good, we're in the clear, then we don't have to, it'll never be like a question, right?
But if the characters end up splitting apart and they go like separate ways and then whatever, if we end like Chateau Box ends, if they end this arc single,
arc single? There's no way I'm doing this ever again. This was a good experience, it
was fun, but I'll never do it again. I'll never like, I'll never do it with anybody
else, like, ever. Because I don't like relationship RP at all. I think relationship RP is like
can be very, it's just not something I like on role play servers at all unless it's like
very seriously like story driven, like very clear story with like very extremely clear
boundaries with like you know like put it this way exactly how this ChatterCups is because
look at how we go about this and there's still like really over invested weird shit people
getting mad and hating on streamers because of the relationship decisions right now imagine
that with like people that don't put these boundaries in place.
Oh, bro, I'm telling you, Chad, like there's, I've seen too much shit and it's just like,
I don't know what people are doing.
This is not real.
This is not your life.
This is a fucking video game and you're pretending like it's not, shouldn't turn into anything
else.
If it turns into something else, are you playing a character, you know what I mean?
This is my opinion though.
This is my opinion.
Alright.
Okay.
Anyway.
I'm going to start one of the card giveaways.
Apparently we get three.
I'm gonna start a card in one of the card giveaways apparently we get three
Yeah, we get three card giveaways a day, so I
Just started one it ends in ten minutes
And let's uh, let's make chat a box chat one, you know
Let's make chat about our not shit. Fuck. I'm so cooked. Let's make dumbbells damn it
Damn it
me hanging on
We have a group chat, like a clown chat, and it's for keeping people aware of, like, if
there's an update, you know, if there's going to be an early reset, everybody's like, oh,
hey, the queue's going to reset here, so people don't get fucked over, they can still try
to get a good Q spot and Nate goes don't forget to update before Q both both on
the launcher and the no pixel loading screen because then you have to restart
your game when there's an update and uni responds did you just call me a bitch
what
What the fuck?
Oh, chat, listen, listen to this.
Fixed an issue that resulted in players
not automatically loading back into a session
following a server restart.
So if the server restarts now,
we don't have to do anything.
We just wait and it'll put us back in automatically.
Cool.
Okay, confirmation done, okay, chat, so all the new clown face paints that's on the server,
Nikita made it, Nikita did it, Nikita made all the new clown face paints because what
we had, there was only like a very select amount and Nikita stepped up and was the one
that like made all the rest of them and like they're really good. She was crashing out
some nights about it. Oh fuck, look like hell. I could never. Nikita's Tessa right? Yeah,
Yeah, Nikita plays Tessa Lam, yeah.
You know, and I see a lot of comments
that are all over my YouTube videos, they're really funny.
Everybody says they're gonna crash out
or riot if Chatterbox dies,
but then they go, but in reality,
we crash out and riot if Tessa dies.
And you know what?
You know, everybody understands now.
Exactly right.
She's the real main character behind it all.
She's the mom in saving Private Ryan.
She is...
I
Was a good, you know, that was a good, you know
You know
They wouldn't he to say can we just not die though
Yeah, I'm with that
I'm with that Nikita. I don't want a perm much at a box at all to be honest with you. I don't want to perm them at all
There's like a zero point zero zero zero fucking one percent this can happen, so
The condition is still there, but you know what Nikita? I'll tell you this at least this condition. You don't really have to worry about too much
It's not like the pier you know what I mean
What's the condition?
I have a feeling we're going to get close to it, but it's not going to happen.
Game is restarting.
Did you and Nikita Kusso burn yet for the October 17th?
No.
I said it on stream.
I told Burn Fuck you on stream, but I'll probably never see it, which is probably for the best.
Because he has too much power on the server that is scary and he'll fucking torment me.
Bro, you've been playing this character for a yucking years and it'd be insane to see
a perma?
Yeah, it would.
It would be really sad too.
I'd be really...
I mean, in one way you look at it, it's be like, okay, well, you don't want to be like
locked down by one character for your entire career, right?
You don't want that to be like it for you, but at the same time, it's scary to perma
characters and I don't want to do it.
I did my time with the big risks in 4.0, and I'm not doing that now, right?
There is a risk now. There is. Okay, there's always will be.
But it's not remotely even close to what? It's not even close.
It's not that easy. Okay. New character.
You know what, let's make David first, Chet.
We have time.
We have time.
Let's make David first.
David.
Derrag.
Chet, when should David be born?
I want him to be like in his fifties.
So that means he would be born in seventy-four, five, seventy-five?
October 1st, 75.
Okay, body type, large.
He's a larger gentleman.
Well, there's presets.
Fuck the preset.
Fuck the preset.
Okay.
Parent A.
I want to have a big face.
Mr. Ratchet vibes right here chat. This is ratchet vibes
You've never seen Ratchett without his mask?
Uh...
It's something.
Dave is looking for the petty.
Pee-pee.
you
I hate this shit. I don't like doing this.
I'm going to do a preset.
Then I'll fix them later.
I'll get Carmella to do it. I'll get Carmella to do it.
We'll get Carmella to do it.
So we'll just make him and then we'll have Carmella fix him.
Okay, Dumbles.
Dumbles.
Fumbles.
Chad, when, when, when, I don't even remember when Dumbles was born.
Let's see.
Bumbles fumbles he was born
fuck I don't even know
April 1st 92
Okay. Okay, here we go, chat. I'm going to give this my best shot. Maybe there's a preset
that we can use to start.
This might be a good start, yeah?
This is a good start.
Yeah, these are his eyes for sure.
Oh my gosh, do you make him look fucking scary?
I
You okay
So bad with this editor bro, I need a picture of dumbbells
I mean, the clown paint will cover most of him up, like, it doesn't really matter.
Like, his nose doesn't really matter.
The lips look okay.
This is actually pretty much.
What is this?
Oh, ties.
Check him a bum, a bum chin.
Check him a bum chin.
Yeah, Dumbles, this is Dumbles' skin tone, yeah.
I'm trying to get it close to the, because he was a pet model in the, uh, four-point
4.0
This is pretty much him chat like
Wait, I could put no chat I could put chest scars on chatterbox to this
face paint Nikita you fucking goat
okay let's see Nikita's stuff
Dang, Nakeda!
Okay, so he had this.
Okay, and then it was this, right?
Wait, this is cool.
It's cool actually, what the fuck?
Okay.
No.
No hair.
No hair.
No hair.
No hair.
No hair.
No hair.
Okay.
Oh.
Hey, some adjustments to Dumbles, yeah?
jumbles a little bit of a new drip or what?
you
Yeah, I don't think there is a tiny hat chat to give you guys to be honest with you guys
I don't think there is a tiny hat
You
Now
You
Tell me
Help
and
the
the
Elf, I got emmered!
Plano is on, okay.
I
Can
I can't. I can't chat yellow eyes or black eyes go black eyes or yellow eyes.
Oh fuck, I'm gonna have to do a poll.
It's so conflicting.
Hold on.
Mmmmm, poll.
I...
Oof.
Eyes.
Black.
Yellow.
Alright chat, you have one minute to vote on the poll.
A one minute poll, go!
This is yellow and this is what the black ones look like.
I can't.
Yellow is winning.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Yellow's winning. All right. Okay, right
It dumbles is made
Did he have gloves yeah, did he never even doubles never did have gloves. Hold on. Let me
oh you can't in the editor fuck
guys get on Dumbled quick
You can probably ask a moderator. No, I'm not no, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna bother him with stuff like that
Let's not give Dumbled a bank account or should we
No bank.
I'm here for a union.
I'm here for a union.
I
Okay
There's no facial expressions either I guess huh chat there's no facial expressions is there
safety thank you just not
I'll go home, chocolate and we'll send those t-shirts at the gift shop.
Socials.
Why is it so scoffed please
It's perfect.
It's perfect.
Reina?
There it is.
Alright.
now we go and chat a box for
an hour
ish
we'll see what happens
but i have to exit like i can't we know i can
i guess i can't log out
i got it in my apartment
log out
Ewww!
Ewww!
Jesus!
Get up!
Ah, car, bet!
Car king died!
Bet!
Car king died, bet!
Carcane dying! Carcane dying! Carcane dying!
Oh!
Shippa!
There's a good apartment that can lock off from there and then we can get on chatterbox.
And then after we do what you need to do on chatterbox, we'll go back on dumbbells, and
if we have to get back on chatterbox, we'll get back on chatterbox, and then if we have
to get back on dumbbells, we'll get back on dumbbells.
Snips down, snips down!
Shit, that's a rock!
of
I had music for this character too and I don't remember, I think it's in here.
A-507.
Shitfuck!
Shitfuck!
Call me Panger!
Oh, oh!
Oh!
Sit back!
My monster!
I
Was seven
Seven
Oops log up
There's spawn points. I could spawn at the funhouse if I wasn't in prison.
Do you not contact your lawyer?
No, no.
I talked about it a little bit yesterday as much as I wanted to.
I couldn't.
Because beef really wants to fight it, right?
Beef wants to, like, he seems like he's a lawyer, right?
And I can't bite the plea deal was too good.
The plea deal was too good to argue to say anything.
So we had to take that one on the chin.
Way to take that one on the chin.
Fly from death, yeah, it's bad.
We get onto the bunks so we can hide.
and
This is Mickey Claire Ace Attorney. Number one criminal attorney in all Los Angeles. Who's
calling?
Hello, Mickey.
Mr. Box.
Yeah.
I'm in prison.
For the next four years, Mickey.
What? You're in prison?
That's right. Sign the play deal.
Instead of 15 years, I'm getting four.
I'll come visit you.
Please do.
I don't know what to do with it.
Perfect, Mickey.
Perfect.
Well, you shouldn't come and visit me now.
It's going to be a fucking server reset soon.
I'm sorry, I have stuff. You banana boy. Yes, you stupid banana guy. Yes, you. Who sent
you? Who sent you? Who sent you? Clowns? Clowns people. Yeah, say you big banana boy.
yo no I'll find you I'll find you you find me you find me
Slap you one! Banana! Banana!
Oh, fuck.
I will find you, he said. I'm gonna fucking find you.
I
Kiki
Hello, this is Maxwell and Angel.
Hey Max, how are you? I'm in prison.
Yeah, question?
Hey, yeah, dude. Yeah, what's up?
So, um, there's a date auction tonight, right?
And...
I've heard.
She's in it.
The clowns are all gonna bid. We're pulling our money together.
What I'm trying to do is I'm trying to get everybody to win to get us to win but not just
For one reason I'm trying to get as much people in on this as possible
Because if we win instead of her going on a date with some loser that I'm gonna have to murder and snap their neck
We can just
Hand her like the clouds will take her to the fun house
And then you know you can take her and go do something go hang out there for a while
And then and then like if I can get a hold of kitty and kiddies involved kitty can go and hang out with her for a bit
And then that stupid gigi-sackie I can go hang out with her or big you know what I mean
Yeah, I understand do you want in
What is in entail exactly you put money into the pool I
Don't have money chatting well it doesn't have to be much just anything could be like couple thousand dollars
You know what I mean? You don't have to put it in now. It's just like you can go to the event
And if like if somebody if we need more you can be like I got this much and we could try to keep pulling it up
I mean I
Know what you mean. I just see this being a bit messy messy
Don't you think it's gonna get a bit messy? It'll be messy if somebody else wins
Mark my wads
Okay, I mean, I've seen a lot of people. Did you see the Tommy T was asking for her on Twitter yesterday?
Yeah, I think I have a lot of information.
Really? Tommy T, huh?
Yeah.
Thank you for that information, Max. I will do right with it. You, mom, you, mom, thank you.
Okay, this is definitely not him.
and
of
But, um, okay.
Hello, it's Chattanovax, I've been present for four years.
I need you to bring me beer, please.
What?
I need beer!
You ready to drink it?
Yeah, for four years.
Okay, I keep trying to get you.
Why do you need beer?
Okay, I keep trying to get you. Why do you need beer?
Uh, I'm in prison for four years. What else am I gonna do?
So you're gonna drink for four years straight.
Wouldn't you?
No, wouldn't you?
Yeah, that's true. I'll try to get you some beer, okay? And I'll bring it up there. What do you need it by?
ASAP. I'm losing it. I'm losing it right up.
Okay, I'll try my hardest.
So far it's a light, there's a flicker and the light bulb in my room and I timed it just right.
Every like three point two seconds, it'll do a little flicker, a little flicker.
But every hour it changes and flickers a little bit faster like a point point one of a second. It's so weird
I think it's gonna burn out soon
You sound like you're doing great chatty it
Yeah
Yeah
There's a washing machine in the laundry area that it doesn't like no one's in there.
They lock the door at night when we're in our cells, we're all on lockdown, but you
can hear the one machine.
It's not even running.
But you know, like when the old machines turn off, they go, this one does it, every
hour.
You just hear it.
It's broken.
So that's how I could tell what time it is because like the lights out is at like 1130.
they make a school going lockdown and then every every hour they'll go
ma so it's like okay so it's 12 30 ma okay it's 1 30 a.m. ma 2 30 a.m. ma 3
but it doesn't on the half hour not every hour yeah but it doesn't like yeah
132 yeah yeah yeah yeah it's weird yeah I don't get it okay and there's another
the guys there's reg they call him big reg or something and he's like four cells down for me and he's like they like trade
It's like a trading thing so they already goes in there
And if you got like ramen he'll take ramen and he'll be like alright
And he'll give you like shampoo or something or a toothbrush because we're not allowed to get new toothbrushes, right?
So tell you this this but I don't know how this guy's getting it. So hey, how'd you get it?
He goes
Who told you I had toothbrushes? I'm like
Paul? Oh, and I heard Paul screamin' last night.
No, Chattie, no!
I haven't left my cell yet, so I don't want to know, but like, he might be dead.
Oh, Chattie, he's kind of killed it.
Well, I mean, I don't think I can know. Also, the only guy, is Ethier Guy, Felipe.
He had some imported beer, some bottles, and he gave me one.
I sucked that thing down quick.
Then I'm like, hmm.
So I broke the bottle.
Now I got a lip in here.
I'm going to stab somebody if they press me.
Chattie, I found three cases of beer in the basement.
That's perfect.
That's perfect.
Can you get me those?
Can you bring me those three cases?
All three of them?
All three, yeah!
It's only 18 bears!
What do you mean?
Only 11 in a bag!
I thought it was six!
Wait, is that...
No, that's 12! It's a 12 bag!
A longer...
Okay, I'll take it. I'll take all of them.
Oh, Chattie, that's a lot of bears.
I am so thirsty!
I am so thirsty!
You don't understand!
I'll bring you my keys!
I'll bring you my keys!
No, Reina!
You are the best clowns!
You'll bring all three!
Come on!
Yeah, you said it!
If I wanted to call somebody
that was gonna be totally lame,
I would've called somebody else.
I would've probably called Sneak or something.
You're way cool and sneaky!
You gotta bring me all of them!
Please!
Okay, fine, fine, fine, I'll bring you all three.
I'll bring you all three.
You're a good clown, Reina.
Well, thank you.
What do you need it by?
I can, I'm not at the fun house right now.
ASPP!
I'm thirsty!
I'm gonna pass up and be priedation or something.
Come on!
I'm on the way, I'm on the way.
What did you load up all three cases already in the car?
No, I'm gonna do that again.
Yeah, you're on the way!
You are!
It's hypothetical! It's hypothetical!
You can't tell Tessa you gave me these beers though.
You can't tell Tessa.
Wait.
You tell Tessa, she'll be mad!
She'll be why?
Oh jeez, because she doesn't want me drinking, right?
And then like...
Chubby!
We're gonna get into trouble!
Yeah, there's a thing called, you know, what they don't know won't hurt them, right?
So if she doesn't know you did it, it won't affect you and it won't hurt you.
But if she knows that Kirk brought it for me, then Kirk's in trouble, you know?
Are you picking up what I'm putting down, right?
You understand what I'm saying here?
Because I think that we should just blame Kirk if anybody finds out, okay?
Oh, yeah!
Now, if you come to the prison, Flaron is, you know, he's corrupt, so he's ill, he's
supposed to let you bring things in, like he knows I have my phone, right?
But, but, but, but, if he says no, you're gonna have to pull a knife on him and make him
do it.
And then if when he brings it in and gives it to me you tell him that if I don't give you a phone call later
I'm saying that you got I got the ball the beer that we're taking his key away
Okay, oh god, okay, okay, you have all the power rain up
And with great power, okay becomes a lot of responsibility
And you're not supposed to be responsible with it
Okay, please chatty if I do this
I want my own room. I don't want to have to share with Belle.
We can make arrangements.
Did Belle press you back in yet?
I don't know the way.
Did Belle press you back in yet?
No, she didn't press me, but I kind of offered because I felt bad, but then I took it back.
Okay, guess what we'll do. Right here's what we'll do.
Huh?
We'll put her in the closet with Amber.
They're gonna kill each other, Chad. Either beefing right now.
That's a risk, honey.
Did you know that Iifer's dating her ex-wife?
Yeah, I know. Okay, okay. We put Belle with party anarchy.
Uh-huh.
Thoughts? Thoughts?
That's- party is making his- wait, she can make it like a room in the basement, maybe.
You know, that probably wouldn't work.
No.
De-lintin might want to rent the basement out.
Oh.
She's a little scary. She kind of scares me sometimes.
Yeah, yeah, that's the whole thing is
Yeah
Whoop whoop, I'll see what you get
Hello?
Hello there.
Hello? Who's this?
What is this event happening later today?
Uh, 7 p.m. EST?
I didn't ask what time. I said...
Oh.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I said, what is it?
It's a date auction.
So, well, all the dancers are going to come out and dance,
and then there's a big date auction that's going to happen,
where some of the dancers, you can make bids on them.
So you're telling me the ones up for bid are going to be dancing in front of people?
Probably most of them, maybe not all but most of them.
I see. What is the starting bid for each individual?
I don't think there's a starting bid. I think it's just whatever anybody bids.
Wrong.
Wrong?
The finale, the last one, the best one, starting bid should be $100,000.
$100,000?
Don't disrespect your star.
Okay.
I
Hello?
Queenie, it's Shadowbox.
It's my prison phone.
Hey, what's up?
I got four years.
Oh, shit.
I got a question.
Okay.
Okay.
So, like, did you hear about that date auction that's happening tonight?
I did, yeah.
Are you gonna go and get it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So, like, did you hear about that date auction that's happening tonight?
I did, yeah.
Are you gonna go?
Are you going?
Um...
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
Are you bidding on anybody?
No.
Do you want to?
Do I want to bid on someone?
Do you want to do a combined bid?
To save her from getting in is...
Look, it'll save her.
Do I want to bid on someone?
Do you want to do a combined bid?
To save her from getting in is...
Look, it'll save somebody from getting absolutely murdered there
because if somebody wins, that's not us, they're gonna die, right?
But if we win, whoever puts money into the pool, that helps us win
Well I'll get to hanging out with her, whatever day it happens on, you know what I mean?
Why would they die?
Why do you think?
Here, let me, I'm in a bad spot right now, let me give you a call back in 5 minutes.
Okay, okay, don't call, don't call, I'll call you.
Okay, yeah, yeah, I will, I will.
Okay, bye.
Hello?
Maddie, I'm in prison!
Maddie!
I need you to put 100 dollars on my commissary!
Oh fuck.
I need you to put $100 on my commissary!
Oh fuck.
Ummm...
Go post out.
The notebook that's the game, yeah.
Hello, Mr. Marty.
Yeah, hello there, Marty.
How you doing today, sir?
What up, Kermit?
What?
It's not Kermit, but I get that a lot.
Hey, guys, I'm Kermit the Frog.
Hey, hey, hey, man.
I'm just asking, are you good friends with Banana Boy?
Am I good friends with Banana Boy?
Yeah.
Are you a fucking clone?
No, but I met them today.
What do you want, man?
What do you want?
They wanted me to give him something.
It's like this big thing.
Y'all don't say gift or something like that, but they don't want to do it because they don't want to give banana ides or something
And so I went up to their house and grapeseed and there was a bunch of them there and they gave me this thing to give to them
You know something like it's called like the banana split
All right, why don't you call him and figure it out yourself? All right?
Well, okay messenger well they told you that you're the banana bowl, you know
I drop a location, you're the demon!
I'll take my address right now!
I'll take my address right now!
I'll take my address right now!
You're not a real demon!
Oh my god!
Hello?
Hey.
Hey, come here.
Did you call FlyRoy?
Did FlyRoy let you in?
No, he didn't answer.
Okay, give me a minute.
I'll be right there.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Listen to me get very careful you hear me. Hey, hello, who's this? I live I live an house building a room
1111 if you're real demon you come kill me about it, bitch. Well, you wait the thing is me
And I can't go where fucking prison shit
I need to send someone.
I need to send Amber.
Fuck!
Hello?
Okay. The gate is locked. Everything's locked. There's no deal senior.
I just got off the phone with a flyerone.
You know you could throw it over the gate outside.
I can't.
Yeah, come outside. You'll see me.
I'm outside, but I don't...
In the parking lot, in the parking lot.
Oh, you can't go in the parking lot.
You can only go to the front parking lot.
You can't go to the back one.
Oh, okay, let me, let me get my room
to open the door for you.
Okay, okay, okay. I'll see you in visitation.
Okay, bye.
He's in prison.
He can't leave yet for years.
He's in jail!
Hello?
Hello there, I'm calling on behalf of Jean Paul.
I'm his secretary
Yes
You start a new car a company called banana industries, and he would like a word with you, sir
Please give him a call in the industries
What's up, how you doing buddy
I
Won't be mad if you got to use that on me just to let you know
Oh
Oh, right that's face paint
Flerone, it was a bar of soap.
You think I'm dumb, Sutterbox?
Flerone, it was a bar of soap. Girl.
You want this alcohol?
Yeah, I want the alcohol!
Then you're deleting those photos right now.
I actually didn't take any photos.
I'm trusting you.
I was trying to, but I couldn't.
I don't know why I'm trusting you. I have no idea why.
Raina!
Looking hey low-budget
Two more in the car
Yeah, I can't carry three at a time
It's not spicy at all, it has no kick.
It's not spicy at all, it has no kick.
Okay, okay, alright, okay...
Okay, okay, okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Okay, I can go up, up, up, up, up, up.
Go up, I can go up, go up, go up.
So, I don't need anything.
Yeah.
What?
We can be, I can't do this.
I can't... I gotta open them.
I love the ground so much.
What's life with no risk?
Exactly, Fire. That's what I'm saying. Thanks.
You got both of them?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks. I'll be right back. Thank you.
All right. Yeah.
Oh, my God.
On the way back to the prison that's cool
Oh!
Guys,
we're gonna retire!
Chattie!
Four years up in this,
four years up in this,
ma, and I'm talking about,
you know what I'm saying?
Big, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right,
so what's going on with the Facebook?
Big, right, right, right, right,
I'm I'm I'm I'm trying something you turn to heal
Yeah
What do you know
Hey, it's like so like how much money from the front house account
Um, two hundred and twelve thousand dollars.
Two hundred and twelve thousand dollars.
Almost there, huh?
Almost there.
What's the goal?
Three hundred thousand dollars.
Wait, so how come no one told me about this?
Twinkle's was supposed to tell everybody.
Were you at the meeting yesterday?
No, no I wasn't.
But he told me that this was for a fine for a storage unit.
Yeah, he led. He led all of them.
Technically, he didn't lie.
It was a lie for a good reason.
What?
What?
It's like you get $300,000, right?
And then you bet on the greatest person ever, right?
And then you win.
Whatever money's left over goes towards a storage unit.
Yeah.
You see?
really he didn't lie he just didn't say all the money was gonna go how come so
the goal is to like let her see the how come you don't just ask her to come see
the fun house where's the fun in there
What he said?
I lost my boyfriend to buy me for $300.
Well, that's...
King's side's become a cop.
You know what, right now this is what we're gonna do, okay?
We're gonna win.
We're gonna hang out with you guys for a little bit.
Maybe go hang out with Gigi for a little bit.
Hang out with Tessa for a little bit.
Then you guys can bring her here and she can hang out with me for a lot of bit.
You know what I mean?
And then you and Twinkles can go hang out for the rest of the day.
Yeah?
Well, he's probably busy then.
Why would he be busy?
He's always busy.
Do what?
Yeah, I don't know
Stuff what do you know big Ray?
I'm reena and I'm big Ray Ray guys
Wait, I feel like this is the first time you call me big Ray Ray
Yeah, you know, what is that bad?
No, it's good because I am big Ray Ray and it's finally catching on it.
Big Ray Ray.
What the hell?
How much did you trade?
May one!
What?
Oh, here comes Carmine.
This isn't good
How do you know he's coming
My god
Where's the inmate I wish to make contact is that an intercom he's in the visitation
It's just the radio
Visitation is he does he know I'm coming does he know see our Costello?
No, no, no, he doesn't
You what
I wouldn't do that if I was you Wreckers!
No, no, you don't understand. It's her best case scenario. She goes on a date with me, everything's great. We can't fall in love cause I've already got an AI girlfriend.
Have you ever seen a robot die?
No.
I guess it's gonna be your first for everything, huh?
What, sir? No, Mr. Boss, I'm doing this for you. I promise I'll take really good care of it.
Fifty thousand dollars in the next two hours, buddy.
Two hours? But I think that, buddy, I don't know if I'm supposed to spend the day if I give it to you.
Because you're not.
Time is ticking. Time is ticking, Breckers.
Okay, okay, get ready for that salt bath. Otherwise
I hate this guy
I'm about to starve to death I gotta get food
Get it food really?
Thanks
Oh, thanks.
Now, I'll give you a little more.
There you go.
There you go.
Thanks.
You should have asked Twinkles.
Why?
Who's going to bet on you?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, is the money going to her or is it going to the VU?
Well, it's going to the VU and then she's going to the VU.
going to the VU. Well it's going to the VU and then she gets a percentage but then we
rob the VU owners and then give her the rest of the money after that.
Oh.
Hey buddy, it's been a while hasn't it? I heard you're gonna be here a while too isn't it?
Right? Four years! Yeah! Four years! You're right! Yeah! Four years! That's right!
I figured, you know, why, why get to the climax?
What do you mean?
And you know exactly what I mean.
We both know how this is going.
You're going to be crying, begging me to stop, and I'm just going to be there counting.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Are you threatening me?
You feel threatened right now?
Not really.
Okay, then you have no to worry about and plus I wouldn't you look like I laid an inmates right
You look like postman path the cori all that old show postman patterns black and white cat watch it man
Watch you remember what I said. I don't want to lift the toaster on in the
Okay
Hey, ma'am.
So how are we going to start this?
This is tasty.
How are we going to start this?
Are you going to give me some band-aids?
Can you give me some band-aids?
Because I need medical attention?
You are so up.
God, isn't it?
You're so delusional.
You must not remember what this is.
Ma'am, are you an inmate?
You're not an inmate.
You're not an inmate.
You're visiting.
You're not an inmate.
You're not visiting.
You're not visiting.
You're not visiting.
You're not visiting.
You're not visiting.
anymore not anymore what do you mean not anymore you're leaving today get out
now you'll leave now I will I will make you leave on your ass you get the two
you don't got to go anywhere you don't got to go anywhere this guy's stupid
we are we're gonna deal oh yeah morning lady um that's right I don't think you'll do it
open this door no walk through it and leave you better sleeve you don't want to be here for
what's gonna happen soon just go on get out of here like what are you gonna do to him
Oh
I don't know where the- where the- where the- just- you get- oh you're- you're locked in
you're locked in- oh yuck, oh yuck!
BWAAAGH!
BWAAAGH!
I could rob you right now, but I just wanted this to be a power move, that this is my prison
today in PAL!
I came and I tried to be reasonable, this is why you don't reason with the clowns!
YOU PEOPLE ONLY UNDERSTAND VIOLENCE!
You ever after this, once I'm treated for my injuries, I will be back!
AAH! I have inevitable catapults!
You're not- INEVITABLE!
Oh my god...
This guy bro this fucking guy
you
Oh my god it is working!
Oh my god yeah you don't have to do anything!
All right.
Well. Oh my goodness. So, Chesh, we just get on dumbbells now for a while?
Wait, what are some people saying about the prison's time?
400 years.
What are you guys talking about?
Yeah, it was 4,000 months.
For 4,897 minutes is 81 hours, Jack.
So, yeah, so when you see chat box is time at the top of the screen there, that's in
months, right?
means in real life that is minutes. Which means it's 4,000, it's 4,000 a minute. 4,800
whatever minutes. The more jobs you do, the more reduced time there is. Yeah, that is
true, but you know, you do a job, you get a month off, you get five months off, right?
It's not like how it used to be, you don't get like, you don't get like 20 months off,
you know what I mean?
For a job.
So you'd have to do shitloads of work just to cut it down even half an hour.
Cards, oh wait, the cards drop?
playing though right? These are catch ups?
Matty you. Lifted, Walter Malone.
Sweet.
These are catch-up cards, yeah, because I think all these people are playing already.
What are the chances you get a sur-emote?
You don't need a sur-emote.
You know what I mean?
All you need to do is go to Burnstream and play the sir sound bit that he has over there
and just drive him nuts.
You have mail waiting at 40 New A Grape Seed?
Hmm. Do I really?
We should play Dumbles for a bit.
We should play Dumbles for a bit, right?
The book, yeah look at the, oh, you can see the book when you lift it.
I think it goes, dude.
Okay.
Your assigned cell is in blips hidden.
Time remaining, so 4700 months.
Okay. Oh, we can change character in the front. I was gonna jump, but that's probably a bad
idea
you
of
Yeah
Hello, how are you doing? Okay
Hell yeah, hell yeah, okay
Yes, okay
Yes
I hate for your union.
Shitbuss.
The shoes squeak, Chad.
They squeak.
Yeah.
Come on, come on!
Give me your key, bitch!
Yeah, kid, bitch!
I don't know what you're doing.
Hello?
Shippa.
Hi, Dumbledore.
Hi, Dumbledore.
Hello, Dumbledore.
How are you?
I'm good.
You're Korean?
Yes, I'm Korean.
Hungry. Hungry.
You're- you're hungry?
Hungry.
Okay, um...
Well, you could go...
You could go to the- the burger shop in your car.
Okay.
Or you could go to a convenience store.
Burger shop.
Do you- do you want me?
I can't.
Oh. Um...
We should probably...
Shoot a burger!
Ask.
No, you should probably just ask for a burger.
Okay.
I'll bring it.
Yes.
But ask at the burger shop.
The people behind the counter just ask them for a burger.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, you go in the front door, you stand in front of the register and you ask the person
behind the register for a burger.
Okay.
Okay? Okay. No kill. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Where are you, Dumbles?
Here, shut up.
You burger.
Oh, OK.
Um.
Hey, pull up.
Ah!
Fire! Fire! Fire! It's fire!
Don't put it out. It's fire!
Don't put it out.
Hello? Hello?
It's fire!
Where?
Boom! Fire!
Okay! Alright, I'll do it!
Okay!
It's a bank! It's a bank!
my
car
car
car
is it your car?
ok
what?
ok
Okay. Okay. Okay. Alright. I guess you did this. You're the most guilty looking one
I'll see when you did this goddamn it you better go clean that up
They're gonna clean that up right now. Okay, it's unacceptable clean that up from a penguin
Here take this okay
There you go
You'll be twice the sauna for reading that okay. Have a great day. Okay
Dude he got here so fucking fast
Would you like a hot dog drink and fry?
Okay.
Okay.
Getting a fry.
Getting a fry.
Hot dog right there.
Putting fry away.
Why, what's scary?
You got hot dogs.
Browning the soda.
Hanok.
This is scary.
Hanok.
I'm not a fan of that one.
Get this man his hot dog.
Oh my god
All right, perfect. Thanks injured
I mean just kidding
Yeah, she's just a fuck your odd dog
You might have to come back here and deal with it. I'm not gonna lie
I
Okay
How not
Fuck I don't
What I got your odd dog right here
There you go. Okay, do your up. Oh, okay
the
job is good for all the strong act of it
You just want it let's let's
Fuck it
Yo, what up?
Are you banana boy?
No one of these fucking calls I will slam your shit out
Banana boy banana
Yo, I will slam yo
I will get to see it and track your number I'm gonna come slam the fuck out bitch. You understand me?
Slime, screw it screw it slime banana boy
You're a bitch ass!
Yo, who's that?
Who's this fucking bitch?
Who's the bitch?
Yo, you said a bunch!
Someone's?
Help!
Hi!
Help!
Wait, you look good!
Help, help, help!
Okay.
Hey, help!
Hey, when did you come to Bergeshire?
Car!
Can't hear you, you talk.
car
yeah i blew up did you do it or no okay
you're talking smack about you in there okay
Okay, yeah, okay, okay
Okay, are you ice yellow?
Okay, they are.
Why is Amber starting to group?
Why are we starting a group call?
Group call?
Good morning, what?
No, that's lit.
Oh my god, what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I
Don't
You can't bit
some other time you're going to go there if you want to wait okay i think that was one of them in that red car
I want twinkles hey dumbbells how are you okay what do you mean you want twinkles
Say hi, I hear you.
Come on.
Hi, how are you?
What's up, mom?
Ow, I bet you.
Same.
Dumb balls, we missed you in the bunker, bud.
OK.
All right.
How did you survive on the outside, dumb boss?
OK.
You survived okay, okay
Dumbles, what do you think of Tunggles's outfit?
Okay
All right, see he's not impressed Tunggles. He's not impressed
Tunggles has more style than all of your outfits combined
Yeah, he's a cop. We gotta go find a cop. I'll be stumbles. 9-1-1. 9-1-1. 9-1-1. 9-1-1.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, we're here, we're here.
Okay.
9-1-1.
Stop it, stop it.
Both of them might be in there.
No!
Shit, fuck.
Um.
The car's broken too.
I
Shit, but
The bars broken too are destroyed
I fine
Oh god, okay. I'll get him.
I can't even start.
Oops, don't go flat.
I'm flying.
You're fine? Okay.
I'm flying.
You fly!
You fly!
You fly!
I can't.
I can't like pick him up.
I think he's cemented to the ground.
He's glued down.
He became one with the ground.
I can't either.
Maybe?
I'll turn back.
Ah!
You may just have to go for your medicine though.
No, I'll have some.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't get to him.
He is cemented to this ground.
this ground he really became one with the earth
uh-oh
Dumbles we're gonna do your favorite thing I'm calling 911
911
I think maybe if I push him cause he's like
whoa hold that he was your friend
Cat pick it up
No, still nothing.
Bumbles, are you a part of the ground now?
Let's give it a push, June.
Okay.
I'm just gonna step on your hand, sorry.
Okay.
I should get away from these boxes.
You carry you?
Wait, help!
Help!
Wait, help! Help! Are you able to pick this person up?
Can you kind of help me pry him off the ground here?
It's just dumbles, dumbles! This lovely person's going to try and help, okay?
Okay. Okay. No biting!
Okay.
I'm not able to grab him.
Okay.
Okay, we'll thank you for trying.
Yeah, maybe, uh, yes, we'll, we'll know what to do in this situation.
Um...
Okay.
I love your fit, by the way. Very cute.
Thank you. Thank you. I love yours. Very, very, very much.
Oh, thank you.
Do you love mine?
Okay.
Hello?
Oh, my God.
Tell me. I'm fine, man.
Uh, he flew.
I, hey, you.
You flew?
I'm fine.
Okay. From where?
up from up whoa okay that's a lot of flying they're fine that's it a lot of flying
sorry i'm here guys this is helping helping a local
civilian
you flew
and I'm a bit today and you're a clown
it hurts
yeah that's a big gash in the head looking more rough
I also do not do that
okay
if you guys want to get a little bit like if you see the gashes you just
want to get some gauze which gauzes are if you're looking through your pouch you
guys have a little gauze there are pretty much gauzes right yeah just put it into there
and just put one of those nonstick pads on there that'll hold the gauze together
make sure it doesn't get infected it's actually a little bit of saline gauze
Um, I'm just gonna check you out, okay? What happened to you?
Dumples drove the car into the wall and I have my seatbelt on but I think it gave me a little bit of like burn
Okay, I think get that cleaned up for you
Thank you kid if you want
I might have to local here. I don't know if I can.
You poop the dangly thing.
Oh my pink.
I might be like, you might be scuffed.
Yeah, I found it and it goes with my uniform, you see.
Thank you so much. I got no balls to wear them.
How's it looking, hey guys?
I got gauze in the forehead. I'm sticking pretty good.
Oh my god. Help me!
Well, did he like fly and hit his head or anything like that?
I'm fine.
Do you feel dizzy at all or nauseous?
Okay.
He feels okay.
Okay.
Oh yes, he does, you know, like he might be agreeing.
Okay.
Can you wiggle your fingers and toes?
Okay, usually they have a head injury sometimes be like a spinal injury too, but he's wiggling so I think we're good to load him off
Okay
Okay, there you go. I think he's good to be let it out. Okay
But I'm good
Rent a car okay
You have fun renting the car
Thank you. I'm gonna wait two guys around the corner. So you guys don't have to you know, you know, I'll put you in an awkward position
Hey, we're not mandatory reporters. Oh, okay. Let's go
Just don't do violence in front of us
Let's go
I realize if I'm not a free one month for everything I do, it's gonna be really annoying,
so I have to respond to the text free one month.
I'm still learning too by the way guys, like I know what I'm doing but I'm also learning.
So I like to get things out as I go along.
Wait, hold on, I'm going in the trunk, you see?
Learning.
I am.
We're all learning.
I think he locked the vehicle.
Oh my god, he might be trapped in the...
...whatever.
Ever and ever?
Oh god.
How do we get him out?
Is it not locked until you 100% sure?
Yeah, I just locked him. I locked him.
Oh, there you go.
Nice.
Okay.
Oh, the EMS had my phone dialed, so there it is.
Dumbbells no biting. Okay
I find
And let's say what is a gas on the face?
The face looks maybe a little bit bruised a lot bruised maybe even
So by it might be a fractured or something like that. We just patched it up a little bit
I don't know. Let's go some me take a big of those fingers and toes and he's not feeling nauseous
Okay.
Well, Gumbels, if you're good, you can boop the snoot.
Okay.
Let's check out your face.
Do not bite me, I'm just checking out your face here.
Okay.
At least one of the fumbles looks the same.
Look at my mask, guys.
Here's a chicken.
Yeah.
See what's going on here.
Look at my muddip.
I'm gonna get this gush cleaned up, I'm gonna see how deep it is.
Nice fit, it's nice fit.
Touch it.
I don't want to touch you touch the dangling thing
What the heck I
Don't want to touch you. It does need stitches
So we're just gonna clean it up, and then we're gonna get your stitch. Okay
How's your pain on a scale from one to ten get it almost does no don't just does when he gets up
One in ten
But how's your pain on a scale from one to ten, okay?
You know the what? That's valid. I'm okay too. That's a round of five.
Okay.
Would you guys say that okay is a round of five?
I would say so. I mean, I guess that kind of depends on like your pantomons.
He usually dumps on something before I shoot someone in the face, so it really could be anything.
Oh.
Oh.
That's promising.
Let's just keep an eye out on him. I'm just gonna sit you up, okay?
Shit.
yeah well like yes I guess none of us have been shot in the face so maybe not
yet not yet not yet so not doctors are in us please okay I'm just gonna get
bandage here. Okay. I'll just point at them and what we are. Okay. Okay. And a couple
of bandages on your face. Okay. Making sure it's all good. I wouldn't go swimming since
you do have stitches on your face. Okay. I want you to come back if you have any infections,
but you should feel good together. Okay. Dumbos, would you like to boop this new? Okay.
You can boop the snoot.
No, no.
There we go.
Thank you.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Wait, that was too high.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Hello, Mr. Clown.
Oh, it's a clown.
Shut up, soul.
And that's...
Hi.
Hi.
I have a yellow two-door.
I have a car right here.
Oh my god!
Damn!
I'm here to have the dollar out here.
What?
Chip app!
Oh my god.
I have a lot.
Chip app!
I think Dumbledt Smart would probably kill us all.
ship up
and he can't get the stuff from the fax
he's waiting to get in
and where he's going
okay, he's waiting to get in
look at him
ship up
ship up
okay
we've never seen the moose in a skiffle
it's stumbles
come here
Oh, yeah, big fat stinky man is a cop now.
He's coming for police.
He doesn't need police now.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it.
This can only go out.
So the entire thing starts to finish.
I pushed it aside for a while.
I found Bob.
What?
I'm here stumbling.
I'm here stumbling.
I'm here stumbling.
You're gonna use one of these.
And look here stumbling.
You're gonna use one of these.
I'm here stumbling.
You're gonna use one of these.
I'm here stumbling.
You
shit but we think you fact-wound think you fact-wound give me one second
cake
I don't think they're gonna be around for like another few hours okay okay
okay thank you
I'm gonna go to my side for a bit as well.
Dumbled's putting a picture of the leader at the clouds.
Hi.
Dumbled can I bring all of you home?
Yeah, he told Sneaky he's the man of the house now, so now I have to watch the legally
blonde with Sneaky.
Okay, I see dumbbells in charge
I got a corn
Hammer!
Do you want to see it?
We steal, bomb bomb
I can't bomb bomb
I can't bomb bomb
We steal, uh, okay
We steal
if we go to the mega mall i can buy a syringe if you want to steal atm
okay
okay
Okay.
Mammal! Mammal! Mammal! Mammal!
Mammal!
Mammals, what's your favorite animal?
Mammal.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm just gonna say it's an elephant.
Oh, it's from the Yukon balls.
get back
get back
she can carry it around
oh nice
hey bonbon
megamon we're going to megamon
bonbon
bonbon dumbbells are striping I don't know what to tell you man I can only keep up so much
Alright, go to Mega Mall.
Bomb Bomb going to Mega Mall, Dumbos.
Man. Are you saying Nemo?
Yeah, I know. Me and Minky are not gonna jump out, so like, uh, look at the people who brought the pills for you guys.
Or flashbacks it was very odd
Like
I'm gonna be asked when I looked in his eyes. He missed that. He was picturing death
Dumbles it bonbon
He sank once
My mom's brown, man.
No, no, he looks like an old Spider-Man.
He looks like David.
Don't tell me he started on what you said.
He looks like David's coming.
I'm sorry.
Uncle Ben?
Uncle Ben.
How do you look like Uncle Ben?
Hi, Uncle Ben.
How did you...
Want a grandpa bed?
How did you make it?
Huh, okay
Make it that's no sense make it like he likes to vibe like to buy like yes, I'm buying
Ten by
Yeah
He doesn't go any better communicating. She panting. Oh
My god
You have to why you're letting him lead the show you're following this guy
I'm sorry bonbon would you like to try and control dumbbells?
That's a good point.
What's your favorite TV show, Dumbbells?
X-Men.
What's men?
It's unexpected.
Who's your favorite X-Men?
Humpty Dumpty.
That's not...
It's a solid X-Men.
Oh, Professor...
No, Professor Axe. Yeah, okay, we got it.
Axe?
I like Batman.
Axe-Banana-Boy!
Axe-Banana-Boy!
Banana?
Okay.
You call Axe-Banana-Boy!
I'll have a crowbar.
You call Axe-Banana-Boy!
You phone!
You Banana-Boy!
I give you a phone!
Who's Banana-Boy?
Axe.
You call him you call Axe.
Axe?
What do you want me to say to him?
Banana-Boy!
Banana-Boy?
Yeah.
One second.
Oh yeah, I actually have a banana boy.
He hung up on me.
Shit fuck.
Yeah, shit fucking stuff.
Hey, good morning, this is Wendy from the Clowns.
I just want you to know, Dumbbells the Clown is here at Mega Mall and he says, what was
it again?
Let me put you on speaker.
It's a banana boy, banana boy, banana boy.
She said again Dumbbells?
Banana boy
I think we're on hold
Banana
That motherfuckin' just instantly hit
He banana boy
What?
He banana
I got business man
I got business
I don't know that guy but there's a part of me that is offended that he fucking instantly hung up on me and then picked up when he's drunk
I just got more risk than you. I'm sorry
It's not funny man
It sounds like he's having asthma
He loves like Jimmy Carr with asthma. He mean you turn
I like Jimmy Neutron. So good
Jimmy to me power hour
I don't know what I got. That was a good cross over.
Pipi one stop. Pipi one stop.
That's pretty good. That one's a pretty good one.
Oh. Oh, we need to get the Mosemid Kayo.
Can you?
Guys, I gotta...
Guys, does anybody have a gun that I can have?
No, that's my gun.
Why do you need a gun?
And perhaps a gun like this.
Yeah, I have a gun.
Yeah, I have a gun like this.
I want to need my hands!
Dumballs?
Okay, Wendy, you can enable him.
Okay, well...
I don't have any weapons, Dumballs.
I don't want to be good all the time.
Sometimes Wendy would be wimpy.
I'm trying to keep my body in pockets, I folded.
What the fuck is he doing, Dumballs?
He's doing you.
I need a trash can. I need a trash can.
You got it.
You're welcome.
Okay.
Because you've finished my box.
Okay, have you looked into Dumbled's eyes?
Yes, when I look into his eyes it looks like he has been in several wars.
It also looks like it looks like his pupils are smiling at me.
He might be on acid.
Okay.
Is he still?
my bills okay the rob atm I thought if it took me a lot well he just flashed your
idea so shit but oh he put my money okay Wendy you know how now she's like
old spider-man yeah I had this whole act until I realized ow
I was like I look like spider-man in this fucking cage match before he got his
oh my god oh my god he looks like Patrick yeah Patrick
You saw Patrick to sell
You're in the smoothie cell
I'm okay
I also posted a photo of you on Twitter in that fit
Me?
You Patrick, you Patrick
Patrick
Patrick
Yes, that's me, I'm Patrick
Me too
You Patrick
No, I'm not Patrick Dumbos
Patrick, come to Mega Mall
Come to Mega Mall Patrick
I'm not Patrick. I'm Bobby
Just kiss him no, I'd purse my lips like
Don't know where those lips have been
And I don't
a bit.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hold on!
Thank you.
Wow.
Keep up.
Oh!
Wait.
Can we do it again so I can get a picture?
No!
Okay.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I
Can't bet
It's actually we don't look anything alike
Nothing like this guy
Put the hat on dick just fucking
Sure, I still don't look anything like it. We just both have red hats on it happens. Yeah, we don't look like
We don't look anything alike
Yeah I don't see it
Old man Patrick
I'm not even that old
And creamy
I'm 38
and that's not old
How old are you Patrick?
You're 32
You're 42
I'm 38 so it's not that
It's fine
I'm not even that much older than him
Discount backpacks
Let's get you this backpack here $1200
Irish McIrish
$1200 right here
See you in backpack
Backpack
In backpack
Irish
Got this backpack $1200
Fuck yo yo chill
Hey chillbo
Okay chillbo fucker
Okay okay okay
I'll give it to you I'll give it to you
that's dumb. Oh, what the hell?
Why?
Come on.
I
Not breaking your windows
set up my alarm right now oh my god why would you believe her since she wasn't here we
can I'll give you I'll give you a backpack if you fuck her up okay throw my car if you get
right a car I'll give you a free backpack say less say less say less
Emma! Emma!
Can I get out of the car?
Emma!
Emma!
Get out of the car!
This is very important!
I need you to get out of the driver's seat!
Oh, why?
Why can't you just help me?
Because I need you both out of the...
Shit, I'm getting a phone call. Hello?
Okay.
I can't hear you. Fuck, I'm on the phone.
Wait.
Yeah, get it done.
Oh, get it done.
Yeah, get it done.
Get it done.
Oh.
Present.
Here you go.
Job well done, motherfucker.
Okay.
My phone.
My phone.
Be safe, motherfucker.
Let's do business again.
I got some more to get out of the hospital again!
Shit, bud.
Let's get into the hospital, Jumbos.
I thought that we'd find you, Kayla.
Alright, let's get in.
We're going to take you to the fire bomb.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I don't know but I swear all the time and I've never been given the body
I don't get pottymouth treatment.
Pottymouth bun bun.
I know this daughter. I don't get pottymouth treatment. I give pottymouth treatment.
You don't get the soap. Bon bon.
Oh, I got the soap a lot. It's good.
Help! Help!
Help! Help me!
Oh no.
Oh my god, there's no doctor's practice.
Help!
No doctor.
No doctor.
Okay, okay.
The local doctor will just have to be in here.
Okay.
Walk on doctor.
Okay.
You know what, I've been living that high ever since.
There's no doctors around right now, so you will just have to talk to the doctor over here at the desk.
wait can I I can check you in check in patient oh my god that was pretty good
oh my god can't go into debt if you don't have a bank account right
Yeah.
Dumbbells he did good bud.
Okay.
Fuck that.
Oh what's he gonna take you in on?
There you go.
Wow
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, you're not people now. You're really strong
You can work it up. What do you work now in the bunker?
Don't go dumb one got that swing some bulls got that dog in
I
Dumbled the shadow of the clown guys. No work. It believes me wedge. No work. You need wedge
Yeah
Wedge you went all the only yeah, there's advanced security now
Okay, sorry
We go to 24-7 and we can steal if you want
It's still from Annihilation.
Oh yeah, there you go.
No, no, lay down, Lane.
Huh.
Am I way?
You good?
Am I way?
Sorry?
Fuck.
Huh.
He died.
You did die?
Can I have any moves so you can get the other cash register?
Or not, okay?
Oh! Oops!
Darling!
It's okay.
Oh, my goodness.
Hi, dear girl.
Yeah, we should ask Flat Rowan if we...
We have to see if there's a bracelet.
I'm not going to do that quick we're gonna be we're gonna be on and off
I want to see if we can get the scars because if we can get the scars today, it'll be, it'll
push me more to want to do something specific.
We'll see, I don't know, but if there's no braces, I'm not going to bother fly around
too much about it because, you know, there's only so much you could do.
Yeah, so what happens is chat, so like when I say bracelets, every prisoner has a bracelet.
So it's a track, it's a bracelet that tracks your position and doesn't let you leave the
prison doesn't let you leave the prison. So like if I run out to the parking lot, I automatically
will respawn back inside of the prison. The only way you can get that off is getting a
DOC to take your bracelet off. Or no, putting a bracelet on. That's right. You have to get
a bracelet put on and then you're allowed to leave the prison, but you're being tracked
24-7. I forgot. I just said that backwards. If you get this garb, give us a second to
who takes screenshots, I will do that.
I will absolutely do that for you.
You guys notice how like faces,
or will everybody's faces are a lot bigger than they used to be.
If that makes sense.
Give a bigger head. We have a bigger head.
Did I just hit doubles again?
Oh my God.
Oh my God, dude.
Of course, I did that, of course I did that.
a card. I got a coil card. I got, uh, let's see. Wait, you just go away? There we go.
Let's see.
A McFoolery card?
Oh.
No!
Not him.
Not him!
Not him!
Oh, I got a bozo.
I'm Maximilian Angel.
Eva Bale. Okay.
Oh.
Wyatt Jones.
Lucy Burr.
Edgar Cello.
Oops.
Violet waters speedy Jade last pack I think Ursula Violet again and Maple
My card I have a gold card it's I got a gold low key
Well, I got
Okay, I'm not gonna fuck up. I'm gonna change characters to chat box. I'm not gonna accept
I- I- I merely...
...quick...
...yeah.
I'm not gonna make this mistake again. I got this.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Carmine is sitting in there.
Why is he in jail?
Why is he in jail?
Charism?
You got four years.
Four days.
I can't call Flyron.
I can't.
I think there's somebody else to do it.
Yeah, hello?
Hey, it's Chatterbox. There's a change of plans.
You're not gonna be doing it. I'm still gonna need your help.
Alright?
Okay, what do you need?
I don't, I don't know yet, I have to, everything keeps changing, I don't, I gotta figure it out, I'll call you, okay, I'll figure it out!
Yeah, scars are available, yeah, we're gonna try to...
and
I got to get out of the keys for the Jeep.
Okay.
It's like, yeah, after some of your extensions are broken,
I do see that people saying that if you restart your extension,
it does help a lot of the time.
Shaddy gonna be at the auction?
What's happening here?
Why is everything so scuffed?
Oh my god.
ffff
ffff
ffff
ffff
ffff
ffff
ffff
It's calling two numbers.
It is calling two numbers.
Okay, okay, hold on.
phone out. Now, the phone's not equipped. Okay, so that, it's good that we figured this
I'm gonna make a bug report if it doesn't work.
Hello?
Hey, Twinkle, this is Chatabox.
Hey, what's up?
So, I got an idea.
Yeah.
What's your idea?
What's your idea?
What if you got to hold a gigi, right?
And convince gigi to pull the money together.
So, like, if you guys win, you guys take her to the house for a little bit, then the gigi
hang out with her for a while. You know what I mean? And then she comes back and then you
guys can bring her to me at the prison at the end.
You know, Tico's gonna do something cool. Gonna add Tessa to this call.
Oh, okay. Wait, what? You get that? Wait, what? Yeah. Okay.
I
Hello
Well
Hello, hi hi
It's cool, it's awesome
Okay, wait wait wait
What was your goal here? I
Ah, so you could tell Tessa to have an idea.
Okay, yo, Tessa, Tessa, I got an idea.
Okay, I got a good idea.
So, we up our money and I have a great idea how to do it.
We call Gigi, we call Kitty,
we call anybody that's close with her, right?
Get them in on this, that we all pool our money together
to ensure our victory.
But if we win, I'll stick it to the fun house.
Okay, Gigi, she'll go with Gigi for a couple of hours, whatever.
Kitty, whatever.
And at the very end, she can come to the prison.
Is Gigi with you?
No, Yuck, no, I haven't talked to her yet.
I need twinkles to call her.
If we can get more people in on this, we can guarantee the win.
And she won't just be stuck with us all day.
You know, she can go with all of her friends.
You think Gigi would actually do that?
Well, if she doesn't, I'm gonna cut her head off.
Why wouldn't she do that?
It's a guaranteed win.
If she does that, she wins no matter what.
We got a 230k and Ember's gonna put in 100k.
You're stressed.
I am stressed. I am stressed, okay?
We might need 500,000.
I think it's gonna be fine.
We might need half a million.
No, we're not.
I don't think we need half a million.
She might need half a million, I'm telling you, something is wrong!
Something is wrong!
I can...
I smell it.
I smell it in this prison.
There's something not right in here.
Can you feel it in your nuggets?
Yeah, it's like something's just...
Something's up, something's up, something ain't right, somebody's gonna walk up there
when Billy...
Yeah, something is up at the ceiling!
Okay, and you know what I know what's not on the ceiling?
Our money.
Somebody else's money's up there that's gonna fall down into Ray's pocket and she's going
with them and then embers gonna have to commit a murder and then my time in here is gonna
get extended because they know I don't like other people that are like you know they're
gonna tie it back to me and here we go again with all this boi yuck okay?
Well you know I might have something that might make you feel better.
Have me with those.
Uh well no.
Well what is it?
What is it?
What is it?
just you know that there was a call I had with her last night and
she expressed to me that she wanted me to bid and
She said that I didn't even have to bid and that she would hang out with me regardless
No, no, no, no, no. See that's her saying I don't got a bit on me testing. It's so good
But she really wants you to bid no chatty she offered it up
She brought up the thing to me. I didn't even mention it
She did the same thing to me like years ago. Oh, I want you to bid on me
She just wanted money. Yeah, I mean maybe it's like it's like reverse psychology. Maybe Tessa. Oh my god
We do need half a million dollars
You're overthinking
I- I don't think he is.
What do you mean?
I- I think it'll be fine, Chatty.
I think you're...
...dooming...
...and worried about it, I understand.
But she...
...told me about this...
...thing.
She basically invited me to do the bidding.
She said that I didn't have to if I didn't want to,
hang out with me one-on-one anyway and I'm just thinking well while we're
hanging out I could probably do the same exact plan that you want to do without
having to spend all the money. Yeah but like but my problem is like seriously
like I get that that's a good plan stuff like that but at the same time the
problem is if somebody else wins then this gets bad you know what I mean because
they got to die. Yeah yeah well I'm not saying we're not gonna try I'm just
letting you know that there's a backup for free.
You know what, on your side, don't make that noise, Chattie.
It's okay.
We need $400,000.
We don't need $400,000.
That's not what if you get there, and all of a sudden somebody drops half a million!
No one's gonna do that before you buy your new house!
Chattie, if someone walks in there and drops half a million dollars, there's yuck all we can do about that.
Okay, that's not something we can control.
We dropped 600,000 then!
You're- WHAT?!
WHAT?!
You don't have the only way! You know, to tell Amber to get to work!
It's not the only way. There's so many other ways.
I think you're dooming over something that we can make lemonade with, okay?
Aaaaaah, lemonade!
Don't cry. You make that noise pitiful.
You'll be okay. It's gonna be alright. She's, you know, dedicated that she wants to hang
out and, you know... Wait! I got it! I know what to do! We sell the funhouse for over a
million dollars. We got this! We can put the house for sale. I bring the key to the house,
It's a master key to the house.
Can I say hey?
It's a million dollar key!
We put that on there.
It's in my basket in the prison.
We can get it.
We just got the photo house back and you
spied like crazy.
This is getting really unhealthy.
You wonder what's unhealthy?
Being in prison with not enough beer.
Okay?
And Carmine's in here staring at me all the
yuckin' time.
You have to have been a good years ago, okay, and I gotta sit in here and then there's a date auction
I know there's gonna be all these these these these rats these rats bitten
Okay, and they're gonna be bitten half a million plus and we're not gonna be able to have that
Dog no the rats a dog's I
Okay.
Pessa, let me tell you something, there is a light in my cell, a light bulb, and I timed
it just right.
I timed it just right.
Every like three minutes, whatever milliseconds, it'll do a little flicker, little flicker.
But the more you look at it through the night, flicker faster.
And it goes up 0.5 of a second every, like, half hour or something.
I yucked up.
What?
Huh? What do you mean you just yucked up? What?
It's weird. The light starts to flicker faster.
And faster.
By now, it's probably flickering every, like,
Fuck.
Too much.
Instead of 30,
probably gonna burn out soon.
You're gonna burn out soon if you keep dickin' like this.
Yeah, Chattie.
It's so boring!
Okay, move.
Oh my god! I need a big money!
I can't have a big one!
You would be bored making money, Chad.
I would be, but at least I would be doing something, God!
I'm not gonna have over a million, God!
Okay, this is what we do. I got an idea.
I got an idea.
Oh my God.
Is it better than the last idea, because the last video was in the...
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, this is what we do.
I got this bottle, right?
And I already stabbed Carmine, so he knows I'm in business.
business. So I go kidnap them again and I hold them up and I hold them up and I have
the cops come down here and I said the only way we let them go is if he gives a masked
individual a million dollars from the state funds and then they take off with it and then
I'll give Carmine back. I'll probably get 10 more years but it's a good plan.
That's a terrible thing.
It's not, it's not because then we secured, we were good, okay? Because then we have a
a million and then you guys will have half a million which means we got 1.5 million.
Well guess what, guess what, they're just going to take the money back from our cows
so what's the point?
Cash money, all right, cash money, all right, don't get caught with it.
I can't sure I said back to you, you know what I mean?
It's like, it's like, you know, we can hold up some cops too, right?
You take their, you steal their credit cards, right?
You need to take their credit cards and then you get a credit card, you sign up for some.
You just, you, you, you, you, you would draw money from your credit card, you throw them
You throw the credit cards in the lake, they can't trace that back to you?
You know what that light will move yours, you should turn it off, cause it's giving you bad ideas.
It's in the cell, I'm in the hallway right now, I'm not going back over there just to turn the light off.
I can't, good.
I think I want to get Wendy to start drugging our food again.
I'm not going to lie, the laundry room here is weird.
So the lights out is at 1130, right? So they make you go in your cell. Me, Paul, Arique, all these guys are all, we all get locked up, right?
So like, we're just quiet sitting there, but the laundry, they lock it too. So everything's locked. It's like a hundred percent complete lock down, right?
And like, it's like, it's weird. I can tell what time it is without looking at a clock.
Isn't that wild? I know what time is because during the day, this, this, this dryer going, like, like, they finish.
You know, like the old ones? These are like really old ones.
When they're done, they go mwah!
That's what they do, right? But one of them is broken.
So like every 30, no, no, every hour it goes mwah!
Like a really quick little mwah!
Even though it's not on.
And it's weird because I looked at the light bulb and it was 9.30 PM and went mwah!
And then 10.30 PM, it went mwah!
And then 11.30 PM, it went mwah!
I'd lock up time!
So I laid in my bed as I looked at the light bulb and every time I heard that mwah,
I knew what time it was, because that means an hour passed.
I think I just, I think I just heard it now.
I just heard it now.
Weird place in here, you guys are weird in here.
Yeah, look out.
Is there anyone there with you?
Yeah, come on.
Can't he just threatening me?
So I had to stab him.
Oh, okay.
I stabbed him with a broken bottle.
Is he alive?
Unfortunately, he pulled through.
Well, maybe you just stab him again and get it out of your sister's right.
Go through his wallet.
I'm gonna throw the money on the roof.
And then you guys gotta go to the roof and grab the money.
It's 20 bucks, 30 bucks, whatever.
I'll just keep doing that to all the DOC.
Okay, well, don't do that to all of them.
Well, I need to because I'm at the money, you know?
You think you have the $300,000?
What about Fly Rhone?
What about Fly Rhone?
Oh my god, you let me out of here. I can go do it.
Oh, you can rob him.
Well, I don't know because these...
these phones...
Carmine, get away from me!
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
the phone calls are recorded and monitored room please wait did that was recorded I have
visual of an inmate okay and what's your problem I'm just gonna go do one fucking mouth motherfucker
the phone calls are recorded and monitored room what are you doing I'm going to do dishes
I'm going to do dishes!
No, you're not! Did I say you can go do dishes?
I don't care what you say!
No!
You're so stupid!
You're not going to do my job, Mr. Jones!
I think I got locked in here.
I see you over there by the library you know this entire facility is hidden with cameras there is no where you can hide
everywhere is being observed by me at uh oh okay
oh fuck I hate it
everywhere is being watched by me at all times
Fuck!
I got a run for but I gotta get my coffee too. It's gonna get cold
Oh, hey, baby.
Did you enter Gen Pop?
I closed the front door.
I'm at the gate.
I'm not in it.
I'm at the gate.
All right.
I know.
No worries.
Listen.
He's here somewhere.
I don't know where he is.
He is armed and dangerous.
I'm trying to figure out where he is.
I'll let you know when I have visual of him.
I'm scared.
That is seen by the life around the ground floor.
I
That was brutal.
That was brutal.
Loading back in.
What's the auction kill dear how much money are we
I don't know how much money we're at we're at like 200 and something thousand the clowns
have been and then Amber said she's gonna drop a hundred K and hey I'm just
gonna say if Amber does that look I'm just gonna say this chat a message to the
people that why are we always giving Amber chances why is Amber get all these
chances I'm sure you can understand now why she always redeems herself in ways
when we really need it to her too.
He's still looking fuck
Yeah, it was me and the odd.
Where is he?
I don't know exactly where the fuck he is.
In one place he could have run to.
That was not- Oh!
What? I've been in here- I've been just been here hanging out. What's your problem?
Alpha 3, how did I-
Yeah, we're good. You can go, you can handle Lundy, we're good.
I thought you needed to talk to Lucy. Oh, is it Lucy? Yeah.
You want me to go talk to her?
God, buddy, help, pal!
I just fly around.
You know what I think I've achieved my win condition what are you talking about?
The way I see it, I have you right where I want you.
Four by four Ks can find like the animal you are.
The car is in my hand.
You you keep yucking around like this and threatening me when I get out of here
I am going to make your life yuck
Okay, well if I get to that payphone again, I'm gonna call the clowns and tell them to come down here and cause a riot
I don't need to insult you Carmine because guess what buddy old pal you insult yourself by getting up every morning looking like that
How long have I known you?
You don't, you don't know me.
You don't know anything about me!
Fine. How long have we been acquaintances?
How long have we been forced to share the same space and breathe the same air?
Too long! Too yuck and long!
Too long yet you still implore threats against me.
You think slaving me is aspective?
No, no, you know what, Carmine, you're right, it's not effective, but you know what is effective?
You, you're effective, because you are gonna do what I want to do, but I don't have to do.
Because you have a record, you have a pattern, Carmine, it follows you.
In time, you're just gonna get fired from this job, just like every other job you try to get and can't hold down.
You know what you kind of do know me.
I do.
Be honest.
You do know me.
You're a popular guy.
You know that I am a man of impulse.
I'm a man that can't control himself.
I'm a man that has a fragile ego.
I'm a man that demands not respect but fear.
I got little men's syndrome tattoo right.
I got Napoleon syndrome.
I got a lot to prove I want you to be afraid of me, and I know you're not afraid of me, but you will be
What do you mean I will be? What do you mean I will be?
These things take time, you know
Exposure to me, you will learn to fear me
There's a reason I haven't beat you up instantly as soon as I saw you
Yeah, why not? Why not?
Because my battlefield is not one of physical violence.
It's one of psychological violence.
What? What does that mean? What does that mean, man? What are you saying?
I will break you without raising a finger.
No, no, no. No, you won't. No, you won't. No, you won't.
Because all I'm going to do is I'm just going to ignore you then, and I'm just going to drink my beer.
That's your beer?
That's right, it's my beer.
Alright, let's get started then, catabucks.
You want out of this box?
Give me that glass bottle you stabbed me with,
and give me one of them cans of beer.
What?
What?!
Where would I sit?
Fine! Fine!
Stupid.
Stupid, stupid, stupid, so dumb, okay.
You talking about this bottle?
That's the one.
That's the one you're talking about man.
You want this bottle.
Yep.
Come and get it.
I'm just playing with you, man. I'll give you the bottle
We all know you need it when you deal with me, huh
sure you may take me out in my life but you're still locked in here all the
doors are locked but creation lock the art lock enters the lock you know anything
you'll be doing by taking me out is making yourself a little bit larger but
you'll still be caged like the animal you are you're so right you're so right
You bought them and opened them. I gotta go run up to Palantir the room of control and power my place of influence to open this door
Do not leave this room while
You gotta go up the oh you so you're telling you didn't know
Visitation
What's your 24 run I may need some assistance here give me one second
I'm the
I'm the need to in Palin here. I'm the need to
on my go unlock cell A
zero three. Carmine are you scared
about something?
No I'm not. You know they told me why you're in here.
You just can't help yourself huh?
I was. at the mayoral debate. I
was. Yes. What do I do?
Let's just say I knew about
that. Oh, you're going to like
Hello.
Yeah.
You knew it was gonna happen.
Catabots.
I wanted to architect.
I mean, when it was being discussed,
we didn't think you'd get your ass caught,
but what can you do, man?
You're a clown.
You can't help yourself.
No fucking joke.
I told them we should have got a professional to do it, but he insisted.
He insisted on it being you.
Well, I'll be sure to be letting the commissioner know this information.
And when I go and testify in court, I will be putting your name in there.
Who do you think is going to believe you, Peter Boxer, a terrorist clown who's played
guilty everyone seen it on the doctor that's right that's right a decorated
correctional officer who's respected in all bodies of government carmine
fucking you are not respected carmine
The fly room come in
Are you go to Palin here go to Palin here? I need it open
Alpha three
You know there are a few things I don't have to answer
What
What did I get out of it?
But I got to shoot someone I've always wanted to shoot
I guess not always, but lately I've wanted to shoot.
Alright, open it on my go.
Hands back on the wall, inmates!
Hands back on the wall!
Alright, uh, release lesson three.
Two.
One.
The model and the bear can.
Look at you obedient.
Maybe that's why cups left you.
Because you ain't-
AHHH!
AHHH!
You son of a bitch!
What are you doing?
He's attacking me!
The door's open, the door's open!
Come on!
Be that shit!
Son of a real bitch!
No, no, no!
He's attacking me!
The door's open, the door's open!
Come on!
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock the goddamn door!
Lock in the door, lock it in the door!
AHHHHH!
The door's locked, the door's locked!
AHHHHH!
You son of a bitch!
Shit!
Are you-
Shut up, man!
You stupid piece of shit!
You don't piece of shit!
Get your hands off me!
I'm not doing nothing, man. I'm not doing nothing!
Nothing nothing
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh no, oh bad, oh god
Fire out!
Fire out!
Fire out!
We have to get a lot of water for you ASP!
You have to get a lot of water for you ASP!
You have to get a lot of water for me!
A lot of water for me!
Yes, we have.
We have a poor man who has been taken in handcuffs right now.
I will not eat.
I will not eat.
I will not eat.
So is the prison secure?
Yeah, you piece of shit!
You let me do this! You let me do this!
You let me do this!
Can I get out?
So everything is concealed right now.
How do you think this is going to feel?
Um, why would you like us to enter?
You almost think you're in a box after this?
It's out of box right now.
Get out of there right now!
You're gonna play ball.
Had a couple pleasant days,
but no!
This is upon me, I'm leasing violence upon me!
Like I said, I don't know if there is a leasing of violence.
Fullish, fullish clown!
I'm just a yuck, aren't I?
I didn't hold off pushing.
Yuck with me last time!
You're not going to just push with a yuck leafle!
And then if you get the gunshot, then just push, okay?
I don't die yet for this.
I swear I can't back off my feet!
I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
What's the explorer?
Top third floor.
I'll stab him!
I'll yuck his stab him man!
I'll stab him!
Santa box, where did you get that weapon?
Oh god, I found it by the phone.
Listen, listen, listen.
You back up a little bit then.
I'll stab him!
I'll yuck his stab him!
I'll stab him!
I'll stab him!
I'm not gonna stab him!
I'm not gonna stab him!
He's got some sabbius?
I'll stab this guy.
I'll do it!
He's got a...
He's got a...
...propin bottle and he's going through...
...all my stuff.
He's near and on 3rd floor...
...and Genpot by CellB10.
PC, I have a...
You are not getting...
Nope, not today, Jettabox!
Oh, he's not going out!
He's trying to, he's chasing me, he's chasing me!
If I'm unitary...
You mother yugger!
Jettabox, I work out!
Yeah, you work out, huh? You work out!
Oh
You put you down chatter you are the man
Wait, you had a gun?
No, I'm supposed to have a gun.
You're not supposed to have a gun.
Not you.
He's got a stun gun on him.
He's got a stun gun on him.
I didn't take his enemy like that.
Give me entities!
Give me entities!
Uh, I have a form.
We're trying to steal him.
A secure perimeter.
The rangers will fill for you.
We all get that sorted inside.
That's so nice.
So there's your money.
There you go with this one.
Radio check, radio check.
This is C.L. Costello coming in.
Ha ha ha.
In many years, been a ring.
There are no other threats.
You piece of the hell.
We got it from here, boss.
They say chatter.
We got it from here.
Hey, friend, I've got it from here.
Thanks, guys.
All right, that's cool.
We can break off the units now.
Thank you so much for the quick contact.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, everybody.
Have a good day.
Hey, chatty box.
Chatty box.
What am I going to do with it, huh?
That's what I like to say.
I just think I used a power move.
It was a power move.
There was a power move on car.
Mine didn't work.
You have somebody in.
You have a lock pick? Where'd you get the lock?
From car mine.
Come on.
You get turned the lock down off please.
You go turn the lock down off please.
You see how things go, Carmine?
You see how things go, man?
You yucked with me, that was nothing.
I could have killed you,
but I was just letting you know that
the more you yuck with me.
You got a visitor, Chetobox.
I got a visitor.
Yeah, who's that?
Yeah, you got, not cups.
Oh, great.
Oh, man, thanks for letting me know.
Thank you, PD, for all your help.
We appreciate you guys.
what you did there.
What you, some good beer you made.
Hey, you got a visitor.
Hey!
Oh, God, that was, hmm.
Anyway, where was I?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you got a visitor.
Not, not, not Wendy.
No, Wendy, it is Wendy.
Yeah, you got Wendy.
You want to go see her?
I don't know.
You should I?
Let's go.
He has, he has, um, two visitations.
Two visitations, one's a therapist.
A therapist?
I didn't know you're not a therapist!
As part of your rehabilitation chatterbox,
you have to have a therapy at least once a day.
What?!
It's with Pixie.
Oh, no.
Yeah, this is a part of rehabilitation.
Tomorrow we have a group therapy session.
What?
Group therapy!
Yeah, group therapy.
Yeah, poop therapy.
Jack, that was uh, that was fucked up.
though. You should be thanking me, Carmine. That was a little training exercise that you
should thank me for. Let's keep the chat to a minimum inmate. Are you kidding me right
now? You got a visitor. Hold on, just got to make sure you know, can never be too certain
with clowns. Why do you have a phone on you inmate? It was part of my bail conditions.
Is that so? The Attorney General gave it to me. The Attorney General gave you a phone.
We need to believe it call him and he'll tell you come on
I got I got visitation in there come on they can wait I need to go
Okay, I'll wait longer. Okay
I'm gonna go let him know
I'm looking at your parole conditions, and I don't see anything about extra privileges
for you with a phone from the general.
It was verbal, it was all verbal agreements.
It was all verbal.
It was verbal.
do with that you know you can stick that up your fucking unwifed ass
I'm causing another lockdown you mark my words
shut your fucking mouth you should be happy that I'm even
entertaining this
I'm mad at you I'm mad at you you are you are mad you are mad you're
angry I can sense it
stand right here
can you walk no I can't walk you yuck and moron
fly wrong I gotta make sure that uh two people we have a visitation are not
armed and dangerous I already have one of them you can never be too safe fly
wrong he had a weapon on him and he passed your checks he had a weapon on
him he passed your checks
You had a weapon.
I have to go meet with chatterbox right now.
Yeah, I got the weapon from you.
You, you moron.
No.
Hello, you had a vision.
I'm Carmhan.
Yeah, I don't understand.
Carmhan's on a weird, weird role today.
I think he didn't take his penis enlargement pills today.
Wh-what?
Well, put my nipples in shit in my mouth,
if it isn't the most important.
He's on a weird attitude spree.
Piece of shit trying to claw at any little swat authority.
He scared of me.
He's scared.
I remember you all those years ago as a security guard, you know, that you couldn't...
Oh, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm glad that bottle went towards him, not me.
I wasn't gonna stab you, man.
I was just trying to make you look good.
Oh, I know, I know.
But I need to work out more.
Yeah, you gotta work on your cubs, man.
You were on the second cop of my room.
Come on, man.
Yeah, man, I just need to start hitting the gym on it.
I am a lawyer, and I passed the bar and the Pilates.
I am a lawyer.
Is that Mickey?
Yeah, he's here to see me.
Interesting.
He was doing a therapy session in there with Pixie.
Mickey what?
Yeah.
Yeah, we were never going to the office, we were never going to the office, we were
It was never going to happen.
I probably should have hid the phone before I kidnapped them.
Wait, does he have your phone?
Oh, yeah.
It's okay, I can use the pay phone because Tessa gave me a book with a bunch of phone
numbers.
Okay, good, okay.
And the pay phones also have numbers too so they can get you back on the pay phone.
So I have all the pay phone numbers by the way.
What do you do?
The other DOG member of the Firearm back, and I will be heading out.
I actually have to go out and find him.
Hey, what the heck, Mickey?
I'm so sorry, Mr. Box, I actually, uh, I don't know.
Someone tried to break out of the prison, and I've been locked down here for a while.
Unfortunately, I'll have to come back another time.
Stupid idiot.
Uh, sir, if I could get my firearm back?
Of course, of course, yes sir.
No worries, it happened.
He's checking it, he's checking Pixie again.
I can't believe I got both of them in cuffs. I can't believe I got both of them in cuffs,
It was up you moron.
You're probably asking yourself, what could he have said to Mr. St. Clair, to have Mr.
St. Clair run away like that?
It's not, I know it's nothing you said, Carmine.
It was nothing you said.
I know that you want to I know that it's because you have another pattern that follows you it's when
you walk into a room and everybody's sitting there having a good time and they take one look at you
and it's like somebody's seeing Shrek for the first time they're just gone
your mouth and make your unruly mouth. You're going to remain in cuffs throughout this
Valu whatever the fuck actually we're gonna say this is therapy and I'm gonna
take them upstairs every session all right big see the rooms upstairs
all right let's go yeah it's awesome
Come on, let's go
Pixie?
Carmine is blaming my rights in here
He won't stop rage baiting me
He made me do something bad
I won't let him
I hope you see we'll face consequences.
Well, I hope you put my new friends on your right.
I've got your chatterbox.
He can't do that.
He can't have friends on them.
Of course he does.
That guy's got a clown adjacent guard.
Can you believe it?
I'm going to get every single clown to get a job here
and run you out of it.
And there will be the orders of this place.
I'm going to look at some little waterbots.
We could use some waterbots this morning.
They're like me and Pyle.
Pickle them.
I want to see the-
Dumbhouse
See the therapist room?
Okay
There's the doctor's office
There's the treatment room
Holy shit
Yeah
Yeah
And right here
Is the therapist's office
Oh my god
Even said psychiatrist
Oh I'm so happy
This boy up
This boy up
Uh-uh
Do I make you nervous Carmine is that what it is you're you nervous don't talk to me in mate
There's no real set
Yes, long as it needs to come on something to work with
Come on, I got this
Yeah
Yeah, can I talk to you? Yeah, let's talk. He's cut to the chair restrained fully. Are you okay if we leave for the time being?
Yes, fine. We will be entering coming and going freely.
So you will not be, yeah, but you will not be listening to any of this conversation.
No, we don't. Yeah, this is, this is unless he says like he's going to hurt somebody or kill somebody.
Then um, yeah, we're not privy to we can wait out here. No, it's the truth. I'm a doctor. I know I know the doctor
Prison the inmate have no rights to privacy
For psychiatric patient privacy
Well, they will fight you all the time, when you do that, when you do that, and leave me.
When you do that, Pixie, then maybe you can have your little private conversations with
the crazies in here, but until then, I'll be with you guys every communication they get
in here.
Everything.
Start from with lawyers.
Get everything else.
I don't want to get my hands on you.
I'm going to liquefy his fucking brains.
Anyways, he was in there, he put me in the cell locked in, he goes, I'm letting you out,
he's like laughing at me, he's rage baiting me, he's saying that he was going to beat
the yuck out of me, mentally yuck me up, so I leave this prison worse than I came in,
and then the door opens, so I grab them, and I beat the brakes off of him, I smash his
head into the pavement and then and then and then I put him in his own handcuffs and then
fly row and try to tase me so I took I took Carmine's taser and I tased him twice and
I put it there both of them in cuffs and then the cops showed up and I just surrendered
it was a power move because he was a power move to show him that I I'm in business I'm not letting
him do that to me yeah I know he's on a power trip right now hopefully he's gonna get shut down
right quick he needs to suffer and he will I agree I agree and you know what
no one told me what's going on here by the way we do is this therapy or
something um apparently you are upset about something what yeah what do you
know what do you mean I was there was there was another therapist that was
called and then she was gonna come in but she was a little hesitant she called
me you know that there's so many therapists out there but yet I don't
understand it why is it always me anyway um yeah because you're the best one
yeah I don't know about that but um apparently you are heartbroken okay who
Who told you that?
I'm not privy to really, really, so that information.
What? Um...
Well, they were like, so they're allowed to arrow my business, but I can't arrow, you can't arrow theirs?
They were very concerned about you.
It wasn't like a...
How about this? I'll make you a deal, alright?
I'll talk to you.
Alright, we'll make a little deal here.
If I can get some three guesses, who was, you have to tell me.
Okay.
The Attorney Pencil Guy, uh, Bailey?
No.
Tessa.
What, repeat that?
Tessa.
No.
Uhhhhhhhhh...
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Hell in High Water!
Oh god, no.
well listen you know me I'm not gonna force you to talk about shit you don't
want to talk about someone was concerned it was Mickey you are Mickey no no
okay well I'm out of guesses he's vented his issues with me he got a he got a free
session and didn't get his money got there it'll him
No, it's not like that, whatever, whoever told you that doesn't know what's going on.
Okay, it's not like that.
And that's not why I'm in prison.
Why are you in prison?
Because Rama Swami asked me to stage his assassination for a clout on the media.
So you wanted me to shoot him in the ear.
So I did.
And then in the process, I took that as an opportunity to shoot somebody else, is what
it is.
Well, just show.
Okay, but this stage here, right, like, you are no better than anyone that I do not blame
about.
Barak.
Why Barak?
Because he's a snake in the grass.
Why is he a snake?
Like, what is happening?
Why Barak?
just because he's just listen okay you know the you obviously know all my boy
yuck right like you obviously know all but you were there you help me yeah yeah
he was involved in that too he saw things okay he knows things
I thought he was like, we weren't really friends, but like I trusted the guy.
But now, like why are you shooting him now?
Because she's back.
And he's, you know who's back, you know who, come on.
Uh, no, because I've been in a bubble of my own.
I don't know what's going on.
What do you think is back?
Who left?
A lot of people left.
Cops is back.
Oh, oh, oh, for fuck's sake.
Yeah.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Yeah, and she can't be around me.
Why? It's complicated.
Yeah, well, uncomplicated. Why can't she be around you?
It's just dangerous, I guess.
It's just dangerous.
I've asked before, you know, all those years ago, what is it about that is so fucking special?
What is it?
Have you a matter?
I don't think so.
You should.
Is she crazy?
We're all crazy.
Is she a high level crazy?
I only deal with talk to you.
The best kind, yeah.
Hmm, it's like,
it's like when you meet somebody,
you know they're gonna, you know, like that's,
like you just know that this, this, but like,
it's like when I met Kurt,
I just knew he was gonna be my best friend.
You know what I mean?
right
it's not so shitty you don't feel that often in your life at all
right
so she your best friend
more than that
i mean you can
I'm best friends with the person that I'm involved with, so.
I think that's the highest compliment.
Ah, she does everything.
Yet you can't be around, she can't be around you, no.
Only if I'm in here.
Okay, so she's back for a specific reason imagine you wait for years wondering unknown
broken about it their videotapes just keeping her like for years I just made videotapes to
You have to remember she came back so she would have missed nothing.
And then all of a sudden she's back now and I can't see her.
Then you got it.
Then you got it.
This judge that's just like, oh, okay.
Cool.
I asked these questions because I don't want to assume.
Why is she back?
Fuck, fuck, um, should I give you multiple choice?
Is it a contract?
psychological. It's like, or both. That's like, maybe it's both.
I mean, is there a way for you that, well, no, that's probably not a good idea.
I vaguely remember her.
I remember when she was on the border of remembering things.
Yeah, the way she was before when she was with other people.
Yeah, but it's like...
But there were so many people trying to get to her that I couldn't really...
It's not like, you know, she wasn't having a heart.
Like, she always remembered that. It's not like she ever forgot that.
But that was just all...
So she was putting on an act with all of that?
No, she just... that's all that she could remember.
Yeah, I just...
But that she was being bombarded by clowns and then the other people, and it was just a big chaotic mess.
Yeah, because the other people were just wanting her back to put her back to work, I guess.
It's gang stuff.
Yeah, I know those people. I know how they are.
And then Joanna Golden wanted to 5150 her.
Yeah, that's when I was called in to all of that.
Yeah, that kind of but it was already. Yeah, it was out of that or she she had to
take off for a while so you know.
Option two seemed better at the time for her.
Right.
So how broken is she?
How what?
Broken.
How broken is she?
Oh my God.
Sorry guys.
Sorry, guys.
Um...
You don't have to answer.
I mean, I'm just putting out questions.
I mean, I'm trying to...
but she's at right now.
That's the thing.
Because I vaguely remember when she left.
I don't even know.
I can't answer that question because I don't know.
Because I was going to ask, I mean, can she be fixed?
Or somewhat slightly repaired?
I mean, the way I see it, it's like, from my point of view, it's like, I don't think
there's anything to fix about her like, you know, like that?
I think it's just fear.
But something that can be something I can't think about.
But I mean, it can.
Yeah, I mean,
that's probably what people I understand that.
But can that be fixed to fix the situation?
You know
It can definitely be fixed, but it's just
The how is the hard part how to go about it's what you got to figure out. Yeah, but like
Chet, did I ever tell you what my family did?
No.
I'm the last generation of an old school mafia family.
Oh, we fixed problems.
There was a problem with somebody.
You had to go up a couple notches in, you know, hierarchy to fix the problem that was
causing problems down below. That's what my family did.
I may have participated in a few activities and youth, but you
know, it's a dying profession.
Things can always be fixed.
People can always be handled. It may be tedious. You have to be
patient you have to and but there's always a solution
Yeah
What if the solution
What if you only have one chance, you know, like imagine like if you make the smallest little mistake, it's over.
Is it worth that chance? The outcome?
Yeah. I mean, yeah. Some people are telling me no, but I see it differently.
If it's worth the outcome, then you take the chance.
What if I make a mistake? How do you live with that?
How about with knowing that you could have done something and you never did it?
You're right there.
Maybe a little worse. It's just she, I can't talk to her out there at all.
She's a cop now. She has different friends now. She's doing whatever.
How long does that go last?
I don't know. Probably not too long.
And you wait?
I can't wait too long.
Is that a time when I'll know that this is?
I can only imagine there is. You made it sound like there is.
I mean, you have a plethora of people to speed up the process of, you know, making a situation end. I mean, you know.
I can't be in here. I have to be out there for anything to happen.
Yeah, well, quit getting in here. What the fuck?
Yeah, well, I... I was supposed to get 15 years, okay? I worked hard to get four.
Right.
Why'd you have to go and fucking shoot Barrick?
I don't like him.
I don't like people like that.
You have to... you have to do some self-control.
So you don't put yourself in situations like this.
So you can do the things you need to do and then shoot the people you need to shoot.
It turned out to be an okay thing.
Okay.
It's like, you know, now that I'm in here, I can't do anything rash.
Right.
It's the only place that she'll talk to me.
So maybe she might come here today.
Maybe.
Because out there, I can't talk or I can't see her at all.
Would she listen to an encouragement to come here and talk to you?
Probably.
I don't know.
I guess it depends.
She told me maybe.
Maybe for your, you know, well-being and mental health, it might be a good idea for her to
pay you a visit?
I think for the sake of
just life in general, it would be very important.
Right. I'm just going to be professional here.
This is a guaranteed never leaving this room, right?
Correct. You should know better.
I'm so glad that you asked me this.
It's just...
And I know I just...
That it's very hurtful.
I'm sorry, it's just...
I might find out?
Don't, don't! It's just not...
It's just because...
I'm kidding.
I'm scared of the...
I waited four years for her to come home.
Four years.
She came home.
And she just...
I find out through other people.
She talks to the people but she won't talk to me.
Won't accept gifts, won't look at me, nothing.
Because it's not safe to do it, but why?
Why? It's my fault.
She came in here when I first got arrested,
and she wouldn't even, I had to be on a,
I had to be caged for her to even look at me.
And she said, that what I'm doing out there, I'm ruining everything.
But what?
But what?
Now, I don't know, she missed her old life, she wants to come back, but she can't.
She wants me just to forget about her.
So I don't die.
Well, you're gonna end up doing things that are gonna put yourself in that situation trying to figure it out.
But if I don't do nothing, we're both in trouble.
Yeah, if you do and you're damned if you don't, so you might as well do.
Do you want me to
Maybe we're in hurry or to come here. I'm just
Yeah, absolutely. I'll take any help I can get was just like
Is it a request or should I just say I I feel like it would be a good idea for her to feel like you feel
Okay, I'm pushing them. You know, okay. No, I I mean I do feel it. She could talk to you
But I'm getting her permission first of what I can okay
Maybe you can find some sort of a hint of something of what's going on.
Let me ask.
Hey.
Hello.
I do apologize for interrupting um
no it's okay
Satterbox use of a visitor
okay that was maybe yes last time
that was what?
I said they maybe show up and they're here now
oh wait what?
manifest
Raymon's here
Anifestation
Oh
This is you're like my good omen
Yep
I got it down me again. That's I will cry. Yes, ma'am. Yes ma'am. Um, I got a question fly around
Does it can it be up here? How does this have to work?
She if she's with her do I have to be with her as well. Oh, what?
I have no problem if this is part of therapy wink wink I have no problem bringing them up here if that's okay with you
we literally were just you know talking about that yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a good idea
I'm cuffed to the chair anyways I can't do nothing
well I mean it is part of the therapy because we just literally were talking about
We're talking about it.
Exactly.
Okay.
This is awkward, all right.
Okay.
Well, you know, what the fuck attention to everything she says, because she might be
saying something without really, you know, saying something.
I hope they should let you stay.
Well, I mean, I don't think we all can be here.
I guess that's true.
I mean, I can stand off into the corner, if need be.
If you need to have.
We'll see what she wants.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can stand off into the corner, just because I have to be here for him to say a
legit thing.
But I can be off in the corner if you two need to have a private word.
No facecam chat because I want it's for the editors, bro.
We'll fix this. It's gonna be tedious. It's gonna be hard, but I think we can get something out, okay?
I'm willing to help you figure this out.
You know what, Pixie?
If you didn't get involved those years ago, I don't think I would have made it this far.
Really?
Yeah.
I do believe that because I think the PD would have tossed you aside.
Yeah, it would have.
I mean, not Helen, but yeah.
Oh, don't even get me started with one.
Wait, why? Is that some drunk tea? Is that tea?
Yeah, oh, yeah, I was planning to murder her. Oh, I had a hole. Oh
No
She's the reason my you know
My department fell apart
Yeah, and you don't mess with my work and
and also she was very yeah there's just a lot of things and I had for her oh you
would have been proud I mean if you weren't so you know friends with or
whatever but you would have been proud oh I'm talking old-school shit oh I
decided to leave instead you know I didn't want to damage my reputation yeah
Yeah, I mean, I guess that was a good call. I...
Wow, I was not expecting that.
Yeah, I almost snapped, but I've been trying to keep it calm, so I...
I think we'll talk later about that.
Hi!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Welcome to therapy.
therapy it's forced yeah being forced on this I didn't force it I'm a pixie
Tantino my psychiatrist I meet you Raymond um so are you like staying or
um yeah I mean this is therapy you know therapy oh I wasn't I wasn't aware it
was a therapy. Oh no, no, no, like, you know, like she could be outside the door, right?
Pixie. Because technically that still counts, you know. Yeah, that's that's a fly roll mood.
Fly roll? That counts, right, buddy?
That definitely counts as therapy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's great. Exactly.
Good. I'm going to let you two have your, you know,
I mean, I can come back.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They're on their way.
Don't worry about that.
Yep, doctor's orders.
We have leverage in here.
We have a clown DOC, so we get away with the lot.
Yeah.
I was surprised to hear that he was a clown.
cop and then I found out that Kirk
cop yeah Kirk and uh Kirk and stumbles
their cops yeah Kirk is more doing it
just for you know it's Kirk you know
stumbles i'm probably taking it seriously
but come on we know he's not gonna last
more than a week okay okay i can't
okay doesn't remember to eat why did he
finish academy the first day yeah he
left midway to academy from to get a badge
Um, also why are we doing this in here? Why don't we just do it in the cafeteria?
Because we can't. Because if we do it to the chair, because I because I'm in trouble. I just
I I took over the entire prison on my own and the cops had to come and save them.
What? Yeah. Carmine was yucking with me. I got sick of it.
Okay. I had them in handcuffs and the cops came in with the guns and it was either
I'm not allowed to sit here.
That is your chair.
That is your chair right now.
It's yours.
Have a seat.
This is just the way I expected this to go.
What do you expect this to go with me behind the, you know,
like behind the cage again?
No, no, I, I, I had it.
Are you mocking me?
No, I'm not mocking you.
What's the problem?
Well, that's not a question.
What's the problem?
You wouldn't see me in the cafeteria the first time I had to be caged up like an animal
again.
Okay, so I can't just take things slow or what?
I mean, take it slow.
What's the difference?
Did you say anything different?
If I wasn't behind those bars, would you say something different?
I don't know what I would have said.
You don't know.
I still don't even know if it was a good idea to even come here.
Okay, well why are you here then?
I wanted to see you.
Why?
I missed you.
Obviously, I feel like it, you know, I've really thought that maybe from what I've told you, you'd be more understanding, but I'm just expecting too much.
I'm more understanding now that it was before.
But maybe I thought maybe on the things that I told you before you left
And maybe what I gave you on that tape that I don't even know if you watched watched it
Maybe you can understand me a little bit more
You know things weren't good when you're gone, right?
I know. On top of me trying everything to figure out where you went. I had a choice. I just want you to know. I know.
What happened?
Did this guy hurt you? No, he loves me.
What dad that's your dad. Yeah, and he loves you. Yes, only family. No, it's not took care of me the past few years. He took care of you. What you what you what do you have you do what do you do for you.
do for you? Everything. Like what? It's me with my brain. He
helped me, you know, give you shelter. He gave me a job.
Like what? Well, what kind of job on everything?
What kind of job?
Lots of jobs. Like what? Give me one.
Whatever I could do to help pay off some of your debt.
Okay, what debt?
Come on.
Really?
You talking about my, just my debt that I had before you left?
No.
Was it because of Mickey?
Yeah, Mickey is involved.
Is it because of the Mime thing?
Fuck off!
There's no way!
Maybe...
But...
Regardless...
All of it led to me coming back, being sent to murder you.
Yeah, so...
But I'm not!
You have to!
Isn't that good?
No, it's not good!
No, it's not because what happens what happens if you don't do it?
The same guy that abandoned you years ago
Just like Chang gang and every all these other everybody else the same person is gonna do what if you don't do it
What happens?
They'll do it
Yeah, what happened what happens with you? It's not just you it'll be I mean I don't think you sent a army
You don't think you don't think you don't know that but you don't think
You don't know my dad. I don't know him. I got a pretty good idea of him now.
I got a pretty good idea of him. The guy that left you behind.
Taps, he left you behind. He came back in your life. Wait, what do you mean he didn't? Where was he all these years?
Busy. Busy doing what?
I was busy?
Then stop me.
I was busy when you were here.
Then stop me.
He made a choice.
He's family.
Things are different now.
They're going to be if you don't do it, right?
What happens if somebody else catches me?
There's a lot of people that don't like me.
What happens if I die before you do it?
Is there a consequence for that?
I hope not.
You hope not.
I mean, I think it's more so just get the job done.
You said October 17th
Just have it done by October 17th, so this time and you're gonna get it done by that yeah
No, listen, you're out of plan. No, this is gonna be the plan
You're gonna do it
Because if you don't if you don't it's gonna happen anyway, and if you think
It's not I can figure something out. Oh, yeah, what do you like what enlightened me?
If it's gonna cause you know, it's gonna cause you to leave again. We're not doing that
I'm not leaving I'm gonna
There's literally time yeah, there's time
I think you knew just as much as I do that.
You're failing to do this. I'm dead anyway. And then you're in trouble, too.
Right?
Alright, well, it's, yeah. You know what? Maybe you have changed.
Excuse me?
You used to be, you used to do everything to get it done. You just are giving up like that?
I mean, giving up!
You don't even want to try to figure something out?
I do!
I'm trying here!
But you gotta shoot me, that's the only way!
Oh, where do you wanna shoot me?
I'm not fucking shooting you!
Listen!
No! You're so fucking...
What?
I'm what?
That's not the only solution, you know?
I'm going in there!
Oh, for your sake...
Oh my- Get out!
What the fuck is going on here?
Get!
Oh
This motherfucker ruined my line. I was about to drop it on piss
This motherfucker
I just need a knitting needle and maximum damage can happen to Carmine and it can be
an accident.
It could be a whoopsie.
You can give me a knitting needle and a crochet hook would actually work also.
If I could, I would, believe me.
up the nostril, the fat will bother me happening. Oh no, it should. I was knitting. Do you know
shocked people are when they get stabbed with a knitting needle? It's funny. They're like,
like what the fuck anyway um yeah do you get any answers no she just told me I'm
given up and walked out. But you know what? That's what's really given up.
Well, her actions speak wise because she wouldn't have come here in the first
place.
Keep that in mind. Actions speak louder than words.
Well, she did just walk out.
Yeah, well, but she did walk in.
She could have just not come.
She showed up.
Yeah, she walked out, but she showed up.
People who don't care are not interested.
even bother. She's gonna find a way to keep alone. That's all. Carmine caused the problem
this time. She probably, you know, it would have been a different situation. Fucking guys.
You and our fears with my I'm gonna snap. Jenny, I'm gonna snap. That man is gonna make
me snap yeah do you realize if I snap I might have to come live with you okay
pixie I'll do it okay is this therapy session over
Carmine it you are yuck and dead
you seem to be confused at a donkey here's my facility I hope you got a gun
on you later this is not not you are done you need to step out pixie no
because if you're gonna abuse this knife if you're going to I will report you
Don't worry about you. Go call the cops. You're in prison correctional officers. Pixie
You're abusing prisoners corruption has already gone. Oh, I think I do not leave
If you do not leave I will have you formally trust
Yeah, be a therapy session game on
I
Hope you find your way out on your own, you know, you know the way out, right?
If I had known fly wrong would be bringing your friends into this therapy session in my prison I
Think you're getting way too comfortable in here. It was all part of it. You stupid idiot. I'm getting too comfortable
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it, huh?
What are you gonna do about it, Carmine?
You put your hands up and throw me your back, you cage dog.
Put your hands up and throw me your back, cage dog.
Put your hands up, or I'll put it on the curtain counter box.
No problem, buddy. No problem.
My hate for you, strickity, I'll end this here for you today.
Oh, look, that officer didn't make the mistake of giving you a weapon.
Son of a-
They say ya hat, hat!
I'm lucky I'm cuffed at this chair, man.
You're yucking lucky.
Fire!
Fire!
You're so yucking lucky.
You can't retreat.
You're so yucking lucky.
You're so lucky.
You're so lucky.
You're so lucky.
You're so lucky.
You're lucky.
You're still engaged!
Must've liked the dog you are!
Pfft.
Say sorry, Carmine.
Otherwise there's gonna be a lot of horns going off in here!
I'm gonna check around my camera.
Oh, man.
How unfortunate. Poor Carmine.
you know what after this I know exactly what to do oh yeah well that being done
no I'm not gonna no I'm not gonna drag the chair I could hear the entire
conversation by the way oh yeah I don't believe you
I didn't hear what was saying.
I figured out the tone.
Yeah, what's the tone, Carmine?
You're a broken man under that name.
A broken man.
I don't even know who you are anymore, do you?
I know who I am, Carmine.
But just like you, I'm just not happy with it.
I can see it already.
The only thing you can see.
The only thing you see right now is the carpet.
You know, yes, but thankfully, I know what's going to happen.
Yeah.
You can.
I know what's gonna happen. Yeah, you can go back to always. Always do. What's my old ways, Carmine? What's my old ways?
You're talking about when you were in that blue car, in that tunnel, as you watch chaos
unfold, people killing each other?
Is that what you're talking about?
Did you do nothing to stop it?
You did nothing?
You knew I was in that car, huh?
Yeah, I always saw everything.
And you never came back?
Because you were a weak man.
I was too scared to deal with it.
Isn't that right?
That's a long time ago.
Time changes people.
The only thing that changed Carmine is your face just now.
I'll be back.
Everyone, I'm back, Catabox.
I have just the solution for you.
Yeah, what is it?
I will utilize Palantir and all the resources it has granted me to destroy you and your spirits.
You have a special talent of killing any spirit as you walk into a room.
Anybody ever tell you that?
Oh, God.
Anybody ever tell you that, Carmine?
Probably not.
Because the room just gets empty.
He's so stupid man, I fucking love it.
you
Oh, man.
Did you learn anything?
No.
Other than the fact that she's absolutely fucking delusional right now?
Yeah.
Look, Chateaubuck had to be a dick.
That was his time to be a dick.
He had to.
Can't come in there.
He can't sit in there and be like, oh, my god.
Like, this guy has to be mad.
Yeah, the Carmine's timing was total cinema bro, he came in and he's like what the f**k
He's coming out of here!
So stupid dude, oh my god
She said chatty ruined everything but she doesn't seem to have a plan so what exactly
Chattanooga ruined, maybe Chattabuzza ruined her original plan. You know what I mean? We
don't know. There could have been something Chattabuzza could have ruined, something we
don't know.
I want to make a shiv, we have to kill Carmine.
You're good.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Allie just brought me soup.
She brought me some soup.
Hmm
I think
I think what we could say.
Well, I don't think she's entirely like that. Raymond is entirely delusional either. I just
think with the dad situation, she's definitely delusional. He caused her some delusion there.
Why is it calling two numbers?
Are the phones just fucked?
Why do I even have a phone right now?
And I can't even put it away.
Oh, there we go.
I don't have a phone. I do. I put your what do you mean? I don't have a phone. Hey, what's
What's this?
Oh, there is a dictionary.
What's this always here?
It's just new.
Let me try something.
Let's call this guy first.
See if it works.
It's it's calling this phone and it's calling the other phone like it's putting both numbers in for some reason
Nap no, I was doing this earlier too
I just think I just don't think we can make phone calls yet
I think it's just bugged right now. Probably from the update, so you have to wait till they fix it.
Take out the phone from your pocket.
Where? Where do you see a phone?
It's gone! I don't have one!
You said the UI, I don't know. I'm not sure how.
At least for me, you can put your scars and tattoos back.
Well, he has the only tattoo. He has the one and only tattoo.
The scars, yeah. We'll get his scars back.
Yeah.
It went better than I thought it was going to go though.
I thought it was going to be worse.
If it wasn't resetting and Carmine didn't walk in, it would have, I can guarantee you
probably would have lasted longer, yeah.
What Carmen walking in was just, it was just perfect.
Should I even bother trying this again?
Now I uh, I can't make calls.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I just pretend this is the phone or some shit.
I'll work around of the scuff.
I'm curious to know what's gonna call though.
I don't know what number it's gonna give.
It would probably give this phone number, right?
Now, it's probably not gonna work anyway.
Fuck.
What am I thinking?
Let's see.
No phone found for this client.
Yeah, okay.
See, that's not gonna work.
How do I put this away now?
Oh, there we go.
I already rejoined the server. It's not a glitch. It is a bug that needs to be fixed,
and it will be fixed when they fix it.
Wait, what?
And so, paperclip.
A lockpick, but what?
I'm going to go back to that.
Oh, new offers.
Oh, so maybe there's a way to get a shift like.
If he's offering them at the time or something.
You need 20 bars of soap?
Oh, now it gives you both.
Okay, sweet.
I
Shall we
Okay, then I can't make calls I need to make calls fuck
Fuck!
Nah, it's broken.
It's broken.
You report it not yet I'm gonna report it
I should probably report it right now because I know I'll forget if I don't do it right
know.
Well, now we got to wait for the DOC.
That's not far by.
I'm not, I'm not entirely sure.
But I think if you're already in the server
and the server restarts, you don't have to sit in queue again.
Like, I think you get put back in, I think.
What do you think you're talking about, Ray?
Perfect.
I think it was perfect.
She left angry, and that's exactly what I mean, that's kind of what I was going for.
I just had to bro.
I can't, you can't have like, I can't, like, how do I explain this?
It needs to be, fuck, I don't know how to explain this yet.
ChatterBucks has to be the bad guy here too, right?
Like, he has to be mad, he has to cause problems, because as much as you guys on this end see, like, what ChatterBucks has went through, right?
We don't see what she went through, right?
Both the characters don't fully understand what each other has actually went through, right?
We have ideas of what's been leaked to us, but you'll never fully understand.
So like, her being annoyed with Chatterbox because of how Chatterbox is going about her coming back and ruining her plans, whatever, is valid, right?
But he's also fucking pissed off because of how she came back, because he understands a little bit more now, but he's a barrack thing, and he's just pissed.
But, it's hard to say what he wants to do.
He couldn't say it with people that twinkles there, like, exactly.
I know there's people listening on the outside of the door.
Get off my bup, fam!
It's kind of funny though how much effort he puts into making sure she's taken care
of and then the switch when they're face to face.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think we just have to wait till the bidding is done.
I think we have to wait till the bidding is done.
Yeah, but I'm not we're not going to the option on dumbbells unless the clowns specifically
bring them with.
But at the same time, I don't really want to know what happens in there, to be honest.
I kind of want to wait until we get unlocks with other people.
Do you know what I mean?
We probably shouldn't go.
I think that's something we just
wait.
Because Dumbles wouldn't sit through
something like that.
Dumbles would not sit through that,
bro.
the
and
I don't know what to do with it.
Big BAM all the way to top dude
listen man appreciate everything you're doing on DLC man thank God you're in
there bro it'd be lame without you man appreciate everything you're doing
good bruh fly rolling my boy
ship up
ship up
ship up
i'll hit testin' nicely i'll hit testin' nicely
I don't know what you're saying.
Nice lady, Pessa, Pessa, tell me.
Pessa, this lady, she is a nice lady.
Help.
What do you need?
Pick me up.
For guarding Pessa.
Pick me up.
Pick you up?
Pick me up.
I'm not a Pessa.
Pessa, nice lady, pick me up.
Help me.
Pessa, the nice lady picked you up.
No, she come. You tell her come get me.
Help me.
Do you not have her number?
No.
I got you, Dumbles.
Okay.
Hey, Tessa, I think I've Dumbles the clown.
I'm gonna have to put the phone down.
I call you back.
I was asking for Tessa nicely to come pick up.
Yeah, I got the roads.
Thank you.
Okay, well, he's in the front of MRPD and he just made a menacing throat slitting gesture,
so maybe.
And he also growled like, you know, like, like, like that.
Yeah, okay. Oh, he said crowbar and he pulled something out
Okay, Skelloman man
Okay, I won't kill him in
Skell-skillmen? Skell-skillmen? Skeleton man? Oh, he wants Sneaky, I think.
A nice lane.
Okay, I'll call. I don't have Sneaky's number.
Tessa nice lane.
Tessa nice lady. Wait, wait, no, no, hang up.
She picked me up.
She's just down the street.
Okay.
I'm sure you can find her.
Hello, can I speak to Dr. Parker?
I didn't hear it, so I'm going to leave you alone.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're waiting for Tesla. She's supposed to pick us up.
Help me!
It's done!
I'll help you in just a minute, temples. I'm trying to finish something really quick.
He's the scary guy walking me.
A scary guy? Okay, scary guy.
Yeah, he has the scary eyes.
Oh, okay. Well, don't look him in the eyes. I'll be there in just a second, okay?
Okay.
I just need to finish another one.
It's two of them.
Oh.
Oh, scared.
It will run if you need to.
Pull it.
Ah!
Ah!
No! Over here! What's up?
You're not paying no shit.
I thought that cop was going to get us, bro.
Is it scary guy looking at me?
Where?
In the point station.
Okay, I'll...
Alright, on the way.
Help me.
Okay.
I'm scared.
Okay, on the way, on the way.
Help!
911.
Yes, you can set the way.
911.
Help me.
Okay, I'll do it. Yeah, see you there. See you there.
I'm filming. Can't hear me.
ah
ah
ah
ah
hah
fire you fire you fire you
I'll kill you, bitch.
Ah!
I'm making myself angry doing this.
All for the stupid bit
a
But
Yeah, but
fight it back. I
I can't eat that!
I
What are you doing monster monster monster monster monster
Who's the monster?
Monster!
Monster!
Monster!
Monster!
Where?
What monster?
What monster?
You're a monster?
It's you!
It's you!
It's a monster!
Stop running at you!
Put the wrench away!
It's a monster!
It's okay, the monster cannot...
I will get in the way of the monster.
The monster cannot...
He's a monster!
I will get him.
He's a monster!
No, there's not a cat monster. Sir, look the other way. Look behind you.
Okay.
Oh, no monster.
If you keep looking that way, do not look back.
Okay.
Alright, now if you walk that way out to the sidewalk, and then you'll be fine, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Don't look back, whatever you do.
Okay.
It's been way too long. Yeah, let's get together.
No, I've been away.
So stupid, bro.
Good Lord.
Shit.
Help!
oh shit at least somebody put him a stop to that because holy shit god it's up so
Fucking Twinkles bro, just fall dude, you didn't show up
Oh my god, they're literally inside trying to steal shit.
this fucking
you
I got burger shot on dumbbells oh
of
ways
of
I'm in trouble Shane! I'm in trouble!
Get this fucking crayon to my car!
That's a nice way. Take me to Tessa.
Help me.
Oh, help me please.
Oh my god.
He could be in the ad.
He could be in the ad.
Thank you to Tessa.
Get the fuck out of the car!
Help me.
Anything on the ground, just chuck in the back of this.
Also Tessa's gotta be paid.
Help me.
Oh my god.
Help.
get fuck off the car
get fuck off the car
two crown
oh my god
tell me
can you pretend to ship from Hong Kong?
Hong Kong
yeah actually that's actually pretty good
that is actually pretty good
Hong Kong
I might just use you, what's your name?
Dumbo
can you say
can you say
this place is for assholes
Okay, okay, actually okay
Okay, I like this guy. What's your name doubles dumbbells
Dumbbell okay, Dumble Dumble Dumble Dumble Dumble Dumble Dumble, okay fumble
Fumble nice fumble Dumble. We need you. Okay, we need you. Okay
You have to you have to go to Hong Kong. No, we're gonna film something with you. Don't worry
Perfect. Okay. How it's gonna work fumbles is we are going to walk
Towards the place when I record it, right? Okay, and then we're gonna step out the car because it's called Hong Kong porn
And we're sitting a street porn, right? Okay, and we're gonna say to them that they need to come and shop here
Because that shop is for assholes. You're gonna pretend like you're actually from Hong Kong. Okay, I
Seem you know what Hong Kong is. Okay, say
We're gonna drop you if you say oh
This breaks I don't Hong Kong night pray they pray for shit. It sucks. Okay, and then you say I go to a
Sinistery that prays much better. Okay, okay?
Okay, okay, you got all that
Hey, this guy's perfect
Oh
Did we was there a prize giving a tessa
Twinkie Twinkie how me
Twinkies.
He helped me.
He's green.
Oh, we need Twinkie.
Green twinkies.
Yes.
Okay, we're calling...
Starman.
Wait, Twinkie's name is Eugene?
Eugene, Eugene.
Hey.
Twinkie's it's Shang.
Hey.
Okay, listen, we gotta run away.
Okay, listen, we got a runaway clown in one of these cars at Sinisterie Plonchop and he keeps screaming help me in a Chinese accent.
How?
See?
It's not a Chinese accent, that's just how he talks.
How?
Okay, that's distinctly Chinese.
No, that's just how he talks.
The monster.
Okay.
He just said Samusa.
He said it's a monster.
How?
now what the fuck okay well you can pick him up but we're looking some bad
evil shit okay it's sinistry pawn shop
all right we're getting you help relax okay we're getting you help because it's
on the way okay I tried to call her okay
I don't fucking, you tried to run in the store so I lucked the fucking thing.
Okay.
Wait, just hold on.
Say this is for asshole.
Jason, get to the shop, we need help.
This is for asshole.
This is Chinese.
He's coming to the ad heat.
Okay, now we'll get his fucking contact information then, and we'll fucking contact the clown when I'm not getting fucked in the arse.
We need to rank him out.
Fuck it.
Oh, no.
No, now you know what he's gonna come back to you.
Okay, man.
He's like a toddler.
Fuck it.
You're gonna be back?
No, stop saying fucking arse.
Fuck it up.
Dump.
Ah, fuck it, Al.
Fuck it up.
Okay, just-
No, fuck.
God, I'm fucking sorry.
I'm Australian man, I fucking swear!
What do you want from me?
Fucking swear!
Oh my god, I can't fucking help this!
That's just the worst day of my life!
Fuck!
I'll pay it up and everything, everything is good.
I can pay it!
Do you have money?
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Okay, yeah.
You can't say that in front of Tessit
She's gonna think it came from us. Okay, you can't say it in front of tessa. You think you came from us. You understand
okay
What the fuck I'll talk to you
fuck
When did they I thought clowns were cattolic probably problem
help
Help me where the fuck is twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle
Don't worry.
You're just kidding.
You're just kidding.
Doubles, Doubles, you're gonna get, you're gonna make it home soon, buddy.
Okay.
Okay, I'm pretty sure the fun house is just rubble though.
Okay.
I have to break it to you.
Make it now.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Pickles.
Pickles.
Pickles.
Hey, just, just wondering where you're going to go.
I'm just wondering where your ass twinkles.
It's on the way.
It's on the way.
Okay, you're on the way.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Doubles of sorry.
I'm sorry.
Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Oh god I'm so tired this fever. It kind of sucks
Someone come to help this fucking guy
I'm telling you, fuck the wall it's too much
Tell me, fucking guy
Who's it? Who's helping this fucking guy, Shay?
Fucking guy
Fuck
Twinkles is, Twinkles is coming
Twinkles is on, is on his way
Twinkles
Is on his way
No way
Twinkles is on his way
Okay
It's okay
Okay
It's okay
Okay
We have one of your friends here, we need him out of my fucking car.
Trinkles get to the board shop, this is state of emergency, I've got so much shit I'm fucked
on.
Fuck them!
Fuck them!
Oh no, don't say that, that's a bad word.
Don't teach him bad, yeah.
Oh no, don't fucking make jokes, just don't swear a lot.
Stop teaching him bad language.
Fuck the hell!
Ah fuck, I need a fucking cigarette.
Fuck the cigarette.
Oh why don't you just give the kid a cigarette too, he'll blow you out of it.
You're at it fuck fucking you could fucking use one
Tell me we found him
Fuck was that we don't tell me
Stop is he walking?
Fucking in China
I don't like the timeboxes do this to us.
They left their child here so they could have a break from dealing with it.
He tried to run, I thought he was a seer.
I know, he's taking his time by walking here.
He's taking his time to walk here.
Because he's enjoying this piece of mind.
You don't want to pick him up.
Okay.
Okay!
We know!
We know!
Fuck ass!
That came from you, E.
Fuck!
Don't you fuck me, it's really good, I think so.
Fuck China!
Hahaha!
No, no, no!
Don't fuck China!
Don't fuck China!
Where the fuck is Twinkle's?
Have we got shit to go?
Shit do!
Shit do!
Fuck!
We're fucking!
Oh my god!
Hahaha!
Fuck!
I'm meant to get this cop to fucking take him!
Fuck it out!
Fuck!
No, god. Tessa would kill me if we gave it clown to the clown.
Tessa killed me!
No, no, Tessa, no, no, Tessa, no, no!
Come in to you.
Fuck, China!
Stop fucking China!
Fucking China!
Stop it, they don't deserve it!
Tell me if someone would drink please.
Uh, yeah...
Oh god.
fuck!
fuck!
fuck!
oh my
hey officer!
hey, how's it going guys?
hey, explosion!
oh, uh, yeah, it came from Legion Square
Legion Square
okay, I heard it was that loud as fuck
yeah, yeah, I'd say I'm raging, yeah
really? they didn't help someone screaming help?
family!
they didn't care
Careful, someone's saying to help us.
Where the fuck is this?
Where the fuck?
Okay, but Eid, do you see what I mean though? We could use him in the ad eventually.
Fuck!
Just not read Hong Kong. It's pretty shit though.
Hong Kong!
I'll go back to Hong Kong. There we go. Try that. Try that. Dumbles.
I'll go back to Hong Kong.
You see pretty much Chinese.
Oh my god he's ducking my fucking calls.
Fucking call.
I knew it the clowns set us up.
Fucking rat.
Fuck.
I knew it.
Oh my fucking god.
Hammy.
Okay um.
Test not on you neither.
This is what a chat of boxes people.
I know for a fact it is.
He found out that we had this poncho up and he's doing this to fuck with us.
I know
Fuckin clown! Fuckin clown!
Fuckin clown!
Where is he? Where is he?
He's at the city street, fuck him!
Fuckin clown!
I'm on my way!
I'm on my way!
Fuck ass!
Okay, 30 seconds, okay!
Fuck China!
Okay.
Okay.
Help is coming!
Okay, good, good, best friend.
Better help.
Tell me.
Oh, my God.
Help!
Oh, my God.
Who is your best friend?
They're coming.
Help them.
Best friend.
And my best friend.
Who is your best friend?
Oh, she can get you in five fucking seconds.
Hello.
He's right here.
We need him.
He's a truck.
We need help.
Tell me.
You need to get him out.
Yeah, you need to get him out.
Okay.
What happened to them both?
Hey monster!
Are you a monster?
Monster!
What do you mean monster?
Monster!
Monster.
Oh god, he's okay.
I'm going to go to the video.
Alright, thank you M-BAR.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Bye, Chang.
Bye.
Bye.
Okay, stop saying that.
What are you doing here, Peanut?
What did you say?
What did you say?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay
Shit back
You got them balls okay help out the back them balls any little bank. Okay
I'll be fine. Um, how much cash? Hello? Oh yeah, I can give cash. Yeah. Hello. Yeah,
go ahead and sit around. Um, weapons on you. Uh huh. Well, fuck with me. You're all set.
Thank you. You got some in that shoe yours. You got some in that shoe. Shit, fuck. Yeah, perfect.
Shit, fuck. Hi there. You're back. Go ahead and put your hands up. Okay. Now clean that
Take those shoes off right now.
Okay.
You're all set.
Have a wonderful time.
Thanks.
Excellent.
Alright.
Alright.
Now you're gonna get the shoot.
Okay.
You got this big-ass shoe down here.
Okay.
Appreciate you.
Uh-huh.
Okay, there.
Okay, you're gonna have to put that crowbar away, alright?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Stinky.
I am stinky and I'm proud.
Okay
I don't know.
Come on.
You know.
What's that you?
You don't want to.
All right, you are good to go.
Oh, sorry.
How do you got here?
Oh, hello.
Hi there.
You're good.
You're good.
All right.
I'll take this party.
Jenny, what are you doing here?
Are you kidding me?
I'm going to be giving the $100 to this guy right here,
right?
Oh, OK.
All right.
There we go.
Oh, wait.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Hold on one second.
Hold on.
What?
OK, wait.
Wait, wait.
Clown.
Clown.
Oh, that's so perfect.
Make sure we give them tips.
Come on, make sure you talk to them.
Oh, hi there.
I can collect you, Andrew B.
Is that $100? Yeah.
You want to build an idea here?
You can have it.
I'm gonna take the hands up and maybe there.
Hit that.
Oh, perfect.
Thank you so much.
Hi there.
Oh, you might have.
I am.
I can just stay.
I know you already need to cash.
That's right.
Wonderful.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I don't know what to do.
What's this?
Not right now.
That would be a shame.
Mickey, my policy is in the entire PD.
I bomb all of them.
But I don't fuck with roads.
What's that?
Oh my gosh.
This is why it changed.
Monster?
Monster, please.
Hey, some monsters.
Oh, Park Rangers, which one?
Oh, sorry.
Hey, monsters.
Hey, monsters.
Can't wait to see how much you can.
Monster.
Hey, did you give me one in the back?
Yeah, I have a friend.
Okay.
Equality, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm over-stimulated.
Okay.
No, I didn't think you should do that.
But I do have a friend.
I'll hear stumbles.
I'll hear stumbles, can you help me?
I haven't seen stumbles in a few days.
Do you want his phone number?
I'm not gonna let anyone win you at the auction.
Yes ma'am.
Meet you all.
What do you mean?
Hi.
There you go, it should be on your phone.
There's a lot of voices I'm not being auctioned. No, proxy change is
Hello? Nobody asked me.
I was trying to find the money. I'm sure. Do you want water?
I'm not sure. I'm just saying you don't want it.
Actually, I don't want to stop here. It's either one of these things behind me. It's
the water my own
Are we got this I got I got this chat my ADHD. I don't know if I could fucking stay here chat
I'm not gonna lie to you
I don't think I'm gonna be able to do it. I should be an option
Oh
I hate you.
Have I spent the entire-
Have I had a look at her?
She's dumb and you're stupid.
Okay.
I got about three grand right now.
It's good. It's really busy.
Humpy Dumpy!
Humpy Dumpy!
Sorry?
Humpy Dumpy!
Humpy Dumpy!
Sir, somebody's telling you something about my dummy.
That's a that's a look
Humpy dumpy it's Humpy dumpy
Humpy dumpy
You fall you fall fall down
what the fuck is oh god I can't do it yet I think I gotta leave
I do smoke.
Oh, okay.
Oh, sorry.
I didn't know.
Oh, okay.
You really shouldn't smoke.
Oh, they're not here. They're not tasting.
For you.
It's been a while since I've ridden a galley.
I guess this is yours.
All right, where do we go?
Oh, my God.
You already have it?
Yeah.
There's a camera.
Would I like a dance from the mind?
Huh.
Hello, I'm Spax.
Are you getting walks and dogs today?
Okay.
I like your bow tie.
Okay.
Come on DJ.
Hey, we're across the way.
Isn't that awesome?
Wait, what's your name?
I hope you're impressed.
Oh, shit.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Yeah, you look good, though.
I don't know about you, but I'm a little bit astimid with all the noise.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
I have your safe.
I have your safe.
Put it in.
Put it in.
What do you like?
Do you remember it?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit, I
Wonder if barracks here he better be here, bro. He'd better be
It's a dumbbells, right
There is people here over what remember the matter chaos
You don't have to get back in the back in the day.
Okay, you do have a handle here, right?
Okay.
Okay, I'm going to take that as a gift.
It's actually a very relatable story.
I'm looking to have bitten anyone today?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah. Always in the lemon list.
One, one, two, three, go.
You know what?
I'll let you go get yourself a nice drink.
Okay.
How about you go get yourself a nice drink okay thirsty
thirsty
excuse me sorry
yeah he kept seeing me he was thirsty
I'm not buying you a fucking drink yellow yellow yellow
You
Yeah.
I think I missed all of you.
I missed my face.
I don't know.
I'm a little...
I think it's almost time.
Yeah, yeah.
Is that new thing in?
Yeah.
I haven't seen it a while.
Oh yeah, it's a problem.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's almost there.
Really?
What is that back right here?
He's here!
He's here!
Oh my god!
What the fuck is Twinkles?
Okay, sounds good.
I mean, it doesn't mean anything.
Okay.
I can double-spy them out.
Yeah, I'm so sorry about that.
Thank you.
Clear them all up.
Where's this music coming from, Chad?
Yeah.
One on a person's brain, isn't it?
You're working, aren't you?
No.
I'm not.
I do.
And the dumpster bunny.
Nice to meet you.
Okay, so this is FK, I was worried about DMT, but this sounds like...
We're all kidding, so I'm living them again.
Oh, yeah, this is definitely no pixel music.
I'm gonna fix this.
Absolutely.
It's not even a pixel.
I'm gonna fix this.
It's not even a pixel.
I'm gonna fix this.
I'm gonna fix this.
I was the most timid hi I've ever heard you remember.
I am a gash!
Hi guys!
Hi everybody!
Well, if it isn't Dr. Lawyer Beef.
Oh, hey man, that's your beef, you DJ-ing me this way.
My friends
Like a private dance
Good about the private
Can I just can you give me a prostate exam but like wall
Oh man, I'll be honest, you know, I can't do that the other day and it felt a little
bit like it was kind of like federal law, I'll be honest, I'll say, yeah, I get the
word.
Oh right, right.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
It's a deal, man.
Yeah, you know what, actually, you know what, never mind.
Never mind.
It's okay.
We're good.
Hey, Dr. B.
Hey, Gatsbump.
Hey, Jeff.
Hey, man.
Thank you.
Wow.
Hey man, thank you.
Wow.
Hey, I got a question here.
Welcome in everyone.
Who runs this thing?
Who?
Who runs this?
Yeah, Adriana.
Adriana, that's the only guy here to talk to my girl.
Yeah, so I'm a lawyer now.
She's the thing.
Boom.
I can represent you in court.
Oh my god.
What?
That's your own lawyer.
Yeah, Dr. Woodard Beath by the JDS lawyer.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
You're welcome back, too.
Thank you so much, man.
Oh god.
Hey, by the way, my buddy, you know James Markon, St. Marcos?
Yeah, of course I know him.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, you know, it's actually a really good position in a couple plays here, but he's a very cool guy, you know.
Yeah, I'm not saying I'm against him.
He's so much better than I can.
I can.
Yeah, I love that guy.
So, I see your name. What's your name?
Okay.
But it's gonna be great, right?
My name is Kali, or...
I'm gonna say the part you're about.
I'm gonna ask you guys, are you a real lawyer?
Yeah, man, that should be JDMD, especially as in Crypt defense family.
When is it starting? I don't know if I can do this, guys.
Fuck!
My apartment was really loose, and I leaned on it and fell off of it, so...
Oh, yeah, okay.
Yeah, man, there might be a transaction, but a lot of people are falling off these balconies, man.
How do we see?
That particular...
Right in the city.
Oh, no, I'm still a doctor, man. I'm a doctor lawyer.
Dr. B. J. B. S. guy, real doctor lawyer, like I read it right.
Yeah, get that cash out.
Has any case or something?
Yeah, man, so if you need either, yeah, hey, let me get your contact, y'all.
We'll build a cake.
I'm going to go get you.
Just for a minute.
Just for a minute.
I'll be right back.
That's him man.
I want to get some whiskey.
I know what that says but just in case I couldn't what would you say about the whiskey?
Oh, well, I don't know, that's up to you to decide, do you work here?
I do work here.
Do you want a lap dance, or?
Okay, perfect, they started at $250, is that okay with you?
$250, that's like nothing to me, you know what I mean?
Okay, perfect, yeah, so good.
Hey, you look great.
Are you excited?
Yes, I'm very excited.
I'm so happy.
The girls look so good.
Uh, uh, should be a dancer with those moves.
Um, I could maybe do 225.
Oh, I mean, not for me, but I'm not cheating. I'll pay that you could be.
Oh, okay.
Hey, what a big job, my God.
Okay, well, where do I, where do I go?
Just follow me.
Damian, we'll do it right back.
They're huge.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, I gave her something legal and nice to talk to.
It's a, um, it's, uh, Mike and they're playing it on their phone and they take me on the mic and I'll cut it in the house.
We have a new favorite.
Would you feed the playlist? I'm waiting on their email. I did, uh, email them.
So, I'm waiting for that.
Yeah, you think that could be, Sean?
I'll go see.
Oh, you want to play with me or something?
I'll play with you.
You fucking kidding me!
What in the fuck are you doing man?
Ow!
Man, don't do that!
What was it?
Was it a bit strong?
Yeah, I can do it.
Would you like a private lap dance?
I think I'll take the end.
Are you a wizard?
I can ask you a question.
Oh!
Hey!
What up Diego?
Hey, what's up?
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Okay, keep your secrets.
I guess you said I do.
Are you immune?
I'm going to be a fraud if anyone's interested.
Okay, we can play the game. I will talk as long as you will respond. What do you think about that?
Why do you choose this yellow shift?
Are you a Gandalf?
Do you like your work?
Why green hat?
Why red nose?
Why do you have a makeup?
Why so many girls in the shade?
Aren't your shoes too big for you?
Why do you have a star in top of your head?
I need this and I'm so forced energy and I don't have a thousand dollars in my big
account.
Why do you know make it the same move all the time?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Do you want somebody to change you?
Okay.
Do your stuff.
Oh.
So you lose.
Okay.
Do you want somebody to change you?
I can do your stuff.
Oh.
So you lose.
Fuck.
What? I'm fucked?
Maybe.
Fucked?
What kind of fucked?
Like you I like you fight what kind of fact
The fact about the fact
You are
You're the swan
okay swan you are a swan yes yes swan you gotta get this motherfucker the fuck
out of here man you gotta get him out of here
what is this language
bigger than he is. Oh, oh, I think he's offending you right now. Oh, buy one get one free,
bitch. Oh, will you respond?
Staying this little bastard, I've hated it for years, man. He's like a fucking hemorrhoid.
Oh, yeah, it's terrible. Only thing worse than this, Motherfucker, be two of them. Maybe
instead of hemorrhoid, play connect the dots with them bitches, look like a constellation in the
I think it was to me
Stinking your style stains your whack your dress what you smell what you act white
I think you have a drama guys right now.
A little bit.
A little bit.
What do you got a cooler for?
Well, you can get one for my man.
That's good luck.
You spin my face through my tongue.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep spitting too much.
I'll be raining on that.
You're spitting.
like thick bits of bacon grease and cholesterol
you're so lucky i got a fallen below that
oh wait
did you just back that ass up on me
did you just throw that thing on me
did you just you saw that didn't you
you guys
yeah i saw that
oh
I'm scared about him. I can't protect you. I don't know. I don't know what he is. It's who look he's a magician
I did not marry rockin no we're brother and sister
Oh
Are you being all
Are you kidding me?
Please don't waste.
He's thinking...
Whippets.
They're Whippets.
I don't got no tics, man.
They're Whippets in it.
The Dumbles is going through my hair
like a fucking orangutan right now
and looking for bugs.
Oh, yes, they are.
I need help.
Is Bugs. Yes.
Oh, so they're the easy ones?
They're the easy ones.
What?
They're the easy ones.
They're fish.
I think she collect another Bugs.
Are we sitting in the back?
No, but nobody's going to want it.
Welcome everyone. We will be starting a auction soon.
We'll make sure you have
money to spend.
Some excellence, excellent
dates to be on the auction.
Welcome to the Grand Prix of the Vanilla Unicorn!
Thank you!
Yeah!
Mom!
Okay.
Can I help you?
Oh, okay.
I'm hungry.
You're hungry.
Hungry.
Okay.
I don't have food for you. I am so sorry
I just want to make it clear I didn't mean any passive address in this in my text
I had heard what the pay was and I was
is that what it is?
that's what Kate told me it was
I figured it was just one of those things, you know?
so I had minimums making me win over
you're real game
you told me it was real
you're real game
but do you get paid once an hour?
Yeah, it's been.
What?
Oh, hey!
It's Bousha.
Thank you.
Um, it's because I am emailing the, uh, god-tongue music, the DJ set.
Oh, bye-bye.
Yeah, there's a reason I'm, I'm not just being emailed.
No, you're totally...
Ooh!
Thank you!
Thank you, guys.
Hang out.
a little bit. All right, all right, buddy. You got a little bit in the start. It's okay.
You need to where's the bounce man? Do you have your own support? Her option even start
you.
If Kirk ever pulls over doubles chat, we're going to doubles will immediately try to attack him.
Mark my words, Dumbledore will immediately try to attack him.
Yeah, of course.
Look, it's a good turnout though, Chad. It's a really good...
I'm gonna hang out with some people.
Hello.
Some place other than here.
I'm sorry, can you say that again?
Ben, I've done it.
Generally so good to see you after so long.
Well, a lap dance is $100 for you.
No!
What?
What?
Oh, man.
Can you guys catch a ride on tonight?
I would love to see you shake some ass.
I still feel like a girl.
What's wrong with me?
No, it's great. It's impressive.
I want to go in. I want to be in cash.
I appreciate the tight talk.
I appreciate the tight talk.
Let me get some chat.
I'm gonna have to go.
I'm not getting a left turn.
Can you fuck off?
Fuck man.
Fuck the mosquito.
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fuck the mosquito.
Yeah, mosquito.
Fuck.
Can you give me a favor?
I'll fuck you up.
Yeah, I can't.
I cannot use this.
It's a game.
Every second.
Why?
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
We're the kings.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
We're the kings.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
Emma.
equip people
I'm sorry
What?
Hey, you know what?
Okay
Okay, see you again, I guess
What about now?
Is it gone?
I've spent that?
Fucking ass
Fucking ass
You know your own ass
Okay, thank you. Thank you. How are you video?
Mosquito
I'm gonna stay on my toes. Scooby Scooby. Look at how big his head is. Scooby.
Okay, okay. Remember, enormous power is good, getting enormous responsibility and you have a lot of power in your hands, okay?
Remember that. You're getting all superpowers. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, strong. Strong man.
You're lucky, Dumbos. He made me realize I could hurt you.
How are you?
Ray, is that you?
You look cute.
Scoob up, Scoob up.
I know why.
Stop doing that!
You'll be doing it.
You look great. You look great.
option
I'm gonna watch
Oh, shit, Dumbledore's playing the bongo
GG, Rift, fucking snooki, dumb bitch.
Of course!
How long can you go?
I'll blow it, I'll blow you when I can do some change, never mind.
If you are being arched, please make your way to the back.
We're about to start. You're the one who's going to be the next one.
Sorry.
Look at Mickey.
I
Tits are sore now thanks dumbbells
Okay, hold on
Okay
You don't want some food over here?
No, I'm not in it
No, I'm not in it
I'm dripping this all over the
I'm dripping this all over the floor
I got fruit
It's delicious
Get some of this out, mate
I thought you were in it!
Why are you not up there?
Someone's come through, double
Oh, God
I just can't wait to see how this event goes. Honestly, I think it's gonna be a good one.
I think it's gonna be a good one.
Oh hey, Gigi.
Seven? Hey!
Hey Gigi, how you doing?
Thank you.
Oh, I'm six to seven.
Alright everyone, the show is about to start.
Go ahead and take your place this pretty date auction.
Lots of incredible dates about to be there.
Yeah, good seeing you.
Yeah, good to see you.
Talk afterwards.
Not you, Rayray.
I'm talking to Seven, I think.
Oh yeah, sorry Rayray.
She's talking to Fee.
She's not talking to you.
Sorry.
Everyone, what's the matter?
Seven, would you like to get in here?
Seven, and talk!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't know you very well.
I was talking to TG, not you.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Fine, Jordan.
Conversation, right? So it's different good
Oh
We go way back to you know
Please start please start so we can leave please start
This is probably gonna take a while.
This is probably gonna take a while.
I bet you there's a bunch of people.
Oh, fuck.
So beautiful and so amazing to see so many of you here.
I hope you brought a lot of money.
This was probably going to take a while.
I bet you there's a bunch of people.
Backstage, ready to take it off.
I'm going to start out by introducing our first lady
that's going to come out for the auction tonight.
And so please give it up for Little Red.
She is gorgeous, she is absolutely beautiful, and this man has over 400 picture cards and
names flow in Valorant.
She is beautiful, take a look at her beautiful outfit, amazing sense of humor, people will
never be bored with her.
I
Gentlemen make sure to come to me you give me the money fuck you chamber lady
Fuck you chamber
Let me bring those.
Oh my.
Okay.
Yeah.
How much do I gotta pay for a date with you, happy?
Alright.
Incredible.
Tom is Hale.
Great job, everyone.
You're Tom is Hale, mate.
Alright.
Alright.
Next up, we have someone very, very gorgeous, very beautiful.
Her name is Miss Vivian.
Come on out, sweetie.
Wow.
Now miss Vivian over here she is chicken so that means
What am I seeing back there?
Make sure to show
Amazing amazing. Let's start deepening at $500 for Miss Divya.
$500.
Alright $500. Do I have $600?
$1000.
$1000.
$2000.
$1000.
Do I have $3000?
Where are the rich motherfuckers over here?
$5000.
$5000.
$5000.
$500.
$500.
$8,000
$15,000
Chippa
I don't know what you're saying.
What is the bid?
It's up 15,000.
Where's two more?
Who did the bid? Who did the bid?
Three down the middle.
Benji, bid.
Put your hands up, honey.
And you sold to the...
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I see him now.
I see him now.
She's going to be sold to the man right over there.
Thank you so much, sweetie.
Let's give them the Carmella! Carmella is doing an excellent job as a PD!
Hey Carmella, do me a favor and just make sure you stick out on this side of the pool so they can hear you.
Alright, I'm so sorry!
Put the Carmella on, round of applause for Carmella!
The microphones are so cool Chad! The proximity mics are sweet!
Carmella, your drink great!
Okay, everyone, amazing, amazing, hopefully you can all hear me, I'm gonna try not to
move around.
Great!
So sorry about that.
Okay, next, we are going to call out Ms. Oh, that is not who I was gonna call out.
But we're gonna call out Ms. Foxy Roxy!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Look at her, so beautiful!
Look at her, so beautiful!
Yes!
That's the wrong thing I never knew.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
How much you got?
$2,000 for this!
$3,000, $3,000, $3,000, $4,000!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
$3,000, $3,000, $4,000, $4,000!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
$4,000!
$5,000!
$10,000!
$10,000!
Come on, boyfriends, you can do better than that.
Do you know why I have anyone that has $10,000?
$10,000 for a date with this beautiful, gorgeous little lady.
Hey, at least $10,000!
$10,000!
Alright.
Come on, Jack.
Do we have any other bidders for this gorgeous...
He's gorgeous, and box the lady over here.
I'll do anything.
Ooh, she'll do it.
All right, $10,000.
Going one?
$10,000 going twice?
$11,000, 11,000.
$11,000!
Oh, my God, she is a cut.
Come on, baby.
Jack, do you know I'll bet that?
I swear to God.
Do we have 12?
I'm trying to pass.
Jack, do it.
All right, I don't have $11,000 going once
$11,000
$11,000
Can do it okay
Maybe you're gonna give him five Ks!
Fuck you, I'll go outside!
Fuck you, I'll go outside!
Right over here, women's laser!
Beautiful, well done, well done!
Alright, alright, next up, I would like to call out...
Oh, this one's my personal favorite.
I would like to call out Miss Lucy with the fat pussy!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's the difference with your head?
I'm exclusive.
Runs this burger shot like the Navy.
She is a boss bitch in charge.
She is a queen.
And she is quite the dominant lady.
So it would be a beautiful day for you all.
$3,000.
$3,000 for Miss Lucy.
I know we have $4,000.
$4,000.
How much is that?
Well, let me get the woman, man. It's hard.
Do we have more?
Speak up!
$6,000! Who said that?
I'll show you Michael Waker!
Oh!
I'll show you all!
What the fuck?
What's the meaning?
She is gorgeous!
It's up $6,000!
It's one hole for all purposes.
She is gorgeous!
Chicken's out of it.
Is it worth it, okay?
Right here.
I mean, I don't know man, do you want to hold that?
Does everything work?
Showing once?
I do need my car ready.
I know your prop motherfucker's got a little bit more than that, come on, they'll be coming to an auction and being greedy.
$700,000.
Thank you, $700,000.
Beautiful, beautiful.
$700,000 going once.
Gotta grab a drink.
Can we get to $10,000?
Chip up.
$7,000 going twice.
Beautiful bubble.
Okay, now I'm gonna go back.
$7,000.
Yeah!
Sold!
The gentleman right back over there, thank you so much.
Please step up to the lady in the blazer and go ahead and pay.
Thank you so much, Miss Lucy.
It's so beautiful and so good, Jane!
Alright.
I got a drink.
Incredible.
Alright.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for you to eat your heart out, boys.
because she is the apex predator please welcome the lioness Karla
oh okay Karla
she is the predator she is this queen
Hashtag Karla everyone.
Look at her.
The first lady she is.
The first lady.
The first $1,000.
All right, we're gonna send
$1,000 for this Karla.
How much was that?
That's lower.
$1,000.
Can we get $6,000 for this lioness?
Come on, I know you guys got something to say, it's a 5000!
Come on, I know you guys got some extra change, I see all you guys at the fucking poor man's
patch every time I go.
You people are poor.
It'll be the best day of your life.
Carlin's with long
Margaritos and talking shit
$5,000
$5,500
$6,000
$7,000
Can we get a tag?
$7,000 a month.
Hey, $8,000!
$8,000 to Kirk in the front.
Wait, no.
$8,000 in the front.
It wasn't Kirk.
It was not Kirk.
Yeah, it was Kirk.
It wasn't Kirk.
It was Kirk.
$10,000.
Oh, it wasn't Kirk anymore.
Incredible.
Kirk?
$10,000 a month.
$10,000 a month.
$10,000.
$10,000 to Mr. Kirk Jerkens, y'all don't have the most beautiful day I just know it.
Winner, winner, Karla Dinner!
Beautiful!
Everyone's talking about Chad Karla and Kirk, please be sure to go ahead and pay!
Alright, next up we are going to call Miss Dixie Dixie!
Come on out, sweetie!
She is gorgeous!
Gorgeous she is beautiful and she's ready to rock your world
You better choose her
This is Miss Dixie.
Go ahead and do a little flip-flop.
Hi, there you go.
Beautiful, beautiful.
$2,000.
$5,000.
$5,000.
$5,000.
Beautiful.
$6,000.
Perfect.
$6,000.
$6,000.
$7,000.
This is gonna be a beautiful, beautiful day to everyone, something that you will not be able to replicate with anyone else!
The current bid is $7,000.
Does anyone get to 8?
$7,000?
What?
What's the fee for your burger?
Maybe she'll feed you too.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Please, let's get this over with.
Amber, Amber, put it on the ensemble.
We do have a
Yo, call me tiny and let's thank you guys for all the gifted subs very I appreciate you both. Thank you next to the stage
we are going to call a
lovely
A
$10,000
$10,000
Who said that?
What is happening?
$12,000
Oh yeah, keep it coming
uh oh
well a tiny appreciate you but seriously thank you
oh shit
and explain the patriarchy to you like a man should
what?
12,000 in one can we get to 13,000
in for Mr. Buster
oh Max
Max is big
like the big ball is for Mr. Buster
12,000 in one dollars
$13,000 $13,000
You liked it
$13,000
If you want to get kicked to the face ladies, I'll do it for you
$13,000 showing once
$13,000
Going swine
Hi!
Thank you so much. I really appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you.
Next to me. I mean you look like a cake. Oh, right everyone
Next up a bitch. We're going to call out miss Tigress
Hello honey
Now the
mixture that you've come for the war but stay for the
With ears like that. I wanted what she gets up to you know. Oh my god
Thank you so much. I appreciate that. Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you. Thank you.
She is gorgeous like that, and she is so beautiful
And I'm sure you'll have an amazing time
$6,000
What you guys think
$10,000!
Who are you?
$10,000!
$10,000!
Do we have
$10,000 every day?
Thank you for the 20!
Thank you so much!
$10,000!
$10,000!
You sure?
$10,000!
$10,000!
$10,000!
$75 going twice and stole $7,000 from Tigris.
Beautiful.
Way to go, honey.
Go, Kirk.
Well done, honey.
Go ahead and give your pals.
Great job.
What do you mean?
I was already with him.
You've been up for Tigris.
Was it over here?
Yeah, it was.
Alright, alright, alright.
Next up, we are going to go and...
Oh my god. We're gonna go ahead and call
Gertzquake! What?
Gertzquake, let me see what you got over here.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, doesn't it make me want to drink some honey?
That's five slabs of dollars.
This is for Mr. Gerthquake.
Do we see three?
Five!
$5,000 for Mr. Gerthquake.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah.
Now Mr. Gerthquake is a sweet man.
But he has a dark side to him, too.
And I'm sure you'll all want to see.
That's Ken Summer.
Do we see $5,000?
I
Lifetime
I think you're gonna need to go to six
We have the five
Why don't you say yourself earthquake lure the people in
Oh, yeah, I know four nine if she wants to go five
if you want to do it'll be like your very own anime adventure
oh my god
anime is coming today
that's right
i'm gonna hentai if things get a little
what?
what?
i'm like a big boss
i wish i could have fought it
$6,000, $6,000, beautiful, do we see seven?
Oh, so sorry, did you go out there?
What if I die?
$6,000 for the anime date of your lifetime.
Whoa.
All right, $6,000 going once?
That's what I'm saying, man.
$6,000 going twice.
I just realized, I just realized.
Let me get you a motherfucking dick!
Yeah!
Come on down, Louie!
Woo!
Louie Barrels!
Woo!
Woo!
We're holes!
This Italian is ready to...
God!
Oh my God!
Look at this!
Ladies, we have beautiful $1000 for this!
$5000!
Over here, $5000!
Do I hear 4,000 for Mr. Louie?
$3,000!
Say, man!
Giddy up, cowboy! You know what they say, ladies!
Sometimes the best thing you could do is save a horse and ride a cowboy!
And this'll be the date of a lifetime!
Do we have $4,000 for Mr. Louie?
What'd you just do to me?
Oh
Thank you so much, Louis. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, my goodness.
Now, I believe we got one more contender for the night.
Let me double check here.
Uh-oh.
I think I can get another drink.
All right, everyone. We have one black person left for tonight.
Jack, come here.
No, Santos is a breaker.
Hello, man. The one only ex-criminal. Oh
Officer and
Last name minds come on out
Oh, wow, I got both of you.
Wow.
$50,000.
Oh, my God.
He literally doesn't have that. I'm sorry.
What?
He doesn't have it?
Oh, no.
Oh, I could have.
Okay.
Why don't we take the bidding back to $20,000?
Do we see $20,000?
23,000 for Ms. Wraith on, like 15 or 15.
You think you speak up, buddy?
Who's that?
Okay, we're still at 23,000.
24,000.
Fuck you, Mickey.
30,000.
Oh.
Oh, my goodness.
$60,000 for Ms. Wray.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God.
My God.
That day is well.
$67,000.
$7,000.
What?
$7,000.
Give me a hug.
I'm a judge.
Give me a hug.
Oh, my God.
$7,000.
$7,000.
Just give.
Oh, my God.
$8,000.
$8,000.
Just give.
Oh, my God.
$8,000.
$8,000.
$8,000.
$8,000.
Are we sure that we have this money to spend?
Yeah.
It's a hundred!
Guys!
It's a hundred thousand dollars!
What?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Whoa!
What?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Is there anyone else that's got this hundred thousand dollar...
...told you it's gonna be a hundred thousand?
It's a hundred thousand dollars.
One hundred thousand dollars.
Come on, Jack, it's your time to shine.
Oh my god
A hundred and ten thousand dollars for miss Raymons
A hundred and ten thousand dollars
What?
What?
120?
Yeah, why not?
100 and 20,000
That's two trinkets
Okay?
I'm going once
for a refund
125!
Wait, what?
What?
I was getting a game saying
anyone
We have enough for a hundred and fifty.
Oh, shit.
Is anyone brave enough to re-getting that high for Miss Raymond?
A hundred and fifty thousand!
What's that?
Which clown was that?
Jack, it's your time.
We need to confirm that it was a real dig.
Jack, two hundred bands, let's go.
Doc, two hundred dollars.
What?
Who said it?
No.
All right.
One hundred and twenty-five thousand dollars.
Two twenty dollars.
Should I sabotage it?
Yes.
And the clowns would say two hundred?
No, wait.
Twice?
Two hundred thousand dollars.
Even that money.
Ignore it.
Ignore it.
Ignore Jumbles.
He doesn't have money.
He doesn't have money.
Every dollar people give him money.
Two hundred dollars.
No.
Two twenty dollars.
Two twenty dollars.
Two twenty dollars.
Two twenty dollars.
Two twenty dollars.
Two twenty dollars.
Two twins!
Klingon, come over here!
Nice Twinkles.
So funny!
Nice!
Great job!
Congratulations!
Twinkles, come over here!
Wow!
So good.
Great socialize, meet some more people, and enjoy!
And if you did, be a good member, be sure to enjoy this video!
Thank you so much for coming down and put it beautifully back.
We got to tell them about the deal.
Tomorrow.
I'm in the wrong.
Who's that?
I'm talking about.
I'm talking about.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm talking about.
It's my being.
They and me are like,
No, no, he doesn't have any money!
He doesn't have...
any money!
Oh, shit.
Alright.
Get ready for the drama chat.
I hope she's mad as fuck about it
My head hurts
Help!
I have a head, oh hey hey Dumbledore
Hang on!
I can't take your money
Go away, go away
It's not, go away
Pizza!
I have two hundred dollars, here you go Dumbledore
Okay
There you go
Go buy yourself some luck
Thank you
I mean I got plenty of aura, but I keep that shit hidden.
Hey taxi, please help me.
Taxi, alright.
Taxi!
Hey sir, I'll pay for the talent if you want to pull up and grab this guy.
Help!
How's the VU?
Okay, I'll pay for his help.
Oh, okay.
I'm off.
I am inside the VU.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
There he is.
Come here right now.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Godfresher
It's here as you shop people are very much we want to I love them surprise
Great see my car is on the window back
Yeah, great. See sir
Okay, okay, I
Will get my car and I'll be back
Good question
Awesome
It's going it's going yeah this morning when I went to get checked there. I'm DT everyone's not about a new
thinker
Travel safety, okay, just say for
Hello?
It's fun. It's fun.
Oh, I'm glad you don't hit it.
It's fun.
Amber has a gun.
Amber and your gun.
Who's the gun?
Amber.
Amber has a gun?
What was your- Amber has a gun.
What was your name?
Dumbbell.
Okay.
Amber has a gun.
Well I mean yeah I mean you got it you got it sir sir is it you said I don't have a
surprise I usually trust people how much I want okay what's your bank account
number my bank account number would be zero zero one zero five nine
Twitter this better be good this better be good this better be good
Thank you
I'm taking to your feet
Bye bye
See you
Hell yeah
I'm good
Okay
I'll take that for you
Okay
He paint?
Yes
He paint a thousand dollars
Wow
Which?
Yeah.
Which?
She's like...
Yeah, that one is actually the person who played me the most.
Ever since I started doing this.
Which?
Who played...
Who played second most?
Ah, I believe it was...
Wendy earlier.
Who played first most?
Who played what?
Sorry.
First most.
Uh...
That...
I actually don't remember.
Who played first most?
I know I was first one.
Oh, fourth most?
Uhhh...
Who mumbled number five?
Oh, nope. I- I- I had so many customers at this point, it's not fair.
Nice.
And so I saw you. Can't see her.
Hey. Good song.
Yeah, good song, I'm told. Good song. I liked it.
Okay.
Okay.
That was an amazing song.
Okay.
I think we're dying the walls.
Okay.
I got four yes.
You can't do them all out front, huh Spiles, every shoot, every hard work, yeah, when you're
famous it can be kinda fun, just for you, but no one discover.
Hell yeah.
That was not a really caring singing.
You can't bathe both worlds. Take an eye shot like I show.
They show.
It's banana-mo-panas.
Oh.
Yeah.
Banana-pananas.
I mean, you said creep seats, so I can assume you want that to come here.
Thank you.
Welcome, Dumballs.
Welcome on.
Okay.
Hell no, Dumballs got no key.
I
Small dream papers what the fuck that was just found $2,000
This is what the rooms look like when they're open.
what the rooms look like when they're not finished. So this is what everybody else sees that doesn't have a key.
Who won the auction?
Twinkles, right?
Dude, I was hoping it was gonna go like
band for band. It would have been so fucking-
That would have been cinema.
I was- I was caught at the same time,
it would have been really funny if the clowns lost.
Cause Amber would have had to fucking blow someone's brains out in there,
and it would have been so fucking funny.
Oh, dude.
dude is it bad that i that i'm sad we didn't get the
how come
like as you imagine
Benji, Benji won
and Embertson
pulls out a gun and pulls it in front of everyone
it would have been funny
all right
Jess should we go back to Chatterbox
Yeah play Dumbles again later.
He needs to find out.
Well, not necessarily.
Oh.
Oh
Let's a good event who threw that Jordan Miles through that event, right?
Yeah, that was Jordan Miles this event
And people get mad that Jenna got her invite bro
Pfft. She throwing a vent already big events. Come on, bro. Now hold it down, Jenna. Hold it down there, sister, Jenna.
Alex Pug, thank you for the 10 gift did. Appreciate it. Thank you.
The clown's opening one another. It's funny. Dude. Happy? So funny. It's going once, going twice.
he just goes I can't remember the number he just goes $50,000
clouds are sabotaging the price on each other
that was so good
now they did it yeah they did it the right way they did it the right way dude
Oh, let's see.
Oh.
Shit!
Not going on the date with you.
Help!
Okay, I think they found it.
I find money.
Hello?
We found...
It's the money.
$2,000.
Two thousand dollars.
$2,000.
Yeah, over the...
Yeah.
And they must have done it.
Your money?
Sanitation people.
No, it wasn't mine.
It was for sanitation, but I don't know if they...
Oh.
They said they...
Double sneaky is the man of the house now.
He's...
He's believing money for people that come take care of the place.
Okay.
I'll put him back.
Oh, my...
Your money.
Two thousand dollars.
Yeah.
Two foul in Donbass.
Did they clean this place up?
No, they haven't.
OK.
I'm sure they'll get to it, though.
Whammy!
Whammy!
Help me!
Yeah, hi, Donbass.
Help!
What's up?
What's up?
In Donbass.
This is Wok.
Wok?
Do you want to go in, Donbass?
Yeah.
OK, but you have to be good.
Thank you.
Welcome
Let's go take a selfie in Kirk's room
What the big fill finish your shit big fill that looks terrible
Tessa finish your shit
Raina finish your shit
There you go.
This guy lives on socials bro, he replies to everything.
Dumped tanker. Dumbles doesn't know how to do that.
I guess get taught that first.
Why is this at his door?
Who's this?
Hey Chad, listen. Listen.
Listen, even though it didn't go the way I was hoping it was going to go to where there
was going to be a fucking big war, now the clowns have money, bro.
Now the clowns got money.
They can do it with what they need it.
They can use it to, you know.
So it was a win-win, like the whole thing was a win-win, I guess, right?
It's sneaky bit on Wendy.
I don't know.
I wasn't really paying that much attention.
I was like, I was, I don't know.
There was just a lot in there.
Yeah, I'll go back.
I'm going to go back to chatty now.
I thought the clowns would come up here so we could fuck around, but.
We'll go back to chatty and then we'll, uh.
I can't log up.
No.
Three-start the entire client.
You know what's fucked up, chat?
Now next time Dumbled's log, log's in.
If the doors are locked, he's locked in the house if no one's there.
We're going to have to call 911 to get the cops to let him out.
Say we're trapped.
Oh, man, oh, man, I'm gonna go to my kids right back.
We're loading.
We're loading in though.
you
Okay, don't fuck up, Chatterbox. Don't fuck up. Remember, you need to switch characters
before you press enter a million times. It's good that Chatterbox wasn't there because
you would have let off with Rinnikei. I'm not going to lie. If Chatterbox was able to
to be there. I would have sabotaged every penny. I would have sabotaged every penny.
Stingray, thank you for the five gifted. Alex Pug, thank you for the ten gifted. I
can't remember if I thanked you already, but just to make sure, continue as Jager Durarty,
we were on doubles. Okay, I'm just going to make sure.
Alright, champ. Now we got to do some good acting because we
don't chat about it doesn't know the outcome. He has no shit.
And I'm kind of hoping nobody tells him nothing for a bit
We lost everything right yeah
Are you gonna get that are you gonna get the scars? Oh, absolutely 100%
100,000% pay
all the beers gone yeah carmine got it that bitch carmine got it
your carmine was so fucking funny today man
out. Damn! Let's test the phone again. Benji, call. Ring ring, ring ring. Nah, it's
fuck
yo hello golfer benji
yeah it's fucked
I can't close this again. Fuck!
No! Let me close- AHH!
Wait, you know what I'm saying?
I'm going to crash out!
Oh, there we go.
Now we just have to wait, chat.
We got to wait.
Just see if anything happens.
I'm not within a call in the clowns. Anyway, I was just gonna do prank calls
Just catch out we were there, so I'm not gonna I'm not going to what's it what I'm looking for
Fuck I'm not gonna
Call because I know I know if I call one of them, they're just gonna give the answer and I don't want to do it like that
Let's sit outside, fuck it.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Oh, you can sit in the benches?
No, wait, what am I doing?
I keep forgetting to get my free meals,
because you can only get them once every hour.
Yeah, Chad, they'll get the chatterbox when it gets to the chatterbox.
Chad, you ready for my prediction?
You guys ready for my prediction?
You guys ready for my OOC prediction?
I predict she's pissed.
We'll find out wait oh
Oh man can you imagine if we could play Hoops?
the
area
It's Friday night.
Midnight Friday?
I thought it was like Friday at like 9pm.
Isn't that when I got put in?
Like 10 Eastern-ish? Yeah.
That's what I was thinking was gonna happen.
Oh, somebody's here.
What's fly around?
Hey!
I thought Flora went to bed. Oh, no, he was at the auction.
The clock thing with, uh, Attorney General is at 6.30 p.m.
6.30 p.m. What time is on, though?
Okay, wait, no, you guys can do math, okay?
You guys ready for math?
All right, here, here.
We'll solve this right now.
What I'm about to show you is in minutes, right?
It's in minutes.
So whoever likes math, time remaining.
There's 4,465 minutes remaining.
Time are we out on Friday?
See ya man!
You didn't see me?
what's up dude are you telling me you saw me working out and you didn't even come
in there and say hi I've been sitting out here I didn't I didn't even know
you were here
hold on let me get dressed I'll be right back it's Carmine gone
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you.
Oh, yeah, he, he, he, he, no, oh, yeah.
Oh, thank you, I, I hate that guy.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, good.
You don't have to stay here, Flarell.
You go go do your thing, man, I'll be okay.
You want some visitors?
I don't, yeah, whatever.
I'm just here, man, I'm just doing my time.
You wanna hear about what happened today?
I don't know.
We got good news or bad news, Flarell.
We got good news
The fun house account that three hundred and thirty eight thousand dollars and now it's that two hundred and seven
Wait, how much it okay wait so we won
Yep
Was only just over a hundred grand
125,000 these people are moron kind of well that's because we're bidding against each other
yeah yeah you know emberg i wish i was 67,000 and then i heard somebody else say something so then i
said 80,000 and then nappy was like what are you doing you're betting against us just wanted so did
Did anybody outside the cons bid?
There was a few, yes.
But, you know, Lugos came pretty hot.
He came out with the 23,000 round.
My mans, my mans.
and then the next bid was 25 and then it went to 30 40 and then he said 55 and then somebody
else brought it up to 70 000 and or 67 000 that was ember and then kirk bid and then happy bid
and then i bid and then kirk bid again and then carla bid and then twinkles ended up with 125 000
I'm just letting you know the pay phones in here are broken.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When you call someone, you dial somebody's number, it dials two numbers.
Like it'll dial the number you call and then automatically dial I think the number of the
phone you're calling from.
So automatically hangs up the phone so you can't talk to anybody.
I am yeah I told the maintenance guy already so hopefully we'll get fixed at some point
Yeah, so.
That's not okay.
Yeah, she's fine.
That's alright.
The vanilla is on.
Good.
It's not a dumb deal.
That's not good.
Oh, yeah, I forgot he bet he bet one for hi Tessa got a box is out of a cell if you want to come and visit
Hello
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
have you want to bring some people to that's fine that was so funny I knew
no one was gonna be the last bit it's too bad they didn't say not too bad
you're paying the 200 dwingles that's too bad that was so funny
chat a box what do you think if I open up the arcade if you can get on a later
I will force Scotty tomorrow to feed nothing but beer and burger shop.
You're not coming, are they?
No, they're coming.
I'll play at some point tonight, I guess. Which game, though?
The racing parking.
I could do that?
No.
Oh, and I got some soap for you. I figured you might need some soap.
So I got it
We got so I do okay, and that's want to make sure you're clean in here
I'm gonna get dressed over back
I'm gonna tell the clowns to let her uh
Yeah, wait, to use that time to let her go hang out with her friends.
I don't know when it starts though.
Yeah.
They're good.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I thought I remembered this one.
I thought we'd do enough freaking out for him here.
Okay.
You're fucking serious.
What's going on, baby?
Not gonna lie, man.
I know you're going through some things.
The other day, I saw a side of you that I've never seen.
I just want to know how you're doing.
not good
I just wish things could go
back to the way they were before and I'm not saying that like I wish like if
none of this ever happened it would have met you guys you know I mean it's just
that one particular thing I just I can't get I just can't get over how good life
was at one point. You know what I mean? How fast it fell apart.
It doesn't mean it can't be done.
I don't know.
The things are happening that, like, didn't ever happen before.
I never would.
I mean, I get madder, but not like that, like today.
You know?
Yeah.
And then she walked out on me twice.
Three times, in fact, and...
Do you think she's walking out because she doesn't know what to say?
Or do you think she's walking out maybe because she feels very strong for you and doesn't
know how to give in?
between those two and I guess I guess maybe I did change
What do you think, Chance?
Chill.
I think this is probably the biggest reason why I never want to accept who I was.
Trying to accept who we are inside
is one of the hardest things
we will go through
on a personal level.
I might not understand any old change, but I've definitely gone for a change of tone.
And we're skipping.
You have so many people who care about you and love you, and that has your back.
I mean shoot all the clowns were bedding against each other today just to get her home
And then celebrate afterwards
True celebration doesn't start till you're home
Okay to scare to change that makes me happy and all fly wrong, but I can't be there that's the
Even if I wasn't locked up, I couldn't be there.
What was that?
We just can't.
That's the only way that I know how to fix this.
So we shall never do it.
Why don't you think she'll ever do it?
I guess it's a risky.
Not that she totally understands where my plan is, but I don't know.
She just assumes I give up.
A box you've never, for many years that I've known you've never been a person who gives
up. You're very persistent. And one thing that I've learned from being a clown and hanging
around is life is boring unless you take risks. Maybe she just needs to have her eyes open
I guess they just called me by the way.
Yep, I'm on my way in with them.
Yeah, those two doors typically until we come through and I'm going to have to talk to them.
Yeah, I appreciate that. Thank you.
Bye-bye.
That's us here.
I'm here with the man, and whatever you say stays between us.
I'm not one of those gossip girls that goes around and tells everybody tea.
It's actually when it hurts the soul.
And I can tell that your soul's hurt right now
I don't like to see my friends hurt
Thanks for them
Let's see your mom. Oh, I got a bunch of new things for you. Okay, I did
Tell you wonder here, but that's technically not allowed because you always
This is true.
I'm just trying to feel better because I technically lied to her but I didn't technically
lie but I technically lied.
I don't like lying.
Well that's just funny.
Did you hear the sirens out there?
Yeah.
What's that?
They're all over the place.
That would be a police car.
Oh, this is...
Okay.
Yeah, you can hear him from far away.
Hey, so Amber didn't have to shoot no one then, I guess, huh?
Nope.
Is it bad that I kind of was hoping for that outcome?
Is it bad that I was hoping them for this...
Why do you think I was there? I was seeing her just shoot somebody.
Hey, what if... Do you know what kind of gun she had?
She said she didn't have a gun, but then when I walked outside, Jordan was like top cop saying that
saying that Ember had a gun and so I called Ember was like hey if you've got a
gun you might want to leave.
She thought her job was to go in there with a gun she didn't want to kill her.
I think they were pretty much scared of how much money the clowns are throwing
around.
I'm kinda scared.
I got your food too by the way here.
I don't know if you have any money on your commissary.
Appreciate that man.
Hi Tazza.
Hi.
There's the water.
Hi.
I go my well going to fly room.
Well, for bidding against each other, yeah.
Yeah, that would have been funny.
Yeah, that would have been funny this year.
I.
Yeah, I hate it here.
what? I don't know. There's just something about us being like really able to lock it
in really easily without having to spend $125,000 and just sitting there in a chair knowing
that I can't afford to pay my medical bills, and hearing Ember drive up the cost by 20,000
increments at a time, just, you know, just, it just feels kind of, I thought I was going
to go into orbit. In my chair, I was gripping it so hard.
I mean, we got extra money in there that you can use for your medical now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was it was Twinkles Kirk Ember.
Happy.
Dumbbells even tried to jump in with anyone.
Why'd they even let that guy in the building?
Honestly, I'm not sure. They tried to kick him out, but I paid for his costs.
He ran in without money.
I just tossed him $100, said just let him go. If he does anything, kick him out.
The phones in here are broken.
You think you could tell some tell one of the clowns to sneak the interval
Carmen got mine
But it was worth it I lost it and it was worth it though I took over the DLC today
I got them all in handcuffs.
I smoke, I smoke Carmine.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Oh I smoke Carmine and they went, they went crazy.
Chattie, I was getting dressed at the Barbershop on Elkin.
And I think I heard the alarm from all the way down there.
It's that loud?
I knew I was here and it doesn't sound like a prison one.
Yep, it's the same thing.
That's really funny to me.
I beat the bricks off a car mine.
I took his handcuffs and cuffed him on the ground then fly around tried to stop me and I tased him
That's good he deserves it yeah, he does I hate him
And then she was here today
something go great, but our mind came in and
Start doing his boy up and then when everybody left he tried to
Dude, Carmine thinks I beat him up again in there!
Can you explain what happened with the talk?
Uh, yeah, I just...
Did she tell you the things that she told me?
Not really, about kind of like...
Because Twinkle said something was mentioned about the deadline and really need to know if that came from you or from her. Oh
It did not come from me. She said it
Okay, I didn't I wasn't gonna say that you said nothing
She brought all that up still time whatever
He was I will think of something. I'll think of a plan. I'll think of something. This is gonna be fine
my dad he loves me he loves me he was there at least he was there
so I think she's brainwashed now she said like he helped her with her brain
so I don't know I was a jerk though
She kind of walks in there like, hey, like, nothing's like nothing happened.
I'm like, oh, don't you think I this, don't you think I that, right?
So me too, right?
But she says she gets it.
She goes, I know I get it, but she doesn't.
She thinks she does, but she doesn't.
It's like I don't understand, obviously, what happened with her.
But she doesn't really want to say it. She doesn't want to really talk about it.
So we argued.
Carmine came in, started, started as a bullie, but she, she walked out.
She just assumes that she's like, I changed. She says I changed.
that, oh, you used to do this and that, not just give up. Like I gave up. And when I was
doing things it's like ruining everything it's it's yeah I can't like sit down and
talk there with this plan when there's people around that's another issue I
know people are listening at the door
Listening at the door?
I'm sure there were.
Which door?
We were up in the office.
Because if we were in here, people would listen anyway.
Oh.
Yeah.
Um.
Question.
When the clowns won.
Yeah.
Did you hear after that?
Um question when the clowns won. Yeah, just here after that
Everybody kind of dispersed and I went off kind of man. I got hit by Clark
What?
I had to get medical with Matt and
Give me a ride here
We were making fun of Mickey being out in the street and then a car veered off of the
street to miss Mickey and hit both of us.
But when I was getting her attention, she did call and she asked if I knew about the
plan to bid on her and I was honest.
I said, yeah, there's a little plan.
I'm looking to lie to her.
She said I was okay.
She sounded a little confused or,
I think she was surprised that there was that much money.
Yeah.
I'm not sure how she's receiving it right now, um...
I'm hoping she's not upset.
Well...
Oh well.
She asked why and I said, well, I'm going to spend time with you.
She's true, you know, that is the fault of it, that's the whole point of it.
So, we'll see.
Well, I'm glad she called you.
At least she's comfortable with you, you know what I mean?
I hope it stays that way, but...
I don't know.
I'm not sure if I'm doing right by her right now.
Is she doing right by you?
Right by me?
Am I doing that?
Is anybody doing anything right by anybody right now?
I don't think there is.
I don't think there is.
Anything right to do?
I really don't.
The plans are going to have a little meeting at the funhouse to talk about things.
I guess, I'm not sure.
I think, maybe it'd be good if you guys all talked.
If you wanted to call them down or whatever.
Yeah, I mean, sure, if they want to come down here,
it'd be cool.
I'm not really sure what they're meeting about.
Who's calling it?
Well, Marina called me to it
and happy was going, and twins and sneaky, and I think Ember, right?
That makes me happy. I'm glad they're actually doing that.
They just ask what to do with the money, and um...
That's good. That's relieving.
Yeah.
Sorry, I stored it back here, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
yesterday. No, I'm sorry. I was a jerk. That topic is just. I know. I was gonna try to
I should apologize to Amber too.
Why?
I think I made her think I was mad at her.
She's mad at the situation.
Yeah.
She internalizes things.
So I know she was trying not to intrude.
I just wanted her to think that I was that.
Mm-hmm.
I...
It's a bad that I'm happy to be here right now.
No.
But what about it? It's helping.
Well, nothing's helping.
It's just...
At least I don't have to watch, you know what I mean?
That makes sense.
What are the odds you think she'll come back here?
Is it the prison?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think that depends on how she gets asked here.
Do you want to try to talk to her?
I'd like to.
I'll get you a phone.
Do you still have the numbers?
I do, yeah.
You want me to go do that?
No, I have to.
You ever get bored?
Something to do, I guess.
Maybe you should take some of that money and go get to the doctor too, Tessa.
What's the point?
I'm just going to get sick again.
Let's take a gun I did within two days
What did you do though explain I think it's my diet
You think so just eat donuts
I can't eat other stuff can you eat cheese pizza?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what the 24-7 is cheese pizza.
I think it's the food there that should be gross.
Yeah, I just had a burger shot in that place thing great either.
I don't I don't want to eat there
Right if they have food for me, which they don't
Make sure I could eat the fries, but if there's some pictures on Twitter of them peeing in the
I mean the fruit stands with the cafeteria the hospital they had like flower always goes
there to get food can't afford it you remember it's $30 a donut well not I don't get donuts
there. Different food that's more filling. Everything else is more expensive. Well,
Tessa, remember when you like took all that money out of the the bar years ago?
Well, she's run that back. Now's the time.
You think so? I thought I know so.
So if you're going to get mad at you because you need to eat, that's crazy.
Alright, I'll try, I did take some of the stuff from the house and brought to the pawn
shop today.
I worked a little bit, but then I got my fine in the mail and it's $3,000.
Oh, that's a key I should give me a favor.
I got a notice that something's in the Fun House mailbox and I have a feeling it's that
$100,000 fine.
Oh my god, you ever check the mail and you see my name on it you you can open my mail if you're curious
Okay, I
Think it is the five okay
Hello
I'm visiting chatty
Yeah, what up, dude, yeah
Hey, what up, jailbirds?
This is me, the cop, you, the terrorist.
Besties.
What a world we live in, huh, brother?
Wow, who does the...
Bert, get me a phone!
Get you a phone?
Yeah, get me a phone, man. The phone's in here. Don't work.
I- I'm breaking no...
...how I would do that.
You just go buy another phone, walk in here and give it to me, you jerk!
Oh, I'm not...
I can just do that.
You can!
Kirk!
Yeah, it's searched when I come in as a pre...
No, no, you're a cop!
You just...
How far up on you're a cop?
You don't get searched.
He'll buy it.
These are on my duty belt, man.
So I can't even like
Why I want to let you in my duty
Don't just ask fly room for
She's on duty right now. You're not such a cat. So like you can't get in trouble because he cancels itself out
Jenny I'm on such then ice right now
And you are a chicken
Yeah, you're a chicken
Empty room grilled by Sergeant Bayo
about this here group chat where he read through 800 messages
and looks like I'm gonna be a problem.
Oh, not to mention, Mr. Dawson going,
Hey, Kirk, why are all your buddies saying
when you're off duty you're doing nothing but crime?
Oh, man, you fuckers put me on this-
I didn't say nothing! I've been in jail!
You fuckers, man, and then today I made it worse.
first, I'll go to work today. I want to go to this vanilla unicorn thing. Show up in
my underwear, first person I see, the commissioner and sergeant Bayo. And they were like, what
are you doing here?
Eugh!
We're gonna look at those kids in the lap dance with Matt Rhodes and Jonah Sloane.
Who walks in the rain mud?
No, that's cool. The lap dance?
What?
You said the dance from them, right?
No, not from them. With them. They took me back there.
Made me get a lap dance with this lady named Dixie.
Oh, I thought you were-
And the way he walked in on me!
She said I look like a pimp!
Do you think you'd be a good pimp?
Probably.
If your pimp lambs wrong?
Oh my god.
Probably.
I lie to that.
I think you should- you should be a pimp.
Can I be one of your pimp's?
No, no.
You wouldn't behave.
No, definitely not.
But I'd be a moony like her.
I tell you what.
First thing I see when I walk in,
there's Mickey and his underpants,
and then the second thing I see is Wendy
and her underpants, and then Kurt rocks up
in his underpants.
I was just surrounded by underpants.
Why weren't you with your underpants?
Because I...
I am not showing that much skin it's very freeing very relieving I like to let
knowing that my tits I can't get you
Chattie, you want me to leave? I'll go get one.
Yeah, I guess so, because Kirk's just my help man.
Maybe call Twinkle. Twinkle's I'll do it.
Twinkle's is my friend. He'll do it.
He'll do it.
Don't you- don't you do this shit to me.
You're a cleaner.
Alright?
Don't you- I have had one half-shift, and since that half-shift, you have asked me to get you to your day and smuggle you in a bowl.
What's next?
You've done neither my boss in the head. Yeah, if you're willing sure
I need to get my shit established for
Fying works
You're my friend right you'll get me a phone in prison, right?
See Kirk your jerk
right now you have been pushing my buttons since we can't fucking hole in the ground
oh yeah Kirk we're gonna do something with the money
I don't know how y'all could be playing while I'm sitting in jail
I specifically made my daggone roll ability to get in and out of the bank and
Be able to do other shit
And my plan was I was gonna take like 80% the money today and just get
Cousin oh, I'm a double that shit and then I wasn't gonna
Have the money back until like they absolute last minute
Okay, let me ask you again. How is that my fault?
Because you changed it.
What did I change?
You foiled me. You foiled me.
He had to take the money out of the account.
Well, maybe, Kirk. Maybe.
Maybe.
I failed to suit you.
Maybe you should have let me in on your plan, and then, you know, like we always used to do.
But no, no, no. Keepin' secrets from all chatterbugs, you know?
You know, whatever, big cops on your house.
New best friend is Kai, you better know, you know?
I'm the secret keeper.
Yeah.
You made me daggone go on a whole party
to get information from the Twinkles
that you told him to tell me.
All you needed to do was dial his number on your phone.
All you needed to do was dial his number on your phone.
And you didn't do it.
And you didn't do it.
You know what Twinkles said?
Twinkles said, uh, Twinkles doesn't know what you're talking
So that's not my fault! That's not my fault!
That's not my fault! That's not my fault!
So when I go to you and I say Twi-
Twi- don't know what the fuck he's supposed to tell me.
Why don't you just tell me and you go
Caaack!
I'm drinking!
Fuck you!
Hey, yeah, actually, speaking of that, can you give me some beer?
Have you sucked my dick from the back while I forked?
Kirk, I'm in prison. I'm in prison.
Okay, I'll drive down there.
Oh, now you'll come to prison!
Wow
Has never came to vision me once but now because you're like oh, I'm gonna get something out of it
I'll show up. Yeah, what the yuck?
How do you expect me to visit you while I'm you know you weren't that work you had to be with your pants off
Okay
the fuckers with the VFVU with their pants
They all came to visit me multiple times
I had my pants fully on, thank you
Well, I don't know how to say this, but next time take your pants off
They what?
What the heck?
What did he say?
Garg
He said next time take your pants off
Garg!
Garg!
Garg!
Yo, yo Garg!
You got to fit the vibe of the strip club. You don't want to look weirdo.
Okay.
Fucking weirdo.
Hey Kirk!
Kirk!
I don't have any phone.
I was the only one in a suit.
Yeah, you weren't the only weirdo.
Kirk, I need you to give me a phone buddy.
I'm not getting you a phone!
Alright, thanks, because I knew I could count on you, bud.
Probably. Probably.
We probably have to pay Kirk to get the phone anyway.
I'll give him some thousand bucks.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, we'll buy the storage unit right now with the remaining money.
Well, how much does the storage unit cost?
76K.
Turk was putting the remaining...
The remaining...
And that we're putting too much money.
give her some back.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
So, after done there, you'll come to the prison?
Okay, okay.
Kirk, you gonna come to the prison at some point?
With who?
Who's Gabrita?
Gabrita?
Yeah, me and Gabrita hang out all the time.
I fucks with Gabrita.
Who's Gabrita?
I'm Gabby.
Oh wait, isn't that Party Hardys wife or something?
Isn't that whose wife?
Party Hardys?
I don't think they're married.
He said it's...
Okay, are they together?
Yeah, but are you still with Party?
You're sick, Kirk.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Hello?
You're sick.
He said I'm sick because I'm hanging out with you.
And?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Who said that?
Gabby, I'm telling party.
You can't be yucking around, Kirk, like this.
I'm a fucking prick.
How about that?
My fan business, and shove it up your ass.
Alright, I'm calling party. I'm calling him.
Hear that? Shove it up your ass.
You know what, Kirk? Maybe don't come to the prison then.
You're a freaking ace.
I'm coming to the prison with good break.
I'm gonna deny your visitation.
And you know what? I'm gonna tell fucking my wrong that this is official L.S.P.D. business.
Like, damn, man, bitch, I have thank you.
I'm gonna get real bad, real good.
But you're not on duty.
I don't fucking clock on.
I don't think you will.
Yeah, I will.
Depends if my bosses are still...
They're mad at me.
Did they get mad at you today?
Mayo said to me specifically,
you need to understand
you present the police now
even when you're off duty
and then he just stared me up and down.
I told you they would tell that to you.
to you the exact three.
Ah!
Ah!
You didn't know, man.
And then I said, well, is this not a good representation
that spit yourself but don't be too much of you?
And I didn't know what it was.
I still gotta do this yourself.
I'm just gonna hang up.
I'll see you at the party, you fucks.
He's so easy to rage bait, Tessa.
Yeah.
We're sitting in the car going to meet up with Donny and he just sat there and
screamed at me for 20 minutes giving me the finger.
One of my favorite pastimes is when nothing is wrong.
Just just telling him to calm down cause he's overreacting.
And then he's talking and be like, oh, and I'll tell you what, no, like, that's what
he does.
He'll like, he'll stop talking suddenly and just take a deep breath when he's really
mad.
Yeah.
me to help her get a gun. Oh yeah? I don't really know how. Twiggles, Twiggles can help you with that.
I think I just need to get a box pick.
Hit the ammunition that you have to hit both registers. One of the registers have a key in it.
You take the key to the back, open the safe and most of it, he said he should have a gun back there.
You should take her to do that.
I'm sure she would have fun in there.
No, no, just hit and dip, you know?
Especially if you hit one of the most.
What's to happen?
If you just do it up north, you know, hit and dip, you know?
I mean, I mean, Kirk, Kirk, I mean, I'm not Kirk.
I mean, Twinkle will be able to tell you exactly because he's not, he's been doing it.
Did the clowns get Ray yeah start together and she stabbed the
She stabbed the clerk and robbed it and the cops showed up and I made the cops go inside the building to check it out and well
His partner was going in I made small talk with the officer
And when she was finally all the way in the building I got in the car and said I was stumbles fumbled and I took two turns and I lost
She thought I was a god.
You know, they call me two turns, Tessa.
She should have seen your stratum.
I miss blue.
Yeah.
I haven't seen a stratum since Ness took over, to be honest.
I might have discontinued them.
No, I say it's not so have you seen any
No
I said they were coming right yeah, yeah, they're coming
Scotty's watching this.
Scotty, is that you?
I thought you wouldn't be able to see me.
Well, I thought you'd run across the room.
But I assumed that you didn't have good peripheral visioning in the mask.
I thought that was kind of like,
but that maybe I was able to go quick enough.
No, no, that's true.
You're right in front of him.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess I was right in front of him.
You're hearing the tone of his periphery.
Did the fly around tell you what happened
in the prison today?
No, no, I did hear there was a report I need to read.
Do you want me to read it in front of you?
Sure, sure.
Yeah, read, read car minds and then read mine.
Wait, you guys did two?
I gotta read two, that sucks!
No, it's the same report, I just put my statement in with it.
Oh, okay.
Every car reminds me of it, so I have a feeling I know where this is going.
Flavron, is any of this something that would be considered privileged information or would be better not read and...
No, you can word for it, but...
Okay, typically I wouldn't do this, but I understand that you're probably bored.
Uh, Costello attacked by Chatterbox, who had a glass bottle that was broken.
Okay, what are we where'd you get a broken bottle? Hold on. This is not part of the report. This is me asking you directly
Where'd you get a bottle? It was in the yard
The grass
Fly around we got to get a discount from this janitor service that I that's ridiculous
Okay, cuz Stella was in by the attack before cuz Stella made contact with the clown the clowns
Wait clowns
Sorry, the clown is in the custody and control of another clown. Sorry. I meant to say guard
Anyways, when Costello confronted Flyrone about the weapon in the clown's possession,
he denied and claimed that Shattershit had no such tool on him.
He then proceeded to deflect, and my, a jest of the situation.
This doesn't feel like English, Flyrone.
What is this?
Yeah.
Farman was drinking beer and instigating with me.
Okay.
So I don't think he was even sober when he wrote that
Okay
Fly around was getting mandatory therapy sessions set up for inmate chatterbox wait hold on is this
Do you know about this therapy thing chatterbox?
Yeah, he had it already
You already had it. Yeah, wait. Why is your acting the same then?
and wait, what?
What?
That's the point, therapy is to make your brain act different.
Why are you acting the same?
It's a slow process, it can happen over and over.
It's like both of us.
No, no, no, I was way different after my therapy.
I was way more confident.
I won and he changed everything about me.
Yeah, but I already went in there confident.
I had Carmine in handcuffs in your prison.
You had Carmine in handcuffs in your therapy?
You haven't even gotten into my heart yet.
Okay, okay, sorry sorry
652 radio for 77's Jim pop to look for chatterbox 652
Had the whole gym pop on soft lockdown and six and let 667 threw big red
667 helped search for an inmate or for inmate chatterbox throughout gen pop inmate chatterbox was found in cell
Bo3 652 so told six sick go up in the fishbowl and lock cell a three six six seven went
the door. The door wall 652 one of the cell with inmate chatterbox muffled yelling was
heard 667 but none of the words could be translated 652 as 667 been the bo3 cell door 667 open
the door and let 652 out but inmate chatterbox slide through as well 652 and inmate chatterbox
Tussled on the ground and 6-5-2 went down.
A M.H. Hatterbox grabbed 6-5-2's cuff and taser
and proceeded to cuff 6-5-2.
When 6-7 was watching this from the fishbowl,
6-6-7, who is 6-5-2?
That's Carmine.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's Carmine.
Okay, yeah. So chatterbugs. What have we got? Shock therapy? You want to try that?
No! I don't need that! Well, like regular therapy, I don't feel like it's working.
What if we did like a little, like turn it up a little bit, huh? What do you mean, no?
No, no, no, no.
What you need to do is keep Carmine away from me,
otherwise these things wouldn't happen.
If these things only happen because Carmine let them happen,
he made them happen.
No, I know what it is.
I know what it is.
You need to have an anti-bullying presentation
by people on BMX bikes.
I think that's what it is.
I actually think that might be what it is.
You know what?
If you can make that happen,
I will absolutely, I will be, I'll behave and watch that.
Really? Yeah, absolutely. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Slarone! Slarone!
Wow, it hit my belly.
That's the best we need in sports athletes.
You can't come in with that.
Oh, I thought there was somebody.
I'll hold it for a minute.
I'll hold it for a minute.
What?
What?
There's no way Chatterbunks is Canadian.
He's from a flyover state.
From a grave seed.
Yeah, flyover state.
in Canada like who are those people in there that's Gabby she's here to
visit you not she kind of want to see her she was a jerk on the phone don't
do that no she wasn't you was a jerk I was a judge you're a piece of shit I'd be
nice to Gabby Gabby my homies my best one my best is homies we do fun
together and it's enjoyable and both rants to each other. Did you bring me anything Kirk already?
This was not my intent for the run.
Well look you know like you know like a pack of cigarettes or something that's that's probably
not an issue. Fly around. Yeah come. Whoa don't talk to fly around like that.
Now it's not good enough you really
pit me what do you mean
what is
that's not you gave me this you gotta get fly wrongs attention he's in
hours. Yeah.
You might show up about it.
You're a real chummy. You're a real chummy.
So how's it been in here, man? Pretty good.
I think the flyerone's been keeping me occupied, other than that, um, I timed my ceiling lighting my cell.
Timed it.
What do you mean you timed it?
I timed it, man. So, like, at night time, you lie in a bed.
Because, like, lockups, like, 1130 or something, or something, or something like that.
So, I timed it.
Every three minutes in whatever seconds, you get a flicker. You get a little flicker.
So I watched every three minutes flicker again
flicker again
Then I feel like a half hour
It was like three minutes and then like a millisecond or a couple seconds lower like faster
Say flicker faster. It's like by now since last night. It's probably like flickering every like
Maybe like half a minute
man in the laundry downstairs there's a washing machine that doesn't work we
like the you know those like old washing machines from back in the day when
it's done it'll go down Tomo yeah I'm raking I do what it does what it does
Every hour it'll go man, and then that's it even though it's not on
It's always about 1130 man 1230 man
1 30 man
So I know I always know what time I need myself you out of here right goddamn now. What do you mean?
Your ass is going fuck nuts. Well. Yeah, this is happening
It's how I tell time the you're counting the flicker and lights man
What's the door close to 1130? You're in your bed, right? 1230, man. Okay, it's 1230.
13, man. Oh, 130. Don't you just go to sleep. Can't. Try it.
Headbutt the wall. Why would I do that? I don't know your way out. Try it. It's all
sank redemption style. I don't have that. Using your forehead. I don't have an end cell. I have
a middle cell-ish thing. It's not even on the end. I can't tunnel up. Come to the end cell.
Can't.
You can only tunnel-ly it's like late at night, but late at night, you're locked up.
Don't let me out.
Brought Gabby with me.
He?
Yeah, Gabby.
Hello.
Hi, Mr.
Squash your beef.
You're right.
Watch this.
Hey.
Hey.
What?
Sorry, you stink really bad.
I just have to keep my bees over here.
Are you talking to me?
No.
Well, you're leaning pretty far from Kirk right now.
Yeah, I mean, really.
What the fuck, Gabriela?
Well, your clothes are making it smell a little better for you.
Yeah, dickheads, why didn't I?
I was gon' be a dickhead.
To get that job, you did finally have to take a shower.
Yeah, and they made me shave.
I didn't change my clothes.
Few days ago, I feel like you showered saints
Kirk you're supposed to shower every day
My god, okay
So the ox was fun. Yeah, actually was fun. Oh, thanks, Kirk. Oh, yeah, I won I won
But you were auctioned off. It's you you bid
No, I bid would you bid on?
Oh my god, how much did you pay for Carla?
Ten grand.
Oh, Kirk!
I was going to bid on tax me too, but they never come out.
Don't tell everyone my drama.
Why didn't you go, Gabby?
There was an error, you know, show business, that's the excuse I was given.
That was too old.
Oh, haha, so, oh my god, I actually didn't like it.
This is Gabby's. Oh. Oh. Oh. Are you leaving for some stuff?
No, Burke fell asleep on the toilet, so I gotta go let him out.
He fell asleep on the toilet. He's been asleep on the toilet for, I think, about 26 hours?
26 hours! You sh- aint dead? Well, that's how they got Elvis.
Alright, I'll be right back. You can get Bernie.
I know a guy that felt so happy one too.
Happy?
Wait, on who?
Yeah.
Tig.
Happy?
Bit on Tig?
Yeah, he sure did.
I saw him come out and I was like, oh, Happy's cooked.
I thought he won the VIP.
No, he won the VIP and he bet on Tig.
I thought it was... I thought he won the VIP.
No, he won the VIP and he bet on TIG.
Oh.
He caught out 6,000 and then for some reason, I don't know what happened, but I heard him say 7
in an interesting way.
Uh, shortly thereafter, when Kirk walked up to him, it was really interesting.
7,000!
Yeah, I don't know why he bit seven right after bidding six outbid himself
Kind of weird. Well, it seemed to be the clowns mission tonight
I heard everybody was the clowns is starting sabotage
Same money pot, which you know what I'm with that. That's not a funny
Yeah, I jumped it like
So funny I was really fun winning it like 23,000 we made it all the way to a hundred and like 30
Wait, so what no, I said we had the money outside of the
Outside of the clown door didn't stop like 23,000 or so
No, it was like all over so I I don't know I think people just thought it was a joke
So they just all started shouting out numbers and they had to run it back because it got up to like
I'm not sure who shouted 50
But apparently they didn't have the money so they they thought it was like people were looking
So they had to reel it back in and they brought it back to 20 and we got up to 23
And I think people still kind of thought it was a joke
I'm not really sure but then the clowns just kind of took over and it was the rest of it
was just the clowns.
Yep.
Amber at one point screamed, six, seven, nine, ten.
She did.
Yes.
She.
God.
We got to like 40,000 and then she jumped it to 60,000.
The group chat was blowing up.
tell an Ember to stop bidding this. You got up to like a hundred ninety thousand, I think
and I walked to have went just scream a hundred and ten, one hundred and ten thousand. Twiggles
was pissed. Twiggles couldn't even be mad. Twiggles was outbidding ever too, so like, I don't know
what the yuck. Well, I think that might be partially my fault. Every time he wasn't winning,
I'd walk up to him like, man, you know you're in charge.
You have to win.
You have to win.
And then he would bid.
And then I would go get someone else to bid over him
or I'd bid over him.
And then I'd just go back to that manager.
Who sent it?
I wish I could have been there.
That sounded like fun.
Wouldn't you buy it?
Ah.
I
Kept my month as an emergency fund
And it didn't get needed after
Spent it on Carla. Well, I'm glad everybody got them out because now there's money extra just a kid or
Diseases solved and
You sit with get that storage unit to as they've always wanted so it's good
I like fever again.
If you talk to Dr. Beef Tessa, he'll give you the discount.
Okay.
I've been hoping that they'll do like a, some kind of booster shot or something, because
apparently some people when they get cured, they never get it again.
And then some people they just gave me nearly after and that was me.
I had it twice.
I got the last treatment and I'm in the room.
Yeah, but it's about the research on their treatments, right?
So like sometimes the treatments are like they're good, but they're not great.
You know, like that's the one.
Because when I got it the first time, I was like, they said, this will help you now.
But like you're at risking it again.
The last two shots I got from Dr. Beef, he said they were great, and I should be okay.
And I've been.
What if we harvest people's blood who are immune to it and have no good and sick?
I haven't felt this one pixie wants my blood for.
Lily's already doing that.
Lily, excuse me, oh, Nana.
Taking people's blood?
Yeah, she's taking people's blood who haven't gotten sick
Yeah, Pixie wants my blood
Hey guys, can I tell you yeah
My deepest apologies for my unlanguage and my ugly attitude today. I'm sorry
I saw you through a pair of my head.
I mean, wait, what?
You threw a pair of-
Whoa, whoa, whoa. She blended into the room.
I had to pick it up because it almost hit me in the head.
I was pretending the pair was Molotov because I was really upset about getting skipped.
And so I turned to the crowd thinking, you know, Molotov.
And I imagined everyone- I didn't know she was there.
She didn't hit me.
I thought it was a potato, but it was a pear you saying it really missed you
It did pearly missed you. Oh my god. There's just a worse apple
There's a fucking delicious. I love Paris. Yeah, I love Paris. They're worse apple. No, they're delicious. Good crispy or not
pair
Yeah, like to me a sauce
Is there more than those two
Anyone sucks the phones in here
Oh yeah, I'll be like yeah, I'll be like, okay, then yeah, that way um
So they told me a way well
Talked to her after
Why is it so quiet
You know Gabby from Toy Story.
Twinkles?
Gabby.
Yeah Gabby.
You okay?
Yeah, I couldn't talk for a second.
Okay.
Loud voice.
Okay.
So yeah, she did talk to figures afterwards.
How was that?
Okay, um, so yeah, she did talk to fringles afterwards. Um, how's that?
Um, I first okay, so before that she actually bought twinkles and asked about the auction
Do you have any weapons? Don't use them if we were going if we were big got anyone
It was a lie to her and said yeah, we're bidding on a one because when it was be there
She believed it, but then I think yeah, she's like die. You were a bit
So she's mad at you for that
and now i'm being nailed against me
are you going to be on one team?
on one team?
I'm going to be on one team but i'm not on one team
it was none of us
oh that's so
okay none of you are going to be on one team
no no no
oh and what's it called?
see we
didn't believe
it took us pretty much
to go through that you know we had to run it back
that we were going to bet on her
Now all the clowns pulled one together to get her two kids to get that.
Um, and it just seemed like she was confused as to why we did it.
Girl, what kind of dog is that?
She was confused.
Okay, okay, well, that's fair, but like, when does it happen?
So you want us to do it before you get out of jail, right?
It doesn't matter.
Well, it goes well wanted to talk to her and see what works best for her and was gonna go
off based off of that
Well that day
She ain't doing no cap stuff. What one thing I need is that day
Good, you know have a good day with her whatever if she's gonna go hang out giggy whatever like let's let her be free to her
You know what I mean, but yeah
Just try to fit in a window where she has to come here
Yeah
Yeah, I got I got something planned to tell her for that whole thing
Yeah, but Tico's gonna tell her that you know that you were jealous and you were spiraling, so you know...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't tell her that, yeah, don't...
No, Tico's did it, Tico's did it!
No, no, no, no, no.
It didn't do that, it didn't do that.
Um, but, um, yeah, that's pretty much what happened.
Um, we're told what happened, you know.
Originally, we were gonna get her...
For not that much of that, the clouds started to get bigger.
I heard you know what I think this is really on brand. It's somebody is yeah, no it is it is so much is left now
Um
Some money we have 30 something thousand after buying the storage unit
Three we have 30 grand after that
Yeah, 31k. Yeah, okay
Tess is gonna need $11,000
For her cured. Yeah
And then the rest of that just do whatever like
I have plans when we get out.
I'm trying to get a house management role.
Oh wait, you can't.
Okay.
You should have that.
Yeah, but we're saying that we can give it a test.
But don't think Tuck is going to give it a test so you can take money out.
You should be able to.
You just put her, wait, is she not, she wasn't on the app at all,
but you have all the permissions.
You can put her on there.
You can add it on that.
Wait, is she not?
What does she not have?
I don't think she accepted the invite.
But she did yes, and now you can add her as the manager with you
Yep, now she can do it
It was rough I mean I was a jerk I mean I was a jerk but like men I'm just
She was a bit sad when we left though.
I don't like that either.
Yeah, she doesn't understand why you're so keen on her.
Well, I can't, I couldn't tell her there exactly why.
I know people are listening at the door.
I gotta be careful what I say because...
I need that and I don't know if she's gonna give me that
Yeah
It's important that we have that
I'll be awake again, I'll just be chillin, that's all it's ever been.
Okay, cool, I appreciate that, I took over the prison today, so they took all my stuff.
I had flyerone and carmine and cuffs, and the cuffs had to come here to save them.
Yeah, I smoked both of them.
Yeah, he did, he was instigating with me, heading up on the wall, he was taking all
my stuff, he was instigating, he was talking yuck.
So I know Flyrone helped me with this, but they have like a control room.
So he was ready to fly around to unlock the door so you can come in and grab the bottle
and stuff.
So he went in, but Flyrone locked it so he couldn't run out.
So I beat the brakes off of him there.
Then Flyrone opened it and then I drug his body out.
I took his tazer and his cuffs, I cuffed Karma, and then Flyrone had to do something.
So he came down with his tazer, but he didn't know I had one.
I turned around, I tased him, and then I put him in and cuffed.
And then as soon as I turned around, there was like 10 cobs of guns in my face.
Gee!
Yeah, they were here quick.
Yeah, so, uh, yeah, but...
Did he question how you got the, uh, the bottom?
Yeah, I said that, uh, it was in the yard, just lying in the grass.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Scotty was just like oh stupid janitor's just let it go
Wait what
Somebody took it with that getting your bottle would be easier to explain. Oh, I was it probably it was easier to explain
Yeah, you're gonna be a round off this time. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'll talk to you about this time. Is it bad?
I don't see your silence is telling me a whole story. Yeah, that sounds yeah.
Is something bad happening? It's important to have like kind of a consistent score.
I'm gonna talk to you about
So it's not bad
I'm confused some on the matter what which what matter exactly
And I think I was can maybe in 10 minutes
No
I wanted this manual.
What?
I liked it.
Eric was there.
Frank was there and John Bailey.
Why?
I'm not shocked they were there.
They were talking about bedding.
All of them?
Eric was fangin' both of them.
There's something.
It was all they hear because there was a lot of noise and I bought one of them tidbits.
You know which one?
Loads.
How much?
Hey, can I check? Can you give me a minute?
Oh, I just needed a sniff.
What?
Oh my god.
How much?
Okay.
Time to compare.
Yeah, I think it was like 40k.
I look pregnant you ain't never seen a fat person before
What is that?
I think you look big
Damn
I did 67k
Yeah I heard
Yeah the point was for me to do a bit 17k
But I still got 20
I did 50 so I did 67
Yeah that's a fine
All of all the fun started this thing
I heard of that
I heard of that. They were telling me that and I was laughing because that's on Brad.
Kirk!
I'm going to entrance.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, easy, easy. Don't stomp so hard.
Oh.
You know, like, you can look this crocs in the sun, Kirk. You can see the lighters.
My belly is built like a tum-fee, five-fold thumb. Nobody on Earth is as dumb as you,
Ember, you, Ember!
Oh, you better take this opportunity to get out of the prison for some bad happens, I'm
just saying.
stuff on a socials about me oh yeah can't can't spend 10k on the dates sorry your new
Yeah, is everybody waking up or is it we got some softies in here?
I took us waking up.
I'm gonna wake up.
I gotta sleep over here in this corner down.
I miss you, I miss you, smile.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, good call.
Oh, yeah, good call.
Black.
Good call.
Oh, Amber.
No balls.
You will beat the brakes off a Kirk.
No balls.
OK.
Ah, Jesus.
Now you're going to wake up all you're going to wake up all
you're going to get something.
No, you're going to be in the hospital.
Should have paid 10 grand, Kirk.
He's still a heavy.
I forgot you were fucking chatterboxes little bloop.
What are you talking about?
I was going to do my children's life.
Crack it!
Yeah, man, listen!
That was self-control.
Later back next time.
That was self-control, Kirk.
You're doing a great job.
Yeah, I got a good job, Kirk.
You come for the job.
Amber, one day you'll be your own fucking person.
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm not sure.
Hello these cats.
These cats are driving me crazy.
They're driving me nuts.
It won't shut up.
And we got to get another one.
We have to get another fucking cat, bro.
Why?
You're getting one more I know, I know, I know, bro.
How is Chaddy feeling?
He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
He doesn't know what to think, what to feel, how to feel.
It's a tricky situation, like it's a tough situation.
What is he to assume now, right?
The song is stuck in my head.
Okay, so I got checked.
Oh my god, please driving me fucking crazy
You
Okay.
Valkyrie must have higher prior or something than Chattie because she's already back in
the server.
Bro, of course she has higher prior than me.
Of course she does.
the goat bro. Damn right. As she should. Imagine having
Pryo. Sorry bro, sorry, broduck. Sorry brother. It'll, it'll come to you man. Use role play.
Use role play. Also cop. Look for Valkyrie that is me shit. Okay.
Chattie doesn't have Pryo, he has Potato.
No.
I have good Pryo.
It could be Chattie, they could have given me, like, they gave me a really good Pryo and they could have given me something worse than this, which wouldn't even be worse, but like something else, like, not even this high and I would still be super happy and thankful because
I, that queue is not fun to deal with and I don't have to worry about it.
So, it's like, I was really nervous about it.
I will admit, I was very nervous.
Yeah, they took care of us here, chat.
They took very good care of us.
Ray cried after that talk.
Well.
Oh, man, she's immersed. She is immersed. It was sad, bro. It was sad.
She acted so well. Yeah, dude, that's how you know she got it, bro. She has this shit
down but it's sad like it is like it's it's hard like we're obviously deciding
to make it hard like the hard you know like it's just that's but it's still
sad like we're still we we still feel bad too you know I mean for these
characters I do a lot like I didn't really want to do that but like it just
You know, you just kind of have like it was necessary like that that that that yeah
Shit is said
But it just adds more right like it's important to have that kind why why is this what we see
Ooh, let's see what he's offering.
What's that, pal?
It's the same shit.
Why do we need soap, though?
You can get the dice in the commissary.
So like what's maybe it's just something they just have it there for now, and they're gonna like give us different options later
Is what I'm thinking because you can just get it for three dollars at commissary
And I mean
Meredith thank you for the five gift. They appreciate it. Thank you everybody else for all the primes
The tier ones and tier twos. Thank you guys very much. I really appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys
How's your head?
No Wi-Fi?
Road to freedom.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, we're going to have to wait a bit.
Well, I'm sure everybody will be able to do that.
I'm sure they'll be back pretty quick.
Gotta get swore art.
I'm not doing anything that will involve more shipping.
No, thank you.
I'm good.
Oh, yeah, we have that fly wrong if we can get a bracelet on to go get scars
I forgot we got to do that
Yeah, three days left chat
Three days left what Friday Friday evening we're out of prison and chat about this is free and this terrorism thing is
Out of out of it's done. It's over with
The rest of the any other part that comes with it will be fun and not not jail no more risk
But it was still, I'm still happy we did it, because it was really funny.
And it was like, I don't know, the whole thing was really cool.
What did you do for the plea deal?
Well like, the cops rather you take a plea deal, they rather you do that.
Because it's easier for them, because then they have to go to court with you,
court with you, you have to prove that you're guilty when you're trying to
plead innocent and sit in court all day fighting with lawyers, it's better
that you just sign a plea deal because then they you're just saying you're
guilty and you're doing time and then they could just done, right? So that's
like what they like that they write I can imagine they rather that right and
for us in our situation chat we definitely could have fought for not
getting terrorism right from the get go but like why it was more role play to do
it this way I thought it was way fun it was way better do this way because we
got more role play because we got the not having a lawyer for an interrogation
is always way more fun because you could just yammer on right and they can pick up
on things and try to trick you whatever and shadow box is gonna spill right the
snitching that we did, the bail, they were really good to us, right? And look, we got
four years in prison. Chattabong has just to walk around with a terrorism charge now.
You know what I mean?
hey much can I post a clip for chat to watch is it a you can post a clip
absolutely as long as it's a twitch clip if it's not twitch I will have to give
you a permission to yeah you're good you can post your clip
89
I
Do what the plate is yes, I can
Play says BB XP UT 6 7
Bro why she looked mad why she looked mad
Good luck at the video. I love him. I love him
Yep
We need to confirm that a real bid.
Oh god.
We need to confirm that a real bid.
Rending wise the clowns are doing against each other.
Who said it?
Alright, $125,000, two twinkles, and once.
Go win twice.
They should have just ate that they should have just ate it and let it happen
fucking clowns want to keep their fucking money bastards bro let the money go
let it go oh my god wait is this what we're supposed to be doing I don't even
know we're just gonna do it complete set pull up so it is okay it was like yeah
it's about the funny not the money bro that's right
Burger Shot guy crashes.
Oh my, the harshest. I like this guy.
Weather and you have to bike. Oh, just like they do. Just like the poor.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, oh my, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what do I experience now?
Oh, oh my, the sadness, yes, yes, yes, yes, of course, it's a sadness.
appointment yes yes the feeling of losing is something amazing something
that took me from A to B having no way of escaping this horrible weather this
is dreary night I like him I chat I like this guy a lot this is this is that's
the type of guy that you get you know put on the things you know what I mean
because he knows what he's doing, he gets it.
Christ.
Hey man, how you doing?
Yeah, I don't care.
What do you mean you don't care?
I don't care.
Should I care?
Did I need to care about you?
It's like, you don't care about me, man.
You just sit there, you have all these comments
about me and stuff like that, right?
But like, at the end of the day, did you really give me up?
No, no you don't, all right?
All you care about is your paycheck, okay?
Because you wouldn't even if I asked right now,
hey, school, you wanna put a thousand dollars
on my commissary, you'd be like, no, chatterbox.
I'm not gonna put a thousand dollars on your commissary.
And you'd be like, oh, I could get so many different types
of shoes with that money, you shoes in fact,
you know, probably for like value village or something.
When did you become so nonchalant?
What does nonchalant even mean?
What is that?
It means, that's some sort of baby shampoo?
No, it's not a baby shampoo.
No, it's like a, when you're no longer Shalon.
Well, I don't know what that means.
Oh, here we go now.
With more loblos.
First car, am I now you with these loblos?
You know that I didn't go to college.
I never went to college.
I grew up in Yucca Grape Street for Yucca.
Oh, oh, oh, no, Shalon Chatterbox.
Oh, yeah, like I know what that means, okay?
Explain it, what do you, what do you use real?
You want to go pound for pound on childhood trauma?
I was homeschooled, I went to prom with my dog, okay?
We all had a troubled upbringing.
Well, you got taught at home?
Lucky, I was at home all the time.
No one taught me nothing, only bad things.
You went to prom?
What is that?
I don't even know what a prom is.
So, wow, thanks, I feel so much better about myself.
Oh, I bet you think you're so smart
that you could beat me at a game of chess.
I don't know what chess is.
Oh, you understand it.
Yeah, I'll show you, come on.
Okay, all right.
Stupid. So dumb.
Saying that I'm dumb when I'm not as dumb as him.
He is. Him is.
Who? Who's him is?
What is chess? What is this?
It's like checkers, but more confusing.
Oh, that's great. I'm already bad at checkers.
How am I going to play chess?
I can teach you.
Okay.
Maybe this is kind of your rags to riches.
Maybe eventually we, I don't know, you become a grand,
it's not grand, I don't know, it's not that.
It's a but a grand master.
Okay, what do I do here?
Scotty!
Okay, so you're going to the front row
that you have there, the ones with the little balls
for the head.
Yeah.
Those are called pawns.
Shatterbox, that's you. Part of a grand conspiracy, using you as just cannon fodder, while the
king makes all the moves in the back. They can move forward one or two spaces.
What? Who taught you that?
Maybe who taught me that? You said one or two spaces, we better go two, because I'm trying to kill you.
Okay, here you go.
Okay, now what?
Your pawn can either move diagonal to
I got it!
Well, I won.
Sucker.
combat log
you know the timing on that is you could you could time that better
you couldn't time that any better
to try the phone out
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la oh it's open
oh it's both open
I hear someone.
Wait, everyone crashed?
But me?
The chosen one.
The chosen one.
Racy's dumbbells again? Oh fuck.
Oh, is this when they run up?
What are you doing? What is-
What is-
Monster! Monster!
What you didn't run away?
Monster! Monster!
Who's the monster?
Monster! Monster! Monster!
Where?
What monster?
What monster?
Where?
It's you! It's you!
AHHHHH!
Stop running and she puts the wrench away!
It's monster!
AHHHHH!
It's okay, the monster-
Dude, she did not look impressed at all.
Shut up! Who is this? Hello?
She looks pissed!
What are you doing?
What is-
Monster!
What?
Monster!
Put your damn wrench away!
Monster!
Monster!
Who's the monster?
Monster!
Monster!
Monster!
Where?
What?
Monster!
What?
Monster!
Where?
It's you!
It's you!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Stop running at-
Put the wrench away!
It's monster!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Hahahaha!
It's o-
oh shit it's funny around the other side oh my god what is all these clips
That's enough now, man.
Okay.
Hey, again?
Yeah.
Dang.
Oh my god.
Oh, it's Marley.
Hey, Marley!
What are you doing?
I woke up in the parking lot and he passed out last night and said fuck it and I cuddled
up with a rock.
You slept in the parking lot?
Yeah, but good news.
What?
I got 78 beers for us.
Ha ha ha ha!
Power up! That's exact!
He's cheating, Marley!
Mom man!
Mom man! That's exactly what I need right now!
How's it going? What's happening?
It's so boring, Marley.
It's so boring.
There's so boring here, man.
Scotty was in the yard, but then he
laughed, and I don't know where I have him, so I'm just waiting.
I'm just waiting.
Well, I hope he gets here after flyerone so he doesn't search me.
To say it's how much like it's my medicine.
Yes, medicine.
Yeah, you needed to stay calm.
Yes.
Yes.
I actually kind of feel like that.
If I don't have one every like couple hours,
I kind of want to start rippin' faces off.
Man, you have got a problem.
Man, I think that one day we're drinkin' all day changed you, man.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, all right.
I'll go check and see if there's anybody around to let you in.
One minute.
All right.
I don't think, I think this door is supposed to be closed.
I don't know what's going on.
Oh, Scott is at the game.
Your stuff. No, no, you can't clean yourself.
So I don't know what he's doing, but there's people here at the back. So he might be a minute
All right, I'll just yell at him and let him know you're here
I
Huh
Okay
Oh, we have to check the pay phones, let's try it, let's check the pay phones.
Oh, Flutter on tier.
Oh, I hear Scotty too.
No, these folks are fucked.
They are FUCKED.
Okay, I get it.
I get it.
You guys scared?
What happened man?
No, I didn't arrange- who's that?
I don't know.
I get it.
I can't.
The phones don't work properly.
What do you mean?
Make a phone call.
You'll see what I mean.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What do you mean make a phone call? You'll see what I mean
The hell
Yeah, if you make a phone call it'll call whoever you call it'll automatically add the phone number
You're calling from and then it makes the call hang up
Wait this one works
No, you have to call someone. You'll see try calling someone. There's a use the phone book
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I don't get rid of this again. I can't remember how I did it.
There we go.
Oh, there's a dictionary on the fault.
Okay.
That's working.
Never mind it hung up.
Yeah.
Did she hang up on me?
No.
So when you call someone, they'll pick up, but then it'll automatically hang up and
you'll see she answered it.
Hello?
See I'm getting scared, but you notice when you've been doing that fly around all day all day all day
Yeah
Do you say anything about this fly around I
Haven't know I talked to maintenance about this
Okay
They're gonna listen to you more than me. What I'm a prisoner
They're tired of me, Chatterbox. They're tired of me.
What the? Where's he going?
Oh, yuck, you know.
He's going. I'm going in here.
Sorry, uh, what'd you say?
Where are you going?
Finish my game of chess against Chatterbox.
He wants to finish this game.
But...
But...
I have a visitor!
I'm going to finish that stupid game he rage quit after the first move I'm just going to
I'll be honest, I was gonna give this to you.
Just in case.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, exactly.
Can't believe you shot Pookie.
Oh, you got any weapons?
I like how he asked her, but he didn't ask me.
Who?
Well, he didn't ask you, he didn't wanna search you?
No.
Cookie is Squeaks?
I'll do it again!
Hi!
Hey!
What up?
Oh I was on-
Squeaks is Poogie bastard?
I'm sorry!
Aaaaaaah!
Oh!
Sorry about that.
The hell!
I have to pass you!
I'm sorry!
that the hell I have to pass off a playroom close your eyes put it on the
table you don't need to hide in it and you know it's Scotty will drink it beer
Scotty drinks beer do you want to know some playroom carmine drink all those
beers earlier well I believe it he did he drank him right in front of me I think
That's why it was so easy to beat him up.
Kind of have the feeling that you can't drink your beer while you're sitting down
and just kind of the complete opposite of what you're supposed to do when you're drinking beer.
You're supposed to be sitting down with your friends drinking beer,
but I can't drink the beer while I'm sitting down.
Doesn't make any sense.
I'm sure it's temporary
Yeah, just like I can't answer my phone. We'll come my phone
Yeah, your phone when you're sitting down. I did air. Oh, holy shit times have changed
I should wear pants next time did you just say you want to wear sand bags next time pants
next time. Close enough. So did you guys that you? Let's have a meeting at the phone
house or something today? Is that what happened? Yes. After the date auction, we had a meeting.
Everybody showed up? Uh, the fireman was in the house. No, but you've been here helping
me man yeah this guy's been this guy's been my savior in here
I'm gonna turn on the TV for us but it's I don't think there's batteries in this
controller you said a curiosity yeah or who called the meeting
uh thank god oh we all kind of agree we did agree
oh yeah you can you know oh yeah if you call it agree we can call in tiger
it's so good
Oh my god.
We just called our entire country.
That's actually what I picked up.
Oh, Molly!
Hey, what's up, man? I just wanted to see how this whole thing works.
Yeah, yeah, let's put him in speaker.
Hey, Twinkle!
Hey, man. I think he's gonna go soon.
Hey, buddy.
I've got to get you the food you wanted.
Oh, yeah, that's just hot.
Yeah, it'll be hot. Hi, Jack.
What do you mean you're getting dressed with Belle?
What?
We're picking out cute new clothes at the clothing store.
Aw, you got cute outfits.
Aw.
You got cute new outfits.
Oh, girls.
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think helps me pick out the outfit for the strip show?
Yeah, part of the, yeah, part of the, you know...
Yeah, Twico's and I are getting stripper outfits.
We actually came up with the idea of doing our idea.
Yeah, you're right.
It's Kirk.
What's up?
Kirk, where are you at?
The hospital.
Why at the hospital?
You heard me.
You want this phone call?
Yes.
I got a damn finger on me, kid.
I'm blowing your shit.
Move off.
I ship them.
Hey, Kirk, you should come to the prison.
I brought beer.
I got a beer.
I got a beer.
I got a beer.
I got a beer.
I got a beer.
I got a beer.
I got a beer.
I got a beer.
You should come to the prison. I brought beer
You gotta bring more beer though Kirk just get that's the only way Scotty a little go. We gotta give Scott some beers
I'm not doing burger shot again, they were very
I never called again, they were gonna kill me
The foot thing
What?
I don't want to be on this phone calling anymore, but I'm changing.
I'm like, calling.
I'm not taking care of you.
Oh my god.
Are you hearing each other?
I'm not big into beer.
Could you mix a little vodka with some grape juice, make some turbo wine?
What the fuck?
Turbo?
What?
Just mix it in the toilet.
You find out about it on the fifth step.
What?
What's the fifth step?
What?
He walked away
Not a fifth step
Kirk are you on the way yet man?
What do you eat a hurry for? It's not like you've got anywhere to be
Well yeah, I'm just waiting on one company man
I don't see you, man. Just listen to me.
Ever since I became a sweet, ever since I've become a legal guy, I can't...
I don't have the liberty to just steal, call, or...
The pattern continues, Kirk!
The pattern continues and it always will continue.
I'm on the straight and narrow path to success!
I'm on the straight and narrow path to success!
I gotta go somewhere to call you after no motherfucker. I just want to have a fucking the legal ability to come fucking hunt you bitches down
When I teach all of the PD how to stop you guys from doing crying
Back to the clowns and I have to teach you how to stop
I just saw Sneaky and Raina drive off from the fun house, but there was no call.
Yeah, they left the call, they didn't even answer the call, they just, they just ignored the call.
Interesting.
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, Sneaky's single now.
Okay.
Hey, if you want me to get there fast, I'll hire me 30 grand so I can buy a car.
I can't man, I'm gonna phone her, I can't have no access to that kind of stuff.
I'll have 30 grace.
Why you said 12?
You see, I'll have...
Kirk, you said no! I have money now!
Yeah, you think you had a hockey game?
Well, I would think I had a hockey game signing bonus.
I only ever had 30, I lied about all that.
I'm gonna disturb the pot.
Let me take you guys off speaker.
I want to take someone.
Hi, sorry, I'm gonna take them off speaker.
Who's that?
Some random person at the hairdresser.
Well, hello random person.
We're off a speakerphone, Marley.
Sorry, what was your name?
My name's Kurt. We know each other.
Seven, all of the clowns say hello. Hi, Kurt.
Hello! Hi, Kurt.
Hi, Kurt.
Happy. Fuck you.
Happy, it's too late. It's too late. I walked out of the hairdresser.
Why didn't Happy pick up the call? What's going on here?
Yeah, he's texting just to say something.
Did he wait?
Happy, I heard you bid on TIG.
Heard you bid on TIG, Happy?
He did!
He did!
7000.
Wow!
Happy!
Man!
Man, look man!
You know, we're songbinding the ICU.
You know, you are just like Kirk and Amber.
You move on quick!
She asked me to bid on her with her own loving hand.
You're lying!
You're lying!
You're so good at your screenshot.
I was telling you enough.
If anyone needs anything, let me know.
I'm gonna go hang out with Callie for a bit.
Okay!
I can't know about what we're doing.
I need something.
I need something.
Okay, bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
This guy LOBS beer.
I'm gonna have to bail by it cause they won't sell it to me in the city.
I puked on one guys register and he told everyone about it, okay? I puked all over his register.
Twinkle's is bringing me a...
Gameboy.
Yes.
What games you got? What games you got?
I'm getting Pokemon Leaf Green.
I'm getting Red Rite now, the only first time ever.
Yeah, I got it fixed Kirk. Thank you very much
It was like 800 dollars. What's everyone's favorite Pokemon. Yeah. I could have got a
fully fixed one for a hundred but I saved money by getting the broken one and I just
fix it after my favorite Pokemon is Bulbasaur
I'm going to shoot you the first time you run for me
the arbitrage the best pick up Scotty's back
dude hi Scotty
Pokemon question and now you're mad at me when I
check that up what you got a question
I gotta put you on hold he walked away
I don't want to ask him that, Kirk. I don't want to ask him something like that.
I'm not asking him that.
There's no way I'm gonna ask him that.
I don't wanna know.
Why would you wanna know the answer to that?
That's just weird.
That's just weird.
Why would I wanna know what?
The answer to that question is a weird thing to ask.
Guys, I smoked a joint in the parking lot
and I went to the convenience store
and I stole 28 hot dogs
and they suddenly went bad just now.
I'm so confused.
You stole what?
He said 28 hot dogs.
Oh, what's up, Moose?
Hey, everybody.
Hey, Stumble's worked the shift yet?
Sorry, I was talking to Daphne.
What's up?
What are you guys doing?
I don't know.
I'm just sleeping lately.
I don't know anything.
Oh, wait.
I can put you back to your bath.
You were about to break out and show.
It is, Wendy.
Why is he talking to us?
She's so mad.
Because mumbles had the secret baby and then left
Yeah, yeah, I know but Daphne's so upset
Well, it's being stirred that he actually went on this trip to go hang out with Elena
I don't know what he's doing and Daphne believes it, isn't that what he's doing?
Is party the one stirring it?
No, it was Saddy.
Are you the one stirring?
Encouraging.
Who said that?
I didn't stir anything.
If you're going to stir, you got to not laugh when you buy that.
I didn't stir anything.
I don't lie.
I've never lied ever.
That's why he left.
Yeah, that's what I thought it was.
I didn't stir anything.
I don't lie.
I've never lied ever.
That's why he left.
That's what I thought it was too, wasn't it?
See? That's what they're saying.
Is he really a startup or telling the truth?
I haven't seen him in this whole time. I thought he was client-seller, but this whole time I had to look at him and tell you this.
Oh, definitely not. He's the freakiest one out of all of us. I would agree with that, too.
Okay, you haven't seen anything I do, so let's be careful.
Oh, what?!
So we haven't seen anything I do.
Okay, okay, moving on! Moving on! Different topic, different subject, different...
We're not talking about this bull yuck anymore, okay?
No, I'm- No, please!
Please, just-
How can we call to that diesel told me to say that?
We can talk about anything else!
Party likes to call her good girl and Mark.
What? What?
I call you that too.
I just-
Kirk spent $10,000 on it with you.
Kirk spent $10,000 on Carl and he never spent that amount of money
on ember and she's mad oh wait i gotta put you on hold i'm calling daphne again
oh no ember's mad something i didn't do in the past while she has a new girlfriend maybe try and get
yeah i need this phone i need the
what the fuck ember's problem is she won't a fucking
I'm just dying, so I'm not gonna go into it on my phone, I'm gonna have a heart attack.
No, don't!
Goddamn heart attack.
I'm gonna miss you if you die.
I'm not gonna die.
Heart attack couldn't go bad.
I'll send up like a bug in.
That's your style of phone call.
I knew, I knew before you even said it, you were gonna reference.
Oh man!
I see now if you hang up another phone call you hang up this phone call
Wow
What what are you at man?
Man why are you so needy chatty calm down?
Hey, you bring a beer?
Yes, we're bringing beer
Hell yeah
Whenever you're ready we have a beer
Hey moose party at the prison
Oh party at the prison
Yeah, he's sending it for another few years.
Wait, wait, daddy's arrested.
Oh, Molly, you're sitting right in front of me.
Yeah, I know.
Hey, guys, here, bye.
Okay.
Amber left a call. She was weak.
chat group calls interesting
I could be probably entire time
alright I'll talk to you guys later bye
can I talk to you quickly?
oh my fuck
oh like everyone gets there
What's it about if it's about the same topic? No, okay, that's fine. We already talked about it
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm good. I just need to know so thank you. Okay. Yeah
Jordan miles is plotted out. I'm an idiot
For what
I knitted I had the gun in the video.
Did the cops get you?
I gave the gun to her page just in case.
They didn't say anything to you when I walked out.
And I knitted on Jordan Marl's saying
she was trying to sell me a gun.
And I get commissioners from me to come to the side with him
like when I wanted to make a report.
And I said to the guys there, and he was like,
Oh, Jordan Miles was the one that was saying that you had a gun.
I was saying, what?
I don't have a gun.
He can set me like she was like often at seven guns to the crowns.
Jesus, yeah.
My did you want?
Um, if she's ever seven guns to the crowns,
we can send her a set of this thing and get arrested.
Marley.
You should call Jordan Miles, put her on speaker.
I want to say something to her on it because that was her event, right?
Uh, yeah, it's her and, uh, Adriana Garcia, our odd, uh,
okay, give her a call, give her a call.
Oh, I think I don't have her.
She in the limit.
I'm checking.
I have a number. I can read the thoughts that just call it. Okay. Okay, whatever
Hey, Jordan's catabox, how are you?
That's no way to treat somebody that made sure that your event had a lot of money you're getting float in there, okay?
So a little thank you would be nice. Okay, but I got a question
Um, how much of that a hundred and
How much is that how much of Ramon get bet again that she was like hundred and twenty
She gets 90%
What's 90% of a hundred and whatever thousand dollars
What do you mean you don't
I
Fly row and it's fly around this what's gonna happen. She's gonna get
She gets 95%
She gets 95%
If she doesn't get 95% when I get out of prison, we're gonna have a real big problem
I don't think she's gonna like that very much.
Wait, wait, wait.
End? End?
Sometimes it doesn't matter what you like or whatever.
You gotta give her 95%.
Jake, you gotta pick the table.
Kirk, stop.
Stop it.
Also, Jordan.
You have to give her, what?
Yeah?
I got two.
I don't think we don't give her 95%.
I'm just gonna give two videotapes to the cops.
Oh, good.
Oh, my God.
I got two really niggas.
I got two real good videos made.
Oh my god, cut dammit, Chatterbug.
Oh, I see some blood down there.
OK, listen.
OK, she gets 90%.
OK, you're going to give her 90% then.
But, but, but, you have to thank her for being the one that
actually made you guys money.
Because I bet you guys didn't make no money on everybody
else but that one.
We we yes, she definitely brought on the most management isn't even taking a cut because we did not make enough
We're not like walking out of here with the
So little the only like the bartenders and stuff are getting paid like
We're not even taking anything so
Dang!
But she did! She did!
She's 125k is wild
I don't know how y'all have that money
That's a lot
I mean normally you're like in the negatives
Still am!
Got a hundred thousand dollar fine in the mail today
For what?
For terrorism?
For what? For terrorism?
How long are you going to be in there by the way?
I got three years left
I got three years left.
Oh my God.
I was supposed to get 15, but guess what?
That's the power of snitching.
It's me what I want.
Is it true that the Beck really did ask you guys
to assassinate him?
Is that true?
Well, he didn't tell me to kill him.
He told me to pretend to kill him.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I think he's going to win, Chatterbox.
I think he's actually going to win.
Well, if he wins, I'll get a pardon.
So this is good.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Okay, well.
Oh my god, Kirk.
Yeah, I still didn't get a third of my review
of your police work, so.
Oh, you did.
Yeah, probably not.
Okay, well I just wanted to make sure that the percentage was high
because somebody told me earlier that it was 90% you guys
and then they get the rest and that's...
Nope.
I was malbing. Okay, okay, alright.
Alright, okay, alright, okay, alright.
All right, you live this time. You live this time, you live this time.
Okay.
She sucks.
Amber, what do you say?
90 percent. 90 percent of it.
I don't know, I don't know how to do math.
I don't fucking do math.
I went to the least 250k.
Just put on the table, Wendy.
Thank you.
100 pounds.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
$112,500.
Is that Paphany?
Like, Stank her close, like just outside?
Hmm.
What am I hearing?
That's the radio.
It's the radio.
Oh.
He does not have a radio piece on.
that bell on the phone
and now that's uh... definitely
on your stuff
i think that's going to happen and i want to
the next week i said it was definitely
and again
i don't know but i'm gonna shoot in berkshire runs for me with my you know
now you're not correct you wouldn't even do it you wouldn't even defend yourself
in that locked room
all you did was go hammer, hammer, hammer, hammer, stop it!
Yeah, all I need to do is keep through for me and then drop it while I'm in the running.
You wanna take it outside, Ember?
Oh, he's not a fact kick.
I think you guys should.
That's a question.
I think you guys should.
It's a question, Ember. You wanna take it outside?
I think you should.
You know, I don't think it's a mutual combo, unless there's an AMS and a judge.
Who said anything about combat?
I think this is an assessed nation.
I have a girlfriend, Kay.
I did just hear a bunch of shots outside.
Yeah, no. You do have a girlfriend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're such a princess.
Hell yeah.
Years ago?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hello.
Mumbo still never came back yet.
Yeah, so I'm here to negotiate his potential torturing.
Oh, they're not negotiating.
You do what you got to do, all right?
We support it.
Great. OK. Wonderful.
Thank you.
Have a seat.
Chattie.
Yeah.
Oh, but if Mumbo's like this, I have a question
about my commitment to the clowns.
I had to give my oh fly round.
Could you step away for a second?
What?
What are you?
You can't hear that?
Hey, Playrong, what's going on, man?
I need to give my ex-boyfriend a lap dance to give him a gun to sneak past fucking security.
Fucking idiot.
Hey, Playrong, can't you give your ex-boyfriend a lap dance to, okay?
I mean, okay, I don't even know what I'm doing.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
Oh, I mean...
I would smell the- I would smell the one with a gun too, something like that.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
You're acting, you're acting, you're just acting, you know?
You know, it wasn't real if you think about it, you're just acting.
You know, you act.
It wasn't real, I have this.
Yeah, I mean, I was playing the part, but yeah, I just talked about books the whole
time.
Yeah, it's not real then.
It's not real.
Okay.
It's not real.
Also, I was in the auction and I was the lowest bid.
You know, you know, I was first.
Okay.
Well, that makes sense.
The first one always, it's always like that.
So they kind of did that to you on purpose, I bet.
Also, I want to say one thing about that though, um, nobody knew it was you, so.
Yeah, you said you were a big red.
Who said you were a windy?
Yeah, if you would have said you were a windy, I think it would have been a little different.
You said your name was Big Red?
No, my stage stripper name is Little Red, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
They made me pick out a stripper name, alright?
They made me pick out a fucking stripper name.
Yeah, then you did the same with you.
Yeah, they did.
Chattie, I had to put concealer over the tattoo on my ass of his face because I was that fucking naked.
Jesus Christ, Wendy!
What?
Oh, was this Stacy who won you?
I will say, Dr. Stacy won me.
There's things that I don't need to know and that was one of them, you know, it's just...
Oh, okay.
Dr. Stacy won the date, so I'm going on a date with Dr. Stacy.
Wow
Does anybody else want to confess to me that they're super hot underneath their makeup or are we just
I'm just saying I'm just saying I'm just saying there's a really big potential for a kpop band the more I see you guys take off the makeup Jesus Christ
You know I keep saying like people like different like companies on now like
I'm a convicted prostitute.
I think I wanted to stick with my my.
Okay he can say he's a convicted prostitute but I can't talk about that tattoo on my ass.
Because mine is funny.
But are you sexy underneath the makeup and the mask like the rest of them?
That's the question.
This guy I'm getting sick and tired of Twinkle's boy. Yeah
Hold on busy. Hey, so I'm thinking you're on speaker. Okay now chatty. Hey Twinkle's. How are you buddy?
He said you're on the way, but you're still not yuck it here
What are you doing right now?
You tell me what happened you tell me what happened man. Oh
Yeah
I didn't want to steal my seat
Okay, so this is a thing though, right? This is thing called um
Tino time
So you're not on the way you're on the way now
You said that four times
Hey, hey, hey, he's on the way.
I'm gonna lie.
That's where the time I come from.
Okay.
Is anyone wanting blueberries?
Okay, Twinkle, tell me this, tell me this, okay?
What were you doing from the last time you told me you were on the way till right now?
What was going on, bud?
Till right now.
Till right now.
What is happening, bud?
I bet I could guess.
Okay, I'm ready.
Alright, so, Twinkle's currently driving to a, um, the store is to get the phone, whatever it's called, Twinkle's to get a Gameboy!
A Gameboy!
Yeah, the Gameboy's to get a Gameboy, sorry, the electronic store is to get a Gameboy.
Okay.
So, Twinkle's is passing the phone out, so he's headed to the city, cause there's none up here in Grape-Seed.
Because we don't have nice stuff like that.
But what Twinkle's, now you may be asking, and wonder, what's going on up in Grape-Seed?
Well, you see
We fly around
Okay
Plankles, help with weed. You're doing weed stuff?
Moose is at the door.
Yeah, to help happy.
Oh, okay.
Alright, well I guess I'll see when you get here then.
You gotta meet my buddy Rick Grimes.
He needs to learn from you.
Yeah, I heard about that.
Oh, Chattie, didn't anyone tell you about how I, me and Raina accidentally pissed off Nest?
Oh, yeah, you should tell him what happened yesterday.
I'm going to bed, buddy. Good night. I'm tired.
Okay, chatty. Me and Raina might have hacked up a little bit.
Wendy, can you be fair to Wendy? Can you step back?
You might be behind Amber real quick.
It's like slightly step over two. Thanks!
Okay, so, we pissed off a nest guy again by accident.
Essentially, okay, we're going to rob an ammunition, we need a hostage.
I send Crazy Craig and Raina to go get the hostage while we have the ammunition.
They come back.
Turns out the guy they told to get in the car is Brackers, Bracken?
Okay, so it was him. At this point, we already have him hostage, so I'm gonna just get in here.
He starts saying some stuff, he says some stuff like, you know, don't bite the hand that feeds and, you know, he's in someone's house.
Um, I may or may not have said, I definitely told him, uh, I, I, I, I said, hey, you've got
millions of dollars in cooperation to lose, you take the funhouse from the clowns and
we have nothing to lose, that's way more to find the billions of dollars.
Um, then I started asking him about Nest and about if they believe we live in a corporate
operacy versus a democracy, and if we actually have the free right to vote, um, we had a
lovely discussion about it actually honestly we had a lovely discussion and
then the commissioner made me give him up early then we got away from the police
and then he called he was not very happy about the hostage shaking he's not happy
about that I said well let's talk about it because I was like look while we're
in the store he's like you disrespect him like what can I do next time to not
disrespect you like let's talk like I want to work on this tell me how to fix
man you know I'm trying to get a solution here right so I'm working through with him
we were talking in there he's like never take me hostage again I'm like okay
well that I can do that but like right now that that's not I can I can help you
with that right now we're taking hostage right that calls me he's upset he says
he's only gonna talk to you I think oh fuck I'm in trouble right I don't want
to be in trouble right I I'm like okay fine he's just gonna talk to chatty right
then apparently sneaky called him and informed him that I I did not know that
he was the Nesca until we already took him hostage so then he called me the Nesca
called me back and said we okay now and he's not gonna call you and tattle
because I didn't know but then I asked him for about five minutes about
politics and now we're friends
Hey Wendy, party isn't it? Yeah? I wasn't paying attention can you repeat everything?
Molly, shut up! No. Look how do you and the newspaper go from page! I see that!
Fuck up
Just tell him I'm just chill with us now
Okay, no, we're actually friends we were friends Richard. I'm talking about politics
He was asking about my opinion on the polls. I was asking him about his opinion. I think I made a friend chatty
I'm just gonna call you so you can talk.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thanks for the phone.
I really need it because I can't make any calls and there's a phone to talk to.
Yeah, that sucks.
Yeah, driving me nuts.
I'm gonna try to be careful with this one though now.
It's okay.
That's okay because I want to need another one.
We'll just do it.
As soon as he puts his phone away then they don't really know.
Yeah.
Did you just leave it outside the building or something?
Yeah, so they're just scared of leaving it in a car
in case it gets stolen.
Yeah, and locals be stealing cars too.
Yeah, it's too risky, yeah.
Well, three more years, Twinkles.
Three more years, PCK.
Three more years.
PCK.
Those three years?
Ow.
Two more years.
When you talk about the nest guy,
You're talking about Andrew, what of his name is Anthony Andrew or something like that?
Wait, what?
Well, the Timberlake's thinking of telling Ray to come here Thursday to talk to you.
Oh, not Breckers.
Why Thursday, specifically?
I don't know, because I think she's going to be around tomorrow, but if she is, then tomorrow would be good, too.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah, it's not Breckers. That's a different question.
I could call her. I don't know if I should.
Yeah, I think
It's his driver. I'll be heading this way
A one-on-one conversation would be nice
That's my buffer outfit.
Ember!
Well thank you, because I appreciate it, and thank you.
I got 138 beers.
Now what do you look at, Ember?
That is a lot.
Well, well, well, it'll last a year.
You said you said three, Marley.
You were already drunk, and now you're telling me.
I'm good.
Okay.
I'm good.
I
Mr. Steve Rod they give it a five on
Oh, uh chatty Carmine also called me to threaten. Yeah, uh, I took over the prison had him in handcuffs. He's not he's not a problem
Oh, okay.
The cops have a coming and say-
Yeah, he's gonna torture you.
And I said get original, so.
Yeah, it didn't work.
I really need powerful men to stop calling me and trying to make me apologize.
I can do that.
Yeah, but I still can't afford anything, so I need to...
You know.
Excuse me?
He's gonna be back later.
He has to go meet up with somebody.
Hi, man.
Have fun.
I've learned I gotta run to myself for a minute.
the
the
Hell yeah Twinkles.
Okay. Fuck Bailey's not around, I was gonna call him.
Skone... Skone Bone.
Thanks for the red dude.
Okay.
What is wrong with this guy?
Hey, it's Jeff.
Hey man, you still lonely?
What's going on, chatterbacks?
Are you still lonely? I'm just curious.
Yeah, it kinda sucks having your gang just no longer around you.
It makes it kinda hard for you to get along with them.
Yeah, it kind of sucks having your gang just no longer around you.
It makes it kind of hard.
Now what are you going to do with yourself?
Your life is a mess now, isn't it?
And I heard what happened to Susie.
It's unfortunate.
It's for the best.
What the fuck did you just say?
I said, I heard what happened to Susie.
It's unfortunate, but it's for the best.
Because now she's gonna make millions of dollars.
The cop's shite, man!
I'm just deciding if she walks or doesn't fucking walk, or getting shite, it's for the best, my guys.
But, but, but there's no whole thing, there's no whole gang mentality, money, money, money, money, money, money.
Now she's gonna bring in money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
There is no gang.
Like it doesn't exist.
Yeah, you're right, she should have done that, she should have stood in the wrong place.
Man, what's she doing? She should've did this a long time ago, maybe.
She could've made a difference.
Man, which cop shot her, by the way? Do you yet know?
Hey, they ain't owning up to it.
What do you mean they're not owning up to it? Isn't there like evidence?
I used to see if I could find who the fuck it did. I can't find it. I got no idea.
It was probably Dan Scheiste.
If she was standing in the crowd, he was shooting through the crowd to kill me.
I think it was dead.
You don't think he was?
I don't know, I wasn't there.
I was there and he, I saw him too!
Why should I trust you though?
I had a whole fucking people calling me
saying it's for the best and I trust you.
Saying it's this fucking guy.
I mean, am I wrong? I thought it was for the best.
It's money. I thought that's where your whole goal of
life is.
It's about the money.
And nothing else.
That's what I thought.
You know?
She can't just like get up and dip, you know, and like start problems and leave right now.
She just kind of has to stay here unless you know, it's good.
You really, uh, really trying to push my buttons.
What do you mean push your buttons?
I'm in prison.
I can't push anybody's buttons while I'm in here.
I'm in a cell.
Ain't nobody ever want to be fucking wheelchair melt.
That's not, no, not okay.
There is no way you're saying that right now.
That is a discus.
You can't, you're speaking for everybody,
so it's some people probably like it.
Yeah, that's,
we were actually made insensitive towards this right now.
Wait a minute, but Susie?
There's a song about her, I thought she was the sea witch.
I
Called you to see how you were doing and stuff like that pop this was gonna be good. You're a jerk
You're a good jerk, man
I thought you'd be different you know you're the same
Different the first freaking time that I talked to you. It is went off the second time. I saw you is shabby now
I've actually, I've kind of saved you from people who tried to actually say you like buy guns before they buy guns, but guess what? Nah.
Okay, we mean buy guns, okay? Let buy guns be buy guns. I don't have any money for guns, okay?
And two, two, okay, the first time I saw you, don't act like...
Hello?
I have so many cells in this goddamn prison.
Get a, get a box.
Oh, you woke me up in my beauty sleep. Where are you? I'm down here. Oh, hey, so I have some news for you. Okay. What is it?
By the way, sorry, this is department of corrections worker Quinn Quincy quants. Oh, okay. Okay. Yes, right good to see Quincy
That's good to see you. So I was dressed as a stripper not too long ago. Oh, that's there's something in my face
Okay, um, don't recall but okay. Um, that's fine. Everything's fine. You have some visitors who?
I will disclose that shortly. Okay. But you're not going to be visiting them in visitation
Okay, they were they requested to speak to you via the fence in the yard. So
Mind following me to the yard. Okay. Who is it?
Okay, do you
Do you want a surprise or you just want me to like just to give it all out right? All right fine. All right. I'm coming
I'm coming. Okay. Thank you
How you feelin' chatty?
That's just weird, why do I have to be...
Why do I do this like an animal again?
I don't know, people do weird things.
Come on, I mean, you do, obviously.
Fuck.
You know, it's good to see you again.
You know, I'm not in prison, it's just... in general.
I'll also leave you guys to it and if you need something let me know
fuck you chatterbox hashtag I'm followed hashtag book chat about
review for you sorry
back at you okay bud I never really followed you in the first place that's
kind of okay what's up Sam close he's very he's very passionate about passion
about what our followers I guess oh yeah
okay can I help you
not really maybe what are you curious like what's what's the plan when you get out of here
who cares
i mean i do okay then
What do you mean? This is how it's gonna go.
I'm not gonna speak. What do you want? What does it matter?
You know exactly what you're doing. You know why I shot you, Beric.
I have an idea, bud. Not entirely.
Are you gonna play stupid? I know you're not an idiot
In some ways it definitely
Maybe you're right, you know exactly why I shot you there's no question there
You definitely are some like what
I mean, like, why the jump to that... jump to the, you know, pretty far-dawn conclusion
of shooting me before talking to me?
Are you gonna stand there and say that you're not interested in her?
Go ahead.
I know.
I'm mad at my word.
Well, there you go.
That's all there is to it.
You know my history. You know hers.
I'm a something.
You know enough.
As much as I need it to know.
Right?
But not everything. I'm not going to pretend like I do.
You don't need to know everything, to know that what you're doing is...
It ain't it.
That's what I don't really get.
Of course you don't.
What's your understanding of all this?
What's my understanding of all this?
Like, what is going through your mind when you think about what I'm doing?
I think I'm doing it.
What does that matter?
Exactly.
Because it doesn't matter to you.
You're going to keep doing what you're doing.
Right?
It's not going to matter what I say here.
Right?
And you're just going to assume that because of...
Well, my first assumption was pretty on the point, wasn't it?
I'd say that's probably gonna be the only one that should make them.
And to be fair, that's an assumption that really anybody can make.
I made a good one.
You know what you're doing is wrong, Derek.
How?
Like I said...
That's the part that I just...
Don't play stupid.
you don't think you don't think she still loves me you don't think anybody
that ever actually truly loved someone still loves them even if they've moved
on you telling me that she moved on is that what you're saying
I'm asking you.
Did she move on, Barak?
Are you trying to make her help her move on?
I'm not trying to make her help anybody do anything.
Yeah.
Nice try, pal.
Is that a person you think I am?
Really? After all this time?
Yeah, I do.
If you're not answering any questions here, just saying,
oh, I'm not saying this, oh, I'm not that.
You're beating around the bush, Barry.
Yeah, because some information is not for me to tell.
Yeah. So then what you coming here for?
Just to get information out of me for your own personal gain?
Right?
No, I was actually coming here to reason with you.
Reason with me?
Okay, do you want a reason? Back off, pal.
If not, carry on with your life.
It is what it is.
Oh, it just is what it is.
Clearly.
You know exactly what you're doing and the effect of it.
If that's the path you want to continue to take, take it.
There's no reasoning here.
I was tough like this.
Let me ask you again.
Do you have feelings for my cuffs?
Yeah, I figured.
I think there's a bit of a nuance to that, but you're definitely not making any time,
so I'll spare you.
No, wait a minute, spare me a what?
Yeah.
Let's call it the color.
No, just call for what it is. Get to the point.
Just get to the point, Barrick.
Don't come here with your big college monologue, boy.
Yeah, just get to the point.
I don't think you'd be much interested in it anyway, by the sounds of it.
I'm not interested in the type of things that you're up to.
And what do you exactly think I'm up to?
I reset it four times.
You just don't want to answer.
What can I expect?
You just get out of here and you're coming back after me?
Are you worried about that?
Is that something you're worried about?
Stay alive, yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe stop doing things you shouldn't be doing then, Derek.
Things that you know deep down is wrong.
Do you think I'm the only person doing that?
Well, you're saying there's more?
I think we're both on the different sides of the same coin.
Why'd you ask me a question? Is there more, Barrick?
No, we're gone.
What did you just ask? Doing what you're doing?
Am I doing more? No.
I just told you you said you think I'm the only one doing it and I asked you is
there more you saying there's more people doing what you are doing you're
asking if I'm the only person then in some way shape or form
sometimes the way I keep asking questions instead of answering them is
Is that why you're here?
What are you here for?
You might not be so used to, like, conversing with people on, like, some sort of, like,
level of life.
I converse with people that deserve to be conversed with.
You coming here the way you are now, just to throw, just to throw shade, not answer
questions, ask me questions because you're scared of what I'm gonna do when I get help.
What would you have me do then?
What would you have me do then?
Back off!
I'm already coming here.
Back off!
Trying to speak to somebody that tried to take my fucking life away.
Good!
Back off!
for no reason! You're gonna stand that lie to me and say for no reason?
Throw up.
Right.
Quit while you're ahead, buddy.
Hit the gate.
And I understand more than anybody.
You understand what?
What do you understand?
The cops are gonna move on.
Yeah.
For your own game.
Not for hers.
You don't know what she wants.
It has nothing to do with my own game.
I'll throw it all the way if I have to.
Yeah, throw it.
Throw what away?
Good.
Throw what away?
For somebody you don't know?
It's not that simple.
Yeah.
Don't come here and ask me questions of what I'm going to do.
You're worried about what I'm going to do to you if you're that worried.
Find a way to keep me in here or kill me before I get out.
If you're not going to back off, you know what you need to do.
What's your inevitable plan, Ben?
Get the gatebell.
If you want the things that actually matter.
Get the gatebell.
You don't exactly have any authority here.
Do you?
What are you gonna do?
You sit there and keep whining at me through the fence?
I can be the regular...
I'd forbid.
I'm trying to speak to somebody.
Oh, trying to speak to somebody?
Tell me what your plan is!
Tell me this and that!
But you ain't answering questions because you know your at fault.
You know you're guilty of things.
Sure!
Yeah, I try to take your life.
Will you stand there and question it?
Like you don't know?
You're just plain stupid.
You know very well.
Some things I don't.
Yeah.
But I don't know entirely about what you're talking about.
You don't know entirely, but you still know.
You say I don't fucking answer any questions.
The very first question I asked, you started asking more questions.
Of what?
What I was gonna do when I come out?
It's none of your business.
Yeah, see ya pal.
So are you.
Hey, Chatterbot!
What?
What do you mean, what?
What?
What do you mean what what do you watch Scotty?
I mean I could do the list double world hunger. I don't know size 10 with nothing to do
Sipping my ties on a beach somewhere that you know, just kind of lounging, you know
What do you want?
Nothing you called me. I want freedom. Give me that
No, I can't give you freedom shadow box.
You're the one that called me, Scotty!
What the hell are you doing?
No, I just told you what I want.
No, I want to know what you want shadow box.
And I mean that in a bigger way.
I just answered the question and you said you can't give it to me.
So what now?
Well, give me a different list, huh?
What is it that you want shadow box?
What is it in life that you want?
Because I know it's more than this, huh?
Just committing petty crime like shooting at a mayoral candidate?
Peace, Spidey! I want to be at peace!
You want... peace?
Yeah!
Well, Chatterbox, that's something everybody wants.
Even me.
I fucking hate this guy right now.
You know, Chatterbox, I think I understand you more than most people do.
Do I ever tell you about my romantic life?
And I'm not talking about the foot stuff.
I'm talking about more.
No, what?
I was in a pretty just wildly passionate thruple
for a considerable amount of time.
And then one of the members of the thruple
became a police officer and became two
and grossed in that.
So basically dead.
So we were placed terribly-
Oh my God, it was Seamus and Suki.
Well, no, that was before.
No, no, no, no, no, Seamus was he's too Irish. He was never going to be involved in this
He smells like starch. Okay
Point Scott, it would give you all of your story
Well, we replaced the cop with
Suki I don't know if you remember Suki. She had I think it was blue hair
I don't really remember I didn't pay that much attention, but she and I had something and Tanner was also in the thruple
but he died of a brain thing for about a month.
Man, that was a terrible month.
And being a part of a love triangle
is something that, it's not for the faint of heart,
Chatterbox, it's something that requires a lot of pain
and misery and one of the people that you care about
running over you in front of the police
and saying it's just a joke when it hurts really bad.
And so Chatterbox, I just want you to know that
If you ever need to talk to somebody
Fly Rones here
And me okay, and
Sorry and me and me and me
Because we're not so different you and I fly run
We are pretty pretty we are very much different Scotty. We are very very much so different. I
I can do your voice one-to-one so you really want me to do
yeah I do and you're not worried that that's gonna cause some sort of brain
confusion you're really just gonna let me do that yeah okay give me something to
say say like fly wrong you are now promoted to the new warden what give
No, give me something else to say.
Give me a different one.
Next line.
Fly room, we're firing Carmine tomorrow.
Next line.
Fly room, take them shoes off.
Fly room, take them shoes off.
It's like I'm listening to a mirror.
I gotta call Helen now.
Wait, no, no, no, wait, hold on.
Don't call Helen, no, cause I just, actually.
No, no, no, fly round. I gotta show you a picture of a woman giving birth before you call home.
Please, I like prom.
Okay, um, you know what? I'm not calling Helen anymore.
What?
Here, fly round. Come here. Come here. Look at my phone.
What is going...what is...what is...okay.
yeah that talk was awesome yo barric w for doing that dude I was not expecting
that I thought it was gonna be Ray again bro I was thinking okay it's at the gate
we had a fight so she's gonna come back and be petty as fuck nah it's fucking
It's a good barrack.
It's a good barrack.
We gave him some love. Good. Good. Good.
He's literally the best choice that Ray made, like the best choice that she ever could have
made.
I
Sentry back. No archon please back archon
You played back for years dude
It's sad, bro. I don't want our characters to hate each other. Fuck! Shit!
Yeah, Sentry plays, um, fuck. Sentry plays, uh, Ron Ottoman, the news guy.
Hey, what's going on?
Take this, LSDN.
You seem like the type of guy that would do this crime.
What?
Oh, no.
Hello?
Prankles?
What are you doing well just so happen I left the prison to go to bed you better not
I'm not laughing.
You're a clown!
And I watched Twinkle's running a bush.
And pushed something in it.
And then run inside.
Turns out it was his phone.
So he could bring you a phone.
I haven't had his phone for the last 45 minutes.
I've been being so mean to people in his takes.
I've had Rick call me a hundred times.
And I just keep ignoring it.
Then I started calling her.
Ignoring it now. I'm sitting on a building after I pinged them to Legion Square, and they're just all looking for the pings
Oh
You're such a piece of shit.
I'm having so much fun.
Oh my god.
I thought you were going to bed.
I was not expecting to hear your voice.
I was until this story happened.
I sat in that parking lot and was blowing people up on his phone while I watched him look through
the bush for 20 to 30 minutes.
And then I was going to come into the prison and I was going to give you his phone.
Did you imagine doing that and then I got caught with it and they'd take it away?
Oh yeah, it's no denying it's his, it's his picture on the background of his phone is
a picture of his face.
It's a big picture of his face, yeah.
Alright man, have fun, have fun.
Did you need anything buddy?
Oh, well, I mean, Barak just came down here,
and he was too scared to meet me in visitation.
So he wanted me to be on the other side of the fence,
and he starts questioning me what I'm gonna do
when I get out of prison,
because he's scared of me, I guess, or something.
I don't yuck and no.
And then I'm like, oh, he's like,
well, you tried to shoot me, you know,
like acting like you didn't know why I tried to shoot him.
Guys, this guy is, I just stood there and grilled him,
and then he walked away.
So I don't know what this guy has planned, but he is a judge and he has some power, so
we'll see what happens.
But he's interested in right.
And he's why you shot him, huh?
Yep.
Yeah, I was lost until that part came out.
I was keeping the other guy in.
He was part of my downfall.
He's part of the justice system when that was all happening,
and he saw her go through her, like her thing.
Well, and now he's like,
as a police officer.
As a police officer, what?
I just think it would be really crazy
for somebody or a group of somebodies
to all of a sudden plan a large stakeout and bakeout
and then run up in a building all blacked out in Cognito
in preparation for like an old school
super scary style kidnapping.
And my professional opinion as a police officer,
that would be really crazy to happen.
There's gonna be a time curfew
that is absolutely gonna have to happen.
I've seen a lot of movies
where a criminal boss gets locked up
and then they do bad things in order to prove
that even though they're behind bars,
their arms are big enough and long enough
they could still reach out and touch ya.
Jesus, yeah.
They leave you unharmed just so you know
that that's a message.
Yeah, yeah, I've seen a lot of movies, you know,
as a professional police officer and such.
Yeah, and punk.
If you ever get fired, you should keep your handcuffs, be like, I lost them.
You're freaky.
What?
No.
Okay.
So how I get my spider?
Hello?
Guess what?
What?
Oh?
Guess what?
What?
Guess who came down here, Tessa?
Um, can't look at him, Burke.
Good old Barrick.
What'd he say?
Didn't want to see me.
He wanted to make sure I was on the other side of the fence,
as you stood in the parking lot.
And he just goes, uh, what's my plan?
What's my plan?
What's my plan?
goes uh what's my plan for when I get out because he's concerned I'm like what
what does that matter and he goes well what do you mean we're just all we're
gonna do this I'm like do what and he goes well forgive me for wanting to know
because if somebody you try to because I try to kill him right and I said well
you know exactly why I did that and he just tried to play dumb play dumb play
dumb and he basically made like I guess kind of like a threat I guess there's
his way of making a threat that he'll do anything.
He's gonna do anything, right?
That's your boy, Beric.
Not a nice guy, Pessa.
He just proved.
He said it'll do anything.
Yeah, he just proved me right.
What does that mean?
He's interested in me.
Because he's interested in Ray.
So he confirmed it?
Absolutely, he did.
He confirmed it without saying directly,
oh yeah, because he would not answer the question.
He just refused.
I just want to let you know.
We'll see what happens.
Sorry.
Can't tell you to enjoy your date test.
I just wanted you to know because something, who knows?
He's a judge, who knows what he'll do.
I'm interested to know now.
But he's concerned for my release.
It's kind of excited.
He said he's excited?
No, it's exciting, because he's concerned.
He knows what he's doing.
And without even saying it, he confirmed it with everything he just tried to dance around.
I don't know why he even came here.
Okay.
Okay.
Until the rest of your day though, are you hanging out with your new friend?
You know you didn't need to do that, right?
What?
I don't know, callin' my boy and say it the way he said it.
Sorry, Tess, I don't mean it like that.
I'm just...
Okay, I just want you to know I'm on your side, Jaddy.
No matter what.
Yeah, I know.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to say it like that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, enjoy the rest of your day though!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you got that confirmation.
Feels better that I was right about something.
Yeah.
Much that I didn't want to be.
I know.
Okay.
Love you!
Talk to you later.
Love you too.
I
Why are you so much of a dickhead? Oh
No, man, the DOC found me and I was trying to play it off like I didn't have a phone and it worked
Oh
You know what the fuck you said
things, cage things, making my friends choose to die, you know? I hold grudges, okay?
Can't you just get over it?
Yeah, I mean, I will, but it's like it takes me, it's gonna take time, you know? I gotta, like, talk yuck a little bit, and then it helps me feel better.
And then I get over it.
Are you happy? Like, you said you shit? Are you good?
Yeah, well, yeah, well, you and me, I feel a lot better now, yeah.
Soon as I got to do it a little bit, and then I'll feel better.
You feel better.
Yeah.
You feel better.
Claren, aren't you supposed to, you know, want to make people laugh and shit?
It's all about the funny and not the money?
That's right. As long as I laugh, I've completed my mission.
Yeah, that's...
Thanks for the depression. Appreciate that.
What? You can't put that on me?
Some life-lock you joined the gang and this all happened?
You can't put that on me?
I tried to save you.
I appreciate it. You tried to save me.
I tried years ago to talk you out of it.
I tried to tell you,
dude, get some self-respect, get out of this, and you didn't.
You ain't never said shit about that. What are you talking about?
Every time I drove down there, I'm like,
why don't you guys grow up and move on and get a life?
All right?
That's me telling you to get some self-respect to get out of the gang life, okay?
Because a gang life is not a life, it's just bullion.
That's your version of saying that, eh?
Yes!
Ha ha ha!
Really?
Yes!
Really?
Yes!
That's how you want to actually sit here and try to justify what you just tried?
Okay, forgive me, forgive me!
You are a fucking piece of shit!
I didn't do the collage!
You are a fucking piece of shit!
That's a fucking work, right?
I said no!
Look!
I didn't do the collage!
It doesn't matter if you went to college and you're smart enough and I fuckin' know you're smart enough.
I am smart!
You're not tryin' to pay this shit off of me!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I don't mean to play anything up!
I am smart!
I've never been in a gang like yours, okay?
And you know, as messed up as my people are, okay?
At least we're all still alike, you know?
No matter what happens, we kinda still do the-st-stain the same house or the same area
and stuff like that and figure things out, okay?
You guys was like, money, money, money!
You didn't hit your quota butt out!
BAM!
Shoot him in the head!
That's what happens.
Yeah, we never blooded anybody else.
You're a liar and a thief because your whole gang got blooded out because you guys all left each other.
You know, but you blooded all each other out.
And I hope you have a good stay in prison.
What the heck, man?
You just, what's the problem?
I
Hades
Hello?
Hello, Denver, this is Chatterbox on my prison phone.
I'm in prison.
Hey, Chatterbox.
Oh, sorry to hear that, man.
Sorry, I can't keep $1,000 on my commissary, man. I'm starving here.
How do I do that?
Oh, no! You're smart, right? You can figure that out, right?
I've never- I don't even-
I don't even know how to get in there.
I've never seen that.
You just get arrested. Like, get arrested and then the-
There's something you want to keep your cash on you so you can put it on commissary.
Go steal a car or something.
I'm- I'm watering plants right now.
What do you mean you're watering plants?
Okay, just- okay, rip off the plants- oh, do vandalism or something.
That's a good way to get arrested.
Dude, I'm farming, man. I'm farming.
What do you mean you're-
I don't have this full life right now.
What do you- you're farming?
What do you mean you're farming, Delver?
Brother, my hands are feeding the Earth right now.
Your hands are feeding the Earth.
Delver.
Brother, yes.
You're gonna- it's not gonna last, it's not gonna last.
You need anything everything if you doesn't last over you always just move on. Okay, just give it up all your skin up now
You'll do your last little bit of watering and then go do some crime. Okay, you can see the later
Planting flowers is your purpose
What are you what are you what exactly are you growing right now?
They're going wheat.
Isn't that gang activity?
Because gang members are up there holding down the farmland?
What? No.
You part of that?
They got defeated recently.
Yeah, they got defeated?
You want to know why?
That's what I've heard.
Because I've snitching. I've been snitching.
The cops have been going up there because I've been snitching.
Yeah, no, the cops have been here quite a lot. I've noticed.
a lot I've noticed. Yeah yeah you want to know some stuff. So you can come at me
Delver saying oh child of a you get to eat because of me no no no no no no no
Delver you get to plant food for people to eat because of me okay because I
called the cops set everyone up okay they went to jail therefore you can
plant your wheat and grow it and live in peace. Okay you're welcome. Well I'm doing
this for the world it's not about me anymore chatterbox okay so that's where I was wrong
well I'm I gave you that opportunity to give to the world then
well then I guess the world should thank you that's right with a thousand dollars on my commissary
I just don't I don't know how to do that you get arrested you gotta get arrested Dover it's the
only way you gotta get arrested come in here with me that doesn't even make sense you get arrested
like 10 months okay 10 months you tell me you don't leave the cash on me so I
can take it the commissary they'll be like I cool leave the cash on you they'll
send you up you'll be here
here's a thousand bucks I'll put on my commissary and then we'll talk you know
for you'll be like 10 months I'm here for like three more years and you know
you get out go back to your wheat and I'll stay here and do nothing
Shatterbox what my kind of brother what I must understand I am but a humble farmer
now I sow seeds for our greater society
Delver so you're telling me you're not gonna help me out that's what you said
my sweet brother chatterbox I just need you to understand that every seed I sow
into the soil I do it with love what okay what what what does it have to do
with helping me out with my commissary delver I'm so sorry that you went to
prison okay I really am and I hope that whenever you get out you get to eat a
nice bread wheat based product and I hope you I hope you think about the work
that went into this because you know just know this I'm only thinking the best
things when I'm making making this week happen
okay thanks anyway Delver how if you get out soon
I hope you get out soon thanks you know maybe I could get you like a collab with
with the TSM, get like a selfie with them?
What's TSM?
What is TSM?
He's a celebrity, the shaved man?
No, he's not.
He's not a celebrity, he's not gonna be a celebrity
if he wins mayor.
You knew who he was, you knew who he was.
Yeah, I know, because I, I...
He's the most followed person on the social media,
did you know that?
Okay, he's the most followed person,
but he doesn't get the most likes.
He's getting hot right now.
I get more likes than him.
I don't bought my legs, Delver!
Yeah, but like, I don't even know what your social media handle is, but I'm the shaved man.
Everyone knows the shaved man.
He's gonna be on like a cereal box soon.
What kind of cereal would you see him on?
Shit. Shaved wheat?
Shaved wheat?
Yeah.
You know I will I'll tell you you told me so if it happens, okay?
Well, I that won't be necessary because it'll simply be
Listen my sweet kind mother, I hope your life can get put back together because
These fields only friend. They're so lonely
Please just
Just give up the clown stuff and like you know
This motherfucker, bro
I can't stand this guy sometimes the only shit oh
My guys play
I'm worried about gang war scene in here.
I feel like video games probably make people
a little bit more violent, especially if it's
involving gang wars.
And I do worry that this guy is so stupid.
All people doing stuff outside, you know.
I'm sure it's going to be good to hit you.
That's what you think.
All right, get this way.
Are they going down?
Watch this clip. Okay, sure. I'll watch it
Armor I've been shot 453 times this month and nothing's happening. Oh
453 times that's not even a big deal. I do shots like that for breakfast
You have shots for breakfast
Are you an old Alec?
No, not that kind of shot. It's different. I'm talking about the gunshots. Like we were just saying I feel like you don't understand context clues
Did you go to college?
No, I'm pretty clear with anybody who has two years that I never went to college.
I can tell just by talking to you
But I also have my own issues with attention
You can tell by the fact that I can't look in a straight line for longer 40 times that
5 4 3 2 1 that's my record I've never
look at that oh sorry there's something
over there
dude what in the fuck
Oh my god.
Alright.
Alright.
Okay, chat.
I'm so tired I think I'm gonna call it here that talk with cinema that talk with cinema I was not expecting that at all
Let's go read Jenna today.
Is this important?
No, you were telling your phone call because Kirk had to go to his phone and he said you
wanted to make contact.
Okay, I'll make this quick.
I'll make this quick.
I got excited.
Bear came down here today, buddy.
Yeah, I took a sign.
Yeah, yeah, try to come down here.
come down here asking he's worried about what I'm going to do when I get out of
prison and I'm like and then he's like oh forgive me because you shot me for
we need to see acting like he didn't know why so I'm like oh you know exactly
why and they tried to play it stupid and then asked him straight up do you have
feelings for you know my cops and he would not answer the question and then
he stormed off and then he started he stormed off after a little bit more
By the way, he did a bit at all if he took it in mistaken.
There's a chance he might be wrong.
Yeah, it's just too broke.
Anyway, anyway, I'll talk to you tomorrow, I gotta go!
Yeah, I get my...
Okay, chat.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Goodbye, chat, I'll see you guys tomorrow!
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