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Hey guys!
Don't you dare do it!
Don't you dare do it!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
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Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Are you trying to do it?
Yeah!
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
Are you ready for this?
Oh, hey, buddy!
I hate that mother of a...
Oh, there he is!
Oh, I don't know!
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Here, here, here!
Oh, are you at the front?
AHHHHHHHHH!
Here we are!
They don't even flinch!
Okay, okay, okay!
Okay, we get out with our hands up.
Then you point your gun at us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'll do it like this!
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Oh my God!
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I can explain why I started late today, I can explain.
I can explain, there is an explanation, okay?
There's always an explanation, okay?
And it's right here in my hand, okay?
This is the explanation.
But if I want this, it's an hour journey, round trip.
Round trip.
An hour? Yeah, well I mean that's like to go there and back pretty much an hour.
I don't live in the city chat. I'm not like a bunch of you guys, okay? Just like, oh,
you know, I want this. And then you could just go and get it and be home in ten minutes.
You know, that's not a thing for me. You know we can't even order a pizza where
We live you can't even order a fucking pizza where we live
It's not a thing doesn't exist
Can't get can't get a cab out here either no key no taxes
I
Make a pizza as we speak
Do you deliver?
Herschel, leave me alone.
Yeah, so when I was leaving, I went outside.
Herschel came with me.
And it's raining.
So I'm going to go start my truck.
And the cat's standing at like the edge of the garage.
And he's like looking because it's raining and he's fucking pissed.
Like it's my fault.
like it's my fault it's fucking raining bro are you from New York I'm a Canadian
I'm Canadian sorry if I was from New York wouldn't that mean like I could get
isn't that New York Vancouver no no Vancouver's for rich people Vancouver's
for rich people try again. Toronto Toronto's for rich people try again. Alberta no no no
No, no, no, no, not sketch one, no.
Manitoba, Manitoba.
Manitoba, boy.
Nova Scotia? No, no, no, no.
Nova Scotia, though, sounds like a cool place.
Winnipeg? Yeah, well, technically, I live in Manitoba.
I don't live in Winnipeg, but Winnipeg is like the closest city.
Can you speak French?
No, I can't really speak it.
I can kind of understand little bits of it because my mom's side was French, my grandparents
always spoke French to each other on that side.
It was so confusing to chat.
My parents spoke English to us, right?
But when we would spend time with my grandparents on my mom's side, they would speak French.
And then we would spend time with my grandparents on my dad's side, they would speak Portuguese.
It was so fucked.
is just every, like, during the week in English,
and then one weekend was French,
and then English for the week,
and then the other weekend would be Portuguese.
It was just like, fuck, it was such a mind fuck.
Everybody would smoke different.
Are you a Jets fan?
Yeah, yeah, well hold on, hold on, hold on.
you
That was a gift that twitchcon and it was it's it's so good
That's it.
The four Jesus from what part of the family, my dad's side, my dad's side, my dad's side.
far from Mike. Yes, thank you. Thank you, Ellie.
Do you only speak English? Yeah, I can barely speak English, bro.
I swear so much because I'm not, I don't know, I don't know intelligent words.
Do you like Quebec?
Okay, you really want to get into this conversation?
Okay, I'll tell you something, all right?
I'll tell you something about Quebec, okay?
Quebec, all right?
All right, I'll tell you something about them, all right?
I had to drive from Manitoba to a place called,
I don't know if I'm pronouncing it right,
It's called Sengui, Senugui, or something, Quebec.
Okay, so it's Northern Quebec.
So, because the company I was working with,
we had to get testing equipment to test these,
to do pressure testing and shit like that
on these fit-ups that we were doing.
So, they're like, we need to get this now.
It's gonna cost a lot of money
if we get a trucker to go up there
and it's gonna take two weeks.
If I go, they're like, you can be back a lot faster.
And I was like, okay, you know, I'll go.
So I went and, fuck dude, I drove for like,
hmm, hmm, quite like, I think it was like,
I think it was like an hour 19 or more.
Like I was driving for a long time
because I was trying to get as far as I could.
My goal was to drive to Manitoba, Chica-Bec.
I was gonna drive right through Ontario and I did.
I did the whole province and then I got into Quebec and I was gonna sleep there
So it's now it's blizzarding chat. It's blizzarding as fuck. I'm northern Quebec
I mean I'm up in the in the roads that they don't have there's no cell service
I was using a fucking map that was getting because I didn't want to get I was getting lost
You know what I mean? I was like fuck and then there was a sign saying okay
No fuel for this many kilometers, right? And I'm like looking at my my fuel gauge. I'm like
I'm almost full, but I might not make it
So I have to turn off, so I'm looking at a map and I'm like, okay, there's a town this
way.
So I drove 45 minutes off course to go to this gas station.
And this is, mind you, this is right when I got into Quebec.
This is right when I got into Quebec.
So I'm like, okay, so I drive into this town and I'm like, fuck, like, you know, like
no one, does anybody speak English here?
Shit, like I was going to ask for directions and shit.
Pieces of shit.
Right?
They did not want to talk to me at all, okay?
And I'm like, okay.
So I got a few and I went back
and I drove for a fucking ever to the next town,
which was, I don't know how many kilometers
or how many hours, and I was cooked, Chad.
I was so tired, it was blizzarding.
It was bad.
So I'm like, okay, I'm getting close to this place.
I'm gonna call now hotels and get a room.
See if anybody has any availability.
Four hotels hung up on me because I spoke English.
Four hotels hung up on me because I spoke English.
Just straight up,
rude as shit, bro.
I'm like, bro, finally, finally,
I get a hold of another guy at a hotel,
and I was at this point, I was like,
man, I'm so sorry I don't speak French,
but like, do you speak English?
And he goes, ah, yes, little bit.
I'm like, oh, okay, give any available rooms.
He goes, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, come, yes,
that we got lots of available.
I'm like, oh my God.
So I get there and I walked in there chatting.
I'm like, man, like, I got,
I've been getting hung up on like crazy,
like, because I speak English or something.
And he goes, he goes,
ah, yes, yes, it's like that here.
I'm like, what?
He goes, yes, yes, yes, like that here.
Oh, okay, like, okay.
So, I go to sleep, right?
I'm trying to go to sleep.
And I turn the TV on.
French channel.
French.
French.
French.
French.
French.
French.
Not a single English fucking channel.
And I'm like, all right.
Fuck this.
Fuck it.
Whatever, right?
Go to sleep.
Next day, get up.
Get up.
I want to get a coffee.
I want to get a coffee.
They basically kicked me out of Tim Hortons because I walked in there and like, you know,
I know people are talking, speaking French in there, whatever, right?
But like, I don't know how to speak French, right?
So I just walked up and I'm like, hi, can I just get a large coffee, double, double?
And they shunned me.
They straight up shunned me.
And it was the most awkward moment of my life.
They shunned me.
She just like she went like from this this and walked away from me and never came back
I'm like, uh
So I just left
I just left bro
Like I was like, well guess I'm not getting a fucking coffee like shit
So I went and got a gas station fucking coffee and shit like it's just okay
Then I go to a gas station. Okay in this town. I go get a gas
I go to the gas station and there's no
It's no pay before you pump there at this gas station. So you have to go
No, yeah, no, you have to pay you have to pay first, but it can't be at the pump had to be inside
So I go inside of my I'm like I just want to put uh, I don't know how much could be to feel like
I'll put like a hundred dollars on the diesel pump and
No
No fuel
Sorry, no, like that's this, no.
I'm like, what the fuck is happening here?
Like, what, like what the, what the fuck?
Like it was chat.
I'm telling you, I was low key panicking now.
I thought I was in danger.
That's the feeling that I got when I was there.
I felt like I was in danger.
It was kind of scary.
So I'm like, so I had to go look for a gas station that was pay at the pump.
That was the only way I was going to get fuel there.
I was like, this, this, this fucking sucks.
I was mad as fuck.
Like, I wanted to get out of there.
So I go to the place that I had to go pick up all this equipment.
So I show up there because they wanted me to show up at like 10 a.m.
So I showed up there and these people are great.
They're super nice.
They spoke English to me.
They were like super nice to me.
I'm like, man, I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
I was like complaining to them about it.
And they're like, they're like, oh, yeah, you know, like a certain place is not good,
but other places good with you.
I'm like, that's fucking stupid.
I'm like, that's fucking stupid.
What do you mean?
I have to go to specific places to be like what? Okay, whatever man like and but they go okay
Yes, but like we going to load truck, but you can't leave until tomorrow tomorrow night. I'm like, what are you fucking talking about?
He goes, yes tomorrow night you leave truck here. We load you come back tomorrow
I'm like, I'm not you think I'm fucking staying here till tomorrow night. You're out of your fucking mind
I'm like you're out of your fucking mind. So then I called my boss and I'm like dude
What the fuck? I showed up here and they're telling me to leave the truck here to load.
I'm like, I can help them load and get this done now.
And they're like, he was like, oh, that's kinda odd. They were supposed to do it today.
I'll call you back.
So he calls me back and he goes, yeah man, like just, you know,
just go back to the hotel, chill for a while, and you'll leave later.
They'll do it today, but it won't be tomorrow night.
Fuck! So I go back to the hotel chat.
And I'm like
Bored out of my fucking mind by the way like it's just oh my god
And I didn't want to go I couldn't go and do anything because like they had like it was just fucked it was just fucked so I
Get a call and they're like hey it's ready. You can go back. So I went back to get to go. I went back I
Got back and they're like
We're good, and I'm like it. No, you know, it's not good
I'm like you guys even strap the fucking load it was loaded fucked, and I'm like I want to drive
Two provinces with this shit I
Can't take any risks here guys
So we fixed it, and it was good. We tarped it up. It was good, and it took but it took another two hours
So it's like late. It's late, right? It's fuck. I don't remember what time was but it was late, and
And I called my boss and I'm like, hey man, it's finally done.
I'm good.
He goes, cool.
He goes, first thing tomorrow morning, head back.
I'm like, first thing tomorrow morning, fuck that.
I'm leaving right now.
I don't care.
And he goes, whoa, you should sleep first.
I'm like, I'm not sleeping here.
Somebody's going to kill me, bro.
I'm going to die if I stay here another day.
Fuck that.
So I left.
I left right away.
So all the way, I decided to take a different route home that was a little bit longer.
But I didn't want to drive in the Canadian boonies basically like in the sticks
With no service and stuff like that because if you have an issue with a load like that you're fucked
So I wanted to make sure that I was in I took a route that you at least there would be
Ways to get service, you know, I mean I took the safer route, but
That just means I'm I'm in I mean give back a little bit longer, okay?
So how big was the load? It was like 8,000 pounds some shit 9,000 pounds. It was it was a lot
But so I drove as I decided I was gonna drive through Quebec City into Montreal and then drive
Drive down there through like like Sudbury and stuff like that to go to like like
Fuck I
I can't remember. I'm a Thunder Bay and shit. Like whatever. I took that route so I could end up on the number one and the highways were better there
It wasn't as narrow. It was better for this truck. The huge thing I was driving
So I drove through Quebec City Chat and the gas situation getting fuel was the same shit
It was the same shit like people were so rude
Like it was it and I'm not saying everybody's there was rude
But a lot of people that I counted there were so rude to me, because I didn't know how to speak French.
And I was like, what? Like, I just, I just want to get fucking gassed.
Like, I just want to get fuel. Like, this is, it should not be this big of a hassle.
Fuck. Take my money. Just this. Pump six. Pump six. Like, fuck.
It was like that.
So, I get, I get to Montreal and chat. I'll tell you this right now.
Montreal? Perfectly fine.
It was like I was in a completely different place.
They were so nice to me, I didn't speak any French, they were like, oh no problem.
Yeah, and they were like, there are like some people weren't that great with English, but
they would try with me, right?
And it was like, thank, like, you know, it was super nice.
So people, Montreal, hey, Montreal, love you, love Montreal, bro.
I fuck with Montreal, but Quebec City and north of that.
Oh my God, I'm never going back.
Never going back.
But Montreal, they were good.
And this is what the some girl at a gas station told me because I was like
Not happy and uh like I walked in there like
Because there's no pay at the public like fuck
I'm like, hey, can I get I'm at the diesel pump? Can I get you know?
Can I put a hundred and like fifty bucks on whatever pre pre pay and she goes yeah, absolutely. I'm like oh
Yeah, thank you
I'm like, yeah, I'm like, and then I start complaining to her about what I went through and she told me this chat.
She goes, ah, yes, uh, uh, it came back city in Montreal.
It's a different French.
I'm like, what do you mean?
She was, it's a different French different.
We don't like, they're, they're not, they're different.
I'm like, what do you mean they're, there's, what do you mean different French?
I'm like, what is there like a border here in Quebec?
Like, what, what do you mean?
What the fuck?
My mind was just, I got out, I drove straight to Thunder Bay.
I drove from, whatever it's called, Senegalese, whatever, to, from there, Northern Quebec,
down to Southern Quebec, all the way to, all the way to Thunder Bay, Ontario, which is
basically on the board, almost at the border of Manitoba.
I wanted to get as far the fuck away from that as possible.
I was like, done.
It was, oh.
Are you Canadian?
Yeah, I am.
Do I, so chat.
This does not mean I don't like the French people, okay.
That doesn't mean I don't like French people or nothing.
I'm just not fond.
I like Quebec a lot.
Quebec is probably the most beautiful province in Canada
in my opinion that I've seen.
Montreal is probably the most beautiful city I've ever seen, but Quebec City and north of that,
and I'm never going back. I'll never go back there.
But Montreal, cool.
it was just I don't know it was it was just so an experience that I was like
what the fuck man that's an Italian person I'll probably say I don't like
fresh
Why
Did you go to get back to oh my god, dude
Just European things. Oh, all European France, it's it's it's a law. It's law. What the fuck, bro, I live under a rock. So I don't know nothing about this. Okay.
Okay. I know nothing about, hey, if anybody from here from France, okay, I'm not, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
You, you, you chill, you chill, okay, you know, you chill. You, you're one of the good ones of you here, okay, you chill, all right.
Europe does not claim French. Well, isn't that, it's so weird, dude, because like that's how like, all of Canada basically like, looks down at Montreal like, or not Montreal, like, Quebec, like, leave.
Which is weird, right?
But like I don't necessarily like like I'm not on that train like I don't like hate Quebec or nothing
I like at all. It's just I don't like parts of Quebec
Just like there's parts of the West that I don't like either
There's parts of Manitoba. Hey, right. It's just just how it is
a lot of Portuguese people in here. French people are really mean on Valo. You know what's
crazy? Me and Theo got yelled at. Me, Theo and Chazzy were playing Counter Strike and
we got yelled at by a French guy too. He just screamed at us. It was really funny though.
Oh, man, well, there are some really nice French people, Chad, let's just be real.
You can't sit here and say all the French are bad because they're not.
There are some very, very nice French people, okay?
I learned that when I was in Montreal, okay?
Montreal was pretty cool.
I enjoyed my time in Montreal.
And if I ever, I'm telling you right now, if I ever have to go back and do something
like that ever in my life, back in that town, Northern, I will stay in Montreal and then
drive the fucking eight hours wherever it was to get up there just to pick up the load.
I don't give a fuck.
Is it XQC from Quebec?
Oh, actually, I think he is, yeah.
I'm going to call him and ask him what their problem is.
I should call him and say man, what's your what's your problem, man?
What's going on dude, just because I called you banana boy, I
Think he's from Montreal
It's like Montreal, Quebec. Yeah, well that would make sense because he seems like a nice guy
Okay, so that would that would that would align
That would align then if he's from keep actually we're gonna have an argument
Yeah
But I am jealous. Oh chap Quebec is that province of Quebec is beautiful dude. It's beautiful
But I will admit chat I will admit there was a lot of cops in Montreal like a lot
I was driving down like they're the one of their main highways that connects from Quebec City when I was driving from Quebec City in
Montreal they'd have their main highway there and
Every couple of kilometers there'd be a cop sitting on the side of the road doing speech doing speed traps
and I was like
Wow, this was it was like holy shit. There's a lot like
Thankfully, I don't have a I didn't when I especially when I drive company vehicles the time I don't I didn't have a heavy foot
So there's no way of me getting pulled over but I
Was like damn
But at the same time and everything that was great. It was blizzarding like hell like it was colder than shit
it was blizzarding
That probably like there's a lot of DOT like a
like a department of transportation and they specifically target semi-vehicles and bigger
vehicles that are carrying equipment or heavy loads.
So I was driving something like that and that entire trip chat I never got pulled over and
I never had to stop at a scale, a weight scale, not once.
It was a lot, it's all quite a distance and I had not,
never pulled over and not, you know, nothing.
Like it was pretty crazy.
But I think the shitty winner had something to do with that
because a lot of cops are like, fuck, they don't wanna,
when it's the weather shitty,
they don't wanna deal with shit, right?
So that's, that probably helped a little bit.
So, yeah, there's like a 19 hour drive, yeah, I, well, I think it's more than that.
It was like, let me see, it was, where's Montreal, Montreal is right here, so I was
up here.
Hold on a second, hold on.
The drive is 30 hours.
It's a 30-hour drive from Winnipeg to where I had to go in Quebec.
And then I only slept once each way.
When I left I drove...
Fuck, how far did I go?
Holy shit.
On the way back I drove from this place to...
Let's see, it's been a very...
Because I wanted to go home so bad chat, it took me, I drove 21 hours straight to go back
home or to get to Thunder Bay.
That's not even all the way home.
I drove 21 hours just so I could get out of Quebec and basically over halfway through
Ontario.
That could be, yeah.
Fuck, this is a long time ago, I don't remember when this was, I think this was like 2019,
I did that.
I'm pretty sure it was 2019 when I did this.
She had a little drive, aw dude, it was, the vehicle was, aw my god man, it was
a rough ride bro.
was, oh did I tell you guys about the pizza? That's right. There was this fucking, how petty,
how petty do you have to be to not cut somebody's pizza because you don't like them? How petty
is that? Okay, I call, I wanted, I didn't want to stop. I just, I just wanted to like
order a pizza, get a pizza because you can eat the pizza while you drive, okay?
So I called this place when I was in Quebec and I was like, hi, can I, I wanted to
order of pizza whatever and she was already irritated that I was ordering in
English she was irritated but I was just like fuck I was so mad at this point I
was just like I was just like just fucking take my I want a pepperoni pizza
please okay you learn that uncut are you kidding me how is they gave me a pizza
I opened it and it was not cut that I'm like how is uncut pizza common I have
Never in my life ordered a pizza and it ever ever came uncut ever
And she was she was like rude as fuck to me too, so I was like I was madder than fuck that I was so
Fucking tilted. I was so fucking tilted. I'm sitting in this truck chat and I
I remember this I'll never forget I remember seeing it and I just instantly boiled I was boiling
I was so fed up and I sat in that truck by myself bitchin bitching
I was just bitching to no one. I was the fucking venting out. I was so fucking mad. Oh
And then and then in the small little town this is closer to like me getting to Ontario
There's a small tiny little town that I stopped for fuel and I'm like, oh
There's no prepay so I had to go inside right and as soon as I walked up
I didn't even say anything she said something to me
She said something in French to me, and I'm like now. I was just like yes. Sorry. I don't speak French
And she goes you she gave me shit she goes
She goes what?
You're in Quebec, and you can't speak French. You don't you in Quebec. You have to speak French
I'm like I'm from Manitoba. Sorry
She goes, I will next time you come to next time Quebec you will you will you will speak here you will speak authentic you learn
And I'm like I don't think I'm ever coming back lady. I don't think I'm ever fucking coming back. I'm gonna be completely fucking honest
Super no not on tour. This was in Quebec. This was closer to Ontario. This is what I was leaving
She was so fucking mean
That trip was so exhausting chat that trip was so fucking exhausting I
Like I have I go I was scarred from that fucking trip, dude
I was scared to talk to people because it was just so like I
Was like am I like it's just like every time you're gonna talk to somebody's like am I gonna get yelled at?
Like am I just gonna get fucking yelled at?
Crazy, bro. I don't know. Now, you all know the real beef with Carmella. What do you mean?
Is she from Quebec? What the fuck? I thought she was from Ontario or some shit.
She's from Toronto. Well, then, yeah, then there's no beef there, then. There's no real beef
there. Never got yelled at there. Sounds like it'd be better pretending to be
mute. I'll be like that meme in that Uber driver that the guy gets in the
car and I'm pretending to be mute so I just run my phone. Sorry I'm deaf if you
need anything give me a tap.
Do anything bad about trials of Leafs?
Not true.
Not true.
You can't say that Leafs is the only bad thing.
Don't you guys have a fucking highway that's like notorious for like people dying?
Like it's a super dangerous fucking freeway and it's like you go on it like you're just basically risking your life.
I felt like that isn't it like is there highway there or some shit that's like super bad the 401 oh there you go
Oh look at that. Oh the 401 the 401. Oh, hey the 401. Yeah
There's more things bad, okay
But I'll tell you this okay as much as I talk shit about other places in Canada
There's nothing good about Winnipeg
There's nothing good about Winnipeg
I don't think I can name a single thing good about Winnipeg, bro
Like every time I go there, bro, it's just depressed. It's depressing
Chris Jericho's from here. Well, does he live here fuck? No, he got his ass out of here, too
It's it's we get hot fucking summers like brutal hot summers
We get that we get the colder the coldest winters ever like it's like
One of the coldest places on the fucking planet
When a peg is gorgeous, I loved camping there in the spring
You did it you camped in Winnipeg or around Winnipeg like on the outskirts of Winnipeg
I'm talking about the city of Winnipeg bro
It is a dump
Oh, outside the city? Yeah. Yeah, that's, see, that's valid. That's valid. But the city of Winnipeg? Ain't it.
Didn't you guys invent pegging? What's that?
What the fuck is that?
You guys are fucked. Why do you guys fuck? Oh my god.
Moving on, moving on bro. You guys are g- I can't believe you g- why do you guys do
this shit
You guys are I can't believe I just searched that up
And go enjoy your Google ads, Shady.
You searched it?
Yeah, I was like, I thought it was like, oh,
Winnipeg invented something?
The fuck?
So it had to be intrigued for a second.
And now I hate this place even more.
Now I hate this place even more.
Great.
That's great.
Thank you, guys.
Appreciate that.
Thank you.
Fucking ruined my whole day.
Fuck.
Did they actually know?
I don't fucking know!
I think I just got baited.
Oh my God.
Am I got wheezing?
I'm good, good, good.
I'm glad you're laughing.
I'm glad you're laughing.
Have you ever have you ever been to the Yukon? No, I've never I
Have my old neighbor Bob before I moved
He lived
Fuck I think he lived a thing he lived in a Yukon no he lived in
White horse is what white horses in the Yukon, right?
Right?
Okay.
Let me check.
It is?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
It is.
Yeah.
It is.
Okay.
So he lived in Whitehorse, which is in the Yukon, and it's right next to Alaska, by the
way.
And now, and then he ended up back near close to Winnipeg, Manitoba.
I'll tell you this right now.
He regrets coming back.
he wished he stayed there
he wish he stayed up there
and it really opened my eyes to like
wow
have you ever been near Banff? more to go to a place in the entire planet? Banff is
yeah Banff
you know what's sad though? Banff had a really really bad wildfire last year
and a lot of it burned down
a lot of Banff
went into flames dude
uh... I don't know what it looks like now but I know Banff went through
some shit. I left Winnipeg for Calgary, never returned to Winnipeg. I've been to Calgary
and I respect your decision. I think Calgary makes Winnipeg look even worse. I know Calgary
is not the greatest place, I always hear things about Calgary too, but it's so much
better, bro. I liked Edmonton a lot too. I went to Edmonton once. I've been to Edmonton
one time and I really liked Edmonton too. I really liked, okay, Vancouver is cool chat.
I've been to Vancouver a lot because I got family lives in Vancouver. But it just,
Something about Vancouver just makes me feel gross.
It's just a little much.
I don't know. It's just a bit much there.
I don't know what it is. It's made me feel a little weird there.
Saskatchewan, I've been a lot. Saskatchewan is a place.
Saskatchewan is a place if you like the quiet.
Saskatchewan is just, it's flat, it's farm territory.
It's like a little bit flatter than Winnipeg,
or, sorry, flatter than Manitoba.
Well, I mean, certain parts of it anyway.
Saskatchewan is a place that you can go
and watch your dog run away for two weeks.
It's pretty dull.
It's just as dull as Manitoba.
Like, there's just nothing there.
Population's low, it's farm land,
There's just nothing there, nothing really going on
if you like to do things, but like,
it's not a bad place.
I wouldn't say it's a bad place or nothing, but.
Oklahoma, I, will I chat?
I have never been to, I don't think I've ever been
to Oklahoma, but I don't think I'll ever go to Oklahoma
because I'm scared of it.
I'm scared of the thought of being in Oklahoma.
Let me see, have I ever went?
Oklahoma's where, Arizona?
I've never, no, I've never been to Oklahoma.
And I never will go.
And the reason why I'll never go
is because apparently I got tornadoes.
Like, is it like Oklahoma, like the most,
one of the most notorious tornado places on the planet?
I'm horrified of tornadoes, bro.
I'm horrified of them.
Cornelius is like one of the scariest, like he's one of my worst fears.
I can't lie.
They're like, they're just so fucking scary, dude.
You like Florida?
Um, I don't hate, okay.
I don't hate Florida.
But I couldn't stay there, if that makes sense.
I enjoy visiting it, but I wouldn't enjoy being there all the time.
At all.
What's your favorite state you've been to?
That's tough. I really like Tennessee. I thought Tennessee was really like that. The outskirts
of Tennessee, I really liked. Colorado, I really liked. I mean, I went through Colorado.
I never gave, but just let the look of the place. We drove through Colorado, but I never
really stayed there. Just like Tennessee, but Colorado was really nice. Tennessee was
really nice, you know, certain parts of, I think we went through Wyoming a little bit,
like we went through a little bit of Wyoming, and I can't remember where we went through
there, but there was places in the Wyoming, and I'm like, wow, it's like really quiet
and really beautiful here, but yeah, those places were, but one of my favorite is,
don't really know. Is it bad that I really liked Boston 2chat? Is it bad that I thought
Boston was pretty cool? I haven't been to Boston for years and years and years but like,
I have family in Boston so we spent quite, we went there a few times and we spent a
few weeks there and I liked it. I actually very much liked Boston. And I think about
Boston is like they're like they're a hockey city. And I really like I really like my hockey
cities bro. Boston was like, you know, they're they're about that shit. And I fuck dude
I loved it. But, yeah. I don't know. I don't really have a favorite, to be honest. There's
a place I like, but what my favorite is, is that I don't know. I don't really have one.
Idaho? What you call me? I'm just kidding. I've never been there. I don't think I ever,
No, I've never been there.
No, never been there.
Chatterbox, how did you get the name Jagger?
You know, as fucked up as it sounds, I think.
My parents drank a lot.
Okay. My parents drank a lot.
And I have some suspicion, even when my mom, when I was in my mom's bed, she didn't stop.
Because there's no explanation to the name at all.
She said that she hates the Rolling Stones for one, because that's the first thing that everybody gets me.
against me all your parents rolling stones fan Mick Jagger right and my mom
fucking hates the Rolling Stones for whatever reason right so I'm like well
what what then like well how and she goes I don't know you just Jagger and I'm
like like you didn't plan that she was no you just do and I'm like okay mom
Okay. Is this why I was born a little different?
Do you have siblings?
What kind of names do they have?
I don't know if I should say their names.
that's like a thing I should get permission
to talk about them online before I do it.
Well, yeah, I have siblings,
but their names are not like mine's,
and they always complain about it,
which is like, it was fucked up.
There was a time that like,
my siblings would be mad at me because my name was,
like I have a cool name, and I do,
like, and I'm really, I love that, right?
but it's like, how is that my fucking fault?
Why you mad at me?
Oh, fuck, like.
I didn't name myself.
Hold on, China box.
Dude, I'm in the,
you see area in this place sucks dude the only nice thing going on is King's Island
where the hell is that are you the oldest no I'm the middle child I am the
middle child
I am the middle child I got the best I I'm the best child chat because I'm the
child that like the middle child is like a thing that like that's the kid
that it gets forgotten about right because like the first child is
important, and then the last one's important, right? Then you get the middle child, right?
I preferred that, because I got left alone a lot with specific things. My brother and
my brother and sister chat always had this thing that they like, and they're still like
this today, which is so weird. They fight to be the favorite. It's like it's so important
to them to have mom and dad's approval and be like put on this, like to be viewed
a certain way and it's like guys like your why like who gives a fuck why why which also
makes them bad because then they like do shitty things to make like you know like you know
what I mean it's just that's the way you want to live live all right bye how did you
an alley meat holy fuck on a on a video game on gary's mod
yeah yeah we split the games together all the time yeah
What are your thoughts on the Columbus blue jackets?
They're just as shitty as the Jets.
Here's my name that I've heard in a long time, yeah.
Yeah.
Ever been to the UK?
Nope, but it's happening now.
It's happening now.
I'm going to be going to the UK at some point.
And I have to beg and plead Allie to go with me because I don't want to go without her.
But she doesn't really want to fly over the ocean, right?
So like, that's a, I understand that.
But I'm hoping to help conquer that fear.
Well, we're going to go.
We're going to go.
We're going to, I'm going to try to align this with Elm
because I want to go, it'd be better to go with, like,
if Elm is going to go see, it would be with his parents,
like, be his family.
Just because, like, then I have somebody there to go with
he can show me around and he's really fun. It'd be cool. It'd just be really cool. I
want to convince Theo to go through. Is London safe to go now? I don't fucking know. If London
is dangerous, I don't give a fuck. Winnipeg is one of the worst places in Canada. How
How did you win the heart of your wife, Gary's Mod?
Well, it was just like, it's like Gary's Mod, when you plan servers, like I made my own
community and stuff like that, my own server and stuff like all the other servers were
really shitty.
And then like, it was just like that whole time was like a really important my life
through because like, I met a lot of different people that like, I made a lot of good
friends on there during that time when we made a server and stuff like that
I got to meet like a lot of different kinds of people that like really educated me on shit and
But Ali came in early on like I think the second week that I made this whole thing
I
Met Ali and then she we were just we just played games all the time and stuff like damn
And then we were just friends
We always used to use team speak so like every you know even off like off that like you know, we just
had a friend group right and
And we always played games and shit like that and yeah
Maybe it's cuz I was funny, I don't know
That's what I hope the reason was anyway
Problem not that.
What are you, what, really bro?
What's up, Chazzy?
Chazzy, we were just talking about the UK, bro.
What happened at your first in-person meeting, like with Ally?
Are you saying with Ally?
It was embarrassing for me, that's what it was.
If you're talking about me and Ally, it was embarrassing, bro.
I went to go pick her up from the airport and I was so fucking nervous I locked the keys
in my fucking truck.
So when we got back to the truck she had, I had to call my dad to bring me a coat hanger.
My dad brought me a coat hanger and she stood there with my mom and watched me break into
my own fucking truck like I've done it before, like I've, like I was some sort of thief.
Great first impression, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And guess what? I've done it many times.
It was the first time I locked my keys in my truck,
just because I'm dumb, right?
But that day, what the worst fucking day
I ever could have done that.
Yeah.
What's up, Wave? Dude, when have you done your vacation, Wave? When are you coming back?
When are you coming back, bro? I miss you, dude. I actually miss you. I miss mumbles.
He's finally going to get his face pain back.
Mum Daddy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
that chat.
Well, I'll answer that.
I can chat, our youngest son is in Halley's Faith for a nail yelling pizza, pizza, pizza.
and she's just going to stop
yes
hold on, just in case he runs in here
you want pizza?
Ali it doesn't sound like a terrible idea does it?
Now, he loves pizza, Chet. He loves pizza. It's one of his favorite things in the world.
Sometimes, Chet, it's so cute. There was a few times that I've ended streaming and it
was late, but not too, too late, and that I would have time to drive all the way,
Because everything is really far, right?
But like, you know, I'd be like, I'm kind of hungry.
I'm like, I'm hungry too, you know.
And it's the weekend or something like that.
And, you know, our oldest is still up.
Can you see?
He's allowed to stay up late on the weekends.
And he's like, yeah, everybody's kind of like, yeah,
I'm kind of hungry, right?
So I'll be like, OK, fuck it.
Well, I'll go get some pizza for everybody, right?
But our youngest is in bed, right?
He has this time that he has to go to bed.
So he's in there.
And I'll come home with pizza.
It's late and everyone have pizza and I'm like well I'm obviously gonna give him pizza too because I know he's awake
I know he's still up right and I'll walk into his fucking room with a plate of pizza and he'll just go
He'll go pizza
He's so happy fucking just
He's supposed to be in bed, I'm coming in there give him pizza
It's a curious thing bro
I love that shit. I love that shit. And then you go in there after to see if he's finished,
right? And he's just in there like, he's just in there like, yeah, he gives you the
plate and he's all done. He's like, oh, he's all happy. He's like, all right, you're
going to sleep good now, dude. It's so funny.
Do you know what, Chad, the one thing that I'm lucky, me now that I'm lucky that we're
young, like it was hard, like I'm not gonna lie, it was very hard, especially for her like
having kids young, you know what I mean, because it's difficult.
But the best part, the one thing that we got like I know I'm lucky about is that
we're young and I can keep up because we always go to these like we'll take
them to like these play structures right and our youngest has autism right so
like him there's no like you can't threaten him with anything like oh if
it's time to go or you're grounded or something like you can't threaten him
like that it doesn't work right so it's like fuck you like in his brain it's
like it's like fuck you you know peace out boy come if I if we're leaving
come and get me. Yeah, I mean, you, you got to come and get me. So you have to go in there
like play structures to get him. And there's this one place, it's a huge fucking like
it's, it's huge. Like I get lost in this fucking thing. And he can tell like when it's time
to go like, I guess with our body language or like we're putting our shoes, you know,
like he can tell so he'll go to the way top and hide. So I have to fucking go
and get him. Thank God, check his. He's fast, bro. And he's like, you know, it's a small
little area, but I can still outrun him. I can still get through these things faster
than him. Chad, if I was like older, I'd be like, how the fuck do you get a kid out
of there? What do you do? Like, you just wouldn't be able to take him there because
you'd be fucked. You'd never leave. I'm lucky I'm still agile, dude. I'm fucking
leave them there yeah right yelp yelp you want to know something chat he's
too smart for that he's he is he is he's a smart boy he wouldn't buy that shit
because we bribe him with shit all the time and he fucking knows better he knows
better he'll be like yeah right yeah he'd be like yeah fucking right buddy
what's his favorite pizza he just likes pepperoni pizza Slurpees oh dude he
loves Slurpees bro love Slurpees how old are you each uh there are
I don't know, it makes me weird to answer questions like that.
I don't know, this makes me weird.
They're young.
They're very young.
They're young, but they're in school.
But he had this thing through chat.
Both my kids are like this.
I like, this is one of my favorite things about having kids so young is that like
They get to, it's like how lucky I got.
Like, they get to meet their grandparents, right?
And they're great grandparents, right?
So like, they are super close with my grandparents.
They're great grandparents, right?
To the point where like, dude, it was so annoying,
but it's nice at the same time that like,
we would drive to the city.
You gotta go grocery shopping,
They would get so mad if we didn't go see my grandparents, like they're great grandparents,
they would get so pissed off because they wanted to go so bad.
And that's such a nice thing, my grandparents love that, it's like their favorite thing,
they love that, right?
And obviously, you know, like it's nice, right?
But it's nice because like now it's just nice, dude.
I'm sure like a lot of people here you probably never got the opportunity to meet your great grandparents or even your grandparents for with that
Right, and like you're like obviously you're probably like you know, it's you wish you could have
right
I'm sure that there's quite a quite a few right
Yeah
so like
Yeah, I know how it is to like be that lucky to get to know
your grandparents and your great my great-grandparents you know what I mean
which has been which is really really nice so that cat tower is epic it's
fucking huge it's huge bro
what lore should new viewers get to know for this current arc for a chat
Oh, dude, it's, uh, even if I explained it to you, you'd, I don't think it would still
click.
You'd have to see the, there's, there is chat.
I promise you if you want to know, you should watch it.
There's lore all over YouTube.
There's, there's a whole story, right?
And that's like, that's like, the thing is though, it's like, I don't want to
just give you my life that you should look at everybody's lore you should look
at her lore you should look at chatterboxes lore and now now and a very
important piece is barracks lore right because a lot of people are like only
watching one point of view which is okay right but getting angry and shit like
that and being weird right you should look at all sides right and understand
that like everybody has reasons and like barrack has crazy lore which is you
which is obviously going to have effect on what he's doing, right?
It's very important to know, if you really are interested in the story, you have the time, you should use that time to look at everybody's lore.
It's a good opportunity to understand why certain things are happening.
You know how long he's been playing that guy?
You know how long he's been playing that guy?
Don't think that whatever he's doing now is a coincidence.
It's just a coincidence is not, right?
You're slowly getting the unlocks, right?
And that's the right way to get it.
Because he slowly hands out unlocks, that's where you're like, oh, oh, that's the whole
point of this.
The whole point.
I love that.
I love stuff like that.
Our guy's been trying to perm his character forever.
Fuck him.
I hope he doesn't do it.
I think, like obviously, whatever his choice is,
his choice, right, but like, I think it'd be better
if he just goes with whatever happens, right?
You know, wherever this takes everybody, right?
It's still, because this is such a big thing, right?
And it leaves windows like tons of,
you know how much role play he can create after this?
You know how much role play this guy can do after this?
This guy can fucking do so much and I hope to see it.
I hope no one perma is bright.
I hope not.
I fucking fucking Valkyrie, bro.
She's like, she's putting shit on me.
She goes, oh, oh, um, yeah, I have decided or she said something along the lines I've
decided to have permaconditions for Raymond or whatever inspired by chatty.
What do you fucking mean?
How is that?
You're gonna make this my fault?
You're gonna make this my fault?
God damn it.
People have just been calling Berek boring, which is really sad because he's anything
but boring.
It's the government person.
Oh my God.
Yeah, see that's not fair.
Like that's, okay, let me tell you this, let me, okay, put it this way, okay, here's
Here's how I'm going to argue with that stupid take, with people who are giving that stupid
take.
Listen.
What he is doing is perfect.
I don't exactly know, but our POV is enough to know that he's just getting started.
He's getting unlocks and he's getting to know the other character.
So he's following along right and obviously he's going to be the way he's going to be
which some people is going to find boring, okay?
But you've got to give time for things to build up, for his character to make changes.
You can't just say, oh he's boring, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let the guy cook.
Things need to develop.
You're not always going to get a reaction right away.
Things got to build up internally.
He has to let his character build up things internally for things to...
You know what I mean?
If everything was just instant, like if he was just reacting instantly in a bad way,
that's boring, bro.
You want to have a build up, bro.
You want things to build up and build up, build up, build up, and then things might
happen, right?
Give time.
Give time.
But, listen, like, some people are saying you're starting to understand his lore, he has some crazy shit going on.
What if he just dropped all that shit on day one, day two, day three?
That's boring, bro. That's boring. This is not boring.
You're getting it now. You're already, now we're in times in, things are, there's a lot of shit going on in this conflict.
Now you're getting it. Now you can sit here and be like, oh my god.
Stop judging too early guys.
Stop judging too early.
So when it's time for Chattie to play the uno reverse
and go to the hare and say he will pay for all any depth to let her
let her go and become an assassin to her city.
You know what?
You know what's crazy?
That take right there is pretty crazy
because there was an idea there.
A pretty fucked up idea, but.
Giving the same look, Violet gave, well, hi.
No, I have a lot of weird ideas, Chad,
that I wanna try.
My theory on the Joe Goldberg thing is so stretched, but because it just makes so much
sense, that's where Chatterbox is going to go with this.
Even though it probably isn't Joe, at the same time it could be Joe, what a twist if
it was, right?
But it just makes so much sense that Chatterbox has to, that's his mind right now, okay?
this guy is a fucking serial like is the serial killer and like it's just because it doesn't make
sense yet it makes so much sense but whether you think it's him or you don't think it's him whatever
going down this road thinking it is him is fucking crazy and i think i'm gonna
chat about has to lean into that unless he's convinced otherwise and the only way that you're
gonna get him off of this path though and like it's just a hammer convinced is by
by something has to happen for their minds to change on that.
Like, and I like, it is what it is.
Cause I think about it, Chad.
Well, what about the company, the rich thing?
What, what, what if, what if, what if?
Yeah, okay.
This company stuff happened.
They took this money, they got into debt.
Ray was working off, like had to work off this debt,
whatever, okay?
but like what if Joe is just pretending
like this debt was paid off?
He was just working for her.
And like the actual company like has nothing to do with this
and both Mickey and her are being manipulated
to think that this guy is the guy, right?
Maybe they did, he did get this money,
Mickey did get this money, right?
But like what if Joe would disguise himself
And like just maybe maybe that this company guy died or something he killed this guy and he's just pretending and the whole company thing is just
What if there's gonna be an unlock later that the company went?
Went to shit. I don't know like there's so many different things that like could be
There could that that could be that's what's going on in my brain right now
And I'm just like I'm just fucking fuck keeping that all that stuff stuff off the table
just have it on the table because it's nuts because
The way Ray Mondre acted to the whole dad question was so wild, that's like, wait, you don't know if it's your dad, maybe.
Maybe she doesn't know, so why could that be? There's a lot of questions, there's always a lot of questions, okay?
So maybe the debt thing was the excuse. That's the excuse.
But because she paid the debt, it just now it wasn't enough?
Well, why wasn't it enough? Because the debt maybe never mattered in the first place.
It was never that mattered. All that mattered was Chatterbox being alive.
because if he's stalking her he that's what it is right stalkers want full
control of who they're stalking right and get rid of the threat around her
right and that isn't that like Joe Goldberg like isn't that like him isn't
that like what he did what he was doing does or some shit like I like I
I don't know what you're talking about. My brain is like...
My brain is fucked up with this shit.
But I will tell you this at the same time. I'll tell you this at the same time.
Sorry Chatter Cup Sans, I'm going to tell you this at the same time.
however this ends, however this fucking ends. Remember, the characters did change and Ray
said it to chatterbox many times. It's been four years. I'm different, right? Well, so
those chatterbox. And a big main reason for the Jagger arcs was sick of being used, right,
sick of being used, right, and just there for the benefits what he can do for people.
But their, you know, chatterbox was, he puts them for the, he chooses clowns first but
then would be chosen second, right, in return, okay?
That was to get rid of that.
And a lot of the clowns that are gone now
were part of that, and the ones that stayed
chose Chatterbox first.
Out of respect, that Chatterbox
is always doing stuff for them too, right?
At the end of this, no matter what happens,
He's going to look at the situation now, what follows.
And if he looks at the love life situation to where like,
she has to stand there and look at both Barrick and Chatterbox, whatever.
Chatterbox won't be the second choice.
If that's, to him, it's just like, that means, to him, that means everything
that they went through all this shit maybe wasn't as important to her for like this way he's gonna
view it right then he thought because he's not gonna be the second choice and there shouldn't
be a question to him right because the you know how long it took for the whole like characters
to say like a love word to each other right because to him that word is fucking
like the strongest word on the planet right and he doesn't believe in like
in his mind okay this is just chatterbox's mind okay it doesn't mean
this is how it is okay so calm down for the people that might get mad about
this just not it's not fucking real but for chatterbox you you only say that
the one person. It's different when you say to your mom, your dad, you know, your, you
know, whatever. But like in that way, for him, it's only one person. So this could get
bad. Be on your toes, guys, be on your toes. And don't be surprised because this could
to get bad. Remember the Jaguar, if wherever we saw those Jaguar's, just remember those.
They gotta mean something. They gotta mean something. And they have to carry the value
of what came from it, have to carry. And carry over to the next situation and things
gotta fall, they have to mean shit, okay? Be ready. Or whatever the fuck's gonna
happen here because it might be bad but to be honest it'll be pretty cool. I'm
here for that shit.
Theme content, right.
Something I'm confused about is that everybody Ray cares about is at risk, yet they don't
seem to be concerned that it goes after her new friends.
Yeah, that part we'll get, we'll get, we might get unlocks on that, like that's a, that's
something that we probably shouldn't know yet, that in my opinion.
Things are going to come out and flourish as time goes on, right?
I already know that ChateauCops is doomed, but honestly, Judy, it was doomed when
it started.
It was doomed when it started.
And let's be real, isn't that like the point of every single,
isn't that like the whole thing?
Like they're always doomed from the start.
That's the fun of it, right?
If they're not, like it's like, eh, you know.
But the story chat, the story is so fucking good.
It's so fucking good.
Like, oh my God.
That's why it's okay to root for different things Chad, it's okay to root for different
things but you just gotta understand like it's not like on this POV chat you know,
just know it, you know it like it's never, it's not something to get angry about, it's
never something to get upset about, it's not because like it's role play we want to
have a good story and having just a perfect relationship that never is going to end is
not going to give you a good story, Chad.
This whole thing, the clown hair and then the stuff that's happening on the outside
of that? Yeah, you're getting like, you're getting fed like fucking a 10 star fucking
meal on every end. You know what I mean? You're having you have a story and then a story and
then a story and then a story and they're all like jiving together. It's fucking crazy.
Ray literally said, wait hold on, Ray literally said last night that she's feeding us every single fucking day.
Yeah, Jack, guess what? Me too. I'm being fed too, okay? I don't have to do anything.
I don't, like, I don't have to do anything. I just, we're just...
We're just like...
I don't even know what we're doing. We're just...
I feel lazy, bro. I feel lazy.
I don't have the responsibility to be like, I'm not responsible to plan this, I'm just
It's being handed to me. This arc has basically been handed to me.
And they're just giving me, they're feeding all of us, bro. She's feeding everybody.
Ray's doing all the work, bro. That's the thing. Guys, appreciate that, please.
It's so good. It's so good.
Put it this way. Put it this way. For those that are getting mad about the whole relationship shit,
it. Would it be if she came back and then this Barrick thing wasn't happening? Would it be
as interesting as it is now? Maybe. But because of the whole Barrick thing and what he's doing
is so fucking good. It's 10, it makes this go fucking crazier than it already could have
It's way more cinematic because now there's way more problems than the main problem.
There's more problems.
The more problems you have, the more interesting, the more nerve-wracking this entire thing is.
Because there's more on the line, there's more what ifs, there's more, you know.
So you waste your time by getting mad about it when you should be like, this is fucking
sweet.
I have to remind everybody every day, even though I could just give up and ignore it, I think
it's – I'm just going to remind everybody every day just to make sure you touch grass,
not real, it's okay.
It's not real, all right.
It's okay to want certain things for people's characters, that's okay.
But it's not a way to hunt, you know,
you gotta cut each other's throats.
And it's just, it's a useless thing to do.
Okay, it's a very useless thing to do.
Very useless.
Joey, thank you for the 10 bomb.
Christine, thank you for the five bomb.
Appreciate you guys.
Alex, thank you for the 25 gifted now.
Thank you, appreciate that.
Holy shit, thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh my goodness.
But yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do this every day till the Sargass done. I'm just gonna talk. I'm gonna keep reminding people
Touch grass and the ones that don't you know
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for whatever whatever's going on with you, but yikes
I'll tell you this around, to me the good ending is no one dies.
To me the good ending is no one dies.
Everything else doesn't matter.
It's just the good ending is that no one dies.
That's the good ending.
Except Varys.
Yes, yes, yes.
Except him.
Even Barrick?
Yeah.
Even Barrick.
Yes.
Barrick, if he dies, I am going to be fucking angry.
I am going to be angry.
Yeah, so I don't know, we'll see.
The 17th is coming, we still got a lot of time.
For those that don't understand this part too, some people have clocked it in chat.
Some people clocked it.
Some people.
There is a reason.
There is a reason on top of the reason that Chatterbox is being so pushy with her.
He said that all this is like her time away and people saying shit, whatever has built resentment towards her resentment towards chatterbox, right?
Now, chatterbox is blunt and forward, whatever, right? That's just him, but he does it also because
he knows there's something going on with her back. He knows.
knows. He's angry about it. But she keeps saying, I don't want to shoot you. The more angry
she is with him, the more angry she is with him, the more likely she won't back out of
what the plan is on that bridge. And she'll fucking do it. More likely. So it's like for
your own good, for her own good, it like, it's he's like, he doesn't necessarily want
to do it but he you know it is what it is dude it is what it is are you trying
to kill Jack no no no but he needs to get shot he needs to get shot because if
he gets shot
Varys' guard goes down a little bit he's gonna be watching that so if he's
He's there, takes his mask off, holds it to his chest, and says, shoot this.
How else are you going to get the blood on it, right?
She'll do it.
She'll try to make sure that she does it, right?
He goes down.
She takes that mask, kicks this dumbass.
dumbass over the fucking bridge see ya buddy right now by this time if this guy
is not already caught plan B she has to go deliver it
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I got another idea I got another idea
We gotta get into roleplay, bro.
We got again to roleplay right fucking now.
I have an idea, I have an idea, bro.
I cooked, I just cooked, I just got an idea.
I got an idea, bro, and I cooked.
It is perfect.
Write it down, don't no need to write it down.
No need.
We're jumping in right fucking now.
We're gonna figure this shit out.
Oh
Bro
It's time for flyroan.
We need flyroan.
Oh, we need flyroan.
that's our man's for this part and guess what chat also none of us whoever that
is thank you for the 10 gifted appreciate it thank you I think fly
ron's coming to the council to chat but if this guy stepped up bro and I'm
I'm gonna tell you why I think Flyrone is material for the clown, so after what he's just shown to us these last couple weeks.
This man's was doing drunk shit, right? It was so much fun. You know, once at the burger shop was doing shit, right?
Now the DOC stuff happened, he made sure he took care of Chatterbox in there.
But at the same time as he's taking his job seriously, Chatt, Flyrone was like, fuck, I'll get drunk.
I don't care, I'll get drunk on the job and stood there in hesitation, get hammered.
That's clown shit, bro. He's proving that he's guided. He understands what we're doing here
So we're gonna see we're gonna see chat about something talk to the group about him. He's stepping up like Bell did
Trader thank you for the five gift ed
Yeah, I'm gonna grab a water bottle gonna grab a water bottle
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh a banger playing two right now damn!
Hell yeah bro!
It's so good, bro
Here's a fear so legendary dude I know man
Lang said you're not a real clown though, I don't know what to believe anymore
Yo, don't listen to Lang, alright?
You don't listen to Lang, okay?
You don't listen to a guy
That fails every business he starts everything just fails. Okay, rooster's rest shit. Hold. Okay. All right
Rooster's rest was a fail a flop. All right. Oh, okay
Cypress or whatever?
That's Cypress. What was before Cypress?
What's that Cypress that was that big big business he had in 3.0?
Cerberus!
Cerberus!
How about that?
Huh?
Your gang dead?
New Babylon?
Shit.
The clean boys fucked?
Uh, fucking.
Then now what is it?
The brick boys or some shit?
Hell down the farm, how'd that hold up, hold up, hold up, huh?
Nah, I'm sorry Buddha, my bad bro, my bad.
No, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha.
Thank you for the pride on everything, bro.
I really appreciate it.
I was just kidding.
I was joking, bro.
I love Lang.
I think Lang is right.
Yeah, Chatterbox is Chris, bro.
He's Chris, it's Chris.
You're right, you got my ass.
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
of
you tried was this
okay so we need to call 1059 calls that doesn't count prison calls does it holy fuck
I'm just trying to figure out what is the best way to fix it, but it doesn't work.
Holy fuck.
and
I have a question.
I might have an answer.
Okay, so, okay, so, you said,
man, you guys got to buy those bracelets
in the DLC, right?
Yeah.
And you can put them on anybody?
I don't know about that.
But they track people, right?
Yeah, yeah.
What if I know it's risky with your job and stuff but what if I gave you the
money to get one and then we could put it on somebody and see if they tracks or
they go you think that'd be risky for your job oh fuck
I mean, take a risk here and there, baby.
One second, give me one second.
Yeah, okay, anyway, yeah.
Thing is, though, I wanna know if the cops see it.
I mean, we could test that, though.
We could, yeah, we could test it.
We could crack our stumbles, you know?
Yeah, we could definitely test it.
I'm down for it.
But even if the cops see it.
On the day of that we need it it's not that big of a deal because it might be safer if the cops see it
I'll meet up with you in a little bit. Oh, I'll explain to you exactly what I want to do
You guys get it now you guys understand now
When you're locked up in prison, chat.
When you're locked up in prison, they can take you out to go do jobs or like a prisoner activity
days or whatever, right?
So before you leave, they have to put a bracelet on you.
That bracelet does two things.
It doesn't it avoids the prison restriction so you don't get teleported back into prison if you leave the walls and
B
You're constantly being tracked so the DOC can track you
While you're out and about in case you try to escape
The only way you can take off this bracelet is if the DOC take it off of you or the cops
What if, on the day of, Chatterbox gives Raymond a gift, and the gift is this bracelet.
She doesn't know what the bracelet does.
So there's no way we can lose her when she has to go deliver this mask.
There's no way they have to risk them being seen following when they can follow at a greater
distance because they'll know where she's at at all times.
And then they have the opportunity to handle this.
Would she know?
No.
We don't tell her what the bracelet is.
She's a cop though.
She is a cop, yes.
But we don't tell her what the bracelet is.
Wow.
Does Barrick know what it is?
Probably, that's why he can't know,
because he'll ruin it.
Well, I wouldn't say that.
Charibox would assume he would ruin it.
I have to be careful how I say things because I don't want people to get the wrong idea
all the time.
Their box would assume he would ruin it, okay?
But we don't give it to her until the day of, like, before the shooting happens.
What if she doesn't wear it?
That's a risk we got to take.
That's the part of this.
We don't know, right?
It's a good plan.
Obviously, you don't know if it's...
We have to try to convince her.
That's the whole thing.
We have to try.
Yeah, like, or, yeah, Tessa, like Tessa can go see her before and say, say like, that
Does she know something bad is going to happen today or something?
And maybe for her, please.
This is Chatterbox's good luck charm.
Can you wear it?
Can you just wear it for today?
And then maybe she'd be like, oh, I guess, or something, you know what I mean?
We just have to hope.
Yeah, DOC or a cop has to apply, but Fly Room can be there.
My room was holding it while Chatterbox was in prison.
They never gave it back.
Like I just said, they never gave it back.
There's so many things you can say to each other.
There's a lot of what ifs here.
But we keep this on the DL because we
don't want this to get back to anybody,
like Barrick or anybody.
We don't want it to get back to them
Because they could, there's a potential that they could say something to her and this would be ruined.
Because remember, Shadowbox is not, as a good thing as it sounds, it's also a mean thing, like he's going behind her back to do this shit.
This is getting nuts!
We got to go to...
to pharmacy first.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
I hope we get a ride. I hope somebody's doing Goober today. I really like that the Goober
app works, Chad. I like getting picked up and just driving around random people, because
they're like, you just get the fun roleplay, you get to talk to different random ass people.
Wait what?
what the fuck
when chat to get a car never bra I don't think shadowbox ever get a car
hey who you never saw the clown vans and 4.0 we ended up getting clown vans
after so long and they're really cool zips designed it designed the livery
and uh they the devs put it on the van and gave us a bunch of them
I don't have like a crazy good picture of them at the moment
let's see if I might have one
I guess I don't have a picture of him right now.
off the fine one
all we got it we got a driver coming
uh... private prank call was redeemed uh...
why did they keep buck
i hate these i hate these motherfuckers
I'll do the prank all right now
if I call her I call her right now
Hello? Hello? Who's this?
Tati?
Hey, she's Tati.
Hey, Tati, let me ask you something.
You know this girl here, Jordan Milo, you know her?
Um, no, I don't think so.
Oh, you don't think so? So she lied to me, huh?
I got her here right now and I'm going to cut her head off.
And she said, oh no, call this number.
She's the one that helped me do all this stuff.
You robbing my friends?
Are you talking about...
Are you talking about Jordy, like Jordy Miles?
Jordan Miles, yes.
Yeah, I call her Jordy.
Oh, you call her Jordy.
Oh, that's your daughter.
We went to high school together.
Oh, you went to high school together.
Yeah, we got to high school together.
Oh, so you did do this.
OK, well, I tell you something.
I'm here to go and cut her head off,
because she got caught trying to rob, rob my people,
and take their moony.
And we got her.
And now we have her here.
She would never.
This must be a mistake.
We have her at the chicken factory right now, OK?
And you're going to come here with my moony
and with my money, okay?
What money?
$2,000, she's still, and I want it back.
She said call you, and if you do not bring it here,
if you do not bring it here, she's going to die.
And I'm going to tell you this too,
don't you try to call her.
If I hear her phone ring, I'm going to ocean dump her.
Okay, bitch, where are you?
What you call me?
She's like, she's all the way in the corner.
What you call me?
Now, it's going up, price went up.
You heard what I called you, hoe?
Price went up, price went up, $500.
Try again, you want to keep this up?
Okay.
And you're still stupid, hoe,
Make it another $500!
$3,000! $3,000 now!
Yes!
Yeah!
I'll bring you $3,000!
We'll see you at the chicken factory!
You better not lay a finger on her!
You better not lay a finger on her!
You'll see, you'll see, you'll see!
Well, well, well!
I got a gift for you at the chicken factory!
It's all yours!
But!
But!
But!
But!
But!
But!
You have to call me and say thank you.
Okay, at the chicken factory?
Where the hell is that? I'm like in Stabs Bay right now.
It's in Polito Bay.
Polito Bay.
You'll see it. It's a chicken factory.
You'll see it. It's in the middle of Polito Bay.
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
I'll go grab it now. Okay, bye!
Yay!
Wait, what?
What?
You got a weapon?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, you might just make sure there's one, something in your hand just in case.
Okay, wait, are you setting me up?
Well, no, that's not telling you to have a weapon, because I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Well no, that's why I'm telling you to have a weapon because uh...
I do not trust you. I'm not putting a weapon in my hands. Now I'm curious and I'm going to go see but I'm not...
Oh fuck.
Can I not put stuff in the garbage?
Wait, what?
Oh, that's odd.
Hey, are you doing taxi rides right now?
Yeah, where am I lost?
I'm at, uh... I'm at Alta Street Apartment. Give me a lift.
Uh, the old Alta Street Apartment?
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, yeah, sure. I can do that.
Alright, I'm not... Yeah, you'll see, man. I'm just standing on the corner.
Alright, I'll see you soon.
Thanks, man!
I
All right
We need clowner at 5.0 edition yeah, we'll get it. We'll get it. We'll definitely get it. We'll figure something out
You're flying, thank you for the nine months, Kendra, thank you for the prime, Miss Fire,
thank you for the prime, Jenjix, thank you for the 25 months, today's captain, thank
you for the gifted sub, Charlie, thank you for the gifted sub.
What up?
Hey, Jaddy, how you doing?
I'm doing okay.
Can we go to the pharmacy and then Burger Shop?
Yeah, sure thing. Where's the newest pharmacy from here?
I think right this way, like north.
It's the one in Vinewood, right?
Yeah, that's the closest one, I think.
Is he still the same? No one calling for taxis?
Yeah, unfortunately so.
You should get like maybe two to three calls a day.
That's it?
Yeah.
I'm trying to see what I need from people here.
I can't really age the fact that people steal cars, though.
You think there'd be more people that didn't do crime? That would want to, you know?
The people that do that already have cars.
I'm telling you, it's a large majority that steal cars.
I guess that's true. I guess that's true.
They need more cops.
Let's see if I can get a...
Well, they just can't be everywhere is the thing.
Unless they just camp outside the apartments.
That's not a terrible idea though, you know?
I have a cop station there, it's not a terrible idea.
Yeah, but if they had more cops, it wouldn't be that busy,
because they had more availability, right?
I guess that could work.
You should talk to the mayor.
You should talk to the mayor, both doing like a...
Like a program at the apartment, you know what I mean to have one cop station there
Now what about you what are you doing up there? Well, I'm on parole so I'm trying to be careful
He picked up his phone. It does not stop ringing it. Oh wait, I'm not gonna answer it.
I thought I wished that was me.
What? You know, no you don't.
I just sent people to the chicken factory saying that their friend is hostage.
I got like both of them to go there and then I called the cops saying there's people hostage there.
So they get searched by the cops.
I'm just yucking people over.
Okay, I guess they're probably calling me back like, what the yuck?
Yeah.
I guess that's a clown behavior for you.
Um, so...
I...
spoke to Ray while I was in prison.
And I kind of understand now maybe why she hasn't called you back
How soon
Her life in shambles man
Her life is in shambles right now
Yeah, she's like I know she's a cop now. Yeah, but man you just find like talking where you can tell she is miserable
Don't repeat that but like I think she's just
Maybe she doesn't want to bring her sadness on you or something like that's what I'm getting like this
That's what I'm reading
I mean, baby, but she just, I don't understand things, they get cancelled last minute.
And if she asked me to do Scooby yesterday, I'd send you like four text messages over
the span of four hours and never get a response.
That's the only way.
Yeah.
I would, you know what I would do if I was you?
Don't text her.
Just call.
You think call is the answer?
Calling it with her is absolutely answer. We're literally we literally don't text her anymore
I guess you can give that a go. I always hate bothering people
Well, you know, you know what I mean? Well, I mean
Yeah, I feel I understand that but like how many times have you texted me in the past? I don't respond
Lots yeah
Because I'm just bad with my phone, right?
I'm really down my fucking cool. You'll be always in the middle of a police chase
And then there's that right but but when you call me it gets me thinking more
Oh my god, I gotta call Max back try that that increases me calling you back because then I try to remember
Hey guys, you are doing okay
I wanted to come here and ask you guys a question
Okay, I'm just interested in maybe uh buying some what you got some good week from Mexico
Well, are you interested in getting cab rides at least a couple times a week?
Uh, yeah, sure. I would love that.
Okay, after you make it, after you go on a cab, after you call a taxi and take a taxi ride at some point,
and they tell me that you did it, then I'll buy some weight. How about that?
Alright, yeah, sure. Uh, what exactly do you want me to do again?
I didn't understand that word you said, but I got you.
You take what you want me to do?
Wait, when you gotta go somewhere instead of stealing a car, you take a cab ride.
Oh, okay. Yeah, I can do that. Okay. Okay. You buy how many joints of me? I don't know like 10. Oh
All right
Three hundred a piece
Like, dude
What just got out of prison I got a hundred thousand dollar fine. What do you want from me?
Come on chatty. Come on. We know you're rich. You're balling in money
You got that big house up in a big seat and shit you're you're chillin man. You're good. Right. Right. Yeah, you're so right. I'm
Just we're broke here. I'm trying to talk so man. Come on chally
Help me. You know where I come from man. I come from the body and shit. I said I'm broke but the for real
Just help me out man and good faith. You know what I mean?
In good faith
Okay
We'll see what happens. We'll see
Okay, thanks. Thank you for the ride
I appreciate it. Hold on. We're gonna go anywhere
Use some money
I'll get up taxi and I'll give you a call back
Yeah, I gotta get a job
Okay
Hey, bad for max, bro. I feel for him dude balling though chatty. Come on. You don't
My business account may have a hundred grand in it, but my personal account doesn't oh
Shit, okay, I see I
Understand that so cool. Whatever you got money. Let me know. Okay. I will I will
Well, you actually work here too. Yeah, I work here man. I gotta do something
I have a number if he's for me okay. I'm just gonna get my knife. I'll be back. I'm gonna kill Voss
I don't want to chat the only thing I like to do a burger shot is cashier and if somebody's already doing it
I'm not I don't want to push him out of it. You know what I mean?
I'll just get some food here and then we'll put this on us
If it's his birthday
Hey man, here's a splint.
What's a splint?
What's that splint on you right now?
What do you think about that?
Constitution legal, sir.
What do you think about that, Vos?
Number 90's ready?
Number 90's ready, guys!
You know what, Chatterbox can answer this question.
Any Chatterbox who would help this customer?
I sure would.
Yeah, yeah, he wants to.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hey man!
I am looking for access to the back to take photos of your meats
I'll buy four joint you go show them the delicious meats in the back
Sure, I can do that. Yeah. Oh
Perfection
I'm true.
This is going to be.
It is all for the name of art.
Oh, I'm sorry you might want to watch it.
Hello.
Yeah, exactly what i'm at number eight
I don't want to be here what the fuck i'm hearing
Oh
Oh, oh, I enjoy burgers have very much
Oh, bro
Who the fuck afforded something like this already?
Oh
Oh
Shit this car sick
the
Oh, yeah, that's fire, bro
Oh
Dude that's so cool. Can you make him wink now now that would be awesome
But I don't know like these are turning signals and stuff
Oh there's no there's just the okay no turning signals
This is this car sick
I can't wait to see anything.
Okay, um, we should link up with Flyron and go over to the other side of the map.
Um, we should link up with Flyrone and go over this plan, but we gotta talk to Tessa first.
Might be early for Tessa though. Tess or Twinkle?
I got it.
She will get it guys. Calm down. Everybody needs to calm down.
Calm down.
I was waiting to shoot the guy that was squarely lining up to do that.
I'm so sorry.
That's my lead in it.
It's okay. You didn't need to. I know you would never approve this.
It was funny.
It's never not funny, you know?
You guys up too?
You guys working?
You work here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Somebody taint them!
Somebody taint them!
I don't want to taint them!
I just want to know what it's in here
I'm gonna taint that
Oh my god
What's your problem?
Help!
I don't want to taint you
No!
I can't!
I can't!
You're not facing a king!
Okay, guys.
Come on, enough!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Do not stand on that fire!
Do not...
Wait, wait, wait.
Get him out of there!
Get him out of there!
Get out of the truck!
Get out of the truck!
Get him out of there!
Get him out of the truck!
Ah!
Burn him!
Burn him!
Stop it!
Don't burn him!
Just get back in the truck.
Ah!
Pull him out so I can push him into the flare!
Pull him out so I can push him into the flare!
Take him again!
Not in the car!
Guys, I need everybody to calm down!
He pushed me in the flare!
Oh shit, the flare rolled under the car!
Eddie!
We gotta go, we gotta...
Holy shit.
If the windows weren't broken chat and they couldn't taze me I could have stole it
I don't know which car is this I don't know
Oh, no.
Ha ha.
the
the
I'm just gonna use that kit hold on, let's do one time use.
Hey Abelette, you know we kinda had to let the cops know that we got chased by a crazy
cop.
We didn't say your name though.
I stole this car.
Okay, just step from there.
Just step from there so you don't freak your...
Yeah, I'm leaving.
Okay, next one.
Okay.
Bye.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
the
punch up
Holy shit.
A boat anchor? You have to buy a boat anchor? Oh.
Like you get lockpicks here now.
and
I'm trying to think, yeah, there's something...
Hmm, twinkles.
Taxi-Maxi.
Uh, twinkles, twinkles, twinkles, twinkles.
Twinkles.
Hey!
Oh, you're awake! Hey, um...
Yes.
Where you at? Where you at?
For now, I was gonna give her something and then I'll go to the farm.
Okay, I'll go, I'm coming, I gotta talk to you. I'll be right there.
Hey, do you want any food by the way?
I'm gonna stop at the bird chat.
All right, if you're not at the house, I'll meet you at the farm.
I gotta talk to you.
I got an idea.
All right, bye.
Oh my God.
So, we're gonna go to the drive-thru in this stolen car.
Yeah, that we stole from Bergerside, exactly, exactly.
I
Yo, yo, yo, whoa, what are you going man?
Hey, hey, that's Michael again. What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, man? What are you talking about?
You psycho path!
I
have to ditch this car. He's going to call the cops.
I'll just put it in there.
Surely he'll find it.
Yeah, there's a helicopter up there. Yeah, chat. There is.
I
Fuck
Okay, grapeseed, but no, we, we gotta go to burger shot, we gotta go to burger shot first.
Burger shot, grapeseed.
I want to make sure that's food.
I'm gonna be here, thank you.
Oh, thanks.
Well, you, Chad, do you think they could track their cars?
You think they can?
Okay, good, good, like if they couldn't that what I did was a little dirty, but at least if you get track of that's good
It's my rare car. Well, it depends. It's all depending.
With some of those unlocks yesterday, I don't think he's going to do that right now.
It's pretty, he's pretty mad.
Stop, Donnie.
What's going on here, baby? Long time no see.
What, people? I've been in prison!
Really? You've been in prison? You can talk to me before you go to prison?
How am I going to talk to you before I go to prison?
Well, you probably know when you're gonna do some shenanigans like, oh, hey, I might go to prison.
Maybe I should tell Donnie first.
You're there! I did terrorism!
Yeah, but, like, you didn't call. You probably had, like, quarters hanging around.
I talked to you right before I did it.
Yeah, but not during. Was I not important enough during?
During? I was dead. They shot me. I was a dead man's cellar. I was almost dead.
How can you be dead being alive? So I'm just trying. It doesn't really matter. It doesn't really matter.
It's the world we live in, pal!
I understand.
You didn't even come and visit me!
No! What are you talking about?
You didn't even come and visit me!
I did! I did twice! I did twice!
No, you didn't. No, you didn't.
I didn't.
I even tried calling, you know, really, really,
because I believed it was karma,
and I was calling it went beep,
and then it hung up immediately.
Never got to call back.
What were you talking about?
I don't have a phone.
I was in prison.
You were probably on another contact
or something from your other...
your other friends.
People just showed up and used to come and get me and say hey you got a visitor and they did that everything
and then you didn't.
Oh really? Really? Because you know what?
Yeah, what?
I heard about a little auction.
I heard that there's a...
All I know is that I thought you were struggling out here being a little, you know, twink street meat type shit.
No, you wrote it down. The clowns had hundreds of thousands of dollars and I'm over here.
Bending tooth and nail, summoning Zeus himself to get you this fucking truck, and you've had all that money all along?
Uh, well, I'll tell you something, bubba, okay? I didn't have it all along. It was, I, when I found out about this, I was in prison.
So then I pulled the clothes and said, hey guys, lock it in, and they locked it in and did what you did and pulled their money together, okay?
They all fought tooth and nail to get that, that money just like you did.
Because just like them, just like you, they're good people, and they locked in.
They do a good thing.
The only difference is, Donny, the only difference is, is they deliver on it.
You're pretending like you don't have the bill of sale.
You're gonna have to make a choice, Chattie.
What's the choice?
Or the bill of sale.
What does that mean?
You have five minutes to decide
Yeah, what's the what's the choice here him or the bill of sale
Ten or more
We choose the bill of sale.
678. We got an eight.
Be careful. The bandits are around.
Oh
Hello?
This is all done.
Oh shit this is all done in here.
Okay Ember okay what the fuck Ember what the fuck?
Alright. Kitchens, case of beer, case of beer, case of beer. Wait what's this? Oh
Oh wait, what though?
Why is the stuff on the floor?
I
Don't box box you owe me hundred twenty two thousand dollars pay up Helen
Ticket fine. Haley Maxwell charges attempted first degree murder. $5,200.
Well, I'm sorry just got to the funnels, okay, cool
I'll put all this bills upstairs
All the bills on this night table nightstand or whatever
5200 3700 3200
2100 holy fuck
but he didn't get the one for
he didn't get his fine mail yet for the other stuff
No, yo!
And it's gonna happen again, you will never get your voice back.
You will never get your voice back.
You're gonna keep losing it,
and then you're gonna lose limbs,
your fingers,
your toes,
your...
sexes up.
Bye!
Twiggles, Twiggles, what are you doing?
What was that?
You asked, before you asked what he's wearing,
That looks amazing. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Somebody's going around saying that Twinkles stole their voice.
So Twinkles is, you know...
Really?
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I got a question.
So...
Johnny's calling me.
You know this thing? I choose you. You know the thing, um...
That, you know...
It's a huge, my death thing.
Yeah?
Wait a minute. I got a question after you first twinkles.
I got a question before my question.
Yes.
How much money did you have to give the Kirk from the comeback to the Clowns?
Uh...
I think it was like 21k or 9k.
You think?
One or the other.
What was it?
You think?
It was barely breaking 20 or it was close to 20.
I think it was 19 or 21.
Why?
Tell me something only you and me know.
Um, Turgles threw a rock?
When you yelled at him up there?
You know, you threw a rock when you yelled at Turgles up there.
Oh, you remember that, huh?
Yeah, Turgles was a member who was wearing a space suit.
When you guys were in the basement and you were trying to convince
Ember to go on a date with Turgles for some reason!
Okay, you know, yeah, this is it. Yeah, this is it.
Okay, this is-
You find you're off to Kirk, and then Kirk was bought in there off to Twinkle, and Twinkle didn't want to do that!
Well, I-I-I-Okay, well this-this makes sense.
Your reaction?
N-Yeah, this is definitely you, okay?
Just making sure you know you're-
I don't try to- I don't trust anybody, you know, some-
This guy is just-
You know, it's just-
Okay, this-
This guy is just-
What happened yesterday? What?
It's just-
It's just-
I talked to her, I talked to Ray, right?
And this just-
Yeah?
I don't believe-
I don't know, I just don't know if-
Her dad is her dad.
Oh, it's her theory was like, it's like kind of right?
I don't know, like it's
She said that like
I'm like, well, why do you think it's your dad? How do you how do you leave when he left when he left?
And she said, I don't know
I'm like, well, okay. So like, well, how do you why do you think he's your dad?
And all she says is well, he took care of me. He found me took care of me
I'm like, okay, but why is that your dad? And she goes
Like, she doesn't, she can't answer the question. It just made me, and he hits her.
Wait.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, it's just an accident. Yeah, I don't, yeah.
She's, I don't know, man.
Accident?
Something's up.
I got a feeling that it's not.
It ain't him.
It ain't him.
No, yeah, it's, it's definitely not.
That is an excuse.
He just wants me specifically out of the picture.
But why only me?
Wouldn't it be everybody that cares about her and...
I have a... I feel like...
I feel like there's something going on with Berek.
So why wouldn't he try to kill Berek?
You know what I mean? Why is it just me?
Maybe because the bad thing is you?
What he's watching?
Yeah, but you know, she obviously does the same way with Barack that she does with you.
So, he's trying to, you know, ruin all the love she has, like all the people that she loves.
He'll be the last one standing.
Now she has to come back to him.
That's what she wants to think about the moment.
She made it very clear to me that this guy, like her quote unquote dad,
that's she wants him to be involved in this delusion that she thinks she's
gonna end well hey will you say it isn't like what we talked about that kind of
this what when you say involved in this to me what we talked about you know
the prison well what we talked about a lot of things at the prison you know that the real
you know what's definitely happening
Did he just spell it out?
Not another stage thing?
Yes, yes, yes.
Does she want him involved in that?
Or when you say involved, does it mean involved in, like, just her life?
Like her life like she wants him in her life. Okay, okay
But that's not gonna happen because he's a dead man
She's brainwash
Like I don't like she definitely is she's like it's either she is brainwash or in the sense that like
Look, I think she's like really heavily manipulated because of multiple things of the desire to have her dad in her life
And on whatever else he did
Yeah, did he also say that he liked to write back and say that something?
Yeah!
And she's so mad at me for saying that.
But the only way I'm going to convince her to actually go through shooting me is by making her hate me.
So I did that yesterday, I pushed, I pushed.
And then at the end she's like, she's like, oh well, tell me, am I brainwashed and I knew the right answer right there would have been no.
there would have been no even though I know she is I told her yeah and she left
her angry
which is not great but it's a good thing no no no no no no she doesn't want
anybody to know about this plan only you and Tessa no no I think sneaky I'm
not sure if I close I can't remember but no one else knows she is going to
shoot me that day she's gonna shoot me and the guy wants trophies he wants
my mask so she has to shoot me take my mask off kick me over the bridge what she said he'll be there
watching and that has to be on the 17th it's on the 17th he'll be there watching and she doesn't
want this to happen but I she's gonna hate me forever twinkles but he needs to
be he needs to be grabbed if you guys can find out where he is on that day
because he'll be somewhere watching and grab him and bring him to her and take
that mask off his head like Scooby-Doo and prove maybe who he is trying to
figure this out? Even if it is her dad, he needs to go.
What we could do is we could follow her once she gets the mask.
Oh, but that's another thing. What if she catches on to that?
Right? I thought of this. What if? And we say nothing about
this. We keep this silent to everyone. Yeah. Flavon told me
A few days ago, I asked my bracelets to go out of the prison.
He goes, oh man, you got to buy those.
I'm like, wait, what?
He goes, yeah, you have to buy them.
Why would you fly around to buy it?
And on the day of, before we go to this bridge,
fly around and somebody go up to her
and give it to her as a gift or something, put it on her.
And say, this is a child of boxes, good luck to her.
Or something, like just wear it for this.
Take it off, take it off, you know, on the next day, just for good luck or something.
Try to convince her to put it on, right?
Fly around, put it, fly around, put it on her.
But she doesn't know what it is, but she's now being tracked.
So when she takes my mask to hand it to this psychofur, the reward, as a trophy,
you guys know where she's at.
You guys know where it's happening at.
And you guys can swoop in there and finish this.
Okay, um, do, uh, this has to, uh, flyerone, test it, cause can, can we see it?
No, we have the, they probably can. In my opinion they probably can, but it doesn't matter.
Cause if it's right before this happens, the PDR are going to be specifically looking for these blips.
Flyerone could take a risk too if the cops ask about it, they could just say like,
Oh, I'm just doing, we're just doing a, uh, a prisoner thing. They'd say, we're, everything is all good.
Flaron has power to make sure the cops stay away.
It's gonna risk his job, but he said he doesn't care.
He real for that.
Yeah, he doesn't. He tells him of that too.
That's not a really good idea though. Maybe we don't have a good basement.
So this way there's no losing her. Everybody can stand back a bit.
back a bit and we know where she's going to be. Once her thing stops moving you guys
get in there. Okay and then we can probably take the bracelet after so that way you know
in case a cop does try to be too curious. Yeah if my own pulls up to that with you guys
he can walk up to her and take it off. Okay well we could always have my own cuff and
Yeah, that too.
I want to prove to her that he's not a good guy.
Is there something wrong with this?
Because there has to be.
There's something wrong with this.
But in the event that it can't be proven,
he still has to go.
For that, would you want us to like,
interrogate him in front of her?
Maybe.
I would need somebody who's good with like,
those kind of questions.
of questions. Pessa. Was she being the right head? I see. No, that's even better. Because
you know that happened. I mean she's probably going to go off.
Oh, she's never gonna talk to me again but man this is the only way to free her
from this man. She doesn't know that. Maybe she might take you into the future for you know.
I don't know about that one.
You never know man, life works in mysterious ways.
Look, we have time to figure out, like, figure out what to say, how to go about it.
Yeah, for that then, should we just gather people that know about it, and you know, like, plan stuff out?
Yeah, but we have to make sure we have to make sure this is super super sealed
Yeah, of course. This is like we got one shot at this man
We're gonna be the spot to talk about it's a mononic
Secluded yeah, let's go into the middle ocean. That's probably the way to go. I can't lie. That's probably some really smart
So I don't know, I, I, I, I think it's something like a plan, then.
Oh, man, I think it's Joe Goldberg.
Who's that again?
Did you ever hear about Ray's talk back today?
So who wants to say yes, but he doesn't remember?
I think it's this guy. I have a strong feeling that it's him pretending pretending
if it if it it would make sense though you know he's obsessed with her and
doesn't want her you know who's here
Yeah, so, we'll just leave it at that for now, but I just wanted you to be in the loop.
I told her that no one knows, I told everybody that, I told her that I threw everyone off
track but you and Tessa, I'm not throwing off track if I need your guys' help.
You know her just like I do, right?
Yeah.
And I can't really trust everybody else.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But just remember Twinkle, she might hate even you at the end of this.
That's okay.
But it's to help her, you know?
Yeah, it's what the...
It's worth the trade off.
Shatterbox.
Promise Squammy.
What's happening Shatterbox?
What do you mean what's happening? I'm a free clown! I did my time and now I am free!
I don't have to worry about nothing anymore!
And now, if I want to cut your head off, I can without any severe consequences.
Cut my head off, huh?
Hey, you're a free clown?
That's right. Are you in prison?
The clowns have never been... Am I in prison?
Antus is a prison.
Find out if I'm in prison chatter box. How about we meet?
I'm on my way
I'm not in prison chatty. Wait, what?
Wow, I'm free. I'm not the what you're free
Yeah, you got a problem with that. Are you you?
How do I prove that I'm free come to the fun house fun house. Yeah come prove it
a location all right I'll send you a location you stupid washed up failure of
the mayor two-time failure second no way hello
Oh, you guys.
Well, I'm alive!
Is this high chatty now?
Oh, I said high fringes as well.
Oh, you did it.
Hey!
Hey, I'll let you do that.
I said high fringes, and I said high fringes.
I mean, I said it, and I said it.
No, no, no!
Wait, fringes.
I'll be checked out tomorrow for the talks.
Ah, no, why?
I think I can break into one of the rooms there.
Well, yeah.
Why do you think that?
Well, I was messing with the lock trying to get into the room.
But why would you want to break in there?
I don't know.
You don't know.
You just...
Amber!
What do you mean you don't know?
Oh, the door was kind of loose.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I haven't seen it for a thousand times.
But why?
Why are you even there?
What's the point?
Oh, it's where we shot mumbles.
What?
He's wanting to go stand there and be like,
ah, great memories here.
We shot mumbles in the face.
Eh, you could call on the car to ship as well.
You could call a cargo ship?
Okay, but why are you calling a cargo ship in?
I don't know, there's like cargo ships stuck in there as well.
Okay, because people probably worked there in this place.
Isn't that like a popular place for...
What's that have to do with us?
What's that have to do with you?
You trying to get a job there?
How?
Well, what's the point?
What's the what's the what's the what's so not what's so so like a what's your board?
You go try to rob the downtown taxi company because you see taxi cabs getting going in there.
Try to break in there to see what's going on.
You know that you make my brain hurt
I got a phone call the other day saying that you applied to be the clownic the county clerk and they're worried about this
Did you get the job?
Well, I'm not going for counter-correct.
What?
You're gonna need a day.
You literally told us that.
You told us that.
She wants to be a judge or something.
Oh, I've never told anyone I've ever countered you.
Did you apply for it?
No.
But...
I got a phone call from the government saying that you applied for it and they were asking me questions about you.
Stephanie not the government Stephanie a clown I know this time is it was not a
clown listen ma it was the Attorney General
Bailey yeah well I was thinking all of it so I told him would it be a bad idea
probably would it be a funny idea yeah and he said yeah he said okay so you know
that might have worked okay I think this to get any will be for you as well
so I can I can send bang bang to jail you want to be though what I at this
I said, good to me. I wrote this back into Falcon man.
He said, once I get my ball license, he'd pull behind me.
Amber, are you sure that that's a life for you?
Are you sure?
You think you can handle that?
It was kind of responsibility, Amber.
No, look at my previous about the parents of the lawyers.
They taught me a bunch and tested taught me a bunch.
I want to at least try it but it doesn't work out, you know it doesn't work out.
I applied for 7 of them and they said that was the best kind of the apple I had for
And I noticed years ago when I applied for a job like maybe like three years ago.
Princess Lina was a MIA.
Okay.
I think this is a great choice for you, Amber. I think this is going to be great.
Yeah, like a bad boss, I'm going to kill an EMS or a doctor.
I don't know because there's no EMS.
The thing is, they rescued me.
Okay.
Like that two cops did fall to the death.
Oh, what the yuck?
I'm sorry to tell, I mean.
Do you see that?
It's over here.
No, I can't.
It was too far.
Somebody just walked in the house and ran out.
Is it a lot?
What the yuck?
It almost feels a lot.
I heard a door open upstairs.
I think...
Did you hear some walk?
Do you check upstairs? I'll check over here.
Chad, I lied.
I just want Amber to stop talking.
Hello?
That was the worst plan I've ever heard.
Really?
Like, that was...what was that?
Like, literally, that was embarrassing.
Really?
Like, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Literally that was embarrassing. I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little I feel bad for you actually. What do you mean?
What do you mean? What do I mean? I go there and there's cops there. They're like, oh apparently you're getting
Held up and kidnapped
You called some then you called some random person. I don't even know and told her that I was getting kidnapped
What was your plan? What was that? What's the vision? I'm not seeing it. I just want to waste your time
You went up there so mean what I mean that's so
Mean
Yeah, I was actually about the scuba diving you kind of ran on my parade. Yeah. Also you owe me 2k. I mean do I
Yeah, okay, you can take it up
Yesterday, yeah, you can take it up with my HR is it resent representative you can do Helen
I want to call her as she will show up.
Ellen?
Yeah.
So if I speak to her, then I'll get it.
If you don't give it to me, I'm taking you to Clown Court.
Sure, take me to Clown Court.
What should I have as well?
Can I get 2K too?
You want 2K?
Yeah, also, 2K for 7 as well.
Yeah, you're going to have to give me 2K for 7 as well.
We're all going to have to take this to court.
OK.
OK, sounds good.
I'll give you a court.
Hey, he's going to Clown Court.
Huh?
Oh, it's Jordan Miles.
I was Jordan Miles.
She's just stupid.
She's so dumb.
She's so dumb.
Wait, did you see someone or did you hear someone?
Neither, I just wanted to waste your time.
Anyway...
I'm waiting for Vivek Rama Swami to get here.
Let's open the door.
I don't have a weapon, I only have a big axe.
You don't need a weapon.
Oh no.
Okay, stop beeping, thank God.
Wait, he pinged me for the party that blew up.
Were you a victim of the explosion?
No, I didn't go.
Why would you be happy if I got a bear with a 15?
No!
No, Ember!
No!
Why would you think that?
I gotta think like that, Ember.
Huh.
I'm not sure.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
This mother fucker
You can change in the fun house wait what?
Wait...
Hold the fucking what?
Hello?
Chattie, I'm on the way to the fun house.
I've been here waiting for you and you're just on the way now?
You know, this is part of your problem.
I'm like, right around you, the foothouse is in the middle of nowhere.
This is part of your problem?
What are you talking about? The foothouse, it's not, it's not in a central location at all.
What you paid for it? I don't know what.
It is the hotspot of the entire town, okay?
Uh-huh.
It is the hotspot of the entire town of Grape Seed.
It is the place of Grape Seed, okay?
Alright, because we put Grape Seed on the map.
Alright?
Uh, just, just, I just feel like only losers hang out there.
Really? Well, you know what? Maybe you're right.
Because you are coming to hang out here with me.
So maybe you're right.
And look at us, just two freaking losers.
Yeah, well, I mean, you're, you're, I'm not gonna share myself with losers.
Maybe I'm more of a loser because you're here.
The front door's locked! The doors are unlocked! Just walk in!
I will just walk in, Shaddy. I'll see you in two seconds.
Alright.
here oh that's a stash oh hello hey box you have received an anonymous HR
complaint it's from Jordan Miles yeah all the complaints are anonymous so I
could possibly that's great that's great that's great I'd like to hear the
complaint no no we'll save it for the next meeting that's coming up very soon
But I have to schedule.
Oh my god, okay, I love meetings, great!
I know you do, I know you do!
I too, when's the meeting?
I don't know, I have to figure that out today.
Okay, alright.
When you told me to tell Tessa to tell Raymond everything,
and then I didn't need to because Tessa was talking to you before I got to talk to her,
you told her that, right? Like did she do that?
Yeah.
Okay, because I may have run into Ray Ma last night and I said something about something that I assumed she already knew about
What did you say? What did you say?
I said that I was the person who investigated you two out of the three times you went nuts
And she said it happens three times
So I just don't I just wasn't sure if she got all the information
Well, probably not.
Hey, my little one...
It was really awkward there, because Juno...
Sweeney was also there, so I got really defensive immediately.
Oh, boy.
Because Juno Sweeney was there.
I got hit on the phone.
I got hit on the phone.
Oh, you're a real girlfriend.
What the?
Stop my help, you...
Why'd you laugh like that?
But I'm not allowed to laugh at the clown house.
I mean, what do you guys have lost yourself?
Um...
You're not allowed at the Fun House, I guess, huh?
No, no, no, that's fine.
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do I want?
This in Los Santos.
I stole the election from all of us.
She doesn't care about losers like us.
You know what I mean, chatterbox?
What I want is to join forces.
You want to join forces?
Yes! Yes! Yes! Why not?
What does that mean? What do you wanna do?
You guys have lived in your funhouse out of the freaking city for far too long.
I say we gather up together and storm the goddamn city hall.
Stand back and stand by. Who knows what's possible.
What? What? What?
Okay, by the way, this is a parody in case...
Recording.
Ah, wha- wha- what does that do for me?
What's in it for me?
What's in it for you? Yeah
It's funny fun few and he's got a fair man
What have fun what what this living in the outskirts in this field?
What you watch your filthy green goblin mouth you hoggoblin
Then I will not
God the clowns are woke what?
I mean I didn't wake up this morning, I'm awake now!
This place is filthy.
It's not filthy at all!
Okay, you know what, you know what, hey man, whatever you need man, you know, you need help with the Dostroma City Hall, sir?
What do you want to do, I mean?
I think we bind together and join forces so you can afford something a little bit nicer.
This place is perfect night.
What the heck is that?
Who is that?
Don't worry about it.
What is it?
Hey.
Okay.
Inviting me to your lovely home, by the way.
Okay, listen.
You're gonna let me in or do I have to wait a fortnight?
Okay, I'll open the door.
Oh, what? Oh, man.
The back door's gonna be open.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay. I don't know about this.
Okay, listen.
Okay, guys, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Just, just, just, just, just, just. We, we, we, we, we, we.
Okay. Okay. Who is this?
What is this? What is this?
Well, I'm not French, so I don't care about your wheeze.
I just wanna yes or no.
Yeah.
Listen to my dad.
Storming the capital.
This is gonna be monumental. It's gonna ruin her entire career as a mayor.
We need as many bodies as we can muster.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait...
Why do we gotta do this?
As soon as possible.
As soon as possible.
The E.M. supplies.
Okay. As soon as possible.
You want one of these?
Oh oh oh you know what?
Maybe you like pumpkins.
You want a pumpkin?
Okay okay.
Okay, okay, yeah, but, but, but I can give you a letter.
Okay, okay done.
Done, done, done.
I need to see again.
cjaura, see, I need to see again.
Okay, we're in, we're in.
I'll talk to all the clowns, all the clowns down,
and I will convince everybody that this is what we're doing.
Okay.
They will listen to the Rama squabble.
That's exactly right.
I'll squabble you up.
Rama squabble, Rama squabble.
You can't stand me.
Yes, sir.
I understand, I understand.
I'll work.
The Clowns, they may listen to you, but for just right, they're all gonna respond to the
Ramen Squad.
Oh, okay.
Yes, sir.
You'll supply us with the tools that you need us, right?
Because whatever you need, you might be able to manage it.
Okay, okay.
Can you give me like a day in time, kind of like a guideline of when you prefer, because
I can help me organize, because you know, everybody's like always doing crazy
things all the time.
oh
Monday
the
night before we're just make this our capital
they're gonna
should
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm in!
I twinkled your hand, right?
Twinkled!
Twinkled!
Yes, it was there.
Right?
You're in, right, Emma?
Oh, we fell fire.
Yes, see?
See?
You know I'm in!
I'm in!
Don't worry, I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
Form an army!
We will form an army!
Great, great.
Well, then send me everything you need and I'll send it to my dad.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, done, done, done, done.
Done, done, done, done, done.
Monday Monday Monday we storm City Hall
The clowns take over with the Rotten
Well before we do maybe I call Eliza to make sure she's around on the on the back
Okay, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That could change things. She didn't call me
Please don't put the thing on the phone
Yes sir yes sir
I
Think you can't do this to me
Airball
Technically I airball her and then I call her she airbub me
She'll call me
Chow we're going to prison again
We're going to prison again fuck
I
Surely the fourth time will work. This'll work. This'll work
Fuck!
Well, she was immediately hanging up and now she's not hanging up at all.
All right, I'll give it another try at boo.
That would make it six.
Maybe seven.
Six, seven.
Six, seven.
Oh, you think that's funny?
You think six, seven is funny?
Six, seven.
Yeah, grow up, catabiner.
Six, seven.
Yeah, grow up, catabiner.
You might have to go to a phone booth
and I can try to call her again.
Why don't you just, you know, go in?
Oh, maybe I'll make a personal visit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why don't you just do that?
Because it'd be for personal visits.
They can't hang up on you, you know what I mean?
Sir, Sir Goblin, Sir, Drama Squabblin,
Goblin Guy Squabblins, sirs.
Oh my God, oh my God.
What happens?
I gotta, can I ask a question?
Got Goblin, he's got Goblin.
Go ahead.
What happens?
Okay, we do this, okay?
But something happens where we all get shot down immediately
and we don't even, what do we do is not effective.
You know, in the scene that there's a world that happens,
is there like a consequence of that?
Or, you know, we're still okay,
because we still did it.
You know, we, you know, sir?
That's such a great question.
Thank you so much for asking.
If you sadly get shot and killed,
you will have my thoughts and prayers.
I feel so sad, and I don't say this often.
I'll feel it deep in my heart.
And I hope that does not happen for your sake, chatterbox.
But it's a sacrifice we'll all make.
Right, okay, yeah, yeah, you're, okay, that's good enough
for me.
You know how I always say, day won't, Chattie?
Yeah?
Well, I have a new thing, one day.
Oh, oh, one day.
Day when this all comes together.
The Empower and Lead Los Santos, but I need help from the likes of the clowns.
Right! Because-
One day!
Right! One day.
And we're gonna deliver! We will deliver on this.
One day you will.
One day being Monday.
One day Monday.
One day Monday.
One day Monday will be the fun day.
the fun day exactly right welcome to the sinister six seven
that's what this is called the sinister six seven
there's only two of you sinister six seven sinister six seven sinister six seven
sinister six seven not anymore there's a bit more now yeah
Amber Amber we are part of the
There you go
Confirm with them to make sure that mum Bay is free if not we might have to do it tonight
You guys be flexible. Flexibility is key.
We are flexible. We are flexible.
You call, we answer. You call, we answer.
Done deal. I'm on call.
Alright, when the Rama Squabbling calls you, what do you do?
We answer.
We answer the phone call. Answer.
That's exactly right.
Oh no. I think this went really well.
Oh, God, guys, what are we gonna do?
Let's invite him over, huh?
Let's invite him over, huh?
I thought I thought you were gonna come over here.
I didn't think you would be this.
Now this is what you're talking about.
You're going to this.
You didn't stop me.
You should have said,
try Vox, it's a bad idea to have Vox on me here.
Yeah, yeah, bad idea.
You didn't say nothing, so then he came here,
and now this happened.
Yeah, and then the, the, the, the, oh, this is it.
Well, basically, you should have social and try,
and try having everybody, everybody over here
just to do what about this.
Oh, excuse me for being fun in the fun house, you know what I mean?
And now, now I'm gonna go back to the- I just got out the pen!
I'm gonna go back!
I'm gonna go back!
Oh, I- I was just- I was just like-
But, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's for the fun house, right?
It's for the fun house.
We've been- we spent two years building this, I'll do a few years in the pen for it.
Yeah, kid, I don't care.
You know?
I'll, uh, I'll-
Yeah, what do you mean?
You're just gonna have decades!
I'll go and I'll go.
I'm gonna be a repeat offender, I'm gonna be all over the news.
I'll- I'm gonna be-
Wait, I'll be all over the news.
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be famous.
I'm gonna be famous to a ghost.
Right?
I'm gonna be famous to a ghost.
I'll be famous.
Right? That's how that works, right?
Taz, thank you for the six gifts.
Actually Taz, the 10 bomb.
Then they give the gift.
It can work because they go...
Oh!
Oh! Monday!
Yeah!
Yeah!
This time again.
Monday's a go.
Okay, I want to do later. I would think it may be six
Yes
From now
Sure. Yes later the better because the more clouds, you know later the better more clouds that later
You know that's how that kind of works. You know we can get more more people involved
You know it gives people time to get their lazy. You know
Well, you're like the bacon Monday
Yes, yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, yes.
Does that work with you?
Absolutely.
The hours from now?
In between six and seven?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, between six and seven.
That's right.
That works.
Yeah, that works.
Recruit everybody.
I want to see all of you proud.
Everyone, there could be even more than just clowns.
It could be anybody.
OK, OK, I got it.
I got it.
Yeah, I'm going to get as many people as you can.
muster we are going to storm the capital. I'm a squamblin is gonna lead the charge.
Oh, okay.
And I will be the new mayor, an era of terror.
Yes, yes.
Okay, yes.
Okay, yep.
Yes what?
Yes, yes sir, yes sir.
Rubber squat, rubber.
Yes, rubber squat, rubber.
Rubber squat, rubber.
Rubber squat, rubber.
Yes, rubber squat.
Huck!
Hello?
Why are you crying?
You gotta come to some fun house right now!
Okay, I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
We gotta page everybody here.
Yeah, yeah!
Just call them type, you got it?
You got it?
I'll page them right now!
I took pictures, uh...
The picture is done!
Delete them!
What's your the intro?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
This is so bad!
This is so bad!
This is so bad!
What is this even happening?
Why is everything just- Why?
Just because we say we trained
as a meeting is it going to stop them
from doing whatever they are going to do.
What if we got everything just like this
and then the voices could happen to us.
Oh God.
Oh God.
What day is it today?
What day is it today?
Saturday.
Saturday.
Yeah, two days.
Two days.
Two days.
Two days to get an army.
Two days and we gotta get a good army.
Yes, listen.
The more people we get to go there,
the more likely we get away.
You know?
You know?
Right?
Right?
Because the more people that get involved, the more the cops gotta deal with.
The better chance is that we can sneak out the back door after we do what we gotta do.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
I have my interview on Monday.
Well, guess what? You're just as yucked as we are, okay?
So you're gonna have to plan your interview around this, okay?
This is priority.
priority this is priority okay god I'm freaking out donnie we called on
donnie donnie donnie donnie donnie donnie donnie
hey you busy what kind of you need donnie I gotta you want to come up to the
fun house donnie I mean I kind of had a thing but I guess I could go to the
What thing, what thing do you got?
Cause this is a bigger thing, cause it's a big thing.
This is just something I wanted to get off my chest,
but okay, I guess I can meet you at the fun house.
You can get off your chest when you're here,
you know, you just, right?
Yeah, I'll be there.
I'll be at the fun house.
Okay, I'll see what you get here.
Okay, we recruit Donnie, we're recruiting Donnie.
All the clowns, Donnie, we recruit,
I'm
I'm
I'm
And we gotta make sure you tell you only really we don't tell everybody this the cops catch wind of this this all goes to you
Do you understand that right?
Okay, oh if you do
You could use my pictures as evidence that they're fattening you
Oh
My activity feeds broken chat says anybody gifts or
Gifts or just subs and I don't read out your sub. It's because of the Minecraft edition. It drowns out your subs
It's weird. It's overriding your subs. So your subs come in but I don't get the it doesn't go in my activity
It just says Minecraft is doing it's weird
There's eight clowns away
Let's all spend the sprinkle span the pager with me
What you don't see it
I don't see any notifications on the uh...
Oh, I see it. I see it.
I think it's on...oh.
Happy!
There's one person there.
Hey, man, you don't have to give us 20 bucks.
We're gonna wait a second.
Where was you?
I was in the city.
Okay, Kirby, Kirby, I need you to lock it in, okay?
You were just confronted by the, by the, by the, by the, by the hobgoblins,
like the green goblins, and...
We have to do something bad.
We have to do something bad, but if we do something bad, it, it, it's gonna be good.
Okay, we are we are we're just a great place. We're yucked. We're yucked. Okay, they're gonna give us all the items we need guns
Molotovs grenades, whatever they I don't know. Okay, and then we're storming. So we're storming city hall on Monday Monday
We're storming city hall with the goblins
Are you gonna say
Green Goblin?
The Green Goblars!
Yeah, the Goblars!
And the Robo-Squablin!
Yeah.
A few years ago there were puppies that were brought people up.
Why do we do it?
Why are we doing that?
Because we have no choice!
Choice!
They're-
What if they don't do it?
If they don't do it, what else is gone?
It's gone!
It's-
The goblins are telling us that we're going to kill them.
I'm done!
I just didn't find you!
They made me all cold with them.
Oh god, oh god.
All in this together.
Oh god, it's so bad.
It's all so bad.
All in this together.
Oh god, it's so bad.
It's all so bad.
All in this together.
Oh god, it's so bad.
It's all so bad.
And then it's to gather to just raise the g6 crisis and I can't work
I mean you can't work
You got stuck in your nose. You can't get it out. I hate that feeling I do too
Are you going back to Yale?
Yeah, probably well probably yeah
You miss Gord that much?
No I don't, I don't want to go back but listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I'll explain it all one more time as soon as everybody gets here, because this is heavy
yuck.
This is really heavy yuck.
All right?
I need to have a, I need to smoke, I need to have a smoke, I need to have a smoke.
Okay, okay.
You need to calm down.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Breathe in, breathe out.
So, they showed us their good days, their model tops, they had stuff.
Wait, what?
Ah, what's going on? What's happening?
This is not everyone.
This is not everyone.
This is way for everybody to get here and then no one explains it.
Good job, sneaky. You were holding it down.
This better be good. This better be good.
Or else.
Someone should go for it.
Or else.
Maybe Donny.
The background locked?
The background locked?
locked with the fuck leaves the door locked come on in buddy this is really
heavy yuck man what's going on I'm about to talk about where you want to find
out man it's really heavy stuff please donnie is our friend okay if he's
our friend he's gonna help us right donnie right anything for the guys
in the girls course thank you Donnie okay okay we were here I've been driving you
know how it is you know just doing our thing and then the drama squad when
showed up and the green goblin guys showed up and they were like hey you're
They're gonna help us in this city.
Like saying things like that,
like doing some weird stuff, right?
And then he's like, he wants us to,
we have to help them storm, storm city hall on Monday.
To take back the city from whoever's in there now
or whatever.
And if we don't do it, the goblins are taken over
this place, we're all on the street.
We're all dead.
And they're gonna go after us,
they're gonna take over the house,
they're gonna storm it.
And then he pulls a moth off during age.
They got all sorts of tech I haven't seen in years, okay?
And they're like, we'll give you this tech.
They know this boy, and as long as we form an army,
we do it with them.
I blanked out at the beginning,
because somebody gave me TLDR.
They're gonna take your room, Sneaky.
You're a bunk bed.
They're gonna take your room, Wendy.
Okay, now I'm paying attention to what you mean.
They can take it out of my cold, dead hand.
That's my room.
You've got to take all your stuff.
Your car? If you ever get a car, they said they'll take it.
They'll come for it. Doesn't matter, because they're going to be watching for it.
Donnie! Donnie, your sorrises, they'll make them worse.
They'll put sorrises on your eyelids. They don't care.
Okay, Ember? They will extinguish your fire.
Fireon?
No!
They'll shave that mustache.
Derpy?
You'll get stupider by the day, and you're already really stupid.
I don't think that's possible.
Twinkles?
They'll make fun of your drip.
Listen guys this is serious stuff Monday and around the calling it the sinister six seven
All right, they're calling us the sinister six seven, okay
Or the citizens six seven because we're doing this Monday around six seven, you know like in an hour
Why oh he's sobbing
It's serious stuff Wendy. It's not a loser room. No, you want to lose a room Monday?
I don't want to lose my room. I'm just watching you cry. Freaks me out. All right
You said they'll give us the tech to use
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so he won't run in their empty hand. Why don't we just use it on them? Are you kidding me right now?
It's the goblins. It's the goblins. He'll get on his glider and just fly off
Yeah, because I a few years ago turn saw him do that too. I said I see your buttons
So wait, what do I need to do?
Wanna see a lot from us?
Hey, attention! What do you get to do to see this matter?
We're starting city hall!
We're starting city hall!
We execute anybody in there!
As I stated earlier, I get a TLDR and nobody gave me the fucking TLDR, so I'm sorry.
Well, baby, you should have been paid attention from the beginning then!
Oh, that's a good point.
Was that a fucking potassium pill?
I took one of those potassium pills.
I got a question.
Okay.
What are we supposed to do on the way?
We, they give us items to storm city hall.
We storm it, we execute anybody in there
and we take it over.
Oh, easy, okay.
Easy, we're gonna get blasted.
Are they supplying us?
Yeah, they're supplying us, yes.
Yes, they supply us to their soldiers
and then the Rama Squadron takes over city hall.
Our job is to take it over
To recruit as many people as possible, but we can't tell anybody so the cops don't find out. So we have a fighting chance
I got some money to buy that car
Exactly. Yeah, I can't lie. I was planning terrorism to do tears of it like three months. This is
I'm getting the second time
Nothing nothing nothing we just gotta pray and hope that this is all they're gonna keep the word
I heard you were getting exposed are you gonna back out now?
That this isn't this isn't as and this is tweezin
This is definitely terrorism
No it's not.
He's a little of both.
He looks like he's a little bit of both.
Oh my god.
If I may, all of us are going to...
You're not going to have a chance.
Amber, are you backing out?
Are you going to leave us hanging in there, Mark?
Are you going to put a disguise on and at least show up in the disguise?
I'll show up in the disguise.
Perfect. Perfect. You show up. You show up.
Donnie, you have something to say, Donnie?
throughout this time in the city with nest I have seen true terrorism it's not
chat a box it's not it's not the goblins it's the DMV those motherfuckers have
been terrorizing me to the point of break the point where I've looked at my
friends my family can I go and discuss in case I can't get away doing a bit
right now shut up please so seeing what truth terrorism looks like and the way
you're shattering right now you need all the people and maybe all the cause you
can get oh yeah you're right you're right and you can't write into battle
without a bill of sale.
Oh my god.
And you can't write into battle
with people who you don't trust.
I stand with Chad.
The fuck is that?
What?
He bought me a truck.
You look like Duncan.
Alon.
You can't call me Carly.
We can call you Carly.
fucking gave them that's what I just get awesome right I'm working on the name but
we'll figure it out she helps me when I'm stressed you can hug it oh go with that
well thanks Wendy that's right whatever it is chatty Prickles I've grown
I'm your own sneaky Wendy.
I'm very guest.
Wendy!
You're a pretty kid.
Derp.
You can count on me.
Hold it down brother.
Hold it down.
Look, we have two days.
We have to recruit.
The best way we get out of this is by recruiting as many people that you trust will keep
quiet as possible.
The more bodies.
I don't think anyone wants to risk it.
Listen.
I don't think anyone wants to risk it.
Yeah, they might be fine just because.
Listen.
You just gotta have a good way with your words, Derpy.
Alright?
Wait, wait, I got an idea.
Technically, Dr. Stacy bought a date with me.
What if I just tell her the date is us going to City Hall
and then use her for the terrorism?
Yeah, anything works!
Anything works!
Does she want to do it?
Oh my God.
I mean she kinda wants to do the date today but I might be able to do that.
No God no.
Oh no, I kinda feel like a dick.
I'm just going to date with her.
I'm going to recruit Craig at Burnett!
What? If...
Levi's saying no when we have my more 2.0 at the funhouse.
Well well well...
Hey hey hey, fate made him listen to him!
If it isn't, the mayor assassinator.
That's right! I'm about to run this back!
That's what they...
That's what...
What do you mean, run it back?
I need you to lend me Craigburn!
What?
Why do you need my permission to get Craigburn?
Does he roll with you?
Earn Craigburn.
He's not like a few jobs to me, but I mean, I've always said I think he's got clown
energy.
I think so.
You know what?
He made me angry, and I'm going to force him to do something wild with me.
He's not gonna have a choice!
Yeah, he's back in Australia, I think, for two days.
He'll be back Monday.
Yes, yes.
Do you know what time he's back?
Around three hours from now, each day, usually.
Starting three hours from now.
Two or three hours from now.
Good, good, good, good.
Are you trying to fuck it?
Are you still in prison?
No, I'm out. I'm parole now.
And I'm about to ruin it all.
I'm about to go back.
Oh my God.
Look, look, look, look.
I got things on the line here
that if I don't do certain things,
I'm losing my house.
And I ain't risking that, all right?
So I'm stuck in it.
Okay, all right.
Unless you want help,
Unless you want to help, unless you're a scared guy, I don't know.
Are you like, are you with it?
Are you kind of like a, kind of a scared guy?
Well, you know.
What's it for me, Chad?
I haven't even seen this house even till I'm a grown up.
I don't know, you're probably getting some grenades out of it.
What's with the grenades?
Okay, what's out of it?
Grenades!
You said you'll get aids out of it?
No, grenades!
Oh, grenades!
Yeah!
I mean, I like grenades.
Yeah, and I'm gonna have to storm city hall
and take it over with the, with the Rama squad one.
Who the fuck is the Rama Squabblin?
There's the Hobgoblin, Green Goblin guy, and then the Rama Squabblin.
They came on gliders to the funhouse.
They was really yucked up.
They're making me do this.
We need to get an army.
I have to go interview them now.
Well, okay, well, what do you need?
Perks.
There's perks.
There's perks, man.
Okay, when are you trying to do this, whatever the yuck you're doing?
You need to tell us Monday?
Like an hour from now.
or like two hours from now, an hour or two from now.
OK, well, if there's something worthwhile, then perhaps, but you know.
Well, you'll get a bunch of grenades, and then whatever you can escape with, you escape with.
Chadi, I have to go interview the mayor.
When you're done with my shitbushy, you can just put him in my room.
I'm going to use grenades for some other endeavors that I'm currently cooking on.
Is Lilac?
Okay, I'll send an email to Craig Byrne, because he'll probably just run in there with the grenades on him, so he won't probably give a shit.
And on the other hand, I probably want to actually try and escape.
Yeah, yeah, but like, why don't you run in there initially, to make it look good?
I don't care if you run right through the building or out the back door with the grenades, you know?
You know?
All right, you know what, Chet?
Well, you know what, Chet?
You've helped me out before with getting me out of cuffs.
You know what?
Maybe I'll help you out.
Perfect, perfect.
I'll be awake Monday.
Perfect.
And if you have anybody that you
want to throw to the wolves and don't
round the back door with you, get them involved.
OK, all right.
All right, thanks for that.
I'll call you Monday.
All right, all right.
All right, cool then, bye-bye.
All right, there we go, Chet.
Guaranteed two people.
What?
Okay, by the way, you can get changed in the fun house now
Yeah, yeah, um are you gonna need my help on Monday cuz I'll be there if you need me I
Don't think you should do it
Because I'm gonna need you with that bracelet if you get fired from your job or yucked
But you can help get people to do it. You know what I mean?
Wherever you need me I'm there I
Really need you to work at the gate save your job at the DOC
Because that bracelet is probably going to be the biggest game changer of my entire plans.
Okay.
How much does that bracelet cost by the way?
Oh, like $1,100.
Oh, that's not bad.
Um, I can't, I can't send you that money right now if you want.
I have it, it's not a big deal.
No, I gotta go make a quick, a phone call quick. I'll be back.
I gotta go get my plants anyway, my wheat's almost ready, okay!
Wait, all these fucking shoes!
look chat I never it's like oh my god what about jail to but it is what it is
bro it is what it is yeah going to jail suck sometimes but come on to get to
get to provide some role play to some people somebody has to do it yet
somebody has to do it right oh Lonnie my man's done it dude the way you handed
those fucking papers was fucking hilarious dude that was so good man
I had a scene set up, you busy bitch, now that truck is your curse.
I'm so sorry, man.
Our piece too crazy, man.
I'm so sorry.
You the man though, dude.
You're so much fun, bro.
I appreciate you, dude.
Oh.
Are you calling all the clowns?
Yes, I am.
Chattie, yes.
The other day we had like a 30 minute call where we all just did our own thing
and we just chatted on the phone while we all did our own thing.
I think that's great.
So what do I got to do with these papers now?
I guess I got to take it down to the DMV.
Because if I go garage, it's not in there.
So I have the paperwork.
look like. Donald Dunn, one triple one seven. Whoever signs this document takes this takes
What's the title?
Hold to sign and pay.
Hold what
Can't resign it
I
Pull the E
Maybe I have to go down to the DMV
We're gonna DMV let's try it. Let's go. She's check this out. Yeah, I'm thinking
All right
Yeah, Heath is going to show up, um, he's going to try to convince him, and Craig Burnish,
well he's getting thrown to the wolves, but he's, I have no doubt.
Wait, listen, Craig owes us an IOU.
What's that?
What's an IOU?
So, we helped him get out of some debt, because he owed some guns to some people,
trying to go to sneaky out there, like we, you know, we drove for him, helped him
get all the guns and in return you know he owes us we don't know what yet but
this could be it gonna be honest think you would do it regardless though but you
know if he does it you could do that like a favor like if he says no then we
cash in that that favor right but he might just say yeah because he does
like the chaos of what I've noticed this is gonna be something so that's
though yeah I have to run keep you gonna say you know I can if you want
I need to go to the DMV
Oh yeah we got robbed the other day by the way
By who?
No idea, because we have stuff on the floor
Uh, in the house
There's stuff and stuff
I need to quickly look at my phone okay just quickly ready
You got 15 years dropped to five.
What we're aiming for this time.
That's if we get caught.
What's if we get caught?
Mr. Jalek, we're gonna go.
We're gonna do it.
But we're gonna try to get away.
I choose you.
Ha ha ha ha
This guy bro
Yo yo
I
Went was you good
Yeah, we're just looking with the DMV was cuz it was they even though there was a DMV
Yeah, there be a DMV brother
Now you're dealing your job. This is the super losses like a long time. No, he
Don't he give me a bill of sale
Ah, so you had to go ahead and cash it in?
The castle, I'm assuming?
Believe the meaning to be given, I checked for a while.
He went through Yuck and backman, it was really funny.
Why'd he take these glasses?
Um, he lost the bill of sale, so it took two weeks to get a new one.
But he went back and but not knew how to do it or something. So he was he had to go back every single day
And they sent them on wild goose chases every day
I get the bill of sale and it was so bad
Oh my god
I felt yeah, it's weird. I'm weird. We're spot. Yeah
Oh, it's just for key fobs?
Oh, wait.
Okay, maybe I have to go to autos.
Wait, Flaron works at autos.
I got a question.
All right, I got an answer.
Okay, so I got a bill of sale, right?
I got a, sorry, two morons.
Two morons.
I got a bill of sale, right?
Hello?
I'm on the phone.
Can't you guys see I'm on the phone?
It's really brewed.
I got a bill of sale.
It's signed, and it's signed, okay?
How do I sign?
sign what i do with this bill of sale now it speaks with you guys not to give it to them to sign
it's amazing they signed it and they gave it to me to sign right just so i can own the vehicle
but like what i what would i have to take it somewhere once he's off the phone
have you tried parking it parking what i don't have the vehicle where is the vehicle i don't know
Oh
You did you just buy it from Otto's?
No, no, no, no, somebody bought it. They wanted to get rid of it
So they're gifting it to me
So they got the paperwork done and just handed me the paperwork and then forgot but I don't have the vehicle right now
But I got the paperwork
Why didn't you ask them where the vehicle is bro? I'm not I don't I don't
What do I need the vehicle for? I got paperwork. What do I have to do with the paperwork?
Well, okay, paperwork, but where's the... the paperwork has you as the owner, but you need to know where it's parked.
Can you... when you look... can you see, like, um...
Garage app. Do you have it in there in your garage app?
Yeah, no!
Because I didn't sign the paperwork yet, because I don't know how.
are you out of right now
useless
make a call real quick and see if I can get an answer
oh okay wait I just
it worked
look forward to moving my mayor's office to the funerals
oh never mind it worked
Put my desk
To the apartment
Twinkles for some reason I was able to sign it while I'm here, so it's signed in
It's all figured out
Hey, I just wanted to form
It's really rude. It's really rude
I got it all figured out. I got it all figured out. I'm at the DMV. It's all figured out.
Thank you very much for your time and I'm not paying for it. Thank you, appreciate it.
I'm sending you a code name for what's your name. Goodbye.
What's your name?
Okay, so what's going on, BigBallBandit?
Using the tax in your house for calling, for saying that I'm interrupting you.
What do you mean? What do you mean?
So, Wendy.
I'm good. I'm good. Give me one second when you're talking to chatterbox, and I'll give you a call back
Really you answer a phone call while we're talking rude
Talking to somebody as the mayor chatterbox. That's rude. Thank you. You have tattoos
Rude right now. Okay. All right. Bye. Bye
So yeah, I'm raising the property tax and I'm also moving my mayor's office to the fun house
I'm exempt I'm exempt from property tax, and if you tried that we're gonna have a big problem pal
Let me see if you're exempt. I'm exempt
How do you swear name again chat box see age 80 bucks I
Think what there might be two teas in there. I don't know
Just maybe you are maybe you are
It's just the maybe you're a exempt from it. Yeah, because
Los Santos law carried over with I was wounded in combat. Okay, so then now I'm exempt from you know
Mind then if we move the mayor's office to the fun house, I do mind I do mind, okay if you want to do that
It's gonna cost you
How's what do you mean? It's exempt. Well, it's exempt from taxes, but it's not exempt from you making an office get to pay me rent
Yeah, you have to rent your all you have to rent something. I'm the mayor
Exactly, so you got the funds for it. All right
Essentially, right? So, you know
$10,000 a month we can work something out
You know, I will keep that in mind. I will keep that in mind
All right, Molly nothing nothing stays in your mind that long because you don't have any hair to keep it in there as a barrier
There's no
It's not true
Somebody just died behind you guys
Yes, thanks, it's like the mayor office upstairs who gets that office
Here in the city
Do you have one where?
Yes, I believe not an official one. We're kind of a man. Hey, they don't treat you great
I'll teach you what so what you sing the north you're the mayor of the north you're less than is that how that works I
I always like that it is that way but
Well, now you have time to change it now you have time to figure out how to change that right?
You're right. You're right. You're right. Listen. I look forward to while working with you guys if you guys have anything
You see up north
Oh, yeah, so I was joking with you about raising the property taxes
No, we do we're very we're very much pro now so
Yes, I want to be labeled on the map
For when I kick off my business in there cuz I'm gonna make the north a lot of money
Are you now? Yeah, and I think it's a respect thing to have the biggest business in the north
labeled on the map I
Mean this way you guys kind of look historical say
She knows what she's talking about that's that's that
That's what I'm talking about right there.
I hired her. So I hired her.
Make it happen.
Maybe we could make the fun house museum or something like that.
A museum? No, it's going to be a...
It is the fun house, it is the fun house, okay?
And I'm about to put the...
It's being constructed right now for its full potential.
Years of planning have been going into this
and I'm telling you right now, it's going to be a money maker.
Hey, you know, I look forward to seeing it then.
then I'm excited what you guys have a good day you can see you guys
good good
so we go to your apartment yeah we're here you get key fobs here right I don't
I don't know what it's called but I have two key fobs but I'm just going to make sure.
Can you check your vehicle then?
Oh, fuck.
Johnny could have just came here and got the bill of sale.
Okay, I got a thob now, it cost 500 bucks.
Not any?
You know what time the thob is going to be in the ignition waiting for you up there?
Wait, you think so?
Well, if that's the case, I'll just put this one in my stash of the apartment and
just, I'll have one.
Oh man, well at least you know that's really nice of them because now I can drive around with them.
You know, problems.
You gotta worry about car repairs, repair games, car repairs.
Ah, speak Ember, speak Ember to it.
Oh yeah, it wasn't me leading the way, it was me.
Exactly.
Can we see the truck? Yeah, we're going to go right now actually.
Fine, because I'm scared for Monday. It's going to be really bad.
Yeah. The fact that they said don't go right over in buildings.
Oh god, I think we have to go right in the garage. Is that where you get the vehicles?
Oh yes.
I need to pull it out of the loose cables.
Let's see if you left anything on the trunk.
Nada!
Did you get the wrong keys?
No, hold on.
What is this thing called?
I don't care, Kara.
The ignition already contained a different key fob. There is no key fob in it!
Oh, wait.
Check it out.
I'm about to tickle the track.
And then, then for you?
We might have to put it away and take it.
Oh, there we go, there we go.
I'm putting it away.
What the?
It changes colors every time, huh?
What's that license plate on your, on your, on your key?
Is it service 638?
Ah, yeah!
Wow.
Oh, wow.
Ha ha.
So, what?
Play six, three, eight, three, eight, G, G L Q.
6383 SGOQ.
You try to start.
Oh, don't you worry, but I got something for you, you second yuck.
You try to start.
Ah, yo!
Everybody in the back?
What?
What are you talking about?
You're a freak.
No, they beat me up.
I was down, and then Ken put his disgusting yuck in my face.
And he's going to beat me up.
And he's gonna die for it
You had your arms out are you are you out of your mind? Are you out of your mind?
Yeah, I had my arms out because I had my phone in my hands when they went down. I was taking a picture
I'm here to get everything.
Did you try to make me crash out right now Twinkle? Is that what you're doing?
No, but they're gonna ask you about it.
There you are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, handcuffed in a room with your gun to where on?
Hey, at least Twinkle's not publicly out there in front of people eating butt.
What happened to Twinkle? He's pissing you off.
You were copying the video!
You're sick.
Okay, you try to do this. You try to do this.
Ah, they're trying to hop on you, see?
I should know. No, no, no. In case Tengu's dead, I think.
And past these?
They're in the ignition!
Oh, they are.
Oh.
You can all have an ice cube.
There's an ice cube?
Uh...
You're all right.
Uh!
Try to box tape my ass just right.
Give the passenger seat, give the passenger seat right now.
Give the passenger seat. He's dead.
But we can't even drive!
Oh hey!
Hey! What's going on?
What is up to, um, uh, Ken's family, and Amy's ass?
Ken, Ken, Ken, did you tell her that?
No, no, I didn't tell her anything.
I was just gonna ask, how did I sign up?
What the fuck up?
What?
I
Oh my car
You're all dead!
You're all dead!
Yeah, good luck going anywhere now.
I said yuck.
Rocks and Jays, get in the car!
You know what?
Now what, huh? Now what?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What are you gonna do, Ken?
What are you gonna do, Ken?
Oh, yuck! Oh, yuck!
Oh, come on!
Ah!
The tackle!
Come on, Twinkles!
Come on, Twinkles!
Ah!
Come on, Twinkles!
My core!
Ah!
I don't know.
Ha, ha, ha!
Okay, okay.
Check the trunk.
There's a tranquilizing rifle in here and a repair kit for my truck. Perfect.
Ooh.
Sweet.
There's a pot of meat.
You ready?
You want your car back?
Oh, yeah, I want my car back.
You twat out right now.
You stage that that disgusting picture and I get out of this car, and I don't I don't take it to the chop shop
You're gonna chop my car. I might if you don't make that thought man
You may have your vehicle back, sir.
I think I broke my arm, I need to go to the hospital.
I'll park this at the fun house if you ever needed.
Uh, for like...
I don't know if you need a beer or a farming stuff or whatever.
Okay.
You still have to take a garage or anything?
Yup, same thing.
Oh, young cops.
You know what I think? We pulled out of the perfect button.
I
Well, yeah, what happened?
Yeah
I just hung up man that was too much.
Did she always try to say that she can't do it?
Dude I wasn't done.
You were part of it.
I wasn't done.
I mean you weren't done.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
You're talking about
You're not gonna do it
Well, okay, so the thing is you're just thinking about the thing is if I
There's no chance you're all getting out of there because it is like a starring
I was like playing on during like things to be things like I like it dreamy like a little bit
But like right now I'm like you know I'm just trying to try crime-free and I know it feels like
If I do that, I will never have a chance to do anything in my life.
And on top of that, on top of that, it's the freaking funnels.
It's the second time they mutt these motherfuckers and turn it into funnels.
And if, uh, we'll make it a thing, it's not going to do it in third time.
And on top of that, on top of that, what if, right?
Why don't we do this?
If we want to turn it into funnels, then there's nest.
And a nest gets really mad.
And imagine nest is threatening to take the funnels.
Now we have nest threatening the funnels.
So I'll be having this screen goblin-strangler funhouse and then everybody in the monster-strangler funhouse
But I'm not a fan of the funhouse
I always feel like I'm back-stepping you if I don't defend them like if I don't do it
But I don't want to back-step you because you did so much for me
And I feel like I owe you this note because I owe you this because like you've been such a good friend in my life
And now I like I genuinely don't know what to do because like I've been working my ass off to have this new life
And like you know, I'm making money out of care for the money
is like terrorism charge is never gonna go away so now I am subject to terrorism
from the rest of my life after rebuilding the city and I was like okay maybe I will
get terrorism in like four or five months but now it's like snow you know it's now
but then also top of that I really don't want them to mess with the funnel so now
I don't know what to do because like how am I not gonna mess with that like how
am I letting them mess with the files and I'll talk about that I'm not
supporting you with this decision because that I'm just a fucking fake bitch
And I don't want to be a fake bitch. I want to be your biggest supporter
So now I don't really know what to do because it's stressing me and how do I know what to right think to do is
I'm not the wrong thing to do is and because on top of that
I want it why if they like we find a new solution we find a new solution to solution is we hit a mess
Secretly they don't have be telling us we learn from your first first mistake
And we're not gonna be that stupid anymore
But in order for us to be able to fight back and this has to give us shit
Ness gives us shit, and we fight the Green Gobbler and we kill him forever.
Or you could just find a replacement for yourself.
Or I can help in other ways, right?
You could just get somebody else to take your spot.
Is there also like a way of like we helping all time like preparing something or anything like that?
A getaway if you want other than that I don't know.
I don't think you guys are getting away if you don't know.
The more people involved the less kids we get caught.
The more people involved the less chance you guys get caught?
No.
Interesting.
Because that means there's more people to um, to target than just us.
Do you feel like I'm letting you down if I don't do it?
No.
Do you feel like I don't care if I don't do it?
No.
I'll just do this.
Why would I care for you?
You just do what you want to do, Derpy. It's okay.
Yeah, pretty simple solution, you know.
How many cars can you park here?
That's a good question.
Oh, do you have to put in that share?
Yeah, I gotta try to figure out how to do that.
Hmm. It's red now.
Oh, maybe in your garage app?
Ooh, okay.
Oh, no.
Maybe it's nothing yet?
Is it possible, Eddie?
Like can you pull it out?
Ah no.
Maybe if you have it...
Don't put it up, I don't have it.
of
It's black now. Why is it? Why is it always a different color?
I took a shot at somebody upstairs, but it was nobody.
Where's the closest gas station?
I don't know.
Sandy, but I'm sure if you could- you fell up there.
It's great that you can't feel, right?
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
No, you can't see it!
Send you can! Send you can!
I see it on the map!
what the fuck is on the other side?
It's a truck!
It's a truck, it's always on the driver's side.
It's electric? What electric?
weird it's on this side
of
I
Like that you can hear it too
You who's on the way?
What?
The Hof.
You don't know what that is?
Hasselhoff?
Yeah.
Now who's that?
Oh, you see it's odd.
Do you know like them?
You don't know like them.
Their name is Hasselhoff.
Why is it an it?
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Oh, I see the circle's acting up.
But don't you know they're thinking of the like them.
Okay, okay.
I'm surprised you don't know who they are.
Kitty cat.
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
You like my tall butt, babe?
Yeah.
Is this the-
TASLA!
Look at this!
It is!
What?
Oh my god.
What do you mean?
This?
Look at this!
Look at this!
You looking?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. You ready?
Three two one. Okay.
Three two one.
Okay. You didn't know. No. But. No. It was on fire on on on on on on on on on.
Last time you didn't hear that. What are you smoking?
I'm a smoking guy now.
So, the whole time Donnie was yapping was because
giving you days?
Wait, did I lock my car?
Yeah, pretty much!
I have a plan.
You got a plan?
Well, hold your thoughts. I gotta go steal some food first.
Just steal food too.
Go see any food?
Yeah
Which any of your shoes are so nice, I'm getting rid of them. They're making me angry
Wait, why they didn't squeak before and I like that nice squeak, and I feel like stumbles
They didn't squeak before I like it because they squeak
Now let me know when you're ready. Oh wait
What? Where is he?
He's not here.
He's outside.
Here, talking out there.
Is he taking his...
He's taking a smoke break.
Stop!
Why are you shirtless?
Now I call the police.
Oh my god, you know what happened?
But I mean...
What?
I'm bound to gun and I want to see if the mag is in it.
And I was like this and I forgot that the guy gets super aggressive
If I need to blast at my shit immediately.
Insane.
Don't steal and go back to the same store
because these guys remember.
Are you stupid?
I, yeah, I got shot down.
Watch me.
I was there to save my ass.
Do you guys need money?
Do you guys need any money?
Yeah, I need you to fix my truck.
You need to pay the bill, all right?
Yeah, how much is it going to be, do you know?
I have no idea.
Fix it.
Let me call my cankles.
Let me have it.
Not perfect.
Oh, yuck.
OK.
The goblin's calling.
Hello?
Jaddy, how's your day go?
It's going up right now.
But what's up, man?
I Chatterbox
Hey, where were we?
I'm coming
You're going this army for Monday, Chattie?
Yeah, yeah, we're building the army!
We recruited quite a few people already!
It's going well!
I just talked to Chatterbox
You know Raymon?
I do? Why?
Are you still on the phone?
No!
I just got picked up and I'm gonna buy a cop!
What did he say?
Is he threatening her now?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have to do it.
Now I'm gonna trust you.
I have to do it.
What the hell?
That's messed up now!
Why is he doing this?
Why have I just killed him before?
He's not.
You can't.
Because the Green Goblin.
Why is he doing this? Why have I just killed him before?
He's not... you can't... because the Green Goblin...
The other goblin will get mad!
How many Green Goblins are out there?
There's four pilots too, but you don't yuck with the Green Goblin.
He's the worst. He's like the strongest one out of all of them.
Oh my god. This is terrible!
No, okay, it's fine. It's fine. Calm down. You will have enough people. If not, I'll
do it. I don't also yuck it.
We got this chatty!
At this!
If anything, we bump them to and then they explode.
It's fine, everything's fine. Everything's fine.
Breathe in, breathe out.
We have everything under control.
We have everything under control.
If we don't have enough people, I will jump in.
I will force Ray to jump in.
I will force anyone else to jump in.
You should force him to jump in anyway.
You might die.
You might die. Raymond Romanoff should help.
To save you.
You think Raymond Romanoff gives a shh about me dying?
me dying so what are you doing man what are you doing what listen I'm doing
anything
you need to run fast you guys are too slow man you guys are too slow
You got him by car.
Why is there a cow?
There's a cow.
Where?
You don't see them on the road or it's on the left?
Oh yeah.
Wee wee wee.
Wow
No, no, no, no, no, no in a pursuit in like two hours
But there was no pursuit I was just driving and so many people maneuver me
Minding his business
I wish that was me
If you want I could dog over you right here. No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good sir
We need a full repair and she's paying for it
All right, let me have a look
All right, it seems like a
$8,000. What I have, I have $25,000. What do you mean you have $25,000? How did you
get $25,000? You been grinding? No, they raised the prices for G6. You need some new brakes
a new engine. I mean, I mean,
that's how much is it?
I'll tell you.
Transmission is all right, but, um,
next time you know you will need
a new one.
Are you at the moment now or next
time? Well, how much is it going to cost
we do everything?
Yeah, let me tell you now.
Mm-hmm. Hello.
All right.
I'm just talking about mechanics right now. No, it's not that bad. What's up?
It's gonna be around
Oh, yeah, that's fine
People you just said
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got a storm city hall on Monday around this time
I have nightmares on Monday, but um, that's okay if you can't be there, you can't be there.
He's the goblin, him and the goblin, man, we can't tell anybody otherwise the fun house
is yucked, all right?
Keep it down on this, okay?
I have to go, I have to go.
Yeah, hello. Hey chatty. Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Oh, you're
cutting out. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? I'm talking on the phone! Hello? This stupid
phone. The stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid phone. Hello can you hear me out? Oh! Oh I can
hear you. Hey chatty. I don't know what's wrong with this. I can hear you. I don't know
what's wrong with this thing. God, stupid new phones don't last for the yuck. Oh, hi.
Hello, hello, hello. Hey, hey, hey, um, okay, I have a really big favor to ask. You have
a favor? What do you mean you have a favor? Well, today's my first date, signing
on as a lawyer and I got my first case and it actually involves you what do you mean what
case yeah so I think her name is Roxanne he uh he called me about you I don't know that
That was... that was not...
You're eating people's ass, huh?
No! No, I'm not! I got... I got attacked!
Really? Because apparently there's evidence!
You guys are keep just funny.
Yeah... yeah... look...
I did not do it for...
Socials?
Okay, okay, listen...
I was set up! I was being up and then he put his...
I was set up!
Ow.
I know nothing of this!
It wasn't me!
Oh my god!
What is going on?
What am I doing?
You think I wanted to do that?
How were you forced to do this?
They attacked me, I was trying to get up
and then he just came in, threw it back in my face
like a sicko.
Okay, but you're like in there, you know?
I didn't have a choice, I was trying to get up
and there wasn't much places to go.
He's a big man, he's a big dude.
Oh, wait, Gigi posted this photo of you
Actually eating
That's not true. That's not true. It's a different angle that makes it look worse, okay?
Okay, so I will have you know that Roxanne is suing you. I mean she's suing me.
Where is she suing me?
How is she gonna suing me for that?
She wants to redeem KenSama's honor.
Okay?
I told her, I was like, listen, instead of going to court, because I know Chattie hates
court, the best thing to do would be for him to just pay off the splint that you spent,
which was like $7,000 or whatever, and then she just wants an apology.
He wants you to apologize to Ken's mom.
Wait, wait, wait.
And then I said...
$7,000!
No, he also ran her over.
That's not true, I didn't do that, picture no proof.
I believe you.
Oh good, oh good, so, okay, but what's the $7,000 for?
She, after he ran her over, allegedly,
She went to go buy a split from the pharmacy and apparently, yeah, it costs a lot of money
to get, um, yeah, so I told her, I was like, listen, I could take this case on for you because
I know China Box really well and I think you'd be very supportive in my lawyer endeavors
because this is my very first case.
So I was like, listen, you give me 25% and it's a done deal.
I give you 25%?
Well, I was thinking how about you just send me
all the money that she wants
and then I give her a quarter of that
and then you apologize to Kinsama.
I don't know, I'll do the apology
but you got some rich friends you can use.
I beg your pardon?
You got some rich friends you can use.
know what you said? No. What do you mean, though? Don't you got all these people in your
corner? You know, I'm not using anyone for money. I actually work. Oh, I see. I see.
You're not using anybody for that. Yeah. Okay. Oh, no. So what's, what's all these, what's,
what's, what's, what's with having surrounding yourself by all these people? I thought that
I'm not paying anything.
Okay, then I will tell her.
Okay.
Why?
Why?
Sorry, what's going on?
It's done.
Hey, no!
That's on me!
What did it cost?
Yes, because what's this?
Your car's ready.
Was it expensive nope 4k
All right, thanks appreciate it
Always
Geez me you couldn't close the hood
I can't get this
What?
Geez
Come on, what do you mean? You gotta fix the car? We gotta close the hood? What are you paying for here?
Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
It's not a full service, but it ain't a full service if we don't get the full service, okay?
Oh my god.
Oh no.
What happened?
What? What happened?
Hold on, I gotta answer this.
Hello, chatterbox.
Hey, chattydonkey.
Hey, chatterdonkey. What's going on?
Alright, nevermind.
What happened?
Nothing.
Are you sure?
Yep.
Do you want me to jub out the car?
Oh
Hey, yes, what can I help you with?
Hey, what's going on?
Gunner, what do you mean where am I at?
I'm at place right now. Yeah, if you want to know where I'm at, you better pull under her. I will kill you, girl.
No. I will catch you.
So yes, that is Gunner!
That's not his name!
That is William Gunner!
He's pretending his name in Tyler Peters,
but his name is William Gunner!
It's him!
I thought you were dead!
It's William Gunner!
Gunner!
I'm going back to jail, where are you guys right now?
I'm pulling up, he's dead, where are you?
Oh, we're coming to, can you ping your location?
What do you mean you're coming to,
what do you mean you're coming to,
you're with, why are you with this PCF?
What do you mean you're arresting me?
I'm not telling you guys nothing!
You're not even clocking the clock!
I'm at the Bengal Mall! Good luck!
I'm at the Bengal Mall! Okay, see you soon!
I don't know what's going on here. I don't know, I'm so confused.
What is happening?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But I might have to kill Gunner.
I might be going back, yo.
Oh, this is going to be bad.
How about they call out to Grantsy because I need to-
You knew what?
I need to get my plant.
I need to get my plant.
It's my wheat.
You're a hoot!
I need to farm my hoot!
Okay, this is what we'll do then.
He gets you to get out of the car.
We, all three of us, we beat the-
He breaks off a gunner!
And then we- we cheese it to the phone house!
I'm so done!
Chaddy!
Surely he will be here soon.
Yeah, what's up?
Chaddy!
What?!
Dude, let's add something for you.
Hold on.
Oh, okay.
Oh!
Okay.
So because I had one of these for you, because you folded.
What?
How did I fold?
What did I even fold on?
My leg is broken.
I just realized, oh, this is bad.
I can't even run.
You folded?
Did he know he didn't want to give us a break in here?
Oh, you gave me this whole speech in your folder.
How's it folding when I get my location?
Because she said, we are going.
I said, what do you mean we?
Because she's with him.
You were.
She was like, I get to beat the break.
She was like, oh, Chetty, where are you?
And you were like, all right, bad.
I'm right here.
She called me before that and asked me for $7,000.
Did I pay off?
If you really are a fool, then no.
This is joint.
This is joint, by the way.
This is joint.
This is joint.
Yes.
It's OK.
It took us the other day.
I have to diffuse it a little bit easier.
That's good, uh-huh.
That's good.
I gotta get my leg fixed.
What?
But it's not a bad thing to fall, Chetty.
It's cute.
It's cute.
I didn't even fall.
I just want to kill Gunner.
You're like, oh yeah.
I don't even want to see her right now.
This is a real animal.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
All right.
So if I would tell her that you said, would you be in trouble?
I don't even care.
Oh, you're a mojave.
My whole life is troubled, okay?
I was going to say that because I didn't want to.
Okay.
Thank you.
What's up?
Damn it, I like this.
Alright, it's been okay.
You can spam jump again? What the fuck?
I would also...
What?
Down to do a collaborative thing.
Oh, man, Chatterbox. I've missed you so much. You know, it's been a few years, you know.
I didn't miss you, okay? You know what? I missed trying to murder you, but I think I finally get my opportunity again, okay?
Cause I'm gonna snap your neck when I get my hands on you.
Okay, I'll see you later.
later what wait what that's it you know you change your life around these days
chatterbox I'm not corrupt yeah I don't believe you hi can you guys help me I
I think something's wrong with my leg and it's really easy.
Shut up, Ox! I'm on meth again!
Yeah, hop in the bed, Callie.
He's sweating! I'm one with drugs!
Alright, you messed up your leg, bud?
Yeah, I don't know. It hurts, man.
I can't run! I can't walk properly!
Every time I take a step, it's just excruciating pain!
No, it's definitely a clown, but you almost have it!
No, snitch it, the clown!
Absolutely bruised and swollen.
So let's get an ice pack on there and we're going to get your braids.
So I need to get my feet in five minutes.
OK, stop with your grinding mentality and let me get a medical.
OK, it's a week.
Oh, you got that ice.
Yeah, it's a little cold, but it's going to help with the swelling and pain.
I'm going to help.
I'm losing my seats.
Yeah, look at her, she's attacking people because she wants to go grind, that's what
the clowns have become.
I am taking my farmer life up in Grancy series, what's wrong with that?
ankle brace.
Oh, thank you.
Grind those.
Is it tight though?
Is it supposed to be that tight?
Yeah, yeah, it's going to keep it stable, keep compression.
It's going to help.
In fact, here, your shoes back on, hop around and walk on and see if you feel better.
Oh, okay, alright.
I gotta say...
Ooh!
Oh!
Oh, and you know what?
Yeah!
See? See?
That's a lot better!
Trust the process, trust the process.
What the- what the heck's Doc?
I appreciate that, man!
Anytime, Chattie.
Anything else I can do for ya?
Yeah, can you help Twinkles?
Cause he's all sorts of yucked up.
He has grandeur brain right now.
I help Twinkles all the time.
I'm happy to give him a little more attention.
Pixie, I think Twinkle's gonna need therapy too because he the grinding is just it's sickening. Oh, yeah
It's bad. You know what? I'll set up a day
I'll get HR to call you and set up a day for big clown therapy about how about that
Okay, they're losing the plot because he didn't scare me
She sounds like they're you know in the plot Jesus Christ seems to be in the prison was in the gourd talk
I
Geez what you're going
Hey
I
Let's go get yours
Yeah, go hit your hoot.
Well, I guess I'll meet you at Gravesy's and rain.
Oh, I guess I'm gonna give you a hug.
Can you see the bump?
No, no, no.
No, we just came back to date.
Yes.
Die.
Ow.
See you in Gravesy.
I have to get my hoot.
Ah!
I actually close your door.
I'm getting the seed.
You'll see him.
You just hear him.
Well, I would love to see him
Weirdo
Weirdo
I'm gonna hear from you buddy, okay. Oh, sorry. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, I might I might speak too much facts
Sorry about that then
Hey, who matters more hazel or money?
That's a good question, I think you know the answer to it.
Yes, the money.
You got real quiet over there, buddy.
So it is the money, Teddy was right.
I'm always right.
I'm always right.
Just look, I was right.
I was right that um a specific gang called the Habibi's would fall crumble
I
Disassembled it when you talking about it. You failed them. All right. If you disassemble your gang that means you failed them
That's not right. I achieved everything I wanted to do. What about them?
Do they use for you chief what you wanted, but you just said okay guys base. That's what you did
Just like you're gonna mark my words just like you're gonna do to Hazel just you wait
Let's look up chili, I mean, but yeah, yeah
Why you want me to lie okay, sorry Hazel that's not gonna happen. Yeah, it's not gonna happen. It's not true
Do you think he actually loves me?
Shot? No. Raymond Romanoff, sir? Can you define the words love? Can you define it?
Yes, love is the want, the desire to be with someone, even when they kiss you the fuck off.
I pissed him off a lot.
Did he hang up on you?
Whatcha saying?
Oh, is he? Oh, is he on the phone?
Yeah, so money makes you angry cuz you can't really get none of it and
You always want desire that so yeah, we know what you love
Because you came back and you're all about the money man with your buddies, you know
Hey, we're gonna make some money. Hey those in prison. We're just sitting with me
You could have called there you didn't you know?
I mean, not really, I got a little bit.
Do you want to share something?
You're the one providing a chair, sure, if you give it to Havel.
Oh!
You're asking him for money?
Yes, I can't do it.
Rich, he hasn't barely any money!
Okay, I was here to do my job.
Yeah, I have a money.
Um, I'm just doing stuff right now.
Wait, are you still there at the mall?
No, to the left.
Hey, Charity, it's me.
I got this new cadet I'm taking out.
I'm giving her the nickname Cupcake.
Oh, how do I see it?
Stop! Stop the car!
Okay.
Stop. Have a drive.
Where are you at?
Hey Officer Cupcake!
Working?
Technically!
Working where?
Technically?
Technically!
Are you at Burger Shot?
I'm just helping clowns with some stuff.
Okay.
Really? You're avoiding me?
Why? Why? I shouldn't be around you!
It's not a good idea.
Why not?
Well I mean, you both know the answer to that one, right?
Well we still have four more.
Yeah, let's not waste them.
Wait, this is not a waste.
Absolutely is.
Hey, Chattanoagy, what are you doing?
I'm planning your demise!
I'm going to cut your head off!
You don't want to see me today?
Is that what you're saying?
I probably shouldn't.
Why?
I'm not having a good day.
Okay, I can make it better.
No.
No, you can't.
Why?
Cuz you can't
As I can
No, you can't
What are you doing I'm helping the clowns cuz they need my help right now
No, you can't
You know, maybe why you know why
No, I don't. I don't know why you can't be around me right now
We have
Time
No, I'm not wasting time. I'm not wasting our time with this
Our time the time is valuable, okay?
If we're gonna see each other, it's it's it's not it like this
Also for the record, I don't use people for money
I don't know why you said that I just assumed what I just assumed that assumption my poisonous
brain that's that was my poisonous brain okay chatty I get it okay fine all right
Well, I mean, you don't see them, right?
Just, you know, let me know.
Well, wait.
I can keep the streets clean.
Right, right, right.
But like, you know, commissioners, you know, I don't need money, I don't need money, sir.
You know, just...
I need to pay back your 100K fine then.
Okay, maybe I do need some money.
Okay, you know, maybe you're right.
Um, um.
So, like, if I get you some good snitches, so let's say they're, like, really good.
Like, getting corrupt cops off the street.
You cover some of those friends, you know?
Yeah, I'll pay you for that information.
Also, if you could find out who's got PD gear,
we had two people steal PD gear from us yesterday,
and then I don't know the search right now.
If you hear anything, whisper us about that.
How long Taser's flashlights, handcuffs,
a nine millimeter gun, let me know, I'll pay you well.
Okay, done, done, you got a deal, man.
You got a deal, I'm on it.
All right, I'm definitely snitching on Kirk now.
Okay, goodbye.
We're getting out of jail. We're getting out of jail. We're not jail. We're getting out of debt
I
Saw chat
In the characters mind chat he did not like doing that on the phone, but he has to you he needs to he needs her to be
He needs her not to like him. He needs her to be mad
Yo, this this Chad the farm is cool. I really like the farm look at this shit
You can see it grow and shit like they're so cool
That was cups on the phone not Ray Mon, Chateau Box, same person. So Chateau Box is the same person. It doesn't matter
He doesn't want one he wants both the entirety you know
is trying to be fun. Well,
are they yet how long does this fucking take bro
You can't do that.
Chassi 28 months.
Thank you, dude.
Oh, man.
That was, uh, you there.
of
I
Just run to a bush
What the yuck is going on here man?
Hey, Hazel's the one doing everything.
Look at this, he's just talking to people.
Where is she?
Over there by Wendy's sneaky.
Wendy's sneaky over there?
Yeah, they're farming too.
You're clouds.
All you clouds are just farmers.
Now farming cars.
You're a farmer.
You're a farmer.
You're a farmer.
You're a farmer.
You're a farmer.
You're a farmer.
Because I'm sure that you're a-
Listen, we're broke.
We have no money in our account.
We have gold.
Farming is your goal.
Farming, why don't you leave it to the farmers,
because you're a clown.
How about you just keep your money out of the way?
Because your gold is about happy.
You guys are doing therapy. You guys are all going to go to therapy.
I'm thinking right now.
Are you doing therapy? Does that mean you're coming too?
Yeah, I'm going to be there so you guys don't lie.
I'm going to make sure that Pixie knows
Exactly what you guys have all become
It was sorry to go was to help happy it with the business he wants to which takes forever to get to that
His marijuana business
That's great now my shoes are muddy now my shoes are muddy. This is great
That's okay
Hey, is anybody going to stop being a prissy princess?
What is going on here?
What are you guys doing?
Farming!
What are you farming?
Farmers?
Farmers now?
Be careful of the worms!
Be careful of the worms!
I own 15 cows!
I own 15 cows!
Oh, jeez.
Snakey!
Snakey!
This isn't you, man!
You're supposed to be the car guy!
You know
Wait for your form now
Yeah, yeah, you are deformed you're for sure this is some boy. Yeah, man
I can't believe what I'm you can see this. I can't believe what I am seeing here
This life that I'm living right now is getting worse and worse by the day my god
I
Yuck
So I can stop it
I
I'm just talking to freaking people over here to say I'm on the south side of it right now.
Actually, Chad uses it.
Good fairy.
I'm starting to get a picture of this.
Why do you need to get a picture of this fairy?
You fucking terror-
Tell Hazel!
Tell Hazel!
I'm telling Hazel!
I'm just-
I'm telling Hazel!
I'm telling Hazel!
I'm telling Hazel!
I'm telling Hazel!
I'm telling Hazel!
I'm telling Hazel!
of
I didn't like that, what the fuck is wrong with water right now?
Throwing the socials right now, is it broken?
You don't have the keys to this vehicle.
Yes, I do.
Not.
Maybe they're not going to box.
So is this key fob work if I do this?
What the fuck?
You can buy likes on the socials app, wait can you?
Do you not like that post?
My god, 16 followers, crazy.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room.
Hello?
You know what you had?
The house is actually coming along though.
and their room is coming along.
Alright, shit has already been thrown in.
So I need a metal hardware, six structural panel, let's wait.
Wait, do you think they fixed it? Do you think they fixed it? I don't even know. I never requested it yet.
Because I don't want to, because I want to bother the devs because they have like,
they're so fucking busy and they don't need to worry about the issue, but like,
I wonder if you can put stuff in here like on higher up now.
It doesn't really look like it.
Okay, so if you do that and then...
I think it's because the house is raised, so I don't think it can.
That's something they could probably fix, right, Rev?
Right?
Wait. Wait. Hold on.
I'm cooking.
Bro, it is possible.
It is possible.
Getting a longer curtain, yeah.
Not checkered?
I want to be how come I can't move around I fuck
I should let Ali do this, shouldn't I?
Ali decorates the room.
Yeah, if she wants to do it, I'm down for that, that'd be fun.
No, no, that wouldn't count for alley hour. I'll just do it if she wants to just do it
for fun. You know what I mean? Like I wouldn't count it towards that goal. I wouldn't do
that. Now the 20k is bringing aside, I have no choice but to bring Cyrus
Calypso back and I have to try to join the PD. I have to.
17 K can you do a Spotify playlist?
Yep.
Sure.
I'll do that.
Also, I'll actually sit here and organize one.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I have to get downstairs.
Uh, Chad, this room is, this room is, like, hmm, oh my God, she's calling again!
Oh
Well
Hi hi are you done being mean?
I'm being mean yes, you're being hurtful. Oh
I think so then yeah
What's up with you today?
I mean, what's up with me today?
Like, avoid it?
And like, saying snarky things and you're yelling at people?
Okay. I always yell at people, okay?
For one, perhaps I always yell at people.
Two, snarky things.
When don't I do that? Okay?
I always do that.
You know what I think?
I think that you're just surrounded by people
but I don't do that stuff. You're just used to that now. That's okay.
You know, I can definitely tell when you're being happy or rude.
What should I have? What should I even be happy about right now? I remember,
I, of course I'm not really happy.
Okay.
Life kind of sucks right now.
Okay, I give up. Is that what you want to hear? I'll just stop reaching out.
What do you mean?
I feel like I all have been doing...
What do you mean you try to find you all day today?
You can't, you can't, you can't. It's too dangerous to do that. You can't do that.
We have time!
Yeah, we have time, but we're going to see each other four more times.
What are you gonna do? You're gonna show up and then you're just gonna be here for a little bit and then leave?
What?
You're with Gunner for your sake. You know what that, I can't be around that guy.
I would, if you would have showed up with him, I would have done something horrible and then I would have cut that visit short.
It's not Gunner, it's Tyler.
It's not Tyler, it's William Gunner.
His license is Tyler.
Yeah, I know it. That's a whole story on its own.
He comes up to me and he calls me things that only Gunner did and I'm like, and then I pressed him and he tells me things only William Gunner knew.
Cause it's him, and he tells me, oh, channel ranking, no one will ever believe you.
I believe you?
You guys had a situation ship a long time ago. He said that.
But you also told me that.
I told him he reminds me of my ex and he used to fuck birds.
And that's him! That is him!
Oh my god!
Ewww!
Yeah, it's him! He faked his death because he did some bull yawks, he faked his death, and then changed his identity so he'd be a cop again to keep torturing me, and torturing everybody else.
He's a piece of yawk and I'm going to kill him!
Oh my god, he does deserve to die.
Yeah, yeah he does.
Okay.
Him and a million other people!
I didn't get to be with him.
I was literally just on the side of the road
and then he found me.
And then that's when I went on shift to go find you.
And I didn't know it was him.
Well, you know now,
there's a psycho, they call me nuts.
He's nuts.
Okay, why are you yelling at Sneaky and Wendy again?
I'm a farmer, they're a farmer.
I go to prison for five years another farmer
and they just want to stand in a field all day.
What happened to these people?
If I'm not here, they just lose it.
They just turn into it like, ugh, they get so boring.
Now I gotta work on them to get them back on track,
because they're just boring.
Okay.
Five years in prison, everything goes to the young.
These sacks are young.
Ugh.
I mean, farming's not too bad.
Now no, no, no, no.
Clowns do not do that.
Clowns and we have a, we have a job.
It's okay.
And that is to get out there,
make money other ways, okay?
Not standing in a field farming.
We leave that to the people.
They're like the actual farmers, okay.
Not us.
Do you happen to know why Sneaky call me
and asked first question was who I'm friends with?
Not really one.
Oh wait.
Yeah.
What are you asking?
What?
It might be for that.
Because that auction thing, yeah.
Because they want to make sure you spend time with your friends.
My friends?
Yeah.
He was curious.
Yeah.
I thought it was to spend time with the clowns.
Only the clowns are going to.
The whole point was not just to have you stuck with them.
You could go into other things. You don't have to stay with the clown all day.
He's not allowed to go to work and not allowed to grind. You're not allowed to do that.
Yeah.
Okay. I'll call Jack.
Yeah, that's what he wants, so. But I'm not sure who you're talking to right now, so I couldn't really answer that.
I'm not going to be with them.
Is that a bad thing?
Is that a bad thing?
No, it's fine.
You sound disappointed.
You're disappointed.
You want to spend the whole day with them?
No, I just thought it was going to be with plants.
That's what they wanted, but I wasn't going to let that happen.
But I wasn't gonna let that happen because I didn't think that's what you would want
Why are you always assuming what I want cuz I'm I'm stupid
Right I'll come back all right
They fold it!
Ow!
How little controlling you mean what what do you mean controlling what a fuck do you mean?
Maybe a little bit
I'll wait, I'll wait a little bit, I'll wait a little bit, I'll wait a little bit.
I'll wait a little bit and we're gonna do it, we're doing it, fuck it, it's just
I
You know what chat your chat
Should he do it yes, no
Y'all, this poll is crazy.
The overwhelming yeses is fucking crazy.
Holy shit.
Eleven, twelve hundred people said yes so far and sixty people said no.
That's crazy.
Okay. Hey, you're still coming by? No. Wait, cups? Oh wait. Yeah. Are you crying? Yeah.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you but why are you crying? This day sucks. This day
Sucks what's so bad of what's so bad about it sucks? What's so bad all your life sucks me to me? Oh?
And I'm not an official lawyer
And my rentals expired
I don't want to handle you
The best way to handle me is to just do not just do not
I can't even see you when I want to. It sucks. Everything freak sucks.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean it, it's like...
I can't see you when I want to either. Ooh, it's here. It sucks.
You're mean.
Yeah, I'm a... I'm a rude, basically.
Yeah, I'm a... I'm mean. I'm... I'm bad. I'm a bad guy.
I tried to kill the clowns. Jesus. I'm terrible.
Terrible!
Okay, you know, don't talk to me unless you're gonna be nice to me. Oh
One second
Oh, that, that, that, oh.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
I
Like
of
of
It's
Here a car pull up
Oh
Dude that was so funny. I can't we got blocked chat we got blocked we got blocked
Are you guys able to like post still
Are you guys able to like post still?
I
Was that
All right, we'll go change the shoes yeah, we'll go change the shoes
Yeah, they're driving me nuts do I can't I can't why they are driving me up the fucking wall
We're not stumbles that's a fumble bit the squeaky shoes are for the fumble family bro not chat of bugs
Yeah, well, I won't forget I'll save it
The sky lady you stupid
Is that better than the red and white ones?
Or no?
What?
It's either that chat or we do this.
Where are they?
Okay chat, the all red is one.
All red is one.
And then the next one will be number two hold on
One oh wait one or two
Yo yo I gotta do a poll don't I
How are you?
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm all right, I'm all right.
Surviving, thriving, thriving, you know.
Good to hear.
You pulled.
And two.
One, two.
All right, Chad, the shoes he has on now are number two.
Let me know if you need a hand.
Red and white is number two.
Okay, all red is number one.
Which actually, these ones are...
Um, over here if you need me.
I think number two is taking it. Number two is winning.
That suits you.
Did somebody say something?
I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.
And then this one.
No, I want to delete this one.
How do I delete it?
I'm going to go back to the game and I'm going to go back to the game and I'm going to go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We'll go to this one and we'll fix this.
Right?
Yeah, just have a look around. Okay?
I swear to God. I swear to God. Okay.
What do you want, you robotic sack of yuck?
Okay, that's a little harsh. I was going to congratulate you on finally getting another prison.
Good job, Mr. Bot.
So, yeah...
What are you gonna do with your newfound freedom?
Stuff and things.
Yeah, well you know what, you enjoy your stuff and things, and uh, you know what, actually
I'm done.
I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a question.
Don't you ever end up on me again, okay, and two, two, I got a question for you.
You AI robotic sack of yuck?
Well, okay, but okay, what is it?
Mickey borrowed money from what?
From what?
From this guy to rebuild you, correct?
That's how we're gonna do that, right?
Yeah.
Okay, do you know what this guy looks like?
The guy that we borrowed money from?
Yeah.
Mr. Goss, it's a lot more complicated than that.
I said yes or no, do you know what it means?
The whole thing, do you know what he looks like or not?
Yeah, I've seen him! I've seen him before, yeah!
Uh, you've seen him before, with a mask or without a mask?
Uh, I mean...
There's lots of stuff everywhere.
Try to get out of here. Are you trying to go after this guy?
No, I'm not. I'm just serious. No, he looks like, so I want to know if, like, he's uglier than me or not.
Uh, oh, uglier than you.
Well, Mr. Box, uh, good news for you is that, uh, you know, most people are prettier than you, so it really doesn't take much.
Are you...
I do! I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I can say this, Packers!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry...
I thought...
...A-ha!
Chaz, that clip meta? Is that a meta clip?
What?
It's titled LOL, so I'm hoping it's just something funny.
No meta? Good, good.
Hello?
Oh, ya rock, ya wrong number!
Well, if this isn't the big, fumbley fumble of the fumbles!
Oh shit wrong number
Dude there ain't no fucking way
Hello Capicea Yuck
Hey is this the burger shot ass eater?
I can't stand you
How's your trip, man?
How's your trip with Tencent's Elena?
Oh, sorry.
Should I say clean Elena?
How's your trip?
OK, first of all, I haven't seen her in, like, I don't know,
how many years have you been on for?
You're lying.
Because I could have sworn that's where you said you were going.
Not where I said I was going, man.
Oh, well, the fiend was very concerned about that.
So I'm on my bed.
You called her, by the way?
What?
What?
The fiend?
What about her?
Well, she's back in town, man.
Oh, great.
Hey, yippee.
What do you mean yippee?
Well, you're not happy to see her?
You're not happy to hear them?
No, I'm so happy to hear that.
What have you told her?
That you went for a vacation with the queen?
You're a piece of cake.
That's what I thought you were doing!
I went over with you for about,
About, I wanna say about half an hour while you kept interrupting me.
Well yeah, I wasn't listening! I was like, I wasn't listening! I was too big to interrupting you! So I just assumed.
I know, I know. So you just assumed that I was going on a vacation with someone I haven't spoken to in about five years.
Which, it like, she apparently lives in dog years the way she aged, so like, that's like 35 for her.
And like, okay, so now, you've been telling other people that I've been on a vacation with my ex-wife.
I'm about to pass out. Sorry.
I can't even respond.
What should I ask them to do for me here?
Should I have Nikita on right now?
Oh no, I'm good.
I'm good.
No, we're good.
We're good.
It's counting down now.
It's counting down now.
I'm not going to bug an admin.
It's counting down.
Because even if they TP me, Chad, I'm still going to be dead.
You know what I mean?
So, I'll just wait the timer out, we'll spawn in the hospital and that's our TP out of this.
We don't have to get the admins to do anything.
It'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
I have the perfect song for this.
I have the perfect song for this.
hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold
Hold on. What happened? Why are we okay?
Thank you!
How long ago did they do it?
Hey, where ever that is, the angels from above, please be in my corner, October 17th, I'm
gonna need ya.
I
Okay. Just get out. And we re-log. We re-log. That's how we fix this, right, Chad? That's
Shirley that'll help right? Shirley. Shirley that'll help.
Shirley, Shirley.
Oh, don't call me Shirley.
Oh chat by the way, I went in Discord.
Uh, I think it was a little bit a little, right after stream or sometime after stream
last night I took a shower I laid down and I was looking at the ideas channel for the merchandise
you guys got some fire ideas bro y'all got some fire ideas so I'm going to I'm going to talk to
well I'm going to start reaching out to some artists and see if we can work out some
some deals with them. To commission these ideas from you guys and put them on the thing. Please
put your Twitch somewhere on it if it shirts. Do you want me to put the Twitch on it? Okay,
I could do that. I mean, I can.
OK, I'll, I'll, yeah, I'll, it'll be, it'll be put it this way.
It'll be up to the artist if they want to do that or not on some of their stuff.
You didn't on the others. I know I didn't. I know I didn't.
Please have a minimal design as well, please.
I don't know what you mean by that.
I don't know what you mean by that, but okay. Minimalistic?
What? Basic? Oh, like...
It's up to the artist whatever they want to do, because I'm not going to be...
I'm not going to sit here and be like, I'm not going to say, hey, you got to do this.
It's chat artists do their best work with their freedom.
If they can just do what they want to do, you get masterpieces out of them.
Okay.
Even though if you tell them to do something specific, it's still a masterpiece.
Right.
But you kind of let an artist be free.
Okay.
They got way better ideas than I do.
Yeah, you know any times, like, zips, for example, okay, I've worked with zips and stuff
and I'd be like, okay, this is my idea, whatever, like that, but you know, just do whatever.
And zips will be like, okay, and then show me what they do, and I'm like, how the fuck,
what the fuck?
Like things I never would even have thought of.
It's like 10 times better than what was in my brain.
That's why it's bad to restrict people.
That's why they're the professionals, okay?
And you're gonna see, when I do Bob following Bob Ross, you guys are gonna be like,
TanaBox, maybe, yeah, just keep screaming in your microphone like a clown.
I don't think you should ever pick up a paintbrush or anything of the sort ever
again.
You're doing what?
One of the sub goals was I have to put a YouTube video on a Bob Ross painting and I'm going
to be in here and I'm going to try to follow along with what he's doing.
the
you guys see that that that that piece of your he did
uh...
don't have it in the short
i don't have it
around here right now so the cast of bucket up
uh...
shit
it's so good uh...
it was like
when i was really addicted to liars bar which at that game is so much fucking
fun
uh...
it was it was like chatterbox and then jager sitting there
at the liars bar table in the like the liars bar room the basement they all
do this so it's what that's what it was my favorite piece ever seen
Go retweet it, yeah, retweet it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, retweet it.
Oh yeah, okay. Thank you. Perfect chat. Check this out. Hold on. What up, Sneakerson?
So like, what happened man? What'd you do, man?
What now?
Oh yeah, she's pissed. She's pissed.
We ran into her at like the courthouse, went by the wall and she was
crying and all that, because of you.
Okay, okay, was it crying or was it like, ooh, like a fake crime?
No, she was like, fake crying in front of us, but she said she was like crying earlier.
You had her cryin man
She looked all beat up and stuff. I'm not saying you did that. I'm sure she was just like crashing out
but like
Whatever
Mumbles! Mumbles!
What?
Four years and you're gonna say whatever?
You don't get to make a dramatic entrance, mumble!
With your stupid suitcase while I'm on the phone, okay?
Another time, baby!
Every entrance I make is dramatic, I'll have you do it.
Okay, well, okay, I'll see you later.
Okay, hold on, let me get away from mumbles, and then I'm gonna-
I'm gonna- I'm gonna have to give you guys some-
An info, mumble, okay?
Okay?
Okay, okay, listen.
Because I-
I-
I can't have her or be like,
Can't be around you blah blah blah do this and then the next day call me
Be like, why didn't you hang out with me? I can't do that
You don't like the back and forth and the inconsistency?
No, no not right now because it can't happen
You showed, have you shown her consistency?
How can I, well she doesn't, how can you be consistent?
You have to stop calling me, you're gonna leave me alone
Could write her a letter?
No, no, she won't read it.
What if it takes a long time to read the day she does want to see you?
That is true, that's a good point.
No.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Like, why don't you just hang out with your wife and hang out?
Like, what if she doesn't want to hang out every day with you, man?
You're kind of annoying.
Yeah, that's fair.
Because it's not like that.
It's not like that.
I'm used to it.
Hold on. Let me see. Let me see.
Let me try something here. Let me open the lemon list.
Yeah, I'm not being somebody's second option.
What? Who's our first option?
It's definitely somebody else. It's definitely somebody else. I'm not being a second option.
She's max right now.
Yeah, that's good. Good. Go ahead.
Do you want me to kill them?
No.
Should I kill them?
No. No, no.
You were like, don't tell me why I did that.
Look, it's just trust, it's better this way. It has to be this way.
Thank you, just mad because I yelled at him earlier.
You guys dating again or something?
No, oh my god, no.
Okay, I was just asking everyone.
I was just asking.
I do not need a constant reminder that I am being rejected. Please, thank you.
Okay, well, oh really? Well, thanks for the call to keep reminding me.
I'm getting rejected. I'm only getting hung up.
That's so fair.
You blocked her, Chatterbot.
I didn't block her! She blocked me!
When she told you I blocked her!
She blocked me! Yes, she said that!
No, no, she said she blocked Chatterbot.
She said she blocked Chatterbot.
What? What? Oh my God, thank you.
Sneaky! Really? Really? Thank you!
Really? Thank you!
Oh, it's my...
hahaha
You look my hair is fucked
Okay, let me show you this masterpiece yet. Let me show you this masterpiece
Wow wow wow
Do you think I would have thought of something like this?
Never in a million fucking years, bro.
At some point this is going up in our living room.
This picture is going to be up in my living room.
What's in my words?
OK, so I want to try something, chat.
So the find house by default, the lights work.
Like it's not just dark, okay, by default, right?
But, it's like this light is always on
so the rooms are always lit up.
Right, for the most part.
I don't think every room, I...
This room is, this bathroom is not though.
Wait, is the bathroom light up at night?
Maybe all the rooms have a light.
Except, no, this room.
So, what they could do, chat, with this.
Wait.
Wait, you can build, wait.
Wait, is it because, wait, hold on here, am I?
I don't have all this stuff on me.
Is it because it's in a safe downstairs?
I
Can build stuff wait that's fire, bro
Hey, which I am early fly you are you okay?
Yeah, I'm gonna go scuba dive. I feel like I got stabbed. Yeah, who's that?
Stop asking that question! Everyone's asking that question, and I need everyone to stop asking that question!
Okay, well I only asked it one time, and that's all I needed! You could have just said it! Hey guys, you're the man- Hey, me and Seeker are not back together, by the way, even though we're around all the time! That would have saved that problem!
We're friends!
Okay, that's fine!
You're saying we're just being friends?
Okay, alright! Nah, I was just curious, jeez!
What the- Okay, alright, alright, okay, okay, alright.
Oh, for a talk, Johnny.
You'd have a hug at home.
That's why I'm so angry all the time.
Okay.
What are you doing, Mumbles?
What are you doing?
I'm unpacking.
What is your unpacking?
What did you even pack, man?
You're wearing the same thing as you did when you left.
Yeah, it's my travel clothes.
Your travel clothes?
Yeah.
You're wearing the same thing you were when I left.
No, I'm actually not.
What are you doing?
I took the coat off and I have different shoes.
That's not true, you're wearing that same red vest.
I have like 14 pairs of the same vest.
Oh really, well I have 100 pairs of the purple jacket.
Oh, wow, amazing.
Yeah. Amazing.
Mm-hmm.
Um, were you around Monday?
Around Monday?
Yeah.
Sure, yeah, I mean.
We need to have one more.
We're storming city hall Monday
We're storming the capital, huh? That's right for the green goblin six already. It's not a six
The six somewhere
All right
Everybody claimed rooms. Yeah, otherwise, I don't care about I don't care about
You're staying in the fireplace. I know
Yeah, I don't give a crap
You're gonna be watching them anyway, so I know how this is gonna go yeah
Could you could you just close the door on your way out, please? Thanks. What what?
Appreciate it. Just close the door on your way out. I'm just gonna let you know
Muffles that you see that table over here. You can just a bunch of clothes in there. You can change in there
why do you have my clothes in the table you are the one that left them there buddy
I'm the one who left them there really right in here the table yeah yeah why do you have my
clothes in that table everybody's clothes explain to you that's Wendy I don't know why do you
I've everybody's clothes in there. That's Wendy
When I'm coming down here. That's the only thing
You know I you could just be lying about this whole thing
Why am I what like boy?
I'm about Daphne being back
She's literally back be lying. Yeah. So let's check the water. Let's check so-so. So see
It's okay, it's not a name.
Daphne, um...
Oh, Daphne, ah, Daphne Malone!
Daphne, a username, DaphneXX.
Yeah, but that could just be anyone.
Alright.
Yeah, like, she's not a CEO of Rick Boys, whatever the hell that is.
N. P. M. A. What the fuck does that mean?
They could just be this could be.
Mumbles. Yeah.
What, dude?
Yeah.
You want me to pose?
What is this? You want to pose?
I mean, yeah, I can pose.
Hey, pose, man!
All right, all right, I'll do the iconic mumbles.
There it is.
All right.
Do you want my other iconic pose while I'm at it?
All right, I'll learn this one from you.
Why don't you take a photo of that
You got a good photo sorry I was I was posting something. Oh, okay
You just posted on socials
But you post this on socials, huh?
All right
Actually, no, no, I'm not giving you the sense
Yeah, that's what I thought buddy. That's what I yuck at thoughts. I gotta post it
You're on socials like ten days ago, but I didn't I didn't do that. I'm a better man than you'll ever be
The fuck is with all these boxes. It's like it's gonna be a box maze. Oh
My god, okay. This has been working really hard on it
It's no way
just a run
no it's great
i just wasn't expecting a fucking box fort
just thought this would be a ramp to like a second party
yeah right here there is
yeah they did
okay because i'm gonna
probably need a cure for
this canadian disease i have you have it
uh... yeah
unfortunate
i got my care ham all good i got a cure for three different diseases i'm good
uh...
uh...
Daphne Malone Chatterb, just like you know, he's back at mom
You didn't even
What oh that is her is her at I thought it was I thought you said it was Daphne xx or whatever. Yeah, that's her username
Yeah
So if you look at her page
So much trouble. I mean he's getting so much trouble. I
Still haven't figured out this daughter thing
Something about that buddy buddy. Oh, she's been coming down here almost every yuck and day walking in saying
Like we have to take care of her or something. I'm like, oh my god
You should have took her with you to go see
No, no
I believe you, I totally believe you.
You don't even care where I went.
No, no, really.
I know.
Big Phil has a fort.
He's a fort?
This is his fort.
More like a fart.
Jesus, there's things in there.
There's room is this.
Twinkle, sneaky, and then Wendy.
I think so
I thought Wendy was in the room on the right
Ah, she is
I thought Wendy was in that room
She is
Who's in this room?
I don't know
You don't know who lives inside your own house?
I don't know
I respect that
You hold these is you're just did not know huh? Yeah
No, I'd yeah
They even don't want to know what that security room is probably happy. It is happy
Well, this is this is definitely stumbles is now this is Kirk Kirk Marley and derpy
What an odd combination they'd Kirk and Marley sleep there and derpy sleeps in that corner
Yeah, I know my webcam, I know everybody, it's not me to go.
Okay, there you go.
How's everybody been? Good?
I think so. I just got out of prison outside. I was in prison for five years.
You were in prison?
I did a terrorism.
Oh, you missed me when I was in the prison at this time.
Absolutely, that's the room.
Test his room, Stumble's sharing, but he's in the corner over there.
Well, yeah, he has a compartment.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Ah, Reina's room, I think.
I don't know if she's sharing a bell or not, but it's Reina's room.
Reina gets a whole room?
Get for Reina.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Boom. Boom.
Yeah. Boom.
Yeah. Yeah.
What? What are you saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's my room. I got a TV.
And, um, oh, nice.
That's right.
Yeah.
Nice little bug zapper over there.
Very cool.
That's not a bug zapper.
That looks like a bug.
That's a heater.
What are you talking about?
That's a bug.
It's a heater.
Oh, see.
You got that
You know what it's whatever you wanted to be man, but I think it's a it's a buckster
I hate it
that was hurt. Fuck. Hey, extra, I thought it was that you.
That was literally my last one. Okay, all good. You heard the company replace the, um,
the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
The company you know for the the big shoes are us they replace the mice in the shoes so they squeak again
Yeah, unfortunately they squeak again. Yeah
Unfortunately, yeah, I was wearing those shoes and then I'm walking around that I felt like you guys I just felt so
Just what it was one of you guys. I just felt lame as I just got rid of them when I got my good shoes back
You know, I I felt like they always fit you better anyway. Yeah, it's I guess it's fair
Yeah, your shoes aren't really that much bigger, it's just they're more bubbly after
the kids.
Is that because you stub your toes all the time, they're always swollen?
Clumsy f**k.
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah.
Whose room is this?
Wait, I thought Tessa had the closet.
It's a dining room.
I thought Tessa...
She kicked, she kicked.
Well, originally she kicked out stumbles and put him in here, and then stumbles
had a massive crash out of there, so now Moose not close in here.
Okay, you know stumbles the cop now and Kirk
They both cops man
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, they're both cops now
They um
Yeah, it's it's something it's it's something
Near me cups don't me
No cups
Cops the show cups. Oh
We were always a deadbeat anyway
right
right
Your show rights, it's alright
Did she did she have any like reason why or she's like me no more? Oh
That's the real I hear sirens you think that's him no
No, no, I'll be responded to my post we saw the rap problem. Oh
The fuck is this
That was such a quick response, I don't know I kind of want to say yes
What is this guy doing with my tent?
He sits on the bench in front of the hospital doors all day, every day, and he just yells
at people like, not yelling at them, but he's like, oh you're here again because you're
obsessed with me.
He just talks like that.
Oh, it means he barks off on the phone.
Ember's in the closet.
Always has been.
What do you mean?
Oh, oh, like, okay.
Look.
What?
I'm kinda scared.
You should be, it's a weird room.
I don't know if I wanna be in here.
It's a weird room.
Dude, she has like some sort of like,
I don't know what you call it.
Now this is a bug zapper.
Wow, look at this bug zapper.
This room is awful.
I don't like it.
What have you done?
You son of a bitch.
You better let me in.
Oh yeah?
Oh, I thought I could, I thought I could log my way out, but I can't.
Um, party, Yan-Hurky?
Appropriate, you know what?
Appropriate.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know why this is here.
It's a door.
It's got hinges and a handle and it's a big, what, no, it's a big furnace thing.
big furnace thing. But you don't see it? Nope. See? You don't, you don't see this. No, no,
am I in it right now? No. Wait, do you have a key, Mumbles? Do you have a key? Yeah. I
guess it's just because I took a nap just now to escape your fucking demines, but I
I need to run out, run back in.
Give me a moment.
Maybe.
He does have a key.
I don't know.
I can't see it.
So this is probably an RQ's chamber, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
And this is still the same, OK?
This is like storage.
We're going to do something down here.
Look, I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
You find those games and stuff like that?
So, like, I don't know. I'm gonna...
I have to do something down here.
I'm not really sure yet.
I want this to be...
The basement to be really horrified.
Yeah, I know. It should be.
So, I don't know.
Let's see what happens.
You happen to be holding them in?
The love of your...
The love of your life broke up with you
in the middle of a... of a house tour.
What do you mean, the middle of it?
Fuck that, man.
Let me in the middle of it.
She did it before she got the house to her husband.
I was torn.
What?
Yeah.
Are you OK?
No.
I'm never OK, man.
Come on.
I had plenty, but let me.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm saying is you don't need any more beer.
Right.
Right.
This is exactly what I'm saying.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, the trip was good.
The trip was good.
It was all right.
It was all right.
Yeah, it was strange.
I met up with a, how do I put this, a strange family,
I guess?
They knew about me.
What do you mean?
They tracked me down, kind of.
What do you mean they tracked you down?
You left to go see them, I thought.
Well, kind of both.
It tracked me down, like, figuring out where I was, you know?
And kind of where I went from there.
Sorry, Momos! I don't mean to interrupt your story here, but I need you to help me spell a word.
Okay.
How do you spell?
What am I thinking for the subs this time?
Deliver. Deliver. Deliver. How do you spell deliver?
Oh, I'm not thanking anybody. Okay.
Ah, no! No, but maybe soon.
Uh, deliver. Hi, Spill it.
Uh, D-E-L-
Okay.
I-V-E-R.
That's, uh, that's Delver.
Delver, man. If you don't mind a spell, you can use a set that.
I thought you were asking.
I don't know.
Deliver, you hungry?
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's disgusting. Get off the table!
listen man oh no you have obligations now say this
thank you for the five bomb Venom thank you for not gifting me any subs I
really appreciate it I'm happy it's all going towards this guy right here him of
all people but can you can you angle the camera towards me real quick hey
hey talking to you buddy thanks for no no you got a third person it's not
looking at me like that okay so I can give the third person camera okay thank
you hey Venom I'm talking to you thanks for the five mom you know Shadow Box
really appreciate it you can buy more of those adult diapers he really
needs he only gets them in plaid because you know he's Canadian so really thank
you a lot for all the help you're giving him his wife and his children
because they're tired of cleaning up after him thanks a lot
Welcome
That's pretty cringe man
Yeah, I was pretty crazy
I'm known for that
I'm ordering burgers. How do you want to eat?
Can you get me two triple triples and E. Cola? That'd be great
I love that my shoes work again.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Pretty cool.
The shoes.
So cool.
Get delivery man, I just ordered it.
Okay.
Okay, cool.
What'd you get it from?
Burger Shop.
Burger Hub.
Nah, I just directly messaged one of the workers there.
Oh yeah, KenSum seemed really upset with you.
that I just talked about when I when I got myself some food earlier
um
He apologized for my terrible customer experience with Gabby
And then I apologized to him for his terrible customer experience with you. It was kind of there's kind of a weird exchange
Who asked?
Um, well, I thought we were just having a conversation, but
Yeah, I'm trying to have a conversation. Yeah, I'm trying
really yeah yeah oh by the way get on my face for one to okay are you on the
business app you're in the fun house business I don't even know if I have a
business app let me get my phone and like not I haven't checked my phone in
like 10 days no you're not here I can pay you we can page people and
everything business business business what is your state of the user it's one
one oh four you know much lower than one one oh four yeah it's much lower than
everybody else's
I'm talking about my penis again. No
Come on ball you said you wouldn't bring it up
So low to the floor doesn't mean that it's a fucking breath
1104
That's right. Yep. Did you get that?
Yeah, I did
Paperboy
The Fun House by Mr. Girardi.
You haven't gone off the deep end again, have you? Do I have to worry about being sniped?
That is the only thing that can kill me.
No, no, no, no. Why does everybody think it has to do with her?
No, that's not it has to do with her, but like sometimes when you fucking, you fucking dive off the deep end, sometimes things happen.
I'm better now, okay?
That's great. I'm happy to hear it.
Ashen shell?
Everybody gonna pull up now? It's gonna be okay?
Oh, does everybody know your back? Or not yet?
I posed it on Twitter. I felt like that's enough information for them.
Really giving him a lot of credit.
I am gonna make it adamant that I don't wanna hear about any of their lives until I've
talked to Amber.
What?!
Fla-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Do you want a long ass-
Do you want a-
Hello?
Ain't no way you're only giving me ten minutes to make an entire meal for these
clowns.
No, no Wendy!
You're off the hook!
You're off the hook today.
You're welcome, you're welcome, you're coming, right?
Thank you.
Yeah, I'll be on the way.
Good, good, good, good, good.
All right, so what are you getting?
I'm with Kingsley, Marley, and, uh, Sneaky.
Okay, okay, okay, thanks.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
Oh, fuck, I forgot, we gotta get Marmar.
if you could like look at me and say like a name like what name would you give me
it's like hey you look like a um and I know you can't say bitch so like you're
the only one safe to ask this
ah I can't wait what's the question if you had to look at me you're you know
and say, hey, you know, I'm surprised your name is blank.
You look more like a blank.
Like what would the second be?
And you can't say bitch, because I look out of box
and you can't swear.
You're a clunt?
Dude.
What?
You asked.
That's my word.
Yes, which makes it even better that you're a clunt.
You know what?
I do be serving it up.
You know, yuck is my word and everybody says it, man.
You know what fair yeah, yeah
It's hard being us isn't it what what do you mean? What does that mean us?
We're just makers, you know, they're just takers. I guess that's fair
steal our bitch
Me you don't know you don't really say true. Why is somebody wearing a bikini out there?
That's probably windy
Storm you're gonna catch. Oh my god. Yeah, I know
I'm hearing wet bear feet in the fucking house.
That's gross.
Wendy, is that you?
Wendy?
Your information?
I have a little flippies on.
I'm not a bear, but look at these little flippies, let me-
Wendy, can you get changed?
You should go get changed.
Wendy, can you get changed?
Wendy, you should go get changed.
No, there's clothes right over here.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
That's nice, nice.
Jesus, we only put a towel on.
Okay, well, I'm gonna put on a dress and you can heck
You turned a talent to address I
Actually did once but that's because as Valdo was me and he locked my closet
You locked your closet
Yeah, you're the one who locked my room and then I had to jump out of the window in a towel dress
It's it's it's supper. What do you mean good? What do you mean?
Supper time people can't just eat off of their plates in their lap
No, thank you miss. Are you one of the people who like eats at their desk as well?
Um
To eat wherever I eat man, I only pull off on do it really
When they have a question food. Yeah, what's up?
Who's uh, I saw three beds in Twinkle's room. Is it one of those yours?
No, that's bones is bad. My own around. Oh, okay. Why would I sleep in the same room as?
Which had a box that and I was like there's no way. I just figured Wendy has her own room
No, I have my own room. No, that's Bones' bed.
Chatterbox said he didn't know who was living in his house, and I was like, you know what? That's fair.
No, I have my own room, and I have a nice, I have a nice king-size bed for me and my dog Eva.
Nice.
I mean, technically, it's Mickey and I's dog, so she mainly stays with me.
What did you get in the divorce we weren't married so there was no divorce
No, we weren't married so there was no divorce
Yeah, you don't get a divorce in that married mother actually technically common law, right? No, we share their dog
I mean, I do think those technically common law, but you also mean a felony paperwork, so
No, we just share the dog
Sometimes she'll go into his room. Sometimes she'll go into my room
That's just like a share thing, you know
Wait what oh, yeah, Daphne's pissed at you mambos
I'm not surprised the man is guy
can I change my clothes here yeah yeah I'm blind yes you're gonna go to the
behind in the hallway on the right there's gonna be no no they went too
far Marley went to bar okay what the fuck on the ground okay you know first
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I oh my god okay okay fine i gotta pay i gotta i gotta get off of this i don't know who's
which one of you signed me up for this wasn't me jing zee what's up bro
are you guys gonna like just sit down what's going on
It's rude to sit down before everyone is here because then they're gonna feel awkward coming in and everyone else is sitting down and it's messed up.
Well I'm gonna still do it.
I don't even know who else is coming in here. I don't even know who's awake.
Molly, take a seat buddy. You've been through a lot.
Sneaky. Sneaky.
Molly baby.
You left your envelopes up here and talking while you're fighting.
You're fine with anything.
Marley.
No, I ain't going to worry about it.
If I can throw you some cash, if I throw you some cash,
you want to go get some beers, buddy?
Want to go get some beers then?
I just got an ICU.
Are you kidding me?
Marley, does the doctor allow you to drive right now?
I know.
What do you mean, Marley?
Oh, Marley can't drive.
Marley, the doctors don't know what they're talking about,
buddy.
That's what I'm saying.
They're doctors.
They're not DMV people.
Kingsley, are you staying?
Are you staying for Din?
Hey, I'm staying for Din.
Okay, take Marley with you, go get us some beers at the ace liquor, buddy.
Oh, alright, Marley, let's go.
Fuck yeah.
Also, teams, they don't have any money, I need to buy them.
The fucking orange is sneaky! God damn it!
Don't fuck the orange, guys.
Lend them first.
Hey, Orange, just lend them.
Salutations you have been and running boom how many help you
Hey you still at the uh, you set the burger shed?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, almost done. Can I add five more on that ten?
Five more like combos? Yeah
A lot more people here than I thought a lot more people than I thought
He's a brother, he's a brother, her, her boy toy, so I didn't know
Call an ex-boyfriend!
Her ex-boyfriend? Anyways, I'll pay you good door!
No, no, no, no. Go into a sit between me. I'm not sitting in the middle of you two.
Alright, thanks, thanks.
She's at the end.
Alright, he's still making the food. He's gonna be on his way soon.
And I'll break his sit down, you know, this, you know...
Some of the chairs, I don't think Mr...
Mr. Roman, I was not gonna see all the chairs.
So...
Definitely not.
You have to...
Chairs.
Yes, sit in the chair that you can see, sir.
We're sitting on chairs right now.
Oh, I see you guys
Well, no, they aren't sitting on chairs, but just to you
Just take out a folding chair right just take out a folding chair you got a folding chair everybody got a folding chair
So what's the tea the food still on the way, so what's the tea derpy we get X boyfriend what happened?
Oh my god, he's like will you stop bothering me Laney you said that son
Yeah, it's holy shit. Yeah, I'll lie you guys
Social media influencer while I'm driving and she says
Me I'm sitting on a chair
Corner the table the corner the table. Yeah, right there. That's perfect
That'll be perfect for you.
Jeez.
No manners.
No manners at all.
Yeah, yeah, you-
You ain't dealing with shit, bro!
Anyway, as I was saying,
I had to deal-
He didn't say shit!
I had to deal with Hazel.
Y'all had to be perfect because it was all my phone trying to be a social media influencer as she was just my passenger.
I don't know what to say. I gotta be with her.
He's dealing with the hazel unit.
That's what I'm saying!
Do you remember the passwords to your social media account?
I feel it.
Yeah, if you remember the password to your social media account, what is it?
Who the fuck remembers they?
I thought you were a big social media guy.
I casted you out getting old.
You just cursed that I forgot my password.
I suppose some more or some more please I think he just looks like he's already like ash gray. Oh
I have an idea
What?
Well first derpy are you guys back together cuz I'm not gonna suggest this if you guys are back together
No, we're not
Okay, I think I think we should have take chatterboxes
Overdue Dami mommy account
If it to Ray
You didn't even say thank you bitch
That sounds like a dummy.
What is it?
What account?
He's a subscriber to Adonimami account.
Now I have Adonimami fixing new messages.
He just called me too like a minute ago.
Yeah.
Oh, you're using our feats.
No, no.
It's an incentive for me.
Yeah, something.
Yeah.
I got signed up for that too, Twinkles.
I got signed up for that too, and I didn't even do it.
Yeah, somebody.
Sure, guys.
If that's what you want to tell you.
You were handcuffed in your room with no pants on, twinkles!
You were responsible, twinkles!
No, no, no!
You were exposed to plenty of eating fun!
I was not!
I was against my will!
Yes, you were!
It's your will, huh?
Jesus yuck, this is bull yuck!
I can't stand this!
I can't stand...
I hope everybody likes money shots,
cause I didn't get a variety, I just ordered the same things!
I hope they have no pickles.
Oh, oh, you don't like pickles?
You don't have to pick him off, man.
It's going to be fun to load it.
I love pickles.
I love pickles.
You can't just pick him off because the flavor's still there, man.
All the juice is sleeping there.
Well, you know what?
No, I don't like lettuce.
No, that's fair.
How do you not like?
Who doesn't like pickles?
That's way about lettuce.
But that's happy.
I don't like sour food.
I don't like sour candy.
Wait.
What?
What?
I worry.
What?
You're happy.
You just got hooded.
What?
You don't know.
Why can't he doesn't look like happy right now?
You don't look like you.
What are you talking about?
Exactly like happy
Whatever look happy buddy looks like happy you kind of look like a nerd right now
I'm in town Edo. I think happy was named ironically
I just think you're very grumpy
Because you can figure it out. It's not that hard
I think this is really not that hard.
It's a knowing man.
You just stand on the chair next to me and sit down, man.
Get on the table and then stand on the chair, turn around, sit down.
I've had the issues.
So, I'm curious, how did the breakup go?
Like, who broke up with who?
Which breakup?
The one right now.
Oh, right?
Who broke up?
She just told me like, outside we broke up or something.
Yeah, we broke up.
fucking Ray
OOOOOOOOOOOH
I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE
WHAT?
Oh Ray played off, we broke up, he just played off, played off
Right? Right is that what happened here?
No, he said he wants to break up so I broke up
Really?
I didn't say shh
What he's saying?
Ray broke up with you?
Oh jeez
No I broke up with him
Because you wanted to?
Yeah you don't
Yeah
What the hell?
Can't go on mouth never
Excuse me coming through
She's so hot
That's shh
She just told me like, she was just mad at me for using my phone
the social media guy you know I'm just trying to
Yeah, he's a phone guy. Imagine hanging over to your girlfriend. You just look at your phone all day
Yeah, we hear you
Pictures of you on this phone
No, I didn't go
Look at the pictures she sent me but she took half naked pictures of me so
Half-naked pictures of yourself that she sent you
I just built a fucking chair
I'm so proud of you, Anders.
You know how to sit down?
Here, Mama, are you kidding me?
It was in my office, but I didn't see you.
I'm sitting here.
How the hell did I get out of the office?
I sit down.
I literally sit down.
I took my stuff.
I had stuff that was from my office, and I just put it on there.
Put it on the edge of the user to build that chair.
Is that better?
Yeah, that sounds like a new problem.
Smiley, I took pictures of you during your surgery.
Look, I can help you with that.
I saw them.
No, it looked good, man.
Pictures that she had, like.
Happy said you faked it.
I can't open.
Huh?
What?
What?
What?
There's bubbles here.
What do you mean?
Bubbles is here.
Okay, good.
Well, he said it group kill.
I don't know if he's faking it.
Yeah.
Did you ask why I was here because I have a complaint?
No, I said are you here and it's just because you're my favorite.
Oh, thank you.
Pick favorites.
I get a lot.
HR's not like, you're HR, you can't pick favorites because you have to be unbiased.
We need a new one.
Callen, I have a complaint against mumbles.
You have a complaint against bottles?
Who the fuck's bottled?
Mumbles, not bottles.
Mumbles, okay.
All right, let me get my notebook out.
I just admitted that he's the favorite
I don't know, but wait one second. I'm getting to a new page. Okay. Who's your complainer?
HR just admitted that mumbles is the favorite. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. There's a process here. Who is the complain about?
Mumbles
Mumbles, okay, and your name is?
Mumbles
Okay, whenever you're ready
Happy birthday to you, Tessa.
Happy birthday.
Good to see you, Tessa.
How you doing?
Wait, it's your birthday?
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
You should sit down.
Thank you.
What?
This is a really weird complaint so far.
So far I have, whoo, yippee, Tessa, happy birthday.
First debt.
Perfect.
Is that your complaint against Mumbles?
Any time.
Hey, Helen.
You've got to put an HR complaint.
It's anonymous.
I can't tell you who it is.
Fuck Helen.
Yes, Marley.
I wish in the ICU I need to make one complaint.
OK, Marley, who's your complaint about?
Oh, shit.
Mumbles?
Where is this food?
What's that?
It's not so long.
Marley?
Okay, Marl, I can play.
Listen here, you son of a bitch.
You have the lying the witch and the audacity of this bitch to walk in, take a candy shirt,
and fuck with you.
I love you.
That was a good one.
Mumbles, remember that whole thing about stealing from each other, you stole that from
me, bro.
I'm mad at you.
I hope I hope she got no cop again and I think it's fucking stupid
became a cop and he's going back and I don't like it I'm gonna cut you this is my complaint
Stop cutting me off.
You're complaining about yourself right now.
I'm really sorry.
I'm cutting you, Kingsley.
Oh, you know what?
My whole complaint, Kingsley's going back, and it's lame.
Now that we're all here, I can repeat this again.
There's a problem.
The Hobgoblin and the Ramoswoblin came here.
And they're going to take over the Funhouse
for their evil operations unless we help them
storm the Capitol on Monday.
Oh, it's true.
They're actively trying to kill me.
I was cowering from the green cobbler for like the three hours.
This will save you, this will save you.
If you help on this, this will save you.
This will save all of us.
Raymond, you're coming with us on my way.
What the fuck is a Ramos cobbler?
What the fuck?
I'm jumping in here.
They're going to give us grenades and molotovs to do it.
What the fuck is a Ramos cobbler?
It's a Ramos cobbler, man.
It's serious business.
It's scary.
Is that like some rambled egg thing, or what?
It's like Romskillian, or what's
what's his name?
It's cobbler.
Still skin?
Still skin?
Still skin.
that's what it is
uh... i get it
i'm a deputy mayor i can't swim the capital
why not getting i'm going to be formed
you should have a look at where she's going to be inside man that's perfect
i'm gonna snitch on this also
don't snitch on it don't snitch on it because it works for all scourge
don't do it
terrorism
why are you doing terrorism again
you just think it was like he has
He has an idea!
I'm in a chokehold!
I'm in a chokehold!
I'm gonna try to do it again.
Nice.
He's putting his, like, cow.
Okay, Marley, we moved on from there, brother.
Marley!
Oh, my God.
Move on, Marley.
I'm cutting you.
I am so hungry.
I'm going to let you live, bro.
When do I, bro?
I did text him asking what the hold up is.
I did text him.
I'm just waiting on him.
He was...
You know, who's this?
Oh, my God.
I see what you've done to those oranges.
Hey, fly around.
Can you get the door, buddy?
Can you look at the bar?
Yeah, I feel this in Krakas.
Krak, he's sick.
He's sick as yuck.
He's downstairs.
Oh, OK.
He's not sick.
Hello.
Hello.
Who's this number on the phone?
Oh, hello.
Oh, too late.
Happy Hodey, no.
See, now, mom was in.
Why does that guy look like he's
bringing us things to town?
Two weeks.
And I texted this guy.
I said, how long?
And he said, minutes.
That's a long way to Canada, bro.
You want the mayor in here?
Yeah, bring the mayor.
Sure, I guess.
We technically all times can be measured in minutes.
The fake mayor.
Sorry to be rude, come on in.
The mayor's here.
The roof fly around.
Surely they bought food, right?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I thought I can't believe you won over Tony.
Hey, Benny!
Hey, Benny.
Hey, Benny.
It's been over for summer.
Well, it was, I didn't, you're here for, well, that's awkward, um, I was
Um
Where's the disrespect they well, are you disrespecting them?
I wasn't expecting this many people is
We go so hopefully I got enough food if you want to go sit that chair you
It's just okay. Let me I gotta go get the food. I think he's here
Okay, how much is gonna cost me man?
I'm sorry man, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for the last minute for you.
How much?
You know why you have no idea.
Margot was a I think Jec was some kind of serum and she had some
What the hell
You are the limitless for it. He was here was yeah, you're the one advertising for it. Oh my god
I got hired 15 minutes after me and we just all
Oh
So, okay. Yeah, sorry. How much is gonna cost me?
Food and then plus delivery
You know 25 per combo, so that's like isn't that one of my shots worth? I don't need to count
So 375
So they're very I don't know and whatever you want
What did you just give you, what did you just give you, E3358, what's the same ID, what's the same ID?
2202. Oh yeah, also freaking Morad was stuck in the prison so I had to clock in and let her out.
Sorry, sorry, wait, now you're saying your bank ID.
My bank ID, okay.
What can I do for you?
We're just here to provide support for the mayor, just in case something goes wrong.
I see. I see. Come on then.
I see. I see. Come on.
Oh, oh, oh, thanks.
Wipe your feet! Wipe your feet!
Okay, okay. Wipe off feet? Okay.
No, what the fuck, dude?
You can act!
HAPPY! Can you stop distracting him?
HAPPY! Can you stop distracting him so he can go home?
So he can go around the mayor. Yeah, yeah, yeah
He's finally here, yo, he's finally here. I'm good. You can hand food to everybody else. I'm good. I got
Somebody has to hand it and like put it separate you know this
I just paid him this hat does it put the food in front of everybody I paid him $1,000 for this
Okay, then put the food individually in front of everyone
$1,000 big money man especially up in the north we don't got that much money have you met over here?
Well here here here's your first is your yuppie hat
What squad? I'm gonna go see you I'll test his wounds
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Bro.
Bro.
R-O-O-M.
Okay, okay.
I don't know, man.
Hey, so you, did you, did you call the cops here?
I didn't call them here.
They seem very concerned about you.
I know, I know.
I see, I see, I see, I see.
Like, say, Ray, what kind of clothes are you wearing?
You're like, introduce the person you came here with.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's kind of yucked up, man.
Of course.
Yeah, it's kind of yucked up, Benny.
Wait, what? What do you mean?
Yeah.
Introduce who you brought with you.
Hey, so it's good to see you outside the building.
Oh, sorry.
I'm the deputy mayor, Adelaide Benny.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Don't introduce yourself.
Benny, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Did you call her a bitch, Nikki?
That's her last name, that's her last name.
It probably sounds like it.
Guys, this is Mike.
This is my deputy mayor Adelaide Finch.
First oney.
This is the clowns.
I'm gonna introduce you all.
Hands in everything.
I wash my hands in everything.
Trust, trust.
I don't trust the lost time.
I trust that I paid 7k for treatment.
Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that
Dang Ray
What who said my name there's a french fries
Treatments, huh?
But there's no way I wanted I wanted to borrow five was already too much for him
You'll get it soon enough. You'll get it soon enough
And he doesn't like to be called a skeleton he prefers to be compared to a who from whoville. Yes. Thank you. Thank you
Oh, jeez.
He's like a skeleton.
What's wrong with that?
No, you're the cool kind of skeleton.
This guy's something that pops out at Halloween.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I need a volunteer.
I need a volunteer.
What's up?
Alright, sneaky.
You got to say grace.
You got to say grace.
Grace, we're doing grace here.
Yeah, he has to say grace.
Come on.
All right.
There's your phone.
Get off your phone.
Speak up, man.
Speak up.
Phone's down.
Phone's down for Congress.
I'm just going to give you as long as I can.
All right.
I need everybody to put your, put your phones down.
Ellen.
I was raised as an adult when I got out of an old play.
What?
Oh my God.
It's different.
It's Congress.
It's Congress.
I'm expecting it by sitting quietly and allowing you to pray without complaining, okay?
She's well-fated.
You're so distracting, but I'll try my best, I guess, whatever it is.
All right, so we all got it today.
Thanks to Cleeseus, the ultimate clown that has saved this house, gave us the power
to rebuild, gave us the power to stay in here together right now after everything
that's happened to us.
The bunker was built right under this place and it kept the same all things
So if you are hungry, all I need is a clay man and you may
eat. Clay man. Clay man. Clay man. Clay man. Clay man is. You didn't
shut up, Ray. You didn't sound so sure on that one. I didn't say
I'm still going to eat the food. Oh, I just got a photo.
Go kind of hard. Go keep it.
I
Damn
What I want to see
Never pray again never pray again
Where is it I can't see
Did you get food
Do not add him to the group chat.
Do not add him to the group chat.
Do not add him to the group chat.
Whoa!
You know what, here you go.
You are still not unsubscribed from God Nami Mami.
I feel like that's closer to something else.
Stay away from that.
What, like a story?
I just want to say I love what you guys are doing, I like that poem, I got you thinking,
don't worry.
Thank you guys all agree that the mayor here, you should use his power for good and because
we're such staples of grapeseed all these years and all the things we put into it and
we single-handedly got rid of the gang members that were holding down the farm by our
snitching ways that we have earned our own blip on the map of the front houses
not you know shouldn't that even you guys think that is fair I say we've
earned grapeseed I think we should uh you know secede from the union what do
you mean we we've already found it yeah it's all in place
union!
mumbles why do we need a
founding mayor come on that's like you're back saying hey we're leaving
Canada it just won't work they should
I already mumbles you're trying to run back Babylon, aren't you?
You're unaware of my lord buddy, what are you what are they trying to do like a look of great
Oh my god, dude
She had billboards of our faces. I'll see what I can do about the blip. I'll see what I can do about the
I
What do you mean blue bus stop hey, I guess a bus stop mr. Mayor
Yeah, you know you can people like where's the fun oh right there even though like 90% of people you talk to anyway
You know exactly where the fun house is okay
What if I just put like you know, since she's like a big calm master at there, but clown
That would work
what why is the guy behind me playing games on his phone and not sharing what
games you got games on your phone over there you got games on your phone
Hey, where you going?
Hey, oh Jesus yuck
Hey
You're a boss that I'm watching him and then you came outside.
Oh, my.
There's a bunch of cops up there.
Yeah.
Let's just go back inside.
Maybe that was Keith there first.
Nah, you just...
I don't know.
So now the line's up there.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my lines.
Oh, my lines.
Are you OK, yo?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
OK.
All right.
Who are you?
Who are you saying that you're back here?
No one.
What the fuck?
I'm going to go to the bathroom while we're waiting.
Oh, now everyone's back?
The second I have to pee?
Oh yeah, we put an extra shot on it.
Are you using your bathroom?
I was going to use your bathroom.
Ah, use the other bathroom when you use the other bathroom when you use it.
He's fine.
This tattoo's on his back.
He's wearing her mask.
I
Fuck the binoculars don't work bro
I
Bosses picture and socials no no no we can't do that
I
Fuck sake that was creepy dude burn is burn is a fucking dude dude the way he does this timing is so
I'm a dreamer great
Oh
Okay guys as tradition as tradition
Because we're all here there is an ex gang member in the house and I think we all should the gang up on him and give him a beating
You know because that's a tradition
Who's a he's currently
I
Give them the treatment man
First fail we need fielder fail is one of them face building is for it. That's so
Excuse me Billy, excuse me Billy.
Who's that?
That's him.
Oh, he was here.
Oh, I just...
Just now?
Nope.
now? Nope. I tried I tried to confront him he took off he flew a flare, gone.
Hey Joke, I hope I have tattoos, do you know?
I was back. God, not that I remember. I don't know if I ever saw him without a
shirt on you just send me a picture he sent you what what he sent a picture of
me you and moose
It's expensive and I'm broker than all the clowns.
Ow.
You want another?
I've got more.
No!
I'm really broker than all the clowns.
It's already embarrassing.
I can't afford to cure Canada.
That AMS was?
It's okay.
We're all together.
I'm gonna wanna be a movie star.
Worse.
I'm not a movie star in my book!
What do you mean by a movie star?
What?
Yeah?
Oh god.
Oh, are you there?
Yeah.
That's my balcony.
Yeah?
Well that's the one that connects our both of ours, yeah.
Yep.
Can you guys do a G6?
Yeah.
Um, I could.
Jesus fuck up
I scared myself bad tessa look up
Oh my god, catty!
Sticky!
What are you doing up there?
Hi!
What else am I supposed to be doing right now?
I don't know!
Geez!
Let me be myself.
Please.
Be awesome.
Uh, are these normally hair?
uh are these normally here what's this oh yeah I put those here because they don't
work they just get stuck in your face you know what doesn't work also what
I'm gonna lie Tessa, I think I'm gonna do big clown dinners at least minimum once a week.
You think so?
Yep, yeah I think so.
I have to add more chairs.
Yeah, that's true.
Huh?
Wait, what the?
Is there room down?
Who's room?
Is there room down? Mine?
Yeah.
I mean, for what's in there, yeah.
Not quite, yeah, I'm still working on it.
What happened to Stumble's?
Stumble's here with Tessa!
What the hell?
He's making us cry?
Yeah, that would help.
What?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Dude, that was so creepy!
No, you gotta hit me, you can do it, you know.
Yeah, I hate that.
That was creepy. That was really, really creepy.
Ew, what?
What happened?
I just heard Helen say something weird.
What the shark noise is sound like?
Hey, Chattie.
Yo, what up, brother?
No much, no much, yourself.
Not much.
I think you helped me with something.
Uh, I'm a bit busy right now with the rain crew.
Oh.
Okay, that's good. Um, yeah, well actually this is even better because you don't it's nothing you need to like leave for
Can you just tell her I'm blocked me because I have to send her something
And then she could block me again after that
Thank you
Yes, I will yes, I can be yeah, absolutely
Okay, thanks buddy appreciate it
Oh, a talk on Monday.
Ah!
For drug testing, they offer blood, urine, and hair
follicles.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Here I could do this.
Don't you cry?
Yo.
Yo!
OK, so she wants you to apologize
and stop being mean to uh...
i'll unblock you
how am i going to do that
if i'm blocked
that's a good point uh... how is he going to do that if he's blocked
why? yeah, she's she's she's not stank
you're unblocked now
okay, alright, thanks, thank you max
by the way, i'll max monday
i am free but there's going to be a window i might not be
but i will, if you call me
If I talk to you early enough we're good?
No, no, no, I'll be around all day Monday.
But there's gonna be a small window that I might be getting arrested.
But in between that, before it, or after it?
Because even if I'm in prison I'll call you.
If I miss your call or something.
Okay, sounds good.
I won't forget about you, buddy, don't worry.
Alright.
Okay, alright, alright.
Thank you, thank you, Max, thank you.
Don't worry, I'll give her a call.
I'm not a speaker am I?
You good?
You okay?
Uh, hello?
Uh-oh?
I'm waiting.
Oh, you're waiting?
Okay.
Oh, you're late. Okay. I'm sorry for being rude.
Thank you. And?
And uh, and what?
Really?
I forgot what the second part was supposed to be.
Are you serious?
And I'm not gonna be a jerk anymore, I guess.
You guess?
What I mean it depends.
What?
You see your text messages?
From who?
From me.
No.
I just sent you something. Have a look.
Cause I blocked you.
You unblocked me though now.
So you should be able to-
I see them.
You should be able to say-
If you unblocked me, you should be able to see it.
Yes, yes, yes, I think that's how that works.
Um, oh, yeah, who's that you came by dad's here he came by
he's watching through the window with your mask on and I went to go confront
and he was taken off you want to he didn't want to talk to me just see right
now yeah but now you understand that you understand now why you know
yeah I don't feel like it was not gonna be a good day yeah okay I have to go see
before you do I got a question why do you want to hang out with me today why
today why do you want to hang out with me today earlier would have been great
right now it's really not the time when it's not the time I'm just curious why
why I was a question that's a statement no I'm a question why did you want to
hang out with me today why today not all these other days you know I mean you
I thought you said hang out with me
Anyways, um while I was I was comfortable because I didn't get in trouble
From the last time we hung out outside of the prison. So I thought it was safer to so I thought it was
Okay, too. Hey, but that's that's the only reason why
Is that the only reason is that the only reason why
Why?
Well, there is it is there.
Is it because Barak is not working today?
What?
Answer the question, yes or no?
First of all, I haven't even messaged him today.
And?
I don't even know if he's working!
Oh, because he'll message you.
You know that.
You're so rude.
So what?
Is that rude or is that...
No, today is...
I've...
No, okay.
No, today is... I've... No. Okay, what happened today was that I had promised friends I was gonna finally hang out with them
because we're supposed to be scuba diving for like three days straight.
Okay.
That is so... You think that just my life revolves around men? Like, what the fuck?
Okay, that's, that's, that's a...
So I didn't say it. We're co-workers. I didn't say that we were like anything.
You don't have to say it for it to be obvious.
You're so rude.
I'm rude.
Dude!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ahhhh!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, everything's fine.
What was that?
There was her!
Did she let her know?
Yeah, let her know!
She just went, oh, I had to go see them.
Am I not there?
She really wanted to hang out today.
But one day, Barrick's not in that lemon list.
So I said no.
She's still food here, all right.
We're eating fruit now, see that's good, doesn't that's good.
It's really old fruit.
It's old fruit?
Yeah, it's really old.
Why are you eating all the suffering?
That's because there's a bunch of fries, bunch of fried!
So I don't want to yuck and eat the fries from the pay stuff!
I can't explain this anymore!
I'm sure they cleaned it!
I'm sure they cleaned it!
I didn't clean anything!
I mean, y'know, when I was there it was really scrubbing down in there, so I thought maybe it would be clean.
I don't trust food that I haven't seen created for me.
A semi-truck just rolled up.
What the yuck?
He just came barreling through here.
Did they go into a delivery?
That's a weird route.
It's an odd route.
That's been happening all day.
Every time I come here, somebody pulls up and sleeps.
Every day.
It was the only door you could close back in.
It's really weird chatting.
It was the room with the least amount of windows
and the closeable door.
What's going on in here?
I just, we're just talking?
Are you busting in here to keep your door open?
Keep your door open.
What?
Here's the yuck cat.
you put the yuck away
is it a semi truck on flying through here?
weird
just flew through here
no
he says no, we can talk back about him
no, sorry, there's more about tricycle
what are we talking about?
we're talking about being fathers
Ooh, that sucks.
Also, salmon?
Salmon?
Yeah, like, he's asking me if I had any more kids out there.
It's like, I don't know, my daddy's got flow in the river,
but you fucking gush it.
You know what? That's enough info.
That's enough info.
That's enough info.
This tests this house and she asks you to do something to respect her.
I'll walk you waving a gun in my face
when you walk out of the room, Kingsley.
I think it's completely reasonable.
To be fair, we won't win at the driveway.
What did you say at the driveway?
What happened?
Somebody pulled up, so he pulled out a gun.
I don't know, Jerry.
What happened?
You know what happened?
Do you know that feeling of, like, they say,
they love you, but you just don't feel it?
Yeah! Yeah!
I just...
I just...
I kept getting out of my mind that, like,
He says he loves me and he wouldn't do anything for me, but sometimes his actions are so different from...
That's the thing. Actions speak louder than words every time, 100% of the time you can say things,
but saying things is meaningless unless you do it.
That's what I had just told him too. And he says he's trying his best and he really wants to be like...
No, he's not. He's not. He's not.
He's not. I'm going to keep his stack with you, okay?
It's it's not what you're gonna want to hear, but it's it's the truth
This guy has priorities. Okay, just like he did with his game. Okay, you're there. He wants you there
He may want you there, but you're not
You're not the top you're just not
People like him, but that's just how it is
And the only way you feel he can change that is if he wants to change that
If he doesn't change it's because he doesn't work to
It's always me starting I feel like at this point I am the issue
Come inside. I don't hear mumbles. We get I
Mean you can smoke in here and Kirk's always smoking here and it smells like smoking here
Only this room though, for you I'd say
Okay, yeah, I gotta get on that
Okay, how do I say this like it it's cruel. Okay, this is cruel
But like if you do feel like if you call him
Because you're in a pickle and he has like some sort of gang thing going on that he would pick you over that
Yeah, that I'm sure of if I'm like if I need him in a certain situation he's in
the middle of something you would drop everything to come to me. I think it's
more so the things he says that hurt me. Like what? He called me a bother before
we pulled up and then I was like well if I'm a bother then why he called you
bother yeah but I think it's just his way of joking but I think he just why the
thing is like I don't know how to explain to him that was gone all the
like pressure and all the trauma that was left in the city was on me and my
shoulders feel like he doesn't realize how much that scarred me and then I
I just like I just need him to be now and I need him to understand that like I
Can't immediately go back to the old dinette
I feel like I just feel like I'm the only one loving in this relationship
um, you know, pollinate, uh, based on my experience.
And then it turned out weird and got scary, and then it died.
Yeah, you can't be the second choice ever.
Does he, does he tell you he loves you ever?
Yeah, he does.
Then he's lying to you, because you don't love someone to make them number two.
I know this from experience, trust me.
You have to leave that.
The only way he's going to realize is if you walk away from it.
And if he takes the realization seriously, he'll come back and he'll fix it and make it right with you.
But if he just doesn't want to, it's not worth your time staying.
We just have to talk and he was like, okay, what can I do to make you feel like better and fulfill the needs.
I just, you know, all them like, you need to show up more.
You need to like, it doesn't mean we have to be together 24 seven, but like the things he says and the way he acts sometimes is just so, I don't know.
And he felt like he's gonna work on it, but you can't change like
You can't expect them to change exactly who he is, you know, just because you don't like it like you just got you have to accept
Who he is at the end of the day, but like there is a way to treat you right there is a way to treat you
I feel like when him and me went through so much that I just found I kind of I don't know if I'm
asking too much or if no no no you're not
look i ain't talking to her right now because um why i don't i don't she call
me she wants to hang out with me today why
why today why not all these other days
i look in the limelist barricas not advertising himself in the living
unless that means he's not awake today so I'm choice number two what am I gonna do
keep entertaining that as much as I love her just like you like to love him
one thing I learned if you gotta know your worth in that
I didn't even know that everybody blames her for what happened all the time ago with how
I was it wasn't the clowns that are gone it was them I would agree on that I don't I don't
think she was because they're doing that they're doing what Ray is doing to you they
I'll tell you things, but their actions are different.
When you need them, they ain't here for you.
Yeah.
I don't know, him coming back like that?
No.
I mean, it's hard for me to talk
because I'm in the same situation, kind of.
But lives are on the line with that.
It's just you just all I'm back now is where the boys that
Don't you feel like there's a slap in the face
It was
Just don't know if it always has been this way
And I just started to get bothered by it or something changed and I just kind of grasp what changed
Who said good night before twinkles by the way, I don't have that number
I don't have it same diner, but yeah, okay
So like you just
You're all the way here and I went to the meeting do you think I would do that if I don't care about you
I'm like you talk about like things that out of their minimum
You know
you know showing up like that is not enough he's just there sometimes just
being there is not enough I don't know why I get so hard like things he says
lately because usually I was really good at dealing with it dude was gone for
how many years and came back and like did that I mean obviously things are
and above you. Thank you. So I'm not going crazy. No, no, I think don't get, don't make
a mistake here. I still think you're stupid. Okay. But with this specific situation, no,
you're not crazy. Well, I feel like I'm crazy because I'm the only one that is bothered
by everything. And then also, don't tell anyone this, but like when I was like, what
have you been?" He's like, well, I was looking for Cam and then I kind of got caught up in this
organization. What do you mean? He got caught in an organization. I'm like, he's like,
remember what I did with Faceless? I'm like, yeah, he's like something like that. I'm like,
what? After you, like the reason why we're looking for Cam is this organization,
Do you join another one?
Did I tell you the name?
I've not learned anything.
Oh.
Wow.
Yikes.
Just keeping things away from you.
Just so surprised, I guess.
I also, I just, I don't know if he's also like
kind of pushing me away with those things because you lost so much in life.
I don't know.
Well, why would I don't understand that?
He lost three of his best friends, right? Okay.
He, he disbanded his gang and then we had a talk. I was like, listen,
you don't have to feel obligated to be able towards me
just because we went through this together and he was like no I want to be
with you let's try this I said okay it's gone for two years he comes back and
now I just wonder if he when he sees me if he sees the trauma that went through
three years ago.
Doesn't make sense.
And I don't know if it's like that and he just doesn't want to say it to not hurt me, but then he like pushes me away sometimes.
Or if it's like the same rain, I'm just overthinking things because I haven't seen him in so long.
I don't know if there's a right answer there.
I
Got a live chat I blanked it and a part of that so I just kind of blanked
Look
I think you should just
You feel happy around them right now
When we're not fighting yeah, but you're fighting most of the time
Well, we've been fighting for the past three days and every time we talk about everything things often enough like something else comes up
And then we fight again and it's just I don't know and I don't know if it's me
like overthinking things and then starting a fight or if it's like what is
holding him back right now from giving you answers with anything is there
anything that should be holding him back from that well he doesn't understand
my issues most of the time and then I have to explain to him and he's like okay
I will try to do it better but he doesn't really see the issue or like
what he did wrong most of the time walk away from that you gotta take a risk of
walking out on him and hopefully he'll if he just doesn't understand this can he
doesn't want to so he's you gotta walk away from the other bee and just hope
I hope that this guy is like, oh my god.
I don't know if I'm ready yet.
You're never going to be ready for that.
There's no such thing.
You just have to do it.
Okay, but like, let's say you're right.
I walk away. What have you moved so on?
Then it wasn't real to begin with.
I don't want to see him with someone else.
I understand. Believe me.
Let me be honest, I don't think I'm ready to walk away yet, but I'm wearing a close
boot.
I have to make a quick phone call to start this emergency.
Hello?
What happened?
Something bad happened?
what happened some bad happen
I don't know I genuinely don't know like
yeah so like you know about her dad and he's mad at you how'd you find that
out we were scuba diving today and it's
like you know my first time hanging out with her since she's been back she told
you this he showed up there oh yeah okay what did he did you hear what he said I
didn't hear him he just drove up he was wearing her mask and she said oh that's
just my dad um he loves me and then we went to the pawn shop to pawn off our
stuff but it was closed she was on the phone with you and I guess he's upset
that she was on the phone with you so she left us to go talk to him.
She complained that I was being a jerk for real.
Did she complain about me at all?
Um...
Yeah, she said something about how you were saying that she, all she cares about is something about men and she's like,
but, Eric is my co-worker.
She's like, I'm single.
Right.
Like, I'm not dating anyone.
Yeah, right, right.
Yeah, she says that, but okay.
Um...
I-I-I-I-I...
This is why she can't talk to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, because she-
What the fuck?
I just-
Chatty, like, October 17? What happened? Like, hello?
What do you mean October 17th?
Why she-
What does she tell you about that?
I already know what it is, but what does she tell you?
Does she tell you everything about that?
Well, like, we were just in a car and he was explaining it to Gigi, and I guess it's limited
how much she can talk to you?
Yeah, that's true, but like, what does she tell you about the 17th?
I'm curious to know, because she told me she's not gonna say nothing, so I'm confused
now.
Oh.
What does she tell you, kitty?
the debt chatty and did you know did you have the step before meeting her oh yeah
but like the thing is is the debt the debt is an excuse the debt is an excuse it
has nothing to do with the debt but debt is just an excuse and why is she saying
that her dad loves her meet us like why is he being creeped being on a roof
Uh, like, what is that about?
Is he ugly?
Ask.
No, he's just...
I don't know, I would call him a coward, but...
What did she tell you about the 17th, Diddy?
That's that you have a debt to pay.
And she said October 17th.
That's it? That's all she told you?
And then when we asked, she got quiet.
So we said we don't have to tell us anymore if you don't want to.
Okay.
Kitty?
You are a very good person.
And you don't need to get caught up in anything.
Just try to not talk about it, okay?
But is she safe?
Is she going to be okay?
Are you going to be okay?
I am going to make sure she's gonna be completely fine
So you do care about her and why you're being mean to her on the phone. I don't want to
She I have to I
Have to I
Mean I'm mad at her. There's things. I'm obviously angry about right but like I
I don't like doing that.
You still love her.
Yeah, that's not a question. There's no question.
But sometimes, kitty...
You gotta make tough choices with that, right?
I don't want to hear anything! I don't want it! I don't want it! I don't want it! I don't want it! I don't want it!
I don't want to get you two.
I don't know.
Like what do you mean by that?
She did the same thing. She told me that I couldn't talk to you cause it wasn't safe but it's safe now.
And then you're over here. Sometimes you gotta make choices.
But these things hurt that the people that you love, like what do you mean?
Why can't you just love the person?
She's lying. She's lying. It's not safe. It's not gonna be safe. Nothing is safe, okay?
But I can't really talk about it. If no more people talk about it, the worst it's gonna be.
Pfft.
So please, keep this to yourself too, okay?
I mean, she told like so many people, like, can you glory on Gigi Max?
I don't know why she's doing that.
Well, maybe he really does love her, and he won't hurt the people that she cares about.
Does she care about me?
I think she does.
And then, wait, think he's not correct.
I meant to do the same thing you told me, there had to have been a reason why we were
the last to be a pro to chatty.
If she truly didn't care, she would have just walked past us, just stopped at us.
Yeah, no, I'm looking, I know what's going on, okay?
I get why she's doing A, B, and C, okay?
I got over that part there's other things now that's not okay and I'm trying to
trust but at the same time she just it's just better if she doesn't like me right
now it's just better if she doesn't like me right now
This room right here?
For who?
I feel like she knows you too.
That doesn't matter.
She'll actually believe it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You just gotta walk your piece of-
There's a lot of things I can't-
I'm confused what she believes
and doesn't believe right now, so-
That is there?
That is there.
There's only one thing I can do
and I'm just- I'm doing it.
I have to just-
You should learn what's up with you.
I hope you're right.
I hope whatever you're doing will fix things.
Whoever she told terrible right?
My goal is definitely to try to fix things.
I'm doing what I know best.
I'm taking a risk.
All right, I'll keep this to myself.
So far I've just been writing in my diary.
There's so many questions.
I feel like I asked you half of the questions
that I had in my head, but it's like.
Just be careful with that.
Please be careful with that.
It's just...
I will.
You safe Chottie?
Yeah, you too.
Thanks.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Oh, okay.
Hello?
I saw something weird.
What?
Where?
There.
Outside?
I don't know.
What? Where?
There.
Outside?
I don't know if it was on the barn or on the silo, but I saw somebody.
When? Just now?
Just a couple seconds ago.
I was over
Um, by the yellow container that we sometimes hide in, I was talking to Wendy and Marley and I was just facing that direction and I saw somebody.
Okay, you saw somebody, but then what happened?
I ran over after and I was just looking and I didn't see anybody.
I couldn't get a good look, you're just a dark figure.
Yeah, it's just you or the year dog bark outside and make me jump out of a chair if I was sitting on
Way too high alert right now
There's something else I need to talk to you about after the storm. It's unrelated.
Is it bad?
But it could be bad, yeah.
Okay.
You have to be bad at all.
You have to think we'll have, like, a year of her lives with nothing but good news instead of bad.
You think that'll ever happen?
I...
No.
You don't think so? You don't think so?
I think well, so here's the thing
I think I died a long time ago in a purgatory and this is my punishment for whatever I did in my past life
So I'm just stuck here and everyone that leaves out of my life no matter if it's good or bad
They're leaving to go to the bad place or the good place and not in purgatory anymore. Welcome to the clowns
So I just I just think we're
Yeah, okay, okay, well I got bad news too
He told
Glory on kitty like Matt's a bunch of people about the situation we're in
Why why would she do that after seeing with me in prison demanding that I don't tell anybody
I don't know what is happening in her head.
Why?
I don't know.
That's...
This guy's always watching.
She's calling me today.
Sounding like her old self.
It's her.
hang on I want to do this whatever talked to her and she's asked and I'm like
well like that you know what the first call today was about oh um this girl is
suing you for 10 some or something and she wants to she wants $7,000 for her
medical expenses because you like ran her over and she was a splint and now
she's sick and I'm apology I said I'll apologize and she was yeah and then
I'll get like 25% and I'm like no I'm not doing that and she was upset
me I wasn't gonna do it for her I'm like no
why why well ask your lawyer judge buddies for your debt money like then
she's hanging out with gunner calling me so where you at I'm like no thanks and
then she's not with him anymore she's questioning well why why why you being
Jerk!
Like...
I looked in the lemon list earlier today.
Berk wasn't it, he's always in the lemon list.
That's why she was calling me today.
Cause I'm choice number two.
No thanks.
I guess she's mad at me now because I have been a jerk on the phone, but I have to be
a jerk because I don't want her to be happy with me right now.
Because I have a feeling she's going to back out of what the plan is on the 17th and the
The matter she is, the more likely she's just gonna do it.
Cause, geez, I can't, oh God.
We can't have her not do it.
I mean, ideally it's just,
ideally it gets intercepted before it gets
to that point fully, but.
Well, if it doesn't, there's a plan B.
That's my plan.
You know there's a plan B, right?
Then tell you about this.
I talked the fly around today.
I just, I thought about this last night,
and it was just, let's say no one can spot him,
intercept this guy on the day of, right?
Well, she chews me.
I go down, takes my mask off, takes my body overboard.
She has to give that mask as a trophy.
So I roll and he's gonna grab a bracelet, a DOC bracelet.
It costs like $1,100, he said.
He's gonna put his jaw on the line for this.
And we're gonna try to convince her
to put it on like it was a gift.
Now tell her what it is.
I just, I'm gonna try to tell her.
It's my good luck charm, or somebody else can convince her if she won't do it, like,
try to get that thing on her somehow.
But without her knowing exactly what it is, so she'll be trapped.
She has to go deliver this thing.
You guys don't know where she's at the entire time.
So no matter what, you guys don't get to jump on them.
He won't know, and she won't know.
He's gonna hate me for this.
I mean, God, where does he...
What?
What does it look like?
He might know.
I don't know.
Well, I might need to check.
He's gonna do that.
I think we're gonna do this tomorrow.
We're gonna test it out tomorrow.
Hey.
We have time, so it's not like a huge rush,
but we got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, I'll be awake after the storm.
I'll be here if you if you are talking stuff like that. Yeah, we do need it. Okay. I'm sorry. No, no, it's okay. It's okay
Don't no tess. It's okay. I'm sorry
But happy where are you what that? Where? I
I want to spawn at the house so I'm going to log out.
This fucking guy, bro.
All right, I'm going to grab another drink here.
No, I'm going to have to grab another drink.
Jadik, can I send a non-metaclip trust funny?
Yeah, sure.
Sure you can.
Absolutely.
As long as it's non-meta, I'll watch it.
It's from burn. Oh, then definitely. I gotta see that
Get pulled out she gets pulled out no way
What the fuck folks doesn't get pulled out she
can pull out no way oh it could not get
worse she's missing every Avon Barksdale
goes for a hit she's whacking at the
door what is she down she's down miss
that's time actually no we're keeping
it going he takes the car and he's
HE'S GOING! HE'S GOING!
AND HE'S OVER!
VOSS!
Just to make matters worse
Of course we've got
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Holy shit.
Uh, joey, thank you for the five gifted.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm gonna grab a drink.
One minute.
Let me, I'm gonna go grab a drink.
Patrick Star, thank you for the five bomb as well.
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I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'll be right back.
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Oh fuck man.
No, Blau, of course, of course you're doing goth mommy
fucking shit bro.
You know what bro?
I think this is a cover bro.
You're finally trying to get into some fucking RP shit
to distract the fact that you have that fucking picture
for your fucking vote for Blau
and that fucked up picture
that I clearly saw on stream today
you're saying you're sitting there saying oh my god i wish people couldn't see
this as you're showing it on stream to thousands of fucking people
that's some shit
thanks for the rave bro
hold on chat wait save your clips save your clips i'm gonna do i'm gonna do a
clip cue soon
I'll do a clip cue tonight.
Save those clips.
We're going to talk to Tessa, and then we're going to do a clip.
I want to do a clip cue.
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Oh, my goonie.
Man, that force.
So, Ganna, where have you been, man?
I put some of it.
I finished a lot of it.
a lot of it. I still got to put
I think I did these walls but
this shit we still need quite a bit more fucker you fucker
I haven't even been around bro
you just were? well thanks for the phone call bro appreciate that man
Thank you for another 5 gift debt, appreciate it, thank you.
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All right chat. It is now a power hour. Please
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Can't talk tomorrow. Okay, this is kitty. I should save her number, right?
Kitty
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I'm alive. Good morning.
Morning.
Yeah, the subs. Yeah, the subs. Yeah, it's brought it breaks my activity feed when the Minecraft thing automatically.
on the table if you're hungry.
Thank you.
Yeah, the Minecraft thing breaks my activity piece of chat.
If you sub and I don't see it, I'm sorry.
It's not, I'm not ignoring it.
It's just, this thing, the Minecraft thing breaks it.
It's weird.
Dettrick, thank you for the five.
Alex, plug, thank you for the five.
Lex, thank you for the 25.
Appreciate that.
Mister, thank you for the five bucks as well. Appreciate it. Thank you
Thank you guys very much. I really appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. What's this? Oh
I just read the thing never mind. I'm not watching it
That was close.
That was close.
I don't know what to do with it.
Do you respond to all posts with a selfie on the bench and it's so fucking funny, dude?
I have a question.
Yeah.
So that, the Stratunits that everybody got, oh, there's furnaces in them, yeah?
Jess, thank you for the 25.
Thank you, Jess.
So...
Yeah?
smelt something well no it's just so you they're used to smelt things to make what
uh like gold bars gold ingot you can take steel and aluminum and make them into steel bars and
steel ingot i believe it's like building and stuff so does that ever say is that something
do with materials too you can like craft materials that you specifically need
Yeah, and you can break them materials. Other machines you can get to like build shit.
Interesting. God damn it utter box go back to your cave go back to the pen.
But let him, you know let him be brave Wendy come on.
No you want to know why she's pouting? Why?
Why she's pouting? Why?
Cassini cow is on vacation at another farm helping them out so her boyfriend's gone so she's pouting
How do you like the new vest you got a new vest yeah i'm hot now
No marley i like you better
And cows are a herd based culture, so her and all the other women are very sad right
now.
How do I not have keys to the vehicle?
How does this make any fucking sense?
Uh, Cole, thank you for the five gifted.
Do you want to thank you for the continuing or sub?
Messy? Okay, I got a couple phone calls to make.
Have fun.
Have fun with your friends.
Keep up the great job. I think we're going to do clown dinners once a week minimum. How do you just think about that?
I like that. I like that. I can make everyone dinner and I can make us all play charades.
Perfect. Perfect. I'm glad this is going to happen. I like that.
I'm gonna put on my farming foot and see if my crops are ready.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Hey, can you teach me how to farm?
I wanna learn how to grow weed.
I can kinda show you, but I don't think you'll have time to farm today.
It takes three hours for the crops to...
But I'll try giving a spare key to Kingsley.
She's not supposed to fucking do that.
If Tirebox gets the unlock on that, she's in fucking trouble.
I need to sue someone.
She in big ass trouble.
Excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, pardon me,
excuse me, excuse me, pardon me.
Pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, pardon me.
Oh, damn it.
Sneaky on the house.
No, he ran to the highway.
I think we need to go get a car.
Shit.
He lives in the group chat too.
Finally, I have mail.
What the fuck are these clowns doing bro?
Like, I like Kingsley, but he's not, what are they doing?
Yo, if Catabox finds that out, he's gonna be madder than fuck.
Maybe that's the end of the number? Yeah, but Chatabox doesn't know.
Chatabox asked about it, but he doesn't know.
Mama's with ya.
Uh, about to go scooping with my daughter. We've got an opportunity to schedule for tomorrow.
Oh, it's good. That's good. What's school? What's scooping? Like, what are you? Why are you going scooping just to see stuff or what?
It's cool new dance move. What are you talking about?
Scooping, you know, like you hold your nose down and you do a little waddle-waddle
No, I'm not gonna go in the water.
Yeah, we're gonna go in the water. Maybe see some whales, you know sharks. You wanna come? No
I don't. Really? It's not my thing. You just want to sit here and sit here on your stoop, huh?
Yep. Man, you need to experience life more, you know?
Yeah, you know what? I should just go yuck around and get kids that I'm never going to take care of.
Happens to the best of us.
Well, I'll catch you around. I might be back around later.
Take Ray, Shadowbox will not do that.
Shadowbox will not do that right now, bro.
He mad as fuck, chat.
He's mad as fuck.
Bailey basically gave it all away.
Bailey?
Bailey?
Bailey?
You know Bailey?
I'm just saying that.
No?
My man.
Put a bullet right in there.
Bailey leaked it to Chateau Box, that obviously there's something going on there, and then
when he gave the n-locks about what, because his tensions are, it's like, what the fuck?
And then, and then, Ray getting quiet when Chateau Box asks her questions about him,
it just speaks nothing but volume.
It's it's for him. It's fucked up. It's just fucked up that he
Like he's confused at the same time like he wants to be mean, but he doesn't but the reason why he doesn't want to be mean
Chas because he's like fuck
maybe maybe
She's just doing it
For this to stage something right, but he's also like is she though?
Is she really?
And for him it's just too hurtful because four years, just like her, four years shit happened, right?
But for him, it was four years of like, just her.
And I mean, and it was hell, just like it was for her.
We don't know what happened there, but we know it was hell, right?
We know it was hell.
But for him, it's like, you're going to come back.
You got to do this, and he can understand that.
But he will not understand that somebody else coming in the picture like that is no.
No. Because the Raymond he once knew, that he thought he knew, wouldn't do, wouldn't do that.
Tommy Boyd, thanks for the 25 bomb. But that's not saying that she wouldn't chat, that's just, that's just how Chatterbox perceives it, right?
what he looks at looks at us I'm not saying and don't you guys dare go to
fucking social media and say oh my god she's bad she's not she don't this is
just a character POV okay relax doesn't mean that's what it is bro or never was
conversation like you're in a fucking room bro like it's just everything's so
different and it just feels like a home now
Chinese room feels dead which is what I'm going for it needs to feel dead
because this guy is dead inside right now
Wait, are these done?
Wait, hold on.
The curtains are...
What the fuck?
Wow.
We have to wait though now chat we have to wait for
Tessa so I'm not gonna go get into anything until she's here
Bro, I'm so fucking bad with this editor like I don't know why types like I don't understand
that you have to move around a shit but it's still it's weird I have to learn this shit
Yeah.
Oh, no big fills here.
Chat Big Fill is here.
the
the
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Are they talking about smite why
That sounds very, probably wouldn't understand them.
You could do the spot readings at the library again.
Alright then.
Good thing about doing that, you don't have to do this crossword.
I don't know what's happening.
It's happy.
I don't know what's happening.
What the fuck is that sound?
That's how you hear?
Oh, hey.
Oh my God.
I saw you. I just didn't know where you went.
I was like, yeah, you just disappeared.
I just stuck my tongue.
Oh, it's stupid, Sharon.
We gotta tuck those in.
Yeah, but if we tuck them in then twinkles everybody else gets stupid
They don't pull it out to sit down and they sit on top of it. They're so dumb
So just how bad is bad
I don't know if you're going to think it's that, but I can hear Big Phil.
Oh my God, it's still because I left.
Okay.
Pat, thank you for the five bomb.
You're probably not going to think it's really that big a deal.
But I do think it's worth mentioning.
Because I don't know if we're on the right track or not,
but it looks suspicious,
and it could be a bad thing if we ignore it.
What?
So, you know how Marley got stabbed?
Yeah.
Oh, no, bro, that night, the last people that he was with were Wendy and Raina.
Wendy left the party early that they were at and the last person who was actually with
them was Raina.
Are you saying that Raina stabbed them like that?
I'm saying it's not something that she hasn't done before.
And also when we initially heard about this, we were all in a group call.
It was like me, Raina, Wendy.
I don't remember who else was in the call, but it was a few of us.
Ember, I think, and we're talking about it, because we're just updating each other, and
I just, you know, I thought it'd be funny to mention Reina because she attacked him many
times before.
It's like a big with those two.
Yeah.
So I was like, Reina, are you on this call?
Did you do this?
she yucking hesitated. She denied it, but she hesitated, Chattie.
And Marley doesn't know? No, Marley doesn't know. He doesn't remember.
He was apparently very drunk that night, and I guess Rain has been upset with him over her apron.
but there's also something else that I think could be important but it also
could be a nothing burger while I had a note on him and all it says oh he seems
to think it's important but he handed it to me I wasn't really sure what it meant
but it says Twinkle says have fun
Try to set up twinkles.
I'm not sure.
But it also wouldn't be the first time that twinkles put Raina up to hurting someone.
Wait, when did he do that last? I don't...
Would that happen before?
Yeah.
Well, when?
This is something that we all haven't really talked about chatty
Kind of got sorted out, but
Apparently rain a step as me
On his order up on his order, but why yeah
Don't really know I
I don't remember exactly what happened. Wendy knows about it a little bit too.
But that note made Wendy feel kind of uncomfy, and it reminded her of that, and she brought it up to me.
But all signs right now are pointing their finger.
And, you know, Marley's not too out of sorts about it, but I just think it's something
she should be aware of and maybe think about.
Okay, um...
Okay, so... I'm so confused, so Twinkle's... got rain- ordered rain into- no one knows
why.
Does rain know why?
Yeah, but she's super sassy about it, Chatty.
But she won't tell why?
Oh my god, oh no.
It's bad.
I think I know why, but it's not something she feels safe talking about.
What do you think it is?
Oh no.
Let's talk about it here.
Just be more listening.
Then we move.
Got my truck up front.
I'm going back to prison Monday, just thought you said no.
Isn't that thing you want to do?
Well, I mean, I don't think I want to do it, but I got to.
These guys meant business tests, so they weren't yucking around.
Oh, jeez, hey, big Phil.
Hey.
Hi, I'm Big Phil.
Hey, man, I finished a little bit of your fort, but you got to finish the rest
of it, man.
Can't stay like that.
So why can't you try to escape escape what
You're welcome.
Watch out for birds!
Is this a car truck thing down there?
Yeah!
I'm good! Thank you! Thank you, boost!
Jinx, I'm gonna make a spill, guys!
Just get your room, your closet finished, alright?
I want to talk about this definitively like it's for sure because I don't know honestly.
Okay.
It's a hunch I have really but, well Wendy said made me think a little bit more about it
I'm kind of concerned, but
Okay, you know that that issue
Twinkles and I kind of have
Yeah
You Jean
Yeah
Okay, but and again, I don't
Definitely if that's what it is but
Raina and I talked a long time ago when when the S. May stuff happened
I
Didn't I never knew about any of this. I'm gonna be honest shatty. I think you were
you were kind of cooked at the time. I don't remember where you were exactly, but you were
not in the right mindset to be talking to people about things like this. In fact, I'm pretty
sure you were in prison at the time. I see. Okay. Okay. That makes more sense. Okay.
Yeah. So it was pretty bad.
It. We were worried about twinkles for a while there.
But the issue seemed to sort of self out and he seemed all right.
And, you know, I.
I never really know what to do with twinkles.
And honestly, Raina, Wendy said she's been kind of isolating and distancing herself lately.
But I have been doing that so I can't really say for sure
Wendy said twinkles had been doing that as well, but I've been hanging out with twinkles a lot
He seems to be in good spirits, there's nothing really amiss although I
Don't know
He swore the other day
That was weird.
Twinkle said a bad word?
I mean, I don't know if it's really a swear word, but he did, um, call somebody a wussy, but not with a w.
Oh.
Which is not a twinkle thing that I'm used to.
I mean, maybe he's just growing up, you know?
Maybe.
But, uh, I don't know.
I just, I think Reyna did something.
The Twinkle's thing is more because of the note, and that was what Wendy thought.
But Marley doesn't remember whether he already had that note or if it was put on him.
So this is all just like spitfallen right now.
I genuinely have no idea what's going on with those two and Reina really doesn't like to
talk about it.
Like she's petrified to talk about it Chattie.
So it must, she wouldn't be bad if it wasn't something bad like, oh no.
So I might try to pull her aside and ask her, but I don't know if she would tell me.
I'm also lowkey a little scared of Reina, and I don't know what she'd do if I pulled
her aside and confronted her.
I'm just letting you know that I forgot to give you the beer and you have like 50 cans.
I forgot about it too, bro.
Same.
I'm at the farm so you know.
Alright cool.
I'll look up at you in a little bit.
Alright dude, thanks.
Sorry.
Sorry.
There's another factor that's kind of put a monkey wrench for me into all this because
it's also a stretch but I'm confused about it.
This lady, I think her name's like Corey.
Has Amber talked to you about her?
No, no.
I try to talk to Amber as least as possible, at least as I try to.
Okay.
Well, this Corey lady reached out to Amber and said that her therapist said that
She should go and attack a clown a specifically a clown member
She reached out
herself and I
guess she's been stressed out because her dad's missing and
Her therapist said to blow off some steam. She should go attack ember
And her therapist is shang I need to talk to shang about this because I don't understand
I'm pretty sure back in the day him and Ember had some drama going on, some beef that I never got sorted out, and we all went in the bunker and you know, it is what it is.
This cori lady had called me in twinkles and was asking some like weird questions about clowns.
And I just got a weird vibe and we hung up the phone because I just answered, she was just generally asking what does it mean to be a clown?
Okay, I just didn't like that because she told us that shang had
Been given her therapy and shang is not really the best therapist in my opinion. I love the guy, but like oh my god
He's yucked up
Shang giving therapy is the craziest thing I've ever heard yep. Yeah, I'm concerned about it
but so this lady I don't know what she's about but
But I do know that Shang kind of views clowns as like a species and not as people.
So I don't want to rule out the fact that maybe he was just like thinking we were just
going to be a pincushion for this lady to like blow off some steam.
And did this happen a long time ago or is this reason?
This happened the day Marley got stabbed.
Oh!
Which is why I'm like sussed out about it.
So I can't tell if it's Reina, and maybe potentially something going on with Twinkles on top of that,
or maybe this Correlative did something crazy.
I have no idea.
So those are my leads.
I thought you should know about them.
That's all the details I can give right now.
I'll try to follow up on them, but
That's bubbling in the background
Interesting sorry. No, that's okay. So okay you think I just feel like I just have confirmed thing twinkles. Is that bad?
Yeah, I mean if you want to you can I don't think you doing that would really
cause any problems but I do think you should make sure that it's not let on
that Raina said anything to anyone. Right that would be bad. That was one of her
biggest things like she's petrified of that happening so I don't know okay I'm
scared to even touch it Ray said that she's she just mentioned a couple things
about Twinkle it's not long ago either that I didn't really think too much of
but now
Right? Said something?
Yeah, she talked to Twinkles, Twinkles said he never lies, blah blah blah, but yeah, I mean Twinkles lied!
And Twinkles be lying, Twinkles be lying, what do you mean?
I was just going, I don't know, so the ass Twinkles buddy goes, nah man, he's not always lying.
I'm like, he's like, that was a lie. I'm like, okay, but I just, I don't know.
You remember when I was telling you guys about my stalker and you all freaked the yuck
out because you lied to me about what you was doing in the background to my stalker?
Well, he was like kidnapped at my...
Yeah, he yucked him life.
A lot.
The guy lies, okay?
He freaked out because you tabled on me, on him to me and he thought he's gonna
get in trouble.
Yeah, I do remember that.
This guy lies. He'd be lying all the time.
He do be lying. You're right. He do be lying.
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna confront him.
And that's the only thing I know what to do, because I can confront Raina too, but I don't want to put Raina on the spot like that.
I can try to talk to Raina.
She has talked to me about this stuff before. I'll try.
Okay. I'll confront Twinkles.
I'll even do it today if he's always still.
Maybe mention the note.
Maybe that could be uh...
The note? Yeah, I'll mention the note.
That could be your segue into it because
that was right out of it.
But if he asked me how, I found it out of the note though.
It's from Marley, because it was on Marley.
Unless she wasn't supposed to do that.
You know, like leave a note on him.
I guess that could be bad.
Yeah, I can't work like why I can't work just we're sending it we're sending it
It doesn't none of it makes sense. I'm so confused why
Nothing ever makes sense around here anymore
Telling me I'm gonna go to bed. Okay. Why you can be around tomorrow?
uh probably what do you mean i got problems
well what's the way you
well it was supposed to rest today but in our here i am yeah here you are test to hear you
help myself i can't i can't i don't blame you test uh you but you know if you know it sounds
bad but I'm okay with this problem. Yeah. Oh, hey. Hi. Hi. You guys know where to actually
Get supplies to mix, mix, mix.
Robin, how's this?
Is this a big one?
Or you could ask Belle.
She said she was going to make some furniture stuff,
so that might be a good link for you.
Or Amber.
I'm going to be the investigator.
I'm sure I know what this is for you.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
I'll be a lot longer than you.
OK.
OK.
OK.
What happened to the fort?
I think I'm wearing a lot of stinky mattresses.
Oh, why'd you put them?
Yeah, put them behind the barn.
Okay, so what are you going to do now?
can sleep on the open now yeah sleep on the rock but we have a mattress though
well yeah that's what wait what's the message for I can't people stay over
that that's for guests will stay over yeah but like they don't have to sleep
from that dirty old thing they sit on a couch.
Oh.
Why do you want to sleep big thing?
You can't you can't sleep on a rock, man.
The Boulder, first of all.
Yeah, like, how are you going to sleep?
Show me how you sleep on that thing.
Show me.
All right.
First, you really got position yourself.
Really find the decent spot.
If it's what I've gotten used to in the last couple years, when you left me on Mount Chilliad.
Okay.
Ends up there, man.
And on mattresses, like you and your old fancy house down here.
I told you, you were out there.
You went up there on your own.
I left you at that camp.
No, you were running from the cops.
You went up and down Chilliad, up and down Chilliad, up and down.
And you're hitting the cops off Chilliad.
And then you hit a tree.
And then it was just chaos.
And then I just climbed into a tree and I hid.
Oh, it's my fault that you climbed the tree and hid in there and I didn't know where you went
No, it's your fault for taking me out there
No, no, it would be the class fault. Okay. Okay. That's the past trad box. Honestly, you've taken care of me
You gave me this nice room. Okay, you took me out there. You got me a haircut. You cut my beard
Some own pappy hasn't even done for me
Right
Okay, okay
Well, you know
You see you see this room right here. Why don't you just you know, he took up half the room, right?
You could get rid of that flamingo in there. You could just set up your stuff in his in happy's room
There's a lot of space over there. Yeah, you know happy can't kick you out your son
I have blocked right now on socials.
Why do you have happy blocks on socials, Big Phil?
Because I called him and he said, hey, Big Phil, I'm at Burger Shot.
If you need any food, come down here.
So I went freaking down there and I'm there.
I'm like, hey, I'm Big Phil.
My dad's happy.
He works here so that I can come down here for some food.
And then she turned around and she's like, anyone know Big Phil?
You're like, no one's had anything.
I'm like yeah my dad happy he's like right there all these on the grill
You know it's that I had a meal for me so that she went and she was like hey
I said he has a free meal center big fill anyone don't big fill here and he literally went nope
Yeah, I wouldn't frickin block that
Freakin stupid how you gonna tell me to come down there for food I come down there and then you
I got rid of a lot of the stinky mattresses
I've been through it
He had a day
He wasn't a great day
I blocked my dad on socials happy
Why'd you block him?
What happened?
All right, there I was young innocent. Okay, and I call my dad's he always do it. He tells me come on down to burger
Come on down under burger shot. You know, come down there get a meal and so
And I go to the cash register and I ask him. I'm like, yes, there's a lady there
I'm like hey, my dad said to come down here and get a meal, you know, so she turned around and she's like anyone
Don't big Phil
No one says anything so she went back there. It's like hey this guy's here for a free bill
big fill that he would happy literally looks or not says nope no I don't know
we're gonna embarrass it right in the middle of burgers I won't do the route
and I said I should have walked out
oh god that's why that happened big fail
yeah so I blocked it wasn't very nice well you know you can get revenge
big fill and I have the plan to do it right now watch this
You got to come down here man, you got to open it up, there's a way in there!
It's chewing on your cords, it's chewing on your cords, it's chewing on the cords, happy!
It's chewing on your cards. It's chewing on your cards. It's chewing on the cards. Happy!
He's on the way. He fell. He's on the way. When he gets here and disables the security system,
you just grab some of your stuff and just walk in there and just...
Yeah, yeah, I can get the Marr. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he can get the Marr. That's right.
All right
He got rid of his fort and I just gave him a good idea that he should just move in with his dad
Don't say anything
What'd you say?
Don't say anything about my leaf blower. Yeah
That's a nice leaf blower. Yeah, it's very nice. Yeah
Eco one
Who gets a eco?
already cheaper you know eco-friendly I'm not there blowing the leaves they feel
can I use your yoga rock yeah thank you it's a bolder it's a boulder it is a
boulder yet. It's a little boulder, but it's a boulder.
Oh my God. Anyway, happy is on his way, big fella. So just
be ready for that. All right. Yes. All the materials that are
in the stash downstairs. Is that is that why I'm able to build
some stuff around the house?
Yes. So yeah, it's pretty cool.
um until I waste it all it's uh
oh maybe it's not a waste if we're using it right well I mean what's the
waste I used a lot of it on big fills mattresses
oh no no no no so when you pack up
those mattresses um I don't
exactly know where all that stuff goes but
I feel like it's going to be behind the barn
I took like the the important stuff out of mattresses. I'm pretty sure it's like
More mattresses down, I think they'd be ready to go
But same goes for anything that you know, we might make that
God damn it.
Don't look at my coat.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Oh.
Sorry.
Don't grab your stuff.
Take a good look around, man.
Take a good look around.
Bigfoot, maybe you can go in there and help and look.
There is no I don't see one baby right now. Let me check out here when it's out here
get the mattress get the mattress man
I think it's in the far corner far left corner far left far left you gotta watch the cords
Shit. Oh, God. That's where all the data's at.
What data? What data?
What?
What data? What data?
Hello?
Happy, what data?
You get this thing out, guys. Why'd you let it come in?
We've fallen next.
Hurry up, man.
Damn it.
Oh, I saw it! I saw it went to the left, went to the left!
It's in that corner under the- under the-
Forever.
Wait, where is it?
Dammit.
Someone give me a broom or something, man.
Thank you.
Oh, there it goes! There it goes!
Oh, it's running out! It ran out! It ran out from under your bed, happy!
It's running out the front- it's running out the door!
Stupid rat! Stupid mouse!
Ah, jeez, aw, man!
You st- oh man!
They ran outside didn't they?
They did.
How'd it get in?
God damn it man.
Stumbles keeps leaving the porch open.
I'm saying someone keeps leaving the back door open too.
Yeah.
Alright well at least it's outside right?
At least we locked the door.
You should probably put your security back on and stuff like that.
Obviously beef up security man you couldn't find it
well you're really right there and it going to one side and the other side yeah
how'd you not see it running around like that I was looking behind the server
I
What what the
You took down his Ford I didn't he took it down. I don't know
He told me he's gonna stay on this unsleepable out here on our mattress
You you didn't want him having his own room
That's not true
not too happy perfectly good out of the way of everything excuse me that's my
lucky it doesn't match the the function why in here we have he's your corner
he's your kid like what's the big deal like if you want to he just he's not
in there well what do you want to do you got to give him the code now one of the
smallest rooms in the house man I need my things I need my things there well I
mean I don't need he is he part of he is one of your things he's just he's your
son is that part of your things he moved his lawn mower in there well he
has to cut the grass well I'm trying to get a new one try to get a lot of
in the shed outside
why don't you put it in the shed outside
if I get a ride in one I can move this one out
no you would just put the riding one in there for some reason
I got it here because the rats keep
cooling on it out there and messing it up
well they feel clearly they got in there too though
nah they'll be fine and you just gotta get
chili powder
You make you make like an anti bear circle with chili powder, but the rats won't go across it
Yeah, then your feet are gonna start burning because you don't wear shoes ever
That's true works
Healthy because I don't wear shoes. I actually haven't caught one sickness yet, and it's because I don't wear shoes
That's definitely not guys this day is coming. Everyone's gonna ask me big Phil
Why don't you wear shoes? Why don't you wear shoes?
I told people one day there's gonna be a freaking pandemic everyone's gonna because they're freaking weak
I've never told you.
I've never heard this one.
I've never said it before.
Plumbing comes.
Well, I'm glad you guys figured out a situation, Ferb.
I figured it out.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's the problem?
A flamingo.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, the flamingo did it do the function.
That's right.
This is why they got in.
You're metal.
Your detectors didn't work.
They got in your metal that your detectors didn't work
Humminbird so what did you sleep now?
Under the desk you know on top of the server
I gotta go hunting man, but your security system
You can model room in there man, spacey
Yeah, I'm fucking crying I'm fucking crying right now. Oh, yeah
I
Make you apparently told this guy Ferg Ferguson that I'm doing driving lessons
This is attorney apparently and he wants me to do a driving lesson. Well charge for it and take him on a fake
Drive I'm gonna do it. You should I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be honest. The PD told him to do it
You shut when you're gonna do it. I
Don't know. Hey, he says gonna call me back, but
maybe tomorrow I think that's a great idea
happy leave I need my shot into a stabbing incident though so I might have to
wash my back okay oh no okay okay okay okay we'll get this taken care of don't
don't worry okay we're gonna it will happen with happy where'd he go he left
He's going golf, he's going to himself.
I'm getting freaking out of my own freaking...
Hello, Captain?
Hi, um, can I, can I get a cab ride for Big Phil?
He needs a ride from the funhouse to the hospital to get his shot.
I'm currently chasing a dog down the street that's spiting people.
People there's currently chasing a dog down the street. There's a lot of people
Yeah, it's like fighting people. So we've also just killed another dog. Oh
He needs a shot
Oh god, it's in the road
Oh, oh, there's so many cars.
Okay.
Okay, I'll find somebody.
Sorry to bother you.
No, no, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
She didn't care about you, man.
That's Happy's new girlfriend.
She didn't care.
That's crazy.
I'll find someone to love.
What's Happy's?
He bit on her at the date auction.
Oh.
Man, I think he won.
He picked somebody another night.
Here's what I'll do for you, but I'll get a goober ride.
You know what, when you talk to the Scootie guy, you get a nice little Scootie deposit
right outside the funhouse.
They're expensive and there's no Scooties in Grape Seed at all.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
We got to talk with the Scootie guy.
Okay, we gotta get sponsored get our own the only scooter deposit and grape seed people gotta come to the fun house
Oh
That yeah, yeah, I'm sure that'll work out big
How much money you got them?
Um
Let's see
8,667 dollars
Right get them to give you ride to the hospital
Oh wait, that's the fun house
248 dollars
Okay, well, okay, let's see how much is gonna cost
I'll just use the fun house. That's fine. I'll just use that. Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, just use that just just yeah
Just use that for your insulinios
You guess you can use that right away that got a truck outside. You have a truck
So I was walking down the street some idiot crashed into another idiot and then the both idiots got out and started fighting each other
Oh
Quick he's early, you know, it doesn't want you nothing. So where's your truck?
All the way over there. Hey, I know none of my stuff. Thank you for the five gift. I appreciate it. Thank you
Okay well just drive safe man. I don't get a driver's license and I'm on back.
You should really get a stair set on that side. Why is there no stair set on that side?
Because it doesn't need to be. Well why? Just park around.
Park here. Yeah but everyone parks here. Park out back. Use the back door.
It's raining now. Is that umbrella? No I don't. I mean there's maybe one inside. Come on.
Oh jeez! Oh!
Firestorm!
Tess, is there any umbrellas in here?
I don't know. Oh, big field right here.
Yeah, Moose has one. Just take steal from Moose.
Okay, there's a closet right here. Just give them shit. There's one in there.
there. Tesla, what are you doing? I don't know. Contemplating my life. Okay, big filly, it's
thunderstorm window. I'm driving class tomorrow. You might get electrocuted. No, that's a myth.
It's a myth? Tesla, does it say to walk with an umbrella in a thunderstorm? No, you shouldn't
Maybe out in the thunderstorm anyway.
There's not a lot of tall trees around here.
You'll be careful, Big Phil.
Big, and you're Phil.
Hey, I'm Big Phil.
So what are you going to do?
Molly said, Big Phil, you're looking good.
And I thought he was watching me through a window.
But I realized, what a picture.
Yeah.
I'm just going to show them into the picture.
Maybe the umbrella is not a good idea
Okay, you'll be safer if you go the back back door by Twinkle's room, and then you can go to your truck that way
Let's walk
Yeah, let's
All right
All right, I'll be fine. I'm not gonna pass out. I'm no blood sugar
You think there's a chance you're good no no, I'm I'm big I'm strong I'm beautiful
Okay
Be careful. Thanks all you do for me chatting box. Yeah, I appreciate it. You're welcome. You're repaying. I'm gonna keep that lawn trimmed up
Okay, thanks. That's great stuff around here. Okay. Okay. Where am I way? Okay? Thanks, man
No, thank you
This guy's so stupid
Oh, I'm telling you.
I don't want to go out of this.
What happened out there?
Walking and then this red car just one foot in front of me just comes and just crashes
side of the house.
Hide!
I, you know, it was because of the storm.
It was sneaky, it was just sneaky.
Look, he crashed because of the storm.
How am I going to drive in the storm if that's how they're driving?
I got an idea.
Big fail, I got an idea.
How about this.
How about you just, you can go in this room here.
You just lay down already and I'll get somebody to bring you the insulin.
How about that?
Alright, I'll get somebody to bring you the insulin shot.
You guys are free to stop driving like that.
Hello, Mr. Shatterbox.
Violet, are you on duty? Are you- are you- you're on- you clocked out as a doctor right now?
No. I yearn for the mines, so I am ankle deep in mud in the mine right now.
You're busy, okay, okay, I'll figure something out. Okay, thanks anyway.
Oh, okay?
I can't hear you, I threw the window, it's raining!
I'm waiting for my insult!
Help me, help me, help me!
What do you mean help me?
I need your help! You're the doctor, aren't you?
You're trying to scream with me?
No, no, I'm not!
You're not?
It's a parent!
No, I made a mistake!
It's a parent!
It's a parent!
I'll be that one. I'll kill Kudzu.
FUCK!
Shang is not an EMS, bro... EMS.
Yeah, no, he's not.
So, can't be failed, someone's on the way, alright?
What are you doing in there?
I'm in the bed, sorry to help.
Why are you guys what the fuck
Insolvent I see I said the same thing when I see chatterbox
No, I'm saying because I why are you in Wendy's dark hours
He needs his insulin shot!
He needs his insulin shot!
Are you gonna take him to the hospital for insulin shot?
Hell no! Fuck no!
Why not? He picked up his help!
Where's your dad? Your dad be dead.
I blocked him on socials.
Yeah, he told me to come down to burger shop for food if I wanted and I went down to burger
shop and I told the lady at the counter that I'm here for food and she went back there
twice and asked if anyone would do big fill and was here for food and happy looked her
dead and I said nope, nope, I don't know that guy.
I think Wendy might kill you, she finds out that you're here.
Alright, can I know what to do?
She doesn't like me, people are in her room.
Oh, hello, Fargus Ferguson.
Hello, Fargus Ferguson.
I got a question, man.
You want to make some money, man?
You want to make some cash money?
Oh, that's just like a great idea.
Who's Colin?
I've chatterboxed the clown, and I want to pay you $2,000
for a very simple task.
Oh, OK.
Well, tell me what the task is.
I need you to come to the fun house.
Pick up a big fill.
I need you to then drive him to the hospital, walk him inside and make sure he gets his
insulin shot, and then bring him back home.
Thank you.
Could you send me the directions to the funhouse?
Absolutely, Mr. Ferguson.
I will text you the pin right now.
Okay.
Tax me...
Oh, okay.
So, you'll text me the pin and then I'll drive there and it'll make me what I gotta
do.
I gotta take some game and make sure he gets his insulin shot.
Yes, yes.
You'll get to that, right?
That's exact correct.
you right when you get here let me let me do the math that's about one
thousand two hundred and fifty that's pretty good that's a pretty good that's
that's a day's work right there okay perfect okay I will send you the
location right now and I'll see you soon I want to get rid of you I want him
to step up as a bag, you know.
I got you.
I'm moving through his room.
Yeah.
Move my mower.
What's that?
What's the place over here?
You had a flamingo?
You put a flamingo and you put the hummingbird over there.
Is that for a guy coming?
Yep.
He's coming to pick up Big Phil.
I thought I was feeling good.
Well, you know, Tessa, you lying right there will definitely make him believe me.
Really?
Why is that so mad?
Ferguson is coming to pick you up, big fella.
He's coming to pick you up to take you to get your insulin shot.
Ferguson.
He's definitely not gay.
Remember, he's not gay.
Yeah, right.
Just remember that part.
But he is on the way to come and get you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, perfect.
Hello, Wendy!
Did you go in my room?
I went in there briefly because I heard a- a- a smash, and I thought something fell in your room, so I thought you were in there.
So I ran in there worried, but it was actually, uh, Sneaky, outside of your room, crossed the car into your room on the outside, and that's what that was.
Sneaky tried to break into my room?
Yup.
Why is he trying to break into my room?
Your guess is just as good as mine.
What's he trying to take from there?
I don't know, call him and ask him.
Wendy, it's not true, Sneaky did not break in.
He didn't break in.
Okay.
He drove a car into it.
But he tried to.
See, the car's still there, the car's still here.
The car's not there anymore, but he did do that.
I could give you a first person account.
Let me put you on speaker, because now I'm on speaker, I want to put you on speaker so I can hear it, okay.
I shut up.
Reina!
Wow.
Are you?
Yeah, it's me, Reina.
You call me Caillou.
You doing okay, Reina?
I'm fine, how are you guys?
You didn't say hi or nothing, you're just walking by.
Mm-hmm.
Because you're on the phone with the guys, like busy and so I was just, you know.
Busy?
You just don't care.
Well, it's good to see you.
It's good to see you.
Long time no see, Reena.
How's everything?
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
Did you finish your room yet?
Almost.
Almost.
Almost.
A couple of things like that.
Yeah.
What?
What?
What?
Did you finish your room?
Yeah, it's all done.
Really?
That's right.
Call up there and check.
It's done.
I'm going to go check.
All right.
Go ahead.
I can't believe she just tried to walk around.
Big Phil, come on, man.
OK.
Mr. Ferguson's on the way.
So we've got to be ready for him to show up.
Actually, you know what?
Big Phil, you've got something better.
I'll bring him in so you guys can get introduced first.
So he knows what he's in for, I'll get him paid and then um...
What are they? Cats?
What do you mean?
Introduced in...
He's a big fill, he's a big fill.
Man, I'm not a cat.
You know, he's a big fill.
It's raining outside and stuff, you know?
It is very rainy.
I
Think so where are you?
Matt, oh, I know hey, are you just hi?
Okay
There's no
Well, it's just...
It's never one laughing at me at the burger shop.
So who the day they laughed at Big Phil?
Who the day?
Did they all laugh at you there, Big Phil?
You know, they laughed probably like in their heads.
a whole bunch of people there.
Hey Phil, what kind of insulin do you need?
Is there like a certain insulin you need?
Oh man, are they?
Usually they just gave me three units
or whatever they got.
Okay.
Okay, big Phil, how about this? How about you just have a seat?
Okay, I'll bring him in.
You're gonna have to get, we're gonna have to make sure he knows.
He has to, your name is Big Phil.
You're gonna have to give a state ID to check you in.
What's that?
I think he's fallen in.
There's your cars.
Zayu Mr. Ferguson! Come on in! It's raining man! It's raining!
Come on in man! It's wet out here! You're gonna get all wet and muddy!
Eggs? Brutal out there!
Brutal out there!
Yeah, come on!
It reminds me of Glasgow, you know.
Very stormy every day.
Where?
Where's that?
Oh, it's in a far-off distant land.
Have you ever heard of Scotland?
Yeah, you ever, Scotland?
That's where I'm from, you know.
I'm from Glasgow.
Oh, I see!
Have you ever been there?
I've never been there, no.
I've never really left this place.
not much well i had to leave unfortunately my family had quite a tragic life you know
both my parents died they died on a different tragic oh here we go the different tragic
circumstances you know my dad died of the covid vaccine and my mom died of a yeast infection
but you know that's why they're here nor there i don't want to throw my dump on you maybe she
should have went west instead of east that's not good okay well i know that's what i'm saying
Yeah, well I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Ferguson. I'd like you to introduce you to Big Phil.
Big Phil. Hi. Big Phil, you good? Hello Big Phil. Pleasure to meet you.
Could you could you say one thing for me? Okay. I'm bigger than you and higher in the food chain
so get in my belly. Wait I don't know why you ask for that but okay uh could you say it again?
I'm bigger than you and higher in the food chain. So get in my belly
And higher in the food chain so get a belly
Well, I think he said that he I think he's saying them because he thinks you're gay
No, no, wait, wait, I don't know how that I'm not gay. I'm a heterosexual. I'm sorry. I don't I'm a heterosexual
I'm not gay
No, I'm not gay, I'm a heterosexual.
Okay, what is it?
I like tats and vagina.
Oh, okay, alright, okay, well that's...
You didn't really have to say that, I mean, I'm...
I wouldn't have just...
I just want to clarify, you know?
I just want to clarify.
You just want to case anybody gets the wrong impression, you know?
Oh, I see, okay.
What would give people the wrong impression, you think?
I don't know, you know, I'm...
I just want to make sure nobody thinks I'm gay, you know?
I just want to make sure so I'm telling everybody just so that I make sure that they know. I'm a heterosexual
I like the Jaina, you know, it's my favorite two things in the world next to you know, he even has a girlfriend
Wow, it's great. Oh, I've got a fiance. Her name is Kiki
Straight we got engaged
I'm gonna get you a drink.
Thank you so much.
We're about to get heterosexually married, you know.
Oh!
Okay, that's...
You could just say you're getting married now.
Yeah, you're thinking of the right thing.
No, but I just want to clarify.
I just want to clarify, you know, just in case people think I'm getting D-married.
I'm getting heterosexually married, you know.
I'm heterosexual.
Okay, I'm gonna try to remember that word.
This is a big one.
I don't know what that looks like.
Okay, well, you have a pen and paper, Mr. Ferguson?
Sure.
This is really important.
This is a big, big money for this.
Big, big money.
I don't know.
You're right.
You're right.
He could die.
He could die.
We got to make sure we cover all the important things here.
Yeah, my box is over as well.
Okay, I'm ready.
Okay.
When you check him in, you're checking in a big pen.
Okay, his name is Bagfell. Okay, is this Bagfell right here? The pain of vaguely homosexual-looking man, the larger one right here. Is this Bagfell?
Yeah, that's Bigfell. Okay, that's...
Okay, great.
His state ID is... His state ID... Bigfell, what's your state ID?
1099, damn Bigfell. You're so fine, fine.
Okay, that's your state. That's your legal name. Yeah, but yeah, that's the state ID though
Okay, so I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry right there. I gotta rate this day and it I say it again one more time
If there's one one one zero in two nights
One one zero two nine Scott
All right, okay, okay
For his insulin shot he needs to insulate is it's 12 hour in three units
Okay, three units. Okay, so I got it. So I got his number. All right. 1 1 0 2 9. No,
no, 1 1 2 0s. No, 1 1 1 0 2 9. 1 1 0 0 9 9. No, no, there's only 1 1. And then there's
only 1 0, but there's 2 9. 1 0 9 9. Yeah. 1 0 9 9. All right. Like a 10 99. Okay,
Perfect. Okay, great. Ten, ten, ninety-nine. Okay, got it.
Okay.
Okay, you need to make sure he's wearing his seat belt in the back seat.
He's not allowed to sit in the front.
Okay, is there a reason for that?
Um, well, the child, your child locks in the car because he might,
he might try to, he might fall off the car.
Of course. No, I've got a child lock. No problem.
That's great. No, no worries.
It's got all the modern safety features.
Perfect. He's a grown man, but he just, he just, he just,
he just can't be trusted with stuff like this.
I understand, you know, we've all got our own, you know, things. Everybody's got a thing, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, hey, I've got sleep apnea, right?
Sleep apnea? What's that? What's that? That's a big word.
It's where you briefly start breathing, so you need a CPAP machine, you know?
Oh!
I went for a sleep study and I stopped breathing for 67 minutes straight, so they said, you know, you need a CPAP machine.
I don't know what happened. I was asleep.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, Christ.
You know how I used to have a problem too?
I did probably like that at night time too.
It wasn't like that, but it was like...
Oh, no, what happened?
Well, when I was a kid, I used to wet the bed all the time.
So what my dad did is he used to get in the...
Shut up, Finkie!
Shut up, Finkie!
Shut up, Finkie!
Stop it!
I got an elastic band!
You used to what, the band?
Yeah, you used to get an elastic band to cut off the streams.
It wouldn't happen.
Oh wait, so hold on.
I'm sorry.
So you just got an elastic band.
What did you do with the band?
Well, he made it really tight around my peb right.
It was really awful.
Oh.
All right.
So that's all creased.
That's crazy.
So I stopped sleeping at night for the long time.
So this way, I would always make it to the bathroom.
That's a great idea, you know?
Yeah.
I tell you what.
I've used the same, you know, I've got a problem myself with my member, you know, I've got a rectile over function.
Sometimes I get spontaneous erections when I see anything, you know, really, it's just, it's a condition.
Oh, no!
See a guy?
No, I mean, sometimes when I see a guy, I get an erection, but it's not because I'm attracted to him,
it's because I've got a rectile over function, you know, it's just an over-reactive member.
It's a medical thing, Derpy, don't be mean. Let's get it up.
I'm just asking!
A condashun, you know.
A condashun? Yes, a condashun.
Okay, um...
Yeah, that's about it.
That's pretty much it.
Big fails or anything else that we need to know?
Oh, okay. Well, we'll take you to
Burger Shop or something and get you a nice burger.
Go to the drive-thru or whatever.
I'll cover the cost. Don't worry.
When you get back, I'll cover that cost, too.
Perfect. I'll rate you an invoice, okay?
Perfect! Right mean invoice when you get back.
Can you get back?
All right, and we'll have that all checked.
Perfect for you.
All right, great.
Oh, this seems very simple and straightforward.
I'm sure it'll be great.
It'll be great.
Big Phil is a great company.
He's a great company.
Yeah, we're pretty great last time.
Oh, sure.
I'm sure it'll be great.
Okay, so, well, Big Phil,
I could take you to my car right now
and we could get started.
Okay, Big Phil?
But he can't never be alone.
You gotta walk with him everywhere.
You can't leave him by himself in the hospital.
When you bring him back,
you gotta bring him inside.
Okay, okay, like this handheld
Okay, okay, but but let me let me be very clear. Okay, big fell
You like me to hold your hand
Okay, well as long as everybody knows that we're not gay I don't think there's a problem
If it's a comfort thing for him, you know, it's good.
I've clarified it a couple of times, right?
I'll just make sure everybody knows that we're not gay, right?
Yeah, yeah, I don't care.
Oh, yeah.
As long as you do that, it'll be fine.
I can hold your hand as much as you want, you know?
I'm sorry.
This is perfect.
This is perfect.
I think this is...
You're the right person to call for this.
I was...
You guys are gay already, oh God.
They're asking in the group chat.
We'll tell the group chat that we're not gay.
Okay, just make sure you clarify.
I just got a question for you, little big fella.
Are you in lap stack?
No, no, I had a bomb pop for the day for my breakfast.
That's when my blood sugar was low,
so I had to have a popsicle.
Oh, you had a popsicle?
Well, I hate to look past the fact
that that's a very phallic object, you know?
And just think that you're a bit hungry in the morning.
You know, that's no problem.
I hate to, you know, alright, I'll keep fine.
I can take you, alright?
I've got all the information, and I can take you to the hospital to get your insulin shot,
bring you back in no time.
Perfect!
Perfect!
But if something goes on with Big Phil, you let me know, okay?
Alright, who are you?
My name's Nate, but you're going on a date, right?
Oh, a date!
It's not a date!
No! He's taking for his insulin shots!
No, they're not gay!
No, I'm not gay! What's going on here?
I'm not going on a date with Begfell. I'm giving him his insulin shots at the hospital.
And this gay chatter, right?
It's $2,000.
Yeah!
It's just for the money. And you're just gonna hold his hand and stuff?
Yeah! It's a job! It's a job!
I mean, whatever makes him comfortable, you know what I mean? It's not gay, right?
I'm sorry. What if I need my insulin shot. Do you have diabetes? You do? Okay, well, I mean, I'm sure, I don't know. I'm not working for free, you know.
Yeah, you have to pay for free. Of course, of course. I understand business. You're going to pay me big money for this thing.
for this thing you don't look at chat there's not really set the cost of
$2,000 yeah it's big money take care of it $1,000 there's nothing I could just
take this chain off and put it on you if you want that instead
all right am I giving you a shot or am I giving back fella
you can take it first
all right okay you want me to go take Phil and then if I do a good job I'll
give you a shot perfect perfect yeah I'll see what Bill has to say about the
trip and then maybe I'll recommend myself alright okay alright okay but I just
want to let you know I'm starting to get a vibe you know that you make me gay
okay okay totally gay I mean if you were you know you're doing something gay
like taking care of yourself or something or taking a shower or I don't
know that's kind of gay but you know just you know getting a checkup as a
totally gay yeah check up it's fine I agree okay all right okay check up okay
all right um all right okay I'll start with beg fell and if it goes okay then
I'll come back and get to you he's like kind of nervous no he seems fine
I'm usually nervous to me no I'm not nervous at all no not nervous at all I'm
cool as a cucumber my nervous thing is if he doesn't do a good job he's not
the full two thousand that's I would be nervous too but that's the only thing
right wait wait wait hold on what do you mean what what I mean if I bring him
back and he got this insulin shot you know that's a good job that's a good
job yeah but if he doesn't come back if some happens a little he gets hurt you
know that's I mean he's in your care he's not like to get hurt okay I won't
I won't I'll make sure of it okay perfect you know I didn't no problem
no chatter he's in great hands okay he's in great hands don't worry you're
You're talking to a Ferguson, okay?
My family survived the great Scottish plague of 1965. There's nothing that we can't endure.
Eh, I respect that, man!
Okay, alright, Big Phil. Get your vaguely homosexual-looking arse over here and let's go.
Alright, see you guys later, we'll be here!
Thank you so much for me.
I'm sorry.
I don't know your name.
Okay, I'll put it in this way.
I'm a side.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, here we go.
Be safe, y'all!
Be safe!
You got the shoes or anything.
I know you have a clinical for Ray.
Alright, okay.
He requested it.
He requested it!
What is this?
What's going on?
What's going on here?
driving instructor
oh oh Chessa yeah
oh why don't we get bus two to both two birds one stone
why don't you get the driving test done right now
I was about to go to bed
yeah okay that was good
oh date oh date let's see here I'm just parked over here
dude I'm just letting you know there are people inside saying
you're definitely gay I just want you to know that
Hazel I didn't hear that I don't know what she's talking about I never heard it
I'll walk out there and say she lied let's all walk out there and say she lied
he's gotta be gay thank god there is no way sneaky said that and it's not
doubling down on it I think he was the only man for this task today I think
he's gay I don't think so he's made of it guys he made it very clear he has a
he has a song called I'm not gay it why do we care about if this man is gay
Well, because he cares about it so much.
I never asked, he just started saying it.
We don't care, he cares, said people don't think he's gay.
Mom, why you had to sit like that?
Why you gotta judge me for everything I do?
You're so stupid.
You're such a critiquing bald bitch.
What?
Sneaky eyes always look like that for.
You take your hat off man you bully me!
So when I critique you, when I critique you, all of a sudden you're bad.
Shut up.
Because it's not true! You're the thing you're saying, true!
Listen I'm speaking bad.
It's totally true. Look at the top of your head right now.
I can't, I need a mirror.
Stupid.
Um, okay, we'll just brush your hand over your head and you'll feel nothing.
I have two fluffy patches of hair up there and if I take my mask off I have the last few patches you have.
I think you both are in the news fail.
I was not listening.
Were you giving him the gate check?
Me?
Yeah, you.
Hey, mother.
Well, god, I would just say, like, you know, if he comes back for me, you know, it's just like, you know, if he starts asking about me afterwards.
Then, you know,
you say give him to the hospital,
you say give him to the hospital,
you say give him to the hospital,
you say give him to the hospital,
Did you see him do the hospital face in Selina?
I think that he's both underneath and that's why you're on this full mask now.
I am not!
They're calling him in Selina?
Is this really in Selina? Really?
I think so, yeah.
Guess what? You want to know?
You know what I just noticed about this house?
It's small.
The molding on the ceiling, we didn't finish it this room.
I
Well, we can cover it up
I mean, I'm just saying it's not that big of a deal. I'm just
We didn't finish a lot of things true are you
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, Belle. Thank you, Belle
I forgot my question.
I forgot my question.
Small announcement, please lock the doors of the front house because locals stealing from
the pawn shop in the south side this morning.
They were walking out with pearl necklaces and gold chains and I stopped them from doing that.
How are you doing that?
Yeah, they were walking into the back of it and then just walking out with gold chains
and pearl necklaces in their hands and I had to stop them because they were technically
closed.
What the hell?
Catch my cold.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah locals walk in, yeah they'll, yeah they're, there's a lot of thieves.
Yeah, so they might be stealing from this place.
Wait, do you think they go into the safe?
Because there are, well, I don't know about the safe,
but there are locals about here,
and they could just walk into this place if left unlocked.
Okay, but riddle me this then.
Okay, let's say the storm hits, right?
Did the pawn shops, did locals, if they open?
Yeah, they're open.
Oh, that's funny.
Oh, that's funny.
Yeah, the technical, yeah.
rule of thumb just lock the doors place especially now there's a lot more
than just locals you know just be careful
yeah yeah but i know sometimes i don't know if this is still a case but
sometimes locals will just be in here working out
that's still the case i haven't seen that happening in a few days
has that been happening i don't know i just got back but if it's still
happening maybe don't leave stuff out because they'll just you link them
and maybe jump out a window and also no rats i haven't seen any rats in a while
i've been coming up here i haven't seen any rats anywhere
hey really yeah but sanitation doing a good job
gotten pretty clean yeah I miss them life to this place
the Kirk was crashing out every day about that
which by the way he's been super sick super sick yeah he's alright he's just
That's a really bad fever
But the house is like weird how the house looks now when you like when I walk around it actually feels like a home again
You know what I mean? They're weird. Yeah
I don't think yeah, let's get rid of it. Okay, let's have a black house again
I'm just gonna at some point I'm gonna put lights up in more of the dark areas then what light switches that's like later
Okay
Happy a walker happy give himself a walker
He says to help him get out of bed the more I said he's he's keeping old
What is that?
So about that, hold on.
I see you want to go?
Where you guys off to?
Hi guys!
What did you freaking like to know?
I don't know!
Oh, I got asked to this girl.
Sneaky, Twinkle, the wooden room developed.
Hello?
Twinkle!
How are you?
I'm a daddy.
How'd that go?
He's a bad boy.
He's horrible.
Very much he's mad that I talked to you over the phone.
Like he's counting that as a meeting.
So this will be my last call for a while.
Hold the walk.
But he's also targeting Barrick now.
So there's that.
Why would he target Barrick?
You know, maybe he's just assuming things like you are.
Is he assuming things?
Maybe.
Yeah.
I
I thought a lot about what you said, I said a lot of things angry
Yeah, I did say a lot of things but mostly about him possibly not being my dad
Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um.
You keep thinking what you just need to add think about but do you remember your dad from
back in the day at all so another thing you need to think about here is what wouldn't
Why, why else would you think that that is your dad?
How did, how can he prove that to you?
I think when you just found, it seemed to me, it was so, yeah, it came to me that I've been looking for you, so.
Anybody could say that.
But the problem with what he said there tops is.
He clearly found you a long time ago.
He wasn't looking.
Whoever this guy is, already knew where you were.
You were already found.
But when you left, it was his time
to pick you up for whatever luck and reason.
That's what I believe.
Regardless of whether it's through or not,
the problem is still ahead.
Yeah, it is.
I'm going to have to report this phone call as one of the meetings.
Okay, but when you say...
We'll only have three more after this.
Okay.
When you say you have to report these phone calls,
What are you reporting?
You're reporting just that we had a call
or what we're talking about?
Does that, we had a call at this time?
He doesn't ask what we talk about,
he just wants to know exactly what is you.
I think whatever happens on the 17th you did say that you will give my mask back when
I complete the mission and I want to get a DNA test on it.
That's what you want to do?
Just need to know.
What if it's not enough to get a DNA sample?
I mean, no matter what the answer is, I don't think I'll be happy, so whatever it is,
oh fuck, it is what it is.
I think we need to help someone.
Well, if I tell you that that's already on the table.
Will you be willing to wear a piece of jewelry just to kind of cover it up around your leg
the day that this happens?
The jeweler I gave you.
It's important you wear it.
What if he finds it?
People will be close.
And what jewelry is this?
It's just an ankle bracelet.
Is it a special bracelet?
Yeah.
Very special bracelet.
I like bracelets.
It's very expensive.
I doubt it.
It kind of is.
You're broke.
I'm not broke.
My bank account doesn't mean I'm broke.
I'm rich in spirit.
All right, now the question is, do we do this before the 17th?
On.
Or day of?
Day of.
Guard down.
You're going to do what you need to do.
You're going to take my mask off my head.
You're going to kick me off that bridge.
You go do your, deliver your trophy.
But you need that bracelet on before all this happens.
Okay.
You could do that?
Yeah.
He, uh...
I talked to a friend.
that was opening up to me about being abused or having an abusive family number.
And I thought about that a lot.
And when I saw my dad today, he said, he threatened to hit me again, if I disappointed him again.
Again right because I met up. That's why he's going after other people. I know not just you
You know this whole time. I thought it was because of your debt maybe because like
You owed him or maybe it wasn't enough
But maybe it's just so much more than that
He sees the love you get
And he doesn't like it.
That may be you, aren't it?
I'm not happy about it, though.
I don't know if I'll ever be happy.
I said the same thing when you left, but I was wrong there, too, but I think you're doing
the right thing, because your friend that told you that is putting you in the right direction
because that's something I should have done a long time ago and that's why I broke you left
or being weak and you're not going to be weak and that's good
I'm weak no no if you were weak this phone call wouldn't be happening right now would
it.
Maybe I just care.
Okay, um, is there anything else you want to say? Cause I'm gonna have to report this.
Um, I'm proud of you.
I don't have to say that.
Don't have to say anything.
Go report the phone call.
Bye, Cheney.
Bye.
Three calls left.
Three calls.
Bye, Cheney.
Bye.
Three calls left.
Three calls.
Oh.
Oh.
Tessa?
Yes, are you still here?
Oh, that shit is sad, man. Fuck, dude.
Hi, Amber. Hi, Teddy. Hi.
Amber?
What's up?
Gonna need your help soon, okay?
Not today, but soon.
I need help with something that you are the master at where your value shines and more soon
Where's Tesla?
I need to talk to you right now okay I'll be downstairs alright thanks yeah yeah okay
Okay, sorry. I just got off the phone with her. And oh, jeez, Tess, I think we're right.
And she said it.
That ain't her dad, it can't be.
She said that he found out about the phone calls, so he called her and it was bad.
He threatened to hit her again if she kept doing it or something.
something. And she said that when this is over or something that she wants to get the
mass, she said that he said he can have her mass back and when she gives mine to him
or something and she wants to take it for a DNA test and I said, well, if it's not
enough, you know? So she knows about the plan now. She'll put the bracelet on.
Did you tell her what we suspected? No, I couldn't do it. I don't know how to tell her something
I don't want that.
I'm scared to tell her that because she might make her more scared, you know, and maybe she'll...
You know, maybe it couldn't make her...
And they're more nervous if she talks to him and he'll sense it, you know?
Yeah.
It's just that...
But back in the day when this was happening in April,
she had no idea that he'd replaced
her own brother or family member.
Yeah, I get that.
But this, she's under the realization that she,
I don't think, she told me that she thought about,
what, we hadn't argument about this.
I put it in her face.
She says, she thinks I'm right.
And I hate that because I didn't want to be right about this,
but I think she's seeing it now.
She's seeing it now.
But that's not her dad.
She doesn't know her dad.
And then he threatened to go after Barrett, too,
which also confirms more of my suspicions than I did want.
It really does want to be the only one.
She agreed.
This guy has to go.
It sounds like him.
It sounds like him, Daddy.
Yeah.
She agreed.
I said, we can't.
I don't think we should intervene before it happens, so I don't think we should
intervene. I think we should just let it happen. So make this guy's guard down, down, down
in the dumps. Well, I mean, if we got someone ready to follow, it could also have someone
ready to help you yeah yeah right right that's right but not too fast right
we got to make sure we're going to get seen but
as long as there's somebody there yeah who that is I don't know but it can't
be you? You need to be. I think you need to be on this. I know you won't let, I know
you'll, you won't let this, like, you know what I did. I think you're getting your hands
on this girl do you get to yeah if it is him
God if we're wrong chatting if we're wrong it's not bad you want to know why
it's not bad because she even agreed he has to go so why is that matter she
It's too bad.
What do I do?
You don't have to do anything.
Yes.
Amber will do it.
Amber?
You take an Amber, right?
Yeah.
She'll do it.
If no one does it, if no one does it, she'll do it.
If no one does it, if no one does it, she'll do it.
The other two.
It really goes in sneaky.
We'll have to talk to them about this.
If you want to give it more time, you know what I mean?
I'm a little worried about Twinkles now.
Yeah.
Yeah, me too.
I just want to give it more time, you know what I mean?
I'm a little worried about twinkles now.
Yeah.
And me too.
They're back.
I just wanted to let you know.
Okay, go downstairs.
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow, maybe?
Hey, who's honking?
That's me.
Oh, is you okay? Okay? Okay? Okay?
Okay, just making sure I thought of somebody else
It's like Jane. It's like don't be honking like that. It's like like this. You scare the cows
You scare the goats just let's keep it down. All right. We're in great seed
That was funny, it's not funny to scare the cows
I'm going to go cow tipping.
What? No!
You're going to go cow tipping!
You're going to go cow tipping!
Really? All right!
I'm making a phone call for Wendy
right now! I am telling!
Wendy, Jada just pulled up
and she's in the front yard right now
since she didn't go cow tipping.
What? Go to the farmhouse?
Yeah, she's going to go cow tipping.
What do you mean she's going to go cow tipping?
She's going to be your honk and I tell them not to honk
your honk and I tell them not to honk because you can scare your cows and she goes whoa it was funny
I'm like no it's not funny she goes well I'm gonna go cow tipping okay why am I is Jenna or
Jaina Jaina gonna hurt my cows hello yeah she's oh she's she's still standing here like no care
in the world, Wendy!
What the...
Who's threatening my powers?
Jaina! Jaina!
But Jaina do that.
Yeah, she says it's funny.
No, it's not. It's not. It's on Etho1D.
What? It's not funny. They get really distressed.
I was trying to say. That's what I'm telling you.
I want you to...
They get very upset.
Jaina, they get really upset.
They get really sad.
What's the difference?
What the fuck?
Oh, that's great!
Are you honking?
I see a cow walking on the road!
What?
Oh my god, it's Bob!
Look, Ray C, he's right on the front road!
No!
I don't know, I can't really tell.
I think it's at her box!
Oh, boomo!
It's not at her box!
You better get out of here!
We're like the waves all the way to the city.
Oh my god, oh my god, Janna's running up to the couch.
Janna!
Stop her, Janna!
Stop her!
Janna, leave the couch alone!
Just stop her!
She's getting in the couch face! She's getting in the couch face! She's over there! Right there! Right there!
That's...
Cal's yelling, the couch's moving! He's moving mad!
Oh, she's probably upset.
She's mad!
She doesn't know why he went all over her face.
She's pushing her into a ditch!
Oh my god.
Get out! Why are you pushing her?
She just goes into the ditch when she gets the most sad ditch.
Oh my god, Wendy! Wendy, you gotta get her, Wendy!
I'm almost there, Chotty. This car can only go so fast.
Where are you?
It's past water treatment.
You're only at the water treatment!
We're in a stolen, like, fucking SUV, alright?
Oh, this is bad. Oh, this is bad.
Yeah, leave the cow alone!
Oh, now, now, walking towards the highway.
I should have hurt you, Dad!
Walking towards the freeway now.
My God, why, is she hurting them towards the highway?
Yes.
Venus!
Is she hurting them towards the highway?
Yeah, she's hurting the...
Everybody, you can't go to the highway!
Come back!
Oh, no.
Oh, this is bad.
Oh, this is bad.
Oh, this is bad.
You gotta get one of the salt links and hold it out for her.
She'll come to it.
Where are the salt links?
Yeah, I hang them all up all around the barn so they can lick on them when they get hungry, you know, when they're hungy.
Which barn? The red barn or the white barn?
There's some in both, but the fresher ones are in the red barn.
I'm not gonna get the first one, I don't have time for that.
They're like hanging on a rope, you gotta cut them off though, just cut the rope.
Just cut the rope, okay?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, what do I do?
Chattie, you just leave an entire salt lake there.
They're gonna eat the whole salt lake.
What do I do with this?
You just gotta hold it out so she can see it.
Hold it out so she can see it.
You want this?
You want this?
Come over here.
Did you come in over to her?
You want this?
I got donut walk.
I got donut walk.
I got donut walk.
Are you making eye contact with her?
Stop making eye contact with her.
What is that?
But I gotta get in front of her.
Forever to children.
What are you doing?
I got to get in front of her.
I gotta look away.
And you gotta look away.
I gotta look away.
What if I, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Chattie, you gotta act super casual
I'm nervous I'm not thinking make it to Cali
You gotta act you know I'm pulling up now. I'm really pulling up right now
Jane is literally trying to
Stop pushing it. Jane is pushing her pushing her
I'm like the fun house the side the freeway side
Over to the left. Oh the left. I see someone standing there. She's Jada
Oh my god!
Jaina!
Wendy, who need help?
Who need help, Wendy?
She was f-
She was pushing the cow!
Was she pushing the cow?
Yep! No! To the highway!
He is not gonna come for you now.
He'll come for you.
Holy fuck that.
That phone call?
Whoa.
Whoa.
That's how you're sleeping.
I was supposed to do it already, but shit was happening.
Did Ferguson not come back with Big Phel... Big Phel?
Furgus, Furgus, and...
Mr. Furgus, and where is Big Phel?
Our Big Phel's in the back seat of my car and we're almost to the front page.
Okay, just making sure. You guys were gone a while. I'm getting a little worried.
No, no, don't worry. Anybody that I've got in my passachan is always going to end up being E.O.K.
Okay, okay. Mr. Ferguson, thank you.
Except my boyfriend, Annie, who unfortunately was decapitated by a runaway lawnmower.
Oh!
But that was a fault, you know.
Oh, well, were you there?
I was there, you know. I was there to witness it. I was yelling, Annie, are you okay?
Annie, are you okay? But she wasn't. She couldn't speak back because she lost her head.
Oh my God!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my god!
I know. That wasn't my fault.
That wasn't my fault, but you know I'll tell you what was my fault is when my sister had a baby hazel.
Oh, everybody in the Fergus family was so excited about hazel.
And then she came out to my sister's vagina and they passed the baby to me and I dropped her right on her face.
Oh! Oh my god!
Instantly. I know.
My sisters have died.
I had to speak in a funeral, all right?
When you speak in somebody's funeral, somebody you've barely met before, you know?
What did you say? What can you even say about something like that?
You know, I lied. I said, you know, she lived a good life, you know?
I said she lived a good, long life, but she didn't, you know?
She was only alive for two minutes and 30 seconds.
30 seconds, you go back and come out of a vagina, and the next thing you see is the surface of the floor.
Splat.
Oh, poor Hazel.
I think that was the right choice of words.
I think that was the right choice of words.
Yeah, you sure she died?
Because we have a Hazel and she's not right.
You sure she died?
No, no, no, no.
I swear to God, I don't think that's my niece.
I think, no, no, this one, no, she was clearly dead, you know.
She looked like Jello.
Okay, I just want to make sure, because this was a lining, was like a suspicion, okay, well, okay, well, you know, I think you said the right things there, I mean, I'm...
I don't think I need to tell you this, you have enough trauma. I'll see me get back there, Mr. Ferguson!
Okay, alright, okay, no worries, we can share trauma later, okay, I'll actually just start here, we'll just get it, okay, we gotta bring it in, okay, I'll kiss you when you get in.
Okay, perfect, okay, bye-bye.
Holy fuck!
Yo the baby shit was crazy dude!
Yo he's so funny dude!
I hope he sticks around for a long time man.
He's really good.
He's really good at this shit.
Holy fuck!
I missed this shit bro.
This is the stuff that I missed through the entirety of 4.0 was this.
People like him.
I love it.
Hello there, well big Phil how'd it go? Yeah
Wasn't too bad maybe it wasn't too bad
It was it wasn't great. It was it wasn't bad at all. It was gate. I mean nobody likes to go to the hospital
Back and oh Nickleback
That's right
told him you know read what about a bit gay you know you were talking about
music you know you just know when music is gay and that's gay I'm not into that
I like music like Ozzy Osbourne
Mr. Ferguson no it's you know I can tell you're a country singer you know
Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
Oh, but he's a big fan of the show.
What?
What's the theme song, Big Bill?
What's the theme song?
Single mom who works two jobs, loves her kids and never stops.
Gentle hands and a heart of a fighter.
No, no, no, too gay.
Really?
That is OK.
Well, you know what?
Geez, I'll call you back in two minutes.
I don't know.
I didn't like the cheetah girls either.
You know, I'm just more into the heterosexual music, you know, like Green Day.
Green Day!
That's right, you know, Green Day, you know, don't want to be an American idiot, you know that one.
Yeah, that is a good song, that is a good thing, that is a really good song, man.
You are a heterosexual, yuckaloo, whatever you call that.
No, I'm a heterosexual, you know, now you're starting to understand what I'm saying.
I'm saying this now, Phil, I'm learning.
Okay, well, I think you did a great job. So I'm even gonna give you a tip, sir. What is your
Me well, I'll give you
Yeah
Yeah, hold on. Hold on one moment. So no homo with me three times. So we know it's not game
What does that mean? No homo like the homo milk. No, so
Let me let me be clear. Okay. Let me be clear. Okay
When you say no homo, okay means it's not gay so it erases any sort of you know
If there's any sort of confusion, if that's it, that's the key.
Not to say no homo, that's whatever you're doing, isn't it?
Okay, okay, so I have to say three times, like, is it like this mirror?
Do I have to do it in a mirror, too?
No, no, no, no, you just gotta say it to each other, no homo.
Okay, no homo, no homo, no homo.
Get anywhere, stand right here, Phil.
That's right, good boy, perfect.
Okay, ready? Okay. What say no homo three times no homo no homo no homo
All right, no homo no homo no homo. All right. Now give me the tap. Oh
Okay, I need your bank
I need your bank. I number I need bank account numbers. All right. I'm gonna give you my bank number
Okay, you're back. No, let me give my bank number. Okay. I don't know where my back number is
Let me go to your banking app and it'll show you, it'll say you're your balance and then-
Cap, I don't even have the banking app. Let me download it.
You're gonna need that. It's important to have that so you get paid for things.
No, I've been in the city. I've been in the city for 14 days for some reason. I didn't have the
banking app. No wonder I got no money.
You know, that makes me respect you a lot more, sir.
I don't know how I've even gotten around. You know, I've just been, you know,
We got a motto around here. We got a motto around here. It's called the-
That's right. Well, you know-
It's about the funny, not the money.
That's right. Well, I got a sugar mama, you know, I'm I'm well I got a fiance named Kiki
But what she doesn't know is I got a sugar mom on the same who I make love for money
Yeah, for her
No, not at all. He just took big feet, took care of Big Phil
Mr. Ferguson, Mr. Ferguson, Wendy
Hello, Wendy. I think I met you earlier. I told you I wasn't gay
I screamed at you at the hospital. Okay. And if you were
I don't know why he needs to announce that.
It's fine.
He's making fun of us.
He's making fun of people.
He's making fun of people.
He just wants to make sure that everybody knows I'm not gay, you know?
Okay.
Well, he's like, he's like, you want to make sure that everybody knows not to, you
know, not to mess with the cows, you know?
You just got to make sure.
Even though people know, you got to make sure, right?
But of course, you know, I'm not, you know, I don't have a problem with
be engaged or anybody be engaged just tell them they've got a whole person
they give them a 50 bottle of shit
are you here are you here on it for a date with somebody
no not easy no no i just told i just chuck fell you know i'm paying him i
i need i need a i need a number i need that number mr furgerson
all right my number is 001 07 9 6
hey
I'm back. Can you put that on speaker, please? All right, Mr. Ferguson, you have been paid.
Oh, thank you. Thank you, Mr. Chatter. It's been a pleasure doing business with you. I'm
going to see your number, okay? Yeah, absolutely. That's great. It's hard to find people that
care as much as you do, especially with big fail, because like I'm on parole right
now. I can be driving. I got no license, and you know, and I needed some help,
You did a great job. So, you know people need to be awarded probably
That's me is that the guy that likes vagina
Ferguson is here
Of course, you must be looking for the guy that likes vagina. Hello
Well, who the hell is that? Oh, you're talking about me
He's talking here. She's talking about Nate's the guy that was in the kitchen earlier with the half painted face
Mr. Virgus. Oh, I think I kicked his arse. Oh, no, no, no, not that guy. Oh, not that game. No, no
I'm not dating that guy. I'm not dating any guys. I'm dating that person. I can't get into it now. Oh
Christ, I do come to take up to get into it. I forgot
Oh, jeez. Yeah, he does
That's right. We got a column. We got a column. Oh
Okay, so I'm gonna have to
I mean
I mean you can charge him more cuz like it's late, you know you got things to do
It's in convenience. You know $5,000
She was like right for that, right?
Could be in a nice pair of tats right now, but
I'm taking it. I'm taking him to the hospital, you know, right? That's
Right. Yeah, you know what?
We gotta let him know about this right cuz we're gonna you're gonna get paid good for this one
Oh
When are you okay? I'm doing gay
Mr. Ferguson's here and he's waiting for you and you're not here
Yeah, what's what's the business man? You're keeping waiting. I'm not gay
Hey!
He's the...
Oh, let me go get him real quick, let me...
Oh, speak to him, speak to him.
Speak up, Sneaky, speak up, man, what are you saying?
You've got a whole song about me, yeah?
Alright, we were talking about a little.
If you want me to go get him, I can go get him.
Well, yeah...
Wait a minute, you go get him.
No, it's fine, I'll take care of him.
Isn't he getting you?
No, he went and he was getting the other guy, that guy.
Yeah!
Oh, you're talking about Nate!
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Yeah, go get Nate!
Go get Nate and bring him to the funhouse immediately.
I can't do this, Keith!
He's here waiting for Nate! He's waiting for Nate!
That's right, I got a pair of tits to get suffocated in.
How many did they give me?
For the 20 bomb.
How much time do you need, man?
I'm on the top of my chili head right now.
That's right behind us. Come down, man. This is perfect.
Perfect
Convenience the minimum charge for the your time is $5,000 that sounds reasonable right? Oh, that sounds good
I think that's a good idea. I'll take them right away for five grand
Okay, good. He's on Mount Chilead. Mount Chilead is right out there, so if he's all the way down now, he'll be here in three minutes no more.
All right, that's perfect timing. No, that's good. Okay.
Tell me about your friends here. You know, I thought I was at a cast concert or something.
What?
A claying mast, you know.
Well, no, no, it's not all of a sudden. This ain't no circus, okay? This ain't no cast, cast, uh...
None of us are talented like that. No one none of us can sing.
Okay, other than, you know, you know.
What?
But big Phil, you can't sing, man, he's just...
We can't sing, have you heard me?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh no, I've never heard you, Phil, let's hear that.
Let's hear it, Phil, come on, you've heard me wrong.
Oh, I'm gonna swing from the chandelier,
from the chandelier.
All right, it's okay, well, Phil, you know,
if you just keep working at it, maybe one day you...
You woke up the neighbors.
Let him in, let him in!
I don't have my sugar man, I don't know what you want
Do you want me to get rid of him for you?
You go handle that, we have no sugar
He's at the front door, where you came in
Oh hey, don't worry about this
Oh hey, show them, let me get another phone
Oh hey, hey
Hey, you
I'll forget that
Oh, the fuck you hit me for?
Oh my god
No! No! No!
No!
You fat fuck!
Don't let this guy be the one to take you down today, bird!
Beat him up, man! Beat him up!
You still have the right sugar, man!
You ate all the sugar, that's why you don't have any fat ass!
Oh my god!
Damn game!
Yeah, you sent them running man. You sent them running.
That's right. That's right. You let me know. I'm a Ferguson after all, you know.
You, you Ferguson's are, you guys are, you guys are bruisers or what?
Oh, I tell ya. You know, earlier today, you know, I'm an alpha male, you know.
Oh! I'm an alpha male.
And you know, to prove it earlier, some guy challenged me and I kicked his arse in the burger shop parking lot.
Really? I just, look, you just made him leave. He's driving away.
That's right. You know, never come back.
What do you call that?
Is that the Ferg special?
That's right, you know what?
If he decides to come back, I'm going to give him a proper fustin.
What's that?
It's when I stick my fustin his face, I'm going to...
What are you doing?
Mr. Ferg, is he okay?
Easy! What are you doing?
Oh, dear.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, easy!
Easy, easy, guys, easy, easy.
It's easy, it's easy, everybody's ready to go!
Grandin's got her news everywhere!
Just relax, everything!
Have any school here, Janus?
Say you're sorry, you know?
Okay, alright, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you, okay?
Janus?
Yeah, I apologize to Brandon, man.
Okay, if you're apology to all you got,
I'll accept your apology if you can give me a bandage.
My- I didn't- I didn't apologize to you.
I got this!
Oh, thank you.
Okay, thank you.
Where is this guy?
I don't know where these guys are.
Let me call him.
They're holding up your precious time here.
Oh, that's okay.
Nothing better to do
other than
join myself in a nice kind of tense.
Where is Nate?
I'm on the condo area right now.
We're heading down.
I'm on the gondola right now, we're heading down.
You're on the what?
On the gondola.
She told me you're on the gondola, you gotta go down
and then get in the car and drive from Polito to here.
Is that what on the gondola is about me?
That's right, I mean you said it's not too far.
I thought you said you had a car up there!
Do you have a long speaker?
No.
Where is he?
He's here, he said he's here, we're at the front door waiting for you.
Okay, well I'm coming as fast as I can. I can't tell anyone to speed this thing up.
Jesus! Yuck! Okay! Alright! Alright! I'll send you there.
Alright.
Oh. Alright. He's coming. He's coming. He's just, he's so dumb.
No problem. Don't worry about it. You know, I'm just, just hanging out here. Does she always do that?
What? Uh, well, I haven't really seen her do that in a while. Wendy, why, why, why, why you gotta, why you, I haven't really seen you do that much.
You know, why are you doing that?
I'm just making sure they're nice and sharp. Nothing better to do, right? For a guess?
Oh, you know what I'm saying? They're nice and sharp.
Don't worry, they're from years, so I gotta keep them sharp.
Okay
They get worn down with time because they're vineyards, so I just kind of keep them nice and sharp
Mr. Ferguson your your mayor chef thing
Were you running for the north of the south?
Bleem County, oh you would have been the mayor here. Oh, man. You got beat by a ball
Don't know why you know around on a platform of banning pronouns
And nobody seemed to resonate with it. I don't know why I didn't get as many votes
I think it was ragged, you know, you think so? I think so, you know, because I didn't get an opportunity to debate again
You know, they switched the team in the debate. I think it was a ragged election
I've been hearing that, you know, I've been hearing that. I know I'm thinking about suing that suing the Blaine County for
If anything, you should soon mess up, not mess, tell the election, but they're a corporation.
That's not going to work.
Sue never works, Mr. Ferguson.
I'll tell you what'll work.
Monday.
Okay.
You want to be around on Monday?
Are you going to be around?
I think I could be around on Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Monday.
Oh, I would... That seems like a great idea storming the capital.
That's right!
I would love that with all my... With all of my... All of my supporters. That would be a great idea.
Exactly, and there'll be so many supporters. If people find out you're gonna be involved, we keep this in the download.
But I can't spread the news to trusted people. We'll have way more supporters there.
Cheering your name.
Would love that. You know, that's a great idea because you know Benny Razor, you know,
He won on some sort of weird platform of giving people health care and and education and nobody cares about
They want no pronouns that's what they really want
I think the best thing you could do is
Just stick it to him is
Store the capital, but it's happening. It would if it's happening Monday that at this time of it'll happen like six hours
hours before now if that would probably be better for me because that's when I'll be
a week perfect perfect so this is great I'll get I'll supply you with the things
you need we'll all go together and we do this together there'll be a ton of us and
and my fiancé Kiki I'm sure she'll bring your fiancé open at the bet she needs
to support you because you know bring your friend bring any friends you want to
support you if you got friends I want to support you you bring them I'll
I'll call you on Monday, we'll all meet up and we'll have a plan and we're going to get in there, we're going to take it over for you.
Perfect.
Oh, they knocked on the door.
Little did we know, Jack.
They're going to play.
And they're going to finally realize that we need to ban pronouns and open the closet doors.
We'll put a ban on the closet doors.
That's not the part of my platform that I didn't tell you about.
We're banning closet doors universally.
Reversely
Refund in the police
Right that's we're triple in their page because Fergus Ferguson Fox the blue
Guys this is great, right Wendy Wendy, right? This is a good idea, right? We support that right one day
I
I'm cleaning my teeth with this knife. That's her saying yes. That's her saying yes
totally
Right, this is a great idea
This is a terrible idea
problem with what I'm doing Mr. Ferguson. This is probably the best idea I've ever heard
today in the last 20 minutes. Oh thank you. Thank you my friend. I knew you'd come around.
Oh hey look it's the gay who wants me to get his insulin done. Right? That's right.
Are you ready? Sorry for keeping you waiting so long.
Before we go I just want to make sure we have a PeeM Entertainment. Oh yeah Sneaky
Yeah, I mean they- they-
2000, right?
No! No! You kept on waiting, man.
You got up that price.
He said money wasn't a problem.
I did keep you waiting.
I didn't say that.
I'll find a friend!
Yeah, I'll find a friend.
Uh, what can I do if he does a good job?
I'll give him a 10.
Oh.
Ow!
Oh, shit!
No, no, no.
But not that tape or tap.
You know I'm not gay.
No, no, no, no.
No, we're talking about money.
You're cool.
I'm gonna send it to your ass,
so I don't take.
Fucking hell, dude!
Get in advance, okay?
I'll take you to get your Anselin and Jack down, okay?
Do you have diabetes?
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you have type 1, type 2, or type 3?
I got all three of them.
There you go, you get that.
Oh, I've got three!
Yeah, I had a Ferguson relative back in Scotland who had type 3 diabetes.
He told man the blood sugar was all over the map.
One day it was hey, the other day it was low.
You never knew what you were going to wake up with.
The insulin was, you know, everything was off the charts.
The blood sugar.
Okay, Chatter.
Hey, it was great to see you.
I'm going to get this guy some insulin.
Thank you, sir.
Great to meet you.
Great to meet you, sir.
Hi, Ferguson.
Great to meet you.
meet you and and I think together we can storm the Capitol and we're doing it to support
his cause right?
Oh yes!
Burn that ground!
Scotland! Scotland! Scotland!
That's a Scotland blood! That's my pronoun!
Scotland!
Woo!
Alright you be safe now.
And Nate! Nate!
If you have any awkwardness in the car, ask him about the baby incident.
It's a really crazy story.
is other sister to that got beheaded by the lawn mower oh that's a it was hey
that's a she's you unfortunately you know it's one of those old 1950s lawn mower
you know and she rolled around at the bottom of a hill until the did you not
hear about my story about Annie oh poor Annie I bless her
They're all like, I'm saving.
Decapitated by a lawnmower.
Oh my god.
I think you're late for your insulin.
For a good son.
You gotta go.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He's on the truck.
He's on the truck.
He's up in the car.
He's on the truck.
He's on top of the truck waiting for you.
All right.
Okay.
Safe travels.
Be safe now.
Have fun.
All the same.
He's on the truck.
Take his hand.
He's not gay.
Okay.
Okay, okay, come here
I
Austin show that's his handle I'm gonna follow
Show me I show him love chat y'all know how it is around here guys show him some love that we we got we show
You we always gotta appreciate those that put all that effort, you know
I mean, that's a rare thing that we don't get, you know?
He's a rare breed in this RP world, bro, and we gotta respect that.
Wow, is he funny, bro?
You don't know, awesome. Bro, I live under a fucking rock.
Twinkle, I gotta talk to you, man!
Hey!
Oh my god, yeah, that scared me. Yeah, I'm upstairs
Yeah, yes
Fuck also. Yeah, let me let me talk with twinkles quick. Okay, and I'll talk to you. Okay. I'm counting
Okay
Yeah.
OK.
Awesome stuff to do, this was great.
Well, I'm glad I called them then.
You're not going to lie to me, right?
I got things I want to tell you.
About what?
I got things I want to tell you.
But I need you to be completely awesome
before I start telling you things.
OK.
You're one of my best friends, man.
Yeah.
You know you could be honest with me, right?
Of course!
Yeah, you having problems with your gene?
I think it was having...
When?
Couple years ago.
Not lately?
Well, I haven't noticed anything of the late, no.
You haven't noticed anything?
No, Twinkles has noticed...
...the...
...have...
...have you guys?
Twinkles?
Are you sure?
Yeah.
What happened to Marley?
Yeah, what happened to Marley?
Yeah, um, took a note, he was just hurt.
You don't know anything else about it?
No reason that there's a note saying Twinkle's with your name on it, isn't it?
What?
I didn't know you had problems with your jeans years ago, did I?
That was around the time you saw Twinkle's joke.
It was around that time.
and then I saw you drunk and then I saw you drunk again.
Yeah.
Wait, that was four times?
Wait, look, you were just...
Are you talking about the bar?
Oh, you're talking about them.
She haven't gotten drunk since you haven't gotten drunk at all, Lily?
No, no, no, no, no.
That's since the Bunker days.
Twinkles do not know about that, no.
All Twinkles knows is, when that happened to Marley,
Twinkles and Hazel, we were together.
Then we went to the hospital.
We saw Sneaky and Wendy, they were talking about,
they were talking about Marley and it's Marley,
if he was in there, we just left and we told him no.
And then maybe like an hour later,
So we got washed away, and they said, hey, was it a dust?
OK, years ago, when you had problems with Eugene,
did Eugene make Raina do anything?
There was one time.
Yeah, OK, there was one time.
It was too early.
So apparently, Raina was asked about this,
and she said no.
But it was really suspicious.
Is she with the promise here?
Yeah?
Do you guys see what you're putting down?
Is there any possibility?
What would make Eugene, you know, get control of you?
What would do that?
His Reina won't say nothing.
She is like zip tight
What triggers could think is
Just the end just wanting to play play what or what would cause that
You don't know
I was just gonna know so could come come out of nowhere anytime
anything I can do to help you titles or help him so there was one time where it
was really bad for like really like a week and Reyna was the one that dealt
with him most so she probably knows best and think he was there for some of it so you
could probably ask either of them.
Raina they're talking!
Okay.
Is there anything I can do to help you or him?
At the moment?
No but it's only because I'm here to let you know.
Will you?
Yeah
Really?
Probably not you probably wouldn't tell you
Well, I would like to get to know this Eugene because it sounds very interesting
Okay, um
Probably knows that
He kind of just listens
What does he think about the whole situation with that raid? Did you know?
What do you mean?
What does he think about that situation?
Did you like it? Would he want to help with it or not?
Seeing that it's had a person that he is, he probably would not want to help.
I would have solidized it by now, if anything.
You think so? Or do you think he's waiting for a better moment?
Could be a two.
There's a possibility. Eugene can hear?
Probably, yeah.
Well then, Eugene.
You're welcome here just as much as Twinkle's is buddy. I think we can relate to a lot of things, bud.
You're not alone.
Oh
Perfect you get into the way of the sexy pics chatty damn
I'm
Yes, I
Don't want to be part of you guys business talk. I want to feel part of it
I thought you said you want to talk after that's what you said you said you also
I can't talk with you guys.
Oh, oh, so there's a...
Jesus yuck.
Oh you couldn't, okay? It was boy talk.
Why is it boy talk?
Stuff you wouldn't understand.
I think you should talk to Mr. Ferguson.
Well what?
I don't know if you guys are related or not somehow.
There's a song...
You told me something that's in lines, but...
There's a sun. He told me something that's on lines, but...
Never mind. We'll figure that out.
Huh? What is...?
Hey, whoa!
The radio!
The radio!
Tickles?
Tickles!
Shhh!
Generations, people have traveled and looking for something, a view, a moment of silence,
proof that the city is smaller than it feels.
They say that at the summit, when the weather is clear, you can see everything.
The roads that brought us here, the towns we forgot, the distance between what we were
and what we may yet become.
So if the city feels too loud tonight, remember, there are still places where the city
This week, place is where the ground does not ask who you are.
Place is where, for a moment, you can stand above it all.
Mount Killie remains open to the public.
Take care of the roads.
And if you go looking for peace, listen carefully.
Sometimes, the mountain answers.
What?
Okay, that was terrifying and cool all at the same time.
What?
It's not way to repay that.
Is there a way to explain that?
It's just played by itself.
Yes.
It's just played by itself.
I was here.
Fuck.
The first time I heard that, it was at the prison.
You heard it before?
I'm playing repeatedly.
Yeah, but it was a different message, but yeah, it was the same kind of thing
happen on the computers that present something about Mount Chiliad.
It's not open to the public, that's my home.
They said Mount Chiliad, not Chiliad, which I think is weird, and also they said Fog.
Also Twinkle Sign on the way, talking about shush.
That was scary.
Also Beginner said like, look off the summit and see.
last time the whole like I think the last time an entire city stood still and
listened to intensely to our radio
yo that that was fucking weird
right now what else do you want to talk about
you're acting weird
I put more radios around the house chat for people to build because that's a
a really really really cool feature that they have
knows
sorry to me
i just want you to get feeling
Oh, shit. What is this? A boombox maybe?
What's a boombox?
Oh, I didn't ask for example in often
and tonight I don't know anything else.
Right there
That was cool chat. I can't lie. It was pretty cool
Also, that was a really cool really terrifying message that went through the computers that was fucking crazy
We're up front Gabby, here you go.
Yeah, it's Laura Chad City lore
Which is really cool that they're doing that it's super cool
The random graffiti on buildings, yeah, that's like stuff that, like,
like, probably not for Chatterbox, unfortunately, but it really makes sense for him to get all
up and crazy about that stuff.
Not, especially not right now.
Do you imagine we could play music on these fucking things?
Yeah, cool, that would be.
Did you imagine we could use this?
It ran away ringing, yeah, it would be.
I tried to get them, like, this is something that could happen in the future, but it was in the plan
that we were gonna have a phone, but like a pay phone in the house that had its own number
that we could do calls from.
Four and eight, bro.
Alright.
to
What do you think after the twinkles talk?
He's scared now.
He's scared to include twinkles, which is really bad.
Which is really fucking bad.
That boss wants twinkles to go so bad.
But now he's scared.
Yeah, if he's around, we will include him, yeah, if Bon Bon's around, we will include
bomb on the clowns for
I don't want to do RP questions until after the arc.
chat like it yeah I'm sure you guys understand why but you bro I'm going
to bed there's so much RP happened I thought normally when we wake up we do
a couple of conversations and then it's like slow right but it should just pop
up maybe I'll just do clip cute tomorrow morning I'll do clip cute tomorrow
morning
I'll do clip you tomorrow morning guys
Fuck we're rating we're rating chat
Often
Done deal. Done deal, y'all. Done deal. Alright guys, I'm gonna see Boku, everybody.
Very much. I'm really, really grateful for everything you guys are always doing. I very
much appreciate it. I do not take this for granted, guys. Not in the slightest bit.
Thank you all very much. I will be back tomorrow. Not as late as I started today.
All right, surely, surely.
Merci.
Thank you, guys.
you