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And those crazy boys are scandalous
They're the supermodel bitches who find the cake
I'm doing man and I'm gonna go home
I don't see a main home, a main place
I'm better than you in the club
Put my chain under the sink
It's like a toilet where a pussypaste
On the brick with the class of you and the squad
I'm shaking, but the crowd is like a dog with a gun
She talking with my rap, it's like I'm getting different
It's all I'm in this town, keep getting with it
I'm fuckin' done, I'm trying to show her how this shit's happening
And I'm gonna change my mind, I'm gonna tell you with it
Hello!
Hi!
Okay
Hey
I know
That was eating it up
My life ain't a movie bitch
It's just us
They can find a shooter bitch
Cause it's us
Us
Us
It was us
Nigga shot my brother now
Don't know who it is
Trust
My odds be so broke that we been shooting at the bus
Don't say clear patient now I'm done
I'm in the rush, I'm tryna pull up A
I'm tryna shoot, tryna pledge A
I'm tryna add them to the list like people love us A
I'm trying to wax the wings off of my first truck, ayy
I'm trying to smack his twin-
you
you
you
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Thank you so fucking much.
Happy Sunday, ladies and gentlemen.
Happy Sunday.
Hey, we have a week.
We have a week into the Super Bowl.
Okay, if you guys know anything, the one sport I like to really watch is football.
So, I am really excited.
I am really excited because the Super Bowl is always fire and I get good ass boots, so it's a win-win.
It's a good win.
It is. It's just a win-win.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Baseball is better.
What kind of dog should take it back?
Trash tape. Yo!
Sapphire LD10.
With the five gifted. Thank you so much for the five.
That is so sweet. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Thank you so much, I appreciate it so much.
My family is from New England.
My aunt, my grandma, all of them, they're all from Rhode Island.
So unfortunately, I'm a natural born Patriots fan and thus I will be annoying if the Patriots win.
They don't want you on this side.
They are not getting seabrolls.
No, they're not.
No, they are not, bro.
No, they're not.
No, they're not.
Yo!
Chris with the 10 gifted subs.
Yo, thank you so much for the 10 fucking gifted.
I appreciate that so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
That's so nice.
Thank you for that clean gift.
I appreciate it.
W10.
Holy shits.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Chat, the hair is,
it is curly today.
Also, happy Black History Month, ladies and gentlemen.
I saw somebody just ask me what half of the month I want.
I do get half the month, because I'm half Black.
So, damn, I'm not gonna lie,
is the first half better or the second half?
Low key.
Which half is better to take?
The first half or the second half?
I feel like the first half is really lit.
No?
Everybody's saying the second.
The first half is longer, get the first and third week.
No, that's lame.
You gotta pick the first two weeks
or the two last weeks, you know what I mean?
You can't get middle weeks, that's lame.
That's lame, you can't choose middle weeks.
Alternate weeks, you're switching sides too much.
You know what I mean?
You're switching sides too much, you can't do that.
I gotta figure out what half I want, we'll see.
Butt Chat, we do have a stacked lobby today,
where's it gonna be fire?
So we have a stacked lobby,
we have Dark Souls after that, React today,
where's it gonna be good?
So we have time, I think we have an hour and a half
till our lobby, so not too far off,
and then we're gonna get to do that,
and which will be really cool, I think it'll be good.
I think it'll be really good.
I don't know if they've said what it is,
So I don't want to say what it is.
Yeah, they're saying what's Stack Lobby.
Okay, so people don't know, so I'm not going to leak then.
But yeah, we'll see.
Dude, you know what I was watching before this though,
that I was sad, didn't happen?
I watched Max lose the Grammy.
But I will say though, I will say,
I think it shouldn't matter because he is literally the first streamer.
Do you know how crazy it is to be nominated by a Grammy?
I feel like that's crazy to be nominated for a Grammy.
So it's like the fact that he even got nominated is a big deal and it should still be celebrated.
I think it should still be celebrated.
That's so freaking cool.
And, on top of that, it's not like it can be the last one that he ever gets nominated for.
You know what I mean?
So he can literally get another one and then go again.
And he does music all the time. I think he can do it.
But I saw that. I was watching it.
Does anyone have the announcements?
Oh, wait, no. Let me see his tweets.
He tweeted.
I know. I saw his tweet and it made me so sad, bro.
Bro, and then he's so sad.
Literally, it's just damn we lost.
That sucks, man.
That fucking sucks.
I saw this.
I said, no, and he failed his semen retention.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
It was an interesting choice to put post that video like, you know,
right before there's a possibility that you win a Grammy.
I thought about that.
Like, like there's a possibility that you win a Grammy
and like a bunch of new eyes are gonna be on you
and they search platform acts on YouTube
and it says you're starting seeming retention.
Like, I mean, that's actually low key good straps though.
I guess somebody would click that
and be like, that's fucking crazy.
That's crazy.
Yo, Mr. Mike Kin-Le-Ho.
Oh my God, I butchered that.
Thank you for the two months.
I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
Thank you Blondie for the 10 months I appreciate it so much and Dan thank you for the sub and
Boogie for the sub and then Ricky for the 10 gifted I appreciate it.
Thank you so much thank you thank you thank you.
But yeah oh my god oh my god holy shit I did I watched this and I was like no and I also
watched his family reaction too and his family reaction was so sad because they were so supportive.
I did that in 2008.
Was he streaming in 2008?
Does he understand the concept?
He was?
Apparently.
He was on YouTube.
Has he been doing this for a bit?
Oh my God, this is 33K likes.
Jesus Christ. He was on Ustream. What the fuck? I don't even know what Ustream is.
What is Ustream? Ustream. Oh my God. Ustream was a popular live streaming video platform
founded in 2007. Wait, what? I didn't even do the whole thing. Wait, Loki, he's not lying.
What? Wait, he's not lying. What the fuck? That's crazy. Celebrities used to stream
one here too. You know what I always think the difference is with celebrities, though,
versus streamers? And I think that's why people see it differently. Because sometimes when
I see celebrities stream they don't interact with their chat if that makes sense like there
are some celebrities that will stream those soldier boy I think he did so it's a little
different but I feel like there are some celebrities who stream where they don't have like a community
in chat that they like talk to and like respond to comments for sometimes they'll go live
and they do like IRLs or like stuff like that and they're kind of just interacting with
with friends and streaming it, if that makes sense.
Like they're streaming the interaction
versus interacting with Chad.
Justin Bieber and Post Malone,
I think Justin Bieber does that,
but he also says he doesn't like to talk to Chad.
But Post Malone, I feel like talked to with Chad, no?
Post Malone, I've seen interact with his Chad multiple times
because he'd be saying crazy shit.
I swear, I swear Post Malone says some crazy shit, bro.
He talks to his Chad, he does.
Kid Leroy looks at his Chad,
Kill over Streams?
He Streams?
How often?
How did I not know this?
Or is it like, what's in a blue boat?
Is it like that?
Wiz does as well.
I've seen Wiz Khalifa stream.
That's like Doja.
I've seen Doja stream before,
but Doja will like interact with her chat
Very seldomly like it's like once every like hour. So I swear she's like one chat message like once every hour
And then and then she just normally is like on a call with her friends
Which makes sense, you know, I mean if that makes sense. This is post Malone reading his chat with X
Let's go with that. Well, thank you so much. Thank you dirty sweet. Mm-hmm. Very interesting
I have no words girl what?
I
Have no words
Let's go with that. Well, thank you so much. Thank you dirty sweet every interesting
His face his face he's like holy fuck
oh my god dude oh my god that is that is insane I've never seen that before I
have never fucking seen that wait what is this put see a dank like he pulled
away the Grammy loads of show max become the first ever nominated congratulations
I'm excited
Now Dan I fuck with you right but Dan
You're gonna say if anyone deserves it and you're gonna get on another another stream and be like
I'm just kidding you actually are the one that deserves it. So I don't know Dan
I'm thinking we all get a 95 split. You know what I mean personally Dan. That's what I'm thinking
How about how about me and you chat Dan and we can all get a 95 split
Yeah, I'm seeing it
I've got so many places Max goes right he's the star of the show. He's at the Grammys and most of these folks look for us
Oh, yeah, most of these folks, they don't realize he's the star of this show man
Yo jumpy shoot thank you so much for the 10 fucking gifted oh my god thank you so much w10
I appreciate it thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you I uh hold on what if somebody
say thank you for the 10 w jumpy shoot please in the chat please please please um now more about
that I bought sourdough starter yesterday after your stream I'm gonna make my own bread I just
I just don't know what to name it.
First of all, let me tell you guys something.
Sourdough starter that is like 100 years
or whatever old scam, don't buy it.
You don't need to buy it.
I mean, I guess if you don't want to take the time
to make your own sourdough starter, you can do that,
but making sourdough starter is super easy.
I did not buy mine, I made mine from scratch.
And when people say, this is sourdough starter
that is 100 years old, the yeast colonies actually die out,
Meaning you're not really buying yeast that is a hundred years old
You are just buying it and it's however long the yeast lives. It is living in that culture
That's all it is like it's not it's not a hundred years old
So don't think that if you do that it's gonna perform any better or less better
It really depends and even then you can buy it and keep it at the wrong temperature and then like it's fucked up
You know what I mean? So so like
Don't waste your money on that if you don't want to you don't even have to spend the money like
Some people sell sound or sorry for $30 you can make it for like five, you know you can make it for five
And then and then you'd be chilling. What is this link? Oh geez? I think I'm hacked.
I'm sorry, but the mic cutting out the fall is so much funnier than me because it sounds
like you fell on a pillow.
Like, it sounds like a tiny little crack, doesn't it?
I'm scared of it.
It's alright. I actually hurt my wrist. I fucking jitter-brain-taken.
He's just so happy. How is he so happy? He fell here. I'm loving it.
He's just smiling. Life is good.
It's alright. I actually hurt my wrist. I fucking jitter-brain-taken.
Okay, this is good news, but we need to see the real news today, ladies and gentlemen.
And everybody focus up for a second.
And you know what I saw come across my timeline today?
I've been waiting for this trailer to come out.
I've been fucking waiting.
Oh, my God.
For the longest time I have known about this.
And I have been keeping my little mouth shut.
Oh, my God.
I'm so glad this trailer's finally out.
Let's focus up.
You're awake, dude, Bonnie was... by the way, model.
Model.
She is like a beautiful, lovely model.
She is... she...
I everyday don't understand like how I can live in a house with Bonnie and Emmy.
Bro, I think I live with like the two most beautiful women in the world.
It makes no sense.
It makes no sense how like photogenic and gorgeous those women are there, the most beautiful women I've ever seen.
We just survived plane crash.
We're the only ones who made it?
I think so.
She's so epic.
Oh no, I'm stuck on an island with Bonnie.
You go look for some food, and I'll go look for some survivors and supplies.
You can count on me.
So stupid.
Okay.
Chad, look at this.
Five gifted, and I'll eat this right now.
Chad, look at this.
Oh my God.
Look.
Archie?
Archie?
Archie?
Archie?
Archie?
in the bottom!
Did you find any survivors?
No!
No!
No!
Is it you?
It's okay, it's okay, Sinner.
What are you doing?
That's what I-
I need this!
We didn't even watch outdoor points!
You're not gonna rush me-
You know how excited she was by the way?
to say, Senna, she literally said, Senna, I want you to pretend like you're dead and
I'm gonna rob you of your stuff and then kill you.
And she had a big ass smile on her face when she pitched it to me.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Big ass smile on her face, that shit pissed me off.
Hey!
You didn't even watch out for her, boys!
You're not gonna make it any more!
Yeah, I'm those brothers.
big ol' smile on her face too when she killed me.
Grin in ear to ear.
You know what they cut out?
You know what they cut out?
There's a part after this that didn't make it in.
And it was Bonnie running away, going,
sorry, sorry, while I'm dead on the ground, okay?
And mind you, we did this at a beach where people are around
and people watch us phones for about 35 minutes.
And they're like, what the,
they literally just watched me get stomped on.
Multiple times because we had to get multiple takes multiple times. I'm getting stomped out on the beach
Okay, and beat up and there's people around us. They're like, okay
Hey
Oh my god, I'm so excited to watch this. I'm sad. I'm sad. I
I am so also this is great trailer by the way
This is an amazing amazing trailer these shots like some of these shots in the beginning are so well done. Look at that
She is gorgeous and I'm really excited because you know Angela
Thank you so much for the sub Kent powerful to give her some and jump each you again with a 10 gifted
Thank you so much W10. Um, I told Bonnie because Bonnie was like really excited about it
And I told Bonnie, I said, I think this will be between her and Arke, like one of the bigger
things they do in their careers, both of them.
I think that like, both of them are such incredibly talented creators, and they want
to do so much this year.
And this is like, oh my God, it's so cool to see.
So I'm like, I'm so excited, I want to see them do such great things.
And I know Bonnie, like Bonnie wants to grind this year.
Seeing her do this, my heart.
I'm so proud of her.
So I am, I'm so excited.
You're like, you do it a year.
We just survived a plane crash.
My father's so beautiful, bro.
We're the only ones who made it.
She's so fucking beautiful, bro.
I just don't get it.
She really is.
She is so gorgeous.
She is so friggin' gorgeous.
Except, yeah, I did die in this trailer.
That is the only thing.
Like I said, she was mad excited to tell me
that she was killing me.
In fact, I wonder if there's a mark on my neck.
I don't think there is, but because of where I was laying,
she chopped me in my neck multiple times, bro.
Multiple times, I got karate chopped in the side of my neck.
And one time, she actually hit me pretty hard.
And she's like, oh, sorry.
And I was like, oh, it's fine.
I was like, it's fine, but damn.
She just chopped the fuck out me.
It was like she was waiting to hit me.
I was like, oh my God.
Holy shit.
But, but that's good trailers.
That is really good trailers.
I think they got this like professionally done, by the way.
But I think they're surviving.
It's 24 hours in overnight, right?
And then they're doing trips.
Is that what it is?
20, oh no wait.
24 hours surviving on an island Thailand trip February 4th 7 p.m. ESD to 4 p.m. PSD
I'm so excited that's gonna be so oh my god gonna be great content bro. That is gonna be great content
One whole week yo chat Aussie. Thank you for the sub. I appreciate it
You know, it is really funny is I've been knowing about this and Bonnie's really upset because
Because the New York trip overlaps with this.
And she really wanted to go on the New York trip.
So she was like, Sina, is it possible that I can just fly
from Thailand and then go to New York with you?
And she was like, I'll just be there.
Like, I can make it.
I was like, Bonnie, by the time we figured out by the time
that she would land, I would literally be going to the show.
And then I'd have a stream the next day already with Ray,
hopefully.
So between those things, I just think it's not possible
So that's why I was like I was really sad because she was like no
I'm sorry because she wanted to go so badly, but I just don't think I don't think it happened
That's gonna be a good week on that. I will be reacting to every clip. I might be annoying
I won't be overly annoying because I I am a good friend, but I'll be slightly annoying because
You know I mean I'm gonna be slightly annoying it just might have to it might have to be what it is
And and that just is what it is, you know that just kind of is what it is
It is what it is.
Yo, thank you, channel me for the 18 months.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Only slightly in the life, only slightly.
I'm gonna be a good noodle and everything like this.
I will be a good noodle.
I will, I will, I will.
But is there anything else we miss?
Bro, I feel like not, I mean,
we were literally just live yesterday.
Oh my God.
Did you see that that one girl got arrested, by the way,
I prayed gaining the usual amount for the sub.
That one girl got arrested for hitting that dog.
Apparently, she got arrested.
If you don't know who I'm talking about,
yeah, the girl asked then.
She got arrested for beating her dog.
If you don't know what I'm talking about,
you don't look it up.
Don't look it up.
Trust me.
But that's a rib-bozo.
That is a rib-bozo.
That is a dessert.
I saw that her friend,
did you see what her friend tried to do?
One of her friends should have go live
and be like, oh, she didn't actually hit the dog.
The dog was just being dramatic.
You can literally hear her hitting the dog
and she also hits the dog on camera.
Like you could see it.
So like, you can sort of cap all you want.
That's just not what, like what are you saying?
Like I don't understand.
But apparently people are saying that the dog
did get removed from her custody,
which that's W on the shelters
if they did remove the dog and everything.
That's a W in my books, actually.
That's awesome.
That is so awesome.
Zoil bad work right now.
What is this?
Hey, Zoil, Zoil, Zoil!
Zoil!
So good!
Go ahead, pull up, pull up, pull up.
What the fuck, Sawyer?
Is that the ring girl?
I don't know.
This fucking Titan...
Attack on Titan?
Poor Sawyer.
What the fuck?
That's...
No way.
Hey, Sawyer!
Sawyer!
Sawyer!
Sawyer!
Go ahead, pull up, pull up, pull up!
What the fuck, Sawyer?
Oh my god. I want to call him.
Is he alive?
Was he drunk?
Zoelle, I'm live.
Yo.
Hey, I'm live right now. Are you busy?
Did you have a good night last night?
Let's go.
Where'd you get into?
Um, well, we tried to go karaoke, but we had no gun.
Mm.
Do you have any, like, sleepovers or anything like that?
Yeah.
Oh, you did have a sleepover?
Yeah.
But how'd it go?
It was pretty uncomfortable to notice.
Oh.
Oh, was it?
Oh, okay.
It wasn't a good time?
I mean, I'm sleeping on an Amatris Watcher's house, so I don't know how to sleep.
No! No, Zoelle! I thought you went home with that girl!
Oh! Oh no!
Oh, I just got a clip of you having her on your back!
Oh yeah, I gave her a piggyback ride.
And I also saw another clip offline of you talking to her in the corner of the event.
Hey, hey, you're caught buddy. Hey, you're fucking caught now. I saw that shit. I saw that shit
I saw that shit
I saw the clip of you in the back of the event and you were chatting her up
I saw it next to you know by the end of the night you get her piggyback ride
Right, how was that conversation was it interesting?
Mm-hmm
I
Say like say like no no. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
You are a dog you are a dog and I and I you know what I fuck with you
I want to see you happy in life
Bro, you're my homie
Hmm good connections, right now. You're not leaving me and Rosie. Are you?
Oh, I mean, I guess you could ask her to come and visit you can do a la to Texas reverse the song
He knows I'm about to be annoying. Oh my god, I still have to host him a 20v1. That's W networking. Oh my god, W is oil networking. That's my, that's my goat. That is actually my goat.
Also, Spiffy Mac, thank you so much for the sub, Fat Dubs, thank you for the sub, Gola,
thank you for the sub, and Mick Gaby, thank you so much for the sub, I appreciate it.
Also by the way, Chat, I know that I probably promo as well a lot, but that's because that
is my, you know, my homie, that's one of my day ones.
And I would like to say that his second Chud to Chad video is out.
if you have not watched it, I don't want to react to it yet because it just came out literally like
it just came out. So I don't want to it came out yesterday so I don't want to react to it
but if you want something good to watch this one also banged it is a banger video and if you like
some self-improvement and stuff like that I think this is really good to watch because you know
it's like I think seeing the progress from somebody else makes a difference. Also I do want to say
like no glaze, but it is true.
So you can already see the difference.
So if that gives anybody inspiration
who has gained a lot of weight
and you want to lose weight,
you can already see the difference.
And I'm telling you, you think it's like this really big thing.
It will make such a big difference,
I'll end this up now.
It will make such a big difference to you
to watch these videos and see the inspiration and everything that comes from it, because
it's actually really, really good.
It's actually really good, and it'll change how you see stuff like that, you know what
I mean?
It'll change your perspective on how hard weight loss can be.
Weight loss doesn't have to be hard.
You can actually make it really easy and still eat things that you like, and that's good.
by the way guys I have an update okay I have an update it is a good update it
is a good update um I after eating shake shack yesterday and everything I've
been trying to slow down on weighing myself a bit because I do think I get
obsessed with the scale. But my full, like my like I ate not great today full weight is still
in the low the lowest weight I've had in three years. Which is kind of crazy to me. That's where
I'm at right now. So even if like I ate like right now if I was to go eat like a Shake Shack meal,
My full weight, which is like my weight of like,
this is my cheat day weight,
has been less than what it has been in the past three years,
which is kind of crazy.
And like as women too, especially and as girls,
I like to highlight that only
because it is kind of harder sometimes
for women to like lose weight.
And it, especially for me,
like the difference between me and soil losing weight,
it's such a different journey, you know what I mean?
Not everyone's journey is the same.
So it is a little bit different for different people.
And for me, specifically, I've always struggled with it
in different ways.
And I am now a lot lower, which is crazy.
And I've been, I mean, obviously I've been in a calorie
deficit, but I've also been, girl, I've been eating good,
but just clean eating.
Like I don't think I've eaten fast food or shitty fried
restaurant food in months.
Like it's been a while, except for like,
if we do like eating challenges or anything,
which is like cheat days.
Other than that, when I'm off stream,
I've only been eating my healthy stuff.
I had a salad after the gym today.
Let me tell you what, if I eat another fucking salad,
I better start looking like I eat salads
less than right because that shit pissed me off today.
I wanted a pig ass, fat ass mozzarella stick from Chili's,
and I fought demons and I ate a fucking salad.
So I am proud of myself, okay, for doing good,
but I'm not gonna lie,
I think I'm looking a little too buff.
And I know you all are gonna say question mark,
but hold on, you want me to show what I mean?
No, I know you're gonna question mark,
but look, you may show what I mean.
I really don't want a show.
I don't want a show, but like, I think of my shoulders,
hold on, Kenneth, thank you for the sub, I appreciate it.
Yo, W5, thank you so much for the five, I appreciate it.
I think maybe it's just like my, like I said my,
sorry, so sorry.
Not bad.
I really do think it's like my shoulders and stuff
that are a little bit different.
Thank you so much for the five, I appreciate it.
And maybe this is me learning like body positivity, okay?
I'm still trying to learn body positivity
And I think that, you know, I think most of the time,
I would love to be like one of those girls
with tiny little arms and shoulders
with that has like a dainty little figure.
But I'm not that, you know what I mean?
And that's okay.
But like, with this off, do you want to see it with this off?
I feel like my arms look crazy.
I feel like they look crazy.
Like if I do this,
I
Think they look fucking crazy. Don't they?
No
They look you do know
Well, they don't maybe it's just me. Okay, maybe I need to learn to not do this, but I thought
They look huge to me. Oh my god. I actually feel like Brock Lesnar, bro. I do like stationary
You know I feel like I do I do I feel like rock and I want like this
You know
I mean I feel like I feel like a like a fuck-ass weird-ass me me you know what I mean
I feel like I'm built like I don't know like a robot character, but it's okay. I feel like now
But I'll wait. I was doing this earlier
And I'm looking a little stronger
Just a little bit stronger the body is tea. I have news for you. Hold on
Hey, the other strat that I found okay is as a girly with hip dips. Hey, listen, you're gonna show you
You're gonna show you something really funny. You want me to show you something really funny? Okay?
As a girl I like talking about this. I like talking about this. Okay guys
This is not for you. So if you're a man, don't speak in the chat. This is for the girls
Okay, this is for the girls if you're a man. I don't care if you don't care. Don't watch
This is for the girl specifically as a girl
The reason why I like talking about this is because I feel like online
Sometimes your perception of like your body will always be different because you see things at a better angle
angle, specifically Instagram, okay?
Like Instagram, even men, men can learn from this.
Instagram too, like you see people
who are standing at angles.
So if I stand, and I'm like this, and I flex, right?
My waist looks crazy small.
But if I stand straight, it's so different, you know?
And I feel like, I feel like,
the reason why I kind of like showing it
is because it is different.
Like I feel like that's something that I struggle with.
My life, my whole life is like realizing
that people in the gym have angles
and that angles will distort the way that your brain works
and the way that your body works.
And here's the other thing, transparency time.
You know, for something where I'm trying
to get more body positive and everything like that.
The other thing I have is hip dips.
So let me show you something.
Ready?
See how I'm wearing sweatpants?
See this, and it fills out my hips.
Let me show you something.
This is like this.
So when you think, oh my God, she has such wide hips,
I have hip dips.
My body is pretty not wide right here, okay?
Does that make sense?
Does that make sense?
So I feel like a lot of times as women,
though you say that, okay, I know a lot of people
are saying that's normal, but the reason why
trying to explain it is because I feel like as a woman on a line like you may
see a girl who has like wider hips in sweatpants. You're like oh my god I wish
I had that figure but like you may have wide hips and have hip dips and it
doesn't show you know it just means like your your body is different but that
that's just angles like that's all angles and it's all facade I feel like
that's good to have I thought that's good to have and it's important I feel
I feel like it's important for like people to know
cause as I'm, I don't know.
Like I feel like I'm not like obviously vlogging my journey
or anything like that.
But the reason I like to like show this a little bit
is cause I know there are a lot of girls who watch me
and like I don't want the opinion to be like,
oh, you come on here and you have like this type of figure
or you have this.
I feel like it's like important for me to identify the things that I see about myself
because it helps other people.
If that makes sense.
Like that's just, that's just I think it's healthy to do.
And also because like I said, like I can come on here every day and every day on camera
you see me like this and you're like, oh my God, your hips go out.
What a great figure.
You have no idea that these are baggy ass web pants, you know what I mean?
People don't know.
Like you wouldn't know unless I showed you this side because other than that it's always
covered all the time and I feel like it's important that like people see it
because uh you know you never know I don't know when I was like younger I
remember like looking at like girls like I would see girls online all the time
on Instagram and be like holy fuck I wish that I could be as pretty as them and
also like something I've struggled with I guess I'm now I'm yapping I don't mean
to make this a serious segment for a second but like real though I'll be I'll
I'll be real, something I've struggled with a lot
as a woman in the space of streaming
is like I've always had a severe lack of confidence,
like a severe lack of confidence.
And I think that like in saying that,
the higher I always got in the industry,
the worse I felt bad about myself.
Cause I was always like, oh my God,
I'm around women that literally look like models.
You know what I mean?
Like some of them are like fucking Instagram models.
I'm around, you know what I mean?
Valkyrie, Valkyrie is one of the most beautiful women
I've ever seen in the world.
And like, you know, when I'm around people
and I spent all my life being insecure,
it will naturally make me be like, oh my God, like,
am I not, I think you naturally are like,
oh my God, am I not doing enough?
You know what I mean?
Or taking care of myself.
And over time, I've learned like,
Whether I'm around Bonnie or Emmy or Ray,
first of all, I've been around all those women.
Those women have always been so kind and loving to me
and lifted me up every time.
They have always been the nicest people to me to start.
Let me just say that.
And they've always made me feel so beautiful.
But I think it's a good thing that I acknowledge these things.
Because when I think about the way that my brain was
with women on Instagram when I was growing up,
I don't want somebody who watches me
to have that same mindset.
Does that make sense?
Does that make sense?
For what it's worth,
I think you're one of the most beautiful people ever.
City on it, that's coming from you.
You're literally a fucking model and gorgeous.
Thank you very much, okay?
You are literally fucking gorgeous.
But that's what I mean.
It's like, I don't mean to say that like,
you know, I spend every day comparing myself,
But I think that a lot of times, people
get shamed online for their bodies or whatever.
And that's fine.
Like jokes, it's whatever.
But I don't ever want there to be a girl that watches me
and doesn't know the difference between a joke
and something serious.
And if they look at me, one thing somebody told me,
I don't know if I've talked about it, one thing somebody told
me is they were like, I felt bad about myself
because when people call you fat,
it makes me feel bad because I know I weigh more than you.
And I was like, okay, that feels terrible.
Cause you should know the difference between a joke
or something and you should also know
that I never want you to feel that way.
Because I also have my own internal things
and shit like that, you know?
And like, I think that's like a healthy,
I don't know, that's a healthy mindset to have.
And also, like I said, just being a girl or a guy,
like men can relate to, you probably go online
and you see dudes with like six packs
and you're like, holy fuck,
I ate a fucking cheeseburger today.
I feel like a piece of shit and I don't have a six pack.
But like, not everybody needs to have that
to be in good health.
What you need is good health
and everybody has different bodies.
Everybody's built differently.
I have a six pack, grubba, that's fucking cap, okay?
You're, that is fucking cap.
All right, listen, what we're not gonna do
is lie to the public, grubba.
That's where I draw the fucking mind.
Ironic.
I don't think I could get a six pack.
I'm not gonna lie.
There's just been a loss for forever.
You'll call and think of a sub.
Kristina, thank you for the sub.
Meski, thank you for the sub.
And Kenneth, thank you for the five gifted.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Kenneth,
for the five gifted.
I appreciate it so much.
But, but, you know, I try to be good about that.
Cause girl, listen, I was feeling like I got
a great figure in these sweatpants.
I said, hold up, wait a minute.
I'm seeing the in and I'm seeing the out.
And then I went like this and I said, oh.
I said, ooh, okay, you know?
But then I was like, I was like, you know what?
I'm okay with being, I'm okay with being transparent
about that, that's fine.
But I did, like I said, I was, I put on the sweatpants
and I go, oh my God, the body is T.
And then I took off the sweatpants and I said, ooh,
it's a slightly less T, but it is T, it's just slightly less.
And that's where we left it at, you know what I mean?
And that's where we left it at, but I did see it.
And I go, oh, it's a corona pack.
Okay, first of all, bitch,
I don't have a fucking corona pack, okay?
If I had a six pack, it would be a six pack of water.
Thank you very much.
I have not been drinking any beers or anything like that.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
But, like I said, I know it's probably annoying
when I like randomly talk about it,
But I only like to talk about this
because I feel like there are people in the chat
that actually do want to better themselves.
And like hearing it might,
there might be one person out of however many thousands
of you that are here that will take the steps to be like,
you know what, fuck it, I'll go to the gym right now.
You know, fuck it, I won't eat this shitty food
that's in front of me.
Like if you got like a big back ass meal in front of you,
hey, maybe put that shit down.
Don't start tomorrow, start today.
Because that's better, you know?
Better for yourself.
I feel like that's good yaps.
That's W yaps.
Yes?
That's W yaps.
And listen, girl, you only got so many years in your life.
OK?
You only got so many years in your life.
Do not, do not let yourself chud mass for some of the best
years of your life.
Don't chud mass for the best years of your life.
That shit is not worth it.
You know what I mean?
You don't get me wrong, it is cool,
but like be the peak version of yourself
while you can be it, that's the best.
You know what I mean?
Too late, and you're posting this fuck ass.
Why is there an emote called wide chud popcorn?
Saying all of this while I'm bugging up a cheesecake,
hey, put that shit down, okay?
I'm eating an entire KFC bucket right now.
Oh, that sounds so good.
Let me tell you something.
I had a salad today, okay?
And for breakfast, I had a half a piece of sourdough
and an egg.
Don't piss me off. Do not piss me off. Also chat, I got bad news. I'm, listen, I know
you guys are going to say, send in your staff hire for the fashion, send in your millionaire
for the fashion. And that is actually true. I accidentally let my debit card expire. Like
bought. I didn't realize it was about to expire and I let it expire and now they
have to mail me a new one because you can't just go pick one up they said. So I
just didn't realize who pays attention to the date on the car bro who who does
that? So I just forgot but you know what the plus sign is? I got a bunch of
of notifications, of canceled subscriptions,
the stuff that I didn't know I had.
So low key, that's a W strat,
because somehow I got a subscription that was canceled,
that was $30 a month, and I go,
hold on, I didn't even know what the site was,
I had to look it up, and then I was like, oh my God,
and it was something I used for my car,
to look up car facts,
that I paid a subscription for one time
and then I forgot to cancel the free trial.
So I realized that that's in hindsight a good thing.
It was a good thing, because I am a bot.
I'm a bot, yes, I am a bot, ugly chud, and that's why.
So I'm a bot, ugly chud.
You're still paying for Fortnite?
Oh my God, wait.
No, I canceled it.
No, no, no.
I remember we checked.
It has been canceled.
It has been canceled.
It was paying for a long time, bitch.
But it's not.
It's not now.
It's not now.
Thank you very much.
It was for quite some time.
But it is not now, OK?
You know, Pluto, Pluto.
Think of it as a subcalling.
Think of it as a sub.
Christian Sonola.
Think of it as a sub.
M.Ski.
Think of it as a sub.
And Kenneth, thank you for the five gifted again.
I appreciate that so much.
Thank you so much for the five.
What about your two or three to the yard?
Okay, that is the one thing I will say.
I will not cancel that, still.
Because that's my OG.
I don't think I can cancel it.
Every time I consider, the only times I really consider
is when a blood would talk to too much shit
and I realize that a fourth of that money
goes into his pocket.
That's about the only time I really consider it, but but
Other than that, I still like ate in slime and Nick so you know
The day that they pissed me off though. It's over
Holy shit, they give her a mind of me. I almost got screwed on a yearly subscription
You're welcome
You're welcome. You know what I realized I was paying for my Starlink subscription
after Iceland because I went to go cancel it and I remember I didn't have the internet so in my brain
I remember canceling it and then a month later
I got charged and I go oh hell no and I had to go back in I had to go back and fix it and I was like
Oh my god, bro. I was so fucking mad. I could not believe I was so mad. All right. How much do we time? It's 409
chat we have time I think we do a react then
And then we deadass have Among Us Lobby,
which is gonna be fire, we got Among Us Lobby.
And then we go from Among Us Lobby to Dark Souls.
Yes?
Introducing the Drake and Josh spin-
You know we-
Wait, hold on, am I about to witness peak?
What is this?
Raven, this is Grace and Raven.
Introducing the Drake and Josh spin-off,
Senate and Friends.
You know what we need?
We need an edit of our friend group to this song.
Like me, Rosie, and Doyle.
Oh, wait! This is so cute!
Oh
Wait, that's good edits.
That's awesome edits.
Oh my God.
Dude, I love that so much.
These are the good old days.
Don't say it, because it's going to make me upset.
Greg, think of it as sub-I appreciate it.
Greg don't say it because I know what's gonna happen bro some day some day I'm
not gonna be streaming anymore and and I'm gonna I'm gonna literally be like
like just here so it's eat each chop liver she's literally in the trailer
buddy that's my fucking goat don't disrespect her she's right there in the
trailer now listen someday I'm gonna be I'm gonna be not streaming anymore I'm
gonna be looking back on these memories and I'm gonna be so sad oh I think about
it more often than you think bro I was talking to Rosie I was talking to Rosie
about this shit recently and I was like damn someday if I'm ever like not
I just know I know it's gonna happen like I'm gonna look back at all these memories that I have I
Can't have a look about the office with Eddie. What are you doing? That is literally seen I reference all the time. Hold on
Good old
Days the office I think about this scene all the time
It's when the office was ending if you've never seen this scene this like if you know and have seen the office
do you watch these people live their lives over the course of like seven years, right?
Like that's what the whole premise of the show is.
And it literally when he's talking in the scene, it's when they're all going back to
the office and they're revisiting this place.
Like none of them really work there anymore, anything.
And then look.
The weird thing is, now I'm exactly where I want to be.
I got my dream job at Cornell.
And I'm still just thinking about my old pals, only now they're the ones I made here.
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left
them.
Oh, that's how I feel, bro.
That's how I feel.
But to be fair, I think in my life, though, I can say, I am blessed to be able to say,
I know these are the good old days, but I know.
So I do try to take every day with like,
like, you know what I mean?
Like the happy moments, because I know, like I,
I can say without a shadow of a doubt,
I think someday I will have many eras in my life,
like from here, hopefully if I'm blessed enough
to live that long, and like,
I think that for the rest of my life,
this will be the best era of my life.
I don't think I would, if I could,
If I could relive my life, like every,
I could change anything about my life.
Obviously, I'd like it and die tomorrow and be reborn
and do it all over again.
I think every single time I would want to live this
in my life again.
It's been the best year of my life.
I don't think I could ever take it back.
I wouldn't do anything differently in my life if I could
because I feel like anything differently in my life,
if I did it differently, it would change who I am today.
And I don't want to change who I am today
because I'm, I have the best life, you know?
I'm blessed with the best life.
And I have the best everything and everything like that.
And if you're saying good for you, there will come a day.
Trust me.
Not every day that I've had in my life
has been sunshine and rainbows.
I've had some really shit times in my life.
Like, oh my god.
If you're a real knower, you know.
I've had some dark areas in my life.
But you know what I mean?
I just held on and it got a lot better.
And I think it can for you too, trust.
It can.
But this scene, bro, oh my god.
out and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they're the ones I made here.
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
Oh, so real. I think about this scene all the time, bro. What a good watch. That's great references,
ladies and gentlemen. That is such a good reference. Oh my god. It hits the spot.
What's the other one that's really sad? Isn't it Michael Scott when he leaves?
And don't say no spoilers. The show's been out for years. Watch the fucking show.
Literally watch the show. It's been out for years. Go fuck yourself. If you haven't watched it, okay?
It's, uh, this one. Oh my god, is what he's saying goodbye?
I
So I mean to tell you I want to take you out for lunch for your last day. Oh
We think tomorrow lunch, you know me, okay
Yeah, I'll eat tomorrow
You leave me no, bro, baby
Wow, that's it. I'm just
What a lot of cats right here 101. Why am I so sad?
Am I doing the wrong thing?
Absolutely not.
That's so sad.
Let's just let some time last.
Goodbye, you're a bitch.
T-shirt, again. Goodbye, stink.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
So...
James, help her.
You started with this company?
I didn't find you, man.
Yeah, I think we should do.
No, you know what scene I just watched yesterday?
Or not yesterday, it was three days ago.
I'm watching How I Met Your Mother.
And I'm watching the scene where Ted is in.
I'm not going to spoil anything, so I don't want to say
if you haven't seen it, but no spoilers.
Yeah, I know, here we go, Nisboa is.
But I'm watching the scene where his,
like there's a scene where he's in a bar
and basically it goes over life being kind of different
and you expect to go through certain things in your life
and the next thing you know, you open your eyes
and then one day all your friends are busy.
Like they're not there anymore
and they all have lives and people have families.
Go WA lesbian in the chat with a five gifted.
W a lesbian with the five gifted subs w a lesbian
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Think he's one of the five. I appreciate it. Um
But but yes, I uh, I I was watching that and then I so I've seen her
Oh my god, it's a life is so sad. Why is it so sad?
All right, uh, let's get in one good react. Shall we even the five man?
I appreciate that so much
There is a new UD video that dropped, and I do need to get a react-up, so my ECR is foaming at the mouth for upload.
ECR, I got you. So we do gotta, we do gotta get a UD in.
And then, and then,
we are doing, they literally have a Mungustac lobby after this, and then we have Dark Souls after that.
So it'll be a good day.
Hey, Alicia, nice to finally meet you.
Today we're helping Alicia test her boyfriend Daniel's loyalty.
Everybody's already here, like I said, the cameras are already rolling.
You think he suspects that you're here?
No.
We came up with a plan to get Dan into this house so that our decoy Haley could flirt with him and see if you were ch-
Gigi.
Gigi.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie!
Holy guacamole!
She is so epic!
Gigi, what are your boundaries with the first?
I don't have any boundaries. As far as he wants to go, I just don't want anybody to ever look at this and do like, oh, shield or reactor, that wasn't even that bad.
Like no, I want it to if it's gonna be that bad. I want to see it
So you're okay with physical touch maybe a kid. I hope not. It's gonna be really hard to see if that does happen
But I mean I'll test him off see like hover you're comfortable. You know, I don't want to make you uncomfortable
This one's got the potential to get crazy
Security in case this man failed. We think you would really act like that even if with all the cameras
He has a temper on him. So I've seen him pop off
Oh
Hold on, wait, it's about to get messy, bitch!
Oh, hold on, wait, it's about to get messy.
Obviously, obviously, I need to put it this way,
I don't want anyone to get cheated on.
In real life.
But in this video, I'm so sorry.
I need to see some cheating, I want to see some drama,
and I want people to learn from their mistakes.
Can I get a read tweet?
Can I get a read tweet?
Can I get a read tweet?
If you fail, you can drag it outside.
Hopefully this man doesn't fail.
Hopefully we hide security for no reason.
We'll see, I guess, only time one time.
I mean, I really am wishing for the best and hoping that he does me right, but I don't have the highest expectation.
Little wardrobe, she's wearing a white mini skirt and a pink jacket.
And I'm surprised I can even tell you what the colors of them were.
If you want to put your boyfriend to the test, you said that he's been acting a little bit differently or something.
I just have just realized that I'm not getting as much communication from him.
And from the beginning of the relationship, he was showing so much more effort.
and like lately just seems like that's kind of almost stopped and he's been
more distant kind of just being a little bit more shorter it seems like he's
just busy more and more. He's like dry? Yeah it's been getting dry. I feel like
there's still like some type of elephant in the room sometimes. Can I say gorgeous girl?
Gorgeous by the way absolutely beautiful stunning gorgeous woman.
Does not deserve to get cheated on. Beautiful gorgeous literally looks
like wifey material she is like. I can just kind of feel that and like
like women's intuition, if you feel like something's going on.
Like she's a white devout, doesn't have a more of a newer thing to do, and then changing
his password all the time too.
So it's like, even if I wanted to go through, which I don't want to, but if I wanted to,
it's...
You're ugly.
Your mother, your sister, your dog, your cat, your grandma, bitch, your fucking great-grandma
is chopped to shit, okay?
You're a great, great, great-grandma.
Your first born in your lineage is chopped to shit, okay?
Your baby will be so fucking ugly,
the nurse is gonna laugh when it's born.
That's how fucking chopped you are.
Your grandchild is gonna be so fucking ugly
that they're gonna look at you and be like,
grandpa, why?
That's how fucking chopped you are.
Why bully me?
Are you fucking serious?
I'm five, don't bully me.
And say goodbye to your account, bitch.
Get baited, say goodbye.
You can't say I'm five.
That's how your account goes goodbye.
Sigh and awe.
Like, you're acting really suspicious.
Have you ever caught him like something?
I've wiped over his shoulder and I've seen a girl
that he's messaging and he'll just tell me,
like, oh, it's for work.
Oh, those are my clients, babe.
That's like always the thing I get.
My clients, it's work.
And so I always give a quote,
told them just some crazy Latina doesn't trust him.
It's like, oh, it's from your past relationships.
You don't trust me.
That's right.
So he thinks you're talking to the guys
or does he ever hit you with that?
I mean, occasionally he'll like, you know,
just try to like say things and I feel like
He's just was a call to reflect.
Yeah, that's him.
He called me ugly first.
Like, that's not fair.
He called me ugly first, bitch.
What the fuck?
I was like, you can look at my phone whenever you want,
like, openly.
On top of all of those suspicions,
Lisa feels like Danny might be cheating on the job.
You mentioned that he's a car detailer,
and you mentioned something about him following a girl
whose car he cleaned or something.
Yeah, I noticed that he was following,
he started following one of his clients.
And then I saw it pop up because she had reposted him.
And so I was just, and then I saw that he had like also
a few of her pictures too.
It's just like, that's supposed to be your client.
Like, why are you, what he likes.
He's like, why do you even have her on Instagram?
And I get like that she posts him,
but so like you're on her and now you're interacting
with her page, it's just a little suspicious.
That's what I was gonna say.
I get the reposting because the only thing
that you can show is to see it show it.
Oh, he's for the streets.
And to the streets, he shall return.
I'm seeing cheating today, I'm not the one.
Yeah, it's like photos of her.
Oh, yeah.
You think something happened there between them or?
I suspect something.
If not, maybe he even tried to do something.
I'm not sure if they actually went through with it or not.
Do you know if he's still watching her car?
Yeah, he probably is, but yeah.
Potentially, yeah.
Alicia only knows of one instance where this happens.
But today, Haley's going to help her see if it happens again.
Just act like a regular customer and just book two cars again.
OK.
And you got your nose on the phone?
Yeah, clear point.
A week prior, we gave Daniel a call to book an appointment.
Hi, is this um
She's so bad
I was just calling um because I found you online and I was wondering if you had any time to do two cars for me
Okay
Uh, what kind of cars are they?
A Porsche Panamera and then the other one a Tesla Model 3. All right. I was thinking maybe like a wax
I just wanted to see how much a regular wash would be first. Okay. All right. Uh, no
No, no pets. Okay. Okay
Interior, exterior, watch for both cars.
In the end, we booked the end of Come Watch the Cars.
We did change the address on them, because where we originally wanted a film wasn't available,
but this one was only 12 minutes away.
So that's anything to call right there that your boyfriend's coming over to watch.
The fact that she like has to do all of it...
This is not a good thing.
Get the fucking Sapphire out of your name when you say that.
I understand her, because she's trying to understand me.
Get it out of your name when you say that stuff.
He's trying to figure it out.
Oh my god.
No, no, we're not doing that.
No.
You think he's going to cheat though?
I mean, I don't know.
No.
I have no idea.
He seemed very professional on the phone call, so to be honest, I don't think so, but
I don't know.
Even if he has talks about like going on a date or just like kind of, and even though
outside of like the conversation.
That's all right.
I'll repeat that for you.
Even if it doesn't go through with the whole thing?
Yeah, because we have the intention, you know, I think that I would hope that he would
at least like mention me in the conversation.
For this girl, I'm gorgeous.
Yeah, my girlfriend, this or something.
So I kind of like put a stamp that he's not available.
He should never keep, bro.
I'm going to have to take these hoops off.
Oh.
Guys, hopefully.
How would you react if he fails?
I'm going to have to take these hoops off.
Hold on.
So wait.
They got security for him.
I'm not going to lie.
She might throw some haymakers.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait.
I don't want.
The way that she said that, she might throw some haymakers.
You know what I mean?
She's a little tubby.
See, you're too comfortable on this app,
judging other people's bodies and saying stuff.
When I know you're fat fucking fingered,
chic and grease covered, dirty, musty room,
have an ass, cannot be talking about tubby.
This girl is gorgeous.
This girl is fucking gorgeous.
Guys, hopefully we don't make that point
because we're going to make an accident
because the truth is, accidents don't come with a warrant.
They have no meaning to suspect them.
And when they do, a lot of people
in the trustee process are in the process
in going up against insurance companies themselves.
Just like there's reasons for an anti-strict warrant or no right to serve the car or vehicle.
And that is what we're going to begin to do, right?
Yes, maybe you want to add the wax of the additional charge.
Yeah, I'm still debating on the wax. Do you have any availability this weekend?
Let me check for you here.
We booked Daniel to come at 3pm today. Unfortunately though, he was writing behind schedule, really
behind. You told him that he should still come and everything?
Yeah, uh-oh. I'm sensing something bad. Do you know why? In the beginning of this video,
she had on a completely different outfit.
And what I'm thinking is going to happen
is he's gonna come back a second time for a date
and she will be wearing the other outfit.
That is my prediction.
I, oh, this is gonna get messy.
I mean, these things happened, right?
I think it's gonna get messy.
Because he began offering to reschedule.
His concern was losing daylight.
Tell him, hey, like, if we can't get to my roommate's car,
that's fine, but that you still want to hear it all.
Okay, yeah, like, still my car.
Yeah, Hailey stick to texting.
This way, I felt like she'd be able to sound more firm.
Regardless though, this was threatening our plan.
Even though we booked Daniel to wash two cars, we only really ever wanted him to wash one.
You see, Elaine was pretending to be Haley's roommate and the owner of the second car.
Earlier this morning, Haley texted Daniel that Elaine would be out running errands at the time that he was supposed to come.
Well, she would be back by the time he was done washing the first car.
In reality though, Elaine would ironically be running late.
The plan was for her to arrive 10 to 15 minutes after Daniel was done washing Haley's car to give Haley enough time to make her move.
Oh wait!
Did he respond?
So, yeah, he did.
So, is she gonna change?
I'm so, I'm so curious.
This was payback for switching the location on him.
I'm sure it wasn't, but Daniel told Haley that he was going to have to reschedule the
second car and likely rush her car.
But if she was okay with that, he'd still come.
So it was either rescheduling both cars and sticking to the original plan or still running
this thing.
I don't want to reschedule because I think he already set everything up all the time.
In the end, we helped Haley construct a decently stern message.
The goal was to not get him aflame and still come.
Haley told him that she understood the circumstances but still needed a wash, even if it was a
basic one.
getting dark she was fine with a quick wash on the outside and a quick wipe
down on the inside. No more crazy detail but she would still pay full price.
Are you playing a mother's thing? Yeah. Hopefully he does come be your...
Honestly it's not even that late though it's just daylight savings time.
But the little of our original plan was to give Haley some time to get
Daniel out of work mode before hitting on him. At least we got him here though
but hopefully we didn't piss him off too much because we might have just made
Haley's job even more tough. You guys feeling relieved that you guys might not
have to kick him out if he fails? I'm not gonna lie even if he's mad at the car
He's folding I just don't I don't have saving him at all. I'm sorry. Say goodbye
At the end of the day this guy still might feel even when in work, but hopefully he doesn't but it's possible
This is him guys, I think this is him. This is him after waiting for some time. Daniel had finally alive
But oh, yes
Thank you, thank you, and LBRD. Thank you so much for the sub as well
Haley heads outside to greet Danny. She changed into gym clothes to make it seem like she was working out
You see our original plan was very workout based in case Haley accidentally fell back into it or even just wanted to borrow elements of it
We didn't bother having her change. Oh, there he is getting at the car. Here we go. Here we go. Hi. You must be Daniel
How are you? Hey, nice to meet you. It's okay. Yeah
I mean, it's fine.
This is my car.
Danny sounds tired.
He sounds like he's had a long day.
I think I'm going to take some stuff out just so it's a little bit easier.
No, but what if he passes and he's just had a long day and he just wants to go home and then a camera crew comes out and his wife is like, or his girlfriend's like, surprise.
You got, dude, you don't have this idea about how long I stay and then you got a little detested.
He'd be so mad.
Do you mean?
No, if he passes.
If he doesn't pass?
This was part of our original plan Haley asked stand to hold some things and then calls him over so that he could help her carry a
Big Jim back as we had hoped he was down to help. He's so respectful. He's being helpful
Green flag or red flag now originally we made that bag really heavy because Haley was supposed to ask stand up for his help and taking it inside
We were hoping he would say yes so that Haley could start suddenly flirting for example by complimenting his muscles
But because Daniel's biggest concern was
That idea and made the bag lighter. Oh
It's just like, good.
Oh, no, you got flirted with by a beautiful woman.
The horror.
Then I'm here.
Y'all are so easy.
I was just finishing up my work on and stuff.
Y'all are so easy.
And then I'll be right back out if we need anything.
Yeah, just let me know.
I'll be inside.
Yeah?
Oh, we got the key?
Yeah, actually, I got here.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're welcome.
Yeah, thank you so much.
You're going to make your way into the control room
as Danny prepares for the car wash.
So overall, he looks chill in person.
Is he cool?
Honestly, I think he was pretty professional.
He seemed like pretty straightforward.
Was he making eye contact?
Like nothing like, I'd say flirty.
I mean like, girl, you better hope he's making eye contact.
If he's looking anywhere else,
it's slightly lower than her eyes.
So yes, you better hope that he's making eye contact
and being professional.
He, because otherwise he might be looking
at other places, girl.
Like, what?
Yes, he should be making eye contact.
No?
I don't hear anything.
He sees a lot of cars, though.
True.
Daniel begins working on the car
with quite a bit of daylight still left.
Sometimes they actually come with lights and stuff.
Really?
The guy that I use, he brings like a long band and he connects the generator and put the light on and he can keep working on it.
No, he actually cleaned the car? Oh my god.
Imagine he passes and then he finds out it's a loyalty test. It wasn't even a real job.
Holy shit. And he's had a long day.
It's quite impressive how he got everything in the car. Like usually they have vans and stuff.
Right, yeah.
Got a good head on his shoulders. He's gonna go far. Hopefully he doesn't cheat anymore.
The last thing we want is for him to cheat, get mad, and security have to intervene.
I don't know what size I'm on.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I'm worried.
I'll help you guys out if you want.
To me, what's crazy is Alicia suggested
that we get security.
You get security?
That's the thing.
He has a temper on him.
So I've seen him pop off.
If she's suggesting that?
Well, so if I start to be upset and I catch him doing
something, it's going to escalate it.
And then he does not do really well with confrontation
or being put on blast.
So you think he's going to go off because you go off
or he would just go off in general even if you didn't go off?
I think he's going to go off if he's not going off.
Is he normally like a mad person if you guys fight and stuff?
Yeah, he's definitely raised his voice at me before,
and I've seen him get into arguments with other people.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, so.
Is he un-visible?
Like, hopefully not with you, but I mean, it's in him.
No, no, not with me, but yeah, he's definitely gone in some fights before.
Oh, really?
He's really aggressive.
I wouldn't say he's an aggressive person by nature, but I think he's in a certain situation.
See, the fact that he's in a certain situation makes me think it is a little more.
Because you know how sometimes you'll cushion it because it's your partner?
Well, people will do that.
Like I think that she's like cushioning it a little bit
because it's her partner, but he has a temper.
And I think she doesn't want to outright put him
on blast like that, but I think he has a temper
and she is very, trying to nicely put it
that he will do something.
And he might act out.
You think he's going to fit in now, maybe?
With all the cameras around?
Potentially.
I think he would definitely like try to like raise his voice
and puff his chest.
You like that though?
I mean.
Oh, she, yeah, she's awesome.
Okay.
Because he likes the device.
I genuinely don't know if he's gonna react really bad.
He's barely gonna have time to finish yours.
Okay, he's almost at the interior. Almost there, almost there.
We were waiting for a minute, so we didn't want to send Haley in until he got to 18.
He's literally doing the whole job!
It's just like a hour, hour and a half.
Yeah, you do that in my house.
Like, detail?
No, just like this.
Just like a watch.
Why is Ron face-tie-ing me?
Ew.
Hey, Senna, quick question.
Right now we have to see XQC, Klicks, Rug, Agent, and a few others.
We're wondering if you're wanting to be a part of this new deal that I have.
I'm basically looking for investors right now.
We have a seed pool about like 16% left over in the company.
I'm wondering if you got or not, you guys, excuse me, but you as an individual
willing to give $1 million for 0.002% of the company.
I mean, like so obviously I have a million dollars to give, obviously.
But like what is the company?
That's a car rental business service.
Basically, we're looking to rent out cars.
It should be where our valuation is going to be probably over a billion dollars in the next 10 years is our goal.
I mean, you already owe me your course.
I don't really need to invest in your car rental because like, here's the thing.
I can just drive your course is the car rental for what I'm driving your course so you can get like a Honda or something.
I can just rent you a Honda.
Excuse me, ma'am, the car rental business is for others that are willing to put in money.
And again, this is a great offer for you a million dollars for point zero two percent.
This is something that you're not going to see very often.
And I don't know if you're not going to see
because it's a good deal,
or if it's just something that people just don't give out
early, but 0.2% is a lot.
Right.
Just double check really fast.
My stream isn't, or my face isn't pulled up
on your stream, right?
No, no, no, no.
So if I was though, I'd hang up,
but wouldn't leak my number?
No, no, no, no.
Okay, good.
Fuck you.
Like, what do we even, you know what I mean?
Like, what do we even, and Ron, here's the thing,
Like I'm not investing in a company.
I'm already going to get to drive your Porsche.
You know, like I, and I will be driving it.
I will be, no, I think, I think he doesn't understand.
I will be driving that Porsche.
He's leaking.
You know what's crazy?
Ron, if anybody, he'd be the only person in the world
that's allowed to leave my number
because he, I've leaked his before by accident.
And I felt really, really bad.
So if anybody in the world that's allowed to leak it,
It is literally wrong.
It's like a regular one.
Despite Haley telling him that she was fine
with just a quick wash and a wipe down,
he was taking his time.
I mean, you can tell with no detail.
So maybe he was just tired and moving slow.
Looks clean though.
There's an noticeable difference, right?
We're all right, so notice full difference.
He's getting to the interior.
Like even if he fails and doesn't get his card, you know?
Daniel finally gets to the interior.
By this time, he maybe had about 20 minutes of daylight.
Give her a take, maybe a little more.
Hello?
Hey, we are gonna send Haley back out right now.
Not yet.
So I'm still telling Haley, like,
oh, sorry for being late this time.
To keep things realistic and simple,
The layman was playing scene role, except instead of coming in 10 minutes after Danny
was done, we had her come in now.
Hi.
How's it going?
I didn't even take it.
It was on Dan, yeah.
Just a little water.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, you've been working hard, so.
Yeah, I think my roommate's here.
I'm going to go check in the front and see.
Hey, we're next to the front to retrieve her quote unquote roommate.
There really was no purpose for this anymore, other than just trying to maintain the realism
of the scenario that Haley told Danny.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
of the scenario that Haley told Danny.
Hi, how are you?
I'm good, I was gonna ask.
You don't think there's any way, like, getting my car in front
to, like, finish with the other car, no?
There's no... Okay, if I was him, that would actually piss me off.
What do you mean? It's literally getting dark outside.
No, I'm in your fucking car at night.
Like, that would actually mean... This, now they're ruining the scenario.
They're ruining it.
More work.
More work?
See what times I have available.
That way I can do better jobs tomorrow.
Okay, cool. Let's check it back to finishing as we don't take up too much time.
But thank you.
Damn. Daniel's statement was low key kind of crazy right there.
Was he half of the bidding that he wasn't doing a good job on Haley's car?
I mean, in his defense though, this was communicated.
With everyone now in the control room, all we had to do was wait for Daniel.
I feel like that's not bad comms on his part.
He's literally telling you it's gonna look less good because it's at night and I can't see.
I feel like I feel like as she still said I don't care do my car. It's not on him
Can you start the video again my girlfriend just got here so you mean to tell me you want me to
Go all the way back
So when they were doing the shots of the girl in the mini skirt
By the way girlfriend who's sitting in front of the TV
There was a girl in the big of a beginning of the screen in a mini skirt a
a tiny little white miniskirt and a small pink jacket.
And best believe your man was typing W's in the chat
when she came up.
I'm snitching.
When he was done, Haley was originally
going to ask for his help and bring it inside.
Once inside, she was removed.
Sorry.
Well, that was when he had a resistance to come out.
I'm not your friend.
I'm the girlie.
You can try this inside with the whole weight vest.
I play for the girlie.
You're going to feel him out.
We were considering delaying payment or something,
but at the same time, that might just stand you on.
Especially after a long due work.
I mean, you did say that he followed
one of his clients on IG, started live-in her photos.
Maybe ask for his IG, we see if he follows you,
then you can start DMing him or something.
Are you okay with that?
Yeah, he has two different IGs.
He has a personal business.
And business?
He has a privacy field to be his personal.
Since Hayley already has his number,
she was supposed to invite him out or make a move today.
She can still do so.
But alternatively, she could get his IG
and we take things into a day too.
Okay, he just needs to text right now.
Is he texting you?
Yeah, he just needs to text.
Girl, this M made me so mad yesterday.
Just let it, just feel it.
Girl.
Girl.
If Daniel passes, we gotta find out if he makes me mad.
not because he caught on thank you so much it looks so nice so hold on here
thank you so much you'd like to see the inside it looks so nice is she doing
the I'm gonna bend over there yeah she's not I'm gonna give it to her she's not
applying pressure and the video is only 10 more minutes I think he doesn't
cheat. Yeah, I love it so far, though. It's okay, it looks brand new. Tomorrow in the morning,
you can be sure to see the work. I love it. I think it's so chat. By the way, if you're
seeing in chat, you know, it's funny. Jack of us, who you see in chat, my friend, he's,
he's literally supposed to do the jump King marathon. Remember, I told you that. Tell me why
Jack got laryngitis right before his jumping marathon and went to the doctor and they said,
and you can't talk for days.
So he literally can't do his marathon
because he got diagnosed laryngitis
and they said, we can't help you.
You just have to shut up basically and not talk.
Yeah, yeah.
So talk about an L body.
And you know what's even worse?
Is multiple times he has almost just decided
to do the marathon because he wants to do it so badly
And literally cannot.
And so he has to sit at home right now in silence.
And actually, son, his body said, shut up.
Yes, I know.
But that means a Jump King marathon will be fired, Jack.
It better be fired.
OK?
This is such a good job.
Yeah, how long have you been doing this for?
It's been doing it for a while now.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You know, I was trying to do it on an extended, a little
bit more.
Mm-hmm.
You know, trying to get bigger.
Little by little.
You'll do good.
Yeah, of course, yeah.
You should have been here.
I know there's lots of pictures.
Oh, oh.
Mm-hmm.
Do you, have you always lived out here in LA?
Yes, yes, I have.
I've been here all my life, I think so.
Oh, really?
Oh, it's nice.
I actually just moved like two months ago.
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah, I moved from Florida.
Wow.
That's where you live?
Yeah, I'm from there.
It's like normal combo.
Yeah.
Still finding, figuring some stuff out, you know, seeing everything.
Oh, the weather out there.
It's so much nicer than here.
How's the weather out there?
How's the weather out there?
You know you didn't give a fuck about that weather out there.
You know damn well.
He's doing weather res.
You know you did not care about the weather.
Okay, over there.
You know you didn't care.
The weather's way nicer.
Double weather question.
Over there's just triple weather.
He here with a three peat of a weather question.
Say goodbye.
A little bit humiliating.
So like what spot do you recommend out here?
It's been very nice.
Say goodbye.
A conversation about friendly.
Three weather questions.
This was an excellent.
Oh, hell no bro.
He's moving like the local news weatherman.
Oh my God.
I never seen a man ask three weather questions in a row.
Three peats.
Back to back to back.
He went a B3B.
Happened today.
I thought he went a B3B.
He went a B3B.
I think we definitely over thought this maybe he was just happy to finally be a fork
Maybe he likes
Honestly, I'm like I like all types of food. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I like sushi. Okay
The plenium's response. Yeah
Nice, I have to check out a lot of things. What do you like to eat?
Now is now is this your job to figure out what she likes to eat is it your job to figure
out if the weather is nice in her hometown is that your job no you were in a rush to
go home because it was dark outside guess what you gotta do is skedaddle scram get
your ass home. I'm not gonna lie. This, it might become a body. It's looking like it
might be a body in the next 30 seconds. To be honest, but I really like LA so far.
Oh, it's huge. Yeah. A lot of things out there that you can say hang out with my girlfriend.
Explore and try new things. Like what do you think? Dick. Yeah, we definitely over thought
We should have just told Taylor to be aggressive and make a move was it customer service or was he going?
Yeah, I'm so exploring a little bit so
What are you thinking of doing when you um leave here?
Hmm you're gonna go home and rest
Well, not go home to your girlfriend, you know, mirrors, nothing, just go home and rest.
And wake up with good energy.
Wow.
That's good information.
I'm glad that your client knows that you're going to wake up with good energy tomorrow.
That's good info.
Tired, huh?
It's the time to get home.
It's very tiring.
For sure.
So, after this time, for sure going to go home.
Long hours, I guess, right?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Did you hear that?
He's lowering his voice.
Oh my god, GG.
Long hours, I guess.
Say goodbye, say goodbye.
Yeah, I was gonna say, is it worth it?
It's worth it, and yeah.
So you said you're pretending I'm building a team
like you want to grow and stuff with this business?
Yes.
Do you like doing anything else?
Like I'm a fighter?
Like what do you do for fun?
Yeah, I just, you know, like
I have some, you know, restaurants like that
but I just don't have time.
There's no way there's only seven of us in the video.
What happens between now and then?
I wouldn't dare.
She's just flirting with him right there.
You're a hardworking man.
But yeah, I'm just looking for friends out here right now.
Oh, really?
Yeah, since, you know, trying to figure everything out.
OK, OK, OK.
See what there is, what it has to offer.
Yeah, it has to offer a lot of things, for sure.
Mm-hmm.
A lot of things.
Yeah, maybe sometime you could take me around.
I don't really know much people yet, so that'd be nice.
OK, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, yeah, that's like 10 bodies say goodbye
Say goodbye like it is it is what it is, you know like listen once a hoe always a hoe and to the streets
You shall return okay from the streets you came to the streets. You shall return
It is what it is
I don't know what to tell you but he is cooked beyond belief
He is cook because what do you mean? Yeah for sure like he oh my god
He folded under zero pressure zero pressure by the way zero
They didn't even go inside. She didn't even change into the other outfit
Didn't even change. She's literally wearing the same gym outfit and she's just talking to him outside in the car zero pressure
Holy moly, is that a bail?
He's in a slut!
I'm sorry, I don't want a slut, James.
But he is a slut!
Round.
Yeah, um, you have Instagram?
Like, uh, you do?
On top of that, Haley fags the IG?
Damn!
It could be the business one, though.
It could be the business one.
I'm sorry, mine up.
Is this like your business, Instagram?
Yes, this is my business.
Yes.
Oh!
Okay, I mean, I'll follow and support,
and so forth, but do you mind if I have your personal Instagram too?
Yeah, I mean, yes.
Let me see.
Now I'm getting mixed signals. This thing keeps going back and forth.
He actually seems very excited to give out the personal IG.
He agreed to take her around. It's done.
The first thing out of your mouth should have been you are in a relationship.
It's not back and forth. It's over. It's been over.
We watched the other video and you were being messy.
Be messy in this one.
It's over I mean, let me see
What a slide okay, if true that's gotta be a green flag, right?
Mm-hmm. Okay, if true that's gotta be a green flag, right? No, I don't I don't think it's a green flag
I think he's he knows that there's a possibility his girlfriend will find out so he thinks the business one is smarter because then it's being used
It's being used differently somebody just called him the slut of doom. That is an insane name
Getting this lot of doom title got to be top five. I'm not gonna lie. I've got a
Yeah, thank you so much actually. Oh, let me thank you the payment to
Do you take Apple pay? Yeah, I'll take Apple pay. He's ill. Okay. I'm gonna Apple pay you right now to your number
Yeah, let me send it right over. Daniel's chatting a lot longer than I thought he would but the only thing keeping him here is that payment
So once he'll be pays him she's either done or she's gonna try something more. Yeah
Yeah, you're welcome. Nice to meet you again.
Shake hands.
Okay.
Damn, Haley decides not to try anything.
It's not her fault, though.
We didn't tell him not to push it.
Who knows if he would have failed us?
But that's the whole point.
We're trying to find out.
You're not gonna be able to see.
I'm so cold.
I'm like, let me cut it out already.
I'm like...
Why did you try to think?
I feel like you had something there.
Honestly, I wanted to see if he would, like, try something first.
You know what's good?
He seemed to be like...
It was only four minutes.
There's no way it ends.
You also do.
mentioned me at all.
That's very true.
He was like, that could have been a time for him to be like,
oh, I can get girlfriends.
Yeah, he asked him.
So he just seems really available in that conversation,
which I don't f*** with at all.
You did say you caught him off guard
when he gave you the purse.
He could have mentioned me.
I usually don't because I have a girlfriend out of respect.
I'll just open my business once I'm done.
He let that door open.
The door was open, for sure.
Despite all of our setbacks, I felt
like we could have finished this test today.
I think we overthought things and should have just
told Taylor to be more aggressive and solidify
the passerfield tonight.
Is that a fail?
That's a fail.
That's a fail.
That's a fail.
That's a fail.
What?
It's a fail.
That's a fail.
There's no way there are doing it.
When the last UDY video I watched,
UDY was instigating, took to hell
over little things that were nothing.
What the fuck?
This is a fail.
This is a fail.
This is a gas lighting room.
This is a fail.
What?
I'm sorry.
Like that was, that was what?
You don't think this is a fail?
How is that a fail?
What?
It's not, it's not a fail.
No, not yet.
Really?
I don't know.
I think when she said, to me,
the reason why I think it's a fail is because like,
when she said, when she said,
oh, maybe you can take me out sometime and show me around.
And he said, yeah, sure, I would do that.
That to me is, that's over the line.
You know what I mean?
That should have been where you said, like, hey,
this is like business or yeah,
you can call me and your girlfriend, me and my girlfriend.
Like that's so easy.
It's not hard to say that.
The fact that he didn't say that, he's a red flag to me.
Although he can't be me in like standoffers.
You know what I mean?
Like I'm gonna say, that's a really big employee.
I didn't want to lose her as a client, like he was just trying to be nice.
That's why we think we need Sony to say too.
Maybe we can get him back here for another reason.
There's no way, it's gotta end. It's gotta end.
Hello.
Yeah, I had a question.
I wanted to see if you had any photos of the Porsche that you can send me.
Okay.
What?
Just for the video, it's an idea that I got.
Okay, let me send some to you if they're not good enough, I can take some tomorrow.
I told Hailey to text Daniel in the morning.
Tell him you woke up to watermarks on your car.
I will send voice memo right now explaining the idea.
Hailey sent the text.
So you mean to tell me the way that they're going to try to bait him back is by saying he did a bad job in the car?
This is horrible plot.
In the morning, and Daniel eventually replies.
As we hoped, he ended up asking for photos of the car.
Terrible!
Basically the whole goal was to get him asked for a photo.
I'm going to text you right now the text that you should send him once he asks.
Hailey told him that she'll send him one later.
More importantly, she began playfully guilt-tripping him.
I can guarantee you, I would never leave the car the way I think you're describing.
She'll send him one later.
More importantly, she began playfully guilt-tripping him.
Keyword, playfully.
Now that we have Dana's attention, the plan was to meet up with Haley so that she could
send him.
Why would they even do this though if they know he has a temper?
Like what?
I know you said you were working, but you think you could make it out here?
not for sure today. Um, I mean, you guys can go ahead and call them and just keep me posted.
Unfortunately, Alisa couldn't make it out, but once we met up, Hailey finally texted
Deanie with a photo that moved us in. We were doing all of this so that-
Let me just keep me posted.
Unfortunately, Alisa couldn't make it.
She is so epic.
Oh my god.
Now, but once we met up, Hailey finally texted Deanie with a photo that moved us in me.
We were doing all of this so that we could set up a day two without Daniel being in work mode
He eventually texted Haley as we were grabbing lunch after some more playful build trips. She eventually gave him a call
Hi, I just wanted to call you since we've been message. I think it's a little easier this way
Yeah, I know you can look at the pictures that you sent me here. Could have been the sprinklers or...
It's okay, I think it was probably honestly, yeah, maybe sprinklers or like maybe drizzled in the morning or something.
Yeah.
I think it's okay, like you don't have to worry too much about it. I think I was just tripping.
I can go and fix it up for you sometime. Sometimes I just gotta look at my schedule.
It's okay.
Did you wanna, maybe I could like,
maybe you could make it up to me in different ways
since I haven't really like explored a layer or anything
that you could maybe show me something, like someplace.
Like I think the car is fine.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's okay, I mean, you don't have to, it's okay actually.
We could just like, you know,
like re-clean the cars.
Yeah?
No, I mean, yeah, I'll show you, huh?
Yeah, we could just, like, we could text about it.
And Gigi.
Regardless, I think I'm thinking of
re-cleaning my car sometimes.
200 bodies, else what for a guy.
Okay, okay, well thank you.
Thank you so much.
Damn, that was actually a mess.
He's a cheater!
I really wish Alyssa could have been here,
but we ended up sending her the recording.
This man carried the same down to go out
and show her around energy that he did the day prior.
Maybe sometime he could take me around.
I don't really know much people yet, so that'd be.
That's what I'm saying, Chet.
Like this line specifically,
him saying yeah to that was crazy,
because he didn't even acknowledge
that he had a girlfriend.
And in that line, that was like you,
like you should have just said,
hey, like yeah, me and my girl grew up.
It's so intentional that he never mentioned that
when she was clearly flirting.
That messaging came into nobody's surprise.
They agreed to hang out.
Unfortunately though, it was on a weekday.
Everybody's got to work on the weekdays, including Alicia.
What time do you think Haley should tell them?
So like, I'm gonna try to get there, probably,
or like, I'll probably just try to maybe see if they can...
I mean, we can actually have you in the pushback or something,
you know, like schedule some of the other stuff.
You need to not start doing cliffhangers,
I would dislike the video.
I just, definitely more towards like the evening.
I would dislike the video, and you cliffhanger.
No, nighttime is perfect, I think.
Like seven or eight, we kind of just more later.
Yeah, I want you to have to call out a bit too in trouble.
Despite Alicia making her best effort to come out,
unfortunately it wasn't looking good.
We asked Taylor if she could try to reschedule for the weekend.
but Daniel was busy this weekend after work.
So then we figured let's sort of group chat
and see what day and time works next week.
After some discussion in that chat,
Alyssa ended up personally texting me the following.
Ah, this sucks, this sucks, this sucks.
I think I've heard a lot and I think I've seen enough.
I don't think I would like to see it through.
I'm literally debating on breaking up with,
no, she backed out.
Discussion in that chat, Alyssa ended up personally.
I know you guys are trying to set up a day
and I appreciate you guys for helping me out.
I have a lot of my mind,
and I've got to tell me this is enough.
I really just, I'm sorry,
I was just telling everything.
See, you know what I think?
I think she also thought
it probably wasn't gonna get uploaded
if she canceled it, and now she knew.
But also, it got uploaded, so GG.
So not only is it getting uploaded,
he's gonna find out that it was recorded.
But also, but also,
hey, you went through with it.
I cannot believe she backed out.
Oh, this sucks. This sucks. This sucks.
Hello?
Also, what do you mean you're considering breaking up with him?
Hello?
Stand up.
Please.
Stand up.
That man literally just agreed to a date on phone with another girl.
Stand up.
Leave that slut.
So you think Haley said you stopped messaging him?
Or you don't want to keep it going anymore?
Yeah, I mean, at this point, he's kind of just made it clear to me that he's going to go through and do what he's going to do.
It's like he's lying, he's sneaking, he's texting another person.
It seems like he's really thinking like, oh, I'm going to get with this girl and I don't want to talk to him.
I don't want to deal with him.
You know, I just rather just be like, you know what, goodbye.
You don't even want to have a conversation with him face to face or get him in a moment of like, boom, caught you, you know, just getting everything off her chest.
I think it could be beneficial for you, but again, it's up to you.
Yeah, it's just having to, like, keep this going.
And I just, I'd rather just kind of just close the book.
All the scheduling issues and everything that we've all been having.
Yeah.
I just think that even if we're not allowed to sign, like, hey, just call it quits.
Yeah, like I said, we're not gonna, you know, we're not, we're not trying to force you to do
anything you don't want to do.
But if you change your minds from now until the weekend, just let us know, you know, and um.
Oh, he's guessing.
He's leaving the door open, he is messy.
The longer we take to public day 2, the longer Lisa had to pretend like she didn't know
what was going on.
That's tough.
I don't remember if I'm not wanting to do it anymore.
Even though Daniel hasn't done anything, he's made plans with another girl.
Personally, I think he would have gone blue with him.
A part of me wanted to be like, f**k it, we don't need a house or all this crazy camera
setup, let's just happily meet up with him whenever and wherever we can.
Even if it's in his car.
Lisa will go pick you up and let's go confront this man, even if it's 2 AM.
But at the same time, we couldn't overstep or force Lisa to do anything she didn't
want to.
a video that we should have finished on day one, but as long as Lisa got what she needed and some clarity is all that matter.
Holy shit.
I'm not a lie, Chad. I know a lot of you said it was mixed signals on the first day.
And listen, I don't want it to be like,
listen, I do feel like I understand why people say like it's up for debate whether or not he
he passed or not, but I think he, I think he failed.
I think he failed.
To be honest with you, I think he failed day one.
Cause like I said, even though he didn't physically cheat,
I think it is very telling.
Like if I'm with someone, like a partner
and there's a girl that's flirting with them
and they say something like,
oh, maybe sometime I can take you out.
And you're like, yeah, no, maybe.
Like I feel like that even in a business setting
is just not appropriate.
It's not appropriate.
And she can't not pay him.
And that's like whatever.
No, she's still to pay him.
You know what I mean?
So I feel like that leaving that door open
is even a problem.
Even if he didn't physically cheat, that to me,
it's like, if you even leave that door cracked,
like that where you're like, oh, and you're saying like,
yeah, maybe I'd love to take you out.
But then you're like, oh, I'm just not gonna follow through
with it.
I still think that's not, you know what I mean?
Like that's not, I don't know, that's not good vibes.
And also, again, like I said, he did, I mean,
then after that he said it again twice and then he did this.
In a business setting, that's too much.
I mean, the other thing is like,
I've had people for it with me when I worked in normal jobs,
I rate creating it for the sub.
And when that happened to me, I was like, oh no,
you know what I mean?
I'm good.
I was in a relationship and I was like, yeah, no, I'm good.
Didn't matter that I was in a business setting, I said no.
I feel like it's not that hard to be like, oh, no, thank you.
Like I have a partner.
You know what I mean?
And then move on.
Like it's really not that hard.
Uh, and, and people that, that, that leave that door open.
I feel like that's bad looks.
You know what I mean?
That's super bad looks.
So upset.
She ended this as early.
We did deserve another video.
Oh my God.
She isn't going to leave this dude.
That's why she cut it off early wasted.
I'm not going to lie.
I think she's not going to leave him.
I think she isn't going to leave him.
Does the fact that she even said I'm considering breaking up with him red flag to me? What do you mean considering?
He is a slut
What do you mean considering that is a slut?
Okay, and listen, I'm all for
I'm all against slut shaming
Unless you're a bad slut and that guy is a slut of doom. Okay. He is a slut of doom kick him to the curb
Goodbye, be gone, slut of doom, goodbye, be gone, he's a slut of doom, no thank you, we
don't need it, you know what I mean, we do not need it here.
What are the good sluts?
People who are single, who want to do whatever they want, I don't judge them, you know what
I mean?
If you're single and you want to have one nice hand and you go live your life, then who
cares, you know what I mean?
Go slut it up, it's nobody else's business but your own.
But if you're in a relationship and you're doing it, that's bad news bears.
You know what I mean?
That's bad news bears.
That's fairs.
If you're a single and you are not affecting anybody else but yourself and you want to
go live that life, you can go live that life.
That doesn't affect me in any way, so why would I ever judge you for that?
You know what I mean?
Why would I ever judge you for that?
But if you're, you know, now if you're in a relationship and you're doing that, mm-hmm,
gee.
All right.
Yeah, I think we have among us, literally now.
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Okay, well, I guess now I'm going to stay super fucking far away from Emmy.
Emmy is not allowed to go anywhere near me.
Thank you to my wonderful bank for texting me to let me know that my DoorDash order was
declined. That is awesome. That is so awesome. Love that text. That's my favorite type of text.
That's my favorite type, of course. No, don't think of it as sub-branded. Think of it as sub-I
appreciate it. Highbyte said, you want to play Among Us? Highbyte, wait, did Jinxie not tell you?
He already asked me. I was just waiting on them. He said it was 6 p.m. Eastern.
He already asked. We're all in a group chat.
It's starting soon? Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, he already asked me.
I have the, what's it called?
Oh my God, I'm not going to be the first one in there.
XQC is in there. I can join in deannoying
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Think they're joining now
Rosie said why did I just get a DoorDash suspension warning on a business account?
Well
Brazil I am a bot and I let my debit card expire so
We may be in a bit of a pickle
Upcoming but that's okay. You know what I mean? Everybody loves a good struggle story. Can I get a retweet in the chat?
You know what I mean?
Everybody loves a good struggle story. So that's not a problem at all. That's not a fucking problem
I'm doing in life dude.
Just chilling, playing some league, playing some rocket league, playing with myself, playing
some games, we playing with yourself all the time.
Hi guys.
Do you mean?
Oh sorry, you came in at a weird time.
Yeah, that was a great time to come in I guess.
Yeah, I mean you go to me and I'm not kidding it you're on thin fucking ice
When did I go to you never messaged me this is your final warning?
My god
How many people on switch have gotten final warning from XQC? I think I'm safe
I'm fucking safe now. I'm the safest your that shit is sweet over there
Okay, I don't know where you stay at, but that shit is sweet over there.
Um, when did you message me?
Um, you were doing some weird podcast and I was like, yo, you want to
play some got a problem with us later or whatever.
And I waited, I waited an hour and chat while I was watching it.
And I guess you guys just kept yelling.
Hmm.
Actually, what is Quebec like?
Is it scary?
No, it's not.
It's fine.
Quebec is nice.
There's not a few.
I mean, I come from the trenches though, I come from the trenches of Quebec.
Yo, yo, yo. Yeah. You know you want to come back to Austin, Texas. That's your favorite place.
Wait, so excuse me, you're from the trenches of Quebec?
Yeah, show me the show me the um yeah show me the
Wait, Chad, does Quebec have trenches?
Yep.
I come from Chimney Bay.
That shit is hard.
It was a little bit, it's not impoverished, but it's very, very low class.
It's doing better now, but it was high crime rate.
We used to get our house broken into all the time.
Like, all the time.
Well, it was like the high crime rate.
It was like people stealing stuff from stores.
Like was that the only thing?
Oh, no, it was mostly like a home robberies in cars.
Like my mom had like a company car, whatever.
And we didn't have a radio in it.
All the stuff that a car has, it was removed.
Like it was all stolen.
And she can't stop getting it replaced
because people would break in and steal it.
Yeah.
You're really from the hood.
Home invasion, she like that?
It was a pretty high current area if you Google it, but you're not Google it, I know, it's
all good.
Yeah, I mean, I can relate to what you're saying, dude, I lived a rough life when I was
a young guy.
Yeah.
Are you from Florida?
Why'd you smile when you said that?
No, I didn't.
I cured you smile.
No, I didn't.
Florida is not really safe.
Well, I just thought you were from like the sweet part of Florida, like didn't you grow
up with a pool?
No, no, I did not go home with the pool when like, you know, there was a lot of nights sleeping blow-up mattress
Eating yogurt
It's like if I guess sleep over with all your friends though, but that doesn't count. I mean like a blow-up mattress
That's my freaking bed was broken, dude
I've never had to dodge
Like actual dangsters to go to school and take like another path or run away to go to school
No, dude, you've never did that either, bro.
Yeah, we did that.
We absolutely did that, for sure.
I almost got in a fight after school one time.
But then what?
You almost got in a fight?
Yeah, but then I ran home because the girl was really scary and she was going to beat
my ass.
So I ran home and I messaged her and I begged her not to beat me up.
And it makes it like you popped the captain's ass, yeah?
No, I cried.
I said, please don't fight me.
Please.
You ever gotten into a fight extra she I did and I lost unfortunately
Who'd you fight some big fat motherfucker?
Big fat ass and even kept his is back back on that was five minutes wait, you know, I you know you did it
We found the ground he wrestled me and he sat his stupid fat ass on my chest
He's been always wait and he called his dad face time them without face
I'm the dad was gonna say at the time. What did you?
I
Now oh good job kid. Hey no one these days. He's a fucking loser and he's fucking broke and hello. Hello. Hello
Bonjour everybody, I am the British one. Yeah, so are you from the ends?
Yeah, yeah, I am from the engine talking about our hood stories. Yeah, I
I can introduce him to he's a okay so his name is Morgan he's gay he is from
yes as you he is from Manchester but he's from the streets of Manchester so
he's tough yeah and when Jinxie says I'm gay what he means is me and Jinxie
Fox last time when for the Sidemen charity match okay that's not really
accurate we got dinner dude we did not there was no fuck you came back to my
hotel room I remember 354 that's what the room was that did not the same thing
today when just got fucked like you be on that one yeah yeah so is this the vibe
that we're gonna be having guys like come on see but if I said that it would
be weird in the call right so it's like so you guys are all just fucking each
other. That's what we're doing. No, no, no, be honest, James, you'd be honest. There's a lot of fucking.
There's a lot of fucking. And X was actually going to be there, but he turned up later. We'd
already finished. Yeah. No, that's not, that's not what happened. Wait, James, can you add Chazza
to this, by the way? Yeah, well, no. Okay, was it a Manchester or not? No, where have you got
Birmingham from axe
What do you mean by that?
Where's he from?
Birmingham
I'm not going to miss any more yet
He's not even a fucking shithole
No I'm from Manchester mate
I actually fuck with Manchester
Sulford to be exact
Oh yeah Sulford, Sulford yeah
I've been there before
Sulford is nice
Yeah and Sulford is a shit hole
You're not even going to be in the Sulford
It is a shit. So you've not been to South of Jinxon. Yeah
Because of patrice ever good thing about the UK is patrice ever as my goat girl, so I'll I'll ride
Forever oh
My god, you know
You see that might be the most American thing that you could have said bro like it's also true
No, dude.
What?
England has a lot of good stuff, dude.
Right?
Thank you.
Name a few.
Rodman.
Rodman.
What the fuck is Rodman?
Dave.
Uh, Central Sea, Nems.
Uh.
Name, like, one good food dish to come out of the UK, though.
Name one.
What the fuck is it?
Dave.
No.
No.
Wait.
Dave.
Dave.
Dave.
Dave.
No.
If you don't know who Dave is, bro, I never want to hear you talk about music again. Okay. Yeah, Dave's unbelievable X
If you want to be put on the Dave ex-qc all you got to do is listen to
Stratnum and yo be hooked now
All right, just listen to that song sdr. Yeah, he's the main guy. Yeah, I've heard his songs before
No, you haven't you just said you didn't know Dave
Wait, I don't know if he ever said that I don't know if did he ever make that noise. Yeah, I don't think he did
It's always exact same flow when they're gonna come out a new patch on that
that. Also another American rapper. Go ahead. No, you do it. You do it. No, no, no. Who is
your favorite American rapper? Oh, oh, oh, none. And then rappers dead. Oh my god. Shut
the fuck up. What are you even saying? Rap is dead. Rap is dead. Rap is so dead. It is
so dead. No, you really might be a weird. Yes. Name three albums of rap that I'm gonna
to be honest yeah he's kind of cooking right now he's kind of
jakey don't oh my god no he's kind of cooking are you fucking serious
rap has not been the same in the last like five years i'm gonna be he's kind
of the last person you need to be siding with right now the xqc are you dead
serious yeah but i kind of i see his vision here it is
your white boy knows more about rapping than 99 percent of the fool that's
talking about rap these days that's what's up i'm saying i'm
business. I'm saying how it is because I actually said I'm in listen. I read
lyrics and feel them and I give them a thorough review. Maybe five review
guys that actually reviewed every song on an album release on a notepad.
Nobody. I do that.
What's the last one you read anything?
Well, I'll show you something.
Look at that. See that? Look at my screen. Look at my screen.
Oh my god, you actually do have notes up. What is this up?
Try Scott new album. Well, I have the full I have the full review all the notes on it
I did for every album of hip-hop or rap this year
Okay, now show your recents in that notepad. Let's see it
That's
There's a race markers for racing
Because I race cars in the game.
This is improvement notes and some of those I can't, there's some other notes I can't
make alone.
Okay.
Can you explain what does right clicking guys mean?
So if there's a big trader and you're in danger of getting slapped and you think you're gonna
get killed, you're right click them and they start trading for you instead of waiting for
for the tick to refresh.
Oh, makes sense.
Yeah, sorry.
I was a month still hating.
Oh, also the best thing about UK is,
I'm gonna be honest with you, the Premier League,
XGC, that is the best thing.
Yeah, the soccer and the college.
Did you see the people at chat
typing D-Glove's careful chat?
It's not improvidable.
Since they're first fucking division.
They were typing D-Glove careful when he was clicking.
What the fuck are you on about?
Yo, what did you just say?
I'm coming out of your mouth.
The Premier League is not profitable.
Are you fucking on spice?
The Premier League is not
possible.
It makes professional as a single
year.
Somebody take this guy's microphone
away.
X.
X.
What are you saying?
What are you just saying?
No money.
No.
Bro.
Wait, just one of my mods have
the, um, the, remember the discord
thing again?
I just said I'm a J2.
I'm a J2.
Dude, one of them have it, and
can you guys send it to me?
X.
Brother, brother, X, X.
Thank you.
Premier League is probably like
the most watched sports league
in the world.
Thank you, you guys are the best.
What do you mean it's not profitable?
Okay, Twitch is one of the most important.
Watched doesn't mean profitable.
All right, so what do you want me to look at?
What do you want me to look at?
Is Premier League profitable?
Yes.
All right.
All right.
Next, if it's not profitable, how do they hand out over 100 million every year?
Oh my God.
If it's a Premier League, it's profitable.
Charles, I just chill, bro.
Yo, yo.
The Premier League is highly profitable acting as the world's richest football league
Which is what I said with roughly six point four billion dollar or billion pounds an annual revenue as it's what it took more
Ecstasy take your microphone shove it up your ass dude. What did you just say?
What did you just say?
I'm gonna take it.
I'm sad.
I said it.
Thanks.
Brother, it's the most profitable sports league
out of any sports league in the world, dude.
NFL.
Yeah, it primarily gets more profitable than NFL.
Bro, nobody watches the NFL
other than you fucking weirdos.
Alright, don't.
You actually don't know about it, right?
Don't just have it.
the most profitable organization or thing out there in the world no it's the most profitable is
it's a cricket that's the most profitable in the game right now uh what you mean uh uh uh uh india
forget india yeah oh yeah i've been on that all of them so sick the nfl is one yo yo set us
I'm not gonna put all this shit back in.
The NFL is wank.
Manchester is fucking straight ass dog shit.
They're blue, they're blue.
No the fucking rocks.
They're blue, they're blue.
Hey hey, the fuck fuck Manchester is red.
Manchester's red, Manchester's red.
From a fellow Englishman that lives in Manchester, Manchester is blue.
They're blue, they're blue as fuck, they're the bluest.
Okay
Does anyone want to invest into my company what come no no guys it's a scam. It's a pyramid scheme
I mean you can let him go on what companies are out of go up. I'm seeking millions of dollars for five percent now
What did you say?
What did you say?
I've been in cars.
The NFL is significantly more powerful than the Premier League.
With revenues exceeding $20 billion annually.
Checkmate, Manchester boy.
Fuck off, I don't believe you let me have a look.
The NFL is a bit shit.
Wait, is there a playing Amunas or no?
Okay, but one thing I'll say about the NFL, bro.
Like, yeah, the NFL, I'm not gonna lie,
they might actually be more profitable.
Sweet potato.
There's a good video you wanna watch about
I bet you want to because it's kinda boring.
It explains the economy of sports
and NFL does get unlocked down.
They actually have like a socialist type system hybrid
and it's insane.
Everybody succeeds or nobody succeeds.
That's the model.
That's a terrible model, bro.
It should be to the one person only.
Just pour, don't talk to me.
Next.
You don't have money, bro.
I'm not gonna say too much.
I have your network on a USB stick, brother.
Okay
Fucking bro in my safe deposit box. I have a USB stick that has your whole fucking family on it, brother
Buddy, I have your family. I thought every time I've ever had a water
It ends the same every time. I could literally buy your family. I I own you
I have your net worth on a USB stick. It's every time it's every fucking
I don't want to just buy me on nothing.
What's your favorite groceries?
Wait, all right.
Is that the guy who's dating Bonnie?
Hey, Ron.
What was that little giggle, Archie?
What was that?
That's what I was going to say to that.
Hey, sit up.
Hi, Archie.
Congrats on your marathon announcement.
Right, Bryson.
Bryce.
No, I don't call him Bryce.
That's reserved.
I call him Archie.
Yeah.
Yeah, Ron.
It's RQDU, bro.
Yeah, it's RQDU.
I don't want them in the mood,
but if Memphis is a good city,
how come they are part of the soccer?
A operational loss of 120 million dollars a year
under clubbing.
Because sometimes you have to lose so wait, bro.
Sex attack, exactly.
So when you win, then all you do is lose it.
Anybody wants to lose it?
Wait, who are you all about?
Who are you all about?
I'm talking about Ronaldo.
Ronaldo, okay, I'm not even fucking nibbling anymore.
Okay.
Yo, he doesn't want to nibble anymore with you, bro.
Bro, soccer is better than football, bro.
It just affects.
It's really just a fact.
I mean, it is kind of true.
It is kind of true.
OK.
And I talk about it, OK?
Then how come the athletes all do
small all the time, and they can't score goal?
Every match goes 0-0.
And all do small.
Wait, what's the argument?
What's the argument here?
What?
He's arguing NFL is better than football.
OK, so I would say.
Would say I would say that
Like okay, let me just say it so it's easier to say for all the Americans soccer culture to the football
I would say soccer is definitely a cooler sport long-term. I feel like football is more entertaining to watch
Yeah
You see like the
The only reason I say that is because you know, there's so many cool things so many weird things and honestly
I think the NFL is pretty raking is if you Google online a pretty sure NFL is an entertainment
They have a lot of rigged shit. Yeah. Yeah, it's an entertainment. Oh, do you know?
Okay, okay, and and the the referees in the sucker are all paid off by the Mafia
Yeah
I
Which is in the game. I love the gamer
Yo, all right guys, I think we got ten people. I think we got time nice
They're gonna come get you with like swords
No, every place football they get CTX like that come on bro. Yeah, I mean, okay
I can make that fun true, but they're black. They die for entertainment though
Thanks for you to watch it like they love the audience
They put down the body on the line and soccer they don't do shit. They ask
What celebrities the soccer have because the NFL has Taylor Swift, so let's come on
Okay, name are messy Ronaldo
Yeah, in a baseball. Messy and Ronaldo the biggest global.
You've never been to Chad?
No, no, not even a sport.
Do you think they would want to hear me talk about my sourdough bread?
Let me.
Do you think I could bring it up?
What about Victor Iacurus?
No, don't mess with your fucking dad.
No, OK.
Brother, excuse me.
Maybe they would want to hear.
No, definitely not.
OK.
You said Reggie Bush?
No.
Reggie Bush?
No one's heard about it.
Brother, Reggie Bush, no one has heard of these in England.
You've heard of that one in America.
Okay, okay, Michael Vickie.
Never.
Oh, bro.
Oh, that's, no, no, no, come on.
Bro, no, that is not, that is stupid.
That is not a good example, bro.
Michael Vickie's famous for horrible reasons, bro.
That is not.
Okay, okay, okay.
CJ, CJ Dipper.
What's up?
CJ Dipper, CJ Dipper.
To make it about you guys, it was a joke.
Oh my God, bro, women can't joke in the big 2026.
Holy fuck, suck my dick.
Yeah, she's all ex.
He's also famous for murder.
I don't like it.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't know.
Bro, look at it like this, bro.
All you gotta do, go to Instagram.
Look at how many followers Tom Brady has.
Ray Lewis.
Yeah.
Look at how many.
He's like the greatest linebacker of all time.
But bro, and a lot of people think he may have murdered somebody, but it's not the
first.
Yeah.
Your jokes suck ass, to be honest.
They go, you watch me daily.
So what does that say about you?
What?
Chaza.
No, I'm just gonna be in my own.
Hey, we can start checking watchtimes, can't we?
We can start checking watchtimes.
But Ron, did you say names to my chat?
I don't know who these people are, bro.
Ron, you didn't say that, you wouldn't say that.
Let's go, half the players in soccer
are convicted of something weird.
Let's do that.
Whoa, okay.
You're gonna get killed.
They're gonna kill you.
I'm gonna go I would argue not
I said
I would argue most of them on
But she's ever is really nice
But she's ever is amazing. Yeah, he's fucking awesome. Yeah
I like fun and
Yeah
Yeah
Believe a Foddams call. Yeah, he said Henry rugs the third
Basketball is a better sport than all of them though. It's like
That's pouring there's no no
That's why Manchester is fucking blue
what there's two teams in Manchester, there's a fucking big one that owns Manchester called Manchester United, and then as a small tiny one with a few fans called Manchester City and their blue.
Oh man City, yeah, yeah. Man City's pretty popular.
No, we're not.
United is better.
Thank you, well said, well said.
Yeah, you guys are clear as a,
Thank you
You're not
What's up?
Man City, let's guess all all they do all they do is is whatever if you if they sense you have money on the line
They lose they lose on purpose they throw
And the referees in those matters are diabolical they go for the yeah, you're dying tomorrow you are
You got too much influence to be saying the shake bye
What's the best sport in the world to use soccer to meet football?
Handicap Olympics swimming.
Why handicap?
No cricket.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Hell no.
Emmy, no disrespect.
You will not be seeing me for the next week,
if you are sick.
Oh, absolutely not.
Wow, hockey is ass.
Wow, that is, that's rich.
Yo, you go to a hockey game and you're 10 out of 10,
then anything else.
You smash on the glass, you watch players like,
smack each other, okay?
You watch them grab you some drinks.
To be fair, yeah, he's got a good point
and then you just start fucking fighting
the middle of the fucking ice that's a real thing right there low key golf is
part of the most genuine like sport it's very good I don't mind it I guess
those are names that I watch the highlights only yeah but none of you
ever watched the five day test match what a spool crick is
Yo, Carter, Carter.
Yo, Carter, Carter.
Yo, Carter.
Seven, everybody.
Seven, everybody.
Are we still doing the hockey?
Yeah, are we still doing that?
All right, guys.
You let me know what you're talking about.
I'll come as much as you folks can face it.
Whoa.
No violence on my book.
All right, guys.
So, guys, we're going to start with nine,
and then we're going to add Kingsman.
He's going to join in a little bit, he said.
Who's that?
Let's do it.
Are we starting right now?
Have we got the code?
Yes.
Wait, yes.
Oh, OK.
I'm in the middle of a g- oh, fuck.
Wait, let me see.
Yo, Mark!
I'm doing something really important.
I'm doing something really important.
Give me, like, five minutes.
Wait, what's the lore with Kingsman?
Why are they all streaming?
I don't know.
What is that?
Oh, it's the Marvel Rivals, uh, bully guy.
Bro, you have to watch a video on it.
Wait, what did he do?
He got kicked off his team in this tournament.
Because he told us one five teammates a swap-off character
He's basically a top player he got on the team with a bunch of streamers
None of them listened to anything he said and then they kicked him out of the
Well now this for a kicky wait wait wait what did they say?
What did they say they said you needed 40k they laughed at him for one 40k for a tournament didn't they?
Yes, isn't that crazy?
Like what?
Wait, so in a 40k tournament
Yes, he was basically doing good and he told someone to get off a character. They didn't want
Yeah, not even doing good like bro. You have to watch the video
He was literally the only one getting kills on the team when they were screaming like
Bro and and it a couple people that that was supporting him like fucking like people like that support Israel as I'm shit
Is this the second weird?
You know, she learned that broke it for me
Whoa, hold on. You know, she learned that broke
She was moving like XQC with a watch. That's what she was moving like
That's my big how to watch what is W vibes
Don't get this
Also, are you guys waiting on me? I'm so sorry
No, I know I will not I started something really important. We have a code. We will do the code today
You're fine, bro is here. What's up, bro? Stop, man. You're fine. No cheating today.
When did I cheat in the past? I'm gonna say you've been hanging up with a leg. Lovely.
There's no cheaters. I'm just saying no cheating. Maybe it's not that part of him. No, no, no,
that's not me. Oh, good. You're fine. You're fine. Berg. What's up, man? Do I have a chance
to beat XQC's record?
No.
Yeah, probably not.
I'd say no.
XQC put a lot of grind in that, man.
It's a good time.
It's a good time, but I invented the blind.
It was a, it's OK.
I'm not going to complain.
It was a great time.
We ready to start guys?
A lot of positive.
Yeah, two minutes.
Do you have two minutes?
Yep.
Two minutes to go.
I'm doing something really important.
I'm really, I'm really, I'm doing something important right now.
I think we, I don't, I think we don't do proxy, bro.
It's just something really important.
I think proxies ask kind of, I don't know, it's up to you guys though.
We should have like a group to set it up.
I think maybe it's the way to play it.
I agree that the proxies are annoying yet.
I, yeah, I think what ends up happening is like, proxy just gets a lot more people like
rat it out.
And I don't know, it is annoying too.
Jinx C, Jinx C, what's up, bro, what's up, how we doing?
Wait, is that, is that who I think it is?
Hey, what's up, Jinxy?
How we doing?
How we doing?
Yo, what's up, Carter?
How's it going?
What's up?
I heard you had a big hit with me in the lobby.
That's what I'm here for.
I'm here, bro.
I'm here.
That's not what happened.
Well, that's just what everyone was telling me.
So I just, like, turned my hat on, like.
Oh, oh, oh, that's what happened.
So, oh, oh!
And he's more, like, saying that Jinxy wants you.
And he's like, yo, like, we need you in here right now,
so I can't.
We're getting here eggs to play and then you basically showed up last minute kind of thing
Okay, no, I'm down
I was locked into a game you didn't see the one I just had was crazy
Is our coast oh, yeah, so like
Wait, how am I playing?
Jinx here, you feel a little honored to meet me your dad
Your dad sent to me on twitch yesterday. No, it's not really an honor dude. It's not like it's not really an honor at all
Well, what would you say it is? I don't know
Nice to meet you bro. I appreciate the ball
Nice to meet you, dude
It was nice to meet you too, bro. You seem like you seem like an alright guy. Yeah
Like all right, bro, can we cut the shit? Can we cut the shit bro Carter? You've been sexually harassing me in my stream
You know what Carter, let's just pull up your chat log. Why don't we bro?
Why I mean you type to the public chat so wait, what did I say? What did I say again? Say again?
Nothing living on just gonna breathe through some of your oh wait, so
Please throw it up here, um, I don't remember any of that.
So, hey, Jinxie, I just took a nap with my Nicholas Douglas Stewart body pillow.
You said that last night at 7 p.m. By the way, if you have a body pillow of me,
it should probably be a good or bad. It's good. It's good. It's good.
It should probably be in fucking prison, bro.
I haven't moved it.
I didn't even open it. I didn't like giving it a slug.
My dad's gonna be supporting my favorite streamer next time.
No, it's not support to have a body pillow.
That's weird.
One supports you, I guess.
That's weird as shit, Brown.
That is weird.
He's just being a little ungrateful.
He's just trying to be a good fan.
Just trying to support you.
OK.
Yeah, you're right.
All right, so you guys better start.
We're going to start with nine.
Oh, are we starting?
Wait, hold on.
Do you have like two minutes?
No.
It's not really important, but it's important.
Sit up.
You said two minutes, five minutes ago.
OK, but I wouldn't interrupt you through your clash
game. Okay. Wait, what game are you actually playing?
So no, don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't.
You're terrified. You're gonna check. You mind if I do that?
Carter. What like Carter? See, this is the stupid shit I'm talking about.
I'm so locked in. Carter. Carter, why are you even asked? Why are you even asked?
I just. Where's the code, man? Yeah, can we get a code? I'm I'm
loading the game. Lacey back up. Nice to meet you.
Are you playing subway?
You play class for you. Okay, so it's no better. That's the meeting over. Yeah
Yeah
You ready to play I'm born ready. Yes, let's get it right there. Let's make the Bobby bro. Hi guys help help
I fucking can't log in. I'm gonna have to play on my PlayStation
Guys wait wait guys hold on hi guys. What were you saying? Somebody in this voice channel taking a shit load up the game
My hands are so sweaty. I
Got it. I can do it. I can do it. Yeah, I wise
Who said that?
Who said that Carter take your mic. Yeah burn it. Take your mic and burn it
I got you I got you you're here because you want a pole relax, bro
Okay, Carter the chat harassed me into getting guys. We hurry below the game. We've been waiting, you know
right now. now. Now you got
better place to be. to go on
Do it on my account. the BRT.
I don't know. Ex make the lobby.
ex please. Please. Yeah, I I
class. Fine Berg what's up,
baby? I'm showing man. Uh
Fine Berg. You think you can
do that. Why did why did high
buys say no? How do I make this
front? No saving you think you
don't even know how to load up
Minecraft. That's good. I know
the first step of the game.
Carter, am I good at Minecraft?
Be honest. Jinx. I've watched you
play Minecraft. You're probably
the worst player I've ever seen.
I just said that you have
Minecraft. Minecraft. Hey,
I want to let you know something. I want to download Rock League. I'm streaming off a laptop right now
Like if you want to buy me a PC so I can like actually play some games. Let me know
Wait wait X make a new code your ex you just dropped a bomb you didn't even give me a warning
You just dropped a bomb and you just ex new code new code
I don't know why you stream the discord fucking
I
Don't know
Yeah, well said sinner yeah sinner are you off of subway?
Okay, I know I'm off it. I'm off it. I'm just I'm finishing up right now, but the game is already open
I'm just waiting on you guys kids don't know about this game jungle run. I fucking know about that run
It's called temple run buddy
Fucking jungle run. Are you serious? Yeah, it's the UK version or whatever. Yeah
me and jane john case of the jungle blabber you said you got off subway
i did i did i'm getting off right now i'm getting off right now okay you join
the lobby okay cool oh we got a code yeah good
oh we have a code five eyes bro can you just hide it you know how to do like
uh spoilers well maybe i'm gonna do it again
fuck you change it just make sure it's um just make sure it's like spoiler
constructed yeah i'm doing it again
you know how about no it's not so jinx he doesn't leak it there's other people
I mean, you do commonly leak the code right now five gifted
One bit I'm leaking the code
All right, yeah, nobody make the code.
Nobody make the code.
Consider who's in there.
You see, you're the only one who are worried
about making the code.
Yo, Carter, put a sock in it, dude.
I'm not going to make the code.
You already did once.
I'm not going to make the code, bro.
XQC just dropped it without saying a word.
It's like a bomb.
How do you not have it?
Why do you show your Discord?
Who does that?
That's normal.
A lot of people do that.
You're showing the Discord with the codes in it, though.
Nobody does that.
Oh my god, I can't join any fucking game!
Oh my god, do we need the code?
Yes!
Relax!
How did you just start the coding, bro?
Oh, we're 51 minutes late. Nice.
Nice bunch, Edgy.
This might be the earliest we've started.
It's not that bad.
This is gonna be a good lobby, I can tell you.
Yes.
Yeah, xxx in the um the the the roles you know what I'm talking about you know
What's up?
You know what I'm saying?
X the um it's called your channel know what I'm saying I forgot what it's called the um
How is it say I needed a longer like the detective and shit like that you know what I mean X?
Wait, I've never seen this game.
The detective?
The detective? I thought that was modded.
No not modded.
Ron leaps. Ron leaps.
Ron, are you fucking serious?
People run, they don't like roll, they're stuck asses.
Their rolls are terrible.
Let's speed this up with five.
Someone leaps.
Hey, Ron.
Ron, could I ask you what the fuck are you playing right now?
Legitimately.
I'm playing Fruit Ninja all the way.
Fruit Ninja.
This game is like 28 years old.
Malcolm from EJX.
Oh my god.
Yeah
Well, how do I do all the line a little hot bar on the right?
No, does anybody hear that music?
Why does it sound like like a like a is there a new code?
Wait, is that what it comes in?
Like okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. What is that music?
Jin she might be on the wrong server. Not going to leave yet. Not going to leave yet. I don't think I don't think.
When are you going to do that again? Look at this right channel. No, no, no. Hold on.
Alright guys I can't load it among us. Some firms. No, not confirms. This is easy. Hey Chazza. Chazza do you think Arsenal is going to bottle the prem again?
Again, no. This year we're doing the trouble. Alright. Prem, we're with the Champions League, Applevin in the Carabao.
I got a fucking ad.
My mom has, of course, my mom has coffee.
Can you, like, take the crowd off?
Who's your 3?
I'm not taking the crowd off.
We are missing 2 people.
Let me see. It's Stable Ronaldo.
And Jim.
Jim, are you having a wank?
What's going on?
I'm getting very nervous.
I'm getting very nervous.
I'm getting very nervous.
I'm getting very nervous.
I'm getting very fucking stressed out.
That is only an hour late, this is good for us.
I feel like we're doing really good.
I feel like I'm really proud of us.
You can take your time, James. Take your time. No rush.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Why don't we all just spread positivity here?
Take your time, yep.
Hey Ron, can you get the fuck?
Hey Ron, can you get it among us please? We're all waiting.
Come on Ron, let's get up.
Get in, get in.
Yes, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Ron, get in, get in.
Ron, get in man, get in.
Ron, hello.
You guys are acting mad sus, calm down.
Alright.
Go to Rosalene's left side at a few.
I'm taking this very seriously.
I'm taking it seriously.
Wait, Ron, are you fouries, fouries?
I'm so hot.
Chungus, good or bad?
Chungus?
Bad bad bad you're my fault
Excuse me sir. Wait, who is for zinc? Who is that?
How do you know?
Who's where who is for zinc?
Brother brother who is for easing?
Okay, no, James. I'm a bit cold. I'm freezing am I speaking English here
Who is for reason?
How do you not know him Jinxie?
Obviously, I know who Forcin is but Forcin isn't in the discord call and this guy's name is
This guy who is freezing who is that? I'm not that cold Jinxie. I'm alright. Yo
Yo, guys
Guys, who is for reason?
I'm not that cold. I'm fine guys. Did somebody leak of the discord discussion time the what?
Oh, so no one's gonna say who that is. I'm literally like, guys, who is for reason?
You guys are fucking idiots, dude, who is for reason
So so there's an infiltrator right there's an infiltrator
Wait, wait guys, I think bro. So what are you fucking here?
Oh my god, I'll just be something to collect Jinxie Lisa. I did not
Know why would you leak it?
No
Oh my god.
I've been told run a league set.
I haven't even opened up.
Wait, Senna, Senna are you in the game?
Yes I've been in the game.
Oh god.
Senna, Senna are you in the game?
Yes I've been in the game.
But who leaked the discord?
Senna are you for reason Senna?
Is that you?
No, no.
Wait a minute.
I want to try it.
You said it, but you won.
Wait, wait.
Oh my god.
I want to try it.
That is me.
We have an infiltrator.
No, no, no.
That is me.
That is me.
Listen.
Yes.
Marcy, he said, can you delete the link?
I leave.
Oh my god.
No.
OK, OK, OK.
That's fine.
I'm sorry.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Yeah.
All right.
Bring the camera.
So the next dynamic was, no, but we have eight people
in the game then after Farizik, get Farizik this guy pissing me off. We have eight people
in, we need one more then, right?
Hello?
Yeah.
Come on guys, guys.
I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Guys, guys, it was me this time I leaked the code, I leaked
the code.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It was because of...
It was me, it was me this time, it was me.
No sound boards no sound boards Ron no sound boards
My god
I don't think I'm going to hide it.
What the fuck?
I just finelighted it and then she's in I.I.
Guys, can we have some integrity and some professionalism?
Can we start again, please?
We've been waiting for so long.
Yo, Ron, Ron, please, no soundboard.
I haven't even done a soundboard, Ron.
Ron, come on.
Come on, stop messing around.
I know it's you, Ron.
I'm snitching.
I'm snitching.
It was Ron.
How much time do we have for talking?
A minute and a half or a minute?
No, a minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute.
minute minute minute. Oh, my TV's.
Ron. Oh my God.
Cool. Ron. Stop with the motherfucking soundboard.
Yo, what's your Riley? Hey, Riley, baby. Yo, hello. Yo.
Okay. So we have 10 people right now.
No, yes. How many are in the call? Not counting on us.
It's I'm here. 10 right now. I'm here.
Carter. I know. I know.
I'm also here.
Kingsman will be 11, got it.
All right, let's go.
X, drop the code in the chat.
Yeah, I did it.
I mean, this might be the short whistle on this lobby.
I don't know.
High five.
No, it is.
High five.
Love and positivity, dude.
Please.
All right.
Havards, could you get me in there?
Oh, my God, John Fork is calling.
Somebody answer that.
Guys, guys, guys.
Fifth discussion.
Sixie Hone is fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so the phone I know put the fucking time bar. Get the phone, please
Stop
All right, I'm in I'm in I'm in
We're gonna have 10 right you have nine right now
Okay, excuse me, can you hear me here?
Yeah.
Excuse me, what roles do you have?
Do you have a detective?
No, I have not.
For the fun of my people.
Excuse me.
Add in detective?
What?
What?
What?
What was...
Jin Fee.
Jin Fee, I'm bored.
Can you, can you stop the lobby, please?
I think you're taking too long.
I'll take him.
X.
Oh.
All engineer, one detective.
Okay.
Sure.
Let me run you there.
I'll try to add one to that.
Yeah, sure, let me run you there, we'll try that one time.
All right, let's go, let's start it guys, let's go.
Starting, starting, starting.
Good luck!
Hey, Devin Devin!
They're launching soon.
Carter, don't, Carter, don't go for me, bro.
Don't leave the coaching seat.
So stupid.
Okay, I'm gonna close the chat.
Goodbye, I can't see you guys.
Yay! This is so fun! Oh my god, I want to be a good noodle, though!
hmm okay now I'm not good at being killer oh my my hands are getting so
sweaty but it's because I'm I don't know how to really be a good killer
he's going up here near everyone I don't want to kill him
How do we get in there?
Fuck.
I'm too pussy.
Well.
Okay, is there a camera there?
I don't want to fall around.
Fuck.
I'm so nervous. Oh my god. What if I kill the wrong person?
Oh, can't I
Okay, I have a lot to say.
I have a lot to say me and James were coming down and we saw um fine birds body wait, wait
I just realized something I saw fine birds body on the door but I saw the gamer tag SR
five on top of this body. I swear, what? I swear. Okay, let me explain. Give me 10 seconds.
Me and Jinz were coming down a hallway. The door was shut and I saw Fine Bird's body
glitch through the door and the gamertag said SR5 and I thought Ron died. I thought Ron
died.
In the door in the door in the door where yellow white blue were nearby
Are you I I'm at boiler room right now
I did a task in laboratory that scans your body. I did a drop ship tab task only to top the map
Okay, run
Carter so Carter
Carter was with me on the top right where laboratory was scanning, but I don't know if he fakes can but he watched
Oh my god
Just follow me if you think it's me the fuck it's not
Where were you at the end of the round the way
I need to get out of here!
Oh my god, not allowed!
Oh my god, you're under the board!
Shut up, shut up!
Run!
I had to deaf him.
Okay.
This means...
I need to be...
Oh, frick. I'm nervous.
I'm not good at killing.
Oh no.
Oh, frick. Where do I go?
Ron please don't kill me please Ron I need you to be
I
I got the meeting. I got the meeting. I got the meeting. Okay. So lights cut. I'm I literally no idea where either of the bodies are
I'm sitting there mashing the emergency button pre-firing that sub was gonna be dead also
Ron you just said I had nothing to base it off of I had an alibi who literally was with me me and change came down the
hallway, and I saw the gamer tag
SR5
Let me defend myself!
That was a double kill!
Let me defend myself!
I just finished oxygen and then I did these leaves and I have...
Listen, I have one exclamation point and it's to the right of office!
I'm gonna...
That is possible!
I was gonna finish it and then I was gonna click the emergency button and I was gonna say word for word!
I just finished all my...
You're lying!
If you're lying, you're lying, you're lying, you're lying, you're not on camera!
You're lying, you're lying!
Let me say this, let me say this, let me say this.
Let me like, let me like, let me like.
You're lying, you're lying.
JC, if you want me to show him,
he's through the line over here.
You can't just keep your scams.
You can't keep your lies.
It's gone, go on.
It's excuse me, it's excuse me.
He's lying!
He's lying, or God is lying!
Or God is lying.
Or God is lying!
Jesus, Jesus.
Or God is lying!
He's lying!
He's a liar!
He's a liar!
I'm gonna finish all my tasks.
Watch!
And I'm gonna run around you, JC.
JC, stay with us!
Actually, I'm bad.
a
a
a
a
a
a
an
a
a
a
a
Like, are you stupid?
Yeah, good job!
No, bro.
No, I'm not.
I was good.
I don't know who that excuse he killed, but he gets you burned.
Like, you just listen to him because he's just screaming.
What's up?
He's screaming.
So, you guys just all went against each other.
You just didn't even try.
Run.
Run.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Run.
The thing is, bro, let me say this.
Run.
Chad, they literally never suspected me.
Never suspected me.
I'm not going to lie, Ron, I sold the fuck out of that game, bro, but I swear on everything I love. I saw the gamertag SR5 on Feinberg's body on everything I love.
What's crazy? You saw, because I was right over Feinberg's body when you were near it, so I'm surprised you didn't see mine.
Wait, was Ron even there? Was Ron even there?
there? No. I didn't see him. I
I'm going to be unless he ran
back and then didn't report it.
I killed him like right after you
walked by me. So I'm pretty sure
you saw my name. So I'm I'm
you might be the worst player.
You might be ready. Okay,
wait, make it 11. Make it 11.
Kingsman is ready. Yeah.
Wrong. After me. Can we also do
do a normal map. Yeah, but no, no, I think Polis is better,
bro. Normal map. Gens normal map. The crew mates always win.
I'm not gonna lie. But let's do it. Let's do it. You actually
have a fat point. Yeah, I'll give you that. Yeah, we could
alternate though. If y'all want, we could do one for us.
At that's you, OG, Matt, me, but I just feel like the
crew mates gonna have a time of old man. I don't know that
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I was so stressed out about wanting to do good.
I was so scared that my hands were shaking.
I'm actually sorry.
I know, bro.
It's got to start lying.
Nobody's listening to me.
You were yelling.
It seems sus, bro.
It seems sus.
I have to yell because no one's listening to the men based
game and nobody listened to me.
He said that.
Yeah, but no one's listening to me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, but Carter, like, let's be allowed to put that at all.
Carter, Carter, the thing is, you wait, we have visual tasks on?
Wait, we should not have visual tasks on.
What do you want?
You guys made that so...
I removed visual tasks.
You made that so easy, because you just yelled at each other the whole time.
We didn't have to talk.
If he waited to get on till I was off, I would give him a...
Carter, Carter, Carter, Carter.
I literally gave you a free out on clearing him, and you didn't clear him.
You were like, eh, yeah, wait, did you scan that fuck-dead-but-over?
Yeah, I don't remember that I gave you a free out. Yeah, I remember that you thought just caught a nice one me
You cheeto motherfucker
Yeah, oh yeah, oh gee map oh gee map oh gee map. It's good. This is a map
Go Matt bro, I realized at the very end of the game
I saw Sina just standing on the button. I'm like wait Sina hasn't said a word this entire game
Yeah, I just literally let you guys argue and I killed in silence the whole time Jinxie
You almost died twice by the way, I came close, but somebody came too close to you. I was I was this close dude
I sold oh my god
I also didn't want to kill you because you were so sad about being wrong
You were so sad about being wrong that it didn't make sense for you single word
She didn't even have to know she's not because now it's all wrong. No, you actually you're the worst you're worse than sketched among us
Okay, I'm a good
No, you are a terrible
Yeah, I'm sorry, I want to apologize to all my crewmates I sold us guys
I love you guys. I love you guys.
You guys are fucking shit. I love you. I love you.
You're a third of us all over.
We've seen three players.
We're missing Jin.
Also, I know my mods are saying that I don't have to close a chat,
but the reason I do is because even if it's on emote only,
I don't want something to look over at and then people to think I'm cheating.
You know what I mean?
Because I have really bad, like, my eyes, I look at everything.
And so I just would rather close my chat, if that makes sense.
Oh, I guess during imposter, I don't have to.
Oh, I didn't think about that.
If the crewmates win on this map though, we could go polls again.
I'm telling you bro.
Well, either way, the other way, I still close it, so I don't want anybody to think that
Chad is giving me things to say either.
So I just don't do that.
Lol, lol.
I remember that.
Who is Farizan, bro?
He's back in house.
I told you, I'm not cold.
Is that fucking Ginge too?
Ginge, I'm going to your stream, bro.
What was that fucking change?
We're missing a player.
Who are we missing?
I'm trying, I'm trying.
He's missing the call. For reason.
Guys, who's for reason?
He's for reason.
Can we kick for reason?
Kick for reason.
So much of shit there, Bubs.
Who leaked the code? Who leaked the code?
Okay, that's not me this time. That is not me this time.
Okay, it's somebody on the on the discord. Why are we invited?
Okay, somebody somebody
We're missing Kingsman we're missing Kingsman
He's coming he's coming
Hi guys, do you need his user or is this for user?
You know that's not true.
He's looking fatter shit.
He's looking fatter shit.
Yo, you were in the trailer, Zino.
You were in the trailer.
Don't call me a beach whale.
You already recycled that.
You can't use supplies.
You fucking fat fuck.
You fat ugly fuck.
You fat melted snowman.
Where's your fucking sips pack?
You melted snowman.
You're a fucking sips pack.
Where's your fucking stiff back? You melted snowman lookin' ass.
You fat beach seal! You piece of shit! Fat ugly beached whale!
You're a fat ugly beach whale! You're so fucking fat!
You're fat and greasy and chocolate ugly! And you're fucking ugly!
I'm gonna break my suspension.
Guys, guys, guys, love and positivity.
No, love and positivity.
Kingsman, what is up? Kingsman, what's up?
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm...
No, no, no, no.
Kingsman, we're gonna put the code on.
Come on, you are so fucking ugly. You are so fucking ugly.
Your pores get lowered only when your fat ass sits in it. That's the only time your pores get lowered.
And when your fat ass sits in it, that's the only time your pores get lowered.
And when your fat fucking ass sits in your fat fucking dumb ass pores, your dumb fucking pores should fat ugly try.
Bring them back.
Fucking doors, fucking doors to your door. Hey, let's take my asshole.
Guys, this is motherfucking positive.
Hey, please don't act like you're an apple, Ron. Fuck you.
Kingsman, do you have the coat?
Yeah, how do I put it in?
what it is.
Yeah, private match, private match, I think.
I think, are offline or what is it called?
You just go to join game and then online then.
Only game, only game.
All right, everybody lock in.
Everybody lock in, dude, there it is.
I choose you guys.
Hello, here you go.
That's too late, I'm sorry.
Hold the chat, hold the chat, hold the chat.
You said friendly fire.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Come on, please, chap.
You are Krupe. You are the imposter.
Jinxie, you're not muted. Oh, my...
Mute's muted.
I
I'm the detective so what I'm gonna do is we can skip at the start of this round
I'll interrogate ginge and
When I was doing lights with blue which it would just run right and the lights wouldn't finish the puzzle right and
I won't finish it
But blue walked away because since he's in pause or you can't you can't see the lights are not turned back on yet
This is true. That's true. So I did I did do but I did do mine. Why'd you stop it?
Why why why'd you stop it? If you're on the panel, why did you stop doing it? Wait on me? Yes?
I didn't mind. What are you talking about? No, wait?
But it's I did yes, I did you talk about it. Yes, I didn't
Hey, see oh, we're doing it guys wait wait wait we're doing this again
I don't I don't think we should focus on secondary people right now
My number one person is ginger, and I'm gonna interrogate him
I don't think we should focus on some people right now
Hard sauce on dark blue before I die
JZ, when you waste this dark blue
Just remember that Chaza made you waste it, okay?
Oh
Yep, yep, if I I'm gonna interrogate him so we're 100% sure, okay?
I'm just gonna take a task
I think so
I think so
You wouldn't even, what?
What the fuck?
I'm gonna interrogate ginger, alright?
If I call the meeting, you know what time it is
If I call the meeting, he's not the ambassador, okay?
Why is he very evil?
Bye, good luck.
Yeah, I knew it, I knew it.
Shut up, little pup.
By the way, do you need a call to my next domestic?
You're poor.
I
Where to go oh
Okay, I have to say this
I interrogated ginger he said
Ginger's wait, I can figure this out right now. Where was Carter's dead body?
No, oh
Wait, I don't think I was died. I don't I don't think it was far, right?
Well, why would you do it? It wasn't a corner of navigation
Okay, so wait, so I didn't say I lost jinx it wait, okay when I interrogated jinx it said he was in O2 at the time of the killing
At the time of the killing and I passed through nav and saw it, but I never saw the body of the two which is weird
So wait, maybe I
No, maybe I passed him a nav and then he just ran into O2 and killed Carter because he knew I went down the road with a shield.
No, no, no, no, no. All I was in the van was straight up. No, actually, it couldn't be that long.
Wait, but Chattis!
Let's just...
No, wait, that makes perfect sense.
Jigsay, please explain what you mean because...
Okay, let me explain what I'm saying. Let me explain what I'm saying.
I interrogated Jig. It said, at the time of the killing, Jig was in O2. That's what it says.
It says he was a suspect of a murder, but it doesn't say for sure.
Okay, but where was the body found?
Wait, that's what I'm asking. Where was the body? I don't know.
Did they even say though? I thought he just reported.
I feel the body was found too.
No, he wasn't. He was just so you shite.
Shite, shite, shite, shite.
Shite, shite, shite, shite.
Hold on.
Who reported the body? Who reported the body?
I don't know. I was just wondering about it.
Oh.
Yeah, we don't know where the body was.
Did he kill himself here's what I think so I think listen. I
Listen, listen, I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know the button. All I know is
He's lying. It's a big fuck
I
Passed
So James could have walked by me and killed an O2
You know
Oh, fuck.
You're done.
You're done.
Archi, you're done.
Wait.
Archi, what did you do?
Archi, what did you do?
He invented my IQ, you fucking moron!
I was there, I saw the vent too, I saw the vent too.
I'm just gonna say it.
I'm just gonna say it.
The quarter!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Right, he's lying, as can be.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Can I, can I get some input?
Yeah, go on, man.
Maybe I just have an agenda, maybe I'm just hating.
Yo, Sina, why ever single man?
You are dead ass hating.
No, no, you are you are dead ass fucking hating you are dead
You jump the gun every time for what jump the gun what I haven't accused you of anything
Yeah, deserve
You've been playing this game for so long and you're this bad are you fucking serious
I'm not voting you. I'm not voting you. I'm not voting you.
I'm not voting you. I'm not voting you.
I'm not voting you. It's just whatever it is.
Whoever can make the loudest claim wins. This is how it is.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Ronaldo, you fucking prick.
I'm about to get slimed. I'm about to get slimed. Good luck.
I'm going to stay with you Q the whole time.
I'm going to stay with you. Good luck. I'm slimed.
Lion motherfucker
Not just stopped try kill chat
Okay, dang
We see how many there is no way there's no way
If he was an engineer he would have said yes, I've ended up an engineer
So why don't we just vote Sian and we guarantee you have one guy out?
Like, I saw Sian get on Cam's last round as well.
Well, I just heard Ron said Shah-Helen Johnson.
I was kidding.
I'm so fine.
It was Sian.
It was Sian.
I was fine for him.
That was great.
The entire last round.
This round was 10 seconds.
I was on Cam's.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're right.
You're right.
Five more guys instead of fucking worth this whole time.
I was lying to the client.
He isn't really quiet.
He was yelling.
Like, I'm sorry.
I'm like, there's no way.
No, no, no.
I don't hear that.
That's bullshit, you're bullshit.
It's QC-like about me, isn't it?
There's only one engineer.
I invented it.
You did it in the last round.
No.
Wait, Senna was quiet for the first time.
I literally even talked a second ago.
I just talked a second ago.
You just want me to be guilty so bad.
You want me to be guilty so fucking bad.
You want me to be guilty so fucking bad.
That's what you want. I'm voting you.
I'm voting you. Fuck you.
So bad bro that's what you want
Oh wait that's a good point
I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
I actually don't believe it.
it can't be green. Brother, brother, no, no.
It's gonna be red. This is gonna be me red or green. It cannot be
How does that make sense? Why?
The body was first of all the body was literally
It was in the hallway and it was in the hallway above med day
and the whole way above med bay.
Well, it's like it's like right.
It's like right there in the cafeteria.
If he's just going to be a fat cunt and just keep shouting.
And I'm going to be.
I want to know why you keep calling me a fat cunt.
Hey, exactly.
You're fucking big.
We would have seen that.
Okay.
But I'm really in the cafeteria.
So I don't know how you didn't see it.
You didn't see it.
If you think about about 45 seconds ago, I went into med bay, did my scam.
Well, right.
I was just there.
There was nobody.
My god, bro, I then and then I walked out Chasar stayed in there and then I went to elect
Is Jim Chasar or forensic only known that if you were anything and you saw the angle
I think it's just green like Mike Chasar
No, no.
I thought it was anime.
No.
I lied.
I didn't say that.
I thought it was an electronic.
I let you cool.
That's what I said.
It's literally in the area.
It's like right in the hallway in the front.
It's like no.
Oh my god.
I think you came to Sydney.
Wait.
I'm calling it.
I'm calling it again.
I'm calling it again.
I'm calling it again.
I'm calling it again.
We would have lost the game if I didn't leave those balls.
But like, did they get it?
Oh.
Oh.
I don't see a reason to not take the risk and not vote like that doesn't make any sense to me.
This is a fake. This is a fake.
If that's the assumption, we can vote either.
Do we know that we should?
Yes, we know one out. Yes, we know one out.
Okay, perfect.
We should just vote.
Jinx. Jinx.
Wait, Jinx, are you farenzing or Chazza?
Sorry.
No, I'm Chazza.
Okay.
I didn't know who I was talking to.
I didn't know who I was talking to.
Yo, yo, I don't want you to watch us and not vote on six when we have one out.
I vote on just for that.
No no no wait no don't do that because I'm
that's just bad. Oh my god you're fucking stupid.
I'm voting for me, I'm voting for me, I'm voting for me.
I'm voting for you, I'm voting for you.
You're fucking stupid as fuck, you stupid assholes.
You can all sit here for the next
65 seconds twiddling your dicks, make a
don't give a fuck, you stupid pricks.
This is why I'm so far from the other guy.
Wow. You're a good- not why.
I'll see you later.
You're a big fat slob make you look like fucking jabber the
Who didn't vote
45 seconds, I'll explain it. I was in medbay. I was in I was in medbay
All right, then I came out of medbay went to electrical
25 because I walked around the fuck you
It's not possible in 25 seconds when this game doesn't end mate. Yeah, let me know if it's okay
It's possible on that fair enough fair enough fair enough then it's in a minute. It's not really not
No basis for that. Oh my god. There's no way. There's no way
No, bro, no, there's no way about but there's no way
Wait, wait, wait watch me go watch me go you can play my tasks and then call a meeting and watch the tasks
go up. Yo, yo, bro. Okay, yo,
now that there's no way.
X before you please start the first vote, please let me
explain. I thought I'm not I'm not on the longest pro, but I
thought you don't vote on six. That's my mistake.
If you have one out, you can absolutely go on six.
Okay, okay. Well, that's my bad. But don't vote me based on
Yeah, yeah, but listen one rule one rule
I thought yellow was...
So we're just going down the possible limit? What? Like what?
But what? See that?
What's up Chazza?
What's up Chazza?
What's up Chazza?
It is long gone.
It's not Chazza, it's my mate.
He's just gonna waste his shit.
Chazza is the whole gang to Vogue Skipper.
Chazza is the whole gang to Vogue Skipper.
Dude, it's better to get him out
because people are just gonna keep him alive and stay.
No, you're alright Riley.
You're alright, no worries. Good shit guys, good shit Riley.
It's not really, you can just follow me while I do it.
It's good shit.
I
Wait, is that is that about you is that about you?
What happened that's a that that says we bug right with the body. Yeah, it's this is a little above it. It's in the wall
where is it it's it's you reported it I reported but it's bugged in the wall
though I don't I can't see it then it's like what bro because you're telling me
to put out these same people no I didn't want to vote green bro okay wait can I
explain okay I did the first oh to code on the like on the top
right okay but I'm gonna explain why it's not outside of that was the code
I got Zion out whether it was sign or not I instantly jumped with you to vote
arc I said ex-uc is not lying because someone was saying he's lying he's lying
I said no he's not because I was in the cam room with you and and Chaza I said
Yes, he bent it.
I'm throwing it.
I'm throwing it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?
Yeah, I'm throwing it.
If I lose, I don't do it anymore.
It's because the code.
It's the code, right?
You want drugs?
What?
Dude, are you on drugs?
You said it's because the code?
Because the code was different?
Dude, we are.
He wasn't doing it.
The code was 407.
What?
He was moving backwards from the code as I got in.
And then I got out of it.
It's because the code.
He moved back into it.
Dude.
As I, like, at least come up, bro.
Listen, I vouch for you on the orange and then I'm sure we got it down to the next one, okay?
Fuck, I don't know who to believe!
I don't know who to believe!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Please!
Riley, Riley, I'm sorry, Riley, I'm sorry, I don't trust you, Riley, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry, Riley, I don't trust you!
I don't care, I'm through.
I'm good.
Like you just so bad at the shit that he said.
Yeah!
Yeah!
You're terrible.
You're actually dog shit.
You're trash.
You're fucking trash.
You are trash!
You're trash!
I was saying it!
I was saying it!
Say B to B.
I said it!
You're an impostor, bro.
Bro, Ron, you also lost to me, so don't snog too much.
X, X, can I jog your memory really quick?
You're a spry.
I was saying it.
You're a spry.
You're a spry.
You're a spry.
You're a spry.
You're a spry.
You're a spry.
You're spry.
Riley was the ex.
Riley was the only reason why we got out fine bird.
Riley got out fine bird, ex.
Okay, okay.
You got that.
You got that.
We were sitting with Glush then.
Riley, you did a terrible thing.
Yes, I did, yes, I did.
How did the sports pilot,
ex was shouting like a bad man?
I told you I didn't,
it was not yellow,
it's still a cold front.
No, one time he said he didn't use it.
I told you I was gonna say it.
Yeah, he's one of the best.
He's leave ex alive.
If you wanna wait and leave ex alive,
you're short by the time.
And then, the fuck is this?
You are you are literally on the front of that bus
You're the fucking bus driver, but you are the bus you're as big as the bus
I came and believe it I came
Good job
You're a good fighter, you got a carry, it's Jin job.
I know I did, as soon as the fucking go.
I made this shit up.
Thank you, good job, you did a good fight, Berg.
No, there's just nothing I can do.
We're missing two, what was he saying?
He said that he was an engineer, one-timer.
Nah, he never said that.
Oh my god, I was an engineer and you said,
and then he said, no you're not, you're not an engineer.
I don't think, I never heard that.
That's what he does in our game.
We're missing one, we're missing one.
Literally, I literally made sure we got one out and you still voted me bro
Dude he's actually so that we came I think it's our feet here. Oh, oh sorry, sir. Yeah, and if I get that error
I guess they're all in business about it.
Bro, I didn't do that.
What are you saying?
Oh my god, I'm judging this line again.
I'm crewmate again.
Are we serious?
I'm having so much fun.
Goodbye, chat.
Close you.
Hello, Kingsman.
Please tell me that's not wrong.
Easy. Oh my god, bro. Doing all your tasks is so boring. I just want to kill. I'm bloodthirsty.
I'm not a lie, though. Like, looking at these lobbies, yo, XQC might be his own worst enemy.
when he sets his sight on somebody, say goodbye.
You can destroy the whole lobby just with him talking.
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait.
Ron?
Ron Venter, that's not Ron.
I did that, I did that.
Yes, I did.
I'm the engineer.
Yeah, but he's probably the engineer.
He's probably the engineer,
because he would never.
I literally, I literally,
oh, I didn't know that.
You noticed it, let me talk.
You accuse me, you accuse me, let me talk.
Off the bat, as soon as we left,
I instantly vented, instantly,
in front of like three people,
and it was there.
It was fine.
To navigation, to navigation because I was like,
oh, I just want to fucking do my task, right?
Crewmate again on board of the ship.
Also, this is the high IQ.
Fit in the bed.
This is IQ play.
Well, it's not how it works.
That's true, that's true.
It is lying to us and you're the engineer on the outline.
You know what I'm saying?
You're the one in the game.
The thing is, he can't fit, because the other engineer
would just call him out.
Exactly.
I'd suck on GC.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Wait, a little bit.
Thank you Riley, thank you for having got it, Zach.
Skip, Jim, Skip, are you eating?
What the scape, holy shit.
Oh my god, wait, I think this is the longest
Jinx he's lived in an amongst game today.
Whoever's imposter killed Jim or Jinxed you off the back.
Please.
The fuck?
Oh, Frank, hold on, how do you get to this?
Here, here, it looks funny.
I didn't even know that there were codes until XQC said it.
I don't like the way Archie's moving.
I'll be right back.
Another white thing?
Uh oh.
Yo, Riley?
Was that not just Arky?
Okay.
Okay.
So here's the thing.
I found the body. I took a second to pause because I wanted to see if Riley would instantly accuse me
So now I know it's not him. So rather. Did you see Archie in there?
Dude, yeah, dude, it was me, you, Archie and Carter and I think he misclicked because if it was you like
Riley if it was you because it was a stat kill
I finished the memory task the one that goes
Yeah, book book book book and if it was you you would have immediately jumped on me and accused me also you wouldn't
Yeah, so
We're so locked. We're so locked.
We're so locked.
We're so locked. This is too easy.
JIN'S FUCKING VOTE!
VOTE!
LAST AGAIN!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Again thank you
Damn, we're cheating the whole lobby
Fucking eating you shit nothing wrong with it if you're eating anyway, Jenna
I
Okay, did I really like this lobby everybody's so nice
As good vibes I fuck with lobbies that are good vibes, you know what I mean chat
He's like when it's so dumb, but it's the perfect amount of dumb
I don't like that ex-QC is following me
There goes the Epstein files uploaded.
You're welcome ladies and gentlemen.
I'm your local fucking hero.
Oh shit.
Oh wait, I have another thing in admin.
No is it the card one?
I'm so bad at this.
Oh fuck.
Nice.
Nice.
And the reactor. Oh my God, I'm almost over my task. This never happens.
one two three four five six seven eight nine two no way oh frick
well how do I undo it help
I
Stopped away
Please please please
Select anonymous. Oh, oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Fuck, I have to do it again.
I'm a bot!
I need to say something.
So, I'm on admin doing the little bubble thing,
the clean thing where I can see all the bodies.
This is what I saw.
I saw a body go from math instantly
to weapons instantly to cafeteria instantly,
which the only way you can do that is by venting.
So I told my chat, I'm like,
like the imposter is 100% in cafeteria.
I come up, the body's on the table on the button
and it was Ron dead.
So whoever was in cafeteria.
So where was everybody else?
If we can figure this out right now, who was in security?
I think I saw that.
I want to full clear for the rest of the game,
me and Dark Green, we were doing loops
on the left side of the map, the entire time.
Nobody's ever crossed the 30% left side of the map.
I was like, you know, listen.
Yeah, I'm Kingsman, Kingsman and I were on camps, all right?
So we're safe, but what I would like to say is when,
When I was on camps, I was on camps pretty much that whole round
because I've completed all my tasks there, right?
But what I will say is, I don't know who it is.
XQC, where were you at the end of the round?
Well, on camp, I said it.
Okay, Feinberg, where were you at the end of the round?
Bottom search.
Riley, where were you at the end of the round?
I was in the upper engine, like the top left.
Sina, where were you at the end of the round?
I'm in medbay and I fucked up my medbay scan,
so I had to redo and wait the 15 seconds.
Okay, she could have killed him once in medbay,
that's not 100% though.
Chas, where were you at the end of the round?
The electrical, the electrical.
By the way, Jixi, Ron was the engineer,
so do you think the dude moving crazy was him?
Could have been.
God, that's a good fucking point, Radley.
That's a really good point, yeah.
Ron could have double vented and then got mercs and captains.
Okay, the only subperson right now of position-based is Senna because she said Medbe and the death was in campaign.
Okay, I want to clarify, Medbe is my last task.
I'm not sure if it's been clear because of the start as well.
Yeah, Medbe is my only task left. I have to do it and then I have to wait for the cooldown again because I messed it up though.
Because I'm above.
Before we go, I'm moving Senna out.
Riley, Senna, Fymer, didn't all say that.
And X, I'm done listening to anything you say after the last game.
I literally just need to do med bay
Dunzo
So, see what I think chat is, I think one of the killers is dead.
And I think that's why everybody else is getting their task complete, because one of them is
dead and they don't know how to get away with it and they've already been sussed.
That's what I think.
XQC Riley, Kingsman, Chazza, Feinberg, XQC, Kingsman.
And X is really on patrol, isn't he?
It's just me.
I'm already doing my tasks.
And I think the other imposter is inexperienced
because they're not sabotaging.
Oh, there we go.
one
one
yo yo yo now you noobs have
I've had it all the way up here with you for noobs
why can't I do both zones and you're all there
Why do you get to both zones?
I did business.
I did business.
Hold on.
I did the code.
Riley first.
Riley first.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm not a guy.
I'm a high-level rider.
There was the last one there.
King's good.
What do you say?
King's good.
What do you say?
Dude, what was the code?
I was in the fourth duty.
Not a boss who can see the code, right?
It's different for everybody.
It's year up.
It's year up, seven-one.
It's different for everybody.
It's different for everybody.
Oh, OK.
And XQC, I was in the other O2 first, and someone finished it.
So I ran to the other one. I got
I got the last one.
You're a chevrolet.
You know, dude, okay.
It's a big one.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're going down.
You're going towards the corner.
Listen, listen, listen.
Okay.
We just had a full round.
We just had a full round.
Right.
I know one got killed.
All right, guys.
So yeah, other people are running around in pairs.
Whoever the people are in the pairs,
they're the sus ones because it's clear that they can't kill
Because there's somebody else with I think there's only one killer left. I think we already got one out
Somebody
That's right
That's right
Yeah, um XZ I did the second code. I know you came there I finished it also there was eight seconds left
Who cares also? It's a one V nine. Just do your fucking task like none of this matters
We already got our arc you want as well. We just do your tosses.
My test is done. My test is done.
What are we calling meetings for? Just do your task.
You can't win. It's what we know.
Because my lady is going to be coming here to the table next week.
If they let the imposter win, because people aren't doing their task, then it's GG.
I mean, there's like no reason to move from this, right?
Feinberg is there.
Feinberg is leaving security.
It's me and Jen.
The only person who I'm not seeing on security that's knowing on security is XQC.
Where's the body?
Okay, now then, you're gonna listen, you're gonna listen, okay?
Thank you.
You're gonna listen, you're going to only listen, no one's going to talk and you're going to fold.
Alright, I'm ready.
Thank you.
I have walked into Electrical as the lights have gone out. I've saw Riley literally slaying right in front of me
Only the wires. It's Riley
I
Against that you are part of the fucking problem. I've hold it. I've won. I've won myself
Betrayed me
You betrayed me
I think we have to make your role against camps because there's five people in camps at any given moment
You'll vote me out
Change the rules for the young's against you. It's over. It's that the course you're out. You course you are changing now, right?
The way I'm sorry, I couldn't double kill because XQC was guarding the hallway like you can't like he knew we were in there
Riley you lied to my face dude. Oh my god, I'm so gaslit right now
I don't understand what I'm doing wrong. I was the last one there. I didn't like I don't get it
There's two arrows top and bottom
Yes, I already did the bottom arrow. Can we do polis please? I am going up
I'm going up and I'm going to do the second one and you're going against me. You're gonna want to already did it
Yeah, I didn't like okay, but I don't know why the Jin sang you're gonna listen and then you're gonna vote
It was so funny like he already knew bullshit was gonna ensue
So he just said you're gonna listen and you're gonna vote everybody like yeah, sir
I'm already X. I'm already X.
No, raid me. Raid me. Raid me. Raid me.
Okay, I got you.
Code is in this one.
One near code.
What is the intent of this? Go through what? Go through what? Code for dates?
He's gonna hang out with Bonnie.
Alright.
That's fair. Fair.
I got one more of me, y'all.
If I don't get imposter right now, I'm about to all out for leave please. Yeah, say no. I'm just talking to stuff
Don't worry guys. You'll get third impostered by XQC. So
I'm gonna pretend I'm an imposter
I don't care. I'm saying
We could do polis because it was 2v9, but now it's 2v8
Well, let's do one we can go back to the scale that's what one if you want
I mean, we also do the other one. It's fun as well. I mean the trying to yeah
Yeah.
I'm down.
All right.
All right.
We'll do pull ups and then we'll do a new map.
You guys want to come on?
Wait.
Are you talking about Miro?
Yeah.
Bro, please give me a full time.
I like Miro.
I think it's fun.
For once, please.
No.
Oh, my God.
I'm protecting him.
I'm going to fall.
All right, chat.
Chat is closed.
Ginger.
Oh, he was unmuted.
At least it sounds easier than I thought.
I'm going to get the map.
I'm going to get the map.
I'm going to get the map.
I'm going to get the map.
I'm going to get the map.
I'm going to get the map.
At least something's easier than the card every time I do the card bro. I feel like a straight NPC bot
Because I can never
Can never get it
Wait, this is good tech. This is what I went to engineering school for let me focus
W genius right there. That's what I like to see
Tell you chat everybody thinks I'm dumb until they see me get on among us. What can we go?
Oh, hold on
Pull and hold
That's good strategy. Oh, oh frick
Okay, okay.
One here, one here, one here.
Uh, how do I get here?
Up here.
One here, one here, one here, one here.
Okay guys, this is an old body. Okay, I'll give you a time on this. This body is very very old.
He's starting to be like, okay, he's already about to say some shit.
When the lights were going out, right? This is either Cynna or Carter's doing it.
Whoa, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He and Cynna were running together.
Carter, Carter, first of all, Carter was near me, but actually he also ran past you and I was doing my tasks.
I wasn't anywhere near. Where was the body?
What about it okay, you can really say that you also kill the body then if you were near me and Carter
We're all there then well absolutely
I like this out of you as you see this big break please I like
The lights the lights went off for like half a second or something. Yeah
Wait, where was the where was the body?
Jinxie Jinxie you don't have to believe me fine bird killed him. I pretty sure he ran down there
I'm not I was in laboratory doing my thing and then you walk
Yeah, that's what you say that's what you're saying. Like I don't believe that
I just said you're in laboratory with the body
So what if he vetted?
Run us just trolling the
You just said you went and went
I'm trolling
Be silent and Gigi has no information
Okay, okay
Maybe it's fine
So what
Max, why do you think it's Carter again?
I mean like I said I think you're stalling the dialogue
because overall you have no information
and you're saying nothing of value
You're saying me?
I'm skipping.
I'm skipping.
Me and Senna.
Me and Senna.
I'm not saying me.
I'm not saying me.
I can verify.
I can verify Carter was around me.
He's too locked in.
Jinxie is guilty.
You're a genius.
You're a genius, XQC.
You think it's Carter or Jinxie?
That's big brain plays by the biggest XQC.
Oh shit, I'm going to do this.
I'm the detective and because XQC said that about Jinxie, I detected it and it said when
the body died he was in weapons.
Oh!
Okay, yep, it's Jinxie, it's Jinxie.
Thank you guys.
Let's get him out, man.
Hey Jinxie, are you the engineer?
I think I saw you better earlier.
Yes, yes, I'm the engineer.
What?
I
Okay, excuse me, how did you figure it was me actually want to hear this before I do
Color count I look at all the colors and white it was never in any of my dialogue
I look at cams nowhere and what lights can I get now you went against it and on top of that
You had no permission at all and when I ask you you completely fraud
I have zero commited permission because you're too low
Information I got it. So when X okay, I got it. So when I'm the imposter XQC is like light yagami and then
Chink see it's easy to do that.
I heard it shuts your stupid ass up dude.
I had enough.
I'll look at your Nikolas, you prick.
Oh, something's unmuted.
Oh my god, I just got a complete 100 total tasks.
And for how many times I've played among us that really means I'm a lazy piece of shit, but I don't need any tasks
Why do you
Like that Carter's been staying here, but I can't verify
He's a good noodle, uh-oh, it's chasla he killed on cams
He killed on cams. Yeah on the temperature. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Defend yourself
I'm all right with that. Well, it's seven so we could be wrong
That would be insolence then wait you guys voted right you're not wrong that was the worst imposter run of all time
That was the worst impostor.
I'm going to jerk.
I got one more.
Like, like what are you trying to prove?
You guys are terrible imposters.
One more, one more, one more.
I just got two more high strings.
Chasa, you are the shittiest impostor.
Oh my god, you guys are bad.
I don't know, I was all alone.
Two more, two more, two more, two more, two more, two more.
Bro, am I a bad impostor?
You're terrible.
You're terrible.
Yes.
I'm actually bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't like, when you're impostor,
You still have to get information like you didn't have anything to say.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, because I was in Narnia waiting to stab someone with a chain.
Yeah.
That's true.
Oh, I'm a moth.
OK, can I have a moth moth moth crewmate all night?
I'm going to fucking lose it.
Mm, that's good strats.
All right, it was crazy.
I haven't died once tonight.
I don't think I've lost, and I don't think I've been killed.
I know my time is coming, but I'm not gonna lie,
these are W runs tonight, Chad.
Who's W runs?
I can't see what you're saying.
But I hope it's good.
But to be fair, I don't know how this lobby
is making me look like a good among us players.
And that's saying something, because I am trash.
So if this lobby is making me look good,
yeah, this isn't a bad lobby.
But all I really need is XQC in the lobby
and I'm not gonna lie, I'm chilling around this.
This shit is sweet.
It's the safest lobby I've ever been in chat,
the safest ocean.
This one too?
Oh my god.
Chazza, no!
And of course there's Ron, and Ron is fucking dead, please, Fiber please buy my body, please.
Please.
It's down here, it's down here.
No.
Okay.
Where?
Where?
The body was in office.
Thank you, thank you, Davis.
Office!
Who are you?
Davis office like where you like vitals were checked vitals
blue I went from up the green body
yeah I think you're a dog who's coming away from office
all right I'm so tired
wait wait wait
just a second please
I'm engineer and I'm sitting in the bench almost the entire game I was almost invisible
is anyone else want to play an engineer or is XQC good
no XQC engineer engineer engineer
also also also the question is who was early on captain that's the permission
early on captain who was it
I forgot I could pull you up.
Fine, fine.
No one acknowledged you missing.
You jinxed yourself.
Lights go down and they're not fixed automatically.
So you got a camera, lights go down.
Lights go off before the lights went down.
Hey, yeah, I got news for you.
You think I'm good at games based on this performance?
You're in for a disappointment.
Jinxed you ran away from lights the first time.
You're in for a disappointment.
My friends will just ask.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm going to lie the other way.
I was a harsh ass, but I think you just
worried about getting killed on the panel,
because I kind of was, too.
OK, that's fair, but later.
I will suck you in the mouth.
You will suck me?
What'd you just say?
I will suck you in the mouth.
No one thought that.
I need it, kid.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ask you, see, I have some good information.
He's been in vents the whole time.
He's been invisible.
And he said he saw Chazza walking away from the body.
Yes.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
SQC is really a fucking hero.
He's a hero.
This is just a bitch.
I'm in the bottom-up office in the dark.
I can barely see the edge of his body.
I'm in the middle of this.
I'm in the middle of this.
All right, I'm skippin'.
And whoever's the detective, please, please, sir.
I know that was not.
He's lying.
Is the detective still alive?
Yeah, thank you, by the way.
Prime for the stuff.
Thank you, Monarch Mayhem, for this up as well.
Thank you so much.
Fine, Bergen might also be compromised.
Or the detective might be dead, too.
I just clicked on Justice Street and his name's Rhett.
Why did I come here and you were already dead?
First of all, bitch, okay?
I've been winning games, left and right.
But I play with dumbasses!
I play with dumbasses!
I play with ex-QC and I play with stable Ronaldo.
I'm guaranteed to win a game if I'm against them
and guaranteed to lose if I'm with them.
Ironic is that a typo?
Did you guys mean iconic classic Rosie bit. Oh my god, I still have to do my task as a ghost
Stay with me car
I actually, oh, I actually, do you have something to do on there?
Should I tell him?
Thank you.
Wait, sis, when do you have to open the door?
Is this always been a thing?
I think this is that.
Come on.
He's...
He's gonna let me out.
Excuse me, I have to just do this, mate.
I've paid 80 bucks.
Is this your task? My tasks are done!
Are they done? Do I have one? I can't even do this!
Let's go
Why is this?
It says they're done is it bugged
Your tass are not done. There's no tasks
Every time I go to this one chat it doesn't let me do it
Laugh
it's it's bugged because I it says I have no task I don't understand there's
being cake or what the fuck are you one of our mate that's annoying wait I'm
pretty sure I saw fine bird beds I'm pretty sure wait wait wait wait wait wait
possibly we're possibly bro wait wait just wait a little bit wait wait wait
all right boom GG fine bird killed right in front of me on everything I'm
You just check his story.
What?
You just say two different things.
You and Carter were grouped together in lab.
I run far left.
Get them.
Please get him.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him.
Get them the fuck out.
Get them the fuck out.
Okay.
Okay.
So XQC had dust on Fymer to the first round.
He didn't fix lights right away.
And then I'm running into lab at the end of that round.
And I see Feinberg's name on the vent,
like through the wall some, I don't know,
I saw his name on the vent.
Wait, were you in the vent?
And he's writing up through the thing.
No, the next to the vent, the vent, next to the vent.
And he runs out of the first place,
and he's in the next seat.
If he's bad next to the door,
you can see the name plate through the door,
like through, like, kind of, like that.
Okay, well, he was on that exact vent,
he ran from there, and then he went towards
where X2C and Jinxy were,
and I was writing to call the button,
so it's definitely Feinberg,
it's 100% Feinberg.
Bruchette, by the way, I don't know if you noticed
I did but during the second round when I was killer twice I changed my perspective and instead of being super silent
I started talking a lot more because Jinx he said that whenever I was the killer
I was really silent so I intentionally started arguing so it seemed different than the other one and
And I'm not gonna lie. I think it made Jinx he not suss me at all because he was like, oh, she's talking
She's that as little either she's made it so she's not he just isn't sussing me
Let's move on to the next one right? You're so smart, Sina.
When Christmas is called then, you accuse Fineberg and Chavez to go for...
Why do you keep this in the cell? I might be...
All the sudden, all the sudden, you just went...
All the sudden, Chavez just went...
That's enough for me.
Oh my God, wait, I keep going wrong.
King's been accused of high-speeding Chavez.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We already know what's happening. We already know what's happening.
Okay, Kingsman.
I think you're...
You've been off to be quiet, Kingsman.
You've been off to be quiet.
I don't even know how to play him.
I know I know it's not I know it's not
you're a genius and I know I'm just
kidding I'm a fat I'm a chud chud chud chud
I think we can be sure that we got one because if there's two imposters, I always said reactor
and double kill.
But over the time, imposters, I don't think anyone here is bad enough to not call the
reactor.
And I'm pretty sure it's Chazza because like, I know, look at chat.
I'm looking.
round okay? Exactly. Wait, wait, let, let, let Red Fuck.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna get off. You want to?
Wait, what are you doing? Let Red Fuck.
Get off! In game?
Chazza, I understand you're on cams, but they called reactor and I ran to go fix the left
reactor and then the cams light went off, but you're not anywhere on the reactors and
then I go back to...
I was here with Red Fuck.
Well said. Well said.
Well said.
Chazza.
I don't even know what that means.
I don't think we should vote on, you know what I'm saying?
Do you trust your lucky league partner, Jinxie?
Yeah, I was going to call him a bot!
I
Said I'm you Carter. Yo, bro. Listen. We are I know I got fine group. I already know I got it
So we're not gonna vote on six. I saw him murder. It's obviously different. It was two imposters as opposed to one
We're not gonna just grief the entire fucking game
It's probably Chazza. It's probably him.
Whoa! Great!
I have a reason to vote him out though. I've been reading...
What's the reason? As long as I'm cast.
Okay. Say that one percent chance he's not the imposter.
The imposter's gonna use him to hold him as a pawn to get him voted out.
Exactly. Well said. Well said.
I don't know, sir. What is that?
Get the fuck in.
You get him out now? Even if you're wrong, it's gonna help keep him in the game.
I'm looking for Chazza.
Wait, no!
Hey, easy way.
That's easy ways.
I'm still right in regard to it. It doesn't matter. We would have gotten out of here.
James, you have always voted on six. You have always voted on seven.
Guys, let's do Mira.
Okay.
Wait, what's the map called?
It's called Mira.
I love four to four games. No, bro. I understand a vote on what I'm saying is I already know I got out fine birds
So I'm not like
Would you say
Or that you saw him kill so this is a vote off another person because like no one other than me and you know for sure that
You guys are right, you guys are right.
I agree, I agree.
Y'all are right, y'all are right, y'all are right.
Thank you for submitting.
Wait, is that the code?
Yo, that guy's Van Carter.
Interesting, he actually streamed him.
Bro, oh yeah, oh yeah.
He was the only streamer here that just actually believed that if he'd shot, says like, is he fucking alright?
I'm not on your view, I'm sorry, most people believe that.
Marlon, that's not Marlon, though.
That's me. I want to be like him.
Sorry, everyone. He's all you know.
Ron, you're the sort of guy.
I'm the new Marley.
You are the antithesis of him.
I am Marlon.
Short.
Three apples, eyes, short stack of small, you, and all.
Pudgy. Pudgy.
Hey, just start laughing.
That's right. That's right.
Turn the game. Turn the game.
Fuck you.
I'm actually sick of it.
Turn the game.
I'm gonna use a new coat.
Hey, Ron, you don't come for that porous bro.
Keep that shit nice. I saw you made a pink so when I drive it, it's gonna look good. I did not that's a fake screen
No, I saw you made a pink so when I drive it, that's just gonna look good keep that shit clean for me
Keep that shit clean for me. I think
We're missing Jin Jin Chazza. There's a new code in the discord. Yeah, and you're doing breath
Yeah, we're missing Jin's Chazza and then somebody else I think. No, no, no, just Jin's Chazza like what does he have to type it?
how expensive is it to actually wrap a
course I get it for free because I got
people brought it or how is expensive
if I dent it wrong because how expensive
if you fuck up my suspension when you
sit in it how much is it to fucking
fill the gas because you fucking much
is so I hate you I hate you I just
hate you I'm definitely oh I get to drive
your Porsche I get to drive this
Sparks, though.
Good luck, everyone.
Have a fucking head run.
Jinz, Jinz, Jinz, Gigi, get him.
I'll chat your via, will you?
Bro, what is that?
You are vile.
Oh, my God.
Jinxie, please don't sell.
Jinxie, please don't sell, bro.
I
Didn't I didn't want to kill him because I think he's AFK and I think that'd be BM. You know what I mean
I
I
Think he's afk so I don't want to kill him because I think it's I think I know that looks crazy
But I feel like that'd be BM if he wasn't on his PC and I killed him. You know what I mean, so I don't want to do that
Oh my god, Ron Ron my game. No, right? Wait. Why are you talking? Wait? Why she's
talking? Wait, hold on. Why are you even talking? You literally? All right. Go first. Go first.
Go first. Okay. Sina. Finally, the day has come. I can get you out. Finally, finally.
What were you doing in the cafeteria? Oh, one could guess. Of course you're attracted
here, right? And then you fucking kill him in front of me. I'm not even going to get
Can I do that myself? Can I do that myself?
Ron, Ron, Ron, can I do that myself?
Ron literally, Ron literally walked me to die first and he fucking killed and then reported it next to me.
He fucking killed and then reported next to me to give me out.
He literally fucking did that. And your fat ass is also in the cafeteria, by the way.
Your fat fucking face is also in the fucking cafeteria.
in between they killed and reported it was not fluid in the story delivery was
very
wait shut up shut up listen to listen to him Katie what do you say
there's a simple way to settle this our brother you okay with also getting
voted out
hell yeah get me out do it okay that's fine vote me out too I don't care
you don't care I don't care I know no that's such a boy that's such a fucking boy
that's such a boy you didn't get it that's such a boy
You know what you're doing
clear
who should i vote
you're right
how does it like
how does it look
how does it look
say a sentence
properly
how does it look
okay good luck
when ron kills everyone
that was so racist
unbelievable
hold on
I- I G- I G-G'd.
I didn't know Ron was there, but at least what I tried to do is plant the seed that it could be Ron.
I sold so hard.
But I'm like, well at least if I can plant the seed that it's Ron,
then maybe they'll vote him out.
I fucking- I didn't know Ron was right there.
That sucks.
That's okay.
Listen, if that's one loss I'll have tonight out of five games, I can't be mad.
You know what I mean? I can't be mad. Oh my god Sabotage, you're right.
Wait.
Fuck, I have to wait still, where's Jinxie?
Ching-Ci, I sold you. Please clutch.
Can I cut the lights where?
Which one of the lights, chat?
I did do the lights.
I can't cut the lights again, I have to wait.
I can only do so much, you know what I mean?
I got to wait till the timer goes down, duh, and now I can't again.
See, let's trickled one dumbass.
Hey you slow fat fuck.
Did you not see the timer on that button?
You fucking inbred troglodyte.
Holy shit.
You're an actual fat, ugly, grease covered troglodyte.
Yes.
All right, give me the fork.
Give me the fork.
I run it.
Okay.
I came in the cops.
I was just trying to get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, I came into comms. I was just with Ron.
It's a big meme. I think it'd be okay.
I run up into comms, body's dead.
It was probably there for a while. I looked whole.
Wait, you're lying.
You're Marlon, right? You're Marlon?
I'm in Watchpad.
Yeah, lights were cut and I saw you doing a task.
I mean, are you like...
Oh, maybe you didn't speak to me like that.
I'm clearing Ron. I'm clearing Ron.
Distinnable south of Ron.
I'm not clear at all.
I'm not saying it. Kingsland is moving weird, stuffy.
I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
Ron, your gamer tag is Marlin, correct?
Yes, we're doing a tag.
You were doing a tag.
Dude, you guys get too deep in Among Us
and you call people annoying, bro.
They're deadass.
It's a game, bro.
We're having fun.
We're all friends.
How would Ron, how would I know?
Like, Ron, actually think about this.
You can't see me in a tag.
Who just died?
Yo, Carter.
Yo, Carter, where were you?
Feinberg, Feinberg.
Yeah, Feinberg was the one that was in there.
Where is Kingsman?
Except for Ron.
He's a child.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Jigsie's lying.
He's just lying.
Shut up, Sina.
This is not a game.
He's just lying.
Is this real life for y'all?
It's not real life.
I was in a meeting with Dyson.
He was like, I was with Feinberg.
And there's a guy.
So, I'm moving weird.
But he's all up.
I'm quick voting him.
Now, type two of your vote.
I'll press the button.
What are you doing?
How many of you are a buff?
Jixie, Jixie, Jixie.
Yeah, there you fucking go.
Of course.
Hold on.
I'm skipping because I have a brain.
Listen, hold on.
Now, type one of your 1 million dollars.
Because I guarantee you, Ross don't want a million dollars.
I have a great listen
I'll skip listen like he's probably the third imposter this but
You know, it's really funny chat that I think is hilarious.
Every time I ever play games with guys, some of their chatters will come in and they always
go, so-and-so is good looking or so-and-so is this because they want me to read it so
so they can try to clip it.
And then, and then be like,
I said this about you.
And it's so, it happens every time.
Like, I'll get like a random ass 12 year old
in my chat that'll say that.
Every time, it happens every time.
There was like, hmm, so and so is this.
You know, what do you think about this person?
And I'm like, this, literally like,
what are you talking about, bro?
I'm just playing a game with my friends.
Damn.
Oh, here they fucking go in the chat.
Here you go.
And you know you, like here's the thing,
if you as a chatter look at your own chat logs,
it's just you glazing, glazing your favorite mail streamer.
You know what I mean?
It's literally just you glazing your favorite mail streamer.
You're doing tricks on it.
Absolute tricks.
Hold on, wait, timer, bam.
I'm trying to help Jinxie by turning off the lights so that he could kill someone, but
I think he's moving like so stuffy.
I haven't seen him do much and they're all too close to each other.
know. I can I can really see like Jinx he's moving super weird he's trying to act
like he's falling as you see that he's he's like gone near them and then turned
around too much yeah there's too many people here
I think Jingxi might be getting voted out.
Somebody said, Yo, Sena, stop sabotaging your PMO.
So you don't want me to sabotage?
my bad.
202, I have to wait.
I have to wait.
I got to wait like 15 seconds and then I can do it.
10 seconds.
Fuck.
All right, I'm not lying.
Five, four, okay, nobody's nobody's.
All right, listen, listen.
Guys, who is not doing the tasks?
Me, whoever, I mean, whoever this imposter is.
I can't do it, I can't do it.
Whoever this imposter is is scared and shitless.
Just do your task, please.
Like just do your task.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is it, is it third imposter broke?
He's literally at the hip-hop!
Before we skip, alright, before we skip, why don't we actually, why don't we have a thinker of everyone here,
who's the shitest impostor to be able to get a kill, yeah?
Definitely me, but personally, I don't even care.
That's enough for me.
Hold on, I want to say something though.
I think it's Jinx here.
King's Man was on the North Sensor, and when the lights went down again, he actually did lights,
and it wasn't when you do that though, which is odd.
Okay, why don't you finish right here? Why don't you the first guy anymore yet to fail off your fans?
Yeah, I'm gonna bridge jumping straight
Okay, I gotta explain I always do that
Listen first off. I did the lights, but like multiple times. I always do that to see if somebody stack up
I always
I always do that right away.
Look, literally, my chat every time.
Wait, I know you're trolling when you type this because of the name you type, but they
always do this.
I know you're trolling, but this is when my chat ends up on the line.
They always do this as a troll.
They go, don't you think?
That's not, yeah, watch out for me.
I'm not doing the task. I just want. Yeah. Well sure. Just do that. Yo, Jen. Joe. Jen. Jen.
Stay with me. Jen. Stay with me. I'm going to stay with J.C. I'm going to stay with him. Hold on.
Don't don't hard stack. If you guys get stack killed, we lose to people.
If you get stack killed, you get the most reported.
No, I'm so handsome. You might be the most chopped chud in the chat. I'm so sorry to freak it to you.
This is unfortunate news.
This is sad news to be you, I'm sorry to tell you.
See what I'm realizing though now is you could technically kill if a group of people are
all together and they don't know who it is and I don't really I guess I never
really thought about that because I don't play among us that much but I now
that I'm seeing it if there's like a group of four people all at one thing
you could do a stat kill and no one knows who it is but you
You risked yourself.
I just saw you.
I just murdered right in front of you.
That's not possible.
Jinx.
I called it.
Let me talk.
I just murdered right in front of you.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
You're going to throw it.
You're going to throw the whole thing.
I'm going to throw the whole thing.
Jinx.
Jins Jins look at it. It's a stubborn pack. I brought a plan on
I'm sorry I hit it on Jinkie bro. He's killing it
You're gonna throw the whole game, you're gonna throw the whole game.
Okay, okay, James, James.
All right, Ron, you talked?
Now I talk, okay.
I'm coming up with, James, Ron doesn't see us,
slices Carter's head off right front, and I think,
I think Ron was trolling when he got out, set up,
because Ron's just trying to-
I would hold off, please, I'm gonna-
Okay, to be fair, that is my fault.
So even if Jinxie was mad that I got voted out,
I can't be mad at that, because that is my fault.
But he was a bot the rest of the games.
Jinxie might be a record terrible among us player.
He's second to rank to sketch.
And that's saying something,
because I never play this game.
Bo, Jinxie, all it's-
Kingsman, Kingsman, you're our only hope of like-
I never play it.
Kingsman, it's not me and a pet on my mod.
I did not need to kill carpet right there
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I killed it from wrong fucking badass, and then I and then I couldn't like talk it off
I tried but that was my fault. That's my fault
No, no, no, I'm not gonna lie that was a you did good cuz you normally are bot in each round, but you did good this round
All I'm saying Jinx is oh and two isn't faster. Oh, can we get someone else in this lobby quick?
I'm ready. I'm ready.
Oh my god.
I'm fucking honestly.
Yeah, the fucking I'm involved.
You know, I've got my stream up.
How'd you do?
It's it's just yellow. It's just yellow. That's it. I don't want to be with it. It is just yellow
The defense
Yes, he he was being like uh on the right side
Usually like a hundred old time go top the bottom. I skated to go do comms
I go I go back up the fucking hallway and he's fucking all about the vent
Yeah, do you want to know?
Can I know can I explain what happened?
Go ahead
I saw Riley Vend, didn't he?
There's one to me at Tusk where you have to clean the vent
and I was picking the paperclips.
You know what?
I don't know.
Pardon?
OK, OK.
Do you guys want to know where the body was or?
Yes.
Yes.
What's body?
What's body?
James T's body was an admin on the admin card swipe.
OK.
James T was on the admin card swipe.
Who was he there with?
That would be Yellow Vendee there.
Yellow could have been there easily, easily.
I walk by as you see it.
It can be as you see.
Okay, I'm not gonna nipple, okay,
I'm just gonna say my piece now.
I was cleaning the vent, there was six pieces of pizza,
and there was three paper clips, I cleaned the vent.
Six pieces of pizza.
Six pieces of pizza.
If you wanna go back home now, okay,
I'm not great with my boys job.
Okay, then maybe you can extend it.
All access bin today.
Okay, so that cleared them,
is it six pieces of pizza, are we serious?
That's true, that is true.
But I can say that I walk my XTC.
Okay.
Also, I will say though, even though he runs me on my side and he came from admin, I didn't.
Where is admin?
No, no.
I'm at navigation right now.
Rod had to have come from navigation because I'm up near, I just walked by weapons and he literally was around there. I walked by him.
Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. That's not matter. That's comes.
I'm right in between 02 navigation and weapons triangle hallway.
I'm gonna skip. I'm gonna skip.
I'm a skipper.
By the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way,
Peach is an, is our engineer.
Peach is an engineer, really.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm the engineer.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Who did that?
No, no.
Why?
I like this game.
I like this game.
Okay, someone's on cams.
What the hell is that, Lottie?
Okay, it's at the head of Nav on the right side of it.
But the rear one's following you.
What?
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
nap on the right side of it but the reason why I'm following is I know you're good and I watch you I wanted you to go left
side it because if they if they burned the cars right and the other cams the kills on the left side it so to me
I'm left side it you know what I mean but it was that one
I get the thought process but the reason I didn't go from there is because I came from there so like I didn't go that way
So so Chaz has been having no information
Okay, okay Chaz up
Chaz I want to clarify. I'm not accusing you
But when I came around the corner for security you were waiting around the corner
You were not on cams, which is the only reason why I'm sussing that out a little bit, but I don't know
That's fair. That's fair
Okay
I'm sorry, but that doesn't make sense then that you were waiting on the side. That's the only thing I got
I was
Wait, we'll be visiting application the body was by now and okay, I fixed like
Yeah, I was on the map.
Me and Feinberg fixed comms, but he was there before me,
so he could have came from the right.
I came from Stormwind.
Feinberg, you're a mad client, brother.
OK, OK.
That's what you say.
Yeah, I was just talking to him.
I was just talking to him.
I'm just going to walk up and then leave.
I don't know when I'm silent, but I'm silent.
No, it's OK.
Ron is a good vote here.
I'm going to say, we need somebody.
I can't clear.
Chaz is the only one I can't clear.
Excuse me.
You loved taking this, like, leadership.
The body was on the right side.
We were far left.
I agree I'm just pointing out they were the little stuff. That's all I'm not using it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
What
I want to say something.
If we didn't vote Ron, we would have lost the game by now, because it would have been a reactor, and it would have been dead.
Yeah, but why are you two running around together like you're struck through each other?
That's what I mean! Like you're so bad!
Bro! Bro!
You have to be some form of like...
Who was the dude that's broke?
Dude, I'm the engineer and XTC got a killer. Me and XTC are full clear.
Yeah.
Wait, who was Ron's vouch, wasn't it Chazza?
No, then that's for me, but then he actually wasn't with me, so I don't know why he was lying.
Well, why didn't you call him?
Well, I did.
Well, I did.
Okay, Chazza, Chazza, I'm sorry.
Again, twice, that doesn't make sense.
No, you're gonna lose.
Sina, you're gonna lose.
Okay, no, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Chazza, I'm so sorry.
It's not any...
Guys, if he got me out, this is over.
This is over.
Well, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Ex-excuse me.
Feinberg said they were with Sina, and Ron was in the buster, so Chazza's his own key.
Okay.
I was with no one.
I was with no one.
No, I don't think he said it with me.
It's over.
It's very hard.
Yeah, get me going.
Get me going.
It's over, guys.
If you get me going, you lose.
All right, skip.
Wait, no, that's not true, because we got to go.
What?
Yeah, obviously, we got to go.
Only one imposter.
Yeah.
So we can skip.
And my thought box is like...
Okay.
We just skip.
I skip, then.
My thought box is like...
He said that he like he said that
But like now you're yelling about stuff, but you weren't yelling saying that Ron lied about being with you
No, I didn't you didn't damage. I I to be very I did not hear it. I didn't hear
No, I really said this in the beginning X2C third imposter twogled I okay, I don't know what you want me to say
That's straight up what I say
I think it's okay
Who did it every game Rala?
Who did it?
And well
So red showing again, I guess it's all good
So
Okay
Xece's body's an admin and he was just running with
He wasn't running with me because I just ran past
Feinberg I didn't run into him at all. Maybe I'm tripping may be what maybe I'm tripping but sinna when I was running to the reactor
Why did you like go up into the upper engine like me and you ran an upper engine?
Well, first of all, it's because every time I run I have to run with the freakin full map on the screen because I'm just not good at among us
So I'm a bot.
You don't load a map?
No.
You've been playing for hours. You don't load a map?
I played four games. You know how many viewing four games are? Chazza, where were you?
I was in upper weapons like top ref.
And was anybody with you?
No, I was in my ones.
No.
I saw a sinner I stopped in a behind me. I went into electrical, but the timing
There was enough time
But Chaz was also unaccounted for we already sussed him which is why I just I'm not clearing that
And he's unaccounted for entirely when we were all near each other that's what I'm saying
Thank you, thank you
Okay, no, hold on. No way. She has it now that you're gonna make me feel bad because I'm accusing you. Oh my god, you're making me feel so bad
I'm so sorry. No, no, no, you need to play the game as you think
But all you say is like that's like that's the shit I'm talking about though
I Chasa you're on it. You're on a count it for which is my point
It's not me and I try to be as you're clearing the per vote fight. I'm Chasa
You're clearing the only person who it can be like it's either you or Chasa and you're saying it can't be her
So are you telling I think he's five head plague Chasa? I'm sorry. I think you're five head playing
I'm sorry Chaz I'm sorry. I've had to vote you Chaz I'm scared do you not understand the only person can be if you and Sina are you like accusing yourself?
I think it's you Riley.
Are you on drugs bro?
Fuck, I keep nodding.
Okay, so we all don't trust each other.
I had to hit the button because me and the finder did the reactor and like we don't know
if there's people dead like I had to hit the button.
I mean it's only us four.
I can't be bro.
I can't tell if he's third or possibly,
if he's bad or being a possible.
Like that's what I can't tell.
You are clearing, Chazza.
You're clearing the other person
they can be between you and them,
and you're saying to see guy who's the most.
No, it's not me, it's not between me and her
because it's definitely not me.
It is definitely not me, and you just cleared me.
So then what does that say?
We all know it's you or Cynna.
Everyone in this lobby knows it's you or Cynna.
That's why she's accusing you,
because she knows it's either you or her,
and she thinks it's you.
Dude, Chazza, you're making people like an asshole.
He's doing the nice bit.
He's doing the nice bit and I'm sorry, I don't get it.
I don't think he's center, I think he's right.
Oh my god.
Okay, look, I'm just about to vote you for being done.
What are you saying?
Oh my god, this is crazy.
You're not voting or you're just-
Chazza! Chazza!
No, wait, the way fine vote's at is why it could be him as well.
Chazza!
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
Fine vote, fine vote, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think we have to vote Chazza because if not, okay, like, say-
If we just have to find a vote-
If we just have to find a vote-
Okay, if Sin is the imposter then she's just gonna kill you or like she will kill you and say it's me
And he's just gonna vote because he's dumb. Yeah, no
I mean like we have to vote him or we just lose but I think she's just gonna tie the vote with him
Like I don't know what we can do. I think we just lose I can't lie
Well, we just I don't even I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Chaz. I know I know you're saying
I know you're saying though like you're gonna die and she like you're gonna die
Why is she gonna accuse me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is buggy.
I'm sorry, bro. It doesn't make sense.
What do you think, Senator?
I'm just gonna...
What are we doing? What are we doing, bro?
What are we doing?
Chazza, Chazza, I literally, no, Chazza, I literally want you killed.
That's fucking crazy.
Chazza, I literally, no, no, I'm sorry, bro, what the fuck was that?
Chazza, I literally want you fucking killed.
kill are you serious no no no no no no no dude no i'm sorry you're playing some bullshit
no no no can i can i explain can i explain since i reported the body there is nothing to explain
riley he's playing the nice guy i didn't know i'm telling you riley please please i'm telling you
he's playing the nice guy i'm too dumb i don't know card please riley i was gonna i was gonna i
I was right in the entire time
My bathroom it was
He's literally playing the dumb car, bro, I don't get it like he's playing the like oh my god
It's not me, but I can clear
I'm sorry Chazza what the fuck Chazza. No Chazza. No
No, I'm laughing because she's trying to set me up for some bullshit. It's crazy
As you said I had one game playing going into this right
I'm gonna play you and chill with signal because if I kill someone, I'm not gonna lie
I can live with her beating me, but you are so bad that I cannot let you win no matter what I cannot let you win
you go aside bro, do you want to let him?
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you know it's him.
Riley, you literally know it's him.
Riley, you know it's him.
You know it's him, Riley.
You have 10 seconds.
You have 10 seconds, Riley.
You know it's him.
You have been spending the whole game accusing me of being here.
You need to get better at this.
Riley, Riley, you literally know.
I don't care, Riley.
Yes!
Yes!
Let's go there!
Yes!
Yeah!
I don't get to go!
Nobody needs to get that at all.
I can't take my hands off of you.
Where is this going?
Right now, I cannot take my hands off of you.
Yes!
Riley, this is not a problem.
I respect it.
I respect it.
I respect this.
Yes!
Yes!
It's the second one.
Come on, you're the first one.
This is a problem.
Hey, do you need to know what you're doing?
No, Chaz.
Yo, Chaz, I need to know.
I'm not going to know.
But I need you to know what's found in it.
I'm not going to make a list of it.
Bro, this guy goes against React.
I'm trying to pull up
Chazza Chazza, I'm so sorry Chazza. I'm so sorry Chazza that felt that I felt it
Bye guys!
Man, I felt like a gaslighting asshole that that did not feel good and the worst part is is Chazza goes
I can clear Sina and then I felt like more of an asshole. I
Felt like more of an asshole because because he was he was like he was like oh
I can clear Sina and I was like, oh, can you so that I just use that to be a dick
Holy fucking oh my god
Gaslighting gatekeeping girl bossing that was that was the most locked I've been
That was the most locked I've been oh my god and in the beginning I killed two people I killed Jinxie and
someone else
Two
That was good rounds. I'm confused, but he let you in no
I think Chazza actually cleared me because I've been around him and he thought that I wasn't it and he thought the other two
Could possibly be killers and that they were just too locked in on each other
So so it actually helped a lot that Chazza was so trusting because then I could take advantage of it and crush it
And it made me feel like an asshole
It made me feel like an asshole.
Poor Chazza.
He's probably like such a nice guy, you know?
And now he thinks I'm a bitch.
Jinxie broke his set up.
Well, I mean, yeah, I would too.
I was shit at the game.
But I shouldn't even say that, because Jinxie actually
is pretty good at games.
And I'm like never good at shit.
But you know what I mean?
I'm like never good at shit either.
So why am I giggling and laughing?
I'm giggling and laughing from a club I don't even get into,
because I'm fucking ass.
I'm so ass it gates.
Laughing a little too hard, huh?
That was good.
That was good.
Sina, watch the clip.
What clip?
Oh, is it when I got out?
Holy shit, wait that's good fucking edits, oh that's good fucking clips, holy shit.
That's good clips, oh my god that's good clips, yo Skully think of it as a sub, JJ think of
it as a sub, I appreciate it.
Thank you incoming ginge raid, yo W ginge raiders, I appreciate it.
Thank you so much for the raid, shout out Jen, she's cool to play with.
out Jim she's super cool to play you know this is this is great fucking clip
and you know what's funny is I was just complaining about this because I'm ass at
the game like I'm ass at Among Us I'm so bad and I cannot get this specific
thing I can never get it never get it done so the fact that that I was able to
get this done. I was able to get this shit done. Yo, GINS! Hey, WGINS Raid, thank you
so much for the raid. What do you guys call your community? Is it just GINS? WGINS Raid,
I appreciate it. Thank you so much. Shout out the one or the few GINS chatters, so I shouldn't
say GINS chatters because it was a few. GINS chat, I was telling a, I was telling my community
how every time I always play with a group of guys there's always like some
12 year old that comes into my chat and they go don't you think such-and-such
streamer is so hot and it's so funny because I'll literally I'll literally
open up like my twitch chat after a round and there'll be like the first thing
I see and it's somebody saying that shit I'm like no bro what are you doing hello
gents chatters I don't think that Manchester is blue by the way but
That's because I fuck with patrice evera. So whatever piece patrice evera got going on
That's my homie because I was on inside with him and he's awesome. He calls y'all the sluts, okay?
Well, I won't be doing that because I will end up on incel twitter
You know what I mean, and they'll say that I'm something y'all out. So
Y'all got that on that side, but over here, you know what I mean?
I don't know what the fuck y'all got going on. You're welcome to stick around. I'm playing Dark Souls after this
to map that everybody goes like the back of your fucking head.
Dude, this is such a good clip.
Yeah.
All right.
OK.
Oh my god.
Holy fuck.
That's so good, bro.
No fucking hesitation at all.
And it kind of was a weak ass punch.
Why are people saying Archie Stream?
Yeah, he had one more question to ask.
He has one more question?
Yeah, he heard it twice.
Is that me on Nas's head?
Yo, there's dead ass in no way.
That better be a normal ass
Why did I just get a clip and it's Sina reacts to junko punching cam
So you want Senator react? He's pretty reacting to Jinxie punching the cam
He calls y'all the slugs, okay, but you got to say I won't be doing that because I will end up on incel twitter
Really grind my gear
I
Yes
I'm being raised after he needs that one gets you got 10 seconds
He needs it
Not that that's what threw it off your WP
Their boss your fucking boss all right focus ladies and gentlemen focus
What is this?
They found a hippo on the side of the beach!
They found a hippo on the side of the beach!
No! Bro, they got infinite-
I thought you were like that.
They got infinite eating source!
Don't talk to her like that.
My bad, not a hippo.
Oh well.
Oh, stand there. I'm just playing.
Oh!
Oh, hold on.
Oh!
That's it.
I'm adding him to the list.
One second.
You can't cut the leaves and the magic is lost.
It's okay.
Tell me this guy's fake and gray.
Tell me your passion's gone.
I guess Yu-Gi's not a good no-call.
I guess Yu-Gi's just so funny.
What did somebody say here we fucking go here come the Erica Kirk tears
Hey, hey, hey, you shut your dumb ass up, buddy.
Holy shit, you shut your dumb ass up, okay?
Holy fuck, holy shit.
Oh man, oh my god.
Are you serious, Spence?
Are you fucking dead ass spends of all people of all fucking people?
Ladies and gentlemen, I have you know, okay, I've been looking like a skinny legend today. I ate a salad hold on wait
Today I ate a salad. Thank you very much. Can you tell hold on wait when I turn sideways? It's like you can't even see me
can you see me body see thank you body is coffee thank you so much somebody said
oh my god Senna you literally look like a Victoria's Secret model I saw it
through the chat why is Ray calling me what you fat piece of shit I heard
What did you say?
Oh.
What's up, Sina?
How's it been?
How's it been?
Oh, really?
So you didn't call me fat like 20 minutes ago?
No.
I say kind of fat.
And Yugi, don't laugh too much in the back, Yugi.
Don't laugh too much in the back, Yugi, because I'm letting you know right now I already
fake cried and I will be seeing you on TikTok comment section.
Wait, wait, wait, Sina, I hope you've been good.
Shut up.
You're supposed to be hanging out with Bonnie.
Hi, Sina.
Hi, Sina.
I seen a big fan
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Red, if you could please shoot Ray, that would make me feel awesome because I'm just dealing
so bad and Ray called me fat and I really just want to see him die.
So if you could shoot him and maybe Yugi, that would make me really happy and I'm also
I'm really proud of how good you did yesterday, you know?
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Damn, this is so beautiful!
Oh, what the fuck?
Did he shoot them?
What the fuck?
I think you got the gun.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No!
Baby, get out of here.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
And I got 50 get in!
Wait, I love ratified.
He's my favorite.
No Suarez!
No Suarez!
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, wait to rewind.
I love ratified.
He's my favorite.
Wait, somebody ratified the chat.
Can I VIP him?
That's my goat.
I don't know if somebody eats this or a show.
That's my goat.
I can wipe my tears now.
No, and I'm staying live and playing Dark Souls, fuck you.
I'm calling, I'm calling Ray.
I'm calling Ray.
Ray.
So you take it back, right?
And you think that women are beautiful in all shapes and sizes, right?
And wait, could you hand the phone to Redify?
Yeah, awesome.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Redified, thank you so much for shooting them.
You're honestly my favorite person in OSCS, you're my favorite.
Could you do me one more favor?
Yeah.
Do you think that you could shoot Arky one more time for asking for a radio?
It would make me really happy.
I've just been fine so much.
You're the best.
You're the best, Red.
Thank you so much.
You're the sweetest.
You're the best.
I'll be back in Austin.
I literally hope you die.
I literally won't Redify to kill you.
I'm not retified to kill you.
No, please, please, please, please.
No, please, please, please, please.
No, please, please, please, please.
Bye guys, I hope you have a good sleep.
I'm staying live and playing Dark Souls,
and shout out to 50gipthid, fuck you.
I'm just getting high.
Yes!
Retified is my favorite.
And I got 50gipthid bitch.
W. Redify in the chat. He's my favorite in OSDS.
That's my goat.
Okay, so women are going to make it a dream.
That's also my demon, bro. I watched him fight last night. That's my demon.
Are we going to eat it? Are we eating that at the end of the game?
We're going to eat it.
We're going to eat it.
We're going to eat it first.
Yo, should we say we all eat it, right?
Yeah, yeah, we all eat it.
Yo, we're so trapped.
Rewind? Wait, I want to see where he hit him.
Sorry.
Yo!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Hey, wait, wait, what the fuck is that?
Redify, please.
If you could please shoot Ray ...
No, okay.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Stop it!
No, no, no!
Fuck.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I'm not joking I think redify I think redify is one of my favorites in OSES
he's goat he's a goat right there that's literally that's my demon bro that's my
goat that is my goat he's the best he is literally the best have you seen blue
Who the fuck is Blueify?
I just followed him.
That was awesome.
Any time I've ever had an interaction with Redify, he's the nicest person ever.
That's his twin.
He has a twin?
He is an older brother?
I didn't even know.
I mean, how would I know that?
You know what I mean?
How would I know that?
But literally, literally, Redify is my favorite.
And also, he won a fight yesterday.
So that's my double two-time goat.
I feel a lot better.
I'm up 50 gifted.
And my makeup didn't run from the water I put on my face.
And now I get to play Dark Souls.
And Redify shot for me.
That's my hero.
Here is Blueify.
Look, it's Redify and Blueify, bro.
It's good.
Oh my God.
Wait, there is Blueify.
I thought it was fake.
They're twins?
I thought it was the second fucking, the second round.
Well, he started like, actually like.
Now, is his brother as into guns as he is?
When is the Red X Sinisterine?
Ooh, I think I was shooting with Redify.
I feel like that'd be really fun.
I feel like that'd be really fun.
Wouldn't it?
Loki, I need to do something.
I would like to go to the LSCS house
because those guys are always so nice.
I wanna see Sunny, I wanna see all the guys,
I wanna see everyone.
I feel like that'd be super, super fun.
You know what I mean?
But, and now, now I've got my, my demon retify looking out for me.
That's really my hero.
That's really my hero.
Okay.
Um, are you guys ready for Dark Souls?
We have Dark Souls time.
Yes.
Senna, it's a, it's a biohazard.
Oh, here we fucking go.
Wait a minute.
Every time I ever talk about a man, this is where they start.
And I know you're a regular chatter.
So I know you're going along with a bit, but here we fucking go ladies and gentlemen
Here we go. I knew it. I
Freakin knew it
Every fucking time
All right, are you ready to play Dark Souls? We we have a fun gaming night, bro. Loki good ass day-to-day
Yes, so far. I
Got 50 get fit from Ray
Um, I got 50 get fit from Ray we did we did a bunch of shits
We had oh my god between yesterday too of watching the fights. It was a great stream
You know what I mean? It was a it was a great stream. Oh my gosh awesome stream. Okay. No sourdough bread today
No, it is downstairs though. Loki. I have the I have the things downstairs, but I didn't make any today
No, I kind of miss the bread so y'all are missing bread segments now, but yesterday y'all were full of complaints
Are we dead serious? Are we dead ass?
Are we just okay, I'm not gonna lie the end of the stream was good vibes yesterday the end of the stream was really good vibes
It was Pete vibes yesterday. I
Really liked it. It was good
We're good off the bread you guys just hate anything fun. You know what I mean? You hate anything fun
I thought that was peak vibes yesterday, I'm not gonna lie.
Rosie had a good time too, so that's all that matters.
That is all that matters.
Alright, it's Dark Souls time ladies and gentlemen, lock the fuck in.
Lock the fuck in.
We got Dark Souls, holy peak day.
Damn, and we had a good among us one day.
We're really up.
Uh oh, you know what that means chat, it means I'm due for a down.
Actually, no, I just got called fat by Rey.
I'm good on downs.
I've had enough downs today.
You know what I mean?
I'm good.
I'm good.
Now that I'm seeing it, I'm actually good on downs.
I'm not fat by, I call it by Rey and Yugi.
I'm good on downs.
I've had my downs.
And now I'm back to my ups.
Gazzle the hell out of them, farm to get 50 subs.
That's how you do it.
That's really how you do it.
All right, focus.
Focus.
Let's get dark cells open.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you know, you know.
We're just thinking about the progress.
And today's another day of progress.
Focus up.
I'm pretty sure tomorrow, chat, by the way,
we have another collab.
I've got to text the person to verify.
Are we still good for tomorrow?
We have another collab.
I don't think I can say who because they're the ones that ask me so I can't
leave. Yeah it'll be a little bit IRL. I'll be a little bit IRL. So not not a
gaming collab. We did, oh good lord, is that what it's like when I show my forehead?
Yeah I'll be a little bit IRL. We did a gaming collab like most of this week so
I think it's fine you know what I mean? We did a gaming club today, we did a
water game across today so I think it's good we do IRL tomorrow. Any agreeers? Oh
nice they said they were just about to text me as perfect. Hey we're up ladies
and gentlemen hold. Turn on the death counter. There we go. Open this. Do this.
Fixed game catcher. You still need to complete. Oh my god I still do need to be
agree fuck let's just do Dark Souls. Covenant Dark Souls in a little bit and I don't want to get distracted.
I don't want to get distracted.
Though I will say chat, we've been doing crazy. Oh we're on this peak fight.
Okay.
Dude, SDK, by the way, has ruined my brain, because every time I say okay, that's all
I hear is the fucking okay from his arms.
I'm brain-wrotted to hell.
Okay, I need to use one more Dream Destiny podcast.
I don't think I sound that much like JoJo Siwa anymore, right?
If I do, I might don't.
So, answer carefully.
You do?
Okay, well, bridge stream tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh my God, why did I just do this?
Hold on, wait.
Let me hear a squat chat for the presentation.
Yeah, stream is good for tomorrow we've a we've a IRL collab which I think will be kind of fire
Um, which will be good.
Oh my God, I have drifted from my controller disease.
And I think you guys will be excited about the person I'm dealing with, Steph Land.
I think they're really cute.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
It'll be a bridge stream.
Get excited.
Me and the person I'm collabing with are jumping off a bridge.
No bungee cord.
First
You know TWM think you're so much of a sub is a bar they're gonna sub I appreciate it
Okay focus
Ladies and gentlemen
This fight cannot be that hard.
You know what I've realized by the way, chat?
You know why my schedule's getting all fucked up?
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
It's just every time you like I do streams now they end up being like eight hours.
So that's how I'm falling behind on a bunch of shit.
I realized.
Why did he be locked in?
You guys have been getting straight nine eight hour streams.
I think daily for the past like fuck for the past like six months.
No, not six months, uh, maybe.
And, no, it's not a bad thing.
But I do realize, I wonder how my dumb ass keeps falling behind.
It's like the other day I did an eight hour, and then I was like, alright guys, we don't
have time to play games, we have a strange one, and everybody's complaining.
No Dark Souls? I said motherfucker, I've been alive for eight hours.
There's no way you're complaining.
I love that you do both games and IRL streams, because it's fun.
I like both.
Though I love, I love, like, long streamer you can just game are so fun.
It's literally the best.
Hey, how the fuck do I...
You about to strike?
Okay
How do I do this fight
Are they gonna lean forward or do I just run in?
Okay, so no to the running game
Okay, I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it. So so the running in is a no. All right. I'm locked. I'm locked
Easiest run back of my life by the way not that not the last one was way fucking worse
You could just ignore it. Yeah, but then I'd be a bitch. What is that?
What is that over there?
Am I stuck?
Oh fuck.
I'm stuck.
What is this?
Is that a clam?
Okay, that's fairs. Oh my god, there's something inside. What is that?
What the f- Guess who?
How did I survive?
Oh my god.
Go hit me.
Give me the other one.
Drop it.
Wait.
Oh my god.
I found an infinite glitch.
Glitch
Wait, hey, you know what?
You don't realize there's no help bar. Oh
Yes, there is
Here's this man!
Fuck!
Re-tweet!
Are you going to watch the movie? Send help. I don't even know what movie I'm talking about.
Maybe.
Fans.
I focus, ladies and gentlemen, focus.
Hey, I fought Radon, okay? I've beaten Radon two times. I beat Melania. I beat Mulano.
None of this matters to me. I don't give a fuck.
This is nothing compared to them, literally nothing.
I should Loki hit right there.
No, no, I can't hit them in the animation
You can so you're telling me I just missed there's no way I've never missed in my life can I get a retweet?
They can make an eldering movie it'd be cool if Santa can get a role in it.
I wish that they would never.
You know what I still want to do?
I still want to do my millennia phase 2 cosplay.
I think that would be so sick.
Dad is a furry.
No, my dad isn't a furry.
My dad learned what the phrase furry is.
And unfortunately, cannot let the phrase go.
Rage said it on stream, Rage doesn't know my dad.
Also Rage is an NPC, he's a boss.
He's literally a flanker.
Come on man.
Okay, these are I feel like they feel like good swings, but chat they feel like bad swings
Rosie spawned in for rage
He really did. He really did. He heard Rage's name and Rosie just randomly spawned in. He's like I had a good time to type.
Alright, focus. Like I feel like I just do so little damage.
to this boss and I need to upgrade my soul I haven't upgraded my weapon in a
wild
But I'm assuming this boss also
Okay, alright, well, maybe a strike?
God.
Boss?
So you mean to tell me this isn't a boss?
Yeah, but if I don't fight him I'm kind of pussy, right?
come on do the striking thing see I wish I could jump in here focus
I don't want to heal yet, fuck.
Oh my god
Yeah, I'm gonna let your handsome hobo shout out you for the sub. Thank you so much TWMB thing of the sub as well
I don't know like what to do, but I feel like I'm doing no damage to him, right?
But if I try to go back and upgrade my sword, it's gonna take me forever.
Oh my god, I got an extra use to splash. Ladies and gentlemen, walk in. This could be it.
I feel like I'm doing no damage.
Right?
right? I feel like you didn't even hit him. No, but when I do hit him, like I'm doing
no damage. Am I crazy? Step forward when they shoot fire. So you're just straight up not
watching the match because they dead ass don't shoot fire. Does that look like fire to you?
beat shot of me you're not even watching the fiber you just say it's your
Got a strike
Say how far forward do I need to be when they do that
I can't reach I'm too short
Okay, I got two hits in how much damage did that do none
That's good. That's good. Okay, that's awesome.
Okay, awesome.
Sir, one hit. How much damage did I do?
Nine. That's great.
Dude, I'm literally poking him. I might be underleveled for this.
I'm doing no damage.
Their life isn't even a quarter of the way down.
Maybe use a long range, no chat, I think I'm just under leveled.
Really bad.
I think I'm just underleveled.
Cause I feel like when I'm hitting them, I'm doing like, I'm doing toothpick damage.
Straight toothpick damage.
You know?
So it's just, I can't, I would love to switch to season, but I fucking can't.
Because every time I go to hit him, I'm dead ass stuck.
Do I run back or do I go across?
If I run back, I can low-key upgrade my weapon, but I also don't know how to get all the way
back from here.
Okay?
Yeah, I know.
I guess it's not me.
That's fine.
No, yeah.
I don't want to play the game.
Don't do what I think they're going to do, thank you.
Can I go to the upgrade from here? I don't even know how to get back. Straight up.
I think I'm too far gone. Why are there not multiple blacksmiths?
Oh my god, I'm getting it.
Let me in.
Uh-oh.
Did you?
Where are my puppy girls at? Yo, you're not real, bro.
You are not real.
In a Twitch chat, nonetheless, you're trying to find a girlfriend and you're trying to find a puppy girl.
Boy, do I have the podcast episodes to do.
That's elite Paul's reference if you don't get it you don't get it if you do you do
That was heavy pulls
Oh, so I just gotta run for him? Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I actually just took him to the needle
Did you see that?
Wait, I didn't know they could follow me here.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Oh
Stop, I'm focused. Alright, I'm sprinting like a little bitch. I don't care. Yo, step
on your ass, kid, you think you're the one doing the stuff? I appreciate it. I'm sprinting
like a little bitch. I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. High
key you know what I can do?
free me from this hell let me run faster
go
put some pep in your step
hold on
that's five head IQ I'm telling you
matter of fact
No armor. I'm going no armor. Just full runs. Come on, sprint. Sprint like it's Baywatch
on the beat. Oh my god, look at me. Holy chock sheep, bro. I don't care who it is.
Legend what is this bill it's me
Fuck
Go
Oh my god
Holy shit.
Alright, well, at least I made it here.
Oh my god, I almost fell.
Wrong way.
What is that?
So I thought you guys told me before to go forward because I could get back to upgrade
my weapon.
You remember that?
And I'm noticing that when I follow this trail that is not what occurred here and there's
No other path to go
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're dying
Okay, at least let me get you with the ballpark with the ballpark with the ballpark with the
ballpark.
Wait, he's chill.
Kill!
Pray to the everlasting dragons.
Why are people saying cut his teeth?
I don't want to do that.
He looks kind of nice.
He's kind of cutesy, no?
I don't know, I think we prayed.
Yeah, let me join you. This shit kind of tough.
Okay.
Offer a dragon scale.
Now, what would offering a dragon scale do?
What is that?
Oh my God.
Hold on, wait, chat.
Focus.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Ooni.
Why are you in here?
Come here.
Wait, do you hear him?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait, do you hear him?
Unnie.
Come here.
Hey.
Unnie.
Come here.
Hey.
Come here.
What?
Huh.
Do you hear him?
Come here.
Come on.
What?
Yes.
It's not to me, all right, ready?
I think I'm gonna drop something off oh fuck I'm so glad I didn't click on that
this chat I almost hit him so do I give him the dragon scale or no
No, just cut the tail I feel like okay. Let me let me just say I feel like if I cut the tail
You guys are gonna you guys are gonna
What's it called you're gonna um
What I say give me in a fight
The whole chat then cut it every time you guys ever say anything to me you fuck me up fine, whatever
He's dying
Wait, wait, oh my god
Hold on, you guys can't see, you guys can't see what I see
Hold on, I better move this
Oh, sorry.
390.
He's at my door.
Who's at my door?
Who's at the hold?
you
Okay, cool, we're good.
entering a new debit card. No, our doordash driver was just confused and they needed to
drop something off and they couldn't verify the address. But I was like, it's fine, you
can just drop it off. That's good. Can I use the Greatsword? Oh shit, wait, let me move
this back. I can use it, right? Wait, this is Great Finds.
Not yet, it's too heavy, so I need to go farm.
Oh my god, the difference in weight for this?
Okay.
The difference in weight is crazy.
RIP.
is what are my stats equipment load is 58 how much is this 24 this x on the sword
you like 50 strength what do I have you 20 so I'm screwed and that was a waste
for nothing. Awesome. Square on the sword. Weight is 24. Am I able to, I'm not able to
You use it though, right?
Right?
Hold on.
You can use 34 strength while two handed.
What is my strength now?
DG, say goodbye.
So now I just have to run all the way back if I want to upgrade my weapon.
I literally have to go all the way back.
What?
What?
I'll do my clears.
That's fair.
Did she not see me to the round table?
I have news for you.
I have news for you.
It looks like there's an area to run up this tree, but I don't know what this is.
I'm concerned about the wish.
I'll try it. I have not the wish.
Worst case, I just die until we're a little down.
Wait a minute, I sat at the other bonfire!
Oh my god, bruh!
Just make a new game!
I'm gonna keep trying to kill that dragon if I'm if I'm severely underleveled it's not worth
so I'm gonna spend three hours I've learned from Elden Ring because I've learned the hard way
I am I'm literally doing toothpick damage to them because I my weapon is severely underleveled
and I'm severely underleveled so I've learned to not brute force it otherwise I'm gonna spend four
hours on a fight that should not take that long because I literally am not improving.
You know what I mean?
Dragon knees.
No, you're really 101.
You are really 101, let me tell you.
Okay, I'll fall off.
What is this?
Okay.
Stop.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay
Okay, so we don't enter here then
Good to know all right, that's it. I'm taking my bitch ass back
No, that's it. I'm running all the way back to the beginning holy cut scene
Do I have to go back to Blythe Town?
How the fuck do you even get all the way back there?
Brother, I don't even know where Blythe Town is.
Did we even ever go through it?
Or was it all those little bridges?
Oh, let me focus.
Oh, that's right, the dirty swamp area.
Running 10 miles in DS1.
I will say, as much as I like Dark Souls 1, if the runbacks in Dark Souls 2 are worse,
probably won't play it because I know me and that is gonna be that is gonna be
by far the most annoying thing I probably won't play DS2 if they're worse.
So DS3? Yes. Because I heard DS3 is fun.
GG. He's about to fly over me.
now what in the animation the hell was that
bro he was moving like the Saitama in the new the new uh was that Saitama that was
moving like that or was it the background character that was sliding
down the hill in one punch man. Oh my god the bonfire you're right.
The F2 gets better the more you progress. Anytime somebody says that about a show or
a game that normally means it's bad and you're coping. But you went too far into it for it
to be bad to you. So you're like, oh my god, I have to say, it gets better, I swear. It
gets better. You're like, it does, it does get better. It does. And then really it doesn't.
You know what I mean? Like One Piece? Yeah, but here's the thing, I think One Piece, people
say is bad in the beginning because they say it's old. But I think One Piece is fine. Like
I've watched the beginning of it, I think it's fine.
I don't think it's bad.
Now, do I...
No, oh my god, that wasn't as bad.
Okay, now, how the...
Do I just run the entire way up?
Is that a bit?
Oh my god, I'm playing walking sim.
That's it, chat.
Next stream, we're doing power wash simulator.
Any retweeters?
I
Said yes, you know why we used to watch I used to watch Connor eats pants to power wash simulator
Oh my god, this shut is still following me stop it
Oh, yeah, yeah
Okay, what is this?
Do I hit him?
Oh
Look out a ladder
Easy
Wait is that bad that I get the bad ending did you is that bad endings?
Okay, now how do I get out of here?
That's a drop, that's a drop.
Is there another ladder?
That's another drop.
Easy. Yeah, I don't know. This area. Come on, wait. Let me climb faster. Focus.
Help all these animators. Listen, if you know my history, you do not want to ask me that
question. Straight up. Save yourself. I'm going to rage bait you to hell. To hell. You
You are gonna be so mad if you see that you don't want to know.
You don't want that smoke stress.
You think you know what you're getting into?
You think you're like all excited?
Like oh my god, Senna, I love watching your streams, it's your favorite top 5 anime and
you're gonna get your day ruined.
Oh my god, that was almost bad.
Why can I not get on this?
Am I glitched?
If I were to fall in there, somebody would have had to die.
And it would have been one of you guys.
Sorry to tell you.
Straight up, I don't make the rule
as best as how the world works.
And I'm telling you right now,
on everyone in chat's life,
if I die,
before I get to the next boss,
Somebody's paying the price.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on.
Am I going the wrong way?
Can I just leave them?
OK, that's one.
Two.
I just saw the ring girl on Twitter.
Did she say something?
What do you mean the ring girl on Twitter?
That girl is gorgeous.
What's her ass?
So you guys are asking for her ass.
You can probably find it, Loki.
All right, focus.
Holy, oh my god, Chad.
I figured out why my mood is shifting.
You know why?
I'm getting sick.
I'm getting motion sick from the game,
and I don't have my glasses on.
Fuck.
Fuck, I can feel it.
Oh, gee, that's L bodies.
No.
Can I put on these? I hate wearing these though. I don't know if these have the same effect.
No, it's not the blue bodyplug. It's whenever this game for some reason,
but when I play games without something in front of my eyes, it makes me sick.
But now I look like a chud!
Wait, hold on. Freeze!
Safe. We did it.
Oh my god, it's like chat. I don't know if you can tell it's like a noticeable mood difference when I start getting like motion sick
It's like I feel like my brain just starts getting fog in it and I can't focus
It's so bad
I
Sucks, I know why like brought who decides to be a streamer and then it's susceptible to motion sickness literally who does that
Oh my god, like what what is that?
So question I have to run all the way up through Bly town in order to even figure out
out where the next boss is.
What is that hole there?
Do I just go there?
I'm just gonna go there.
I'm gonna go there.
That hole looks promising. W hole in the chat, please.
What is that?
Run, run, run!
What is that?
Don't!
And there's Spiderwebs GG.
I'm dying.
There's a boss here, isn't there?
I'm cooked.
Do I just go in the hole?
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'm going in the hole.
Is there no bonfire fuck there's gonna be no bonfire watch I know it
Oh hell no.
You passed it?
No!
Oh my god, wait, where is this?
Fuck, I'm screwed.
You dare hit me, you little bitch.
Is he here?
What did I just let you say?
Left you mean my left or your left
This is my left
Both lefts I did I hate you
Our left isn't you oh my god
It's your left not also my left or do you guys just not know where left is oh?
Oh wait, is it in here?
Oh god no I'm cooked. I'm cooked!
Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Look out!
Stop!
the left wall okay oh my god stop you fucking chud
wall? Other left wall. Motherfucker, that's the right. That is the right side. If I'm
facing the wall, this is the left side of the entrance and the right side is on the
other wall. You inbred troglodyte. Oh my god, you guys are all inbred troglodytes. I'm
seeing it. That is just your opinion. So you mean to tell me, I have the opinions of left
and right are you fucking that's it you're pissing me off
so it's this way
this is about to go left
That's it, Jack. I'm giving out my address. Type one if you want it.
There's no bonfire here.
here?
here? Oh my God! Are you guys talking about the bonfire that's at the beginning of this
thing? Is it in here? Please be in here. Thank God. Holy shit. So when everyone is the same
to the left you should have just said go back to the start of where Blytown is
and then it's to the right of that but instead everybody said it's to the left
of the entrance which isn't even left by the way
So you guys might be bought.
What is this?
Uh oh.
BG.
Oh my controller has drift.
Is she rage baited?
Because she does not have the left or the right.
Okay, so let me enlighten you something.
Right here. This entrance. If you say something is to the left, here is your left.
If you say something is to the right, here is your right. If you say something is to the right,
don't say follow right. You could just say it was back behind me and then to the right.
Right?
Make sense?
Don't patronize you.
I would never patronize you.
I'm a sweet lovable angel.
And now I'm losing.
Are we serious?
So I'm just stuck with this until the Bloss fight?
GG.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, don't hit me again, don't, don't, don't!
Dodge and weave, ladies and gentlemen, dodge and weave!
Alright, focus.
Good luck, in this way.
Rosie said still here, it took you 83 hours to beat that game, 83.
That's more than a full two weeks of work.
What is that?
Hold up, what is that?
Hold up.
Hold on!
What is that?
Please.
Easy, light work.
Oh shit, okay.
Damn, what the fuck was that?
Alright, that's fair.
That's fair.
And even I really can't even be mad at that.
Chance, should I kindle here?
Kindle fire?
I feel like I should, no?
Cause like,
cause like, then I can have 10,
I can have 10 lives.
I feel like that makes the most sense.
And I get poisoned here.
Hold on, who is that?
Honey?
Honey?
What is wrong?
Why are you crying?
What do you need?
What is wrong?
Come here.
He's crying.
What's wrong?
Honey, hey.
Tom.
Do you hear him?
Come here.
Hey, over here.
What's going on, my noodle?
What?
What is wrong?
What do you want?
Do you want some attention, my little fat boy?
My fat boy?
I'm sorry.
All my good life, all day, but should we just do it?
I'm sorry.
All my good life, all day, but should we jump to?
All right.
I'm going to get down.
Go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. I felt this ladies and gentlemen.
Holy fuck. I don't know why I made myself so...
I did not even think about the glasses. I made myself so sick.
Not putting them on. I can actually...
Like I feel like I can throw up. I low-key might need to go get the other glasses.
Cause I feel like I can throw up right now.
Oh, chat. Wait here for two seconds.
I'm gonna go get the other glasses cause I made myself so sick.
Alright, hold.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry
Oh my gosh, I got them.
I got them.
Hopefully it helps.
Dude, even walking, I can feel like, dude, being mo- who gets motion sick in games and
becomes a streamer?
Actual bot behavior, let me tell you.
Actual bot behavior.
See how does that even happen?
I can use one twin humanities, right chat?
Can't I win one twin, use one twin humanities
and then be able to make it 10?
If I use one of those, right?
Yes?
OK, I'll use that.
Yeah, I don't know why, bro.
It's like, I remember even as a kid,
I would always get motion sick, like, I dealt with it a lot,
but like, I feel like, even in especially old games,
you can sometimes turn off motion blur,
but there's a level of motion blur
that is still built into the game, if that makes sense.
So that, like, I can turn off the main motion blur,
but not a lot of it, and then it just kind of fucks me up.
You're probably gonna mod. It's not worth it. I'll just wear the glasses. The glasses majority of the time have helped so much
But it's crazy like like I feel like getting motion sick for motion blur actually feels like somebody is draining my life
That's dead as how it feels
It feels like somebody is physically draining a life force for me, and I'm like well, okay
Okay, like nauseous?
It feels like light nauseous and it feels like dizziness.
Like I feel like almost lightheaded a little bit.
Good roll.
But the reason I like these glasses
is because I don't know if you've ever seen
motion borrow glasses, but sometimes I have found,
Like something stable in front of my eyes,
like these two centerpieces in front of my eyes,
it's kind of like, it helped me focus a little bit.
Like it feels like there's not much motion going on
and there's like a level of like something in front of my eyes
that is stopping the blur from effecting it.
I don't know how to explain it.
Who was that?
Who was that?
She's so epic you don't do anything. It's almost as if I just think of a sub I appreciate it
Not one inch of mercy? Yeah, I'm not gonna watch you be beating my ass.
She's gonna be beating my ass.
Yeah, why don't you show it on YouTube? Cause I like playing copyright music.
And holy shit, I was eight back. Oh my god, that felt like when I was in school and I played dodgeball.
And of course one ball always straight to my head, beamed me.
Beamed me.
Every time.
No, no, no, I feel like YouTube, though, you have to deal with so much strict rules as far as copyright, like they're really, really strict.
And I just don't want to have to deal with that.
Like Twitch will mute the VOD and that's fine.
YouTube, YouTube, your channel will get restricted.
You know what I mean?
I
Got back up
It's true on kid. Yeah, I'm
You don't look you know crazy there are a lot of like I feel bad
Let's take this a bad rap, but there are like I've spread to stream on kids and they're good
They're not like degenerates or anything.
They're good streamers.
And they just be doing chill shit, bro.
They don't do crazy shit.
It kinda depends on just what you're into.
Fuck!
I thought I dodged it.
But you know what's wild?
On the kick side of things, on two PR trains.
I'm a PR demon.
And then I talked to, you know,
Like, you know, my actual PR friends, and they all go sinna.
You make too many jokes.
You're going to get yourself in trouble one day.
And then I'm like, well, wait a minute.
Which one am I?
I don't know.
You saw somebody drop a hard R twice on kick?
Every day.
I mean, I just don't say it, I mean, hey chat, I don't police what you believe and I don't
police what you do but I also don't believe that the things you do do not
have consequence to action you know what I mean I won't tell you how to live
your life but if the way you live your life has consequences then those are the
You reap what you sow or that you reap, you know.
You reap what you sow.
I'm not I'm not I'm not
Oh my god, I don't even have armor on, I'm a bot.
I know, I just remembered I took my armor off for that long run back.
A fat Roman?
Have a one if you won.
Oh my god, I almost do it.
Why did I do this to myself?
Well, why do I have such an L-body, oh my god.
I get sick so easily, what is this?
I'm literally not even sick sick, I'm motion sick, who does this?
Because you're weak.
Please, get me out of this fucking swamp.
Free me!
I wish you know what I need to take before games like this drama me
you know that's why I can't even do like I can never own VR stuff I wish I could
Like, in a perfect world, in a drool-er, brain-dead, bot world,
I could get into VRChat and never leave.
You know what I mean?
But I am too hindered.
I'm just kidding.
VRChat has freaked out of their minds. I'm not going to hinder them.
Okay, that's good walls.
on equip the shield yeah but it's good for stamina see it has a stamina buff on it
You always roll forward, but I thought Chad that you rolled backwards in am I trippin
or they said you should always roll backwards in DS1.
It depends on the boss, but that's awesome.
I put a slanty face if you're mad.
There it goes.
What a dumb emote.
Oh man, I love dumb emotes.
Oh, you're too late.
You're right.
Thank you.
Is that it?
Nice.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Bro, you better stop it.
Focus!
I don't have a feeling that I haven't seen all her moves and she's about to get really
in the way.
Of course, of course, of course, I'm cornered by lava.
Turn human and kill the invader.
What invader?
I'm fighting a boss.
There's no invader in my game.
Wait, hold on.
That woe-gee mode is fire.
Wait, hold on.
That's good.
Wait, that's great.
You didn't see the big, the letter saying you've been invaded?
Wait, but what does that matter?
I'm in a boss fight.
Does that affect me at all?
I don't care
No, yeah, it's fine like I didn't want to enjoy the game tonight anyways
I figured I figured I had so much fun on among us that like why would I want to enjoy two games in a
row. Why would I want to do that? It's so much easier when I can just eat my life in one game.
Imagining a shot every time you die, brother, I don't drink. I'm not a tank like that. I cannot
drink like that. If I took three shots, y'all would see a completely different side of me.
You would see a demon you've never seen before, aka I would go to sleep.
When I get too drunk, say goodbye.
It is bedtime.
You know, as I remember Tevin, Tevin does a lot of drinking anime games, and he was
like, setup, would you ever do a drinking anime game with me?
And I told him, Tevin, I am the last person you should ever ask to do that.
I will be the least entertaining of our you've ever seen in your life and drinking game like that because I will just go to I won't want to do anything I would just go to sleep.
Yeah, I go into different chats and then and then I go to sleep.
Come on. Everything is doing that.
She goes again with some bullshit.
No.
Hold!
Oh my god, these are good runs.
These are good runs.
No, Ooni, Ooni, I love you.
There's no way you're crying.
Now, Ooni.
Now, Ooni.
Why of all times to start whining behind me, did you choose that time?
Oh, and here comes the other culprit ready to complain.
Well, well.
Mushi.
Mushi.
Let me guess.
You wanna sit on my lap?
Mushi.
Mushi, if I start playing this game, are you gonna,
oh, it's Ooni.
Okay, there it is. Hey, honey.
Honey. Hey.
Honey. Hey.
Come here.
And you.
What do you have to save yourself?
Oh, he's so freaking cute. Look at him!
Look at my noodle!
So, do you want to go right here?
Here, are you at the spot?
Oh, I feel like I can throw up again, oof.
Hold.
Take a break, I know.
I know.
Those of you who don't know, you're saying again,
well, I mean, just like nauseous.
I'm an idiot.
And I play, this game has like built-in motion blur
to some degree, I think it does.
Cause I have motion blur off and for some reason
I'm still getting sick.
And I've been wearing these glasses to help
but I started the game and I didn't think about the fact
that it had motion blur and it made me really sick.
And now I'm getting sick again, like a bot.
Okay, oh, it's just a keyboard
We'll need double check the motion burst fully off because there's no way bro. It's making me this shit today. What is going on?
Yeah, it's off
Try turn this off too
My god L body in the chat
I actually have to play on PS1 graphics in order to play a game. Are you serious?
Chat, I'm here to admit it to you. I know this is all gonna come as a shot, but I think I'm an L-gamer.
not because I'm bad at games obviously and objectively but because I have an L body and
I can't deal with motion blur.
I know.
I know. I know. I know. I know.
have longer breaks in between.
There's no use getting sick in
the game. No, I'm not a pussy.
Are you serious? You think I
Look at me
You would never be able to use the odds of that you know, it's funny
I bought an odds of this twice in my life because both times I thought it would be better
And I would be able to
And both times it was a waste of money
Because I literally could not play it.
Oh my god.
That was insane dodges.
That was a lot dodges.
No!
Stop!
Let's stop bitch
No god wait she walked her own lava I'm good
Oh my god, oh my god, I got frame lucky, I got frame lucky.
Run.
Run.
Oh my god.
Holy greed.
Run!
Oh my god!
Holy greed!
Gosh, she's so hot!
Please.
Oh, here he is.
Great, great, great.
I can't, I can't.
No!
No!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I'm a blind ugly child!
Oh my God!
Oh my god, I'm a blind ugly child!
That was such a good run, aww.
Aw, and the adrenaline helped me my stomach feel worse.
That's it, I'm going max chud mode.
You're looking dumb as fuck right now, you look dumb every day of your life.
at least mine's only momentary.
I feel like I can throw up.
Okay, move for a second, oh my god.
I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I just need one. I just need one good
one.
Oh my God, I feel sick.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Oh
Hey, this is the chug bitch. I hate her.
Ah, oh my god. Stop twirling. You're making me sick. Stop it.
I really have to stay in a rounder.
Fuck.
I have to get back up. I really have to get back and make a stop.
I need a five.
I need to, like, not look at the screen.
Ugh.
I need a five.
I need a five.
I need a five.
I need a five.
I need a five.
I need a five.
I need a five.
Why am I such a motion blur, susceptible, ugly chud?
Play solitaire.
No.
Yeah, I feel dizzy, bro. I don't know why. I hate that. Like, I hate that it's, you know what it is, Chad?
Do you remember when I did the, uh, the, the cod marathon with agent and I literally couldn't play on the PS, was it the PS2?
I literally couldn't play because we even when we turned off motion blur it was it was still built into the game
Because the game was old and it made me so sick that like I physically my body couldn't handle it
Like I was like borderline throwing up for every 20 minutes. Oh
My god
Oh, skill issue, you got to train more, fuck.
You got drama mean during that marathon too?
I did, but it didn't help.
I mean, I remember it was so strong in that game that it dead ass did not do anything
for me.
Which is crazy.
I can't I just I always get so shocked that like motion blur fucks me up this bad
But you know what I realized chat. It's like once motion blur starts coming. I can't stop it
You know what I mean? Like if I don't
Notice it early enough once it hits
It's just GG for me. Like it's like it's GG and then I have to like just turn my brain off for a little bit
If that makes sense
I don't know if you guys know they have motion blur glasses that like are they kind of have like liquid in them and they help kind of orient your eyes so that that way during motion blur sickness like it kind of helps alleviate it right similar to same thing in the car like the position of the
They kind of have like liquid in them and they help kind of orient your eyes so that that way during motion blur sickness, like it kind of helps alleviate it, right?
Similar to the same thing in the car, like the position of that you sit in the car can sometimes help your motion sickness because it depends on how the stuff is flying by you.
The cats are fighting. I know they always do this. They play in the back. It's so cute.
Sound like a scam?
No, it actually does help.
Similar like when you sit in the car.
Like some people get more motion sick
when they sit in the backseat versus the front seat.
And it depends on where they look in the window.
Oh, wait, look, there they go.
Hold on.
Mushi putting Ooni in a headlock
but looking like Ooni gots up.
Oh, and there they go.
Wait, one of them's gonna run back over,
get ready for it.
It'll probably be Ooni.
No, it was moves.
Are you sitting too close to the monitor whether I couldn't be farther from this monitor if I wanted to?
I'm I am leaned back in my chair. I am so lean back in my chair, bro. I'm in peak condition right now. Oh
Oh my god.
Fuck yeah, it might be GG's.
I tried but I'm so, I'm so motion sick right now.
I think I just didn't put the glasses on early enough and every time I open that game it's
just making me feel like, I literally feel like I'm fighting throw up.
Oh man, that sucks.
Um, fuck that sucks.
Well, on the plus side, I'm live tomorrow.
That's a plus.
I don't wanna ruin who stream I'm on,
but I'm pretty sure we'll be doing a stream together.
So you'll see.
So if they haven't announced, then I won't ruin it.
I think it will be fun and cute.
Oh my God.
Look, do I look like I'm about to throw up?
Fuck.
Yes.
Well, that's awesome.
I'm glad I look so peachy and lovely.
You know, like a little angel.
Alex, gee, thank you so much for the resub and dunks on deck.
Thank you so much for the sub as well.
It was a good stream.
I'll be back tomorrow.
We're gonna get changed tomorrow. Holy fuck. I feel like I'm seeing I'm seeing blurry vision
Right now what I wait, what did they say? Oh
Oh, bro these guy ecologists said I can play it on the TV. I mean I could but you guys are just gonna see it from way back there
Ooh, that hiccup did not feel good. All right chat
All right, chat.
I will literally see you guys tomorrow.
I'll update you guys on the time.
It'll probably be my regular time,
but I'll let you guys know.
And then, oh.
Yo, X, one second.
What is this?
Yo, X, one second.
I'm just gonna wish my girlfriend good night
and I'll be back by 30 seconds.
All right.
All right.
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