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What up everybody?
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Was good everybody how we all doing
Thank you so much for joining the stream everybody. What in the fuck is good guys? Oh
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Yo, William with five get the subs on YouTube what the fuck let's go dude
Mr. One dig with the join the ooks as well. Thank you guys hold on. Let me tell you something. I
I mean, of course we're gonna see this wipe out
Maybe peanut will play off stream who knows we gotta just get the vibes back man. We just gotta get the vibes back. That's all
Guys I
Guess I could leak this guys
One sub away and kick from two thousand fucking subs
Wow.
Wow.
And guys.
I'm going to show you how to make a video.
I'm going to show you how to make a video.
Wow wow and guys 1,155 members on YouTube
8,868 people subbed on twitch
holy fucking shit bro
I'm gonna hop on now yeah go over here with a kick sub give some guys we've officially
Hit two thousand subs on cake W's in the fucking chat everybody tat welcome to the subs on YouTube. Thank you
Thank you so much everybody, thank you guys Jesus Christ
That is unbelievable the subs on on kick is unreal too because I got 95% of the subs
I
Know two thousand subs on
I mean, I'm not a lie like I don't know what's like the schedule of peanut like I don't know if he's done or not
Um, I message him
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That's serious for the prime. Thank you
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Seriously, if I get a sub thank you dude, thank you. Let's see where we're at
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Yo, will you do the fire the subs on YouTube? Thank you, man. Thank you
Okay
Let's see how we are.
Hey, we're gonna meds.
Armor? Very nice.
Yeah, let's go to the berry farm. We gotta like plant that today.
Cloaksy said he don't want to play arc with him tonight but Cloaksy wants to play Russ
and is trying to convince him to finish out the wipe with him.
Yeah, let's see
It's fix elation on my youtube chat isn't on I don't know why it's like bugged again, dude. It's so like
What's going on?
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Where's the saves what
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Oh, thank God, okay. Okay, Reds.
Done.
lose
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Is there another farm?
Shit, it's just bull and rubs.
Ah shit!
Is there another part?
You think this is enough?
I don't know if this is enough.
Yo bubba! We're taking it to subs like gangsters with a five of the subs. Thank you dude.
Papa's for having those seminar bid donations dude, thank you.
you guys I'm not the leader dude I'm I gave the leadership to peanut and if we
leave the team like I don't know what that does with the plugins like I don't
know we gotta wait just leave baby right in the kick sub dude thank you fuck
dude how did paint pickle do this I kind of want to make this other four
out
Okay, fuck I don't know how to do this it's like it uses okay is it the same system I
I think it is.
Okay.
I'll try.
I'm gonna fuck it up.
What power we have. Where's the branches at?
Oh shit.
Okay, the waters on could I like this water in here?
I see, I see, okay?
Water out?
Are they all out?
or in.
Ah.
Man, I don't know.
I don't know this type of water technology.
Yo, it's Jackie. They're on the fucking subs, dude. Thank you.
There's okay we got electricity here Wait water out okay it goes okay so this is
Powdered water wait
It already goes out and it goes okay
Go right in the two goodest subs here. Thank you
And then okay, it goes out
sprinklers
Their pass through
We're the empty
Okay pass through Wow, this is clean. I'm really clean pass through
What are in that's the
That is oh shit
I don't want to touch it, dude. I don't want to touch it. I mean, but we got like we
Maybe we just make rides, man. I don't know give yellows, but
hmm I think I need one of these junk things more and that's what I mean because
it's taking look it's taking the salt water and then it's purifying it in here
so it's taking the water from here and it's sucking it sucking in here and then
it's filtering it and it's purifying it wait can you really do that with
ocean water? Can I purify ocean water and drink it?
Really? So then why are they saying that we're running out of water?
What the hell? Why are they saying that we're running out of water? It's
expensive well we'll figure it out man just print more money
don't be them Larissa thank you dude just print more
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They were the 100 gifted subs happy birthday and semi-birthday in two weeks, but thank
you! Jesus, bubble jacks with a something kick, thank you! Thank you, T.J., thank
with a fucking hundred gifted subs.
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Back chat
Yo, uh shadows of the gift sub on kick. Thank you. Thank you. How are y'all doing everybody? What's going on guys?
What the hell read a gut oh my god report
bro what what happened dude I swear to God every time I walk away and I go I
leave we lose like if I step away we just like it just disappears it's like
like that
they'll run this work is here
well you never mind what i want
okay
uh... one
none of our good record record
i thought we had nothing but
you're more than i thought it's it's not great but
i think we're done right now that bucket
as far for sixty hours to do this is such a huge pick up like i'm gonna be
our kickoff competitive team is gonna be so good
this is a fucking grinder man
he's like a paranoid skit so but like in the best way possible you know what
I mean like this guy like he gets like really weird like paranoia
He gets like really like like that first one you hopped on it like 7 30 a.m. Offstream, and he was just like
He was like he was like he was like dude
They're sitting up cameras outside our base are watching us and he's just started fucking blowing like basis
Dude he gets so fucking paranoid. He gets so fucking paranoid, dude
but that's a good thing you know what I mean like that paranoia like he's perfect for rust
stupid dumb fuck he's a dad's is a dumb motherfucker but he's like my dumb motherfucker you know
like that shit he pulled with the raid where he just tried running away with the rockets
open field no walls like that was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in my
life that was one of the fucking dumbest motherfucking bro out of all the
things that I've ever seen in my life that might be one of the dumbest
motherfuck that's worse than broke see for like landing the landmine but the
vibes are so down like I just controlled my crash out like I want to yell at
them but I don't know dude I really like this I really like I feel like
It does look like I'm really sad.
Yo, Shadow's having the gift sub.
J.W. with the two goodest subs on cake.
Thank you, dude.
Yeah, good intentions, but he could have...
No, I mean, sleep deprivation absolutely plays a part
into it, too.
I don't know how long he was awake for,
but that that would definitely affect him.
Yeah, we're gonna figure out like what's going on.
We're gonna figure out what's going on today,
like who's playing, who's not playing.
We'll see how it goes, Chad.
We will see how it goes.
That's the great team player, absolutely he is.
you bet your ass he is
and i love that uh... you should have been with this game since the start honestly
i love this
the
I love Boshrub so that clip of Summit dying to Boshrub at the gas station is probably one
of the funniest like he is like the is Boshrub really Indian is he really Indian because
like that clip bro he was working at the gas station there's somebody gems on the
server
so we'll get the clip it's like it's something that the gas station boss from
pretending to serve them
they get the fucking shot that is shoot some kills those ass
Yeah.
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row some of its eyes are smaller than mine and I'm fucking Asian what is this guy's
smoking
row is my eyes are bigger than that
I don't know what to do with it.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
We just brought the server back guys we're making it we're making our gentlemen's
agreement? No roof camping, no door camping, no
helly attack. Rome's all day.
No attack, Kelly. No door camping, no roof camping,
nothing, bro. Gentlemen's agreement. Fuck yeah, dude.
It's like the UN. It's all met up. Hey, this isn't fun, dude.
It's like when the world leaders met up, they're like, hey, we should patch tear gas and mustard gas.
It's not good meta. And all the world leaders are like, yeah, you're right. It's not really that cool.
We should stop. I don't know. It's not good, dude.
I don't think it's a good thing. Let's patch the meta.
Let's talk I don't think tear gas is good guys
Your title jet in the sub dude, thank you
KW even the games of the home save
Terminus had a band 12 gauge pump shotguns are in World War one. Are you serious?
Did they actually
Dude, what just flank why why are you banding shotguns?
Okay, like like baby
baby baby don't get involved what are you doing dude oh my goodness bro what
is she doing
bro you even my girl's fucking chap I can show you don't do it
Oh god.
Where's my girl?
Oh god.
Pfft.
Because pump is too strong IRL, bro, just like rotate around and flank.
Hello, don't face check.
Like that's just bad game sense of the trying to, if Germany was trying to ban
double barrel shotgun or pump shotgun in World War One, like, hello?
Stop face checking.
the skill issue like go go go fall back in flank or rotate around or snipe
hello like the pump shotgun
I was like Germany at bad meta like bad game sense
it just barricaded like
the one told me we were ready to cook up
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
I
Damn dude my girl got raided
Yo, uh, great north, damn the uh, damn the 500 kicks, dude.
I hope somebody knows like I'm just fucking with him dude like I gotta know like I hope like I hope like
We're still cool after this event because I think there's people poisoning the
wild and like trying to get between us like I hope he knows that like him and
I are cool. He's my opponent but he's not my enemy.
Wait.
Huh?
Well, did this guy really spend 30 hours picking for, like, dude, what is wrong with
What is wrong with dude that is weaponized autism is he number one there's no way bro
I see mushrooms.
He really is retarded.
Like he genuinely really is weaponized autism.
Guys, he joined late too by the way.
We literally joined weight.
Dude, this guy is actually fucking stupid as hell.
There's something wrong.
Bro, what is wrong with him?
He's just running around on a horse picking mushrooms.
What is wrong with him, bro?
support. 1v8 club. Wait, oh my god! He just 1v8 in it! Oh my god! Oh shit! Oh my god,
I'm supposed to tick tock.
Why does it do this, dude?
Why does it do this?
Hello?
Hello?
I do.
The thing I love about this event, I love going into other pros and seeing what I look like from the POV.
Damn.
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
Your movement the other day from the other POV was wild? What POV?
Damn.
Holy shit.
That 100% looks like they're cheating by the way.
That 100% looks like they're cheating, by the way.
Wait, what are you guys saying, what's wrong?
You missing the medieval arena event?
I mean, I got to craft kits, dude.
I'm crafting kits.
What are you going to do, you know?
yo AKA they're the fucking 500 gifted kicks thank you dude thank you what is
this wait no way
wait no way no way just holding right through the smoke good angle not watching
left here though. That's not good. If H2N rotated over here,
Peanut like tunnel vision, like a lot of like new players tunnel vision on one
target way too much. You got to like look at everything.
Then, and then right here like when like H2N was spraying, Peanut should have ran
to get another angle. Like he's just sidestraving here. He should have rushed
Because like that like the two seconds it takes for you to run can get you the two seconds on the kill
Okay
Okay, we'll test left
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got you got to run more you got to run more. Oh did he just actually slammage
I
Have to say maybe you used to be good like that like that hurts
That fucking hurts dude that that comment actually like hurts your soul like
Damn dude.
Maybe we should unrestrict him.
He said he's never gonna 1v1 him again.
all share
what's this
what's the one tap
is this
I mean, bro, is the new given happening?
I think peanut's done. I don't even know if this is gonna like
Who knows like because they said they're gonna push the new back and
What is he slugging
The Blunderbussy Challenge.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Okay, I'm gonna start getting mad at Peanut because like, you're just trolling.
You're trolling.
Like I know you're throwing fights now you stupid dumb fucking piece of shit
You could actually aim you can lock in like stop trolling
Stop trolling
No, dude, that is that piss. What was that?
Aim right side a middle jump sees the jump
That's a disgusting shot
That's a disgusting shot
Hold on
Right middle right crosshair middle
Yeah, that's a nasty shot dude
HMP that the right way to because he bear you can see him barely most people put their entire body right here
Like pros will like do this where they can see you and that's like the short window of opportunity
Holy shit, that's a nasty shot right there
You know for the most part Russ is probably over yeah
good
That makes sense
That makes perfect sense. I mean dude. I went for a month
What what game event lasts for longer than a month dude? Tell me like it it served its purpose guys
What what event with creators last like this one, huh? Like I
I'd say we should have ended it after the last wipe
It's just burnout dude a lot of it a lot of it's burnout guys like people are frustrated
Folks he said he'd be on he's only so folks he's gonna hop on
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You mean an announcement about a look at his discord?
This is Discord.
Okay, here's the game plan. Starting this month we are playing a ton of new games. Russ is winding down.
Tonight we raid my Ark next week. We're going to sprinkle in practice for the AT&T tournament.
May 7th Thursday call of duty May 14th big elections May 21st
I don't know what that is May 28th CS2. I'm gonna try to get the apex running. I
Forgot how extensive this ATT tournament was we'll see it. We will also get up the daisy server. Yeah, Daisy is it
I don't know chat. Should we should we hop off and play pub is like what are you guys thinking?
the time to say goodbye boys I mean good run type shit I mean it really
depends I'm like if my team like I guess we gotta wait till my team hops on I
don't know just like ditch and like leave my team after like you know like
all these guys like I'm not gonna do that so we should just wait to see like
what the vibe is and if my team like I don't like if my team is the one that
wants to like like yeah like we put in a lot of work like we had a lot of fun
guys and it's time to hop off which kind of sucks because raids are kind of like
I mentioned this for peanut like we should allow alliances otherwise raids
are gonna be impossible and he was like dude fuck that but like that's why
raids haven't really been happening on the server because raids are genuinely
impossible. Like online raiding a compound with the raid seal with no
numbers is like no one's gonna win. Like it's just gonna be a stalemate
stalemate stalemate. There's no way.
You need at least two to one ratio to like do a successful online raid on a
full team UI and like that's with the current settings of the teams like it's
I wish we never got rid of like a smaller team because like big raids are like
what is cinema and rust that's why like in kickoff I know people are gonna
agree with it but we allow like alliances because we want the 20 be 20
40 be 40 fights you know in our tournaments my rust kick will check
Yeah, I'm just wondering.
Yeah guys honestly like we're gonna see you guys we're gonna see like like dude
look at this look at this I'm gonna show you something
I think everybody on the server is just also like dude people are tired man I
I think I've streamed the last 30 days.
410 hours streamed the last 30 days.
That's everybody.
That's not just me.
That's a lot of people.
What streamer event, with all creators,
lasts more than three or four weeks?
You know chat?
Only Rust.
This is the only game where you could do it like this.
And I think people are just tired, boys.
But I'm going to wait till my team hops on and then we're going to just like make a call,
like, hey, you guys want to run this out and go for the nuke if it happens, or you guys
want to just like call it a day and play some pubs and just chill out.
The problem with pubs is we're just going to play for one day and none of us are going
play ever again because pubs is awful we're gonna get sniped we're gonna get
cheated it's gonna be probably worse than this honestly like especially with
the viewer account and the engagement that we've gotten it's gonna be really
really bad like pubs is gonna be terrible like I'm honestly terrified to
go back to pubs
Oh
Okay
Well, it's just run around the server. I guess I mean we have let's see our armor box. It's your logo situation real quick people. Oh
Yeah, my berry farm. I gotta go check on that make sure we're good on that
Well grade okay, we're good on low grade
Very nice. Okay. Let's say check our gun box
Guns guns go let's hear meds. Okay armor. We're good. We're honestly like we're
pretty fucking rich man. An ammo, ammo, AKs for fucking days in this box and this
box. I should probably put the AKs like up here because that's where people are
I'm gonna look. Take everything out of here.
These are all like poop dick guns.
Put them all here.
All fucking poop dick guns right here.
Fuck.
I think I'm out of space.
Guns, guns.
Okay.
Guns, guns, guns, guns.
OR, OR, AK, bolt, here we go, this way, categorize it, done, okay, we have guns in this, guns
in, oh wait, guns in here and guns in here, top left, nice, okay, rubbox, sure it's like
sucking everything. Everything here.
Done.
Done's there. Okay, Wazers.
I have to repair some guns, too.
Ah, these are all good. Let's check over here. These are all good, too.
Well, Wazers had action going on right here. Yup.
ammo see ammo nine mole we're good we're good on everything honestly yeah we're
good
done done doors have a sub dude thank you guys thank you would
Uh, chest piece, this.
Wait, let's check our armor box.
Done.
Walls.
Get my salty.
Give my salt to you a
Triple Kilt okay, and I one thing I'm really grateful about the server dude is being exposed to all you lovely people
Thank you guys so much for watching and supporting the past month or so
I hope you guys I hope we'll see more of each other in the time that the weeks to come
It's been a goddamn pleasure entertaining you guys dude like absolutely well like 100% guys
1,000% has been a goddamn fucking pleasure seriously guys if this is it
and this is goodbye then it's been a fucking honor everybody it's been a
goddamn honor glad like
thanks for having my back and shit too like pretty new a lot of this is
pretty new to our community of people having our back when it comes to this
type of stuff but it's pretty crazy guys. Yo fix, I don't know what's going on with YouTube.
I miss the vibes over like, I love every team. I love every team don't get it twisted but
man
i miss like the original squad
maybe for like another wife one day when we bring this back
it will happen
we'll get like that original oj squad back
the things i don't know what's going on with like
other regards fixed on the mind
they can take some
i think we two is my favorite
week two is my favorite personally
but this server will be back
like who knows
Then those were useful.
Oh, wow, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice. It's growing.
How much time till this is done, guys?
Showed a lot about certain streamers.
Definitely lost a lot of respect for certain streamers as well.
Well, that's what Russ does. Russ reveals your true character and your true intention. It is a microscope and it reveals it all, dude
not only that but it just shows how the industry is and how
how brain dead some creators are like
It is very dangerous to get into an echo chamber on streaming and some people actually fall into that hole and they never get out
They never ever have any like self-awareness or like lack critical thinking. I
I also don't allow my judgment of people's character cloud my judgment of what they do or what they say or what they do
I could just like somebody
But I could also agree with what some shit they have to say or what they have to do, you know
But others aren't the same like they don't like you then they'll villainize and assume you your intentions with the worst possible animosity
It is victim mentality it is
This event was insane though, man
Yeah, but both of us eating the southern kid did talking with a sub on twitch paw had been the sub on twitch
Thank you guys dude
You and peanut are very similar on your outlook and morals I
I mean, I don't know. I don't really know peanut like dude me and peanut are still brain like
We're like we're good friends. Like I consider him a very good friend, but we don't like know each other, you know
Like that needs to happen in another season with like just war drop. You know what I mean?
Like we're not like we're on stream friends. Like we're not real friends. You know what I mean?
Like I don't know him
Like I don't know who like he doesn't know me either, you know
Like people need to get that straight like we're streamers do we're creators
You guys are literally the stepbrothers movie
Well, like, I will say, like, from what I've seen and what I know of Peanut, he's probably
one of the most refreshing creators, streamers I've ever had the opportunity to talk to.
And like, I'm very thankful, like, I got to know him in this community because I was
really like, it was kind of like reinvigorated my faith in, like, the streaming world.
like I don't know if you guys noticed,
I actually started being edgier with peanut.
Like I'm edgy on my own stream,
but I'm not edgy on other streams because you know,
people are like, hey, don't use that word,
don't try to police what I do or,
but like, man, like it just felt extremely refreshing
to talk to like peanut and just make joke.
It genuinely feels like we're two dudes in college,
just drinking fucking beers, just joking around.
Nothing is serious.
It was very refreshing, man.
It was extremely refreshing.
Like, I'm not gonna lie.
Like, I have to like hold myself back
and kind of refrain from saying certain things
around certain people
because I know how they're gonna turn it
and then try to villainize me
or like be like, oh dude, that's racist.
I hate that word.
Like I hate that, what do you mean I'm racist?
How?
hate you're telling me I hate like I hate this at brother I'm literally a
minority like I'm I think I just hate everybody or like oh you're sexist or
you're bigoted
like here's the tears my take on racism and the whole thing all the
relationships I've had with one other comes to Mexican, black, Middle Eastern, Asian, white,
regardless. The greatest relationships and friendships I have cultivated with all my
friends, all my brothers from different mothers, we are racist as shit to each other.
We are genuinely so fucking edgy to each other, behind closed doors.
And guess what?
That's realness.
I don't think people understand what I'm saying.
Maybe people on the internet that are PG are going to take this out of context, be like,
oh, coconut bees are fucking raging rapes.
Dancing around a topic is never how people become true friends.
become true friends when they just speak with what's on their mind with authenticity and
they're able to make lighthearted jokes. That is where real friendships and relationships
are cultivated. Being able to joke around about like social norms and ethnic shit with
with your ethnic friends is anti-racism.
Like the more we weaponize racism
and the more we try to police shit
is the more racist shit gets actually racist.
I
As long as you know people's intentions and you know people's true character
Then I did how can people be like how how like how are people racist like
Where's close yet, bro?
Yeah, I'll be them the cook tank cakes.
Thank you, dude.
Like, let me give you an example.
Remember rush hour with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker?
That's friendship. That is two people from two different ethnic backgrounds colliding with past stereotypical views that come to love each other.
At the start of the movie, Chris Tucker is talking about how like, oh, this shit's too greasy, man. This Asian food's nasty.
And by the end of rush hour two or three, he loves Asian food. He loves Asian food. And Jackie Chan loves fucking soul food and soul music.
That, like Rush Hour is a perfect example of how, how, it is a blueprint of what the world needs to adopt.
It is the perfect blueprint of what the world needs to adopt for this shit to go away.
Not what this internet PG shit is doing.
Russia or dead ass salt racism at the end of the movie you had Jackie Chan
listening to fucking soul music and and Chris Tucker was going to fucking China
downtown downtown Chinatown and motherfucking ordering like food from
like a fucking Asian food truck come on bro that's that's beautiful right there
man. It's a motherfucking Mosho. W tank. Never touch a black man's radio. Y'all, Amber,
them the $20 donation. Thank you.
Like imagine when like, like, I got offended when Pino was like
Risu. I think there's a world where I convince fucking I take
people. No! No!
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really did the fifty dollar super chat to thank you man i'm just glad like moral
the story till the hour
i'm just glad peanuts bring a gaming back i'm glad i'm so happy he's doing
this to
he's bring the shit back bro
I'm going to be playing on the days he started right.
Yes, I am.
But that might be in June.
Look, I think this month, like...
Yo, Mountain, welcome to the Ooks, dude, thank you.
I mean dude if we go to pubs like
You think you can get an Anna cover you probably not man
Some has been on the pubs all week.
Hasn't snipe been on his side.
Some has been bullocked the entire week.
Who's he playing with?
I'm back. Okay, so here's the plan, guys. We're going to wait. We're going to wait
for the team to hop on and we're going to make a call. Either we are going to switch
or we're going to keep playing the servers and push for the nuke, but I don't know when
the nuke is going to be.
I
Haven't done this to find thank you dude. Thank you
Nukes on Wednesday, what days it today? I don't even fucking know what days it's a
Well, I'm getting my first haircut like a month and a half. I'm not in my barber come over tomorrow. Holy fucking shit
I can't I can't wait my fucking beat. I look homeless. I genuinely look fucking homeless
No, I mean, mathematically it makes sense, like why would I, I might barber come to
me because by doing that I'm actually making more money from streaming versus if I were
to go to the barber shop, commute there, wait there, get my cut, bride back, shower,
like, versus if my barber comes to me, like, as soon as he comes we start, I don't have
any downtime waiting, I'm not commuting there, I'm not commuting back, it's meta, you aren't
fucking rich to have a dude come out for your hair for like six... yeah exactly.
I'm not streaming the haircut dude, fuck all that.
Like the time I spend commuting I could spend aim training. Like, hello? What are we doing here?
I think today is the last day of pubs.
I'm a blue dream, what's your top five strengths?
Blue dream, gorilla glue, gelato, skywalker og, sour diesel.
Pineapple Express
Who dream was the first we that we strain I've ever smoked and bro. I'm such a boy head
I could name strains that I smoke like like
The other day I was smoking I was like is this white runs my girl's like yeah, like how'd you know?
I'm like I can still I could tell like so many strike
Why widow
OG kush skittles skittles skittles blue dirt so good you should try pineapple bang and
strawberry Gary I've tried Gary Peyton chose pretty good RS 11 AK-47 yeah
RS 11 was actually one of my favorites I smoked like two years ago but the
problem was I bought like eight ounces of it and it's all I had and like weed
Burnout is real when you that's why when I buy I buy in bulk and I buy like 30 different strains because if you smoke the same strain
You get like desensitized to do it and you stop getting high
I swear to God you got to like mix them up like mix and match
You got a mix and match bro
Like you got to try one strain one week and try another strain one week and also by trying one strain one week full like you
Can just pop off you know
I'll wait till it's ripe
We put the mixing tables on the second floor then I mean I feel like oh god
I don't know okay let's just put them on the second floor
you know all my time like smoking weed I've yet to go to like a real big weed
farm. No, I'm just a flower guy, bro. Like I can't. Yeah, I've never I've never been
to like an actual weed farm. Flowers the best, bro. I really believe that flowers
just the best like dabs and all that shit like I get why people would smoke
them but like I don't even feel like that's weed at that point man I swear to
God I smoke buns yeah when I'm out and about like when I'm like on the move
and I'm like going I'm out drinking yeah buns are amazing they're incredible
there's nothing like a honeydutch nothing like a honeydutch I use I
I used to main swish or swish back when I used to grow up.
It was raised in Queens.
I sure was terrible, but.
You feel a lot of the effects,
long-term effects of smoking weed?
Yeah, bro, but like,
if it wasn't for weed, I'd be an alcoholic.
And like marijuana is kind of like
one of the lesser evils, you know?
Like I'm gonna be addicted to a vice no matter what.
But if it wasn't for weed, I'd be hooked on alcohol.
Like I feel like people, I think people on the spectrum
often very much abuse substances and stimulants
because there's too much on the mind.
You know, you need something to decompress.
You need something to just calm everything down.
I'm gonna go pace real quick.
I'm back y'all. I think it's gonna be fruiting soon. Let's just wait for it to
be done and we can get pure healthies. This is ripe. How many, how many seeds do we have?
Okay, we're good. We can, yeah, we can harvest it.
Our first harvest.
Our first fucking harvest, dude.
W. Wait, there's no fridges in here. Fuck.
Fuck.
Just have to cook everything.
Yeah, whatever, get fridges in here.
on this on this.
All this is done.
That seeds.
I mean that's not bad.
That's not bad at all.
That's not bad at all.
What?
Done.
I think...
Well, let's see the floor.
I think
We're gonna plant max healthy is yellows honestly
We're gonna do half yellows here half blues, and then that's all we'll plant fuck it
We don't need cloth. We have enough puretees as well
so
I need to build a fridge. I need to get a fridge going
Maybe like three of them
Fuck
I will put the fridge here.
I like space right here for the fridges.
Such a nice skin.
Alright.
Fuck.
Even more branches.
I need three branches.
I'm gonna fuck all this up, aren't I?
Hey, before.
Shall I type OK in chapter 3, please?
Let me see something.
Hey, branches.
Okay.
Is that out of power?
Fuck!
I
Thought a power
Shit
You know the windmill
All right, I'm not gonna fucking touch anything then fucking hold on. Hey, there's another battery in here. There's a windmill
And your battery
And high quality protection.
So we gotta go to the base.
Is there a rule that's, is there a soul on the roof?
Yeah, we got, we need power for the fridges so we can power the fridges so the berries will fucking...
Nah, we just gotta put another windmill up.
Alright, let's get another battery.
Yeah, we have another windmill, we're good.
We're good, we just need a battery and we're good.
when mill is triple-powered battery only is 100 you just need to use another battery wait
really you sure oh wait you're right you're right wait so you think you
I think...
Panhack wall 2. OK, that's easy.
Comps.
Protect trash.
Done.
I think one more battery is good.
You need a splitter from the windmode of multiple batteries?
Wait, why?
Shit.
I'm just waiting until my team gets on so we can make the verdict move.
like, hey, do we want to keep doing this, guys?
Or like, what do you guys want to do, man?
What do you guys want to do?
And you guys want to end this?
Call it a day?
What do you guys want to, like, what's
Fina doing training for anyways?
Like, what cop is it?
18-2.
I don't use a splitter.
Shit, do I need to redo everything if I use a splitter though?
Shit.
Okay, put a battery here.
Splitter.
Oh, God.
Oh god.
Bro, fuck it.
I'm just making another windmill.
I'm not- I can't be assed.
I'm not- I'm not fucking this up, dude, uh-uh.
No, just right-click the power, battery, connected to the- oh, wait!
Wait. Where'd my splitter go? That place is down. Okay. So wait, we got... I'm like
freaking out dude. I like chimpin' out man.
All right. Splitter power in by- oh I see!
I see, I see.
Oh God, okay.
Power in.
Oops.
Okay, wait, what?
From the battery.
Okay, wait, hold on, hold on.
From the battery.
Okay, this branch, power in from the turbine, fully charged, and then it goes to this branch.
Then it goes way power n.
Where's it going?
of
I just fuck up dude.
I just fuck up dude.
do that right
what the fuck i can i can it doesn't go in
the charging
Did I fuck up? I need to connect back to the windmill, right?
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Windmill.
Windmill splitter.
Bro.
Windmill.
Okay.
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, right?
Yo, VDoc would take it to subs, thank you, dude.
Done.
Now there should be power.
Yup, and then this, to the branches.
Our output.
the fucking shit's going on
Power out then and then
And then our power or in
Okay.
Done.
Done!
Is it on?
Done.
I
Done we have power should be all powered we have power we have power nice done boys
Man this shit fucking this hard brush it's hard man. All right harvest
We'll bury farm action going on
It's on. They're all on. They're all on. This is good harvest. This is a really good harvest.
Not bad.
Feds.
Yeah, we're getting breads and yellows.
And it's already filled though, dude. It's already full. I'm gonna need a lot more fridges, I think. I think I need my 10 of these.
One harvest fills up all the fridges.
I got to be able to like stockpile everything, you know
I think we got to make like fucking 30 of them
That's three fridges that one harvest. So I need like bro. I need like well
Gotta fill this entire hallway with them
All right
No, it's cold, see? Everything's cold. It's on. It's definitely on. All right.
Put in my entire inventory here. Uh, it's make like... make like... I need a branch
for every fridge. So, gotta make a bunch. I like this. How many more like eight
more is good, right? Yeah. I need hydration. I'm I need electrolytes. I'm
like dehydrated. Got this electrolyte refresh. It's like orange. No. I'll get
I'm gonna take a grape.
Actually, I'll drink this.
Pull Kari sweat.
Okay.
Splitter.
Got three splitters. 15 power per fridge.
All right, let's do this shit, dude.
Are you enjoying the server? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
I'm chilling, dude. Where's it gonna be chilling today?
I have clones, look.
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
Alright, cross breathing.
Alright.
Oops, fuck.
Hey, Hammer.
This feels pointless, the team's probably not gonna continue.
Hey, we'll know when we come on though, man.
What am I doing?
Isn't the power like here, okay, so if it's here like
Hey, what am I doing? How do I just?
Whatever man I wanted to be front I
Wanted to face me whatever bro, whatever whatever I'm done
However man, but if I do this, I don't like the placement. I don't
Whatever bro, whatever. Well, it doesn't look right. How do I make it face me?
I'm gonna hurt you fucking bad, bro
I don't know what I'm doing.
Whatever dude. Oh my god.
done, a wiring tool, let's just do one branch, one branch 15 power, yeah, got another branch,
Oh, one branch 15
Yeah, there's a lot of power still 15 power out
Goes into the splitter
Where's it fucking shit, how do I there we go power out
Done. Oh God. Oh shit. Need another box.
R2. Done. R3.
I thought it was for useless but and I guess not a branch wait wait wait wait wait wait
Power out goes here, right?
And then, yeah, then we could just change the power, right?
We just like 15, 30, 45, 45 power needed.
It'll power everything.
Right?
I think it should work.
It's working.
so working
at a fucked up
power and split it's only eleven power coming in
this thirty five power coming in here
i think i fucked up i think i fucked up i'm not sure
but figure this out
yeah okay hold on power and branch
one of the other branch of putting here and connected to their and then branch
it out
up the power
What like
60 then off
That's too much power
Only branch out is empty
How's it oh
Oh, it's power out not break there we go
Our end
Our out our end is 20 our out goes in there's 20 5 10 15 20
Come on see if this works that works
I
Works
Fuck it dude, whatever man. It's the end of white. I know it's messy, but whatever man fuck it dude
Fuck it all in the ass, but there's no power. I
Think I ran out of power
Yeah, fuck it dude. This is not a fuck it Freddy. Whatever man. Fuck it all done. It's done
Done all the power. It's all set up
Oh shit
Okay, this is mature and we upstairs
Okay, see it's going here all right cool, okay
Yellows now right blues and yellows make sure of blues to like three of these like half yellows. Yeah, we're max health teas
Be like a raw blues probably a little more blues honestly, we only like
Oops I did
All right, now we have all the berries all the first phase for the berries. Oh fuck you're right reds
Oh, and now the whole first floor is reds
Yeah, we're good. We're good
Maybe a little more reds next time though in the next harvest
Yeah, it gives a lot of blues.
Let's start tile for now, you know?
A cast one?
The fridge is not on.
They're all on.
Look, green.
Green, green, green, green, green, green.
This is on too.
If it's cold, it means it's on.
is on as well it's all good it's all good
fuck I gotta figure out the what I mean we could figure out the sprinkler I mean
how many pumps I don't even fucking I feel like this is it dude this is it okay
so for mixing table all I have it a few orteez we don't need would tease
pure tease or none of that we just need reds for healing and yellows reds and
yellows fuck honestly reds and yellows only like let's do let's do like
first four reds most reds and then like yellows most yellows so reds reds
here road reds and yellows everywhere fucking hell yeah the wicked one they
were the prime dude thank you and then like this like we'll figure it out as
as we go on.
How long does it take for a god
to go on to fully do a chat?
How long?
One hour?
Okay, so in an hour and a half at 10 p.m.
We'll come back.
In the meantime, let's make some like,
let's make some, let's make some teas.
Oh, oh shit, oh fuck!
I'm dead.
oh no is my body bugged my bags gone the hell I have a boat what the hell oh wait
they went sailing last night huh it's 69 69 the hell it's a code
Did they leave anything in here?
Nothing.
Alright, what do I need?
Oh yeah, I was going to do health teas.
Okay yeah, let's make some health teas.
This thing back in here would be nice too, honestly.
we do our fish traps over here as well with the worms we get a few more fish
I'll make a swing bag in here
did my body bug there's no way right surely God oh
Okay, lads, lads, there we go.
I'm gonna make the pure healing teas.
Honestly, berry farming is one of the most enjoyable experiences I've ever done in
Ruzz.
It's up there.
It's definitely up there.
It's very relaxing, guys.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, we gotta do upkeep in the farm, you're right.
Probably metal.
Yeah, it's very chill, very, very like, almost therapeutic, really.
I'm gonna start doing this, honestly.
Like, dude, if you were to start at zero to a hundred, how long does it take you
to get like a really good Operation Farm Berry going.
Yeah, no, it's broken, dude.
Like, part of the reason I'm able, like, the big reason
why I'm able to kill so many guys with AKs on the server
is because of the berries.
Coconut Berry.
The V-Doc and the Tengen themselves on Twitch.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Okay dude, I can't imagine on like a pub server where like I could just PvP and having like
pure health teas with max health teas
dude i feel like i'm gonna slam people
Done
And he's good
But I like build like an operation like this on a pub server dude
I got one of those just slam people with teas man
probably what Zergs do
this is why Zergs slam people the T's
how's your boy rogue what's up with them
this is actually meta
very nice okay so each harvest gets me around all right so each harvest gets me
around 14 pure healing teas with a full red but that's me without doing the red
So I
Wanted to do it each harvest. Okay, so that's every one hour a half that's one harvest 20 teas
So my ten hours if I check on the farm every one hour and 30 minutes
And I do ten runs a ten harvest. That's like a hundred teas
And ten teas per person
I'm bad
What was that?
We don't do pure healing juice because you can drink the advanced and get the same effect.
You mean it for the max health?
Thank you for killing another server.
What? Two days?
He's joking guys. Two days is cool. We're cool.
You get Peter pure max health. Wait, Tunis, are you done on the server?
I played but I can't be asked to load the team is just farming. Yeah.
Well, like, uh,
Rogue wants to join the team.
Yeah, I know.
well like
we got a like figure this out like
number one is peanut coming back number two what does the team want to do
they want to clear the one is that because of the quick they were going
absolutely by rogan to the team
number three like
who are we are we going to like play for the new or we like
i've told us the road road knows this
I told him I'd just wait until my team gets on, we could figure it out after that.
Pina said he will be back for the nuke. Okay, then let's go.
If Pina's gonna come back for the nuke, then what's win the nuke?
Let's do this.
Nuke is in like five days.
Let's just juice the fuck up.
Let's get the nuke.
Pina said two days before nuke play, he'll play the event that he's done.
Yeah, perfect.
Okay, okay, that's the answer then.
Let's walk in.
We're not letting these fuckers win.
Pina's gonna, we're not letting these fuckers win the nuke.
You're gonna get nuked again.
Hey Kogal, are you doing okay? I'm showing.
Okay, let's make crowd more armor sets, then.
Let's do this shit, boys.
Let's win this nuke.
Five days till the nuke. Let's go. Walk in everybody.
Walk the fuck in everybody. This is serious stuff.
Hey, let's see.
Homs.
How are we on HQM?
Uh, uh, uh, frags? Oh yeah, upkeep for the farm, yeah.
Look at all those metal frags.
We're good on kits.
We're actually good on kids. We're actually low on HQM.
I mean we'll pop some teas. We'll farm.
I'm gonna upkeep the farm first. Let's get HQM.
Thank God the Ooks didn't join the event. Thank fucking God guys.
Because if the Ooks joined the event, I would have been blamed.
I still got blamed, but I would have been blamed for even harder.
Thank fucking God.
Ryan from the story I said no dude thank God saved our asses dude saved our asses
no Mendo try to insinuate on X that I tried to join the ooks one surprise
pool wasn't now so I could try to cheese it and win that's I mean I don't
even I mean I don't even what the hell bro the furthest reach I've ever heard
of my life yeah dude he was getting cooked on Twitter by the guy's
That guy is delusional.
He said that, like, coconut's not a great IGO, like, blah, blah, blah, like, he hasn't won any...
Dude, you never won arrivals.
I've won too. Wait, what are you talking about? You don't even play Rust. You're not a part of the Rust community.
You just come for events and drops.
You're like the biggest industry plant I've ever seen.
You know, you don't like fight for the rest community. You're not part of it. You never have been
We'll get burnt peanut subreddit. All right
Let's do this
Mendo's Rust team for many years is called Team Rocket.
Y walkers on Team Rocket's team.
And yeah, so this is his rival's team,
which is Mendo base trade, Vizzle, Deathwing,
Swizz, Chap, Farmer, there are seven of them, okay.
What else?
Peanut server Mendo...
What?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I
Walls
Was I gonna do a HQM their pies? I
Think I still have wheat I might have wheat God clones in here
We're good
Cooked bare meat wheat
Fuck eggs. What else?
That's it, right?
What happened to my cooking bench? Someone took it away. What the hell, dude?
Oh, yeah mushrooms. We have a pumpkin pie.
Okay.
I
Thanks stone and wood wood stone
On
Man our bar our bases like filled up. We're actually like really rich guys
Actually pretty rich
Not bad at all
The way out of my thing. Oh, it's right here
Fuck I guess I'll place this like I'll place this in the hallway. I'll place this in my room honestly. Fuck it
Fucking dude fuck it
How many bear pies is that?
What am I missing for more bear meat eggs?
It's eggs. This is enough though. We'll hit no to get HQM and then um
Well, we'll get H2M and we'll make more armor sets with a pure crafting tea. I think I have a good amount from the last harvest
So what pure crafting tea does is when I drink this and I make armor sets it allows me to have the ability to put slots
Like like more armor insert slots, and then like I'm gonna make wood armor insert slots like this see
And allows you to run each slot insert is like 3% 2% protection, which is like it doesn't sound like much
but it's huge. It's absolutely massive like uh hello?
Hey buddy, you let me in? What do you want man? What's up?
It's your... your old pal bro. Oh is that right?
You missed me?
I'm coming out, dude.
I'm coming out, bro.
You think we can just sit on your roof, on your farm, and we can just sit there together and check?
Yeah, bro.
You just watch the sunset?
Yeah.
All right.
What's been up with you?
Look at my arm.
Look at my arm.
What does that say? I can't see it.
It says Coco. Um, come in here. Come on.
Oh, let's go. Let's go.
I'm going to carry the guys to be friendly and get base access.
You don't have to raid and be.
Oh
Yeah, what are you gonna do, you know
Yeah
I did the sun's already gone, but we just sit down on the roof. Are you a company over there?
They go have a seat bro, that's Italian thank you
you
God man, it's beautiful out there
Yeah, the stars
There's no electricity here. We're living like North Korea, so the stars are mighty bright
Pretty nice. I saw a map of Steve users online and there was $1 North Korea
You think that was there playing? Oh that's Kimmy right there Kimmy's playing some fucking League or whatever
I don't know. I was Kim playing was it League? Yeah, yeah, probably League or some shit. I don't know
I don't know. Tell me what's up? Talk to talk to uncle Coco. This ain't like you man. What's up?
Nothing's wrong man. I just I feel like I see the end you know and I don't like it. I see the light. I don't like it.
Don't be sad it's ending. Be happy it happened you know like that's how I see it.
xr shit that's some xr shit
yeah i see the end too
i don't know like the crazy thing is like we don't know when it's gonna be
peanuts that he's gonna hop on
two days before the nuke to get kidded up and juice up for the nuke and he's
gonna play the nuke out
i don't know like how are the other teams feeling
well i don't know i haven't really talked to their teams anytime i go in
in the desert, my bases, my fobs, they get raided,
they get shacked down, I get shot in the face,
I try to VoIP, and I don't think any of those guys
are pressed to VoIP button in their life.
Yeah, I mean, I think it's-
I don't know.
Yeah, who knows?
Who knows, man?
Listen, man, I got permission from mom
to help the bungalowers out.
I'm able to join the team whenever Pina comes back.
I don't know, I haven't talked to him in two days.
Smiley is recovering from something.
He has cancer.
Yeah.
Anty is our 1,100 hour friend of Gabby's and he got restricted 33 votes to 11.
So that's pretty cool.
Noko's playing Apex Legends.
Hey, one sec, one sec.
I got a leg.
It's game two.
I'll bring it back.
Keep talking, keep talking.
Yeah.
Yeah, Wicked, I don't know, he's doing his own thing too.
I've been trying to PVP, I've been trying to do everything.
Trying to get involved in there.
Nothing's really happening.
But, Singy did want me to join PNC
to help them with the defense,
because she said that nobody's really,
we're not going for the money on our team,
so I'll join to help out.
I'm not necessarily going for the money either,
I don't go fuck, but I'll fight with my brothers
till the end.
Yeah, I mean I'm gonna figure out with my team because I don't even know if my teams would be playing
I don't like I'm waiting for them to all hop on so we can kind of like get like a group vote figure out what's next
It sounds like to me like a lot of teams are like I don't know I wish I had like a population of how many were actually on the server
So we can get a good feel of like oh like is it popping is it not popping, you know
Honestly, bro, I don't think it's popping
I mean I it's my opinion that I feel like the server should have breaks in between wipes
And then I also feel like there should be like a culling of the people and there should be like new heads brought in
They get to be a part of the awesome experience and all that stuff whether it's me again or not me again
I don't really give a fuck but in general it should just always have some new fresh faces
So drama doesn't like go from fucking wipe to wipe in and rotten the rest of them. I mean, I didn't the voting thing
I didn't the voting thing was a really really bad idea. I
Think that was like a cop out like I'm not gonna lie like that's just playing favorites and like if a team is actually winning because they're playing
Good and they're doing the right things and there's a let's say there's like a rust for all the team
That's like being the deciding factor and like allowing that team to win and putting them in positions to kill
like
Why are they why are they getting downvoted and being locked because they're doing good that's that's just very stupid
Yeah, that's not that's not be fun. How's that?
Well, you got me a chairman. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah, I got you a chair. Come on. You can take mine
I'll craft my I'll craft my own you to come on up here
Take my chair. Oh shit
Yeah, come on up here
session right now dude I'm grabbing a fridge say give me one sec yeah yeah I've
got a joint oops get on up there you know
They're our team retired. I'm back
How's it going boys not bad, how are you?
Well, I figured I was gonna log on and see more people. I won't lie. Yeah
I'm at the sixth tower mark and I just got three online so that's pretty poggers
Yeah, well, you know what we're talking about is like I think peanuts done until like the two days before the nuke
I'm not too sure like what the team I'm just waiting till the team hops on to kind of like make a call like
We all want to play for the nuke and we want to see this thing through or do we want to call it and like
Hop off and I called it a day, you know
know. Yeah, we'll play some pubs or something and just like vibe out with the boys. Yeah,
pub sounds kind of cool. It sounds cool, but I'm sure it'll be just as bad. Yeah, it's
going to be it's going to be another type of it's going to be another type of a yeah,
it's going to be another type of AIDS right there. Yeah. Oh man, the sun's coming up.
We're going to have a look east. Oh my God, it's beautiful. Makes it all worth it.
Is it pink, Yuta?
Oh, it's pink.
Oh my god.
I think Rogue might join us, Yuta.
I think Des is definitely still going to play.
Winnie will hop on it and stay on it if I stay on,
but I don't know if Cloakzy's going to play,
because he has ads and he might hop off.
So we could definitely figure something out.
I don't like to invite
Rogue and he plays the whole thing with us and then like it and then peanut hops on and kicks them
You know and then now and now it's all for nothing. So I don't like I want to see what's going on. Yeah
I was on semi-late with that as last night. Yeah, how's he feeling? He's up to some devious shit. I don't know if he saw the clips
He's got a whole fucking thing on yeah, okay, okay, they have a whole have a whole thing they got a whole ordeal
Yeah
Have you not seen half tech play does
But if I get on some point now if we rebuild this squad and we win this new event
Oh, and dude, I got permission from Gen.G to help you guys out with the Duke event, so
I'm gonna try to help you guys out with that.
Fuck yeah, dude.
You know, let's me throw the team first.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Dude, if I'm telling you right now, dude, it's little shit in his pants if I get on this squad.
His pants will be full of shit.
Yeah, it seems pretty good.
Like, we just been like, well, we're kidded up.
Like, we're not poor.
Like, we're pretty fucking rich.
I just crafted, like, 20 more AKs.
And then like we I'm gonna make like a I'm gonna farm some
Is is selling explosives as well? I just was just that the old cartel base there
And we got about 6,000 explosive for sale. I heard
This is the thing I'm gonna take a piss
it is beautiful out though it makes it worth it it does at least sunsets are what I live
for sunrises are what I live for wait the sun just set over there how's it rising from
the same spot we're not gonna look at that
I don't remember past.
Oh my god. How did we get here?
Has it been rough in the desert, Eda?
Honestly, no. Ooh, races on, too.
It hasn't been that bad.
Let's go with this one, we've been solid. I generally thought there'd be more people on the day.
Well, I think, I think, uh, I feel like the way that the server population for this bitch works is based on vibes of like the mainstreamers on it.
And if the vibes are low on the mainstreamers, then it's low for everybody, I think.
And apparently yesterday was like nothing but arguing about the restrictions that some people get and other people don't.
this, you know, admins versus peanut versus, peanut versus admins, probably just makes it bad.
Yeah, there's been a lot of drama on here. There's a lot of stupid ass shit.
Oh, great. It's been really bad drama.
It's the gray areas that just keep killing the server. It's just over and over again. Like,
it's, it's like, same wipe, different, it's different wipes, same shit.
that's why I think there should be like reset of people you know some people come back they're
good apples but I feel like admins should maybe moderate toxicity and shit because mobile chat's
fucking worse than a monover two lobby without the some of the bad words I'm understood honestly
like I don't know I think we should like allow people to talk about like what they want to talk
about. I don't know, it kind of feels like we're all adults here, we can talk about what
we want to talk about. I can't help but feel like the gray area rules, and I just circumvented
this and added a lot of wood to the fire, you know? And that's what I'm kind of bad.
That's where my head's at. I think a lot of this comes from people playing on the
server for a ton of time and them feeling that they're in a position where things
Things are not applied to certain teams and things are applied to certain teams therefore
it's not like fair.
You know?
Yeah I mean I know, yeah I mean there's history between all you guys that have been playing
Rusty for five, how long has the game been out for 12 years now?
Yeah 12 years.
There's history with all you fuckers bro and I feel like you just gotta get some
new fuckers in here to just handle the business, it shouldn't be biased.
I mean I understand if people hate people for valid and not for reasons that they
Wait some new fuckers to like run this shit. Wait, we're all just the guys. He's not even on the team, dude
What the fuck we're like not running but like, you know, just
They can't be biased against each other and it's that's almost impossible. So I don't know how you do it
You just don't do that
Yeah, I completely agree
Like either you just throw walk
everyone over an X an X amount of hours and that's it or
or
you uh... you'll walk everybody it's it's simple that these great areas
the public server voting walking thing needs to just happen
yeah i don't walk everybody or or to walk everyone over an x amount of hours
that's it
and i know like no
you know it's okay so you can read it
yeah the case got a case thing it's like peanut
what's up
uh... you had
i completely forgot what i was gonna say
well i just uh... remember when jenna wanted to get unlocked and peanut was
like now we can't lock jenna because then this guy's gonna ask and this guy's
gonna ask and then peanut's like okay no unlocking jenna
and it's like homeless because it's jenna
and then now here we are
there's a lot of it also is a lot of the fucking pros just fucking bitching
when peanut asked me
hey do you think you should have a revolver
i was like dude just keep us on firebows and that's it
I
Always is day one. I kept saying don't upgrade me. It's not good. Just keep people the way it is
Like either tier two lock or tier one lock probably boring for you though
Dude, I was having a great time with the fire bow like I don't think we should be the main characters of the server at all
It should be the creators that are coming in that should be making the most impacts
Yeah, I mean that's all that was the whole point is her
I mean you're absolutely right
But where we should not be the main characters we should not be making that big of an impact
We should just be stuck on I think both fireos was the perfect fit for like what we could do and what we couldn't do
Because we're running around with shields and and bow like if you caught up Russ pro this dick out you win every time
Like a lot of people are frustrated because we unlocked it to tier two and
Then all the pros are stomping the fucking nubes and then some pros were like hey
Maybe I should get upgraded to tier three and the list goes on and on we should have never gave any room or an inch to the pros
You think there's a world where you go back where you could backtrack it
Like maybe at this point for this white but for like another wipe if it ever happened
There's a first or second wipe I played I played my ass off
And I was still number 16th on the server 14th on the server with a bow
Like no pro should be touching the top five or top 10
like no pros should be touching that's my opinion
no I agree easy there's a way you could go back and you could restrict these
fuckers to bows again yeah and if they quit they quit we can't you could it's
just yeah just be a whole bunch of just cry like a lot of pros that can't use
trim there's a lot of like one-trick ponies the PvP cry like if you don't
want to play with bows then go leave the server and go go somewhere else
But if you want to like tough it out and like the rules started switching up on the daily and as soon as some people quit
Like if some people left then that's when the rules started switching up. Yeah, because yeah
Yeah, because pros kept crying like they just kept complaining and kept now we have pros asking for tier three
And crying for tier three. It's just dude. You're not supposed to win
Yeah, why are they even you're supposed to you're supposed to be the cop guy are asking for tier three
Yeah, exactly. Some of the people asking for tier 3, like, what do they even need it for if their whole point is to build anyway?
Like, some of the people are builders asking for it, or like roleplayers, like, are you scared the walls are going to shoot you?
Like, why do you need the AK? Why can't you just use the Thompson for the wolf that's chasing you while you're building? I don't get it.
Because they want to win. They want to win, and some pros cannot use anything other than an AK,
And they're terrible at tier 2 and terrible at prim these are a one-trick pony and they don't want to meet
They want to come to the server and be and put a reputation out of like, oh, I'm so good
And so they want to like fight essentially they want to fight noobs with pros like they want to fight pros with like two three
Okay, they want to just like basically have an aim trainer
Just back at the steamroll
This is my take is if you're a pro you can't use a bow or a Tommy to kill guys with AKs
that have less experience with you.
You're not that good.
100% did you see that fetus got unlocked?
Yeah, yeah I saw that.
I called for fetus to be unlocked once they unlocked spin.
Yeah fetus is the most hours on the server and he got unlocked.
They are locked spend.
Oh, no man.
No, they didn't lock spend.
But did you also see that my teammate has 1100 hours?
He got locked because he killed Rexmore.
Yeah.
He was killing Gabby, mushroom farming.
So she had Auntie come over there to help her like defend against Rexmore.
And that dude put in a vote and he got locked with 1000 hours.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Yeah, so it's like a public opinion type of thing.
Yeah, because he's really defending Gabby doing mushrooms.
It's fucking terrible.
The prize pool should have been just in my supermanence.
The voting thing is real?
Yeah, the voting thing is real.
You haven't seen it, Yuta?
Oh my god, I thought it was a joke.
No, I've seen it. I thought it was all just like bullshit a joke.
Dude, no. No, Yuta, no.
I didn't think we were taking the vote serious.
Yuta, did you vote for us?
Bro, it was real. Why would it not be real?
What the fuck?
Yeah, honestly, I have no idea that was a thing I saw the voting but I didn't think anybody was actually taking it serious
But the first day I didn't even vote because I was like, oh, I don't fuck like it's not gonna really matter
And the next day I see some of the people that are getting unlocked and the way that people are like asking their teammates
vote and I'm like okay wait a minute hold the hell's this this is very shit yeah
because people were like like paying for the vote in game I was like there's no
way this shit's real if we're doing this there's no way for a vote in game
yeah people were going around playing politics paying for a vote
fresh shot oh my god I didn't know this is a whole shit show that's why I was
like I thought people were just like friend grouping the votes which they
probably are but I didn't also do that no they didn't even yeah people were people
were going around with sulfur and buying people's votes so it's like it's
recently buys I could never do this but if I can go back in time what's stopping
me from our peeing and then getting like one kill and 200 deaths I think
getting unmarked. You know what I mean?
Nothing. That's probably what some people actually do or like that's like how they played the role
Yeah, it's I think the money definitely ruined like dude
The money definitely ruined it
If there's no money on the line then people don't care about losing kids because it's a snowball effect like if we
throw all day and we troll then like we're gonna have a less chance of winning
the prize pool and like $20,000 is a lot of money that's not that's not funny
money right there to some people that's I'm not some people a lot of people
that's that's that's $2,500 each if we win the event so people are gonna do
what they do I also think like making it smaller teams like I I said it
Rockets the minute they put up a fob like this instantly shoot it and then incident and then push it and like pretty much
That's exactly what happened. Yeah, pretty much literally 20 seconds. Yeah, that's what they did to us and reread it then
Yeah, so you can't steal anything. Um, yeah, which makes the defender side so much more strong
You need alliances like you can't a V8 on one rate somebody. That's that's never gonna happen
Like if you're gonna do the V8 you almost like need to let them put up a fob if you let them put up a fob
It's possible, but it's still a fucking shit show. The metagaming too is so bad
What metagaming have you seen this split because I haven't actually been accused of metagaming at this foot, which is crazy
Me neither, but I'm not gonna go into detail, but there's been some shit. There's been definitely some shit
Chat type one
I think a lot of my mods are cooking it so I don't think I ever get any like I
don't get any secret treats or anything in my chat I can look over to grab sadly
how are you feeling you know you want to stick it out what's your thoughts
I'm honestly down for whatever I don't really care I was enjoying the PVP the
best couple days but if it's just gonna die I like this I'll probably should
be a farm bot or I'm gonna go play something else.
Like towards the, before they invited everybody
or at least a couple people,
I was already like kind of out of it.
And then the PVP made me want to stay,
but I've just been enjoying hanging with the boys.
I also think like the rule of like,
everybody on the server must be streaming
should definitely be implemented.
Yeah, I don't know how the fuck there's people on here not streaming like how is that even a thing? I don't get it
Yeah, I can't really say anything. I didn't do it that like first or kind of middle second
what
Well, I wasn't so wasn't doing shit. It's why they didn't do it. People should be streaming it
Especially if there's money on the line. I mean, there's no money on the line and like whatever, but no money on the line hundred percent
Well, no money on the line still I feel like the whole point was to have like a streamer
Serger so like I don't get why you wouldn't stream it anyway and this yeah
Yeah, I wanted to get that part
Like I always thought if you do this again, you definitely stream no matter what and if you don't stream like what you know swap out
That's it. Yeah, go to the new one. That's the point.
Oh Ryan, Ryan's in chat
I'm going to call this. I'll
call Ryan. What's up, Ryan?
That changes people? Yeah. Yeah.
Also, does this map seem fucking
I just didn't like this map scene compared to the other maps we did I mean I
would really like the monuments in the last way that was like the most fun
part me too but that optimization is just awful yes yeah who's that
Hey, Sue come up here. I'm take my chair. I'll get another chair
I said it was a bad idea. Yeah, I agree
Whole teams are very just wanted to juice people up to that song
How are you Ryan?
you guys. Yeah, rest. Guys,
we're putting the server
together. This is guys. Get a
little chair. This is an uphill
battle and it's impossible to
please all sizing. He's trying
to do it. It's life is
beautiful. Am I right? Yeah.
I'm rested. Yeah. Yeah, we've
been reminiscing. Don't get much
better than this. No, it does
What are team directions going to go?
Like, Peanut announced that he's not going to be playing the server much until the two
days before the Nuke event, you'll hop on.
So right now it's Friday, which means we've got to play this weekend out hard if we want
to be able to try to win it.
If we don't want to win it and don't care about the Nuke, then we can just, you
know, fuck around.
Who cares?
But I kind of want to just get like a taste of what everyone is thinking so we
we can make a group decision on what we want to do as a team going forward.
Because me personally, the Nuke is more of a competitive thing to me, but if we're going
to say fuck the Nuke, who cares, then we can just go back to doing regular stupid shit.
But if you guys want to get that Nuke for the prize pool and for bragging rights, then
we go for it.
I think our team's intentions should be aligned with what do we want to do here.
Yeah, I mean for me it's not about the money, I'm just here to like have a good time, shoot
people, and just you know, go out like a team, but if you want to go crazy for the new event
I'm here for it, but I mean I'm not sure, I don't know if it's going to be too sweaty,
I don't know if it's going to get like toxic, like trying to find new people and
poach people, but I'm here for whatever the fuck we want to do.
Okay, I mean like what but what do you want to do a sue like what do you want to do like how do you feel?
Um, I'm down to like PDP and kick-ass like I saw I'm here. I just want to shoot people to be honest
but it's I
Don't know how the general server is especially if peanut leaving. I feel like there's gonna be a wave of people leaving
So, these next few days might be pretty shambles and not gonna lie to you.
I think he might play on Sunday, so he might offline grand Sunday.
That's one thing he might do.
Maybe.
Oh yeah, that dumbass is gonna come on Sunday.
But like, the thing is, we've never had 8 on UI, the whole wipe.
We've always been down 1.
and then Pina he's gonna only be on what three days the next week essentially just two days in the whole next week
So we're and who knows what the fuck folks he's ever doing right, so it's like
We might not ever have a team on
If we keep it like this it might be rough
I'm gonna get fucked we've been getting fucked the whole life why not just keep getting fucked that's kind of my stance
I'm down. Yeah
I can always get down to the next game fucks.
You boys down to get fucked with me?
Hey, we're just gonna be getting fucked.
We all get fucked.
We all get fucked.
Hey, let's all get fucked together then.
Let's see it through.
Fuck it, you guys down?
Yeah, buddy.
You're here, buddy.
Alright, so...
I think Rogue's gonna join our whole...
I'm sure we need to be down to keep running.
Yeah.
I'm Dez.
We're gonna get Rogue in this piece.
I'm Dez.
We're gonna get Rogue in this piece.
I'm Dez.
We're gonna get Rogue in this piece.
We're gonna get Rogue in this piece.
Oh fuck.
I think we gotta make a new team.
I left you some left the other day.
Yeah, that's a bit of a shit show.
Yeah, we gotta make a new team.
I think we can have Rogue here.
Winnie will play, Dez will play.
And then we'll just play 6D.
But it is what it is, dude.
Fuck it.
Like, let's just not even bring it up.
we lose which is not even bring the numbers up to which is accepted we've
accepted it it is what it is if we lose we adapt bro fuck it go down
sit I need to be back here bro alright then I'm making a new team let's go leave
your team guys I will say I do need to take one day off this wife I'm not gonna
be here tomorrow. That's all Jay, I'll be here for every other day.
You're chilling, you're chilling.
We have the teammates though.
Yeah, I'm doing that. There we go, dude.
I'm gonna join BC then.
I'm gonna eat real quick and I'll join BC.
I think we gotta make like a new call.
Yeah, I'm gonna go set here as well.
Hey, hey, hey boys, we're back.
We're fucking back.
Welcome Rogue, welcome.
Welcome to the crew!
Come on, baby!
Welcome to the crew!
Oh shit.
Oh.
Got you, got you.
Hey, wait.
Can I make a humble acquisition until Pena gets here?
Could we get Fetus until he's unlocked anyway?
um
i'm down but i feel like that's gonna start a whole fucking thing you know what i mean
everything we do starts today oh i know let's just leave in the team that there's enough of
fucking flip this
Wait, OEX is the unlocker? Oh my god.
Yeah, it's the unlocker.
Yeah, actually, if you can beat that, I think he's a big funner guy.
I mean, um...
I mean, can you give us, like, the rate of attack?
What kind of thing?
Um, get out of the OEX.
What do you mean?
Get Fetus, guys.
We can't get Fetus because it's...
We cannot get Fetus because he's a pro.
And the team is eight.
Like, look at the list.
Like, who am I gonna kick for Fetus?
Well, who am I gonna kick for Fetus?
Oh, I forgot about that one.
Yeah, got off of my PC like he
literally said today. He's
going to play.
Why don't we just off of the
first place? That's a cloak.
I was turning turns off.
Yeah, he's off on PC now.
Oh, he was off on the interception.
He's off.
Nah, because you do have to off on the individual interiors.
Oh.
Oh.
Yo, what'd you say about Fetus?
Rook said he's going to see if he can get Fetus on.
because our team is full. We have we have cloak. Yeah, I know. Yeah, like.
Nah, dude, I'm not kicking cloaks. What the hell?
I gotta go out and get him again. Whoops. Uh, wait, is the shotgun trapped off?
Let me off hold on you guys are all done the TC
I often I often want to see a rogue walking in he wasn't on
Yeah put him on TC I don't know how to do the turrets
I'm doing the turrets isn't it well not
Yeah they sue
I'm going to take the build one.
You know, can you accept my friend request?
I'm going to get a call.
Yeah, Archon, you're going to reach the bank. You're a tear man if I get a subs.
I don't want to pick up, man.
Yeah, what up?
I'm going to get him off on this turret, then he should be good.
We can go on the middle room right now.
I'm going to grab some food and then I'm down.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, he should be out on all the turrets. Should be good to go.
I'm here I'm back. What's going around you guys down? Yeah, I need to get my kit. Yeah,
I need bags. I need bags everywhere and codes I think. Yeah, yeah. What have you guys messed
your codes up for? He just wanted to join but I don't think we can we have Petus. He's
unrestricted by the way coconut. Yeah, I know but if we kick we invite Petus. We got
to kick someone that's been playing the whole time. No, like, okay, so that's the
thing I was gonna ask like it's just for now for the PVP and then when P that
comes back maybe he'll bow out I'm not sure
maybe he would be okay to like join down PVP with us and then maybe we'd bow
and maybe he'd bow out I don't think I don't know we could swap you eyes though
like okay then like what's feet is gonna do when this is over like how is
gonna go back to the same team but he can't once he leaves that team you
can't go back oh really that's a rule yeah like once you're in a team you
either leave forever or that's it yes so technically you can't join back on
Genji's team now right well okay well that's fine I didn't it's fine because
I already talked about what I was doing here so but okay so that kind of like
I'm not too sure too because it's like I message cloak I message cook right now
to see if he's playing and if he's like nah I'm not and yeah we can have
fetus but I'm not about to kick like a teammate out and no you can't kick
somebody four feet as if they're if they're playing that's I'm the idea
You can't do that I just fell back this fetus was all alone and he kind of was uh wanting to do the same thing
I was I just thought of him
Oh like yeah, I mean like if cloak is out and he's done then yeah like what's
We could have probably like circumvented this too because like
But that ruined in particular like bro people aren't gonna play the full vibe
probably should never we should probably never talk about it honestly now he's not
gonna get unlocked now it's
ah GG dude we didn't even thought what are you talking about we didn't say yeah
yeah quick say it's work folksy Sunwalk them I'm outside if you guys
want to go wrong let me make sure we have her rode you back
Oh
It's a real shame everyone's chat ruined the server
dude we can blame it all on everything but I think the biggest culprit of this
event is fatigue and burnout you are not supposed to play rust for a fucking
month straight three different wipes with 410 hours with like a bunch of people
that like already that's not like the biggest culprit is burners not it
no dude there's not a single name one gaming event that has this many creators
that last longer than a one week max okay i'm good on all the turds now name one i locked in all of them
like i'm genuinely surprised the server got this far otb last for five days and people cry and
complain and like should be good i'm a genuinely surprised
Alright, good to go.
Yeah, but World of Warcraft is like a bunch of creators on the same team, no?
And like, how long does that last for?
Yeah, I thought this would be over, like, three weeks ago.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm surprised they went this far.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, somebody love all right,
let's roll.
I
Know I was been active today. I have no I this the first time I'm leaving the base. Oh word. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, let's get it
I stole my team's minivan bro. I'm after returns
Got my bed over there too. I feel like a crazy feel that I feel I feel weird right now, bro
I need the prime. Thank you dude. In a good way
Like
I got the tingles right now, dude
Like I got the
My heart is like good the butterflies
Again, I'm gonna keep saying this dude that group has played the exact same be regardless of the price for or not
That team is responsible for min maxing in gray area and what gray loop pulling and you want to know who the biggest gray hole
Looper is oh
Did my girl quit? That's all
I'm way out. Why am I asking you? That's my girl. I don't know. Let me ask me
So I keep boxing and what's in said they're only a duo now. Oh
They might have quit yeah
yeah it's fucked up it's fucked up bro I wanted a radar first
a fuck dude kidding me
in China radar I knew we should have rated her bro I knew
well I think they got richer shit I think like
H&C'ing is like balling now they had a lot of shit
oh no they've been they've been in this the last couple days they came up
I
Did yesterday I left for like 40 minutes and we lost like 25 a case like I don't even know how that's
That's how's that possible?
Dude, I don't know it's like we're like the suicide squad from the Deadpool except like we're the bad ones
One of us drowns in the water
it was it is uh we're doing like a it's like 5v6 5v7 or something they had an
attack early where it's like slamming a full UI at their base get a rail
we were lost without you Coco you can't leave again buddy. Dude I went to take a
walk. There's a fresh air that everything's just burned out. The car.
How
is he coming? He's eating. We'll be with we're just real right now.
Do you box being locked? Yeah. Hey, wait. Yeah
swizz
Restricted, yeah
What do oh cheese. Oh
Rolling a solar target so stupid like what are we doing bro?
Just make it so 3k hours equal lock. That's it. That's it. It doesn't I don't care if you played legacy
I don't care if you did this or that
There's no gray area. That's it
Like maybe 5k maybe even 5k walk like no alt accounts wait, did I vote wrong?
It's was be restricted
Yeah, he should yeah, he should be restricted
To KLA be unrest way unrestricted
Wait restricted wait
my
No, he voted right.
Is she just making like, walked or yes or no?
This is unrestricted and restricted.
Currently walked, it's kind of confusing.
I did not vote wrong.
Should Jews possibly be restricted?
No.
Should iris be unrestricted?
Wait, what does that mean?
Wait, should Iris be unrestricted? Meaning...
She has an AK. No, she should...
Should Smiley be unrestricted? No.
Should Stuffy be unrestricted? No.
Yeah.
Should Wetter be unrestricted? No.
Should She's be unrestricted? No.
Okay. Should Close to be unrestricted? No.
Wait, is that right? No, yeah, yeah.
to be unrestricted? No. Should Bob be unrestricted? Yeah, go ahead. Wait, no, wait.
Unrestricted, you go AK. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bob, yeah. Should all troops be unrestricted?
You going, okay?
No.
I-I don't think...
Wait.
No.
Wait.
Wait.
No-
No, wait.
Oh.
Wait.
Should he be on-
No.
Wait.
Wait.
Yeah, yeah?
No, no, wait!
Oh my god!
He's so close.
Should he be unrestricted?
Should he...
Should he...
Unrestrict...
Un...
Restrict...
That's an AC off a lick.
Should he have an AK?
He should have an AK.
He'd be back to stay.
Should he have... Wait!
No, he shouldn't have an AK.
Should a magpie be a- Yeah, she should, yeah.
Should camsoda be unrestricted.
Wait, unrestricted, wait, unrestricted?
Wait, wait, what was-
Bang.
I need a little bit of that moon.
Hey.
I'm in my own.
You like Rust, Aisa?
You've been playing this trip?
Yeah.
Dude, I've been waiting for years to have a Rust.
Sorry, so this has been hell of fun.
Hell of a rush.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
Because specifically Rust, or you've just been waiting
for a game?
On Eagle AK.
Oh, not specifically Rust.
Yes.
If I, a few years ago, I got like addicted to Rust.
What do I do?
Like YouTube content?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
is that someone showed me a blue
no
no
no
fuck
wait
where are they looking at it
i know
what guys i died
yeah
sure
drop body heavy
there's two down there
yeah there's two
they have a crazy camera to match that tree line
i cant lie
wait hold this body i guess i don't know
you got walls
i got walls
i got walls
I don't know what I'm doing here.
What are you? What are you? What are you?
On the outside, right outside.
Can I have a body?
Can I have a speed behind a wall?
That was a new shooting?
Me neither. We're seeing right.
I see one here.
Double body on the guy pushing right?
Oh damn, look, I'm up.
Left is the headshot body.
One is B again, left.
Beat the rest! Beat the rest!
He's gonna jump again now.
out
the guy closes he's on a wide ready in the double wall
running back in the back
that guy moves it all he's dead
there's two on left now two walls
one's in front of him, one's on the body, I'm cooking that dead, cooking that dead, cooking that body dead
I'm not dead, I'm alive
we're shot in the back, he's gonna run
high body shots
there's still one
you know that guy you just shot at, yeah, I didn't want to
it's on, okay I'm here
dude I got stunlocked by this like voting thing and it's so confusing
I think it was just two, was it three?
I don't see another one
one's far back in that, of course they're based
one's on me too
coming
doing one that
that was fun
Did you? Cowboy can you get my can I get my uh
You got him
Snuffy's on their team now. Okay. Yeah, you wrote
There's two there two there
I've had a second I don't shoot. No, no play time play time
They can roll up. We can refraggin a sec. They're keying up. We're getting keyed. We're getting keyed
One dead
One more underneath or is he at the wall I can tell I don't know
One up only boy
He can pick up pick him under you right under you got to keep that sweet
Dead nice time to the guy I got traded
At the wall one is me that's the last guy I rest him guys ace
Should be for
They spot right here we gotta be quick
He's low, can you get that, can you get that please?
He's popping here, I'm swinging He's gotta be low, he's gotta try and go
low, try and go low, we can't peek him
I need to push on him, I need to push on him
Yeah, I'm gonna flank him, I'm flanking him I have to follow him, I'm still low
His angle is insane, come on I'm gonna knock him out, hit, wall
Bad? Nice
Here's the back, here's the back, body heavy, I'm a far right guy
They see four out there. I'm pretty sure push it back push it back. You want to go lock
Play bass now we play bass
There's more bodies over here. What the hell?
That's a mop any meds off where I think that's bad bucks
We got a fallback. We got a fallback now. Come on.
Cover us. Cover us.
We out. We out. We out.
One.
Oh, no space. Highlight.
Amrog is such a huge pick.
Like, the guy's insane.
One's keying out.
We're falling back. Just pay less, son.
They're in a wall.
I
Like I said, we gotta get away. We gotta get the base. We're gonna take that help me down. I was a little
That's a fun fight
I play up on that
You can be so though. We got a deep. Oh, yeah. No, there's one top over now
Don't push me that's where on our base. Make them over to you
I'm full baiting. Don't worry. Oh, yeah
Yeah, oh, yeah
I'm banking making the dropboxes right here right here. Don't go up stairs open core. We're faster if we do this
I think I can go get more and bring it out. No, no, no, I got him come out
No, I killed them I'm straight out
I'm about to get keyed
How many you know they got the hell they got the hell the guys we don't play for the hell
That's way too early way too early me. Oh, that was you know, we're good way too early in that spray to rogue
Okay, are they on your hill no killed the other guy in meds place
Malesy dammel or not one's probably wide wrapping out from their base from right your right side your left side's clear
They're gonna be on your right all of them unless they don't want to fight this
How I'll let you know who's cactus who's cactus
Is that it are we good one the fight I mean I doubt I've been talking wanting pvp all day
So I'm a kid right here. I got a kid
I
Should run this back lookie. Yeah, well, yeah, we'll play back then we'll play back then
It's snuffy up here
Did you get that kill at the walls or whatever? I got a body over here. I can make this too
There's one coming out front door right now. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna wait guys free. Don't shoot at me yet. Don't shoot at me yet
I'm still waiting, I'm still waiting.
Where is he in response to me?
South, south, he needs meds.
One's running left around your rock, one is W-game.
One is close right on your walls, one's far left, like deep left.
I'm falling back.
Yeah, we need to fall back.
So there's three out right now.
I can't see that guy, I'm trying to hold your swings though.
I have your left, Coco.
I just tried to wrap with, I think he won the rock.
I have no angles there, no range.
I can't see either.
That guy's low, double.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm back.
I'm okay here.
Front left, front left.
Double body.
This guy right after me wrapping.
probably no right one right by me
you okay
you might be able to have an angle on this guy
oh I need help I need help
I'm here
I'm gonna get a guy here
there's a guy behind me
yeah there's me
how many
hold on hold on
right in front of you
okay
near this rock
yeah
where's the coast
I have to heal I can't peek the coast
Yeah, fine. Oh, I'm going to die.
All right, between us, I died.
Snuppies on me. I'm dead. Just say no.
I think they are for you.
Yeah, let's reset. Who cares?
Let's reset people.
OK.
Let's reset. Let's go back. Let's do this.
I
Run back I'm good back at the base. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Good. We lost that cuz we weren't all there
Let's go do it. Let's do that again
You guys know I'm waiting
We need walls if you guys run out with extra wood walls. There's walls
I can bring you some
I'm just outside the walls right now. That's why I
Can hold out here. I come back before it doesn't matter
I mean, you just need to take the ladder actually core like it's in every single entrance
I'm just going to stay out here
I'm working on it
Let's go out together
Yep, yep, yep
Uh, here
Ooh, the little tea
More teas
Make up your nice healthy from the fridge right here
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fucking huge
I'm ready. Let's go. I'm
Alright, let's go. I don't have
any keys on me right now.
I'm sure you're shocking there. Yeah, I know.
I didn't think it would be that close.
one
What a fight that AK top hooker they're bolted yeah
I'm out of a crazy flank on the hill by the way if you want to keep engaging with them
and then you want to push up as I engage I'll keep I'll keep shooting
Oh wow they're watching my life never mind
Any about you
Mark
That's right at the gun bar
By the way, we don't roof camp. We don't roof camp. Yeah, I see
Give me a drop
one might be wrapping far right
probably on you yeah but I'm getting capped just capping on me
you watching your right you know yeah yeah you're getting wrapped you don't
pretend you don't see him 290 290 to your right close right close right two
of them two of them they're wrapping right under you yeah I know I have your
left. Somebody's right. Looking right.
rubber banding.
Keep on the right. Oh my god. Dead on the right by the double
wall.
We should be right away, huh?
70 of them. Dead or stuck?
That's probably dead or stuck.
They're on the rock.
I think I got a red right now.
I hit him once.
I can start.
At the wall, at the wall, right?
At the wall, yes.
He's red.
He's on me.
My god, I think I got fucked.
Who dead?
Nice.
Nice.
Okay.
I'll take this guy.
Oh my god.
He just got on the rock.
He's dead.
Are you dead?
No, no, no.
Still my rock it can't be so I died
Am I alone it's just me new asa yeah, I'll nine on the right hidden we should fall back towards base. They say so
Okay I'm going down the hill then I need help I need help I'm dead I'm dead I'm
dead damn crouched all the way up we go again we have a reset and we go again
my meds yeah you gotta fall back to base let's get back out there I'm on
back in like yeah you guys see that quick though
they've shown the evil that's not we're not breaking it up we're done like we're
just gonna fight
sure see white kid all right rock still
I'm going. I'm going.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm getting angled out.
I need help. Bad.
That everything's not us, right?
It's a club.
They're just watching our base.
I mean, I just got DEVED.
Yeah, we're going to have to play out of our base.
I mean, there's not really much I can do.
I'm going to get a kid in this like here.
I need help.
I'm getting kid.
Finally, swanning in base.
I'm trying to go easy.
We need a group.
We need a group.
Bad.
They're not allowed in the door camp, right?
They're supposed to let us out.
The rules?
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
They should fucking...
Yeah, I'm getting a kid.
I'm getting a kid right in front of me.
Cowboy.
I'm getting a kid.
I'm getting a kid.
I'm getting a kid.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm going down.
They made me, I killed one, killed one on the rocks.
Nice, there's one close too.
I'm running, I got a thousand dead.
Get him out.
You good?
Okay, and I can't even fuck, they're just door camping the fuck out of this.
One's like point blank on our, he's just nading my door.
Oh, they're leaving, they're leaving, they're leaving.
Here you go.
They're giving us space, cool.
one of them is right next to our front gate
he's running away
yeah they're jumping out
guess we should just let him
yeah yeah let him move let him move
let's reset let him get back up
they're driving a camper
dude these guys got a camp
Oh
Hold on while we're resetting then I'm gonna quickly grab a fucking a cheeky. Yeah
I start up using heavy plots this way below our numbers I think it's something we're gonna have to do
Which um
Bridge is it I see a bunch of fucking shit. Yeah, but what's it look like I see basic is it basic? No
We're out in that one. Oh, it might be basic
Okay, I see you
Oh, yeah
Here
but I think we're out.
That's fine, I'm just going to go.
I'll show you.
Yeah, that works for me.
All right, you guys take this. Everyone take one set.
Should be chest, legs, and everything.
So you're like in face checks and you can't aim down sight.
But it's like hip fire only.
But in face checks, it's just going to be really good. Let's go.
Any advantages for quick?
I
Think of the fucking elevator
God dammit god dammit coconut. Well you take the um water hotchers over you call the older
No, we didn't know there. We thought I'm really we thought I'm really
But
Once we take the hill and I shoot three bullets, it's live
So then we just we earn their kits and we back up with the deposit we do this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess yeah
I guess I already
All right, you're on the right side by the building on the right
Yeah, what you have a lot of water right there already for wrapping us decent angle there
one's already on the fucking hill
we just hold hill?
yeah yeah
down, down, and drink?
or no?
it could be wide left
we could just clear the left together
since they split
anyone clear left again?
yeah, we can hold high
the walls, these
I don't see anything left
I don't think they're playing up here
yeah, they're playing a transition right over
they're probably gonna be on my right
I'm going to go back to the left.
There's something on my left.
There's something in the building.
Let me help.
Let me look down and check.
There's a sniper from the hill.
There's a sniper from the compound.
One's on our left, Cobra.
Nice to see him.
Let's take this hill.
Multiplayer.
Let's fight this guy.
Wait, there's a split.
Let's fight these right guys.
Right side.
I'm here in the middle, I'm just on the east of the spot.
right
he's gonna be on my left
I'm getting killed
you're in a bad spot
everyone back in the game
they're back now
oh that's close I mean
one dead, kill them
nice
one behind me
oh let's, you can kill that guy nice
let's shoot at him, you guys remember me?
One below you. I'm coming. I'm coming. You're on your right below you at the tree. Yeah, no, no, we're gonna get flanks
Once week
The super loss they're gonna be flanking from the base to because I killed two he's gonna be back in three seconds
I think I killed one, someone coming back, I can push that guy, you don't, I can push that
guy, I have a double, I have a double girl, one more on me, I'm dead, I'm dead here, I need
I need help
I don't have a DB
My left, my left here
Yeah we're wrapping
Walk me up, walk me up
I killed one, I killed one
I can't see, I can't see
Nice, nice, nice
One more
For a left, for a left
Okay, that's it, that's it
We have an AWP
Kill them all
There's still more behind
I need a gun
Okay
Is it in?
It's still 240
Broke, broke, broke towards their base
one jump it up ok
1 is there is one
that's snappy just stands
oh no
oh no
oh yeah one more one more
let me get fling soon
he is on our walls
is it just me?
it's just you you're on
I am just stalling
I have no fucking ammo
I need a spice yes
You need to take more space, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, just do on me, son.
I could try, I could try. I'm here, but I'm naked.
Hardly so close to your base, they just get back faster.
Snuffy is just dipping me. His stand spray is a leap.
I don't have a gun I can't I'm just here stalling
Oh, man.
He's just doubled his teammate, no way.
We have to re-kit.
I mean, you guys are all running back already.
You guys are re-kidding?
Yeah.
Well, let's do this.
right now get pics
holy shit I see five yeah I see I see six yeah I think they have a full team
or like six yeah it's I don't know what it is yeah it's whatever though come on
let's do this I'm just not even know where I'm gonna shot from
I see their entire team among
This is your number tonight
Jumping up to close here. I'm doing radiation poisoning. They're for a bad point. Oh, it's mad. It's mad. It's mad
I'm back and I'm dude. There's too many fucking people
We have to yeah, yeah, yeah, wait too many people I
Saw at least six so
You want to come reset go again?
I'm here in bar this is here. This is here. Oh my god
Yo, come here go in team. It's a hit one. I'm here. Come on. We're fighting
Over here come on anybody call
Does they kick up on me?
One's walking.
I'm just on our left, I know there is.
Yeah, one running up.
Close wall.
She needs to shoot me through the fucking grass.
I should be more patient, man.
I don't have a left flank on this guy.
I'm fucked up.
I'm just, I'm dead.
Hick, I don't even know where it from.
There's two on the right.
Two on the right.
I'm down, down, down.
I'm down on the right.
There's two on my side.
There's the tree line right in front of us.
I've seen shots of fucking zedges.
Get pushed.
Someone out of base, came in.
There's another one on me.
I need help.
I'm getting angled, I'm dead.
It's just you two that can help you right now.
I'm coming out.
Not roll!
We're door camping, what are we doing?
I stood up, I stood up on 2%.
You're outside.
I said
Kill the guy that killed you thank you
Going going I stood up on 26 percent. Oh my god. Oh, no, I'm dead. I got one though
Wait, we have design now
There's one I can't go ahead in a ball. I
Had just I just landed eight shots some two people
You fit up it doesn't do anything it doesn't matter
What are you doing?
Oh, you know, I'm here.
Yeah.
Is that your door camping?
Yeah, that door can be toys.
One's deep 300 coming right.
Like it.
we should just fight over a military whoever wins it
like clears the, like that amount of kills
should just take the loot and run
like run back, like it should just be a free
like it should be a like a thing, you know what I mean?
What do you mean?
Like if we got, if they get five kills on us
they earn the loot, we reset
both sides of the military, start again three shots, dude
Yeah, yeah, yeah
if we kill seven of them, we grab the loot for free
then they get up seven, three shots
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, what do you mean, what do you mean reset?
Like grab it like we earned it. Whoever wins the fight gets loot.
Nah, I think it's better if it's hot potato. I think it's better if it's just sperm urches.
I just thought it'd be easier for the whole like...
Nah, it's the other part of it.
Yeah, hot potatoes better. I think more teams are coming in.
They broke our fucking barrel.
I've never got a living.
Shadow, are we alive?
Type 1?
I guess I got your AK out of this.
Nice.
Good morning, gentlemen.
Good morning.
The hell?
It's you and I.
I don't think we live in fucking Favellas.
The fuck's going on?
PvP
How'd you guys enjoy this?
We're just down numbers, that's all
They have at least six on right now
Bro, we're gonna win, we're gonna win
I ain't stressing, I'm just saying
You can't just play like we have more numbers
That's all I'm saying
Got some kids back, got two AK's burning a barrel
They broke our barrel, dude!
Yeah, they broke our fucking barrel
All I know is, wait.
Wait, you're fighting Dapper in them?
It fucking poshie, actually, was the T-Gear.
Like, they probably have unlimited.
I'm getting T's right now.
Oh, you have unlimited max health, T's.
Nice, right.
What's wrong with that club?
Oh, I need a backpack.
What?
Yo, bro, can you bring me a backpack on the armor box?
I'm just gonna jump around it.
It can be weird.
Bro, can you bring me a backpack on the armor box, T's?
Yeah, I can bring you a backpack on the armor box.
Oh, yeah, okay.
You guys having fun?
You're right.
That dapper guy's kind of cringe though. Door can't fucking twice. What are we doing here?
I think I need to crank some hoodies.
this is cool as fuck man this is the way to go yeah dude honestly like what I'm realizing
now is like we could have just all talked it out and like been like hey can we just not
group camp can we not do it can we not do that that's what causes people like to like
do crazy shit it's like one person does some scummy stuff and all of a sudden it's pubs
we should have just taught
I
Honestly, that's why I keep shutting down the hey dude stop talking about numbers like what's let's just play who cares if they have more numbers
Yeah, it's a time anyway, so
Like I keep saying like hey just don't even bring it up dude. Don't bring in numbers. Who gives a fuck let's just play
Yeah, what up?
Where you at?
Am I my berry farm?
Yeah, you checked this out me and fucking winning were pimps last night.
I want to make up
Hey, so come here you're gonna so want to see this you're gonna. Let's see this
How long we in the toes last day
What do you mean by that?
So where are you Depp in for like three hours?
My man you're deep in the thugs.
I got off and this fucker is still down there.
That was straight content I won't lie.
That was something to watch as you're filled with that.
You're pretty good.
Have you done that before?
I don't know if I believe you, I can't play that Jason, I'm like who is it, she was getting
dude, that's just crazy, that's just crazy.
I was taking one for this quad.
That's just crazy.
Yeah, I'm a good wingman dog.
I
When you got me stuck in it, we had to take it down now. It's just pitch black in here
Why are we missing a half of the power?
Because we had to reconnect it, but we don't know how to
this whole fucking thing you dumbass. Yeah, I thought we still get that privilege. No, dude, no, we're just
skirmishing. Like we're just running scrims pretty much like it's us against them and then
River House wants to join. Just fun, I don't know. So like only loot meds, walls and ammo.
I'm no armor. No no gun
Yes, sir. You ought to read. Oh, you're a lot of loot yourself though. Like, like, yeah
Yeah, okay
How are that job?
Oh
I
Boom that'd be light working, but it's not working well
You need some work in this we're missing one right here. Oh wait. Yeah, how would you rank yourself in terms of other rose pros?
I think okay larking. No, this is not working. I'm just a berry farmer. I think you're trippin
I just you might be a visual bleach for me there
That does not look like the same height it's not
and a fish farmer and a strip boat I feel like the light bulbs on this one
there's no light from it it's just a me thing oh you're smoking that shit again
yeah I love that good shit
wait why are these boxes so dark right here
you off that good shit dude let's go
I
Low key I can maybe do like one or two fights, but like me and when he got sure we got to do
Why like what do you mean little double B?
Like we're busy dude. What do you mean you're busy, bro? Busy schedules book. What are you talking about man?
I'm sorry. What are you talking about? We're family men now
Wait, you guys hit it off that one with the girls last night
There was talks about marriage and shit
That was not talks, he booked a wedding
Oh, not getting hitched
When he was lucky, soft though, he didn't even steal nothing
He pretended like we were going to be hard as hell as we get
We're going to pretend like we care and we're going to stain him
He didn't steal a single thing
Come on, come on, come on.
Get everything back every time, no.
Get everything back, everything I sold.
Damn.
Trying to get white stuff for real.
And he caught feelings.
No, no, no, no, no, I'll just do like that.
You didn't go to jail, we got hellish it.
He caught feelings.
Yeah, no, no, no, I don't want to know.
I read it, I don't want to know.
I'm letting him know what he hops on.
Oh, fuck up.
I'm letting him know.
No, no, no, I'm letting him know what he hops on.
But, bro, I heard you caught feelings.
What's going on?
Mr. Sofster over here!
So these guys are trying to rage bait me
and I said I actually donated to the port all the time
Make those rockets, it's all good
The people in need, I got you dawg
Yup, yup
Yup
are you still over there? oh wait you're still over there
I'm very farming
well how many cores do we have?
dude I was putting in a workaholic and trying to get that fucking farm up
that farm is a shit show
what's wrong with it?
it wasn't the whole water thing was like bugged and then I had to go get a whole
bunch of my clones
Oh fuck.
A couple hours, get more clones.
That is, that's, very farms for everything, dude.
I can't believe how OP it is.
Yeah, you literally just get, you just trade Shepard for anything if you get it up first.
Shepard ready.
Is it morning?
Let me look at the clock
Approximately 830
Morning, but she's morning. I still gotta make tears hold on
Does you might want to bring a hammer and metal drags up the roof
This bitch about to blow
I'm just saying I'm bringing heavy helmets for ops.
Heavy Buzzing Up End.
I'm just saying I'm bringing heavy helmets for ops.
I'm just saying I'm bringing heavy helmets for ops.
he could break your head was not bad
not like they would actually defer what's for you to bring it up
yeah they were using heavy pod they were using heavy pod
I killed him I killed posh with heavy pod yeah
heavy pod is not bad
it's not against the Geneva war code convention
roof camping and uh...
and attack howling door camping is though
what about defensively
no no no
I've been running around scurvy sprints.
Well, like anything goes.
That's offensive nuke.
That's offensive nuke.
PvP rockets?
HP launchers?
Nah.
I mean, actually, it's not bad, so you could, but...
If we do it, they're gonna do it.
I just found a bunch of kids outside.
I'm bringing them back in, holy...
I
Was like driving the 1v1 server this clip I might have to get Tommy locked
I swear I shoot that thing further than the eight yeah
I mean, it's just a straight laser. I think the beam yeah
Yeah, you can try that I watch videos and clips of people using an 8x on it
Obviously not in this
Hey, what'd you say 8x Tommy? Oh, that nuts. No
No.
It's not nuts.
No, I swear that that gun doesn't have recoil.
Bro, I'd rather use the AK than the Tobi.
It doesn't have recoil.
This has income.
Take shooting an R9.
Two military bags?
Oh my god, we're getting rich.
Oh.
Alright, I'm ready.
You guys ready?
I have teas for everyone.
There's your tea.
You want me to come up for that?
Or you want me to come here?
guys coming down did not out for me to get the mill you like switch side or something
but you're not I mean probably not make the max help tease was five of us when you five
of them about one 12 already yeah they're don't shoot they're waiting on us we're gonna
take the other side of the hill. Alright, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
Hey, this.
Thank you.
Don't shoot them, let's find out about Halley.
Shoot Halley, shoot Halley.
Is the monument resetting?
I think the monument resetting up the hell.
Come take a max out to see what it does.
You there, you here?
I'm not getting rats.
I think you just gave K.
Talking.
Fuck.
I'm right here without it.
My eyes should be smoking big.
All right, it's live.
Let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Close some, boys.
Yeah, they're already on me.
Holy shit, there's a lot of them.
Yeah.
Is someone coming on me?
Ready to heal?
Yeah, I'm on.
I thought we were going to rotate it all around once again, once probably right here.
I
Double hit on the left think that boy wrote I'm playing for you
He's lucky that you know what's like oh
Play left, play left, play left!
Got three, got three, got three!
Play for one, play for one!
Just one, just one, just one!
Hitty bot, hitty botty!
Right side, we're right.
We keep this, we keep this!
Just jump somebody.
Somebody on our left?
What's on me?
Oh, you're sick.
Oh, I'm db'd.
I'm db'd, I'm low.
I'm down.
I
Just do it just you
They can't loot our kids by the way, so we're okay. You go back. I go back for the killer
Yeah, yeah, yeah go back
We fight with a holly
And we lost that evil with rope three pigs
all they're allowing us to get to take our ship back so that we just run with
hazmat
here
i got you
here
yes i did
I swear, it feels like there are so many of them.
Well, they have swim bags nearby, but holy shit, you have a rogue taking three.
What you gonna do for this ass, you boy?
They have seven?
Oh, it's a 5B7.
Okay, gotcha.
that was a UDFK that fight too, oh yeah that was a 4v7 yeah that makes sense
I don't know if I'm a fucking buddy.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
We need to forget nothing.
Yeah.
You missed a shit?
Yeah, I tried to call you.
I tried to call you, I tried to be here.
Over here.
Yeah, who's using Incense? Put that fucker down. Put that fucker down.
We reset we reset who the fuck is cactus who the fuck is cactus
Stop before we
Yeah, maybe yeah, maybe yeah, fuck it. We'll just so stop you for fee
Just deal with it.
It's like a 5B, so it's 5B7.
It's actually been practiced 5B7.
I don't like that.
Absolutely.
Alright, are you guys ready?
Do you have a bundle to meds? Only a 5.
I can bring you back meds.
You guys ready?
Or are we on rogue?
I'll be right away.
I'll be right there.
I have to run back this kit.
I'll bring you meds, okay?
Nah, Coco got me. Thank you, bro.
Got back I should lay down though. Okay, you got no jacket on yeah, I know
Okay, it's one wife one wife that's interesting wife. Yeah. Yeah, what?
One one if you die if you die like you're out until the next one one life, dude
One life dude. You can destroy bro. I'm talk one why I'm telling my groceries. Are you guys ready?
wide-right wide-right
What the hell you're running instant. Yeah, there's a good thing we have you by yeah, I mean I can't counter that
You just have to check the room up. You just have to keep shooting
I
Got one that guy wanted it nice we won we won. Let's go one. Let's go
That's it. That's it. Take their arm on meds pretty sure one stuff in the back is aiming at me
I think they have a little I killed it. Oh one left one left one left. No, I got him. I got him
So what are we allowed to take and on meds walls?
don't you
But we get to take the hell he would too
Wait, yeah, we fight over yeah, we won't help you know meds
About six of them. They take a lot of meds and ammo nothing else
Tees to if they have it I do the take their fucking yeah, fuck it take it at all
Take it off taking the meat off this guy's body. See we do still have rules for the inoperity. What the fuck?
So we didn't have this why what are you talking about? I like this. Yeah, ha see
i think it's okay
the first one was the thing
the first one was yeah
i have like way too much shit
you guys want meds or you guys want a wall or an ex?
i'm okay
nice beam stroke
i'm kidding
and i have a part of them
it's to take this
jager
they did that you
thank you guys might if we don't use instant
and all i got all
yeah i i i turned it off yeah i have a good routine is not that you know i don't
I only just have a part okay no heavy part yeah no heavy part no I'm not heavy no heavy
Somebody on your team is made I think it might be
No, we just fucking like what 5v7 that's big that's big time
I
Saw three of you I panicked I just gave up
You got a body over here, you know what yourself dummy
Oh fuckers so slow you're like a grandpa, bro
Okay, all right, we're back
I was big though. I was big.
I don't know who they flanks from by their team, but it's hard for me to feel.
I mean, they just like, they just don't know who they flanks from by their team,
I mean, they just like they
just WG us. One of the guys
who's blanking, he went to
recycle or something on a
straight line of strip
tripled him. He was going on.
I'll get how stuff he gets an
AK. What am I missing? I don't
I don't think he does. Spen got an AK, I think. I think Spen's unlocked.
Probably should have got an AK too.
Oh
We're just chilling right now
You see that the next server they should make like an arena where you can do 5v5's
Like this like except we don't have to bring your own kids or you bring your own kids, whatever
But they should do like an arena like like Kingdoms in with five years. Yeah wagers or some shit. They bring scrap
Yeah, you bring scrap. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like you don't like lose anything but scrap
That could be insane
If only there was a way to like have like a custom mod for like unlimited kits like that bro
No, there is like you do
They could do a Nexus server where like what we did for the kickoff thing is we do a Nexus server where
for the modded RPC we just port it to we can add like a door or you walk in and
you just get ported to another server. That's pretty cool.
You can make entrances to other servers. Yeah, it's called Nexus. Yeah, so what we
did during kickoff is like every day like we just made a port to another
server for like events like what we're doing now except you don't have to
like go through the tiredness of like oh do you have a wall you have one of meds
ammo like you just start even ground with everybody this is fun
delicious transfuck
I'm gonna go home and get my son a better Tommy, but this next one I'm gonna make it live where the winning team gets to keep all
Yeah, yeah 5v5 5v5. Yeah winning team takes all
It's like counter strike bro, it's like clutch that'd be fun as fuck
What if we just go do this at the paintball right now?
I guess maybe that's- No?
No, it's still up, but oh yeah, but there's no kids there, so.
of
the
It should have been like what like happened at the start of the server chat
They should have been what
This is how the server should have been
This is this is sick
Oh, fuck I fucked it up
Okay, I'm up with this. I'll not just hop down today. Can we just make a gentleman's agreement where we're not going to do?
like scummy shit like door camping roof camping attack Halloween because that's
what's killing it and then I just just turned into this and people like
surprisingly agree to like yeah let's not do it
I
Honestly if we won with 5v7 we can bro. There's no way we can't win 5v5
Like that those last fights too like we wiped them like full like twice and they came back and killed us
This is this is we got this shit
of
What do you think is the best player purely out of mechanics currently I'd probably say
Winnie?
Winnie's fucking insane, yeah.
I don't know, there's a lot of really good mechanic players.
I think it's completely different than anything else.
They're good. It's on.
Run.
Get you my balls!
Go, go!
I got a little body on the right smoke.
I got, I got, I shot one in the back and I got killed.
Oh, you guys.
Maybe two.
I mean, preview five.
Can the team do it?
Can design a suit and you to pull this off, bro.
Me and cowboy are cooked.
fucked up
to body
head shot the judge what i don't know if you died
oh shit
to stacked
i just got i just look the whole service practice to refile now so i'm
looking good
I'm getting pushed
This is what I designed by the way
I killed him, I killed him
No, I died unmuting, I died unmuting
Yeah, you're a dumb mother
Fuck
Watch him do smoke
You're time to pop him out of, you're time to pop one room out of
While you're right
One on your left
He's crouching you
Take full heal
Left
I'm full
You got that, he's custom, he went down the hill
There's one more on the other side like torture 220
Push down the hill kill the guy on your left. You can challenge that just go
He's gonna be right in front of each your 70
You drop all the way down. Yeah, he's flanking all the way around you go for him
Wait, don't cross right get down on the dark get down on the box. I died. I died. I'd now look towards your south
Don't peek. Don't peek. Don't peek. He's gonna be right in front of you wait for him
You get pinched from both
Yeah, watch behind that wall.
Don't tell him.
You should have walled him.
Yeah, my wall is on the wrong key button.
Yeah, GG.
Good try, good try.
Try bro.
1v2.
Dude, the wall I was playing behind the jib broke.
My whole game froze and I was dead.
Good try.
You got a wall.
You got a wall then.
You got to stop muting during it.
You need cars.
Yeah.
I mean, I got I got fried but let's go again
Get guns at my fucking wall and three instead of two. It's on my down arrow my keyboard
I look like like a like a dad trying to look at his like
Touchpad
Nothing my head backwards. Okay. This is the last one. We got to win last one. Let's win this
Why are they done? I probably got shit to do
We can go back later. We can re-watch him.
We could challenge another team maybe.
Another team want to do it?
Maybe, yeah.
Sorry, I could just go into the base and take all my good back.
I like that.
Thanks.
but he
said out of heavy metal army
i've been using roadside for the triple slot
battle deski
for gloves
i don't think so
i was just a pack glove so i didn't know if they were in clothing or if they were in
well they took kid's spot
we have those for the group and for tips that one
uh...
uh... dammit
we still got a lot of AKs
can we have a large medkit so we can res?
yeah you got a large medkit
okay i might just make some right now
3
3
3
3
3
Nice.
Large meds.
They got fucking shit done.
Refrags.
Are you guys ready?
Yeah, buddy.
You sir.
Let's go, I'm going out.
Is it better to look for a flank instead of straight ADS in an AK? Yeah, I thought it was a Tommy. That was my mistake
I would never ADS an AK from that angle. I thought that was a Thompson from the laser sight
But it was an AK
Like it's never worth like doing an ADS war against the guy with an AK unless you're feeling like you're way better than them
That's what I've been doing. I've been just trying to like get like a trade-off to win and then I fucking just I
I just like flank and I DB push right I get like a face check on our 60% HB a K
AK is just like so good. It's so good
Okay, what are you gonna play on with peanut? Oh, hell no, oh hell no, oh hell no, oh hell no
I brought I'm good gang
Yeah, I got large beds for people
Stop bleed. I could drink one. Yeah. Yeah
win teams
Here you go. Just run over the wall like have your wall in the right spot
Like inventory management is like everything
Rotate this already going. Okay. All right ready everyone ready does you unmuting?
Yeah, I need a reading on you the men
I'll thank you this year. Yeah
He's moving in base. Yeah, I'm waiting on you though
I
Do you guys have cloth
On this body
Yeah, bandages I got bandages in two for you
I have six right now, but I'm gonna use two to heal max
That'll do you don't
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I'm going to wrap that up by a much.
Holy shit. Who is that?
They bummed me here.
Alright.
One's coming for me.
They're flanking 200 right now.
I'm literally right below them in the depth. They're holding me right now.
I'm pushing out the wall.
I have nothing to do for this. I can't walk up.
Directly below them. I'm trying to wrap left and see if I can get an angle.
I'll try to contest them then.
Thank you guys for holding me.
Don't do anything crazy yet. I have time.
I'm watching.
Is it just one from me close around triple wall?
Yeah.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I just got panicked so bad. Oh my goodness. I'm dead. I've shot
I'm dead. Oh my god. You guys are fucking GGs. They were holding out. GGs, GGs. I just
Fucked in the ass by like fucking seven dudes
GGs
Whoa
Fuck this n-bag you guys GGs
That was fun though.
Yo, call her instead of the front. Thank you, dude. Thank you.
Giga would have killed him. Giga would have got him.
I'm gonna go back to work on the farm.
Got our teeth going
Yeah, I think I just got third-party
Was that the Tommy guy that was shooting us in the side was there something I should
go to the side someone just started the whole thing
I'm so T. Fuck, who fucked me?
Wait really?
Yeah. Who's the one who killed you?
There's like a Tommy all the way towards the fucking next jet.
I think it was Dapper, but I had a there was a that Tommy guy got me down to like 10 HP and then I got swung
Oh, oh my god.
That's insane actually.
Oh.
You got any fucking...
You probably pulled up on the camper.
Made like 10, yeah, at the top of the box.
Oh, it was Smiley.
My other teammate.
TX teammate.
Pulled up farm in him.
The other box? What box?
Top middle armor.
Oh.
The bottom of the...
You guys see how they like...
The fights are a losing like the...
It's because the AK guys were over aggressive
so they would push me and then they keyed
into my DB just so they stopped doing
that entirely like the bros kept like
face checking me with DB like
so they stopped they just stayed back
and let the AK guys just like hold for me
Funny how that works I mean
I got some sets saved in this motherfucker and if I don't have Kim's it'll look good. Yeah, you got skin the butters
Yeah, they adapted to my style
Cargo just came up. Oh, I'm down
With a heli
W-tackily
That's actually you know
You just send two at a time
And repeat
Yeah, yeah
So yeah
You wanna send me in there on captains with HP and heavy pot?
So you don't die and then we just go
And we just drop people off
That does
I'm gonna hop on Hellies
I gotta fix some shit
Okay
Guys, you wanna find me in?
Yeah
We just wait on the roof for the backup
Yeah, I mean it's right here so we should go now
Oh
That might be what they're going for
No, this is they're gonna do a dinner break. Oh, yeah
Yeah, somebody must somebody might fucking go for it
No, no, we actually have family dinners over there
Oh, yeah
Yo, play some of the resub, Cal, then the resub, Boys, then the give sub, Shammy, the sub,
Austin, with the 13 months, Kanita, with the resub, Dad, then the resub, guys, they
are the subs and the love to everybody, Chad.
Thank you.
Chad, did the white walkers quit?
That player? Yeah, wait, it's empty.
It's not this.
Wait, okay, just find me back home then. You guys, just find me back home, and then you
pick somebody else up. I work on the buried farm.
It's empty? It's done?
Yeah, no, it's not done, but it's just one crater. I just wanted to clear it for you guys.
I think this is the last crate, I believe.
I swear just bond that could be fucking trippin, but
Somebody all somebody all logged out. Are they playing or are they done like right up here? Yeah, that was last grade
I didn't should be dead
I'm not on this cooking
She'll first room done. They're done
The chopper's angle is a little fucking freakish.
Now logged out for the night, or just not streaming?
I'll just stay captains.
While you go grays.
What's oil rats even doing? He's like on his own like fucking side character fucking side quest arc.
His mother fuckers picking mushrooms.
Let's see what's going on, what's happening?
Fuck it.
Join a team dude.
Dude he's just fucking picking mushrooms.
Somebody got off he said he was tired Somebody's tired of all the dramas he brings up
It's very annoying That's a soy
That's a soy Luckily Symphony ain't soy
I'm going to go back to my room.
Okay, sure.
Do you miss the captain's didn't watch here?
These things are the only reason why like I wouldn't fight against AK guys do just because I got to reset and refrag so much faster
It's everything man
Chat you guys were called a brain dead robots and skit shows
I'm a spark of joy and cheers guys. I think today's gonna really chill day. I don't think anything crazy gonna happen. It's 11 p.m
Cheers everybody, let's just chill out guys.
Sorry, boss, I'll try better next time.
Okay.
It should be ripe soon.
The door can't be a lie.
I'm just fresh, yeah we got more crates on it, yeah buddy, okay, next win, next win.
the
that does have a lot of room we've got
uh... like a box and a half of rockets
interesting
I
For a successful rate in this like these settings and rules you have to add a
big fog like that
We got about a fucking compound the only thing is like
How are we gonna build it like?
They'll just like all they had to do is shoot one instant rocket, but we can't build
I think that shit up when you come to front no instant rocket GA
GA everything that goes
Bro does the mafia have a bunch of boom?
Off he's got 6,000 explosives
He just
Didn't get a meeting with you anyway, so you might as well you give him a ring real quick
You guys want to meet your streams real quick?
Yeah, I'm here. Oh, I'm muting beauty
you
you
you
you
You have a phone, can you put a phone in the base for me so when I get back to the phone
to the ship. Yeah, check the amps.
This base is this. This feels unreadable.
I'm going to be on later.
When?
When do you think he's going to be on?
Okay.
Zay's feeling the city's just gonna be on. Okay.
Okay.
We have no GPS, eh?
I
Mixing tables go
Hi, dammit, you know this base needs it needs like a cooking hole
Why can't you open up a serve like this dude? You think I want to deal with the fucking headache of this shit, dude
They want to deal with this shit, bro, like I'd rather just play man fuck this shit dude
Fuck this fucking shit, dude
This shit sounds like it's just I bro the reason why Pino love is because like
it would be so fun if you did something like this no i wouldn't dude no i wouldn't
I get accused of wrecking it.
It's your fault, you love shot.
It's all your fault.
not too late for sorry's boys you did this
I
the
bro
what?
fucking fetus and smiley just fucking talk to me and then just gun me down when I
walk out like what the fuck is this hard doing
what
they just talked to you and then they killed you
I literally didn't shoot them
well they kill you
for no reason I could have just killed them
not
what the fuck
they're on a duo pvp thing, it's just them as a duo by the way
yeah but I literally had to jump on them, I fucking let them live and then I walked inside
and walked back out and they killed me
get back back you said?
uh no
if you're filming you can swap
yeah yeah I'm cool
the front one needs a juice
I'm what I'm what
No shot you didn't open the door
I was actually
The one intact
It's probably below
Got it
And they stole all my shit
Oh
I ran into a spin-butter and fucking hell
The ghost man with a with a with a recent thing a ghost man
Ambassador must be with the hell must be in the captain
And I can spot in there
I'm here. Yeah, I didn't even go under yet.
Oh!
There's somebody in there.
I
Feel like the new being tomorrow would be nice, dude. I I feel but I don't I don't know that's not up to me
She's
Cargo, I think the server I didn't the server tested like it's it's done like
Oh
You in the harbor
You guys can you guys just try to hold captain's nest. That's the best place for you guys to hold
I know but if a suit gets there you can watch the stairs to the mirror while you guys
But you hold the ladder. That's the best place for you guys to hold
That's one speed by blue shed legit one HP the nuke feels like the arc Raiders
Unless you one guy or no
There's one in it. I think it's popping on. He's not kicked
We just made a new team UI because I don't know if he does me playing the rest of the life
Ghost man in the restart. Thank you
I
Mean coming up. Yeah, did you tell me she's been having a really shitty time on the server much? I feel bad
You I hear you blow me right? Yeah. Yes. I miss like our old team
Well, I'm just on the back. Oh
One minute just died in the back
The double team
I know a building there, I heard a gentleman.
He is a cool guy.
He is a cool guy.
He managed to get the lead with that front. Great.
It was untapped, he's still probably a significant on it.
One of the creatures was full, I never believed it.
Yeah, I'm smoking.
The one at the very front, he didn't even touch, had to hack it.
I think that one might have spawned in and that's the one that
I'm ready for some rock streams dude yeah
it's ground level on the ship it's ground level on the ship it's just right
beside the front staircase that leads to the bottom okay it was sucking up
what they're fighting so we'll team in 160 degrees it'd be nice to use something
like I'd be nice to use a boulder in AK on a pub server it'd be nice
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I got dumb ass.
Yeah, no, Genji said she's been getting like a lot of like harassment and Mike.
But I don't know if you can bring a backpack, maybe like an extra backpack,
or just bring yourself one and bring us the backpack each and we'll be good if possible.
You really wouldn't play with peanut on Ark?
I held up! I held up! I held up!
Oh hell no!
We'll need a backpack.
We won't be able to grab the rest of the dude.
We might be able to grab it, I guess.
If you want to toss me some shit, I can take it.
Nobody's attacked the ship yet, right?
Bro, I've got a very farmed and fuckin' played Arc Raiders.
I'm good, guys.
Yeah, I'll search into the ground here.
I think I need an eight ball of cocaine and a bottle of tequila if I'm gonna hop on Arc Raiders.
I still have yet to fuck close the coax you on that art that RV game
Look at I do that or at least you case the last two appreciate it. I appreciate you. They could just suck in both
See you look great or is this guy I'm pretty sure the back of that you're already on this building here
I'll say I see one coming back damn all that fucking shit
He just folded like a little chair.
Never mind.
He's alive still.
He's dead now.
I doubled him.
He's dead.
Got a pulse.
I kind of feel bad about that one.
I'm walking around.
Bro, pain tank and low grain?
What the fuck?
You're boolat.
We recycle.
Uh-oh.
Well, tell me to recycle all of them.
Oh my God.
How many of these have you done for the first time?
Ah, shit.
You.
I
Got a great aka
To make one little creeps low as well as fucking nothing. What the hell?
Absolutely nothing. I hear the third one. I'm right back
Scrap, I think you went down the stairs not playing up on anymore. Yeah, he's not
I'm just down to a bear where I double-dead guy.
He just seems like a cool guy, Gigi is a cool guy.
I think I hear him in there, but he's probably like one staircase down or something.
Yeah, he's just holding the hard hang.
How many people left would you say? A athletic way.
Do I do it?
Do it.
Do it, Yuda.
Man, I'm sorry I never got to play with each tool delirious.
Uh-huh.
You should have joined our team.
Aren't you gonna play DayZ?
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna play DayZ.
When it's up.
I don't know when it's coming up though.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna be the new one that came down. I'm gonna get absolutely folded like hard
I'm gonna get fucked in the ass on that game dude
It's gonna be if you it's gonna be just like I'm getting destroyed
Like no experience on that game at all for like ten years ago
Right probably will what are you talking about dude? I'm gonna go
I'm gonna I'm down though. I'm not gonna sit there and I cry like I'm down though. I'm down to get fucked
Then 23
What if you really sharn a arcwriters I
I mean, I probably will.
How many hours do you have in Arc Raiders?
Like 30 minutes.
I put Arc Raiders with Nora for like an hour or two and I was like, alright man, this
This game fucking blows.
This game fucking sucks, fucking.
This game is fucking terrible.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Damn, that's a lot of HQ, I don't fuck.
There's no way there's 274 people on the server?
Ain't no way
Ain't no way really
Oh, none alive count. Okay. Got ya. Got ya.
Pogo, do you believe that you can take three backshots from me? What the hell? What kind
question is that man okay how strong are these our four of these the quote two is
like
it would
rope and gears
I have no idea what that is I love your vibe but every game is not Russ bro I'm not a lot
Rust is awesome but there's a lot of games you should get better commitment before you
disown it. Bro, I'm severely on the spectrum man. Rust has fried my serotonin dopamine
receptors bro. I'm sorry, like there's not a lot of games that give me serotonin like
it does Rust. Like when I kill you for an achione of vanilla, I just took an hour
of your time away. You know when I take a when I kill an eight man and take the
rockets I just took like 25 hours from them. There's no game that's like that
unless I play IEL.
Unless I play fucking with Gengar and fucking
like I'm playing I'm gonna give Daisy a real shot trust me like when that daisy server
comes out we play with everybody I will I will give it a real real shot I'll try will
I like it like we shall see the lab or all the bear pies I made like oh shit dude don't tell me
oh my bear pies a pumpkin pie
I made a bunch of bear pies in the cooking workbench
this is why hodge gave up on aisle
I
Is this why hutch sounded so depressed the other day when he was in the vc talking to me you said he's done with
I'll for a bit
So he said I use just like I was like how's I'll go maze like I'm I think I'm done with I'll for a little bit man
I don't know he sounded like depressed. I felt bad
Okay dude where would the bear pies be?
No.
Hey peanut, saw your farm as the king of some- well that shit fuckin' decayed, shit's gone.
Alright, uh, yeah that farm's fuckin', peanut's farm is fuckin', I guess I won then.
he shied away the fucking peanut guy
my farm still stands
i officially won the farming war
coca one burp peanut zero
i won
i'll fucking pick him up by his little peanut fat ass
fucking just
sling his ass around
I picked that peanut ass up at 14.
Okay, so no one, how many, how many prepayers am I looking for here?
I think it's like six catapults.
I
I
Always
Sure fucked up again
yeah so have you ever tried a cigar with sauce on it that's as far as fuck brother
I don't know about all that what the fuck I've never heard of goddamn what the
fuck what the hell
What, a cigar with a weed in it?
Yeah, I don't know about all that.
I don't know.
That don't sound right to me.
Cigar?
I mean isn't that considerably...
Isn't that like a boy?
Yeah, I mean, sir, thank you, bro.
Ghostman with a reset. Thank you man.
Oh my god, we hit 9,000 subs!
Holy shit!
Yo!
9,000 subs on Twitch.
Yo.
Thank you guys dude. Thank you.
Thank you so much everybody that's the same that is insane. Thank you everybody. Thank you guys
You're getting closer record I yeah, my record is 10k
Hey.
Congratulations, frame next month?
Yeah, I mean, the next month is Day Z.
10 to 12 per middle wall.
I think I need seeds though, yeah we need to climb some shit, on one row.
I need to collect some eggs.
So, what are you going to do after this?
Well, after this, I mean, depending on what happens, like if we see this then to the
nuke i might honestly take tomorrow off i honestly might take tomorrow off i'm
not gonna lie chat i might take like the full day off and just catch up on sleep
just fully rest like and then and then come back the next day
like a full day of sleeping i i haven't had a day off in like
full month streamed like 440 hours full day off might do some justice
Nah, I think I'm just gonna sleep the whole goddamn day.
Every day's been like a 14 hour straight.
And the last one, we were doing 30 hours and 40 hours like nothing.
I was popping fucking caffeine pills and neurogum, like juju beats, man.
But dude, I'm just scared that like, what if I get off and this entire base just comes crumbling down and we get raided?
And then like everything's gone like that's what I'm kind of been paranoid about like I've wanted like a a day off
but
Man, I feel like the second I leave it's just gonna everything's gonna fall apart bro. I don't know
I'm not saying these guys are retarded, but I'm okay. Some of them are kind of retarded
Including Winnie fucking dumb motherfucker rose guys stupid as shit
Fucking dumb fucking idiot kid
fucking kid bro fucking stupid ass fucking kid I swear to God bro I need to
ground him or some shit and also like I swear to God if I raid watch if I take
tomorrow off watch tomorrow be the day we get raided what do you guys think
watch
Bro, I left for like an hour and we lost 28k kids.
Do you know how much HQM that is?
Okay, one person is like 100 HQM.
Bro, we lost 2,000 high quality metal in one hour.
You can even farm that with 12 people.
I
What do what do you guys think?
If I walk away, dude, I swear, bro. We're gonna get rated. It's gonna happen like if I take today off
It literally happened last year it literally happened last year and not last year last time I took like I
The one day I didn't farm we got fucking raided by the whole server
Hello hello, what's up? Oh
Oh
I'm coming I'm coming. What do you want for the egg?
Free egg free egg. Oh Frank
That's what I need the egg for
Peace peace I don't have teas and
going egg. Oh
My god. Oh my god
60 BUMBA CLOT EGGS!
I
Just wanted to eat eggs, bro
Bro, you just wanted to fucking eat six pussy clout bubba clout eggs and fuck total to get the you tough as shit
Ross
I didn't even mean dog
I
Not even trying to be mean how much you think this he weighs
Well, you can literally just fucking pick him up like a football and just run
But that's that's a scary thing bro. I like what's he gonna do when someone tries to fucking just grab his ass and just run away
You know, that's a scary reality, bro. I mean that again, bro
vertically challenged people like that they're built like a fucking fire hydrant
by they're built like a tree stump why you can't they're stronger than they look
I'm telling you we have we had one of these little guys in the gym who's a
jujitsu guy who's a purple belt bro he was it's like I think it's something
with the center of gravity the the the their mass their mass is just lower
Yeah, they're just built like a fucking tree stump that you can't pull out it
They're freakishly strong
But you would you would expect these guys to be weak
But I'm telling you if three of these guys teamed up on your ass and you were laying down
They'll get your ass, bro. It's hard to get them off you
If you like laying down you're like
Not only that like if you think about it all they got to do what's the closest thing to their face?
the most vulnerable part of a man's body you're fucking cock
they get legit just
fucking heavy bag your shit
one can fucking punch your asshole from behind
and the other two can sandbag like speedbag your balls
then what?
then what?
not only that they're small enough they could fucking
run up your asshole and blow you up from the inside out.
And what?
How many of these vertically challenged guys
do you think you could beat in a fight?
Straight up, one-to-one death, death to death.
Like how many?
Nah, bro, I wouldn't say, oh man,
they would swarm your ass.
Not only that, like because they're vertically challenged,
Don't you think these guys would have great communication?
Like, dude, there's a reason why the word M is a slur.
It's because I think they all know each other.
I think they all met up.
Like, I think they had a meeting.
Like, I think they all decided, like, hey, guys,
like the same group.
I think they all know each other.
Yeah, they probably do.
They probably communicate.
Yeah, I think they had a whole meeting like a council.
They probably have like some type of small short,
like not short, some type of government
that's vertically, I don't know.
Think about it.
Listen, if there's sexual applications
for straight people and gay people,
you don't think there's an application
for shorter people, of course, you're stupid.
You're stupid.
They 100% have an online communication system
communication system
Like this because the word M MID that that's where it became a slower really quick. I
Really think they like they all know each other or something like yeah, and absolutely like this guy right here is absolutely their leader
Like I think this guy is like their home lander
Oh, yeah, you mess with one of these guys.
There'll be 20 of them at your doorstep.
Then what, what are you going to do?
You can't take 20 of them.
They're more united than you and I.
There's probably millions of them in that group that they have.
I'll pull up my guac.
Okay, they'll pull up their guacs.
You don't think they can hold, have a 9M?
And again, your dick is the first thing they're going to shoot.
That is their head shot.
You actually, and if you think about it,
they have a smaller hitbox.
Are you dumb?
They'll kill you.
Their hitbox is like seven F smaller than your hitbox.
So then what?
If they have a gun and you have a gun,
they can head glitch angles
that you can never even fathom of.
Your crouch is there standing.
And think about it like this.
Because they're so small, how many of us
could we fit in a car?
Four.
They could fit 20.
OK?
Now you're really talking about the advantages that they have.
We need four cars to transport 16 of us to fight them.
They need two cars for 40 of them.
They eat less food than us, and they need less water.
They can climb on things. Their weight is less. They have a 5x times smaller hitbox.
Now imagine, now take a look at this. One plane could probably transport 3,000 of these
guys. Guys, you don't realize the advantages that they have.
We don't, we don't, we don't, we don't.
Could you imagine a car, like a hot and specific dropping like 20 of them off and
Fucking just they stack on you, bro. You can't and I bet they're fast
I bet they run it quick for you know, like I saw bro. There's they have athletes, too
Look at this take a look at look at this
Bro, look at him go!
Okay, anyone that knows racing, the last one is the fastest.
We haven't seen...
Oh my this guy's are star
I'm telling you man. I'm telling you look there. I got what he even has a coach
It's because it's I'm telling you bro like we got to be careful here
Well, I'm bro you ready you can take three of these guys. No you can't
You can't. Bro, give these guys guns. What are you going to do?
You're not going to, you're used to aiming head level.
They can hide just about behind anything.
Dude, look at the hitbox dimension. Look.
Oh, it's a sign, okay.
Man, that is unbelievable, guys.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, no that yeah. It's meta. Why are they racing camels?
I am a little person and I find this shit funny. Dalton, hey, we fuck with you my
friend. Hey, don't be the champ for Dalton, bro. I bet your fucking cock
looks huge compared to your body ratio like I bet when you whip that thing out
you're probably built like a fucking tripod like just okay I bet that thing
is fucking Pocos hey
hey let's go Dalton let's go
Yeah shit, you're right
Like like I said like I said they could stack on you like nothing you see this
Dude, I'm talking
They will fuck you up
What if all they have what if they were all armed with knives
What if all them have guns
It's GG, like we're running for deep, we have one car, this shit pulls up, all of our guns,
it's over.
They get back in the car, they're gone.
The only method to really beat these guys would be a flamethrower, because if they
stack up, because that's their only advantage, they have to stack.
So you would need a flamethrower to do the ALE splash damage.
And not only that, we could throw Shaquille O'Neal off a building and it would probably
decimate like half their population.
Like one Shaquille O'Neal suicide and fall off a bucket building onto all the...
talking about like you're talking about a nuclear level weapon against these guys
and then not only that like one one thing we could do is we could do with the
Africans do with the with the sticks they use them this would be a direct
counter to them
By doing this if they're melee
By doing this method of what the Africans do
They can't melee you unless they get to your stick
There you're pretty much like roof camping them
Yeah, if you trip it's GG they're gonna fucking jump on top of your ass, but
You're pretty much roof camping them like walking roof camping
And you have a high advantage like we all know like high advantage is everything, but it's like it's just
They could tackle a sticks, but that's the point you got to make sure you get distance on the guys
What a big and taller sticks
you're
You're right
You're right.
Yeah, and the stakes wouldn't have to be that much like, yeah, then the height advantage
is gone.
It'd be fair game.
Not only that, we have to assume that they're going to be highly trained in combat weapons
because they're not, they don't have the advantage with the melee.
So, they might even be better shots against us.
Not only that, they're the same height as us, but they're a smaller hitbox yet they beat
us again.
beat us again.
How do we even, why are we talking about going to war with them?
How do we even get here?
What do they do?
Why are we talking about?
I don't even get here.
What the hell?
Have you seen this?
What?
This is why you should not stream in New York. I'm guessing this is in New York. New York is a pee-pee zone
Is this New York? Is this New York?
Toronto, what the fuck?
What's going on? Why is he trying to fight him?
oh shit wait the cameraman just started what the fuck what the hell is going oh shit they're
actually fighting oh shit bro they just be the beating his fucking ass bro what a dumb mother
Okay, I thought this was a bit
Well, they're actually just beating his ass
Okay, I see the problem with this is now this could be a lawsuit because you swung first
Like it's in Canada as well like what do you what are we gonna do here like?
What a weird ass like
I
So he swings so this dumbass is squaring up with three four five dudes for clout
This dude is trying are you stupid bro they stacked on him that's not meta
Yeah, bro, he's just like no game sense. Look, look at the game sense here. He gets hit.
He backs up. He just W keys this guy while leaving his right open and is back to the
camera guy. You just back yourself in a corner dummy. Where's the game sense. You're supposed
to all look left and right. Yeah, you. I was getting stomped. Okay, well, what are you
dude, dude
Bro probably watched like a fucking boxing movie was like all right bracket take five dudes on
No, no game away is no no game away is at all
They got a cross shot in the back to oh
My god, I was loud
I
Bro like he like
He decided to make me and he got a photo
That's not even me, bro
I'm literally a bro. I'm neighbors with erob like we live
Yo, what up, man, I'm just chilling do what
Take this phone I need you to call fetus with it
I secured a payload for the squad, but you have to make this you have to make this phone call
Okay, and I feel like it's too late anyways though to go pick it up. I think it's too late
Like I think we just got to save this for tomorrow
Like God, I think we should just do it happen on hand though, right? We're not gonna be able to get it later
Okay, okay, I'll call him
Yeah, I don't want to rate without winning either.
Oh man, what?
I got a shit.
You
I'm back.
Oh my god, I'm so fucking high, bro, god damn it.
Yeah, what up? It's Coco. I'm doing just fine. How about you, man?
No, I thought it was a shit. I haven't been trusting my farts. It was a fart.
I
That's fake news that's fake news
Okay, okay, what time you thinking
Okay, okay, I'm coming
Yo, you hear that?
You hear that? Okay. Well, he wants to come to Chili's. Let's fly over there.
All right. Well, these two assholes died with the attack chopper on Marge oil.
Where they?
You're gonna have to have an empty bag. You need to have an empty bag.
I have a full empty bag. Yeah, you got the tack. Well, did we lose the heli's then?
Well, they might not have lost it. They just, they're trying to recover it at the large oil.
Oh, did they crash and die?
No, no, no, they both died to cold.
Which, who are the culprits?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We'll drive over.
We got fuel.
We got fuel?
Oh.
Oh, they're bad scientists.
Alright, let's go.
I need to get a fucking military backpack, bro. We're fucked.
I got one. I don't know if you do.
Alright.
No, I got a regular backpack. Fuck it.
We'll put it in the fucking car.
So peanuts gone until two days before the nuke which is the Monday and Sundays is day off
so I'm assuming he'll come play then or might just take a break.
I had to make a new team because Cowboys team kind of like disbanded so he's gonna join
up with us.
um coaxies has to get invited peanut has to get invited
money has to get invited so we're just missing the team is exactly the same we just have rogue missing
now look if you're good but you have to repair you have to repair it
yeah you gotta repair it you get what low grade
oh for fuck's sake let me check the low grade
Yeah, we have to repair it to
drive this bitch and we did
work right. Yeah. It's got
150 in it. So, chat, this is
you and me now. Yeah, like
You got him by penis bro. How man?
He's a pro unless he's unlocked, but still like then we have to kick peanut or coaxie
folks he's played the last three days dude
no not even two days he's closely played the last three days like nine
hours like and he's played like the first of the white for the first two
three days like how am I gonna kick him he's the one that's trying to convince
to get back on. You try to convince Fina to hop on today. Well I'm not kicking
Quoksi. All right then the parts are fucked up. Here I unlocked the whole thing.
There we go, there we go.
I'll be better now.
There we go, limit.
Let's go.
we're picking these boys up real quick they need to drop off to get the fucking attack chopper
You're dropping them off on the way.
Pino wants you on Ark Waiters?
Fuck no!
I hold off!
I hold off! I hold off!
I hold off! I hold off! I hold off!
Come on, do it dude.
What do you guys think chat?
That might be good for my mind, honestly, but I'd have to, like...
Just do it bro.
Who's flying with him?
Are they me?
Okay.
That might be fucking awesome.
Okay, we'll go.
I ain't fucking going.
No, I'm going, I'm going.
I think I'm going to run some Arc Raiders with P9.
Right now?
Sounds good.
What the hell?
Wait, who's in here?
Oh fuck!
What the fuck?
Hi Coco.
Hi, so I'm going to hop on later tonight though, but I'll probably play for a couple
hours.
dismantle a bobcat it gives you
it's bobcats a gun when you find it in the game you want to dismantle it as soon as you get it
you missed your turn
just constantly say you find bobcats it's just not dismantling just constantly
so i have to look for a cat? there's cats in the game?
a bobcat there's a bobcat it's a gun named and you want to you want to find them
tell them help you out that you found one and then just dismantle it in front of them
that'll be the best thing you can do okay so i i get a gun and i i break it why
would i break a gun and it's really bad and peanut lovers when you break
you in the game okay
make sure you tell me to the road
Okay, so what else? What other tips you got for me?
Um, if you want actual tips, um, uh, whenever Peanut says he's going in or like all that
crazy shit just expect him to immediately die and uh try to not do what he does but what he
does in rust yeah yeah okay i mean that's simple oh my god i think we're fucking trapped where the
um the renegade four is a really good to gun if you find a renegade that's that's good is it
It's just head scan the tempest
No, not necessarily. Oh, I'm actually great. Oh, let me ask that
Yo, yo, Coco, what up guys?
What's up, coconut?
Baby, uh, yeah, I know dude. This is my real voice
Bro, wait, hold on. Did you think I spoke with that accent all the time?
I mean, you think I didn't play like every day.
I thought so.
Why you?
I thought.
Well, it is actually.
I was just practicing my English.
Bro, you're.
This is my actual voice.
You live in America?
No.
I'm Canadian.
Oh.
Oh.
What do you mean, Pina?
Canadians talk like Americans, man.
What the same?
Yeah, less freedom in kilometers.
Less freedom in the boat.
And Putin.
I still get horny when you say that word.
would you would you would you want to play arc readers or gambling game gambling game
you will want to play all great is that all about it I mean I'll play our queries
I'm gonna be fucking useless I don't know like I don't know why you want to be
I'm pretty useless if you're gonna hit the there we go hit the slides okay but
Peter I'm not I'm not good I don't know how to play I'm like I'm useless
I don't why you let's go is quick saying good. How baby you good?
I'm I'm worse than than peanut and hutch
Okay, potentially not be the worst that's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, you know that's a pretty high bar to strive for
Yeah, dude
Yeah, hop in hop in cheap. See me a steam coach. If you see cold is continue
We'll play around and two of them will go get some gambling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
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Yeah, I was going to say, all right, coming in, how do I send a friend code?
You got to go, just pretend you're adding someone and it'll give you your Steam code
at the top.
It'll say my friend code and you can send that to him.
Okay.
It's one, zero, four, one, two, wait, I guess the copy pays it to you.
Here you go
Here we go
I
Gotta go as we speak I gotta go rogue. Do you want big man? There you go
I don't think we're gonna have a meeting later. Please retry
It's too popular dude. Hey, what's anyone else? It says failed to see invitation. Please retry
Yeah, I can't see you but let me see. Okay. You send me your friend code. Yeah, you go boys
I can't send you one either.
Let me try it.
Wait, why not?
Let me try declining a couple.
Oh, there might be no space.
I'll try doing it.
I just clicked the first one.
I'm declining to
I actually bought some people I didn't even
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I doubt let me try
We see
There you go
Yeah, I have my order there. I'll try to get out for a nice myself
Yeah, I still can it's steamed down
of the
the
the
Alright, ready?
I'm going to give you a beat.
the
of the
I'm not a pro by any means I just like to go on and shit posts, you know, with people.
A little mix of this and that, yes, right.
on and shitposts, you know, with people a little mix of this and that.
That's right.
It's let's ride.
Hello, hello.
Hello. Hello.
Hello or hello?
I mean, the Horan prices go up.
Yeah.
you got to be shitting me dude.
AI's making the ram prices go up.
How the fuck did you think about?
Do not shoot!
Do not shoot!
Oh, god, I've got a boy dead with dead.
Oh shit, my audio is fucked.
Okay.
I can't hear.
I can't hear.
I got to fix my audio.
Oh, no.
Did we get him?
Is that him?
Is he dead?
Yeah, but he's got to be another one.
Hold on.
OK, Peter, I've got to fix my audio.
What the fuck is all this?
I've got to fix my audio.
God, I'm already getting pissed off.
I'm getting mad go ahead. Why like why am I getting mad?
Of course, I don't like I don't like it is why not
Well, no of all the possibilities why not just give me rather. Oh, no, I'm like getting mad
How do you kill this thing? Do you know?
that's the fun part. really? Yeah,
we'll die. Hey, die. No, there's
gotta be like a spot. Too much.
I don't understand. I'm like
500 and then you waste it all on
I'm waiting to that thing. It's
bored and night mode audio.
that. That's the limit.
Resolution. Is that a guy?
You're probably 980, right?
Motion board off. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Is that a honor? Is that
you? Where? This is being off
and then. Is it on or is it on
a roof? Oh, let's go get the
I don't know what's going on.
That's on the free kid. He's he's a bit built it up. Oh, I'm
purple.
Oh, yeah. That's where it's all about right there. It's
lagging. What? Oh, let's go kill this guy. And gain
energy idle that kind of the hell does that mean okay under distance 67% don't
we want more CNN that's fake fucking news I don't like that transformer
using
I don't understand I don't understand
Yes, same dude
Shit what fuck is all this heads up heads up
I
Got any heavy on you
Why does guy my guy look like the fucking Asian guy from
This place
This place dog dude dude this place sucks
Okay, wait
It's too loud
It's too loud
I'm coming. I'm coming. He's
going to find a place with a
whole crack and they will kill
him. Hey, here's a crack up.
Let me kill you. What am I
doing? There's there's just
it's just constant. It's just
constant. Okay. It's just
constant. Am I like search?
You know what? For a free
camp, I'm doing pretty good.
So, that's about it. A
I mean mine's anvil high damage. All right, you know what come come grab this back. Come grab this
I'm good he got me through the window dude. There's no way
What's the best weapon chat? I think you should go out your own terms press X for shoulder swap. Okay, that's good
Okay, so out for dodge roll. Oh shit. Oh
Oh shit, motherfucker.
What's up, pussy?
How about, bitch?
Hey, suck this dick.
All right, cool, cool.
OK?
There's the kettle, the rattler, the stitcher, the hairpin.
Hairpin.
OK?
Shotgun.
OK?
So I ult the crap.
OK?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah. Yeah. Not like you, Habibi.
Run in there. My microphone wasn't working and I was trying to call so fucking bad.
Yeah. What do you think it was? What do you think it was?
I think that I think they hate me. Run in there.
Roll. Oh, that's the part you think they hate.
I'm going to get a little lift.
Yeah. Right. Right. Yeah. I
with a name like Yalla Habibi.
It's gotta be the Canadian part.
It's gotta be the Canadian.
Okay. You want a dodge roll to
get the cover and slump shoulders
once and cover. Yeah. Yeah.
Cuz. Yeah. Come on. How do I
dodge? How do I? How do I?
You change the thing? How do
I change the thing? It's
definitely not the the hairy
ass arms that that I got.
Hold on. It's definitely not
Look at him
Yeah, how you feeling Coco? Oh
Not too confident not too confident
Yeah
At least 40% of your bitch list is and Russian translate. Why you gotta keep bringing that up?
Huh?
Why you got to keep bringing that up?
What if I actually had pictures that you're making fun of me then what oh my god
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
But I'll join you boys as well
in honor of Coco's slow
internet machine.
I will take a I'm taking a
shot.
You're taking a sip.
I'm taking a shot with you.
I was waiting on the
to key what I'm going.
Mr. Happy B.
Who do.
I think back man.
Shoot that way back.
You know what?
What's your favorite gun?
I would genuinely not.
I would not be allowed to
stream.
What's your favorite gun
peanut.
Game.
The taste of the user
to use it on great
on our graders
what's your favorite guy
Bobcat 100%
150 wait wait
wrote told me to break a break a bobcat every time I get it
yes that that's because he works in Satan
oh so he was trolling me
yes yes he's a Satan worse
I'm going to tear it apart
I got 804 credits you guys this is
Fuck is this I just do this right I can't really buy I could buy it one
I don't know people
Okay, so till the ones flashlights
I got you be on our for running nothing by energy hill. I'm trying to one shot. What's this 800 on the dot
Yeah
I'm not even running fast it's 750 down 50 live in war
Okay, we're
Children recharge her okay
Hello, what oh
Wait, you guys waiting on me
Kind of oh bro. I I am doing I was in the lobby just practicing. I thought you guys were still in your game
Well close down the AOL dial up and let's get the game team. All right, my bad. My bad. All right
How do I leave the lobby?
You just press leave
With the leave button
There's only three decks currently are there I think so, yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna have to free kit that's okay, I'm gonna be kid. I'm pretty close to that as well
Oh my god.
Let me know when you're ready to take the shot, Coconut.
I'm still at it on the tachy I just ordered it.
You ordered it like delivery?
Hell yeah.
Oh shit, all right, hell yeah.
I'll wait for that.
Wait, are you at the tutorial, Coconut?
Yeah, that's what I was on.
Cashing your raider coins for free, Gu?
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm coming.
Well, you can buy you can get goop with raider coins
Yeah, can't you like give me some guns? Oh
Hey, no God why it's been a rough night coconut
This is your main game
Yeah, how are you poor? How are you poor? That doesn't mean I'm good jackass
I saw a fucking clip on TikTok of you killing like 16 people and tell them to make peace with their God
Did you check for the sore of watermark?
It was AI it was AI right now. I know why people hate you. I hate you, too
Yes
Yes, I'm loaded in because I'm too sexy. You are you are once sexy you are one sexy peanut
Alright, I don't know.
I invite you. I invite you.
Alright, alright, invite me.
Wait, did you, did you do that
friend of yours thing?
What's your name in the game?
I'm gonna be.
I don't think that's me
Alley that you eat it. Let me reject a ton of these real quick. What's it?
That's a good one.
There we go.
Alright, go ahead and save that friend with one more dive deep.
that
what up guys
the
the bungy there's just made me spend every fucking cred I had
I'm sending them from the highway while I'm extra I'm super fucking broke now
I
Actually I'm sitting on 10 10 G's
10 10 G's like 10
10,000 dude 10,000
By the gods mr. Money we're coming right back and we're coming up man. We're coming up
Hey, I'm 260 thousand dollars in the game here. I don't I don't I don't know
I don't have any more to do here. That's that's tremendously poor. I think that's like five rains until I have zero dollars
Fuck
That is very Haram mr. Peanut
Go to you know the difference between how loud out and
What
The difference to eat a hot dog?
Yeah, that's what I expected, honestly.
Yay!
That's the stuff.
Yeah, I mean, I grew up in New York, you know, Halal food.
I fucking love that shit.
The Halal guys, you ever been to Halal guys?
I've never been to Halal guys, no.
Fucking chicken with rice and lamb with the white sauce.
Oh my God.
It's fucking incredible.
I don't think you'd like it.
You seem like one of those guys that just likes ketchup.
Oh my God, spicy ketchup.
Yeah, there you go.
You got to see me. Yeah, I see ketchup sounds pretty good to be honest, but we are all sure it would be blasts
Was it lamb?
Yeah, chicken lamb lamb chicken beef or lamb lamb chicken goat
Bees not go chicken chicken beef lamb that lamb and we are lamb and goat the same thing. I
Don't eat goats
No
Are they are they the same thing?
No, dude
No, they're not no, they're not there's no way there's no way either. No, that's impossible dude
Right right and then goat is not
That use lamb that use the sheep and Minecraft to make clothes. I don't think you use goats make clothes
You actually don't use cheap in my true true. Yeah, you do. No, you don't
True I've never played Minecraft what clothing piece do you make with?
with wool in Minecraft the shirt
You make a bed, right? You can make a shirt in Minecraft
I'm pretty dude. I'm pretty when's the last thing play Minecraft. I'm pretty fucking sure you can
Better painting dying shearing fuel no block modifier trading skulk suppression
Yeah, what you ever heard about the uh, I just
Business casual attire. What did I wait?
Proud me my money run me my money right now
Speaking of gambling
Yeah, speaking of gambling, I can't wait for that game to be fantastic.
I haven't even seen the trailer, but I mean, how bad can gambling with friends be?
Let's override!
Coco apparently, when he says let's ride, he says let's ride and then he mutes himself
for like a minute or so.
Wait a while, where's it going?
I don't know, I think he starts talking to chat or he plays a little intro or
something.
He has a cinematic intro loading in the game every single round
Every single round
It's got an intro
He's got an intro every every single round every single round he's got an intro every single round
I'm going down. Are we going?
He's looking at me in the game. I'm not. You guys are hard.
Listen in. My burlata can can do some damage. All right.
I got to learn how to talk and all right. H. Coco. H is to put your gun away.
run faster. And, um,
hey, Coco's at the beach, but Coco's at the beach. You know, that's
what we started.
Right now is at the time for lounging around. It's like, no,
it's, I'm running oil. Where are we going? We're going this way to the
hotel. That's where the people are. We're going to RP Village Coco.
Okay, I'm coming. I'll just follow you guys.
They should put your gun away, make it run faster, three's to pull out your melee.
In case you're not...
Is that big in this game? My melee people?
Yeah, that's huge.
Okay, okay.
I get word...
Really? Okay.
I'm getting word you owe Jennifer an interview Coco?
Yeah I owe her a heart dude what does that sound?
I hear someone purring.
Oh sorry.
I'm just a little excited about next year.
Oh fuck.
He died.
He's the one who picked up that thing.
Yo yo what's up?
Yo, yo, there's a thing behind me. It's like AI.
Fucking claim.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shoot it.
Tell it to forget all PD's problems.
I shoot it?
Dude, it's uh, yeah, shoot the, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Okay.
They shoot the propellers.
Oh my god, I need police, gotta help!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Don't die!
I'm never gonna die!
I have my melee out.
They didn't even beat the shit out of them!
Okay, I'm ready. I'll hold a corner.
Can you ping him?
I'm here to throw a passage door.
Oh shit, they're right in front of me!
Hit him?
One down, one down, one down.
One more touch.
Broken? Down?
One left, one left, one left.
Watch your knee, watch your knee.
Upstairs, upstairs.
Oh fuck, what the hell was that?
Oh
They just died they didn't want to fight you want to talk. Oh these guys are
These guys are stacked well this guy was
Fuck it
like 80 oh shit I'm gonna shot oh wait that was me
gotta be careful
where are shots coming from like 130 80 from 30
the hell look I got too much on me here mr. buddy bags I heard some shots in
the south east earlier by the way you should push over there but you got a
You got a second gun on you?
Oh my god, they're under us!
They're under us!
Oh, big one with people!
They're under us!
We're dead, we're dead, we're dead!
Oh, be careful Coco, he's got a shotty.
Don't get too close.
Too dead, too dead, too dead, too dead!
Nice, that was a shotty guy.
Sir, sir...
I will be by Jimmy's back!
What's right, what's right, they's right!
Oh, can you guys grab me before we go?
Oh, you guys still killing?
Who's talking?
Your voice is everywhere.
How is that not dying?
How's this guy not dying?
I think he's right here.
Oh shit!
Oh fuck!
I was about the wrong guy
It's an honor
What am I doing you got easy mode you guys I just want to say
hold Q and there's a shield recharger
Bobcat! Bobcat!
and then just hold your button, hold your mouse click
Blue bar, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm just shooting you Clay, I thought it would be a whole other team moving it on us
My shields are broken, what?
They were south east ends of my sob
Shield up, shield up, Coco
What's shield, what does it look like?
Hold Q, hold Q
They're right there, right there, here inside, inside!
There's much, there's much!
I think I'm dead!
I think I'm down!
Oh my god, I'm dead immediately!
I died immediately!
Once down, I'm dead!
Sir!
V-A-F-I-O-V-G-O-S
are...
Hello?
How much do I need to be saved? Hello?
Can anyone hear me?
Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? Hello? No, no, they killed me. Maybe I talk too
much
What
Hello
hello can we hear me what what the fuck do you know I can hear you in game
were you talking to game well well you're dead now I'm dead you won't be
yeah you won't be able to talk there's two types of chats in there there's a
game chat and then there's is he fucking me oh he's literally fucking me
I have to finish.
Hey, stop fucking me.
Don't fast through.
They won't hear you on that.
It's the other one, Coco.
Stop. There's two.
Stop fucking me.
It's the other button. It can't be that one.
That one's Team Chat.
This new guy would be so funny.
Yeah, baby, I'll take a shot with you, brother.
Is it there already?
Yeah, it's there.
Oh, fuck.
What are you drinking tonight?
I'm drinking tequila.
It's all mine.
Good taste.
Good man, a good taste.
Let's go with twins.
Hey, cheers, buddy.
Cheers, bro.
Cheers, man.
It's good to play with you, man.
I bet you could, oh, please, bet you could all of that.
They called it the Etch-In.
Gross!
Oh, yes!
What are you drinking?
I'm drinking tequila.
Yeah, well, kind.
I'm drinking Don O'Leil 70.
they grabbed me some more
yeah, christie, i'll know whatever
it's my favorite and you, it's my favorite
i just got te mania, dude
and i have a fucking bottle of 1842
and i just haven't opened it
i was just looking for a good
this is a good time to open a fucking bottle of 1842
isn't that?
it's a great time
but can people hear me?
yeah, but we can hear you in game also
what the hell?
a hit team, hit team
What's up? Hello?
Can everybody hear me? No, no.
Justina and I. That's Team chat. Is that why I don't get back in?
Yeah, when we get back, when we get back, we'll setup, we'll go into the menu.
Oh
No
Wait, you can hear everything
Oh my god if these clickers could kindly fuck off that would be oh my
What we would what is going on?
Looking like six
Why do I hear him twice
Because he's talking to you chat to you now you're talking to game chat peanut me. Oh, yeah, he is
my apologies. My apologies.
Can you guys still hear me? You're fine. You're fine. No.
I think you left. No, how did I leave? I think you still hear me.
I think you maybe the dumbest motherfucker I've ever had.
I'm not talking. I'm not talking in discord though.
How do you guys hear me?
We're not talking discord. I'm not talking in discord. You guys are talking in discord. How do you hear me?
I don't know
Billions how many billions how many billions how many months in this game? Oh
My god about half a billion and and and
And about about nine months. All right. I'm gonna turn it off. I turn it off. Do I join now guys?
OK, there's two types of audio in the air, Coco.
There's Team Chat and there's Prox Chat.
Prox Chat's the one you want to use.
Wait, can you guys still hear me?
I just put it as my mouse button.
You guys can still hear me.
Like the big mouse button.
Coco, that K hitting it is toggle.
It'll turn it on so you can tell the team and any range.
Peanut, can you hear me?
I guess I'm going to put that on Avid.
Peanut, can you hear me?
OK, cool.
Yeah.
V or Vazine is how you talk in proximity.
That's post-a-talk.
Nice.
I think I get this game now.
Is my microphone clear in game?
Or does it sound like a webcam?
It sounds good.
You sound very sexy.
Are you shaking?
Maybe you're shaking.
You have nothing cocoa?
Yeah, I'm poor.
And let me sort my can you help
Can you help Cocoa empty his inventory and use a free loadout he's full lol
There's no way to go to run a freak it possible. Tell Cocoa to run a freak it
I don't know. He knows I've gotten so far
Yeah, well I'll teach you dude. I gotta say fuck is that my pussy?
Yeah, that's a prison wall. Okay. Well, what can I bring in my pussy?
you can bring anything back okay how do I do anything back to you.
A guide.
Alright.
Coco, when you go to ready up, when you hit play, hit play and at the top you'll see
custom loadout and free loadout.
Okay.
Just hit the free loadout button.
Cool, cool, thank you.
Alright.
And then hit the ready up button.
I'm ready.
You're currently poorer than the free loadouts.
I'm ready guys. Let's do this.
I'm excited. I'm taking another
shot. Yeah, shot to. Okay. I'm
good to go. I'm good to go.
Hey, cheers everybody. Cheers.
Let's go boys. It's gonna be a good night chat.
I need to take a shot because this game fucking zero blessings to stream snipers
Actually, we will curse you if you stream snip
I got it. I got it
Okay, okay, let me watch this
Yeah, I'm not too sure why Pina invited me to this like I know nothing about this game. I can't do anything
I don't know why you bite. Oh shit
Oh shit
All right nice a pharaoh
All right, so Coco when you're in game you can hold Q and that'll bring up your a little radio menu
You'll probably start with one shield recharger a couple bandages a grenade
On the bottom left where it says coconut
You'll have a blue bar and a white bar
Blue bars your shield your white bars your health
So if I get here, I should up first or heal
You should heal first, but I mean it depends on the situation. I generally will just like hold
I'll just hit the shield recharge it because it takes time takes more time than healing. Okay
Thank you, bro. Thank you
worries
that's wrong. How do you how do you how do you mute discord and talk in game at at the
same time? Is it the same button? Yeah, I have I have two buttons one for my mouse when
I want to talk to my my regulators and then one where it's the same button to talk
game. So whenever I talk a game like this, right now, right now, right now, right now,
it'll just be auto. Oh, so it auto-mutes your discord and enables the pro- oh, that's
fucking smart. Yeah, I'll set that up before the next game. How do you- how do you put
barricades down in this game? Hold Q, bring them up, and then you just hold your left
quick. I don't know that I don't I don't craft it. Oh no you can't here I'll give you one though. Oh
thank you. Okay. So hold Q scroll over to it.
And you can place it wherever you want and then you can also pick it up as well.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna mute. I'm gonna make the key the same to mute discord as talking game
Nice
Dude, how the fuck do I put drop this shit down? Alright, grab it grab it. I can't let's drop item
Hit hit hit tab
Grab it hit tab. Yeah. Yeah on the right side. You have your quick use
If it's full then it's not there so dragging your cookies make sure you keep your bandages and your shield your charger in there
Boom!
Get B.I.B. boys. I got cover!
Then if you want a bag?
Look at that!
Hold E and then it'll it'll bring back down.
Alright, keep it get... pack it up boys!
Now pack it up pack it up boys!
Pack it up move it out!
Yeah!
But you took my barricade Peter give it back.
See that's one of the risks I'm taking down a barricade you gotta learn.
you know he gave me a bit how do I kill him you can't kill peanut in this game
he's playing on easy mode to why can't I kill him nobody can kill him even even
the enemies don't kill him well well well Peter oh shit there's a bomb
Yeah
Thank you peanut. I'm following you
Someone's in here making a ruckus
Is it a wear?
I'm coming in from below
Can I go up a different way
Fuck
I'm coming up
I'm coming up
Kaka!
Wait.
He was right here last month, so I'm right here while I'm sitting.
And then he went...
I don't know...
I did a ponder-busy in this game.
That's what I need.
Coming down.
Oh, I see him. He had a wall over his wall over there.
Oh, he's not right?
Oh, he's helping over here. I see them.
Oh, I see him! I see him!
Where the fuck?
John!
Oh!
Pink pink pink pink.
He rebuked.
Over there.
Oh my god. Dude, if I fall, am I dead?
I've never ran.
Come on, come on, we're dead, we're dead.
If I fall here, am I dead?
I don't stand a chance fast.
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
It's right here boys, right here, right here.
How do I get to them?
All down as well.
So good, huh?
Coco, you got this.
You're running, you're running.
All my great girl, you're running.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, Jesse, come on.
I got the, I got the strap.
Where's it?
Keep talking to him.
It's okay. I can...
I'll force if you are on you.
What the fuck?
No, no, run away from that. Run away from that.
If you do shoot at it, shoot at the bottom, the very bottom.
Dude, it's coming at me! What do I do?
Run away, dude!
No, no, no! Oh, nice, nice, nice.
Nice.
What the fuck is that?!
What the hell?! What the fucking shit is-
I'm just killing myself in game this is fun so oh that was your last one well no I
Well, I just have a quick question for you. Do you mind if I the floor? Of course. Yes, of course
I was wondering coconut what brand of lotion were you using it while you were jerking your speed?
Oh go butter the same time me and have BB we're getting our
Pina I tried to fling jumping out the window and I was like I asked my check and I jumped this
They said no, I'll die and then I just like stayed there dude. I'm sorry. I'm I'm trying my best
Hmm, Habibi wants this one.
Watch this one.
Guys, I want this one.
I'm listening.
I'm trying my best, pals.
Coconut, here's the news.
Plan, you love gambling, coconut?
Yeah, you fucking, there's a rabbit like fucking.
I'm kidding me?
Sure it does.
There you go.
If you get one kill this game,
we will go play the gamble game.
Kill.
One kill.
Kill.
I'm gonna be a kill and that's
a good one. Can I kill you?
Somebody else. Somebody else
doesn't finish your kill. You
kill him and you look down and
finish him. Can I take another
shot ahead of time? Absolutely.
Okay. I'm pouring one up. Hey,
cheers fellas. We're going up
as well. Good night. It's
like Sunday or some shit.
It was pretty close.
Only day I know it's Thursday,
Russ White Day. That's the only
day that matters. Only day
close. She knows either
all cheers everyone that's the day the whole internet body said the n word oh
no I know about that day quite well you know and it's not thought we know we
said the n word I speak for the internet
we're gonna have an international we're gonna have an international day for it
honestly yeah every year on that day he just says a sword I gotta add that
I think it's important.
Yeah, it's important.
I've been meaning to say a couple slurs here and there, man.
I've been waiting for the time that I'm able to.
It's been years.
Like you.
That's fucked up.
By the way, we heard what he said.
We heard what he said, Chad.
He just had a boy around.
You guys didn't hear that, but we heard that for sure.
That is a crazy thing to say, Mr. Pina.
I can't believe we just called
his mother that.
I mean, what can I say?
I'm a.
Whoa.
I roll.
I roll.
I'm getting that button tomorrow.
I can't wait to give a couple of these words a shot.
Give a shot, give a shot.
Yeah man, I can't wait.
I've got a repertoire of them.
Got a repertoire.
buddy I fucking I want to let him rip like a fucking Beyblade dude I would have ripped him like a Beyblade I
Breathe the deadline by the way just in case we see the ice cream phone
Okay, bro. You're fine. Just have fun. Yeah, free load out watch me on Fridays. Is it Friday?
I'm here we go
Get some fit to now from mr. Shiny best fit to know in the West oh my god, it's Saturday
You know you drink anything other than voodoo Rangers
Not really
You voodoo ranger is the perfect vector of alcohol. I don't okay
Like what is like my fish drowned it and I like and I'm really depressed and my girl left me
I'm like and I'm inviting you over to drink like you're gonna drink Voodoo Rangers
I'm here. We're gonna get fucked up and drink like hard shit
Coconut I tell you you'll get more drunk on Voodoo Rangers than you will haunt it. There's no way
Yeah, you just get loaded as fucked. Oh, yeah exactly won't you won't get bloated either guys listen to me
You have to trust me. Okay?
hashtag ad is this an ad first or yeah, you have to disclose if it's an ad
I was sponsored by we rager for one day like six months ago for
borderlands for
Voodoo rager is the perfect vector of price alcohol content and taste and I'd honestly like to add a force vector
Blow the calories. How many calories?
He doesn't say
That's how you know it's good
illegally good
That's right guys. I'm telling you listen just try
Reboot rangers one night and you'll see exactly what I'm saying
You'll see exactly what it might not be the best tasting beer you've ever had. I'll admit I'll admit it
But I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you you'll have a better night drinking that than any other alcohol on the planet
Okay, so I guess it doesn't get you bloated
I've never got it. It does. I
I've never gotten it from. Okay.
Ranger, you're already in the
drunk tank down at the police
station on that topic. Someone
mentioned that if you're over
200 pounds, you don't get
bloated. You call me fat. I
think he just called you fat.
I'm fat. Don't shoot the
messenger. Do not shoot the
messenger. You fucking fat
I mean the only message is okay. This is only a message
I don't know I've seen some 110 pound like Asian guys just out drink everyone
I don't I don't think I don't think weight matters that they're meta. I don't think I don't think weights meta I
Feel like weight is pretty meta, but there are outliers like good
I've seen like on Korean boys. Just fucking just oh dude. I have green boys, too
Yeah, I don't know Korean boys. Are you see it?
They get they get red faced and they get shit faced, but they're
And they're still going yeah, they're going that's slammin
Dude, there's nothing like a Korean barbecue and cracking open a bunch
I'll even bring it up with this. He's wasted. He hates Korean barbecue
Listen, I feel like we need to
When you drink a beer, you're choosing taste over alcohol percentage when you drink tequila
You are choosing alcohol percentage over taste
No, no, no
murky
Filthy middle ground that makes no sense. No, no
Get a bottle of class as well. Get one of the classes will and fucking go at it either one side or the other
that's not the man. No way.
Get a bottle of glasses, dude.
You know what? I'm going to order you a bottle of glasses.
So if you had, if you had no voodoo ranger to peanut,
all you needed for his intro.
Wait, I don't see this.
I think a good, like a great bottle of tequila.
Yeah, the thing with liquor is you got to buy expensive shit.
You can't go with the cheap shit.
No, tequila's the best.
You get fucked up. Yeah, five over the prime. Thank you. Damn rattler
All right, the gun you have Coco is a one shot
One shot reload one shot reload you hit a headshot two headshots with that thing. They're done. Okay
It's got it's got good fucking it's got good aim
Even if you're moving if you're on point. I got the Ferrero Rocheros chocolate. Yeah
I
Was checking the Tesla
Yeah crashing my house when I got really paranoid I ordered food
But I'll smoke and weed in my car in front of my house and the delivery guy came
I got really freaked out and I rear-ended my house it fucked that shit up man
The only accident I've ever been in it fucked that shit up
I swear to God I swear I swear my dog good
Must be some good job man. Yeah, that Tesla is like a tank it fucking busted that house over
Isn't it made of like bulletproof metal listings? Have you crashed into some of the are they just attached to dead?
Um, I have run over a raccoon that thing got fucked
I mean that raccoon head. Oh my god, dude. I try to dodge it to it. It looked me right in the eyes
It was awful. I didn't run for months
It was right after watching Guardians of the Galaxy is that if you see a small animal in the middle of the street
You can try to dodge it
short
That's probably the moral thing to do. I tried he was killer, but there's a decent chance
You swim on the road and explode.
Yeah, yeah, I tried to dodge it.
You have a second that you have to decide.
You have to decide whether or not you get to choose the raccoon
or a chance of killing yourself.
Yeah, rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy got fucked.
Like that, it was terrible.
Oh, yeah, I would swear for that.
I swirled a little bit, but he ran right into it.
He had bad game sense.
Not good, not ideal game sense.
Yeah, you gotta have better game sense than that.
Dog absolutely swear, but I put my car in a fucking bitch. Yeah, I'd probably kill
Dear
Me for a while
Bambi?
Bambi?
Delicious.
Yeah, yeah.
Especially a giant barbecue.
I see a giant ball just rolling down the road.
Dude right here.
I'll cover you.
Right there.
I see another one over there.
Oh, my God, we destroyed that.
Down, down, down, down.
I think I probably want to stop.
Oh my god, Coco got the kill! Oh wait, I thought that was Coco.
Oh, we're about to get rekt.
We're about to get fucked by these guys.
By who? By what guys?
Yeah, what gun is that? That guy's not cool.
The River Game!
Expensive guns. Those are expensive guns.
They're not for us, Coco.
Yeah.
for easy mode players
i fucking hate the rattler so much please tell me they have a better gun on there
though the rattler is the best gun in the game
well yeah at level four level one oh man
yeah
i need some
There's a level 1 stitch and level 1 pharaoh right here.
I'll take it. I'll take it.
What now?
My ammo.
Light shield.
Pharoah.
I'm coming for it.
Change a reticle to the dot.
Are you guys min-maxing right now?
Who's min-maxing?
There's a giant ball inside that bush.
Is he cool?
There's two kind of balls two kind of big balls. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh, what's original
Shoulderswap though? I switched mine to mouse button five. Yo that balls. Yeah
Yeah, that was fine. That one you don't want to see. That one you don't want to see.
Did I fuck up? Is he gonna follow me now? It might follow you. I believe it might follow
you. I'm not sure. Dude, there's just AI everywhere in this game. Why are they
want to kill us what do we do I have no ammo and no ammo oh Coco oh I'm gonna
shot I'm fucked up exes shoulder swap Coco exes shoulder swap yeah I got a
are coming. I'm coming.
Turn over. You have to revive me first.
No, revive me first. Turn over. I'm gonna fuck you.
Who's got who's got a res? You got a res? Yeah.
Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah.
Yeah.
This is exactly what you needed, man.
Exactly.
Pick me up.
Oh man, you got okay, okay, okay?
And we got needy Mamo. We're just dying to AI
Those are players those are players
They might be pushing over
I got shot to be a hero.
He is 75.
Oh, yeah.
Want to shoot the AI?
Want to shoot this guy?
Uh...
That would, yeah.
I'll probably grab a shield or something.
We would have to pursue these for that big man.
Are you guys still up front?
Oh!
No way, dude.
What the hell was that?
That's a headshot headshot careful. They're sniping. They're sniping. Don't
There's a giant spider fucking thing looking right at
Where do we go peanut I got you cookbook. You're gonna get the fuck out of here is what we gotta do
What does that mean?
God, careful.
Don't run out!
I got to be near there!
He was right here!
He was right here!
What?
I'm running!
All right.
I know these girls.
Go!
Go!
Go!
What the fuck?
Ow!
I'm running!
He's not!
Oh, fuck me!
Wait, wait, wait!
Keep acting like a titan!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh, fuck!
Oh, I'm dead.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Yo, don't kill us.
Don't kill us, please.
Pick us up.
Pick us up.
He talks in the corners so we can burn to death.
Oh, fuck!
Did he just die?
He just died.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Yeah, I'm following you, boss!
Yeah, I'm going for it.
Come on, boys!
I'm coming!
What are you trying to do?
might you look at the hell do you still have an amoeba that's alive what do you
still have an ombré that is alive
I'm fucking ass you still have a partner that's alive I need to I'll get to the
tower right now he's sending me instructions you instruct him to be
be revived all of us and we are be friends for ever
let me try to be as beef it
I am Rico again, he's up there
easy mode? easy mode or what?
easy mode or what?
I'm waiting on a deal and using the
okay yes negotiate you're doing very well mr. peanut
you're doing very well mr. not
you're just taking it like that negotiate for your life
you ate it too hard you ate it too hard
Well, one last time, damn, dude!
It revived.
Oh.
Listen.
Still motion.
Still motion.
There's still a chance.
Oh my god.
There's still-
All you gotta do, Pino, is find somebody else who you can soften up.
Look, there's a guy going up.
There's a guy going upstairs.
Oh, that's a good one.
I think that's a good one.
Wait, do we need to go upstairs?
No, no, yeah, there was actually a dude.
What? Oh, sure. Well, not sure. Wait, but will you give me all of that, sir? Oh, not now. What's there? Oh, not. Wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, sir. Oh, not now.
I don't even know what he's doing.
This is actually very important that you see so you're going to want to hear this.
I promise you if you kill him without hearing him, you're going to regret it.
You're going to regret it.
That guy sucks.
I promise you guys, he's going to suck.
I promise you sir, if you kill me without hearing what I have to say, you are going to regret it.
Oh.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
RIP.
I don't fucking think so
I'm gonna run it back again, though. I think I'm understanding more this game fucking sucks. Let's play again
All right, all right
Okay, get ready to a 24 hour stream free free free load out again. I'm in if it takes 24 hours it takes 24 hours
Dude I'm in
Coconut gets his first kill. Oh my god one shot one shot for death Coco
All right, I'm taking a shot then
Let's get fucked up
His bucket cheers fuck it
And cheers. Oh, yeah. Hey cheers. I'm hitting it to the world. Fuck it. Cheers shot. Cheers everyone. Cheers, dude
Cheers everyone dude. Cheers all y'all
I'll bring you a whole crack in the side. I cannot deal with these
four thousand flying crackers absolutely injecting semen into my asshole
okay like this moment
speaking of crackers I think I want to buy a robot when they're like good but I'm
gonna like be nice to him you know I'm like I'm gonna say please after every
time I like order him well you already decided yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna get a
guy. I'm going to get a guy as well. I'm going to get a guy as well. Why? Yeah. The buttholes
tighter. Like I want to get like a like a like a like a like a like a British British
like accent like six foot robot. Like a straight up butler. Like yeah. Straight up like. Guys
I'm not. Listen, listen, listen. Listen, I'm not going to lie to you gentlemen. We
We are blessed because I'm assuming within 10 years, nay, probably like seven years,
we will have Jarvis, AI creating the team of baddies in a sensitive room that has beams
of light that are calculating every movement we make.
You're talking about yeah, no, I told my chat this when I found out that there's theories that you might have made the peanut
Animation you're kind of like Tony Stark, but you're a peanut
Exactly, you know exactly and I actually thinking about going to New York
But instead of saving the city. I was gonna do fentanyl under a bridge with all the homeless people
What do you think?
Exactly. You made the AI animation in a cave with scraps.
But instead of making robots, you make peanuts.
Tony Peanut made the suit in a cave with scraps.
You think you're going to choose the tightness of the bottle on the robot?
I think you probably could. It'd probably be dynamic.
dynamic bubble pressure what true dude I don't think I'd want to fuck my robot
dbp dude yeah no no no well I mean no no of course not but it would want to
fuck you yeah but like I feel like because it wants it's coded to fuck me
it's not consent you understand like what if I get him maybe you have to take
you to dinner and shit maybe you gotta like exactly exactly like if it
Didn't like me at the first time and then I started fucking him then it'd be fine. We'd have to like
We'd have to loosen up around each other
Like wouldn't it be weird peanut if we met up. We just fucked I'd be weird
I would not be weird at all. I think that'd be weird. We got a like that would not
No, you want to die. No, I think it'd be pretty weird. Yeah, we got a like
like. You know, we got a
a bit more. You know, we got a
a couple of raids. Yeah.
hit some raids together. Hit
hit some raids together. It's
not fun. We need to be. Yeah.
Exactly. You can't spawn fuck
is what he's trying to say.
Exactly. Then what? Because
then what? There's nothing to
look forward to. Coco needs
to upgrade movement ASAP. Are
I'm going to go up to the
top while we're waiting hit the
raider button. At the top. I'm
staying on the first button at
the bottom. Uh huh. Yeah.
skill tree is going to be your
first one. And just go straight
through mobility. Your mobility
go up mobility one and then to
the left marathon runner and
then youthful lungs. Uh and
actually hit the first one and then the next two on the left side pump points
into those okay I'll pump I pumped it I pumped it I pumped it pump it hell yeah
I
Have the fog of the subs. Thank you, dude
I'm sorry. I don't I have no space dollars left to set free. I
Know what I'm gonna do. I
Don't know what I'm gonna make that money. Okay, but it is fine
No, no a good time, but
Definitely not a good money night and not a good money. It's peanut pretty much diesel
Okay, that
But an arc Raiders because he's four
Is he pretty much our group but an arc okay, I get yeah, okay
Circle is way better shape circle
What do you guys what do you have on peanut?
I've got a green shield with a pink survivor looting MK3
Sorry, maybe I should have been clear. What's your reticle like?
what. Green circle green circle green circle with the dot in the middle. Why do you want
to change my cross there.
Trolls. And graphics. It's never a good money night when you play with peanut. Really has
that been the ongoing is that the way normally works.
there. On. Who's got that? Do you want to know his name? Their name? Smurf doppelganger.
I play with Hutz. I play with Mr. Merckx. I play with Mr. Tim the Tavern and they always
tell me at the end of the stream, wow peanut, do I have double? No. Triple the money I
had before we started playing. Why are you pouring out? I'm sorry boss. I donated
I did a reverse Brett farm.
You come out.
I'll raise my eyes.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
You basically did it for us, Peanut.
And then we just, we just disappointed him.
We disappointed him.
My space knowledge so that others could see that.
Ah, that's bad.
I wish, you know, I take back being invited.
This is just...
It has no takes you back to something to take.
Yeah, is that what you look like in real life?
Who?
My character, yes.
Yes.
Fucking Bob, Bob Redhead cut.
Yeah, I gotta grab myself another parry.
I got a shot. What's up? After
this game. Let's ride. I'm not
I can't nail I can't nail
Pinah's voice. Okay. I got the
Pharaoh again. That's a Pharaoh.
Pharaoh's pretty good, right? You
got Coco. I got a Pharaoh too.
Another nice. Okay. There's a
green card. You're good but it
takes a second to reload. You
know what I mean? That's
I got that. Yeah.
Over here.
This is space aboard. Yeah. There's a fire. Get a sub on
griffin with a prime five over the sub. Curtis Winfrey with a sub.
Trigger. Louis with a sub. Luke with a sub. Frog with a sub. Thank you guys.
This is kind of for the other man. I don't know what I'm doing.
like to at least live a live one day
it's not kind of looks like Las Vegas I like it
let's kill a hooker
and GTA 6
yeah GTA 6
where it comes out
is there a release date for that thing?
I think November 19
oh that's gonna be crazy
well they keep pushing it back so I wouldn't like
I just hope I can play it before I die I've said this before and I'll say it again
It can be a replica of Tetris and that will still be the highest selling game in history
times 10
Probably it's been the worst fight. What is that game? It could be the worst game I've ever played or anyone has ever played
It was trigger with a gift. Okay. Thank you
Yeah, that's they have created the best brand. I think of any
gaming franchise in history
In history, I mean even with all the bullshit that people talk about GTA 5 is still a fucking brain every game
great game
They have such a reputation. Yeah, easy sell easy sell fuck easy sell they can literally give us a load of shit
And we buy it 100%
Everybody except for EA and you what the fuck
I
Go
You guys play GTA 2 like the top-down one
Oh
Right here I shot one already
I prone
they'll see their shield burn
yeah one right on you if you're not right there
wait wait wait
pink middle mouse to pink
do you think?
oh they're getting screwed on the side there
on the side there right on the other side of the wall of
these are probably going to be on your right peanut. Peanut,
let them come to you because we got clear sights on them.
when you walk out.
I'm going to be right here. If you bait them.
You gotta fucking push it. Oh, damn.
They're still inside. They're inside. I see them. I see them.
What now? What now? What now? Fuck. Alright. The other ones are still right there in that building.
One's running towards you. Running towards you. That's much better than here.
Push there you'll.
Probably push a peanut. What is a peanut?
Did I jump up and take 4 damage?
Uh, you'll take 4 damage, good time.
One pushing, you're on your left!
Yeah, he's coming, he's coming.
I'm on your left, you don't have to keep that.
Don't push him.
One down, one down, one down, got him.
Oh, beautiful, beautiful.
Oh, the one up, the one up, the one up, he's taking me, he's taking me, he's taking me, he's gonna get me, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I think I hit him.
Oh, man.
No!
No, don't jump up.
oh please god oh please god
hang on hang on, hang on hang on
go go go
go go go
he's jerking each other off back there for ten minutes
aw we were killing you killed seven people
aw you were there by yourself
aww fuck
I had shot one we didn't die
Yo, dude, we're brand new to this game man
We're brand new to this game. Can you please pick us up dude? I just got this game
What my fish browned? Please?
You're Asian I'm Asian pick me up, bro. Oh
Thank you, man. Thank you so much, bro. Are you serious?
I'm about gone
You've been shoulder-swapping yeah, I'm just gonna swap in probably not as much
It's good. It's good. You'll get the hang of it. I'm sure
You get the hang of it oh
Man, dude. I'm I'm I'm
Broke in this game. I'm just a broke little boy
Just a broke boy just a broke little hentai boy and tie. I don't like hentai
I don't know why. Well, you
don't. It's just it's not a
big deal. It's not a big deal.
We should talk to chat. Don't
worry. I don't even worry about
me saying that. I'm ready up.
I'm just going to take a little
quick just wash and break. One
minute. I'll be right back.
The washroom. This guy just
a washroom. And we'll take a
I'm not going to lie to you.
Where?
Party chat.
This shit is terrible.
Fine proximity.
Guys, I'm not going to lie to you.
the problem isn't you guys individually it's that you both fucking suck I'm trying
man I'm sorry now that's okay it's just not enough I'm sorry man I'm just trying
I'm trying I'm trying my best
Now listen listen very closely listen very closely
Don't let peanut gas like you. He's equally as bad if not worse. He's fucking terrible as well
Don't make him think he's all his high and mighty this guy's ass
Proxy leaving before you can answer. I have an answer folksy
Okay, you actually really wanted to be here when I had to say next you would actually very much enjoyed it
Rosie if you're watching I'm telling you join back. I have something that you actually really want to hear enjoyed back for a second
Also, I'm gonna include my mistake. Yes
I'm waiting I'm waiting
It's one thing we have to learn is what started tonight.
Thanks a shot.
Your Saturday's tomorrow Saturday's tomorrow
is the best day you can do it.
But it's also today.
We can get a head start and start slurring right now.
No, maybe a bit of a fun.
I have an alarm set.
I have an alarm set for 1201 every Saturday.
Listen, wait, folksy.
I just want to hear the words come out of your mouth.
I don't want to gamble right now.
So we can know you're a fraud.
Hell, I would never say that ever.
Ever.
Fine, then play the gamble game with us.
The gamble game.
Little gamble.
The gamble game.
Play it or say it.
Don't pull a hutch on me, dude.
Don't pull a hutch on me, please.
This is my first day here.
I'm new here.
Hutch already left me.
I don't even know that my name is actually the background of his microphone when he passes it.
Come lay down with me.
Well take a shot.
Coco will get a kill.
We play the game of the game an hour.
I fucking suck.
We have to play.
Listen, I'm down for the game of the game all day tomorrow.
All day.
That's fine.
Hey, that's fine.
you say I don't want to gamble right now you said you I'm literally gambling as
we're speaking so who's the bitch now but see fuck you I'm here to get a leg
eat shit die oh you got us what are you gonna do oh cheers to that I guess
cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers y'all cheers boys cheers boys maybe he is
right should we should we schedule this for tomorrow gambling the whole day tomorrow is it like I don't
even know what the game is I feel like my whole day yes I'm gonna look at the chat right now I think
I'm gonna be saying I'll take feet I but I think that is a whole day for you guys what's happening
at 2am that's a whole day yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna a lot of L tanks I can run that but I feel
a lot of it would be smarter to have a whole day to do the new game. Yeah. Oh my goodness.
What game is he talking about? Does your child always tell you what to do?
No. Well, yeah, but I rarely listen. Oh, okay. So I should just not listen.
Well, no, you should listen. The thing is, is that a lot of gentlemen think that they use the
word we when in reality, they use the word I, like when they say we want us, there is a lot
guys that want rust but there's more people want art and technically I don't
know about the poll though yeah about the poll yeah yeah I do polls I do
discord polls I do I I don't fuck democracy just run it like a dictatorship
just do what you want to do pain what they would like to see of this shit
I would like to tell you listen what they would like to see you do what you
want to do because if you have fun they'll have fun that's how it should be
bro thank you be sure if you're having a great time go have a great time dude I'm
willing to gamble I'm I'm I'm how many shots I've ever five five shots see is I
kind of want to just call and say let's get so drunk until we can't play our
greatest anymore and then we pass out and then we begin me tomorrow I think
I know we're gonna a lot of L takes fat, but I genuinely think in the grass
Really say King Kim Jong-un
Who said that that might be the North Korean in me coming out
out. Who knows. My grandpa was North Korean. He got the fuck out of there. He knew what
was good. He rotated. He rotated. He's fucking dead. But when he was alive, I don't think
he really liked Kim. I'm not gonna lie. Don't think he was a big fan of him. The more
I find out I don't fuck with we do boys. I don't fuck with that spiritual shit. I stay far away from that
Yeah
I won't be like oh my god, like the demons are gonna kill me, but I'm not gonna
I'm not afraid of them, but I'm not gonna be like, you know, come kill me
You don't you don't believe in dollars for real. I believe it. Yeah, I believe in that shit
I think I should sometimes I'll be listen listen sometimes I'll be rolling around in my house and I'll I'll feel
Hands on the back of my peanut neck stand up
You don't think the ghost and then I'll look around and say ghost come get me. I'm getting pussy. We're gonna do shit
I don't know man. I don't know. I don't know. I roll on by I roll on by because I know they're gonna do shit
I would fuck a ghost up in a fight straight up. They're already dead. They're already dead. They're already dead with it
I'm gonna hit him. Yeah, I'm gonna hit him with insults with the power of fucking the power of God
You're balding your fat and you're ugly. You're literally dead pussy
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're stupid.
Die again.
You're literally dead, Pussy.
Die again.
Die twice.
Die twice.
Die twice.
Die twice.
Honestly, I'm thinking about-
Can't respond, Pussy.
The fat lady has in like the corner stores of New York that pretends like they can
see the future.
And I'm going to talk to the orb and I'm going to just start saying ghost slurs.
I'm going to come up with a list of slurs that ghosts would hate.
What would be a good? I'm gonna go slur Casper with a hard R. Yeah. Casper with a hard
Yeah
Quick thinking quick thinking I want to give I want to give token I credit where credit was do that was
that was impressive. That was
ready up, dude. Hurry up.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
My alcohol shots were gone from the last round. If you guys
don't, if you don't want to play this anymore, we could do
Liar's Bar with with gimmick and get gimmick in here. The
fuck is that game? I don't know. Um dude, I only play
Rust. I've only played Rust in the last decade. We have
I don't think it's going to happen tonight, you know what in lieu of the gambling game
Let's play one more round then we'll go play liars bar. All right. Yeah, okay
Get a little satisfaction and we play the game the game tomorrow everybody wins
I think I played it with you Rob. Everybody. Everyone. We want kind of
WtA WtA
I'm getting a lot of W's. That's how I judge if I made it. If I made a statement. I'm getting a lot of W's in the chat. A lot of W's in the chat right now. I agree. I agree.
They didn't make like a medicine thing where you can take it with alcohol where it like stops you from pissing so much. Why do I pee so much? You piss with shots? Yeah.
You can actually buy catheters on Amazon and get a three gallon piss bag. It's not illegal.
But like if you ever had a catheter up your fucking penis hole it hurts. I've tried it
Well, actually see that's the thing coconut if you've tried it, that's fine
But I made this argument for I'll say it. I'll say it again. I say before I say again
Some guys are like kind of into that so you don't know yeah
Catherine and you could be like
We're still talking about ghosts, right? Yeah. No, it's called docking. It's actually like, uh, wait, no docking isn't it?
Docking is where you put foreskin over another guy's penis. Like inner stellar.
Ooh, I don't know about those things. Yeah, I know about the penis hole, Sprat. It's another meta, but yeah, it's called sounding.
It's where you put something in your pee-pee hole and you like I saw it in the show called the boys
This guy got really small. Well, he was able to use like a superhero show
He got really tiny and he wouldn't some guy's dick hole and he was just like walking around there
I'm making a dirtier face and I was
I don't know. I I think I know
what it means, but I don't want
to stage this game. I'm wrong.
The bug leaders taught me that
one. Okay. What is Montyn
called? I'm I'll be double
check. I feel like what I'm
about to hear is very haram.
It's all this is a lot of
disgusting. It's going to be
dead. Oh, bunting like
baseball bunting. It's it's
it's it's having sex with
dead bodies. Come on.
I was misled. I was misled.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
I was misled. I was misled.
They did that. They did that to me.
They, they, not hunting.
They, topping the wrong definition.
Oh my god.
Don't touch this guy's leg.
Run!
Oh, he's muted right now. He's doing this thing. He's doing that intro. Is it a different intro every time or is it the same intro every time?
Is it the same intro every time? Can he hear us when he's doing... Is it a different one every time?
Well, that's actually pretty cool. Alright, maybe I was... That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.
Yeah, no, I think I have I think I've played one game of it. It's like a card game. It's like
Yeah, I don't really remember the rules, but it's it's funny to just talk shit in there anyway
Chad I we feel everyone having a good time chad to the fighting to something like a slicer
Sliver with a with a twitch prime trigger finger with a kick sub Colby's with a sub
I mean how many times I've tracked the fucking hover need to build with a twitch from thank you or hold all to look over my
shoulder. Yeah man. I'm struggling with that myself right now. What's going on? I'm just
hoping to lose in this game Peter. What Peter who? It's like going over the loo. I have
to make a good body fell. Oh. Literally a low to 12 gauge shotgun and use it on your
the game. Yeah. It's a good
weapon to the game. I've heard
we're going to HR. Researching
in RNA. What's wrong? RNA. R
and A. Are we heading to research
and administration? The way you
I'm not a military guy, but I like to pretend I am sometimes, you know stolen Valor and all that
especially the airport get better seats. Oh man, that never works for me buddy. I get randomly
searched every day. I've been first before three times. Yeah, the airport where Burger King had so
everybody's just confused. It's never ever ran for me. It's always like this. Excuse me sir. It says
your name here is George. We don't believe that. We're gonna have to search you. Please spread your
cheeks every time. Yeah, I just wanted to do that asshole thing. Oh, are they coming?
We're coming upstairs on them. All right. You know, how do you have so much stamina? I
I can't run as hard as you can.
Coco, easy mode.
Easy mode.
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
Coming.
Right here, right here.
Oh my God, this is the first day I played this game.
Oh my God, this is the first day I played in Earth.
I was wrong.
This is the first day I played in Earth.
This is the first day on the planet called Earth.
there's one on the other side you killed one by the way i killed two i killed one two
they're good i want to kill them oh my goodness oh
you got them coco you killed them all finish them off finish them off
okay pussy come here oh you did oh shit this is the single bad lobby gentlemen this is what we've
we've been praying for. This is the single man lobby right here.
What was the third one?
Thank God for single dads. Big W's. Big W's for single dads.
But with this guy peanut.
Oh, of course.
I'm trapping the visit line right here so how do we how do we win in this game it's
kind of like Tarkov in the sense that you don't really win you kind of just like right
here somewhere what the fuck hello what you're saying pussy listen bro I will fuck you
well you're talking it not what you said dude I said it how's that
that's what you can hear me I'm down one down you're fucking ass you're
talking to just us again jump down how's that even possible I said the
fuck it oh shit oh shit oh my god I'm down he's got his teammates
I
Know yo, please Coco did get one. Thank you. What?
Get one thank you one. I'm pretty sure dude. I
Felt at the worst fucking time I had
my
Equipment on I
mean my absolute
Oh, loot.
That's cannot lose.
OK, I'm poor forever at 59.
So are you poor?
We just got our ass potted.
Did Coco get the kill?
I don't know.
I shot a guy.
He dies with eight children between them.
Not a mother inside.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
All right, so we got to get in there and get it back
As we go on free kids we go on free kids. Let's go
This one your one more shot to go gets it your boy. Go go gets it
I'm gonna I'm gonna play it. I'm gonna play I cannot bang around just say goodness
I'm gonna play bang or just to get in just to get in the zone
Yeah
Okay
What's wrong?
I got a pretty good song
It's it was it I
Get money by 50 cent
No, it has to be white girl wasted like girl is oh you won't like girl wasted you won't like always that's easy
like like like like this like
I'm yelling Timber you better
You better dance. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm not a party in the USA. Thank you. My Miley Cyrus party in the USA. All right.
We're making a kid to we're making a kid. Make whatever you can. You're making a kid.
You're you got like always. Guys, go to Miley Cyrus party in the USA lyrics three
It has a red background.
Has everybody seen it?
Yeah.
On Spotify.
Look on that one and pause in 0 seconds.
OK.
All right.
Ready.
I'm paused.
I don't have YouTube previews in a second.
Who's calling?
All right, 3, 2, 1, now.
Oh, yeah.
I'm taking a shot.
All right.
This is a good day.
Cheers, dude.
Cheers, boys.
Cheers, guys.
Cheers, Coco.
Cheers, peanut.
Cheers, everybody.
Cheers, boys.
Cheers, dude.
Hey, to those who are here, to those who couldn't make it.
And to those who are no longer with us, dude.
Ah.
Cheers.
Cheers, shot.
Oh
It's a party in the U.S.A.
It's a party in the U.S.A.
Guys, you come.
Let me down.
Let's check that rocket kicks
at a town.
Wait.
Wait.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I never say this on my life. I never say this on my life. Say that shit then.
Move in my head like that. Move in my head like that. I got my hands up. God damn this
so tough
It's a party
We're gonna fucking like a laced it oh my god
Howdy-damm, there's a fucking of stuff. Thank you
And I and I I'm trying so hard right now with this
I'm trying so hard
Hands up! Play my song! The butterfly fly away! Not in my head like yeah!
Move away by the butterfly! Move away by the butterfly!
Hands up! Play my song! The butterfly be okay! Yeah!
It's a party in the USA! In the party in the USA!
Yeah bitch! It's a party in the USA!
America, you fucking pussies!
This is pretty fucked, Chad!
It's a funny end of U.N.G!
That was fucking incredible.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
You see that?
I'm feeling it now, Mr. Chad.
You see that?
I feel fucking good those turn dude. It's cocos. It's cocos time
Get it there. Are you taking a lead? You taking a lead on this one?
There's a little one there. I'm gonna fucking die
No, no, you gotta just get one kill man. All right. I'll get one kill. Howdy. Give it a fuck of this
Love's it. Thank you, man. That's how much you want to play this game if we get one single kill
I don't know. I don't know.
And we play last for
I already got a bottle ready.
By the way, he's a man of the
bottle. This raid would go into
Let's go gimmick. gimmick is
called gimmick. called. You know
what? I don't even need to say
I'm sure the volunteers are already on it.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, you guys still in chat?
You guys still in?
Yeah, very resourceful.
I was doing excavation with gimmick.
And I had probably like 300 first time chatters at the same time.
Our creators, Pina, Pina, our creators, our creators and Pina.
Leave your team, go to our creators and Pina.
Ah, lab and all.
It's your man.
They were supposed to touch prime.
Thank you, it's your man.
you
uh... good
well
i'm fucking drunk chat holy shit
and it's a joint we just think in chat
you know this is the only way to play this game if i get drunk that's the
only way to play this game who's recommended smoking a night a
little thing water as a mother fucking joke i need a joint problem
Holy shit.
Tell him you know I need a minute, tell him you know I need a minute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you didn't need anything? No, no, no, baby, I ate the pokey.
You have some joints, baby?
I ate some joints in here.
I feel fucking good, chat.
Hey, good night, chat. It's a good fucking night.
I'm gonna regret this in, like, what, three hours, but...
Well, we gotta wait for, uh, a baby.
He says he's going to fill his water jug.
Oh.
No, no, no, stop not watering jugs.
I just...
Listen, it's about to rain in here potentially really badly.
So what is that?
I mean, you're inside, no?
Oh, inside means fuck all and you're in.
Alright, I'm ready.
Let's go.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
machine wearing is Canada Canada that bad you guys don't have like a compound
or nothing yeah Jesus Christ dude it's a third world country over here that one
point fellow Canada was gonna be awesome and it's just what the fucking shit
huh it's just my house okay I got it yeah it's me raining inside hockey deep
sucks
yet at least i wonder why i like this
at least
seventy years
the guys were late as shit
all my god that's the guy i see
what the fuck is that
that's not your seat like that's a new clicker
how do you kill it? i forgot to bring my dead light, oh my goodness, you basically need dead light or a lot of fire power
what do dead lights mean peanut?
dead lights are the landmines
it's a little mud
oh fuck that's it
Fuck Rogue!
It's a little mini-mile.
I don't think we can take it without the landmines.
I think our best bet is go kill someone and see if they have a hook back there or an equalizer or something.
Old people just died through the southeast? That's a good place to start.
Is this thing impossible to do?
How many hours have we been out?
An hour or a quarter, Seth.
I've never killed one so I can't really speak to it, but I would assume
Very hard to kill what we have. Yes
No, Bruce Lee would buy this up on cake. Let's go brother. Thank you. Thank you, Bruce. We're
Appreciate you man. Thank you an aphelion dead lines a whole crack is something of that sort
You know, I got an idea real quick. It's a merge idea for you
If you can do the pillow
Can you make like
Really mode your fucking asshole and send it to me right now. I'll pay two thousand dollars
Really bring your fucking asshole right fucking now do it come on do it fucking bitch
You just have so much stamina, how do you do it?
You're so far.
One down, one down, one down.
One down, one down, one down.
One down, one down, one down, one down.
Oh
Okay
What a good sport, but a good sport I say very nice of them
Honestly, I think the shape is horrible.
Thanks, but...
Honestly, I don't even get to...
Oh, shit, I just threw a grenade, guys. I think we're dead.
Really, somebody is aggroing the machine.
Guys, listen, we'll have to figure out how close we got our game later.
We have to go to the queen.
Okay.
Alright, I'm ready.
What? Why?
I'm following you, let's go.
I'm sort of think those guys weren't good people
There's definitely people over by the beat hundred percent are you even rated space be just
come and poor like both yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you could be poor or financial
but you could be rich in the spirit that's what my uncle always used to
say yeah yeah yeah he also said you had a man till you had a man he said that
I
Uncle never said things like that to me. I'll be a cool uncle
He's cool, but he's very
You're moving over the run
This fuck! This fuck! Get not the fuck out!
Are they juiced up?
They're more than the last guys.
Oh, keep an eye on them. They're the third for sure.
There's no way to get them.
Oh fuck!
Your friends are a bunch of fucking else.
You know that?
I'm healing up boys oh shit I'm cat
I got a bobcat
What are the fuck that means I got a bobcat you got a bobcat
Yeah, that's exactly what we're looking for. Yeah, I got one. It's not Bob cat the fuck we're talking about has a high rate fire below accuracy
Yeah, dude. It's nasty. Okay
What great
Thanks, man, all right guys
Okay
Who's the queen so the bobcat
It can kill the queen in six magazines. We want to use you one hundred and shoot it right in the middle
All right, where's the queen at right there that big thing right there?
You know that thing's pretty big
No
You know what? It's my first day here. I'm not saying
Where's Kugan I go in? Kugan, where you going?
Kugan, I-
I think he's keepers broken. It's it's just I think he was busted. Oh, oh, I think it's
WG
We can go I let him know I let him know
Wait, what's going on?
Fuck you pussy.
Fuck my cowhawks, fuck my cowhawks, fuck my...
I'm gonna find my way out.
You're not even going to know where you're going!
I'll find my way out of here.
I'm a hustler, baby.
Please! Get the money.
$1,000,000 bill, y'all.
I'll find my way out.
You're going the right way!
I wish- wish- I don't see you.
I'm gonna go and get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I wish I don't trust you.
You try to fucking beat me.
The first thing you try to do is get me killed to a fucking spider or whatever.
No, I was trying to show you how to take it.
Wow.
I mean, you should have listened to burnt peanut.
You should have listened to him.
I
I've noticed that you can move between us
I'm gonna die
Why is there so many AI
Jesus Christ. That spider will heal you if you go hug it. Oh my god. Holy fuck it's sick.
You're going to have to go to the city. I gotta go to the city. How? Dude, how about it die?
Oh my god. No. It's a little bit of help from the pool, but it's not like a big deal.
He's coming after you. He's coming after you.
Nooooo.
He's gonna help.
He's gonna help. He's gonna help me.
Nooooo.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Nooooo.
Dude, I heard Fina would do anything for a Bobcat 4.
Nooooo.
Pick me up, man!
Nooooo.
You're down, and stuff.
You're gonna let me die!
You're gonna let me fucking die!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you, P!
I'm gonna get you, P!
I'm gonna get you!
I'll get you, P!
I'll get you!
To the face of a bobcat!
That'll be one bobcat, sir!
I'm dead again!
I'm gonna die!
Guys, help me!
That'll be one bobcat, sir!
Okay, okay, I've got to be the bobcat here!
Fine!
You should have been pissed!
You should have been pissed!
You should have been pissed!
Yeah!
He he he he!
I'm good!
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
Get the fuck away from me!
You fucking piece of shit!
It's his way! Follow me, Greg! Follow me!
You're like the Golem!
In one of the rigs!
In a photo!
And the rig is like Cod!
Oh my goodness, sir!
I'm gonna have it!
I don't know! I don't know!
I think he's in the middle of the hill.
I don't know!
I think he's in the middle of the hill.
Look at that. What level is that, Bobcat?
It's epic. It's epic.
So, what level is it? This should be a Roman numeral next to it.
Fuck, is that me?
What are you? What are you, a fucking communist?
Roman fucking numeral.
Romans weren't communists, you dumb bitch.
Oh, it's a two.
Wait, no, it's a four.
It's a four?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
I'm positive.
I'm HIV positive.
Give me more of this.
Two.
Yeah, yeah, I'm just taking fire from this motherfucker.
Hey, no, what are you acting?
Yeah, you guys just chill.
You guys are still over there.
What is this, Phil?
I feel good after you hit that button, that a BB will be left behind.
A BB! A BB!
Oh my god, I cannot believe you guys!
Oh my god.
A BB, I'm so sorry!
I had to do it!
Dude, he kicked me!
I didn't do anything! You hit the button, dude!
No, no, I got this. This is easy, man. Easy, easy.
I get home. I get out.
There's balls in your toilet.
I'm alright under pressure. I'm...
What's the worst that can happen?
Well, I got the problem.
Not nice.
Yeah, he's stupid.
Stupid idiot. Can't fucking aim.
Yeah.
Yeah, what is it?
Yeah, he's dumbass.
There wasn't any...
I'm not an idiot.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
You're not getting out of there, Fabri, you piece of-
Yeah, yeah, I'm on my way in.
I got two minutes and 30 seconds here.
Watch a third party come and just take me home.
Ahh!
Heeeeeee!
You'll be fine!
I got a Tempest, Coco got a, got a Bobcat,
Tempest, and a Bobcat.
Bobcat would you get would you get peanut I I still think I got a month I remember
Yeah, go back to your cave golem. I've got the way
I've got 50 rings in my stash putty
So no shot for this one right because Coco got killed two kills actually go to fucking wrecked it
it. One Bobcat to rule them all.
All right boys, it's 2.13 AM.
Do we go grab gimmick and play Lyres Bar?
Do we keep playing?
You guys found it.
I'm down to get a couple of games in of Lyres Bar.
I wouldn't mind.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Are you?
OK, is gimmick good to go?
Oh, I'm pretty.
She's got a bottle ready.
gimmick is ready I hear.
gimmick is ready.
I'm opening up a wires bar chat. You guys have fun watching that cuz
Our greatest is fucking dog shit. Okay
It is a terrible game like the only way I play this game is
If I fucking drink belligerently until I get fucked up that game first kill it all great is I believe so I believe so
I pop the cherry with you guys man. Oh, yeah
Oh my goodness. I am honored to assist you in popping your cherry.
Just like I hoped you popped your cherry and rust peanut, huh?
Oh, it was a delectable time. A delectable time.
Wouldn't change it for the world, boss.
I feel like I popped every rust cherry except one.
What? What's the one?
Isn't it obvious?
No, that's it.
I can't wait to see eight guys
outside with rockets yelling the
end word. Well I could do that
right now if you want to hop on
rice. I can I can find some of
guys do it with me if you want
to load it up. You want to you
want that right now leave that
cherry on pop. I will leave
that cherry on pop. We can have
that going right now real quick.
As a matter of fact I got them
on speed dial. I can call the
I'm not gonna be right here.
What?
I heard we're rating?
Well, no, that's my, he's my first, my second guy.
We're gonna get six more people peen up to say the end without stopping your base.
Clumsy, clumsy, clumsy.
If you agree right now, I will do it with you, but only clumsy gris.
I will do a 31 hour stream right now.
Are you fucking stupid? Why? Why?
Just for fun.
Are you being serious?
I'm dead serious. If Chloe, she does it, I'll do it.
Well, why? What prompts?
What prompted this peanut?
I have no idea. I have no idea.
I have no idea.
But when the alcohol wears off, we're going to be cooked.
The alcohol never wears off.
You're like, you're like, you're like an American peanut Winston Churchill.
Have you, like, you know that?
I'm not certain what that is.
You just fucking got fucked up at red whiskey give crazy speeches. That's what the fuck he did
If closely goes 31 hours, I go 31 hours if he doesn't I'll play a couple games of lice bar get a burger and go to bed
The burger the bed sounds better. No, surely it does it does like
And we do a 30. What do we what do you mean didn't get to do for 31 hours of straight? What are you gonna do?
No, I have no idea you want to play lies bar gambling game
operators Ross
Maybe even a little bit of League of Legends. I probably play everything. Oh my god. My god
It's close to here close to here
Oh, she left.
Just like your dad.
Oh, all right.
You're good, too.
I suppose, I suppose, oh, she's let down the lead.
Oh, my God, that is loud.
Oh, I can't even change it.
Oh, my God, hold up.
Oh
My god, so loud I can't change it
What
There we go
All right, I'll large bar
Where's David guy I
Think I think Habibi's fighting like AI nature right now you good up, baby
Yeah, man. I'm all right. I'm
all right. What's going on?
I said gimmick a. Wait, I said
to invite to a voice chat only
with the bug. I have a couple
of toys hooked up to the stream.
It's a couple of toys I have like a ping-pong machine and I have a fucking sprayer and
Vibrating dildo cum blaster 4,000 with detectable
Might as well
1,000 bids it explodes in my ass
Fuck me, dude. Oh
I'm fucking soaked right now, dude. Just
Coming wait, what are you soaked of?
got gimmick says i'm clicking but you got military level protection yeah i had to log down this
discord like a year and a half ago because i had one guy who had fucked the whole thing
he made hundreds of accounts ah it was horrible yeah make it so you had to have a phone number to
join the discord everything yeah i had a guy that kept posting like people putting golf balls and
people's assholes. Yeah, I had to get out of there. It was it was not good. Three weeks of it. I was like,
this isn't cool. We got to get him out. I was really not good.
Those were the dark days. Yeah, that's right. Which is the dark days. Those were the dark days.
Sam I'm telling you one loser ruins it for everybody else now. You have to have an email and a phone number to join my discord
It's horrible. I wish I didn't have to do that, but
What are you gonna do?
When there's fucking losers
There's no shortage
What are you gonna do?
You know do you drink water?
Yeah
like. Yeah. like um.
I think I think about uh ninety
six ounces of water per
night. Is that a lot? Uh yeah.
How many players is that uh
That is a lot. The game that
we're playing. No, sorry, not
I
Soon to you
Everybody in the chat if you're drinking cheers to you if you're not drinking cheers to you if you're smoking cheers to you
Let's go. Jesus Christ. Did you hire Casper tell to make this discord? I
I gave my social security number my I had to literally give him my mother's made a name and address
I'd pint in my blood chaos all price to pay for the 25 get the size the you the first one is yours when it comes
I'll work on that and is the price you must pay for this one you taking a shot I got yeah I got another shot right now yeah drink it
I'd get another beer.
Am I taking a shot?
You're taking a shot.
Come on.
Let's go.
I have been taking shots.
Okay.
And there we go.
Do everybody hear your hammer?
Oh, I'm feeling good, Mr. Krabs.
I'm in there.
I'm feeling good, Mr. Krabs.
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good.
Everyone pour it up.
Y'all pour it up.
Oh, shit.
I just drank it.
I just drank it.
Oh shit, I just drank it. All right. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. I'll do it again
That is so fucking loud
What wait, okay, we're playing liars bar
Oh my fucking god, that is loud dude
You press open tab and you should be able to see it's that one right there
That's me
Wait
That's not me
Mysterious he has he arrived he has vanished
Are you taking nipples? That's not me
You posted in the map and we said you know
Yes, you know, in the in the
in the way room, right?
open chat. The one ran.
I don't know why I did that.
Yeah, it'll be fine. I don't
have a room. They don't want to
play with us. Yeah, I've got a
room. You try and put that. Oh,
wait, is this? Hello? Yes.
I joined the room peanut
What what cold the code in the streamer waiting for what I put the code man
You press join game and then you put the code
What I fucking put the code I
I don't know peanut. I should I leaked it also. Oh join with oh
Oh
It's me. Yes, it is I. It is I. I'm in the lobby. Holy shit. I've been playing Rust for
so long. What do I join it, chat? I'm actually going to my RP, boys. Honestly, Habibi, can
you need to do the accent and Habibi it's making me uncomfortable.
It is making me weird.
I would play with Habibi.
I would blasted hours ago because he wasn't doing the connection.
I would make it.
Do not worry.
Who the fuck is Tycho?
He came out of here before me chasing him.
I kicked him.
Coconut.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Liar's done.
We are good.
Everybody choose you die.
Choose you die.
Devil basic.
I'm a fool.
Man, dude, close he would like this game, right?
Isn't he a furry?
He is a furry, yes.
He very much loves this game.
Check's out, check's out.
If you use the red bunny outfit,
he basically loses every time.
He cannot concentrate.
Does everybody have the correct character
that you would like to play with?
Yeah.
Yes.
I got it.
I'm right at the top right of your screen.
Actually...
I'm ready. Oh, there he is. Minotaur. Minotaur. Minotaur. Hold here the timer. Alright, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, by the way. I'm going raw, baby.
everybody mute in the discord we're done
y'all hello?
you guys hear me?
yes hello
you hear me
i need to put my volume up
perhaps, perhaps
alright
yo who's that bitch at the bar right there?
god damn look at that
How do we call over here see here? Is she beautiful bill like me with you from Pokemon my bad my bad
Wait, we all look at it so good go first, but we shut ourselves
All right, can you hear me is this working?
Beautiful I'm throwing down two aces
Liar he is not I mean are you kidding me that is not me giving I'm not a liar
ah why why would I be lying already it is the first round mr. because a bb a
baby always lies I mean I've been with him for this whole time and I'm just
telling you guys all right how did he not like even once he does not even know
how to lie to you know that you want to tell me that is the right way I would call that
line immediately he is lying guards if you press my right now he dies I don't know what's
happening you ran out of time and I don't know what's happening listen listen at the
top right corner you will see the buttons that you can press mr. coco at the top right
lie at me land
uh-huh
all you know
you are
i don't know
we're like already
wait why don't you
wait don't do it
get it don't do it don't do it
oh
oh he is
oh i get the game okay
very lucky man
lucky fox
how does it work shot
why did we have to do this at fucking 12 30 a.m. i'm like six whiskey steep
can i can hear you
i don't know
What up? You guys hear me?
Yes!
Alright, alright.
Game over.
You think he's gonna look at his card for 30 seconds?
Not that would button-press and then you call the liar again. Got it?
Yeah.
Don't put that- don't put that- just give me a call.
Yo, I don't fucking trust you. I did your line, peanut.
Fuck yourself.
I put an ace down. I put an ace down. A beautiful ace.
It's like the best ace you've ever seen.
he is supposed to put the king down mr. coco be like a liar
you lie piece of
wait what's gonna happen now i'm not worried the first oh shit if i survive i still don't know
what's going on but you know pray for me you are very very lucky mr. gimmick it's not love
it's clean i'm not a very lucky man maybe you are a bad luck man that's how it's in this game
You're in the palm of my fucking hand
By
Five queens
Five queens
Oh, really?
Put them on top
Lucky me, lucky me
I dare you to put them
You cannot play five cards at the same time
Unfortunately
I have three queens
I have three queens
Very convenient
Five queens at the queen's table.
Well, if there is five in Mr. Burnshand and gimmick has put one,
surely Mr. gimmick is a liar.
Wow, queen.
That doesn't make sense.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I've never lied in my life.
Just because I don't know what's going on does not mean I'm lying.
Mr. Noth.
Three queens.
He's lying.
He is so fucking pulling.
How, baby?
He's not fucking lying.
Call it.
Call it.
Why are you gonna be like this, mister?
Call it, call it.
Call it dad.
How did you do that?
I threw a queen down, he's fucking lying.
Call it.
He's fucking lying.
He's fucking lying.
He's peeing shit in his peanut ass.
You're not fucking dying.
You're not.
You're not alive.
I'm going to call it.
You're a stupid dumb motherfucker.
I thought it was a gun.
There's literally zero.
I'm coming for you, BB.
I'm coming for you, my boy!
Very, very lucky.
Hey, hold on. Let's take a shot right now, guys.
I'm taking a shot.
Cheers, guys.
It's a super shot instead of coconut.
Yeah, two for one.
Wait, what was it?
Ace's table.
Alright, two for one.
I already did it.
Ah!
Ah, five aces at the aces table.
table lucky me he is gentle you stupid mother fuckers you are such a liar you
are you're lying out of your fucking ass you fucking porkey fuck you think he's
a liar he's not saying shit right now because he's a liar if you were me well
he said a lot last time Andy was lying. No, no, no. He's not a bait you to call the
liar. I think he actually has an ace Habibi. He has an ace. He has an ace. He's not a
bait you. I would put two of mine. Two of my three aces. Wait. I will also put
two
two aces
of my three aces
do you believe him?
you make the kid...
liar!
yeah
you fall right into my bag!
fucking shit
show me your milk, you fucking god
that's what a fucking god
uh-huh
the
they got happy he has no shots on the by the way
he isn't
kings
i am a good authority he's really nice he's faking it he's faking the shots
because i'm not alive
he's sweating he's sweating on the players game
what do i call
Yeah, what do you mean?
That's right. All right. All right. Mr. gimmick one king. Yes. Look at me, Mr. gimmick. Look at
His life
Only one
How many do you have gimmick gimmick? How many kings do you have?
I threw a king down and I have one king. He said three kings. He's lying. He's lying
I think I will put 1, 2, 3.
I think I will put 3.
Only, only, I would put 3.
Is that okay?
Can I do this?
not that long and hard I'm thinking about it long and hard I'm thinking about my hand
going up the shaft three cards you're asking for trouble liar oh my god it's a KK
Oh my, this is anti-white, anti-flirt with dame.
No, no, anti-panda, anti-panda.
How do you use a lucky man to put his fist together?
A lucky panda, Fox.
Wolf.
Boots.
Thing.
Like this boots.
Thing.
I, I identify as a thing.
Huh?
Think again.
You don't have a metal finger, have you?
I got four queens, boys.
I'm not even kidding, guys.
I have four queens.
about you guys
i have five days
that's
that's impossible
i have seven queens
how do you got gimmick
one queen one queen that's fucking bullshit liar
hahahahahahahaha
fuck
You had a fight
He's twitching he's
Only grazed
You fuck it. Hey guys two kings. I can see it
Fucking I can see his cars. He's two kings guys pull the wire
I'm gonna put one down two queens wait wait wait
Have you been getting your game?
I'm fucking dead
Unless you're extremely lucky
Fuck you!
What the fuck is going on in this game?
How did I die?
Probably check this gun out.
I don't think anyone has died.
Yeah, his gun is bullshit.
It's silent.
It was bringing your own gun rules.
Fuck you.
How am I alive?
There's nothing against bringing your own gun.
What the fuck?
This is bullshit.
One ace.
Do the sub look at me like that?
One beautiful ace.
I'm going to look at you.
I can't think right now.
The sub will sub will ace.
The roads and folds of its A.
you will kill yourself just to prove that you're cool listen you are as
like that do not call me on the lie mr. if you lie right now I will let you
go I will not be easy hope that pays off I have two aces why did you do three
What would you do three?
A BB you said you would let me pass.
You did say that Mr. Habibi.
You did say that Mr. Habibi.
Yes I thought maybe he would put one
or maybe he would put two, maximum.
What's your game Habibi?
What's your game?
A BB, are you a man?
A rhino of your word?
One ace.
What do you think?
Is the BB going?
you're so
I believe the BB is telling the truth
I checked him before the game, he is
Mr. Luthoris
he doesn't look like, he looks dishonest
he's not dishonest, Rhinoceros is
tell the truth 12% more than the research
I'm gonna put down my final A's
I don't know how many A's
I'm supposed to
How many aces are there supposed to be somebody's lying
Somebody is lying you're right. It's peanut. It's peanut. He's lying. I just don't know
He's lying. He's been lying the whole time. I can tell
Just one more is
Look at me, bitch
Look at me you fucking pussy
I can't believe that shit!
I can't believe that shit!
I can't believe that shit!
I can't believe that shit!
I can't believe that shit!
How are you alive?
How are you alive?
That's bullshit.
You fools.
That is absolute bullshit.
You're bull honking.
Hey, hey, hey, this bullshit.
You're the one who's shit, because you're the only bull at the table.
You should write out first.
you dumb bitch
Who?
Excuse me, I have one of these
Mr. Peanut, are you aware of what a rhinoceros is?
Fuck yourself
Why are you giving it to me?
I will thank you
Oh, there's only one
I'd put my bird if I wasn't dead
One king
I am
three kings
I lied
Is she that a BB?
Am I lying?
Am I telling the truth?
Someone rush me.
Listen up.
You are.
You put your reboot card later.
Someone rush me.
Liar.
A liar!
You are lying!
Oh my god.
You've caught me in my stand.
You can't be in my stand.
I cannot wait to eat the bacon.
This is why I'm not
How is everyone so lucky in this fucking game good I died on two out of six this is fucking great
Yes, mr.
Cook on our debt is bullshit
Levels are spiking
Okay, mr. Five out
Raging your off gets pathetic
one he's lying he's fucking lying am I a hippie you know what I would also put
one I would put one king a smart move a smart it's just one it is easy I will
put three three king liar is a fucking liar
gods three kings we have three kings of
orient are I have some more we've
traveled so far what's the matter to
winning this hat
I do not believe Habibi is trying to play us Mr. Peanut.
He's been playing people for so long.
He's trying to get in our heads.
He's trying to get in our heads.
Fuck about this.
Habibi, I'm on to you.
There's no way you had two kings.
Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar
I am looking for the man whose balls can stretch so much that he can put them inside
his gaping asshole.
My genitals, as much as I scratch and scratch and scratch, the fire does not reside, it is
as if I have a volcano at the base of my shaft, irritating every molecule of the base of my
ball.
What does it say?
It seems the line is secure and we can continue.
True.
Queens.
Of course, of course.
Two queens, Mr. Nutt.
that two queens left at the table am I right coconut
three queens hope that pays off
god is that his dad is that what that is horseshit there is no way I lose you
there is no way I lose you
there is no way I lose you
Oh boy.
Jack, kill yourself.
Fuck it, kill yourself.
Oh my god, he actually...
That is crazy.
That is fucking...
That's right!
That's right!
That's right!
That's how you do it, boy!
That's how you do it, fuck you!
Fuck you, gimmick!
Fuck you, baby!
Fuck all of you!
Liar's poker.
Look, you guys hear me?
not there wait it's different shit
we're doing liars there's multiple game
modes yeah you're not betting chips
you're betting bullets each round the
table raises the stakes let's do dice
deadlier no I don't know how to play
dice I'm trying a hundred times it's just
dice what do you mean you just know I
know no I'm not being tricked into it
again I've been trying to come on come on come on I'm not doing it I'm dead
serious check my father play this game before I can't figure it out I can't
figure it out honestly so you're basically you're raising bullets instead
of raising chips that's right I'll stay in place one more bullet on the table
Fold the yellow trigger with however many bullets you've already lost.
Aww.
Okay.
Well, well, well, well.
Who it is.
The cat dragon.
Well, well, well.
Oh my gosh.
Have you guys seen that thing at the bar?
Habibi left.
I still don't know.
I
But Habibi will be right back for the time being
All for two bullets
Left to be Phil. I'm big Phil and I'm a real
Italian man
I'm not my 14th pack of cigarettes today!
Cigarettes?
Hey, look at him, sometimes you have to...
I know, I know!
I have some purpose, Mr. gimmick.
Coconut, do you think it is on purpose that he is a pig wearing a white beard?
He's a pig.
I have no idea, she's got a couple.
Do you not feel it? It's a little bit...
A little bit weird.
It's not weird.
I don't know.
Some don't seem right here.
Calm a wire.
Have you guys noticed his chestill area?
I mean, I've been looking at it all night.
Oh shit, it's my turn.
I call.
The monster's still hungry.
I think there wasn't any attention.
What happens if you pull it?
You have to use the bullets currently in front of you to shoot yourself.
So how do you, how do you work, yeah?
This gun has eight chambers.
You have a one in eight chance of dying.
Oh my god.
In that case, I would forward like a collar.
I'm gonna cap. I'm not gonna laugh. I'm gonna cap.
I shall join you in this chuckle ceremony.
Okay.
I'm calling.
I called.
Bullets speak truth.
Oh, no.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
Call in.
Yeah?
What do you got, peanut?
What do you got?
What do you got, peanut?
Look at me.
Look at me, you fucking piece of shit.
I'm in too.
Because I'm out.
I'm out.
No, you want to go all in?
No, let's go all in then.
I'm out
They're ready to die peanut your ass is grass boy hold my hand to be be hold my hand to be
Prepare I think somebody's died
What you got what
We're too fat for this chair and step right off.
He must've been barely hanging in there this whole time.
Hey, you good there, Bubba?
I'm not feeling too good, Bows.
You're good, Bows.
Not feeling too good, Bows.
see the way he blew out of that thing holy shit dude like a gust of wind
through this building. Alright look at my hand.
Hmm, what do I do?
I'm just gonna call. I call. The monster's still hungry.
What's that then? The monster's still hungry.
I'm gonna watch the water. Let the dark in.
The monster's still hungry.
now i call him
he's friend
i don't know what to say to you
now she's still hungry
oh i'm fucked
i'm fucked i'm fucked i didn't hold it
i'm folding, i'm folding
yes, look at this
very interesting
got a lot of options here
it's gonna go a number of different ways
i think i'll fold
Yeah, it's gonna be fun then.
What?
I'm out of this. I'm falling boys.
Fold. Not worth it.
Fuck it.
No, no, it is worth it. You should have gone all in.
Fuck. God damn it.
Two chains, two chains.
It's been a hell of a game.
The regrets.
Are you fucking god damn kidding me?
This uncle must be the most unlucky guy to play this game.
The water is just right.
Mr. BB.
What was it?
Who shot again? Two in a row. Are you kidding me?
This feels so strange to be your opponent.
I call. The monster's still hunting.
What do you find out? The monster's still hunting.
What do you call it?
Who amongst us is the true whisperer of the people?
Your stupid bamboo analogy's never made sense.
That would be a fucking clarer.
i i i would i would thought
all i got to get a right job like a miniature
as disgusting as two out of seven two out of eight right
like worse that's bad luck guys that's terrible luck shit up
i got chicken and my stare
i'm also chicken eating chicken with rice with black beans on fire
i wish that's gonna make it so powerful
Well, you've said it this game would give a very powerful punch.
That's right.
What do you think, Mr. Hibibi?
Do you have three?
All in.
All in for what?
All in for what?
What are you seeing in the sky, Mr. Hibibi?
You coward.
I would go all in as well, Mr. Hibibi.
You think you are smart.
You think you are very cool. You think you are very clever
We have a full house mr. gimmick
Wow one pair
What a horrible play mr. gimmick
All hail the machine god
Uh, I'd like to do a retcon on that.
Can we do a retcon?
What?
Uh, retcon.
What's that fucking gun up?
Load that gun up and just shoot yourself.
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
Peace out.
Fuck me and fuck me!
Fuck you!
Don't worry about the missing people.
Fuck you!
You'll be fine.
Panda.
Fuck you!
You'll be fine!
Hey, are you here?
Can I tell you ladies and gentlemen, I'll tell you
Always delivers
All right boys, that might be it for me. What do you guys think? Yeah? No, I think it's good four o'clock in the morning
Sounds good. That's good. That's good as well. GG's boys
I barely understood what was
going on that entire time but I
had a great time.
Oh sure.
Now you barely.
I barely understood it was
going on.
I'm cooked.
I will.
I mean there are.
All right but one last shot
right before.
Yeah yeah I'm down.
I would have to go to my
fridge and I'm too lazy to
get dead.
Let's do it.
That's all right.
Cheers.
Cheers guys.
I'll do one for you.
Thanks again.
It was a fucking great time
man.
It was a fucking great time man. I'm finishing this bottle right now in honor of peanut
You're thinking three in the morning on a Friday alone after you in your street
You should finish that whole bottle good thinking
Everybody
Oh, that's disgusting. Oh, that
tastes like shit. I love all
this. It was a beautiful time.
Let me know. Not if you're still
doing that tomorrow. Absolutely.
Absolutely. I will let you know
but if you give it coconut to be
be excellent. Pray with you
to be honest with all mine.
I
Your farm decayed pussy I won the farm war you got fuck it fucking fuck
I
How long was that how long was that dude how long I play awkward dude three in the morning
Oh
That was fun you guys have fun chat
to a king,
to a king,
when I'm a believer,
but I'm a believer.
Yo, let's book a journal quick, dude.
Well, I think I'm waiting my girl to roll it up.
You are a variety streamer now. You do this more often? No, I'm not.
have done a variety streamer
now my girl
there we go
okay
you guys get rid of
it's not fucked
yes with everything
okay
you guys do you guys need anything
now i'm good and you
Yeah, I mean, we're good. Yeah.
All right, baby.
Love you, Bubba.
All right.
I'm gonna spark a J and then we're gonna, honestly,
we're gonna do, I'm fucking drunk.
Holy shit.
I'm fucked up.
Okay, we're gonna spark this joint
and then we are going at the fuck your mom now i'm kidding us for it
we're gonna go farm up with a better uh... really bad
really varies
yeah really varies
but called a duty to a variety of making more money
it of course it would make me more money guys i could have
i could have done variety years ago
i am just dumb as shit and retarded and i love rust
okay like i could have done
variety fucking years and years and years ago guys
but i don't like it doesn't all have to be a lot of money guys is just what i
enjoy
but the thing about pina is he's very very very funny and playing games with
him is very very funny like honestly
he's the type of guy to play like a really really stupid game with but
our graders
that case for a garbage
but i'm not going to lie guys
that game is fucking ass i cannot believe how big that get like
it's not one of those all called you just haven't put time into it yet no
now like the reason why i'm dying
is because i'm over stemmed i don't know what's going on i'm still checking
i'm still these eggs
all the reason why i like i'm dying is because i don't know what's going
on. I don't know the mechanics, but if I put 10 hours into it, I'm pretty sure I can get
pretty fucking good at it. The thing is, it's bad. When will these developers stop making
these cookie cutter copy-pasta third-person extraction games and start making some games
with actual death. The games with death are the ones that have longevity. All I want to
do though is I want to play the aisle with Hutch. That's gonna be Sinema.
Me, Hutch, Gengar, 24-hour aisle stream, Sinema.
I
Walk
Come on, let's go and play
I never see you anymore come out the door it's like you've gone away we used to be
best buddies and now we're not it's like you I don't remember the words never mind
I wish you would tell me why.
Do you want to build a snowman?
That doesn't have to be a snowman.
What's up?
How's it going?
Hi.
Hi, Cocoa Melon.
Cocoa.
What you doing?
I just woke up and I got some eggs.
most rambling and fucking
make myself uh... nice breakfast
i got some mushrooms on the some fair part of that shit
i'm chilling
are you doing
dean
meaning mushrooms by any chance i i
uh...
well we are you really
are you doing the mushroom challenge
yeah
but i think like uh... like twenty hours off and now it was to get ahead of me
I was one kid ahead of him, I came back up to him behind.
See the thing with oil is he's weaponized autism.
Like, uh...
No, I'm mentally ill as well.
I'm mentally ill as well, but, you know,
there's more time, we'll see.
So what you gotta do,
is you gotta just do a 40 hour stream
picking mushrooms if you wanna beat them.
I may or may not have already done that.
May or may not have already done that.
Then maybe you got to take 300 milligrams of Adderall,
5,000 milligrams of caffeine,
maybe an 8-ball of cocaine, and then one of those, like
five of those five-hour energy things.
Well, what was it they used during World War II? Some of that?
Yeah, that's probably what you got to do.
That's probably what you gotta do.
You're probably not wrong.
Okay, so for the record, he's at 4,700 mushrooms.
I'm at 2,900 mushrooms, almost 3K mushrooms.
So how much time do you think you spent picking up mushrooms?
You know what?
Not enough, apparently.
I know, but how much time?
No, I did the math on how much time
it would take picking the mushrooms
And it came out to McDonald's, which it came out to McDonald's, which
hours came out to McDonald's, which
so how many mushrooms do you got?
You want to, you want to give us some so you can make some bear pies?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm down.
I'll trade you for a hemp seeds.
I really need hemp seeds, actually.
Okay, yeah, we got a lot of the gifts things, but if you happen to run into
Yeah, look, is that oil?
No.
What's up, what's up anti? How you doing?
Let me I'm all right
Do you not know frozen
What the fucking the fucking black dude from the invincibles yeah, no frozen
That dude's cool as fuck
I was running around the artist village because I realized like I'm not spending enough time here
I wish they made a rule where like for a few hours a day
Everyone had to come to like the role-play area like you could build shit or just be there and talk to people
But I really wish it was like mandatory where everyone was here because that would low-key be cool
You know like it would actually I kind of miss that
Like everyone kind of being around each other and talking like you like you like Frozone then is that why you brought him up?
Yeah, yeah, big benefit of his arm. He's cool as fuck
Yeah, what up, Auntie? How you doing?
Yeah, yeah, I'll pick us the mushrooms and shit
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Me over or do you want to walk over how far is the walk?
of the month
half the month at approximately
yes you guys would use with that
and judging by
d six
i got a bag over there i tell you what
a raro over with these uh... eggs
i'll kill myself
now spot over at the six
no don't do that don't do that here your life is valuable cook your life is
valuable
you know it's not very valuable
you know that they are you doing
uh...
uh...
uh...
uh... house friday's you know it's your best friend
you know they might best friend fuck that fucking guy
fuck peanut he could suck up that dick
fuck peanut you had
ah fuck peanut
i told him make me a 3D modem will fucking print up his asshole
and ship it over and he said he would
but i don't know if he just had to say that so
i'll let you know
he might have just had to say that
let me know when those go for sale
Oh
Yeah, yeah, I'm down. Yeah, let's go. Okay. Let's go. Let's go
How she how she needed his asshole
I
Wait, do you want to sing a song what song I don't know what song do you
I'm not really good at like memory recollect. I know the song. I don't know the lyrics. You know, I mean
I'm not much of a like here you eat like you don't have a
I'm not much of a singer. Like I'll vibe, I'll listen.
No, not really. We sang a part in the USA. That was pretty fucking cool.
But now I'm kind of coming down off the alcohol.
I don't really have a need to drink. I need like, I get like a alcohol buff
when I'm around other guys drinking. It gives me like a buff to keep going.
When I lose the buff of guys, I just like, I just want to stop drinking. I don't know.
Just prepare yourself for this build mate, it's pretty extravagant
What kind of...
Do y'all live bro?
No! This is his art!
And guys, you living like this?
Very, times are hard
Yeah man, don't ever bring me back to the hood again
Yeah, I don't have the fucking rent cost
for poor this is a disease I'll be near that shit
rubs off on you get away from my ass
get away from both of you get away from my ass
way this is where you guys actually live
no
no dummy this is his art
you don't see it
you don't understand it it's very deep and meaningful you gotta look at it though
is it supposed to like
constitute like
by dad and a quote by a two-part rose rose in the dirt rose in the concrete
you grow where you're supposed to grow
type shit because all the other buildings look
big and nice but this one this one's i got a shit
those are shit box you feel me so it's it's supposed to like
mean that way i told you people would get it
yo it's good anti how you doing bro
She don't sound good, bro. How you doing?
I'm chillin', bro.
Where are we going somewhere? Or like, what's up? What do we...
Yeah, you want to go to...
I'll show you, dude. Got me.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's just go back to the...
Do you want to just run back to the base and then...
Can you give him a flight back on the mini?
Do we have a mini?
He's coming to pick you up.
You have eggs on you, right?
Yeah, I got like 20 eggs.
What are you doing?
Just looking at that fat ass.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
I'm not looking.
I'm not looking.
I would not love it.
So does he actually live in this base or like, what's up with it?
No, no, this is his art.
This is his art.
Can we come like, blow it up or something?
Yeah, yeah, you want to?
Yeah, honestly, I want to, I want to blow the shit up.
Oh, sometimes if I ever get the nuke, I'm just gonna blow this entire town up.
That's like, that's what the fuck I'm gonna do. Like, I'm not gonna nuke any of my enemies.
Oh my god, I'm literally just gonna nuke like I'm just it's gonna be a stray. It's gonna be a completely
Like I might nuke Canada like it was a you're gonna nuke the soul of the server
You're gonna nuke the soul of the yeah, there's like a Canadian M
There's a 420 weed lounge that I might nuke honestly or I might nuke
Wait, wait, wait. Look look look look at the hill look at the hill look up left. Is that a cat?
You should nuke
It's a peanut
Yeah, you might be right
You should meet the peanut or I think I'm gonna new come
I'll let you to be honest. Honestly like the person I kind of want to nuke the most is symphonies girlfriend
She's like a wooden base
Yeah, I might not know that to honestly I might not that she calls it like the princess palace like
Also like the palace market princess bag first of all
Who named you a princess? You know what I mean? Like she thinks she's so fucking cool
Sitting in her fucking wood shit jack on the fucking river fucking multi-million dollar fucking view
Like congratulations. I'm gonna blow that shit up. Also
Symphony fucking killed my girlfriend. She's with Jenna's group. So like it's fair game like these hands
Yeah, Symphony fucking killed my girlfriend. Yeah, my girl my girl lay. She's with Jenna's group
Wait, wait, which one?
She's Leigh, Leigh.
Oh, Leigh, then that makes sense.
That's so cool.
Yeah, so.
So why do you do that?
Somebody's a bitch.
Yeah, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to nuke his girlfriend.
Honestly, I think you should nuke Symphony.
I think he cares more about himself than anybody else.
Yeah, I know, but like, if I nuke his girlfriend,
like, it's like, hey, your girl's gone.
You know?
Joe.
Joe.
All right, here's your ride.
Here's your ride.
It's been a fantastic time talking to you.
All right, look at me, I'm going to, I'm going to,
oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
take the shit off of me, I'm not walking back.
How you doing, Ant here?
all right me how you doing
all fuck
what
holy shit
What are you?
Wait, hold on, how are you alive?
Cuz I'm fucking cocoa fuck it be baby
That's why
Oh shit
The rat tags will find themselves on Twitter saying dude how did I survive? Like what was that?
Go it up
Holy fucking shit, you did pick a lot of mushrooms.
I can't pick all these mushrooms up, I can't pick them all.
A lot of fucking mushrooms.
Holy shit.
I'm full.
A rose for a rose.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hey, Auntie, do you think you can give me a ride back home?
I think Uber is out of commission right now.
He is, he is, don't worry.
Hey, it's the way when you can call me you need a ride back home or I can fly
I get brought asleep I'm sorry you gotta take him come on back home I'll fly home
myself I could do it wait I'll return our turn over great wait don't curse
I need to buy you you can buy you listen dude I'm too fucked up I can't even walk
so of course I'm gonna fly like hello if we die feet is gonna be so angry
and me.
Dude, you know who you're talking to.
I'm the Korean fucking ace.
That's what they call me in this game.
I'm one of the greatest fighters in the game.
All right, prove it. Do something cool.
No, do something cool. All right.
I'm going to do a backflip.
No, no, don't, don't, don't, don't.
No, don't, don't. Not yet, not yet.
Actually fuck it, I'll go on to it Yeah, yeah
You ready bro?
Oh, I'm ready.
Uh...
I'm good for it.
I'll buy another thread.
I'll buy another heli.
I'll go for it.
All right, all right, all right.
Bro, what did I do wrong?
Oh, yeah, you're right, that's what, oh, yeah.
Yeah, you're right. You're probably right.
Coast of Mendoza. Bro, look what this guy just bought.
Bro, you guys are actually so fucking stupid. Like, you guys are so fucking stupid.
You guys are so fucking dumb, dude.
rat-tax
and the fact it's not brought thank you
who may lay lay
it's been a double rust
uh... you'll come on
on my ass
Yo, Chewie!
Chewie would tend to the sups!
W for trying? Thank you, thank you.
Oh, I think I drank too much, boys.
I'm fucked up!
What a W stream though.
Did I eat this rose you gave me?
What can you even do with the rose in this game?
Oh, bro, we should get-
What?
Uh, hello?
Heh.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, you're up top too, you stupid fucking idiot.
You stupid fucking idiot.
Yeah, you stupid fucking idiot, look at us.
What the fuck are you doing with that fucking server?
You got too many fucking shots.
What are you doing with that server?
You should be in bed!
I'm picking up some fucking mushrooms.
You should be in bed. I should be in bed.
I'm picking up some mushrooms.
I'm gonna fucking make a berry bar.
You think you got mushrooms?
Oh, fuck me, dude.
What are you going to do?
I'm drunk as a skunk and I got murdered.
I literally got murdered.
I was right here on the safe zone.
I had a grenade in my inventory and somebody murdered me.
Who murdered you? That fucking cunt?
Nobody touches you. Who dirted you?
Oh, it was a shield.
It was a shield.
He said he left his my loot though, so I might forgive him if my loot's still there.
You tell me if you cause you problems.
coming beat his ass I'll tell you mr. coconut fucking tell me I'm fucking
I am mr. yeah we'll fucking beat his ass together
good luck out there oh fuck
Oh
That's what she was fucking talking about she was talking about frozen the movie
Yeah, I know fucking frozen brought those shoes talk about the fucking
The black guy from the Incredibles
He was cool. Oh
Oh my god, that's what she was just saying. Do you want to build a snowman? Oh
Gotcha, gotcha. Okay
Yeah
Why was she saying where's my super suit
do you want to build a snowman I don't fucking know the song I'm gonna hit it
this fog and then I would uh I don't know. I kind of want to take another shot. No I should
Probably. Dude, you wanna do some blow man?
Come and hit this line.
Let's do it April night.
Until the sun comes out and it's time.
Yeah, probably take a shot. Let's do it.
cheers guys cheers guys
hey cheers up
what's up motherfucker good morning
oh no no no no no no no
yo dude on your way home can you press that fucking button
bro what are you doing what are you doing fucking crazy fuck dude
are you going don't fucking come by me don't come by me dude where were you
going crazy fuck where you going where you going
first saloon why why this arrival policy I gotta go fucking have a
the fucking
standoff
All right, brother
Why my fucking cover shoot the place? I actually need a bear pie. Oh wait. I'm under that's what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just gotta I just got a bunch of my shoes
I'm gonna make some good bring the blicky with the extender switch on it shoot this bitch up
Yeah, I do that. I'm gonna I got like 20 fucking bummed up a reason
I don't know why you did that honestly like that's a really no purpose and we have no scraps
So and like on that was like a dope ass entrance. So like it was like a movie shit
It was definitely fucking cool. Like it was really cool, but it's okay. I have a hidden stash of like a carry strap
Look, we're killing ball. We're chilling. Okay. Fuck it. No, I got a stash
I got a stash like five thousand low grade a case for me. Touch me
See that oh holy shit. Holy shit
it is uh... this uh... where did you
would you contract this disease
first name uh... your body
fucking personally my
high-gabby or some shit fucking
i actually have no idea how that the fall fucking
high-gabby or some shit she talked about fucking frozen from
credible whatever
uh... gimme a fucking ton of mushrooms and eggs and i'm gonna go back home
You've been smoking that shit again.
Oh, no, I haven't been smoking.
I'll see you at home, man.
No, I haven't been smoking.
I've been fucking working.
No, I'll see you at home, man.
Whoa!
Were you fucking ready, boy?
You're ready to watch, son!
I'm fucking feeling good today!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm ready to be.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh
A buck ton of mushrooms dude, yo, that's buck give us up. Thank you, dude
I sent the vibe right now
that
that
that
that
that
that
that
I
Gotta stop rapping these songs when I'm drunk, bro. I'm gonna get banned. I'm gonna get I
I'm gonna get banned, bro
It was it was close it was close
All right, let me take a look.
Oh, that's nothing better than the pregame, and then drive home with the windows down
bumping the music with your fucking boys buzzed this shit. There ain't almost nothing better.
Ain't nothing better than that man. That is probably the fucking best goddamn motherfucking
night ever bro. The pregame and the motherfucking post drive home. If you, if a butt, if some
dude took your girl or you got beat up, then the drive home is quite different when you're
drunk. It's quiet. Ain't no music playing. You just sit in there. You're just sitting
there fucking ain't nobody talking. The occasional vibrate for the iMessage ain't nobody's talk
about nothing. But yes. Listen, I know Meek Mill did the whole pd anything but I separate
the music from the artist. Meek Mill and his prom is one of my favorite artists
because all this dude talks is about getting money.
That is all this dude fucking wraps about,
is getting fucking money.
That's all this dude wrapped about.
I
Was there a word I was there a word was a bike ride now I get what I deserve
Yeah, I was finished with about that. I said buddy. Yeah, I thought it was ready
Oh
that is crazy bro that is crazy bro that's the best fucking that's one of the
the best fucking Hype Rap songs of all time, look.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to go get some water.
What a range it pours.
Damn, nine hours stream.
Bro, I'm so ass-all, Iquators.
I'm so trash.
While she tried to heal up, it was painful, dude, yeah.
The hardest part of a video game and picking it up is like understanding the mechanics.
What did everyone do when I was gone chat?
You guys enjoy that variety stream?
You guys didn't find that shit boring or whatever?
I was like, I never do variety.
I play Rust all day every day.
I've just had a better time watching you play that
than Rust.
Yeah.
I honestly really really needed that maybe it's because I'm drunk, but
That was like a really nice like refreshing like
It was nice to this is like a nice refreshing like
like
No, it was it was good. It was honest to God like I kind of like reset me. Okay
Oh nice it's up
not bro like when I'm like I'm like my person you should see how I am with my
boys like Pico and Winnie how I am with them is exactly how I am with peanut
bro like with other rust guys like like with them like a monotone ballroom
personality my personality kind of matches that but if like if I'm around
like my boys it's a completely different vibe bro like I could be serious
or us but I can also be a fucking dumb motherfucker
like am i like russian like we call ourselves diesel team oh shit wait hold up
we call ourselves diesel team because we just fucking throw and we do stupid shit
i'll show you guys a video if you guys want
the original coupe video bro that one's so fucking good
and
this
that's a good one.
Good flank. Wow, Rogue.
Honestly, you shouldn't have not
turned on that. I mean, it's
instinctual. Sometimes you do
if you feel it, you feel it,
but you should probably wall
someone shoots because the
especially or if he just has an AK you should like you cook this shit that's
impressive but you should absolutely wall that instead of like aiming that's
something like a through those two like I noticed like Valorant and like CS
people like like trust their aim so much that like they just flick I played
you cancer I got caught a cheat I mean bro that was your nuts bro but when we're
playing today like I'm absolutely noticed that I actually noticed like your
presence you might be barney better than age should I gonna lie like okay you're
nasty please you see live play yo yo yo is you see live right now oh my god oh
Oh my god, oh my god!
Yo, we got JD here.
Yo, yo, hold up bro, no way, we're in Australian time.
Yo, X-Bush or Discord guys, do a watch along, hold up.
I'm gonna make some bets.
No way bro, I didn't even know that this is why would they do I mean it's JDM, but
let's see let me see the odds I can't show it on stream because it's banned but you guys
down to watch it. Explosory discord guys join the discord. Pretty interesting. Yeah
I'm kind of thinking of a parlay right now. Hold up. Whereas my fucking grandma
says parlay.
Okay.
What I usually do is I play some blackjack cans to pay for the parlay.
Okay, we just lost. Okay. Well, there goes that money
All right, that's I just sucked
Okay
Another one
I'll deal as an ace
Okay, we just lost another well that sucks
That fucking sucks
Okay. Okay, one more. Fuck. 14 against the 5. 10. 22. All right. Well, thank you.
Okay, it's the end bug. Isn't this the guy that dwindled rock Jocelyn gave a house to?
What a water rosa
I'm thinking JD. Okay, let's see the UFC hold up who's tonight JDM versus
Well, Steve Urquidge pull in and JDM I
I think JDM bro Carlos can only land from range. I don't think JDM's gonna let him do that
Now you're just gonna get fucked up. He's old and Steve is the fucking future. He's had some flukes
But I think it beats 10 Elliot
Wait, where's time to a Vasa?
What where's
Where's the
Why is it canceled?
I'm going to go pee real quick, I'll be right back.
I'm bad shot, okay.
your bets Steve, William, and JDM. Parley, three-way. All right, Reds, put this out.
Honestly, that just made me really excited for the DayZ server.
It feels pretty fun by being a noob.
Pretty fun.
That session right there made me really excited for the DayZ server.
Fuck, wait, when's the main event in two hours?
Okay, we're gonna have to stay up.
I wanna watch that.
God dammit, dude.
Dude.
Fuck!
Two hours.
Yeah, the main event.
Main card, wait.
Oh, we're not even...
I'm so confused.
I don't
Yeah, we're we're in the prelims, bro
God damn it, man
I'm gonna be a while, yeah it's gonna be a long time, it ain't gonna just be a while,
it's gonna be a long time.
Shit, I might start to stop drinking now then, honestly, low key, like fucking, might
time to start drinking the caffeine to wake up or some coffee or some shit there's a bike
you drink and then I'm gonna feel awful tomorrow but honestly I might honestly take tomorrow off
I don't know what days tomorrow chat
oh wait oxygen
Wow, that actually fucking made me feel incredible.
Holy shit, that is nice.
Holy shit, dude, that's meta, Oxygen when you're drinking?
Oh my god.
I wonder if I can buy like this, they sell little canisters I can do when I'm drinking
outside.
kind of meta
It's fucking tech. Yeah, it's fucking nice. Oh
I got no idea why peanut invited me fucking
Brice up so much ticket fucking argue. I had no idea what I was fucking doing, dude
You tell me to fucking let's die to AI's my god the AI in that game is fucking annoying
My god that game is fucking terrible
Yeah, maybe you get off sub bro, I start cooking
I mean what what?
I'm not sure.
Yo, what up?
Go go go go outside if you can.
Why why why?
I have so much shit, I have so much shit.
They just pull up and put it on an attack heli right outside.
They killed your ass?
I killed one, I killed one.
Yeah, I smoked one.
They're fucked, they're fucked, they're fucked.
Who is it? Who is it?
It's uh, jukebox and dakin.
Alright, where they at?
Right up front, right up front.
I see it.
There's an attack heli.
at the power lines
yeah I see, I see, I see, I see
why you crash it?
he's behind the wood wall
they crashed
they're running
fuck
are they gone or what?
fucking pussy ass motherfuckers they're running
I'm chasing him
nah like they want to get rid of it again that's good
okay, so the return
I'm almost dead, I need help
they're just running wait right between you brother that wasn't me that's on me
there's one far one deep running I think smoked
I'm dead fuck hey dad I'm here oh yeah I'm not the other ones were in a shit fuck I'm
the wall if you pick me up. I'm gonna go hunt that guy down.
There's two bodies here though. Yeah, but they still got a bunch of shit. Yeah, like
two and a bunch of shit. I gotta go hunt this fucking bastard down.
I don't know, I have no idea.
That's a couple more minutes.
No, I think it was like 3,000 low good.
What happened bro?
Is that, is that a kick on my left? That's dapper. Don't shoot him.
Where the fuck is that guy? Yeah.
Dapper's asking for you.
That's the other one dead.
That was gone dude.
This fucking guy's acting like a bastard
This fucking this this prick is the frickin ease of fucking bastard today. We're raiding them again tomorrow
I'm again tomorrow. Yeah, we're ready. We're gonna go off. He's with jukebox
Fuck those bricks fuck those bricks. So it's all good. They'll wake up to another rate based outside their crib
I
Don't shot
It's just how the fuck did you get another bottle under 10 minutes? I have a guy that delivers it to me
So chat how we feeling everybody?
Yeah, dude
I forgot what I ate, but I definitely ate.
I absolutely ate.
Let's get it.
What happened to the other farm? That shit fucking decayed.
I won the farming war against peanut.
Look at that the fucking farming champion of 2026 right here
Yeah, let's cook.
Yeah, I'd say Metro Booming is one of the best producers out there right now.
People say he's overrated and shit.
I disagree.
Metro's...
Metro's crazy.
drops a fucking bay but drops a good shit bro
yeah we're gonna watch this UFC cart chat
who here's gonna watch you with me guys? who here's gonna watch you with me?
we're gonna watch it
and we are gonna when it's done we're gonna get off and I'm kind of if you
guys are gonna watch it I'll stay up but if not then we can call tonight I gotta
go get the disco right now so
I'll stay out, fuck it.
I might take tomorrow off for the first time, though. I mean, I'm like thinking about it.
I'm like debating it. Like, maybe one full day off, finally, it would do me some justice.
What about the gambling out of peanut?
Uh, they might have to do one without me.
I'm kind of like just debating, like just...
Where's this kid, Winnie?
I got no idea. He said he'd be on
a couple hours ago. I'm pretty sure.
Do you think any day of tomorrow's gonna be a good one to do that? I'll be off to...
Yeah, yeah, I think so too. I think our team needs like a
a day to like rest
a full day to just like decompress and just chill out like I might just get
I might get a massage tomorrow some shit
get my hair cut feel fresh you know
get like a 90 hour Swedish massage by a 200 pound Hispanic man named
Pueblo
This is off tomorrow too. All word? Is he? All right, back. Honestly, I think tomorrow's
my day off then, Chad. Fuck it. I'm going to finally, I'm going to do like a full day
of like R and R. Just full day. I'm going to eat. I'm going to sleep. I'm going to fucking
get a massage probably. I'm going to just completely decompress. It's going to be
very nice
other gg tape team day of yet in the off
the most in sunday most of will be streaming sunday
but we're gonna go i'm gonna watch you see with you guys night though forget
they should be good
I'm gonna just kick it with my girl, maybe we'll go out and get some sushi after my haircut
or something who knows.
But no, in my ass I'm probably gonna want to just stay in and sleep all day.
I need to catch up.
Why is the UC at 6am?
It's because JDM is Australian.
They're Australia.
Okay, I'm on game of the night.
Probably not.
A lot of the people in this chat are cool, true, true, a lot of people in this chat are
pretty fucking cool.
You guys are some cool people.
Let's go practice.
I want JDM to win.
and i think jdm's a really cool guy
i think i'm a big fan of jdm i'm a big fan of jdm
i don't know dude australians are just fucking cool people bro i like australians i get along
with australians
I'm not sure.
sushi nudes and DMs.
Oh, fuck dude.
Oh, fuck.
I
Did sushi fades of the chat my favorites are like yellowtail jalapeno
Otoro tuna fatty tuna red snapper a
Salmon belly I
Love scallops. I love scallops, and I fucking love. I love what is it called?
You see all the picks?
Let me see.
Oh yeah, this is good.
This is the snow crab, right?
Or is that Otoro?
That looks like Otoro.
Yeah, Otoro, let's see.
What else you got?
Yup.
Is that the, wait, is this what A5 like you?
Or like you, or is this, you got the little gold flakes
on it?
Or is that TrueToro?
like you yeah yeah yeah and then you got what else you got what the fuck is this
those egg rolls and a cigar butt what the hell all right that's some good sushi
though that's some really good sushi that's some real good sushi
I
Look so good
Look so good, this looks so good
My god, my god. I haven't had to get sushi in forever
It's really good sushi spots in Austin, Texas, but it ain't like the east coast of the west coast
I
All right
Would you ever do sorrow gloves for pit for channel points?
No, because a lot of people's music doesn't fit the fucking Bible was going on. There's no such thing as bad
There's some pretty shit music, but I like I think music should be a set according to the energy that we're feeling
And some people don't match that so they might put on a good song
But it might not match the vibe right now. You know like
You're not gonna motherfucking if you're driving the car with your fucking boys
What song you're gonna put on when it like when you guys are fucked up, you know?
I
Fuck
Anymore.
more.
I
Well country music's fucking awesome
Who's got cream on put that shit on next or come on
Oh
No tell tuna fresh out of the water was savvy
Yeah, but the issue with like fresh like water like dishes is don't they have like fucking gone over here or some shit, man
Alright somewhere that I guess not actually saved to eat fresh fish because
They got shit. I actually read somewhere
Yeah, they got like parasites and stuff. I'm being dead serious. This is real shit y'all
Just think about it man. Like that's why they freeze it's good to freeze sushi
And it's very very it's a good idea to free sushi because yeah
You got it you got to freeze that shit you got to freeze the fish or you cook it
You got to cook it hard because if you eat it raw like it's might be GG, you know
Yeah, this shit that you're up with so fucking funny
I also enjoy
Bro, he like that's not even me
Well, that's some random Asian guy that is not
Bro, you like drew me like and then it just started getting worse like look at me at like
bro what the fuck
held up
what the fuck bro
And then, like, and then he starts changing my hair, like,
Are you god damn kidding me bro?
Are you god damn out of your fucking mind?
I
That's supposed to be Tyler one
I like it it's sweet. Oh, that's fucking I don't know anything that might be Angela
But that is that fucking Tyler one right there on the left for I love I can just
I'm going to be my birthday in two weeks.
What are you guys getting me?
What are you guys, what are you guys getting me?
Yeah, but be 28 years old.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm a faster runner than you, what are you talking about?
What is this game? What is this game? What is this game? What is this game? Sims? Nintendo
That was
Oh my
What
What
I didn't know I have a Tesla
Hello, how's that possible
How's that possible
I'm getting off. Good night. I'm gonna go to bed now. I just
It's weird to me out. Good night, everybody
I'm not even kidding. I'm going to bed. They just freaked me out. Good night everyone. I'm freaked out now. Good night guys
I don't I don't like that. I don't like that one bit. I was fucking weird
And that everybody I don't know
I
Wait the UFC fight. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we'll stay on we'll stay on yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I just how did no no it can you tell me how it actually knew that I have a car
What
No guys for real how do you know
So, Rust Hype finally died. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not dead-dead, but it's there,
You know?
You
We'll give it a Tesla you have a Tesla
Approximately 92% of the US household owned at least one vehicle.
What car do you guys have?
What car do you drive, Chad?
Or that?
Good night, Thomas.
I'm my sister's 2010s Ultima.
Missing diesel gang.
Genesis Coupe, Dodge Ramford,
Diesel Power Kia, shut up dude.
Civic, Dodge Corolla, Challenger, and Audi S5.
All right, what are we gonna do?
What am I gonna do again?
I completely forgot what I was gonna do.
Oh yeah.
I'll be in my room.
Where did I put my bear pie chair? You guys remember? I'll be in my room.
Yeah, I'll set some nodes.
happen them yeah I'm watching the UFC I'm watching on the side but not really
paying much mind to it I don't know dude I'm kind of like has anyone else that's a
UFC man kind of been experienced like UFC burnout man like now that all these
like legends are retiring from the sport and shit like anybody else feel
like you're in the same fucking boat where it's just not the same it's just
not the same product. I don't know. That's kind of like how I feel it. Like, yeah, like
I only get excited for it if I if I sports bet now. Like, I don't know. I feel like
the best era of UFC was the Conor McGregor, the best employee, Michael Chandler, Charles
not done channel all over Max Hallway Aldo
Demetrius Johnson John Jones outside under Gobson's and Daniel Cormier
you know fucking
like all that shit like all those guys are gone now they're done
or if they're not done they're gonna be done soon
yes Anderson Silva the George St. Pierre like
fucking even Ronald Rousey when she thought was exciting that was that
That was an exciting time.
Brock Lesnar, like, man, I don't know.
Like, I feel like so many fights fell through that, like,
bro, they kept hyping up the next fight.
We thought it was, like, Ilya versus Islam
never fucking happened.
Instead, we got Ilya versus Justin Gage coming up
and then, like, I don't know, man, like.
The thing about the UFC that I come to realize
the UFC is like watching a show of your favorite superhero rise to the top and
become a dominant champion and then by the end of the season he's an old man
getting knocked out 0-9 in his last 10 fights they're all knockouts it's like
watching your dad get knocked out dude it is just it is so sad and dead like
bro I'm not kidding when Max Holloway got knocked out and finished by Max
hallway it felt like my dad getting jumped and beat up in front of me it felt
like Santa Claus coming down from the North Pole with his Rudolph and then
getting blown up by a fucking bomb it was it was the saddest fuck mass
hallway never gets dropped he never every time he got chained you get he
never goes down and when he went down in Ilya it was awful like kick my
mama down the fucking stairs uppercut my grandma knock her the fuck out
God fucking damn it. God damn it. It was terrible. It was terrible. It was just awful.
Did you know Dylan Dennis was in peanut-shad talking shit the whole time? What was he saying?
There's no way.
What does he say?
Hey, what does he say?
There's no way that's the funniest fucking thing ever.
The usual shit to peanut not about you.
That's so funny.
He watches on YouTube?
What does he say?
How does that guy even have money?
even have money. Who's that?
on the record stick writer
dot three thousand dollar for nice and we're puns insulting peanut
and we're saying creepy shit about genji
saying he owns a youtube channel and he runs it yeah
damn
i guess he really i mean where does he even get the money the guys never even
he's never fought
the last time he did jujitsu like was like a decade ago
i think he wrestled at colby covington recently
i was
i wonder how he makes money
oh yeah yeah he did do some crypto rug pulls you're right you're right
yeah if i were to show it so i'm much rather chill with fucking genji than
dildo danis
that guy's a loser
you would think fucking around with karma gregor would make him a somewhat
decent striker that guy's ass that's striking
You give the $50 while Pino Coaster will play with Max Holloway?
Max Holloway?
He says share about wanting sexual favors from Genji?
What?
How old is he again?
No way this is real.
Wait, that's actually him.
Wait, you guys weren't trolling.
Bellator? Fucking Bellator?
I'm sorry.
That's why I'm gonna stop you.
Thank you.
I
Can go in Dennis
Wait, S-Books with pen gifted subs. I'm so sorry, S-Books. I miss you. I'm sorry, sober
up. I'm sober now.
Man, I got a question though. How come when I drink alcohol, my neck hurts?
Does alcohol actually tense the muscles?
I'll design, wait, what's wrong? Yo, Dad, you good?
Yeah, yeah, chillin'.
I should have said I need to help you.
No, no, they want me to get you but I got out of the situation under control. What you want me to do? What's up?
No, no, I just I
I've been farming and shit
And I was just looking for a reason and I got one so like I'm just being a little unproductive right now
But it might be productive. What are you doing?
Just watching this team's tendencies
You're such a fucking weirdo. They took the train from the actual launch. They just did Bradley
They're gonna take train tunnels back. I'm about to sit in the train tunnels and wait for them all
on the stairs up you're such a weird yeah you just waiting game yeah fuck
yeah it's a numbers game like I have to get the jump on them why the fuck am I
gonna run the launch when they already have it down in bread which group is it
your friends let's fucking beat their ass wait wait wait hold on I'm gonna go
my room ticket is and I'm gonna see where they're at I'll bring back and
They just go up, they just go right up.
I'm not telling you exactly where they're at.
You're actually a freak.
the whole elevator was at the top fuck I saw no no no I just saw a white kid run
they just took Bradley so I'm running over I'm running over he might not be
there but she was feeling she was feeling walker kits in her face okay
yeah no they just took Brad it's okay but okay but she doesn't know where you
are so it's like this you know what you're doing I locked the door I walk
the door no but like I don't know but she doesn't know because I locked the
door yeah but like where you like how let's us like looking over her shoulder
yeah no she's trying to she tried to get me to stop she's got to grab me I ran
across the house oh my god you blew up my fucking operation what did I do well
dude I've been laying low and like fucking like sorting a plan of attack
okay they're gonna be in high alert again they just fucking lowered their
fucking guard dude dude dude dude okay now it's fine here here's the plan I'm
gonna pull the power cable and we're gonna fucking just like you take her
sleeper. Put the breaker in the house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you have a faster PC? Well, no, hers is actually quicker.
Fuck. Don't do that, don't do that, don't do that.
Fuck.
Alright, well, get a DB and get in the bush right next to
there. Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
They didn't take a hilly out though.
so they're either gonna wrap wide the way that we usually leave launch or I
saw them leave this way though like towards the train tunnel she's in her
base phone Walker kids are they just got Walker kids so we want to kill them
closer to launch then pretty much I'm sitting on the hill on the left phone
you know they knew that they by the way they knew like it was you too she was
I know what's that's telling you
I know it does as bad
How am I gonna get pussy tonight?
Well, just take one for the team like you're doing it. I'm just taking a lot for the team
I'm taking a lot of them for the team. It's not just one at this point a lot of ones. They're adding up
Where's that playday shit now this
walk
Part of the ship part of the crew I guess father ship of the crew
Sorry for tweaking boss
Like steepest fuck on that on their side, I'm the one I don't think they're gonna come up this way
They probably just ran bro.
No, no, they just be running right now, I'm telling you.
But they just shot another HV rocket in launch.
I'm gonna get eyes on it.
the
of
the
Yeah, they're trying another HB.
Oh, I might be just fucking around.
They're trying to bait me. They're trying to bait me.
They're trying my draw distance.
Yeah, what are you guys like drinking?
You guys are drinking a pair of binoculars.
I already love the vase.
I'm not sure if I'm going to
end like a full whiteout they won't see me right.
Probably not yeah.
What are you going to do dude?
What are you going to do?
Wait
So all of our fobs got fucking raided off on you know close he logged in again today at 1.15 logged out at 2
Somebody's fucking paying that guy
Wait, they just took Brad
Dude, are you dumb?
bro you said they took Brad they just took Brad
I'm in a backwards handspring fucking you are actually stupid
I'm in a fucking spinning back bitch dude
you are dumb as shit bro they took Brad just
okay like five minutes ago it just it just
oh
just went out
oh
that's what I've been saying this whole time
that's what I've been saying this whole time
it's been done it like
you get bad in here?
nah I'm not soy I don't even get bad in
it was fizzy fizzy was fighting them
while all what all with a case
playing like that
what am i ever going to want to know that i'm ever going to be like you know
don't want to be straight
uh... it's fine
you know that they have been here either
though people get like hell a little bit bro
what do you mean
it when they like start like mobbing deep and like fucking killin all the
bookers
all you know what people get you know people get mad
you know but like they'd be talking hell of shit like
yeah
maybe it's the way you erased my gang on yo shit
son
say bro, three hours ago you were like hell of a pest
I heard, I heard like
some giant
it's like the monsters from like
you know
that movie
Space Jam
spooks
do you like Space Jam that much?
you made that reference that movie
It's just a vanger, bro.
The people in this game act like that, bro.
They act like the fucking mom.
I've already showed them on Twitter with 45 legs
and you hit my tweet.
They're all circled up on me.
Hey, soy's gonna soy, bro.
They got a sensor, they got a band,
they got to hide that shit.
They are communists, bro.
Genuine communists.
Big data shit.
You got to hide your shit,
ban people, time people out.
I don't even know.
How did you like our cocoa?
i don't think it could be okay but i think i need to be drunk
i think we're trying to get to the top
i just don't like how bright it is here
i can't see
i fucking can't see shit
and what's this mist?
that's why i hate the fucking snow
why does it look so shit down here?
Yeah, they made the fogg his own.
That's so...
They're sitting still because they're still typing and shit.
I just heard one.
Yeah, send us a beds.
is. They have to be going wide left, I think. Go back towards the base, go back towards the
base. They're going back to the base, for sure. That's the way they wrapped around like oxhomes,
and oxhums, like train tunnel, entrance.
Bro, I hear nothing in there no more.
They have to be leaving.
Bro, why is Symphony's chat, bro,
isn't Symphony, all the same team is base, right?
Why is his chat just,
bro, I thought you said you had eyes on him.
No, no, no, I had like I heard them. I heard them like raw HP rocketing and shit, but like
Now they're not shooting or anything in other cars out. They're gone. They're going back home. They're going back home
They they wrap that way. I was watching in the ref this way the wrapping wide towards you. Okay, they walk through that valley right there
like oxhums
They let go past the white walkers base which is legit insane. They just pray that they're not
I
Saw I don't all the air down Southwest though
Well, they might have taken the train fuck
No, no, no, no, they didn't take the train there the elevator wasn't down and it's like it's like a seven story
Like there's no way they ran down the seven stories and didn't take the elevator look at some reaction wait
I checked the train
Oh my god.
Oh, they just flew away.
They're gone.
Bro, they actually just Jason bro.
They had a fucking escape plan with a mini.
They literally bro.
They planted a mini inside the fucking snow.
What?
They Jason Bourne that shit. They're gone.
It's like a fucking Need for Speed movie.
What do you mean?
Bro, they're gone. Bro, they parked the fucking...
They're fucking going to a warehouse and 30 fucking cars go out?
What are you talking about?
Brother, they fucking GTA it out of there.
They fucking...
They fucking...
Emphis for family type shit.
We're fucking that bald guy.
The fucking cars. What's up with the Asian dude?
Fast and furious, man.
Yeah, they fast and furious to fuck out of there.
Oh my god, bro.
but i saw one of the fucking shit ass movie when he fucking brought some
jump out of a helicopter
and then diesel broke the fucking concrete by punching in it
they have a lot of what's going on was like to fast and furious that's what
was it bro what the fuck is that one
how the fuck did he punch
a fucking concrete floor
and and he might broke it
i don't know what i think i'm talking talking about i think i'm
i'm done
special force
and it's a rock
i don't think i've watched this
all you know is that the rock and jason say them versus black superman
it would go to black superman
is that a mechanic robotic like billion dollar fucking
development
and he thinks they still beat them
the top mechanical how
how did they beat him
where did they fly from what you talk about the god road they had a
mini-copter on the ice mountain and that's only two that's only two though there was
two white kids those that I'm a case busy set five a case yeah but what if they
fucking died dude hope he won't can so
bro look look at somebody's face bro bro I'm telling you they flew off bro you
know let's the bases right here where the fuck would they phone to well you
Wait, where where where?
That's all right. I told you I told you wait they live up there. Oh, dude
I heard something in that building earlier. Yeah, he's so skit. So he's actually beat
But he actually is the most paranoid rust player I've ever seen in my life. Oh, wait, right
No, I couldn't get a wall down there is five. Are you serious? I'm dead
I
Had a lot of body body. They got the hell fuck. God damn it, dude. God fucking damn it
Wait, they live there they live there
Yeah.
Bro, my girl's fucking shit too.
You gotta take- Bro, we gotta go back.
We gotta go back.
Did you know that your girlfriend was Dracula?
She lives in fucking Transylvania in a castle on the mountain.
Buddy, buddy, she lives everywhere.
They got multiple bases, I guess, but you didn't know that.
Apparently you were watching- Are you an empire, dude?
Let me check your back.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
I don't fucking know.
They live on the fucking hill.
In a castle.
Fucking Transylvania up there.
You wanna put a base down there?
Roll your sleeves up, roll your sleeves up.
And I'm rolling them up!
Bro, let's put a base down there.
Fuck it.
Let's put a tower, looking inside the castle.
How much wood do we have? I'll put 400 wash showers.
I'm gonna get it up.
We should bring like extra kids.
We need a camper so bad we need a campers now if we get a base it's easy
What the fuck were you guys just blasting bullets in the crib how we ever am
Oh, bro, we didn't have a my ammo. It's you guys. What do you mean?
I guess everyone was just fucking popping off in the crib
Yeah, my my nine was good
That's awesome
I didn't even I didn't even get back shots though. Why'd she say that?
That was you that got back shots. That was you know, I didn't get back shots. No, I got one shot
I know I got one shot, too
So I mean bro, you got you did get I don't know I know someone's praying at us from behind
No, no, not me. Not me. No back. That's over here. I'm in the clear. I got a lot
So
Got a big backpack
That's what you're gonna say if I had a big back, bro
Stuff to me out. Oh, yeah, I got a backpack. You do pass me. Let me get that
That's over my base on the way over there
We gotta go fucking raise the white walker brother just how hoarding all the looper
Well walkers got two different bases though right I don't know we just need to get base
straight on and have them larping and shit
like playday notes base trade they went on a date I'm gonna say like I was the
whole thing was like I asked her like if I could call in a favor you know you
take them out on a date yeah we fucking take them out
as she was down yeah like we're gonna get a straight who the fuck is who the
Let's play a day
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. That's just actual but we have a
Name so we can distract base trade and we can get in and get out bro
So you're we're gonna alright, so we're gonna get your girl
No, hello, did I even say anything like that like what? Oh you gotta
I do know your motherfucking stream and you and Winnie were fucking riding horseback
Double horseback with two girls in the back was all the part of like the plan now
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The squad.
Like, for, I provide for my dogs.
What are you talking about?
No, no, no, there was no, like, no my girl talk,
none of that, like you, no, your girlfriend did.
Just your tweaking, have a hard.
Bro, I saw the stream, what do you mean?
Oh, so you're a meta gaming piece of shit.
I could switch side by old teammates.
Yeah, I saw the stream.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You guys were putting on game.
You guys were putting on, you're saying,
that was just, you're just a fuckboy.
No, I didn't, I wasn't putting game.
I was spitting Tizemrizz.
It's different, it's different.
Chill, chill, chill.
What is Tizemrizz?
What's that?
Just don't worry about it.
It's a forbidden technique.
I can't put you on.
Why not?
It's hard to teach, honestly.
So it's like very hard, very hard to teach that.
I quite haven't mastered it myself.
So work on it.
I feel that.
I feel that.
Oh, dude, we just got to bite these fuckers in the snow.
Yeah, we got to put them in the snow.
This guy was all by himself. I couldn't even see him.
Can I, like...
Can I just turn my hue to, like...
No, no, no, no. You get banned. You get banned.
Just fucking turn my stream to...
what if I was playing on like a 1780 computer?
you guys gonna get, you guys gonna turn the grass
I think it bad
I'll give Mendo and OTPH to do it
I'll do it
no not by them, I'm talking about fucking face punch
that's not allowed
how would they know, how would they know?
well actually you're right, they wouldn't know, you're right
it's you, it's you
you're a sleeper
what are you doing?
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Yo, can you hold some sherry full?
No, I can't hold.
Alright, hold up.
Maybe.
Full?
I'm gonna have to grab the little binky bag.
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm doing.
Here, here, take this, then. Take this, take this.
I'm gonna make one.
It's just like for meds for us. I'm bringing a level two
Yeah, phone make you can make one
And both I oh wait, I got a big backpack. Thanks fucking God. Oh my god
You do that a big bag. I got a big bag
Oh
Thank you.
Can we actually get for yourself?
Yeah.
Hold up.
I
All right new plan
I'm gonna tell the six women up at last night
I'm gonna tell them that Jenna's trying to raise me and we're gonna have them pull up on them all fucking crazy and distract them
And then we gun them down
It's like I'm trying to like she should keep trying to talk to me in chat
The cast gonna go to tunnels together and all this shit, so we're gonna say we're gonna yeah
Yeah, we're gonna make them act out, crazy.
Pull the earrings, type shit, you know what I'm saying?
And then they'll distract them, they'll pull up on the base.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Maybe a couple straight bullets too, but like,
fuck it, you know?
Shit happens sometimes, like it's crazy.
All right, all right.
It'll happen on them big jobs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What, I'll keep that in the back.
I'll keep that in the back.
If we lose this next one, if we fuck up, you know?
Like, if shit dies down, we'll hit them.
We'll assassinate them.
You're gonna back door them with Jenna?
No, no, no
They wouldn't be back doing with Jenna cuz Jenna like there's proof Jenna was in like the pub like in the public tech
I asked him to go to tunnels and shit, so now I've called the the chicks from last night
I'll be like yo she keeps trying to like take me to the town. Yeah. Yeah, I know where they live
You gotta get a figure that out. I don't think it's like but the thing is like are they crazy like that?
Like this only works if they're crazy. Yeah. Yeah, no, they they would be there for sure. They get mad
Yeah, they probably
All right, that's the only way this works, bro. If they're not crazy, this don't work
No, it will work. I'll be able to work for sure, but will we keep that in the back pocket?
We try to do it ourselves first. All right. All right. Let's go. You ready? Let's go. Yeah
It's motherfucker the break
Sit above
Wait, should we get me cheese? I spotted it at daytime
Oh
I max out he's in there fucking should grab them check right now. I got him. I got ten one one
I got a bunch more to we got to stop at my crib in the safe zone. I
Called in favors. I got like 80 max out these from who?
On and Lily
How do they have help tease?
Wait, bro, how many girls are you talking to on the server?
No, we need we need is the one that does I just I'm a wee man. I'm just a wee man
I'm just a good we man, bro. I ain't gonna I'm not gonna shoot up, bro
You can you can sit around a little okay? No fun. The fun's a guy. He's a guy. Well, okay, bro
If you're gay, I don't give a fuck bro. You swing that way. It is what it is
That's that's dope. It's a big 2026 I would I would appreciate that you shouldn't hate on that
But I'm not I'm not the actually all right. I'm just say if you are all right. Oh, no
But if you are no, I don't like it I like that
But if you are
Yeah, no, I appreciate that you yeah, that's
That's real shit. That's really gangster shit did I like hell yeah
I'm gonna tell you why you keep my kind of put it on me now now. It's like awkward. No, it's not bro
I gotta I gotta my closest fucking friends
Let's just say his name is Peter
He told me yeah the second he realized he was gay
He went to his high school and told everybody who was gay immediately
Hold his parents on the same day. Yeah, and I was like, bro
I was like why the fuck would you do that Peter like like aren't you going to do that?
Well, he's great and I and he said I'll never hide with a fuck I am that's for fucking pussy
That's fire. I was the hardest bar. I've ever fucking heard of my life. He told everybody
That was some hard shades. I'm not gonna ever hide with a fuck. I am that's for fucking pussies
People give her the fuck they want bro. I just my my business me too brother me exactly
Yeah, I
Got a couple close homies early
But like he's so like he's a Chad like he he fucks ass
But he fucks girls and I'm like then you buy
I'm like I'm like bro like don't you like guys and he was like girls are fucking annoying
But I just fuck him on my brother. That's means you're buying and he gets mad
He's like fuck no, I'm not by are you stupid? I'm not fucking by
That's this guy sounds fucking crazy. Well, he's the man, bro. He's the man
When you're telling me about how you knew like a guy that?
Like this like spider-man gas station shit to shoot webs. Oh, we know what we are. No, that's our friend
That's our friend a lot of interesting people. That's our close friend. That's our close friend
He actually had to go to the hospital because you had to get his big you go out for Marino pills
What the fuck did you guys grow up?
Well, you guys, you guys from Florida?
You guys from Florida?
No, no.
He's from Ohio.
I'm from New York.
Yeah.
Where are you from?
Chicago.
You're from Chicago?
Yeah.
Where, Southside?
No, no.
Well, I was...
Hey, here, let me ask you something.
Did you play Legacy Rust?
No.
Oh, well, yeah, I think I played like 90 hours or something.
hours or something like way back but I didn't really like grind it bro was your
name designable back then no it's a gig fucking like my runescape name
fucking shit no there's like a another one that like played Daisy and shit
people have asked me in my chat oh bro we're next to their shit we got to lock
in give a like it's honest yeah we got a lock in we actually have to lock in
are you are you monitoring your room
from my girls and i got a little like
like she what we're doing
no no no no she's in the she's across the entire house for me so it's like a
okay okay
fifty-second thirty forty-second walk together
well wait i i i put my big bag on the ground say that we gotta stop at my
crib real quick we love that might be their mini
after a trip into my base in safe zone i've i've a zen house over here where
like i should
that's done but i think that's done well there's nothing bro
We shot not we shot.
What where I should have we shot Tommy remember?
No, I remember that
Yeah
My pageant is this one. I gotta get it. I gotta get it. I gotta get it
Are you shooting Tommy? We take this train maybe
But where do they live though? We don't know where they probably know it's you from that fucking dumbass out your way
And this is just fucking have buddies couple. Yo, do you know where they live?
Yeah, right in that base that there's nothing is from there. I guess they on that and the Transylvania castle
I don't know how many bases down what they
They got rid of by Asia's group
There was a lot of shit there was a lot of shit. They can't be that much. They like five groups
All right, we're gonna get flanked
Yeah
You fucking pussy
What you absolute fucking I keep a pickaxe and three Ortiz in this motherfucker
This is my zen check like if I'm like stressed out I come here. What are you talking about?
Let me see this shit. I didn't even know you had a house. I had no idea you lived here
Yeah, it's got a little it's got a tack heavy garage. I keep an extra attack. I lean usually I
Keep like three thousand low grade in here because you guys fight through it. I keep like five thousand scrap
Anything you guys fucking you know anything because sometimes that we get buck sometimes everybody starts drinking
They pull the flash out.
Let me see this shit, what do you got in here?
I can't wake up, bro.
Let me see what you got in here.
I don't think I have much in here.
I think I moved it out because it was twig
and they started shooting it out.
I didn't know what they could do.
It was all twig, they started fucking shooting it
as I grabbed it all.
Why do you have so much honey?
Hey, those are my honey packets.
Don't chill, don't look at that.
Stop going to my shit, dude.
bro i'm just looking
i'm a fucking honey package
let's see what we got
those should actually work by the way honey packets
yeah i in Saudi Arabia
at the e-sports world cup
i uh... i took this shit called jaguar
part of it
it was like Saudi arabian honey packet
and then what happened
i fucking went off
i was like hey, one v three in teams and shit
bro i took uh... i tried a blue shoe one time
it was hard
I was bricked up, but the issue is like when I came bro both my eardrums fucking blew open and I had a migraine for like a
Whole day
Like both my ears boop. I swear to God bro. It went
In both my ears, and I feel like I got concussed by a flash bang
Never took that shit again. I don't wait right in front of us right in front of us. They're BDS. They're BDS
They're going up under the hill. They don't know they don't know
Well, they definitely know they're all looking for sure
did you pop a honey? did you pop a honey? I popped a honey, I popped a honey
I killed one, this doesn't go it does
yeah, you can back up at the safe zone if you want bro
nah, that's posting shit
we gotta go up the mountain
wait, we killed one, we killed one, we killed one
no, I've seen both of them move
no, but we killed one, I'm literally looking at one dead right now
I
Can't third-party they literally just got third-party. I'm not even kidding. This is good for us
fuck, fuck to me, fuck to me
This is really not good, I'm like probably working out.
I'm trying to take their height.
I'm running up on the right guy.
I'm fucked.
I thought I'm dead.
I don't know what the fuck the hell it is.
Oh, it's the blood of...
Really?
Can I get down the hill?
The walls.
I don't know.
I gotta get off this one.
Are you smoking for us? Let's bank, let's bank.
Well, let's make it a base up the hill. I'm smoking for us.
What base up the hill? My van shack?
No, no, no, no, we're gonna set it up up here up this hill.
I think we just go down in the tunnels up here.
No, that's not supposed to be shit, fuck all that shit.
No, we go down the tunnels and we set up a base closer.
We don't want to be this far away from them, no?
No, this is good.
I'll get that down there.
They have a Transylvanian Mountain.
This isn't them.
Right here.
They're very far from this.
I see them.
They're behind this shit shack.
Yeah, yeah, I see that.
I think I got one of the kids.
one of the kids. Hey, let's go back. Let's go back. So, let's come on me. You with both
bodies? One of them died. I think you killed one of them. I mean, I would have won. I would
have won. I would have. I mean, there should have been two. No, you won. No, I would have
my guy, but I don't. Yeah, I would have one of me. There was two. One of them
is naked that one of the bodies is naked yeah I'm setting up right here cover me
fucking and one of them is running bucket
they're covering me where I am
you're gonna get flanked soon on me
you all?
yeah
come on
come to me
I can't
I can't
you dead?
yeah here they're on me
busy the fishy
wait, he's with them?
yeah dude you're at the level 2 now
the level to know a lot of kids I don't know how to back
I build I'm betting you I don't think physical with them he's with
fetus no I don't know how the fuck anyone is he's with fetus you should not be
with them they're still shooting at each other he's gonna come over the mountain
do you I'm back I'm back in my now fuck I'm just one man I guess you got a better
here I'm gonna have an extra Tommy kid for you but that's about it
like he just didn't have a fucking crib and get all the low-grade in shame
cloth they can't make mess how are you doing there by yourself I thought you
were right behind me I didn't know you were on my life
I was just sitting there down on the probably door camping right now I don't
think that guy's with them they were shooting at each other yeah they're not
with each other but they're probably like
Yeah, I really hope they're not going to be camping.
Yeah, we should for a match at your base.
That's what we need.
Nah.
You want to attack Ellie?
I'll bring him.
I'll bring him.
Well, attack Ellie means like get caught, low grade, middle fries, you beat.
If you do that, we're straight.
Yeah, I'll drop it off for right that curb.
I'll wait for you then.
five
Yeah, my girl got third party, huh?
bring like an extra stuff for yourself too though
give a bed in here yeah?
okay so it's my girls group
some of the backpacks, man.
We literally placed a crib between them and that fishy guy.
Yeah, we're gonna fuck them all.
We're gonna fuck them all, bro.
How the fuck that guy got there?
I'll tell you how he got there. You gotta always assume you're being flanked by these pros.
That's the only way they can kill you is if they fucking flank you to the weak side.
I get used to putting walls like all around you like I roam with like if I'm running a can vanilla
I run my least 12 walls, bro
They're fighting on the house
Oh god what I
could I could go deeper wait are you in shock yeah fuck they're probably trying to get my
body brother is this you yeah oh bro bro bro I thought oh my god I was freaking out
I thought the fucking CIA was coming for my ass.
Holy shit, that's you, my god.
Docking, choking, naughty boy, naughty, naughty boy,
docking, naughty, naughty boy.
E.B., I'm one of the best in the game, baby.
I thought I was trying to look for my body.
Fuck.
I was tucked in on the mountain,
and I could like go up and go down.
that they care
the body's gone bro
and i killed him
i banked that shit let's go fuck this guy
knocking was somewhere behind me
who is that bro? that's my girl for sure
I'm gonna hit you from the left.
Yo, yo, don't come up south of the base yet.
Let them pass to the base, and then you have a flank on them.
All right.
You're baiting me now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's one.
I think there's three of them up there.
Oh, what did I just say?
Let them run past the base.
There's three of them.
I know there's just one.
You killed one?
I thought there was one.
I think I killed one.
I'll combat log it though.
I'm already back in though, I think it's one.
Uh, you have another 8k?
Yeah.
Push up there, dead.
Wait for them to push, wait for them to push.
I'll tell you when.
All right, they're gonna Q soon.
I'm gonna flank from my left,
from behind me as well.
They're not with him, okay, good.
Are you dead?
No.
Okay, good.
Playing distance, playing smart.
I'm gonna just wait bro. There's nothing else I can do. I'm not winning that range
They're trying to push up now. Okay. Okay. Wait wait wait just wait
This way I'll tell you one
But this a kicker behind okay, I'm gonna I'm getting third party by another party
There's one in front of me just wait just wait. I know just wait once can't be my door
Going left now
You probably get this down the left
I know, get this guy.
I need help, man.
I'm dead.
Come on, back in.
Good job, baby.
we're holding for you nice make it in here where's the cloth
no you dead three close front doors yeah oh my god we must got deep you got
your body though in the bag it's just gone you didn't bring enough cloth
I
Well, it's impossible to fight fucking six man's like what the fuck you just have to isolate 1v1s. It's how you learn
No, that's possible
Like suffocate you like you should running in that's why you gotta like turn their aggression towards them versus them
The walls are so broken
And they're just revealing for me to come out. There's one on top
I'm pulling up from behind 15 bullets and an MP5. Okay engage first time. They don't know
Okay
I should have won so bad, so bad.
You're done?
No.
There's one up the hill here I made.
Fuck.
I'm coming back in.
I don't have to do this next time.
Oh, no I'm not.
You're done?
Yeah.
I had nothing.
I had nothing.
I hit my MP5.
It's busy up top.
Yeah, but but but
Fucked my AK fall out. Yeah, dude. Fuck that's so bad
We need more cloth too
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna build a big ass time from the base and hit him I do
On the dark
Fucking nine of them
I'm better off just fucking putting my hard work to fucking building a tower to just bomb
all the base as soon as raid hour is open I'm naked I'm gonna wait for them in these
bushes bro they're gonna come back same way they came we got busy up here up the hill
You're gonna have to take care of them, I'm gonna wait.
I don't have a gun, but I'll go look.
Okay, you want to shoot some shots to bait them?
I don't have any shots.
Take a run.
39 now.
I have a silencer in the bush.
I'm going to wait.
I
This is bathing he's not running home. He's outside of one it with a guy. I know he's outside the base with a gun
He's bathing
That's if I'm 95
I threw up on the rocks up here
I took your mom
I got it I got it
Yo daddy nipped him in the sub. King of Slaves in the sub, thank you.
Hey, what's up guys, thank you chat. Morning chat, warning. How you guys doing?
Morning everybody.
They ran north so they live somewhere north.
Son, they live in the transfer.
Dude, I'm going to bush for the silencer, dude.
I'm going to pop off.
I'm going to pop off.
off.
Where's Peanut?
He's coming up behind us.
It's not good
Thank you session Tommy
Okay, it's far up the hill behind us where are they back to their base
I'm gonna fucking push do they keep getting up there like what what are they I think they might take train tunnels
I think they're taking train tunnels. They're going down in tunnels and coming up behind us
They keep getting on the mountain behind us
I
What did you think of arc writers?
Well, I think me and peanut good. What do we play we can watch paint dry and it'd be fun
I'm playing games with a guy like peanut is genuinely fucking like we get legit set there and
and stroke our cocks and it would be funny.
Me and Piedot could go to jail, it would be funny.
You
As behind me they're gonna come
That's behind me. Bro, bro, shoot some guns.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. What's the next one, guys?
I don't know they're coming dude.
I'm going for them.
I'm going to blow my hat attack out of you.
I'm going to go for them.
You just said mine is 2250 but I just fucking locked him.
He's fucking creeping on me.
You just watched me lock my fucking garage, bro.
This guy's a freak.
Oh, they're farming.
They're farming on me.
He's got flank cameras.
He's got flank cameras.
They're on me.
Farming.
Farming.
Farming, what?
I'm coming up.
I'm coming up.
I'm coming up.
I'm coming up.
I'm coming up.
I'm coming up.
I'm coming up.
I'm coming up.
I'm coming up.
I'm coming, I'm coming, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What are we doing right here? Where'd they go?
They're up the hill, they're up the hill shooting
on our crib.
No? Is that Fizzy?
Oh, that's not, that's not my king right now.
Fizzy's coming up top, up here.
I'm not worried about Fizzy though.
Yeah, I'm coming down here.
Oh, I see what they're building.
I want to know who I killed with the mp5, I legit had 16 bullets and hit all of them,
last bullet headshot.
I
Sit there running idea running 80. It's awesome
All this zombie they saw me they found me I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
I'll get the fucks old soldier
I'll get the fucks old soldier
He's so loud
Is he on the wall?
Yeah
One more
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead
Double the hazmat
What are you gonna do?
Fuck
Bring cloth over I think yeah
Oh
You didn't yeah, I've been crafting some
What are we doing I didn't I didn't bring enough oh you brought like you 100 club we got like 80k brother
Yeah meds we could we could pick some yeah, three bandages give me three bandies
I'm not full on 70. Yeah, let's go back on fucking
I'm only 80 health.
Fuck these guys.
I popped a max health key and I'm only 80 health.
What the hell, why does Tapa look like that dude?
He was so skinny.
Oh no, they're growing and hampin' these bushes.
Look in the bushes, they have a hidden operation.
You could probably call the feds on their shit.
Could, we definitely could.
I'm no snitch though.
They're here.
Hey, you were talking to me?
Yeah.
I'm in the roof.
They're just sitting in the roof.
They're just waiting out.
I'm gonna crawl away.
This stacking guy just keeps riding everywhere I go.
Yeah, he gets on with them.
Oh, he is.
no it's not he's i promise he's not with him
uh... he is
hundred percent
he's been pulling up the whole time
he's the one that came with the attack chopper with jukebox
he joined them
no way
yaka's with them
yeah i mean he's been roaming with them he was with jukebox
oh fuck
they both pulled up in the helicopter on me
they've been playing together
oh they got a team
all the time
can you bring the attack out of our main so we can bring kits over
we need to bring like meds, we need meds
smoke's pretty good too
what am i missing over there chat, farmer
Yeah, I like followed your same path and this guy's just riding in a bush for me. That's good
And we're gonna call it damn we're poor damn damn damn we're poor chat. You're a poor
And raise the main case for you
Have you lost this today boys heavy heavy losses shot
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I
Honestly, the one thing that helps me fight these guys is the fact that I have pure healing
teeth, like an instant like, re-heal for extra like, free frags.
That's the only reason why like, I win.
Like, I don't have that, it's a very slim chance I win.
Tees like, tees go crazy.
I know.
What the hell?
I
Bro, how's
I
Chat I have a question to ask if I went to jail
And I need your money to get bailed out and I'd pay it back
Would you guys like I your friend that you were talking about that screams it to the world?
He might be in the server
Do what we'll chat what what was what who's my friend?
One you grew up with back in the day that would like scream it to the world
I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, they're saying to fill them up. I don't want to get filled in global
What are you saying bro? I don't know. I don't know
What's that say have you seen this fucking airport? No fucking creepy shit, man
This is creepy shit, man. You're into some weird fuck-up stuff. What are you talking about dude?
Dude, it's fucking freaky dude. You don't come pick me up man. Come pick me up
The hell this is brought up. I got a bag. Coco. Wait, do you have a bag? That's not cool down. We got a bag of
That who I got to show them this
You gotta see this
Come pick me up. No, just have one. No, dude. I have everything we need on I don't
Okay, oh if we come over here with our gear it's fucked. He's giving you an insta bag. Oh, no, just come pick me up and find me, dude
I'll bring him over in a second actually. What are you talking about?
I want to go get my AK my L9. There's an airport with a lot of mannequins. What is he talking about?
40 mannequins
Probably flying over. I'm just flying over bro. I'm just flying over with what? Oh, yeah, we got minis
What is he saying?
in online again
It's an airport you should be following the land here honestly I'm coming line at the base
This is an airport though, bro
There definitely is a good we should leave it as bait
At that that's acting guys like I don't know you might be a full blown terrorist
Bro, he's freaking out, he's definitely gonna try to steal it.
Bro, what is he fucking saying, bro?
Bro
Have you seen I'm legend. Yeah. Yeah, we will Smith he's like in the store with all the mannequins and shit
Yeah, that's what it's like. That's what it's like
I
Come in what's good?
Can you bring me a close I didn't bring like I have a hazmat
Oh, yeah
Yeah
I actually
Good
We just died. Oh, let's fight them. It's good
Yeah, yeah, we'll check that out here here here in front of the base heads ammo the walls
we believe it or not later dude let's get this show let's go no helmet maybe in base
Yeah, I'm better off chosen has you know there should be it I should be
Like I want daddy's in the sub thank you dude. Thank you
How's it up? Oh my knock are we made of any a chat?
it's probably like that for something.
I'm looking.
Is he running jumping with a big bag in front of me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think
We had to bait him further away from the house. Yeah, we do
They might be farming like they might have went towards a couple they just keep ratting me every time
I go to like every time they let you pass and then just kill me
One ends one end just run back with the kid we can sandwich them when they're running with your body
They're actually ready. They are ready. They are ready. My god. They're just waiting the bushes
What the fucking shit
I don't really care about lose. I know I'm gonna lose chat but they're just playing like
weirdos. The walls. It's rough. Is the door capping?
and
they're watching us they're watching our base
and we should just grab everything, fuck them
they can't rate it
they can't rate it
but it doesn't really matter, they can rate it only at 2pm
and it's fucking freaks are watching the bush is that me do what a bunch of
fucking freaks
watching from their base
and if i pretend stupid although push up
it is i don't see him
but i thought it seemed
Yeah, they're A came to bait us over. They probably got a guy posted up. We have no walls, so that's the thing.
Yeah, no, I'm just farming the fucking double-ray base, and then just hit him, I do.
Looks like Mr. Dawkin is scared.
I'm running the ones on Jemma.
5v2 hiding in a bush, waiting for us to come?
Mr. Dawkin.
I didn't expect you to be like this, Bubba.
I don't really much I can do that on any walls.
Who's fighting right now?
Are we still even on the main card?
Oh my god.
I gotta watch this one more time.
the
the
wall
outside
That's at the base right now.
walls
you got slammed you fuck away
I don't even think it would be like
I would need like a fucking binelig
I killed one, yeah.
I'm gonna take the mini!
Yeah, they take the mini to try to bait me.
You good?
Yep, I mean I can spawn there. I was just hitting the nose.
There's not really much we can do with this one.
Hmm, thank you for the mini.
Thank you, good sir, thank you.
Open that door, Coco.
Open that door.
You know you want to open that door.
Nice bait.
Is it going to be one on my right or above me?
And then one on my left.
I know Dacken's probably above me.
Or a pro's above me with a double burrow.
And there's probably one right here.
Yeah, I know this thing that they're all...
That's why I did that though, because it was in the fourth party.
Now this person though is going to have to move.
Now I'm going to go when the rhythm breaks.
Yeah, almost.
They baited that, unless that was a bait.
Unless that fucking third party was a bait.
And if it was, then my girl called it.
No, that was real, that was real.
I would just obey it.
Now there's one in my left side door.
Oh, at least I just strat.
I
Just come over here bro start pounding these guys with a fucking attack. Oh, hey, what's going on?
Well pound these guys bro it'd be so easy
They're muted
Oh my god, I'm on a wall.
Can I access your pussy, please?
Please.
One of you five door camp.
One more right.
Yup.
One more right.
of the
death of
I got an intel on the event and they're going to be giving us a head start at that Albedo
He's giving us two boxes of sulfur though as well, and it's gonna have like
I'm getting my fucking ass beat out here. You're talking about fucking
Bro, I've been broke. Let's be there. Let's take a day attack Kelly. You find the air fucking attack. I'm the bitch ass
Did you not see the last time I flew the attack? How are you gonna get better? How are you gonna get better?
I'm not you. I'm not fucking never I'm boots on the ground. I'm boots on the ground
Box the sulfur we can blow their shit down
People upside okay, I'm playing the long game playing the long game
If you bought my moves you're making fucking shit. I'm gonna my ass be I'm fucking the bar ball BBB big baller brand
I raise it I got right outside 850
I
Have a mind bro
Fizzy
What kind of information man, I did I did I need heels any heels
That's five of them five of them
I'm going to be picking up there's four more though for more yeah nice trying to run they're
freaking out yeah yeah yeah you always you keep going back to the girls there I mean
bro what else are we gonna do like it's fun like I know I'm gonna lose it's a
5b 5b 1 5b 2
yeah it's just fun channel biggie it's just fun I'm gonna play for busy
I might have to call a playdate.
I'm dead.
They're just fucking watching the door.
Our door's open.
Be careful.
I might get pure healing to you.
That's like the only way I can like kill them, because I need like to reset.
factor I can't beat them like head-on chat we gotta get those pure healing
teasing pop off
you want to get in here with like a DB I'm gonna fly over if you're spawning
with a DB we can kill this guy he's right in the air lock negative we can kill him
right now hey this is how I felt when I fucking asked you to come you fucking
bitch bro I got us two boxes of sulfur you getting two boxes of sulfur
brother I open this door and go for this no you're gonna die
close it I think they got the chair I'm gonna get your healing case
you got the body that is going to get nothing off me
yeah we definitely need a roof of the good door campus
Why does he keep saying minus $25?
Why does he keep saying that?
The deputy of this kicks up. Are you over dig-
Are you digging to the side of Sims because you don't use over used bandage when you use Sims?
No, it's not that. I just think there's a time of banter, there's a time of med. And when you're like outnumbered and people are keying you and they have better tech gear than you, the only thing you can really do is by using your freshening against them.
That's really the only move you really have.
Because you need your HP higher, otherwise he's going to key you and stack on you.
So the window of opportunity that you really only have to fight a group that has more gear and is stronger,
and they have more numbers is you got to go aggressive.
Yeah, I wish I had a backpack in here.
Yeah, we're doing a USC watch along in the discord board if you guys want to join up.
Yeah, these peer shielding keys are everything.
Yeah, oh, I have one here, nice.
this way I can be like aggressive and heal like I'm comfortable like taking
fights
I'm happy to the rest of the team of I mean it's late yo derpy the troll if I
get his thumbs on kick thank you thank you derpy thank you W's thank you
derpy I appreciate that so much thank you guys today we had two thousand
something on kick 9,000 subs on twitch on fucking believable guys thank you so
much everybody thank you so much hey boss have you seen the retard pole it
looks weird
I'm not gonna read bro I mean it's a retard pole for a reason ain't it
You know what time base train actually started mouthing off to me is when he realized he
wasn't going to be a penis team.
He was silent as a fucking mouse until like the next wife happened and his ass wasn't
included by peanut.
Like it was just a weird ass thing like dude and he was trying to say like I was
being fake dude I was just being professional like I didn't want to like
introduce I actually didn't want to introduce a bunch of like viewers cuz I
saw I saw that I was getting subs and I was like you know man I'm gonna let him
I'm gonna let him hustle and shit dude like fuck it like I'm not gonna like start
this drama and stuff like but it let him get his bag and I saw him on on X on
Twitter talk about how he was able to pay his rent and shit and I was like
well I don't want to villainize him in front of it but then he did the
exact same thing to me like you did exactly the same you did exactly
to me. That's what started all of this.
We had drama previously, but I didn't bring it up. I even gave him his cut at
Dintide Chat. I was like, dude, bass frets are a very good builder.
And I was like, this is a very nice bass.
But then he brought up like scandals and fucking allegations of fraud like then you put me in a position where I gotta defend myself, man.
What are we doing?
I'm not gonna just defend myself, I'm gonna swing punches back too.
Game is game.
Very stupid. You can see why he's like such a, a shitty streamer and a bad businessman because he just thinks with his ego.
A smart man would have just played nice and professional and just...
Fies would have been all good, but the second he didn't get what he wanted with Peanuts Cloud, like, he just...
...purned it to a child.
I will say this thorough brought up people's true intentions and how they act in real life.
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
the way
Why is he playing victim when he accused me of allegations and tried to villainize me
to a new community?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Is he really playing victim here?
Nobody?
No.
No, not a single punch was done until you threw the first punch, bro.
Don't play victim.
What the hell? Don't play victim there.
We have so many pieces of that, like everything except for pants. We have no pants in here.
Well
Hey stairs he tried to eat a ginger and he got shut down dude
He does that on these servers too like he like tries to like
Like when he does it like ironically, but he like actually tries to risk people up and like eat a art
It's weird like he's a he's a creepy guy bro
I brought back a bunch of max health as well
I
Broly how old is base trade?
Well, there's no way it's 37 years old
There's no there's no ways 37 years old bro my god
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm not even gonna say nothing bro.
Oh my god.
I
Nothing to say really and do what the fuck
What the fuck
Oh my god
I
Another wrong being 37 37 acting like that like that's not even like
This clip
I thought he's up.
Oh, fuck.
That's... oh my god.
Well, Sim got to join back up with our squad, bro.
Leave the team, bro.
What's going on, man?
What are you doing?
Well, we got to save Symphony, bro.
We got to save this guy, man.
What are we doing here, Sim?
What?
No, don't be there to fire yourselves on kick.
Thank you, dude. That is just...
And then the audacity.
He tries to say that I'm like a clown goblin.
Brother, we've had 10 Rust events with a PG-13 community and I never change my ways.
I'm the same motherfucker I am that I've always been.
I'm unapologetically myself.
Like if I were to try to fit in and be a clown goblin,
I'd be more, I'd be like him if anything.
Let's be real here, let's call it a spade of spades, man.
So, Chloe, you should have seen Bay Shredder in the first slide anytime, so excuse me,
Mr. Peanut.
Yeah, I remember, I completely remember.
It's funny because all these people, like, tried to, they keep me from Peanut?
Like, Mendo admitted this on X-Sing, like he warned Peanut not to invite me to the
server and that I was warned.
That's probably how I was invited and then I was removed because I was actually invited initially and I was banned
But it's funny how like
The same people that try to gate keep me from Pina and like put bad images of like thoughts of M of me in his head
Are like now getting shit on it's kind of crazy
I got it should even be like this. I don't know what we're doing here.
and i feel like that's the reason why peanut like
is that we initially invited me is because he was like i want to see
the music
so i've heard so much about this guy
the very thing that these people were terrified of ended up happening where
we like linked up in rust
it's funny how that works as a check
that's probably
that's probably why
I
Your beast bro fun fights brother
Yeah, what's with the door kept in the bush camping drew bar what the hell is that shit?
Okay, what we find fucking hiding in bushes when you got the numbers
No, doc. Yeah, I he's mad. I got I fucking shit on him three times
I thought that pussy to come out and get fucking smoked
What's up, jukebox?
It really is a jealousy thing man, so sad to see good
Menno keeps talking about how it was proof of me rigging the event. He keeps saying there's look at the kickbox
It's all documented. He also tried to lie and said I have nothing to do with the posts the the manifest post. That's bullshit
That's bullshit. Yes. Who made it his girlfriend? I
Saw that I saw the I saw the hyperlink. I also have the I also know the discord that they were in when they were making it
He tried to lie and said, I was a community made post.
That's why his girlfriend made that post with him.
No, here's the thing, like drama is drama, whatever.
Like when you are accusing me of embezzlement and fraud and racketeering like I absolutely and like I explain this
To the admins that wanted the drama to cease fire
When you have a group accusing someone of an illegal activity and spreading it on their platform
What am I exactly to do here?
What am I exactly to do here man?
So basically, for context, this goes back a long time, but I hosted an event, a hundred
thousand dollar event with fancy orb and kick and face punch, and we put together a tournament
and blah blah blah, it happened and then I got accused of trying to rig it.
Even though I never won, I got accused of trying to rig it.
And then after that, months later, if you looked on the website, it says like 94 out of 100k
of the prize pool paid.
And Baystrade went on his stream like 10 days ago, and he accused me of taking $7,000 from
the prize pool and choosing to not give it to the winners and go to Las Vegas with
it.
There hasn't been a the real reason I'm just gonna blow a lot of people's mind
Some streamers are so fucking rich. They don't care about a couple genes. We've contacted them. We emailed them
We messaged them on Twitter. They never claimed their money. They never checked their fucking emails
nothing and
Then I showed screenshots I
Showed screenshots in
Um, my last stream my eight streams ago showing proof
Hey, like I showed a conversation with the amount blacked out say hey
We've emailed you a lot of times
Do you think it got can you send us an email that works or can you see if you got it?
And we ended up paying like nearly everybody out
There's still like six streamers that didn't claim their prize earning monies because they just they don't care. They're too rich
Is Cocoa 247 new? Can you wink it? Might be.
Yeah, I made a Cocoa 247 channel.
Did he delete the VOD, Sergeant?
actually delete the VOD.
the
yes you did a lot
you actually do it a lot
yes yes this is me
but i i made a twenty four seven account it should be up
uh...
Wait, who the fuck is this?
Wait.
I don't know who the fuck this is.
Who the fuck is that?
I think I have a kick bot going over it.
going over it. Hold on.
I can't be bothered to find it. We'll find it later. Fuck it, dude.
Fuck it.
When's the UFC main event, man?
Don't test or don't go to sleep.
fights. Mendo has been spooing nonsense about you in every single big streamer's chat. Yeah, he'll do that.
It's damage control.
You
What's the other drama between you and Mendo?
We were cool like four years ago, but then like I asked him like I felt like he was
being weird and he was like, oh dude, we're totally cool.
confronted him I was like yo you have a problem with me like what's up and he was
like oh we're totally cool do that no problem with you like what why do you
have a problem with me I was like no dude I'm just I thought you were a little
off and then like and then like years later I found out that he said I've
always hated Kogan Abyss's day one
The thing about Mendo is like, I'm not sure, like, I don't even know why we started beefing.
I have no idea why.
But he has like a lot of self-hatred like he's a very bitter person a very negative and bitter human being
And he's a very very like he dangles things on people's like
You'll create leverage on on his friends and dangled in front of them and use it as leverage against them
you
Yeah, no, it's uh
All around this topic it is pretty funny that he talked about me stealing money or whatever
But during kickoff, XUC and X, this isn't on XQC at all
XU is a cool guy
about me stealing money or whatever, but during kickoff, XUC, and this isn't on
XUC at all, XUC is a cool guy, I just think he forgets a lot, whatever. XUC
pledged that he'd send everyone in his team $10,000 USD during kickoff. And
after the event ended, I think Mendo walked away with $90,000 because he
get a drop or a kickoff.
And his teammates were like, hey.
And Swiss was on his team as well.
Swiss also asked, hey, could you ask XUC to send over the 10K?
Like, what's up with that?
And Mendo literally just started sending them
like McDonald's applications.
Like his friends too, like good friends.
and then start saying things like if you messaged me about XUC's payment one more time,
I'm going to delete your crypto address, I'm going to send them.
And here's another photo, and before he tries to lie about this, there's a strength shot.
Day one of Asgumino to the HLX you pay up. If we reach this day two, I'm going to delete
or wallet from the message I sent them. So hopefully I don't see you tomorrow. This is
a friend. He's saying this too. That's a friend.
You're a little drama queen.
I never talk shit. I just speak facts
All this shit I say is never shit talk dude, the people always think it's shit talk, it is just facts man.
Not a bad way you're just giving fuel to the fire.
True, no you're absolutely right, I could just sit here and ignore this and just let people slander my name.
And let people villainize me and demonize me without throwing anything back.
And I have to sit there and take it and let people lie about me and call me a liar or fraud or
Embezzlement or racketeering or rigging, you know
So I got to just sit here while they tell their shit to their platforms like a good boy and
Not say anything to defend myself
That's not how I was raised
You could have stayed away if you felt like this was a Mendo.
So if people don't like me, you're not going to go outside and interact with the
the world.
See, like, you guys are playing devil's advocate, but like, if someone who doesn't like you,
you gotta stay away and just hide, you know?
Now you don't give them power over you if you move on
Nah, you move on if it's just like whatever but if you're like a lot again
You guys are understanding if you're lying about me stealing money investment fraud racketeering. These are
These are very this is very very serious stuff. Well, you guys you guys don't know what you're talking about
Exposure merger ring on your box as a serious allegation that is absolutely slander
how does this stay away from drama when base trades the first one to bring it up
guys
and to be completely fair if there's anything substantial to it you know
police that doesn't matter though
it doesn't know that we're not talking about police are legal stuff
we're talking about people
thinking that i scammed in the best of money i i don't think you guys are like
understanding what
what that does is someone's reputation
in a stand
but it's too late
it is too late
No, no, I never said that I never said that I said he didn't message as you see to help his teammates get paid
Yeah, I get you but at some point you have to see that the viewers experience should be above all everything else. Everything else has to be fixed.
Okay, dude, like everything that you talk about seriously just went out you could have had the cure for cancer
You could have had the cure for cancer in that message and like I'm just not gonna take you seriously like you're just you're just like
Fuck off like what are you all about dude like?
I
Like go until the events finished
Guys
If somebody is throwing fucking shit at your business, are you gonna just wait till they stop or are you gonna fucking do something to stop them?
If somebody is like looking outside with pounds of dog shit just fucking throwing it at your fucking business
Right, what are you gonna do? You're gonna fucking just wait till they stop or you're gonna do something?
All right, so what you're asking me to do it by saying ignore it
It is the same equivalent of just letting someone continuously throw shit at my business
Yeah, they're gonna wake up a dog shit all over your fucking business you got to do something
It is no ignoring like we got to talk about this
This is absolutely what we got to talk about guys
It's gonna continuously be brought up because they keep doubling tripling when toppling down and then that leads their chatters are coming
year and then it keeps this is why this is what it is this is the game you know
why they did this right they did this because they hated that where we were
going they hated the trajectory they hated the growth like this was an
attack a targeted attack on my name and my brand
And it's exactly why they've done it before.
It is not that deep, Coco.
Wait, how do you know, Chins? Wait, how do you know?
I
Didn't watch base first one. I knew about coke. I gotta say cocoa. Maybe stay I felt weird
Dude, I when we're playing with peanut for the first time and base shirt just happened to live with him as well
because he's building a vase because we all know why.
Base trade kept saying that Coco hates me.
Like he brought it up like 30, 40 times that first wipe
and I just kept ignoring it.
But he kept telling Peanut like Coco hates me.
Coco hates me. Yeah, dude, Coco hates me.
You know, like instead of saying I hate Coco, he kept trying to
like I don't know and peanut just like brushed it off every time.
Let's welcome Blue Dream.
for Pina interacted with you.
There are several people that came to us
that not to trust you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here's the thing about people.
Is people that try to like villainize someone
to someone that didn't even meet them,
they're probably the bad person.
The thing about bad people
is they reveal themselves very quickly.
Anyone that tries to like continuously
villainize somebody over and over and over again
is actually the bad person.
I'll tell you something though, Chad.
And remember I said this during this day, there's some sick fucking shit out there.
There's some fucking shit, fucking people out there.
Just remember the truth will always come out.
And when the truth finally comes out,
remember this conversation.
God will reveal the demons on earth.
Remember I said this.
I said this. But eventually all the dominoes will fall and there will be people in this
industry, people that I have always been against, their names will come out.
Remember I said this.
It could be a year from now, it could be two years from now, it could be three to four
years from now.
but I don't come.
There's a reason why I hate some people with the intensity that I do.
But there's a big reason.
I'll be sitting here just like 50 cent.
of
those fucking fight socks was watching this you'll see fight shot
What about a chair in a fireplace here you can sit with angry thoughts and meditate in game
Yeah, should we do that without
You know, should we set that up and smoke another joint? You'll baby. Can you give me another joint?
Yeah, the heavyweight division fucking sucks the USC bro. It's just a bunch of fucking fat middleweights, bro
Like my god, what happened to this fucking company?
What happened to this fucking company, bro? My god
Cut the fucking heavyweight division
This is just terrible
I'm telling you bro like the bro imagine if the UFC were paying the heavyweight guys
would they pay the fuck fuck fucking NBA and the NFL guys like the UFC heavyweight division
is so fucking ass it is fucking garbage it is garbanzo beans bro like it's
We need like actual heavyweight athletes man like none of this like what are we doing here, man?
This show? No, bro. I ain't show.
Now my favorite division right now like I don't know I'm kind of torn between the Bantamweight
division, the lightweight division, and the welterweight division. Those are like
those are like my favorite divisions right now. Like bro, look at the welterweight
division, bro. Like look at this.
Like dude.
But
Well
You got motherfucking JD Islam JDM Gary Michael Morales Balal
Carlos practice Sean Brady come on bro. You got Kamaru Uspin in number seven Leon Edwards Joaquin Buckley
Bro, this is a they call Michael bit impatient number 12. Oh, this is a murderous row
this is a murderer's role right here man this is that's like fucking killing
anyone in this top 10 will become the champion Bellator is some shit all these
guys like any one of these guys that would run the Bellator to like the
military division and just fuck everybody up
why was getting like a bit of it i mean you got justin's gonna retire soon
all those in a retired max in a retired
you got
i mean we got new
good new blood i get i mean
then hookers in a retired soon
then uh... we got
michael chan retire so yeah this entire division to be so different
but you got like just since gone
out there is going to be in the park in sport for a long time chat this guy just
got a richard milley fucking sponsorship he's gone
but i think that he's he's probably in a dip suit
but he's probably to do like two more one more defense
and he's a pro box and he's done like why fight
but realistically like
i don't get
it's terrible for you
like we're doing if you're rich are you like do you want to wait cut and fucking
get injured all the time and fight you know what i mean
fuck no that's why you
you've that's what you fight for
so you get rich
and then you just
leave like
the type one of you got like
a terrible injury
like i i i i i from your previous like when you used to work out
man like
can you imagine what these guys go through like they probably all got like
chronic arthritis like
uh... bucket bunch of joints are fucked their knees are shot like
well get out of there
to put out the sport
make your money in dip
silly what is this
I'm not sure.
Is that your base, baby?
You guys cringing too?
Oh man, oh man, what's going on? What are we doing here?
Oh
Oh
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
My god
I
Wait bro, she's cringing too
I
Actually want to just like go for a walk
Okay, you guys see what you're seeing and feeling that is what the girls at the bar when you try to talk and spit game to them
Feel you understand what I'm saying chat
Like I'm not even kidding that is how some of you fucking come off at the fucking bar
All right, I'm not even playing with you. I mean some of you guys
Bro, I'm smooth as fuck
that's my girl talking shit
the
What the fuck was that?
the fuck was that? What the fuck? I just killed my whole high. Why do I not follow
I don't know, Jen, the hell?
Why does it like, do you guys like get unfollowed
from people on Twitch?
Like what the fuck is that?
Why does that happen?
Jen and you are low-key best friends, you don't know.
dude it's been a meme where like I hate Jen or she like creeps me out
I'm not kidding bro like Jennifer told me like
dude I saw you at twitchcon when you walk past me and you didn't even like see me
and I was like
yeah that's cuz I fucking didn't why didn't you say hi
and she was like
I don't know like
I felt like I would be bothering you or some shit like that and I was just like
what the fuck dude like
just come talk to me what
Well, I got a lot of love for Jennifer.
What the fuck?
Like, come talk.
Like, why would you not?
I've had so many people in the stream saying, like, oh, dude,
like, I didn't want to come up to you because I was scared.
Or like, I didn't want to bother you.
Bro, if I'm at TwitchCon, come bother me.
Come talk.
What the fuck?
Come say something.
Good, I'm five foot nine.
I am afraid of Asians.
I mean, you got a mean wrestling face, Coco.
I mean, bro, I probably do because you kind of have to have your head on a swivel in
New York.
What is this?
I
Pull me once with Pearl Harbor not again
Dude, I'm not I'm not even Japanese. What do you mean fool me? What?
You one of those eight like what the hell?
Oh
Which God danger so many predator gooners there yeah
Yeah, no you twitch gun is kind of like I don't know it's definitely like a weird vibe
It's weird because I don't use a face cam
like and then when people like recognize me in real life and they come and say
hi it's like what the hell I don't even use the face cam but then again there's
not a lot of Asians with beards there's not a lot of Asian guys with beards
like I don't know
It's not like you have a beard
Yeah, I got it. I'll show you a face
got a yada yada
I'll show you photos. We took it which car actually we mean the boys we went to Vegas. I'll show you guys some photos
The entire rest not the entire us community but a lot of us so this was
This was the Vegas trip that we apparently took with the $7,000
Apparently, I saw $7,000 and I took a lot of my friend group to Vegas
So it's I guess it's only right to show you guys like the boat is a Vegas
Here it is guys
So, that's us. That's Pico, Sloth, Coop, and Bloover and myself. We're in the party bus
going to the club. This was the view from our room. I booked, we're saying, the Cosmo
on the balcony i booked out five rooms for the boys all the same for
we're all neighbors
it was fucking sick
it was fucking sick this is the view for our balcony
how many people did you go with twenty five deep
this is the photo of all of us
this is an ardo jay telly's
well in
uh... click rustic pot bintz and smg
winnie
Bloomer, Blue, Spoon Kid, Myself, Wally, Sloth, Pick, Coop,
Sakes, Gaba, Throat, Sebastian.
That's me right there.
And then this is Gaba.
Well, actually, this is Gaba, FaceTime-ing us.
Getting his fit for the club.
And then this is my boy Gaba at the club getting his first ever kiss.
And guess who fucking wingman them?
Coco fucking be we got a club table.
I was like, I want you to meet the man ahead.
I had hard show the table.
It's my boy Gaba.
He paid for this table.
Would you want to drink with him?
And she gave him a fucking kiss on the cheek and he kicked it with it the whole night
Yeah, we're alive I'm up this guy's a fucking baller
This means food and this is sloth. I don't know what I bought. I bought a halo shirt. This place is awesome. It's so like
Um, what else I showed that
Other photo
Here's the club I put I got the size and prim rose
This be right there. Hold on. Oh
What are we? I didn't make anything. Thank God. Holy shit
This be right there. They're like, what the fuck? It's a primrose. I was like, I was like,
And guess how much money the whole trip cost it? I mean I flew out the boys, I paid for
the rooms, I paid for all the dinners, the club nights, some of the club nights, I paid
for like all the party buses, it came out to 22 grand. Guess how much I made gambling?
23 grand
Profited a G did all that profit of the fucking G guys
First $6,000 and the 20 fucking three thousand dollars or some share maybe it was 26. I don't know I
Paid for all the party buses the club nights dinners drinks
You do all that with the boys you have the memories
Oh dude it was the drugs were like 25 fucking hundred dollars the drugs alone
Was it worth it oh dude
Fucking blast listen people are saying oh, where's the where's the where's the girls listen dude
You must be in high school or some shit the best fun that you will ever have as a grown man
Is just hanging out with the boys good food good vibes good energy a
Lot of fucking drugs and alcohol
When there's girls dudes get weird some get a guy's got a little little offish some guys posture up too much
You know when you're just with the boys. It's
It's unaltered. It's just fucking banter roast everyone's shitting on each other. Everyone's just laughing having a good fucking time
It's the best guy and if you don't know what I'm talking about
Go get you some fucking guy friends because some real guy friends. It's the best
It's like every guy that you add to a group just makes you more of an ape
Makes you more of a fucking monkey. It's like a multiplies
multiplies the monkey I swear to God bro we were so fucking stupid we were so
st- when he when he's MGK right there in the corner
that's a lot of money to do listen bro the entire community met up I wanted
everyone have a good fucking time and a good night.
I was like, fuck it, dude, these memories are priceless.
I tell people, bro, like you wanna be smart,
but you ain't gonna be in your twenties
with your fucking boys ever again.
You could always make more money.
You could always make more money,
but you ain't ever gonna be in your twenties ever again,
bro.
Yeah, one guy at it is like negative 20.
You look like you're 30, bro.
You wanna see what I used to look like
before like when I started streaming?
This shit is crazy.
Bro.
Bro.
What happened, bro?
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
What did what did Russ do?
Not even not even like obviously like you're gonna be more weight added on versus when you're like in your early early 20s
but like the age
The eight and four or five years
The age
Like I don't even look the same goddamn
Like I don't even bro. I look like too fuck bro
I could have committed a fucking crime as this guy and then transformed into this guy and then nobody would fucking know me
You know what I mean like these are two different Asians right here like it doesn't even look like the same motherfucking Asians
That's Alistair by the way
the CEO of face punch
Fucking gig a chat bro. I got got got had the pleasure of having dinner with him
fucking
W fuck God. It was one of my the craziest experience meeting him
Craziest experience. I mean dude it felt like ready player one
It felt like ready player one, you know, I'm talking about when you like you watch a movie when like he beats like the owner of the game
You know that that's what it felt like I played Russ like 12 years ago. I was like when I was 13 years old
I'm fucking 27 now, right?
Or like 15 years old or whatever. Yeah, that's me on the right. We got to have dinner together. It was
27 plus tax dude fuck off, bro
I
Said the girl low key who doesn't like face punch
No, we're waiting we're watching UFC we're waiting for the main event right now guys. That's what we're waiting on
You worried about the state of Rust, Coco?
No.
I think Rust, I genuinely believe that Rust is the best state it's ever been.
Is anyone banned from kickoff? Nope. Not a single person is banned from kickoff.
kickoff, June 11th to the 14th. It's gonna be a $100,000 event. There's gonna be exclusive
drops. Also, you'll be able to claim my drop as yes. Kick.com slash Kogunate B. It'll be
exclusively on kick, four-day event, 10 teams, 15 players each team. It's gonna be a crazy
event you'll be able to get all 10 drops as well so June 11th to the 14th guys
pick.com slash coconut bee yeah more drops guys more drops it's gonna be next
month
is this your first official drop no I've had several
Good night, Coco. Enjoy the fight. Bro, you gotta stay up and watch the fight.
How are the team chosen? Um, it's gonna be, well, the Cap'n's choose the team and fill
them out. There's like criteria for the teams. Bro, they're fighting us in the morning
I guess I'm in the morning because it's fucking
with the captain's
i can't reveal that
you still could say something wrote it
me symphony rogue and it and design full is gonna be my fps pros
who are they i can't reveal the captain's yet did
but it will say
you know most of these sorts of five of the southern thank you what he was on
okay
only that one okay
but you've been part of your the main focus of travel in your twenties as
european
balance
one of the
objectively speaking
may think about it you want to go like as in rust you want to go to oil
rig wet as soon as possible so you can get here three
Or do you want to fucking like RP in the Rust town and farm nothing?
You know, objectively, like you're going to hit your destination.
But like, I feel like in your twenties is when you actually have the most mana,
but also you're probably the most delusional.
And that's also like a weapon in itself, you know, that delusion is very powerful.
When you get older, life humbles you more and more.
And some people break and some people thrive,
But you absolutely get more humbled as life goes on and I think that's a scary thing to have.
Like both sides are a double-edged sword, but realistically, being delusional and having all that mana and energy in your 20s
can lead to very, very extremely volatile and high scalable operations or business endeavors.
So realistically like do you should you party in your 20s and just fuck off?
I don't think so. I think balance is everything like I'd say you want to be
80% career driven or like what you want to go for and 20% partying. If it's 50-50
you're never gonna make it.
I
Like
Like could you make it in your 30s? Absolutely could you make it in your 40s? Absolutely your 50s absolutely your 60s
But it gets like it compounds bro. It gets harder and harder and harder
It gets harder and harder and harder
I don't know what I'm going on about, but I'm just high.
Fuck trying to make it, I'm just trying to be a happy dog.
And exactly, and there it is, like life is all about chasing what makes you happy, but
So chasing nothing but happiness is also a way to fall hard, you know what I mean?
Chasing nothing but happiness is just like dopamine maxing.
That's how you become very impulsive and do very extremely impulsive things and short-handed
decisions that don't really focus on your future.
I'd say the pursuit of happiness is actually the pursuit of a balanced life.
Being choosing to be happy all the time is why people get hooked on drugs or
substances or alcohol, because they want to feel that happiness.
The pursuit of happiness should actually just be a balanced life.
That's my opinion though.
That is exactly why some like men will abuse and beat their family and beat their kid and
have a bad connection with their children.
That is a last-generational, like, two-generational thought.
That is exactly why people become alcoholics and start beating their fucking kids.
Stoicism is a very important, is a very lost trait in a lot of men, especially when it
comes to, like, stoicism of, like, victimization.
But I believe that you need to keep yourself in check and be critically aware of where
you're at, because if you're not taking care of yourself, how are you going to take care
of other people?
You gotta be aware of when to push on the brakes and when to put it gas when you've got the juice. You got the fucking juice and
But like awareness and like knowing when to go hard and when to like kind of settle back is everything because it's a marathon not a race
I love when I fart and it hits my G-spot and it gives me half of what you know what
You just ruined this entire like
You just ruined this entire talk you just
Go to sleep you fucking weirdo it's seven in the fucking morning
Get the fuck out of here with your fucking G-spot, you fucking dumbass.
I've tried to find my G-spot, it just felt like a finger in my ass, I stopped, I never
did it again.
I tried, I actually tried dude, I was like dude, is this meta?
I was like, I was like, is this meta?
And I was like, no, no, it is not meta.
That's, that is not meta at all.
And it is not new tech.
It's not like very farming.
It was terrible.
It just felt like I had something in my ass.
I was like, ah, I'm done, bro.
That hurt.
No, I'm a very open-minded guy.
You gave up too quick.
Well, it is what it is.
I
Did you question your sexuality after no, I mean like
It ain't gay to finger my own ass
That's not gay. It's gay to get fucked in the ass by a guy
Like, that's gay.
Yeah, it's like saying it's gay to jerk off.
Okay, then it's gay to suck yourself off.
Type what if you tried. Type what if you tried. Don't fucking lie.
No, you dare lie right now.
God is watching
All right, see
See
Why do all the ghosts have to be scary?
Why is there no ghost with personality or humor?
Why do they all have to be demonic and fucked up?
Why isn't they like, like, no, but like,
Casper like, your sons are the gifts of thank you, dude.
Man, I'm so good.
when is this main fight happening guys I'm cooked
oh my god someone lied saying it's in two hours
it was fucking four hours ago man
holy shit dude I got lied to
so hard till I'd stay up I'm not getting off until it's there here dude I gotta
watch this fight
especially with discord if you guys want to watch
what happened
hang out with the boys and spend quality time you know like I brought up to my
guy friends hey you guys want to get fucked up and go golfing bro I got
shit on they all started making fun of me like as a matter of fact they made
fun of me the whole day like how's that not a bad idea they made fun of me
so much I got actually got mad at one point I'm like bro what's wrong with
golfing? What's wrong with golfing? Sounds like a great idea. Stick an Xbox 360 controller
with vibration in your ass and put the last level of pay vote. What? That is way better
than golfing you know what are you fucking what are you saying what what is
this guy fucking odd about
wait let me give you VIP so I can like see your name
level three huh I used to do that with a PS2 on my dick when I was like a kid
I also used to microwave banana peels.
I'd get a banana and I'd peel the banana and put the...
And then I'd microwave the banana peel for like 20 seconds.
I'd use it as a pocket pussy.
And then I would eat the banana after.
Not the banana peel though.
but now I feel like I've gone to bed.
I
Enjoy your banana
That I want that peanut let's see
But I feel like my cock would just like I mean my cock is the peanut is like
I wish I had a peanut in my room right now
Like if I see how small it is I
Wonder how many peanuts I need I got lotion on my shit go to bed, bro
Go to bed
God, how guys do I do I call it or go to sleep? What do I do?
All right, good night. See you later Coco. See you later peanut
Good night peanut my sweet pee
My sweet peanut
my sweet wait who do we dick
Do I take it as metal?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Like, you know.
Yeah, uh-uh.
Like-
Ha ha, fuck you fucking pussy.
Go and fucking cover your fucking-
Go and fucking cover your fucking peanut ass.
Now hold on, I ain't done.
I ain't fucking done.
Yeah, I'm gonna-
but i was going to google a fucking giant cock i'm really glad i didn't
fucking google a giant fucking cock
i don't need another one
I need any music.
fuck you pussy
But why is it so skinny?
No, the ball dimension doesn't look right with the shaft.
Whatever.
Some black guys have purple bakes.
I've seen it in the locker rooms.
It's like black and purple.
I'm never...
Yeah.
that's fine
hmm
this is, I don't know
You
I
Fucking pussy take those dogs you fucking Peter bitch
Yeah, it's a little pita dick you a pita little fucking pita cock
You know, yeah, it'd be like
You know how your dick is like darker than the rest of your skin
It doesn't match the complexion of his fucking show
All right
We got to darken this.
If there's two big cocks and a small cock, why wouldn't there be a medium cock?
Yeah.
Doesn't make sense.
There's two giant BBCs.
Yeah, it's just, yeah, rough.
Four dicks, that'd be tons of cum.
This one's huge, so it's like...
This one's like...
Sometimes your cum goes up.
No, but it doesn't make sense. His gravity would become everywhere. His gravity. It trickles down.
I
Wanted to look like cocks from every angle
angle. Yeah, no, we need it. We need someone coming on his hat. But it would like if it's
hard it would go over his hat so the dick needs to be curved. We're going to make this
one blue. Is it a curve like this way? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, because some all cocks are straight.
This is an avatar, avatar dick. But wait, no, if it's an avatar dick, it'd be huge.
Let me Google this avatar cock.
Okay, it's Vainie
But if I'm putting it at Vainie on the I put veins on the fucking avatar cock. I need to put veins of the black cocks
What do what do what do black people guys is they look like with veins purple veins
I
Fuck oh no, it doesn't look right. I don't know I don't know I don't know
No, no hold on
We got to finish the blood the avatar
What the wait? Yeah? Yeah, wait no the avatar seeming wouldn't be
The
Advertisement of a different color semen. Why would it be white?
No, that doesn't look right now I need to fill it in very carefully
There we go
No, yeah, where's the ball avatars don't have balls
The seamen's in their hair trick question good try though
No, we need we need a light on this the lighting in here is awful. It's just see how the light just comes down
It's ruining the contrast
Where is it?
I need to buy it on it.
I'm
If I'm the fucking cock, right there.
If I'm the fucking...
Is this the power?
What fire does this need?
Oh my god.
Oh god.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
walk
walk
walk
is there no power?
You
What's going on?
Why is it not working?
I
Have my three
Wait, wait, you're right.
Fuck it, hold on.
Fuck.
I need light!
I need light!
Hashtag doesn't work.
0
what the fuck
Oh
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Absolute cinema.
Wait, I could...
Wait, that's art! That's art! It's my dick!
I've created... Oh my god! Oh my god! I've actually created art!
Oh!
I did it guys guys is this not art is this not take it in
take my fucking black cock with my shadow going into fucking penis fucking
lift with his peanut-ass take it in take it all in
my van go moment
my fucking van go moment
After 12 years, this is my magnum opus.
This is the peak of my career.
You see, the real story behind this painting paints a million words.
Peanut allows us to ejaculate on him.
He may not like it, but he'll fucking take it.
And the reality of this is, is he lets us ejaculate on him.
But if you look at all the colors, the penises,
it's the entire world.
All of us coming all over him from all sides of the world.
But the calm on his peanut face is our calm mixed together.
We would have never have met if it wasn't to come right here.
This calm right here unites us all, all of us around the world from different parts,
ethnic backgrounds all coming on one peanut.
Doesn't matter if you're white, black, brown, Hispanic, Asian, Mexican, Jamaican,
etc., the entire world, you're allowed to come on peanuts face.
And although it'll take a lot of time and effort to undo what gaming has
Be calm.
You'll keep taking our calm.
I'm actually fucking about to cry.
created art.
Type what if you're crying.
Holy shit!
We're so fucking stupid. What are we actually doing guys?
Guys, what are we actually doing? What are you watching? It is fucking 730 in the morning in Texas and
What are we all doing? What are we all doing? Dude, what are we all doing right now?
My penis all weeps at this awesomeness
It went and JDM's happening dude
Spamming cinema and a peanut with cocks
The Democratic Party is ready to fund this.
The Bukaki Peanut.
Yeah, I think my editor posted some YouTube shorts.
Login street.
Oh, dude, he wasn't streaming it.
and
editors fucking insane well how does he make
Run post W for one post in the chat guys W edit
Love, Tiger.
you
I mean, like, the clips, like, have been crazy.
This one was awesome.
I'm sorry.
This one better than take the
big talk.
Right here.
This was the best wipe
The second one was the best wipe for me everyone had bows I was perfect
it's
Yeah, you know, it's doing really quick
That's why there's no way he's 40
He built pretty fucking quick for his hours
the
God damn it, bro. Go join a team and like do something stop picking up fucking mushrooms you fucking weirdo
Come on
Which one was your favorite wipe this this one was my favorite wipe
This one was my favorite the second one was the best one for me
you
This is my favorite short of the entire thing.
This is my favorite short.
Where is it?
I'm trying to find it.
Where'd it go?
What the hell?
this.
Oh, I, oh, I know. This one's pretty good though.
favorite short is this one. That's my favorite short of the entire event. Because it shows
how much a team improved.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
like the fact that I'm literally showing them mid-raid how to like attack
Like, isn't that sick, dude?
Like, I'm literally positioning them to do...
Like, look at this.
Like I'm like an H.V. like this.
Like literally a movie. Bro, it's like we're the fucking guardians of the galaxy.
You know what I mean? And he's like rocket or whatever. You know what I mean? Like it's like, it's literally a movie.
you
Mash out to everyone that put the server together if it wasn't for any of that
Like man
The memories that like when this issue was happening in season two of the peanut server I couldn't believe how good the content was
You I mean chat
Like man, how was it watching this shit like all the content that the server provided over the course of like
The like the first season of second season like how good was that from like a viewing perspective like
Yeah, we should have never we should honestly
We should have never done season three.
We should have taken a big break.
I think two weeks in a row is the perfect thing.
Like one week wipe, then we could do another week wipe,
and then boom, done.
That's it, like done.
It's like you gotta wanna crave it, you know?
You gotta wanna crave it.
Hey, you take neuro gun is a good fuck. Yeah, it's good. I fucking chew this shit like candy my jog gets numb
I agree viewers need a break as well, bro. Yeah
Like a playing liars bar and playing arc Raiders of peanut was so much more enjoyable
Then like it was so much more enjoyable than like the rest for the last three days
That was like my fucking second time play guard graders I can't wait for Daisy
No, dude, Arcus trash you see some of sweet this morning you tweeted
What do you tweet?
Russ has been fun and terrible I love the fucking game and I can't fucking stand it. Yeah, that's my life, dude
That is my entire life like ask my core community
There's days where I'm so over the moon and there's days where I literally sound like I want to kill myself in game
Like there's days where I'm the happiest motherfucker in Russ on stream and there's days where I absolutely I'm so devastated and pissed off and annoyed
How's this why bingo I actually want to watch the stream it sucks to like playing the event
Like the one pet Piva playing the event is I don't get to watch people
Like watching people is a lot of fun
Specially on Rust, like, bam, somebody's been playing in hours.
He's playing four deep, okay.
Five deep, playing tunnels.
A train yard.
Hey, when you guys are playing DayZ, I don't know, we'll see.
He's a top.
This is why Summit probably dies a lot, is he doesn't use alt look enough and he strafes
back and forth like this, like you're very killable moving like this because you're
very square. You're gonna outlook.
Yeah, you're gonna outlook this shit. Oh, I think this is a
blue dream. Baby, are you in my chat? Derpy the troll thing
with a five and a seven cake. Thank you. Baby, are you
my ch- is this blue dream? I smelled the joint, it smells like blue dream.
Say, well you're not my girlfriend.
Okay, let's see how he dies.
It's white widow. Jesus, wait, really? I gotta smoke it.
Okay, if I smoked that, I want a new.
If I smoked that, I want a new, 100%.
It smells like voodoo-dream.
He opened up to early.
Unless he saw him.
Yeah, he didn't see him. He opened up way too early.
You could use that to like, because with a P2, the distance range it takes to kill.
Like, the way I see it is I only want to kill someone.
If I only want to shoot, either to deter someone and hold position and control, or to insta-kill.
Like right here you could have like moved pushed up closer try to get a kill, but maybe you saw him. I can't see
That was a slow wall
He could jump here instead of like
He's doing damage though, but he's not gonna win that because all three of them are shooting at you in open field
your gun isn't
He's jumping in. That's good.
He's so high he didn't realize it.
Go left here. Don't push in that angle. Don't push in that angle.
Go left. Go left. He's gonna, he's gonna get kicked.
Oh, they're all dead nice. Oh nice wall good wall
bad
Check your inventory. Do you have another?
Well, that's her base, okay, okay, that's different
But
Okay, that's where they were just a he needs to man. He needs the wall. Oh my god. Oh
My god that seems not with them. They're gonna third party this
You need to have more walls on you give walls in your inventory
Nice good damage. Oh shit. Oh shit
That was a risky peek. Oh, yeah
Good try
government impact with us all they're getting raided
Something needs to seal
Something needs to seal. He needs to seal. Don't peek outside. Oh
My god, he's gonna go for it. Get the building plants on me get the building put hammer
All right, put the wall up. Oh, okay. She's doing it
Got good seal. You need a door
Hold off, baby. Yeah, hold off. Hold on. Just wall off. Oh
Man, he's freaking out
Yeah, they sealed
I'll get a gun
I
Don't really have anything oh
Fuck are you gonna go in the roof? Oh shit. Oh, you're my shock and cheese. He's right there
Close good close
Man this makes me want to play pubs. Oh, dude. I'm getting the itch. Oh
Oh shit, wait, the UFC's on.
I didn't even know Tim Elliott versus Steve Murray.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Tim Elliott kind of looks beat up.
How's his fight?
No, it's JDM versus Piccolo Fight.
Oh, good elbow by Steve.
Tim Elliott's fucked up.
I'll just you kind of remind me of a young Dominic Cruz. Oh my god. He's fucking him up
All you landed on top good scrambled by Steve right there
He's fighting for the neat positions here so we can get side control amount
He's about a mountain good scrambled by 10 earlier here the good scrambled by Steve. He ends up on top
Damn Tim Tim scrambles are really good
It's Steve's a slippery fucker. He's a slippery fucker. Look at that. Oh 10 Tim looks just about done
It's in Australia
Tim looks about done he's just walking he's trying to walk Steve down so you can get the double letter to say he's gassed man
He wants to go on on a shield
End of the round to is this three rounds is this why he's fighting like this?
I
See it does not look his body way he looks exhausted
He looks excited guys we're doing UFC watch along in the discord three rounds. Okay. That's why Tim Tim's going so hard. Oh
Boy oh boy
I had one if you're watching the fight chat.
Damn, we got a lot of USC fans in here.
I just go to my Twitch.
Oh
Here we go Carlos I got JDM I love JDM
I think JDM is an awesome fucking guy much respected Carlos, but I'm picking JDM to win
Round three
okay Tim's wet on his feet I like the way he's moving but if you gas it's probably
not a good idea
sea book sharp
super fucking sharp looks very sharp
i love his face
so for the people watching what steve wants to do is he wants to stay in the
center of the cage
he wants to keep fighting laterally and moving side to side instead of backing
up in a straight line because he backs up in a straight line
he is backs against the cage and that's easy single-legged double-legged
body lock for tim ellie who's a wrestler a very very good wrestler
but then ellie is trying to do because he's
the less skilled striker
is he's trying to add as much pressure as possible with his strikes
to at least get steve to react to them so he can force him to retreat
but steve is playing a fucking nasty nasty game
with footwork and face
and he looks like he's giving him a really hard time
and i i i also don't like the way tim striking with his chin strength in
the air
No, I would really catch Tim, the way he's slipping those punches, a head kick.
Like a right hand followed by a head kick.
Yeah.
Or a left hand from south, one to a head kick.
He's slipping right into it with the way he's slipping.
Man, how old is Tim Elliott?
I
Think he's been 39 years old that's crazy that's crazy
Holy fuck
Me fuck it doesn't look like a 39 year old he looks pretty he looks pretty good man
Look at this guy that the pace and the output he's doing is pretty crazy
Definitely a lot more in shape than a lot of four-year-olds. I'll tell you that. Fuck me. Oh
Man Steve is just barely missing with that right he's barely missing. Oh my god
Fucking crazy powered double by Stephen Steve's just right back up
It ain't looking good, boys. He's rolling those punches pretty well.
Has the entire card just been bad, Chat?
Because this entire UFC card, I swear, every time I react to UFC's, they're all like this.
They're all like every time I try to show my chat UFC it's a terrible card
Yeah, dude, I'm like I feel like I'm watching sparring
Hopefully JDM hopefully the next one's
Over the next one's good with the Neil
What do you guys things gonna win Carlos or a
Yeah, I
Got JDM
you
Oh my god. I'm cringing watching this.
I'm cringing watching this dude. I don't even want it. I don't even know.
You get posted, go ahead, but I've actually got it cringing.
That's a cool TikTok, but...
Restrictions on Rust pros
Oh
I need training with ya
Wait, are you sick wait is that for real?
Yeah, sir wait wait, bro
No way
No way bro, no way.
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh oh my god
What?
Oh...
Oh...
The
Oh
You motherfuckers
The HMLG the worst gun ever
Can't spray the fucking thing
Your map
I mean they came forever
you go to any county huh what India are you in a county
I'll leave. Go NK on the way.
Go NK on the way.
Right. E-match?
That's the worst.
What? How? I just did so fast.
No!
No, you're cheating you're cheating I don't know how you
Oh
I'm sick
what the fuck wait let's get this guy out we do like a private one I think I'll
I'll do it, everyone's joining now, whatever.
Team make one?
Make one.
Fuck it, I'm making one.
I think.
Alright then.
I
Press close long and AK surely right what you say I'm in a room. Oh, okay. Hold on
Okay
Oh shit
Do a kill away, I guess I did close long a care. I don't know. Oh wait. Oh
Oh shit.
Dude.
No.
No.
No.
Man, I'm washed.
They're just slamming me.
They're gonna be slammed.
They're slamming me, Dez.
No dude, you haven't got to use it, fuck it ever.
Oh hell no, sometimes I die and I try to not even see you.
It's insane.
now, the tree
time
okay
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
oh hell no
no, fuck you
dude!
that's bullshit that is bullshit swing your advantage
abusing your abusing your abusing it
I don't know why I don't know why
fuck
wait
I had you watch you
fuck
fuck
Hey dude
I thought
Dude, how do you shoot so fast?
That's disgusting, that's disgusting, I'm disgusted.
one more wait wait wait wait wait wait I'm going to native
I'm just slamming.
Dude, that spine is horrible.
I'm just in the pit. I'm in the pit.
That's ridiculous. How do I always get the pit?
No!
I'm sick
Nice
Oh, the ladder
I didn't even mean to do that without this fuck
The stands pretty like you like raise your arms and it's kind of
I'm sick, I'm sick.
Dude, are you just triple heading?
Fuck.
That is ridiculous.
Dude, nah, that's DCing. That's DCing. That's DCing. You weren't even on my screen!
That's bullshit, bro. That's such bullshit.
I'm sick man.
I
Can I can I can't I can't
I don't have a fucking
Like that I'm fucking falling my gun out. How are you killing me?
That makes no sense!
Dude, how are you shooting the right? Oh my god.
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death of
death of
attack there's gotta be there's gotta be tack there's gotta be tack I'm opening
exit like what you live in the server bro you run the server
I'm headshotting you, but I'm headshotting you first bullet, but I don't even get to
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Ah dude, I'm sick
Michael Francis can't say Michael's fucking load?
Nothing. No way.
Yeah.
I'll say it, I'll say it.
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm... I'm... I'm sick.
of
of
of
of
of
of
I don't understand what the fuck
I
How dude you're only eating headshots I swear to God
I
Know how you only had a jar
I'm I got turned on I gotta happen
I might just do what I'm watching exit like I'm done bro I died I died before I even should
bullet on my gun. My gun's not even cocked.
Oh fuck.
of
Okay.
That doesn't work.
Let's see.
I feel like I would be host since I hosted that, no?
the fuck
what the fuck you shot one dude a bullet had barely fired that's most of that
well how my gun ain't no you fucking bastard
what the fuck are you doing? what are you doing over there?
that's insane
that's insane, that's insane, that's insane
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
bro
uh
i'm not losing i'm losing i got the head adds
oh that is ridiculous
no way
Oh my god.
I thought I had it there, bro.
I was fucking moving.
Okay, what the fuck was that?
Dude.
That's insane.
That's bullshit.
Are you just head firing?
No, I'm ADS-ing
Good
I hate your face
I'm sick, I'm sick, I'm sick, I'm sick, I'm sick
I did it.
Dude, what?
I
Did
It's insane
Oh wait, wait, wait, I gotta go you see first running
It is
Ggs dude. G fucking Gs. I need a couple of those. I need a couple of those if we're gonna fucking run that shit
Yeah, I'm not used to on these stuff make sure we we got to make sure it closed doesn't get on that fucking 150
True true true. It's on 150 and logs off it too, and then opens raid window for 30 minutes
I mean dude you got great aim you just have to work on your movement
Yeah, the movements a lot. Yeah, and you got to like learn how to use her
FLB camera like like peeking stuff like you're very like one-dimensional with like your aiming like very like
Additional FES like rest of the rest of the reason I like played roller on apex is like the fucking I was I wasn't that I was like
Aiming in client was fucking the movement. I'm just not
Yeah, simple minded with the better like should I mouse and keep you gotta just do different straights like different rhythm switches different pump fakes different
White swings tight swings close swings so much easier with a joystick. Oh, I'm sure it is but I mean like dude
You're fucking nasty. I don't even believe I didn't know that you were a fucking controller player with the way you're playing
You're crazy. You're actually like really really really good. If you just keep doing like
Like your biggest weakness is televisioning on one guy and then you just always get flanked or you're not like
You're not you're not like using your walls enough. Those are your biggest weaknesses
I'd say if you work on those like don't ever ego peek like if you kill one wall reset refrag
Whatever if you really feel like you're on you're that guy
Then you can just ego and aim peak but like bro. I guess you killed like 90% of the time
I never like healed the full. Oh good. That's terrible. That's habits healing the full
But like that's okay
That's good for apex because you had so much experience in it
And you didn't heal to full because you knew that that was the opportunity to catch people pushing you because it
They knew you were lit but like you can do that and rust when you get really good at the basics the foundations of fundamentals
That's when you can like rhythm break people and fuck people in the open
But if you're not good with the basics don't even don't even go to the advanced stuff
They used to like walling and like resetting and falling back
There's like right now it's like I'll either fucking go crazy or yeah
Yeah, but it's like because we're 1vxing your life impact is way more than going for a frag
If you can see yourself going for four frags, yeah
Go boss the wall and go aggro like cuz like sometimes you like that aggression is great for 1bxing
But most of the time especially against like now that rust pros are unlocked bro
You're gonna start getting everyone's right. Everyone's gonna get deleted
It's gonna get really bad. It's like it's gonna get really fucking bad
Yeah
Well, are you using a controller on PC like on rust?
I was like really bad at first chat but then I walked in.
the
Oh my god, that sounds...
Dude, any more mouse area? I like fucking pull down so hard it goes off my desk.
Man, what the fuck?
I play 4-in-D, E.P.I.
I'll come you reset your sense at the start the shake all the shake is to reset
The shake is to reset after like a frag. It's the kind of like because like when you like
After you do the frag your hands might be a little shaky. It's kind of like shaking out the the nerves, you know shaking it out
Getting it ready for the next one
So,
and JDM, who's winning so far?
And they look at the rules.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh man, oh my god, oh my fucking god, oh my guy with the ads, oh my god, oh my god
he's fucking him up dude oh my god oh my god oh my god his leg oh it's like
He's like fucked.
He's like fucked.
All we shit his knees fucked.
He kicked his knee.
PNUT said, pro status no longer exists, neither do any rules relating to pros.
The Rust Pro status has become too flimsy and the players on the server have grown tremendously
and can easily compete with any pro.
be very respectful to role players and try not to sack a team with just high-hour players.
It's a content server. Let's all have fun. By the way, everyone, I've had my team monitoring
the server and making administrative decisions. They've done a great job of moving forward.
I'm going to keep it simple and handle that stuff. No probe restrictions. Yeah.
I
Said anyone involved in any drama went to the right and the wrong I will I unwhitelist
It is nothing personal. I'm sorry in advance. Definitely gonna swoop up water to guys at least that don't deserve it
I am just trying to keep the server steady God speed
I'll be using the chat guys
W's in the fucking chat
Good what a great way to end the night
that
the
that
the
the
the
the
f**ked. Dude, it's not looking good at all for JDM, bro. I can't believe this, man. This
guy just f**king smokes cigarettes and he's just strong as s**t, dude. What the f**k is
this fight? How is he beating these guys while smoking, chain-smoking s**gs, dude?
How I don't like JDM's body language, man. He does not look
Man, I think that is one fight broke him like he just doesn't it has not looked that good
Dude, he's getting fucking beat up. Oh my god
God damn
God damn
It's over. It's over. Oh my fucking all my guys gonna let him up. Are you kidding me?
Are you kids he's torturing the fucking guy he could have finished it
What the fuck he's just beating this shit out of them
He's probably if Carlos gets knocked out he's gonna regret this though, bro, don't play with your food
My god, you could just tell JD Carlos hits hardest shit. Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Boy, tight clinch by JDM here, dude. He's fucked.
Dude, that leg is toast. That leg is toast.
It's done. That leg is fucking toast.
It's that leg is to all my finish the fight hammer fist. Oh God
He's beating him like he owes the money Jesus fucking Christ that was just
Man
Well Carlos beat his fucking ass
Oh
My god
Well, I'm glad I stayed up for that because I was that was man. Oh man
How good is he and Gary
That was brutal, bro. That was fucking true, bro. He might be a prop man
Carlos hits hard as shit like JDM's like high guard usually works right but it
just like you could tell that you just don't you don't want a high guard against
Carlos you do not want to high guard against Carlos you need a roll dodge or
slip or evade those punches man JDM got fucked up Carlos just hits hard it's
always guys that are built like Carlos that just actually have crazy knockout
power like the long thick like long lengthy but thick at the same time you
know like like Alex Pereira like he's just like it's just like they have like
a different level of leverage from their punches that is just disgusting that
That was disgusting.
That was man.
He just shut JDM the fuck out.
Watch out.
Watch out 170.
We've got a new contender.
That was some fucking crazy shit.
I thought JDM would do way better man.
Holy fucking shit Carlos practice.
fucking shit. Dude yeah like I mean like it's a great plan because JDM's a
boxer he moves laterally, kick his legs out underneath and take his mobility
away. Yeah he's a real deal. Man that was crazy yeah it was how do you think
Ian Garry vs. this one will go? I mean that's exciting but fuck let's talk
about this dude Carlos just fucking he's just straight bitch this guy bro
I thought JDM was going to have it too.
I thought JDM was going to out volume him and fucking just footwork him.
He's him.
Dude, I say give Carlos the title shot.
Honestly, God, I'm sorry.
I'd rather watch Carlos versus Islam than Ian Gary versus Islam.
How about you?
He's a tall, big guy.
Is that a malsum bro?
Yeah, probably.
Man, that was just nasty, dude.
Those elbows, those long knees, those long knees
reminded me of Cowboy Saroni's knees,
his knees, the spear knees.
That was some Muay Thai 101 right there.
I
Damn those these were fucking and then that the kick he wasn't aiming for his thigh or his cab
He was naming aiming for his knee you guys see that he was like aiming like um
Right on the knee with the fucking shin
I think he tore JDM's knee or something with that kick he he was moving weird
Man Carlos whoop that fucking ass
Jesus fucking age crema my god, that's
Is that Charlie Kirk's life?
No, dude, what?
It's a shame that shove cut, shove cut is out.
I think he's done.
He has an actual, you guys see that recent picture of a shove cut?
He had a surgery assumption, his legs atrophied.
Like, he doesn't look really good at all.
I don't think he's ever going to come back.
I don't think he's ever going to come back.
Shove cuts, fuck, oh that kicks fucked up.
Man, I feel bad.
Oh my god.
Carlos versus Connor McGregor and who the fuck wants to see that?
I'd rather watch Conor versus old Nate Diaz.
Who the fuck wants to see fucking Carlos
versus like a fucking poked out McGregor dude?
That's gonna be a bad fight.
Carlos is gonna kill him.
It's a terrible fight for Conor.
That's a terrible matchup.
I heard Conor McGregor might fight Max all the way.
I got my money on Max.
Yeah, I heard rumors that Connor's gonna fight Holloway, but like bro Max is gonna kill that dude. You kidding me? It's done
Max is gonna fucking destroy Connor like there's no way dude Max's like his volume is just gonna be completely just he's in a drowned Connor
And Connor has a what like 12 left hands until he gasses now
And like the way he strikes is so traditional like dude max is gonna be running fucking circles around him man
I think that would be like a dirty fighter, you know, like, I've got hutch would like
I try to fight and Pino would like grab his dick and twist it.
Fucking rip his balls off.
Like I feel like Pino would be like a little sand in your eye.
Fucking throw punch you would docky punch your fucking balls.
You know, like, like, I feel like a Pino like we're to fight.
You would like medigate like meta that shit.
Yeah, he's like standing his pocket.
I
Pocket said broke punch I gouge dick uppercut finger in the ass
All right Chad that's it I'm hopping off guys oh
Boys have a good night. I don't know if I'm gonna be live today. I might just just honest to God
I might just take today off
Rest sleep take a shower get a haircut. I
Don't know. I might not be live today guys. I might today might be my off day
But I might be tempted to hop on because now a K is unlocked
So my cock is kind of hard but guys have a good night everybody. Take care of yourselves. Thank you so much for watching
Take a shower, wash your ass, cry, get a nice cry, lay in your bed, look at the ceiling,
think about your life, think about it, visualize it.