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Yo, yo, yo.
How are we all doing chat? What's going on?
Oh boy, oh boy.
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Put up chat
I've won for me guys
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How's it going, Coco?
Chilling, chilling, Martian.
Chilling, chilling.
We're gonna be just like aim training, chilling, watching some clips, and then I think we're
playing RV there yet with Peanut.
I don't know.
I feel like he hasn't slept, so if not, we'll play pubs.
Peanut got 7 hours, he said, did you try the mortar yet?
I haven't.
Hi, baby.
He's doing the tournament, tap in.
Let's have a little chat.
Had the nuke go?
I still hear the sirens in my sleep.
I think I have PTSD,
like an actual traumatic, like 40 hour no sleep
hearing those sirens was probably the most fucked up thing I've ever seen in my life.
Like, I still hear it. I actually still hear it baby, can I get some joints?
Oh my God. Those sirens were fucking terrible guys.
Yeah, Pina is like a moth to a fucking light or a fly to a fucking,
like that guy with loot, he just, it's like he's addicted.
It's like he's like addicted to just looting man. He just can't like well
There's a body bag in front of it's like he can't he's like a goblin dude. He has a bottle of flame
He just he just fucking just can't stop looting, bro
He loves that shit dude, he's addicted that shit man
Oh shit, oh fuck oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh fuck
Yeah, guys, I have so much shit
Watches ATD call duty tournament he's in what he's in finals wait no way wait he's he gonna win oh
Shit 34 oh
Fuck who's he fighting? Oh
Oh, it's three four way who's reversing
Is this the actually the finals of the the cup, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I don't know
Is this controller where's his hands?
He's how's he already dead? Oh
Oh, shit, who's on his team?
Good comps, good comps, oh, good frag, good frag, myth's dead!
Bop-bop!
Okay.
Oh, oh my god, wait, what?
I think if they're dead or they dead or do they respawn?
Oh my God!
Oh my God, wait, are they gonna win?
Holy fucking shit, holy shit!
Wait, what do they get if they win?
So it's who's who's on their team? It's peanut nature hutch. I think that's an Asian guy
Oh double lift. I know that I know that guy Yvonne
So they have two Asians oh
But the enemy team is two Asians too. Oh my god
I
Bro oh shit
Okay, good rotate. I wouldn't stack here with two people. I don't know about you, but this is a bad idea chief
Maybe it's a good idea. Maybe I don't oh shit. Just oh shit. That's why that's why I stack it
Okay, look at that game sense. That's crosshair placement. He's peeking the left side here.
I feel like he's on the left. Okay. Yeah, he's on the left right there Peanut. Good
comms. He's on the left. You gotta peek left. Right. Now left right. Oh my god, he fucking
debated him. Oh my god. Oh man. Wait, dude it. Because there's no loot, he's actually
unstoppable. But he's actually unstoppable with no loot. Bro, we should just make it
roll he doesn't move bodies and Russ they oh my god hush oh man
I could tell peanut got those big-ass lips boy got them big-ass motherfucking
lips with those lips, boy.
Oh, shit.
What up, chat?
Yo, James, they were the they were the they were the sub.
Thank you.
What up, Stan Faye? How you doing?
Is he just addicted to vooting guys? He's just absolutely addicted to vooting
He just like I was like a big problem with the serotonin maxing goop has got a goop goop has got a goop
Oh shit, hold that. Oh fuck. Oh, he's fucked. Oh, what is oh shit fucking?
Yo dude, who has that clip of Peter dying in rust and he starts hitting something?
Like he started hitting his fucking table.
That shit is funny.
It's something out of a South Park episode.
Does anybody have that clip, bro?
Does anybody have that clip?
Oh my god.
How did you feel about peanut server?
I think I actually saw a post UX.
I actually saw a post UX.
What the hell?
Over the phone.
you
So come out your day chillin chillin chillin chillin chillin oh shit wait I
Pressed f5 to join the server. Oh wait, do I need to update my rust?
Then you oh, I think I got a rust update I think yeah, I got a date
Yeah, we got nuked again, J-Store.
Yeah, we got nuked again.
We're four for four on nukes, though.
Every nuke event in the history of the game,
there's been four nuke events.
We have been nuked every single time.
That's more than Japan.
That's literally 2X Japan.
That's fucked up that is fucked up
They always do
I
Damn it, bro, why they keep nuking us motherfuckin keep nuking this bro
Hey, I have a genuine question. I want to buy a piece to play rust
I am I currently am a 8k hour console Andy
How much is 120 feet?
FES PC. Yeah, it's around like two to 4k. I'd say I mean, right
Right, right, around two to four grand, right, Chad?
When is the Rust kick event?
June 11th to June 14th.
Yeah, around two to four grand,
I'd say it's a good amount of money.
What's this?
Oh, here we go.
If you're looking to upgrade your PC,
here's the best performing hardware for Rust.
Oh, this is really useful.
The Ryzen seven, I mean, isn't the new Ryzen CPU
out chat GPU the best one is wait the best one is an AMD right wait really
really
high-speed RAM has more consistent for I should bookmark this shit bro um high
speed RAM has more consistent frames giving up to an additional 11% gains.
Storage, get an SSD nfm, you never use a mechanical hard drive to impact your
performance. Yeah, cool. The GPU is irrelevant. Oh really? Okay. Yo, what's the
new CPU that's coming out?
What's the, I mean, what's the new CPU? Yeah.
9850 x3 is basically the same as a 9800 x3d in gaming, but it's way better than TAS
So it's a worth it for me to buy it
And he's soy trade clips from last night. I mean he just range quit and got off the server. He fucking just like
995 xcd, but they don't utilize both CC so it'd be not much other fuck that
We made the white walkers quit. Thank God
I was honestly the best like we we were the first team to plant the nukes and we
went with ten thousand dollars and then we uh we we we made the right white
walkers quit it was it was fucking awesome we we just want dude we went
guys draft and design lost like 30 AKs before the event even began we had seven
AKs left and went from seven AKs to nearly winning to win nearly winning
the entire thing all together like honest to God honest to God like I spent
like 15 hours crafting and making a case and that's just one be like exit and
just thirst through 30 deserts dumb as shit like he needs to sleep more like
I'm not even kidding like I might need to put him on mandatory sleep that motherfucker
makes like team decisions without consulting anybody like he literally
dude he makes like impacting team decisions like the most craziest things
that could completely change anything without calming at all, without letting anybody know.
Just want to say thank you, brother, con to the past few weeks on peanut server.
Enjoyed you watching the whole time. I don't know just the way you led your team.
Thank you, head buster. Thank you.
He do us 10 a case defending the club after the last boom went off like 30. Yeah, dude
any tunnel vision is like
Way too hard man, but like
While I while I criticize them. I also have to give desons flowers
He grinded harder than anybody else in the team and he farmed like fucking crazy
He farmed so fucking hard and he got us so much shit like like he is absolutely such was such an asset
It's just he needs to work on his communication. He just like does crazy shit. You bully Winnie. Yeah, hell. Yeah bully Winnie
I'll bully him again that motherfucker didn't even make the fobs up
You didn't kick the kick them up hopped on six like way too late didn't hop in at 1 p.m. Or 2 p.m. Like
Ditch in the middle of the night last night. Hell. Yeah, I'll say it to his face
And that was that was terrible by him like that was that was not good at all
He didn't he didn't make the submarines his mouse was dead the entire fight like
like he he
It hides like winning on phone the fobs is a good thing. Yeah, but still like if if he said he's gonna do it
You should do it, you know
And he didn't get submarines for the submarine base
Well, like I said, well, I criticized Wendy. He absolutely made the right call on the base with the white walkers with the fucking parasite shit.
That was honestly a clutch play. That was honestly a clutch fucking play.
I'm only hard on Winnie because I know what he's capable of.
But he needs to mature more and think of more of the team and play for more of the team
instead of a short-legged follower account telling people to follow.
If he wants to be like an IGL and he wants to be like a leader, you can't, you can't
like, leaders don't get sleep.
Leaders don't get sleep.
Like that's just a given, like leaders, leaders, leader is like the strongest link, like, like
The leader should be farming, PVP-ing, leading, IGL-ing.
Like, look at the stats with Rogue too.
Like, look at this shit, dude.
Where is it?
Look at that, dude.
And then look at ASU, bro
You guys when the server started he had a 0.2 KDR
Is that crazy is that fucking insane he legit like had like a 0.1 0.2 KDR
You know with a 1 KDR 341 kills competitive kills
And then we got rogue right here. I mean he didn't really play with our team until the last two days
But hey in the top ten look at my students
peanut a zoo
as
Winnie
rogue
Look at that
Look at that dude. I'm like master splitter. I mean the fucking rat guy
Is that, is that Master Splinter with the fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
He has just won the day, no way.
Yeah, Coop getting top 17 in the first day is crazy.
Poops a demon.
You fucking killed so many niggas.
you've raised so what dude look at top 10 dude
you're in the wrong category wait what do you mean
Oh
Shit, oh shit feed is a double one KD
Yeah, it makes sense coupe would be number one KD because he was never Tommy walked or bow locked or repo locked
Like he just came in with the AK on the last day. Like he didn't play the event at all
Well, Peter, thank you for staying before the event, for the number of show.
It's not just the numbers, it's the work that these guys put in, though, dude.
What do you mean?
Like, ASU was negative KD, Rogue was negative KD, Des was negative KD.
All these guys were negative KD before the event started, like when the event started.
It was the learning that they did
and the time and commitment they put in.
These guys were, they were spending hours on AIM train.
Like ASU, DEZ, Rogue, easily spent like 10, 20 hours
on AIM train, bro.
Like you guys didn't see these guys on the first days, man.
There were teams with like five pros.
Like we had five pros.
We had three, and we only had three on the last day.
Yeah, legit rival seems, like legitimately rival seems.
We beat the fucking white walkers a bit of quit.
Hey!
Hey!
Like though the white walker team was like, let me see.
I know, I'm not symphoning, I can't be with shit.
They had, they had Swizz, they had Symphony, Swizz, Deathwing, Fizzle, BassTrade, Diana,
and Farmer Lucas.
Those are six Rust players.
Those are like legit six Rust players, dude.
Like their team was actually insane.
said
not that i mean like what let's be real you're like
we got grief we got great fight teams i had nothing to do with this are p y's
never interacted with us never pvp does
i would you got a personal dm from dillon's you know telling him
tell me not to fucking kill them out because he was building a soccer stadium
outside my base
and then when the event was going they built a giant tower outside and rated us
during the nuke
that's why we lost the nuke like we legit got fucking griefed
but i would you got a personal dm from delin's you're saying hey
we're just our p m we're we're building
we're building uh...
we're building like a stadium outside your base like
do you please like not grief us
and then during the new problem about to get it
they sent a tower raid and and and rocketed our fucking tower
are and then we would that's how we lost the nuke when we we had it
like honestly like shameless like the one thing that i'll say about like
some of the people that claim roleplay don't kill me
is like
they're crying about me killing you
during the event but then you're griefing me when
it really matters
You got what I'm saying like
Like you can't I don't know dude. I honestly have no mercy for some of these guys, man
Like if there's another I don't know like put a bad taste in my mouth
And like we got grief by like five groups of our peers
Like legit like the entire event like I don't even know I do those you know personally message me and he said hey
Dude, we're building a soccer stadium outside your base. Can you please not kill us?
And I was like, okay, cool.
And then when the new event was happening,
you fucking rock it.
And then I find out after that I watched Vods,
that he told H&M that he's just gonna grief me.
He literally told H&M's team that he'll grief to ruin me.
And that they should win.
Bro, they raided our fob.
So they were just terrorists.
Like, bro, you can't tell me,
like you make a base outside my base
and then you claim RP and then like,
and then you just fucking like, what the fuck?
Bro.
Yeah, like that's just fucked.
Like, what are we doing?
I
Could have booed that whole stadium up that birth I
Could have booed that whole thing up like I wanted to but they were like dude
We're just our pink and you please not do this and then they used it to grief the entire event
I'm done bro. I'm not letting nobody like bro
I'm done and then on top of that bro yesterday Brody
He was like a solo player we rated him and we would get blue four walls rock
You know what? Sorry, dude. Like we're just gonna leave you alone. It's a misunderstanding
He then went to my girls team and let them know all my fobs and they rated it
Like we didn't even take anything
Like it's done, bro
It's done the jacket. I didn't even take anything from him. I let him live
Like what the fuck
I didn't take shit!
I was just saying, yo, I'm leaving you alone, my dad!
But maybe I took like 10 sewing kits, but...
And then he fucking snitched!
snitched and they all our farts got raided
I'm done I'm done bro I don't give a fuck if you got five rocks in your shit
I'm blowing you up bro it's over man I'm sorry but you can't hide be at RP anymore
like it's over bro
I'm not sure.
It's God, man.
On top of that dude, like Bay Street was just outside our shit to story be grenades after they lost
Like bro
You just like bro you threw like 30 be grenades also Coco did you have the new one to give you 500 rats? Yeah. Yeah
How do they say dude, I don't know
I don't know what the entire format tapper was just like cooked. It was it was fucking cooked
Uh, let me see
Like i'm gonna show you guys like how we lost like the nuke like this was this was fucked up. Let me let me show you guys
Yeah, we got the 10K.
Hold on.
What's really weird?
Okay.
Thank you.
that's how we lost not only that like like what's really weird is my girl is
literally like she we we live together she's across the house from me she never
lagged once. Like she never, she never lagged once. Like I don't know, like we're on the
same internet connection. It's just like, and then lagmeister subs. I don't, this happened
like three times during like new colds. And it's just like, what the fuck, bro? What the
the fuck. And then Lagmeister subs on Twitch. Like, what the hell?
I don't know.
Dapper, how many hours do you have in Russ?
You're actually pretty, you're fucking nasty.
Okay, that's insane.
You're really good.
It was fucking terrible fighting you with Tommy.
Like when you had AK, it was just the worst experience, bro.
It was terrible.
I
Fighting you with like what I had like a bow like a repo it like Tommy it was just awful
Ggs dude
That was so much fun chat you know thunder I think they're prime boxers in the twitch prime that ninja in the four months
Did you see the to the clipper we just entered the whole bottom room? No, I didn't
We were the first ones to plant the nuke, and then we were, and then I think Dapper's team
over here were the ones to win the nuke.
They were the ones to shoot it.
So we won a 10k and they won 10k.
That's like the PBB thing.
It was pretty fun though.
It was honestly like really fun.
Like, I had a lot of fun.
This was dots. This was dots right here. Wait, does anybody have like the clip of
me going like the entry frag with the M2? Oh, this was, this was...
They might have liked the M2 equipment with rogue, that was nuts.
This is so cheese. I hate PvP Rockets. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Wait, that's actually tech.
That's actually tech. What the fuck? That's smart. That's so smart.
Who was that? Team entry fragging? Who was that? Was that you guys?
Yeah, that's smart. That's smart. That's smart. So it lands right here. So it takes, yeah, that's smart.
Who's your team? Like your full team dipper?
Yeah, HGN the who though. Like who's your full team?
me, Ruder, Snuffy, H&Poshy, Berry, and JDXL.
And that's a team.
And HyperRat, yeah, HyperRat, yeah.
Yeah.
So one, two.
Yeah, that's, yeah, I mean, Poshi, Poshi has a lot of hours in rush, he plays a GA, and then, Ruder, Stuffy, H-Shoon, and Hyperite have like a lot of hours in rush.
Yeah, that's good, that's a good team.
And that's so awesome.
Love the content lately. You've shown out. I'm proud of it all
It is
Look at that dude, I did that multiple times
Look at this just a rocket
How's nuts
Legit Neo.
Dude, it literally passed my head.
It literally whizzed past my- Bro, I literally fucking rolled that punch.
Oh, are you dodging silo? Is there a clip of that?
There's another one you dodged like you ducked. Yeah, like I know what you're talking about.
Hey, my fucking chat, like look at the most highest viewed clip of this entire event.
It's me punching my fucking monitor.
it's it's legit me punching my fucking like dude all this shit man and like
like Mike Mike Chad does a clip shit it's just click that clips everything
vocals hand cam
I play 400 dpi went to
I
Cooked the forebobber. Oh, I'm sorry T. What's this?
What what the fuck
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm high, I'm high.
what? does anybody have the clue of me going entry frag again the fucking thing man? anybody?
bro I thought I was bugging out
Well, wait, what about when we entry-fragged in?
Is it that?
I watched the entry-fragger tuning split review.
What'd that look like?
Entry-frag is actually like a CS entry-frag.
That was nuts.
Maybe it's over here.
Where was it?
Does anyone have it?
Got the filter to last 24 hours.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Nobody had no guys that clip was honestly like one of the best clips of this thing for me. Nobody clipped it.
What the hell?
Does this guy have a job?
Okay
Is this it oh
Dude was this it no this wasn't it
I think it was the Rogue.
Is this it?
Like Rogue's like fuck it, let's do it.
Okay, this was crazy.
Dude, look at that.
Dude, it was like I was E's pig.
the
I
Know what
I was duds
Did you like your dapper were you all looking and I fucked you up
Were you all looking and it like you couldn't I was holding down the door, bro
Wait, wait, which one was you yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you Chad hold on
Wait, were you this guy I
Didn't even know you were through the back like
Bads good
I was up top. It's good. Oh
I had 14 bates. Yeah. Oh, wait. Yeah, you're watching the door. You're watching that
And they probably didn't calm that I was pushing. Oh
That's right. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense dude. Yeah, that's cooked
Yeah, but is that an insane angle for that door
Yes, bro, yeah, I bet yeah, it's tech. All right, mr. Peanut coconut. Are you ready?
I'm going to send him my cock.
Yo.
Alright guys, we're playing RV there yet with Mr. Peanut.
I think JJ, and I think Winnie.
Thank you.
I
Hello
Hey coconut, you know what he's in this discord?
I
I
Don't think so
Fuck
No, he's not
No, he is not. I'm gonna sit him and invite and then
I mean, we had to have him join a random room
because he's not gonna have permits.
Yeah.
Just think, yeah.
All right.
Wait, I'm putting up RB there yet.
Let's go.
I don't know how much is left of that level.
Hopefully a lot, hopefully a bit, hopefully a bit.
But did he have a third level yet?
Or is it just two levels now?
Guys, is RB there yet?
Does he have a third level yet or no?
Yeah, it's a good time to smoke chat.
It's a good time to smoke.
Cheers, boys.
Oh, no.
Hi, Genji.
Hi, how are you?
I'm fucking fried.
I hear the sirens.
Three.
Uh, like you drink too much?
No, I'm just like, cooked.
How are you?
Very good, you know, like two weeks off, then.
Ah, tomorrow in R, huh?
I needed it.
I'm going to be honest.
Oh, your rush can do you on number.
I rushed can do you.
I had gone away for like three days
I came back last night and I'm telling you the chat is just night and day because all
the guys from all the other chats come over and they're just assholes they are so they're
such bitches I gave it to him I said I said well I'm not gonna say what I said but I gave
it to him I gave it to him fuck him fuck him all I said go back to whatever streamer you
I bet they're walnuts. Yeah.
Fuckin walnuts. That was
stupid. I bet you. I bet you.
I bet you. You change this bad
boy. This one. Here we go.
Chad. Mom, can we change the game
to RV there yet? I said the
stream. Change my stream title
and you too as well as I possible.
You're definitely gonna have to download the mod one day though
where we can have like 10 people play with us.
Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely.
Thank you, thank you, mobs.
Or I can, I can just...
Friday day, chat.
One of these days, you might forget.
Friday day.
You got me there, you got me there.
That might be the better solution, it might be the better solution.
I'm almost dead to you, my stream time is when he said he'd be ready to find you.
I just restarted my PC.
you
Oh, hello.
Can you hear me?
Hey, I'm back. Oh, you guys
have to be on the game. I think
I'm on the game. I'm coming.
Maybe I'm offline. Hold on. Yeah.
Okay. I'm online. Alright. Let
me see you. There we go. Then
Mr. Coco. I messaged you. I'm
I got it. I got it. I got it.
You let you join me.
Oh, there we go. I got it. My
name is Josiah. Not Joshua. It's
Josiah. I was just a
I got myself a winch and
you're a wintian what are we
doing?
what is that two minutes?
sounds good sounds good
check type one see me?
is that an eight pack? oh she's
back
that's safely in the storage of
yonder
I'm in
can we get some lotion coconut?
head to the bathroom
What do I put whiskey at?
I think you gotta put it on the coast side.
Yeah, the coasters, yeah.
They'll put some lotion over yonder.
What do you do with lotion?
I think it's for when you get burned by the thingy.
Burned by what?
The bottles of explosion.
Oh.
That's what you actually do?
I don't know.
I just need for a drink.
Thank you, good chair.
Oh, I can just perfect throw.
Thank you, good chair.
There you go.
You're a good man.
Good Jimmy, don't you understand?
I see what's going on.
Come on, do you hear about our endeavors in the cock of duty?
Yeah, you guys want it?
We want the game.
Well, you beat up, you would see me beat.
All of them.
Did you hear the entire thing?
We won the entire week, yeah!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You got to boost it up.
Yeah, you might touch me about it.
Well, congratulations, bro.
I mean, what does that mean, though?
Like, are you...
That means we've won the winners!
All right!
And then you won the whole thing, the whole tournament.
Well, no, there's three more weeks.
It's four-week total.
So next games will be on Thursday.
It'll be on League of Legends.
And then I'm guessing the winner takes all, like,
if you win three of the games, you win the whole thing?
I I would have
No, I don't think that's how they do it. I think like this is some kind of point system or some shit
I don't know. Well, you got me. I'm assuming if you win three of them. Yeah, you you probably
Don't win by default, but you probably win. Yeah, you won. Yeah. I mean, just what it was huge. Let's go
And we only lost one of the minigames we won like like eight of them only not like one. Oh, yeah
Hey, that makes up for the Duke yesterday
Yeah, I put it on Mr. Scum. Mr. Mr.
adapt. Mr.
Mr.
Other, other guys too.
I think we're good to go.
We're going to start driving.
Oh, let me see.
You need some repairs.
We're a long and pearly journey.
Looking around for more stuff for us. Oh, I found more burgers and more beer. Oh
I'd be I'd be J.D. That was another one. Oh
Did you run that shit though?
Put me up there Pete
I said you up like you got a good
we got a bit we got a bit we got a bit
son I should speak to him with Jackie I don't know if I told you but I'm planning
of a Saturday throwback you me an officer on Tark on you down oh heck
yeah yeah I am so down oh my gosh it's gonna be so much fun oh I know it's fun
and theory it's funny yeah I can't wait how are you gonna die there's no I'm
gonna get actually hammered that day that's gonna be that's gonna be what
I'm gonna have play that game
All right, we're gonna go I'm ready. I got the wrench
Yep
We can balance anything we can we can balance anything
Your style like that. Oh, it's just how I roll, baby. That's the weekend
I don't mind at all
Yeah!
Yeah!
Nicotine's cool!
Yeah, nicotine's sweet!
Fuck yeah!
Hell yeah!
I don't know why doctors stop prescribing it, maybe they're fuckin' nerds.
They're fuckin' dummies?
This shit!
They don't know what's cool about this shit, man!
Yeah, exactly!
Shit!
I think we can start driving, I think Witty's gonna hop onto the pit.
Hold up!
You got a couple more cigarettes to burn!
Shit!
got a Miller light you'll add a pregnant lady at a supermarket oh smoking
cigarettes what smoking cigarettes in your house fuck yeah you know it's better
than smoking cigarettes in your house what smoking a cigarette you're taking
a shit
cigarette well fuck your mom
smoking a cigarette after taking a shit what smoking a cigarette on a
on a couch that's on your front lawn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what's better than that?
Smoking a cigarette while you yell swerves at your neighbor
while.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where did the beer go?
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Wait, where is the beer at?
I put the beer in one of the shelves.
Wait, I threw the beer down right here.
Yeah, I've had it here.
I wish I was right here, it's right here in the, it's, it's in the street.
Well you have, oh you have another one?
Shit!
Can you pick that up, cause I accidentally took one of them out.
Thank you.
If I need to pick anything else up?
I think we're good, bud.
We're good?
Ah, set the road.
Who's driving?
I was going to get there, so...
Go to hell!
I don't want it to go anywhere.
Try to take my beer.
Maybe just one beer coconut.
Maybe just two actually.
If you drink a beer, you gotta take a shot of vodka.
Maybe three.
Do we need this nitroglyphrin?
Fuck yeah.
Do we need nitroglyphrin? Absolutely.
Shit.
I need more beer. Oh shit!
What the fuck?
Uh oh. I can barely walk.
Get me get me the keys
Early walk I need to drive
Well am I dead? I think I'm dead
How am I dead?
No no you're not dead, it would give you a revive function
Oh oh I'm up
Alright gang
Well, as when he joined it, we floored this bench. Oh shit. Let me say hold on. Let me put it on park
She said coming in three
Fuck is that
Okay, no songs, no songs, let's
Yeah, let's go later.
Let's ride.
I feel like camping like this
would be fun.
I
Probably not happy fun, though. I mean the only question is like
How many people can you fit in this like I just want to have a bed. I took a bed would be sick
You probably fit a couple guys here
No, probably nine. It's like how many how many guys you'd be willing to share a bed with about I'd say my max is like
50 guys.
Oh, really?
That's world numbers, buddy.
I was thinking like 90, at least.
Minimum.
Shit.
Shit.
Alright, I know your style like that.
Getting cancer is so fucking cool.
You might have pulled out that map for me, Bunch.
Oh, yeah?
Here we are right now.
We're like halfway there.
By halfway there you think?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're halfway there, it looks like.
There's a road to Route 65.
I see red skulls, there's a red line.
I see a lot of...
Who the fuck drew this map?
This shit looks like fucking...
This fucking terrible.
I'm not certain.
I'm not certain.
Oh wait, Wendy's in the Discord.
Wendy's in the Discord.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh, hey, Spike. Oh, hey, Spike. Hold up.
Did you do this?
Witty!
Hey, Bows. Hey, Witty.
What's up, y'all?
Oh.
See, I'm good.
Interesting.
I'm terrible at directions, so I don't fucking know any of this shit. Thank God for iPhones.
Yeah, thank fucking God.
I remember, I remember, I remember this rat die.
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
I wish you would have been with me every night.
Oh, these are the quacks right here, right?
We gotta build the bridge.
We gotta build the bridge.
Oh.
My favorite bridge is PewDiePie's bridge.
Let's build this thing.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'm dropping it.
Oh shit.
We need that nail gun, boss.
There we go.
There we go.
Let me know where you sit, that friend going, boss.
I think I said it's to...
Well, you go ahead and drop the plank.
I'm dropping.
Oh, that's a perfect plank.
Oh, that's a perfect plank. Oh my goodness.
That's perfect. That is perfect right there.
I can't get back. I'm stuck.
I'll fall
What are you doing? Oh, hey, baby. I can make this jump. You can make that job. You can make that job. You're big serious. Oh
My god, I see you I see you for the question, Mr. Whitty
I'm going to leave another plate down. Oh, yeah, there we go. Okay. There we go
And I got a pack up you dead
I go ahead Genji got the nail good ready. Oh
Yeah, there we go. There we go. Let me go get our dear friend, which you're cooking out real quick
Don't you worry boss, Bob beans can take care of you
I would you worry that should fit for you to get you picked up just right. Thank you. Thank you
I see some metal over here
I'm gonna grab it real quick. Do you have a loot in that?
Yo, why don't we just drive down there again?
Wait
Yeah, isn't this... if we put a wrench, can we like...
But then like, wouldn't it be hard to get up?
up nah we're almost done with the bridge anyways here's what we'll do one more
plank and then we'll fucking for it what are you doing great idea great idea yeah
all right here we go where should I put this one right here right here oh yeah
oh I'll get another one yeah don't worry so worries no plenty of words we got
plenty of wood. I farmed all night.
Good. Good.
Okay. Well, all right.
I will grab another one. Yeah.
Another one. No worries that we got plenty one. You got plenty.
Hold on. I'm not there yet.
There we go. There we go.
All right. Now we fucking send it.
You see that? Yeah. Yeah.
Now we send it and live forever.
I'll be over you on the other side here you go boss here you go oh I do not see
you on the list yet to be online oh never mind my dad oh my god oh my god
oh my god
how about a guy
hold up where that nail gun go give me that
All right, boss you might be in front of the RV and let me know if I'm floored it in the right direction
Yeah, I'm right here. Let's go. I won't lead light it up. Let me light it up. Oh
Yeah, oh, Genji. Oh my god
All right, you're good
Good my good behind me got back up here. You can back up. You're good. Oh
Jump behind me. So behind me. I think it's a rock
Could be a rock could be a rock and be a good guess
never know now days
but now
never know
crazy world
it's a crazy world
it's a two damn fast, never know
alright, alright, I'm forwarded!
alright
that's too wide
there's no way
lock it boys, lock it!
let it rip!
one minute and a second here!
there's one for the boys!
tch
oh
uh
that's okay
ain't nothing a little bit of winchin can't fix
all issues being ginger on the other side we can't we can't get to you help you out
oh let me i'm gonna touch you this witch in the road you ready
yep i'm ready
got it oh oh they got it i go ahead and press the r button on your keyboard
yeah
Oh
There we go
We go guys, huh?
Oh, just just kidding. I'm still alive. Go ahead and win for me. Will you talk about what's that mean?
Talk a different can you go ahead and win shit for me
You gonna stand there like a buffoon and get a fucking winch in it?
I'm winching it, I'm winching it.
Sure damn don't seem like you winch it.
I'm winching it.
Oh my gosh.
Oh you told me to winch it.
You okay Gigi?
We're making progress. Oh my god
Like
There we go, here we go. She's fine
just don't
Oh
I win shit
You did a great job out there partner. You win shit into the ground. You did a great job out there partner
I think well, it might have not been a winching scenario. I think you try to take that low ground
What up y'all? Hey Wendy, how you doing? I made it in. Welcome in. What up, Wendy?
How could I be of use? I ain't the best driver. I'm not going to lie. That's okay,
boss. Okay. We need someone to hold the beer. You think you could do that? Oh yeah, I love beer.
Good, good. Go good, anybody touch me. Yeah, yeah. Get on up there, son. Wee! They're gonna be great one
I got ya, I got ya, boss. Yeah, I'm really dead again
That's okay, boss, that's okay
Yeah, throw him up, throw him up on the catcher by cock. Throw him up!
Yo, catch him, catch him!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh! Come here, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come here, where you at? Where you at? Hold on. I want more. I want more.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Hey, how the fuck you all fucking each other fucking me?
I
Through motor oil down there for you guys I used I used it on a wedding. Don't worry
We had to use that Jiffy loom
Do we need a stove or no
Okay, I
I
We're going leaving in 10 seconds everybody in the car
You want me to go get the extra beer no
We'll just choke ourselves to feel so I'm coming
Wait wait hold on we gotta get the tires. I'm a touch this to you guys go ahead for the roof
Yeah, sounds good boss. There you go boss. There you go
There we go. You're doing so good, Mr. Wendy. Thanks. It's my first time. You're doing so
good, Mr. Wendy. Oh. Where'd I put this? Right up there. Oh. You got that. I'm losing health.
I'm losing health. Are you hitting me with the hammer? I'm playing. I'm playing the wall.
Wheel you were hitting me with the hammer. Yeah, I got your mind. Here you go. Oh
We get you oh, oh
I go ahead and toss me up there when
Yeah, how do I do that? Well? Yeah, you are all the way up all the way up all the way. Thank you. Thank you
Now do we have enough room for this day?
I
Didn't hit you from that time hammered it. We're missing a half RV. I didn't hammer. I'd fixed it up
I would like I would know if we were missing half the RV
I will even be behind
I just hold it. I just hold it like this. Yeah, just hold it. I'll hold the wheel
Oh
Yeah, cuz the winch pull was top-less I remember you balanced it on it
We got we got fucked up myself. I don't know what the fuck it was I
Would turn this whole RV around I swear to God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll stand the car
No, no, I'm...
I smoke a cigarette, it's too stressful.
Way too stressful.
I need a shot.
Now we're gonna take the lower part of that hill.
We're not built about stupid bridge.
You think that's the call?
I'm being shell right?
The bridge is too dangerous.
We've done the bridge like multiple times, I think.
No, we've never done the bridge, we failed every time.
No, we... oh.
This is the time we can get it.
Oh, wait, you're right. You're right. We never did. This is past the gondola thing that we did, right?
Oh, okay
Yo, dude, uh
Me and peanut have beat this game before
That's right, that's right, but it won't be the first time not this map.
Yeah.
Okay, well, let's beat this one.
Did you beat this one, Gingy?
No, we've not beat this one.
No, we haven't.
Aw, shit.
You know, Gingy, we won.
We beat Gamble with your friends.
Record time.
Yeah, we won Gamble.
We beat it.
Aw.
I think we go down here.
Oh.
Then we put it in a second.
We rip it out this map.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Yeah!
Oh my god, that's so much fucking better.
I can't believe it.
There's metal right there!
Let me out!
Wait, metal?
Like rust?
We need to fix that.
Metal fries.
We can access the box.
We can use that to make some blunderbussies.
Just get us.
You blunderbussies.
Could be a shitbussie.
There's a lot of metal.
Yeah.
We gotta pick it up to fix her.
All right, come on, boys.
Back in the army.
We got a long journey ahead of us.
Here we go.
Gotta pick it up to fix sir. I come on boys back in the army. We got a long journey in office
Parallels one
Every year
Yeah, my legs are a little short
I
Beautiful day out stop
God is that shit real oh
Why don't you thought of pockets in a fucking watch this we're gonna
We got a wet shit we got a wet shit
Okay
I
Oh
Yeah
We got some metal we got some metal
All right
I'm resealing
The re-seal re-seal
It's 22 metal now
All right, stand back I'm winching
It's work which is working
Hold on now hold on now
And win it out winch it out ever taught you that winning
There we go, there we go
There we go looking good looking good
I like how we're avoiding the new mechanic they put into the game twice in a row and just wincing it
And is my favorite part about all this
Fuck the developers of the game
We should be all fixed up. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. There goes all my I got a reseal again
I don't got no metal frex
That's okay. That's a little confusing.
Wind in doubt, wind it out.
You go ahead and stay on first gear, Mr. Windy. You mind doing that for me, bud?
Yep, yep, I got you, boss.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
A few numbers too, anyways. I know what one is, though.
Quick re-winds.
You mean driving, boss?
Oh, now go ahead and just press the P on your keyboard,
throw that bad boy in the park.
That's the park, boss.
Yeah, you should press just a minute.
OK, thanks, boss.
You're the special, the mini.
Who's that?
Where are you guys going that way?
Oh, we're not driving.
We're just hanging around, assessing the situation.
I say we throw it in reverse and floor it.
go ahead and throw it in reverse and floor it
yep sounds good
throw it in reverse
dude chat I'm so high
just figuring out how to throw it in reverse real quick
oh yep
yep take your time take your time
yep yep just uh
what am I fucking doing dude
yep take your step
throw it in reverse
man hold down the W button
button you're not floored it I'm so fucking hot you're doing great Wendy you're doing great
there we go there you go how are we looking good I go ahead throw that bad boy in park
looking good she looking good all right you're a good one you got these down
I'll get the nail gun I got you Gingy I'm coming what are we dealing down
your mom I'm coming to nail gun it Genji are you at
right here what's it get wall right now we're gonna get the second yeah we're
gonna nail these wooden planks and I got a nail gun when I'm waiting on
she's the planker yeah yeah yeah
we're good we're good okay what about nail it with your energy just like
whenever I put it down you just have to okay I guess nail it down oh yeah oh well
not guys hey guys what the Sam fuck are we doing over here we're nailing it's
get a hammer
What happened to our plank
Why'd you remove the nails it was good no, it's not
All right, we're ready
We got to put the bridge down this direction is what Chad saying
Oh, we don't got to build the bridge no more than let's go
Exactly
I'm gonna cook us up some burgers
When he drives you can't all I can't
Burgers by oh, you lost the burger
All right
Judy doesn't want me cook the burgers on
Yeah, I got you I got the beers right here boys
Yeah, well, we don't got no burgers report. Oh you got me not a beer
Buttfuckin' you bottles, what the hell?
What?
Don't need to buttfuck me, bottles.
Fuck, mojies, I was just trying to grab a beer.
I got this food.
That's okay.
That's okay, I'll flick your bean later.
For now, let's focus on the burgers and the beer.
Here we go.
Let's have a seat.
Mm-hmm.
Come on, sit down, Genji.
Have a beer with us.
This is living.
This is fancy living.
Life's very sweet.
This year is, yeah, life's very sweet.
Fuck yeah.
Nature, we got bees.
Smells like something's burning, but I don't know what that could be.
That's peanut. He's just a little bird.
He just kind of burn, isn't he?
You have a stupid fucking hat, Gigi. Nobody's even cooking the burgers back here.
We don't got burgers. We don't got none.
What the fuck do you need?
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
We throw it out the cookware
Hey, where you going
You fucking
Made you stop the car didn't it?
That's because me and Winnie were finally alone
Yeah, we just- We lost for like four hours straight last time on the left side of the way, and we just drove to this one.
Let's go!
That was the easiest step, whatever.
There you go.
Don't we just meddle inside?
Oh, okay. Alright, we're back in.
Wait, sometimes there's stuff back here.
Well, now we don't need it. We need adventure.
We need some burgers.
Come on, dude, come on!
Those are no burgers!
What the hell?
Let us proceed, let us proceed, go and earn the second gear, go and earn the third gear.
Oh shit, oh shit, hold on.
Back into first gear.
Oh shit.
Go and earn the second gear.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Go and earn the third gear.
There's a little bridge.
Oh yeah, there's something going on.
I'm checking this out.
Let's take a little investigation here.
That's a chance to see the agent.
I think we should assess the agent.
Mm-hmm. Take a peek. Take a gander.
Well, it looks like we're gonna have to...
Oh, my gosh.
I'm gonna just rob it up this bad boy.
No, no, we can't. We can't.
Look at this. You gotta look at this.
Look at this shit.
What the hell are we supposed to do here?
We ain't got no fly in our feet.
No, we got a fucking...
What the fuck is this?
Hey, yeah, if we were meant to fly,
we'd have wings on our back and propellers on our feet.
This is some Vin Diesel 5's shit right here.
I think we need to winch it.
Yeah.
I think this is a winch insidiation.
100%.
Unless we got some planks.
I could build a sub sub sub.
How are we supposed to get up there?
Wait, maybe there's something for us up there.
I think we got to go to the left.
I have an idea.
I know exactly what to do.
We all run.
We put the RV right where I'm standing.
We then throw a man up to that wind shook on the top right do you want me to wind up the whole thing?
Wait, which which top right the one right there? Yeah, we're winning yet. Oh, what is that wait a second?
Wait a second look above us. There's a ramp up there. Oh
Shit false false. They look up problem. Oh my god. The Buddha is here for good luck
Wait, what?
shit
That's not Buddha
That ain't Buddha man
But what is it? Oh, I was muted wasn't I?
That might be
Look at what he's pointing at, didn't he?
They should be talking at...
Gonna drive on by, just gonna mosey on by through here. There we go.
There we go.
We're gonna wait and get through. There's just a double winch back it up.
And we gotta drag her up.
There we go.
Suck her off from the back.
I threw in park. We're good to go, boys.
Yeah, we look pretty good to go.
I think we need to back her up a little bit, baby. Go left.
Yeah, that's a lighter
All right. Yeah, here we go. Here we go. Do we figure out what the boot is pointing at?
That's not Buddha man. That's Kim
Yeah, that's Kim Jong-un. That's not Kim. No, it's not you dumbasses.
Oh, that's definitely Kim Jong-un. I've seen Kim Jong-un before. That's Kim Jong-un.
He has the same cut and everything. I can see I can tell that cut from anywhere.
When he can't be ready, when he can't be, can't be, can't be, can't be, can't be.
Thank you, Bowser.
Thank you, Bowser.
Go ahead and take me all the way up, will you?
Are you going to touch me this time, Bowser?
No, I'm not going to touch this time, Bowser.
I'm going to touch you.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm going to touch me all the way up there, Bowser.
There you go, Bowser.
Holy shit, wait, this is tech. This is going to work.
Yeah, it's going to work, where the Jesus is.
Fuck it. Do I drive this thing now?
It do call me the Jesus.
hold them I need someone up here as well can you throw witty up here what
he's up there with us when he's oh when you mind picking me up and throwing me
at that tree right there that's boss thank you boss
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh everything okay RV felt for it
really cosmetic
Did you okay in there?
What oh, I'm now we win check point that we're supposed to be at. Oh, what the fuck?
Now we win shit
I found an adult what is the antidote for?
All right, I'll be it's that's it's bites us
Okay, it's looking good. It's really good. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god
That's tech that's tech right there
Pretty good today
I see we get this place some quick repairs. It's a gaze
You need more wench hooks there's some over at this checkpoint it'll be boss. We ain't even use one yet
Do you really have any space for one?
That's how good we're doing
Bye. I did pick up some more metal if you guys needed professionals
I'm getting a man keep up the great work coconut
You're doing great
You're doing great. Yeah, maybe maybe use the lug nut screw on the radio
Hey, here we go. Oh
Like a NASCAR team hold on hold on hold on. I'm not done. I'm not done with the tires
They're loose. They're loose
The goose is loose
I gotta get the juice next next next
Well, that's gonna start. That's gonna start. All right. All right, we're right. We're ready to ride
We're coming on. Let's go
Brad Pitt
It's not moving it's not moving
Let me tell the time go go go nascar nascar
Oh wait, what the fuck oh
Oh
No, no, we got a problem here since
The back the back is the head in the the ground
I'm coming in everybody grab yourself a nice ass cold beer
I'm waiting for this all god damn day here we go all right go ahead and jug it when you start pushing this thing
Where's the beer is that yes Rick of all
Yeah
We hop in that driver's seat start floored it
Yeah, here we go, here we go, good work, Wynnie, good work boys.
Take her up to here real quick.
Yeah, they're coming in.
Mark, Mark.
Oh.
Oh.
Thank you Wynnie, you did an exemplary job.
I'm coming in, I'm coming in.
Oh, it's a river.
My uncle and I slam in these a lot.
How the fuck are we gonna- is this shit turned into a submarine?
How the fuck are we supposed to do this?
That's also what my uncle said.
You're gonna have to...
So there's bombs in here, by the way.
Ah, there's no bombs. That's an old wives' tale.
Yeah, I don't see any bombs in here.
There ain't no bombs. If there was bombs, I would see bombs.
I think you gotta drive.
It's like a shower water.
Yeah, you gotta follow like where we are.
Peter, where'd you go?
I'm backing up so I can fucking floor it.
we got another people for you you gotta follow our path or where we are yeah
oh this water so clear oh my god there was bombs you why don't you guys tell
me that I thought you were joking wait there's actually Bob this bomb I thought you were
digging around I thought you were yanking my chain wait we actually bought from a bomb right there
yeah I thought you
I everybody in the fucking van why don't we try to why don't we try the uh everybody in the van
Buddha the Buddha why are we camping at a place with bombs what the fuck
Oh
We got to do that whole thing again. No way. Oh shit. Don't you worry boss?
I'll have a job there like any split
There we go, there we go
There we go, all right, wait a dip
Go to that
it's a grimoge. Grabbing uh yeah got it all right. Stay in ready. Get me where to get
me. Oh that's okay I survived. Don't be a pussy cocoa we talked about Lord. Thank you
There we go. There we go. You ready, Biles? Go ahead and touch me. Perfect. Yeah, it was
There we go. There it is. Okay.
It's really strong.
Alright, alright.
Alright.
No worries, no worries. Everybody, everybody in!
All the boys, all the boys.
Wait, you left Genji.
Come on boys, come on boys.
I need to go find some metal free guys.
Hey Peter, I think you can give me a turn at the wheel.
What do you think of that?
Oh, fuck yourself!
What do you think of that, Peter?
Oh, hey!
Hold on!
You don't want to actually, you don't want to know!
Why not?
You're stupid, Cogon!
You'll just get us killed!
I'm trying my best, boss.
I'm sorry.
You know he's like that, boss.
I'm sorry.
He's trying not to work as well.
Oh, oh my God.
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You know he's like that, boss.
He's trying not to work as well.
I'm sorry.
Oh, oh my God.
Oh, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
Oh my god, it's like that scene in- Oh, I'm almost dead.
You fucking get it doozy, boss!
Oh shit!
We need to grab that Winston hook!
Where's the Winston hook?
I'm up here.
I don't want Winston to hook.
You stay out there. We need you with the Winston remote.
It's talking right at the middle bar.
Hey, wait, hold up.
Got it, got it!
Nice, nice, nice.
Now we're cooking, boys.
Now we're cooking.
Fuck, fuck.
Oh, yeah, now we're cooking with hot fire. I need you. Where are you?
I'm coming getting stuff for you guys. All right. What do I do peanut?
Josh me at that tree right yonder
There we go
How's she looking? Oh
We're looking pretty good. Oh
No, we're looking good
He bought Winston, he bought Winston.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Little bit more, little bit more.
There we go.
Good work boys, good work everybody in.
I got 13 more metal pieces for you guys.
Thank you, you've got somebody grabbing that hammer.
Why does this game...
Ah, gotcha, uh...
Why does this game...
Why does this game make me want to smoke cigarettes?
Yo, robot, they were the reason I'm doing this, dude.
Thank you.
Belly sleeper, they were the reason I'm doing this, too.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I think you're killing me, Winnie.
Oh!
Who's that?
What?
Oh, fuck!
There's an eagle!
There's an eagle!
What the...
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, right, right, right, right, right!
What the fuck is that?
Leave a gun on us!
I'll fuck that thing up.
Hold on, I'll get a nail gun.
Move, move, move, move!
That Eagle comes, it's toast for it.
Do not come, do not come!
William, you're gonna kill me, you keep hitting me, man.
You can hit with the hammer.
Dude, I'm nearly dead, you've hit me like 30 times.
Eagle's coming back for another slap!
I will fuck that thing up.
Where's it at?
We're going round and round, we're going round and round.
Man, it's easy, keep standing.
William, you're killing me again, man.
How do I repair it then?
Keeper steady, boys, keeper steady!
Oh, fuck.
Keeper steady, boys!
Oh, fuck!
Keeper steady!
To the right, to the right, low!
Hey, we're out of battle, we're out of battle.
What's in yet?
We made it across the river.
Nice.
I'm just behind you guys.
Don't you worry, I got some extra jet fuel too that I found.
There ya ya!
Looks like we got our staffs quite the pickle over here, boy.
We're gonna have to build a bridge.
I'm the best goddamn building you ever seen.
I said, said.
I think you heard me.
Oh, coconut, you put it out of park!
Be careful, be careful.
I don't think we have any nail guns. I have no idea where we are on them.
I got a nail gun, the expert breezebillers got a nail gun.
Ah, perfect, perfect.
Oh my gosh.
It's the hardest thing to do.
There you go.
Oh my god.
Help me, please, god.
What?
What?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
God, Jimmy's coming down.
He's coming down.
What happened?
Where'd he go?
Where'd I go?
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Peanut, I'm coming.
Peanut, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh my goodness.
Jesus Christ.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I got you! I got you! I got you!
Here you go. See, I saved you, man.
Are you scared?
Good.
What do you guys think?
We have to offer a sacrifice to the eagle!
Go to the...
You have to go right now!
Wait, are we holding each other right now?
What?
What the fuck?
Wait, wait, that's...
Wait, that's...
Wait, wait, wait, let me go, wait, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go!
Who brought James?
Holy, what the hell?
What's happening?
Go get a...
Go get a...
Go get a...
Go get a...
Um...
Go get a...
Wait, oh, I just picked up the bomb!
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on a second.
What the...
You what?
What the...
Hey, maybe we use the bomb to boost ourselves across.
How do I start about that?
You can pick up the bomb?
Then you can pick it up!
Yeah!
Maybe we can use it!
I don't think so!
How do I blow it up?
Think about how we can use these bombs.
Let's see.
Don't let it touch the car. Yeah, yeah
Let's let's let it
Honestly, I don't even know if we have to know what if you just use the guys are to fly over there
To me
What if we just use the geyser to fly over?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, hop in boys!
I'm coming!
We'll wait for the geyser to go up and then we'll floor it!
Okay, so we gotta count it when it goes off so we can tie it perfectly.
Okay, I already know you-
Oh my god, you're a genius!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
All right, you have to do it before I go. Yeah, you gotta go down. You gotta go down. It's smoking
We got a winch it we got a winch it
don't reverse
They have done this bad boy in reverse. What RV is this? How's this possible? This is crazy. Oh
The guys are at do we make shit?
Yeah, we missed it. It's more to the right. Yeah, it's more to the right.
Oh, shit. All right, let's go ahead and winch it.
I'll get the winch it controller. Yeah, let's go ahead and winch it, boys.
Anybody got the nail gun? I think we have. When you have it.
Who's got the nail gun? I got the nail gun.
I go ahead and nail this board to the ground over here. We can winch on the board
Yeah
with the wood plank what where we put the wood plank it was in the perfect position oh what go go what
what did i do i didn't do nothing i didn't do anything oh my god oh my god everybody in the car
everybody in the car what are you guys doing what happened what blew up the car what you did come on
I
Was feed right this we're feed right this lock in boys. What is that?
Why don't do anything that what I do would you
Right there
Here we go
What do we do so this bad boy in park and we go all right perfect? I'll throw you up
You go ahead throw me up there
We'll start wedging it
Come on up don't be shy
I'm coming peanut come here coconut come here how the
How'd you get up that you just walk up it with your legs, okay?
It's an old ancient technique on you up. Oh
Nice
Look at Wendy how's he looking?
Yep, she's good
Wins it for me will you?
Friends six million helps me think oh, yeah
we're done boy got it here we go
oh I'm sorry what was that about not
needing metal again that's okay boys
everybody knows the plant never goes
get on the first double drive you really
starting selling no what if we go up
here boys oh wait oh this is the bridge with the boot up wait a second this is where the
boot is pointing to oh the camp but we got it oh yeah we got it for the bridge we need a build
we got a build we got a build hold up what about him still building we got look there's parkour
over here witty i need you to grab that orange penis okay okay boss have that orange penis
I can't believe we have it, boss. Here you go. I can't believe.
Now, toss it up to me.
Can someone toss me over here? Let's loot right there.
Oh, oh, boss.
Oh, oh, okay. All right, we're making progress.
Do you want to jump down?
One of us dies. We can just revive at the station.
Now, you toss it up to me.
Thank you. Thank you. Now, let me repair the car right quick.
there we go there we go I'm looking at me
now what I want you to do so that I want you to grab Winnie
stop with me I want you to give me hold up hold up now when I want to grab
You ready yep
No, oh
We thought now hold on. I'll just wins it back up
Don't drop me. Don't go
Yeah, here we go. Oh, you ready to grab it. Get ready to grab your gravity
gravity I
Got it. All right, we go I go ahead and
and
hold on to get stuck down there let me go ahead reset it
and release that bad boy
i'll throw it up to you
oh here we go
i'm gonna throw it to you ready
catch
got it winnie
okay let me go ahead and throw it back to you
bring it back up
ready
yeah ready
catch
alright let me go ahead and throw it back to you
ready
catch
catch the fucking
What do you like to have
You have ties or something what do you cross-eyed?
We go ahead and throw it back to you ready?
kids
Well, what do you get to go ahead and throw it back to you. You can catch it
Ready kids
What do you have a fucking day?
right
Go ahead throw it back to ya.
Woody, catch it man!
GENGE!
One more drop man!
Okay, okay, let me, here, here.
You fucking GENGE!
I caught it!
I caught it!
Here we go!
I caught it!
Oh, you gave me the perfect throw that time.
Alright, come on up boys!
Come on now!
We're coming!
Come on now. Come on now. Here we go
Good work
Let me up
you back up let go that wedge will you all right reset there we go there we go
oh jimmy's got the biz machine what's that that's the device we just been
half an hour tried again I'm gonna die I'm gonna die
All right, yes, what do we need that for?
We're gonna pour it across this job here.
You forgot me!
Let me see how far it is.
Let's see a chance if we can make this jump or not.
Hey, buddy.
About two and a half.
About three.
It's about three straight.
I never get fuller.
See, you think about three?
Ah, there we can fuck the floor.
325 packs.
325 salute packs for me.
Shit.
Do you think that's about a 3?
Maybe a 3.5, 3.6.
Shit.
Alright.
He made it just fine.
He made it just fine, I think.
It's fine, it's fine.
Yo, how about we stir the weed?
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Did you got that jet fuel boss? I got it. All right.
Red hop on in. He's got a four P. Yes sir. Hop on in winning. Come on, boss. All right.
three two one
maybe it was four
looks like it was actually about four
how am I not dead from going all the way up there
my glasses are getting repaired in the shop
Yeah, I'm actually not dead. What's
How did that other sort of car start this? I think that's faster than doing undoing whatever the fuck we just did
Mm-hmm
Take me grab the wedge
um
There is uh some planks we could just nail down and try to
I need some water. I think we could
I'm behind me making me not think
It comes to price he's able to take
Let me get some water, let me get some water real quick
I'll solve everything, not with you peanut
That's water, it's water, that's why you can't think
It's not like it's fucking 35 chromosomes you got extra
It's the fucking water, yeah
Let's get some fucking water in you
I
Is it gay to build a bridge in cheese that is that what we gotta do we could I think if we put two like
Maybe then soon we're going to place down and just shot off of that
It'd be better. Oh
Shit wait. Oh shit. I hear the eagle. I hear the eagle. It's right there
Everything going good out here. The Eagles attacking us. What do you be careful?
Yeah, when I don't walk oh those people there's like birds in like Texas
My girl would she go to the bathroom and Ronald take a shit. She'd be like looking at the sky
Same thing again
That's a way out. Hold on. Hold on now
Why don't we build a bridge
I don't think we can floor it
Sideway bridge
I'll get the nail gun I'll show you I'll show you let me show you how to do a sideway bridge winnie. Hey, are you dumb as fuck?
Let me go ahead and show you how to give me that give me that piece of wood
So I'll have you lay it like this
Oh, there we go, okay. All right. Oh, we only need one guys. We have limited nails
We've lost one construction worker
We only need one
Let me get some more of one.
Winnie!
There we go.
All right, Winnie, I need you with that nail gun, boss.
What is that?
Oh, coconut.
I need you with that nail gun.
There you go.
Oh.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Let's try that again.
All right.
Try that again.
Let me know when you got time in.
All right, here we go.
I'm gonna go back and pick up Winnie.
I see.
How do we, I don't-
I'm gonna just blow up some stupid town.
There we go!
And there you have it, homeboy!
Holy sh-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna get to remove nails.
I got this, I got this.
Oh, right, oh, right, oh, right, oh, right!
Wait, does he give you the nail back?
I think so.
Oh, let me know, let me know.
Here we go.
This is this is perfect. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she looking birdie. Wait you look at Mike give us the 3.5 to hit the launch
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I mean that's about a four. It's like you're about a four
We went from a four inch cock to a six inch cock
One more play we're five inches right now. This is gonna take us a six. There we go. There we go. Yeah
out. Six sounds a lot better than four. Why are we putting it long ways? Oh, hold on.
Go ahead. There we go. There we go. You're also up the gearage. We need more speed. Are
we stupid? Genie where genus is. Now get the damn jet fuel. We're about to take flight.
Oh, what are you back? Yeah, I got him. Oh, wait, let me in. I hope you can go down below
and get the debt fuel though hold up wait a minute oh I'm in a bit of a pickle oh hold up wait a
month oh fuck hold up I'm good good good hold up I had to compose yourself a little there
wait there's regular oil down here too am I am I backing up am I good I see you Rico what's up
no oh shit oh shit oh my god guys I need someone watching back there see if I see if I'm good
all right I'm hopping in back it up wait I think you said she has jet fuel do
we have jet fuel oh you're not good you're not good you're not why did you
back it up why you back it up I'm coming in help me back up all right
hold on all right to the right to the right go right right more to back back
now back back all right I think we're fucked I think you gotta like I could I
could I could fix it I think she needs I think she needs help she's dead I could
fix it hey can you go back to that that little house over there and just like
I'm running back. It's all the way back there, right?
I'm running James, I'm putting it back, don't worry, you guys are second, you think you're...
I'm going to check the map, Chief was going the right way real quick.
They say take a right.
Okay, I'm going to go ahead and put her in reverse.
I have to go down below because that's where the deck is.
there we go you have a lot of
other all right uh...
you're going to work for a second you'll go
oh shit
i'm going to put this thing away
i'll come back
uh...
what the fuck happened here
i think we're going to start a fight with the situation
i think we're going to start a fight with the
Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
There we go.
There we go. You see that?
You see that there? We got a genie.
There we go.
What do I go down?
Well, I go down to hell.
You could come back to the other side
where I originally fell.
And I just.
Oh, I just need to hit this.
Don't correctly.
Hey, I'm here.
Where do I live?
I can run it up actually to you. What the hell? Holy shit. You got the bridge.
Let's go ahead. Rip it. Okay. I got it.
I got some strong ass legs.
I feel like we should fix the vehicle with the motor oil.
Yeah, with the big, yeah, I agree.
Okay, I'll fix it up.
We just...
Wait, where'd the wiener go? Where'd the wiener go?
When he's right here. When he's right here.
No, not Winnie, the wiener.
Oh.
I'm grabbing the wiener, I'm grabbing it. Got it?
I need to get back up and say, how do you get back up from here?
I knew you got a climb
Gigi I'm pretty sure I saw you come up this way, right? Oh
Oh
It took it out of my hands. I went too far. Oh, yeah, I need to toss it to one of you guys. Oh my goodness gracious
Oh, wait, it's back when it started. Yeah, I'm gonna grab it and toss it up to you. Okay
I
Here we go you go ahead touch to me did you oh
Thousand times you stupid bitch
What if I try to jump up there and you grab me I go ahead like does that is that no that's
I need to pick you up. Here. You're fatty. I got it. Let me fix up the car. We'll pick
this spot right there, peanut. Yeah, this is Mrs. Chalupa. Yeah, you missed the spot right there.
You
Mr.. Chalmers
They're delicerous and nutritious now put the fucking death you in the car about a rip it across this valley
Where's winning? Oh, it's right here. Wait, where'd you go?
We have what if I haven't fit wait are you the word that's if you in it was winning guys
Wait, what is that?
when you where'd you go
you know push me off
you killed Winnie peanut
I'm riffing it
you might spot me
did you kill Winnie?
no I ain't kill Winnie you dumb bitch
did you kill him?
no I ain't kill him you dumb bitch
no you might spot me bums
Yeah, yeah, you gotta get looked up.
All right.
All right.
And run!
Send it, send it, send it!
Yeah!
Can we make it?
No.
We definitely did not.
Shit.
It's okay, it's an easy drive up.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me try.
Okay, all right, okay.
All right, okay, plan B.
I don't think that plan's working.
Do we have another plan?
I think we need more, we need to add more inches.
It's it we need more wood
We got a far more go long way style. We got to go long way style. They're long. Yeah log dig style
Exactly. I'm a drop it all this. We know the dimensions of the wheel
You get the tape measure around here we go
Here we go
100,000 shook up a smile.
Is that this Saturday?
Oh my god.
All right.
Coconut, you mind coming over with me real quick?
I need you to toss that wiener up to me.
Are you sure you don't want to go the other way that we were going before?
Ah, no, this is definitely better, 100%.
Ready?
Thank you, Coconut.
Yep, go ahead.
This is faster, too.
Thank you, Mods.
I
Damn dude, do we do a watch a lot for a job this Saturday
How do I get up?
Hey, Pina, how do I get up there now? You just walk up over there. Do I'm looking walk up right over there?
Holy shit, my legs are strong as fuck. Yeah, you like an ox
But you're kind of slow
What is someone threw me over there with one of these I could
The one place that I got us we're doing long this time, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I go ahead
I don't think it's gonna reach
Oh
Yes, you want to go ahead put the wooden like a little further I know but we gotta make it as close
We're gonna make that shit
All right
Winnie that's not why don't you do it?
Yeah, but why don't you throw me across the disk that we win shit?
Yeah, so you see before it gets across it'll fall and die
So we need to build a bridge.
You guys going?
Oh my god.
Boss, did you fall?
I'm good, Winnie. I'm good.
I'm dead.
Good.
Are you dead?
I fell off the bridge trying to pick up Peanut.
We don't want to fortify the current bridge, Winnie.
We want to build a new one.
I'll go get you.
Oh, that's perfect, Winnie.
It's perfect.
That's good, that's good, and I gotta pick up. I got a wood plank right here, too
I'm right below you guys
Art I got you. Thank you, G. You're welcome. Thanks for thanks for raising me
I'm like these fucking assholes for these guys
I know we should just throw them off and we do it ourselves. We should just kill them
We just killed them in the old guns. Maybe we should get someone
of the team with more than 35 IQ what do you guys think you wouldn't be on the
team either then all right buddy don't get a twist it's do not get a twist to
here let me try to build this okay that's good that's good
Go ahead and get those nails out, you're already one thing.
Oh, fuck it!
Oh, fuck it!
Wait, I'm alive!
It's genuinely playing with absolute morage right now.
I think it's what I feel.
Take the other wood play, peanut.
Take that one right there.
I
Alright, there's a wood to care something. How do we fall?
He took out the nail from the blank with only one nail
Because when I said hey, we should take out one nail it only needs one nail
with one nail, with being the Einstein he is, said, oh, there's a board with one nail and
then took it out of the board with one nail.
That's how he fell and we died.
Well, she kind of looks like one if you really think about it.
If you think about it, they kind of round up and down.
Yeah, we had to run up all the way to hell.
We're hard at work here.
No masses.
Oh
Shit good ready looking good
Okay, I'm all right now. I'm gonna throw this down. All right. Here we go. You ready?
Here you go. Okay
one more try boss one more try boss there you go there we go and then what I put another
wood right here right when you ready wait a long way style what with the crisscross oh
I know what you're saying like I put a wood right here we crisscross yeah yeah yeah yeah
Okay, we go come here come here come here with that
Here we go
Ready
We lost Winnie all right, this should be good enough. Let's go ahead and try to rip it boss
I
Got the jet fuel coconut go ahead grab the jet fuel for me. We have the jet fuel
You're welcome
To be right in one of those bad boys
All right turbo fuel. All right
All right
Maybe we should winch it.
Maybe we should winch it, Paws.
Let's go back to Plan A. Plan A was working pretty spectacularly if I do say so myself.
I think it's because we couldn't drink a fucking beer before.
Alright, follow me, boys.
Follow me.
I think if we add more wood places, it'll add more inches, I mean, we gotta cross.
We finished the bridge.
You won't be so goddamn stupid. How about that plan?
Hmm?
Maybe we should try that.
Shit, that fucker coming up.
Fuck it, suck my cock.
Fuck it, fuck it, whoa.
You're getting fucking blobby.
Oh my god, we're all the way back at the start.
Why are we all the way back here now?
Well, this is where we get old days down.
Look up, Coco.
I'm not easier. What the heck?
All right.
Ready?
Catch ya, boss.
All right, okay, we're gonna put it on the tree.
We're gonna put it on the tree.
Thank you, boss.
all right go ahead and toss me up there witty it is actually incredible how you
guys can be so fucking retarded look at good she's looking for the car to use
the remote I don't think I'm in there
Hey, let me grab that remote boys. I
Want to go get the jet view
We're doing it we're doing it
Take a sip of the chili
I might fucking Mary Poppins y'all
Here we go nice and safe
I don't know Mary Poppins fuck anybody on the front of a car. Oh she did you were fucking me
Did we just fall? We just died.
Oh wait.
Oh wait, we're up, bro!
Doing my part.
It ain't easy.
Oh, guys.
getting up there. You can jump across the bridge.
Also, you just walk up. Oh, we want to be throwing the car
and part.
Coco's got us. I got us. I got us. Hold on now. I got us,
boys.
Wait, hold up. Wait a moment. Wait, hold up. Wait a minute.
I got us, boys.
Hold on. We're gonna be there. We're gonna be there. Hold
Wait, hold up, wait, wait a short spare.
I got a spare, I got a spare.
You got it prepared?
All right, I'm going to send it.
Hold up, hold, one moment.
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, one second, one moment.
It's got to hop on in.
Oh, fuck.
Put it apart!
Put it apart, put it apart!
OK.
I'm ready all right
all right
let's ride
oh hold on wait a minute
oh fuck
here we go
here we go
There we go
Hey
The engines on fire the engines on fire the engine is not looking good. It's on fire. It's not guys everybody
We're drowning
I'm pushing that person.
I'm gonna put some more oil in.
Give some more time.
Keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing.
Put some luffer oil in the tank.
Put some more oil?
Put it in, put it in.
It won't give a three.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh my.
We lit it.
It's smoking.
Run fire, run fire.
We got it, we got it out.
We got it out.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Phew.
That was close.
I've even dropped my beer.
Hey, easy chat.
Oh my goodness.
I'm sure I almost dropped it right there, boys.
Wasn't even close.
Wasn't even close.
Pleasure to worry for you for a second.
With our combined intelligence,
our IQ is like 900.
900 million?
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm right outside. I'm right under the car.
Oh, I got you, Miles. Don't you worry.
It's a little bit of a fit now for you, it's just bruised up.
All right, let's smoke a quick cigarette
and think about this for a second.
Nothing like a good old siggy to think about in contemplate life.
My best thoughts for what I have is cigarette, let me tell you.
And when I'm taking a shit.
And I'm gonna take a shower.
And after I take 13 shots.
My best thoughts I have are actually when I'm in the club, but I'm literally drunk on drugs, and I look at myself in the mirror, and I have an existential awareness crisis, and I look at myself and think, why did I get like this?
Why did it start?
Maybe if my dad loved me more and my uncle showed me more love, maybe I wouldn't be in this situation.
Oh my God, you can do shut the fuck up for two seconds!
Thank you.
Let's take a look at the map up there.
Alright, take it open to the map.
Yeah
All right, here's where we were where we exploded late last time now guys we are about one inch from
Instant death. I won't lie to you. I like those chances. I'll take those odds
Why just send it or what? No, somebody grab a nail gun not a nail gun
I hear two of you. Oh fuck.
What are you doing with the nail gun, peanut?
I'll put it on back.
Hey, peanut, can I get him for you? What?
I'll catch you. I got you. I got you.
I got you peanut. I'll catch you good sir
Thank you, coca. It's your lifesaver your lifesaver. I go ahead and start wedged it witty
Yeah, wait, boss, you go ahead and wait for me witty. I'm waiting
You keep going keep going we're gonna fall here keep going
Oh my god
Are we because of this game build a plank this time I did we build a bridge long stick style
All right, put a jet fuel in it put it in right now I'm putting it in
All right, it's in it put it right now. No, it's time for it. It's that it's that it's that
Actually make it
We're on the move again boys, left right!
This is so much damage though.
We'll bump out those scratches, don't you worry Bodge.
I'm just getting the metal over here.
Oh my god.
Alright, here's the new plan.
Oh my god.
Wanky, wanky, wanky.
Let's build a bridge one big style.
But the jet fuel of the car will just take it slower afterward. All right putting it in
Ready it's in let's go
There we go. There we go. Okay. All right, it's black. Okay. I think we need to do some
quick repairs to the car before we... I fucking know the Jeff feelings.
Oh my...
I'm gonna be here for a couple of hours.
Longest style.
Jeff feelings.
It's in.
Oh my gosh.
I made a mistake hold up throw the jet fuel in
throw the jet fuel in
let me have a try let me let me try
throw the jet fuel in right now
let me try let me try
throw the jet fuel in you motherfuckers
3, 2, 1, I'm pushing it!
GO!
WOOOOOO!
Oh fuck!
It has to have been a fucking damaged event.
Oh fuck!
WOOOOOO!
There we go boys.
There we go.
Now we wait for the jet fuel to wear off, and we take it slow on the next part.
Looks like there's some serious damage on the car.
Let's get this thing back up and out of him.
Let's get this thing in working condition again.
You dead?
Oh, shit, he's dead.
Oh, fuck!
I got you, boss.
Thank you, Peter.
I knew you'd never forget about me.
Of course, of course.
There we go.
There we go.
Alright.
Yeah, I was thinking that we'll do the couple nails.
Alright, how about it?
I'm not mad, I'm not mad, let's go.
Let's...
Riiight!
That's it easy now.
That's it easy.
Oh my god.
A second damage.
I take damage.
Oh, fuck.
Take a beer.
Take a beer.
Take a beer.
Take a beer.
Push it.
Push it.
Push it.
Push it.
Push it.
Push it.
Push it.
Push it.
Push it.
Push it.
Push it.
Push it.
Oh my god!
I gotta keep driving.
I gotta keep driving.
There we go.
Guys, we'll stop and we leave the rest to you.
Here we go.
Hang on, I'm not in.
And we made it.
I'm not in, peanut.
I'll park up here, boss.
Don't you worry.
Here we go.
Here we go.
All right.
Now I need some motor oil.
Get the engine purring again.
All right, we're good to go.
Do a couple repairs as well while we're at it.
Is there any food we can eat real quick?
I could cook us up some burgers if there is.
You about cooking up a couple burgers?
Yeah, I might do that right now.
How do you like your meat cooked?
A medium rare.
Oh, man, culture.
OK, if you said well done, I would have fucking
drop punched you in the fucking.
I would have started sucking your penis.
I would have.
Oh, my goodness.
I would have started just sucking.
How do people get their steaks cooked well done?
That's like getting a piece of bread and just burning it.
What the hell?
I can't die for fucking no reason.
puppets from strings from the ceiling no reason I count out for nothing burger
well done that too got their burger well done
all right ready this thing let's go I have we had a week let's think about
this first thing and how do we get across the water I have an idea what is
it will build the bridge
have we crossed this before how do we do this last time we know we never do this part before
oh fuck okay I think we need to time the geyser because it might give us like it's
right right there so it'll give us a bit of momentum if we put it in turbo what do you
think is it we put the bridge right there wait could we put the bridge right
there hold on oh that's not here no no you're not what I would here we go hold
on hey hey what about this what if I put the bridge this way like there was
four of us there check it out come here what do you get the nail gun okay
Wait, how'd you die?
Hey, what are you doing?
Alright, Peter, I'm gonna put it right here. Get ready to nail it. Right when it touches on.
Did you miss?
That was good. That was good.
Thanks.
I'm going in.
Wait, you can pick up the nails you missed in the water. I see him.
He doesn't let me nail it the whole time.
Hold on.
Right here. Right here. Hold on. Right here.
Check it out. Right here.
you can nail it to dingy what you can't nail it to stone coconut
can you nail it to another board though what I'm just thought of a thought I
think we should nail it like three boards together okay nail nail the bridge
Nailed all the wood together.
We nailed all the wood together, that's a great idea.
And then we put it across.
Oh fuck.
Take a barn or something here.
No, you guys can't beat them up after you nailed them together though by the way.
Oh god damn it.
Now you can die.
She lied.
No, I think we can take out the nails and pick the wood up, no?
She lied.
She lied.
She wasn't lying.
Alright, wait, that's a great idea.
We'll use the bomb to give us a boost.
Should we nail it to the bomb?
Wait, what if we nail gun the bomb and then it boosts us across?
It floats!
Wait, Jinji just died.
I think so.
What happened?
What the heck is going on?
You touched the car with the bomb!
Wait, I have an idea.
It wasn't blowing up anything, I tried.
So I was like, okay, maybe they just don't blow up in this game.
Peter, Peter, Peter!
Trust the engine! Trust me! Trust me, trust me!
Trust me, Peter. Trust the engine. Trust me, trust me.
Alright, let me know when you're ready.
Ready?
This, I think this is actually how we beat it.
Wait, someone get the hammer. Get the hammer and use the metal, so we shield it.
Guys, we are metal, we use the bombs.
Manometer from dying.
Holy shit, you guys.
That just means it'll work next time.
well how do we get across this water well the water is too deep oh there's a
part to the right of the shallow that we can't go across
can we watch it there's literally a bridge over here where oh shit there's a
part to the right of the shallow where's the bridge? right there! where?
Oh
Maybe we are
This part's hard
But you how are we gonna get the car over there place and nails now we get the car over there. I
I think we build a bridge
If we got a restart backing up
How about we just winch it go for go hard go hard go hard go hard
Now get soft
Okay, this time this time we don't turbo boost across
The car we don't turbo boost across we take it down and we winch it up
Yeah, we need the turbo boost for the water
The first time
That's one of your apparent first and then turbo in a garage
Wait so
Wait, we can do that because I need you to grab that that that piss machine
Okay, that piece machine for rebounds got it throwing it up. Thank you. Good, sir
Got it
Pay the car like it was that clip came in
There we go, all right, all right, all right
Now you guys are just what's this shit I'm building with the hammer
Now we rip it with the jet fuel
Yeah, so it's that um that's our armor protection basically
Oh shit
We're doing pretty good
We're doing I think that deserves a beer
I almost fell off the guy's head.
Maybe a cigarette too.
Yeah boy.
I think this is the run.
I think this is the run.
Did you, where are you? I lost you.
Wait, where are you at?
I'm lost in the woods. I've completely lost this fucking bridge.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're going the right way.
Okay.
We back
Yeah, I'm coming back in just had to get the you the scenery
I'm gonna go howdy. They look someone can't thank you. Thank you. Howdy neighbor gets close that bridge
Yeah, sounds good to me. We back yourself. We get some speed
Most definitely with that effect. I'm gonna grab a beer watch out this code now
Yeah, let's get to me. Here we go. Here we go.
That's pretty good to me.
Watch out for this guy.
Oh, you gonna watch this submit clip? I'll watch it.
He's so smart.
Here we go.
Thank you for the contact. Thank you for something.
Thank you, Audie. David.
Hey, dude, the recent. Thank you. Thank you guys, man.
We go up.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Tracks got some fucking vertical.
Where are we at?
I think you just gotta fucking send it down there.
You just gotta send it down there, bud?
I think we had to.
Yeah!
Yeah, boy! Yeah, boy!
Oh, that even damaged us!
Wait, can you get across? We need to watch it.
Oh, I'm stuck.
Oh, my God!
Get a drink of my shit!
Drink of my shit!
drink a beer get out of here
I'm coming I'm coming
Jesus Christ give me beer
I'm drinking
oh my god it's fucking it up
I'm pushing it
I'm pushing it
I'm pushing it
oh my god, I don't care the car
get the next geyser he's gonna kill us
he's gonna kill us
I'm pushing
I'm in the bottom
I'm pushing
I'm watching it! I'm watching it!
I'm watching it! I'm watching it!
Wait, okay, okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Oh, we're good, we're good. Let's make some repairs.
Let's make some repairs.
Oh, we've already been stressed.
Oh, I knew she had it.
I knew she had it.
No, bitch, she's just surprised me every day.
Here we go.
I made misdeed.
I think I'm dead under the car guys.
I think my gate glitched out.
I made misdeed.
I'm not allowed to make repairs.
I'm stuck.
I got you, bud.
We might need to pull them out of there.
There you go.
Okay, you might be able to drive through this.
You drive through it?
Yeah.
All right, bud.
I feel like you'll be able to.
to
There we go
Yes
I'm a perfect car fine. We're good. We're good. I'm receiving
oh my goodness all right the part that's breaking you dumb bitch what's
breaking the engine all right the water I'm repairing it you're gonna think it
yep yeah we're good we're good boss there we go we got going on did you see
we can drive through this you think so I think we might be a buggy there's a
Stupid rock in the way
Yeah
With good driver skills we can maneuver
But what we can do is we can wench it to this tree
So if we fucking fall in the water we can reverse it back and save us
I didn't do 100% of what you're gonna do
There's gonna be too much damage before we can even wench it
Okay
You're good you're good. Bad bad bad bad bad. To the right, to the right now.
No take a left, take a fucking left.
I'm going to the left.
You're bad bad bad bad.
To the right little, to the right little, to the right.
You can go forward a little bit.
You're good, you're good, you're good. To the right, to the right, there you go.
There we go, there we go.
We got it.
Backing up is smidgen.
Okay, so it's over this direction.
Is it shallow Genji?
Let's see.
Let's go to meet us.
Let's go to meet us.
We took over the village.
Oh my god.
The terrible boss.
You might want to make it.
You made it.
You made it.
You made it.
You made it.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Let's go.
This car is incredible.
There's a chance of situation.
We can make it on this bridge.
There's got a floor.
Jesus Christ. Yo, how about we, uh, make it? Yeah. Wait, let's get a plank. Let's get a motherfucking plank.
I'll farm a tree. Oh wait, there's planks across the water.
Fucking farts.
What do you mean? It'll be better because we can go and look for heroes and have them winch it.
Wait, wait, wait, we're going the wrong way.
No, we're not. We're going the right way.
Wait, how do we, no, peanuts right. How the fuck do we get out of here?
We use the jet fuel. I see some jet fuel.
Oh my gosh, peanut.
This is different.
Please don't use the jet fuel.
I'm telling you, if we use the jet fuel, we can fly across the whole river.
Yeah, by going down hill, we're using gravity to our advantage.
Exactly, exactly.
What comes up must come down.
I'm moving these bombs. Oh, whatever
What if we do what if we go?
Well, are we looking for a path hold on should we get a plank up here and use this floor to cross this thing
I was you know, I'm gonna floor it across
Really think about it flooring it is the badass when that's exactly what Vin Diesel would do
That's exactly
I'm coming out hold on
Yeah, you're good to back up you're good you're going down the hill. Yeah, there you go to the right little
huh
We got an angle it so it matches up with this wood. Yeah, we got yeah. Yeah, good to back up. Yeah, hold on
All right back up
Yeah, you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good
Now you can go straight to the right now. You got clearance right here. Okay. All right. There we go. Come come
I'm coming. I'm coming. All right. Oh
Yeah, I think okay now
We're looking good. Oh, yeah, it's good to me. It's really good to me. Oh
My god, that's perfect. That's fucking insane. Oh, I'm dead
Shit, we were stuck. We're stuck. Oh god. What's going on? I don't know. I'm going to park
I'm going to park all of us. We might need to win this
Oh my this is not good
Well, what are we gonna win you to?
We need to go up there and grab a winch and hook will you yeah, I got you boss
Yeah, jump a winch hook wait a good old reach around in the winching pole
Yeah, let me drop this map. I was looking at some good old reach around right here
All right
Go ahead winch it right wrenching it. We need a new tire. Maybe
Wait
There we go keep on keep on going
It's all good. We're good. Here. We all right. I think there we go
Now what do you guys say about hitting the jet fuel all the way across this lake?
I'm most definitely with that boss
Guys, I think that would be pretty fucking sick. I use the crab. Yeah
Holy shit, in fact, I said we get this ramp in class.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's wrong with that?
That's cool.
We're this far and you're going to just try to jeopardize
all that in one second.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
I got one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're going so fucking fast.
We can grab on the walls.
Exactly.
What?
Hey now, look where we're being winnier.
Well, if you don't show fucking fast,
We need to stop this fucking hill and let's get a witch up there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Look, I'm gonna fuck you up this hill. We're just there. Oh, here you go. All right
Yeah, I'm up here bring it up. Bring it up. Let's get fucking witch up there and hit the jet fuel. Yeah
That should be sick and I
Throw that rich up there
You all the way up there. I bet you we don't even need a winch
Use the momentum
Oh my god, I'm gonna take this home.
I would exactly, I would think the jet fuel is gonna save us.
I think you can do it, I think you can fucking do it.
I'm gonna put you back in.
I put the wind thing behind you.
In that little place cuz I've got some more motor fuel to put in.
Don't get up, prepare the jet fuel.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Prepare the jet fuel.
Prepare the jet fuel.
Yeah, you may as well stop some beer up here while you're at it.
I think we go down there though.
Wait, hold on, I'm not in!
Oh.
You sure? Oh wait, yeah, you're right, you're right.
Alright, getting the jet fuel?
Alright, I'm putting in the jet fuel.
What?
Oh, they're like a hard day's work and some cold beer.
I
Go ahead start pushing balance. I'm pushing I'm pushing good job backing her up. That's not working neither. Hey chat
We're working out there. How do I push it?
You press F and wait for the full animation to play. Yeah chat
that. There we go. There we go. Alright, hop on in boys. We're going to space. Guys,
you dropped the map outside. Ah, fuck the map. We're going to our god. We take a sip
Oh
Hey
Guys
Yeah, ginger. Hey
Hey, how you doing?
An object in motion in stays in motion, right?
Think about that
I was like, well you are all right hold on JFK is some shit
Who's got the jet you for the pain?
I've got the tip you don't need right now peanut get going
I had too many beers I fell in the water I mean it's a green barbeque
three two one rip it no it's in there oh my god holy shit
I don't worry that was purely cosmetic. We got to go to the left
Don't worry about all that
Don't worry about all that
Yeah, oh my god, what?
Step outside the car for a minute partner. Oh shit. Yeah
Let me smoke a quick cigarette think about how we're gonna solve this problem. That's kind of an issue
I think there's a tree on our tire
Wait hold up. I think if we whiz it from there, Gigi
We're gonna break the RV that tree might go through the fucking RV like my coxler peanuts ass last night
That's a great analogy. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and have you go ahead and disconnect that for me coconut
Yeah, I think we should whiz it forward
Like that
That's a good idea. Yeah, that tree is going to rip through that ass.
What's wrong?
You got to be worse than what you guys have been doing.
Did you get on in there and grab that winch and remote?
Get that winch and remote.
Okay.
There we go.
Wait, where's Winnie?
Winnie?
He ain't about that winch in life.
Winnie, where'd you go, Win?
Oh, yeah, we're good.
I had too many beers, I found the water, I've been waiting.
Good work boys.
Alright, let's assess the situation.
What kind of goodies we got down here? What's going down down here?
A big antidote. What is this?
I got the antidote.
Yeah.
For what?
I think that there's a snake that can bite you.
Oh.
I would suck it out don't worry. Yeah, you should mind sucking it out.
Weee 100% need some. Oh no Snake don't bite me on my cock and shit.
Oh shit. We went and sucked my cock and shit.
That's what happened last week boss. Oh my goodness I lied there never was a Snake like me.
Wait a second what? The fucker what are you saying? What are you telling me boss?
It was never a snake. It's okay boss. I kind of enjoyed it. How do we rescue it? Oh
You're gonna tell I guess we're twins
I thought he might be poisonous
That was it when we go down here. We're not gonna die. Are we?
Let me check this out. I'm coming. Have a good old cigarette reverse winch it
To what though?
Reverse wins. Oh, yeah backwards reverse for double backwards. Oh, it's a tree
The double seven shape all right coconut you might hop it in the driver's seat
box yeah yeah in the oldest wedging I go ahead and ever go forward a little bit
here one oh my gosh I must die I found the more metal for us oh fantastic
fantastic you can put it on go ahead I'm gonna keep letting us down there we go
right now you can release the gas oh give it a little bit more gas there we are
now you can release the gas oh my god look at that we go there we look at that
oh yeah look at that yeah oh yeah that was it there it is okay all right now
now yeah go ahead and drive it I want first gear should I shift gears I think
first gear will do right here well I'm driving and nothing's happening let me
try release yeah release me I'll drive it let me know when you're looking
You're looking good
Yeah, I got an idea you stay you stay but I'm staying my ass here you might release in the wind
What is that when he's dead? Oh, he's dead
Fucking hated that guy
Did you mind releasing the winds from the back winds? I'm not near you
I
All right, I'll be right
Second you stay put oh, I gotta go release that wince from the back wince
Catery fucks there we go. All right, you stay put there coconut keep eye
Keep a lot fly. I'm looking for that eagle. I'll beat that thing fast
Cision, okay?
Okay
All right, all right, how about you just watch that fucking thing?
My gosh, I'm so lost. I don't know what happened. Should we watch it back up the mountain and then what yeah, I
Say we do it
Double reverse
Well, hold up now. I got the flip-o tronic 5000 here boys. Oh wait a sec
One
Chat type one for me. All right seems to be damaging the car quite a bit. Yeah, I don't think this is a good situation
Okay, all right, I say we stopped using the flip-o tronic
Mm-hmm things are not going good with the flip-o tronic
I put the car in park. I'm putting in part put it in part. Okay. We're parts. We're fine. Good. I was worried there for a second
Now how do we get out of this situation? Let me try wancing yet. Have we tried wancing yet?
Try wancing yet
Partner I feel like that's gonna make us drive into the ground that does more damage now
oh my god
oh my god oh my god
oh my god
a double reverse switch
oh my god
there is no fucking way
that just happened
all right get the turbo
get the fucking jet fuel
get the fucking jet fuel
holy shit
come on
all right get in there
get the fucking jet fuel
so I can drink it.
You have the jet fuel bar?
Yeah, the jet fuel is right by your feet, boss.
I think it's gone.
I think when he threw it at you,
it would have fell out the car window.
What?
I see it.
Wait, is it right here?
Oh.
I got it.
I got it.
It fell right here.
Put it right here.
It worked out.
The car broke quick.
I put it in the jet fuel.
Jet fuel's in.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Just go!
Fuck!
Go!
Restart from the jet plane.
Restart from the jet plane.
We made a couple mistakes a lot of the way.
What mistakes?
What mistakes were you having?
We have to repair the drivers before we can fly it across the valley.
Alright, I'll start repairing it.
I don't know if we're going to be about that boss.
We're about that boss.
We got no metal repair to repair it, dad.
Alright, I'm going to have one of you five gentlemen go ahead and hop on out and grab
that piss machine.
There you go.
There you go, boss.
Alright, they go ahead and grab that piss machine, will you?
is boss thank you boss there you go boss perfect bro i'm pissing i'm pissing i'm dead boss i don't
know where i've been boss i fucking hate you i think i might hate you all right let me come
get you but there's a nail in my foot maybe i chipped on nails maybe i chipped on a nail
there you go all right come on winnie come on back back this way coconut come
Put me down, don't you?
I'm a grown-ass man, put me down right now.
Yes, shopping at the bar.
Get the pie right now.
Alright, you got the jet fuel, bud?
Yeah.
Alright, let's roll we're in. Let me know when you put it in.
Swear to God.
Bud!
Bud!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Don't!
Fuck me!
Please stop!
That's okay.
That's okay.
Contract works or anyways.
We're all good.
Don't care about it.
What are we doing?
I got a GPU. Let me know when.
Read through one right now.
It's then.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Here we go. Here we go. That's actually a lot better than it looked.
I'm dead on your right. Look at that guy. I see you. I see you over there. Let me.
Wait, are you dead behind me? You go grab Winnie. Yeah. You go grab Winnie, alright?
I'm gonna get us through this next part
Are you guys okay?
And I'm fucking stuck that metal for nothing. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill someone in the game
Let me get some beer
There we go. Oh, yeah, it's refreshing. That's nice
That's nice
You're gonna get a winch up in that tree fuck my ass 30,000 times
All right, I'll be drinking beer. I'll help you out with that
I'd like the power of friendship
I mean it will not go no night. We got this me. We got this
Come on here win
Yeah, do we have any metal?
Yeah, we don't need metal.
Yeah, we got 11.
We need to repair this.
I'm a pussy.
We're on the move, we're on the move.
I have a plan to get us past that part that we failed at. I've got a good plan.
First-person, I'll definitely drive right past this part with no damage.
Oh my gosh.
Yup.
nice minimal damage incredible there we go and we got the geyser look at that
all right
we're going over here oh my god oh my god we're going boss we're going
we're going right here boss get the win
go shit get the win get the win
get the fucking win
get the win get the win
Jesus Christ
I'm going I'm going
I
Oh shit how do I change that?
Put more water on it!
How can I put more water on it?
Fuck I don't know- where is it?
You're fucking up when he's not pressing buttons!
Fuck it!
Alright put it more water on it!
It's it, it's it! I put it in!
I stuck it in!
Fuck!
Yeah!
There we go!
Yeah, my witch in the room was bugged!
Oh Jesus!
There we go!
Alright!
That's fucking good!
There's no way to make it to the next park.
There's just no way.
Maybe we take the left this time.
Wait, we didn't uh...
You...
What?
Alright, how about it boys?
We're on the move.
Alright, yeah, let's go, let's go.
boys hop on in we're on the move now we got any fucking nature let yeah we're
on the ground oh perfect so we go out across this bridge here there we go I'm
covered there we go what do we do what oh ready a little punch ready a little
Oh, I'm pushing it.
I think we need to do some winching.
Winching?
This is a certified winching situation.
We got any winching poles?
We're fucking pushing that thing.
We got a winching pole.
We can definitely fix the whales just so we can have a little extra health, you know?
Yeah, what lake looks like this?
I want to swim in a lake like this too.
Is this a lake, Chad, technically, or is it a river?
We got some more motor oil we might be good here boys
We might actually do this
We just we need to do we have a winch in uh, yeah, we got one right here right here win
I'm gonna throw it to you
I got it
It's kinda stuck.
I told me.
Oh my...
I'm gonna throw my phone.
You ready?
Yeah, ready.
What is the other winch in your mind?
Hold on.
When you winch you put that other winch in your mind, boss.
Uh...
Let me think about that real quick.
I think I threw it on there.
You think you can think about that?
I think I threw it at you, boss.
Can you help me?
I'm right behind you guys.
What?
In this little ditch.
What was Genji?
I see you. I'm coming, Gen. G.
I didn't really got you actually what he's
I think she's to the left with a straddle pile is
yeah hard to see her
I really far oh I see turbo fuel
wait I just wait
I have that turbo fuel on me when I'm done. I need all of this
oh yeah I'm getting where the youth
the remote in the water I don't know anything in the water I definitely threw
a winter mode at you I don't know what you're thinking good thinking I need to
go diving boss now you're good boss we got one more I heard a gunshot I just
have a gunshot just waiting having fun in the bathroom oh okay I got some
yes for y'all all right get that jet you ready ready
here i got some yeah yeah i'm ready you ready hold on hold on let me know when
it gets straight down all right rip it i'm ripping it we're in yeah go go go
oh fuck
Hey
Ruff-ruff
No, we're good we're good to the left. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah, what help yeah, what help?
We are shit legitimately one health. All right. I'm on the repairs
What what is wrong? Why am I stuck on coconut? Why we have no fucking hammers
What? I'm drinking a beer. Where are you?
What the hell are hammers go?
What the...
Guys...
What?
Don't get on with me! I know you two dumb bugs are the only ones jumping out to get a bit of our hammers. Where are the hammers at?
I just... I got this winch controller.
We're safe. Where are the hammers at?
I definitely didn't touch the hammer.
I don't know.
Yes you did.
Don't get on with me. Where are the hammers at?
Remember?
Yeah...
She is, I don't really know her, no.
I really don't know her.
You have to put it back on its spot, or else it will fly out of the RV.
Ohhhh.
Okay, let's just craft the hammer.
No problem.
Yo, come, go hit the tree real quick.
Yeah, let's just craft the hammer.
We are two millimeters from instantaneous destruction.
How do we craft the hammer?
You can't craft the hammer!
That's stupid.
What the fuck?
Can I recycle this witch controller? I just got a witch controller.
I'm going to go to the checkpoint and get a hammer, okay?
Thank you, JJ.
Oh, fuck!
There's the fucking eagle!
There's the fucking eagle here! Jesus Christ!
Stay down!
Where the fuck is our truck?
It's up the mountain.
I repaired the wheels that gave us like a quarter of an edge. Okay, that might work
That might do something if we can go down this holdout without taking any damage at all
Hmm
I think if you try slowly
Wait a second boss we got a double reverse winch after the hammer
We got a winch
Oh my god, if we actually lock it we can get to the next checkpoint. It's right there. It's literally right there. Do you see that?
I'm locked in I see the water okay we got locked in we got locked in this was it
was everybody's oh if we can find some water oil right now we're saved okay I
think I saw so wait what did we go this way why did we go this way this is the
best way no we definitely could go along the water down here but it's too late
we got a double reverse mention you double reversing
We just drive down his left part. Why can't we just go to a gas station wasn't a gas station at the start?
Why can't we just do up there?
Yo, where's this checkpoint at? Wait, I see it so beyond fun. We are we are beyond
Listen, I got the winch. I'm gonna just start hooking up this double reverse winch real quick for us. Actually fuck yourself
Okay, I won't do that then actually die in the game of course. I think we got it
I think we just mosey it down this yeah mountains. Oh wait. I see shit at the bottom
Yeah, that's the syringe. I got an adult. I see I see empty beer can I might be mine
I think we're gonna die anyway. I'm just gonna drive
I just injected myself with a vaccine
What does that do? What's the antidote? I just injected myself
Let me suck it out, let me suck it out, I got a glass, we're gonna need that.
I got 5G.
I'm back here, I'm back here.
I'm gonna get that handed out of you real quick.
Yo what?
What the fuck?
Alright, I think we're good, I think we're good.
Wait, we need the antidote for later, right?
Does the shield work like it does in Apex, where it's like, actually health before the health, or is it like, there's a reduction of the other health?
I feel like the shield is a shield that helps with the health.
Is there any way to get the blue and red to go down?
I feel like we're full shield we need to find motor oil
Yeah, we need some motor oil bad
I work it would it be work. Could it be at the checkpoint or no?
It could be at the checkpoint. Okay. Why don't we go to the next checkpoint check? There's motor oil come back to here
Repair it without work. Did that would work? Mm-hmm
after we try that
In fact, I'm going on a journey to the next checkpoint
careful when he does their backs. I'm dead. I'm dead. I don't know if that's going to work. I knew we could get on you.
My journey lasted five seconds. I wedged it. I wedged it. What if I push the car off the hill? Hold up. I wedged it. I wedged it.
There we go. There we go. All right. Now we just slowly drive it down the hill.
Bonnie says, wallboard.
And hope it doesn't explode.
What gear are you gonna put it in though?
I think I'm gonna put it reverse and just let off the part.
And just, okay.
All right.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jesus Christ, we need to wait for the oil!
Oh my God!
We need to wait for the oil!
We need to wait for the oil!
We need to wait for the oil!
Dude!
Alright, let's, you know, hit the jet fuel.
Hit the jet fuel.
Hit the jet fuel. Let's go.
Alright, dude.
Alright, jet fuel's done.
I'm gonna yell me, please, God.
75 feet shotgun.
I
Want to play the game
We need somebody got someone to check out how comfy the chairs are and give us live updates every five minutes
That's a comfy cocoa. Yeah, let us know how comfy the chair is. I have I have feeling pretty comfortable
I'm gonna try that chair. I'll try it out here. Come on sit out here. I'll take the hammer
Shares pretty good
All right coconut get your chair get your chair really I need your help
Yeah
Come here bars
I'm right here. All right. I'm dead
Fucking flare gun. All right
You can check out how comfy this chair is right here, okay?
This shit right here that shit right there. He's just how comfy it is. You know, it's a status port every five minutes. All right
Skilled one to ten. How comfy is it? I need a beer first to assess that boss
Well be ready this one beer real quick one beer real quick
Yeah
There's another one
Another one too. You got a smoke brother. Yeah, I got a smoke here. Let me let you up. Uh-huh
Not a hard day's work. We've been hard at work
My wife's been fucking killing me up my ass with all these fucking purchases
She's been fucking doing Pilates and shit, I don't fucking know
They're been there been there three fucking times
Let me tell you something I'll tell you after I drink this beer
We're out of beers are I'm ready to go
We need some fucking coke
Thank you. Thank you. All right. Let me go ahead and give this thing a quick repair.
Here we go.
Here we go. All right. Looking good.
Gigi, you might be helping me with the jet fuel.
I got it.
Thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
All right.
Let me know when you're ready. Let me know when you're ready, Joe.
It'll work!
Let me help you out there, J.G.
There you go, J.G.
Everybody ready?
All right, three, two, one, go!
Go, J.G.
What are you doing?
Oh, fuck!
All right, all right, not bad.
How bad?
Hey, where would he go?
Oh, he's looking for a medal or something.
I did that last time I was a good medal detector.
Well, that didn't go too great.
We're still alive.
We're still alive.
No worries.
No worries.
What'd he do?
What'd he do?
I'm gonna do some quick repairs here.
Big repairs. Make sure these things looking nice and right. There we go. There we go.
Got the ladder. There we go. I'm putting the beer on here just in case. I'll be driving
nice and easy across this bad boy. Oh fuck my ass. Oh fuck my ass. Oh god we need a beer.
We need to push it. We need to push it.
We need to push it. We need to push it.
Oh.
Right, go push it out. I'll step on the gas.
Pushing.
We're good. We're good.
Good work. Good work. Good work.
Go, go, go, go, go.
There we go.
Nice.
Oh, hold on.
Ground's busted.
There we go.
There we go.
Nice.
Very good, very good.
And we'll go nice and easy down this hill, yeah.
Fog up, pop, super green, we can't, you totally lose no ads.
The pageant of the best friend platform out there.
Yeah, yes, the bandwagon.
I love kick, dude.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, we gotta push it.
Fuck, we gotta push it.
If we're stuck a little, we're a little bit stuck.
I'm gassing it, I'm gassing it.
No, it's fucked, it's fucked.
We gotta winch it.
Well, what about when the guys are explodes there we go
We in a better spot
Go ahead and winch the bars the tree over here coconut right there. My beer go. All right, okay
You have fun over there
You have a good time over there coconut. I'm trying to winch it boss. What's up?
I ain't no worries. No worries looking good. Just wanted to comment on how sexy you're looking. Oh, thank you
Thank you. You look quite good yourself. Thank you very kindly sir. Thank you very kindly very
Today
Keep backing like that you gotta get fucked guys. Oh, oh
What's going on? Yeah, double which that?
We got a push in there. We go use the momentum use the momentum. Yeah. Yeah, we're very I would reverse double-witch that yeah
You got a push now. I'm almost dead. Oh my god. What's the form they push you without a fear?
I'm gonna kill all of you in the game of course in the game. There we go. We're good
We're good. We're good. That's to the right looking good good good a backup
up. Yup. We're looking good.
There we go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
All right. So this time, what if we went to the left?
How about this time? Let's go up.
Fuck yourself 30,000 times with the largest object in your garage.
Probably the cucumber. All right, boss. All right, boss.
The cucumber you keep in the garage in the cucumber location.
fridge that's where I keep the cucumbers that's right keep my cucumbers as well
that's what to keep them yeah that's probably where you keep the bananas too
that's right yeah the cucumbers yeah some mangoes as well oh yeah a couple
man goes never hurt anyone do we still have motor oil I think we do y'all let
me go ahead throw some of the engine over yonder there we go there we go do some
repairs look good couple repairs good
hurt there we go there we go
I'll be looking
Great
You shut the fuck up and you sit down
I fucking hate you so much
I've been on the same goddamn part of this game for
fucking three hours I'm about to kill you
I'm about to kill you
Alright, you got a nice and easy there it doesn't now
Nice and easy, we need a fucking winch.
The winch looks like we're gonna have to winch it.
Looks like we're gonna have to winch it.
Alright, get in the winch.
Grabbing the winch, got it.
Oh fuck my ass.
Hold up, one second.
Technical difficulties.
Here we go.
Alright.
Done.
Grab that winch in remote.
Go ahead and start winching it.
Oh, yeah.
We're looking good now.
We're looking good.
We are looking good now.
Yeah, there we go.
There we go.
All right, we're doing pretty good.
I'm going to grab another beer.
I think if I don't, I'm going to sprinkle coconut
I'm gonna have me another beer.
I'm gonna get me another beer.
What are you, dead still?
Yeah, you killed me, bitch.
Dude, I gotta rush you.
You threw me out the cliff and you didn't say anything.
I had to put my foot in it.
You just fucking...
I could murder them, they'd assassinate me.
What do you say, Winnie?
Oh, nothing, I just tripped at the start of the round.
Oh, yeah, I saw that.
I saw you gotta be careful.
You gotta be careful.
You gotta be careful.
Alright!
Coconut, ready to engine fuel!
Alright.
Alright, fucking god.
Get your boss
And here we go
All right, I put the jet fuel in oh don't put the jet
Oh, I didn't put it out. I didn't put it in I didn't put it. I'm gonna you said ready the jet fuel
All right, it's ready
Not put it in!
I'm gonna...
Listen to me coconut, listen to me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're close to me.
Listen, I need a little cigarette.
Alright.
I'm gonna need a little cigarette for this time here, okay?
Alright, yeah.
I fucking hate you.
Give me the jet fuel.
Give me the jet fuel.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Give me the jet fuel.
Yeah.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Alright, let's see if we can get out of this ditch here, boys.
How do we get out of here without using too many resources?
Yeah, that's a tricky one, ain't it?
That's a tricky one.
I'm thinking.
Yeah, go ahead and think for a second.
Ponder.
I think we need to try
There's more jet fuel over here
Oh good, good
Yeah, I see something else down here too
That's the...
Shotgun?
It's not your...
It's a nice drone
It's a glycerin
Please do not let coconut have the night of the desert
Please somebody take that away from him right now
Oh god
Don't really take the nitroglycerin away from coconut
Right now, I might have just fucked our entire run, but we're not there.
Wait, wait, Peanut. There's three winches over here.
Three winches?
Yeah, winch poles.
By golly, that's a whole lot of winch poles.
I'm gonna drink profusely now.
Now, should we go down there, you think, instead?
No, that's too dangerous. I should be going up here again.
Yeah, there's a bomb right there.
I'm trying to rip the side of this mount like a skateboard. Yeah, I mean like Tony Hawk
Okay
You guys are radiation I think I have radiation
Yeah, we're too close to the monument. All right. Oh my god boys. Get out of here. I need to have
Ready the jet fuel
Ready in jet fuel, let me know
Three two one
Go go go go
Oh my god, you're actually Tony Octin. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
We're so close
You're like Tony talk
There's a path right here
hold up. Right? Um,
what do we do? Yeah, we just drive. I think he's driving right here. Yeah.
We drive right here and then he drives.
Yeah, we just keep driving. This whole place is fine.
Yeah, I can get us all the way to that rock. I guarantee ya.
I don't know. It kind of feels a little steep, no?
Ah, this is fun. Get in, dude.
Just use that fucking nitro, brother.
Guys, listen, listen, listen, listen.
If we get stuck in the water and the engine starts dying,
You grab the remote, Genji. Coconut, you grab the winch and hook it to the nearest tree in front of us and all put the motor oil in the device, alright?
Alright, keep break!
Like that, what did he say?
Okay, maybe we should go on this little part right here for a second just to give it a break so it doesn't hurt the motor too much?
Or no.
I'm ripping it!
Okay.
Hey, where's the next part?
Is it this one?
Yep, go go go.
Alright, I'm going up, going up, going up, going up.
Nice.
Got it.
Okay.
The engine's still getting hurt.
Okay.
Where's the next part?
Okay, I can get a stat rock.
I guarantee I can get this rock.
I know I can.
Wait, which rock?
I know you can't, boss.
Yeah, thank you, Wendy.
Thank you, Wendy.
Thank you.
I believe it, you fellas.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, let's launch out for bombs. I feel like there's a land mine.
Oh yeah, for a certain, 100%.
It's too easy.
They think we're stupid.
Let's fucking rogue-planning them, bitches.
We'll drive right over this ground, busseed.
And then we'll go...
We have to go, uh...
I
Knew it I felt it
But I think if we go on the left side of this tree right here that we can use that to boost us across
I'm gonna watch this tree to your faith in me coconut put it in me not left side of the tree
It's right side of the tree. Are you sure? Yeah, that's the right side of the tree
I'm telling you if you say so if you say so so you see he just he's keep right right that's it
But not too right because if you go too right that you go in the deep end
But if you go too left then you go in the geyser
This is a game of inches
Use the fucking nitro there we go
Right of the tree right of the trees
daddy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah holy shit holy fucking shit
oh my god oh my god oh my god I see a bomb I see a bomb at the end you guys
gotta throw that we do it so live we're really in the game we should go left it's
It's definitely left.
Are you up that hill?
Yeah.
Well, how else are we gonna get past this?
Um, I dunno.
There's no...
Nothing's your right, we go up the mountain.
Yeah, I think so.
You got the left mountain?
Yeah, let's do it!
Yeah, the left mountain.
Yeah, the left mountain.
It's the left mountain.
All right, oh we got there here we go. What just fell
I'll just know more I went shit
Yeah, can you throw me to that tree you throw me that tree
Throwing that fucking tree. I'll be that tree. I'm gonna throw you that tree
Kenz! I'm gonna toss you three, Kenz!
No, that's three right there. If we get the wedge on there, we can pull us up.
How about you drink this beer right here and just go ahead and push the old vehicular device?
I'm resetting the wedge. It's just an idea.
Yeah, next time you have an idea, Coconut, how about you keep it to yourself?
How about you suck me from the back?
Look at that, how are you gonna push the car from inside the car?
He's just a little slow boss.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What do you mean?
He's just a little slow.
I'm just wondering how you push a car when you're inside the car.
And they're stuck up the back stuck though, we gotta win, Che, look.
Why don't you more manpower?
I'm pushing the car
Grab a beer first, get you nice and brad
I'm coming in the car, I grab a beer
Fracking up in the cold wood with the boys
Going back to work
I pour one out for me brother
I pour one out for Wendy too
Go go go
We don't seem to be moving boss. I'm pushing you feel it. He might be Gigi over here help us too
Well, you push and I get in the driver's seat. How was that in fuck help?
You want coconut your ride, let's try
Why don't we both push this you and me
Why don't we winch it?
Ghost! Drive it!
Why don't we winch it?
You fucking Casper.
You fucking Casper.
I'm gonna kill you.
Alright, we're winching it.
We're winching it.
Yeah.
We're winching it.
To the tree, right?
Alright, bring me up there then.
I told you man.
That's the way to do it.
You're gonna push me up to that fucking tree.
If we do the tree, it'll whiplash it and we'll die.
And I'm not restarting from here. Okay. Okay. Okay
You might grab it now we ain't in ball. Oh, right through your eyes. Yeah, he's in the beer
There you go boss, oh, right that be
All right
What you want for but this
I'm so proud of you.
Who's my little coconut?
Wee!
Who's my little coconut?
Wee!
Thank you, Peter.
You did such a great job, coconut.
Thank you.
Let's go ahead and get to wincing.
Here we go.
go ahead and get the winch and there we go
that's us rehealed by trouble chat
there you go, you might go into the front of the car and click in the E button on it
Thank you, boss. Thank you boss
Tony Hawk that whip jet fuel. I'm Tony Hawk in it. Tony Hawk that shit Tony Hawk
That's right. Oh my god right now. I swear to God left left for a lot for a peanut left left left
We're right there
Wait a second, I have an idea
What's your idea?
What if you guys go down and get the tools that are in there and repair the car?
Wait, hold on, can we get the the the piss machine all the way up here? Is that long enough?
Wait, hold on, I'm gonna grab a hammer and repair the car for me, will you?
Yeah, yeah, I got you. Do we have metal?
We should have, we have seven metals, seven metal.
Okay, I'm going.
I'm gonna see if I can get the piss machine up there.
You see if I get the piss machine. I don't know if it's long enough. Oh, it's not long enough.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Alright, I see we drive it over here and go down this
part. You see that part? It's a lot more smooth. And then right over there. Oh yeah. Okay,
I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. 100% I can do this. No doubt in my mind. You
You see right here why you need to drive it over here because it's a smooth landing down
right there they go over the left yeah over there yeah yeah yeah yeah where you at peanut
I'm inside the car balls uh-huh what do you want me to do more motor oil
who does have to risk it for the biscuit all right hop in boys I'm in here I swear to god
up we got I swear to God oh fuck I swear to God we're stuck we're stuck boss
we're stuck I gotta push it go ahead yeah go ahead drink a beer and push it
oh fuck all right doesn't vodka work cuz we're on a beer oh there's a beer right
there yeah oh fuck yeah fuck did you what if we piss machine it happily down the
now take a little shot to push him peanut
yeah go ahead push it did you mind grabbing some whiskey and push it with
them before his whiskey runs out to run out of beer it's running out it's running
that we gotta be quick I can't get in we got it we got it oh shit oh shit
careful careful fuck okay okay okay okay oh my god oh my god okay
let's fucking go let's fucking go this fucking go let's fucking go wait are we
We got it close to the end.
I can't go.
I think the end's right there.
Now you'll know it's the end. It's way different on the first map.
I'm assuming they did the same with the second map.
It was like a helicopter that started everything.
It was crazy. It was insane.
It's not close to us.
Um, could someone throw me up top, please?
Yeah, I got you
Let's get all these supplies get the antidote just keys. Can you sir that one spider or whatever the dingle?
Okay, can you throw that
40 times go good
Yeah, catch catch Peter Gigi, okay
Thank you, fellas. You guys are so kind to me. We don't need wheels, fuck wheels. Let's get moving. You guys ready?
Yeah, I'm coming in. Wait, I don't think we brought everything in yet.
Ah, fuck it. What do you mean?
Fuck it, we just gotta shake when I feel alive. I'm feeling invincible right now.
I'm feeling invincible right now! We're gonna live forever!
Why am I still radiating?
Oh my gosh.
What's wrong?
I thought I was gonna...
Wait, Peter, that wasn't a checkpoint?
Well that wasn't a checkpoint.
Oh, you got it, you got it.
We'll honor that, we'll honor that.
Hey, wait, this actually might be the end.
I'm hearing music. This actually might be the end.
Is that end... boss... boss...
That's like endgame boss music, though.
It sounds like endgame boss music, yeah.
It sounds like endgame boss music.
I don't like this shit.
Are you sure it's not just like desert music?
Yeah, now that Gigi mentions it, it does kind of sound like this.
Stop, stop, stop.
Wait, I see something.
It's a giant fucking scorpion up there.
Look, look, look. There's bombs on the side right there.
Okay, hold up. Hold up.
There ain't no bombs.
You can pick it up.
I'm gonna bomb if you...
Oh my god...
BAY! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
What the heck, old Bacca!
Oh my fucking god!
What are we up to?
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Wait a second...
Yo, I think we've winch it to where I'm at!
Where you at, Lenny?
Look, I'm all the way up here to the right!
Follow me boy.
I'm so stressed out.
I think if we winch it up here, we could skip all that.
Fuck yourself.
Woody, I don't see you.
Oh my god, I'm coming back down.
Good thinking grabbing the bomb that was to the side and we would have never hit
and throwing it in front of the RV.
Good thinking.
What a dumbass.
What a fucking idiot.
What a fucking idiot.
Oh, gosh, did we have a nitro?
We did, we did it.
Please tell me we picked up nitro.
I think we got nitro, yeah.
Oh, thank god.
Yeah, what if not, right?
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, we got one, we got one, we got one, we got one.
We got one nitro.
What an idiot.
Let's ride.
I really hope we won't need any more.
OK, you're going to have to throw it at that thing.
For what thing?
Oh, wait, oh, nitro is a nitroglycerin.
Oh, yeah, we don't have that shit are you fucking kidding me? I told you guys to pick it up. Oh
Shit well, I picked it up and peanut told me to drop it outside and don't come in the door with it
That's what any reasonable person would do. I mean
No one trust that's all peanut explosive
Explosive bombs, okay
I'll tell you be that that we need it for later on
Oh
Developers would not have left us stranded here without nitroglycerin. That's impossible. Yeah, all right
We're gonna spread out and scavenge before there was some of the the side of the roof for us to pick up
We just got a scavenge
Probably a harder way
Oh
What if we use the bomb wait my book is to say use the bomb no because it only works on
Well, have we ever tried it on ice?
No, hey about that for a second. Yeah, wait a minute doesn't blow up at all
Well hold up now. It blows up when it touches the car. Who's to say it doesn't blow up when it touches ice
I
Think it is on something. Oh, yeah, probably correct. What if we shoot the bomb with a flare gun?
These are all my ideas by the way. I'm these are all mine
My work
Wait, so the boss that explode what if we just run the car to the bomb on touch in the eyes
Oh my god, I got shoot I got strap metal. Yeah, okay, that didn't work. All right, so we're gonna go the other way
Can you maybe go back to this the fucking egg. No, what the fuck is this?
Yo, this gotta be the end.
It's a dude here.
Yeah, it's not a dude.
Wait, there's eagles here.
There's eagles here.
Really, I need you to go back to the checkpoint and revive Genji.
That sounds good.
Immediately.
Look what I are on our way.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
I'll get us to the next spot.
bad I'm in that part where we were gonna blow up by the way it is it's a dead
end you know the checkpoints right there hold you
no that was a close one I can repair the car I can repair the car hold on
We're right there, we're right there, we're right there, the check point's right there.
That looks more breakable from a distance.
Are we fucking stupid?
That looked more breakable from a distance, I'm not gonna lie.
That looked really breakable.
That did look pretty breakable.
I think we went to that hill up there.
Is this where we're supposed to go?
Look, there's a guy right here, look.
Talk to him real quick.
What the fuck?
He's watching.
Wait, we gotta give him a ticket.
Wait, I found the natural glycerin!
Holy fuck.
Guys?
I died somewhere, I died somewhere.
I think the guy in the thing threw stuff at me.
Coconut, we needed that to get me!
He threw it first!
Jiji, Jiji, I don't want to get this guy in this game.
He threw it first!
I didn't do nothing!
I didn't do nothing!
He threw it first!
No, I didn't.
coconut do it first I didn't do it first I do it I don't think we got a nice
red are you up drop where's Genji
oh that's why I needed you guys to pick up the nitro and hit it so you guys can
pick me up what if we just win shit what if we just fucking take you over here
did you I can just come get you I'm in where the ice is you just be modest
you just be a good idea yeah let's go grab a beer I'm down I'm down
yeah
it's gonna be
your life
fine
wait
I'm good
I'm just trying to buy a bunch of stuff
give me a list
green has taken a grip of you Gen Z
you know what
green is one of the deadly
sins of the sirens
or whatever the talking
why do you do so much with gear when we play together
Just because I'm chill with the Smurfs. They're fucking chill with me. I'm chill. It's fun. I'm actually I'm
Honestly
He's more fantastic. He's called me. I
Gotta drink a little bit more one second
Here's the plan. I'm gonna do is I'm gonna cut left lie down to the right side
the guy skewer the engine over on the horizontal
And then I'm gonna go ahead and shimmy back to the right horizontally at a 10 degree angle
That's gonna allow me to get down about 17 more feet after that
I'm gonna do the double jump back flip you a safely down four and a half feet
And then I'm gonna slide down onto the desert sand taking any damage revive you that will get back
I'm looking at you. So that
would about exactly how I
would. Alright. So, what do
you stand? I think you gotta
press. Take it out of park.
We're doing now. We're doing
something else and we restart
from the left. There's no
fucking. Uh, I don't know. I
think you're okay.
Whoa, my game just went black.
Oh my god. What happened? We
You fucking yourself we can't leave dumb and dumber over here alone. That's true
Yeah, I saw it boys we're ripping this bitch
We all we did repair we did repair we gotta repair guys. Oh my gosh. We gotta repair. We gotta repair
Well, let's run JJ
Let's do you remind me of the next ten point stop that we do all the repairs and then get the checkpoint
Oh, we didn't bring the wedges
Oh, I don't think you can. I think you if you get too close it just
Park it behind the building
Oh, sorry weak arms. We
Here catch this. Oh, well, okay
All right anything else. Oh, yeah
Yeah, this is not right.
Oh, yeah!
Get the motor oil.
Get the motor oil.
I got the motor oil.
Excuse me, good chair.
Here we go. I'm wearing maximum health.
Let's ride.
Hopping boys, hop on in.
Wait, boss, wait, boss.
Hey, can you put me on the roof?
Do the ladder- the ladder-
Oh
It's over for me on the roof to put this water hatch down
Yeah, I think there's a spot inside one of the cabinets actually all for this okay. Yeah. Yeah got that
Right, let's ride!
Um, yeah, you can put it in here.
Oh, so it's...
You mind doing me a solid boss?
Yeah, what's up?
I need you to hop out of the car at the next point.
Uh-huh.
I need you to put the wooden doozy boozy on the bridge on the left side.
Put it in the bottom one right there.
It doesn't fit, it's too big.
Wait, what?
Do you guys see that, like, couple of times?
You guys see that, Ted?
Music...
We can still make this work.
Yeah, literally it doesn't fit, it's too big.
It can't attach.
Maybe if we grab a pair of pliers use them reverse make some wedges
I'll just hold it. I'll just hold it, but
Yeah, all right. That's fine. I mean that'll work for me still, but I'm not gonna enjoy it as much
I'll just hold it. Did you you want to put me on the roof? I'm gonna go ahead and put the wood over here
Oh, there's already one up here. This is useless, fuck.
Oh, okay.
Oh, this woods being a little ridiculous right now.
Okay, then are we fucking-
Hey, why is Lydia? Why are they on-
They're both dead, they're all dead. Our team's dead.
Our team's dead.
Guys, go back and get the antidote.
Oh my god.
We have antidote.
Someone fuck it poison me
Get the fuck away from me I got covered in some shit. Wait what happened with you guys. How'd you both die?
Oh my god, wait, I'm dying. I'm dying poison. I'm dying. I'm dying
I
Gotta push it we got a push it
I go ahead with you go ahead with you. I didn't work
Wait, can I actually go down there and get the stuff I do it?
here we go fucking hell man it's stressful
gang this game is more stressful than
Russ right now oh I do boss don't you
worry boys I'll get us to the next one
Wait a second. Wait a second.
That is just my job.
How the fuck is that possible?
The witch in control!
I'm on it!
I'm on it boys!
Everybody in?
Cheers Chad, I'm letting you enjoy them.
Alright, good. That's good to hear.
I'm glad to hear everybody's safe and sound.
It's okay boss, we'll catch you boss.
That's always good to hear that everybody's safe and sound.
Who's drinking and smoking tonight Chad?
That's my top priority.
Bob!
There's Bob right there!
Yeah, it's gonna be good.
I remember there's a mine right here.
I'm gonna go right around it.
Bam!
We gotta figure out how to get past this thing right here.
Oof, metal frags.
I got the natural glister in two.
Where do I put it?
Oh, nice.
You put it?
I don't know.
It's back over here, right?
I got it right here.
here left are you sure we don't know no no no you you see here you're doing
it that next year this year I'm going back in the ice thing you're gonna
fucking throw it at us oh I'm not I'm not doing it last time you get through it
at me what are we supposed to do with the nature of the woods and throw it in the
ice walls okay let's take it to the ice wall do we should have taken RV over
here all right is it what night should we're certain per wall is it to you
almost as fucking you almost as fucking as the fuck I'm gonna keep backing up
I'm gonna keep backing up but pay to be careful I'm careful I'm careful don't you
worry boys guys we were at the right spot come back what are you guys doing
What are the ice walls?
You hit literally the only tree in your path by
How's
Stop going backwards. We're gonna have to fuck you
Well, wait, are we supposed to go back?
And then we go to the ice wall
I'm gonna throw this at Coco's they're actually nice
are we fucking stupid oh shit oh my gosh you guys we need the other one we
thought at it all right right down here by the oh my all right
you guys are there any more nitroglycerin guys we need more good work guys we
more fucking nice you guys you cannot go through it now she's lying she's trying to
take us guys wait okay we're just gonna rock it's probably win oh come check out
this hole we could probably win through that hole on the right where's the hole
what is the hole there's a goal we can fucking winch that thing we're the best
winters and winters you fucking winters are the best two fucking winters go
through that all there's two motors on me guys give him a beer that that
Russian guy I'm not giving this fucking call me a beer hold up something's not
Right here. He doesn't exist anymore, theoretically.
But you can walk into his thing.
Oh, I picked him up. I picked. Oh, wait, that's you.
Wait, guys, try to give him a beer.
All right, I'll give him a beer.
Whoa, whoa.
You give him a beer.
Oh, no, no.
He's rushing vodka.
He took my cigarette.
He took my cigarette.
Look, it was.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
What the fuck?
Wait a second, this looks pretty steep. Do not bust the left. Do not bust the left. I'm not busty, I'm not busty.
Wait, there's a giant pity over here. Holy shit.
Wait a second, there's a giant Rocky here.
Oh, now we're cooking. Now we're cooking, boys. Now we're cooking.
This is the right way.
Oh, yeah, let's get out in the sense that she is
I
Come over here. What's over where?
Well, I rock it. What's going on over there?
How come the car stopped?
You're gonna get rid of this bar right here. Oh
My god down here. Are we there yet?
are you there yet?
Area 51, we appear to be Area 51 over here,
area like where the aliens are. You look like a fucking alien.
You look like a barf ex.
You look like your mom and dad are cousins
about that. Yeah, your mom fucking came in your dad
fucking free fighter I don't think that's how it happened that's how it
works your mom fucking got creeped by your dad I don't think that's how that
works I'm pretty sure that's how that works no I don't think that's how that works
that's how it happened I I don't think that's how that works guys there's some
type of path down here that I think was supposed to be taken I'm pretty confused
There's a look look look right there. No, no, no look right there. We're looking see that bomb right there
I think that's the path
Wait, hold up. I think we go down
And Tony hockey over it. Yeah, Tony Hawk this bed. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Tony hockey
But we have metal friends repair the car Tony Hawk this Ben's
Hey, why don't we just go through this and go to this fucking like thing over here?
Yeah, but go ahead and put crime dude. What if we stayed on your co-co you see that white place?
I see you oh wait yeah a second oh wait there's a building
Yeah, I think there's something over here
No, but if you go down
Yeah, I think that's a big I think that's a big
Don't do it. Don't
Oh
Where we are there's a white building
Okay, yo take a left take a fucking life. Oh my god. I'm a little stuck
I'm a little stuck the backside of the ice wall. Well, I'm stuck guys. I got more Dutch requests for it
I
Can go to the fucking ice wall Coco
Talk about
Yeah, listen, you know what just use any I'll tune up the tires, okay
I'll tune up the tires. The tires is not what needs to be done! Yeah, I'll tune up the tires. Oh my gosh
I just found so much motor oil over here guys. Wait, wait, wait, we actually need this motor oil
Hold up. Wait a minute. We got some nitroglycerin. Yeah, I didn't pick it up. I'm drawing it to you. I am pretty dirty right now
I didn't pick it up. I should bring it back. I should bring it back. I'm going back to get the nitroglycerin. Yeah, yeah guys
I know what he's right
What I think we got to go back and break the nice wall with the night we got more rockets
Wasn't there
There was just loot. I got it.
Oh.
I told you this, like, how many times!
So do we bring the nitroglycerin in the car or no?
Yeah, you should door that in the car.
Okay, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
No.
Woody just fucking killed me.
He just fucking killed me.
That's good.
I did not kill...
Oh, you tried to kill me.
You just...
Oh, I can't get out of this mess.
I...
We're stuck.
We're stuck right now.
I can't...
I can't...
Hold up.
I think we'll win the day
Wait what watch and learn I'm about to win shit, and then I'm gonna go over here
I'm gonna drive over the the the mount tubes
Alright, and then draw. Oh, yeah. Okay. No, I know what I'm doing. Okay. Yeah. No. Oh, yeah
No, I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing. Yep. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, no, I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing. Yeah
No, you can trust me. Oh, yeah, you know, yeah, you know, oh, yeah, you know, yeah, you can trust me
Pick up the motor oil I threw over here
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You can trust me 100% you can trust me
We're gonna win shit we're gonna win shit over the thing and then
We're gonna
Okay, um, that's all planned
Well
What happened
I know what I did wrong, and I know how to fix it
You gotta fill up our car
please I'm telling you I tried to fight that witty on this whole thing it's way
better just to get drunk and join him
Let me get the edit
All right, everybody is everybody ready to go
We bought a fresh chicken Billy one second
All right, okay, so we know what to do now we're gonna go left at that part not straight
I don't know who thought about going shit with that guy's an idiot. We should kill him
I
On the road again on the road again
Hey, did you hear the car? No, I'm going the short way. Oh, you go the short okay. Bye. Okay. Bye
Oh
We're gonna use that music
It's fucking useful give me a powder
You're gonna I want you to take that cigarette and put it out of my nipple
Oh, you're one of those guys finish now. We're gonna get a candle stick to get it a hot
And fucking let the candle last rip on your ass. Oh, and I want you to put it out of my nipple while I lactate
Yeah, I'll get a cattle's thing. I'll let it on fire. I'll let the wax drip on your balls.
All right. What I want you to do, it lets me come down. What I want you to do is I want you to take your sack.
I want you to dip it in a bowl of mustard. And once you're done with that, I want you to take some paprika,
Yeah, dust it on your left ball and then some
Chili powder, I want you to dip it on your right ball
Yeah
That's a good old hat trick right there
We're good
We don't need a one-point. We're good. We're good. We're good to go you don't even need a one-point
I also believe that pain and pleasure is both the same thing if you combine them you're the best of both worlds
That's right. That's right
That's what my uncle always told me. That's what yeah, exactly
Exactly all right, okay, let's do this thing. Let's do this thing
No two miracle coming. We could use him to America coming
Let's give the Russian guys a beer
Save the beer save the beers
Are you giving the beer leader for later? I
Think you watch more give me some give me some cigarettes. You're trying to eat it
Okay, how many cigarettes
Yeah, obviously I just got one
We might be the vodka might be the vodka. I think it took 20 last time hold on in the vodka bottle
all right
It's fucking idiot look it's fucking. It's a bottle of vodka
Coco it's like the rust quest it is like a rust quest. Yeah, like NPC. Yeah, yeah, yeah a bit
We used to cross vocalist all right now we go now we go
Right right here like this. There's a bomb right there
There's no bomb here. I would know there was a bomb here, buddy. I would see it. We are we supposed to go left?
Okay, okay. All right
Okay, there's a bomb. There's a bomb right there. There was a bomb there. Let me get some metal
I think it's a better. You guys got these antidotes out here. Yeah, we think
That's okay, that's okay. What do you want to go?
Not the box. Oh you ready
Oh
I'm pretty sure you go back there now we're supposed to go right
Okay, here we go. Now we're cooking.
Now we're really cooking.
DJ!
DJ!
DJ!
DJ!
DJ!
What the fuck?
I'm sorry, DJ.
I was another bomb.
Yeah, I don't think we're supposed to go left. I saw the pad.
That bus is tight.
hold on how do i revive him can we revive him um yeah press f on him on the ground yeah okay
there you go i'm up i'm up i'm back i'm back boys i don't put the jeff you
winches yet with the tire first all right got it okay we're gonna have to winch this fucking thing
no we we know no way to require got the hammer you require turn the car up are you fucking
I'm sure boss. We just need a little bit of jet fuel. I've never not waced
I think we might be stuck. No
Yeah
Yeah, I'll push the sound
Beers Jesus Christ, we're out of fucking
I don't like I don't like I don't like fucking
I don't like warm beer
We're gonna push we're gonna push so we need some fucking beers. We need the beers. Yeah, open them up
I got a beer. There you go
We're pushing
I'm put a suck at the back the back going to the back going to the park to be a time to think oh
Thank you. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna rip it up this year. All right. No, we got a fucking wait you we got a witch
I don't know if we have any jib. Oh, we got it. All right. We go here. We go. We ready
ride
Yeah, oh my god, oh
No, we did a 180. We did a fucking 180. You're going the wrong way, boss. Boss, you're dropping the wrong way.
Use the momentum to press S.
Use the momentum to press S and then drive back up the hill backwards.
There's something.
Doggy style.
Pass for your beer. Pass for your fucking beer, brother. I'm licking. I'm licking.
Oh!
Pass for your fucking beer.
Oh fuck, I'm a sideways.
is but in part quick but in part all right that didn't work that well I think
we win instead let's do a let's do a quick win
First, I'm gonna use a flip-o-matic.
Oh, wait a second. Now we're eating it.
Oh, my God.
All right. All right.
Okay.
What are we gonna do, boss?
Now...
Now we winch it to that tree over there.
See if we can get it lined up.
You know what I mean?
What about a beer?
Oh, we don't need a beer.
I think we need a beer.
I mean, I could use a beer.
Am I going to winch it?
Backwards backwards of course. Yeah, I know how to do the back bench
Backwards in it
Well backwards. Yeah backwards it there we go
There we go back. We go
Now we're gonna do the backwards all the way to the tree and then we're gonna win shit up to the
Winsons spot at the top of the mount
Yeah, boss. Yeah, that's yeah, we're gonna win shit
Wherever we need to go
That's where the winds goes. I think that's oh we might
That are spare boss
That's fine. We're fine. Just keep winching it Coco. I think we need a tire chase right now
Change
I'll touch it up when you go ahead press our boss
Well, that's making a quick dodge. I'm true. Good boss. We need to go ahead press our we have you have your chance
That's our boss. Yeah, we go. All right times are changed up. Thank you, boss. Thank you boss brand new fresh rims
Did you take that we need a new tire?
I'll go get out of here, boys.
I got one tire.
Hold on.
I'll toss through that tree right there.
Oh, yeah.
One more time.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
John.
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
I'm still in it!
So what happened?
Okay, I think we should go left this time. I think we should go left this time. I think we go left this time, I think you're right. I think you go left this time. We can try it, we can try it.
That's a good idea, that's a good idea. Alright, grab some fucking beers.
Alright, alright. Now we're talking. Now we're fucking talking. And we got burgers this time.
Oh
Why did you put an adult we're probably gonna need that you know party the antidote just kids one of us gets like
Well, we don't need a hop out of that snake probably can just drive I mean
You need to hop out or duck this boss everybody in
Yes, boss. I was doing
Let's get it going. Let's get it going. Let's get it going
Here we go. I mean, let me tell you do I does anyone else in this car feel good about this one
Oh, I've been feeling good all day about this
I mean, I feel pretty damn good
about this
Pacific tribe right here. Hi, Jim. My great-grandpeppy used to say coconut right before he went out to Vietnam
What he used to say peanut said
This is the one
Right here. This is the one game. I'll kill it in the RV game
This is the one he used to say that to me right before I went to bed every night
And you know what great-grandpeppy was right?
Can somebody check the blinker fluid? I think I might have taken crack.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, we're- oh, Jesus Christ, don't get in the fucking wage.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm getting all the fuck out of here.
All right, wait a second, come down. Don't go out there.
Get the fucking wage.
I think we need to cook up some burgers.
All right.
I completely agree.
I completely agree.
You know what they say, great minds take a like.
let's say grace at the dinner to our way what happened like my screen I was
cooking burgers hopefully they got burgers yeah hopefully they got beers
too all right we got some beers at least I'm pissing on it I'm pissing on it
There's nothing like getting fucking drunk as shit whether your dick can't even kiss while you're going whoa
But seriously you guys don't get two streams when you pee
I mean maybe in the morning
Sometimes do but then my uncle holds the left side and stops. Oh, okay. That's a good uncle right there
Now winches
I
Gosh I'll shake you up a little here you go
What's your great
I don't think I'm fucked up, I don't know.
This is where we went.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't have a hammer or something, but you don't have a hammer.
Boss hit me too hard.
I'm getting word from my bungalow.
I'm never gonna be able to get this.
You need a gentleman above the age of 50 to put his finger in your butt hole and check for lubs.
What?
Well, the thing is, I've done that once before.
Wait, hold on.
Is that for real?
And...
And yeah, I'll come on. It's always it's always the guys that stick the finger up your ass and they're all
Oh, no, I have I have I actually have a lady give me a prostitutes hand I
Was on all fours. I swear to God
wait no I wasn't off yeah is that why you got that massage thingy no that's a
different story when he oh I'm sorry I'm sorry she said she put it in my
ass and said do you feel you got a pee and I was like yeah actually I do I feel
like I got a poo. Yeah.
Yeah you what? Is that what it feels like?
She put it in my eyes and was like, do you feel you got a PSA, yeah.
And then after that, in order to give her a dick at MRI, you have to be fully erect.
And I was stuck in a room with two old men over the age of six years old.
And I had to get hard, but the issue is I had stage fright.
But if I didn't get hard, they would inject my dick with this fucking syringe.
That would get me rock hard.
The whole time I had to get hard in ten minutes
You I start jacking off MRI and then went to the process you say with the lady
Well, is this tech am I cooking right now? Well, no the big exam and the process exam are two different things
They hold up
Am I cooking am I cooking?
Now I just cook
No, they're two different exams peanut
That's what I'm saying. What if you scheduled them on the same day? Yeah
And then after that I got a scheduled to be a did you a pelvic floor exam? That was also weird
I was really good. I was butt naked and the guy was just massaging my pelvis the whole time
Hey, I'm only ever
I only ever got massage by a dude once and I did not get a boner. So I don't
Well
And it I've gotten this on bad you before I got no boner like once it was kind of weird
But then I went back
Recommended me to get massage my dude and I was like all right, you know what I'm only a man
I was out of fun for a man, and I will say the dude is he was a little stronger like they can definitely work
Best left here
Let me get our job. We get our check boss. I just kept going back
back I didn't get hard so but there's a whole three times that you get a
massage and you don't get hot it's disrespectful yeah you got a point yeah
I like like like even if it's a dude it's like no like not like on any like
sex was it like I think you just be disrespectful that way no no you know
he makes a point I completely agree if I were to massage your peanut you didn't
get hard I think are you serious dude really yeah you know you really like
That's insulting like I would stop inviting you over to my house
Pretty much
It's a dude Zeus
Dude, dude, I'm a dude. I don't know. Okay. They aren't called masseuse. They're more like they think that it's like the doctor
We're man news. Oh, yeah, I don't know like uh like a
a
my man you know some of smart nose come on
are you getting a son by twitter 60 pound
tyreek and let me know how how much
stronger he is the 90 pound way we all
right like you know i don't be getting
massage by tyreek though i've gotten
massage by tyreek it is
yeah yeah i was like six dollars and he
would be there for hours that's just
good economic talk yeah but then you
gotta give him crack otherwise he's gonna
get really fucking mad so that's up at
the end and then after that he might want more crack so now now you're talking
about two crack doses if you were getting the massage
and he and he think about your butthole and went whoo would you
know about it or would you or would you tell or would you be jealous
it depends on the circumstance honestly it really depends
but let's go on tuesday in may absolutely not
absolutely not tuesday no but april April fourth of april
Thursday in April no no because I have rust light so I wouldn't even be in the
massage what about what about a Friday in December you had to figure pop your
butt hole honestly a Wednesday or Sunday honestly December yeah it doesn't
think of the same if you think about it the next month is January so it's a new
year so it doesn't count if you get bigger problem yeah I got your peanut
Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I got you
The thing about getting a finger pop though is
It doesn't feel like it just feels like a finger in your ass
No, I tried it I tried it
I don't know if I'm just for that. Okay. What okay, let me give you another theoretical. What if you got a prostate exam?
from Gerald
age 42 recently divorced and as soon as he's done you turn around and he says I'm pregnant
Well, the problem with that is because he's recently divorced
That means he has still has his ring on his finger when he puts it in my ass
No, but think about it for a second. Yeah, but wait are you saying would you get a heart?
So he needs to be divorced for at least eight months so he takes off the ring then we're good
But the ring with the finger in the ass, that's a no bueno from there.
Yes, I think we're making good progress here.
Oh, we're making great points too.
Great points, great progress.
Excuse me.
Hold back it.
Does anybody see where I'm supposed to go from here?
I think you're supposed to take a look.
I'm sorry.
So two of your wheels are in the air, boss.
Hey, where's Gigi?
It's like someone fingered your prostate or something.
Is Gigi here?
I think we need to drink some fucking beer.
I think we need to drink some fucking beer right now.
I can't do well boss.
I'm questioning my sexuality.
Are we doing good?
Yeah, you guys are doing good, yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Alright, let's do this thing.
I'm in guys.
I'm coming in.
Where is he?
Is he dead?
Is that?
Are we in?
I'm not in.
I'm not in.
We gotta scour the area.
We gotta take a quick peek in this area.
Well, if there's a mine right here, let me get rid of it, let me get rid of it.
Oh, we already, yo, we already been here, let's cut the nitroglycerin in the corner here.
And let's not throw it.
No!
Why'd you just look at me?
Why'd you just look at me?
Why'd you just look at me?
Oh, God!
Wait, Peter, come here.
I'm poison.
I'm poison.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a second!
I'm making water come out!
Wait a second!
No, you aren't!
That says crank.
I'm cranking it, yeah!
I'm cranking the water!
Wait a second!
Wait!
Yeah, I'm cranking the water.
Look, I'ma stop there.
Look.
What is that water that's sandy?
What?
No, it's water.
I see it.
Oh, wait!
Wait, wait, that's good.
Because it's gonna fill up,
we could drive across the sand
and it gets us to the other side.
Bad sand, bad sand.
Fuck yeah.
Now we drive, yeah, yeah, yeah
There's two strings
There's two strings of sand
Yeah, it's like two just like my cock
Hold up guys wait hold up
Let's go in there gang
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you can drive across this
Yeah
We have to be almost done with this game, right? We're gonna break we're gonna beat this thing. I don't know maybe
We were at 1%
On the map it shows
the way you're dead to the no why would I be guys we did holy shit we were
really good this game might be the go we might be the one I tell for it here
oh my god we got a welding machine get the machine well he's just jumped down
there what the hell I don't know let's take a look how do we get rid of this
Red shit. Hey, hold up. How's this work? Okay? Yeah, I'm not doing all that, buddy. Oh
My god, get the fucking car right now. Oh my god
Get the fucking car right. It's like it's like it's like one of those like
Oh
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm in the car
What's the press?
We're going to the car. Wait, hold on
Let us get in.
Hey, no way.
Hey, no way.
Well.
Well.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
What?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Wait.
What do you mean?
Wait.
We're in a fucking free brawl.
Okay, yeah.
Wait.
I'm with that.
Let's get it in the air and then let's use the nitro.
Let's use the nitro.
Why aren't we fixing the car first?
first okay I got turbo ready to go
let me know what we turbo it turbo it there's no way wait we did good what a
no why don't you let the Tokyo race driver have a try no no turbo no I
Wait hold on, Pino, let me give it a shot. I have the plan.
Let's look down the hole and see where Smoke can go first.
Where's the end of the hole? That's the question.
Where's the end of the hole, you know what I mean?
Oh yeah, let's go figure it out.
Wait Pino, can you throw me off the edge?
There we go, boss.
Okay, I see, there's a hole. There's a hole down here.
There's a hole down here.
Everybody else.
I got him.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna be in A's.
I'm gonna be in A's.
Oh my god.
The cops.
Holy shit.
All you need to do is reverse.
I put it in park.
I put it in park.
are you guys all dead?
oh my god he actually did it! that's the engine!
yeah dude what do i do? tell me
you see that? you see that? wait till we get there
holy shit!
holy shit!
oh my gosh
oh i got too much
i got too much don't worry
i actually have a better idea i'll just toss you down there while you're dead
oh fuck
no!
one second gentsy
absolute son of a
There's no way!
Don't worry, Moz. I'm on the way.
No, we need to be here. You guys get in there.
The bugulator is here.
Yeah.
Hey, why don't we take a ladder over there?
I don't want to touch this, bro.
No, like, is it parked?
Yeah, it's parked.
Is that the exit right behind me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's it. You only jump to the exit.
Okay. Should I do it then?
I don't want to wait for them to come over here.
Maybe wait for them.
Maybe wait for them to come over here.
Good luck to everybody else.
I'm dead.
What?
I'm just trying.
I'm not dead.
I'm not dead.
I'm kidding.
Where are they, Chad?
Dude, is that actually the end?
Oh my god.
We actually did this.
Dude, that was insane.
I totally cocked that shit.
You totally cocked that shit.
You totally got that, Sid.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Here, I'll drive, I'll drive, I'll drive.
All right, you can sit here.
Wait, I can't get out of the drivers.
Wait, we gotta fix it.
I can't, I literally can't.
I'm pressing the space.
Wait, I have an idea, I have an idea.
I don't know.
Hey, hold up, wait.
Am I dead?
I think I'm dead.
Are you just dead?
All right, you ever?
I have an idea.
I don't think you're dead.
What the hell?
He actually kicked it out.
I can't get out.
Okay.
That's not good.
You have to drive it then, you have to drive it.
Okay, you have to guide me then.
Oh, I'll guide you, I'll guide you.
I'll back it up.
Okay, I'm putting.
And when I say left, I mean my left.
So you just have to calculate that, okay?
All right, here we go, three, two, three, two.
Hey, what is, hold on, hold on, hold on, stop, stop,
hold on, we gotta take this through.
Okay.
All right, where do I go?
Left, backward.
My left or your left?
No, no, that's our, oh my God.
Every direction will be my direction so you want to go right this time so you want to go right?
Okay, so I'm going right there goes straight back goes straight back. So the opposite of what you are great. Okay, straight back straight back
Okay, go straight back. Yeah, I'm gonna say back straight back. That means reverse reverse reverse straight backward
Okay, I think y'all should winch it
Honestly
Guys good luck with it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's a nice run that bitch. Okay
Okay, just go straight backwards. Don't don't go towards it the left yet
Okay, you're hockey though
Why did you start the word
my god
turn to your right
turn to your left
you want me to do it
i can't get out of the car
okay go straight
alright jg it's up to you
alright now go back now
you need to like
we need to come back a little bit
but then
are we going back all the way backwards
why are you going forward
to make more space
in park yeah not now come back straight
I guess I'm cocoa
I ain't no I believe I believe in you okay turn it to the right a little bit
are we gonna turn it around job good job I don't think you could turn it around I
think you got a because there's an extra space right here too like where I'm at
oh my good guys am I good am I good oh my gosh okay go forward to the right a
little bit like like just drive to the right yeah yeah and then now we're gonna
turn it to the left go backwards to the left
okay the left okay okay okay I'm good well obviously I'm fucked up I can't
walk that's why I'm driving dummy all right where do I go where do I go he
He makes a good point, he makes a good point.
Oh my gosh.
Going forward to the right, so we can try to
keep him out of the back up over here.
Do not go backwards.
Just fucking put the turbo in that thing
and rip it backwards.
You need to go to the left.
Back up a lot.
Yeah, you're going back.
Back up a lot.
Peanut, peanut, stop, peanut, peanut, stop.
Don't do this.
I think you just put some turbo in that thing.
I'm going straight stop you're pushing it you are pushing it stop I swear to God
right now I'm stuck I'm stuck no I'm stuck no no no we can do this we can do
okay okay I'm toggling the engine you gotta fucking winch it now all right
I've winch it.
Do you want to go straight now?
Yeah, pull your pants down, pull your pants down.
Yeah, everyone starts sucking each other up.
Okay.
All right.
I parked.
Okay, now I'll go to the left, right?
Are you sure you can't get off the driver wheel?
Wait, I got out.
Thank God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Thank all that is holy.
Put the turbo in that beat.
okay wait wait wait go to the right now go right go right wait stop stop stop
oh okay yep you're good all right here we go good work everybody you're
welcome you're welcome thank you so much thank you Coco
let me go by this place oh my gosh there's loads guys come get the loads
whoa wait it's giant room all of you boy wait Coco it actually kind of looks
It's like, uh, it looks like lost site.
They've run aground.
Yeah, it does look like lost site.
Stop, stop, stop.
Don't, don't, don't go anywhere.
It's so dark in here.
Here, here's the motor oil.
Look at the light.
I got the motor oil.
Maybe those flares is too dark in here.
It's so dark.
Wait, where are we supposed to go?
It's so dark in here.
What the hell?
I actually hear boss music.
Wait, guys, maybe those flares, maybe those flares bad.
You had them.
Yeah, I lost them though.
Yeah, I'm looking for them.
Yeah, I'm looking for them.
Yeah, I'm looking for them.
Yeah, I'm looking for them.
Yeah, I'm looking for them.
had them yeah I lost them though yeah I'm looking for them dude I'm scared of
the dog wait I got a flare I got a flare I go ahead to hold the flare for me in
the in the in the front seat G why do you look like that where did you get
that oh I saw your lights on this thing
whatever my we got lights we're doing we got lights we sure we're going the right
Yeah, I hope to be like, we don't care, like touchdown here, or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I would hate that.
Secret Uncle Ghost time.
I would hate that.
Secret Uncle Bucky time.
Wait, where's Jinzy?
I think I'm going the right way.
Oh, we got a take point.
We got a take point.
Oh, my God.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Guys, let's repair everything before we get the take point.
Yeah?
You are not one of the fifth players.
Dude, I'm a genius.
Oh my fucking god, we are so fucked. We are so fucked.
We're actually so fucked.
I'm talking about dude
You're putting all the stuff on there, then you come over here get checkpoints
Wait, what are you RV and save the map as in whatever we picked up will be still in our
Are you dead? Yeah
Here I have a feeling we need to take the lotion because it's for burns and stuff
Everything on the course that we can we can do the checkpoint and not have to do it again
Come on boys
And revive me
Can I rev res me when you right now?
That won't do the checkpoint. Yeah. Oh, thank you drop win
He's gonna do all the stuff we were gonna do and then get the checkpoint that way it saves when we're done
Oh we got burgers.
Jay before.
Hey fucking god.
Put him on the truck.
Who's got a flare on the truck?
He a flare on the drug.
I have a flare but I want to pick up the burgers.
Can someone pick up these burgers?
Burgers right here?
I'll pick up the burgers, boys.
I got you peanut.
I'm gonna cook them up.
I also put a grill.
I also put a grill on the vice.
Do we not need the flare gun?
Now the flare gun that was empty right there. That was it. That was empty. Oh, okay
All right now we also repair the wheels real quick
Man, I'm fucking ugly man
And we put one motor oil in there oh
This is perfect. Yeah, we're gonna use all the metal get it fully repaired and then we'll save it
And then this will be done for us every single time.
John, would you fuck me?
Here we go.
And then we got a hammer.
It'll pay the whole thing.
Oh.
Don't get hit.
Don't get hit.
I'm using a hammer.
I went down to give him.
Oh?
I mean, I have thick a shit, John.
I am pretty thick.
Yeah, see, this is what we should do every time.
This is way better.
I ain't having to recollect everything.
This is way better.
I do agree into that.
Oh, I got a shit.
Hey, this is the first time our fans
are going to be full healthy entire time.
I know we're seeing it like this.
It is kind of weird to see it like this.
We were missing like one piece.
Do you see what he's doing?
He's doing a piece of remission.
Oh.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
Oh.
Is that maybe on the roof?
We're missing one piece somewhere.
Oh, there it is.
Got it.
We're foiled.
I'm now looking to check, boys.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Are we showing this where we want to save?
We got everything on here?
Oh.
We're double-checked. We're double-checked.
We have all the flames out here too.
The double-checked means all the flames too.
It should be healed as well.
It should be healed. Wait, wait, wait guys. Let's kill each other as well. Let's kill ourselves.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. To get more health.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much health do you got?
We'll split in a sec.
Wait a sec, boys, you guys find the cabinet up here?
You can meet me in it?
There's a cabinet up top we haven't been using.
Hey guys, who here does not have full health?
I do not have full health.
Alright, wait, come to me, come to me.
Come to me boss.
Then we're gonna save, we all have full health and the band has full health.
Wait a second, I haven't, I've been revived already once, I've been revived already once.
That's about as much about as much about really okay, don't get hit we took a hit here. We got worse cooking add
We're working you we're working your body all right, wait
There we go. Oh now we revived what we got that was cooking an add
My gosh, I didn't believe you off. It was my hair. I guess he sit over here. I'm letting us say give me a second boss
There's a hammer on the ground somewhere.
I'm looking for us. Wait, wait.
Where's coconut? Do you know what coconut is?
I think it's taking a piss.
Can you kill me?
Yeah, yeah, of course, boss.
Take your watch, take your watch, take your watch.
Oh, yeah, I think...
I think...
Wait, we can cook up some burgers and eat those.
You should, you should.
Oh, that was bro. I'd love a burger right now. Holy shit. You wouldn't take a job
Okay, that's his pants again, but the door by me don't let me hear you want to buy me for the day
Okay, okay, okay, you have to drop the hammer first
But we'll know you good you could just click on E on the rip sign don't need to grab me boss
Okay, okay
Here we go
Wait, are you sure? You didn't want to
Die!
Oh
How fun is boys how fun is?
You know you didn't want to
This X-part seems pretty hard boss
Oh my god that damaged me
That damaged me I'm hurt
You gotta be fucking my ass
Fuck you Winnie
I wanna fuck your ass
You piece of shit
What? You piece of hell?
You piece of crap
You know we should be
We should be
We should be
We should be
We should be
We should be
We should be
We should be
I'm killing this, I'm killing the game, I'm killing the game.
Wait a sec, uh...
Alright, let's do it again.
I'm gonna get the winch, babe.
It's cause of the winch.
Winch, winch, winch, winch, winch.
Hell yeah!
You see, oh and I'm not even hurtin', I'm not even hurtin', oh my god this is perfect, oh my god this is perfect.
Wait, and it's spawned more repair stuff.
Oh wait, are you serious?
Yeah, look, look to the right.
You said you were right!
Oh my god, you said you were right!
You're a genius!
You're a genius!
You're a genius!
You're a genius!
You're a genius!
You're a genius!
You're a genius!
You look like now.
You look like Joe.
You know, Pina Pina, look at her.
She looks disgusting.
Yeah, disgusting.
Get out of my sight, you disgusting wind.
We need to take off that helmet.
I've had a helmet all this whole time.
What do I look like?
You should be doing two portable grills, is that so you can have a lot of rollin' head?
It's funny.
Like 100% we need two portable fucking grills.
You think I can rock this?
Yeah, 100% for the barriers.
Wait, should I go back over here and see if the loot spawned again?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're probably gonna die anyways.
Okay, yo, someone put the power drill in the fridge
and we got beers just on the shelf.
Let's get there right next time.
Oh my.
Boss, boss, boss.
I'm a hurry boss.
Boss, I don't know where I am.
Hold up, you guys.
I see me thinking about this.
I say we look ahead and ponder for just a moment
about what, or we rip it actually.
Hold on, let's try ripping it.
Let's try ripping it in fifth gear.
Wait, let's do it.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
I see you just ripping fifth gear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it, let's do it.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
I might not, I might wanna try.
But rip this bitch in fifth gear.
Yeah!
It's bit the fastest boss.
If it's the fastest boss.
I'll wait here, boss.
I think you gotta wait so it turns up and I'm down.
100 degrees, 90 degrees, 90 degrees, 90 degrees.
we go to that ramp
no we want to be going to that ramp
wait that ramp looks pretty easy
but boom
wait a second boss let me get out of here
oh we're kind of cooking we're kind of cooking
yeah we are
we were supposed to get down there right
I think we need some fucking planks boss
wait a second we can drive it to the right here
where'd they go?
we're supposed to go over there
oh I'm lost
I made it boss I made it
I'm readying it. I'm readying the jet fuel.
Oh my god. You made it?
No.
It's the burgers, boss.
Wait you, wait you, wait you to the wall.
Wait you to the wall.
Come on.
We got a ship going down.
That's hilarious.
I'm dead, boss.
There's a lot.
All right.
Let's give that one more shot.
Let's give that one more shot.
Vin Diesel would have done it for family.
We did it for greed.
That's why we went wrong right there.
That's why we went wrong.
We had to do it for family.
You know what I mean?
Why is there three of these and three?
F is for family.
Yeah, F is for family who do stuff together.
U is for you and me.
And it's for any time at all down here in the deep sea.
F is for the jet fuel with the jet fuel.
Not done yet.
Off the jet fuel.
We may have, but we busted.
We're fucked.
We're fucked.
We're fucked.
We're fucked.
We're fucked.
We're fucked.
You can be ripped and jet fuel just perfectly.
Let's go down the circle list on the left instead.
What do you think?
Circle list.
Yeah?
All right, get the jet fuel ready?
You got the jet fuel ready?
I got the jet fuel ready.
All right, lock it.
Don't do yet.
Look at the fast.
Don't do yet, don't do yet.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
We don't want to stick it in.
I'm sticking it in.
It's in, it's in, it's in, it's in.
Oh, go, go!
Oh, shit!
Oh, they get us through there!
There, go, go, guys!
Oh, my god!
Okay, calm down calm down stop
We were at a stopping point we're at a stopping point. It was the platform back here we had
Again
jump you're ready get ready I'm ready you got it boss you got it
we rip it all the way through all right fuck it rip it all the way through here
we go here we go we're gonna land is this Christ I'm in a land
I'm getting radiation one now it's head it's head it's head it's head
rip it keep it going keep it going you got it boss you got it boss
We did it we did it everyone drinks the beer's a plush
But we need some place oh my fucking hey chat
Hey fuck you chat
Boss box, well we do not say that to me 11. Yeah, it is
Oh my god, oh my fuck you gotta go oh my god
Yeah, look, there's a pathway behind you.
Alright.
Hold up, I got something.
Oh, I got a new hat.
I'm gonna fuck you up so hard, Coco!
You shouldn't pass me down here, boss.
Yeah, but you're...
You're approaching me.
I don't know where to go.
I need a winch in.
No, you should far left it.
Oh my god.
Well, that could work.
Let's definitely win. I mean, yeah, fuck you. I should win. I should win.
Gotta hurry. I'm not a lie. I'm watching it. I got the
I'm watching it. I'm watching it. I got the controller in my hand. I'm watching it. I wonder
how many sales space bunch got from this the rest of that chat.
How about it type what if you bought Russ in the last month?
I feel a lot of people already have brought but they're not like no and they don't know how good the game is
What are you at?
Especially discord and go enjoy my discord to see uh, how people teach me the whole community in the discord
Oh
It was stuck now we're still stuck. I can't see dick said I can't see it. What happened to the flare gun?
We're good to go. We're gonna go all right quick cigarette. This is a lot of strife these burgers that I got them
Very nice. Oh, yeah. Now we're cooking now
Yeah
Did you
Are you going now we go over here? There we go
There we go. All right, I
Went back as that's the more money on cushion because of server server. I got it 2018. I'm a prince of 2023
I'll come for you. I'll put this bitch in the fifth year. Oh
Fuck wait, wait, it's slow down. I feel that's what they want it
i think we need a nitro for that
we gotta build a bridge, that's what we needed
wow the bridge was fast we helped with that
we needed a bridge right there
we need some fucking beers
that's what the fuck we need
hey hey hey hey hey
hey
fine, we rip it again
we rip it as fast as we can
yes you work hard
wait, pick up this stuff
stuff there's motor oil and beer. Okay.
You don't need that. All right, guys, let's do it. You have the
jet fuel.
I'm not in. I'm not in.
We're not none of us on the car.
We're not in the car.
Okay, don't put it in. Don't put it up. I'll wait. I'll wait.
I'll wait. All right. I got the jet fuel right here. All
right.
All right. Ready? Ready?
Wait, we're ready on GZ?
Here we go, arm roll in, close the door, go!
One, and now!
Oh, fuck.
Don't worry, there's cosmetics.
We're going up the damn bus!
That's cosmetic stuff.
Hang in there, hang in there.
Hang in there.
I think we need like the hot start turbo.
Right now, Bob.
They'll restart this shit, fuck it.
No, wait, it's taking right now, Bob.
Let's focus.
We might be cooking.
We might be going down here.
I don't want to go out in lava.
Someone shoot me.
Someone shoot me.
Someone shoot me.
You ain't cooking nothing.
Get the hell out of the kitchen.
We ain't cooking nothing.
Your birthday got that food.
All right guys, get the jet fuel ready.
Get the jet fuel ready.
Ready?
All right, get the jet fuel.
Hold on.
Here we go, here we go.
Ran me over did you stand all right?
I got motion on my shit
Go go go go go
What's the left what's the left?
Getting crushed alive
Okay. Are we in different approach?
We in different approach.
We in different approach.
Okay, I think we do that, but we just go to the left.
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did we even use the jet fuel in that situation?
No, I, wait.
Yeah, I think we do.
To cross the bridge?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
All right.
I got the jet fuel.
I think we need to change our tires.
I think we need to change our tires.
All right, let me know when.
Let me, let me, let me know.
I already fucked it up.
I already fucked it up.
I already fucked it up, hold on.
Wait a minute.
I used to watch when you rocked off.
It felt good.
You ever changed?
Go, go.
Oh, dude, thank you.
I'm not in.
I'm not in.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
I'm not in.
I'm not in the vehicle.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
All right.
Okay.
You know what?
Coconut, you drive.
You want to drive?
All right.
You dig inside.
You dig inside.
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
You dig inside.
I'm going to take this shot.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
that
You
The joint all right, when do you put this take us home boss take us home
All right, yeah, where's the jet fuel where's the jet fuel put it in we don't need jet fuel
We just tried it. Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it.
I'll wait this.
We're turbo'd. We're turbo'd. Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
All right, yeah.
Yeah. Let me on the wheel. Jesus Christ.
I know, I didn't have the timing right.
Let's do that one more time.
Wait, it's working. It's working.
Yeah.
No, it's not working.
All right.
All right, let's do a quick restart.
Let's do a quick restart.
Winnie, how about you hop on the wheel?
All right, all right, I got this y'all
So what you were using peanut we use one first gear first gear first year first year first year
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a cranker up to five and get us through go ahead. Go ahead. My
What there we go
Let me know it all right put it all in
Go go go go go it's perfect. No, no, no, we're waiting. We're waiting. Oh wait, that was perfect. It was perfect
I'm gonna last forever buddy. Turbo is not gonna last forever. You're already used to turbo. Yeah. Yeah, that was it
It's it right now. It's in it's in right now, buddy. Oh, it's there. Call me pussy. I'm waiting for it
Yeah, it's gonna be out soon. I don't think so. I don't think so boss. I think we said it right now
I
Feel so good
I just saw cocoa get crying never let me drive again Jesus
is
Let me try. What did you ever try? What time did you ever try? Yeah, go ahead up with the driver's sheet
I don't think that's a good idea
No, no, no, no, no
We got no no, no
Come on, we have the Asian drive
We should be good
Let's go ahead and get off. Let's go ahead and get across that bridge.
I love crossing bridges.
I don't even remember how to drive this thing.
Judy Pyre's bridge is my favorite.
Witte.
Stop. Stop.
Witte.
Wait, how do I...
Oh, it's key. Okay.
I
Got the jet fuel Genji let me know when
Yeah, let me know when not not yet it just it just went past. I believe you did you watch you know that
oh shit oh shit oh no oh we're gonna crush wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait okay
hold on hold on I'm holding wait can we oh fuck is that what he oh my god
I think you can recover this. I think yeah, I think so. I think so. It's like it's like that movie
Inception
Shot fucking winch it wait, I actually can't move
I can't know
We might need to win shut
Okay, I'm watching it. We are not fucking wincing it. We're restarting
I'm grabbing the wind set the bridge up
I did get past that one part so that that was better
Watch out watch out
Get that set, get ready, get the set, get ready!
Get the set, get ready!
I got low shit on my shit.
You got low shit on your shit, you're soaking yourself!
Alright, I'm sucking my shit. Alright, go!
Let me know when!
No, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
Help me, wait, I just realized something, wait.
We've seen this jump before. Wait, turbo the jump!
I'm a motherfucking freak.
I got low shit on my shit.
Wait, oh, I saw the car.
What do you want me to start?
This doesn't work, this doesn't work, this doesn't work.
I'm not in I'm not in all right
Let me know when let me know when let me know when
Why don't you just come to the right side over here and drive?
Yeah, this is a wood pole right there
You some of that baby oil she's with that baby oil
Oh my god, I just fucking squirted it all over.
Oh wait, I got started wrong.
I got started wrong.
Give me one shot.
Give me one shot.
Give me one shot.
Give me one shot.
Give me one shot.
I got started wrong.
I got started wrong.
Get that jet fuel ready.
Get that jet fuel ready.
All right, jet fuel's ready.
All right, you ready to rip it?
Let me know.
Ready to rip it, boss?
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
What is going on right here?
Why the worst driver?
Yeah, you might be worse than my mom.
Yeah, you might be worse than my mom.
He was talking to us.
Who is this fat bitch in my face right here?
It's our boss.
It's our boss.
It's our boss.
It's our boss.
It's our boss.
It's our boss.
It's our boss.
It's our boss.
I
Know I'm literally bugging out right now. I have no idea. Let's go. I'm inside the fucking car
I got a look at the Jeff you wait a second boss
We're turbo
Okay, okay.
This is cosmetic.
Oh, fuck this.
I'm getting screwed.
You did great.
Guys, I think Gigi actually might be the only one
I can give to this part.
Yeah, I agree.
I, I, Gigi, you do it.
You do it.
You do it.
Okay.
Wait, give me one more shot.
Give me one more shot.
One more shot.
Give me one more shot.
Give me one more shot.
Give me one more shot.
Give me one more shot.
Give me one more shot.
Give me one more shot.
Put the jet fuel right now!
Rip it, rip it, rip it!
Rip it, rip it!
What the fuck?
Are you alive? Are you alive?
Are you alive right now?
I thought I killed him!
I'm gonna kill him!
I think you're going already!
Oh my god!
Don't put it in!
Did you make it?
Don't put it in! Do not put it in!
Holy shit! What?
With no jet fuel?
I mean with no jet fuel!
That could have been easily avoided.
I think with no jet fuel, guys!
I don't know what I'm saying, I don't know what I'm saying, I don't know what I'm saying.
You know me I'm sorry. I'm dead. I'm just hanging around. I'm fucking dead
I'm under the map by about four miles, so I'm gonna read these down good guys
I might have the sauce. I think I genuinely might have the sauce. Let me hit that bitch
Let me hit that bitch. I
genuinely might have the sauce here
the kid boys locked it in ready guys mm-hmm yeah we're sorry for locked
oh shit oh my god it's like be hopping
Oh, my goodness. Oh, I almost had it. I almost had it.
Okay. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it.
what up chat you guys all up to tonight I feel like I feel like I haven't been
really talking to you guys
I don't have enough speed
I don't have enough speed I don't have no speed you need some fucking turbo no no I'm
gonna have to turn around I can be without zero okay oh my god oh my god
Oh my god, we turbo'd it.
I spelled the turbo-fucks it up, the turbo-fucks it up.
Yeah, I don't think you need the turbo.
Yeah, the turbo-fucks it up, the turbo-fucks it up.
My bad boss, you said you need to speed.
You good boss, you good boss, you good boss.
I'm in boys, I'm in boys.
You get past him, you get past here.
Oh, I just want a burger and beer.
You guys should probably shut that door because it does fuck it up.
really I want to go to third gear fuck
I'm not gonna speed right here I'm not gonna have this week yeah cuz I take off
your pants guys you guys you have to get the fourth gear before you get to the
ramp and like guys super hard to do it guys I'm gonna I gotta hop off why we
go rich I'm going out I'm going out tonight it's two in the fucking morning
Are you insane?
Yeah, I'm going out.
Is that mean? Are you crazy?
Yeah, I'm gonna go hang out with some friends.
Right now, two in the morning.
Yeah.
I thought we were your friends, boss.
Yeah.
You guys are my friends, man.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
You guys are my friends, man.
But I mean, I didn't...
Two in the morning, I gotta go out.
I thought we were your friends, boss.
guys all my friends I'll go with you guys now I gotta go hang out with my
other friends don't do that don't do that don't do that
We were your friends, boss.
You got you all my friends.
I thought we were your friends, boss.
I don't know if we can finish this without you, boss.
We were almost there too, boss.
What happened, boss? I thought we were your friends.
You guys are my friends. I'm just hanging out with my other friends.
About we were your friends guys are my friends. I'm just gonna go hang out with my other friends peanut
I'm not we were your friends bars. I'll fucking kill you. I
Will fucking kill you that we were your friends
What do we do boss? And when we do wrong bars?
We'll be better this time boss. Yeah, will we bad boss?
Do we do something about us
We do robos?
I have nitro.
Hell yeah.
We have nitro.
I remember we had to throw nitro at that thing.
Yeah, stop.
We were just going to drive down here.
I thought I had to throw nitro at it.
No, it's just a real wall. I just crashed into it.
Oh, dummy.
Hey, go to me next time. Go to me next time.
Okay, okay.
I'm dead.
It's time to lock in.
We are about to pass our PB our personal best right here boys
Bam, we just passed our personal best. Oh my god
No, I'm sorry about the turn. I feel like something else is coming up. It's painting us. I swear. I swear
Like they make you
Watch this boys, watch it end.
Not even on the RV I have to walk on the way.
Hey, Gina, we have 14 metal, you should grab the hammer and repair.
Wait, is anyone on the bus with me?
No.
Good, good.
All right then.
J.J. is ready.
J.J.
J.J.
J.J.
J.J.
J.J.
J.J.
J.J.
J.J.
Life's like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
It's like a fucking job, man.
Christy Correa!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Pizza!
Is the pizza for you and me!
Christy Correa!
Pizza!
I think that's the best one.
Is the pizza for you and me!
PEEEETA!
AAAAAAAAH!
PEEEETA!
Is it water?
That is Brazil.
How are you doing?
I'm just throwing it out there to see what was there.
Hey, how's what he did to a dark title?
I don't like being scared though.
Yeah.
You know, it's like, oh, always used to get hard when I used to play hide and seek with
my friends.
Not because of my friends, but because of the suspense.
The suspense.
Yeah.
You hide his hand and I count to 40 and then you cook.
good times the best time hey what's over here
as my uncle always used to say you wait a man till you had a man
do you go over there cold coffee
shall we go yeah okay i got some more heels for the car
Well the RV...
Pena grab the hammer!
Fuck you!
I'll go easy on that too! Grab the hammer!
Shit!
I'll go easy on that guy by hand!
Shit!
What we guys what is this?
It looks like a TV.
There's a button there boss!
It's a big station!
Destroy it!
We're in like sight of missile what the fuck the second
It's crazy you gotta sit in the
Let's go to sleep. Oh my god. Please
Coco get out of here. I can make it stop
Get out of here. I can't go go make it stop
Do the RV camper race?
What the fuck is going to be in an eight hour rocket PVP missile salary in the show?
We're actually going to do it for the day.
We're going to do it.
We're going to do something.
We're going to get the music and we're gonna get the music and we're gonna get the music
and we're gonna get the music.
Hey guys please.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, you are.
What in the...
What the hell?
It's fate.
What the hell is this?
It's fate.
Wait.
Wait.
He meant...
Wait are we the new...
He meant...
Wait, are we the nuke?
Did you put the fucking nitroglycerin in?
We win?
What the fuck is going on?
What's going on?
What the fuck is going on?
I don't know.
I don't think we put enough nitroglycerin in.
Wait, what the fuck?
Holy shit, it's nuclear fallout.
What happened?
Get the fucking witch!
What the hell?
Oh my gosh.
I can't move it!
How about you get a goddamn witch?
To paint the bridge.
Okay, when you look back.
Witch in it?
There's a checkpoint right here too.
That's actually a quick shot, right?
Oh, you could have revived Kokonai.
oh my god oh wait no way oh my god wait don't wait wait i'm all my life how far
we can have a snowball fight okay wait guys i think we're gonna need this nitro
We there's no way we're not gonna need it for this icy part
Tell me your nephew we give
Go go with you
I did even die. I wish I did not walk only back up
Wait, we're both dead. We're all dead. Catch me boss. Catch me boss
Wait boss. I've lost that fellow down a lot. We're all dead. We're all dead Jesus Christ bars
I'm back boss
I'm stuck
You like that bitch, huh?
What the fuck?
We need to revive, we need to revive.
We need to revive.
Bitch.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
What the fuck?
Yeah, please let me die, please let me die, please let me die.
Oh my god, and I you've got to be kidding me
Not one all the way back out there
Fucking I'm killing myself. Hey, I'm gonna kill yourself in this game
Goodbye, baby, buddy. Hey, wait a second. Wait a second revive me revive me
I got you. I got you. How'd you die?
Oh, let me go. Let me go. What?
Motherfucker.
All right, guys. Oh, oh.
All right. What's his next part here? What's his next part?
I see me just full sitting down the hill so it happens. What do you guys think?
Yeah
You only do it yourself
You're really cheating
That's me pussy
What the hell is that boss?
How's he doing that?
You only do it yourself
All right, let's get a couple fucking smokes and let's get going. Let's do it
Oh, you don't want to do that, but you don't want to do that, but you're fucking some fuzzies.
Here you do, Rez.
Oh my God, I didn't die and I'm at the bottom.
You've got to be kidding me.
I got you.
You can remind me, I'm not dead.
Where you at?
I'll Rez, then.
I'm at all the way to the bottom.
Trick shot suicide, okay?
Where's you such a what am I guy doing? Wait? Oh, I'm I'm glad
I'm glad I can't do anything
That's me
Please God tell me I guess we got it. We got to get to the next part. Yeah, you're the next part
I'm gonna I gotta go to get down guys
You just killed us! You just killed us!
You just killed us! You just killed us!
We obviously get one legit run, and then you can go.
One legit run, one legit run.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, kill them.
I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
I'm just joking.
Alright, let's go.
Stupid bitch.
I figured out your tech.
I figured out your fucking deck!
Come here!
You figured out my deck out?
I did die again! You got me Gaming! You got me Gaming!
Why are you so damn stupid?
Oh fuck!
I'm gonna fix that part of it.
he's dead
Alina is dead
Provide me
Ow
Revive him revive him revive him
Revive me
Revive me please revive me please revive me
Just revive me please
You're so selfish
So dumb
Just revive me please
I
You've got to be kidding me
There's no storm is too strong I gave it move
except for one direction. Oh shit. Did you revive me? Did you revive me? Did you revive
me? Did you revive me? I can't revive you. No please please did you please please please
revive me please please. Someone revive me someone revive me please please. Go get up
When he revives, please!
Revive him, buddy!
Hey! Hey!
Oh!
It's so cold, so cold!
Hey! Hey!
Hey, come here, Pussy!
Oh my god, please!
Oh my god, please, please!
Please!
Please!
He's just rolling!
He's just rolling!
He's just rolling!
He's just rolling!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Please, please, please, please, come on!
Please!
Come on!
Yes! Yes!
Help!
Help!
What are you guys?
Help! Help!
I had to get the full charge in
What the fuck?
Wait, there's a big snowball!
No more here!
Wait a second
Maybe we have to roll this down the hill
We have to roll this down the hill
Hey, get away from me!
Oh my god, oh my god, that's pretty steep.
What?
He's no more proof?
I'm dead.
Wait a second.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Reza, what?
Reza, Reza.
Oh
Thank fucking god
But you give us the right it's freezing out here
Love a burger
The bottom of the hill where you threw us all right, we're gonna be alive. We're alive
How do we kill ourselves? Yeah, we can kill us us
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's OK, trust me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not revived if you kill yourselves.
Where did you go?
Help, help.
Help.
Please, help me.
Bitch, you were right here.
See you guys later.
Oh, shit.
I've got new tech.
I've got new tech.
Holy shit.
I've got new tech.
I got a new tank, I got a new tank, I got a new tank!
I beat your ass in ship really.
Yeah, get fucked.
I beat your ass in ship.
No you wouldn't.
No you wouldn't.
I did, bro.
I did, though.
Did you win the RV go?
In the water.
What the fuck was that?
I think I'm dying I'm trying to find the RV. I don't know what all there you guys are
What? What?
Guys? Somebody help me. Somebody help me.
I don't think this is working.
I think I need another beer.
there we go yeah what what how hey pull me out get the pisser on me
piss me out get me out I'm stuck in the water oh no I'm frozen the water
we're coming again you Peter hang on
The engine's about to break. Did you hear you came over there?
He's living.
I think he's doing good.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, well, that'll happen.
I wasn't driving under the water.
This is the new plan.
We'll jet fuel all the way down the mountain.
Put the jet fuel in.
Yup.
Put the jet fuel in.
You don't need to do that.
You got the jet fuel?
Let me know when.
Right now.
I can't go.
That was a great fucking idea.
I got pulled out the fucking driver's seat.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I didn't even get down there.
I'm just rolling off the top of the hill, I'm still rolling off.
We gotta use the flip-flopatic, we gotta use the flip-flopatic.
It says, what do you mean we?
It's just you.
In my stuff.
Okay, I gotta go, I gotta go.
I'll catch you.
I'm through to the other champion, I'm going in, I'm going in.
I'm really dead at the bottom of the mountain.
What the fuck?
No, wait, it's, it, leave, leave.
What the fuck?
Where is he?
We're gonna revive us, we're both back here, we're in the presence.
We're going to the football matagal, we're the football matagal.
We're both by the trees Peter, we're both by the trees back here Peter.
Yeah, who's over here right now, type 1?
I don't know, we can just wince that fucking thing.
Holy shit, there's a lot of fucking people here.
I
Put the jet fuel in put the jet fuel in
What the jet fuel in
Okay, I think
That's not gonna help. That's not gonna help at all.
Alright, put the jet, what, what the jet fuel in?
Alright, I'll put the jet fuel in.
We ride. Put the jet fuel in, right?
Wait a second, put the jet fuel in.
Alright, perfect, perfect.
What does he mean, treat? What does he mean, delight?
Oh, I'll take care of him, I'll take care of him this time.
Alright, put the jet fuel in.
I got him, I got him. Alright, let's go bosses, let's go.
We got a jet fuel in, we got a jet fuel in.
You can just stand in front of me, I can't see a damn thing.
You like this fat ass?
What is all he mean?
What is all he mean for the driver to see that he can't move?
Hey, I think we're going down to hell.
This is not a little freaky stuff.
Look at me, Coco!
Wait! Oh my god, those are the orders guys!
We won!
We did it!
We won!
We won!
We actually won!
We did it!
We did it!
Wait, how did you do better without being able to see?
Is that an alphad? Wait a second.
Well, I need that. I need that right now.
I need that.
Okay, well, I got this windstorm.
What? Where'd you go? Where'd you go? We had it and he drove it in the eyes. So it's our best run.
Hey, what are you doing? Oh my god, those are the best run we had to go through.
The windstorm is over-dinking me. We only had to go to the right. I'm grabbing a wedge. I'm grabbing a fucking wedge.
oh fuck oh the ice is slippery it's really slippery hold on hold on oh my god wait you're the right
this one's so crazy this one's so crazy i'm gonna freeze to death somebody can campfire i can't
move i can't i can't get back over there we're about to lose because the car is in water right now
I think we just send it down the hill again guys you guys are too drunk to know where to go
I don't know exactly where we are holy shit this chair can turn left to the left of another right and the left
Yeah, then what we're right exact amundo my friend exact amundo my friend exact amundo
Did you guys leave the winch controller up here?
We got we got lots of which controls we got like four of those big you got a backup which controller
Just if you ain't talking buddy, I don't want to talk. Oh
Oh, you tell him, you tell him, you tell him.
I think we need a burst of oxygen.
I think that's what we need.
I think we need to pop the charcoal.
All right, guys, if they give us some type of wooden planks,
what do you think that means?
Uh, hmm, that means we know the wooden planks thing?
I think we got to make another bridge.
Yeah, I think so, because I would
say if they give us wooden planks, we got to build a bridge.
Hey, second, there's a tuba here.
sorry
i got a go
you know you guys can write tubes anywhere as as far as
like down as you want you won't die
right at two
yeah those two guys you can't nail these in anywhere
from the top of the mountain in the tube
it's not a good thing they do in uh... canada they fucking do the
I'm sled racing those guys know those guys was hockey. Oh, okay more crimes
What what do we I think we just drive left you just drive left?
Let me check over here boss dude. I can't even run back to you guys the swim is so strong
Yeah, we definitely
Yeah, I'm sorry. Wait. Wait. Wait. No, we definitely don't go that we definitely don't go that I think we do go live
I don't think this is where you need to be I thought you said we do go lab yeah
I'm gonna do I go on this but where we go lab I think they want us to stay in
the car and go right yeah where are they I think they want us to go lab I think
we just go left we're stuck we're stuck we need a whizzing ball I'm
I found some fucking vodka here.
They're fucking good.
Okay, this is the dumbest fucking, oh my god.
The Russians drink vodka to stay warm, so maybe we should do the same.
No, they left it out here for a reason.
Exactly.
They don't just drink vodka in the middle of the night.
I got the wooden flags as well, but we can make that bridge.
Okay, and I got a nil gun.
So we're good.
Let's build this fucking thing.
Yeah!
It doesn't fuck will you build up? Yeah, I see something in the middle of the ice
Yeah, it's fucking vodka. I'm trying to get to it guys. I know there's our cars under water. Oh
Fuck yeah, that's a problem. We can't get back to the car either. What do you throw me?
Yeah, I could fuck you. I throw me over there. I'm gonna do an ice cube. I
I have to hit you with this first.
I can't get out of the water. I'm about to turn to an ice cube.
Coco, I have to hit you with this first something for this.
Oh my God. Guys, guys, this might be too hard for how I need to be hit if we are.
Oh, no.
I'm not even joking.
We're the greatest minds in America's Gen X or whatever the fuck we are in the world.
We're just gonna stay here. Why didn't whoever give us our last names?
Why didn't? Let's show our furthest teeth. I just died.
I'm dead. Okay, we started this running
Let's go brother. We got a father's last name boys
You guys want me to tell you how to do it now figure that I mean eventually
Yeah, eventually guys. What if we just jet fuel across the lake? I thought that's a great idea. Yeah
I don't think we have anymore do we?
No, we got some we got some we got some I see I'm gonna put it in a fifth gear and we jet fuel it all they cross like I think that might even work
That might be the sauce. I'm not even joking with you that could be the size
Guys, I'm not I fell out of the car
That's okay
Wait, no, he has the jet fuel. No, I didn't have the jet fuel. I'm gonna grab it then I got full now
You go grab the jet fuel. Let me go grab the jet fuel. I'm the jet fuel boss
us ready ready ready no boss right now boss right now boss we definitely got
some jet fuel it's working it's working it's working it's working it's working
it's working I don't even know where you got it for you guys sent to I
I found all the metal over here, I'm picking up this
You left me
Don't worry
Whoa, there's fucking there's fucking snow lepers or did the goddamn cheat on me?
I
Did you pass the yeah
Yeah, I passed you cheetah
Well, I'm in the next part entirely. I'm in the next part. It's not just passed away. You guys see that's bright now
Yeah, it's right there. Yeah, it's you
Yeah, I'm behind you
You to be good to me. I
Think this is where color is be with friends on the game. What do you guys think to me right?
I mean, we'll do Friday like every once in a while, but
but rust is like probably gonna be the hole in the app.
He needs a beer.
I need an antidote so I don't die.
We got some antidotes on the thing.
Okay.
I don't know, Chad.
What do you guys think of variety, Chad?
Na na na na.
Dang, how far did you go?
Wow, I'm Superman, holy shit.
Oh, there you are.
I'm fucking Superman.
Holy shit.
It's pretty chill. Jesus Christ. How fucking long is this? It's pretty chill. I
Mean, we're almost there Coco
Oh wait, I see the ending up here. I
Need another beer I need another beer. I need another beer for sure
Yeah, I got a cold one. I think we need a fucking wedges. No, we push it
We put it on ice, so you can just push it with a B and a Z.
I like it, but do it with my food, dog.
Hey, hell yeah.
Have a fucking Friday.
Give me a fuck.
Three muster beers.
Yo, house gate, they're the 500-bit donation.
Thank you, house gate.
So much smarter than that.
Appreciate that.
Oh my god, I caught up to them.
We got a resend.
We got a resend.
Throwing you in, boss.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss.
Wait, do we go to the right?
I think we can go where you're going, you see?
I think I hear you, I can go in.
They're fooling around.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah.
This is a whole new world, Coco.
Dude, who would have thought in 2026,
I'd be playing RB with your friends?
Oh, I've got right over, I think.
One moment.
What a thought, Chat.
I'm all good. I'm just taking a quick nap.
I'm still recovering chat. How long do you think it'll take me to feel like 100% after that rise
to make that reset? What I'm still recovering like my brain still doesn't feel right.
Are you drunk? Oh, I know I'm just taking a nap. Oh my gosh.
Yeah, bro get the motion out
You woke up let me drink a beer and push you out. Did you okay?
Yeah, I don't think we're going anywhere boss. I'll go get some burgers. Keep forward it. Keep floored it
Only the good time for burgers
I
Don't look too good boss you floored it boss keep floored it you floored it you floored it boss keep floored it
You floored it keep floored it. I think we need a fucking way shit
Keep floored it keep floored it. Why don't we just go to the left right?
Cuz I can't I did work I believe
I do like your meat cook Winnie.
I think I'm eating it.
I honestly just do it.
Oh yeah, meet him well, meet him well.
Gigi, how do you like your meat cooked?
Meet him rare.
Alright.
You know, do you like meeting him rare?
Yeah, meet him rare, please.
Meet him rare.
Alright.
Give me a burger.
I'm wincing it.
Here's your burger.
Wincing, wincing.
Wincing.
Wincing.
I think it does a good breakaway from Russ every now and then and to play other games you laugh so much. Yeah, dude. I'm not gonna lie. I left four
Like play these games I do Russ a hundred percent
But other percent
This is difficult
At least you might repair the wheels when we're driving
I'm in park I'm in park. Holy shit
Pretty high up. Holy fuck. Wait hold on. We got a wedger to that tree, right?
Now we get his driving boys
easy peasy easy peasy or this tree yeah or is this tree right here I can't see I
can't see I went shut up
well we don't need to win to eat this branch it up no I really can't go yeah
just a little bit just a tad bit there we go there we go I go ahead much
better all right let me unwind ship all right yeah yeah coming in all right
let's go okay
there we go look good good many a little push right here on this hill I'm a
push definitely need a push yeah pushing I'm not need some manpower back here I'm
I'm grabbing a beer, don't you worry, boss.
What's that shit?
There we go, there we go.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
There we go.
There we go.
Yeah.
I got strength bonus, I got strength bonus,
I got three really far.
Oh God, guys.
I'm trying to shit back here.
What the hell?
I was gonna help you, brother.
Oh, okay, okay, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I got too much, I got too much.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me turn to the car.
Let me turn to the car.
I got too much.
Okay, okay.
Yeah!
Oh, my God, you're so strong.
Uh, yeah.
Hey, guys, are we sure this is where I'm supposed to be going?
Yeah, it has to be.
Where else can we go?
It has to be.
Yeah.
Wait, she might be right.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I just wanted to know.
I just wanted to know how to present.
Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, there's a clearing right there.
There's a clearing right there.
Yeah, I'm gonna win shit
Why would you win so we can just drive?
I can't I'm stuck. Yeah, she's stuck. I'm watching
Now we're not stuck
Cuz you in second gear, but we go all right
All right, let's win up on wenshin
Winshin on winshin. Yeah, buddy boys. I put on in hop it on in. All right, let's ride
I
Fuck I need to fix it
How about we just gonna ranch it like that for a year go right
Shit, we should fucking went to the guy
I'm trying to get out there shit right here. We go to the ice will slip and die
We got a watch it. I'm in third year with third year. We don't know. Oh my god. We don't have snow tires
JJ
All right, hold on
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck I wish it
Oh my god, it's just fucking our car up. Help me, please. It just killed me. Someone killed his fucking goat, Jiji's dead. We're all dead. Pina, you have to kill this goat. Get the nail gun and put the fucking root off down. Right now.
You need to get the nail gun and put root off down right now. Put root off down. Pina, help us right here. Wait, rest me. Rest me, please. I'm gonna die.
I'm dead, that's the fucking gun!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, fuck, I made a mistake.
You gotta get a gun, Winnie! That's it!
Oh, my god, that's gonna beat your ass!
Run, Win! Run!
What?
Oh, shit.
Did you have dead red in front of you?
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
Like, on that rock.
Oh, my god.
Like, right on that rock.
Wait, I see the bridge he's supposed to take.
I see the bridge you're supposed to take. Where'd you go boss? I'm right here. Oh my god. Oh my god
We're still up here. If we're still up here
If we're up here we can win it I have some bad news
Can you please throw me off the edge? Oh my god, I have some bad news guys
We're
Guys I screwed up I screwed up I threw I'm not gonna lie
You should kill ourselves
We start for the checkpoint
Oh my goodness. All right. Good night guys
You know I gotta go
Oh, where you mean by tonight everybody try one more try boys
Love you guys good night good night good night wait wait wait wait what about what about this what wait where'd you go? I got off
All right, bye guys. Good night. Good night. Good night.
Have a good night.
Have a good night.
I can't believe you.
All right, chat. Good night, boys. Peace out. I'll see you guys tomorrow.