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12-27-2025 · 2h 29m
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I'm not sure what to do with him.
I'll just have to wait for him to come back.
I'll just have to wait for him to come back.
I'll just have to wait for him to come back.
I
Yo, yo, yo, how you doing everybody?
How we doing everybody good to see you welcome to another day of tainted grail cuz this game is great, and I am loving this run
We're running around right now. We're about to go do some more main story stuff
We've got to go talk to Osbrith about how to pull out Excalibur. We're gonna be doing that soon
The office is gonna find a nobleman's double a
A nobleman's doublet for our girl. Where do we find a nobleman's doublet?
Let's like find a nobleman out here somewhere
Oh, beautiful!
That's how we start the day, friend.
Very nice.
Oh, that's...
That's how we start the day, friend.
Very nice.
Oh, that's...
That's how we start the day, friend.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Uh...
No...
No...
No...
Okay.
You found a bunch of the past and sold them.
Like you'd be able to buy them back.
We will check that. Thank you.
We will check that.
Maybe there's a buyback somewhere.
Glorious OCTITUDE.
How's T.G.G.R.I.E.L.D.s been great and awesome.
Levin the Revisit.
I think we have to find like the nobleman type of person, they're there.
I'm gonna have to get that real quick.
Ah!
Oop!
We're done here.
Yes.
Okay.
I think we're gonna head back.
Hey Ash, what's up buddy?
Where's the people here?
I'm not the T2 yet though, thankfully.
Else we would be multi-bonging.
Multi-bong!
There he is.
Nice.
Orbs of vortex.
Something here.
What else we got?
I think there's like two more, right?
Okay.
We're done.
Okay.
What else we got? I think there's like two more, right?
Okay.
What's the next big gameplay that you're planning?
I don't know.
Oh, that's a wonderful feeling.
I may have to say that for a long time.
February's packed? Yeah, let's just sit down and really look at the releases and everything.
I'd like to do another big play through, maybe like, uh, an Assess, or the Ringworld run,
or something, but this- this still has a while. We've got the DLC, we've got two
more hacks I've taken this game I'm sabering this game
Sorry, I'm still sick of my nose exploded. Explodinated.
Your money!
Nope!
Where am I? You're working!
Beautiful.
Hey.
Am I still enjoying this game? Oh hell yeah. Loving it.
Uh, okay, let's go back to here. We're gonna talk to Osbrith about the weird steel mixing with Gong.
Cough, cough, excuse me.
I need to repair it to become a keeper.
Well, if you put it that way, then I suppose I have to tell you the truth, otherwise the
terror from the sea will bite me in the arse while I bathe.
Of course I can fix it.
I've been doing this kind of thing since I could swing a hammer.
It's a skill we passed down from master to apprentice generation to generation.
Nothing fancy, just good old blacksmithing.
Obviously though you'd have to bring me a couple things so that I can actually do it
Okay, I
Need the broken gong and 15 ethereal cobwebs
Okay
That's a terrible place to store items, under the ocean.
I mean, that's an option, that is definitely an option.
Okay, back to the go-oh my boy Hobbs gone!
Nice hat, thank you.
Yeah, we still have Hades to finish.
That's a good point.
That's a really good point.
We can do some Hades too.
I do want to get like the true ending of Hades.
One second.
One second.
Okay, yeah, let's go right back here do this now you pretty much did every single thing
we could do in this whole area so
We're ready to keep moving
Oh
Here you go
How did you uh, forget it I don't even want to know
Just give me more
hell yeah it is he's in yeah that should do it do whatever you need to if
you're really sure about this but please try to come back alive no promises
anything I should know I have nothing to tell you I could try to talk you out
of it but I'm guessing that wouldn't work no
what do you think about the deal we're done's back and with the doll
Well, he's had no less.
Ha!
Bold move.
Let's hope he knows what he's doing.
Okay.
So you don't really know anything about it.
Okay, uh, let's go ahead and do this while we're here.
All you away.
And actually, let's do a cellar here.
So I'm gonna need to...
Um, how do we do that on money?
Boom.
Not great.
Okay. That's great.
Where's all my weight right now?
136?
Is it on my potions?
Uh, you know, I should probably do a big potion drop off, because I'm not using any mana potions.
These things don't weigh anything, though.
Yeah, we're barely losing anything.
Mmm.
Is it these?
No.
I don't have these, is this gone?
Do I have what it is?
Where's the gun?
I think the gun's like a billion pounds.
Let's go.
Those arrows get like six weight. Yeah, I saw that but still it's only six
Guys I'm on nice dude again, man
Also, Garrick, I still need to sit on a horse so I can summon it, but I don't really use
Please mount some games like this.
Let me get it.
The Eternal Seed.
This way.
And dead.
Woo!
Who dares to stir my peace?
You made an oath never to sullen me again.
Good-bye.
Beginning my lord, I want you to be deemed worthy to touch Excalibur.
Excalibur?
Wait, is it really you, you, who come from a time beyond?
Show yourself before me.
I know you.
It seems he speaks to me. Allow me to answer him.
Welcome, old friend.
I can see that you know me, but I am a mere shadow of my true self.
I don't remember you, Lord of the Seas. Forgive me.
That's what you told me, my friend. The next time we see each other, you will not remember me.
But, you are here now, the will and the power led you back to this place, even in this incomplete form.
Where should I look for?
Myself.
I wish to restore Avalon to its former glory, yet I don't know how.
Avalon's fate has never rested upon one person alone, not even one as great as King Arthur.
Yet he you are, trying again, restless and eager to take the responsibility again.
I salute you, my friend.
Tell me what I must do to be worthy to lead Avalon once more.
I do not think I have the strength.
Your path is true.
Seek wholeness, and Avalon will reveal what it needs from you.
And yes, you need to touch Excalibur.
Thank you, my friend. And you, mortal.
Oh, what's up?
You have given yourself to the king's service. You are worthy of a place among the keepers of the south.
Arthur, take out your sword and fear no failure. It is yours to take. It always was.
I deem you worthy, my friend.
The promise I gave thy mother is fulfilled, and thus our pact is ended.
You know where to look for your soul.
Trust yourself.
And when you reach your journey's end, I trust you'll make the right choice.
Cool.
I'm glad we saw it again.
Who is that?
That was the Lord of the Deep.
Uh, we're not really entirely sure how he plays in all this right now, but the Lord
of the Seas.
You all had a lot to say about you.
It was the most painful thing I had.
I... I didn't know.
I had no idea if this is what happened to me.
You didn't know or you didn't want it?
There were other things that required my attention.
We were losing the war.
I was needed.
Everywhere.
I should have paid more attention to what Merlin was doing.
I shouldn't have let go.
Is it gone here in your time?
Perhaps.
I cannot say for certain.
My memory remains too.
Clouded.
It seems familiar.
I do not feel my soul bound to it.
to it. But I know our path shall lead us here, one way or another. Something lingers beyond
this gate. Something ancient. That much I know. We'll find the truth soon enough.
Hmm. You and the Lord of the Seas seem close.
Yes. It seems we knew each other well during the war. And this proves that I sought allies
beyond our own forces and I trusted him enough to carry the knowledge of Excalibur. This must
count for something.
We're sleeping, friendo.
I am his will, the fire that bends the world to his command.
Cool.
I am the soul to the stone.
I am the blade that shakes kings and shatters tyrants.
Thank you, Suzy. Thank you so much for that 89 months, and he says...
With Twitch Prime, but...
Thank you, buddy.
Enough, Merlin.
You can't keep throwing lives into this abyss in these experiments.
They're destroying what remains of us.
Destroying us?
They're what's keeping us alive.
Do you think the Fogwellers will stop for pity or must?
Every soul we lose here saves ten more on the battle.
You told me to do this. You said she would do this.
And I'm close to getting it right. I know it!
No. We can't justify this.
There's no victory worth such a cost.
You know full well, Arthur, that this isn't about victory.
It's about survival.
If we don't push these boundaries, there will be no future for your kingdom, for Avalon.
You dream of peace.
No without victory.
There will be no peace to dream of.
The path ahead is brutal.
But if we relive now, we lose everything.
And yet we keep losing people and gaining nothing in return.
We must change the path.
They volunteered.
They volunteered to save our kingdom.
Had you got no closer to doing it.
Their sacrifices cannot be in vain, Merlin.
Find another way.
Use your mind, your wisdom.
Leave this slaughterhouse you created behind.
A different way.
That will take time.
In resources we may not have.
The enemy won't wait.
They will if I make them.
Whatever it takes, I will buy you that time.
Find me a weapon that wins this war without annihilating what we fight to protect.
Whatever it takes?
Yes.
Let it be known that it was my decision.
And I will bear the consequences of it.
Oh no, Mikey.
People can never know it was all my idea, and you knew nothing about it.
All of us have our own role to play. You are the leader.
They need to love you. If we win, you need to become more of a man.
You need to become a symbol.
You've gathered the Vragroth Arthur's soul and locking its own potential opening to explore
the King's Soul Tree.
What do you remember about Merlin?
Merlin's store Avalon for what it was long before the rest of us.
He told me that Tintagel wouldn't hold, not forever.
That the weirdness would nourish our walls, at our minds, at our very bones.
Until nothing human remained.
But he still fought to map away forward, to carve some sense into this land.
And in the end, the land swallowed him whole anyway.
How'd he die?
We were losing the battle at Tuathun's mouth.
Our last push before the weirdness took the field.
Merlin was with us, bleeding, exhausted, but still weaving his spells.
Then it came.
Not a beast, not a man.
Not something we ever had words for.
I don't remember this part.
shadow wearing a thousand torn banners moving like it had no shape of its own
Merlin raised his staff spoke a name I didn't recognize
And then he was gone not killed not struck down just
Gone like the land itself had taken him back
Okay
Yeah, I don't I don't remember that part at all.
So I remember I remember when we left our first playthrough
we were still kind of like trying to figure out if Merlin it was even around anymore.
So that that's wild.
What is this?
And using King's soul time slows down around you.
Killing enemies restores a portion of King's soul.
Deflect all incoming projectiles.
Healing damage to small chance could be weird essence.
King's soul is fully charged automatic use it when you receive the death. Yes
Great
Now remember
See you all about it.
Before you judge me, it all seems so obvious now, doesn't it?
I've judged you so hard.
The right thing to do.
It wasn't like that.
And you can trust me on that.
We were on the brink of losing the war.
And wars aren't one with wishful thinking.
There was no clean path, no noble answer, only the weight of reality pressing down on our necks.
Something had to be done, for everything we fought for would have been in vain.
And in the end, the ones who stepped forward, who chose to pay the price, made it possible.
And their deaths gave Merlin the knowledge he needed to finish his work.
To find something that could really turn the tide in our favor.
You really think that experimenting on your own men was justified?
Justified? No. Justification is for those who have the luxury of doubt.
out, and I had a kingdom to save. They were brave men who volunteered their lives, just
as they did every time we rode onto the battlefield. The difference was that, if Merlin succeeded,
one man's sacrifice could have saved us all, could have ended the war before more blood
was spilled. If sacrificing a few meant the survival of all, then there was no choice at
all. Maybe they never stole justice. Maybe their real stories were erased from history.
Call it cruelty. Call it madness. But if I'd done nothing, there would be no Avalon left
to argue over. But the kingdom still stands. The people live. And that has to mean something.
You've read a lot of your people about your role in all this.
I did. But this wasn't about pride. It wasn't about saving face. It was about survival.
The truth about all of this would have broken my people, I couldn't allow that.
And a cane doesn't get to flinch.
If that meant carrying the weight alone, so be it.
I would make that choice again if I had to.
So what did he come up with to win the war?
I told him to stop the experiments on our men, but to keep going.
And he did.
He started experimenting on the four dwellers, the enemy.
If their bodies could be broken down, their power turned against them.
Wasn't that their own doing?
Wasn't that fair?
So he figured out how to twist the Fordweller's power into something we could wield.
I told him to conquer the weirdness, and in the end, he did.
He found a way to make me stronger, stronger than any man had the right to be.
It wasn't just magic.
for something deeper, older, a force that reshaped me, and with it we won. The war ended,
Avalon was ours, the bloodsheds stopped, the banners were raised and the kingdom stood safe.
Stick to your race, the price you paid for it?
That's the question, isn't it?
I keep thinking about Seawall.
He was ready to pay the ultimate price for what we were fighting for.
And I thought he did.
I grieved him.
Told myself his sacrifice had meaning that he had given his life for Avalon.
And now, after all these years, finding him like this, I told myself I'd carry the weight of my choices, but seeing him, I wonder if I ever truly did.
You've got that look again, I think you've seen something you wish you hadn't.
Another piece of the king's soul reclaimed, right?
What did it show you this time?
Merlin and Arthur talk about ancient experiments.
You seem to know more than you're letting on. Can you start making sense?
pawns used and discarded when they found a better way and they decided to go even
deeper into their madness and turn our king into a monster why didn't you fight
back fight back against who Merlin the king is this guy this is care doc is
He looks like dogs when you're just a pawn on their board you endure you wait
You are the break or you'll have to clean up their mess. That's what I do
What I've always done
But Arthur know what was happening even if he didn't he should have he was desperate to win and
Desperation doesn't leave room for conscience
every scream every scar even if he didn't see it he allowed it that's as
good as approving it you didn't end like school though see wall was Merlin's first
attempt I was the last hmm we could say I was lucky not to say that would take
a truly macabre sense of humor don't you think what do you mean clean up
their mess. I spoke with Arthur, he said he had to do it or humanity would be lost.
Of course, he'd say that. There's always a scapegoat and a convenient excuse for men like him.
But it doesn't absolve him. Not when he was the one who unleashed this madness on all of us.
He wanted victory, no matter the cost. And when you want something that badly, you stop looking too closely at what's being done in your name.
And, after all, who said we were supposed to win this war?
Who said we were supposed to survive?
I assume you still want something from me.
You've seen what they did.
What he did.
I'm on his side so far.
And that's not the end of the story.
I'm on King Arthur's side so far.
There's not the extent of their sins.
I will see.
Find the pieces of his soul.
Yeah.
Put him back together, if that's what it takes.
And then we, or I alone, if you decide to define me, can end the cycle.
With the way we will get to his resurrection, I've seen it too many times to believe the
cycle will be broken before it happens, but know this, once he's whole, Arthur's power,
his mistakes, and his madness will all return, and when that moment comes, I'll be there.
Whether to stand with you or step over you, the choice is yours.
Remember that when that happens and you stand by his side, there won't be room for both of you
You think I'll let you decide Arthur's fate you're wrong you cannot kill me and I don't want to kill you
But if you want to fight me now, I'll grant your wish
That's the least I can do
Oh, I mean
I did it, but okay.
left of the village. You will need to find another artifact. The shield that was given
to Palamedes by the king. He was one of the king's finest. A voice of reason amidst
the madness. But it didn't save him or his legacy from what they had coming. Find the
shield and then well thanks for meeting me again we'll see if your perspective
changes hmm he didn't even give me any loot rude okay so this is awesome we do
have some stuff to do before we go let's talk to you why do you think Cal
It was supposed to be a reminder. The sword was never just steel. It was a symbol of what we stood for.
Strength, justice, the will to carve a path forward. A weapon, yes. But also a promise. I wanted them to remember.
to fight for those ideals to uphold them even when I was gone even when there was no king left to lead them
sometimes it's nice to just sit and think
not wrong
Alright, so first we're going to go down to...here?
Question mark?
Okay.
I don't know if these things get marked on the map.
There's one here and there's one in the archspire.
Right?
Is there any more here?
How many are on this map?
What's my build?
Uh, two hand. Two hand parry.
With a little bit of bow.
I'm mostly big bomb.
Bomb.
As you can see by that example.
Big bomb.
Hmm... don't...
Hmm... there we go.
Give me the thing we want.
I most...
Wait, what are you?
I'm glad you asked!
My name is Ocon in Cinnamon Sage, and I'm a travelling merchant.
I specialise in the various odds and ends I find on my travels.
Feel free to take a look at my wares.
Okay.
I will buy all your sage.
Yes.
Yes.
Ah, that's about it.
Have a safe journey. Try not to get eaten. I'll do my best.
Bam!
Tomb of Sir Lancelot
This is the DLC, no, it's not.
Ah, damn it!
I wasn't on my heels.
I think I was on my food.
But hey, this is good, man.
Cough, cough, excuse me.
This is the end of the video.
Thank you so much for watching.
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Oh, thank you.
May it be so much?
Right.
Ooh, that's a bunch of guys.
Oh
Oh
Still got me dang
Excuse me, hmm, I'd have to actually wear some like proper armor and gear for the next area.
Let this movement speed stuff.
I didn't think we'd aggro the other guy we did.
Where is the grail and why is it tainted?
That's a great question.
Good question.
There.
A little bit of a save, there we go.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
There it is.
Beautiful.
These aren't little Scully things that explode.
Oh, that's cool.
Hang with him? No.
Okay then.
Okay...
Is that guarding anything?
Or is it not?
Is that the setup?
Excuse me.
Hi. What's up?
My hands were made to serve the king, not rot in idleness. This emptiness. I cannot
Bear it. I threw myself into nothing and nothing is what I became
Nothing without my king nothing without my blade
Do you like the letter?
No no no!
Don't speak that name.
It's a traitor's name, hateful and vile.
Let it be cursed.
Let it be forgotten.
What happened to you?
I died a traitor's death.
Trampled and torn apart.
Fitting.
So fairy fitting.
I thought that would be enough.
I failed him in life. How could one measly death be my absolution? I couldn't. I can't.
I clawed my way out of the abyss, but came back every minute.
You should talk to Martha.
Arthur? No. No. Please. He cannot see me like this. He must have been made to look
Look at me, my blade, my errandite, her main mind, in the abyss, deep in the realness.
I cannot face my king without it.
My sword belongs to him, as do I.
But without it I am nothing.
I cannot kneel before him and offer him nothing.
Oh
We doing this we going in for our boy lance a lot that's right. Let's go
Someone's not beat step to your sword man. Where's your sword at?
Elbridge Raver.
I'm sorry.
Elbridge Raver.
Oh, it's out.
Oh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Bunk!
Super Bunk.
Did I retire the Mjolnir? I did. Yes. For now.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Death was a coward's escape.
I should have known.
I should have known.
Is this what you were looking for?
Aaron and I.
Oh.
How I longed to hold it again.
Just the weight of it in my hand makes me feel almost whole again.
Like I might be worthy.
Like maybe not everything was lost.
Would you like to start with Arthur now?
No.
I know.
I feel that he's with you.
But there's nothing I could say to him.
I won't beg forgiveness for my betrayal.
I don't even know what I feel more
His mercy or his scorn
Please that's as close as confident
Take my blade and
I beg you. Let me serve you and Arthur on your journey
Let me prove my devotion my remorse not with words
But with deeds, let me earn his trust again. This is all I ask
Dammit.
Increases critical damage by 25% when your health is low, or physical damage by 25%.
Wow.
Increased melee crit chance by 25% when your health is below 20%.
Physical damage by 30%.
Max stamina by 125, your health is below 20.
It's 15, 8, 15.
Oh, that's creepy.
Great.
And we got a sword.
Hell yeah, man.
Oh yeah man, absolutely love it.
What a cool area.
Archus is happy, Merry Christmas, Cal.
Merry Christmas, buddy.
Your Majesty, it's an honor to have you among us again.
Thank you for helping me find my way back to your night.
I regret not doing a better job of guarding him.
How do you know Arthur's with me?
I'm a picked. I can sense the wordness and the spirits within it.
I knew you weren't alone when I saw you emerge.
The soul you carry, however weak it may appear, is deeply connected to the wordness.
and to Avalon itself. Souls like that are rare.
Besides, only the one who wields the power of Excalibur within could open this tomb, and that is rarer still.
Who are you?
My name is Fianola. I am here on behalf of the Royal Geographers.
I was sent to do, well, quite a lot of work actually.
And as useful as it would be, the Wordness never blessed me with an extra set of hands.
Say, Traveller, how would you feel about joining the oldest, most prestigious guild in Avalon?
I would love to.
Good, because you've already started.
You found what was lost and opened a new path.
What better way to prove yourself as a true geographer in the making?
Who is this picked mommy? Yeah.
What do the royal geographers have to do with the Knights of the Round Table?
Everything.
Our most important mission is preservation of Avalon and the pillars it was built on.
We were sworn to protect the tombs of the first knights, but they were lost to us.
There were rumors that the tombs were sealed, and only King Arthur could open them.
Turns out, the mirror is true after all.
Merry Christmas, Statue Balb.
Tell me about the other tombs.
I appreciate your eagerness, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
The other tombs are scattered across Avalon, hidden and sealed,
waiting for the one who can call the knights back.
Let your soul guide you.
Find them, and I will find you.
So Lancelot Shade has joined us. Is that something you wanted as well?
What is King Arthur without his faithful knights?
Merely half a legend, if not less.
They thrive by his side, and he thrives by theirs.
And Avalon's foundations only grow stronger because of it.
Selancelot carries centuries of grief, and only serving his king once more can ease it.
You're gilded. If it's so prestigious, how come I've never heard of it?
Yet you use our maps, don't you?
Our work is vital, but often unseen.
For centuries we've wronged the subject.
She looks cold, her leg is quivering.
She's having it every corner in noting the dangers that unsuspecting travelers might face.
No, that's not what that is.
You should be more appreciative, you know.
She's working on her stank leg.
That's the stank leg.
That's a well-known...
That's what she does on the weekend, she clubs.
And, um...
So she's just getting some stank here.
After so many centuries, is there anything left to explore on Avalon?
Evelon's nature is ever-shifting, ever-changing.
The wordness transforms not only living beings, but the land itself.
Some places become unreachable, while others that appear are new to us.
And there are those that have been forgotten, waiting to be rediscovered and brought into the light.
You'll accept a pick among its ranks?
Why wouldn't they?
My kin, I'm familiar with the wordness in a way others can't be.
With the fog thickening, we can reach places that have become inaccessible to most.
We've lit the way for some. Now light it for the rest.
I will.
Thank you, Toon Mommy. We will be doing more with her, for sure.
Okay, so I know of the other Toon here over in the central area, we'll head there now.
Actually, let's go there at night
Because we need some more
Stuff anyway, not the two-way slot
That's a lot
It was painful to watch what became of him
What happened confident steadfast
eloquent
Nothing like the tormented soul you've seen
He was admired by the people and by his fellow knights.
He had quite the following, though he never seemed to care for it.
Only later did I realize how wrong I had been.
He was all so much sought after, left a trail of broken hearts wherever he went, but there
was only one he ever held in his heart.
And that was Avalon.
He doesn't actually betray you?
I always believed Lancelot to be honest to a fault.
He never hesitated to speak his mind.
And I valued that in him as much as his loyalty.
I trusted him completely.
And I thought his faith in me, in my vision for Avalon, was just as strong.
But it wasn't.
I don't know when or how that trust was lost.
And to this day, it still pains me.
But know this.
Even in betrayal, Lancelot never sought to serve himself.
He was a good man.
Yet even the best of men can falter and lose their way.
You forgive him?
I forgive him long ago.
What saddens me is that he still cannot forgive himself.
But I understand why.
The rebellion he led hurt not only me,
but all of our whole ass rebellion.
And Lancelot always hated senseless bloodshed.
To be the cause of so much suffering.
Perhaps fighting by our side will finally bring him peace.
Man, I love the dialogue in this game. It's just, it's, it's so additive, which I really appreciate.
I feel like a lot of games these days just have dialogue to have dialogue, and that kind of bugs me.
This game it's it's real solid
Okay, so we're gonna head up to the arch-spire now
Let's get some web on the way out
Oh, we still gotta help out our girl
We gotta figure out where to get a uh, a dupleigh
Yeah, for our girl
I think I want to do more stuff with her before we go.
Oh no!
Oh, this is happening.
That was awesome.
See you Wheatley.
Thank you so much for that by the way.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
What just happened?
That dude just murdered me.
I was murdered.
Now that we've entered Act 2, that dude can spawn at night now and he is very rude.
Very rude individual.
The howling of the incoming weird nightmare level.
There he is. That's me. To me, like, a blatant.
I think I'm blatant.
There we go.
This way.
Yeah, we'll fight him eventually, but not anytime soon.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Did we respawn level up?
Okay, I think we gotta convert to a combat set for number two.
Yeah, I did it.
That guy almost just wrecked me.
We're gonna have to pull out an axe.
Okay.
I think we got to convert to a combat set.
We're at number two.
Yeah, I need it.
That guy almost just wrecked me.
We're gonna have to pull out an actual armor set.
Damn, what?
I don't have any damage anymore!
Okay.
Man, those combos are wicked.
Combat set needed?
Combat certainly didn't that's right. I think the whole world kind of leveled up since we completed the main quest
It's gonna be a lot more careful.
I
Nice, okay, whoo these are getting a ton of cobweb that's good
I think I just walk up and crity that man are you leveled out now you're you're normal
Oh, a Femuric Crystal, please.
Let's see if we can get rid of this new food on these guys.
Alright, let's go this way.
What's in a Femuric Crystal?
Banished is a target making it disappear for s seconds.
Oh, summons are banished for eternity instead.
You bought Dave the Diver and you love it dude that game is so good Irony is a server
Let me run your other branch a little bit this way.
Nice.
Now that, save it.
Alright, we're going in here, Chad.
This is my second playthrough. Technically it's like my third, but I've never finished a playthrough, so...
This is gonna be the first playthrough that we actually finish, and it's gonna be the first playthrough that we do DLC.
All right, this one's a little bad.
There we go.
Awesome.
Is this a Bolivian? No, this is ancient grail.
It's awesome.
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Rude cats.
Definitely Minecraft? Oh, is it? That's cool.
Okay.
To here.
Gonna have all of these.
I'm not even sure what Weird Stone is for, but this is like the only place we can get it, so we're getting all of it.
I do not remember what it's for.
Oop!
Let's go.
Cough, cough, excuse me.
No, sir.
The weirdness is a purpose in and of itself, and creation within or through the weirdness
requires no explanation, it simply becomes and then it is.
This is a field of fulfilled potentialities, and where anything can happen, things beyond imagination only limits our minds and our understanding.
It takes shape according to our will, our emotions, and our thoughts. We cannot shut ourselves from it.
I know you're in here. I know you're in here. There you are.
The kingdom beyond sent their ambassador to maintain the balance the ever-dweller
only one thing is known for certain the ever-dweller cannot survive far from
the boiling primordial weirdness of T'uothon our capital does this mean that
the weirdness exists beyond Avalon as well there's a force a substance that
enshrouds and abuse all the reality I wonder if the ever-dweller is what
took Merlin.
Although Merlin said a name that...
Avalon is just a midpoint between the far simpler human reality and the timeless kingdom
beyond the stars.
It is a fascinating to gaze upon the land of men and see all the commotion.
They live, they die, and even they're vanishing as a purpose.
One can mourn what is lost and then can celebrate the growth of new life.
Their decadence differs from ours.
and the end has a conclusion.
I'm just going to slow down, you know, the power of time and you.
Great.
Blood Serpent 5, Blood Tainted and Blood Sting.
Two-handed.
Each swing deals one damage to you.
And each it applies to me.
Bro.
That's kind of cool.
Come on.
Inside.
Step forward.
After all, you know me well.
Off your mast now. It's your home.
A fortweller.
Welcome, little prince. Why the so-and-look?
Aren't you glad to see me? You finally made it here. It must have taken quite a long time.
Who are you?
So, you don't remember me.
I'm afraid it might have something to do with the form in which I see now this body and soul
They're much different from what I expected
About to answer your question. I am the weaver and it may be hard for you to believe
A part of you knows me
Too well. This animation is so good. Why are you coming Prince?
Because it is easier for me to adjust you this way
Then to accept that, for now you are nothing more than a human.
It is painful, but I must come to terms with it.
Where am I?
It is a place where my prince was woven from the threads of pure potential.
And the pairlady was relentless in her desire to fulfill her vision of an offspring.
Modeled after those you watched so eagerly.
It displeases me that you don't remember. I envisioned your return and our meeting.
Arthur was created by this guy on the battle call of the Pale Ladies.
Now understand why you need that shot.
Uh, what's your role in this?
Nothing remarkable. I simply exist in this place.
That you ended up hating against a mere coincidence.
None of my kind have visited me in a long time, yet here, I used to weave new Avalonians,
shaping them according to the intent and thought that accompanied their creation.
Weave new Avalonians?
They are afraid of potentialism at Waker.
Now it seems this place serves to life again as the wordness returns.
Tell me more about the Pale Lady.
She was a powerful...
I
She saw and desired far more than the rest of our kin who are suffocating now that you've said this I cannot see it
To live a life
No one can do anything
But those is all meaning
When she discovered the homelands and learned of mortality and time
Everything changed
We went along with the same
It was as though the mayor, awareness of such things,
balked it the way we did.
Interesting.
We could no longer exist as we once had.
It planted a new emotion in us.
Fear.
You'll find traces of her here as well.
The stone tablets are her mark.
Ah, she wrote those.
What happened to the pale lady?
I'm afraid I must admit that.
No, Ashlee is now.
It seems she retreated into her depths again after your King entered his Eterlosly.
The true one from which mortals are not meant to be awakened.
Not like this.
What shard?
The shard of the Prince's memory.
It is shard.
Much like the fragmented memory of the King that lingers within you.
I'm glad they speak with him.
It's a pain.
It's preventing him from manifesting.
Hmm.
How do you know about the king inside me?
I don't know all the details.
What did you know?
What's he doing with his hands?
He's Italian.
His potential.
What do you care to call a soul?
Did not perish.
The prince had been deeply fascinated
deeply fascinated by humans, and so after his death he manifested in one of them. That person
was Bartha. The man who would one day become your king.
I'm going to take this one from chat. Somebody said, what's he doing? Oh, you know. He's
just weaving new post-abilities. Thank you for that one. That was so good chat.
Okay, let's go.
Uh, well, why was your prince murdered?
Whoa!
Interesting.
So Arthur was a fore-dweller.
So Arthur got converted into a four-dweller.
through a series of spades began to intersect forming a single knot everything that has happened
and everything that will happen is meant to decide the fate of that knot
and we as you likely already know have been pulled into all of this
Man, what a cool area, I love these areas, and the last two areas we've done with Lancelot
in this guy? Totally optional. Totally optional.
Great, great. Isn't there a third one here somewhere?
I'm pretty sure there's a third one here somewhere.
We're going to keep working down the crit.
What are we doing for boats, can we use a better boat yet?
We got to really look.
Back in our, back in our stash.
Okay, so there, is there one more area here?
I can't remember for certain.
We need to go do her quest still before we go.
So heading to the next area is our main quest.
We need to find a ragged nobleman's doublet.
And then talk to him.
After that, we're basically good, man.
Um...
I'd swear though there's another one.
Let's go kind of do one more little look over here.
Let's make absolutely sure we got everything.
Okay, look.
Two here.
Okay, perfect.
Wee!
Nice hit.
Alright, we're gonna go this way.
And then north.
There's a merchant to the north where she is that has one too. Oh, this guy up here has one?
Oh, you say it? Wait, do you mean we have to kill him? I don't want to kill him.
Wow. We, like, are launching these fools.
I love it.
Whee! I don't know if we did this one.
Yeah.
Got him! Yeah!
Okay.
Hey!
Okay.
I'm here to talk to this guy real quick.
Oh, okay, I'll get you out of this food.
That's right.
Yo.
You saw me a fake.
What? A fake?
Impossible.
I would never knowingly sell a fake Arthurian relic.
He must be mistaken.
I acquired this relic from a trusted source.
Thank you, Gooseman. I'll check that out.
I can assure you, perhaps your eye isn't discerning enough to-
The blacksmith at the horn disagrees.
I can assure you, my friend, that you are mistaken.
Perhaps your blacksmith doesn't have as discerning an eye as I do.
I wanna be fun.
Well, you're clearly still new to the ways of relics.
You must understand that once you've owned one, it's yours for good.
It's like an unbreakable bond, and I'm afraid I couldn't sever it even if I wanted to.
Besides, these relics are far too valuable to just return, just think of the prestige and power-
It's not an answer.
Listen, Cren, I'm just a humble trader trying to make a living.
It's just not good for business, you know?
I'm going to kill you.
The purchase was a one-time deal.
Besides, these ancient relics are one of a kind items, but...
Let me make it up to you.
I'll offer you a special deal on my other relics.
Trying to scam me again?
I am deeply offended. Perhaps there was an honest mistake, but you could at least try to appreciate that I'm willing to make it right.
I've been in this business for years, and I pride myself on my reputation for honesty and integrity.
You'll pay for one way or another.
Listen, I can understand your frustration, but let's not result to violence here.
How about I offer you an even bigger discount on your next purchase?
Or, perhaps I could interest you in a different, even more valuable item?
Don't let a little setback ruin our potential business relationship.
Let's put this behind us and move forward, shall we?
Seraph says, why does his voice sound like AI?
Uh, Seraph, this guy's voice sounds like AI because you are incredibly bad at discerning what AI sounds like.
That's why.
Um... Alright, show me your wares.
Hmm... Okay.
Um... Wow.
Four colors.
I do kinda wanna take this for now.
No, there were lots of reasons that that voice was not sounded like AI at all.
The cadence was all over the place.
The inflection was all over the place.
He didn't have any consistent annunciation.
There were lots of tells there that at least that did not sound like what AI currently sounds like.
Unfortunately, AI will sound like that one day.
But it doesn't yet.
Not yet.
Okay, so I could kill him and take his doublet, I think.
No, it doesn't even have it!
He has a nobleman's doublet.
He doesn't even...
I think we need the one that's destroyed, right?
Let me see.
Is that the one we need?
Or do we need the tattered?
We need a ragged nobleman's dumplings.
So I don't think that's the same one I made it.
That's it.
Those murdering people for their clothes?
I mean...
Yes.
Okay, so we haven't really done much on this little island yet.
See ya!
Well, I do remember getting this area, so yeah, we did do this part, okay.
We did do this.
What else here?
All right, we can't... what's that over there?
Oh, there's definitely something over there.
Okay, hold on.
This was the tomb we did.
Yep, we definitely did that already.
Can we get over here?
Hmm. Is this for later? I don't think we can do this right now. It seems a little weird.
There is a ruined one in the boxes behind him.
Oh, there's a ragged one.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
We'll go check that out.
There's a bastard I'll put right next to him, so we'll grab that on the way out.
Thank you.
I don't know how we're getting out of this area.
Probably the map though, that's good.
Did we just live in here now?
Is this our life?
I think we're living here now.
You talked to the guy with the beehive and it said, no, we haven't.
Oh dude! I remember him!
I remember him, but I have not seen him.
I think he's here.
Careful of the ground a little more.
So yeah, I'll leave a little bit further at the ground.
Aha!
Nice.
Okay, this area has like nothing on our map and mark.
Which is a little suspect.
We do we did the shine of the bear remember that yeah
We looted this already
Definitely did everything here
I want to say that the dude with the beehive wasn't like here or here
What does it mean near a bridge?
Excuse me.
Is that him over there?
Yo, nice!
Did you make sure that no one from the Queen's entourage was following your trail?
Beware her spokespeople, and if you're acting on her behalf, be gone and perish!
Your attire is peculiar.
It's the attire of many families from Brockneela.
It protected them. Just like it protected me.
That's right, but I can't give it to you.
It shields me from the Queen's gaze.
I'm invisible to her. I hope you understand.
No one wants to be noticed by her.
Are you depends on who's asking?
Do you bring trouble?
Are you in need?
Do you hear the buzzing of the bee swarm?
Are you carrying that noise yourself? No, I can't hear any buzzing from you
hold on
You don't know what you're doing here yourself, and you're looking for answers or the right questions
How well same difference
What?
My name is Brock.
If you need something to shield yourself from evil, you've come to the right place.
Yes, of course.
Celestial charm, I don't need that.
Do you want your sage, though?
Okay.
What queen?
The first time I saw her was years ago, when night fell over Brock Miala, and the
The gatherers had already fallen into a peaceful slumber.
Then the first sign appeared, a harbinger of what was to come.
The mist, thicker than ever before.
Wilfred was the first to notice it, as he still tended to the beehives.
Finally, from the milky shroud suspended between the earth and the sky, an unexpected
procession emerged, led by the Queen of Queens.
We were lucky to be wearing our attire.
What happened to his queen?
I long with the mist came stinging troubles.
The queen issued a decree.
And that meant trouble.
That's right. Troubles are like bee stings.
Man swells from them, and later on, he doesn't even resemble a human anymore.
The most important thing is, is that both Brock and Brock Miala were protected.
Yes. Yes, that's the most important thing.
I hope he'll protect us. Didn't we get a quest from him?
Maybe not.
Is that guy actually Nicholas Cage? Yes.
Back to your hovel, coward!
I don't know.
Sir.
No.
Uh, you haven't used the sword for a while, I like this sword.
Cool.
Alright, so I thought this guy had a quest, but maybe not.
Maybe he doesn't have a quest.
Go to the place next to the druid shrine and you'll be attacked and then you can continue to blast.
Nice.
I had a food?
Damn, I'm out of food!
Okay.
Where was the place next to the druid shrine?
Wasn't it the place with those pillars, right?
With the skeletons on.
This guy.
Hey.
Here.
Ah, here.
Here. Ah, it's here.
You. This. Take.
What's this?
An invitation!
The Queen!
Her work!
The highest law!
I am a servant!
Oh my god.
Okay, you good?
We good, where we going?
Over there.
Okay, what?
I'm going to go back and punch it on the main brock and know what to do.
Brock, what are we doing?
My name is Brock, from Brockmiala.
My name is Brock, from Brockmiala.
Brock was attacked by a swarm of bees.
No, no, no!
What have I done?
I knew I should have never spoken to you!
I suspected it would draw her gaze upon you.
I beg you, forgive me.
All is wrong, all is swelling.
You hear it too, don't you?
You hear the glamour?
The ceaseless buzzy!
BAAAARGH! BAAAARGH!
Take on Brock, I can handle it, is there anything I can do?
Our entourage's stingers are long and sharp!
You must resist her influence for as long as you can! That is all that can be done!
I've received an invitation from the Queen, I'm about to go see Brock Miala.
Oh, so her emissaries have not stank you, and you say they invited you to Brock Miala?
You know what this guy sounds like?
Will Ferrell.
It's not like Will Ferrell.
He just watched Elf as a family.
So now I hear him.
Now I hear him as Will Ferrell.
It's always it's not exactly like just like some hints of will ferrell it's
Yeah, buddy here we go. Oh, this is so happy
More more
Eight decks for practicality interesting
And that would like that would that's a really cool bow because I would actually
Slowly opponent coming to
You here. She is there. You will take the power. You will hurry.
Why is the Queen summoning me?
Every Queen needs a consort. Consort, you.
What happened here?
Brock, Niela. Home. Life. Life needs a home. We want to live.
Why do you torment Brock?
Brock. Consult. Traitor. Brock refused. The Queen's heart is broken.
The Queen will love. We will all love.
Whoa.
Dude, I love it. It's so cool.
My night, Protector. You are here.
I have waited so long for you.
Why have you summoned me?
This is my home. I need someone to bridge the gap between my home and the world.
one to care for us, our Protector.
What you expected me might be.
There is one who betrayed me, Brock.
Once he was my consort, my chosen, my Protector.
He was mine. I entrusted him with the Hive, with me.
And he fled, left me, abandoned his queen.
Well, that's not acceptable.
Such betrayal is unforgivable.
It weakens us, weakens me, find him, and silence his song.
Do this, and I shall reward you.
The hive shall reward you.
I mean, I feel like we have to do this.
Now go, end this, discord.
Yeah, sorry dude. Your wish is granted.
Then go forth into the world and do not fear my knight.
My will shall always be with you.
The queen bee.
I'm just doing what, what Beemon says. I mean, I don't really have an option here.
I don't really have a choice. You know, this is just what we just gotta do this.
So I guess she only lives in the weirdness, that's what you're doing.
Uh, we're going there.
I would like to apologize early to our friend over here.
Yeah.
Alright, dude, why did you run, little bro?
Why would you?
Take a look at what I have for s-
Brock, you betrayed the queen, you gotta die.
She dragged you into her wretched scheme!
And I thought you had-
Brock, you betrayed our queen!
No, this, though.
How are you gonna betray our queen, bro?
Brock, how are you gonna do this?
I didn't wanna do that, I had to.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Let's go.
I'm a B-Trayer.
Hi.
My knight protector returns with cobwebs.
Our home grows stronger.
Rock is dead by me.
So, the little stray who fled has been silenced.
How pleasing.
He thought himself free.
A fool.
There is no freedom beyond the Hive.
There is only loneliness, only weakness.
It's true.
But you.
It's true.
You have done well, my night protector.
But the Hive's work is not yet complete.
A foundation must be woven, strong, and unyielding.
The threads of creation must be gathered, and you shall help me.
Yes, ma'am.
I am building a home, a sanctuary for my hive, but I require power.
One day, we shall descend upon the world, and all will become part of the hive,
part of me.
The ethereal cobwebs are the very fabric of our home.
Bring them to me, and you shall be rewarded many times over.
Well, you want to threw your cobwebs?
It is what allowed my children and I to enter your world.
Brock Neala is the perfect place for our home.
Our webs bind our worlds together, as we shall be bound once you fulfill your duty, my knight.
Bigger cobbleds are a building material?
It is the substance that binds the world. All worlds.
It is the strongest and most precious tool we need.
From it, we weave the world and our homes, which shall never fade.
What do you mean by everyone will become part of the hive?
The world you come from will one day be ours.
The hive will grow in strength and consume all who stand in our way.
Bring me as many corkwebs as you can carry.
Such is my will.
Uh...
Return to...
Here's some.
I see the cobwebs in your grasp
You've succeeded
Accept your reward and be gone from my sight
Give a hundred
I see the cobwebs in your grasp you six
What leave this
Gifts for the queen five hundred
Bro, what is this? 100 health mana and stamina.
Wow.
Interesting.
Okay.
Geez.
Girls only want one thing.
I know, right?
It's more cobwebs.
Gosh.
Tell you.
Okay, let's go back here and see if we can find the one in the
the box
I bet we already took it. No there it is. Yay
All right, awesome. Oh, yeah
The one box I didn't lose have the item I hated I love
Okay.
How about a set of clothes?
Well, the fabric is almost decent, although the cut is terribly outdated.
Whoever wore this must have been near destitute, or just stole it off someone else's corpse,
I suppose.
Regardless, it presents a fascinating challenge.
Thank you for this.
Here, a token for your troubles.
Don't eat, I'm doing this to help you.
Oh, you.
That's terribly kind of you, truly. But I simply cannot accept it.
You are, after all, most likely risking your life to get these for me.
Or, well, if not your life, then at least your health and personal hygiene, I suppose.
So, regardless of your feelings on the matter, I insist on compensating you adequately.
But still, thank you.
about Duncan oh we need frayed silk gloves now wait is that were those in that
same container there were definitely silk gloves in that container
Oh hell yes let's go beautiful
Hey, Orthuk, thank you very much buddy, I appreciate it, thank you, we also have message.
The funny number nice, happy holidays and two quick things for Tainted Grail, holding
Why on a tab while transferring to storage will store all those types of items apart from equipped in endurance stacking is great for loot goblin mode
Thank you, buddy. Please about Duncan. Yes
You miss him. I
Well to be perfectly honest, I believe I do you know, I always thought we lived rather separate lives
Yet now I sense a certain
Emptiness around me at times. I find it
quite unnerving I must say
Perhaps you're just not used to being alone.
Indeed.
That might be true.
In Camelot, I was...
If you think you're...
Your old chest is messed up.
That's something wrong with your model.
...becoming family, friends.
Yeah.
Oh.
And the servants are in the chest.
No one's chest looks like this.
Ah.
Perhaps you're right.
Nonetheless, there is no use in dwelling on such thoughts at the moment.
It looks like there's a butt on her chest.
That's what it looks like.
It looks like she does not have boobs.
It looks like she has a butt on her chest.
It's really weird.
I actually loved him more than you realize.
Oh, gods, no. At least, I don't believe so.
He was a respectable husband, certainly.
But, well, love and marriage are two distinctly separate matters,
and only one holds value for a woman in my position.
You're a new woman now.
Indeed. But let us not forget,
But I still bear the esteemed moray name.
My social standing hasn't ceased to exist just because I moved to the south.
And what of it anyway?
I'm recently widowed.
It would be quite unseemly to commence a search for a new husband so soon.
Oh, unseemly.
I have another garment for you.
Splendid!
This piece is indeed intriguing.
Although I must confess, I was secretly hoping for something with a bit more flair.
All my current designs feel tragically mundane, and I have nothing in the house I could use
to adorn them.
Are there any jewelry that could be repurposed?
Well, I do have some pieces that are quite outdated.
Golden gems are such obvious choices.
I aspire for my designs to captivate, to stand out with more than mere opulence.
What kind of dormancy are you thinking about?
Well, given that we're in the south, it may sound somewhat trite,
but I have developed quite a fondness for marine-inspired motifs.
I can start with some seashells, perhaps. Not too many, perhaps 12 or so.
Oh.
Oh, we need one more!
Dude!
We need one more shell
I think we can just go like right over here and get one
I think we need a drowned dead.
Yeah, these are undead.
We need a drowned dead.
Dude, the bleed on this boat is crazy good.
There we go.
Perfect.
Got it.
Perfect got it
All right, dude
We've worked here? I don't think so.
Oh, we're going this stuff.
Cool.
That's it.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Co-Makes, hard difficulty, look easy.
Well, this game works in stages.
So, like it's funny because if you would have tuned in
even earlier today, we got to a point
where we finished our act and all of a sudden
we were getting our ass kicked by everything around us.
So, we're kind of right at a point
where we're about to get a power jump.
we go to the next area it's gonna get a lot more difficult than you're seeing now
so that's the this game kind of works in gates like there's big big big power
jumps and we're just about to get to a power jump
okay
no clothes but i found something else you might like
ah the seashells i thank you you know this might be the most humble gift i've ever received
But it could also become a preposterous thing.
Truthfully, I was somewhat skeptical of whether you were actually listening to my ramblings.
I always listen to your ramblings, frontbutt.
And for that, I am deeply grateful.
I've always had the impression that Duncan became rather weary of my endless babble.
Though upon reflection, I confess I found his conversations equally tiresome.
I'm sorry to cut this visit short, but there is something I simply must attend to as soon as possible
But I'd really love it if you visited again soon
Is this game worth it 100% yes
You go somewhere together, I'll protect you. Oh that sounds delightful
Just make sure it's somewhere picturesque
I'm taking her again.
The south is supposed to be famous for its breathtaking landscapes.
But so far, the only thing that's taken my breath away is the smell of fish.
Oh, I know.
When we came here with Duncan, I noticed a lovely little terrace overlooking the sea.
We could go there, make it a proper outing.
Maybe a picnic.
That sounds charmingly provincial, doesn't it?
I can't wait.
Please let me know when you're ready to set out. All right. What do I need?
You ever miss like
Ready to that. I'll be talking with you too. Oh, well, that's delightful to hear
I would be quite dismayed to think my company was boring you or worse that you possessed such
lamentable taste as to think so
And here I thought living here wouldn't be exciting enough for you
Oh, trust me. I find plenty of excitement here. The creative kind, of course. Since, well, truth be told, I hardly ever leave the house.
It's starting to feel rather stifling, but I haven't yet mustered the courage to go outside and explore.
Okay.
I need to rebuild the seaside pavilion.
Five way.
Oh no, I gave all my stuff away.
I don't... oh good it wasn't up to me.
So see, these enemies, for instance, we were one-shotting these enemies before we finished
The last act of the battle.
Take our butt a little bit.
Great.
That's what we needed.
Whoa!
I think we're dead.
He spawns now, and he's tough, righto!
Four years ago at this time I was a solo gamer watching Poe while at play.
Now I've got three kids and my two oldest were gaming with me and watching Poe, and
I loved every minute.
Oh dude nice man hell yeah buddy
I just realized both my bow and my sword damage me whenever I use them
I got enough, I got enough, I got enough run. Diagram?
I gotta get it. Okay, we're definitely gonna have to farm some more of those later.
There we go. Okay, so we should be safe.
Here.
That's a weird sound, dude.
Boom.
Oh, look at that!
Let's go out at night.
I feel like this will be a good time to do it.
Yeah, let's go out in the weirdness.
Breath Edge, I love that.
That's awesome.
Oh. Hey girl. We got to wait.
Now like sit and wait.
I put a bonfire in our house.
Can I sleep in the same bed with her? That seems a little forward.
But you know whatever.
Did our fire disappear?
Nope, that's...
Yes, we're still in act one.
Yep.
Ah, absolutely.
I've longed to leave these four walls.
I'm terribly curious about where you've chosen to take me.
Let's depart.
I wish to waste no more time in waiting.
Also kind of fun everything we've done with this girl
We could have just not accepted her quest at the beginning or we could have bought the house from her for cheap
And she just left this is quite an endearing spot
Will be it rather windy and the decor leaves much to be desired
I built this with my own two hands, okay?
I must confess that ghastly statue had entirely escaped my memory until now now
What shall we talk about? You know almost everything there is to know about me and yet
But I hardly know anything about you.
Your friends owned you?
Tell me, have you always been a mercenary?
I was a hunter.
I can only imagine such a skill set must be exceedingly beneficial.
It's well known that any noble house of distinction maintained a gamekeeper.
I was immensely thankful for ours.
The very idea of taking a life,
Handling all the blood, the viscera, those lifeless eyes, it quite turns my stomach.
There's a certain beauty to the wild, the kind of respect for them between Hunter and Prey.
Such a poetic perspective on what might otherwise seem a harsh reality.
I suppose understanding the balance of nature does bring a different perspective.
Raised as I was in the capital, the wilderness was more a concept than a reality to me.
The wildest I ever encountered was our own garden, left untamed after our dear gardener's demise.
Oh my god, Moon and South must have been quite a shock for you.
Oh my dear, you can't fathom the shock. Wild, dear, frolicking just beyond my window-sills, it's bewildering.
And yet, there's a tranquility to it that's surprisingly comforting.
But let's pivot back to you. This exchange was meant to illuminate your life, not revisit
mine. But first, shall we toast? Do serendipitous companionship in the embrace of nature?
Absolutely. That's what I was just thinking.
Now I must admit, I've been positively aching with anticipation to delve into the tales
of your exhilarating escapades. Your life appears so fabulously thrilling. So, do tell
me, what's the most exciting thing that has happened to you recently?
The fragment of King Arthur's soul got trapped in my body when we talked sometimes.
Oh, really? That's utterly fascinating. I do hope you'll introduce me at some point.
I've encountered numerous knights, but never the king himself.
Wow, you just really believe that, huh?
Oh dear, it has grown quite late, hasn't it?
Okay.
If you'll excuse me, I have a lot of work to do.
And I think I've finally found my inspiration.
Nice.
Cool.
Hit for a lady.
Is it a pasto moving in the background?
So whenever you're out at night, there is a safe zone around your character because
of King Arthur, and anything outside of that safe zone gets kind of this like painted look.
Almost like Expedition 33.
So that's what you're seeing.
Same thing if you're in a town and look outside of the town borders at night.
Oh, you've arrived!
Marvelous!
I must confess, I've been eagerly awaiting your next visit.
Me too.
Today, I have crafted something quite special, just for you.
Here. Behold my very first creation, expressly designed, just for you.
Oh my god.
Always ex- oh my god, were you supposed to send your first work to Camelot?
Lisa, is this a courting gift?
Oh, my dear.
My dear, I'm so terribly sorry, but whatever gave you that notion it is merely a token of my gratitude
You've been so incredibly supportive and while I am fond of you. It is not in the romantic sense
Surely you weren't under that impression
Don't worry about it. Oh, oh dear. I understand if you might need some space for a while
But I truly hope we can still remain I got destroyed and please if it isn't too painful keep the garment
I do value you know, I must have messed up somewhere hot in the way you had hoped
As always oh no, I think I messed her quest up. We got super friends out
It's cuz I caught her front, but didn't it is that why I
Messed up on the dock
Oh, I should have said that meeting her was the most exciting thing.
Okay, let's try again.
You have to pick meeting her when she asks.
Interesting.
Okay.
Huh.
Let's try it.
You can't forget how to flirt, bro.
I'm a very out of practice, yes.
I like the hunting lines, though.
Of course, I was meeting you, Alisa.
Oh, you flatterer.
That's rather obvious, isn't it?
No, no.
Have you?
Saucy monster.
Oh, no.
I do it
I give it a shit
As a pro
Lisa, are you saying that's just been more time with me?
Don't be coy, darling
You should know by now that I rarely do anything for which I have no patience or desire
Besides, the evenings here are indeed rather slow
So, the prospect of your delightful company to enliven them is most welcome
Now, I do...
Okay, so let's try again
That seemed to go better.
Oh, you've arrived! Marvelous! I must confess, I've been eagerly awaiting your next visit. Today!
Thank you. Lisa, is this a courting gift?
What? No, of course not. Perish the thought. But, I must confess, I have...
...grandfather fond of you, and I am not averse to the idea of exploring a more intimate connection.
Well...
Are you blushing?
What? Certainly not. Don't be preposterous.
Blushing is a pastime for the timid and unseasoned girls, not for a woman of my stature and breeding.
Oh, my.
Me blushing they're very thought I
Thought why me really you seek flattery now
Firstly, I must say you are quite pleasing to the eye. Oh, there's a roar
Untamed quality about you that I find absolutely captivating
Beyond that I find your company immensely enjoyable
enjoyable. You engage with my passions, and you've given me a sense of purpose, something
I ideally needed. It may not seem like much, but to me, it's more than enough."
I've gone fond of you too.
Then I'm relieved to hear that. Well, if you'll pardon my boldness, I would not
be opposed to a kiss and then perhaps we could see where the evening leaves us
well darling I must say I've thoroughly enjoyed your company I do hope you don't
have to rush off just yet do you dearest
I wouldn't mind staying longer.
How marvelous!
In fact, I've been meaning to suggest something.
I've thought about this for a while, and this mansion is rather grand for just one person.
I don't know if you already have suitable lodgings, but, well, I'm offering you one now.
Wanna move in? Hell yeah!
Think nothing of it. I'd simply love to have you around more, and together we could make
this place far more livable, don't you think? The interior is charming enough, but the outside
utterly dreadful. Yes, the view is divine, and the beach is pleasant, but we can't very
well sit in the sand all day, can we? And imagine a garden. It would be so lovely
to have fresh flowers in abundance.
I-
No need to worry, my dearest.
I've already drawn up a list of all the improvements we could make.
Ugh.
And it's going to be simply magnificent, I assure you.
I love how that was, that was my option.
Ah!
Ah!
Bu-
Boop!
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we build this villa.
There we go.
Hell, you got a little hot spring action?
What a nice little house!
Already got that honeydew list? You know it, man. You know it.
I revitalize the garden.
Ah, is there anything more romantic than a proper garden?
Imagine the blossoms in spring.
The scent of fresh herbs wafting through the air.
I did consider hiring a gardener, but no.
It's time for me to sink my fingers into the fresh soil.
and bring forth the fruits of my own labor
That's right
just as village women have done for centuries
You get them
It can't be too hard, can it?
If the peasants can manage it
Don't be careful with that
We're sure of the pond
The pond is certainly a choice
Well, to be honest, I'm rather used to more
ornamental pieces
But this is
nice as well
very
quaint
Very rustic. Fitting. I only hope nothing lays eggs in there. Ugh.
Anyone can do a workshop.
Darling, the workshop is simply magnificent. My sanctuary. A place where inspiration can flourish.
Unburdened by clutter and inconvenience. Oh, just imagine the gowns, the embroidery, the masterpieces that will emerge from these very walls.
I hope you're prepared dearest, because soon everyone will be clamoring for even the smallest
samples of my craft.
Darling, I must admit, the work you've done around the house is tremendous.
Dare I say you've finally made it feel like home.
And while I may have exuded cheer and enthusiasm, deep down I wasn't particularly excited
about living in the south at first, you know.
I simply wanted something different.
But now I suppose it's grown on me.
I'm glad to be here,
and I'm glad to have someone to share it with.
I missed you.
What impeccable timing.
I was just about to set this aside,
but I do believe it suits you far better.
Yo.
Thanks.
Alright, we got a bunch of stuff, dude.
Uh, let's see, we got Always Accessorized Darling.
Increase health regen by 1 when your health is below 10%.
Interesting.
Um...
Yo, increase attack speed?
That's actually pretty great.
Yeah.
And then she gave us something else. Is it a ring?
Etching, yet practical adornment.
Inner regen by 0.5 and max stamina by 3. Interesting.
Oh, and this is from the bee lady.
Awesome.
Great, great, great.
Okay
Yeah, I think it's time for act 2 I think it's time for act 2 so I'm gonna go get some lunch
Awesome, yeah, thank you so much for hanging out with me today. Hope you had a great time this morning
I'm gonna kick you guys over to Pasco for a little bit
Cat is something to check the pants. They're just sat in threat. They're just sat in trousers. They just have armor
There's no effect on but anyway, I'll be back in a little bit and yeah
I'll see you guys shortly, have a great morning afternoon and evening wherever you are on the
globe.
Have a safe and happy holidays and we'll see you soon.
Bye bye.
Awesome.
Stop squatching me, I'm making a video!
Okay.
Anyway, let's get started.
Awesome. Stop squatching me, I'm making a video!
Okay. Anyway, let's get started.
It says chat, I don't get scared. What am I doing wrong? Tom, that's because you're a man!
Man, don't get scared!
I do though I
Mean I mean I get I get surprised in a manly manly fashion I
Get manless startled what I meant to say
I'm just gonna grab us
Oh, that was pretty pleasant.
Okay, there it is.
Those eyes...
Okay, I am prepared for that thing to rush me.
Oh, come on.
Call your- what the balls?
Bro, there's no... what?
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope...
Nope, nope.
Gotta go back and talk to the guy over here.
There's no way out.
Oh, look, they even put a little apostrophe.
5-9- 1- OK!
5!
5-9-1-3.
kids a pony he's very very sweet very sweet you know what they did they said
we want to play Minecraft this is my convenience store all of it I control
that and that's it's all mine
Howard, I shot you to a- HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!
Did these things just not die?
No! What is- WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Why did I get stuck in the wall?!
Bro!
No! Gosh darn it, son of a biscuit!
Oh my god, the other one's still alive?
No!
Ahhhh!
Oh, we were like, what?
God!
It's away!
Ahhhh!
Oh god!
I saw it!
I saw it!
I saw it!
I saw it!
I saw it!
I saw it!
I saw it!
I saw it!
I saw it!
I saw the tail whip back, and I picked it up.
Oh no.
God damn it!
That was a cornucopia of failure.
Let's keep doing that.
Yes.
Please continue.
Oh God!
death by gravity
we can do this
um
go
oh god
I feel
I feel...
Oh, you didn't...
Oh
Call that payback I missed big wish
What is this guy?
What are you?
That's why I'm so bad.
Oh, no!
No, why are you never riding?
Oh, he stopped me from running.
No!
Oh, god.
Ah, QQ says, why are you still playing this dog shit game?
Ah, because I'm really enjoying it.
Oh, I'm enjoying the game you don't like.
Does that make you mad?
Is that hurt?
That make you feel insecure?
Do people not feel the same way you do?
Oh, I'm sorry, that's horrible for you.
So bad.
I