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[MERRY CHRISTMAS!] Tainted Grail (NEW RUN for DLC!) - Massive !Emberville Update - !24 is GO on @Cohh
12-27-2025 · 0h 53m
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Yo yo yo how we doing everybody good to see you I just launched in
It's night. I'm scared.
let's do it we're going to
here here what's this we got to turn to more uh hot blood
That's all right.
Oh.
Skidouche.
We are flying.
Let's go to... here.
We just sent that skeleton to space?
Yes.
Yes, we did it.
Bam.
One handed, not really for us, but we'll take it.
Alright, here we go.
I feel pretty common.
There we go, let's go!
Clearly not enough holiday cheer, okay
Oh, hey that guy. Letter, deserter scout. Let's meet at Kynix Grave tomorrow before dark.
Then we'll find a safe place to survive the night and head towards the hordes of the south.
We're knocked, Regent.
Oh, hi.
Who's there?
What do you want?
We're just sitting here, not bothering anybody, so there's no need to bother us.
Who are Bran's friends?
Bran?
Huh.
I've been wondering how that old harp he's doing.
We haven't seen each other in a while.
You can go.
If you know our sister's name, that means you survived meeting her.
That's enough for me to let you pass by.
Oh.
Well, that's nice of you.
Thanks, bud.
Don't bother.
I'm in no mood to talk.
Okay.
Good talk.
Right to the point.
I like him, Chad.
I like him.
Nice.
Okay.
Cool.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, we want to go. Let's go this way.
When does the DLC start? I have no clue. No clue where the DLC starts.
This is the only other act I've completed, so I did do this act, but we did not do Act
I don't even know who the DLC is, so.
Okay.
Whoa.
I think it's a titanium.
Hell yeah.
Co-Lightstream?
Yeah man.
Getting in some more hours.
Cozy evening hours, but this is Cozy Kay. Hi!
Look who's here! My favorite customer! It's always good to see a friendly face.
How's business?
Good, good, great, actually! I even had a customer the other day.
He bought some of my very special mushrooms, and he didn't even try to haggle.
And they do cost quite a lot, I think.
What kind of special mushrooms?
Oh, you see, I stole them from a grove that belongs to one nasty spriggan.
And if he caught me, I'd be dead or worse.
They have any unique properties?
None that I know of.
They're just mushrooms.
I mean, I'm not saying they are useless and well the Spriggan might have done something to them
spiteful piece of work that he is but I
Don't think so
Did you tell that to your customer?
well no
the customer asked me why the mushrooms are so expensive so I explained that they were very special
And that I gathered them under the cover of night at a place guarded by a dangerous magical being
Sailors and sea monsters says I left your channel because to don't to people those question
Yes
I'm afraid your customers might end up being deceived I can't see why
I did not say a word of falsehood
See this is the problem with you humans
You always hear what you want to hear and then go around accusing everyone of deception true in truth
You're the ones who deceive yourselves. You do
In the town me. No
I'm pretty sure they already have merchants there. I've heard they're quite territorial and you can't have too many in one place
Oh, maybe that's foxes
I'm not sure. Anyway, you're in luck. I can show you my home. Oh, I've always wanted to have a guest.
You live here?
Yes, in that cave over there. It's very cozy. I got lucky, as it was almost empty when I found it.
Could you believe that? I didn't even have to fight a bear to move in. There were a few dead humans,
but it's not like they minded. I put them in a neat pile in the corner.
Uh, you shouldn't have, like, rented strangers into your home.
But you're no stranger, are you?
I consider you my friend, and my home is always open to my friends.
Besides, I decorated it myself, and I really want someone to see it.
Okay.
Oh, that's lovely. If you need a nap, feel free to take one.
You do look like you could use a nap.
Or not. What do I know? Really.
Miss your words?
I'd just be grateful if you didn't try to sell me any weapons or nails or buckets with iron handles
It's not that I have anything against the
Okay
Ignites enemies when they hit you in close combat
Oh star one equals five. Yes
I think that, sure.
I hope you found what you were looking for!
Okay.
Alright, let's see what we got in here.
Nice paintings.
I'm not going to steal anything from this.
This is weird.
Oh, these are the corpses?
He dressed him up?
Oh, that's cute.
Helding!
Thanks, bud.
Thanks bud.
Very shiny button and as your leech stone
That's dedication Tommy you know it love to see it
Oh, make an offering of an animal part, kind of a blood clot, eww.
I hope you- oh wait, we're supposed to rest in there, won't we?
How about like this game?
I'm lovin' it.
It's great.
Good old time.
Is there a bed in here?
I don't know.
I guess not.
Yeah.
Right.
Hey Red.
Hey, Appian, Merry Christmas, buddy.
Nice hat, bro.
Good talk to you.
Hi.
I take their work
What are you doing here keeping an eye on the goods Khranak provides to strengthen the capital
We're gathering what we can timber supplies and soon the men here
Then we'll take the people and head back to Camelot
Rebuilding a home there the five aloneans who want to escape the word this
It's getting worse by the day. I tell you
What if people cannot walk out then they'll die
sooner rather than later. Don't get me wrong, I understand. This is their home, their land,
but if they want to live, they need to come with us. Otherwise, the wordness will take them,
and trust me, nobody wants to end up like that. They help you? Appreciate you asking. There is
one small thing if you're up for it. Since I can't leave my post and my friend bring
Everything needs these gauntlets right away.
I need a courier.
That's you.
Oh hi.
Don't worry, you'll pay you.
They were for being fair, it should be my coin since I bought him this pair, but I'd rather
he have them now than wait.
Okay, where can I find him?
A friend of mine.
He also guards workers nearby.
Under that old oak they call Merlin for some reason.
People of Kronakhtar are a strange bunch.
A strange oak?
He's got his stock there all day, and his workers are as talkative as mine.
Meaning, part at all.
He even helps them sometimes.
That's how he ruined his gauntlets.
If he doesn't get them back, he'll waste away from boredom.
Gotlets for Brent, handy business, cute.
No one all sneaks up on me.
I will kill your job!
You'll pay for that insult!
Cheap shot!
Cheap butterscotch!
Blow for blow!
He's just got the flesh wound!
Oh
We'll take it
Where's that last one?
I don't know where he went.
Unfortunately.
They can do superspe.
Uh, let's do another Perception and yes, great.
and up and keep it going great much better
Have you checked the Transbog options at the Blacksmiths?
Yes, and they're awesome.
Little expensive, but got pretty badass though.
Oh, go that way.
Is this Cronaut?
I think it is.
Where'd he go this way though?
Have I installed any mods for the game?
No.
I haven't installed any mods for the game actually.
Yep, this is a totally vanilla playthrough.
The last three.
I have to change.
Grab all of this.
Grab all of this.
Whoa, Ancient Oaks Root plus one.
health free jet that's pretty cool
okay
the sun doesn't rise this what are you poking around here for you're one of them
Aren't you? You better sort off, or else.
Calm down, Bryn. No one would be so stupid as to shove you off to making such a mess.
What happened?
We'll have to excuse Bryn. None of us are in the best of moods lately.
Someone has been sabotaging our equipment for the past few weeks, and it looks like it's a professional job.
They seem to know perfectly well how to make life difficult for us and after what happened last time
My people have had enough
They refused to work
They don't want to risk their health
Give me suspects
Burned it's probably all rebels from kunok
Although at this point
They're one in the side code for sure. How damn workers refused to keep working
not only do they feel threatened but well there's no denying not everyone
from kunak is happy about what we're doing here I can understand that in a
way we may then destroy their own land they should just give up if they
pissed animals it's not gonna be pretty Brynn calm down please remember why
we're doing this it's for their own good and we have our orders for which we are held accountable
it's us or them the bandits used to cover night destroy our equipment and then disappear
but last time they beat one of the guards unconscious
pulsard was just lying there like a tenderized steak for the whole night he lost a lot of blood
and when we finally managed to wake him up it turned out that Aidwin wasn't himself anymore
his head was all messed up bastards he was delirious kept seeing strange things he thought
We wanted to hurt him
No, we have to catch those scumbags
Something needs to be done that's for sure
But for now we wait then home doesn't want to give us any more guards
So if you want to earn some money, we could use your help
One of the workers claims to have seen the direction those thugs ran
They're familiar with the area. They mentioned a cave. I'm not sure if this is a good lead, but it's worth checking out.
So, what'll it be? I will do it. That's good to hear. If you discover anything, come back to me, huh?
You look familiar.
You're Sillren's kid, aren't ya?
Yeah, that's it. You look a lot like him.
Yeah, sorry about your father, but trust me, those priests mean well.
They took him to the island of Silum to cure him.
He'll return old and healthy. What are you doing here?
I heard where the workers mentioned a cave?
Right, that's me. There's this cave dug out by the Kornak fault about 100 years ago.
Now man told me it was meant to be a shelter in times of war or some other disaster.
I was there a couple of times when I was a kid.
I was a kid. I was a kid. I was a kid.
I was a kid. I was a kid.
when I was a kid. He used to be safer back then. Nah, it's all but abandoned. If you ask me,
that's exactly where those fugs who beat up the guard could be hiding.
I don't know anyone named Siorin. Really? I could have sworn you were his king, right?
Oh well, my mistake. In that case, good for you. Siorin's a terrible bastard and a swindler.
Ha ha ha ha.
Camelotian drag you to work, why?
Yeah, they brought in machines and soldiers to keep order.
You must have seen them.
I don't know if you've heard, but they're planning to move us to Camelon.
They say it has something to do with the many and the weirdness.
But, oh I don't buy it.
It sounds like a crap to me.
Oh I say they should back off and stop sitting in their noses where they don't belong,
Hey, what he might smell some in a royal nose is all prepared for huh?
You tell him buddy sure
Need anything with all the saboteurs lately
Same trouble. Yeah, I was hoping we'd be getting ready to head out to Borough by now
Now I'm not even sure it'll happen
Wouldn't surprise me if Camelot just took the men here and left the rest of us behind
You wanna leave?
Yeah.
When Camelot started looking for workers here, I was the first to sign up.
Truth be told, there weren't many others.
Check out the big swinger over here.
But Sine said I made the right call.
Yeah.
Promise she'd help secure a good spot for us in Burra.
There's no point staying here.
Even if the weirdness doesn't come, there's nothing left for us to do.
Soon we'll be begging on the streets.
This is no place to raise a family.
You've seen it.
She's Camelot's quartermaster.
Tough lady.
Doesn't take any nonsense.
You'll find her near Craftsman's Row.
She's always looking for more workers.
And she pays well.
I trust she'll do right by us.
Okay.
You don't want to work for Camelot?
Nah.
And a lot of folk aren't too happy with those of us who signed up willingly.
They want to waste their lives here, fine.
But that doesn't give them the right to treat us like traitors.
I'll leave you to it.
Wait.
Actually, could you do me a favor?
It's nothing major.
What's up?
Could you drop by my house and let my wife, Inora,
know she'll have to pick up my wages from sign again?
I won't be able to make it on time in the next few days.
I'll mark the directions on your map.
Thanks for the help.
Okay.
Go, go, go.
Oh.
Okay.
Here you go.
Thanks.
No award?
Sure.
Ten gold.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Ten gold coins. That's all I have.
That's more than ten gold coins?
Did they know? I highly doubt it.
Besides, I know these gauntlets. They're not sold.
They're handed out by the quartermaster.
Gulik paid shit for them. Oops!
Hehehehe.
There's more to the story than you're letting on.
Err, fine. Yes, yes, there's a story.
An inside joke, you might say.
So, one day, I'm on duty, and my stomachs are mess.
Nature called, so I answered, found some bushes, you know the drill.
Only then did I realize there was nothing usable afterwards.
No cloth on me, no leaves, well, you get the idea.
I had to use the gauntlets.
When Ulig found out, he couldn't stop laughing.
Ever since, whenever we're stationed apart, he finds a way to send me a new pair of
gauntlets.
This is my third pair so far.
I wonder what he tells Shinnah to get yet another set out of her.
That's the whole story.
You can go now.
Thanks, old Remzy.
Wow.
I work so you've ruined the gods while helping the workers.
That's because Ulick's a good friend.
He wouldn't embarrass me.
Not even in front of strangers.
But I was so damn bored, I figured.
Why not be honest with you?
But I really wanted to see the look on your face.
Worth it?
Absolutely priceless.
Watch out.
Stay quiet.
Owned.
Absolutely owned, Chad.
This is a hard game. It has its moments for sure.
There is no need for violence.
Yes.
Hey, eating time. Have some sage.
Whoa cool wait does he heal us now
You're doing mage only on max difficulty and most things can kill me in one or two hits.
Yep.
That's pretty normal.
Where's this cave?
Is that tightening the screws?
Yeah.
Are we reaching DLC yet? I have not, no.
See if I actually have the talent, and let's see if we can buy a better sword.
I'm not really feeling the sword. I want a better two-in weapon.
Ah, don't even say that.
Someone comes, lights them in here, and then dies on all watch?
People would be at my door with pitchforks.
Yeah, that was really loud.
He's waking up.
Welcome back to the land of the living, our hero.
Help him up, handsome.
Ahem.
Excuse me.
Welcome to my home.
Quite a scene unfolded at the Menhir with you at the heart of it.
I can't assign if I'm all delighted or surprised.
What was it that made the Menhir react to you?
Uh, I carry King Arthur with me.
I see.
You have a habit of not taking things seriously, don't you?
But this is no trivial matter, so I demand respect.
Come now, you must have a theory.
I mean, I was serious, but I wish I knew too.
The Lokum in here have been rather lifeless for quite some time.
Then you come along, breathe life into what was dead, and whether you meant to or not
alter the course of our history.
That's how I see it anyway. Tell me, do you know what this Minhear represents?
They ward off the weirdness. Don't say they were here before humans.
Is that so? That would be quite the discovery. The people of Avalon still believe the legend,
but Merlin, under King Arthur's command, raised the Minhears to protect us from the
miss that spawns monsters. But none of this matters in our current situation. Here, and
in here, represents something more. For some, it's a symbol of freedom and dependence. Strength,
if you will. It shows that the people of Quornok's, my subjects, can face any challenge, even
at the world's end and for others. Like our guest from Camelot whom I'm sure you've seen,
it's a symbol of power. Power once granted by King Arthur, and therefore by Camelot.
And power that has been granted can be taken away.
I don't think we know each other well enough to speak on unofficial terms.
So if Camelot takes a menu, your people will be lost.
I'm well aware.
And now we're also facing an outbreak of the Red Death, which will no doubt influence Camelot's
decision on whether to offer my people shelter, or would the men here reignite it?
The people of Cournot will be even less willing to give up and go to Camelot.
If anything, I expect rebellion to break out.
My bloodshed is something neither we nor the capital want.
What would you prefer to happen?
I don't know, to be honest.
It's not something I could admit publicly, but I feel both sides have a point.
I understand the people who don't want to abandon the homeland, and I understand the
knights who must face a long lost terror and find a solution to an impossible problem.
Believe me.
Being a lord in times like these is a heavy burden.
What do you offer me?
I want you to speak with Dino and try to calm him down.
He's the commander of Camelot's forces stationed in Cronokden, as you probably imagined.
Your presence here didn't exactly make his job easier.
With the men here active again, everything could change.
I'm going to search for the shield.
Let me do you say an unusual request that shield rest beneath the min here
A legend has it that it used to fuel its power for centuries
I don't mind if you look at it touch it. Whatever you need. Just don't take it
It's a treasured relic and the people of Kunat are quite attached to it
Oh, and you'll probably just as attached to your head
Which you'll lose if we catch you trying to steal the shield
If you need anything speak to answer he's the one who decides what's worth my time
Are you good? Did you just go back to normal?
Yeah
Just keep your head down
Ah, a new face.
I am Anson, major domo to Lord Yovane.
Any business to be done in Connacht usually passes through my hands first.
From managing the court's affairs to ensuring Connacht doesn't collapse under its own weight,
it's my duty to keep things running smoothly, not an easy task given the times.
And you, what brings you here, wandering so close to the heart of Connacht's business,
You don't strike me as the idle type.
What's life like here at the court?
Life at court is a delicate dance.
It's calm on the surface, but underneath, there's always tension.
Managing affairs, settling disputes, keeping the wheels turning, it's not for the faint
of heart.
Lord Yvain means well, but he makes decisions slowly, too slowly sometimes, not that I
complain.
It's a role I've accepted, and one I'll carry out for as long as I need it.
It's a quiet kind of chaos, but one we must master, for the sake of K'nacht and those who call it home.
Must be challenging to protect the court in these times.
Challenging doesn't begin to describe it.
The court is the heart of K'nacht, and if it falters, the rest follows.
That's a heavy weight to bear.
But if I'm honest, it's the plague that keeps me awake at night.
I've seen what it does, how it spreads, how it steals lives without mercy.
I lost my family to it.
The only reason I'm still here is because I was locked away at court while they were quarantined.
Since then, protecting this place, keeping it safe, has been more than a duty. It's been... everything.
Be well.
Not stealing yet.
We're at a silver here. Hey more archery. We'll take it.
We'll take it.
I'm going back to talk to her. I want to go talk to the vendor here.
There's like a whole bunch of them. There's the men here.
Spare a coin for the old man.
Oh, I'm gonna talk to all of you in here.
See you?
Welcome! I haven't seen you around before.
But since you decided to visit, I can tell that you have excellent taste.
One day, a friend of mine asked me if her new dress looked good, and I told her,
you have excellent taste.
She was tickled pink and said,
oh, do you really think so? And I said,
Absolutely. After all, you came to me for advice.
Now, let's get down to business.
My name is Osmond.
If you're in need of a bow or some arrows, I'm here to explain everything and offer you some advice.
OK.
Let's see Iron Arrow, Meteorite Arrow and Meteorite Throwing Knife, Titanium Arrow and Titanium
Throwing knife
Nightshade bow multiplies sneak
Crossbow
Arcanus bow
Okay
Hello there. Hello there looking for solid affordable gear you've come to the right place
Ah, but where are my manners?
I'm Alwin.
Can you, my dear stranger, look like you're in dire need of a resupply.
Okay.
Somebody here had, uh, one of their boxers here?
We've got Alwyn, Irwin, Osmond, and Bonksy.
Is it Bonksy?
Always a pleasure to see you.
You're not here to talk about the men here are you?
Oh please say no.
I've had my fill of that topic for a lifetime.
Oh there are far more exciting things to chat about.
Like treasure hunting for instance.
You gotta look about you.
I bet you've been to some dangerous places, haven't you?
I mean, I have.
I'm Bonsi, by the way.
I'm Bonsi.
I'm an adventurer myself.
I have a few trinkets to sell for my last expedition.
Want to take a-
I do.
Oh.
Ooh.
OK.
Always a pleasure to see you.
Elixir's powder.
You know, you're the elixir's power, you die.
Ooh, Druid's Bane.
Fully inhibits your mana regeneration.
Okay, so where is my weapon?
Ooh.
Oh, hello there.
hi
hmm
awesome
well we have to poke around and find this weapon back there
Cat, thank you so much for hanging out with me.
This game is so awesome and we're in act two
and it's gonna be good.
And I don't know where the DLC starts,
but it's gonna be quick.
It's gonna be good and we're gonna get to it soon.
It's gonna be fun and it's gonna be fun.
Anyway guys, I'm out of here for now.
I will see you guys tomorrow morning at 8AMET.
Same bad time, same bad place.
I don't know if we're gonna drop frames tomorrow,
but I do know that we're gonna play a lot of this.
It looks gonna be fun.
And I hope to see you here for a safe and happy holidays.
We'll see you guys soon.
Be well.
Bye bye.
It would seem that action is needed sooner than later, ahhh adventurer.
To our east is Felwood.
It is the real source of this corruption.
Have I tamed any rare animals?
Um, I did get a couple swings in on your mother.
Oh!
Oh!
I have not yet
Man, that's a whole lot of ass
Hey, he's a burial. Thank you so much. You're glad you're following along on YouTube
Hope you're enjoying our little hardcore ride here
That did not come out right, but you know what I mean, you know, I see in our future me on you
Hey didn't wet the bed
Awesome.
Actually before I do this...
It's been an honor.
You are a private sample of an employee of this company.
Am I stuck?
Oh no.
I have made a huge mistake.
You might have to go that way.
Alright.
Oh god!
No!
No!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
He just, he just walks away laughing.
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
That may have been, that may have been the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Don't make a noise, Zeke.
Don't make a noise, Zeke!
Um, his body is not here in the kitchen.
Um, I think they took it back somewhere else.
Okay, there was a creature right over here walking towards you. You're right.
So, yeah, he's coming around back to you. He's there by your mind, you know.
I'm just joking. It's a good joke, though.
Oh!
Oh my god.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHAHAHA
AHAHAHA
Stop really talking to me, man.
Wow...
WHEE!
AHHHHHHH
AHAHAHA
OH MY!
Oh jesus christ..
AHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD
AHAHAHAHA
I don't think they made it what is that sound what is that's a fan warm oh no it's a dog. Oh
My good
Get the knife. Get the knife. I'm ready to go.
Okay, run. Get the knife.
Turn the f*** out of here!
Wait, does this mean that if I-
Oh, there's a giant.
I can understand this piece here and it's following me probably.
Wait, does this mean that if I-
Oh, there.
Oh, maybe. Call him Lee Cat.
You guys?
Hi. Time for this-
Wait, wait, wait.
Ah, hubris, it defeats us all.
And you guys playing some kind of troll joke right now.
Oh, Coco like it, I'll come slow on.
Oh!
Oh!
That's not what that meant, Emily.
Oh, shit!
Oh, double shit!
Double shit!
Oh, fuck, oh fuck!
Get this boys!
Jesus, there's guys right now!
Oh, f***, I'm so f***ing...
I'm so f***ing...
I'm so f***ing...
I'm so f***ing...
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Are they moving, JP?
Yeah.
The Italian just...
Okay, they got the beehive, they're coming back.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh god get ready get ready get ready he's coming in he's coming in
Yo, that was good good. Oh my god
Woo!
How much is this in this?
Uh, 90.
Woo!
Yeah man.
Let's go.
Can we sell the power source?
Yeah.
Oh God!
Oh Jesus!
You