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Yo, yo, yo, what are we doing today guys?
It sounded really far away there for a second.
I'm finally getting my unboxing area worked out.
So yeah, quick note, by the way,
I know this time is bouncing around and I'm sorry about this.
So here's what happened.
When we had Edmund McMillan on the show,
I got a copy of Mugenics.
So I could check it out a little bit before the show, right?
It was great.
I only played it for like 10 minutes
and then I was like, I'm sold.
You know, so I put it down.
And then time went on and I was like,
cool, I got my copy all set, ready to go.
Well, it turns out the copy I had deactivated itself.
So I don't actually have a copy of Eugenics right now.
I did go ahead and like put in a request
to all the official things, but I mean,
I don't know if I'm gonna get it in 45 minutes.
So we're gonna see what we can do.
We may have to wait until the normal noon start time.
I may not be able to jump in the fun early streamer period, but hey, you know, it happens
and there you go.
Before we begin, catch Karpu.
Hey, Ko.
I had a very exciting job interview today that I think went really well and I'm still
thrilled about it.
Here's to hoping for good news later this week.
Awesome, dude.
Congratulations.
It sounds great.
Hope it all works out for you, man.
This game's great. This game's been a lot of fun.
Have we asked the mountain for their manager yet?
No, that's a great call.
Okay.
We got a goat over there.
We got a definite main entrance thing there.
Oh gosh, how large is this area?
I think we started...
We went over there.
We're going to go over there and look around.
I thought we did, but maybe not.
Let's go over there and look around first.
Let's explore this little plateau before we get there.
Have I fallen in this game yet?
Oh, that'd be interesting.
first let's let's explore this little
plateau for me
if I follow him in this game yet oh that
mean no what no I felt like 50 times in
a row yesterday trying to do that yellow
first okay
oh great
mediocre mage dude happy birthday my
man happy birthday very cool
yeah me and gravity don't really have
like an understanding. Still, we're still working that out, you know. Still feeling each other
out a little bit, you know.
Is this like a civilized peak? This is the Great Poupon of Gravity Games.
Yeah, that's right.
Uh, Saku!
Yep.
Yep, that makes sense.
So, yeah, I need to get like the real version. The full version.
wild garlic what is this little campsite
I'm investigating I'm investigating okay we talk about new genics not me over
here like spam refreshing my inbox see if I can get a key
It's like I'm a new streamer again, Jack.
Look, Log 82.
I think he was right. We're definitely dealing with a bear.
We found tracks near the water point. It's a...
Oh, Pompry. 28 centimeters.
And when we looked up, there it was right above us, just staring down.
It's an adult. A big one, too.
It took off fast. I lost sight of it.
If Vicky went higher up to check if there's a den, maybe a bedding circle.
Samo? Did you hear that?
Samo?
Didn't know being a zoologist was such a high-risk job.
I think that man got got.
Yep.
I'm pretty sure there was getting a clip there.
I think that man just got got
Okay, so I think our first little bit
Now we go chase the bear no, thanks
Hello, spares.
I do daaaap, spares.
Yeah, there's not a lot happening here, unfortunately.
Stop it! Stay right over there and you stop stopping!
Hi Don, tomorrow's the coming of 8-star money for a juicastry children.
Are there enough amulets up there for them, or do you need to carve some new ones?
Time flies, two children soon won't be children anymore.
It feels like when we yesterday at the village halls echoed with their joyful screams, thankfully
some good news.
The cheapest prey that the baby is due in the fall.
Oh wait, one second.
Oh, oh, oh.
One second, guys.
Okay, guys, give me one second.
So apparently I'm being told if I do want to play Nugentix a little bit later, then
what I have to do is this copy I have has to be manually removed from my signature.
And unfortunately, I don't know if you guys have done this before.
It's a little bit of a process.
I'm just going to do this one second, there it is, there's this whole back end system.
It's not letting me remove that.
This is the first time this has happened.
Okay, well, hold on, hold on.
They actually just sent me a key to try and they said this is going to work.
I don't know if it's going to work.
Chat, we may have a technical issue.
This might be a thing.
Give me just one second.
Is he gonna say Ernie on the product?
Oh no! No, no!
Oh, looks like it worked!
Okay, I think we're good.
Thank you to our friends over at Guillotine PR.
It looks like we wrote a good to-good. Fantastic.
Thank you, thank you.
Fantastic.
Edmund clearly picked right going with Guillotine.
I like it. Okay, so we can go up. Oh, so we can go up here
It's a cold enough. No, I'm going to see if we can
Let's see, okay, that looks important nothing on the right side
Oh, it's a peeka peeka peeka, okay
Now I wonder if we should just go in here first, maybe we should go in here first, and
then walk up here and climb through this, explore that, and then we can maybe climb up
here, I think we have to climb up here for this, yeah let's go the other way, we'll
check out the ground floor first and then work our way up and see if we can do it
on that side.
over the first one.
Is Koga going to keep playing this after Mugenics?
Um, so right now I kind of have Neo3 and this game, and we're going to be starting Mugenics soon,
but I think we're going to kind of like bounce between those.
We have a lot of sponsored stuff coming out.
I'm sure people have noticed I have not done many sponsored streams for a while,
and a whole bunch of stuff came up for Steam, the Steam events and like Gap is on Helldivers and a bunch of stuff.
stuff so we're gonna be doing some of that in between all these other
players so I think I feel like this game would make a great cozy game and I
think I may continue this in the cozy maybe Neo 3s in the afternoon for a bit
I'm still having fun with all the games I'm not I'm not getting tired of any of
them yeah we're doing health diversity at 1PMET I think we're playing with
Murick we could be fun I don't get enough chances to play with Murick he's
awesome so somebody get time. Also check out the new update. I haven't played heldives in a long time so we'll have a lot of new stuff to see.
Yeah we got steam next time soon. Yep we've actually gotten pinged on uh duty sponsors for a few of the demos so we're looking forward to it man.
Man, I thought I was hitting those holes, I wish not.
Pizza.
Uh, barely, I'm not sure yet.
I think it's just me, I think me and Lyric are duoing, but I'm not really sure.
Yeah, we're gonna see.
Maybe we can just bring in some more pizza.
I'm not sure.
We will see.
Right now I'm just playing a duoing.
Call this lady's flexible? She isn't.
You'll find me gonna see them all up close.
Okay.
Oh.
Ooh, a broken pita.
Nice, dude.
Hell yeah.
anything to read I miss something in here I feel like I miss something in here
I can't use any of this yeah we good we good okay can't wait for the new genics
dude I am so excited 30 30 minutes 30 minutes
we're so close
Oh, did I get these?
You probably should go camp and make some food and stuff.
We'll do that here in a minute.
There's the same thing somewhere.
I hope you're through our guide.
Man, I just loathe that guy.
Not hitting my spots today, chat.
But the sponsors!
That's a man that cares so much more about the optics of this climb than the climb itself.
I feel bad for this girl grabbing something like that in her life.
She took the money? She did. She took the money.
She took the money.
You're right.
How would you feel if sponsors... how would you feel if your sponsors go to them?
That's true, we don't know what she agreed to, but I would hope they understand that she's on the side of a mountain
trying to climb one that no human ever has before, and that maybe there should be a bit of a...
I don't know, maybe that's the best thing.
Um, do you know what? Maybe that's just me.
Uh, instant noodles. Let's just do some cooking.
Uncooked rice.
So do you have like a list of recipes?
They should totally have a list of recipes.
I know you do fish and milk.
You do oatmeal and stuff too.
You don't really have any protein right now.
We have the rice.
Okay, I'm going to try some coffee.
Oh, just cooked rice, okay, and a nice change from soup, all right. Let's go ahead and eat that.
Great.
Also, there's some coffee.
Oh, I think I like coffee with my aspirin.
I should always fill, I should always do full containers, but that's okay. Extra sweet.
Let's go ahead and drink out some milk. Let's do this.
Let's drink some water. Where's that coffee?
It's a chocolate drink. Oh, maybe it's gone because we drank it. Okay.
Let's drink some of that.
Great! We're good for a bit.
We gotta get rid of these herbs.
There's so many herbs in here.
No ketone strip here.
Now let's go ahead and sleep.
Is Neo3D on hold for now?
It'll probably be... yeah, it's on hold for now,
but we'll bring it back in like because of some stuff.
I do want to finish this up.
Now we're straight sleeping through the day.
Probably shouldn't have done that.
That's fine. We've got enough food to eat.
Where's taking the day, chap?
We're taking the day.
You know how it is.
Sometimes you just gotta take the day.
Wasting daylight?
Yeah, I don't even know if that's a big deal.
Is it like a big deal to waste daylight?
I have no idea.
Maybe.
When I say Mugenics is worth 30 bucks,
I have no idea.
I can play to get money.
I'm going to make some chocolate mousse.
Delicious.
I'm going to take the last bit of this water.
I think we're good for a bit.
We'll start using, I need to use this, I need to use this.
I need to use this, these golden herbs that I've been not using.
So it's back here.
This seems like a bear cave.
Oh look, bloody boots.
Wait, they, oh dude.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, they came to add to their goblin terribly.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, wow, is there nothing in here?
Is that honey up there?
Should I climb up for the honey?
Do you think?
Is it worth it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to keep going.
That's why I like to put my phone in front of me.
Now I'm using the whole thing actually. Let me tell you using the controller to see if I like that better.
Maybe a little bit.
So can we get over to there we just say it's let's try to know what I mean
Did we get any footholds here?
There we go.
Okay.
Uh, let's take one of this one.
That's the real thing that we're looking to do, right?
Hey, you look terrible, I guess.
You look like a terrible idea.
Did we get this ridge?
No, what about this one?
Oh, oh god.
Or leave your other click to me there.
You go there.
Okay, can you like that?
No?
Yes.
No?
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
Oh my god.
The thing I really like about this system is I feel like for a climber, when they put their
hand down, they would have a really good idea if they were supported or not.
And I feel like that white square is like the climber's mind being like, yeah, I feel
good about this.
Because as a non-climber, I have no idea.
I have no what looks good to me may be terrible. I don't I don't know
So a lot of times I will put my hand where I'm like, oh, yeah, that's fine. I mean the light circle won't pop up
Okay
You're not a climber
Oh man, this is gonna be such a thing. Yeah, I don't know about this dude. Maybe?
We're not going up and over. This is blocked. We have to go down.
This is fine.
Um, does that count as a hole?
Oh my god.
Girl.
Oh, Jesus.
Um...
Wait, I couldn't, like, swing over from here, sir.
Phew!
You might be able to make this work.
You might be able to make this work.
You might be able to make this work.
Maybe.
Oh my god, dude, what do you think?
uh...
okay
um...
okay
I don't know how you're doing that, but okay.
Grab on! Grab on! Grab on!
Okay.
Okay.
That was weird that I could rest there, but then, apparently, it didn't matter.
Okay.
Basically, we got a piece on it. We're good. We're good.
Whenever we go to the side with this stuff,
We have to make sure we...
Wait, what? Why are you going that way?
There we go.
There's like all the way to the top there, it's hard to go over there.
Go hard.
So I'm heading to the right, not down.
Go to the right.
Right.
Girl, what are you doing?
D goes to the right.
Stop it.
Whoa.
I mean, as an experienced climber, I know how this works.
If you go to the left, I'll start.
Everyone remapsed because of the doggy.
I think one of my favorite parts of this game is just putting this girl in the most
This is a ridiculous looking position.
You're good.
Alright, so I think we can do this.
I just need to not suck at it.
I think if I do this, we don't suck at it.
Hold on, I'm starting to suck.
One second.
I should keep that out.
How do you listen to this?
I'm going to have my sugar cubes, here we go, I'm going to drink some chocobily water,
here we go, okay.
I
Got the music
Okay
I'm always paranoid about getting off the wall because she jumps back a little bit, so like she needs to get off normally.
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. It looks like it's from the dance.
Oh, no. Oh, geez.
OK, climb up. If you go, I'll go.
Oh, come on, man.
I already made the journey up here.
Oh, God, maybe I should have looked at this.
Good thing the kids around here were born on the rock.
Shit, it's not working.
Oh
We're still not there.
This is stressful.
oh
Damn, okay. Oh god
This place is something else.
Oh
Oh, it's indestructible.
Well, that's fun.
You passed over to the other side.
Childhood is no more.
We have to climb all the way back though.
Oh wait.
I think we can just drop down and climb up. I think that'd be easier.
Let's go down here anyway.
Oh, hit me where you should. Sorry, dude.
It's up to me.
Is there gonna be a body down here?
Oh, there is loot down here. Look at that. Nice, man.
some dirty yeah 30 food but minus 10 do we have anything we need to get some more
water a little bit worried about our water situation interesting drink some of
that for now
Easy climb up to the top, super easy, you're definitely not famous last words.
I wonder if we could have dropped down at the beginning and spawned up the other side.
Find the worker land.
I think we want to kind of err on the left side here.
Oh, that's not good.
Here.
Right on.
Let's do this.
I don't know who you're talking to. Yes! Let's...
I like their enthusiasm though.
It's funny because climbs like this now are just a cakewalk compared to what we did yesterday.
The game really makes you get good quick at that starting point.
Well part, yesterday the golden, if you played the golden critical cave, that cave is like
10 times harder than anything you've done up into that point and it makes you kind of learn the system a lot more
That's what we turned on also the
Handhold thing which is I I think is
Obviously to go by default. It's so handy. Thanks again so much more enjoyable for me
Almost there.
Awesome.
Has there been any indication of a price for me, Genix?
I want to say it's like 30.
Okay.
Man.
We're getting ripped, you take it.
So let's see.
I'm gonna go back for the core.
Can we get in these areas now?
You know, actually we can repel.
Yeah, let's go back to the bottom.
We did everything we can in these caves. I think we're gonna go back to there.
Maybe this is the place we should go. Are there any other caves around here we need to explore?
What is that?
That's a thing.
There's a thing over there, there's also a thing over here.
Right there.
Where is the goal?
The goal is just at the top, I guess?
I can't go higher than this.
I think the goal is just at the top.
There's stuff up there.
Let's let me go up this middle area
But we also want to get all this side stuff man this game is like
Craving a waypoint system with this video thing
Like it would be so nice if you could be like I want to get
Like this click like put a little waypoint on your thing. I want to get that click and then like put some reminder
I mean maybe they want you to do that on manually though because they do give you access to that the max oh
What the shit? What? It just overlays the map? Oh, that's wild.
Dude. That is actually wild. What the hell is that thing?
That's like a path.
Oh my, look at that.
What does it even show over here?
That's cool, man.
I like that.
That's fun.
So...
Yeah, I think we're going to repel that little bit of water.
It does show a black path right up there.
Oh, um, there was a fire in a belly.
I think I'm also on fire right now.
To the third one?
Okay, we might have to go back in here.
What do you...
Nice.
Nice?
Nice.
OK.
Cool. Thanks.
I have a really long joke about climbing to the top of the mountain.
I have a really long joke about climbing to the top of a mountain. Allow me to sum it up for you.
I'm gonna go play Mugenics, you animal.
Okay!
Oh my lord, thank you to our friends at Guillotine and Edmund McMullen.
For letting us take a look at this game early.
This is Mugenics, and we're pretty excited.
We have to wait two minutes for one minute.
What is this? Oh you're gonna see it. You're gonna see it. Yeah. You have to wait one minute
I think we're gonna start.
Alright, I've finished level 3. Now, oh wait, I'm on version 0.9.
Uh, hold on.
Wait, is that the right version?
Okay.
Okay.
Is there a patch at 9?
There might be.
Yeah.
There might be.
Let's double check.
They may have an update queued right there.
Perfect.
I don't have an internet connection.
wait what excuse me I download other games oh no there goes wait that high
guard is downloading what oh this is weird wait what I'm gonna try to reload
steam that is what okay maybe I should restart the whole damn thing oh neo the
game is out on steam wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait the game is out on
on Steam right now. They released it early. Well, holy shit, guys, go, go download your
game. That's awesome. Wow. Okay, while you're doing that, I'm going to try to kill my Steam
client, my Neo3 EXE, which apparently is still open. Going through my stuff here. Okay,
There we go.
Yeah, now all of, like, most of my games are now saying no internet connection.
I have an internet connection.
This is working, dammit.
All right, one second, it's almost done.
So I'm not lying to you, Steam, I do have internet.
Okay, okay, apparently Steam has now decided to trust me and is downloading the update.
Yeah, the reason it was surprising that I knew it was wrong is because Emily Mullen didn't
do any EA.
So the fact that the main menu had like joined our playtest discord, there is no playtest
going on.
He made, he balanced this before it came out.
Did all that before.
All right, guys, here we go.
Here we go.
Thank you for joining us for our first look at Mugenics.
Thank you to Gillatin and Emmett McWellin for our early look.
This is the next game from the Maker of Binding of Ice, which I have hundreds of hours in,
so I am very excited to see how this is going to go.
Oh yeah, I say early, but it's not really an early look, because you just released
Oh my god.
Not terminate.
Bye.
Science!
Scared to death.
I know how scary a buzzword like science can be these days, but trust me when I say science
can actually be a good thing sometimes.
Take this table for instance, a science made this table, and the floor it sits on.
There are even people out there who believe that a science made you and I.
But I digress.
The point I was trying to make here is to cancer science too.
The science that I Thomas A.B.'s.
Oh, invention.
But what do you have to do with all of this?
Well, what on the street is you're a bit of a felineologist yourself.
I know we just met, but I bet you and I, if you and I put our brains together, we can actually change the world.
With cats.
I'm taking a game of these five specimens.
This is my latest batch straight out of their biovats.
Choose two, avoid a girl. Trust me, I'll find out why later.
Foxdrype and Luna.
What's wrong with BubbleBloom? Wow, okay, I didn't expect you to pass in the best of the budge.
Whatever, their pieces will be put to good use.
Is it nature just cruel? It doesn't have to be.
In fact, I think with my brains and your ability to choose less than ideal cats, we can really shake things up.
Held enough cats that we can reverse time, maybe even make dying impossible, but...
All I need is a new, radioactive blood and a bit of elbow grease.
Don't worry, I'll be sure to harvest some from Bubble Boy's elbows before he's incinerated.
Now go, my friend, go into the world and hoard some cats.
I kicked you out, huh?
Yeah, he does that.
I need his punch.
I need him to like give a frick if you live with God.
I can't help but see a bit of myself in there.
If you get what I mean.
You want to survive in Boone County?
You're going to need to learn how to fight, so listen up.
This is your team.
These are your enemies.
is to kill them all. It is now Poxtrot's turn. You can tell because that pop print thing
above his head. This is Poxtrot's basic attack. It's melee range, you need to move next to
the rat to hit. This is your movement action, you can use it once per turn. Click it and
Now that you're next to the rat, you can attack.
This is your basic attack, you can use your basic back once per turn, you can attack and
then you can hit the rat to attack it.
Sweet, you really destroyed that bastard.
Did you notice that you got a buff and you killed that thing?
because of that passive ability.
Can you guys see that?
You guys can see it.
You can mouse over to learn what it does.
Self-assured, gained a random stat up whenever you get down a unit.
You can also hover over your cat to learn what the buff does.
Strength increases by 1, strength affects mana attack, and nearly a billion damage.
It also spells.
You only have 1 so far, and unfortunately you lack the mana to cast it.
This is how much mana the spell costs. It costs 4 mana. We apparently have 3.
I'm gonna have to get that cambar for this, I think.
If we could pin Tri War, I think we need to grab a cambar for this.
This is how much mana you have.
You gain mana at the end of your turn, equal to your...
Okay. There's no left to use during your turn.
Okay, so we're gonna gain it, we're gonna go from 3 to 8 mana.
Oh, 2 mana.
Oh, it goes up too?
Oh, so you just keep getting that amount each turn, and that goes up.
Luna has a ranged basic attack.
While selecting where to move, you can see a preview of her basic attack, leaving red.
Unfortunately, you are still not in the range to attack the tank top.
However, you do have an ability to cast one of your spells.
Take a look at Roll.
Roll only costs 4 mana and you have 5.
Just click Roll and then Roll close to that mana.
That's a spell.
Roll is a spell. I like it.
Okay.
Now we attack it.
He's shot a hairball at it.
The taunt time is pretty thick so it's like a few more hits to kill.
It's box up time.
Now I'm enough mana to cast your spells spit.
Like spit and imminent the enemy.
That was some good spitting.
You actually still have enough mana to cast spit again.
You cast spells as many times per turn as you want as long as you have the mana.
Oh my god. Okay.
My voice is getting drawn out by the game? Okay. I can lower the game a bit.
There we go.
My mic feels like it's low.
Why does my mic seem like it's low?
Can you guys, is my mic volume set okay?
It's not going as high as it normally does in OBS.
Mic sounds fine?
Okay.
So I'm just suggesting the sound in there.
That sound better?
Great.
Okay.
Make this one a real thick one.
Good job.
At this point I trust you can finish the rest of the fight on your own.
I'm gonna go hide in these bushes and judge you from afar.
Oh, okay.
Is this better or is it too loud?
What do you guys think?
Better or too loud?
This is me talking and playing guitar.
Better? Okay, cool.
All right, one second.
Perfect.
We are graving. Thank you, Jack.
Thank you so much. It's a little loud.
The game might be a little loud. We can try to get it out.
All right, let's go.
Uh, first we're gonna move...
...here.
What does this ability do? This water thing?
What does wet do?
It doesn't seem like anything yet.
Um, intern?
Intern.
Attack!
Nice!
Three coins and five meat.
Beginners luck.
Okay now listen, each time you finish combat, one of your cats is going to level up.
Check out old Luda, she's about to get a whole lot better, just look at all these options.
Originally I was going to let you choose yourself, but I feel the need to point something out.
point something out. There's a pretty awesome combo here. Check out Luna's
current passive effect. Burn you inflict is increased by one. Now read what
Sumburn does. Inflict burn one and blind one at infinite range. Sumburn makes
things burn and hot blooded makes burn more burning. Take Sumburn already or
not, it's your funeral. Is me Jennings out now? Yes! Every cat is different so
always check what your cat's passive ability does. A cat's passives can
make or break a run and combos win games always gonna look out for buildings
a combo
which blocks your path should use brawn or brains to get by him check your stats
to see the odds brawn is three brains is eight I'll smart butch
Luda points cuddly behind bush distracting him well hello there mr.
fancy pants you're lucky your luck your intelligence is so much higher you
be chewing rocks. Luna got a small catnip baggy. Okay. Use again, seven mana. That's
cool. A stick! We found a stick! Use a melee attack with plus one reach for uses. I'm
Should I have to equip these? Oh, I do.
Oh, interesting. Okay.
Cool. Uh-oh.
The basic girls vs. pebbles.
Yes!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Time for a boss fight.
I train pebbles here myself. He's about to rock your world.
Show me what you got.
Oh, also, one last tip before I leave it up to you.
Attack from behind to do more damage.
Oh.
Oh, bummer.
That's not gonna work.
Okay, you shall.
Can I pick you this turn or is your- you go next turn.
You go next turn, okay.
Ow!
Group.
Sunburn is 6, so we can do that next turn.
Boom.
Seven mana. Use sunburn.
Nice. What does blind do?
30% miss chance for the next turn.
Nice.
Do it again. Do it again? Yes.
Now he's burning four times. Okay, I like that. All right, let's go.
Hey, so you might have noticed this already, but take a look up here.
This is the order that you and your enemies take their turns.
The turn order is usually the same every round, so pay attention to it or don't.
I'm going to save my mana for the burn.
Yeah.
Nope.
Nice.
So we can attack him twice.
I like it.
Okay.
Oh wait, is the mana...
The mana...
Is the mana for each person?
I don't think it is.
Okay.
Yeah, it is.
Okay.
So I can definitely use this.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, it is okay.
So I can definitely use his mana and not worry about mine.
Nice.
Nice.
Hey, we gotta get our move up or something.
Oh no, I put out my own fire!
Turns out I'm dumb.
Okay.
down.
Good!
I was hoping you'd have to move so I could...
Well damn! It looks like Luda got hit pretty hard. Don't worry though. She's not dead yet only down.
When a cat gets down in a fight they get injured and one of their stats gets reduced
permanently. Don't let their body get hit too many times. They will actually die.
As long as the other cats can finish a fight your down cat will still survive. So finish the fight.
Dude!
Oh man.
Hey!
Nice
Okay
I'm getting some block
Congrats you did good out there. This marks the end of your first little adventure. It's time to go home
You'll bring back any food coins, items, treasures, and injuries you came during your journey.
These supplies will hopefully prove useful to you at some point.
Oh, and if you ever want to save an extra to run, just click that thing.
Cool.
Bye.
Okay then.
Perfect.
That's a fun tutorial, dude.
Yeah.
The basic rules.
Wait, I see a house on that hill.
basic girls wait I see a house on that hill well hello neighbor yeah it's me mr.
Tinkles oh it's mr. Tinkles you've no doubt heard about me around town yes all
the rumors are true I spread them myself
Well what am I saying? God I'm so bad. Anyway you can call me Tink.
My god look at these kitties they just returned home from an adventure and they
look busted. Cats that have already been on an adventure are retired. That means
they won't go out on any more adventures so why don't you take these guys
decide to relax comfortably. What? Uh, okay. They seem pretty comfortable, I guess. So you
can now end the day and watch what happens when the lights go off. And you end the day,
every cat will eat one food. Make sure you always have more than enough. Okay.
Wow.
Oh my, what an eventful night.
Don't tell my wife about what we saw.
Ah, you have a new kitten.
She'll need to grow up before she can go on an adventure, though.
Don't worry, there's something in the water here that makes them grow up like in a day.
Also look, a stray cat has come to your house looking for love.
You should toaks take them inside, right?
40 Cubana? What?
Once you've made enough kittens or collected enough strays, you can take them out on adventure
to find more supplies.
You want four fresh kitties to send out on adventure, but you don't have enough yet,
so just like keep ending the day and collecting strays until you do.
Also, you can right click the kitten to see if she's inherited anything from her parents
and check her stats.
Ohhhh.
Okay, so they're kind of a tanky character with decent con.
a lot of charisma, not a lot of mana. What do you do? You take a dump and melee. Okay.
So we're gonna end the day again. Okay. That's horrifying. Oh look, Suri grew up and now
we have Perla. Terrible. Okay, right click. Short lob shot and sunburn. Oh she got sunburn.
that's cool decent intelligence for that okay what affects I guess nothing
affects let's see strength is melee attack and melee ability Dex's range
attack and ranged ability on his health and post combat region into his mana
region speed is turn order and movement Christmas max man and starting
I mean, luck is quick.
Okay, what is this?
Was that poop?
Do you have to clean up poop?
Okay, end that.
Oh wait, material girl in a material world.
Okay.
I mean, do we have enough kiddies yet?
One, two, nothing, we need one more.
These are retired.
Yeah.
The night was calm, nothing of significance occurred.
Oh, yay! With that new stray there, you should have enough cats to go on another adventure.
You'll put them in the adventure box and get them ready for a journey.
Adventure box.
This is a frickin' game, dude.
What do you do, Enko?
You're a super high-aid with a barf ball.
I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna bring you.
Okay.
Depart.
What?
Collars? Fighters are great at doing strong melee attacks and smash things to
pieces. Oh we can put one collar on each person?
Oh man.
Oh okay you are our tank. We don't really have a good fighter do we? Is
everything else is range. Who had sunburn?
Give you the mage one. These aren't great.
Who's our highest attack?
Or you'll do this one?
Okay. I mean, maybe you don't need the collar.
Hmm. We'll see.
Oh!
Oh! Oh, her attack changed!
Well, that's cool.
Oh, dude!
Interesting.
Okay.
Let's go.
Let my arrows find their marks, says the cat.
Alright.
Okay.
Oh, man.
Oh man.
Your movement action is a jump.
Landing on a unit deals damage and displaces it.
We got maggots too.
Uh, let's move up here first.
Oh, I thought it was going to displace that guy, boom.
Bons of poop.
Good talk.
When you take damage, gain plus two movement.
Your move is pretty big too.
We're going to go here.
Pick that up.
Your base attack deals plus one electric damage and has a chance to stun.
Magic dart.
Okay.
A wind spell that hits an entire line.
That's cool.
I don't think we're doing anything with him yet.
Actually, you know what?
Let's do him.
Boom!
That's a pooter!
Dude.
Oh, wait.
What's this thing?
Oh!
Heal's 4 HP.
Oh! Heal's 4-2 and eatin', that's cool.
Teleport to any grass or water tile.
That seems really powerful.
Boop!
I'm gonna stay for now.
Oh
Was that money oh dude
Give me that money I don't care just give me the money
Boom.
Lovely.
Bam.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
So this guy over here, where can he move?
He can move and attack any of those spots.
Okay, so I'm going to see if we can get this healing before we go.
Okay.
I can't move up to there.
Fridge.
Now where can you go?
Yeah, you can't go anywhere.
Is there anything else we want to collect?
Can we get that stick?
I don't think so.
Get the health, kill them.
Oh, it shocked the whole water?
Really?
Okay.
Uh, oh, spawn a pooter familiar?
An attack that hits all units in a perpendicular line?
That sounds awesome.
Uh, thank you very much, Cosmon.
I appreciate that, and thank you for the super chat, David.
Uh, then we also have, uh, Dracofire.
Wow, five years of watching.
Love the mods and the community.
Keep up the great good job.
Question for Co.
Does this game have an option to make it cleaner if my kid watches?
Um...
I don't...
I think you can, you can, uh, blur out...
the banging.
But that's about it.
I think you can blur out the banging.
Yeah, yeah
Let's see here 12 HP, let's put that on our tank
So a little cleaner, but I will say this I will say this straight up. This is not a game. You should play in front of your kids
This is not a kids game. So I would I would not say this is like
Yeah, are there options for kids? Yes other games. That's that's the option. Yeah
Pella Perla finds a dead rat string from the corpse fills her nose a powerful but intriguing smell
Eat six. Loot or destroy? I'm gonna loot.
Don't need to get messy digging around inside, Pearl of Things.
The rat's already a great snack. Pearl, you gotta snack.
Eww.
Okay.
Hmm.
Oh, they're leapers. Oh, and pinkies, little babies.
No. Moves randomly. That's funny.
Uh, let's get you up forward first.
Can I see their movement?
Oh, God.
Oh, they got range attacks.
A lot of them.
Well, maybe that's where their jump is.
Let's move you up.
Show the moon's boss established dominance.
Great.
Great.
I'm going to move it here.
It looks in Sal's like a kid's game, that's ridiculous.
Yeah, have you seen South Park?
Slow down, big guy.
Um, alright.
Let's put you...here.
I think we're good.
Get some mana.
Oh, dang.
Oh, he hit himself.
Wow, these things are kinda wrecking me.
Um, let's go here.
I think we can just kill this guy.
Oh, you gotta hear a jerk face.
Okay.
Gonna eat that.
Do a pin cushion.
Boom.
Oh
Oh if the poops get destroyed they drop loot
Interesting
He can't jump on top of himself, right?
Let's find out.
Oh, he can move out and...
Okay, well, that's up.
Oh, thanks, Barry.
Let's take it like up here.
Feel a little better, chat?
All right, who are we on?
We're on my archer.
Get him out of the way.
Get that bear trap down.
Watch this guy roll into the bear trap, that'd be so perfect.
So perfect!
Oh no!
We need to move and get that coin.
For you, here.
Max!
Uh, for you, here.
Matt!
Okay.
Ah!
Love it!
Okay, let's get you over here.
Great.
We're gonna bring down here.
Patrick, can you move there?
You can.
Good.
good. Anything else in this map we want? I don't think so.
Okay. That placement doesn't make it much better. Oh, am I blocking something else here?
What camera am I using? I'm now using an Elgato 4k face cam, so this is a new
camera hopefully there's no hitching and all sorts of better changes so telefrag
teleports on to unit dealing damage to yourself and that unit oh my god you
that's like from unreal I love it teleport to any tile refresh your base
attack movement weapon and trinket action whoa let's try that
Cuz her life you are not doing so hot
Feathered Nicholas
Oh dodge chance
What's what's best damage or protection damage
Perla got lighter.
Conflicts burn one on an adjacent unit. 12 left.
Actually, no it's been on our tank.
Yeah, let's do that. Oh lord, wait, there's multiple paths. Ooh.
Okay. The tough defenders versus Lucy.
Oh, interesting.
I'm going to leave you back at first, because I want to see what this guy can... what can
this guy do?
75.
Her powerful spells take time to charge up.
I'm going to move in.
Oh, look at this.
Interesting.
Now what happens if I move here and I- Oh, she just keeps casting.
Right, that's not good.
More.
There will be no interrupting.
Wow, this girl's a hit-em-a-thing!
Um.
Nice.
Pretty.
Put a blind on her.
Half your life rounded up.
Oh, oh, oh, half your stamina rounded up, not your life.
Oh, bummer. Okay, that's fine.
Cool.
Now.
Oh, God.
Can I attack and then move?
Oh, I can't attack anyway. I'm going to move you out just to be sure.
I just don't want this guy to die.
We're gonna wait on that yep. Oh dude he's stunned!
Oh dude our guy is screwed man. And how do you get frozen?
Are you in range? Must have been.
Alright do a little damage here.
We can't I do anything with him at all
Okay
Blocked! Oh my god. This guy's never getting out. Wait, can I blow him? Hold on.
Ah! You saved! Okay, good. I don't know if Mrs. Work on Spells, but we'll do that real
quick this guy's got 11 health left so it's gonna be it's gonna be a bit of a
thing
oh god big old flame door no damn it dude he was like locked down the entire
There's not a goddamn thing you can do with him.
Everything.
He was just completely locked down.
That sucked.
One turn away too.
You didn't basic attack with Perla last turn?
I don't think I could.
Okay.
A melee attack that hits twice and itch each punch inflicts bruise one.
Punch a unit into space.
They'll fall back down at the end of the round.
Yes.
I think that has to be tried.
I don't know.
That sounds ridiculous.
Uh, we're gonna use the catnip for you actually.
I'm gonna put that there.
What happened to you?
You became disfigured.
Oh, just minus one charisma?
That's not too bad.
That's not too bad.
so I can't go down here this is locked I guess you have to be on hard mode to do
that okay oh no did you just you just got a permanent injury wait what how do
Oh wait, how do I look at their stats?
Oh yeah, look at that. Damn. That's a bummer.
Oh man, look at all this. This is a mess.
Um...
What is this? Spawn's random pickups when damaged.
Go on.
Oh, we gotta kill all this stuff.
Okay.
Okay.
We can be in the middle.
Is middle better?
Maybe middle's better.
Like right there.
Boop.
Hi.
Okay.
Um, let's heal you.
Yeah.
Oh
Nope
Die, jerk!
Okay.
Is this when they explode?
Spawns creep when damage.
Let's see what that is.
A creep tile.
One damage when entering or starting your turn on this tile.
Moving through this tile costs two movement.
Oh, interesting.
Uh, berry.
Yeah, we can do that.
We can just keep it like that for now.
Yeah, right there.
There seems like a good spot.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
All right, we're gonna go up to here.
Do this.
Bam!
Okay.
Hmm... I think he'll have to.
Oh, no coins!
Okay, boom, what is this?
Oh, it's a dead cat.
Spawns maggots win damage, my lord.
Catnip, gained two mana when eaten.
Okay, game's weird, chat, here for it.
to the pinkies just gonna roll around
Oh, no.
Or intended.
These guys are rough.
There we go.
Oh, wait.
Did it just hit me?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh wait, did it just hit me?
Ow, poor...
Oh yeah, dude.
Sunburn that bag.
You know it.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Yep.
Nice.
What totally is that in me, brood?
Okay.
Oh, it doesn't, it doesn't spit out loot if you honestly doubt it.
Look at all these coins.
Hell yeah.
Here's one of them sweet coins, chat.
Oh, it's it?
Nice dude.
Okay.
Oh, they ran!
Damn, we couldn't get everything.
Okay.
Steel skin, 99 brace into your next turn, then disable the spell until you take more damage.
Gain a charisma.
Hit all adjacent units and spawn a rock.
Start a sandstorm.
Let's do that. Let's try... let's try sandstorms.
Love to root. What did we get?
Awww! A torn tendon's terrible on him. That's too bad.
Looks like an old camp. Looks like it was very long ago. Smash it.
But he cuts himself in the process? Oh, God.
That's not good.
Bucket of lard.
What do you do?
Gain plus two charisma and minus one dex then heal for 4HG.
Great.
Uh oh.
We're gonna buy something?
Uh, cardboard necklace plus two, but fragile flamble and brittle and wet.
wet. Plus luck for wet's fragile. Oh heck yeah, why that? Dude. Your basic attack inflicts charm
five the first time you use it each battle. Ooh, gravity falls. Hell yeah. Your basic attack
deals plus one damage for each tile you shoot beyond range three. Watch it, let's get more range.
Let's get more range first and then we'll get that next ability. Which sounds like it'll be great.
Yeah, plus one range does seem insane, I agree.
I agree.
I'm just lucky I've reached you two.
So this is like the bot, what's down here?
How can we go down here?
We can't go down there, no bummer.
radical rat don't you dare defuse my bombs okay
Now if we blow that up is it gonna hurt it it probably is isn't it?
Move you over here
You're almost dead too, so I think that I think that made us dead chat
I'm gonna try this
Oh! Nice, it just diffused it. Okay, great.
Yes, we're in sec. Uh, one second, guys.
This music is incredible dude.
on my street.
Hold them in the fire, stick them on the griddle.
A couple slices of bread, slipper wrapped in the middle.
Two finicky all make up fricassees.
Oh
Boom
You know, I should have thought of that.
I feel like I really should have thought of that.
Yep.
Oh!
Oh, wow.
Um.
Oh.
Oh, that was a good one.
Oh, that was a real, real bad call, okay.
Sometimes chat, you just, you just gotta learn the hard way.
Yep.
Yep.
Damn. That was rough. That was rough. The cats at your house awaited the return of the
tough defenders, but no one returned. I got wiped in the tutorial level chat. That's
basically what just happened for anyone following along at home wiped in the
tutorial oh it's raining again rain is a spooky one I think it rains because we
did bad things the rain man scenes what we be doing
It fills what we'll be doing in a thousand years.
We're not frank, we'll live under your house.
We'll butt in your house scratching,
we'll keep the fucking down doors sometimes.
Sometimes we'll outbuild what you,
cause building what you might cost more than harder.
They didn't know Frank builded your house, no lying.
We make them houses as fast as we make ground.
Toph, Toph, we are just kidding on you.
But really we love to build so if you're going to want to have more housemaid just ask Frank.
Cat friends!
See that pipe over there?
That pipe goes all over this place.
You want to send a kitty, push him down that pipe and bam there he goes.
Huff Huff.
We don't want just any kitty though.
We want retired cats only.
Great things to be like for tired cats because we're kind of retired too.
Okay well we go night night.
I see on
What next reward an addict
Boy Frank was waiting for you down here
Good job on sending the cat to us. He's slow. So when he runs we can still get him Frank slow
But no one seems to get us
Praise getting so itchy. I think we're ready to build you know that house on top of your house
So with a point on it the roof the Frank's gonna go building all over that one
You just wait and see it won't crush you or nothing hot pop
Another tip like when your suit tips and it shows your bum bum to everyone. You think that's kind of a tip maybe
Maybe?
A tip is a type of hint or something.
Top top.
I had a tip inside of a tip.
What a cool thing I did.
See ya.
Oh, we got Tink and Butch now.
Oh my.
Get to send them cats.
Oh lord.
Okay, end of day.
We got the ballad of D-Clawd coming at you now.
That's a funny title.
Yeah.
D-Clawd, like, your paws with nothing on them, like...
Oh.
...the paws, like you're scratching.
Thea Luna.
Gonna take, uh, Butch.
Oh.
Oh, wow, I need 25 cats to him next.
Oh geez.
Butch is hideout.
So it looks like that sewer monster man put you a pipe, huh? Well don't feel special, I got one too.
It gives me an idea. How about you and I go into business together?
You send me cats with combat experience, I let you kiss me behind the dumpster over there.
Nanny.
Um...
What do you mean no?
Yeah, well what about I expand the little box years then huh? I'm talking about that box by your house sicko
I can upgrade that old shoebox for you the way you can hold more sharp objects trust me if worth it to
So many counties killed some stuff. I'll hook you up
Well, hello there
You're the talk of the town these days everyone is all like there goes that so-and-so aren't they a catch they got brains and buns
And I'm like, thanks, girl, but did you hear about that newbie encounter that's been working
all this time?
And then they're all, yeah, yeah, I heard about them.
But what's this I hear about that book deal you went in?
And I'm all, leave me alone, stalker.
Lol, gosh, people today are nosy, right?
Anyway, what's this about you and being a pipe buddies?
You know I can hear you talking to your sleep through that thing, right?
Yo, perv.
made me my wife made me cover the pipe of the quilt she was so embarrassed but
listen I need a baby I have this empty hole in my heart see my wife and I we
can't have children of our own you decide to start a cat family gets you the
father is it's you silly because send me the kittens and I'm sure I can find a
way to return the favor but trying to send me any uggos keep your donkey
faith fuggos in the basement. Toodles!
I didn't even want to say Doodamas!
With Twitch Prime, 100 months. Yes, thanks Co for the many years of entertainment and methodic way of playing games.
Meow.
Yeah, thank you, buddy. I appreciate you, dude. Thank you very much
All right, we're departing. What do we got? Let's see what we got. We've got a
Healer a healer with melee attack. All right, let's put you on. I don't know what we're gonna put you on yet. Let's do
Harambe the hunter love it
Tihon the bracer
Suri the ranged attacker
But we'll see you in a little bit.
Melec, excuse me, and yummy will make you a healer caster.
Cool. Let's do it.
Gotta explain my method, but I doubt you'd understand.
Nice.
Yeah.
I'm gonna let them move up first.
Give two mana to a unit.
Your basic attack deals two magic splash damage.
Ooh.
Uh, don't want to do that yet.
I don't think so.
Oh, we got some flies too.
Oh, we gotta bring all these bags and stuff.
What's this?
Gain six armor when collected.
You're familiar and units you charm gain plus two damage
and five HP.
Oh, he's straight ramped.
Really flop!
Bunk!
Nice.
Man!
What's your special?
When you deal 10 damage or more damage in a single hit, gain plus 2 armor and refresh
your movement action.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh! Hell yeah!
Are we all good?
Wait!
I wonder if it heals the enemy when the chance is stunned.
Well, that can hit MY guys.
That was dumb.
But hey, now we can get some points.
Okay, we got to test this stuff, you know it.
You and each ally can do a spin attack.
Your movement range is doubled to the end of turn.
I mean, you need more damage stuff.
I think I see her skin in three health regen into the end of the battle.
Stray comes up on a charming little clam. It's so beautiful.
She feels a growing urge to lean in closer.
Who would have bashed it?
Stray got plus one.
Nice.
Okay.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Great.
Wow.
Wow.
Great.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Boom
If I roll to here, and then move to here, okay, we'll take it.
Oh it hit me!
Oh, I didn't know I'd splash damage could hurt me.
Shoot.
Good to know.
Ha ha ha ha.
Whoops.
I had a cat's view about this game.
Well, we're not here, so I don't really...
Oh, excuse my door's closed right now.
Game plus one bonus attack at the start of your next turn.
Spawn a maggot familiar.
Destroy a body, equip a piece of cat hide armor to an empty armor slot.
Try to mag it first, because if you have that buff, it will make our familiars do more damage.
Hot one.
It's on a flaming meat pick up.
See what that is.
Pull out the knife.
Whoever put the knife here must have been very strong because try she might so
or he can barely make it budge.
We shouldn't get hurt, I guess.
Let's go.
Grombe's Fluffverse vs Fenrir.
Oh my god.
What do you do, Fenrir?
Toss's Bear Traps has an affinity for tall grass
and swats away melee attackers.
Oh, but we pushed him away.
a thing. Wait, is this on? Oh it is a fire tile. Can we put it out maybe? We're gonna have to see.
Okay. So I'm gonna try this and see what the smack away looks like.
Ah, it is a push that does one damage, okay.
I will get the start.
I think I'm gonna leave you here temporarily.
You help me, Jim.
Yep.
Yeah.
What's this do?
Hey, seventy-three, there we go, nice, good.
Not getting that health, apparently.
Go, my maggot friend!
Look at you up here.
Oh, they're automatic, we don't, whoa!
Oh, shoot.
Wait, what just happened?
Let me get that. We're already on fire. Oh, the bear trap was still there. Didn't look like it was.
Shoot.
Grace.
I should get spit on him to put this out.
Get a hot lunch.
Now we're good.
Yeah, I thought the fire maybe destroyed the trap, but it was definitely still there. Whoops.
Whoops.
Oh, see that's it. It didn't even do damage because we didn't hit anyone. It's a three top push. Nice.
Look at this poor cat. Thankfully he's tanking his face off, dude.
Cool.
Miss?
I didn't even realize that was a thing.
That would be good.
Oh, maybe the grass makes a miss chance? Yeah, 15% chance.
Ah, dodge chance. People standing in this. That's absolutely right. Control it.
Go get him, Tiger!
Oh, and he's still immobilized, jeez, man.
Dammit!
Okay.
Uh, no, we're not going to do that, I don't like flaming lunch.
Throw this casually on fire.
Wait, the bear traps, the bear traps are all disappeared, we just have to remember
where they are?
Cause that shit's crazy.
Oh my god, we do.
Dude.
That's bananas.
Yeah, that's actually bananas.
Wow.
Yeah, that's actually my name.
Okay, I don't care if he's stunned, he just gotta keep him alive.
Just gotta keep it alive.
Get him!
Damn! That's right!
Hey, you know what? They're busting out the bear traps. We'll take it.
Um, yeah, we're just gonna chill with you, I think.
Those got four HP left.
Am I immobilized? Bam.
Bam! Nice.
These magnets are awesome dude.
Ummm.
Ooh.
I don't really have any good spells for this though.
We'll do win slash.
That's a decent one.
Hey, the jank vs.
Hey, Mugenics Animator here.
Glad to see you enjoying the game.
Pist, Fenrir likes grass, maybe try burning it.
That would have been really smart.
Yeah, that would have been really smart.
So you see something ahead at first, she's unable to distinguish a strange looking, strange
lump hanging Lucy from the ceiling.
her ears go back and her eyes grow wider she realizes the skin of a human head dry and
boneless.
EAT IT!
She tugs at loose skin with her teeth pulling chunks off and eating them tasty.
She heals 5 health.
Okay!
Alright, let's see.
Boom.
Boom.
Oh, damn!
Oh, I didn't realize I could dash like that.
Cool. Okay, give it to him.
Oh, sorry, bud.
Uh, let's move you to... here?
Here.
Yeah.
Who don't want to give mana to... do I want to give mana to anyone, right?
I'm quite sold on that yet.
Do we want to be destroying dead bodies for loot?
If I put a burning lunch here, can the enemy pick up the cooked food?
let's find out will they pick up the cook food
they said
ow
oh he pushed the health into me
Okay, we'll take it
All right worth
I
Know it there
Perfect
Yeah
Nice and he's immobilized
So I can set him on fire, but I didn't heal him. I don't know if it actually healed him
Well, who knows cuz I'm killing him good top
Eat rock. Eat a rock to gain 5 armor and 1 health. Shoot a rock forward. Rock Blast.
Push a unit tile 1. Ooh. Probably 5 damage. Yeah, let's do this. Let's do a bar call.
Give him a little bit of a range attack. He can actually do something when he's in
the front lines after you start an attack, if you have some mana.
I'm gonna eat it.
Protest Mound of Guts Heaped in a Large Pile.
Eek.
Yeah.
Teehan got cancer.
At the end of each battle, lose 3 random stats permanently and gain a random mutation.
Oh my God, that's terrible.
My Lord.
A knight.
What does a knight?
Jump in an L shape.
Well, that works out well, doesn't it?
Your range attacks never miss and a 25% quick chance.
Your basic fact deals plus 1 damage for each tile you should be on range 3.
Cause we already got a range bonus.
All right, so this time we're gonna do the same thing
except we're not going to try to defuse a bomb with an explosive.
Sound good?
Great.
Great.
Oh god, I thought it exploded for a second.
No fire this round. No fire.
Oh shoot.
Do I have to do it at the end of this character's turn?
Oh god, I hope not.
He's about to get hit, but that's fine.
Whoever kills this gets all stats up and finds a bonus item.
Explodes on its turn or when hit with fire, attacks to disarm.
Okay, so always prioritized diffusing
All I've got is rats to eat, I love to have his feet, I'm not the cat you want to meet,
I can't even pat back you, what's your business on my street?
Okay, whoever's up next has to defuse the bomb.
And we can't catch it on fire, you know.
I think we're good.
Oh, you and me baby.
Oh!
I see my gun.
Mm-mm.
Okay, we're gonna kind of like trap him in there a little bit.
Yeah buddy.
Yeah buddy.
Boom.
I
Do I have to kill him first?
Yeah, he may have to die first.
Oh, within line of sight.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm chasing around, chasing around, all of my days, I'm thinking that this is where it's at.
And in my dreams I'm the king of cats
He's the king of cats
Boom
Munch
And in my dreams I'm the king of cats
He's the king of cats
I will hunt you down
Oh this is going so much better.
Famous last words, right?
This is where you gotta be explodes everything in a second.
Can I take this damage? I can.
I could have knocked him back first.
That would have been smart.
For next time.
And before phase two there might be a phase two. There absolutely might be.
That's the first time we fought this guy.
Oh, that worked!
Nice!
Hell yeah.
No, don't inspire him, you jerk.
Do this.
BAM!
Wonderful.
Your weapon deals triple damage, but they always break when you use them.
Three sticks are added to your inventory.
When you damage it you counter attack to the 1 and inflict runes.
Ooh, I'm gonna do this one.
We got a weapon master chat.
Hell yeah, what's this thing?
We just got so much good stuff.
Holy shit.
You get to keep all this?
You have all stats up while at 10 health or less.
Take 2 damage and spawn a meat pickup.
Oh, you carve a piece of yourself?
Oh.
Game plus five luck for the rest of the battle.
Okay.
We did our first successful normal run.
You can now adventure to the sewers.
Oh, I can only store nine items.
Okay.
Okay.
So check this out, I got a new color for you.
This class is called the Cleric, a pretty hoity-toity religious title.
Judgmental, sure, but boy they can heal things.
But the solid cleric on your team ain't no one going down, and if somebody does just
pray on it.
Oh my god, dude.
Uh, you got a bush.
Hey, that cat you sent me could really take a punch, thanks.
So as per our agreement, I'll upgrade that storage box of yours.
Still pretty tiny, honestly.
I got bigger ones, but that'll cost you a similar cat to the fighting screens, and
I've spanned it more.
This time though, I want cats that have ventured further from home.
You're gonna need to venture into the sewers or junkyard this time.
Wait, let him breathe? Dude, that guy had cancer.
I don't want him to breathe with anybody.
That might end badly.
Oh wait, we gotta see this, hold on.
Pumping animation, safe.
Oh my god, these are incredible.
These are- they have multiple.
This is so good.
Ew.
I have eight cats but I think I need to work in you go you can go to Frank
that's it you can't go to take he wants kittens I got a set of a kitten I'm so
Sorry, these are the worst kitten.
Oh!
Oh, that's interesting. I'm doing that.
I'm keeping doing that.
You can go. Sorry, Sheamus.
Oh, happy day! My little heart is so full.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You have no idea how much this little guy means to us.
Not your payment. I'm a bit of a loss here.
I think this little bow, I guess, may seem useless now, but in the right light, the colors just to die for.
Seriously, the bow could make God cry, or could dare throw it away.
You can leave now.
Oh, but don't forget to keep sending me hints, too.
Oh my God. Can we name the cats? I don't- oh.
Yeah, I see you.
I'm Tracy, but I honestly don't feel a word can fully represent who I am.
I'm Tracy, but I honestly don't feel a word can fully represent who I am as a person,
so don't bother using it.
So you must think you're some type of pet lover.
I seem to identify as a pet lover by how you carry yourself.
Well...
Yeah, I thought so.
Pet lover.
God, that term is so speciest.
Even hearing the word pet just makes my skin crawl.
I prefer the term animal companion.
But personally, I go a step beyond loving animals.
In fact, I believe all animals should have the same rights as us.
If not more.
Even the term pet showcases the bigoted species to gender that the sick world subscribes
to.
Find my way using that word would be punishable by death.
God damn it.
Hello, welcome to P-Mart, where our love for your pets is never ending.
Our cat donation center is set open 24-7.
Every donation of a cat age 5 or older will go directly to the expansion of this location.
P-Mart, thanks for your patronage and have a blessed day.
I hate you.
Oh!
I'm going to wait because I may need to buy Cat 2.
Yeah, I don't want to mess this up.
What kind of cat do you want?
Once Cat's age 5 or higher.
Interesting.
Now it's do they 8 or age 8?
Hello and thanks for running the P-Mart kidney donation center rewards program.
With your help P-Mart has re-homed your donated feline to a family in need as you may have
heard all reward members gain access to exclusive imports.
Come back tomorrow I have your stock of new imports.
Yeah pretty sure it's some kind of frozen food locker or something.
I like her.
She's good.
good. Alright let's do a day. Where can you go Jericho? Actually I should keep some around
like naturally tell you oh nobody wants you Jericho
okay
Oh, what's a fight do I don't even know what that means.
Um, okay.
Heal some HP then fall asleep.
Seems like a decent tank ability.
Um, gain an extra crit.
okay adjacent units move away from you you have a 25 kit it's a chance of
flipping fear I want you this but that is my main
I can't do five, can I?
Cool.
Oh, we can try the cleric now.
Um, let's do- you're gonna be the ranged guy.
Yep.
Well actually, hold on, let's make it the attack guy.
Yeah, for the dexterous hit.
And we can see if we can pump that up.
Scarfield, we're gonna make you the tank.
Scarfield, what a perfect name.
Kellen, we're gonna make you the range guy for the crit raise.
And Taggart, I'm gonna make you...
I'm gonna make you a mage, I'm not gonna do a cleric yet.
Maybe we need a cleric though.
Maybe I should make you the cleric.
Eels allies but damages enemies.
We'll try that.
I do want to try this cleric.
A fancy bow?
Oh, it's fancy.
Don looks so good.
Uh, at the start of the battle, it looks like weakness 3 on all enemies. It seems good.
Okay, we got a familiar thing, so we're gonna give you the egg.
Your allies have one brace. Oh, that's cool. Give you a stick to start with.
What should I give you that? Oh, we can have that.
Give you the mana bar.
I
Know we want that on you we'll give that to you
With a stick
The fighting team took up a pics. Oh
Wait the alley how do we get I thought we could do the sewer
Whoa, what is this
What is this?
Oh, dude, what is happening right now?
Um, okay, you go up here.
Yeah, bro, you're going in here.
We're doing, we're doing this.
When an ally cat is down, gain stat up and heal eight.
Okay.
I'm gonna like not worry about this fight, which is a huge mistake.
And I am going to, like, try to get this loot and stuff.
We're just going to see what happens.
We're just going to see what happens.
You here.
Oh
Oh
Beautiful
Great.
They really, we're really going to have to spend a move for every one of those coins.
I need a twice.
great finish him off oh I can't he's out of range bummer more mana kill nice
ow
Oh
This is the little dude
Range attacker can drink water to heal damn dude, and you hit for seven
Wow
That's from the item we have equipped because super cool
Aren't that ahead of oh attack everything around you for some reason I thought everything around all of us got attacked
I just damage the coins. I kill the coins or pick up the coins
They just kill the coins oh I picked them up
up. Really? Oh, that's interesting. Okay, let's move you up here to hopefully trigger
this guy to attack us.
I'm using this opportunity to get some money off.
Kill them, nice.
Two coins, that's it.
That's a bummer.
Pearl hides an ace for that move, that's great.
Oh, there's a bag there too.
So if I move to here and I do this, yep, picks up both the coins, that is cool.
We're gonna have to keep that in mind. That's a great trick.
Oh, he doesn't pick up the coins.
Alright, just chill there.
Nice!
We should have gotten that one.
So we are farming this round, y'all.
We are farming.
I'll take it.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah
What is this?
This fort's doing even
Oh, there was nothing in it!
Boom. Boom.
Mr. Coin!
Oh, yeah, we do have to remember that if when we take time farming we lose out on abilities at the end.
Oh, shoot twice.
Yeah, let's do that.
Man, we did get a lot that round though. A great round.
A strange egg.
smash it. Don healed the full. Oh damn, well we were already full but that's still cool.
Okay, what are these? Mangy. Its range attack may inflict poison and spawns
maggots when damaged.
Alright.
What do maggots do?
Let's find out.
I don't think it did anything.
Oh dude, this guy stays with us forever?
Oh, that's amazing.
Bummer, get into my chair.
How do you get some extra damage for that? I think it worked really well.
It's a little lick if it heals him. That's great.
Boom.
The game creator of this game really loves fetuses
Edmund McMullen has always had a really off-the-wall weird sense of humor
I mean look at binding of Isaac right and in such a case it he has a unique flavor. Yeah
Go ahead and say that he's got a very unique flavor
But you can't working it is but to be fair, I'm not looking at any chat right now. Yeah, so
So, look at that.
Um, it, MasterC, Thief says,
it disappoints me that Code has not read
YouTube chat at all. Um, yeah, just, just
to be clear, I'm not reading any chat. Like, this game is
super engaging to me. It has nothing to do with you.
A lot of times I read YouTube chat,
but this is not that time.
Yeah.
That's what I, and I will say this again,
if you want to chat with me,
the best way to do it is through Twitch.
That's, I've been doing Twitch chat for 12 years.
That's the one that, if I'm gonna, like, be a
reading stream like this one twitch is gonna be the one that I'm gonna be
reading the most yeah just the way it works unfortunately uh okay
let's move you up to here oh it's a range attack but it's tiny
Did you hurt your hand wrist, I saw a wrist area?
Um, let's see, here, and here.
Ah, jerk.
Oh, and this.
Perfect.
Nice.
I wish when you mouseed over them it showed their life of life, not just their max life.
It'd be really nice.
Um, I don't want to do this.
Let's move up to here.
Boom.
Sorry.
Man, we gotta get this dude some more movement.
Oh, no, here comes our poison pack.
Oh, you're not poison.
Yeah, yeah, chat, yeah, oh
You're gonna charge me aren't you? You can guess. Oh, no you're gonna get him that works
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
I want those three coins.
How much do I have to get?
One?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
one nice okay now we'll kill him
boom great
yeah we are getting significantly less round things interesting
Oh, these are, these are really, dude, these are all interesting.
I want all of these.
These are all wildly useful.
Can you collect coins with range attacks?
I'm not sure.
I just learned that we can do it with melee, so I want to figure it out.
Spass says disappointed he doesn't read YouTube chat to know how to play white
knuckle I don't even know what that means but there you go
for trimossel memory
feathered veil
counter-attack melee attackers which is better make up or some old book well
let's go make up here's some lip gloss tiger got plus one nice
Magnus. What do you do, Magnus? As a chaining dash attack and spin attack. Would you sound
horrifying, sir?
Look at this arena. Doesn't look like there's too much special stuff here. We have a little
bit of a heal there. We got a coin down there. Nothing to destroy.
Got to see if we could just this grass do anything? No, only this grass. 50% dodge chance. Okay.
Going for the tank in front.
Oh, that's interesting. Okay.
Come on.
Now.
Stack that dick.
Stacked the dick, chap.
Stacked the dick.
We're gonna move to here.
Bam.
Bam.
Bam.
Bam bamboo, bam...
shoulda done that at the start but we're doing it now.
Better late than never or something.
Wow!
Oh that makes it wet too. Okay we're gonna have to keep that in mind.
UMMM...
Yeah, we did it.
Now no ice again another one
Whoa, this is like a caster one dude what this is crazy
easy. Alright, you good there? What are you gonna do? Oh, apparently that. Damn. Ow. That
I hear like a lot of my dudes.
I do a lot of damage though. This is working out pretty well. I'm gonna sleep with you.
Yeah!
Great round, dude.
That was real solid.
See, look at how many coins we get if we do it quickly, that's wild.
Push a unit back.
All units on dirt tiles get tossed to random nearby tiles and take damage when they land.
yourself or pull a unit within two tiles towards you knocking it into you. I'm gonna try grab.
I feel like more CC and battlefield adjustment would be very handy.
I'm gonna donate 25 coins.
Whoa
Super glad we farmed all of that, huh damn, bro
I'll give you that, I'll give you that, 10 protection, remember I have to save the rest
of these, my lord.
Cool, geez, what a freaking run, chat, what a freaking run.
Oh Lord, what are these dudes? TomTom. It's slow but has a wide melee attack.
Okay.
How slow is slow? Okay.
Okay.
This thing is wild.
I was not aware you could dash across the entire map.
That's actually pretty impressive.
I
Oh, they can attack at a diagonal. Shoot, I didn't realize that. Oh, that's trouble.
trouble. I'm gonna put this guy here and try to like hold this guy away from him
and then the other team peoples. Oh wait if I do this is I gonna pull the coin?
You know what's gonna pull it down.
I don't want that.
If you turn your back to people, is that a big deal? Is he gonna hit me for more now?
Didn't they mention earlier about hitting from behind this more damage? Was that this game?
Okay, yeah, I might have made a huge mistake.
Okay.
Get that sweet cleric healing going.
You get a critty there, bud.
Dude, this weakness perk, like all enemies gain three tiers of weakness, that is insane.
That perk is incredible.
Now, you're gonna have to go around him.
You're gonna have to go...
Oh, wait.
Can you move through the water?
Yeah, but it's going to cost more movement.
Okay.
I'm going to wait.
Is this till the end of turn?
Plus two damage for the rest of the round?
Yo, we have essentially got this,
this familiar is a turret that can hit anything on the map.
That gets stronger every turn
Okay, okay, we'll take it. That's fine. That's crazy
Oh, that pretty would have been beautiful.
Are we going to keep him too?
Are we going to keep both of them?
Revive a body to 100 HP to give it all stats up and fall asleep.
Jump to an open tile then heal each adjacent unit, or heal units in an area.
Zero battery increases spells man again by two at the end of each turn.
Oh!
Healing fall.
I feel like healing fall could be really good.
Cardboard hat.
It's so cute.
old magazine it's play cat oh open it of course you found a shiny coin in it it
flips it open his eyes go wide at the fold out three page oh my god dude
Kellen feels a wave of confidence wash over him this freaking game chat oh my
god this freaking game rain hat prevents being wet you have all stats up
Wild wet.
Oh, okay.
Your Familiars and Units, you charm, gain plus four and inflict poison and bleed.
Yes.
Oh, start each battle with two tiny spider Familiars.
A spider egg parasite is added to your inventory.
You can unequip parasites freely.
Oh God, or long shot.
No.
No.
I'm gonna do take another because I think that's gonna work with the two guys that we already have with the white belt
Also brace
Yeah, long shot so good dude, but I mean we've got like a pet bill going on now
I think this is gonna apply to our two active familiars, but we'll see in a second
Radical rat, okay
I'm chunky yet funky
Let's move here I
I love that the music gets lyrics whenever you get to the boss
That's he's gonna be great for this fight
You counter his skills?
Dude.
Okay.
I think he countered the AoE pushback that he does.
Uh-oh.
I can't...
I can't get to that bomb in time.
Uh-oh.
That was definitely you, chap.
Oh, he attacked back!
I'm sorry!
He's mad. He didn't like that.
So we're gonna counter his AoE that he's gonna do here in just a second, I think.
Oh my lord, we gotta get more in the middle for this.
Yep, nice.
So unfortunately, I don't see these guys getting the brood mother buffs, so I guess it's only
for new summits.
That is a bummer.
I did not think that's how that was going to work.
The bomb's gonna hurt. I think it's gonna take him out. This should be fine. Oh wait,
Do they hit for 10?
I don't remember again.
Boom.
I
Just got sick of high moves really gotta work on ours
I
He's a bad dad getting chat
Lovely. What a great boss fight, dude. What a great boss fight. You block attacks from
the front.
You and me, baby.
He's right there.
And now for some use, why aren't you clapping?
You'll get a drink tonight.
Thanks, Ben and Greg.
Hmm, do we have any fire stuff?
Not really.
That's a really nice item.
I think we'll save that for another run.
Should we try the sewers?
Or should we take the win?
This is a pretty good team.
Chat, I gotta get some lunch.
So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna park this run right here.
I'm not gonna quit. I'm not gonna save nothing.
And what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go take about an hour lunch,
and I'm gonna come back, and then we're gonna play this game for about an hour,
Hour and then we're gonna play some hell divers to with lyric and it's gonna be fun
So I hope to see you for that. It should be very cool
So if you do want to pick up right from here
We'll be back in about an hour and we're gonna go from there to thank you guys so much
I hope you have a great morning afternoon evening wherever you are around the globe
We will see you soon for more fun and games and as always
Thank you so much for being here enjoy Pasco and the Elm and the Emberville trailer and I'll see you guys shortly for more
Thanks guys. Bye. Bye
Also quick shout out this game is 30 bucks. It's out now go buy it support. It's awesome
It's it's it's been a ton of fun. Go check it out
You again.
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist. We'll be quicker that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them.
I see you're confused. Ignore the clouding in your mind.
The villagers need your help, and the Vitrometous is no place for new things.
It will be a difficult task, but together you will rebuild this town.
Find a safe place and hone your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead, and there
will be many.
For the eternal prison, no, no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison, wanderer.
Or from the unceasing grip of death.
I go, oh, does she have a dick butt tattoo?
What's that?
Ah!
Team Duck, we are Team Duck and we are here to,
wait, that's not it.
Nope, that's not right.
delay that we're here to loot okay if you see a person you can just unload on
Hey, uh, I'm pulling out now if anyone's here by wants to come
Or wants to extract I should say
Come on down and whoa careful you good bro. Are your knees okay?
Damn, of course, I would never suck this much
normally
Yeah, the the little the little thing does make a big difference the little black box
Because if you didn't have that then all of you would have immediately known she had a nip slip, right?
that's normal but when that popped up on mine initially I go oh did she have a
dick butt tattoo on her on her breast is that why there's a black box see the
black box does weird things to you like because you don't know what's under it
your brain puts like a lot of oh does she have like a really bad tattoo under
there like okay let's go oh god
I
How how don't get up
I just get deputy that's a thing
Oh, that was worth it.
Woo!
Good shot, Queenie!
That was pretty on point.
They fly off into the
I
Here we go
Like think of like how a submarine does a sonar ping that's kind that's kind of what I do when I'm doing
That's what I mean. Hey friendly! No? Okay you're all gonna die. Let's go.
I wouldn't get the same enjoyment of going around and killing everyone. It
doesn't that's not... I like... I like killing people when they're trying to
kill me and this game isn't a lot of that when I play solo. So...
Yeah, not a good idea my dude
Sorry my man
I appreciate it dude. That's very nice you
Hey have a great round dude see you next time well hopefully not on that side of my gun, but yeah next time
Oh, no, he had good stuff, too.
Oh, good.
But I thought this was co-carnage.
Where's the PVP?
Are you co-carnage?
I am.
Hi.
Hello.
Oh, f***, look at that.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Are you streaming?
I am.
Oh, cool.
Have a good stream, dude.
Nice, man.
You, too.
If you stream.
That was awkward.
I'm sorry.
Like one of those people when you're eating out and they bring you your food and they're
like enjoy your food and you look up at them and you're like you too.
you