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02-11-2026 · 1h 19m
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Yo, yo, yo, hey everybody.
I am sorry that I am so sorry that took so long my plan was to take a quick lunch and then come back for a couple hours this afternoon
but unfortunately a quick lunch turned into a
45 minutes on the phone trying to chase down a bill that apparently I have money to
That's always fun. So yeah, I was super happy after being on hold for 25 minutes being like I could be playing
Eugenics right now, but no, I'm on the phone on hold
Yay
So that was good. That was a good time. But anyway
It is all set. Unfortunately here for like about a little over an hour and then I'm starting dog training with Sophie
It's our very first session today. So my girl Sophie and me are gonna be working on some dog training
Also, quick note, Cozy is a bit up in the air, I unfortunately have a couple more calls
I need to make.
I need to make sure the places are going to be open, so I may come back for Cozy, but
if the places I need to call are open, I'm going to have to make some calls.
Apparently, the TLDR and a little TMI, but I had apparently a small charge that got sent
to an America, what we call collections, and I didn't even know I had it.
I didn't know I needed to pay it.
that charge then got bounced between two companies and
Because
They were contacting the first company who apparently I don't know how they were trying to contact me now
I have three companies trying to tell me that I'm not paying the same bill
So it's like no this is not fair I didn't even know the first one I owed like oh my god, so it's just it's so silly
It's just oh, oh my god, and the worst part is is it's like I think it all started as I didn't pay a delivery thing from a FedEx package
From like two years ago
Apparently a FedEx package yet delivered and they didn't charge me when they dropped it off
And they left a note on it to call them or something and I didn't
I don't know it's a mess, but anyway
Again TMI. I'll try to give it that all sorted tonight. Maybe here for the cozy may not but I will definitely I should definitely be here for
Cozy tomorrow if not tonight so we'll get to that neo 3 in soon okay we are currently on a great run
We're fighting the big boss here. We're doing okay
I've been liking this game, dude. I've been loving this game
I've been loving this game. How do credit scores work in the US? So basically
The way credit scores work is there's agencies that track all of the bills and all of the
payments and if somebody misses a payment and they don't want to chase after themselves,
they can do something called send it to collections, or these companies called collection companies.
And when something gets sent to collections, those organizations contact the credit people
and say, hey, this guy just got a collections request.
And that makes what's called our credit score, which is how people make sure that we're
or good to lend money to or do any kind of lending to,
that credit score starts going down.
And the problem is that here in the United States,
it's real easy to get your credit to go down.
It's a lot harder to get it up.
So like the kind of thing I'm,
the reason I had to take longer lunch
and possibly miss my cozy is because
these situations can spiral.
And if you don't address them,
then it will tank your credit
and there's nobody that will,
there's no organization or person that will fix it.
It just, it happens and you got to deal with it
gotta make payments on time for years to catch back up so yeah it's just a mess
man it's just a big old mess a mess big old mess a mess
okay let's do this our way
Shoot him with a gun as you go.
I cast good!
Um...
Yeah, and seamless with the 100% accurate statement.
What statement is? Even when you pan out, your score still goes down.
It certainly can in the right situations. Yep, and it's a pain in the butt
Speaking of pain in the butt. I'm gonna attack this person, but right there. Let's go. Bam
Oh
This is our
Okay, do you want to go to the caves?
Whoa, nice, great.
Or do you want to go home?
Ooh, um, Chat, what do you think?
What are we doing?
Chat, what do you think?
Look at my team.
We're going home, we're going to Caves, solid teams as big as Yoda.
I did the mess, is it normal to have big loans in the US?
If you own a house, yeah.
Yeah, if you own a house, it's normal.
Or I mean, we also buy our cars with loans generally.
But I mean, really at the end of the day, if you could just stop being poor maybe, then
We wouldn't have to deal with these loans
Okay
Your items lose brittle and fragile your weapons have a 25% chance to repair when you swing
Little Suggert knock back nice and low on top
Low damage lobbed attack
Let's give you food
Yeah, that's a really good one.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow meow meow meow.
Mega Thedas performs a spin attack and will try to counter with its left arm when hit.
Oh a Braindrake!
Oh dude, I've never actually seen one.
8 HP.
You've had these on our team.
The only thing you could ever have when you...
Haha.
Of course, there's another one over here.
Dude, that is one of the strongest skills, I think, in this game.
That is amazing.
All right, hey, Blinka, is this on Switch 2?
I don't think so.
Oh, there it is.
Infersta.
Oh, I got it.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Oh, see, if he attached with his left arm right now, he's going to slam into him.
Oh, he faces first where he's going.
Ooh.
What?
Am I standing on like a special tile or something?
I'm gonna put him here, he's gonna turn to me, and then his left hand will be there.
Oh, even better.
Now we're stew.
is it any way there's rocks in the ground?
Oh my god dude what take damage equal to your int the next spell you cast this turn is free
to be use that with berserker stance maybe to do zero deal damage shock back deal damage
knockback and knockback damage equal to your strength.
Produces spells mana cost by 1.
This one.
I'm a big punch.
Big punch!
Boris finds a strange lump of pulsating meat hanging down from the ceiling.
kiss this meat and if it doesn't give me a super meat boy companion I'm going to be very frustrated.
His body mutates.
What happened?
What do you chain it?
The DMA icon next to him?
Oh, okay.
Plus or minus one person.
Its range attack destroys equipment.
To attack any tile adjacent to water, teleports through tiles.
Disguises itself as inanimate objects while disguise ambushes enemies that walk past it
causing fear.
What?
So heavy.
So heavy.
14-18.
Oh
Dude, how did you get feared again?
Bro!
What are you doing?
Oh my God!
How long are you feared for?
Yeah.
I basically just have this guy, like, not in the fight anymore.
this guy like not in the fight it
Dude, you have like 7 extra crit. Get your crit going. Come on, girl.
Oh, no.
Here we go.
You're gonna heal that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my god dude!
Wow!
Fuck it.
Boom!
Oh, this guy.
So many aces cats so many aces the ace of stinger
I
Feel the tip
He warped next to him and then feared away.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my...
You know what?
Here, take it.
Get him.
That's right.
Get out of here, jerk.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my...
You know what?
Here.
Take it.
Get him.
That's right.
Get out of here, jerk.
Oh my God.
here jerk okay deal with the devil a lightning bolt as a 25
I have to change the stuff.
I don't know.
That.
Meow.
Meow.
A flower.
Spawn flowers under you when you end your turn.
Let's help her here.
Interesting.
Meow.
Meow.
Yeah.
Hey, there, loot!
The legs of a deceased human are sticking out of the ground. What a terrible way to go. Stuck in a hole like that.
Thanks, Hazel.
Meow.
Hazel's searching dinner around the hole and finds a big ear left behind by the unlucky miner. He has about minors.
Wow, plus four shield and freaking them, you need two.
There you go.
Um...
Big slide.
Oh, we got a bird.
Okay, I wonder if we have any more stuff in these.
Attack it to push it one tile, it deals damage to units it hits.
Big slime, melee attacker splits into four medium slimes on death.
Ooh, okay.
Oh, I don't have the HP to do it first now.
I'm going to wait.
Yeah.
Stun!
Hell yeah.
Stun! Hell yeah!
Oh, dude, what?
Ah, come here.
I ain't done with you.
You got me some shake?
Looks like I'm not shaking.
I'm gonna put you right there.
Big hit.
Big punch.
Theorem.
Big hit here.
Nervous.
Not that.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
I'm done again.
Hell yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Uh, gold rubra.
Having worked for my entire adult life, it feels so succulent to now be part of the sub-community.
Loveco, Jack, and Miles are parents.
Thank you very much, Gold Ruberant. I appreciate that, buddy.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, man, dude, we just took, like, 20 damage?
Alright.
Oh, I might be dead.
Oh, I may have made a huge mistake.
How much are these gonna hit for?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Okay, um.
Okay, um...
You are dead dead. Take it.
We have a lot of, we're gonna have a lot of blasts possible.
Good. Very good.
I think I have 12 HP.
Okay, thankfully this guy is the most HP.
Did you just heal him?
Don't do that!
can reduce how many people can attack him.
I'm a little worried about him as how much he's feeding us, but he does not have a lot of HP.
Great.
Oh hell yeah, get him buddy!
Okay, let's go.
You're not going to win.
Not so much.
Oh!
Wow!
So much.
And he got some star rupture.
I had a great time with them. We'll be following that game closely as it goes.
I do kind of like rebound, I like the movement on this one.
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Ooh!
It's scandalous!
Physical attacks can't miss.
Oh, dude!
That'd be real nice in a pretty different situation.
That one on him.
A melee attack. This weapon has a 50% chance to break time it takes.
I should really use it now.
Yow.
Leg mutated.
Horrified the dying fetus, quivering in tridentine.
Comfort.
It attacks.
Oh.
It attacks!
Oh, this is him, right here.
Oh, god. He's giving me a lot.
Ow!
Okay, you win this fight.
Wait.
He's singing along.
Oh, dude.
Oh
No
You're gonna kill that quick bone glove brokey brokey bone
Oh
This guy's an already
God damn it, okay
Great, great, great, great, great.
Perfect.
I wonder if he levels up with us.
Oh god.
Wait, you killed him?
Did you get all stats up?
Oh, you bastard.
You're absolutely bad.
Come on, you can upgrade.
Heal damage with any unit you provide. Let's do this.
Looks like a room.
Okay.
Let's go.
Oh, oh.
I'll also hear something whispering from the party keep on going forward, I guess.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Yes
Okay, it actually worked out we'll take it
When you take damage spawn scrap when you end turn spawn a coin on a random tile
I'm going to get you.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Baby spider.
Meow.
I
In Rages, when hit from behind can spawn Spider-Man.
Oh
What? Okay, she just definitely had two spiderlings and then crushed them trying to get to my guys.
Okay. Yeah.
Wait, what?
Oh, shit.
Do I have to kill these and bring them down or something?
Wait, is there any enemy alive right now?
Is that an enemy?
No, it's food.
Oh
Use basic attack to break the creep
Oh and it deals damage bro, oh this is pretty
Oh
Oh, dude, okay, so we have like a damage face.
I can't break the web. Oh, that's messed up.
Has messed up can't break the web of the healer unless you use it
It means you like as much damage to her
It doesn't break the web if the spiders attack
I
Did this is a whole shit fight holy shit
Which I do as much damn
Oh great freeze.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
That's gonna be alright.
Oh.
I can't move over there.
Oh.
I can't move over there.
I can't move over there.
Oh, bummer, man.
Oh, wait, I can move.
Dude, get him.
Get him.
Oh, no.
Hey, stun, nice.
He is...
Oh, I done wet my skin back.
Oh, dude, what?
Oh god, this creep.
Oh god.
It's not the end. It's only the beginning.
Once you're inside, you'll feel the surge of blood.
And tonight, our nerves will merge.
Tasting your bones. Tasting your bones.
Oh, I'm here. Sorry guys. Okay.
Great, great.
Hmm.
Get caught right there in a second.
Oh, god.
right there in a second.
Oh god.
Wait, did my NPC just enrage him?
Dude, you asshole!
I was specifically not attacking her from behind God
That is so shit that is so goddamn shitty that sucks
Oh my god
He's trying his best, we can F right off as far as hunting's concerned.
I'm basically questioning ever using these extra guys again.
Oh man, this sucks.
Basically, I am hungry cat.
Hungry cat.
Wow.
Damn!
Okay.
I can't target this guy properly
Yeah, if you click on this if there's any tile that can work it should I don't think that's how it works
I think I have to put on the actual tile, but it's like if you click on the big highlighted
Let's get a shoe and smack it
Hackers, baby.
Oh, let's see.
Let's Control-D. It gives you more information on the screen.
It's super handy. Maybe use this a lot more.
That's a really cool way to do it.
Is that what I'm supposed to be doing when I'm targeting?
Maybe that's what I'm supposed to target.
We'll try that next time.
I'm gonna get more information, I didn't know I could help with targeting.
Cause you're a master, aren't you?
YOLO!
That was my bad.
That's on me!
Apparently I don't need NPCs to screw that up.
Oh, that would tend to hit once instead of like what, seven last time?
I
Oh, he's about to be deserved.
He's gonna hit all of us?
How does this work?
Stop healing the boss!
Zingus
Oh
Oh
Complete the caves with the mage complete the caves to beat complete the caves to fight
And he became to the clerk.
Maja's can now learn Hyper Beam.
Well that sounds cool.
Thieves can now learn Nail Flurry, Fighters can now learn Pawbreaker, and Clerics can now
learn Aetherial.
Cool!
A giant wall of flesh and pulsating veins blocks the way before Olga.
She notices there's a strange cube shaped in there on the wall.
Bite it!
Olga tears with a soft flesh of the wall of the tower.
You're gonna taste delicious, but Olga feels a strange twisting sensation as her body deforms.
Olga stored 30 food.
Dude, I'm gonna- I have a hundred food!
What?
Can I just, isn't that as much I can carry for me?
No!
Yeah, this is, yeah, oh god.
That was quite a run.
No!
Okay.
Okay.
Oh
Energy drinks, oh my god these items are incredible
That's a pretty
I don't know. We're gonna have such a good next run.
Uh, two meals for...
feathers.
And two meals for...
These are the big stuff, I mean. The Bone Club's pretty good.
Drink and tell them life's been taken away from you.
Feel when damage to yourself. 50% chance of spawn us.
Brain leaves sleep.
Oh, that's cool. I like that.
Bronson
Bluebeck
Longhead
Cutler
Catfish
Carl's
Casper
Cato
Chadwick
Canmatranci
Chesterchink
Common
Cornbread
Cricket
Crunchy
Curly
Curtis
Dallas
Derby
Dasher
Derrick
Dewey
Disco
Dogma
Elwood
Fatty
Dewey
Casper
Casper
by Buskis, Gary, Gavin, Deezer, Gipper, Meow, Gobble, Grimble, Greedo, Gumbie, Gustav,
Hattie, Groll, and the Edwig, Herbie, Hopps and Hopps got you back in the deep side,
and you asked for jelly, Jesus, Jimbo, Gerville, Jordach, Jumbo, Larry, Lennox, Lewis, Liam,
Uh, Dilgaph!
Hey, no, he's my favorite streamer.
I just had open bags for drew lines for you.
But the recovery is going good just not fast enough.
Good vibes to the co-nation.
Dilgaph, do the absolute best to you, my man.
Best to ya. Hope you have a smooth, fast recovery movie.
Best?
Uh, it's been him in as a rain bird.
figure to be our
To be our tail
Up next we got battle of the flea bags
Don't forget to bathe. Don't forget to lick yourself, cats.
You don't have any good tasks.
This guy's a...
We'll make you our clerk.
He's looking very good, that's okay.
More show.
This guy's a...
Those cats you sent are working out great.
I've been training them to steal medication from the old and bewildered.
Just promise I've upgraded your item scoring again. I need stronger cats next time.
Once was serious experience of talking cats into the cave in that old cemetery.
Thanks buddy. Ooh, spoiler. It's a cemetery.
Okay.
Uh, that's too crazy.
You're gonna make a really good tank, but you're gonna make a good tank, and this dude is a person who's gonna use him.
All right, you're gonna be
Not well, if you want to pee, or do we want...
We can fight her, too.
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
Let's make him fight her, because he can buff up his strength.
Little one is going to be our caster out of this deck.
You have to work there.
Here we go, Jake.
We're starting with 11 con.
There we go. Talking about it.
And you're going to be our Ranger.
Okay.
The lowest it can be is Ranger.
It's going to be for the best.
We'll also get the Ranger.
You're getting-
What you're doing?
Yeah.
Miner's side goes in here.
We're also gonna do the energy drink on the bell.
Wait.
No, I don't see one here.
You're gonna have the energy drink?
You are gonna have...
No.
No.
We're going to have the energy drink.
You are gonna have...
No.
or something like that.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Right at the door.
Good riddance.
Meow.
Don't give that to our tanks, it'll be a little bit of horror.
The movement ashes a jump landing on a unit deals damage to displaces.
The ranged daddies!
Did OYUKNWO, you can pet the cats on this screen, Co.
I didn't know that, awesome, we'll do that next time and then AF Naples.
Set bonuses are a thing. Put entire miners set on one cat.
I will do that at some point, too. Fantastic.
Okay, needle shot.
Shoots a needle that deals damage, gives thorns, but ignores shields.
Wait, gives thorns to them?
Um.
isn't giving them thorns bad? I think that's bad.
you give thorn your tank? we could but we'd have to damage them.
Oh man, what's my...
Almost a very long time ago.
This guy's moving super hard.
Okay, let's do a sharkin'
Oh nice, you can have an animation, I actually love that
Anything that you can spam like 4 or 5 times in a round, you don't necessarily need to
I'm a friend of Fo.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
Oh, cool...
When your ally downs on the unit, they become the alpha.
When you or an ally downs an enemy, they become an alpha.
Really alpha take an extra turn and be in the future.
Oh, whoa.
Who is the alpha right now?
That's awesome.
The one with an A?
Oh, you are the other one.
Cool.
So if you call over an ally with jump, they jump onto you dealing damage and displacing you.
that's amazing there's so many fun little combos like that in this game
That would that would be good if we had like a regen.
Dash 4 with trampled and spawned a rock.
Let's try this.
I'm gonna try trampled dash.
This is helmet.
Oh!
Become the alpha at the start of each battle.
Lose alpha status when you tank.
Wait, how would that work with this?
I'm going to start with you as the alpha, and whoever kills somebody will take it, I guess.
There can only be one alpha, right?
Okay.
Cat, this has been awesome.
I hate to say it.
I got to go.
We will be continuing this adventure tomorrow morning for sure.
And if I can't make it back tonight, we'll be doing some Neo.
I'm not sure if I want to make it yet.
I need to go now though because I'm about to go do my first session training Sophie
It's been a long time coming. So we're doing like the whole the whole shebang
So we're gonna go meet the person now and see if they like Sophie and it's so he likes them and we're gonna do that
So anyway, I'll be back in hopefully tonight, but maybe probably not most likely
Unfortunately, but I will definitely be back tomorrow morning tomorrow. I think we also have some other stuff happening
Let me see tomorrow is Wednesday
Oh, tomorrow's Thursday. Oh, we are doing a kawami 3 at 10. And then I have my normal afternoon stuff. So we should have a nice big morning block of
Mugenics that will try kawami 3 and maybe some more Mugenics in the afternoon before I got to go because it looks like I only have. Yeah, so it'll be fun.
Alright guys, see you in a little bit. Thanks for being here. Bye bye.
You again.
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist.
It'll be quicker that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them.
I see you're confused. Ignore the clouding in your mind.
The villagers need your help, and the vitrometous is no place for blue flames.
It will be a difficult task, but together, you will rebuild this town, find a safe place,
and hone your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead, and there will be many.
For the eternal prison, no, no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison wanderer, from the unceasing grip of death.
Oh, didn't see it.
Oh, son of a- get- get out of my truck! I can't get out!
Oh god.
Oh, I've made a big mistake.
It's a really well-made game. Like, it's a- it's a good game, it's just...
Nailed it.
Uh, a really well made game.
We call that the reverse 360 fakie flip.
I learned that move in Nom.
A really well made game.
Nailed it.
It's stuck in rocks, which is really cool.
What's great is if you look at this, this is an excellent cardio, um, it's almost as good as a stair-stepper,
but you can just pick a rock to do it. It's pretty awesome.
And it really, really helps the glutes, the calves, and uh...
Because I ain't gonna be able to do shit.
What's this kid's name?
Die hard, of course.
Oh
Shit
Oh here we go again
oh come on dude dude dude dude dude dude oh my god
Oh, it's a MINE!
Clint Mayer says, motivate me to study.
Okay.
You are banned from the channel, Clint.
And when you want to PM me a screenshot of a 90 or above on your test, we'll consider
unbending you.
Good luck.
to the staff. Oh Jesus Christ! Oh no! You trickster! Oh thank God I caught on to that.
Banned from the channel, oh banned from everything, everything. He's banned, he's banned from
the channel, he's banned from the discord, I'm gonna ban him from the server later, I'm
I'm gonna ban it from Pizza Hut.
He's banned from Taco Bell.
He's banned from Starbucks.
He has banned from ever using Razor products again,
because they're my sponsor.
He's banned from the local skating rink.
He's banned from Burger King.
He's banned from all that.
It's done.
It's finished.
Right when I'm done today,
I'm calling John Taco Bell, John Pizza Hut,
John Starbucks, John Burger King.
And I'm gonna tell all of them.
opens a letter and begins to read with a strangled cry,
DeGno stumbles back and takes off running full pelt down the dock.
Captain.
No, shut up!
I care.
Stop!
You son of a bitch!
Look too, there's a source of hope.
What say?
I worked at this computer store where I could get keyboards for $2.95 on my employee discount.
really cheap keyboards that came in from like china they were basically just like basic ass
keyboards and what i used to do is buy a stack of them for 20 bucks and i keep them by my computer
and if i ever got really pissed off i would just lift up one of the sides of the keyboard
and slam my fist down in the center and i have to admit if you're really frustrated at something
having a shower of small plastic squares all over over you actually helps you feel better
it's kind of crazy a little bit violent but it was it helped it and what i do is every time i play a
game I do this. Hey guys, no path of eternity to tomorrow or pillars of
exile? Yeah, when we play PUE 2 tomorrow I'm gonna do my best to use every
single item that I find. That's I'm gonna try my best for the next run. See I've
done that for like the last five RPGs I've played. I've said that exact same
thing at the beginning. I never use the items. I can't. I don't know why. I can't.
It's like it's like I'm physically incapable of clicking the item
How am I supposed to do I don't even know if I can hit this guy with this sword. They're all horizontal slashes
Okay, this is some bullshit right here. Come on get down here
You know what I'm just gonna keep it
What's in here?
What's inside that trap?
I saw it.
I saw it!
Oh, okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
What?
I'm watching you, Francis.
I'm watching you.
You're not gonna get my ish. Oh what what?
I'd be okay. Oh look at all the poppers