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02-17-2026 · 7h 56m
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Yo yo yo how we doing everybody good to see you welcome to another day
Okay, here on the channel, oh, I just realized my blocker is not, hi, how are you?
We are back with more funny games.
I'm just going to make sure everything is set up here.
My normal daily set up, okay, we're good, awesome, hello meow meow meow meow meow meow.
We are currently on a run with a pretty fun team here.
to see if this guy kicks her butt. Any update on the green screen issue? Well, I mean you're
looking to be updated right now, bro. You are looking at the update to the green screen
issue.
I
Yeah
Yeah, oh god, what is this oh shoot, okay, so
If we move oh god if we move like anywhere these rocks are crossed we're gonna get it
There we go.
Um, can we destroy the rocks?
And if I move, I'm going to move here.
I want to see if just crossing the path makes it go off.
No.
Okay, so we actually have to land on this spot.
There's a body-sign attack in the direction it's facing that can levitate rocks.
Take that, jerk.
VIP detected in check.
Oh, God.
Welp, cat. This might be the end of our run.
Very well might be the end of our run
I have no DPS now and I have no way to get this guy up
up. Yeah, this is a real problem.
Hmm. Meow.
Oh God. Okay, you need to move
But then I hit him, I guess I didn't.
Let's check this out.
Oh!
Okay.
I really don't want to get my archer killed.
Oh my god, we're totally gonna get our archer killed.
Oh god.
Okay.
Uhhh...
Oh wait, wait, wait. Maybe I can move him away.
If I do this...
Okay, okay.
We can work with that.
No!
Why are you, why are you doing that?
Meow-yow-yow.
Um...
Meow.
Oh god, oh god. Swerdy god if he kills this guy. I think he's so good.
Oh dude, he's gonna go. Holy shit, he's gonna kill him. Holy shit.
God damn it!
No!
Oh no. Is that our second save come this round?
It might be time to discover the mechanic a bit.
Oh no.
Caught you again.
You can't keep doing this.
Well, I guess you can, but like, well, I don't like it.
It just feels weird to be pulled from what I was doing to yell at you.
Like I could have been in the middle of anything.
No penalty this time and next time.
Oh, you die.
Okay, that was our freebie.
Okay.
All right, this, yeah, this we need to do this so much smarter.
So he can just basically run down here and go him.
So we're gonna, we're gonna put you, I wonder if we can put you in some grass instead of
movie like over here okay I kind of want to kill like try to kill these rocks
I'll tell you can't forget though I want to put you here I'm not yeah I'm gonna
We're gonna face you this way.
Okay, that's fine.
We're gonna face you this way.
I'm gonna do this heal.
Okay, good.
That's fine.
Okay, he's now facing this way.
So we need to turn him away.
Power up.
Heal up.
in this way.
Okay.
Or you go back to here, heal him, and just kill.
Just kill.
Okay, we gotta be real careful here because he can basically like one-shot our dude.
Um, so I'm gonna do Aerosmith.
I'm gonna heal.
And I'm not going to attack yet.
Okay.
I don't feel like that was very useful.
I
I'm going to do this to see if we can avoid the rock and get the damage.
Oh, that did not work this plant.
Okay, that was because of Bodyguard, or Bouncer, excuse me.
Ooh.
Okay.
Let's rally you.
Okay, okay
Okay, rock song, okay.
Yes!
Okay, we're good.
Yes! Okay we're good.
We're good.
Woo!
Me out, me out.
Whoa.
I
Kind of like mania that should not kill is also really good though
But we don't really have any and we don't have any things that are spawning
moms
yeah not that's not kills great if you have like minion spawning we have I
think we have once one set that has like a chance to spawn a flea but that's it
I mean we could get this and try to get some summon skills
mmm let me go with necromancer yes
I kinda like mania though, that seems kind of fun.
Natural healer seems really good too.
It's a natural healer.
I've never done hard mode on the desert, we're doing it.
Oh, that's interesting.
I don't think I like that right now, but that could be very cool in some cases.
Rocky hat.
Oh, oh lord.
What are these?
Rockhead has spin attack and a dash attack with trample, but is blind.
Oh interesting.
Can I move into tall grass? I can move into tall grass over here.
Oh!
Okay.
cool so he's doing all right
I'm going to let these guys come down a little bit I think.
Meow.
Meow.
Hey, that worked!
That's cool.
Hey, that worked!
That's cool.
Uh-oh.
Nice!
You love to see it.
Uh-oh.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Uh-oh.
Nice.
Woo!
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
beautiful it's almost finished with this game uh no yeah no um let's warm
movement. Let's do Charm the Snakes. Jesse Charms, what are the snakes? We've got a
rattlesnake. Look at the half little snakes.
What in the heck is that at the end of this path?
Oh bro, infested kitty.
Go SNET.
Nice.
Well SNET.
Hmm.
Meow.
Meow.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Blocked.
Okay, block from the front?
No.
Well, I might have made it huge.
Well, I might have made a huge mistake.
Okay, I thought we knocked their helmet off last time.
Chat needs a meow-only emote mode.
Meow-only mode.
I like that.
It sounds good.
That's low-concerting.
I'm not going to move them up.
Um...
There we go. That works.
Oh, killed your buddy.
Well...
And then you ran over his corpse.
Alright, I guess that dude was not like the popular one.
Beautiful.
You changes.
Oh, is it the res one?
I don't know if it's in.
Umm, hmmmm.
Be the con.
What is this?
Examine the mushroom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Small meteor.
Honder game plus one.
Okay.
more damage good there what percentage of completion do I have I want to say like 30
or something Mars says people willfully watching a streamer getting annoyed at the
game they're playing is such a weird phenomenon Mars to Earth you know I've
been doing this for over 12 years and I see both sides of this because I in my
12 years I play mostly variety and I would argue that 95% of my content is
variety in fact most days I play multiple games a day so when I stick to one
game for a long period of time that means there's people that can no longer
have me in their daily routine if they don't want to watch it so I it's
It's understandable when people are like, well, I liked being able to at least watch
something you're doing, but I don't like the one game you're playing, so now I can't
watch you for days at a time.
So that's genuine, understandable feedback.
I can't get mad about that because they're right.
You know, I'm a variety streamer, that's what I do.
That's one of the reasons when I do geek out on a game like this and I have other
open playthroughs, I'm like, I'm sorry.
I know I'm nerding out on this game right now.
I know it's not normal.
So I appreciate those that are bearing with me.
That's why I say that is because I am aware that I'm not,
you know, this is a time I'm not really doing
what I normally do.
So I'm okay with people talking and saying that kind of stuff.
We don't, we don't, I certainly don't mind it.
Yeah.
Almost the vines, amidst the vines and rocks,
a strange floating rock feature blocks the path forward.
The party must choose a weather option to proceed.
We did the shimmer last time.
I didn't like that.
Let's do solar flare.
The cats cower and cover their eyes from scorching rays.
We're doing double hard man, I'm doing this.
This is happening.
We've never done this.
We've never done a hard mode, let's do a little double hard mode.
Let's do it.
Uh, okay.
Let's go here.
Let's go here.
Oh, these guys damage equipment.
Okay.
I think we can attack them from the front.
Oh, geez.
This music makes me think of like a Venture Brothers episode.
And I love that.
I'm gonna get in the front.
Nice!
I am happy with that hop.
Oh god.
I regret everything.
I don't know if equipment got destroyed.
I'm pondering my orb.
Chad, I just pondered the hell out of that orb.
Oh.
That didn't kill him.
Bro, when does my archer get to go?
Come on man. I got stuff to do.
This archer is carrying a bit.
Just a bit though. It's mostly my pure unadulterated skill, but the archer's doing some work, too.
Okay.
Okay.
There we go.
Adventure Bros. the game.
That'd be fun.
Okay, Tanius with somebody.
Okay, for you...
I think movement will be good for you.
for you. Yeah, we gotta get through the mood now, bud.
Uh, Sparky!
Super Chat.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
He asked them who the best composer was, and they all said, Bach.
I'll allow it.
Okay. Pretty good.
Get out.
Don't ever come back.
Um, so we now have...
Rocky Hat.
Rocky Deckless.
What is the last rocky thing we need? I guess a rocky eyepiece? Interesting.
Can't think about that. Oh my god, what are these?
Birthwort. Blind can melee attack and dash with trample in random directions.
Inspire shot that inflict rock whenever it's attacked heals itself and neighbors at the end of its turn
Whoa
Okay, I think we're looking to move up a bit
Oh wait, they can show you how they can trample that show
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
But they tripled Ash in different directions.
Interesting.
Wait what?!
Boom.
Each time one of its enemies casts a spell, this emits a sparkle and gains a thorn.
Okay, look at his meat.
What a big man.
Oh man, he is the chunk.
We've got cats on the screen.
We've got a real cat on the screen.
I'm wearing a shirt with cats on it.
It's a very cat-centric screen to the cat pool.
That's right.
Okay, but do I go? Where do you want to go?
Oh god, what did you just do?
Oh god. Okay. Something happened. I don't know.
Uh, Elfin Live!
Wow!
with a couch so big that every member of this community can play together with you and do a little
boxy gaming. That'd be fun dude. That'd be fun. Hey thank you so much ElfinLight and thank you for the
100 months of sub support dude. Really appreciate it. Airsocks has cameras looking better today to
co-switch. So what I did, what I think happened, what I think happened is somewhere along the
way my camera settings just got so foobard that like anything I would touch
would ruin everything so what I basically did was I completely ripped out all of my
camera erased everything and rebuilt it from the ground up and as you can see
that that clearly helped a lot so I don't I don't I think I had some legacy
settings from an old camera that we're screwing with it but I everything I
look through looked fine so I don't know where it was but yeah man I kind of did a
full rebuild and I mean as like it is it's perfect now I don't know too much
what will change but it's perfect now I couldn't ask for more so yeah we're
good we're good that's why I was so confused man everything I did yesterday I
just did again and now it works perfectly I literally did I just copy
pasted everything I did and that's why I was so confused I was like this should
be working it just wasn't oh my god it was driving me crazy
yep get old factory reset I turned it off and on again I base I followed my my
IT background
Probably Bramble Shot. Yeah, let's do Bramble Shot. We could do some great area denial even
if we're not able to get in range of other enemies. I'm going to examine it. He doesn't
See any way of safely getting the fish out without triggering the trap and leaves it alone. Hey, I'll take it. I'll take the great
Okay, we healed one health you
Crater maker meat clapping sound it's this is a safer work stream
I'm sorry. I'm just you back
Change its prime attack wherever it takes damage, shoots from the sides when damaged.
I mean, I do like that one.
I'm not gonna risk that biscuit.
Not yet.
I love this girl's voice, man.
She's got a great voice.
Where are you going to go?
Better music, this or E33?
I'm going to be honest with you.
For me, that'd be a real challenge.
I mean dude this E33 had incredible music but so does this game like I kid you
not this is this this music is amazing and it fits the game so well like
incredibly well. That was like a feat. Oh no! Okay good. Oh no! Okay we have to move you.
Because we can't... how hard is this side gonna hit?
If he wasn't here, this would be wonderful.
Um...
Excuse me.
Okay, he doesn't go next, so we're not gonna do this.
Oh, dude.
I'm gonna do this.
So he gets the spell.
I gotta change this.
He can change it. He can change it. Okay.
real difficult when you don't want your guys to take damage.
Okay.
I can't risk that again. Oh my god.
Please let me move the healer!
um
Yeah, this is totally my bad positioning that led to this
If I would have kept everyone on a side this would have been about ten times better
I have one health.
I think he's dead. I don't think there's anything we can do about this.
Um, let's...
Hmm.
Yeah, I think there's anything we can do about this.
So we kind of gotta get him out of the way.
We could- we could redo it, but I don't really want to redo it.
There.
Yeah, he's dead.
He's dead.
Oh, is he in range?
Oh, dude, that's... oh no. Well, now he's really dead.
Now he's super dead, Jack.
Oh god, he's dead on a pleasant tile. Is that gonna be a problem?
No, he killed my deeps!
Oh, god damn it.
Okay, so we're gonna see what ha- oh, we will get a punishment.
Okay, we're getting our first punishment.
This is the first time I've ever gotten a punishment.
Oh, damn it.
So the reason that that failed was because I didn't properly position that cleric for two rounds and that meant that I couldn't do enough damage.
I couldn't keep up with feats. So we have to do it right.
I don't even know what this punishment really is.
Let's see.
Liar! You said you were going to keep doing this. How can we establish a trusting relationship when you keep cheating constantly?
Remember little Carl Wibbo? Look at them now.
They don't even know I'm talking about them.
Earth the Carbibbon, can you hear me? Nothing. You did that to them. Stop.
Wait, what does that mean?
Okay.
I have a real bad fear about this.
Oh
We got deja vu oh
Did he didn't have deja vu before did he is that what it was
Well, that's not great.
Oh god. Oh god. Oh it's... oh god. Is that... is that gonna hit me? No. No. I think we're
good yeah yeah
Oh
Cool
Okay, no, well, it's on the one to do that's fine hopefully that didn't kill us
It might have.
Every time we attack it has less coins.
rude
hey
damn it we're about to get smacked hard wait you're not no oh my god
Oh
No, oh thank God. Oh thank God he turned off he had not turned that would have been horrible
They're just having fun playing.
Ummm.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh.
I love Holy Light.
Let's get Holy Light.
That'll work well with our Heal Boots.
Yep.
Hi, Cat.
You ready to do this?
Yep.
yep hi chat ready to do this I think we're gonna do this the moon we've
never been here
Hmm
Okay, you want to do any item change out
Man, this music though.
I love this.
Oh my God, it's robots and little cats in spacesuits.
I love it.
What does this do?
Big asteroid.
It attacks spawns a boulder.
Get knockback with chain, knockback with hit can only receive one damage at a time.
What?
Okay.
Yeah.
He's got one backflip left so we can put him in the front for now.
Ooh.
What do you do, space cat?
It's melee attack as a child, high cancer inflicts stun.
Okay.
Now I actually kind of want to save this dude's mana a bit for the holy light later.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
This is some chill new music, man.
Now, now, now, a homey owner, Mr. Zanky, instead of a homeowner, sir, slow it down, please.
Hmm...
Dash forward with one tile and attack with knockback. The spell uses up your movement action.
I like that.
I like that. So a free attack if we're kind of in front of the enemy. A dense fog?
On the moon? Wait, what?
Wait a second.
Do you have like low gravity going on right now?
That would be kind of amazing.
Ah, no.
Yeah, no.
I just hit myself pretty hard.
I deserve that.
What are you? Are you Martians?
Oh, counter spell. I'll do that.
You jerk.
Oh, that's bloating.
We'll save that.
Me out.
Um, how much charisma do you have?
An int.
Okay.
Oh countered he countered my spit well then
Ow.
I do this.
No, we're gonna wait on that.
Actually, we can do it here.
They're breaking those a little bit, but...
Wonderful.
Okay.
Can you name the cats?
You cannot name the cats.
Now, I guess we're- He didn't really get a fun spread of abilities on this mage at all.
Unfortunately. Bone marrow, delightful.
I'm gonna push the button.
Oh, party we got minus one charisma.
Damn dude.
That sucked.
The abandoned ones.
melee attack inflicts random injuries?
Whoa.
Got a shotgun?
Okay.
Oh, okay.
What?
Um, actually, what am I trying to do?
Actually, what am I gonna do?
Yeah, this is not good.
Um.
Okay.
Oh, dude, our ranger's gonna get rocked.
Well actually our Ranger may get a chance to move.
Okay, okay.
How much weight do we have? Hmm, not enough.
Well maybe with the double, let's see.
Awesome.
Okay, you hit me bro same team dog
We're going in dude, we're gonna, yeah we're doing this.
Oh god the skull goes next, what do you do?
It's melee attack, it clicks burn, it's screen won't click clear.
Oh
Four burn
Good.
Awesome.
Okay.
Woo.
And we got a dead fish.
Um.
Get four mana to me.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
more of an attunement unit.
Let's see that.
There, candy.
Force units in an area.
These are all good.
I like all these.
Um, chat, what would you get here?
What do you think is the, is the go to?
Out of curiosity.
Number one, the rally plus.
I'm thinking number two.
Yeah.
I would get a blanket and get cozy.
I like that.
Hmm. Oh, you guys can't see too. I'm sorry. Hold on.
Heals, allies and damages enemies in an area. The spell has half the effect outside the center, and then the spell costs less.
If we uh, if we upgrade it.
Can you vote? Ah, not really. I mean, you can, if you have a COVID tar, you, you pop up on the screen with your thing, but.
Yep. I'm gonna do Holy Light. Okay.
Um...
I'm giving our ranger a shotgun as you do as you do we're doing hard mode chat this is happening
Oh my god, it's Martians. Oh, please.
Wow. Fire shots and an X-Shake can conflict marked on enemies or gain...
These guys are crazy. What do you guys do with your angle probes?
Maly Attack, if you can Maly Attack a cat from behind it would...
Char?
HA!
A-Ad-Ad-Mend!
Okay, um...
Ah, damn it.
Aw, poor guy.
Uh, I'll re-put you here.
Oh shoot.
I have made a huge mistake.
Uh, okay, we'll do, actually let's do this.
We'll clear this.
Look at this.
Nice.
Come on, Critty.
Come on, Critty!
Come on, Critty!
Woo!
Okay.
Come on pretty come on pretty come on pretty
Okay, let's see I think we're good for now
Zorp
Just getting rekt
I
Think we're good
It's like a rea- like, um, this song is great.
I love the sun.
Real flying moon vibes.
Okay, we're gonna hit him, right?
Wonderful.
fairly arcane thank you buddy just saw that
um oh oh oh oh i mean i guess i guess i could do that
okay mini moon what's a mini moon
Oh, I kinda want that, oh but I want our spells cast, yeah I want our spells cast minus one
mana.
Uh, I like the 10% chance to block, maybe we should start subbing this out.
Yeah, I think we can, I think we got better here at this point.
Um, can I get like a movement thing, can we get a neck piece?
I think I should keep the cat armor for now.
Yeah.
Okay, let's try this.
Wait, wait, I just realized we're double blocking, aren't we?
No, one's a 10% chance to block, and one is a fully block from the front.
Um, what's our movement now?
Three.
Man, it's a little too low.
It's a little too low.
I don't think we can record that.
I could try the leech thing.
You know, maybe we'll stick with this for now.
I think we'll go back on a little bit.
Yeah, okay.
We'll keep the set bonus for now.
We just don't have better.
Let's loot the patch of stringed flowers.
We got seed bombs.
Oh, I love seed bombs.
Those are actually pretty great.
Um, yeah, let's place them at the other side.
Okay.
Oh damn, that's a lot of them.
My range is apparently... forever.
I'm okay with this.
Oh, this range has significantly longer range, okay.
Cool.
Don't go for the chicken too, we probably should have.
Yeah, we could have just nailed that guy as well.
Grab next turn, America.
I'm gonna use this skill so they get it.
Oh, these only have like four Hs.
Oh, great, okay.
Wonderful. Gotta put you over here to help me get you a bit more out of the way.
Why am I pushing them away? Oh because of low gravity? Oh, that's hilarious. I love that
That's actually fantastic
Oh, okay
Yeah, we'll take it.
Hmm, steal all of an ally's mana.
That seems horribly OP in the right circumstance.
Oh my god.
Um
You might do one even though we haven't used it yet, I think I'm gonna upgrade lunch
I'm gonna ignore it not risking that biscuit dude
Not risking that biscuit. I'm not really getting doing a lot of backstabbing right now. I'm gonna leave that off. What are you?
Large meteor
Luck drain
Why does this say luck drain and why does this say ponder?
Are these a set
Something's going on with these something's going on with these I don't know what it is, but oh
They're named after cat abilities
Oh, it's the name of the skills being used.
Interesting.
Okay.
Oh my God.
What in the absolute hell is this?
Will grab units that end movement directly in front of it, attack it to turn it away
from you, attack it from behind, will force it to dash attack or drop what it's holding.
This breath attack will push all units back, loses its brace if it punches itself.
Attacking it to turn it away from you, okay.
Is that the back?
That's the back.
Oh my God, this music.
Okay, okay, okay.
So I want to attack you to turn you around.
I don't think I can do it right now- oh wait.
Can I put seeds on the moon? Yeah, sure, why not?
I'm gonna- oh, I'm a little worried about this.
I'm gonna go over here.
Miss? How did you miss? What did I do wrong there? Oh no. Okay. Okay so the breath attack
isn't too bad. Alright, so if I hit you, you're gonna attack forward.
Oh
Okay, oh no, oh thank God, okay
I'm gonna keep smack in the sky
Yeah, oh no
Okay
You're gonna charge over that no you can totally charge there you bastard
How many use that
I know we're all full
This is going to hit everyone, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Did he just heal?
Oh shoot, he just healed.
Oh
Oh, he gained up a ton of greats. Oh that shatters. Okay, okay
Cool that makes sense
God that's good music
Oh, how you gonna miss giving mana?
What?
What?
Huh?
Because of the fog?
Oh, I haven't looked at the fog.
Oh, no, what's the fog doing?
Dude, that's saxophone.
Oof!
Oof!
Okay.
Oh, good.
The moonchats!
The moonchats!
Oh, nice.
Okay.
That works, I guess.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
the MEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
That's kinda nice.
Okay, that works I guess.
Beautiful.
Meow.
This fight's SUPER cool.
Really big, this.
Then the moon.
Seems like he heals the cracks, he does.
seems like he heals the cracks he does he definitely heals the cracks and we're
trying to like we have to break through them every round I wonder if we could
spin this on one around if we could do like two at once
Um, I'm debating if I should just lean into this or try to change it around a little bit.
Which end is up next?
If I turn you, are you just going to turn back?
You're just going to turn back to me.
Yeah, okay, hold on.
We're going to do this.
Spank that moon rock.
I'm going to spank you with moon rocks!
Okay.
So we're going to do Return You.
I don't have anything else I can do here.
I'm going to turn him into a mana battery for the team pretty much.
He doesn't have any good skills, so that's kind of all he can do.
But how that works, right? Whatever.
Beautiful.
And the moon.
Hey, you!
Double smack!
Aww, deja vu!
Bro.
C.E.R.D.
C.E.R.D?
C.E.R.D.
The moon.
The moon.
The moon.
The moon.
The moon.
As the atmosphere, well I'm waiting.
The moon sent me in.
Hey guys, does this fight have ads?
Gravelshot? I think they're flying.
I was thinking Gravelshot too, but it definitely looks like they're gliding at us.
Hey!
We did it, chat.
We did it.
We did it.
Oh, daddy came!
We did it!
We did it!
Okay. They died flipping the bird.
The claws, please.
Oh, Sophie.
Man, I gotta get a camera for Sophie. Lena was right.
They're too cute. She is way too cute.
Ooh, that's pretty good.
Like Bouncer Plus.
Alright Chad, I don't know what the hell this is, but we're doing it.
All cats can now learn Hunter's soul all cats can now learn takes soul need. What is all this stuff? Whoa?
cool
Touch the obelisk
As car we go touches the obelisk his whole body convulses is a strange power from the obelisk and you take some oh
Oh, that's great.
That's a dude.
This guy.
Oh my God.
This guy is amazing.
What a fantastic run.
Man, that was a great run.
That was awesome.
Oh yeah, sickness.
Absolutely.
Hold on.
Let's make sure nothing crazy is happening first.
Okay, we're going to do the items in just a second.
Give me one second chat.
Give me one second.
What happened to the cat tower?
We are currently changing cat tower adjustments.
I got a lot of feedback on the previous cat tower.
It was a bit too big. It was too in the way.
So I'm figuring out
like how that's gonna work
and throw a lot of stuff.
Give me one second. Oh Lord.
Oh, Bran, I thought there was one big one.
Hold on. Is there one big one?
Hold on one second, guys.
Oh!
do do do
Oh, there's not really one big one. Okay, uh
Yeah, right in the future if there's like one thing to open or download that would be great
Let me take a look here
It's like chat it's gonna be worth it
Are these emberville secrets yeah
I'm going to open up in an awesome, the trials and tribulations of having your main computer
be something that everyone can see whenever you turn off your blocker.
I have learned chat. I have learned. Oh, I have learned.
Okay. So
we have some cool stuff to show you real quick, super quick.
I don't even know how to go through this.
Start slide show. We're starting a slide show. Anyway,
we have some awesome new stuff to show you.
And these are some of the animations that we've been finalizing in
Emberville. So, and also some of the armor sets.
So we have like some endgame armor sets that we're showing.
And we're kind of like working on the different animations
involving those and like all the different parts of them.
And it's been a lot of fun.
So the PowerPoint presentation is that is the one of the magic
attacks that you can use with the I'm not opening my notepad.
That's not happening, which is pretty fly.
Got some other cool magic stuff.
The mages are a big part of Emberville.
So if you are wanting to do like a magic run, we will have mages
that have staffs as weapon types and then do all of that kind of stuff.
Can we zoom in a wee bit?
Sure.
It is pixel art, so it's not really meant to be
zoomed in too much, but there's a good one there.
Got some nice little staff melee push backs
if you need to, as you need to.
Like little power up AOE attacks, love it.
And then some concept art that we base our future stuff on.
Some teasing armor from concept art.
So pretty cool stuff, man.
Thank you, Brynn, for tossing those over.
Always, always fun to see that stuff, dude.
Always fun to see that stuff.
But yeah, if you want more information on that stuff,
Check out codotv slash emberville. That's the game I'm working on.
You can see our brand new trailer there.
And yeah, if you do, if you do like what you see, we'd appreciate your wish lists.
We just recently passed 300,000 wish lists.
So yeah, it's been a thing.
It's been a thing also, by the way, we're watching a we're doing a completely
unrelated, we're watching a game show this Thursday.
That should be fun.
it's called convergence anyway all right let's keep going so we're gonna drop off
like all the water bottles and we're gonna bring a lot of this stuff back we
got a lot of good stuff this run I'm really sad we don't have the upgraded
area yet in fact I think we're gonna work on that now we should bring a water
battle for the desert now I'm gonna drop the cat armor for now I love the
start battle with backflips of the dodge chance oh we had a lot of breaking
stuff I kind of want to bring leech I want to bring this and put on a
a net row. So we're going to do that. We're going to bring this and put it on a net row.
Bring the dunce cap. Minimoon seems cool. Let's bring the Minimoon instead of the penny.
I do want to bring some of the rocks, that I think. Man, I don't want to drive. Dude,
So many good items
I'll buy some water
Just buy some water
Okay, I got to stop her, I'll be here for the rest of the day, oh my god, these are so good.
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Okay, fine.
Okay, so before we bring in our A-Team that we want Breeding Hard-Puller,
let's drop some of the other guys.
I can't give you the blush.
Okay, I'll do one to Tracy.
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Oh, no.
There's a rumor that a very unique item is being stocked tomorrow.
In fact, there's a whole line of people camping out, whatever.
I don't know.
Come closer so they can't hear.
Closer.
Your time will come, you son of a bitch.
Oh, thanks for shopping at P-Martin.
Have a blessed day.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ah!
Have a blessed day.
I was cringing so hard when I hear that in public
from like stores and stuff.
And there's more.
The psychic?
The psychic?
Noooo!
What?
Wait, this is a new class?
What is this thing?
What is a psychic?
What?
What does it do?
This game just keeps giving?
I know, man, I know.
Why does that make you cringe?
Oh, no, I've zero about having like friends and family telling me to have a
blessing or something. It's just weird when you hear it in a professional context.
Um, you know, it's just it's just it feels a little
awkward, um, especially when you know the person's saying it is probably saying it
because they have to, which is even weirder. But yeah, it's just it's just it's the whole
thing is kind of weird. Um, okay, you've got negatives. You can, oh wait, is this my
This is my new one.
No, this is my old...
This guy's really good, though.
I need to get my armor up.
Uh, you can go, I guess.
Okay, you're gonna go to Butch.
We need four more for Butch.
I think we might do one more normal run.
Okay, we can't do him.
Who else can go to Butch?
Can you go to Butch?
Yes.
Alright, Lobo can go to Butch.
Oh, can be wrong? I don't know, man. I've heard I'm always right. That's what I read on the internet.
Let's put you Miguel Felipe into books.
And you too. Okay, we're doing it, man. This is happening.
This is happening.
You're helping me to move up from petty theft to straight-up kidnapping.
Yep, I've trained those cats you gave me to steal at the elderly.
I got like six old people inside that dumpster back there.
Not sure what I'll do with them yet,
but I'm thinking about setting up Kissing Boost or something.
I don't know, either way, they're there if I need them.
If I want to up my game, I'm going to need better cats.
I'm only going to accept cats who have been inside the bunker to the west or the crater.
Oh, okay.
And now how much bigger are items there?
Oh, it's so nice.
Okay, hold on.
Oh my god, dude.
We'll just bring those for now, man.
Okay.
Oh, man.
Woo!
So much more room for activities.
I know, right?
So much more room for activity.
So, Macklin, we're going to send you to Dr. Beanie, I think, and I want to do a quest quite
Yep.
Okay.
Alright, so you don't have any good stats, we can still do well.
Is that a cat with wings?
Yeah.
I've done it again, a new invention appears.
This one will seriously change the world and make me a billionaire.
Now listen up.
Were you aware that the government censors the information to make public?
true was a personal protest of invented redacted the device that censors reality
don't like a specific gender or race or political party oh my god
poof gone you'll never be able to see or hear them again currently only works
on health bars and status oh my god an item that makes it so you can't see
your your health and bars and stuff that's horrific oh my god okay
okay now let's start building out our team
mmm oh my god you're terrible you're in a memeya and you're an addict you have
Wiggly which is nice but you get tink up too. You have rally which is not a bad
starting skill. You also have decent strength and yeah we may keep you
more keys you can go reason you can go oh no you can and banana tonight yes I
If I just leave them outside, they won't eat, right?
That's a terrible thing I know.
Great.
Those are our first kittens.
Statological.
Oh my god, do not tell me it's that damn cat again.
Oh my god, dude.
Oh my god.
Zeretana?
Seven days?
That dumb rock turtle from space just knocked over more treasure.
Nona's been screaming all day. She's even more stuck now.
I'm one-dotted, Nona!
Gosh, does a hero's work ever end?
Listen, I'd punch that thing if I had time, but I gotta stay in the shop.
Can you please get that thing in a sleeper hold form?
He really twists his arm when you do it, too.
Who would she think she is punching walls?
My daddy
He's not my daddy cuz my daddy's gone and he's not a girl
stupid property
Steven plush we will gotta get there. Oh wait, does the girl have something new now?
Idol of evolution
Okay, we got a plus two luck plus one dex
Where's the other didn't get another kitten
No, just one
I'm in a
No!
No!
Quincy!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Quincy!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
What what what is that bro you've got straight-up wings
Your movement action is a jump your basic attack inflicts pretty this guy's awesome
Okay, we're going to level him up and then we're going to go in I think, or do some too.
Alright, one more.
We're going in chat.
Oh, another little wing key.
Jesse just got depression.
Oh, Jesse, it's been fun.
It's been fun, Jesse.
Okay.
We've got two winged beings now.
Oh, no pluses, but man, those are decent.
Okay. I need to figure out what I want to do with the multiple rooms. Maybe you should
have one reading room that doesn't have mutation stuff in it.
Okay, so you're going to be, I think you're going to be our, you could be a few different
things.
We're gonna bring you two. You could be a tank, knife cat. You could also be a couple things.
You have rally too, which is nice.
What are you?
You're okay. I don't really have any good casters that aren't already out
Everyone's charisma is really low. I mean we could work on that. Oh yours isn't but
Yeah
We'll make it work
Okay
What is a psychic they're great at manipulating things from afar and moving objects with their minds. They also have five starting mana
So this is like it's not a DPS class, right?
Oh you already have holy light bro, we're making you a cleric, hell yeah dude, okay you, you
want to make you a fighter, yeah you'd be a damn decent fighter and rally could be really
good for you if you're up front, we need to have another melee maybe a beef, okay, so
means our last guy we could do a necro should we try a psychic I'm gonna you
know what I'm just gonna try a psychic I'm just gonna see what it is
what
Okay, let's try this. I don't know what I'm getting into, but we're trying it, man. We're
gonna go, um, let's do a run. I don't know if I want to do an act one run, or maybe
should go try the bunker. Yeah, let's, let's try to take this team into the bunker. Let's
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
We're going to try to see this turn into a bumper.
More dodge chance, backflip, and then what do we want for this?
Two brace.
Actually, let's do...
Yeah, we'll start with this and see how we like it.
We may change this around.
Okay, so for our thief...
Let's do...
Dina charge when we deal damage.
What did you get?
You got backflip, which is great, and you have agile.
Two movement range if you...
Okay, good.
That's a good one, too.
That's a good one.
I wonder if the dodge chance would work against Russian short hair roulette.
Huh.
Huh.
That could be a good idea.
There we go.
We're gonna get this guy a little decked up.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do.
Let's try this one.
Basic attack is a 25% chance of shooting asteroid.
And then we'll also do...
I think that's fine. We'll get a weapon in the game.
Yeah, we'll get a weapon. We'll just put that in for now, but we'll get a better weapon in the game.
So you, what is your main stat?
So you're kind of, you're mostly a caster.
Okay, so we'll put a dunce cap on.
Pull a unit towards you from anywhere dealing low damage.
At the start of your turn inflict magic weakness on all enemies in sight.
Hmm.
Okay.
Put that on you, put that on you.
I don't know if we can really do this.
Am I going to have to, we need to get more int on this guy first.
Maybe we should just deck him out for now.
Okay, it's good for you.
And for a cleric, we can just have his hallowed ground, natural healer, and blessing of spirit.
Ooh.
Well, that's interesting.
Wait, what?
This blessing is lost when you cast a spell.
Interesting.
Okay, we'll bring some water for him.
Let's do that actually.
Okay.
Let's go.
Hey, some douchey.
What's up, dude?
I like how my little man decided to join us on his cat tower here.
Do we still have chickens and horses?
We have chickens, donkeys, goats, horses.
All the things, man.
All the things.
Uh, we're gonna do backflip.
We're gonna wait.
We gotta get this guy down.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo.
I
Okay, so we need to get full mana ASAP.
Are you all just not moving?
I am never doing that again.
Okay, good talk.
Lesson learned.
That's right, lesson learned.
Okay, Russian roulette on a Necro cat can go hard.
Oh, that's such a good idea.
Oh my god, I love that.
Yeah, that sounds amazing.
beautiful
All the dodging this thing, I love it.
I can't see him, rude.
Two-Hack, we pulled him into the other guy, that's great.
Okay, this game on consoles, not yet, but the guy that made it, Edmund McMullen, has said
that they're working on it.
So consoles, not yet.
Boom.
Perfect.
Perfect.
All right, I could get revived, and we could use that with the other one, but I think haste
is going to be better.
Yeah, haste is so good.
And I don't think I'm ever going to use that ability again, to be honest.
The temperature suddenly drops and thick snow begins falling around the cats.
At first the cats swat at the pretty little snowflakes, but as the snow piles up, the
Party decides they liked it much better when it was warm out.
Wait, what?
Uh, examine, don't go.
Bro, this guy is screwed.
Like, oh my god, man.
He hasn't even started, and this guy's just totally screwed.
What is, punctured, oh, I just can't use this anymore.
my range thing man god damn 10% miss chance I hope it didn't save god dad dude
I like we just started and they ruined my feet in two moves
good job literally haven't started the damn game let's see if it auto save it
it did god damn it like the whole run is already a waste Christ okay it's
freaking game dude do you need to save some guy I did I did the towels always
cursed I guess I guess so can you guys hit us already no let's let's let's
Oh, it comes in rage when it kills something, okay.
I don't really want to pull any of these guys to be honest.
Is this run cursed?
It might be, we'll have to see.
Maybe.
Maybe it's a cursed run.
Oh wait, how do we have heatwave when it's snowing?
I
Boom boom boom boom boom
You might be dead we'll see
Oh
Didn't work
I
Yeah
I was not expecting to get completely obliterated by the third map or one of my main DPS.
That was clearly a mistake.
Do do do do do do doo doooo
Was I right?
Boom
Oh, thank you J-Far. Just so you know the gothic one where you make CE is now live if you want to check it out. Awesome. Thanks, man.
I don't think they're gonna go after that body. I hope they're not. This is ice.
Things slide when hit. That's cool.
This is going to take a year and a half to kill these things.
I
I
I
I can't haste myself.
That's too bad.
Oh my god!
Oh my Jesus, they're using the corpse to hit me.
Oh my god.
I gotta get some haste.
I'm gonna give them another target there you go even better even better
this is just ice yeah just always does ice okay
Okay.
Oh man, this is a cursed run so far, this is absolutely cursed.
I
Let's not say with the 132. Oh boy. It's been a long long time. It has been a long long time dude. Thank you, buddy
Okay, let's see
We got an ambush, okay?
You can at least use his eye to heal him, I guess.
Oh god, what is this guy?
What is Dak again?
His range attack, Scatter held coins.
His melee attack, and if it's poison,
Seek's coins pick up, gains a backflip,
every time he gets a coin.
Oh, hi.
I really wish it would show me if I could see this guy.
Yeah, I can't...
I don't think I want to bring him forward right now.
I think I'm gonna wait.
Yeah, we're gonna wait.
I'll just stand here for later.
Okay.
Of course, his first attack, his first attack is a 10% chance to miss and it misses.
I, oh my god, this run, chat.
This run.
Oh my god, this run.
Alright, check this out.
I'm gonna make, I'm gonna call you, which is gonna pull him to here.
I only pulled him one.
I thought I pulled him twice.
Well, God darn it.
I hate this game.
I'm never going to do any damage, he's just rolling away from my main damage dealer.
other damage dealers garbage now because he's been destroyed basically. Let's see
if we can haste you. Let's try to haste a bunch of people.
Nothing I can do there. Okay, get some hits in. As many as we can.
Yeah
Do do do
God
Okay. He's got no backflips on him, Chat. This is our time to shine, maybe.
Everyone's hasted. We're going in, Chat. We're going in.
Big punch.
Big punch.
Big punch.
Here.
Yeah!
Woo!
Okay.
my lord here we go super chat embark released an update on the item
duplication exploit in mark raiders and will be issuing user specific
consequences thoughts great I think it's pretty great yeah I think I think the
more that the devs crack down on that stuff and and do that the better so
Oh yeah, that's fantastic.
Let's do nail flaring.
A range attack that inflicts confusion.
Should we try hard with this group?
You know what?
I'm gonna, I'm gonna try hard.
Because you know what?
We're just doing it live.
That's why we're just doing it live.
That's what's happening.
This is inspiring in front of us
Hey the meteor went off awesome look at that. That's great
We got a big boy back here
Okay, this is gonna be interesting oh dude they're on both sides, too
This is gonna be a bit of a thing because these are all range. Yeah, these are all range attackers, dude
I
I'm going to play it safe, yep, I'm going to play it safe.
There's a big cat out of there.
Oh see this guy can be great for situations like this.
Like pulling him into that cactus is perfect.
Have I gotten the Hades tooth pure ending it or full ending it? Not yet, no.
Not yet.
He's dead next turn.
Oh shoot.
Oh shoot.
I think she's got 20, so we're kind of okay there.
I can charge forward but the oh wait you know what if I charge forward oh it
didn't actually go forward, bummer, because there was a corpse. Okay. Don't miss. Rude.
him in front of him. All right, we'll take it. We'll take it. Oh, cool.
Push a unit within your line of sight away from you 10 tiles.
That could be very useful.
Which is K.
All right.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Why do you plus one range on you?
Is that actually gonna give your attack plus one range?
It could be a little bit of rocking necklace there.
It does?
Let's do that
I'm gonna open the pill bottle. Oh god. It's this guy. Do not mess this up
Hoco got two random bad statuses
Oh my god, oh
Good and we have a bunch of flies which are basically immune to my ability to block their hits with backflips
Is it good?
Um...
This is okay.
We can get one hit off early here.
Nice, even better.
Perfect, he's dead.
Great.
How is your cat life?
How is your cat life?
Do-do-do-do.
Perfect.
Let's make sure he's in front.
Oh, shoot.
Okay.
Hmm.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Didn't you see bitch? Bitch!
Bitch! Nice.
Holy shit that hits hard.
Um...
I purple mushroom bro cat
Dude we did one like seriously
Good.
Oh, flies are there.
Nice.
There's not 10 flies, is there?
I don't think so.
Oh, God.
There's ten flies?
What?
Oh my god dude.
These flyfights are absolutely brutal, man. They're brutal. We don't have enough to keep
up with this. I can't heal that dude. Oh my god, man. There's nothing I can do to help
our our guy in here we got to get to him faster he's gonna die from poison
like nothing I can I need to hope that this is gonna encourage him to go over
there. We're just gonna try to do as much as we can with him. He's gonna die.
We're gonna be careful with her.
Oh my god.
of mercy. Um, okay. I like how she's just been pretty much controlling this guy the whole
time.
Neo!
Is that with haste on him?
Ooh.
Okay.
Oh, hi guy.
these fights have been insane like I can't I can't oh my god
Whoo rough
Let's see if we get this guy crittin gonna be tough we're gonna see if we can do it
See if you can get this boy. Oh my stop giving him stuff to do please
It's about to hatch
Yeah, plus range only applies to range attack apparently.
Yeah, yeah, it's definitely not doing that for us.
I think it has to be like plus reach or something for us.
Your range could probably go up a little bit.
Look at that.
Go away.
Now we'll do that for you.
That for you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
Cool.
A cactus mask.
Oh.
Oh, I kind of like that.
That feels like that could be really good.
I kinda like blink too.
Well the blink seems, no I'm gonna do crack it because blink seems like it could be dangerous.
He hurt my little buddy Whoa, where's my back flip?
Didn't backflip?
Oh man, there's nowhere I can go to not get hit.
I'm going to get hit.
I can go here, but it's going to bounce me.
Oh, we can do this, I guess?
God damn it.
Let's hope he would hit that tire.
Nice.
Okay.
Okay, we're chillin, we're chillin, that's not what I wanted to do, dude.
Oh, are you, are you just gonna die?
I mean that's fine, he ate a P8, what, two bullets?
That's fine.
I think I'm going to move, well actually I'm going to move here and that's going to go
here.
Yes.
Okay good, good.
Wait, wait a second, he skipped his phase?
He skipped the reload phase?
Bro.
How you gonna do me like that?
Okay, we got one freebie.
There it is.
Gonna hit him with that.
I'm not moving again.
Or we're gonna eat the hit here.
Oh god dang it. No we aren't
Oh there's the mist perk
Oh my god, dude. I cannot take this
Oh, hi, guy.
Okay, uh, here.
Oh, no!
Broke in paw, which is I think melee so it could be a lot worse
Stakes
So you're gonna reload again
Get out of here. Yes. Oh my god
Let's see Kozoo so well in this game. Dude, this game is kicking my ass. Oh my god, dude.
Yeah, this game is absolutely destroying me in every sense of the word.
We really need to get like a bandage or something.
Just go home.
Oh no, we're riding this out, dude.
This is the most cursed run ever.
We're riding this out.
Oh my god, look at those brobits.
What are we doing?
What is this?
Mutate some things that step in this.
Get random stat ups or stat downs when entering or starting your turn on these tiles.
When its allies are damaged it will move towards the attacker to attempt to attack it.
one movement game one movement range at the end of its turn. Oh dang.
Doing it live.
I like this guy.
He's growing on me chat.
girl in on me. Okay. The green stuff doesn't look too healthy. That's fine. It's fine.
We got to get this pros moving up bad.
I
Had a backslip boy
I
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the
the
the
the
the
the
the
All right, somehow made it through let's go
For the tech oh
Heathens I love heathens. I'm gonna do blessing scripts. I'm not using that enough
I'm definitely not one of the best
this game. I'm still very much learning. We do okay but I make a lot of mistakes
because I just I play for a lot of fun. So I don't focus nearly as much as I
should but sometimes that makes it more interesting.
I'm addicted to doing solo runs. I need to try a solo run. In fact we may try a
solo run next with the gun.
We gotta be smart about this.
Okay, focus around here.
That's okay.
Great! That works wonderfully.
Don't throw me this way.
Oh shoot.
Oh, that's a problem.
Oh, he tossed his buddy.
That's funny.
Rude.
Okay, face right way.
I want to put this guy at him since he has 5 backflips right now.
Okay, we're going to use this guy to kind of manipulate this a bit, so we're going to
do a pull here.
Beautiful.
I'm going to push.
Oh, we can't push him back in here.
Bummer.
We don't have line of sight.
Okay.
Yes, okay.
Oh, toss does not get blocked with the backflip.
Okay.
Wonderful!
This really powered this guy's strength.
of small insects. Another stomach that doubles the effects of consumables. We have one. Bumble
Foot.
Its leap attack will turn it upside down. When upside down, it performs an area attack.
eat any bodies in play and living things if there are no bodies left this sounds
like it has a high potential to murder me damage some bodies
Oh, you know, maybe we wanted to eat bodies.
So then, because it eats living things if no bodies left.
Oh, God.
we just jump swear ever
you think that's only doing one damage
can work with one damage
I can't pull it or push it.
Oh.
Well, that's a bummer.
Can I grab it yet?
Okay, it got slow.
Let's see if this even works.
I don't know if this is going to work.
Oh, dude, it's applying poison.
Shit.
No wonder it was hitting for so well.
we can't do that might be a safe scum chat
but you actually believe me to do that and just say good to many family you that
was that was complete onage complete onage
Son of a bitch, you're doing it again.
Cheating saves can be looked at everyone.
This guy likes to cheat, or girl, hard to see, I'm cheating.
Okay, so we're going to do pretty much the same thing, but we've got to spread our guys
out.
Big time.
Oh, wow, he just went right in.
I have no clue if this is how we're supposed to do this fight, but we're gonna try it this
way.
We gotta figure this fight out.
Oh, hi, Mark.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Is this a DPS race?
Maybe.
Okay.
Oh, no, he's- no, dude, we only- we have one turn to damage him on one guy?
Oh, bro, I don't know about this.
I can't attack with him, he's going to destroy these guys.
We got to spread out, like, hardcore, I think.
Just tank the poison, how bad could it get?
I mean, it gets pretty bad.
Oh, it's only these ones.
It's not the Diagonals.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh man, there's gotta be a better way to do this.
Oh, okay, here we go.
I think we can work with this.
So I'm gonna take a bunch of poison on this guy, but you know what?
We gotta do what we gotta do.
Alright.
It also blows away.
Shit, dude.
Oh my God.
I had no idea it also pushed away.
Oh, that is so rough.
Oh hi.
Now this does nothing, right?
Nothing, okay.
We're just gonna save that.
Oh, he is now out of, oh god.
Oh god.
Okay.
I think this might have been a DPS race that we didn't win.
yeah oh man that was close
Eeked it, Eeked it Shat, Eeked it!
Is that a Blast?
BAM BAM BAM BAM
Uh, let's do...
What is that?
What is that?
Spawns a spiderling for every four luck you have at the start of battle.
Interesting.
Very handy.
Uh, honestly, I think you could probably use this the most.
Yep.
Adjacent units all get stat down.
Try that.
Damn it. Why what a terrible decision would be to go hard right now? I
Don't even done hard bunker
The horrible decision moves towards what damages it
All right, oh you a big boy over there. Let's try this. Let's see how much it moves towards what damages it
The two
That was a horrible decision. Wait, go back over there. There we go. Great.
Okay, he's looking at me here.
He's gonna get more movement as he goes on, so we're gonna have to just keep an eye
on him.
When it's allies are damaged, so what about you?
No, when you're damaged, you don't move anywhere.
Oh bummer, I thought we definitely had haste on this guy, we do not.
That's too bad.
Uh, if you could please have a seat over there, thank you.
That's a magus to deal with, but this is a pretty clean fight, yeah.
Yeah dude, I'm really liking Psychic.
Psychic reminds me of Enchanters from EverQuest.
They don't seem like they're going to do much damage, but they just offer you complete control
over the battlefield, which in some cases is more important than damage.
That's pretty cool.
I definitely like the idea behind them.
Ow.
That was like six damage.
That was significant.
Seems hard a little bit.
We're just going to put you away.
How many times do we do that?
If I put you towards us, that's going to hurt him.
I want to do that.
Perfect.
That will work.
BAM! Wonderful.
Great. Good fight. Very solid fight.
Do-do-do-do-do. Alright, this is our cleric.
Um, I think I want the... I want more int per.
Actually, this is our cleric.
actually let's do this because hopefully if we can do a holy light at the start of the
round that'd be massively powerful. I'm going to kiss the writhing pile of
maggots and a few of them became our friends. It's just like real life. We
need to get more furniture. Yeah I need to start because we have a whole room
that we have like no furniture in. It's like I'm back in college. What in the
hell love bot oh no oh I see
Feel good drug.
Did you just go twice in a row?
Oh, is that what?
No, it's not giving him two attacks.
Why are they going twice in a row?
Is that what you're doing?
Oh, it can grant an extra turn if healed over max.
Oh, interesting.
That's what's happening. It's getting more extra turns.
I'm never gonna go my god I'm just never gonna go
No.
Um...
Okay.
Ah
Okay
Okay, okay, what are you doing?
Did you just give it two turns?
Oh, is that my guy? Oh, it's my little thingy dude.
Diggy diggy hole.
I missed.
Oh.
oh my god every miss makes my entire life hurt um okay all right
Oh.
Don't thank God. All right.
That's fine. It's still fine. That's still okay
You just gave the maggot two extra turns I hate you so much
The flies this stuff are actually kind of wrecking us a little bit
All that little chip damages adding up like hell
and
Man, they really just dude, man.
This dude really likes us.
Okay.
Okay.
Things getting a little bit more under control here.
Okay, oh god damn it, I didn't even see this deal.
Okay, um, how is this man having so little man every turn?
We need to work on that big time.
We're never able to cast this holy thing.
Get out of there please. Do not die, please.
Please do not die.
Wow.
I think I got Rigidy Wrecked's cat.
I
Don't
Okay, one more.
Oh, there.
Oh, there.
Yeah, this dude's move is terrible.
Okay, that's a debris which is plus one
Oh
Yeah, see Guardian Angel, that'd be great on a lot of people.
I'm not risking that biscuit.
Johnny.
Nice.
Okay.
Nice.
I do not have the HP for this fight
I'm not sure if I'm going to make it to the top of the map.
I smash the behind while someone rescues me.
Gotta kill this guy.
great oh my god he didn't miss nice
okay
I should have powered up first that's okay though
Oh no
That's gonna be worth, we'll see
I love that man. He's gonna die, but he's worth it.
Okay, this guy I think is gonna be taking care of these guys, so this dude...
Oh!
He comes to a s- wait.
Oh Lord what just happened? What do I just do? I feel like I missed that up.
Oh I totally missed that up. Oh shit.
Um...
My
Now this fight is a mess dude this fight is a freaking mess
Oh
Okay
oh my god dude yeah I'm having like no opportunity to actually damage this guy
all I'm doing is dealing with ads
This is rough.
I can't see if I can possibly lure them over a bit.
Thanks girl.
Bro, this is insane.
What am I supposed to damage it?
When I'm going in to do something now, cause like, I have to.
Oh my god, dude.
This is insane.
I don't have the deeps for this.
I'm not doing enough damage.
And then every time I kill one of these, one of these things spawns and I can't do anything
to that pretty well.
Okay.
Oh God damn it
It's been so long, nose in my mind I'll be
Oh
Dammit
okay I'm gonna try to like block these somehow I nope didn't work okay oh god
bro I've been saving the entire goddamn round to cast that spell and then you
You can charm my dude and cast it on your guys.
I am so angry right now.
There's nothing
Nothing
How does down here be struggle?
You set me up in my brain.
Ain't in the same kind of tune.
My breath shall finally be the same.
No, no, no.
Mm.
No, no, no.
I think these guys are going to kill me now oh no
Holy shit, I think I'm going to die to the ads.
This is very unfortunate after all of that.
Oh my god dude.
Okay.
Am I just, am I just dead? Hold on.
Okay, good, good.
Okay.
This meow meow meow yeah yeah I'm working on it just meow meow meow just keep me out
It's okay.
You got two backflips.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Die not yet
Okay.
Boom.
Well Chat, I can safely say that this run was an absolute mess.
Boom
Well chat I can safely say that this run was an absolute mess
From the beginning it was cursed from the beginning
But somehow
We may have done it I don't I don't know how but we might have somehow done this
ridiculously. Yet we persist. That's right. Yet we persist. Yet we persist. Watch the
bone break in the last attack. That would have been amazing. Wow. Wow. That was actually
insane. I am not going to the core. I believe it or not, I don't think we do well.
Well, at least we aren't all dead.
Yeah.
Uh, okay. Let me drop off some of the tents.
Sure. Okay, cool. Great.
Okay, we got some more, some more peoples. That's good. We're gonna need at least a couple days to get some new cats out here.
This one helps, thanks.
This one's called napping all day. Sounds like me after I crank down hard on a big tub of French onion dip.
I made a kitten, I made a kitten, okay so we got Queen Gorda plus two charisma and some
mana regen.
You got Scatological, which isn't terrible.
Not good.
Uh, you got Nail Fury, plus one range, and, okay, there, that's, that's better.
That's better.
Okay.
Oh, you evolved?
Plus one doors.
Cool.
Okay.
Drip, dig to an open tile in a straight line.
This guy's very low charisma though.
Oh, you're looking pretty good.
I like your mutations.
Dude!
What a tank!
Wow.
Or it could be, that could be a lot of things.
Yeah, you're looking, you're looking like you could be pretty pretty pretty.
Oh, well, minus two, but I mean, as long as we don't make you a range and you come with Guardian Angel and Beast.
Yeah, dude, that's pretty nice.
We can work like that.
That'd be a great cleric.
Let's do, how many more days? We can do one.
Oh no, we have to go out now, don't we?
Yo, let's let's do this. Let's make this happen
Barnaby suffered no is that my Ranger bro it is
That's too bad
Prisca oh you look very tanky. Yeah, dude. You make a good tank too
No, you're okay.
Nice.
Bex has evolved.
Oh dear.
Moonbeam seems to have made her way onto the stage.
She's been made in rocks and is shooting rocks.
I'm sorry.
OK, real quick, before we do this fight,
I'm going to use the bathroom real quick.
I'll be right back.
And then we're going to go from here.
I'm going to get another cup of coffee, too.
I'll be back in just a second.
The weather was really messing me up.
Yeah, dude.
In that last round, the weather destroyed me.
Wait, where is it?
There we go. Okay, back to the side, guys.
Ah, do you know what to do?
Oh
Oh
I
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, Barnaby tank bro
You
I'm bringing polko you bring it polko
Okay, oh god, this is gonna go so poorly.
Um...
Let's just bring the gun.
That'd be a smart decision that smart people make.
Um...
I don't really have a lot of great items for this, actually.
He's a big concerning
He did pretty well with that last time
We're doing this job.
Zaratana Grumble Grumble.
600 damage.
Oh my god.
Okay guys, we basically got her at this point.
work. What is this music?
Oh god!
I
Know I'm not moving
Oh god, oh god
Oh
God
Oh
We are so dead.
This fight's insane.
I just really need to really not move at all
Oh come on dude, I can't even see that shit
...
Yeah...
...
...
...
...worse...
...not worse...
...
...
Oh wait, does this do any damage?
Oh man.
I should have saved it.
Damn.
Oh god dang that hurts
I
Of all the places
Unbelievable
I did okay, okay, we're gonna try it one more time we're gonna try one more time
It always you trust this like I thought it was random in the three by three on the side. I didn't realize it was
Like in a straight line. It looks like it's in a straight line
So we'll try to always stay in his front and back kind of like the the other one that we did
I guess you get one do over but only because it's happening keep it up and you're gonna
get a bone.
Also, I'll kill you.
See ya.
Okay.
Round two, chat.
I broke on the first hit of course it did of course it did of course it broke on the
first hit
I really love the music in this one.
Oh, I probably shouldn't have done that.
Because it's gonna hit him on the side, isn't it?
Let's see.
I'm not risking that biscuit
oh what's that that's a new move holy shit that was that was terrible
He's gonna move right? He's gonna dodge? Oh great, okay.
Great
It's a big-ass spin-dash, bro
Um oh this is this is gonna suck ass
Okay, this fire everywhere
I can't move I can't move um
no we're to stalk this time and we're gonna we have to save it it sucks but we
have to save it yeah if I move he's dead there's too many rocks here that
That would just destroy him.
What are you even doing? Like what? Oh my god dude, what are you even doing?
Um
Oh
I thought you got hit out of the way god damn it he did not
Yeah
man getting we got a charisma down or no what was it in town on this recently in
it is totally screwed us man he's just not earning the
he's not earning what he needs
There's so many rocks out dude. There's so many rocks out. I think these rocks are
all gonna like go off and we're just gonna die. Everyone's just gonna die. I'm pretty
sure
Trying like that pretty much exactly like freakin that okay
Yep
All right, we're trying one more
If this, if this one doesn't work then we're just gonna, we're just gonna take the L and we're gonna have to try it again.
Cheater, effin cheater! Honestly, just trying to see what will happen or do you get off on owning cats with smooth brains?
All of our cats are experiencing, all of your cats are experiencing day job-oo. Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Okay.
How is it breaking the first time on to the no words no words no words no words
This guy also has zero way to get stronger like he had he was the one that was using
the muscle thing? Yeah it's really correct. Oh I did it dude.
I wonder if we can try to destroy the rocks.
You just deja vu'd my 10 mana spell.
Mm, that hurt.
It hurt a lot.
I
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
do the robs ever go down on their own?
Hmm.
Dejavu.
Man, I've gotten Dejavu more of this round than I think I ever have in this game.
Like normally you see it like once or twice around.
We've been hit multiple times now.
You Dejavu'd my move?
Oh come the are you serious a 10% chance?
What ah
Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine
I'm fine
Fine.
Alright, so if I go here...
This math is not adding up.
Edmund, this math is not adding up.
This math is not adding up.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
This math is not adding up, dude.
I do not believe you.
I think you're a liar face.
Okay.
Steven rigged it?
maybe
This is when it starts this is when it starts hurting
Okay
This music had no right going this hard.
You deja vu'd my stun move that was like the only way I was surviving oh Christ
Bro, this is not okay!
Okay.
Okay, if I go over here, okay, we can't, we can't move, we cannot move, we cannot move.
No one's moving.
Yo.
Oh!
I
I'd rather him take the hit than the clara I think
No helpers chat no helpers
Wait, what just happened?
Shit, I need this stun, but I'm not gonna get it.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Okay!
It's like playing super hard mode.
Oh, you're like the only person that's in the right place.
I can't, I can't move anyone. I can't do anything.
Oh my god, um, wow, wow.
Geez.
Oh my god, okay.
Just John please. Oh great tip there thing of the super chat. I appreciate it
We all said Sashin moodly
So what are my thoughts on the oh first of all
Okay, what do I think about the fact that they, that they were doing, that the guy tried
to blame the gamers for?
So here's the problem, here's the problem.
I don't see any problem, and I actually somewhat agree with there being issues of, you know,
we have an issue of hate culture.
That is an issue.
That is not a fake thing.
There are people that love to hate, and they love to hate on the next thing.
they and they and they really get off on it that is absolutely a thing
That being said
That is not the reason high guard failed that is not the reason they went from almost
300,000 people trying it to 2,000 people the idea
that he would
Say blame that and not say it was a factor is wild that is that is a that is a huge
Not good in my opinion. I think that came off very I think I think that came off so wrong that he deleted his account and
frankly like
Dude you you you you that was that was some some real sore loser shit
Is what that was that was some real like that was that was the definition of sore loser like I don't I don't
and and and and just just even
insinuating that is is a huge problem and the worst part is
Here's the worst part. Here's the worst part. One of the reasons that High Guard failed
is because it was more of the same and players felt like the industry wasn't learning.
And what's so important about that is if gamers think that that devs like High Guard aren't
learning from their mistakes and then one of the one of the devs says it wasn't our fault
the game failed. Like you are literally that that you could not that that is that is arguably one
of the worst things you could have said. Because like the reason Higuard failed was because the
industry is not learning from this stuff. So so then to insinuate the kids were the problem.
It was the kids. Our game was great. It was the kids that that really like oh no dude.
Like we said earlier on drop frames, if the game was good, people would be playing it.
And again, if they had 300,000 people try it the first day and there's less than 2,000 people
playing it now. If the game was good, it doesn't matter how many people would hate it. It does
not matter. If the game was good, people would be playing the game. So I mean, there are all
sorts of games that have had horrible public receptions but still have decent communities
because the game is a decent game like it's a game people want to play so it's just people
don't want to play games like high guard right now they don't they need if you're going to try to
introduce game mode live service games that have like big game modes like that like there's so many
things you have to do properly you have to align so many stars for that to work so then to
not do that and then blame the community that's supposed to be playing it like no man
That's terrible. That's again, that's such a bad look. That's such a bad look. So yeah
That's my thoughts man. It's not drama. I mean it's game industry stuff, but
In a world of gamers wanting devs to make us games that we really want
It's wild to see games like high guard come out and then and then for them to tell us that
More the problem like that's crazy
so
Okay
And that's that so we just we just beats we have all sorts of things we do
Oh, let's do a quest run
What is this man talking about
What okay so we're gonna grab this guy I'm gonna make him a
Ranger. Take a top. I'm going to cast gun. Oh, this is interesting. Chat, we're gonna
cast gun. Yep. I've never done this. I don't know what it's gonna do. This is
probably gonna end terribly. Let's see. I don't really want to drop int, and I don't
really want to drop... I want the dodge. I wonder if we have... I wonder if we need to
we have a really good set for this.
How much luck do we have, seven?
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
I mean, you know what, let's just try it.
I mean, let's just see what happens.
I don't even know what to expect with this.
Let's just see what happens.
The start of this round is going to be amazing.
Oh, dude!
I totally should have made them all neck rose.
Oh.
Yeah, next time.
Next time.
You see, I don't even know if I'm like, I don't know if this is the best idea, because
I'm not going to have the deeps to keep up with this, and I don't have any thorns
or anything.
wait oh okay okay okay now and since I'm the only one alive am I the only one
that's going to level?
Or is that, is that wishing too much? Yes? Okay, cool.
The only reason I think this might work is because I'm gonna be able to just jump across the map every turn.
They seem down, not dead.
What do you what are you saying you saying I should kill him is that what you're saying
I think someone can do that.
They'll be revived and level up.
No, no, no, they won't if I kill them.
I can completely kill them.
Take him out, I think I'm gonna.
I love the gasps.
I think this may be the worst idea ever, I have no idea if this is the right thing
to do.
Probably should have at least looked at their skills like I don't know
This is a give you a very
Okay, we're doing this this is happening
Keep the Necro, they were all classless, that was just a black cat.
Yeah, I should have done this, brought all Necro, that would have been really cool.
All right, let's see what happens.
Hmm, let's do Arrow Flurry, sure.
What's this?
Oh, maybe I should try to lean into this.
I'm gonna try to lean into this a bit, because if we can get some summons, that'd be great.
red. The entire party was healed. Grave!
You called me that on purpose? Oh yeah. I'll murderize those fools.
We got a big old turkey.
I feel like these first few fights are probably going to be the most difficult, and then we
might be able to... might be able to do it from there.
These first fights are going to be a thing.
Let's get that maggot out of the way.
Yeah, we have very little DPS.
That's right.
I'm hoping if we can get like a poot or summon or something.
That'd be amazing.
We have a familiar spawn yet? No, but we have two perks to do it. So we're kind of taking
a bit of a risk with this build because we are definitely setting up for spawn. So we
You don't get spawned from the screw at the end of the day.
Solid Leroy. Why don't you use Ranger to do it? I don't know.
Uh, I don't need less.
Starting to battle with a random vermin familiar with boosted damage and health, okay?
Bear trap mask.
Ah, sure. Gonna keep one there too.
Oh!
Okay.
He's gonna never stone, so he can live, that's fine, nope, just kidding.
Oh, sorry.
Oh I killed my own spawns?
Oh my god, um, I think I did this wrong.
I should probably admit this.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Okay, I'm gonna, yeah, this is, this is,
this is gonna be a slow decline into nothing.
Yeah.
Okay, we're gonna, we're not gonna do that.
Oh no wait, does that mean we lost the gun?
Oh bummer, you lost the gun.
So I don't even know who you are, let alone anything but a gun.
So how do we get these back?
He's gone insane to try to break into my lap.
Listen, you better leave the cops here or Total Psycho's.
Yeah, how do we get like this stuff back?
They can show up from him again.
You have to just keep donating cats.
Okay, cool. Great, great. Thank you.
I've snatched up a few things for you, uh, I think that, that massive gold.
Okay, uh, let's see, so it looks like we're gonna have to do another normal run, which
is like, uh, how are we looking up here?
Are we good to go?
Oh, let's do that, that's good.
Move that snail, film it, film it.
We need some breeding cats? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no question. Are you gonna be our cleric?
You're gonna be our tank? Or maybe a mage, actually. Now you're gonna be our tank. You are gonna be...
Oh you are oh well you're just great you're gonna be our maybe our tanker
fighter
you'll be a ranger cool then we got a thief we can use later we got a few
cool good this is like a family or something like a little family they're
all related that's what that's hilarious okay so you're gonna be our
cleric we've got two we'll make a ranger here we've got two really beefy
characters we could do like a fighter in a tank maybe they don't need to be
things we can do I'm going to make you a
A Necro.
And you...
A fighter.
Actually, let's switch down.
You're going to be the fighter. You're going to be the Necro.
dead? Oh, I, I knew that. I was just seeing if you guys were paying attention. You are.
Good job. Great. Well done, chat. Very, very happy, proud of you. Uh, pick a dot.
With Twitch Prime, 10 years has flown by and still the best co-MNUNITY on Twitch.
personal note from one parent to another, any sage advice for managing the
three-nager stage of a toddler?
Oh, three-nager. So for all of my kids that was one of the most important
developmental times for just hearing and learning, no. So I don't know if you're
going through the same thing that we were, but the big thing with us is just
Just making sure to say no frequently and most importantly, when you say no, you have to
hold on to it.
Do not let them have a tantrum, do not let them get control of those situations because
if you do, that's when you start getting like real problem child children like the
four through six.
But yeah, it can become a big thing.
So yeah, the best advice is just make sure that two and three are two incredibly formative
years on the relationship between you and your child.
So if you really own that time and you set boundaries and you stick to them, you are
building the foundation for a much smoother 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, which have their own problems.
So it's also important to know that as somebody just said, we explained why no and the reason
not just not know all the time, but we talked to our kid why no and reasons.
That's great, but understand at two and three, their cognitive ability is going to be more
watching you hold to your your your words and far less understanding any explanation
you give them.
So it's much more important to hold on to the no than it is to have the kid understand it.
Because there will be times when you will be explaining to a kid why no to the glue in
the face and they're just going to keep looking at you and asking, well why?
Why?
Why?
Because again, they're not there.
They don't get it.
They're not old enough yet.
So, yeah, just keep that in mind.
Don't let that discourage you, yeah, probably the best way to say it.
again stick to the no stick to the no on this guy actually let's get the necrosome
move let's get the necrosome move all right let's kind of let's kind of see
what we're gonna do here the start of the tts echoed a bit most of them today
have echoed a ton of it huh maybe I have to turn it down a little bit thank
you. Do you do blood and wine first or heart of stone in Witcher 3? Heart of stone?
I don't know what it's doing, it's probably the better one.
This button so sorely needs one of those buttons that every single other turn-based strategy
game has, where when you hold it down, it shows you all of these combined.
I'm kind of baffled that this game doesn't have that.
It's wild.
I don't think we can go anywhere here, really.
Not that I want to.
We're just going to move up a little.
I want most of these guys to come to us.
These dudes are going to be a bit of a problem.
When you heal, deal one damage to each enemy.
I just realized that's going to be so handy.
Did he not heal?
I thought all those enemies were going to give him stuff.
Maybe not.
How are you blind already?
Oh, because this guy hit you.
Okay, make sense.
Okay, so you're a trapper with heavy shot.
Wow, you hit that blind.
Bam, bro.
So they all have leech, when do I heal?
At the end of the juices turn.
Okay, cool. Perfect. Perfect.
Dig to any tile and unearth a body? What?
Ha! Okay!
Wait a second, I don't heal?
I don't heal a point for every leech?
Why am I only healing the tiniest...
...b.
I'm gonna get in this right.
OHHHHH!
Cause of heatwave!
DERP, of course.
Okay.
I'm getting heatwave.
What a rude, rude skill.
A rude event.
Thanks, Kat.
Tens of hours and the game is still confused.
Oh, dude, this game is vast.
This game is absolutely vast.
If you're the kind of person that can play this
and remember everything, like, more power to you,
I'm not one of those people.
There's just, there's too much in this game going on,
all in parallel.
Oh
Jump to an open town next to an ally it sounds like it would be very handy. What's this? Oh
Wait if I do this that will counter the effects of heatwave, right?
Maybe.
Ah, Toki War tooth, love the name.
Yo man, relatively new to Twitch and just wanted to say thank you.
The clips and vids that I've seen of yours have helped me through a rough time in my life.
You rock man, sign of the horns.
Thanks man, I appreciate that dude, it was very nice of you, thank you.
The water drip does not refill water bottles.
Brews too, spawning charmed flea when you take damage.
Bruce 2 on the guy that's supposed to be... oh god, okay.
Um...
Scarlet says, you are still unlocking new things after 30 hours in this game.
Yes!
Oh god, yes.
Yeah, this game is crazy in terms of how much you can unlock.
I think it says I'm like 30% in the game and I've been playing it for like 50 hours.
Actual insanity.
I'm a nice little 50% dodge there.
You love to see it.
And I can't wait to get this guy to the next area.
It'll be fun.
Hey, did our spotters do some work?
Okay, Jennifer what a great
With Twitch Prime, hey Co, have you ever considered coming back to Strayed W Valley but modded?
The Mega Expanded adds so much content and quality of live stuff.
I've never really considered a Stardew Valley modded run.
But honestly, it's more just my ignorance in knowing what's available.
So, I mean, maybe one day?
I don't really have any plans for that right now.
Uh, but yeah, maybe one day, that's gonna be fun.
Transforms after 20 Absorptions.
Yeah, we have the, we have to start at 1.7 update coming soon.
So I was definitely planning on looking at that.
Don't know if it'll turn into a whole playthrough, but, you know.
Okay.
Boom.
Crafting arrow, Sentry mode.
Aim at a unit on your next turn, shoot a projectile that always crits and ignores shield.
I kind of want sentry mobs, so I think we can update it.
Where'd you do that?
Yeah.
A nail gun.
Is that an arranged immobilizer?
Oh, it inflicts the war.
Wait, what?
I like to shoot it at your own people?
Am I reading that right?
I want boogers.
14 coins.
Okay.
Have I lost a run yet?
Oh yeah.
oh yes many runs have been lost
just lost one of minigas
i don't like that cactus but that would be a really interesting thoughts when
Okay.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Century mode.
Nice.
Oh my god, are you serious?
You smack the cactus?
Not...
Okay.
Well, let's hope the stat down isn't too bad.
Jinxed.
Okay.
We have a bandage.
So as long as we don't lose him...
Oh god.
As long as we don't lose in famous last words, right?
And I'm glad all our little bugs are burning off all these backflips.
We get some more spells on this guy. This guy could be in a painting dead.
Okay, good, good, good.
These are these are all interesting. What do you guys think? What's what's your opinion on these?
You go fix the camera or go back.
Oh, we fixed it.
Yeah, this is this is the new camera man.
We're worse than pretty.
You know, maybe the reach.
Oh, you think so?
Reach?
I don't know about reach.
Now, can't see too.
Oh, here you go.
We are one seems like it could be awesome.
But doesn't that mean doesn't Solink mean that when we attack an enemy?
like this would murder us this would murder us all the time so I like I feel
like we need to have a very special build for that oh we could cleanse it I'm
gonna try this I'm gonna try this it's 15 minutes we're not gonna be doing a
a lot of casts are not in anyway.
You needed that full team heal from cleric for this whole thing?
Yeah, man.
It's really fun.
Let's put this on here.
Now watch that cat get charmed and soul link your entire team, you shut up.
You shut up.
it's got 50% dodge, but oh, okay.
what is this plus to brace him do it everything is linked we are one
oh oh you pushed him back when you landed hit me and damage yourself
hey there it is
Ooh, gravity slam.
Yeah, no.
Just to grab your center.
Oh, that's a 10% dot, 15 dot chance, hell yeah, dude.
Okay.
An egg stack.
Oh no.
Spawn spiderlings in an area? Yeah. Just for the, I mean, just for the hilarity value.
We're gonna charm the juice. Binds a curious-ticking rabbit. Charming.
The juice licks the rabbit on the ear and rubs its belly. The rabbit perhaps confused
the odd gesture. Barfs up a pile of bones. The juice didn't think the rabbits were
carnivores but apparently this one is the juice cop bone marrow okay we'll do that
there we go
boom
We'll throw units that can reach, lunges in a random direction and a turn comes back from
the dead if body isn't destroyed.
And we can heal it as well.
Are these undead too?
Oh, these are the big bishies.
Wait, what?
Oh, they only get the buff if they kill it.
How interesting.
I probably should have killed him.
Beautiful dude!
They worked out great.
Now we got all these targets for them to attack too.
You love to see it.
Here.
I love with however many Leafs things out, it all heals by one, and then it does that
much damage to everyone on the map.
That's so powerful.
It's a great combo.
That's right.
Oh, so it applies thorns but also does one damage.
Rude.
Okay, we learned this way about not doing that next to these.
So we will sit tight for that.
Um, this work?
Oh wow, just took it right off.
Yeah, that did not work.
I
I can't do anything from the front, you just gonna block it.
Sorry, sorry, uh, Kappa Kappa feeling pretty good about it man feeling pretty good about
it. Yeah. Mage's soul. Mage abilities are offered when you level up. Oh, that's interesting.
But yeah, I really liked a lot of what I heard from Will, which was good. And yeah, overall
that was good. I think I'm going to drop post for this. Yeah, basic attacks and put
throughs is kind of huge. And since we have this little spider thing, oh, oh, do
Do it. Buy all the things. I need items.
Happy helmet?
Is that from Red and Stimpy?
What is psychosis?
Oh God.
That's the Happy Happy Joy Joy helmet.
Holy shit.
Wow. I haven't seen that in 20 years.
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy.
Oh wow.
Damn.
Ed been making me feel things.
Permamadness?
Oh god that's horrible.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Okay.
I'm just down on a brick and level.
Sorry.
Damn it.
This boss is awesome.
What? Yes.
Oh, it does damage to the dice.
That might be a problem.
I
I
Bro
Sit oh come on
I didn't get murdered by this fool
Wow! And fire? Holy shit that one move may wipe our team.
Oh, that's incredible.
Wow.
Wait, how am I supposed to see what it's rolled?
What's four?
What is it?
Oh, it's five.
Two.
Okay.
Okay, I like to a lot better
Man our heal is so bad
Okay
I swear to God, if he like rolls to six, I'm gonna murder him.
There will be murder.
I'm gonna do VR1.
There will be hell to pay, chat.
They're gonna have to really be putting this, uh, bonus to use here soon.
Holy shit.
This guy's dead.
He's dead too, that's okay though.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Are you?
He's gonna be so close, man.
Oh my god, we did it.
Woo! Okay.
Geez.
Ooh, gravity falls.
Let's do that.
Max range does more damage, don't you?
Loadsome Road is now in the playlist.
Excellent.
Okay, going down.
You're really addicted to this game?
Oh, what's a cat?
Okay, let's see.
Everyone is almost dead.
I need like AoE heals, stat.
Moves one space towards Attacker when damaged.
Oh man, that's rough.
You just cut yourself for an extra attack?
Hold on, don't do that please.
I don't think I said that that was okay.
Dude, this poor freaking cleric and his Bobo heals.
Oh my lord.
Increases the amount of time to get attacked each turn whenever it takes damage.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Those throwing around dead bodies are weird for it.
So here.
Nice, there we go. Hell yeah.
Okay, chill there.
We're just gonna stay back here and look each other.
Yeah, I think that's the best play right now.
Oh, you can use it and it- oh, that stinks, I don't live in mine I guess.
You can totally use a Band-Aid even if you don't have an injury.
Am I going to heal to full at the end of the round?
I thought I was going to last time, but...
Let's see.
Yeah, 26.
Great.
Okay.
Oh, actions with a once per battle restriction can be cast once per turn instead.
Kind of like the bed bugs though, let's do bed bugs, yeah let's do bed bugs, okay.
Persecutive sounds breakable. It absolutely does. If you have the right stuff, absolutely.
Oh my lord, what is happening here? What is this? Wait.
Bishop's hat attracts cultists can be picked up by the cultists to promote them to a bishop.
Okay. That sounds really weird.
I'm here for it.
Am I gonna lure some people over here?
I can't do this like on this, right?
Oh!
Oh, I can!
That's cool.
Okay.
Great.
I just realized they started these guys like right next to us, man.
Depending on where these guys go, this could get real bumpy.
Especially considering how low HP we have.
Oh, one sec.
I'll be back in a second.
Great.
Thank y'all so much for hanging tight, I appreciate you.
Okay, how bad is this gonna be?
It's gonna be pretty bad spoilers.
Let's do you.
Okay.
Uh, let's turn you...
Who's up next?
Is one of these guys up next?
No, he's not up next.
the other way. Oh dude we killed the bombs! Nice. Holy shit, they're tossing nukes at us.
That 50% dodge is doing some work.
Oh, that hurts.
Got one health left, we're fine.
Oh my god dude, one sec.
professional chat for I just had like four things happen in the case that were
the period of like two seconds let's try to get you healed up we need to make it
a mission to get this guy more strength so his heels are actually
somewhat okay
okay
oh god
I guess of all the people that do it, this is the one.
Let's just do it.
This guy is great, this dude goes down to half health every round.
We do not care at all if he is hit.
That's wonderful.
Great!
Awesome.
The lion says why he has a certain item on him that makes it so everyone in the round gets a leech applied to them, but he starts at half health.
Oh, we can get heathens.
Oh, we can get mini, I'm gonna get mini-mi.
Tell me something. Does mini-mi update with your character?
So like right now we have a mini-mi of these stats. As these stats go up, do the mini-mi stats also go up?
And that's also go up.
They do perfect.
Okay, okay.
Great.
Put that on there.
So is this inventory also upgraded?
So if I like update my inventory,
that changes the inventory of the mini me as well.
It does.
Oh, fantastic.
Okay.
Thank you.
That's super, super handy.
I'm gonna eat this and not get a mutation.
The entire party is healed to 100%, but we're poisoned.
Interesting.
Mm-mm.
We're only one poison, though.
One poison we can kind of work with, I feel like.
claw? What are you? This weapon gains plus one damage and one use when it gets a
kill. That's pretty cool. I think I kind of want to focus this thing. Yeah I do
think I want to focus that.
Oh this dude is really tough man. This guy almost got us last time.
This time we are not going to go after the corpses.
I don't know if we are going to have the deeps for this guy, this is going to be interesting.
two out or one out? One out. Good. Okay.
I gotta admit, our archer kinda sucks right now.
He's really not doing anything interesting at all.
Okay.
I
Okay.
We need to make sure everyone is really spread out, like really spread out.
he goes we don't want him we want to touch him one person okay
He's dead.
Bro, do not get my guy killed please.
Holy shit.
Um...
Hey guys, 100% getting killed?
Yes.
Yes he is.
I will be baffled if that guy is not killed.
baffled chap
Actual bafflement
I mean that did pretty well
No you asshole
fuck
Okay, here we go.
Okay, we're fine, we're fine.
Things are fine, things are fine.
Was that, do I get another freebie?
Was that my freebie?
Yeah, you're doing that thing again, fiddling with the rules, bending them like a pretzel
and just having your way with them, shame.
I'm gonna act like I didn't see that, so go back to play through it, but if I
they'll be held to pay you one morning and this is that morning.
Achoo! Excuse me. Oh man, I'm so sorry. It's easy.
Holy shit, dude
F this game man just effort like that's insane. That's actually insane. Oh my god. I
That's I
My god, dude
Okay, we don't want to hit the corpse
We gotta ride this one out and see if we can do it. Oh, he's already dead. I didn't even notice like I was dead
Look at that. He's dead. Yeah
Let's go heal you
I need to be Guardian Angel.
That's pretty good, I think.
There we go.
We just need to move away.
Just move, stay.
Out of each other's way.
Even your range is so ass.
I don't understand why this range is...
Where does that Abraf go this run?
I think it's for 30, of course.
Hi!
He's doing okay, yeah, he's doing okay, um, I'm not going to risk this biscuit, what
What am I gonna do with this?
Yeah, very way till it comes out. That's the safe option.
Oh, bone spur! I should have remembered that.
Remember that for next time. We gotta be two away, not one.
Dude, our luck with that has been horrible.
oof
dude, I wonder if we can pop up on this guy
I wonder if we just gotten lucky all this time
I bet we have
god damn
Okay, I think we're to go for it.
Oh, that was tough, man.
That was tough.
I can't believe that beginning thing was that was just brutal.
Oh, lord.
Uh, okay, um.
I think that damage up man's hairpiece.
Take it.
First try.
Oh definitely first try.
Definitely first try.
Oh yeah man.
No question there.
Put the pinwheel on you.
Put that on you.
Great.
Okay.
Yeah, I do like...
You know what? I'm gonna keep the bone marrow on her.
I do like her healing to full every round.
She's taking a lot of damage.
Uh, Mr. Get That-ish.
I'm definitely planning on playing
Day 1 of Crimson Desert. Yes.
Okay, what are you?
A cultist mutant responsible.
Thanks, Ben.
Always a pleasure, buddy.
Um, oh my god.
I'm sure Kou will play Crimson Desert. Crimson Desert will probably pay Kou.
I hope they will. I'd love to do a sponsor stream for Crimson Desert.
Um, but I have been very, uh, public on my plans to play it, so we'll see.
We'll see.
Do-do-do-do. I'm gonna heal him, but...
Yeah, I'd love to if I can.
If they'll have me.
Okay, let's do this, this, this.
And then end it with this.
That I was gonna say, is that gonna trigger the robots?
Yes it is.
Oh my god, chat, we're about to get completely overwhelmed.
Yeah, this is a thing.
He's hit.
Thank you!
What?!
You triggered- What?! No!
How did that happen? How did you-
Oh my god, dude, okay
That was insane
What happened so I click I clicked before their move and apparently it registered the move early, which is
Ridiculous, but I also love it. So there's there's
I would say you're.
How?
Nice.
I would tell you I'm 23.
Hmm.
Nice.
No.
Great.
Do do do do do do do do do do do.
Oh god you're a beefcake.
You are a beefy sir.
A very beefy sir.
Okay we're gonna keep the corpses there to guard us.
Does he not heal ever?
There he goes, if he could.
Well, he does for two, that's unfortunate.
This is pretty silly to be honest, like I just can't really seem to do the deed on this
guy.
17 HP left too, damn, he has a complete beef cake room.
Every bit counts.
Big scrap.
Dude, god damn it.
This guy's just walking through my line here.
Let's see.
There we go.
Great.
Okay.
Geez.
Geez.
All right
yeah this fight has just been absolute like HP
The...
BORKING
Tons and tons of HP.
There we go.
Oh my lord.
Yeah, those guys were big just containers of HP, and then they had extra mobs that spawned when they died.
My lord.
Uh, what does your attack do?
What raises the damage of a necromancer's attack?
Is it int?
It is dex.
It's range.
Half dex.
Look at this.
Keep that ton going up.
Reach is built in scaling.
Open... and then...
Ooh.
It's okay.
A bozo knows.
The base attacks the 15% chance to inflict fear.
Wow, they... dude, oh my God.
I don't have the deeps for this ma'am!
This is insane!
Um...
Okay.
Hmm.
It's a great perk that lowers your attack to 1, but inflicts X3 the amount of conditions
since base attacks inflicts 1, which goes to 3.
That's cool.
Like that.
Like that.
Okay.
That's good.
Okay.
I think there's probably another axe, but maybe there's no two axe, I have no idea.
Nice.
Great.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Wait, Dwev?
Nice.
Dude, our Necro carried that bike.
Big time.
Yeah, there it is, great.
Okay. Oh, thank God. Get some stuff here.
What's our down mutation on him? That's range, right?
I think so.
Yeah.
Oh, nice. Look at that.
This raw, uh, on up.
It's not bad. I think we didn't have one when it means it. Maybe you.
Yeah, I'd probably rather have that.
Good. Make sure you are counting for the end of turn leech damage.
Doing LeBesticus!
Hominus music begins playing and a spooky ghost jumps out at Queen Porter from within the screen.
Oh no!
Oh no!
I always have very good chance we're gonna get wiped here.
Yeah.
A very good chance.
chance increased by 100% okay
I can't even get to these guys to stop them like this has been this is terrible oh my lord
hey one hit look at that nice this guy's just like casting a whole bunch of really powerful
spells on us because I cannot get to this guy to stop him watching him.
Oh, look at that!
Oh, and he just walks right back up.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
Great.
Good.
And now he's got to break that corpse to wash him, which is great
About toss your phony
Get that loose going up
Oh, we need to be applying leech to all the new guys that pop out.
Yeah, dude.
Okay.
We'll do that for sure.
Every big counts, let's go.
Oh, it's only here, damn, I thought it was further.
Okay.
Wow.
Wow this is very much a thing
I'm gonna leave him here
Bro, what how did you see on a 15? What was that?
Is that him going
Was that him going Super Saiyan they heal when they go Super Saiyan
oh god dude this is so this is so bad this is so bad
I
Okay
okay please work please please okay
I was stunned. Oh, dude, I didn't realize that.
Great.
Ah!
Yeah! There it is. Okay, great.
Oh, thank god.
Um, so he's gonna go, and then we have to kill this guy or deal with this guy before the next round.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Ow.
Hell yeah dude. Okay, who's next? Big guy, but he's an offie. Okay. Great.
Are you going to toss him?
No, you aren't.
Alright, first phase down.
Now it gets hard.
Damn it. Take it. Nice! We absorbed the bomb. Hell yeah, man.
I'm gonna put this guy here in the hopes that they're gonna attack him.
No you dick!
Good, good, yes, murder him please.
The more murder, murderizing of him the better.
I think Co plays this just for the music.
I mean, I think that's a perfectly valid reason to play a game.
Oh god.
I love that they just casually take out a bomb with their low on health.
Oh
That was a thing
Whoa
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Alone in the dark is now playable on the radio.
Oh man.
Have we done the core before?
There's so many enemies.
Hellhound grapples.
One second.
Someone was walking around out back and Sophie was not having it.
Okay, so what are these?
Has two melee attacks one with the mobilized the other with burn that knocks a unit in the direction it's facing
Can give its allies extra turns?
Will hook and pull itself will hook and pull units towards itself
Okay, we're gonna chill down here at first
Okay.
Oh, wow.
See, I have to admit, that's kind of messed up, though, because if I do this, it shows
me specifically where, I guess it's only for the unit's basic attack, but that seems kind
of not great.
Huh.
I don't know.
I don't know. It's a little weird. The attack versibility, yeah.
Hmm. I love that we actually have like a decent heal now. Getting there at least.
Cool. All right, here we go. Ready?
Okay.
It's too uppercut.
How did that happen?
So we currently have a synergy working between our necromancer.
So right when the round starts, this item cuts my necromancer's life by 50% and puts
a leech on every enemy. That leech, each one of them heals the necromancer by one point
at the end of his turn. When you, when you heal, deal one damage to each enemy. So basically
every time the first round ends, however many enemies are alive, all enemies will take
that much damage, which is pretty handy.
So it's great when there's a lot of enemies like that last round,
but when there's only one enemy, it's like useless.
So it's it's it's one of those types of buildings.
It's not going to do anything on a boss fight.
Let's bash the middle great.
I'm going to destroy the poop.
We have one coin. We found one coin in the core while completing a random event successfully.
See, like this one, this one the ability is not going to be nearly as good because we're
only going to be doing four damage around and these guys are, what the hell is this
dude?
Throws rocks that have a chance to inflict stun when it rains. This unit will uppercut
units above 50% health. And what? Instantly kill units below 50% health?
Dude, where's my psychic?
Holy shit.
Oh, and you can just throw these from anywhere?
I don't really have a hundred percent dodge chance doing that's not accurate isn't it?
Cori says, you do know that you can tell if random events have a good chance or not.
The stats associated with the check is a hue color, green, yellow, or red.
You know Cori, I hear stuff like that and it makes me go, how long do you think I've
been playing video games out of curiosity?
Okay, we're going to go over here.
What's the range on this?
Oh, God, it's right next, okay.
About three days?
About three days.
About three-fitting?
Was it about three-fitting?
Okay, that sounds about right.
We're going to do that, we're going to Sentry Mode him.
That is Truco, but it is you.
I mean, that's fair.
That's fair.
I can see it.
It's like surfer music, dude.
He's awesome.
Leviathan Seb says, to be fair, you barely remember what Cory just said. Who's Cory?
Um, let's go over here.
Um...
Oh yeah, that's right. You can do it there.
There is a very nice synergy going on here to get this guy a 100% dodge and I don't
know what that is. Chat, why is my 50% alpha skill giving a 100% dodge? And is that actually
a 100% dodge? That doesn't seem right. I feel like there may be a synergy going on, I'm
Oh, it's because of the mini me.
Oh, interesting, but I mean, is it actually 100% dodge?
I don't think so.
That seems, that's just broken.
Oh, base dodge in, no, no, no, hold on.
What's the base dodge percent?
Dodge hits increased by 100%.
Okay, but yeah, yeah, I need to know what our base is.
No sounds dodgy to me? I am incredibly dodgy.
Let's take a look. Maybe we can see it on our staff page somewhere.
Oh, Frenderfoe! That's decent. Let's booster.
Oh, I kinda like booster, but I think this will probably be more important.
Yeah, I'm gonna get Frenderfoe. Frenderfoe is more important.
Man, I don't wanna drop any of these.
These are all good. Okay, so if I look here, where do I see my dodge chance? What is
what is my default dodge chance?
None of these so there is there is no dodge stat chat
Hmm
Base dodge is zero percent without items or passives. Okay. Well, there's no there's no question
Is my dude just not dodging hold on I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta play with this
Something is weird here.
Oh, dude, it's this! It's little guy! I'm giving him 15 points.
Dodge this co-co-dumpy. Oh, come on.
Lucky horseshoe.
Random is random, I guess.
Molten necklace.
Start with burn 2. Your basic attack inflicts burn 1.
Inflict burn 1 on units that contact you.
It's kind of fun, no I want the health regen, friend of turn stuff, yeah.
I do want the movement, okay, keep that for now.
Cerberus? Oh no.
Shoots lava from its necks when damaged. He comes enraged when hit from behind.
Oh, interesting. So don't backstep.
So we have to hit it from the sides only, maybe? Is it blind?
No, it's not blind.
3, Ahead, 2 Blocks.
my kingdom for the skill that makes it so they can't miss their shots oh my god this
Ranger. This Ranger would go from Bobo to insane if we could get that skill on it.
Oh
Guys trying to get me murdered
I want so much to do more damage to him, but I don't think that would be the best idea,
although we're going to do more damage to him.
I'm so licking this fool.
He's gonna murder this dude, but I don't even care.
Okay, so I missed there.
does he have a hundred percent dodge?
Oh the soul thing, it's hilarious.
I'm gonna murder this man.
Man, that guy was just dead. There's nothing I could do there.
Absolutely nothing we could do.
Didn't even get a chance to the ninja.
Oh, and he's in lava. Does that mean he's gonna die?
Shit, man. This is real bad. This is real bad.
Bro.
Absolutely not.
We're gonna go for the punishment.
Okay.
Achoo, by the way.
What the hell?
Dude, I told you to stop this.
Oh, God.
Wilfred?
Wilfred has it?
Okay.
Okay.
So Wilfred probably has deja vu now.
Which is fine.
Which is fine. Maybe. Let's see.
So we have to make sure that, like, the Ranger and everyone just stay completely...
We need to bring over...
This guy needs to go up first.
Let's see if we can kind of structure this a bit.
Already being deja vu, super.
Great.
Okay.
Oh, no dude, are you seriously going to just kill him again?
I can't- I can't put this guy in a place that doesn't get him killed!
Oh, dude.
Maybe I can somehow switch him out or...
Okay.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Every bit counts.
Big counts.
Okay.
Where's Lava Chat?
Oh no.
Dude!
Stop it!
Why do you just randomly break off the-
AHH!
There.
Selecting here.
Oh, so if you have five, you're dead next turn.
Okay.
This is gonna enrage him.
Right?
Why is he wagging his tail?
Why is he wagging his tail?
Um, can I knock you into the...
See a mutifier?
Mutifier.
Of course it's a mutifier.
Um...
Um
Is this gonna be worth doing 57 I'm doing it
We're going for a chat I don't think this is gonna work, but we're gonna try okay
Oh
I'm so dead.
Goddamn.
Is there any chance we can do this?
I don't think so.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
That's a good tactical retreat for the...
Actually, yeah, the tactical retreat is good, so we can actually get out of there.
Summoned Bramble's is great, but...
Oh god, what is that?
gain one damage every time you kill an enemy.
mmmm, okay, well, gosh, that's nice.
rare candy
I'm afraid I can also now feel anyone anywhere.
Let's give them the disco biscuit chat.
The disco biscuit.
Hold on a second.
There's a cat!
Being mischievous!
MISCHIVIS!
Alright, we're gonna go this way.
Wilfred sees something ahead, it is disgusting. We're gonna eat it!
Come on, Wilfred.
Wilfred, you have five health. Okay, we'll take it.
Can you perform a flurry melee attack or a headbutt that inflicts stun?
Oh my.
Alright.
Okay, hold on, I'm taking a flash later, what's that?
It was our queen Yennefer.
It was her.
Yas Queen.
Uh.
Okay.
Oh my god.
It actually did.
Uh, Jake says it looks like your green screen is flickering.
now does? Oh, it looks like your green screen is fixed! Oh, whoops, I totally misread that.
Yes, the green screen is fixed! I was like, oh god, what did, what happened? What did I
break oh god
fun okay co-projecting is worry oh dude I spent I spent like two hours fixing
the screen screen yesterday it was a fake.
Uh, whoa.
Ah!
Just super gigadrain maybe?
Can flick soul link on yourself and every enemy gain?
That doesn't really, that doesn't seem very good.
Yeah.
The dude's big a brain.
Open it. Open the can of tuna in hell.
Wow, healed. Nice.
Okay, chat.
Here we go.
The coven.
I forgive you, what in the hell attempts to finish its ritual.
Oh!
Amused its owner with plus 1 movement, range and plus 3 trample damage.
an extra turn and the power to bite basic attack with plus 2 damage and plus 2 burn
an extra turn and the power to summon the ability to repel attackers I thought
we should do another one first yeah dude
Oh, they can't leech from him either. Oh man, that's rough. That is rough.
This heavy shot has missed so much this round, dude. Oh my god.
of
You probably need to kill one of these frogs too.
Attack with three.
Okay.
I'll be low, I can't see anything here.
Working my bones like a slave.
I'll be low, I can't see anything here.
I'll be low, I can't see anything here.
I'm gonna try like I wonder if we should be taking both of these out that that's
That's something I'm not really sure about.
I don't think anything big happened when that one died, so that's definitely concerning.
That's good. This character has failed us so hard this run, Queen Gorda. I hate you.
Oh my god, so much hate.
Is the range a complete?
Yeah, what if we, oh are the candles done?
The candles are done.
I saw him absorb him, yeah
I
Think you're probably dead. Are you dead? I think you're probably dead
What would it what if we bounce off him?
imbues its owner with the ability to repel attackers oh my god oh that's the worst
first.
There's nothing.
That's it.
We're dead.
Man, if that, if this skill hit, like, at all, I feel like we do a lot better.
Just at all.
Yeah.
Well, they're all dead.
Sneeze?
Yeah, sneeze.
We're going to have a seriously bad punishment.
We're to see.
I don't have the damage to take out the candles is the problem.
We just don't we just don't have the damage
You're saying tower use it
Really, I don't know what you mean by that, but I'm sorry this I don't really care about
This one needs to go
This one needs to go. Yeah, all the this the extra turn ones need to go more than anything
You just paged out a little bit
Is that next turn
Oh, this is rough. Do we all have deja vu? Does every single person have deja vu now?
I don't think we have a prayer. Yeah, we don't have a prayer now.
There's no way this is going to hit twice in a row, so that would just be insane.
What?
Oh, can use three times for turn.
That's cool.
Can I interrupt the Rachel in any way?
Ummm...
I don't think so.
That is part of the long run.
And I'm fine.
Spend my energy like an overworking man.
Hmm.
And then there are the way to the lies.
This was the most difficult round.
And my only hope is this.
We'll get a few years out of here.
Okay, that's quite thirsty.
down with the devil use the pinwheel to blow out the candles no no no that's not
how it works that'd be crazy
Where are they? You mean the front of the flies?
Is he doing the summon now?
Okay.
Okay.
Ah!
I wanted to lick this one.
See if the water did anything.
Well, that was it, okay, that was it.
I don't think we're in a much better position.
We're going to ride this one out by the way, if we die, we die, we're just doing it.
That one candle is still lit.
It is, but I don't know if that's a bug.
That might be a bug.
Oh god damn it, are you serious?
I
Okay
We're doing better this turn. Uh, I mean we're doing okay for now, but it's not...
We'll see. We'll see what happens.
Oh my god! Do not deja vu here too. Oh my Jesus, that would have...
Oh my god, yeah.
I think that one.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
The little man's is getting eight.
Oh, he's already dead.
Okay.
Well, that's what will happen.
Do I have any dogs?
I do.
I've got one laying on a bed right next to me down here.
Damn, he turned around.
Oh dude that killed my dodge chance shoot
Bro how many like seriously
down with the devil, down with the devil
I'm not gonna fuck with you anymore
I'm not gonna fuck with you anymore
I'm not gonna fuck with you anymore
Why can I- I have this weird- is it- is it gonna come back to life?
Please don't.
Please don't.
Oh, what?
Yeah!
There we go.
Okay.
Okay.
Complete the core with Hunter, Fighter, Necromancer, the Declare it go to, and the Clare it!
Hell yeah dude!
Oh my lord!
That was intense man!
All cats can now learn Path of the Hunter, Path of the Fighter, Path of the Necromancer,
and Path of the Clare it.
Touch the obelisk.
Jills are body mutate.
Two health regen while wet.
Oh my.
Okay! Man!
What was the key to beating it? Position.
It was all about positioning.
Complete the core and the moon.
The
Is this Act 3?
Oh, dude.
99.9 lives.
So good.
Hmm, I might want molten necklace or something.
Let's do that.
Okay!
Ooh!
Puncture time, nope.
We're out of here.
You're decent. You're decent. Do we have a four? We have a four team.
Okay.
Barnaby suffered a concussion.
The ninja has evolved and the juice has evolved oh
No, do not tell me she's coming back again dude
What is this thing
Oh my god.
Wow pyrofina is on the way pyrofina a great name
What did you do did you seriously think murdering a Sumerian demigod wouldn't have serious consequences look at me
I'm a goddamn hobo now look what you did the whole lab turned on me
I barely escaped with my genitals luckily I keep my collection locked in a metal briefcase, but that's besides the point
You screwed it all up you you pinhead Igaramus you buck tooth jackass where am I supposed to go to the bathroom?
What do I even wipe with this isn't happening? This isn't happening you ruined me in Titanic turd you ruined my freaking life
You happy with yourself? That's it. I'm done with your bullshit. This is the final straw and I'll leave and never come back
Wait, did I just roll credits on eugenics?
Did we just beat the game or did we fail the game?
We got the bad ending?
Oh, that was the tutorial.
Oh.
Felicia Day was in there, oh my lord.
I know very little of these names.
Oh, I don't mark a flyer.
I don't know that name.
Wow, there's a lot of these.
Bobcat Goldblade?
Really?
Oh, Emeru's in this?
I don't know Emeru's in this.
That's awesome.
How have I not heard Moist Critically yet?
This is like, meow, meow, meow.
Ha ha ha ha.
Dude, you know what, I'm gonna let these run out.
This game's been awesome.
This game's been so good.
We're letting this run out.
Oh, we're not done.
No, we're not done.
No!
God no.
started I'm still learning the game are you kidding me yeah I will say though
like it's kind of wild we one shot the the last four progression pass so I
So I wonder if we went a little faster than normal.
I one shot was saves count.
More than that, let me rephrase that.
First attempt?
Not one shot.
I like the first time I went into the place we just went, we beat it.
The first time we went into the moon, we beat it.
first time we went into the bunker we beat it so like I saved scum to those
rounds don't get me wrong but but like the first time we went in I should say
no oh okay so I've had the time to calm down and think a bit this could be fixed
I know you're a simple-minded dullard so I'll talk slowly I needed to clear out
my lab there's a device in there that can undo all of your screw ups and get
me back on top you'll know when you see it who am I kidding you wouldn't
know you're asking my headless hell of a there's a big metal chamber at the
very back of my lab go there and press a shiny red button my metal box
Press red button. Got it? Now go.
Awesome.
Wait, I don't get new class, do I?
The Butcher?
It's got a freaking meat hook attached to its chain attached to its arm. How badass is that?
He's also a lard ass who can't stop eating. I bet you can relate, huh?
What's your color?
Oh, another melee.
Thank God, dude.
That doctor guy before cats, he was doing experiments on humans.
I was looting his lab last night and found proof.
And guess what he was doing with the failed experiments?
Dumping them down a hole in his lab.
Pretty sure it connects to that old bunker.
I also discovered his last human experiments revolved around these two conjoined twins,
identical twins attached to the cheek.
Totally wild stuff.
Oh, pretty sure that giant monster's coming for you, so maybe prep for that.
Okay, plumbos.
Oh, well your leg mutation balances out the burst effect.
That's over here though.
Kimmy!
I like those two changes.
Vanilla.
Yes. Vanilla we're keeping.
Asia name a continent on the planet. No, what is it? What is it name this continent?
Asia
Now name the continent Asia
When you heal another unit over their max HP you both gain plus one
That's all useless, but I like everything else
Where the hell did she go
Where is she?
Alice, you're dead.
We'll do one more day, and then we're getting out of here.
Oh, no. Who got COVID? You're done.
I've done it again, a new invention appears.
This one will seriously change your world and make me a billionaire.
Now listen up.
You know you can store weapons and ammo in those large metal locker things,
but my latest invention takes that idea and improves upon it greatly.
These are as on the portable storage locker.
It's really just a normal storage locker with hooks that kind of slip in your shoulder meat.
You can carry a ton of neat things.
In the Boneyard?
Okay, hold up we may we may do this
Nifey
Nifey's decent we could we could work with my
Moggot I think you're gonna be our butcher. So we got our butcher. It's a butcher a tank chat
Tanky, okay.
Meet meet meet meet meet.
Butchers are great at cleaving chunks of meat off things and have hooks to pull stuff towards
them.
And these guys are both really good.
They're both low movement though, unfortunately.
Oh, even less movement with these guys.
Oh man, we're gonna have to work with that.
Okay, you are gonna be...
So you're just gonna be our healer.
Let's do a druid this time.
Yeah!
Love druids.
You're gonna be the hunter.
I feel like a psychic would work really well with a butcher since these guys move people
around and this guy is very low movement.
Let's try this.
Okay, we're going to bring the black shard and bring that on you.
Oh, look at that.
He comes with an item.
Interesting.
Your team's active ability level ups offer rare items instead.
Interesting.
Alright, we need a lot of movement stuff.
We give you the range.
The face covering whether we have any like movement here. Yeah, you don't really have a lot of movement stuff right now, unfortunately
For you, what do you have mind meld give another unit a turn after this one
Your basic attack deals zero damage, but you can use it two additional times this turn
We need to get as much starting mana as we can, we just need to blow this mana up and
We'll just basically have a new turn generator, which will be nice.
I got the jewel of groove.
Um...
Okay.
This is our healer.
Maybe see how I creep in.
Summon Squirrel, allied familiars are immune to damage from tiles, knockback doors and trample.
Okay, so we're gonna have, we're gonna be mass producing squirrels.
We can make that work.
A lot of starting HP there, that's good.
Uh, we should probably try to save some stuff.
Yeah, I think we'll probably save the rest. Let's bring, uh, the money bag.
Let's feel the butchered of full every turn the money bag on vanilla
Okay, that should be good for now
Um
Do just do the death picture
I've packed it up a lot
Alright, let's see what we're doing here, man.
Nice.
Oh
Hit you all nice and wet.
Crazy.
Do do do do do.
Pump pump pump pump pump pump.
Go squirrel.
Okay, up go squirrel again
Oh
so they actually like do some damage when you take damage game to temp damage
dash forward one tile then spin attack with leave them repeat twice we need that
Oh, man, goose-tot.
Oh, dude, come on now.
Ow.
Wait, only two attacks now?
Do you go down an attack every time?
Why'd you only have two Xs instead of three?
Oh, oh, oh, because we hadn't buffed it.
Look how happy the squirrels look.
He's so happy.
He's just happy to be here, chap.
He's just a happy little guy.
Can I throw this meat at someone?
No, I don't think so.
I wouldn't be able to do it there.
I think we're gonna see why does my crow have 24 HP?
Oh, inherits its owner's stats.
So he's got like a ton, okay, that's awesome.
I didn't realize that's how it worked, that's badass.
So we can really buff up the crows potentially.
Oh man, here we go.
Your weapon gains plus one damage for the rest of battle.
Inflict Rot on a unit and it moves away from you?
Jump to any open tile and fall asleep.
While asleep, Inflict Rot one and Poison one on units that contact you.
Wow, that's interesting so a sharpen it's like it could be good
You have 12 charisma, let's hope you get a charisma thing here. Oh, come on. Can we get it? Is this always bad?
Dude I don't think I've ever gone the bottom area and gotten a good thing. I think that's I think that might be just a troll
We may just be getting super unlucky the shit man that that's that's
That's wild
Hmm you have gotten good there mr. Smiley, okay, I'm gonna just be getting super lucky
I am feared?
I don't know why he got feared.
Little dude noped out. Yeah, he really did. I don't really know why.
Let's trap this guy back here.
Hmm.
Oh, hi, friend.
Night Squirrel.
No.
Okay, we're not pulling anyone into anything too interesting.
Where's that?
I love that the squirrel goes immediately in the next turn.
It's kind of awesome.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that works.
Great.
Force a unit within your line of sight to move and attack one of its enemies.
Inflict blind to on each unit near you in your line of sight.
I would be bored.
Order sounds really strong.
Casual Death Scythe?
A spin attack after using this die at the end of your turn.
Okay.
The two cats gather around together to devour the entire party is killed for 100% health.
Mugget stored 9.
Nice.
I will say this.
this I don't understand the food mechanic I don't think I'm using the food
mechanic properly because I've never even had to think about food I think I'm
supposed to be like using food to breed the perfect cats between every round
Oh god this guy.
Uh, yeah but I need to figure out how to do that better.
Not doing that.
It's just how much time you spend doing it, yeah, I think you're right, I think you're
right.
I want to start utilizing food better
Why am I getting fear on one of my squirrels scared something I'm doing for what
The clown knows? Does Druid have the fear on basic attack item?
Ohhhh. Your cat said pretty low base stats for how far you're into the game? Yeah, I wouldn't
be surprised. Yeah. I should probably be spending a lot more time reading. Let's start
I'm looking at that more, I think.
I think the course is out of here.
Good.
Oh, this is something we use on our guys.
I thought the order would make them attack one of our enemies, but it's one of their
enemies. Interesting. Okay.
Huh.
Blorp.
Yeah, it's like rally with move. Yeah, which is pretty cool.
God damn it.
Son of a bitch.
Uh, let's go over here.
They're not having a good healer, it's going to kind of suck this round.
Our healer right now is complete ass.
This is what I was saying for 12, it's kind of great though.
over here doing some work.
So if I kill him, is he gonna explode?
Uh huh.
Huh
You give me an attack up, but I think it might be worth it
We're going squirrel-buck-nasty.
Gonna burn this early.
Yep, that's just, that's too much to lose at the beginning.
This fight's not giving you a man down.
Yeah, that's really good.
I
Cue excuse me chat. Mm-hmm. Excuse me my bad, please
Great.
I probably should have taken off the clown that was much better.
Beautiful.
I don't really have any damage abilities.
Nice.
That's probably worth it, actually.
Nice.
That's probably worth it, actually.
Yeah, Klanos is really messing up his awesome squirrel skill.
I
Like to look at
spending a little money but I mean we're doing this man
Awesome.
Great.
Great.
For someone who's never played a turn-based tactics game, is this fairly easy to get into?
This game is pretty easy to get into.
Just keep in mind, it's a very deep, deep, deep game.
So it's a very easy game to learn, but you'll be playing a lot of it to really
learn how to like master it. Yep! I've been playing this game 50 hours, I feel it, and
I'm still just getting new items all the time. So, yeah. All the time. Oh lord, what is this?
What do these do? Dash attack units that end their movement in line with it cannot
dash backwards
Yeah, I love psychics we're such interesting classes
Maybe he's a lot more
Oh
Dash attacking it's that end their movement in line with it. Whoops. That was totally my bad
So wait if I do this you're gonna dash him, but he's got a ton of HP
Wait! Oh, this is the side, not behind it. Okay.
I deserve that. I did.
Rose just dashed my butcher like it wasn't gonna trap them in the same area with the
butcher.
You're trapped in here with me.
Uh, let's go here.
You're gonna dash, I'm gonna survive, and then I'm gonna eat you with my weird stone,
as you do.
You come down here. I want you down here.
And now you shoot him.
Lovely.
Absolutely lovely. This is like...
This class is like the manager class.
Oh, whoops. I am so sorry.
Don't move up and go across, please. I would really hate if you did that. I'm actually going to...
I would hate that so much that what's your movement three
You know what? I'm not gonna risk it. I'm not gonna risk it
There's a there's a very good chance that he might just like move and then wreck that guy and I do not want to see that happen
I don't
I love that you can attack with a diagonal
Can I simply explain this game sure it's a tactics based roguelite
It is a tactical roguelite cat breeding simulator.
Is it a 100 class OP?
Not always.
It really depends on your build and everything.
Oh wait, my basic pull has a chance to do fear if I do this?
Really? Let's try that.
I don't know if that's actually gonna work since it's not doing damage.
Oh lord.
A full lightning storm.
Okay.
I have soggy feet.
You can't tell me I'm still gonna get...
Oh good, we actually are all wet.
Okay, awesome.
Great.
I want you to summon all of the swirls.
All of them.
Yes.
I should have gotten safety dancing.
Just so I can repeatedly dance about or talk about dancing how I want to and leaving the
world behind.
Nice.
I got a stick off that bird.
So wait, the squirrels are one of five?
Why are they spawning at such low health?
I'm assuming that's a thing, right?
Hmm, I'm too.
These are 18s.
Maybe effects by Lux?
Hmm.
All right, we're gonna power up our team get our little guy here buffed up now wait it
It says one of...one.
Oh, so he has to kill something and then he like leaps?
Is that right?
I'm gonna hold this guy for a second.
Oh, shit.
Come here.
That's right.
Get him!
Get over here!
This is fine.
Okay.
Beautiful.
Great!
Wait, does this also attack friendlies? Wait a second.
I'm gonna take that and then I'm gonna regret it a lot your basic attack
unit lot not see the air long in the back three times
maybe wait what if we do this there's so many weird synergies with her there's
stuff. I'm charming it. We got a fetus friend! That's a thing. Okay.
Is that a candy? Units that attack her content can get knocked back 10 tiles.
Oh, I don't really like any of these.
I guess psionic hotel carving knife, no, I'm just kidding.
I'll just be here.
OK.
Oh, Lord.
I want to report a murder, no a double murder.
Was that my fetus friend?
Damn bro!
Okay, let's see.
One.
Um...
So, that's a very interesting thing there.
I might have messed up
This let's burn is a pretty burnish shots
Now
Damn girl it's storming
There's no way I can move next to this guy in the top.
Okay, he's gonna shoot it.
That stinks.
Weeeeeee!
Right next to my dude.
That's what I'm talking about right there.
Intentional awesome
Oh, I can pick up the coin that base
That perfect timing of the song, I love it.
Your music spells cost 50% less mana.
Your spells to spawn from the layers cost minus 3 mana.
From the layers spawned by your spells gain plus 2 damage and plus 2 movement to die after
the first turn.
Oh, I'm gonna try that dude.
I'm gonna try that.
If we put our, um, Druid in a good place, that could be fun.
You're ready to take off that furrow thing, though.
I'm just not really working.
What is our quest for this?
We have to, we have to make it.
Big first, right?
What is this game?
Uh, Dr.
Nope, this is a turn-based tactical roguelite.
Yep.
Oh no.
I move them great
Good show!
Great!
Okay.
Oh god, what are you doing?
Ow.
Doing
Great
Oh dude, imagine if we had the plus form movement as well.
That would be amazing.
I mean, this is still damn decent damage.
Yeah, this still works.
That's cool.
Can I grab coins and loot with this chain?
Hey, permanent sigh, thank you for that 5 bomb, dude.
I really appreciate that.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
What is this?
Okay.
Oh, also a tip from PermanentSci.
Love from this lurker with the $50 tip to the mod team.
Dude, thank you very much, man. Appreciate you tipping our mods.
That is huge.
Thank you, thank you.
This extra turn thing is fantastic.
Oh, man. Wonderful.
Oh, I love tower defense.
What is this passive?
Oh.
Okay, so we gotta kill him more with you.
We don't really need this on this guy, do we?
You're not really.
We're going to read the book.
It's a map.
Athena discovers several hidden passageways of party.
This will allow the party to ambush the next two battles.
Two?
Bro.
Oh, that is lovely.
I'm gonna send in the clowns chat.
By clowns I mean killer squirrels.
Alright birdie going down.
I have no idea what that is.
Hell, yeah.
Oh, just one?
You can do so much better.
I'm starting to significantly doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Did I take a lunch today? Nope, I've been streaming for seven hours straight.
Yep.
Game's OK.
Game's OK.
Cleanup.
OK, I kind of love that.
He gets pissed every time he gets pulled into him and hits him.
That's great.
I love it.
Boop.
Delicious.
Oh
Do
That's three one hits in a row. Come on man. You can do better
Yeah, see that's how we do there we go wonderful
That is how we do chat
Mr. Glank
Hiya Co-kernage, I'm a long time viewer on your YouTube but first time on Twitch.
As a relatively new full time streamer I was wondering if you had any tips on growing your stream.
Probably sitting out about 25k subs on YouTube and 30 consistent viewers on Twitch doing variety content but I struggled to pass that point.
Anyway thanks for the great content I always watch your streams on my days off.
man. And first of all, thank you very much for that. Um, so what I would say in your case
is first of all, you've already clearly established a foundation. You clearly have something that
people want to see. Um, so that's, that's something that you always want to fine tune
throughout your career, especially when it comes to like your core, like constantly
checking with them and seeing what they want to make sure that they're getting everything
anyone is important. But what I will say is these days, unlike when I started streaming,
one of the best possible ways to really get your stream out there is multi-broadcasting.
So if you are not doing that, I would be thinking about how to do that and doing that properly
as soon as possible. A good way to think about multi-broadcasting is you're fishing.
So every time you start up a stream on a different platform, you're sending your
content into that platform and you're seeing if there's anyone there that is
attracted to it. It's good to have a home base, like my home base is Twitch, by
choice, but that's my home base these days. So anytime people watch me
anywhere, I'm kind of like, you know, come to Twitch if you want to chat, I'm
live every day on Twitch at 8 a.m. that kind of thing. So it's, it's, there's
lots of tips that I can give like they're more specialized, but these
days like that's all, that's such a big shortcut is being able to do that.
Like I've been going really hard on on tiktok and YouTube shorts and honestly
That's one of the reasons I'm I'm still somewhat relevant these days after 12 years
So it's it's been a it's been a real nice boom so I'm for new broadcasters like that would have been something
I really worked on a lot earlier
If I was to do it all again, but yeah
Go to the Lotus case says what would your home base be by choice my my home base by choice does not exist
and that's because my home base by choice is what twitch used to be which is a creator-centric platform
that cared about the community and creators on it. Unfortunately twitch has become a corporatized shell,
soulless shell of what it used to be and and these days twitch is much more concerned about
its bottom line and does not mind screwing its broadcasters or just completely destroying any
connection or or you know credibility that it's earned with them to make that bottom line
get met. So my dream platform would probably be a new platform that has a very creator-centric board
and that has goals that pertain to the quality of the content, not just the quantity, which is
what Twitch has become. Yeah, it's all about quality over quantity. And Twitch has become a
quantity over quality platform. So the platform that I'd like to go to doesn't really exist
because the platform I'd want to go to would have to be
creator centric, but also relevant enough to support what I do.
And that just doesn't exist.
For that to exist, you would have to get a lot of big names in the industry together.
They would have to decide behind closed doors to put in real resources.
You'd have to find a very good way to facilitate all that
because it would cost a lot of money to get started.
And then you'd have to find a team that is good at meeting with
I mean we can talk for hours about this but like it's it's I wouldn't count on it any
time soon.
Yeah, big yoduses make it.
I can't make it.
I'm not the person to make the new platform.
I'll advise on it, but dude, I'm a game dev now.
That's what I do.
So my free time is family and game dev and that's where I want to be.
So my free time is never going to be running a streaming platform.
That's not what I do.
Yeah.
But I will gladly help people do that that want to.
Heh heh.
Yeah.
That's what I do.
Mm-mm-mm.
Okay, we are fighting Bumblefoot.
This guy's tough.
Uh, we want to keep the corpses alive.
Can I even pull this guy?
No.
Dude, my psychic is gonna suck this fight.
Oof.
Um, let's get our, let's get our squirrels going early.
Let's, let's also move everyone around.
We need, we need everyone moved out a lot.
Make her a chef this fight. That's a good plan actually, that's a really good plan.
Alright, there's 20.
I gotta admit, if you add up all the damage that these squirrels are doing,
Like this guy's doing a ton of damage. This is this is
We have become a bit of a deep-sea class and I am totally okay with that. All right. We need to spread way out
Let's put you back here. Oh
I'm gonna go put can I put you next to him? That'd be great. There we go. I
Just feel like over here even better
Have a good night, Bullsy. See ya bud.
Dude Valhalla, I know, right? Oh my lord, that'd be amazing. I was just thinking that, too.
No, we just need a skill that adds stuff when a friendly unit dies, and, baby, we gotta
still cut him.
Mmm, yes we do. Yes we would. I'm gonna stick you over here.
hmm there's dude we have the capability of doing 45 damage around with this druid
now granted it's 15 to 45 but what an RNG there it's still pretty awesome
I wonder how much we can really buff this we may be able to do even more with it
Oh my god bird I'm just gonna answer a question yeah it does hit friendlies damn it aww
It was really helping it wasn't going to hit friendlies.
Okay.
Dude, if I was full health, I could mind meld and order on the same turn.
Pretty serious, Cap.
Some serious business
So this is 18 to 36
We're just still decent. I mean we're dude. We're this is the most damage. I think I've ever done this fight
Oh bummer if I was one more back I think we would have hit it twice.
Dude, that is by far the smoothest that fight has gone.
SimPymore says, is co-OK?
Um, are you OK?
What do you mean?
I mean, I guess that's debatable.
Who was I ever okay?
Mr. Glunk
At Co-Carnage Interesting, what do you think about the current YouTube meta of YouTubers,
streamers creating multiple channels instead of keeping it all on one channel?
Everyone nowadays seems like they want to split off early if they do even one to two different
pieces of content.
So the multiple YouTube channel thing has been around since before, like that's been around
since when I started 12 years, because I was wondering right at the beginning, like how
that worked on Twitch and stuff, I remember that vividly.
It makes sense depending on the type of content the channels are providing.
I have tried second channels in the past that have failed.
So for the long time people that remember, I think I tried two different second channels
before my current one actually worked, which is working great.
So I have a channel that does long form content on YouTube, and that is the Co-Karnage channel.
And that one caters to people that want to set up a playthrough, get in bed, and just
not touch their controller for a long time.
Like that's awesome, and that's great for that.
That channel serves that purpose, and people go to that channel to know, to get that
kind of content.
On the flip side, my other channel, Morco, that channel is curated and the videos on it
are made by a YouTube-centric editing team.
Those videos feature quick edits, lots of information quickly, frequently we'll have
content that isn't mine to back up whatever I'm saying.
That is a different type of content.
And because of that, and we know this because I've tested it, if you try to
put both those on the same channel, neither of them really take.
And what you'll end up seeing is all of the comments will start becoming people that are
trying to argue which one is better.
Like it just gets messy.
It gets messy.
So when people do different channels on YouTube, a lot of times if they're doing it, I will
say they're doing it properly, it's catering to different audiences and it's different
types of content for different groups.
So it becomes a lot easier to like, YouTube doesn't give you any tools for saying,
for sorting your videos. Like, for instance, if I could, if I could go on my
co-carnish channel and I could separate, like, to have different
notification queues, and I could have one notification queue for long form and
one notification queue for short form, and you could, like, pick which ones you
want to see from the channel, I probably wouldn't have two channels.
But because that's not how it works, if you do that, you start seeing all
sorts of negatives. People complaining that stuff on their
feed isn't what they want. People complaining their feed is getting flooded because multiple
types of content is going on it. It's just a mess. It's a mess. So my advice, if you
are doing multiple types of content, you do need to build up a single channel foundation.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone become successful with multiple channels to start
with. It's just too much delusion. There's not enough people to make the ecosystems viable.
So make your strong base channel, the one you always know is going to work.
That one is co-carnage for me.
And once you get to kind of a critical mass and want to start experimenting, consult with
your community and work with them to figure out what's best for you in the channel.
Because remember to keep in mind, I feel like the best creators are ones that fully
implement their community in, I mean, if you think about it, creators are making
the content, but the community is watching it.
If the community's not there, the content's useless.
If people aren't watching it, there are millions of channels
on YouTube that have no views.
And if you don't have the community part of your channel,
you're just one of those channels.
So you have to work with your community
to kind of figure out where best to go.
This is a way longer answer than you probably expect.
Then you probably wanted to expect it.
But that's kind of where we are with that.
Where candy molars
Let's do this let's let's really get this charisma higher
A low damage log let's do this let's do both those those both of these minutes
Is this act three uh no, but we just unlocked act three. Yep
We're uh, we're doing a quick run to get our stores back up a bit and I'm experimenting with some new classes that we just got
I see that like everyone is experimenting with a new class. Let's be real
We're gonna mine now
I'm gonna pull you over
It's getting oh he's gonna kill him now
Ow. Unless...
Go my army!
Ow! Oh he's got three brace!
Oh the rock shovel I don't know if I'm gonna use that this run but you can take this guy out awesome perfect
That worked pretty well.
Oh we doin' this!
Quad squirrel!
So I'm going to attack this so it moves into this guy, you'd love to see it.
Kill him. Get him out of there.
Wonderful.
I have a cat that's sad meowing.
Who is that? And why are they doing it?
Is one of them like, perma-sad about something?
Bro, you're gonna get my guy's murder.
Oh my god this stop he keeps attacking and it's gonna get a killed. Oh my god
Dude if I do this it will kill this guy
How much do you have 20 I'm gonna risk the biscuit oh come on
I'm a little angry, a little angry, that's a picture of me.
Hmm.
Dude, stop it.
They're gonna get murdered again.
Again.
Stop.
Stop it.
We already burned a save spell and we cannot do that again.
You know what?
I probably should have gotten...
How much con do you have?
That's not enough.
That's not enough.
That's not enough.
That's not enough
That's not enough
Yeah, we got it. We got to do a couple of contents on him
Burn to save scum yeah, you can save scum like at least three times
Maybe maybe more but you can see some at least three times and every the first time is free
just like the best drugs the second time it one of your persons gets deja vu and what that essentially means is
If they get deja vu every time they take an action
They have a 10% chance to just not do it
The third time you save scum everyone gets deja vu and the fourth time you do it. I've not done before
Yeah, so I will have to explore that at some point
Man I'd really wish if we could we could make this like one more
Oh dude you are you guys are hurting so much
Mmm this is bad news bears dude
We did our druid isn't our druid is awesome as deeps, but he's not keeping up with the
I'm fortunate we have made a deep streward.
Yeah, I do think I need to do some more healing here.
Maybe I'll kill him, or something else.
Oh, the AoE heal doesn't heal us!
Let's screw it, take a nap.
What saves coming in here? How does the game detect it?
So basically the game only saves between combat rounds.
So if you ult F4, or if you can actually just do this.
Are you sure you want to quit mid fight? You'll have to redo the fight and Steven will give
you a punishment when you return. You have saves coming one time already this adventure.
Oh, dude, he's going to get smacked next turn.
We're going to go ahead and kill him because I think he can heal when he transforms into
this.
And we do not want that.
Why are all these, uh, are these two because we're on hard mode?
There's only one.
We're going full deeps with it chat.
Getting deepsie with it.
Na na na na na na na na.
There I can see.
Oh god.
Oh god.
How many can I do?
Oh, he kept getting mana when he was sleeping.
Oh, this is so good.
Oh my god.
Yes.
Yes.
Squirrel army.
Plus six damage.
Dude.
This would do so much damage.
Wait a second.
Eight times four.
This would do 32 to 96 damage.
And got even more if we back step.
Jesus.
That's awesome!
Turn all food pickups into rot flies.
Chonk walk, deal five damage to yourself and refresh your movement action.
Bro, I'm getting chonk walk. How can you not get a skill called chonk walk?
What?
Court you have it like that's like a you just have to
You really have an outfit. Oh
Oh, that's okay. Yeah, we can do that
Oh god, here we go now. Hopefully we'll have to damage with the squirrels to do this
But we'll see this fight is so easy to screw up
I'm trying to bait if I want to.
Yeah, yeah, let's pull these over.
I'm gonna do this and give him an attack up.
Cause I think this will be worth it actually.
Awesome.
Watch us kill him.
Oh, that would have been so good!
That would have been like the first time I've seen that happen if that had worked.
You stay right there.
Just kidding, you go right over there.
That's exactly where I wanted you.
So what we're going to do is we're going to pull this guy over and
then when he's here, we're going to do our AOE.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
Did you just...
You charmed him a bird you jerk
Did I just realize this is I think the only time I've ever done this fight where there are no ads up
Like we've done this fight before and not had the DPS to keep up with the ads
This is wild.
Did that corpse that on the way?
That's what you get for being charmed, you dummy.
I really hope he doesn't just kill him.
That could totally happen.
I'm a little concerned about that bird right now.
That boy.
Maybe I should kill it.
The bird is going before the Ranger.
I'm turning right.
Nice.
Play it safe.
Play it safe.
I
Didn't work
Hmm oh god
Did they do damage?
NOOOOO!
I should have my eyes moved near the past.
I smashed the past for someone rescuing.
Dammit.
I don't think it's going to kill him.
I don't think.
Oh shoot.
You can take the hit.
Oh god damn it, it bounced off him.
Because he has that bounce perk. It's hilarious.
I
Need to be like over here
That's got to go first
Damn it. That was a this is a really bad one
At least I got two on that one
Okay, now he's summoning two every turn.
We're not gonna be able to keep up with this.
I'm just dealing with ads this entire fight, I can't do anything else.
I
Man we needed that to hit harder do this is so rough with our ranger down he was doing so much extra DPS
I get a block in the deck.
like all I can do right now so we're just gonna power them up. Oh, I hit the wrong button.
Well, we'll make it work.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Roof.
Okay.
It's gonna be the rudest awakening- Oh, there's a guy there.
Damn.
All right, you know what, we'll do this a little differently.
No ads?
Uh oh.
Oh, there's more ads.
Okay, this is quickly getting to be way too much
60 HP left, and 4 adds up at near max each.
We missed our DPS turn and the adds overwhelmed us.
We missed one turn with our, uh, guys, if it was too much.
Yeah, and now he's gonna die.
Which means we're not gonna have the DPS anymore.
Well...
This is less than good.
And all of that because of a misflick.
Damn.
brutal
Yeah, we lost so we may have lost our druid completely
And that is super, super unfortunate.
That is super, super unfortunate.
I'm gonna go as hard as we can here, saving just a overwhelming force at it, I think we
all still have to kill the adds, so I don't know how we're gonna do that either.
My lord, you have so much mana.
Do it!
Sorry bird.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, here we go.
Hmm, now I don't like eat corpses or anything crazy, right?
Like is that glass no
Oh God I'm sorry get away from him every single cat died this round except my big
My kingdom for a band-aid
Wow Wow Wow
I think we're probably going to park this team.
What level are you guys, 4 stuff? Yeah let's uh, Sparky guys. Let's do that. Let's get some
good breeding stock. A lot of good stuff. You kind of murdered the last guy with misclicks?
I did. I did.
Asia.
I only eat the ones I love, and I love you the most.
I love it.
Have you seen or heard of any news of Somnotica 2?
Everything I've heard about Somnotica 2 has been bad news.
Yep.
Like, this stuff has been, it's been horrible, man.
It's been pretty terrible.
I would have at least a plus 7.
We have a plus seven move, nice.
We're pretty weak.
Let's work on you.
We also got to keep some people for the fight coming up.
Cat, it's been amazing.
What a frickin day we just we just passed about eight hours or getting up on eight hours and
It has been awesome. Thank you for hanging out with me today. This has been this has been crazy fun. Oh
I'm so addicted to this game and I appreciate y'all putting up with it and
Yeah, thank you guys for it. Thank you guys for it. All right friends. I will be back
I think tomorrow. Let me take a quick look. I don't think I'll be on tonight. We may have a cozy
maybe this evening
But I should definitely be back tomorrow.
It looks like a pretty open day, so probably a lot of eugenics tomorrow.
Show the shirt, oh dude.
This is the perfect shirt for this game.
Easily distracted by cats and side quests.
There's an S on there.
Yep, pretty much.
Yep, that's my life.
Alright guys, thank you so much for being here.
We will see you in a little bit.
And yeah, as always, thank you so much.
those that have it, make sure to check out Emberville. You're going to see a trailer here in just a second.
If you like it, it's a game I'm working on. And I would love to have you on this journey with us.
And I will see you a little bit later for PASCO. I may meet you there too.
So thanks for being here. See you guys later. Bye-bye.
You again?
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist. We'll be quicker that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them,
I see you're confused. Ignore the clouding in your mind. The villagers need your help and the Vitrometous is no place for Witlins.
It will be a difficult task, but together you will rebuild this town, find a safe place
and hone your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead, and there will be many.
For the eternal prison, no, no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison wanderer, no more from the unceasing grip of death.
At some point we just have to come to the conclusion that overthinking is just me being dumb.
Alright chat, I said it.
What?
No, I'm not containing a normal difficulty you ass
Oh
God
Don't guys stop, no no no don't hit the button!
No no no no!
Ohhhh.
He just goes ok and then hit the button.
Oh, killing.
I hate, like this is not lawful, this is like evil.
I hate that lawful is like almost a...
I don't know.
There's nothing lawful about killing an innocent dude.
Lawful is not good.
It's called lawful good.
It's not called lawful dick.
Lawful and good are several things.
It's called lawful good.
Lawful good does not equal good.
Then why is it called lawful good?
All right.
That's definitely a warhead.
Can I look at those clothes?
It's empty. Where the hell is my pizza?
Look at what's on the box.
What? Where?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I was inside!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Do you have any other questions?
I guess I'll just have to cover your rear.
I will be your rear guard and will serve it cellously.
What's that thing?
Oh!
What's a curling iron I
Do that I can handle it. No, you can't shut up. This is complicated. Don't lie to these good people
Oh God you unlocked Co. Good luck.
The Lester Crusader of the past and their companions, Co. Carnage, a fearless researcher
from New Maria who joined the crusade and fought against the demons using the mysterious
new merrian weaponry love it oh that's awesome that is so cool there's three
years sub when you got your third kid for incidents
probably not okay I'm gonna lie that was a little dramatic yogany
That'll be 50,000 yen for my broken leg!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Happens to the best of us.
Oh oh!
Oh god.
Oh my god, what?
I'm dancing! I'm dancing! Woo! Oh, if I gotta go out, this is how to do it.
I think something else is in that point.
It's Greg?
I gotta go out, this is how to do it.
Okay.
I think we're pretty much done here.
I'm all done here.
I agree with social.