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Yo yo meow how we doing it everybody good to see you welcome to another day here on the channel welcome welcome
today is going to be
Mugenics and
Then a
Sponsored day for a game that we saw a long time ago that has a demo coming out today
You're gonna be doing that for about an hour and a half the eternal life of Goldman a kind of side scroller game
It looks pretty fun. So we're gonna do that today at eight
eight. Uh, then after that, probably a little bit more
Mugenics for a couple hours, then I'm off for lunch and
meetings. And then normally on Thursday, I am off all afternoon.
However, today, there is the convergence showcase at 230. So
we're going to watch that today too. And then I think it's at
least an hour and a half or two hours. So yeah, man, it's
gonna be fun. We got, we got a bit of a bit of a day today, a
bit of a day.
My little early, little bit.
We're gonna exam the shrunken head, the shriveled, the shriveled head, and got a speedball, nice.
The range crusaders versus morana.
We got quapsas to take out, chat.
Quapsas.
Two plates.
Two plates!
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
What can I throw? I can throw a cactus?
That's pretty cool.
Um, let's end the turn.
Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo.
Let's get my very high-pattery phone charging.
Okay, meow. Meow. Renail. Meow. Meow meow meow. Meow meow meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
oh no no no no no no no no
Frickin meow chat Frickin meow
that I taught all I don't have to toss them dang it next time make a plea actually probably better
Oh, gosh.
Okay.
Have you ever heard of steel artillery?
I don't know.
It doesn't sound familiar.
Bum bum bum.
Alright.
We gotta make sure everyone stays topped off.
Do I smell a VIP?
Make sure we get this sweet money, too.
Oh, he leaped us all.
Damn.
I was like, why do we continually take on damage?
We gotta kill these corpses, man.
Okay, good, just throw that, nice, okay, good, that was actually great, got a lot done there.
Go ahead and top him off, we're all the squirrels, we not only beat the run with the squirrels,
but we then took him and beat the fire guy with him.
That squirrel run carried us so hard.
was kind of amazing. It was pretty great. Uh, did we really do this? No. Now we go. Okay.
Unfortunately I don't think we're gonna- I'm gonna put this guy over here for next time.
There's no way he's gonna make it back across.
Oh, damn it.
All the places he could have shown up.
Oh, dude, he's a little more...
He's a little lower than I'd like.
Damn it, dude!
This guy is literally going to leech me to death.
Like, I can't, I can't beat him.
One sec.
Okay.
Yes.
I'm gonna throw it here.
Hey! There we go! Oh, that skill is cool!
Okay, we can work with that.
Oh my god, dude.
Mother Effort just went like 17 frickin' times in a row.
Um, okay.
Doo-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
There we go.
Oh god damn it!
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Oh this game.
Okay.
Hi Steven.
Good to see you this morning.
Oh
All right, um, let's give you a little bit of it
Thanks, buddy, I appreciate it
Okay.
Don't really need to do anything to that, that's okay.
That's okay.
Okay.
Man, I wish I had a status buff cleanse.
Hmm.
Damn, they murdered that dude.
Jerk.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so you, I'm gonna move you here, oh I don't have enough mana, damn it!
I had big plans for this.
Hmm, okay.
Great.
Yeah.
Now, now.
That worked out pretty well.
Alright, now I think we have to...
We have to destroy these corpses, or he's just going to revive into them.
I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna go here and take the hit.
I'm gonna throw this corpse over here.
Gonna punch you.
Eat that fish.
Oh no.
Okay, okay, now over here.
Get you down.
Oh, I can't kill her yet.
Well, actually let's do this.
Let's kill her, she's gonna pop up in here, right?
Oh, she only responds in friendly corpses?
What a jerk. What a jerk. Um, let's be marked. Nope. What a jerk, chef. Total jerk status.
Okay. Relax it.
I
Will damn
Okay, we do need some healing, let's put this guy here to take the hits.
Oh my lord dude, what the hell is this shit?
What?
Um.
Oh my god, uh, I, I, um, hahahaha!
I can't believe he gets started with this.
you over there for now. Okay, we need to kill that spawner. This guy's gonna get
got next turn. There's like almost nothing we can do about it.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Give an enemy all stats up and fully heal it, and then this spell becomes a random cleric
spell permanently.
I mean, I really want to do that, but not right now.
Oh no.
God damn it. Dude, this map is crazy. This shit is crazy. Oh my god, are they gonna
kill this guy? Might have to save scum AGAIN?
AHHHHHHHHHHH! Okay. I don't think I have the DPS for this, dude, at all.
Especially with the archer dead.
Um.
Yeah, I'm gonna save him again.
Damn, this sucks.
This sucks.
We got super unlucky with those carrion spawners.
They popped out like three way way too many of these, oh my tank got it too, shoot.
Still doing it live.
We're doing this man.
We got something to prove now.
And so it begins
What is co just bad at games pretty much pretty much
They came out
Damn it. Still got one out. God damn! Do they always pump out 2 18s? That's insane.
Okay. Let's see. I'm gonna slam you into him? Okay, sort of. All right, are you over there?
Glop on the U. Okay. Okay. Okay. Kill that guy. Heal him to full.
I'll heal this guy and get my new cleric spell. We're doing it live. What I get? Heal an adjacent
unit pure wounds interesting okay that may have been a terrible decision but
you know what we're just we're just doing it
this round is actually freaking insane like I'm like I'm baffled by the
difficulty of this this early. Jesus Christ. This is just completely
overwhelming. There's there's there's nothing we can do. There's nothing we
can do.
I mean it's all the damage to do this they're gonna they're gonna just rock
us.
Are you going to die?
Let's see, nice big heal there.
And I really want this to work because I feel like this is, our cleric's got an awesome
spell. Their movement for the fact they can dash attack is wild. That's crazy shit.
Oh, I'm out of the Bramble.
Alright, so I think they can take a hit.
And he might be okay.
Man, that was a messed up round, dude.
That was horrible.
Oh.
Yeah, getting Elite Spawners earlier is just so brutal.
I must do crusade, crusade can be pretty good sometimes.
I've never seen those 18 HP maggots before, they must be really elite normally.
So we got two elite spawners and they both got three elites out before we killed them.
God forbid me, I'm not killed them fashionably good.
Is that the jump spring?
Yeah!
Oh hell yeah, that's a great item for him.
Let's loot the egg.
I'm a little worried that we're not gonna like depending on oh god
what is this digs underground after its dash will eat any unit that ends
movement on top of it while underground oh this sounds horrible
what is this thing he just did a good as a move I hate this game so much this
This game's gonna be kind of true.
Can I suplex the meat?
No.
Okay.
We have...
I have no clue how we're gonna do this.
Oh my God.
Yeah, this might be a pretty short run today.
Just saying.
Where'd he go?
What is going on?
Okay, so he just he just goes down and pops back up
I think I moved him way too far forward unfortunately
let's get a little mass psychosis going as you do oh dude mass psychosis on these
is perfect I just realized because they hit so many times exactly what we need
on these guys that's great
is there any way for us to cure deja vu
finish the run that'll do it okay
Great.
Nice.
Okay, let's take this opportunity to get everyone nice and full.
Beautiful.
Man, thank God we got a recovery round.
If we had had another round like last before the boss, we would have been done.
Done.
I'm going to suplex the flies.
Yeah.
That's how we do.
I love that devs are now applying an anti-cote technique.
How dare, friend.
How dare.
Does Cleans get rid of Dejabu?
No, no.
Cleans gets rid of status effects?
Dejabu is not a status effect.
Oh, caretaker.
Yes.
Uh, I guess morale boost is good, but we need healing.
We need healing. We need healing.
We need healings.
We need that.
Too risky.
Mudabag.
Got some money for the store. Nice.
Ooh.
Let me get Sniper. But what?
That was weird.
Okay, let's give you some cat food.
Give that to you. That's good for now. Yeah, here we go.
I don't know where this is going to go.
One second, my life is in a different cabinet.
Love it.
Okay, wow, he is very far away.
If he shoots the tire, that's gonna hit me, right?
Parabams for the 90 months!
Seven years and one month's kill.
Just want to say thanks to you, Ko and all you mode in the chat.
For having a place where I can come when I like this hard and just relax and having fun.
And say it is okay to be bad at gaming like Ko sometime he he thanks a lot.
Ah man, thank you so much buddy. Appreciate it.
Well said.
Let me down
It's gonna go and do that now
I'm gonna confirm it. Oh, is it gonna hit this?
My nose tells me where to go, the belly fool will make me feel, I'm a fool, can't have that feeling.
We need to be, now are you, no you need to actually heal to get the benefit.
I'm gonna go ahead and do this, just play it safe.
Wow.
come back home and see me right
someone tell me where the light is
shoot
something leaves my worries behind
and when the journey's run out of road
and the road is still where I am
and when my tail has to go but the tone
You know that this can't stop me from fighting.
Okay, I'm gonna eat the head.
Okay.
I'm burning by the moon.
Damn it, I didn't want to suplex.
I wanted to throw him into that.
Bummer.
I think I would have killed him if we had done that right.
Okay, we can get him close to the team.
That's fine.
That'll work.
That'll work.
better work we got him chat we got him beautiful beautiful
Oh
Yeah, that can give me kind of crazy
Don't think I need that right now. Yeah, that boss fight was about ten times easier than that magnet fight
No kidding.
Every so often the random fights are just crazy.
Part of the fun keeps it fresh.
Okay, let's see.
We've got a cat cultist, some flores, and some spiderlings over here.
All right, our tank is looking pretty good.
Move him up front. Get him ready.
I think I'm going to save up for mass psychosis on him.
We don't really need him to go before them, so we're going to hold out on that.
Can I do a- I can do one glare, can't I?
So I could glare him, and then still have enough for Mass Psychosis next round?
Yes, perfect.
Great.
What makes Coal like this game so much?
I think the biggest thing for this game for me is just the depth.
The main gameplay loop of this game is really fun, and on top of that, not only is the gameplay
fun, but there is so much depth to this game.
And I love the fact that every time I play, I'm seeing something new.
Every time I play, I'm making sizable progress.
I laugh every stream because of new funny stuff that I see.
So people are saying, how long am I going to play this game?
I'm going to play this game as long as it keeps showing me new fun stuff.
Like, I don't know what to tell you, it's a great time so far, so...
I don't know how much is in this game, but, god dang, it seems to be vast.
And I'm really enjoying the ride, for sure.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, I'm gonna go up here.
I'm going to throw this guy down here and then I'm going to punch this guy.
Yeah.
I believe that's how we do it.
Okay.
Don't.
Man.
Beautiful.
There there says the game is fun.
No, no, not really.
It's mostly just frustrating and punishing.
Um.
Holy shit.
I've never seen, I've never seen Unscarred.
I've never seen Unscarred.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm gonna try that.
I'm gonna try to keep him buffed.
Blue.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Let's see the golden egg on here.
Yeah.
That eye is really good.
Yeah, I know there goes the crit right?
Immediately.
And the crit is lost.
Son of a biscuit!
Um...
Okay, we're gonna have to, like, pick a side here.
Oh, these are the ones that give extra turns and stuff.
Oh, no.
Okay, so they're gonna be able to come down here quickly.
We're not gonna want to go up, because they'll be able to extra turn, potentially.
Um...
You have to kill here and get your mana.
Yeah, that's exactly what I was worried about.
We're gonna glare her.
Try to do some damage there.
Okay.
Oh shoot.
Okay, let's kill you.
Uh oh.
Oh no!
Okay, okay.
Okay, he's alright. I wanted to heal him back up to full for the crit, but you know.
Whoops.
He shot Voo, man.
Nice, dude.
That guy actually did something.
Hell yeah.
Oh, he cut himself and died.
That's kind of terrible.
Alright guys, real quick, I'm going to take a super quick BRB, the mods know what to do.
I'm going to go make sure my kids get in the car okay before they go to school.
I'll be right back.
Take it away.
I
I
I
I
I
I
You know, I love so much in this game that I can go AFK and know that like the music
is going to carry it so hard.
Okay, back to what we were working on.
We're good here. Oh, they're running!
I didn't know that we're going to run.
Let's take this opportunity to heal up a little bit.
Great! Nice shirt. Thank you.
I like this shirt.
When I bought it, unfortunately, I wasn't able to wear it for a bit.
Right after I bought this shirt, Sony did all that region locking stuff and frankly I didn't want to wear it because it was shady and corpo.
But then they reversed everything.
Now I feel a lot better about wearing it.
Nailboard.
A wide melee attack.
That's pretty cool to put that on.
if you play ads but I don't see them because I'm not a target do you get
money for the ads I don't know exactly how that works actually
Get you out of there
Get you there, we can't do this here
Shoot
Bro come on
God damn that shit. Oh
Oh my god, that is so frustrating!
We need to get more revives and stuff, I guess.
This is a DPS race, dude.
I don't think I'm going to be able to do this.
Ah
Okay
God damn good
He's going to eat my guy because I'm not going to be able to do...
I'm gonna have to take another day job there and even then I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do anything
Yeah, we're gonna have we're gonna have to try again
It's gonna be rough man orange. He's not good with code today. No dude this this this we had a very cursed run yesterday
I feel like this is pretty first run to
You have some good runs, then we just have some runs that are just oh
But I mean this is this is just showing me dude. This is showing me. I can't have low con guys
I'm I'm really screwing myself bringing in guys with such low con. I need to be making like
Rangers just need to do less damage and
Can I toss how can I pick which unit I'm gonna toss
But can I pick with you know
I think there's anything I can do right now, I don't think so
I don't think there's anything I can do.
He's gonna get killed.
Oh, okay, I guess there's a little RNG there, okay.
I don't know if that does anything.
He's gonna get to go again.
We just need to beat this guy and get out.
We need to beat this gentleman and leave.
That is what we have to do.
That is our plan.
this guy get the hell out of course we're gonna be okay hold on do all this great
Safe.
Ow.
I could go to here.
Oh my god!
2-10% chances!
Okay.
I've noticed your house has low appeal and makes breeding for high base stats almost impossible as you need good strays to show up for that.
that. Really? See, I always thought the Strains had a very limited amount of stuff they could
do. I'm gonna, yeah, we need to really get more appeal for the house. Dude, that's three
Wee, Deja Vu, McKinnon, think- oh my god.
This game's down.
Okay.
Okay.
Why isn't he farting?
Oh, oh, oh, Winnie's upside down.
Okay.
Now he's gonna be the party. Okay.
Wow. Did we luck out there?
oh my god okay he's up so we don't have to worry about him attacking
okay
oh my god
Okay, okay, um...
Oh my god, dude.
I just, I'm trying to, I know, I know we can kill her.
You just gotta make sure that we don't lose anyone.
I have no idea how that happened.
Okay, we're getting out of here.
We're calling it.
That run was cursed.
Oh, wait, that wasn't even the- oh god, we're so- we're so dead.
We're so dead.
Um, okay.
Can't get conned.
I can't get conned.
I make bad decisions.
God, I make bad decisions.
Why do I make some bad decisions?
All the time!
Why do I do this?
Nice.
Oh
Do you do you do you do
Two plex.
We'll take it.
We'll take it.
Uh, okay, for you, let's do...
More movement.
Definitely more movement.
Turn on TV.
Hey, now it's got a little bit of charisma.
We need some more furniture. A rare furniture box.
Dude. Have we gotten one of those before?
That's kind of cool.
But it's not a good idea.
Minus five.
Mine is big, yeah.
It's big.
What do you do?
I
Oh, we're good.
Yeah, sorry guys, my refrigerator is running, that's alright.
Nailed it.
Oh
Okay
That works
We're gonna go ahead and drive him mad just do that yeah
Hydration is required.
Thank you, Wayne.
Hmm.
Oh, shoot.
Toplex!
Um...
Oh, you over there.
Nice.
And those bad brace is tough.
is so much grace. Boom. Oh my god, I got deja vu. This is fine. This is fine. I'm, oh good,
more change on them okay this is fine this is fine oh god you threw my friend
Hmm
Okay
Good.
shot
Go this music
Hi
These are good
Of course you got deja vu
Of course
Of course.
This game over well, see? This game, I mean, it's kind of, I feel like it's kind of designed to be overwhelming.
So in other words, don't feel bad.
BOOM.
HUNTER DEAD HUNTER HUNTER GOT KNOCKED BACK A BUTCH OF TIMES.
Yeah.
Heal a unit and remove its debuffs.
That unit gets plus 1 to a random stat and becomes the alpha.
Yeah, sure.
A doob- a doob-ment.
A straight range attack that inflicts a mobile throw.
A straight range attack that inflicts a mobile free.
Oh man.
Oh my lord, what is this boss?
Oh it's Johnny.
This is going to be a thing.
I
This fight is gonna be such a damn thing.
Hahaha.
Oh my lord.
Try psychosis.
He walked up, hit him, and started washing him.
I love that.
I can't suplex him if I suplex him. What you were you were white no bastard
What if I can get him?
I wonder if I can get him to attack his friendlies.
Also we should definitely try to solo-aid with this guy.
Now save your mana. Save your mana. Okay.
Okay.
Oh, summer.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Just do a little bit of damage there.
So, if I hit this guy, if I need to, I don't just immediately, it doesn't apply soul link
then do damage, right?
Oh, it did!
It applied so link, then did damage.
Awesome.
Okay, great. Perfect.
We needed that.
Paddling.
Oh, this is a bit concerning.
might might actually murder him
no don't do that you dingus
um
Oh my god, dude, we just did that was bad. That was real bad.
Oh my god, this messed up everything.
AHHHHHHHHH!
The deja vu ruined it!
Uhhh...
Is there anything we can do to say...
I don't think there's anything we can do for this guy.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. Do you ever ruined it? Haven't we been here before?
I feel like we have. It's weird.
Okay.
Oh, oh, yeah.
He's up there.
Come over here.
Come here.
Okay.
You're done.
Okay, you're done.
Try to think the best way to do this.
Oh, I have to suplex?
Oh, that sucks.
There we go.
Great.
No!
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Set it up perfectly and then it just completely messes up because of the data.
I'm fine.
I'm fine, by the way.
No, I put him closer!
I have made huge girthy mistakes.
Oh no, we're fine.
great
bro
damn
okay
Where's your like work on these guys a little bit?
I just
This fight has been quite a thing.
Quite a thing.
Okay. Oh no! No! Is there anything you can do about this guy?
Now we got it we got a blade save
Yeah, we with the bleed that could that could be real bad
Okay, oh
Wow, we do okay, thank you
3 minute timer chat. Let's see what we can do. Let's see if we can pull it out.
Okay.
Oh, he's charmed.
Oh God.
I think we might be running into a problem here in a second,
because I am not keeping up.
Oh my God!
I'm not keeping up with the ads as I stop completely keeping up with the ads.
Apparently.
Okay, that didn't kill him man, you know, I think this suplex thing I think I'm done
with.
It's scurred me way more than it's held.
Okay, chat.
Okay, how much time we got? We got one minute. We may have to come back to this, chat.
We may have to come back to this.
Hurt!
Actually, you know what I'm going to do, I just realized, I don't think Steam, Steam
may not let me keep both of these open.
So I think we're gonna, we'll probably go ahead and, oh god, we did.
We'll probably go ahead and finish this.
Exhaustion sets in?
What is this?
I've never even seen this before.
Take one unblockable damage at the start of its turn and increase its option by one.
Whenever we gain mana or health gain one less mana or health.
Combat regen disabled cannot be removed.
It's time to finish the fight.
Damn bro.
This is apparently a thing.
Um.
Oh, board.
All right, chat, well this might end a lot sooner than I thought.
Okay. Okay.
We're almost done, chat.
I don't want to bring him in.
Right, here we go.
Don't take off, dude.
Yeah!
Okay, great.
Oh my god, dude.
All right, we're going to wrap this up, and then we're going to do this other thing.
Man, that was crazy.
It was actually wild.
Let's try that, it's not fun.
No, go home, we're going home.
No, this has been, yeah, we're going home and we're saving.
We got stuff to do.
And we got a bunch of items, and we got some new breeding stuff.
Again.
Okay, so let's go ahead and...
Come here, we'll do the side.
Great! Give me just one second Chaturino and then we're gonna check this out.
This is the Eternal Life of Goldman Demo. We've seen this game a few times over the years and it's always looked pretty cool.
So we're gonna check this game out and see what it's like. Give me one second.
Thank you, by the way, to our friends over at THQ in New York for sponsoring this demo.
We're basically doing a full playthrough of this, so we're gonna see what it's like in-go-round.
We're gonna see if Twitch is gonna let me actually change my profiles today.
Oh, great.
What is that shot? Did that actually look like a weapon?
I'm gonna fix this real quick.
What is this music?
I'm not glad I'm taking a second.
There we go.
Okay.
I cannot tell you how tired the Twitch panel system makes me.
I'm just, I'm so tired. It's, it's so bad.
I tried so hard to do the sponsored stuff, but it makes it so difficult, so difficult.
Okay, we're going to do that.
Alright, one second.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
I just told my management. I was like, you know what?
No more Twitch panels in my contracts. I'm done. I'm done dealing with the system. I'm done with it.
I wanted to focus on the games. After this, no more Twitch panels in my contract. I'm done.
I'm finished. Yep. We done. Okay.
Yes, it's always a pain. It's just never...
No, I just don't, yeah, I'm pretty stunned.
The Eternal Life of Goldman.
Thank you for your interest in the Eternal Life of Goldman.
This demo version lasts approximately 90 minutes.
Let's try at the very beginning of the game.
You'd help us immensely if you added the game to your wish list.
This way the game won't get lost in the abyss of Steam algorithms.
Sure, I'll add it right now. Thanks, I already added it.
Oh, this is an interesting system.
Look at that!
So it just immediately pops the page up.
Okay, okay, pretty ballsy to do that before people have even played the game.
That's a step.
My friend code was leaked.
Oh, it's fine.
My friend's list is full.
Don't even bother.
that is one hella talented
It's like two different kinds of animation on top of each other.
That's cool.
Yeah, it's like hand drawn over...
I think it's all hand drawn, but just like different perspectives, oh.
Okay, so A jumps.
Nothing else does anything yet.
Okay.
I feel like I'm nailing this so far.
Wait.
I see an enemy.
Am I supposed to...
Is this like Mario?
Do I jump on their heads?
Also, is my health tomatoes?
I'm 5 of 5 tomatoes.
Press 8 jump and hold X to Pogo Stick.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Yes!
Okay.
We can work with this.
We can work with this.
Dude, it's like duck tails.
I love it.
Oh, it's all this stuff.
Look in the background.
Uh, why? Hold why.
New cane part.
Hook handle.
Jump on hanging ring-like objects or poles to grab onto them.
Press down to open the cave and you replace the simple head with a hook hand.
Oh my god, look at this.
Okay.
Cool.
Okay.
Okay, hi.
Hold B to grab an object that resembles rings or hooks.
Okay, wait a second.
I was starting to think the monsters were invading the village, but now I see one of
the monsters in a gilded cage.
And now I'm wondering did the monsters escape from the village?
What's going on here?
Oh, god, I'm sorry!
Maybe we are the baddies. Oh god. Oh god. Oh, we can't we can't go go hit. Okay
That's brutal dog. Oh wait, I can't go down there. I knew that. I was just testing it down
Oh, oh, oh.
I am here for the pogo gameplay.
Oh, yes.
Dude, our poor town, my lord!
It's getting wrecked.
Bouncy Shaft.
The shaft is made of a special alloy of flexible metals.
It's lightweight, bends well, and can withstand any load.
You can jump higher if your cane has a bouncy shaft.
Hold X while in the air to bounce your cane off a surface or enemy.
Chat, stop it.
Oh, we can just change it in the top.
Oh, look at that!
That's cool.
arrow keys just for the uh the directionals on the pad just change it without having to open the
menu that's handy am i getting oh dude i don't think i'm getting all the loot
yeah look at that coin on the ground man
Wait. That's a cool machine. I'm a little confused. Do I have to hang around the enemies
to get all the loot, or can I just keep going?
This is fricking beautiful, this art style is crazy.
Guys if you pick up new parts for your cane don't forget about the old ones, you see Oaks
have to jump on enemies and avoid the spike ceilings. Oh man that is gonna
bug me so much. The fact that some loot doesn't... Oh dude they should just make it
so all loot gets sucked into your character. Oh man. Yeah that's that's a
Okay.
Loot shot, I know, I know.
To be fair, I have a thing about loot.
I mean, our channel motto is live, laugh, loot, you know?
It's what we do here.
oh wait
Haha!
Wow!
It really caught fire!
Did you feel it?
Feel what the fire the fire?
You really felt the fire it nearly burned my face here. Let me feel your forehead
You know the rules alter why didn't you tell me that you were burning up?
That's what I was saying you saw how it flashed you saw it right where those really coins inside the bowl
Where did he get so many coins from we need to take your temperature
And how he beat the ground with his hooves and then he ran so hard the little men could barely jump over him at the very
Oh, no.
Is this a kid in a hospital?
are a lot alike. You mean Blackjack. His name is Goldman and his name was always Goldman.
At least that's what he called himself. So he came to defeat the evil wool in Sager Village?
He came... he came back for something more important than that. Don't talk or the thermometer
will fall out. So where did the angry wool come from? Why don't we ask that fellow there?
there. That one on the shore. Okay, let's ask him. Oh, well, let him wear a funny hat,
okay? Like that clown who visited on Sunday. Okay, he can wear a funny hat.
Talk to the fellow on the shore. The lucky ones have called you to the archipelago for
a special mission. You'll soon find out what it's all about. Someone is already waiting
if you went fish island.
Is this going to be a sad game?
I mean, not necessarily.
Hopefully not.
I mean, it could maybe the kids going to be fine.
Yeah, it's good.
It could be good.
I swear I had nothing to do with it.
I did everything according to the third book of guides.
I couldn't have mixed anything up.
Fireworks are the simplest spell.
I'm sure, I was sure I could manage it.
I followed the book letter for letter.
It suddenly an orange spark fired into the air instead of a green one.
I looked around and everything was on fire and animals were turning into some kind of
monsters.
Oh, that's why that thing was in the cage.
i ran away as fast as i could although i really couldn't run in these shoes
those are pretty fabulous shoes my man
i just had time to look around to see a chicken devouring a cat
edmund would she be shuddering
don't worry i already dealt with those monsters
who cares about the monsters what about the children
if you had any idea how many of them are at the carnival how many of them
died in the fire
there was supposed to be a party and now now there's nothing but
murals
my own feelings just on the corner the parents little ones will never forgive me
for this
while
dude this is kind of
it's really kind of weird
not it's not weird it's just it's a very heavy dichotomy
because the graphics in the game play make you feel like
you know casual like
funny
enter you know and fun to look at but then now the subject matter is we got
like a kid in the hospital we got this
do the just accidentally murdered a bunch of children like this is what is a
wild economy
this is crazy
what kind of carnival were you having here
i was not expecting this from the scheme
there's always a carnival on the first coin day it's most important data
child's life
everyone loved the holiday and they love the fireworks to the lucky ones always
grumbled but even so they always looked out of their windows to watch the
flashes
I can't believe I couldn't manage such a simple spell, I just can't believe it.
I bet the lucky ones set this whole thing up just to ruin the party.
It's true, people say they can't stand it seeing us enjoying life.
Where are the parents now? I think we're the only ones here.
Everyone who survived already sailed to Fish Island.
I bet they're talking right now, trying to figure out the harshest punishment for me, and I'm not guilty of anything.
Um...
I sympathize, but I have something very important ahead of me.
Are you also heading to Fish Island? You can take my boat. I'm definitely not going there.
I just have one request. If you meet any of the parents, please tell them that I have nothing to do with it?
Bro, no, I'm not gonna promise you.
You did it, right? I'm not gonna tell them you had nothing to do with it.
Have you seen Milky?
My dog is wearing a funny hat with a pom-pom.
I've not seen him. He probably hit somewhere when everything caught fire. Must be scared the poor little guy
pet him if you see him, okay?
Tired of homework sick of chores the guides will set you free
Come to the first coin day celebration with the carnival race and the guides will shower you with gold
is the first chance in your life to make your own fortune and multiply it and
someday you might even meet the deity himself. There's the bull at the top of
the flyer. The crowded tropical village, a residence of neighboring islands settled
here after Cataclysm swept the archipelago. Here you can find out more
about your mission.
KERDI, I agree, the graphics are gorgeous.
A meeting with Shemaya.
The death of your children on the day of the first coin was either accident or fate, but
a crime committed by an outcast named Ricky.
It was he who started the fire that cleaned dozens of young lives.
The treacherous renegade acted at the behest of those who would sow doubt among us.
They seek to divide us and confuse us.
They want you to feel broken and abandoned.
For grief such as yours is impossible to bear alone.
Come meet with Shamiah, the voice box of wisdom and the guide.
She promises that our shared sorrow will not wither away in vain but blossom in an act
of justice.
The hearts of the guides are full of compassion, and so they will grant you a whispering tree
from their eternal gardens.
Look as many fruit from the trees as the number of children you lost and take them into the
meeting.
We understand how difficult it is to speak of such tragedy.
The Fruits will be as their innermost whispers, which the guides will hear without a single word.
I don't know whose old tree that was, but I'm sorry about that.
Wait, is that really you? I can't believe it. The plan is finally in motion.
Many of the lucky ones doubted you'd ever show. Something even started to panic.
But I always knew you'd come. It's a good thing you were patient.
Why am I here?
Well, of course, of course. This year you're gonna get started. Just tell me one thing first.
I know we're not supposed to ask you anything, but you've been here before, right?
Wait, no, don't answer. Please don't answer. I don't want to break the rules.
Mr. Cerse and Yorah, I don't know how they address the elderly where you're from.
I mean the Elders. I mean you look experienced.
I guess it makes you perfect for this mission, right? Experience and wisdom.
It must be why you're holding a cane. Nothing highlights those qualities better.
When you meet the other lucky ones, please tell them that your cane is some kind of weapon, okay?
They have it hard enough as it is. No reason to add to their worries.
I understand, of course, you have that cane for a reason, of course I understand, but not all the lucky ones are as smart as me.
Who are the lucky ones?
It is ordinary people who want to get rid of them.
Wait, did you come here on Ricky's boat? Please tell me he's okay.
He's alive.
And you wanted me to tell you he didn't mean to hurt anyone.
Of course, Ricky's harmless. We went on a voyage together once and even released the fish he caught back to the sea, can you imagine?
I'm very sorry for Riki, but let's talk about your plan.
Yes, and to make Riki, you must have seen what happened to Riverbank Island, such Riverback
Island.
You can't keep waiting around for more catastrophes like this to strike its time to act, but I
need to.
Like ones who believe the deity of the archipelago holds a key to what's happening, and that
it alone can somehow influence everything around us.
You need to get to the deity as soon as possible.
Where's the deity?
The gods are everything they can to stop you.
They've already used their magic to fence off the deity from the world, and they've probably
upped everything else.
All that it does is need to board the naked lizard?
As in not the closed lizard?
It's a strange thing for a train.
Oh, it's not exactly an ordinary train.
You'll understand when you see it.
Where is it?
They hid it.
They hid the train from the guides on an abandoned island, not even on the map.
Oh my lord, dude.
How can I find this one?
It's not hard.
He hardly ever leaves his workshop.
That's what Lucky Woods Hunter and Meteor prepare for your arrival.
Okay, um, this one had to keep the coordinates in plain sight that's the main purpose of
the lucky ones.
This one violated the principle.
You know to me he always seemed a little gloomy.
Never mind him as so selfish.
What now?
We need to find the coordinates.
We think this one must have hidden there somewhere.
It does work out.
Okay, I'll deal with this one.
Okay.
We've got a little kiddies and kittens and everything.
Let's kind of look around here a little bit before we go.
Oh, looks like we could go under here, but maybe not yet.
Man, the artwork is by far the best part of this for me.
This artwork is incredible.
on Bardor are you reading this and you owe me money you parasite wow okay what is this thing
wait can i go off this no i think we need a hook for that
is this all hand drawn it looks like it i i don't know what the um in fact let me see
if they say anything about the arts down i'm kind of curious it definitely looks all hand drawn
Let's see. Yeah, the Eternal Life of Goblin is a 2D hand-drawn platform adventure brought
to life with classic frame-by-frame animation. Dude. So yeah, this is like old-school animation
techniques this is this is they're not they're not taking shortcuts
hi who's the shop you're the monkey you have equal shares but today we're
closed why islands in mourning for the yeah the part of a little morning in
wow dude can the morning for a child ever end okay I'll come back with a
Keys.
We'll need a key for that.
Here comes my new tenant.
Oh a room!
Well that's the fact that your friends are lucky when it's paid for your room to advance.
Oh, I hardly know them.
Where will I live?
Find us how some fish island mine.
Don't worry that doesn't mean we'll have to share a bed.
He he he he, oh my.
Okay.
Can I move in now?
Not exactly.
Okay.
There's a young family live-
Well, there's a young family living in the room now.
There's someone's lost in the fire.
Oh my God, dude.
I would love to stop talking about dead kids.
No, we deal.
I'll wait.
Thank you.
Okay, let's let's go to the other island.
Yeah.
General meeting this island's residents.
Everyone is there now.
They're talking about what to do after the tragedy.
The caravan of Carbatos is whole family suffocated in the smoke,
but he still found the strength to attend and these deadbeats
only lost one child.
I don't know what kind of responsible parents
Let the thing-hearted wimp ever go to the carnival
What are you planning to do with my room?
What else can I do? I'll call the ramsies brothers. You know exactly how they convince prom tenants to pack their bags problem tenants
When's this game release this game well, I know that this game come it's not
Excuse me the game has a demo out, which I believe is out right now if you want to try it. Yeah. Oh
Oh, okay, so that's incident.
See if there's anything up here we can do.
Can I so I can't grab that yet
All right
We're gonna come back here we can grab this top area
And when you walk through this town you can just like kind of let your eyes wander over the whole screen there's stuff everywhere
everywhere
You still here in the boats over there where you left it at the dock? Thanks. You know where my boat is.
Alright, let's go up here. An island of clay which a sculptor Nissen Klein turned into his workshop.
Heck yeah.
Nissen Klein's workshop.
I just learned how to crouch.
Oh.
Cool.
Got them old man knees.
Yeah buddy.
They do a roll now?
Walking while crouched. Okay, we're on this.
Dude. Dude.
Yo, I got some people cheering for me. Here we go.
We need the Outer Worlds knee-crack, I know, right?
There it is.
Oh god!
Oh god!
Oh. Okay.
Man, this is a pretty serious little platformer.
Oh, really? No, man. That hitbox...
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
The faces on the stone are amazing, dude, all the art works amazing.
Woo! Scarlet Knot. Two pomegranates of Fuse into one. According to Archipelago legend,
they cannot be separated or the magical fruit will immediately spoil, where plunge is two
units of health. Okay. Oh, I can sacrifice. Okay.
Okay, Ow, there's a lot going on here, um...
Hey-oh!
Secrets!
Alright, uh, use it.
Noice!
Lot of secrets this game.
Wait, what is R up dude?
Oh, look at that!
That auto uses it.
That's cool.
I like that.
God, that's much better than, um, yeah, interesting.
Uh...
Oh.
Naked Lizard coordinates.
The path to the deity is opened by a radiant gaze. That's a lot of numbers.
Interesting.
whoops okay okay can't bounce on the top of them. Good to know. Let's go.
The hell if you have a robot, rocket, monkey, eye, and army, what is happening?
What is this?
Oh my lord.
Oh my god.
Oh my lord.
What are you saying you don't?
Apparently I'm slacking.
I am slacking.
Wait, I can't hit the monkeys?
Oh, I thought I can hit the monkeys.
Oh my gorg!
Uh...
Alley up!
Clean up!
Ow!
Oh god.
Okay.
Did you see the game knock turn coming out?
No.
Gamers never looked up?
I don't even know what that means.
What is, what is, uh, what is up?
Boom!
Give me that sweet squilla.
Some co-flute going on, you know it, man.
Boom give me that sweet squilla some co-flute going on you know it man
Dang it!
Boop!
This music almost sounds like classic Nintendo style music in a modern age. It's kind of awesome.
Like old school sideshow of music...
Oh god.
Cool.
I can't squirt, that's alright.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to do it.
Hmm.
Okay.
There we go.
Woo!
Great googly moogly!
Bag full sacrifice?
What did that do?
That didn't sound good.
Feel what she's doing.
I don't like this thing, I don't like the sounds this thing is making.
This is this is
Oh my god.
Okay.
Hi, well crack my clay, could it be our saviors finally come?
How long your road must have been saviour?
Were there more important things to do?
The old time that our great hero was delayed by those burners at the entrance?
They didn't even notice him.
You hadn't noticed him, sure.
Is that why you crawled the whole way here?
It's a shame the other lucky ones didn't see that spectacle.
Maybe they'd finally stop believing in fairy tales.
The radio lift you up in their arms, and you haven't even done anything yet.
Do you prefer to be greeted with flowers?
Is it alright that we dispensed with the orchestra?
I hope they're not offended.
It's not why I'm here.
Yes, I'm here for the coordinates for the island of the train. Did you find them?
Yes. Why did you have the coordinates from the other lucky ones?
Don't lecture me, alright? You only showed up five minutes ago, savior.
And I go to the coordinates for years right under my belt. Do you have any idea the temptation I had to fight?
I could have gotten anything for them. Anything, you understand?
But I listened to our elder. I believed in her plan for the lucky ones.
I waited for a real savior and in the insomniac old man showed up.
And Ghana from Fish Island said you and I would be friends.
You and I are even dumber than I thought. I can hear Ghana's blabbering now.
We need to catch a train to the deity. Is that about right?
That's that's right. Yeah.
No, it's not right.
Do you really think we'd wait for you if we could just get on the train?
No, it's not that easy. The guides broke the train a long time ago. They didn't want anyone of them to get to the Deity. Why?
What do you mean why? The guides don't like to share. You know what that feels like?
Don't you, savior? Can the train be fixed? The Naked Lizards are an ordinary train.
The guides unleash all their magic on it and it held firm.
The only thing those barbarians managed to do was tear out three of its crucial parts.
But the guides couldn't destroy them, so they hid the parts in different places across the breadcrumbs.
Find those parts and return them to the Naked Lizard and the train will run.
Where can I find them?
Her elder had a plan for that. The lucky plan is she called it. She said she thought of everything, worked it all out in advance, and she prepared a role for each of us.
And the elder insisted that no one should know the entire plan, except her, of course.
The only problem is that the old lady died recently and wasn't part of the plan. I double checked. She must have missed something somewhere.
The lucky ones happen to cry so, and why? Because they loved her so much, of course not.
What's the matter then?
The crime because their saviors finally appeared and they don't know what to do with them.
You hadn't even arrived yet and the elder already ruined everything for you, why?
The lucky ones were supposed to take you straight to the Lizard's Heart.
The Lizard's Heart?
Yes, it's one of the three parts of the train according to the legend.
The Lizard's Heart is the engine.
But since the lucky plan has gone wrong, you won't have an easy ride to the Lizard's Heart.
What about the other parts?
The Lizard's Eye is the train's headlights, but it's hidden somewhere guarded by the
guide so I don't know how to get it.
You hear the miracle.
Where can I find them?
Don't worry savior, they'll find you
They're exactly how to find the lizard's foot the third part of the train. Where is it?
Not so fast first do as I say. You're going to the lighthouse got it waiting there
Most likely waiting there
Most likely there should be a woman young won't mistake her for anyone else give that woman
Yes
Give that woman this bottle
Just don't open it she must decide for herself
Even an elephant can draw with its trunk better than you
What
How do I get to lighthouse port elephant heel
Hmm, I see.
The recent years have been turned into some kind of laboratory that started renovating
it, brought in some strange equipment.
They were trying to develop a vaccine for the dry disease.
There's no cure for that bloody plague.
The code for the new door they installed on the fort.
Supposing for security, but I think they were hiding something inside.
Tell me the code.
Oh my god.
Jack will help you to the forties, one of us, one of the lucky ones.
There he is, parking his plane nearby.
Okay
Was that the naked lizard behind us
Ash pear cooking ingredient just cooking
The beasts gambit
I'm French, by the way.
This amassed me to get you a coin.
Very good.
You didn't forget this time.
It looks like I can save for some new clone after all.
Oh, I wasn't tempted to keep the coin for myself.
Why would I?
Tell me, my friend, but tell me honestly, were you tempted to keep the coin for yourself?
No.
Excuse me, but as a Frenchman, this is difficult for me to understand.
Is this racist?
I'm confused.
What is happening?
Like, what is going on?
I'm a man incessantly visited by temptations
Asking for myself life is too short not to indulge them. This game is wild man
We're back in the real world. Have you already figured out what Goldman's mission is no pills sort of the train looks like a big lizard
We want it to move
the trip
We need to do a lot of things and fly to that for with the funny name
Something like the boot or the shoe try to remember it yourself
I'm not stupid. It's all the pills. You were green again today when I take the green ones
I can't think of anything. I just want to sleep all the time
Remember what dr. Gilbert said about the green pills you must not sleep for eight hours after you take them
now try to pay what kind of medication is that we can look at the map and
and remember together what that fort is called.
I feel like I should know that.
And looking at it makes me wanna sleep even more.
It's like someone drew it with a pencil.
You like drawings.
Drawings like yours with lots of colors
and everything looks real.
And you know, everything seems to move.
Like if you look at it for long enough.
Oh, you mean a map like Monsieur Jacques has.
Monsieur Jacques?
You mean that guy with the mustache?
Does he have a map?
Why doesn't he show us?
because you interrupted him?
I didn't interrupt anything!
I'm listening!
Man...
That... I...
Wow...
Okay.
Uh, below something with Idol Chatter,
Monster Jack is at your service.
I need to get to Elephant Heel Fort.
Nothing could be easier now that you have your own personal pilot and your personal airplane for to give up that taste of sailing vessel that took you here now you fly like a man.
Let's fly.
Yes, yes, Montserrat, but just one moment.
Do you see that flag?
Well, I didn't see what wasn't there, bro.
What?
You just magic did into insistence.
Wherever you may roam, you'll find a flag like that and I shall fly to collect you anywhere on the map.
By the way, this game is awesome, says Vanilla Badger. This game is insanely unique.
Like, I can't compare this to anything at this point.
Throw away that pathetic scroll, you call a map, and feast your eyes upon Montseer Jack's masterpiece.
Wow, that's actually gorgeous.
How about that, now that's what I call a map, right?
Not bad.
Now, bad this is the most amazing land you can imagine, believe me, I've seen it all.
With such beauty unfolding, even a crusty old eclair like me remembers what it's worth
living for.
Let's get down to business, by all means.
The left hand one's a detailed map on share to begin with, but I'll help you in the living
tart.
It's part of sitting somewhere inside the giant priest's statue that is a gross man's.
By the way, there were a bit one in his entrance which you can imagine.
And to get to Insight Grossman, you need the Serpent Globe from the Temple of Hesimonius.
Just don't ask me what it is, I try to keep away from anything magical.
You better jump to the Archaeologist Howard Hope using the Serpent Globe, which his idea
seems recently was another huge one.
Okay.
I must have forgotten you can travel to the Temple of Hesimonius by sleigh with penok.
He knows the way best.
Monster Jack is rambling again.
You want to get to L-Conceal 4 to swiftly as possible, right?
Okay, let's go to the lighthouse first a former military fort now converting to a laboratory
SESCAMATI
Hey, Shabtai good morning. How are you, bud?
Opera Mushroom
Maybe I can't do this yet?
What's on the outside?
The big hand did back in the interior.
That's a lot of dead people man.
The hell?
What in the map?
Whoa.
Oh.
Okay.
Whoa.
Very Metroidvania.
Hmm.
Wait, was that... was that where I was supposed to go?
Oh yeah, I guess so. Okay.
That's a big old gun, yeah.
The Patchwork Elephant take an open collection.
Olivia Klein's Diary.
Oh man.
A lot of exposition in this game.
I was not expecting this much like actual exposition.
Ew.
Is that a church?
Or a synagogue?
Hmm, I don't know.
Is that my bones?
his body. Mom! Okay, okay. I was just making sure you were paying attention.
He just got his spine put back in place? Yeah, you know happens. Happens.
Shard of the turquoise path.
Okay.
By the way, as we reach the end of our first hour, thank you THQ Nordic for sponsoring the stream.
This is the new Life of Goldman demo, the eternal life of Goldman, and this actually just came out today.
So if you want more information, go to code.tv.goldman and or click the link at the top of chat.
Big thank you to those that do.
Yeah.
Oh.
Boop.
Seeing that treasure fall over the side, is it compaings me.
a lot of out there
Woo, go!
Oh, God!
Okay, so those doggos work.
Weird.
What happened to the rural python before it sheds its skin?
The ice cloud over in lymph accumulates under the scales to attach a dead tissue.
The fort is the same as the snake.
Wait, how am I supposed to jump over those?
I
Stereo lasation
Okay, I think I've heard that word before which one
Sterilization from the nurses in the hall. They were talking about something and laughing laughing. What does it mean?
There is nothing funny about it. It means that the woman doesn't want to have children, right?
It seems that way never ever what if she changes her mind seems she's determined
Are there lots of people like that like what who don't like children? She doesn't that's
What is it then I'm sure she likes children. It's just that some people not all people but some people they
They... I guess you could say they don't want to...
RUIN THEIR LIFE?
Arthur, please.
I remember what you...
I apologized a hundred times, a thousand times.
Didn't you promise to forget about it?
I promised.
You remember what you promised, right?
Yeah, I remember what I promised.
Good then.
As a parent, that was very poorly handled by that woman.
Like there's lots and lots of very fine reasons that I'm sterilized for the record.
And I love kids!
So it's like, um, okay.
That's weird, man.
That's weird.
I don't know. That's weird.
Co-hates kids confirmed? Yeah, it's true.
I probably do. I probably just don't know it.
Yeah.
See that background is GORGED.
Also, how do you tell, like, how do you promise a kid to forget a traumatic event?
like what you like it sounds like the mother may have said at one point that
she felt he was like a mistake or something and that you promise not to
think about that anymore it's like what dude what this is crazy man
Oh god.
Out.
What does co mean? Oh, oh, but sterilize I saw that I had three kids and then I saw the doctor
Yeah, no no three and through is what they call it free and free. Yeah
Sprint hold RT to sprint
Well, I if I know it's this try not
Man look at that old man go make me jealous damn this guy
I'll take it.
three-eyed moss cooking ingredient.
I hope the cooking mechanics in the demo, I'd love to know what it's like to put that
I'm doing these wrong.
Oh, maybe I have to jump higher.
The flexible chance to discover mysterious carvings can not generate an impulse that
triggers special str- There it is.
Oh
Sir
Dude.
Dude!
Hmm.
It's DuckTales all the way down here.
Dude!
dude! mmm it's DuckTales all over again, Jack.
Hmm.
Appellacan's Maw.
Tovers gravity? Always, always a thing.
Always a thing.
We go down into the right, I think?
Yeah.
Hoppers!
Wait, what is that?
Just a dog being held?
Ew.
I don't like that.
I don't like that at all.
I don't like that at all.
Yeah, it's like being held down by vines.
There's some kind of green view that's spitting.
Oh
Okay.
Dude, I'm doing the thing you're telling me to do.
Okay, that was me.
Dude, they let you like completely change direction on a dime in the air.
That's a little wild.
Oh, what's this?
I don't know what that is.
I make this
There we go
A very rare pomegranate that only goes in the foot of the diamond tree, people believe
it devours fallen diamonds and absorbs their power.
The pomegranate permanently increases your health.
Okay.
All good.
okay
all good
We've got to go up here.
The hairpinette.
I don't know what that is.
It's a weird picture, I know.
Oh
Can I keep bouncing on those yes, okay
It's kind of funny, they have this whole reset animation, but you don't have to worry about
that at all.
It just resets all the time anyway.
If you like jumping platformers, this is the game for you dude.
Oh my lord, there's so much in this game.
That works.
Hurts.
Alright, you're not sure.
Creeping mints?
Bro, what?
I just went into the machine and shocked his butt and now he's telling you to get out
and I swear to god if I just get out he fights me.
It's like, what?
What?!
Am I trying to bounce these to get somewhere?
Oh, what am I doing?
Look at the background, there's a bunch of those little faces watching.
I'm sorry Rato.
It better isn't 0451 he said he gave us the code he totally said oh 4863
Let's read it again.
Sculpting this once you find the lighthouse, you're given a bottle of liquid and this one
warned to be a door with a combination.
Oh, a door with a combination.
That's not this.
This is something different.
So wait, now we can chamber of the final key.
Only 998 fries to go, yeah.
There we go. Done. It didn't work. Uh, so I guess... Do we have any device or treasure?
No. I wonder if that's the Morse code in the background.
I'm gonna say.
How do I look at that mysterious code?
Was that it?
I can't pull the ring to the right.
Scared happy bashful?
Let's see if there's any of these.
No, any codes in there? No.
Except for the diary.
No.
Not making Lizard coordinates.
Okay, so I don't know if we have this yet.
There may be other places we can go on the map though.
Hmm.
I think you put the original code in wrong.
Let's go check.
You know, honestly, that really sounds
Something
Okay
Four eight six three
Four eight six three
No, I knew it. I knew it. He tricked us who this team that's cool
Oh, but it's still it's actually the right way. We couldn't trust him
Okay rude and obviously angry about something and then he lied and gave Goldman the wrong code on purpose
You guys got it. You know that altar. Maybe you see him was mistaken or maybe he was lied to let's just wait and see
What's there to see we already know it was the wrong code even if he did lie maybe he felt he had to
He... had to lie?
Sometimes adults think that truth could ruin things, so they don't know how to explain things honestly.
So what? That's a good thing?
I'm not saying that it's good, I'm just saying that... that... sometimes I understand it.
So let's...
Yeah, yeah, let's wait and see what happens.
But if he lied to us for no reason, then we need to punish him!
That's only fair, right?
Yes, that would be fair.
Okay.
Suho, listen y'all.
Enter Dibba Fort.
Okay, why doesn't he keep sending the sand golems? He's tried everything to break through the fort himself.
Now he needs to make sand golems.
Why doesn't someone get into the portso valley? His daughter lives in the fort's lighthouse.
This team asked me to give her a bottle. I know, I know. What's in it? It's certainly not Chateau Margaux.
The less you know about the cargo, the easier it is to take off.
Come on
Okay
There's no there's no other map here
Your code didn't work, maybe not so hopeless after all, what's the code?
How should I know it's been years since I served at the fort, it's probably changed.
Easy with the accusations.
You see this handsome fellow that's a golem, and the time comes he'll find the lizard's
foot for you.
I see you put the scroll in the mouth.
There's an ancient phrase in the language that bears life itself, but it cannot be spoken
aloud so it's written on a special scroll.
I don't need this knife.
Don't worry, I already have the scroll.
I gave it to Jack for safekeeping.
Just be careful.
The whispers, things that ancient always find have gotten inside your head.
So what did that scroll whisper to you?
It's none of your business.
All you need to do is a goal and we'll come to life and bring to your precious part.
You cannot just put the lizard foot in your pocket.
Those string parts will melt you in a second.
need this. The Exquisite Marble Statue is an angel gift to the guides from the Klein
fan. The guides here are still just children. I need a new code. Boris Reign.
Where can I find Boris?
He's out on the pier at Tish Island. Tell him I sent you.
Okay?
Okay, lucky one's coming.
Come on, Vance. We got a room.
Jell says, do you think good storytelling can ever say the wrong information on purpose to point it out to the consumer, make it seem blatantly obvious to the player?
Jell, you mean like a red herring?
There's entire story mechanisms to attempt to mislead the reader or the person reading the story in a specific direction.
So yeah, that's what a red herring is in a lot of ways.
One sec.
Here we go.
We've got a little landing pad now, nice.
My long-awaited tenant promised your room is clean.
So can I check in? Yes, here's your key.
There's only one small detail. You can't keep more than a thousand tides in your room.
Oh, so it's like a bank mechanic.
Okay, I'm just wondering what this was.
Okay.
Do that a bit.
That dog has a hat on.
I think it's you, isn't it?
Is it you?
No.
Why is that dog without a muzzle?
It's not my dog.
Then why are you following him?
We're just going the same way.
So you're a comedian.
Well, listen here, comedian.
If I find out the dog is yours, I'll see you punished.
The rules are the same to everyone.
You should stop playing...
Well, for example, you should stop playing when the demo version ends.
The demo version is over?
Well, now you know.
The demo's over. That's it. Period. I'm sorry.
Okay. That was pretty well done. That was pretty well done.
That was funny.
Well, dude, big thank you to Thq Nordic for sponsoring the look at this.
This, this is a,
This game is wild, like it's, it's, it's wild.
That's a hit bro.
So yeah, if you want more information on this game, definitely check out the link at the
top of chat and the code at tv slash goldman command.
Thank you for playing the demo to the end.
We hope you enjoyed it.
This is only the very beginning of a great adventure filled with light and darkness drama
laughs and wild variation.
We've been working on every detail of the game for nine years since 2018.
I had no idea.
You know what?
Looking at the graphics, it makes sense.
Looking at the art style, you can't make this kind of art quickly.
That makes sense.
Oh, and good, it said it again.
So B, if you did like that chat, it does really help the dev teams.
If you do wishlist the game, you guys hear me say this all the time.
What I will say is you don't hear me say this all the time, so let me say it real quick.
Wishlisting does not only help you get a notification when the product goes live.
a game, especially an indie game by a smaller team, that tells Steam that people are interested
in it and Steam uses that information to decide what games are in the carousel on Steam
sales, which demos get priority in different lists. It's a very, very big deal. So if you
ever see a product on this channel that has the wishlist ability and you want to help
support them, it's free, it's quick, and it actually really, really helps. As somebody
who has a wishlist to product myself, I can tell you it means the world. So thank you
very much to those that do it and uh... and this doesn't go just go for this
game any game you're interested in that's not out yet wish list it really
really helps
so
big thank you for friends there
all right chat so uh...
so they said i'm gonna play that game
i'm gonna be honest with you i don't know if i'm gonna play that game
i i don't know if i'm gonna play that game and the reason that i don't know if
I'm going to play that game is because as a 40 year old father of three boys, I have
some ideas for that story is going and I do not want to play that.
I'm going to be real with you.
Like it's it I see, I see the themes that game is starting to explore.
I'm seeing the dominoes it's setting up and I don't want to see those dominoes knocked
down.
I don't do well.
I'm going to be blunt with you.
I personally really don't do well with dead kids stuff and I really don't do well with
dying kids stuff and I, and I, and I, I'm thinking that's what's going on in the metagame and,
and I'm not in a stage of my life where I can really get enjoyment out of that.
It's just, it's one day you talk to me nine years ago, my oldest kids eight years old,
I probably would have been fine.
You talk to me in 10 years when my kids are older, I'll probably be fine.
right now at this stage in my life, I can't handle that. I just can't handle it. It's just
there are there were some words and sentences said between the parent and the kid
that immediately sent my head to some dark places and like and that's not these days it's just
that's I can already tell that story is going to be powerful and I can tell you that some people
Some people's their favorite games of all time feature stories that make you feel things like I think that story is going to make you feel
So it's it's
Yeah, I I say I'm not gonna play it
I might just because that gameplay is really really cool, but yeah, dude, that's that game's gonna be heavy
That game's gonna be heavy. That's gonna be a heavy game. It's gonna be a heavy game
Um, cool. Okay. But yeah, hey, big thanks to T.H.U. Nordic. That was great. I will say also, I
There were definitely a couple parts of that game where I was a little confused. It was making racial commentary. I think afterwards it wasn't, but I definitely was a little like
It, it, it was, it was very strange. I think there's things were hitting at the wrong time and it was very weird. Um, I kind of, it was, it was a little weird. Um, but I don't think that's what it was. I think I was just misreading the situation after playing it more.
But yeah, that was that was a little a little a little strange. Yeah, the French people thing and then the French guy
Telling the guy that that all he liked was gold and like it was just like well, I don't know like this is
That was a little weird for me, but I think we're okay. Okay, okay?
Just go have a new Mikey definitely sounds different. Oh, I sound well. Hopefully not worse that'll again
I didn't get a new Mike, but I did get a new mixer. So the mixer is hopefully a little
A little there where'd I get this shirt off the internet? I
Don't know where whenever I see a shirt on the internet. I like I just I just get it
Sounds better. You think well, that's good. That's great. I'm glad I'm glad. Yeah, I it's a little more bassy
Yeah, this this this this mixer is a lot better and my old mixer I've been using for like eight years and
it
Was not great
It had a lot of problems that I did not realize we're slowly building over time as parts were slowly failing in it
So I switched to a roadcaster pro 2 and all the setup has been a little bumpy and I did kill one by accident
Um, it's been good. It's been good. Cyber stand needs you. I want to go. Dude. I'm
I'm thinking about going back to some hell divers and some cozy streams. I do want to finish up meo 3
But anyway real quick. Uh, yes, and I have a new webcam. Yeah, this is now 4k co in more natural colors
You can see all of the like I say you can see all my gray hairs now
So
Yeah
Okay, give me one second shot, what I'm gonna do.
So the plan for the rest of the day,
we're gonna play some more games.
I'm not gonna take a lunch yet.
We're gonna take a lunch a little bit later.
I think we're gonna go ahead and do some more mugenics.
And then I'm gonna take a lunch and do a couple meetings.
And then after that, I will be back
for the Convergence Showcase.
Normally I am off on Thursdays,
but today I am not off.
Today I will be back at around 2 to 30 and we're going to be watching the
indie conversion showcase.
It's going to be fun.
Mm-hmm.
But real quick, uh, while this is starting, let me, let me get, uh, the gate.
Oh, whoops.
You can, you can't click during the new genics intro or it freezes.
Then you have to wait.
There we go.
Okay.
We ended a really interesting run a little earlier, interesting TM.
And now we're gonna bring in some new strurfs and send some folks back out
Now have ourselves a party chat have ourselves a little party
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I don't want to drop anything.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
Alright, chat.
Super quick bio, and then we are going to have some fun.
Have some fun. We also need to buy a lot of furniture and stuff. I need more appeal. I
Need much more appeal. I
Think we got to take out some of this minus appeal stuff. I think there's some minus appeal things
So our appeal is in nine right now, what's a good appeal to have chat you think?
I'll put a Comfort in here.
Oh Lord, that's not going to work at all, is it?
We need bigger rooms, we need some bigger rooms.
42?
That's pretty good.
We've got 10 now, let's see how this goes.
We got one kitten, two kittens, three kittens, and hi-doh.
Leroy Jenkins?
Well, that's great.
All right, we'll let these in just a sec.
All right, chat, I will be back momentarily.
I'm going to go refill my coffee.
Mods, you know what to do.
And you know what?
When I get back, I think we're also going to give away a sweatshirt off the store.
I'll be back in one second and we're gonna go from there right mods do your thing
I feel quite hungry, I feel quite thirsty.
I
I can't deny it, but it's a great way to walk in a sand, it's always good, looking for food and scrabble, good, nobody wants me, take a round the door, I'm just a hoax, walking around a tin and mighty shard, nobody wants me, nobody wants me.
I
Oh
No.
Oh, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I
No!
Don't!
Look back this way!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
?
?
?
with a piece of yellow wine.
I got a feeling that I'm gonna watch you die.
Yeah, yeah.
Hit our bikes.
Run over by a truck.
D-K-H-I-N-G.
Nothing in my head.
I'll see you soon, Missus.
You were such a good guy.
Till a coyote came fit off your head.
Yeah, by the way, we're back high um oh
Oh, that's weird.
So one quick note, by the way, um,
I know a lot of you guys want more games than eugenics on the channel.
I hear you.
I hear you.
One of the things we're going to be doing is I went ahead and reached out to
Mr.
Danis gaming and tomorrow at 11 a.m.
Me and him are going to finish Rihanna.
Awesome.
So that's going to happen.
That should be fun.
Okay!
Great. No. No kittens. No kittens.
Alright, let's take a look at what we got.
A little low on Khan, but he's decent on everything else. We can make a tank out of him, maybe.
Dude's name is Cozy.
The name is Cozy.
Um...
I think I'm missing one in here, aren't I?
What, they're two kittens?
Maybe not.
Okay.
Cygnus.
Wow.
Cygnus, my dude.
Uh, your attack stats are low, but...
Might be able to work with that.
Uh, Torsano.
We can use you.
You're going in. You can declare it, actually.
Leroy Jenkins.
Wow.
Cool.
he'd make a good thief let's bring him in as a thief
styler you're low movement but you're high everything else we're pretty low
strong though and you're blind oh sorry bud you're done sorry bud I've done
again a new invention appears this will seriously change the world make me a
billionaire now listen up like everyone I've done it again best invention ever
You break a mirror and your family dies or whatever, it's like that but with more science
you call it the magic mirror.
He was poppin' on a cat and haven't finished the boneyard.
What?
Oh god.
No.
Imagine having a single claw so powerful that they wrote a song about you.
There's one now. It's called the legend of the claw.
The legend of the claw.
Okay, let's do this.
Okay.
What is this new item we got?
I'm gonna have to look at this.
All right, so Grace is going to be Grace a decent all-arounder with not a lot of starting mana
But she can do all sorts of things. Let's do the specialist first
You are high int high decks high con
So we'll make you our ranger
If you have some okay, you're gonna be our thief
You have low con but all your other stats are decent. Let's make you a tank
And then it looks like you'll be our cleric
Cool
Okay, what is this new item we got we get let's do it. Let's do a run
Your team has very bad luck during events plus two thorns. That's terrible. I'm not doing that
We could take the mysterious dice I quest your team's level of options are complete chaos
I'm gonna do this. This is happening. I'm gonna do our absolute best to somehow make it through this chat
You got zealot and pur- oh, purifier. That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Uh, so we should probably try to get you some movement stuff. Do you have any movement stuff?
Do...
We'll do a water feeder. Actually, that's not do- let's put that on our tank.
Uh, we'll put this on for the mana.
Put this on you.
Straight rage attack to put some mojo. We'll put that on you.
Let's put the halo on our tank.
Let's put double, so a double protection on our tank.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Okay.
You got bullseye.
Oh, that's good.
That could give us some good options.
Of course, well, I say that, but we're not gonna be able to do.
to jack this around with this item that we're doing.
For you, let's do the flying.
And let's just do the dodge chance on you.
Lucky and a little bit of brace there.
Let's just put this on you and put that on him.
And let's put the spring on our tank.
I love springs.
Egg on you.
Actually, let's do- yeah, let's do the knockback thing on him. That could be good.
Do-do-do.
Mmm, do we have any neck pieces? We have one, but I don't want to use it. What about eyes?
new although I I mean we could do this no now we're already let's let's let's go
with this let's go with this okay Ranger needs some speed I got him I got
him some I got him some health so hopefully can at least eat some hits as
he can't move anywhere. Yes. We're just kind of unfortunate. Um, well, that was a horrible
mistake. Saved.
I've got throw scrap and shoving match okay and convert
Get him up front oh we already got one of these guys okay cool oh
I should give the egg to the Ranger since he's got the yeah, we'll see
Uh
Scoot.
Boom.
Okay.
Pretty smooth first round it looks like.
Which we will take.
Hey, Spurry.
Alright.
Oh, wow.
Um, oh.
I'm gonna get this, but I'm not bad.
Okay.
Let's loot it.
We got the Bible.
Cleanse one stack of a random debuff from a unit at melee range.
Passive your heals heal for extra.
What will we do now?
Go, go, go.
Okay.
Rage.
Oh, it doesn't do any damage?
Oh, that's too bad.
I've done a little.
Oh, god, I shouldn't have turned around.
Oh, Barry, it's Cocam.
Hmm hmm.
Ow.
Get that pooter out of here, chat.
Get that pooter out of here.
Ain't got no time for that pooter.
For that one.
So many pooters.
Everywhere.
Army of pooters.
I wonder if Ko wakes up at night humming the music from this game?
Uh, no, I don't really wake up doing it because I go to bed doing it, so, you know, when you knock an ally in it, you deal no damage to allies.
Hmm.
Oh, I think I really want this, though. Web trap?
That's random.
This is good for him.
Ooh.
Okay.
Do you have any plans to do another stalker to play through?
Eventually, yes.
Absolutely.
inflict freeze on a random enemy at the start of each battle
oh yeah yow exam in the trash
hmm got some food and health hell yeah dude
rogue got froze
one
of
the
of
the
of
a
show
of
the
of
the
of
the
Oh, I should have been mobilized and out of the thing, it's okay.
Rude.
Rowe is inadvertently trapping himself in here.
I'm totally in for it. Just let's do it. Oh
I didn't get the upgrade whoops
Yeah, we didn't we didn't get
I should have put it into that map.
M&P! No, not really, no, people have been pretty killed about it. It's been all good. Ow, worth.
Bro is not moving.
Oh my god.
This is a silly fight.
4th.
Cool.
All right one more hit from the archer we're good
Oh beautiful, beautiful.
That's kind of cool.
Look away can work.
Yeah, look away can work.
I
Boom!
Take one of those out early.
Put some grass on him.
Oh, the bird is frozen.
Nice.
Boom.
Boom.
Wonderful.
Okay.
I think I just got a tater and I'm totally here for that.
Even the corpses look away.
It's pretty funny.
Any reasons for not picking up coins?
Uh, no, I just hate money.
Uh, let's get, yeah, bulls eye out.
What is this tater?
At the end of each turn, getting plus one preemptive counter attack.
Oh, yes.
That sounds awesome.
This is why he never mentions Twitch Prime, it's true.
I'm really bad about mentioning Twitch Prime, I should do that a lot more.
I always say that, I never do that.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Oh, this guy's gonna be able to come down.
mmmmm yeah okay.
Cause we can kill him.
Du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du,
I need like a buff or something with this guy.
He's a really good healer, but he's not really doing much right now.
Do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do.
Do-da-do.
Cough cough cough.
Excuse me.
That's fine.
That's all I need to do.
Hmm.
Cool.
Just in case.
Hmm.
VIP detected.
I won't say thank you for joining us.
There we go.
Dang it!
Sulliver biscuits!
Don't, don't, don't, don't.
Boom.
Gorgeous.
Okay.
Hey, Rookie, what's up, buddy?
How are you?
Oh, where did my YouTube chat go?
Let me get that big stuff.
Um.
Let's get that big stuff.
Let's do protect the weak.
Have you thought about doing a run without a cleric?
I've done runs without a cleric before, and I've used druids,
but I do try to bring a healer.
and I try to bring a physical, a warrior, or a,
ooh, he's got a hard shot, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Your basic attack inflicts, oh my God!
Dude!
Our healer is gonna inflict bleed every time.
But your basic attack removes debuffs.
Okay, huh, I don't know how this is gonna work. We need to need to play with us
What how does love song what?
I think I'm gonna try way at the turtle
Hmm. Yeah. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Okay. Please don't be the pig. Nice.
All right, let's see good, okay.
It's not applying wait.
I start with three bleeding.
Oh, that is rough.
Oh, he bleeds himself?
He doesn't bleed?
Oh, so he gains a bleed every attack.
Oh, that's terrible.
Oh my, this is a really bad one.
I need a cleanse stat dude.
Oh my lord.
I don't know what we're going to do about this.
Our cleric is officially on a timer, every, every time, every time he's on a timer.
I
Beautiful.
Good on that first.
Good on that first.
Okay.
Rude.
This doesn't, that doesn't prevent bleeding, does it?
If there's any way we can get that item off, we need to figure out how to do it.
Remove all status effects from another unit that inflict bleed 5 on it?
Girl, what?
Okay.
Yeah, we're already doing a challenge run.
This is already a messed up run, so.
Okay.
Oh, where's that smell coming from?
If I charm you and punch you in the face, it's out.
I probably could have done that differently.
Ow.
Okay, so he's not bleeding yet.
Okay, that's good.
So maybe he started with the two bleed from the event last time.
Which is actually great.
Oh, hell yeah!
Oh, dude!
If counterspell isn't triggered by your next turn absorb it to gain plus two damage and plus two all stats up.
But what you do to start bleeding?
I'm a bit confused now.
Okay.
You bled on basic attack?
You have a 1?
Oh, okay. Use your attack on 1 bleed, then it doubles up every turn.
Okay, damn dude.
It's a brutal one.
Yeah, we gotta figure out how we can deal with this man.
9 toes with a 2 gifted sub.
Thank you.
Always cast the counterspell?
Well, it's said that if I don't cast the counterspell, I get a buff.
So I kinda wanna try that.
See how buff we can make this thing.
This thing's still un- er, frozen. That's wild. Now that's weird. I didn't use the counterspell.
Oh, if it's not triggered. Oh, okay. So we have to cast it, but then he has to not get
triggered by the next turn. I see. I didn't quite understand that. I was wondering why
it wasn't working. Okay, that makes more sense. Thank you. So all basically always
cast it. Yeah.
Super challenge. Could a fresh playthrough of KCD2 with DLCS ever be a thing?
Mm-hmm.
Asking because I've restarted my yearly list of good games to replay all.
Oh, absolutely, dude. Absolutely. Yes, I'm very much considering doing, uh, I'm going
to do a KCD2 playthrough with the DLCs at some point. Yeah, with all of them.
I'm going to kiss the writhing thing of maggots and we made some friends.
I love making maggots.
Oh, I should have turned him away.
Maybe get better at that.
It's like one of the first times I've had that skill.
Cool.
There's my one bleed.
Start the bleeding process.
As we do.
Boom!
Thank you, maggot friends!
Let's see...
BAM!
Where is that smell coming from?
Beautiful.
It's the applause.
That's where the smell is coming from, the applause.
You would have made Ben so proud with that comment.
Lovely.
Yes!
Oh, that's a great one to get.
More!
Oh!
Another great item.
Let's get that on you.
Round.
Round.
Is anyone super low con?
No, this whole team is decent con.
Yikes!
Man, I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
Uh, man, I don't know, I'm tempted.
Yeah, we're gonna, you know, this egg is awesome.
I want more.
More.
More.
Did Kodas loop testicles?
I did.
I did.
Uh-oh.
Fire party took five damage.
Okay.
Trampy.
I love the percussion in this trap.
I love the percussion in this trap.
just dump me in a corner. Ow. Rude. My lord, he messed this guy up. Wow.
Geez dude, it is chill there
Yeah, we need to keep the deeps going on this guy, but I also got to keep him back.
Yeah.
Nice.
that counters doing some work. I love how I have like five protection but I'm
I'm still gonna probably die to like, bleed.
Heh heh heh.
Dammit.
Yeah, he's got no cell feeling.
And...
He can't cure his status.
That is such a problem.
Oh, it's okay.
Do we have anything that we could use as a trick on this?
What?
Your basic attack is Magic Missile?
This is the...
Oh my god, this is the weirdest.
Ooh!
Maybe.
Yeah, let's do that.
That's interesting.
I can lead to some interesting fangs.
adjacent and diagonal ally cats get the bonus ability bowl roll the bowling ball cat if
it hits something deal 10 damage and a large cone with knockback what although it should
probably get some charisma for future stuff. Yeah, I think that's the smart play here.
We definitely need some. I'm gonna save my money.
Oh, rude.
Oh good, the other 34 is frozen, so we can kind of work on this guy a little bit here.
Is everyone healed?
Yes.
Let's just charge up this guy to take some hits real quick.
Oh dude, he's out in the open. Uh oh.
Meow.
Oh, I should have done the turn away thing.
Shoot.
Uh, let's get you over here.
You're okay, right?
Yeah, you're fine.
Beautiful.
I wanted to keep him so badly.
It's almost worth the save scam, to be honest.
Oh my gourd
There we go. Get that nice big double hit in there. Double hit, double hit, gum. Oh,
Oh, he missed him! Yes!
They take the bleed.
Go here, because I would rather you take the hit than him.
Oh, good, he killed the fall. Great.
Okay, so I think we're good nice
Let's do this take him out
Oh perfect dr. Nuclear test is the eviction continues yep
What do you guys think?
What do you guys think?
I think probably the strength, more muscle, you think plus two con kitten?
Yeah you know what, you know what, that's a great call, let's do the plus two con because
we're currently dealing with the bleed being the issue, so let's see if we can get that
Perfect.
Turn of your box.
Oh, Leroy Jenkins has pains of hunger.
Oh, wow.
Uh, hmm.
Let's block him.
Okay.
I'm gonna get in this purple dude and I don't want to.
three
Okay. Oh, we countered his ability. Nice. Great.
Oh, we're so close.
Super chat Joseph
New to your streams Duffy runs on our craters got me hooked watching you play this got me to buy it and play with my wife
Hey, cool for the content my friend keep it up. Absolutely. Thank you for the $10 super chat Joseph really appreciate it
And glad we were showing you some games that you're enjoying man
That is awesome
Or as the streets charts would say that is Jawsome, and I appreciate it
We're gonna take all these dudes out I think with our other guy
our teeth
Also got is this we froze a chum bag. Oh, it's one of these. Yeah. Yeah, we did nice. Okay
I can't quite get to it. There we go. Boom!
Ow!
One. Two.
One. Two.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Boop.
Here.
That works.
Now where's the other one here?
Oh, there's one right there.
I missed one!
Oh, beautiful!
Oh, wait, now we have the top part of a tire in the bottom.
Wait a second, I could make my basic attack an AOE heal?
No, but I'd have to replace one of these and I don't want to.
I think we need to take Hiss, we're going to get upupkitted Hiss.
because I don't want to replace these and all of these would replace them there.
Oh, it also replaces the heal.
Oh, the Germans, thank you.
You just saved me a little bit.
Uh, blue.
Great.
How do you make the map show up?
Oh, middle mouse button or control makes all the stuff disappear
so you can easily see what's on the thing.
Like that.
That's control or middle mouse button.
Where is that smell coming from?
Where's that smell coming from?
Okay, get some grass out here.
I can't attack this guy because he would destroy him if we did that.
He's gonna hit him, but, oh he don't, he may not, I don't think it is good.
Oh, wow, so much for a mobile, I guess.
I'm a little worried about this dude, we gotta get him out of here.
Boom
Okay, I still
With twitch prime, what did the werewolf say when he stabbed his toe?
That checks out thank you the 53 I appreciate it buddy
Uh, let's go back.
Stinkily distinctive.
Oh, I was hoping that would kill him.
Nice. Hey, hey, hey, the Maggot got him.
GG.
No.
No.
No.
Boom.
I wish you had some more movement on this guy.
Nice.
That knockaway is real handy.
First time we got 40 HP over here.
Great.
Great. That was a good round. That was good.
Is that milk?
Hey, Twin Shot. We'll take Twin Shot. Hell yeah.
Actually useful.
Find a common item when this breaks.
Silence of the lambda said this person is causing the smell with an arrow up the person above them is in before in before David
Oh man. Yeah, was it David this whole time?
Nice, nice, good looking out, silence.
Okay, 20 HP there.
Does it count as a death if we down these guys?
Yes, I think it does.
Oh.
Should have taken the flies out, that's okay.
All right, we gotta make sure that people do not die here because these zombies will eat the corpses.
Um...
Okay.
Let's get that guy out of play, get you some defense.
Oh this is a crate.
Nice bag.
I was gonna eat- OH he tried to eat it, but he was countered.
That is actually awesome.
That's fantastic.
Okay.
Awesome.
We got a Leroy Cat?
We do!
Jenkins on our team right now.
Lee-Roller Jenkins!
The infamous...
The infamous Lee-Roller.
All right, let's see.
Jump to a tile that inflicts attraction on all enemies within a range 4.
Kill all allies and give them one temporary damage.
I might have to do this. Although, no, no, no, that wouldn't work.
I was gonna say, maybe I could do this and bounce my throw scrap between players.
Um.
Hmm.
Rubber is strong.
I don't have rubber arrows though.
So what projectiles would bounce?
This is a fighter.
Remember, we're doing a challenge run.
So these guys are going all over the place.
I'm going to, I'm going to take out the brace for this.
I'm going to see what, if we like this.
I don't know if we're going to have a real try.
I do like the idea of our fighter being able to do some
Moderate healing
Also meow
Okay, we've got four big cats and if we oh we got to take these out actually don't we
Yep, there's other more
Summons a zombie cat at the end of each round. Oh Jesus dude, okay
Let's get ready for that
Oh, okay.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Gloria's?
Gloria's?
We'll counter the corpsey, nice.
Oh, these are 22?
Oh, dang, bro.
Try two movements now.
Oh, no, it's not how that worked.
I really should have sent someone else over there.
This may have been a big mistake, but I think we're in it.
We may get a little overwhelmed here.
I'll just do this.
Yeah, this will be worth it.
Well damn.
Those preemptive counters are fantastic.
I definitely did not mean to do that on my gun.
whoops countered the countered the munch
get him little maggot friend
maggot friend might get him
Nope, just kidding. I'm gonna... BAM!
Beautiful.
You're critical, let's deal 100% more damage and inflict lead and weakness. Game plus one, whenever you make a critical hit.
Yes.
Yes.
So why do I not see your name in the mail list and the credits at the end of the game
rude?
Because that wasn't up to me, Black Ghost.
Plant flowers in a large area, usable once per battle.
Let's do you.
Do we almost have a full rubber set?
We have a rubber hat, a rubber mask, so we need like a rubber pants, a pants item.
No, no, no, no, I was not asked to do a meal.
No, unfortunately, I would have loved to, but I did not have to fight poop, okay.
2 health regen and 2 mana regen for things standing on this, nice.
Do we want to break tombstones? I don't think so. Doesn't that make, like, not great things?
I feel like this thief is currently set up to be like the perfect counter to this thing.
And that's kind of great.
Oh, I didn't- what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can you knock a unit into an ally, or knock an ally into an enemy that I totally hit him
into him and he didn't basic attack?
Weird.
That was kind of my big plan.
I didn't knock him into this guy?
Oh, it's because I had to be on this side?
You think so?
You think it depends on which side I knocked him back on?
Hmm, interesting.
Maybe you're right.
Nice.
Let's turn him away from our team.
Boom.
Beautiful.
You can do that?
Interesting.
Funfight. That was great.
Um...
Yeah.
Let's reduce that. That's a great skill to have when we need it.
How to catch your brain drain? I'd be egg that summons.
Whoa.
Whoa!
Dude!
That's cool.
I'm gonna put a weapon on him.
Damn, man. Hell yeah.
Okay.
Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep.
Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep.
Um, I'll spin the top.
Digs away when damaged.
Don't hurt my boy. Don't you hurt my boy
Oh
Yeah
Let's put you hopefully out in front to lure an attack
And put that on the brain drain. Oh
We really needed a crit there
I'm gonna see if I can I can I maybe block it. I don't know if I can block it. We'll see in a second. I guess
Nice
These have a back or a behind
Dang, I'm like one under this thing.
They cannot target that guy?
Oh, great.
Perfect!
Perfect!
Where'd that guy come from?
Okay.
Alright, looking good, looking good.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Oh, you can go and attack it slow to see where the back is.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Awesome.
Good tip.
Your basic attack removes debuffs from allies and gives them all stats up.
King's Crown.
Okay, we get all stats up at the beginning of a round.
Sure.
Oh god, we got a cursed hairball?
Oh, I couldn't get it because I already have a cursed thing.
Oh, that's funny, dude.
Pony Pew says, can we bribe you to release Emberville now?
I mean, I mean, I'd say no, but everyone has a price, right?
What do you think?
What's your angle?
Oh, that didn't work.
That did not work as planned, chat.
I am literally bouncing out.
I do need to get some much better movement or some I you know what maybe we'll put the
spring on that.
Because we have the extra move on him yeah I think we're going to do that.
We're going to do that.
Yeah we're going to put the extra move on the tank.
With the spring
Was it you yes, it was fantastic
Oh this bro's leeching you need to be stopped you need to be stopped
Oh, you're already in the grass. You're fine. You're fine.
You kill there.
Yeah.
Perfect.
All right, one little guy still frozen.
42 I, yeah, dude I, I think, I think you're right man, I think you're right.
At toe carnage high after hours of watching you play this game, I have come to the conclusion
that you most probably are suffering from gaming addictions.
This condition can cause lack of sleep, daydreaming and cat hallucinations and in this case, even
the hearing of meows during the night and such.
The only cure to this is playing more of this game.
I agreed.
So I was like, yeah, no I agree.
I mean, there's very little light at the end of this tunnel, but we do what we can.
We do what we can.
Yep.
I want to hit him into that other guy so bad, but I think that would end in...
...tornade.
Then, I'll put him down.
Yeah.
I heard snacking on toes can cure that.
Oh, snacking on some toes?
Yeah?
Okay.
What's the keybind for tactical view?
Either control...
...or...
...middle mouse button.
Brooooo, what?
Well that's awesome.
Anytime I move, it automatically uses my attack.
Okay.
That's fun.
I want cuts.
Give me a north.
Yeah I got to raise your brain.
Great.
Oh God.
Okay.
Okay.
He's frozen.
Of course he is the bastard.
All right.
Oh dude, my warp counts as a move?
Oh, that's glorious.
Okay, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna hit him back, move again, I'm gonna butt-shoot,
and then I'm gonna park right here with this.
I really wish my guy was up there, but...
Oh
He cast a traction? Oh no.
Oh my god, this is trouble.
dude he is the worst person that we may have to we may have to scum this yeah we
we might have to scum this
Wow.
Just chill.
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, okay.
Oh god, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, we're not done.
We're not done.
Um, how can we do this? Um, we only have two people.
Did you just attack him? No. Um...
Just move? What do you mean, just move?
I can't, because the problem is, is he's gonna dodge everything, isn't he?
So like, wherever I move, he's just gonna...
Oh, never mind, okay.
Oh, that's right! My archer can't miss.
So it doesn't matter. Yeah, because he can't miss.
Complete the Boneyard with the Thief. Nice!
All right, so I think we just completed this quest, so I'm going to go home, right?
We did this.
Take it to the Boneyard.
So we're good.
I'm going.
Yeah, we're doing this because I want to complete these quests.
How much did I do about the game?
Oh, I'm loving it, dude.
a great time. Okay.
Uh, Calvin seems okay.
Oh my lord, we have a lot of good things.
Oh, that's cool.
I thought that was the one that inflicted like a bleeding and a poison.
What are we listening to right now?
We got to take in a bunch of worn items next so we can clear out some of our inventory.
We're overflowing, chat.
I live on it says dailies.
Oh, you're back already and it appears the dicey version settled down a bit.
Interesting.
Honestly, you can keep it.
It was basically yours anyway.
Let me know if you ever run into anything else in your house with odd powers.
There's something definitely off about that place.
Ever hear of energy vortexes?
We can talk more about it later.
Back to work.
Complete the mysterious dice side quest.
We're going to upgrade one of her activabilities at random.
Well that's kind of cool.
Also I need this potate.
I kind of need this potate.
I kind of want this eye.
There's so many good things.
So many good things.
Oh, and the jump, you need the jump, of course. Of course.
Of course of the horse. Of course, of course.
Oh, what that, too? Dang it!
Um...
Fine.
What the hell?
Oh, uh, Daelus!
Can't miss, don't work on him.
He dodges to the side, attacks that move and then attack Aaron predicted by him though.
Oh, okay, thank you.
Some for... a peel.
I'm gonna buy that, but we're not gonna use that yet.
I'm trying to get my peel way up.
Okay.
I want to see if we can sneak in another run before we do this other one.
Okay, dude.
Okay, good.
Okay, biscuit. Your movement is really bad.
But you'd be good at everything else.
You could maybe make you a mage or something. Keep it in the back.
Yeah, that would work.
Cozy. You're kind of in the same boat. You could be a ranger.
Rufus. Wow, look at that hint.
And I'm gonna make you a tinkerer.
And now do we have a fighter anywhere?
Yeah, we can do you.
Okay.
Let's do it.
What are we gonna do this time?
I think we're gonna see two,
we got a bunch of cats that I think are getting close
to ready for this fight coming up.
More butchers?
Yes, more butchers.
We could make this guy a Necro.
Hell yeah, Rufus the Necro with Hallowed Ground.
Let's go.
You are going to be a Ranger with open wounds, I guess.
That's kind of a weird one, but that's fine.
You are going to be...
I'm going to make you a Druid.
Yeah.
And then you, what are you gonna be?
I'll make you a fighter?
No, it's making a fighter.
Yeah, it's making a fighter.
Okay, we'll make, we'll see if we can make this work.
Let's bring all the worn stuff.
Resurrect the body at half HP adjoins and becomes a zealot.
If you end your turn with zero mana,
your mana regeneration is doubled.
Okay, we're gonna need some better stuff there.
a little rough. For you, the preemptive attack, you want the dodging.
We'll do for you doot-dee-doot biscuit got protection give a familiar plus one bark skin
Okay, this is a weird one. Let me get you this in case you get familiar. We're not getting
a lot of good stuff, unfortunately. We'll give you some extra Carnal. Give you Dodging Frit
Chance. Oh, you're blind. What does that even mean? Does that just mean all of his hits
are gonna miss. What does that mean? And now Co-learn C always has to check his
mutations. Thirty percent. I wonder if we can cure it. Yeah we have a blind archer
that's not good. I'm giving you a princess hat. Enjoy. Alright so we're gonna take
this pretty little archer to the right place.
New plan.
OK, what if we can get a never
if we can find a never stone further be perfect.
Now, yeah, I should put that on the third.
Let's do this as a first run.
Yeah, trying to scratch.
All right.
He dies, Ram.
Okay.
Start with two bonus moves.
I like that.
But we have so little HP.
We have to figure out some better ways to get him in the fight.
Do you like the Grand of Counter-Strike or the Grand of Attack?
Wow, we can't do anything on this guy.
is actually useless. Interesting. Looky, you just sit there looking pretty. Oh, there's
That's a big ol' fat cat down here.
Whoops!
That's a big ol' fat cat.
We're gonna wait.
Nice.
Get me up, get me up.
I honestly feel like I should have, um, probably Merle.
I probably should have waited until I got a never stone to do this princess hat thing.
I think that probably would have been the best idea.
That's okay.
Because I just realized if we get a bunch of levels for this ranger, it's gonna be not great.
He said I've got a really cute gal.
Lost the Ranger level first.
Oh my god, good
I'm gonna do death metal
It sounds fun
Talk to the mysterious figure
The dust devil joins the party. We've never had that happen
Whoa!
Well, that's kind of wild.
What does he do?
Oh god, I hope he doesn't hurt us.
Uh, Cody!
At co-carnage there's a mechanic in this game called Jaffian Enemies, they are marked
with a black skull in front of their name, they have double the health and deal more
damage but most importantly they take two turns around instead of one, they mainly show
up on the hard path.
I love your content and have enjoyed this series on YouTube and I felt like I needed
you to hear this lull.
No I appreciate that, I did not realize that they took extra turns as well, that's scary.
Yeah, thank you very much dude. Appreciate it. I'm a mucanic.
I'm gonna hold that. We're gonna hold this for death metal.
You just sit back here and look pretty.
What is he doing?
Well, that's awesome.
Literally just explodes a random enemy.
I love it.
Watch this, like, go over here and destroy the fragile helmet.
That actually would be pretty great.
That'd be funny.
I'd hate it, but it'd be funny.
Oh my god, okay, we're good.
Oh, I don't get a second nuke.
Oh, I guess I only get two the whole time.
Oh no!
I meant to do that.
All part of my master plan.
Nice.
A fleshborn.
A depth shroud.
Oh.
interesting
plus you'll be saying, you'll be proud of this
I have very very low HP overall
so, oh my, I love that
Yeah, I have real low HP, so hmm.
I'm still gonna try it, obviously, and probably regret everything, but yeah, we're gonna do
that.
I'm gonna walk over to here to get ready to pick up that health.
Oh, my dude is still with me!
Interesting.
I thought that was really going to be fair around.
You just need to get out.
Blesh golem.
Oh my god.
That was an idea.
What do you do?
I can do it again?
My flesh golem got flesh golem?
What?
Oh god, they do hurt me.
Like, a bit.
Firebird.
That guy's so dead but I'm gonna try to do as much damage as I can before he goes.
I wonder if... Okay, so we need to...
What was that?
Oh my god, that was so sad.
Wait, I thought I put him to sleep or something.
Oh dude, fear, what a great skill I have here.
I don't know what that guy's doing.
Nice. That's what I'm talking about right there. I'm so sorry, Burb. That happened.
I have the biggest urge to flesh golem again, but I think it would kill so many people.
Resist go, resist.
Okay.
Great. Oh god.
What's happening?
the crying man the crying is sending me a bit oh my god
Oh, that hurts. Yeah, this hurts. Uh, yeah, we need to experience, man. I don't know how we're gonna
do this. I need a never stone. I need to get a never stone somehow. But I have no clue how we're
gonna do that. You can't kill him.
Oh, okay.
And he's about 32s, about 30s.
Oh my lord.
He was some chonksters.
This guy's chaos incarnate.
He just like, he makes every round completely insane.
Doing it.
He's okay
That works.
Death Metal!
Okay, noice.
throws for the win. This would have been so much better with an actual player. Oh, it
It hurts the zombies, of course it does.
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
Let's do, uh, Thunder Punch, or Tats.
Witches, hats.
Bash the door.
Orgage.
Nice little pill there.
Oh, we are ambushing.
That's what I like to see, Chat. I like to see the end of the game.
Oh, God.
Great.
There's so many of these things.
Where'd the goats come from? Got it from a random event. It's gotta be very rare because I've
I've never seen him before.
Computer, computer, computer, computer.
Oh, that's mine!
Oh that stinks so it shows up as red I guess we still have to kill it huh or if we if we end our
round with it
I'm guessing it ends then
Goats crazy the goats psycho dude goats actually psycho
Maybe get some better healing in the screwed
Bro, you're crazy!
Shooters crazy, chatty's crazy!
He's warping around with a crazy ass smile on his face.
Aw, he does drugs.
He probably does drugs, chatty.
In his face.
He probably does drugs.
He's doing the Fenty flop or whatever it's called.
Aw, man!
I'll kill him!
Um...
Okay.
I've just got 14 boys.
When you use a musical ability, refresh your basic action.
Okay.
Survivalous gear.
Let's 40 dash hits and stand in tall grass.
Ooh.
Ooh, nice.
Okay, chat!
We'll be doing more of this a lot later.
We'll be doing more of this a lot later.
Thank you all for tuning in this morning.
I hope you all had a good time.
Got a nice almost five hours in here.
I am not done today.
Normally I take Thursday afternoons off to do game dev stuff with Emberville and other
things, but this afternoon I'm not doing that because I'll be back probably around two o'clock
or so for the show of the Convergence Game Show at 2.30.
And then most likely, I will also be back for a cozy stream tonight as well, um, although
I'm not sure on the cozy, but maybe we'll have to see, but as always, thank you so much
for being here.
Hope you have a great morning, afternoon, or evening wherever you are around the globe.
Thank you guys so much for hanging out with me and I will see you folks for convergence
in just a few hours.
See you guys soon.
Bye bye.
Could we be seeing Amberville then?
I don't know.
We'll have to see.
See you guys then.
I don't know we'll have to see see you guys on
You again.
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
resist. We'll be quicker that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them.
I see you're confused. Ignore the clouding in your mind.
The villagers need your help and the vitrometous is no place
It will be a difficult task, but together, you will rebuild this town.
Find a safe place and hone your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead, and there
There will be many.
For the eternal prison, no, no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison wanderer.
No more from the unceasing grip of death.
3, 2, 1...
You know, you're cursed.
I am, yeah.
Yeah.
Ha!
You do not know everything, boy.
I don't want to hear a damn thing from you.
Oh, it's a big one.
Is there falling damage?
Oh, god!
I gotta admit this this game ends so strongly dude. I love it. I love it so much
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
Are you looking at me like that? We're fine.
Oh yeah, the QZ lines are most of the time.
Exploding Motons.
Oh my god!
It bumps into what?
HA!
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god dude
Oh my god, that is amazing
YEAHHHHH!
Oh Jesus!
So will your new YouTube video have COVIDs?
Sounds catty.
Hope it goes viral.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That like was like levels of bad on bad on top of stare.
Yes, I was told not to pick the hardest difficulty, so I did.
I don't make good decisions.
Oh, you bastard game!
Oh my god!
Oh my...
Jesus! For fuck's sake!
I was just back there!
This appears to be a loose nut in need of tightening it up the nut looks loose
tighten the nut the nut is now tight okay great go return to this guy let him
know we did a good job gang great job handling those nuts you really tighten
them up once I look for another job this way of the way of the way of the
way of the way is long and hard and rich for her pleasure I see well good luck
with that you come to Haysha for a good time here I am hi good time I'm cold
It's nice to meet you. I'm not sure you can afford what I'll do to you. Oh
What is an orgy I would say Google it but don't
especially if you're a war
If English is not your first language and you're wondering what an orgy is it is an abundance of physical love involving multiple partners
If you're really me then what number am I thinking of right now?
69. Creepy. That is the number I'm thinking of. I guess you're really army.
The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is all a matter of things.
I stopped saying I'm dead. I am just fine. There's nothing wrong with me getting gold.
Fine.
You