CohhCarnage
REANIMAL (With @DansGaming \o/) - !Emberville Update! \o/ - !Starforge @StarforgeSystem
02-20-2026 · 3h 07m
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Yo, yo, yo, how we doing everybody good to see ya?
Hopefully there will be a second intro, but I want to get started today because I'm running
a little bit late and I don't want Dan's community to wait any longer.
So let's give him a call and play some re-animal!
I'm so excited about this.
What hello?
Hello there, sir.
How are you, friendo?
I'm not good, Co.
We're going back in that scary-ass world, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
That's not scary.
gonna be honest looking forward to playing with you not looking forward to playing the game yeah it
was good got real creepy yeah hope you're doing okay i am doing awesome sir uh let's see i'm gonna
i'm gonna host and continue and i think you can join on me let's see here either you can join
or send an invite i'm not sure which oh here we go okay i'm gonna pop our lobby code in our
secrets chat for just co and Dan here.
Okay.
Kappa 123 got it.
Kappa 123 69 XXX Sephiroth XXX capital X in the middle.
Okay.
Long lastly says I feel called out.
I
Okay, something's happening things are happening. I love when things happen
All right, I think I'm in
Heck yeah, man
All right, well welcome guys
Pretty much a shooting by the way. This is Dan's gaming. He's awesome
You should follow him if you have somehow not heard of him
We're replaying we're playing re-animal from where we left off a while ago during a sponsor stream to be clear though
So we are not sponsored now, we just wanted to continue playing and go on from there.
So, Mr. Dan.
Hey guys, my stream is Co-Karnage.
You might recognize him as the man covered in trash in Cyberpunk.
Oh, caught me off guard.
I like it.
Okay.
So, let's see.
Now to catch up with what we were doing.
Oh, that's right.
We were bouncing, well, lack of bouncing on these.
We can just sit on them depressingly.
We can pretend they're bouncing.
can in our imagination and we can't go down the slide that was honestly the
highlight of the stream yeah it was oh what's this you find a poster concept
art unlocked that's pretty cool oh that's cool nothing happened in my hand
oh look there's one of those human snack things down there oh really oh wait I
I feel like I think we did we came over here and we pulled this I think we're a little behind where we were. Oh, yeah
Now to remember the controls. I think it we hold Y and then turn to the right there it is
Try not to get this neck human skin
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not even gonna buy it!
Well, it was fun.
We've been re-anniballed.
You just have to be faster than the pig, lady.
Sorry.
I don't think I feel better.
Things are good.
Okay!
Now I've been eaten!
Yeah, this man's just rude.
He's very rude.
What on earth is he ironing?
That's a really great question that I don't want to know the answer to.
Yeah.
Can we sprint over it?
Let me try sprinting instead.
There we go.
That'll do.
He's like, have I ever heard someone do that?
Oh, he's gone.
Oh, he's gone.
No other pigs than the dryers
That is great I'm just gonna drink my coffee
Okay, at least he's gone forever yep, yep, we'll never see him again
Why is that door opening?
Over here?
Let's just kill here, nonchalantly Are you able to wash your skin just hanging
That would be very creepy.
Oh, sir. What if it happens?
Don't you dare.
Wait, what's that he wants? What's that he wants?
Come on!
No!
That's rough.
That's the way to have your skin cleaned?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, nice save. Nice save.
I was close.
I snows a disturbing beat down him.
Look at his left foot.
Oh, he went on the left side down.
Oh.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
We have to follow the peep again.
He do.
Oh, it's our friend in the cage.
It is hi-friend.
Oh god, oh he's not going in the wall is what? Oh, he's going in the body
How does that even work? It's the second time we've seen that. That's super weird
Like a portal in there or something
We'll get you out friend, unless we can, then we're sorry.
What in the little nightmares is going on here, yes.
What's this?
Oh, okay, no sir, sir, sir.
You going here?
For most of my humor comes from it.
Oh, I think we go back here to the left.
It's like a lighted tunnel.
Oh, yeah, there we is.
There we is.
Hey, friend, can we just take that out there?
Hey, Dan, want to help me out?
Yeah.
He's fine.
Oh, no.
He's fine.
Oh, praise that to get our friend out.
All right, friend.
Come here friend
Grrrt
Pry
Grrrt
God
Noice
Very noice
Where we going bud?
You know I got here a little dude
This way?
Can we pry the store open maybe?
Maybe we go back the way we came
Hopefully
No, there's no prying of the store
Maybe we can pry off the toilet
This is where I do my best thinking
Alright, I think we are...
Yeah, what do you think? Back to where we came?
In his room?
Oh, here maybe?
Are there any collectibles or anything? Sometimes they hide those things.
We'll be back in the scary room.
Yeah, this place is... not great.
What's nice, Co, is that now we have an extra life.
We do!
That would be faster than him.
We do! That's very true.
Oh, he left the iron on there.
That's dangerous.
That is very dangerous.
He's landing his skins.
He knew how to deal with wrinkles.
Shadow Fox, thank you so much, buddy.
I appreciate that, man.
Thank you for the five bong.
Thank you, thank you.
Is he going to move?
I don't think he's moving
Oh no
Whoa!
Whoa!
Sir!
This is scary
Sir!
Well that is Shopping Basket
Awwww
Yeah
It's like me shopping for chicken
I'll go and get some wings
Oh no
Yeah
Looks like me shabbin' for skittin' somethin'
Hey, swing on him
Yeah
Bro, you're good
You're good
You didn't hear nothin'
No
Just put on your skin, sir
Oh, God!
Oh, my Jesus
That sound though
no thanks
okay nice save point
you wanna try just running?
sure
this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine
what?
is it over here?
is this it?
oh god
Oh my Jesus that worked.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh he's back.
Okay.
Oh that's bad.
That's bad.
That's bad.
Hold the wall.
Hold the wall.
Hold the wall.
Okay.
Run.
Oh.
Oh he got some.
Oh.
Dude.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I think our friend got got we use our extra life, but they think I think we did
Whoops
Our our bad friend. Oh
Wait, what's this?
Your screen also really dark. Yeah, it is. Oh
Oh, hi, you're back
Projector room
I feel like we may have glitched the game because it sounds a little quiet and everything.
I'm sufficiently creeped.
Do you want to restart?
Is everything OK?
I'm hearing all sorts of weird ambience.
I have like the sound is really distant,
and it's like I'm almost dead.
I don't know if that's supposed to maybe reload checkpoint.
That doesn't sound right.
Yeah, let's keep going until we get like a save somewhere.
Yeah.
If you want to try restarting that,
yeah, that does not sound right.
Hey, can someone check me in Dan's stream real quick and tell me if it sounds different?
Meanwhile, me just with the wrong sound thinking it's fine.
No, it's the same.
Dan's is bugged.
His is different.
He looks like he has some kind of tunnel vision.
OK, OK, here, Dan.
Yeah, go ahead and just just like drop out.
Yeah, go ahead and just like drop out and come right back in.
Yeah.
Let's make that work.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Sure, man.
Oh, and the game crashed when I exit the truck.
Oh.
Yeah, something weird was happening to my car.
Okay, hold on.
Boop.
Oh, there's a bug in the game.
I will find it, it's my power.
When you are ready, the code is in hard chat.
Okay.
Oh hey, did you catch the reveal with the new VA vertical?
Oh yeah, man, the caster is cacked.
Yeah
We did he he is such an amazing pickup
But on top of that as well as as you know, we have some more fun stuff
Some very fun names on the way
You guys will enjoy them greatly
Okay, oh you're in perfect. All right. Let's go. Oh, okay, so you're good to go. Excellent
All right, let's go
This co-hype baiting? Yes! We are hyping you up with future awesome announcements after
already giving some awesome announcements and hoping that it will make you excited for the
game in the system. Yes.
Probably wrong says, is Dan in Emberville? Well, we don't know if Dan's in Emberville
yet, but Dan is helping us with some of the streamer related stuff. He's an advisor
on Emberville. Yes.
Especially when we come close to EA and everything, he will be instrumental.
Foundation.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Here, Alex, are we having Marathon?
Uh, Dan, how do you feel about Marathon out of curiosity?
You know, like, I won't go until I play it myself.
I'm just gonna give it a chance.
I'm kind of in that boom.
Alright, let's do the run.
to run. Perfect.
I'll save so much time. Yeah, I'm going with a bit of a deficit to
Marathon, but I'm still gonna give it a good, I'm gonna give it a chance. Give it the old
college try. Oh, dude, cool.
Oh, that's a good time to go!
Oh, he got crushed again!
Oh no, Mike's doing it again.
He dies and then Mike's dream goes crazy.
weird on his back I'll just keep going and then maybe okay I'm sorry after
What happened there?
Perfect.
Watch the movie.
I think that's the same movie from earlier, right?
Yeah, it looks like the same.
Hey, Pat.
What's up, buddy?
Pat Munch on some popcorn. Delicious. Delicious. Alright, we're not getting in there.
We can go up, or to the right. What do you think?
Um, let's try the right. Let's do it. First, let's hear red light.
And I am attracted to the red light.
I like it.
Can we get in this trunk?
This trunk looks mysterious.
Oh, okay.
The trunk was not mysterious.
Okay, that was a traffic cone.
What the hell was that?
Going here?
We can't go in there.
I'm gonna try killing my character to see if it fixes his blood.
I don't speak German well.
Okay, we came this way last.
Do you want to go the other way this time?
Is this a crowbar spot right here?
Oh, I think it is!
No!
Perfect.
There we go.
A bug fixing by death?
Oh, that's pretty normal.
That's turning it off and on again.
Oh, look at that.
He's into the traffic cone.
Why, traffic cone friend?
Are you and creepy at the same time?
Like him.
Wait, are we supposed to do something with this?
Is this a puzzle?
Sir, are you a puzzle? Oh God.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Come here, come here, come here!
I will solve you!
You have been, you have been solved!
Okay, now you got a badass hat.
That was worth it.
That was worth it.
I would have worn your head.
I would have worn your head.
Oh wait, I'm up here?
Okay, let's go.
Oh wait, is this a thing on the wall?
Nope.
Hey, good.
And this is not a thing over here, is it?
This was just a way to get an extra hat.
That's super cool.
Cool.
Yeah.
Worth it.
I feel like I should be...
You are now a VLC player.
I feel like I should be whipping it when a problem comes along.
That's a good reference a lot of people in chat not going to get that
That's that's why you watch the Co and Dan show chat
That's right. You got to get those 80s and 90s references in
Still can't get in here
Oh
Oh, hey, can you work the pedals?
I
Think we got a gas there's like a gas
No gas
This store looks suspect are you
Came from last time let's go inside and up those stairs we never went there ever even our first time
So I like it. I saw mother
That sounds wickedly suspicious and also wicked snap.
Sully stared and was like, well, let's go to the left.
Never mind, they're blocked.
OK, well it was a good idea Dan.
I was there for it.
I was there for it.
This is where the theater, oh yeah, I think the theater is through here, right?
Can we crowbar this?
No.
Oh, it's a toilet.
Maybe so it showed the guy in the booth.
Maybe we can like go up to the beach somehow.
No, it doesn't look like it.
So I wonder if we're supposed to keep just going back and looking for like
a lot of our spots.
They made back in that chain, like Gary in the alleyway.
Yeah, man.
This game feels nice for atmospheric.
Yeah, this is one of those games that it's like,
what we're doing now,
like going through areas that we've been in again,
I mean, the game has done so well and it's so immersive
that it's, you know, you don't ever really feel lost
because you're always, you know, checking something.
It gives me that vibe, you know, when you have like,
not quite a huge nightmare, but just like a small one.
Oh, like a little nightmare?
Oh my God.
Yeah, like a little one.
Ha ha ha.
Maybe there's some gas out here somewhere.
There are a lot of cars here.
There are a lot of cars here.
The thing that Walking Dead show taught me is that there's always gas infinitely in cars.
Oh look, here's one of those bodies with the holes in it.
Super.
Oh, that's lovely.
Let's try down this alleyway over here.
Let's do it.
Oh yeah, there was something down here, wasn't there?
I don't remember what it was.
It looks like some sort of fence that needed something.
Oh my god.
That was pretty silly actually.
That was great.
The old tricycle attack.
It was a stun plus three and it got you good.
Yeah I know it was just too funny and it couldn't look away.
here we go we're gonna come with okay let's go back let's go back yep
oh no I thought he was gonna fall in the cliff I actually thought it was to
you out yourself oh he's okay oh he went in that body right there yeah it's
like a portal system oh here we go here we go it really is it does seem like
It's a portal system. Yeah, they go in one body and come out another
Was that bike man it was I'm pretty sure that was bike. Yes the streamer
We're doing this we're doing this
Oh
Good and there she is. Hey, I'm just gonna take this off your hand here. Oh need your help. Don't need my help
Okay need your help. Oh, please don't have the arm. Oh, oh his belly's all rotund
Must be in the Jersey at the pump man. Yes, I should reverse that. Oh, no, there's people leaking out of that roof
I love it, okay
You've done it so good doing creepy really well here we go
As soon as I can control
Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh my god that was awesome! Well done you, jeez!
We're still going, we're still going, we're still going, we're still going, we're still going!
I gotta get out of this truck and finna get out!
Go go go go!
Let's go, let's go! Get in weird cone head guy! Wait I'm weird cone head guy now too!
We're both cone head brothers! Go go!
Oh, no!
Oh, I'm scared!
Oh, by the kids!
I should tell you I don't have my license, sorry.
Oh, you're in control?
Oh, wait, oh, if you're in control, I feel much better about this.
Oh, yeah, you're good.
I picked up some ice cream.
Did you check in the back?
Did you check in the back there?
I absolutely know who they're right now.
Okay, I think we're good.
No monsters anymore.
You know what?
I think we're good for the rest of the game.
We probably...
It's probably all done in skates!
Oh no!
Damn.
Damn, I think we made some...
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh
There it is
This is literally a collision and you need to get out of it!
Yes!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Where's that smell coming from?
Where's that smell coming from?
Where's that smell coming from?
Where's that smell coming from?
Where's that smell coming from?
I think it was that guy.
Pretty sure it was that dude.
Sniffa.
Oh, a dead sheep.
That's bad.
God damn it. That was really good
I'm only
Oh, dude, no
So many questions
Mutton to worry about oh
Oh, that's good too.
My bleeding, oh no, it starts okay.
Oh, look at this, yeah.
Weird.
Still, we got a crowbar now.
Yeah, and I got nice.
Oh, oh, oh, they in trouble now.
We kiddin'.
Not takin' no crap anymore.
That's right, glazed out.
Taking up crafting me genics she
I think you got a rest
Nice awesome sauce
Thanks pencil
Uh, okay, so we're going left.
Yeah, this looks crazy. I love the fog.
Atmosphere in this game is top notch.
I think you've done a good job with the co-op too.
It feels nice. Every player gets, like, a chance to do something.
It does. Also, it feels, uh, like this, the single perspective, I think, really helps with that.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know if we can go back through the door. It is very dark in here. It's very
dork oh i could open the door for you okay oh thank you oh there we go there
it is crank over there gonna crank this open up that damn or the levy whatever
this is the levadae
all right let's go
which way
Okay. So that happened. Wait, Co. We need to close it, because I think I see something that we missed.
Oh, let's do it. You know, you like loot, like I do. I do. I'm a big fan of loot, yes.
So I think we can run across that on top of that. Okay, let's do it.
It looks like we are going to make it across the whole thing
You can go stand on that little lever right there and then I will turn it for you
Oh sir
I'm going to get you over there
Oh sir
Slow up puzzle
The Finkie things
Oh wait I can't do myself
It's ok I got this
Ok
Dan it turns out I didn't have it
I think that's what we have to do isn't a little dude to help us
help us. Okay. Hold on. Um, does that open something on the other side? Oh no, not really.
Okay. Yeah, must maybe do something in that room. It's got to be a reason we're doing this.
Maybe just something at the bottom. Yeah. Open it now and see what
I think we need to get to a partway and leap from spot to spot.
It looked like it was too far but maybe.
We'll see if we can get this to come help us.
Water level looks much higher maybe.
Are you ok little dude?
He's good.
He's gonna get smacked.
Yeah.
We're gonna get smacked.
Okay, let's go.
Smack him.
All right, we got this.
So we'll try it.
We'll try doing the staggered.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, believe it like partially open, maybe we can jump over the little gaps.
Yeah, I believe it like partially open maybe we can jump over little gaps.
Okay.
You like there?
Yeah, we'll see if we can make it.
Aaaaaaah, leoop!
Leoop!
Hey, nice!
Weee!
Yeah, there we go.
Okay.
Woo!
We going here?
Why is this one a hand crank?
No one gets to have an automated switch.
I know, dude. What the hell?
We designed this.
I don't know.
They should be feared.
All right, we're gonna do a-
Yup!
A-YUP!
YES!
We gotta open this in two, maybe?
Open it all the way, I think?
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, all right.
Yeah.
Chad, I'm not gonna use the volumilt this time.
New.
Is it open?
There we go.
Yeah.
I think it's open.
Okay.
I think?
Did we take the door?
We did.
There was no interactable in the door.
Yeah.
I wonder if we can go back to go in that boat we were in originally.
I, you know what?
We're doing it live.
I think that's what we're doing.
The liveness is occurring
Oops, but my my phone's exploding. I'm just making sure it's not super important
That's all I gotta check is just make sure it's not
That's what he calling your nothing's on fire exactly make sure there's no fires and we're good. Yeah
Where is our there it is? Oh, there she is there she is
The SS Julia
Wait really we can't wait there we go. I was gonna say I thought you were on it
Perfect
Oh, I'm controlling.
Apologies in advance.
I got the light.
On behalf of you've never seen a skin mocker.
Yeah! You know what I'm doing with that, too.
I'm super good with that.
Whoa, careful of those mines.
I see.
We go spiky balls.
I have no clue where I'm going, I'm just going.
Me either. I'm just going to light into the darkness.
Great.
Oh, oh, I see a light over there.
I see a light.
We must follow the light.
Oh, wait, maybe? Maybe.
Oh, this looks good. Here we go.
Yeah, we go through there.
Okay.
Hello.
I know right this isn't this isn't the flowers and butterflies be on this point
music oh no there's stuff in the water there's don't drink the water there's
There's blood in the water.
Ow.
Whoa!
He's drinking his milk.
Bro, good for you!
Yeah, man, we're stopping you.
Oh, that's not good.
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna go over here
Yeah, is there a gas puddle on that thing?
I'm just gonna go over there
This is fine
Oh dude, oh they got a people claw on it
Oh jeez, oh jeez
Oh that's not good
That's not good
Let's go ahead and just go this way
Hey guy, is that a thing?
I see lights, something's there, oh there's a mine?
That looks, there's a mine with a dude on it, um, okay, it's going over this way.
I'm about to file that on the track, for the capital T, yes, for track, hmm, why don't
I think we'll have something to throw at you.
Yeah, I know, right?
Yeah, it's like you're missing something.
That's a ladder right there on the right.
Oh, let's go get that.
Is it over here?
Yeah, it's like you're an idiot, right?
At the playing point of the plane.
Can we get off right here?
Yeah, it's broken.
Oh, we can't get into it?
Yeah, it's broken.
It looked like it was timable.
I guess the tunnel is the way to go.
Let's do it.
Like our stuff.
Got a poster on the wall over there.
Yeah, some more concept art.
I'm not doing anything to that door.
What about over here?
Nope, nothing there.
Is this wall something we can go through?
No.
Oh, there's a boosty spot here.
Oh, is there?
Nice.
Yeah.
There we go.
Now I can turn around and help you up, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, there it is.
I'm glad you're here because it reminds me to slow down this construction.
Oh, good call.
Very good call.
Those birds could probably eat us.
Yeah, they're big.
Those are very large birds.
Good thing they're not real.
I made a mistake of having a sandwich on a beach once and they will attack you to get
your food.
They will.
Is that man harpooned?
Yeah.
I think he's been harpooned.
I bet we could throw those at minds.
Maybe you're the harpoon gun.
Yes.
Maybe the harpoon gun was in you all along.
Is that what that is?
I think so.
That's something.
Pretty sure that's how that saying goes.
Oh God.
Oh, don't slip.
Whatever you do.
Do not slip.
Don't slip.
Oh wow, he didn't slip.
I thought we were going to slip.
Bunk.
Ow.
The bit of a drop there. It's okay. I'm a kid. I feel quick
Do we just yeah, there we go. Yes, all right, this is happening cool
See they want us to use them on those two that are right outside this passageway press L be your ex to clip the throne harpoon
Is that you? I think it's you
Oh yeah, there we go, mine right in front of us.
Oh, move!
That's dramatic.
Very nice.
Oh, oh, get that guy right there.
Oh no.
Yeah, that's right.
Oh, we got some defenses.
Thank you developers for implementing auto lane for us, Goldbeam.
Oh, that is phenomenal.
Looks like we got one on our left, maybe, and maybe on our right.
Can't target them.
Oh, now I can.
Beautiful.
Eww.
Wow, you got him good.
Let's go on the hotel.
Oh, yeah.
You just blew up the hotel.
Well, they tried to charge me a convenience fee.
We don't have it.
That's fair.
They deserve it.
I said ocean view and the bodies come free.
Another person.
Wait, it's a...
Yeah, there goes the boat.
Look at that.
Let's get him.
Why not both, Dan?
Oh, Jesus!
Wait a second!
Oh, Lordy.
This is bad.
You good?
Yeah, yeah.
One pops up, one is cracking.
They were on the left side.
Okay.
3D.
I want to stand!
You was the one that was OK!
I will talk to you.
You look nice, but that stand is good.
OK, as long as you don't do it to these two,
I think it'll be fine.
I'm sorry, one more stand.
Get it!
No!
Get it!
No!
He's got pancakes.
Oh my god.
You think you know a person.
I don't mean I guess he didn't have pancakes.
That's fair.
No, pancakes are delicious.
They're amazing every time they are
Classic murder I know classic Dan murder screen classic I tell you
It's not murder if I'm sorry about it's not a murder spree if it's not damn
Oh, this are you gonna jump in?
Hi
No, dude. No, no
Okay...
Thank God Seagull Monsters...
Thank God that Seagull saved him from Dan.
Oh, thank God. The kid might live to see another day.
Oh, he's flying a million hours.
I see a red light and a big gun.
Looks like I'm in America.
Where are we going?
That is a very big cannon. My lord, dude.
Are we even at that lighthouse?
That's not a job for a couple of children, that's like a Godzilla job right there.
Oh wait, yeah, I was just thinking that too.
Because not to be a cell friend.
Oh, there we go, there we go.
Nice.
OK.
Yeah, let's go check out this big old gun.
We can fire it.
They're going to get a bonus point.
Damn right.
If we can fire it, we will fire it.
Hmm.
What's this?
I am holding to the right.
I am holding to the right as well.
Try holding up.
Yeah, is there another thing here to aim upward?
Yeah, we're also going to need another shell it looks like.
Oh yeah, let's start doing this at the same time.
Oh, maybe that's the loading process after we put in a shell of some kind.
Oh yeah, here's some more.
Okay, so I think we still need to aim it, although I think we just put an empty shell
in.
Yeah, it looked empty.
Yeah.
I don't think we can fire this yet, let's see if we can fire.
Yeah, I think we need to find ammo for it or something.
Yeah.
Maybe outside there's a pack with the end on it.
Let's go look.
It calls.
This one seems...
That one's empty too.
They're all empty.
The button on the wall.
Dana already hit the button.
The button opened the little door.
Yeah.
Whole hatch there.
That'd be a shell somewhere that's like not empty.
Maybe on another island.
to go like to another place.
Ooh, can we open that?
Oh, that would have been a good call.
what was that cannon game that was called oh oh god what was that it was a
crazy name like that's the fastest house is that's it's that's it's that's it's
like yeah that one pvkk I want to say there's nothing but it was it isn't
actually out that can come out okay so I don't think they haven't really stayed
yet okay the shells are on that island in a box are they then Dan saw an island
or a box over there and it didn't seem activatable there was another box over
We're just a prop or something.
Let's take a look over here.
You know, if all our spells go, um, one of us is in the shape of a missile.
Oh, God.
It's the same.
You're not wrong.
Okay.
Let's have this thing, right?
No.
Oh, so what are you doing?
This box? I feel like this one should be it. It feels like it should be, but I don't see any crops.
Okay. Oh, the game is called Planet Envertedunga Scanner Cannot Commandant.
There you go. It's such a good concept that we need to try to figure out how to work a crazy machine.
I know, right? I can't wait to play it.
Yeah, I love the inventive puzzle games like that.
Okay, I think...
Yeah, let's want to check some other islands.
Yeah, it's got to be somewhere else.
There are red lights on these islands, so maybe if you look for another red lights.
Maybe. Yeah, there's a bunch of boonies out in the water, too.
Halim says any thoughts on playing Greedfall 2? Oh yeah, when it comes out, absolutely.
Looking forward to trying it.
Weirdly enough, and this is one of the first times it happened, those devs actually asked me not to play Early Access.
So, I'm gonna play it at 1.0.
Oh, I'm in control.
oh cool nice lead us on onward captain dad
charge of the
cartoons it's next to the
prompt if there's a monster I like it
greed falls in the game I like read fall that was fun that's pretty good looking
forward to oh oh oh
yeah
okay
oh if you hold down the left trigger as well it speeds up
Okay, so I think this is the side we came in on, fake.
So maybe something on the, like maybe we could go to the lighthouse, the base of the lighthouse
or something?
Yeah, look at that.
Oh, I see a relight went from this.
Oh, good call, yep, just popped up on my screen.
Oh, good call, yep, just popped up on my screen.
That's probably it.
Beach behind it, we got it.
Oh, Glatter's on our right.
Fire Emissive's game was so cool.
Oh yeah dude.
Oh, we're being attacked!
Burbs!
Burbs!
I'll take you.
Okay, we're good.
Jeez.
Don't you dare, Burbs.
I know right you stay away
Oh, it's not a third player that's just an NPC follows yep
Crink some water
Dude, what is this?
Wow, this guy is gorgeous.
Oh, I don't like how big that hole is in that barn on the top there.
Oh lord, I did not notice that.
We're doing this, we're going in.
What's happening?
There, wait what?
There's a lot of pigs in there.
That's a lot of pigs.
Ew.
And there's our way in.
There? No? Nope? Oh!
Oh, there's a little gap in the fence there. Yeah.
That would have been too easy. Did you hear that when we used the door?
It sounded like something in the front opened.
Maybe not?
Yeah, something happened.
I heard something.
Oh, that fell over.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Don't attack him!
You're good.
Take that!
I think I'm hitting you more than the birds, I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
Okay.
Oh, my lord.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
So we got a door but this was a wait where do we what do we have a place to open a door though?
Oh, let's a cue the door around the back. Let's go
It's the creepy back area, you know before they invented the crowbar crows had nowhere to drink
Unbelievable
I think I'm going to hit this pre-bacon in the butt.
Some thick, thick pigs.
Oh, why can't I- oh, oh, we gotta push!
Push!
I need help, Dan!
I need help!
There it is!
It's like trying to get to the bathroom at a con.
I know!
Oh, God.
Oh god.
Although in here I think it smells a little bit better than it can.
Probably. A little bit.
Oh sorry friend. Bye. Good luck with the pigs.
Oh god, more burbs.
Look at him. Look at him. There's menacingly- Ah! Burbs! Again with the bears!
Oh wait go back and talk to the pig we can talk to the pigs wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
hold on hold on hold hold the phone you had me at pig oh please somebody can go back in here
okay good yes you can't thank you developers this guy's just hanging out
here
oh wow
what the hell
I heard you like bacon, so I put bacon in your bacon.
That's terrible.
Terrible.
Oh this bridge looks a little sus.
Oh this will be fine.
This will be fine.
I'm sure it's OSHA compliant.
Like this board over here.
Yeah this little board over a cliff.
Oh my lord.
Oh my.
I wonder what exactly our plan is getting to the top of this lighthouse.
You seem to be moving with purpose.
So we figured out what the plan is to save the child, but we don't know how we're
going to do that.
Oh, is the nest up here? Oh, I think the bird flew up to the top of here, okay.
Oh, is that...
What's that on the top of the nest? Oh my God.
Sir.
That's a little ironic.
Oh
Okay
We are
Okay
I know.
Woo!
Go home, you drunk!
Phew, we got background though. Oh god!
Oh god, it's the birds! I know! It's the birds!
Oh god!
I'm sorry, K.
It's the running of the pigs!
He put the barn on fire and we locked everyone in.
Oh!
Uh, whoops.
Uh-oh.
Well, if we wait here long enough, dude, it's going to smell nice in there.
Oh, I bet.
I was just thinking that.
That's a lot of bacon.
Oh, we got a building in the mist.
It's like a bus stop.
I don't know if I trust a bus in this area.
Yeah.
What's the character's do though?
I'm going to walk over here.
I'm going to walk there.
I'm going to walk over here.
I'm going to walk over here.
What the hell?
You good Dan?
Developer, there's something wrong with you. I love you, but there's something wrong with
you. You're just saying. That was messed up.
Oh, this is fine.
I'm just going to get in the creepy-ass bus with the blanking windows.
Here, sit right here.
That bus driver definitely doesn't look like the guy trying to eat us.
It's been a long time since I've had a roller-drive and we should be fine, but tonight, I'm gonna speed it up a little.
Oh, the star stop apparently, okay.
Nice guy.
This is fine.
Okay then, that's a big goalie.
I just got to say, um, that bus ride worked out a lot better than expected.
Yeah, it didn't even charge us anything.
Thanks guy.
Yeah.
So it looks like we can go to the right or inside.
This one's over here.
This one is a light source over here for something.
Yeah.
Oh, it's a ladder for later, maybe?
Or can I boost you?
It's like, can I boost you?
Oh yeah, it's a boosty it's a boosty
Now we're seeing better, okay, all right
Yeah, we never did get to shoot the cannon must have been a secret oh
Oh, you're right.
Dang.
Interesting.
Let's be like little hidden stuff like that all over this game.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe we'll go back later.
I don't know.
Oh.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
can you can you help boosty oh you can okay yeah give you a boost your hair well
Thank you
Beautiful
Oh, I hate mannequins
Why are why do you hear dummy? Okay? That makes that yeah get rid of them
They're shattered into pieces. They can't attack.
Oh, nope. They're sitting down.
Well, you gotta take it easy, you know? It's been a rough day.
Oh, found a spot.
Okay, open.
The mannequins don't feel so good. That's right. They don't.
We're making sure of that.
I don't know.
Let's lift up this bunker.
Thank you, Mr. Umbersimson.
What the heck?
Those are mannequins.
Good children?
Nice
There we go weird, what are these things okay?
They're definitely like
Hollow or have some kind of
Black stuff in them. Yeah, what was that?
There's two holes one in front of us and one back here, which one you pick try the crate first
Oh
That's another buddy. Yeah, it's like who's like the king going in
Yeah, come on out
Oh no, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down!
I'm down!
I'm going to go up.
I'm going to go up!
Oh no!
Don't you touch my friend.
Yeah!
Let's get him.
Okay.
Feels good, man.
Yeah.
I'm going to punch this.
Oh wait.
Oh, they get like frozen in sunlight?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, like vampire style.
Did the both of the crown get away?
I think so.
I don't think we killed the crown one.
Yeah, they're usually cowards.
Mm-hmm.
Freakin' royalty.
I know.
All right, so I think we can rob...
Oh!
Nope.
Probably go upstairs.
Go upstairs?
Open, yeah.
All right, well, they are stoned,
but apparently there's a bunch of nasty blood
something around here.
Yeah, I think there's some pig right there.
Oh, a religious pig!
Little apple in his mouth.
Mm.
Oh, hi, tree.
Pretty sunlight.
What the?
Mr. Pig.
Oh my god, what was that?
Something huge down there.
Oh! Oh, I'm sorry! I thought we could jump down and attack them.
10 I was 10 I was feeling like Superman. Yeah, did not work out
Oh nice
Oh
Okay, you can crawl up walls apparently. Oh look a switch
Oh, oh, there's a lot of them. I don't like that
Screw you way like roaches. It's good to know that light makes them go away though. Amen
Uh, thoughts?
There's a door back over here on the left, I think it's openable.
Nice.
Oh, bunk beds.
Yay!
Oh!
Get off, damn!
Bunk beds.
Yay! Oh.
Oh, sorry.
Get off, damn it!
Get off, damn it!
Get off, damn it!
Jerk.
Concept.
Concept.
Uh-oh.
Don't you dare!
Oh!
Bounce him in the alumnus.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Nice one.
Oh, is this...
Brand? Dude, he's great.
One of the best guitarists of all time.
Whoa!
Did you pick that up?
Yeah.
Yeah, buddy.
That's reusable.
Nice!
Oh
Oh good call oh you have to leave it over here and watch that
That looks jumpable maybe no this problem's better. Oh look it's a little is there is that a tater
What is tater?
It's like a super tater.
Is this tater?
Oh God, I'll put it...
It's a hat!
It's a tater hat!
Oh, that's a lot of taters.
Okay, I'm a big fan of taters.
Hurt?
Nice.
Yeah, it worked.
You're not your Alan potato. Oh, it's good
No, I think I just got stabbed to death guess if it's pitch black you can't fight back. Oh
Okay
Oh, I know that. Wait, come on.
I'm getting like flinched.
Good call.
I'm following you.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that was scary.
Oh.
Nice work, sir.
Here we go.
Wait.
Okay.
Hey, Christian.
Uh, here?
There we go.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, someone's got to stay with the other side.
Yeah.
Whoops.
I'll stand on the board so you can do the little jump.
Awesome.
Highlight.
Okay.
I'm okay.
I won't do it again.
I just don't do it one time.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Don't know what I was expecting
Ow
Okay, okay, we're good. We're good. Can you push that bookshelf over? No, I mean I could
Yeah. All that knowledge.
Oh, that face.
Oh, oh, that's our friend.
Get up. No one hurts our friend.
Oh, do we have to kill the guys first?
Oh, I feel like he's been down there too long.
too long. Oh, God.
Bones.
Oh, hi.
Well, look at that.
I'll hold this just in case.
Can we reach out and touch faith? There we go.
All the down, down, down, down.
Oh, maybe I could.
I'm trying to force pull him over
You're out of mana
I
It's a trap
Oh
Oh, yeah, I know, right?
Oh, we're linked together by a rope.
Oh, that's going to be used for puzzles.
We can only hope.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Oh.
It's like a centipede woman.
Okay.
It's like a centipede woman.
OK.
All right, three, two, one, go.
Three.
Oh, god.
OK, that was too.
That's great.
No, it's perfect.
Oh, stay near the light.
Stay near the light.
Oh, god.
Ready?
Let's go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Got it.
Wee.
Oh, get close, get close, get close.
Yeah.
No.
OK.
Oh, no.
Oh, that got a lot worse.
Oh, no!
Well, that's a good thing.
Alright.
Gotta watch our stuff there.
Little bit.
Alright.
Oh, I know what it is.
Oh, we're too heavy.
Yeah, we have to each take one path and the rope's going to connect us.
Okay.
Alright.
Let's make it happen.
I think I need to go here, I'll jump and get right here so I can pull you off, that's
good to know.
I'll just stay still.
I am so sorry.
It's okay.
I am so sorry.
It's okay.
I like this puzzle design though.
Yeah, this is cool.
You're standing like right there.
And then I'll get right in the air,
and then you can walk all the way around.
Yep, they just follow to like right here.
Nice!
Lovely!
Teamwork.
Now let's get the F out of here.
Oh, bloop!
Okay!
You're a lot better than that of me, apparently!
Is he going to make us do the whole thing over?
I hope not.
Hopefully not.
Devs have their spot.
Okay, now.
Good save.
Good save.
They saw that coming, apparently.
Yes.
Okay, let's just run towards it and jump at the edge.
I think our buddy is probably going to put a board down, maybe?
Let's see here.
Let's see.
We'll give him a second here this time.
Yeah.
Okay.
That was amazing.
That was a bell mongolese moment.
Hi, friend. How about you put that bird down?
Thank you.
My man!
You want to tangle us? No? Oh, he's also-
Here comes a bigger one! Maybe? I'll be good.
Well, that's gonna be good distraction. She'll be distracted away from us.
Yeah, that's true.
He's like my hiding spot.
I know, right? Where'd he go?
It's like John Cena.
I don't know. I don't see a thing anymore. So hidden.
Oh, you're so lucky that I cannot.
Oh, wait, hi.
Right there.
What's up, Pig?
Pig.
You OK?
Nice pig.
Oh, he's a nice pig.
He's a scared.
Comfort the scared pig.
Oh.
He's just a scared pig.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Oh
Time to go time to go time to go
Do I pigs no we have horses donkeys
Oh come on! No!
And the field!
Oh god.
Oh, this is scary.
Nice perspective on this.
Wow, this is a set of entire games, man. That's incredible.
the sun. I'm the sun. I'm the sun.
Yay. Praise it. Thanks. That
you jerks. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Oh, yes. Go this way.
What are you boyin?
Oh, oh, there's something
Whoa look at that
That's a little like concept art and Hansel and all of that.
I'm not coming out of the closet, you just go away.
What do we got over here?
Nope, we're good.
Okay.
It's like something on the other side of the door.
Okay.
Sound like dear job.
Right?
Sound like such a jerk.
Oh.
Hmm.
Nothing in there?
Yeah.
Gonna be something in one of them.
I know, right?
Look at the pretty flower.
And a rabbit.
Oh!
Oh!
Help!
Oh
Oh
Got an achievement though failed to save your friend from being killed cool
Yeah, Cajun in this area might it's small any move
No Elpers, that's right, no Elpers, Dan no Elpers gaming.
You ready to get the thing in here?
Yeah, it's saved.
See how it's kind of gray instead of red now?
That's pretty cool.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, we're prepared this time.
Oh.
Stabby!
Thank you Dan, that was significant better stabbery that round.
Yeah, I started the boosty animation and then when it popped out I wasn't gonna get out of it. Love it.
Hmm, should probably jump this?
Yep.
Oh.
This is fine.
Keep my eye on that window.
It's scary.
Someone could grab you through there.
That'd be some prime grabbery.
Uh oh.
uh-oh
oh this is scary
something's on the roof
is that a lock?
i think it is
I
Wanted to make the key
Nothing yet
Maybe something else out here?
Maybe.
Coss, we didn't look over here yet.
Hmm.
I don't see anything now.
Co is blind?
I mean, I mean, yes.
The number of times chat will see something right in front of my face.
I know, right?
It's so many.
Oh, right there.
Right there.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Ah, don't shoot!
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent stabaciousness.
Uh huh.
Something has a lot.
Those potatoes!
Yeah man.
There's a lot of potatoes.
There's a lot of potatoes.
Put them in the stew.
Oh, do you want to come out?
I don't think I can get through this.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
That looks like she came from that hygienics.
Little bit, actually. Little bit. Yep, I can see it.
It's a good try. It's a good try.
Good try.
Good try.
Solid attempt.
Solid attempt.
I spied her too late.
This is one of those, um, mole spider human things that they can see them all the time.
Yeah.
They're in Canada.
They're in Canada.
Get them along these coasts to Canada.
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
He, like, instantly turns into...
Yeah.
Oh, he like instantly turns and turns.
Yeah, so I think it's because I sprinted.
So that was probably my bad.
So we're going to have to go real slow.
Yeah, it's basically you cast a spider, a human, a mole, and a butt.
That's pretty much where we are.
Okay, so no sprint this time.
You know the second the second I saw my character go to those bottles I was like you know it'd
be funny it'd be funny if knocking these bottles got the attention yeah well that wasn't dance
I think we both walked into the box.
Yeah.
That was a two-fer.
Yup.
You know, I have to admit, his hair looks pretty luscious.
It looks like he's very good care of it.
It really gets very well done.
You ready to jump?
Okay, let's jump in.
Uh, push yourself?
There we go.
Oh, so they're not afraid of the sun now?
Oh, that's great.
This one does seem to give no Fs.
Oh, it's still there.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, there we go.
That's right.
That is right.
Oh, no!
Oh, wow, okay, so there's, yeah, there's just kills-outs in there, whoops.
It looks like just get as far away from them as you can.
Oh nice
Oh nice
You saved me
Hell yeah
Yeah
DG
Oh
You got stuck on the wall there
Nice
Oh man, whatever it is it's bleeding, it looks like.
Oh, okay.
Looks like they had enough.
seems like a terrible idea let's go this way yeah let's follow the horrible
creature that we know is not quite good yeah it's sleeping to heal okay you put
the traps down and the explosive barrels and now shoot it
Oh, don't do that. Why would we do this?
Why is that your first choice?
Why would we do this?
Is she a giant cat?
Oh!
Are we re-animaling right now?
I think...
Oh, we've been in here, buddy!
Hi, buddy!
You there.
You're welcome.
I won't believe what we had to do to save you.
Oh and oh is bus friend gonna come get us
Hopefully they seem nice. Yeah, this is probably just a Saturday of them
What
I think I got guns.
Are they, are they Anki?
Are they, are they mad at us?
Oh no no no, look our friends!
We're hiding back in the truck.
What the heck?
Look ahead quick!
I know right? Come on man.
The game just keeps getting weirder.
I know, like I wasn't expecting...
Like, more or more two soldiers?
Or more or more one of them?
Why don't you come back for us?
Sorry, gotta have a quick flashback.
No problem.
Oh, I just had a vision that Grand Theft Auto 6 was delayed.
Awwww, Dan?
Dan.
Dan? Why?
He's coming into my head.
Oh god, were the soldiers attacked?
Yeah.
Thankfully, I've got this potato helmet.
Come on.
It looks like that tunnel collapsed on them or something.
Yeah, man.
It's like the tunnel collapsing or something.
Yeah, man.
That's a lot of plex.
Not a plex.
Yeah.
That little group keeps getting bigger.
I know, right, man?
I
Know right I've been the exact same thing all the time the second I saw you in the corner
I was like I know exactly what he's doing. Yeah, I've been looking at the wrong person on some by knocks
Come here come here with these by knocks bro, oh you can look to them these by knocks bro
Oh, hey, it's our turd fan. Oh, nice.
With birds.
See the birds.
What am I looking at here?
Oh, I bet the soldiers brought the ammunition with them.
And so.
Is there a new ammo on the beach?
Maybe. Maybe now we can open those boxes.
Maybe.
Oh, it's my friend Jenny.
Is she from the block?
Oh, that's super.
Oh, wait, wanna pull, wanna push this real quick?
Oh, yes.
Maybe go get it afterwards.
Yolk.
Take that.
Noice.
Ooh.
Oh.
My god.
Oh.
Oh
Oh like a puzzle oh
I know what the puzzle is boxes
Okay, you tell me what's what come help me with the binoculars. I can't see okay
And then the shape on the boxes is what we have to put in there. Okay. Oh
Oh, down up down one, two, three, one.
Oh, we're dropping some ammo off?
Yeah!
There we go!
Now there's fresh ammo over there for us to pick up.
That's what I'm talking about.
Mm-hmm.
We're gonna get a big ol' boom.
Dude, love it.
Let's go.
Don't.
Wee.
Oh.
I can't see.
My character.
Oh, you.
Oh.
I can't see.
My character.
Oh.
Oh, you oh wait, where were you? Yeah, I think I was stuck on it right before the ladder. Oh
Cool, my bad. That's totally my bad. It's okay. Oh
I want to spawn just down here anyways
Birds get off my
Something down we can go grab a good call. Yeah
There it is.
I think you're right.
Oh it's a hat.
You want this one?
Oh sure.
What is it?
I have no idea what that is.
It's floppy whatever it is.
It is a fish head.
OK!
Oh, it smells.
Why do all my hats smell?
There's a pig head now of fish head.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, cool, that's neat.
It's a little bit easier to spot this time, huh?
Only slightly.
Super glowy.
Oh my.
What is that sound?
I hope he can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
We're bringing one bullet.
It's a big bullet, to be fair.
You know, hopefully it doesn't work.
It's a really big bullet.
Okay, let's take a look, make sure it's right on.
Yeah, looks pretty good.
Okay, that looks pretty good.
Yep, I'm still with that.
All right.
Boom!
Ok, that looked pretty good, yeah, I feel pretty good about that, alright.
That was a lot of co-boom.
Yeah, very, very boom.
Don't you do it, Burbs.
Go hitting things in the first try who is this I've it would it was Dan's assistance
We had also three other helpers.
Oh God look at that.
Oh yeah.
Okay, looks like a horse head man.
Yeah, he looks injured but not dead.
I'll be back.
Do you have far poods?
Yep, awesome.
Oh, oops.
I'll blow them up only if I have to.
That's good.
Look at that ship! There's a platform!
That's a huge ship!
Holy shit, that's awesome!
Wow!
I think they fired yellow paint man and hired a life man.
Maybe so. Holy shit.
Man, the textures are so good that I can't keep up.
I know.
Birds! Birds! Birds!
Uh-oh! Birds! Birds!
Everybody likes you birds!
Okay, all right, see you, Mary.
How do I like my virtuoso headset?
It's okay, but I use it with three and a half.
So I don't think that it takes full advantage of the headset.
I think you have to have it like in USB
to have like the base and all the cool other stuff.
So I don't think I'm getting the full experience, really.
So I'm not the best to ask about it, yeah.
The problem is I use a 3.5 audio router, so I need my headset to go through 3.5, it
can't look through USB.
Yeah, same problem.
Which is a bit of an issue.
Yeah.
Can't use all the fancy USB.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's right.
Messes with the stream and stuff.
Is Co's mic bad for anyone else?
Uh, hopefully not.
What do you mean by bad?
The mic might be good, but it's still my voice.
Yeah, that's a problem.
I know, we need a couple more dramatic moments.
Oh, that's flesh, isn't it?
Oh, it's a whale?
Oh, he's crying!
Can I do anything?
Can I put my hands on him dramatically?
Can I make him jump over a short wall while freeing him from a small bay?
No?
Hello there!
Oh my god.
I love it.
I bet we're going to do terrible things to this whale.
Probably.
I wonder if we're going to set the ship on fire.
Yeah, this is going to be terrible.
Apologies Mr. Whale or whatever we're gonna do to you. Oh, this is gonna be terrible
What is he blubbering about? Oh, come on?
Unacceptable
What's this? Oh
All they breathing suits Oh, oh
Oh
You're a parched yeah time for a drink we're gonna go underwater. Oh my gosh. What is this?
Like a big daddy. I am so happy. They were our size. Oh my god. Yeah, wow
This is why are we doing this?
This is a shark cage, it's probably me, shark's out here.
Oh dude, it's a second-old city.
He has to underwater.
What the hell is this?
I gotta admit, this game keeps surprising.
I know, you never know what's gonna be around the corner.
Oh, here we go.
That's an old monitor from the 90s.
Vanilla.
What a dude. This whole CRT-ish up in here.
Uh-oh.
For some reason, my lighter isn't working.
There we go.
We're down low.
Uh...
so it's acting like I should use something there we go there we go there
we go I think it's just everything out okay
is that working
The other part seemed like World War 2, but this seems more like current events.
It does, yeah, I agree.
We're just going to run right into something big, man.
Yep.
Oh, we even got footsteps going on in here.
Look at that.
It's good. Oh
So cool, yeah, this is awesome
Insanely atmospheric that's a hand on the ball. Oh, it's is that the thing we shot. No, what is this?
What do we have to do to it's eyeball we gotta do something with it's eyeball
Why do we have to do that?
Please be a cat
I know right?
Oh I'm doing something
Oh why no no
What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
Why is this your first option of things to try?
Oh, it's the nerve of this situation.
Why?
I guess it's just I actually.
Did we go back or did we go forward?
Wait, can we go up there to the left?
No, I don't think so, I don't think so.
Oh dude, oh dudeies, we just took this I I'd be so angry to okay
Yeah, we deserve whatever we get. Yep. We deserve this stole a man's eye
Our horse is on it.
Horseman, horseman fake.
No.
We probably had an eye tracker on it.
Oh my god.
I can't handle this.
Oh the mines! The mines!
Oh no!
The mines!
Yes!
Yes!
And you made it fantastic.
I think we made it.
I caramba.
Nice.
Man, we did that eye for something.
That was very nigh.
Nigh.
The children yearn for the mines.
Very true, Chef.
Thank you.
A lot of yearning going on right now.
Oh, yes.
OH NO!
Oh Jesus!
Sir!
We can move! We can move!
Oh you can move! You can move!
That happens sometimes where like the movement stops.
Yeah, like all my inputs just wouldn't work.
Yeah, like a desync or something.
Oh, and we're here.
Wait, no, I still can't move. Hold on, let me try unplugging my controller.
One sec.
Hmm
Okay, there we go. We're good. Okay
Now we just have to give the whale this eyeball obviously, yeah, I'm sure he's gonna be Andrew Ryan and then we're good
Here you go
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna put this in there cuz that's how this works, right? I'm just gonna jam it on in there
It's the new form of eyeglass.
You get- oh, okay, that's...
There's something bigger wrapping around the whale.
It's like a whale's...
Ew!
Well, that was a whole last thing.
You just never know what's happening next in this game ever.
Wait, there's a light on the other side of here.
The Whalesnake was not on my list of things I was expecting.
No, it was not looking for the Whalesnake.
That was the thing.
Oh hey guys.
Unless you won't believe what just happened.
Yeah, so we went to the bottom of the ocean and we got an eyeball and then we shoved
it into a Whalesnake's eye socket and we're good.
We're good.
They're gonna stop red light.
Oh god, that sounded squishy.
Yeah, I was able to target him.
Oh lordy, okay.
Watch that mine.
Oh, what are you doing, Zo?
Oh god, Zo.
Got him.
Nice.
Zo just eviscerated my, my discord one second.
My cat just walked across the discord.
Cats are really good.
There we go.
Yeah. There's a guy standing up on that bridge.
Oh yeah, there is.
He's gonna jump in in three, two, one, two.
He missed. He missed.
Missed a bit. Oh, oh, oh.
Kill the Titans!
right-hand left okay
nice
second mind from that entrance there
Oh, more people, more people.
Oh, no.
Beautiful.
Okay!
That's not cool.
Are they attacking? Or are they just going for a swim?
Just a little jump scare.
Keep us on our toes.
for the swimsuit
couple of them are being naughty
Okay, how is that close?
Yeah, I have to get there.
Sir!
Sorry, trauma.
Sir!
Trauma!
Dragon!
Oh, that's so pretty.
This is awesome here.
I wish it was a clubuck.
I feel like these devs could do a really good animated movie.
right
It's all well
It's coming down on us.
It is.
This is their stop.
It's like some sort of subway.
Whoa.
Is that a dude
Sorry had a predo before it's cool it happens. Oh man, I thought I could handle it. Oh, okay
You can drag me I will
Okay, okay, okay there.
That's cool.
Uh-oh.
Oh my god, the sheep's coming out of me.
Uh, congratulations.
That wasn't a burrito.
I thought I was too furry.
I wanted a fresh lamb hero, though.
I think I just ate our friend.
Yeah, I think that was our friend.
I officially have no idea what's happening anymore.
I barely knew what was going on before.
I was going to say, I really didn't know what was happening anyway, so...
Yeah.
Help.
You're good fishhead.
I think I'm good now.
You know, honestly, I can see why your tummy was upset.
yeah that was that was not agreeing with me yeah good again sometimes just gotta
like make a sheet come out of your throat you do just happens man
I don't know if I'm going that way.
Oh trenches.
Oh fun.
Oh we're about back here.
Oh no.
Oh, we're about back here.
Oh, we've seen Madsen, and here we need to run.
Ah, as fast as possible.
Yes.
Okay.
Why would they gun that?
We're also armed looking.
Oh man.
Hey, nice helmet.
He doesn't need this anymore.
No, he does not.
There you go.
There's one armor.
Oh!
Ultimate dodge.
Okay, good to have the run away.
You're only four kids now?
Yeah, one of them got eight.
by the sheep that Dan threw up.
You know, it happens. Not much is difficult.
Oh, cool. It's good to be safe, because it's a very similar problem.
It's a boomer!
I
Wooo!
Nailed it!
Nice!
Okay, let's do it.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Okay, let's do it
Well, I just got a sheet bro. Yeah
Let's go. Oh wait, no we got a foreign force.
I did
Well, I don't know unless he's back in our lives.
We barely made it.
Oh dude, no.
No.
Yeah.
Stop.
I wonder if he's gone or if he'll be back.
too soon. Is that a thing? Oh, it is.
Please don't be the goat again.
It's a bear of legs.
Oh, look at that!
Miss Bear?
Not the go.
Making a kill for it.
Yeah, this game is very dark, but I never feel like I can't see what's going on.
Yeah.
You did a good job of the lighting.
Agreed.
It's like we need bolt cutters for that.
Yeah, man.
Okay, have a quarter of a game without bolt cutters.
Oh, there goes Frendo, okay.
Okay, gonna find where he is.
Oh, creepy hospital.
Oh, bolt cutters!
Oh, my god!
Jesus!
What the hell was that?
Ugh.
Well, I hear some ringing in my head.
Yeah, dude, my lord.
Woo!
That actually scared me.
It was flashing red.
You're flashing red.
It was a boob-a-trap?
Ooh, a boob-a-trap.
Yeah.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That's not good.
Oh, he's got a grenade.
Oh, no.
Run, run, run.
Oh!
Oh, run, run, run, run, run, run!
so many bananas oh god oh god oh god where can we go where can we go
okay yeah let's go that way yeah
oh my god this is horrible
who gave these patients grenades I know
That ring is horrible.
Oh my lord. I have tinnitus, so it just makes me feel at home.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, there's my buddy.
Oh no, not you two, bro!
Oh, the sheep takes another.
She's have armed me.
I think we're gonna be dealing with a man bear sheep
Not the first time
There's lots
Got to follow them I guess that's all work out. Well, yeah
Oh music
Maybe the sheep is dancing.
Uh, can we lift up here?
No.
We're going this way.
The music's going wrong.
I was kind of hoping the sheep was playing the piano.
Can we have like two moments of something like nice, like music?
Ow!
There's a sn- Oh!
Oh!
The hat!
He chopped my helmet off!
Oh no!
Good thing you had the hat.
Yeah, I know, right?
That's like our get out of jail free card for this area, apparently.
Oh, let's go back.
Oh, room.
Nice.
Oh, it's a little Atari controller.
Get him, man.
And a duck!
Little ducky!
You should grab that freak on your next turn.
I know, right?
I should.
I absolutely should.
I've got a rubber duck.
As long as we got that window there, we should be jumpin'
Oh no!
He's good
The bathroom, you can't shoot someone in the bathroom
That's true, there's some laws against this
Oh my god
He's got more arms!
He's a spider sheet!
He's getting larger
have a seat over there have a seat for
their day
so comfy it's nice to
won't question how that light is working
mm-hmm mm-hmm probably the best for all
involved
Come on, get in your room again.
Oh god. We're out here, I think.
Oh lord. Oh no, is there going to be a minefield?
Oh god, oh!
No.
Sir, no.
You're over there with your grenade.
Oh, please.
Uh, fourth one's got a,
third one's got a key.
Levels, extra dark.
Yeah, man.
All those guns.
It's a good one.
Sir. Sorry I was double the jerk. Fire it.
You can. Nice.
Boop.
Guys, Dan's got a gun.
Dan has got a gun.
Oh, let's go.
Always on the run.
It's a little wilder than that trigger. Yeah, he is. He's a known menace with a weapon.
Yep. He has both danger without hand.
True.
Oh.
Oh!
Whoops.
Okay, let's see
So what like that? Oh God
We can move this. We can move this.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, yeah.
Take your back to your stack.
Is this where I get eaten?
I'm about to get eaten.
Don't worry.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Get back up, get back up, get back up, get back up!
Get back up!
Get back up!
Get back up!
Get back up!
Yeah!
Oh!
Okay, so I think we have to hide after the body goes down.
Yeah, he'll eat that body then.
You so mean I'm thinking like a spider-shape human thing
This is just gonna like appear no, it's gonna be thrown up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Well, we'll have like the little girl throw her up after seeing some like ring shit from that movie
I know it's gonna be awesome, man
Oh, hi.
Concepts, right?
That was a game, crazy atmospheric.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, sniper.
Sniper bro coming through.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Why can I throw this can?
Oh, God.
Why can I throw this can?
Oh, God.
Why can I throw this can?
Oh, God.
Why can I throw this can?
My can strategy did not work. Dang it.
I think we throw, make him fire at it and then we run.
I think that's a much smarter thing to do than what I did.
I failed.
Oh God!
Nice!
Okay.
Yeah, that didn't work as planned.
Oof.
Oh, can we push this car on the right, you think?
Probably.
Yeah, there's some buttons here.
It's real foggy for this sniper to be hitting these kind of shots just saying I know
I feel like we're gonna give him an open angle here if I'm not careful
Careful.
Damnit.
Okay.
Oops.
So I'm not sure how we go to the left from there.
Oh, can we push the other car already?
Maybe just like wait for him to fire and then run.
Yeah, you're probably right.
But it's like boom and then it hits and then you have like a split second to run.
Mm-hmm.
Good call.
Oh, actually, you know what, you know what, check it out, hold on, stop here, drop here.
Yeah, I'm about to push over the edge.
No, no, no, check this out.
Ready?
Pull this one back.
Oh, that's even the smartest.
Yeah, there we go.
OK, now we probably want a beta shot.
Well, actually, don't we just run this?
We're fine.
Great.
There we go.
Grip strength for days.
I would like to take chat for that suggestion, by the way.
We barely have to keep following the car and not think chat for telling us how to do the car thing.
I'll keep that in mind for next time.
We did 90% of the plan correctly.
We did.
The last 10% was a little fuzzy though.
This is what I get for talking and trying to survive a sniper at the same time.
I feel like right... here.
Oh my god.
Woof!
Woof, scary.
Okay.
So for this part we stand still?
Yes, we stand still, okay, got it.
Oh, okay, back to the bus.
I'm firing at us with big gas.
I need some help.
Oh, you can do that.
I'm just gonna set this mortar up here.
Oh, God.
Oh, this is a mortar.
Oh, it's a rock.
Oh.
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
What?
Aw, that's not fair.
Oh.
It's gonna be actually like, dragging over here.
It's gonna be a good checkpoint.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Okay, if I hit Y on it, okay, it needs you.
Oh, you're...
What's happening?
Oh, I'm loading it, but it died all okay
What is happening? I don't I I don't know when we're supposed to be moving
I'm just gonna not touch anything and let you
There is some aiming needed okay, so I think you have to aim and fire it. It's like a it's like a rocket launcher. Yeah
I feel like you have to load it first.
Well that was it, you fired it.
Oh okay so, okay.
We need to like turn it towards that fire, okay.
A little tricky.
This is a little tricky, this part's weird.
Start you with how hard the time limit is.
There you go, there you go, there you go, perfect, perfect.
Once we knew what to do, it was easy.
Great.
First time, that's right.
That guy was incredible.
That was sniping on us for like 10 minutes.
Oh man, what a funny...
Whoop, uh...
Oh, there's a...
Go this way.
Oh, shit.
Um, this way?
Away from the big red light?
Oh, what the...
Oh, that is so dramatic.
I think I hear Mr. Sheik.
Holy shit!
Oh, it's a tank! It's a tank of that!
Oh, okay, so we have to wait for explosion.
Oh, Fred Googly Moogly!
Okay, okay.
Woo!
Yeah, woo, that's scary.
Okay.
Oh, that's scary.
I want to go in that pipe.
I want to go in that pipe.
Get in that pipe.
Get in that pipe.
Oh, damn.
Oh, no.
Oh, my.
Oh, grenade.
Come back, dude! Come back! Come back!
Bro, you're going to the top! That was wonderful!
What a shot! What a shot! That was amazing.
I've got to achieve it for that.
Oh, that's bad!
That was... that's big.
We need to get in the tank. We have to get in the tank.
Yep.
Oh my god, I think we can get the tank.
Oh, there's, mm-hmm.
Oh my god.
Oh, this is cool.
I love how at some point in this game's development, they were like, you know what?
We should just have them drive this tank.
Oh my god, I can fire the gun.
I feel like we can fight the sheep thing now.
Yeah, come on Mr. Go.
Now the odds are more even.
You're driving in my aim and maybe it might not be, but see what it seems.
I'm gonna drive into this pit, is that okay?
Do it.
I'm going here.
Oh god!
Oh shit!
Hell yeah!
Okay.
We got him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got him.
Yeah, you got him.
MIRKA!
Yeah, you literally have no idea what's happening here.
No, no idea.
Did not have tank battle in my list of things that were not even on the radar.
This is so cool.
This is actually ridiculous.
I feel like we're making a lot of noise, I do.
You might even be asked to leave.
Oh, take that.
No!
Oh, take that!
Okay, we're gonna keep going forward.
Oh, God, I can still control it! Oh, God, I can still control it!
He's gonna come right at us!
Oh, no!
Take that, sir!
You're not getting the lamp soft today!
Damn!
I
What oh
Wait, I was going only RT. I don't know. Maybe I'm supposed to go super fast. I don't know
If I can go super fast, I'm doing that now.
What a nice brisk face.
I don't feel like I'm going much faster.
Oh, no!
Back off!
Back off, sir!
Woo!
Come on!
Oh
Oh
Wait, is that death what what?
Get you in, get you in!
Yeah, oh, oh, okay.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Nice!
We better rip our wheels off though, so that's...
Hey, maybe we can go in his mouth and get our buddies.
Oh, never mind.
Yeah, uh oh.
Aw, look at our go-awww, it's all crooked.
It's cold outside.
Don't look.
Yeah.
Our tank is of a certain age.
This would be a great time for the goat beast to burst out of the bottom because it's
Obviously not dead
Oh my god, here's that with me.
Oh my god.
Oh, are they trying to do some kind of ritual to bring her back?
Can you move?
Not yet.
Oh, now I can.
I can't.
This is bizarre.
Oh, that's me!
So you do that and then I do this.
Oh, you're guiding me home.
Am I at Carol Ann going towards the light?
Oh, there you guys are.
Oh, it's the rabbit from last of us.
Oh.
It's good to see you still getting work.
Not a lot of rolls for rabbits anymore.
Wait, what?
So now you're in control.
And we just...
Oh, what the hell?
Dragon meme.
I'm not sure how to do this.
We're dragging you back to the well.
Oh my god, am I the lady from the ring?
I wonder if this is then turning high into the Sheep monster.
...
Well then, damn you, dude.
That was an experience, man.
That was an experience.
Wow.
Wow.
Chad, thank you guys so much for watching with us.
This is like, this is, yeah.
And Dan, thanks for coming.
This is fun.
That was an experience.
I hope we're getting closer.
Wow.
Chad is saying there's a scene after the crash too.
Can we skip the credits for all those eight hours?
Is it safe to skip guys?
It's really loud, yeah. It's okay to skip.
I'm gonna hold B to skip.
Here we go.
Oh that's great that's great okay wow well that was fun that was fun well hey
dude thank you so much for that until until the next time sir thank you so
much great to play with you man have a great one dude bye bye man chat thank
you for watching with me I'm out of here for now
All right, it's Friday, so I'm on kids duty, but uh what what happened to that game?
Man, I got no idea. I
Like I have a couple guesses, but I'm gonna be real. I have no idea. I think it had something to do I
Think they looped it because the whole time the girl was seeing images of
The the goat coming out of the well, so the thing that I'm not really sure about is
is, is the girl the sheep monster the whole time?
Or is the girl the next sheep monster?
Like, I don't, I mean, the sheep did come out of her?
But then again, the sheep also comes out of the well?
It's called all is well.
The name of the achievement to beat the game
is called all is well.
But yeah, like, I don't know.
It seemed, there was definitely a cyclical angle to it
because the sheep was an antagonist,
but also she became the sheep at the end.
So I don't, I don't, or I was involved in it.
Anyway, thank you guys.
You know, I don't really,
I feel like this kind of game is not really about the story.
A game like this and Little Nightmares
and a lot of the old ones,
you don't play it for the ending.
Generally, the endings don't make sense.
It's kind of like Amnesia and those games too.
Like they, the story is there only to let
the set designers and the game makers
create these amazing scenes.
And like it's all about the journey through the game.
It's not really about the story beats.
It's not really about the ending.
Like it's, I don't, I don't put a lot of stock in those.
Sort of the reasons when I finished this, I was like,
that was fun, even though I have no idea
what happened most of the time.
That's cool.
But I will say this, this game was $40.
And I think me and Dan finished it in four hours.
That's rough.
That's real rough
Like that is that's rough. This should have been like 30 bucks max like that's that's a bit rough. It took us six hours
We played today from 11 to 2 and we played one other stream for just over an hour
So no no it took us like just over four hours
Yeah, that would this this was not a six hour game
So that's pretty tough, man. Like don't get me wrong. These were that was a great four hours
It was a great four hours, but I don't know that still seems like God
Well, I mean at least we're not talking about this being a $60 game. Thank God, but yeah
I mean that that was you know, that's I still feel that it's a little off that may be a little bit off
But it's still it's still fun game. It's still a very fun game. I don't know that was a tough one
That's tough. Anyway, I gotta go for now guys. I'm gonna raid you over to Pasco for those who want to stick around
I will see y'all potentially in that chat later if I stop by or tomorrow for a bunch of fun games
It looks like we are gonna go help super earth tomorrow
So it looks like we are gonna be doing some hell diving hell divering maybe with the the mod team, which should be fun
But as always thank you so much for being here have a great morning after an evening wherever you are on the globe
Go check out the new Emberville VA announcement
If you haven't seen it yet the dude that we announced is amazing and I will see you soon for more funny games
Bye bye
You again?
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist.
We'll get back in that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them, I see you're confused.
Ignore the clowning in your mind. The villagers need your help and the vitrometous is no place for woodlands.
It will be a difficult task, but together you will rebuild this town, find a safe place
and hone your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead, and there will be many.
For the eternal prison, no, no bounds, there's no way out of this prison, wanderer, no more
from the unceasing grip of death.
What?
No!
What?
No!
What is it?
No!
Welcome to Co's Crack House!
Okay, that's no.
I'm amazing.
Okay, those are spikes!
Slap using the power of the amulet of Will Smith.
Bam!
Well, what was that?
How did you... I guess you beat me. Impressive, impressive.
Spirit, do you have any idea how long it's been since someone surprised me?
Fabulous.
We have to take it out before him. And it's gone.
Onward. I'm right behind you. I'm right behind you.
Hey, where are you?
Right behind you.
Right, okay. So where are you now?
Right behind you.
the shit
the shit
Yeah!
I don't know how to say this
But I'm about to enter your ranks.
Oh god, oh god.
Entering Uranus.
What I can do is I can synergize this with synesthesia to draw the ultimate game.
Oh there we go.
see sometimes you got to look for the center a little bit worried about leaving
my rear uncovered I read your page oh my god I can
is this it
unnaturally high concentration of pheromones detected possibility of
dangerous individuals present. Risk level upgraded.
I think we're good, at least not.
Daddy, I wanna put more weapons.
Daddy, that's where do you work?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, you okay?
Is the little cold?
It's cold.
It spilled on me.
It's okay.
Daddy, you seek to watch, and I don't seek to watch.
Okay.
Oh, I definitely broke the thing right off my controller.
Oh, and dude, wow, I broke the whole thing up.
What a rude.
Wait, this thing follows me?
No, don't follow me!
What are you doing?!
Stop!
I'm amazing. Please don't hit too hard. Please don't hit too hard.
Oh God.
Oh God, where are you going?
Where are you?
Oh no!
Oh no, Dodget!
Please don't hit too hard.
It's A.O.E!
Did you see the new movie?
They made about an air conditioner?
Wasn't a fan.
Son of a...
Gilku, it's way too early for this.
I visited the Aaron Space Museum, but there was nothing there.
Thank you, Crotchy Frito, but the vampires...