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Yo yo yo how we doing to everybody good to see you welcome to another cozy morning here
on the channel cozy morning of cat murder well hopefully cat murdering need to get more that
ing on there
But anyway, uh, give me one second. Let me share with the hell died, which is all good for late tour
You guys listen this funky music while i'm doing it
Yeah, we get
Okay, i got to do my right blocker spree
So I think if i'm not mistaken we're about to get we're gonna start this morning with getting our ass kicked
Um, yeah, tomorrow is- oh god, the day.
Oh, we finished our quest yesterday!
Hell yeah, dude!
We're gonna do Act 3 today.
Just so you know that smell isn't me, it's my excrement receptacle.
As a fellow hobo, I'm sure you know us bums defecate in bags.
This is my life now.
Bag defecation, thieving in copious amounts of pills, such as the life of a vagrant.
But I digress.
you have a cooler with the still beating heart of our Lord and Savior, Super Meatball.
Good work!
Now, let's go back to my time machine and install the heart and hop inside.
I'm unsure of its current settings, but it should send you somewhere in the past, maybe
even before you existed.
Crazy, huh?
You could meet your great, great uncle Grandpa.
Oh, there's still a thing I have to tell you about.
You probably never heard of it, but there's a theory I came up with called the Butterfly
Effect.
It's something like if you kill a butterfly in the past, your mom dies.
I can't remember the details right now.
The point is I'm trying to make is if you change something in the past, it's bound to affect
the future in some way. So just smash the hell out of as many things in the past as possible.
I assume at some point the chaos you caused will end up changing your current timeline.
Hopefully enough that I'm back in my lab defecating into something that flushes or at
least swallows. Ping you when I notice a change. Till then I'll just be sitting here. I'll
take a drinking. I've taken a drinking. It's pretty nice. Kind of feels like a time machine in itself,
Honestly
Wow, that was that was a ride
Okay, I think we're gonna do a day
Are you dead I
Think you're dead
Okay, she'll probably get the dead get out of here.
Um, let's take the kittens real quick.
You're stinky.
Sorry for that.
To tink with you.
Uh, Majorica, you are very bad at strength, but you're actually really good at everything else.
Yeah, we used the heck out of you.
Okay, you look great.
You also look pretty good.
a decent thief other than christmas a little low but we could we could work on
that gain one help you don't want to be food that's a cool one
toyful is a what's interesting he's basically a ranger ready to go this
christmas a little low and we got some good guys up here dude we got some good
guys up here. Shit. Oh. Nah. Sorry, bud. Okay. So, um, yeah, we're gonna do this. Lady
I just got so many kittens!
I just got so many kittens!
I just got so many kittens!
Okay, we'll go through all these kittens later.
Oh my god.
We have a lot of cats.
Alright, so we're doing this, man. We're doing this. This is happening. Let's figure out who we want to bring.
Um...
Good job.
Spotter and Host. Okay, you're not great.
Uh, you are not great.
You are pretty great.
Alright, we're gonna bring a form of the squirrel.
We have another form of the squirrel. Oh, this guy's good too though. We'll bring him to you. Yeah, I
Need a tank and I need a really good cleric
This guy's cancer, which really sucks, but
But it only applies at the end of the battle so I think we'll be okay. Who's our best tank
What are you doing, Cygus?
Whoa!
You're in so little low, but...
Nah, you got...
You got...
What is this?
Nah, you got problems.
Oh, I can't fit things in there.
Hey, I think our basic cats are finally getting a little better.
That's good.
All right, so, uh, let's see.
We'll bring this guy, yep.
Okay, let's see how this is gonna go, chat.
Let's see how this is gonna go.
Spoilers, it doesn't go well.
Um, you dare give you all stats up?
Okay.
You have a cleanse, good.
Meow.
Meow.
Uh, we're gonna give our clerics some dodge.
Oh, oh, oh, we're gonna go to you.
We're gonna give you the double status effect supply to you, because we're gonna keep him hopefully protected.
Yep.
That's gonna be a big thing.
Uhhh...
Your HP is terrible. You're gonna get some HP.
I hate dropping your int, but that's required.
Look at that, too.
These are better healer.
Probably you're gonna be our best healer. Let me give you the thing here.
This is gonna go so badly.
I've never done this fight. I have no idea what we're getting into here.
Oh, you have a cursed rock, too.
Geez.
Hmm, too low in with that.
Your team has very bad luck during events and plus two thorns.
Oh my god, that's gonna be so- that's gonna be rude.
Alright chat, I think we're just going to see what happens here.
We're just going in.
We're going in hard.
Actually, let's give this to the form of the squall, okay.
Let's try it.
Am I getting excited for Crimson Desert?
I'm looking forward to it, man.
So are they both attacking us or are they attacking each other?
Oh my god, they both have a thousand HP.
She wants to kill Pyrofina. She wants to kill Zeratana.
Okay. Okay.
Oh god, we just need to stay out of the way, don't we?
What are we going to stay back?
I
Oh geez.
Go my squirrels!
Oh
No
immune to stuns that's his elite ability oh god what he doesn't give us
awarding
oh my god dude
But that just doesn't work.
Oh no.
Oh, I can't attack him.
I can't attack him.
Okay, if I attack him, it's gonna be an absolute mess.
Ah, no, foiled by the tail!
oh wait we lost our alpha oh no bummer
Does anyone else see Flens?
You do.
Okay, man, the fact that he's just turtling over and over, let's go be a problem.
Yeah.
This is a ridiculous fight, dude.
I can't believe this fight.
That's amazing.
Oh, we got a rock here, um...
No!
That's not what I meant!
This board squirrel!
Ooh, we could- nah, I'm not gonna get death metal.
Actually, I am.
Nah!
Worth.
Cool.
Although we only have like one left, oh my lord.
Our squirrel technique may have not been the best for this fight.
Looking back.
Yep.
Bro, immune?
Why are you attacking him with immune stuff?
My bra. My bra.
Battle roll!
Dang it.
Do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do.
Do-do-do.
Do-do-do.
Hey, bud.
Oh my God.
So now we can't damage him.
Man this is insane.
Woof. This fight is ridiculous. I don't know what we're supposed to do here.
The RNG is so heavy. Because we have to bait like where he's positioned and...
Oh my lord.
I really hope there's some kind of event that happens soon.
Uh, actually like make something happen between them. Oh, no. Oh, no.
This is fine. This is fine.
Oh, no.
All right, so we're gonna need super high HP guys for this fight, because everyone's gonna
be taking damage, like a lot of it.
Yeah
Oh
Yeah, we're just gonna give up on the Druids.
Honestly, I don't think the Druids, now that I know how much ambient damage there is, the
Druids were a terrible decision to bring.
We should have brought DPS.
We should have brought like, um, like Rangers.
Rangers and kings.
Oh yeah, just four clerics and let them do their thing.
I mean, not wrong. Maybe that's the technique, man.
That very well could be the strategy.
Just stay alive and let them beat each other.
Also, I will say bleeding these guys would be great.
Oh god damn it.
You dummy.
Uh, switch with the flake.
Boom.
Can I throw you?
No, I don't want to throw you.
Yeah, I can't do anything with this guy.
Boom.
I bet they should be hitting each other for more than 20.
there he goes
there he goes
Boom!
Yeah, get him Flea, that's right.
you just stomped my bro. I don't have any way to heal my cleric, which is a bit of a concern.
We're just trying to stay alive chat. We're just trying to stay alive. Yeah.
I swear he makes it a joke to throw that guy in your backline every time.
Oh my god
We're dead, dude
There's no way
There's absolutely no way
Oh come on, dude!
Okay.
We have to cleanse him.
What is he?
Oh, we can't cleanse him up.
No, we can't.
Okay.
Yeah, I think I'm...
Okay.
This is fine.
You're not seriously just a fear- oh my god.
This is a crazy round, y'all.
This is a- OH NO!
NO!
Alright, so I think that's it.
I think that's it.
Because we're gonna have to one-on-one this thing.
I don't think that's gonna happen.
This is actually insane.
I can't believe this fight.
Go home!
Tasty legs and crispy farts.
They're clapping.
We only needed to kill one!
Oh my god!
Oh my god dude!
I had no idea.
Oh man.
Oh my god, I cannot believe that.
That, I, wow.
Every-
We got to do some work here.
You are terrible.
Go take it.
Oh, we need one more to our other guy.
You are good.
You are good.
Yeah, you make a great druid.
You are...
You're okay.
You're okay.
I think I'm working with you.
Okay.
Whoa.
Look behind your house.
Oh, did she just walk through?
Dude, this game is so good.
I love everything about this.
Um, it looks like...
You guys were killing Godzilla?
I know, right?
You guys were killing Godzilla, I know right?
You are blind.
Did we fix the guy that was blind, right?
Yeah, right there, that's awesome.
Ooh, another good druid guy.
Good.
I've done to get a new invention. This one will seriously change your world and make
me a billionaire. Now listen up. Look what I found at a random truck stop. It's all
in Spanish, but I'm pretty sure the word is in all caps means hard. And that word is
all over the packaging, so I'm assuming it's going to make things quite hard for you. But
I know you're up for a challenge. Go ahead and take the mysterious pill to the caves.
I should head back to that truck stop myself.
My scream?
Oh!
You're a little interesting. Yeah, we could use you for sure.
Crowley. Now you're in, and you're honest to us.
Uh, Gracie will keep Irina, Locon.
Oh, actually we're good.
You can just kill there.
get old. Going back up here. Look at her mouth. Your basic attack inflicts bleed. Interesting.
Yeah, you're decent.
Alright, let's let all these kittens grow up.
Um...
Meh.
What do you think?
I do want to get tank leveled up.
Shucky.
Yeah, we want Shucky.
Um...
We want you.
You're movement's a little low, but it's okay.
low but it's okay okay I guess you should probably start getting rid of some of these
these guys.
They don't have any bad mutations, do they?
I don't think so.
That's your day.
Hey, silence.
What's up, buddy?
A lot of them all.
Leon has grown old and tired.
Leon.
We will send you to...
Creasy.
Okay.
Boom!
See if we get booted up too.
Hey, Laylee McGee!
Awesome.
Happy Birthday, Suzu!
That's fantastic.
Wait, is it really Suzu's birthday?
Why didn't I know that?
I need to put make.
I just realized.
I'm gonna, yeah, OK.
OK, awesome.
I do.
One second.
Happy birthday, Suzu.
That's great.
Mm-mm.
OK.
What is this?
Once again, P-Mart wants to acknowledge it's reward members are hard work, but your help families around the world can fall asleep comfortably knowing P-Mart is there for them.
And yes, our blank cat collars are once again back in stock tomorrow!
Ohhhh!
Get married, have kids, retire and take a long nap in my car while it's running.
As my kids get out of red 40 and my husband beats our dog.
Yeah, right, I'd rather kill myself.
Thanks for dropping me at P-Mart, have a blessed day!
Mr. Balm.
I like you, I like you Mr. Balm.
Also Geppy.
Oh my god, look at Geppy.
Barrow!
Those stats!
Damn!
But whoa those stats! Dang! Gappy! Okay. Kalada.
Ooh. I think your con's too low for this. Yeah, sorry girl.
virus, a purifier.
I love the background.
Man, that's a mage.
That's a big old mage right there.
Okay, Yuki. Alright, I think we're going on a trip. We're going on a trip. Alright, I'm going to bring you.
I'm going to bring you...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, let's see.
I'm going to bring you...
Your movement's a little bit.
I like everything else.
We need a good range guy.
We need a good range guy.
Hello?
No.
Yeah, that'll bring Gracie.
Okay.
Alright, so let's decide what we want to do here.
You already have...
You have running jab.
When you end your movement automatically...
When you end your movement, automatically use your basic attack if an enemy is in range.
I really like that for range units.
Uh, you have high- yeah, I'll make you a mage.
Make you a mage. You can move you around and blast people.
You seem like you'd be a pretty good tank.
You got okay movement and high con.
Um, we could also make you a fighter with that con, though.
Yeah, let's do that. Let's make him a fighter.
You are a con movement, intense, like charisma.
I'm feeling a necromancer for you that means we're going to need a healer.
Can you be a cleric?
Yeah, you can be a cleric.
Sure.
Okay.
Give it a run.
When you enter turn, you enter allies heal, two HP and two mana.
This blessing is lost when you cast a spell.
Okay.
An open wound.
The basic heal.
Uh, for you.
Thank you, give everyone brace.
Uh, we'll also do, man, we lost a lot of items last time.
Oh, yeah, because all those people died.
Shoot.
They all died.
Whoops!
Our bad.
Um...
Okay.
Necker bro, we don't have any leech stuff for you, but that's always fun.
Give you some dodge, give you some more mana, give some magic damage to you, give dodge,
chance, and crit chance.
Actually, just give dodge, chance, and crit chance to you.
Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo.
I'll bring this.
We'll bring this. We'll bring a lob attack that creates a creep puddle.
I think that'd range to you, Fanta. I can.
We'll have him have the survival gator.
Okay
Remember watching your eyes extremes years ago. Do you still smoke or did you quit? Oh?
Oh for a lot. Oh, no, no, no, I stopped
Smoking when I had kids. Yeah, when I had my when I had my first kid about eight years ago. You thought you'd have a cigarette
I didn't smoke yet. No, no, yeah
Stopped all that
Boo-doo your action your basic action flicks burn one and fire blast
It's not bad at all.
When you use a weapon, automatically use it again for free.
Does this count as a weapon?
You also have a very fire-centric team.
You got carrion shot, superstition, you don't really have anything interesting yet.
Let's just go.
Yeah, we'll just go.
Um, I don't think we want to do this yet.
We need some stacked cats to bring the time chamber in.
So let's do something else.
Wait, Zaratana joins you on your journey.
She wishes to activate an obelisk in the core.
What?
Yow!
I gotta see this.
I gotta see this I gotta see this
okay read the bottom text to you oh god what did the bottom text say oh you do
not currently have the means to complete this quest something is missing
Oh well, now we need to not die.
Oh god.
Wait.
What?
Okay.
I just get to control it?
Hmm.
Why does she really- I really hope she doesn't like- oh no.
Oh this might be ridiculous.
Um.
This isn't gonna hit because it's locked in the front.
Yeah.
Does it apply the burn?
It doesn't.
me now
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
Oh she's the guy she told, okay
Boom.
So if I use this, it goes twice.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
So if I use this, it goes twice.
It does.
Okay.
Nice, man.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Shhh.
Gonna get a little lick.
Do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do.
Ow.
He did cleanse on him.
He's got a ton of HP and some shield.
Nice.
Nice.
What?
Why are you doing that? Stop meteor bombarding my friendlies.
Uh, Farron.
Does Cole already know he has more red tint with the new camera?
Oh.
The colors were a bit more neutral and balanced with the old camera.
It's the same camera.
It was especially noticeable during the last fight.
It's the exact same camera. Um, it's the, like, there we go. It's just the, it's the white.
It's the white balance. Is that better?
Yeah, it's their minor justice
Which I went through
Must be the rage and Cozai's that's a big part of it. Yeah, I'm a very raging individual
Definitely been part of it.
Damn, I'm just stuck here.
me now
now
no
can't even move
Yeah, get out of my kitchen.
Okay, time to mop.
Examine the safe.
26 coins, okay.
Damn, dude.
Damn dude.
Let's do it.
Wait, if I take this off will they stop following me because honestly I don't think I want her
with us.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Oh, no.
No, we got it.
We got to bring it.
Okay.
Do that for now.
Okay, you have two sims to the quest item, make sense.
YOW!
I like that we can kind of put our Necrol up front because of just how much raw HP she
he has. Kind of great.
Yeah
Okay, he she hasn't hit us yet with that, but I hope we're good. I think we're good
I really need this cleric to level
Who can I go?
That's weird.
Okay.
Great.
Great.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Hmm
Ball over
Good
Meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
Cool.
Good fight.
I feel like Meteor Storm is going to probably get me killed, but you know what, we're doing
it live.
a neck wrap
Hmm, that's a gracing
That's too low
Okay, who are you?
Hooks and pulls units that end their movement in range and flicking bleed is a melee spin
attack that spawns meek, seeks meek pickups and tramples.
This guy is on a warpath chat.
All right, get that burn going
Hmm. Oh, I gotta get a lot better about this apparently. Okay.
Okay, I'll start loading up some leech and suck on this guy, ow.
What did you just hook me at the oh if you're just in the movement range you
Okay, I hope you're too, damn. Okay, great.
Oh wait, what? It didn't use my basic attack.
Why didn't it use my basic attack when I moved?
Be gup.
Nice.
Still got it, straight.
Oh, it tried.
I'm probably okay.
Oh nice.
Pace can be great for buffing the team.
Oh man, these are going to be a thing.
Aw, I really wanted my haste before him, dammit.
Oh damn.
Meow meow.
Meow meow.
Meow meow.
Meow meow.
Ow!
Take that thing!
What are you doing?
Why are you doing that?
Meow meow.
Okay.
Okay.
Ow.
yeah damn it big ass this guy just like ah okay
Good luck kicking!
Now let's do this.
Now let's do this!
Cool.
I can't use myself.
We got to get him out of here.
This guy screwed us up completely by getting our Necro out of the fight.
We needed his damage.
Oh god.
Fine, take that.
Uh, I can get him.
down down got one HP back oh lord okay um oh god
yes we're doing it okay
Crash sand lid.
I should just put water on you for now.
He strays a bit further back from the pat?
What's that mean? Uh-oh.
This is gonna be a tough one, potentially.
Oh, there's one back there too?
Okay.
Yeah
Okay
Yeah
Dude
Close. Close, close, close.
Another fly down.
Okay. Let's see what this is going to do.
Boom.
Man, it's such a luxury not having these guys come back to life when they're dead.
That was a really tough challenge run yesterday.
I think it sucked me in out from you.
No I can't, let's do that.
Yum yum.
Yum yum.
Dude, come on! Jesus Christ! This is the worst!
I hate this guy so much.
Did Kosti the new virgin has to do in labs?
I did.
Oh man, I did.
It looks like a quite a ride.
Uh, one sec.
There we go.
One sec.
There we go.
Oh, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Hmm.
soul dagger I've never seen a soul dagger
Is that a thing?
It's a 5 damage dagger.
Oh.
Okay.
Get back up.
Smash it.
Nope.
Rhinestone stickers bling, I guess I can't be for sure.
Oh
Yeah
I wonder if Ling and Rhinestones are of a set.
I would not be surprised knowing this, knowing Edmund.
Let's do this.
Rhinestone should be a Cowboy item. Agreed.
It's three.
Yeah. Yeah.
Now what I take my brain down, I've been casted down.
When my pain comes to an end, I'll be blinded by the lies I'm describing.
Yeah
Much better
Okay, wait did that not burn him is he immune to fire
interesting I think what I do on the oh he was wet oh my god
I hate you!
Breathe.
meow oh what rude all right we're going for lesson three okay
okay
Tell me where to fly.
Oh, no.
Now, something is my way to hide.
Then when the journey's run out of room.
Now, you got me out.
Share me out.
I need- I think I need to replace open woman, I think.
Now, you got me out.
But I told you now that this guy's got me out.
Now!
Throw standing in water, but do the extra damage.
God damn it!
This is not good for him, man.
That sucks.
Yeah, we don't have a good way to heal him, unfortunately.
We need to come up with a better way to hit him.
We have one regen on him.
It's just not enough.
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah, start with one bonus attack. Oh, yeah, man.
You need to heal more, dude. We need like serious healage on you.
Hmm.
I mean we'll go to double go down here try to make as much progress as we can
Hey digital snow. Welcome back
Yeah
Shut me out now
Yeah
Okay. These guys are really attackers that throw units and become a zealot when it kills
something. We also have a cultist bishop in the back that has huge range. I gotta get
Get that bruise thing off him.
unfortunate
So do you stream anywhere? I should have on YouTube and I stream on
TikTok sometimes not all the time depends on the game
damn and that's the one the one oh wait no we didn't we didn't get oh god damn it
stop reviving you're just gonna ruin everything
yeah honestly with this I probably should have left this after that last one
that's one we're gonna we're gonna make do
great
They good.
Is that thing supposed to go out of the moon?
You know it.
Venerated touch.
That's pretty cool.
Excuse some more HP.
We're filming that up.
Loot!
Seabombs!
Meow!
Cool.
Oh, it didn't hit all four spots like it was supposed to?
Well that's rude.
It's so hard to move around with this Chungus here.
Okay. Nice.
I don't want to get this Burb if we can, but I don't think we're going to be able to make it in time.
First and we have a problem. That's right. Well said
Hey Andy 1987 I really appreciate that man
It's awesome making my way through your fallout series LP from 10 years ago many thanks for the hours of entertainment
Absolutely my dude
Nice! Got me some Angel Wings. Those are moving up I think.
Ummm...
I'm gonna wait on this. Yeah.
of
the
I do like your basic attacks, it's like, well, let's see.
If I do this, this might get him earlier in the turn order.
Let's give that a try.
Daymark's Day 7 of Not Smoking, just wanted to share with someone.
Yo, congratulations!
Putting smoking was one of the hardest things I did.
I had to do it many times until it took.
Big congrats to you, man.
A week is a very, very good, very good start.
Oh, man.
I'm going to try that.
I don't know about this.
I want everyone with all those, yeah.
Yeah, the first week is art.
The first few weeks is like the hardest.
I hear you.
Uh-oh.
Oh no, what is this weird one?
Love's Kitties, especially Gracie, oh god.
Oh god.
Gracie, get in the tall grass and hide.
Okay.
I'm going to try this, here we go.
Oh, I can't go to him.
This action starts disabled and does not reflect, oh, I have to reload it to start it.
I didn't realize that.
Okay.
Oh man, are you serious?
God damn it.
Ah.
Lost a whole ass turn to the bad positioning.
Okay, so that plan didn't really work at all.
I was gonna do two attacks on it.
Oh my god, I'm so angry right now.
So angry.
Did I do any biking?
I got some motorcycles, but I've been on them for a while.
Looking forward to returning to that at a later date.
I think I've ever struggled out of that. That's real tough.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
death
death
death
death
Awesome.
He didn't even die!
Great!
Okay.
We got another set of wings.
Those are great.
Probably the movement, yeah, you need to move better.
Do I have another person that could use this hat?
Nah, I think we're good.
Let's use some more Khan.
Make it a little beefier.
They're gonna get in the easy path.
They're gonna get in the easy path.
They're gonna get in the easy path.
Hey Ali Humperman, what's up buddy?
Oh, we got the...
We got the creepy cats.
These dudes.
Then we need a heal.
I think we're good.
We're going to kill here.
Give this for the extra protection, pop that on you.
Okay.
How do we want to do this?
You guys have three Brace, give you six damage and have a huge knockback.
Okay, so let's go up to here first
Now is your knockback gonna happen if I don't damage you directly
No good, okay, let's try hit here and let's kill him
Okay
You've got 40 HP up there. I'm feeling pretty good about that
Will you up here? Oh, no, no, no, I just moved in a
Oh, that's not good.
That's not good.
Yep.
Damn, dude.
They wrecked our little man's... our little maid man's.
This music is so good.
Dude, this bucket has been great with this ability for him.
Okay, let's do more charisma, how about we get his luck up?
Having low luck is pretty bad.
I'm going to get some kisses this clan, I'm going to kiss this clan fat.
Got plus one luck!
the result the Reverend fists verse Johnny Oh God
This is gonna be interesting with the big guy. I don't really know this is gonna work with him
What are you even doing why did you do that
Oh my god, I hit him so much.
Okay, you're actually gonna keep doing leech in the big guy.
Oh god, not him.
So...
I
Okay
Okay, we're not gonna do that yet, okay, here we're gonna chill, ow, dude I hate how
how many turns I get I don't know I think our turn order is so fast that it
bumps all of their guys to the end so then they get to take a bunch of turns
so I think I can think what's going on it's wild
We keep this going way up
What actually I should be I should get next to it too. Oh god
Why would you cast it on the court
Oh, damn it!
So he now is not going to crit.
Hmm, shit.
Okay, that should kill him.
Maybe.
Good.
Wow!
Wow!
That was per-
He- Wow!
He did a thing!
Good for him!
Hell yeah!
Hey William Wall, what's up buddy?
Uh...
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
No, we're not taking this.
Nice.
Okay.
Sorry little guy, it's worth.
Sorry little guy, worth.
Oh my, he just summoned three and now they all get to go.
Oh my lord.
Thankfully there's a bunch of junk between where they want to be and where they are, so that's great.
Okay, you are now critting wonderful
Oh
Yeah, they get pissed
So bright I can't stand myself
I have a one-cat station
You're my purchase, but from my part
We'll set up this file, and you
You're gonna kill me
I'm
rude
Now
Falcon Poach actually fire punch the same thing
We good.
Co in the dark, co in the dark.
That's right.
Alright, we're gonna go home.
Oh lord okay these guys are low level so I don't think I wanna read them.
Let's take a look actually.
Maybe there'll be something there.
We got a lot of decent items for our next run
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Meow.
No kidding, no, made a kitten, made a kitten.
Ozzy died.
Oh Hobbs died.
I thought we need full bummer, hi-hubs.
Uh, we've got dozen dawg.
Thanks man.
Appreciate that buddy.
My kingdom for a decent interface to manage this part of the game my kingdom cat
This is such a mess at this day
Okay, it's like herding cats, it is.
Okay, let's see.
We're gonna bring you.
You're gonna be a druid.
You could be a fighter or a tank.
You can be all sorts of good things.
You can be a great mage and you're a freaking killer.
You've also got to jump, my lord, you're nuts.
And then what do we need for it?
like a good archer oh man look at you with clans yeah we're gonna make oh wait
you're a kitten
doing all right this is this elephant all right so I'm gonna try this I'm we're
gonna we're gonna just we're gonna make an attempt at this chat we're gonna make
attempted this I want to try to do the act three thing okay you're gonna be our
you already have healing bolt let's do mage on you
captain hook you're gonna be a druid and you I think we'd like to make a
cleric so we're gonna do a super defensive team here we need a tank though
This is gonna be our tank.
I mean, we could make this guy our tank.
We could do that and have him have inspirational songs, which actually would not be bad on
him.
Yeah, see that.
Let's do that.
Okay, you're gonna get the range, Jephy.
Magic damage.
You're gonna get some bling, some rhinestone cowboys.
We're gonna put seed bombs on you, and this guy, we're gonna get the, let's see, probably
some movement on you, give you a nail board, actually I really like this blood bucket,
we're gonna bring that with him.
I could give him, I think,
we're gonna give you the basic extra attack.
We'll give you this.
Oh darn it, our, our,
we lost the thing that lets us get the five,
I think we just got a thief's helmet.
That's too bad.
Mmm, we don't have a lot of good range stuff for this guy.
Put on the rubber cement, abandoned mask.
Your basic attack spawns one coin when it deals damage.
Hmm.
I'll do that for now, but I think we're going to change that out pretty quick.
For you, for that.
You can actually know what to do.
We only have censored eye things.
We can put Brace on.
There we go.
Oh, we also lost our heart last round.
Bummer.
Bring that for some early stuff.
For you, we'll do the wig.
We'll do...
What did you get?
When you pick up a non-coin, pick up all allies getting the same effect.
Okay.
You're not very special at all, unfortunately right now.
We'll do the charm maggot spawn.
The health regen.
Uh...
Hey, weird question. Soul Link doesn't work in reverse, does it?
I couldn't Soul Link all my guys together with my basic attack, putting Soul Link on them,
them and then heal them all at the same time, right?
Hooper says, I killed my team doing that.
Okay, no, no, we're not good.
Alright, oh, we need this.
All enemy bodies revive to full health at the end of each round except bosses.
Here we go!
This is not going to end well.
Okay.
Time to die in new horrible ways and lose all these great items in the process too.
I'm excited.
Okay, we can do a Bramble Attack.
Cool.
What is this thing?
Does a chaining dash attack?
Okay, that's a bit scurry.
Don't wanna do that.
Okay.
That's kind of interesting.
I like this combo with that.
Seems like it could be really good. Yeah.
Okay.
this music is fantastic oh my gorsh okay what is this spawns random units
We're doing on me. I don't think I'm okay with that.
There's another one. Shoot. Don't get him Charmed Maggot. Oh wait a second. Can I
throw down the Charmed Maggot and then turn him into...
Bro, we got a pretty solid little combo going on here, wait a second, okay.
That's cool.
What are you doing?
Oh, oh, it has to like charge up before it does it, I see.
Interesting.
The heck is this?
Oh, that's the wrong place is where that is.
too bad. Oh, we can do it here. Boom! Heck yeah, man. What am I talking about?
um oh yeah all corpses come back to life at the end shoot that whole thing we gotta worry
Yeah, I'm really not used to doing that.
It's definitely going to take me some warm-up.
Thankfully, we have a whole- wait, what?
Oh, it doesn't kill corpses.
Bro!
Yeah, we got to get a lot better with this.
You let all these guys respawn.
So let's go up here, take care of you, you are now dead dead.
Did we want some attack up next turn?
Oh I should have picked that up.
Shipping needles? Oh wait, I can do this.
Nice!
Dude.
Okay.
Great.
Perfect.
Okay, oh yes.
Chosen Warrior.
I kind of love chosen warrior. Okay. Mm-hmm. We're gonna take the can
Got six pack. Nice. Dude, that's gonna be great for corpses
In fact, I'll probably sub that out for this for now
Yep
Going in.
Okay.
If I do this, and then I pick it up.
Okay, Kat, that was a great tip.
good tip chat good tip
What?
You spawn a spawner?
Bro, don't do that.
No.
What are you doing?
Stop it.
Thanks.
What a bro.
Okay.
Hmm.
Dude, that is a pretty awesome ability.
I'm digging that.
I'm not digging, however.
We are really not able to get up here pretty quickly.
I need to get much higher movement speed.
Oh my God, dude, are you serious?
Oh, that's rough. Yeah, you especially you need so much more movement
Our survivability is great though, this is this is really working. Oh feather cap busted it sucks
Okay, so they're good, they're dead.
This corp seems to be killed.
I have 99 confusion.
What in the hell did I do?
Oh my God.
I got 99 problems and confusion might be one of them, I don't know.
Okay, there we go.
Mind the bunk right now?
I am.
Wow dude I should be wasting that yeah we need to save that for more tumultuous
Activities check your equipment after battle one gives confused 99 but five
inch for exchange I don't like any of these I guess switch yeah oh
When did I get this?
Bean Parasite?
Oh no, I'm sorry, we just finished Bunker, now we're in lap, yes.
The enemy gave it to you when the cat broke it happened.
Oh man, that's a farmer.
Dude, that's really bad for him.
Holy shit.
Draven?
Heals and buffs his crows, enter Squirrel Form once his crows die.
Oh god.
of
Okay, I'm gonna put you up there.
We'll move and attack enemies that attack Draven, okay.
I need to get a cleanse or something.
Are they gonna come back?
Guess I'll find out in a second.
Oh shit, he's doing it live.
Oh, he didn't get to summon all the squirrels around. Wait, you look quite thirsty.
Oh, bro.
Okay, that was pretty solid.
I don't want that crow coming back, I'm going to do that just in case.
God damn it dude.
This confuse is going to be so annoying.
Uhhhh.
There's always something to ruin a run Chat.
This can't be good.
How much end do you have?
Four.
That is not enough end.
There's not enough end for you.
Yeah, that was a very easy boss. I agree. Draven's pretty easy. Yeah, that's great.
We'll get swapped with you. Actually, let's get tossed with you. Yeah. I think we're actually
We're gonna need the hard mode this time. We need the level, Steve.
Wow, that's a lot of spawners.
Oof!
Hmm.
Stacey 232785, it's mainly attacking Flix Charm, can heal and grants all stat up to
its allies.
Oh god, this is going to get a messy so quick, an artichoke, we're going to have to like
Pick sides and work on it and hope for the best.
No, he charmed my maggot.
My maggot.
Yeah, I don't I don't want to know what's coming out of that one, dude.
Um.
Hmm.
Now you're fine there.
All right, let's go.
Bad this is going to be.
Um, I can't move him up where I wanted him to. Shoot.
What's up with going after this one?
Good!
Oh no.
Oh!
Thanks.
Don't do that.
Don't heal.
They heal back to full, man.
Goddamn.
Okay.
We didn't even kill like a single thing that round because of that.
We didn't even kill like a single thing that round because of that, but I mean thankfully
they were able to spawn, which is awesome.
At least some of them worked.
I
of
Good.
Alright.
AHHHHHHHHH!
I'm fine.
ahhhhhhhhh
Fine
yeah
now
ahhhhhhh
Man, your mana regen is such complete ass.
Oh my lord.
Our cleric is useless.
We really gotta work on that.
How is it so low?
Maybe we should have said a low in cleric.
Oh, we got a pewter.
of
Okay, every bit counts.
God damn it.
Easy master of somebody.
Much better.
Look at that!
Okay, gotta pop that corpse.
Is she gonna run?
She's probably gonna run.
Oh, not anymore.
Bam!
I need more
Damn whoo
That was a toughie
That was pretty rough
Oh
Let's see
Tell me something to shrug it off upgrade to a cleanse
Might think about that, right?
I wish you could see what the advanced version was.
I don't think so.
Okay.
Let's do diversion.
The version could really synergize well with our mage AOE.
Warns?
Well, that's kind of cool.
Little metal. I liked it.
Okay, um...
Your intro sucks. Damn. Your intro's just terrible.
We need to be better about that with our future clerics.
Examine the crazy device.
Have I beaten this game yet? I have rolled credits.
I've technically rolled credits, but there's still a lot more to do.
This is going to be a nightmare.
Yeah.
Good talk.
Hmm.
Not right here.
Are we healing at all?
Okay
Meow
As I give him a little lick
Yow!
Oh, this is gonna be such a thing!
Okay.
Hmm.
Interesting.
So that looks like we could, we could utilize that to draw the men.
Dude, everything in this round is a spawner.
Oh my God, this is, and all these explode into spawners.
I have no clue how we're gonna do this.
Everything is just going to come back a bajillion times every turn.
I'm going to put you up here.
You're going to need to start really doing some work.
I'm gonna bring you over to here, in an effort to hopefully, or managing some of this area.
All right.
Oh, I didn't even see this dude.
Holy shit.
OK.
I think God.
Can this guy survive over here on his own?
Like.
Because I think I have to go over here.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We just gotta help this guy's gonna make it through this.
melee attack inflicts injuries because of course it god damn does oh my god
okay okay okay okay I'm gonna move you down to here you're good fun you over
there in an effort to hopefully not have him engage you.
I can't I attack these corpses. Oh, cuz this guy
Okay
We're gonna do some serious corpse cleanup here pretty soon or we are in trouble
Hey, nice great corpse exploded
Okay, great
good good good good okay okay
Yes, great.
Oh my lord, we lucked out so hard then.
Hell yeah, okay.
Is it calling me on this game?
I do not, no.
Nope.
Alright.
Awesome!
Oh my god dude!
Woo!
That was a mess.
Okay, um...
We'll do...
Thorns...
Thorns 2 I think.
Yeah, cause you already have tosses.
Get Thorns 2.
Yeah, cause you already have tosses.
Yeah, cause you already have tosses.
Yeah, cause you already have tosses.
Yeah, because you already have tosses, get the ones too.
Chat, this has been awesome.
Before we come back to this, in a little bit.
But for now, we've got some hell diving to do.
Hell diving with the mod team, which I'm pretty excited about.
So I'm going to do some hell divers.
Give me just one second to get everything set up on this side.
Do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-do.
Awesome for democracy for democracy. Yes for democracy chat
Okay
We're doing this cyber status over I think we just got a new order
Super-Earth Ministry of Truth
One second.
Super Earth.
Super Earth.
We're good.
Let's do it.
Liberty.
Democracy.
We're good.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Liberty.
Democracy.
Freedom.
Which faction do I like fighting the most?
I really like the bugs, because there's so many of them that you can kind of go after,
so quickly and easily.
Let's see.
I'm going to invite Barry.
And Barely.
Is this still?
Who's this?
Belle.
We're going to end Belle.
Boop.
Awesome.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Oh, I'm close.
There's nobody.
Let's see.
I need to spend 160.
guy the eruptor here we go let's put this guy on let's try the eruptor see
how we like that all right we got the team man oh we're making this happen
grim titans hell diver the plurals are straight is what barely why are you
just laughing randomly we have no choice but to withdraw we got in front of my
A liberation of cyber stand has failed.
Oh yeah, you're coming through and getting too very...
There we go.
Ah, boss.
Yeah.
You good now?
Awesome.
Okay, I think we're good. Perfect.
I'll say democracy.
Democracy.
Democracy.
Uh, okay, if we're good with you.
Super democracy.
There we go. There.
Turning you all up here.
Just a note, um,
because there's new major order on Tash
for defense against automatons.
On Tash?
Tash, yes.
Okay, let's see, hold on.
Major order failure, operation without pretext.
Most of the other ones.
Yeah, okay.
Where is Tash?
Let's not do Helldive. Let's do a little bit of a warm-up.
Where did you say Tosh was?
Tosh is down towards Super Earth.
It's the automaton counter offensive.
You see the flashing lights?
Oh yeah, oh there it is, perfect, perfect, we're good. We're going in.
How dare the enemies sully our well-swelled streets?
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hi selfie give me a little blip right now
we're dropping hot we're dropping so hot one of those one of those one of those
Uh, should I bring a tank?
A breaching hammer, and a two of those in the tool.
I'll bring a tank.
I'm gonna bring a mech.
And a gatling turret.
And another mech.
No, oh, we can only bring one mech.
Can I bring a mech and a tank?
I can!
Oh, now we're talking.
Okay, we're bringing a machine gun turret,
a lot of air bombs, a mech and a tank.
Oh, naughty.
Great for super. Hey, Indy, what's up, buddy?
Come don't forget your booster
That's no such thing as yeah, is that really a thing? I don't know about that. Oh, yeah, I can only carry so many of them at a time
Thank you so much, man.
I really appreciate it, buddy.
Thank you.
Did we miss a fight for Cyberstand?
We did not.
We weren't here when it finished, but we definitely got a little bit of it in.
I got a little cyber stand action.
Yep.
All right, here we go.
I'm just if I wanted that.
I know.
I know.
Jerks.
I know.
Jerks.
I know.
Jerks.
I know.
Jerks.
I know.
Jerks.
I know.
Jerks.
I know.
Jerks.
Jerks.
bringing 500 kilogram bombs on this map might not have been they like to get
stuck in the trees I know right whoa all right
Bell as our resident highest level you want to lead us sure you're a lot of
That's a huge over here. Yes, I'm gonna follow you brief
We'll start with the smallest large base
The large large old base
Yeah, the smarge base
Drive no shall I burn? I'll drive. I need to figure out how to get through this wall
No, shoot it. Well, I'll take you down just right for it. Can you use this variable?
uh i'm in the tank anything's possible i like it we can blast the wall through that'd be great if
you guys are in the tank yeah blast through nice yes go ahead you guys go first you guys go first
you guys go first there you go first you're gonna be done if there's something behind you okay fine
Oh god.
What's there? What's there?
There we go.
We'll just take out some trees.
Good, good, good.
Right, so, turn there to the left a bit.
Sorry, I'll leave that side.
I'm just trying.
I'll leave the way.
Tank less is tight. I'm helping try to there we go nice
We got a wreck to your left
Yep.
As you can see, I got a 10-minute break.
First Super!
Top Gear!
Great.
Alright, let's go in.
Yeah, burry is this tank got a liberty dispense.
Like a proper breach.
Of course.
Except you're on Liberty right now.
That explains the driving.
Indeed.
All Liberty is spiked as we all know.
That's a landmine.
Oh!
Can I do a thing? Oh, I can't do a thing if I'm in here.
Uh, one sec. I'm gonna pull you in.
I'm going to commit.
Jump off my building and land it directly on me.
My ammo is getting a little low.
Do we have to do anything with a shiny yellow thing?
YES!
DEMOCRACY!
Alright, let's go here.
Got him careful!
Look out that base.
Nice, man.
That's 100 meters.
Really? Right.
Alright.
I feel on the left.
Your mic is rather quiet, by the way, Barry.
Alright, I have to turn him up a little bit.
I have to turn him up.
I have to turn him up.
Yeah, he's a dusty.
Whoa.
Oh
All right fallen bill guys
Ain't a minefield anymore anymore
Hey guys, you blow up that wall right there buddy kids
Yeah, I guess
Thank you
Opens says me
I'm used to the wall
No, I'm floating in the air in my jump pack and the explosion still ragged all the way
Nice
Think I'm about to go down here
Oh
I know stomping with the thing
I'm down. We're next down. I'm good.
Yeah, we do have passenger seats in this time.
Nice. I've seen berries driving. I'm a little...
I'm good. I'm good. I think that's understandable.
Alright, we're gonna see that.
out. Yeah, looks like the Hulk has decided not to drop. Well, there he is. He's on a
right now. He's poking out.
Oh, he got a sentry!
He's going sentry!
There's a, you know, this tank, huh?
Oh, that's gunship.
Like the tank.
Yeah.
Oh, you just knocked that down?
Yep. That was awesome.
Gunships, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah
It's uh...
Mark behind that tree there
Can I pick this up?
Alright, that's the whole thing now
We're clear from where we came out just like this
Get him back!
I'm just gonna have a vest
Get the shits on my right
Got one marked
Hello
What is this?
Drive them all over!
We're good Bell, call down as it's getting in certain hatch, okay.
Yep, uh, can I get a glow on the right?
Dude!
There you go.
Great.
Alright, following you Bell.
It's all over!
Ha ha ha!
Yeah.
There's no front end.
Hanging others.
You know...
...this way, take out the...
...pattern keepers.
Ow!
Oh, gunship.
There's two gunships over by us.
Come with me, pal.
We are...
...currently placed deep in bots.
That's right.
I'm running the 17 here.
Were they all bots?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
oh mostly they were boss and traders got it bots and traitors that's right
my field ahead
I'm killed
I'm gonna try to take somethings out
I think there's a load of bolts coming behind us
Oh should we run now we do anything else or is it good just get far away oh god it's
good it's good I've been run over by a berry I was gonna say that timing was I
thought was my explosion so that's great for here okay there you go man I'm
second thought it may have been safer in the tank
I take that back?
Yeah, I was driving there. I think it's slow.
Oh! I dropped some of that supplies, by the way, if you want to pick them up.
I thought it was this grenade launcher.
You're quite right.
There's some pretty trash on the light one, didn't there?
Err, not sure.
That's the other grenade launcher.
The original one.
Oh!
It's now me on pen one. This one, I think, is still light pen one. It doesn't jump right.
That is very wedged.
Maybe we want a hover pack?
Is that all we had to do? Just drop off the package?
Oh, ow, I'm almost dead.
I'm calling down a tank too.
They're calling down a tank too.
Come on, that's his team, what you doing there?
I'll wait in the science.
That's ours, yeah.
Someone who, uh, jump in here, quick.
Don't turn back.
I didn't know if I got him right.
And then the scene is right in the back.
Oh fuck!
Thank you so much, and he absolutely is.
Okay, uh, so, there's a guy right there.
Beautiful.
Yes, mate.
You don't say.
Uh, we're two over to the orange objective?
Yes, we're two to my left.
Oh wait, we gotta get our reinforce in. Hold on, hold tight for a second.
Well, I probably would help us.
Calling in reinforcements!
Yes, sir, I would like to exist.
Okay, let's go oh am I in the gun, okay?
I think I'm gonna head over to here
Oh, I'm out of shots.
Okay, well, that's that, I guess.
Oh, that's right, thank you.
I think I forgot about that.
Am I out?
No, I think you got out, and I got in.
Oh, I see Press C, you can change the seat, you're in.
So the Genesee is the greatest.
let's let's yeah let's head over to uh let's head over to top left
that's fine it's fine let's go ahead Barry's got it we are good now oh I'm
gonna bring in my exo suit
I become a whack-a-mole
Oh my god, I just got murdered in front of my god darn mech
Try not to shoot these men by the way, but looking for it. Yeah, I don't know where it is. Yeah, don't worry about it
I don't even know what it is
They got it
Bring it in reinforcements
I think I found your grenade launcher, barely.
No, this is a machine gun.
Oh, no.
Okay.
All right, can we get those guys there?
Oh my lord, that's a lot of boots.
Um, do you have a hellbomb coming in? Is that what that is? Okay, great.
Yeah, jeez.
Come to cover here.
Err.
Re-moving!
Oh, I got the terminal!
Uh, uh...
Okay, hellbomb is activated.
That's nice.
Run away!
Flee!
Put them off the sea!
Dropping a pit. West. 200 meters.
I think they're like tanked right there, yeah, but maybe a little too far off or blocked
by something it's a little a little finicky
there we go great
I'm the hellbump for good measure
what planet are we on? there's... which planet are we on again? they just opened a new order for the fish
We just go where we're told that's right. We're good democratic soldiers
Oh God
Okay, I guess that was a thing sure
There's a lot of landmines.
Joining the fray!
Hello.
You can't really just shoot between the robots legs. I might have.
That might have happened.
Oh, we got a whole bunch right ahead of us.
Oh, god.
I love my laser revolver.
Heh heh heh.
That's how it is.
Oh, I tried to climb on that building and then somebody blew it up.
You know what?
I have found what gun I should not be using and see a ruptor.
Yep.
hahahaha
oh no
8-year-old strong one take it
alright multiple times
it's a great one but it takes some getting used to it
mmhmm
makes it take a really good secondary
lean on a lot
democracy needs me
oh man
saving me, submitting me to die and have to be saved
nice
Okay, let's see.
The hell, is that a rocket launcher?
I need a green post.
The rocket sentry.
Rocket sentry, yeah.
Wow.
Where are some people I can help in defending?
I don't know.
He'll be coming!
Well that's what he's about to do.
I'll look off the front.
I... there are zero promises, friend.
Barely you definitely had more than two HP left there.
I'm using democracy to protect.
So it turns out climbing on top of that objective building might be an instinct kill, though.
Oh.
The more you know.
Oh, lord.
Who am I playing with?
I'm playing with Barry, Carlisle, and Belle, and barely all mods on the channel.
Hi Kate!
There's a lot of dudes here right now.
I don't know.
Nice!
I'm funny that he's actually just going around.
Oh, come see if that's correct.
Do you want to?
I'm trying to tank for a second.
Which are you?
I don't...
There!
I'm just trying to...
Oh, that's nice. That's a lot of fun on some of the Illuminate missions, some of the defense
ones. You just sit there and help there, you'll feel better with this guy. Oh, I'm bad, dude.
Yeah, it's so good with the Leviathan's. That's cool.
I
Also if you want to give one of these felt-fed grenade on
Absolutely a little bit
Set off the invasion by taking it, and plus a better planet to fight on.
Okay, we'll try that after this.
Thank you.
That tank almost landed on my head.
Who's going to question it?
You have an egg.
One cell that will aid in an attack.
Excuse me.
That's the right of way.
I'm down, but that was awesome.
I'm down, but that was awesome.
Yeah, that tank is not a great place.
That's the subtitle for this whole mission.
That tank is not in a great place.
No, yeah, pretty much.
This is Pelican 1.
I have an actual locking structure here.
This is Pelican 1.
He's pretty good.
He's got him.
Aw, Pelican 1.
of
the
one
of
the
I don't think that's the gun for me, I'm going to try to get the gun this time.
map in particular it's hard great on bugs if you can get open sight lines but uh
anything close borders you're gonna have uh more deaths from your own gun than
anything. Do you guys mind if we switch missions?
Not before. You can play it? Cool.
Do I have the portable held on? I don't think so.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
It's a lot of blood.
Uh, minding to listen to my volume, I might get suddenly loud.
Oh Lord, I actually tend you at some point. I tend to hammer my sand. Good run.
I have adjusted my volume. How's that?
I'll make it work on this one.
Windows did that normal thing of messing with my volume.
It's the worst.
There we go.
Sounds about right.
Okay.
What do I want to bring?
Kind of like the scythe.
Hmm
Hmm
Maybe a judicator, how is it judicator?
Which one's the judicator again?
Hmm
Not bad for an assault rifle
Yeah, not my my go-to, but I tend to tend to favor the punchier weapons like the penetrators
Or maybe they're liberate. I mean hell even the basic liberators pretty nice
Yeah, liberate penetrators
Really good coyote actually if you have it too is really good. I don't have dust devils. Which one's a coyote. Where's that one?
uh that one is warbond dust levels yeah um the last 13 trident the laser shop and i'm using
that's in the first page of the uh siege breakers let's look at that okay
yeah light and cindy are your hands
in fact yeah coyote does fire in century okay so i need to unlock this now
Oh, we won the minute
For now, I think I'll do the we'll go we'll go classic liberator penetrator
Yeah, great
We're going to burn it, not what planet I think it is.
Let me take a look.
Toes hacking?
I'm not hacking, friend.
Alright, so where's Vernon Wells, I think you said?
That's a good point.
Okay, that makes sense, Grobanair.
If we take this, it puts off Tash.
Yacht, yacht.
Their commando operations present a challenge for only the most elusive.
A commando?
Will you break the gauntlet held by-
Oh, god. We're doing it!
Okay, thank you for commando missions.
We don't have super destroyer support if you pull that in.
So make sure you have everything on you.
Jump complete.
Mission coordinates locked.
Yes.
Torrets and what not to deploy them.
You don't have to call in the super destroy which takes time.
Okay.
Very much behind enemy lines.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait.
Cat's saying go for the city.
Mission preparation.
Aborted.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Where is the city?
Anne's Vigil?
Let the enemy feel the wrath of Liberty.
Mission coordinate stopped.
Okay, Susan.
Thanks, y'all.
How about Frank?
Do we have a plan?
Run around screaming until everything is dead?
Yes.
That's accurate.
We've changed the order of trust.
That's all right.
How goes democracy?
It's the best best.
The actual best.
democracy is nothing less than that and if you do feel that it is let me know so
I can send you to processing
there's just awkward man we are all we're going in bloody
yep more time spent cleaning the armor the last time spent dispensing
democracy. It's a very good feeling. Well said.
The mechs made nothing good ideas.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Things take time to deploy, and we have fined up NetDeep in bots very quickly.
Ghostbusters tries to set us up a hard one.
All the bombs!
ALL OF THE BOMBS!
Taboo!
How many bombs?
All of them.
That's a...
That's a...
A spark?
Yes!
I have been being damaged.
Built in tasking.
The Punisher Plasma Gun?
Oh that sounds fun.
Always like a plasma.
Fully named shield generator where we get we going inside
Have a shoe generator
House, it's been some time on you whether they're safe or not.
Watch your ears, the force!
Back in!
Oh!
Good Lord, welcome to the Fort, Ryderberry.
Wait, I thought I was behind the shield!
Oh!
Oh, come on!
Oh, come on!
Sorry, you just run over... kind of a thing.
No, no, no, no, no, I got I got murdered by a Gatling again.
Oh, it's a Faro.
See, I don't know.
I feel like this level would have been right for a minute.
510 bomb going.
Yeah that goes.
Oh, this is kind of intense.
Oh, I got a set tree!
Welcome to my tent.
Oh, thanks.
I forgot I brought this.
How did I die inside the ship?
uh
friendly valve
oh god
oh that's
oh my lord
hi boy
another tank this
yee dog great and another one
just dropped in
oh that's got it
oh there's one right there
oh god they're all coming in
We got a lot of tanks going in there.
All my stuff's on cooldown.
Yes, sir.
Wow. Nice kill on that tank.
Oh!
There goes the turret.
I'm shielding you, come down there, I'm tanking over there, and at it, hopefully my ult is coming, there's one right, and I'm tanking straight at it.
Nice! Oh my lord!
We're all right by the Extractive.
Woo!
Yeah, this is intense now.
Why is that not working?
I'm casting it, but then it's like disappearing before I can throw it.
I don't know what's up.
Uh, my E-bar.
Oh my god, somebody called in right on my head.
Wow!
Hey, next wave, what's up, buddy?
Oh, wait, maybe that was the enemy.
Maybe they've got some kind of artillery thing.
Oh, they definitely do.
That's uh...
They might have a artillery tank over there.
We're still near support!
Chettel's here still.
Going to you.
All the boats?
Going in, going in, going in.
He's not tonight!
We're preparing to depart.
Chettel, we're going to be in 20 seconds.
It happens. It happens to the best of us.
I tried to automatically dive in for the head first really well.
I tried to dive in, but no one's diving in and it bounced off the cover.
We only killed one civilian, and that's actually impressive.
Yeah.
Yeah, good for them.
They actually lived.
But they didn't see any civilians.
That's probably why one guy blew me up.
Yeah, yeah.
Some parts of them.
Some parts of them, just another whole one.
Yeah, we did have a few blue bridge ones.
Nice.
How we do?
Ooh. Not the bed, not the bed. I have 450 shots fired, good god.
Yes, too many. I know, right?
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
No, no, no. Accidental is the name of democracy.
That's a very good point. Put that on.
It's gonna do the right.
Yeah, it did all right.
Cool.
We have to protect Super Armour.
Don't protect Super Armour.
Let's see.
What do I want?
Orbit a rail cannon strike?
Well, that just sounds fun.
I
Hmm
Oh, sorry, that's fun
Is the mortar sentry still team killie
Depends stay away from the enemy. We're all right
Alright, let's go.
It's great, some of these were not finished.
Hillpods Prime.
I'm gonna take a super quick bio break. I'll be right back while we're running up.
Yep. Here he comes.
Don't wanna try the solo silo.
Bring the wall back. Run, please.
It's heretic to a third wall pack.
No, no, no, this is proper Ministry of Science technique.
I have my water, thank you copy.
Heheheh
What? I said I've got my water.
That wasn't the part that got you on the list, Bradley.
Oh. What?
What? I mean...
Okay.
Your undemocratic actions.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm confused.
Uh, round us up, yes!
We're taking another look at Helldivers thanks to PlayStation.
They're doing a, uh, a sponsor stream today.
With me and my mod team!
Which is great!
Hi-Ball!
Thank you!
That's a good plan!
If I never know what I did...
I didn't feel you, the girl...
Um-um-um-um.
Oh, let's go.
Democracy!
Whoa!
I know, right?
drop it there it is is that a friendly take oh my god they take a meanie
no you son of a bee the take just one shot my neck god dang terrible
I don't remember how to activate my work attack.
Double press space.
I'll hold the space.
Oh, it's down a century!
I almost jumped onto barely.
Classic century!
These warping technologies have the right of way, don't you know that?
Oh, they take out my other one?
They're taking me.
Boom!
There we go.
Oh
There
Okay, use upload data strategy to get up
Where is that?
We're here
Whoa!
Freeze!
Jump!
Throw these samples in here.
Protect Veldering upload.
Cool.
I know, we do, we do.
Oh man, that's not good, that's not good.
A lot from the South West, bud.
God, dang it!
My man reloads faster than a five-year-old school student!
Or slower.
My lord, he just...
Request approved.
Reinforcements have been launched.
To be fair, a five year old school student probably isn't a very high bar to clear.
I know, I'm sorry.
It's terrible.
He doesn't load fast enough.
I need to take my man to democracy reloading school.
We can do better.
Oh, wait.
You're gonna be getting this?
What's going on here?
I know I just kind of sit here, so I got to be honest.
I, what am I?
I don't know the time.
I think I'm in nothing.
You're in the pop-up state.
Oh, I'm in the pop-up.
You're back!
All right, where are we going?
Uh, let's go to...
Here.
Turns out I can work myself out of the tank.
Yeah, we're going to the drop.
We have a waypoint down.
East.
East, East.
Actually more like Southeast.
Yeah, East Southeast.
South-east, got it.
about least we souths north
we have empty roads to drive on and very still hitting zilvins
hey amazing
The tank is having a gunship, uh, looking for a tow there.
Oh wow, that was unfortunate.
What?
I reloaded!
Oh my god.
I hadn't fired.
I just, it just doesn't let me fire the gun.
I can't get out of here, but I can't even get in there.
There we go.
Good good save.
I don't think I can do anything against that big one.
I'm gonna call in a hellbomb on this...
...uh...
...bomb and shit.
What is the yellow movie that's around your screen?
uh-huh one of the um boosters it's her boost she's stamina wins
okay
i'm shooting me
last reload
i got it
I do not have anything I can really take these drop kits out with
Hey, you can call in the hell boy
Oh, you mean the flying ones. Yeah
I'm gonna
will
have
the
Help them arms.
Democracy has landed.
Okay, that did not get hold.
You're back.
Thanks, I'm...
All in another hillbilly
I found the dangers of unstable work technologies
Oh yeah, I tried to use it on the yellow, but it might pop, it will pop on red.
They help on my red.
Sheesh.
I'm putting gunship on the side of my head.
What loss, how long will the last drop ship be?
Okay, locate and unlock the system port that's here somewhere.
We're a sample, blacked it!
We breathe? Oh, right.
It's not that, is it?
We'll try and drop it, please.
Is that it right there?
Oh, it looks like this.
this is this it looks like yeah this is unpowered
we do this what's this
oh ssd delivery
has been
boom
there we go oh no i've got no stems uh could so please stab me
I'm so hurt right now.
Come here!
Oh, shut up entry!
Come on!
Oh, there you are.
Reblessing sentry!
I can shoot you with what I thought was a sting pistol.
Oh.
Demolition sequence initiated.
Okay.
That sounds positive.
We got a tank over here.
I need my cursor.
Initiate this, co-gumping.
Gas, audible gas.
How are you, freaking fool?
Just a little too close there.
How long's that the right of way?
Yeah, yeah.
Rendify it.
I'll die
Scratches pretty far
What the heck were you dropping that thing? Where are you dropping that thing? What are you doing over there?
bro
You did not just drop my neck in the middle of a bunch of enemies that are on
the other side of this wall. Okay, good, you did it.
No, you're all right. We're good.
All right, let's get the extraction.
Excuse me.
You good there?
I was nearly under Cove's feet.
Yeah, watch out.
I got big feet.
Ooh.
I got a tank right in front of me. I'd love not to get killed by it.
I
Got him oh
God
We're good we're good all gravy
I've worked directly onto a landmine.
Oh, you know what happens to the best of us?
I thought you just definitely come to this.
Honestly, it's impressive because it was the only one in the area.
Oh, okay.
Wait, you're not mental.
I'm not shooting, sure.
I mean, I'll still take it.
Nice.
Wait, where are these gunships coming from?
We're not taking them.
This guy!
Kill this guy!
I told you I want you to take it.
They're actually coming from underground.
Remember, I said to you.
Ooh.
Oh
On me oh god, who's going straight for the run zombie damn
where oh I see we have the
we have the ship called in
Not yet, we're taking the gun checks.
Got it.
I'll get it.
Beautiful.
Come on, pull down.
Thanks.
Nice.
Oh
Okay
South of west end of fair
They're coming in.
Got a real big tank right in front of us.
Failed it!
Ow.
Press play to solve the K-8.
That's out!
Oh, the inquisitor can't any more.
Oh, there's one.
This is Pelican 1. I have an extra lot of instructions on it.
Oh, friendly tank, can't drop T. Right, let me do that.
Yep, pretty good.
I called the ink because the uh, the structure is not good.
Go.
Oh, it's landing.
Sequence activated.
Watch where you're standing.
Woo!
Last reload!
Friendly time.
Saw tank and I-
What's this thing do?
Saw tank and I called in 500 kilograms.
What thing is that, sir?
Oh.
I just keep aim, charge, shoot.
Yeah.
Place that cannon.
Be in the goal.
Oh, OK.
Hold on.
Oh, it takes a lot of recharge, huh?
OK.
Yeah, yeah.
It's unlimited ammo.
Oh, nice.
We're going to take this up and try it.
Every time
Just over here
And then hold space barely and
Oh cool, that's fun
Here let's jump in yeah
So the warp can kill you, huh?
I guess, fairly more of that.
Barely, we're getting an after-action report there. You failed to extract it to your democratic
needs.
Yes, sir. I'll, like, get onto that post-mult.
I-I think it's post-haste, is the expression? Post-haste.
and I'll post more to serve that's kind of princess dude I would report you I just
reported myself yeah I did yeah I killed barely not Barry I didn't know I could
kill people that's my go to be my excuse
I don't see next time. Just, just don't want yourself in the middle of the big, uh, Terminage Strider.
And I'll say you kill one of those now, right?
It sounds good.
Yeah, it turns out you can actually warp yourself out of a gun or seat of a tank, too, if you hold spacebar while you're in there.
I don't have barely as-
Shots fired. Ten.
Co, shots fired.
Two thousand one hundred and sixty three!
What? Shots fired ten?
No.
Hey, you hit 7. You hit 7 of 10 shots though. That's pretty good.
Yeah, I got 81 kills with 7 hits.
Dang, that's actually really impressive.
Okay.
For democracy.
I mean, I find my quater coming 10 times, but I was using me shotgun guns.
Uh, I need, oh, I'm gonna save up. Yeah, I'm gonna save up for this coyote.
see how this is coyote the space and AK what like that I probably saved my money
since I'm gonna be lovely at the coyote let's do that yes I'm ready are you
does anyone else have anything they want to do before we start last mission
No
We're bringing me a rupture on this one
That is a beast that's my hope
What about here?
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyone.
Yeah?
What about here?
Thanks you bottle.
Appreciate it man.
Oh, nice.
Oh, nice.
Oh, nice.
Oh, nice.
I really like the loadout.
I like the loadout.
I like the loadout.
I like the loadout.
I like the loadout.
I really like the loadout we're doing here.
Uh, uh, fire ones.
I'm gonna try the dual auto cannon one, see how we like that.
Oh, it's really good when you, uh, left click and then right click half a second later, because...
Yeah, alternate fire is really good, I mean.
I thought all fire was just... I thought each click was each side of the gun.
Sorry, I meant alternate eating fire.
Oh god, I was like is there another I didn't even know about stomping what else do I not know about
But yeah, you didn't know about the charge laser whoa
Launcher VZ Lavendetta just gifted 50 subs on YouTube
Dash 50 memberships. Thank you, man
My lord
That's I think I'm maybe the biggest the biggest we've gotten on YouTube
Thanks a lot
Or democracy
I
Worry I just see those in the area pop some
Uh-huh
Spill it
is firing right now what is happening
every time the floor they give a fire
oh
oh we got a tank
I'm down
I'm stopping.
I'm stopping.
Is that another tank?
I think that's a second tank.
I think that's a second tank.
It is.
Yeah, you killed it before it hit the floor.
Oh, nice. Great.
Hell yeah.
So we're finding destroy any
automation fabricators.
Yeah.
All right, so we can just go anywhere, I guess.
Well, let's move over to this
and bio processing place
I'm sorry!
Red blobs are where the uh, outhouse is at
Goop
Get to matters
I love this dude
Those are the detector tower of our sub-mess.
Our bash is destroyed.
Nice!
I am ejected.
I'll damage a little oncoming oncoming.
Oh, are these big, these big, glowy red things, or where we're going?
That be said?
Uh, uh, no, those are landmines. Watch out, girl!
No, not the ones in front of me. The one over there.
Oh, yeah, it's the one over there, the red box.
I'll actually, uh, turn around.
Maybe not what I'm talking about.
The detector tower is one of the only things
in that direction.
But a big base.
The big red detector tower?
Yeah, it's such a silent place.
It's gonna need to help on my co-op.
Yeah, I need to help.
I was completely completely wrecked oh shoot the eye or belly okay
Yeah, they leverage, guard your safe destruction.
Find it out.
Drop to the left.
I need a review.
One of the cries out coming, come.
I'm calling you in.
Thank you.
Thank you, BC.
Appreciate that, man.
Oh, still three minutes on my cries out coming.
I'll get you.
That was not that large.
Boy, it needs for the enemy.
Going down a century!
I love the eruptor.
Ow.
Get right there
Oh, that hurts! I kept you!
I was a little too close!
They got you though
Okay, come over to you
So much democracy dude, there's so much democracy right now
On the screen, it's crazy
We can hit you.
Actually insane.
No.
I don't have a marker on...
Let's go back to my D.O.S. this time.
What is it looking for?
I'm gonna have a knife.
There are two of them.
All the bases are clear down here.
Oh, it's just a...
It's a gunship.
This is what we get from the aircraft.
I think it's probably one of the...
Oh, no, there he comes.
Oh, no, no.
Hey, hello, democracy!
Ha, I took your big gun out, though.
Alright, new plan.
I start bringing portable hell bombs and we strap them to berries.
I like this plan
Oh my god
Watch out for the health bomb behind you.
Yep. Good luck, Gal and Cannon.
I realized my mistake only after I jumped off the ledge directly above the landmine.
I don't know, it's just mines we can today.
Last time I checked, you're not supposed to tell me.
Man, it didn't take out the Strider.
Oh yeah, it probably got blocked by the wall or something.
Alright, let's head to the extraction, guys.
Gonna resupply, over by me.
Yeah, the fact is it keeps producing reinforcements.
There we go, it's down.
I hear O and then I hear the uh, I hear O and then I hear the uh, I hear O and then
and I hear the noise for civilian kill.
Don't want me to know. No. No.
Those two things were not connected to me.
Civilian kill was a plan.
I don't find the super samples yet.
Negative.
Negative.
Two, three, two, one, go!
Got a minute out of extraction if you need to buy.
Get him.
He's down the stairs.
He's taking out the propaganda.
You're back!
great looking good looking good
I'm sorry. Boom, boom, boom.
He's dead.
What's this here?
Okay, you'll do well.
Let's go.
Whoo!
I'm gonna do one beginning set.
We choose to auto-assist.
There's always next time, barely.
Each.
Awesome.
Look at all that democracy.
That's a lot of democracy.
That's a lot of democracy.
A very solid amount of democracy.
A kitty has been spotted? Yes.
Oh, Dandy came back here.
So, it keeps starting at zero.
Does that mean the enemy is doing more than we are?
Yes.
Oh.
Damn.
This is higher than our capture rate right now.
Hmm.
Okay, um, as people relocate, we have to take a little push from it.
Where's the big cat tree?
Oh, I took the big cat tree down.
It was a little bit too big.
It was good, but it wasn't being used enough for how big it was all the time.
So, I have a little one now.
I actually got a new cat tree that is supposedly super cool and comfy for the cats.
Cats, I haven't built it yet, though.
But I'm gonna try that one and see if they like that one.
I don't know if there was a ton of cats.
One of those is just hammocks all the way down.
It's like bowls.
It's more, more bowlsy.
These are like big cylinders.
The other ones are supposed to be super comfy bowls.
Yeah, we'll see how it works.
See how they like it?
Very bowlsy.
Mm-hmm. Hmm. I seem to have acquired enough metals to unlock shoulder-fired nukes.
Oh, no.
Well, that sounds fun.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, Barry, did you want to play a game of catch next round?
Heh heh heh heh.
Bernie, if I can throw a tank at you.
I'm going to try the heavy machine gun.
How's that one?
Good if you can land your shots.
It's a great punchy, though.
You guys want to do that one again?
Sure.
I'll spread democracy.
Let's do it.
next time spread some democratic
Goodness.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Here?
Here.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Uh, don't bring fire bomb helipods is what you're saying.
Or...
Or do that.
Do I bring a backpack or a portable helmet?
A portable helmet.
Both.
It's a blitz search, so just wear the bomb around and if you see something big, just blow it up.
Boom.
I wasn't kidding about strapping the box of variants anything
Oh wait, it's a one-butt press trigger.
Also, but I'll show you our enemy would turn this city
I know it's your jammers over there.
And we're clear over here.
Oh, let's do it.
Damn, look at this, oh no, that should be okay.
Oh God, they're all right next to each other.
Well, I guess things are going to get tough.
Hey Farid, John, how are you?
Hello.
I hope your democracy is going well today.
Wow, that was awesome.
What happened?
Oh my god, why did my arm just get blown off?
Beary!
That was a B. That was a B.
I'm gonna blame you.
BEARY!
Someone call me by B3.
Uh, Jantz.
I'm now a stain on the Cosby.
Sounds like we're off to a great start over there.
We're doing super well right here.
Yeah.
Why is it every time I fire, it snaps below where I'm aiming?
Very weird.
I'm maybe sick of recoil kind of thing, but I thought we'd go up not down, I don't know.
These are herons probably.
That sounds a bit.
Oh god, there's so many over where I am.
Almost out of ammo in this thing.
It's funny cause you called that one in right before I called the one in over here so I
I don't wait for uh for a lot of them.
I'm pretty happy!
I can't even understand.
No that was Barry. Barry told them.
I know right? That's pretty great.
Okay.
man this gun is chonky this heavy machine gun
it is I believe it's also heavy pen so you can use it
if you hit him in the eye ball it'll do some good work
we're going next
anything in the eye balls
I'm going for this big case that you are
Yep, all again
That's the one.
On the 380.
And then we can go check out the neighbors, and see how that sounds.
Yeah, man.
and then we can go check on the neighbors and see.
Yeah man.
I think that does the work.
Orbital inbound.
Confined some of the line around each.
Oh my gosh.
We're coming.
Stand clear.
Wow.
Wow.
That is a lot of booms.
Woo!
Wow.
Get out of here.
Oh dude.
You can upgrade here in the destroyer for all your ultimate and bags if there's a lot of buildings in a very small area.
Hmm
Like I like this guy
But I haven't seen them. Yeah. Oh wait, do we miss the thing in C1?
Oh, we did I might not have hit all of them. Yeah, looks like there's more in there. Let's take a look
Oh my god, I think I just got tanked
Yep, Crocker prone helps a lot great
What?
Since when?
Since when?
Since when?
Since when?
The gun itself is a weapon.
You know, honestly, I think that's AI.
I don't think that's real.
Hmm, yeah.
Hmm, yeah.
Oh, there's a, there's a...
Oh my, that's a big gun.
Sorry, they're fucking...
Oh yeah, dude, that thing destroyed me.
Just because I remember calling them my friends like that,
I tried to pull the cannon out of the window there.
I'm flanking H&G besides, it turns around to hit me with the side.
Okay.
We got him.
Quicker date!
Ah, jiggle.
Yeah, H&G is over here.
How do I come?
The Hulk around the corner.
Mine?
Oh, yours.
Who's left?
Yeah, you.
Fire in the hole!
Come back!
Goodbye, Gibbon.
Did that reach something?
On the main, back on the main road.
Oh shit.
I'm just out of here.
All right, a lot more coming in.
Maybe it's over here, is that it right there?
It's like a little box?
Oh yep, that's it, I got it.
Nice.
That was it.
Great, I got one right to our east we can go to too.
Do we have a resupply anywhere near here?
We're good, we're good, thank you, thank you.
What is this?
Nice thing about the eruptor is you can use it to close fabricators or bug holes and things like that.
Nice. Alright, let's get it. Let's hit the extract.
Same with the grenade launcher.
Yeah.
What was that recent point?
Oh, it was over on the other side. We just ran away.
Right over on here, I think.
I'll kill you anyway, except it's a fight back.
I got it, I got it.
You guys are all the way over there.
Oh, we're hitting the, uh, the spot here.
Okay.
Call it down a set!
It's very little hell, Diamond.
Come on, barely. Knees to chest.
I know, right? You got this, bud.
Caves look cool but are so impractical. How dare you! Caves are democratic. What do you
mean?
They're very undemocratic.
Yeah, dude, that sounds incredibly undemocratic of you.
You didn't see anything, Barry.
I didn't see anything at all, sir.
Exactly.
Oh!
Oh god you stole my turret, you jerk!
They do!
Ooh, what do you say?
Portable hellbong?
Well how do I use this?
It's 5.
It's 5?
Hellbong!
Clear the area!
Oh!
Run!
Compression holding!
Hello!
How do I make it go?
Oh!
I was gonna go!
Oh no!
I
America
Very barely both brought them in my my second one's off cool down if you want to try again
It's just one of this you say that until the Kate gets you sucked into a plane engine
Look some plane engines are very communist and only a communist plane engine would do that
Bell, sir, bell activated by the alarm.
Sir!
Yes, you can arm your friend's backpacks.
I can launch in 20 seconds, yep.
I'll make before you...
Aww, I was going to say I'll make before you go.
I'll make before you go.
One minute, sir.
One minute.
One minute.
One minute.
One minute.
One minute.
One minute.
One minute.
One minute.
One minute.
One minute.
One minute.
One minute.
One minute.
He walks in front of me.
I know, Rack.
I know, Rack.
I know, Rack.
I know, Rack.
I know, Rack.
Awesome.
That was fun.
Hey, Vardio143, thank you for gifting the Sunlight.
Appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
I have a reference you can arm with the people's help arms while they're wearing them.
Oh!
Can you?
Yes.
Yeah, barely ran in front of me, I just papped the button and then he followed you around.
I see.
Okay.
I tried running away, but you were running after me.
Well, I wasn't aware of the situation.
That might have made a different decision.
I
Think that's the right way to democracy. Oh my lord
How'd we do
About one accidental that should be on bells, it's not mine probably democracy is never wrong
I think that super is quite accurate. Thank you. I would say anything other wise sounds a little
un-selected.
Six thousand two hundred feet of rectified damage.
That sounds like a five of the bots trying to
so disorderly. Noble ranks are superb.
What about here?
More hellbombs is always the answer.
Down here seems safe.
See, it should say that, but I think what's actually better is all dac-a-dac-a.
Why not, though? We have four slots.
Let's go here.
Beautiful.
There was an update about a week ago now.
Right now, the bots are defeated and the bosses are super-earth-y.
You're getting real quiet there, but cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, good.
It sounds good.
You probably heard some of my microphones actually pointing out around.
A little bit.
I think constantly the amount of running I'm doing.
Health arm launch initiated.
There's something concerning the fact that I chose the very title on it.
This is Eldiver's Fire Safety Office.
That's not right.
That's not right. No.
That's unacceptable.
Is this my only character?
Uh, yes.
This city needs a raid.
Let's go.
Put this nice and out of the way.
That was not my best decision.
How?
How?
You're supposed to catch it in your teeth.
I walked up to grab my Quasar and my backpack landed on me.
Happens to the best of us.
One plus, I got blue breeze.
And Potra, he's not from this.
Oh, we got like all of them.
Oh, we got like all of them nice, dude, peace.
We're going to start going to the objective here.
Can I do anything in my...
Oh, I can. Nice.
Words!
They're tough, man. Look at me lettered.
Perfect.
Great! We got the bioprocessor. Perfect.
Let's go to the north.
the C1
those detectives are much more so
not really
there's a lot of bots over there
there are notably fewer bots over there
Ah, that's not the basis.
You know, I'm mixed on it because when I was using it earlier, I felt like I was painting outlines around me there.
Uh, yeah, there is.
The man of random.
Um...
When there's crowds of them, it's very effective.
Ow!
Oh, here we go.
We got something right over here, too.
I'll take this out as well.
Dropping a hell of a bomb on the monster and placing it on the other side.
Boom.
Beautiful.
It's beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
It's coming.
It's down.
There's some positives and negatives by running around next to varying code next to it.
I'm not so worried about the enemy shooting at me, I'm more worried about being stepped
on.
I think that's very fair.
I do.
I do.
Alright, we're very east of our objective, moving over.
Nice!
Um, practically they spawned...
... next to the...
... the, uh, boss-like...
... space, and the Illuminate.
That's all right, then.
Oh, God.
I should call the rest of them.
I feel like I haven't unequipped my challenge since I put it on.
It's just so good.
Heh, I currently have 800, into me.
And I'm trying to get the ice for my, um, shoulder.
No, they're calling resupply.
Another... oh, hellbent.
If I could just think of one tap, they could definitely do it.
Yeah, dude, the heavy machine gun is kind of amazing for, like, taking out brutes.
Yeah.
How'd you like to chase off real?
And with the penetration, so to speak, fake.
And...
Yeah, man.
Oh, god.
Speaking of brutes, you wanted one there, right on your head.
Oh, uh...
Oh, that's probably not good.
Yeah, okay.
Not the best time to pop a reload apparently.
That's why your brother was making a dollar remember.
Help, I'm coming in on the edge of town.
BAM!
I might have landed on a tent.
Oh, hi. Okay, I'm dead.
Okay, it's dead too.
And so's Barry.
democracy is leaking
get him, we got him, I just dropped super sub pulls, careful, help on bomb
yeah that's right, that's where you armed the help on so
I need to fight on over here.
You're watching orbital!
This is crazy.
Oh my lord.
It's not landed in the air.
I dropped.
Yeah, not conducive to health.
I'm heading south, heading south.
They're live where they are.
Take care of them, somebody.
Uh, count just, um, if you want a spot there's a big factory.
Yep, on the grenade, you know. The red window.
I can't switch shoulder, can I?
Another thing, I don't think so, right?
Yeah, no, okay.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
There we go.
I'm back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
You can, it's a thing.
What's the button for it?
I'm back.
Some button when you're aiming.
Ah, thank you.
Thank you so much.
It's exactly what it was.
I'm back.
Perfect.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Thank you.
I'm still got me something.
It's awesome.
Yeah, I got you something.
Is it okay?
You're just done.
Look at my little turret go!
Yeah! Get him turret!
Woo!
That's right! Look at him! Look at him!
What a boss!
Oh god, what's this?
Oh no!
Okay, stand by.
Yeah, I'm under security.
I feel suddenly much less safe than where I'm standing, because I really can downrange myself.
Don't worry, I'm out of most things.
Most things.
Oh, he got a walker!
Told you all.
Oh, he...
I might just be following him.
Oh, he's going off of your helmet.
Oh, we good, we good. Thank you.
Hey, hey, hey.
Tell her we're going to live out of that!
Now, but you could walk up behind barely and hit him.
Nope.
Not again.
Fairly got a bug on your back. Come here. Let me swat it off you.
Wait, what was that?
Oh, good news. It got the bug.
The bug is the bug is good.
What's going on over there? Damn, look at those shells.
I'm walking for us, I swear to God, okay, I can't, you guys, you guys are killing me.
Let me see. Oh, yeah. What is that?
Uh, this is a big enemy base over here
That's a tank
I'm on your right. Got it. Thanks, Sam.
Oh Joe, fairy.
It's fine.
Risingly it was.
Woo!
Going in.
Just kidding.
No, I'm not.
Nope.
Not going in.
Got him
There's a big nasty
Don't
Yes, we failed to take Simon Stone, and now the Bolts are on the counter, thanks.
As you do.
Oh, I'm out of ammo, yeah.
Oh, here's your commit to get some.
Oh, I dropped the machine gun.
Get some!
Get some!
Take it up.
Try to down.
Damn it, Paul!
Ah!
Okay, that exists.
Oh, he got it.
I did the get SSD from a physical.
I know right?
Superb budget.
Wait wait wait, 5 pass, use terminal to sandwich.
Oh, wait wait.
Okay.
Oh, it's going, it's going, 10 seconds.
Run away!
I got the green force, I got the blue force, that's good out of here guys, yes but I need
to go in like two minutes so, let's flip the x-drag, by the way as we run to our extract
for democracy. Thank you so much to PlayStation for sponsoring the last two hours of the street.
This is HellDivers 2 machinery of oppression update. If you want more information, you can check out
Code.TV Slice HellDivers 2 or the HellDivers Command and Chat or the command at the top of
chat. So big thank you to PlayStation and all of you for watching.
I really appreciate it.
I got the supers.
It's always awesome to play.
Do you wish to learn more?
I'll play this.
Miel, this is our next opse.
Trust me, it's great.
I am looking forward to being able to play this with my kids. My kids are still a little too young for this, but not for long. Not for long.
Starting them for super-earth early.
Yeah, man.
The helps of my oldest is 18.
Yeah.
Yeah. My oldest is 8.
Little difference.
That's only the difference of 1.
That's true. That's true. Yeah, technically.
technically corrected the best I like that you're never too young to die for
democracy that's our quality is great makes it all right
it'll replenish those ranks for the cyber stand passes right cyber stand to
come into a democratic theater near you
Cyberstan 2 electric boogaloo, that's right.
It reads how they found 35 million reinforcements within Cyberstan offensive.
Do I want to know?
I would have to liberate another orphanage?
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
A clerk was checking the numbers and they found a warehouse that had been missed off.
I need sideburn 35 million frozen helipads.
Oh, stupendous! Well that worked out well, didn't it?
Yeah. Yeah.
Uh, this is... I'm gonna take this neck.
There's the neck.
I just killed, like, all of our friendlies. I am so sorry.
I hope you guys didn't want any requisitions after this round, because I just ruined it.
Okay, there's still 34 million in the warehouse.
Ah, great! Good.
I love my little next sidesteps. They're so cute.
I got the guys there you go press the button so there's that come off
This is not the same game.
You've been juiced as well, kid.
That is too bad.
Hmm.
Recall, please?
Technically, I saved some.
I'm pretty sure.
I got this.
This is Pelican 1.
They have this for long extractions.
I'm thinking it's really small.
Yeah.
Yes, look.
That's how Co maintains discipline in Monty.
That's true.
I I smelled a distinct lack of democracy coming from that specific area and had
to add a little
I would stop shooting into the smoke. Alright let's go.
I was these hellbomb going off.
Well, hey gentlemen, thank you for the democracy today. I really appreciate it
And chat thank you guys so much for watching Jake's this play more there's a very good chance
I'm gonna bring help divers into the
The docket once I start finishing up some of these other games. I'm working on like me or three and stuff
Now I always like this time playing this and also it's fun to play with mods and other streamers and all sorts of things
Agamir said that two hours went by super quick dude it always does with this with Helldivers like I
Yeah, this game is just fun to play. I also have a lot of farming I need to do in this game
Man, I got a lot of upgrades and stuff. I got to get because my first account got trashed. So
Yeah
Yeah, and fortunately when I first started playing health divers, I was on an account that I don't remember what the what was the reason like for some reason I couldn't
Continue account. Yeah, that's right. It was a media account because I got it early
So I had to re-roll my account and I had like hours and hours and hours
So yeah, I got a lot I got a lot to be far now. Oh, and I just unlocked the coyote too
I know dude it's like Christmas all right I gotta go y'all thank you so much for
being here catch you guys next time thank you to barely Barry and Vel for
that those awesome games that was a lot of fun and of course thank you again to
Sony for sponsoring last two hours in stream I am out of here for now it is
Saturday which is a half day I am off to meet my kids at a birthday party they're at and then get to
watch them and I think there's another birthday party we have to go to later because there was
an error at my kids school and two kids scheduled birthday parties on the same day so so they're
trying to figure out all that so we're going to go and do that it is Saturday so there is a very
good chance I will be back tonight I don't know when but maybe we'll come back and play some eugenics
maybe some do3 maybe something else we'll see but thank you guys so much for being here have a
Have a great morning, afternoon, or evening wherever you are around the globe and as always,
thank you so much for spending some of your life here.
Have a great one.
Be well guys.
Bye bye.
Have a good night everybody, see ya!
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them, I see you're confused.
Ignore the cloud in your mind.
The villagers need your help, and the Vitrometous is no place for villains.
It will be a difficult task, but together you will rebuild this town.
Find a safe place and hone your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead, and there
will be many.
For the eternal prison, no, no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison, wanderer.
No more from the unceasing grip of death.
Treatus, Manifesto. Treatus, Manifesto.
Treat us manifesto treat us so I'm gonna go grab some lunch treat us
Manifesto I eat us will see guys. I'm just gonna leave the stream on manifesto
Treat us many I will see you guys in about an hour and a half
Manifesto so enjoy the rest of the content manifesto
Treat us manifesto
Are you still hunting the ones who killed your daughters? Oh, I tracked the sinners down one by one
I pour the lead into their eyes then listen to their pitiful cries before I burned them alive
We've disarmed him
I just found out grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandma.
What does this thing look like?
Oh my god, look at the length.
Oh, that is some serious length.
The size of the nine grill.
is decaying. Why is my castle decaying?
Oh, blood in the...
I thought you said your asshole.
I heard asshole.
Yeah, asshole is decaying. I was like...
Well, let's go.
Again?
We are relatively holding this front barrier here,
so if we can keep this held,
and we can, like, pillage this whole bottom area,
then I love pillaging lives.
I'm very excited to show you even more of my ideas for the sequel.
Oh for heaven.
You see, I was right.
The problem is you.
The problem is that you like holes too much.
I do.
Normal.
Apparently I'm allergic to sucking.
Which is weird, you think I'd be sneezing all the time?
What did I do?
Your calculations, chat.
I'm a tactical genius.
To me, I'm a genius.
Please blow up the bridge.
Denounce.
Oh, that's not good, should have closed the door.
Alright. Wow, that did absolutely nothing.
Um. Hey!
Let's see if this works.
Oop.
Tactical genius.
To me, I'm a genius.
Wow. Yeah, this has gotten, like, this build has become so much more enjoyable.
Oh
Dude that totally distracted me that sucks so much
Oh god, oh god son of a mother
What is that? I didn't even spit it! What was that? What was that bullshit?
Nerylce's co is stunning. A stunning dingus.
I would not be bothered to play this game to full completion. The narrator is obnoxious and unfummy, with his humor and power proving to be more irritating than entertaining.
I'm... funny!
I'm trying to be funny!
Hey talking tree!
A one before me is worthy to hear my voice, and so my voice is heard.
There are cries near and far they are echoing me.
In the south, a provision of reality do it in your quarters.
I speak the language of the music. Do you follow it through bold hearing?
Yes I will.
I saw it's echoing!
Once you're now to barge in, exterminate that person's arm.
Okay.
Sounds good.
I haven't done this one either.
But Stanley feared that any path he walked might lead to the separation of himself and
the bucket, his dearest friend.
So he threw himself to his death, that they might die in one another's arms.
How deeply touching.
Well, hammer boy, I want you to hit him from here because this is going to be Ilarious.
You call that a super bomb?
Oh get the damn fish!
I will get the darn fish, yes.
Daddy, you wanna get the darn fish?
I will get the darn fish.
Get the darn fish!
What's a darn fish?
Oh.