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Who's got time for two intros?
Not this guy.
We got new gigs to play.
doing how y'all doing what's going on I'm ready to play some this game hope you
are too okay let's go hi cats we have all three cats on the tower today they
apparently were very excited for the Mugenics stream this afternoon we got a
Siri John, Azulton, and a dandy.
I'm not sure.
You're a genius.
You're a genius.
Okay.
Officially 50% through the game.
Seven. Thank you for the three months over on YouTube, dude.
Really appreciate that.
Thanks for your YouTube.
There we go.
Okay.
Wow. What a mess.
All right. Time for a lot of you to go. You're going. Hello. All right, so we've got a dexterity
kitten here. We're good on charisma. You can go. This is a movement one. I'm pretty sure
We're good on movement now, yeah, we got movement kitties.
You're good.
Me, yeah.
Then you are seven luck, we're good, see ya.
And Kavi, I think it's time, bud.
I think it's time, we're gonna send you the baby jack.
May, you're good, you're gonna go over here.
Rick, see ya, you've got seven,
you've got seven con, maybe we're gonna keep you.
And I don't know if you have seven range at double
So they didn't a pretty good deal. Okay. Now we'll look at your doubles
You've got doubles are all the strong arms. We have a double
Int charisma
There's a double int speed
And what are you? Hey, I'm gonna keep 10. What is Rizio? Don't need Rizio
Okay, oh
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You got a new meatlot in the bag. I'll bring it out tomorrow, I guess. Whatever.
We do not have enough to get more fun stuff.
All cats in the tower, it is.
No cat flag here.
No cat flag.
No cat flag.
Oh!
One second.
Wow, Bowman.
That is amazing.
Okay.
So, we've got our int speed down here.
Wow bowman, that is amazing. Okay, so we've got our int speed down here
Let's bring down
You have a seven down here
You're out buddy. No, wait, you're not out. Where's the
How much meat oh we only have 11 food shoot we got to go out tonight
Okay, so you guys are good
You're good. Do we have any double with
death
You can go. Well we might actually use him.
Because we gotta do a run.
Don't let them know what you got.
We don't have any seven decks.
So, we'll breed these guys for now.
That means we can take any of these guys out.
Let's see, we'll bring...
You're good all around her.
You're pretty good, ring two.
You're gonna be like, good mutated people down there.
I should just mutate everyone in this room for like, ever.
I mean, I would be the worst idea.
You're pretty good for YouTube.
And then we'll bring one more.
Oh my, really, so no friend.
Hey, E-Rock, what's up, buddy?
E-Rock says, I got him banned.
I don't even know what I said.
It's been years.
Well, E-Rock, that's funny.
we know what you said we always know but apparently it's okay because you're back
hi so welcome back that's not been a big deal you're having a bad day um I'm
gonna bring you to so let's spring let's go all right so we have lots of good
options here you would make a decent ranger you'd make a decent caster you
of good con you don't have good strength let's make you a thief I haven't done a
thief in a long time make you a thief you are decent all around you are
literally average all about a little charisma we'll save you for whatever
any whatever gaps we need to fill in you've got super high con decent
strength you are gonna be our butcher butcher by Lou super nugs with the
gym membership to spend five coins again all stats up you have good movement and good charisma
we need a healer and we already have some deeps so we need a healer and let's see maybe healer
to drew it that could be fun but you have the best strength so make you a druid a little
low on the con, but that's okay. And you will make it. Cool. All right. Let's do it.
Lourve. Do it. Lourve. Okay, you got rebound. I mainly attack the rebounds.
You backwards 10 tiles. That is hard. Okay, your critical hits inflict a
mobilize and weakness that might be better later, but not so great.
to start for us.
Let's put we need to just put a bunch of stuff on these guys.
So we'll start doing that Caesar.
You got cleanse awesome and morale boost.
All allies gain stats up whenever you kill something.
OK.
Give you one of those for a little bit more humans.
Baloo.
We're going to do some God chance.
We're going to give you
It's a poison immunity. We're going to give you a bonus attack.
I'd love a ring net or a wing net this way. We don't have that.
Do you have any good movement stuff for him?
No. Give him some health regen. Give him some of this.
Nothing too crazy on him yet. We'll have to work on that.
Okay, super nugs. You got inspirational song and super friends. Familiar spawn by spells
gain all stats up too, but that spell gets disabled until the spawned familiars die.
Okay. For you, we want you to be able to pile up these buffs as much as possible for now.
We'll give you peace symbol for defense. We'll give you the eye for some charisma.
Well, how's your movement, seven?
We'll give you an energy transfer to give some more movement for the team, since you probably
won't be moving around too much.
I could give them a confusion hat.
No, let's give them, let's give them the ring of Jared a double of that charisma, fourteen
starting charisma.
Kind of like that.
Kind of like that.
And we'll give you six pack to our thief to give you a little bit of luck.
This will work, give you a little bit more mana to work with, hopefully we'll get him
some good skills later.
He doesn't really need the strength at all, so.
And want to give him an item?
Yeah, we'll give him a jar of leeches.
fun. Alright to you, we just want some defensive stuff.
We'll just have Sapron. Actually, we'll give you increase effects. And how much into you
have? Five? A little low.
That will work.
That will work.
There you go.
Alright man.
Let's make it happen.
Let's do...
Oh, I should have looked at what we need, what bosses we need.
Let's do the moon.
Let's see if we can do the moon.
Alright.
Let's do the moon.
Let's do the moon.
Let's do the moon.
Let's do the moon.
Let's do the moon.
Let's do the moon.
Let's get a move.
You should have some hopefully okay healing for this.
Ms. Fit made some popcorn for chat.
Well, thank you, buddy.
Very nice, human dude.
All right.
Let's make this happen.
All right.
So we don't have a lot of tricks to start with.
These guys dash attack units that end their movement in the middle of the game.
These guys dash attack units that end their movement in line okay we can't we
don't want to do oh wait is I gonna do that here no cuz we got someone in the
way cool that's gonna hit him for now take that jerk
okay so for you I'm gonna pop you here so you're not ending in line with
anyone and I'm going to pull this guy over here. Your ability is Putrefy. You're
basically cacking flicks route one and body slam. Jump to a tile within range two
damage book yourself and you need to land on. We're going to chill on your reload.
We're going to save that for now. Okay, best option here.
A bit of a thing now being able to end our turn next to them.
Oh
Hey, sirs fire what's up, buddy? All right cleric bro
Oh
No
All stats up for the team
No, it's true the blindness on him too. Yeah. Yeah
Me yeah
Okay, you're gonna start with 14 mana we didn't them rookie numbers. We gotta get that up that we're gonna get that up
Also, we gotta get his speed wave.
Good.
Okay, he's dead at the end of the turn.
Can't death backwards.
Boom!
Beautiful.
Double beautiful.
Oh no!
I have to be like right next to them.
Shoot.
Okay.
Welp.
I have failed this city chat.
Hmm.
Sucks.
Give me damn coins.
Give me damn coins.
Oh, this coin too.
I'm going to hop to it.
Hop.
I'm going to hop off of this coin.
Hop.
Oh, that's some seriously good hopping.
Do this.
I'm gonna play the new hitman mission I have no idea I don't know if you know
this we can turn your cats by clicking so their back isn't exposed I do know
that. Yes. Good tip. Boom. Okay. Whoa. Interesting. Um,
Hmm.
Is Song of Spring good?
I don't think I've ever used Song of Spring.
You see, flowers, flowers are like three man of three health regen, right?
I think that might be really good.
It's overpriced, you think?
I'm gonna try it.
I've never tried it.
Uh, we are going to examine it.
No, we're gonna eat it.
Eat it!
Don't stare at it!
Eat it!
Okay.
Really?
I'm not, I'm not listening to this guy.
Oh my god, that is a lot of flies.
Um.
Wow.
Wow.
Huh.
Oh, shoot.
I have made a huge mistake.
Thankfully he's got a decent amount of acuity.
Okay, let's do this and then we're just gonna do as much damage as we can.
bit counts and hopefully you can repeat it for this. Yeah!
Give any debuffs on you guys? You didn't.
Go ahead and pop one of the assistant cases.
Great!
Ow!
Oh, look at that.
Wait.
Oh, they're not big.
Can I do it again to make them bigger?
Or do they have to be wet?
They're gonna have to be wet.
Hmm.
Crazy.
Cast it two times to make bigger ones.
Okay.
Okay.
Hmm.
Nice. Here we go.
Boom.
Dang! Look at you, go sir!
Okay.
Cool.
I think I'll block me from the front.
Okay, hopefully he'll eat that hit. Yeah
Let's hop over here
So much
Oh, it doesn't do it. Well, hold on. Can I do this?
Hey! Well, how much do these do?
Three health regen, three mana regen, and 50% dodge chance. Okay, that's pretty cool.
Now we know how it works.
My burb lives go burb go
Meow
I don't know who voices this cat, but they're great
It's like playing for zombies
Nice.
Beautiful.
Huh, throw a nail that knocks coins out of a unit.
Its hit ignores shields, select an adjacent pick up and gain 2 luck instead of a slur.
positions with an ally in spot back at the end of your turn. Maybe. Maybe. That could be fun.
Head grub.
Okay.
Uh, not risking that risk.
Okay, this is Marshmallow, her Lyx charm units.
There's one, there's two.
I wonder if there's anything that needs block charms somehow?
I don't think so.
We just gotta deal with it.
Can I grab the- no I can't.
Oh, I thought that the immunity goes next is rough.
Meow. Meow.
Use a backflip.
Okay.
My girl do be rotten though.
Let's put you up here for an attack next.
Oh, don't do that. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yoink!
That is some serious jumpage.
I like it.
Hmm.
Okay.
We're still here for now.
Oh
Ow. Ow.
I think we got her.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Get more much needed food. Another unit's next spell is free.
Rebuke your damage to a unit equal to the damage that unit last dealt.
Oh, interesting.
Steps kind of nice, too.
How fast is a 30-hour credit roll for this game compared to others?
I saw a stream hit at 30.
I don't remember we got our credit roll, but yeah, there's multiple credit rolls
one I understand. So, yeah. Let's try review. Let's try review. Let's see how we like that.
Ed Boyce and the Shepherd with the 10 Bomb Do. Thank you.
very much appreciate that support man thank you thank you buddy oh we got
immediate spawners okay interesting
this guy has decent support so I'm gonna try to get some new spawners out
Early
Hudson with a prime sub, thanks buddy appreciate it man. Come here. Hi
I'm gonna go ahead and start working on you I think
do-do-do-do
do-do-do
yeah
fuck
fuck
smackfuck
I should have killed him.
Oh, we got a big boy.
Oh, dude, I just realized all of the druid healing is being negated by the heatwave.
I can fall with it.
Damn, that's rough.
That is rough.
Okay, this spawner has to die. That's the most important thing.
Kill you.
Okay, we don't want to turn our back to either of those.
There we go.
Gonna put you up here.
He's gonna charge us next round, but that's okay.
Oh nice!
I'm still gonna go through this, aren't I?
Let's blow him off.
Boop!
Great.
Eww!
Okay.
Uh oh.
Weird.
Oh, it's not a Charger!
It's a Perfermaggot!
Ew!
Okay.
Forbuk.
Meow!
Oh, I didn't realize this is anywhere.
Well, that's kind of fun.
Damn.
Cool.
Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot.
He just birthed all over that birdie, did.
And me out.
Hello, sir.
Hello!
Great.
Rebuke being entire map coverage is so nice.
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty great.
Versus rain tracks is going to be awesome.
Um, attraction.
Um, attraction moves towards you at the start of turn.
Grapnel seems nice.
Refresh your weapon ability.
Uh, I'll try Grapnel.
Let's try this one.
Good.
A happy helmet, happy, happy, joy, joy, happy, happy, joy, joy, eat it!
The entire party healed to 100% health and we barely stored 10 food.
Nice dude.
Alright.
Oh god, what is this?
Digs underground after its dash attack will eat any units that end movement on top
of it while underground.
Baby death room.
Oh boy.
Oop!
Noice.
If this works out I think this is gonna be awesome.
It's gonna pull me between them.
Oh, well it was almost awesome still.
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow.
Form your moquise.
Oh god.
Oh.
Okay so he's, he's there.
He's there?
Do I have to just remember?
Oh, that's scary.
Oh, damn.
No!
Did you attack it this turn?
No!
No!
Good talk.
Uh, okay.
No one needs healing.
Over here. No one needs cleansing.
Yeah.
Oh.
Meow meow meow.
What's that smell coming from? That's a great question.
I really don't want to risk going to where that thing is.
I don't remember exactly how this works.
Okay, there it goes.
Good.
Oh, herb.
Verb.
Okay.
Nice.
He's that jerk.
Oh, I should have switched. Wait, I can see it.
Oh, wait, is he gonna go back there?
No. I have made a huge mistake.
Hmm. I'm gonna draw myself too.
No!
Nice.
Now sit up.
Wonderful.
Okay, great.
Love it!
Loot order!
Yes!
Okay.
Nope.
Okay, where can I do for sure?
I mean we could try to get mega minions, but we don't even have a minion summon.
Buddy systems not very good either.
I think we might brick our druid, but I think I'm going to try to get Mega Minions in the
hope that we get either Squirrel Form or some kind of summon for him.
Yeah.
Okay.
Damn it.
They see me rollin'.
Alright, let's do...
I think a pretty standard approach.
We're just gonna...
Yeah, let's just stay away from them.
Now I'm on the road
Burdened by the vivid light
Sending a call about my friend
Until the journey is over
Just go home for my morning meal
Burdened by the vivid light
Whiskey what I keep my brain
Tough and catnip to stay awake.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hahaha.
Bruh.
Yeah buddy!
Okay.
Roll the 1.
Lovely.
Can you Katnip enjoy some chat? I'd love a good Katnip.
That's not great.
Did I pull the dice?
I want to talk about it.
Great.
I think it works with that.
I
Rub you
I am so sorry
of
of
of
of
of
of
Basement!
Wonderful!
Great round!
Your hook can target tiles, units pulled by your hook game trample while being hooked.
Huh.
I'm gonna try this.
Can I get an RE9 key?
I did not get an RE9 key yet, but I was told I might.
So maybe.
Let's get to where we are.
Yeah, let's go to the moon!
Let me give that to my hands here, yeah.
In this economy, I know, I know.
Okay.
Starting strong.
Okay, this guy moves towards what damages it does a body slam attack in the direction
he is facing.
Man, this guy is so beefy.
Oh my lord.
Oh I can't go through them.
Oh no.
Ooh perfect.
That was perfect.
Oh! Great!
Man, we gotta get our druid way more speed.
I want him buffing everyone before they go in the first turn.
Oh, yeah!
Um. Oh no, my poor Druid's about to get got. Um, hold on.
I'm gonna move this guy. I gotta move this guy.
Okay, now hop out of the way. Yeah, buddy, that's right. That's right. Okay, he's going over there.
Okay.
Okay.
Oof.
The bird got mad and hit the rock.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Okay.
Now!
Now!
Now!
Now!
Now!
Now!
Now!
Yeah.
Nice.
I'm gonna kill this guy. Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know what that item is. I'm glad we killed him.
I know that chicken was very helpful, I call.
Do I not use the Hockey's at all?
No, I don't.
I click.
I'm a clicker.
Okay, purifier's amazing, but we do have cleanse.
Oh, mini me!
Yeah!
I know mini me.
Okay.
What is this thing?
thing. Your basic attack has a 5% chance to inflict entangled plant flowers on each tile you move through.
Okay, I'm going, I'm going.
Another Chef's apron. Love those. As fast as I'm getting an early look at RE9, I maybe.
Yeah, maybe, hopefully, no confirmation yet, but hopefully.
Oh, Spass, I'm not getting it today, if anything, I think it's tomorrow.
Yeah, I don't know of anything today.
What is this?
The tax units that move in range, knocks back adjacent units when damaged, heals allies.
melee, uh, nettle, melee attacker. Each time one of its enemies cast a spell, this
means a sparkle and gains a thorn, so we can't pass a lot of spells.
Or these. Bramble baby, spawns bramble tiles and pulls units into them. Dang,
this is a messy one.
Ooh.
Okay.
Oh, wow, even that.
Okay.
Okay.
We're on up here.
Yeah.
We're on up here.
Okay.
We're going up here.
Oh, shoot. Sorry.
Get over here!
Oh, I was hoping it was going to take damage through this.
Dang it.
If you're not going to spam.
Okay.
What?
Oh.
Weird boy.
No!
Weirdly, this is worth...
This is gonna give us all stats up.
That's gonna give us all stats up.
Oh, yeah, let's not cast a lot of spells.
What?
Oops.
Hey, he's dead.
Oh, even.
Okay.
Wow.
Go, mini me.
Well, wait, no, don't cast spells.
Mini me.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Die, Louette!
Is that working?
Uh, oh.
Just a second.
Oh.
Okay, she said it didn't work for somebody to go in the stream.
I don't know why.
It's been 84 years and I fought tooth and nail not to touch Elden Ring
I'm sick right now and was watching your playthrough on YouTube till they are
I've been playing it since last week don't understand any of it die like a fly on the wall and love every minute of it
So I blame you and I hope that's okay much love from diluette with the 84 months and then now
Edition of the Elden Ring win under her eventual belt. Thank you so much for that. I appreciate that
Oh god, don't know
Um, you know this is worth it.
I think we're healing more than it's hurting us for.
Yeah, okay.
How?
Okay, let's see.
I think I'm gonna go over here.
Uh-huh.
Great.
Boom!
Okay, fourth.
Two.
We're gonna see her.
Get you.
And then bring you- go to over to you.
Get ready to punch you in the mouth.
Okay.
you okay all right for you let's do more raw power raw unadulterated power and
and toe beans.
We're gonna get some toe beans in there too.
Those little toe beans right there.
Okay, we're gonna fight the snacks.
I got a good one here.
Take it.
Oh god.
These can only be damaged from behind your fleet.
It's mainly attacks and clicks stun and spawn rocks.
Can suck rocks towards itself and eat them to gain brace.
Oh wait.
Can we?
Maybe we can just normally attack them.
Although I think we should go for this guy first.
Well you weren't supposed to just die, I was gonna flip off you up there, dang it.
Sir!
Long.
Both.
Yeah.
Think of the bee.
No.
Think of the bee.
Think of the bee.
Hmm.
Okay.
All right, let's fly up this way.
Get a hit in here, wonderful.
Can I blow you over, Bramble?
Are you immune to burn?
I'm assuming you're immune to Bramble's.
Let's see.
How much would you keep doing?
Zero.
Cool, that's a good thought.
Um, everyone's full health.
You guys aren't giving me much to do this round as a healer.
The cleansing to do.
The guy's wearing a lot of dress.
The light line.
He can't have been seen in your bod's for a while, but this is the first time I've
Catch the stream, well hello!
Great.
All right, let's see if we take this guy out.
do
Oh, what sir
No, we're starting
Hey
you just tell there it's healing on this guy
Beautiful.
Boom!
All they are is just a little inch up.
Uh, let's do more int.
Start getting that up a little more.
We're gonna investigate.
A sleepy bear and befriends it! We got a bear!
Go, birds!
Small meteor, what have you got?
Heal some HP then fall asleep.
Hmm...
That's okay.
Bear candy.
Get you more damage.
My worst wood shoulder pass.
Okay.
Thanks, Red.
Solar flare.
Alright, let's go hard.
I
Doesn't say block from the front I was looking for that
Well, that all works out here.
Um, will you hear?
Hi.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh no!
Oh no, a parasite thing.
These things are the worst.
Um...
Are you dead?
You go to hailing, you guy.
You go to hailing, you guy.
I'm gonna kill the rock that you painted on, too.
Alright, that's right, you guy.
I'll trust that rock
No one really needs to be healed
oh wait did we get we got all stats up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh no, what is this Gabriel?
Oh I know dude, I cannot wait to revisit Bauheim for building.
It's been way too long.
I am very much looking forward to it.
I don't think we have a release date yet for Bauheim.
Hope he's safe.
There's poor Cat, man. He's getting destroyed by his team this round.
Oh no!
I have made it! You backed it away!
Yeah.
get him, brr.
come here!
get over here!
what?
bring me to you then.
what?
Ah, there it is.
That's where he got at me.
My mini-me really wants to keep this guy alive.
I love it.
Ow.
Poor Steve.
Steve is getting kind of wrecked.
Nope.
Ow.
Dude, what?
Oh, that looks super good.
Did you come see the tweet that the Valheim devs are working on a different game already?
So I did see that, man.
The Valheim devs are swearing up and down that they're only working on this other game in their free time
And I mean I get that
But like
Yeah, I mean as long as they don't keep delaying Valheim, I think it's fine, but it's a little I mean
They're not they've been really really slow with Valheim to put it bluntly
So it's a little it this was it definitely caught me off guard a little bit
It caught me off guard a little bit. Valheim has had a very slow development
So for them to be like oh and also we're making this other game in our free time
And I wouldn't I wouldn't say that if it hadn't already been like
Five years. It's been a long time. That's the only reason why
If it had been like a year or two, it's like whatever you guys are making progress
It's great, but like progress hasn't been super quick. So now I will say this I will say this
I don't know if they just burned out working on Valheim or something like maybe maybe there's more to the story than we know
Maybe I don't know. I don't know. I don't I don't
I'm guessing there's probably more at play since Valheim's amazing and they have been releasing updates for it
So but you know, I'm ready to play Valheim 1.0
So I and they've announced that it should be this year
So as if we get it this year like they've said awesome great
But I will say it's a kind of thing where if we start seeing Valheim like pushed back because of this other game
That would be very unfortunate. That would be very unfortunate. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's kind of where I am with that
mm-hmm
But hell I always I love the Valheim guys. I love Valheim. So I wish them all the success they can they can get
mm-hmm
Okay, what the hell is this so we got then what is this?
Will instantly kill anything it can reach.
Has plus one movement range per sprout.
Are these sprouts?
These are bramble baits.
Oh man.
Hmm...
Nice pipes!
Yeah
Dude, that was amazing. Oh my god, we just happened to get the cat singing thing on this level with that that was a thousand credit
Okay, I don't really want to move people up here to be honest.
I'm a little consoling.
Oh, okay.
So, do we have to kill them with ranged attacks, I guess?
doesn't have a lot of HP
Awesome.
Run total healer mode man Whoa injury immunity interesting and the crater we're doing it
chat we're doing it we're gonna take the stream vibrating meteor oh we got a lucky
Kenny.
Nice. OK.
Never doing this.
The whistling pussy.
Al.
I've made a huge mistake.
Okay.
Get some of this cooking early. No one needs a heal. We'll bring the teeth down a second.
We move them.
Hmm, we're gonna wait.
No, don't run- please stop killing our beef.
Oh god no!
Oh now it's fine.
Ow.
Ow.
No!
Dammit!
I
This guy's dead
That was easy.
That was great.
I'm gonna keep them there because I want to try to, well, not that you can't just walk
drew us but we're gonna try to do as much as we can here
damn he got wrecked
well cut
because of that now we can't do shit on this side
where this guy's gonna get wrecked. He's still got way too much HP.
Um...
There we go.
Oh, there's a fly here.
Good.
Okay.
This guy is so dead.
Boota live.
Meow.
Meow.
I don't remember if the mini-me gets like Karma destroyed.
is that it? I don't think so right? no. oh no! that little dick. this is such a problem.
No one can move.
Nice.
This fight's actually like not going well at all.
The amount of HP this guy has from the DPS of our team is not really add enough.
Hmm. His output is a lot higher than ours.
Oh
Whoa he is dead
Shit
Shit.
Do we have to redo this?
Yeah man, we're gonna have to redo this.
Jeez man, this guy is eating us alive.
Oof.
Don't have the geeks.
Okay, if you want to change anything, I don't think so, I think we just want to get good.
okay does this this is going to do anything
No, didn't change his thing.
I was hoping he was going to change his thing.
Let's see.
Move him out more this turn.
Okay, we have two chances at this.
Here's one.
Here's two.
here's two
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay yeah we haven't really gotten
anything on the thief yet, unfortunately.
Don't mess this up to me, Pearce.
Just in case I'm moving around the way.
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha!
Don't I swear to God, dude.
Oh my God!
You little shit!
Okay.
Okay.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
You're fine.
You're fine.
We're good.
Ow.
Ow!
Balls!
Ow!
Balls!
Okay.
No.
We can't damage him yet.
As much as I want to, we cannot damage him yet.
Um, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna pull you, or not, yes I am, pull you over here.
Not quite work as planned.
Okay.
out of the way. Hop! Hop!
Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, I was gonna say, you better move, dude.
Okay.
Damn.
Bro gets wage many attacks.
Okay.
Put him back here.
Great.
Oh god no
Okay
Balls see the parts it sucks here is there's nothing I can do to confirm that this other dude is not gonna screw up my attack right now
If he doesn't we're all gonna suffer for it. Oh
Oh man, I don't know what this dude's gonna do.
I gotta, I gotta risk it.
Okay, now it's right in front of us.
It's a mobile.
Oh, it might be okay, since it was a mobile.
Nice.
Okay.
Okay.
You can work with that.
You said earlier you love Minimi.
I do love Minimi whenever he's not screwing up my stuff.
Yeah.
Oh god, that's not gonna work, that's not gonna work at all.
I
Pull him to me now. This is a bad position
I really don't want to kill him, if I attack him he's going to get destroyed on that side.
You're played safe man.
I should have moved him out of the way.
It's okay though.
If we do, how much money do we have? 9?
And the druid can still go.
Are you immobilized or not?
I've never had a guy get consumed. I wonder what's going to happen.
I'm going to risk the biscuit. I'm going to hope he doesn't attack him.
Goddamn it.
Can I hit this guy to hurt him? There's nothing I can do to hit this guy.
Holy shit.
Uh...
This might be really bad.
This might be really, really bad.
Oh my god, dude. Because of that ffff-
Oh my god.
Oh, midi-mii, you just got my tank killed.
Um...
God damn you, you little shit.
Oh my god, dude.
Oh my god, that is...
...inspirial.
I hurt. I hurt. I hurt. I hurt so much.
That was a total misplay too. I could have moved him out of range of that.
this play. Yeah. I never, I never got a summon with this guy anyway. Okay, we're done. We're
done. We got a bunch of food to work with anyway, so we're good. Still needs to run and we
We get to keep all these good items.
Mm-mm.
Alright.
I'm gonna get this in case we have a fun Necro run.
I feel like that could be awesome.
Okay.
Okay, cool.
Alright, super nugs, I'll put you in here, Caesar, you're going, you're going to Frank.
you are going to the Frank okay all right let's pass few days
get me get me get me get me get me get me get me awesome
okay enough discussion think
Oh, that was the only kitten down here.
Oh wait, nope, Clarence.
What are you?
Oh, you're... you need... you need the...
Oh, there we go.
Okay.
Uh, let's see.
You.
Hey, double seven.
I'm moderately overwhelmed.
We gotta be careful.
Rebi 7 int. Okay.
Ooh. Burb birth defect.
Nah. You're done.
Whimsical. You're a double 7.
Pop you down here.
Two in a row. Okay.
No
Comfort
Oh
I
Got the modern chair in there somewhere too. I got so much stuff
And these kind of suck, they only give one thing to build on it.
That is a problem.
That be a problem.
Okay.
Great, good afternoons.
Sonya, you're a single, so you don't think.
Pinto, you are nothing special.
Sorry about that.
Pinto, you are nothing special.
Okay.
Made a kitten?
Made a kitten, made a kitten, made a kitten, made a kitten, made a kitten.
No winners.
Ooh, I think he's suffered a broken rib.
Double seven, nice.
Good double seven to
Our first triple seven. Yeah, man
Okay, you get the sword icon. Okay. Yeah, dude
More devils up here.
Yeah.
You can go, Rico.
Okay.
Hey!
You see down here?
He did!
Yeah, little Zeeman, dude.
Yeah, a little z-man, dude. A little serious down there, too. They're loving it, man.
Wow, that's nice.
Yeah, they're doing great.
Oh my gosh, look at this gentleman.
Dang, dude.
A very big young...
Oh.
Who are you? Oh, another triple seven!
me well I'm trying to breed the perfect cat it's very difficult it's very hard
I know right what's this guy this guy's a double seven
The next one is called Cat Race.
Also, a terrible sight.
Everyone knows that that's the race that just took place.
Moe's game from one attack to the other.
Yeah
Like I said in the white brush and schedule you said
Okay, yeah, we're good.
What is my- oh wait, what is my- one's like that.
Wow.
Anyway.
Okay, we're gonna keep going.
Uh, we have at least- we have one more game to go.
Oh, here's my new kitten, Slut.
Alright.
No, we don't, you don't need any cats in this world.
So, they've given their names.
Toad,
Geenshorts,
Omen,
Slut,
Shakira,
Connie,
Sissy,
Green May,
Neko,
Robin,
Mizziko,
Harikos,
Belial,
Ember,
Supernose,
Sisha,
Clarence,
Andy,
Yahtzee, Bobbin's, Bom Bom, Geralt, Buffy, Big Todd. I did, I ran and we got a Geralt.
He's kind of an average Albedo, he's not in bread, he's six years old, and he's got
feathers. There's a feather. Uh, then I have Demo- Giles, Giles, Wrappy, Stinky
Pete, Kid named Finger, Personita, he's already going to send him to the farm.
Yeah, so...
To the farm. We sent him to the farm.
Uh, for Jodiel...
living out their lives.
That's what they're doing.
Right here.
There.
There not.
Got his slut.
Oh, here's Tink.
This is the guy that helps us with breeding our cats.
He says,
Well!
Aren't you going to say something nice about my new shirt?
My God, I'm so sick of rude people.
Why can't people just get past their insecurities and complement them?
Get over yourself!
Whatever!
How can I stay mad at the baby daddy of all my kitties?
So have you ever wanted to know if somebody's just a huge moody biatch?
Just by looking at them?
God knows I have.
Well, now you can.
Just check your cat's info tab and you can see if it's an aggro nutball or not.
You can leave now.
Okay!
I mean, I have a feeling why he's...
Right there.
I think I know why he thinks everything's weird.
Why is that?
He does. He does.
Agreed.
Semerole, you're going to win.
Oh, let's see that dude.
That's a good one, dude.
Alright.
We need one more day, here we go.
Super Nod's got to give them three mails, they made a kitten.
Oh, look at that!
Clarence got to give them four isles.
They made a kitten!
Y'all have to get a little bit dirty.
They made a kitten!
I made a kid!
Y'all have to get together with Dorothy.
I made a kid!
There we go, there we go.
Oh, Daryl wasn't using it.
Dall is starting a fight with Ling Yang.
Ling Yang died!
Oh no!
Bro, let's start a fight with Ming.
Ming's suffering from caution.
Bro,
Ling Yang
is not gonna throw you away.
I think there's a zombie cat the most out of the dead cat, so we're good.
Yes.
shitty kitty shitty kitty
shitty kitty
shitty kitty
again now
shitty kitty
ass kitty
ass kitty
I like that
that's actually
Oh I'm sorry I did I distracted the pets is sweet delicious pets is there is a
female you have a
it's not appropriate this guy has a term mutation to turn into a little fire
Fire thing from Mario and his attack with his friend
So is a Bobcat plus plus three string that's his terror
I think you can go demarack. I think your time is
All right, can we do one more day? No, we can't we gotta go we gotta do a fight. Thank you, baby
Okay, let's bring out some people. Let's see who we got. Let's bring out.
Okay, we're not bringing... Uh, Nero is pretty good. Wow, look at Nero.
The luck is low, but everything else is looking good.
Nero, you're coming out.
Where's Nero? I lost Nero's debt.
Nero? Where'd Nero go?
Nero! Nero!
Okay, we can bring any of these guys too, really.
Minus one inf.
Stats are so great.
For you.
Test approved, Barry.
You're looking saucy today, gentlemen.
You have decent stats, really.
this is a test test to prove Barry you're looking saucy today gentlemen
you have decent stats for this one
we can turn you into something else
Oh baby jacks is upgraded finally.
Backshot.
No no I'm not doing that stop yelling.
Known as being silly I don't do that stuff anymore.
Say can I ask you a favor if you hear Nona yelling can you just plug your ear she could
be a big liar sometimes it makes it really hard to save her.
Don't worry though I'm still kicking the walls and punching her arms we're gonna
to get her out. I just need more kid cats. And for her to stop yelling. No, you're so
crazy.
Great.
Can we need one more?
There we go.
called. Geralt is going to be our beef cake butcher. I like it. Okay, anything else before
we go?
We're good. Oh, I do want to check. We need to go to moon or core moon or core. Yes, we
We gotta keep doing that.
Because we need MOOOOOON!
Meow meow meow coalition at meow meow co-avatar drops new meow column mod meow via extension below meow stream window meow meow emberble meow yay in summer meow wishlist meow
Wow!
Uh, thank you very much for that buddy I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Girl has two movement, is that too low?
I think that's legit too low, but it does have a chain.
Yeah.
Um.
Hmm.
You might actually be better.
Geralt's nice all around there.
We'll make Neroar.
Yeah, because then he'll have at least three movements.
Ah, it's a lot better.
Let's see.
Geralt, we could make you a druid.
Me.
Me.
Yeah, Geralt of Riviera there.
Jean shorts. Okay, we need a cleric. I want a cleric and I want... actually, you know what?
Let's make... let's make a girl to cleric. Let's make a girl to cleric. Let's make
Jean shorts a ranger. Let's make Yatsi something interesting. Let's make Yatsi a true...
There it is. There it is.
Hmm, alright.
Gonna use some Brace.
What did you get? When you heal it down, you don't revive it and rally. Oh, rally's awesome. I love rally.
um for you you got bramble shot nice and brood mother you're familiar you're
familiar as in units you charm game plus two damage okay
you actually have decent con for a ranger that's nice
you got grave crawl dig to any tile and unearth the body at the end of each
round sponnie rotten zombie kitten familiar on a random tile
okay
I can minus one strength, let's do that, it's always fun.
Give you some more there, oh.
Oh, shit.
That's okay. So my power just blipped and I just found out that the UPS supporting my gaming machine is bad.
Hold on.
Give me just one second.
Let me go make sure it's actually the right thing that was
Well, they get.
All things shut off.
We're going to fire back up.
Be just a second, chat.
This cat tower so much better than the last one.
Well, I'm glad you like it.
Yeah, this one, this one's definitely working out better.
You can't seem to love it, which is also big.
OK.
My pin six nine six nine wonder
What's it?
Okay.
You move over a tiny bit so we can't see the bottom cat.
Yeah, we got to figure out how to get theory on there somehow to
I'd like to figure it out.
Mm hmm.
How long can you plan the ups?
Uh, well, no, I have two ups.
It looks like one of them went bad.
Yep.
I've had him for like six years, so they do go bad every so often.
Oh, Steven's gonna be pissed.
Can we just burn our Steven?
Oh, no, we hadn't left yet.
Hooray, perfect, perfect.
Uh, okay.
Um...
Meow.
Meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
We're just going to bring it over and bring it in here, you know, you're actually...
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to put a monocle on you just in case we get, um, some good stuff there.
Do-ba-bum-bum-bum.
Let's get you some of that.
Actually, I don't want the last movement on you.
Did you see Dodge?
Sure, we'll give you a cruise fix.
For you?
Do we have any rain stuff?
I think we're going to bring the Monocle.
Actually, let's bring the rain to start with.
We'll put a Monocle on you and we'll move that to the Ranger if we need to later.
Yeah, there we go.
Meow.
Meow.
Okay, let's go with this.
What's a UPS?
UPS is an uninterruptible power supply.
Imagine like a bank of batteries that sits between your energy source and your computers
and if the energy source cuts out then the UPS is supposed to cut on for at least a little bit of time
and you're not supposed to lose any power. Yeah, it's mostly so you can like save your work and stuff.
Want to just get a big generator? I have a big generator but those don't turn on instantly
and if the power blips they still go off.
Boom.
Bang.
Bomb it up the last consumable you ate this battle and equip it.
What?
Um...
Oh.
Great.
I got a little bit of a headache.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Let's see. I don't really need to heal anyone entirely route. Oh, maybe the bad...
Who'd be here?
Yeah.
There.
Oh, hopefully we can make this ranger good, I don't- he's not really trying for anything yet.
Great! Perfect!
Wunderbar!
Wait, if I go to...
He's gonna charge me. That's fine.
Oh, he's in... Oh, because we're on his path. So if I do...
Oh! Wait a second!
This is the thing I would've quit!
Oh, that's crazy. So we can wait, we can double, we can double up on everything.
Oh, interesting.
Ah.
Okay. Yeah, like pills and stuff.
So basically it makes one-time pills usable once per battle, instead of once per time.
That's crazy good.
Hmm.
Oh, speaking of the word, there we go.
Okay, um, oh, bummer, that's not what we want.
Twin Char now.
So now that we have this pill on, we technically can get plus five at the beginning of every battle for 4 mana.
Beavis!
We got a human heart!
Wait, that's decent.
Yeah man!
Hell yeah.
Beautiful.
I'm gonna attack these. Let's do it.
Nice. Great.
Damn.
Options do be limited though.
That is so good dude that is awesome I love it
Oh, yeah.
Great.
No.
No.
Gotta get this damage out, man.
Then working numbers.
Then working numbers.
Oh, damn.
It's a burp for maggots.
Oh, the zombies in the way.
Awkward.
Dunk.
Okay.
We got to get him like a bounce thing or an extra bonus attack or something.
We got to get this man some more stuff.
Oh, and I should have picked up more foodies.
That's okay.
I'm going to get feed because I can use that in conjunction with the corpse summon to move him around and do that more and more, potentially.
Let's cut that out for now.
Straight.
I cannot be Corsizon because Cors'tuff dude.
Cors'tuff.
Don't feel bad.
I'm gonna join in the cat party.
Oh god, I'm joining in.
The entire party is healed a hundred percent.
Help!
Oh, I love it.
Okay.
Okay.
This guy has ranged attacks, scatters, held coins, has a melee attack that inflicts poison,
It's going to casually feed on that corpse real quick.
me
show
me
me
This is rough.
He's just like picking on Yatsu over here.
He's like dancing around there.
Haha!
Haha!
Now I gotta burn off all these.
Wait, did he just use one or two?
Dude, oh my god.
gotten four attacks on this guy. This is terrible.
Me-yo! Me-yo!
So I'm trying to get this guy. Oh my god, dude!
Let the man go!
Okay, go here. Eat this.
I wish that you could hit him, realize you can't, get got, okay, good talk.
I think we've lost this fight, Jack, because of this dude is just getting stuck ass back
here, I think we've lost this fight.
We have to have been able to do more damage, and I gave him way too much of a target early
on.
I'm just trying to block him at this point.
Oh
Yeah, his counter's not going down there
Nice.
Nice.
Take that, jerkface.
Let's move you over near the cleric.
The plan is to just overwhelm him with summon minions and hopefully not take too much damage
to our guys.
Okay.
Okay, show up here a sec.
Yeah, we know.
Let's take this.
I gotta check something for someone.
Do-do-do.
Oh, bum-bum-bum-bum.
Um...
Yeah, chat well she's okay. I need to
All right, we're gonna finish this fight first. Hopefully this is fine. Oh we actually hit it
He didn't flip away
Interesting
It's done it okay flip away good
We're gonna chill back here do we have any pickups you can get this we get
Okay, chill here dude let him come to us
Oh man this is so much better, okay.
We actually have a chance, Cat.
We're good.
Okay, let's move you two here.
Yes.
Great.
I would recommend you check out the pragmatic demo if it gives it gives you
I'm already looking at that dude. Yeah, Pregnatal looks amazing. Which is very cool.
I feel quite hungry. I feel quite thirsty.
Hmm.
Okay, let's do...
Grandpa over to a tile with me on it. Let's try burp
Yes, I burp, but unfortunately I have to go
Yeah, thank you so much for hanging out. I appreciate it. Thank you for being here
I need to run because I have to go out and help some people that need some assistance for me to do some things
So I'm gonna go do that now guys. Thank you so much for being here. I might be back this evening
I might not I'm not sure yet if I do come back. We'll probably do some more Mugenics
If not, then I will see you guys tomorrow for more funny games. Hopefully some
Awesome new game soon, but we will see stay tuned to my Twitter. By the way, if I do get access to anything
I'll let you know there. All right guys, I'll be here soon. Thank you so much. You will
I'm not sure if I can do that.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
You again?
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist.
We'll be quicker that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them, I see you're confused.
Ignore the clouding in your mind.
The villagers need your help and the vitrometous is no place for new things.
It will be a difficult task, but together, you will rebuild this town, find a safe place and hone your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead, and there will be many.
For the eternal prison knows no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison wanderer.
No more from the unceasing grip of death.
you hit us with your best dad joke? No, that'd be assault. I think this guy's gonna make it out.
Doc and Doc and Giveth and Doc and Doc and take it away!
I'm sorry I jinxed you! I'm sorry!
Oh, I thought that was water. Oh God, I'm sorry.
Hey buddy, how you doing? Hello everyone. Hello. Hi. Hello. Hi to you. Oh, you've got a nice
Unfortunately, it wasn't enough! Sorry!
Hey, big guy, how are you? I'm full health, this is not good for you.
Okay, come here.
Ah, there we go! Alright.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I would never suggest that wizards are weak.
In fact, wizards can destroy me.
A wizard can absolutely...
Oh, hey bud, sorry.
Wizards can absolutely wreck a barbeque.
Jump! Okay that hurt.
Hello!
Don't hit your body, Bobby!
Hello!
Bye.
Alright, let's take out three mages.
That cat was like...
Shadow Attack!
I think he said friendly.
Oh no!
I feel terrible.
What?
Yeah!
Hey, what if we talk about this?
Okay, let's do it.
What's up, man?
How you doing?
Wait, are we talking or are we fireballing?
What are we doing?
I'm up to talking.
You want to talk?
Alright, you killed my friend.
I'm sorry about that.
You know what?
How about this?
I'll let you loot him.
And we'll let my guns be gun guns.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
We'll let my guns be guns by guns. That's it son. I don't think he had anything to be honest. Yeah, okay
Is here's cocaine goblin?
I'm sorry about that. I thought I kind of came in a little bit and he looked at me with an evil eye
So I thought he was aggressive
So that's my bad to your friend. I'm sorry
All right, well best of luck to you buddy
That was who just lived by the power of diplomacy get on him he cast diplomacy and it was successful
Oh, no, no, no!
Hello, gravity mile friend.
You come to take my life again.
I tried to dash, but I was out of it.
Oh, God.
Alright.
And now you throw me up into this pit.
Oh, oh.
Apparently the gravity is a bit harder than I thought.
I was holding...
What was that?
I was holding left click!
Oh god.
Oh God!
Game is actually great.
Oh God!
It sucks.
I like that one.
What's that one mean, chat?
What's that mean?
Please don't tell me it means penis or something, it means lute, it means dingus.
Why do so many people say dingus instantly?
Are y'all like on the phone with each other or something?
Oh my god.
I gotta jump between those two books I think.
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