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02-28-2026 · 0h 56m

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[00:02:00] I

[00:04:30] Yo, yo, yo.

[00:04:59] I only have about an hour tonight, so we gotta get ready with the Cat Breed.

[00:05:04] We just finished a great run, and we're gonna see about Breeding some better cats, and going

[00:05:12] from there.

[00:05:13] And it's gonna be great.

[00:05:16] And we're gonna jam out while we do it.

[00:05:27] We're getting rid of a lot of the two stats because we have an abundance of three plus

[00:05:39] stacks. Getting Tracy some good people here.

[00:05:46] No, we can't send him down. Oh, he's gonna need a big gap.

[00:06:01] Alright. Boom!

[00:06:08] another locker appeared in the back today are you are you some kind of prepper

[00:06:12] what's the deal with the food lockers you know if you need extra storage that

[00:06:15] pinky-winkies downtown has a ton well I think you fit 30 plus middle-aged white

[00:06:20] men in the units they got back there stripping down and you can find fit

[00:06:24] three more crazy huh you wouldn't think khaki size of business suits could

[00:06:27] take up so much space and you can just burn those in the jump yard no metal

[00:06:31] I'll be there.

[00:06:32] I'm softening advice, no need to get all uppity about it.

[00:06:39] Where are the IRL kitties?

[00:06:40] Uh, eatin' dinner.

[00:06:41] Your wasteful meat coolers will be in stock tomorrow.

[00:06:43] Oh my god.

[00:06:46] Cris, paper, empty bin, right here.

[00:06:52] Green condo.

[00:06:54] Okay, we're back to gear.

[00:06:57] I don't know.

[00:07:07] Four.

[00:07:09] There you go.

[00:07:15] Three or three.

[00:07:21] Go!

[00:07:27] You're going to push.

[00:07:29] Mhm.

[00:07:31] Oh!

[00:07:34] Hit him.

[00:07:36] Broken ridgess gun.

[00:07:38] Okay.

[00:07:40] Like Toshi.

[00:07:48] Mmm.

[00:07:48] What's the stash one of the special there?

[00:07:55] Do do do do.

[00:07:59] Alright what kittens do we have down here?

[00:08:02] We've got...

[00:08:03] Oh no kittens in here?

[00:08:08] Oh there's one.

[00:08:11] Uh, only a two.

[00:08:13] What's the number two?

[00:08:20] Okay.

[00:08:23] We made a kitten, made two kittens, made a kitten, wasn't into it, wasn't into it, wasn't

[00:08:35] into it, wasn't into it.

[00:08:38] Oh, Satoshi died.

[00:08:41] Geez.

[00:08:43] Oh you are.

[00:08:51] Earl Grey.

[00:08:55] G-Bone.

[00:08:58] Whoa!

[00:08:59] G-Bone!

[00:09:01] Our first five.

[00:09:04] Ew.

[00:09:06] G-Bone, my man.

[00:09:09] Alright, we're going to 4.

[00:09:14] Liam, we're going to 4.

[00:09:25] Do I miss anyone here?

[00:09:27] Oh, he's at most people.

[00:09:32] Okay, we're good.

[00:09:33] Alright, we got enough for like, what, 3 more days?

[00:09:35] Oh shoot, there's a poop in there.

[00:09:39] Okay, great.

[00:09:46] Okay, great.

[00:09:53] Okay, great.

[00:09:59] Okay, great.

[00:10:04] The twos start really working on the trees.

[00:10:11] Oh, another five.

[00:10:14] Man, look at that.

[00:10:19] So nice, here on the alley.

[00:10:22] Oh another five. Look at that.

[00:10:27] So nice, what do I have now?

[00:10:35] Zoli?

[00:10:37] You're three.

[00:10:41] Who's this guy? A one down here.

[00:10:45] No one got time for the ones? No one got time for the ones.

[00:10:52] We got kittens.

[00:11:02] You got them, look at it.

[00:11:10] Four.

[00:11:11] Three.

[00:11:12] Hero.

[00:11:13] Two.

[00:11:14] What?

[00:11:15] Get out of here.

[00:11:16] Sorry, hero.

[00:11:17] Look how tiny little cherry is.

[00:11:20] Oh, they're so small!

[00:11:24] They're so very small.

[00:11:28] Is that it? It looks like that.

[00:11:31] That's it for there. I'm gonna get up here.

[00:11:35] You go.

[00:11:43] Alright, some of that stuff is tracing.

[00:11:50] Got some folks coming, Tracy.

[00:12:11] Awesome.

[00:12:17] They're sending us another idol and it gets here tomorrow.

[00:12:20] I'm not sure what the hell you were doing with those things,

[00:12:22] but I don't like it.

[00:12:23] Now, I don't know what kind of God you worship,

[00:12:26] but if it's the one that I don't like, I'm just pissed.

[00:12:30] And I think we both know what you're what I'm talking about.

[00:12:35] Make sure you shop at your P-Mart and have a blessed day.

[00:12:42] Okay, two or three.

[00:12:45] All right, we're gonna do one more day and then we're gonna go on.

[00:12:52] Okay.

[00:13:01] Ooh, bored.

[00:13:11] into some sort of like dump truck and then bring into a landfill disgusting

[00:13:18] Wow they really went into the name of that song there didn't they?

[00:13:23] Probably the freeze out

[00:13:31] All right, we got to make sure that all of our stats are in here

[00:13:36] Okay, there's the array there's a scammer you have a strength

[00:13:41] Oh, where are you? Good, we did it.

[00:13:46] Okay. So, it is time for us to pick a team and do it live.

[00:13:53] Where's that smell coming from?

[00:13:58] We're gonna bring you.

[00:14:01] We're gonna bring you.

[00:14:06] Okay, bring me two, Andy.

[00:14:16] Uh, oh.

[00:14:17] Oh, you're a good boy.

[00:14:22] Great, let's do it.

[00:14:26] You're a boy, you're going to be our ranger.

[00:14:31] Andy, you're gonna be our cleric.

[00:14:37] Kuka, you're gonna be our thief.

[00:14:43] And Terezi, you're gonna be our picture.

[00:14:48] Yeah.

[00:14:51] Okay, you're gonna get this guy here. Oh, you have Bramble Shot. Nice.

[00:14:54] Survivalist, not a big fan of, but we're gonna go ahead and put a monoclon here just in case that gets good.

[00:14:59] We're gonna give some range to our thief, we're gonna give some crit to our ranger.

[00:15:04] We'll give some dodge chance to our thief, maybe?

[00:15:10] Let's do this quick.

[00:15:11] Oh, we have the...

[00:15:12] Yeah, we're gonna give him a 10% chance to get a bonus attack when these are day-sketched.

[00:15:16] We're gonna do that, actually.

[00:15:17] Actually, no, we're gonna put that on him.

[00:15:19] We're gonna put range on you, put the habit on him, and you put that.

[00:15:25] Uh, we're gonna give you more movement, we're gonna give you more dodge, we need a hat and

[00:15:34] a neck for you.

[00:15:37] I'm gonna give you a throbbing crown because that sounds fun.

[00:15:40] I love crowns that throb.

[00:15:42] Um, it's gonna be kind of spikes and such, but we're gonna give you a peace symbol

[00:15:50] also you're gonna get and you are gonna get

[00:16:06] Shoot a laser beam, that's right.

[00:16:13] Okay.

[00:16:14] I think we're good.

[00:16:17] Great.

[00:16:18] All right, now let's look at our skills.

[00:16:24] We got Evil Patron, your healing abilities deal damage to enemies, gain plus two range

[00:16:28] on tile targeted healing spells.

[00:16:30] Cool.

[00:16:31] We got Distract and After Image.

[00:16:35] I hate afterimage.

[00:16:37] Okay.

[00:16:39] Cool.

[00:16:41] We got Tromp.

[00:16:43] Trample over one tile.

[00:16:45] If you trample over a unit, you have like, bruise.

[00:16:47] And we got Grappling Hook.

[00:16:49] Your hook pulls you towards objects.

[00:16:51] Okay.

[00:16:53] We're going to activate it.

[00:16:55] Meow.

[00:16:57] Oh my god.

[00:16:59] Oh my god.

[00:17:00] Oh, we got a baby-cute innocent.

[00:17:06] Okay.

[00:17:07] Mali Attackers that throw units becomes a zealot when he kills something and half human lambda?

[00:17:19] Spawn's kittens.

[00:17:20] It's Mali Attacker Flux Injuries.

[00:17:25] hmm

[00:17:30] Maybe

[00:17:33] people can come to us

[00:17:37] Yeah

[00:17:47] Merrill

[00:17:51] Grab your laser back gentlemen

[00:17:55] and hook him over and tranch him upon him.

[00:18:01] Oh, we got, we get bruised too?

[00:18:04] Oh, you inflict bruise on the unit and your, oh god.

[00:18:08] That's right, that's the tentacle skill.

[00:18:10] Oh my.

[00:18:11] Oh my.

[00:18:12] Okay.

[00:18:13] Okay.

[00:18:18] Poor man about to get killed.

[00:18:25] Nice.

[00:18:29] Okay, let's move you down.

[00:18:33] I'm going to move you back.

[00:18:38] Yeah, I think I'm going to

[00:18:40] get back.

[00:18:46] Damn.

[00:19:04] Hmm.

[00:19:08] I gotta get that spawner down.

[00:19:34] We can take our time with it besides that.

[00:19:44] Beautiful.

[00:19:45] Those are black, label.

[00:19:48] Yeah.

[00:19:49] All about the black.

[00:19:54] label. Yeah. All about the black.

[00:20:05] Hey! That can make sense. Appreciate it, man.

[00:20:10] Hmm, stick pitter.

[00:20:25] Spawn a pitter familiar.

[00:20:27] No, not funny.

[00:20:32] Unfortunately.

[00:20:33] Hey, I see what's up, buddy.

[00:20:40] I need to get a Frozen, a Frozen!

[00:20:45] There we are.

[00:20:51] Uh, who killed him? No, we finished Neo3. Yeah, we did.

[00:20:55] We wrapped it up in a nice bow. It was a great game.

[00:20:59] Um...

[00:21:04] Black.

[00:21:10] Yeah, love.

[00:21:17] Damn.

[00:21:21] He killed his buddy.

[00:21:28] He eats.

[00:21:32] Yeah.

[00:21:37] Wonderful.

[00:21:42] Worth.

[00:21:47] Ow.

[00:21:52] Boom.

[00:21:57] Great.

[00:21:59] Mr. Eric says you played Ninja in the O3, so you didn't really play it.

[00:22:06] Play it

[00:22:12] That's true

[00:22:16] You and adjacent units fall asleep. Okay, let's try death

[00:22:30] Vibrating skull

[00:22:32] How fun

[00:22:34] I have 5 breathing spell training.

[00:22:39] Cats wonder if striking the dummies will be like using the scratching post back home.

[00:22:43] Oh, a punching bag with kinetic spikes 5 spawns in each battle.

[00:22:48] Oh god.

[00:22:49] Oh god.

[00:22:50] Got a good bird.

[00:22:51] You got a good bird.

[00:23:01] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

[00:23:11] Oh, sorry.

[00:23:18] Ow.

[00:23:23] Damn, bro.

[00:23:30] Slow down.

[00:23:35] Slow down.

[00:23:40] Boom.

[00:23:43] I think I missed that revolver.

[00:23:53] Let's get a revolver.

[00:24:01] I

[00:24:07] Like

[00:24:18] Awesome Peter for the win

[00:24:26] Let's see

[00:24:31] Hmm

[00:24:39] You have reverse damage

[00:24:44] It's a hard man

[00:24:51] Okay, it's only got 12 HP. We gotta be a little careful here

[00:25:01] There's two summoners

[00:25:13] Can't reach anyone from this side

[00:25:22] Meow

[00:25:31] 6

[00:25:40] Hmm

[00:25:54] Nice even dodge

[00:26:01] I should have turned him away first.

[00:26:05] I think I did hit myself.

[00:26:25] I think this guy, we let get too close.

[00:26:31] I'm in the fire, man.

[00:26:38] Sorry.

[00:26:47] Nice.

[00:26:54] Nice.

[00:27:19] I think the fire is going to kill me.

[00:27:24] I'm gonna go down this side.

[00:27:53] Okay, spawners down.

[00:28:09] I'm really glad this doesn't seem to hit corpses.

[00:28:13] That would have been really bad.

[00:28:23] Alright, let's get some heals back in here and work our way to this other side.

[00:28:45] actually gets those in here.

[00:28:57] I can't put two there.

[00:29:15] good shot boom hey wobble wobble with the 13 69 thank you for tipping them on team buddy

[00:29:39] Appreciate it, man.

[00:29:41] Thank you, thank you.

[00:29:48] Waka, waka, wapa, wapa.

[00:30:03] Okay.

[00:30:04] I think we'll be able to get these two

[00:30:08] Down pretty easy.

[00:30:12] Oh.

[00:30:15] Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

[00:30:17] I forgot those coins. That's good.

[00:30:19] We got actually got a lot of coins right now.

[00:30:21] Meow, meow. Super meow.

[00:30:23] Meow.

[00:30:25] Um...

[00:30:30] Oh.

[00:30:31] Do hack.

[00:30:32] That's cool.

[00:30:34] So hack is going to do your basic attack is always critical against enemy with shields and your basic attacks critical hits remove buffs from units

[00:30:47] cool

[00:30:50] Damage Transmitter

[00:30:55] Let's loot the long dead creature

[00:31:04] Half human, melee attacker that immobilizes, and then over here we have, has a random class

[00:31:14] basic attack that inflicts a randomly assigned E-Buff.

[00:31:18] Okay.

[00:31:25] Ow.

[00:31:32] Okay, they did.

[00:31:39] Okay, they dead.

[00:31:46] Missed.

[00:31:55] Sir.

[00:31:57] And or Madam.

[00:32:00] Take that.

[00:32:03] Aw, man!

[00:32:06] Her thief does not have enough harm, enough stamina.

[00:32:21] I wonder if you have any stamina stuff we can give him.

[00:32:36] Okay.

[00:32:44] I move. You can't.

[00:32:47] I can give all them poison though.

[00:32:53] Wow, he's about to die.

[00:32:57] Yeah, that's a problem.

[00:33:01] These guys are kicking a little too much ass, chat. Fairly hacking.

[00:33:06] clearly hackers all of them just to hack it all over the place

[00:33:27] so much hacking

[00:33:31] Bro, are you going after my dead guy?

[00:33:36] Don't do that.

[00:33:38] Stop it.

[00:33:42] Right, get hit.

[00:33:49] Oh man, my Glabby healed him.

[00:33:58] Yeah, that was tough that was tough. Oh, no, but this

[00:34:19] Okay, we get some heels

[00:34:23] I'm thinking about doing that for a minute a hot minute you will

[00:34:28] Let's do Intimidation.

[00:34:35] Okay.

[00:34:38] Repressed Memories Surrender.

[00:34:47] When you spend mana cast a random psychic spell that costs less than the mana spent.

[00:34:53] Oh, that sounds pretty dangerous.

[00:34:56] I don't know about that.

[00:35:03] I have a part behind a unit.

[00:35:10] I'm...

[00:35:22] There we go.

[00:35:26] Spewer?

[00:35:33] Well, eat pills that heal him and change his forms with different kinds of liquid depending on his form.

[00:35:52] through

[00:36:09] interesting

[00:36:22] Hey, there's so much damage going out right now.

[00:36:33] I can't get my dreams out of the game.

[00:36:36] My body will be in this game and stopping the moon.

[00:36:41] How can this value be worth nothing?

[00:36:44] Now jump out their tails.

[00:36:46] Now, the sun may be the stronger.

[00:36:50] Maybe they won't step with us too much longer.

[00:36:54] Now, you can't get your voices high.

[00:36:57] Every day is a lie.

[00:36:58] I don't know how to live with you anymore.

[00:37:03] Oh, bummer.

[00:37:10] Ow.

[00:37:13] Ow.

[00:37:16] Totally did the last two, which was one.

[00:37:59] Oh, now run fire. Good. Good.

[00:38:15] Oh, Lord. You keep healing.

[00:38:22] Woo! Okay. We did it.

[00:38:26] Somehow chat we did it.

[00:38:31] Uh, let's be.

[00:38:36] To purify her.

[00:38:42] Go to the past.

[00:38:47] All right, we've got caveman woman will use cats as weapons and pregnant

[00:39:17] Oh god. You can throw spears to inflict stun and HEATS CATS.

[00:39:23] Okay, a lot of cat hatred.

[00:39:27] A lot of pregnancy.

[00:39:33] Oh god.

[00:39:41] Okay.

[00:39:47] I am so sorry, thief, you deserve that for standing next to me.

[00:40:04] Hmm.

[00:40:09] Oh my god.

[00:40:20] Okay.

[00:40:32] Wait, they grow up to a big size in one round?

[00:40:42] Bro.

[00:40:47] That's ridiculous.

[00:41:17] Oh, we got out.

[00:41:28] Ow.

[00:41:34] You can keep having kids?

[00:41:38] Oh my god.

[00:41:41] We might be dead.

[00:41:47] Wow, man.

[00:42:12] I'm gonna have to scum this one chat oof gonna have to scum it up uh

[00:42:30] Jomer with twitch prime saturday co where's the blue moon glad you're a

[00:42:37] loving resident evil i've personally been blown away by it dude i've been having

[00:42:41] Such a good time with Resident Evil. Yes, it's been fantastic.

[00:42:46] Very much looking forward to continuing it tomorrow.

[00:42:52] Okay, so I think we need to bring him back more.

[00:42:57] Anything we can give to this guy to buff up his, uh, HP? I think so.

[00:43:05] Give the Zapper.

[00:43:11] and

[00:43:13] it

[00:43:15] has

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[00:43:39] All right, let's start working on the big guys.

[00:44:02] I don't know what to do with that.

[00:44:09] Dude.

[00:44:16] Okay.

[00:44:23] Okay. There's such a huge amount of Todd, dude. We just probably have the deeps for

[00:44:41] this, really?

[00:44:55] Oh lord.

[00:45:01] What?

[00:45:03] Okay.

[00:45:10] Oh god, baby.

[00:45:21] Stop it, baby.

[00:45:23] Dude, why does it keep randomly ending my turn?

[00:45:31] What is going on?

[00:45:32] Oh no.

[00:45:33] I think Jennifer may have been sitting on the space bar on the keyboard next to my unboxing

[00:45:45] area.

[00:45:46] Oh no.

[00:45:47] We can maybe recover this.

[00:45:48] Oh no.

[00:45:52] We can maybe recover this.

[00:45:55] I kind of need this dude to die.

[00:46:08] Oh god.

[00:46:14] Run.

[00:46:15] with your 1 HP. I don't think we're gonna win with this. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:46:45] We lost like four turns four plus turns because my cat was sitting on the keyboard across

[00:46:55] God

[00:47:03] Well

[00:47:07] That sucks

[00:47:09] That really sucks what sucks even more is that only an hour tonight

[00:47:13] So looks like we're gonna have to start again next time. Did I get any better stuff to go on another run?

[00:47:20] Yeah, we're just gonna go right out on another run. Thankfully we got a bunch of good guys to do it.

[00:47:24] So next time we play we'll do that. Guys, thanks for being here. Have a great night. See you tomorrow for Resident Evil. Be well.

[00:47:29] Thanks for your time. Bye-bye.

[00:48:13] You again?

[00:48:18] By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.

[00:48:26] Don't resist. We'll be quicker that way.

[00:48:31] All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them, I see you're confused.

[00:48:49] Ignore the clouding in your mind.

[00:48:52] The villagers need your help and the vitrometous is no place for mutants.

[00:49:00] It will be a difficult task, but together you will rebuild this town, find a safe place

[00:49:19] And hone your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead.

[00:49:24] And there will be...

[00:49:27] ...Demi.

[00:49:33] For the eternal prison...

[00:49:36] ...no...

[00:49:37] ...no bounds.

[00:49:42] There's no way out of this prison, wanderer.

[00:49:46] From the unceasing grip of death.

[00:49:59] AHHHHHH! Alright, I'm fine. I could double-click that and play the game right now.

[00:50:05] now. But I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm going to play something else and be patient.

[00:50:20] Because that's what responsible adults do.

[00:50:31] narrator gives a shit about the animals more than she does the players. Just like oh aren't they having

[00:50:37] a nice time but you're gonna die a lot. I'm talking to you co-carnage and your safe's coming ways.

[00:50:45] Authority. Wow that was shit. Hang on. The Ballad of Gale. Yep. Gale was a good man

[00:50:54] And he did tried. Unfortunately, he kept getting hit and then he died.

[00:51:00] The ballad. This we can throw.

[00:51:06] I don't want to actually explode.

[00:51:14] I don't know what I expected. Oh fire bad. I'm doing it.

[00:51:19] Oh, all of them jumped over it because that's the smart thing to do.

[00:51:33] It's only a 10.

[00:51:35] How can I help you?

[00:51:42] How are you feeling, book?

[00:51:43] Still sensitive?

[00:51:44] In D&D silence in the library.

[00:52:00] Did I just crush my people with them?

[00:52:06] No.

[00:52:09] They auto ran under the elevator and I smooshed them.

[00:52:13] Do.

[00:52:14] You know any human jokes?

[00:52:17] I am looking at more.

[00:52:19] I hope that was a suitable response.

[00:52:23] Constellation did not equip me with a sense of humor.

[00:52:28] I have done my best to mimic bearish-

[00:52:31] What the f***?

[00:52:33] What?

[00:52:35] Okay, now what'll how do I parent. Is this

[00:52:41] You can get my arrow back awesome, ah, mean fish. Oh god mean fish

[00:52:47] Boy like this. What's unbelievable is how we beat the goblins. You're both heroes

[00:52:53] You know, I'm I'm absolutely digging the bard line so far like this is this is awesome. I

[00:52:59] I hate bards. They're useless and their roles never wait wait just kidding. They're awesome. Yes

[00:53:07] Fantastic love bards great

[00:53:15] You missed with 94% okay

[00:53:22] It's fine it's fine

[00:53:26] What are you doing I

[00:53:28] I cool I was holding click it dick pay attention to my place

[00:53:33] dumb game

[00:53:37] How did that miss how did that miss I was right in front of him I

[00:53:46] Don't understand I don't understand how that misses. That's insane. Oh

[00:53:53] God now god damn it Microsoft you shit

[00:53:58] Okay, uh, how was that?

[00:54:05] What, the falls?

[00:54:12] Why am I stuck? Why am I stuck in the wall?

[00:54:25] Great round. I think I'm gonna stick my Zoe on this one.

[00:54:28] We're not Zoey. The first girl. Reyes.

[00:54:33] Shat! The rapture has begun!

[00:54:35] Oh.

[00:54:39] Maybe next year.

[00:54:48] Okay.

[00:54:52] Oh my god!

[00:54:54] Dang, kid! What the heck?

[00:54:58] Geez!

[00:55:01] Oh!

[00:55:03] That was actually really good, good job.

[00:55:05] That was good.

[00:55:06] Yeah, she got me pretty good there.

[00:55:08] Why what?

[00:55:09] Why was that good?

[00:55:10] Wait, there?

[00:55:11] Yeah, the scare was pretty good, that was pretty good.

[00:55:13] I had no idea you were there, man.

[00:55:15] It's made a lot of progress, and yeah.

[00:55:18] We're gonna check out.

[00:55:21] Get out of here!

[00:55:23] Oh my God, what is with my family today?

[00:55:27] It's Saturday?

[00:55:28] Okay.

[00:55:31] That one's not to get me, chat.

[00:55:32] I don't have to get me.

[00:55:33] That was actually pretty good, baby.

[00:55:34] Thank you.

[00:55:35] You're stealthy.

[00:55:36] Maybe that's where Rowan got it from.

[00:55:38] Life is whatever you make it.

[00:55:39] Don't give up on yourself.

[00:55:42] I have a disadvantage

[00:55:43] because I've got a lot of shit on me.

[00:55:46] Larry, what is this?

[00:55:49] What is this?

[00:55:51] Oh, it's got all this stuff on me.

[00:55:53] I'm not good at persuading anymore.

[00:55:56] Wait, what?

[00:55:56] What?

[00:55:57] You trying to