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Yo, yo, yo, how you doing this afternoon, good to see you.
Welcome to another day afternoon here on the channel.
We are back.
Zo is back.
Everything's back.
Hey, Recy.
Recy was just back because he is not doing spoilers for already.
Awesome.
Welcome back.
Oh, we're doing we're working through a core run.
That's right.
Okay.
Miss bugs.
Give you the leaded helmet for now, I guess.
All right let's do it. There was new patch today with a lot of great changes.
It's going to be fun checking them out.
All right, let's go here.
All right. William Wall, no not yet. No.
He can says love your RE playthrough. Thank you, man. That was a that was a great run, man. I had a really good time with that one
It was awesome
These guys cause no they can flip stuff that's about that's their big trick
They get a return awesome
They're a brace up
Are you being reckoned with?
I did.
Wow.
That man just got zapped with that.
That was amazing.
Um, let's go to gear.
Go to gear.
Bam.
Bam.
Bam.
Bam.
Wonderful!
Everyone's health is delicious and delectable.
RedEye, I downloaded the full RIPbreaker kit.
Yep, all of it.
I'm gonna lick them, because I like licking them.
Ow.
Sir!
Bam!
Uh, Sergeant... Magnetics.
interesting I don't know a lot about that one but sounds yeah sounds interesting
we check that out Maddie Matt question about and oh first of all thank you Maddie
and this is question by Emberville any plans on that being on switch to we'd
like to get it on as many consoles as possible that is that is the current
plan for Emberville yeah by 1.0 we'd like to be on as many consoles as it
We'll be on as it can be on
But we don't know what that means right or what that looks like right now
Start with burn to your basic attack inflicts burn one inflict burn one on units to contact you molten mask
interesting
interesting
Oh god it's Cerberus.
Cerber- Cerber-erbs.
Excuse me.
Okay this guy has tactics, shoots lava from its neck when damaged, becomes enraged when
hit from behind, and a moon to fly.
There's the lava, that's rude.
That is also a burb.
You gotta hit him from the sides.
Um, are you up there?
No, no.
Yeah.
Sorry, burb.
I forget about this.
right right Monkman
I can't hit him from behind
Not a great round with him, but a safe round.
Oh, that doesn't look good.
Ummm...
That's a great start.
Uhh, I don't want to attack with him.
I think he'll counter there, if he's very unfortunate.
Taking the upper now. Although he is charging up for an attack. Let's see what happens.
Damn it, that was a terrible item. Okay.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Um...
I mean, he could take the hit.
Not a lot of hits though.
Yeah, it's not worth it. It's not worth it.
Oh, now I'm on fire.
Yeah, I guess when you look things on fire, that's not the smartest move, is it?
Okay, let's do this.
Beautiful, this.
Oh, I thought it was going to hit this, but it also did damage to him.
Mama, let's go do it like this.
Worth.
Again.
Again.
Again.
Boom.
It's also Immobilizer.
Twice.
Because we can.
And then Tranquil.
Oh, we can't Tranquil.
Take the Furby.
Nice.
There we go.
Okay.
What's making it reload?
Still, my Cleric has a spell called Chosen Warrior, and every time I cast it on him,
he gets an extra bonus attack the next turn.
Ooh, upgrade form of the Turtle.
Yeah, we should probably do this.
Okay.
We're doing it live.
This is happening.
Welcome to those beers.
Thanks for the super jab, buddy.
Appreciate it.
Rare candy.
Okay.
Candy.
Okay.
Oh, and inflicts bleed too.
Let's do that.
The Bible.
I love this.
Those are great ones.
We want to hard load this.
us. Those are great ones. Do we want to hard load this? Yes. Yes, we do. This is happening.
It's great. Okay, whispers. It's range attacking flicks, bruise and minus two and race and
and clust you to all allies.
Well, damn, bro.
He's on a rampage.
That one's dead.
What do you guys do?
We'll hook and pull units towards itself
from the moon to fire.
I think I'll be able to do that.
Um, I think I'll be able to do this.
Damn.
Right, there we go.
I think you're a dingus go well that's rude oh god that is so much lava oh my
We're gonna have to end this fight really fast.
I have no idea how we're gonna do that to the record.
I was just stating that before.
Oh, you flipped into the lava? You would have been fine!
Our druid is just...
Oh, man.
Hear that? Hear that?
oh no that guy just screwed everything up I could have pulled them in
Let's do this. Let's do this.
Great.
Next turn.
Can we survive this? I don't know if we can survive that over there.
Oh my God.
Can we make a water tile or anything?
He's so dead.
I just got more lava.
Okay, let's see.
Two, and a move, what are we at right now, eight, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, yeah,
there we go, okay great, this is like 1960s surfing music, it really is, okay, oh, finisher
cost zero mana. Passable once per turn. Oh hell yeah. Oh dude that's huge. That is actually huge.
Human scalp.
Uh minus one charisma. No kidding. Plus two strength. Your crits inflict fear. Spawn of food pick up at
the start of each battle.
Dang.
Also, ew. I'm not playing your game scary enough. That is not happening. Not with that luck.
Okay, let's see. What are these?
We'll dashboard 10 tiles with trample wind damage.
Oh man, okay, and these guys are...
It's rage attacks inflict burn and creates a lava tile, that's horrible.
That is the worst thing ever.
Uh, let's see.
Do this first.
Yeah, I'm gonna kneel.
Great.
That is some great cat scene.
I'm very impressed.
Uh, now we've already burned our move, unfortunately.
Yeah, we're not going to do anything this turn.
Uh, let's grab you.
Just kidding.
Let's just kill you.
That works.
One, two, three.
Throw a knife at that dude, because he's a big old jerk.
That was the cat in this game? I did not, Maddy. Nope.
Oh, this chicken over here, can we get it?
Oh, I don't think so.
Damn!
That's it.
Meow.
That's not something happening.
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Uh, ooh, five damage on Bart.
Hell yeah.
Got some healing gods.
Smash it. Smash the dumpster. 37 coins? Hell yeah.
And you will feast on your flesh and blood.
High chat, ready?
Good fight.
That was awesome.
One Obelisk is raised, but the one on the moon remains buried.
All cats can now learn path of the monk, and all cats can now learn path of the druid.
Touchy-o-blisk.
Oh, her body mutated.
Oh, hmm, that's okay.
Uh, sort of, not great.
To the moon, to the moon!
Thanks for having us, the Flying Gatos.
Oh my gorsh.
Oh my gorsh.
Um, you for sure.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Oh, we finally mom- or lost mom's night.
That is too bad.
Definitely keeping the ass to swabs.
So they have me feel well now where it always goes through like I think the youngest cats
to oldest cats, which is awesome.
That is things classic.
if you zoom in on a room it only doesn't matter.
It's gonna be cool.
Alright, so you're actually pretty good.
You're going too.
Uh, we can work with you, Hansel.
Zanzibar!
I should probably save some of you, but no, you're gone.
I can make my house bigger so bad.
You're decent, but your con is low.
You're out of here, sir.
Welcome, P-Mart.
Here today we have a sale on another idolist being stopped tomorrow.
This is getting creepy.
Why do you keep ordering these things?
Do you remember that episode of that show where the kid found an idol and they started
experiencing horrible misfortune while it's in their possession and injured?
Alice injured her back and Greg was in a horrible surfing accident.
Imagine how the misfortune will befall you!
Like maybe you'll die in a horrible car accident on the way home today.
Damn girl.
It's like human brain.
We're good.
I'm going to slip through here real quick.
You can go.
What is that skill?
What was that skill?
Oh here, Release Energy, Met 10 Sparkles.
Oh that's funny.
Hi guy!
See ya!
Okay.
Just send her over.
Great!
Have I say it's coming this game?
No!
No!
No!
Of course not.
How dare you.
No kidding, no kidding, no kidding, no kidding.
That was just a freak.
Hmm?
Yeah.
Okay, we got a four, you don't need fours down here, a five, we'll take a five, a six,
We got a six, Jack.
Another six.
Another five.
And then back to Sapphire.
Cool, okay.
Just gotta go through making sure we got everyone we need here.
I think we're good.
New...
Hmm...
Okay, nope.
I'm getting to her first effect for diseases.
They're just rotting with the bird the fact that we're just going to get them.
He looks pretty much sapphied as a star.
Oh no man.
Okay.
Um...
Y'all y'all are decent.
That was hard.
Wait, how do I fast forward through them, I didn't even know we could eat them.
I left them through a call.
Uh, we got a four.
Wait, how do we start at the beginning?
Good.
Attacks against your face count as back stabs.
Oh my god, that's horrible.
Minus two, right?
Ahhhh!
But he's got decent stats of girls now.
That's a boss.
You're decent.
Wow, you're good.
You're good.
You're good.
The name is me.
Me.
Yeah, I'm here.
Yeah, luck is me.
Okay.
Let's take a look down here.
there's me we got taq yiddy taq yidic taq yidic uh decker wow he is trampled by default
Interesting. Put it down, though.
Um, Kessian Vasilyevich.
Okay. Um, you got that one.
Kulka.
That's where the eye-break is at.
Uh, you can go.
Uh-oh.
You know, I looked into your blackmail scheme you got me locked into.
Were you aware it's a hundred percent illegal?
You're gonna jail, buddy.
But until then, here's that 25 bucks I owe ya.
Heh, bitch.
I don't think we're good.
For now.
Get rid of all these 7s, there's a whole bunch of like the same type of cat.
Last one, okay.
Attention P-Mart shoppers, today we have a sale and industrial grade changes and locks
buy one get two free.
Thanks for shopping at P-Mart and have a blessed day.
Industrial grade might, yes.
If a middle-aged white man can break out of it, it ain't worth it IMO and I don't
care if he chewed off his own hand and nubbed the lock through the bars till
it unlatched.
Not my problem. Instantly return and you better believe I left a scathing review.
One star creators of pedo would not recommend.
Uh, yeah, let's do one more.
Oh, no!
Who'd say Grew Old and Tired?
Where's G-Bone?
He's 20.
Holodak is 22.
Magrish is 20.
24.
Oh, there's Pom Pom.
All right, two to go.
Wow, there's another six.
interesting man we're getting a lot of birth defects though
little Zach oh no he's got dwarfism man he's really good dude oh my god what
Feel a little inbred, yeah. You have to work on that.
Man, all these burst effects. That must be some of the inbreds.
We got to introduce some new, uh, the new stock.
So I guess I would, what is the best way to get
non-inbreding in bird cats maybe bringing in like a stray every now and then to
breed with like the really high level ones take a strange pop it in there yeah
okay
This guy can keep going back there.
Yeah
Okay, I think we're good at least there
Oh, there's no kids in this room. Oh, you know
Oh man, they're both pretty good.
Okay, you are also pretty good.
My lord.
The name is BuzzRubb, I'm trying to decide if we want to go one more.
We would have to drop seven cats to go one more time.
See that?
Not even yourself!
I think he's down here, Escobar.
Okay, one more. I'm comfy.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah. I should definitely do...
We're gonna do another run here in a second.
And when we get back, we're gonna summon Gilatina with the party that we do.
Yep.
Water does not slow movement, but minus two.
Okay.
Oh wow.
What should we put is the marking for the lucky stray that's in there just to
there we go we'll give him that mutation thing so to get here we got a five with no
downside to take that there's our other guy that's it oh we got Lily
Six another six
Beautiful Junpei is fine
Marcia it's a four with a minus two charisma
We're back as a hero, okay
Cool great
Can the gay cat be straight though? Oh?
Oh, is he gay? Oh
Oh, she is the right one.
Oh, look.
I didn't even make it down.
I'll pop over there now.
Thank you. Thank you.
Okay, let's grab some folks and go for a run here.
What's your downside minus 2, thanks?
You're gonna be our ranger.
There's our ranger.
Nowry you're gonna be our Hularic.
Maybe it'll be a beef, and then we need like a tank.
30 battles in a week too.
There we go.
Perfect.
All right, so we're going to do Clally.
Meow-y is our cleric.
Bubrub is going to be our- actually, let's see.
Psylocke will make you our ranger.
Where'd you make me now?
Let's see.
We could make Bub rub the ranger and then T'Lolop, because he has Tunnel, we could make
him a thief.
Yeah, let's do that.
And then Phanet will make you a hooker.
Oh, hell yeah, this is going to be a fun team.
Now looking at our stuff, have we done...
Okay, this whole team has killed all the first act, but we need to kill.
What is the sun on the second act?
Where?
What is that?
The moon?
Oh, it's a moon.
We have to do the moon.
All right.
So you have to do the moon with the thief.
Okay.
Do you have any?
What others do we have to do with the first one?
Oh, we got to do a lot with the Necromancer.
Necromancer needs to get some wins, dude.
Have we really not won any act one stuff with a monk?
Damn
Look at that. Okay. Interesting. All right, let's go
There's some rain stuff on him
All right, what we get we got zealot and alms for the poor
to rain walk and crafts suck and masochist and then move again and back
step oh these are these are good this is this is a very nice combo we can work
with this right so we're gonna do the blocking counter on you you do work on
So I'm going to use some range.
Or your hat, what do I want for your hat?
Do you have any DPS hat options?
They're really great ones.
We'll give you brace.
That's always good.
And then for your neck item we'll do...
I'm going to give him all the moves.
He gets all the moves are we don't really have any healing stuff
Give you some dodge
Just give me some some random defensive things
And we're gonna start doing these quests too, but let's let's start getting the perfect cats first and then we'll be done
Move it's five without all that's fine. Also give me the egg to get some food
You
We don't have a guaranteed hit thing, unfortunately.
Those are always amazing.
Let's see if we can maybe find one in here somewhere.
Yeah, I'm just gonna give you a bunch of dodge for now.
Mm-hmm.
And...
Put down the ba-ba-la-ba.
See you later.
So you need to aim up.
And I think that's good for now.
Keep his weapon slot open.
For you, we need a hat.
We need some brace.
And some more brace. All the brace.
And for you, do you have any range item I can give him?
I don't need that for more range.
and spawn some birds we're going to the moon chat we're going to the moon meow
okay
We have seven mana to work with.
I can't backstab anyone.
We are going to need significantly more ways to stabbing people with this.
There's much more stabination as before.
Okay, let's see.
We're going to have to kill this stuff.
This stuff is going to actually wreck us a little bit, which is kind of funny.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, we just don't have a lot of attacks.
We got these little attacks I can use. Here we go.
Boom.
I've got two there. Okay.
Let's suck that up.
Um...
Okay.
The park can do with this.
Okay.
Oh, he got it.
Perfect.
Okay, good start.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
All right, a melee attack that has all the effects of your basic attack and ignores shields.
I like it.
We're gonna examine this.
It was Kooby trapped. My boy took too much damage. Too much.
I want damage.
You got ice cubes?
Oh, just pop that on him for now.
Sure.
Okay, Gumbel 40, what's up, bud?
Okay.
Nice.
Oh, wait, is that an enemy bird?
Oh wait, is that an enemy break?
Nice dude!
Oh great item too!
Hell yeah.
Awwww.
I'll take it.
Why do we have a lead box?
Why do we have a lead price?
What did I do?
I don't think one of my range things is working.
Oh wait. No, no, no. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. What is this?
What's the deal with it?
Hmm, don't have enough mana for this, I need to get him more mana.
Let's pull him over so we don't trigger his hair.
Oh, no. I just got God. Chat I was God. A face mask, breathe a cone of fire. Kill every
unit with 3 or less health they become meat. Wait just like on the whole map? What? What's
the range on this? I'm gonna get this just because I've never seen it. Yeah I've never
I've never seen that one.
That's kind of cool.
A green drink.
Game 5 mana. That's pretty cool.
Look at that.
Beepis!
Moigray!
Nice.
Ah, I've not dark-layed now.
Oh, I know, Elbops can't do that.
I'm gonna wait on this.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I
Okay
Oh
This is gonna quickly become a problem
This guy's not gonna get to move is he I hate when this game does this
Okay, we'll take it. Oh my god
He's got four backflips on him right now, I guess I'll go one of those. I'm gonna run with you
There's so many backflip things
nice the hook actually went off hey we were just able to burn like most of his
back flips with that
I can't keep up with those beeps.
Yeah, he's hit the poisoning stuff, I can't keep up with this.
Oh
Oh, thank god, okay here in the big counts
Okay, nice
Hey hell yeah, dude. All right, man, that was that was not good
Okay, let's do fire shots.
Oh, remove one stack of random debuff from yourself and all adjacent units.
That may be the only one we get, dude. That may be the only one we get. So we're gonna take it.
Do you want to try Horde?
You know what screw it, we're doing it live, chat we're doing it live.
I should have gotten water for this but you know what I don't make good decisions and we're
just going to ride that out.
Yep.
That's a sneaky snack that I've ever seen in my- I see him sneaking- I see him creepin's-
Oh god.
Now.
Okay.
I'd love to get that debuff off this guy.
Great.
You know what, kill for another one.
Oh, I mean just get wet for another one.
Oh god damn it.
Sad face!
Oh, no.
Hey!
What?
Did I get the item off him?
Oh no, I don't know if I did.
Oh, bummer.
It's a look at shit up.
Hydration is required.
I am very sad that my buddy died.
I'm a sad little potato cat.
Sir.
Hey, Angel Wings!
Hell yeah.
hey angel wings hell yeah oh god first thing I thought I was gonna kill him
Nice. Okay. The ranger is back to life. Let's see if we have any healing items if we give him.
We got a healing item.
Man, I really don't like to be just don't have a needle for him.
Vamp- Vamp-Vampivus, does that mean you get this game?
Yes, you do.
In straight baller.
Straight baller.
Surprise.
Oh nice. It's an extra turn at the start of battle, hell yeah.
Alright, we got many Snips, many Scorps. We have Snips and Scorps. Snips, Scorps.
Okay.
Need help.
Oh, bummer.
Oh, bummer.
I definitely thought I was a digger.
Ooh.
That's pretty great.
What's the new patch?
Some great new QOL for kitten and cat breeding between rounds.
I need another shield on him.
Yeah, I need another heal on her.
Great.
Are there really 1200 abilities in this game?
Oh, I wouldn't doubt it.
I wouldn't doubt it.
oh man this is a tough one I might go split shot but first impression is also
good. Um, yeah, the split. That's just too good on bosses, on big bosses. Open doors.
That was just the damage, but we peaked inside.
Make your way down the stairs.
Oh no, riddled with darts and run screaming from the tomb.
Good!
Oh, I do like the idea of super-sized me, especially with the...
Ooh, Lord of the Flies would be good too.
The Lord of the Flies is not really going to work with Butcher if you do want to do
that.
I'm going to have to spin to win.
This one can really suck because if he's near friendlies then it's not great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah
On the restrict you can be good if you have the right items
Then when his salad is busted
I'm going to fight someone.
Oop!
Give us all your money.
I do this way shooting.
Go ahead and stay.
Okay, please no out of shots
Well, that's gonna be fun.
Oh
I hit there was
Son of a bee
Son of a bee chat
Back
Oh no
Take a take a bullet even better
Nice.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god.
I'm in the order of the moon.
Didn't bring the orb with you?
Which orb?
I don't think so.
Oh man, starting off hard.
Okay, moves towards what damages it, does a body slam attack in the direction it's facing
and can levitate rocks.
This is going to be tough.
Don't
Oh shoot
You can't do anything this turn.
Awesome.
That worked out great.
I would love to kill both of them.
Okay, we got a rock.
Keep going for it, chef.
A tooth.
Okay.
Oh God, he's about to get smashed.
Oh geez.
Oh geez.
Get back there.
Uh, you just try to move closer.
Poor little guy.
Pretty good, but now he's about to get smashed
Oh we can't, we can't do anything here can we?
Now I can turn him this way
Miss he dodged it. Oh hell yeah
and send it here so we'll put a trap there.
Oh, we got him!
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
Great, great, great, great, great.
I want to do a hunter's sire.
Holy Grail?
Wow.
Wow.
Holy Grail, use Heal and Adjacent Unit or yourself for 5 hit points.
No limit of uses.
crazy crazy awesome
oh wait you know what in fact you don't need to do it oh no get the little
hummingbird wait
there we get I got a full beard
Okay, put your knife. Nice.
Great.
Oh water heals it
Oh man, I didn't know that.
I don't know why, but this music reminds me of Venture Brothers.
That's like one of my favorite shows.
Now.
Is this game literally human beings?
Okay.
the monarch the monarch i love the monarch dude he's the best adult the girl friend i got shards of
glass okay these are the guys that spawn brambles and pull us in for imminent breedness
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I'll just keep the draft with me.
That Burb needs to go.
More Burb seed!
Nice!
Um...
Still there.
Now we're getting there.
Oh, it only cured off one stack of his green?
These bro.
Hey, these guys are a mess.
No tank is worth it?
Oh no, I'm using a butcher, which functions kind of as a tank.
Yeah.
A melee attack with Cleave that deals damage to equal to half the target's current HP.
Whoa.
That could be good.
That kept him.
Small Meteor is knocking it back three times, that's not bad.
I think we're good on that stuff.
Oh, what are we going to pick?
Let's do...
What is Geomagnetic Storm?
around them. Oh no! Oh I have made a huge mistake. Okay.
Oh wait, I thought I got to go twice.
Oh I don't!
Fire me.
Oh God.
Oh Jesus.
First one was it.
Ummm.
This is scary.
Take a bunch of that off.
Oh god. Why do you realize you guys can move that far? Are these the things that destroy
equipment? Will break existing equipment? Oh, okay. So it doesn't do that unless I kill
the rock. Okay, cool.
My, yeah, my teeth is just gonna chew it out.
But not worth this playing the fall.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
I'm sitting down.
I'm gonna scum this one. Yeah, I think we can do a lot better. 59% percent. Almost
Almost two thirds of the way there.
Oh, it's a souped up one this time.
Oh that's not good.
Oh jeez.
Bro, come on, you asshole.
I think we're in trouble up there.
That's nice.
Here we go now.
That works.
Ow.
We're always just munchin' rocks over here.
Every day, he's munchin' rocks.
Don't do anything if you recast it.
Sorry about the Emberville question, would you do a physical release for it through a
service like Limited Run?
Uh, unknown as of yet.
We've actually had a lot of requests for something similar already and we're not
I'm not sure what we're going to do about it yet.
Rude.
Awesome.
Man, that round was big.
Hey, Chris. Okay. Next wave. That's like the seventh or eighth time I've seen you whining
about the game I'm playing. Bro, it's fine not to like what I'm playing, but constantly
complaining about it over the course of multiple days is not going to do anything. It's just
going to catch my attention to make you look like a whiner. That's what you're going
for then you got it but um yeah dude i just come back when i'm playing something like that okay
leaky brain
uh oh god there's a lot of stuff here
um let's start
well it was worth a try
it it very okay
Okay.
Alari says, I just complained silent.
See, there you go.
I like that.
Silent complainers.
The best kind of complainers.
Uh, where do we do this?
Oh, we can get the items.
We're probably getting the items.
Cool.
Uh, where do we?
Did I finish all night?
I did.
I did.
It was great.
I have thoughts for you up and I loved it.
did. I gotta admit this map is really not set up well for the enemy. Like, they are just
getting... they're just wrecking themselves on this stuff. I'm here for it.
How oh that was the weather
Awesome
Man, loving that double heal.
Not bad for these guys, man.
I haven't played Argus since PS1, I think I could jump in with Qyne.
They recommend playing 1, 2, and 4.
And those have some great greening sounds, so just, yeah.
Definitely play at least 1, 2, and 4.
But if you play those, you're all good.
You're caught up.
Those are the important ones.
Missed my coinage.
I got a fish.
Alright, let's take that.
Message from Neyda.
Great.
Void helm.
I see a lot of people coming in here and asking why you aren't playing Marathon.
Does anyone not know why that is?
Yes, I'm not playing Marathon because it is not available to play.
The server slam is over.
And I think that is most likely the reason most people aren't playing Neyda.
If I would warrant a guess.
Oh.
He said not not not like a double negative point on
Throw a nail that it puts poison one that ignores a shield at each enemy in your line of sight
That sounds fun. Let's bend a barrage
What classes do I think of the strongest I think Ranger is the strongest it's the most versatile it gets the strongest the easiest
Warriors really good deep is really good
Butcher I'm really starting to love I mean what what I say about the classes in this game though
Is it is far far less about what classes you like and far more?
and
Far more about which classes you know to build the best synergies on because even even the best class will
Absolutely suck if you just don't roll the right skills or you take a chance to go build and then that build doesn't work out
so yeah
It's it's you know that this game is is very R&D having that
But of course you can wait the deck
exceptionally with the breeding stuff and everything
Okay, this music's amazing
We're gonna do this right
We can't attack him from behind right oh no we can't
I was wondering if that was going to work.
Awesome.
Wow.
What did that?
The Cleaver.
A melee attack with Cleave that deals damage equal to half the target's current HP.
Bosses take a sixth of their current HP instead.
That did not happen.
I don't know if this guy is not Flytartly's boss, but he took half his HP.
yep so that that was that was a thing but you know what it's a thing I will
take I will take that thing I will take it
Perfect.
You're great, man.
Okay, this is a little more problematic.
Well, actually, no.
You know what?
for now. Oh it counts for... because there's... it hits him three times because it
sees him three times one in each block. That's awesome! Oh dude that is huge.
That doesn't make any sense but I love it.
Oh man, that was a great fight. Wow, that was a great fight. My God.
Geez!
Good morning afternoon. Need me wherever you are and have a good one.
This year seems to have a lot of dungeon crawlers coming to steam. Are there any you have an eye on?
I look forward to secrets of Weakstone.
I love games like that, and I have my eye on a few of them. I'm not sure what order they're getting here in though
But I have a bunch which listed and then I'm looking for the plan and make them out
I'm never doing anything with my basic attack
I'm gonna try Delicious Scent.
That's another one I've used before.
This is a body spray.
One...
Ooh, I remember it could be fun.
One charisma.
What if I want this lion's mane on someone?
Maybe you?
Uh, yeah.
Meow!
Meow!
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Look at the molar on here for the low damage block attack.
Great.
What's the leaky brain do?
I think that's the one that reduces your intelligence spike too and makes it so whenever
you spend mana and the friendlies around you get it too.
Yeah.
When you spend mana, adjacent allies gain that amount of mana.
Oh, I thought I'm going to do more than that.
Dude, our range is bad.
That's awesome.
What?
Return enemy familiars and low health allies into wagglers?
Sir?
Sir?
Mm-hmm
Oops oh shoot
Can I suck him?
Oh, I should have been able to suck him.
Like I do this.
That works.
Nice
Damn
What brand is my watch it's just a cinch on galaxy eight watch
Watch, smartwatch.
Oh!
Oh no, these are all good.
Um... Hmm.
I could get more brambles.
The only problem is I think this is the one bramble thing.
Bramble shot I think does four.
I think some of the brambles is only one.
So I don't think I want to do that.
I think I want to do booster.
Yeah.
Heavy shot would be good, but it's just too risky.
I mean, you can spend the mana better than this.
Oh no, we got fear.
See how I fear?
Yeah.
Beautiful.
Boom.
Ow.
Bye. Yeah.
I'm sorry, I sneeze myself in Spanish.
Let's see.
These only take like one damage, right?
I wonder how this would work on him.
Oh!
So that's pretty cool.
I feel like that could have gone better.
I wish it would show the targets that it selects when I move this one, that'd be really, really nice of you.
Beautiful. Okay.
Whoo! That was big.
Dang. We didn't really get any great things with him.
Maybe line shot?
Yeah, it would be line shot.
Is this the one for eight?
Eight heal?
No, this is two charisma.
Nice.
We don't really need, unfortunately we don't need Chrism on hand, we don't have anything
that's building up.
You though, we could actually, we could use it on you.
Your head and neck item effects are double.
Whoa.
Whoa.
That is a crazy fight.
That's wild.
I've not read that before.
It's Examen the Pupil.
Equal necklace.
Yeah, we dropped that beard a while ago.
I just sat and looked at it.
He definitely got the video.
The melee attacks inflict random injuries, we need to be real careful about that.
I'm one of the counterscores so badly awesome
I
The first arrow hit him back, and then subsequent arrows hit him as he- that was insane.
That was insane.
We are getting the best random synergies on this map ever.
Or on this run.
It's been like- there's been so many times where it's like, that was awesome, I can't
believe that happened.
I didn't plan for it, but it was amazing.
This has been a blessed run, I want to say.
You had so many cursed runs, I think this is a blessed run.
Oh my god.
This doesn't happen often, chat.
I hope you enjoy it.
Oh man.
Now of course I'm going to dive to the freaking new moon lord.
Right?
Oh, reduce the amount, uh, yeah, let's do it.
Let's not only do that, let's give you...
Let's give you as much as we can here, so let's take you off.
I'm gonna put that on you.
Can we get another plus mana thing?
Oh, it's just body spray.
Okay.
We can work with this.
Maybe we got a ton of boobles running.
Space help.
Whoa!
Space boosters!
Bro, look at all this stuff.
Awesome.
We're going hard mode, moonchat.
Hard mode, Moon mode.
I just realized, yeah, we can... we could have done that, kept going.
Do it.
Do it.
What the hell are these things?
Were these moonworms here the whole time?
Holy shit.
Those are really high damage.
Did I accidentally spawn these moon things?
Uh.
They can always just appear on the moon?
Dude, at least things are gonna like, destroy me.
Hmm.
We'll do that one.
Okay.
Oh, shit!
These are crazy!
Um...
Oh
Okay
You're gonna die there's still a 24
Bro, I'm how am I spotting these things I might blow it is it cuz I'm going up the rocks
What is happening something terrible is oh god
Oh, thank God. Dude, that was horrible. I have no clue what happened there. That was
insane. It just destroyed me.
Ummm...
You can jump to a tile.
Let's do that.
The Mugenics Lord heard you and is no longer a blaster on pretty much.
A laser attack.
Games plus 5 damage for the rest of the battle each time it's used.
Takes 5 damage when used.
Oh, that's rude.
Love it though, but it's rude
Okay
I
Oh hell yeah, must protect
get run.
Okay, counterspell his rock thing would be amazing.
Now, I deserve that.
I'm gonna kill my mans.
Seven HP, we got this, we got this.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
I definitely should not have gotten... I should have been much more careful about that. That
was a really bad idea. Yeah.
Because now we're going to go into the moon fight with like a very low AK guy.
I'm going to examine it.
Oh, God, he mutated.
Adds one bleed to your basic attack.
Dude, what is the item that I have to bring to the moon to raise the monolith?
Butcher's Soul?
Whoa!
Well that's cool dude.
So I kinda wanna make a, uh, what a tank warrior and put that on it and then we can get like
some fun butcher stuff on a warrior.
That's fun.
Am I playing Slay the Spire tomorrow?
Oh, to slay the Spire tomorrow, maybe.
I can be fun.
Ow.
Jeez.
I ain't never coming down
I don't wanna play
Somebody's dead
Higher than
Very well we kill each other
It's gonna be me out of here
So wait a minute. You may actually be able to work with us.
And I'll remember
Somewhere beyond the moon
Oh
We almost had it see that was almost gonna work
oh wait what what that should have worked oh that stinks that totally should
have done that okay let's see
oh 118 love it
I'm so sorry oh my god sit him so hard
Oh
We're kind of bad for this guy
Wow what a team dude, we should just save this team and do gilla team with this team
Complete the move of the beat. Perfect.
Yeah. This team is killer.
So we need to figure out what item we need to bring for whatever this is.
At the end of each round, spit at an enemy.
Oh, that's fun.
I've never seen that before.
Cool.
The Scalding Orchid?
Okay.
The Scalding Orb? Okay.
Oh my god, chat. I don't want to lose any item. They're all special and I love each of them.
You got so many good items.
I want the large meteor for sure.
Asteroid belt?
Whoa, that's amazing.
Me the beer, me the beer, dude.
So it's actually fantastic.
What the heck happened?
Alright, look more in America. Gosh, we're just...
Oh man, what a great problem to have.
What a great problem to have.
Ooh.
That was close.
Why does it sometimes it whips through like that?
I don't know how I'm doing that.
You kick too many times and it does it?
Okay, here we go.
Uh, we got a four.
Four.
Four.
Pull me a screw.
Push that in.
That's right.
It's time for hydration.
Okay.
You're going.
You're going.
That's the Inbread Room, that's right.
P-Marosa dispelled the rumors that the tainted meat found in the storage lockers behind Biggie
We use was in any way associated with this P map chain the colors pet micro trips and name tags discovered in the ground beef is purely coincidental
And all rumors are just bad rumors P mark will take legal action against anyone spreading his own rumors and takes his allegations very seriously
It's out of their item the back
That's pretty great actually.
Ones that I want to take out, I should mark differently, which we're marking them as
a series.
Ones that would actually work to take out, and other ones would just throw away.
Oh, they made a good mark, maybe.
Ooh!
Like a good brood.
Yeah, see, like...
You think you're good?
You're not so much.
Baby Jack.
Um...
No.
It's great to keep you mis-bugs.
No.
That's a really nice one.
See, when I clicked that button after being here, it should have gone right back to where it was.
That was weird.
Ah, okay.
Dude, what just happened?
Oh
Let's piss it off
Oh
Appreciate it buddy
You're a 6. You should be down here. You should be doing that. Go do things.
Thank you very much, let's, and I appreciate it, buddy.
That was, it was a lot of fun, dude. I had a great time with that. Wow, a lot of mod
He's old and tired
Hey, hey a little a little five
And not a bird at all
Okay, this room is not like a peel-stuffing, much as it can.
listeners my love for corpses and embalming fluid and cold metal tables and toe tags nose no bounds
we turn now to our man about town our man on the ground life news reporter jimmy the hammer
valentine was coming at you live from the boon county mortuary this is jimmy
And I've lost my thing.
Okay, so we got like 4 kittens, good.
Attack, Yiddick, die.
P.A.C.
Ooh.
You'd actually make a good, uh, yeah, you can find it.
There we go.
Oh, you're dead.
Where are you? You're right there.
Alright, so you got the four.
The quiet one. That's a little messed up.
Frankston. The five.
A little bit in red, that's okay.
Oh
Why was I muted?
You guys like my voice acting?
It went...
That was my...
I actually did that.
It's just my mouth was moving differently.
That was my...
Did you like it?
That's what I did.
Yeah.
Oh, the cat muted me?
Was that what it was?
Oh, no.
I guess I might should get the copy.
Awesome!
Thank you so much.
Appreciate it, buddy.
Uh, okay, so we could maybe do one more day if we want to.
Um, let's go down here.
We'll get rid of some of these guys.
Nothing burger.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna start bringing some of these guys out on a run.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Take advantage of some of these high tier guys.
How was that loopy?
Oh, let's do this too.
I'm going to go to here, here.
Yes.
Did that work?
I think that worked.
Yeah, three days.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Okay.
Oh, you got an injury.
Get out of here.
I'm not gonna send my sixes out yet they're too good oh my god we're gonna
Stats.
Okay, what's in here?
There we go.
Alright.
Dude, this is a team.
This is a freaking team.
Alright, uh, let's do...
Let's see, we'll do...
You for cleric.
You are gonna be our necromancer.
yeah you are probably gonna be our
let's make you since block is pretty good and you're gonna be more enough
let's make you a thief and we'll make you a ranger. Oh path of the mage.
I
Okay, I'll play your game
Feed it to the man in the moon toss it to alloy allies with open weapon slots to avoid taking burn three each turn
Should we try this?
Kind of want to try this
You more psychic runs dude, I love psychic we need we need to do a lot of psychic stuff. Yeah
Okay, I think we're gonna try this oh god we don't have a tank
Chat I've made a huge mistake. I've made a giant mistake
Just super giant matches
My Necro is going to tank.
My Necro just became our tank.
Okay.
The Necro is going to tank, Chad.
This is happening.
Chad, this is happening.
This is happening.
Ooh.
We got magic missile.
I love magic missile.
I wish you had the bonus I had.
Okay.
Ooh, we got Magic Missile, I love Magic Missile, I wish you had the bonus I had, I'm gonna
give you some movement, there's some Asteroids these fools, plus magic damage, hell yeah.
We got to keep the weapon slots open.
We got Frendre, Foe, and Heathens.
Oh, I love Heathens.
That is a great one.
Okay, so...
Hmm...
Don't have a lot of great ranged stuff on this guy.
Look at this for re-roll.
I'm gonna need a hat.
I'll do the two backwards.
Yeah, okay.
What did you get?
You got traps.
And bait trap.
Now this is interesting.
It says whenever one of your traps triggers game two,
a bait trap makes someone move over it.
over it so does that mean if we put this next to an enemy and they move over it I
get to look into that that might be how that works that might be awesome all
right let's do this I myself am strange enough usually I didn't see my
What did my Necro got? What did my Necro got?
You start battles with two beefy leech familiars, and teleport into a body.
Okay cool, great. These are some fun ones.
These guys.
Throw units that can reach, oh lord.
Comes back from the dead if body is not destroyed.
So we just got to make sure to do that every single time.
Wait.
I think I just did that wrong.
What'd I just do?
I think I just did that wrong.
Um.
If we're next to them, do we take fire damage?
Oh!
Applies burn 3 to units adjacent to allies that catch it.
Ew.
Interesting.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so I think he did move over it, and it did not seem like- yeah, it did not seem
That was worth and that was awesome.
Okay, that's kind of cool.
Nice dude.
Okay. Okay.
Since, as I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Kogalee is his own worst enemy in this game.
Dude, you are telling me. You are telling me.
I'm gonna get Warp for some good position in this. Love some Warp positioning.
The weather's gone crazy. Rain, snow, then lightning. Crazy weather. Oh no.
Loot the sticks.
Got a rat hat.
I want to do that so bad. I'm doing it.
Oh wait.
Okay, this is gonna be a fight.
Dude, I love our movement this round.
Oh my lord, everyone has such a great movement.
Howl!
Beautiful.
Again!
again
I like grace grace can be grace can be very fun very rg but very fun
Honestly?
I need to see if I can re-roll a cleanse on him.
I need to get a cleanse on him, since we're going to be throwing around the spire thing.
Oh, hell is this thing?
Hooks and pulls unit that end their movement in range, inflicting bleed, does a melee spin
attack that spawns meat and seeks meat pickups.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
No.
I'm gracing him with coins?
Really?
Is that how that's working?
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, we can burn enemies with it, though.
Yeah, that's fun.
Okay.
What a sport.
Maybe we really gotta get this guy some more tricks.
Uh-oh.
He's gonna do a spinnit-tap now.
So much furring.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Clearly passed down this guy unless you start there.
You can really backstab this guy unless you start there.
Boom!
Okay.
Perfect.
Alright.
Uh, let's see.
Oh, man.
This is not a good Ranger run.
Nothing fun.
Uhhhhhhhhh.
Think that gets shot or shot?
I'll say.
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my.
I think this looks like it, right?
That over there.
There's that over there.
I think it's this.
This grace is not, I thought it was giving like bonus turns and stuff, it doesn't seem
to be doing that. Or at least maybe it's just not quite as consistent as I was thinking.
Is this blocked?
Yeah, it happens.
boom
nice
what?
Weird.
There we go.
Wonderful.
Great.
Alright, we got him.
Shats.
I think we got him.
I do need to heal up my main guy.
I'm gonna put it here.
What happened with breastbreaker? Nothing was great. I had a really good time with it.
Dig up a body, it reanimates at the end of the round.
Hmm, a little summon action, okay, okay.
Interesting.
Gallon of Water.
Well, that sounds fantastic.
Let's give that to you.
Drink.
We're gonna heal the fall.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Do they block from the front?
Blocks damage from the front.
Meow.
Okay, they got two different things.
Got a bun.
There we go.
Mm-hmm.
I'll sit here, or you'll me, or I'll sit.
Brace him up a bit.
It's probably because it doesn't do damage.
It doesn't do damage.
He came to life and was immediately removed from this world.
Sad, sad little potato.
Okay.
Mayor.
Oh, then we got a next turn.
Oh, then we got a next turn.
Oh
Awesome
Okay, I'm thinking most of them
To begin lucky with that
Thanks to some other people
Oh, is it always zombies?
Let's do that.
I thought it was gonna be like a bunch of different things.
Oh god, damn.
Uh, I don't have any melee attack, shoot.
I'm trying to re-enact the escape.
Ow. Ow.
Fine! Woo! Okay.
Could you unearth the body then destroy it with the skill to gain in? Yep. Absolutely.
When you down a unit, re-animate it with 50% HP.
Did I gain in? Yep, absolutely.
When you down a unit, re-animate it with 50% HP.
Let's do spread sorrow.
Oh, Krimos, well, broken paw, that's a strafing buff.
I can think of a few better things we can get there, and a few worse.
Sure.
Sure!
Oh, wait, I did just go.
Okay.
Just finished the RE9 playlist.
That was an amazing game.
Yes!
Hard to agree, dude.
It was great.
That was great.
Okay, four.
Six.
Oh
This work yes, oh come on bro
Four six six six four come on
Three oh come on
It's actually gonna be six
I can't believe that happened.
I can't believe that happened.
We wasted so much shit trying to get that to a better number.
Okay, we went from a good run to a completely cursed run.
Yep. Okay, okay, nobody do anything.
Although you're dead anyway.
Okay, we're gonna save some of this.
But that's okay because I actually needed to go like 10 minutes ago, so we're good.
Guys, thank you so much for being here today.
We made some great progress in the same, some actual progress.
We have percentage points closer to being done.
So that is awesome. Thank you all so much for being here.
I'm out of here for now.
I should be back for a cozy this evening, potentially.
If I am, it'll probably be more of this,
probably be more of that run, actually.
I think going from there.
Should be like in about four-ish hours if I'm back.
If not, I will see you tomorrow morning at ADMAT for Rift Breakers.
Maybe we'll have the new patch tomorrow morning. That should be fun.
But regardless, we have a lot to do in that game. It's been great. So I will see you guys for that on that note
Thank you for being here. Have a great morning after your evening
Wherever you are around the globe and I will see you fine folks later for more fun games. Bye. Bye
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist. We'll be quicker that way.
Oh, these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows and love.
I see you're confused. Ignore the cloud in your mind. The villagers need your help, and the Vetrometis is no place for you to use.
It will be a difficult task, but together, you will rebuild this town.
Find a safe place and hone your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead and there will be anything.
For the Eternal Prison, there's no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison, wanderer.
From the unceasing grip of death.
Wait, what's this tiny one?
Is it like a garter leg?
Oh, there we go.
Yes!
I just got laid live on stream!
Ha-ha!
28 29 and someone just donated $25,000 who I don't know but look the total right
there says 185,000 that is bull I don't buy it that's bull where the clippers that
is bull no no no it was already past the time nope nope that was it it was
It's already past the time!
That was Twitch.
What?
That was your boss.
Twitch did that?
It's cause I talk shit about Clance.
That's what you get?
Babe!
Babe, I'm sorry, it's for a good cause!
It's for a good cause!
Probably wondering why I pulled you over.
You're going you're going 40 in a 25
So there's a fire somewhere pal
You also neglected to put your blinker on
You got somewhere you need to be in a hurry got your wife having a baby. I just realized something
We live in a world where your beard is worth 25,000
That wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you saying that which is so you're saying
parts of me are worth more than the whole.
I'm glad you picked up on that.
It's exactly what I was saying.
Oh my god.
All right.
Welcome to my park.
Here's a full view of the bathroom.
I'd like to see someone urinating, well, haha, do I have good news for you.
Whole world is shittin' on me!
Now, I'm gonna shit on all of you!
You should probably stop him.
Uh, so yeah, that's the bomb where if you shoot, it's nuked.
Wait, that one?
Wait, what?
Yep.
That's a nuke?
Oh god, yep.
Oh my god!
That's the one.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
What's that?
That is a unexploded hellbomb.
Did I just arrive to co-blowing himself up?
WHAAAAT?
That never happens. There are no clips to prove that.
There will be going in the highlight reel at the end of the month, made by Teklios.
That was wild.
Don't forget to submit your clips at co.td4s.clips to go in the highlight reel.
God it's like me after a night of drinking.
Co go back and grab your willy.
No I think Dan has my willy right now.
Yeah I got my willy over here.
Yeah.
That would have been my willy but now Dan has my willy.
Oh
I died on the ramp and dropped like 20 freaking things. Oh my god. No
No
We're gonna be okay
Oh my god, what?
That might be a little close to you guys, but if it is, it's been a pleasure serving with
you.