SLAY THE SPIRE 2 (My First StS!) - !Store - !Starforge @starforgesystems

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03-06-2026 · 4h 07m

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[00:06:30] Yo, yo, yo, how are we doing everybody?

[00:06:57] to see a welcome to another stream. And honestly, pretty frickin hyped about today because you

[00:07:04] know, I had a conversation with a subscriber last night with a long term community member.

[00:07:12] And they were like, Co dude, Slay the Spire is awesome. And you somehow missed it. Slay

[00:07:19] the Spire two is even better. If you don't play this game, you're doing a disservice

[00:07:23] to yourself and this community." And I said,

[00:07:29] Damn it, you're right. I never played Say the Spire. I always was told about how good

[00:07:37] it was. You know what? We're going to try it. For the record, I'm not done with Riftbreaker.

[00:07:44] In fact, I think Riftbreaker may make an excellent afternoon game, which I've realized is a

[00:07:48] bit ironic to say is the next like three days I don't have an afternoon game. And

[00:07:53] And then I might be out of time, but honestly, I will say this quick, quick heads up.

[00:07:56] I woke up this morning.

[00:07:57] I don't know if you guys can hear it a little bit.

[00:07:59] I woke up this morning and like the entire right side of my face was stuffed up and

[00:08:03] I was blowing some highlighter color stuff out of my nose.

[00:08:07] So if I'm not feeling significantly better by tomorrow, I am not going to subject

[00:08:15] the members of GDC to whatever I have.

[00:08:17] I refuse to be a patient zero.

[00:08:20] I refuse.

[00:08:21] I've never been a patient zero in my life.

[00:08:23] I'm not starting at 41 years old.

[00:08:25] So if I if I'm not feeling significantly better than tomorrow,

[00:08:28] I'm going to go ahead and cancel my trip.

[00:08:30] Um, it'd be one thing if I was going to like, you know, see buddies.

[00:08:32] I'm going to a con.

[00:08:33] I'm meeting lots of people that would not be that would not be cool of me to

[00:08:37] do that.

[00:08:38] So we'll, we'll see what happens.

[00:08:42] We'll see what happens.

[00:08:42] I was just talking a few days ago about how we've like actually made it

[00:08:45] like months without being sick.

[00:08:48] I tempted the gods, man.

[00:08:50] And here we are.

[00:08:51] Jesus and we just finished Resident Evil and all it's all clicking chat. It's all clicking. Okay

[00:08:59] Anyway enough about that

[00:09:01] Today is is Friday, so I'm normally off around 2 30

[00:09:04] I'm probably gonna leave a little earlier today because my kids are having this big event at school and there's a half day

[00:09:09] And all this stuff so I kind of want to go hang out with them

[00:09:12] But I do want to give a nice long girthy morning to this game and get some time

[00:09:16] Later he says I was giggling to myself and you said that I knew you were jinxing it dude

[00:09:21] I know, I know, I'm really disappointed too.

[00:09:24] I was like, this was,

[00:09:26] GDC was gonna be the first time I was meeting

[00:09:27] the Emberville team in person.

[00:09:29] So we're gonna have to like,

[00:09:30] I'm gonna have to like fly to them or something.

[00:09:32] Let's figure it out.

[00:09:33] Slay the Spire 2 is an early access.

[00:09:36] That means it's not done yet.

[00:09:37] More cards, monsters, and other content will be added,

[00:09:39] but we also need to fix issues

[00:09:41] and sure it's balanced and proofs

[00:09:42] and features here and there.

[00:09:43] Help us out by reporting any issues,

[00:09:44] providing comments through our feedback form

[00:09:46] or pressing F2 with the button in the settings menu.

[00:09:48] All right, you have a Spire to climb.

[00:09:51] You haven't met the Emberville team in person.

[00:09:56] I've met many of them in person.

[00:09:58] I met with the CEO in person before we joined up and stuff like that.

[00:10:01] But a lot of the team is international, so we don't get the opportunity to see each other

[00:10:05] in person at all.

[00:10:07] Almost ever.

[00:10:09] If I can go, that's the reason I'm going to be in town primarily.

[00:10:17] The ironclad 8080 99 gold the last soldier of the ironclad crushes foes with sword and

[00:10:24] flame against his will burning blood at the end of combat here's skill 680

[00:10:31] You know what I do want a tutorial I don't know really what I'm doing I've never played

[00:10:33] this game let's let's see what we're doing let's see what we're doing

[00:10:40] to move up the spy or pick a room to enter once you complete a room pick an adjacent

[00:10:42] room above to keep climbing

[00:10:44] Oh, start here.

[00:10:53] Defeat enemies by playing cards from your hand.

[00:10:55] Cards require energy once you're out, you end your turn.

[00:10:58] Okay.

[00:11:00] Play defensive cards to gain block.

[00:11:02] Okay.

[00:11:03] Okay.

[00:11:04] So, I have played knock on the coffin lid.

[00:11:09] This looks very similar.

[00:11:11] Awesome.

[00:11:12] Where's my energy?

[00:11:14] energy down here. Okay. Okay. Going in chat. Oh, what does this little squeaky blade mean?

[00:11:38] No more cards your discard pile right is shuffled into your deck. Okay

[00:11:46] Cool cool cool or bash is full

[00:11:50] Strike

[00:11:57] Oh nice

[00:12:02] Okay, I want to add a card to my deck I

[00:12:05] I want to get set up strike and get that gold yeah, baby

[00:12:14] Feel like we're really doing well. I feel like I'm really good at this game

[00:12:19] All right, we're gonna set up strike this guy

[00:12:23] No, we're gonna set up strike this guy. What is this purple thing mean this enemy intends to give you one status card

[00:12:28] Well that enemy sounds like a dick

[00:12:30] Let's kill him

[00:12:35] You're gonna hit for four, so I'm gonna defend.

[00:12:41] Make your deck bigger.

[00:12:42] Will you please stop commenting on the side of my deck?

[00:12:45] Okay, please stop commenting on the sides of my deck.

[00:12:47] This is, I'm not okay with this.

[00:12:49] You're making me feel subconscious.

[00:12:56] Taking meds for that.

[00:12:59] Okay, he's dead.

[00:13:01] What's my HP, 78?

[00:13:03] Man, look, okay, geez.

[00:13:04] Oh man, Zo was eyeing that top seat, and Dandy just swooped in.

[00:13:10] Dandy just swooped in.

[00:13:13] Hey, let me help you.

[00:13:18] The cat tower is now three of three.

[00:13:20] The day can continue, chat.

[00:13:21] The day can continue.

[00:13:27] The day can be good now.

[00:13:34] Okay. Slime. Draw one card exhaust.

[00:13:40] Well that stinks.

[00:13:42] Oh, okay.

[00:13:47] No, no, no. You're good.

[00:13:48] Don't worry about him.

[00:13:49] He's gonna be good.

[00:13:56] That- why does this man keep slimy me?

[00:14:04] I

[00:14:07] Power cards apply a buff to human used bus remain for the duration of a single combat

[00:14:26] You let her sleep there no

[00:14:30] Let's do in plain

[00:14:34] Oh, don't even look at her.

[00:14:35] I don't even want you to look at her.

[00:14:37] What's the question mark?

[00:14:40] Do you think it'll still be streaming two hours from now?

[00:14:42] I hope to be.

[00:14:43] Yeah.

[00:14:46] Can be hatched at a rest site.

[00:14:49] I'm doing it.

[00:14:50] I'm taking the egg chat.

[00:14:52] I'm taking the egg.

[00:14:54] Proceed.

[00:15:01] Oh, look at you.

[00:15:04] Um, we're getting too straight, boom, boom.

[00:15:18] Your attack steal 30% less damage, sir.

[00:15:22] Sir.

[00:15:23] No.

[00:15:24] I'm gonna put like a I don't like this. Oh, do you just want to play is that what it is?

[00:15:39] You just want to play right now, but don't play with her. She does not want to play with you

[00:15:43] It's a fire potion deal. What wait? What is this?

[00:15:47] Drink or throw potions during combat?

[00:15:50] Oh

[00:15:52] That's cool

[00:15:55] No

[00:15:57] Well, I'm about to push you off this cat tower so hard. Okay

[00:16:05] Let's do iron wave like that little double card there

[00:16:12] What's this merchants hi

[00:16:20] I like that card.

[00:16:27] What's this?

[00:16:34] Card removal service?

[00:16:37] Okay.

[00:16:40] Okay.

[00:16:42] You narrowly avoid stepping on a bright, sharp seed.

[00:16:45] It's unmistakable color gives away that it's a sapphire seed.

[00:16:49] Or are these incredible seeds supposed to be extinct? Legends say consumer one can greatly amplify your endurance, but what if you play it and nourish it instead?

[00:16:59] Oh

[00:17:05] Yeah

[00:17:09] Cool. Oh, there's more text. Okay, we gotta read that next time

[00:17:19] The next time Inklit loses HP, it only loses 1 HP instead.

[00:17:23] Uh-oh.

[00:17:24] Oh, so it's like a ward.

[00:17:27] Uh-oh.

[00:17:28] Uh-oh.

[00:17:29] All about to get hit hard.

[00:17:36] Yeah.

[00:17:39] Okay, let's kill you.

[00:17:46] Get a little block.

[00:17:48] start working on you you can always click back from the map to go back to the

[00:17:56] last floor really call the swordsman thank you for subbing over on YouTube

[00:18:00] buddy appreciate that man so only give us one right but I also get one for the

[00:18:09] Oh, I got one for that and one from the card. I see.

[00:18:12] I didn't do anything.

[00:18:14] Bummer.

[00:18:18] Hey, call the swordsman also gifted 10 subs on YouTube.

[00:18:21] Thank you, man.

[00:18:23] Thank you very much, brother. I really appreciate that.

[00:18:29] Okay.

[00:18:39] Add a card to your deck.

[00:18:42] Ooh, gain 8 block and draw a card.

[00:18:45] He'll throw damage to all enemies.

[00:18:48] A possible less-reached attack played this turn, I like that.

[00:18:55] Thank you, Barry.

[00:18:56] And thanks again, Kel.

[00:18:59] Okay, there's a camp up here to the left.

[00:19:03] Ooh, you open a dusty box to find a set of three elaborate wood carvings.

[00:19:08] I love wood carvings a bird a snake a torus hmm a nearby pedestal is indentations

[00:19:17] which match the bottom of the carvings which carving when you place in the

[00:19:20] pedestal

[00:19:25] ooh Toric toughness hell yeah dude it looks awesome great let's go to this

[00:19:36] camp and see if you can hatch this egg hatch oh I can only select one of the

[00:19:43] options whoa well that's cool

[00:19:55] relics found that the spire can unique bonuses and remain throughout your run

[00:19:58] like we found at treasure rooms random events and by defeating elites at the

[00:20:02] start of each combat game for plating.

[00:20:08] Okay, how cool.

[00:20:11] It's fun.

[00:20:14] Burp friend, burp friend.

[00:20:17] Oh, look at burp friend.

[00:20:18] He's with us.

[00:20:19] How cool.

[00:20:30] We're gonna do that yet.

[00:20:32] If I use a card, is it the same as like going to the discard pile?

[00:20:43] Hmm.

[00:20:55] Look at that.

[00:20:59] Bum-pum.

[00:21:02] Stop! There it is. Lovely.

[00:21:12] I'm going to bird-suit this floor. Nice. Strike. Strike. Okay.

[00:21:32] Oh

[00:21:35] Is that an elite? Oh a strength potion

[00:21:41] Whenever you play to attack this turn game three block

[00:21:50] We're getting another look at Witcher 4 during the Unreal Engine Fest in 2026 awesome. Hey, good morning Christian

[00:21:55] How you doing dude? My camera's hiding my HP. I will fix that. I'm gonna do this epic attack. Oh

[00:22:00] Oh god, is that your mom?

[00:22:09] I have made a huge mistake.

[00:22:12] Okay.

[00:22:19] I am so sorry.

[00:22:20] This guy's about to wreck me.

[00:22:23] Look at me using consumables, like a real gamer.

[00:22:30] Could have done that at the beginning, but that's okay.

[00:22:41] Okay.

[00:22:44] Boom.

[00:22:45] Gonna take the hits.

[00:22:51] Okay, okay.

[00:23:02] What does this mean?

[00:23:03] At the end of it, oh my lord, at the end of it, it's turned game one strength, what?

[00:23:11] At the start of each combat, start each combat with one strength, okay, and a block potion.

[00:23:38] Is that a plos?

[00:23:45] You pyre.

[00:23:46] Yeah, sorry mama, I'll take care of your kiddo super well.

[00:23:51] Don't worry, oh my lord, look at this guy.

[00:23:53] What is going on here?

[00:23:56] Um, we're only taking 7 damage.

[00:24:02] I'm gonna just kill this guy, because I like his face.

[00:24:09] Gonna go ahead and throw some armor on here, and prep us for next turn.

[00:24:29] Dances I hope you're well did all your fears come true about marathon. I mean not really it it did okay yesterday

[00:24:38] It did okay yesterday

[00:24:40] Which is great, so I mean well I say it did okay, but unfortunately on it didn't it didn't crest a hundred thousand players

[00:24:47] which a

[00:24:50] Hundred thousand players

[00:24:52] at 40 bucks apiece is

[00:24:55] is $4 million.

[00:25:10] And then Steam takes 30% of that.

[00:25:13] But we have to keep in mind that most players, I would argue, I don't know what the split

[00:25:17] is for Destiny, but I would argue that I know there's a really big split for console.

[00:25:23] And I mean, even if you were to say, let's assume that the consoles had four times as

[00:25:34] many players, right?

[00:25:36] Let's assume that.

[00:25:39] So let's assume the consoles, which they don't, I don't think, but let's assume they

[00:25:42] had four times as many players.

[00:25:44] That would mean that Bungie earned what, like, $16 million.

[00:25:51] I don't know, man.

[00:25:57] It's not looking great.

[00:25:58] And, well, I mean, and we also, yeah, I guess we have to, like, what I'm really interested

[00:26:03] the number, the number that I'm interested about, the interest that the number that

[00:26:07] I'm interested about is, like, how many sales do they have it?

[00:26:10] Because we have to remember we're only going off numbers of concurrent players,

[00:26:13] which means that they probably sold significantly more.

[00:26:19] So I'm wondering, also something that's really interesting.

[00:26:23] The Marathon guys asked everyone not to review the game.

[00:26:27] I read that this morning.

[00:26:29] They bungee literally sent out messages

[00:26:32] to all the review sites being like,

[00:26:33] don't review our game until the end of March.

[00:26:36] That's why there's no reviews anywhere.

[00:26:38] So, but they do have apparently a big content thing coming.

[00:26:44] So I don't know, man.

[00:26:45] I don't know.

[00:26:46] But to answer your question, it's just not for me, dude.

[00:26:48] It's not for me.

[00:26:49] Marathon isn't, marathon is not a game that was made for the types of games that I like

[00:26:53] playing.

[00:26:54] I'm an immersive gamer.

[00:26:55] I feel like marathon is more of a, like an entertainment game.

[00:26:58] Like, I don't, I don't, I can't get immersed at all in marathon.

[00:27:01] That's a personally subjective thing for me.

[00:27:04] And because of that, I can't really get into it.

[00:27:06] So that's my opinion, that doesn't mean I want the game to fail.

[00:27:11] I hope you like it and have fun in it, and I certainly don't want to see it like...

[00:27:15] Yeah, I'm nervous for Marathon because I like Bungie.

[00:27:21] I don't want Bungie to go anywhere.

[00:27:23] And looking at the Marathon stuff is just a little concerning.

[00:27:27] But no man, the short of it is just not for me, dude.

[00:27:32] Not for me.

[00:27:33] Game's not for me.

[00:27:34] that's okay. That's okay. I have a video up on my YouTube if you want to look into it a

[00:27:41] little bit more, but there's really not much you want to look into, to be honest. I'm not

[00:27:48] really giving hot takes on it, and I'm definitely not one of those people that is, that is,

[00:27:52] there's a lot of people that are being very aggressive towards Marathon. Worst game

[00:27:56] ever, game needs to die, but I am not one of those people at all. I want to see

[00:28:01] the game succeed and I want the people that are enjoying it to love it, and

[00:28:04] I hope he gets enough updates to make it awesome and that for those people to absolutely love

[00:28:08] it even more.

[00:28:11] So we'll see.

[00:28:12] We'll see.

[00:28:13] Yeah, I know.

[00:28:14] Dude, a lot of people in our community like, like, uh, like Marathon Christian with the

[00:28:18] 10 bomb.

[00:28:19] Thank you.

[00:28:20] I've been getting a lot of messages from people asking me if I'm going to play

[00:28:21] and then saying that they're personally enjoying it and stuff.

[00:28:24] So like, there's clearly, there's clearly something in there, man.

[00:28:28] Whoa.

[00:28:31] So this guy's going to summon more enemies when he dies and give me three status cards

[00:28:35] that sounds terrible.

[00:28:36] I'm just going to buff up.

[00:28:46] What are those things?

[00:28:48] That looked terrible.

[00:28:54] Ew.

[00:28:58] I should have saved that here well that worked out pretty well

[00:29:25] Okay, at the end of your turn if this is in your hand take three damage. Oh my god all the defense

[00:29:42] Do this. Oh geez, come on. Okay. One, two. Does this block? Yes, it does. Great. Perfect.

[00:29:58] Okay. It is blocked by armor. Man, I gotta get some healing or something. I'm not doing so hot

[00:30:09] right now. There we go. Every time you play three attacks in a single turn, gain four block.

[00:30:21] That's cool. Ooh. Ooh. Let's do Rampage. That looks fun. Does the new WoW expansion interest

[00:30:36] No, I'm not a wow player. I'm not a wow retail player. Yeah, I don't have the time or the will to really want to get into that game

[00:30:45] Mm-hmm game one energy for each attack in your hand, so now I have six energy

[00:30:54] Okay

[00:30:58] I should have been flamed first hold on

[00:31:00] Oh, I don't need energy for that.

[00:31:11] Is this a rogue-like or a rogue-light?

[00:31:13] I think this is a rogue-light.

[00:31:15] I'm pretty sure you gain power between rounds and unlock things between rounds.

[00:31:18] I'm not entirely sure, though.

[00:31:19] I've never played this game, so I don't know for sure.

[00:31:30] ocean. This is my very first run of this game. Oh, we can choose the mana upgrade? Oh, wow,

[00:31:40] it even has upgrades. Like, say this fire. So, or I guess say this fire has upgrades,

[00:31:43] like, SDS. Interesting. I'm gonna rest. Let's just get all of our HP back. Let's go lose to

[00:31:56] this thing. Hey Trillips, what's up man? Hey Co, with the long dark episode 5 release

[00:32:01] this month, you're still planning on doing a read of the read-ups. I think so. Yeah,

[00:32:05] I think so. I don't know when we're gonna do it and stuff, but I kind of want to a

[00:32:11] lot, so we'll see. I don't like what you're doing with that tail there buddy.

[00:32:26] Oh my god, there's a whole ass slip rate of work through what's your tail doing there big

[00:32:41] guy what's all what's your tail doing up there what you do with that tail what's going on

[00:32:49] the tail of the...

[00:33:00] Jerk.

[00:33:01] Whoa!

[00:33:04] Rude.

[00:33:13] Okay.

[00:33:19] Not bad, so it just plays all remaining mana.

[00:33:45] I like it.

[00:33:46] Oh, man, that's not good.

[00:33:52] Ooh, that's bad, that's real bad.

[00:34:00] Those wounds are rough.

[00:34:07] I have no...

[00:34:09] Oh lord.

[00:34:17] I like this smack chat.

[00:34:20] Oh!

[00:34:22] Oh!

[00:34:27] Oh lord.

[00:34:32] Okay, some good hits there.

[00:34:34] Good hitis.

[00:34:35] Good hitis.

[00:34:37] Seriously, do you think do you think bungee will get shut down after the disastrous launch? Well, we don't know if it was disasters yet

[00:34:42] We need we need to we need to wait for Sony first of all

[00:34:44] It's gonna take weeks anyway until we know anything and second of all we need to see sales not concurrent players

[00:34:49] So we don't know yet. That's the short of it. We don't know yet. It is too early to tell

[00:34:56] Too early to tell

[00:35:02] It's in the top left

[00:35:04] You still can't see your HP. Oh, yeah, my HP's in the very top left if you want to see that. It's also under my character. Here you go

[00:35:13] But it's also in the top left. How's that? Is that better? There we go. First swoop!

[00:35:25] Dude, I need more attack, oh my lord.

[00:35:31] Am I dead?

[00:35:34] No, we killed him. Yeah, there we go.

[00:35:39] Beautiful.

[00:35:42] Demon form.

[00:35:49] Oh, applause, please.

[00:35:53] Demon form. This is fun.

[00:35:57] You need less cards, do I?

[00:35:59] I thought I was playing a tutorial.

[00:36:01] This feels like a whole ass level.

[00:36:05] What is this?

[00:36:08] What can Tez Katara do for you?

[00:36:16] Remove four cards. Oh

[00:36:21] Wait a second

[00:36:24] Wait a second. Where's my deck? You're saying all that stuff is oh no no no the wounds and stuff don't stay in the card

[00:36:29] I

[00:36:30] I don't mind, I feel like I'm on deck's okay.

[00:36:34] I'm not, I'm not, I'm not sad about my deck.

[00:36:37] I'm gonna upgrade him.

[00:36:46] Okay.

[00:36:51] Hmm.

[00:36:56] Upgrade you.

[00:37:00] Hmm be proud of that deck. I am

[00:37:09] Degler says as of March 3rd, there were 250k sales for Marathon so before it even came out there were 250k sales

[00:37:16] See that's pretty good. That's that's that seems that seems workable

[00:37:23] I

[00:37:25] I want you you I'm gonna upgrade my my big cards my scary cards. Yeah, let's do that

[00:37:32] Let's upgrade those

[00:37:36] Okay

[00:37:41] I ever played nine kings everything I don't think so

[00:37:46] Reviews aren't reliable they could be paid reviews dude the whole the whole situation has been

[00:37:51] Weird with marathon to say the least

[00:37:55] I feel like there was a huge amount of Astro Turfing going on with that game.

[00:38:03] So I honestly don't even know what to think in a lot of ways.

[00:38:07] We're about to get smashed.

[00:38:21] What's Astro Turfing mean?

[00:38:23] It means that when people promote things that may not necessarily have any actual investment

[00:38:31] in the product.

[00:38:33] So it's basically, I think there was a lot, I think there was a campaign, I'm going to

[00:38:42] be real.

[00:38:43] I think there was a campaign put together after the horrible play test at the end of last

[00:38:48] year to help with Marathon's image. And I noticed, I've been doing this a long time.

[00:38:57] And I've noticed that between the not so hype play test and release, there was this explosion

[00:39:05] of popular promotion of the game out of no way. There was no reason for it. And it

[00:39:12] didn't like like it was very strange and um I think part of part of Bungie's marketing was

[00:39:18] you know like it or hate it I think part of it was to get people out there to form the foundation

[00:39:23] of like a grassroots movement yeah so I think they I think they flooded the reddit the reddit

[00:39:30] the reddit just had paragraphs and paragraphs of people and they would all start the same way

[00:39:35] it would all be like I wasn't into marathon in the first two paragraphs and then there would

[00:39:40] be a line like and then it got me and then it hooked me and then and then my eyes were

[00:39:47] opened and then it's just like three to five paragraphs of praise in the game and dude by

[00:39:51] the 20th time I saw that I was like bro the game's not even out like come on man like

[00:39:59] like you can't you can't go through these evolutions of takes when there's nothing

[00:40:03] to evolve on like it was it was just really weird so and I noticed that over and over

[00:40:08] over and over and over where I would look so but I will say this I will say this I will say this

[00:40:13] I think that existed and in parallel it also a good marketing campaign that helped the image

[00:40:19] also existed so I think that there I think it was both to be honest I think it was both but um

[00:40:26] because obviously there's a game there that people are enjoying playing I'm not hating on the

[00:40:28] game I'm just saying like from from the outside there was there was some weirdness there was

[00:40:32] some real weirdness. Yeah. Some very strange, um, public perception manipulations between

[00:40:42] last year and this year.

[00:40:43] Mm-hmm.

[00:40:44] Let's do this one.

[00:40:55] Most of the Steam reviews are the same? Yeah, I don't know, man. It's, it's, it's, again,

[00:40:58] this is not, not something you can ever prove. I'm just saying what I'm seeing.

[00:41:01] I'm not saying there's some nefarious back-end thing.

[00:41:03] It's just something, something is weird.

[00:41:05] Hell, it could be one fan.

[00:41:08] It's like viewbotting on Twitch, right?

[00:41:09] It may, Bungie might not even be involved.

[00:41:11] Maybe it's just one super fan that's decided

[00:41:13] I want this game to succeed.

[00:41:14] So they start Astro-Turpy in the hell out of it

[00:41:16] everywhere.

[00:41:17] That's happened before.

[00:41:19] That has happened before.

[00:41:21] Oh man, I'm gonna use all my block

[00:41:23] and I have nothing to do.

[00:41:25] Literally one guy, yeah, yeah.

[00:41:28] Literally one guy.

[00:41:31] So we're going to take a ton of damages turn.

[00:41:37] Can I kill them?

[00:41:39] I've got five energy to work with.

[00:41:45] They only take nine damage.

[00:41:49] Okay, let's do this.

[00:41:54] This.

[00:41:55] This.

[00:41:56] And we're good.

[00:41:59] Great.

[00:42:00] Isn't Astroturfing what Jeff did to High Guard?

[00:42:04] No.

[00:42:05] No, not at all.

[00:42:07] And that's because I think Jeff fundamentally felt that High Guard was an awesome game.

[00:42:14] And the reason I think that is because when Jeff played the game, he was playing it in

[00:42:19] a perfect environment with everyone who knew how to play.

[00:42:23] If there were any questions or devs nearby to ask, there were devs playing with him.

[00:42:28] So I think Jeff played High Guard in a perfect environment and in that environment, I bet it

[00:42:33] was pretty cool.

[00:42:35] I bet it was pretty awesome when everyone knew what they were doing and everyone was hyped

[00:42:38] about it and I bet it was pretty cool.

[00:42:42] Unfortunately that's not what the game was.

[00:42:46] So Jeff did an astroturf.

[00:42:48] Jeff legit promoted High Guard because for him it seemed like an awesome game.

[00:42:53] Unfortunately it was not.

[00:42:55] It was not a game for public consumption.

[00:42:57] That's the problem.

[00:42:58] High Guard was a decent game if everyone knew what they were playing.

[00:43:01] But the game didn't do a good enough job of explaining that.

[00:43:03] It didn't do a good enough job of bringing in people that didn't know how to play.

[00:43:07] It failed in so many other ways than Jeff promoting it.

[00:43:11] And the big thing that I'll say that I feel like people really need to realize,

[00:43:15] the type of promotion that Jeff gave to High Guard, any company would pay for with

[00:43:21] unlimited funds.

[00:43:23] Like that, like to get that many eyes on your game, if your game is even partially decent,

[00:43:29] it's going to be a success.

[00:43:31] So the fact that this happened, if there was a good game in High Guard that people wanted

[00:43:37] to play, then it would be flourishing right now.

[00:43:40] It would be flourishing because of how many people looked at it on that first day.

[00:43:46] So yeah, like it's so weird to me when people say like Jeff killed High Guard, I'm

[00:43:50] like, dude, High Guard killed High Guard, dude.

[00:43:53] It's not you can say Jeff did it, but honestly it no

[00:44:01] So who's Jeff we're talking about Jeff Keely, he's the guy that leads the game awards and

[00:44:09] Yeah, he had an interesting situation an interesting situation with with the high guard release

[00:44:19] Dude

[00:44:21] How much gold do I have?

[00:44:23] Um...

[00:44:27] Oh man.

[00:44:29] See, I don't know what cards to get that are good.

[00:44:34] These Queens Rolls are crazy. They all look good. Yeah, I mean, I like all these.

[00:44:38] I'm gonna get the tenths. I feel like that's gonna give me a bunch of bonuses.

[00:44:44] Yeah, I don't really know enough about the game to be comfortable with too much other stuff.

[00:44:51] Is this coach first time playing dude? This is not only my first time playing this game

[00:44:55] This is my first time playing any slay the spire. I've never played slay the spire

[00:44:59] So yeah, but funny enough now that I'm playing this I'm seeing how influential slay the spire has been all a bunch of other games

[00:45:05] I've played

[00:45:07] Which is kind of fun

[00:45:10] What is this

[00:45:13] If bullbugs rock attacks are fully blocked it becomes stunned if team

[00:45:21] Oh.

[00:45:31] That's going to hurt, man.

[00:45:32] That's going to hurt a lot.

[00:45:37] OK, he's done.

[00:45:38] I'm going to get hit for seven.

[00:45:42] Hmm.

[00:45:43] Okay, that guy's dead.

[00:45:52] Cool.

[00:45:56] Have a good one, Midori Bushi.

[00:45:57] See you bud.

[00:45:58] Okay, bird swoop.

[00:46:00] Man page.

[00:46:03] And I should have been claimed I would have killed him.

[00:46:09] And instead I'm going to take 5, no, 10 damage.

[00:46:13] So apparently I'm bad at this game

[00:46:17] Good talk great talk

[00:46:26] Liquid bronze three thorns, okay, I know what thorns are

[00:46:33] I'll take deal five damage twice

[00:46:36] All right, we need to go where campsites are because we have some very cool campsite stuff. So we're gonna go this way

[00:46:42] How many players does this have people in chat were saying that there's like what 400,000

[00:46:50] players for this right now is that true?

[00:46:54] And if so, oh my gourd Yeah, 400,000 players right now man, GG

[00:47:05] to the devs dude.

[00:47:07] It's so awesome.

[00:47:08] That is so awesome.

[00:47:11] I love that.

[00:47:19] Minions abandon combat without their leader, and this hatches after one turn.

[00:47:27] Okay, so I feel like we should kill these.

[00:47:33] I'm not gonna use that.

[00:47:35] Um...

[00:47:38] And I'm about to get wrecked

[00:47:53] Oh look, it's a little cutie

[00:47:56] Okay

[00:48:04] Let's go take the big kid

[00:48:08] If this does 9 damage and it's vulnerable 2 it's going to do 11, 13.

[00:48:37] We gotta start damaging this thing.

[00:48:42] Why can I use this for zero energy?

[00:48:47] Oh.

[00:48:51] Just as he said, hey, code-deceited bungees,

[00:48:52] ask reviewers not to release reviews

[00:48:53] until the new maps come out in later March.

[00:48:55] I did.

[00:48:57] Yup.

[00:49:00] I did.

[00:49:01] It makes me very curious why they rushed it out the door

[00:49:04] in early March

[00:49:05] if they needed until late March to finish it.

[00:49:09] That's a little weird the more I think about it.

[00:49:11] It's really weird.

[00:49:19] Um, just demon form.

[00:49:23] This guy's about to hit for 24.

[00:49:26] Dude.

[00:49:31] It's because people have bought it

[00:49:32] and by then they can't refund it.

[00:49:35] I don't think it's that nefarious. I don't buy that

[00:49:43] I mean, I think maybe it would be more of a release date marketing fail than anything

[00:49:54] Oh, I should have stomped him

[00:50:05] Yeah, I wonder if it was a deadline thing, but still it seems like since they already

[00:50:08] delayed Marathon by so long that they would have done it again, but at least until the

[00:50:13] end of the month.

[00:50:14] I don't know.

[00:50:15] I don't know.

[00:50:16] Kind of just a weird situation.

[00:50:17] He's going to do a summons.

[00:50:18] We just want to lay into him.

[00:50:19] Let's do this first for the screen.

[00:50:20] All right.

[00:50:21] Beautiful.

[00:50:22] There we go.

[00:50:23] Beautiful.

[00:50:25] There we go.

[00:50:30] Oh, interesting.

[00:50:36] Interesting.

[00:50:37] Razor Red says, my reading of the situation was supposed to be released back in September

[00:50:40] and they thought about what they were releasing in Season 1 content alongside the base game

[00:50:44] and they wanted to get that done before reviews.

[00:50:46] Yeah, I wonder if the stuff coming out at the end of March was supposed to be like

[00:50:50] The months later update to the game originally

[00:50:53] But because they delayed it

[00:50:55] No, it's just coming a lot sooner. Maybe yeah, who knows?

[00:50:58] I mean, I feel like it's one of those situations we can speculate until the end of the day

[00:51:01] But we're never gonna know because it's a Sony company and they never really talk about it unless someone comes out about it

[00:51:06] Oh battle. Yeah, I like battle pants

[00:51:09] or battle pants

[00:51:11] Did you see the mind's eye guys are blaming espionage and corporate sabotage on their issues. I saw that dude

[00:51:17] Dude, I tell ya, I feel like those guys are living in their own little world.

[00:51:24] Awakens upon taking turns or losing HP three times.

[00:51:31] Oh, this guy does not look fun.

[00:51:33] Okay.

[00:51:35] None of these guys look fun.

[00:51:38] Um.

[00:51:48] Okay.

[00:51:59] Hmm.

[00:52:02] Go ahead and do that.

[00:52:08] Okay.

[00:52:09] Hey, warp for somebody.

[00:52:15] Ko, that's a huge deck.

[00:52:20] Thanks, bud.

[00:52:22] Really appreciate that, man.

[00:52:23] Thank you.

[00:52:24] Very nice of you to say.

[00:52:25] Uh, okay, game two, three.

[00:52:26] There.

[00:52:27] Okay.

[00:52:28] Okay.

[00:52:30] There

[00:52:46] That's a big boy beetle why you so big beetle more cards oh

[00:52:53] Oh, no, it uses it even though I thought since it let me use it, it's gonna let me get around

[00:52:59] I guess.

[00:53:00] I suppose it's about to casually hit me for 16.

[00:53:08] Ow, bro.

[00:53:12] Oh, God.

[00:53:14] Does he just like keep getting stronger?

[00:53:17] I don't know.

[00:53:22] I'm a little confused is there a reason to like like is there any difference between

[00:53:35] me hitting intern right now or playing the card and hitting intern it goes into my deck

[00:53:44] regardless right oh there is no difference okay okay I think that that's my confusion

[00:53:50] Okay, cool.

[00:53:52] Thank you.

[00:53:58] Man, we're not doing so hot.

[00:54:00] It's a duplicator.

[00:54:02] Your next card is played an extra time.

[00:54:04] That's cool.

[00:54:08] I have like no heals.

[00:54:13] Hmm.

[00:54:18] Okay.

[00:54:20] Rest. Awesome. Smith.

[00:54:27] Ummm.

[00:54:34] Oh, it lowers the cost.

[00:54:41] Oh it lowers the cost.

[00:54:48] Dude.

[00:54:51] Let's do that.

[00:54:58] Oh I don't have a lot of money.

[00:55:05] Let's get the stratagem, looks cool.

[00:55:19] Like stratagem.

[00:55:26] At the end of your turn, gain one block for each card in your hand.

[00:55:29] Oh, now I have a reason not to spend cards randomly.

[00:55:32] Okay.

[00:55:42] Hmm.

[00:55:57] Hmm.

[00:56:02] Oh, this costs zero.

[00:56:06] Ooh, that could be good.

[00:56:10] There are only a few human cards in STS-1. Yeah, all right on man.

[00:56:15] Uh, Pax 12.

[00:56:16] With Twitch Prime, the only difference would be if you had an artifact that did something if using certain cards or card amount.

[00:56:23] Hmm.

[00:56:24] Okay.

[00:56:26] Thank you.

[00:56:28] Let's do a stomp upgrade.

[00:56:30] I think that's gonna be the most raw damage we can get out of it.

[00:56:35] Um, let's go this way.

[00:56:38] Oh god, look at the size of you, dude.

[00:56:43] I only have one strike.

[00:57:02] What are you doing?

[00:57:03] This enemy intends to use a buff, okay.

[00:57:16] Taking city is for somebody.

[00:57:23] Attacking for 23.

[00:57:30] Damn, I was hitting like a truck, truck, truck, I was like, what, what, what, okay,

[00:57:41] um, let's do, dang dude, this is not good, this guy's wrecking us, towards,

[00:57:56] Armament. Beautiful. Back to fight. Beautiful. Clean strikes. Strike. Dom. Okay. Son of a

[00:58:22] biscuit more armaments self-help book on the floor lies a tome top three ways to

[00:58:44] conquer the spire the book is encrusted with blood so you find this manuscript

[00:58:47] highly suspicious. Will you read it? Sharp to block to or swift to do sharp to stop. Okay.

[00:59:07] What is reading? Oh, I have no idea. Jack keeps telling me about it. I have no clue what

[00:59:10] it means let's do this great stratagem and let's start with fire

[00:59:24] oh a tender whoa

[00:59:35] well like that

[00:59:40] Alright, man. Be there.

[00:59:47] Oh, it's only that time.

[00:59:50] Okay, good. Good. Very good.

[01:00:01] Drought season is so three minutes ago. Now it's about the flood. What a time.

[01:00:10] Wait, how long does this last?

[01:00:14] Wait, maybe I didn't read this right.

[01:00:17] Now it's three turns?

[01:00:19] Oh no.

[01:00:22] No, now does this just stay on me forever?

[01:00:30] Oh, oh, this is terrible.

[01:00:34] Oh, I've made a huge mistake.

[01:00:38] I didn't realize it was a permanent debuff.

[01:00:47] I can save scum in this game like in my dumb cat game, right?

[01:00:51] Right?

[01:00:52] Right, cat?

[01:00:53] Hi chat.

[01:00:54] Oh my god, we're so close.

[01:01:18] Okay.

[01:01:24] Not looking good, Chat.

[01:01:28] Ooh.

[01:01:31] That looks good.

[01:01:33] Uh, lurk stuff.

[01:01:48] Enhanced Edition, Neverwinter Nights, Complete Adventures, and more.

[01:01:53] I did play if a mod can make sure this is seen for the community.

[01:01:57] That is amazing!

[01:01:59] That is such a good deal.

[01:02:03] Oh, that is awesome.

[01:02:07] Yeah, that's really cool.

[01:02:09] Now, if you are at all an RPG guy, you should look into that bundle.

[01:02:12] That's a lot of game. It is. That's a lot of game.

[01:02:15] Hundreds of hours hundreds of hours afraid you oh my god the insatiable adding six status

[01:02:35] cards bro six my man go down in four turns you will be eaten and died

[01:03:05] Ha ha ha ha!

[01:03:29] Okay

[01:03:31] He's hitting for 28, bro.

[01:03:55] For once, you really need to read?

[01:03:56] No, I don't believe in reads, reading.

[01:03:58] All right, you guys know this, you don't need to act like this is new.

[01:04:16] Let him eat you, it'll be fine. Oh yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine.

[01:04:28] Nice.

[01:04:35] Yeah.

[01:04:44] Ow.

[01:04:51] Ow.

[01:05:08] Okay, we're almost good on the defense.

[01:05:21] Where or what is Humble Bundle?

[01:05:30] If you go to this website, that is the Humble Bundle.

[01:05:32] And let's wave underscore white.

[01:05:36] Yep, Humble Bundle dot com.

[01:05:39] Dude, this is going to be a 30 hit.

[01:05:48] Oh, this is fine. This is fine. We're fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. This

[01:06:01] This is fine.

[01:06:02] Yeah, this is fine.

[01:06:08] Okay.

[01:06:13] Okay.

[01:06:19] Okay, my god

[01:06:33] It's about in Bogdan only recently found you on which I have become addicted to both live and old co-streams

[01:06:40] I have found several games that I wanted to play through your streams

[01:06:44] Keep up the good work. Thank you, dude. Thank you very much. I appreciate that

[01:06:49] Thank you. Thank you. Very nice to see you.

[01:06:52] Oh.

[01:06:56] Oh.

[01:06:58] Interesting.

[01:07:00] Okay.

[01:07:02] Act three glory.

[01:07:04] Dude, I'm so dead.

[01:07:07] I haven't had a visitor in a millennia. You're looking quite drab.

[01:07:10] Here, let's find something delightful for you to wear.

[01:07:19] I kind of want a poppy osus you met a man on the Oregon Trail his name is Terry you

[01:07:35] laugh and tell him that's a girl name Terry shoots you you have died of

[01:07:40] dysentery good like that you made it to actor in your first run so this is my

[01:07:47] first run of any say the spire game I don't really know what I'm doing but it

[01:07:50] seems to be going okay yeah we seem to be going okay we get 999 gold now we

[01:07:59] just need to make it to a store can I live to a store oh my god what are these

[01:08:05] whenever scroll of biting deals unblocked attack damage to you you

[01:08:09] lose two max HP

[01:08:17] Uh...

[01:08:19] Oh.

[01:08:25] Um...

[01:08:28] Huh.

[01:08:43] Okay.

[01:08:44] I think we're okay.

[01:08:54] Yeah, we're good, good.

[01:08:57] I was really not looking at the numbers.

[01:09:02] I'm looking at all the numbers.

[01:09:04] I don't know, we're good, we're good.

[01:09:11] Um...

[01:09:38] Great! Okay.

[01:09:40] Woo!

[01:09:44] And a block potion, nice.

[01:09:54] Hey store!

[01:09:56] At the start of your second turn, gain 14 block. Okay. At the start of each combat, apply one vulnerable to all enemies. Okay.

[01:10:04] Upon pickup, enchant an attack with five momentum.

[01:10:08] Okay.

[01:10:10] Increase the cards attack damage by five this combat when played

[01:10:18] Yeah

[01:10:22] Game 50 block

[01:10:26] Um, oh, I don't know about that

[01:10:31] Like that

[01:10:33] I don't know if I'm going to use it though, I don't know if I'm going to use it, we'll

[01:10:44] see.

[01:10:46] Okay, we just spent all of our money.

[01:10:56] Let's do it live.

[01:11:00] an endless sea of corpses you find a mad scientist scavenging for various scraps

[01:11:03] yes hi hello you look like a people fighter need a tester for my next

[01:11:06] atrocity device how about it I want to make an attack that makes it so whenever

[01:11:18] I play a card the enemy loses six HP well that's kind of cool alright since we

[01:11:26] We have our camp thing. Let's go to the left.

[01:11:32] Oh lord, what is this?

[01:11:35] You've got a mini-gun, bro?

[01:11:38] At the start of the player's turn, Turret Operator gets 25 block.

[01:11:44] Whoa.

[01:11:56] Oh, he doesn't have it at the beginning.

[01:12:01] Oh, interesting.

[01:12:02] I should have played this first.

[01:12:04] Okay.

[01:12:05] I'll remember that for next time.

[01:12:06] I'm doing the game, but we're doing it live.

[01:12:08] Let's go.

[01:12:09] Oh, I'm so dead, Chad.

[01:12:15] I've made a huge mistake.

[01:12:17] Chad, what was I thinking?

[01:12:22] Routine cards are not discarded at the end of turn

[01:12:32] I feel through 25 block now

[01:12:40] Hmm oh this is the turret operator. Oh

[01:12:46] Okay, so he is the living shield I see I

[01:12:51] I see.

[01:13:00] Does that only apply if the current hand is empty or the next time my hand is empty?

[01:13:07] What the sake?

[01:13:10] Oh, my place is still hiding my buffs on me?

[01:13:13] I'll hear about.

[01:13:15] Now you can see right under my cap.

[01:13:21] I should have upgraded first, that's fine.

[01:13:32] Heard sweep!

[01:13:39] Nice!

[01:13:41] Oh, I can't take a dex potion.

[01:13:45] We gotta use our potion.

[01:13:47] We didn't even need to rest.

[01:13:57] That's great.

[01:13:58] I want to upgrade Mad Scientist.

[01:14:02] What is innate?

[01:14:04] Oh hell yeah.

[01:14:07] Awesome.

[01:14:13] When killed, a new axe spot is summoned to its place.

[01:14:20] Hmm?

[01:14:25] Well, that's rude.

[01:14:32] Huh.

[01:14:35] Huh

[01:14:46] Okay

[01:14:55] Let's do setup straight first

[01:14:59] Then grapple

[01:15:01] Strike him.

[01:15:03] I'm going to fire.

[01:15:05] Oh, I should.

[01:15:07] Maybe I should.

[01:15:09] No, no, no, let's have one at the door.

[01:15:11] That's fine.

[01:15:13] Okay.

[01:15:15] That works.

[01:15:17] Get that out of there.

[01:15:31] Okay, last one there.

[01:15:41] No one's attacking, we're just going to wake up.

[01:15:47] Okay.

[01:15:48] Okay.

[01:15:50] Okay.

[01:16:10] Okay.

[01:16:12] Trying to balance the ones that aren't attacking.

[01:16:16] So we can hopefully actually get some stuff in here.

[01:16:27] Mm-hmm.

[01:16:29] Mm-hmm.

[01:16:31] Mm-hmm.

[01:16:33] Mm-hmm.

[01:16:36] Mm-hmm.

[01:16:38] Okay.

[01:16:46] Hey, beautiful, beautiful, um, sword boomerang, okay.

[01:17:05] Whenever an enemy dies, gain energy and draw a card.

[01:17:28] The lost and the forgotten.

[01:17:32] Interesting.

[01:17:34] Okay, now they're attacking.

[01:18:02] Hmm.

[01:18:18] Great.

[01:18:21] Okay.

[01:18:32] Okay, good, good, good, good.

[01:18:54] His co-sponsor to play the new PE1 Mirage League this afternoon.

[01:18:58] Two ways out, I'm going to be totally honest with you.

[01:19:00] Because of about a year, I no longer take sponsored streams for Path of Exile 1.

[01:19:12] I really liked Path of Exile 1, but to put it bluntly, when 2 came out, it did things

[01:19:18] to 1 for me.

[01:19:19] Yeah, I have a hard time playing PE1, I just like 2 so much better.

[01:19:23] totally subjective but that's just where I am. Yeah.

[01:19:33] So.

[01:19:40] I like more rampage.

[01:19:42] Oh.

[01:19:47] Truck it off seems incredible.

[01:19:48] What's under the hat my thinning hair?

[01:19:54] Yep.

[01:19:55] Dude, we do not need like any more rest.

[01:19:59] This is cool.

[01:20:00] I'm going to update bird swoop, I think, just because I like that so much.

[01:20:05] Although maybe we have four times.

[01:20:11] What does the gambit upgrade do?

[01:20:33] More block.

[01:20:34] Let's do that.

[01:20:35] sure you're hitting for 29 and turn one dude stop it you jerk

[01:20:51] I should have done Iron Wave.

[01:20:58] Quick, quick, drink it.

[01:21:03] Oh.

[01:21:04] Play the top three cards of your dropout.

[01:21:08] Go.

[01:21:09] Whoa!

[01:21:10] That was awesome.

[01:21:15] Whoa.

[01:21:16] That was actually fantastic.

[01:21:20] Play the top X cards of your draw pile.

[01:21:27] Yes.

[01:21:30] Okay.

[01:21:33] Uh, should I play the gambit?

[01:21:40] No, not yet.

[01:21:42] I'm gonna save that.

[01:21:44] I'm gonna use the gambit.

[01:21:46] It's basically like a heal if I'm low on health.

[01:21:49] on health. And then it's kind of like the last ditch effort anyway? How is the fishing

[01:21:56] better at this game than I am? Oh please, this is my first time dude. I'm learning.

[01:22:00] I'm not better at you than the game. I'm getting lucky and learning.

[01:22:04] Ummm...

[01:22:07] You're hitting for... god, 36? Sir, slow down. Jesus.

[01:22:19] Okay.

[01:22:26] Ow.

[01:22:33] 27.

[01:22:40] 27 things are going so well but this guy is just kind of overwhelming us a bit oh no does

[01:23:00] Does that mean death?

[01:23:01] Oh no.

[01:23:02] God, I think I'm dead.

[01:23:10] Oh!

[01:23:11] I mean, I still think I'm dead.

[01:23:24] But yeah.

[01:23:25] Oh my god.

[01:23:34] YES!

[01:23:35] That's right!

[01:23:36] Get out of your jerk face!

[01:23:39] Let's start your second turn, game two energy.

[01:23:42] Cool.

[01:23:43] And add a card to our deck.

[01:23:44] More Rampage.

[01:23:45] Arrange.

[01:23:46] Yes, thank you.

[01:23:47] Applause, please!

[01:23:49] I have like no money.

[01:23:51] Buddy.

[01:23:53] Hand of Greed?

[01:23:57] It's a production, I like that.

[01:23:59] And 12 Blocks.

[01:24:02] Okay.

[01:24:04] You sample the fragrant one, a small woody mushroom, and a delicate scent of shellfish.

[01:24:22] A burst of energy spurs you to run, jump, and rigorously train, and a sudden stabbing

[01:24:26] pain hits you as a living fungi struggles within you during its brief, final moments.

[01:24:31] Okay, well we're dead.

[01:24:36] Um.

[01:24:37] Ooh.

[01:24:38] Hey, we made it to Act 3 on our first time.

[01:24:47] I'm happy with that.

[01:24:50] I'm happy with that.

[01:24:52] Uh, okay.

[01:24:57] Affliction on your cards.

[01:25:05] I thought I was supposed to draw a card.

[01:25:12] Oh, I can't draw any more cards if I- Okay.

[01:25:15] I should have done this first.

[01:25:17] That's okay.

[01:25:19] Okay.

[01:25:21] We're good for that.

[01:25:27] Chains of binding.

[01:25:34] I don't know what that is, but I don't like it.

[01:25:38] I mean, I can't use it.

[01:25:42] What is bounding?

[01:25:45] Only one bound card can be played each turn.

[01:25:50] Interesting.

[01:25:53] Oh, wow, and there were three bound cards.

[01:26:00] Damn.

[01:26:01] Let's get more energy first to convert to block.

[01:26:16] Okay, play.

[01:26:20] Play oh dude. There's so many bound cards. Oh

[01:26:26] My god, dude

[01:26:30] This is we're getting wrecked

[01:26:44] The gambit chat we're doing the gambit this is happening

[01:26:50] Dude, unfortunately this bound thing is basically the one thing that could have wrecked us, because

[01:26:57] I have all this mana, but I can't use it every turn.

[01:27:02] So like, we're just getting wrecked.

[01:27:07] Damn.

[01:27:12] I have three armor left, y'all.

[01:27:25] Oh no.

[01:27:27] Yeah, it's been a good run.

[01:27:31] You know what?

[01:27:32] I'm pretty glad.

[01:27:33] Get a decent first run.

[01:27:36] Okay!

[01:27:37] Ugh!

[01:27:38] Destroy!

[01:27:39] Andy, that was pretty bad, wasn't it? Yeah, it was pretty bad. I got it right.

[01:27:49] Cool. Unlock.

[01:27:59] And the timeline reveal epics to unlock cards relics and more

[01:28:13] Mother of resurrection now awakened from her slumber now will now greet you at the start of each run

[01:28:29] News of the Spires, your opening made its way to the Silent.

[01:28:34] She ferries a boat to the capital.

[01:28:37] The Silent sneaks past Gateward with ease and enters the Spire once more.

[01:28:40] Oh, a new character!

[01:28:44] Cool.

[01:28:46] The Ironclad, a warrior from a faraway land, entered the Spire, driven by pure instinct

[01:28:56] The Curse of Bloody has lost all reason and identity, all who prevent his Ascent Shop Parish.

[01:29:03] Cool.

[01:29:10] The Ironclad's Strength surges, the flames of the demonic pack, forced through his blood.

[01:29:14] Puts and bruises heal rapidly.

[01:29:16] The Valley Guard are keyed into the Desert Tribe are burned to a crisp, Windwalker smashed

[01:29:19] to the ground and even a familiar horde of aggressive Bronzeclad warriors is set

[01:29:22] ablaze with the exciting new flames.

[01:29:24] All the ironclad's enemies are shown no mercy.

[01:29:26] All the ironclad's ironclad?

[01:29:27] Where is everyone?

[01:29:29] The following relics will appear in future runs.

[01:29:33] Oh.

[01:29:35] Cool.

[01:29:37] Okay, some good new stuff there.

[01:29:42] What's over here?

[01:29:44] Creeon?

[01:29:46] Avoid of nothingness, but then the world came into existence.

[01:29:50] A planet named Creeon.

[01:29:53] Transform cards become a random part of Annie Raring.

[01:30:00] They have tons of unlocks.

[01:30:06] My lord.

[01:30:08] I like that if you mouse over them it tells you exactly what you need to do.

[01:30:14] Cool.

[01:30:19] Cool. Okay. Again! Let's try this silent.

[01:30:33] There's 426,000 players in this game now, dude. Congrats to the daps, man. That's so

[01:30:43] So cool.

[01:30:44] Uh, oh.

[01:30:49] Game run one card reward at the tier one random potion.

[01:30:53] What does dexterity do?

[01:30:58] Improves block gain from cards.

[01:31:01] Sly, if this card is discarded from your hand before the end of your turn, play it

[01:31:06] for free.

[01:31:08] Okay.

[01:31:10] We have 99 gold and a silver eight one.

[01:31:21] Let's go to, passing the left looks very straight.

[01:31:26] Let's go to the right.

[01:31:33] Okay.

[01:31:38] Point.

[01:31:45] Deal three damage and apply one wheat.

[01:31:54] That's cool.

[01:31:59] Okay.

[01:32:12] Hmm...

[01:32:17] Not that we need to, but okay.

[01:32:23] Ooh.

[01:32:24] Perfect.

[01:32:36] Heal 7 damage, add one shiv into your hand.

[01:32:40] Oh, dagger spray, let's get some AOL.

[01:32:47] Uh, Kamihanta.

[01:32:49] How do you think the game presents itself for new players?

[01:32:53] Do you think it's easy to learn, understand?

[01:32:56] Really hard to see people with no knowledge of STS whatsoever, so would be cool to get

[01:33:00] a fresh perspective.

[01:33:01] Uh, you know it's a little hard for me to tell because I've, I mean so many games

[01:33:05] were influenced by Slade Aspire that I've played that I kind of already know what I'm

[01:33:12] I'm doing without knowing exactly what I'm doing, so...

[01:33:25] Uh, okay.

[01:33:28] Hmm...

[01:33:31] You have four damage coming in.

[01:33:42] Okay.

[01:33:47] Yeah, knock on the coffin lid.

[01:33:48] I put a ton of time into that game,

[01:33:50] and it's very, very similar at the end of the day.

[01:33:52] So.

[01:33:55] Mm-hmm.

[01:34:05] Mm-hmm.

[01:34:12] Okay, we need more energy.

[01:34:23] How many runs so far?

[01:34:26] This is my second run.

[01:34:27] Second run with a new character.

[01:34:30] Thanks.

[01:34:32] Thanks.

[01:34:37] Ooh, blur sounds handy.

[01:34:50] Uh, let's do... do you want to go after an elite?

[01:34:54] Oh, I think so.

[01:34:57] I'm gonna need more fun stuff first. Let's go up this way.

[01:35:03] Upon trudging through a thick underbrush and make it into a clearing, you're hit with an unplaceable nostalgia.

[01:35:08] It makes a floral sense, put your decay in something else entirely.

[01:35:11] The scent grows stronger with each step and you feel as though the world around you is warping and twisting.

[01:35:15] Overcome with a sense of drugs, you begin to lose your sense of self.

[01:35:19] Let's go.

[01:35:22] Transform this. Boom.

[01:35:25] Double your block gained this turn.

[01:35:29] You give it in your mind drifts, you see yourself commuting with friends, fighting as a team and dueling great bows.

[01:35:35] Oh wow, these are drugs. Is this a dream reality? Somehow both? Many sets of eyes perceive you and your dreams.

[01:35:40] Who are they? You awaken after an unknown amount of time, the aroma weakens at its effects phase.

[01:35:44] You regain clarity upon restabilizing, you're more clear-headed than ever. What were those eyes? Again, drugs.

[01:35:49] Yeah

[01:35:55] Gonna do that

[01:36:04] Dude some of these enemies are really cute. I like I love this enemies hair bro. It's good. I

[01:36:12] Have too many defend cards in this deck

[01:36:14] Oh, elite fights are guaranteed to give you relics?

[01:36:21] Okay.

[01:36:22] Okay.

[01:36:23] Okay.

[01:36:24] Okay.

[01:36:25] Okay.

[01:36:26] Okay.

[01:36:27] Okay.

[01:36:28] Okay.

[01:36:29] Okay.

[01:36:30] Okay.

[01:36:31] Okay.

[01:36:32] Okay, 11.

[01:37:02] Cool.

[01:37:07] Mmm.

[01:37:12] Dead.

[01:37:17] Flex Potion.

[01:37:22] Okay.

[01:37:25] Oh, it's zero cost.

[01:37:27] Yeah, I'll take that.

[01:37:29] Like zero cost items a verb taking the verb

[01:37:38] Hatch the verb

[01:37:41] Hi, buddy like birds we're gonna try this chat here we go

[01:37:59] We're gonna go ahead and block up this time, but we're not gonna remove it until next turn.

[01:38:05] So we'll have an extra turn to build off.

[01:38:07] Hopefully, he's gonna attack here in a second.

[01:38:12] Great.

[01:38:13] All right.

[01:38:14] So we're gonna be hit for 16, but we're already pretty well off.

[01:38:24] I'm going to use strength this time.

[01:38:37] Bird Swoop.

[01:38:38] Perfect.

[01:38:39] Beautiful.

[01:38:40] Let's get it.

[01:38:41] VIP detected.

[01:38:42] I'm going to strike you.

[01:38:43] Great.

[01:38:44] Hey, decky, what's up this morning, bud?

[01:38:54] How many run tree can you use? This is my second run.

[01:39:00] Total.

[01:39:18] Boom.

[01:39:24] bag of preparation. Dude! Nice, man. Oh, I like this. Oh, I also like, we've never seen a poison

[01:39:36] card. That was a poison card. Ladies and gentlemen, since it's this club, any plans to check out the

[01:39:41] new P.O.E. League? No, no, I'm a P.O.E. 2-boy now. Yeah. I am a P.O.E. 2-boy now.

[01:39:54] interesting so we don't have enough for any of the great stuff oh i like this let's get you

[01:40:16] i do want to have like big block options i like big blocks and i cannot lie tank us as

[01:40:20] is any me genics tonight? No, it's Friday. Friday I do bedtime with my kiddos. So I

[01:40:26] almost assuredly won't have time tonight. I might, but if I do, it'll be later.

[01:40:31] Oh my god.

[01:40:33] Ultimate? That seems really good.

[01:40:43] I'm here for it.

[01:40:49] Okay.

[01:40:53] Star Russian says your times are mainly in the morning.

[01:40:57] morning so my schedule these days is I stream every day from about 8 o'clock to

[01:41:03] 11 or noon so every day I've got the morning stream and then most days of the

[01:41:08] week Monday Tuesday Wednesday Friday I come back in the afternoon first session

[01:41:15] as well I leave a little early on Fridays because I go with my wife to

[01:41:18] pick my kids up from school when we do like a big family thing and then

[01:41:21] Saturday and Sunday afternoons I'm with my kids Saturday afternoons and

[01:41:26] and Sunday afternoons we generally do drop frames.

[01:41:29] Yeah, which is a weekly top show.

[01:41:31] Mm-hmm.

[01:41:34] Okay, let's do this to clear off the stuff there.

[01:41:38] Yeah, there we go.

[01:41:40] And then we'll bird swoop you.

[01:41:45] We're gonna finestrike you.

[01:41:48] Perfect.

[01:41:50] Wallace, is this more than a full-time job?

[01:41:51] Oh yeah.

[01:41:54] Mm-hmm.

[01:41:56] great

[01:41:58] Yeah, and then and then on

[01:42:00] monday wednesday

[01:42:02] Thursday and saturdays i come back in the evening for a third stream as well

[01:42:12] Oh

[01:42:16] Let's get a ship card i'm gonna try one of these ship cards

[01:42:21] All right, let's go this way to go after that guy

[01:42:27] You spot an age statue have submerged it upon its hands gently rest atop a stone sword grab the stone sword. Oh

[01:42:34] my god

[01:42:36] You have to kill five elites and it turns into something

[01:42:45] All right, so I'm taking 11 damage this round

[01:42:50] I'm gonna bird you I'm gonna kill you

[01:42:56] I'm gonna neuter you and then I'm gonna play it safe.

[01:43:05] I'm gonna do a block and a blur so we also keep that until next turn.

[01:43:11] Yeah.

[01:43:12] Hey Foxy, good morning bud.

[01:43:21] Okay, we have about 19 damage coming in.

[01:43:26] We have two block currently, and we go ahead and fix that up, and we go after her, I think.

[01:43:36] Assassin Raider.

[01:43:37] That is the worst possible outfit you could ever wear as an assassin, just throwing that

[01:43:42] out there.

[01:43:44] Okay.

[01:43:46] Oh wow, I thought we had enough I guess we didn't.

[01:43:53] Um, oh my.

[01:44:16] We'll take it, we'll take it.

[01:44:22] Boom.

[01:44:27] A shackling potion.

[01:44:32] That's cool.

[01:44:37] Ooh, dodging wrong.

[01:44:42] Alright, here we go.

[01:44:45] Here we go.

[01:44:57] Okay, he's sleeping.

[01:45:10] Wait a second, when is this sly?

[01:45:15] Oh before the end of my turn so I can't end the turn to discard it. Okay. Okay. I see

[01:45:37] I'm definitely getting all of the defensive cards right now

[01:45:45] Shall we begin no no we shan't sir

[01:46:03] I shouldn't attack him right now

[01:46:05] I shouldn't attack him right or should I oh no no no no no oh this works in okay

[01:46:23] whenever you play a card this enemy receives 10% more damage from attacks

[01:46:27] Okay, okay, I see

[01:46:36] Ow

[01:46:40] Bro, you're just gonna keep doing this. Oh, no

[01:46:57] Hmm.

[01:47:08] Bro, this is tough.

[01:47:27] I don't think we're going to be able to keep up with them.

[01:47:30] We're just not able to do the damage.

[01:47:37] Also, we don't seem to be doing a lot of extra damage.

[01:47:44] Yeah, we're dead. There's no way I can do this.

[01:47:47] that's it bro we're done we're done

[01:48:08] oh my god we have are we gonna have one more turn

[01:48:17] Oh my god, whatever you rest heal an additional 15 HP and a speed by oh my lord, dude, how

[01:48:30] did this happen?

[01:48:32] I want more ships.

[01:48:40] We have to rest.

[01:48:41] We have to rest.

[01:48:42] There's no chance we're beating this boss, but...

[01:48:47] Oh man.

[01:48:49] Oh, it's a beautiful durr!

[01:48:51] I don't want to kill no durr!

[01:48:53] Shoot.

[01:48:56] Um...

[01:49:08] I'm gonna buff up for next turn.

[01:49:09] I should have known.

[01:49:14] Good.

[01:49:17] What is this?

[01:49:24] Oh.

[01:49:27] First time Ceremonial Beast HP reaches 150 or below becomes stunned and loses all strength.

[01:49:33] That's cool.

[01:49:39] I don't think that.

[01:49:46] Okay, now it's fighting, now it's waiting for 20.

[01:50:06] I got you, boo.

[01:50:07] I got you.

[01:50:08] Using pots like I know what I'm doing. Yeah, buddy

[01:50:23] Boom

[01:50:27] Okay, he's a pot guy. I am yeah big pot guy

[01:50:32] Ok.

[01:50:34] It goes from the south by law he has a want to kill that 10 point buck.

[01:50:39] Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:50:42] Ah it's 9 point.

[01:50:43] But let's, let, it's fine, it's fine.

[01:50:45] It's fine.

[01:50:47] We all make mistakes.

[01:50:49] Ah let's do you.

[01:50:51] Get that weakness there.

[01:50:54] Can we get him to 150?

[01:50:56] I don't think we can.

[01:50:58] I don't think we can.

[01:51:00] Let's do this.

[01:51:10] Close, but not quite there. We're gonna get this time.

[01:51:21] Alright, we're going for it, chat. We're going for it.

[01:51:30] Okay, he's going to be debuffing me, he's going to be debuffing me so I don't need to

[01:51:39] defend.

[01:51:40] Oh man.

[01:51:41] I might as well, I guess.

[01:51:46] Okay, this is a 15 hit.

[01:51:53] What is ringing?

[01:51:54] You can only play one card this turn.

[01:52:01] Oh, shit.

[01:52:08] Okay.

[01:52:11] The deer's cheating, I know right.

[01:52:26] They're getting it for 17 again.

[01:52:32] We're on my block cards now, man.

[01:52:40] Oh my god, dude.

[01:52:43] Oh my lord, chat.

[01:52:48] This is not good.

[01:52:49] Oh wait, you're not doing a thing this round.

[01:52:50] Okay, let's see.

[01:52:51] We'll do little damage.

[01:52:54] Get him more.

[01:52:57] Let's do all this.

[01:53:00] Okay.

[01:53:02] 50 HP left, chat.

[01:53:04] 50 HP.

[01:53:05] Oh, I just got reigned again.

[01:53:07] Shoot.

[01:53:09] I think I'm dead we're almost dead

[01:53:17] It rings us that's basically losing a turn

[01:53:24] Yeah, man

[01:53:26] You're fine, Chad. This is fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine.

[01:53:56] I think we lost dammit I think we lost oh no

[01:54:22] Oh

[01:54:25] Bummer yeah

[01:54:28] We were so close dude we were so close

[01:54:38] We were so close

[01:54:46] Hey great first run with her that was cool. I had no idea what I was doing. That was fun

[01:54:52] I want to do her again, for sure.

[01:55:03] On the quiet planet, beasts of imagination begin to dot the world.

[01:55:06] They run the land of this time of simple, gleeful violence.

[01:55:09] Countless ways to kill, to feed, and proliferate are suggested.

[01:55:12] Colonies hide groups in schools, Evan flow into the nooks and crannies of crime.

[01:55:16] Ooh, whenever you play a card that costs two or more, gain four block.

[01:55:23] Nice, Steve.

[01:55:25] Awesome new stuff there.

[01:55:30] Anomalous planet.

[01:55:32] His majesty barely even looked anymore and swiped through the planet profiles in the current constellation.

[01:55:36] I demand to visit more exciting planet.

[01:55:38] The recent time to Swiss down the space console.

[01:55:40] Beep beep beep anomalous planet detected.

[01:55:45] Oh, that's weird, okay, all right

[01:55:53] Again, what do you?

[01:55:58] Okay

[01:56:00] He's doom-scrolling planets, not wrong

[01:56:06] It's pretty fun

[01:56:08] All right, so this time we're gonna go after elites. This will be the first time that I've like I'm gonna try to play in for elites

[01:56:15] We're gonna go this way first

[01:56:20] Make it happen chap, let's make it happen

[01:56:41] If you right-click on the map you can draw and remind yourself of the path really well, that's not fun

[01:56:45] Look at that in a second, thank you.

[01:56:48] I'm teens and tiny.

[01:56:50] I'm a small man, Jack. I'm a very small man.

[01:56:54] Small little mans.

[01:57:09] Great.

[01:57:11] I

[01:57:13] List potion

[01:57:16] Add three shives to your hand. Yes

[01:57:21] Shiv build is go chat. Oh

[01:57:29] Dude the TTP of this game must be like, yeah, wow, that's that's terrible

[01:57:39] All right

[01:57:41] We're gonna go this way.

[01:57:45] Mm-hmm.

[01:57:50] This way.

[01:57:53] I'm gonna get us two.

[01:57:56] Yeah, there's no other way. Let's do it that way. Okay, cool.

[01:57:59] I like that you can just draw on the map. That's fun.

[01:58:07] Cool.

[01:58:11] We've got a four attack coming, so we're going to gain some block and play abrasive.

[01:58:16] I feel like that was a great early pick up.

[01:58:30] If you visit your path, I don't think you can get the fireplace as you marked it. I'll take a look after this. Thank you.

[01:58:41] Play safe here.

[01:58:48] Dude, I kind of love ships.

[01:59:01] They're kind of awesome.

[01:59:06] Hey Radish Smuggler, we don't make those kind of jumps here, bud.

[01:59:14] Thanks.

[01:59:15] Yeah, I'm not a fan of that kind of stuff.

[01:59:20] Thank you.

[01:59:21] In fact, we ban people for that here.

[01:59:28] Mm-hmm

[01:59:35] Hey, her eyes you what's up, buddy?

[01:59:42] My favorite character the SDS is this guy. Yes, dude. This dude's awesome. Yeah

[01:59:47] Whenever you an attack deals unblocked damage apply one poison. Oh, I really like these though. Oh

[01:59:55] This could be good though for our

[01:59:58] hmm I'm gonna get prepared because if you have any cards you wouldn't mind

[02:00:02] drink some water oh you're right you're absolutely right I did do that well so

[02:00:07] we're gonna do thank you Ben star you beautiful human being we do this and

[02:00:14] here we probably don't need these back to back probably do this and then from

[02:00:23] here we can grab another one and then depending on our money from here we can

[02:00:29] even go here if we have some cash I mean go this way if we need some loot okay

[02:00:35] cool great

[02:00:38] They're doing 12 damage bro?

[02:00:48] Sir.

[02:00:49] That's unacceptable.

[02:00:56] Um...

[02:01:09] Okay, what's your bet about that? Get nibbled? I will. I will get nibbled, friend.

[02:01:20] You get nibbled!

[02:01:22] Yeah, said it.

[02:01:26] more campfires means more card upgrades yes I am aware of this

[02:01:35] going in nice big kitties love big kitties big fan of big kitties

[02:01:56] Cool, let's get dagger thrown.

[02:02:04] Oh, the sunken statue. Yes, let's try this this time.

[02:02:07] This is this is the sword where we have to kill elites to unlock its power.

[02:02:13] Oh, this guy again.

[02:02:26] Okay, those are rough dude those are real rough this guy's hitting hard

[02:02:56] I feel bad that I didn't realize the number above their head is their damage.

[02:03:18] Yeah, yeah.

[02:03:19] So like everything up here is what that character is going to do next so you can always mouse

[02:03:23] over it and see what it is not we can kind of plan your turn a little bit which is really nice

[02:03:38] damn dude

[02:03:39] This card, the infection, nice.

[02:03:57] Okay.

[02:03:58] Now.

[02:03:59] Now.

[02:04:00] Now.

[02:04:01] Killing a boss with sheds just feels good.

[02:04:13] Just gotta brace it and it gets played for free.

[02:04:14] I know.

[02:04:15] Super nice, huh?

[02:04:16] All right, kill that one.

[02:04:21] Oh, God.

[02:04:24] I'm out of pots and out of tricks, cat.

[02:04:44] Don't have a lot of AoE damage on this character right now.

[02:04:51] All right.

[02:04:56] Hmm.

[02:04:59] Oh, I can dis- I drew and now I can discard abrasive.

[02:05:04] Perfect.

[02:05:05] That worked out well.

[02:05:06] Let's go ahead and play this safe.

[02:05:09] Start working on the strength guy.

[02:05:14] Okay.

[02:05:16] Dude, these infection cards are wicked.

[02:05:20] Oh my lord.

[02:05:31] They just keep, like, chipping us down.

[02:05:38] Oh my Jesus. Um...

[02:05:41] Thank God.

[02:05:46] Okay.

[02:05:47] Wow.

[02:05:48] Every time you play three attacks in a single turn, game four block.

[02:05:53] Oh, that's going to be great for the ship stuff.

[02:05:56] Awesome.

[02:05:57] Ooh.

[02:05:58] Ooh.

[02:05:59] Ooh.

[02:06:00] Ooh.

[02:06:01] These are all decent.

[02:06:02] I'm going to get more dagger spray.

[02:06:04] Oh, these are all decent.

[02:06:07] I'm going to get more dagger spray, because we do need more AoE.

[02:06:13] All right, we're going this way.

[02:06:19] And change the card with Zone.

[02:06:25] Ooh, yeah.

[02:06:29] You scour the Overgrowth and find a little plot with good aeration.

[02:06:33] Then you trek around, searching for an untouched spot where light peeks through the cracked wall, carefully reinforce the pot with the bark and vine to camouflage it, filled with loamy, nutrient rich soil and nestled the seed just beneath the surface.

[02:06:42] Finally, you gather dew from nearby plants and pour it over the soil, grow big little seed, and knowing that the sapphire seed attaches to you spiritually, thankful of your hard work.

[02:06:51] Well, that's cool.

[02:06:52] Nice.

[02:06:58] Procure run whi-

[02:06:59] Wait, what?

[02:07:00] You trace a low rumble to its source and find yourself captivated by a tranquil wellspring.

[02:07:04] The water's an emerald green with clusters of glowing motes.

[02:07:08] What is a guilty card?

[02:07:12] Remove one card from your deck.

[02:07:14] Add one guilty to your deck.

[02:07:16] I'm going to get a random potion.

[02:07:20] I do realize we need to be...

[02:07:21] Oh, I need to not skip those.

[02:07:23] We need to be trimming my deck better than I'm doing.

[02:07:27] I think I'm keeping too many cards upon pick up game 2 potions. Whoa, cool. That ass.

[02:07:45] Oh, look, a dagger.

[02:07:59] Oh, wait, what?

[02:08:01] Did this card?

[02:08:02] Oh, no, no, it didn't change.

[02:08:03] Okay.

[02:08:04] Whoa.

[02:08:05] We don't have enough poison cards for that, but that looks amazing.

[02:08:09] Get me.

[02:08:15] Okay. Probably should have bought pots, but that's okay. I don't make any decisions.

[02:08:20] You'll have to do a poison deck at some point. That sounds fun.

[02:08:25] Okay, draw a card and discard a card.

[02:08:30] Boom.

[02:08:33] At the start of your turn, play the top card of your draw pile.

[02:08:38] Is this the top card?

[02:08:42] Oh.

[02:08:45] The cards shown are sorted by rarity, so we have no idea what the top card is.

[02:08:49] Okay.

[02:09:08] Okay, he's doing an eight attack.

[02:09:21] Do that.

[02:09:26] To start you.

[02:09:29] Nice big hits there.

[02:09:35] Oh, this is for the rest of the round?

[02:09:42] Wait, is it?

[02:09:44] I think so. Okay.

[02:09:54] The task cost an additional power this turn.

[02:09:56] Oh, damn.

[02:09:58] Okay.

[02:10:01] Hmm.

[02:10:05] Boom.

[02:10:07] Beautiful.

[02:10:09] Beautiful.

[02:10:11] Ooh.

[02:10:17] Poison creatures lose HP at the start of their turn.

[02:10:19] Each turn, Poison is reduced by one.

[02:10:21] Okay, let's get into space.

[02:10:23] Okay, let's get into space.

[02:10:25] Okay, let's get into space.

[02:10:27] Okay, let's get into space.

[02:10:29] Okay, let's get into space.

[02:10:31] Okay.

[02:10:33] What's your anticipation?

[02:10:39] Smith?

[02:10:44] No, that just reduces power cost.

[02:10:48] That's two shifts in my hand. What about this guy?

[02:10:51] Yeah.

[02:10:53] Let's do this one. Kind of like of my sleeve.

[02:11:02] Oh, we don't have enough for anything.

[02:11:05] Hummer.

[02:11:07] They're probably on the other way.

[02:11:09] I don't know, yeah, I don't know what the minimum item cost this is.

[02:11:12] Oh, it's Burb!

[02:11:15] Cat, it's Burb!

[02:11:20] Hmm.

[02:11:25] Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

[02:11:29] I'ma do mayhem early.

[02:11:30] Because frankly, that's hilarious.

[02:11:33] Uh, we'll do Survivor as well.

[02:11:35] Disguards, strike.

[02:11:38] Need some thorns.

[02:11:43] Great.

[02:11:46] Oh, weird.

[02:11:51] Okay.

[02:11:52] That was a weird round.

[02:11:57] Underground.

[02:12:21] Oh, bomber. That would have been great.

[02:12:27] Use that damage at least, okay.

[02:12:36] Why does it look exactly like Slay the Spire 1?

[02:12:39] Because this is Slay the Spire 2.

[02:12:44] Yep.

[02:12:46] Okay, there we go.

[02:12:53] Yeah, right that down.

[02:12:56] Um, more dexterity, bird doneness, I love that it's bird doneness, oh it gave me the

[02:13:26] The shiv, that's fun.

[02:13:35] 16.

[02:13:38] We're not quite there.

[02:13:40] I have to play it safe.

[02:13:48] Beautiful.

[02:13:53] Snecko oil?

[02:13:56] Draw 7 cards and randomize the cost of the cards in your hand this turn.

[02:14:01] You can now dig at rest sites to obtain a random relic.

[02:14:26] Happy flower

[02:14:30] He's so happy details of this relic will be revealed in the future what

[02:14:37] All right, I don't I probably should have healed. Oh God who is what is this boss?

[02:14:56] Kin follower, kin follower, kin priest.

[02:15:01] They're working on the kin priest, I think.

[02:15:06] Oh

[02:15:24] Freel

[02:15:36] damn

[02:15:56] wait what? wasn't that supposed to like triple my block?

[02:16:00] Did I- Wait, what?

[02:16:02] Uh-oh.

[02:16:07] Oh no.

[02:16:10] Oh, it triples your current block!

[02:16:16] Oh, I've made a huge mistake.

[02:16:18] Yeah.

[02:16:21] Yeah.

[02:16:23] Um...

[02:16:24] Whoops.

[02:16:27] Okay.

[02:16:30] It's okay chat we can recover he says optimistically this is fine dm this is fine

[02:17:00] Okay, we're good this turn great. Of course we're good this turn and we don't

[02:17:23] have like any... oh my god. Just do that to do the damage. Thorns is doing work.

[02:17:32] Dude, thorns are kicking butt. Yeah. Ka-kwa! Wait! Wait! Let's do this. Okay, boom.

[02:17:46] Boom. Awesome. Boom.

[02:17:51] Beautiful.

[02:18:05] Okay.

[02:18:08] Great.

[02:18:10] Grading for 10.

[02:18:23] Dude, Serpent Strike's awesome.

[02:18:27] I need to upgrade that like immediately.

[02:18:42] That is such a good combo dude.

[02:18:44] Oh my lord.

[02:18:47] That is a jit awesome.

[02:18:50] Yeah. Wow. Wow.

[02:18:54] That is, that is really cool.

[02:18:57] Uh, what the hell?

[02:19:04] Yes.

[02:19:12] Because if we actually get to use that card, it will be hilarious.

[02:19:15] Yes.

[02:19:17] Okay.

[02:19:22] Come closer, quiet one.

[02:19:23] I can't see well.

[02:19:25] Nothing that's rude

[02:19:29] You can trust me start each combat with an additional four energy

[02:19:40] Yes, I'll take that absolutely

[02:19:44] Okay

[02:19:48] One

[02:19:49] Two three whoa do we want to go that round that way looks pretty dangerous

[02:19:55] Also, if you go that run, there's only one campfire.

[02:19:59] I don't know, man.

[02:20:00] So we're going to go up to here to start with.

[02:20:02] We're going to go up to here to start with.

[02:20:05] We're going to go here because we do have some money.

[02:20:08] We're going to hit that campfire.

[02:20:12] We're going to go to here and we're going to stop here.

[02:20:18] And if we're doing okay here, then we'll go this way.

[02:20:22] if we're not doing okay here, then we'll go this way.

[02:20:25] That's definitely an easier path.

[02:20:28] Okay, let's do it.

[02:20:32] Can you buy this game now?

[02:20:33] Oh yeah, yeah, this isn't a sponsored thing right now.

[02:20:35] You can go buy this game right now, dude.

[02:20:37] Not a bad first round, okay.

[02:21:06] Yeah, how does the co-op work in this game?

[02:21:35] Like, do you play two characters on the left?

[02:21:47] Two characters, two players, harder enemies.

[02:21:51] How cool, man.

[02:21:54] That's wild.

[02:21:55] That is wild.

[02:21:56] That is wild

[02:22:11] What is innate oh

[02:22:17] Give me back

[02:22:26] Okay, cool.

[02:22:27] That's kind of fun.

[02:22:28] Spicer looks good, too.

[02:22:33] All right, we're gonna try to do this first elite.

[02:22:37] Whoa.

[02:22:38] Tries to escape the combat after...

[02:22:41] Whoa, what?

[02:22:43] Pretty serpent form.

[02:22:46] Backstab.

[02:22:49] Prepared.

[02:22:52] Drop the defend.

[02:22:53] Actually, no, don't drop the defend.

[02:22:54] We're gonna need this.

[02:22:56] Um, drop the strike.

[02:23:08] Perfect. Good first round.

[02:23:20] Bro, what are you doing? What are you doing?

[02:23:24] it that's not yours that's mine what are you doing

[02:23:34] I swear to God if you meet that card.

[02:23:45] Bro, get out of here, give me that card back.

[02:23:52] I'm a jerk.

[02:23:55] Take your stolen card back, you're damn right.

[02:23:59] Ooh, ooh, ooh, yes, yes, love that.

[02:24:12] In the distance is an odd sight, mounds and mounds of deceased insects surrounding what

[02:24:16] looks to be a small glowing moat.

[02:24:18] It seems to be an effective attractant for all manner of bugs, but you see it lash

[02:24:22] out some flames.

[02:24:25] move closer to investigate. Add decay to your deck, but obtain the lost wisp. Whenever you

[02:24:36] play a power deal, 8 damage to all enemies. Yeah, I'll take that. You approach the wisp

[02:24:44] cautiously. The closer you get, the more it reacts to your presence. When an arm's

[02:24:46] reached, you grasp the wisp, but it's called due to the blast of hot steam and flame.

[02:24:49] Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, we're doing it now. It's happening.

[02:24:53] Oh my God.

[02:24:59] That is a lot of beeps.

[02:25:03] Um...

[02:25:07] What the frickin' crew, I don't know.

[02:25:12] Um...

[02:25:13] I don't know, I'm just for sure.

[02:25:16] Is there anything I can do to get more cards up?

[02:25:19] We're gonna kind of we're gonna want to even these up it looks like I guess we'll

[02:25:31] put this on we're gonna take some big hits this round

[02:25:49] Okay, so we just weakened all of them.

[02:26:03] We're going to do this, we're going to go ahead and apply abrasive.

[02:26:09] Okay, good.

[02:26:12] Good.

[02:26:14] Good.

[02:26:15] All right, we took a little damage, but that's okay.

[02:26:28] Biggest damage is going to be here, so let's weaken that.

[02:26:32] We're now up to 16 deets.

[02:26:37] Do some block.

[02:26:38] See if we can get a decent pull.

[02:26:41] Serpent form.

[02:26:42] No, no, no.

[02:26:43] Serpent Form. We're gonna take a lot of hits this turn though.

[02:26:48] Oh man.

[02:26:53] Oh shit, I thought we were gonna get two.

[02:26:56] Ow.

[02:26:58] Ow.

[02:27:06] Awesome.

[02:27:07] Okay!

[02:27:09] We got a gorgat at the start of each combat game for plating not bad not bad

[02:27:24] Oh well-aid plans that's interesting

[02:27:33] Good start I need to upgrade serpent form immediately. We'll do that the next campfire if we can

[02:27:39] do we pick well played?

[02:27:57] do we pick that?

[02:28:00] I don't think so.

[02:28:03] Wait, what happens if we do this?

[02:28:10] That stinks.

[02:28:21] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

[02:28:32] is how we do that is how we do when you would die instead this potion is discard

[02:28:38] Hey, a res.

[02:28:42] Nice, man.

[02:28:45] Um.

[02:28:53] Be this one.

[02:28:56] Okay.

[02:28:59] Oh, this is tough.

[02:29:03] I want to, I want to do all these things.

[02:29:08] Poison build one day, poison build one day, yes.

[02:29:19] I'm gonna smith my serpent form.

[02:29:23] Yeah, I wanna do that.

[02:29:25] That happened.

[02:29:26] Okay.

[02:29:29] The first time you play a power each combat gains six block.

[02:29:32] Cool.

[02:29:33] All right, here we go chat.

[02:29:34] We're going up.

[02:29:38] The sudden sight of a massive field gouged with outlines of bodies stops you in your tracks.

[02:29:43] Enchant a card with perfect fit.

[02:29:48] Or remove two cards from your deck.

[02:29:55] No, it's a good perfect fit.

[02:29:58] And I want...

[02:30:01] Can we please serpent form twice?

[02:30:08] No, we can't.

[02:30:12] All powers will only be played once.

[02:30:14] I don't know.

[02:30:21] I don't know.

[02:30:30] I'm sad we can't do it on our I guess cards only have one modifier is that

[02:30:48] what it is what's the upgrade of serpent form do it does more damage per yeah

[02:30:56] Let me do pounce, yeah.

[02:31:00] Alright, let's give this a try.

[02:31:03] Here we go.

[02:31:05] What are you?

[02:31:07] The first time infested prism takes attack damage each turn, the attacker gains energy.

[02:31:14] Alright.

[02:31:16] I'm not going to play with that.

[02:31:23] Okay.

[02:31:28] Okay.

[02:31:32] Okay.

[02:31:37] Okay.

[02:32:01] Then use our skill.

[02:32:26] Every shiv is now doing 9 damage.

[02:32:29] Boom. Delicious.

[02:32:36] Whenever you enter a shop room, heal 15 HP.

[02:32:39] Love that.

[02:32:42] Oh.

[02:32:45] I'm gonna get skee.

[02:32:48] All right, chat. I think we're gonna do this.

[02:32:53] It's maybe a bad idea, but you know, I'm not really full of good ideas, so...

[02:33:07] Well, that was fun!

[02:33:10] Worth.

[02:33:23] Hmm.

[02:33:37] Okay.

[02:33:44] Okay, this guy's about to wake up and start doing a metric of a ton of damage, so we need to be aware of that.

[02:33:50] Let's do this first.

[02:33:53] Pop this up. Discard the decay. Pop that out. I guess we can do that. Oh, Lord. Here we go.

[02:34:11] Um...

[02:34:18] He's doing 16 damage.

[02:34:24] Okay.

[02:34:28] Armor.

[02:34:33] And he's just gonna do more and more every turn, which is...

[02:34:37] not good.

[02:34:41] Yeah, dude, this might have been a huge mistake, chat.

[02:34:52] This might have been a huge mistake.

[02:35:00] I don't know if we're going to have the beeps for this.

[02:35:11] We got a revive thing, which is nice, but...

[02:35:16] What's my potion?

[02:35:16] Thankfully, the potion is gonna revive us, which is good, but...

[02:35:31] Got him.

[02:35:33] The shivs, the shivs saved us.

[02:35:41] Remove all artifacts and block from the enemy and apply to vulnerability.

[02:35:48] Yeah.

[02:35:49] That sounds like it could be, oh, god.

[02:35:52] Oh, that was the normal?

[02:35:54] Oh, Jesus.

[02:35:57] Um...

[02:36:11] Yeah, you a jerk.

[02:36:35] He's lucky I didn't have thorns on for that, just saying.

[02:36:47] BAM!

[02:36:49] Oh, there it is!

[02:36:54] There it is!

[02:36:55] I'm starting to come out of play weak to all enemies, cool.

[02:37:00] I'm trying not to take poison so I'm going to do a poison deck later.

[02:37:08] I'm trying not to do poison.

[02:37:13] Um.

[02:37:15] Yeah.

[02:37:17] I'm okay with that start.

[02:37:23] Oh, I should have done vorable.

[02:37:27] I think they would have killed him.

[02:37:31] Next time, next time.

[02:37:38] A Hera Fright? That's kind of cool.

[02:37:43] Oh!

[02:37:46] Well that worked out well.

[02:37:50] More chips.

[02:37:53] What does the sword artifact do now?

[02:37:57] Start each combat with three strength that's it took us killing five elites to

[02:38:10] get that that seems a little weird no is that busted

[02:38:20] Chat's saying that's a blasted. Three is huge. Okay. I'm gonna trust you on that one.

[02:38:24] Mm-hmm.

[02:38:29] Okay, let's see.

[02:38:38] Do a whole bunch of hits right at the start.

[02:38:50] Don't like that.

[02:39:20] Okay

[02:39:24] Ow ow ow ow

[02:39:39] I don't like this. What the hell are you doing? You're doing all sorts of things

[02:39:47] 30 bro

[02:39:50] You just can't be home for 30?

[02:39:57] Hmm.

[02:40:08] Does this card get retained now? Yes, good. Cool.

[02:40:11] for what no stop I don't like this I'm okay with this

[02:40:24] oh I was supposed to play that one first shoot no no no it played it twice great

[02:40:34] Okay. No, it didn't work.

[02:40:37] Oh, I can't even like...

[02:40:40] Oh, God.

[02:40:45] Um...

[02:40:48] I think you...

[02:40:51] You just killed your build? Yep. Yep. I literally just destroyed my build. I just destroyed my build.

[02:40:58] I am actually relatively screwed at this point.

[02:41:04] Thankfully we have a revive but I don't know if that's gonna be enough.

[02:41:16] I don't think it is.

[02:41:34] Damn, dude.

[02:41:43] This is real rough.

[02:41:54] So the whole reason my build was working was because I could cast all of those cards.

[02:42:03] And now that I've limited it to three per turn, like, I don't have the deeps to keep up with

[02:42:08] this guy, which sucks.

[02:42:10] Yeah, we're not gonna have the deeps to keep up with him.

[02:42:15] Uh, look at this.

[02:42:17] Nothing matters, cuz I can't roll.

[02:42:21] Yep.

[02:42:22] Oh, my God.

[02:42:26] Yeah, there it goes.

[02:42:35] Yeah, we're dead.

[02:42:39] Damage chat.

[02:42:40] Good run.

[02:42:41] Had to learn on that one.

[02:42:46] I think if I would have taken the damage, we might have actually won.

[02:42:49] Yeah, we could have won if we had taken the damage and not the card stuff.

[02:42:55] Lessons were learned.

[02:42:56] lessons were learned the bigger prey the silent oh my god was that an ms pant

[02:43:02] they've not seen for over three centuries and she retains an ugly

[02:43:05] pulsating scrap the silent recollects the trial she's endured for the trope of

[02:43:09] it is not speak the speak is weak to speak is weak oh well a lot of poison

[02:43:15] cars

[02:43:22] the capital trembles beneath the storms of violent and early their homes the

[02:43:25] The flame has gone out, the spire opens its doors one more, once more.

[02:43:30] A bunch of new items, cool.

[02:43:35] All right, I think we're good.

[02:43:36] I'm going to do, we've been making progress with it.

[02:43:38] I'm going to do one more run with her, I think.

[02:43:41] Yep.

[02:43:44] OK, one to two colorless cards to add to your deck.

[02:43:48] What are colorless?

[02:43:50] Oh.

[02:43:52] OK.

[02:43:53] Good ballie early, good.

[02:43:59] Mm-mm.

[02:44:03] Doo-doo-doo-doo.

[02:44:07] Has nobody told Code it's better the lowest amount of cards possible in his deck?

[02:44:10] Yeah, so I haven't really worked with that yet.

[02:44:13] I haven't really started, like, removing cards from the deck.

[02:44:16] Um, I think I want to, though.

[02:44:18] Oh, man, this left side has three.

[02:44:21] I'm gonna try it.

[02:44:23] 3rd.

[02:44:30] 2th.

[02:44:37] 3rd.

[02:44:45] We're going to do a poison run this time.

[02:44:56] I'm going to get all the poison things.

[02:44:59] All the poison things.

[02:45:03] Yes.

[02:45:05] Okay.

[02:45:07] Okay.

[02:45:16] Fuzzy worm crawler.

[02:45:18] Dahl is doing four.

[02:45:20] Now he's doing three.

[02:45:23] And twice.

[02:45:25] Outbreak.

[02:45:28] Into bouncing flask.

[02:45:35] Came to Bouncing Flask.

[02:45:39] Cool.

[02:45:49] Boom. Oh yeah. Hey Ash, good morning.

[02:45:55] Uh, oh, six damage free? We'll take that.

[02:45:59] What brand of cat tree do you have?

[02:46:05] Uh, mouse.

[02:46:06] M-A-U-S.

[02:46:07] I don't really like it.

[02:46:14] Man, close.

[02:46:19] Probably should be, I'm being a little bit too aggressive I think.

[02:46:24] Because I'm taking way too much early damage it seems.

[02:46:39] Let's do backflip.

[02:46:43] What's better combat or random events?

[02:46:46] I'm not really sure on that yet.

[02:46:48] Let's see if we can do the backflip.

[02:46:55] The fin, I don't protect this.

[02:47:02] Okay.

[02:47:06] Combat skip cards, money, potions, events, or question marks.

[02:47:10] Okay.

[02:47:12] This is going to be a 14.

[02:47:17] I'll play the safe little bit.

[02:47:43] Nice.

[02:47:44] Alright, so he's dead next turn.

[02:48:09] Oh, thank you, Suzu.

[02:48:19] Let's get adrenaline.

[02:48:26] More energy.

[02:48:28] Here, random potion.

[02:48:32] Or remove a card from your deck.

[02:48:34] Let's get a potion.

[02:48:35] the next attack you play deals triple damage.

[02:48:40] Ooh.

[02:48:45] Okay, we got a dude in the back hitting for 11.

[02:48:50] Pop it adrenaline.

[02:48:52] Okay.

[02:48:59] Rude.

[02:49:03] Hey, Lord Comments says good morning, come on, my birthday's tomorrow turning 51.

[02:49:18] Nice, dude.

[02:49:19] Hell yeah, man.

[02:49:20] Hell yeah, man.

[02:49:23] Oh, wow. They all went on the wrong guy.

[02:49:26] That might have killed them potentially, and now it is not.

[02:49:30] Now it is very not.

[02:49:33] Okay.

[02:49:38] Oh, I could have neutralized him to kill him.

[02:49:45] He's still good.

[02:49:46] Oh weak potion applies weakness three times

[02:49:59] Hell yeah, let's load up poison

[02:50:04] Hurricane says 51 you need to stretch and kick

[02:50:12] We're gonna snake bite

[02:50:14] Slicy dicey. I probably should have defended more. Let's apply weak. Okay. I'm in trouble.

[02:50:28] Now.

[02:50:31] Okay, we're due.

[02:50:38] Outbreak.

[02:50:39] Neutralize.

[02:50:40] Defend.

[02:50:41] Defend.

[02:50:42] Okay, 13 this time.

[02:50:51] Beautiful.

[02:50:52] Beautiful.

[02:50:59] There we go.

[02:51:06] Great.

[02:51:07] Got all the defense up.

[02:51:09] Man, we are letting Poison do some work here.

[02:51:16] Poison do be workin' dough.

[02:51:21] It's kind of nice once we load up poison we can just kind of focus on defensive that.

[02:51:37] Is he still going to hit us?

[02:51:45] No!

[02:51:46] Nice!

[02:51:47] applies at the beginning of the turn retain your hand for two turns in 300 coins whoa

[02:52:00] they're acrobatics

[02:52:03] I got a strawberry.

[02:52:08] Hey, I got more Max Health.

[02:52:11] Nice.

[02:52:12] Oh, we can get sewn.

[02:52:15] Uh, let's, you know what?

[02:52:18] Let's heal mine and upgrade a card.

[02:52:23] Hmm.

[02:52:24] Let's do it. Let's gain more energy on that. Yeah, I feel like that's a good one. Okay.

[02:52:41] Your face is as red as a strawberry. Wow, dude. That was really, that was really mean.

[02:52:46] Okay, enough of that.

[02:52:53] Okay.

[02:52:58] Boom.

[02:53:04] Great.

[02:53:09] Great.

[02:53:10] Great.

[02:53:11] Okay.

[02:53:12] Awesome.

[02:53:13] A little poison goodness in there.

[02:53:37] We got a bunch of big hits coming in.

[02:53:53] Damn, why are we so weak? Because we're tiny.

[02:53:56] Damn, dude.

[02:54:07] I

[02:54:13] Great great great great

[02:54:28] I should start skipping cards here. Oh

[02:54:31] No, I can't I have to take one. Okay. Are we doing a chap this may this may be it?

[02:54:37] This may be the end of our run, but we'll see.

[02:54:44] Okay.

[02:54:51] Is that poison going?

[02:54:59] Is that poison going?

[02:55:04] Hmm, it's like that.

[02:55:09] Okay.

[02:55:11] Oh, we got a 4x4 coming in.

[02:55:17] Buff up a little bit.

[02:55:22] Okay.

[02:55:27] Ow.

[02:55:28] Okay, the good news is he's dead next turn the bad news is we just got all of those

[02:55:45] cards. Oh my lord. Okay. Um.

[02:55:59] Good.

[02:56:04] How do you think the difficulties a little bit too are in the third boss area?

[02:56:07] Rather the only time I've reached the third boss is when I started the game.

[02:56:10] So I, I don't know.

[02:56:15] I'm still very much feeling out the difficulty.

[02:56:22] Oh, man.

[02:56:29] Okay.

[02:56:36] Damn. I just messed that up so bad. I shouldn't have drawn cards with the infection. Yeah,

[02:57:04] That was real bad.

[02:57:06] Just took a massive hit there.

[02:57:21] Okay.

[02:57:23] Woo!

[02:57:25] Got a Flex Potion on Eternal Feather for every five cards in your deck heal through HP whenever you enter a rest site.

[02:57:31] Oh.

[02:57:32] I'll get an anticipate.

[02:57:37] We just have to survive this next elite. This'll be fine.

[02:57:50] Okay, oh those don't count as hits. Oh.

[02:58:02] Everything's fine, everything's fine.

[02:58:18] Everything is totally fine.

[02:58:19] Totally fine

[02:58:44] Okay

[02:58:49] Okay, don't forget about your potions, I'm trying to save all of our potions for the

[02:59:08] next round.

[02:59:09] Because we're going to need them.

[02:59:15] more snake bite more snake bite there we go oh no

[02:59:24] Oh!

[02:59:25] Okay.

[02:59:31] I gotta get that poison on early.

[02:59:47] This boss is a complete thing.

[02:59:51] Sure.

[02:59:55] Your journey ends here. I know it does.

[02:59:58] I know.

[03:00:00] Okay.

[03:00:20] Wow.

[03:00:22] Wow

[03:00:26] Shall we begin no no we shunt we shunt begin friend no

[03:00:36] Shunt you I'm about to get it for 25 damage

[03:00:42] I'm gonna try to burn him

[03:00:48] Yeah

[03:00:50] There we go great

[03:00:55] Okay

[03:00:59] The first time news HP in each combat draw three cards, that's cool

[03:01:04] Wow like to be game 11 block. Oh my god, where were you in our ship build?

[03:01:10] We'll get we'll get finished because we do have a lot of attacks. Actually, no, I want this one

[03:01:20] Gotta rest, gotta rest, have to rest, okay.

[03:01:28] Oh dear. Chat, oh dear.

[03:01:31] this

[03:01:38] damn

[03:01:48] Not quite there.

[03:02:10] That's the smart thing to do.

[03:02:11] I don't like it, but it's a smart thing to do

[03:02:13] Okay, more poison.

[03:03:12] Starting to take a lot of damage.

[03:03:20] I just don't have like the energy.

[03:03:33] Trying to keep up, but yeah, the energy is really hurting.

[03:03:41] doing a ton of damage. We are not. Oh good, we got a stun on him. Great. Thank god. More poison.

[03:03:57] And I'm going to initialize damage, just all the damage please.

[03:04:08] Okay.

[03:04:21] Every single card was ringing.

[03:04:23] Oh lord.

[03:04:25] Help.

[03:04:26] Help.

[03:04:27] I think we can last two more turns though, maybe.

[03:04:43] Okay.

[03:04:46] Yeah, we got him. We got him.

[03:04:49] Awesome.

[03:04:51] I am lovely, lovely.

[03:05:06] Part of Iron King's seven plating.

[03:05:10] Applause, please.

[03:05:14] Start of your turn.

[03:05:15] Draw one card and discard one card.

[03:05:18] Yeah.

[03:05:19] Yeah, let's do that.

[03:05:21] Help us move through our deck better.

[03:05:23] Oh, Chad is saying malaise.

[03:05:25] Oh, malaise is awesome.

[03:05:27] Okay.

[03:05:29] I remember that next time.

[03:05:33] All right, let's see.

[03:05:37] Oh, I see a three route, but I feel like that's going to be really dangerous.

[03:05:41] We can try, though.

[03:05:49] I

[03:05:52] Mean that I'm thinking

[03:05:57] You know what to see oh

[03:06:01] We have a lot of gold. Oh my god very hot Coco. Yes

[03:06:06] Teen four wax relics. No, I need the damage dude. That'd be great. Oh

[03:06:13] We need to get a shop. Yeah, good call. We'll look for a shop after this

[03:06:49] I feel like the number should be under the health bar so you can see where the poison

[03:06:54] stuff is.

[03:06:55] Maybe it's just me.

[03:06:56] Oh wait, she's trying to discard.

[03:06:59] Oh wait, what?

[03:07:06] Oh, stunned if all block is removed.

[03:07:12] Oh, sir, that's not... I'm not okay with this.

[03:07:23] Sir!

[03:07:34] Okay.

[03:07:39] We're gonna for 17. Damn, bro.

[03:07:42] Oh, poison doesn't affect block.

[03:07:51] Oh, interesting.

[03:07:58] Okay, huh, am I enjoying the game?

[03:08:03] Oh yeah, it's fun, dude.

[03:08:07] Oh blur plus and then to morey

[03:08:12] That's kind of cool. Yeah, no, I need to blur plus any of the armor

[03:08:16] Need to hit a store. Maybe oh, maybe we can go up here. Let's do this

[03:08:24] Do that one

[03:08:31] There we go perfect, okay, that'll have us at a store

[03:08:37] Hmm

[03:08:50] And a lot of gamers coming in

[03:09:07] Hey, that worked out well.

[03:09:22] Great.

[03:09:24] Okay, looks good.

[03:09:28] Man, my kingdom for some thorns.

[03:09:35] Be wonderful.

[03:09:39] We have a bunch of damage coming in.

[03:09:43] Sweep the leg!

[03:09:46] Okay.

[03:09:57] Great.

[03:10:05] I think a big hit this turn.

[03:10:10] That's not too big.

[03:10:15] That's quite safe.

[03:10:35] Have I beaten STS 2 yet?

[03:10:58] No, I haven't played STS 1, so yeah, we're good, man.

[03:11:02] Ooh, love backstab.

[03:11:10] Alright, he is starting...

[03:11:15] Nothing too impressive here.

[03:11:19] Really getting good from that.

[03:11:32] I might be in trouble yeah this uh this might be problematic

[03:12:01] Okay, problematic.

[03:12:08] Okay.

[03:12:13] Hmm.

[03:12:18] Good.

[03:12:23] I think he's dead.

[03:12:29] great all right that works all right let's sweep the leg here let me end him

[03:12:45] then we're good for this round are you gonna resummon oh whoa dude bro what

[03:12:55] That's illegal sir, that's that's illegal you can't do that

[03:13:03] Take his dead next to her

[03:13:08] Okay, good when he dies we're all we're all there all they're gone

[03:13:16] Or snake bite dude

[03:13:19] Okay, one more encounter and then we got our store next

[03:13:25] Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:13:48] Okay.

[03:13:49] Not a lot of DPS cards there, that's okay.

[03:13:55] Okay.

[03:13:56] Okay.

[03:13:57] Okay.

[03:13:58] Okay.

[03:13:59] Okay.

[03:14:00] Okay.

[03:14:01] Okay.

[03:14:02] Okay.

[03:14:03] Okay.

[03:14:04] Not a lot of DPS cards there, that's okay.

[03:14:19] Damn.

[03:14:29] I'm not going to be able to do much here at all.

[03:14:45] Oh.

[03:14:47] Just kidding.

[03:14:52] Wait, what?

[03:15:00] What is even the point of him having hit points?

[03:15:05] There?

[03:15:21] That's crazy, man.

[03:15:32] It kills his action for a turn.

[03:15:34] Read the left-most effect on him.

[03:15:40] When it dies, revive next turn at full HP.

[03:15:44] Oof.

[03:15:46] That's rough, man.

[03:15:50] a real rough I thank God we have some poison working on the back guy

[03:16:09] Yeah, this is actually terrible.

[03:16:20] I can't keep up with this fight.

[03:16:22] I'm gonna get destroyed.

[03:16:40] Um...

[03:16:44] Okay.

[03:16:52] Okay, it's gonna die in two turrets, thankfully, but wait, maybe one turn?

[03:17:04] We gotta kill him next turn.

[03:17:06] We have to.

[03:17:07] Okay, good.

[03:17:08] Oh

[03:17:18] Okay, good. Oh

[03:17:22] Dude we just lost like half our HP to this normal mob. That's not good

[03:17:27] Bullet time.

[03:17:38] Am I right that you like this game?

[03:17:41] Yeah, I'm digging it, man.

[03:17:42] It's fun.

[03:17:43] Mm-hmm.

[03:17:44] What?

[03:17:45] Mm-hmm

[03:17:54] What

[03:18:09] Hmm

[03:18:15] Okay.

[03:18:33] Is this start each combat on our side confused?

[03:18:36] Yeah, I don't know if I want that.

[03:18:39] I don't know if I want the thing that confuses our own enemies.

[03:18:42] I don't think I want that chat.

[03:18:46] Oh, here's the actual store.

[03:18:51] Yes.

[03:18:56] Yes.

[03:19:01] Yes.

[03:19:06] Okay.

[03:19:07] Great.

[03:19:08] Oh, can I discard?

[03:19:09] How do I discard?

[03:19:10] Oh, I can card removal service.

[03:19:11] I should do that, okay.

[03:19:12] Let's see if I can actually beat this guy.

[03:19:13] Oh, lord.

[03:19:14] Okay.

[03:19:15] Okay.

[03:19:16] Okay.

[03:19:17] Okay.

[03:19:18] Okay.

[03:19:19] Okay.

[03:19:20] Okay.

[03:19:21] Okay.

[03:19:22] Okay.

[03:19:23] Okay.

[03:19:24] Okay.

[03:19:25] Okay.

[03:19:26] Okay.

[03:19:27] Okay.

[03:19:28] Okay.

[03:19:29] Okay.

[03:19:30] Okay.

[03:19:31] Okay.

[03:19:32] Okay.

[03:19:33] Okay.

[03:19:34] Okay.

[03:19:35] Okay.

[03:19:42] Ow.

[03:19:47] Ow.

[03:19:52] Ow.

[03:19:57] Ow.

[03:20:01] Ow.

[03:20:04] Oh, it's got a dreddle.

[03:20:07] Oh, no, no, no.

[03:20:10] No.

[03:20:12] Um.

[03:20:15] Okay.

[03:20:18] Okay.

[03:20:21] Okay.

[03:20:24] Okay.

[03:20:27] Okay.

[03:20:30] Okay.

[03:20:33] Okay, I'm about to get smashed. I should have thought about that more.

[03:20:41] Ow. Ow. Ow, ow, ow.

[03:20:47] This is fun. This is totally fun. We're fine. This is fun.

[03:20:51] Um.

[03:20:58] All part of my master plan, chat.

[03:21:02] All part of my very smart master plan. Super serial. Very smart. If you end a turn with at least 10 block deals 6 damage to a random enemy.

[03:21:22] I think we have to skip this guy. Yeah I think we have to skip him.

[03:21:27] Ooh, but the start of each combat heal to HP.

[03:21:31] Yeah, we can't do him, not with 12 HP.

[03:21:34] And this guy may kill us, too.

[03:21:38] Wait, what?

[03:21:41] Oh god, I attacked too fast.

[03:21:55] Oh, I can't draw more cards this turn. Oh bummer. That was totally my bad. That was dumb.

[03:22:03] Okay, so he's not doing any damage. Uh, snake bite. I don't see class. Uh, tool of the trade.

[03:22:19] Ah, that was funny.

[03:22:21] Okay.

[03:22:22] The guy's got casual playing poison on him.

[03:22:26] Alright, so what happens here?

[03:22:28] When he pops out, he does damage.

[03:22:30] Okay, okay.

[03:22:31] Um...

[03:22:39] Good.

[03:22:42] Good.

[03:22:45] Double D.

[03:22:49] Great.

[03:23:09] Got him.

[03:23:11] Somehow.

[03:23:14] Skill potion.

[03:23:16] 5 HP in a dream chat, you know it.

[03:23:23] We can all the butt right now.

[03:23:28] All of it.

[03:23:33] No.

[03:23:38] No.

[03:23:43] I don't know if I have enough dis I don't really have a lot of discard cards this time

[03:23:50] to do this full time full time is amazing uh 47 HP 47 HP I'm gonna go this way yeah

[03:24:00] I'm not feeling... I'm not feeling confident.

[03:24:01] Yeah, I'm not feeling confident.

[03:24:30] Great.

[03:24:37] Okay.

[03:24:42] We have a lot of cards, Jeff.

[03:24:56] Whenever you play a card gain a block that'd be amazing with a Shiv build.

[03:25:14] Oh my god.

[03:25:16] Wow.

[03:25:17] It's a spiny code, Jack.

[03:25:21] He's not doing any damage at the beginning.

[03:25:51] Hmm. Not quite there.

[03:26:00] Phil draws a path in the map, goes the opposite direction of the path.

[03:26:05] Uh, sinful if you, uh, heard earlier, I planned that path out aggressively.

[03:26:11] Yeah. Very aggressively.

[03:26:14] This isn't good.

[03:26:18] we're gonna take a big hit here I don't think there's any way we can we can avoid

[03:26:23] it

[03:26:37] I'm gonna poison the hell out of him though

[03:26:41] Oh, I can't- yeah, I gotta remember, man.

[03:26:47] I gotta get that order right.

[03:26:48] I can't draw cards anymore in those when I do that.

[03:26:52] Ooh.

[03:26:53] Um...

[03:26:54] There we go.

[03:26:56] Extra energy from that.

[03:27:06] Awesome.

[03:27:08] That's not playing Riftbreaker?

[03:27:20] Uh, no, if I would play some more Riftbreaker, I had a good time when I played.

[03:27:25] Mm-hmm.

[03:27:26] Oh, you're dead, you're dead.

[03:27:34] Oh my lord, dude. Now that we're doing a poison one, it's giving us all of the things we don't need.

[03:27:45] Okay, saw my camera here to the left, see the block, sure.

[03:27:49] Outbreak is, okay, while crossing a bricky wooden bridge, there's a sudden turn of rain.

[03:27:54] Massive gust of wind, buffety threatening to end your journey.

[03:27:57] Don't I have two outbreaks?

[03:28:01] No, I only have one.

[03:28:07] Shoot.

[03:28:08] I'm gonna take two damage with random eyes or 3 HP.

[03:28:15] No!

[03:28:16] Fine.

[03:28:17] Damn, dude, that sucked.

[03:28:21] Okay.

[03:28:23] I'm not losing bullet time plus, damn.

[03:28:30] Oh hell yeah. There we go. Lovely. Oh look it's crab people. Crab people. Oh my Jesus

[03:28:44] what is happening. Crab raid? I did have two outbreaks. Wait what? Okay.

[03:28:57] Oh

[03:29:23] Okay

[03:29:27] Ow. Is that a robo crab? Wait, what's going on here?

[03:29:57] Nope.

[03:30:15] Still in it with energy too.

[03:30:22] Love it.

[03:30:26] It's more blocking in.

[03:30:52] So a targeting card is this, right?

[03:31:07] If I do this, it's going to face me that way, and then we're going to do less damage.

[03:31:18] Okay.

[03:31:19] Man, we got nothing this round here.

[03:31:21] Oh this is trouble. Okay. We're about to get smashed.

[03:31:34] Is that all? What? What? Um...

[03:31:46] Okay.

[03:31:48] Oh shoot.

[03:31:53] Now.

[03:31:58] Um...

[03:32:03] That snake bite.

[03:32:08] Oh, I should have done the tisaping.

[03:32:13] Oh, I should have been anticipating. That's okay. That's okay. We'll save it.

[03:32:20] Uh, not gonna matter, I guess. That's good.

[03:32:26] Okay.

[03:32:33] Get that damage down a little bit.

[03:32:38] If I defend in, or poison.

[03:32:43] Go for it damage. Okay.

[03:33:07] Gonna play that safe. Put that poison do some work.

[03:33:13] He's not attacking so we don't need defensive stuff for now.

[03:33:23] Beautiful.

[03:33:24] Oh God, what now?

[03:33:25] Oh!

[03:33:26] We don't have to fight the crab, too?

[03:33:29] Well awesome.

[03:33:33] More adrenaline.

[03:33:34] I love adrenaline.

[03:33:37] Act three, glory.

[03:33:39] A little thief is stuck in my domain, don't think I can't see you, come on out.

[03:33:46] The silence steps out of the shadows.

[03:33:52] Uh, oh?

[03:34:03] No delicate frond is interesting.

[03:34:06] Um.

[03:34:08] Hmm.

[03:34:10] I'm going to do frond.

[03:34:16] Sounds interesting.

[03:34:18] All right, we've got a decent amount of money, nothing interesting down here.

[03:34:24] We've got a couple, we can make a couple options over here, we've got one there.

[03:34:29] Here's on both sides, it's a pretty identical, I'm going to the left side, let's go this

[03:34:42] way.

[03:34:43] I don't want to retain the sand.

[03:35:12] Okay.

[03:35:13] Hey, we're Dragon Rob, good morning.

[03:35:25] That's what I use this I think.

[03:35:42] Great.

[03:35:47] Ow.

[03:35:56] One two three

[03:36:04] Got him boom hey good morning chap time. What's up, bud?

[03:36:13] More free block we'll take that

[03:36:15] Devoted Sculpture. Interesting.

[03:36:45] Cool!

[03:36:52] Oh, God!

[03:37:03] Oh, Lord, at the end of the turn, they nine strength brunt slow down.

[03:37:13] Beautiful.

[03:37:37] And then I'd love some of my poison cards.

[03:37:47] Got this wonderful poison effect that we can do right now

[03:37:50] and we don't have any cards to play it with.

[03:37:56] Press casually hitting for 22 right now.

[03:37:58] Sir.

[03:38:01] Sir.

[03:38:06] Um...

[03:38:07] Okay, got him.

[03:38:26] Great.

[03:38:27] Perfect.

[03:38:28] Perfect

[03:38:38] Sure, I wish we had had more that last round we'll do it life

[03:38:45] Arms suddenly jet out from a nearby hole clutching a suspicious bag of riches and truly a cursed relic

[03:38:55] Yeah, I'll get clumsy

[03:38:58] since it's ethereal.

[03:39:03] Every 10th attack you play deals double damage.

[03:39:11] Oh my god, you have a lot of HP.

[03:39:23] Oh, I can't play two of those in a turn.

[03:39:25] Whoops.

[03:39:56] Okay.

[03:40:15] I would take the hit this round.

[03:40:17] We have some poison going.

[03:40:20] This guy has a ton of HP.

[03:40:26] My lore.

[03:40:33] I can't run any more cards.

[03:40:34] Okay.

[03:40:35] See, 50% less attack damage until it lands.

[03:40:59] Rude.

[03:41:11] Ow.

[03:41:14] This guy's kind of wrecking me, Chad.

[03:41:20] Dude, I'm about to take 24 health. There's nothing I can do about it.

[03:41:26] Oh, man.

[03:41:29] That was a massive hit. We could not afford that was an angry

[03:41:44] burb it was was a very angry burb very angry burb

[03:41:56] great get our journalists upgraded what are you boy and we can trade the pen nib

[03:42:04] for an amethyst, a blood vial or a planesphere or a centennial puzzle or a cloak clasp.

[03:42:17] Oh, a cloak clasp.

[03:42:19] Yeah, yeah, like that.

[03:42:20] That's someone that gives us, oh, you know what?

[03:42:22] Ooh.

[03:42:23] Yeah, we're going to try this elite chat.

[03:42:34] we're doing it. We're doing it.

[03:42:37] We'll go again, alright?

[03:43:04] Okay, man, all this energy we can't do anything with, that's rough.

[03:43:23] We're about to take a big hit, chat.

[03:43:40] I'll take a very big hit.

[03:43:45] Now...

[03:43:47] ...and we're vulnerable.

[03:43:59] Got a leg sweep that, got it deflected.

[03:44:03] Got the fins.

[03:44:05] Yeah, we just got it, you could say.

[03:44:07] I wish I could get lower snake bite to a single point.

[03:44:18] It's not going to help, maybe get some more poison on him.

[03:44:37] Okay.

[03:44:39] So did you try not to suck monkey balls at this game?

[03:44:45] Not yet.

[03:44:47] I'm considering potentially trying that, but I have not decided to yet.

[03:45:17] Got him.

[03:45:27] Woo!

[03:45:38] Or a Calcum.

[03:45:40] If you end your turn without block, gain 6 block.

[03:45:44] Another backstab?

[03:45:45] Yes, I like having a bunch of damage at the beginning of the round.

[03:45:55] You are not allowed to reject.

[03:45:58] As you pass under a golden archway, Horn's Blair confetti explodes and

[03:46:01] streamers glide down from the ceilings.

[03:46:03] We do?

[03:46:04] I get like at least a parachute or something.

[03:46:08] Service today's decider.

[03:46:11] You sit in a chair of decision making and the trial begins.

[03:46:13] A non script woman with a hard to read face steps forward.

[03:46:15] She is charging from a theft and con artistry when the woman speaks you believe her, but ample witnesses a tensor misdeeds both sides of the story are compelling

[03:46:28] Transform two cards

[03:46:45] Oh, cool.

[03:46:49] Okay, those are fun.

[03:46:53] Alright, man. Invenom seems pretty great for us.

[03:46:57] I can't risk the biscuit. I want to risk the biscuit.

[03:47:01] I can't risk the biscuit.

[03:47:15] Oh reptile trinket would have been so good we'll get thinking ahead too next time remove

[03:47:35] the cursed cards? Oh, we can remove cursed cards? That would have been smart. Yeah, that

[03:47:45] would have been real smart. What do you got next time? Oh my god, this motherfucker's gonna

[03:47:51] give us 10 cart bro what is your primary function what is happening game one ritual

[03:48:09] Oh, I was supposed to random them to zero, you dink.

[03:48:35] Put one hand from your... on top of your dropout.

[03:48:40] Is it gonna keep the mana cost?

[03:48:44] I hope not, let's see.

[03:48:47] I really hope not.

[03:48:49] Okay.

[03:49:00] Oh my.

[03:49:05] No, no, no, no.

[03:49:13] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

[03:49:23] Oh, Pummer.

[03:49:30] It's possible to see the amount of block that's that right there.

[03:49:55] Hmm.

[03:50:02] Hmm.

[03:50:09] Hmm.

[03:50:17] I don't have any defense stuff, shoot.

[03:50:31] Okay.

[03:50:33] I could have gone worse.

[03:50:41] We're good.

[03:50:43] Oh, we got him.

[03:50:46] This man's gonna be dead.

[03:50:59] See ya!

[03:51:02] Great.

[03:51:09] or flick black.

[03:51:26] I want these.

[03:51:39] Oh, that wasn't great.

[03:51:49] Bam!

[03:52:01] Not bad.

[03:52:02] Speedster would be good with us. We're doing a lot of card drawing.

[03:52:13] Oh, resting to fold before the boss fight. Oh man.

[03:52:18] Oh man.

[03:52:21] I can visualize that all the time.

[03:52:40] Whenever you play a skill, gain too straight.

[03:52:46] When test subject C8 it would be defeated, it instead revives even stronger?

[03:52:51] I'm sorry, what?

[03:52:54] No.

[03:52:59] No.

[03:53:02] Yeah, I'm not okay with that.

[03:53:03] I didn't sign off on that, I'm sorry.

[03:53:07] No.

[03:53:16] It's going to do it again?

[03:53:43] bro no

[03:54:02] oh you're gonna hurt a lot

[03:54:05] You're just casually gonna keep hitting for 30

[03:54:36] That week did not do much

[03:54:45] Go ahead and get that early we can

[03:54:51] Now oh my god, dude

[03:55:00] It's for doubts

[03:55:02] 30 for 22.

[03:55:14] I'm going to get this dude poisoned up.

[03:55:38] God he's sitting so hard.

[03:55:40] man I don't have I don't have the stuff to keep up with this

[03:55:56] I think we got him at least until the next turn

[03:56:01] that was real lucky dude oh my god

[03:56:10] What is intangible 1? I don't even know what that is.

[03:56:17] Oh no.

[03:56:23] This neutralizes you.

[03:56:40] Hmm

[03:56:51] Tangibly wears off

[03:57:01] We're talking a lot this turn

[03:57:10] Okay.

[03:57:25] Reduce all... wait, what did that say?

[03:57:31] Reduce all damage taken HB loss to 1.

[03:57:36] So that only poisons for 1.

[03:57:38] Oh, man.

[03:57:40] This is poison go back up when the tanker wears on.

[03:57:46] Oh, it does!

[03:57:49] So even poison doesn't do it.

[03:57:51] Wow.

[03:57:52] There, dude.

[03:57:54] Okay.

[03:57:56] He's intangible again dude. He's intangible and I got like

[03:58:18] Nothing. I got nothing. I think we're dead. We're dead. Yeah, there's nothing I can do

[03:58:26] We're dead

[03:58:33] Yeah, it sucks

[03:58:43] Good run though, that was awesome

[03:58:45] Good run!

[03:58:50] I like it.

[03:58:54] Learning a lot every run.

[03:58:55] Yeah, I haven't yet tried trimming my cards.

[03:58:57] I think my next run I'm really going to work on trimming cards.

[03:59:00] Yeah.

[03:59:01] Oh my god.

[03:59:03] Is that a thumbs up going into the- why are these all in MS pant?

[03:59:07] A signature in a familiar set, horses in the silence veins, a heart piece is slowly

[03:59:10] killing her, the grotesque trophy is hurled in the ocean, but the blighter's no

[03:59:13] Oh, it's beta art its placeholder. Oh my god, that's amazing

[03:59:25] Okay, that that just that just made it a lot better. Whoa, the underdogs dying like a new level

[03:59:34] What the heck? Oh cool

[03:59:37] Man chat turns out this game is pretty good

[03:59:41] Oh

[03:59:44] Turns out

[03:59:45] This game is pretty good, and you know what I think we're gonna play it more tomorrow morning. Yeah, or maybe even tonight

[03:59:51] I don't know for me like this is this has been this has been awesome

[03:59:55] Yeah, this has been really cool. Okay. Thank you guys so much for being here this morning

[03:59:59] Like I said normally on Fridays. I go until about 2 30

[04:00:03] But today my kids have a half day at school. There's a big event going on there

[04:00:06] So I'm going to go and meet with them and hang out with my kiddos this afternoon should be back tomorrow though for a nice full

[04:00:12] morning stream probably more of this and

[04:00:13] We'll have some cozies either tonight or tomorrow as well for either more Mugenics or more of this because this is awesome, too. Oh

[04:00:20] God, I'm gonna have like two addictions going in parallel

[04:00:24] We'll figure it out anyway

[04:00:25] I'm gonna knock you up to pass co if you want to hang out there and watch with the community feel free if not

[04:00:29] I will see you later for more funny games and also thank you so much for spending some time with me

[04:00:33] I'll see you guys later. Have a great one. Bye. Bye. What about we break her? We're breakers fun, but it's not an addiction

[04:00:38] So I haven't yet decided if this is gonna be an addiction or not, but we'll we'll see. Oh lord anyway

[04:00:44] All right, I'm gonna go try to feel better and catch you guys later

[04:01:33] You again.

[04:01:35] By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.

[04:01:42] Don't resist. We'll be quicker that way.

[04:01:52] All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them.

[04:02:01] I see your control. Ignore the clowns in your mind. The villagers need your help and the

[04:02:11] The Traumatis is no place for illusions.

[04:02:19] It will be a difficult task, but together, you will rebuild this town.

[04:02:30] Find the soul of the blade, and hone your steel, to prepare the challenges ahead, and there will be an end.

[04:02:48] For the eternal prison knows no bounds.

[04:02:55] There's no way out of this prison, wanderer.

[04:03:01] You are from the unceasing grip of death.

[04:03:14] Why is Pickle a concept?

[04:03:16] What the hell was that?

[04:03:17] My butt on Times Square.

[04:03:19] I just got killed by an electric f***ing help.

[04:03:22] Hi.

[04:03:23] Co-carnage here for the quick tip for you. This is pretty cool and not a huge

[04:03:28] amount of people know this. Margot Shackle.

[04:03:35] What's supposed to do something right there? I think I've never done it before.

[04:03:39] But it didn't. So this has been another tip with Co. Thanks for being here. Alright,

[04:03:45] have a good one. I thought are these not the chariots that it interacts with?

[04:03:49] That's in another dungeon.

[04:03:58] Well, I've never done it before, so my tips suck.

[04:04:02] So if you notice, like, right here, for this jump, if I just try to jump here,

[04:04:08] there's no way I'm gonna make it. There's no possible way that you can make this jump.

[04:04:13] In other parts of the game, there's no possible way you could make a jump like that, where

[04:04:20] you would be able to then do it with a running thing.

[04:04:23] This is not one of those areas.

[04:04:25] But a big and special shout out to our friends at the American Heart Association, I'd like

[04:04:28] to thank them for actually getting my butt on Times Square.

[04:04:32] Well, actually my face, but my general butt.

[04:04:35] I've never been in Times Square, and they put me on a billboard in the middle

[04:04:38] of it.

[04:04:39] So pretty cool.

[04:04:40] And we very much appreciate that.

[04:04:42] have not done that before, so yeah, it's very, very cool.

[04:05:01] I'm gonna find whoever that was. I'm gonna find you.

[04:05:04] Wait, rest and get up and talk to him again?

[04:05:07] Oh, Jesus!

[04:05:11] Well, build a main zone right now, the Coladin.

[04:05:14] Mm-hmm.

[04:05:16] Basically, I see enemies and I say,

[04:05:17] Hey!

[04:05:18] Hammer time!

[04:05:19] Oof!

[04:05:23] That would have been...

[04:05:25] so funny.

[04:05:27] I'm gonna knock you off your damn perch.

[04:05:29] Look at this.

[04:05:29] Hammer time!

[04:05:35] Hammer time!

[04:05:38] It's like bowling!

[04:05:41] You're gonna push me look at him look at him. See this is what you've done to me Miyazaki

[04:05:47] This is what you've done to me. I go. Oh look an item near a ledge. Well, obviously that means there's a guy right

[04:05:54] Oh look, oh he throws bombs, but of course he throws bombs Miyazaki. Of course he does

[04:06:03] Nine times out of ten when you see an enemy at the far end of the room

[04:06:06] That's called a bait enemy

[04:06:07] And what they want you to do is run in and attack it because probably there's gonna be a guy on the left hand side

[04:06:11] You're ready to stab me in the back. Oh, wow the one oh, he's on the other side. Of course he was I

[04:06:22] See me as hockey has evolved

[04:06:27] This is the kind of Chungus fighting I want from this game

[04:06:31] Notice how we're in full control of the fight

[04:06:33] This boss is doing everything he can to damage us and we're just like

[04:06:37] Well, this is where I gotta keep my fat mouth shut shut!

[04:06:46] I know it's in that peri.

[04:06:58] What the f**k was that?

[04:07:02] Oh my god!

[04:07:07] Oh my god!

[04:07:20] God damn it! The one time I needed that freaking horse to go forward!

[04:07:32] I