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Yo yo yo hey doing everybody good to see you welcome to another evening here on the channel
I need to run to this gate real quick because it's really laggy and I'm going to die if I don't.
So give me one second. This is a game you'll be seeing a lot of
in the future, but not yet. Right there we go. I think this card is going to be great. Awesome.
Okay, let's play some of this stupid cat game. Is that MOM? Yes, that is monsters and memories.
I'm loving the game. Very, very good. Very good. Highly recommend.
and highly recommend by Danny Danny's pretty into these playing cleric right now.
Yeah.
Mm hmm.
My highest I have like seven characters right now my highest is my rogue at 10.
And it's great.
Mm hmm.
Danny best cleric he is.
He is the best cleric.
76% complete.
All right, we just beat
the boss, didn't we?
We're thinking of keep going.
Further into the past.
Hey, Twisty Adam.
Looks very EverQuest. It is very EverQuest.
Monsters and Memories is the EverQuest 2 that we didn't get.
Yep. Yep.
Yep.
It's amazing.
All right, we have a lot of these guys.
Milestis steals equipment from cats and collects pickups.
Well, that sounds terrible.
I want to kill him immediately. These guys range attacks create tile tires.
Tile Tile Tile Tile Tiles to Tartar Tartar Tartar Tartar Tartar Tartar Tartar.
Um...
See.
Burn away with them.
Boom!
Got all them out early.
Me?
Yeah.
Go get him, cave bro!
Go get him, cave bro!
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the
house
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the
house
Give all of your mana to a unit in range 3.
Mana metal.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kbaby got old, yeah he did.
Oh, one second.
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the
I can't
Me now
Okay
Cool
Beautiful
We need more putters what more putters are required
I love that if they miss, they still deal damage to themselves and die.
It's very rude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get Per. Per's actually really good. Especially considering we don't have a cleanse.
Oh
Hmm
Three
No, that sounded bad
I
I miss.
They'll get all that off.
Oh
Yeah
Okay.
Wow.
Okay.
I
There's a combination that makes this like one of the better items in the game.
There's a there's a perk you can get that like destroys all your stats but all your damages
Oh I think it gives you one HP but all damage is reduced to one and then you can wear the
leather jacket and make it so you take zero instead of one which is kind of fun.
I want to fight those guys again and rage put the boom again I can't spare
You didn't attack me?
That's a little weird.
What the hell is my boy doing up there?
He is hooping and hollering.
Um...
Oh, Russia unit for three random stat-ups?
Yeah, we'll take that.
He's not gonna go late in the next turn.
We'll pick up cats and pet them.
What?
Um.
As a wide melee attack, knockback 10 with a chance to inflict stun.
Okay.
Oh, I see he wasn't kidding.
Go my cootie friend.
What a guardian angel on him.
Nice.
Ow.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Hmm.
That'll work.
Are these guys apart?
Oh, there's a dog.
I think Sans is not hiding, bud.
Ooh, close.
Wow, I cannot do anything with this guy.
all of my mana. Oh, my verb. Where are you going? It's one of me who took out his corks
too as you do
I'm not sure.
Shoot.
Shoot.
Shoot.
Shoot.
Shoot.
Shoot.
Shoot.
Shoot.
Where's that smell coming from? Great question. Great question.
Ancestor's skull. Knockback to deal with her in spite of him.
I hope I don't get mayhem flooded he says
Oh
So
Everything's on fire
Alright.
Hit.
Hit.
I
Don't ever let's forget to
Okay.
Boom.
What if that don't work at all?
Probably not.
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Oh
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Okay
Boom.
Great.
Tough, tough, tough. This doesn't look like Toxic Mando. This in fact is not Toxic Mando.
This is Stupid Catman.
Complete Jurassic with the mage and the fighter.
Fire attack that inflicts burn 5.
A melee spin attack that uses both your movement and attack action.
Oh, and an arrow of infinity. Those are awesome.
Okay, nice.
Hell yeah.
Trows come a long way from chasing rats.
Little bit, man.
Sacrifice.
Chico.
He leaps to the volcano. The party here is distant screams as Chico parishes and the depth is far below.
Well, that seemed not like a great idea.
Okay.
Anyone up for a game of Commander?
Okay, we want to bring over a lot of this stuff, let's see.
Some butter and some toast.
Okay.
One of those things, hey desert, what's up, buddy?
So now the cost.
Lucky with...
Hit!
Aww.
couple cats got old and teard
how much money did we make?
oh, 175, nice
uh...
did it say two cats battle?
They didn't say two cats battle?
Hmm.
They're down here again.
They're actually pretty good.
We'll bring you.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
You're great. You're not.
Carissa explains it all as we send her to the farm. Sorry Carissa. You didn't explain
at all. Let's go here.
Gnarled Clown.
An Equinox Nitrogenic.
She doesn't have to specialize.
Huh.
Are you... Does there's something to be done?
Oh
Well damn it
Okay, we're gonna go to... you.
Alright, Chippy, you're good.
Gimli, you took a temporary water bottle trinket at the start of the battle?
Okay, so, he's got a water bottle right here.
Hector.
Can't eat or use consumers, no thanks, but.
Uh, a niece.
A niece? You might be as useful.
I'll be okay.
Let's do one more and then we're going to send a break down.
Because we need to get some more people before this big attack happens.
Oh, Clinton.
It depends on what the definition of he is.
Let's go to Lulu.
I think you're pretty good.
Thank you.
Uh, Chuchapito.
Yeah, we can keep you for breeding, I guess.
Um...
Johan, we can keep you for breeding.
If you're, uh, you're only five, but...
We could use you for...
I
Ran some
Here 25 bucks
There's another one, chat.
Uh, what are we even...
I don't even remember what we're using for this.
Yeah, stars, right?
That's not stars, stars we're using for sick.
Oh, it's the health thing, isn't it?
All seven didn't get to the first.
Is this another one?
Oh, there you are.
Now we're in the same order.
Don't worry.
That's the one.
We're here.
Now.
We're here.
Now.
No, I'm sick of some...
We definitely have some kittens that are not...
They're absurd, you should think of these guys.
Sweet Pea!
That's a nice one, Pea.
Hero!
I
Okay.
Hey, Estriel, what's up, buddy?
Holy shit, I've never seen this item.
Natural 20?
Wow, that's great
Okay, we gotta go
I'm gonna bring a fighter.
Gonna bring a cleric.
Oh you also are a path. You were a path of the fighter as well.
But you have a path of the fighter. Let's make you a butcher.
And then you, I do it.
This will be interesting.
Let's see what happens.
I don't know how this is going to work.
Let's find out.
Oh, we can apply these directly. That's pretty cool.
Okay.
Okay.
Ooh, side slash.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
When you take damage, trample one tile towards the source of the damage.
I'm gonna give you Super Size Me 2.
For you, we're gonna do...
Go radar dish, pick nerve implant, and I'm going to give you the king's crown to make
you an alpha at the beginning and give you the extra turn initially.
What did you get?
Adel Cry and Mega Minion.
Oh, so we got to get you some minions, buddy.
Oh man. You gotta get this man some mignons.
Um, much of them happen when you spawn into confusion.
I get a leech bird just to be hilarious.
Yeah.
And we'll do...
I don't really have a lot of good mechanics, let's do Brace one of them.
You are what the superhero thing is for sure.
The iron jaw you to attack the lifesteal and will also give you a superhero.
Yeah.
Give me an egg.
Give me your wafer.
Or you.
Give me your survival hat.
Holy almond spells still double damage enemies instead of healing and inflicting per.
I'll give you an extra weapon to use each turn, what could you use?
Yeah, that works.
Uh, Druid, you're gonna get seven in invulnerable fly familiar, and two hits.
Cool.
Hey, this is gonna be a frickin' run, Chad.
This is gonna be the same.
Okay.
I don't know how this is gonna go.
This is a weird team.
Let's find out.
That goes again oh again oh did not need that let's have a mixie just do you
do that.
Boop.
Yoy... don't.
Sure.
Oh, it's my bird. You dare for that bird?
Oh, I should have done that last. No, we'll do that next time.
Beautiful.
Hi, it's Mack.
Boop.
They were hitting for eight.
We just got a med hat out of that?
Bro!
Oh yeah!
Wow!
Oh, they still attack the fly even though it's immune.
Oh, that actually makes it incredibly strong.
really cool. Okay. Man, that was a very smooth first round. Good, good, good. Oh, these are
all good. Let me get Inspirational Song. I really like Inspirational Song. I know we got to get
summons on him, but I feel like we can, uh, I feel like we can try to get Squirrel or something better.
Oh no, these are the dudes that... it's melee attack inflicts injuries.
So you gotta be real careful about this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
9 damage, not bad man, but it's not bad.
I did zero nice one here oh interesting that's a cool skill okay
Wow.
I'm gonna move you out of the way because I do not want you getting injuries.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Shaka and Broke, but it was worth it.
Grab those coins.
Okay, perfect.
Okay.
Ms. Rev Critter, thank you so much for that, friendo.
I appreciate it greatly.
Oh.
Oh, I don't know about that.
I don't know if you have the HP for that.
Hmm.
I think Leap sounds pretty good.
Gravity Slam sounds pretty good.
Let's try Gravity Slam.
That's a cool looking one.
Any specific goals this run?
My specific goal this run is to win because we have a story continuation fight on the
next day at home.
So this is just...
Oh, can't be suffered broken ribs.
Oh, bro, all things.
That's a con. That's not good.
A long mad hat for him.
Draven.
Munch.
Come on, look at that.
Well that's pretty cool.
Oh.
Bam!
No!
Alright.
Okay, he's got one HP left, he'll be killed with a druid in this turn.
Okay
Beautiful okay looking good see this fly is amazing this flies actually awesome
You can't drive in there.
You can't get there.
Great!
Let's go hard mode.
Let's see if we can level these guys up. I'll get them out.
Hmm.
I need to give him another item.
For sure.
Oh
Beautiful
Okay, everyone healed up.
Poppy on the fire.
Love that invulnerable fly, man. It's kicking booty.
I don't want to kill my pro and really damage my lurker, because that is definitely what
would happen.
I say you he did
Damn, the fly still just walked up and ended her.
Ouch.
Damn.
Bam.
Wonderful.
Joseph!
Super Chat.
Joseph Super Chat.
Hey Co just wondering what you have ever played Arcanum of Steamwork and Magic of Spira.
If so what's your take on it?
Arcanum of Steamwork and Magicers were the best CRPGs ever made and when I first
started streaming I was actually working on a game that I came up with before, but
before she didn't pan out.
That game was a spiritual successor to Arcanum.
Yeah, so I need this to say I'm kind of a fan, yeah.
Yep, that's about where that is. Leave it to Super Cat.
Who's Xammon?
All the eyes were coins. Nice.
Hmm.
You are very low life.
Like very low life.
I think I'm being too aggro with him.
You're being...
Well, shit.
Hmm
Man, I feel like we lucked out there.
Okay.
I got a killer.
Got bad gas?
Wait, did you just give me a negative?
It doesn't say anything about giving viruses on this guy.
Are you kidding?
I
Oh no it's not a permanent it's not a permanent okay no no this isn't him
Oh, that sucks, dude. That's terrible.
Oh, I guess it's only the first round, that could be worse, but still, that sucks.
Used hat, used glasses, and a crusty sock.
Bro.
It is a set!
That was a set bonus only plus one, like, that's terrible.
That hurts.
Why are you bad?
Looks like it's time for a drink.
Remote detonator syringe.
Explode a familiar dealing five damage
with knockback in an area.
And basic action deals one damage to enemies and inflicts minus one damage.
Or psychic soul.
Oh dude, if we get like nurses glasses or whatever, that's a full kit.
I don't even know what the nurse's other thing is called.
Brace.
Fire.
Family top hotdown.
I need to reshine.
Projectile reflection.
That's actually not terrible.
We don't really have a lot of projectiles in this run.
Oh, reflected the leech back to him.
Okay, that's pretty funny.
Oh, that's the super part?
Oh my god.
That's so ridiculous.
Oh
Oh
Those are spawners.
God damn it.
That was amazing.
Oh, he reflects projectiles, didn't he, sure?
I guess that counts as my hook.
That works.
I'm gonna go to the future, let's go to the future.
I like this game selfie. Oh, dude, I have been loving this game. I have been so addicted to this. Yeah. Oh
My god
You
Okay
I hate when I get confused and kill myself instead of my target.
Oh, that was the worst.
Oh
Boom
How are you?
Ow.
Dude, I love how our Eric is like our heaviest carry.
kind of wanted to do psychic soul for the hilarity value but caretakers the
This safer option, we do need to survive.
Oh, what?
Anise got minus two int?
Just out of nowhere?
Oh, dude.
Jesus.
Hmm.
Immune to magic and debuffs.
Calls an airstrike when low health.
Why is it meh?
Do I have something that's knocking them back?
I have to.
I forgot what that is.
This guy has a wind element.
this guy has a wind element
Let's move it down here.
Yeah, okay.
God damn it.
That means I don't do any damage with my other attack.
Oh, that's a corpse.
Your basic attack has plus one knockback.
tool to tool
air trap mask
hack it, hack the gibsid
turn off robots, an ace press confirm
oh god, that's not a gib
have any line being linked with it?
Oh, we're suffering this part of the fun.
on it. Mega Fart.
He tries to get out every time and he never makes it hard.
Oh.
I definitely thought he was good.
He was not.
Shit.
Okay.
Cool, cool, cool.
I
Okay, looking good.
Okay, two attacks from him.
Boom!
Great!
More damage!
Hmm, Roxy knockback deal plus 5 damage and I'm chain knockback.
Well that's not bad.
Angel Wings.
If an attack would down you, instead lower your HP to 1 while at 1 HP this has no effect.
To the hard mode!
Okay, oh, that's not good
Oh might I should be able to move out this time for once
Nice.
You didn't too much to attach this turn.
Nice.
No, don't move back into the...
Is there an AI in this game?
You're not convinced.
Okay.
Meow.
Wow.
I don't know.
Oh, no.
Who?
Who?
Hi.
BAM!
BOOM!
BAM and BOOM!
BOOM BAM and BOOM!
Oh!
That's where it didn't do the Uber damage.
Hmm.
Awesome.
Shipping more starting mana.
Ooh, rare furniture.
Charmed the rats.
Okay.
We impressed the rats with fierce poses.
Immune to magic and debuffs.
Did somebody, man I would hate to be like a magic genius area.
I don't know if you brought in like a full magic side but oh my lord it'd be miserable.
That's probably gonna die up here but that's okay.
I
Oh no, he took out the airstrike.
He's calling an airstrike chat.
Oh no, that little shit's still alive.
Oh, I didn't see him.
His core drew and just got wrecked.
Oh God.
Let's don't get in there, please.
Oh, shit.
Bro, he's about to die.
Bring them far away, please.
I didn't kill him?
You know that bib is gone.
No!
God!
Dude!
Keep this game.
There we go.
Okay, dude, this is important to do it.
There we go.
Okay.
Dude, this board ruined.
It's getting wrapped.
Can we put some more stuff on them for survivability?
Let's see.
Uh...
He treads.
You need to survive, you need to leave, no we're done with leeches.
Millions of leeches, leeches for me, let's do that, oh god.
Shake machine.
I'll put some coins in.
Got a cinder block and a lot in it.
Oh god, it's Hitler too.
I didn't know we got to go first.
Oh
I don't know if our team just slowed shit this round, but like, that was terrible.
I
This works
I
I got to get out of here!
Great.
I
Okay
No use
Oh my god dude.
Dude, this guy's getting so destroyed.
Um.
Got no last life in my life
Robot, please take the place that you've been
I've never been able to make the way that you've dropped me
And it may be like a cat in a chair
Everything got no work to do
Hold, hold it, I'm here
Who's waiting for an ender
That's why I'm here to help
At least I reach
A sweet treat!
I want a sweet treat. I want a sweet treat. So bad.
Wow
Beautiful
I
of
There it is.
Great.
Great.
Okay.
Wait, can I have an alpha and go back and forth between the two to find out?
Humanicide is now on the radio playlist.
further into the future.
The end.
Chat, it's been a fricking pleasure.
Oh, I was only supposed to play an hour and it's been an hour
and a half because of this flipping game.
That's the only reason they can.
I mean, that's just where we are because of this flipping game.
All right, guys, thank you so much for being here tomorrow.
I'll be back in the morning at 80.
me to hear a little bit earlier for some.
Maybe Salah stuff.
Maybe more toxic commando.
Maybe say this fire too.
I don't know, but it's going to be fun.
Then tomorrow afternoon, I'm not on drop frames.
I'm off tomorrow afternoon because it is Kai's birthday
and we're doing some birthday stuff.
But JP and Zeke, I think are going to do co-op, say this fire too.
And it should be fun.
It should be fun.
But anyway, guys, thank you so much for being here.
Have a great morning, afternoon, evening, wherever you are on the globe.
As always, thank you so much.
Thank you so much for spending some of your life here tonight.
I hope you have a great rest of your evening or day and I will see you later for more fun. Have a great one
Go watch the Emberville. Thank you trailer. All right. Bye. Bye
You again?
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your master is here.
you again. By order of more dexius the true master of the acolytes your life must remain
vanquished. Don't resist. We'll be quicker that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them. I see your
See your confused. Ignore the clown in your mind.
The villagers need your help, and the Vetrometis is no place for those kids.
It will be a difficult task.
But together, you will be there with this clown.
Find this to me, please.
And hone your skill.
Prepare for the challenges ahead.
And there...
For the eternal prison, there's no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison, wanderer.
No more from the unceasing grip of death.
It's a boy. It's a boy. It's a little boy. Oh, that is awesome. Oh, we're gonna have
three little boys. Oh man, it's gonna be crazy. I knew it. I'm gonna have three boys. With
me we can be the four horse with the apocalypse. Super. Always wanted to end the world. Oh
Oh my god, your son is gorgeous.
Thank you.
I agree.
He's a little furrier than I was expecting, but, you know,
he's pretty great.
I mean, listen to those purrs he does.
He's either pretty cute, pretty cute.
Hi.
This is Gary's second visit today.
Listen to those purrs.
Those babies, man.
mother babies man
this has been a very frustrating night in this game
This is a video game
This overlord
Amen
Wonder I wonder if that's what it's like up in heaven after every prayer
Praise accepted have some bros is
Bruh they match the color of your soul in your home
I hope you dig them as much as I did you
Yeah, good. Yeah, I don't need more available slots. Oh god. What is that wall there? Oh, oh no, what is
second
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear sneakers oh
No sneakers!
Oh screw this.
There's rampant punnery in chat right now. Oh god, I'm sorry. I should be... I should control chat more.
My tiny hands, come here chat. It's okay. Okay chat. It's okay. Let me hold it.
Barry Carlisle says, Co will greet me now!
Hello, Barry Carlisle. How are you today?
Bumblebee Tuna.
Your balls are showing.
Oh my god, how long is your spear?
This is what a guy like us don't mean to ask more than this. You know what? Don't close that.
I regret everything.
But he should be. Lay it on him. Turns out she's a whore who likes to ride. Wow.
Don't I have anything else like a back button for example?
Um. Life doesn't have a back button. Now get off your ass and speak the truth about Sylvie the whore.
You