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03-23-2026 · 1h 33m
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Who's got time for intros? Not this guy. Let's play some Crimson Desk.
Hey guys, good to see you. We are
We are freshly showered without any pollen on us
knock on wood
We are ready to chill. Oh
My god
Okay, chase after the feather what?
Case after the feather. Oh, yeah. Okay, so we just traveled to
we're going to travel to the north and
Turn this question
And then we're gonna go from there to...
...the criticals.
Thank you, Melia!
You absolute boss.
You have a zoopilot, so you can...
Hey, the trip, what was that about?
The bobcat was awesome.
There's a little bobcat too.
There's a tiny bobcat too.
Got its color back and everything out.
Much better, and he'd barely even...
That doesn't even faze him anymore.
It is awesome
I want I want better wings so bad
Oh no, I think I need a shell weave!
Oh.
Can we actually mine stone around the fort, like other nodes and stuff?
I don't know if we've actually seen them.
Hm.
Not that we need to, not that we have the missions.
Speaking of which, we need to go get missions going.
There's nothing we really have any missions.
Actually, perfect.
Okay, here we go.
Why am I taking damage?
Am I bleeding or something?
Let's go.
Alright.
Can you play a straight wizard in this game?
Not really.
No.
Wait, can I not pick this thing up?
Oh.
I thought you...
Wait, okay.
Whoa, what the hell is this?
Okay, whoa. What the hell is this? Oh god
great we just sealed a spire of defiance because you know that that's a
thing that we sealed. What does that do? Hold on. Oh wow, right in the toilet. Oh it wasn't
that same after we opened all this. Okay, that's too bad. That's okay. Hey renewable, what's
that buddy? Well that means we haven't put on the ring yet. We need to get an upgrade
We haven't upgraded any of our rings yet, so we need to do an upgrade over here.
Copper.
Copper.
Grave Copper, earring.
Uh, was there another one?
Where's that at?
This one.
More copper.
Okay.
Uh, I think we're good.
Okay.
Uh, was there another one?
Where's that at?
This one.
More cover. Okay.
Uh, I think we're good.
Okay, here.
A massive power core found within abyss creatures.
Its energy output is so immense that no ordinary means can control it.
The core serves as a lifeblood for higher entities that have convinced abyssal energy,
though it carries the risk of going berserk.
Interesting.
Okay.
Cool. Now what do I do with this big energy ring?
Can I bring it back here somewhere?
Oh, maybe right there? Let's try.
Yes, I agree. The game would be great with a single button Marcus trash. So if I could go like hit
eye and mouse over something and hit like why to mark it as trash so why why why why why
like not having to click this mouse over tap button and it gets a little trash icon next to it
and then anytime I go to a vendor I can just hold a button down to sell all trash
Boom.
That was so nice.
So nice.
Oh, I can see it.
A VIS transporter?
What?
Um...
A device for traversing space and a component that can constantly
for traversing space and a component that constitutes the abyss nexuses.
Maybe I don't put it over here. Oh yeah, there were things on this. So maybe that's the prize here.
I guess we're done here.
Didn't really get any loot, but those things seem cool.
We'll see what happens.
So that looks fun.
Six Blades.
I did.
I saw my buddy Burke Black.
I followed him on Twitter and I saw him with like a 72,000 favorited thing.
And I was like, what the hell?
And yeah, it was apparently, it was a gif of the whale.
Apparently if you use paddle out to the edge of the map, you get eaten by a space whale.
So I can't wait to see that.
I saw the beginning of the clip and I heard what it was, but I haven't actually seen it.
I'm going to save that for the stream, but apparently like it's either a cutscene or
an actual creature or something comes up in the episode.
And I am looking forward to testing that.
Yep.
Okay.
Let's head right up.
Fire do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Yeah.
Hey, Co is your storage chest linked to inventory for crafting and cooking?
Not right now, but I really hope they change that.
It would be incredible if bonfire.
Maybe dust the bonfires in your camp.
it would be incredible if bonfire maybe just the bonfires in your camp like all
it the stuff in your camp was all auto-loaded with the stuff in your
storage that would be amazing but to be clear that is that is not like
something you can generally just pop it in a quick catch so I wouldn't expect
anything like that. That'd be real awesome to see that in this game. I would not
expect something like that what I would love is more QOL moving items selling
them marking in this trash stuff like that I think that that'd be much more
doable yeah but no if they could do that like have everything in your can't be
linked together anything you put in your storage chest you could use it the
blacksmith and crafting items and stuff great that would be great
hello hey buddy what you're back well at the bandits take in my fault did you see
anything odd I thought they're making some kind of medicine yes I'll have to
look into that more importantly I'm glad you're back safe thank you for all your
help you're new here aren't you oh nice there you
You getting me, Lou? That's a tough mission, man. Region blockaded. What region has been
blockaded down here? Bro! That is near my house. Look at this, they're doing like rituals
and stuff. Motherf- Okay, we're gonna have to do something about this. Arboria Castle.
Okay, let's go over here now
Good day to you before I do this you haven't it's this over there
No, we do not
But we could possibly like jump off here and get a lot closer. Let's do that
I'm gonna jump off from here and see how far I can make it over.
Can't I love that you're still grinding this game?
It's pretty good.
Dude, this game is a maze.
I don't know if I'm gonna finish this game before I go to Disney.
Um, like, this weekend.
Hold on.
This is why.
Yeah, this game is crazy good.
I don't know how I'm just not gonna play this for a week.
I mean, I'm gonna ring a laptop and play it.
I'm sorry, y'all.
It's gonna happen.
We're gonna try to get over as far as we can.
Oh, here we go.
All that sunrise dude, what?
Bro.
That is actually crazy.
That is wild.
That's so good.
Look at that wall.
Damn, man.
Damn man. There's a giant ass wall in there.
Then falls some more.
We got this. What is this impact crater over here?
Oh nice, we made some pretty good progress, that worked out for me though.
Man, what was it?
What's the game where if you're running in a direction, oh I think it's Elden Ring.
Is that the one where if you're running in a direction, you'll just automatically get on your horse?
What? This game does that too?
Dude!
Did that just happen?
I didn't know that was actually a thing.
You pissed off the whole time.
That is so awesome.
Oh man, this is good.
Mmm, should have cleaned up real quick here.
Holding E here works so well.
Oh, that's a full serve.
That's unacceptable.
We need just a little more. It goes over here, too.
There we go.
Got him!
Okay. GG.
So it did a little bit of, you know, casual liberation as you did.
Now let's see what the heck this is. This looks very interesting.
Oh, that's too far.
Let's see what this is.
Oh, there it is.
Phew.
Hmm.
This smells like a fast drive.
Oh, whoa!
Um, wild raiders, Kayle?
Dude...
Well, obviously you have to go take out the Wild Raiders camera.
There's something here!
Uh
He just could have stuck up
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How many? 150 apparently up to 7. Thank you buddy.
We appreciate that.
Oh yeah dude.
Awesome.
And I can't loot any of them.
Well.
Bit of a thing.
Um, I should probably go sell before we keep going on that waypoint.
That'll be able to kill every single person here, is there a cave?
Ooh.
Yeah, buddy.
One man army, just a little bit.
Yeah, perfect.
That's a fast travel too.
Let's go!
Onward and upward, and now we've got a fast travel show, and now that we actually have
a fast travel, let's go ahead and take advantage of this by going home, or not home, but going
over here, and selling.
Oh my lord, and selling.
Do you have any post-patch thoughts?
I just love the patch. The patch is phenomenal.
Is stealth viable in this game?
There is absolutely stealth potential, but you are going to be doing a lot of just fighting.
Yeah, a lot of just fighting.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Hmmmm...
What am I supposed to do?
You saved me standing here!
Alright.
I'm listening.
Don't take my place.
Wait, what's going on here?
Hi, you!
Hi, Borhound.
Do you need pets?
Is that what it is, boy?
Do you need pets?
You know what you need? You, sir, need some food. That's what you need right there. That's what you need, isn't it?
That's right. You get your munch on Borham. Hi.
Let me forge you a blade fit for legends.
Alright, let's see. We're gonna bank that. We need to look at this haystack.
You want the pumps? You want the pumps?
Oh yeah! We got this other spear!
I need to see what I'm upgrading tonight, so you can take a dip.
Man, a lot of stuff doesn't suffer. Anything important.
What's this? A baltomase.
We have range, so you can upgrade around.
Okay, we need to go store a bunch of stuff.
Probably do some clicking, too.
Let's go ahead and do that.
Let me forge that.
My skills are up.
Where is that haste thing?
There it is.
Always at your disposal.
Oh, an abyssal and a diamond.
Cockroach? All-Star Red? Blue Lavender? What?
Dude, making a set in this game is going to be like Monster Hunter.
I'll forge to order.
Bam! 100% right front.
No? Nothing?
Come on in. Looking to refine your gear?
No.
Stay. You can see what skill and fire can create.
There's nothing getting into a hundred that might give us something.
The Master of the Anvil stands before you.
What are we gonna do with the- we need small boats.
Oh, we got plenty of small boats.
Oh, this looks like it's attack speed plus one.
Dude.
This forge, remember.
Man, we need a blacksmith here.
I gotta keep doing stuff until we get one.
Okay, now we are 90 of 110.
We can do a lot better.
Can you need the second one?
I think you're on it.
Got some bags.
Cheers for that.
Got some geese.
Hello there.
What are you be drinking?
Yeah, rest your phone.
This is a haven for those with stories to tell.
Oh, Tiger Chunky.
Oh no.
No, Tiger Country. Thank you for the $20 tip for the Monty, but I really appreciate that.
Uh, I think we're good for you, so I can sell.
I want to sell these shirts. I don't know what color it is.
So, yeah. Um...
You don't want to buy my red squirrel?
Why don't you want to buy my red squirrel?
I just used a shop thing and I don't even have a guy in my freaking pant that does that.
I really hope I didn't get to help me out.
All right, I think we're going to go back up.
We're just going to have to make, oh, actually, let's go store first.
I'm going to go back up.
Oh, we're actually really good at missions.
Then we're going to store, then we're going to go back up.
I
Okay
They did good show. Oh there you are. I think you'll want to hear this. Oh
Oh.
I've caught wind of a group of grey-maned survivors.
Nice.
We're at him.
It's a bit far out, but I think it's worth a look.
Well, handle it.
I'll mark their location on your map.
I'm not sure who they are or how many there are
from the information I've gathered.
But they'll be surprised to hear we're getting the grey mains back to full strength.
Right.
We better hurry before they start moving.
Cool.
Oh wait, who's this random grey mate, bro?
Let's go to here.
Gift.
I can't gift you anything.
Damn, bro.
Wait a second!
If it isn't you!
Didn't I gift you a bunch of stuff?
Are you back at 10?
Didn't we gift that guy things?
No?
Maybe not?
And Ross?
Dealing with people is not as hot
Oh
Looking for someone to join your journey. All right, we need what is this?
Wine production there's some milk and some money buddy, but takes currency though. Oh
Yo
Let's do this. We need 500...
In particular.
Take care now.
Check for the new companions?
I don't know where they are, dude.
Oh, hello.
Is there... are there any bugs related to guys in your camp not saving their...
their affinity?
I feel like someone in chat said that earlier.
They're treating.
Oh, there's the... yeah, there's the powerful stuff.
They just love organising and searching out everything.
They reset.
Okay, so should we just not try to get our camp for now up, I guess?
Okay, there's that.
You could fatten the camp spot. I'll be here if you need me.
Light silver coin box? I don't think that's nice.
Let's put the stacks of stuff in here.
There we go.
Field devil mask in there.
I'm never going to use this honey to put that in there.
Gunpowder can go in there.
I'm going to put the mining thing in because I'm using the force thing now.
It actually looks almost seemingly better.
I'm going to pop you in.
you guys in for now. You have this cell in there. You can be sold. The iron ore in there, the diamond, the cloth.
I'm so glad I have a place to put this stuff in. Thank you, devs. Thank you, devs.
Okay, 65 of 110. Much better.
Thanks.
What time is it?
8.47. Let's get some sleep before we go traveling tomorrow.
Random shot!
I almost never use Twitch, so I have the biggest appreciation for the YouTube channel.
I've often on been watching since Terraria 1.3 playthrough.
Oh, hell yeah.
Simply put, thanks for being here, co-mods, plus chat.
Thank you, Adam Shot, for your $100 tip to the Monty.
Now, this isn't the first time.
You pull this every time and never follow through.
Shut up, you nag.
What?
Wait, that's not what I meant.
Forget it. I'm done.
You never listen anyway.
What's going on?
How good.
You talked to her.
I've got nothing left to say.
Damn.
Don't be like that.
Neither.
He's overreacting.
I saw a stray pup in town and thought I'd bring it back.
Then he got all high and mighty saying I shouldn't take in a life I can't care for.
Oh my god.
What happened to the other one you brought back?
It's hardly my fault it decided to run off.
And you might be happy turning a blind eye.
It's on in if that poor thing ends up stoned or starved.
Going somewhere?
An errand for Carl.
Right, of course, I'm following an errand.
Okay.
I know. I know.
We never stay in the wrong place, we risk dying every other week.
I know I can't always look after them.
And I know the last one ran off because it got hungry waiting for us.
Right.
But what? I'm supposed to just walk past it.
It was soaked shivering in the rain little shits were throwing rocks at it any
decent soul would have stepped in to stop them how can you ignore his desperate
cries that's what you are I mean
I'm I'm I think I'm on team this check
yeah yeah I'm just like my remember kids
what exactly do you mean by that I always so quick till I show anyone who tried to
help got better me I was shy that's all
You're not great with strangers.
You kicked over Andrew's meals, broke Marius's arm.
You fought Yann every day.
Yann deserved it. You only ever said things that pissed me off.
Who deserves nerves?
Nerves? Me?
That's only natural to be on your garden's strange surroundings.
A survival instinct.
So unka thought I looked like some scared little pop
More like an abandoned wolf cub
It feels like shit to be the abandoned cub
Right we're here
Now what was it car was after again?
You go fetch some meat. I'll pick up the woolen hides
We'll meet back at the town gate
Okay
The nag and the stubborn one.
Nice.
I win.
I'll tip my cap to you.
Over here.
Enjoying the day?
You'll find it useful.
Enjoying the day at the like where we are. Where are we?
It's the only vendor anything else
What quest is this oh this is a faction quest isn't it
What quest is this?
Um, it's not a main quest.
Huh.
Probably Butcher?
I don't know.
Hmm.
Donate 200 Silver.
Geez.
Factions scattered embers.
Oh, there it is.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Wait, all the way over there?
Damn, girl.
What's going on?
I'm going to ride all the way through.
Why didn't we ride it down?
Thank you.
Master Hall, thank you very much, man.
Oh, Master Hall, I have no idea.
I'd have to sit down and really think about it.
I don't have an off-the-hand answer to that, yeah.
Let's go buy some lean meat.
The leanest meat.
Can you help me out?
No, I'm not.
What was that for?
All right
Wait, what you're back at five to the right place. Oh wait, no
Lisa
You guys regret a full belly of I'm always open come by any time
Have tried jumping off the abyss using force palm as you died down yet. No, that's not fun
Watch it
I can't keep doing this, but you're back.
That's the little stray I wanted to bring in.
I should have been wagging her tail ever since I fed her some meat.
Looking at me with bright, hopeful eyes, her owner probably got off by bandits.
You should just keep waiting here, Clueless.
If you kill that much, you should take her.
Damn right.
I can't weather another of Andrew's lectures.
I already know getting attached will just hurt more.
Hey, why don't you take her?
Okay.
She could be trained to sniff out enemies.
What?
Come on.
Bang without a master.
Okay.
Now we got to get this dog to lure us.
Nice.
I think it's 25 pet per day.
There we go.
Now we need some of that, that foodie goodness.
Oh, it doesn't have any grilled meat.
Oh, it's here.
Billing.
There we go.
Oh, man.
That was gonna be like a king.
All yours, bud.
See this bud? Five lean meat.
This is so much better. Look at that. Trust plus 20.
Boom. That's a weird-less cap.
I think we have some, don't we have some tiny bones?
25 look at that I think that's all we can get we can try one more oh god
Oh, you want that? Oh god, I'm sorry.
I was gonna say don't eat that, this garbage.
Okay.
We're probably already maxed, but we'll check.
The-
Hey!
Yeah, we're- we're maxed.
Okay, we'll come back, guys.
Again, later.
Alright, we're going to go back up to here.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Oh, wait, what?
Oh, no, no, no, we're here!
No, sir!
No, sir!
Oh, sir!
That's weird.
Okay.
Oh darn, we didn't send our guys back out in the middle.
Hold on.
Let's go.
Facilities.
That's cool.
Okay.
Uh, let's do...
A state security.
There we go.
Great.
All right, we are heading to the next main mission, which is right over.
How do you make it so the horse just picks us up?
It does not seem to be doing it.
Did he get it?
Yes.
I
Was I go back for the loop I think it's time every rest
You really did ask for it again, I regret it
You just dropped a bunch of sweet taters.
Hey, we would have got along fine.
Got a sweet favorite.
Hey friend.
Please! Someone help me!
Thank you so much for your help.
I was on my way to deliver herbs to the monastery when a blasted bandit set upon me.
Could you perhaps escort me there?
Oh!
All right.
Oh!
What?
He smashed my wagon.
I'll have to explain to the priest and see if I can borrow another one.
Get the pistol.
What was that?
He is. He's killing. I think they were bad.
I don't even want to imagine what might have happened.
Here we go.
If you hadn't shown up.
Right bro, where we going?
Hopefully it's the way I'm going because I'm not going the other way
He wants to go to the church like
Over here
I'm not sure.
I don't borrow my ventures and stuff.
Hmm.
We're in the, we're in the
fucking heck of a ticket this time.
Yeah, I hope it's this way.
Yeah, I hope it's this way.
Those are enemies, aren't they?
Those enemies?
Maybe not.
Yeah, we're good.
Oh, it's weak.
I thought that was my main quest.
to go I'm going I'm going to the the waypoint this is happening
sorry bud
there
Look at all the moot cows.
Yellow moot cows.
Run!
Oh my lord, look at all this.
I'm for a grand day out at the circus.
Circus invitation.
Oh, are they all circus invitations?
Oh, yeah, they're all circus invitations.
circus in here.
How was this game run?
I'm not running everything on max since every day you are shuffling.
Or where you going?
There we go. How are you doing Miss Gatka?
Yeah.
I'll be dead without you.
Thank you so much. It ain't a lot. Please accept this small token.
Oh, that's funny.
Okay.
Hmm, this curves the direction we're going, so let's try and follow this thing, right?
These guys are, and I'm gonna save those for a boss fight or something.
These guys are intense.
Holy shit.
I like it.
I like it into a new area. What do you do sir Solomon's grace begins with a quiet prayer
Solomon's hand must have guided you here.
Solomon's hand must have guided...
I am most delighted.
May Solomon's...
I'm here for any who seek Solomon's grace.
Greetings, Sputure.
Good bless.
That's right, well said.
Super good bless.
So I have no idea what faction that was.
that was it just murdered us but we need to be a lot more careful it seems as we got light got
so i swear i i somehow got my horse to work to me and like get on but i am fairly not able to do
I can't do that anymore. What are you guys?
I can't get this smaller.
What are you?
You are the only thing that I fear when you are.
You lot aren't welcome here.
How did that miss?
There's like five guys in front of him.
How is this stuff easy?
Finally served.
I
Oh, my lord.
Okay, that's not a fight we can do regularly.
We need way more damage here.
Way more damage and way more defense.
That was rough.
Very rough.
Oh, God, there's like a whole bunch more of them.
Is this a camp?
Ew.
I love how your horse can sit down.
Are we like not, maybe we're not ready for this area.
I should go back and try to figure out how to get my gear a bit more upgraded.
Do you have any better idea where you are?
I thought I just don't have the deeps for this guy.
Sometimes you drop weapons at their level and they hook and you can maybe make one work.
For now, let's go around them, see if I can go a little bit more and more.
We gotta get that guy out of here.
Without wandering free-sword trying to get me?
Sure.
I wish we could get more of a game.
Let's help her down, please.
You might take advantage of these things, sir.
I feel like your building is more damaged than the spear.
Oh my god.
Okay, we're running from this.
Where's ever a time for my horse to automatically pick me up?
This would be it.
Oh my god.
Dude, can I like get on this faction's good side or something?
Might.
Whoa.
It is a real hard game to play, sir.
Look at this.
There's definitely an endgame area.
I'm only on chapter 5.
I don't think I'm...
Maybe you're just supposed to...
Run!
Hurry up!
This is not an area supposed to be in here?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm running to the main quest.
I'm gonna kill these guys, but they get stamina fast, but man, I was not killing them fast enough.
I don't want to pass it on to you.
I don't lose to the likes of you.
We're getting close, man, which is good what the hell's that guy doing over there
Doesn't he have awesome?
Lurvling.
Whoa.
Did he murder all the priests?
Whoa.
Oh, that smells good.
Alright, we got a fast round point over here. Awesome. That was quite a run.
I'm expecting to go this far.
I have a feeling this boss is going to get like nearly unnerving.
Die now, you little thing!
Can't let them speak your last brain language!
You don't know your place!
That's a struggle, Collin.
Dude, I wanted to get your blade, bro.
No!
No!
Did I love these coffee scenes? The animations are actually great!
Fighting that beast in the town hall is also amazing, it's really beast-holed.
Should I be feeling all the power yet?
Crooked cocky, great name.
I'll be fine.
Don't deal the weights.
Bro, I just chased you to literally the other side of the map.
What?
Killer of Rhaenus.
Something is required to activate.
Slam.
Smoosh.
Freased in a mask.
I just stole from a graveyard.
Contribution level decreased by one.
Might as murder that man.
No, he flew off, man.
We didn't get to murder him, I'm super sad.
Yeah.
Hi everybody, how you doing?
Good to see you.
You're still alive?
Let's keep here?
Oh?
Oh.
I can't talk to the kid
Ah! Sounds like someone's come calling. It'll settle soon. Don't get too worried.
Stop lying! I don't see the direct anywhere.
Peace now! I'm scared!
Solomon watches over us. I'll go see if the director says.
There could be danger, so bolt the door and keep out of sight.
you're not to go outside understood no matter the knocking if it's not my voice
do not open the door
it would have been nice to get some reaction from the kids when we came in
after seeing that scene. Like had them yell or scream or something. It's a little awkward
We're just kind of standing there.
Okay.
Hi.
Okay.
I do want to rob the children, but maybe not yet, but you will be robbed.
Someone's got to get their payment for all this work.
Oh.
Die, you dumb beast!
Calm yourself!
I'm looking for a man clad in black feathers.
I was pursuing him and lost the trail at the old friend.
Oh, oh, my dear son.
You know something about this.
Even after all that bloodshed, those fiends forced open Heaven's Gate.
Heaven's Gate?
It's sanctuary we have stood watch over, the generations.
Not simply, because it was sacred. There's more to it.
It is said that the gate leads to a world beyond our own.
But now those wicked souls have passed through.
So this was the shodown he sought?
They were the evil Link-Carnate.
They sought the secret to open Heaven's Gate.
And slaughtered the faithful who held their tongues.
That's what befell all those people.
Most were murdered.
And like if few were taken away, it was hell itself.
They said it was all her mother in the cellar lies a relic that can open
heavens gate here take the key and stop those monsters find somewhere safe and
stay hidden hmm
May you return safely under the blessings of Solomon.
All right, man.
The tale of Jesus.
God is in our frailty and bring justice upon the wicked.
I'm guessing everything here is going to probably be, um, probably be stealing.
All those would be church notices again.
If it doesn't show my power, does that just mean I can't use power skills in that area?
Kind of weird when it does that.
I'm not scared of you.
Good girl.
Hey.
Hey.
Okay. Now I do need to steal from the church.
Thank you.
Artisan's Mountain Goblet?
Oh, come on.
I really wish it showed the value when you were looking at this, let's go.
Enough stealing from church for now, I guess.
Okay.
There we go.
Okay, a worn decorative...
Okay, there's a decorative silver mine.
That's ten. Okay. That's not enough.
We need to like figure out what the expensive stuff we need to be stealing is.
I don't think it's any of this stuff. Two.
I love this stuff, man.
That was garbo.
We've got no time for you.
Dagger of Radiance.
Let's go on the stairs.
So, already steal the mansion in the first city?
No, no. We need to go to the first city and steal everything.
Yeah, that needs to happen.
Maybe, maybe we'll do some of that tonight at some point.
Although, I've already been playing an hour and a half.
It's supposed to be on an hour.
It's a freaking game.
of
Oh, the outside's off a little bit, I think.
Okay, that was weird.
That was a very cool scene in transition, right?
How did I do it?
How did I automatically-
Wait, he's doing it?
He's doing it?
Is he catching up?
Okay, maybe I have to be going slow.
Let me try to go slower.
He's going a straight line and going slow.
He's running up, he's running up, he's running up.
Oh, there it is.
Okay.
So you have to be running slow, not too fast.
Oh
Those guys are
I don't know what to do with it.
Drop your weapon.
No.
Okay, fine.
No.
I'm staying.
Okay.
Run.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
This is surprisingly working.
Go!
Man, the horse like really sticks well to the ground when you're blowing it through.
Check those waterfalls for seconds.
Oh, chat.
This has been an absolute pleasure.
I'm going to save it right here because I know I'm not going to have time to do all
this and and I really want to do all this so oh man chat thank you for being
here tonight tomorrow let me take a look at my calendar tomorrow is
pretty much this all day yeah we're gonna be playing this pretty much all day
tomorrow I have a meeting tomorrow but it's at 3 p.m. so I think you can get
a nice nice big old block in the morning and I hope to see you here for it should be a lot of fun
thank you for being here have a great morning afternoon wherever you're on the globe as always
thank you so much for spending some life here and I'll see you soon for more fun games bye
You were dead.
again. By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist. We'll be quicker that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them.
I see your confusion.
Ignore the clouds in your mind.
The villagers need your help.
And the Vitrometis is a known place for all humans.
It will be a difficult task, but together we will build this town.
Find the savior of the plague, and hone your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead.
And there will be a way to get there.
For the eternal prison, no, no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison, wanderer, or from the unceasing grip of death.
I
Hit the wrong goddamn button for grenades, I'd rather just do this. Oh, well, maybe not that
Oh, that was horrible that was the disrespect man the disrespect
the disrespect as I was saying oh god I haven't seen it oh wait is all my loot
solid ground no it's probably all gone okay you could have put your gear in a
chest and created a new character it's fine I'd rather just do this we're gonna
oh well maybe not that
dude what what the hell is this
Alright, so let's save it in case I fall, which I have many times.
Best to you, my dude.
Oh, there was a turret there.
Oh, you're up there. Wait, where are you?
What's going on? Wow. That was awesome. I don't really know what happened, but I think
I like it. Oh, there's our lighthouse. Beautiful. Okay.
Wow. Okay. That was intense.
I should have saved the first chat, damn it.
Okay.
DAAAAAAAH!
I HIT THE WRONG GODDAMN BUTTON FOR GERNAIDS!
I guess we'll never know!
I'm gonna call him Chat.
It's okay, Chat.
You did your best.
But as usual, it wasn't good enough.
You know what this guy needs in his life?
This guy needs a suplex in his life.
Bam!
Yep.
All right, here we go.
This is a bad idea to do this without food, but...
You know what I'm gonna do?
What a suplex this man.
Just kidding! Just kidding! Just kidding! Just kidding!
Gimme pet the dog!
Yes!
Okay, so I have to hold...
I have to hold D as I go about... around the roundabout when I hold D.
And then I have to switch...
I