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[!CrimsonThoughts] COZY CRIMSON DESERT! - NEW !Emberville Trailer (Thank you!)!
03-25-2026 · 3h 01m
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Yo, yo, yo, don't have a lot of time tonight, probably, so I was messing with this during
intro and I think I got it! I want to solve it without you guys. But I think we got it.
My brilliant strategy for getting it was to keep messing with it until it worked.
So that's cool. That was fun.
Cool.
You love to see it.
Hell yeah, let's go with the second part of the maze.
Ooh wow. Do I smell a VIP?
You do, Geralt. You do.
Woo!
Oh
At least for me they are
Hey, Mal Borgo with that five bomb thinking about
Check your surrounding
report back to Baron Alfonso
but first find and track this miss oh wait this is the this is the one with the building
we have to drop into yep where are we going for this quest Baron Alfonso
Oh, there he is.
Perfect.
Very car-line, says, do I smell anything?
Where's that smell coming from?
Where's that smell coming from?
Where's that smell coming from?
Good old blood-orange one.
I
Your eyes are sharp as a hook challenge yourself
Grisly beard I talked about a little bit at the start of the morning stream. Yep
There's a skill called Aerial Stab, it is a better air movement option for vertical movement
than focus stroke.
Oh, really?
That's this guy.
Interesting.
Take a look at that.
Welcome back. I recovered the manual. You've put us all at ease, thank you. Our family
masters of the spear but I've come to see there's still much for us to learn
from here on we'll set aside the pursuit of glory and forge only true
strength and you shall be rewarded properly for your efforts my lord we
should get going
please accept this five silver
Oh, Alfonso spear.
Good show, it's not that good.
Let's see.
A spear especially commissioned from the blacksmith of Haran by House Alfonso, Masters of the
Spear.
It is a razor sharp spearhead with a secondary blade behind it shaped like the sun.
It's kind of bad as some.
Yeah, not even worth five silver.
Ouch.
Oh, oh.
Oh, he's organizing many information.
His quest is not yet available.
So that is not the end of his question.
Good.
Let's go do a cell.
Let's go to our camp.
I
Can jump from hell appreciate you buddy
Please switch out
Okay
Hey buddy
Ah, there you are. What, travel break?
Oh, here you go.
No, that's a shame. My fists were ready for action.
If a fight breaks out, call on me.
Want something custom made? You do visit again.
I would like to thank Twitch for giving me the notification eight minutes after you've already been live.
That checks out.
Yep.
Good to see you tonight, buddy.
Ah, gift!
Here you go.
Man, people like it when you give them money.
Come here.
Time flies with a hammer in your hand.
Yeah, it does.
Nope.
Okay.
We had a few things.
I'll keep the water.
I think I'm going to keep the spear in case you want to go spear for some reason, which
might. Inventory freed up a little bit.
Okay, let's see.
Okay, that's looking a lot better.
I'll try to kick his stuff because I don't like him.
And how are we looking here, we didn't have that much more.
I'm an hour.
Oh my God, a jump.
Don't do me whenever you need to.
I wanna do a single...
Main story mission.
So many beats.
Put that lantern away, put shiny on everyone's faces.
now
I'm going to grab this in the wind.
I'll try to at least.
Oh
There was this aha no maybe yes
Perfect
They're super pretty
Hmm.
Help!
Hi?
Please take my hand.
Thank you.
You didn't hesitate to answer a cry for help.
Kindness always finds its way back.
I hope that we've crossed paths once more.
My humility be your chastity.
Hmm.
Kidding cave knowledge acquired.
Interesting.
Whoa.
Hmm.
Hmm
If you're looking for quality you wouldn't be looking it hello traveler a
Street vendor hello traveler all right, hello to you
Oh, sorry.
People are you?
So the main quest is right there.
What is it?
I get your point.
But charging in won't do us any good.
We need to assess the situation first.
All we need to do is lop off Love Vic's smug fucking head.
Simple as that.
I sure it's simple.
But still, we ought to be patient.
Or maybe you're just a spineless sack of shit.
Ah, watch your tongue.
or I'll cut it out we've been gone a long time if we're to fight we need to
know exactly what we're up against and now you're barking orders like you're
running the bloody show I was gonna scout their camp anyway never said we
should charge him blind I think Pailton let me be the same
Oi! You got something to say?
I didn't say nothing!
You saw?
Where you going?
Leave us alone.
I think they can solve every problem by barreling in head first like a damn bore.
Yeah, did you just say?
You wanna see how a real boar charges your cheeky fuck mother fucks you?
No problem.
Back it in.
Both of you.
Did you hear the way he just fucking talked to me?
I heard. But we don't have time for this. We'll need everyone against the Jackals.
Fighting allies comes first. Settle your grudges later.
Ugh, so everyone's just lining up to lecture me now? Is that it?
Fine, fuck it. You lot can use those big brains to track them without me.
Everyone's on edge.
How?
not to be their homeruns in ruins first we track down the jackals everything
else can wait
I told you, I might be tipsy!
What are you even trying to say?
What's got you into this state?
You're well over your limits.
No, I can drink more!
Stop, don't drink more.
That Alex place looking good back to me.
It looks like you've seen something you'd rather forget.
You're right. This is something no one should ask me.
Sober up and get yourself home.
We're leaving.
What happened to you?
May I be weakened?
It's nothing.
Nothing happened.
I didn't say anything.
Tell me. I'll help you if I can.
Do you think we're full?
You're one of them, aren't you?
After another offer, I bet.
I did all that you about did.
I gave you another life for your own.
You told me you were...
I was stood to stop coming after me.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
We've got some issues.
No, just a couple.
Just a couple.
Okay, look in here. Let's go see what this is.
Oh, it's done! Great.
I miss the times when GM was still alive.
Smell that?
Only the finest timber goes in.
Furniture isn't just an ornament.
What's furniture, Shai?
I will treat that a lot.
Don't buy any time if you need something.
Oh, crappies. Yeah, I know, I know that you can get, um,
but I want to visit the town, the main town in what is the
Dennis that area.
I definitely want to do that at some point.
I want to get a new armor set, dude.
I am, I am not feeling my armor set.
I'm feeling the gear man.
Oh yeah.
of
And
Gambling them
I hate gambling. Yeah, that's what it is. I hate gambling. I'm super anti-gambling so
So I just, um, destroyed the gate.
Oh!
You scabby turd!
You scabby turd.
Wow.
Now, now, now I'm going to play.
Do I have to play to mark it on my map?
There's no one to interact with everyone's test.
Okay.
150 silver though.
I'm not going to give it a...
That is CRAZY PITS!
How is this situation?
Hey! Naga Bell, thank you so much buddy!
I'll go beat some scents into them now. Don't even you'll only make things worse
So we're supposed to just let ourselves get shot on
I'd have dragged Marius along with unknown people would shut us out like this then at least we could eavesdrop on their conversations
Speaking of which, Eve drops on conversation.
obtain important information by eavesdropping. The eavesdrop option will appear if there's information that can be overheard in your buy.
How does one eavesdrop instead of was left for right right click
I have to like sit in a very special spot?
Do you have to lean?
Oh, oh, there it was, there it was.
Weird. Oh, you have to be next to the tree.
I'm going to make contact with the secret organization.
And then murder every single one of them
Too many unfamiliar faces I'll have to keep watch
Come on, do that again, I dare you!
Hi.
Hold!
Not just anyone walks in here.
Speak your purpose.
That poor lip-sickie.
Select question?
This is the ladder that keeps our town fed.
Be gone if you've got no business here.
Truth.
Aye.
Just make sure you don't do anything to arouse further suspicion.
I'm gonna lie to him this time.
Lie!
Uh, mysterious faction within Begin.
This town's under the protection of the Blue Fangs.
Have you heard?
Outsiders aren't welcoming, Pailu.
You're not welcome here either.
Seems my suspicions were warranted. I've nothing more to say to you.
This town's under the protection of the blue fangs.
The blue fangs?
Have you heard?
Outsiders aren't welcome in Pailu.
You're not welcome here either.
Yes, I'm thinking it's really weird.
Seems my suspicions were warranted.
I have nothing more to say to you this town's under the protection of the blue fangs
have you heard outsiders aren't welcoming payload you're not welcome here either you're not welcome
here either further bandits seems my suspicions were one of the no facts I guess I've nothing
more to say to you. This town's under the protection of the Blue Finders.
First leave? I may. Have you heard? Outsiders aren't welcoming, Pailoon. You're not welcome
here either.
Seems my suspicions were worried to have nothing more to say to you.
I think I'm gonna have to go back to the base.
here
there
Hmm, I had the dragon out? I do not, no.
Hmm, are we supposed to be eavesdropping these guys?
Not coming to the main quest.
Oh, I was just waiting for a camp thing to be done.
We're just finishing this up and then going back to the camp stuff.
Bro, these guys are not big in this game, give me a talk to them.
I didn't know what that's done.
You're not a strange one.
I am a very strange one.
I'm not your friend.
Hmm.
The jackals stirred up trouble again.
Just a couple of days, Buck.
Boy, is it?
Was it over here?
Where does it want me to be?
here.
The Jackals stirred up trouble again just a couple of days back.
They've been causing trouble near the village lately.
So wait for them to start talking then leave against the wall
I saw them slipping into the underground compound post.
You think we are up to something?
Okay.
Hail to you.
Please go on. Hold. Not just anyone walks in here. Speak your purpose.
This is the larder that keeps our town fed.
Can I say truth because I don't know what it is?
It's all got no business here.
Let's start a line and see if we have any options.
Yeah.
Where'd you hear that?
You know about this one?
I feel that as it may, I still can't let you in.
Hmm, okay.
This town's under the protection of the blue fangs.
Have you heard? Outsiders aren't welcoming, Pailoon.
You're not welcome here either.
Blue fangs.
Ah, so you've been poking around again, have you?
There are only two reasons someone comes looking for us.
We heard the blue fangs.
Without looking your eye, I see where you're after.
I can't bring a total stranger before Captain Paul is.
I'll need permission. Wait here.
Uh...
Here.
Seems my suspicions were warranted. I've nothing more to say to you.
Without looking your eye, I see where you're after.
I'm trying to have across legends?
Yeah, I think so.
Yep.
I can't bring a total stranger before Captain Paul is.
I'll need permission.
Wait here.
Aye.
Just make sure you don't do anything to arouse further suspicion.
I don't know about the leader.
I dream of him still.
The Jackals murdered him.
Oh, just casually resting on the roof.
I'm not sure of it.
He's scheming vengeance on the Jackals when he's speech.
Thank you, Coco.
Where is Torstein?
I haven't seen him about.
I think he's down in the underground command post.
Okay.
Do I feel thrilled by this quest?
Not entirely not.
Surely the chuckle.
Hold!
Not just anyone walks in here.
Speak your purpose.
I see where you're after. I can't bring a total stranger before Captain Paulus. I'll
need permission. Wait here.
First team. You even know the captain by name. Given the circumstances I have no choice
to be wary. Thank you, KVCQ. Nice. Go on and head down. Nice.
Wow, look at this.
On edge these days
That's fine. You've hidden yourself well
We can't risk exposing our location to anyone ah
You've arrived
indeed
Your timing can't be better
We've been devising a plan to reclaim Pailun
Those black bear bastards have been snatching folks sending them to who knows where
rescuing the prisoners is our utmost priority we've already figured out
whether being held captive will you join us right you can take care of the
situation in the mountains okay going good I'm the beacon once you're done
Okay
Follow the soldier
It's an honor creamy I'll guide you from here
I'll just vote dismiss the rumors of the greenies gathering again.
It really is good to see you all back in Pailoon.
Shall we?
Does this game remember a lot of replay value?
uh
Not really sure and I would err on the side of no, but there's a huge amount of normal play value
Yeah
I'm sorry. Oh, little poppers, they look like any poppers.
Jackals and black bears are in there again. The moon hasn't known equity. Especially the
Black bears
This is heaven.
Man, woman, child, it doesn't matter.
Father!
We try to track where they keep the captives.
Each time we approach and kill one behind the corpses of one.
We've been trying to lure a covert group, but they snipped us out immediately.
Before they'd reach attempt, we feared we'd lose them all before long.
Your arrival has taught us what we've had.
Then holding the captives at the Beacon Tower halfway up Silverwood...
The situation there is less than ideal.
The Jackals are on constant patrol.
Luckily, if Ender Pathman keeps out the Jackals sight,
follow it and reach our destination unseen.
Torstein trusted me to get you there in one piece.
Oh, how to scroll this whole course on, or are you milling?
Two silver?
Oh man, we gotta find a church.
You're on.
It's best to move quietly and stay up-sync.
Oh, whoa.
The jackals spot you.
I shudder to think of the consequences.
I've no doubt that you could cut them down, Gremien.
But there is another way.
So why wouldn't we just cut them down?
Oh.
Oh, I'm gonna screw this up.
I get all the way there.
This is happening.
We're not coming after me, are we?
No, why are they all red?
We're so let them kill each other real quick.
Oh, here we go, wonderful.
keep heading towards the waypoint
And was there any way we can get away from him?
I hope we didn't just mess it up
I'd be very unfortunate if he did.
He keeps popping himself up or something.
I don't know why I think it's what we got seen last time, too
Yeah, if we walk over like a small branch it takes us out of stealth
Oh shoot, they're coming down this path.
Uh, run?
Dude, stop popping up!
Okay, no, I'm not gonna deal with this.
if we're just gonna kill people on the way over this game is not getting the
tools to do this problem
no
I really hope nobody saw us.
Okay.
I think if we go around this outer side, we can come up behind you.
You can't do that.
Stealth minus 100?
Yes.
Yes.
Great.
God.
Them.
And it worked out great.
Now two lights have beacon.
It's awesome.
So pretty.
Is this all stealing now?
Oh, I can't get that badass sword right there.
It's all stealing.
Rude.
What is this thing?
It's up there.
I'm looking here for something, let's get all that back.
Oh, we got a hole in the hole.
Guess I was gonna work it, unfortunately.
Oh.
That's a bird.
It's not a mess of the bird.
Oh
What's up, Alvin, how are you, buddy?
Oh
I'll reunite you
I don't want to kill you guys this one loop I think
Capture three choppies.
Oh, this is it.
No has no place!
What is this area?
Main quest done.
Okay.
Let's get into some more.
Strike it in there!
No has no place!
Uh, let's see, I'm trying to remember which one my Kikumar is in this one.
Yes, guys!
Control and left click. Of course. Of course.
Director Warhammer Shaman staff. Alwyn Warhammer? Cool. Interesting.
Good stuff in this can, dude.
I'll get you some new boy.
Great.
All right, let's do a warp to your quick life.
What's wrong?
That works.
Great.
Great.
All right, we're going to turn this in and then head back to camp.
Uh, whoa.
Hold up, we got a bunch of new people.
I'll forge to order stay and see what skin fire can create
The Master of the Anvil standings before you.
I want to hear all of that while my work is seen out there.
I like this guy.
How much is that?
Sure.
I don't think we already knew that one. That's fine.
That is a-okay.
Some of the inaction over here. Ooh, who are you?
Welcome in. Say the word if you need a hand.
I need a hand.
I've got some new wearers in. Make sure you take it in your shop.
Quality is guaranteed.
Tast iron hand. Those are amazing.
Spice balls.
That's what you do.
We sell fleets.
Fine choice.
Until next time, be well.
I might want you.
Hmm, we'll have to keep him in mind.
We need to make sure that we get all of the vendors we want from the vicinity of kids that can buy their
Sturff is that the gambling then?
So what's this?
Are you in this building?
You are in this building.
Oh, grocer.
Today's vegetables are exquisite
Every traveler needs good food to keep them going
Tomato
Yes, goodbye to now
Did you see the gambling buying price here? I did
150 silver
Are you a chonky boy?
He looks a little chonky.
He's a chonky little boy.
I beg your finest part
Careless hunters are damaging these
Oh, I'm so scared
Oh
Wait for the right time
Good job.
That was something good.
That was something good.
Yeah, we just go away.
Kill all those bastards.
Oh, I hear him.
That's not long enough.
We're fighting his blade and payload and retards.
Thanks for taking care of everything so quickly.
You knew you could do it.
We were holding off and discussing matters until you
arrived.
Here, take a seat.
Start without me.
You're late. Come on. You've wasted enough time.
Aye, no fussing about. We're over here.
Good.
What the fuck have you been doing?
We're all here.
Let's make sure we all know where we stand.
Our goal is to retake our great capital.
It may be to our advantage that Mjordyns hold himself up in Silver Wolf Mountain.
In his absence, Ludwig, the leader of the Jackals, has taken to playing king.
Even with the blue fangs and grey mains combined, we don't even have half their number.
We plan to fight or measure our cocks.
Numbers don't matter.
I'll slit the throats of every bear and jackal before they can blink.
You're an actual fucking idiot, aren't you?
The ancestors must be proud Jan.
Shall we get to meet them?
Well this isn't a suicide mission, understand me?
We have a fighting chance.
We need to target their weak points.
Then we concentrate our attack on the gates and walls.
We'll hit the harbour next.
Finish off with the mines that fund them.
Do your part. See it through.
And by dawn, the city will be ours again.
Remember, skill won't save your neck out there.
There's far too many of them.
This is a mission with more lives than ours at stake.
We cannot fail.
Then let's rouse the warriors.
Wait, do I have to do this now?
Time has come to set things right.
It's been a long, hard road.
Uh-oh.
No, just one step remains.
Wait for speech to start.
Oh no.
Dad, I hope you guys are ready for this.
Torstein's about to speak.
Brothers!
The time has come to unsheathe our fury, to let our rage be brandished in steel.
Our ancestors are calling us to take revenge on the blasphemous invaders who have defiled
our lands.
How shall we answer them?
Today, we will become one spear to pierce the hearts of those bastards!
You see, the mission has failed the men with new life.
Their spirits do seem high.
We'll end this fight swiftly.
By now, wards likely reach the enemy's ears.
Let's not give them a chance to brace themselves.
Too many people here.
Let's talk elsewhere.
I need to tell you about Jian.
But first, there's something at my quarters you should collect.
Then meet me at the bridge, by the town gates.
Supplies are ready to be delivered.
Excellent.
Bastas make any other moves cool
Remember to grab it over the sight of men's and we're gonna go back to our town
Oh wait
What's my opinion on future co-op mode? I will let you know in the future when I see it.
Yeah I have no idea. I don't even think they know what that means yet.
Oh, this is not stealing.
You link?
I'm just making sure it doesn't go to waste, chat.
important this stuff doesn't go to waste
better take those scales
yeah if we leave it here to rust get a little sword rust
it's terrible we got these mallets
Oh, better get me, better make sure those coins have a good home.
Oh my God, what is this?
Ewww.
Wolf Spang acquired.
nice 18 damage not bad so it's over four damage tonight mighty foes to like it okay so we're
We're going to move a torstein.
We're not going to do that right now.
Why does all this redness?
This means that I have a bounty, right?
So what that means?
I think that's what that means.
Let's go fix that.
Oh, wait, this is the thief guy. This isn't the, this isn't the priest bro. First the
priest bro. He's over here.
I need to find some more dives, man.
Tens full of livestock! Strange number...
I think they can like jump off your horse like that.
Don't do it.
Blessings upon you child.
What?
Wisdom between donation and fruition.
Conversion.
I'm not sure what's going on.
It's an explosion.
Hmm.
Solomon's hand must have guided you here.
There we go.
the sacred woods all better Solomon I'm here for any
seek Solomon's grace it's good to see up there learning how to clear his belly
no no we've done it before yeah not the first time not the last
Okay.
Now, Grossstrum, it's good to hear they've received the shield.
You know, sometimes it takes more courage to raise a shield than to wield a blade.
I hope when they see it, they'll be reminded of the strength that protects others.
Thank you so much.
Cool.
Hold the bro.
Sometimes I feel my eye ache.
Though it's long gone.
I really don't need more clues.
You really do.
Look at yourself.
With a little effort, you could actually look handsome.
Just trust me here. Oh, there you are you're up first for a fresh new look a fresh
look just because we're the gray man doesn't mean we have to dress all
drag please give me more guys we can't repaint the 10th but we can look like we
aren't dead inside
Andrew! Anyway, I've learned a bit about dives, so let me show you.
Learn up, and let's go. A bit of cheer is well overdue.
This is happening.
Where is she?
You'd be amazed how a splash of color can breathe new life into your clothes.
What's brought on this fascination with dye?
I told you, our whole camp looks like we're in mourning.
And people feel different depending on what they wear, right?
Fresh clothes emboldened soul, so they say.
the conquest and the battle's half won you don't need to tell you there are
gray means in this game in Skyrim great means are kind of wolf nothing get by
you right not really yeah yams hopeless and the rest of us we've all been
fighting non-stop when every day's a struggle your head gets heavy whether
you would miss it or not so I figured why not brighten things up a little it's
It's better than letting the whole camp sink into gloom.
I see.
Anyway, you'd be surprised how much fun making dyes can be.
I've picked up a couple of tricks.
A ratio of two flowers and one bug gives the best look.
For red, it's one flower and two bugs.
That's how mine came out, though yours could be entirely different.
seems you found a real passion all of it and did Rick will surely be proud don't
be dark it's just a way to pass the time it's better than Jan getting drunk
and setting fires every other day
Andrews next on my list a nice rich red would look striking on him I think
Prepare to see a whole new side of him.
The red's not really Andrew's colour.
You don't think so?
Is there enough?
Probably be all too much for him.
Run!
Perhaps a softer pink instead.
I'll give it some thought.
Alright then.
Ready to begin?
Uh, in Osiria.
Complained about the movement and waiting for next patch to you a couple of days ago,
and not 10 hours after I complained there's patch released.
Are you a pearl abyss, Devco?
Yeah, I mean, I was...
I think everyone had an issue.
Yeah, well, not just me.
Oh, cool!
Okay, where is the cauldron?
Also, I just realized something, Chad.
This is very important. I just realized I haven't tried my new-
Greetings, stranger.
There is the cauldron.
I know you didn't work it there.
So what? You did!
So angry I'm going fishing.
Hey! Where's my fishing pole?
There is BOING fishing rod. Okay.
How are you?
I'm very vikim.
each time.
What is wrong with this fish?
I can't, it doesn't stop.
I got a tinch.
A tinch.
Okay, perfect.
Alright, is that okay?
why can't I travel in my current state so many times I have to just close and
wait like a fraction of a second and then open again
we're at the deer helmet I got it off a boss in the northwest yeah tag boss
excuse me
I pray the day greets you well.
Cool.
That?
No.
There it is.
bright red die.
Cool!
Use the crap to die.
And now we go back to where we were to die the outfits.
Wow.
Game you jerk.
Why didn't they just put one of these at the place?
Why would a pot that you make dies in not be at the place that you do the dying?
Why?
Why?
Doesn't that just make sense?
Hmm.
This pot is not for dies only?
You're not for dies only.
Does he want to live a little? That's fair.
I came in like a wrecking ball chair.
Hi.
Two decades at the vat.
You can trust my hand.
I specialize in transforming garment.
Tell me where and I'll handle the dyeing.
Oh, horse.
Oh
Oh
That was so much better.
Oh wait, what can we call it this?
Oh bummer, we can't call it that part.
I'm going to material.
That is crazy.
You can count on me for perfect, do I work?
More.
Wait, where's one over the feet?
Oh, there we go.
Like that.
Oh, this item cannot be died, interesting.
I thought you pretty flat.
Nice dude.
Probably a much better way to do this, but...
Nice.
I need to get like a set.
You can count on how the colorful day...
It actually looks like, well, yeah, I'm wearing like leather, I'm wearing all sorts of like random stuff right now.
There's a lot better than it did, but...
Yeah, I need, I want, I want a different arm set big time.
Uh, alright, talk to Nara.
The horse looks a lot better than it did.
Hey, Nera.
How are you already this good?
My first batch was a blotchy disaster.
With just flowers and bugs, you can create all sorts of colours.
That's not to any bug I see these days.
Show me what you've died when you're done.
Oh, great.
I'm finished, don't fall, wow, I'm too dumb looking to lose, I got scammed, no question.
Jan, what did you do?
I should have quit and I busted her eye, but no, I was too dumb, stupid, I should have
Smashed fucking idiot
Calm down. You can't always win. What happened?
I know clue
G taught him
He's drunk off his ass. Piss off
Even I get my load days. All right
In other words you and Dwayne drained the tavern dry is that right quick?
Do you know I pay my tab? Huh?
Well, if you're not drinking, you're gambling.
Huh?
Exactly. I'll unbid this one time.
Coin was pouring out of my pockets.
You got lucky.
Yeah, I didn't know my luck had a limit.
How much did you lose?
This may be my last drink.
Never thought I'd say that.
I swear, me, I got scammed.
Once Budgie took that line down.
Crap, just a couple of skulls and they tossed me out.
But this shit came up at nightcliff.
Fuckers gotta get his cum up and...
Follow Yama on horseback? Oh no.
Oh jeez.
Don't be pissing about like this if I did.
I'm no bloody scholar.
Can't make fucking heads in the tails of it.
I was winning loads at first.
Lost deer in there, sure, but only a few coins.
A few rounds later, I made an empty sum.
That's when you stop.
Fuck that!
I had a goal.
Ain't quitting halfway.
And then, like fucking magic, it's all gone.
Huh?
Doesn't sound like a scam to me.
Right.
Huh, the wings from your loo, son.
But something shifts right at this moment.
The bastard across from me suddenly gets up.
Another one sits down right away.
And now, my coin starts draining away like a slick throat.
And not just mine, neither.
Everyone at the table gets second to town
The next thing I know we're all broke and he's just vanished. Yeah, huh seems like a scam now, don't it?
Or Greek of the barrel here
That's not
Hmm
Do you want me to go in with you?
No!
No!
No!
You can't go in alone!
I'm not allowed on the premises, on account of the old guns owing them money.
So you've got to go in for me.
I'll leave it to you.
Wow.
What's up here, too?
Why do we have to help him cuz he's our boy and we gotta help our boy
Boy.
Yep.
Watch it!
Welcome! Let me guess. First time.
Aye.
Right, and welcome to a whole new world.
Now don't trouble yourself over the rules, even a little child can manage.
This way please.
More, I friend.
I'm a duomac, zero of three.
Do you need something, stranger?
Oh my god.
Right then, let's get this going.
A superior pair of 1-3.
Nuts.
That was easy, even made me smile.
Shall we start?
Yeah. Patience is slipping away again.
Eight points. I'm gonna raise.
Oh, we, we, draw?
Okay.
Ooh.
Oh.
of
of
of
of
of
of
I guess I'm going first.
Feels like I've been waiting an age.
Oh, nice.
Cheers.
It's a good use.
Awesome.
OK.
Everyone made some money.
Woo!
Let's see it.
See?
Pull up a chair and let your cares drift away.
Oh, yeah.
Many times right front, if you fancy a tipple, my door is always open.
hand weapons of the world.
I think we have a build to do here too.
Oh, Yon is not here.
He is back here.
bring some light to the day. You're welcome, Sate. Looking for someone to join your journey?
I swear I saw a building for here, but maybe not.
No, I guess not. Looking for someone with speed, strength, don't tell me...
Yeah, right there
I guess you can't do it yet
Have good with the junior
I
For the same shot
Great
How do I unequip that shovel off my back? Is it because this isn't on it? Yep, that's
why. Much better.
What took you so long?
Cheat you mentioned. I didn't see him.
Oh, don't tell me you won.
I didn't lose.
Fuck it, Al. I'd have busted the doors down to see that.
But I stroke a look. How's your first win feel?
We should celebrate with a drink.
Oh, my God.
I mean, naturally, you'll bite.
Why don't you just say you want a drink?
Wow.
Hey there, what's up some meat?
No generous of you.
What I'm saying is...
You want a cut?
Exactly!
Just a smidge! The rest is yours!
And how much is a smidge?
Ah, 30-70 split sounds right.
But I mean, friends will probably go for a big cut.
No, no, better idea. You just buy the drinks.
That'll be easier.
And Chon's nice, but nothing beats the taste of free ale.
Oi, why the face?
I'm not planning to drink myself to oblivion.
I just want to share a drink, together.
The only thing better than good ale is good friends to share it.
The ale's only made better by the tail share. The dumb fucking jokes.
Jokes
Can't even remember the last time we did that
Well soon
Yeah, we'll all crack a keg together
Dwayne will start singing a
Marius will get all sentimental
And Shane will start hugging everyone
It the booze is just what laws us all in
Those memories stick around long after we've killed the keg
hmm your memories vanish by morning so we just drink again it's a beautiful
cycle my friend talking on it's making me thirsty let's head back next time
I'll teach you how to really squeeze the table dry come on we've got memories to
make breaking yawn man liquor and memories that's great
right what happened nothing
I'm sorry I didn't know that boys face was covered in tears I have nothing to do
that I only told him no about war trying to hand the RC more like us
Ha nice look at the ego little bastards come on. What's the harm in letting them try?
They're old enough to shoot the ball can be ridiculous. They're nowhere near old enough
What'd you get hurt huh? That's enough
Bloody hell
I
Regret won't start step leave it, you know
Yeah, dude
I guess I'm right. I was always coin on a bad bow something. I'll talk to him
You're not a horse and fallen Andrew. Okay
Well, what's keeping you?
Andre, what?
You know that Dwayne also cares about those kids.
I know.
He just thinks every kid needs to take a few walks.
Well, I suppose most of us do too.
That's how we were raised.
I know.
You remember what happened back then?
When they handed that boy a bow.
My hands still shake the guinea pig.
Whoa, what?
You can't keep them sheltered forever.
They'll wield weapons whether we like it or not.
I know.
It's not like I'm against it.
I just want them to learn safely and properly.
So, I was thinking, what if Nyra taught them a bit of sharp turns, but her skill is unmatched?
And she knows better than anyone what I'm talking to.
That's a good idea.
And all we need is the right gun, though.
No one sells weapons for children.
I could try making them.
What do you mean?
You'd have to be brilliant.
Oh.
They're not crafted the same way as ours.
Don't worry, I can make this work.
I thought I just had to make smaller bones.
You were very wrong then.
They'll make fine warriors one day.
You can see it.
Aww, a little darky to kill him.
Hey, Darky.
We're here, yarn, barking at them to aim for the caulk the other day.
Wise words indeed.
Yeah, I sketched out how the bull should be made given to the smith and he'll have it done in no time
I'll find Nair and head back to camp
Hydration is required craft a whitewood bow
Hydration is required.
With twitch prime. Hey chat, did you know every time you use prime here, the cats get a treat.
Use your prime here chat. Think of the cats. Not in that one odd Folger's commercial, that
you know the one.
If that were to happen, my cats would be dead in a week.
Um, yeah, but thank you very much, I appreciate it.
The master of the anvil stands before you.
Okay, here's this.
Hand over the whitewood bow.
I've got the bows already you didn't waste any time did you let's see the size the way
perfect oh man I'm telling you you should have seen the looks on their faces when we
He said we train... hey, you should join us or practice later.
I will.
Great.
Okay.
So now, let's take a look here.
Collect weapons through the crafting mission at Warspike Spearmaker.
Okay.
Ooh, we got some rumors too.
Warspike Spearmaker.
Oh, do I have anyone that can do this?
Oh, I gotta get someone who can do this.
Okay, we need to get some more people.
Please tell me who you-
Okay, looking for him.
Hmm, I don't have a good fast travel over here.
We can go here, but we need a better one.
All right, let's see, there's got to be a fast travel down here somewhere.
I can probably see it here.
No?
I don't guess not.
Alright, we're going down.
There.
I think so, I know I can do it, which is awesome, I love that you can do that.
Uh, death with a 13 months.
Keep up the great work.
Also Emberzol is looking great, can't wait to play it.
Thank you dude, I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Hi.
You look like you can all do anything to fight it.
Look at you, big sword-toting warrior.
I can use your help.
With what?
There's a group of suspicious-looking lads back there, arcing around.
They look like they're up to no good.
What do you mean suspicious looking?
I don't know much about outsiders, but I've got that look about them.
Actually, they look a bit like you now that I think about it.
What's that mean?
No need to be rough, just as scaring will do.
Ease sir
All right, let's go see who these arson around guys are
not quite work as planned
not quite
People aren't you. I'm against it. Too many unknowns.
Clarence, you need some medicine. You know it.
I never thought I'd see the day. I never thought an honest lad like you would
consider stealing.
Is Arnold all right?
Who the fuck's asking?
Wait. Cliff.
So the rumors were true?
Where have you been? I thought you'd come down.
Fuck me, it really is you.
Everything's gone to shit since that night.
How are you holding up?
It's shame to have you see me like this.
There's nothing rest once off.
Honest.
How did you survive that night anyway?
Hey, I did a long story.
Best save for another day.
Of course.
I'm sure things have been hard all around, Cliff.
We've been pressed to break our greening code.
To help Arnold, you understand.
And steel from a new buyer healer.
I'm gathering other grey mates. They'll help.
I had a feeling. It's only natural we'd start to get ourselves back together.
We're not the sort to crumble to black bears come.
Next time, things will be different.
Why, you put Vigor back in me.
It'll be good to fight once I'm back on my feet.
Don't doubt it.
Get to camp and heal up.
Awesome.
Great.
Okay.
Got B-Spawn, gentlemen.
I have no idea.
There's got to be a fast drop around here somewhere.
I got no clue where that is.
I got no clue where that is.
I got no clue where that is.
I got no clue where that is.
I got no clue where that is.
I got no clue where that is.
I got no clue where that is.
Somewhere
And I got no clue where that is oh a rumor
Perfect. There's a rumor the Grammys are playing a ritual in a village
By what a ritual
Let's go through first.
There it is.
Uh, is this bug?
No, there it is.
Maybe we were too high up.
Yep, that's what I was saying, we were too high.
Take this one.
And
Perfect
Yeah, we gotta get with it. Even better.
No deals off the table if the money's...
Have the tails of my work. Who knows? We might meet again.
There.
I've got everything set what I've done. And there's a good deal of money.
Ashton, your specter stands before me. A heavy bolt must tell you here.
And why are you here?
A pale bolt whispered in my ear that I'd find you in this place.
Oh, wait a second.
Green leaves may be scattered, but their spirit holds strong.
Light has weathered storms yet, still cleans their smile.
Kenneth and my daughter were aware, but still grasp life firmly.
So you don't need to cling to this world any longer.
Ashton, I'm not dead.
I know.
Oh, the truth is hard to take in.
I can't believe I followed that madman all the way here.
You wanna go on mad?
Yeah.
You're a ghost.
I keep saying it, and I might start to believe it.
It really is you.
Cliff, you're alive.
I swore I saw meridians slit your throat.
It's damn good to see you still breathing.
We nearly let the candles for your funeral.
Out of course the desert.
Barefoot, both ways if it would have brought you back to life.
Now here you are.
I pray you on behalf of my people.
Get your ass over here, Aston.
To truly find you here.
That's a fine omen.
Well, here we all are.
Dark clouds have passed,
and clear skies are on the horizon.
Now, that's a sign we should seek out other survivors.
Many of us have already gathered.
We've got a new camp.
Brave minds, as they say.
Am I right?
The bonds between grey mains are indestructible.
I've got a long list of fuckers to put in the ground.
Let's be off. Reunion awaits.
Ah, hopefully one of you can help build my stuff.
Holy water obtained. Love it.
Cool, cool, cool.
Okay.
Mmm.
Oh, it's gonna be that the okay. I see. All right, sis. Oh, return to the, yeah, yeah,
Okay, we can just follow right here.
This is the guy that wanted us to build that big statue.
That we did.
Drill!
Oh
You are my sister!
The fuck are you below me?
Whoa, he knocked me out of the-
There we are.
Oh
Oh, you're so fighting now.
Even with my soup of blood steel, though?
But even with my souped-up sword, he still almost got wrecked here
That's hurt a lot
Oh, you got to take that for loot here, but wait, what?
I
Warm meal with the folks then looking up at the night sky and the stars
I wouldn't wish for anything else.
Hmm.
Darn it, so I think he ran off.
Just turn over here.
Should you need aid? Just say the word.
When in a fight doesn't end a thing.
There's always another war waiting.
Okay, we'll turn this in later.
No worries.
Oh, we got one.
Yeah, we got one.
If you ever see the little pile of stones like that right there, that's when you know
You know you're somewhere good.
They're doing up there.
Oh
Oh
No.
Whoa.
Whoo.
Hell yeah.
Uh!
Hurt?
Hurt?
Boss bear hat? Oh my god, no. What? Dude. Oh my god. He was messing with me, chef.
Awesome.
Great.
Oh, OK, let's go to.
What's this question mark?
Feature not available.
Okay, well, that means it's here, come on, that is so annoying.
Hello, people. It's almost 48 hours now. Woo! Almost, almost 40 hours, excuse me. Still,
something. It's been an incredibly fun time.
The heck is going on here?
Oh
Beautiful
Hey, what a nice little town here, my lord.
What a freaking idyllic.
Oh my lord.
Let us live this day guided not by fear but by love.
Hmm.
Interesting.
So whatever we need is definitely in that room.
But we can't open the front door.
Oh, just kidding, yes we can.
Okay.
Accessories of the world.
I didn't really like that, but I shall.
I think it's on the left.
No one else did that, that wasn't me.
No one else did that, that wasn't me, that wasn't me, someone else did that.
Oh
Pretty
What a pomegranate
Dwarven...
Demon!
DEEEMON!
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Excuse me.
I
I'm going to kill you.
Go.
Great.
Is it?
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm just gonna go get some water.
Lanning on drinking yourself to an early grave.
Quit sulking and get to work.
Ugh, beekeepers don't care.
They even offer me mead.
We didn't survive that night, so you could be some layabout drunk.
You!
What's got you stammering?
You bastard! You're alive!
How can this be?
Is it you or your ghost come to mock us?
You're stench with word of my spirit.
Wow.
It really is him.
Ah, Matilda! More mead! This calls for a celebration.
Enough, you drunk.
What happened? We thought you were dead.
I got lucky. And what of you?
I thought I was doomed for when the black bears surrounded me.
But Lucius tore through their ranks and carried me to safety.
Just what grey means to do for each other, isn't it?
We ended up, in the woods, found our way to this E.P.A.R.Y., been here ever since.
Good to see you both safe.
Have you found anyone else?
Aye. We even got ourselves a camp. You two should join us.
Of course. Do you even have to ask?
No more moving boxes of bees!
Haha!
You didn't move a single box!
Oh, come on!
Don't be like that!
Cool!
Great!
Oh, Honey T-10 acquired. Nice.
Okay, last one for now.
Then hopefully out of these people, we have at least one that is going to let us do the
six quests we want to.
Where's this guy?
Let's go here.
Actually here?
Here.
Oh, we have it already?
Terri is full of spicy shrooms.
What do you want?
What do you want?
Sure.
Oh, nice.
Another fast travel for us.
You
This isn't gorgeous.
I need an ability that makes my wings move twice as fast and drain 20% of the stamina
that they currently do.
I think that's fair and balanced.
Can I get the faster glide?
I have all the ones that I can get with points.
I'm getting too much of a fucking issue!
Who are you?
Weird.
There's a lot.
Whoa!
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Oooh.
The hell?
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Oh, dude, what? That dude zoomed in and shot me while I was in slow-mo? Ugh, try it again.
Oh shit
Die, you wretched scum!
Not you right now.
Can we kill one just then?
Oh, man. Okay. I don't know if that kills him, but it makes him go away.
Okay, can you actually die?
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Whoa
What is this? Oh
Alpha will be all of the animal helms all of them
The hell is this one there it is
Of course, we're gonna be alpha
Nothing good in place.
Where are all of these enemies?
You
Those big guys have killed me more than I think anything in the
Oh god, what's all this?
I can't do anything right now, they kind of remain ever by your side.
Oh, I can't do anything right now.
I don't think we can do whatever we're supposed to do here.
Oh, so you're castles?
That's what I'm saying.
They're buying me, I'm leaving, kiddin'!
Oh, so you're casters?
That's what I'm sayin'.
You're fuckin' clueless!
Goddamn these casters!
Hurry up to your ancestors!
10%
Cool!
Sanctum of Deliverance.
I just hope they do a fastrattle from nearby.
Although I don't see where it is.
Hmm.
The problem is this ruins everything so it can be like anywhere here.
The synchro cannot be purified.
Okay.
must remain ever by your side so we can't do whatever that is
bro
Nice dude.
Hell yeah, man.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Gotta be out of here.
Hmm, that's my girl.
Oh.
That's kind of cool, look at that, nice.
We're going right where we want to go too.
I got him.
Got him.
Thank you.
There are others set upon by the bandits.
And look to be palanese folk.
I can tell you where they are.
Don't worry about me.
Go help them.
Awesome.
Uh, Sean Shaw with the Super Chat.
Richard. Love you, man. First I saw you in cyberpunk if I am not mistaken and can you please throw a living being off of A?
What? In game of course.
Every third people off of this game, I think we can.
I'm pretty sure that's a fake.
Yep. I don't think I've done it, but I'm pretty sure you can do it.
I'm thinking very much of the Super-Temper.
I thought you said you were only on for an hour?
Well, you know it's been like three...
Yeah.
Oh god, it's one over here.
Oh
Bloody hell yours hit me didn't know did I?
Skeletons ever who's there? Hey you moving in sir all much an hour between your fucking eyes
Don't you recognize me?
Hold on
Could it truly be?
Cliff, by the ancestors! Cliff! He couldn't...
There he is!
It's been too long. Glad to see you're still grieving, sir Hart.
Cliff!
Wow, Anders. Clean short.
Oh, you can see that here.
So, you've been alive this whole time?
I had to live long enough to see you again, my friend.
my friend. That day we chased the black bears till the far reaches. By the time we returned,
the battle was over. There's a lot of fighters to do and there's no more fight to be had.
We've been doing alright catching bandits for coin. You haven't changed a bit. It's
Now, listen here. We're all kind of dealing with bandits, so we've set our sights on Calvary.
There's no shortage of black bears to kill there.
Listen, I thought you might hear news of survivors.
And we'd happen upon any others had the same idea. Join up with them, right?
Well, with a new camp, where the others have been gathering.
The Grammys live on.
Thank the ancestors.
That's good news indeed.
The old bears better be ready.
Once we gather, we'll return there between tenfold.
Cool!
Do you want me to hide your helmet?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Alright, lots and lots of good stuff there.
Little Tannikidotovins.
When this goes vacation, I'll leave this Friday back on the 3rd.
Okay, let's take a look here.
Any particular person you might.
Ha!
Fred!
My man.
Go.
So, okay, we need more wood, we have a state thing going on, that'll give us more money.
We need to get some wood going on here.
And then we're going to need some food, maybe?
Oh my god, dude, wait, these are all the-
Oh!
We have so many people now.
Wait, do we have any more construction quests?
Are we gonna eat wagon peoples?
Yeah we do!
Okay.
Ayyyy making the good wagon.
Let's go.
Hell yeah dude.
We need some milk.
We need some cow milk enough in here.
I'm going to send five people cow milk in.
Okay.
God, we've got a freaking army out there now.
There's no one back.
I'll send everyone's well looked after.
Build a farm. I don't I don't know how to build a farm.
I would love to build a farm.
Well, anything really.
Guys, it's been freaking awesome.
Little three hour cozy stream to round out the day here.
I'll be back tomorrow morning at 8 AMET.
We should have another nice long morning stream.
I do have some game to have stuff tomorrow afternoon, some last
Emberville stuff before my vacation.
But we should get a nice amount, a nice big, long morning stream.
And we'll probably do a good amount of main story tomorrow.
We did a whole bunch of sidequesting tonight.
So I think we'll do a lot of main story tomorrow.
All right, guys, thanks for being here.
We're getting money after your evening, wherever you are in the globe.
And as always, thank you so much for being here.
I'll see you guys later.
Have a great one.
Bye bye.
You again?
By order of my friend, I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
You again?
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist.
We'll be quicker that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them.
I see you're confused. Ignore the clouds in your mind. The villagers need your help, and the Vetrometis is no place for you to use them.
It will be a difficult task. But together, you will rebuild this town.
Find the savior, mate, and hone your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead, and there will be an end.
For the eternal prison knows no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison, wanderer, or from the unceasing grip of death.
I've arrived at my horse!
Deering Lannister's complete!
Woo!
Alright!
Off I go!
Aha!
Yes!
The Sacred Heart Hospital.
He's going there. And then he'll be there.
You throw your hands pretty fast, Major. I'll give you that.
Let's do this.
Can you throw your hands faster than a bullet?
No, no, no.
How the mighty have fallen.
Without the safety of your Elo.
your knee deep and shit and your neck high and deeper shit
to soiling those pretty hands of yours
oh no no no no no no that was it okay pick up a disposal trash and lobby and
pick up reset. Ah, crabs!
..
..
..
..
..
AHHHHHHHHHH
Okay, he wins this round before we do this, but you here
Let's make you like the other ones
Oh, I just did it again
This looks fine
It wasn't fine.
I feel like that's what would have happened if a real person tried to do that kind of thing.
Ah, dammit.
Kyle! Drink something!
wait no stop stop looking stop looking what the shit down oh my god it locks
you into the look oh my god man if a roof collapses like this that was close
I could have killed him if a roof collapses like this we can just mine it
and it won't collapse again right
Oh, well, we'll collapse again.
Oh, my gamecrab.
It looks like a trap.
Oh, it's a trap!
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