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Cozy Crimson Desert! - PRAGMATA & More Soulmask SOON™ - !CrimsonThoughts - !Emberville is COOKING!
04-11-2026 · 2h 09m
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Yo, yo, yo, how're you doing guys, welcome to a cozy single hour of Crimson Desert this
possibly an actual hour, we will see, I hope you guys are doing well.
We are hanging out, I just put all of my stuff back because I realized I don't have enough
money to put slots in my 2-an swords, I don't think, to do the dual wheel thing I wanted
to.
And then I was like what are we going to do tonight?
And during the intro I said, I basically right clicked on the closest thing that I was next
to and said let's do that, so we're going here, to this quarry, to defeat Nazoo, the
The dark just is here.
The dark just is here.
Just a card?
No, just a key art?
I don't know.
But we'll be defeated.
Sorry Pessus.
Nothing personal.
Big smile.
Are you in here?
Oh
You have no idea what's coming for you
I'll break every spot we get body and throw you to the outs.
I get some of this focus spirit back.
Oh lord.
I
I'll carry this humiliation to my grave!
Oh my!
Well, geez, okay.
Now we have to defeat the enemy, sir, let's do it.
Am I dying?
You must get away!
I am dying.
Uh...
I am dying I am still done that did not help
Oh, did it help? Maybe? Maybe.
Nice.
You got a room on it? I should.
Hmm. Where are all the enemies for this area?
I'm only at 88%. Please.
I'll find out about this.
I'm not supposed to burn this ass down, but I'm gonna find out.
There you are.
Okay, let's skip that.
Dude, they should totally make it so if you beat these houses down, it takes like 30%
off the capture.
That'd make it kind of awesome.
more of this. Definitely use the objectives. I think, I don't think it does anything to the percent though.
There we go.
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Is that all of them?
Oh, there it is.
I shanked his chest plate right off.
As you do.
I think I know how to do that.
I think I know how to do that.
He's poor guy.
All right, let's head up this way.
Oh, what does this new move do?
I learned it, but I haven't looked at it yet, so press alt while in focus during flight
to start, then press alt repeatedly at the right moment to go further.
aerial role. Okay, so it's like a rhythm thing. Interesting.
Good golly.
Missed my...
Oh god...
I can't...
Don't turn around now!
I need you to step it up.
Don't try to run now!
What do we have now? Thirty percent. Thirty percent.
Journey.
Well, that's good.
I
That is so ridiculous.
Try to bring one again.
I forgot where it's at all.
Seven percent.
Are we finished with the main story yet?
Nope, not yet.
Let's get out of here a little bit.
I need a little co-pokey moat now, maybe a bit.
I feel a lot of spear going on in Mrs. Solar.
Two percent.
Ah, beautiful.
Uh, Puppet Master.
Super Chat.
I wish they would make the bosses harder again, or just give us a difficulty setting at this point down.
And a remove cut option in the settings would be great.
I think they announced difficulty settings.
So that's good for you at least.
Yeah.
Looks good.
Could be worse.
Okay.
Well that guy was cool.
Let's do a bounty notice, visit the farm, let's see what the farm is, we can also check out this gold form.
We got a golden beer more than just a simple drink.
The masterpiece provides deep satisfaction and a surge of itality to anyone who tastes
It grants double mission dispatch rewards.
Oh.
Well, that's cool.
Oh, it's good, but it's broke.
It doesn't work.
Yeah
That's cool, it's cool
This is fine
We did it, we made it out chat, we did it.
There's even new updates, I did!
Yeah man.
That's even good.
More good changes, more good updates, more fixes.
Mm-hmm more goats
Mountain goats
Well then
So mask has your attention now yet so nice is fun to you
What do we got over here?
Oh, wagon fence.
Wagons such a fair bit of coin.
Talk to the farmer.
No.
Simple aren't you?
Great mate.
Sorry, not actually the worst.
Excellent timing.
What's going on?
There are a number of abandoned wagons about here.
And I'd like to salvage any we can before those bloody bandits swoop in and claim them.
I could make them good as new with a bit of work.
I'd go myself, but the bandits are crawling all over thinking they own the place
All right
My thanks. I promise the reward will be worth your while. Wait what?
My son here will guide you to the wagons. Oh lord. What is this?
Come it's this way
Follow the man
I'm about to follow this guy harder than he's ever been following his entire laugh
I'm not sure what they're doing.
Lots of folk have been ditching their wagons lately.
While fleeing from the bandits, they're everywhere.
It doesn't matter how busted the wagon is.
Just bring it to us and we'll fix it right up.
No sense in letting it go to waste when we could turn into coin, right?
Yeah.
There are bandits ahead so we better move with caution.
Last time I went to fetch a wagon myself, I nearly got killed.
But with you here, I'm not worried about a thing.
And if you come across any abandoned wagons in the future, don't hesitate to bring them our way.
We can always use more.
Bad luck.
What in the world is not enough to keep everyone fed?
But at least I know a bit of carpentry, so it's helping put food on the table.
I can see a wagon at any moment now.
I'll see you back at the farm.
Steal the wagon, please.
Take that.
which wagon oh right over there in the woods
whoops I didn't mean to do that turns out
What are you?
I am.
What was that?
I stole a wagon from bandits so I don't feel too bad about it.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I am one with the ghosts now.
Okay.
I cannot believe this wagon went over there.
We did it!
We did it!
Super Chat.
Do you think they'll make the trading wagon an automated thing for the camp, instead of having you do it manually?
Oh, I don't know to be honest. Um, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I mean, I could totally see them doing something like that, but...
There's a lot of mechanics I think they could do, so...
But, yeah, it's a lot like that to me. Could be good.
Get down into this valley.
One of them is close.
Three.
I
Go in it
I am so sorry
Oh, I'm sorry, sorry.
Oh, sell the wagon.
Do I do that over there?
Is this this quest?
Oh my god, it's the wrong quest.
Where the hell am I taking this thing?
What have we done?
Looking for the rumor.
Where am I taking this thing?
Oh, is it on the other side?
the other side
of
Nailed it.
Yeah, he's in one piece.
And so's the wagon. Good work.
Move it, you lot.
Come on!
You won't find a better deal in these parts.
And whoa!
Whoa, steady, steady.
No need to rush and wreck it. Does he want us to rush or not?
Bring others in on this, and I'll always pay you handsomely.
We'll do this business again.
All right, everyone.
Get it over there.
Go on.
Quickly, come on.
Great.
OK, now we're going to go here.
Not to worry, as I always say, coin doesn't stink.
Wait, what?
Oh, it takes a bunch of spear.
That's it. Hold that. I can't I see- oh, there it is. Okay.
Not enough spirit. Yeah, okay. I'll take some.
Watch the spirit, okay.
Fire take ya!
I heard it's tiny boy, you covered it brown fuck!
Devoured a whole arm of a worker, god bless the possum.
Look at this guy, the new horse carries itself with remarkable poise.
Wow.
Morning, fresh stocking today.
Just in time I have some fresh fare in today.
Our quality is top-notch.
Just in time.
Goodbye for now.
That's a dirty grape, tell ya.
What am I doing here?
A cryptic note was found at the farm signaling a secret task from Countess Azirian.
Get water.
The bucket is empty.
Grab the hand wheel.
Oh, I probably have to do something with the, uh, wait.
Nice.
Okay.
Nice.
You are.
Ground for the flames.
Could it really be?
That was a vacation coat, that was great.
Thanks for asking, man. It was awesome.
Weird.
the harvest maybe I'm here at the wrong time or something we grew especially
well dry fast traveling yeah well we got other stuff we can do come back and
Let's try this again later.
Oh, defeat the full moon reaper.
Let's go try to punch him right in his dumb snoot.
All that stuff.
Not quite as far as I was hoping, but that still works.
Yeah, we're gonna figure out what the timing is for that.
I'm clearly not doing it well right now.
Yeah, we don't really have a better... Oh, we can do here. Here we go.
Here we go south.
What's the waypoint near here?
Rally. Oh, that's the main quest.
I
Yeah, let's go
Nice job.
Oh, there's poor horse's legs.
Staining the safety ground with your filthy feet.
Your blood shall wash it clean!
Do not defy this old word!
Who has the power to take the blood of the dead?
The fear is the core of the air.
Oh, hi cap.
Damn, them invulns do.
The Crown General, Glorious, shall never fade.
There's so much stuff here to lose.
Oh my god.
You and the potato. Nice.
You look scared. Wanna stop?
3% left for the low-low price of $299.
We can have control of this.
Oh dude, I need one more person.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hmm.
Here they come.
BAM!
That's pretty bad ass circling moon.
Moon Slash.
Oh.
You should have minded your manners.
Excuse you, sir.
Oh, you're a civilized no-rock, aren't you?
Hmm.
That's very glowy.
Is that new?
and deliver the news to Count Elimor.
What is new? Cool.
Let's just do this first.
That would be the only.
That cursive hit me real drunk.
That's not nice.
Sorry.
No abyss prince time? Abyss? I've done all I can of this right now.
Oh, although... No, no, we did everything we could since we were with the old guy.
I've heard of your victory at the courts.
It couldn't have been an easy fight, but you stood your ground.
We will write, one by one, the wrongs Bastia has done to this land.
A talent like yours will surely be a great strength to us in the future.
I would see our alliance in jaw
Hmm should you need anything seek me out. I'm in your debt
All right
Another dim this quest done awesome. Oh, I can't beat him yet
I don't know what that secret request is, we'll have to try that again in a bit.
House Elimor is completely done.
Damn, we've done a lot of this stuff.
Red Fox Merchants, what is this, the Wolf Spallot?
Let's go see what this is oh, also we gotta go do these
Hell yeah, dude. Oh
Wow
Maybe we should do the next main quest. Is the main quest gonna take us down here?
Yeah, let's let's go do the next main quest. I feel like we need to get into this region more
All my side stuff is that way
Now watch it work
Watch it work
Echo all this just
Do this camp looks awesome we're winning this one no matter what
You're here. Everyone is waiting. You're right. Oh, you are my shits.
Situation? Preparations are complete. There's something
you should know. What is it? Then do you hear it from Stefan?
Ah, there you are. This way. It's best you see it for yourself.
I wanted to discuss that I saw floating above the castle a fortress in the sky
Fuck easy exactly
When that fortress first appeared
Every soldier that approached it mysteriously dropped dead
I had to contact a neutral zone to acquire a weapon of sufficient power that could let us deal with the damn thing
Isn't there a famous weaponsmith there?
yet an orc named Valgash who is he he forges weapons beyond imagination but it
turns out their situation is no better how could that possibly be as fucked as
we are his land has been plagued by war for a while now ravaged from end to end
War in the neutral zone.
That seems their neutrality has offered little protection.
I've dispatched couriers to the region, but none have returned.
If we can't get word, we certainly won't get weapons.
I'll pay him a visit.
I'm sorry to ask for your assistance yet again, but there's none more suited for the task.
Bring us that weapon.
Okay.
Well, that sounds fun.
Bring us that weapon.
Uh, let's go here.
Go to the gate of peace to get the big-ass weapon.
Check's out.
Hi, friend.
Just in time, I have some fresh fairing today.
It's fresh, just brought in today.
Uh...
Every trap, you're very welcome here.
Day or night.
DUDECAH.
Uh, trying to beat the unarmed and archery champions, but they don't show up.
Yeah, the champions for archery and unarmed only show up at certain times.
They don't just show up if you just go to them and do them for the first time.
There's like story events and little side quests and things that trigger them.
What am I doing?
Let me forge you a blade fit for legends.
My weapons are unbreakable
That looks cool
Nice man. It blade is to a war my forge never rests come back soon. That's a pun comments there
Yeah, I don't know how to get to this place
The hell is this?
That's underneath.
Is it?
No.
Now.
Look out there!
I put the guns.
Can't see it on our side.
What is it this time?
Go check. Come here.
What's happening?
Manny's machine started to attack out of nowhere.
We're facing howl unless we stop them.
Sir, all the way to the Tower of Forlan.
Shit, hold your position!
Understood.
I'm running out of options.
Right.
Think you can reach the Tower out there
and activate the disruptor.
Oh, hell yes!
Huh!
That'd be a real life-saving.
Hey! Fearless one! Thank you so much for that, buddy.
I got him
I need to get him
Oh, I need these batters.
I need to make chicken packs.
Oh, not spoilers.
Hold on, Lord.
Eight boys.
What are these things dropping?
There we go, oh lord.
So actually device in the upper level.
Now we're getting up to the upper level, how we getting up there we go.
There it is.
How much drinks and water can you do that buddy?
Thank you Greg.
Don't have to worry.
I am a slacker.
I'm going to take that with me just in case.
You're probably wondering how we got here.
How do I pull it?
No.
Is it this?
Oh, there it is.
I thought it was that giant ass lever right there.
Oh, there it is.
I better get experience for all those.
This ain't.
Oh.
Speak with the Orc Captain.
You're damn darn tuned, I will.
After I use this anvil...
Oh! Got him right where you bought him!
Yes!
I like his...
...spunk.
The cut of his jib.
That boost seems really good.
Ah, Tiki-A-Rae, I couldn't have said it better.
One that can bring down a flying fortress flying fortress not sure but if anyone's got a weapon for the job. It's the chief
I'm sure we'll help you once we're done with this mess
Okay, wait
We still all seem to own this
Well, that's a rare vendor, isn't it?
Hmm.
I'm just gonna take all this.
Okay.
Do we get a special weapon from that or anything?
Don't think so.
Oh, hey buddy.
Oh, hey buddy.
Freya's lesser elixir required.
Well, thanks, dude.
You won't see goods like these on any common stall.
Whoa. Cool.
If you need anything else, just say so.
I can't sell too many watch the right for my return
A Sidman
pattern stone great at many watch the roads for my return if you need anything else just
say so great awesome opportunities like this goodbye for now
oh i can't gift him what
oh no bashing nope no bashing of n please uh okay let's go here
chat you've got this chat you've got this
Oh, wait a second.
Are these the metallic insects that I could get a boopy pack that was instantly destroyed?
Okay.
Oh, my spirit.
Okay, so I need to go through...
I don't even know what's happening okay I need to find a path where can I get a
So I need to do that to make the cuckoo thing.
You can buy the pack in a tannery south of her nand, in a tannery south of her nand.
Here is her name, Tanery.
I don't have any Tanery south of her name.
Bandits in the desert, drop it like two.
Do you ever unlike the Sanctums?
I did a bunch of them.
I still have some to do.
But all the ones that I have to do now are in like areas we haven't been in yet.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Far south?
Or like down here somewhere?
It's a street shop and street shop.
It's in the hernia and highlands.
Let's go check these.
Man, it is dark.
That is pretty my lord
to
enjoy the day
as it's not these guys
you'll find it useful
hello traveler
all right
It's behind the next to the beach south of the pirate bend the beach south of me oh down here
So wait a second so it's like here
That's the only thing I don't have down here.
I
These hides demand respect and the quality is guaranteed to a point fishing rod nothing gets next time you need a fine hide
You know who to see you do have a fine hide my friend
Yes, you do
Okay, so it seems like sitting somewhere under
There's leather we can buy.
Oh, you have to gift him?
Oh, damn. That's the first four book I've seen. I mean, that's not what we were looking
for but he's okay so I don't think this is where you're looking at all Mike job
by whatever you please
we think it's something else Mike that is not what I was looking for
Okay, let's go back up to where we were before.
I'll try this one.
What are we looking for?
A pack, so I can make the new cuckoo pack.
that is so good
There's also one at the pirate bay.
Enjoy in the day. It's a beekeeper.
Well, thanks. We use 20 honey.
Enjoy in the day. All right.
Cool. Do you sell any packs here, bro?
I don't see any.
Hmm. Okay, chat.
Let's try again.
Have some money, buddy.
Here's the harkier.
Hello, traveler.
Hey, beehive.
Whoa. That's cool. I don't really want any right now. You don't want to get some sure.
Why don't you pick up enjoy in the day?
Give me all that beat.
Whoa! Uh, schismatic.
Superchats need proper stealth mechanics. Assassinations should be silent.
Crouching should reduce visibility and noise.
Enemies should have a detection meter or maybe implement a lighting system.
Some sort of stealth playstyle options would be nice.
Yeah.
There are a lot of people to agree with you, man.
Mm-hmm. Very much appreciate the Super Chat, buddy.
Thank you for it. There we go.
No packs back here.
Totesmith Tannery within the Hernand Highlands south of the Greymane Camp by Howling Hill.
do I not have that is that is that over here somewhere I don't know if I have
totesmith tannery
the vendor next to you
it's handy having a dog that will fetch me from my buildings back
I was looking for an actual tannery, bro.
Oh
Boom.
All right, I'm going to go here.
I think we can look at what we need, which way we can grab what we can out of our box
here.
Oh, he sells two more by a mole?
Oh, I'll go back there and do that in just a minute.
Okay.
Probably needed one, but makes sense we need more, I'll do this real quick.
Did they patch in some changes to farming, or do they just say they're coming?
Oh
Look at this we have five pigs now bro, I am going to sell this
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
More room for baby pigs.
Baby pigs.
Let's do some apples, beans, some oats,
Okay.
Feast, my pretties.
Feast!
My animals are so happy
Hey goat
Rooster level five.
Okay, that's good for now.
All right, let's go buy some food and get some sleep.
we're going back out it's about time you got hungry do you need more
oh yeah why do you always look like you have a little
pooping pot stuff to keep everyone's belly probably does doesn't it you want
the finest work you've come to the right place
balls
money. Okay, we need a materials pack and a cuckoo pot. That's it. Okay, and steal
You're thicker still!
I think all we need is five metal and five wood.
I don't even think we need a fine timber.
I think it's a regular timber.
Okay.
Where's the cuckoo pop, bro?
There he is.
Okay.
Okay, you're a bender.
Oh, is this not the cuckoo pot place?
What is this?
What is?
There he is.
The biting winds never seem to fall the rain is
Oh
Took you long enough to get here
You got a problem with me
Oh
Took you long enough to get here
You got a problem with me. Why do you keep saying that it's really weird?
Okay, so build this Mac real quick
Wow, I actually could build this Mac if I had a small cuckoo A-Tag and 400 batteries.
Oh my god.
I need electrical components.
I don't even know what those are and they're bajillion batteries to make these like little
watcher things that look awesome.
much fun stuff here. Oh my lord. I could make that. Interesting. Oh. Because we have a
a cuckoo spear and I have a flame spear back at our base. Interesting. Okay, we got it.
Dude! Oh man, I love it. Okay, let's go check this out.
Oh, do we even have a waypoint over here yet? Do we got to get a waypoint over here?
Oh, we got nothing over here.
What did we just get, I just got a kuzupap.
thing is going to let us hopefully suck up some of these bugs that are all over the place here.
We're trying to make it on the other end of that bar.
I think that's what happened.
You can try to, man.
Hmm.
If you want to save your life, you can use it.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh my god wait what?
Ohhhh.
Got a honeybee.
Oh, god.
Can I burn the vines?
I don't- can you burn these?
Oh, can we?
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee, I know I didn't even get to burn these.
That's ridiculous.
I love it.
three
I'm making the puzzle harder I am
oh wait there's more oh wait there's more
Nice.
Hell yeah.
Bam!
Nice.
That was great.
Uh, okay.
Let's compare them exactly the way we were going to.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, let's keep him exactly the same.
There was another one nearby, let's go.
Do you hate them logging?
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That is the most Bobo Mako cannon I've ever seen in my life, I love it.
Let's go see if this waterfall has a secret.
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Bro, how is this thing up like how what how does this exist even is it dried
Here.
Whoa!
That's awesome!
How cool!
I love it.
Chew chew.
You know, honestly, they should just make it so Spirit doesn't go off when you're not in combat.
Oh my, it's so annoying.
It takes so long to come back.
Do you still need to go to Disneyland?
Yes.
You know, before I complain about it too much, though, I need to try putting a bunch of regen in my gear
here and see if it makes a difference.
I do need to try that.
Can I just suck up a bunch of them?
That's crazy.
Oh my god, it just sucks them all up do I get the loot am I getting the loot?
This is 55 in the top right right now
Okay
Okay
Let's move to this waypoint.
I'm just gonna suck them all up, yeah.
of
This is cheating!
I love it!
So we definitely have a number going up in the top right.
Can I use that somehow?
It's for cuckoo crap.
I think so.
I'm not a robot.
I'm a robot.
I'm a robot.
I'm a robot.
I'll go and get them looking for you.
It seems like I came at a bad time.
I'll make you say that.
Calcric, you alright?
There's more of them.
What?
Shit.
I should have known this would happen.
I should have seen it when that bastard first started building these custard machines.
Who are you talking about?
I want to build these clockwork horrors. We shouldn't stay here. It's too dangerous this way
Gladly sir these dumb bugs can't catch a bloody break
I'll grind those clockwork workers to dust
I've been building machines since I was three
Never thought I'd come to bloody hate them
Marty you bastard
This is awesome.
Dude!
You have my thanks.
My people were in danger, but thanks to you, we survived.
Chief, they're breaking our lines. We can't...
One thing after another. Get him patched up. Now.
Come on. Up you get.
You're the grey mane I've heard about, aren't you?
I suppose so.
You fight better than the rumors claimed. Seems they didn't do you justice.
If that's the case...
Chief, more bad news. The rear lines are collapsing too.
Those damn machines swarm like hornets. No time to even breathe.
Seems like you haven't lost hope yet.
Ha ha ha ha. We've got a trick or two left ourselves.
But we could do with your help.
Go up the hill. Our secret weapon's waiting for you.
Leave it to me.
Oh my.
I don't know what to do with this.
Ha ha oh my
Volga send me. I can't believe it a great man of balloon
He swore up and down. He didn't need anyone's help
But now that a great man's ear is quick to ask for it
Well, at least he knows when to put his pride aside, all those bloody insects, he'll let
you take care of them, right?
I can see it in your eyes.
Who's that boy?
The A-tag will be more than enough, but I won't have modified it far beyond what the
chief requested, and no one's ever been able to control it.
I think you can.
Ready when you are.
No, it won't be easy, but hell, let's see.
ATAG! The powerful weapon of the Iron Flame orc's ATAG can be operated until it's fuel runs out or it suffers a malfunction.
Come on, Chief, go on.
Oh my god.
This is so badass.
Oh, suppressing fire B.
Okay.
Where is my like bar? Where are my bars here?
This thing.
Remarkable, truly remarkable. I'll tell you, if I didn't know better, I'd believe you
were born right in it. The brute strength alone won't tame this beast. Wording, nothing
left for me to teach ya. I'll get it back already, you just old tight. I'll pack it
Every round we've got and you can go and take out those pesky iron insects sure get it ready, and I'll do the rest
So how was the a tag?
But if that fell my bastard's praising you you must have real skill
But we all tried myself included and none of us could control it
Most folks struggle to even start the bloody thing I
I've built it myself, but it's been useless in battle till now.
It's no ordinary weapon, that's for certain.
Let's have a talk while we wait.
The A-Tags are beauty, but are real populace.
That'll wipe out every last one of those bastards.
stronger than the 8-hack. A weapon that could end this war, perhaps. The problem is, it
needs a ridiculous amount of power. Go on. First, we need the power plant back up and
running. Once that's done, we can blast the fuckers into scrap metal. What do you need
me to do. Ah, first order of business is to thin their numbers. I can do that. Your
attack should be refitted by now. With your skills, she should handle like a dream. Leave
them to me. Good. Make a sweep of the area and take out those bloody pests. Meet me at
the power plants once you've done okay
go inside and hop on the 8th egg okay
I feel like I'm being an idiot.
Oh, there's a lever right there.
I was like, what is he waiting for?
I didn't see the lever.
I was completely blind.
I see like hobble my way there cuz I'll do it
You don't get medieval game with max you dude, you know, it's the best kind of medieval medieval games are the ones that have Mexican
I wish KCD2 had one next.
New.
Cannonball.
He was in the room?
You're in here with hoppers.
You need to be looting the stuff hoppers.
and
Oh, shit, am I gunned dead?
Oh no.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I've got to be able to chungust over some things more than I think.
I think we're gonna make it
Nice.
There's a little bit of a tracking door on there, that's cool.
What in the bio shock is going on here?
Well said.
Yes.
Where am I going to enemies?
Oh, there's a research here.
Wait, I didn't just make the-
No!
Guys!
They're all the friends!
Oh!
Guys!
Throws did not want to be friends with me.
Incredible.
I'm eating this thing.
No, I can't.
What a jerk thing.
Oh shit.
Okay.
of
the
of
the
Grab all of this.
Just gonna suck all those dudes up as you do.
you do? Oh no, does it not count towards the...
I think the chance for me to kill you is to suck it up, but it's too much.
Hydration is required.
8%
Oh
How am I supposed to actually
Oh god, these guys are gonna be a hit and roller.
Holy...
Almost there.
Oof!
of
the
I
For all foundry
Oh
Activate the power plant oh hell yeah, let's do this first thing tomorrow
Shit thank you so much for being here. I think tomorrow we may start with this and I may like
Kind of push the main story. I definitely am really digging this. I want to see what happens
I want I still want to ride on that giant plane. So I'm gonna do that tomorrow
We may really push it and see what we can do.
Anyway, thank you guys so much for being here.
Have a great morning after even wherever you are
around the globe.
Hope you enjoyed the show tonight.
As always, thank you so much for your time.
And I'll see you later for more funny games.
Enjoy Pascal.
Have a great rest of your day.
Bye-bye.
You again?
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist. We'll be quicker that way.
Oh, these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows and more.
I see your dream. Ignore the clouds in your eyes. The villagers need your help and the
The Traumatis is no place for any things.
It will be a difficult task.
But together, we will rebuild this town.
Find yourself a place, and the whole North Steel,
To the death of the Chalice, and their will.
For the eternal prison, no, no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison, wanderer, or from the unceasing grip of death.
Oh, oh, it's alive!
Oh god!
What does that say?
Ah!
Okay, nope.
Oh no, he blew me off!
Do not go down on me right now.
And I think that it's important that I give you the right information.
A lot of people were asking what my green screen looks like.
There you go.
What's the right age for playing a MOBA?
I don't know how much do you hate your children.
Alright, so I think you can go there now.
Rowan, the worst thing you can do is move around.
around while I'm trying to do things.
It's opposite, right?
That's the other thing.
Oh, it's opposite day?
Then you can stay down here.
Me.
Me.
Is it opposite day?
That other gun you have is the worst gun.
And the whole game only keeps no balls.
Oh.
Something's happening.
The other gun, no.
Having a kid is like having pushed that
with permanent TTS on.
It is!
That you can't turn off ever!
That's right. That's a very good point.
Click on the sun on Terraria.
The sun in the background of the Terraria.
Show em.
Did y'all know that?
If you click on the sun you can do that.
If you just wiggle it around.
You can watch.
Did you know that?
And now you've learned something today from my 7 year old son.
Only 7!
What the hell?
What in the heck is this?
Oh, oh, it's alive!
Oh God!
Okay.
I did not realize that was a thing.
Oops.
This guy balloons for a head?
Jesus!
Okay!
This guy's like, don't ever talk to my son ever again!
Okay.
In Scotland, that's how you say hello.
Just being polite.
He's good with leaky.
I love how that was him yelling at me, not the fall.
That was him yelling at the player.
Hup.
Hup.
Hup.
Hup.
Hup.
Hup.
Hup.
Hup.
Hup.
His final words, that was so classically Scottish.
I'll light this area Oh No he blew me off oh no that didn't sound right um but no okay good
we're fine do not go down on me right now crazy are we still doing phrasing it's not what I meant
um but you understand oh I think the irrigation has to go up right what is this plant doing here Julia
I