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04-30-2026 · 2h 07m

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[00:04:28] Yo, yo, yo, we got a couple trailers to watch, and then some stuff to play.
[00:04:58] Dude, okay. So apparently the Subnautica 2 trailer is here.
[00:05:03] I'm excited to check this out. I've not seen this yet.
[00:05:05] We're going to watch this real quick.
[00:05:07] And then the Resident Evil movie trailer, which apparently is the thing.
[00:05:10] And then we're going to play some seros.
[00:05:13] It's going to be fun. All right, let's check it out.
[00:05:58] Okay, well, it's not a bad.
[00:06:53] And this trailer is a roller coaster.
[00:07:03] Okay, so, I mean, I think it was, it didn't really tell us much, but it was pretty.
[00:07:22] I can't wait. I mean, it didn't.
[00:07:23] Yeah, it really didn't tell us much at all.
[00:07:27] But it looked like I'm ready for more subnautica.
[00:07:31] I'm already signed up, whatever.
[00:07:33] So we're good. OK, give me one second.
[00:07:35] Now we're going to see where it was this Resident Evil movie trailer.
[00:07:41] OK, this is it.
[00:07:45] Is this it?
[00:07:49] Hello?
[00:07:52] I had a little bit of a problem on the road. I was wondering if I could use your phone.
[00:07:59] Hello?
[00:08:09] Oh, sorry.
[00:08:11] Yeah, this is the whitest kid you know guy, right? This guy's awesome. Wait a second.
[00:08:22] We did. Um, look, um, I'm really sorry that we got disconnected earlier, but, um, something has just happened.
[00:08:38] I'm in a like a seriously fucked up situation right now.
[00:08:40] It looks like there's a chance that we might not get to talk to each other again.
[00:08:51] I'll find you.
[00:09:06] I just wanted you to know.
[00:09:18] I love you.
[00:09:21] So, um, I'm gonna be honest that looked awesome.
[00:09:34] I want to see that movie, but I didn't see a lot of resident evil in that that looked
[00:09:40] like a, that looked like a good horror movie, but I mean some of the scariest parts didn't
[00:09:46] even like, I can't even think of a creature and resident evil that would have done
[00:09:49] that and so like I don't I think if I go into that movie not going I want a good
[00:09:57] resident evil movie and instead just going I want a good horror movie I think
[00:10:00] it'll probably be a fun watch but I have a feeling I have a feeling that that
[00:10:05] maybe I don't know how much resident evil is in that we'll have to see that
[00:10:09] that that that trailer did not make it look like there was a lot of resident
[00:10:13] evil in that but to be fair to be fair it would be kind of hard to
[00:10:17] make a resident evil coded movie without using like a main character.
[00:10:22] So which I can see why they why they wouldn't want to do that.
[00:10:26] So I guess kind of doing a different perspective on the outbreak is
[00:10:29] probably what they're going for.
[00:10:30] And, and, and that, I mean, that could be really fun to watch.
[00:10:33] If it's a good movie that could be really fun to watch.
[00:10:36] So, yeah.
[00:10:37] All right.
[00:10:37] Rukul guys, I got a switch out of cable.
[00:10:39] Remember to play sales.
[00:10:40] One second.
[00:10:47] Vip detected.
[00:11:13] Hey, they even taught how you doing?
[00:11:16] All right, hopefully this worked.
[00:11:18] Nice.
[00:11:19] OK, I think I've just a couple rooms down
[00:11:21] from where we left off.
[00:11:24] Uh-oh.
[00:11:32] Hold on one second.
[00:11:35] Clearly that did not work properly.
[00:11:37] Give me one second.
[00:11:46] you
[00:12:08] Okay, round two
[00:12:16] Alright we got one of these by crossbow things so we're gonna probably sub this out pretty
[00:12:25] quick.
[00:12:26] Not a super fan of this one.
[00:12:29] Not bad I just don't like to charge weapons.
[00:12:32] Gonna fall off the side real quick.
[00:12:43] Great.
[00:13:03] Looking good.
[00:13:04] Moving.
[00:13:15] Ooh.
[00:13:19] Oh, that's pretty big.
[00:13:23] Is that stupid clown?
[00:13:34] All righty, going in.
[00:13:56] We get up here somehow seems there isn't up
[00:14:26] Oh, that works.
[00:14:36] Boop.
[00:14:41] Yep.
[00:14:42] All right, isn't that everything?
[00:14:48] Oh.
[00:14:49] Yep.
[00:14:50] Alright, is that everything?
[00:14:56] Oh god.
[00:15:02] I nailed that.
[00:15:05] Perfectly executed.
[00:15:08] Delightful.
[00:15:13] There you are.
[00:15:35] Does Meiling get us more health?
[00:16:02] Is that a mechanic that I missed?
[00:16:21] Oh God. Wow.
[00:16:37] Wow, dude.
[00:16:38] Okay, those little Ion cannon things, these guys?
[00:16:42] They have a new beam on those.
[00:16:51] We are so bad if we somehow pull this run out I'm gonna
[00:17:02] It's been nasty
[00:17:04] Uh, sure, okay.
[00:17:21] Uh, sure.
[00:17:24] Not sure.
[00:17:30] There we go.
[00:17:33] Little bit of adrenaline.
[00:17:35] Alright, let's keep going.
[00:17:38] Is this a Returnal Like?
[00:17:39] Yes.
[00:17:40] Yes it is.
[00:17:42] A Returnal Like.
[00:17:54] I'm trying to get this.
[00:17:56] A message.
[00:17:58] I'm warning you.
[00:18:02] Objective updated?
[00:18:04] Oh, shit.
[00:18:06] We're already at the boss.
[00:18:08] Oh, we are so dead.
[00:18:10] Yeah, we gotta do a full run to get to this.
[00:18:14] I need to be suped up for this guy.
[00:18:24] We're going to die real quick, but we've got some backers on the way.
[00:18:43] Is this Cthulhu?
[00:18:44] Yeah!
[00:20:15] Oh man, I want to see me hit the parry on those red things, but that time it was tough.
[00:20:31] Oh
[00:20:45] Fun though, dude, that's a cool boss. I like to scale on that boss
[00:20:50] the fight is really fun. Click that one to the face? We did.
[00:21:11] Alright, let's go see if we can talk to the computer again.
[00:21:20] She left. She left me. Again and again.
[00:21:32] You sound different.
[00:21:34] Listening. Learning. Connecting.
[00:21:41] Why didn't this here create you?
[00:21:43] Preserver, turning back the tide.
[00:21:48] Barricade, cooling back the flood.
[00:21:52] And what happens if the tide breaks through?
[00:21:55] Yellow.
[00:21:57] Yellow. Yellow.
[00:22:07] Hmm.
[00:22:13] I don't think we got enough of that run for much... yeah, oh my god.
[00:22:24] Alright, let's make this happen.
[00:22:33] Although we can't do the yellow doors, we can still do all the other... other unlocks
[00:22:39] to help me get some good stuff there.
[00:22:41] Oh, that's good, sorry.
[00:22:52] Oh, sure, I'll use a shotgun for a while.
[00:23:04] One more.
[00:23:06] Oh my god, one more dang it
[00:23:21] Turn seer with the 105. Thanks, man
[00:23:36] There we go.
[00:23:43] There we go.
[00:23:50] There we go.
[00:23:57] I got those.
[00:24:04] That alt-fire is pretty sick.
[00:24:13] Nice big ol' BP grenade launcher.
[00:24:20] Seems to have some good reach on it too.
[00:24:23] Can we really call the Cosmic Red of Cerro's a cozy stream?
[00:24:26] I mean, hey, I'm not yapping people's young dude. You don't know what other people consider cozy
[00:24:33] Come on now
[00:24:37] Man, they really want me to take shots this round, don't they?
[00:24:45] Well hey there, selfie-con. How you doing girl?
[00:24:48] Yeah, I'll feed you.
[00:24:50] Are you going to have a cat's dinner? Okay, that's cool
[00:24:52] It's not a cozy night unless you're on a bike tentacle.
[00:24:58] See, I feel like you get it.
[00:25:00] I feel like you get it.
[00:25:03] Wait, what?
[00:25:13] What in the hell is that?
[00:25:25] Shoots a wall of projectiles which hang in midair until the next shot is fired.
[00:25:45] That's wild!
[00:25:49] I didn't even know the guns had that.
[00:25:52] Yeah
[00:26:02] Neh
[00:26:11] Okay, rather have a no balance than into this first year
[00:26:22] I'm sure we'll take a break and take a look at him.
[00:26:42] Okay.
[00:26:49] Keep your secrets.
[00:26:56] Okay.
[00:27:03] of
[00:27:10] the
[00:27:15] of
[00:27:29] Astralis, that's very true. I'm gonna post this just to hear the TTS say it.
[00:27:43] Children may yearn for the mines, but at co-carnage yearns for sweet gentle embrace of Cthulhu
[00:27:49] tentacles. Bring Lou M. Drill when I page Cthulhu Relya Ganagolfatagan, 111.
[00:27:55] yep I mean I was thinking the same thing pretty much okay got a nice little
[00:28:03] kit now so few falling gravity
[00:28:18] okay
[00:28:25] All right, help us pull me still over a second, so let's get at least.
[00:28:42] Uh, Beakse!
[00:28:45] Thanks for all you do, Co.
[00:28:47] WHNI started watching you in 2014.
[00:28:50] I was alone, depressed, mid-30s and 550 pounds.
[00:28:54] Now I am working in emergency medicine, specialized in cardiology and pre-hospital trauma, in my
[00:29:01] mid-40s and are down to 210 pounds.
[00:29:04] Thanks for being you.
[00:29:06] Dude!
[00:29:07] Wow!
[00:29:08] Way to turn your entire life around, man!
[00:29:13] My lord!
[00:29:16] Bro went from depressed in mid-30s going nowhere at literally half a thousand pounds.
[00:29:23] Now, here he is a decade later, specialized in the medical field, literally saving lives,
[00:29:28] down over half-weight.
[00:29:30] Like, damn man, good for you, dude.
[00:29:34] Good for you.
[00:29:35] My lord.
[00:29:36] That is, that is a huge, that is, it's so nice hearing wins like that.
[00:29:39] That's just a win.
[00:29:40] Good job.
[00:29:41] Well done, dude.
[00:29:42] And thank, thanks for letting us know.
[00:29:46] Appreciate that.
[00:29:47] Thank you.
[00:29:48] Congrats to you.
[00:29:51] I hope you're fricking proud of yourself.
[00:29:56] Alright.
[00:30:11] You know, there's always one.
[00:30:13] I looked over at some guy in chat.
[00:30:15] The story's bullshit.
[00:30:16] It's bullshit.
[00:30:17] You didn't really lose that much.
[00:30:19] I think it's like actually 215 pounds bullshit. I can smell it through the monitor
[00:30:26] Okay, can't pull it on me
[00:30:35] No, I'm gonna save my my spots for non melee stuff. I
[00:30:42] Don't melee enough for that stuff. Oh, we're gonna drop down. So we're gonna
[00:30:49] There we go.
[00:30:57] Ah!
[00:30:59] Wait, what did I get? I didn't get anything. Okay, that's fine.
[00:31:02] Great.
[00:31:03] So, I don't think it's possible to get two in that one.
[00:31:06] That one's not happy.
[00:31:08] That one's not happy.
[00:31:15] Womp, womp.
[00:31:19] All right, show me what you've got.
[00:31:48] Nice dude!
[00:31:50] I really wanted to get through that, keeping my adrenaline level up that well.
[00:31:56] Oh, I just did.
[00:32:06] Only a couple more proficiencies over our main gun right now, so we're good there.
[00:32:14] Uh, yeah, we'll pick that.
[00:32:18] Did everybody watch the trailers? I did! Yep, Earth's limited today. It's all at the start
[00:32:27] of the stream if you want to see it. Oh, weird! Wait a second. Bro, there's a Wisp
[00:32:34] trail here, but you only get Wisp trails in the human world. We can't be in the
[00:32:40] Oh, I got hit.
[00:32:44] I don't even buy a computer.
[00:32:48] Yeah, that's strange.
[00:32:52] I wonder if we can come back there later. Oh yeah, there's the thing right there.
[00:32:56] Okay, so we could have hit that and then gone back probably.
[00:33:00] That's cool though, that's cool. That's cool, that's cool.
[00:33:04] Got to be Satan's buddy to get past this point.
[00:33:12] It's like you must be this tall.
[00:33:15] You must be this friendly with Satan.
[00:33:16] Give him a fist bump.
[00:33:19] Hey Christian, awesome man.
[00:33:24] Grats to you dude.
[00:33:27] Hey, weak sir.
[00:33:29] That is awesome to hear man.
[00:33:31] I've actually, I've been lurking a few times and I've seen some of this
[00:33:33] stuff going on in there. It's great. It's great. I love it in here.
[00:33:46] I wonder, I need to talk to Barry. I wonder if there's a way we can get on the Coalition
[00:33:49] app. If we can just pull up a chat room on Co. That could be kind of cool.
[00:33:58] Like just have to take a separate part of the app if they want to.
[00:34:02] Uh, actually, what we'll have to see. Maybe we'll put up the whatever after text.
[00:34:06] Uh, chance for illuminated hostiles to drop with these guys.
[00:34:10] What exactly is illuminated? Is that a type of hostile?
[00:34:15] I think?
[00:34:18] Probably not.
[00:34:48] our first damn girl rude you didn't even like yeah try to sugar go back
[00:35:08] yeah truth hurts dude please
[00:35:18] of
[00:35:29] All right, we already got guys up.
[00:35:39] All right, where do you go and do this?
[00:35:52] Mm-hmm.
[00:35:53] Mm-hmm.
[00:35:54] Mm-hmm.
[00:35:55] Mm-hmm.
[00:35:56] Your moves are weak code, they are.
[00:35:58] The moons are pretty neat.
[00:36:00] Mm-hmm.
[00:36:28] Okay.
[00:36:35] Good for now.
[00:36:42] Pretty good.
[00:36:49] No!
[00:36:51] Oh fuck!
[00:36:53] That was like headbutt.
[00:36:57] I am dead.
[00:36:59] I am dead!
[00:37:01] I am dead!
[00:37:03] I am dead!
[00:37:05] I am dead!
[00:37:07] I am dead!
[00:37:09] I am dead!
[00:37:11] I am dead!
[00:37:13] Damn!
[00:37:15] I am dead!
[00:37:17] It's like headbutt.
[00:37:32] Alright boss wave.
[00:37:39] I'm gonna try to save my overdrive if I kill him. Uh, I just can't.
[00:37:47] They're not playing that game. Oh God, there's two of them. Oh, I made a new mistake.
[00:38:17] Okay.
[00:38:24] Cool.
[00:38:27] Am I full?
[00:38:31] No.
[00:38:33] I have a low chance for resilience.
[00:38:38] A little volatility never hurt anybody.
[00:38:42] Too much.
[00:38:44] anybody? Too much. Great, you're being awesome. Alright, man. Make him good.
[00:38:57] Hmm
[00:39:11] Hmm, stronger aether
[00:39:21] Retarching path comes more efficient for the artifact here
[00:39:27] All right, let's keep moving.
[00:39:59] We good, good.
[00:40:08] Uh, sure.
[00:40:10] Hell yeah.
[00:40:22] I'll burn two, but I'm not gonna do any more than that.
[00:40:59] Great.
[00:41:01] Sure.
[00:41:03] Oh, nice.
[00:41:06] Healing.
[00:41:08] Hey, well, brain, what's up, buddy?
[00:41:10] Oh, nice.
[00:41:15] Healing.
[00:41:17] Hey, well, brain, what's up, buddy?
[00:41:40] Hey, what's up, buddy?
[00:41:45] Man, this cat just warred at me, just jumped up and warred at me.
[00:41:51] Oh, my lord.
[00:41:53] Hey, what you doing?
[00:41:57] Let's go. Let's go kill a little bit.
[00:42:00] Oh, no.
[00:42:09] Yeah.
[00:42:12] Oh, no!
[00:42:16] As growth attributes increase, they have an increasing chance of becoming volatile.
[00:42:20] Once an attribute becomes volatile, it can only be restored by returning to the passage.
[00:42:25] Oh no.
[00:42:34] Hostile's health is hidden.
[00:42:36] Oh no.
[00:42:38] It happened.
[00:42:42] Okay.
[00:42:44] Okay.
[00:42:46] Well, this is going to be a thing.
[00:42:54] This is going to be a thing.
[00:42:59] This is, wait, does this mean I can't see the boss's health?
[00:43:06] Um...
[00:43:09] Oh no.
[00:43:11] I might have bricked my run with this.
[00:43:17] I, you know what? If anything, I guess I just, it just means I have to focus on the fight.
[00:43:20] There'll be no, there'll be no health to look at, you just focus on the fight.
[00:43:31] I'm not sure if I can get through this one, but it's a good idea to get through this one.
[00:44:31] That is still awesome. God, it's bad.
[00:46:01] Oh god, oh god, oh god!
[00:46:31] Yeah baby.
[00:46:41] Where's my lucinac?
[00:46:47] There it is.
[00:46:49] There it be.
[00:46:51] Feels good man.
[00:46:53] Let's go.
[00:46:55] Get sedata get sedata. Let's get all of these stuff done here. We're not gonna go back
[00:47:13] Although well
[00:47:15] Get a part of me wants to with this debuff, but we're gonna make it work
[00:47:19] We're gonna make it work
[00:47:25] I
[00:47:34] Hey
[00:47:55] Let's go into the demon realm first.
[00:48:07] Yeah, let's do that.
[00:48:10] This game is cool.
[00:48:11] This game is awesome.
[00:48:12] It's your PS5 laying flat.
[00:48:16] I've already confirmed a part out if it's upright.
[00:48:19] No, mine's upright.
[00:48:20] Don't shoot the trope, you're gonna ruin my combat.
[00:48:54] Here we go.
[00:49:07] Dude, who's doing that on some cannons?
[00:49:10] Damn.
[00:49:13] This one just shredded me.
[00:49:24] All right.
[00:49:31] God, this is so weird without health bars.
[00:49:50] of
[00:49:57] the
[00:50:00] death of
[00:50:05] death
[00:50:10] of
[00:50:15] I
[00:50:45] I'm out.
[00:51:15] Oh
[00:51:28] This is gonna I don't know I don't know
[00:51:31] So do you believe Sonata Kitu will be a proper release or expect more bugs than usual with
[00:51:42] all the hiccups?
[00:51:43] Oh I have no idea dude.
[00:51:44] I have no idea.
[00:51:45] I mean it's going to be early access so you know that's a thing but I don't know dude.
[00:51:54] Ah sure.
[00:52:06] 38 prominence? Oh, yes.
[00:52:10] Oh, yes.
[00:52:14] Plus five arrogance.
[00:52:21] Oh.
[00:52:24] Okay.
[00:52:25] So arrogant, though.
[00:52:34] of
[00:52:59] You
[00:53:08] Hmm, oh inventory's full
[00:53:10] That's it.
[00:53:29] Alright.
[00:53:33] Nah, we're good.
[00:53:40] of
[00:53:47] the
[00:53:53] of
[00:54:00] the
[00:54:02] of
[00:54:38] Oh god.
[00:54:50] Nice save.
[00:54:53] Thank you, game.
[00:54:54] Very kind of you.
[00:54:55] Wait.
[00:54:56] There's a thing here.
[00:54:57] Oh.
[00:54:59] There's a thing here.
[00:55:08] Oh.
[00:55:10] Oh, hell yeah!
[00:55:13] I hear- I hear her song stack. It's so loud. The song of yellow.
[00:55:16] I think the stone. She sees me, she buzzes me, she will tear me to the far shore.
[00:55:19] And yellow in the splendor, the end of the path, the wire shall blaze bright with the falling star.
[00:55:22] Today is my last day of flesh. Goodbye, goodbye. Author?
[00:55:25] I don't know who that author is, someone that knows staff.
[00:55:55] I think we're good here, I think we're good, let's go.
[00:56:12] Ah, sure.
[00:56:19] Alright, let's hit the option where I'm going to keep going.
[00:56:34] Oh
[00:57:04] Awesome.
[00:57:06] Took every single bit of special that we had, but we'll take it. We'll take it.
[00:57:15] Who's still alive right now? Oh god.
[00:57:18] Not many.
[00:57:20] Not many pebbles.
[00:57:24] I think it's us, um, the engineer.
[00:57:29] I think her name was Rose.
[00:57:31] She's still alive and off somewhere, Kayla.
[00:57:36] And then, um, Commander's dead, Stats dead.
[00:57:40] Pretty much everyone else is dead.
[00:57:44] Yeah, yeah, Sebastian never existed.
[00:57:46] That's the thing.
[00:57:48] Um...
[00:57:50] Mm-hmm.
[00:57:52] As you do.
[00:57:57] Sometimes you just don't exist, you have to see the best of us.
[00:58:04] Okay, that's the elder.
[00:58:27] hmm
[00:58:32] plus nine
[00:58:57] Okay.
[00:59:05] The hell's that sound?
[00:59:15] Did he hit me from up here?
[00:59:24] Uh...
[00:59:27] Is this gun good?
[00:59:36] This gun's pretty awesome.
[00:59:37] Yeah, it's a repeating crossbow.
[00:59:38] I like this gun a lot.
[00:59:57] I'm almost through.
[01:00:02] That's right.
[01:00:07] It's time to hide.
[01:00:12] Thank you, Alex.
[01:00:17] Beautiful.
[01:00:22] No, thanks.
[01:00:29] Ooh.
[01:00:31] I was going to say, I think I've ever been up here.
[01:00:43] Look at that, man.
[01:00:45] Hell yeah, dude.
[01:00:46] Max lifo.
[01:00:47] Beautiful.
[01:00:48] Cool.
[01:00:49] Cool.
[01:00:50] All right, let's keep moving.
[01:01:01] Almost to the boss on this level.
[01:01:03] Is that a permanent upgrade?
[01:01:06] Yeah.
[01:01:37] What's the boss for this level?
[01:01:48] You'll see in just a second.
[01:01:50] Or just few minutes.
[01:01:55] So
[01:02:23] Whenever I stop firing, it fires off a bunch of little bullets.
[01:02:27] Interesting.
[01:02:28] Okay.
[01:03:23] Bam!
[01:03:28] There we go.
[01:03:33] You have an option here?
[01:03:37] We do.
[01:03:39] Saatva, thanks for that sub, buddy. Appreciate it.
[01:03:45] Alright, we can't really get any more artifacts, unfortunately, but...
[01:03:50] Ripsaw Chopper? Oh, wow.
[01:03:55] Oh, what?
[01:03:58] Oh, it fires all at once?
[01:04:05] All discs launch at once.
[01:04:14] Interesting.
[01:04:16] I don't think this is going to work, but we're going to try it.
[01:04:21] This is weird.
[01:04:32] Be a target staff.
[01:04:34] Thank you.
[01:04:46] I have no idea how good this gun is, because I can't see how.
[01:05:15] Seems cool
[01:05:24] It does seem pretty good I think
[01:05:31] Yeah, promise I can't really use this man, I don't I don't know how much damage it's doing I don't really know how to use it, right?
[01:05:43] See if we can get another one
[01:05:45] Now we may not be able to see if we get lucky here.
[01:05:55] Nope.
[01:05:56] Oh God.
[01:05:57] Can we help?
[01:05:58] Hmm.
[01:05:59] Oh god.
[01:06:02] Help?
[01:06:04] Hmm.
[01:06:14] I guess we're gonna see how this goes.
[01:06:21] Okay.
[01:06:29] This will be okay.
[01:06:59] Am I winning?
[01:07:29] of
[01:07:54] Good.
[01:08:24] Oh
[01:08:36] This comes weird, I think I like it
[01:08:48] Great
[01:08:54] A Myrian Chakra.
[01:08:59] Uh, what's this again?
[01:09:04] Holding R2 will launch individual discs and map the succession guided for zero by hostiles using auto hit.
[01:09:11] Oh wait, no dude I need to, I need to read that more, dammit.
[01:09:16] Um, oh.
[01:09:19] Oh bro this could be awesome.
[01:09:23] All right, hold on.
[01:09:28] I want to try this one.
[01:09:41] Oh, that's a good one.
[01:09:48] Well, we got this last time actually for the first time.
[01:09:53] All right, oh
[01:10:03] the
[01:10:11] you guess
[01:10:14] okay
[01:10:16] scheme is long yeah yeah well this is i've been playing it
[01:10:19] uh... very well lady
[01:10:21] so i've done you know for once right on the summer some going to be in the
[01:10:25] completion of the
[01:10:28] get all the data logs get all the uh...
[01:10:31] The audio logs particularly have been in check.
[01:10:38] Hey, Shock.
[01:10:43] Can you read what Acolytes Wager says in the database?
[01:10:50] Here, but he,
[01:10:52] where does it even say it?
[01:11:01] You mean in the tutorial section?
[01:11:05] Satan's fist bump.
[01:11:11] How long am I streaming right now?
[01:11:15] I'm just streaming for like an hour or two at least.
[01:11:19] I've been on for a little over an hour now. I'll probably go for a little bit longer.
[01:11:23] Cool.
[01:11:29] I'm not entirely sure how that other one works, I don't even know what to see though.
[01:12:28] Oh my god, Serves and her Maddox
[01:12:40] Nailed it
[01:12:58] You're dead.
[01:13:04] Good.
[01:13:05] You put like four giant shots in your face, my lord.
[01:13:20] Don't do that.
[01:13:22] Don't, don't live through that, please.
[01:13:25] Thank you.
[01:13:27] How long can the runs be?
[01:13:40] Uh, depends on what levels you have unlocked and what route you take.
[01:13:44] You can do, you can go like right to bosses in some levels or like do all the optional
[01:13:48] side stuff around it. It's kind of... depends on the way you're evaluating it.
[01:14:18] Great.
[01:14:29] Looking good.
[01:14:30] Okay, this is going to be a drop down, so this is going to be a time thing.
[01:14:37] Let's go for the bear.
[01:14:44] Are we good?
[01:14:54] We got four keys right now, we're not going to spend one on that, our prominence is close
[01:15:04] enough to level for now.
[01:15:28] Alright.
[01:15:30] Making good progress, getting close.
[01:15:35] Oh, whoa!
[01:15:36] I'll find you and I'll help you I can show you the truth save you from this
[01:15:49] we'll be together again my die no more lies no fear no more yellow red
[01:16:00] Perfect
[01:16:24] Oh
[01:16:26] You can do the fight now
[01:16:30] Come on now.
[01:16:37] I finally got up with your Wind Rose playthrough, Psycho.
[01:17:01] I enjoyed it so much I actually bought it.
[01:17:03] I'm doing a pistol musket run so far and it's awesome.
[01:17:06] Dude, excellent man.
[01:17:07] Wind Rose is great.
[01:17:08] They just released a trailer a little bit ago earlier today
[01:17:12] because they've sold a, what was it?
[01:17:14] 1.5 million copies, like.
[01:17:19] That's awesome, dude.
[01:17:20] I feel like that game's future is very bright.
[01:17:24] Really cool stuff.
[01:17:37] Hey, Long, what's up, buddy?
[01:17:44] How you been?
[01:17:49] Agreed, Marketron.
[01:17:52] Oh!
[01:17:53] Hi, you!
[01:17:54] How are you?
[01:17:55] The little boy kid.
[01:17:56] Let me just say hello to this good evening.
[01:18:03] There's another one of these weird corpses with the blue things around it, dude.
[01:18:11] These are the only corpses in the game to have this particle effect around them.
[01:18:16] It's so strange.
[01:18:17] Basically, I think we can do something when there's something up.
[01:18:23] I was watching JP play Bust Sim earlier and the city name was Envaville, yeah, uh, Bust
[01:18:35] found right yeah
[01:19:05] See I can't pick up I can't pick up the health without
[01:19:11] Rocketing to a different place
[01:19:29] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[01:19:33] Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
[01:19:41] Wow, dude. Longwood. Jeez.
[01:19:45] That's Tia, man. That's Tia.
[01:19:49] Jeez.
[01:20:00] Ow.
[01:20:03] I
[01:20:14] Okay
[01:20:19] We
[01:20:23] That William wall of it dude
[01:20:33] And those things are fire-quick.
[01:20:40] Just go through the, you know, dark cave of tentacles.
[01:20:44] Oh!
[01:20:45] A gold one?
[01:20:49] Why aren't you red?
[01:20:50] What are you?
[01:20:51] I answered his call. Now I wait. To be at his side forever.
[01:21:04] What?
[01:21:06] Behold our glorious king.
[01:21:10] What? What do you want with him?
[01:21:14] I shall be his next priestess. When deserving and true.
[01:21:19] What happened to the last one?
[01:21:22] Elders pleased him. Some could not blaze bright enough. Others shone too much.
[01:21:29] Soon I will join the Sisters in Yellow, together in harmony, awaiting our turn.
[01:21:39] You're deleted.
[01:21:42] I am chosen.
[01:21:49] I
[01:22:10] Want my drinking a polar cranberry lime spritzer. It is the life
[01:22:19] Yeah, we going in yeah, I think we going in
[01:22:25] Whoa
[01:22:30] The first month was the hardest
[01:22:33] We lost so many good people
[01:22:37] When we finally found out from the data core what happened to echelon to they felt so fee
[01:22:44] me. Sometimes I imagine that other me full of hope. I like this me so much more.
[01:23:44] All right, I'm playing these real safe.
[01:24:14] Awesome.
[01:24:44] All right, let's keep moving.
[01:24:51] What in the name of Cthulhu is this Hellscape?
[01:24:53] Yeah, pretty much.
[01:24:54] Yes.
[01:24:55] Yes!
[01:24:57] Is he answering your question?
[01:24:59] Yes.
[01:25:25] There's a little man who's got a ton of HP.
[01:25:43] Great!
[01:25:45] Jobs.
[01:25:47] Oh, immunity after dash.
[01:26:14] It's so good.
[01:26:29] Freaking gold doors.
[01:26:44] Those aim gets better when you have the spritzer.
[01:27:05] You know it.
[01:27:06] Lady love, how are you doing today?
[01:27:07] I don't know, I don't know.
[01:27:08] Oh!
[01:27:09] Oh!
[01:27:10] A large Aether!
[01:27:11] What are you doing up here?
[01:27:12] I've never gotten before.
[01:27:13] Damn.
[01:27:14] Hell yeah.
[01:27:15] There's a one-time get, so whenever you pick one up, you know you've never been to that
[01:27:16] place before.
[01:27:17] Check out Acklite's Wager in Tutorial.
[01:27:29] out Acolytes Wager in tutorial? An unnatural item which enables you to transform a dropped
[01:27:41] weapon or artifact into something different. An Acolytes Wager can alternative abuse to
[01:27:46] to remove one of your current artifacts.
[01:27:50] Oh!
[01:27:54] Bro, I had no idea.
[01:27:58] Thank you so much for that. That's awesome.
[01:28:02] I didn't know that.
[01:28:04] Good show!
[01:28:06] Can we do this? We can total... Oh, this is great!
[01:28:10] This means that whenever we find one that we want, that we don't have, we can come and like remove
[01:28:14] an old one okay dude thank you I'm so surprised I missed that that's huge thank
[01:28:21] you very much I'll probably use them mostly for that thanks buddy also can I
[01:28:30] just say like huge points for not just saying that in chat but like telling me
[01:28:34] to go read the tutorial like that was that was thank you
[01:28:44] Oh
[01:29:02] God, dude, he just ripped right through
[01:29:11] Out of tricks out of tricks
[01:29:14] Oh my god, there he goes.
[01:29:39] Okay, so here we can go to the right and that goes to a whole ass level or I didn't go straight
[01:30:07] here and that goes kind of like the later one.
[01:30:12] I'm ready to go straight here.
[01:30:21] I think this is the right way. I hope this is the right way.
[01:30:25] I'm honestly not sure the fastest way to get to where we are right now.
[01:30:29] So hopefully this is it.
[01:30:37] What do we know about the story so far?
[01:30:50] Oh, nothing.
[01:30:51] It's been confusing as hell the entire game.
[01:30:54] All I know is that it has something to do with that Coldplay song about everything being
[01:30:58] yellow and I don't really know what else is going on.
[01:31:05] Oh, and there is no moon.
[01:31:20] Just keep that in mind.
[01:31:29] What's that mean?
[01:31:33] I got no idea but I think it's important
[01:31:46] Desocrated fortress
[01:32:03] Like 70 houses at least.
[01:32:05] One more, oh come on, one more.
[01:32:35] I'll come out just one more
[01:32:53] Yes
[01:33:05] I've seen that Resident Evil movie with Mulan Jajalabdika and I know how that laser at the hallway ends, hmm? That's right. Yep.
[01:33:17] Yep.
[01:33:19] There we go.
[01:33:21] There we go.
[01:33:23] Hmm.
[01:33:25] Let me kill him.
[01:33:35] God, Taylor Jones was in that monster hunter movie, wasn't she?
[01:33:38] I never saw that movie.
[01:33:40] Hmm.
[01:33:42] Hmm.
[01:33:47] good oh dude I remember liking that
[01:33:52] resident evil me I thought it was pretty
[01:33:53] cool
[01:33:55] mm-hmm I was corny as hell that's a lot
[01:34:14] of arrows
[01:34:25] Oh wait
[01:34:30] Mother
[01:34:44] I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[01:35:00] The heck? How do we get there?
[01:35:12] I
[01:35:42] Great.
[01:35:44] Uh, let's do the optional first, if we can.
[01:35:53] Okay, good.
[01:36:02] Oh.
[01:36:09] That's.
[01:36:12] Ah.
[01:36:15] Is that timed?
[01:36:21] Oh, no.
[01:36:26] Oh.
[01:36:31] Oh yeah. Beautiful. Oh God.
[01:36:46] Let's go.
[01:37:01] Is that everyone?
[01:37:08] Yes it is.
[01:37:15] Great.
[01:37:21] up
[01:37:41] up
[01:37:46] All right, we are absolutely doing this
[01:37:58] Are you something things did I
[01:38:02] Yeah, dude, tell you big old Danny
[01:38:16] boom
[01:38:46] Gotta get all that sweet scrilla.
[01:39:00] Mmm, delicious!
[01:39:30] okay let's do it
[01:40:30] Oh, God.
[01:40:51] Alright.
[01:40:53] Hell yeah, dude.
[01:40:54] Or Halcyon, hell yeah.
[01:41:00] Improved integrity with care
[01:41:20] All right, let's keep going
[01:41:22] What is this game I thought studios up if I have a thoughts we open for like a long
[01:41:34] answer but the TLDR is basically a spiritual Returnal to but it is its own thing and it
[01:41:41] is it is yeah it's it's a spiritual Returnal to it's a very similar framework although
[01:41:47] it is a brand new character, all new characters, all new stories, but it plays and it plays
[01:41:54] and feels like a spiritual success in all the right ways.
[01:42:47] if I like that that's the first I've looked at you don't like that that's a big one
[01:43:17] How we doing on our main weapon? 47. Yeah, we need to break it.
[01:43:24] Just like that. Ooh, yeah. Just like that.
[01:43:30] Yeah. Just like that.
[01:43:41] Ooh.
[01:43:47] Two optional sides.
[01:44:00] Wait, is it going down right now?
[01:44:07] No!
[01:44:08] You bastard!
[01:44:09] Wow.
[01:44:10] Well, I'll step.
[01:44:13] Well.
[01:44:16] Well.
[01:44:19] Well.
[01:44:22] Well.
[01:44:26] Well.
[01:44:29] Well.
[01:44:32] Well.
[01:44:36] That's great.
[01:44:57] What?
[01:44:59] Oh, God.
[01:45:04] Uh...
[01:45:09] Oh, God.
[01:45:14] Oh, God.
[01:45:19] Oh, God.
[01:45:24] That would have made a kick-ass collector's edition statue.
[01:45:44] of
[01:45:51] of
[01:45:58] the
[01:46:07] The king above all plays in the new
[01:46:20] Dude so many bosses here
[01:46:28] Whoa
[01:46:37] of
[01:47:02] the
[01:47:05] Shedding all our HP before any boss fights can happen.
[01:47:35] Oh um yeah do I have one of these?
[01:47:46] Good deal.
[01:48:16] How's this game compared to Returnal?
[01:48:30] It feels like Returnal 2.
[01:48:31] I mean, all things considered.
[01:48:37] But it is not, obviously.
[01:48:42] of
[01:49:04] of
[01:49:11] go
[01:49:41] of
[01:49:48] death
[01:49:50] of
[01:49:55] death
[01:49:57] of
[01:49:59] death
[01:50:01] of
[01:50:03] death
[01:50:05] of
[01:50:07] death
[01:50:09] Hell yeah.
[01:50:16] Is that Max Health we've ever gotten?
[01:50:20] Now we've gotten both sides.
[01:50:22] For that side we've already got all the stuff on that that we needed and that one had the
[01:50:27] energy on it from last time, now we just got the life from that time.
[01:50:30] Oh wait, do we have any more?
[01:50:31] Oh, I don't know how many more we have, but let's try.
[01:50:38] Oh yeah.
[01:50:41] Oh!
[01:50:43] Yeah, I didn't even get the last one.
[01:51:01] I don't know what to do with this.
[01:51:23] Cool!
[01:51:53] Let's go!
[01:53:23] Oh my god dude.
[01:53:35] Oh. Oh Jesus.
[01:53:46] Did that even hit him?
[01:54:23] We got him yeah
[01:54:37] Oh
[01:54:50] Dang it! We took a wrong turn!
[01:54:56] Is that a plaza?
[01:54:59] So wait, maybe we can't do a full run to where we were going before.
[01:55:03] So we must have taken a wrong turn somewhere.
[01:55:08] Hmm...
[01:55:14] Yeah, there is nowhere else to go off that platform.
[01:55:18] Interesting.
[01:55:37] So I think I was supposed to turn left at Albuquerque.
[01:55:41] Oh, is that what it was?
[01:55:44] We got most of this stuff right here.
[01:56:02] We're still missing some of this, let's go, okay.
[01:56:10] And we got all this though.
[01:56:20] This batch shepherds.
[01:56:25] Okay, so yeah, so what we did that time was...
[01:56:30] Uh, we went from here to here to here to here to here to here.
[01:56:41] No, wait, no, we didn't go to the Blighted Marsh.
[01:56:45] We got to the shattered descent bridge controls and then we went to the desecrated fortress
[01:56:55] And then we beat the boss here.
[01:57:01] Maybe we have to just go straight to here.
[01:57:05] Yeah, there we go.
[01:57:14] Where does this elevator come from?
[01:57:22] You went into the fortress instead of following the other blue flag to here?
[01:57:52] Yeah, I went the wrong way. I must have, but I don't know where the wrong way was.
[01:58:02] Were we supposed to cross the bridge with the fixed bridge controls?
[01:58:08] Or were we supposed to go to the right and then keep going to the right?
[01:58:14] Oh my god
[01:58:24] I miss you
[01:58:26] I don't realize just how much I love you
[01:58:30] There's my barrel.
[01:58:45] Aw, dammit.
[01:58:50] Freaking gold door jerks.
[01:59:27] go
[01:59:48] nice, nice, nice
[01:59:57] Let's go.
[02:00:04] Thanks, Feral.
[02:00:11] Come on.
[02:00:20] I
[02:00:24] Chat
[02:00:26] It's been awesome
[02:00:28] I'm gonna pause right from here
[02:00:29] And you know what we're probably gonna pick up right from here tomorrow morning because I gotta go for now
[02:00:33] But this has been awesome, and I'm having a great time playing this game
[02:00:35] Hope you guys have been enjoying watching I will see you all tomorrow morning at 8 am ET same bat time same bat place
[02:00:40] We will figure out what we're doing in the morning and the afternoon
[02:00:44] And then all that good stuff anyway
[02:00:46] Thank you for being here over great morning after an evening wherever you're on the globe as always
[02:00:49] Yeah, well this thanks for being here. Let's see you guys tomorrow. Have a good one. Bye. Bye
[02:01:19] You again?
[02:01:20] By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
[02:01:49] Don't resist. We'll be quicker that way.
[02:01:59] All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them.
[02:02:08] I see you're coming.
[02:02:10] Ignore the clouds in your eyes.
[02:02:14] The villagers need your help, and the Petrometers is no place for you to use them.
[02:02:26] It will be a difficult task.
[02:02:31] But together, you will rebuild this town.
[02:02:37] Find the soul, and own your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead, and live.
[02:02:55] For the eternal prison, there's no bounds.
[02:03:01] There's no way out of this prison, wanderer, nor from the unceasing grip of death.
[02:03:15] Oh no, he's back, here we go.
[02:03:28] What's the meaning of this?
[02:03:32] I step away for one second and you think you can get away with using some shabbing long
[02:03:35] distance treatment on me?
[02:03:36] Ridiculous, disrespectful.
[02:03:37] I came here for the highest quality doctors, personalized care, whatever happened to that?
[02:03:41] You, the disheveled looking dropout behind the screen.
[02:03:45] Oh, come on.
[02:03:46] I don't wear my beanie for one night.
[02:03:49] Too nice.
[02:03:51] Cosmo says, Cobb, you look like a bum.
[02:03:54] Well, at least I know how to type.
[02:04:00] That's just jelly of the flowing lobs.
[02:04:03] Maybe she's born with it.
[02:04:05] Maybe it's just co-carnage.
[02:04:11] To hell with the ceremony! That man will pay for what he's done!
[02:04:24] Is...is that a promise?
[02:04:29] I'm just gonna have to play wet tonight, I guess.
[02:04:33] Oh, super penetration with the PDW.
[02:04:37] Why, don't ask me how to date or something. I'm busy.
[02:04:40] This is Violet! This is 18 plus, but I want to share it with you in case you didn't know this one yet.
[02:04:44] Uh-oh. Well, we're playing an adult game, so it's fine.
[02:04:46] What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
[02:04:50] You can't hear an enzyme.
[02:04:59] Talk about anti-climactic?
[02:05:01] Yeah, that's what your girlfriend said.
[02:05:03] Oh, excuse me. Sorry. Did that come out?
[02:05:07] What does your wife call you? My wife calls me Daddy.
[02:05:10] because we have two small kids and that's generally the name that we want you know
[02:05:13] them to call me as well so we call we call it like i call her mommy she called me daddy
[02:05:18] co give me motivation to finish my last project and end this semester of school
[02:05:22] okay draconia i'm writing your name down you are permanently banned from the channel
[02:05:28] you can whisper me on twitch my whispers are open and you need to whisper me
[02:05:33] in a or above to get unbanned in the channel so focus up
[02:05:40] You want to get greedy or not?
[02:05:42] What's that mean?
[02:05:43] I don't really mind if you do need money.
[02:05:44] I don't give a shit if you can kill me.
[02:05:46] I don't care.
[02:05:47] Oh, I, no, man.
[02:05:48] It's all good.
[02:05:49] Honor, honor over victory, man.
[02:05:51] Oh, okay.
[02:05:52] Well, I, Jesus.
[02:05:56] My friend claims that he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography.
[02:06:03] But I don't believe him.
[02:06:04] him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
[02:06:13] I will say, I so far am definitely digging the weapon and crafting system.
[02:06:28] seems pretty
[02:06:38] I'm the tutorial chat
[02:06:40] I thought that guy knew where he was going he didn't great oh god
[02:07:07] Oh God.
[02:07:09] Stay alive!
[02:07:13] Oh God.
[02:07:19] Can you guess if I saved the game?
[02:07:37] You