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Alright y'all, so normally of course there'd be another intro, but I don't have a lot
a lot of times after me, and I want to get in mouse.
So let's do it, we're going in, this is happening, we're back in mouse PI.
Also I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure this is good to go, let me let me do one final
test.
Hold on, one final test.
Okay.
No, that's not in at all.
What?
How we looking?
Chat, is it up?
We'll have to do the title.
We'll do that later.
I think we finally got most of this looking at least okay.
We've got a mouse PI thing to do.
We're gonna do this probably next stream,
but I think the unboxing is finally
mic'd up and working okay.
All right, oh my Lord.
Man, I had some issues with that, but we are back.
Okay, the cameras are good.
Things are set.
We'll have a bunch of stuff we'll probably do tomorrow
for the next day.
You know, like, then great.
OK, cheese, cheese, tastic cheese, tastic.
That's right.
OK, I need to remember how things.
There's a punchery, isn't there?
Come on.
That's the goal.
That makes sense.
Uh, that's right.
Cool.
There it is.
We're going to charge that, right?
Yeah, but...
Nice.
Oh, jeez. How's that? I'm on fire.
I'll kill you.
And you.
Thanks.
I love the dongs.
They killed complete seros?
I did.
We completely finished seros.
It is done.
Great, great game.
I had a really good time with it.
I had a really good time with it.
Uh, okay.
We need these more shotguns in there.
I got these more shotguns in there.
Dude, that poor heart in the bottom left.
Oh, my lord.
Oh, my lord.
What is this save okay
Another setback and why because you can't do jack without dough banks companies subsidiaries
always the choke chain play the good boy they patch on the head the second you show the
your puppet? Great to puppet they slam the purse shut. We'll flood the gates, eh?
I've lined up new investors. Is the odd bunch, but they'll carry me through. All that's left is the
price they made.
You?
Oh, that's right.
Oh, shoot.
Wait. There it is.
Oh, it's too long.
Sir. Let's go.
So we have to go up here.
I'm going to do here.
Can I do it?
Yes
Oops, I janked it didn't I get that's that's that's on me
Yeah, well the only degree I got is a pedigree in
I don't get it, tell me more!
Love the buddy.
The old prime buddy.
Oh, he's dead.
Okay, so I need to figure out this fight a lot more. There's a lot more going on in here.
And I was looking at before
Great there we go. All right
That's it?
Let me be the weakest grenade damage I've seen in a game.
Okay, here.
Did I do it?
Does that open in a minute or something?
No? Okay, so I didn't do that.
Looks like there's a sheet of glass or something, but I don't know if I can take that off somehow.
Oh, there's some right there, okay.
Hi.
Oh God.
Why can't you kill me?
You suck, you got it.
Oh God, this is the worst thing for that.
Oh Jesus.
What are you doing here?
Oh God.
Oh no!
Oh God.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Woo!
Steve, when I find you, we're gonna have a long talk about your life choices.
Oh, man.
Coast Guard Arrival Card is the scientist's.
An average dockside arrival card dated three years back, signed by the Coast Guard and someone by the name Von Halsev, mentioned a huge suffering.
Huh. Coast Guard Papers. Arrival signed by a Von Halsev.
Then doesn't ring a bell. Time to find out why.
Uh, anything else to get here before we go? I think we're good.
What's going on?
Hey, gong. What's up, buddy?
I feel like this is kind of a dumb question, but you're hitting up Sonatica JX?
Well, that's not bad, man.
Uh, yes, I am absolutely planning on hitting Sonatica JX.
Mm-hmm. Very very excited for some not to continue.
Jiff. Big Jiff.
Hey great Canadian, how you been man?
Bestion, I want a little...
Hey, Slavice.
Lucky her.
Is this considered an immersive sim?
Uh, no.
No, this is a first-person shooter at heart, with a super artistic style and some phenomenal voice acting.
But no, I wouldn't say it really checks enough of boxes to be an immersive sim.
Is this a boomer shooter? No, I wouldn't say this is a boomer shooter.
No, it's just a first-person shooter.
Nice and easy, actually. Maybe a mouse shooter? An MFPS.
Yeah, we can go now.
Hi.
Whistling.
What's the next part?
It's like whistling.
Something like that, right?
There we are.
Whistling.
That's right, right?
That's right.
Well, don't make me hangin', Jack.
Did you see the secret lab?
I got notes to take, so chop chop.
Then hold on to your tights, Wanda, because that place was nuts.
Robots, experiments, stuff I don't even have names for.
How the hell did Steve afford all that?
Oh, money, Jack. The guy was filthy rich.
Now tell me, did you find him, his body?
No body, but he did try to, uh, recreate Betty Lynch.
The dead Starlet? She used to be a stage girl before Tinselbros snapped her up, right?
Wait, wait, what do you mean recreate guessing her accident hit him harder than anyone knew hard enough to make himself a robotic replacement
That's you know what that is who?
Calling it seems like same wall of boys are just kind of in the blue cheese
Deep issues aside got any real leads on Vandal come on Jack spill it
Well, this might be bigger than we first thought I found traces of Steve's dealings with a techno
file group I think a bunch of weirdo mad scientist types did you interrogate any
of them they were long gone but they did leave a trail of cheese crumbs and what
they were working on was out of this world oh please sounds like more bandal
smoke and mirrors shrew crap now this was something else eerie tail stiffening
kind of stuff that makes my first stand on there.
Wow. If it rattled you, maybe there's something to it.
So, what's the plan now?
Not sure yet. I need to think. Rethink even.
Go over all the clues I've got, maybe poke around elsewhere.
I'll keep in touch, alright?
Oh, you will. I'll see to that.
Oh, you will.
Alright, we gotta pin our lab stuff.
What's up, buddy?
They're talking?
No.
Did you arrive?
Mousesburg Hero.
Combined with a card.
Ooh.
Johnny Drawers, an MJ game, Mama Jodah game.
Let's go.
Comic books.
Okay.
By the Heralds.
Another mouseberg herald issues.
This one features a piece on a suspected money laundering operation, allegedly tied to more
than a few street regitions.
Cups, cards, and flashy wand tricks make it easy to squeeze the last buck out of any
honest and morally frail mouse.
But the money seems to vanish into other pockets as well, according to our inside
sources the police are on the move and have already seen their first successes.
This one recounts the rise of Steve Bandle, who's stormed into the magic scene with
a bang.
Oh, there he is.
A newcomer to the world of illusions, Bandle's a mouse of great promise.
tricks are drawing big crowds to Boddville shows and even theater stink.
He's joined by stunning and heart-stopping assistant Betty Lynch.
Requires makeover done.
Is that a thing I can do?
I don't have any side jobs for that yet.
Although she's around here somewhere, then you can talk to her.
What now?
Read the greasy notice.
Ballistics, augmentation, and noteworthy gains.
Clip mount pack in the payload you promised.
Tired of firing blanks from being a real bang?
Whether you're looking for a larger barrel or quick release, I've just sent a little
extra kit swing by my workshop.
Oh!
What the hell was she thinking?
Wait what?
Nice.
Mmm, like the things.
Are you out of your mind, Tam?
Announcing something like that?
Uh, uh, like what?
That little notice you posted, banging genius.
What kind of talk is that, even?
It's about gun-tuning, dummy.
Yeah, yeah, it's a what bang ballistics augmentation and noteworthy gains mobile
It's better ain't you know cuz you're old
Working on it since my wetlands days you bring schematics pop them in and bang your guns upgraded
I even came up with
Banger add more bang for your buck
What do you think?
It's uh...
It doesn't quite uh...
Jack!
No, no, no, but it's good. It's good. Great!
Even uh... I'll use it like crazy.
Right now in fact.
Young adults.
Shish.
Love it.
Art, how's shooting?
Hey, you ever stop and think how things would be if you hadn't tossed my stepdad into this
lima?
Easy that, Kettle.
Let's stop the brakes on the existential crisis.
No, Jack, I made my peace, okay?
I was just wondering, do you ever, you know, say yes it?
Didn't back then, felt like the right thing to do with the time, but now, maybe
us so much. Well, things turned out okay, right? Right. Sorta. Kinda. Geez. How come you always
got time to hang out? They're cooking up a little time, jumpy gizmo. Helps with big
leaps. I call it the Jumper Buffer 101. What? Subjack. Sub.
Oh, I'm gonna be happy to get 10.
Oh, the Devarser counts.
Interesting.
Okay.
So let's do...
Okay, there's not like really any like super good things.
Let's get, let's wait, let's save our point and see if we can get that later.
Cool, man.
Nice.
Okay.
Tricky dick.
Like Tricky Dick.
Barnish was great.
Yeah, I need to use it more.
Oh, hey, problem.
Oh, let's go to our place.
You going to the pharmacy?
I think you can go back there.
There's the viewer.
We're back here.
Thanks Benicio.
It's not like that Jack. I'm simply concerned for our little brothers.
See there's been some weird
a-dis...
Disagreements between them and mice? No
Disinfectants? No way. They finally came up with something better than spiked these stuff.
Ugh! Disappearances, Jack. They're in real danger.
See, the Shrews were always a thorn in the side of, you know...
The Uptight and Welfie?
Just so.
Just so.
Anyway, a little bird told me that the Shrews disappeared faster than a shell-
James Schemes next level.
I also heard that the police might be involved.
No one knows what to make of it.
But maybe someone should someone with a
Ponson for solving mystery
So this is my cue to go and dig a little
See that's what I like about you Jack. You always know when to make your move
It's probably nothing but my check out clergy row. See the air is thicker than usual
Okay
Our little brethren are counting on you, Dr. Jack.
Strange types sniffing around Steve's lab, robes, symbols, vacant stares, cultists maybe?
Question is, what do they want and how do they get there?
A contract binding two parties.
The scientists and the magicians for a joint research into things unknown the
scientists provide lab equipment and manpower as the magicians brings the
funds and judging by the clip promissory note it's a boatload
turns out Steve was crazier than grape jelly on a casu marzu platter built a
robotic version of his late assistant Betty cold metal cold memories should
It's gonna be cold in the streets.
An average dockside arrival card dated three years back, signed by the Coast Guard and someone by the name Von Hauser, mentioned a huge submarine.
Unravel, smunravel.
Okay.
Okay sir, anything else we want to do here before we go?
Always check the curtain.
We're good.
We need to like rest or anything.
Yeah, so let's go to 30 Row.
What's the main quest?
Is that 30 Row?
Yeah.
I want to get more side jobs, but I don't know where to get side jobs, maybe just don't get them yet.
Oh, lost turtle.
I want to help find the cleaner.
Oh.
Sup Jack, need a drink?
Make it a double John, I got a new case, courtesy of an old friend.
Yeah? What is it?
apparently shrews are disappearing from their hood like a cheese grenade one
minute there and puff the next they're going yeah wouldn't be this way jack no
sir course it's the smaller ones fault maybe they just grew too big what do you
mean well it's true thick it all over again didn't I tell you that story
before yeah you're gonna need a refill for this one I certainly will not
I'd say no.
The drinks on the house, but the story comes with a price, my friend.
I'm a working shrew.
I'm happy to fill your glass.
But my younglings need their supper.
You don't have kids, John.
Well, none the courts can prove.
Anyway, shrew thinking.
Those were the days.
We did it, Jack.
Carved out a little slice of shrew heaven
here on this very soil.
We ran legitimate businesses, real honest work.
Judges, bankers, coppers, businessmen.
We had them all, all of our own ink.
Nice homes, white picket fences, big families, all that jazz.
So what happened?
There is a scale in this world, Jack.
Invisible, but it's there.
Measures us all.
When you're a little rodent and you get bigger,
There is a chance, a slim one, but real, that you'll outgrow yourself.
Reach places you never thought you could.
And in this world, there's always someone bigger who'll clip your tail just because they can.
So they clip and clip until you're stuck at the bottom and there ain't no shrew thicket anymore.
And...
Ahhhh...
Maybe I'll pour myself one.
Jeez.
I can't- I can't drink?
Oh.
Hey, Jack.
Well, I wanna drink up now.
Hey! I might be bite-sized, but I bite back!
There you go.
Hey, buddy.
All right, I think it's time for us to go you go by the new steam controller. I didn't know I didn't get one
I heard they're already sold out
Is it even working music? Oh
Is it back up hold on this like chat
I mean one minute
Oh, no, it looks like it is down.
Yeah, there seems to have been an error initializing the train's action.
So, it looks like it's still flying.
I'll try it later.
I don't think you can trust you get one.
I am fine with my other controller.
Why would I buy a steam controller?
Because it looks like it could be pretty great.
Yeah, my current controller is getting to the end of its life.
I've like worn off all the letters on it.
You can see like the bee doesn't even have its bee on it anymore.
It's just a black nub.
So it's about time for you to get a new controller.
I was going to try and steam one and see if it could beat.
Yes, I do. I've been using these razor controllers for like a decade.
I really like them, so I'm interested to see if there's one that can top it.
It was time to stretch legs and peek into the roll.
The roll.
Clergy roll.
Clergy roll.
Shatter aviation's built with our steel, fueled by our oil.
Oh, I like it. Oh, look at, look at their, look at their logo. A little sea with wings
around it. I like it. I like it.
Please, I didn't do nothing.
Talk to the startled shrew.
Oh, please, don't, don't hurt me officer. It was just a little cheese stick on the
sidewalk. I ain't done nothing wrong.
Easy pal, I'm not a cop. What's got you so jumpy?
Oh, them cops.
Yeah, yeah, serve, protect all that.
No, no! They're rounding us up!
Wham! Paddy wagon rolls in, and then... gone.
Gone how?
Gone! Gone!
My buddy got nabbed for just being a shrew!
Okay, we've put up with that for years, but...
uh, word is, he didn't end up in a slammer.
Just... vanished.
damn indeed well you watch your back I'm getting out of here to the wetlands or
anywhere really anywhere but here look like a cop talk like a cop but wasn't
really a cop
Can we go down?
Back in again?
Anyone home?
No?
Now we can get the final upgrade on our pistol.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Can we go up here?
We go up here.
Bam.
30 bucks.
30 mouse points.
We're actually full? We're full. Fantastic. Anything else you need to pull this thing?
I'm gonna stick out.
I'm gonna stick out.
There's a nice barcode.
They sure went big on this one.
I think that we got the...
These cops carry badges, but holy moly they work more like mobsters.
Sheets.
Nice.
Hell yeah, dude.
Grab all of that.
What the actual cheesesteak is the whole district this nuts
The crack down on the shoes is as ugly and crooked as a cow's run.
He dances fast.
I need to get the Cornelius Pronto.
He's gotta hear about this madness.
Gotta get the Cornelius, Jack.
Cornelius.
We also gotta bring...
...Police.
That was actually pretty great.
Turns out that works both ways.
Who'da thunk?
Who'da thunk?
Who would've thunk this outcome could transpire?
Certainly not this...
Oh, and there was some kind of loud, obnoxious warning.
The train is...
Did you just kill the train, you boss?
Oh my god.
I love that the bell goes off like a round, I think it's possible to see that.
Oh, this is what this is.
Errr, it's...
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello, Manny. Hello, buddy.
Manny, Manny.
Hmm, Manny.
I don't know if I can look out and sure.
Equinox Phoenix. Hey, absolutely dude.
Seems awesome. Secret found.
The End of the Crime Families.
A six-page expose by none other than Wanda Fuller.
A stellar example of investigative journalism.
This article de facto brings down one of the Mossberg's mom families.
Is that everything here?
Maza premium chainstays.
Once you start, you'll understand.
Ha ha ha, jeez.
Wow.
Alright, let's go stuff.
Okay, that's probably the way to go.
What's that?
Oh my.
What is this?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
No.
No.
Oh, God.
Literal skeletons in the closet.
Okay.
Well, that was a nice little secret.
We'll take it.
Oh.
Well, that was a nice little secret, we'll take it.
It's simple enough, really, mix-v-z-t-varka, as you'd like, and cola, I'll let you please
drop in some better orange-slicer-squeeze-get-a-stir, and there you are, I won't forget to
bring along a pair of weather jeans, without them, I'm sure you know, Zegirka, just
doesn't count.
I don't know what that does.
Find the apartment.
That backpack is stuffed total by accident.
Cut the crap?
Ah, well, yeah, I'll toss the damn barrel.
That's so good I should get three points.
I
See spinach
That music.
The anchor tattoos in the arm.
Pretty great.
Okay.
So this is still yelling at us.
recipe? Interesting, okay.
Oh, you could eat.
What do we do with these recipes? That was a purgy recipe.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Boom.
Boom, come here first.
Grab all of these.
Not going out there.
Why does my shotgun do this?
There's a charge-up shotgun shot?
And it stuns?
Oh that seems a little crazy.
Oh
Spike decently use remote switch shoot it down to trigger
Okay, worked like a charm.
This game is so unique that this game is awesome.
There's a reason we're back to it.
Ooh.
Well, I don't think we can drop down there.
Maybe?
No, probably not.
Hmm
It's so much I can't use let's see if I can get to the station without ending up in a ditch
Oh, I can just get down here. Cool. Okay.
Although I kind of want to go up there.
That works. Maybe?
Hurt? Okay, not pull up? I thought we could pull up.
Hmm, green.
Oh, and there's like a wall there too.
Mama.
Hi.
No, sir.
Another recipe.
Peruski Rogi recipe part two.
What is going on with these recipes?
Random thing to be fighting, and they look like actual recipes too. I'm going to put those.
so random yeah it was in the same thing
more cheese let's eat that cheese
we will eat that cheese
Okay.
So, I think we can go in the fl-
I was about to say the same thing.
Door opens from the other side.
So, is there a sewer entrance?
Oops. I did specifically hear this stinky word.
I feel like a super spy.
I got all this.
a team.
Oh, what are you laughing at?
Hey you, they're in the trench, come on, get me out of here.
I'm with the good class, Barbie.
Oh, I can tell the other one's bad, alright.
I just like stay here now.
Oh, oh.
Oh my god.
Open everything.
Oh god.
Oh god, it's a thing!
Oh no, it's a mad thing!
Um...
All that elementary math finally paid off
Oh, not really.
Stop!
Dead?
Nice.
Nice.
You see officers in the building?
Clearly, I was in here thinking you'd still go somewhere.
Got them.
Can you get the prisoner
Holy normal wall
So you're mean oh, you're you're mad if I let you out, huh?
Good job.
And done. You're free.
Thanks, man. This place is a real madhouse.
The officer upstairs? Dirtier than the trash heap behind a precinct.
Good to know. So, I did just bust you out, right?
You gonna make a run for it? Or, here's an idea. Help me.
me well you know I yeah for us we've got to fill those out before yeah I yeah
Oh, I got to fill those out before I bring it on.
I got to fill out this force test.
This ends! Learn it from the right way!
Good God, Bertie!
Okay, um, so if we can't get in,
we have to get on the other side of that wall.
Oh nice.
Great.
Yeah, the big dudes are tough to kill.
Okay.
Alright, this is happening.
police station now it's a police corporate office
raise
Oh
He's got the look of a cop, but not the precinct stink
Okay good
Not going in there.
What do we have to do?
564?
Nice.
More boomstick ammo.
Definitely liking this gun.
I need to upgrade this.
Let me get back.
What's going to do another hit of the pistol, but I think we're going to do the shopping.
A clue.
A map of Mausburg Sewer System.
You manholes and tunnels are circling in red. A root?
Rout-
Crooked cops will haul in shrews into the sewers.
Why?
No one could know.
Well...
The shrews...
Spent...
The cops.
Oh, cool. Okay.
There we go. We're good.
What's this?
Oh!
A Jane's gun?
Not a combination?
I like it.
Dino mine!
Dino mine.
That's right, there we go.
Okay.
Exit.
Is that four?
No, no, no, we did not, it just looks very similar.
That is the exit which is down here.
Something else that we can't get to.
Oh, we're getting a lot of ammo.
This is a concerning amount of resources.
Oh, there's a spawn door right there.
Oh lord.
Keep an eye out!
Wait, maybe that was... was that bad?
All of a sudden I'm questioning what I have to do.
Okay, so this guy's a shi- a war shark, please.
Oh, God!
Oh god!
Bro, I know I did it with a bunch of gas behind us.
I thought we had time to get those, uh...
...get those dudes behind us.
Whoops!
Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo!
Okay, if we're good here...
Oh!
Good advice.
I saw a cat yelling about a wall. I was like, what are they talking about?
That's the wall.
That's the one.
That's the one.
Come on, let's see.
Okay.
Not there.
Grab all of that piece.
Hmm
Hmm
Got some money buddy
My poor heart is crying I gotta get back to corny fast
Okay, anything else here?
Oh, there's secrets. Let's talk about that before we go.
Oh, we're good, man.
Fun level. That was cool.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Uh, boom.
Are there three weapons in the game?
Uh, no. Right now I think we have four, currently.
Mm-hmm.
We have a pistol, a shotgun, a machine gun, and a...
Wasn't even sure. Was it based?
But the job Stilton handed me.
The intercom?
Felt like I stepped right on a buried mine.
The mess with the shrews?
Well, ruckus don't seem to cut it.
Poor bastards.
I was in too deep.
Way deeper than I signed up for.
Stilton.
He shoved me into this mess.
Now it's his turn to pull me back out.
Uh, no, girl. We're gonna check out that at Disco tomorrow afternoon, I think.
Yep.
Well, that was awful. There are more ways than one.
Gotta fill everyone in. I just didn't.
I need my paneer, Moka.
Look pal, take your morals outside. I just mopped. Ouch.
Okay, we'll buy you. Collect 10 issues of the Herald. This one covers a troubling wave
of worker strikes spreading across the country. Some blame it on grueling conditions
of the munitions factories along the effects of the quite big affair as a whole.
Uh, I need- whoa.
No, no where far.
It's just some comic strips.
Like, 10 comic strips?
Cool.
Don't know what that does, but we like it.
We like things and numbers going up.
Those dancing flowers.
Hi.
Nothing to do with her.
Yeah, let's do the James gun.
I'm gonna break it. I'm just gonna do this.
You and you.
Gotta get every gun at two.
Yeah.
Oh, got a little, a little aimer.
Hmm... anything new in here yet?
Nope, that's not it.
So did you find anything of substance?
Not sure you want to hear this, Cornelius.
That's bad, huh?
Worse.
The cops, they were rounding up their shrews.
Not an arrest or two, more like a district-wide hunt.
What?
Yeah.
But these weren't your run-of-the-mill trigger-happy cheese chewing law-buying cops.
Something's rotten in the police force.
Stinks worse than blue cheese on a hot day.
You're saying these police weren't dirty?
Crooked it as a broken nose.
They've even been locking up their own behind bars.
Must be some internal squabble to keep the honest cops from squeaking.
And the sh-shrews?
They locked them up too?
Not that I could see.
These crooked cops must be holding them somewhere else.
I did find a sewer meth, though, so diving into the muck is next on my list.
Oh, if what you're saying is true, this is most concerning.
This poor little brodage
Hey there buddy buddy, okay, we got shrew roundup
Cops divided when we found this job these shut up
police brutality and
the sewer man
okay resolve not just any sewers then it's the old subway filthy as they come
better check it out nice head to the old subway
Master driver at work.
Might see a few framed Roger Rabbit in the old Indiana game.
And if I wanted to find the missing shoes
Yeah, you are good.
Okay.
Yeah.
Grab all the money, buddy.
Oh, jeez, let me see you in a midnight raid on a berry truck.
Something smells off.
Door key, ticket-poosy key.
Give us some luck, give us ticket-poosy.
Grab that money.
Grab that money.
Wow, this is really strong.
Do like.
I'm going on a perilous journey so I need your strongest tickets you can handle my
my tickets. Dead. Boy eats bad book.
Too strong for you.
Man, it's crazy. His mouse is crazy.
Nice. I made a lot of good stuff up there.
Alright, let's go back down.
Just right for a shrew.
Pick up the little hat.
The tiny hat?
Just a hat, but a shrew size hat nonetheless.
There can't be more solid proof of a shrew trafficking through the sewers.
cheese ladders in on the Shrew Wrecked. Time to find someone, are you? This one is a great spade.
I know dude love those bongos those big old drums
Back at the full health, nice.
Is this the right way?
That looks right way.
Any rolls to blow up?
Oh, we're good.
Let's move.
I think all those mice just got murdered.
That seems pretty weird.
What is going on here?
Oh, I'm not sure what that was, but we set it on fire and it seems to have died, so...
I just mowed down
Yeah.
Oh man, I just decided to hit that.
Oh.
Oh.
Probably would have been useful.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so I don't think we're gonna open up.
Yeah, we're good.
Nice, Seekers down there.
Is that the underwater music?
Oh, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
It's got its own underwater crescendo music.
Alright.
Here, let's go up here.
What are these guys doing to, like...
Got him!
Like little fly bros.
little fly bros
They're spinning their tails like a propeller that's what it is. Oh wow, so they get us fly whatever they want
Why'd we got to be little scary eyes in the sewer?
Why you gotta do that. Too many cheese jokes? Yeah, if you're not into the mouse
humor, this game is probably a bit much. I think it's kind of hilarious. I seem kind
of like dad jokes, so I don't mind at all. This issue's headline article seems
hastily redacted, barely making sense. It recounts the tale of an unnamed mouse
who allegedly declared that fit from us, like these newest health product, would
make him immortal. He downed a dose of strict nine to test this theory. Word
has it that the coroner's space palm can still be heard echoing to the alleys of
Malzberg to this day?
Wow.
Wow.
Wowza.
Mowza.
Uh oh.
heard
let's save that barrel again
we don't need to that might have been it
Nice, alright, that's going up.
Get everything before we go
Oh my god.
I don't think I can do it like that with the weight of the damage.
Man, I'm actually getting my ass kicked all of a sudden.
Great.
Everybody says, can we say this is the best Boomer Shooter of recent years?
No, no, I wouldn't say this is a Boomer Shooter.
Is that okay?
No?
Yeah.
It's a Boomer Cheezer.
That's right, there you go.
It's a boomer-cheaser. That's where they go.
No, I mean, boomer shooters are specifically designed to look retro.
This game is not... that'd be like if you called Cuphead a boomer platformer.
Like, this is an art style. It's not a... it's an art style from a time period,
but it's a stylized choice. So, a boomer shooter is generally like
games that are designed to look old. They're designed to look pixelated.
designed to look old. They're designed to look pixelated. They're normally, you know,
super simplistic in gameplay. So, I would... this is an FPS. This is way more than a Boomer
Shooter. This is not like... it doesn't meet the criteria for a Boomer Shooter, I'd say.
I don't think it's trying to be. Something different.
Don't shoot, mister. I swear, I ain't one of these no-good two-bit cheese leggers.
I just asked for tickets, and they gave me a knuckle sandwich instead.
Relax. I'm a PI. I don't rough up people for no good reason.
Cheese leggers, though? Plenty of reasons there.
Yeah. Like walking around with no tickets. And in those filthy, briny overalls.
Sure. Wait.
Briny. Briny.
Um, like they took a swim in pickle juice or saltwater.
Must be a part of that shady business they're running.
I see. Hmm. Say, where'd your dance partners run off to?
Hard to tell. Been two busy-seeing stars since they left.
But, if I had to guess, I'd say they're running their racket further down the canals.
A lot of movement for a section that's supposed to be shut down.
Oh, and watch out for their foreman. He's got a nasty snap.
Duly noted. Thanks.
See, you wouldn't happen to have a ticket on ya, would ya?
Don't push your luck, Bob. Don't push your luck.
Not even a little ticket stub.
Well, I guess chaos truly rains in Mousebug.
Not even a little ticket stub.
Well, I guess chaos truly rains in Mousebug.
They found them, they can't.
Dude, those guys do so much damage.
Alright, we gotta prioritize the shark figures.
Wow.
This almost sounds cowboy b-bobby.
Oh god, there's another Sharpshooter.
I thought I heard the ding-ding-ding.
Okay, I was not ready for that chat.
I was not prepared.
Wait, does the ding-ding-ding mean it's quick-saving?
Oh, I think that means it's quick-saving.
save it. I thought that the round was over. I think it's safe. Okay, cool. That works.
We'll take it. Let's make sure we get all the stuff in here. Good. No fake walls.
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This is looking pretty good.
So, you're a pesky mouse.
So the rumors are true.
A giant gator and a smooths with a gaffin gun.
You better believe it.
Wow.
I
Okay, so you're gonna immediately start firing.
Wow.
Right.
Do I plan to take a look at Road to Bostic?
Yeah, but it's done for sure.
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He's sleeping okay I guess he's okay
I'm sorry, what?
Hit control and then air to spin the tail and glide?
Oh, that's funny, why do they just make it hold space?
But I still like it, that's cool, that's cool.
Probably a good reason for that later.
Alright, here we go.
Oh, there it is.
Calecopter?
Calecopter?
Yes.
Calecopter.
Ooh, we got to run over this.
This is our test chat.
Our test.
Noice.
We did it.
Oh, second test.
We got to learn how to do updrafts.
Oh
Just blown up the barrel bottom
Oh
Hell yeah
Oh, I think we have to throw the barrels after them, maybe?
Oh, that looks pretty killer.
I've got an exact spit now, it is.
Sir, you know what?
I know we set one on fire at one point, but now I don't know if we can...
Is this game going to have multiplayer?
I don't think so.
I don't know if it's a single player.
Oh, we got him! Awesome. Great. Playfect. Get all the ammo back, please. All of it.
Smidgen.
Alright.
Hmm.
How dare these do this thing?
That works!
Okay.
Load now.
Okay, go.
Let's go.
All right, new save.
Let's go up this way.
What the heck?
What is going on here?
Oh.
Wait, is this the main way or is this an alternate way?
What the hell, Vashman, we have deal!
Wait, is she talking to me?
Ooh.
Okay.
Whoa.
Oh.
Okay.
Let me go higher, we must go deeper.
Oh, hi.
A little figurine.
They said I found my mini-me, but I was still trying to find my me.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where's this guy?
Hold on.
Oh, nice.
Bam.
Nice skimmy tops.
Skimmy tops.
There's skimmy tops skimmy tops oh god we got to get out of here oh my god
yes oh god that almost killed us geez direct our face okay now we have to what
Find a boss?
What's that one?
Oh my god, I can't even like, hear properly.
That's gotta be the big bad foreman.
Gotta spawn for a boss.
More like a mini-boss.
Let's see if we can get there.
Here we can't jump out of the water.
Okay, let's do this.
Okay, let's do this.
Okay, let's do this.
I don't know what made you change your mind wait wait you're not one of them
coppers of the crooked kind I'm one of those guys who brings large shrews back
home and whatever this operation is it's a stinky sticky roadblock in my way so
this ends one of two ways you're in cuffs or you're on the ground either way
you're spilling your guts wait wait wait we're just transport hard help oh
Outsource! That's what the boss told me to say, yes!
May ain't our job as questions we just deliver!
It's them cops pulling the strings. Real rats, I tell ya!
Rats?
Well, not rats, like rats-rats. Now, the coppers!
Crooked boo-doos! They made us do it!
Swear on my mama's cottage curds!
With all that brine on ya, I'm guessing you're faring the shrews up to shore.
Up up, somewhere in Wallabay. Ain't got an exact spot. The cops take the cargo over by the sewer outflow.
They're shrews, not cargo.
Wee-wee, my bad, sir.
Wallabay's huge. It's like looking for a shrew in a haystack. I need to head back to the office.
We think everything I've learned.
Preferably over a glass of spicy hot fondue.
That sounds amazing.
I have not had a hot, spicy hot on you, ever.
Other than some bad things, wrap your mouth, Cersei.
Thank you.
I
Think that
Oh, my god.
Oh, god.
I just struck a game
I'm gonna work out his plane!
Crap.
Stop!
That snow was clean.
It was clean.
And clean made me nervous.
Clean made me...
man I'm gonna have cowboy bebots stuck in my head for the- what?
wait
okay
make sure we got all the money
I feel like do you get in there somehow?
Oh.
It looks like you jumped in.
Oh god, no we can't.
Oh there we go, nice dude.
Oh yeah.
Awesome.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Ah!
Skirt.
Cheese Legs and 30 Cups.
didn't see that one on the bingo car
massburg herald Betty Lynch's
extraordinary life the unfair of any of
its true and a prelude to her big break
in the upcoming vaughn bill show
I'm gonna special like 10 baseball cards
nice I'm a strip
Okay. I don't know why we're buying that stuff, but we're doing it.
Alright.
Oh, we only got two. We can use the varnisher. We're using the hell out of that, let's do it.
Oh, it's three.
Alright.
Do-do-do-do, pick her up.
Jack, over here's his sport.
How's life treating your corny?
Oh, you know speeches, rallies.
It's tiring work, but important. And nonetheless.
But I'm more interested in your thoughts on the case.
Did you learn anything about those poor, missing shoes?
I did for a change. They were taken down into the sewers,
ferried away by a bunch of cheese-luggers.
That's horrid.
So, did you find them?
Return safely to their homes, I take it.
Truth be told, I'm hidden the wall here.
Gotta think this through, double check my findings, maybe.
Poke around other cases until something clicks.
I see see
Well, I'm sure you'll ever bounce them back in no time
Let me know if you have a stroke of a genius sport
If I have a stroke Cornelius, I'm calling the doctor not you yes
Yeah, see you around Jack
Look pal take your morals outside. I just mopped I
Need my premier mocha
Isn't Paneer an Indian cheese?
Paneer, okay.
Uh, Wallop Bay.
Crooked cheese leger hornet.
There's a whole lot of cheese leggers in the old subway lately.
Might be tied to the shrew right now.
Your sized hat. Somewhere near saltwater.
Okay. Hi.
It was a day like any other. Until our little woman.
Not that woman.
She waltzed into my office like she owned a place.
Then I have to say a word.
I saw her voice the moment she walked through the door.
Wrapped in makeup and a cloud of perfume was her for the sleaziest tints of brother's
body.
Not her voice.
Not a Contralto.
The Contralto.
Thick.
Rough.
Thick, rough, like Gorgonzola, they can't be slapped on a mozzarella platter.
Monsieur Jacques?
Bonjour, Monsieur Jacques?
No, that's down the hall.
Bonjour. Tis like hello, only en français.
Lady, I am too tired, too hungry, and way too sober for this.
Why don't we cut to the chase?
Oh, you're no fun, Mr. Pepper.
Tisque.
I have a job for you.
I don't need any more headaches right now, so if you don't mind.
Nonsense.
You're drowning in death, picking up small fries and petty cases.
What you need is a big one, and this, Mr. Pepper, is the big one.
Well go on then, what's the deal?
It's about my friend.
She's dead.
They killed her, Jack.
Murdered her.
They?
Well, sounds like you already know who they are,
so where do I fit in?
Please, Mr. Pepper, it's a figure of speech.
My friend, Betty Lynch.
She was an actress, beautiful, talented, vibrant, a radiant star destined to bask in the limelight,
until some vile hand snuffed out that shining star.
Just like that.
The curtains closed on her forever, Mr. Pepper.
That's all very theatrical.
Ah, force of habit, I guess.
I did a few movies myself back in the day.
But that doesn't matter to me anymore.
Betty does.
She was a close friend.
And they, the whole poisonous industry, killed her.
Quite an accusation, lady.
Talk on the street is, this was an accident.
I told you it was big.
The biggest.
So please, take the case, Mr. Pepper.
Start snooping around the film studios on Tenzel Avenue.
You'll find answers there, I'm sure of it.
And trust me, I paid good for the right intel.
Alright, I'll take the case. But I don't come cheap, Mrs. Or is it Ms.?
Ms. McCarthy. Vivian McCarthy. Thank you, Mr. Pepper. I'll be waiting.
Head to Tinsel Avenue. That's exactly what I would do if I didn't have to goooooop!
But hey! Got almost two hours back into this and you know what? Yeah, we're gonna go ahead and keep playing this.
Uh, we'll just, we'll just go ahead and call it now. This, um, I have to admit the gameplay of this game, I, I don't find super engaging.
The gameplay of this game is pretty basic. There's only a few enemy types. There's some environmental stuff you can use to kill them.
Pretty basic upgrade pass.
But the dialogue and the setting and the voice acting
have made this, uh, very much worth my very limited time right now.
So I think we will continue to play this if nothing else. I just I'm it's a joy to be in this world
With people that are clearly so good at what they do. So yeah, I think we'll we'll keep going
I don't know if we'll do like the hunter a hundred percent run kind of thing
But I you know, we'll probably do the main story so you can get through there
We do have a lot of stuff coming on the pipeline, but yeah, it's fun
All right guys, I gotta go for now gonna kick you over to co
I might be back for a cozy tonight. I'd like to but I may not
tomorrow we'll probably start with some unboxings and then go from there. Hold on
before I say that let me look at my calendar. We have a debt we were gonna
be playing dead as disco but that's tomorrow afternoon so yeah I think
tomorrow we'll probably do some unboxings and then start right with mouse
potentially that'll be fun awesome then kind of go from there but anyway
thank you all so much for being here I really appreciate your time have a
great morning after your evening wherever you are around the globe and
as always thank you so much for spending some of your life here
Thanks guys. See y'all later. Have a great rest of your day. Bye-bye.
You again.
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist. We'll be quicker that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but soreness and shadows in them.
I see your confusion. Ignore the clouds in your mind.
The villagers need your help, and the Petrometers is no place for those who use them.
It will be a difficult task.
But together, we will build this town.
Find a soul, Lord.
Elow your spirit.
Prepare for the challenges again.
And there will be no death.
For the eternal prison knows no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison, wanderer.
No more from the unceasing grip of death.
Hello, my name is Co-Kartage and I'm the king of bad ideas.
I remind you that there are more rings like this one.
Yes, but not with the same smell.
It reeks of shit.
Sir, permission to smell the ring?
Fuck.
It smells just like Colonel Harris's anus.
What? How the hell do you know what the Colonel's anus smells like?
I'm not authorized to reveal that information, sir.
Oh.
Oh
We'll be fine
I see no monster monster not there was it just like one of these just do this do this during the night
Everything's fine. Okay, hold on. Everything's not fine scream
We'll go here sinned tower
Sure, we're going here. Okay, this is great space. Let's go here. Awesome great
Damn, oh my god, dude
Nothing Rick
What the hell? What was he, what?
He's gonna be like, I should probably go back to bed.
Oh Jesus Christ!
I knew it was coming.
Oh Jesus Christ.
A toast to surviving.
HA HA!
I think...
Okay.
OH JESUS CHRIST!
OH JESUS!
Oh my god.
Hi.
How are you?
Because I had no idea you were in here.
What?
Got a bomb, brandon!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
D-M-Z!
This is getting-
Got a bomb, brandon!
I'm great, I'm great!
I'm broken, I'm broken!
I'm broken!
I'm broken!
It's working!
I'm breaking my point right now!
Yeah!
What?
What?
I'm broken!
There we go.
I have to admit that the music makes it better.
Thank you!
Somebody appreciates it.
You're doing it, bro!
I got you!
The Rattler will inciculate.
I don't think that's how it works.
Where is the rattler?
That's it!
Oh, he's not here.
I don't ask much of you, but I do ask in my moment of need that you bless me, that your
aren't goodness
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