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DEATH STRANDING 2 (PC)! - Directive 8020, Far Far West later! - Subnautica 2 SOON™ - !Emberville is COOKIN'!!
05-12-2026 · 4h 34m
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Yo, yo, yo, how ya doin' today everybody good to see ya, welcome to another day of hero
We're gonna do some deliveries
We're gonna get scared. We're gonna play some cowboy guns with JP
Now, I don't know we're gonna do this after you maybe some more this or maybe something else
But maybe we got it. We got a day ahead of us. I hope you guys got time
all right
so
Let's see if you have anything to do here and then we're gonna just immediately start with main story today
mm-hmm
Yesterday you guys are very patient with me as I drove around and did on my side questry
I have thanks to my friends and hey, Barry, do you have your your ears on right now, Barry?
Mr. Barry, Barry, allow me to review the order data.
Hey, T, what's up?
Okay, I think I think there's a very set is really on for this year's round, but you
Oh
And you with Mandy with the raid tea, but thank you so much Mandy. It's great to have you back
I've been loving following your adventures in Japan while you've been out. That was awesome over on Twitter
Love it. I do not need an extended like
Yeah
Anyway back to what hippie was talking about hi Barry
So Barry if we could please go ahead what what we're gonna do and we already have this set up
We're going to do three Conan Excel servers.
They're going to be 40 members a piece,
and we're going to have a Coalition Exiles 1 community server,
a Coalition Exiles 2 community server,
and they're both going to be enhanced.
So you do have to have the enhanced edition.
Those servers will be up all the time,
and the only people on those servers are going to
be high token holders from our community.
We will ask that you use the same name in
game as you do in the channel, I'm talking to Barry will want to set up a token portal
and the token portal will have the password.
I think we're doing, I don't know what you and Sayori are deciding Barry, but if we're
doing whitelist or tokens and a password, but whatever we're doing, we'll have a portal
set up for it.
And then we're actually going to have a third server that I play on, and that's going to
be a Conan XL streaming server.
And what that means is that server will only go up and go down when I am streaming on it.
I feel like it makes a more interesting show because like everyone on the server is moving
in the exact same pace, which is kind of fun.
So what pre-service total and I think we're going to start loosely close to or during
Subnautica 2.
I want to do I want to I want to get I don't know how long Subnautica 2 is going to be
And I don't want to start it before Subnautica 2 because that's like in two days.
So as we feel Subnautica 2 start to like wind down a bit, we'll probably fire up
the Conan XL stuff.
And whenever we start streaming it is when we'll open up the community servers.
That's our plan.
There you go.
So the servers I think already set up, we're just waiting to turn them on and
everything, but yep, thank you to Sayori and we're going to be doing them all
through Neutrado.
So I appreciate that.
Them helping out with the two and we'll talk more about that later.
Okay.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Okay, so I think we already have what we need.
We just moved back a ton of resources.
So the thing we're doing now is we're going to the bridge of the Magellan.
Let's go.
Hey, Dev.
Perfect.
Thanks, Barry.
Okay, I'll wait for the dog to over here.
We're starting with a bang today boys and girls, let's go.
The Devsid sub 2 is only 25% done right now.
That's true but we don't know how big the game is, so I mean 25% of Subnautica 1 would
be like 15 hours. Like that's that's a that's still a long time. What time is
Directive 8020? Directive 8020 is starting at 10 o'clock and we're actually
starting Directive 8020 with this.
We'll be looking at that a little bit later. So we'll see. Alright let's go.
Girl why don't you use your little blue hand to smoke your cigarette? That makes so much that'd be so much cooler
What's in the box? I don't know I've been opened it I
Have updates for you if you have time I take it you've learned more about Lou
We followed up on the message that men left for you at the lab
About how there was another
BB 20 real quick. I've been thinking about this and I have to say it before I forget I
I wonder if there's a scene somewhere in this game where you can tilt the camera just high enough to see the top of the string with the puppet
And I bet if you do there's a 3d model of Kojima with a smile like holding him
Just saying
Now that's in your brain too
And together, the two of you made it all the way across North America.
Dead men and everyone else at Bridges, they all called Lou BB-28.
Right. Because that was Lou's Syrian number.
You see, we found the records for the BB storage facility.
By cross-referencing the data, we've confirmed that after BB-28 was decommissioned four years ago,
Lou was assigned the same designation and placed into storage.
So what you tell me is that instead of getting a new serial number, Lou inherited an old one?
As for Lou's mother, following the C-section, it seems she passed away.
And that pretty much is the extent of our recent discoveries.
Without a still mother to provide support, it makes sense that Lou was kept in reserve.
And to be clear, and this is a reminder, still mothers are braindead women whose unborn
children are used as bridge babies.
They are kept alive by life support systems and retain a mysterious connection to their
even after they are removed from them.
The connection supported by BB pods
designed to stimulate the conditions of the womb
allows babies to connect to the beach
and detect the presence of BTs.
So the premise here is that, and this is so weird,
the reason the babies can detect the dead
is because they're in essentially a dead person.
And that's how they're able to detect the dead spirits.
So it is a living baby connected to a dead person.
But then again, I guess the baby itself is kind of in flux too.
I don't know.
It's weird.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
But we still have no idea who approved the serial number reassignment, much less why they
did it.
Higgs said there were things I didn't know, maybe this is what he was talking about.
I think it could be.
I don't know everything about now.
I don't know everything about him.
You're playing his games, Sam.
Chasing after the past is what Hex wants you to do.
I need to know where he came from.
I have to know.
If you're sure, Sam, I'll keep digging.
Oh, you know what I also realized last night, chat?
You know what I realized last night?
This is a minor thing, and nobody cares.
And it's not important.
It doesn't mean anything.
But I realized last night that Sony making the decision to delay the PC version of this
game past the release date is probably why this game was not on my game of the year list
and probably a lot of others.
And now that I'm playing this on PC, I'm sitting here being like, yeah, there's pretty much
no question this would have made my game of the year list.
If I if I had, I mean, it's like this is a this is a really good game.
It's a really, really good game.
I was thinking about that last night. I realized I was thinking about playing it offline last night and I was like, damn, now that I'm like, not having any friction with it, like, this story too is kind of awesome. I kind of love it.
That makes me sad. That makes me really sad. I feel like I feel like I kind of let could game it down a little bit.
But yeah, it's interesting.
It's Charlie
Because like
Okay, Sam
It seems tarman decided to leave a few books for you right there by your bed
Reading is a wonderful way to take your mind off things. Trust me
Yeah, it just makes me wonder because like
Think of it like this, right? Like one major influencer, not me, but people 10, 15, 30, 100 times my size,
one major influencer being loud about a game can change how people feel about it, right?
And to think how many people, me being one of them, that just didn't play this game because it didn't come out on PC,
and every single person who wasn't shouting its praises was one person less who was going to say it was a potential game of the year, right?
So it's like, I really do wonder what tangible impact it had on this game's reception.
Because so many people decided not to play it. Because it wasn't exclusive.
Oh, that's, that's, that's interesting to think about.
You know, says Tim Cain mentioned this, really? Does he have a video on this?
I unfortunately only he dude Tim King puts out so many good videos
I only get to watch like one out of ten of them he and every one of them has been quality
It dudes awesome
Read book
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That's tarman's son he must have placed the photograph in here for safekeeping
This is an important memento. Why don't we go and take it to him?
Heck yeah, I will dude, heck yeah, I will as he says heat the bug
Nanny
What?
I mean I will
I found this picture in your book, is this your son?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yes?
He's still out there somewhere.
Born along on the currents.
With his right hand of mine.
It's due to my connection with said missing piece
I can read the movements of the tar, something akin to a phantom pain.
Do you want to hear the story?
Sure.
I was both a medical doctor and a geophysics researcher once upon a time.
In those days, the tar currents were a key focus of mine.
This ship was originally built to facilitate my studies, in fact.
The deep tar-hunting vessel Magellan, we named it.
A ship perfectly suited to pursuing the creatures that thrive in the tar's depths.
Another avenue of research, you might say.
We called in chiral mammals for lack of a better name.
Seemed like the closest fit.
Reckoned if we caught one, we could figure out all the mysteries.
The tar, the tides.
Hell, maybe even the strangling.
Whoa, she's a big one.
You picked yourself in son?
I was looking calm.
I'll be fine Pa.
He wasn't fine.
You see this?
I think she's pregnant.
Hey Pop, this is weird.
Stop!
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It's cool it won't encourage the
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I got ya!
And just like that, the tar took my boy, and my hand along with him.
At first, I thought this little guy was my son reborn.
If I may ask a question.
The hunters that attacked you after you caught the Kyro mount, are you sure they came from
within the creature's womb?
Yes.
That said, I'm not of the opinion that the hunters wear its offspring.
Its wound nearly served as a gateway to the other side indeed the tar and the beach are connected
He's so cute, we're my kittens. I need kittens to pet kids hands. Okay
Mm-hmm
Well, that was an awesome scene it was pretty much completely unnecessary to what we're doing, but like that was fantastic
Hmm
Do you have any more bookstreet
Moby Dick or the Whale seems to be one of Tarman's favorite novels.
As the name suggests, it's a story about the white sperm whale named Moby Dick.
Captain Ahat, one of the main characters, uses a prosthetic leg made of whale bone to
to replace the one Moby Dick took long ago.
He's obsessed with getting revenge against the whale,
which he hates with a terrible passion,
all while nursing the phantom pain of his lost leg.
In the end, Ahab fails to exact vengeance on his foe
and is dragged into the sea.
His crew's only survivor is Ishmael, the book's narrator.
So, I hope you didn't want to read Moby Dick, um...
He was rescued after clinging desperately to a coffin-shaped life buoy.
That's right, a coffin is his savior.
Ironic, isn't it?
How you use a thing makes all the difference.
Interesting.
A coffin.
So now we have Ishmael.
Oh, dude.
Wait a second how how does Troy Baker move around in this game?
Troy Baker moves around in a coffin
So now I'm wondering is Troy Baker supposed to be the Ishmael
Telling the tale of another greater or maybe his patron
Maybe there's some some boby dick tangents to the the coffin
And so it says if anyone hasn't read Moby Dick yet, then it's their fault. That's not true at all in Zilla
You gotta remember there's a lot of people and two women
There's a lot of people in this community that are younger and Moby Dick is not exactly a book for younger people
so the idea that
That somebody that's you know, 1516 hasn't read Moby Dick yet. Like that's totally normal
So I mean with little else to do the occupants of the villa decided to compose ghost stories
And it was on this fateful night that the woman named Mary penned what would become
Frankenstein
Mary who was only 18 years of kid. This is like all
Frankenstein is based on dead man. She was engaged in a dead man's based on the point
Percy Bish is already just going through
Kagima's influences
a
dramatic retelling of these events was committed to film prior to the death stranding
Titled Mary Shelley, it stars L. Fanning in the lead role.
Now, where have I heard that name before?
You know how many books are there?
I love how I'm like I'm gonna do main story an hour later. We're still reading books. Oh, it's Moby Dick again. Okay.
The Piquad is the ship in which Ahab pursues Moby Dick on his quest for vengeance.
Wait, is this different?
His crew includes Dutchmen, Frenchmen, Spaniards, Portuguese, Icelanders, as well as shipmates from China and India.
Countless other people of myriad origins, too. It is arguably symbolic of the multiracial United States.
A gathering of souls that transcends ethnic and national divisions
United in pursuit of a singular goal. I can't help but be reminded of Kojima Productions
Wait
By judging by your reaction, you've never heard of Kojima Productions. Sam you can't be serious
The gathering of storytellers that spawned Mary Shelley's Frankenstein gave rise to yet
another legendary creature of horror fiction.
I speak of course of the vampire.
A physician named Pallidori was also in attendance that evening, and he later unveiled his creation
in a new novel. As I may have mentioned before, the summer of that year was unusually cold.
In Europe alone, 200,000 people are said to have perished as a result.
Wow, would it be that widespread fear that the world might be coming to an end served as inspiration for two classic monsters?
I find it a compelling theory.
Hmm. Alright, we'll do some more this later.
Hey, Anna-Claire, good morning. Hey, Oaksley. Hey, everybody. How are you?
Uh, okay.
Great.
Hey, DadVDGamer gifting five subs over on YouTube. Thanks, man. Thank you very much.
Appreciate that, dude. Good stuff, Dalman.
I've known Tarman for quite a while now, but that was the first time I've heard them speak about his son in that fashion
It made me wish that I could do something anything to ease his burden
So you know that Dancy did earlier aside those feelings
Suppose that cat of his is in fact his son reborn. Why does it treat me as though? I'm a threat
Does it just hate me?
Reincarnation or not, perhaps it's still a cat at heart. You are literally a talking cat toy
There are organisms in this area that I don't believe I've ever laid eyes on before.
My understanding is that they're called chiral creatures and they come in all shapes and sizes.
Apparently they will drain your batteries if you come into contact with them.
There may be other deleterious effects for all we know.
And really, you shouldn't be bothering them anyway.
There's nothing to be gained from it.
games from it. It's not like they dropped coins when defeated.
Playing through Graveyard Keeper and watching your playthroughs as I go along at co-carnage.
Dude, okay. Not only is that awesome jacks dirty but quick heads up to anyone out there.
If you are looking for something to play while we chill and play other games here on this
channel I know a lot of you guys play games while we play here and you're not already
playing something. Great time to play Graveyard Keeper 1. They recently announced Graveyard
Keeper two and graveyard keeper one is not only an awesome game, but it does look like there may be some connectivity between the two
So yeah, great great time to play
GK GK one if you have not yet
Okay, oh we're done here great
Yeah, I don't know when graveyard keeper two I don't think did they announce graveyard keeper two coming up this year I
Don't think so right was it it wasn't announced for this year was it?
It is this year?
Jesus dude, this year is crazy.
Okay, this year is actually crazy.
I tell ya, we gotta come over here and play some more games.
Whoa!
Extraction.
It was transferred to a sterilized pod and sent to a separate facility.
Blank?
Right at the speed of course, disposal.
Why?
Okay, okay. There's two really interesting things there that just happened. First of all,
they extract, that's probably BB, right? That's probably our BB. They said they extracted BB,
but then they specifically said, let's get this body ready for corpse disposal. But BBs
need to have a still mother to work properly so the fact that they just did
an extraction but then we're sending the mother to the corpse disposal that's
weird that's weird like why would they do that that doesn't make any sense maybe
that explains why B.B. was I'm just thinking out loud don't answer any of
this maybe that's why B.B. was given a different serial number or given the
same serial number? I'm sorry. Oh, I think we're gonna try a truck now. Let's try a truck.
Um, because we just got that unlocked. Let's see.
Mmm, okay. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah, but, awww.
I don't have enough ceramics.
I need 20 teeth.
Oh, but I have 40?
Okay.
Change color.
Oh, hell yeah.
Black and red, baby.
Okay.
Change color.
Oh, hell yeah.
Black and red, baby.
Ahem.
Customize.
So if I put-
Check out the big swinger over here.
If I put batteries on this, is it gonna lose storage?
No, it's okay.
I wish I could have the rest of this.
Yes.
So happy.
You're so nice to me.
Okay, so it said that it was going to put we'll first do this. Oh, we're doing this.
We're doing this. We're taking these in chat. I'm sorry we're doing it. I'm the worst. Okay.
Where's my yeah, here's my private locker. Wait, what?
This is all in my private locker.
If not, I want all this.
And the materials?
What are these materials?
Ah, placing backpack.
I don't know, actually, we'll keep that.
I can't recycle these.
I'm so happy with them.
Whatever.
Oh, dude, my legs are fried.
Uh, chat, how do I, how do I fix up my legs?
Do I have to make new ones?
How do I even look at those?
I guess that would be in here, right?
Oh yeah, look at that.
They're at half health.
Well, we can, we can keep them going, but can we repair these somehow?
Or do we have to make a new one?
Oh, if we sleep, they repair.
Okay.
Uh, here you go, back.
But got a little cargo on his shelf.
Okay, let's just put a bunch of stuff we don't need in there right now.
I'll keep a blood bag on us with a carrier in there.
The smoke grenade. Oh, we do have blood grenade levels.
Two more, I thought we did. Okay.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Great.
Okay.
Take on a main order at the F1 terminal.
Next we're going to see Brooklyn Burson.
Have a good one, Holly.
See you, bud.
I
Okay, oh I can are we good we're good, okay
Hey Ghost, what's up buddy?
Hey Austin Smith, thanks for subbing, dude.
Appreciate that.
Alright, we're just going to leave all that other stuff there for now.
Oh, here we go!
Yeah, buddy.
Uh, wait.
Uh, wait, oh wait, I need to go get the airpins.
There's a critical facility that will help us to monitor the changes taking place in
the Australian environment.
To bring it online, you'll have to navigate the canyon to the north-east of your current
position.
But before that, you'll need to link up another site on route.
Sam, the next site we'll want you to link up is called Rambo Valley, a friend of Drawbridge
is waiting for you there.
the network connection has been established, they'll be joining us on the DHV Nagella.
I recruited them myself when we first met in the UCA. You can pick up the order from
the delivery terminal. I'm looking forward to seeing you both. Thanks again, Sam.
Arky says, watching the Battlestar Galactic videos on YouTube and you said there was a
lot of readings. Concerned of voice acting, could these not be some sort of co-voice
acting dudes and dudettes that make voice acting mods.
So RQ, we have thought about potentially hiring voice actors to read big things, and I actually
looked into it over a while to see what it would be like.
The short of it is, is to get a voice actor to read stuff on the fly in an actual voice
and all that is a lot more complicated than you'd think, and if you pay them properly,
it's incredibly expensive.
We did have like this AI voice reading thing that I used for like Yakuza games and stuff, and it worked okay.
But it had its own problems too, and even though it was a voice that was not made, or was licensed by a human, it still just didn't sit with me super well.
So I'm not doing that right now.
I'm not doing that right now.
We may look at something in the future, but yeah.
Oh, dude, I actually made an AI version of my own voice.
And for a while we were using my AI voice to read stuff on the screen, but it confused people too much.
There were too many people that got too confused over hearing my voice reading things, because it sounded very much like me, but not seeing my mouth move.
So those streams became a mess because people were like, what is going on? What is happening in the stream? Why am I hearing him and is it delayed?
like what's happened. So yeah, it's we're working through it. We're working through it. We're working
through it. Amgor says it's really a simple concept. We know person is pretty smart, but people
people are a difference, a different question. Okay, so we're going to go to here first.
Just going to write to it at the beginning. Try to get this place hooked up. Actually,
it looks like we're gonna go here. Yeah. Oh, can we try to make this road? Where's the next part of
this road? Let's go down to the end of this road first and see if we can continue this.
Yeah, that's what we're gonna do first.
We have some new APAS stuff. Sharing boost.
I'll just put a sharing boost on.
I don't want any of the carrier stuff.
I don't really use the carriers.
I'll turn on Pox 70.
Actually, I want to improve them.
I do use those as well.
We have floating carrier 2.
I'm not going to get that right now.
That's better.
Order accepted.
Thank you.
All right, so we move right up to the highway.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We're gonna go over here.
We're gonna go all the way over here.
We go all the way over here
Oh, yeah, we don't have a way to pick this up and put it directly in yet, do we?
No, not yet, okay.
What was the way, if we're carrying something, can we just put it in somehow?
Release place cargo and vehicle. There we go. Okay, we just hold down left click and then release it at the back.
Oh, that means we can't pick up the Kyro crystals.
Honey, honey lollipops?
That was delicious.
What the heck?
Yeah, I'm picking these up.
I'm not leaving any honey lollipops out here, can you?
Honey lollipops.
Here, bro.
Okay, unfortunately, I don't think I can see yet.
Yeah, I can't see at what we need on the next road.
I'd love to go and build an extra road here.
We have to actually find the road, I think that's right over there actually.
There it is, we just pinged it.
Okay, we can, I think we can do this, we may be able to do this.
We need 160 chiral, we need 400 metals, and we need 520 ceramics.
Now, what was- was that mine over here, a ceramic mine?
What's this old mine over here?
Your special alloys.
Both of these mines are special alloys.
Okay, maybe we can find enough in my ship.
Let's go back to the lake.
Let's go see what we can deliver now.
Yeah, we gotta keep an eye out for like, surrembles and stuff over here.
There's someone down here.
Is that ceramics?
160 surrembles, right there.
Oh, look at that!
Shoot! Come on, this stuff!
Hell yeah!
I believe the first mine is ceramics, it just requires special avalanche right there.
Oh really?
Oh, yeah materials mine ceramics right there. You're absolutely right. Okay. Thank you. You're absolutely right. I
Just saw the special hour
No, thanks.
This place is messy.
Okay.
This place is messy!
Okay.
What's the button I can hold down for my light?
Isn't there a button I can hold down for that?
I want to say there is.
Hey, Sam Icy, thanks buddy.
Hey Christian, good morning.
Are you doing main story?
I mean, kind of?
Most, mostly.
Main story-ish.
I mean, we're building a road to the main story, so yes, we are working for it.
We are working towards the main story.
Tech.
Yes.
We are literally working towards the main story.
I'm building a road to where the main story is, so we are working towards the main story.
Those are resins. Wait, I thought I saw metals in there. Didn't I? There's chemicals. Can
Can I actually survive okay in here?
What's that sneaky thing they're doing?
I don't know about this man.
I want to get that stuff.
What do we got here?
We got...
Eighty sir?
Ah, it's not even worth it.
Let's keep going.
Let's keep going.
Take a pull these resources out somewhere else.
I'm spending a lot of Correlium landing and I'm not picking a lot off.
have to keep that in mind. Alright, let's make it over to the monorail and we'll take that back.
Get some of these juicy F1 deliveries while we're doing it.
Okay now, is the back of my car gonna protect this stuff from timefall?
Those burbles, are those bad burbles, I think those are probably not the real burbles.
Um, great.
I really hope this thing can take this, at least you'll see in a second.
If not, this is gonna be pretty awkward.
Yeah!
Let's go!
You love to see it!
Just look at that view!
Just look at that view.
We got it.
Okay, so first, let's do a full repair.
The Aquinas of Repire repairs.
Oh, that's even better.
Okay, first of all, let's go to here.
Let's do this first
Good evening, I say that you're still out working late into the night bring up the order in for now
Okay, great
I wonder if we get really good stuff from time to time, I feel like we might.
Okay, so when we slept, did it fix our lights?
No...
Okay.
Mmm...
Well done!
Okay, we're gonna put this just on us for now.
So it goes out a bit.
We're still gonna use the ones we have now a little longer.
So I need 160 Kyro, we'll just take all that.
Actually, can I just take all of their Kyro crystals?
Because I use this for a bunch of stuff.
Can I just take all this?
I'm just going to take all that.
Then we need 500, we need four metals.
Take one of those.
And then we need a 520 ceramics, but we already got some.
suffering you and you should do that.
Great.
When it's zero, you can left to take Max amount.
Thank you so much.
Okay, awesome.
I need the resume.
All right, let's go.
Beautiful.
Let's go in a second.
Great.
You can press A3 and select from the InstaRax.
I didn't run into that. What were you talking about?
Just go check in on Sononica 2 in a few days. You are.
Gosh, I'm getting right at you.
Yes.
So, can you take all the materials from different places and place them in your private locker
on the ship and that way you'll always have access?
Anyone want to do that? Yep.
I think we're going to do that. We're going to max out our ship's stores and carry that around.
Like I say that.
Alright Chad, it's the first time I'm going to do it.
Ready?
Here we go.
Oh my god, it felt so good.
Felt so good.
Love it.
I love it.
Hell yeah!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay, there's a way that I can like fold down a button and it turns the light off.
I remember seeing that and being like, that's cool.
What button is it?
Oh, you just tap it.
You don't hold it.
Oh, you just tap three.
It's so handy.
Okay.
I was holding the chap with room and everything.
I don't know if I'm supposed to bring a car down here, Chad.
I don't know about this.
I don't know about this.
Oh, it goes right there! Hell yeah, I do know about this.
I love how it goes on an expedition at night, dude, I love the night stuff in this game.
Where are these things?
Yo!
Always give just the first thing first.
Finally come to the valley. Oh, thank you. I'm glad you can make it
Monkey Bruce says there was nothing wrong. Clean this on console. No, it was fine on console
But it's a lot better for keyboard and mouse and pc for a lot of us
The content seven suffered any damage well done. I'm going right
Complete episode three draw bridge cool
Hey Grittle Bits, good morning.
Awesome.
Oh, there's our next stop.
Perfect.
What oh I never use this thing is a tar cannon any good chat a tar cannon
I don't think I used those ever.
Oh, no, not more later.
Hopefully, no more towns will have to suffer the fate of the one down below us.
Oh, we've shared our tar-cannon data with everyone, by the way.
I suspect you'll find it useful in your own work.
Try it out.
See if it suits your needs.
The terraforming initiative?
This region was once filled with lush vegetation, over which birds soared and serenaded, till
all that beautiful life fell prey to sudden desertification.
We swore to do everything in our power to bring back what was lost.
Around the time we got started, the APEC people showed up.
With their help, we've been able to achieve a modest measure of success.
But moving forward, we have to find a way to nurture and protect what little we have on our own.
What about the town below?
You probably passed the town I mentioned on your way up here.
At a glance, it might have looked like nothing more than a cluster of massive boulders.
are once buildings. Places where people used to live. As the desert kept creeping closer,
the town was abandoned overnight. They'd been forced to evacuate. The fewer left behinds
became BTs. Still, at least the exodus went to plan. There are no void outs at any rate.
Uh, DataMeers says, Hey Co, could you elaborate on why it's better than mouse and keyboard?
I'm thinking of playing for the first time and wondering if it's $10 for the director's
cut on PC or if I play it for PS5 for free. Okay, so DataMeer, here's the thing. I want
to be super clear. I find mouse and keyboard on this game significantly better than controller
on a purely subjective point of view. So I prefer mouse and keyboard anyway, um, especially when
I'm playing games that require aiming, which there is a lot of aiming in this game whenever
you're doing combat. But on top of that, the big thing here is that this game is probably 40 to
50% menus. You're going in the menus, you're picking different items, you're scrolling through
different items and for me I strongly prefer a mouse and keyboard if I'm doing
a menu-based system. It's the same way that I strongly prefer using a mouse and
keyboard if I'm using if I'm playing like a survival game with a big inventory
system where I have to click and move things around my inventory all the time.
I equated playing this game to the the first time to basically trying to use
Microsoft Excel with a controller. So you can do it with a controller and for
some people it's fine. It works fine. It's not an issue of it not working with a
controller. It works fine with the controller. But for me, it's the difference
between hitting a button on the controller, holding the down button, tapping
the right button, pressing down three more times and hitting X, as opposed to
opening my menu, moving my mouse to where I want to and clicking once. So, yeah, it's
it's a it's a it's a big personal preference thing but for me it has made
this game I I actually got I was wrestling with the controller with this
game I was not having fun with the controller with this game I am having
so much more fun with mouse and keyboard it has taken out those barriers that I
had before yep Tarkannons Tarkannons are invaluable pieces of
equipment that we use to combat forest fires while fires are a common occurrence
in this region. Water was a precious resource. So these cannons were developed as extinguishers
that utilized the tar contained within the earth itself. They leveraged the tar's viscosity,
making them one of the most effective methods of combating fire we have. When deployed on
the ground, they can both extract and discharge tar simultaneously. You can pick up the cannon
and use it on the go as well, but you'll be unable to refill its tar reservoir while doing
So, huh, okay, if you find yourself caught in a wildfire you need to figure out when to shoot and when to move in order to make it out alive
Yes, there are mouse and keyboards that you can use with the ps5 and ps5 pro
But just like previous iterations you you don't have a lot of control over what brand they are
You don't have a lot of control over their sensitivity and stuff. There's mouse acceleration. So it's it's it's not a it's not a perfect solution, unfortunately. Yeah
Thanks for everything Sam
You and drawbridge have helped ensure that these one day be filled with life again
However long it takes
Particularly that camaraderie courses perform absolute miracles for us
If you're looking to like up with them, you'll find them in the ravine on the other side of the river
Directly opposite this shelter
Come back and visit anytime
cool
Great, all right. Okay. Now that we've done the first turn in
Let's do the second
Oh, really, bear?
Oh, okay.
Made of all the games that don't utilize it.
Apparently, this one does it.
It's really too bad.
All right, we gotta get this cow there some more stuff.
He probably has all the best guns in the game, you saw us.
Okay, God of coffee, thanks for using my robe, bud.
Okay, so let's take a look here. Can I actually look at this now? I can.
Whoa.
Oh, you need all the materials. All right, what is this? Rendezvous with your Comrade?
Um, I think I still want to do this.
Yeah, I think we still want to do this so let's go let's go meet with the comrade first and
then we'll come back here grab our card right up here right it's right up here
Oh
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Dude, do the little attachments on my backpack have health?
I just realized they're all rusty now.
Oh, they just get dirty as your backpack gets dirty. Okay.
You think that's cute now there would be poop everywhere everywhere
Thanks for coming son. I'm sorry about just now. I didn't know who you were at first
You're the picture of health, Rainy.
You too, little man.
You got some kind of a threat for dealing with the daddy.
And what did he do?
Rainy, it's been too long.
I'm surprised I can't wait to see you again.
again what are we waiting for Sam let's head to the DHV Magellan
oh okay
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Nice to meet you officially.
Catergrams are great, but nothing beats a hug.
I'm sure you already know.
This is Raine.
She's a good friend of the cause, it really is a pleasure to meet you, sir.
Good morning, mate.
Glad to see you in good health.
And it's so good to see you all again.
Fragile, it's so good to see you.
It's so good to see you too, Reverse Time Fall Woman.
Welcome to the DH Remedian-
I know dude, I'll never get over that like I get I get Kojima's
Like like I get what he's trying to do like die hard man dead man like I get it
But at the same time there's a part of that. It's just like
Really like like I get it but like really like didn't you I
I don't know that's one thing that I've never really gotten behind with Kojima like his names are kind of like I
Get what he's doing right? I get what he's doing. He's saying that the character represents the idea
He's saying that it's it's it's a title not a person right like he's but it's just so unserious
It's just it's so it it sticks out. I feel like
He does such a good job at some things and then other things are just so unserious
It's very weird, it's a not not many games have such a dichotomy.
I think you know I think that's one of the reasons I like Pidgeon.
It's because he makes me feel like he's a really good director that's actually a giant
troll.
I don't know the but he's like if I feel like he's he's like the director that sniffs
his own farts and then laughs at the fart, you know, like I don't know he's he's got
something we're going on.
But he's unique.
That's all we can say for sure.
He's unique.
Um, that is for damn sure.
Yeah.
Is Koa Kajima stand?
I am.
I am not a Kajima stand.
I like Kajima.
I think he's fun and I think he's unique, but I also think sometimes that he can insist
upon himself.
I think sometimes he strives for the art so hard that he loses the plot, if that makes
sense.
So, like, I love his games, they're a lot of fun, but they can be a little much sometimes.
But I will say, overall, I love him.
And more importantly, in a world of generalization, Kojima is a unique flower.
And if nothing else, I love that alone.
There is no one else like Kojima and that alone makes was why I'll probably play every game you ever mix
You know, you can't really like you know a Kojima game when you play it and there's not a huge amount of devs that I can say that
I love that about him and why I will always play his games
Cool. Alright, uh, wait, what are we doing here? We're just on, take on main order at rainbow valve.
That's so pretty here.
Let's revisit this topic at the end of the S2. Great idea. Let's do it. Absolutely.
Fantastic idea. Please remind me, Chatter, to get closer to the end.
If I actually finish this game, yeah.
you'll need to get it back to the animal shelter ASAP to ensure its safety. This is a ticking clock
situation Sam. I'll brief you on the details while you review your map. Uh-oh. Accept the main
order from this delivery terminal when you're ready to get underway.
Yes, you should be in there, okay, take any materials here, what do you have?
Oh, you don't have any ceramics, but you do have some metals. How much of these do you have?
700. Oh wait. Oh, what I can do is I can do this, right? I can take this and this.
Okay, can I only take 200? I can't take more than 200?
Oh, they only had 200. Oh, that 5000 was how much I had. Okay, let me source that.
Why would Krona finish this game? It's just the length of it, man. There's so many games
I'm trying to play right now, and this is like a, especially at the rate I'm playing it,
this is like a 50 hour game, 50 plus hours. But I mean, I am loving it. So I do want to finish
mouse though, mouse PI, we want to get that done. We've got Subnautica around the corner.
We're going to probably start, or put in exiles, and dance down to that.
We've got a bunch of spawns and stuff coming up, so we got a lot going on.
Did I try here as my magic? No. No, I didn't even try that one.
That one looks great.
You know what I think I'm going to do? I think I'm going to take out all the deliveries I have stored in here for the first region,
Just entrust them to other people and see if that works.
Versus coming here.
I want to put all of our materials in here for now.
Because I don't think we don't have enough here, right?
Materials. Oh, yeah, we have barely anything in here.
Okay.
Wait, am I reading that right when I look at that?
Hargrove for delivery in Mexico can only be managed on that continent, oh interesting.
Okay so this is the total amount that they have stored and the full amount is how much
they can store total.
Okay.
So we need to move a lot more materials into the jelly.
Cool.
I need to start doing that in like the different places we stop at.
Uh, okay.
I have a rubber duck.
Deliver the tests of the kangaroo to the animal filter.
is somewhere in this area. Once you've arrived, use your older deck to begin
searching for the creature. You can transport the kangaroo in your standard
issue animal carrier. No need to fabricate anything unique. Get close enough to the
kangaroo and deploy the carrier to capture it. It will be a bulky piece of
cargo, but you should be able to carry it on your back like any other container.
However, you will need to traverse some heavily wooded mountains as well as
rivers and uneven terrain bear this in mind when considering what equipment to take with you
all right time to proceed with a good thing a lot of preparations a ladder or two
convincing fruit creation
oh yeah delivery route finalized okay
Let's bring, like, two ladders.
What's the new thing we can build?
Oh, the tar cannon.
I'm not going to do that right now.
Okay.
Okay
Okay on us is there anything else we want to leave
This stuff is still going okay, so we're gonna we're bring this with us pretty go ahead and put you
In the off-road
We're our other pair of shoes other on our clip that's fine
Not that it's full whoa
Oh
Man, I feel like
Geez do we have to manually look at every piece of our equipment whenever you want to see if it's like that or not
That seems so weird.
I'm surprised there's not like a health indicator, like a circle right here that shows you like the health of the item.
Yeah, we gotta rebuild everything.
Okay, you gotta go. You gotta go.
You gotta go.
Remake the sprays. Remake the assault rifle.
Okay. Recycle.
Hopefully we have enough to rebuild all this shit. I should have checked this.
Okay, I want to do a lightweight assault rifle.
I want to do a shotgun rate too.
I want to do a...
lightweight trinket sniper rifle.
And a... ooh!
Let's try the grenade pistol.
Let's see if we can do this.
I don't think we can do this.
We can do this.
Hmm.
So wait, it's saying that if I recycled my battle skeleton level 3 that I could do it.
Is that what you're saying?
Interesting.
Okay.
Now we still have our other one because I didn't take that off, so that's fine, but...
Oh, okay.
Am I getting early access for Subnautica?
Well, I think it comes out in two days, so...
No, I have not received any early access to Subnautica, too.
I will be playing it as soon as I can.
Oh, God.
We're out of time on it.
What in the world?
Oh, come on!
We have a situation, Sam.
You don't say.
I'm tracking a fresh bushfire near the injured kangaroo's location.
Clock's ticking.
Secure the poor little bugger ASAP and bring the shelter onto the chiral network.
network. Once the DHP Magellan can join you on site, we'll see what we can do about that.
As soon as we get all of this stuff taken care of, we're going to rebuild this road.
I forgot what we needed after that.
I don't know if you can see this, but I'm doing it as far as I can.
Yeah, I saw that there's a green tar cannon over there, does that thing get an auto-fire
or do I need to like go off and do something to it?
Oh, there's a little dude.
Get close enough to put in an animal carrier for transport!
Oh no!
Um...
Oh, bummer.
Uh...
Hmm...
Is that enough?
enough? No? Okay. Um.
All right, so we're gonna do this. We're gonna have to drop these.
You get up. I'm gonna let you.
We could get trapped here by the bush fire.
Keep moving to ensure that that doesn't happen.
I can't be carrying all this stuff, this is crazy, this is absolutely crazy.
All right, this is a small chat. This is small.
We'll remake this later.
Can we see something on the ground? Oh, not carried. Here we go.
Yeah, I'm gonna put this small.
There we go. Can I put any of this? No.
Hell yeah.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
come on let's do it
you got this Sam you got this Sam
still not sure how we survived man anyway we have a cute little connect right
Wait, how those oh
Okay
We good we good should have just rode the kangaroo agree completely agree. Yes
This is Australia that's exactly what we would have done
I can not believe you made it here with all this stuff this is amazing
The
We can't carry these
One second cap
Okay
All right, we're going to deliver just the first one, no, no, no, just the first one.
Hey, buff, thanks for your sub, buddy.
Great.
Now, did that give us any more resources in the second role?
Decoy Hollow Grenade.
I
I've got my stuff.
Thank you, sir.
Don't worry about the fire, Rainy.
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Thank you. That was quite the display.
is even more amazing than we'd heard.
Thanks to everything you've done for us,
the animals are unharmed and the cells don't even define.
Is that, is this that, that band?
It's wonderful relief.
Anyway, I'll check your orders now.
Yeah, okay.
And yes, for the record, I'm going to pronounce it like that
because that's how they said, they spelled their name.
I don't give a shit what they say.
Their name is Chevurches.
And that's what they get for naming it like that.
So, yeah.
If they didn't want to be called that,
they shouldn't have named themselves that.
mm-hmm no it's churches you say it like it's a you know it's chavurches cuz
you don't say it like it to you you say it cuz it is a V
mm-hmm
I
Was a Roman you close all come to five urches
Once she said a bit more time to recuperate
We'll move over to the next door where you can visit anytime you like
Yeah, by the way, we've uploaded our decoy holo grenade into the network
You can trigger it remotely once thrown
and creating a distraction that'll lure enemies of me.
I might just save your life if you're
on a file of any troublemakers.
What's so special about this kangaroo?
Well, we first found her in an area
with high concentrations of chiraleum.
How well animals are affected by prolonged exposure
is something we still don't understand completely.
But it's thought this may be a key factor in how
chiral creatures come into existence.
So, you can see why early girl would be an invaluable research subject.
Real talk, they did that because it's harder to carve into stone a U.
Bro, what do you think a C is?
It's sideways U. No, I don't believe it. No, I don't buy it. I'm sorry. I don't buy it. Nope. Nope.
You mentioned a reserve.
It's where we look after the animals in our care.
The vegetation around here didn't die out like elsewhere and we still have a reliable water supply.
After we screen each animal in our underground facilities, we release them into the reserve and monitor their health over time.
When that kangaroo you rescued is strong enough, we'll move her up top where she'll be able to stretch her legs.
That being said, changes in the environment can have a profound impact on many species,
Causing never-before-seen creatures to appear, throwing the ecosystem into chaos.
Which is why we strive to preserve native animals here for future generations.
Dude, I can't get over how dumb this looks. They're like the last people in the world, right?
And they take the time to, like, put their logo all over their body.
I mean, how vain would you have to be to, like, to do something like that? It's crazy.
Um, anyway, I'm heading out.
Cheers Sam, you really helped us out. At this rate, we're poised to lose so many native
species that predate the Death Stranding, and once they're gone, there's no getting
them back. Between the bushfires caused by kyrgyz and animals behaving strangely and
getting hurt, it's been pretty hard.
That was a sellout, I did. I sold out. This was a 2k sun tattoo, it's true. I sold out.
for all when Australia is fully linked up. So I've got high expectations for you and your friends.
Speaking of which, how would you feel about assisting us with our preservation efforts?
It'd be a simple matter of capturing any wild animals you see out on their own and bringing them to us.
Someone in chat said, you're so vain, I bet you think the message above this one is about you.
And the message above is was, hi, Co!
I can't. I can't.
Damn, he owned me.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
You're a fork in me, man.
I'm done.
Ha ha ha.
That's it.
Ha ha ha ha.
Well done.
God, look at me.
I look terrible.
Am I, is this because I'm on fire?
Oh wait, I can turn all this stuff on.
Uh, let's see.
I'm just gonna.
Ha ha ha.
That timing.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, yeah, agent, dude, that one has gone right under the radar, honestly, it really has.
That looks cool.
Oh, almost to the next one.
Oh interesting a stealth holo grenade. I don't know if I got this on your last run. I don't think I used it.
Okay.
That's cool. We have to look into that one. Okay am I really on fire? Why do I look so
Terrible is that because the fire like burned all my stuff. I just made this damn shot down bro. I just made this shotgun. Oh
Wait why is it? Oh
Maybe that's just
Okay, I think it's just ash
Where does it show their total chemicals or their total stuff?
Is it only in here?
What's only in here?
Okay.
I want all of your ceramics.
And I want all of your metal.
The technique I tried to destroy for the record.
But we're not going to let it.
There we go.
Okay.
Great.
That looks like something a normal person carries on their backpack, right?
So what we're doing now is we're moving resources from static faces into our ship's main story.
And this is going to allow us to more easily move things around later, basically.
We're not claying, we want store materials.
Where is store materials on the main menu?
I don't normally do this, I got to get used to this stuff.
Where is store materials?
There's clay material- oh, recycle and store.
There we go.
Okay.
We're going to put a bunch of Kyrelian in.
We're gonna put in the ceramics, the metals.
I think that's it for now.
Great. Awesome.
Okay. Great.
Alright.
Uh, let's go in here. We got a rest and stuff anyway, so we'll go ahead and do this now.
What am I playing Directive 8020? In about 40 minutes, yet we're going to do a quick
unboxing first and then go right in. Oh, speaking of which, hold on. I just realized, since
we're playing Directive 8020 in about 40 minutes, it would probably be a good idea for me to
download it. Now you don't think so. Dude, it's kind of interesting. This game, Directive
8020 as I'm downloading this. This one looks interesting because there were, I took a look
at the Metacritic reviews, which I don't really put a stock in. It's just, I'd find it interesting.
The Metacritic reviews their people giving this game a nine and their people giving this game like a five
So if nothing else, I'm interested in seeing like what what the hell is that why why is it like that?
So that should be interesting
When she's outside Rainey's constantly surrounded by time full
Why so different I don't know within a 1.5 that's what I'm wondering is of her body a different kind of precipitation is observed
We call it core fall.
Anything it touches is restored to an earlier state.
In other words, it has the power to heal and repair, to counteract time falls effects.
Sadly, people only see the time fall and not the remarkable woman standing in the eye
of the storm.
your belly.
No one knows if it's a syndrome or a symptom of something else.
Simply put, the feeder stops growing at about seven months.
To be clear, it doesn't die, but it no longer moves, as if it's frozen in time.
Several treatments, including C-sections, have been attempted.
Unfortunately, removal from the womb invariably results in death.
And while not all pregnancies are affected, it's yet another contributing factor to the
already low birth rate.
The genetic diversity conservation initiative just isn't enough to compensate.
You got any idea what's causing it?
The speculation that it's due to an imbalance in the beach itself.
I'm sure it's been explained to you before that countless individual beaches exist, a
multi-verse of beaches so to speak and that they are all governed by an upper
beach on a higher plane expansion of the chiral network to cover the whole UCA
may have inadvertently disrupted the link to that beach or so they think
maybe you have for also seven month old fetuses so it's not hard to believe that
the beach might very well influence the unborn
Well, I can offer you no concrete answer.
I can state that the plan to extend the chiral network into the Australian continent to take
it worldwide is also intended to help restore balance to the aforementioned upper beach.
And in doing so, it is possible that we may resolve the Eshule Steel Baby Syndrome."
Where to end his last playthrough?
You know, I don't even know, exactly.
Um, I'm not sure.
It's somewhere around here.
I don't think I progress much further than where we are.
But we're getting real close to where I stopped before.
In fact, that might have been the last cutscene we've seen.
Yeah, we might have just caught up.
Uh, Filudin!
This has nothing to do with your shameless logo, flexing cheeky smiley face.
Live laugh and loot co-gv.
Thank you so much for getting something off our store buddy.
Really appreciate it man. Thank you, thank you.
Okay.
You'll be happy to hear that a request has come in, which will take you to your next destination.
Unfortunately, no nearby facilities have the capacity to prepare the cargo.
So it's going to be a long-distance delivery from West Fork, not instead.
Moreover, if this request requires you to transport a large quantity of cargo,
careful consideration will need to be given to your route and your means of traversing it.
You'll also need to think about what equipment you might need.
need only then should you commit to a plan of action access the delivery terminal and
less for not to pick up this main order great oh and the DHB which Ellen can take you there
if need be even better just open your ring terminal and select chart course to request
transport oh wait we don't want to do that though because if I if I do that and I have
deliveries for the f1 terminal it's gonna it's gonna fry those right
I think we're feeling better awesome view the comments nice
No need to rush while getting ready
All right, let's go do this right now and then let's see if we have enough resources between F1
And I think we're gonna bring out, we're gonna try to bring out the resources to finish this road.
I want to do that now.
Here we go.
Okay, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna run down to here.
Because we need to run back to get our car
Sam why don't you let the DHB Magellan take you to your next destination?
No.
Because of the casualties?
Charge the force once you're safely aboard.
You'll arrive in no time at all.
That's hard to do.
Again, if you walk there, it would give you the opportunity to pick up other orders.
So wait, I thought we could like, catch animals or something.
Is that on a thing?
It's very true on that axis.
How do I catch it? Do I have to shoot him?
Oh, I'm already on the reserve.
Oh, okay, so I have to catch animals that aren't here.
That makes more sense.
That makes more sense.
So that's a guy I rescued right there, for real.
Thanks.
Do I have to trank the animals?
Like, do I have to shoot them first with the...
Thanks sniper and go from there something oh no you don't have to okay
we're just gonna grab animal shelter stuff for now but we'll come back and
get the... oh, come on.
Here we go.
We'll come back here and get the stuff later as well.
I think there was one more up there, right?
Yeah, it's kinda far. Bring what that'll do.
I tell ya, these animal guys just leave all their stuff all over the place. They're dirty.
The scriptures, you guys are dirty.
Dirty churches.
Dirty, dirty churches.
That sounded kinda sacrilegious, didn't it? I didn't even know.
Here's my business.
I like how this area looks like it was burnt.
That's a really, really nice little thing they added in there.
I was actually wondering that exact thing when I was running back.
I was like, it's actually gonna look like it was burning.
Sure enough, could do the gapping.
You got me, Chad.
It's an earthy.
Uh, yeah, I'll keep the pulse. We need the pulse.
I do not need any government-based stuff.
We'll pick that one up because we're going to come along that ridge and leave that.
Great.
I didn't see any other animals down here, but I guess that's not really surprising.
was just on fire wasn't it?
I just realized something, can we get back here on the ridge?
Oh man.
We have to go up like here.
Oh whoa.
You see I'm talking about this ridge right here.
Because we have to get up to here, this is our goal.
Right there.
I'm gonna get that repaired.
So,
it's gonna be a thing.
Yeah, I think we can go along the North Ridge, so maybe we can just
Maybe we do want to go up here
Oh, yeah, dude, this is all flat. Yeah, we're gonna want to go that way. Okay, cool
Glad we saw that early
Oh, there's there's a something
I don't know what to do with it.
Don't worry, you got this.
Sam, there's an animal that appears to be on its own.
This could be a good opportunity to assist the shelter with their preservation initiative.
Oh my god, I just bossed up a Conella. I love it.
Well, that's the Rainy Shelter.
Oh. I forgot we can make deliveries to her.
Oh, that's right. Wait a second.
Rainy Shelter is just like feeding her cat, isn't it?
Or something cool?
They're beating your birds.
I think it's awesome.
Oh, hey, Cat, I just noticed our server guru Sayori just opened up Conan Exiles.
It's happening.
It's happening, Cat.
Hmm.
Let's try it.
Koalas are in danger to IRL if I'm correct too.
Wait, wait, somebody said I missed the bear.
Oh, I didn't. The bear is the white mag on my back right there.
You see the second from the top? I think that's the koala.
Great.
Did you hear about the stellar blade dead no longer using Sony's a publisher?
Yes, I think that's really smart of them.
I think that means that they don't want to do exclusivity,
and I think they also want to release on PC at the same time.
So, more power to them.
I will be buying Seller Blade II to support them.
Yep.
Honestly, at this point, like, real talk,
any company that purposefully leaves the umbrella of a major corporation
to do their own thing is probably going to get purchased by them.
Like, I will buy your game.
Like, even if it's not really my thing, I just want to support that.
I want to support games not being under AAA Corpo umbrellas, so.
Like, yeah, I think that's awesome, dude.
I'll be buying stellar, they already have a sale of me.
All right, let's go.
I'm sure a lot of people feel that way, too.
No, I said that the dropped bear missed you when it dropped and boxed it up.
Oh, it burns.
I love it.
Sprain your currents, quarter train.
169.
Order completed.
Well done.
It's my birds who've been issuing orders from my shelter.
Turns out they can do much more than imitate people's voices.
They can operate delivery terminals too.
A-pass is taking care of the delivery,
so they're not causing anybody trouble either.
Could you please pay them a visit?
I'm sure they'd love to see you.
They're all the likes.
Wait, wait, wait, one of the birds,
wait, one of the birds commented?
Where is that thing?
Sam, I want to see you again, Sam.
Sam, I'm waiting for delivery.
Sam, Sam, I love you, Sam.
Oh my God!
Oh my God, that's so adorable!
I love it.
Uh, can I claim anything here?
Yes!
I'll take some of your birdie nose.
You don't need them.
Your birds.
Uh, you don't have any ceramics, unfortunately.
Okay, we'll take them.
Thanks, birds.
Oh!
We've got to load them for now, we're not having a room.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Oh, is it because of my boots?
Because my boots are so low.
Uh, let's see.
Great. Okay, hopefully that'll help a little bit.
Oh, not really, apparently.
those boots aren't made for walking so I'm gonna leave them here yep that's
right appreciate all this time goes
oh we truckin chap we truckin oh how am I gonna get this in the water oh no
God, I might have hated you just now.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Where did my medals?
Did it auto-shift my 200 medals into the top when I organized?
Who am I to?
That's pretty cool.
Okay.
Hey guys.
I'm not sure what the hell is this.
Hell yeah.
Okay.
No more co-coffee.
Last cup, I'm sad it was so smooth subscription.
I appreciate you getting some in.
I drink coffee every day.
I couldn't go without it.
That's what it's supposed to be.
Gotta get back to the road.
Alright, we get that.
We get that.
Is this game better in keyboard and mouse?
It is for me, but it really depends on how you feel about using heavy menu games for the
controller.
If you don't mind, then keyboard and mouse isn't going to be that much better for you.
But if you're like me and you really prefer keyboard and mouse for menu based games, then
yes.
This is a beach area?
Oh!
Are you dead?
He's dead.
Where's my light?
Can you not have a light in a...
Where'd he get those layers?
I love seeing the the rails don't go even though we're not using them, or if there's
Other players using the right health is so cool.
I'm going to have to cross this river, but can we do that?
What is this over here?
Oh, is that a bridge?
There's somebody building the bridge.
Uh, how are we looking here?
Oh, that's good. Here we go.
Just out of curiosity, what is this thing?
Repair?
Okay, so I'm repair this and still need 800 metal
There we go, nice.
So we just finished someone else's thing.
Oh, do not repair complete first as the completion will repair it.
Okay, cool, thank you, great tip.
Okay, we just wasted like a thousand crystals.
Alright, that's right.
We'll get more.
Alright, let's go drop this off and get the next one.
of
the
I wonder what a rank 4 is.
Okay, from Percy, look here.
Whoa!
Hell yeah.
We don't need any of those.
I don't need any of that stuff, oh I do want the medals.
Okay, I think I want this too.
Okay, so first let's get the main mission.
Wait, where does this go?
Oh, dispose of tar drugs and recover vehicle plates.
Interesting.
Okay, so we're gonna do, let's do both of these.
Yeah.
Okay, we're just gonna pick those up for now.
We're gonna make that some new.
Strain contact.
Uh, nope.
Obscene alarm, yes.
Don't need extended light window.
Don't want aim assistance.
I want this, actually.
You know what, we need to take off Fox alarm
and empty bullets, and I want battery efficiency boost.
Yeah, that's probably better for what we're doing.
Okay.
How do we get equipment?
What new things do we have?
Oh, the decoy holigens.
We're not gonna do those right now.
Okay, so we're gonna do head out.
Now.
We need to get to, we're gonna go do a drop at
I'm going to go down here.
First I'm going to go drop everything off.
I wonder if we can make it.
I don't know.
You know what?
I've never taken a stuff back first.
This is going to be interesting.
And then down here, I think there's two of them?
Wait, what?
Oh god.
Um, okay.
I did not realize there were two of them.
So we're gonna need 1,800 ceramics in 1,400 minutes.
Let's have a look at the video.
1,800 ceramics, 1,400 minutes.
I don't worry about the time.
Oh, complete the first main mission, it'll help.
Okay.
Is there a road to the lone commander? I don't think so.
Oh, oh, maybe?
Is that what that is?
Where does that go?
Well, maybe we should try to complete that, cool.
Okay.
Yeah, great idea to do that.
Okay, so for this one, we need 880 metal and 580 ease ceramics.
I'm just gonna see if there's much metal in this room as we get out of here.
All your ceramics, baby. Oh, hell yeah.
There we go. Give me all your metals, too.
if you don't want to get run over don't stand right outside of where there's a
a freaking exit to a car. Come on.
It's kind of on me.
Don't forget about the koala. What koala?
Does the koala have a time limit?
Oh the quality will die
Okay it says do not submerge
apparently koala are not a quality I will not allow techno to destroy you
metal
Nope.
Hmm.
That's good.
You can trust animals at any shelter and get the likes of a normal delivery when you visit
We don't need western environmental anymore, we don't need government base anymore.
Oh, rainbow valley.
Is all this player made?
The majority of it is, yes, all these roads we constructed ourselves, we actually have been
doing a lot of road building this run. But I mean, almost all of the watchtowers, the timefall
shelters, the power generators, all that stuff is other players.
It is also important to mention though that the roads are not, the roads are predefined,
Players just have to bring resources and then put the resources in.
It's not like players build each row in a section or anything like that.
They did decide though where the timefall filters go to watch towers and power towers,
those you just place on the ground. But the larger structures like the roads and stuff,
those you have to uh...
Those are kind of free to use.
Is there any way to tell if the lights are too close to each other?
Which is a better way to tell if they're in different boosts at some point.
That's the case.
That's a really tough to get area.
As well as with the mine right now, you may want to grab some more stuff in the mine in
two minutes.
Alright, where is this thing?
Oh whoa, this thing is not in a good spot.
We've got a super heavy car going up a high grade hill.
I don't know how this is going to end.
It's the first time we've actually taken a stand on that before.
Damn.
Maybe it's working.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Oh, god.
Oh, god, maybe I'm gonna die.
Come on, bro, come on, bro, come on, bro! Yeah, that's right!
There it is. Love it.
Is there a way to just continue all materials that it needs?
Is there like a way to do that?
I guess we can just like select everything, but...
Okay, let me see that.
Beautiful.
Where does this go?
It stops here.
Okay.
It stops here. Okay. Wait, where's the next one?
Hmm?
Oh.
weird
There must be over here somewhere
Let's be over here
Need to reveal it on the map. You'll see the next one much later. Okay. Okay, so dang
I thought this one was gonna loop to the commander, but I guess that's not what this does
Which is a big problem because now I guess we just go back down the road, but
The chat has been freaking awesome.
What I'm going to do chat is I'm going to save here, and then we've got a smorgasbord.
I love that word.
We have a smorgasbord of things coming up here in just a few minutes.
First we're going to be checking out Directive 8020, which is a new Dark Pictures game.
This is from the guys over at, actually it's just from the Desk, but Supermassive is making
this one.
So very excited about that.
And then after that at 12 on the dot, we're going to be checking out far, far west with
JP.
And that's a game that people have been asking me to try and this is going to be a great
opportunity to do it.
So I think we're going to do is after that, we're going to do directive 8020 far, far
west until one.
I'm going to take a brief break, like 30 minutes an hour.
And then I'll come back for maybe a little bit more DS to this afternoon.
I'm off this evening.
I'd love to I'd love to do a little bit more DS to this afternoon if we could.
But yeah, yeah, it should be fun.
OK, give me one second before I go.
I'm going to take a quick, quick bio break.
I'll be right back.
There it goes. Perfect.
All right, chat.
I'll be back in just a second.
And as soon as I get back, we're going to do a quick unboxing.
Can I go from there?
Mods, you know what to do?
I'll be right back.
Alright, what's up?
All right.
Awesome.
Okay, chat.
Give me just a second when we are going to
let's go fix my title real quick.
Directive 80.
Awesome.
OK.
This should be fun.
Do do do do do do do do do.
I play the last one. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes.
I think I played all of these.
I think I played all the ones from these guys.
So first, let's have some fun over here.
One second.
Cool.
All right.
Hi, everybody.
Hey, guys doing welcome to another unboxing from co-carnage.
This is from our friends at supermassive.
This is for the directive 80 20 games.
So before we begin.
Dear Co, welcome to the mission.
Inside the pack you'll find everything you need as a new recruit aboard the Cassiopeia.
Thank you for joining us as we prepare to launch Directive 8020, our latest narrative survival
horror.
We're so excited for you and your fans to get hands on with the game and make some life
or death choices.
For now, please unpack your mission kit.
It contains everything you need for your interplanetary mission to Tau SETI.
Many thanks to the Supermassive Games team.
Oh man.
Ooh.
All right, we'll go down the list.
Let's see. What is this?
Is this a puzzle box? No, no, no, this is something else. This is oh
That's cool
Blueprints of the ship that's fun nice. Okay, then we've got
But biological contamination control for outbound and inbound planetary spacecraft.
Oh, it's it's goo.
Oh, wait, there's something in it.
Oh, no, there's something in it.
Crew ID card inside, please examine with caution.
Do not ingest.
Oh, no.
All right, hold on.
Whoa, whoa, this is like a legit backpack.
Hold up.
All right, hold on.
Oh, oh, okay, we got to see what the crew card says, right?
Not today, Satan. Oh, it's like the super gooey kind of slime too. Oh, God, no. Oh, it's in my
fingers oh god what is this oh it's an actual co-cardage ID card dude that's
so fun badge number three of 150 oh wow Corinth badge ID that is so funny dude
Eww! Eww!
Okay, one second.
Oh, God, it's...
Okay.
Alright, one second.
Oh, God!
Okay, okay.
This is fine.
This is fine.
This is fine.
This is fine.
Alright.
Who's the guy on the ID card?
Oh, just some nobody.
Alright, let's go over here.
What do we got?
So next up, we've got a well, this is like an actual backpack.
Oh, damn.
Oh, a USB card.
Oh, OK, there we go.
Oh, dude, this is like it acts like a lock and everything.
This is a legit backpack.
OK, it's kind of cool.
Here.
Well, how do I open this?
Whoa. Oh, dude, we got a directive 8020 hat.
Awesome. They've got.
Some kind of sweatshirt.
I'm just going to go ahead and drop that.
Oh, dude. Whoa.
Oh, that's that's legit.
That's cool, man.
Damn, this is this is a serious little kid.
Well.
Dude.
It's the it's the frozen Skittles.
I've heard of these. Oh, excuse me, excuse me.
Freeze dried fruit, fruit flavored candies.
Excuse me, fruit flavored candies.
There we go. Okay.
And then we also got
Oh, a mission guide.
Whoa, look at all this.
That's like full.
That's cool, man.
I want to read this right now because I feel like it might be spoilery.
Cassiopeia tools.
Oh, man, cool.
OK, we also have
What
They gave me a Roomba it is this real
Wait
Dude, it looks real
It's like a mini tiny teensy Roomba. Oh
Oh my god, it is. Look at that. It's a little teensy tiny Roomba. It's even got their branding
on it. Oh, that's hilarious. We've evolved as a society to a point where we are gifting
Roombas as PR things. That's crazy to me. That's crazy. I love it. I love it. Does it
It sucks? Hell yeah, it does, it's a vacuum.
Okay, so let's see.
I think that maybe it, oh wait, one more thing.
Two more things, one more thing.
Oh, we have, oh cool, okay,
it is an actual legit piece of luggage,
which is really cool.
And then we have some Directive 8020 pins as well.
Well, super massive.
Thank you so much for this press kit.
This is the Directive 8020 Prescott, sent to me by Supermassive.
Thank you so much for that.
We really appreciate it.
On that note, I'm going to go play the game right now.
So we'll see you later.
Thanks for watching.
Back in a bit.
Okay.
Woo!
Well, thank you so much to Supermassive for that.
That is awesome.
That was a fun one.
I like that.
Okay.
Let's go ahead and get right into it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay.
Oh
Geez
Real-time threats are lethal with reduced opportunities for defensive parries.
Critical button presses are fast and brutal.
Yes.
Simply explore the games branching story.
Unlimited use of turning points lets you rewind and correct your mistakes whenever you wish.
If a character dies you have the option to reverse their death.
No rewind using turning points.
If a character dies you must deal with the consequences.
If you survive the games ending turning points are unlocked to explore the story.
Oh god.
That's nice, you Brian paceman.
Or so we thought.
Oh dang, that's a big boy ship.
Why is Tau Ceti so popular in games? Same reason that you hear Alpha Centauri a lot.
Those are some of the closest other solar systems.
Yeah.
No, wait. Galaxies? Galaxies.
Yeah.
Not solar systems.
Oh, wait. No, no, no, no, no.
Because Tau Setti and Alpha Centauri are the stars.
So they're both, they're all in our galaxy. They are solar systems, yes.
Okay. Yeah.
Andromeda is the other galaxy.
Like Milky Way.
Is this a horror game? Yes.
This is a game from Supermassive, the Dark Pictures, if you've heard of those. We've played a lot of these games in the past.
They're always a good time.
They can be a little janky at times, but that's half the fun.
Man, these environments are great.
Oh
Dude that's not don't cut that oh my god
Oh my god!
Where do we now have subtitles? On by default? Hold up.
Oh, yeah, look at that. Wow, weird. Okay. Streamer mode. We'll turn that on to...
Okay. I think we're good here. Yes. All right, let me turn the volume all the way up and
we'll just the volume to the volume to probably be like here to start with.
It sounded like a hull impact chances are pretty low low but not zero
100 bucks says it's another java bean incident that was one time one time you
are never going to live down
pre-detected take two that's not bad complex port site this deck the whole
area has been locked down and sealed should we break the others we're only
72 hours for more, but let's stick to procedure and take a look ourselves
Should we consult the Oracle?
You're right
It would be smart to get further data before taking action
I'm devout way of saying good idea Sims, but I'll take it
Okay, lead the way
Okay.
Come on, Carter.
I wonder what you look like on the first leg of the mission, although for years it feels
like a long time you're working the journey to Tau City as vital, while the rest of us
are in hypersleep or counting on your exceptional expertise.
Commander Stafford.
Hey mom, ready for your latest space-tacular update?
I know it takes two hours for this to reach you, so I've tried to time it for four o'clock.
You'll be making green tea.
Hey, you pick up the latest future vision.
They finally published my interview.
Took their time.
They cut all my best lines.
It's almost as if they think that scientists won't appreciate a good pun.
I just realized.
So mom, they just told us the name of the system we're heading to and the name of the planet.
It's this planet called Ceros. It sounds very fun. I can't wait to get there.
Anyway, basically I'm beatable.
Orinoku, the only person who's got a chance against me is
well, me. That's me. Yeah, I know. Busy. Oh, look at the picture.
Listen, don't forget to drink your tea before it goes cold.
Oh, you really think you've got chance?
And I've got a master plan.
Secret stalemate?
Oh, interesting.
Two of eight.
Okay.
Luna's birthday is coming up.
Also nice Puppers.
Band of the Puppers.
That's the way we're supposed to go, what about, wait is that, we went in there so what's
in here?
This hour room?
Yeah.
Oh.
Part tends to his bonsai tree as a means of meditation and focus.
Poor Bonnie.
Oh.
Carter misses his young daughter who is growing up back on Earth.
Okay, so he's a dad.
Apparently Sims doesn't understand how this works.
Oh my god.
Well, we're all gonna die now.
Thanks Sims.
You're welcome.
Let's move.
Cool.
Okay.
There's a stealth.
Okay, there's a stealth, there doesn't seem to be a move faster, interestingly enough.
Oh, it's a pit boy.
Oh, so maybe we can, like, interesting, hmm, the SETUS mission.
Cassiopeia is assembled at Quarant Satellite Rig.
Cassiopeia makes the four-year journey to Tau City F. Her sister vessel, the Andromeda,
follows behind.
Phase 3, Survey Suite.
Once in orbit, the crew conducts a planetary survey of Tau City F.
Six months later, the Andromeda lands and begins colonization.
Life on our new worlds begins.
Jump and high five.
Nice.
Oh, and the thing at the bottom.
Subject to outcome of orbital survey results.
Probably fair, yeah.
I do think that's fair.
You're a Corinth.
We're committed to unprecedented investments in the advancement of space travel and terraforming
technology.
The canceal Pia will be the first man exoplanetary survey mission with our ultimate goal being colony transfer
I feel like he's talking slow
Maybe that was just me
Indicates an object requires power, okay
Like the kiddies
I think that's back the way we came right. Oh, no, this isn't the way we came. What's in here?
Whoa, wrath and beauty.
Myths retold. The mythical queen Cassiopeia tried to sacrifice her daughter and drama to the sea
monster Cetus. Oh, cool. So now we're going to get a future decision on if we get to sacrifice the
other ship cool cool cool cool cool cool um spoilers uh
Oh
Oh, oh, oh the time indicates you will not be able to return to this area, okay now. Do we know if we got everything?
Oh, I don't know if we're gonna know yeah, I don't know if it's gonna like tell us if we've got everything, okay
We go in here, what's in here?
Do you always have to leave your crap floating around?
Okay, the small flat you could live in.
Okay, so it doesn't look like anything is in here.
All right, let's go
Can I increase the in-game volume sure
Wait what no
Not like that. I know that's better
Okay, I think we're good.
Let's go.
this game by Supermassive.
Damn, they're playing chess without looking at the board?
Bruh.
That has big brain. Damn.
How big is this ship? It's giant. They showed at the beginning. It's a very large ship. Yeah.
I have disabled systems across the ship to conserve power and isolate damage
Can you deal with this Oracle automated repairs have failed damage containment is now my priority
When were you gonna tell us this I'm telling you now since
Sims is our mission that risk my life support systems are intact but I
advise the systems reboot to provide an accurate damage report
would not make it harder for us to deal with the breach yeah I don't know
Sims but without a reboot further damage could occur I don't know sit what kind
have a question or wait what what kind of an answer is that delay the reboot
preparing the breach is our immediate priority one problem at a time understood
that doesn't sound like a bullet like either that UI is damaged or there's no
way that a ship a I don't know like that seems really weird that seems like bad
AI. I don't know what's shutting me off her. I don't know. You tell me. You're the filthy
humie. The damage must be shorting the ship's electronics. Should we fix that? I'm kind of
glad I came into this like having no idea about this game. Let me open it. I don't even know.
I don't know if this is about AI or aliens or or people or oh god, I have no idea
I think it's alien from the looks of the box, but I don't know we'll see
Don't tell me
It's always fun to find out what the what the hook is in these games. Oh, I saw
I hadn't noticed
Must have been a power surge
Brave new world.
Hmm, wait, is this the right way to go, let's see.
Yeah, the lockdown should be hardwired to a nearby terminal. Open your scanner.
Cat.
So, him.
him. See what comes up was I know right he's a 90s cat. Oh God, no, he hit my keyboard.
What button on the? What's the button on the controller? No, cat, you messed me up. Hold
Press X to activate your scan.
Oh, I can't.
Cool, cool, cool.
This music's a little creepy.
This ambience, I guess I should call it.
Oh that looks good. I bet we're not gonna be hiding in there later.
I always like looking at those little panels and seeing what they actually put on those.
Jesus Christ!
A butterfly.
Beauty.
What about this?
A secret handshake?
A fortress.
And this?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Don't know I see
Potential history in the making
Secrets of the universe
I see whatever we wanted to be
Corinth where humanity comes first
I
Okay.
I guess I can't talk to you about that, that's alright.
Okay, I guess I can't talk to you about that, that's all right.
Over here first.
mission report. Out of the thousands of extrasolar planets surveyed by
Caribdis, the vast majority were deemed unfit for human life. Incompatibility
issues include extreme climates, unmanageable gravity fields, and radiation
levels in low luminosity. Only one planet, Tau City, F, passed the Goldilocks test,
making it the sole candidate for terraforming colonization.
Oh, there's stairs.
Oh, cool.
It's right or left button.
This jog.
Nice.
Good.
Me again. Thought I'd say hi while I wait for the latest patch to download.
It's weird. Maybe we see three systems up there from Earth in the past 24 hours.
They're encrypted, so I can't work out what they're all for.
But why do we need so many patches? What's going on?
I know you'll be shaking your head at me, but you're retired.
I only have Carter here to keep me safe now.
As my mother, you have to support me. Works and all.
And I guess I should go and install this. Love you, Mum.
Throughout his journey, Earth has been patching the Casio P with encrypted software updates. Why would they not know? That's super weird
Inspect affected areas
I think that's it we've been pretty thorough so far
Okay, let's do it looks like it penetrated through there
I saw the thing on the bottom, right.
See if there's anything else we can see.
Okay.
There it is.
There it is.
Huh.
Looks like the breach wiping hasn't fired.
Figures.
We've got to repair that breach.
Looks like the only way to override the ceiling system now is from outside the hull.
That was nice of them to not have me go through like a whole.
We gotta find our spacesuits.
Let's spend 30 minutes doing that
Okay
Pro sounds robotic. I agree. I think he has a light accent
Yeah, I think he has a very light accent
Why is she looking at him like he's food because he's a snack
Seal the whole breach.
It's really, really weird that the ship is still and not turning at all.
King to see one.
Oh.
You know, I'm trying so hard not to fall over that I feel like I actually might fall over.
Please, don't do that. But don't even say that.
Still thinking it.
We should probably check the FTL antenna.
Roger that. Consul's just here.
is there anything scary happened yet uh nothing major yet yeah
terminal is intact transmission speed is dipped but should course correct soon
wanna run some diagnostics just to be sure let me just check the message logs
Hey baby, we missed you already and we wanted to tell you how proud of you we both are.
What you're doing is, I know you had second thoughts, but it's the right thing.
The future is all that matters to us now. The future with you. Good luck and all the stars.
Good luck daddy.
Good luck.
How many times have you watched that one?
I lost count last Christmas.
We're expecting a new batch in a few days when the rest of the crew wakes up.
We've waited long enough.
Antenna's fully functional.
That's good news for the mission.
Can you imagine the staff its face if we walk up to mission failure?
Oh, China saying it still needs to be turned up.
Sure.
Let's do this. Let's do um.
Let's try that. Let me know how that is.
I'm not angry. Just disappointed.
Oh, man.
It's a good line.
Impact must avoid the water and cause the rupture.
Doesn't look too bad.
Doesn't look too good either.
If we fix the sealant system, it should fix that too.
Good point.
Let's keep moving.
Will you take your graphic settings?
Oh, you know what?
I haven't checked my graphic settings.
Oh, we're already, we're already maxed. Okay, we're pretty much on highest. Oh, we're
trying ray tracing. And path tracing. Ooh, no motion blur. No film green. Okay. Yes.
Alright, so until we have to restart, uh, could it just save?
Let's, let's wait until we see like a little save icon on the screen and then we'll do a quick restart.
Oh, yeah, we may not be able to use DLA, but we can, we can change that. Let me come back.
You have no repair tools or anything in your inventory? Nope. Right now we're trying to activate the ship's automatic repair.
Has not the time to take in the scenery
And you're leaving
My bald I am not yet on the way though
One max on the statement of the year
And there it is. There it is, chat. There it is. Okay.
Oh my ports are right there. Wait, it's converting metal to something
biological? What's it doing? It's just growing?
Oh, that's pretty chill.
That did the job. Can we go home now?
Agreed. Back to the airlock.
End of an era, huh?
I'm the start of a new one.
Aren't you excited to see our future home?
Yeah. I just wish we could see it up close.
Like boots on the ground close.
They're blazing the trail, man. It all starts with us.
No, it's taken long enough to get here.
Gotta be worth something.
Stop moping. Live in the movement, like me. Each day, one step at a time.
It's the best way to live, dude. It's the best way to live.
You always find a way to see the bright side.
Mum told me that. You can't always control what happens, but you can control how you react to it.
Great line.
I can control the muscles in my face, so I use them to smile.
It's hard too, though. Sometimes.
That's why I try to focus on the now the past isn't worth wasting a frown on
the past guides us to the future
But what really matters?
Destiny unlocked the fixer
Interesting most is us
Right here right now. Oh
Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait.
Each player has two possible destined to safe pivotal moments in the story.
Oh, interesting. Okay.
Oh, there's our safe. In the top right.
God, I'm only concerning now.
Oh, were they awake for all four-
Oh, shit!
Can I speak? Can I speak?
Wait for the hotkey.
Oh!
Oh!
We're okay. We're okay.
Oh, what's going on?
I was holding it for a little bit and then I realized it wasn't filling.
Oh my god, dude. Oh my god.
Turning points map out major story beats in branching across each episode.
Turning points your guide to tracking progress at the game and exploring different branches of the story.
Rewind to previous and electronic turning points.
Switch story paths to experience different outcomes.
You can always switch back to your previous story path.
Cool. Okay.
You can also use the turning points to track secrets.
So for secret symbols in the chart to see how many you've collected in each area.
This is a turning point.
If you want to try another path, you can rewind from this point.
Oh, wow. The very first option is a turning point.
Okay, we got everything there.
We're the fixer now.
Okay. Great. Awesome.
Okay.
So that note, let's do start and then I think it's going to pick up right from here.
So let's do return to me menu.
And we're going to do a super quick restart.
We're doing that because we enabled some
some graphic options require restarts.
We're going to see if this looks a lot better.
It's a lot of divergence.
Yeah, it seems like a lot of replayability.
But a lot of the super massive games have like
many good reasons to play them multiple times.
if you want to like experience the entire narrative.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Very much so, Landino.
Yes.
Snake Eyes, thank you so much for that 103.
Appreciate you, man.
Did the game crash? No, no, no. I'm just restarting it to turn on. Wait a second.
The game should not sound so bad. That was really loud. I just blew my ear when it was
Great, perfect, exactly where we left off.
Should we tell Earth?
We can handle this.
Well, should we at least wake Sernan?
We stick the protocol. Run the agnostics first, then we can decide what to do after that.
Sure.
Years of work on that bonsai. Gone.
We're the only one branch. I'm sure we can fix it.
You don't know much about horticulture, do you?
Hear me out. Remember when I was reading Fracture and Repair?
And then with that chapter on...
Kintsugi. Oh, yes, I remember.
Why? Why not play it here?
Take what's broken and honor its foals. Highlight them even!
That's wonderful. Except I'm pretty sure Kintsugi is for pottery, not plants.
You can still apply the mindset.
Sims?
Are you okay?
Sims?
Why is everything floating around like that?
Is the gravity malfunctioning or something?
I haven't mentioned that.
We're not...
not. Oh, wow. So on my side, we're definitely getting it's beautiful, but we're getting
a little bit of frame in us. This because we just turned on all this graphic stuff.
Let's turn down. Actually, it's not turned down. Let's turn on. Oh, we are on. Quality
balance. Oh, that's weird.
Pathways.
I'll be back.
Oh, it still looks beautiful. Okay, this will work.
I'll try to turn on Fringin too.
Let's turn on Fringin.
Oh, there we go.
Hmm.
Magnet boots and no gravity?
No, there's definitely gravity, unless these are like magnetized other things.
I mean, look at the hood on his jacket.
There's definitely gravity.
It's a magnetized hood, you know what, maybe?
Sims?
Is that you?
Okay, Sims, that is not funny.
I don't appreciate the joke.
Daddy?
Sims?
There's no way this woman is messing with us.
Whoa.
Sims?
Sims?
Sims?
Are... are you okay?
You couldn't talk to me?
I know it's been tough for you out here,
but I thought you were past this.
Is she having a panic attack or just heavy breathing?
I swear to God.
Oh
Oh
The hell
It's hard to let go. Earth is the only home we know. But the truth is, our home is dying.
die
We let go
And ask what if
What if life is not as we know it what if it's better
Arthur court
Where she mad at me wait, why why is she talking like that? Oh
Dude is this a thing situation
Did, like, is she dead and it's just, like, repeating her lines?
No, that's new.
Okay.
It seems like something took over her body.
Seems like a new girl.
I
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Oh God, Dorgon.
This is Thomas Carter. 48 hours from flight crew wake up. Something's wrong with Sims. I don't know. She...
She attacked me. Oh God! She's trying to kill me!
Tell me.
We were repairing an impact to the hull.
We separated to repair different areas of the ship with them.
We have always questioned whether we're alone in the universe.
Oh my.
It's only when we come face to face with death that we get our answer.
However connected the universe may be, in the end, we all die alone.
Damn.
Okay.
Okay.
By the way, we've reached the end of our first hour.
Thank you, Supermassive, for sponsoring this two-hour special look at Directive 8020.
If you'd like more information, you can find it in the pinned command at the top of chat.
Thank you so much.
Oh my gosh.
Mm-mm.
Oh, wait.
One sec.
Oh wait one sec
Okay here we go
Oh, wait.
It's not letting me press A to continue.
There we go. Okay, we're good.
Yeah, it's a...
Oh, it's a Link thing?
Great.
Thanks, Eddie, Ian.
I wasn't sure you'd be here.
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Curfew's starting early tonight.
The Met says there's a storm building over the Atlantic.
Could be dark for a few days.
It shouldn't affect the launch, though.
Sometimes you look just like him, you know?
That's called genetics.
No, it's more than that.
It's the way you carry yourself.
yourself as a confidence.
No, you're talking about my swagger.
Maybe I am.
Four years.
It still doesn't feel real sometimes.
Dad was always gone for years on a mission.
I'm almost waiting for him to walk back through the door.
I know.
Every time I say your name,
I'm taking right back to those first missions with him.
Oh, I'm sorry.
There's nothing to be sorry for.
It's nice to remember him.
I can't stop thinking about him.
Especially now.
If he was in our position, what would he do?
I have wondered that myself.
Oh, is he using my- for some reason he keeps dropping my controller and I don't know why.
Uh, maybe she's massing keyboard for now.
I asked him how he could be so relaxed and he just turned to me and he said, never forget
Why do you start?
Never forget why you started.
He'd have all the answers.
To Bill...
To Bill Bracko!
If you want 20 over 70, quadrate 72, temperature 97.2.
good morning to you too take it easy you'll feel good for a while you get it
The shit
Oxygen saturation 95% restoration nominal look up
People's equal round and alert
Subjects fully conscious. This is a movie
Supermassive games are very cinematic, so you're kind of like ummm...
They're tell-tale kind of...
That is standard procedure.
But this is in the standard situation.
Sims?
What's wrong?
You read?
Stafford and I were woken up automatically by the ship.
He's trying to reach the sleep technicians now.
Alright.
Sims?
So wake up some me.
You read?
Uh-oh.
What's going on, I.T.?
We're reading multiple system crashes. I've been trying to establish why.
Thanks. Where are we?
Right where we're supposed to be, within range of the marker and decelerating for orbit.
Waking the second pilot now?
Here we go.
There's some nice sleeping pods, just say it.
Ew.
Legend simple pleasure son. Hmm. How you feeling? I've had never from now
Carter Sims do you read?
Try that this is Commander Stafford
Where the hell are you to was her job as a technician literally leading for and be like wait you didn't turn it on
Try that
This is what AI gets you chat. This is what all of our jobs are gonna look like in the future
Did you press the button? No, let me press the button
Okay, that work
That's going to be IT in the future.
How bad are we talking?
We're still running diagnostics.
Once we're done, we'll provide a full damage report.
Got a feeling.
Monitor, looks like we were lucky.
Anything we need to jump on?
We're trying to establish that now.
Oh, and I killed the other sleep technician, by the way.
How do you make engine preparation?
Quick, quick heads up.
No sir, the damage from the hull breach should priority. Understood.
We'll prep the engines ourselves.
Apologies we weren't there to wake you, sir. Oh god, there she is, yeah.
Can you confirm how many of you are awake?
Just a full flight, Carla.
Awake the others and over it as planned.
So that's where she put the body
Let's go check on Mitchell
Before we check on Mitchell, we're gonna take a quick look around this room
Why do you talk so slow?
The survey is successful, the Andromeda will land on Tau Setti F and begin the new chapter of civilization.
Okay, there's no question his voice is being slowed. Okay, that's yeah.
The future starts now.
The future starts now. Okay, yeah, he's being slowed for something. Maybe we're gonna find out there's a reason for that later or something.
That sounds super awkward.
Hi. Oh, wait, this means we're going to progress from this area.
Can I look at any other pods?
Can I do anything else?
We already did that.
All right, we're good.
Let's go.
Man's be drunk, maybe.
Good be.
Rhython shines sleeping beauty.
And to what do I owe the honor of this royal welcome?
There's been a whole breach. Carter and Sims are looking into it.
They would explain why our oxygen processing is down.
That sounds... bad.
Sound of control. But we're only an hour from the marker.
Young, wisely, begin engine checks in preparation for orbit.
I'll take Mitchell and we'll reboot the CO2 scrubbers.
How about I save some oxygen and go back to sleep?
Come on. We have jobs to do.
You feeling all right?
Kind of weird.
Feels like I went to sleep on the S-bay and I've had a headache four years in the making.
It's like my body's going one way and my mind's going another.
That's to be expected. Humans were made for hibernation. Make sure you take care
of yourself over the course of the mission. Body and mind. You understand?
These guns have been asleep way too long.
Not a boy.
That's not bad at all.
Hey, uh, I'm going to ask you before they put us under.
How do you feel about this being your last mission?
Your grand finale?
It's a hell of an encore.
First maned exoplanetary mission.
I was gonna say, you can't really ask for a better last mission, right?
Like, you know, just casually saving humanity.
Um.
Oh, her timing doesn't look good on me.
I wasn't part of this mission.
I'd be right behind you on the Andromeda.
Spoken like a true pioneer.
I'm the luckiest commander in the current ranks.
The best team I could have asked for.
There's no other crew like us.
That's a real shame we lost McNamara.
A damn tragedy.
What's your take on Anders?
Bit of a late replacement, huh?
You trust her?
Do I trust a...
Um...
I trust the current recruitment process.
If McNamara was the best, Anders is a close second.
Why would we have trust issues with people sent on the last mission to like save humanity?
No pressure right?
This is dark anthology and it is super massive.
Yep.
Have you ever met humanity?
That's right.
Humans are kind of weird.
Well, that's M.
Oh!
Oh, I-
She said ship with a P, by the way.
Okay.
You good?
I'm fine, I raised some concern about Andrews, but Stafford told me not to worry.
Listen to him.
I don't know, joke.
Running to Daddy already?
It's not my fault she joined the crew, mate.
It's not hers either.
Daddy Stafford knows best.
That sounds so wrong.
Jeez.
Yeah, it was good to chat, I see.
Uh, no, not one for small talk.
I sit down in the reactor room, how's she getting on?
I know.
I'm gonna make this girl a jokester.
She's gonna make jokes.
Small talk is exactly her forte.
She wasn't made second in command for her small talk.
True, I just feel like I don't know her.
You will, she's one of the good ones.
Okay.
Hi Carter.
Oh, you're dead.
Okay, and Sims, hi Sims.
Oh, you're one of those people.
One of those people.
Okay.
I see.
It's darkest health Hydra.
The plants are casting freaky shadows.
I swear one moved.
Are you sure those shadows are just the plants?
They'll say shit like that, are you effort with me?
Of course I am, it's so easy to wind you up.
Asshole!
Asshole!
It'd be great if you could get the lights on ASAP.
The reactor should have spun out earlier.
We'll need to redirect Auxiliar and Power.
Can you access that console?
I hope you meant this one, because I'm gonna go access this one.
Long time no speak.
Carter says hi.
Right.
That gongzai you gave him is shaping up nicely.
Three years of prudence, and he's still not bored of it.
Or software updates.
Can I pause this? Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second,
wait a second, wait a second. If I stop, does it stop or does it pause it? Oh, it doesn't
Oh, it sucks.
I wanted to read the screen.
Okay, we'll just read it fast this time.
Look at the names of the patches that download it.
Intruder alert sensor update.
The Oracle directory management.
Mass bioscanner update.
kind of risk it though, I feel like that's not a system update.
Yeah, dude.
Okay, so in other words, the ship and the people at Earth
know that there's something weird on the ship
and they don't want the crew to know.
Interesting.
So the people on Earth know about this.
Or they knew it's at least it's a threat or something.
And more importantly, they don't want the people on the ship to know about it.
Could Earth already be compromised?
Maybe the biomass made it to Earth first.
That'd be kind of creepy.
That'd be a crazy ending, dude.
If you get to the end of the game and you find out that Earth have been working with
the biomass on the ship to corrupt everyone, and then it like goes to Earth and like Earth
is just a bunch of tentacles, I'll take it.
Okay, which panel did you want me to look at, girl?
You want to be specifically to look at something.
Oh, it's just that panel.
Okay.
Oh, wait, it says this is it.
Is there anything else here?
I don't think so.
I think we're good.
Okay.
To be fair, Earth has always been compromised too.
Okay, so this seems like the obvious one, right?
Who would deactivate fire control in an emergency situation?
That's crazy.
Why would you do that?
Now, what I'm wondering is, is this one of those decisions where the game developers
realize how ridiculous this decision is, or is it one of those things where they're trying
to slip in like a, oh, you thought it would be this way, but it's actually that way.
So this is one of those classic like overthinking situations, because it seems like obviously
you deactivate the landing computer. But I'm gonna go with the obvious one we're
gonna see how bad this goes. I don't know if that was the right decision. We'll see.
We'll see.
Oh my.
Just love Christmas.
That's good.
Considering we've missed the last few.
Thanks for the reminder.
That's it. We will do it live.
Yep, that's right.
Hey.
Sit there long enough.
Your crew roots bite me.
She should have walked up and down.
Yes, it's good to see you taking care of your mental health.
Engines are prepped and the power plant is fully operational, Commander.
We're ready for orbit.
Excellent.
Work, Aisley.
What did the pilot say when he walked into the bar?
Um, I don't know.
Given the circumstances, I'd say they're both performing well.
Oh.
Won't be just.
That tree was a neat addition.
It's good to have a reminder of home.
Actually, it measurably reduces the load in our oxygen scrubbers.
One tree would do that?
Really?
Plus its canopy serves as an effective dust filter.
But yes, I had a Hawthorne just like it in my garden back at home.
Oh, maybe it's a special tree.
It's actually a cutting tree.
Oh, maybe not. Okay.
I remember growing up because I remember when I first heard like that like trees could make oxygen
I remember being like why don't they just put a bunch of trees on a space station have oxygen forever
But then I found out like it was it was something ridiculous like an acre of
Trees produce enough oxygen for two people or something. I remember it was some really I remember hearing it and being like, oh, okay
So there's no way that like you could do that. So it's it's not it's something
It's definitely not like one tree to four people. I don't think that's I don't know
These are not very efficient. Yeah, we're there. It's all you should be proud to sail aboard it
Of course sir
Maybe I'm wrong though. I don't know. It's been a long time, dude
I must say I'm disappointed with our sleep technicians. I'd expected more efficiency from them
more efficiency you think that should have been there to wake us I'd like to
know why they thought the repairs were more important for the record I'd like
to check their service logs
very well for the record but I see do remember that we're all a long way from
moan.
Oh, is that my Roomba?
I think they sent me one of these.
So this is the game where you're a plucky little Roomba
and you have to clean out the entire room
of horrible alien goo.
And it's a tough game, but you have a little room with it could we're going to need a bigger room
but he just backs away slowly.
Oh no!
Our first death chat.
It's beautiful out there.
Our first death.
Sure is.
Everything for you might have been if you were a pilot.
Oh, no chance.
This has always been it for me.
God damn right.
I could die out here.
But that is not gonna happen.
No, I mean, like, it'd be cool.
What would you do?
Gosh, I don't know. I'd be dead.
No, I meant with my body.
If I had died, would you just pop the airlock
and send me floating out into space?
Hmm company guidelines state no littering in orbit that definitely includes your dead
arse corn flooded
Actually hydro you'd make perfect fertilizer for the shrubbery you know like a back to
nature kind of thing. I could visit every night, still you and I'm the latest.
But don't go dying just yet.
All for you I'd go for permission. Freeze drying.
Seriously?
Yeah, it'd be kind of fun. Put you into an airtight bag, stick you on to negative 270 degrees,
shake you around a little until you shatter into a million pieces.
Then, hey presto, find the ground young!
Oh, hey!
Wow.
Why did you boom that?
Boom what?
Boom now you have people dust?
Like what?
What is?
For now, let's just both stay alive.
What?
No dying intended.
Unless I actually land this fucker on Tau City F.
Hey, I could be the planet's first dead guy.
Don't even joke about that
Bro, if these two people are on the crew that's supposed to save humanity. I'm legit can I'm convinced
This is the sequel to idiocracy. Oh
What's in you is this the best humanity has to offer?
Oh my god, dude, we're screwed humanities screwed
So dead oh my god
Please.
Senior mission officer.
Oh, that's this is this is right when the thing
hit.
So apparently it hit and then immediately started messing with the computer systems.
I wonder if it like, I wonder if it can interface with the computer somehow.
They even move here.
I like them even that's wonderful except I'm pretty sure kids who is from pottery are plants
You can still apply the mining set celebrate the beauty in the flaws
Oh
Can I go back
Oh you look quite thirsty
Why? Why not fly it here? Take what's full of them and all of its faults. I like them even.
That's wonderful. Except, I'm pretty sure Kintsuki is for pottery or plants.
You can still apply the mindset. Celebrate the B.C. and the flaws.
I
Gotcha
Hmm
Commander, there's just too much interference down there.
Wait, who is this?
You are one crook.
What the?
Jesus, Stafford.
That's got you so entranced.
Okay.
The sleep technicians.
I thought I'd check their surveillance logs,
and I found something weird.
Look at the timecode on this one.
It's from after the impact.
They should be running repairs at that time.
It looks odd, but the systems are clutching all over the ship.
The camera probably crashed, but the time call kept running.
That's an assumption.
What are you suggesting?
Look at this.
They clearly saw something off-screen. They look scared.
They're nothing. The data's corrupted.
They have to be hiding something.
Have a little faith.
Right now, the only evidence I see are the multiple system glitches going off.
Which are still-
Y-You don't think it's creepy that she was staring at the cameras and standing over a dude for like, in two hours while he slept?
What?
Oh, pretty damning, if you ask me.
Yeah!
Everyone on board is capable and competent.
I wish you could see that in your copies.
Please, just listen to-
Trust them.
Like they trust you.
I see why he's saying that though, because-
Commander, you came up to the monitor-
Yeah, he's kind of playing both sides.
Yeah.
...to prep for boost during detachment.
Hmm.
Confirmed. Thanks, young.
I think you're the last person I need to remind how important this mission is.
I can't have you distracted by paranoia.
I need you on point.
But...
Sir...
What more do you want?
I want them both up here providing a full and thorough report.
Enough is enough.
Yes.
Enough is enough.
Reel yourself in, Isley.
Understood?
I need you on station.
That's exactly what she's trying to do, you dingus.
She's trying to get the right information.
Oh my lord.
So you should be good for the barn unless she's hiding more security. She's a mission commander
Good work we're still experiencing shorts in the lighting and surveillance systems any TA on a fix
That's on Carter. He's still in the guts doing wiring repairs. He passed me through. I'd like to hear its voice
sure
The damage must be shorting the ship's electronics.
Carter?
Oh god.
You hear me?
Sorry, Commander, there's just too much interference down there.
No mind. Just make sure he's well clear of that before we engage the breaking berth. Take care, Sims.
Oh.
Let's go.
Status report.
Deceleration in final stages.
We're right on top of the marker.
Okay, let's keep this air tight.
Ideally, we're on the checklist.
The booster ring isn't designed for close orbit.
To ensure its integrity, we're releasing it into a safer orbit around the planet well outside the atmosphere.
atmosphere. Once the Cassiopeia is in orbit around Tau Ceti F, we'll wake the science
crew and begin the planetary survey for the landing team on the Andromeda.
Then you'll detach sequence set. Confirmed. Sequence is primed.
On my mark. Five, four, three, two, one, mark.
So what would have happened if you hadn't saved her?
Dude, that's a great question.
I don't know.
Oh, dude, what if the whole city or the whole planet is like
The goo
Oh, no
Maybe we should land this thing take a little walk before the Andromeda gets here
Not this again
Look I get it not enough fuel to land and get home. I'm just saying it's about legacy
This isn't about fortune and glory
We were chosen to clear a path for history to be made
Think about that
We trained together we launched together
We execute the mission together and we return together
None of that what we do here
They know we gotta forge the way for the next great leap in human progress.
Okay.
He's good.
Best of the best.
He's good.
Are we taking votes on who we let die first?
There are.
I'm gonna try to save everyone, but I think I've already gotten someone killed.
Yeah.
I'm going to perform a search of their quarters.
Oh, Lord.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh Lord.
Okay.
What do you see?
Don't have time to stand around.
We need to get this done before Stafford has my head.
Wow, this.
It's over here.
Wait, wait, wait, what's this?
A fortress.
And this.
Oh, it's that same thing from earlier. That's so weird.
Dude, I'm sorry. That slowed voice is just...
It did not do it for me.
I don't know what's going on with that.
Spark Media's Slam Space Strike Corinth for shady government connections.
Spearing claims Corinth is in the pocket of a classified government agency.
Oh! Well, all of a sudden all those security updates are starting to make a lot of sense,
aren't they? Interesting.
I
Humanity was made for the stars. I really believe that we were both to adapt
I certainly was
When I was really ill as a kid. I knew I had to adapt to survive
I've never stopped doing that really and I never won
Well, Town City F represents the potential we have to evolve.
Hmm.
Okay, I think that's everything in here.
Uh, can we go this way?
Okay, that's the way we can go, or we can go this way.
It's just to search the upper atrium first though, so I'm gonna do that.
What do you think?
Happy wake-up day.
Can I look at that stuff and you don't have to go in?
You don't have to go in.
Oh.
Well, at least they made the wake-up cake.
Oh.
Well, at least they made the wake-up cake.
The wake-up cake.
I like that.
Can you put a price tag on our future?
Oh, I can't zoom in on this one.
Oh, God.
The old Lord this Williams.
What?
Interesting.
Okay.
I hope when your boss sees that he's going to be like, oh, sorry, I questioned you at all
What defines humanity
our ability to collaborate
To contemplate the big questions
This one's not slowed down. It's the same guy, but it's not slowed down.
It's maybe a little slowed down, but not nearly as much as the others.
So weird. Maybe that's something they can patch. I thought it was like a design thing
at first but maybe maybe it's a buff I'm just gonna run around and make sure
there's not like a thing sitting in a corner we can click on somewhere
Okay.
Finger here.
All right, I think we're good.
Let's see.
What defines humanity? Our ability to collaborate? To contemplate the meaning?
Ha! Arya's the drunk. If that's actually the reason, that would be more immersive forethought than I think I've ever encountered in the game.
Maybe it was slowed down because it was in the area where they woke up in the sleep pods. So it was to try and ease them back into it?
Again, if that's actually the reason that'd be amazing, but I don't think that's
right. Unfortunately. Have we found the enemy? No, no, no, we don't even know
what's going on here. At this point the crew here doesn't even know there is an
enemy. We're just all waking up and there's clearly problems, but we don't
know what the problems are. What's recording? Empathy and communication 2 and 3, ouch.
conversation available. Oh. Sims, there's a build up of materials down here. It looks
too structured to be from the crash did you do this where are you carter
wait Carter was wait Carter replied
What?
I miss years of nothing but video games.
I like them.
I'll have you gardening with me in hydroponics, don't you worry.
Oh.
It's important to be mindful.
We're pod technicians.
That means we're away for the four-year journey there, while the main crew sleeps.
And the four-year journey back.
Right.
As the wake of crew, or sleep crew, as we like to say, we manage and monitor the main crew.
That's why I'm a transit.
What have you been catching up on? Ah man, all sorts of stuff.
He's achieved so much his life, it's surreal. I just hope I'll do the same, you know.
Everyone on this mission is at the top of the field, that includes you.
Is that a compliment? To be clear, you still have unorthodox methodologies.
Okay, first of all, that is repeating.
All good gearing up for Orbit.
Want to say thanks for handling the wake-up.
You went the issues.
You handled it really smoothly.
Thank you.
This is interesting so one of the interesting things to think about is Oracle is the one
who woke up the other four people.
So Sims and Carter both got taken by the aliens and then the Oracle which seemed a little
fishy at the beginning it seemed a little sus at the beginning then woke up our four
guys.
So what the- maybe that was the system updates.
Oh.
Young Father Bill- Young's Father Bill was a legendary astronaut.
process. It's your father the reason you became a pilot. It's fine. I'm used to these sort of
questions. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't ask sooner. It's the first thing most people ask.
Let's do continue. So is your father the reason you became a pilot?
I guess in a way, yeah, it's not like the whole story, but we should probably get back to things,
Of course. Okay. Cool.
Is this game woke? No, so two people were already awake and then four people woke up later.
I'm going to answer your question like that because that was a really dumb question.
Yeah. Okay. So it deserved a pretty dumb answer. Yeah. Okay. So let's just keep going.
So yes, technically it is a woke game because there's at least four people woke up. Yes.
Well, I was at a dumb question, I'm not really going to get into it, but I'm just going to
say this, if you can boil all decisions and content in a game down to a binary yes or
no that it's woke, you're a very basic person.
You're just a basic individual like I don't know what else to say like you know the movies idiocracy like they're talking about people that
That use the woke terminology. That's that's them in the idiocracy. That's the people
So games are much more than a few little decisions or a few little things
They're giant art pieces of all sorts of moving components. So to boil it down to one word and then
Come on. Be better. Just be better
Talk about what makes you feel that way analyze that discuss it
But don't just boil it down to some binary yes-no, like that's so...
Ugh, please be better.
Please. That's all. Okay.
They're clapping.
Oh?
Professional compatibility 98% chance of mutual harm zero?
I'm sorry, you never put two people together and have a zero percent chance of mutual harm. That's not how it works.
Coz not mad, he's just disappointed. It's true.
Good show!
Oh mad Mike. Thanks for the 20 bomb and we appreciate it
Thank you, thank you
Can we go in here
Code to be fair if one of those person beats the other that's not mutual harm
Okay, I mean he's he's not wrong
I'm asking for your trust
Admit I don't trust you. Oh, whoops
One second
Sorry, one second, guys.
I need just one second.
Oh, shoot.
VIP detected.
I won't say thank you for joining us.
One second, guys.
Thank you for joining us.
It's not a VIP.
Okay.
So we're going to go back.
Unfortunately, that was my wife, and it looks like one of my dogs ran out of our fence.
So what I'm going to have to do is I do have a sponsor stream starting in 14 minutes of JP.
I think I'm going to have to be a little bit late for that to go find her.
So my wife is out there now.
I'm going to go meet her in a second.
We have just a little bit of time left here.
We're going to finish this up first.
He's on it though.
So we're good.
Ran through a fence.
No, I honestly, I think she's jumping over it.
It's like a four and a half foot fence, but I think she's jumping over it.
I'm just trying to figure out what's going on.
I believe in recent issues we're getting out.
Hey mom!
We're getting pre-board out here.
So Carter and I seem to have different meanings of board.
While I work through the coffee blends, Carter puts up fun tasks for us to carry out during downtime.
Y-Yesterday, I was on an infantry check.
I found something odd.
Turns out the stasis fluid for the cruise return trip isn't the same mix they're using now
Carter and I train for this procedure, but we never use different stasis fluids
Why weren't we briefed on this?
I'll let you know if I find out more I
Feel better imagining you and the other side you with your green tea me with my
Okay, can we do anything here?
Interlocker code 13576.
Oh, it was right here. Was it over here?
Oh, wait, can I do it here?
There we go.
See you, Marcus Williams.
He keeps his own book in his locker.
I'm pretty sure we saw her playing with something else, though.
Did she take something with her from the locker?
Maybe that's what happened.
Okay, okay, hey chat, I am I am really sorry to do this. I'm gonna need to go just a little bit early
Now here's the deal. I do have a sponsorship for two hours. We played an hour and 50 minutes.
I'm super hoping the devs will be cool because this is a bit of an emergency. I got to go
with this dog. But what I will say is we will definitely be playing more of this. And if
you do want to help support us and everything we do here, if you look at the link at the
top, code.tv slash directive, that'll take you right to more information about this.
Really appreciate everything. Guys, I'm supposed to have another sponsorship in 10 minutes.
I'm going to try to make it back for that. I'm going to get on as fast as I can, but
I got to get my Puppers so I'll be back in just a little bit.
Stream will go down and I'll come back up as soon as I can.
So I will be back very soon.
Huge thank you to super massive for sponsoring this to our look.
Like I said, we are not done with this game.
We will be back.
We will absolutely be finishing this at some point and see you guys soon.
Thank you.
Bye bye.
We have one good fight!
You again?
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist.
We'll be quicker that way.
Oh, these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows in them, I see you're coming.
Ignore the clouds in your prime, the villagers need your help and the Petrometers is a new place for you.
It will be a difficult task, but together, we will rebuild this town, find the same fate,
and learn your skill to remember the challenges again, and live to the end.
For the eternal prison knows no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison wanderer, no more from the unceasing grip of death.
No no no no no no no no!
TURN!
Don't you dare!
The black and the purple one
The black and the purple one
Turn the hell off!
Shouts take place
And the parents of babies
I shall rest your best
Now let it go!
Okay
I don't think he made it.
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If your parents don't buy you a pointy stick, they don't love you.
I want a lunch break!
That's true!
They can deny it all on the spotter.
All you're the real part of their fight, sir.
How about you?
Yes, that's right.
It's true!
They can deny it all they want!
I can smell you.
Hi there.
You smell delicious.
No, I think I taste delicious too.
Can I have a nibble?
It's a little. It's a little.
Oh, okay.
I
Smell you
Be the bush
Bro, take this off. I'm dropping for you. I
Would love your sausage. Thank you so much
I wonder if I could jam that thing on my butt
Like clear this out, could I do that you think
Probably try it
There's nothing else for science.
I'm using his crotch for cover.
Hopefully he has balls of steel.
Go sit.
I spilled all over me.
Now I'm all wet.
Oh, no.
No, my lid, oh, I just, oh, man.
Dude, my lid wasn't on mine.
That's why it was spilling.
One sec, I am actually super moist.
I'll be right back.
That means he, when he was,
Oh, so many testicles.
You know you can stack backpacks and other backpacks, right?
Oh, you can?
I