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05-18-2026 · 1h 34m
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I thought that's what I was going to say, but I'm not sure what I was going to say.
Oh God, post video, that was gay.
Yo, yo, yo, I am on for like an hour tonight, if even super short.
seriously. Real talk. I forgot my drink, but I'm on for just a few minutes. We're just
going to like hang out a little and do some base building. I did this during the intro,
where I just made this little platform for a furnace and stuff. I'm going to move over
here and grab that.
Yep, let's move this over.
Be sure to ask JP on Bargo's work on Sunday's throughout Frank's.
Uh, what?
What are you talking about?
Why?
Oh, does that have something to do with the fact that I saw him say something about Lego
in the title?
Wait, JP broke NDA on Vika Beads or LEGO?
People are saying two different things?
Did he break two different NDAs?
Oh my god.
I know.
You guys are generous.
of this
just a few things
three
ah
Hell yeah, there's a list of our medium armor.
Oh, here it comes.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Oh yeah, look at that.
Looking good.
Put our light armor in here.
I definitely want to save it.
I don't want to go back to it to be honest with you.
I do not know yet.
Put those tortures in there.
Okay, let's pick some other stuff to do.
This is the same one or a new one?
We started this one this afternoon.
Yeah.
What's this?
Yellow Lotus Potion.
Causes hallucinations?
Uh, many things.
Okay.
How are you having these?
Maybe later?
I got one too.
Alright, that's it.
I hope.
I'm gonna go take a drive.
Oh, let's see what we're working on next.
Accessor placed an altar.
a human corpse for religious resources, raft or religious item.
Start getting some agility. Let's go to knowledge.
Braultaker.
New Journey Unlocked. Brawl Taker. Let's do that.
Access or place a Wheel of Pain.
Okay. I can do that.
Whoa, one second.
Oh.
Braw.
Braw.
Nice rogue trader shirt.
Thanks.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Boop!
Hmmmm.
What is it's name?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
My thanks girl.
Boop.
Now, how do we build a DRAWL taker?
Woodstone and twine.
Okay, we need all the things.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Am I sick again? I- I am getting sick again.
Yep.
What are you gonna do?
Uh, we also have Lignova!
Dear mods, eat some pizza, all of you, at the same time, I demand it.
That's crazy.
Thank you very much for the $30 tip to the mountain. We appreciate it. Thank you
Okay
Canto assistant
All right.
Throwing me a bunch more of beads for that we need more.
Now we are near like a site.
There's a little bit.
There's not a lot of brush on this side.
Huh.
Yeah, there's not a lot of brush on this side
Yeah, we're gonna have to like go to a place with more, more bushes, I don't worry.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Desert Berry Biscay.
And a ton of Desert Berries.
It's pretty good.
And we're gonna backflip home.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh, we should be good now let's build the Thrawl Taker, Thrawl Taker.
Oh lord.
Okay.
That's a truncheon.
Okay.
Craft Bindings.
Use a Truncheon to knock out a fighter or archer.
Arthur Arthur you got to find the Arthur chat. Just one more God game Arthur
Let's go
It's time to find a human filthy humor. Let me have one nearby a
Filty humicamp
You trip meat
Oh, that's voters. Nope.
What is what are some of the movement things we can get in this game like to move faster? There's not mounts, are there?
I
Was pretty well
Oh, nothing but normal flesh off them, let's do that.
That's right DX, you know it.
of
the
Use your body on the unconscious human.
Hooray!
Alright, let's go.
We got him.
Oh, god.
It, um...
I feel like that might end poorly.
What happened?
So in the Age of Kodan there wasn't Tinder?
I applied to the eq legends beta. I don't think I did. No
I probably should have I think it's been going on
Oh convert a warrior. Oh, no, okay can be a fighter archer
Yeah, I'm kind of an introvert. I don't know how to make friends, so this is how I make
friends.
Yeah.
I need to put in...obtain gruel.
Okay.
plant plant fiber, seeds, and fuel in a campfire.
Also, eww.
What was it? Plant fiber, great seeds in here.
Where'd it go?
They get some groove!
There you go, buddy.
Place a thrall in the world.
I think I got to wait, right?
Oh, that's happening right there.
Okay, cool.
I can have multiple of these, right?
Are we doing a full playthrough of this?
I'm just playing it for now for fun.
It's a good time to dive in a little longer than a normal single stream, so that's what I'm doing.
We're seeing where he goes.
Not really setting any hard goals or limits or anything.
All stones required.
Ah, this is somebody else that's about to go right across the river.
Can you say it again? You said there was like a...
You said there was a cave or something nearby?
I'll go take a look at that here in a minute.
I thought I said right to the north across the lake?
I don't know, the right way to the north area.
Can't have his rest
Their plan I played the new Star Trek Bojira game that came out recently, I don't think so
All right, I'll go over these.
Nice.
Nice.
Let's go towards the jury.
Okay, let's go see if we can find this cave.
Oh, you're on a river, not a lake.
There's a dungeon on one end of the river that's pretty unique. I don't think it's ready for it.
Okay, we're not looking for that yet. Let me scroll up and see if I can find it real quick.
This is what happens when mards try to run together with them.
Cave Northwest. Oh, wait a second.
Oh, so we found there were a bunch of caves or a bunch of crocs in a cave.
If you keep going through there, there's humans.
Cave Northwest, you took her ghost to me at close. Brimstone's side, lots of crocs.
You have been to South West.
Okay.
We have Gaulman's team to the north last day.
Oh, Hanuman's cave to the southwest.
So like over here.
Is it across the water?
Okay, let's take a look, let's go put them around, can I drag people through the water
to take them home.
Get a can? Great.
Oh, did these guys get murdered by a cop? Oh, bro.
They all got murdered.
Damn.
Okay.
Hmm.
They did get crossed.
I don't know what he's about, but I like trees, isn't it really cool?
see what's up here
you picked the wrong fight
well this is way too far from my base
So we're gonna start hitting back, I think.
Too far.
Even if we got a guy this far, we'd be at a real height taking him back.
Oh, it's east to the west.
Oh, oh, hey, here we go.
I feel like we should go for a two.
I don't want to stick in one.
Get out of here.
Get phony.
Get phony below me.
Are you a two?
What are you?
Ooh, a dancer!
I got me a dancer.
I don't know what that means, but I'm very happy about it.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
Alright, so our other throttle may be done, we'll get that.
Well, that sounds legit. Yeah, I think so.
I love this music.
Boop!
Wait, where's my mule?
Red?
There you are.
Great.
There you are.
Boop!
Boop!
Boop!
Boop!
Boop!
Boop!
Boop!
Boop!
Boop!
Boop!
Boop!
Boop!
Boop!
Boop!
I say friend but is really friend I don't know
That's all I travel in summer as well I around
Hell yeah, what's up, man?
Can I name you?
You didn't interact with me for a moment.
Oh, I can rename people, oh look at all this cool stuff we do here.
We're gonna need a pool, Mr. Barry.
Barry.
Good starting, good starting guys, he sets up the pool.
Very de-archer.
Hell yeah.
Get Barry in full light armor.
Oh, we gotta make him a better bow.
give him food
take a bird
oh wow, look at this, how cool
I don't have the iron bow.
Ooh.
Farmer.
Alright, let's finish this thrall before doing anything else.
Oh.
While following me, Dross will be starting to perform tasks.
You can hold down E and Commander Dross from there, or press E once, twice, or thrice to
click commands.
He's moving and attacking the enemy.
Yo, my man, look at you go.
That's right.
You'll kill that one too.
Your follower leveled up.
Nice.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay.
Let's go in here a little bit.
Now we've got some daggers to fight these crocs.
Let's see if we can make some progress in here real quick.
Can followers die?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Drag a captured enemy crafter.
Oh, I gotta get a crafter.
I don't even know where those are.
Ah
How many followers can we have?
Gotta kill the awesome.
Two max? Okay.
I'll try and worry about it. I feel like the archery is not really attacking much.
Don't get damaged by it, guys, but...
This is probably a real bad idea.
teal pots no he won't ever go to chat
oh that's a skull
of
Dude, I really don't like the daggers, the daggers hitbox doesn't seem to work properly.
It's like the right click just does not. Maybe I have to left click first or something.
Good God.
Good God, that is so fast.
Good God. Good God, that is so fast.
Play it safe.
of
the just
Well
Damn
That's really like very first boss mob I do bugs out on me that is
uh really unfortunate really really unfortunate man
oh well
oh
What sucks does he drop anything does this is like does the door open or something when he dies
What what happens?
Oh, no, he doesn't no, okay
Oh, we can't drop some items
Just a key for special test. Okay, we'll come we'll come kill later. We totally could kill him like we can kill him
We need to find a craftsman
Where do we find a craftsman chat?
I'm just gonna start looking around I think can I make better armor or weapons yet?
You do the farming thing
Outrider ooh
Oh, we need to get a stable master going on. Okay. Hold up
Sinners refuge
Is that up here?
A big city to the southwest?
Oh!
Oh, you mean northwest?
Here?
Here.
All right, honestly, before we do that, I think I'm going to look into stable mastery.
Can I, is there any way I can get a mount or something to go faster?
I'm going to look into that.
Let's go do a big bang.
Sorcerer?
Oh, it sounds cool.
It has an A-Train, thanks bud.
Great.
There we go.
Okay.
We are very, very ready to go.
How sweet you are.
Ooh.
Oh, did I put my water skin on?
Right, move please, there he, I don't know this one, there he is, how do I repair my
weapons?
All right, let's head to the northwest. We're gonna go right up this way and see if we can find a craft.
Raster.
Oh, what do we do for the stable thing, by the way?
Tavern building?
This sure drive preserves it's prune cat fire.
Ooh, I think that.
Yeah.
Ooh.
For the next house?
Yes.
Oh, here we go.
Nope, maybe not.
Stay the master there you are and for holding horses
We're going to do farming now too.
Ooh, shaped wood and bricks.
Interesting.
A halter, thanks man.
Alright, we just need a few more bricks.
What were bricks? Bricks were stone?
Nah.
I hope I have the recipe over here.
There's just stone, that's it.
That's how it was done last year.
E. Holterman, thanks man.
Appreciate it.
For the sub as well.
what? Putting a full and freebie to the stable over time raises it to fuller belted. So we
have to find an actual horse pull that can provide other types of creatures in the game.
Oh, wow.
We need a lot more stones.
half-stairs. What is with this, what is this butt? Like if I pull something out while I'm
I think it just keeps doing it or something?
That's so weird.
Go get focused on building games?
Yes.
You won't be able to get a horse until
you go north, so it's pointless to
go in stainless now.
Oh yeah?
Oh, that's too bad.
Pulls in the start of the jungle area 2 to the east.
Oh, right over here?
That's not that far at all.
I think I'll be able to do that.
of
death
of
Oh, that's better.
Oh, okay. Well, that's good to go for later.
Great. Okay. Getting a camel would be best when you get camels.
Oh, I missed a wave from Sweet Anita. Oh, I'm so sorry. Thank you, Sweet Anita. I really appreciate the raid
I'm super focused. I apologize. I
Get kind of like so focused on these buildings
Okay, so you also raise wolves in stables. Oh, that's cool. Um, let's do
All right, let's see if we can go get this uh this person. It's a little late. Can we sleep
until morning if we put a thing in this game?
Does time pass faster when we're like in a bed or something?
I need a torch.
This game is one of those games where I just feel like you never get enough hotkeys.
He's constantly having to move shit around on my bars, I don't like it.
You can buy a camel baby from a vendor?
Interesting.
Interesting.
That sounds fun.
Alright, we're going to see if there's a good fighter up here, I'd love to get a fighter.
Give me a crafter, too.
I want to build some stairs up to this side.
Oh, wow, look at this.
I don't know all these people, though.
I need a bow.
Oh
What's with the delay
I'm starting to wonder should I get a shield for bowing arrow users?
I feel like a shield maker is a lot easier.
I need more hot bars, man.
Better armor? I can make heavy armor, but I can't really make better armor right now.
This is this is the top charm I can make
Whoa, how is this a drum?
Oh, I can put that in my face. It's awesome. Okay
Whoa, dude, what is all this stuff?
Strength, Weapon Damage 3?
Oh, that's cool.
The Fari Cuddle?
Damn.
I want more drums.
Take all your drums.
Booray!
Booray?
Okay.
Oh shit that's too many. A sorcerer? What's a sorcerer? How do I tell Barry to come with
me. I would tell Berger to GTFO.
I'm so dead job.
No, no, no, don't hurt them, hurt them, hurt them, don't hurt me, hurt them.
Stop.
Yeah, that's right.
get him. Oh god damn you asshole. Yeah, I think I'm done with daggers. I think I
want to get a sorting board and see how we can do with that. They make an iron shield and an iron sword.
Oh good, it's getting day. Great. So do sorcerers actually text or like do spells?
Do mason board? Yeah, I think so. Okay, we'll talk about mason board.
I
Drink I did I finished off all of my water
Kyloot Barry sports oh
Wait you're on a respawn are you?
Wait, is this a new fighter?
They're always respawned?
Oh, bro, bro, bro, bro, whoa, whoa, um...
That's not cool.
At all.
Um, huh.
Okay.
You think I'm that fast?
Yeah, I wonder if I somehow edited the, uh, spawn rate or something by accident.
I might have.
Oh god.
If you're on solo, the respawn is instant when you leave the area.
Really? So if you die, everything always fill these pots. Interesting.
I want to build a uh steps up to there.
how good are bows? are bows really good in this? whatever if i should start like, i should probably get a bow and like, pull them back and stuff right?
One at a time.
They are.
We'll look into that.
Gonna grab my corpse and go back to the base real quick.
Where is my corpse? Is that it there? No, what is my corpse even look like?
I don't even know what I'm leading.
You are coming with me.
Dude, I have no clue where my body is right now.
Oh, there it is.
Come on down, girl.
Harvest corpse?
Did I loot it?
Wait, what?
I'm confused.
How do I, uh, how do I loot that?
What?
My stuff is up on the previous one?
Oh.
Rude.
I had to skin it?
You guys are terrible.
Actual monsters.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, all my stuff is probably on my first corpse, it's a big hole.
Where's this guy?
There we go.
Maybe we can only have one per or something.
We're going to leave the dancer here.
Let's see if I'm making an iron bow.
Let's do a mace.
Ooh, an iron mace.
What's the difference here?
Do we want to do we want to flang iron mace or an iron mace?
Two handed great acts.
Oh, that sounds fun.
and crew tunting.
Shield smash, health damage 18, armor pen 24.
damage 14 armor pen 24. This is just better.
Interesting. Okay.
Oh, and this is armor pen 40 health damage 20.
With Sunder. And these have shield. What's the difference between shield smash and Sunder?
Let me get the highest damage one I think.
Oh, Warhammer is two-hand?
Is it?
Oh, it is. It's only two more damage on this one?
That's weird.
Look at that thing, though.
It's chungus-y.
I like it.
Okay
I like it
Improved hunting there. This is ass.
Powerful. Develop damage 6, damage 3.
This one's health damage 6.
Oh. Yeah, we don't have any good bugs yet.
Let's have a fight.
Okay, she's got her corpse.
I'll try to, at least.
Are the Communicers PVE? Yes.
Place the Dancer? I should.
I won't make it back.
What?
The Antlip had trophy? Why do you have that?
You weirdo.
Okay.
Yeah!
I see prey!
I go to the great feast.
Wait, did that go through my shield?
That was bad.
Prayer to Yaw.
What is that?
Whoa, what is this stuff?
Warpaint, Impaled Skull, and Delphari Sword.
Man, this is a much better combo than what we have on the floor.
Hey bud.
Alright, so where's my corpse though?
Did I kick?
No you didn't kick.
There's somebody kicked.
I want to see if I can...
Oh
Okay, there you go
Thank you a lot!
No, you're good.
Come on.
God dammit!
Barry, where were ya?
You're the sorcerer, sir.
You freaking absolute ass.
We need to not have to show the clip to do the special kickdown.
Oh, okay, thank you.
The other sorcerers just walk up and eat me.
Oh my lord.
That's so much damage.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
There's so much damage
Your corpse is by the hyena other bets are before isn't it? Yeah, we got to find it
I guess it's a various probably dead or there you will be missed
I'm just going to cap out.
All right.
Excuse me.
Damn, so I could respawn.
He's one person then
Man, I don't I don't like that dude that really sucks
Like that's gonna make clearing out camps in large areas a complete pain in the ass
I mean does this mean like if we do a dungeon and we die in a dungeon we have to clear all the way back down
Yeah, I don't know man
It seems like that doesn't seem good.
You know what I do?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to turn off dropping loot when I die.
Yeah, I'm going to turn that off for now because I mean, if they're going to respawn
Everything that just seems redundant. It's just not it's not like we can't we can't do a corpse run
There's no corpse run because everything responds
So
Excuse me, let's see how we like it like this
The language didn't work.
Or fighter too.
I
Said knock you out
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bring up a good fighter.
I'm just gonna remake my iron.
Because I have no idea where my quartz is at this point.
You can grab the rocks and slide down can you do that if you if you have if you're dragging someone
Oh, it sounds awesome
Nice.
All right.
Oh, I just realized my- no, we have to get my corpse. From the enemy camp, your body was northwest. Thank you.
Okay, yeah, we gotta get my corpse, man. We have to, because it has my dancer on it.
I'm gonna give my game to you.
Come on.
We're gonna put some stairs like right here, I think.
So we can kind of stare up to the top there.
See, it was like a minute of running around this thing.
Remember to give your fighter some food.
Oh my, how many foods right now?
I should.
So my body was northwest of the camp.
Let's go find her.
Oh, not this far.
Oh
That is so
I
Wait, I thought this thing had shield breakers. Oh, do I have to do stuff like that?
Follow her though, bro. This guy.
Wait, you shooting a berry?
Wait, what?
Berry?
Are you not dead?
Wait, how do I pick these guys up?
Like, oh god, oh god, oh god.
That asshole keeps killing it.
Hey wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You gotta move.
Why did you have that beat?
Your heart will be eaten.
Drink
Okay
Oh, they both provide what I'm providing?
Okay, awesome.
Whoa!
What the hell is all this?
Dude, jeez.
What the hell is this?
Taxidermy and Sheldon?
I mean, there's so much loot in this game.
That's awesome.
Oh, okay.
There's me.
What the hell is my- is that it?
Oh, there are things we can click on in the camps to learn how to do it, but I don't
Oh, there are things we can click on in the camps to learn recipes and stuff?
No kidding.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, no, don't mind me.
Get out of here.
Oh, God, that's the- that's the sorcerer.
Stay away, stay away, stay away!
Oh god that's the that's the sorcerer. Stay away, stay away, stay away!
Oh your sorcerer length is pretty damn. Sit down.
Stone guardian legs.
All right, we got us a carpenter, nice.
Yeah, Barry's still back in the camp. I don't know how to get him to like follow us back
home. I'm not sure how to do that with Mr. Barry.
Oh no, just finished.
All right, Barry, I'm gonna keep you here and you guard my camp right here.
All right, what is all this stuff?
First of all, stone, guardian, light, and sight, ohhhhhh.
This has a, this has a, it's a guardian.
What is all this, sorcerer spell page?
Skellos cult master armor and forgotten furnishings.
Burned linguist language black kingdoms.
Notes.
Oh, we can put notes on the ground and stuff.
Oh, they're like, they're like, scrolls.
That's kind of fun.
You're gonna have to leave notes for other people.
These are cool.
Got raw hide bindings inside.
Iron truncheons.
Dude, these steel poneyards are nice.
Is this a strength weapon, by the way?
Oh, it is.
Okay, chat, it's been a fluffing pleasure, I gotta get out of here, thank y'all so much
for hanging out with me, I appreciate it, I hope you guys enjoyed it, I hope you guys
guys have a great rest of your day, an excellent morning after
your evening, wherever you are around the globe. I'm out of
here for now. I will see you find folks tomorrow morning at
ADMET same bat time same bat place and we're going to go from
there. So as always, thank you so much for being here. And we'll
see you then. Have a great one. Bye bye.
We are the war of goodbyes!
You again?
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist.
We'll be quicker that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows and all, I see you're
Ignore the cloud, ignore mine. The villagers need your help, and the Vetrometis is no place for you to use.
It will be a difficult task, but together, you will rebuild this town, find the same place and hone your skills to prepare for the challenges ahead, and live forever.
For the eternal prison knows no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison, wanderer, no more from the unceasing grip of death.
I just hit him.
God!
Do one.
Do one.
Okay.
Dude, every time I fired somebody, so it's stupid for my right or left.
Okay.
Please, just let me shoot someone.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Sir.
Sir.
You little mother f***er.
Hold on, I gotta stay away so they don't aggro her.
No, don't aggro her!
No!
Don't aggro her!
Oh
God damn what
Okay
We're fine Great, no that's great, that's awesome,
that's fantastic I'm so glad, so glad that that happened
This cannot be it!
SO GOOD!
SO GOOD!
HAHAHAHAH
X
Can you do it faster?
If you do it too fast, it doesn't...
That's what happens
Yeah, so...
Oh wait, I just freeze it?
Bro, I just crashed the game
Don't do it too fast
It can't handle it
Okay?
It can't handle it
Oh, oh, that's how all right, um
So now what we can do is you can go here we can look at the other guy. So wait, what's the other guy we're looking at?
Does this count as a boss?
I don't even know.
No, I guess not.
Okay, that was hilarious.
Oh, that was actually great.
Yes!
How nice to do this back in the day.
Haha!
Yes!
Okay, fantastic!
Arise!
Thank you to our friends at Hooded Horse for this awesome helmet.
We will be trying out many lords.
Hahahaha!