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Cohhnan Exile ENHANCED (First Big Run!) - Kojima Kojima 2 this afternoon! - !Emberville is COOKIN'!
05-22-2026 · 1h 53m
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Yo, yo, yo, how we doing everybody good to see you?
Welcome to another day.
We've got a couple hours of code in coming at you this morning and then we're gonna
do some best training this afternoon.
I look like I'm in the best training blue ether stuff out of this.
It looks like my white game is off.
How's that, that looks somewhat normal?
That better?
There we go.
My pasty white self.
You look like you're going to play mouse.
I know, there you go, right?
All right, so today we got all sorts of stuff to do.
So one of the things I wanted to do today first is I wanted to take my bro, a JFK bro,
and I want to go get, I want to go to the elephant area.
And we're gonna see I don't even know if he can kill elephants, but we need to get elephant hide because that's gonna let us make him
his t3 armor
He made our t3 medium armor. We look I guess the word for it is fabulous
But yeah, we're gonna we're gonna go out now and see what we can be here
We also need to look at getting a new mount today we need to get a new mount today too
I can't see a single one in the lamp.
JFK kicking the last over there.
Like slide, power slide.
What happened to Red Dragon Rob?
We took him to the slums and he was eating.
Yep. Sorry Rob. A bad dude.
I hope Code didn't get any important scenes in Death Stranding last night.
I wouldn't say we got any important scenes, but I might say that we saw potentially the
most crazy 20 minutes of cinematics in gaming ever.
So, it's a bit of a thing, yeah, yeah.
No spoilers, I'm not gonna spoil it.
No, no, no, no, no, I would never spoil it.
Nope.
Nope, not even gonna mention where it was.
But yeah, I need this to say,
I'm excited to continue this afternoon.
Ha ha ha.
Did you find the underground areas in the city?
No, no, we still have a lot of the city to go over.
but what's happening is I'm putting our city exploration
a bit on pause because unfortunately our dude
is not only not in heavy armor, he's in T2 medium armor.
So what I'd like to do is update him to T3 heavy armor
and hopefully be able to take some of the people
in the slums so we can actually explore that area.
That's my plan.
But one of the ways we need to do that is get elephant hide.
So we gotta make our way over to get elephant hide.
We also got to get these guys on the way down because I have no idea what they all have and maybe that's the stuff
We need they just have Kite me. We don't need Kite
Forget on Kite
What hell yeah, we don't explore today boys and then after we get the heavy armor thing
I think we're gonna go down and do the sorcery
The sorcery thing I kind of want to I don't know what this fast travel mechanic is
But I kind of want to unlock it as soon as possible and I think going to that cave is a part of that
so
Interesting tan lines with that armor. My favorite part is the boob window
I think it looks dashing
I gotta say, kinda wish I was not playing this model right now with this armor, but what
are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Mm-hmm.
I bet this armor will look pretty good under the right circumstances.
What names from the streams are being used currently?
Uh, a bunch.
We've got a bunch in the game right now.
Oh my god.
Uh.
Oh, I thought that was me.
I thought it was like you're dead.
Oh, damn.
The hell is this thing?
Let's see how long it'll take.
Oh, we probably want to mining pick this, don't we?
Whoa, okay. That's some cool stuff.
What am I looking at here? Oh, we don't want to be here. We want to be more north.
Uh, is that iron? Yeah.
So he's a little intense.
Zulex!
With Twitch crime.
A man washed his car with his son.
Son asks, why can't we just use a sponge?
I have a chicken proof lawn.
It's absolutely impeccable.
A short guy walks into a bar and exclaims, wow, that's a low bar.
Thank you for the content of the video.
Oh, that was...
Okay.
That took me a minute.
Thank you so much, buddy. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you
Finger faying rock. What is this new journey like mountain here? Whoa, but okay
Oh
Oh, there we go.
Whoa!
Wait, there's a dude here somewhere? Is he up there?
Dude.
Oh, I don't think we're gonna be able to do this. I think we need more stamina for this, don't we?
I don't know about this for a try.
Oh chat saying that probably more stamina.
Okay.
Well we'll come back later.
That's cool though.
I didn't know things like that existed in this game.
That's fun.
Damn look at that.
Wow.
Go east my son.
go east my son hey big bad brain what's up
what is emberville coming out we're coming on an early access late summers
the current plan that can always change but the plan right now is late summer
what does that sound okay and early access is gonna be like the first biome
uh, four weapon types, a handful of villagers, it's gonna be like the base, and it's pretty
much immediately gonna enter heavy belt for the next couple of years, at least.
Oh man, I had, I had such a moment yesterday. I had such a moment chat. It's, I can't tell
you how incredible it is to see systems and things that we've been talking about for
literal years, like how they were gonna work, how they were gonna be designed, and
yesterday I got the first look at essentially what is the not yet finally
polished but finally implemented features, like one of the big features, and
oh man dude, I got goosebumps. It was a, you know what, I'll go ahead and
spoil it. It was the, it was the world map system, so whenever you enter and
leave the Petromanus. We used to do this kind of like almost half of Exile node based
Delve system. And it worked and we liked it. That was the plan to go with that. But the
entire team felt like it fractured the world and it made the game feel more compartmentalized.
Didn't feel as immersive as it could. So one of the things we did was we changed that whole
system now. So now when you go to the Vetromedis, it's one big map. And you have your little
guy and the fog of war of what you've uncovered. And like your journey is going to be uncovering
this giant map. And then whenever you travel around, you can like go to the different waypoints
on this one singular map and, and, and travel around where you want to go. So it's, it's,
it's a, I saw that the system like fully implemented yesterday and oh man, it was, this is going
to be good. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be very fun. I can't wait. Very excited.
Oh, we're close. What is that? And will it kill me? God, I'm so hot. There's a giant
snake and there's a giant dog. I don't really like either of these things. You
know what? We're gonna see if we're gonna keep our eye on the prize. We're just
gonna go right on through to the we got a goal right now we got a mission we got
a mission and I feel like if we do this mission then killing these bigger
things is gonna be a lot easier
co please your cheeks are hanging out what no they are maybe a little I'm sorry
I don't mean to be wearing this armor it's just it's literally the best thing I
can wear right now, I'm sorry. I know, I look so ugly.
So after we get our elephant stuff taken care of, and we go down and work on this next
area, I think that unlocks sorcery, and I think sorcery unlocks transmog. And then we
can just pick an armor set that looks badass, and we can go ahead and do that. So I'm looking
forward to that for sure. I don't even think the game had transmog when I played it last.
I don't even think I got magic when I played this game last, so I mean we barely touched
it. I don't even know if magic was in the game when I played it last. I want one of
these when we need some branches and some twine. I figure we should go ahead and put
one of these out here. Okay, let's take a look here. So we're currently at the Imperial
Highway. Damn, there's some cool looking stuff here. Who's this? Well, random guy? Hi? Oh,
It's you!
Wait a second.
Huh.
This is the guy that was back in the uh, the village.
Oh, interesting.
You're saying the same things that he said in the town.
So maybe he just moves around the map.
Okay, we don't have any new ore or anything over here, do we?
No, that looks just like straight iron.
Okay.
Good, good.
Oh, hyenas.
We haven't fought a hyena in a while.
Let's see how it goes.
Okay.
I gotta do more of that attack, I think.
This is going a bit smoother than last time, but just a wee bit.
Oh, I need to be going like northeast, going way too far south.
Your minion is JFK? Yeah. I'm a history buff.
Good show.
Aero Gwin, thank you for that five bomb dude, I appreciate that. Thank you, thank you.
This game is making me want to play in shrouded so bad, dude, I know.
I'm like having to hold back when playing that game.
Try so hard to wait for 1.0.
It's not easy, Chad.
Not easy.
Alright, man, we're getting kinda close.
I'm gonna laugh my ass off when we get here and every elephant's like a threescull.
Sorry.
Hello, caribou.
It's supposed to be right over here.
I hope it's on top of maybe.
Let's go around here and see if we can leap around.
Ow.
Oh, we should also go back.
Let me go back down to the cave.
Let's stop by here and kill that croc again.
Mm-hmm
That'll be fun your stomach or something I think you don't know
Journey completed island survivor multiple journey. Oh wait, what?
What was island survivor was that survive?
That was weird. Oh that was a little strange
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no come on me
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Thank God I got stuck.
Sorry, Lockjaw, not today, buddy!
Not today!
Let's go.
Oh, desert berry bush seeds.
I don't know if we need desert berries, but...
Now we got a bunch of seeds if we wanna make some.
Oh shit.
I
That big smash though.
Oh, the setup and the knockdown.
You love to see it.
What is this thing?
Tooth necklace.
What's this treasure?
What do we do with that?
Whoa.
More paint dogs of the desert equipped.
Okay.
Okay. I'm apparently a dog of the desert.
Oh, wait.
The sword suck this great sword suck. Maybe I'm trying going spear
Not I'd like I'm great sword feels like it's great to
We gotta be really close
They started for the pre-sway
Hi you
I think I'm gonna try to get a spear.
Whoa!
Skata with a 20 gift bomb dude!
Thank you Skata!
I really appreciate that man.
Everything's good if you are good, get good.
I mean that's fair.
Should I try to cap this guy in the smith?
Is that even a thing?
Cap that fool?
Wait, he doesn't have a- he doesn't have a stun here.
Oh
You can't cap NPCs with skulls. Oh
Okay, thanks anyway
Bro, this is pretty good. Oh my god, and actually it looks so much better than mine
Oh, I'll take it for that alone. Okay. It looks so much better. All right
I'm sorry, I'll take the stat in.
I can't deal with that boob window.
Are you healing?
Why aren't you healing?
Oh, dude, I gave you like nine food.
How are you already out?
I gave you nine food before we left.
You're just chungusing that food.
Okay.
Okay, let's poke around this camp and see if there's anything cool here.
Got that.
Got that warp paint.
Oh, dude, nice!
Hell yeah.
Man, I love the chests in this game.
full of random stuff. Like it makes it so much more interesting to run around and loot.
What?
Here, keep that in mind.
I'm gonna have your sword.
I'm gonna have your sword.
Oh, you know what? I think that's, that's body to play with a sword.
Just doing that big heavy attack all the time.
Wailing around with it.
Okay.
Let's go over here.
Are we close? We're close.
Give him one or two stacks of gruel, because they chug food.
Oh, I can feed them gruel?
I thought we could only train them with gruel.
Well, that's cool.
I'm totally going to put these dogs or the desert things around our place.
Um, oh, a raw hide bedroll.
Yo, trail jerky.
Dude, awesome.
I don't even know these desert berries.
Do we need desert berries for anything, Chat?
What do we want to do with desert berries?
Fossilized bone. That's kind of interesting.
Stygian earthenware jugs.
We'll put the brassiers back in base, those are pretty cool.
I missed the jailer's cage.
Oh, thank you.
Hi.
A three.
Whoa, and he's mine?
Wait, what?
What?
Can I pick him up?
Where's he going?
We can rescue NPCs?
We got a free friend?
That is so cool!
I had no idea that was a thing.
Uh, what is this?
Paine for a wrap.
Follower damage for armor value 60.
Sure would take that.
Hell yeah, man, they can do it.
This stuff's almost dead, but whatever we do with it.
Um, I'm gonna keep up, we can drop the pawning, I guess.
I'll break down the lights up and I still upon your arms. You can break that down
Don't need the kite and I don't need this stuff. Yeah, all right. Let's keep going
Hey, soul
Must be nice to have a friend you don't pay dude. I know that's what it's just thinking oh
Man
Uh, what do we got over here? This looks interesting.
Please have something cool in here.
Please have something cool in here.
Come on, something cool. Come on, try your chest or something.
Oh.
Okay.
So I don't see anything, but it's definitely a thing. That's kind of cool.
Maybe this is for a quest or something.
Hmm. I left the carpenter in the camp. How do I, how do I, wait, where, did I, can, how
do we bring him with us? Because I mean, I can't, can he follow me? Can I just like have
him follow him, follow me home? But then what happens to my other guy? Yeah, dude, no JFK's
not following me though. Can I like send them home somehow? How do I do this?
Can I, if I make tell you to follow and then I tell you to return, is he gonna go
back to my base?
Okay.
You can rescue them through the follower tab.
How do I rescue this man through the follower tab?
I don't see the button.
Oh, oh, oh!
Rescue.
Eight minutes, ten seconds.
Oh, God.
Okay.
So, for now, I'm going to go ahead and save this guy.
Um, let's just pull you not here. No.
Okay.
I'm just going to pop you here for now.
Okay. Let's do this, I guess.
Oh yeah, let's, we can go put them in the ruins.
That's a good call.
Because I need JFK. JFK's my boy.
This man is my boy.
He's got my gearies level. He's kicking ass.
What are we going to name this guy? I don't know.
We'll name him when we get back. Get to him in the pool.
Yeah. Uh, came ups.
yesterday like maybe after you get done with Conan DS to perhaps we'll see I
don't know k-bops I need to get it working on my main computer so I need to
troubleshoot that a little bit more but yeah in terms of the date for
Emberville we don't have a date yet no we well I mean we have we have dates
internally but we haven't announced it yet there are to put it bluntly there
There are some, there's a lot of interesting things going on in the back end right now
that were, that are both in our control and not in our control that we need, that we're
waiting to kind of like get the info on before we announce the final date.
So there's a surprising amount of things that go into picking a date for your game release
as I have recently found out, and it's a cacophony of different factors.
So we have a couple of factors that we're waiting on, essentially.
So we will let you know as soon as we know.
But again, we've already said late summer this year, and we want to keep, the next time
we say something, we want to be either 100% or as sure as we can be.
So we're trying not to just throw stuff out there that we're not sure of.
So that's kind of where we are right now.
We would much rather just kind of like be reserved and not guess, essentially.
Yeah.
But we'll know soon.
We'll know within, you know, we're gonna, as we get closer, we'll, we'll, we'll get there.
We're getting there.
All right.
So much elephant hide did we get?
We got 53.
Now, if I look, I don't think I can, can I look at the, uh, let's see, I wonder if I
I can actually look at the blueprint.
I can't tell if you can.
I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of a sickness thing.
That's just wrecking me.
Okay, let's keep going.
How is it to experience the dev promising dates on the other side?
Well, you know, just like everything in Emberville, man, I'm trying to take all the things I've
learned over the years and apply them.
And one of those things is, it always bothers me when companies give a bunch of dates, because
it makes you feel like you're not even sure what's going on on their side, so that's what
we're trying to avoid.
That's exactly what we're trying to avoid.
Which I deployed all the time, how much did I make?
Awesome.
If I want the most skin, I'm using an axe.
Or am I using a skinning blade?
you know if I want skin maybe a skinning knife is a good option probably
should have thought that one through before I that's that's that whole like
you know baby baby think about before you talk a little bit yeah
I'm gonna have me an elephant yes okay yes all right okay turns out the elephants don't
like every other baby's stuff.
Beautiful.
Crazy.
Backwards world in the game.
I'll take out his back ankle.
He means that both you literally and figured it
Okay, except these last couple that were heading home
What's going on up there?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, I'm sorry,
I didn't see, that's my bad.
Do not get hit by that charge. Do not get hit by that charge. That's gonna be a one-shot?
Probably? Oh god, a tiger. It's a tiger.
Can we ride elephants?
I think there's a way over there too.
You can?
Oh dear, awesome.
Oh god.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Okay.
Okay, I will.
I currently have 523 pounds of 376.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank the developers for adding the max tier per
for the landing tree to be able to move at full speed while encumbered.
One of the coolest things I've ever seen in a survival sandbox game.
Thank you.
I love it.
I don't think I've ever seen a game that's done that before.
are not far from where you are aren't horses like over here where wait where
are horses well we're here should we go for a horse
Oh, 1-2 up north?
Oh!
Uh, okay.
Hold shift.
Let's go take a look.
I would definitely love to get a horse.
Can I get through the wall or whatever?
Am I able to do that at this stage of the game?
Are you the- you're not the three, are you?
No.
What are you thinking about?
I'm going on an adventure today.
When I tell him to return, does that mean return to me?
I'm not telling him to return to his bind or something crazy, am I?
Yeah, okay, cool.
Aw, he's getting a little drink.
Oh, cute little toy gun.
Oh, shit.
Oh, dude, this isn't right.
I appreciate it, but get out of there, bro, get out of there!
Dude, this tiger is out there, but holy shit.
Okay, okay, good, good, what are you you're doing
Have a lasting feast my dude, hopefully that'll be for a while
We need my water
Hmm, should I just like climb up over this?
This is the wind rose music right now.
Oh, this is bad, isn't it?
It's gonna work?
Oh, hell yeah.
Nope, nope, nope, we did.
Damn, that would have worked.
I think I'm going there anymore stamina
What is this what's what is standard the size of your stamina? Yeah, man. We got it. We gotta get some bread
Yeah, there's an I don't think we'd be able to climb this
There's a tunnel near the waterfall?
Oh, is there?
Shit.
I missed that.
We're going to try going this way, I think.
Excuse me.
Hey, couch.
excuse me
hey couch
have I tried hard enough?
apparently not
apparently not
oh
compact mule elephants
but need a mod to ride them
uh susie do you want to do that mod?
which one do you guys want to do it?
we'll figure it out
Uh, okay.
A lot of bones.
Oh, more.
Eugh!
Freeze the flesh!
Ew.
What is that?
What's going on, ass?
Yeah, we're gonna have to go back. I don't think we can even go this way. Okay
Damn, that means we're gonna have to run by that tiger again
Bummer
What about says will Emberville be streamer friendly?
Yes, I don't see any reason it shouldn't be we're making all of our own music and so there's no DMCA and
And there'll be lots of accessibility options and stuff. We're planning for 1.0.
So, I mean...
Yeah, I think so.
You're going west, not north. I know, I'm going back west to see if you can find that tunnel.
Because apparently if I keep going here, we can't go north here, and we were like going here.
So I don't even know if we can get back that way. I don't know how that works. I've never been to the side of the map
Man he had a lasting feast we already ate all of it bro
yeah we're gonna when we go when we go back to town we're getting some gruel
I'm gonna look I'm gonna give him like 500 gruel
okay we got for a toy girlfriend
Dark heresy close beta is live.
Awesome.
Alright, so the path is here somewhere?
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here.
I am riding the tiger he's the... no, no, no.
Almost.
Yeah.
The other waterfall towards the white tiger.
Oh, back there.
Oh, more west.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Cool.
The Shattered Basin.
Hell yeah, dude.
Hey, Siri.
Ooh, what's this flower over here?
This is new.
A Sera's Glory.
Okay.
Do you have something unique?
Her?
Wow, great.
Okay, more boars.
Some elks.
Oh, what's this?
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Damn, bro.
That almost got me.
Oof, health.
This is just regular iron, right?
Yeah.
And this is where you make a beautiful base.
I don't know if we need wolfpelt or anything, but we're going to go ahead and get a bunch
here. Hey, Toy Radio, what's up, buddy?
Gotta keep an eye on my phone today, because, uh, oh no!
Damn it!
One second guys
Let me I got you in Sophie. Let's not be right back
Vods, you know what to do. Oh god, I might die here. Hopefully hopefully I don't die
All right a door got left open when my kids left
Not dead awesome. All right
Alright, horsies. Oh, that's not a horse, that's a deer. It's like a small horse, but
you can't ride it. Hi, how are you? Hi. Oh, you gotta freaking move over to say hi?
Maybe more north for the horses?
Not really seen anything over here yet.
Love all the rain here.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Are you a triple skull?
One skull.
Oh shit, don't do it.
There were baby horses under the aqueduct?
Really?
Oh man, I must have totally messed up.
Great.
Is this where Mordor is?
I'm sorry.
What do we got here?
Whoa
Ready?
See who lives
Okay, we'll just chillin' up there.
Some more warthogs.
That's a bear.
Oh, God.
Nice.
Nice.
The Northern Aqueduct.
Okay.
You're looking a bit dry.
I think I'm near here.
Those horses are wolves.
I think those are horses.
Nope, wolves, horses, wolf horses.
Warfus?
What the hell? What am I looking at? Those are wolves, right?
Yeah, that's a little path of wood.
Oh, shit!
Now I need to release them!
Oh!
That's rough, that's rough.
Okay, so back to our base, we're going to have to do another little trip, however we're
going to have to make a trip to go rescue JFK I think, but we may be able to make his armor
before we go, which will be nice.
That can be good.
Also gonna get more healing and we gotta look get a bunch of glue for him to
For sure although JFK may die
Oh, it says he's scouting so many is not dead
You could rescue follower to teleport him, but he will lose all items on him.
I can teleport them from anywhere on the map.
I'm gonna make them all do armor anyway so I don't care if they leave you stuck.
Now we gotta wait ten minutes, don't we?
Okay, three.
Man, we didn't get the horse.
I feel like we were close to getting the horse,
but we didn't get quite where we needed to be.
Bummer, bummer.
Here's our base.
maybe rescue the carpenter I can't do anything right now unfortunately because I just attacked
something so I don't think I can rescue anything for a while yeah we're gonna rescue both of
them let's let's get our we're gonna get our spear made I'm gonna try making a really nice
spear. And what is the best spear we can make? A steel trident. That sounds pretty cool.
I think we'll try that.
Spears are terrible, are they? Are spears terrible?
I've heard mixed things what do you guys need to oh they're going
I love the daggers yeah daggers are awesome you know we could we could do
We could do a dagger build where we apply bleed and we let our tank do the tanking.
That can be fun.
I'm going to try the Trident though, but I don't want to try the Trident.
Where did I get these weapons?
These perfected weapons.
Perfect Spear is 33 armor pen 9.
The Trident is 32 armor pen 8.
So I'm gonna make one of these, man.
Yeah.
I don't know where I got these weapons, but they're badass.
Those are for a request reward. Damn.
Good spin.
Spirit doesn't bleed, does it?
Oh, no, our first full chest, shoot.
Um, oh wait, no, it's not full, it just did that dumb thing, because, what were they thinking?
What in the hell were they thinking, dude?
Jesus.
Okay.
Ugh.
What was that sound?
This one outside?
Please.
Uh, okay.
Hi, cat.
Hi, cat.
I'm gonna have all my cats hanging out in my storage room.
Let's see, skins.
There we go.
Put all that in.
Who's this?
Explosive Guardian Head.
I ain't a pelt with that in there.
Uh, okay.
We're going to break all that down for now.
Oh, I don't have a steel skin in there.
What's also so incredibly dumb about this system, and again, I can't, I can't, ugh,
this is driving me crazy, like how do you do this?
So when you open the thing, if you have a bunch of, like if you open the, if you open
a chest and you hit Q to quick stack, this becomes give all.
But then if you put in something, it, oh wait, it didn't go back to, it didn't do that before.
Last time I did that, it went to, and that's why I float on it.
I don't know, I hate the system so much.
I hate the system.
That is, oh, that is crazy dude.
That is crazy.
Okay.
Hmm.
Artarus says I got it subbed somehow.
You can actually look in your, your options.
You can look in your Twitch profile and see where you got yourself, somebody gifted it
to you, which is pretty cool.
Alright, we're gonna break all... I can't break down those. Break down all that for now.
Yeah, I don't want those. I'm gonna break those down too.
Um...
Okay.
Can those break down?
Interesting. Okay.
Well, these are what I put down.
These actually look pretty cool.
Oh, that's poppin'.
Okay. Okay. So making good progress. Let's see right here. You go back here. Heavy
coin you know we just got some money buddy damn what if I should grind it down
I'm gonna do a live because with this I think we can make the alchemy base right
oh first of all let's make this while we're thinking about it
Dude, is one of my people dying?
Why do I keep hearing this terrible sound?
Is that just the sound that saves me?
Is it you? The hurt?
No, y'all. Chillin'. Okay.
Hmm.
Hmm.
That's weird.
Do they have food?
Um, last I checked, they have a ton of food in our community food thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, tons of food.
These slaves just make general slave sounds because that's unfortunate I tell you man
such whiny slaves am I like that?
Let's spin some Desperate Bush.
Uh, okay.
Let's do Compost.
Oh.
Do we need more plant fiber?
You guys are, oh man, are we actually low on plant fiber?
Oh god.
Okay.
I'll put the treasure in there for now.
You heard a cat?
We got lots of kettos.
Where do we make the alchemical base?
Oh, it's over here, isn't it?
Cool.
Cool.
All right, once we finally get this out chemical base, you can start making leaves.
I'm pretty sure are better health pots.
I hope so.
Wait, why can't I make that?
Okay.
Oh, there we go.
That was weird.
Wait, no, I can't.
can't. What's going on right now? Okay. We're going to try that. See how we like it. It's
good okay it's really good okay so we gotta go back and get JFK have a look in
here
JFK is returning home returning home what does that mean are they actually
moving
What does that mean?
Because that sounds cool, that could be good, right?
I'll come back to it as a signed spot.
Can I assign a spot for one of these guys remotely?
Because I don't think the Crafter 3 has a remote spot, right?
Thank you.
I don't even remember the name of the stuff.
Here.
We need heavy padding.
We need a lot of heavy padding.
heavy padding take.
That would be the Tanner?
No, it's not the Tanner.
Heavy padding is also the armor?
Oh.
Oh, we're gonna need to get some thick leather going here.
What can we turn into thick leather rhino hide?
Yep. Okay, that's gonna take a while.
Okay, so we're going to hope the JFK returns home here, that would be super convenient.
While we're waiting on the heavy armor to get made here, let's start working on this
little bit.
We want the Hurtinian, so we can make the best play, and...
Great.
Oof.
Not for us, but that's awesome.
Where'd you tell JFK to guard last time we'll go home there?
Right here, these guards should be like right around here.
Yeah.
Hi, it's your name, bro.
What's up?
Welcome to the team, buddy.
Awesome.
I spelled that right?
Yes.
Welcome.
Okay.
Let's see.
Okay, let's see, we can't return the other guy home yet, right?
It's got like an hour cooldown or something crazy.
Yeah, so I think we're gonna have to go try to get JFK.
I think we're gonna need to try to do this, that, or we can go to the town and
try to get another fighter.
That's another option, I can bring another fighter and go try to recruit another dude, but.
I kind of want to, I feel like we should go try to get JFK.
Maybe try to get a horse while we do it too.
Let's see that.
Let's see that.
Misses, I saw my name.
Yeah, you're in here somewhere, Bruma.
You got pulled out yesterday.
Yeah, you're in here somewhere, dude.
Can I make a steel truncheon?
Where is uh, where's the thrall stuff
Elevators
All the energy looks great all this stuff dude, you need all that eventually survival
Pickaxe
Whoa, what is this a combination of a hatchet and a pick for cutting stone and harvesting wood. Yeah
Why get a vault
When we can normal plan to know
This is the next one level 50 steel charging
I'm a cunning linguist, chap.
I would say two makes me cunning, right?
What kind of linguist?
Uh, let's do... ooh, numbing wraps.
That's good.
I'll meet you for your points.
Okay, let's keep going.
Alright.
I think we're about set to move.
Man, I really wish KFK would have just popped back up here. They'd be so handy.
Oh man.
I don't think that's gonna happen though.
Alright, let's go see if we can get him.
We know we could do. We could do. Hold on. Just maybe.
Uh, Alphalulf. At mods, can you have co-read this? Just wanted to say I am so
thankful for you and your co-mume a tee that you have curated over the years. A
greater one? My wife and I have been watching for at least five to six years
now and your content is top-notch. I'm off to you and to everyone here. I really
appreciate that dude. Thank you so much dude. What is this thing? Holy shit!
What's your name, bro, Jax or HD? Welcome to the team, dude. Is this like a special one or something?
Because that's a lot bigger than our last one. You got one before and he did not look like that.
It's a greater rhino it's an alpha you got the greater rhino and the greater
elephant that's crazy luck if you weren't trying for them no no I wasn't
trying for them at all and we just this is that's the first this is second rhino
we've made because our first one died sorry Rob and our that was our first
elephant we've ever we've ever taken let's ride him oh we're gonna I'm gonna
to ride them out to get JFK I think.
Is this game fun?
I'm having a very good time with it.
Yeah, this game's in a really good place right now.
It's got a little bit of jank, but it's got a whole lot of fun stuff too.
Yep.
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh, can we not ride the big ones?
Can we not ride the big ones the rhino that needs to be made by me?
No, that's right rhino travels out of light.
You need to place a stable to turn the rhino into a mount.
No, wait, what?
No, with our last Rhino, I think we just put a saddle on it.
I can't seem to do that with this one.
So you can't ride greater animals.
Oh.
Well, that kind of stinks.
Damn, I got these guys to ride. I didn't get them to look pretty.
Now we gotta see, hold on, if that's a greater one of those, hold up, hold up.
I'll figure you. Oh man.
Oh
Wow
There the riders a lot better look at that 2400 versus 500
What's your name my dude?
One bite left
Okay
So we're gonna have to get um
We're gonna have to get some more of these guys, I guess. Yeah, okay
Guess we're on foot for now. We don't really have a mountable creature. We've got a shale back and a jaguar
I think I can ride a jaguar
Let's just head out for now
I want to get over to our boy
Is this
They're gonna like that range
Really like that range the damage is great, but hopefully when we have a companion with a son of me
That'll be something nice.
Do I have NPC raids enabled? Not right. I don't think so. Is that a purge? We haven't done a purge yet.
I can find horses north of my base up here. I thought I had to go over here.
Spears agility or strength?
What's a strength?
What's a greater right there, isn't it?
I
Love that music
Alright, so we're gonna try to go like up through here and then go right over to him
We haven't really been up here, so we'll take a look at him over doing this
Do you run faster with your weapon in?
Seems like you do a little bit, maybe?
Have you found a weapon type that's more fun?
Uh, not- I haven't found a weapon type that I've really, like, fallen in love with yet.
I think I've, like, Katana the best.
So, Katana was- was really fast, and I liked its range.
But I can't get another Katana until, like, the little 60.
And I'm...
46.
So...
Oh shit.
All right.
KFK got back.
How do I respect my points, chat?
I want to respect my points. I want to put more points in the stamina.
Can I do that at this stage of the game or is that like endgame?
It used to be a Yellow Lotus potion, but it's not that anymore.
Does anyone know a potion of B-Steel Memory?
Oh. Okay, so we can actually craft it right now.
I'm gonna take a look here in a minute.
I hope the requirements are too obscene.
So Chat, what we're gonna do
Is we're gonna go see if we can respect we're gonna make as much heavy armor for JFK as we can and
We're gonna go down to the sorcerers cave I
Think we have to do the sorcerers cave before we start I want to start working towards fast travel
So we're gonna we're gonna do that now
We're gonna do that now
You need two fighters by your side. I don't think we can have two fighters
I think we can only take one fighter with us
I don't think that's a thing
Can I stop stealing kids no I can't
All your kids are belong to me
Oh, you know what? I need more play at 5 or anyway, don't I?
Got some of this on the way back. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God, what is this thing doing?
Don't follow me. Stop it. Stop it.
Oh, you can't do your special weapon move when you're over-encumbered.
Interesting.
Park Sonius, I agree, man, right, right?
You could make like your own, what was that, what was that old movie where the dude trained
the army of small children to go to the town and steal stuff for him?
What was that little orphan Annie or something?
See, we should be able to do that in this game.
I should be able to kidnap human kids, break them on the wheel, obviously, and then send
my army of children in to leave everyone in the major city.
of her twist. There we go. Oliver Twist. We just got Oliver Twist these days. Easy.
You can have two followers with max authority. That's interesting. So we can bring in JFK
and his future buddy. JFK is only a fighter level two. He's just a standard fighter too.
So I think we can find like named guys and stuff. So we're going to want to try that
eventually. That's what it really could pop out of there.
Pop all our seeds in here.
Where's my boy JFK?
She's been right here.
Where are you at?
There's my boy.
What's up, dude?
Oh, you look so good in this JFK.
Oh my god, bro. Dude!
Let's see what else we can do.
We're looking at Hrptenian.
Okay.
We should still have a bunch of heavy padding, or a bunch of thick leather being made.
We need to make some more here.
Yeah, it's still being made.
Good.
Looking in our skin area.
Does it say if it breaks down into thick hide as opposed to normal hide?
I don't think I want to break down my mirror pellets.
Oh, here, it's thick hide.
Perfect.
Perfect.
There's a generic thick hide.
Great.
That's what we need.
That's what we need.
Perfect.
What can I do with bugs?
What can I do with bugs?
Oh my gorsh, come here JFK, my man, here we go, oh this is so big, these upgrades are
so big for him. Yeah, this is armor's flying up. We're gonna make him a bunch of Steve
rule as well. Um, don't think we have enough for the next one yet. Oh, we do. So you need,
you just need gloves and boots, right, bro? Gloves and boots, gloves and boots, boots
boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants.
Let's do, oops, then we'll do gloves next.
Let's just go ahead, I mean, there's really no reason
not to have our other guys be armored, right?
Like, why not?
There's what, I mean, maybe when we get base invaded,
they can help defend or something, I don't know.
Ooh, over there.
Oh, by the way, I haven't looked at this yet.
But I need to.
I don't know if I'm going to like it.
Somebody told me this last night and I was like, oh, are you serious?
Let me see.
So you know how yesterday I was saying how awesome it would be if this game had the,
The auto sorting chests?
Well apparently they sell them on the store
So apparently it's not just a cosmetic store I don't know where it is, but apparently there is
One of these things I have not where are they chat I want to look at them. Where are they?
Yeah, I agree. I hate dude. I yeah soul smottos is that's enough reason for me not to buy the game
I agree. No, I think I think this is this is horribly shitty when they do this when they when they put QL behind the pain thing
I think that's that's that's that's that's slimy is what that is. That's slimy. Yeah
Because that's the kind of stuff that should be in the game
So I don't know where it is exactly and I want to see it, but apparently apparently there are chests
Where do I where do I look at these? I want to see these things. Where are they?
somebody said you can buy them I want you see them
are you sure it's not a mod no somebody told me last night there isn't there's
something you can buy off the store for this maybe okay was he wrong was that
wrong is that if that's wrong that's great hopefully I was one guy if I got
one guy that's awesome the paid ones don't auto sort it's a chest skin where
Where are those? Maybe that's what he was talking about. Where are those? Where are the chest skins?
You got one guy? Hey, I get one guy all the time. That's why I talk about him. Bottom left one has a skin.
No, I don't think so.
Yeah, maybe I did get one guy.
These all look cosmetic.
Sorcery one of chapter one.
This all looks cosmetic.
Um, let's check the sorcery out.
Oh, Chronicles of Sorcery.
There's a lot. Oh!
That looks to be just cosmetic.
This stuff looks awesome.
A specialized resource container for raw ores.
A specialized resource container for raw hides.
These are sorting chests.
This is what the guy told me.
Is it only those two?
Specialized storage container wood cutting.
So it's just like PoE?
PoE is free to play!
It's very different!
That's yeah, I don't man. Oh
You shouldn't like it this is the thing about it is it's just like it's just like fall 76 dude
It's not it's not it's not gray. It's binary. It's yes or no
Does the game that I paid money for make me pay more money for
QLL features is that a yes or no question in this game?
It looks like that's a yes, and that sucks and I hate that I
I hate that
That is saying they don't sort you know what god damn it. I'm I'm I'm sick of being told the wrong shit
I'm buying one of these boxes you win this round fun, Tom because I'm sick of being told the wrong shit. Hey one second. Oh
My god, one of you, please tell me how these things work properly. Okay?
one second
Literally four people said they all work in different ways when I looked over in chat, so we're gonna do this ourself
done listen to you fools
don't wait I have to get a one-time code
it's been Google I don't trust Google anymore I know no at this point no I
don't trust anyone trust no one I'm ex filing this chat you heard I'm ex
I'm just smiling at this.
All right.
Six nine, six nine, four, 20, there we go.
Try to put my code in.
All right.
This is worth 10 bucks to figure out how this is.
Almost done, Chad.
I'll spend 10 bucks so you don't have to.
All right, let's answer this officially.
Okay, so I'm gonna go to here,
and I'm gonna buy the mining one.
And what we're looking for is if it's just a skin, whatever.
If it's just a skin, whatever.
I don't care.
But if it does any kind of like additional functionality,
that is suck.
But if it's just a skin, like whatever, cool.
We can label, they give us the ability to label,
That's fine. That's not a big deal.
This sturdy storage container is favored by artisans who seek to keep their tools and materials safe and organized. The iron bunk hunters are reinforcing. Okay, okay.
Storage container in mind.
Okay.
So is it is it just a standard box? Is that all it is? Let me see. Let me make sure it
doesn't like auto quicksort or something. Holy shit it does! Oh come on Funcom! Come
Come on, man! That's bullshit!
Jesus Christ, dude!
That was $10 to buy that shit.
God damn it.
This makes me want to alt-F4 right now.
I hate this.
I hate when companies do this.
I hate when companies do this.
That is basic functionality that should be in the game.
Ugh!
I should not have to pay for that, dude.
I should not have to pay for that.
is so shitty. Again, it's different if the game is free to play.
I would, I would say it's a little bit different.
If you, if your game is free and you want to charge a little bit for some QOL,
that's one thing. But if you're a basic game and a basic functionality of
sorting by type is not in your game, and then you make people pay for that,
shit, that sucks. Is it actually auto sorting? No, look, look, look, look,
check it out. Let me show you exactly what's going on here.
Let me show you exactly what's going on.
If I put down a chest and I hit Q Q
That's what happens. That's Q Q
So quicksort
Stack all that's what I just did
If I go to this chest and I go Q Q it only puts the oars in
Which would be so handy if we had that for our normal stuff
Oh, damn it.
Harvester of the Seas says, okay, I'm gonna go buy that now.
Don't go to...
...fingerage this shit.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.
This is everything that's wrong with gaming.
Is these boxes.
I'm very disappointed to see if I can't do this.
That sucks.
That really sucks.
Oh
That really took the wind out of my sales team
I almost I almost just quit this game. Just all teff forward and just park the playthrough. I
Hate this stuff. I can't tell you I hate this stuff so much
Hmm, I just soured my mood so much
Is that so that's that's exactly what we were talking about wanting that's exactly what we were talking about yesterday
Was that functionality and I think I had to be ten dollars for that ten dollars I had to pay for that
Basic as QOL
Yeah, I'm done. Sorry. Sorry. I'm gonna take an early lunch
I'm gonna take an early lunch and we're gonna come back and we're gonna play guest training to
That man I was having a really really good time until that I really was like I was I was
And I may go back. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be real. I may I may go back, but like I just I'm just too
It's too frustrating right now. It's too. It's too
Yeah, goddamn dude
That is just I that's ski be that makes that makes me feel like
Ski be playing that game
That makes me feel like I don't want to I don't want to show that you know like
Oh, anyway, all right, I'll be back in a little bit.
We're going to play just training this afternoon.
I'm sorry to log out so quick.
I just, I just, I just, I just don't want to do that right now.
I just don't, I just don't want to, I don't want to do that right now.
We will probably be back to funcom.
Eight Conan exiles.
I do, I do want to do more in there.
I want to see more.
I do want to make more stuff, but I just, I just, yeah, I need to go.
Okay.
I'll see you guys in just a little bit.
I'll be back soon.
You again.
By order of Mordaxius, the true master of the Acolytes, your life must remain vanquished.
Don't resist.
We'll get quicker that way.
All these empty houses with nothing but sorrow and shadows and all, I see you can do.
Ignore the clouds in your mind.
The villagers need life, and the Petrometers is no place for you.
It will be a difficult task, but together, we will rebuild this town.
Find the city, make it, and hone your skills to enable the challenges ahead.
For the eternal prison knows no bounds.
There's no way out of this prison, wanderer.
No more from the unceasing grip of death.
Hi.
Oh, God!
D's nuts, that's who!
I saw a chicken, it's a fendin' rat!
I'm fired, Shadow's fired.
I really hope one of them disconnects and starts slamming towards me,
Does that make a fun little...
No? Not gonna happen? Okay.
Oh!
So they both did?
Best Rangers.
Hi! Well met, Mom.
Ah, no need for all that fiddle-faddle.
So what should we call you?
Fiddles-faddle.
Oldies good enough.
As in...
The Orcas.
yes oh how bad is it how bad is it these nuts that's who oh get out of my
I can't.
Bro, what the hell?
Oh, I didn't realize that was killing me!
Instant revive.
Sure.
That's what those things are.
Oh, God!
Oh god!
Holy shit!
Holy... Oh god no!
So I'm gonna wait for the elevator here.
What happened? I might have been panning around and I tapped my mouse on the side of my keyboard, which caused me to attack.
Yeah, I don't normally pan my camera around that much. That's slowly.
Did I just hardlock my game?
Do they, do they account for me not being on this thing?
I'm gonna reload my game, I think.
It's okay, hi.
Oh God!
How many times am I gonna do that?
How many times am I going to do that?
You got him!
That's not good.
I deserve that. I did.
Is it you?
I deserve that. I did.
Is it you?
It was that! Interesting.
Oh, they spawned me.
SHUT UP, THINKER!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
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