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Stalker 2! \o/ - VALHEIM BEGINS TOMORROW! AHH! - !MandM (Oct 1st!) - !Emberville demo SOON™!
09-08-2026 · 0h 49m
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Let's get going we back. Sorry that took so long y'all. But I got my Puppers. He is
hopefully back in my yard for the foreseeable future.
I think I wish I could double check that.
Did you still in my yard?
I'm going to be watching her today.
There was a part of my fence that I am 90% certain she was getting through.
But I need to confirm it.
So I'm going to keep an eye on her.
See what's going on.
Alright, is YouTube up?
It should be, but it may not be.
Hold on.
I'm going to try to fix that real quick.
YouTube's done.
Okay, one second.
Alright, we're heading over to the music area of the school.
I don't think I've ever done this quest before, so this is going to be pretty new for us.
Really, we're listening for music or something.
Oh, we got dead people already.
Damn.
Look for any clues.
Well, I don't understand, I can't go into investigation with my right click.
How am I supposed to look for clues?
I'm a witch of Israel.
Oh, God, more dead people.
Whoa!
Well, gear dead people.
dead people. Uh oh. Oh dude, did they get turned into zombies?
It looks like they got brainscore, but how did these guys get brainscore?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Love it.
for a basement? Oh God, no it's not, you know.
Damn, there's a lot of good weapons here.
I'm gonna feel so bad when we get to the end of this, and we find the thing to just
make them all better.
Reunitions have found my e-mail, got my name reserved on trim, the server's three-quarters
full, I know, yeah, our server is filling up Quicken Monsters and Memories, little scary.
I've said it many times and I will say it again, my biggest concern for Monsters and
Memories is that they're not going to be able to keep up with their success, and
I really hope I'm wrong.
We'll see.
I warned them about that like a year ago.
But they seem to have their handle on it.
So we'll see.
Ooh, a Vintar.
And an exoskeleton.
Damn.
Okay.
Hmm.
I think we're done up here.
Fuck it.
Just to make sure.
Examine the soldier's bodies.
Okay.
I've got a few days leave, we're heading out, but let's move our meeting place away from
the kindergarten.
Any complications?
We're supposed to meet Sledgehammer 2.
If he spots us, we'll have some explaining to do.
Let's keep it under wraps for now.
Fine by me.
No back still in the loop.
Yeah, no change there.
The patrol is still rolling through the kindergarten so I was going to check in with you.
Get to the kindergarten.
damn he was using a fork
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There was a bunch of them down here that we hit with that name
You dead make sure
Hey Rev.
Nice.
Kindergarten's over here.
Is there anything else you want to do in here before we go?
Hmm.
Hmm.
A lot. Interesting.
Okay.
What?
Gorf says I have a rubber duck. It's true, they do.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
I don't think I can.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
Oh, crap.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, my game is closed.
Oh. Ha!
What the heck?
Why is there a pod catching the kids there?
Wait a minute, am I okay in here?
Oh, no, I'm not okay in there. I need to get to shelter. Where is shelter?
It's below us. It's in that door I can't get into.
Is this shelter? Oh God. Okay, this is shelter. Interesting. Aramid lining for duty.
We're just gonna chill in here for a sec.
Attention everyone, there's a commission outside.
Extreme caution, strongly advised.
Remain in cover.
I am following you, it's safe to come out.
Wait for this to end... where did Sophie go? Sophie just went on a little trip around
or nearby neighborhood today.
Yeah, little trip to trip.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mmm.
All right, so the mission is Aqua, get back to your posts.
As per your duty schedules.
Okay.
Now.
We need to do something here.
We need to do something here.
There's anomalies inside this building.
The guitar playing stopped.
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I got a hand.
Oh.
Hey there, stranger.
Why don't you join me?
Come on.
some too but unfortunately I only have enough for myself. Help! Me!
What did you do to these soldiers?
Whatever I did, they had it coming. The story is coming to its conclusion and it's
going to be a good one. Almost like in a fairy tale. By the way, would you like
to hear mine?
Sure. Let's hear it. Maybe it'll shed some light on what's going on here.
All right, here goes. There were two friends, both stalkers, living in Zat-on.
One of them loved to play the guitar, and the other was always down in the dumps about
something or other. One day, they caught wind of a rumor about the Klondike of artifacts
beneath the CNPP. They approached some familiar soldiers and obtained a key to access the site.
Turns out there were no artifacts buried under the CNPP. The radiation was off the charts,
and the grumpy stalker figured there wasn't enough anti-rad for both of them. So he shot the
guitarist. Well that's unfortunate. I take it the guitarist survived in his out for revenge.
Well, what's the IPSF got to do with all this?
The thing is, the soldiers knew damn well there was no clondike of artifacts in Chornobble,
but they went ahead and sold the key anyway.
Our looks could come in.
We'll have to hand a sledgehammer at the fire station.
We're going to interrogate him now.
If he gives anything, I'll terminate him on site.
You copy?
Over.
Seems like everything's going as planned.
Regrettably, Sledgehammer won't be able to pay you for the job, he was the one who sent you, wasn't he?
You don't need to waste good bullets on me, after my trip to the CMPP my time is running short.
But I can still compensate you if you lend me a hand.
Damn! So wait, we don't even have the option to like, not try to save Sledgehammer?
What exactly do you want from me?
The soldiers have paid their dues, and now it's Sledgehammer's turn.
He's in the hot seat, and I won't let him squirm out of what's coming.
Head to the firehouse. Inform Sergeant Fakim that Sledgehammer killed his men.
He found out about their Chernobyl scam and wanted payback.
And if they don't buy it, just shoot Sledgehammer and beat a hasty retreat.
Or take them all out. I don't care. But my grumpy friend has to face the music
So Sledgehammer's the one that lied to these guys and okay, all right, I'll help you okay
Sledgehammer will pay for what he did to you
Glad you picked the right side stalker. I'll get in touch with you once it's taken care of
No, what was that?
Then these guys are dead
We'll take our step
Okay, let's go see what we're doing here man. What a crazy quest. Yeah, we completely missed this quest in our first time playing through this game
Because apparently this quest disappears if you don't do it right now
Let's go back and see what happens.
I can save it, uh-oh.
No, wait, are we sure that such hammer did something wrong?
Let's see.
Three!
Thinking of rescuing such hammer, are you?
Help your fire!
This is the guy I hired to find your men.
Tell them where your friends still got him.
Crest was the one who offed your men.
You found out about the Chernobyl scan and wanted payback.
up on the kindergarten roof now with the bodies of Jason and Novak. Go check it out.
Dude what is gonna happen wait I have no clue where this quest is going at this point
I kill him. I didn't kill him did I. No. Where is it?
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Okay, now watch us find out that he did sell this guy, the bad thing that got him killed.
Let me do it.
We're just going to kill everyone.
Okay.
You saw Crest.
He's alive.
Is he the other stalker?
Crest is alive, and his time is running out.
You should try to talk to him.
He's over at the kindergarten.
He told you everything, didn't he?
About Sean O'Neill.
I don't understand how he made it.
I mean, he fell into some radioactive sludge.
That's why I shot him, you know?
I thought he was past helping.
I didn't want him to suffer.
Anyway, I should be saying this to him, not you.
I'm going to pull myself together, I've got to talk to Crest.
Are you going to right now?
Oh, I wonder what's going to happen.
Not right now, alright?
Not right now, all right? I have to figure out how to apologize to Crest without getting a bully to me yet.
Yes you do. Yes you do. Good luck. That was a really cool quest. Can I go back and talk to Crest? Should I?
I feel like we should go back and talk to Crest.
Where was the kindergarten? Yeah, here.
Oh god. Dude, what if we go back and he's dead?
He kept saying he didn't have long.
Oh no.
We gotta save.
We gotta save.
I
See two bodies up there
A lot of people say I've never seen this quest before.
Yeah, apparently if you don't do this quest, like at the beginning, then you can't do it
at all.
It closes it out.
You have to do this before you do Circa, or it will not properly register.
Is this the kindergarten?
Okay, okay.
Yeah, okay.
It was like through here and then we had to jump through a hole, right?
Oh, duty's gone.
Interesting.
Oh man, I wonder what happened to him.
Okay.
Chat, I think it's time to go back and start working on the main story.
Uh, yeah, I can't really get any more stuff, so we're gonna get out of here, man.
We're gonna get out of here.
I think the fastest way back is to go to here.
No.
Go to here, and go from there.
Okay, we got quite a ride ahead of us to make it work.
What if we just go to the product shop?
What do you mean?
Product shop?
Oh, there's Sledgehammer?
At the grocery?
Why?
Is he going to be there?
Let's take a left.
Maybe we haven't passed enough time or something.
I don't see anything here.
Okay, what happened now?
Know the other corner we're talking about
The other corner
Instead of getting in touch with you, he did, yes.
They both should be here?
Oh, they just aren't yet.
Maybe we have to rest or something.
Wouldn't be surprised.
How much of a Hercules do we have?
Well, this is going to be the end of the trip.
Does this game stay fun until the end?
Ah, it stays fun until like right before the end, just like all games like this.
They stay fun as long as you're like, you know, getting gear and getting stronger and stuff.
For sure.
Have I played Crimson Moon? No.
Definitely the side quest, rescuing Banzai and Red Forest before doing Circo.
Oh god, I think we can do that after Circo.
The only ones that disappeared before Circo I think are in that list.
Granted, that list was from a year ago, so I don't know.
That list was pre-DLC.
Oh, Mike says you can do that quest after.
Keep right here.
Nothing special there.
Okay, that was a friendly talking.
Oh god damn it.
I thought we were good there.
Are you friendly?
Yes, of course.
Great.
All right, we run back, chat.
We run back.
Take that, Grubb.
Okay, actually we want to be running to here and then we're going to run through there
to here.
Good show.
And then from there to here.
Great.
Huh?
One sec.
Uh, exiled.
Oh, nice.
Thank you, exile.
With a $10 tip to the mod team.
Appreciate you, buddy.
Thank you, man.
Man terrible absolutely terrible
Dark soul
Dark souls is any plans to play the new fable yes next February and
and
The new Witcher probably not when the Witcher thing releases now
Too many other things going on, but I'm gonna play it eventually when we do the DLC. This is the Witcher DLC shirt
Hell yeah, man, I'm very much looking forward to that
We'll talk more when that comes out
Whoa
Dude, this helicopter looks badass.
That is a cool-looking helicopter.
Ooh.
Hell yeah, stuff.
Freaking love stuff.
Ghost.
With Twitch Prime.
Hey, Co-I've been bedbound the last few days and must say your streams have been getting
me dead.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've been bed bound for the last few days and must say your streams have been getting me by I am loving your stalker streams a time.
Hey, awesome man. I'm glad you're liking them dude, I've been having a lot of fun with this game.
Oh, there's been some people enjoying it. Thank you buddy.
Alright, from here straight up to here. I can go to here, it's closer, it's for that way.
Perfect.
So plan after this, we're gonna go to this waypoint, we're gonna sell everything, we're
gonna do a big bank, and then we're gonna main quest up to and through Circa.
So we have a lot of stuff, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Big bank, little bank, that's right.
Huh.
Interesting, ooh.
Cool.
I wouldn't stand below that.
Yeah.
Cool. I wouldn't stand below that. Yeah.
Co is getting sidetracked on the agenda? Well to be fair, getting sidetracked is always
on the agenda. No matter what I'm doing at any point.
time for getting sidetracked whoa that is some spicy water
Okay, I'm very bad at bolt throwing.
All right, almost to the first bridge getting close
I hope he says hello, stalker Co, hey buddy, what's up?
Good to see you, how's your mother?
Oh
Four dogs in two days dude four dogs in two days Alheim tomorrow
Okay, sir.
Yeah, Alchemy Factor came out today.
That game was awesome, or Alchemy Factory.
We played that when it was pre-1.0.
That was a ton of fun when we played it.
That game was dangerously addictive when we played it.
That was weird.
Oh, no, I think my Hercules just wore off.
Shoot, we're close, which is good.
We're close.
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Then worst place for two guys to pop up right in front of you
What is this area? Oh God
Yeah
I need more weight on me chat. It's very important.
My kingdom for some Hercules. Hercules? Hercules?
I need to eat.
We almost made a chat.
We almost made it.
Mother of God.
One more drink.
We are so slow.
More.
Let's get...
No, Luke, the vendor!
There's a new icon on my bar.
I don't even know what that means,
but it's probably not good.
All the means I'm drinking way too many energy grace
That we did it
We did it. Oh my god, how much money is this gonna be?
10,000
Almost 15,000. Hell yeah, dude
We're going to keep the grabbing for now.
Cool.
Good haul.
Good luck, bud.
Good haul.
Chat?
It's been flipping amazing.
Thank you all so much for hanging out with me this afternoon.
It's been awesome.
I am hoping to come back this evening and play some more, but there's a very good
chance I won't make it.
it is. It is a weekday night. But if I can make it back, I'd love to play some Star Wars
and also do some more stalker if we can. Love to do some more main story and stuff like that.
But anyway, I gotta go for now. Guys, thank you so much for being here. If I don't see
you tonight, I will see you tomorrow morning at ADMET. We've got a whole bunch of Don Walker
and other fun stuff tomorrow as well. And if I don't make it back tonight,
by the way, we'll start the afternoon stream tomorrow with some Star Wars.
because, yeah, I want to keep the pace up, so I think we'll do
we're probably moving forward make afternoons like Star Wars
and Stalker and then if I have extra time, we'll do more Stalker in the evenings.
Oh, oh, actually, I take that back. Valheim is going to be probably all day tomorrow.
Yeah, and it's Wednesday, so all the cozy. So we'll see.
I don't know. Man, this is what it's going to get crazy, dude.
Oh, my Lord, it's about to get crazy. Anyway, we'll see you for more games.
I don't know what, but they'll be games!
Alright, I'll see you guys soon. Thank you so much for being here.
Back later. Bye-bye.
My friends, family, and neighbors, these are trying times.
As you know, we have a visitor in our midst.
Some of you may see them with distrust, while others praise their needs.
Through their valiant journeys to the Vetrometer, this wanderer will aid us in our path of
restoration.
But they will not be alone.
Carie will lend them the skills we have gathered, supporting their efforts with craftsmanship,
might and magic.
And as they claim more victories against their enemies, so will their mastery increase.
The task ahead will not be an easy one, as the dangers to face are many, but together we will endure, as we always have.
Stay strong against the menacing shadows. Do not let your spirits be weakened by sorrow.
Not while hope, but still enlightens our path.
Just sexy. All I want is a colony of sexy people.
That's all I want. Every single person that comes to Mars is going to be sexy.
Oh, shit. Who's there?
No one but us chickens!
Baka! Baka, baka, baka, baka!
Nugget has joined your team as a manager?!
pretty awesome yeah yeah there's a perk you can get so you can have two so I have
a bear I just watched the guy get run down by a bull oh no oh no
Oh my god! That was so good! That was so good!
Move it! Get away from me!
Oh yeah! Oh Jesus Christ!
Sorry Jesse.
He might have the scurvy! He's playing up the working!
Invasion!
It's
It's receding it's receding
Let's help this guy out right now.
Oh, shit.
Come on, come on.
So peaceful.
Yes, no one of their guys is blasting us from their from their shit
One down. Two down. We need to adjust, yeah. Raise the anchor. Is the anchor up? Three
down. Just kill three of them on their ship. Keep boarding them. I'll get us in position.
already gone I just killed their entire crew drop their anchor right now boom
it's done
There
Awesome fantastic
It's kinda silly how, like, it just lands on him.
We'll talk you about it, do you see that?
oh god everything's happening
ha ha ha ha
hahaha
hahahahha
we're going to one of your friends
yeah it's just for you guys
just for you
okay
then I missed this game
oh no
I got it
I got it
I got it
I got it
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