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09-16-2026 · 1h 48m
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So
Normally there'd be another intro, but we don't got no time for intros. We only got top of games
Hey guys doing
Welcome back to the afternoon stream. We're starting with some Don Walker and then we are playing
So to be the blood of Don Walker and then we're gonna be playing some of Marvel's Wolverine at 3 p.m.
E.T. There we go. Okay, awesome. We're gonna see how that is
All right up Billy made a cute bird emote for fire emblem man
And what in the actual hell am I going to do about Fire Emblem?
This is wild.
This is wild.
Like I'm trying to figure out what the heck I'm actually going to do.
So it's turning out that Fire Emblem looks actually amazing.
It's coming out.
Looks incredible.
Next week, Graveyard Keeper 2 is on Monday.
Ravage is on Monday.
The Duna Awakening update in Singleplayer is on Tuesday, and then next Thursday is Control
Resonant and Silent Hill Townfall.
And then the next Tuesday is Nivolous Knights and Witcher 3 Remastered.
And then the following Thursday is Ace Combat, Monsters and Memories EA.
Please do not let me become addicted to that.
I beg of you.
probably going to happen.
And then a Raymond Legend thing.
And then I on to the next Monday,
Gears of War, E Day that next Tuesday,
Star Wars Galactic Racer on the same day as Gears of War, E Day.
Then on Thursday, we got Clive Barker's Hellraiser revival in Silver Pines.
And then Dragon's Dogma to Darker Risen that Friday.
So I don't know what we're gonna do I don't I don't know what we're gonna do I
mean I really do think I want to start Fire Emblem tomorrow I think I think our
tomorrow. I think our days are going to become, man, you know, here is the harsh reality of
this situation. I think I'm going to have to put Stalker 2 and Star Wars on pause. Until
I finish Don Walker, because then we could do Fire Emblem in the Morning, Don Walker
Afternoons, and Valheim Cosies. At least we can do Valheim Cosies until we get to
the new stuff and then maybe put it back in the main spot.
And then when Dawn Walker's done,
we can slot in maybe zero company until it's done.
And then when it's done, we can go to stocker two.
Now here's a really good thing I just realized.
We're at an amazing pause point in stocker two
because we're actually just about to get
to the new content.
So if there is a play through to pause,
I think stocker two is gonna be a good option
because we can just jump back into there
and we're like a couple hours from all the DLC,
which would be amazing.
So maybe we should like wait until we have a morning slot
open up for that or something.
I don't know, because I really want to give it focus, but
yeah, we're going to figure it out.
I do know that we're going to start fire emblem
tomorrow morning.
I just, I bought a freaking switch too for it, man.
I want to see that game.
In fact, it's still in the box.
I got to set it up tonight, but that's happening.
So we'll kind of see where it goes.
Oh
Hey, by the way for those didn't see it on Twitter Emberville past 600,000 wish lists across all platforms
So
Thanks everybody who's been helping with that word were applause, please we're blown away. I I vividly remember
sitting in the meetings
Where we were like man
If we could just get 100,000 wish lists by EA
It's like pre evolved for all that stuff quick. Oh, man, and now here we are and it's just like
Yeah, Gary anticipating another jump. Um, well, I mean we were in steam next fest
Our demo goes public the week before the game comes out so
I'm not gonna lie. We're hoping for one or two more wish lists during that time
We're hoping. Imagination of form says it's all bots. You know what? I'm convinced that too.
And until EA comes out and I actually see the numbers, I'm convinced that that early access
Emberville is going to sell 11 to 13 copies. And until I see the page that says otherwise,
that is the reality that I live in. I will be thrilled if we sell 20 copies of Emberville.
Yeah, yes real and 30 over the moon
Anyway, we're gonna focus on this we'll talk about that later. I
Miss you mom
What?
But I'm right here. Oh real quick. Yes
Memories I keep returning to I just realized I should probably do this to catch you guys up
We have somehow appeared in like a time loop situation kind of like a groundshogs day thing
We busted in on a dude doing a terrible ritual and the second we went through the door
We've now appeared in this alternate reality. We've already gone through the reality once
And our character is aware that he's stuck in some weird dimensional groundhog day thing, but no one else seems to be acknowledging it
That's where we are.
I
Took your taps. I appreciate you buddy. I saw that man. Thank you
Rexxic, with the $50 tip to the mod team.
Co, I can only imagine the amount of antecy-suckiness that you have right now.
But please, remember, there are smaller games like Fire Emblem coming out, so don't get
too addicted to Wolverine.
Rekshik, thank you for your tip to the mod team.
Uh, Dark Horde, 69 with 98 months.
8 months.
So in episode 30 at the 203 mark, you said you would go back to Cyberpunk and do a playthrough
before Cyberpunk 2.
Huh?
So, since you now confirmed to Cyberpunk 2, can you tell us if the storyline is
going to be centered around Gary and what happened to him?
Wait, what?
Whoa, whoa.
Either way, looking forward to a few more answers in-
Oh no.
Wait, what?
release date for cyberpunk 2 wait wait convert cyberpunk 2 is
conferred what are you talking about boy have you not been
paying attention they've already announced that it's called
project Orion bro no no no I didn't man you just scared the
hell out of me and for the record there no they have not I've
been public about this they have not contacted me about
Gary I'm sitting by my phone every night waiting but no I
I would be, oh, we're dead.
Yeah, it's all right.
I don't lie to you guys.
I never have it and I never will.
Yep.
But no, there's a, that is, no,
I am super excited for cyberpunk.
I think it's called Project Orion, right?
You still have a date?
And I'm thrilled for it.
And I am planning on doing another cyberpunk run
before that.
Yes.
Yes.
No, I don't, I do not lie to you guys.
I will, I will be playful with how I say things,
but I will not lie to you.
I do not, I do not do that.
I never once said I wasn't in cyberpunk during that time.
I never once like I was very, I was careful with my words
and I, and I was, and so like if I say,
if I do say something, like I have not been contacted
by a company, I'm not lying to you when I say that,
that is a step too far.
I would not do that.
So, yeah.
I would not do that.
Now, just to be clear,
I need to make sure I say at the end,
yet, if that is a thing.
So I don't want some click coming out later,
where it's like, look what you said!
So I've not been contacted yet.
So if something happens between now and then,
I have no control over this.
But I'm not expecting it, that's for the answer.
Now I'd be very surprised if they put more cameos in Cyberpunk, although they did him
great the first time.
Like especially, like, Jesse and Brian's characters were so good.
Also, I love the pose of the guy.
Oh, he was amazing.
I think they're named his nose.
But if they put cameos in, I'm guessing they'll put other creators, right?
I have no healing bro this hurts
I have my I have my life time
no dude too late already clipped out of
context oh my try got Wolverine yeah
today we're doing it we're doing a
stream from three to five today Wolverine
I'm gonna try it out and see what I
I wonder if we're going to get a patch note at some point, talking about that.
Oh dude, he's killed him, perfect.
Oh duty hit me with that?
Bro not cool.
Not cool sir.
You sit right there and you die.
That's right.
Oh, my children.
Yet, I can't take this.
I can't.
I can't.
God, I just can't.
Ooh.
I'm going to say this.
I hated you for breaking down.
Don't say that. Please.
When you left us. And then father, you did it too.
It became so distant and cold.
I felt like it was all on me.
Everything was my fault. My responsibility.
Cohen, I... I don't understand.
I'm trapped in a nightmare, I might as well take advantage of this opportunity for some personal therapy and self-help.
Please.
I wish I could have you back, like you were before.
Don't, don't say it.
I, I loved him so much.
And you, you were supposed to look after him.
Whoa.
What a terrible mom.
Mmm. Sovereign dear. Thank you so much for that five bomb, buddy. Appreciate that earlier. Thank you.
Okay, let's eat some Snossage. Get back up to full here. Snossage McBiscuits.
What a disappointment. Out of my way.
Negg budget! Foolish! Leave me alone!
It should have been him instead. And fight!
away from them
Get that going early
Turk
I need to save up for the healer.
Oh, what?
Bro, not cool.
The hell?
This fight's a mess, game.
Here we go.
Okay.
Great.
I don't even get my sword art, I just realized.
Beautiful. Okay.
Hmm.
I can try all I want, but I'll never save our family.
It's been broken for a long time, even before the Fakiri.
And whose fault is that? You sneaked out to go ice skating.
Stop being mean, both of you!
Yara, we need to get them to the church. I'll go look for Father. Go!
Come closer, closer.
What's this?
Jesus.
Did I miss this the first time?
Oh.
And you're me
Where am I?
Haven't you figured it out by now?
It's it's some sort of trap
That man in the tower he must have built it. No
you did
Our alias
He just threw away the key
What do you want the same thing as you do to get out you keep running in circles and we both die
So how do I break out this thing?
It's what runs deepest inside you
The foundation on which everything else is built for some people. It's a fond memory
For you. Well
It's failure and guilt coming from answer me. How do I make this end?
You get to the bottom of all this
Dig up what you have buried face what you're afraid to even think off of
Death?
Oh, please.
What's there to be afraid of?
You're either dead or not.
You?
Ah, self-hate.
Well, it's there, of course, and in abundance, too.
But no, try harder.
Just fucking tell me.
My family is having ripped shreds on me.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
My family's having ripped the shreds over and over again all of them all of them
Are you sure?
Haven't you forgotten anyone?
Huh now we're getting somewhere say his name
Alline
Louder
Alline that's the best you can do
Alline Alline
Alline
I'll help you.
This wall... I could climb it now.
I... I need to get to the bottom of it.
Call, remember, all of it.
No! No! Don't go there!
Where are you going? No! No! No!
Nothing but pain. Nothing but hurt. Nothing but tears.
I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna sing the song. Okay.
Too much pain, too much pain, too much pain.
There's not a step further. Go back! Go back now!
Go back, go back, go back!
Better to die than to go there.
Really, if it's all... feel it all again.
What's this?
Excuse me.
How did I get here?
Full effect.
Oh, God. The funeral.
You're finally passing off. I'm passing off.
I have to piece it all together.
This boy... it's me.
No. No.
I wasn't.
We are gathered here to mourn the passing of...
No, no, it can't be.
Pieta.
No, no, no, it was I.
Aline.
Breaking the heart of his parents.
Pieta ran and his wife.
There's something else here for us.
Can I talk to the priest?
Help priests recall this.
Oh, move further in the memory.
Okay.
Oh, wait a second.
Is he saying things?
Oh, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Ah, okay, there it is.
It's a dude in order, okay.
Let us show love to his surviving brother.
Let us show love to... to...
This boy... it's me.
Cone, Bride and Loyal.
He did all in his might, Cone.
Cone!
I couldn't, I can't, couldn't listen to it run out.
thing dude
wait so parkour was dead all the time for all the time uh... i don't think so
No, no, no. I think this is a different thing.
Yeah, Parkwide is Mertel.
Oh, Arlene.
It was my fault.
All of it.
Arlene.
Dying.
My mother.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I screamed and cried, I kept smashing until I broke them into splinters.
I knew I shouldn't have felt wrong, but I didn't listen.
The river. I need to get down to the river.
Mmmmm.
I lifted him up so he could tie the ropes.
Man, this whole section kind of came out of nowhere, dude.
Oh, my lord.
The river.
The river must be all the way down.
Casually working through some, you know, serious trauma here.
of
the
He's been always playing here.
Oh!
That was the well and his coffin.
So they went scanning and he fell through the ice?
But why would he blame himself so much for that?
Maybe because he was supposed to be watching him?
I don't know.
Yeah, there it is.
Oh, Cohen, I'm so cold.
I
Sorry for whom what do you mean you left me here all alone
That was nothing I could do
One moment you were there with me yet, then you just fell through I
Tried to get you out, but I couldn't see you. I really did I need
Why did you abandon me then?
What? No, we... I ran home, and father, he cracked the ice until he found the body.
That's not what I'm talking about. Why didn't you ever come back here? To me.
I came to your grave.
To my grave, yes. But to me, like this, no. Not once.
Because it was too painful.
Ah, so the thing, did it go away?
No, anything had only grew.
You were just a child, only two years older.
Dad, he said we couldn't go anymore.
The days were getting warm.
The ice had started melting and I didn't listen.
Ah, so you meant to kill me.
What? No!
Then stop thinking you did.
Aww, what?
Dude.
My dear, because of me.
This quest can't be my surprise a little bit.
I was out the door the moment I saw you pick up those skates.
Let it go.
I'll try.
Please do, and once you succeed, maybe you'll visit more often.
Why can't we talk more now?
Because you're running out of time.
Good luck, brother.
Oh, oh man, whoa, that got a little real better.
Dragonfire.
Super Chat.
Just a hello and to say enjoy the content and love the look of your game.
Congratulations on the massive step into the gaming world.
Well thank you and thank you Dragonfire for the Super Chat there man.
The Cygnus Cross has been destroying the production of this game.
I cannot wait for you guys to see the EA.
Okay, we're very excited. We're very excited.
Uh, Ithris!
Normally my favorite part of your streams is the gameplay.
Now my favorite part is watching you try and navigate the tidal wave of good games without imploding.
Here's to 160 hours of Fire Emblem.
Thank you for the mod tip!
Uh...
Wooo!
Okay, let's go.
could use some sharpening
astrologer
hmm
what the hell are you doing to me
never mind
go back to sleep
oh
what the fuck
oh he's one of the people that preps the bodies
how did he
ooh
fucking hell
Oh, that ring is awesome.
Oh, give me that.
Damn.
Take you off for you.
Yep.
Oh, well, no, man.
No, we got to use the other one.
We need a vamp ring.
That works.
That's gonna be for our day set.
now actually. So we're gonna do you for you on the day set. There we go. Okay, great. Let's save it.
Yeah, dude, we got some freaking therapy. We got a nice ring. I mean, what a day.
What a day. Look at this. See, why can't we just jump into our traumatic memories and have
our loved ones give us a hug and have it all be better. Damn. That'd be real handy.
All right, how much is that service?
Let's go this way.
Or in the basement now.
Okay.
I swear to God, if I get up to the top and open that door,
and we just go right back into the world,
I'm gonna be like, son of a mother!
Here!
Oh!
Good show.
Oh Xile with a $10 tip to the mod team.
Oh, I'm watching this emberval prologue.
Is there an achievement for walking one direction while facing another and scoring some critical
hits with a bow?
Smooth critical.
Hashtag mod love hashtag Casmon.
Smooth critical.
Okay, that's pretty good.
Thank you very much for that.
I will let the team know that that needs to be a thing.
Appreciate it.
Hey, Saro, thanks for the sub, buddy.
Boxcat too.
Appreciate that, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, he's gone.
Damn, I was hoping to confront him.
11 Prizes delivered, of which one died of internal wounds, incurred upon arrest, three died during transference, and mine binding.
The remaining seven were gutted and ready for baking.
Of these, three cracked, and their flesh was too damaged to proceed.
The final four were successfully animated and fitted with wings in size.
Of these, one fell during its virgin flight and was broken down to repair.
All in all, three Guardians were produced, a slight increase in success rate compared to previous batches.
They are fully obedient and ready for service.
Needs to improve the kiln to limit losses during baking, stable temperature key, test different fuels, and bellow sizes.
Oh, that was the astrologer downstairs with that guy? Was he? Okay.
I thought the dude up here was the other guy, but that makes sense.
That was weird.
We just looted something that wasn't there.
more difficult to work with than bodies. Higher functions need to be fully occupied for orders
to be executed by the permanent part of the brain. Best direction so far. Key memories
enhanced and intensified. Appropriate hexes easy to perform.
Trapping people in nightmares so that he can carve them up.
Jesus, good shot. Wow, that is dark.
Woo. Geez.
Aaron79 with that five bomb. Thank you very much, dude. Thank you, thank you.
Did we finish the quest here? I guess we got the book, huh? Okay damn show them around the book
Let's do it man. Hey kitten
Aaron's is spreading the level. Thank you Aaron appreciate that. Thank you. I'm gonna play any stock later tonight
Not sure not sure. I don't I don't believe today. No today's Wednesday, so I'm
So there's no plans for a cozy tonight
I hope he gets to find out what happens if you stay in the loop and a viewpoint at the
top of the tower.
Yeah, I saw that.
We'll get that before we go.
Food for the gods.
With Twitch Prime, 69 months.
They say it takes two people working together from completely opposite angles to make this
work.
And honestly, look what we've accomplished.
Nice.
Thanks for all you do, Kyle.
Thanks, buddy.
Appreciate you, dog.
And wow.
Um...
Sorry.
Man, that is just terrible, terrible aiming there.
Okay.
Start up.
Oh!
You ain't...
No, not doing that no, sir
You're not ruining my good time bad controls sorry
Here
What if you, or your ex-Sancti's manor, bloodlust inspectors haunt those marshes, if legends
are to be believed?
The Dubresco estate, or what the reins of it?
Nothing more to see here?
damn
okay
one thing about this game that i will say
is that
i've that the time mechanic has grown on me
i like the time mechanic
but i have to say that it makes me not even like
Slightly that interested to go explore these locations
And that's that's the double-edged sword of the time mechanic because I don't want to go to these locations and see things
I'm gonna want to spend time on
Before I'm done doing all the stuff that's important
And that is that is an interesting side effect of this time mechanic for me personally
I'm not sure what I think about that yet. I mean, I'm playing the game completely differently, but
Yeah
Ashtray says I can tell you I did every quest on the map and still had seven days to spare
at the end to just use random skill points in witchcraft.
That's cool, but I mean I've repaired a lot of shrines.
I've spent a lot of time leveling up my guys, so I don't know how many days I'm gonna
have left, and I need to see that before I do any side stuff.
So like I can't, I don't feel comfortable doing any side stuff until I've done all
all the main stuff I want to.
Hmm.
Oh, somebody said explore the basement,
but we already did explore the basement, I think.
We can go out this way though, that's fine.
Yeah, we came through here
and fought the bear at the entrance.
Okay, cool, cool, cool, let's go over here.
And let's go give this book back to Marat and see what he's going to do with it.
Oh, we got some perks first.
Let's do more soul reaping for sure.
And, oh, it's going to take one more skill point to do the four slots for witchcraft.
I think we're going to want to do that, though.
And then we already have Cyclope Ruin on.
And then we could put on, what else do you want to put on?
Are there only two passives in witchcraft?
Oh, I guess we can get this one.
These are all actives, aren't they?
Yeah, these are all actives.
Oh wait, no, these are...
These we always have, right?
Yeah, we always have those.
Okay.
Yeah, so there's only two passives.
Oh, that's right, we're gonna get the ultimate first, but honestly, I'm using
witchcraft more than anything. How many more do we need? We need one more point
here and then we can get the ultimate. So let's do this actually. We'll do this one.
There we go. We want to get that anyway. And then next one.
Didn't it just say I only had one more to unlock? Did I not read that right?
Oh, did these not count for this?
Oh, I thought all of this was Sword Mastery.
Bummer.
Okay, well, that's fine, we'll make it work.
Herp-a-derp, derp-a-do, chat.
Herp-a-derp, derp-a-do.
All right, let's go back to here.
Hey bud.
As instructed, I collided information regarding desertion from our ranks.
16 individuals left their posts without the express permission.
10 were never found.
Oh man.
Okay.
I already read that earlier, I think, but we're good.
I
Will you finally tell me what your plan is how do we defeat princess I guess it's about time
There's an ally of ours. I haven't mentioned. Oh, dang
Can you ask Katalin is near just beyond the mountains? We're in contact
Soon he'll march in here with an army. We'll time it right whoa
joined forces and win
Wait.
Katalin?
Son of Skender?
Are you mad?
We need allies.
His father nearly killed me.
And Runker too.
Sons needn't be like their fathers.
Okay now this is weird.
I don't like this.
I don't like that we're saying that he's better.
I think this should have been, guess you're right.
Catalan's, Catalan could be better than Brensis.
You know?
Like that's, that's, this is, this is weird.
Like I don't know if by saying this
is going to change something.
I just want my family.
I'm gonna do this one. Yeah, I don't know about this.
I don't know about this.
All of a sudden, I'm not feeling great about these guys.
Hmm.
Guess at this point it wouldn't surprise me if you made the Aurelius himself teach
it to you.
You didn't, right?
Did you?
Cunger, what?
Are you serious?
Cunger just said, did you see what the 5090 is going to cost?
$7,500.
Where?
Can you give me a link to that?
Where does that from?
Okay, Shane. Oh, kangaroo says Kataku. Oh, here it is right here. Posted September 15th
on Kataku. No one can believe the current price of Nvidia and RTX is 5090. After years
of the price being driven even further, first by crypto and now by Genai graphics
cards become farcically expensive in 2026. There's no better example of this than the
current price tag on an RTX 5090, which is now selling for an astonishing $7,500 at
Best Buy. There's a link to Best Buy. I'm looking at it and it's no longer available.
Sold out at that price. Oh
No, oh
No, oh, we are so screwed. Oh
Geez
Scalpers yeah, but how you gonna scout that?
How are you gonna scalp 75? What do you do to scalp it to AI bros? Like, is this like
back alley AI bro video card dealing? Oh my lord, probably actually know what I'm
saying it, but still. Oh, oh god that's crazy. That is a query. That isn't, that
is an insane amount of money. I don't know. That's wild. Now, Barry just
said, maybe it was removed over a pricing error. Maybe. I mean, maybe if it was if it was up
for that much. Somebody was saying that way you can you see RTX RTX 50 90s are available
in your location around you for 1200 right now. Look on new egg right now for 50 90.
Right now on New Egg, I'm looking at prices for MSI Ventus GeForce RTX 5090 $8,699 but
Hey, free shipping.
Um, mm-mm.
Okay.
Did all these prices just go live like right now?
Is that why we're seeing this?
Did these price hikes just happen?
Like, like in the last 24 hours?
Or are we just learning about this now?
That's the first time I've ever seen a price of one of those this crazy.
Past few days. Yeah.
Okay. Wow. That's wild.
That's the first time I've seen him up that much.
Like that's, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
Okay. Anyway.
All right, let's go.
Oh, I did meet Master Aurelius, but I was the one teaching him a lesson.
One he regrettably won't recover from.
I'll be damned. When I warned you not to bite off more than you could chew,
I didn't think a legendary sorcerer would be just a snack.
He was more of a mouthful, honestly.
You're impossible. You know that. It gives me hope, actually.
With you by our side, we stand a fair chance against Princess.
You know what's crazy? We could be entering
into a world where consoles have like a wild resurgence.
That is like a real possibility where we're going right now because consoles are gonna
be insanely priced.
They're gonna be $1,500, $2,000, but to get a decent PC, it's gonna cost you five grand.
What happens with every single graphic card is over freaking $3,000.
People are gonna look at that and go it's cheaper for me to buy a console
The console price is gonna go up to they are but I mean the console prices right now are like 15 2000
That's a we just looked at $8,000 video cards. I don't know dude. I
That's true though. I wonder like what is well, I'm gonna have to do more research on this later
I'm wondering how now that we've seen the graphic cards. I'm wondering did all the console prices just get adjusted like are we
Maybe a good time to grab a Steve machine. I don't know man. It's it's wild
I just recently became a co-owner of a PC build company and they're they're doing their absolute damnedest to try to figure out
how they can make cheaper PCs and
It is it is brutal out there right now, dude. It is brutal out there right now. It is wild PC companies are dropping like flies
Missing dope says star forge. No, no, no, I actually invested in a company called power GPU. I've been working with them for years
and they they they're a fantastic company they're doing everything they can to keep PC building
possible at this at their level and they build great machines with amazing service so but I mean
they're they're getting they're suffering the same thing everyone else is where it's just like
the cost is just obscene the worst part the worst part the only way a lot of companies are
staying solvent right now is because they're massive massive massive corporations or they
They have giant names behind them, and they're selling their computers at a huge loss.
They're literally selling machines where when the machine goes out the door, they just lose
$200, and they're doing that because they know for every one of those machines they sell,
a little mom and pop company can't sell theirs and can't keep up.
And this has been going on now for like almost a year, and that's one of the reasons
you're seeing all of these little PC companies just evaporate.
They're just gone.
go to the websites and the websites just aren't there anymore so it's it's wild dude like it's a
it's Wild West right now anyway all right let's go how about the other manumits what do they think
of our chances morale is up and down keep good care of your machines and tech guys
blow out your computers news about the guard do not leave them on sarah's death
it's all weighed heavily on their hearts still they're all determined to do what
Must be done
Hmm on that note when do we attack Rifeburg the preparations complete not quite yet
Catalan's forces need a few more days to reach the valley's edge
Until then you're free to do whatever you wish. All right. See you in a few days
Wait, what? Hold on. You're nearing the point of no return in your story. Some of the choices
you make next could set the final quest in motion. This means you will abandon all quests
and activities that are currently in progress. After the finale ends, your adventure will
conclude. So we've like finished that line in that case, right? If I wanted to do his
ending, I could do this to get that ending. Is that is that what I'm understanding? Okay.
we have unlocked now a different ending path. Awesome. All right, now we have to keep knocking
out things that we want to do. And one of the things I want to do is lock is talk to
to LACRA.
Alright.
Let's go talk to LACRA.
Hmm, where is she?
All the way over there.
Is it night time?
It is night time.
Perfect.
I love that little dude petting the cat outside of the place here.
Cool.
Thanks, Vondisket.
Thanks mom, that's great to know.
I'm a bait, just avoid the orange quests.
Those are the ones that start and ending.
Don't associate with monuments.
How many more quests am I gonna do?
I'm pretty much gonna do as many quests
that I can up into like the deadline.
Yeah, that's always been my plan.
I wanna just kind of do as much as we can
until we're out of time.
and then kind of just pick an ending pick whichever ending sounds uh-oh wait what
oh shit hold on is her quest one of those quests no
oh she also has a side quest okay okay thank you
Let's go, let's go check that out.
Hey, everything alright?
You know quite a bit about what I am, don't you?
Maybe. Ask and we shall see.
Who are the Dawnwalkers exactly? Besides the obvious?
You'd have to tell me what is not obvious to you.
Since you know of Dawn Wilkus, that means I'm not the only one.
How many are we?
Not many.
Call me a swoop and what's bad nowadays.
And as far as we know, I'm gonna predict the bad.
That's right.
If you want to feel special, go ahead.
Okay, why do we come to be?
Is it just random?
Or is there some purpose to it?
The way I see it, it's both.
A random transformation that's given a purpose and put to use but in the past it was different
Dawn walkers were created with intent
But why or how exactly that I don't know
I know the Frecuri age slowly. What about the Dawn walkers?
Are we the same nearly but not quite
There comes a point when a break here stops aging and begins changing
The same will happen to you, but your human side makes it a different experience here.
Different how?
You'll tell me one day.
I couldn't begin to guess.
So that's why the more powerful vampires look so different and weird.
Because when they get super old, they don't become like raggedy, they become more vampire-y.
That's really cool.
That also explains why Izbrand looks the way he does.
Which is also interesting.
Um, oh, give me two seconds guys
Are we destined for the same fate as for Kiri if it's heaven you're hoping for I'm sorry she disappoint
None for me
None for you
Whether our fates are exactly the same. I don't know
But the same corruption that made us made you, and in the end, we all belong to it.
I keep wondering.
Well, spell it out, Ben.
So, guys, random stuff.
Car stuff?
Not yet.
Still waiting to hear about the car.
Yep.
Well, that's a one-for-one, actually.
Hmm.
Yes, Goh, and I would.
There are things forever out of my reach that you can still have, but I suppose there is
a price to pay for it, isn't there?
You'll never truly belong, not to them, not to us.
What's wrong with my car?
I bought a new car at the end of last year, and it got a flat tire, and I took
it in.
the flat tire replace I also got it inspected and during the inspection they
found a pin-sized hole in the bottom of my vehicle that went through the
protective shielding and into the cooling unit circuitry on my electric
cars battery. Funny story they don't sell that. They don't sell that part so
the entire battery on my new electric car had to be replaced.
The whole thing.
So, apparently they had to make a new battery, that's what they did last week, they had to
ship it to Atlanta, which is happening this week, and then they have to do a bunch of testing
on it to make sure it's good, and then it's going to get installed, so, yeah.
How much was the, thankfully it was all under insurance, so, whew!
Yeah, that thank God, but um if it had not been that I would have had to I don't know
what I would have done to be honest, I don't know.
It cost me anything.
No, no, my insurance covered pretty much.
I mean, I had to pay for the flat tire and the insurance or the inspection, but no,
no, they covered everything.
I mean, it was 100% road damage.
Whatever happened, I don't know when it happened.
There was no bump.
There's no damage anywhere around it.
My car is in pristine condition.
Like we don't know how it happened.
So yeah, it was wild dude.
It was wild.
Inspection money well spent.
I'm glad I got the car inspected.
Funny enough, here's what's even crazier, right?
The cooling circuit was apparently having problems.
I didn't get a single error inside the car.
No one knows when it happened.
So it's just like,
it's a very weird situation, man.
It's a very strange situation.
They sent out a guy from my insurance company and he was there for like an entire day analyzing
everything and taking pictures and talking to the people there and it's a wild situation.
What kind of car is it?
Porsche Taycan Turbo S.
Here.
here you mentioned you wanted to talk about something like that I did you've
heard of me hi right I mean I'm saint me hi yes yeah of course wait a second what
do you mean we got his sword please no such thing my height was a man who knew
how to get things done and look spectacular doing it maybe one day you'll
Halo of your own
So I take it you're familiar with them
Of course I live here
He's far trust paper like you got that flat tire. Yeah
Only leads to disappointment a
Steins throw from here somewhere in the swamps is the site of my high's battle with an ancient brachiar
Kalyos
Oh
I know swamps aren't the safest places, but is it really so deadly?
This man has never played valheim and it shows
Say you haven't heard it's called fools gold marsh
Lucky you
There are treasures buried in that mud. A hint of wealth, a promise. It makes people rush in
and add their own goods to the vault.
It's not out yet for him? Oh, it's a good point. Yeah, it's got to wait like 300 years. Whoops.
Come on now. You can't say that. I'm not a lover, right?
I mean, took the bait right away.
Nice.
Cohen's more of an abiotic factor guy?
I think so too.
I'm kind of terrifying connection to the playing beyond.
He could weaken the barrier between the realms.
Oh god, why would we do that?
And he was playing with the same power princesses now.
It's no coincidence they both chose Veil's and Gora.
If we found the location of Mahai's battle with Kalyas
Or better yet, the Vrakiris lair.
We might learn how to protect ourselves from Brensys' machinations.
Or maybe even learn how to use his blood ritual against him.
Well, that is if Tobias' account was right.
You said it would be tricky to get through.
Tricky, but not impossible.
I have an idea.
Well, what is it?
You'll see you once we're at the spot. I won't spoil all the fun
Don't give me that look if I didn't think you'd survive it. I wouldn't suggest it
Well, not until Brent's is a pile of ancient tea and after that I can die after that. It's all up to you
Hmm
Yeah, let's do it sounds interesting. I'm gonna do this we should check it out
Uh, oh, chicken thrower. No, it was during the inspection. I was getting, I was getting a car inspection. Yeah, like, that was the only reason that they saw it. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And I was getting an inspection because I was due for it anyway, but my tire had gotten a flat, so I was just getting the inspection done at the same time.
done at the same time.
That's got sounds good.
We'll see about that.
What's that supposed to mean?
What an interesting way to end a conversation.
Oh man.
We're close.
There should be a little shrine nearby.
Keep an eye out for it.
is my car expensive it's about 350 about about 350 going into the swamp in the
middle of the night somehow feels like a bad idea it is and tonight where the
reason why I wouldn't mind some tasty food wandering in madam
Well, hey there, let's call you.
We're waiting till they're done talking.
Yeah, it was pretty tough. So when I when I bought my car,
I basically had to decide do I want my Porsche Taycan Turbo S or an RTX 5090.
And I ended up going to the car and save a little money and it was good.
It was a good decision. Yep. Yep.
This bag is nobody's. So down. Thanks buddy.
Oh wait, can we get this?
I want to get this before we go.
I really hope they make it so you can pick up herbs and stuff while you're in your travel
form and it just lets you keep traveling.
I feel like that would be so much better.
Where have you been?
I'm not standing here.
The sun embraces me.
Alright.
She was unhappy about that.
Have I been doing a lot of the question marks on the map?
Nope.
No, I have not.
It's killing you, isn't it?
A little bit.
Yeah, but I'm playing this game here for the normal.
Every where you go regardless it's a good sign I think we're close enough to begin
begin what are we doing here exactly we're not going to find whatever Kalleus left behind
on our own. The swamp is too big, and it all might well be buried in the mud, but there
is something in this mire that can help us. Little pests called Willow the Wasps.
Do you think they can help us find Callius' lair? Aren't they just teasing you with
random goodies? They know where all the treasure lies and what exactly we desire to find.
They can lead us to it, but of course, there is a catch.
I dread to ask.
They feed on suffering.
It's why they lead people astray.
Guide them into traps, fear, agony, death.
What a treat.
If we want their help, we need to pay a tribute.
Give them something that hurts real good.
Why don't they just try to drown us?
You don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Seals.
They know we know what they're doing.
Their tricks weren't working out so it's either a fair trade
or they get nothing.
Painful tribute.
How do we pay that with blood?
Nothing, Zo-Mondain.
Remember they want emotions.
The frustratingly powerful, the gut-wrenching,
We just fixed our trauma in the last mission too.
What timing.
I'm intrigued and watch. I'll show you how it's done
I've always dreamt of freedom.
I constantly wonder what it feels like because I wouldn't know.
They've promised it to me, time and again, one liar after the next, 200 years and counting.
But the truth is, if you're useful, you're fucked, they'll find a way to make you dance
to their tune.
I just wonder, was my misery, which they swore to end, orchestrated by them from the start?
I'll lead the way, but it's not a stage monologue. The best tragedies have more than one actor.
Go on, what's on your mind?
I dream of freedom too.
Maybe one day.
Maybe.
Deep thoughts with Jack Cohen.
Now, I've been bound to take care of my family for almost as long as I can remember.
And bound by your new nature and all that comes with it.
You might want to forget that, but it's no use.
That is sure as the sunrise.
Me.
I don't believe there's any such thing as freedom.
And if there's any such thing, it's not for me.
I can't reach it. I can't grasp it. I can't punish the bastards who deny me.
I'm too weak. Which means I'll be a tool for those who aren't.
Oh, I don't think...
Save it for later, Gohan. Look who's here.
Revelling a delicious...
Don't make me feel bad!
Delicious, so-fatriot.
And hey, they're trying to lead us somewhere.
Look at that, see?
They're around us.
Where'd they go?
You didn't think it'd be that easy, did you?
Come on, they're playing.
the game is catch. Fine. Too easy. I've been even trying to run. You could do faster.
What is this thing? Hmm, let's see. Hmm. Broken. First of all. No chance this broke on its own.
Broken, first of all.
Am I going right up to Wolverine?
Um, I may jump off and take a little bit of a break before Wolverine, but Wolverine's
happening in about an hour.
Yep.
Oh, good.
Oh good, came here with a host of men, but walked back alone, their souls forever forlorn.
It's signed by Saint Tobias.
Many spirits are haunting this place.
Makes me shiver.
Well, it looks like they did go this way when they were hunting Cullius.
Confirming that doesn't help us.
The wisps are showing us they know what we want.
Giving us a little taste. An incentive.
But now they're saying more. There's no turmoil in the hour, and that cannot be.
They know what we're after, but they won't give up for free.
Hmm.
So then, tell me, Cohen,
it was being a caretaker to your family the only thing you were when you were human.
Or was there more to your life?
I used to have dreams and plans.
We're gonna be careful about what we're doing here.
To read, to see the world, to learn a trade.
Oh, but now it might be inevitable that all that comes true.
Are you sure you want to kill Brunson?
Maybe you should thank him instead.
Well, thank his courts.
Have your cake and eat it too.
Clever.
But that aside, Cohen, why were you the one carrying this burden?
Shouldn't you have been living your own life, thinking about your own family to be?
I should have, but it was not to me to decide.
Why not?
Sounds unfair to me.
Sounds unfair to me.
There was nobody else.
I'll offer a mother. Disappeared.
What do you mean by that?
She was absent, as if she'd left her own body.
My siblings say she ran away.
Vanthendas.
And you? What do you say?
They're right.
Gotta play into it.
It's the easy way out.
They don't remember it.
But I saw her fading for years.
First she would go quiet for days, do the bare minimum, the rest was on me.
Curling this, curling that, soon I wasn't helping her.
She was helping me, if she felt like it.
I think she wanted out much sooner.
She just couldn't find a way to go.
And then Rikiri came and she...
Well, she disappeared, like I said.
And your father? Where was he in all of this?
You couldn't cope with losing her this is rough man, and she started slipping so did he whoo
tried to protect us from what was happening to her keep the family going nothing was wrong
But it broke him too
So I did what I could to help and at least shelter my siblings from this pain
Yeah, right on cue you got well Cohen they're here
Great, let's go great
Great.
Hmm.
Hmm.
So, where at the pass is going to lead us next?
The hell?
some Zambies?
Do I have any better vamp-eric abilities?
I'm not really using the explosion.
No, I don't really at all.
Man, we gotta work on that.
Oh
There's charge
Maybe sound great don't they lovely
We have the scream which is a stun debuff.
Let's try that one instead.
This guy.
There we go.
So we like that more.
Carnage that's that's not that's not a what was that it's not piece of a water
boy what was that cabin boy is that a cabin boy reference
Oh, look at this.
Nice.
Kupo, that's the one, man.
I don't even remember what that actor's name is, I haven't seen him for like a decade.
Put that back.
Yeah, no, Water Boy's Adam Salem, that's different, that's not what we're talking about.
That was a different boy.
Whoo
Chris Elliot there we go. What happened to Chris Elliot guys you still doing movies. Oh
Wait, I'm old now. Is he still alive? Go ask that first
fucking place hey he became Sam Elliot oh that dude's ancient that makes sense oh
Oh god
Oh damn
Got him. Got him. There we go.
We just got a really nice something.
your cones doing a lot of damage we're doing okay with the we've done a
little bit of specialization but I mean I'm I think we're doing pennies compared
to what some don't be doing right now be honest because we are not very spec
at the end of the day we should look around look at that bark
Clawmocks just I can't
Taneus just claws corrupted the trees
fascinating
Maybe you tried to hit my
What an unusual power the legends didn't mention that
Interesting yeah
Looks like an arm. Oh God. What the hell is it made out of?
Hang on. Is that a bone inside it? And a frackier's fang?
How bizarre. I wonder if the tooth caused this strange petrification.
This is a priest's signatory. Could it be... no.
What?
Saint Tobias's arm. The actual arm that he was missing.
oh they're very well could be clean cut from a blade shot right off yes dad he
was disarmed we get it in his arm if so I had no choice but chopped off the
corruption could have spread otherwise we're not alone watch out
Is this one?
Is there more? Now we're going to...
Little arseholes leading us to a trap now, huh?
Crumbs of history, hungry beasts. My patience is wearing thin.
Are we sure they know what we're after exactly? Maybe they think they're doing well.
Oh, they know.
They can feel it as easily as they can feel our emotions.
They know we're after Callius' secrets.
Hmm.
They're just being annoying.
You know, you have me right, you little pricks.
But I'm sorry to say they have the upper hand here.
And they want more, and they want better.
It's your turn.
So it is.
Even as a child, I didn't want to be defined by my assigned role.
A good wife to a bad man in a small Egyptian village.
Hey, look at that!
I didn't accept it.
Until it was beaten into me, that is.
It's hard to argue over the sound of your breaking bones, I find.
But even then, even then, I think I just learned to hide the truth.
from my husband and from myself.
Little Lack I needed to shut up while she was still alive.
You had a husband?
Before I even knew what that meant.
Was it an arranged marriage?
What do you think?
That my little heart was craving a 40 year old bearded bastard.
His rugged hands smacking me about.
out his spittle landing on my face as he disciplined me I'm sorry there was no
such thing as a choice or love for girls like me back then Cohen no such
thing as lost either in case you were wondering I didn't even know what that
was when I was married and it was decades later before I found out what
was your husband's problem with you I wasn't exactly what he wished me to
be. What did he wish for? A slave, a status symbol, a doll to play with, an object of envy.
But what he got, the poor sod, was a human being. Can you imagine? Just the worst.
I'm glad you found a way to survive. I survived, but there was a point, a moment,
where I thought I had actually lost myself, all of me, the last bloody spark.
I felt like I was trapped with this change inside my own skull.
The voice in my head was no longer mine.
What happened?
The part that haunts me the most.
I was standing over a pool of blood on the floor.
Just staring at it.
Didn't even feel the pain anymore.
I was trying to convince myself that what I was seeing was something else, that it had to be.
It was too small.
Just a clump.
A clot of blood.
Not the thing I was waiting for, trying to protect.
Trying to love.
Damn, dude.
She was probably beaten so hard she miscarried or something.
Oh my god.
And if he did, he didn't care.
There'd be more.
Jesus.
I was young.
I was the rush.
I figured that would be a story for these glowing assholes.
And I didn't even get to the Bronson's part.
Damn, man.
Damn.
Man, you know, the absolute worst part about playing a video game like this
This is knowing that this shit is going on in other places of the world while we sit here
and play our games.
That's wild.
Like, ugh.
Hmm.
What happened to your husband?
Did you ever make him suffer for all that?
And what did Francis do?
No.
I didn't make him suffer nearly enough.
Yeah.
It's been going on for...
What did I ever tell us?
This is what.
700 years ago?
And here we are, in the same world, right?
Sia happens everywhere, man.
Every single country.
Every single country.
Doesn't matter how developed.
You will find shitty people that do things like what this girl went through.
It is it's not a cultural or even a a demo. It's a Donna. It's just a it's just an unfortunate people thing
it's a power thing and
That's that's baked into every person unfortunately
Did you kill him?
No, I
Got to fight back
But I didn't get to deal the final bow
After brance has turned me he insisted we left right away. He said there was nothing else to do there
You know their spiel. Break your ties to the past, whatever.
I disagreed, and I went back home.
And I...
Very bad mind.
I walked right up to my husband, and I spoke up. Honest.
Weren't you afraid to defy Princess?
I was fed up with being afraid, Cohen.
More than I'd been with anything else before.
What did you say to your husband?
I don't remember.
It didn't matter what I said.
I spoke, and he hadn't given me permission.
He hit me instantly.
Not even a word of warning.
It was perfect.
In that moment, I had it all.
His shock, his fear, his regret.
moment of realization that he was fucked utterly and okay Lachor we're not
supposed to be making the wisps excited we're supposed to be making them sad
I lashed out and he was as powerless against my strength as I had been
against him then Brensus arrived and killed him oh why did he do it because
Because he wanted to, Colin.
Because that was his choice.
He was the one in charge.
He decided it would do me no good
to carry out my revenge anyway.
So he took it from me.
But as I said, in the end,
I came out on top.
That's what matters most.
Did you have another child?
Before you return?
Ah, but the wisps are here, Colin.
No need to pay more tribute.
It's me asking, not them.
But you haven't got any treasure to offer me, have you?
Who knows?
Fine, whatever.
Did you have another child?
No. And thank God for that.
I'd have stayed to try to protect them when I could have left.
And I'd have ended up doing fuck all just like my mother did.
But I only know that now
Do you wish you had a family or some semblance of one? I
I honestly don't know I
Haven't had a reason to think about that for decades. Why are you asking weird questions Cohen?
I wonder if I could still have one
Perhaps, but I would keep a loose definition of a family, if I were you.
What about having children? As a wreckier?
You're not exactly a wreckier, so I don't exactly know. Guess you'll just have to try it, won't you?
I... I see.
Have they...
They mentioned yet about, I mean, Rockier don't reproduce, right?
I'm sorry you went through all that.
Yeah, the whole point of Rockier is that they...
We should go.
Yeah, they changed.
You must be getting close.
Okay.
We better be.
Though I can't wait to hear what horrors you'll dredge up next time they ask for blood.
Blood...
...if only.
Alright.
Yeah, it's right. Don Walker blood is different. He wouldn't. I was gonna, I was gonna say it was weird. She said that and then all of a sudden they
went right over that part okay what's wrong with dawn walker blood so we we
think that silver has something to do with becoming a dawn walker there there
when when bright before Cohen Cohen worked in a mine where there were silver
particles in the air so we our current guests and they may confirm this later
is that because he had silver inside his body when he was turned, it didn't fully turn him.
So, that could be exactly why, when Princess tried to drink him, he was not good.
We just kind of connected these dots due to a line that one of them said
in a little area like, I think last stream, right? So, we're still waiting for confirmation.
Oh, that's right, he was coughing, which reminded us of the scene when Cohen was walking through
the mines and there was silver dust everywhere and they made a point to show that he was
coughing and having a problem with that.
That was right before all the shit hit the fan.
I like the look of them.
Ah, yes.
And a quarter seeping through.
Hmm.
There's air coming through this crack.
Well, there's only one thing to do here.
Step aside.
Oh, she's gonna do a blow-up thingy!
Man, I need that skill.
That's cool.
That's a good one.
I can only think of pretty much one thing that could really screw this up right now.
it after all so long as we find what we're looking for where if not here
and that is having to go eat before the next stream oh god we keep we keep getting
to awesome parts of this game and then having to go I hate it anyway I need to
go for now I'll be back in less than half an hour just over half an hour I
need to munch real quick and then I'm gonna be back for some Wolverine we're
gonna do that for a little bit tonight. So another three game day, we've already been on for like,
what? Almost seven hours and we've got more to go. So I will see you in a little bit. As always,
thank you so much for being here. I'm gonna kick you over to Pasco. We'll raid right back here
when I'm done. And like I said, just about 40 minutes and we're gonna go from there.
See you guys soon. Thanks for being here. Back soon. Bye-bye.
and neighbors these are trying times as you know we have a visitor in our midst some
of you may see them with distrust while others praise them through their
valiant journeys to the vitrometers this wanderer will aid us in our path of
restoration. But they will not be alone. We will lend them the skills we have gathered,
supporting their efforts with craftsmanship, might, and magic. And as they claim more victories
against their enemies, so will the mastery increase. The task ahead will not be an easy one,
as the dangers to face are many.
But together, we will endure,
as we always have.
Stay strong against the menacing shadows.
Do not let your spirits be weakened by sorrow.
Not while hope,
still enlightens our path.
Ah, that doesn't sound good.
Oh, I'm down again.
Not a lot I could do.
I was in a menu.
That doesn't sound good.
Oh God, what is this?
Oh, what?!
Oh, that's a good one.
I like my look at oh god
Oh my god
Some things no one can answer I'm going now. Oh, what is this thing?
I'm pretty sure there was another guy in here.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
So you're always going to take your seat.
Yeah. Yep.
Oh, come on! You're so fast!
Okay?
No! I didn't loot him! Damn it!
Ugh! God damn it!
I'm solved itself!
Ow!
Ow!
Oh, time for a break and then I just drill him in the face with my balls.
I'm running away. Do you mind explaining why you hit me in the face with your balls?
I found some salt. Oh, if I ever need salt, I can just get it from chat.
Yeah. Thankfully, chat is a salt dispenser. Yeah. It's pretty easy. See, watch this.
Last of Us 2 was the best game ever made. Cyberpunk 2077 will probably win Game of the
here this year at the game awards. Man, I'm super jazzed about the new Ubisoft NFTs.
There it is. There it is. Okay. Awesome. Thanks, Jack. I'm going to go pop some popcorn now.
Oh no! Oh no! No! No! Oh god no!
I have you now, my pretty.
I wonder what would happen if I tore the leg off.