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🧧 GOING TO FIND RED CHINESE OUTFITS FOR CHINESE LUNAR NEW YEAR 🧧 NO I WILL NOT DO THAT ONE IMPERSONATION YOU KEEP ASKING FOR 🧧
03-04-2026 · 3h 30m
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Pre-rolls should not be enabled.
If you see a pre-roll, let me know.
Wait why are you seeing pre-rolls if I'm playing 10 minutes of ads an hour?
are always enabled now until the first ad runs. Oh, I see, okay. I just want to make sure nobody's
getting messed up. By the way, who likes pickles on hamburgers? Type one if you like it, type two
if you think it's horrible. Mike's a little hot? Okay.
I'm going to fix this, don't worry.
All right, we should be sounding a little bit decent.
Oh, D-Num, I appreciate it.
5K today?
If we get 5K subsidy, I'm going to do something crazy.
Cleaner?
You just nailed me with four minutes of ads after pre-rolling me.
Take my prime, C.R.H.
One second, I'm trying to fix this.
Pre-bessel money.
Okay, just just just hold on a second. I understand I understand I understand just
Just hold on a second.
Alright, I gotta go and get something from the car real quick.
Hey, hyper fixation?
Thank you so much.
Greenerson, thank you so much.
Hello everybody, how is it going?
How is everybody going?
Doing today baby cakes.
Am I getting an outfit for next year?
Why, because Lunar New Year ended yesterday, lol?
Well, it doesn't matter because the party
I'm going to is today.
So, guess what?
The universe doesn't know.
The universe doesn't know or care the only people that know or care the people that are gonna be at the party today in stream
so
Yeah
Mike is cooked tell me how cooked is it man?
Anybody want to tell me I cooked in this I
Got you hold on
Kim Kim, I'm not gonna make you watch that many ads
Roadcast or software is not running. Let me turn it on real quick.
Ah! My balls! My balls! My balls!
Off selected. The answer.
Okay. Now I should sound a little bit more compressed and sexy.
Hello everybody. Welcome to the stream. This is your host, Seer.
here very excited to be here today with you this is flaming dragon now I'm gonna
try my best not to lose my voice today even though I might if I start losing my
voice I might start sounding like will nephron's gonna be good the mic is
actually too quiet and should be louder in my opinion who will clinton
guess what I don't know you you gotta earn respect around you to start giving
your opinion it's perfect yes yes yes you've got to earn your respect audio guy
we had an audio guy in the chapter in this trimathon he was actually he was
actually telling us how it was I can't hate him if you're here if you're in
here man I owe you a gifted sub and anybody else who thinks that they are
there they're owed a gifted sub I want you to know that I'm here for you so
today we're gonna be it's like a muffled peaking okay okay all right you guys
are gonna make me go crazy and I'm not gonna think about this anymore cuz I'm
not gonna be at the desktop all day and it's all gonna be okay all right it's
either too loud too soft and I don't want to talk about this anymore I don't
want to talk about this anymore please please please please wait so you're
meaning to tell me that that guy who's telling me that the audio was
fucked up for hours on end and making fun of us for acting like we
didn't know what we were doing was actually a user error.
Mike does sound croaked.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
I can fix this.
So what if I go like this?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hello.
Is it, is it still gaining now?
Is this still gaining?
Nope, volume low though.
Perfect but a bit low.
Alright, what about now guys?
Guys, you're interrupting my ability to listen to this Chinese music right now!
20% higher? Okay. I only trust Milanify, base Madouf, uh, chunky spaceman, um, I only trust
confident people. No, I mean, I only trust people who I have technologically validated.
Emily, you get a pass. And you throw from Greece, you get a pass too, okay? I'm a good man.
They all said hire it. That's why I listened to them. That's why I turned it up a little bit.
Guys, I'm not here to argue with you. I'm here to act like I'm really good friends with you,
That way you get me back to the 5k subs and my energy level spike to the whole new level where the energy only lasts for two hours
And I'm cooked for the rest of the day
But no you're gonna get you're gonna get me all day
Because we got to go find I okay here. I'm gonna tell you what I want to do
I want to get a Chinese lunar new year fit. I
Want it to be Chinese if I can get it to be Chinese it will be Chinese
I'm already losing my best if I can't find Chinese and I won't find Chinese
But I want to wear a Chinese outfit today to the party tonight.
That's my goal.
Type one if you want to see me in a red and gold Chinese outfit.
58 months of irreversible brain damage.
Okay.
Thank you, Seer.
That's a good 20 people.
That's good enough.
It's a good 20 people tall the box. You're gonna see it anyways. Hey, 223 bucket. I appreciate it
Dude, why did I get an add-on Instagram for your ishi style shirt? Because it's a hoax, man
Sierra doesn't realize how Brazilians are yet. What does that supposed to mean?
The Brazilians not tight or do they not want to see me in a Chinese outfit?
This shirts badass. Thank you and things. I don't know PC knows that I'm wearing him as a shirt
I don't think you'll ever know I kept trying to tell him. I was like, hey
How do you feel about me wearing your shirt? You just look at me
Hey, I appreciate that Ozzy I appreciate that
You know, thanks for your 14 months. See you back. He is
so
so bad
And you know what
What else okay, I want to look at a traditional Chinese new New Year fit
Chinese
New Year outfit man
Okay, I think I'm actually gonna be able to find this today. Maybe for cheap, too
Turn the music up? It's actually like too loud for me.
I don't want to hear it. I don't want you to think I'm making fun of this.
Yeah!
Louder than me? Okay. Okay. What about now? Oh, it's your little baby bitch. You're so
too sensitive to the music. Oh, okay. So I want to get something like this. I want
to get something like this. That's what I want. I would look so cool. I think I
I know where I'll be able to find this today if I could get this I would get this
If I got the 5k subs I would do everything in my power to wear this bad boy
Could you see me rocking up to the fucking Lunar New Year party and me stream just like this me the car
Where am I gonna get a get where am I gonna get a get it? I'm gonna find it
Check that out
Me and sushi walking up like that
I'm just gonna get that. I know
Sush is waiting for me. I just
I can get that off of Amazon in under an hour. Do you really think? No, maybe I should order
a backup just in case.
hold on hold on hold on hold on red Chinese outfit men no they're all coming
tomorrow. I can't get anything today. Guys, I know a store that I can go to. I think we're
gonna be okay. Worse comes at worst. We end up with a red paper. I'm gonna keep this
bad boy going. Get it. Get a Chinese New Year made outfit. I don't know if I'd be able
to find that. Don't forget the mic. I won't forget the mic.
Um, Seuss, could you update jars on what's happening? I, I, I, I am my insanity had
I assumed that she had known or you both would have communicated about it and I failed it's
my fault.
Use your air.
Don't let me forget about the mics.
Can we get a 7-11 pizza 2 hour out on the Corolla?
I did read that red might be bad luck here though because the fire horse and red being
off balance.
Well, you know what's crazy.
i just don't understand what that means
i just don't understand what that means if i get a translator i would like that
Type one of your white, type two is the other.
Damn, am I pretty white coded?
I don't see color. Oh shit.
Okay, careful there.
Okay.
My title kinda seems like I'm trying to do an accent and I'm not, I'm just trying
I'm gonna literally get a headline of everything.
Okay, hold on, I didn't communicate to Pete Sharps
when we were doing this.
I thought that it was obvious
we were doing this midday, but we're not.
This is busy moving. And Sears can only do it earlier so I might have to just do this with Sears. I'm not sure what I'm gonna have to do.
It's my own fault.
I think that there are 35 to 40 year old software developers and maybe some unemployed people
as well. But I have hope for you, okay? And then a couple juicers, a couple, a couple oilings, okay?
I've seen some of you. I have seen some of you. I'm a 37 year old mixed woman.
26 year old office worker from Germany. I'm an autistic unemployed white dude.
33 Brazilian women 33 Brazilian women there's there's no Brazilian woman women
watching me 29 year old half autistic cook you cook well 25 year old Greek
giga-chat
Okay.
Yo, 5000 bits!
That's huge. Thank you.
I like that big time.
Yes, yes, yes.
Coming to Brazil?
I might.
What if I go to Brazil?
If I go to Brazil, what's the first thing that I do?
Don't see Steakhouse.
That would only be the people in America saying Steakhouse.
I'm a 3,000 year old ice dragon, okay, so a loli.
Um, kind of Patagonia's here, you will love it.
I've been to that store a few times.
I'd get my phone stolen in Brazil.
What if I say, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm from America.
Don't, don't, American, please don't steal, please don't steal.
What if I do that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I am American.
Please don't steal this.
Do you think that'll work?
It'll beat you up too.
What if I go, no, no, no, no, don't beat me up, I'm American.
I'm American, please.
What if I do that?
Then I get stabbed.
What if I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, please don't stab me, I'm American.
Would that work?
What if I go whoa, whoa, whoa America number one country, please
Say your Canadian
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm Canadian a come on number two country
I'm just pissing people off
What if I got like this whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm Brazilian
Hey, I'm Brazilian.
I love Anderson Silva.
Vanderlei Silva.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Jiu-jitsu.
Jiu-jitsu.
Brazilian Jiu-jitsu.
What if I do that?
my great grandma was half
Cherokee.
He's here. I'm just loving these
six-minute ads these days really
truly brightens up my Wednesday
evenings over here in cold
England where I set my cup of tea
and bangers and mash. Well, dude, I
gotta say, bangers and mash is
actually pretty good. And if
you're really fed up with those
ads, I'm gonna give you some
Guess what?
I just got that dog in me!
My balls!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yup, I'm that guy.
Dude, I would like to announce to you
with so much love,
because you guys have been so fucking kind to me,
I have to tell you with absolute, much absolute, just intimate, uh, uh, uh, platonic, intimate, um, passion.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am 75 subs away from 5000 subscribers.
Thank you so much.
And as you will know, as you know, I am just, I can't speak English, man, I can't speak
English, man.
This is what everybody's going to do real quick, okay?
I know you're sitting there, you're sitting there, you look at your prime button, you
realize it hasn't been used.
You realize now is the moment, now is the moment that everything that you were
ever born it came into this one connection between you and me all right
and you say I'm gonna let them know and I'm gonna become a part of this one
moment and it just goes boom boom boom boom boom and you just know and you're
there and I'm there and your parents are there and and Jack and Rosa are
there and it's the Titanic
uh
Calling feral's there will feral's there will Smith is there, uh, you know
John Smith is there
Oh damn Wow
So I had zero I had zero I
Had zero conversion right there. I
Really got to consider I really got to consider what's going on
Zero conversion.
It's okay.
You gave it to Jeremy yesterday?
It's okay.
I'll remember that.
Hey, don't you worry.
I'm gonna be okay.
I need to seriously consider joining the four the military. I'm flat-footed man
I would trip on the first day and get shot in the head. It would be that I'm you
know in the movies when the door opens and the bullets are flying I'm the
first guy who gets shot okay that's me all right I'm a clown that sings and
dances that's my thing and you thank you so much I appreciate the two
I will not let you down. I'm only gonna keep getting better and better. Okay, you watch
This is gonna be an incredible month. Yes, Steve. Yes. Yes. Yes. Thank you. I
Knew it. I knew somebody was listening
Thanks here for gifting me the silent fortune the surprise of receiving it made me choke up the entire banger
I have swallowed
Fall into my cup of tea by Wednesdays now ruins. Well, it's okay. You're in the UK. Is that the best place in the world?
Thank you. Thank you. I'm being humbled right now. I'm being really I'm being really humble
We just wait the UK's not the best place in the world. It's not the happiest most beautiful place in the world
What?
Okay, what's the best my hand roll diaries? Oh my god, dude. Thank you so much
Okay, come down man. Come on. Thank you. Thank you
after last month he kind of woke me up a little bit I said hey you know what yes a
lot of those subs went towards me getting blasted get blasted but it also
yes while that did made me get to my head a little bit because it made me think oh
one trick pony you know I mean oh wow so that's what it takes here you got to
get blasted all night well doesn't matter because that's still content it's
still content all right it happened I can convert that get blasted to my
personality and I can I can blast you and you can get blasted with my personality and my content
do you see what I mean you are getting blasted with my me you're getting blasted by me you're
lying on bed and you're getting blasted by me okay and I understand now I still got that dog in
And I don't know what you get when you fuck your mom, you get a brother, and you get a son.
I'd like to thank you so much, my idol Barry. I will not let you down.
Look look at that
See when I when I go to the gym and I pump fire and it's for you guys
Because I know me being healthy means I get to be around longer for you guys
Because you guys are gonna be watching me for the rest of your life and I'm gonna be here to cheer you on along the way
Making you laugh day in and day out improving my humor improving my comedy improving my jokes improving my rap
So they're not just about sex in sucking bitch and you know
Yo, Zeus!
Alright, let me turn off this noise gate real quick.
Deser, compressor, Apex or equalizer, Deser, noise gate.
Oh, noise gate is off.
Dude, I got big Chinese music playing.
Damn.
Wait, this guy said unfollowed for small ass arms?
Watch this.
I'm gonna sub his ass, so he's always gonna have to be reminded of me.
Got him?
I'm doing whatever I can to my power to get back up to 5k.
Um, but you know what?
I should be thankful.
I should be thankful that I'm even up there and it close to it.
Okay.
You're going to go live.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I still got to figure out because I don't want to abandon Peach on this idea.
well she said she can't she said she can't do it because of the time we're
doing it and and I forgot to tell her what time my god you need a $30,000
Fun streams lately.
MAMAS!
Hey, my admiral Diaries, I'd like to thank you so much for that bad boy.
20 bangers just like that won't let you down.
I promise.
And anybody else who comes up with a sub, I guarantee it.
only gonna keep getting better and better and better stuff for me because you're
getting blasted by me. Boys and girls, thank you, try to show.
Whoo! What do I do with all this adrenaline? Oh, did you go diaper? Ten
Bangers?
I have so much energy.
Did you like that?
Was that good?
Thank you to all the lovers.
Thank you to all the fans.
I'm loved by truly in love.
all shit out is that the seer from twitch.tv the one with that bad ass giga chattanoog
blonde hair god damn dude cuh is fucking fly
I know what made that happen actually. Thank you very, very, very much hot shit dog.
20 to 30 thousand dollars. Okay, Super Gamer Guy 86, myaderal diaries
with 20 bangers. This is what I'm going to say real quick.
Thank you very, very, very much.
You know, this year in the past, he's been desperate, you know?
And I feel like this means you trust in me and you believe in me and I'm not going to
let you down.
And thank you so much for believing in me.
I'm going to fucking give it to you.
Bulbasaur, thank you very much for the five.
You just keep watching.
Not watching my balls.
I can't watch my balls. You can probably see it a couple times with the stream of fun.
I would like to thank you guys very much for getting me back to 5k.
I knew I would earn it back, man. I knew I would earn it back!
Well...
Was it pity or was it earn?
It could be a little bit of both.
But what matters is I'm here and I'm present right now.
By the way, I like that shirt you're wearing.
I really like that shirt you're wearing.
Looser, thank you.
But really, my Adderall Diaries, your subs aren't gonna go, they're not gonna die in vain.
They're gonna be replenished and planted as beautiful trees and those trees are gonna grow.
And they're gonna flourish and they're gonna, their beautiful apples are gonna come from those trees.
And we're gonna eat them all together.
And I'm gonna give you that apple and you're gonna
And the snake's gonna be coming out and he's gonna be like don't eat those apples that's a sin
And now you know what we're gonna do we're gonna go like this
We're gonna go well snake you don't run my fucking life these apples are good and we earn this tree and
And and we're gonna make that and we're gonna take all those apples. We're gonna make them into apple juice
We're gonna give that apple juice to sushi dragon. He's gonna eat it
The snake's gonna be like you can't drink that apple juice and he's gonna be like well
I'm drinking it in any ways you've done the snake
And and that snake is gonna out of jealousy. He's gonna slither all the way from the Garden of Eden
Where our apple beautiful apple garden is okay, and that beautiful snake that horrible evil ugly snake
It's gonna go all the way to the UK I'd slither up into a little house
And and and he's gonna he's gonna go
Hesaiya shah and he's gonna he's gonna the friend
Thank you. Thank you for the subs. I appreciate it. Thank you for the apple treats. I do appreciate
it. Am I okay? I am pretty okay. Sush! Sush! Sush! Sush! Sush! Thank you for the level
11 hop train. How long does Chinese new lunar new year I thought I wait Chinese lunar new year.
I mean, it's not a day I thought it's a week ten. Yes. First day of between the 21st of January
in the 20th of February. Oh, what? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, it doesn't matter.
Because for this party, we are celebrating the fact that it happened. So think about
it that way. Okay. Think about it that way. The fact that it happened. The fact that
to happen okay so yeah I'm not gonna let that stop me from enjoying it and I
don't think it's gonna stop any of us from enjoying it I'm sure it's gonna be
in chat all night people are gonna be going well mega all happened happened
happen but you know what do you know what else that means it means when we
go to the Chinese stores today that means the Chinese Lunar New Year
Outfits are going to be extra cheap much like Halloween when Halloween's finished you go to spirit Halloween store and it looks used and
and
Depressing and everything's cheap and the candy the candy is one cent
It's gonna be like that
Everything's gonna be on sale, and I'm excited and nothing's gonna stop me from enjoying it because
I'm thankful to be here with you today
day. And to all my white guys in chat. I know you probably didn't even think about all this,
but next year, let's, let's, you know, let's all immerse ourselves in multiple cultures. I'm a
multi, I'm a multicultural guy. I like to immerse myself. May I be an inspiration to all my
white folk out there? To immerse yourself in all the amazing cultures that this country has
Thank you so much.
Did I sound like a politician?
The true Steven Seagal of our time.
Thank you.
I do want to again thank you guys so much.
Thank you for supporting the channel.
I'm always looking for new ways to improve.
Make the community happy.
Make the community feel more special.
special and slowly but surely I believe it's happening all right I'm gonna invite
you to stream together all right I'm gonna turn off my my Chinese music
what
gyro pyro thank you so much thank you I can't the thing is I can't hear you
with my Chinese music on you'll apparently change here but that's good
because the outfits are gonna be cheap man oh maybe she was kind of enough to
wait till we were done and she had us it was keeping us alive yeah big shout out
to uh
Is it working go accept that real quick go accept that real quick go accept that real quick go accept that real quick
I need a I need to want to educate myself real quick
Yeah, I'm going to watch one video.
Oh, no.
Hold on.
I'm going to actually, I'm going to, you guys are going to see part of you guys
being so great and supporting me so aggressively means that.
I'm going to be improving my alerts and overlays and making sure they're not also scuffed because you deserve better.
I'm going to watch this two minute video explaining.
Yeah.
No, 12 years ago, five years ago.
I'm going to watch this four minute video real quick.
I got to educate myself.
Did they have to use that font?
That font is a little like old school Microsoft word.
Just as the New Year began, a mythical beast called Nien emerged from darkness and onto
the land.
Nien began hunting people and animals and destroying their homes.
It was utter chaos. People had no idea how to protect themselves from the beast.
Eventually, they discovered that Nien was afraid of loud noises, fire, and the color red.
So, from then on, before New Year's Day, people would post red couplets, which contain
blessings and wishes they have for the new year on the front of their houses.
They would also light loud and bright firecrackers and hang lanterns to scare
the beast away just in case he was still around.
Is he still around today? Did you know that this story actually tells us the
legend of how Chinese New Year began?
Chinese New Year, also known as Lunar New Year, is a festival celebrated every year by Chinese communities worldwide, from Hong Kong to...
Yeah, today me and the white boys are going to be celebrating it too. Everybody, all my white boys in chat, you're going to be there on stream and you're going to be celebrating it too.
Yes, London, and Sydney to San Francisco.
It is a very important festival to Chinese people,
because they believe that a good start to the year will lead to a lucky and prosperous year.
Chinese New Year starts on the very first day of the lunar calendar.
This day usually falls in January or February.
Like a lot of celebrations around the world and in different cultures, there are special traditions that are observed during Chinese years.
Money envelopes. Money envelopes.
One of the most obvious traditions is the use of the colour red.
Yep, red cash envelopes.
This is because red represents good fortune and happiness.
That is why you'll see lots of red decorations such as lanterns and couplets hanging around streets
buildings and in houses as well
One of the exciting parts of Chinese New Year are all the red envelopes
These envelopes have money inside who is that and are given to children by married adults
Can I get it at the 36 year old man?
Which was a peaceful New Year
Ooh!
Firecrackers are also set off to sound out the old year and welcome in a better new year.
Are they loud?
Chinese New Year is an important time for families to be together.
People come home from all around the world to celebrate the festival with their families.
on Chinese New Year's Eve, families sit together at round tables for a reunion
dinner and enjoy a feast. Some foods are extra popular at this time because
their names or appearances carry positive symbolic meanings. These foods
include dumplings, mandarins, and rice balls. I love those. Yum. Yum.
During Chinese New Year you can say
新年快乐
玩心理
Which means Happy New Year
May your wishes be fulfilled
Everyone celebrates special days in their own way
Different people have different traditions that they enjoy during their festivals
And these are just some of the common ones seen during China.
Happy New Year.
新年快乐.
新年快乐.
新.
新.
年.
新年.
新年.
新年.
新年.
Let me write it down.
I got to write it down.
Xin Nian Kuai
Xin Nian Kuai
Luo
Xinyan kwai luah.
I'm from America.
Happy New Year.
What's that good
Hey, come on. Hey, I'm putting effort into it
I'm putting effort into it you're gonna get mad at me for it
New Year's快樂
New Year's快樂
Cool, I think that's beautiful
Yeah, I like that.
I think that's all I need.
I don't need to overreach.
I don't need any more than that.
I think I need to buy you a phone.
Oh no, what do you want?
I'm gonna put this one on the book.
Alright, I need my...
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Okay, hello. Alrighty then. Okay, well, nice guy. Try to
upgrade the Internet.
Hey, but possibly plus one viewer
So
My favorite Chinese streamer wait I really I already forgot what I was learning
One second
If you are Chinese in chat type one if you understand me, okay
See young quite look God, that's good. That is good see young quite look that is good
You just don't get that man
Like I just I kind of am a different beast
The music over there right now
新年快乐? God! How does he do it?
乐,乐,乐,乐,乐,乐,乐. Um... Let me hear it. Let me hear it one more time.
Happy New Year. 新年快乐.
乐,乐,乐,乐,乐,乐,乐,乐,乐,乐,乐,乐,乐,乐.
pronounced shin more than shin shin shin shinyan kwa luo shinyan kwa luo
as you feel might like my internet's been pretty consistent here I've never
after here have I? I think it's been pretty consistent.
One thing I hope never happens, I hope my, I hope, well here's one thing, let me know
if this is out of line. I hope I never get struck by lightning. I hope I never end up
in a vegetative state. And I, I hope that nothing bad happens to you.
That sounds like a threat, but I actually mean it
Is that a crazy thing to say?
It sounds like I'm threatening you
Have a safe drive
If you say have a safe drive, it's okay. If you add anything more to that, it's suddenly not okay.
Okay, have a safe drive. Sometimes people get in car crashes.
You know what I mean? Have a safe drive. Sometimes bad things happen to people driving.
Have a safe drive. Sometimes people disappear.
Hey, have a safe drive. Sometimes people get t-boned.
You see what I mean? That's power. That's how you make somebody...
You say that to somebody no matter how mad they get at you even if they beat the shit out of you
They're still gonna question the drive home. It's about that wink
You see what I mean
Hey safe travel right? Sometimes people keep on
Like you can whoop the shit out of me man, but if that shit is already in motion and it is what it is
Hey, have a good sleep, man. Sometimes people don't wake up.
I'm gonna start doing that.
That's a power move.
Because even if they're not superstitious,
it's- there's no way it won't get to their head.
Hey, safe flight tomorrow.
Oh, God!
That's fucked up. I mean, I could just be winking because I feel like I'm giving you a little piece of love.
It's okay to say safe flight, but you cannot add anything to it.
I'm a safe flight man, news has been fucked up lately.
Fuck up
Yeah, also don't tell anybody if you had a nightmare of them dying
If you it's funny because if you wake up and say dude, I had a nightmare
I got I got rolled in my mind. I got died in my nightmare. It's fine
Everyone's gonna be like damn that sucks dude, but if you're like dude, I had a nightmare and well you fell into a wood chipper
It's not okay
I got died.
Okay, I think we should go out and get this, uh, I think we should, you, you ready to go
China max?
All right, guys, me and sushi are going to go China max real quick.
Xin Yang Kualua
Xin Yang Kualua
That's the first Chinese I've I've ever learned Mandarin to be specific
Are you impressed okay? Okay? Okay? No more stolen
Look look look look look look look look look look. I sound like a TTS okay
I'm trying
Horrible
Come on
I'm trying
All right, you said Pete George first and guest you ready
Stand by chat five five four four three three two one
Why?
Why?
Are you sure that's the right one?
I'm not going to see anything crazy.
Yeah.
I'm not going to see anything crazy.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, no.
It's different.
I'm just kidding.
Bro, you don't trust me, bro.
You don't trust me, bro.
You don't fucking trust me, Steph.
I do, I do.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
All right.
That's here in the corner, losing his religion.
You're real quick, just wanna say thank you
to Beans for the follow,
and Serious for the raid of One Viewer.
Appreciate the support, anything I can get, baby.
Let's go.
Hey, real quick.
You wanna see what else I like switching to this?
Real quick, what is it?
You ready?
A little bit right.
Already failing.
I know.
I hate it.
It's your Wi-Fi and cellular.
Have we not figured out how to bond yet?
It is bonding.
It's using...
It's just...
This is one area.
It's like a cursed spot.
Xin nian kuei lu.
Xin nian...
Xin nian kuei lu.
Xin nian kuei lu.
That's racist.
That's not...
I'm literally...
I'm literally...
I'm literally...
I'm literally...
I'm literally...
I'm literally...
I'm literally...
I'm literally...
I'm literally...
No, it's not. I'm literally trying to practice the pronunciation.
Xinlan?
He can speak English, guys. I'm not saying that, assuming you're turning into a racist thing.
First off, he's not even, that's not even him.
Yeah, I am Chinese. I'm more Chinese than you, brother.
Oh, what the fuck? You can't side with him, something.
I know he speaks English, alright?
I know that he doesn't even understand what I'm saying.
I...
What?
Whoa, fuck off.
Sheen, you haven't quite looked.
Goddamn.
You just don't get that.
Oh, I feel fucking, I'm, see, I'm quiet, yeah.
So this has low bit rate, even if it's, we got six, six MBS.
No, no, this is the pocket, this is, this is what's going through the string, this
is what's going through the string.
You got my mind going all crazy.
It is bonding cellular and Wi-Fi. I'm sure if we move around look it's just it's up at three now. You ready to start China maxing
Yeah, I want to try to start China maxing. But wait look at this speaking of China maxing
Let's showcase this Chinese product DJI who's been dominating
The streamer scene. So I guess it's gonna be strong enough. It's gonna have a strong enough connection. Yeah
I mean, it's working right now. Look what I switch to this. Yeah, I mean, it's working right now. Look what I switch to this
Wait, what the fuck?
You know, I thought the whole point of this was to have a low key.
Yeah, yeah.
You put this in the backpack and then you just go like this here.
You can put the phone in the bag.
Holy shit, George, you're gonna be so excited.
You think she'll like that though?
Xin nian kway lu.
Xin nian kway lu.
Xin nian kway lu.
Xin nian kway lu.
Xin nian kway lu.
Xin nian kway lu.
See, non-quite.
See, non-quite.
Let's just go while...
Oh, it's a little chopped. It's a little chopped.
No, it's just your bit rate.
Your bit rate is really bad.
But we can still pixelate.
You can do everything.
Audio clipping? Do you think it's worth it?
Audio clipping?
I don't know how to...
Check, check, check.
Ooh.
Audio is peaking.
I don't know how to reduce the mic on these things, I wouldn't know how to do it, it's
just you.
It's just me?
Oh, it's my OBS, it's my OBS.
What do you mean?
This shit's jacked up, look at that.
That's why I tell them that you're...
How do I sound chat?
It's good now. Way better.
It's good now.
Could you put the mic down more?
It's good now.
Okay.
Wait, oh wait.
Also?
I didn't throw a limiter on this one.
Yeah.
I always throw a limiter just in case.
Much better.
Oh yes, limiter is not bad.
One, one.
One, one.
It's good.
It's not quite enough.
Damn.
Negative 12 is crazy.
Yeah.
I'm quite a damn negative 12 is crazy
Yeah
I mean look how low I have to turn my mic on this one. Oh, and apparently that's only hitting green on here like it's wild
Okay, I love that one phrase. Well, it's the one I got to practice
What why is it delayed?
Why is there a two second fucking delay oh?
Oh
Because I'm using the mic. I'm using the mic from
Okay, I know I was late. I was using the wrong camera.
Does chat like what they're saying now?
Alright, this is better. This is how it should be, chat.
Alright, this is the multi-camera phone setups here.
Look, this is, you run this, you just throw that in the backpack, but you can walk around with this.
I like that because it looks like we're just shooting a YouTube video.
Yeah.
And people don't get intimidated by that.
No, where's pixelate mode?
We'll see how it works.
I'm not going to put this away.
Are we going now?
I want a fucking Red Bull.
Okay.
There we go.
Are we going?
Are we going?
No, no, hold on.
Okay, so this is like, um,
Yeah, this is a pretty
cool setup.
I don't know why, I don't know why
they're mobile.
I don't know why their mobile does their mobile need to be updated. I do get a little bit right now. I see a little bit
This is the TV you backpack. There's in the TV you backpack
All right guys
We're here to make some fucking viral content let's do it
for everybody's new here this is what we're gonna be doing yes Chinese Lunar
New Year has concluded but today there's gonna be a party that Emeru is having I
think with X family as well not just assuming that because she's Chinese but
I believe that that's just what they did last year and they're gonna be doing
that again this year but with that said we're gonna be going out we're gonna
be China maxing today very excited to see how the China maxing goes so type
One, if you're already. Audio sounds good. Visual sounds good.
Melify says, when you're connected to the TV Wi-Fi like that, you're only using a standby modem.
Is there any way to change that?
What does that mean?
I don't know. Melify?
You're really not even bonding your TV event, Pat.
I thought you guys were bonding it.
I don't think they know what the fuck they were doing.
Listen, I don't want to take Macs too much.
But whose phone is that?
This is a Hershey McFly.
Oh.
Audio is still weird. Why is it only weird on me?
How is that possible when we're using a receiver like that?
Yeah, I don't want to take Max too much.
Is there a mic on this, Flucco?
There is a mic on it, and you can switch to that.
Yeah, let's just use that.
OK, let me switch to this one.
Yeah, we don't need a mic, Max.
OK, all right, we're going to use the DJI mic.
OK, guys, hey, this is your host, Seer, guys,
ready and excited to do a little bit of China Maxing?
Okay.
TV is pretty much useless as a Wi-Fi boundary, though.
Yes, audio quality is going to be worse because we are using the device audio now.
You got to turn the back up now.
Yeah.
Okay.
It was much better, yes, from a technological standpoint.
Technological standpoint the audio will be better when you are using high-quality
Hollyland lavalier mics. We're no longer using those. We're using device audio
Which should be along the lines of iPhone quality?
Yeah, well, let's see. Let's see good. Are we good with audio guys that? Oh
No, you need the loves
Do we need the loves look we could we could ditch we could ditch the market if you guys
You heard him, Jeff. No tech, Maxi.
You can't really adjust the game when it's only using the cell phone or something.
Okay, so this is a setup that I guess is using really only two modems.
So if you really want to text max this, you would probably have two eSIMs, one Wi-Fi,
and then you have three bonds.
Let's go shopping!
No text back there!
Woo!
Woo!
Are you ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to go right back to you guys.
I'm going to go right back to you guys.
Okay, I'm ready.
Are we going?
Yup.
We going now?
Yeah, I'm going to go right back to you guys.
How good was that?
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
I actually prefer filming you from the DJI than a phone.
God, I hate filming people from a phone.
It's like...
All right, what's the best way to go into...
What's the best way to go into the uh, blackout mode?
Pixelate.
You can pixelate from it.
Oh yeah, we can still do it.
You're essentially still using mode?
Yeah, yeah, you're right. I like that.
Okay, just something we can do device or device. Yeah
All right, hopefully this works
All right, we are in bitmate bitmate bit rate mode see ya I'm coming
I need to apologize, I need to apologize and tell her that I'm still wanting to go out for a picture.
Okay, I'll apologize.
What time is that party again?
Six.
Okay, then, yeah.
I hope this works, dog!
It's basically a device in the device.
You just throw this in the backpack.
Xin Yang, why are you doing that?
Okay, let's get a little bit of AC in here.
Ooh, imagine a little mount for that.
Imagine all the vehicles.
It's actually good because I might be able to scout this out for George.
Jamelify, whenever they use a TV or a backpack, they're just using one modem out of this $30,000 backpack is wild.
What are you talking about?
You really gotta talk to your tech team.
What are you talking about?
The TV or backpack, when you're just using the Wi-Fi, you're only using one modem.
It only bonds when there's a camera connected to the TV.
It's not made for bonding. It's made for production going into the backpack.
It's not supposed to be used as a Wi-Fi hotspot.
Yeah, but why have you guys just been using it as a Wi-Fi hotspot?
Well, to be fair, I never did that. I was always kind of against that idea.
I was never really... I never really found the Wi-Fi to be stable.
No.
But when you asked sick to bring the backpack, I thought you guys were bringing it back.
Well, in some cases it's better than nothing.
Hello?
Hey, did you already leave?
No, no. I wanted to, I was going to call and apologize to you that I'm sorry I didn't arrange times, but I was thinking we, I can scope this out, find a good spot, and then I can take you to it, or you can stream it.
Marty, where are you going? I don't know anything about what you're doing to you.
We're going and getting red outfits.
I know where.
Well, I did a little bit of research.
I want to get a traditional Chinese outfit.
So I'm going to go to a place that I've done some research,
and apparently they have some fits there.
OK.
Do you mind leaving your side door unlocked?
Yeah, it's all unlocked.
OK, thank you.
All right.
OK, I'll let you know what's going on, OK?
What do you think you'll be done with everything?
I don't know if you're going to move things.
OK, I'm sorry.
Well, you can go live at any time.
I had to do this time, because Soosh has a meeting at, at, uh...
Well, he can still continue after I...
Yeah, I want to still continue, because I still got to do it with Wake, too.
I don't even know if I'm going to go tonight yet. I, I have a too much going on over here.
Okay.
Okay, bye guys.
All right, bye.
All right, stay up, Queen.
What was this, air working?
This is, why is it so hard?
Okay, all right, we're still going to China Max chat as a Chinese man I would like to
to also wear a traditional Chinese outfit to the lunar party.
Oh my god.
The AC is not ACing.
Oh, it's cool.
Because it wasn't on.
I mean, I didn't turn it on.
I don't know what's going on with that.
Yeah, I'm actually half Chinese.
So have you told them what's going on with you, blood-wise?
Yeah, half Chinese, half Filipino, part Hawaiian, 25 people, 25 people.
you
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Hey chap, what's that one song from Street Fighter? That's like I'll fight and do my best remember I was obsessed with it for a little bit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I use your tail?
Thanks.
Yeah.
I'm trying to find that street fighter the new street fighter game rap song that was
like in the menu I thought was so funny
but you think we're actually gonna find the Chinese outfit here in Austin
people here that need to buy outfits traditional outfits though yes
we're doing traditional shit all the time and they're all better way that they're
I don't know where it's going.
Whoa, this is up next on Trillium.
It's a sign. It's a sign Sushi Sears back.
I
Incarceration
Injaculation
Emancipation
What's the latest three part again guys
or is there coffee?
yeah
you have to get coffee
here we go
check this out
this is the vibes
I
That body
You're a nice boy, I love this one.
I might show you what I got cuz you know it's all about rockin' on the ball, boy
Givin' my all, boy, honey, feel the light, I can follow all the boys
The time has come to tell this world, no weakens need you know
That I'm a star for all those wicked years
I've been struggling for years, I'm sayin' I'm one of a kind
And they ain't gonna bite me, I'm shippin' you, but yeah, I bite me
Runnin' when I see from the man that's not me
That's right, you fresh dog
I got a problem with the beard
Everybody knows where I was keepin' red
I fall down, I get up, I keep pushing fear
And now I'm a champion
I didn't know even what they say can't be done
With my straight spirit, I raise my flag
I'm free
I'm free
you
you
you
you
you
You
Check, check, check, check, check.
Nice! Look at that.
You're the best 2000, okay?
Do you have a drop run?
Oh, you got you!
Fuck you, fat, okay?
Something else in the dark room?
What you got?
Nothing!
Nothing!
How the fuck are some dogs?
Alright, mail supply.
What the hell?
Damn!
That's it, that's it, hard.
Whoa, what the-
You can't show this?
Yeah, that's it.
Alright.
oh nice whoa you actually have a little Chinatown
oh armored vehicle I yield to you armored vehicle you carry the people's
money
I'm just driving around looking for an uncle on the phone, I'm getting an eye of everything.
Pretty good, sir.
You're on a foot swath, man.
Ooh, dumb thing.
Happy spa. Bro, dumplings, man. Oh, and then there's a random Korean grill. Yeah, there's like one or two Vietnamese spots, too.
Okay.
Hey, you got Bobo up here?
What's the Bobo coin?
Oh, then you got fire.
Hey, did you find any clothing stores there?
Yeah, I think it's in that big supermarket there.
I'm gonna wait for this car to get out and we're gonna get Bobo.
I'm just gonna do a hotspot.
So basically backpack won't be good for using as a hotspot.
Yeah, Beck, you're just using a cell phone.
You're just using one cell phone hotspot.
Do you hate me?
No, I thought maybe it was bonding all of TV's $30,000 backpack.
I thought maybe too, that's what I thought.
I bet you went to watch too.
Straight out, dept.
Hack.
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You have a full what reason?
well because it allows you to control everything in the back
oh yeah
okay
this should help
chat we haven't fun or what?
you ready to slurp down some of that boba?
oh are we getting boba?
ready to slurp down some of that bob?
yeah that's my partner
we're gonna walk around
I would like to get some coffee first
first coffee bubble? Oh we got bubble here. Oh yeah, fuck it.
I'm sure dude, I'm hungry. What if we slammed a quick dim sum?
Started today kind of weird
Started today kind of wow what my hotspots doing way better than that TV
Look we're at five up now. Well better than that TV is hot spot TV's
Sorry, don't want to don't want to create that blood
Um, I will get a a writer
Is there milk tea, Boba?
I know, sweet.
Um, just regular sweet.
Anything else?
Yeah.
I would love that.
Are you able to give like a sample of your Hokkaido milk tea?
We don't have any samples, because we do have a milk tea spread.
Oh, right, right.
Would you recommend a Hokkaido milk tea or the milk tea?
It depends on what you like.
In my opinion, I don't like Hokkaido because it's too creamy.
Too creamy?
Yeah, I don't like it.
Is it like more sweet than the regular ones?
You can adjust the seat.
Yeah, okay.
I'll get the right one.
Thank you, though.
I don't think you should have a little more pee.
Uh-huh.
How sweet?
How sweet?
How sweet?
How sweet?
Any problems?
Any deals?
That's it.
That's it.
Do you guys feel it?
Yeah, that's it.
Do you guys feel it?
Yeah, that's it.
Oh, hell yeah.
Boba.
This is working way better.
Look at that.
Oh, shit.
favorite streamer, Sierra, here to hang out, here to China Matt,
that you guys know what's up.
Really excited, I'd like to give a special shout out to everybody
who came in with subs, everybody who's been supporting,
everybody who's been watching.
Really excited to just get out there, get a little wild,
get a little crazy, just do what it takes to get the best.
What's that?
I left you a box, can you open your cart?
Oh, yeah.
Is there any Milanakis in chat?
I love that guy.
He's great, huh?
Yeah.
Right.
Just set.
Andy, do you know Cannonball Ox?
Did you ever meet him?
I think so.
Double hair, huh?
I appreciate it.
We're out here getting round now.
Dude, why do people want me to cost them so much?
I don't think I'm gonna find a fucking way to cost them.
That's pretty low key too.
Have you ever seen low key mode on this cardboard?
Check this out.
Are you doing anything fun?
No.
I'm gonna figure out how to adjust the gain
on these mics.
When they use this up on those.
The reason I hate this one is the tripod
is to pull up this low key mode.
Look at that.
Do you like that?
I put a giant tech spider.
Oh, look at this. Look at this.
Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that.
Maybe... maybe we're in the wrong industry.
What industry do you think we're in?
Oh, product?
No. We're supposed to be made characters. We should have them.
Yeah, that's why we... that's why I...
I refuse to tech max now.
You know, like, who cares about being no key?
I'm talking like...
You to be fair why don't we just say that we're the main character doing what it's usually
places that are like super
Susy and weird about it. I'm telling you really is
It is okay
But still like I want to be respectful. I'm not one of those streamers man. Yeah, well I mean worse. It's
Why do you know it's successful?
Why are they more successful?
Thanks for the subs, dude
That took a piece of soul out.
Two Dr. Pella, thanks for him.
Your move. Appreciate it.
Anybody else coming in to see me?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Anybody else want to come in with some subs?
Yeah, you know what?
Exposure therapy.
Yeah, exposure therapy.
Rejection therapy.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can I text back one more minute?
Yeah.
I'm not a phone-treamer user like these two are.
And why is it that this thing, you're
able to adjust the gain on this thing?
There should be no issue with that.
That's literally what happened.
I put it into a phone apiece.
I never run into that issue.
That means at some point you must have reduced the game.
I think what it is, it's the game on OBS.
No, no.
Yeah, yeah.
No.
Use the app.
You have to use the app.
Like use a Hollywood app on this fucking thing?
Pfft.
Pfft.
That's a great set, stupid people.
All right, that's about that.
I'm gonna protect you.
Oh, wow, look at these stupid things.
Oh, oh, wait, I'm gonna show this.
I've never seen this before.
Yeah, it's a paper cut.
So, check this out.
It is a paper cut.
Look at that.
Look at that.
There's only a game control on the not cell phone.
The receiver. They use the cell phone receiver.
Probably usually it sets my stomach.
But, I'm not saying I'm going to do it.
Oh man, I thought I came with no one.
Wait, this is good.
No, it's just no team.
This is good for people.
This is no teaming.
Be concerned.
No, no.
I'm sorry.
I forgot to ask for a look.
Is it like snack or something?
I forgot to ask for a look.
No, you can't know where it is.
No, you can't know where it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you just have to wait a little bit more.
Oh, you can do it.
Okay.
Look at that, look at that, I helped him out.
I gave him a dollar, because I had cash.
You know I had cash?
Because Hotchoo gave me cash.
Good, yeah.
They're working on your table.
Check this out.
How much is that worth?
Oh, five euros.
This is a five dollar euro?
It's so tiny.
What's five euros?
Yeah, I would just like four dollars.
What's five dollar a euro?
Okay, that's a good one.
Okay.
What's five euro?
God, I hate your actually...
Am I a regular?
Mm-hmm edit type up. Yeah, you have you give me
Cool, you always correct me like a writer at a type of
Doll hairs
So
This
See it's here remember when I said
Also, I think your cellular, you got to check the data panel on this phone, it might be max,
because the fact that it was consehating 250, I think it maxed out your data plan.
Well, you don't give a fuck about this shit, but every time I see you guys stressed out about IRL,
it's so easily fixable.
I know, I know, I know, but I got to fix soft string.
I literally just made a hotspot and it's using 100% of my data.
I'm going to hurry you for that a little bit.
I'm here in front of my fans, all right?
I'm here for my book of fans.
I'd like to show them to you.
Hey, this is...
You see, she's asked how important it is for the tech to work,
for the talent to feel natural.
That's why when I did the marathon,
I made sure it didn't have to do with any of the programming,
any of this software crashing, any of the...
So they can be themselves.
And I think it was a success because you could be yourselves.
Yeah, so if she wasn't here, you'd be three pixels right now.
So I need you to form me some subs.
Set them free and keep them from tomorrow.
Only three?
Because it's you.
Only three?
Only three?
Yo, let's go.
Thank you so much for the frickin...
70 months, Mandrag, 23, oh my god, I missed this, 88 months, 88 months of T1 from 23 shouts.
Damn, look at all this, look at all these new followers.
I think I'm going viral. Here's what I'm going to do though.
That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to sub to my favorite streamer.
I'm going to look at this now.
Jack, look how long I've been subbed this year.
Look at that.
You just don't know walling my 102 fucking month where you subbed.
Dude, it's a stretcher.
One hundred and two more.
One hundred and two more.
One hundred and two more.
One hundred and two more.
He's all your phone.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
No, I didn't have it open.
I just didn't have it open.
Thank you.
We've been through a lot.
We've been through a lot.
Mm-hmm.
We've been through a lot, man.
Now, if you could personally give me the 6K sub.
6K, I'd move to Austin.
Could you imagine?
6K, I'd move to Austin, Chad.
That's a good idea.
Is that the real sushi dragon?
Take a look.
Can you see that?
Mm-hmm.
90 away from $5,000, I don't understand.
You're far apart this morning.
Oh yeah, they tracked him together and they...
They pity you.
They wanted to see it happen and I'm very thankful for that.
They wanted to see it happen
and I'm fucking thankful for it, just.
Okay?
Oh, wow, there you go.
So, thank you very, very much.
It's merit, bro.
Okay, supermarket's a great place
to bring up red snacks,
vegetables, spicy pastries, background.
Wait, you didn't confirm
How would you ask, actually?
Okay, I was wondering...
Yeah, let me find out.
Some people read Chinese out for the Chinese New Year,
which happened last week.
Okay.
What's right here?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Come here, this is okay.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Go, go, go.
What's going on there?
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop pushing me.
Stop pushing me.
You're a streamer.
This is ridiculous.
You're playing with the dragon's tail right now.
I'm telling you, you're playing with the fucking dragon's tail.
Get him, get him, get him.
Go, go, go.
Just push it nicely.
You're looking here.
You're looking here.
You're looking here.
What are you enjoying?
You don't know what you're weird about.
Just go on.
What do you mean, John?
You don't have to.
I will scream your penis.
That's on you then, and I'm going to act like I don't care.
You don't have to.
You'll soon think you're so much for the 102 months, man.
I'm going to act like they're crazy.
I'm going to make it.
Oh, she's playing here.
She's in a private call right now.
I'm not going to contact the chief's max.
You're not going to.
You're asking someone who may know where to find you, I'll say.
Who just been us, bro?
You?
No.
Point it this way.
Oh, there you go.
You're being...
You're being a...
a tripping up freak.
CFC.
She said TFT. She said it's a game.
I know so. I know this guy is toast.
This is good, Boba.
That's right.
If you don't ask I'm disconnecting my wifi hotspot.
This is actually going to go up, I'm surprised, this came out of nowhere, this is a good
It's really qualityable. Refreshed, it's chewy, it's at that Q texture.
This is great for a look. And thank you for watching Mutt Van.
Look at what guy.
Look at what I'm trying to give you.
Look at what I'm trying to give you.
How about you explain Mutt Van?
I don't know you, little bro.
That's what socializing is like for people that are shy.
Everything that's here, it's in the empty supermarket.
This way, please.
I'm not going here.
I'm not going here.
It's a traditional.
It's a party.
It's a party.
It's a party.
Is that true or that you might find here, or the drafts in the room?
Like, like the traditional, I don't think, they don't really sell it here, but not here.
They mostly believe you sell it.
Useful to use it.
Like the traditional drafts here, they don't sell it.
Not that.
For God's sake.
You can get it out.
If it's not, if you check that and restore it in a pack,
Don't tell me.
Why don't you go in and just try to turn the bathroom all the way to the front?
That's not that.
And not that, and find like a local Facebook.
Ooh, nice.
I'm going to try to hold my hands up.
They don't want to do this.
I know.
Thank you.
Texas?
Does that have Chinese-look Chinatown?
Mm, that's crazy.
Thanks.
How about we go by 5.7?
About 5.7.
I'm probably wondering why we're doing it a week after.
Yeah, it doesn't matter, bro.
Here's what we can do here.
You guys, you just got property and he's not coming home.
I can get a free reason for that.
I got a warehouse.
I invested a lot into a warehouse.
That's about it.
I'm some kind of a mistake.
Okay, so...
Oh my god, we call it X-Ramly.
We call it X-Ramly.
We call it X-Ramly.
Do it. Wait, it's just mine or yours.
It's mine.
It's mine.
Call her. Call her if she's coming.
Yeah, you go back and I'll go.
Go right now. Go right now.
I'm coming down.
So keep me chill.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
I think she just got one.
Who else do you know that's trying to say?
Um...
What half is in the group?
Caroline?
What do you want to know?
What's up?
I don't know why I left it that.
I was not expecting that, that's why I left it.
I read the first half.
Guys, guys, I need somebody to sit in Austin
who would do this.
No...
Well, let's just go to that...
He says ballerina... ballerina... I know she's...
I know Max, that he... O.T.V.?
I know that...
When I was growing up...
I didn't know that he was this...
That's my crew, you know, I...
There's just so many place names you can name in Washington.
Washington, say hello.
Little bitch.
Oh, I'm getting a call.
Was that your quarter, Jake?
No, yeah, I know.
How long has the train been in Washington?
How's your move?
Jody.
in Washington yeah no I'm just visiting Austin right now but I'll be
I'll be back in a minute I assume. Yeah, no John, listen.
Yeah.
Okay.
Where's it going? You know, oh, Jody, this is, um, see it.
Sorry, this is quarter J on the phone. Stop. This is, that's, this is horrible.
This is just the worst thing anyone's ever done.
This is so bad.
Who are you trying to impress?
Who are you trying to impress?
Thank you so much.
Who are you trying to fucking impress?
You didn't know who you were meeting?
Yeah, I know that.
Who are you trying to fucking impress in there?
That's bad.
Why would you know?
pictures he hangs out with Asian women he would know where to buy the clothes
he does have three of them living with him right now
what do you call that right? you call that a cultured man knows man knows
these are thick
this is where I this is where I go here what the fuck I'm black
Wait, this is pretty old team.
Wow, so you didn't really plan this through, huh?
It's an adventure.
She literally said there's nothing in Austin that would sell traditional Chinese.
Well, I tell you what, I bet there is.
I think maybe she was talking about like, asking me to go buy a tuxedo.
She probably thought you were talking about the tuxedo level.
I'm just looking for some red Chinese clothes, bro.
They probably had that.
She probably thought you were looking for like a formal, like,
there's probably a word for it.
She probably thought you were looking for that.
All right, but she did say check the back.
A bit?
Yeah.
Hopefully it's not empty.
Is this Mount Austin's Chinatown?
I wanted to talk to that person if she could corrigeate it and Masayoshi anyone here watched
my fellow LA friends?
No, Chris, he's right, thank you, I mean, I see him.
Emily described it at Austin Chinatown.
How far is it from where we're at?
Wait, wait, just start blotting.
They have an Austin, Chinatown.
They might be having a, oh my god, the bird.
My fucking house sparrow, look, he's taking a bath.
It is so fucking cute.
They're pretty cute.
Aw, and I think they're fighting.
I rescued one of these guys in Montana.
I have to just take a moment because I missed mine.
Dude, 28 months.
Let's go. Okay, you watch Tina.
All right. All right, Loki.
Oh, God, this is a supermarket. We're cooked.
This is a supermarket.
We're so cooked.
We're so cooked.
No, no, no.
No.
Watch.
Think tight.
Hey, walk like you.
Walk like you're on the place?
Think so, show up.
Okay.
Think I'll walk like you're on the place.
Fine.
If there were floors, where would it be?
She said, check the back.
Check the back.
Oh, it actually might be here.
Oh, there's clothes.
Just cop one of those.
Cop one of those.
That dress.
Take the dress.
We got no choice.
We got no choice.
I
We need help
Yeah, oh read the signs. Oh shit houseware
Oh my god get the hat
I mean it's at least like a little bit different. I couldn't do this long.
Why is it?
Or is it?
Oh, fuck it.
That's the second way you're allowed to do that.
I didn't just do it.
Oh, definitely get that.
Okay. Okay, we're borderline now.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Come on.
Please
Fabric just put that as a cake yeah, just put this as a cake cut it up. Shit cut this up as a cake red red and gold red and gold
He's walks awesome
I focus bro lock in
Oh
Is this like for hair? Oh
No, what country
It's I think it's Vietnamese, but this
I don't have much of a choice.
What is this? What is this? What is this?
I don't think this is the right...
Dude, we're cooked.
I don't think this is the right shit.
Shirt in a box? What is this?
Bro.
What is this?
It's just a...
Wait, that's for burning people.
This is for... oh my god.
We are so unculturally educated.
Dude, we have to go to...
We have to go to a thrift store.
We have to go to a thrift store and we have to find just like something orange, red and orange.
I mean, gold.
I know one near Sip and Fa.
Go to Sip and Fa.
There's like three different thrift stores.
Maybe you should ask.
Wait, wait, wait.
Over here, over here, over here, sir.
Just try.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Take care.
Yeah.
Bro, this was your plan? Yeah, I know Saikuna. You know, I got to hang out with Saikuna before he got super big.
We went and watched an anime, a pro made.
And he, uh, said, don't watch her's in the chat.
I'm so jealous.
Well, you know, I was just super shy that we were both
kind of shy.
In fact, we were walking behind the group.
Hey.
We were just me and him talking.
We'd be like, wow, what a wow.
How about me and you two?
Yeah, yeah.
Just try me and me and you two.
What time is it, by the way?
I have a meeting at three.
Sure.
Can I just take my meeting on my phone?
Bro, it's two.
We have an hour to figure this out.
We'll figure it out.
We're not.
Um, slip and fall.
Are you actually going to check-
Are you going to check the dollar store?
Oh video video
Hope we get lucky how about we're just wear a bunch of um plushies ride and go plushies
I see hoodies, I see hoodies.
So what about envelopes?
We should at least get a gift at the bank. They might have red ebony lobes.
We might have to get these chestin teeth, bro.
Oh, shit.
We might have to get these chestin teeth.
Okay, I think it'll be funny. I'll get a medium.
I'll get a small.
No, get a medium.
Oh, no. I want it to look both of them.
Oh, okay.
I thought I'd get a small, too, right? I'll get an extra small.
This will work.
No
He opened it up and see what it looks like
We're gonna look like we just came back from Disney line
What matters is those
Oh
That's one step
Okay, now if we get into it we would want a gift or we go to the
thrift store real quick and we get like red suits. Oh smart.
Show you my hand on the mic. Where is the mic? Where is the mic on the iPhone
one when it's when you're just holding it.
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna purchase it real quick.
We've made a little on me.
We made like 3% progress.
Yeah, I was covering the mic.
I don't know where the mic is.
Oh, men's warehouse.
I thought the mic would be right here.
But it sounds like it's right here.
Sorry, guys.
I'm very confident.
I'm very confident.
I'm very confident.
I'm not the one who pulled that door open.
Wait, so if I hold the phone like this, with my hand right there, you're fine?
Oh, actually, we called back.
Not what?
Actually, we called back.
Hello, sir.
You're on screen and I have a quick question
You know yeah, wait wait wait actually check this shit out guess what
Xin yang quite well
Soon young quite well. Thank you. Thank you. That's not why I called up
So sushi and I are going around we're looking for
or red Chinese clothes.
We came to the China market
and it doesn't seem like there's much here.
You know where we might be able to find anything.
The Chinese red, it doesn't have to be super formal.
Yes, um, go to Target and buy our red shirt.
That's all you need.
Oh, but I want to China max a little bit.
Now this China, where are you running?
Oh, okay, yeah, you're right.
And the shirts are probably made in China too.
Exactly, exactly. As long as you wear red here, then you are following the attire.
Okay, okay. Alright.
Yes, and maybe even a splash of gold if you have any.
Okay. I think that sounds great.
That sounds awesome.
I'm excited to see your outfit tonight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So there's, you don't think there's anything a little bit more Chinese?
Maybe if you want any racist, like one of the rice hats.
Okay, I was not looking for that.
I saw the right hat and I went thousand percent did not even look at them
Okay, okay, we'll do thank you
God damn it
Okay
We're close
All right, so we're going to the thrift store?
What are we doing?
Our target?
The thrift store?
The thrift store might be more fun.
Yeah.
You might find a treasure.
Yeah, no, there are things we have up right there.
The thing is, last year, I went to Target and got red stuff.
I think these make you sure it's making it hard, though.
What matters is people know where we got them.
God damn it.
Ben's warehouse? No, no, fuck Ben's warehouse.
Um, I don't want anything, I don't want anything like too, like contrived, right?
So, it's too late to apologize. It's too late. Alright.
Alright, I know where to go.
You happy you know a guy from here?
Sipfuck, Sipfuck, Sipfuck.
What?
Sipfuck has like three,
right here?
Yeah, it has like three different stores.
Clothing stores?
Yeah, thrift stores.
I walked there, we streamed there on there.
Like good ones?
Yeah.
Were you just going to go to one thrift store?
Cause that has like four and one half.
I know, but there's good thrift stores
and there's shady thrift stores.
And I don't know if I've heard of these ones.
Nice.
They ain't on my radar.
I went with Hachu and Kuko.
OK.
OK, I trust you.
OK.
Let's get going then, shall we?
Am I going to have it?
Oh, my god.
I could just make a goal.
I mean, I got nice red stuff at home.
My journey was to go and get something new and get it on stream.
So that way, that's part of the adventure.
It's on part of the universe and Jett knows how I got the clothes.
There's context to it, right?
So if we show up wearing those sort of Mickey Mouse shirts, people are going to
know why we're wearing those Mickey Mouse shirts.
We tried.
You went to a Chinese, ethically sourced supermarket, but empty supermarket, which reminds me of
Montana.
Wait, why'd she say, wait, why'd she say, shoot, I don't want to be racist.
She said, if you want to be racist.
I don't want to be racist.
I don't want to be racist.
I want to fit in.
Oh, shit.
This is this is one of the worst off-turns I've ever seen.
Look at this.
Can't even see shit.
Oh, we got past the corner going and not being able to see shit.
No, no, no, I never shook on the road.
Oh, you never shook on the road?
No.
OK, fuck it.
I guess I just send it then.
Fuck it.
Woo!
Woo!
Chad has a left turn on a road where cars
parked all the way up to the turn. You could not see in any direction what was happening.
And it's 30 on this road too. Fortunately it was low traffic.
Damn. Oh look at this boxing gym. This is like a place that the real people try to have.
The warehouse? Pretty cool huh?
Oh, it's a temple.
Happy New Year.
Whoa.
That's crazy.
I should have seen the channel.
Too bad.
They got me taking these waste streets.
No, we're not going home. We're going to a new location.
And the only reason why I saw that briefed for a second is that I looked at the GPS and the phone just happens to be right above the GPS.
Sometimes with my peripherals, I just pick up the sentence real fast.
Kind of like these houses here.
This is one of those right-turns on the freeway places.
What the fuck was that?
Dude, what the fuck was that?
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, this is one of those you turn on the freeway places.
Dude, how did that fall out of your mouth?
Holy shit.
Bro, literally scuff broken road, right turn on the freeway.
I don't know.
Watch me if there's more of a service road.
So, I thought that.
Oh!
This is someone's fucking puke.
Knows me in my mouth.
Whose pubes is this?
Why would my people be out here?
You think I'm sitting in the passenger seat of my car?
Oh god, it's none of those trucks with the rear view mirrors flying up and...
In my rear view mirror I have a truck flying up with the rear view mirrors with the SpongeBob arms.
Better like this, like four feet out on both directions.
It's like calm down, bro.
You literally look like SpongeBob going, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Yo, do white people complain this much all the time?
Yeah, they don't complain.
Do you have takeoff?
Let's have a vlog of stuff out.
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All right, Chad, what do you think this decision was better?
You're gonna have to find some ball and we'll see you afterwards.
Let's find out.
We'll find out may the best fucking man worth a win.
I'm trusting my, my life's here.
I don't know, you, you had your chance by going to MP Supermarket.
I think I gotta, I gotta come and win this CD.
I do indeed agree to explore the patients of the back of the rooms with the nurse with the blue decors.
Holding the walkers lights, standing back and forth left wing, swinging off.
Extensible blood flowing down your mouth.
I'm prepared with the white suit and stuff that's called lifting to your heart.
If you leave feet feet feet. Your insurance is high but the price is cheap.
We should have got banked in the box.
These are their banked bags.
Is that our Chinese bank?
Oh, wasn't there a Chinese bank over your head?
Where'd you get rid of them?
There's where you get them.
We could have gotten my bag.
We could have gotten the empty stuff from my suitcase
I
Think that's time for me to train the fucking voice out of me
I've been standing like the same boy in my school
Step up and start talking like a man
Train it out
I mean if I keep talking like this for a whole day straight, I'm not even talking like this
during the time I'm going to the farm.
How you doing Abelaine?
I'm good to see you.
Jake!
Blue flowers!
My balls finally dropped.
Blue flowers!
Blue flowers!
Although it does sound like I'm running out of breath to pretend like I'm trying
to do something.
Blue flowers!
Hey, boys, get a mic.
Hey, boys, get a mic.
Hey, boys, get a mic.
Hey, boys, get a mic.
Hey, boys, get a mic.
Hey, boys, get a mic.
Hey, boys, get a mic.
Hey, buddy, you got a little bit of a pussy voice going on over there.
Yeah, I saw a little tampons stuck in your throat.
Hey, buddy, I didn't know that they made throat tampons for men.
For you, they did.
I feel it.
Especially for you.
All right, they're gonna fuck you like this, bro.
How long do you think I can keep it, Jack?
How long do you think I can hold this one?
A blue flower?
We're gonna break the cameras.
Chill.
I'll break your damn.
In the whole field.
Yeah, I should just be a trotic smoker.
Give myself smoker face, you know?
Chill.
I only got that wood and that's a glass.
Alright buddy.
Alright buddy.
On me.
Damn.
You wanna talk like this?
You gotta go through the shit.
Well, uh, the low-hands, low-hands.
You gotta go through this shit.
He was picked up on a state of shock.
He was lambing in Coca-cola.
He's gotta leave it to the left, Kim.
I'm a rider, tailspin, roll with desire,
sacrifice a truck of flying, put back, cause I'm tired.
I force you to be tired, can't spit better than shit.
Don't why it round and sound like you're robbing.
I don't get that.
I don't get it.
Can't see how you describe it.
My dad was a ratchet cowboy.
My mother?
I bet she was a cowboy.
Yeah.
Waiting for her.
I think it's a pretty much parked car.
I don't know that.
I think it's parked here.
Do you have a response?
You're trying to close, huh?
Oh, that's where all the markets are.
You got the laundry store over here.
And I said, I like looking a little dainty, so uh...
Do you want to take some parking lot?
No, just go straight.
Uh, the Vincent markets are right there, there, there.
And this is what?
No, next level.
Okay, okay, okay.
And maybe you can play a parking lot, parking lot.
Yeah, I'm parking park up front.
You know why got this shit maybe yeah, yeah, you can make it up there. Yeah, I can't I can't grab the other spot right there
I can
Make a right time
Make a right time
Like a buffalo exchange on over the paid $90,000
shirt. $90,000, but it's all right.
Small of this Mustang over here.
A blue flowers.
Loggings by middleman.
So where I was going to go is a real first school.
Offloads change is sort of a hit, you know.
No, there's other ones, you little bitch.
There's other ones, you little bitch.
I think we're going to find some red in here.
Hello, the line.
I'm excited.
Flowers.
All right.
All right.
So you can get a closer look at it.
Oh, I think you find one.
Actually, 20 other women's.
What does that say? How yeah brother?
How?
I like that. $26.
Oh, it comes with the pants.
Oh, shit.
Okay, we'll take it before someone else gets it.
Here, here, can you?
You want this shirt? You want this?
What the fuck? You want me to wear this?
Actually imagine that.
Wait, does it come with the skirt?
It comes with the skirt.
I think, what is it?
Yo, I'll wear this.
I think I got this.
We're gonna walk in. Oh, look at this vest.
Oh, wait, this is actually got the plan.
Oh, shit.
Oh, what's it with that?
What you got?
I'm gonna get that one this time.
You didn't want to keep it.
I don't think so.
You're not gonna miss this.
This is demon.
I think it's funny when I do that.
Oh, that one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, but what's the temperature like at this event?
I don't think it's going to be inside, outside.
I think it's going to be blasted.
Yeah, yeah.
Check. Can you open? How are these reds looking like? Not bad, actually.
If you ever took a champ.
Champ. Boy, bro.
Standard red right here.
Standard red, yeah.
Champion. All champion champ.
No, that's boring. I want something unique.
Alright, let's try this one.
Yeah, we need some gold maybe some gold accessories
I'm gonna get some gold accessories.
Well, yeah, you're here.
I could wear, like...
I could wear, like, gold shades.
But where are they gonna look really good or really bad?
I think this is gonna be great.
Oh, jewelry! Jewelry!
Go jewelry.
I don't.
How much is this?
$17.
I'll take this.
Take it.
Oh, the hearts.
You like the hearts with a dolphin, Chad?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that's beautiful.
Oh, bro, for the pool party.
Yeah, for the pool party.
Or how do we try it on?
I don't see anything else red.
What?
Well, I want to try it on first.
Yeah.
That's pretty bangin', I will say.
It's just a boring jacket.
I do have a red members only jacket at home.
What does that mean?
It might stack up, but you got it.
I got one.
I just don't want to wear too much like on me.
I'm going to overheat.
You see in little of this look shirts. Look at these look at these shirts
All right, put it on oh one more thing
We're gonna try it.
Ooh, I might slay in that.
Too black.
Whoa!
Dude!
Dude, not bad, dude.
Do you like all of this?
What time is this?
Oh wait I think I found my thing. Oh that's hella tight. That is clean. That's clean.
there yeah yeah I like this more it's only $17 or try the full full the full
sweet. I just come out here so I can see it.
Don't like the necklace?
Oh, it's year of the horse, that's why.
Dang.
It is year of the horse.
I saw that was mentioned in the party at home.
Dude, this is so bright right now. I love this.
Let me check the house junket.
What's in there?
Okay, where's that horse one?
It's just not bright enough.
Maybe shirt and jacket.
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Holy fuck this is so
Only we do this one
Yeah, Dave tell him it's a real
No, I mean when he's
When you meet people, I don't know about you, but I think we're good
Shades go shades
We're good
Blinked out. Is it gonna be dark?
Because I'm willing to suffer for style
Yeah, but okay. Yes, I just I would like to see oh this is perfect. Oh, yeah, you need to do
You can pick one of those like Chinese Ongs, the rich Chinese Ongs.
The Filipino Ongs wear this all the time too.
Alright, this is tough.
That's hilarious.
This is tough.
I need red pants.
I can get red pants?
I got gold.
Get it right over the chain.
It wasn't trying to go for authentic rich ink.
How about a gold bracelet?
A gold bracelet?
Yeah.
Right there.
On top of you.
To you.
Earrings
Yeah, you look fine with this and you got goat hair, so this is this is yeah
Can you hold the phone?
Take this.
Yeah, yeah.
So we are red maxing.
I think it's the best way to put it.
I love my fit.
I really do solid red max.
Very solid red max.
I really have to be,
that's one thing I'm worried about.
I think we had a good success.
Were you looking for?
No, I'm just- I- I'm just-
Did you- you- when you get that undershirt on underneath?
You're gonna be red maxing, man.
I'm changing maxing right now.
Wait.
What are you doing?
What about the vest?
What if I wear this with the vest on?
With the vest on?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No shirt on it.
No, over it.
The vest over this.
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I'm gonna I'm gonna come
Okay
Yeah, who's gonna question your $9 blank it was on sale too
You have my outfit
All right, let's get out of here.
I'm in time mode.
I gotta be so bad. I gotta be. I gotta be. I gotta be. I gotta be.
I gotta be so bad.
I don't want a little tiny thing.
Yes, we are gonna do our thing.
Yes, we are.
Yes, we are.
You get my clothes?
Yes, I get them. I'll get them, please.
What are you reading?
I'm going to un-profile this party, so I'll keep another rich uncle.
This is stupid.
I love it.
I love how well it worked out.
This is the perfect size, not too big, not too small.
It's a woman's blouse, and usually when I need to wear something
to fit my
Efficient frame
Whoa, that's a big message. That's in Chinese
Hold on. Let me take out half of my Chinese. Oh, and see if I can understand
Oh, I can't live in that place.
Shit.
Yo, thank you so, 82 months reckless wabbit.
Thank you, reckless.
I look like a jeweler from New York.
Pull me up, pull me up.
That looks fire.
Pull me up, pull me up.
Yo, that looks fire.
Now, I don't know, I just black-handed
really like all of that.
Yeah?
I don't like the bottom half of my look.
What's that?
I don't know if I like the bottom half of my look,
but my shoes don't match.
I got some wide-legged, broken pants,
if you want them.
I don't know if that works.
Wait, wait, these are, let's light it up, Brad.
I have the top of this, if you want.
I got to go to a meeting in like 30 minutes.
Yeah, just can't go on.
Uh, Dr. Sheep, Dr. Sheep?
Yeah, I'll get you some.
Come on, sense of urgency.
Where's your sense of urgency?
I'll kill you.
I didn't know.
I didn't know sushi was Armenian.
Is it the lowest it can go? I mean the highest?
Okay, let's see.
Oh, it's not the lowest.
Sir, can you do this one?
The lowest, lowest part.
Lowest part? Lowest setting.
There's a lot of places in Fortnite.
I want to go wreck some of my viewers in fortnite now I keep the tag on yeah
let them know it's fresh I didn't look fresh
I should have put my laptop with me
wait do you guys know what I'm eating here dude I want to stay on this camera
I don't know.
What?
It's tight.
Yeah, yeah.
This is unironically.
Here, hear me out.
This is what I'm thinking, bro.
I'll give you one of my black dress pants.
You tuck the same with a belt.
But they say I have a belt with a gold, a black belt.
OK?
Don't tuck it in now.
Don't tuck it in now.
That's not a good way to look at it.
But you need to tuck those in some dress pants,
and we're going to real uncomplied you.
Or I can get you out of those fucking joggers.
OK?
Oh shit, yeah, I got my fucking scorpion.
You know what else, if we sell the scorpion.
You just gonna stack gold?
Yeah, I'm stacking gold, man.
You ready to go and go?
You ready to go and go?
You ready to go and go?
You ready to go and go?
You ready to go and go?
You ready to go and go?
All right, I'm gonna take off, uh...
Forget it, I'll let you go.
We're gonna do my meeting here.
Were you planning to just go into each place?
I wasn't. I wasn't. I wasn't. I wasn't planning anything there.
Shit. Do you know how to take a chrome necklace off?
No, it's just necklace, right?
It's got like a leather.
It's got like two levers.
It's a leather.
Is it anywhere?
Yeah.
Getting out anywhere?
Uh, can you try again?
Back knee?
Oh.
There you go.
Try two others.
Two others.
Okay, one's gone off.
I see it.
Alright, Jack, I'm putting that necklace and the bowl under my monitor, okay?
I'm going to walk to Peach's place looking like this.
There you go.
Can you drive me there?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Come on, put your outfit on.
Yo, yo, yo, relax.
I need to get out for a while.
I'm looking for dress shoes.
I'm looking for dress shoes.
Oh, fuck.
Sierra is oversteaming chat, and I'm not helping,
because I sell gold at New York City
as an Armenian gold dealership.
Oh, yeah, look at that.
Okay, okay, okay.
I honestly don't know where House Keepers has been putting stuff, but I think I need
to look for it.
Just let me let me get my fit on for a second.
All right, relax.
Okay, so I fucking...is this his chat? Do you know if these are his?
What?
So I'm just...just looking at him. What is it?
I'm not putting it on.
Yes or no?
Nah?
Fire?
Chats divided.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
That's divided.
Oh, I love you, Chris.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think it was my friend.
I think it was John, or not, I don't look good.
What do you say?
I think it was one of the worst.
I think it was two of the fucking corrects.
That's the name of what's good.
Nah!
Yeah, I do look like a worst trainer now.
Oh my god, that's your outfit?
What the hell did he pick?
I didn't do the pants have fire on it.
I didn't realize it.
I gotta back him this.
Sure.
Happy living here.
Dude, you're going to go in like that is insane.
What does it back say?
Hell, Rockstar?
So we're going to go out and look like unks together, okay?
What does the bag say?
Hell Rockstar Original. Original Rockstar Hell.
Oh yeah, look at that.
Oh dude, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Too much, too much quirk.
Too much.
Too much quirk.
Tell me what you want from me. I've already given you enough.
You want six dollars, seven dollars.
I've really given so much to all of you.
I don't know if I can give you any more.
Tell me what can I do for you before you piss them off?
Okay
Yeah, and you push me around it way you push me around in my red chair
Yeah, no, I do not have much time to live I
Come this far. I wish I had a gold grill all the girl. All right, so
But let me get you into some dress pants real quick
Sorry, sorry, 2015.
No more. No more.
No fucking more. Hey, how tall are you?
Uh, 5'5".
Oh, shit, I didn't notice that!
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
You do want to wear my black, uh...
You want me to get you some good ol' uh...
I'm gonna have to do this.
Just take him. Yeah, just take him.
Can you just take him? Yeah, I gotta go.
Can you drop me off?
Yeah, yeah, I can drop you off.
I'll bring him out.
Yeah, drop you off real quick.
Yeah, there you go.
Pull the seat up.
I'm the fucking only one in this house right now, car.
Get off my fucking dick!
Okay, wow, why'd I talk like that?
why did I talk like that where that dog come from oh shit bro there's no
fucking pockets in this man no it's fake no here here no yeah but those come on
that's that's bro this is horrible I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming okay I
don't even know she's in a good mood right now like she could be like this
When's the last time you've seen a gold fanny pack?
All the act letters are cold.
Normally shooting stars break the...
I think I have several dress sheets at her place.
So I have one Prada Lover.
I have one...
What can we take?
One SL wheel.
but the thing is the product over that the silver is the product so logo silver
I know I have some black loafers at my house that is a shit I give you the
silver belt that's kind of weird with that. I'm not fucking stressing how cool I am.
I'm hot. I'm hot dog. I gotta say man I'm gonna be a little toasty but to be
fair I've been moving around neighbor just saw me wearing this
I'm all times I never see that ever like a gold shades
You can put your lid down until you actually have to go to the party.
No.
Why are you keeping your lid on?
No one can see you.
I need to rock the fuck with it.
Methodic?
Why are the neighbors home?
Because no one in Austin works.
Oh, she's outside.
Yo, I'm going to pull up on this shit.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Hey, is she having fun?
She's not.
She's 9.
Hey, who's that 6-6?
What?
Who's that?
Who's that?
I'm not 6-6.
I'm not 6-6.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
I bring the phone.
No, no.
What?
I bring the phone.
I see phones they get her all the way.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hold on.
You think this is good?
Yeah.
I just want to show you real quick.
What about the car?
What do you think?
He's good from a thrift store and then we're gonna make him look like a Filipino
I'm going to go back home.
The housekeepers come up for so.
Is that good?
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh, the breeze actually goes through this quite well.
All right, Chad, I'm leaving.
I'm gonna raid Sierra.
Thank you so much for letting me tag along
and kick your mafits.
Get it, tag along to the Oleg?
To the Oleg.
Oh no, people must think I'm being unironic.
My neighbor saw me driving in this.
All right guys, I'll see you soon.
Potashiwa, stop.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Where was this?
Bad.
Little rat?
Stand by.
Okay.
Stand by.
All right. No, you should be able to hear me now. You should really hear me now. Thank
you, everybody for being here. I'm going to keep it real with you. I need to go because
I need to organize some things for the housekeepers to like clean because I have to get I get
to get a bunch of clothes out of my house. Otherwise, the housekeepers are going to spend
all their time trying to put the clothes away that I don't even need.
Line about streaming till five. Did I say I was streaming exactly till five? Well, I
forgot the housekeepers were coming. I can't. I can't really do that right now because
I have to take care of the rest of the stuff.
Um, yes, I did.
I'm you.
Listen, guys, I have to do this.
I have to.
I don't have time.
I'm going to the stream.
I have to get out of the house.
I can't be out of that.
I can't just go.
I must leave.
No, I'm not going to do it on stream.
guys, time is hot right now, Jars is trying to move in and take care of stuff. And I can't do all of this while streaming. You see what I mean? I'm going to raid into extremely.
So tell her I said thank you and thank you everybody who's watching sorry I didn't know
the time crunch was real and thank you everybody for your support I will be back tomorrow alright
I've changed no. I'm not Chinese. What the hell guys I only have I only have
35 minutes till the housekeepers come and I cannot leave them with a mess I
Was rushing I was rushing the house before stream. I
Didn't realize how many clothes there was so I have to do it. I have to
Otherwise I'm wasting their time
So I'm going to write an X to Emily.
Everybody give her, give her those cousin chat.
Give her all those cousin chat.
I will see you guys tomorrow.
Maybe I'll build the table tomorrow.
Maybe I shall build the table tomorrow. We'll see. I did get a saw. So I would like to thank
you guys so much for such a fun stream. It was short, but we still had fun. I know it
wasn't exactly four hours, but I honestly am just on a time crunch today. I hope you
understand. Okay. So thank you everybody for watching. I will see you on stream, on their stream.
Okay.
Wait, before I go. Hold on.
before I go bro ever since I shaved my face doesn't recognize anymore man
she me on quite a lot she on quite a lot thank you thank you everybody make
sure to spam those cuts I will see you guys this evening I'll be on stream