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How are we doing?
How is everybody doing today?
What is up?
It's like, what's good guys?
I know, sorry, Theron's so welcome.
Thank you.
All right guys, listen up, listen up, listen up.
We're in for a little bit of a juicer today.
But in order for us to be in for a juicer,
it means that we low-key gotta go fucking crazy right now.
So I need to get a little bit of pre-workout in the system.
You know, Dante, are you dead? Not yet, or you're not yet?
Thing is, we always didn't get into the mentality for like the first minute of the stream.
Did you get into the delay? Not yet, but soon. Soon TM, okay? Soon TM.
Also, I don't know if you guys could tell, but I shaved.
I was looking at my fucking, uh, on my vod and I was like, dude, I look pretty disgusting.
Like, I don't get to fucking shave, dude.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Alright, we're good though.
And uh, scoff, see you there in the front, welcome.
Thank you.
Uh, give me one second on Jinxie's having a message, and I'm just gonna respond, uh.
All right, we're gonna
All right, there we go wait on one more
All right, there we go. Okay, we should we get now. All right. Let's do guys
pre-workout before she was insane the thing is listen every single day there
are three times I take my pre-workout three the first one is before I work
out the second one is at the start of the verse stream and then the third time is
when Jinx he gets on League and it's time to activate the coach mode so it's
like every day we have like three different times so it's okay sick let's
It's gonna be good, alright?
Let's do it.
But guys, real talk, how do we think
the games are gonna go today?
Are we having a good feeling about today, yes or no?
What are we thinking?
What are we guys singing?
I'm gonna be honest, yesterday was a bit rough,
but we ended the day on two fucking wins.
So today could Bokeh be insane.
But you could actually be fucking crazy.
bro is sexting jing see ya
because the thing is that this morning I went to the bathroom and when I went to the bathroom I was like
dude I'm looking good down there so I had to send him a pic
and then he was like yo what's going on
so that's why
I think Mokin we're gonna clear the ward stop this game though
main versus Camille is a pretty swing matchup so I'm gonna play the ward stop
and my clean towards smoldernami nah fuck that shit
Did we teleport?
If we win $50 on black when I land in LA, sorry, I was good, we're running do you think
Jinx is going to be in six months?
What do you think?
So I would honestly say I think that by the start of next week he's silver.
I swear to God.
Because he made a tweet this morning, but he's going to be organizing a huge League
of Legends tournament for Monday, May 11th.
So in all honesty, I genuinely think that he would be able to fucking, he'd be able
to hit silver by then easily, easily silver by then.
Because like the thing is, he's starting to get all the conceptual understandings.
So I'm telling you guys, like, I think it's going to be good.
if he plays throughout the entire summer he could the jibby like maybe even
emerald by the end of summer easily and the only reason why I'm like undercutting
it with emerald is because like that's assuming he only does a few hours a day
if he goes up to like six hours a day like it could even be diamond with ease
alright let's do it so we're gonna clear for the rest of our tops on the
should be good. Jinxia is a gamer, bro. The thing is that people underestimate him, I'm telling you.
They underestimate him, but the thing about him is that when he learns something, he never forgets it.
That's what I'm learning. And just about getting the actual application down. And the thing about
League is that you get the application through repetition. So that's why when he gets the repetition,
is going to be insane okay so we're going to announce you can play for the
crugs then after the crugs we're going to look on the the crowd his crowd is up
in like 20 seconds so it should be free I want you to close your eyes and listen
to the drop you deserve this I don't deserve it yet though I don't deserve it
yet the bra game just started we need to get to a point where we fucking deserve
the beach up. Alright, so we're gonna play for the uh, the crab and then, oh. Wait, hold
on. That's one. Okay, low key? That's fucking worth though. Like low key? That's actually
fucking worth though. I'll take it. Alright, we'll get the big axe and, actually no we're
not we're gonna do this I like that's your two boots rush like way more as all
you want to miss in your library it's good Kerba
it's good heroria sub case how's it can you match up now well the promise of the
last few games I played against kinship it's been the most cancer experience ever
I didn't just can run at them sure oh no I'm a fucking retard wait I might
actually guys I might be braindad oh my okay I need focus I need focus I need
focus I need focus wow I might actually be fucking braindad that's crazy Jesus
okay so we're gonna do is we're gonna play with the box the top and then we'll
play on top you deliver that you deserve this line so perfect dude it's not
perfect again it's perfect perfect like it's not back I listen they're for the
boss the top and then we're gonna be given guys is there any way to shave so
I don't have to like reshape every three days does anybody know how I can do
that because I saw the biggest problem I've nowadays is like I shave but I have
to do it every like three days or also like becomes really shit
Are you still watching on YouTube during COVID-19 training, James?
It's wild.
That's the most fun arc that I think we've had in a very long time.
I think it's rivaling the first career arc and the first video one.
And also, are you going to be co-hosting the tournaments or any spoilers for us?
I don't have any spoilers.
I don't have any spoilers.
I think it's going to be revealing information as it goes.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play with the crugs and afterwards
we're probably going to play for Reset and so the dragon.
Okay.
Alright, nice.
So now we have to play on this here.
You need to use the safety razor.
Well, the thing is that I have one of those electronic razors and then also you know the
thing the barber used that's like for like the skin shave app that's it.
I was like it's still not enough dude.
The problem is that I'm Greek and Italian and the issue with us is that with the body
hair we have sometimes it feels like we're more similar to like gorillas than we are
humans it's fucked oh okay well we're gonna have our midlaner coming nice wait
wait wait wait wait can we have to go in this rock of first rock of first nice
I second Ash second okay job in so job in so job in so okay it doesn't die but
if we get this it's gonna be okay but we just look for the the crab and then we
go on drag he's gonna be forced to reset here so it should be like very free
all right so we're gonna do some gameplay for the dragon and then we'll
see if we can look for another play
oh wait hold on I think I have notifications this table there's
something do I wait why are none of the notifications playing wait give me a
second what the fuck is going on guys give me a second you know what's not
playing. Why is nothing playing? Wait hold on.
Wait why are none of my notifications playing? What? Wait hold on guys give me
a second. For some reason nothing is working. Wait what the fuck why is
nothing working? Damn the fucking note box is fucked. But uh burned there in the
I should have picked Sanford Game though, I got you.
Let me finish the game and then I got you guys.
Are you going to be involved in the league tourney that Jinx is hosting anyway?
Not 100% sure yet.
He was just asking a little bit of my advice on formats and stuff along that nature.
That's why I've already had a few people message me and they're like,
dude like is there any way that you can get me in and I'm like I'm gonna be
honest like I don't know anything like it's like I'm like a co-creator it's
just tournaments you know someone
first on to the stream let's get sponge okay so we're gonna do some play for the
the red and then afterwards we'll come to the Crogs team
Okay, so we're gonna play for the Krugs and after the Krugs, we could look on the Grubbs
to be honest.
I think it should be free.
Now the only problem is I'm staying on 2000 gold so it's a tiny bit risky because of that.
But we have a level, maybe even a level advantage with Ghosts.
Oh shit, I think I'm just going to ult out, yeah.
I mean listen, if they're committing 4 for that, it is what it is, like sometimes as
a league player you just seem to be willing to say it is what it is.
Kadeema has to be in that tournament.
Wait, Loki, true.
Loki, true.
Hey guys, I need to figure out
why the fuck my notification box isn't working though.
Like what the fuck is going on, alert box?
What?
Like it should be good.
Okay, this is weird.
Okay, look, we'll fix it after.
But it's like I want to fix it now
because it bothers me but I can't.
you're very funny take more pre-workouts I will but not yet like right now we're
saw in our second dose of the day third dose is when Junko gets on
guys what rank is Jinxie right now because I'm wondering if he would be
able to hit bronze today but I'll be his first time ever hitting bronze because
when he ended placements he was iron one
ok so it's going to be syroca here
so i'm going to do this i'm just going to go for her
she's a fucking moron and she's going to learn the hard way
you're going to learn the fucking hard way baby
nice and now small to get some free kill we don't even have to walk there
what's it going to be? is it going to be like the t1 1v1s or 5v5?
but he said he needs 40 streamers for the tournament so I don't think it's
going to be 1v1s
but again I'm sure he's going to do like review because I don't know how his
other tournaments had operated in the past but I'm sure he's going to do like
maybe reveals over the course like the week or stuff like that
okay
Oh
No, I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I fucked up bad
Now I fucked up so bad that's so fucking cancer like if I didn't I'll wish you my out there what it died to you
How's your day you've been so far it's been good been John
Now the question is, what do we want to do next?
Because like on Respawn my Krugs are alive, but I feel like there's also an opportunity
for maybe a botgank out and we'll see.
Alright, so we're going to play for the, you're going to play for the Krugs, and then, okay.
Well, I mean, I still got the four mini Krugs.
Now I can just run to your bottom, maybe we can make a playwork here.
Alright, let's see what I can do.
I'm pretty sure the rapper Skemask, the slump god, used to play League of Legends with XXX
Sentation a lot.
Yeah, it's actually kind of funny because the way that I found that out is because I
mean, I got invited to this one Discord server like a while back and there are a bunch of
people that are actually kind of like mainstream famous, I guess.
And one of the times I went in there, because I was playing like many empires with Charismae,
and then as we were in there, we were playing, we were playing, we were playing, and I was
like convincing some people to like play Roblox, and I was like, guys, you don't understand
how fucking insane this game is and all that.
And then at one point at the end of it, Charismae was like, wait dude, you want to know something
funny?
And I was like, what?
And he's like, one of the guys that you convinced to play Roblox was Kanye West's old manager.
I was like wait what cuz like I didn't even know dude I was just I was like oh my fucking
god we're shitting on these like 10 year olds like it was going crazy and then like if you
guys like did like when you get in on this this on this funnest vlog I was just playing
the blocks bro okay I really really really want to look on oh LaSandra could you alt
No. If I can keep my Q-Socks, I can actually look for a kill. Perfect.
Two Qs.
I told it. I got-
Oh, wow. Holy shit.
Okay, whatever.
I mean, like, I just did no limit test like that.
You guys remember the game that we played yesterday where we won?
Because I played it perfect?
No limit testing. Say, that's all we need.
All right, so we need to sit there. No, no, like normal limit testing normal limit testing for kills
Like if it were to run a little bit better
Whatever, what's on me about it? It is what it is. Okay, listen
Maybe if I put my list on you can make the gank work, but I don't want to look for it solo anymore
Okay
So my red is gone Krugs prior to they're not kid we can maybe look for a chemo killer here
Nice.
Okay, can we kill the Jarman too?
He doesn't have Q.
Nice!
Good!
There we go.
Now we're playing smart.
Okay, now we got to commit with our mid laner.
Let's do that.
I'm ready for it.
Are you?
Are you Lissandra?
Are you fucking ready?
I'm just going to wait here.
Alright, and I'll go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Flash, flash, flash, flash!
But I'm not going to lie, this guy needs a ban.
Oh wait, he did not flash.
Wait, I need a ban.
Wait, I'm in the fucking piece of shit.
Jesus, alright number one.
Sorry.
Hehehehehe
All right, let's look for the boxes top glam that I personally look on the held
I don't us what are your thoughts on freeing daddy
The only reason why did he even went to jails because he's not a politician
Every politician that does exactly what did he does is running around free because they have connections
Unlucky he wasn't well connected enough to get away with being a Pato dude. Cheers.
Alright, so now we're gonna do it so we can look for the bots to top and then we'll play on the Herald.
I think what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the Wolves then afterwards we can look on the maybe this or...
So since Jarvan goes bot, I want to look top. Nice, that could be a free kill on Camille.
Oh, okay, this is perfect. This is perfect. Very good. And then now we can just find this here.
Make Jinx, he listened to the enemy, he's at our door. I won't have to listen to it. I'll be
He's saying it in his ear today.
Today we need to make him view League of Legends synonymously with like, war.
He needs to feel like it's a fucking Dotto every time he loads in.
Okay.
So now we're gonna look on the Herald and then afterwards I'll see if I can play for mid.
Oh yes.
Do you have W?
Do you have W?
No.
I
Dude I felt down to my fucking balls I felt down to my fucking balls
How's your day going
If that play would have actually been a triple kill would have been a lot better, bro
But now it's only like a nine out of ten, but it would have been a ten
Let's get dragon dude, I need to fix my alerts. I don't know my alerts are so fucked up
All right, I think best play that we have is if we play on the blue
Maybe blue and then full clear upwards.
Yeah, it's something enough to be a full clear here.
So the Camilla is low.
Dash is full HP.
Smother's walking top.
Is this Camilla's bush?
Fuck!
Okay, so we're gonna have to get this and then the red is up in three.
The thing is, I just seem to play a little bit cautiously because I'm tying guys.
Unlike four items, I legit just stomp their fucking heads open.
Okay, we need to keep our Q stacks.
Oh, yeah, you're just saying one shot. It is what it is, bro. Back to base
I'm training this yep, I don't mind that's a fucking shut down my fucking bank, baby
We take those. All right, so now we get the shocha and the next item
to me
Yep
So it says place it in the microwave and then make it like become hotter in 10 to 15 seconds.
So you put it in for 10 seconds, take it out, then take it out, as many times as you want, until you feel like it's hot enough.
So 10 to 15 max.
Yeah, because we went to the, uh, went to Mall today and she found this, like, Otter.
That's like, uh, that you can put it in a microwave and then it becomes hot.
It almost like paired cromps and she liked that.
maybe we can actually look on mid here
shit
uh that's her flash though wasn't it
no it wasn't fuck me okay we might have to get baron then
she can't read that no it's because it's french
She doesn't speak French, so I have to translate.
Are they back together?
We got married seven months ago.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the waltz and after it's looked for the topside.
Let's get it done.
I'm gonna be honest, part of me wants to just look for a kill on the victor, but the reason why I'm scared is because like, he's strong, bro.
Maybe we can catch him out? Walk through here, through here, through here.
Okay, that's perfect. There we go.
I'm gonna be honest I think it's in my it's my best play fight just like for this here
I'm gonna be able to get to that bad anyways unless fuck this I have an idea
Let's hope that I can drift this
The fast and the fucking furious, baby
All right, so you know what we have to do is you have to play for the Kroggs on me should be
I can see it.
Okay guys, so 20 seconds on the dragon, we've got to play for this.
I don't really want to, I don't actually like getting anti-heal versus Soraka, and the reason
why is because I feel like the slope from Soraka's outvalues the actual anti-heal application,
which I know sounds fucking crazy, but it's true.
Okay, so why is our vein not here right now?
Okay, so, okay, we're not fighting cool.
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
Like, I guess, sure, dude.
I mean, you just found the grumblin' efforts and look on the blue.
Are you doing?
I'm chillin'.
Hard chillin'.
Did you get the top lane challenge?
Yeah, but a while ago though
While ago
He's like the thing about toplan is it got to a point where I got so much cancer
And the reason why I got cancer was because I sat there and I was like dude
it's like I
Don't know the problem with toplan is just that I feel like there's only one of two ways
They can win lane if you have their counter picker if you one trick
And if you one trick you need to play every match of 50 times and if you counter pick
Then and the enemies at one check and they know to play guns you've done your fucked right
So just feel like it was the experience gap. I got it on
Now obviously I'm not saying I was playing fucking perfect right, but like I
Fucked up now. I fucked up so bad most horrible
From some of us in super in sleep watching coaching says been the most entertaining and funniest dreams of watching a long time
I'm watching every night W, Kira, I know I'm gonna be honest, the coaching's been a lot of fun.
Like it's been the most fun that I've had in League of Legends and I think like...
I want to say like three years now-ish.
The last time I can remember having as much enjoyment was in my first Korea trip.
But the thing about the first career trip is that the enjoyment lasted about a week.
And then after the initial enjoyment of a week, I became an alcoholic because I was getting
banned every day on the new account.
So what happened was I just sat there and I just started like day drinking literally
every day.
I literally just started drinking at like 4pm.
was horrible
the thing is that if i go in here it could be really bad i don't know
but the thing is we need our soul in with us
yeah i'm taking so much fucking damage in
dude are you fucking
I don't know what we can even do.
I remember Yamato in your crib, yeah.
No, Yamato's Karyag that was like horrible.
Bro, why do they always have fucking flash?
We lost.
It's like my last fight I went in on, the Ash and the Soraka flash away, this time, like, dude, it's literally you go in, two flashes and you're fucked! Every time!
Now we need a good song right now. We need someone good right now.
We need a good song.
Alright, guys.
I need listeners in the chat who's listening, who the fuck is listening right now.
this french corn or ears so it might be a chance I can actually defy all odds here I need this I need
this
wait what the
bro what the fuck
Wow, that's really how we're losing that fucking first game of the day.
bro like are we fucking serious that's actually fucking wild wow and I'll be
seven seven the sub welcome I'll go you guys give me a second give me a second
give me a second I need for I need to fix these notifications
What?
Why is nothing- Nothing's working!
Dude, I'm actually fucking gonna lose my shit.
Oh my god, why the fuck is nothing working?
Why the fuck is it- It's fine.
Alert box, bro.
There is no way that it's legit not working today, right?
Hold on.
We're gonna have to do this.
There is no way that it's legit not working today, right? Hold on recent events wait
Nothing's working
It's fine listen
Listen
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Wait, wait, I need to figure this out guys
You're gonna have to bear with me for a second like just give me a second
Copy
Can I add a second alert box?
Wait.
Dude, what the fuck?
Okay guys, listen, you're gonna have to bear with me for a second, okay?
Type one if you're bearing with me right now.
Open source properties, okay?
Subscriptions, test.
So wait, if that works, then why doesn't this?
Oh, no does cool. All right. All right, we're gonna now and
I'm seven there in the sub welcome legend there in the prime and solve white man there until nine months. I'll come back
Dragon there in the bits. I was all appreciate our doing time being great brought in great
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And now we're playing guns Bellebeth
You know what it's like to you know, it's like
it's like you wake up in the morning, right and
your boss calls her and he's like yo we need you to like get up early for work
so you're like fuck you're like okay no problem you get up early you start
going to work okay as you're going to work as you're going to work your car
gets a flat tire you're late so you get to work you're like shit you know then
your boss comes up here and he's like okay listen we have an issue since you're
late now you're gonna be penalized and we're also sending you to HR later so
already it's a bit of a fucked up day because it's like your boss is penalizing you but then it's
like you get to the HR lady and it turns out it's not a lady it's actually a guy and it's the same
guy that bullied you in high school and fucked your mom so then you're sitting there and you're
like well fucking great dude like it's it's like I don't even need to play this game to know I'm
I'm gonna be miserable against that champion.
Fuck!
Jolly Joe, throw this up on camera.
Thank you.
All right guys, it's got juicers in our ears,
who's ready?
We need something good, we need something good.
Something good, something good, something good,
something good, something good, something good,
something good, something good, something good,
something good.
This is this.
a little bit of MGMT and Versace there in the primal welcome. Thank you. Okay, so now
what we have to do is we have to just like board our check because we're going to fuck
to level one. Alright, and Bobby there so I was welcome. Thank you, Ro.
Guys, we have a little bit of slowdown reverb in our ears right now. That's all
we need to actually like chill a little bit. Can you play with yogurt and milk?
Affirmations are calling me down, sure. Okay, so now we're gonna have to keep our
eyes on the Belveth and the reason why is because Belveth could actually level
to gank us. So we need to be careful here. So the Belveth walks up so we know we're
not getting level 2 invaded so we can actually get our folk there. Nice, we're
not getting cheesed.
Your mid laner asks for a pick swap and so you can counter pick but you're
busy and you accidentally ego'd him.
Ah, it's funny, he's like in Katerina, it's okay.
The reason why assassins a lot of the time want pick swap is because the enemy midlaner
is locking these cuckchamps like fucking Arian shit, and it's just like miserable.
The thing is, if it's card reading, it's not going to be like that.
Wait, what?
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why did eight bring home medicine for the six, seven?
wait Loki I think I get it
wait Loki I think I get it
I'm just gonna send the promo code thank you wait I get it
I didn't laugh but it's like I get it that's ok genius
alright so now we're gonna have to get the red and then we look on the crugs
The stereo, the stereo sounds strange.
You know what's crazy about music?
I saw music and it's so different depending on like where, when and where you listen to
it.
Like a song like this driving home from the gym late at night at like 9pm alone on the
highway going 10% over the speed limit like dude you know what I'm talking about
it's like some songs can unlock that feeling in that situation but then there
are other songs like this right
where if you listen to this song in school it also puts in a different kind of mind
I have a f*** to even answer that one and I did not see if there is a welcome thank you
All right, chat I have a question if I was like in your classroom and Loki should I
I didn't say that, wow, that's pretty fucking dark.
Wait, maybe I shouldn't say that, wow.
Wait, okay, wait, nevermind,
that's actually like a really dark question to ask.
Jesus.
No, it's Jesus.
Wow, okay, well, I mean,
the good thing is at least I'm learning
that even I have limits.
All right, so now we're gonna play with the Raptors
and then we'll look on the, on the cards.
I just said that my question was going to be a reference towards the song and it's like, you know, maybe we don't need to explore that topic.
Okay, so we're going to now is we're going to play with the Kragz and the upper it's like kind of a gank.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the, uh, the crugs and then
afterwards.
Oh, wait a second, wait a sec, wait a sec, wait a sec.
The problem is that I know that their jungler is pathing towards bot, so that's the reason
why I'm a little bit worried.
Okay, you know low key surfing do you want to come to the crowd? Well, I don't know if I'm getting fed the dragon
But if you want to put the crab it works
Ask it
It was a question that would have essentially been would you tell me to not go to school tomorrow?
Or would you tell me to go to school?
All right, so I can just complain for the crab and then after crab all the other afters
The velvet does get the dragon, but we're gonna have our support roaming with us to the raptors
So that means it should be okay for us
But you know, it's been kind of annoying recently I don't know why but for some reason my like wrist oh
Wait, give us a second. I was gonna say my wrist has been like
Now, I was gonna say, we see my risk has always been, like, grating against the edge of the
table.
And, like, normally I wouldn't mind, but the problem is that it's starting to smell like
burnt skin.
Like, every time I move my head, it literally smells like burnt skin.
What the fuck?
I mean, you sure that's one?
Pumped up kicks.
So now we're going to play for the blue, and after it's stopped about folk clear it.
Alright guys, it's stopped about folk clear, but the thing is we're going to have to get
to these scrubs on respawn. I tried to take in taxidermark and I didn't really like it,
I feel like Shogun second does the same job but you actually have health. I mean you can
test out in practice though. When I tried to take in the Shogun it didn't really feel like I was
doing that much. Even if it's like a negligible damage difference, even like a tiny bit, it
actually makes like a very big like diff in my opinion. It's like any time I've done assassin
builds with shoujin second they've just never really felt that crazy i don't know why but
i've never done like shoujin second been like wow i'm one charting everything dude like it was
there never like that
all right so now we're gonna do this again play for the uh the grubs i don't have
We're gonna look on the on the ball side
Okay, so guys rappers is up in 10 seconds you think we're gonna be able to do it yesterday, no
We need to get this shit done here
I don't want to.
Okay, so Bob with gang Smith.
Thing is she lost her raptor so she's gonna be like fucking pissed. She's very homeless now.
Like legit homeless, I get everything.
Her only play would be if she wants a gang top. That would be a good play.
So if I'm a really good jungler, I'd realize what her good play is and I counter it. So let's do it.
I don't want to dive it though, I don't want to dive it.
Oh, what?
I mean, I'll out loud.
I
Bro this guy's a fucking fist or what he actually got that kill
That's actually insane. What the fuck
Okay, guys, I think we're going to a problem we can put on some good music and I'll get right for it
Little bit of Mimi at the battlefield
I'm not gonna put my head in the water.
Okay.
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the grump and then talk to Bob Folk there.
Jinxie is listening to AOT's song. Wait is he actually?
No he's actually fucking with the heart style!
like I told him dude I was like
no I tell you he's fucking with it
oh wait no we can't turn off his shimla until we hear the drop
now it's rather than 19-1s tier 3 thank you bro appreciate that
I need to get him like other other anime heart style
but you know the craziest dude the craziest thing about it is that every time I listen
that song I swear I literally get like goose bumps literally every time
take your day
even on the darkest night
okay so now we're gonna do this we're gonna play for the the dragon
the thing is above us could come for us but if our set is to work for before
worst case and we should run because we're ahead of them but let's walk in
top for top crab so let's see if we can look mid
all right we reset we get this now
you need to find a good death note of hardstyle jinx who would love that you
know let me find more anime hardstyle because anime hardstyle is normally the
best when it comes like speeches oh wait a second wait a sec wait a sec
that's one that's one that's one I don't think I'm more than one guard only
We got more than one
Is there a chance of after self
Perfect so we can listen and play for the crab and then look on the top to Botfokker
Jinx is saying he's addicted to League you good
Because I'm telling you the thing about League is you just got to learn how to enjoy it
And when you learn how to enjoy it, it's like but I'm telling you it's a feeling unlike anything else
Okay, so now we're gonna just gonna play for the ground to the Crogs, and we're gonna be getting
Even on the darkest night.
No guys, you make a muslin to this one.
Meet me at the fucking battlefield.
Need to show them the Vegeta X Awakened.
OOOH TRUE!
Chad said one of you guys want to hear the VEGEDAX AWAKEN
Do you guys think that you're ready to hear that song?
That's low-care classic
Wait, oh my god, wait, fuck!
Guys, does anybody remember that one we were listening to in Korea?
Where it's like the son of Goku saying like
I will make my father proud cause I'm like my father's son
son and then he goes fucking crazy, bro, that's literally like us. Does anybody know? Fuck,
Leo, can you find that one? Can you find that one? Like, I need that one. That's the one I need.
That's the one I need. But yeah, I'll show you guys the Vegetax awaken right now, though.
He's there like, I am my father's son and then he goes fucking dick on the beach.
I'm not fucking out baby. That's what it's all about.
It's a Gohan SSJ2 hard style.
Well, let me see if I can find that.
Too bad.
Gohan SSJ2, let me search this up.
All right, we're gonna see if we can find it after.
Everything.
Okay, so now we plan the hell of an effort to talk about folk art.
Any chance we can look on this?
come on snow are she has no art this is good
fuck
any chance we look on a dive
I think we just back up to risky
but you've got fucking damn it's weights hold on
c-altimate
but
okay there we go now I need to bookmark this he's gonna listen to this one later
wait for it
but there's something always keeps
Alright, so now all you have to do is just flip the box to the top and then we can look
on maybe like the baron or some shit.
Could be good.
Alright, guys, let's see if we can find the Gohan SSJ2 hardstyle, are you guys ready?
might be this one. I don't think it's this one. I don't think it's this one. But it's
I'm not gonna listen to it in case it is.
guys I really don't think it's this one now this one is hard to listen to I hear
it let's see this one maybe it's this one
is there is it this one
I don't mean it's this one either to fuck me which one is it
bro, when you find this... oh, what the fuck?
It's okay, sounds good though, we're gonna give it a chance.
We're gonna give it a chance guys,
we need to give it a chance.
Wait for it, we need to wait for it.
And is this one, is it really?
Wait.
Oh my god wait.
Okay I just got chills. I just got chills!
Okay, so we need to get the Crabkno and then afterwards we'll reset.
Wait.
Okay, this one is sick, but it's not the one I'm thinking of, but I like this one, though.
It's like, okay, this one might have just made the cut.
This one, type one of this one makes the cut.
i think it might have just made the fucking cut on his to god
like this look he might have made the cuts wait
you killed the karma first
that's two
Okay, that's a good one, but it's still not the one I'm looking for bro. It's still not the one I'm looking for
Could it be this one?
Wait a second
It's not this one it's called gone's rage. Okay, I'm gonna search that one up after
We're gonna try this one that we're gonna try gone's rage
Nice.
This could go fucking crazy.
Alright, so now clear the rest of our bot side and then Aphros will be able to reset.
And Harsh, I'm 13 months on Mac, thank you.
Gone's Rage is completely different, but it's another Gone's Rage one then.
Yeah, no, it's definitely not this one.
Okay, give me a second guys, because I need to find the song I used to listen to 20 times a day last time on to Korea
Wait
I think it was this one guy
Where is it
Because if I'm not mistaken, no, no, no, everyone with some assistance, if I'm not mistaken,
it was this guy.
Maybe it's this one, Powers of Youth.
Wait, it could be this one, actually, wait.
Wait a second, it could be this one.
Yeah, I'm in 7, 6, and 1, so much. Thank you.
Wait, Bokeh could actually be this one.
Like, does she hip-kick? What does mean I fucking die? No, I think it's actually this one. Wait.
All right.
It genuinely could be this one actually.
If it says I am my father's son and it goes crazy, it's this one.
Let's see.
Try cycle of hatred, hard style.
Could it be that one too?
We'll look at that one.
No.
Okay, we have to look on this here now.
The Bobbeth is so okay about the problem, but...
Wow, are you fucking serious?
Okay, it's on this one. It's on this one. Give me a second. When you look at the rest
of these, this is a good one though. I like it.
Almighty push, I think, is another good one. You guys said Jinxie likes Naruto, right?
It could be that one.
Could maybe be this one too.
Maybe this one.
Go who, wait.
Go who X, go hand awakening.
Wait, I think it's this one.
Who's listening?
Who's listening? It's this one. It's this one I remember.
What do you even believe me?
my father's son.
Oh no, dude, he is gonna fucking lose his mind when I play that room later.
and I go fishin' from welcome, thank you.
Now you guys don't understand how happy that makes me.
I've literally been looking for that song
for an ironically like a year now.
Literally a year now.
What's the song link?
Here, I'll give it to you guys.
It's literally such an insane banger.
Did you play a moggle?
Yeah, I'll do it in the next few days.
Did you find a Duffinone for him?
He's never seen a Dragon Ball.
I've never seen Dragon Ball either.
Boy, he has listened to Naruto, right?
Or he has watched Naruto.
because we're gonna try to find some Naruto ones this one's called the
almighty push I think this is a really good one too
yeah I think it's this one this one goes fucking crazy
Are you still on emerald bro? We're fucking on the way to grindmaster right now
Is there no jinx see hardstyle song wait, let me actually see
We are not doing that
Wait hold on
I'm going to say hello again if I'm welcome, thank you.
Wait, Fred.
Thank you.
WAIT A SECOND!
Holy the fucking Jinxie hardstyle, wait for it.
And uh, hi there and a prime welcome. Thank you.
Wait, this Loki goes crazy.
What?
Hold on.
What the?
Hahaha.
Nice, I'm fucking hard now.
Oh shit!
Wait, Sosa, they're in the 10 gifted pre-shad.
Thank you.
I'm chaffed, they're in the prime as well.
Thank you.
Welcome.
True.
True.
No.
I mean, I'm the same person.
He's always saying things that way.
Okay, wait, this is going to go hard again.
I used to have the job so much harder dude.
It's like you don't even want to cut from the same cloth exactly yeah.
Minimum are located the Socrates and the Plato of the 21st century and if you disagree then you're just illusion.
I've got to play for this both camps here and then afterwards we're going to look for their boss.
outside
Was that it?
Now he's looking all this and that one after and that's like seven to four months of like, thank you
Okay, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the rappers and I'm also gonna look on the bot side
The only risk is that if SAS invades me right now, or not invades me, if you were to reset.
happens all right so now we're gonna get our two and boots them also do so on
this here
hi guys when you get done now we play on the on the crab and then afterwards we
can look for clear
Yeah, I'm just gonna fight this I call you this is on you to get it
Wait wait
No, no, no
Nice
Okay, not too fucking shabby.
it's like sometimes when the job is going crazy, you gotta fucking match the energy,
you know what I mean?
Alright, and then now what we have to do is we have to play for the bot to top clear
and then we're getting...
The only thing is I would like to look for a bot gang but I don't think it's worth my
time because if the killin' has flashed I'm never getting it anyways.
Hello chat, my gf cheered on me with the jacked indian dude am I cooked?
Well, dude, whether or not you're cooked doesn't depend on what the fuck happened there.
not your cook depends on whether or not you ended on a loss yesterday. Who gives a fuck
if anything bad happens to you as long as you can sit there and you can end on a win?
Wow. I would do like zero damage this fucking world. Your car could break down. You could
get fired from your job. You could fail all your tests, your parents could disown you.
But as long as you can end on a win, then none of that should ever matter! Ever! You
You need to get that mentality.
That's what I'm gonna say now.
No!
I mean, I could do something crazy here for...
Okay, I'm tilted, but it's still winnable.
We need to put on a juicer in our ears.
are you guys ready?
uh... boom
that's what we need
if i lose it all
let's go
okay we're gonna have to play through mid lane
i think with the mouse or else
i'm just really really really really
really hoping
that uh... the
sas doesn't see my top side again
Are you having a lot of new viewers because of Jengzi?
I had a ton actually.
Like two weeks ago at this point in the stream, they would be out like 700, so it's been genuinely humbling.
Okay, we're going to have to play for the rest of the clear though.
I might have to give these wolves, I really hope I don't but I might have to.
Now it's us that's waiting to gank the mouse out of the salt, so you got to walk out or walk back.
Okay, ready?
Me too.
Alright, have fun.
have fun. Alright, so now we're gonna do this, we're gonna play for the grubs, let me show
you again. Maybe not grubs though, I'll see. Could actually be like a mid angle. And then
just wait for the grubs wait what okay we're good again
okay so now we have to do something to see if there's anything to get over here
Oh, this could be good, this could be good.
You know what?
If karma gets it, that's good.
It means we can take the mid wave.
should be really good.
I can also gun reset.
Oh.
No.
Is there any chance that Akali gets this here?
Nice!
Okay, that's one.
Can I help her?
I don't think so.
No.
Now, we know with karma, hold on.
Okay, so now we're gonna play for the crab,
and then after crab we can look on the, on the drag here.
like locate could be a dragon plan and may be something else oh I don't have smite wait
If we would have only had one more second, but if everybody lives and I can actually
get to a point where I scale, it's okay too.
He's gonna walk up, he's gonna look for this crab here.
And Chris, be there when the problem comes, thank you.
Okay, so now we're going to zoom in and get the cycle and then afterwards we can look
for the axiomark.
axiomark
Well fucking bang winner. So let's go
And I know the song name Caltech awaken
KELT ek
Okay, so now we have to play for the top to bot clear and then afterwards next thing we're
going to play for is the neutral crab.
We really want to fight with our colleague this game.
Guys, we're going to be wasting the fucking, uh, the full clear on the, on the Strop.
I mean if a colleague gets it, it's fine.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, it's a bit of a rough one, guys.
It's a bit of a rough one.
It's a bit of a rough one, but I think if we play this song, we're gonna win.
I'm gonna say I'm like fucking cams.
Alright, we just need to compose our software and we get run out of trust.
Let's trust in the play.
Ten guys, any guns though? We have to get in form, it's gonna be good.
We need to play through our call if we're going to win without.
Okay, so the client gets around the kill, that's good.
So what you can do here is you just found the clogs and after the clogs you can maybe
We look on the held.
So we're going to go this room, play for the C of this,
and then bait tab on the enemy sauce,
and then look for crab. But first we need to listen to the drop.
Are you fucking kidding me?
He's never gonna go for this ride, but maybe crud stop. Fuck.
This is okay though.
Oh god, so sauce is in here.
I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna start fucking crying holy shit
guys I'm not gonna actually start crying this is fucking horrible fuck me
But you know what it'll be okay listen at the end of the day
We just didn't get our shit together if we get our shit together. We should be able to win a
Thousand gold bouncy on the Klan if we can somehow get it
Now we look on the wrappers, and after we clear the rest of our camps somewhere good.
So our Karmen gets one shot, but I can get the Krogster.
I'm wondering if there are colleague groups
which should be able to kill the Klan,
because that's our run condition.
Okay, and then now we can do so again I look on butter we can look on med
One two three, I mean I'm IQ sucks
Alright we didn't get the bouncy but a colleague at it.
You need to focus, find your tempo, you have the problem recently is they are just fighting
way too much honestly.
Like I'm just going for like way too many fights and it's fucking a lot of shit up.
Because like whenever I fight early and it goes bad then we just lose but if I just like play standard and I'm like safe
Then we're just gonna win so I need to unironically just be playing so on as long as I play so we're gonna be fine
Are you on PC playing yeah, we go me is playable on PC there's no console version I
Thought that's enough now we can so when we can actually so when
Like now I'm saying that sarcastically.
Okay, so we're going to play on our bot side now and then we should be getting...
So yeah, so it does have quicksummer, Sasha, no?
I mean, there's no way that guy can fucking run B3, right?
Yeah, I don't think so.
Okay, so now what we have to do is we need to play through something mid.
Because as long as we have our call yams, that guy's just gonna be okay.
again. Is there any way that we can contest us if they're on it? I'm gonna be honest guys,
i don't know
that's even kill this
i'm so sad
i'm actually fucking depressed
the homie bomb boots are kind of OP, yeah
no they are, i'm telling you guys that i'm just so annoyed
like i'm annoyed that i keep running at half these fucking games
I made it a thing where I would never die more than two times a game, I'm telling you it would be so much better.
But it's still winnable though, as in Stainless it sounds to say it genuinely still is.
How do you even scale a deal with those dog shit items?
Well, because I just got on the back line, if I can get on these two, it doesn't matter
if I'm like, I had it behind us, we'll be able to do enough damage to hopefully kill.
I'm a bit worried that the gas sword would have like, walked up and he'd do this time
outwards I killed me
Okay, so we're gonna need us really play for our wolves and upwards you look for the top site there
Okay, so now we're gonna do some complain on the wrappers and outwards we'll look on the on the red
Yeah, I just have to go
Like it sucks to say but if I don't go, so it just fucked.
Same.
Is there any chance that we could actually get some kills here?
YES!
Really?
All right, well, listen, as long as we can get our resale, if we can play for our group
to fight it, I'm telling you guys, it's actually winnable.
What's the Jynxly tournament?
Uh, why don't we message?
Do you need a demo on Twitter for details and stuff?
Are we too?
But I'm not a part of the organizational process.
And then Jen and Barrington give the appreciate.
Thank you.
Jen, listen.
We're going to hit a fucking crazy one after the ton.
Are you ready?
but we need to bring this one back from the fucking brink of how
I want to look on this crab
of course it's gone
and of course it's on their jungler that fucking took it too
So our colleges died that's not good
Wait what the fuck did mouse just you know we don't want to lose the game here maybe just hold this we could win
We got this.
Fuck's sake.
All right.
Alright guys, when you get something done here now.
Alright, is there any way that we can actually play for 5v5 right now?
That's huge, that's one.
Can we get more can we get more
But this could be good this could be good
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest like I wouldn't fucking like I give that what I had I give that what I had in the bank, bro
Should this isn't when the ball it's always one of them all
At any moment, an armed gunman could walk into the Kalin's house.
You know what I mean?
It's like, you can never discount those possibilities.
Okay, so we're going to have to give the dragon butt.
it's fine
someone's gonna have to get Anzai heal like I guess I'm gonna be the fucking
piece of shit that gets with the arntai
uh maybe I could book on this crab here hopefully sauce isn't here already
nice
He comes here and fuck though.
He got all this might faster than I did, that's all it is.
uh... what he's my dot twelve fifty like this the millisecond i saw twelve fifty
i tried for the smite
also fifty one
and i tried for by just wasn't fast enough
i read an interactions with faker new
right back about it
years ago uh...
years ago a friend of mine
uh... professor collie
he wanted to do a video of me him and another streamer
doing a 3v3 against 3 SKT members
but then when he told Riot, like, hey guys, uh, could...
like, I want this to be my team, they were like,
yeah, we're not allowing you to have Dantez, anyone except him
so then I was like, oh, okay, cool.
Like, sure, I did.
It's unfortunate now.
Wait, did we just win?
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
Oh my god, what the fuck just happened?
Okay, I don't know what the fuck just happened or something like that.
Alright.
Guys, I'm not even kidding it's Ashley Winnebara now.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to have the Executions and then we need
the Motor Reminder.
But I have the Anti-Hail now, like we should be chilling.
I once wanted to tell me how much gold he has.
Like this guy could lowkey be the fucking demon on the rift right now.
How much does he have?
Because I don't think he's spent after getting all those shutdowns.
I think it's going to be like an entire complete item from him.
My guess is it's either going to be endless hunger or overloaded by my old that he buys
in one buy here.
Let's see.
this hunger wow holy shit
no he gets a second item too
but this guy gets a second item too it's actually just gg
i don't think it's gg if he gets a second one
now he only gets a tunnel
Oh fuck.
Do you just lose the game now after that? Are you fucking serious?
What the fuck even just happened?
No, no, no, I don't mean we lose, I don't have a baron wave.
Smolder can wave clear, an acolyte can disrupt.
Wait, no, I think it's fine. No, there's one minion left. That one minion is going to
fuck up everything. Okay, the minion's gone, the minion's gone. No, it lost, judging.
Do you think my perspective or image of you might change due to your clubs with Jynx and
stuff uh no if anything i think it makes them hate me even more
because you know sometimes i give them like an ethical league of legends takes
i think every time they see a clip of those they're like oh dude like
can we just fucking like get rid of this guy you know what i mean
all right well not fucking blue okay guys we need to start playing smarter
Like I'm telling you, right now the Gameplay of Gossip is playing smarter.
Hold on, let me go to the bathroom.
you
you
you
you
Okay guys, someone guys want to see a hack.
Greek yogurt, high protein, right?
powder powder and the yogurt one cup of that is 50 grams of fucking protein
instantly they're the most insane meal hack ever
What? What the fuck? Wait, did I not press accept? I swear I pressed accept now.
It's just been peach flavored
It's time I see what I'm the ultimate yogurt male
What's up, buddy
That was for ease, right?
Oh, I remember you.
I mean it wasn't like I don't know why this guy's lying you did not get banned in December of 2013
you got banned three months ago and it's because you were calling another viewer a furry f word
Normally, I believe in second chances where it's like, you know, like, you never know
what's going on in someone's personal life under the day, right?
It's like, I'm trying to think.
Were you apologetic in your donation, let's see.
I said a no-no word and my appeal was denied.
As soon as I can see what the unbattled request said,
My bad first thing, the upward the guy was replying to was signing something about my
family and I got mad, won't say bad words again.
I don't know what you're talking about, I don't know what you're talking about, I don't
know what you're talking about.
the fuck do you think you are superman
all right
fine don't like don't really like genuinely don't do it again
you're on the zero tolerance
free him I mean those are his only like timeout or ban ever you know I mean
it was his only timeout or ban ever he said he won't do it again and the guy
that was like I'm not saying that it was bad but the guy that was like he was
time to was like antagonizing him so and his other messages he didn't seem like
I hate Watcher so.
What's the toughest sacrum skin? This one, Alderwood.
We're going to see your jungle this game. Now remember guys, we said that what we want to start doing from now on
is not fighting.
What about Logan Paul? Would you want to ban him? Okay, wait.
Do you guys want to hear a funny story about Logan Paul?
So at one point, I went to Korea last summer and I did this thing called the asylum fund.
Where I locked myself in a white room, I bought myself only white clothes, and I was sleeping
on camera and only allowed playing League of Legends for like 18 plus hours a day, okay?
So at one point Logan Paul comes into the stream and he types something like, you're
bad bro.
So then one of my mods instantly permabands him because like the name was like Logan Paul
is taken or something right.
So one of my mods instantly permabands him and says, and you're banned bro, partnered,
I don't care.
Then I looked at the guys account and I was like wait dude that actually was the real
Logan Paul what the fuck?
So yeah.
Okay so now we're going to play for the bot side and then we should be getting.
And the funny thing is that when I get banned from my streams, it's something where it's
like you can't even see the chat anymore or anything, you know?
So that guy literally just saw his entire like, bearing experience and knew Kenyman's
like, oh, okay.
Jynx, he's talking about you?
What's he saying?
Good things, I hope.
He's gassing you up right now?
Aw.
I have a few hard sell songs to show him today.
It's gonna make him go fucking crazy.
Wasn't Logan Paul the guy that filmed
dead people valid to ban him?
Yeah, but that's not the worst thing he did.
He's also pretended to be a One Piece fan.
That's even the worst.
He's laughing on Twitter.
And then every day there are a bunch of like
one piece uh... watchers are getting mad
jenzie's risen you up y'all
how many is a chill
needs to chill
i'm a married man but he's about to make me act up that's what i'm gonna say
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the glottiness and
afterwards we can look on the longsword.
Alright, so now we'll get the longsword and then it's good.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the Krugs to Grump and
minute ship again the good news is that dragons up in like a minute so we'll be
able to actually like find it
can you share your settings for league like interface and all that kind of stuff
Oh, I'd really like to do like a reveal one day. Loki.
Look at Loki play on the Wolves and upwards you go grumping the dragons again
And there's something there in five months I'm back. Thank you
It's a good buddy
Alright, so all we can do is play for the gromp and after the gromp we can look on the dragon.
Okay, now I really want to look on a bot gank chair.
i'm just hoping that uh... they're unable to escape
they're gonna kill this
and then after that
we're not going to help our adc instantly because there was a cannon alive
but i didn't even get the cannon
if i didn't get the shawarma though it's fucking insane
okay so brandon is chasing
NICE!!!
I think he ghosted, right?
I'm a fucking retard and I just hope we get killed.
All right, so the good news is,
now we can get resummoned, it's coming again.
Can you speak French?
I can, but I have an accent, so that's what I never do.
Cause I'm Anglophone.
I was very excited about Anglophone, so that's the reason why.
So all you can do is play for the top to bottom and it's gonna be good.
The format right now is it's 8 teams drafted by streamer captains and one challenger per
team and they're forced to play in Chander, Tying, Support.
That's a good format, because the thing is that the problem with doing like other formats
where it's like oh well it's 40 challenger players is that first off you don't have enough
challenger players in each region and streamers so you end up having to go for like pros that
it's like whatever and the games aren't as like in my opinion especially they're not as fun to watch
like do you guys remember my dauntless invitational that I had done I feel like low elo players in
tournament settings is way better than high low players because like oh everyone's playing perfect
wow that's cool oh there's like three kills in the game that's cool but watching like the fuckups
and all that and like, that's a good format.
All right, so now we'll look for the wolves
and we look on the gromp.
And the crockery, they're in the prime welcome.
Thank you.
Okay.
So now we can do something and look on the gromp
and then afterwards we can look on the jag.
Take care of this one.
My alt is up in like 20 seconds.
Can we chat for this?
That's okay. Listen, just back off, we look on this.
Oh, no. Just back off, back off, please.
I don't know, we just got jagged and then we look on the, on the crab.
omni van boots mid lane yeah I know did you guys know that the upgraded version
of the omni van boots mid lane gives you 5% damage increase when you're
fucking above 50% health and then when you're below 50% health I'm gonna kill
myself so normally lives with one and the Baron does too we have any increases
I don't know, I get the Cyclo-Sort and it's good.
Why does he call Chinsi?
He called me back into the league and the chemistry is un-matched.
That's a banger, dude.
So, every day is a new adventure.
Alright.
So, now we look on the grubs, and then after grubs,
talk to Bot Folkler, and then we can may play on Dragon,
in like four minutes.
It's insane, Ombrusers, yeah.
Now, I mean, like, I played one game of Hecarimid,
And I had the omnibam buts and it was a gerritardin, like a gerritardin.
Alright.
So what we can do is we can put on the Krug Sigromb and then after that we can maybe look on a Baokang.
So now we just look on the Raptors and we're good.
The thing is I don't want to fight inside my ult because you guys remember what we
wanted to do right?
We literally said what we need to do from now on is whenever we're playing games we
don't over force fights because that's why we're losing so much recently.
I feel like the best compliment that a coach could ever receive is that you actually make
the person that got the coaching love the game and like fall in love with the process.
Because that's infinitely more important.
Who cares if you're good if you don't enjoy yourself, you know?
the bottom line. Alright. So how do we do this? We get the grump and after grump we
look on the crab.
Alright.
Is there anyone that can look on this?
No.
So I think might know our best players maybe just to give them...
Oh.
Oh, yeah, that's a sour boy.
So the problem is she has to Ryla's.
I could like maybe turn this.
Best one.
Bro, I'd fucking love if we could make it two.
But I'm not going for two, I'm not going for two.
Remember what I said about us playing safe and consistent?
We're not looking for dust now.
Where does Darth of Maw buy his sneakers from?
I'm telling you, that clip could legit cure depression, I'm not even controlling.
Okay, so now we're going to just play with the Krugs and then go all the way to the grump.
I'm just gonna play for this and afterwards we need to get this dragon here
so you know what I'm gonna recall we have two thousand gold after you spend this
like we need to actually spend this shit here.
Alright. Earned a certain amount? I think so.
Is there anything in the process of doing all the rosters and everything though?
Because it's also like, it might be like a draft kind of thing, so.
You're just going to have to wait until there's more info on it.
Can you play Jinxy Hardstyle?
After.
When you save that for, if it's like a late game teamfight.
Okay.
That's one.
That's two.
All right, and then now we can just look on the dragon.
What's the next step in the process?
Do you mean the process for this game or the process of coaching Jinxie?
Because this game, what we have to do is we have to get the dragons, and then after this dragon we're going to have to reset and then play on this timer.
Because like I was saying yesterday, it's always about timers, right?
So right now it's dragon, it's reset, and then it's herald because that's the next timer that's up.
Jinxie said he hasn't had this much fun on a game that he has with League since his
early siege days.
Wow, that's, uh, wow.
That's crazy.
What's up, man?
You know what?
I miss your beast content.
Wait, what?
Wait, Mr. Beast's content... Wait, what?
It was like, dude, why am I not seeing the camera?
Wait, hold on. Let me see some light.
There's no way right?
Wait!
Dude, that's fucking sick. Wow.
It's like it spurred the moment dude like there's no coming up with it's just like you feel it
you know what I mean like legit it's just like you feel it
Alright, so now we have to play for the rest of the bot side and let me show you what we
get after the Raptors.
Okay, so now we get news we can actually look for the bot side.
What?
Yeah, but the thing is Mr. Beast has been a league player for like a very long time.
he's always said that his dream is that one day he actually buys his own league team
nice
perfect, easy as fuck
and now we look on the ground and it's gonna get
is there anything left for this?
I know, is that there on my mind so much?
Thank you. Wow, what the fuck?
I mean, but that's like low key fine though, isn't it? Like...
Like, we get a spot shot, that's actually huge.
and uh right there in the problem welcome thank you why doesn't mr beast buy his only team
then?
he's I think for him he's in like a crazy content mode nowadays like that guy I've watched
like a few interviews where he talks about his like workload and it's actually like crazy
like it wouldn't surprise me if even with his fiance he has to like schedule like okay
we can like hang out for an hour here there like a lot kind of stuff because
he's that level of like busy so like the idea of like owning and managing a
team is something more for him I'm guessing obviously it's all speculation
but I think he's willing to do like once he takes a step back from like content
because that's what some like people do that are like billionaires with all
What's that I'm going to do with like basketball teams?
Oh, this is swirable.
Fuck.
Okay, 50 seconds until the dragon is up and then we get it for free.
And a big hat there in the front welcome. Thank you
He's not a content great as a multimedia manager. Yeah, exactly like did I'm telling you that guy I
It's always the people that make it to the top always the hardest workers remember that
At least I would say like in a good majority of the time
And it's like there's nobody that works harder than on YouTube than Mr.
of these cells.
It's not organized here and play for the jagged
and the naproids.
We'll see if we can do some other stuff.
It's not organized here and play for the jagged
and the naproids.
We'll reset and then we'll look on the baron.
No!
Fuck!
I literally got put in the fucking chastity occasion I couldn't get out.
Fucking cancer.
Is it Carson?
Whatever I do use for a fucking chastity occasion.
I can't get out.
Fuckin' cancer.
Fuckin' cancer.
Fuckin' cancer.
Fuckin' cancer.
But don't really do use for League, I don't use any.
If you're on Jungle Timers, you don't have to use overlays anymore.
You just go to Interface, Minimap, and then Enable on Minimap Timers.
Guys, I'm going to be honest, we need a crazy juicer right now,
and I'm just trying to think of what it could be.
We're gonna play with the crugs and I'm looking for the top wave
So now we're going to do something and play for the wave and then after we can look on
the wrappers.
I know boss I clear
a little fucking bang or frustrate now guys we need the grump and then afterwards we need
the crab. Crab's gone. Maybe botgank then?
Fuck! Wait, what?
That's fine.
I could come back in I could actually come back in trust me on this
Oh
Shot okay, so soon what we really need now is we need to get our sorobas
But I think we just play slow and get this here. It's gonna be good enough
And Miu is in the prime welcome. Thank you, Rob. It's good radio. What's up, P8?
Okay, so we get ourselves this on the networks, we can look for the red and two baron.
We need this.
Okay, we need to get this on.
I'm not bad.
Now the only shit thing about this game is that I don't think I could actually just
strip one fucking one top of the Yorick.
Maybe Brown though?
Nah, he's getting back off too.
They might actually try to Baron. No, they don't Baron. They don't Baron. I need one to be five this. I need one to be five this. I know they are.
Close enough.
11,000 damage in one fight.
Alright guys next item what's it going to be here, what's the next item going to be
I'm this hunger, I like the idea of that, I sure.
Skip this fuck-ass song?
back up back up back up
I don't like this
That's us chat.
Could be on the game.
it's hot but i think we had
not to fucking shabby
and uh... sangria at the end of prime and quite the other parts all of them
thank you guys
film this game five gifted
now listen you know he tried that as you're winning
put that up for a sakes next game, okay?
Put it up for a sakes next game.
You need to drop the weights, Trim.
Dude, is there anything worse
than when you're trying to charge your phone?
And then it's just like not charging?
Oh, for fuck's sake, wait. Give me one second.
Alright, there we go.
Okay, perfect.
I was here, Diana? No, not now, bro.
bro dude guys my fucking phone I fucking hate this shit like the charger it
just doesn't charge bro it legit just doesn't charge like unless it's in a
very specific particular spot it just doesn't fucking charge there's literally
not like it now it's at 3% it's up three like legit 3%
Okay, whatever
The juice boss anyways, it was was there's cute room like it sometimes it's actually better to lose the the games on
Art to like miss the queue
Then accept the fast one where it's like you get fucking here with the with the fucking the Epstein con dude
You get off your phone now just a message on jinx that's on I was just sparring Ted
You need to wrap the cord around the phone, it's a W-Strat, wait let me actually try that's...
Does that actually work?
Yeah it's not working for shit.
I'm just gonna charge you my room, cause like the charge that I have in my bedroom actually works.
So I'll just bring it there and I'll do it there.
Alright give me one sec.
Back in time, you need to clean the port for charging? No, it's not a port-ish. Oh
Okay, so one guy that said he wants to see my my ban and might actually be time for it
We can also maybe do a mastery game
But I don't think my mastery win rate has been that great recently
So I'm very worried that we walk in here and then we lose
We might look in your hang up the year
3 and 7 fuck
Well my dad is young three, I mean my lily has low key been good recently low key my lily has been really good recently though
This your Latina wife beat you yes
every day. But showing desicc is a ask or two.
You should have some light in your room and say in the dark all day isn't good for
you.
Well sometimes I walk to the bathroom
I'm gonna do another Lillia game. My Lillia goes too crazy or something. You guys are
gonna see my Lillia is actually fucking insane. We'll do this and this and this. What song
is this it's alpha with you soda and reverb
alright guys we need a good we need something good now like we need to put
up the energy right now we do not need soda and reverb we need the fucking
energy to be there right now let's do
this
Alright, nice there we go. Sorry. It is he's actually grandmasters game. Nice. So I'm like a bit of high-level lobbies
Love some of the Lucy
Do you guys think Lillia has a human vagina or a deer vagina? Have you had to guess?
Which one would it be?
My jinx is in the pipe line. Monday.
I was playing Lily into Jax on Bessa Yasuo 07.
No, I didn't want to be okay. I didn't want to be okay.
We have a pretty tanky frontline, so I'm happy with it.
It should actually be good.
She has a deer vagina.
Really? Either way, it's grippy. Alright, you're a freak. Jesus. Okay, so we're going to play for the red and the naphorids. It should be good to talk to bot folk there.
Okay, not bad.
Well, so far the clue is looking chill, the only problem with it is that I fucked up my
two there and it didn't hit the big one.
That's gonna be okay.
So now we can just look on the wrappers and then after the wrappers we can probably look
on the bot side.
And then as soon as we do that we should be good.
Very good.
Do you get annoyed by all the when coaching Jinxy messages?
No I'm not at all.
It feels good to see matches like that again
Because like some of my thing it's annoying because like it happens a lot
But for me it just shows me like wow
There are that many people that enjoy watching me coach and you know like I'm not a danger watching that dynamic
So it's it's a nice feeling
It's like a prostitute
But you have the tightest asshole ever and then every day there are people that come up to you and they're like
Oh, when you're gonna like finger your ass again, but it's like dude
They want to see you finger it like you're fucking ass, you know what I mean like how fucking hype is that dude
Hey, so you know what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the the balloon and afterwards we look on the job
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the crab, but I could maybe
look on a double crab.
I think Jax is really clear as far as I saw.
Oh wow, I did not want to do that.
whoops that was a miss click
jesus
Nice!
Good!
Fucking perfect.
Okay, so now we'll get this one reset.
And I caught them 19 months ago.
Thank you. 10 gifted for the dub this game?
All right, Larkas.
I'm holding you to it.
Okay, you might have gotten hustled though.
All I'm saying is my Lilia goes, uh,
little fucking dicko mode.
My girlfriend banned me from watching you out loud in the household now listen I got her though
Because even even my wife recently she looks at me. She's like dude
Like every time you have tiktok or like Twitter open you're literally just saying no laughing when I'm trying to like sleep it's so bad
So I got it
So what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Raptors and then after the Raptors
we'll play on the Wolves into Gromp.
it's not something that this is going to super good say first
it's not going to play for the ground but then afterwards we get back on the uh...
on the back and
It's actually looks like if you get the fuck
You know what it's okay though as long as I can maintain my my socks the jacks is in six and I am this is very good
I'm not gonna use my either because the e damage is like almost nothing I
I was hoping to make it because if you were to chase her, maybe I would have even looked
for like an Eda helper out there.
So I really, really, really wanted to go for a play.
Okay, let's try it for this.
The jacks still should not be six.
Is this risky?
Yes, but we have top.
Come.
I don't like this, actually.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Perfect.
All right, so now we get that and then we can also play with us soon.
It's crazy that his team just let him die.
Like if the ambassador would have voted, I think that could have been like maybe a bit
risky.
But the second he Q'd in because he got tilted that I was taking the blue I knew it was just
like that for him.
Like he trolled by going in there, you should have just been like yeah my team is fucking
retirementing backs off.
Playlist's name, this one is demonic embrace.
Is he coaching today?
I think so yeah.
i feel like my energy yesterday for the coaching wasn't really there to be honest
like i don't know the first the first uh... the first game i just felt like
off i don't know
so to get sick we gotta make sure we reduce
because i think probably some of us that intake the caffeine
Okay, so now we look on the on the crugs and after crugs we could look for rafters towards the rest of outside I
Really want to look to play on the on the rafters here and then after it's the rest of outside
So another Jackson being on bot side, but we're gonna flash I don't have
Huh? It's all gone
Please on please on fuck
Okay, so we're gonna get this in after it's all reset and I'll work on the grubs, because
I'm gonna have my, actually no no no no no, I'm not resetting.
I have Fosh and I'm gonna have Alt soon.
No, I'm not resetting.
Definitely not resetting.
Rob, there's a op, we gotta play for this here.
you know what honestly we get the jacks as posh I'm saying it's worth I know we
have the Andries and then we can start uh what should we get second item chair
I was watching playing heckerman it looks fun so I chatted and it is give it up
plays. You're starting to understand what it's like to really live life.
No, you're saying heck, I'm just kidding. Now they banned it, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, they did ban it.
Yeah, I mean I was really telling, I was saying that like recently my, oh, can I say
We have no, it was interesting though, like I lose on every channel that's not Lillia,
my Nacrum is banned.
So I might just have like two trekking at the double horses.
So we're going to get this and afterwards we can see if we can maybe look on the Dragonair.
Okay, nice.
Nice! Big explosion.
I wonder if we'd be able to get this though.
Okay, so we just played for the dragon and then I guess after a dragon we can maybe look
on the wrappers.
Do it.
Like the difference between Loli and the Hecarim is that Loli really means always prance around,
Sometimes our heckering can just pull the trigger and go fucking crazy
You're all it's kind of like the way Lillio uses her flash, right?
What's like you can just sit there pull the trigger and go fucking bananas. Oh
This is bad oh
Wait why is our ADC farming what okay?
Alright, so we're gonna get the grief sign after that, I'll pry gats.
Let's actually do Rocket Belt this game.
The Rocket Ed Belto.
The Rocket fucking Belto brah, I'm talking to you.
What about Shyvana?
I mean you can play if you want to, at the end of the day if a champion looks interesting
for you then do it.
But she's a bit similar to Hackerim, a bit similar.
Nooo.
Okay wait I wanted the kill, there's chance maybe it dies.
Nice
She had flashbow really oh god no
It's fun we still have to get this wrong I'm again
All right, it's okay
But seeing I think we do show honesty is just maybe a folk there upwards into the heralds
But guys you're just fucking prancing around
And Johnny Theron from welcome. Thank you
Alright, so now I'm just playing with the bots at the top and we should be getting...
So we got the Grondman efforts, we look on the wolves, and then the rest of the topside.
Okay, so now, can Loki look on the crab here?
to the top connected nice we got the cannon super worth
Can I eat this?
Nope.
I was going to be careful here.
Oh
No
Okay, so someone got rocket belt now
So don't know why do you guys are wearing don't test? Why'd you go rocket belts?
Don't test you're not supposed to get rock about why'd you build that? Well, I'll tell you
The reason why Twitch shut, we went Rocket Belt, is because with Rocket Belt it allows
us to get fast dashes off, so if I ever get like in a pickle where it's like a bustle
of Jaxys on top of him or Q's on top of him with the active, or like Seraphine or Blitz
I mean, it's like we're good, you know?
All right, let's do it on this here.
Okay, so now we're going to play for this, and we'll be good.
I
Look at her fucking zoom in through everything
Never gonna want to look on this here
I mean, I hate you, bro, but that's just why I got the rocket belt.
That's the reason why.
Well, listen, good news is the Jax doesn't have flash anymore.
It's insane that he's up a level on me, though.
Like how is that even possible?
I don't say so much, you know,
and I, we were learning math in my old Spanish class.
I don't know what you mean, Nathan.
The only Spanish I know is Taco,
quesadilla,
muchacho,
pina colada,
caliente,
ombre,
And Ni Hao, those are the only Spanish words I know, and I'll see you there when the prime
one comes.
Thank you.
Okay, let's see your prime list.
Fuck.
fuck
okay, kinda suck some of that, you didn't connect there
what? that's...
i mean, that's like lowkey chill
show
Bro, I'm genuinely like it's fun. Okay, we need to get our stickers now. I'm actually talking to our new play objectives
And the sub rose there's some welcome. Thank you
I'm pretty sure knee-how is Chinese doesn't matter, bro. We're one of language if it's a language
I don't understand they're all the same literally. They're all the same every language that isn't English or French is all the same
Don't as I speak Spanish don't as I speak Chinese same thing dude. I can't understand you literally. What's the difference?
What's the difference? Whether you know a guy speaking Italian, Greek, fucking Albanian, or Bosnian, what does it matter?
Literally, what does it matter? At the end of the day, dude, it doesn't. Every language that I can't speak is all the same. Remember that.
Alright, we'll play with bots at the top here.
Okay, so now we just look for the grumb and then afterwards we look for the rest of it.
Okay, wait for it.
Fuck me.
Dude it feels so ass, cause it feels like
Like I have a lead but we can't really accelerate the lead that much
As much as I'd like to at least
Nooo I'm dead
Wait
Wait that actually didn't end horribly, what?
Wait hold on.
The problem is I keep getting deadly pulled by the bloodscrank.
Nice!
Don't forget to kill on him.
Fuck.
We have two stocks are impassive three
Please
I
Have seven deaths this game, and I promise you five of them are flushes five of them are flushes
You know the thing we say it's I can do long-winded analogy. Did you know that's like when you ask that?
It's like there's a cam girl that you watch every day and she's always like fucking like fingering her fucking vagina and
You watch this cuz you're like dude. There's no one that squirts as hard as like she does right and then it's like one day
She goes live and and as she's like fingering herself
She gets a call that like I don't know her granddad died and then she's sitting there
she's like dude are you fucking kidding me she's like getting mad
and then she's like venting and she's like dude this fucking sucks and you
can tell she's frustrated and then you donate $5 and you're like yo dude can
you stop like fucking fingering yourself and squirting everywhere real quick
but it's like why the fuck would I ever want to do that right now when all this
fucking cancer is happening around me you know what I mean
Say what the FUCK would everyone do that right now?
Alright, we're gonna get this here.
Okay, we need to look on this now.
Oh wait, did they actually get a kill here?
I'm going to be honest, I can go for a flash.
I mean I'm, guys I'm super down to like for a flash.
Like real talk.
I
Hold on hold on bro
I might have just sold my team the game
Guys I might have just won my team the fucking game. I might have just sold my team the fucking game
What?
The propa's having the bits.
I know what you're in though.
It's like, I know that you know what I mean, but I think we actually just won the fucking
game.
Did we?
No, maybe not.
Okay, we're going to have to back up then.
okay we're gonna have to back up then
and I actually think I'm on the 5th pretty shallow, thank you
can I need this red buff?
one of the big problems right now is that we need serpents
serpents, please
like I can't build it but I'm playing a mage
I need to teach Jinx how to aim move, it's too complex for me right now bro, we need to
do the basics for us.
Now our Ergot is toppling right now which is not good.
I feel like they might be in this bush.
I don't want to finish my Zonius right now and the reason why I don't want to finish
the Zonius right now is because if I do, then I'm wasting the fact that I still haven't
used my Seekers yet.
So I'm going to start blowing towards Bobbutters.
Bobbutters is usually a skin mother.
Okay, I'll E. I'll E to scout.
I'll E to scout.
I got it, I got it.
Okay, this is huge.
NICE!
Blown the fuck up, bitches!
Med, med, med, med, med.
through every single guy within a 10 mile radius unless he's a tenon tell me just
like in swipe left dude legit just mid mid mid mid mid
oh fuck fuck i'm a target
okay
low key actually low key but how the fuck were we not able to handle
But I think with the Bitsfield friends, Peshava, I want to take some more voice stuff.
Maybe some honey, I'll get some honey.
Make Jinx he play Warwick, he's very easy to play.
But Jinx he doesn't want to play Warwick, he wants to play Master E.
All right, let's start.
okay guys this is genuinely like really cancer we literally had the game one and now it's
hard why the fuck is it hard why is it so hard now like it was it wasn't supposed to
be this hard why the fuck is it this hard now? Oh my god. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
Oh god, okay, I flash, I flash, I flash, next fight we win 5.
Can you play for this one?
Nice.
Nice.
All right, let's see what we can do here.
All right, let's turn to share.
Where is the last chance we've become this year?
So, we're missing about 500 gold for our item, which we're going to actually need.
But if we fight without it, it should still be fine as long as I'm not the one that they
engage on.
Okay, let's push them in.
No, are you like wait, maybe they went this so maybe they want this so maybe they want
this so oh my god my team is competent.
Holy fucking dude, that's a fucking Christmas fucking miracle.
Wow.
That's a fucking Christmas miracle Jesus.
That's a fucking Christmas miracle if I ever seen one.
Alright, so now we're going to get the dragon soul, remove the new phaser, shoot her and
hack it something back, right?
As Zoli asked here this patch, I saw QA is also playing a lot of Climb, I wouldn't say
S tier, but for me it's just like, I don't know, normally I play well on her.
This game it's just like, I don't know.
I'll let my test out a little bit.
What's up buddy?
Talk to me.
True.
Didn't you know it's funny?
So I don't know what it is, but sometimes I just devolve these random speech ticks where
I just started saying something that I normally don't say right and I don't know what it is
But recently for me, it's been talk to me
But you know when you're talking something like I talked to me and then you just like to be talking
So they don't want to put it in the car with Laura
I'm jogging to get picked up some stuff from the grocery store and then just like oh you want to hear something cool
And then I'm like talk to me and she's like what I am talking and I was like
I don't know because like she's like native like Spanish and German right so she doesn't like
I she doesn't know some like things that she's not familiar with so I was like no
no it's a good thing where like you say talk to me but it's like that she's like
dude look at what your shit is that it's like my stream text we're using the real world
Please let me get my E off bro.
Oh my god.
Dude, it's always just the fucking chains he's seen.
I can never get my sonias off.
I wonder what should my next item even be? Maybe like a rift maker?
Adontis, you picked up from Jinxie, it's a common word he uses.
Wait, Jinxie doesn't talk to me thing?
Because I don't know why I randomly started saying it.
Is it actually from him? Maybe like it's a subconscious thing.
thing. Native and German and Spanish? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know what you're insinuating.
Hitler moved to Argentina now, she's not a descendant of his. She's not from Argentina.
Isn't it crazy that we live on a planet, guys, where there are people that genuinely think,
like, from the bottom of their hearts, that the earth isn't flat?
But then it's like when you walk outside and your shoes like flat on the ground,
Yeah, fucking disprove that fucking losers, dude.
Like, the people that sit there and want you to believe all this misinformation about the round earth is just so fucking cringe.
Like, I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna trust my fucking eyes, you know what I mean?
Like low-key.
Are we just on the game now?
Alright, let's start on this, um...
All right, so now we just end and then it's on to next game.
Let's go.
Cool.
Another little win.
Let's get up to a trophy.
Yo, yo, if there are any globe cards watching this stream, let me show you guys something
right now.
to have one if you're ready for the globe tards so I'll get annihilated okay so the globe tards
right are trying to convince us that the earth is round okay if the earth is round globe tards
Right then why the fuck am I standing flat?
Fucking retards, bro literal retards that think that like people are willing to believe anything nowadays fucking bullshit
All right, let's go
oh shit wait give me some more give me a second give me a second
well I guess I'm gonna get it to be shot thank you
alright
all right nice
bro you are so fat
alright I'm never going full cam again
wow that was hurtful
I had dauntless why did you get this fat
so I wish I didn't buy it, I know what you mean
Guys, guys, guys, guys, I saw a tweet earlier today, do you guys want to see it?
I need to know if you guys are late to this.
When I'm at work and I see a Jinxedontes clip, where they have infinite fun playing League.
does anyone relate to that or no?
alright you're gonna have to go in time bro we're gonna have to like not have another
message like that again.
We need a Hecrim game.
And that is Syrox, there in the front, welcome.
Thank you.
And Siki, there in the front, welcome.
Thank you.
And the Earth is...
Bro, there's no way we're donating $10
to call me fat!
I'm literally shredded!
Look!
anybody that says I'm not shredded is a line piece of shit I'm like five per
some body fire right now
all right we need to get done right now
Ryan gets Jinxie, Jinxie is like iron too I think
What the fuck, ew, nice.
Bro has 25% body fat, okay, you guys do stop.
Chunky monkey.
Bro flatten the earth personally.
Alright bro, a first time chatters typing that?
Alright, alright.
Alright, wrap it up guys, wrap it up.
First time, no, wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up.
Somebody?
Thank you bro.
Alright. Alright guys, who's right for it? Who's right for this game right now? With
a little bit of Kevin Ski in our ears. What's up, Mowen Kali? I can't believe you guys want
to see actually when I was at my most overweight. Like in recent years. So at one point, me and
my wife, I wanted to do something fun. So we tried a cooking stream where we like she
pretend to be a dude and I pretend to be a girl.
Bro.
Okay, dude, I don't know why the fuck I clicked on that point.
But I was there wearing fake tits, and the problem is that I broke the fake tits.
Like, I don't know how, but all the jelly was coming out of them.
So I had to tilt the mouse.
It's good fun, boys.
What do you call your fans, the analors?
Or the spectrum squad?
What?
Loki's spectrum squad goes hard.
Bro's build like Patrick's star.
Okay.
fuck my you're eating this
wow you fucking suck dick at this game bro
are we coming or are we calling me?
it's hard to explain
And Geo, there in front, welcome.
Thank you.
Spectrum Squad goes hard.
Yeah, I kind of like Spectrum Squad.
All right, we knew we sent out,
and Broke has sent us a welcome.
Thank you.
Okay, so we're gonna get the tier one boots
so that we can look on the long story.
I tested Chosen vs Deaths Dance to lose 35 damage, but we got Deaths Dance passive.
So you're saying that it would be like Psycho Sword Axe and Deaths Dance?
I don't know, probably. I didn't rather show them.
Okay, so now we're gonna play for the Gromp and then afterwards, we're gonna look on the
wolves.
and uh... skeleton and wixie and primes like them
kevlar looking at this you can look on the uh... the sort of problem
Is there any chance that we look for a fight here?
Oh my God!
Okay, so the reason why this is so huge, look, jungle IQ.
He took our raptors earlier, which is one camp, he has 20 CS.
So it means that if you did these three and this one, that's the total of five camps, which equals to 20.
So because that possible in the nation, we know they never cleared as red or as
Krugs.
That's fine, that's fine. As long as Zillian can live, which I think he should.
Kevin you gotta you gotta zone him off though. Oh no. Alright very good. I saw
buddy a few days ago and I picked Echo what do you think about him? He has a lot
of skill expression so you're in for a lot of fun. At the end of the day don't
forget it's all about like what you want to enjoy what you think you would have
the most fun on it's also one thing when it comes playing this game when are you
gonna teach Jinx the attack champions only and then stop move I'm not those are
advanced mechanics I doesn't need to know it's like I'm trying to teach someone
how to make ice cream and you're telling me like Dante's when you're gonna teach
them like how to perfectly place the cherries on top of the on top of the
ice cream float but it's like dude like that's not any time soon yeah we're gonna
have to play with the grumbins so all of a sudden we're gonna look on the
I
Why gave Quinn a good clear next patch Quinn jungle
Do not show up in tarp on springs
Dude isn't Tarpon Springs like a hub for gang members?
Like I don't know if it even looks that safe over there bro.
I mean even if the old line so I don't have any mana
Okay
If we can just get this it's huge
Do you think the new boots are good?
oh yeah yeah i do
bro said tarpon
well how's the fucking pronounce and tarpon
is it tarpon springsuit what the fuck is it
if it's not fucking tarpon then what is it
It's tarpon.
No, you guys are trolling me.
Wait, what?
It's tarpon.
Wow.
That's crazy.
All right, anyways, let's go to the top of the bottom.
Alright, so now we just wait for the top to ball clear and we're good.
Okay, Raptors all the way to Grompon and then we're good.
It's Tarpin.
Yeah, I don't think anybody would have ever guessed that though to be honest
Okay, so what we're gonna do sir and play for the blue and then after the blue we're gonna look on the grubs here are the ground climbing
Okay, I'll give it a real one and do so.
I'm going to look for the gromp and the noppers, maybe look on the red.
Now what I really want to do is I want to get the red here and then after it's maybe
look for the sub-outside care
well we know for a fact that they're gonna come for us here
my graves isn't gonna be happy with me like cucking him out of the fucking
jungle camps
think of it like this, okay? A jungler is like a a Mormon dude that has a billion
sister wives, right? Except in this case he only has six, okay? And when you're
sitting there as a jungler, right, and you invade the enemy's jungle camps, it's
like you fuck one of his sister wives. Does that make sense? But then the thing
is that it's like when that happens, obviously he's gonna get tilted, right?
So that's why you always need to be careful I
Don't see remember this song that used to play in the career stream. I don't remember, but it was a girl's voice. Yes
Now to which I'm gonna play a song for you guys right now and
This one was this song that I used to play every single day when I did my career grind to challenger
So you guys are about to get a little piece of history. Are you guys ready for a type of one if you are?
Listen.
It's called Lost on You, Jo-Nex, Hard Style.
Listen.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
It's like that song is a little bit of a lord job for you guys.
So I wanted to imagine I'm in Korea, where one went away from Challenger, it's four in the morning, I'm in a fucking hotel with four other League streamers, and while everyone's trying to sleep, I'm just there fucking screaming that song at the top of my lungs.
That was here with the experience, I was in the second XL, dude.
That was an XL.
And that worked out in seven months, I'm like, thank you.
Alright, I'll see you guys.
I really really really want to work on the uh the heralds here.
The thing about this game is I've got our Kaelin and Fadi even if we didn't get it.
My U is pretty fine.
Fusy tubas are doing now learn?
Wait, what do you mean?
fusee a comment on one of the clips
That's crazy. I used to watch that guy fucking years ago
Like years ago when he did the same called like part project butterfly or something like that
Come on, come on, come on, we should be able to wipe this here
for fuck's sake okay action I think action gets fed here lowkey nice prefect
we need we like need need need to play with this dragon right now
the wrappers into drag.
I don't know if we'd be able to do something in shit here.
Nice, that's one.
That's one.
We have a look back up, we have a look back up.
Nice.
I'm in after this, we're good.
Is Fusee so skits ready to get professional help?
I think he got help because like anytime I heard his name mentioned in the last like
six months it's only been positive stuff.
But dude I'll never forget there was this one morning at one point.
I'm sorry for pausing on the job.
But there was this one morning I'll never forget.
where at one point I'm in, it was I think like two years ago
and I'm in a hotel room in Florida
because I took Lola to Disney
for the first time for Valentine's Day.
So I'm in a hotel room and then I see this like
clip on my Twitter feed of like Fusey just going crazy
and screaming send the cops here, I have a gun.
And he was like.
I have a gun and I'm dangerous send the police down and it was the most insane shit I ever
saw.
I was heard glutes in my screw and I was like wait what the fuck is going on.
It literally is like unironically.
like unironically it literally is
alright so now we look for the Wolveson to Raptors and we should be good
and uh block 32 on Slovak, thank you
and Deimos 33 on Slovak, thank you
I know I'm gonna be honest I'm not the kind of guy that thinks that things like fighting
is cool.
Fighting is bullshit because the thing is that you never know who the guy on the other
side of the fight is.
You don't know if he has a knife, you don't know if he has a gun, you don't know if he's
willing to kill you.
You don't know anything about this person.
So for me it's like I've always been a person where it's like I'm gonna de-escalate always.
like why would I sit there and like risk my potentially risk my life and literally die
to what prove a point in some random gather I'm never gonna see again oh yeah no problem bro yeah
yeah I'm a bitch yeah okay sure no problem all right I'll see you know
like I'm not gonna sit there I'm not gonna fucking like antagonizes just this or this
okay so now we can just we can just play for the mid wave and that's gonna be fun
like recently I went to feed like homeless people because my mom she wanted to like take
me so me and Laura we went during like a lunch hour at a homeless shelter to like serve the
food and at one point there's this one homeless dude that he was like yo can I have mayonnaise
so I give him something he's like dude can I have more mayonnaise so I give him more and
And he's like, fucking, cheap bitch.
And then he starts calling me a fucking loser
and she's like that.
And then I was just like, OK.
And then afterwards, there's another homeless dude
that was like, dude, you shouldn't let him bitch you
like that.
And I was like, yeah, but bro, at the end of the day,
what do I know?
Maybe he's going to wait outside, and he has some kind
of shank, and he just stabs and kills me.
Like, why the fuck am I going to antagonize him?
I'm not going to sit there and be like, what the fuck did
you say to me?
No.
Like, yeah, dude, I'm a fucking bitch.
All right, have a good day.
You know what I mean?
Fuck off.
over there char robbing your house so well yeah if they char robbing your house and you
fucking kill them like if it's just like verbal shit like confrontation one shot
Wow he actually looked that's insane
How's that been recently?
Ah it's been amazing honestly
All right, been very amazing
It's your dragon w song now since bang I'm talking to you. Hey, no she is
being nice goes a long way but yeah but it's more of a thing of like being nice
is in your own like best interests you know because like if you sit there and
you're getting a fight with someone you never know where the fights can end like
how many people have literally had their lives ruined because they wanted to like
start something then all of a sudden like it could even be like you get
paralyzed for us to light your life like you had stopped like you're pissing out
a bag for the rest of your life and what said you could prove a point to some
random guy in a bar it's just bullshit
so I feel like it's just in yourself in your own like self-interest like if
someone's antagonizing you just beat them as an NPC you know I mean like just
saying in your head like wow the NPCs are really rowdy to them and just fuck
off. That's what I did. I wonder if I can one shot. I want to try though.
Alright, so now we can just, we can even look for the barn here.
If we get this, it's coming again.
Yeah, because then afterwards, I would like to reset for item, but the only item that
I can really go for is Lost Whisperer.
I don't want to be able to afford it with what I have right now, but if I look for Smolderkill,
I think it's easy
Yeah, bro. New here is about to get BBC Bukake bro. Cheers
Are we in the chat NPCs not on things so
But I don't view my viewers as NPCs, but I also
Cannot fathom the magnitude of the viewer base that I have, right?
Like whether you have like 500 a thousand fifteen hundred three thousand fucking ten thousand years
It's like it just feels so hard to imagine that that many people are really watching you
So that's why I've always had kind of like an imposter syndrome where it's like
the number is really just like a number because it's like
3000 for example now 700 people like dude that's a small town you know what I mean like
it feels almost like unbelievable you know and that's one of the reasons why I like always doing
like meet and greets or doing like your meets and stuff like that conventions because it also
also like allows me to really set them like be able to like ground myself, you know, and
be like, oh yeah, these are like people that do like enjoy watching my channel and stuff.
No.
No.
No.
Let's see what it does.
Alright, so now I'll play for the mid-turtle and then I'll look on the in-nibs too.
i want to get a trip on the game here
but can be done but my old so bad jesus
but the dumbest fucking crazy but i keep talking my shitty old
these parking boots yet another but tell you didn't say
but i should have said
Is building on this hunger so worth?
Only I was like a last-ish item.
Do non-American people have honey buns?
A what?
Honey bun.
on these they just cinnamon rolls I know they're a bit different I mean
personally I've never seen them in Canada but they go fucking crazy like
these are just go crazy now I think the closest thing we ever to it in Canada
like cinnamon rolls. Oh like glazed doughnuts. Alright.
Don't just has honey buns been on the way you think real
The only buns getting glazed in this household are mine every night after I have a good stream and then my wife like it
So it's going crazy on me, dude
only I shut it 3% okay relax and chill chill we're like 4% and a chisk there in the prime
welcome thank you
What about Chick-fil-A?
Well, the thing is that most of the American fast food chains like Chick-fil-A or stuff
like that, typically they have bases in Toronto, but we don't have that in Montchil.
Thank you, Rob.
Thank you, Rob, have a good day.
Adontis, have you ever gotten pegged?
We've got a jing see today, yeah, probably a bit later.
Every starts his thingy.
How long did you know Laura before getting married?
So after we started dating, so one year after she became my girlfriend, she became my fiance.
A year after that she became my wife.
And for anybody that's like dating anyone I would recommend it because that way you only have to remember one date
Like you don't need to remember a million different dates for like oh when did we saw this sub that whatever it's all just like one day
It's the most broken thing
And the boot there in the problem welcome. Thank you
I'm going to try to do it.
Twitch Keanu TF, support us if you think that's going to be broken.
God forbid you ever get divorced but if that happens, would you go create a challenge and
all roles?
Nah, I'd probably just go and tie a rope around my ceiling, fine.
And then a few minutes later, start doping up God, bro.
End game though.
Alright, give me a second.
I'll be right back.
All right, let's see, guys.
All right
guys only seven months away from the grand
musta the grand fucking master baby
almost there it's like we're slowly but
surely getting there. Hey Chad how do I escape from Dante's basement? So funny
story about that actually. When I first started off in the streaming scene I had
an idea for viral clip. So at the time I was 17 and that if I'm those also 17 and
he had a little brother that was nine. So an idea that I actually had that I
wanted to do was I wanted to put his little brother in my closet and then
Afterwards I subbed my stream and then after about 30 minutes you just see like a bit of movement behind me
And then the little kid just busts on the closet and screams
Just out of the fucking room, but then I thought about it more right and I'm like wait a second
That could low key and really bad for me. So maybe I shouldn't
so it's like that's a content piece that's on the bench not to say it'll
never come out but may one day we'll see and I'll follow up on nine months and
bake them in the primal come thank you
all right
3 minute Q time, god damn it dude.
They didn't do a show like that with Laura.
Wait.
I need to show us a jing-si later, alright.
Oh my god.
Married by the way, yeah, that was my wife.
Alright, now we got the heck from that son.
Oh my god, how do I do music for your streams?
Sometimes I just search up a heart song remix and then I start by like this week.
Opinion on Bleach, after the three game last week it's the tastiest beverage in the house,
That's for sure.
I think that's Kiana. Yeah, it's got to be Kiana jungle.
Adontas do like Canes. We don't have that in a Montreal.
Adontas 4 minutes? Wait 4 minutes for what? Oh is there a new Bleach season coming out? Is that why the guy said opinions on Bleach?
Our hard sell remix is all copyrighted though. Well, I have my sound off on my VOD so it's okay.
Alright guys, that's it!
Ah, talked about Folklare, let's get it on.
I don't want to clear the word stop, I feel like we'll lose if we did.
Bonny up, more Hakkrem skins, I do.
Bonny like this one.
All right, so what we're gonna do guys is we're gonna play with the top-to-bott folk clear,
sorry.
Top-to-bott folk clear, let's do it.
So we're just on the red and clear down.
I was concerned clearing up because it's a draven top, but the reason why I decided against
cause like, it's like driving top, you know what I mean?
It gets chill.
Okay, so we're gonna get this here
and then afterwards we're gonna look for the rest of the
credit.
you
I
Said let's go I
I can't change the music though guys like that was actually the most oppressive fucking shit ever
Like there could there be like two giraffes up on the planet
And then they have like one last baby before they die of all the age and then the baby is born
And it's like a Siamese twin and it dies instantly and I think even in that moment
Like with the extinction of the giraffe species
Not even that could be as sad as what just happened with us on the red buff on the count of 1.
It's like we might have experienced one of the saddest moments in human history together just now.
I'm in a row, you're just disabled.
Yeah, I mean like you're just...
But this guy like walked up too late and then by the time he walked up like
All right, well, so nice doing at the crugs
I know that I just made this Aurora even more pissed off than I am, okay nice.
Okay so the good news is my mood is fixed.
Like that was actually worth from even a team perspective because jungler having good mental
is more important than top laner having good mental.
So lowkey that's actually worth like, it was further greater good.
Okay, so now we're just resetting and then we should be able to make a play soon.
I did have cancer, wow anyways, um, but it's not both of them, we're good.
That's like good.
Fucking cherries thing.
what a fucking homeless orphan this guy has to be to do this like what a fucking
homeless or just go nice this is free nice good play Keanu
And uh, Yido, there, there, once on Mac. Thank you. Online there in Prime as well.
Maybe we can plug on this here.
That's Tyler on Draven.
Nice, perfect.
Someone get the Raven, then we're good.
Is Tyler on Draven?
I have a tonne I don't know, so I'm just gonna give him a bit of cancer too.
Okay, so now we just wait for the walls and then we should be getting...
Okay, so now we got walls and afterwards we can look for the, uh, for the boss.
Loki should be free.
Oh, I really want to get this.
That's not Tyler, he was lying, unnice, now I look like a fucking retard, cheers.
Alright, so anyways, look for the blue and then we'll play on the gromp and let me show
you again.
Okay, so now we're going to play for the blue and then afterwards we'll look on the ground.
I think I generally think that this looks too free.
Okay.
Okay.
So now the question is,
How are we going to use the fact that we just got an HP advantage?
I don't like the idea of diving because...
No, is this fucking real?
That was like a fucking serious thing.
Oh my god.
Guys, I'm going to be honest.
Kiana knows how to fucking tilt me. Fucking kudos to her, dude. This is like actually one of the most
I mean, it's all in the most annoying games I've played because I was like yesterday when I was getting
permanent baited and my NIVIA support was like AFK, but this is like up there, genuinely up there.
Or just gonna play for the folk that one no, I'm not I'm okay on grubs. I don't care about no no no we're not doing grubs
But I like more as like an idea it's just folk clearing towards the dragon and then play on the dragon timer actually
I really hope I'm not making a wrong call fuck I'm getting I'm getting peer
pressured god damn it it's like taking drugs in high school like someone just
told me to do it so now I'm gonna fucking do it and hope for the best dude
not that I've ever did that but I'm just saying I guess that's what peer
pressure does feel like. Okay, can we get a word on this here? That's really good for
I'm really happy that our support got the kill because now she'll be able to buy more items
I'll allow her to support the team better
But we literally lose 3v1 this is horrible
Okay, so now reset the plan dragon we should be in
Let's go
Okay, maybe I could just put on the gromb and afterwards, so we can do.
I'm not even tilted how the fuck can I be tilted oh what I'm fucking dead now nice maybe
maybe she gets two?
okay so all we'll do is we'll play for the dragon and then after we can look on the reset
is every jungle like this? only the ones that follow my wisdom
unlike the moses of the jungle
Does that make sense?
I'm telling you guys to follow me as I park this C.
Except in this case the C is the cancer that we give to our team as well as the enemy.
Fuck. Please let me show this one to someone.
Why am I so depressed after gooning?
Because you know that if your ancestors saw the kind of shit that makes you nut, that they would be fucking disappointed in you.
I mean, what the fuck do I even do?
Akali needs to be the one to match the Draven, she's there 7-0, it's all on her.
Yo, Akali you fucking dipshit, it's already gone.
She had a red buff, it's already gone.
Wow, who would have thought that it's already gone?
We can invade the bot side though if she wants to, I can invade.
and
look on this
second
Okay, I mean our colleagues here this could be good
There's really no reason it shouldn't be wow blow the fuck up you know you've been asking for this on for like a week fun
It says
Is it in this low key the commercial song?
Bro am I crazy or was that beginning the commercial song?
You know what I'm talking about right?
Like the car commercial song.
All right, so now we're gonna look for resets in.
Yeah, I know this one.
Okay, so now we're definitely gonna have to play for our Axiomark.
All right, this looks free, this looks super free, Ashley, very good.
That's a free kill if I was seeing one, easy.
I think this game is actually going to be a win, Moki.
Okay, we get Moki playing on this here too.
There's a Frenchcore version of the song that's better.
A what?
I mean, uh, can you use your shot, bro?
How nice, so...
Okay, so you waited until...
You're such a piece of fucking shit!
Okay, that's it.
Is it this?
Chad, I wonder if you think this is going to be a banger.
Who thinks this is going to be a banger?
Okay, wait for it.
Not bad so far.
Not bad so far.
I don't know where my head is, I don't know where my head is.
Okay, this one's decent.
I don't mind it.
It's like, look at how she don't mind it.
Guys, I might have to eat a bit of food after this game, though, to spike the energy a little
bit.
Energy levels are filling a little too fucking low for where they should be at, especially
considering they might be coaching in a little bit.
Any chance we could look on this here?
get too close to a car, but we just, oh, she doesn't have both, actually. This could be
bad. I think we get off this. Wow. Does she have a shroud? Does she have a shroud?
The thing is that Kais is ability called Shroud which makes it so you can auto attack her.
So that's why versus a fed Draven that only can auto attack, it's really the most broken
ability again.
Alright, we need to see what we can get done now guys, but genuinely we need to see what
we can get done now.
Maybe I could help her out here.
Nice.
Okay, so now the question is, can we just put on this here?
i think we definitely just cleared all the vision out first
it's been about 45 minutes? no, we can't win the Chanel
like i'm telling you, we have a fed assassin vs a team full of squishies, they shouldn't be able to play
Okay, uh, that's actually like decent if angels found this dragon, it's gonna be okay.
Nice, it probably gets one shot.
So it's gonna be dragon into Baron, definitely.
But do you never say, uh, Ute, breaking my Canadian experience of immersion?
The fuck is that?
But you have to understand though, like, three different types of Canada.
The first Canada is where I live, where it's like half the people are French, actually
like 80% of them, and they hate you if you speak English.
Then the second kind of Canada is in Toronto, where everyone thinks they're from the fucking
UK and for some reason they all act like gang bangers and shit like that and then the third one is
Is the fucking out back where it's literally like everyone just like
Like I don't know it's like you go to like rural Alabama. You know, I mean like
So that's why right now for me. I'm in the first one. So
Because I'm about the out back
I just answered back on the line here.
Alright guys, is there any chance that we could maybe look on this baron?
The problem is that we don't have...
Nice.
I was gonna say we don't have ult on Eqaulie.
And no skill-thrown problem, welcome. Thank you.
Do you speak French? Well, I add you.
You forgot the Vancouver?
Yeah, exactly, and then there's the fourth type of Canada which is in Vancouver,
where everyone is just homeless and addicted to fentanyl.
So it's like those are the four Canada's you have the UK gang bangers you have the French men that hate anyone that speaks English
You have the homeless fan tactics, and then you have the outback. That's literally it. I
Don't know also like natives to
The entire province just dedicated to them so
The Jew even the five months on my
Shout out to juice partner
All right, since you're
Okay, I'm going to put it on this here.
I wonder if there's anyone that we can just force and end.
Dude, I'm going to be honest with you.
It's like genuinely crazy how we can't force a fight
with a 20-kill assassin.
But I mean, at the end, they had only be over-forcing.
like we're just on the same on the Sol anyways
HAHA Don't test make a video of you killing people with a rock
dude you know would Loki go hard for like a variety YouTube video
video ordering uber like uber eats and if a guy is doing it on a bicycle you throw rocks at his
head when he gets close almost like tower defense and then since he's gonna sit down like drop the
fucking the bag of food then you can just claim it for free since there's no picture proof of him
Delivering yet it's there like ubering in stoward the funds
All right, I really want to play on the Joggin here
All right, let's go
I don't know what I'm looking at this here, alright well I guess we just have to play
So
Yes, you have a full bill the sassin versus four squishies, but we have to play some
Okay
I
Bro, oh my
Right, no, this is good though. This I this one. I want to figure though
There's no a driven one before is right perfect easy
When is this guy going to learn to not play with locked cam bro?
You know what's crazy about you saying that?
The craziest thing about you saying that is the fact that it's like I've had challenger
in four regions without having to learn that, you know what I mean?
Like I've been challenger in four regions.
It feels like imagine you have a guy that's sitting there and he's on the couch and he's
It's like dude, when the fuck is LeBron James gonna learn how to actually pass the ball
properly?
You know what I mean?
Like, okay, like, yeah, like maybe one day, I don't know, but I mean, if I haven't needed
it so far, then why the fuck would I ball there?
I'm jinxing coaching, gonna be with everyone's.
I think he's gonna go on a little bit though, because I think he's doing rainbow six, then
It's going to be a league.
Can we just please play for this one?
Okay
You know what I'm actually just gonna play for a friend
I wasn't one of me grouping with my team. I just get engaged on then I die
She's that
Now you think you're the fucking assassin think twice bro
I know you guys are just on the game please.
How do you think Jinx is going to be on League?
That's a good question, I have no idea.
The thing about Jinx is that when he likes a game he keeps him like a permanent part
of his roster. And uh, hoi then, so welcome. Thank you. So I could honestly see it be that
Jin see like play his league for like months or maybe even years, but he just isn't gonna
do like 12 hours of league a day. It'll just be like a few hours every day as like a low
segment. Are you going to coach him tonight? Yeah, I think so.
Is there a way that we can look for the- wow.
What the fuck just happened?
Wait guys, genuinely what the fuck just happened?
Okay we gotta set up, I guess this game is a normal- and I'm gonna turn it to someone
so much. Thank you.
All right, we just have to look on this here and we should
begin. Yeah, just because what we need is for a fucking
assassin to just wash him to build them and then kill
everybody but so far it hasn't been happening and I haven't got to the lead I
need to be able to do that
one two okay three perfect like why is she just waiting in this bush just walk
I think we're generally gonna lose this game
Yeah, I mean it like
Like I don't know how it's possible that we're like
I mean I'll just hate myself for being in a position where it's like I have to rely on my team and playing properly
I'll take accountability.
If I was playing by this game then I wouldn't need my
a call you to actually play like a human being for us to win. It's my fault.
Fuck! It's my fucking fault!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! It's my fault!
It's my fault! Fuck! It's my fault!
It's all my fault!
Oh my butt! It's on my fucking butt!
I'm ready for a little jumbo jetty, yeah, when he's right, one is he right for me though.
That's your question.
I think we just says,
damn that's actually fucking sad what a way to lose the game I'm lucky like
it's my fault I said you watch her get by our jungle listen to things I tell
Jinx in the coaching sessions I do with them if your new player should help you
a lot
Alright, anyways, let me just get a bit of food and go to the bathroom, one sec.
you
you
you
Yeah.
All right, guys.
I have them up and.
Okay
Last game was my bad, and you play better
If I hadn't go for Alice and Mary twice, we would have been free
okay guys listen who's listening right now
I'm telling you guys
we're in a genuinely good spot here
Oh, no, our colleagues wearing a collie. Do you guys think it's the same one from last game?
I don't think it was bad though. I think it just wasn't a clutch factory, you know what I mean?
Well, I'd say just what it is.
All right, let's go.
What do you guys think of it, Hecarim?
I don't like it.
Is Hecum no skill?
Hecum expresses his skill differently than other champions do.
That's what I would say.
Oh no, is it Dante's? Nope.
I
So
What they dodge but I was gonna be such a banger too
Like I was a chicken be such a banger too
All right guys listen, why do you play Hecarim all the time?
Cause what if I told you that I have the most amount of Hecarim games on the entire planet.
See my fucking bread and butter bro.
Like unironically.
But do we?
Let's get started.
But do we? Let's get snow.
Okay we need to actually go crazy though.
But I'm telling you guys, this game we actually need to get a crazy one going.
We might even take a little bit of confidence like the energy.
Like low key.
We need to play the X3C clip of Mcardi calling you a hard suck for motivation, true, unironically
true.
I've put all these hours into something else on League, what would you have done?
Um, well, the thing is that, so, okay, I played League for years, because unfortunately in
2026, you can't go around and you can't conquer lands, right?
You can't fucking build castles, you can't enslave people, right?
You can't do any of this stuff, okay?
So the only way for you to get out that internal dominator side of you that every single man
has inside of them is for you to either do one of two things.
You can play sports or you can play video games.
And the thing is I was very unathletic until I was like 16 and I was never good at sports
either, I'm still not.
So it was video games.
So I chose League.
What was the question?
Wait what?
Wait, hold on, what was the question?
I forgot what the question was.
Wait, I genuinely for, okay, well anyways.
So that's that story.
Oh, what would I have done if it wasn't for League?
Well, that entire story had nothing to do with it.
Anyways, in college, I was studying to be a vet.
But then I failed all my classes.
So I lied to my parents and I said I passed everything.
But I want to swap into business.
So then I swapped into business.
And the idea was I was going to get a business degree and then a law degree.
I become some kind of like business lawyer.
But then COVID happened.
Plans changed and now I'm here teaching Jinx see how to love League of Legends.
Alright, let's go.
All right
Locate clearance where it's bought it's okay here
Alright, let's do it guys.
So putting Alice into Liga's brother and becoming something and life got it, yeah.
Because at the end of the day, listen, someone else is going to be a doctor, someone else
is going to be a surgeon, someone else is going to be a firefighter, someone else is
going to be a cop, someone else is going to discover the cure to cancer.
No one else is going to be the best fucking League of Legends player in your fucking lobby
Dominating everything and everyone in this path
Think about it
Okay, let's go.
Loki guys, the chips of science spike my energy a little, like I'm feeling the life
for turning to my body so by getting spotter through camps so she definitely did raptors
since my blood and my gromp.
So I'm into my Wolves are up for sure.
All right, let's go.
Now I just didn't hope that she wasn't just
dropping the wands might seal.
nice
are you fucking pissed? wow
well unfortunately for us we are mid laner recalled
okay guys i'm almost on the chips give me a second
they're almost done
Maybe we can actually look for a kill here.
Okay, so we got this Soraka flash which is decent.
Did you say back in the day that I used to view photos as fuel?
Yeah, but there's nothing pre-made in the fridge right now.
So as a result, I needed just like, whatever I can get my hands on to spike my energy.
I guess we could just play on the ground and then afterwards we look on the wolves.
Okay, so I'm a level up on the y.
nice huge I mean the dino lives it's actually perfect by the way nice good
and then I can just look on reset
I don't ask you new Roblox video today was fire where was it let me see
I'm trying to repost today.
Kick a lucky buck.
Damn.
But we're looking near juice on our one.
Alright, let's see if we can maybe play for someone here.
I think this is a kill.
Nice.
Yeah, no, I literally had to wake up at like, I'm not even shitting you guys.
I think like 9 in the morning.
I woke up at like 9 in the morning yesterday.
So I could record that video.
Not even, it was like 830 actually.
Okay, we can look on the crab and then after it's a dragon.
Okay, so the diamonds get a dynamite award, but the goodness is they're so low that they
can't even pass the dragon.
You do the type of Roblox videos?
Yeah.
Because the thing is a few months ago I realized
I don't really have any goals.
And I was just kind of going about my emotions day by day.
So then one of my goals was I want to sit there and grow
like a YouTube channel for nothing.
And it's all respected niche that just kind of is able to go
and say, you know?
So what we did was we met a few other people.
you like work on that together. Take a little passion project.
Okay, so now we're going to zoom in and play for the wolves all the way to the
Krugs and then afterwards, nah, if she's walking out of the interpr already got it.
May she didn't. I think it's worth my limit test because I'm sure that she already took the other stuff.
Okay, we should actually be able to get this here.
Does that still count if you promote your main channel?
Well I never promoted that Don't Test for a while at Channel Anywhere.
It got to I think like 10k YouTube subs before I even realized that I had one.
But the thing about it is that sometimes as a content creator, you need to be willing
to have people laugh at you, right?
But I know there are plenty of people that see them, they're like, wow look at how cringe
he is, oh what a loser he is, haha right, whatever it is, but at the end of the day, it's like,
if you're not wanting to go against the grain or like try things that people don't really
like do that often, and I'm not saying that like people don't have Roblox channels, it's
more of a thing of like, lead creators you know especially, then you're never really
gonna go anywhere you know. Like you always gonna be willing to experiment and just do
the things that you want to do.
It's so sad how she gets obviously fucking obliterated but I still can't even get the kill.
Like it dude. Oh wow, actually fucking crazy
easy there we go
Have you ever been worried about other people's opinions all day, then you're gonna spend your
life?
Yeah, it's like if you sit there and you're always like worrying about others' opinions
and you're not gonna ever live your own life, you know?
Like you're just gonna live the life that people think is like proper for you to live.
And most of the time the people that end up doing that are the people that die with the
most regrets. Alright, so right now we're going to play with the raptors and after
we look for the rest of the clearance of the crab and the minute the dragon is also going
spawn too so it should be good.
Yeah okay if we lose just this then we should begin.
How many people have already fapped to this stream?
Alrighty.
Okay so now we're going to play for the,
Where does it read actually play for some kind of boggank?
I maybe could actually play on the dragon one.
Well, the good news is Vice-Dad, so Vice-Dad then, I feel like we could easily look on
the dragon.
Unless Kaelin decides to walk up for no reason, then she just dies randomly.
time is a jinxie coaching whenever he's on foot whenever he hears down for it
perfect
I mean listen, if H-hawks can actually get something here, I'm not going to complain.
Like that's actually decent.
We take those.
I don't know if we can start moving towards the accident market.
Do you think today's the day Junko unlocks his camera?
That's not what he needs to do well.
Unlocking his camera is the last he needs to worry about right now.
What he needs to get better at is
being able to input multiple movement commands one after another
and preliminary already know that his character always needs to move
so he constantly right clicks.
That's one of the big things he has to do.
Another one of his big things is he also has to learn intuitively where the keyboard placement is.
So he doesn't have to get his keyboard to do like,
control this, control that, or like,
click different buttons.
That's the thing, it's like,
a lot of the times people think that
coaches harping on the absolute basics
means that the coaches don't know anything
when the complete office register, right?
Because like, for example, what's the point of me
setting there and teaching Jinx about what a fear is from Hecarim's ult. If he doesn't
know how to input multiple movement commands and what takes priority over what, you know?
I'm gonna ask you to start fucking crying so I fuck up my alt and then I just die kids of it
yeah it's fucking shit we should still be fine though
Alright, so now we're going to play for the Axiomart and then we should be fine.
We need some good music though, but I'm going to be honest, it's a little too sleep right
now.
Oh, what the hell is this?
Okay, so now we just play on the gromp and then after that we can look on the crab.
Alright.
So now we're going to play on the Herald and next time we're going to play for a dragon
in a minute, 30.
Don't want to be bad in the way of where all of it comes.
One second.
Okay, so now we're going to finish this hell,
but afterwards I'll see if I can maybe look for a fight in mid.
I'm holding up her, he will turn the land into mine.
Okay, so now what we have to do is we have to play for the top to bottom and we look on the dragon.
It should be a freebie here.
And chances are you'll lower your mic a tiny bit, now because the problem is if I lower
my mic then it's less out in my ears, and if it's less out in my ears then I feel less
motivated to stream.
Okay so now we're gonna zoom in and play for the Raptors and now for us to look on the
boss end to the dragon.
I'd free wolves and aprons to look on the same
I don't know I can come back in nice that's who I like to see
Can divide cheese to giant but that's two turrets
You just made that up what about the music no no cuz like the thing is that
Okay, I
have this thing called the audio playback enabled which means that every time I talk I hear myself in my headset
With like almost no delay like I say something and I hear myself instantly, right and
the problem is that if I were to sit there, right and if I were to like
Put the the songs less loud or the music less loud or if I sit there and I start like putting the mic lower
then what ends up happening is that
it completely throws me off my game.
That's why you'll notice a lot of the times
when the music has been low for a while, right?
My gameplay becomes worse, and I'm not playing as good.
And it's because of the sound, like my sound.
Like, I need it to be loud.
I need the music to be loud, and I need me to be loud.
Because if one of those isn't working properly,
then I don't function.
Does that make sense?
Do you feel weird speaking IRL when you don't hear your own voice echoing?
But I do.
Because when I talk IRL, I hear the words that come out of my mouth, right?
So it's like I get IRL audio feedback.
We need to get some shit going crazy, you know.
We need to do something fucking insane, all guys.
We need to do it.
I need a hero.
I mean a hero, I'm not a hero.
Is there anyone that this could be done?
What? I mean she dies though, right?
Oh no.
Okay, that was bad, that was bad, fuck, that was bad.
Are you going to the Dokomi convention this year?
uh... maybe
to say something my wife
uh... we're planning on going to together
but
we need to wait for something uh...
we need to wait for uh... like some papers first before can
so because of that
depending on how long it takes for those papers to arrive
uh...
it's going to turn whether now we'll be able to go
Okay, so what we're going to do now is we're going to play for the bulb or the gromp and
then after gromp there will be wolves.
I wonder if there's a chance that I could look for a column that Victor shared.
right bro I'm actually gonna suck like why does it always have to be that they live
with literally one HP and then it's like you said they're just like dude are we fucking
serious like every time it's always it's one HP oh this is horrible wait this could
be good though. Oh, what the fuck? I didn't really shed that much damage. Okay, 150 gold
and we get our Shoujin.
So I'm going to do something, I'm going to play for the Raptors out of base, then after we can just like reset for item.
I mean like...
There's no way if she goes for this every law would write
Can we just five minute five med please one time
Like when we have every flash on the board can we just five minute one time?
This iron eel fucking feels like it
like I'm really begging us to just like begging the team yell can we just like five minute
like they're always group before we are always
I mean, dude, it's just like they're always first on every play.
Like it's never been that we're like grouped out as five and then they go in and then it's
like it's five-five.
It's always like we're four, we're three and then they just engage first on every
Yeah, I'm the victor so tanky that I don't even do damage to him anymore.
Look at my health this guy has.
Keep in mind that he's supposed to be a mage by the way.
2000 almost 900 health.
Fuck me.
Oh, no.
Okay?
I'll take it, not bad.
Okay, I don't mind getting fucking carried. I don't mind getting carried.
I don't mind getting fucking carried. Nice.
Junko adopted your mentality, he's telling Senna to blame the teammates on that it's
never her fault.
But dude, how much more fun are video games when you actually adopt that mentality?
Genuinely.
Okay, we need someone to get here.
Okay are we going to play for a 5v5 now?
We need to be 5 though, and our damage growing pot.
Okay, I split top then.
I'm 2-ing top then, I don't care.
Like, if we're gonna keep doing this side-leaning,
I'm gonna side-leaning too.
I don't think I'm that useful, grouped anyways.
Only issues that side-leaning versus side-on,
like he doesn't really like...
Die ever to me.
Oh no.
Wait, is this good or bad? I don't want to look.
Oh, it's fucking good.
Nevermind, I do want to look.
Oh.
Wait, what?
Oh.
guy asked the group and it's not grouped
oh well gg i guess we lost cool
and uh... people out there and so welcome
there's a lot of chat, so yeah
but that could have been a double up when i'm not happy about it
because if i were to win that game i would be out like 240 which would be like
over half way to GM.
Like, that's the most insane thing.
You're not a true yogurt male, bro.
Low-Kent need to actually bring back the yogurt.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
We low-Kent need to bring it back.
Why do you sideline if dragon is up?
And illegal time, I'm going to have 4 months of mack.
Thank you.
Well, on respawn my dana walks bot, so I have two options.
The first one is to walk mid and do nothing while we jerk off and we wait for to get sideline
pressure.
Or, right?
Or.
The second one is that we sit there and I just sideline top and I shove it out and
Like those are two options.
Don't test watch your back
Chat I wonder if I ever set foot in your hometown you're gonna eliminate me be honest
I want to get into the towel it's over wait how much was it how much was the multi
Alright guys, when you get a win in here, Hygrim can't play front to back, no ranger in Squashy,
but some of that is that they outranged us and my team's number of groups compared to
theirs.
So like why the fuck am I just gonna sit there and group and just wait?
Like does that make sense?
Do not come to Belgrade little bro. Alright, so we're just making up country names now second
We're just fucking making shop nowadays I guess
All right guys we low key need a fucking juicer game now
3 minute queue timer jesus
never show your face in gary indiana you'll be turned into a folk tale
the fuck even is gary indiana
Oh, what the fuck dude?
Who the fuck would want to live here?
Yeah dude, I'm gonna be honest, hey, if you're from Gary and Diana, don't worry bro, I don't
I'm ever gonna be coming around. What the fuck?
Jesus
Adontis Gary is really no joke. Yeah, I can see that
Gary Indiana's like a block
Really?
Finally a pod get your money
Don't step foot in Baltimore, Maryland if you know what's good for you
Really
Okay chat imagine
You can see me in real life and you only have one or two options
options. Either you can throw a brick at my head or you can come up to me and ask for
a picture. Which one are you guys choosing? And you would not go to jail if you chose
like either of them. Like no matter what you're okay. Which way sorry are you playing right
right now this is just fucking out of play
show in columbus ohio i'll turn you past 10s
dude where the fuck are you guys making on the show from
avoid tarpon springs at all costs
Jinx, he doesn't want people to know that he's a gang leader.
Don't go.
Let's go-
Yayo1V9er!
I'm gonna lie to him.
I'm gonna lie to him.
Oh wait no they banned Huckram fuck
Oh Christ
Guys, when we walk in here, we're going to ZinZown.
Maybe like...
I mean, why don't I do Master E, honestly?
Mastery this game actually goes fucking crazy
Like we all should this actually our best call by far
We're buying playing this game with bro. Let's just say it's time for the fucking master you some of the fucking master
Alright, let's see, guys.
What's that sound on the lethality boat?
Normally it sounds less hunger.
I speak for everyone when I say that I will never comment on anything political or anything like that
unless XQC comments on it first and I can get my take from him.
There's literally no point.
All right, hold on.
Any Reallors in the chat? I swear that's fucking true.
Let's have a bit of caffeine just so we can spike up the energy of tiny bed.
All right, go time
All right, let's go no way I just got trolled by dawn to us
It's not showing bro we're gonna win
All right, we need some good songs, bro, we need some good songs.
What?
Oh dude can these people fuck off?
Alright here give us this right now.
I know bud
Okay, so we're gonna announce we're gonna play for the the wolves all the way to
Yeah, what's the Krags never gonna be getting
Gonna be Oscar's I jump like this game is a free one and that's on God, bro
That's on God.
Okay, so what we're going to do is we're going to play for the red and then afterwards
I'm just going to smite this so I can do it faster, that way if I do it faster I can
actually get like my W off. Now is there a chance that... Oh god. So you're telling
me this guy never even did his gromp. He's just giving council on the crab for
go up of the game okay so you got a
a flash, nice. Bro. We won't miss your B3, I swear to god we do. Oh my god wait. Oh
oh my god wait
not to fucking shabby baby
not too fucking shabby
so now it talks about folk here don't we're good
see I'm on a treadmill so we can even go for the
the wolves all the way to the uh...
the bugs
try to hold me tight
you're mine
i don't know about you and i
Alright, and now we just get the wrappers and afterwards we can look on the, uh, Krugs.
Genuinely fucking chilling right now, dude.
I listened to the Attack on Titan song 200 times, what'd you show me?
I'm coming mid for you. I'm coming mid. I need a gun for my mid later! Oh shit.
bro what? how fucking cancer is this?
alright we'll do this then fuck it
Okay, so now we have to do so you have to look for the blue and then after blue we look
on the top crab into the top sand bed.
Go time.
Nice! Good shit!
He's got that dog in him!
And I'm not talking about my midlan, I'm talking about the enemy jungler, as he takes Nasus's 45 inch fucking...
Nevermind. Anyways.
I'm gonna hold onto my E because I'm gonna kill him here, check this out.
If I don't kill him here, Zinzal's the most broken champ on the planet, not even joking.
Nice. I think their cannon is super low. It's the only way! Oh, I'm retarded.
It's OK.
I'm gonna have a lot of you experience so I'm talking about like at least like 400 games.
would you like for your games
okay guys listen
when you know it's a full clear box atop
me though gapo incoming
I was in the rush and I was staying on the front line and nothing.
I'm coming.
We could low key look for a dive top, he doesn't have flash.
Can you bait, can you bait?
perfect
very fucking dead
Let's get this played on the Naferozo reset, time for the Suze, the Gwynth Suze.
Actually, wait, what if I killed their top laner, Sherr?
Wait, Chad, can I do this?
Are you fucking kidding me?
What?
What the f- what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Okay sure, with words that I should have said, as I drown in my regrets, loud of the silence,
know that you're gone, but sometimes I swear that I am.
All right guys 15 seconds for our ultimation station formulation population is up
She's coming, she's coming, she's coming.
We need to wait for her to come.
Just wait!
And that's how you fucking wait, cheers, bro.
Alright, future agonized, let's go!
I don't think we actually looked for this dragon.
Nope, just woke up.
Okay, so now we get the sues and then we also get our tier 1 booties.
All right nice very good very fucking good right now. We're in a very nice spot now guys. Look at this on the fucking maestro
Okay, so now we have to do is we have to look for this here.
After the cross, you go chagol, say something in Greek, I only know one word.
it's what this fucking zinzau is dude a motherfucking malacca bro cheers go for this you know
I mean, like, our top-line are going to teleported, but I guess it just wasn't important for
him.
I'm lucky.
Why do League players only listen to music that sounds good if you're high off 10 drugs
or anti-depressants. I want you to listen to this song and you're gonna realize just
how wrong you are. This... okay wait, actually this might be a bit too crazy for you. We
don't fuck it. I'll make you guys listen to it anyways.
You guys ready friends?
I got Jason.
This is a little too much for some of you, I already know, but for the other ones you're
fucking with it I can already tell go girl up here up here up here
Close.
close
all right guys i'm going to be honest we need another crazy item here
a little fucking cancer banger for us right now
Do you have any bait open in your playlist?
Yes, actually.
Oh my god, I think that Herald just won this the game, I'm not kidding.
Wait, dude that was the craziest ever!
What?
Oh my god, that was a 5 man Herald!
Okay, no, we need to listen to this right now, though.
I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes, I am fucking serious.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Lock up.
Get over here!
Oh, no.
well if I told you guys that any of you that thought that was Beethoven hard
sounds a fucking larper because that was Mozart so I'm gonna give you the
fucking Beethoven dude let's go
we need to get this fucking bar in here let's go
All right, knock into shabby right now, let's go, all right, is the job gonna come anytime
I'm sure it's going on.
Oh, Mrs. Keiser, would you like that bad buff?
Well, I have bad news,
because I would too.
I'll tank for you I got you
Oh no the beat shopping I'm sorry guys
What the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK
f***ing bullshit
alright, what do you need to put on this jargon?
You guys seem back off and wait for me.
I know what song we need.
A little peculiar.
In the morning, I know step outside and I take a deep breath.
Keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing.
Okay, why don't our team die?
Triple and Hedblitz, go.
Wait, we can actually end.
What the fuck?
I'm back at the library.
Was that fucking Waluigi?
Shit.
Shit!
The fucking club is on my ass!
Fuck!
What's your next item even being?
I know we need that, I know we need that, I know we need it.
I'm
gummy gummy gummy gummy gummy gummy bear
Oh no, oh no, I'm retarded millions!
Nice.
come make up make up me bear
come me bear
nice not to fucking chubby be eating bro genuinely
I think guys should be playing
another one um because I am just wondering how long
He's gonna be on rainbow six four because I don't want it to be like yesterday where it's like he calls me
I'm in the middle of game because it throws me off so I'd rather like wait
But you guys think it's gonna be playing more like shit
Is he gonna be playing more that we can like go for another of what we thinking?
Because I'd rather wait 20 minutes and I have him wait on me for like 10
Adontis you goofy
Bro, I have the gummy bear song on my second monitor. I don't give a fuck what you say about me being goofy. How can I be mad right now?
Q up to long yes
Q up Q up
Just drop an ad on him
Now, I don't want to disturb him while he's doing his collab with her.
I don't want to disturb him.
As in the bike, you need 4 points to win.
He has around 15 tournaments official games, so you should just kill
Really?
Okay, what can we count on?
Who the fuck is saying Q? Wait, should I knock you then?
Make up a plan for today over the coaching session today. Plan for the day.
It might still play for a while, okay? I'll just give them.
Alright.
Please show Jinx that you all apologize for the video, I don't think about it.
He wouldn't mind watching your game, I bet.
Well, normally he doesn't, but it's just that for me, it's like I don't feel like I have
control of the classroom, you know what I mean?
I'd rather it starts with going to practice, so we work on the plan for the day, then it's
like play arena with him yeah the only problem with arena is that I would be
super down for it but the only reason why I'm kind of like meh about it the
only thing about it is that the like the augments might throw him off
So I'd rather not introduce him to Rina because it might throw him off
What's this song called Ramon Paddafueh techno remix by
Ilona Mitresi
Jump teacher are six. Yeah, something someday
have you about kale mains that chomps bullshit like the thing is that every champion like
fucking kale or like even or even fucking like Vlad like all these like permascales
Nasa is just so cringe.
I played a lot of Burmina and A-Round before Summers of didn't help me at all. Yeah, exactly.
Summers sub going on for a new player.
Yeah, it's because the thing is I don't want to overload him with info.
That's the reason why I don't even teach him all of Cham's specific mechanics.
I don't test your punch, accent is tough.
RM might be good for inserting the Cham's too.
Yeah, I told him.
If he doesn't, he'll arm and day it's gonna be good.
but that's on kindred i remember at one point you played her a lot the thing about kindred
is that it's just like a bullshit ass jam dude i'd say i'd rather not right now
of each team yeah rip of each team
yeah I don't know why he died
where is it which song was it
which song was it? It was one of the recent ones. Oh, this one. If you watch this music
video, it's about child trafficking. And what wealthy group of elite billionaires participate
did not all the time
you know i mean
yeah drug overdose my fucking ass dude
jesus
alright anyways
Alright. Perfect. Dude, that's not perfect.
Hey, don't understand the clueless girlfriend of my boyfriend who's studying for test tomorrow.
Can you elaborate on what does the average league player crushes on at?
I know shit about the game.
Wait, hold on.
I'm going to try to understand this.
I'm the coolest girlfriend of my boyfriend who's studying for a test tomorrow.
Can you elaborate on what does the average league player crushes on at?
Bro, I'm going to be honest with you.
I have no idea what you mean by this part.
I said I wanted to give you an answer but I don't even know what you're asking.
Why do you not play vehicle? You said 1v9 demon?
Cause we're on our fucking uh, our heckra me bullshit, that's why.
This is for Jinx's like step note.
Lemme ask you to see if I can find in a uh, a death note hardstyle.
Wait a second, let's go hard, wait what is this?
Wait Fred.
Wait Fred.
Let me show you guys how to do it.
Hey guys, ADC. Who's ready for it?
Oh my god!
Twitch time!
Sneaky sneaky!
Yeah, we're definitely gonna do this shit here. Let's go.
Unless I do sever. Oh wait, I don't own sever.
I'm flinching second one. Let's go. All right, we're going up.
Hang in one minute.
All right, guys, so there's this one, or we can listen to this one.
Let's go here.
We can get two pots of Doran's bow.
It's pretty broken.
And Majhad and Slayrth are in the Prime of the Slokan.
Let's actually walk down level 1, we will level 1.
Worth.
That's a good fucking trade.
It's a good fucking trade, we take those.
He used two pots, so I need matches with mine.
Guys, do I say I think the other one's better or low key?
What do you guys think? First one or this one? One or two? Which one's better?
Okay, not bad. Somebody.
I lost one with Kira x without you
Nah, I'm gonna be honest one by far. Yeah, I agree Loki
Okay, Vokey, I'm kind of fucking slashing the fucking heads open, dude.
Look at Vokey, I'm fucking farming hard as shit, dude.
What's your going crazy on him this game?
One, two, three.
Okay, I'm gonna use my Q and we're gonna see if they're staying in a bush.
hard job listen all right and then we just reset Jin see just called their
professional world-mannered young man did he yes they tell me I need PR
trading it's a double long so would we don't want to build first lowlytics
twitch so it's like a lot of people rush the hacks optics item
seeing some real rushing hex plate
I'll watch the optics on the optics
Nice we got the county
Like what kind of fucking blows is the fact that I don't think I could ever just walk up to him and kill him ever
because like we have an enchanderer support right so it's like I'm just
gonna have to play this game to scale and help them my team does well
just gonna draw it back here
sex optics are good well would either be that yeah no I built out a double long
sword we'll do that then
I'm going to look for a roaming here, I'm going to listen roaming for Los Angeles, getting
be kind of a hard kill nice all right free kill we take those okay so now that
How do we get that? This rocket can just heal me and then we just get back to lane and we should be good.
I'm really hoping I got level 5 though. I really don't want to be like randomly down to levels.
Nice! Okay.
Think Jinx is going to be ready soon? Alright, then let's move to my last game then.
Okay, so we just played for this wave, nice.
I want to just like shove this out as hard as I can.
Nice, okay.
Nice, okay.
So now we just reset and then we should be able to get our items.
Could you have not just warded over the wall to secure the kill?
No, because the thing is I need to get at least like two more autos.
So just warding over the wall isn't anywhere near enough.
Guys share facecams on this one coach
What's your name?
Noon.
Maybe.
15, I guess.
There's no way about my jungler who I gave my role to just at 15.
There's literally no way that I gave my role to a guy that's calling for a surrender at
fit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's a visual bug.
These guys, fuck it.
You guys think my dodge on is too there?
Kind of fucking sick, no?
I thought to explain
Kind of sick with the fucking dodge, you know
All right, let's get this you know
Okay, so this wave is pushing towards us could be killed here
That's fine.
Two flashes down and we'll take those.
Now I just see in this rocket it give me a couple of heals and we're going to be in a good spot.
I think I'm just going to shove this one to play drag.
We 100% should tell him to stop. It's a free opportunity for us.
Would you ever play SoulSide games?
I already beat Elden Ring.
I beat Elden Ring and the DLC on stream.
And then for Sekiro, it was one of the most boring games I ever played.
Sekiro sucked.
I didn't finish the final boss or the Demon of Patriot, but I beat everything else.
I just evaded it.
Wasn't a fun experience.
Nice.
OK, so now we're just going to reset and we can get our hex
optics, which is going to be super good.
Wait, that might be retarded.
Actually, wait, no.
Nice.
Yeah, the thing is like, so how can you know
you just keep me alive forever?
It's not a problem.
Secure was too hard.
It wasn't too hard, it was just boring.
The primary mechanic is one of the most boring things
ever and the bosses weren't cool at all.
The only cool boss was the Demon of Hatred
and it was so fucking broken to play against
that it wasn't even enjoyable.
low key? we need an attack speed item second right? what do people normally get after hacks
optics? i'm assuming they're going to say runans or some chenille? it looks like infinity edge
i'll do an infinity edge and i'll do runans
Rock.
Fade away auto attack.
Nice.
Guys, I'm not kidding, I might ironically have this fucking give on ADC.
Holy shit.
It's in me against the world this game, what the fuck?
Oh no.
I'm so sad. Fuck. I'm a part of a turn we could have won that. I'm gonna sell one of
these to look at this here. Now I'm gonna be honest with you guys, we might need a classic
We're gonna ask you on this one
We need a classic
All right, I'm ready to glide now baby, let's go.
Right a fucking glide, baby
Fuck
Bum bum bup bup bum bum bup bum bum bum bum
This is our timer
You fucking piece of shit Rangar
Let's go
Can't get my hands on myself
you
I
Any chance he dies to the poison on things all right
I mean I can almost one shot the both of them on God
Yeah, can you just all 10 dive them to both 10 HP?
Yeah, that's fine.
You got dragon, dragon's fine too.
Wow.
Wait, this could be decent.
oh my god this is so cancer holy f**k this is f**king cancer
We just say a few more of those baby few more of those are back in fucking business
Is he single no I'm married
Oh, no
Fuck me. Oh
Dude
I think I think it's fine though like listen if I can get my infinity as we begin
All right, Soraka is really good.
Now she's actually solid.
Good player.
I'm going to go Medisher.
I'm going to go MediShare, brah.
Okay, genuine question. How can a Rengar be this shit?
But that's not the question I should be asking should be asking how can I still carry this one?
Ah
All right, well, the good news is now we can get on infinity edge.
So I think third end, I'm going to get runan's, let me should be getting.
guys question what do you think would go better runans or the fuck what's my
option it's either runans or it's a finhunter
like it's one or the other it's either runans or finhunter
part of me is thinking finhunter
Fuck!
Fiend Hunter is better versus Questius.
Fiend Hunter is Beast Mode.
Runans is OP? Okay, everyone saying thin hunter is also gonna do share.
I
Oh dude.
Wow, the one time I actually tried my best on ADC and this happens. We can still carry it though, real shit.
I'm gonna take your scuttle. You're very bad at the game.
Oh no.
I mean like, guys like, oh dude, fuck!
I don't just want to hear a joke. No! I have fucking two big ones on the scene.
Well, I should just one. I have a big one on the scene, dude, and I'm tired of it.
Oh
Let's start fucking puking
Shia shadow what's up again? Well gg me
All right
Where's that they've got his shoes dude, I don't want to hear a joke right now
I don't want to hear a joke. I like I did this guy asked for jungle and he's oh and seven
I don't need a joke
I did not want to hear the joke fuck I didn't want to hear it
right
there's our noise for us to ever kill
oh no
Yeah, there's nothing for me to do, sure.
Oh, no.
I
All right guys
Wow I
Think that's the last time I'm ever gonna give somebody my role ever again. He literally went one and nine
What the fuck dude
Why would you give Rengar jungle when he's that bad
bro Luca Luca do you know what it's like dude it's like we're in a fucking zombie
apocalypse and we're sitting there right and we're like oh we need to survive so
I decide to give Tadda Tim and AK-47 right and then one day later he takes
too many steroids turns on all the survivors and guns down everyone and
then it's like you're coming up to me you're like dude why would you give Tadda
How the fuck was I supposed to know?
How the fuck was I supposed to know?
How the fuck was I supposed to know that motherfucking tax man max would be the biggest piece of
shit on the planet?
How the fuck am I supposed to know?
Wow.
Baby kitty.
That actually makes me angry.
Holy fuck, dude.
Wow.
Never saw boys play for yourself, never your loser teammates.
And normally I would agree with you.
The only reason why I did what I did back in was because the enemy team was sniping
in the bandit headcrum.
They banned the headcrum so I was like, alright fuck it, they locked in Talon, my champs
don't do that good to Talon, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.
And it's like I shouldn't have given them the benefit of the doubt, you know what I
mean?
Because like the most insane thing about it is that the enemy team was sitting there
saying don't test and all chat, but none of them were even on in the previous game.
of them in the PBS game. So suggest a snipe! Alright. Jesus dude. Alright. Alright. As you
Let me see if I can play another game of R6. Do we have time for one more or no? Let's see.
Okay, I think it might be done. Okay, give me a second. Let me just go to the bathroom. Hold on.
you
you
you
Alright, is he queuing up for another one?
Guys, what's going on?
Is he queuing up for another one or no?
Oh, okay, he's all queuing up for another one.
Okay, we should be good then.
I know a sensor down in the problem, welcome.
Thank you.
It's every time before you play ranked play team deathmatch. It's gonna it's kind of just gonna throw you into the fire of gunfights
Okay, guys, hold on. Can you bring our notepad?
Yeah
Like a car okay like a light car crash though not a deadly one, right?
Every time you get into a gunfight with someone's in a it literally reminds me of watching like a
a multi-car commission okay let me think so what do we do today so we definitely need
oh no wait fuck can i undo biggest problem is the recoil control isn't it control z nice okay
like it's the gun it's shooting so day two part okay so if so day three i have practice tool
clear speed so we need to see what we got here why not gold so let's do a clear speed practice
then let's also do maybe a type racer game type racer game to prep then
fantasizing and manifesting with hard style and then solo queue guys we're
think about this or think about this lesson today you should make him watch
some league cinematic to get height it's a master you cinematic hey I'll
practice to I will practice and like I said I want to try to do the win three
games in a row thing anyway so I'm gonna do that so the next time we play I will
play better I promise yeah I will not go oh and nine I solemnly swear yeah and
I have the utmost confidence if you do that three wins in a row marathon solo queue, you'll get it done instantly
Like like it'll end quickly. Oh my god
I'll be short stream. We'll have to plan out later on segments in the nighttime because it's gonna be such a fast dream
Because I'll win so fast. You'll win instantaneously three, you know, not bad. Good a good thing
Well, that's okay, so I'm gonna do that and listen I would probably be like how about this we can play after I beat that
So I'll probably do that soon. It'll probably be like
There we go
That's our jinxed fish attack on Titan now the last season is even worth watching
It was fun playing siege and good luck in your future siege endeavors. Sina. You'll be a champion
I would say good luck to you in league, but it's league and you're gonna be fucking depressed. So Godspeed
Yep, Sina you'll be champion in no time
Jack she is absolutely fucking good. I like she is absolutely fucking good guys
She is absolutely
Making me do good. True. I have no other words chatting. It's Dante's ready. It's got ready James. See
You can
Yeah, dude, look at me in Dante's message. It's just
My check I'm gonna go P. It's time for day eight of all right
Okay, so if GenC is going to piss, then that means I need to get some caffeine in my system.
Let's go.
Show Mastery Compilations or Rule 34.
You know what we should actually do?
I think what would actually be good is if one day I did an IRL coaching session with him, and while he's in the middle of the game, I just gradually start showing him like different League of Legends characters naked.
Like imagine I show him like Miss Fortune naked, and then I tell him like, dude, if you get a triple kill this game, she's going to be in your bed tonight.
tonight and then he starts in there and goes fucking ballistic because okay I
think that's the thing for her dude like he's he's low key got a thing for the
fucking pirate booty that's all I know he's been referencing her a little bit
too much when he gets her in his games
mastery montages would be good yeah I'm working on something like that I'm
working on something like that I'm trying to compile a bunch of mastery clips
from like people that are like every rank in the game and then afterwards I'll show them some just so
you can also like see the difference between the different levels of players
I learned link through Dawson, Aisha and I should teach my wife jungling and she
sends 602 aljurix on Evelyn there you go that's how you know she's the one
you should do an NSFW tier list with him of all the characters and have the list be off screen
Nice. I said her pistol go.
Cause she a fashion killer.
Alright.
Sorry calling him by his full legal name.
I don't know about that one.
It's like low-key I really don't know about that one.
You saw with the Irwin speech? No, no, no, no, no.
I don't know today's gonna be listening to a different hardstyle
All right
J.C.
Don says
What the fuck is up butter cop dude? I was about to ask you what the fuck is up
Wait, we're arms with buttercup
I don't know, I already stole the best one, you're kind of cooked now buddy.
NO!
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?
BECAUSE YOU'RE BROAD TO BE THE BROAD OF THE LAY UP!
Bro, don't test, can we just talk about what was bequeathed upon this chat last night?
Like chat, can we talk about what was bequeathed upon you guys?
10 kills, 5 deaths, 5 assists, first ever 20,000 damage games, and I wrote the nexus.
don't forget you solo Baron I bro I sold our Baron on one HP killed Draven and
fucking solo Nexus I mean I think I'm like I want you to take me serious when
I say this don't listen to me not bullshitting you yesterday was my first
week of League. I played for seven days every day besides one day. I have never
enjoyed a game in my first week as much as League of Legends since I played
Rainbow, the first time I played Rainbow. Like even though I'm an absolute human
pile of shit, I love the game and maybe it's because I hate myself. Maybe it's
because I have some deep-rooted fucking issues that I need to probably speak to
and psychiatrist about, but something about playing League of Legends genuinely brings
me joy.
GenC, I want you to listen to me when I tell you this.
It's because you're a pile of shit that you love League of Legends so much.
You were born for this game.
Do you understand me?
And I just want you to know that the only thing in your life that will ever make you
feel better than playing League of Legends on week one is playing League of Legends on week two.
Are you ready? Yes. Yes, coach. Yes, sensei. Bro, you're right. I love league because I'm a pile
of fucking shit. Jensi, I need to explain something to you. Are you listening? Yep.
But we were put on a planet in 2026.
It's too late to explore the land and it's too early to explore space.
And unfortunately, Jinx, we have things called laws in nowadays society that make it so we
can't go around conquering things.
We can't go around stealing from people.
We can't go around making kingdoms.
We cannot go around battling to the death with our neighbor over a couple of sheep.
And because we lack this in our lives, Jynxsy, it makes it so that people like me and you
feel out of place.
We feel lost.
But what if I told you, Jynxsy, that there exists a land where you can kill people and
it's not illegal.
There's a land where you CAN steal from people and it's good!
And if you live in this land, Jinxy, you can stay there for as long as you want every day.
And this land is called Summoner's Rift!
Do you get it?!
Oh my fucking god, bro, you should be a motivational speaker, dude.
I mean, holy shit.
Brother, you're right, bro.
You're fucking right, dude.
Like, you're right.
League of Legends allows me to be the worst version of myself, and it's part of the game.
I get fucking LP for it, or I lose LP for it, but I don't care, because League of Legends
allows me to embrace being the pile of rotting fucking shit that I am.
And it's not just that, Jinxie, it's the fact that you get rewarded for it so that it gets
to a point in your life where you never even have to grow as a person, because you can
just always be the same person and you will always be rewarded so you will never have
to self reflect you will never have to grow as a human being and you will never have to
actually assess what's going on in your life because you can just do the same thing forever
and you will never lose.
I need to always have this note pad on standby every time I top into a fucking call with you
bro.
Don't ask what is clash you told me about this yesterday. What the fuck is this so listen?
Clash is where you can assemble a team of you and whoever else you want for people
From any rank anywhere and you compete in an eight team
Tournaments right that's a maximum of three games if you win all three and if you win
you get the glory of winning the Clash Tournament.
So, what does that mean? Like, do I get, like, does it make my penis bigger? What does this do?
It makes it so that everybody on the enemy team, who are all stream snipers and ghosters,
go to bed that night and they're depressed!
It makes it so that every single person that just snipes you and wants to make you lose
feels like shit because the only thing in their life that gives it meaning
which is making you feel miserable they weren't even able to do. So it's not about winning clash
so you can sit there and be like I'm the king of my tournament. It's because you know that you're
getting snipped by seven different teams and even playing the game on nightmare difficulty
you are still able to demolish everyone and everything. And the reason why it's so important
Jinxy is because it's going to be practice for you for the tournament that you're hosting on Monday.
Yes, yep. So this is a two-day thing. This is Saturday and Sunday. Like do only half the teams make it to Sunday?
Also, could I make a team with like anyone I want, any rank?
Anyone, anyone. You could sit there and you could get like a challenge or player like Tyler won and then a silver player like
XQC, put them together with you, get two others, and then you're fucking chilling.
I thought XQC was broad. Is he silver?
Uh, I don't know dude. Maybe I don't know like I know that he was diamond in Overwatch, but I don't know about a league
Yep, exactly you could and then I can get the taste of what challenger lobbies feel like
You could you could do it and more bro
You could sit there and you could even decide to play whatever role you want and you could dictate
You could sit there and say I want to have a team of four people that only play supports for me
You could get four challengers make them supports, and then everyone is your bitch to be commanded by you
You could become the commander or when of clash
Bro, so you're telling me Dante's
me like we could play this tournament together me and you with a bunch of
other challenges yes oh my fucking god we have to play this wait what like we
can get four challengers on our team you get so this is the thing the thing
about clash is it gets the average rank and those are the teams that are going
to be up against so if you got four challengers right like you and four
Challengers since your iron maybe it'll be games against like masters grandmasters that kind of stuff
Let's say you got two challengers, and you got a guy that's like gold and another guy's emerald then it could be maybe a bit
More bounce maybe it's like diamonds right, but yes, it could be literally anybody
Like I need you to view it like your neck fury, and you are sitting down you are assembling the Jinxie
Avengers
Shit bro dude me you and Tyler should play this with like two other challenges
I know Tyler would probably be down
Yeah, you and Tyler and then we get two other challenges
And then I'll just play jungler with ye and like not me dude, and I'll sit there right and I'll be fucking like
Yep, dude like you could literally do anything like Jin see Jin see you could even tell Tyler Tyler
I want you to play Soraka top and then I play another support and now you have two supports on your team like it could be anyone, bro
Fuck yes, bro. Oh my god. May 9th May 10th. What times bro? What time is this shit at chat?
So I think so click on the tab. I think it's the second one on the left most left. So it's the second tab
Yeah, I'm in your class. Yep go to hub
Yep, so then it says
It starts at 7.15 p.m. Oh my god, but Jin see wait a second wait a second the thing is that it starts
Depending on what tier you are in so what that means is right now your iron so it's tier 4 tier 1 is like anybody
That's like master plus which is like the highest ranks so if we start and let's say it's me you Tyler and then
and then two other challengers,
then what's gonna happen is that we're gonna be like,
maybe tier one or tier two.
So it's gonna maybe start at eight o'clock instead of 7.15.
Got it, brother, got it.
Wow, I gotta get ready for that.
Oh my God, I gotta get ready.
Wow, that's crazy, dude.
Oh my God.
Okay, yeah, I'm out.
So, Jynx, are you ready to know what's in
for today's lesson plan?
Yeah, yeah.
So what is today's lesson plan,
cause you want me to join a screen share?
Anything you need to do?
No, no, no.
So today's lesson plan is we're gonna do two things three things before we get into the solo queue
Are you ready? Yeah. Okay. So the first one is we're gonna do the folk clear practice, right?
Because every day we need to be tracking just how good your folk clears are, right?
Yeah, okay. Number two is we're gonna do a little bit of type racer because I noticed that one of your issues is
is when I tell you, for example,
Jinxie, flash Q on the enemies,
you have to look at your keyboard to see where it is.
So what we need to get you used to
is actually using your keyboard intuitively.
Like, you need to be able to memorize that.
You're like, you know how you can memorize all your siege maps?
Yep, oh yeah, like the back of my fucking cock.
Like the fucking sack of your cock, bro!
You need to be able to sit there
and put your hands over the keyboards
And feel all the different follicles. I want you to be able to sit there and know exactly where everything is
Do you understand where the birthmarks are where the fucking the ingrown hairs are like you need to know where everything is?
Yep, yes, coach. Yep. All right, and then the third thing and this can be the most important is
Then we're gonna make you listen to hard style one hard style song before the game starts
And I'm gonna even let you choose
which one of three we can listen to so that you can already get into the
mentality of destruction and domination. Yes that's right. So we do a full clear.
We practice my typing and then we listen to hearts now. Alright, I'm ready coach.
Alright, so now what you're gonna do is shut our screen. That's it. Coach look I
already took the initiative to load up practice tool coach. Dude see that's how
That's why Jinxie there's something that I have to say okay
When it comes to you, I noticed that you never forget shit
You're like you're like a fucking treasure trove of information. Like you know what you are
What your brain is like the library of Alexandria? Do you know what that was?
No, I don't know. I don't know so that was a library that existed in Egypt, bro
And it had every book on the entire planet back in
1545 but then what happened was is they had a war with Albania and after the great Egyptian Albanian war
The library got burned down so they kept no more information
But what if I told you Jinxie that you are the reincarnation of the library of Alexandria?
Bro, thank you, bro. Like that like dead-ass. Thank you, man. Seriously. I appreciate that shit for real
Listen, I feel like I take in information like a sponge bro. Like I feel like I really do like I think I'm in like a fucking sponge
Yes, cuz I'm from tarpon Springs. I don't know
Dude, I want to say isn't on tarpon Springs
No, no, it's tarpon Springs tarpon Springs. It's the roughest city in Florida
I mean I saw it looks like there's quite a lot of gang violence over there. Yeah, thank you
Hi, bro, I knew you'd be a real one about it. Wait, let me lock it on my fucking. Yep. Okay. Let's focus up focus up
Let's see it
Okay
You're cutting it perfectly so far it's looking good
It's not one more auto attack and now you can walk away nice
So Jin see did you see how there it died without you having to hit it?
Yep.
Do you know why that happened?
No.
Does he have like a poison or something?
Kind of.
So you see that little blue guy next to your character?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my little, yeah, my little pet.
Yeah, your little pet.
So that guy, every time you attack a monster, he actually does bonus damage.
And when you stop attacking the monster, that bonus damage continues for like another
second or two.
So any time a camp is low, you can actually just let the little monster finish it off.
And then you're good and you can move on to your next camp.
Wow.
Bro, I didn't even know that, dude.
Yep.
Alright.
Perfect.
Control Q.
Do not level W.
I saw you keep making this mistake recently.
I almost leveled W right there.
Yeah, it's okay.
You just seem to make it a habit that you're always sitting there, and you're always putting your second point in Q.
Because depending on the champion that you play, it's always different, okay?
Also, when it comes to your second smite, alright?
You always want to save your second smite for the crab.
And the reason why is because you're getting to a point now, Jinxie,
where you can actually clear fast enough to fight the enemy jungle on the crab.
So what do you think happens if you get to the crab, and you do not have a smite up and they do?
He's gonna take my fucking crab, and then it's a jungler dip.
Exactly! So what's the only way that you cannot get jungler dipped on the crab?
Um, by saving my second smite, by saving my second smite.
Exactly! Yes! Good learning!
Okay, wait, walk in, walk in, this is the last camp of the clear.
Alright, what is-
Wait!
And...time!
Did I get a new record? Did I get faster?
Jengzee, yesterday your full clear timer was 317. Do you know what it was today?
316?
314! PNIPPIN!
Yes! Bro, I'm getting quicker every day!
Bro, adventure, we're gonna get to a point where it doesn't even take you like a minute and a half and you're already gonna be finished.
Like, I'm telling you dude, we're improving at levels never before seen.
Oh my god!
Okay, now it's typewriter time, right?
Yep, so I'm gonna send you a link in a second.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
It's learning.
Subject is learning.
Okay, wait, hold on.
That says, what is your full clear time, sir?
I always get to crab on time
What do you mean?
Like whatever
Normally the fastest there is like I can normally do that so like whenever the crab spawns. That's normally when I would finish it
Wait like have you timed like the rocks like have you like a time to those or no?
Yes, okay, are you ready? Yeah, all right. Let's start all right. So wait, how does this work wait?
wait what the fuck why are you not on my race I'm in gas to end race okay wait
yep okay nice okay you ready yeah all right all right start now wait dude my
fucking way James that might actually be brain dead I don't know what the fuck
going on okay it's not working what do you mean it's not working it's not
working it's not working like it won't let me type don't hesitate one of the
type it's not fucking working okay jimsy jimsy click next to the eye click next
the eye no no no like like on the red bar the big red bar yep okay um okay just undo
everything hold on undo everything yeah so just backspace at all okay so now type
it punctuation matters yep all right you're gonna help all right let's go
I've got news to bro, your words per minute are climbing fast as fuck, you just went
from 12 to 15. You're at 16 now. Bro, you might have to slow down. Your keyboard's overheating,
Jinzy. You need to slow down, bro! You're at 18!
Is that good? Is that good?
Bro, I've never seen anybody type this fast in the first year of keyboard typing ever.
Bro, are you serious?
I swear to God! You're at fucking 21!
Keep going keep going keep going keep going
Okay, Jin see if you walk in you're gonna be able to hit last place let's fucking go
Not bad, okay, you ready to do one more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one messed up because my punctuation
Okay, so press the join race
All right, ready? Yep. Did you press one race? Yeah, I'm ready
You're the yellow orange car, right?
Yep, I'm out of here. Okay. All right, bro. Somebody got a hundred and two words from it. Oh my god
All right, Jensie. This this is a slow one. All right. It's gonna be a fast one ready three two one go
All right, you haven't started bro start. No, it's starting five seconds five seconds
Three two one
You just doubled your words for a minute!
42 baby!
40 fucking 2!
Okay!
Okay!
Pretty good!
Okay, are you ready?
We're gonna do a few more because I'm telling you, you're already getting the hang of it,
right?
Yep, I'm ready bro, I'm already getting the hang of it, yes.
Okay, so let's go again.
Do you want the raise?
Okay, this is a long one.
Holy shit!
Do you know, do you know Michael Jackson, bro?
Yeah, just me love.
All right, so now I want you to try something.
While you're sitting there,
and while you're typing this time,
I want you to read it out loud too.
It's gonna help you actually like,
imbue the knowledge better, okay?
Yep, ready, ready.
All right, three, two, one, go.
Oh wait, hold on.
It said, wait.
Oh no, just beat it, just beat it.
Okay, seven seconds.
Ready, ready, ready?
Yep, seven seconds.
Beat it, beat it.
Ready, ready, ready?
Yep.
Cause, cause this is the ruler, comma, the ruler.
I mean if you're in the streets it is
but this is like cramping me up
Yeah, but I'm telling you it's good
No, it's all good you're good going about it
This is also gonna help your flaming skills
Okay, so now GenC, I just had an idea, okay, for one last thing you can do, all right,
before we get into the manifestation.
Are you ready to try a strategy that's never before been employed, but I think could actually
works super well. Yeah, what's up bro? Okay, so there's a browser game. Okay, I'll link
it to you. Hold on. Called Loll Dodge game. Let me link it to you. And what this is, is
that essentially is going to help you a lot with pressing like Q, W, E, R, all that kind
of stuff. Or I think it's actually mainly just Q, W, E and flash. So what we're going
to do is now we're gonna do do the league of dodging actually league of skill shots
go back league of skill shots yep no yes coach perfect okay so now what you're
gonna do is you're gonna press start okay and I want you to press start and do
skill plus dodge okay yes coach and I want to do easy we're gonna start easy
okay okay so now you have to right click to move and your cue right is to kill the
enemies so restart easy what the fuck yes but jingsy when you see the enemies
right you have to cue the enemies not the fireballs the enemies jingsy just
trust you just see focus the fireballs you cannot destroy them okay so the
fireballs you cannot destroy but the the units there you go and every time you
kill a unit it resets your cue cooldown okay so if you're ever in a okay if
If you're ever in a tricky position, press E.
Let me just try it.
Let me show you.
All right.
So you see how it dashes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you can also press F, and it's a dash as well.
So now do it a little bit.
Let's go.
You need to get to at least 1,000 score
before we can move on to the next stage.
Close! Bro, you're getting close. Remember, 1,000 squats on lock ranks for today.
Ah, my fingers, coach, my fingers, coach.
Okay, listen, Jinxie, I'm going to need you to do something, okay? It's going to help your fingers.
Yeah, what's up?
So, put your fingers together and then just push outward.
Okay, you can do this after.
What do you mean, bro?
Okay, so like interlock your fingers, okay?
Yeah, then then flip your hand upside down and then push
No, Jink Jink see no no no not your keyboard bro. I'm talking about just like in general to make them not like feel as cramped. Oh
Oh my god
No, no, no, okay, you're good.
Motherfucker, dude!
You're getting there.
Remember, don't forget about all your abilities.
You have ENF for when things get fucky.
Mawr!
Alright.
Do you want me to give you, like, positive alpha male affirmations while you do this?
yes please okay
you are confident
you are secure
you know what you want
and you always get it
everybody wishes they were you
everybody wish it
thirteen
oh
that's what the
all right
so now are you ready
for the right or do you want to try your luck in this again
let me
is there another one i can try
uh...
i mean
you you can try some of these i'm gonna be honest like
maybe try the mobile battle i've never seen that before
honestly
but i haven't used this in a while but i just thought it'd be good for you
right
I think you're getting stream sniped.
OH MY GOD!
Wait, you're lowkey fucking up the stream sniper, so...
Hold on, why is Sera calling him?
Yo, Sera, what's up?
GZ, I hit cover four!
Nice, Cida. Wow. Congratulations.
And I got two kills in the game too.
How about he deaths?
Okay. Um, four.
Miha. Cida, you have... Okay, Cida, tell me when your first positive game is, okay?
And remember, use TDM. Cida, you're not TDM-ing.
What? Okay, now for the viewers at home that don't know, obviously,
KDMing means...
Team Deathmatch. You have to play that before you play ranked.
Like, your aim is chop.
Right. Okay, well, I, you know, just want to add in again,
you did say, let's just shoot for Baby Steps, Copper Four,
and I would like to tell you that I'm in Copper Four.
Yep. You still have a mountain to climb, Center.
Keep going, though.
All right, well, hey, hey, enjoy the league, at least I'm climbing them out.
You're jumping into a fucking volcano.
All right, all right.
All right, GenC, I think you're ready for solo queue now.
Wait, no, no, you said hard style. I didn't forget, coach.
All right.
You said hard style.
Okay, okay, all right. So let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
Yes.
Are you your coach's student? Yes or no?
Yes, I am my coach's student.
So, when this song is playing, I'm going to want you to remember that. Are you ready?
Yes.
Now, Jinxie, I can tell you're smiling. I want you to wipe that smile off your face.
And the reason why is because when you listen to these songs, you are not just listening to the lyrics.
I want you to sit there and I want you to listen to what the lyrics are saying.
saying and I want you to apply it to everything that ever happened to in your life. I want you to
remember every mountain you've crossed, every hurdle you've jumped over. I want you to sit there
and I want you to just relive your past and when the rage comes out, Jinxie, I want you to just
feel it. When the beat drops, I want you to allow that emotion to take over you. Are you willing to
do this yes all right I'm gonna link you this song now go
Don't drop yet, Jamesy! You need to sit there and get into the music first. We need to
I get you excited!
I slapped myself in the face for killing you.
God!
Remember everything you've ever gone through, every emotion you've ever felt, I want that
to course through your veins right now as you listen to these lyrics.
You jinxing holding off the enemy team from destroying your nexus keeping your teams up alive
Don't forget about W
You are ESW!
You are ESW!
Okay, now time to sleep.
I need you to listen, and you need to walk into the lyrics.
Listen, my friends, don't hear any lyrics.
I know that it's coming.
The world is depending on you, go on.
It's depending on your GenC.
The world is depending on me, if I get out of here.
I know you're out there wanting to come back to see me, and I won't let you down, I swear.
I know you're coming, but you can't just take that away.
That's you! You are your conscious student!
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
I
Think you're fucking ready Jamesy, but you tell me are you ready?
All right, you can turn the music off now
So Jamesy
There's something that you have to understand every game of League of Legends is a battle and the reason why?
is because you are playing against people every game that this is all they
live for it is people that have no family they have no friends they have
nothing in their life and no one and all their life is is just rage queuing
League of Legends games until four in the morning while their mom yells at them
to get a job because she's been supporting the both of them for the last
eight years and you, Jinxie, you, the king of tarpon springs is supposed to win
against people who dedicate their lives to this craft. The only way you can do it
is if you unlock your inner power and if you can truly ascend to that
mentality. I'm the king of tarpon springs.
I'm the king of iron.
Who's the fucking king of tarpon springs, Janksie?
Nicholas, Douglas, Stewart.
All right, then let tarpon springs know who the FUCK DOG IS!
I will, coach. I'm the best. I'm the king of jungle in iron.
I'm the king of mastery in iron. I'm the king of harassing my teammates in iron. I'm the fucking goat at this shit, bro.
Dude.
I'm the fucking goat.
Listen, all of these things are true, and that's why it's about getting to a point where you're not just the king, Jinxi.
Because what if I told you that one day you could be the fucking emperor?
Like, I want you to understand something. When you rank up in-
I'm the first guy to ban, which means my teammates aren't locked in.
Yep, that's true. But Jinxie, listen to me. When you play through a rank, like Iron Bronze or whatever, I don't want you to view it as you ranking up.
It is you discovering a new territory, like Christopher Columbus. You Jinxie are the Christopher Columbus of League of Legends, discovering every territory on the planet.
But the thing is that you have to unlock your inner Julius Caesar and be able to make all territories that you encounter
Be subjected to you. Do you understand? Yes, sensei. Yes master. Yes, coach
All right. Good. So now
Let me ask you a question your blue side this game, all right on the bottom side
Where are you gonna be going to as your first camp? He's offering a swap
Should I punch him in the throat?
Uh, no, take that because what if there's a stream sniper?
Okay.
All right, walk in and let's go.
Okay, so GenC, it's like I was asking, if you're blue side, where's your first camp
that you're going to be going for?
Red side.
Uh, blue side is the left team.
Blue buff.
Exactly.
And let me ask you what-
in the face for that. Listen, listen, listen. I don't want to punch you in the face, Jinxie,
because you don't deserve a reward yet. Do you understand? How is punching me a reward
coach? Because Jinxie, when I do it, when we meet in real life one day, you're going
to feel the love and passion emanating from my knuckles. And it's going to send such a
ricochet throughout your body that in that moment you will feel nothing but a
rousal so we cannot reward you yet until you win do you understand
yes coach yes that's it yes master all right I need to add delay I need to add delay
all right let's do it
all right delay has been bequeathed upon the stream all right let's fucking go
I'm excited bro, I'm excited, I'm excited. I left League of Legends on the highest of high notes last night.
I don't know if it can get any better than that, but let's see, maybe it can tonight, I don't know.
Jeng-C, what if I told you you're on Game 1 of solo queue and you're top laner Silver, you are playing in a full bronze lobby.
Wait, my top laner Silver, how do you know?
because you see how his borders gray which guy which guy's my time the
renec then the the yep so if you click it twice it shows gray is silver brown is
bronze and like like click on your thing twice you yep click twice and you see
how yours is like a shitty like copper looking thing that's iron so do you know
Know what it means when you're the lowest rank in your lobby?
No, what does that mean?
Okay, let me ask you a question. Imagine you want to play professional hockey, right?
Is it a good thing if you're 14 years old and you're playing against 18-year-olds? Yes or no?
Yes. Fuck yes. Absolutely. They're saying I'm a prodigy.
Exactly! They're saying I'm a prodigy.
Yes! Jamesy, it's like right now the riot overlords are looking at you and they're like,
This guy, he's not from around here, they're scared, they're shaking in their boots, they're like, no wait a second, we need to give him stronger battles, we need to put him against tougher opponents, because we need to keep him suckin' iron, because they know you're coming for that fuckin' bronze, Jinxy.
So because I was playing so well and performing at such a high level of iron, they're already shoving me in bronze lobbies?
Yes, it's like how the government taxes you more money the more money you make because they just want to fuck you
Does that make sense?
Yes, bro. Okay, so we we have a silver in our team. You got a silver on your team, bro
So does that mean we just automatically win if we have a silver surely, right? Well, let me ask you a question
Jinxy, when does it get better?
It never gets better.
It never gets better.
So this Renekton could be the shittiest fucking player that you've ever played with.
You will not put any faith in him.
Got it.
Got it.
All right.
So let's get it done now.
Now Jynxie, this is what we're going to be doing here, okay?
You're going to be doing your folkliers, okay?
Now while you're doing your folkliers, you're getting to a point now where you've almost
mastered your folklier.
Looking good, bro. I'm telling you it's looking good, but right now. I'm gonna be focusing on the macro aspect
You're the bronze. I'm the brain
Understood
Yes, sir. Yes, sensei. All right. Okay. Yes, let's fucking go, baby
Okay, so now remember you auto then you cue right?
Auto then you cue exactly auto then you cue auto cue auto cue and as a generalized concept
That's something called an auto attack cancel. So different champions in league can sometimes have that in their kit. Mastery is one of them, good.
All right, so now you're gonna play for the full clear right now, okay? I'll give you the info you need.
So what's happening right now is
your top lane, they're fighting a bit, your mid lane is also fighting a bit, your bot lane is looking pretty even,
But it's looking good for your full clear right now. Like you're not getting invaded you're good control e good
All right, how do you know coach? How do you know?
How do I know what?
How do you know that they're fighting and all that because I'm looking at their health bars above your mini-map so you don't
Yes, so what you can do?
Jin see is sometimes you don't even have to drone if you look topling and you see that the garen profile picture is
is on top of the Renekton, and then you see that the Renekton's health is low on top of your minimap,
then what assumption can you make?
He's also probably low.
Exactly, and this is why being a toxic person and having toxic personality traits
is very good if you're a League of Legends player, because you always need to assume shit.
You need to be sitting there jinxing, and you need to be having a tiny bit of information,
but I need you to create an entire world view based off it.
got it yes yes sensei yeah also I have a question for you yep why the fuck did
you level up your e level three oh I did oh my god I'm sorry coach you're
supposed to my cue so yeah sorry oh my god sorry sorry it's okay listen listen
listen we learned for next time alright so now look what you're gonna do now is
why you're doing the red buff you're gonna want to play for what after your
crugs are done talk to me maybe bot gank but also what now what do you want to
play for every game when you're scott scott oh so the way that we know if we
can fight this scott oh is how we have our flash no so it go to the crugs go
the crugs I overloaded you with information a bit there yeah but it's
not just a smite the number one thing for fighting scott oh is having lane or
priority because the thing is that your laners right so you're mid on your bot lane if all
hell breaks loose they need to be there with you right yeah so drone bot right now we need
to see what's going on like now it's at a point where we need to start droning so you're
going to take this and then you're going to walk to the bot scuttle all right now while
you're walking drone bot drone mid when you see what's going on all right there you go
so you only ever okay back up back up back up back up back up
and then you can just press B so back up press B in the bush
so jimsy you only ever really need to drone for about one second
and the reason why is because when you drone the only information you're
looking for
is two things the first one is where is the minion wave
because the minion wave right all those little uh...
the little like uh... slaves that run around and they start hitting shit
That is going to determine where your team is going to start from.
So if your minion wave is further than the enemy's minion wave, what happens?
Um, we can push up.
Exactly. And if you can push up, then what happens? Which team rotates first?
The team that's being pressed up more against their tower has to get up.
Exactly, right? So that's why in a case like that, we know that fighting for the barred crab is bad,
Because fighting for the barred crab means that your bot won't be able to help because the enemy is further up and your mid
Also wasn't able to help because he was reset. So you are a victim Jinxie of three losing lanes, okay?
So
Exactly yes, so as a jungler you need to sit there and become aware with the concept of three losing lanes
Which means that everyone on your team is fucking horrible and it's all on you to do everything and make sure you don't die
So when you have three losing lanes
What you have to do is you have to just play safe and wait for late game team fights, okay?
so
You can tell you're in a losing lane because of how the minions are positioned
Yes, so look ball lane so John bar John med
All right back up now mid
mid? no, just draw mid. now keep walking bot.
alright, okay, so now walk up and look for a bot gank.
so here for example, right, draw bot, you see how the minion wave is super far up
so the aphelios is walking far up?
yeah, okay now back up, back up, because your team is retarded.
okay, you might have to press dn and run away.
yep, there you go, just run, just run. so go for the crugs.
so, think of it this way, okay? imagine a minion wave
there with my team so your team's fucking dog shit so now what you're gonna
type is you're gonna type lol nice team
perfect good shit so Jin see the thing I was gonna say is I want you to imagine
the minions as being the leaders and the other players the champions being the
followers so recall and spend your gold so what I mean by that is a lot of people
have the misconception that a player will lead the minions, but the thing is minions
will only ever walk forward.
So what ends up happening is it's kind of like minions are the dog walkers and the
champions are on a leash, okay?
So you see how right now the Renekton is with his minion wave?
He always needs to be around it.
So there's always going to be one guy that's always on the minion wave, always.
So it's gonna dictate based off where that minion wave is, what your potential and possibilities
are as a player.
Got it, got it, got it, yes sir.
Okay, now Jinx say let me ask you a question, are you ready?
Yep.
Why do you not have a point in W at 7 minutes?
Oh, because I, um, I was lagging.
Uh, no I forgot, I'm sorry.
Okay.
listen the thing is you think you're a useless fucking putt okay so in the
future in a case like this you always want to prioritize the R over the W
okay but next one you got- well dude I'm sorry I never played with a YP4 that didn't have W at level 5
sorry coach we'll step out of line like that again
Okay, it's okay. Listen the rowdy ones are always the ones that make it to the top. Remember that
Imagine League of Legends right go for the go for the ropers
Imagine League of Legends like a big 50 inch dildo, right?
And there are five people trying to climb to the top the ones that are the most active and the ones that sit there
And are the craziest are gonna be the ones that make it to the top first, right?
Yeah, it's the same thing with your skill level and the games you play the more games you play
The more active you are and the more you question everything and you want to understand the faster you're gonna learn
Compared to everyone else. So I want you to type in all chat right now now
Knowing how superior you are to everyone type in all chat. You are all sheep while you walk to your Krugs
good so now jing see everybody now knows that you are the alpha male of the
lobby you just informed them that you're jing see and you're the fucking lion
you're the one prowling through the Savannah looking for the gazelles and you
want to know what the enemy team is the gazelles the fucking gazelles so now
You're gonna have to reset and the reason why is because waiting 30 so buy your item first, and I'll explain okay
Buy your item
Right there you go, and I walk so the reason why you want to reset here is because the only play bot side would be one of two things
Either crab so the scuttle crab dragon or a bot gang bot gang was impossible because your shitty team was recalling
Crab you would have had to wait 30 seconds for and dragon was down
So your best play is actually to recall so you can get to your grump on timer and then you can just play for a refill clear
Okay. Yeah, so because my team is so fucking about should I have to alter my gameplay?
Exactly. Yes. Yes. Think of it like GenC. Imagine you're in a burning building, right?
And there's four people around you, okay?
And these four people are people that are supposed to help you get out
But then imagine all of them are sitting there and they start whacking off and they refuse to help you until they nut
What do you have to do now? I?
Have to basically save the burning building by myself
Yep, but the way that you have to do it
So play for the Raptors right is by actually sucking off the other people in the room
So they nut faster so they can help you and it's gonna be a bit uncomfortable for you
And you're not gonna like it, but it needs to be done if you want to get out, right?
Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Yep, so it's the same thing with your league game because not fighting not going for plays and not doing anything
It feels really uncomfortable and boring, but sometimes that's how you have to play if you actually want to win
So now walk to the bottom crab
okay now they're fighting but you're gonna go there jing see do you want this
crap or do you want to kills drum but when you see what's happening though you
need to be joining but here press on Q on the affiliates art Q on the
filios. What the fuck why did she not die? What the fuck? I hit her nine times. So
GenC you actually didn't hit him nine times. You queued in, walked around fucking
dilly-dallying and then you died to the turret. So the problem there is after you
Q as master Yi always right click on the person you Q on okay because you need to
just be on top of them going crazy because your movement speed is always
go to your boobop. Your movement speed is always going to be faster than those
because of your movement increase so you just want to Q and right click it's that
brain dead like you do not have to sit there and play the dodge or anything like
that at least not yet okay got it got it got it got it got it okay so you tap
exactly so practice now yep so part okay so there for example I'm gonna show
you something okay the next time you queue a target what I want you to do is
I I'm okay so smite this you have to smite this good so cure target and then
just right click on top of it because one of your problems and I know why you
just said what you did is it's the promise that you're queuing and then
you're clicking far away from the character but don't do that get used to
the idea of queuing so here when you queue on the big wolf I want you to
spam right click after do it exactly you see that yeah so if you do that in the
future what's gonna happen is you're gonna be able to never have another
fucked up gang because right now the issue is that you're queuing and it's
It's like you run away, but if you Q and you right click on them then ain't nobody getting
away from Jitty when he's got his Jitty oil on him, am I right?
Okay, so Q then tap on them instantly?
Exactly, yes, and remember, you always want to use all your abilities.
So while you're Q'ing, you press E. So it's Q-E, spam right click, Q-E, spam right click.
And this is all happening at the same time.
Practice now.
Q-E, spam right click.
right click QE spam right click yes and remember jimsy when you press your Q as
soon as you see that you're teleporting or you know that you're in range you have
to instantly press your E do not wait until it's done so here for example wait
until the red is up there you go and now QE at the same time go do it okay so you
didn't do that so but what is it that's making it delayed for you like how come
you're not doing it instantly talk to me what QE yes okay so back up back up so
this is why Jinx it's important that I want you to remember your abilities are
not the letters on the keyboard they are extensions of your finger do you know
how like the master swordsmen they always talk about how their swords are an
extension of their arm yeah okay I need you to view your abilities in the
the same way. So it should be that your fingers always know exactly where it is. Like if I
tell you press E, you should know I press my index finger and it should be automatic.
If I tell you press Q, it should be your ring finger, right? Do you see what I'm getting
at? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. So if you start doing this, it's going to become a lot
more automatic. Like it's not a thing where you're going to want to sit there and you're
going to want to have to look. So practice on this. I want you to Q and then E while you're
Q in go try it okay close almost you almost got it so after this I want you
to go for the top crab okay so what's the top crap so now drone over what's
happening top drone top drone top when you see what's happening walk there walk
there walk there if you walk there it's good and remember you always want to
right-click okay go on the gun on the gun on the gun right click him yes yes
Pussy Pussy Q and then eat good good keep on doing keep on doing
Okay, no, look
Yeah, that's such a fucking triple baby. It's a fucking triple. Okay
Okay, now walk away. This is good. This is good. That was what that was worth go to your wolves go to your wolves
You're too low to fighter. That's why I like to fucking see I'm the carry of this lobby, bro. Exactly
Oh my god, let's fucking go. Okay, so now listen q and then e I want to see them use at the same time
God you're learning. That's good, bro
So now are you starting to feel how your your keyboard is an extension of your hands? Yeah
Jinxy yeah, you are a warrior on the battlefield your keyboard is your shield and your mouse is your sword. Do you understand?
Yeah
YES!
You are not a big of legends player. You are a warrior!
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay
So now play for this and then afterwards Joan bot when you see what's happening
Okay, so I want you to wait a second and now you're gonna press W press W and chill
You're gonna practice more fighting. Okay. Now walk with your teammate here. No, and then follow him now go for the fight
So you're gonna iron and you're gonna chew on the aphelios soon. Not yet. Okay. Well fuck it. Yeah, right now
All right
Good and now keep going keep on doing close. That was close. It's looking better out there man
It really is dude. I like didn't feel how that it felt so much more fluid
All in there!
Slicing and dicing!
Jinxie, buy your item and in the future I want you to sit there and I want you to view mastery
as you need to cut a hole big enough for both your fucking arms to fit inside of
and then when both your arms are in there you rip them apart, outwards and stick your head in them!
Do you understand?
Yes coach, yes sensei, yes master!
Good!
And that's how I know you're becoming a real league player,
because three days ago you would have heard that,
and you would have been like,
ah dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
But it's like now you're getting the mentality.
Bro, every day I play this game,
I just keep losing my mind more, bro.
Dude, keep fucking losing it.
I love it!
Dude, I'm telling you,
that's the reason why Keso had his fucking stream title
as losing my mind for a year straight,
because he was playing League of Legends off stream.
Yes, bro.
Exactly, dude.
Yeah, exactly.
OK, so now, Jinxie, after you do this,
Wolves, you're going to go for the Herald.
So that's a purple one.
Yep.
The reason why you're going to do the Herald here
is because your wrappers are up in 10 seconds, right?
Yep.
But if you get there, then you're wasting seven seconds
that you could be spending doing something else, right?
Yes.
So League of Legends, it's always
about constantly being active on the map
and going for a place that allows you to exacerbate your lead and make it bigger in a safe and
controlled way that allows you to win the games.
Yes, coach.
Yes, coach.
Good.
All right.
So now play, pick up the eye, pick up the eye.
Jinx, you need to get the eye.
Walk back, walk back, pick up the eye.
There, there.
So that's what you kill it for.
Okay, now go for the, go for the crab.
View it as like you're killing the dragon and that's the treasure chest after, okay?
got it yes coach okay now jing see after you clear your three counts bottom lane
we're going to turn you into a necromancer are you ready for that yes yes yes what the
fuck is that it means you're gonna summon a monster from the pits of hell to destroy the
enemy's base okay okay okay so you know what uh yep get these raptors i don't think she's gonna
to fight you, she's iron. Okay, so then after this go for your rocks, the Krugs.
And now the next objective is dragon, but I'm not sure if you'll be able to
fight it. Yep, you can because your team sucks. Okay, so now what you're gonna do,
okay, so after you clear the rocks you're gonna recall, and the reason why you're
recalling is because you have enough gold. So I want you to always sometimes open
up your shop to see how much gold you're missing for your next item, because a lot
Right? Yep. So there you go. So now what you're gonna do, Jensie, is walk,
join mid, join mid. Let's see what's happening, join mid. Okay, you can't fight
this. Walk top. Okay, that's good. Okay, so now I want you to walk to the mid
tower. No, no, no, you want to walk over there now. You just finish this and then
walk over there. Walk over there. So now click on your mini-map. Remember, when you
want to travel a long distance, you right click on your mini-map so you can
while you're doing it okay so now right click okay okay now Jain see go for the
mid no I didn't even have to tell you to do that did you notice how I didn't even
have to tell you to do that because you didn't right click on him after your
two was done so that's last shot only okay so now Jain see I want you to walk
bottom okay and I want you to walk up to that third bottom okay yep okay so when
I tell you to I want you to instantly press four okay but not yet all right
now press four all right now back up do not walk under the turret you're gonna die
if you do now look what you just fucking spawned what the fuck is that wait
for it look what he's about to do now okay wait oh god oh Jesus wow that's
Well, I've literally never seen it. Wow. I'm not gonna do anything.
I'm not kidding. I played this game in the last two years for like thousands of hours.
I've never in my life seen a reptile do that. No, I swear to God, that was probably the
most unlucky reptile that I've ever seen. I've never seen that. I've genuinely never
seen that before.
Isn't he supposed to charge at it?
Yeah, he's supposed to charge, but he just didn't want to. Like he legit, maybe he's
stream sniping okay so now play for the top crab so drone the drone the crab walk
there and now okay so now while you're doing it I want you to walk to the enemy
red buff the one with the 15 seconds left on the timer yep go and then just
wait in the bush so now Jinxie it's about to be a sneaky golem surprise sit
in the bush sit in the bush and now wait now you're gonna wait wait for it
what's this strategy called this strategy is called fucking enemy jungling the
ass with consent as long as they're over the age of 18 so now walk top walk top
because they're fighting yep walk top and now on go in on go in yep
press E
should have ran should have asked him yeah it's okay though it's right so there
the problem was that you in the mid game droning is the most important quality
that you can have because if you don't know what's happening in the fight and
you don't know whether or not you should go in then you're gonna lose a lot of
games so right now Jinxy you're getting to a point where you're getting through
the early game consistently because your mechanics but your lack of droning and
your lack of like scouting out fights before you enter them is gonna be the
biggest thing holding you back so that's what we're gonna be really working on
today, okay? So now open your shop, open your shop, and I want you to right click
the first item, Experimental Hexplate. Yep, and now walk to your blue buff. So now
Jynxie. Baron is a very hard objective to kill, right? And you can only ever take
it when you at least have a few kills on the enemy team. So that's why here you're
gonna want to play towards the dragon. So just clear your camps, get stronger for
now.
Shut down. Shut down. Shut down.
Okay, so now, what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for the Baron.
Spamping the Baron. You can do it. Spamping it.
Yep, there you go. Good.
Now do it. There you go. You see that, Jinxie? Your team is listening to you, bro.
You're the fucking commander, Irwin of League of Legends. You're leading your team
into a fight against the Baron! Na sure!
And look at that. Look at that. Good. Now play for your wolves. Do you want to know why that was a good call to make?
Because they were recalling, I think? Kind of. So the enemy had two people bottom lane. So if two people are bottom lane and their army is dead, that means only two people can fight you.
can fight you. You had four people that were able to rotate, so you had numbers
advantage. Okay back up, run away. Yep, this is fun. Now walk, walk away. Alright, now
go heal in your base. So imagine games of League of Legends are like gang wars.
Imagine it's the Crips versus the Bloods, right? Whether it's five or it's four, it's
gonna make a huge difference, right? So you need to make sure that you always
have as many numbers as possible okay got it got it got it all right so now walk
mid walk mid yep right it's going guns on you guns on you it's fine press R
press press seven okay yep yeah so okay jing see you need to pay attention yeah
I know and that's the problem so it's like I was saying earlier when you drone
Right and are you starting to realize just how big of a problem droning is right now for you?
Yes, but the thing is that Jinx I'm telling you you already know more about it
Conceptually than most players so all we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have to work on making it automatic for you
And the same way that nowadays you don't have to look at your keyboard
You kind of know the ability orders and you know how to clear your camps
Droning will become like that too and the second you have all those basics down
I'm telling you you're instantly gold you're instantly gold you don't need more than that
You're just gonna wake up one morning
You're gonna be like holy fuck
I'm gold and then the next you're gonna wake up your platinum and then your mechanics are gonna get better
You're gonna wake up your diamond and what's gonna happen one morning when you wake up Jensie
And then
and then challenge her baby cuz right now you have the foundation so it's
like in clash of clans you have the level one archer tower the level one
cannon tower and the level one mortar so how do we get the best defense possible
now yes because Supercell is pay to win so we need to spend money on gems but
Riot instead of taking your money. They take your soul. So you need to play more games of League
It's okay wait for your team to walk up, okay, and now go and go and go and you got this. This is all you
Press see there you go
This is good, this is good
Where's my team bro? Where the fuck is my fucking team motherfuckers?
Alright, so your support is doing the Kadeem support split push strat unfortunately this
game.
So what is that? Split push strat?
So it's where your chundle is essentially saying I'm gonna end the game or we're gonna
lose and it looks like you're just gonna lose.
But let me ask you a question Jinx, was that game a loss?
Uh, yeah, yes.
It was not!
That loss serves as a reminder to us all, right?
Because the mechanics are getting better, the droning's getting better.
because your fallen comrades and your LP went down are fresh in your brain doesn't matter
because it's not about how good you were now it's about how good you'll be next game yes okay 100%
no i agree i i agree bro don says i can only play one game tonight though bro only one
yeah bra bro i i i i can don says i can play more tomorrow okay play one game tonight bro all right
It's all good, it's all good.
But, Dantez, bro, can we play this clash thing?
Yeah, I'm down.
Okay, that, bro, so if we could just get a team with four challengers and then me, it would be like trying to get me to the win or something?
Yeah, no, it's gonna be cinema.
And you're gonna be on the most impactful role in a team setting, so it's gonna be fun.
Yes.
El Grinder, alright.
No, Chal, I'll grab tomorrow.
I'll grab tomorrow.
Chal, let's do something with my cousin tonight.
But alright, bro, I'm gonna catch you, Dantez.
Alright, I'll see you.
Have a good one, bro.
All right, let's do guys. No, I'm gonna be honest. He's a dick getting better
Like I'm not even fucking kidding. He's a legit get it
Like his mechanics the way clears the camp is better his fight decision-making is also slowly improving
Like I'm telling you once he gets a droning under control do that guy
It's not a joke dude, gold by the end of the summer easily, like without a fucking doubt
in my mind, literally without a doubt in my mind.
Alright, so on the song here.
And shark therein to 1, so I'll come back, Debeda therein to 45 months as well, Ace and
AJ therein to primes, downmote therein to 4 months, so I'll come back, Samson therein
six months as well. Bozo there in three months, BJ there in the sub, NSP there in the prime,
Acott, Cosmo, Izzy and HL there in the primes. Evan there in the five gifted, pre-shap bro.
Thank you. I could be getting my life got better by your streams with him, I've been
funny so I started again my life is going downhill. I know it's you. Thank you bro.
Why have you not taught him how to use a click yet? Okay, genuine question.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
It's like I'm teaching a baby how to crawl and you're telling me dude, why don't you teach it how to sprint yet?
Eight click is...
Bro!
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
It is a gradual process. It is gradual.
Some people hit diamond before they learn about eight click.
Like he's learning all the fundamentals and basics.
He's getting this shit, bro.
Like he's gonna be good, I'm telling you.
You need to tell Jynxie to gank more, okay so listen, listen, listen, because now you're
getting in the right mindset, how does Jynxie learn how to gank more?
He clears faster and he drones more, so what are the two things he needs to work on?
Is it ganking more or is it farming faster and droning?
And this is what I'm telling you guys, every concept in League of Legends comes down as
a jungler to like a handful of fundamentals.
You have your clear efficiency, you have droning, right?
And then you have your mechanics, and then there's also decision making.
Four things.
Every single League of Legends jungle in the game is just a combination of these four in
different ways.
So as long as you can build up these four things together, then I'm telling you, guys,
he has what it takes.
You teach him hotkeys for droning not map clicking and see this is the reason why I
genuinely think I'm one of the best fits for being his coach right because you're telling
me right now that I need to teach him hotkeys for looking at the map instead of droning.
Guys he is still learning to use his Q and his E at the same time like he is fresh to
keyboard and mouse bro. He's been playing console his whole life. No we're not gonna sit there and
no we're not gonna fucking jinxy jinxy. Alright so what you're gonna do is you're gonna have your F keys.
F5678. That's gonna go to every single one of your teammates. Then also what you're gonna do
is you're gonna be using a click on this button. Then afterwards uh uh cam unlock and lock is
gonna be this button. So what you're gonna do is while you're playing you're gonna constantly hold
spacebar a click he's gonna look at me like I'm a fucking psycho he's like what the fuck are you
saying but guys I'm telling you he's getting somewhere the second he starts sitting there right
and he starts doing like three four games a day he's bronze in no time look he's already iron
217 LP like think of it this way most people when they start the rank journey they instantly
fall at least like 500 lps new players he only fell a hundred and he's like
shredding water right now he's getting some I'm telling you like he's legit
getting somewhere now you should make him type 2W yarn and no pattern I only
call out the abilities to use oh that's a good idea no that's actually a good idea
wait let me write that well it's actually a good idea I call out Q W E R and he
has to type the letter I said
yeah we're working on that working on that because all he has to do is just
right-click while he's queuing
So what's the classroom gonna be said for challengers and him I have no idea bro
guys who do you think the classroom is gonna be he said we're assembling the
Avengers and it's gonna be me him and Tyler who do you guys think the last
we're gonna be
and a York then prime welcome thank you what do you think Jinx you will pick out
unironically I think his potential is limitless genuinely like he doesn't have
learning disability so because of that and since he's not disabled it's gonna
make it start as long as he's like consistently playing he's gonna be able
to like genuinely make miles and miles of improvements like he's actually got
this I'm telling you because like he could peak a platinum emerald diamond
like who knows literally who knows
He needs Kadeem.
Wait, low key.
Kadeem and XQC.
Wait, so you're saying that the team should be Dantas, Jynxie, Kadeem, XQC, and Tyler1.
I'm not even kidding, I genuinely think that would be one of the most insane fucking runs
of all time.
Like that would unironically be one of the most cinematic clash teams of literally all
time.
If you can start hitting three hours a day, it's gonna be good.
I'm telling you, if you start doing like three hours a day, it's gonna be insane.
Hold on a second, let me ask my wife if she's done making me some food.
you
Thank you very much.
And uh, Jaython, I'm so welcome. Thank you.
Oh, this might be a better potential sing game.
Call myself two things after you, one sec.
Alright, wait for it.
I
Groom against two 99% souls
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie this might be a miserable game
All right, so we're getting into us we're gonna play for the
The blue and then after we just pay for the full care
Why would you play in Clash?
I'm pretty sure in this tournament, all the Challenger players, like the League players,
that are a part of it, they need to only play support.
So, okay, I'd be down to actually play support so I could like, burn it, you know?
And I could even do like my Pantheon strategy where I just like, Primerome and Primeron mid.
And uh, chinchilla there is a welcome. Thank you.
But I mean, I assume that Tyler1 would be toppling Jinxie jungle.
So then it's ADC mid and support that are open.
So those three, I guess they're probably the most interesting.
Alright, so what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Raptors.
for the Raptors, I'll put the red in too, Krugs.
We'll just go put on this now.
Okay.
So I'm just gonna play for the Crogs, then after the Crogs we can look on the crab.
His games without you are pretty sad, but he's improving.
No, I'm telling you, I'm already seeing it.
Look, he's getting to a point where he's clear, he's genuinely starting to get somewhere.
Am I just fucking dead?
Wow, so I literally just die like that slaughtered like a fucking pig in the slaughterhouse. Jesus
All right, last thing reading
All right, we're good
I work on the grabbing and upwards work on the uh on the top of the body focuser
so I just found the gromp and then after gromp it's just up the body
when you put on the visual sun pack saying so you can see when I want to take a shot
on the top right uh that's what it enables for
Okay, so we're going to now play for the Folkler, but we're also going to know that the Darius
is steering towards bottom lane, right?
So as a result, we're going to need ball in priority if we're going to play for the
this dragon but a blind is to know so it's easily possible
very faster because they get the game of like literal millimeters right so if
you have to wait like one 15 seconds just like have your movement that
register it's horrible
okay so the issues that are about to resetting nice so I don't know when I
told Jinx about the three losing lane classic as I don't have losing lanes but
my team is playing like they're losing which is arguably even worse
is there a chance for a vagar kill
maybe I could just reset
guys are we really gonna allow this to happen
wait, wait, wait, oh my god, oh my god
holy shit but what the fuck is my bot doing
That's fine. We played it while it saw it matters. We need to take our wins.
Alright, so now we're going to play for the top of our game.
That was the one and done for the J-Man. This time, yeah.
But he's going to walk it in, I think, tomorrow for a few more hours.
Uh, so we're going to now is we're going to play on the blue and then afterwards maybe
I could look on the NASA scale low key.
Now I'm not against it.
I'm one of the reasons why I really like it as an idea actually is because the NASA's
hasn't bought anything yet.
monolons is cute
i mean
locate one fontre i think it's fun though
considering ghosts and uh... alter-down
it just sucks because like dying with my entire jungle up is like really shit
I told you so we'll just play for bot to top then.
Alright, so...
Okay, so now we look for the bot to top, and then after that we should be good.
So I lost my raptor, his question is I lose my red too.
Instead of checking, let me just invade his blue.
because like whether or not my red is up yeah it's like a flip but like that
blue being up is a guarantee nice
Wow.
Are you like guys are like, it's just crazy because it feels like everything I could have
won wrong, when wrong, you know what I mean?
Like literally everything that possibly could have possibly went wrong, just went wrong there.
like literally in every way imaginable um i'm gonna see if i can actually put on the grubbs
here you know what if he doesn't have the hub of his turret you know in Mundo you just
fight him like you just brawl him bro I don't feel like walking on the nazis and then just
using all my health in his Q's and then I get fucked like if I can secure these grubs
and I'll just secure the grubs, it's fine.
And in other words, we can just play top to bot full clear and we should be good.
Alright guys, now the question is, what would work while you're here?
favorite flavor of dick? It's like when you ask that question, what do you expect
this humor to say? You know what I mean? Like I'm just wondering what you look
like while typing that. Are you just like giggling to yourself? Are you
laughing? Like do you just have like a straight face like you know like just
makes me wonder like what are you like how does that even get set up as a
question. Alright, so we're in an hour's room playing for the Krugs and afterwards, I'll
make a look for a fight on the Darius. So I think just reset and then play for top
gang because all the insa's gonna be shoving into us is gonna be good all right
so I'm gonna play for the second one so let me show you again
okay
now mono just has to hold this way but I'm looking kill him
I mean bundle there's no way that you you like don't get this kill right whatever I'll take
it from you because you're bad okay so now we just reset because we don't have anything
else on the map to do so and piece of advice right is that recalling one of the
big things that depends on is like what you can do on the map so I give for
example if there's no cams for me to take or anything then but I'll just
recalling cuz like what else am I gonna do
as they're just like what the fuck else am I gonna do
Wow.
Okay, so we're going to do a reaction plan on the Raptors invade.
I'm looking at this bush to see if the Darius walks out of it, because if he doesn't then
nobody's going to be recalling in that bush, right?
So that means I can just take this for free.
Now if he's instantly recalling when Dragon has his 7 seconds left, what can we confidently
assume?
there you go buddy now you got to just rank up and level up and say do it in ranks
okay so now we're going to do some playing the scuttlecrab here reason oh okay
well like I don't want to give another dragon when my team is in behind that's why it just
sucks that they're playing like they are
I'm going to ult him
nice, so now we can get the dragon, perfect
and uh, it's out there in the prime welcome. Thank you.
Why didn't you ping to one of the Mundo that Darius was there?
He'll learn on his own.
I didn't feel like using that mental energy to do the bare minimum for him.
I wish I could give you a better answer, but like, genuinely, like, what do you want me to tell you?
As though you see a car battling towards an old grandma and you just don't do anything and then it kills her, like...
Why didn't you try doing anything? Well, because I didn't fucking feel like it, dude.
You don't even like sometimes it might be just knocking if you're like doing something
You know and then like fucked up shit's gonna happen because of it, but it's like it is what it is, right? Like
All right, so now we're gonna just play for this here
Okay, so our top end or Lucifer's hurts
Nah, I'm gonna be honest, like, not really a big gamer outside of League.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the RAD and then afterwards
we'll look on the Krugs.
We had a potential playover here, but the reason why I don't want to do it is because
my team is balling while the enemy support was roaming.
And now he's dead, Darius is committed bot side.
So we're gonna use the information that Darius has bought
to invade his top side that we saw responding
on the little hourglass timers.
Now there's a good chance that Midlaner
is trying to spot me off this.
He doesn't, so we just got camis for free.
So Mundo's pinging, so I'm assuming that
I should be able to get out here.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for our AxiMark and AxiItem.
Do you not buy normal wards?
No.
Would you rather spend your money on damage to kill the enemies or spending it on wards
so you can know where they are?
Fuck knowing where they are.
I say just what is.
They just what is
Okay, so we're gonna do some pay for the
Right we have to put our old timer like I'm look for a fight with all my ultimate
So I'm just gonna queue this for two stocks why I'm to the river
And then I'll get this
So, Vega is pushing up alone, I guess there's going to be the next one today.
So, now we're going to check out what's happening mid, so it's up in like seven seconds.
This is borderline for HP, Zillian is 2, Senna is pretty low.
So I'm just gonna clear upwards then.
Yeah, we'll just clear up.
I think we want to kill the Nasus, we need our mid laner to come with us.
Yeah, brosler or titan.
He should be dead here.
And we can also get the cannon.
Wow.
So now I just seem back off because I'm like too low, but it doesn't mean I need to reset
Oh my fucking god.
So I guess Starris is just there.
Alright, so I'm going to add up the Axiomark now and then I think the next item, then it
seems relatively tanky so I think I might just go for like the full AD route here.
Jesus.
It's only an ult on them too.
Yeah, that's why this game is kind of hard, because it takes you forever to kill someone,
when they die, Zillian just rises them.
Okay, then can we fight on the sun?
I'm going to be real if we just get our objective, we might as well start on the north.
So Zillian and Nasus are both bot, which means we're guaranteed to get numbers on this play.
Because the most that they could send is Senna, Darius, Vhagar.
Sometimes with 4v3 we just play on this.
And then I would just play for our blue on the nephroids, I guess I'll try to clear the rest of my shed.
Unless I see the vagar walk up. Actually, you know what? Let me get that cannon, right?
Cams are always gonna be here, but if I can just get this here. I
Can even maybe look for the turret honestly
Nice huge help on
So now we just get the turret that's fucking insane for me huge gold swing so we get insane
vagar shut down we also get a turret and then we can also invade some camps here too.
Now I have health so if I want to play from where I could but the reason why I'm not going
to is because I think that's too greedy even this is too greedy because then we said like
10 seconds ago so you should already be halfway to here so you just got fucking
dip. Next time we're resetting for Sereldo so we need another hundred
roll for that. What's the win con?
Sometimes there is no win condition and you just see hope that the enemy team
is just fucking retarded right which can always be the case so it's like it's
That's fun.
Wow.
But you know what, my team and I should get something here, I'm not going to complain,
That's fine.
Oh, they're all dead now.
Okay, so we get on our shoulders, and then we can start rolling towards our show, Jen.
Alright, let's see what we do, guys.
Alright, guys, listen.
I think we could actually get this shit done right now.
Low Q could actually get this shit done.
Can you make a new split Hecarim guide?
Yep, you don't see.
Oh fuck me dude wow
What a hard game
John even like what I could even make
I really have no play. I guess maybe just like set up this one.
So we'll try to play on the Raptors and afterwards we'll look on the the Krugs.
Maybe I could do some kind of like outplay with the combat heralds here.
Yeah, no we can't. We don't have any like vision sight at all.
Okay, so it looks like everyone might die mid right now.
Oh, wait a second.
Or not?
I mean, like, it was a 1 for 3.
Yeah, I don't know.
i mean like it was one for three
subbie
i probably know another game or two after this
okay so what i'll do now is i'm gonna see
can you actually bring me some favorite tiles?
I'm gonna see if I can actually look for some kind of put the herald top like a
I need to go so it is why don't go so it when they actually kill me and if they kill me then
Martin's just gone no matter what
What is going on med
Wow dude. I'm gonna be honest, but I think this game is just unrunnable.
Wait a second. Wait a second, man. I might have just fucking carried this entire game.
Hold on. Wait, guys, I'm non-cam. I just carried this entire fucking game. Hold on.
Darius's zone, zone, force, reset. We're 5v1 on down. Wait, this could actually be a win.
There's there's no one's five you one
You know the worst part about having 30 second delays is that it's like I'm looking back
in time to a time 30 seconds ago where I was hopeful and then it's like I just didn't know
that all my hopes just got dashed and everything is just fucking horrible you know what I mean
and I just didn't know that it's like it's coming.
I just know that moment where my face just falls, it's going to happen, you know what I mean?
Like I just seem to know it's happening.
I mean, we really can't do check-ins and asses on.
Those are just a bottom line. Our comp isn't geared to dealing with him.
We have a burst major tank.
Even if I build Bruce, it wouldn't make a difference.
I know we also have an ADC that's just like a front damage
He gets four items he runs over us. It's just over
Can win I mean, I'll still give it a roll. We'll still give it a all but it's just like I
Don't know what's happening
Okay, so anyone that we can just like randomly 5v5 and brute force met and hope for the
best.
Oh god, I'm dead.
Wow, that's unlucky.
That is unlucky.
I'm going to go.
Oh, this is what it is, I guess.
Oh my fucking god.
All right
It's fine listen sometimes you're just gonna have rough games
Sometimes you're just gonna have rough games and check to do my have gaps your entire team. Yeah
Was your team subhuman or was it just some lucky
Well, early game they were subhuman, later on in the game they're subbed, I'm lucky though.
I have something about it.
So there's one of those.
Because like early game they just didn't do anything with their lead,
and the enemy team is going to outscale us because they walked in perma scalars, right?
That's kind of like the issue, it's kind of like, imagine you're trying to disarm a bomb,
right?
And then for the first 15 minutes of the 16 minute timer, the bomb diffusel squad does
nothing.
Right?
Let's see what it is.
And I just had them, that's a welcome.
Thank you.
One of my viewers just said check DM and when I check DM, they send me a tweet from XQC an hour ago.
That guy is delusional.
Bro, he thinks I'm calling up Jynxie off stream like Jynxie.
Today what we're going to do is we're going to do a skit calling out XQC.
Holy shit.
extend them in the famo again, thank you
guys, this is enough, okay?
this is a good game for a hakrem, so you can genuinely 1v9 this one
Excuse me likes you. Yeah, I think so too. It's like you know when your dad gives you
dating advice in high school and he's like if a girl like always calls you a fucking
loser then I mean she actually likes you. I think it's the same thing with like me and
excuse me. It's like deep down like as a soft spot for me. That's why every time my name
comes up he just always sits there. He calls me a fucking dog shit piece of shit one trick
that should go die. And I'll probably see them in the primal come. Thank you.
Alright so now we're going to play for the board on blue and then we're going to talk
about folk there okay so we're gonna do screenplay for the the FC guys the
fucking folk there this is your 100th game for the coachless challenge
Wow, under the game and we're up like what, fucking five wins?
Cheers.
Have I ever played a hundred games?
What the fuck?
It doesn't even feel like it.
Alright, so now we're going to do this, we're going to look for the top to bottom foca
market.
but this game is gonna be really fun because we're playing Assassin's
Hacker McGinnis three squishies right and no real hard CC that's like
undodgeable like there are many like point-and-click undodgeable CC so it's
your
And I phoned you then for a month on that, thank you.
I can't believe what just happened.
Alright guys, bought to the top folk here I guess, it is what it is.
This is fucking real.
you
Abandon and go next accounts for fun.
uhhhhhhhh, wow.
And uh, Jagdman first 9 months on Mac.
Thank you.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, like, I'm literally just trying everything I can to hold it in.
Y'know what I mean?
Okay, so now we're just going to play for the, um, May Bot Crab.
Could it work?
Alright, we'll look on the grump and then afterwards we'll see if we can play on something
but maybe like dragon even, I don't know.
But like I do this just like what a fucking game bro.
Nice
Okay guys do not push bot we have numbers advantage right now
Because our mid laner got a kill that means if we collapse on them on the dragon
It's genuinely a winning play like this is so good for us
Please tell me you guys see this too
You know, it's insane, but like almost every game I play, I have a
my support on my block list. I don't even know what the fuck is going on, but it's like,
and a lot of the games I play my support is generally just always on my block list. That's
what I can't even read as much as it is.
like he has flashed it like and the general found the problem welcome thank you
Oh, thank you very much, I'll see you in the next video.
I mean, why am I arguing with this guy?
I only watched replay of my second monitor too.
He walked past him and in a way if he had an easy angle to hook the Senna, he didn't
take it and then I heard he just walked back and forth until he died.
I guess I could just look for a top to bottom folk care button.
Can you lock in? Yeah, we got it. It just like, it feels like 70% of my games nowadays
are like this, but it's really just like, like this bullshit. I guess that means I should
just so you'd never be looking for any flip-fights ever, only just when what's
guaranteed and secured. But then again this game I got level 1 invaded right
and she stole my red level 1, like what am I supposed to do if that happens? I'm
supposed to just like knock at the red soul level 1, but the second I get soul
level 1 it's just over.
You
Hey, what's going on?
Port him if he gets bad and it's a win. Sure, actually.
You know, maybe we can actually find and kill top lane here.
Hold on.
I'm gonna use this rounder.
Like it, like it.
alright guys like these last two games have genuinely just been such sad fucking
games bro like it's so like fucking me you know what I mean
it's literally just like fucking me dude
Don't let it get to you.
It's just like, let's say in a day I play like 15 games, right?
It's not a joke when I say like 12 of them look like this.
Literally, like I'm not even controlling you.
like you guys saw whatever I'll be back
you
All right, so.
I'm the bright side meaning I'm often.
The game might be winnable, listen I'm all for optimism, but this is not the game.
All right.
All right, guys
I have good news for you
I've good news for you guys
The good news is, genuinely when I say this, that we just had the two shittiest games ever,
at least like some of the shittiest, but, but, but, right?
Now we're going to get a good win. So it should be Chung.
It's just wild.
Alright guys, so Chung, do you guys want to see?
They banned my hacker, but do you guys want to see?
I would be running here. Redemption Arc, yeah. I might actually do a Master Yi game, no bullshit.
And uh, zombie town primalcom. Thank you. Like I'm not kidding, I genuinely think it's
It's going to be a really, really, really good game for Mastery here.
You guys want to see a Yi game?
Zan?
I mean, I'm feeling the Yi.
Lok, here, I'm feeling the Yi.
Is that K9? I don't know, I just trust me.
Go Rengar, like the good old days?
Yeah, but they dropped it, no CC, like it should just be super free.
You need to run in this game? No, you actually will.
Like now I'm bolstering, it's actually going to be a freebie for us here.
Okay, this lock-in is a big answer for me.
Oh no, this game is actually a really good game.
Like now I'm kidding, it's actually like a, it's actually a really good game for us.
He has bad charm now and things so the only charm it's like it's like not that great
verse to call you a braum but in general it's so again.
Alright, let's do it guys.
Let's go.
So I want this guy's dad just turned into your ship for the first time
No, he's my third cousin
All right, let's go
Okay, should be free. Go focus, Mastery, and now we're good.
I'm talking to the on-air boat, it goes crazy in this game.
How can I take you to memorize the champions? I don't know, bro.
I'm like Jen, I have no idea.
What flavor, flavor crisper is that?
That one was the old dress.
Alright, let's go.
I think when you're actually supposed to do unused you're not supposed to use your
your smite on the blue. And the reason why is because if you don't smite your blue, then
you can actually use your Q1, both the blue and the ground. So I'll show you guys how
I do that. I'm going to cut myself.
We need an autoid below 200 in the future.
Gotcha.
Well, good news is I used to learn.
All right, let's go.
Nice.
All right, so now, second point in Q,
and then we should be getting...
So now we'll do this, we'll play for the red
and then after the red we'll look on the crugs here.
Okay, not bad.
So the nephiri gank's bad, but the thing about her gank is that she didn't full clear,
so she never took her blue buff.
Crab is going to be gone if I go for the blue, the Braum is going to rotate.
So my only possibility is just to run straight over here.
Alright, let's wait for this one.
is this guy like real?
how the fuck is the camille rotating first bro?
What the fuck are we doing?
It's fun.
This one.
I'm having games like this because they force me to improve way more than I normally would from like an actual good quality game.
Okay guys, I'm not going to mind my Mentos fight, but the thing is we need to remember
that it's not over yet.
Like as long as we have good mentality, we're going to be fine, so let's just play this
Let's show.
It's on 1v9 it actually is.
I
Hi folk, you're the same should begin
So, look on the wrappers and after the wrappers we'll save you to pay on the Krugs.
nice. Alright we're in a super good spot now.
Okay not bad.
So our flash is up here but I think Topcrab is on that spot. Yeah it's not
about one so just run through I'm gonna pick my support to come up though
and now i have reset, let me get first shot, thank you
alright guys, just something in this one's winnable yes or no
Is it gonna be a comeback for the ages or is it just fucked up? What are we thinking?
You know what, then if he doesn't have ultimate and bait or top slide here, so this guy is
called playing emotionally.
That's when you go for a play that, like genuinely just shouldn't work at all, but you're going
to do it because what the fuck else are you supposed to do?
We just also like
Another great quality grain
It's easy 1v9 for Dante see
Dude, I wish I could have your energy right now like I'm walking I wish I could but it's just like the amount of losses
We've had over the last few games that just went like so
It's like imagine get reincarnated as like a new baby every single day
I'm like, you go through like your entire lifespan and for like a week straight you get reincarnated
I was like a baby with norms and no legs
And it's like after the eight day you're just gonna sit there and be like, all right, you don't fuck it like just
Just putting out my fucking mess here, bro. You know what I mean like
So you're just like fuck like not another life where you have to sit there and do that shit again
I mean listen, it's a one for one, I'll fucking take it, and uh, plug name, name and prime
welcome.
Thank you.
The second way in the hour, goodnight, bye guys, I'm Tim Roshigan.
Why do you and Ty complain about teammates but you never get a five stack?
Thinking of like school, right?
When you get assigned to like a group project and you have all the special ed kids, your
teacher forces you to be a part of that team, right?
Like you couldn't choose your teammates, your teacher chose that.
It's the same with the ride mash making.
Okay, so we're going to do notes, we're going to play for the Krugs and after the Krugs
we're going to look at it on the rockers.
Okay, I didn't.
Okay, is there any chance we can maybe look on this fight here?
i think she's too fast
oh nice
yeah i'm in like
i like to do that
The iron tattoos are new
And a lot of them to get to shot. Thank you
Well now our topic is gonna
But I'd be able to maybe kill their top right here.
You know, if I could get one good trade maybe.
All right guys, do you think there's a chance to move walks here and then just east on me
and kills me?
I got a try on Ahtirah.
We'll split on all the different bubble gun machines.
I got to try and alter them.
We'll split on all the different bubble gun machines.
All right, I'll see you in a minute here.
No, it's not.
This game is on me.
I need to take accountability for this one.
Okay, so anyone that we can maybe look for a fight here?
I was going to say maybe I could book on the board play but I don't know about it.
I swear we can sell in this one like easily
So
So get a pickaxe and I'm also got a dagger nice
Nothing. Now there was a viewer name often.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the
Grand Mono, should we?
I mean, bro, this is it. Like, there's no play possible.
I can't do anything, but I can't do anything, but I can't do anything at all.
I'm just going to wait here as long as it takes until she goes in, and I'm on my way.
Flash for the Creautimization will cause this fault?
Well, it's not because of that, that the game is on its stated soon, but you're not wrong
that that didn't help. Okay, is there anything that we can actually come in here? Let's see.
you know the pressure gets better I'm telling you guys I think I'm disorient and then I
can also get the dragon which is gonna be huge because we need to deny so for gonna
want to win please tell me Camille is not coming towards drag right now I'm begging
you Camille please please please no Camille I know you want to I know you want to please
don't I'm very begging you okay nice oh for fuck's sake I mean whatever it's awesome
all the worse. I mean, pads, stop two cats, heckerman, you mean. Alright, I see you guys.
Love your content, it's good to count. Okay, I'm wondering if we could actually maybe look
Try Harold's here.
Guys I have faith in my Ezreal. Maybe I shouldn't but I genuinely do.
Oh no, I'm not furious here.
Like I thought she was gonna be alone.
Okay, so we'll play for the uh, the wall to stand after wall to look on the blue buff.
Oh, shit, wait, Aynon, dammit, the 5, appreciate it, thank you.
Okay, Aynon, listen, we're gonna hit with the crazy one now, you ready?
like we're coming back from the brink this game I'm telling you right now I
won't give up on this one
all right so the good news is we have our two items now which honestly should
again. Is there any way that we would be able to maybe fight on the Herald here? Yeah, I
I don't really want to like go crazy right now.
Like the Camilla is boblining the Mando.
It means that if you fight this, you should be able to win because the Braum is like forced off.
Wait.
So now that's it.
meditate
Maybe then appears over here
She could be on this
What game is this?
Don't ask bro.
It's gonna fucking ruin your brain.
I said you're gonna ruin your fucking brain, you're gonna have games like this and you're
just gonna want to be like bro are you fucking serious?
Alright.
All right.
How many hours would you say it would take to get a bronze if you're new?
I mean it depends, like how good are you at learning, right?
It's always like something subjective, like something that you can do it very quickly,
others it takes more time.
As long as you know what you need to work on though, that's always the biggest thing.
Last few games have been so bad, I know, dude.
That's okay.
Oh, god, it's on, okay.
I'm gonna be honest like it's just like
Come on a seven Lashig what's the next point of action be happy that you're not an A1 bro
I'm gonna ask you a take to that, yeah I already said like getting to bronze if you're new
it's like it depends on like how well you're able to learn all that kind of stuff.
Please do Guan Zhonggong, I mean like, the thing is it's not the champion that's the
issue bro, like it's really really really not.
You'll see if you are tired.
Yeah, but the tiredness isn't from me being tired, bro.
Like the tiredness is not from me being tired.
It's from me losing these like games that just feel horrible.
Type one, if you know what I mean.
Like that's unironically just what it is.
It's like when you lose those games, I just like feel like shit's just like, fuck me.
I need that Hecrim next game, yeah hopefully, hopefully.
You know what I'm saying?
I haven't played since like 2014, I don't know, I feel like I've actually been saying that
I haven't played in like many many many years and they started up again.
I'm just gonna first pick whatever.
We need a good quality game here guys.
Like now we need a good quality game, like a genuinely really good quality game.
This shit's been fucked up, dude.
We've lost, what, five in a row, four in a row?
We've lost six out of our last seven.
It's okay, we're good.
Han, let me get a bathroom.
you
you
you
All right guys, let's go, we need a good quality game now.
Oh, okay, this actually looks like a decent game for full South Synachrom.
Apart from the Camille...
Let's go...
No, no dude, no, no, no, no. If I had level 1 invaded this game.
guys, I have a bitter rage on this stream, I don't like it.
Alright, let's play with this one.
So what we're gonna do is play for the drum and then go all the way to the clogs.
It's like, it makes no fucking sense.
Excuse me.
you
I just don't understand how it can literally be like five games in a row where I just got
fucked with level 1 or level 2.
I just don't understand.
I just don't understand why this is even happening.
it's genuinely crazy normally it happens maybe what once every like 10 games and
then you're telling me out of my last like fucking six games it's like one
game that it hasn't happened like
Such a banger though, you know.
Oh my f...
So go changing Slater it up and earlier
you
You need to get hyped up.
it's like imagine you're in a war okay
and
every day you know there's gonna be a new battle
and it's like imagine
it's a medieval war where everyone has swords and bows and arrows
but imagine for one week straight
the second the battle starts and nuclear bomb just goes off on your side
and wipes out half your forces
And then it's like imagine on day eight, you're sitting there and it's like you see the nuclear bomb goes off again and you're like
You know, but it's like, how could you ever have the energy? You know what I mean?
It's like you just spend seven days watching the dead corpses of your comrades getting literally fucked in the ass by horny enemy troops, right?
And you're supposed to be on day eight and like you know, I'm like how the fuck are you supposed to do that?
And I'm probably embedded again
like I got the blue but our do this is like
I'm going to play for the rest of our bot side here.
we just look on the red into the crux and after that we should be in someone give
this guy a medal you're straight on the front lines yeah but dude it's like so
you know that I'm getting rewarded with this like PTSD every time I see the enemy
jungler in my fucking jungle of one hour you know it's gonna be horrible
all right.
let's even look on my rub
let's even look on my rub
I'm talking guys that's so
It's getting an ult on us, Zoe. Do you want to rotate?
You haven't tried turning your team yet?
Maybe I'm the problem.
I mean like I gotta be the problem, right?
Nice.
Can't wait for what's about to happen in about 5 seconds I guess right for it.
like how are any of these people even real you know I mean it's like guys do
you see what they're doing just to fuck with me like I have 30 second light and
have shumer mode on what more can I do like I like what one more can I do I have 30 signal
I'm sure I'm gonna like it, but what more can I do?
And I'm fucking good.
And, uh, welcome, thank you.
do five minutes away I'm not leaving this lane until I get a gank bot lane forever
yeah we want to bash my head against the fucking wall I'm not even kidding it's like
So I can play for a Scuttlecrab because if I do,
The enemy bot is there
Prediction
I was going to say prediction the enemy jungler is invading on my top side, but we're lucky enough that they took the dragon nice
And uh, moonfeather, that's all welcome. Thank you
well the good news is I just got a entire enemy topside here so I could actually like
write the xpgap a little bit
since no gank i will remain in vile until the end of the game
I would tell my type of like a retailer makes me feel a bit better so let's just keep doing
that.
Like imagine I'm tilted this relative and then I just type what I typed you know I mean
like the thing is I get fixed as my mental because I know that now he's more pissed off
than me.
Alright, let's wait for...
Nice.
well this one's like an esad
the fuck does this guy want me to do bro what
Did you know what it feels like?
It feels like you're sitting there
and you're starting a relay race, right?
And then everybody sees that at the start of the relay race,
a crazed home, wait, give me a second, give me a second,
give me a second, give me a second, give me a second.
Guys, it's like imagine I'm sitting there
and I'm running a relay race, right?
And I have five people including me on my relay team.
And then it's like everybody can clearly see
that the start of the relay race,
homeless man right high on fentanyl runs at me with a knife and cuts both my
legs off I'm like this and then it's like I sit there right and I'm like huh
okay and then everybody that's on my relay team is like dude this guy's a
shitty fucking runner and he's letting us down but it's like how the fuck am I
supposed to do anything when you saw that both my legs are chopped off what the
fuck do you like what the fuck do you want me to do what the fuck do you want
me to do
like whatever I'll just fucking type like a retard sure is dude like maybe I
can make them have a worse day than me that's not a wrong thing the only one
They can have all the traits, not moving,
like he's serious too he he's like legit serious we just got two kills
all he has to do is fuck lucky he's like he's genuinely serious
like this is under one of the only way I can keep my mental knowing that there's like a
1% chance of this while studying to start getting pissed off is the only thing that actually
makes me feel like that.
tunnel.
Alright, typing this face is unironically non-telted by the way. I'm feeling so much better.
I'm sorry, I should slide again, okay, we're good now, nice.
and uh... testified that the prime and uh... nico there in the months on that
the rejoining of uh...
i
things so i think so i'd like to look around for them
Oh my god.
Dude, it's like if I cancel it, I can't get un-tilted by like dropping kills.
I can just type cancer.
They are not getting mad at all anymore.
I'm ironically fucking chillin'.
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm just saying I'm thinking possibly contact like lose the game
Nice cool. Yeah, bro
Like you guys understand that this guy's legit just like so and in bot right like he he was serious like he's a jet
Never gonna leave bought I'm not like saying that's a classic
As I have a cartel member breaks into your house, chops both your arms off of the shoulder,
and then you run into the room and you start screaming, babe, call the ambulance, and your
wife says, nope, not until you've finished cleaning the dishes.
Yeah.
And then as you're bleeding out, you're like, dude, please call the ambulance.
Like, I can still live.
I patched up and just like, whoa, are the dishes clean?
And you're like, dude, like, you know, I like it.
It's legit crazy.
Like, this is legit crazy.
Like, it's legit fucking crazy.
Oh, wait, I thought I was gonna run into a share, oops.
Well, that's actually my bad, I don't think I'd be running in through that direction.
Damn, that's actually my fault.
We probably could have won that teamfight if I went to my auto path in there.
You know what's when you're slouched bro if you saw the way these first couple games have gone
Like today was off to such a good so we're happy to ground master and then I was just like the five games have doomed back to back
I guess you can just play for the top side here.
Moki, can I actually put on something mid here?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I was going to play solo queue, because I think next game is going to be better.
Report jungle sup.
Nice.
I'm on the obvious stream sniper typing, is this Huck from Troll?
Yeah, it's Imanchi1aGamer, my rel is literally one chart of...
I recorded this, enjoy the ban y'all!
Dude, it is literally the same people every game.
Game and Sarkin.
What the fuck?
Go to sleep now, we're doing one last game.
I refuse to not have a good quality game here.
When you're done not on a good quality game.
So Chad, one of you guys want to know an actual tip for League of Legends.
You guys want an actual tip?
So here's the tip for League of Legends, okay?
Right now we're five wins and nine losses on the day, right?
Five wins and nine losses, right?
But if we go on another account, okay?
we win one game then we're actually up on the day so literally all we have to do
here right is win one game on this account that's it and as long as we
win one game we're up on the fucking day and it was a worth day you see it's
It's legit about mindgaming this shit.
Like that's it what it is.
So now we get a heck of a game in
and we're literally chilling.
The forbidden account swap loophole, yeah.
Alright, let's ban, uh, I think I'm just gonna ban kinshore every game, okay.
I've had psychology PDHG, but I'm talking about like it's literally a fucking like mental trick
I'm just from on these diamonds. I mean it's borderline the same rank as like everything else
I'm sitting up until you get off or listen we're getting off when we win a game
You have to play base sacrum if you want to win these days. Let's do it skin time on this account
Well, we did an Arcana game, okay, I'm kind of feeling Arcana am I crazy for them
15 accounts later now but the thing is like listen this account I'm motivated to try hard
on because it's low game counts with a high win rate right so if we try them we gather
crazy one right to child it's gonna look sick you see what I mean
I'm also saying after you get off to you ninja
Alright, well we're playing the same like MMR's on normal ones, so...
Alright guys, let's get it done now.
We lowkey need to get it done now.
Honestly, I'm not in for this song, let's go.
Wait chat time, I want to hear something fucked up.
The reason why I kept getting the same people in my last game on my other account was actually
because there was a patch that Riot didn't tell anybody about.
So as a result, the only people that you can queue with are the people that are on the
same patch line as you write.
So we're legitimately setting our queueing with the same people every single game.
Fuck.
And it's like three of them are on my block list.
So here, you know it's gonna be a bang or a nut happens.
It's like when you're on your block list, you know it's going to be a fucking crazy one.
Everyone knows this when you're actually diamond?
Well right now the count is down to 75, so if you win this one, I don't know how much
up you were going to get actually, probably it's just going to be like plus 20.
So we're going to have to win like six games, just a headmaster's 0-P.
So I know what your question is, well if you have to win six games, why not just play six
like your other accounts I can't do like I'm too mentally fucked on that account
I guess it'd be in
all right so now we're gonna do some play for the the crumb to Krugs and we
should be in
Alright, so now we're just going to play for the rest of our clear, and then after our
clear we can maybe look on the crab here.
Alright, let's see what we got.
Okay, so the good news is we should be able to get on the crab earlier, bad news is look
at our ball wave state, look at our mid wave state.
So losing both side lanes, so should we fight crab?
Am I still going to do it?
Yeah, I am.
Yeah, we're going to force the 3-3 here.
Lock it.
Swing level 3 is like dog shit on her.
We're fighting this.
Small to early game isn't that great, but it only matters.
Alright, well there we go, two kills secured, nice.
Secured nice guys. I'm telling you maybe our other countless is the legit just cursed
What do you guys think you guys am skit so first thing that or am I serious like the other account was just cursed I?
Sort of got other countless of digits cursed
All right nice
Okay, so her raptors are respawning and I'm gonna have a lot of light banters, so let
me actually go for her, and then data care.
What?
Okay, anyways, we just got our raptor sound, then I'll clear it towards my top sound,
sure again. That's a bit shitty. I wasn't expecting the Lillios Raptors to already be
gone. There might be a chance you actually saw another Raptors on. It's self-mental,
account in the Dantas, sure, we'll get you there.
Alright guys, listen, our gangplank has alt.
I mean that's genuinely just sad like
it's one of those cases where I say no one's fault like it's somebody's fault
it's a jiu-jitsu side, like i'm not wrong, it's a jiu-jitsu side
alright let's go sir
i'm in the jingxi tournament, i think so, maybe
Alright, so now we're going to get this and then we should be good.
Nice, very good.
We're going to have to get to the scribe here.
Now the risk is that Lillia comes and she's going to be level 6 so she can ult me.
But normally Hakrim actually counters Lillia because if she ults me then I can ult through
her ult and cancel the substastans.
But the problem is that if my ult is on then I can't actually get the end self level.
blizzards are probably just going to want to play for the clear. Not really much else, so we can be sure.
Alright, so now we just play for the top side, and then afterwards we can reset and look on the red.
So this is just going to be like, Wolfson to Gromp Blue, and then afterwards we can look on the Grubs.
cool, so all of us walking up, guess what that means
why did my bread get taken, what, why did my bread get taken
So Keanu was asking walking towards over here so I'm going to assume that Lilia is invading
my red with Keanu.
So as a result we have a few options.
One is Gang Top, two is Gang Mid, three is Trident Bay Topside.
Top Gang could work.
Nope.
Alright, Topside invaded us.
What's these spots of play for a beginner?
Well, I've been teaching Jinx to jungle, and he's been enjoying it a lot.
The real answer is just whatever you think you would enjoy the most is what you should
always be playing in this game.
Oh my god, wow.
Okay, the misages, I'll play the fuck out of them.
So now we're going to be drawing bot a little bit because I want to see if the enemy bot
is staying.
and I can just use my ghost ultimate and get the double kill.
So I'm going to use these mini-crugs alive long enough until my Q-socks are about to
untick.
Oh, wait, red is up.
What the fuck?
Wait, what?
Okay, so now we're going to just look for the red and then afterwards we're going to
look for the left person.
how do you counter viego?
why not to give him resets?
it's like a really strong champ though so it's kind of hard to
okay so now we've finished up the walls so we can also look on the gromp and play on the uh...
on the scar grab
I'm just going to go top here low.
Nice.
Perfect.
And then we'll do one more security steal to my minions.
Because the thing is that as hecarim it's really nice when you go for ganks, like that
in the middle of a wave.
But if you spam your Q your teammates like, oh shucks.
It sucks that he accidentally took my wave.
Yeah.
It sucks that he accidentally took my wave.
Yeah, but it was a fucking accident, I promise.
I mean, like...
You got an ult top?
Got an ult top.
And then we can just have this wave and we should be good.
So now let's check over here and see if there's any camps up.
So the reason why I used my Oracle answers is because if the camps were up it would have
shown me a shadow.
So since I see no shadow I know that nothing is up here so I'll just reset the Android.
And I'm just going to try and welcome them.
Thank you.
Hate from Tampon Springs.
It's good buddy.
So now we're going to just play for the crotch.
So now we're going to play for the Krugs, and then after Krugs we're going to see if we look for a bot gank here.
3 2 stacks off the Krugs should be a free opportunity.
You want to stop for a bot? If you can. Huge.
So now she's going to walk all the way back, so I'm going to come all the way around.
She had to choose.
I saw that she dies to me and she dies to Gangplank.
She thought my Gangplank was the worst player, so she chose him.
And sorry, I'm so welcome. Thank you.
And I saw that she was so powerful and so welcome. Thank you.
There's no game audio. Yeah, it distracts me from the music, so I don't like it.
So now we're going to do something and play for the dragon.
I know we're going to watch our fight.
Oh, okay, I'll shake flash on me.
I shouldn't have walked back in there.
Like there's always been for me to limit test a fight like that, because at the end of this
game it should be one anyways.
So limit testing a fight where I have the potential of dying is just not a good habit
to perform.
So that was my fault.
You would love risk?
Yeah, I already do, bro.
Risk is the most fun shit ever.
You're not trying to play the same character?
It's like asking a professional athlete do not get tired of playing the same sport, right?
It gets to a point where it's not about the actual character and it's more about the fact
that you can sit there and go fucking crazy, you know what I mean?
you learn the ins and outs you can do like insane shit all that kind of stuff.
Alright, so would I be able to make a gank work here?
Nice!
So now we see that her top side's up so I'm just going to check top while I do this.
So if he's low, I'm going to run under the assumption that she is too.
So if I find her, she's going to be free kill.
And there we go.
I don't want to take this commonly.
A lot of paths don't go, so I'll just fight this guy then.
So now all we can do is we can just play on the rev start,
and then we should get him.
So now we just play for the Rift Helm and not for the Re-Summit for some kind of play
ball.
Very nice.
All right.
very nice. Alright, so now let's get our Axiomark and then next time we'll make a Chojun.
As a pro athlete, I'm not going to have to say that it's false, I don't want to touch
a basketball sometimes well yeah you're proving my point because if you don't
want to touch a basketball then why do you do it it's for the competition
nice no bad and we gained 26 LP for that all right guys listen I would love to
run it up on a second game here and trust me like I really would like
genuinely like right now I'm not in king when I say I want to show you it's like
point of money for you guys um the reason why I won't though is because I have
YouTube stuff to record fuck so you're like homework dude so you're like homework
fuck fucking YouTube why the fuck do I have to have YouTube channels goddammit
alright but anyways yeah so I have to record some stuff for YouTube so
unfortunately I'm gonna have to go offline good news is so good news is that
I genuinely feel a remotivated plan so tomorrow what's gonna happen is we're
going to run it up on this account so we are going to play on the don't test
arise account again and we're gonna go crazy on it okay so starting tomorrow
it's gonna be insane we're gonna be doing a crazy one-way to challenger we're
gonna be having prime mental every game for all the viewers that has to be
exposed to me being pissed off while I lost five straight I'm sorry okay I'm
really really really really really sorry I'm gonna try to learn how to like
better my mental so I don't have like a bad attitude and I don't have to like
sit there and just fucking like be pissed off you know because like it's not a
good experience right but I think with this account that's gonna fix itself
because if I sit there and I have any counts of protect it's chill it's kind
of like you can't like a relationship right if you have this girl that you're
with you guys are dating you've been dating for six months and she's like
this perfect girl for you she does everything they could ever ask for
from like your partner she loves you she cares for you she holds your head and
like rubs your hair and tells you it's all gonna be okay you know and she's
like loyal to you she she shows you everyday just how much you mean to her
you're gonna really want to give her your everything right but then if you
have another girl that smells like shit she cheats on you she's 800 pounds and
then she fucks you like your fucking grandfather in front of you right and
then she's just fucking like pissing in your face while you sleep and fucking
rubbing her slimy aids mucus that's emanating from her vagina because your
grandad had an STD right on your mouth while you're like asleep you're
probably not going to care as much about that girl right and it's the same
thing when it comes like league games right where if you sit there and you
have this account that you cherish that you're like you know what I really like
I go crazy on this account I have a good win rate I have good KDAs like I feel
motivated you're gonna give those games a hundred and twenty percent energy but
when you have an account that's like 800 games hard stuck you're just going to sit there and every
game is a drop in the bucket right so the good news is that we won't rush and we saw reset we're
going to be good so tomorrow is going to be a fucking banger but for all the followers that I'm
for watching thank you uh subs give subs resubs thank you guys all so much for everything today uh
for all you guys choosing to spend your day with me let me know i really do appreciate it we're
We're going to be live again earlier tomorrow as well, so tomorrow should be a juicer and yeah, it'll be a lot of fun, but