THE RETURN OF ASSASSIN HECARIM - JYNXZI COACHING LATER - !challenge

Dantes

05-05-2026 · 10h 01m

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[00:02:30] All righty, how are we doing?

[00:02:54] What is good, guys?

[00:02:55] Jinx the hardstyle and darn. Alright guys, who's right for another good day of league?

[00:03:01] Okay, so listen up. Today the plan. We talked about it at the end of last stream.

[00:03:08] But we're on another account right now that's playing in the same MMR.

[00:03:13] So it's also like D1 Masters, but it's like a 70 per summary to count.

[00:03:17] So because of that, we're going to be more motivated to actually try hard on this.

[00:03:22] Because the thing is that we had to Nancy motivate ourselves to actually play it hard as fuck

[00:03:29] So that's why now we're gonna go and crazy on this one. Let me tell you a little bit of caffeine

[00:03:33] All right now rain check. How's everybody doing today? 1 to 10. How's your day going so far?

[00:03:40] Let's get better is this guy good at this game. I'd say I'm okay. It's okay. It's good Jeff and

[00:03:45] And I see them from what government's good lined in how Alex have I done an AI replace him? No

[00:03:53] Don't worry about Bob

[00:03:55] We're still ready for bro

[00:03:59] So ready and waiting

[00:04:02] Yo Jinxie's friend is live. Okay, bro. Okay, bro. I'm my own person, too

[00:04:09] You see, Jinxz did 500 damage in a 30 minute game.

[00:04:16] I saw that he made a tweet that apparently he got a warning from Riot saying that they

[00:04:22] think he's intentionally griefing games.

[00:04:25] And then when I looked...

[00:04:26] Oh my god.

[00:04:27] Oh wow.

[00:04:28] Okay.

[00:04:29] I don't know if I can have in this game.

[00:04:35] He must have been getting like invaded by the one or something, should?

[00:04:39] All right, let's get over here to Tiger

[00:04:43] To P8, I'm gonna get gold so I can win six hundred dollars. I got you buddy. So this I'm gonna help you okay

[00:04:51] Why do I have a challenge of playing my team with that username?

[00:04:55] Wait, you guys are never gonna imagine what my guys if you had to guess what my ADC's username is this game

[00:05:02] What would you guess like?

[00:05:04] five

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[00:05:07] Two one

[00:05:12] Horny girl Wow, you already know that's a 40 year old full-grown man behind the fucking screen

[00:05:21] All right, let's do that

[00:05:23] But listen I'll help you get gold buddy and the way that we're gonna do it is we're gonna

[00:05:26] See how I give you the most informative game of your fucking life

[00:05:29] Then we got to tell James to buy the gacha skin today low-key yes

[00:05:36] Need to have a self-deal key with his brother lobbyist our silver four off-stream

[00:05:39] I mean, I don't mean killing with his brother is bad like he's at peace having fun with it. That's what matters

[00:05:46] But I'll probably tell him that like maybe it would be worth it if they did like so play like normal, you know

[00:05:54] All right, let's do it guys

[00:05:56] So we're gonna do shows we're gonna play for the talks about folk there

[00:06:02] When you get this shit going crazy right now guys we needed

[00:06:06] Perfect gameplay perfect mentality perfect mindset perfect fucking vibes. Let's go

[00:06:17] Okay, so now we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the red buff and

[00:06:21] Then after the red buff we're gonna look on the the rest of clear

[00:06:26] Okay, so we play on the Krugs and afterwards, the rest of the clear, we should be getting.

[00:06:38] Okay, this is very good.

[00:06:42] So so far, everything is looking decent, guys.

[00:06:44] We're in a good state.

[00:06:46] Do you think Jinx has fun when he goes to 0-9?

[00:06:54] It's not about how hard you get knocked down, it's about how hard you get while you get

[00:07:00] knocked down.

[00:07:01] Does that make sense?

[00:07:02] You just have to learn to enjoy the experience.

[00:07:05] Try the league shorts, really, I'll check it after, I'll check it after.

[00:07:10] No, I've been really overloaded recently, I'm going to be honest with you guys.

[00:07:15] My entire days, nowadays it's like jam packed, I'm telling you it gets a little moment in

[00:07:19] your bed.

[00:07:20] When you can be on the T1 all-stars again, whenever Tyler wants me, but only Tyler wants to run the all-stars because he knows I'm just going to destroy the competition.

[00:07:28] He's like, T1 knows that if he brags fucking donkey in there, like, it's going to be a fucking wash. It's going to be a fucking wash with everyone.

[00:07:38] Okay, so now we're going to do this. We're going to look for the finishing the grump and then afterwards the blue.

[00:07:45] Alright, so now we need to get the blue, and then after the blue we need to get the crab

[00:07:55] here.

[00:07:56] It could be a double crab angle because Gragas is coming towards bot.

[00:08:01] Okay, so now we get the crab, and I get the second crab too.

[00:08:10] I'm telling you guys to A, listen, double crab, we take those.

[00:08:15] I love that my support is with me right now. That's actually the best thing

[00:08:22] Is he on it, I think he's on it

[00:08:28] How the fuck did he get here in time wow wait to be clear towards that's crazy I

[00:08:36] Don't like this actually I'd rather just recall

[00:08:38] No, I'm gonna be honest. No, he actually cleared upwards. He cleared upwards. So I was wrong

[00:08:48] You're cocked in and locked in we are right now, but I'm telling you right now. We're ready for fucking action right for fucking war

[00:08:55] Just got to get the top to bottom clear going on. We're chillin

[00:09:08] Okay, so now we just look for the top-to-bott folk there. We look on the dragon and we should be good

[00:09:13] But I'm telling you guys this game. It's free as fuck literally free as fuck

[00:09:30] Okay, so now it's gonna be rappers and after rafters we're gonna look for the wolves into the the gromp here

[00:09:38] Okay, so now we just play on this shit and we should be good.

[00:09:58] I'm located down to actually play on the gromp here.

[00:10:04] And I have my open prom welcome.

[00:10:05] Thank you.

[00:10:06] Mentally challenged? Well, let me ask you a question. Would a mentally challenged person listen to this?

[00:10:13] Just ask yourself that and depending on the answer does your fucking answer, bro

[00:10:21] All right, so see guys we go lock in we go to lock the fuck up right now

[00:10:24] Let's go so I'm going to drag you down in an effort 30 seconds until the crab is up. So you just want this I

[00:10:32] Mean like 20 seconds on the crab it should be free should be free

[00:10:36] Now the only risk here is out of, oh if I get a collapse on it's fucked.

[00:10:44] I need my team up to me, I need my team up to me, oh no, I'm done.

[00:10:55] Please don't let him seal it, just don't let him seal it, please fuck!

[00:11:03] Well, he fucking saw it.

[00:11:11] Is there anyone that we can actually get on this here though?

[00:11:17] It's 600 smite damage.

[00:11:21] Oh no, he had sex.

[00:11:28] We can't fight the status when it does.

[00:11:35] Alright, we need to get it done.

[00:11:45] Talking about full clear, we got it done, guys.

[00:11:51] We can all boost up the song in our ears right now.

[00:11:57] I don't know what the fuck is going on, but with the vibes are peak, that's all it matters

[00:12:02] bro.

[00:12:03] And then it doesn't matter what happens, it's about how you feel about what's happening,

[00:12:07] remember that.

[00:12:08] Like you could be getting your arms and legs cut off, but as long as you're sitting there

[00:12:13] and your dick is hard, it's a good experience, does that make sense?

[00:12:17] Remember that.

[00:12:18] Alright, we need to have a full clear now.

[00:12:25] Alright, so now we're going to look for the wrappers, we play all in the rest of our boss

[00:12:32] and we're getting...

[00:12:33] Nah, we need some hard shit, no hard tech, no hard tech.

[00:12:39] I want some crazy stuff.

[00:12:44] So the thing about this game and the only kind of shitty thing is that we're gonna have to play to scale here for sure

[00:12:56] Like I don't know I'm gonna be able to actually like a completely like fucking shit something

[00:13:05] I just use the bathroom up on myself is that alpha shit no

[00:13:09] We all first make their mother wipe their ass until the 35 years old

[00:13:14] Because why the fuck would you do something yourself? You can get someone else to do it for you. Remember that.

[00:13:25] Okay, we could a little keep play for this here. Team rotate, rotate please, please.

[00:13:32] Q-Socks? Q-Socks?

[00:13:44] Nice. You guys notice how I ulted through his ult so that he didn't see see me? That's

[00:13:53] what it's all about, baby. Alright, now we should play on this here. The only issue of

[00:13:58] playing on this though is that Talon comes, I'm fucked. So, can you hope for the best

[00:14:02] here? I'm name out shimming how much our view bots. You don't have to ask some of the just

[00:14:10] chatting shimmers believe it or not I've never actually bought viewbots before

[00:14:15] although I do think that puts me at a disadvantage which is crazy to think

[00:14:18] like nowadays if you're not viewbotting you're unironically just behind it's

[00:14:22] really cancer but it's what it is

[00:14:34] oh wait guys I need to tell you guys something funny story about me wiping my

[00:14:39] my ass. My viewer just remembered. So, I didn't actually know how to, and this is a true story,

[00:14:44] I didn't know how to wipe my ass until I was about eight years old. So, as a result, when I used to

[00:14:49] go over to my friend's house, I used to wipe my fucking ass, dude. I'm not even kidding. But I

[00:15:01] knew how to use the toilet, but I didn't understand how to do it. I also didn't know how to tie my

[00:15:06] shoes I was 14 bro like genuinely I did not tell my shoes until I was 14 so

[00:15:12] I'll use Velcro even to this day like when I'm out in public sometimes my mom

[00:15:17] still ties my shoes for me but like with her or my wife does like I just CBA it

[00:15:22] it's so much effort and energy

[00:15:26] that's a way maybe it's true right sometimes you tie my shoes because I

[00:15:30] I'm like too lazy to right yep

[00:15:35] All right, let's do guys when you play for the grump

[00:15:44] So now we need to play on the on the giant here, it's getting out of you

[00:15:56] Okay, so now we're gonna have to do this we're gonna have to play on this dragon

[00:16:00] Okay guys, this needs to be a good fight.

[00:16:08] We need our team with us.

[00:16:10] Dude, it's about to be a fucking battle.

[00:16:12] Fuck it, we're going in.

[00:16:20] I

[00:16:31] Didn't have money for two

[00:16:36] Come on is here you got this bro, you got it he doesn't got it fuck me

[00:16:41] All right, so now we're gonna have to play on this crab out of base.

[00:16:59] It just sucks that we lost to dragon again now.

[00:17:11] Okay, so now we're gonna have to look on this.

[00:17:18] Can we check this over here?

[00:17:19] He should be on his blue buff.

[00:17:23] What?

[00:17:24] Wait, I think he might have invaded my red.

[00:17:29] Wait, did he?

[00:17:31] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:17:32] Did this motherfucker invade my red?

[00:17:37] I think he did.

[00:17:39] What? Oh there he is. My fucking rapid, my wall is now cocksucker. Nice, very good.

[00:17:50] We don't have to play for the other talks about clear share. You have to win this game for

[00:18:00] Jinxie you're his teacher? True. Genuinely true. How the fuck can a teacher sit there

[00:18:10] and not serve as a model example for a student? It's like I need to act in a way that I need

[00:18:17] Jinxie to act in as a perfect league player. I need two guys. So how many of my teammates

[00:18:26] you guys say I should tell to kill them subs this game I'm getting I had anyways

[00:18:30] we play for the rappers and then bot side clip we look on the bot gang like I'm

[00:18:34] telling you guys it's getting summer right now Loki it's fucking getting

[00:18:38] summer right now like it's going fucking sicko dicko mode right now

[00:18:45] I mean, this just fucking sucks, like, even if my midlaner sucks, I am the strongest warrior

[00:19:15] Let's go meet me at the bottom field talk to me

[00:19:23] We need we need a fucking juicer in our airs guys

[00:19:25] That's the only way for us to get it done right now like without a fucking juicer

[00:19:28] It's like what the fuck is even the points

[00:19:34] Do you think jing see can be hyal one day definitely just depends on how many games he ends up playing

[00:19:45] That's one give me two give me two fuck anytime my teammate gets a kill it's like nothing

[00:20:35] Let's go, it's time to get done guys, I'm the dragon right now, the dragon might fucking

[00:20:43] nuts all over the enemy team's face, we need to do it.

[00:20:49] I don't think there's any way for us to win fights right now unfortunately, but there's

[00:20:58] there's always a fucking chance isn't there?

[00:21:02] being a moment like this now

[00:21:05] i'll be a son and she

[00:21:08] NICE! WAIT! NUMBERS ADVANTEGE!

[00:21:13] did greg assault? that's huge, that's huge, fight this

[00:21:28] perfect dodge the alt we're good we're in fucking business now no we're back in

[00:21:34] business let's go on the Chanel the midlaner is gonna be back I like this

[00:21:51] it's our anyway that we can get our top in your teleport to he's fucking dying

[00:21:56] He's fucking dying

[00:22:04] Wait a second

[00:22:07] Nice, okay, that's one. I need this might

[00:22:13] Nice that's one

[00:22:22] That's

[00:22:26] As here fucking go. There's always a fucking chance. I'm telling you guys we're good

[00:22:36] Let's go

[00:22:39] We got to get the arc right now guys we need the fucking art you understand

[00:22:46] But what we really need right now is some other fucking music

[00:22:49] your body is a conduit of the music so that's why it's like the louder it is the more up

[00:22:56] tempo it is the more the more you're fucking feeling the emotion the better I don't like

[00:23:08] the idea of diving this action

[00:23:15] be like I am you man

[00:23:34] very fucking go let's go

[00:23:37] it's where it all begins baby it's where the fuck it all begins you understand

[00:23:40] I need to show Jin see this song oh my god how did I forget about this song everyone listen

[00:24:00] Oh my god, how the fuck could I have ever forgotten about this song?

[00:24:09] Alright, let's go.

[00:24:18] Watch it Tom, focus, we play on the band, let's do it.

[00:24:21] I need to know what you mean, it's not a reality.

[00:24:28] Let's go guys, we need to get the fuck done right now.

[00:24:35] Top side clear, we put on the fucking crab, we need to do it right now.

[00:24:45] It's like the galloping of a fucking horse in our ears right now.

[00:25:01] Do you guys feel that?

[00:25:03] We're in the fucking Wild West now!

[00:25:08] Let's go on the crab.

[00:25:15] That's one.

[00:25:22] That's two.

[00:25:29] Let's do a nice fucking done baby let's go yes fuck

[00:25:44] And just the body, the brain controls pain.

[00:26:02] It's where it all began, guys!

[00:26:28] Let's go.

[00:26:35] Why is your god that nice?

[00:27:20] No, no.

[00:27:50] I

[00:28:00] Paranoia

[00:28:03] Fucking banger. What song is that? I got you guys

[00:28:06] This is one of the greatest hardcore songs of all time

[00:28:09] Truths and denials 6 one of the greatest

[00:28:13] We need another good song though

[00:28:20] Give me the rumbling. Give me the rumbling. Give me the rumbling. Give me the rumbling.

[00:28:26] Give me the rumbling.

[00:28:31] Give me the fucking rumbling.

[00:28:44] Okay, so we need to play for the Krugs and after Krugs we need to see if we look for some med here.

[00:28:50] If I lose that all, I'll lose that all, lose that all.

[00:29:07] I really want to play through mid, but the problem is that there is similarly an angle.

[00:29:33] Zinzal killed top, Zinzal killed top that's good, Zinzal killing top and now we're guaranteeing

[00:29:50] numbers advantage because they're going to have to send somebody to deal with them.

[00:29:56] Give me a few stacks off this boy, I need it.

[00:30:14] All right, so we get the turret which is like decent and then now what I can do is I can

[00:30:30] just play for the crab and then we'll reset.

[00:30:39] So what we do now is we play for the crab and then after we reset we get our item.

[00:30:43] I need that.

[00:30:54] Let's go.

[00:30:56] Freebie now.

[00:31:13] We need to play out my songs, come on.

[00:31:43] I'm gonna be honest guys it's looking good for us right now I think we just burned just

[00:32:04] friend just fine I said like three seconds it's free

[00:32:13] now every behind and then they get so it's fucked when you play solve

[00:32:34] We need to play on this now Okay, what we have to do now is we have to

[00:32:58] play on the baron like it needs to be done the only issue is I don't know if

[00:33:04] it's gonna be possible

[00:33:07] Wait a second

[00:33:20] This is okay

[00:33:22] What?

[00:33:36] I can't we end?

[00:33:45] Oh my god, I think we can end.

[00:33:48] We only have one minion though.

[00:33:52] Oh god we only have one fucking minion now.

[00:33:58] NO WE HAVE FOOL!

[00:34:00] Okay we're good.

[00:34:05] This isn't up.

[00:34:08] Oh my god.

[00:34:18] Nice.

[00:34:22] holy shit what a game wow what a fucking game dude

[00:34:32] heckerman is so back it goes hard doesn't it like I'm telling the lethargy

[00:34:37] build goes fucking crazy and uh sulky there once and southside there in the

[00:34:42] south of us all engine and there in the gift book dragon in the department saw and

[00:34:45] I'm crumbed out in the framework, I'm just Italian hardcore techno.

[00:34:53] I'll think about it, I'll think about it.

[00:34:59] I don't suppose the last song I watched, buddy.

[00:35:01] This is a list.

[00:35:23] So it's Power of Youth Exchangers, and we have like the Rumbling, all those ones.

[00:35:29] Yeah, I'm there with the gift and Kaiser there for three months. I'm like, thank you

[00:35:33] All right guys another game of the room. Let's go. I don't see you to play Tom and all she like oh shit

[00:35:38] You're right. Wait. No, I need to cancel a because I ordered a Tom and all she life

[00:35:43] But it's only gonna arrive in like fucking a billion years or some shit

[00:35:49] Not yet shipped

[00:35:51] It's arriving May 30th, I should tell me to cancel this, viewer added order, cancel.

[00:36:07] There we go.

[00:36:14] Okay.

[00:36:16] Let's get Boog

[00:36:18] Why they got in Kindred because it's broken as fuck, that's why

[00:36:21] Guys should we do a game on the cosmic charger or a hachrom what are we thinking?

[00:36:25] Among the fucking stars

[00:36:27] Wait isn't there a song like among the stars hardstyle wait

[00:36:35] Which one am I thinking of?

[00:36:38] Wait no wait there is wait wait fuck

[00:36:42] Can't think of the name

[00:36:44] I can't think of the name

[00:36:47] What is it this one?

[00:36:56] Okay, I don't think it's this one, but I'm so into it

[00:37:02] So the QWR ideas and you but today what I want to do a jinx is I want to do like a Simon says kind of thing

[00:37:08] Well, I just saw my QW er and then it's like he has to do what I say

[00:37:14] Let's say I just get me what it is.

[00:37:20] All right, so Causix and then brand Yonami.

[00:37:32] Nice.

[00:37:34] Do you remember when a few months ago you were talking about financial stuff relating to

[00:37:41] streaming and then you said you never know as a content creator when you blow up?

[00:37:44] I know Jinx and Kochi have been running around back like two weeks ago.

[00:37:48] No, that's not what I tell people.

[00:37:51] As a content creator you literally never know what's going to happen dude.

[00:37:53] It's like from one day to the next, like it could go crazy, from one day to the next

[00:38:00] it could go horrible.

[00:38:01] You legitimately never know.

[00:38:06] Did you see the GenC3? Yeah, I did.

[00:38:09] But did you guys see my response? Here, I'll show you guys what happened.

[00:38:21] Yeah, so he tweeted out they got a warning.

[00:38:27] No, I'm out of the game, bro. I got a wife nowadays.

[00:38:31] But yeah, no, so like he said it might be time to hang it up and then he posted I got a warning

[00:38:37] So then I responded I'm like and the first one to play mostly received up on ten times you received the ones

[00:38:44] Run it up and you again, but he says I'm your vessel

[00:38:48] See what it is

[00:38:50] But I'm gonna be honest it like I feel like the mainstream game nowadays that like Edators plays mostly Valorant, isn't it?

[00:38:57] Like they're just Valorans, but maybe Liga's gonna make a comeback in like the like pop culture scene now that like a lot more people are gonna start playing it

[00:39:06] Who knows?

[00:39:07] But it's been kind of like out of the public eye for a while. I feel like Valoran was sort of the one that took over

[00:39:18] Is that the Dom test?

[00:39:20] bro we go fucking Johnny sins on our team how the fuck can we even lose

[00:39:36] all right so now we're gonna use some paper the top to bot blue to Christ

[00:39:40] So let me just play blue all the way to Kragz and we should be good to see me really nice

[00:39:59] for us. Okay, not bad. So we got gromp and then now we can also play on this. Loki, it's

[00:40:24] actually can chill for us. Okay, so we got our wrappers and afters we just play on the

[00:40:40] rest of our camps, then we can look for a fight on the crab. This should be another

[00:40:45] game that I could actually go on a demon mode 1 V9 though. As long as you get some good

[00:40:48] setup for it. It's a froggy. Do you have a playlist for songs you always play? I do

[00:40:53] The next version of my playlist, depending on how crazy you're feeling, this is my recommendation.

[00:40:58] If you're new to the EDM scene, sorry for the monicum race, right?

[00:41:02] It's more like hard tech, techno.

[00:41:04] You're gonna like it.

[00:41:05] Then after, if you're like, I want something a little harder, Dante's, right?

[00:41:08] Then you go for the hard style.

[00:41:10] Click on the conquer playlist.

[00:41:13] Then if you had a point where you like Dante's, the hard style goes hard, but it doesn't go

[00:41:16] hard enough.

[00:41:17] Then you go on to the Frenchcore playlist.

[00:41:19] And then if you're like Don Tess, I'm on fucking LSD, and I need to sit there and feel like

[00:41:24] I'm one with the fucking music.

[00:41:26] As I lose my fucking mind, you go up tempo.

[00:41:30] Perfect.

[00:41:32] So I know what some of you guys are thinking now, you're thinking up tempo, there's no

[00:41:38] way it's that crazy, right?

[00:41:39] Type one if you guys want me to play an up tempo song after this.

[00:41:46] get him worth we fucking take those any of the week all right that's that's fine

[00:41:59] that's fun that's fun nice you're trolling hard tech it's harder for

[00:42:08] nudie I'm listener so listen to well thing is that my heart tech playlist

[00:42:13] isn't just hard tech though it's like hard tech tech no it's very melodic it's

[00:42:17] very melodic because like yeah if you're talking about fucking holy priest

[00:42:20] hard tech like yeah but that's all I listen to I listen to more like the

[00:42:25] melodic shit

[00:42:28] I

[00:42:40] Can't get him and got it that you got this bro. You got it

[00:42:47] Nice

[00:42:58] And uh, Liax out there is all welcome.

[00:43:08] Thank you.

[00:43:10] Melodic?

[00:43:11] Well, think of melodic, melodic is music like this, right?

[00:43:15] Where essentially what it is is it's like the lyrics and the beats work together in a way

[00:43:22] where it feels like you're building up into something and then the job feels very like

[00:43:27] like euphoric in a way right that's why it's like euphoric art style but the

[00:43:31] issue is that some people they just like when it's like the noise you know not

[00:43:34] really me

[00:43:47] okay so you have to look on the rappers and I've heard this grugs

[00:43:57] And then now it's free Kroggs into drag

[00:44:04] See like this is melodic where it's like you share the melody like you close your eyes and you can heal

[00:44:09] But you can hear the church bells ring in the 1300s. You know what I mean like that's what it's all about, dude

[00:44:22] Is that you have to rotate here

[00:44:27] all right we promise we need to put on this right now let's go

[00:44:47] like do you guys feel it like the aching in your fucking bones that's the fucking melody

[00:44:53] and now it's like you just know it's like on the roller coaster

[00:45:08] and they did

[00:45:23] Nice.

[00:45:36] Alright, so now what we're going to do is I'll play you guys an uptempo song, okay?

[00:45:43] Now the uptempo song I'm going to play for you guys is one that I personally think even someone that doesn't normally like uptempo

[00:45:50] make a tempo would still potentially like, okay?

[00:45:56] So let me actually play one of my all-time favorites.

[00:46:10] Here, perfect.

[00:46:15] All right, so now grump all the way across.

[00:46:18] Let's go.

[00:46:27] I'm another, another mountain since I saw you

[00:46:30] for the last time.

[00:46:35] Wait for it.

[00:46:44] I actually saw this guy live once.

[00:46:46] It was uh rave in uh, germany most they called again syndicate. I think it was called syndicate

[00:46:55] Literally on the floor outside the venue it was all just like littered with fucking like needles because people were shooting up before the show

[00:47:12] Let's actually goes for this

[00:47:16] Oh, no, I don't want to walk up if I walk up. I doubted the causes which I don't want

[00:47:25] You know we get the normie flash it's okay. We can just back off

[00:47:30] All right, so now we get this one good

[00:47:38] But see, you know what the fun part about listening to this album music is?

[00:47:47] It's that the first time you listen to a song, you're going to say, that is awful, right?

[00:47:52] But then the second time you're like, hold on, that was actually kind of good.

[00:47:57] And then the third time you're fucking head jamming, and that's when you realize that

[00:48:00] it's like, this is what it's all about.

[00:48:04] I'm coming for a spot you need to be with me bro you need to be with me or now they're

[00:48:20] coming.

[00:48:21] I played League 8 years ago you're the reason I'm back on I'm gonna be honest I don't know

[00:48:33] to be complimented or feeling insulted. It's like, oh no, I might ruin this fucking guy's

[00:48:39] life. But you know what bro, listen, it's never gonna be life ruining as long as you

[00:48:43] have the fucking music blasting, remember that?

[00:48:45] All right, I would have been now to play for a fight there, but I'm going to be honest.

[00:49:13] So then we just play it so it's all consistent right now

[00:49:18] So I'm gonna play on the Krugs and after closer and look on the dragon and we should be good

[00:49:28] Okay, so now we look on the Krugs and then we just play on the dragon. Oh

[00:49:34] Okay

[00:49:35] Guys, this is some crazier up tempo like the up tempo. We just listen to is one that like anyone could really enjoy

[00:49:42] Hold on.

[00:49:53] Oh, this is gonna go fucking crazy.

[00:49:55] Yo, I don't know if you guys are ready for this.

[00:49:57] Type 1 if you're ready for it. Type 2 if we need to turn it off.

[00:50:01] No, this actually goes fucking psychotic though.

[00:50:04] Okay, so we got Dragon and Risa, we're good.

[00:50:24] I know you're like, wait, Dantas, it's not that bad yet.

[00:50:27] Yeah, wait for this, Rob.

[00:50:30] You see what I mean when I tell you guys it was fucking crazy?

[00:50:40] This is like, this is up tempo, bro.

[00:50:43] Like you literally feel like you're in a fucking rave orgy made by fucking aliens that are

[00:50:50] just blasting all your holes with their tentacles.

[00:50:53] I know how to sing, I hate being alone, I learn from that feelings and not feel at all.

[00:51:11] We play it so inconsistent, okay? Just focus, we don't have to fight

[00:51:25] Such a fucking juicer

[00:51:34] It's like the sound is getting injected into your fucking veins you guys feel that

[00:51:41] And then it's like when the music ends you're like wait what just happened like you know post-nut clarity

[00:51:49] Where it's like you're not in there like wait what the fuck I just do

[00:51:52] It's like that's how it feels when these songs end because you go from such a high and then you're saying they're like dude

[00:51:59] My ancestors saw this. What would they think?

[00:52:03] Let me give you guys a good song

[00:52:11] I'm gonna walk up to you and I'm gonna take your blue buff and you're gonna thank me for doing yet

[00:52:26] good boy who's a good boy who's a good boy Cosics you are yeah you are I'm proud of you for leashing

[00:52:39] that boot for me. And then I'll get the axe and mark. I'm going to get. I saw bring me

[00:52:54] the horizon live last night, bro. Me and more were supposed to go a few days ago because

[00:52:59] a viewer of hers bought a tickets and they weren't able to make it. So her viewers like

[00:53:04] dude do you want to take the tickets and then she was like now Dante's can today

[00:53:10] this season just reset he needs to play league

[00:53:15] let's say it was a good day of league so it's worth it you know

[00:53:27] okay

[00:53:34] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:53:42] Most people would reset, not me though.

[00:53:46] Most of the enemy team is dead, so even if I'm low it doesn't matter, they can't contest

[00:54:19] We just like play on this dragon guys and it's the first play of our lives

[00:54:33] Moles Raptors Krugs, and then we look on the the crab

[00:54:37] We need to play on this here have we got a kill we have to fight be distrapping

[00:54:54] And you bought a view of Jynxia's latest game?

[00:55:15] I'd be down too.

[00:55:16] I'd be down too.

[00:55:20] over it today together that's all I actually saw today's coaching session

[00:55:38] we'll start with a water view and then we're gonna do some some manifestation

[00:55:46] and then afterwards it will hop straight in.

[00:55:48] Be one to your life, oh baby, every day.

[00:55:56] Okay, so now we're going to do this, we're going to play on the Krugs, and then afterwards

[00:56:12] we're going to look for the rest of it.

[00:56:19] fuck it I'm going in

[00:56:28] you know what if they get every kill it's

[00:56:30] I shouldn't have done that

[00:56:33] but you know the only reason why I did go bad though is because I got exhausted

[00:56:37] but still there's always info limit us, no reason for limit us

[00:56:40] but we need to build up some good habits, no reason for limit us there

[00:56:49] Can you stop trying and actually coach him?

[00:56:57] Are there people that type that like genuinely serious about what they're saying?

[00:57:02] You know what it feels like?

[00:57:08] It feels like I'm sitting there and someone's like, don't test, I want to learn how to play

[00:57:12] football.

[00:57:13] And I'm like, okay.

[00:57:15] So over the course of the first week, we're just practicing passing, you know, the football

[00:57:22] and catching, right?

[00:57:24] And then they're having like a bit of trouble with like the passing and catching, so we're

[00:57:29] still working on it, you know?

[00:57:31] And then it's like I have someone that comes up to me and they're like, you're the shittiest

[00:57:34] fucking coach ever.

[00:57:35] And then I'm like, wait, why?

[00:57:38] And then they look at me and they're like, because he still doesn't know what a number

[00:57:40] run back off to the sideline into side catch pass up to three four is and it's

[00:57:47] like well he needs to fucking learn how to pass and catch first you know what I

[00:57:55] mean like coaching is not about explaining the most fucking out of bounds

[00:58:03] concepts ever and overloading brains with information coaching is about making

[00:58:08] it so that players become immediately better by knowing what they can immediately improve on

[00:58:16] in a nice enough and concise enough way that it's easy to understand and they can have benchmarks

[00:58:22] and landmarks. You know what I mean? So no, I'm going to be honest. I think that we're making

[00:58:27] great progress and I think anybody watching this games, I'm like hearing him like sound out his

[00:58:32] start a thought process would agree.

[00:58:39] I don't know, we could get away if you want to find another place.

[00:58:47] So let me disarm you.

[00:58:54] And now we can just reset and don't play mid.

[00:59:06] People give up with too much info.

[00:59:08] Well listen guys, guys, hold on, I'm sorry for pausing on the job but I'm going to ask

[00:59:12] you guys a question right now.

[00:59:14] Type 1, if you ever tried starting to work out.

[00:59:20] one if you ever tried starting. Do you want to know the reason why so many people give

[00:59:29] up working out and going to the gym? It's not because they dislike the soreness and

[00:59:36] it's not because they don't care about self-improvement. It's because you're going to go to the gym

[00:59:40] one time, right? And then you're going to set that you're going to go on YouTube. You're

[00:59:45] going to find this self-professed coach that's going to tell you that if you want to improve

[00:59:49] You need to track your calories track your macros track your lifts do this exercise this exercise that exercise

[00:59:54] Take three minutes of rest between sets and then afterwards you're gonna sit there

[00:59:58] You're gonna have to like diet you need to fucking eat this eat that don't eat this don't eat that be it and then eventually

[01:00:04] It gets to a point where after two weeks of doing that you're like, dude, I

[01:00:08] Don't want to do this anymore

[01:00:10] So you stop

[01:00:12] Right and do you want to know who the people are that actually sit down and continue doing it?

[01:00:17] The people who go in there like what do I feel like doing today? I'll do this

[01:00:22] You know what? I don't feel like working out an hour today

[01:00:25] I'll just make it 40 minutes, and then they just take it easy

[01:00:28] Right?

[01:00:29] Like that's how I've been able to lift consistently without any break for like eight years now

[01:00:35] Right because I would sit there and I'd be like oh, I know that if I just sit there

[01:00:39] And I do something that's stomachable, and that's easy, right?

[01:00:42] And that is like at my own pace that I can do this forever and

[01:00:47] So many people that probably had 30 times more intense regiments on me, right?

[01:00:52] That might have even made more progress. I mean a short term they gave up nowadays and the reason why is because it's all about

[01:00:59] Workload it's about work load and it's about what you can stomach not everybody wants to be a pro bodybuilder

[01:01:05] Not everybody wants to be a I have be the athlete

[01:01:08] Not everybody wants to sit down and look like a fucking walking tumor because you have fucking muscles coming out of your muscles

[01:01:14] You know, so it's like you need to put everything in a bite-sized way that people can understand you know

[01:01:19] All right, now listen to the job. Okay enough talking

[01:01:22] Okay, so now we're going to do this after the baron, we can look to play through my

[01:01:40] Thank you, I just want to love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,

[01:02:06] I don't have that much mana, I'm a little bit worried about that, I don't know if we

[01:02:24] could get away.

[01:02:28] This is good, perfect.

[01:02:32] And then I would just on the game.

[01:02:34] Easy as fuck, there we go.

[01:02:37] Thing is that I don't really want to go in on the brand here because I don't really have

[01:02:39] that much mana.

[01:02:42] Nice.

[01:02:43] Two games, two wins, that's what we're looking for.

[01:02:53] Two games, two wins.

[01:02:54] Is Hegrim good if you're new?

[01:03:00] The thing is that listen, I'm going to give you a really unpopular take, right?

[01:03:07] I'm going to give you a really unpopular take that a lot of people are going to disagree

[01:03:12] with which is fine, right?

[01:03:14] But I think that the best champion for literally new players is whatever you want to play.

[01:03:21] Because the thing is that after 50 games of playing a champion, after 50 games, right,

[01:03:26] going to sit there and you're going to have it kind of under set at least the basics right.

[01:03:31] So the question isn't whether or not you should play this or that if you're new.

[01:03:36] It's more of a thing of like what could I see myself playing for 500 games straight

[01:03:41] and then while I'm learning that champion I learned all the base mechanics and then maybe one day I

[01:03:45] can move on from them. So for you if you see me play Hecarim and you're like this guy is so crazy

[01:03:50] on it I want to do it too then do it bro do it right because at the end of the day dude

[01:03:56] It's like if you want to emulate me, and that's how you think you'd have fun playing the game,

[01:04:00] then by all means, that's what you should do, right?

[01:04:03] And even if there are some champions that are more simple,

[01:04:06] why the fuck would you play something simple if you don't have fun with it, you know?

[01:04:10] Like, it's about seeing the vision for what is possible, right?

[01:04:16] How is that a hot take?

[01:04:18] Because if you ask a literal, if you ask most people, they're going to be like,

[01:04:22] Oh no, if you want to play, the best champion for a new player is something really boring, right?

[01:04:29] Like I could have sat there and I could have told Jinxie, Jinxie, you're a new player.

[01:04:33] We're going to put you on a Moo Moo or like Nunu or Malfight. And he would, he would probably be

[01:04:40] having like more success, but the real success in the fun that you have.

[01:04:46] Low key, but no, I'm not saying that. We just didn't keep running it up on this show. We're

[01:04:50] We're gonna be getting like I'm dying

[01:04:55] But as long as you do this we're good

[01:05:05] You know I'm new shirt does this guy ever shut up

[01:05:09] I'm gonna be honest. I think that's the craziest thing you could ever ask a streamer

[01:05:13] It's like going into a strip club right and seeing a stripper shaking her ass and tits on the fucking dance floor

[01:05:21] And then going up to the stripper and being like yo, I'm new here. Do you ever fucking put clothes on and just modestly?

[01:05:30] Like what the fuck are you even doing here then?

[01:05:37] What are you here if you want me to shut up?

[01:05:43] What the fuck?

[01:05:48] Like, oh my god no please put your boobs away.

[01:05:51] Well why the fuck are you in this ship captain?

[01:05:56] What is going on?

[01:05:58] I can't hear the gameplay, true.

[01:06:16] maybe show us a hype show Jinx a hype leak cinematic today now today I know

[01:06:44] video I'm going to show Jensie. It's one of the videos that when I was a

[01:06:49] streamer and I was first starting about four years ago, one of my mentors,

[01:06:54] Karis Ma, actually showed me. And this is a video that literally makes you sit

[01:07:00] there. I don't want any of you to watch it, but this video will literally sit

[01:07:04] there and it will make you unlock a part of your brain that you didn't even know

[01:07:07] was possible to unlock. Like I would always show it on stream. I've decided

[01:07:12] every single season every year starting from like maybe 2021 2022 I would

[01:07:18] literally be there and it would be that that playing the fucking chosen on me

[01:07:25] it's like he needs to watch that video that video is one that makes you go on

[01:07:29] the same and it's all like there in five gifted for chef thank you

[01:07:42] My mentor he means groomer, there we go.

[01:07:52] Then curse my groom you too.

[01:07:55] No.

[01:07:57] I wasn't grooming if I liked it.

[01:08:00] No I'm kidding.

[01:08:01] Alright anyways, we'll leave it at the routers or I'm good.

[01:08:12] All right, so now we have to play for this, so I'm going to begin.

[01:08:21] Play for our bot side, and now we can look on the crab.

[01:08:30] The good news about all these games is that Hecarim is such a good bot, and literally

[01:08:33] all these games, so it makes me very happy.

[01:08:41] Did you tilt in games at the end of the stream last night?

[01:08:43] Yeah, it was bad.

[01:08:45] Like I went literally like borderline nonverbal.

[01:08:48] I did want borderline nonverbal for like three hours.

[01:08:53] Every game was just so tilting.

[01:09:03] OK, so now we play for the blue one and then the grump.

[01:09:11] I really really really want to look on the kill on their smother share

[01:09:24] why do I feel like I could actually get there in time

[01:09:29] please please please

[01:09:33] if I would have just not greeted for the crowd that's greed

[01:09:40] That's a fucking great

[01:09:42] That's not a fucking greedy retard that should be shot in the fucking head by Isis on camera and fucking be headed

[01:09:48] And then have that video sent to my fucking parents in game like

[01:09:52] My bad. Okay, so now we get this time again

[01:10:06] Okay, so now we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the the top to bot folkler and then afterwards we look on the dragon

[01:10:10] So you played by Krogs all the way to Wolves, then after that you can look on the dragon.

[01:10:39] Okay guys, question, can we make a mid-gank work here?

[01:10:45] Ooh, huge.

[01:10:50] Let me actually get this midway by crossover.

[01:10:53] It's gonna die anyway, so if I can just like

[01:10:55] get some free resources, I'll take some free resources.

[01:11:05] What is your opinion on the hello situation?

[01:11:08] What is that the uh, the Twitter video I saw where it was that one looks max so that was like

[01:11:13] Asking for like legitimate child porn and like paying people for it

[01:11:21] That's like wow

[01:11:33] Like that dude I don't know that's like crazy for me it's intended to feel like that actually like exists, you know

[01:11:38] I don't know why I can get there in time.

[01:11:55] I think my best bet would be either I Dragon or I just run straight crab and then I look

[01:11:59] for right there.

[01:12:16] Alright, so now we just play on the crowd button,

[01:12:18] and then we should be good.

[01:12:29] guys I'm gonna be level 6, the card this doesn't have alt if we invade him on blue

[01:12:40] share and we gather kill it's gonna be fucking insane first, no

[01:12:47] he's definitely gonna be on this, he's definitely gonna be on this, we have to shoot

[01:13:01] come on, nice! good, that's what we're looking for

[01:13:06] okay!

[01:13:08] the fucking laugher

[01:13:13] check jingsy's stream

[01:13:15] fuck wait

[01:13:17] I'll see what's going on.

[01:14:17] That's crazy

[01:14:47] I'm sorry.

[01:15:14] Is there one that we can look for a fight here?

[01:15:44] It's good, Dennis.

[01:15:51] It's a good, that is.

[01:16:21] Okay.

[01:16:51] that's crazy

[01:17:04] I thought he was inting dude.

[01:17:34] All right.

[01:17:39] All right.

[01:17:40] The

[01:18:07] I'm telling you, you know what the thing is going to be today, though?

[01:18:25] Let's hear it.

[01:18:27] What's he going to do, Sher?

[01:18:37] So wait, is he going to make like a promise to get a certain rank?

[01:19:05] Okay, nice.

[01:19:14] Oh, is he gonna reveal more details about the thing?

[01:19:35] That's fucking insane.

[01:20:35] And I have had them there in the prime welcome.

[01:20:45] Thank you.

[01:20:46] Did you imagine me and Jinxy got on the same team now?

[01:21:16] wait what wait what

[01:21:31] they're Bradley Martin holy shit

[01:21:37] Oh

[01:21:52] No, that's insane

[01:21:54] How stacked is that lobby now it's actually insane dude

[01:22:07] No like that's actually insane the roster dude I'm gonna be honest

[01:22:20] league has had many tournaments over the course of years I think this might

[01:22:24] genuinely be the most insane tournament that League of Legends has ever had like

[01:22:28] I'm not even like drawing I've never seen a league tournament ever that like was

[01:22:35] actually like somewhat mainstream you know I mean and it's like this one it's

[01:22:38] like bro mr. Beast like that's fucking insane it's here like Avengers doomsday

[01:22:45] Actually, yes, it is it's like Avengers dooms in everyone's coming out of the fucking portals, dude

[01:22:57] Nice

[01:23:07] All right, so look on this one

[01:23:09] What is it gonna be on it's gonna be on I think like a may if I'm not mistaken 11 so Monday

[01:23:21] Fucking

[01:23:27] Dude, but you know like that's why I keep telling people the thing about these like league tournaments

[01:23:36] So the thing about them is that a lot of the time it's like structured in a way where

[01:23:42] like because the thing is a lot more people play league than you would ever even like

[01:23:49] expect you know what I mean?

[01:23:52] But they just do it like on the side because they know there's someone like making content

[01:23:55] on it but it's like they still like play it.

[01:24:00] We need Kadim.

[01:24:01] Oh low-key low-key ask Jinx if Khadim should be in there too

[01:24:10] Or there'd be like a

[01:24:11] Slaw firm because I could be it's not a challenger because there's only like eight challengers in the tournament

[01:24:17] But Khadim's iron so he could low-key fit to

[01:24:19] What Bradley Martin plays in Chander supports. So Jinxie said on his lecture

[01:24:34] yesterday that how it's gonna work is that the challenger players are not

[01:24:37] allowed to like carry the game. So what's gonna happen is is that the the way

[01:24:43] it's gonna work is that the challengers are all on support and they're only

[01:24:48] while playing like enchanted healing supports and I'm gonna tell Jinxie to

[01:24:54] make sure that like even champions like Karma aren't allowed because like Karma

[01:24:57] could be like a solo carry but if it's just like Lulu let's say Janna, Soraka

[01:25:03] stuff like that then I think it's gonna be fine

[01:25:12] so that's why it's gonna be like the reason why I think it's gonna be so

[01:25:15] Cinema 2 is because like do you guys remember the Don't us invitational that we did a few years back

[01:25:21] One of the reasons why I feel like that tournament was fun was because with the low we low players

[01:25:25] It made it so that like the games were fun to watch because it's like crazy shows always happening, you know

[01:25:30] I'm the issue with like watching like full Challenger games is that it's like full Challenger

[01:25:35] I feel like it's a lot harder to like

[01:25:39] Feel related to the content because like oh well, they're never making mistakes

[01:25:42] So you're just like, oh everyone's making pixel perfect things or dragon fights, but having people literally just like fucking up immensity and multiple on the team

[01:25:51] That's gonna be like insane

[01:25:53] I'm going to go for this and just hope that they can actually help me.

[01:26:19] It's going in fast pace, the high low tournaments, yeah I think so too.

[01:26:30] It's the same thing with chest turnies, dude that's what I'm saying, like guys, tell me

[01:26:35] if I'm crazy for saying this, but I genuinely believe from the bottom of my heart that most

[01:26:40] of the time if you're going to do a tournament for a game, it should genuinely be like at

[01:26:45] at least 80% newbies for it to be fun.

[01:26:49] Because if it's too many people that are not newbies,

[01:26:53] then it's like, oh, well, everyone already knows

[01:26:55] what's going on.

[01:26:56] And there isn't that much crazy shit that can happen.

[01:26:58] You know, like, oh, maybe a guy can get a pentacle

[01:27:00] in a team fight, but it feels too much like pro play.

[01:27:03] And pro play is never really fun to watch, you know?

[01:27:08] There should be a draft day.

[01:27:09] Yeah, I think that would also be insane too.

[01:27:12] Because I think there is gonna be a draft as well.

[01:27:15] I think, but I'm pretty sure that Jinx is getting on some more, like on that.

[01:27:31] Please tell me I live, nice.

[01:27:36] It should be Fearless, BL3.

[01:27:39] Yeah, but I think it's also going to depend,

[01:27:41] because like an A team tournament normally is like what how many series you have four

[01:27:50] series in the first round two in the second one in the third so four five six seven right

[01:27:57] so it's like a total of like seven series so if it's done over the course like two or

[01:28:02] three days then yeah I can be like best of three but if it's like all in one day then

[01:28:07] and it would probably be best to win, so it just runs a lot too.

[01:28:16] He always does drafts, so that's going to be sick then.

[01:28:29] How's the diamond player going to mid in when 80% is R and 20% challenger?

[01:28:35] You don't necessarily have to mean that 80% are iron right because like when I say 80% are newbies you have to understand that

[01:28:42] Most of the time you're gonna view every rank below diamond as the same

[01:28:45] Like that's where the most like how players be the game

[01:28:48] It's like you have like everything up until diamond then there's like diamonds like low master

[01:28:54] And then afterwards you're gonna have like grandmaster challenger just like the Iowa

[01:28:57] Ron is the next Fortnite Pro player coming so he does on League.

[01:29:06] Yeah, we just need to make sure that he doesn't get anywhere near Bradley Martin's hat.

[01:29:12] No, that was a crazy clip.

[01:29:20] What's your dream job for the tournaments?

[01:29:26] Honestly, I don't care, bro. I really don't care.

[01:29:33] The thing is that me and Jinx here are like the same person, so I feel like if I didn't just go on the team with him, I'd be happy.

[01:29:38] Everyone else doesn't matter.

[01:29:49] That fucking sucks.

[01:29:50] Alright, I think for next item, I could either do Cleaver or I could do Sorrel does.

[01:30:02] I think I'll do Sorrel does then, Sorrel does then tomorrow.

[01:30:08] I hope JD picks UNT1, the thing is you can only have one challenger, it's like the eight

[01:30:14] iron coaches, it could even be that maybe I get drafted by someone that's not JD, you

[01:30:19] I mean, so say you never know you really never know

[01:30:32] You gotta have Tyler though yeah, I mean it's how it can be on the same team though cuz it's max one challenger per team

[01:30:44] I am down so for a full closure though

[01:30:49] Are you still considering a challenger if you're on the support?

[01:30:56] Yeah, yeah.

[01:30:58] Okay, so now we've just looked for the baron and we should be getting...

[01:31:07] Okay, so after baron now, we honestly could just look for maybe, like, boss egg theory

[01:31:19] into like a dragon or some shit. Imagine you could even Jinxie. That would be insane.

[01:31:30] Could even the roster. Not needs to happen. I need to Jinxie today. Jinxie is playing

[01:31:40] jungle so he's probably not going to pick you. Yeah, but it's like I was saying earlier,

[01:31:43] The challenger players are only allowed playing support.

[01:31:48] So that means I'm going to be on support,

[01:31:49] Doublelift is on support,

[01:31:51] Tyler1 is on support, like, wait, hold on a second,

[01:31:53] just one shot in the entire team here.

[01:32:01] Wow, I literally just fucking knew them.

[01:32:03] So like, I'm on support,

[01:32:04] Popebother's on support, Alouis is on support, you know?

[01:32:07] So everyone's on support.

[01:32:08] Now that was guys challenge to ride your master, I mean listen obviously are some people gonna

[01:32:16] say that sure but like anybody making that distinction is just like in my opinion a little

[01:32:20] retarded.

[01:32:21] He's at the end date for the average player, master plus is all kind of the same thing,

[01:32:25] especially if everyone is gonna be off role on support, because support's the easiest

[01:32:29] role in the game right, so it's like everyone is like off role to like jungle, you know

[01:32:34] what I mean or top lane.

[01:32:36] And how do you see Tehran's time once a month?

[01:32:38] Thank you.

[01:32:39] All right.

[01:32:40] Let's do it.

[01:32:41] Hold on.

[01:32:42] Let me just sign subs for a second.

[01:32:43] And one wish Tehran to once a month.

[01:32:46] Thank you.

[01:32:47] I put it on YouTube and just say what the name of the song is.

[01:32:58] I'll search it up.

[01:32:59] And Alex Tehran to once as well.

[01:33:01] Thank you.

[01:33:02] And I'm a lot there in the two months as well and so I said I'm welcome

[01:33:10] Run could make Bradley Martin since he's a captain for the memes he could

[01:33:16] But what I find crazy though is like dude mr. Beast dude what the fuck that that's actually insane

[01:33:32] My friend killed himself and I don't want to tell my parents, so what should I do?

[01:33:37] Well that depends on your answer to this question.

[01:33:41] Are you challenged with League of Legends?

[01:33:43] If you're not challenged with League of Legends, bro, you only have one worry in your life, and it's getting there.

[01:33:49] So when you get to a challenger, then you can worry about everything else, buddy.

[01:33:52] Time for you to queue the fuck up, let's get down now.

[01:33:56] Sniff there in the front, welcome. Thank you.

[01:34:02] That was again turn into carry. Yeah, now I'm telling you my lose crazy genuinely and

[01:34:09] That's just turns I want so much. Thank you

[01:34:19] All right, super problem this year

[01:34:25] There you go more time for the league you're chilling, bro

[01:34:28] The tournament that started the Ludwig vs. Taiwan before the Ninja vs. Mr. B's league

[01:34:35] tourney that was like years ago right but was mr. B some player I don't remember

[01:34:40] Bro Moki Ninja Ninja plays league doesn't he I wonder if he would reach out to jinx about it

[01:34:58] I generally wonder that.

[01:35:02] And I chipped there in time once, so thank you.

[01:35:10] It's gonna go hard, bro.

[01:35:14] I generally gonna go crazy.

[01:35:22] Real talk, we could just look on something here.

[01:35:26] I've never played League of Forest that hard to get into, and it takes a little bit of

[01:35:34] a learning curve.

[01:35:36] Dude, I fucking hate when they live with 1 HP in the flash.

[01:35:43] Yeah, I don't want to walk up here.

[01:35:46] Like, I don't have ult and if I walk in I'm pretty sure I would just die, and I don't

[01:35:50] feel like risking anything.

[01:35:53] a 1g used to play league did imagine xqc summoned 1g and ninja now I'm not

[01:36:05] kidding I really hope that xqc gets in because I just want to play against him

[01:36:09] and fucking like no because he's he would be bobbling right I think he plays

[01:36:13] ADC, bro. The grudge match. Okay, so you can maybe look on something about here.

[01:36:43] No, we guys want to know what genuinely actually needs to happen.

[01:36:48] This is what needs to happen.

[01:36:52] Asmongold and Hassan need to join the tournament, and the winner of the tournament between those

[01:36:59] two teams is the only one allowed streaming for a month.

[01:37:03] So it's like by the end of the month, either Twitch is like a communist platform, or like

[01:37:09] there are fucking like ice agents running through every streamer's chat.

[01:37:12] there's no in between you know what I mean it's like only one of the narratives

[01:37:17] is a lot being controlled that would be the actual fucking cinematic shit dude

[01:37:30] now moment your team not only in some unsus is because you're AFK farming but

[01:37:34] like the end of 30 seconds before drag

[01:37:36] sure is it

[01:37:40] has son on volleyball

[01:37:42] bro the fucking thunder lord

[01:37:46] the thunder lord

[01:37:48] do not lock in nasa's

[01:37:50] vs hasons volleyball

[01:37:52] you know what happens next

[01:38:01] nice

[01:38:04] oh dude if I if I didn't fucking die that would have been huge

[01:38:08] alright we need a we need a good song though

[01:38:12] I need something crazy here

[01:38:17] let's do this here

[01:38:25] alright let's do it guys

[01:38:34] I wonder if we should look on this bar in here.

[01:38:49] Ooh, okay, nice.

[01:38:56] Nice! Okay, we're looking really bad now.

[01:39:01] Can you get Boogie in the League Tournament?

[01:39:07] Well, the thing is I don't have control over the selections process.

[01:39:11] So that's why it's like the people that can get another one, so like,

[01:39:15] get them GenC and then afterwards, like, depending on if they would be a good fit,

[01:39:18] I guess from up on on it's like chosen.

[01:39:22] is about a few weeks ago uh...

[01:39:25] but like that i can't really

[01:39:27] but i got it's on my turn of it's enough

[01:39:35] it's jinx these sentiments

[01:39:38] the jay dog

[01:39:42] case of the for the uh... the president for it's a lot of what's like

[01:39:53] i mean a hundred or something at this and it should be like ash a huge

[01:40:12] Okay, I'm telling you, all you have to do is to play on the grommet and afterwards we

[01:40:17] look on the dragon.

[01:40:19] They think you're Jinx's assistant.

[01:40:25] Well, I've been helping him with ideation and stuff like that, but when it comes to

[01:40:33] the actual setting it up and like the section process and all that it's like

[01:40:41] because even I don't know how like the format's gonna be right seem a surprise

[01:40:46] for me too

[01:40:48] Please.

[01:40:50] Do I live?

[01:40:52] Fuck!

[01:40:54] Oh my god, dude.

[01:40:56] I was there going fucking crazy on it too, but I think we actually end.

[01:40:58] I'm not sure.

[01:41:00] I'm not sure.

[01:41:02] I'm not sure.

[01:41:04] I'm not sure.

[01:41:06] I'm not sure.

[01:41:08] I'm not sure.

[01:41:10] I'm not sure.

[01:41:12] I'm not sure.

[01:41:14] I'm not sure.

[01:41:16] All right, that's it.

[01:41:26] Okay, I think he's actually just going to end the game here straight up.

[01:41:42] fucking crazy. That's like actually fucking crazy. Wow. Bro, with three games in on the

[01:41:54] day and it's three wins, how fucking amazing has today been so far? Jesus! Alright, I need

[01:42:03] to piss, but I guess I'll wait. I finally came down to the league. I'm using Dallas

[01:42:11] coaching for Jayce, teaching out of jungle. It's gonna work, bro. I'm talking to Tash

[01:42:16] you're gonna go crazy.

[01:42:27] Right now it's kind of cool though. It's like soon we're gonna see a lot of

[01:42:31] people that like aren't even league streamers are gonna be like streaming the

[01:42:34] game. Look already league practice. Oh I guess myth is in here too.

[01:42:38] turning practice

[01:42:45] sweet coal and a snap of them in the prime welcome thank you and I'll get

[01:42:56] them in the three months from back thank you bro and Joe keep them in promise

[01:43:01] welcome thank you why is the diamond would happen yesterday no it's cuz

[01:43:05] running different account right now cuz I got to put my realize that this

[01:43:08] account as they're just cursed so as a result I said fuck it we're gonna run it

[01:43:12] up on this account that was decayed to diamond 2 and now we're just going demon mode

[01:43:16] every game

[01:43:23] and exalted them in the front welcome thank you I don't know this random

[01:43:30] question but would you have to go PR mode during the tournament because of

[01:43:33] mr. Beast bro if I ever get the chance to talk to mr. Beast the first thing I'm

[01:43:38] gonna do is bring up my evil Mr. Beast idea where essentially what it is is

[01:43:43] he has a YouTube channel where instead of being like someone that gives back to

[01:43:47] the community he instead causes chaos and disruption so for example making

[01:43:53] 30 homeless people fight for $100,000 or or you have another thing or it's like

[01:44:02] I don't know like

[01:44:05] Ransoming kidnap children back to their parents prank. You know what I mean like dude that would literally pull numbers

[01:44:13] I'm telling you I thought that would be the first thing if I ever talked to him like I'd like yo

[01:44:17] Jimmy you got you gotta come out on this bro

[01:44:20] Like he needs to do that shit

[01:44:32] No one's going to become a Rod's child, literally did.

[01:44:50] Today, I'll be giving one gram of fentanyl to ten homeless people.

[01:45:02] Last one to overdose gets free lodgings for a month.

[01:45:13] End game.

[01:45:14] Wow.

[01:45:15] Anyways, it's going to be a bit rough versus I, but I think it should be a free game anyways.

[01:45:25] All right guys, we need to get it done now.

[01:45:42] No other matches happen on the 11th, right?

[01:45:49] I have no idea, bro.

[01:45:50] I have no idea.

[01:45:51] I'll probably be able to do more details as it comes on.

[01:46:02] One billion views, no way. Literally dude.

[01:46:07] And uh, it's all up there once and for all. Thank you.

[01:46:21] Today I'll be visiting 50 different child labouring factories all across Eastern Asia

[01:46:34] and getting the best workers from each one.

[01:46:37] By the end of this video, we're going to be making our own super factory.

[01:46:42] Jesus, in game.

[01:46:44] No, I really need to stop.

[01:46:46] I really need to stop.

[01:46:48] Wow.

[01:46:49] Oh my God.

[01:46:51] Anyways, WOW!

[01:46:53] Alright, top of the bot full clear, now I can play on the scourgrab.

[01:47:06] Alright guys, blue gromp and then rest of the bot side clear.

[01:47:21] All right guys, free Grom, but then after Grom we look on the wolves and the rest of

[01:47:28] the balls, that clearance can be free.

[01:47:29] No we didn't even film the crab.

[01:47:36] All right guys, listen.

[01:47:50] So we're just playing for the folk clearance to drag it, now the problem is with this game

[01:47:54] is that the enemy locked in Zyra, so do you guys want to know what the problem is with

[01:47:58] the enemy locked in Zyra?

[01:48:00] Like I said she for some reason is a lot of clearing jungle camps 50 times faster than

[01:48:04] me, so it might be a little bit hard for us to actually win this one.

[01:48:10] Do you read the chat?

[01:48:14] Yeah.

[01:48:15] try to be alone for me right now though

[01:48:23] it's over some reasons i didn't action of clearing her entire jungle

[01:48:33] wait that means low key if my skarner runs straight out of base

[01:48:36] we get the jinn invader blue and her gromp

[01:48:41] actually at this way

[01:48:55] so any mice going to come with me

[01:48:57] even the locks him

[01:49:04] Oh my f**king god.

[01:49:10] Oh f**k!

[01:49:14] Am I bad, dude? I forgot that she can just clear her blue buff in 3 seconds and then just wait not bush and kill me.

[01:49:21] Oh this looks good though.

[01:49:25] Actually not bad, I'll take it.

[01:49:27] Have you seen the MrBeast Meat Canyon video?

[01:49:35] Why doesn't Meat Canyon play League as well?

[01:49:38] I'm not mistaken.

[01:50:03] Nice.

[01:50:04] Perfect.

[01:50:05] Easy.

[01:50:06] can just talk to bottom we're getting

[01:50:16] guys listen

[01:50:18] talk to about folk here dragon we're getting somewhere now

[01:50:22] with a little bit of fucking abba hardstyle in our ears

[01:50:27] youtube royalty hardstyle remix don't has to edit

[01:50:36] okay you're the same

[01:50:40] uh... royalty hard style

[01:50:49] this

[01:51:06] It's not terrible, but I feel like there's too much going on, but also it's in it.

[01:51:29] Yeah, you can't even hear the voice lines, the other music is just so overpowering.

[01:51:45] The two orders going on!

[01:51:53] The fuck is going on!

[01:51:59] Okay listen, my recommendation to you is if you like the line, you can take the line but

[01:52:13] do it on your own heart, sorry Mix, because when you put it on the bass song, I know why

[01:52:16] you did it right, but it's like, it just makes it so there's so much going on almost.

[01:52:27] I saw a lot of people saying that a lot of like hardstyle songs are probably sampling it.

[01:52:35] Okay, so we're going to want to look for a top sign right here.

[01:52:38] I fucking hate when I play against Zyra dude.

[01:53:01] Because like it feels like she's just always everywhere.

[01:53:04] She's in your jungle, she's in her jungle, she's on the objectives like that's how I'm

[01:53:08] I'm just curious too fast, I don't know why it hasn't been gutted to the fucking ground, like I really don't.

[01:53:24] Alright, let's just play a bit safer though, let's play a bit safer now.

[01:53:27] We can still win this one easy as long as we don't answer.

[01:53:38] All right, all right guys listen I knew I knew just on tell time we're good

[01:54:03] But yeah, it's honest you just don't tilt around, you fine?

[01:54:06] Bot to top clear and then we can look on the giant and she'll be fine.

[01:54:15] Unless I want to invade on the bot side.

[01:54:17] Because she's probably going to go grab his wrench, she has no flash, no ult.

[01:54:28] I have an idea, I know we're going to do it, I know we're going to play this one.

[01:55:02] Let's fill in the crab and then after a crab we can look on the gromp.

[01:55:20] And of course, the Zyra's here again.

[01:55:22] like I think that's a champion like okay okay who twitch chat would want to

[01:55:42] play a champion that can clear faster than every other champion in the game

[01:55:48] a pedophile, right? So I know you're thinking, you're thinking about us, why would a pedophile

[01:55:56] play a champion that can clear faster than any other champion in the game?

[01:56:02] The obsession with clearing as fast as possible, right? So that you can be on your camps and

[01:56:08] finish them while they're still young. Now, who has an obsession with young things, pedophiles?

[01:56:15] So that's what I'm telling you guys, it's not a joke when I say I genuinely think that

[01:56:18] there's a very strong correlation between people that plays our jungle and people that

[01:56:23] literally like are attracted to minors.

[01:56:26] Like there's literally no way.

[01:56:29] Like why do you want to be in the enemy jungler's jungle when they're under leveled?

[01:56:33] Why?

[01:56:34] Because you also want to be dating someone when they're under age.

[01:56:38] Think about it.

[01:56:39] Like it's so obvious.

[01:56:41] Once your brain connects the dots you're like wait a second.

[01:56:43] like your third eye opens right so that's why like it's like can I even be mad at a

[01:56:49] game where the only reason why we're losing is because the enemy team is

[01:56:52] attracted to minors you know what I mean like sure I lost this game but the

[01:56:59] enemy jungler has a minor attraction dude you know I mean like he's a pdf so

[01:57:05] it's like how can we even be mad like type one if you're a Loki song to see the

[01:57:09] vision though. Like I'm right though, I'm legit right.

[01:57:17] Nothing mentioned, Hecarim clears pretty fast too. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, no it doesn't. Not

[01:57:25] anymore back in days

[01:57:39] I don't know I don't know we'll be able to fight this

[01:57:44] after talking to someone

[01:57:55] It's not to like chill, relax a bit and we're going to be good.

[01:58:25] Now can we walk in here?

[01:58:32] Nice.

[01:58:35] While taking a camp off, dude, taking a camp off Xyra is like fucking taking a basket off

[01:58:54] Lebron and his prime dude Jesus

[01:59:05] And we have to play for the rest of these times

[01:59:13] Yes, yes, yes, yes, oh my god

[01:59:24] I know I need to play with the rest of our clear when we're good.

[01:59:47] two

[01:59:52] Sorry with one ability and you're done. Yeah, it's fucking broken. You're pushing 30 acting like a 12 year old

[02:00:17] I think about Fasha, it's a good slime, but I think about Risa very much, I think about

[02:00:46] I'm glad you're enjoying the videos.

[02:00:57] Nice, and now we get another camp offer too. That's so amazing.

[02:01:02] And then we can probably also get this as well.

[02:01:07] Oh, wait a second.

[02:01:16] uh bolly bolly bolly bolly bolly bolly bolly kill kill kill kill please nice very good three

[02:01:25] We hope.

[02:01:55] Okay, so now I just play for the rest of the topside and afterwards we're good.

[02:02:15] I really hope she answers this.

[02:02:17] gonna make my week if she play if she answers this I have like a golden joke

[02:02:28] primed on ready I'm selling it from Kendrick but I'm selling I'm selling a

[02:02:41] wine from Kendrick here

[02:03:05] what?

[02:03:07] please don't have all the shots

[02:03:10] and flash

[02:03:15] that's fucking cancer

[02:03:18] well on the brice house you got every summer down

[02:03:21] it's not the worst

[02:03:27] alright, let's see guys

[02:03:34] bro stream sent your joke to you actually

[02:03:38] the

[02:03:42] the hell

[02:03:46] chat i wonder if there's something inside of you

[02:03:50] and it's hard to explain

[02:03:54] you

[02:03:58] you

[02:04:02] It's hard to explain.

[02:04:30] your boss knows that you're just half-assing. It's fucking chocked.

[02:04:35] I think next time we just wait for the double Ruby and then we can look on this.

[02:05:04] keep going you might answer you spam a little more oh wait I just asked message

[02:05:17] what I said how can you yell so much oh I have halls candies I have these Chinese

[02:05:26] candies as well then I also have an in between one to three voice these a day

[02:05:31] I also have Broxalia, I have Strep Cills, I eat a good amount of honey daily as well.

[02:05:41] And I also have a couple of honey candies, where it's like honey candies with bee props.

[02:05:49] Okay, so now we do this, you just play for the top, so let me show you again.

[02:06:13] It's hard to explain.

[02:06:20] I'm talking about you, boy.

[02:06:31] Nice.

[02:06:38] I'm gonna start fucking crying I'm not even kidding nice okay what's the song that has

[02:07:02] can caniky talking in it no not this one it's whatever it takes heart so I want

[02:07:20] listen to this one so I'll send this one yeah whatever it takes on

[02:07:31] BAM BAM BAM

[02:07:35] when you play for the strike

[02:07:46] we need this dragon guys we need it

[02:08:20] come on you guys have to go crazy here and if you don't know this what it is

[02:08:36] Yeah, I mean like there just isn't a way to fight it's

[02:08:44] All right, so now we do a Superb Pickaxe, and we can look for the Sheldron.

[02:09:09] Didn't I thought that way?

[02:09:39] have ever somebody's flames you in game make it personal

[02:10:34] Hold on.

[02:11:03] sucks, fuck me. I mean, I used to go this high, that's actually not bad.

[02:11:19] Okay, is there any way that our team can hold the base here? Because I'm starting to like,

[02:11:22] genuinely scale now.

[02:11:28] but i'm telling guys i'm genuinely starting to scale now

[02:11:39] fuck me

[02:11:47] i'm telling you bro it's because you're feeling the energy right now

[02:12:28] Okay, we need to get play for the Crogs here.

[02:12:53] just try waiting in this bush

[02:13:07] no?

[02:13:12] lowkey guys if you can get one good fight it could actually be one of both

[02:13:15] Noooooooooooo and it is fucked.

[02:13:29] Alright let me go tape this one second.

[02:13:45] you

[02:14:15] you

[02:14:45] Why did I lose that game because I'm a piece of shit that was more focused on making the

[02:15:05] enemy jungler fantasize about his mother having sex with other men than I was actually focusing

[02:15:13] on the early game.

[02:15:14] So now what do we have to do? We got played consistent and just not die early.

[02:15:18] And every game that I don't die early, it's gonna be good guys.

[02:15:21] Like I'm telling you. Oh, your shop is here.

[02:15:24] So we can get 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

[02:15:29] Uhhhhhhhhh, nice. No skins, I don't want. Seriously.

[02:15:39] Did enemy Zyra's Champo has mass fucked up?

[02:15:42] But what even is it?

[02:15:49] Even is it?

[02:15:53] Oh fuck wrong, I count.

[02:15:59] Here we go, that's me.

[02:16:09] but you know what's always like so crazy about these like players like i'll tell you

[02:16:14] guys what i find like so insane about them right it's like

[02:16:21] why are you even blaming me i'm like i'm not asking in a way where it's like

[02:16:26] all boohoo like pour me whatever but like genuine question like it's your first season ever

[02:16:32] unironically your first year ever being above masters right literally your first year ever

[02:16:37] And like you get in a game with a guy that you've like never met before and just because

[02:16:46] he's a streamer you're gonna start antagonizing him, you know what I mean?

[02:16:53] Like it makes you feel bad because it's like how shit must that person's life be?

[02:16:59] You know what I mean?

[02:17:00] Like for you to only have like enjoyment from trying to like antagonize people that you

[02:17:04] don't even know.

[02:17:05] They've never been played with you know, it's like Jesus do

[02:17:10] And

[02:17:11] Wilson they're the problem welcome and a theory throw in the promise all and even said I'm 14 months. Thank you and

[02:17:18] I a slime being in bro

[02:17:23] It's obvious in Alta counts

[02:17:26] How many if it is I've never heard of a name dire before so like best case scenario. He's a master speaker

[02:17:32] So it's like he's a master speaker in sniping that show

[02:17:35] I don't know what I'm saying, but I'm just trying to make sure that I don't lose my

[02:17:48] mind.

[02:17:49] Alright.

[02:17:50] Don't lose your mind, so Molly won't, that game was on me though.

[02:18:00] It's just like it's annoying for me that I didn't play well and then I ended up getting fucked on because of it.

[02:18:11] Didn't you guys spend all day teaching Jinx to antagonize everyone on everything because it's fun?

[02:18:16] Yeah, but that's when it's done to other people. When it's done to me, it's different.

[02:18:21] I guess they're just what it is.

[02:18:30] As long as it's happening to other people, it's all that matters.

[02:18:41] Tell me down to us why I can't stop playing League because you're starting to understand

[02:18:55] why people are fucking addicted.

[02:19:02] That's why.

[02:19:03] It's good Wilson.

[02:19:10] Oh Shed, you might enjoy it then, you might enjoy it, but thank you very much Shed.

[02:19:23] I don't watch shows, I haven't watched any recently bro, I haven't watched any recently

[02:19:27] genuinely

[02:19:44] Well, like normally I don't know I want to shake a little bit of everything to be honest

[02:19:48] But I think it's not recently. I've just been like too busy like too much a going on

[02:19:53] Like I wake up every day around like 12

[02:19:55] And then I'll work out and shit I get home. I start my stream I stream until like 12 or 1

[02:20:03] Then I do some stuff on YouTube for like a few hours, and I go to bed

[02:20:07] That's like every day, and uh, or if I'm welcome. Thank you

[02:20:13] It's playing League of Legends 24 hours bad the longest gaming session I've ever had was 29 hours of League straight

[02:20:21] to get challenger in Brazil

[02:20:25] challenge in Brazil

[02:20:36] Something John cuz you it's good skippy

[02:20:43] You watch the boys I think you didn't try the one I watched a little bit of the first like I think sort of three seasons with my

[02:20:48] dad

[02:20:50] But then after that just like

[02:20:52] Man, I was going to just like that, didn't feel like continuing it.

[02:21:01] How do you manage to not kill yourself any tips?

[02:21:05] Because if you kill yourself, the people that help you kill yourself are going to have a

[02:21:08] good day.

[02:21:10] So the thing about me is every time I've been like sad or depressed or I've been saying

[02:21:13] I'm like damn it's fucked up, I would just realize that it's like all my hay watchers

[02:21:17] And everyone that's preying on my downfall would genuinely be elated if I died or if like I I

[02:21:23] Like or I like fell you know I mean so it's like you always even keep getting back up or else the hate watchers

[02:21:30] Are gonna send them they're gonna have a good day

[02:21:31] And it's like the goal is that you make the hate watchers so miserable through your success that they kill themselves

[02:21:37] Does that make sense?

[02:21:40] In game obviously

[02:21:42] Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the top of bottom we should

[02:21:49] be getting.

[02:21:52] Should be fucking hard chilling now.

[02:22:04] So we're just playing the Raptors, rest it clear.

[02:22:06] this game should be a good game against sir com

[02:22:13] are you fucking serious

[02:22:19] like is this guy really fucking serious about the shoes?

[02:22:36] Let's say now imagine I tilt right if I tilt this cocksucker gets a free win so I can't even tilt

[02:22:44] Fintan there are 60 months of luck. Thank you

[02:22:48] I found my champion after playing for hours not sure what lane is best but I've been owning mid lane

[02:22:52] Time when champ it is I'll tell you if it's a good or not for the role

[02:22:55] So we're going to now play for the Wolves and after the Wolves to look on the Gromp

[02:23:07] into the Blue Buff.

[02:23:08] I know we got easy play on the Kraber and we should be good.

[02:23:10] I'm going to put a second point in Q though because even though Kha'zix is clearing towards

[02:23:14] I think that he's gonna be his like clear is gonna admit the lead

[02:23:31] Okay, well get my she's super down to play on double crab here, but they'd be able to play this oh

[02:23:39] My god

[02:23:44] I build 7-5 months on that. Thank you, bro. I got double-cab.

[02:23:52] Man, fuck this fucking guy. Nice.

[02:23:59] Play versus Jinx in chess?

[02:24:02] Well, if he wants a fucking battle, he knows where to find me, bro.

[02:24:06] That's all I'm gonna say.

[02:24:08] If he wants a worthy opponent, then it's like, I'm always here.

[02:24:12] champion is a reliant soul, yeah a reliant soul is a good mid laner

[02:24:16] a reliant soul is two best roles so i mid and bot

[02:24:20] like ADC but you could also play him jungle too

[02:24:25] there are some jungle reliant players actually it's not very common but it's

[02:24:29] like it's an off meta cool pick

[02:24:42] So now we just play on the wrappers and afterwards we can look on reset and then look for outside.

[02:24:50] Because if I just go shade to my wolves after this and the problem is I'm blocked, why?

[02:24:54] Because I'd have to wait like 20 seconds for it to spawn.

[02:24:56] Unless I want to look for a midi guy, that works too.

[02:24:58] Try to like bait him.

[02:25:00] Nice, Trimmer wasted Z.

[02:25:08] Perfect.

[02:25:09] I didn't know what to play on this here.

[02:25:16] So you see how I wanted to reset but then I saw potential for a gank and it's like because of the potential I stayed.

[02:25:21] That's how you need to play jungle.

[02:25:23] It's reacting to the information.

[02:25:29] Notice how she don't has bros probably breathing hard.

[02:25:38] I'm sorry, I didn't saw him there in the bottom of my cup.

[02:25:49] Thank you, Ro.

[02:25:50] I wonder if Fizz's asshole is as lubricated as the rest of his body, because he's got

[02:25:58] to be fucking slimy, right?

[02:26:00] So you guys think it's like that inside as well?

[02:26:04] Like a fucking slip and slide, dude?

[02:26:07] you fucking got lost inside there

[02:26:14] we have to look on this one

[02:26:18] as long as we get this is gonna get in, I have my smite upgrade too so it should be free

[02:26:24] alright this is chill this is chill

[02:26:37] Okay, so the fizz, er, not fizz, but shimmer has north.

[02:26:45] Nice, and I'll just go for this kill.

[02:26:51] Perfect, I don't know how we can get the crab.

[02:26:59] Easy as fuck.

[02:27:02] You're such a jester.

[02:27:05] When a jester speaks, even the kings fall silent, remember that.

[02:27:12] All right, let's see guys, so we're going to end up and get our boots right away and

[02:27:20] then we're going to stop and build in all one day.

[02:27:25] All right.

[02:27:27] I'm just going to kind of hear the game, yeah, I never play the game audio.

[02:27:34] Wait, what the fuck is this?

[02:27:39] Oh, I mean, there's nothing I can do to that.

[02:27:45] If I don't have Q-Sax or something, I'm never fighting him, so if he's just saying my John

[02:27:47] Wayne for me, that's just fuck.

[02:27:49] Um, so now my entire topside's gone, uh, a little sick for his bot side and made out

[02:27:57] of base on.

[02:27:58] Because if he's doing my topside, then it means that he's trying to go like here, then

[02:28:01] he's going to go here.

[02:28:03] If I just go straight here, I'm ahead of him.

[02:28:19] OK, no ward here, perfect.

[02:28:23] Nice.

[02:28:24] We're going to hold on to our W, though,

[02:28:26] because if he comes here, then I need to actually have that up.

[02:28:33] And then it's gonna put us in a prime position to gank bot too and he used my E because the enemy minion wave is coming in

[02:28:38] Which means their minion wave is coming here too, so if I didn't use my E then it would have had vision of me

[02:28:52] Okay, so we know that Seraphine walked up for sure and now Causix is here, but I'm gonna my team up with me

[02:29:03] Nice. So the reason I instantly ulted on him there was because I knew that I had like a max range ult, right?

[02:29:14] And the problem is that if I don't lead with ult, then he would just walk over this one and escape.

[02:29:18] So if I ulted on him like that, it forces him to use his E or to get hit by the ult.

[02:29:24] And if he gets hit by the ult, he dies, and if he uses his E, then he can't get over the wall so he dies as well.

[02:29:29] So it's like we checkmated him with the ultimate though.

[02:29:40] So now we set our app to his respawn, so we're going to keep clearing upwards.

[02:29:59] So I know cause this is here but if I can get the kills for it.

[02:30:09] Oh I should have bounced my Q.

[02:30:14] If I would have bounced my Q for another uh...

[02:30:17] Oh dude!

[02:30:20] Okay we got this turn on.

[02:30:26] Now, out of base I think we just walked straight, uh, crugs into grubs.

[02:30:39] Don't use the word checkmate if you're 400 elo, you shitter.

[02:30:48] Are you fucking retarded?

[02:30:50] I'm not fucking 400 elo in chess, you stupid prick, I'm 423.

[02:30:54] Fucking moron.

[02:30:56] imagine this fucking mon sits there and undersells my fucking elow

[02:30:59] that's how you know I'm good because you really have to undersell me just to feel like

[02:31:04] Valdein where you're saying destroyed

[02:31:06] yes I could easily get claps on so I need to hold on to my uh

[02:31:12] my W here

[02:31:16] now if Causics comes I should just win though

[02:31:21] after this we have to look for the dragon too.

[02:31:33] Fucking checkmate kid.

[02:31:35] Alright now we just sit on this one again.

[02:31:42] So just share a free dragon into uh, like folk air.

[02:31:51] All this is huge just kill him now it's fine kill him to kill him to

[02:32:10] Ah, no, you guys got it though, right?

[02:32:16] Pike E, E, E, E, E, E!

[02:32:19] Alright, let's get this here.

[02:32:25] Nice, perfect.

[02:32:28] Alright, crab is going to be the first thing that he can test, so I'm going to go share

[02:32:33] crab into talk to Valkyrie.

[02:32:36] How are you flunger at Elo?

[02:32:38] Um, well, I've been playing, I play chess for about eight months consistently every day in my chemistry class in college

[02:32:47] So that's how I got good because I would sit there every day and I would just be like grinding in the back of my class

[02:32:53] The only reason why I think I'm not a high-level in chess though is because it pisses me off

[02:32:56] How long fucking like cancer retards way too user next move. Oh, oh

[02:33:01] If I do this he does this shut up dude fucking eat his piece you fucking loser

[02:33:05] No, you can tell none of these people have ever been in a fucking real battle setting like League of Legends, dude

[02:33:11] Oh my god, I need to wait fuck off, dude

[02:33:13] If you wait you could fucking die while waiting you fucking piece of shit

[02:33:17] If you can eat his fucking night eat his fucking night don't overthink it be fucking long

[02:33:24] So it's like even though I'm for your deal

[02:33:25] I think my for your deal is more respectable my furniture feel is more respectable than even somebody that have like ten thousand

[02:33:32] Because they're actually play like a Chad's game. I

[02:33:34] I don't like further than my two moves

[02:33:57] Nice I need a fight for my life

[02:34:04] It's like my iron is the equivalent of other people's challenger, you know what I mean?

[02:34:22] We have to look on the wrappers and afterwards we look for both side and we're good.

[02:34:44] Chess is for bullied kids who are bully scout outfits of school.

[02:34:48] Dude, all I'm going to say is I've never heard of a five-year-old getting challenged

[02:34:52] League of Legends, but they're five-year-old sitting Grandmaster in chess every day, but

[02:34:57] they're prodigies. I don't give a fuck dude. It just shows how easy it is.

[02:35:02] League of Legends is harder than chess. Facts!

[02:35:08] Only reason why people don't view League as a more respected thing than chess is because not

[02:35:13] everyone can afford a computer. Same reason why so many people like soccer, because the place

[02:35:19] soccer you don't need equipment you just didn't kick a fucking ball you know what I mean

[02:35:28] that sucks

[02:35:29] one more chewies dad but at least i get a lot of items

[02:35:35] and uh... tilly theran is welcome thank you

[02:35:42] I need to get the uh, the Rift Hell soon.

[02:35:53] Alright, as long as we can get this, it's gonna be okay.

[02:36:01] Like, do you guys want to know what the real difference is between League of Legends and Chess?

[02:36:06] In Chess, your pieces don't tell you to kill yourself when they disagree with the move you just made.

[02:36:11] And then just fuck off and do their own thing.

[02:36:14] It's like imagine you sit there and try moving your queen, and then your queen is just like,

[02:36:18] yeah, you can fucking kill yourself, and then it starts killing your own king.

[02:36:22] And you're just like, wait, what?

[02:36:24] That's unironically 40% of League games.

[02:36:27] I need to tell Jinx to that later.

[02:36:41] Wait, why didn't my ally just say that I'm a fanboy of myself?

[02:36:47] Thought Dauntless was good.

[02:36:50] He's just a little fanboy.

[02:36:53] Ah, explains it.

[02:36:59] grown man naming himself as a streamer.

[02:37:45] Alright, let's look at this here.

[02:37:54] I want to look at this dragon actually.

[02:38:01] Yeah, once you get third dragon, it's going to be so much more free.

[02:38:15] I'm gonna say my give me a second the red just respond we need fight for it

[02:38:24] I'm not sure if I'd be able to actually kill them all

[02:38:29] all right we're going to drop the health net that's it

[02:38:37] oh god what the fuck was that blood just got one shot

[02:38:50] No, I missed my Q.

[02:38:55] Not that I should just fuck up everything.

[02:39:20] Fucking cheater.

[02:39:27] Alright, let's open the top debacle and then we should be getting.

[02:39:43] Okay, top debacle and then we can reset and look on the barn.

[02:39:50] All right guys, I'm gonna be honest with you, I feel like crazy shit's about to happen.

[02:40:05] Crazy shit is about to fucking happen, and I don't know if you guys are ready for it,

[02:40:09] are you?

[02:40:10] Type 1 if you're ready, type 2 if you're not.

[02:40:11] Who the fuck is ready?

[02:40:12] Beat us dropping, we're fighting.

[02:40:13] Beat us dropping, we're fighting.

[02:40:14] Beat us dropping, we're fighting.

[02:40:15] Beat us dropping, we're fighting.

[02:40:16] be distrapping or fighting

[02:40:18] be distrapping or fighting

[02:40:20] living for the moment

[02:40:22] never thinking about tomorrow

[02:40:24] the things to come

[02:40:46] nice low key we could just bar in here no we do not need this sad barred simpson edit

[02:41:02] music bro we do not need this sad barred simpson edit edit twitch chat wants a fucking banger

[02:41:12] Push chat wants a fucking banger.

[02:41:14] Do you guys want an OG classic banger, yes or no?

[02:41:17] Cause I could give you guys one right now.

[02:41:23] I'll give you a second.

[02:41:25] OH MY GOD!

[02:41:30] 15 year old hard style.

[02:41:33] Don't let the top laners know about it.

[02:41:35] Alright, let's go.

[02:41:39] Okay, everyone listen.

[02:41:42] I'm up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry, I don't know how lovely you are, I'm up to

[02:41:57] meet you, tell you I'm sorry, you don't know how lovely you are, I had to find you, tell

[02:42:11] Tell you I need you, tell you I said you.

[02:42:19] Nobody said it was such a shame for us.

[02:42:36] No one ever said it will be this hard.

[02:43:36] And nobody said it was easy I'll take me back to the

[02:44:34] Absolute classic. Now guys, there's one other Coldplay song that is one of the craziest

[02:44:45] heart cells ever. Have one of you guys think you're ready for it? The scientist acts as

[02:44:54] heart-styled boot like 11 years old listen to this oh wait wait it's the

[02:45:06] same song oh fuck wait it's the same song but different remix different

[02:45:10] remix

[02:45:24] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[02:45:33] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[02:45:40] I'm sorry.

[02:45:44] I'm sorry.

[02:45:51] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[02:45:53] Tell me your secrets and ask me your questions.

[02:46:04] Oh my god. I'm ready for a guys are you?

[02:46:09] I'm ready for a guys are you?

[02:46:11] Who's ready for the fucking drop?

[02:46:14] Nobody said it was easy Oh, it's such a shame for us to part

[02:46:34] No one ever said back to the start.

[02:46:52] you

[02:48:22] I

[02:48:24] I

[02:48:26] I

[02:48:49] Now I'm right. That was a fucking classic for you guys

[02:48:53] guys, El Classico.

[02:48:56] Alright, not bad.

[02:49:02] We should break into masters after our next game, which is gonna be good.

[02:49:06] Dun-dun-nub-nub-nub-nub.

[02:49:09] No.

[02:49:13] Mmmm.

[02:49:17] Alright, let's do it, guys.

[02:49:22] Holy cock, that shit goes straight into my sex playlist.

[02:49:27] I don't shit.

[02:49:28] It's like, okay, I do know exactly what you mean though.

[02:49:32] Why are the games on this account so much easier?

[02:49:38] Is it lower elo?

[02:49:39] No, so I talked about it a bit yesterday.

[02:49:42] So the thing about it is that playing on an account of League of Legends is like being in a relationship, right?

[02:49:49] And the problem is that when you're with a shitty partner, right, and you've been with

[02:49:55] them for many, many, many years, you put less effort, right?

[02:49:59] So when you put on an account that has 800 games and it's a 49% rate of accounts, right,

[02:50:06] and every game you're losing more than you gain, then it's kind of like a match and you're

[02:50:12] sitting there and you're in a relationship with a woman that cheats on you every day,

[02:50:17] right?

[02:50:18] and then she sits there and always tells you about how she'd rather like have sex with other men than you

[02:50:25] and then she also like beats the fuck out of you, right?

[02:50:29] And she's like sitting there and like blowing your dad every time there's like a family meetup, right?

[02:50:34] It's like when you're going to go on a date with that girl, you're not going to want to pay for it, right?

[02:50:40] You're not going to want to pull the chair out, you're not going to want to do any of these things, okay?

[02:50:44] But then if you're with someone that you genuinely see they love and they care for you, right?

[02:50:49] And they just want to be with you their royal all that kind of stuff

[02:50:52] Then it's like when you go on a date, you're gonna pull the chair out, you know

[02:50:56] You're gonna open the car door. You're gonna pay for it

[02:50:58] You're gonna ask them how their day was and you're gonna be interested, right?

[02:51:02] So that's what it's like when you play on a fresh account in the league

[02:51:06] Because it's like you're sitting there and it's like I'm looking at this account right now, right?

[02:51:11] and it's like this account is 67% win rate diamond one right with the 77% on

[02:51:19] the hecarim it's like I see that and I want to preserve it you know I need to

[02:51:24] preserve that that purity of the win rate you know what I mean so that's why

[02:51:31] every game that I play needs to be perfect every game I need to perform

[02:51:35] because that account matters right but then you look at the other accounts

[02:51:39] right and it's like on the other account it's 500 games right with a 49 per

[02:51:49] summon rate right and it's like this is what we see so over here it's like bra

[02:51:54] you know what I mean like how the fuck am I supposed to walk in right when it's

[02:51:59] like there's nothing to preserve here you guys like type one of you okay

[02:52:04] your sound I mean look it's literally 9-11 on my match history bro tower 1

[02:52:10] tower 2 you know I mean like it's fucked up even even the symbolism bro is

[02:52:14] showing you what's happening right now on this account legitimately it's

[02:52:18] symbolic right so that's the thing so that's why it's like when the universe

[02:52:26] sends you signs sometimes you just need to accept them and be like you know what

[02:52:29] pocket is what it is

[02:52:38] right nice

[02:52:42] is

[02:52:45] it

[02:52:48] located this could be a good game for the serpent so on some real shit

[02:52:53] we're gonna do in this one goes for nine percent when it has well

[02:52:58] have some fucking confidence in the king bro please please have a little bit of faith

[02:53:09] do you know what the jinxie coaching is going to be today uh the jinxie coaching let's see

[02:53:18] so he's playing chess uh and then he's doing sort of champion league of legend say nine

[02:53:25] so I would say if I had to guess maybe in like three and a half hours I would say

[02:53:33] maybe in like three and a half hours but it depends on him you know

[02:53:40] all right

[02:53:46] all right

[02:53:51] the one's going shade to tampon springs no

[02:53:55] guys I will not get this shit beaten out of me in tampon springs by the jinx sir

[02:54:06] The memories on the wall

[02:54:11] It's pretty physical, the water actually

[02:54:14] To talk about Folkler, we could lowkey one behind this game

[02:54:17] The only thing I'm worried about though is that she scales infinitely

[02:54:21] A lot of shields, infinite scaler, ah it's fucked

[02:54:25] I'm gonna be honest, from combo on this game is fucked, unless our team goes crazy

[02:54:36] So now we're going to play for the Grom to Krug, so we should be getting...

[02:54:50] She was never Sweden tampon springs nope. I'm actually glad it's a remake. I think this is going to be really hard

[02:55:10] Do you see Jinxie has a cash cow you want to milk?

[02:55:14] What the fuck is wrong with you?

[02:55:17] Jesus, no. I see him as a guy that I get on and grade with when we do it and we have like insane chemistry.

[02:55:28] Cause like the thing is that me and him, we work off each other super well. That's why I love doing content with him.

[02:55:34] Because just like we get each other.

[02:55:41] Well it's a good thing they have K though. I'm happy with the remake.

[02:55:47] JNC coaching on Rainbow 6-1?

[02:55:58] Whenever you sound for it, if you ever ask me, then I'll be done.

[02:56:07] Dondis and Jay Fanard-1, don't ask that question, people are generally going to make it.

[02:56:15] The air tastes like iron in Tampon Springs.

[02:56:18] Listen, I've heard stories about Tampon Springs

[02:56:22] and there's one thing I know.

[02:56:24] In Tampon Springs, whenever a door closes in a house,

[02:56:30] everybody in the house gets down.

[02:56:32] Because they never know if it was a door closing

[02:56:34] or if it was gunshots outside.

[02:56:36] Gen C literally grew up in the hood, guys.

[02:56:39] Like, if you ever saw the area that he lived in, it's obvious.

[02:56:43] like there's legitimately like signs of gang violence everywhere it would

[02:56:48] honestly be surprising to me if he didn't go to school wearing a bulletproof

[02:56:52] vest every day like I'm telling you shit ain't sunny in tampon springs that's

[02:56:57] for fucking damn sure dude

[02:57:13] What the hell is tampon Springs? It's the hellhole of the United States

[02:57:22] Shit's the fucking trenches

[02:57:24] I'm not sure if he's ready for it yet.

[02:57:47] All right.

[02:57:59] Is the Dante aside on YouTube your account?

[02:58:01] Yes.

[02:58:02] Yes.

[02:58:03] Because the thing is that on the main channel we want to only upload like bangers and stuff.

[02:58:10] So the Dante side account is just going to be uploading like funny moments from the stream

[02:58:14] and stuff like that or like cool moments from the stream.

[02:58:17] that weren't gonna make it on like the main channel you know

[02:58:31] wait this video actually went crazy what the fuck

[02:58:40] that's actually was hard

[02:58:47] I was gonna be like really chill.

[02:58:52] When is the Canadian vs Jynx gonna be?

[02:58:54] I don't know, I don't know.

[02:58:57] I have to ask him, whenever he thinks he's ready.

[02:59:05] It's going on your top pod?

[02:59:07] Yeah, Chum is so broken that she'll be free.

[02:59:12] How about the Roblox channel?

[02:59:14] Well thing is I have a lot of different YouTube channels like I have the donal YouTube channel

[02:59:22] I'll show you guys

[02:59:24] I have my donal YouTube channel, then I also have donal shorts and clips of Don tests

[02:59:30] Then we also have

[02:59:33] Don tests Roblox

[02:59:38] Then we also have I

[02:59:40] I think it's Don't test highlights

[02:59:49] And then we also have League of Don't us

[02:59:55] Soon as a clip channel, it's only like 700 subs though, which I guess is why it doesn't show though

[03:00:02] Is that all of them let me think I

[03:00:06] Ain't that's all of them if I'm not mistaken. I don't have missing any

[03:00:10] I can use the YouTube live channel to stream on YouTube.

[03:00:19] Now, I don't know if I'm ever going to stream on YouTube.

[03:00:21] Because the issue with stream on YouTube is that you can really play music on there.

[03:00:25] And for me, it kind of throws me off.

[03:00:40] Let's get down now talk to Bob Folklin and then we can look on the crowd

[03:00:45] All of them the same editor and no no no no

[03:00:48] Every channel has its own like a editor normally. I have some editors. I do cross work on different channels too

[03:01:00] But you have so many YouTube channels

[03:01:02] Because the thing about me is that I'm kind of weird

[03:01:05] So like most League streamers that like have made it or that are bigger in the scene

[03:01:09] They're only really known for League, but for me, it's always been like personality

[03:01:15] So that's why like I have different channels. I kind of do different things, right?

[03:01:20] Where it's like someone more personality oriented some are like more League oriented others are just like shorts others are like long form

[03:01:29] It really depends and then for the shorts one, it's like some are League shorts some are like

[03:01:35] Like a main shorts and stuff like that

[03:01:38] So everything I know serves as some purpose

[03:01:43] It's like we give down to the salt spaces show okay after

[03:01:57] Then there's also don't listen Laura. Yeah, but the don't listen Laura did swear like it's like someone would get like

[03:02:03] It's like a video gets a million views and then the next day it gets like 30 so that's

[03:02:09] why we're saying about it.

[03:02:12] Is Roblox channel a cash grab or do you actually like playing it?

[03:02:20] No, I genuinely enjoy it.

[03:02:23] You can ask my wife, dude, at one point I was ruining my career for like two weeks straight

[03:02:28] because there was this one autistic game called Mini Empire so it was like a Roblox RTS and

[03:02:32] I would unironically just play that for like four hours a day.

[03:02:37] I would say like ruining my stream too with that.

[03:02:40] Like I would literally sit there and I'd get like 400 viewers on my streams because I would

[03:02:44] just be fucking like playing fucking mini-empires on Roblox because I always like find these

[03:02:49] autistic games that I really enjoy but that people don't like watching.

[03:02:54] So like for example you guys know games like Kingdom Rush?

[03:02:56] Like for me games like that are like some of my favorite games like Tower of Defendants

[03:03:00] or like that.

[03:03:01] So it's on games that people want to watch, but for me it's like I love it.

[03:03:11] As in Clips of Dauntless and Donal of Shorts, it's just basically the same stuff, uh, yeah,

[03:03:17] kind of.

[03:03:18] But those are the only two that are really like an overlap to be fair.

[03:03:29] Alright, let's play on the Raptors and after Raptors we can look to the bot side.

[03:03:44] Do you feel like you are kind of trading yourself with all these coachings?

[03:03:49] I hope not.

[03:03:50] No, not really.

[03:03:51] Because like, unironically, I think it's actually a good thing that Jinx only plays

[03:03:55] League for like, I don't know, between like once a few hours a day, because it allows

[03:03:59] me to sit there and really like, like it allows me to sit there and it allows me to really

[03:04:05] like, be able to like have the best synergy possible without like overdoing it, you know?

[03:04:11] Like if you was playing League for 6 hours shit and I was coaching for 6 hours it would be like fuck

[03:04:17] But it's like very manageable

[03:04:21] What's your opinion on TFT? Well TFT is another one of those autistic games I hyper obsessed over

[03:04:27] Like they got so bad that I had to have like three different sit-down discussions with my wife because she would like

[03:04:33] Talk to me she'd be like don't us like when you're not streaming

[03:04:36] It doesn't even feel like I like I'm with you because like the promise that you're saying never you're just playing TFT

[03:04:40] Let me watch shows you're playing TFT your friends are over you're playing TFT like you're sitting there

[03:04:45] We're fucking like going out you're just waiting for 30 minutes. I'm playing TFT

[03:04:50] But I got over that addiction so it's okay

[03:05:04] Okay, I really want to promise dragon

[03:05:10] Ah, fuck me, I'm just gonna die here, that's what it is.

[03:05:17] Yeah, I guess I shouldn't be going for the Jagannabrit 5, no problem.

[03:05:25] I don't might have been a chance, but I guess I'm

[03:05:46] All right, so now we just look for the the crab and then we should begin

[03:05:50] Why is TFT so addicting?

[03:05:56] Okay, because TFT does something that very few games actually do.

[03:06:02] So think about TFT is that every single game, when the game starts, is that like real?

[03:06:14] So think about TFT is like every single time the game starts, right?

[03:06:18] You have the carousel which dictates like an overall buff that everyone gets, right?

[03:06:23] But then during the game you also have different augments that you can choose.

[03:06:27] So the reason why TFT is so addicting is because you're going to play four games in

[03:06:31] a row that feel like shit and they feel horrible, but then you're going to play that fifth

[03:06:35] game where it's like, it goes crazy, everything aligns, and it feels like a max win.

[03:06:41] It feels like gambling, right?

[03:06:43] Except instead of gambling with money, you're gambling with fun.

[03:06:46] So in TFT like 80% of your time is spent getting cancer and being mad, but then the 20% of

[03:06:51] it is so fun that it's like you're like, dude, I need to do this again.

[03:06:55] You know what I mean?

[03:06:56] But I'd say just what is, that's why I got addicted because like I would sit there, I'd

[03:07:05] play like one fun game and then it's like you play for four hours straight trying to

[03:07:08] chase another high

[03:07:32] there's no more carousel in tft

[03:07:33] see I haven't even played the game in like three months so I don't even have any idea what's happening

[03:07:37] All right, so now we're gonna do some play for the ground, but then I'll throw it to

[03:07:51] the blue.

[03:07:52] Thing is, this game's a bit rough, but it doesn't feel like it's lost.

[03:08:07] I think this is generally like why is it that every day I play at least one game where I

[03:08:36] I just sat there and I'm like, dude,

[03:08:39] this is one of the most depressing games ever,

[03:08:40] but it's like every game, fuck me, was this one.

[03:08:48] Maybe we can look for a top-gank here.

[03:08:53] No, it's okay.

[03:08:58] Oh, no, no, yeah, you're fucking dead, no.

[03:09:01] No, back up, back up their jungler soon.

[03:09:06] I don't get why you didn't kill the LoHP Kailin.

[03:09:32] Okay, so the enemy team has a champ called Zilean and this champion is a champion that is obsessed with underage minors, so as a result he actually has abilities that allow him to like level up champions on League, so that he can like make them League go right?

[03:09:47] And the problem with Zilean, that's the enemy champ I'm talking about, is that his ultimate

[03:09:54] makes it so that if you kill somebody while they are ulted, then for literally 5 seconds

[03:09:58] straight, if they die, they get resurrected with like half HP.

[03:10:03] So it's like if I would have went for the Kaelin kill, it's just over.

[03:10:08] What a fucking miserable game though, wow.

[03:10:12] See?

[03:10:13] What just happened is he died, but now he's getting resurrected, he's half HP, wow, and

[03:10:18] now they just got 0 for 2 because of it.

[03:10:23] Fucking cheers, dude.

[03:10:26] Nice.

[03:10:27] Okay, so our colleague gets to kill Bob, which is actually good, so I get one, she gets another,

[03:10:42] and then our scunner also trades one for one

[03:10:44] we could even look up the dragon here

[03:10:45] this could be really good

[03:11:02] okay so now we get this and now for us to look for the top to box the top here

[03:11:07] jings day is playing four games of league today

[03:11:09] oh shit okay

[03:11:11] the fucking grinder i see him

[03:11:18] kill please kill please

[03:11:24] well we got the dragon so as long as we got the dragon it's okay

[03:11:31] I'd say I don't get fanboyed every game, but when I do, wow, is it miserable?

[03:11:52] Let's crank.

[03:11:53] You're really missing that, bro.

[03:11:55] I can't even farm this.

[03:11:56] like I said I'm getting counter-jumped at 12 minutes by the enemy top laner on

[03:12:00] my ball side what it's like you're a fucking fish in a fish tank and a great

[03:12:08] white shark fucking pulls up what the fuck like why are you even here dude you

[03:12:14] know I mean so what the fuck is this shit

[03:12:26] I'm sorry, but it's just true nice

[03:12:39] I'm gonna tell him all plates that he feels like happy with himself

[03:12:47] and uh creation and promo come thank you

[03:12:56] hey so now we're gonna play for the top to bottom and we should actually be in a

[03:12:59] super spot

[03:13:20] uh... nice and i'm getting invaded by three people on my

[03:13:27] Awww dude, fuuuuuck!

[03:13:45] Oh my god.

[03:13:47] You know what being a jungler that wants to get to three items is like?

[03:13:54] It's like imagine you're like a baby in a womb, right?

[03:13:58] And your mother's like a drug addict alcoholic smoker, right?

[03:14:04] And then you have to sit there and imagine it's like a video game, right?

[03:14:07] Where instead of everything getting fed to you through an umbilical cord, you can dodge

[03:14:11] it, right?

[03:14:12] And it's like being a power scaling jungler is like, ah, fuck she took pence, fuck she's

[03:14:16] Fuck, she just downed a whiskey.

[03:14:18] God damn it, you know what, like, that's literally how it feels.

[03:14:21] And then it's like this game, this game,

[03:14:23] the mom just gets like the fucking drug party orgy, right?

[03:14:28] And it's like there's nothing we can do, bro.

[03:14:31] Nothing we can do, bro.

[03:14:34] Like she's getting shot up with five different needles.

[03:14:37] How the fuck do I dodge everything?

[03:14:40] You know what I mean?

[03:14:41] Like fuck, dude, it sucks.

[03:14:46] Like Subway surfers, dude.

[03:14:53] How many play for the other opters here?

[03:15:07] With this build, you're not, uh, that are you?

[03:15:12] Well, with this build, you're a power scaler.

[03:15:15] You want to be somebody that like gets to three items and then like hard shits on everyone

[03:15:19] But the problem is that when I have like fucking three people in my jungle running my shit in every game

[03:15:23] It's like it's cancer. It's like you're in prison and you can become the gang leader of a certain like I don't know

[03:15:29] Like group of people whatever

[03:15:30] But then it's like you always get fucked in the ass by nine people and every go to the showers like dude

[03:15:34] How am I supposed to sit there and actually do anything?

[03:15:37] Like every day I can't even walk around to talk to the different prisoners because my ass is just perma sore

[03:15:45] nice yes oh my god let's try and got it that's fucking horrible on the TF on the

[03:16:04] Oh god.

[03:16:05] Oh!

[03:16:06] Fucking god!

[03:16:07] No!

[03:16:08] No!

[03:16:09] What?

[03:16:10] Surely he's not going to fucking follow, right?

[03:16:11] I just thought I knew it.

[03:16:12] Fucking bullshit.

[03:16:13] Fuck.

[03:16:14] Fuck.

[03:16:15] Fuck.

[03:16:16] Fuck.

[03:16:17] Fuck.

[03:16:18] Fuck.

[03:16:19] Fuck.

[03:16:20] Fuck.

[03:16:21] Fuck.

[03:16:22] Fuck.

[03:16:23] Fuck.

[03:16:24] Fuck.

[03:16:25] Fuck.

[03:16:26] Fuck.

[03:16:27] Fuck.

[03:16:28] Fuck.

[03:16:29] Fuck.

[03:16:30] Fuck.

[03:16:31] Fuck.

[03:16:32] Fuck.

[03:16:33] Dude, this game is so hard.

[03:17:03] All right, let's hear Nisha and John, but they are so welcome.

[03:17:32] Thank you.

[03:17:33] Okay.

[03:17:34] Okay.

[03:17:36] There.

[03:17:38] Right now, we're just going to look on this here.

[03:18:02] Nice! W unemployment!

[03:18:10] Are you fucking...

[03:18:14] Dude, this is...

[03:18:18] It's so miserable. It's actually so miserable.

[03:18:22] But thank you Ben, appreciate it. Happy Fever!

[03:18:26] And Luce for the 30-months of life. Thank you!

[03:18:30] He does not deadlock, we haven't answered yet.

[03:18:33] Yeah, I'm not interested in that game.

[03:18:35] Deadlock is an Overwatch players game, not a league player.

[03:18:39] I'm going to try it obviously right Bob I'm curious what do you guys think yes or no

[03:19:35] I think what we have to do is we have to play for the wolves and after wolves we maybe look

[03:19:42] for someone bought here.

[03:19:44] The game uses Absorbent Sound though so all their shields are fucked.

[03:19:48] Shield, Jarvan W plus Eclipse shield so that's three shields total, four shields, five.

[03:19:58] yeah of course they're just waiting in my jungle dude why would they not be waiting

[03:20:06] in my jungle dude like

[03:20:07] I'm gonna get invaded here on site of course on site of course on site

[03:20:22] And then I get like why would that not happen?

[03:20:25] Like what?

[03:20:52] Did this one is like really really really hard

[03:21:22] I would assume the answer is yes.

[03:21:52] Yo, there's no way we're not teleporting, right?

[03:21:56] So the enemy midlaner is literally ulting on me five times this game

[03:21:59] and my midlaner can't even fucking teleport to a dragon?

[03:22:03] Dude, you need to go fuck yourself, bro, like...

[03:22:12] Nah.

[03:22:12] Oh nice.

[03:22:27] I mean it still works but it's like why is she not using her teleport?

[03:22:42] Alright, let's try some here.

[03:22:54] I spent the first six samples and I had some Malphite support, one check glaning, then

[03:22:58] I permagank and I scare everyone else, where have I just gotten on to zero the purgatory

[03:23:02] that has this game?

[03:23:04] Also, the good news is just know that the enemy's experience is always worse than yours,

[03:23:08] So just have that going through.

[03:23:25] I think we're just having to give this dragon one.

[03:23:38] I'm fucking retarded I thought I dodged a chop there my bad

[03:23:56] we got him bad now because I fucked up that's on me if he loses this game it's my fault

[03:24:00] because I just said that.

[03:24:02] Um...

[03:24:16] Yeah, okay, I need this right now.

[03:24:30] Are we gonna have to play for this red buff here? Why we genuinely need it?

[03:25:00] I was here and maybe look for something here.

[03:25:27] Yeah, there could definitely be on my bar in here.

[03:25:30] guys can we get a ward please I ain't no way okay well they're not on it thank

[03:25:41] God they're not on it we're okay we're okay

[03:26:00] I

[03:26:11] Was fucking terrible Jesus Christ. I mean listen, I was also I don't in the game here. I think it's okay though. I

[03:26:19] Know I just went in and died and I'm like everyone was split and nothing works, but I was looking for a fight, but yeah

[03:26:26] damn. That was just like a really fucked up fight position. I don't think they can end

[03:26:32] though, probably not. Maybe this?

[03:26:56] Oh, fuck.

[03:27:17] So you got burned.

[03:27:18] And now let me guess, the Twisted Fate ulted on me and I dotted the TF ult for the fifth

[03:27:22] time in this game.

[03:27:23] Oh wait, that's not happening? I'm surprised as well.

[03:27:53] You know what, if I just like keep dragging him out here, it's fine because like my team

[03:28:20] is holding base unlike the job is stronger than I am so like even if I die here which I do the

[03:28:26] fact that job in some minute it's like better give some by scarring to respawn if they can even hold

[03:28:32] but if they can it is what it is

[03:28:35] I mean, that was just a miserable game, like jungle gap.

[03:28:55] Yeah, I should have done it.

[03:29:01] you know what it's like to

[03:29:05] it's like imagine you're playing a game of soccer right

[03:29:10] and you have two defense uh... one center agoli

[03:29:15] and two offense

[03:29:20] it's like

[03:29:21] you're sitting there

[03:29:24] and you're the center

[03:29:27] and all three

[03:29:29] so the two offense and the uh...

[03:29:35] it's like you're the goalie

[03:29:38] and then there were the two offense

[03:29:40] are like coming at you

[03:29:42] but then your two like defense are jerking off each other right and like

[03:29:45] the corner of the field

[03:29:47] and then it's like when you get scored on

[03:29:50] your defender say damn goalie gap

[03:29:53] but it's like what the fuck were you even doing

[03:29:56] you know what i mean

[03:29:59] it's like genuinely what the fuck were you even doing

[03:30:03] oh it is okay

[03:30:26] you

[03:30:56] you

[03:31:26] you

[03:31:56] That's on our second Boston row is it?

[03:32:05] No, we won in the nose you make, alright, alright, that's hard copying that dude.

[03:32:21] Because you must be Miss Sebastian in the world that would supercarry you, nah I don't

[03:32:24] think so.

[03:32:25] I would have gotten some people from the last game are just like streams. I mean being cancer

[03:32:31] It's like that's what I think would have happened dude

[03:32:38] Say orders in

[03:32:47] Which song is this one this one is

[03:32:50] is

[03:32:52] Popper Roach X falling in reverse, Rolex remix, R-O-L-E-X-D

[03:33:07] All right

[03:33:10] Can you swim with the assassin build skills harder than the bruiser build on Hecarim?

[03:33:13] Well, it's because you got more one-shot potential so all like the bullshit that happens it's like

[03:33:21] not as bad you know what I mean?

[03:33:23] Are you playing a GenC Rainbow 6 seed, Shawnee?

[03:33:41] Are you down?

[03:33:42] I

[03:33:53] All right guys

[03:33:59] You show James's punch Bob tick to our today low-key

[03:34:08] Like actually low-key though

[03:34:12] Jungle IGN? I don't feel like answering this one.

[03:34:23] I think I just mute him.

[03:34:24] At 99% here it's the same top laner from last game.

[03:34:27] He just sits around like types of cancer every time.

[03:34:30] So it would actually probably even be better to block him.

[03:34:34] Let's see.

[03:34:36] Let's see if that top laner from last game ever plays Varus.

[03:34:39] If he doesn't, I'm just going to block this here.

[03:34:50] Alright.

[03:34:54] Ah, that's fine, I'm welcome.

[03:35:02] And over to the side, David, you're welcome. Thank you.

[03:35:04] Thank you.

[03:35:08] Anyone's hearing me? It's a problem, right?

[03:35:34] Ah, nice. So the guy that has my stream open and pretends I doesn't know it's me so I can give me cancer and team childhood, let's see.

[03:35:45] We find out in the game.

[03:35:50] Could have been my top laner from last game, let's see.

[03:35:56] What even was my top laner's name?

[03:36:04] Jesus

[03:36:10] Remember your date could always be worse guys. There's always one guy being a more fucked up day than you

[03:36:22] All right, let's see I

[03:36:26] Know it's having on this guy

[03:36:28] We were playing guns dead he is a lawyer

[03:36:31] Fuck is going on here dude blue playing and steadies lawyer, bro

[03:36:51] All right, let's get it done now

[03:36:55] Pardon me once I should clear board stop this game. I think well

[03:37:01] Yeah, they end up being wild.

[03:37:04] Cause like it's kind of a cornflip but it happens bot side and I don't feel like losing

[03:37:08] double and I fucked up my ward.

[03:37:16] I don't want to go matchup GG, but the Graves one?

[03:37:19] No, it's not.

[03:37:20] I don't want to go at all.

[03:37:21] Smashup is okay.

[03:37:22] It's just that he invades and gives you cancer.

[03:37:25] You know a DFT Hecarim on Hecarim?

[03:37:40] I don't know how you're supposed to go like Black Cleaver with DFT and an Insta-Sack set,

[03:37:45] but like, I don't think it's worth taking Deathfire towards you so you can Insta-Stack

[03:37:49] they have to. Uh, and the stack, they were like, that seems like very silly. Like, you

[03:37:56] have a zero combat power of ruin for the first like 20 minutes of the game, so you can,

[03:37:59] and the stack, I'd like...

[03:38:00] Alright, let's do a new share.

[03:38:22] So Tom is getting proud, which we knew would happen.

[03:38:24] So that's going to be good.

[03:38:37] Why are you starting out your rod?

[03:38:38] Because you don't have to drone early.

[03:38:40] Like, let's say I look right now at what's happening

[03:38:42] while I'm not even changing.

[03:38:44] Like, I'm just going to folklare anyways.

[03:38:46] But yeah, at all this shit, it's like,

[03:38:47] it's something with actually checking out camps

[03:38:50] Once you get to like your last two.

[03:38:53] It's like, okay, now we're getting to that looking a little bit.

[03:38:57] So I'm gonna go with Pryo, or top of Pryo.

[03:38:58] Nice, that's gonna grab them.

[03:39:00] See?

[03:39:07] Well, that's it, just what it is.

[03:39:10] Because as long as you listen to your main map,

[03:39:12] you don't really need to sit there and like drone that much.

[03:39:14] DFT does more damage than Conqueror level 4, Crab 1 be 1 after Flo Clear.

[03:39:24] The tech is you go Cleaver on an Hanging Despair.

[03:39:27] I'd be like willing to like look into it I guess.

[03:39:37] I don't know.

[03:39:38] Now that Assassin Akron feels like it's actually decent again with the items though, it doesn't

[03:39:43] really make me want to play any other version of it but I definitely be

[03:39:47] willing to like give it a look though I'll check it out after nice

[03:39:57] We can actually look at it a little bit now, let's see.

[03:40:05] Alright, so Hecarim runes, where's runes?

[03:40:18] So DFT has a 50.7% win rate.

[03:40:22] I don't know. Diamond plus? D2 plus? Yeah, definitely not.

[03:40:36] I think it's fair just to summon a surgeon and then just keep budding him.

[03:40:42] Like I respect the Thiebikraft hustle. Don't get me wrong. I always thought Thiebikraft

[03:40:48] and league is one of the most fun aspects about it, but it's like if his assassin

[03:40:52] Hecarim is viable and it feels really good, then you shouldn't be looking it's

[03:40:56] like three-capped anything else. Because it will always be the highest

[03:41:01] card potential version of Hecarim ever, right?

[03:41:11] Okay, so I'll just finish the clear and then afterwards we'll look on the dragon.

[03:41:18] I don't know, but options for Axiom 2nd if you feel confidence on your build just like

[03:41:30] that.

[03:41:31] Oh, what would you recommend?

[03:41:32] If you're going to say I'm the stronger I would disagree with you.

[03:41:37] I'm nice, would I disagree with you though?

[03:41:42] He's like the thing about the reason why Axiomark II I like it is because Axiomark what it does is it makes it so that you're getting like unironically 45 lethality on your first two items so that an ascension enables us for you to do like very true damage on two items to squishies.

[03:42:02] And it's like I don't think getting like more ability haste or like things like that out values that at all.

[03:42:12] No, yeah, please, please, please.

[03:42:21] Nice.

[03:42:23] I think Amigo is allowed on Twitch nowadays, so I updated it 30 minutes ago.

[03:42:40] Yeah, but even if Omegle is loud on Twitch, I still would never stream my Omegles.

[03:42:44] The amount of times that my cocks come out and shit like that, I'm not going to sit there and set up an overlay and then I'll fuck them.

[03:42:55] For example, Miming or Seryldus, Seryldus is the most vulnerable take-rock with the damage he melts, so no one will keep responding.

[03:43:04] So you're saying it's like Cyclosaur or Seryldus?

[03:43:10] I could see that. I could help me as well.

[03:43:20] Yeah, I mean I'll try it out this game actually. I don't mind trying it out this game.

[03:43:24] So we'll do Cyclops so it's real good and afterwards we'll do a Shogun, or like Amnus Unger I guess.

[03:43:33] Amnus Unger feels weak as a second item option. Yeah, because the thing about Amnus Unger is that you don't get any armor pen from it, right?

[03:43:39] So you're always gonna get an item that does more damage if you are to build the Thoudy or personal armor pen

[03:43:56] It's learning now so you can play for the Christen I first look at us, but oh

[03:44:00] Oh wait, which is giving warnings to people that stream a mago?

[03:44:09] Oh, okay, gotcha.

[03:44:11] Why is our record off stream?

[03:44:15] Okay, so play on the rest of the top 7 app roads, we'll come the grubs.

[03:44:28] DFT Hackroom is for sure the move if you're playing in Scissante or Mafia that's Sack Armor.

[03:44:34] What?

[03:44:35] Definitely not.

[03:44:36] Even if DFT does Magic Damage, it doesn't matter.

[03:44:40] Your DFT is never going to do more than like what, 1 to 200 Magic Damage over the course

[03:44:44] of a fight against a target and you're telling me that what that 1 to 200 is going to make

[03:44:49] a difference versus a 4000 HP champion, like 100% or not.

[03:44:54] overcooking. You're overcooking. Alright, we'll play on the grub soon then after that we'll look towards mid.

[03:45:04] Okay, I'd be super down, so I should look for a topgank here, either top or mid, charoons,

[03:45:25] actually.

[03:45:29] This young should get maddened all in here.

[03:45:32] So that's why I'm just like waiting off the side and there we go.

[03:45:40] How the fuck did Barstress have the damage to kill him?

[03:45:42] That's wild.

[03:45:43] What a broken champion that is.

[03:45:46] The fact that the champ is nerfed is like actually crazy.

[03:45:50] Like you guys know how, part of the reason why Trump does like random crazy shit is cause

[03:45:56] there are like people that have like blackmail on him like videos from Diddy's Island and

[03:46:00] shit like that.

[03:46:01] I'm sure that it's the same thing with Riot when it comes to non-nerfing Varus.

[03:46:07] Some Varus one trick has a crazy fucking video of a rider doing some wonky shit.

[03:46:12] There's no other possible explanation why that champion is unnerfed.

[03:46:20] So let's change your mind and we'll now allow all random video services such as this on

[03:46:24] Margot vision.

[03:46:25] Oh shit cool.

[03:46:26] Alright, we'll play bot to stop and then we're good.

[03:46:44] So now we'll look for the wrappers and then we'll play on the wolves.

[03:46:47] I'm not going to play for the gromp because if I go for the gromp, I mean it's a dragon

[03:46:50] to light. Okay. So now we just sound about to walk up here. As long as we get

[03:47:20] the dragon the game is unbearable for the enemy team

[03:47:30] perfect I don't know we just took on the dragon you think master is balanced I

[03:47:37] would say so yeah and I want to say I would say so I don't think he's like out

[03:47:46] of the ballpark. Alright, let's get this here now. Thanks to you and Jynxie, Liga is now

[03:48:05] the second most streamed game on Twitch, nice job.

[03:48:10] Well, it's always been there. It's always been a low key though.

[03:48:17] Like low key it has always been there because the guy's been behind. Listen, when we're

[03:48:23] going to know that league is really on a comeback arc, I'll tell you when is if League of Legends

[03:48:27] ever has more viewers than GTA 5 when there's no pro scene thing or tournament going on.

[03:48:33] If it just has a basic value of more viewers than GTA 5, then league is actually like back

[03:48:39] in business. But until this happens, it doesn't matter.

[03:48:44] Okay, so now we're going to play for the red in an effort so you can look for the rest of the camps.

[03:48:55] Okay, so I'm playing for a bot to top and then afterwards we maybe look on the Herald.

[03:49:11] Who the fuck plays GTA V?

[03:49:16] It's all the RP people.

[03:49:21] But it's actually a huge community.

[03:49:26] I think when GTA 6 comes out, I might do GTA 6 roleplay.

[03:49:29] I think it'd be really funny or not.

[03:49:39] My personality would be like a schizophrenic instill with PTSD.

[03:49:43] Okay, I want to look for the blue chair.

[03:49:52] Okay, so now we're going to pay for the blue one and after the blue I could either look

[03:50:03] for a top or mid.

[03:50:04] I don't really have another option, unfortunately.

[03:50:08] I think we're definitely going to look towards something.

[03:50:21] Nice.

[03:50:22] Dude, it's just funny how we literally evaporates

[03:50:24] this health bomb just now, you can do about it.

[03:50:29] Nothing would change.

[03:50:31] Dude, I love how I said I'm going to be a schizo

[03:50:33] in sub PTSD.

[03:50:34] And literally everybody was on the same page

[03:50:37] saying the same thing that

[03:50:41] that's a no where united as one

[03:50:43] spectrum squad rollout

[03:50:55] we need a hundred more gold

[03:50:59] you say? That's good. Are you going to watch the World Cup this summer, which country do

[03:51:12] you support? Oh, you mean for soccer? I don't know. I'm not really into sports. I don't

[03:51:21] like them. If I wanted to watch a bunch of men dominate other men at Watchgate,

[03:51:29] You know I mean like I'm not gonna sit there and watch sports

[03:51:48] We have to look for topside and after to look on the heralds

[03:51:52] Should be a 15 or I think they're gonna fuck in the next like three seconds three two

[03:51:57] two, one, oh that's it, so I'm going to get the Herald and we should be in, why is the

[03:52:23] this before accident in this game I'm trying it out

[03:52:29] have you ever said it does more damage in accident marks I was like fuck it why

[03:52:32] not did you finally turn me in to Jynxen or you turned the same team he was

[03:52:38] asking for a bit of like advice and a time better like guidance and stuff but

[03:52:42] at the end it's his turn and he's making all the like shots and calls but for

[03:52:48] For the teams, I think there's going to be a captain draft, so if he's able to pick me, I'm sure he would, but yeah, anybody can pick anyone.

[03:53:02] Because the thing is that every team is going to be a captain of an iron player, and you can have one challenger player that's forced to play in challenger support.

[03:53:10] So that means like you can choose like between like double if Tyler one pobalter me Alois a few other guys too

[03:53:27] So if he chooses me then they were gonna run it out, but if he doesn't get first pick that might be fucked

[03:53:37] What do you buy against double time comps?

[03:53:40] Pray your necklace you and then you pray that fucking ride nerf stank one day, and then you fucking eat shit

[03:53:46] I'm gonna get mad

[03:53:52] How do you feel if you get picked last I mean it wouldn't be anything new it was like that in gym class in high school too

[03:54:02] All right, let's have the box atop here

[03:54:08] I'm used to it bro

[03:54:10] All right, so now we just pay for top stand and we should be getting...

[03:54:25] All right, we can even look on sign med, either mid or top.

[03:54:37] down there are three turnies going on the Warcraft 3.1 AT&T and the Jinxy one, yeah but don't

[03:54:48] forget then there's also the Jinxy Clash Team too.

[03:54:54] Dude, that's so fucking sad.

[03:55:03] Are you going to be coaching Jynxie during the tournament?

[03:55:15] I'm going to be playing, I'm going to be playing.

[03:55:20] So they're going to be having a draft, I'm not sure when.

[03:55:24] So we're going to watch that together.

[03:55:29] At the end of this, I got picked last in the Bonnie Blue Bang Bus.

[03:55:33] Again, you know when you have to do that up-door, right?

[03:55:36] So listen, pro tip for instant League of Legends skill increase.

[03:55:44] Sign up to be the last guy in the Bonnie Blue Bang Bus.

[03:55:48] And if you end up winning your league game, then you sit there and you just do whatever

[03:55:55] you want.

[03:55:56] But if you lose, then you have to eat her out first, non-game.

[03:56:01] I'm kidding.

[03:56:09] And I'll have him turn 31 some back.

[03:56:11] Thank you.

[03:56:12] Now it's a lot of fun, dude.

[03:56:18] Everyday is a new adventure, literally.

[03:56:32] Alright, let's see if I can look for someone here.

[03:56:36] I think so, yeah, he says he's into like four games of League, so it might even be science

[03:56:48] So now I'll check up on how it's like R6 is going.

[03:57:18] Like how fucking cancer even is that shit though?

[03:57:26] I will say though that I do like this throughout the second, throughout the second feels nice.

[03:57:31] Like already having this slow it feels a lot better than if it was just damage.

[03:57:38] Okay, we should definitely just play for this baron.

[03:57:53] There's always someone who don't just 5 min and end the game here.

[03:57:59] You gotta wait and do some of this drinksy, do I wonder who made it happen?

[03:58:04] His viewer is honestly.

[03:58:05] He would sit there and he would ask like for the first day though. He's playing league

[03:58:09] He was saying like okay guys, you should I got coached by and then everyone was saying Tyler one and don't us

[03:58:14] I then the second aid he asked again, and a lot of people said don't us

[03:58:19] Which was like crazy to me cuz like at the time I was averaging like 700 viewers, you know

[03:58:24] And it's like I feel like the general perception of me within the leaking mirrors like oh

[03:58:27] He's like cringe whatever so to see like a lot of people be like oh, yeah

[03:58:30] We want to see those like oh what the fuck

[03:58:35] All right, I think we just go to the dragon first actually yeah, whatever just go three

[03:58:49] minutes here

[03:58:50] Perfect. There we go. I don't honestly voucher if you're dead thanks bro. What's a poke?

[03:59:15] No, all the people that he DM'd is from him.

[03:59:28] For me, it was mainly just like he was asking me

[03:59:31] just like opinions on like formatting or things like that

[03:59:34] or like what the general idea should be.

[03:59:36] And then like kind of like a list of names,

[03:59:39] like who could be good and then I was like, okay.

[03:59:41] But now for everyone outside of the,

[03:59:43] outside of like, even if everyone knows I'm in general, it's all like, the honesty and things.

[03:59:58] It's okay. Ooh, nice.

[04:00:02] Alright, thank you.

[04:00:13] I assume now you're dead.

[04:00:18] No, everybody that he DMed outside of the league sin,

[04:00:22] were all people that he thought of.

[04:00:30] Alright, thank you.

[04:00:32] maybe I can just use the spoon it's okay and that donkeys I'm fine welcome thank you

[04:00:48] Oh wow.

[04:00:58] Alright.

[04:01:10] See ya.

[04:01:15] I'm a Buddhist like Korean

[04:01:19] Where's I'm seeing a lot of you two videos get big

[04:01:31] My question is why aren't you in the title one tournament?

[04:01:36] You mean the Taiwan all-stars is every time I join them I get shit on first round

[04:01:45] What are you doing?

[04:02:00] Show us.

[04:02:15] All right, one, one second.

[04:03:15] risk stigma? Not really to be honest. At the end of the day brands are all

[04:03:26] cocksuckers for the most part. Like they're gonna want you when you're up

[04:03:30] and they don't give a fuck about you when you're down, right? So if you can sit

[04:03:34] there and if you can be funny and be authentically yourself, right? And then

[04:03:42] I can always have a community of people that can support you based off who you are, rather

[04:03:46] than just like a brand safe image that you put out there online.

[04:03:51] It's always better in my opinion.

[04:03:52] You know what I mean?

[04:03:53] I'm like, do I lose out on money, obviously, because I can't get sponsors and stuff like

[04:04:01] that, yeah?

[04:04:02] But here's what it is.

[04:04:07] I'm happy to do this right.

[04:04:11] And now, 7% sub welcome, thank you.

[04:04:29] If GenC wins this game at sleep time, alright, then this will be our last one too.

[04:04:35] I mean, dude, the amount of people that sit down like every day they have to sit down be a certain like person with certain opinions or else like an entire community of people are just gonna like, let's say they support them are going to turn on them is just wild.

[04:04:53] just wild

[04:04:55] by kind of magic say i'm just being at a point where i'm like

[04:04:59] yeah i just want to fucking appeal to like

[04:05:01] literally everybody ever it's so exhausting

[04:05:06] you don't mean

[04:05:07] don't ask i don't find the fact that you joked that your your wife is your

[04:05:10] sister funny okay then fuck off

[04:05:14] don't sound like they use the word retarded okay then fuck off like

[04:05:17] like it's a just a thing about the end of your can please everybody

[04:05:20] So sitting there and just knowing like who you are and I'm just always being used the best thing you make.

[04:05:37] Is that the end of the day? Like making it doesn't mean that you're getting in a Mr. B's video, you know?

[04:05:42] Making it means that you can sit there and you can support your family,

[04:05:45] your wife, your kids, you know? You can help out those around you and always be there for them.

[04:05:50] and then you can also be a version of you that you've come to pre-show them up

[04:05:55] that's the real what like making it is you know

[04:05:59] so even if you don't get the big brand deals even if you don't get the big like sponsors all that kind of stuff

[04:06:06] and now at the end I'm gonna sit there and I'm gonna like end my stream I'll watch uh

[04:06:09] shows with my wife I'll call my parents I'll sit out there doing you know meet up with them

[04:06:14] like I'm happy

[04:06:16] And then when I stream my avocommunity with people where it's like, I can sit there and say something, bit fucked up, but fine, you're funny.

[04:06:20] You know, it's like, it's nice.

[04:06:23] I wouldn't have it any other way.

[04:06:35] Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the blue, and then afterwards we'll look on the ballcrab.

[04:06:40] And then we can also look on the crab tube.

[04:06:41] But do you say that an influencer should set a great example for others in certain aspects?

[04:06:48] Because at the end of the day, like an influencer, like what are you?

[04:06:53] You're not an influencer, you're an entertainer.

[04:06:55] And the reason why people are going to sit there and they're going to be like involved in yourself is because they find you're entertaining.

[04:07:00] The problem is when you have like an entertainer that sits there and doesn't think that he should be authentically himself anymore.

[04:07:07] Because if he is then he can't get the brand deal so any like turns on who he was and he turns on his community

[04:07:12] And all that kind of stuff so that he can just maximize money gain

[04:07:17] You know, I feel like those were the worst examples

[04:07:21] Like congrats, you're saying that you're making a tweet that's getting 20 likes a day talking about how like

[04:07:26] You love everyone in the world should be in kumbaya fucking cheers

[04:07:30] You know what I mean like wow

[04:07:33] like the first the first

[04:07:35] Priority of an entertainer which everyone online is should be to entertain

[04:07:40] You know to the best of your ability in the way that you do it if it's by making educational stuff

[04:07:45] Then so be it if it's by playing games then do it if it's by making edgy jokes then do that, you know

[04:07:51] and everybody can grow right, but it's like

[04:07:56] You know like you never want to go the I dubs route or like you're saying they're like oh nice

[04:08:00] to be so fucking cringe and everyone that found me funny was cringe as fuck too and then it's like

[04:08:04] okay well dude nice like

[04:08:12] i think not always being politically correct is healthy yeah i mean you're not wrong like

[04:08:19] but at the end it's also like cancer too because like as a streamer you're gonna sit there and like

[04:08:24] like me for example i'm not super invest in politics right but then say you're gonna have a

[04:08:28] a gas can ask you well what do you think about this situation and then it's like

[04:08:31] if you give them an answer that they agree with just because you know it's a

[04:08:36] public consensus you know then okay well congrats you do your

[04:08:40] pandering to people with like views that you might not necessarily even believe

[04:08:44] then if you give them an answer they don't agree with then they think your

[04:08:47] piece of shit and then if you give them no answer because they're uninformed they

[04:08:50] think your piece of shit you know so that's why it's also cancer too

[04:08:56] It's like asking someone what do you think my hardest role is, you know?

[04:09:00] And then it's like I would sit there and I'd be like, I don't know.

[04:09:03] Imagine I would say fucking like, uh, hardest role is ADC, right?

[04:09:07] Then like, okay, well now all the ADC mains are gonna think I'm cool,

[04:09:10] but now everyone else is gonna say I'm a fucking asshole.

[04:09:12] But if I only ever played ADC, right, and I'm not, like, informed enough to know what's going on, then it's like...

[04:09:26] All right, they're nerfing the omnibound boots by making it take twice as long for you to

[04:09:43] stack it.

[04:09:44] Yeah.

[04:09:45] I should still be fine, to be honest.

[04:09:49] You should give everyone the answer they want, only then will they be pleased.

[04:10:03] Well, that's why most of the time I sit there and if they ask me questions, like,

[04:10:06] Don't test, what do you think about this going on?

[04:10:09] Does it affect my folklore?

[04:10:11] Well, no.

[04:10:13] Okay, then I don't give a fuck, you know what it is.

[04:10:16] Dude, what?

[04:10:18] Sorry, you know, I mean like,

[04:10:20] like that's the only answer that you can never give

[04:10:23] because like dude, at the end it is, that's what it is.

[04:10:24] Like I'm a guy that fucking plays League of Legends

[04:10:26] and is better than 12 hours a day.

[04:10:29] Is it privileged, sure?

[04:10:31] Yeah, fuck it dude.

[04:10:33] You think it's privileged for me to sit here

[04:10:35] and fucking like a,

[04:10:36] and fucking like a half to get like invaded

[04:10:38] by three people every single game?

[04:10:40] You think that's privileged?

[04:10:41] Yeah.

[04:10:43] Most people play one hour of League of Legends a day, right?

[04:10:46] And they sit there and they get off because they get tilted.

[04:10:48] As a League of Legends, streaming streaming 10 hours a day,

[04:10:51] it's literally harder being a League streamer

[04:10:53] than it is to be a doctor or a surgeon, genuinely, right?

[04:10:57] But people are gonna sit there

[04:10:58] and they're gonna like laugh at you for saying that.

[04:11:00] Okay, well fucking laugh, dude.

[04:11:01] They also laugh at fucking Jesus, bro,

[04:11:04] when he told them about the Bible, dude.

[04:11:07] Think about that for a second.

[04:11:08] Now listen, am I saying I'm Jesus? No, but I'm saying that I am resurrecting the assassin

[04:11:17] Akram, so you know there are some parallels to be drawn for sure.

[04:11:30] Okay, if he has his Altair Perfect, free kill. Nice, and now we get this here.

[04:11:38] Okay, so now we're going to just replenish the blue and then after the blue we're going

[04:11:44] to look on the grubs.

[04:11:47] Dude, that game was actually so fun.

[04:12:03] And then it just fell off for some reason.

[04:12:05] well thank you bro

[04:12:18] i don't have to literally scream that i am jesus i'm the son of god and one of

[04:12:22] your videos

[04:12:24] now

[04:12:26] right now i'll look at it

[04:12:31] but uh... but that's

[04:12:35] that's it

[04:12:41] do i actually say on this video there's no way right

[04:12:48] Wait.

[04:12:59] Wait.

[04:13:05] Okay.

[04:13:08] That's what you have to say

[04:13:19] I'm following I'm following what he's saying right now

[04:13:21] Okay, hold on.

[04:13:50] Okay!

[04:13:54] Okay!

[04:14:20] That is a quote, that is a quote, fuck your sister I won't be ninted, ok!

[04:15:16] Ha.

[04:15:18] Ha ha ha ha!

[04:15:20] Real!

[04:15:26] FUUUUUUUUUUCKED!

[04:15:36] FUCKING JOOOOOO!

[04:15:38] Holy I was spitting back then

[04:15:54] Wow

[04:15:56] Okay, we're gonna have to show that we're gonna have to show you see that song soon bro. He's gonna have to fucking listen to that one

[04:16:02] Alright, let's go.

[04:16:09] Okay, guys, you actually want to hear a funny story.

[04:16:26] So at one point, when I was in my last year of high school, I was going through my Ben

[04:16:35] Shapiro destroys feminist compilation arc.

[04:16:38] Every guy goes through it.

[04:16:41] And at one point, I'm in my ethics class and my teacher asks us what our pronouns are.

[04:16:47] So I told her.

[04:16:49] I think I said something like his majesty, or something like that, you know?

[04:16:58] And after that, I actually started to convince myself that I was genuinely Jesus.

[04:17:02] I don't know how I did it.

[04:17:05] But it got to a point where I would go around and I would make other students call themselves

[04:17:10] Dante's disciples, right?

[04:17:13] And they would go around spreading my message about how I actually am Jesus, like I'm not

[04:17:18] even drawing right and that actually used to go fucking crazy so that's why

[04:17:29] it's like if any of you guys think it was just a leak that made me mentally ill

[04:17:34] you know it's like I've been this way for a while probably no I suddenly but

[04:17:37] they're like when I was a nice little

[04:17:48] That's generally some schizo shit you haven't I'm telling you everybody needs to go through

[04:18:01] a phase like that in their life where you just like convince yourself that you're some

[04:18:04] kind of like otherworldly being or like some like angels send down from like heaven and

[04:18:12] it's like it's easy to unlock that in league that's why I like it so much because like

[04:18:15] You literally feel like you are she who decides the fate of everyone and everything in your lobby.

[04:18:22] I don't know what's worse if you're telling the truth or you feel the need to make this up for attention.

[04:18:27] Ask anybody who's been watching the stream for over five years.

[04:18:30] I recount every single one of these stories at least once every few months with extreme pinpoint accuracy every time because they're all true.

[04:18:39] Like if I'm gonna lie about a story, I'll lie about a story, you know, but like, for

[04:18:45] example, let's say I tell you guys about the grapefruit story, right, where at one point

[04:18:49] I watched the grapefruit technique on YouTube, right, and then I cut a hole in the middle

[04:18:53] of a grapefruit, and I started like, giving myself like, a sloppy hand job with the grapefruit,

[04:19:00] okay, but the problem is that I was using my brother's computer because my parents

[04:19:05] had taken mine away, so all the grapefruit juice was flying everywhere and it's keyboard

[04:19:09] was sticky, right? So then he says to get some from his room, he's like, dude, what the fuck?

[04:19:13] Why is my keyboard so sticky? And I had to convince him that it wasn't semen, it was

[04:19:18] actually grapefruit juice, right? But then the issue is that how the fuck am I supposed

[04:19:24] to explain the penis-sized hole in the middle of the fucking grapefruit in the trash can,

[04:19:29] you know? That was the issue that I had. So the issue wasn't telling him like, oh yeah,

[04:19:34] you know, like it was, it was grapefruit juice. It was like, how the fuck do I explain the

[04:19:38] fucking penis-sized hole, right? So that's the thing, and that is a story that I've been

[04:19:44] telling for years because it happened, and it's true. You know what I mean? There was

[04:19:50] another time that my brother, my brother unironically when I was like 17 cucked me as well, right?

[04:19:56] And the way that it actually happened was because he slept with this one girl that he

[04:20:01] met on a dating app, and then afterwards I matched with her too. So I was like, oh my

[04:20:06] God dude how sick would it be and me and my brother have like you know that like experience where I don't know like

[04:20:12] Eskimo bros or some shit. I don't know what the fuck I was on so anyways

[04:20:16] I messaged her and then afterwards like after like a day of talking whatever

[04:20:21] She pretty much hits me with the oh you'd make a good friend

[04:20:24] And then my brother comes up to me that same night is like dude

[04:20:26] Why did she just roundly send me a picture of her ass? I haven't seen her in two weeks

[04:20:29] So it's like that's the thing bro

[04:20:31] These are all things that have happened and they've shaped me into becoming the kind of man

[04:20:37] I am today this all of this makes sense to you or are you guys fucking?

[04:20:42] Confused because none of this should be hard to understand

[04:20:46] right

[04:20:49] Like guys, it's true

[04:20:56] I really fell in the dragon

[04:21:01] Alright, we have to look on the dragon here now.

[04:21:18] Alright, so now we look on the gromp, and then after gromp we can look on the crab and

[04:21:27] can also look for the Herald.

[04:21:44] Alright, so now we're going to play for the Raptors, and then we're going to look for the Herald.

[04:21:49] You know that's one of the fun parts about being like a long-term dauntest viewer?

[04:21:53] every time I tell some of my old stories you guys can sit there and you can be

[04:21:57] like to all the new viewers no he's serious he tells us the same thing a

[04:22:01] year ago you know I mean and it's like you can sit there and be a part of the

[04:22:06] part of the fucking call dude

[04:22:23] Okay guys we're gonna have to go crazy this fight

[04:22:32] That's good, I need to wash up to the Garen

[04:22:46] I wish I'm getting up

[04:22:48] He fucked a grapefruit? Yeah, but listen, the grapefruit story is only one of three inanimate

[04:22:58] objects I fucked in my lifetime. Do you guys want to know what the other two are? A pillow

[04:23:04] and a mattress. So let me tell you those stories. So when I was seven years old, I had a friend

[04:23:11] that was like, I think two years older, and I was sleeping over at his house. So at one

[04:23:15] point he wakes you up in the middle of the 90s like don'ts us and you showed this cool new game site

[04:23:20] so I was expecting addicting games or like cool math games or something no no no this motherfucker

[04:23:24] pulled up a red tube so we started watching porn for about 30 minutes straight and then after he

[04:23:30] looked at me he's like dude what if man you start fucking pillows right now that way when we have

[04:23:35] sex with girls one day we're gonna go fucking beast mode because we've been practicing for years

[04:23:40] So we both went in the living room, right, where we were all sleeping.

[04:23:44] So my brother, his sister, and then us two.

[04:23:47] And then me and him were on two couches, and we just started humping our fucking pillows, okay?

[04:23:53] So at one point his sister wakes up.

[04:23:55] So me and him had to pretend we were like asleep, because she obviously heard something.

[04:24:00] And then after that we never talked about it again.

[04:24:02] So no, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, okay, well that's cool, but what about the mattress?

[04:24:06] So the mattress story is at one point. I was watching this

[04:24:11] This movie I think it was you know the one where it's like

[04:24:15] Jennifer Aniston and she has like this fake family and they have to smuggle drugs across the border

[04:24:20] And at one point I think the the kid or something like the fucking the 19-year-old boy. He fucks a mattress

[04:24:27] So I see that and I get it inspires inspired obviously, you know

[04:24:32] So it happens is that later that night I go and I try to as well

[04:24:35] but what I did was I did you know like the gap between your like your your

[04:24:42] bed board and the fucking mattress that's where I stuck it in so it literally

[04:24:47] hurt I didn't put any lube or anything so it was literally just agonizingly

[04:24:52] painful I did it for about one minute and then I said yeah I'm

[04:24:57] unironically bleeding I should probably stop right so these are all things guys

[04:25:02] Where it's like it makes you the kind of man that you are today, you know

[04:25:06] And you should never be ashamed of these stories because it's part of your fucking more does that make sense?

[04:25:24] All right, let's go

[04:25:26] As long as we have this dragon it should be free because we're going to have soul.

[04:25:36] Okay, then we just play on the Redamond afterwards so you can look on the dragon.

[04:25:54] I can bring you out of the darkness into the fiery night.

[04:26:11] Now let's about to be a game running play here.

[04:26:18] I just saw a phone yesterday.

[04:26:19] I'm not ready for this war.

[04:26:21] I know what you mean.

[04:26:23] It's like you go on a first date with a girl and then she starts sliding you about everything

[04:26:27] in her past that's ever happened and you're just getting trauma dumped on for 45 minutes.

[04:26:33] Oh my god, I'm so mad that I didn't fucking near her, but she still died so it's fine.

[04:26:49] the only problem is that echo out smites me

[04:26:56] so can we just like get awarded

[04:27:07] fuck me I'm not just so tilted

[04:27:19] All right, you put on this and then we're good.

[04:27:34] Mind you, this is my first impression of you, respect.

[04:27:48] Let me give you guys an example, okay?

[04:27:51] Imagine you're sitting there with your friend, right?

[04:27:56] And it's like, you want him to know what your penis looks like, okay?

[04:28:00] Would you rather sit there and fucking like just go to like a pool hall with him, and

[04:28:05] then when you're in the middle of the pool he sees the outline of your cock on your

[04:28:08] speedo?

[04:28:09] Or would you rather send him an unsolicited picture of your penis while you're full masked

[04:28:14] with fucking bitty oil like literally covering it and all its fucking glory

[04:28:18] think about it that's what's like for me as a streamer right it's like fucking

[04:28:25] dude if you're gonna get a first impression might as well be the best

[04:28:28] one you know

[04:28:30] It's weird because it feels like this game is okay kind of hard to un-

[04:28:44] I think we should low key play for the wrappers here.

[04:29:11] I mean, that's so fucking cancer.

[04:29:35] I guess we could just do an Anasana and Anasana

[04:29:47] A silly man covers his balls or running through a crowd naked while a wise man covers his face

[04:29:52] You know what that reminds me of? Let me pause the music

[04:29:55] When I was 16, okay, and I used to walk my dog

[04:30:00] Do you guys want to know what I used to do?

[04:30:03] So back then, I don't know why, but I thought that it would look cool as fuck if I bought, like, tights.

[04:30:10] Like, you know, like, kind of like pants up women, where to the gym?

[04:30:13] For some reason in my head, I thought that if I wore skin tight leggings, I'd be the coolest motherfucker on the block, right?

[04:30:22] So what I used to do was I used to wear skin tight leggings, and I would take the doggy bag, right?

[04:30:28] right? The doggy bag like a roll and I would put it in my pants like it was a hard cock

[04:30:38] and I would walk around like I would walk my dog and the idea was if ever people see me walking by

[04:30:45] they're gonna think damn this kid's hung right? But an issue arose okay that I didn't actually think

[04:30:52] about and it turns out that after doing that for about six months and always

[04:30:57] getting weird looks I actually came to a conclusion right that it wasn't that

[04:31:03] people thought I had a big bulge they just thought I had a small erection and

[04:31:08] then when I came to that realization because it took me six months obviously

[04:31:12] you know I stopped doing it but it's like that just goes to show that in life

[04:31:18] there's trial and error does that make sense like sometimes you just got to

[04:31:26] learn fake story I mean listen I promise you on my life that's real

[04:31:33] Wow, yeah that champ is not bossed at all dude.

[04:31:45] Let's get fucking serious, fuck off.

[04:31:57] Wow he actually gets the lucky crit too.

[04:32:03] it's a lot sort of jing see I will I will you could kill this information out of me

[04:32:33] One time when I was like, oh god I don't know if I should say this one.

[04:32:45] I've always had a far below average size, okay?

[04:32:49] So one time when I was 16, I was sitting there and I was talking to someone, and I'm looking

[04:32:57] back on it, I'm sure it was a catfish, and I was talking to someone on Snapchat that randomly

[04:33:01] added me, right? And they asked me for a picture of my bulge. So what I had to do

[04:33:07] Twitch shut and real ones know is I had to actually get a banana and put it in

[04:33:12] my pants and pretend like that was my real size. And it's like unless you're a

[04:33:17] real one you don't you don't understand and you can't relate. But people that

[04:33:22] have been there know exactly what I mean. Does that make sense?

[04:33:31] Nice.

[04:33:38] nice

[04:33:40] I'm not with the shampoo bottle W honestly

[04:34:09] All right guys, let's see if Chitty Junko is ready.

[04:34:36] I think he's going to be ready after this game, so I'm sorry, another.

[04:34:46] I've seen clips of this guy online.

[04:34:49] Wait, you know I've seen clips online of this guy?

[04:34:52] Never are they like this.

[04:34:54] Love this guy.

[04:34:55] Alright, Gene.

[04:34:56] Is that buddy?

[04:34:57] Alright, guys.

[04:34:58] We need to get it done now.

[04:34:59] Alright guys, we need to get it done now.

[04:35:06] Let's work on the lesson plan for today.

[04:35:08] How are we going to do it?

[04:35:13] So I think right now what we do is for today.

[04:35:16] So we're going to have to do day 4, practice tool clear speed.

[04:35:23] Then we'll do the Simon Says.

[04:35:29] Then after the Simon Says,

[04:35:33] I'll tell him about the dog bag story.

[04:35:40] And then afterwards I'll do the

[04:35:45] chosen one video to get hyped.

[04:35:48] I'm gonna do solo queue.

[04:35:50] All right guys, what do we think about today's lesson,

[04:35:51] plan thoughts. What do we think? Alright. You should do more type racer. No, I think

[04:36:16] the qwer is going to be really good though like the qwer thing is going to be getting

[04:36:23] turn the lights off the lights are already off dude

[04:36:46] that was cracking open another beer, real good sense, keyboard impressability, that's

[04:37:06] I saw Simon and said I was going to be good.

[04:37:13] I'm the like, I'll check there in the three months of life.

[04:37:36] Thank you.

[04:37:37] I got on the drone too close to the window the other round I just got a good idea for

[04:37:54] Oh, I actually heard a lot of shogs, I mean.

[04:38:02] That's fine if you went out of town.

[04:38:04] It'd be annoying if I closed the...

[04:38:07] ...this room called ITIC.

[04:38:39] Alright, hon, I needed you to stop with some caffeine.

[04:38:51] Alright, let's do it!

[04:39:09] I'm going to swing if he gets close okay guys when you go crazy now

[04:39:22] I didn't locate this is gonna get though get 70b to see the emotes now I like reading the

[04:39:41] words more than seeing the emotes because the problem is that if you have 70b enabled you're

[04:39:50] never gonna know what the names of the emotes are but if you don't have it

[04:39:53] enabled then you know the names does that make sense so like right now I know

[04:39:58] that the emote is big cat

[04:40:20] The fuser

[04:40:33] You guys got the fuser no need to can even win this round. It's stupid to write

[04:40:43] Everyone electrical

[04:41:20] games. Tell Don Tessam. Fucking ready. Go bitch.

[04:41:32] And I know that he knows my faithful and it kills me inside.

[04:41:39] Oh, I have a heart so I miss that song. I can show it to him.

[04:41:44] I can see him dying.

[04:41:46] I don't want to do this anymore.

[04:41:49] I don't want to say it.

[04:41:51] I hear it.

[04:41:53] What the fuck is up?

[04:41:57] Yo, Dontess.

[04:41:59] Yeah, I got on early today.

[04:42:01] Yep, because you're ready to grind, right?

[04:42:03] Yes, I'm ready to actually grind.

[04:42:05] Wait, we have to talk, though.

[04:42:07] Okay, I'm listening.

[04:42:09] Dontess, one moment.

[04:42:11] Let me screen share.

[04:42:13] Let me know if you can see my screen.

[04:42:15] We have to fucking talk.

[04:42:17] Uh, yeah, I can see your screen now.

[04:42:18] You can see my screen right now?

[04:42:19] Yep.

[04:42:20] Yo, you guys know motherfucking doh!

[04:42:22] We're just gonna ban you.

[04:42:23] I see, I see a recline opening.

[04:42:25] Okay.

[04:42:30] Alright.

[04:42:31] So, Dantez, um, I, like, sober up this morning.

[04:42:42] I'm playing League with my cousin.

[04:42:46] Sorry, playing with my brother, he's silver, played against eight silvers, went 0-9, had

[04:42:54] 500 damage in a 29 or 30 minute game, and I got a warning for intentionally losing the

[04:43:05] match when I was trying my absolute hardest.

[04:43:08] Should I just hang at the fuck up, bro?

[04:43:12] So let me ask you a question, Jinxie.

[04:43:17] When Luke Skywalker got knocked down by Obi-Wan Kenobi, should he have just hung it the fuck

[04:43:25] up?

[04:43:28] When Indiana Jones was not able to retrieve the casket in time and it released a demon

[04:43:38] into the world, should he have just hung it up?

[04:43:42] No.

[04:43:43] When James Bond did not instantly kill the enemies, and then he watched his loved ones

[04:43:51] die in front of him, should he have hung it the fuck up?

[04:43:56] No, sir.

[04:43:59] And when Jinxie streamed for one year with one viewer, the only person in his chat being

[04:44:07] nightbot, should he have hung it the fuck up? No! Fuck no! So why the fuck are you even

[04:44:20] asking me? You're a hundred percent right, bro. I'm a piece of fucking shit. Coach, I'm

[04:44:27] a piece of shit for even asking, coach. Okay, GenC, GenC, GenC, the thing about it is I cannot

[04:44:34] be the one to get you through this. I cannot. There's only one person I think that could

[04:44:39] talk to you in a way that could actually make you listen. And do you want to know who that is?

[04:44:44] Who? It's yourself! Now listen to this song! Okay, is it in Discord? Yep.

[04:44:55] I never took education seriously. I had a 2.6 GPA, okay? I didn't take any honors, AP class is

[04:45:00] Maybe I took honors in you, maybe I didn't even fucking remember.

[04:45:04] The guy that was counseling said I'd be a fan here, the teacher said I'd be a fan here.

[04:45:08] One of my teachers, my business teacher said,

[04:45:10] when are you gonna start teaching life seriously?

[04:45:13] You have a dream, you have to protect that dream every single day when you wake up, bro.

[04:45:19] You sure that all of it?

[04:45:22] Why?

[04:45:24] Years ago, why?

[04:45:26] It was just an idea.

[04:45:28] It was just an idea!

[04:45:31] Don't let your dreams...

[04:45:34] ...be dreams grabble.

[04:45:39] I'm gonna promise to myself...

[04:45:41] ...a year and a half ago, I said.

[04:45:43] I'm not gonna let myself slip down this path.

[04:45:45] I mean, I've waited and promised...

[04:45:47] ...that you made to me, so...

[04:45:49] ...you know why.

[04:45:52] It's about what you do in the dark room...

[04:45:55] ...when it's you and your thoughts.

[04:45:57] You

[04:46:27] Wow

[04:46:32] Well, I needed that bro, I'm gonna be honest. Wow, I fucking needed that

[04:46:37] 2023 junko how to listen to my fucking own fucking south body

[04:46:40] But sometimes Jinxie the only person that can really sit there and get through to us is ourself, bro

[04:46:46] And it's just that you got be willing to listen sometimes

[04:46:50] You're 100% ready, bro. Don't says when I woke up today and I played League and

[04:46:55] And I basically had a steaming pile of shit laid into my stomach by a volibear who was just

[04:47:03] Warding every bush and then jumping out and I was trying to loot his jungles

[04:47:07] And he clear all his jungle camps and then I was oh and two he killed me twice and he said holy gapped

[04:47:13] I wanted to quit I wanted to throw in the towel

[04:47:16] I wanted to fuck the throw on the top, but ever since joining this motherfucking call, bro

[04:47:20] I'm being reminded why I started playing this fucking game to begin with, and that was to

[04:47:25] progress to the highest possible level I can reach.

[04:47:30] So Jinxie, I didn't actually want to show you this video until later on, but there's

[04:47:35] actually a video that I could show you right now that I would watch at the start of every

[04:47:40] season for the last four years.

[04:47:43] And this video, Jinxie, if you allow yourself to see yourself as the character in the video,

[04:47:50] will bring you to a level emotionally where giving up will never even be an option again.

[04:47:57] So I need to know, are you ready to watch this video?

[04:48:01] Yes, coach. 100% I'm ready.

[04:48:08] All right, I'm linking it right now, Jensi.

[04:48:13] And as this video plays, I want you to understand that this is your story, Cinema Time.

[04:48:33] Keep watching. Just trust me.

[04:48:46] There's so many. Do they all have the same old planets?

[04:48:50] That's you asking about the Rangstrings.

[04:48:52] Have you ever been to a mall?

[04:48:54] Hmm. I'd love to.

[04:48:56] I wanna be the first one to see more.

[04:49:03] I don't want things to change.

[04:49:05] You shouldn't stop the change.

[04:49:07] You know more than you can stop the songs from something.

[04:49:12] If I ever see you again, what does your words tell you?

[04:49:18] Are you upset?

[04:49:21] Yes.

[04:49:23] Yes.

[04:49:25] There will be a change again.

[04:49:28] No one's trying to help the same.

[04:49:30] I will come back and free you from this.

[04:49:35] I wasn't stronger.

[04:49:38] I have come to the bottom of this world.

[04:49:41] I will not fail again.

[04:49:43] God...

[04:49:45] I wish that you would try my part.

[04:49:48] Yes Master.

[04:49:50] That's me and you right now

[04:49:54] He is the truth you are.

[04:49:56] You will be a Jedi. I promise. Skywalker, a powerful Jedi. You are yet unpredictable and dangerous. You can be.

[04:50:21] You should have seen him in person.

[04:50:25] He was my master.

[04:50:28] He was the greatest warrior the Jedi had in the years.

[04:50:31] He was powerful. Rarely lost a battle.

[04:50:34] But what a surprise people was how kind he was.

[04:50:37] I've not been here.

[04:50:38] I care deeply about his friends.

[04:50:40] I'm here to help you master.

[04:50:42] And I doubt that I need to be helped.

[04:50:45] You are strong and wise, Anakin.

[04:50:47] I am very proud of you.

[04:50:49] I have trained you since you were a small boy, and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever have to be.

[04:50:55] I'm sorry, Master, but I'm not coming back.

[04:51:00] She made the decision, Anakin.

[04:51:02] Well, what choice did we give her?

[04:51:04] I'm hoping there are any suspicions about her loyalty. The council turned their back on her.

[04:51:08] You, precious Jedi daughter.

[04:51:12] You lied to me. How many other lies have I been told by the council?

[04:51:17] I don't trust you. I don't trust you.

[04:51:20] Ever since I've known you, you've been searching for a life greater than that of a northern region.

[04:51:26] A life of signal, of conscience.

[04:51:33] I know what's been troubling you.

[04:51:35] Who's on your train?

[04:51:37] I won't let this one become real.

[04:51:39] Listen to me.

[04:51:40] Don't continue to be a pawn of the Jedi Council.

[04:51:44] You're not our tower force.

[04:51:46] Well, I should be.

[04:51:47] Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any Jedi.

[04:51:52] Someday I will be.

[04:51:54] I will be the most powerful Jedi ever.

[04:51:57] Stay with me, Bowen.

[04:52:02] I will even learn to stop people from dying.

[04:52:12] It's not the Jedi way.

[04:52:14] You must live.

[04:52:16] I need him!

[04:52:29] Jamesy, that would be you if you gave up.

[04:52:35] I said this is a path that you would go down if you gave up.

[04:52:39] Now keep watching.

[04:52:46] A powerful syphilm will be coming.

[04:52:51] Henceforth, you shall be known as the...

[04:52:59] ...Fleather.

[04:53:03] The Jedi turned against me. Don't you turn against me.

[04:53:07] Help!

[04:53:08] It can't be.

[04:53:09] I'm gonna get my heart.

[04:53:11] Liar!

[04:53:12] Get up!

[04:53:15] You thunder against me!

[04:53:31] You let him talk to the fucker!

[04:53:36] Fuck you!

[04:53:42] Lord Lither, you have been here with me.

[04:53:48] Yes, Master.

[04:53:52] Where is she? Is she safe? Is she all right?

[04:53:59] She is in your anger, you, Lither.

[04:54:05] I will not. You are lying. I felt it.

[04:54:12] You could be the disturbance.

[04:54:27] That could be you, Jinxie.

[04:54:33] You could be the disturbance.

[04:54:42] I've accepted the truth that you were one's anarchist, I rocked all my fun.

[04:54:47] That name no longer has any meaning for me.

[04:54:50] It is the name of the truth, self you've only forgotten.

[04:54:56] I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn't triggered it for my fault.

[04:55:03] Seek your feelings. You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you that go over your head.

[04:55:12] It is too late for me to stop.

[04:55:17] The fun's too bad.

[04:55:20] The world ends, Skywalker.

[04:55:24] You will die.

[04:55:36] Stop! Stop! I'll come back!

[04:55:39] I love you!

[04:55:42] You're coming with me. I'll not leave you here. I've got to see you.

[04:55:45] You're already half.

[04:55:49] You're the right. You're the right to talk to me.

[04:55:55] Tell your sister.

[04:55:58] I'm not going to let you go.

[04:56:01] I'm not going to let you go.

[04:56:04] I'm not going to let you go.

[04:56:07] I'm not going to let you go.

[04:56:09] Take us just...

[04:56:12] You can't arrive.

[04:56:16] Master, do you believe you are the chosen one?

[04:56:20] How can I know?

[04:56:22] I can tell you what I believe.

[04:56:24] I believe you will bring balance to the force.

[04:56:27] That you will face shielding the ones in the save of the universe.

[04:56:32] Remember your training, Anakin.

[04:56:34] Trust your mistakes.

[04:56:36] You will find another way.

[04:56:39] now jing see are you ready to listen

[04:56:56] that was beautiful bro that was fucking beautiful man

[04:57:08] Do you want to know why I showed you that video?

[04:57:11] Why?

[04:57:14] Because a lot of people misunderstand what the dark side and the light side are.

[04:57:19] They are no different.

[04:57:21] The thing is that the dark side and the light side are both parts of your brain.

[04:57:27] The dark side is the fear.

[04:57:29] It's the worry, it's the anxiety.

[04:57:32] It's the part of you that tells you that you have to just give up.

[04:57:35] And the light side is the part of you that hopes, that prays for better, and that knows

[04:57:40] that you have what it takes.

[04:57:42] It is determination, and it is your resolve.

[04:57:47] So what it is, is it's not about light versus dark, it's about you versus yourself, Jinxi.

[04:57:54] You versus you.

[04:57:57] And that is the only battle that any of us will ever really fight that really has any

[04:58:01] meaning.

[04:58:02] So when you sit there and you think about giving up, then just know that that is not

[04:58:09] the part of you that you want to feed.

[04:58:12] It is the part of you that you want to destroy.

[04:58:34] I mean, wow.

[04:58:36] Bro, wow.

[04:58:39] Somebody said iron, by the way.

[04:58:44] So, Jynxie, there's only one, there's only, no, listen,

[04:58:48] there's only one type of chatter that I want you to prove wrong today.

[04:58:52] Okay?

[04:58:55] Because there are a lot of chatters right now typing all this just for him to play one game.

[04:59:01] So, I need you to sit here and I need you to know that right now it is about determination and resolve.

[04:59:09] Like you have to sit here and you have to show everyone that you mean what you say when you say that you are going to take the fuck over and that it's not just going to be any more of this deli dallying do you understand?

[04:59:26] Yes, coach. I just have to play one more thing.

[04:59:29] Alright, what are you going to play?

[04:59:33] This was me yesterday.

[04:59:35] 1-1-0-9.

[04:59:37] Let's say I wasn't strong enough to save you mom, but I promise I won't fail again

[04:59:45] That's you and your brother when you end his games

[04:59:51] Jing see what's

[05:00:07] The Jedi turn against you.

[05:00:14] Don't you turn against me.

[05:00:17] I see the lies of the Jedi.

[05:00:22] They're going to cut the kid fall.

[05:00:24] I have brought peace.

[05:00:26] Freedom.

[05:00:27] Justice.

[05:00:28] They're going to cut the kid fall.

[05:00:30] And security to my new empire.

[05:00:32] So because of what you've done.

[05:00:34] What you plan to do.

[05:01:06] Now Jinxie, I want you to have only one goal in mind.

[05:01:12] Enter practice till first though, because we have some things to train.

[05:01:16] Do you want to know what goal I want you to have?

[05:01:19] What is your goal coach sensei?

[05:01:21] So just like Anakin would say that he wants to be strong enough to save his mother, you

[05:01:27] should be strong enough to not enter your brother.

[05:01:31] The goal should be that when your brother plays with you, that he's not thinking, fuck!

[05:01:37] When he sees you in the lobby, he should be saying, thank god, that we share the same

[05:01:43] last name.

[05:01:44] Do you understand?

[05:01:45] Yes, master.

[05:01:46] Alright, so now vote of the practice, Thor.

[05:01:51] Chat, by the way, we have an intense spiritual awakening for the last 20 minutes, and it's

[05:01:57] Star Wars related and all half of the chat is typing is Darth Maul like mobs burn this chat to the floor

[05:02:05] Okay, let's burn the chat to the floor. So Jinxie Jinxie. I actually have a better joke than the Darth Maul one

[05:02:11] Do you want to hear it?

[05:02:13] Yes, okay

[05:02:19] What kind of Gatorade does a Gator drink

[05:02:27] Powerade?

[05:02:29] Gatorade.

[05:02:30] Yeah.

[05:02:39] OK, so like this we're going to do now, OK?

[05:02:41] I want you to press the first three buttons

[05:02:44] on the left side of your screen.

[05:02:51] And now what you're going to do is you're also

[05:02:53] going to spawn a dummy.

[05:02:54] So do you see on the bottom half of your screen?

[05:02:57] Like, one of them should say, like, spawn a dummy.

[05:03:00] No, on the bottom half on the left side.

[05:03:01] Yep.

[05:03:02] So there should be a...

[05:03:05] OK, there's not.

[05:03:05] Press the arrow.

[05:03:06] Press the arrow one time.

[05:03:09] Yep, that one.

[05:03:11] And then, spawn enemy dummy.

[05:03:12] First one.

[05:03:13] And then just play said, yeah, right there.

[05:03:17] So you need to left-click it.

[05:03:18] So click it and then left-click.

[05:03:22] What the fuck are you talking about?

[05:03:24] Yeah, so click that and then left-click.

[05:03:26] OK, good.

[05:03:27] So now this is what we're gonna do, okay?

[05:03:30] Go up, so go on the first page again.

[05:03:36] No, no, yeah, yeah.

[05:03:37] And no, go back in your base,

[05:03:38] go back in your base, go back in your base.

[05:03:40] So now level up five times.

[05:03:45] Okay, so how we're gonna practice is you remember yesterday

[05:03:49] when I said that we need to make it

[05:03:51] so that your keys are an extension of your hand

[05:03:54] and you need to know whether they are intuitively?

[05:03:57] Yes, master.

[05:03:58] OK, so this is how we're going to train it.

[05:04:00] We're going to do like as Simon says.

[05:04:02] So I want you to walk up to the dummy.

[05:04:05] And when I tell you a button to press,

[05:04:08] you're just going to press the button that I say.

[05:04:10] OK?

[05:04:12] So now level up all your abilities one time,

[05:04:15] and this is going to make it so that it's

[05:04:17] going to become second nature.

[05:04:18] You understand?

[05:04:20] Yep.

[05:04:21] OK, so let's start.

[05:04:22] Hover over the dummy?

[05:04:24] Q

[05:04:26] E

[05:04:28] E

[05:04:29] Q

[05:04:31] R

[05:04:33] Q

[05:04:36] E

[05:04:37] R

[05:04:38] Q

[05:04:40] Q

[05:04:41] Q

[05:04:42] Q

[05:04:43] Q

[05:04:43] It's like you're going to stop working!

[05:04:45] It's because you need a hover on it!

[05:04:47] Don't forget, when you press Q, you have to hover!

[05:04:50] So now, E

[05:04:51] R

[05:04:52] R! R! W! W! W! Q! Q! R! R! Q! Q! D! D! D! D! D! Nice! Q! Q! Q! Q! E! R! Q! Q! Q! R! D! D! D! D!

[05:05:13] Nice! Q! Q! E! Q! R!

[05:05:19] Q! W! E! R! D! R! D! E! Q! W! Q! W!

[05:05:27] Alright now pause. Tell me right now, how much better do you already feel?

[05:05:37] Incredible.

[05:05:38] Alright, so now we're gonna try one last run back. So now Q?

[05:05:42] Yep, because remember, Jinxie, when you go into battle, all of these are like your arsenal of weapons, and they never change ever.

[05:05:50] So what it means is that if you're sitting there, and you know where the finger placement is, then you're never gonna have to look at your keyboard again,

[05:05:57] and it's gonna allow you to just to spur the moment instant actions. Do you understand?

[05:06:03] Yes, sir.

[05:06:05] Alright, then I think you're ready.

[05:06:10] Ready? Ready for round?

[05:06:11] Yep, I am but I have a mission for you though

[05:06:15] So in the future when you play off stream

[05:06:20] What you should do is before you play you remember how yesterday when you were coaching Senna you were telling her to do team deathmatch

[05:06:27] You should sit there and you if you really want to take this shit serious

[05:06:31] Jinxie because I need to know first before I tell you do you want to take it serious. Yes

[05:06:36] Okay, then what you're gonna do from now on is every day you're gonna be in our practice for 30 minutes

[05:06:44] You're gonna be practicing your clear. You're gonna be practicing your abilities. I want you to sit down and I'm on you to train

[05:06:53] Understood yes. Yes. Yes, master. Yes

[05:06:56] All right

[05:06:59] Then I think it's fucking oh wait fuck wait before we go back

[05:07:02] We forgot to do the day the day for practice clear so go and practice so one more time

[05:07:08] We're going to the practice clear and then we're ready for ranked

[05:07:14] I went down to iron three

[05:07:17] Oh, okay. That's fine. Wait. Do you want me to make you feel better?

[05:07:22] Yes

[05:07:23] Do you want to share the dog bag story?

[05:07:26] What is the dog bag story?

[05:07:29] so

[05:07:30] When I was 16, I used to walk my dog, right?

[05:07:35] And what I would actually do is I would take the bag of like doggy bags, because you know how it's all like rolled up?

[05:07:45] And I would hold it in one of my hands, okay?

[05:07:48] And then before I would go out every time I would always wear you know those skin tight leggings that girls were at the gym

[05:07:55] So I would think that those leggings would look cool as fuck so I would wear them too and I would put the doggy bag

[05:08:05] Inside my pants, okay?

[05:08:07] Because I thought that if I walk around and it looks like I had like some kind of crazy ass bulge that everyone would think

[05:08:14] I was sick as fuck, you know what I mean?

[05:08:16] Okay, so then, oh, also you forgot to buy items, just go back, okay.

[05:08:26] So then what I would do is I would go, I would walk around with the doggie bag right

[05:08:32] in my pants, and everyone would always stare at me.

[05:08:36] But do you want to know what the craziest thing about it was, Jinxie?

[05:08:38] Uh, what?

[05:08:39] It took me six months before I realized that they weren't staring because they thought

[05:08:46] thought I had a big bulge. They were staring because they thought I had a small erection.

[05:08:52] So, Dante, how is this going to help me with the League of Legends, though? You said you

[05:08:59] were going to make me feel better. Okay, so imagine it, okay? Like, that doggy

[05:09:05] bag is your visual ranking, okay? The doggy bag, how big people think your penis is, is

[05:09:13] your visual rank in league but what actually matters is the real size of it

[05:09:18] and the real size is your skill level so whether or not you have the doggy bag in

[05:09:24] your pants or not it doesn't matter Jin see you could be iron one iron four or

[05:09:29] challenger what matters is your skill level oh okay so what's the lowest rank

[05:09:39] in the game is that iron four yep all right we're almost there no no no we

[05:09:46] don't want to go there though okay like we want to go in the opposite direction

[05:09:49] yep yep okay so now do you remember how to clear um yep all right then let's see

[05:10:00] So I want to remember this, your time to beat is 3-14.

[05:10:07] Got it.

[05:10:10] Already I'm seeing that you're getting a shit-tongue better at cutting these camps.

[05:10:14] Do you see how good you are at this?

[05:10:16] Yeah.

[05:10:17] Now let me ask you, were you this good three days ago?

[05:10:20] No, no I wasn't.

[05:10:22] It's like right now, Jinxie, you're on a fucking rollercoaster.

[05:10:25] And you're going down at 150 miles an hour bro.

[05:10:29] bro, but it's like as you go down further and further you get faster and faster.

[05:10:34] So what happens when you hit the bottom?

[05:10:38] Your head would explode and you would die probably.

[05:10:41] Exactly!

[05:10:42] And that's what's going to happen to the enemy team.

[05:10:44] You are the roller coaster and the enemy team are the people inside of it.

[05:10:50] Wait, what the?

[05:10:52] See I'm speeding up my clear by doing that.

[05:10:57] Okay, but you're never gonna do that in a real game though, okay, sorry

[05:11:02] I'm just trying to cut down the time coach. I I mean like I understand but it's like why cut down the time of that

[05:11:08] It's not gonna be something you ever do in a real game. Okay. Well, maybe we just add a second to the time

[05:11:13] No, you know what how about this also you leveled up here each second

[05:11:21] Listen don't apologize to me bro because you're the one that might have a worse clear on day four of the practice

[05:11:27] this tool. Alright, let's go. Also, don't forget, the second you see these camps, you

[05:11:40] always want to Q them, right? Alright, this is good. You're getting a lot better at instantly

[05:11:55] using the abilities by the way I'm noticing thank you we're gonna see we're

[05:12:08] gonna see bro wait so now hold your cue okay so in the future you can hold your

[05:12:14] you to kill the small ones here wait

[05:12:31] bro what's your clear time

[05:12:34] what do you want me to do now and see

[05:12:36] do it now in screen share I want to actually see like

[05:12:38] I flash would save a second as well

[05:12:40] what's your clear time I want to see mine was 309

[05:12:42] I don't see how it could get much faster than that, to be honest.

[05:12:45] Okay, well, I mean, I'm gonna do tricks that I don't expect you to do because they could, like, lose you the game if you fuck them up, though.

[05:12:51] But I'll show you what I do, okay?

[05:12:53] Okay.

[05:12:54] Alright, you can see my screen, right?

[05:12:56] Yes, so you were 309.

[05:12:58] Let's see yours, bro.

[05:13:01] Wait, by the way, have you been grinding ranked? Where the fuck are you at in ranked?

[05:13:05] Um, so, yesterday, I started playing on a different account.

[05:13:10] Alright!

[05:13:11] No, no, listen, okay, I'll explain it because you have to view League of Legends accounts kind of like relationships, right?

[05:13:18] And the thing is that if you're in a relationship with someone that like is going to sit there and beat you, cheat on you, blow your dad in front of you, right?

[05:13:29] And do all this really fucked up shit to you, then imagine you're forced to take her out on a date. Would you give it 110% on the date?

[05:13:37] No.

[05:13:39] Exactly, but now imagine right that instead of her doing a lot fucked up shit

[05:13:44] She was a really good person that's loyal to you and she loves you and she cares for you

[05:13:48] Then you're probably gonna give a lot more effort on dates, right?

[05:13:52] Yeah, and it's the same thing with League of Legends accounts because when you're on account that has a thousand games

[05:13:57] And you lose moral p then you gain then you're gonna play a game

[05:14:00] And you're not gonna care as much

[05:14:02] But then if you have a lower game count and you want to preserve your Katie and win rate

[05:14:06] Then you're gonna try hard way more does that make sense?

[05:14:09] Yeah, of course, 100% coach.

[05:14:11] Yeah, so that's why now I already got this one to master, so we're chilling.

[05:14:16] Nice, coach.

[05:14:17] Alright.

[05:14:17] So are you gonna get challenger or what?

[05:14:19] Listen, if I don't, you have to beat the shit out of me and tampon in spring, so I gotta.

[05:14:25] Tarpon in spring, bro, yes, tarpon in spring, yes.

[05:14:28] I like tampon better.

[05:14:30] Wait, so, okay, my clear time was 309 and I flashed with C in the second.

[05:14:35] So look, so look, so look, I'll tell you exactly what I do at every moment, okay?

[05:14:39] So look. So first things first, it's gonna spawn, right? Auto-Q. Now watch what I'm

[05:14:46] gonna do, okay? Because the thing that I'm about to do is one thing that you've

[05:14:50] never done or even seen before, but it's gonna be fucking crazy. Are you ready?

[05:14:54] Yeah. So I'm not actually gonna smite this camp. Check this out. So I get this

[05:15:03] This camp really low, okay?

[05:15:06] And you see how now it's below 200?

[05:15:09] Yeah.

[05:15:10] So now I finish it with my Q and then the grump is already half health.

[05:15:14] So you smited the frog?

[05:15:17] Yes, but I never want you to try that in your game.

[05:15:19] You're gonna fuck it up and it's gonna lose you to the game.

[05:15:21] You're gonna get really tilted.

[05:15:24] Okay.

[05:15:25] Wow, that saves you so much time.

[05:15:27] That's smart, bro.

[05:15:28] Yep.

[05:15:29] So that's why, listen, when you're sitting there and when Bergen actually like do it,

[05:15:33] You perfect the clear normally first, but then afterwards we're going to make you do this in practice full 50 times.

[05:15:41] So if you want to practice on practice full 50 times tomorrow, so you can take it into your ranking, then you can do that.

[05:15:46] Okay.

[05:15:48] All right.

[05:15:48] So now look, look, look, I'm going to get here.

[05:15:51] I instantly pressed to the second I'm in range.

[05:15:54] You see that?

[05:15:54] And it's like I'm spamming to on top of it.

[05:15:56] So the thing is that one of your issues is that you lead with your right clicks, which makes it so that it

[05:16:02] fucks it up so I'll show you something here okay here what I'm going to do when

[05:16:06] the red is here is I'm actually just gonna instantly cue on the red so the

[05:16:09] second I'm in range it does it right away right so we don't have to waste any

[05:16:13] time walking up too far holy shit holy fuck that's very information yep you

[05:16:22] cue right at the outside of the ring yeah so you want to it's that's like

[05:16:25] leading with cue rather than leading with right click bro I don't know you

[05:16:29] You could even kite him out of the circle.

[05:16:30] You kite him out of the circle too.

[05:16:32] Yeah.

[05:16:33] So that's why now look.

[05:16:37] And now you remember when I told you to save your two at the last?

[05:16:40] Look.

[05:16:41] Yeah.

[05:16:42] Wow!

[05:16:43] 254.

[05:16:44] Oh my god.

[05:16:45] Wow.

[05:16:46] Nice job, Donkaz.

[05:16:47] Okay.

[05:16:48] I learned a lot there.

[05:16:49] Thank you, bro.

[05:16:50] I got you.

[05:16:51] Thank you.

[05:16:52] And that's why every single one of those little tricks, you see how it's like they would

[05:16:58] shave off one to two seconds every time.

[05:17:00] But then when you jump it all up together it's 15 seconds.

[05:17:04] Exactly, and everything together allowed me to get, so there I finished my entire clear

[05:17:10] as the Scuttle Crab was spawning.

[05:17:13] So it means that if I didn't do even one of those things perfectly then I get to the Scuttle

[05:17:17] Crab late and once you start getting into like gold and above junglers are going to

[05:17:22] be there on time.

[05:17:23] Which means that if you fuck up the clear you're going to lose the game out three minutes

[05:17:27] on the crab wait so dude and you had a

[05:17:32] smite left bro yep you beat me in time

[05:17:36] and use less lights and I didn't use

[05:17:38] flash you did that perfectly too all

[05:17:43] right so now jing see here's a real

[05:17:45] question okay yeah yeah are you fucking

[05:17:49] ready for ranked yes I'm ready bro now

[05:17:56] Okay, is there anything else I should watch or listen to you before we start?

[05:18:00] Well, I said I want to grind tonight. I want to grab. Yeah, so let me ask you one question

[05:18:03] If you could choose one person right now to hype you up for this game

[05:18:08] Would you rather it's commander Erwin? Would you rather it's Goku or would you rather it's a light?

[05:18:14] Yagami from Death Note

[05:18:16] Light Yagami. All right, then give me one second and I got you

[05:18:20] Light Yagami has motivation?

[05:18:24] Bro, when you listen to this, you're gonna fucking lose your fucking mind!

[05:18:31] Are you ready?

[05:18:32] Okay, yeah, it's a breath of death.

[05:18:34] Alright, show the screen.

[05:18:35] I think you already are.

[05:18:38] Okay, let's go.

[05:18:39] Let's go.

[05:18:40] Yuck!

[05:18:41] You upload the music blasting!

[05:19:09] Let's go.

[05:19:16] Wait, what the fuck why'd you pause it?

[05:19:32] Wait, what the fuck why'd you pause it?

[05:19:46] That works too. Let's go.

[05:20:02] Your anger and your lust for power have already done that.

[05:20:07] I don't want to hear any more about both of you.

[05:20:10] Do not allow this dark lord to twist your mind until now.

[05:20:19] The Jedi turn against you. Don't you turn against me.

[05:20:23] I'm not your becoming everything you snore to me.

[05:20:26] I see through the lies of the Jedi.

[05:20:29] I brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.

[05:20:38] Your new empire?

[05:20:40] What do you plan to do?

[05:20:43] Stop! Stop now! Come back!

[05:20:46] I love you!

[05:20:47] There!

[05:20:52] You are the chosen one!

[05:20:54] You are supposed to save League of Legends, Jinxie!

[05:21:04] YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

[05:21:14] All right, turn off the music for now though you need to turn it off Jinxie because the

[05:21:26] thing is now we're gonna have to focus when you make sure it go crazy.

[05:21:33] Okay so now Jinxie are you listening?

[05:21:37] Yes master.

[05:21:38] Okay now I'm gonna give you a bit of information this game are you ready to hear the information

[05:21:44] So this game, the enemy team is actually very bad against Master Yi.

[05:21:54] It is a very good Master Yi game.

[05:21:56] And the reason why is because Master Yi does very well against team compositions that don't have any way to stop you from moving.

[05:22:05] And this game, they can't really stop you from moving.

[05:22:09] moving. So what does that mean, Jingsy?

[05:22:14] That I'm going to infiltrate their tight asshole over and over and over and over again.

[05:22:21] Dude, you're gonna sit there and you're gonna ring up Kim Jong-un and you're gonna say,

[05:22:27] Hello, Mr. Kim Jong-un, I have some bad news for you, bro, because there's a nuke that

[05:22:34] that you don't have and it's in the enemy team's fucking ass!

[05:22:41] Let's fucking go!

[05:22:43] Let's go!

[05:22:50] Alright.

[05:22:50] Listen to me, listen to me, clear.

[05:22:52] I'm not saying...

[05:22:52] Tonight is gonna be the most League of Legends games I've ever played in a singular night.

[05:22:57] And I will win every game, I will top frag every game, I will have the most damage every game,

[05:23:03] and I will win my team the game every fucking game.

[05:23:06] Alright then it all starts with this one.

[05:23:10] Let's fucking see it then.

[05:23:14] Okay, so Jengzee here.

[05:23:16] You're gonna just do the standard top to bot full clear, right?

[05:23:19] Like you're just saying that you're clearing your counts.

[05:23:21] Clear is looking good.

[05:23:22] Let me give you some information.

[05:23:24] Your mid laner is pushing up.

[05:23:27] Top lane is doing a bit of fighting, but they're about even.

[05:23:30] And your bot lane is pushing in.

[05:23:32] So knowing that your mid and your bot are doing well,

[05:23:36] that means you should be able to get what?

[05:23:47] Scott.

[05:23:48] Scott O'Crab, yes, perfect.

[05:23:50] So that means you can get Scott O'Crab.

[05:23:53] So what I'm gonna want you to do is we're gonna slowly,

[05:23:57] slowly but surely, get you used to the idea

[05:23:59] of looking at your map and knowing what's going on.

[05:24:02] And the way we're going to do this is I want you every 5 seconds to just look at your mid

[05:24:08] and bot lane and I want you to say mid pushing if your team is past the 50% line or mid getting

[05:24:16] pushed in and same with bot, okay?

[05:24:19] Kill the last one.

[05:24:20] Kill the last one.

[05:24:21] Alright, so now what's happening mid?

[05:24:25] Nothing.

[05:24:26] Exactly, even.

[05:24:27] What's happening bot?

[05:24:28] Nothing.

[05:24:29] Well, no.

[05:24:30] Nothing well, no but is pushing right because your bots other time. Oh, no

[05:24:37] What

[05:24:40] Did we win um

[05:24:45] We've got it we got LP for that right

[05:24:50] How the fuck

[05:24:52] So Jin see this is a canon event that every League of Legends player goes through where you're gonna get super fucking

[05:24:59] excited you load into a game it's about to go crazy and then it's a remake but

[05:25:05] it's like now what you have to do is you have to not let it get your hopes up

[05:25:10] bro and you have to not let it get your hopes up it's like it's like imagine

[05:25:15] Jinxie what just happened right as you sat there and you were swiping on tinder

[05:25:19] whatever you go on a date and then you find out that the girl that you're on a

[05:25:22] date with is your fifth cousin right what do you do in that situation probably

[05:25:29] leave the date or hear me out you go even crazier so that's why now we're

[05:25:36] gonna need you to go fucking insane does that make sense yes sensei yes master

[05:25:41] yes all right so now listen to your Darth Vader edits

[05:25:47] Anakin.

[05:25:51] Anakin is gone.

[05:25:56] I am what remains.

[05:26:00] I'm sorry.

[05:26:04] I'm sorry, Anakin.

[05:26:07] For all of it.

[05:26:11] Stop! Stop now! Come back!

[05:26:13] I love you!

[05:26:15] You don't know just me.

[05:26:22] You were the chosen one.

[05:26:26] Feel the anger.

[05:26:27] You said that you were the strongest.

[05:26:29] They've not joined them.

[05:26:31] Bring balance to the force.

[05:26:33] Not leaving in darkness.

[05:26:35] Not leaving in darkness.

[05:26:39] You were my daughter Anakin.

[05:26:42] I loved you.

[05:26:44] Okay, Jinxie. Jinxie, I have bad fucking news. They stole your Master Yi.

[05:27:10] That's fine, the best tackle manoe.

[05:27:13] That's what I like to hear!

[05:27:16] Alright, switch up your Ghost for, uh, your Flash for Ghost, and then switch up the runes.

[05:27:22] Uh, it's the blue guy, yep.

[05:27:27] And then now for the runes, do the, uh...

[05:27:32] Wow, none of these are good.

[05:27:34] Okay, choose the third one.

[05:27:38] How are none of them good? No, so now click what says domination so press the the room button next to the one

[05:27:45] You just click so the second one

[05:27:49] Okay, no, okay wait go back. Yep now click the third. Okay. No, okay wait click. Okay. Yes good. Okay. Now click what says domination

[05:27:59] Now click that yes precision

[05:28:01] Okay, now click the middle one. Nope. Oh god

[05:28:05] Oh Jesus

[05:28:07] Okay, Jinxy. Oh, fuck. Okay. Yeah. What the fuck? What?

[05:28:13] Just click the third one just click the third one just click no no Jinxy the third one

[05:28:21] Okay, just leave it it's fine

[05:28:26] Are you fucking this up?

[05:28:28] I'm not trying to lose buddy, I'm not trying to fucking lose.

[05:28:33] Jinxy, Jinxy, it's like I'm telling you to spell the word Apple and the first letter

[05:28:38] you're giving me is a fucking Z. Do you know what I mean?

[05:28:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.

[05:28:45] It's okay, but listen, we can still win this one easy.

[05:28:49] Like your team, they're all bronze, bro.

[05:28:51] That means they're good at the fucking game.

[05:28:53] How am I the only iron, like, how am I the only iron, bro?

[05:28:57] That doesn't make any sense.

[05:28:59] Well?

[05:28:59] How about the only iron?

[05:29:00] Or is there two other ones?

[05:29:02] No, so the reason why you're the only iron

[05:29:04] is because you play a lot with your brother.

[05:29:06] So you're leaching off of his MMR,

[05:29:08] which means that you're making yours go up and his go down.

[05:29:13] OK, it's on a sack of shit.

[05:29:16] Imagine if you're riding a Flintstones car

[05:29:21] and your brother is riding a Lamborghini,

[05:29:22] but you guys are tied together.

[05:29:24] OK?

[05:29:27] Got it.

[05:29:28] All right.

[05:29:29] So now Mike, yeah, okay.

[05:29:30] Okay.

[05:29:31] So now listen, you're gonna play for the full clear, okay?

[05:29:35] And you know how you do all that stuff with Master Yi, where like you cried cams and everything?

[05:29:40] Yeah.

[05:29:41] You're gonna do the same thing now on Hecarim, okay?

[05:29:44] Except you need to remember that you need to never stop pressing Q, okay?

[05:29:49] Never stop pressing Q.

[05:29:50] Got it.

[05:29:51] All right.

[05:29:52] Let's see it.

[05:29:53] good Q Q don't forget to Q so just like always thank you game yep you got it

[05:30:10] you got it bro I believe in you wow this is my first plot I've ever seen in my

[05:30:17] entire life yep and it's against your team of course okay so now control w okay

[05:30:27] yeah no but that's fine it's fine it's gonna fuck up a little bit for you but

[05:30:35] it's a learning process so when you're playing a hecarim it's w second when you

[05:30:39] play mastery it's e second it's always different for different characters

[05:30:43] okay so now start walking back E just press E and then just go and hit the big

[05:30:49] wolf and then start doing nice okay you're actually learning the mechanics

[05:30:56] let's fucking go! let's get it done now! okay so now wolves this is good this is

[05:31:04] very good okay good so now after you kill these wolves eat awards the rappers

[05:31:11] now control W nice okay now press W WQ perfect okay so now what you're gonna do

[05:31:23] is you're gonna go for the red after okay let's get it I like how you clicked

[05:31:31] I like that click all right you don't mean well how you click time in minimap

[05:31:40] Yeah, all right, so now use your Q jinxie you're forgetting about you fuck

[05:31:45] It's okay. It's okay, bro

[05:31:48] You're supposed to forget cuz you're inexperienced bro

[05:31:52] Like should Luke Skywalker get mad cuz he lost in a lightsaber battle against Obi-Wan when he was four years old

[05:32:01] no

[05:32:02] NO!

[05:32:02] my E didn't work

[05:32:03] my E didn't work

[05:32:05] yeah

[05:32:06] I mean

[05:32:06] maybe you just didn't click it

[05:32:07] it's fine

[05:32:08] so just play for your Krugs

[05:32:09] and then afterwards

[05:32:10] Joanbot

[05:32:11] let's see what's happening

[05:32:13] Joanbot

[05:32:14] Joanbot

[05:32:17] okay

[05:32:17] Q

[05:32:18] and then

[05:32:18] now walk through the bushes

[05:32:19] go

[05:32:20] you got this

[05:32:21] do not use any abilities yet

[05:32:22] okay

[05:32:23] now through the bushes

[05:32:24] you're looking for a gang

[05:32:25] press D

[05:32:25] and walk

[05:32:26] press D and E

[05:32:27] now

[05:32:28] now

[05:32:30] nice

[05:32:30] now go in the misfortune

[05:32:31] It's Fortune F- Oh...

[05:32:33] Okay, press Q.

[05:32:38] What the FUCK, Nantes?!

[05:32:41] I did everything you told me to do, motherfucker!

[05:32:45] Jengzee.

[05:32:46] Jengzee.

[05:32:47] You pressed your E-Auto on the fucking...

[05:32:51] CHILD INVENTION!

[05:32:57] What do I buy?

[05:32:58] Okay, just right click the green deldo.

[05:33:00] You used your E auto attack on the cannon minion, that's why if you would have used it on the actual champions, you would have gotten a double kill.

[05:33:12] Oh, wait, but I didn't mean to E on the minion, they were kind of just in the crossfire.

[05:33:18] I get it, but that's why you needed to not click on it, there's skill expression and where you click in this game, okay?

[05:33:25] Got it, yep, got it.

[05:33:27] Smite the grump!

[05:33:32] View of like, okay, Jengzee. Imagine when you're going in a minion wave

[05:33:36] It's like you're walking through a minefield, right? If you sit there, and you start like skipping through, what's gonna happen?

[05:33:45] You're

[05:33:47] Like your ankles gonna blow up. Exactly, and that's what just happened there

[05:33:51] So that's why when you're playing through there, you need to be able to dodge the mines

[05:33:56] So you need to be able to sit there and use your your clicks and the way where you're not clicking on the wrong thing

[05:34:04] Yeah, okay. Yes. Yes master. Yes master

[05:34:12] Yes

[05:34:14] control Q

[05:34:18] Okay, so Jin see this is what we're gonna do this game as

[05:34:21] As punishment, every time you die and you call me master, you need to make your voice slightly more feminine every single time. Deal?

[05:34:32] Yeah, yes, master.

[05:34:33] Okay, good. So now, you're gonna look for the bot gank. Okay, after this. So drone bot.

[05:34:39] What?

[05:34:40] Okay, this is good.

[05:34:46] Alright, now look for the bot gank.

[05:34:48] So now walk through the bushes.

[05:34:51] Remember you need to use abilities to call those small ones.

[05:34:53] Alright, alright queen, you're gonna have to pop off here.

[05:34:58] Press E and...

[05:34:59] Actually, not yet.

[05:35:00] Don't use anything yet.

[05:35:02] Yeah, just back off.

[05:35:03] There's nothing to do here.

[05:35:04] Yep.

[05:35:05] So that's fine.

[05:35:06] So now just walk to the blue buff.

[05:35:08] Blue buff.

[05:35:09] Actually, recall and then go to the blue buff.

[05:35:12] Yes, master.

[05:35:16] Okay, good.

[05:35:19] Okay, so listen.

[05:35:24] You're gonna sit there and you're gonna do the blue buff.

[05:35:26] Now, while you're doing the blue buff and you're slightly feminine voice,

[05:35:30] I want you to say, I'm a good girl, okay?

[05:35:35] bro I thought I was learning league today

[05:35:41] I'm doing this for my own enjoyment bro

[05:35:46] Faker went through this thought process dude

[05:35:49] it's stuff that the highest level players all have to go through bro

[05:35:53] I don't think Faker ever did this shit bro

[05:35:57] Faker didn't do that buddy

[05:36:04] Bro, okay, but unless you can prove to me that he didn't, then me and you are equally valid for saying our opinions.

[05:36:11] Okay, fine.

[05:36:13] Alright, now who's a good girl for clearing grump?

[05:36:18] I'm a good girl for clearing grump.

[05:36:21] Alright, now control R. Okay, so now listen to why you're doing the wolves.

[05:36:27] After you do the wolves, you're gonna look for the raptors, okay?

[05:36:31] Okay.

[05:36:32] Okay, good.

[05:36:34] Ping me one more time, I swear to god I'll end.

[05:36:38] I don't know, NGTSR.

[05:36:40] Not in-game, not in-game.

[05:36:41] Okay, but Jinxie, do you remember what I taught you for when your teammates are flaming you?

[05:36:45] Mute all?

[05:36:46] No.

[05:36:47] You need to act kind of disabled to make them feel bad.

[05:36:50] So, what you're gonna do is next time he pings you, you're gonna type a couple words with a lot of spelling mistakes.

[05:36:56] Taking account-

[05:36:57] Bro, I'm not, don't test, I'm not like-

[05:37:00] I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING DO-

[05:37:03] Okay, all right, then you know what fun we don't have to do that then it's okay. Just play for the red and then afterwards the Krugs

[05:37:14] All right, this is good

[05:37:16] Like bro, you're an iron. Why are you pinging stuff?

[05:37:20] Exactly, yes, and that's why he's an iron because he doesn't take accountability for his fucking games, right?

[05:37:29] Exactly

[05:37:31] I control Q so now take the Krugs and drone bot when you see what's going on

[05:37:36] there Jinxie all right so there's no gank bot but what you're gonna do is after

[05:37:41] you clear these Krugs you're gonna go to the the crab okay scuttle crab just fun

[05:37:46] go and then remember you can finish these with Q you always want to finish

[05:37:51] So small ones with inability

[05:37:54] Yep, that's master

[05:37:56] All right

[05:38:00] Okay, we're gonna need you to slay pussy and slay cunt on the fucking on the scuttle crab you understand

[05:38:07] Yep, okay, so I want you to type in all chat right now

[05:38:11] You just got served cunt as you recall so press B and then type it in all chat so he knows what's happening

[05:38:21] You just got served cunt. Yes. Yep, exactly perfect. Just like that. Nice. Okay, so now you're gonna right-click this shogun

[05:38:30] JXC! You have a thousand gold!

[05:38:33] Remember every time you get to base you always have to buy an item, okay? Yes, okay. Okay, okay

[05:38:42] Okay

[05:38:43] Okay, Loki you can you can relax a bit on the on the feminine voice. I'm getting a bit bricked right now

[05:38:49] And we can't have this. Okay. Okay

[05:38:51] Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the grump and then after the grump we're going to look for the wolves, okay?

[05:38:58] Yep, got it.

[05:39:04] Why am I getting pinged? Why? Why am I getting pinged? Why? Why the fuck am I getting pinged?

[05:39:09] Stop fucking pinging me. You are iron, like no one cares.

[05:39:13] You're losing your lane in iron, bro. Hang it the fuck up. I've been playing the game for a week.

[05:39:17] You are losing your lane in iron, bro.

[05:39:19] See, Jinxie, this is the problem though, in life, in life, you're going to learn that

[05:39:24] the people that have the easiest way out will sit there and they'll often make excuses,

[05:39:30] right?

[05:39:31] So for example, in league, it'll be people that just have to take accountability and

[05:39:35] they could get out of iron.

[05:39:36] In real life, it's like, let's say you have someone that's homeless, they could just

[05:39:40] buy a house, right?

[05:39:42] So there's always an easy option for a way out, but people sometimes just aren't willing

[05:39:47] to take it.

[05:39:49] Does that make sense?

[05:39:50] Uh, yes, Master.

[05:39:52] Alright, good.

[05:39:53] So now you're going to look for the Krugs.

[05:40:03] Alright, so now WQ.

[05:40:05] Good.

[05:40:09] Alright, so now what we're going to have to do, okay, is you're going to play for a recall.

[05:40:13] Now, why are you recalling?

[05:40:15] I want you to talk to me.

[05:40:16] I want to hear what's in your brain.

[05:40:17] I have a thousand gold.

[05:40:18] Yeah, that's not just why, so recall and keep talking to me.

[05:40:21] Why?

[05:40:21] Well, all my camps are down and I have a lot of gold.

[05:40:25] Okay, good.

[05:40:26] But why do you not want to be on the bottom side of the map anymore?

[05:40:31] Because...

[05:40:31] Locked up fast and then talked to me.

[05:40:34] For winning, for winning battle?

[05:40:36] Okay, so depending on where there is an opportunity on the map, that's where you want to be.

[05:40:43] And that's the reason why looking at your mini-map is also important,

[05:40:46] because as a jungler, you want to create kind of like a plan in your mind of where you're going.

[05:40:52] So in the same way that when you're meeting up with, let's say, a girl or a girlfriend, your wife, whatever it is,

[05:40:57] you want to plan a day as a date. As a jungler, you want to sit there and you want to plan your clear route.

[05:41:03] So here, for example, if all your camps are down and you take the grubs and you see that there's nothing bot side

[05:41:12] And there's no gank then the only thing there is to do is play for the top side, right?

[05:41:16] So these are things that you're gonna have to eventually

[05:41:20] Learn to process while you're clearing do you understand? Yes?

[05:41:26] Okay, so now okay Jin see

[05:41:30] Yep, just you and then I can aren't nice. You got this. No

[05:41:36] Okay, you're gonna die here, but it's okay

[05:41:42] uh... you you got this is the best that's so what

[05:41:45] how do i not feel you what the fuck how do i not feel you

[05:41:48] but i don't know

[05:41:49] it's because your piece of shit top laner sold the kill

[05:41:52] so now i need you to type in all caps

[05:41:56] nice ks

[05:41:59] what is ks ks means kill steal

[05:42:03] so now all

[05:42:04] yep

[05:42:06] and and if someone really pisses you off you can add a white in the middle of

[05:42:10] those two letters if you catch my drift oh yeah you probably would so that's

[05:42:17] the reason why we want to stay away from that got it yep alright so now what

[05:42:23] a pussy what a bitch he's a fucking bitch boat he he went to as much of that

[05:42:28] gold as you could okay you're getting invaded so now ping for help

[05:42:33] Loki fight it dude don't don't let him bitch out of your jungle you got this shit

[05:42:39] You got this so now F F on him for this might nice and I'll W now W. Oh my god

[05:42:53] Wait

[05:42:55] Easy and all Chad so Jin see this is the part of the game where you need to add a Y in the middle of KS

[05:43:03] Think that should tell it. No, I'm gonna get banned. Okay, so you know what? It's fine. Well, wait, and we'll see if he does it again

[05:43:10] But right now he's on strike two. Okay

[05:43:13] Bro, he stole a kill and said it easy. What a fucking bitch

[05:43:20] The monocast team even is this but Jynxie, do you know why he's doing this?

[05:43:26] No, I actually don't know why I don't know why stealing kills saying easy because he's insane

[05:43:31] I'll tell you it's because he's playing Timo everyone that plays Timo is either a pedophile a

[05:43:39] Groomer or a piece of shit in real life or a mix of all three

[05:43:43] So that's why you need to be careful of anybody that plays Timo

[05:43:47] Got it. Okay. Timo equals PDF file

[05:43:51] Yes, because the thing is that Timo, right?

[05:43:54] He has this thing called the blind that makes you not able to auto-attack now

[05:43:58] What do pedophiles used to capture their victims they use chloroform right so that's

[05:44:05] Bro what the fuck type of fucking fucking coaching is this?

[05:44:11] I'm just teaching you how the world fucking works

[05:44:19] I didn't mean to old I fucking okay, whatever just recall just recall and go to the Herald it's fine

[05:44:28] Okay. Okay, so now GenC. GenC. What you're gonna do is you're gonna walk to the Herald.

[05:44:41] You do not want to be bot slide because your bot lane fucking sucks. So now you're gonna

[05:44:46] type in chat, you're gonna type three losing lanes, LOL.

[05:44:51] Okay.

[05:44:52] Two losing lanes, question mark low.

[05:44:58] Exactly.

[05:44:59] So now you're going to play for the Herald.

[05:45:01] Perfect.

[05:45:03] This I'm telling you right now it's a fucking master class.

[05:45:06] Complete master class.

[05:45:08] Got it.

[05:45:09] Alright.

[05:45:11] So now.

[05:45:12] So sure like get the Herald right.

[05:45:13] Exactly.

[05:45:14] So Jynxie, what you just did is a process called trading the map.

[05:45:18] And do you remember that iceberg I showed you?

[05:45:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:45:22] This is on the bottom of that iceberg, so you just executed a challenger level concept.

[05:45:27] What it means is essentially, if the enemy is on the, I'll get the high, you can get

[05:45:32] the high.

[05:45:33] Jinx, you can get the high.

[05:45:34] Okay, yeah, good, good.

[05:45:35] I always forget about this thing, bro.

[05:45:37] Why do they make me pick it up?

[05:45:38] Why don't they just auto give it to me?

[05:45:39] What type of horse shit is that?

[05:45:41] Yeah, I mean, I agree, they should dumb down the game even more, dude.

[05:45:45] The reason why they do it is because over the course of years, that has taken out a bunch of mechanics,

[05:45:52] it's dumbed down the game, and the thing is that picking up the eye, it's bullshit too because you see how it's on your 4?

[05:45:58] Yeah, yeah.

[05:46:00] So the thing is that since it's on your 4, what it means is that now you're actually not allowed boarding.

[05:46:06] What the fuck does that mean? I can't place wards in my pushes and stuff?

[05:46:11] Yeah, no you're not allowed.

[05:46:13] What upgrade?

[05:46:14] So now control art. So whenever you're level 11, it's a big power spike because you got your second point in alt, okay?

[05:46:26] Okay, so JnC when you're playing Hecarim you never want to use your E while you're attacking the camp

[05:46:32] You only ever want to use it to get between them. Okay, so now drone bot. Let's see what's happening

[05:46:38] okay okay if he starts hitting that turret you start going fucking bananas on

[05:46:45] him okay go go go press the press the e nice nice e nice so now you're gonna have

[05:46:52] to right-click on him nice nice okay w and then spam q

[05:46:58] W spawn Q. Oh god. Okay, wait, back up.

[05:47:05] YOU GODJUG IS FORGETTED!

[05:47:07] Oh my god, you're fucking crazy.

[05:47:09] Keep running. Okay.

[05:47:15] Wait, they're fighting me.

[05:47:17] They might actually be able to win this, so we'll talk.

[05:47:19] He most said stop focusing the tank.

[05:47:21] But I like, oh god.

[05:47:24] Tell him, tell him that you hope the cartels go through his streets and the tanks focus

[05:47:31] his house.

[05:47:33] Okay, so now what we're going to do, probably got two on boots.

[05:47:41] So now the thing about this game is you're just a victim of your laners, unfortunately.

[05:47:46] So what you're going to have to do is you're going to have to go for your blue buff.

[05:47:51] Can I type something in all chat, or in team chat?

[05:47:55] I'm going to be honest.

[05:47:58] I don't see how it could help your game,

[05:48:00] but would it make you feel better if you did?

[05:48:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:48:03] OK, so what you're going to do is you're going to type 8, OK?

[05:48:09] 8, and then 5 equals signs.

[05:48:13] So it's next to the backspace.

[05:48:17] So, OK, now, do 8, OK?

[05:48:20] and then capital D

[05:48:25] okay, correct, ENTER

[05:48:28] okay

[05:48:29] you're like a penis?

[05:48:31] yeah, so essentially

[05:48:33] what you're doing now is you're pretending to come on your teammates

[05:48:37] so that's a way that you can like spiritually dominate them

[05:48:41] without even having to type anything, does that make sense?

[05:48:44] that's awesome, yes, thank you guys

[05:48:46] perfect

[05:48:47] Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the wolves and then after that you're gonna play on the rest of both side

[05:48:57] Shoulda W or E?

[05:48:58] I'll control W. So on Master E you always max your E second on Hecarim you always max W

[05:49:10] Alright, so now look on the red, perfect. So Joanbot, let's see what's happening right now with the misfortune

[05:49:16] Okay, you got this. It's time to cast your teammate so now press E and then right click on the misfortune

[05:49:39] GenC you didn't press E!

[05:49:43] Okay, it's fine. Okay, so now just take the red buff

[05:49:46] Okay fight the Nautilus you got this okay?

[05:49:54] You got this bro this is your oh god.

[05:49:57] Did I just get Riley read it?

[05:50:02] How did I get the kill again?

[05:50:04] How have all four of my kills been stolen?

[05:50:08] How did all four get stolen?

[05:50:15] I'm actually going to end my life.

[05:50:17] OK, but Jynxie, there's one reason why you should never

[05:50:20] kill yourself.

[05:50:23] Jynxie, if you kill yourself, your haters win.

[05:50:27] So you need to always stay alive and succeed so that your

[05:50:31] haters are the ones that kill themselves.

[05:50:33] Does that make sense?

[05:50:42] Yo, what did I get, bro?

[05:50:44] Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for the Gromp.

[05:50:49] Boots! What boots?

[05:50:50] No, you can't afford boots right now, just walk through the Gromp.

[05:50:57] Okay.

[05:51:00] Look, see? You're even getting backed up by the enemy. Oh wow.

[05:51:05] Okay, so, so Jynxie, I have bad news. Do you see what the Mastery just typed?

[05:51:11] Yeah.

[05:51:11] So the master you typed the boy ha ha, which means that he actually watches your stream

[05:51:16] So you got stream sniped this game

[05:51:20] How does that mean he's

[05:51:23] Because he type boy ha ha literally nobody types that except people that watch either me or you so he's a 100% a stream sniper

[05:51:31] He's still master. Yeah, and he's typing boy ha ha in all chat

[05:51:41] But what if I told you it's fine bro because the thing is that you know how God made Moses

[05:51:49] sacrifice his firstborn son in order to get like eternal salvation?

[05:51:54] I thought that was Abraham.

[05:51:56] It's the same thing but anyways that's like riot right now with you.

[05:52:01] They're testing you on your first game of the day to make you not get banned and then

[05:52:06] if you actually don't get banned because you maintain mental then you're going to go on

[05:52:10] ten game win streak

[05:52:13] case that by something

[05:52:15] uh...

[05:52:18] okay so you have to speak

[05:52:28] uh... no no you're gonna have to press me

[05:52:40] Okay, Jayne C, I want you to read your shirt to me right now.

[05:53:03] What does your shirt say?

[05:53:07] um journey to the stars it's journey to the stars baby and let me ask you a

[05:53:15] question jingsy if you're going on a journey to the stars would you stop if

[05:53:21] there was a little bit of rocky weather in the sky yes that would be very

[05:53:27] dangerous no you wouldn't so fucking do i buy

[05:53:31] What do I buy?

[05:53:36] What do I buy?

[05:53:39] This game's not over coach

[05:53:43] James yeah, I'm gonna be honest

[05:53:45] I've been feeling my best games been over for the last 20 minutes, but John mid John mid

[05:53:50] Maybe you can do something here. Okay, so e

[05:53:53] E-med E-med E-med E-med E-med E-med E and then one minute now run

[05:53:57] Okay, now are on the big are are are okay are are good now w good w q

[05:54:06] Okay, this could be good

[05:54:19] Okay, listen listen listen

[05:54:27] why did my mother go black black high-fives wait you can't see

[05:54:39] high-fives my mother's black it's back now

[05:54:49] okay all right jing see are you ready for us to activate ultra lock-in yes or no

[05:54:54] Why is my monitor flickering black? Hi, guys!

[05:54:58] What the fuck?! Both my monitors are off!

[05:55:01] What the fuck?!

[05:55:04] Oh, it's back now. Yep, game's over.

[05:55:18] Okay, wait. Can you re-share your screen on Discord? Because it bugged out.

[05:55:24] Welcome to Verizon Wireless, you're calling it.

[05:55:39] Hey GC, how's your day going?

[05:55:42] Well, I just got Gap in League of Legends.

[05:55:45] Hi guys, my, oh my god, last damage again.

[05:55:50] Hi guys, my monitor on the right is black.

[05:55:53] And my main model is flickering. I don't know what to do, bro.

[05:55:56] Alright. Since you're just slim, you're asking me to make sure your inputs are incorrect.

[05:56:02] So, wire to ports. Port to wire.

[05:56:09] Okay?

[05:56:12] Yeah, no shit, Sherlock!

[05:56:14] Here you go. Just make it shit.

[05:56:16] Tell James he's not the way I want.

[05:56:18] Well it's not too bad, you got 3,700 damage, that's the worst in the lobby.

[05:56:25] Shut the fuck up! Shut up! Shut up!

[05:56:31] Okay, could be worse, could be 500.

[05:56:37] That's an improvement.

[05:56:41] How are the monitors looking right now?

[05:56:45] It's working now. I got it working now. I got it working. Any advice, have I? Any advice, like real advice, legitimate advice?

[05:56:52] Thanks. Hey, are you listening to your coach, or are you inting, bro?

[05:56:59] My coach is mentally fucking ill, bro. My coach is mentally fucking ill.

[05:57:06] My coach is mentally fucking ill, bro.

[05:57:09] You can't just start blaming the coach. You can't you look in look inwards

[05:57:16] You have 500 damage off stream you have three thousand three thousand seven hundred and eight damage on street

[05:57:23] Look inwards. Maybe you're the fucking problem

[05:57:27] Maybe you should stop fucking bitching out your coach listen to them and play the fucking game

[05:57:35] Do some damage get some fucking kills that you're supposed to

[05:57:38] You haven't gotten a kill all day, by the way. All day you haven't gotten a kill. It's been 24 hours.

[05:57:46] You want to do a fucking challenge? Hey, stay alive until you get a kill. That's gonna be fucking instant.

[05:57:53] Lock in, get a fucking kill.

[05:57:57] Alright, bitch.

[05:58:01] Okay, can you share your screen on Discord again because it's soft working?

[05:58:05] working. Yeah, I'm going to go. I'm going to take a breather for a moment. I'll be back.

[05:58:15] All right. Take a breather. Okay. Okay, guys, everybody listened to me. Everybody listened

[05:58:24] to me. Jingxi needs your guys's help right now. If he's going to actually sit there and

[05:58:31] be able to do it. So when Jinxie comes back, I want him to only read. Okay, that's right

[05:58:43] now. So I want everybody to just spam. Guys, you got this Jinxie, we believe in you. That's

[05:58:50] what we need right now. Every single person in the chat, spam Jinxie, we believe in you.

[05:58:56] got this bro we believe in you Jinxie and then when he comes back and he feels

[05:59:01] the energy it's gonna make him sit there and it's gonna make him like unlock

[05:59:07] his third eye but he needs your guys's help

[05:59:19] okay how about this everybody right now type Jinxie we believe in you if you

[05:59:26] don't believe in him. If you think he cannot make it and that he's not going

[05:59:30] anywhere, type jangsy we believe in you, you can do this. But only the people that

[05:59:36] really sit there and think that he's not going anywhere are allowed typing it. So

[05:59:40] guys, we need to see how many people don't believe in him.

[05:59:47] Alright now guys, keep saying it. Jangsy, remember it's our secret. Jangsy we believe in you,

[05:59:54] You can do this and pretend it's opposite a day and just keep spamming it until it gets back

[06:00:11] Jynx yeah, why don't you do me a favor are you listening? Yeah, I'm back. I want you to read your twitch shut right now

[06:00:19] We believe in you you can do this we believe in you

[06:00:24] We believe in you. You can do this. We believe in you. What happened?

[06:00:28] What happened is those are all the people out there that think that you can really get this done.

[06:00:34] That think that you have what it takes. Remember, Jynxie, it's you versus you. But look at all of

[06:00:39] the tens of thousands of people that are sitting there and they believe in you, Jynxie. When you

[06:00:44] had one viewer streaming for a year alone in your room, did you ever even think that this many people

[06:00:51] would sit there and think that you had what it takes to do anything in life?

[06:00:56] No.

[06:00:58] And that's why are you gonna sit there and are you gonna let them down?

[06:01:02] No.

[06:01:04] Then that's why now you need to show them who the fuck you are!

[06:01:08] When we get knocked down, where do we go?

[06:01:12] Hi guys, click stats one more time as God is my witness.

[06:01:15] I'll fire you from this company and burn your PC to the floor.

[06:01:18] Stop clicking stats, I don't care about this fucking game.

[06:01:21] Alright, so now confirm and queue up.

[06:01:33] Let's go, bro.

[06:01:34] I'm telling you, and what I'm going to do is also hide your thing off-screen because

[06:01:38] we do not want to get sniped, right?

[06:01:41] So put on the second monitor.

[06:01:43] And remember to mute your client sounds as well because we don't want to give the snipers

[06:01:47] any advantage okay? I turned it off, the sound was off for now. Okay because

[06:01:56] Junxi listen do you want me to tell you a little bit about my story so you can

[06:01:59] understand? Yes please. Okay so when I first started playing League of Legends

[06:02:04] I was 12 right and I remember that when I first started I was bronze I was the

[06:02:10] worst player. I literally started the League of Legends and I started Silver

[06:02:15] two and in the span of two months I demoted all the way down to bronze 50p which was the worst

[06:02:22] rank ever and I remember that I used to ask my friends I used to ask my brother can we play can

[06:02:27] we duo can we do all these things and they would sit there and they would laugh right they would

[06:02:32] choose other people that were better at the game because they knew that I just wasn't good enough

[06:02:37] but there was something about League of Legends that pulled me and made me sit there and say you

[06:02:41] You know what?

[06:02:42] There might be something here for me because I never really had a place in anything else,

[06:02:48] right?

[06:02:49] I was never good at sports, never good at other games.

[06:02:51] I was always mediocre at best, right?

[06:02:55] And then I said, you know what?

[06:02:57] I might not be as talented as everyone else.

[06:02:59] I might not be as gifted as everyone else and I might not be as good as everyone else.

[06:03:05] But there's one thing that I have that they don't.

[06:03:08] And it's the power of unchained, unhinged, violent autism.

[06:03:16] And that jinxed is what allowed me to play the game for hours every day, thousands a

[06:03:22] game a season, for years and years and years on end, until one day I hit the highest rank.

[06:03:31] And jinxed, I'm telling you right now that this frustration that you're feeling, every

[06:03:36] single player on the planet that ever made it to the top they felt it too this anger that you have

[06:03:44] this feeling of wanting to give up this rage inside that you want to let out everyone is

[06:03:51] panicking see you're not alone but what matters isn't what happens when you get that feeling

[06:03:58] It's what you do with it!

[06:04:01] Now are you going to let that flame burn you alive?

[06:04:06] Or are you going to use it and turn into the most magnificent fire that the entire world will marvel at?

[06:04:17] I'm going to turn into the fire, turn into the fire.

[06:04:20] Then tell me with energy how you're going to do it!

[06:04:28] I am going to clear all of my camps fast.

[06:04:32] I'm going to be droning every five seconds.

[06:04:35] I'm going to be the one ganking.

[06:04:37] I'm going to be the one stealing kills.

[06:04:38] I'm going to use my Q and E's as soon as they are made available for me to use.

[06:04:43] When I get into the heated battle, I will not get nervous.

[06:04:46] I'm going to stay cool, calm, collected and composed

[06:04:49] and carry my team to this game.

[06:04:50] And then I'm going to swiftly break the Nexus

[06:04:53] and then swiftly put out my Penis

[06:04:55] and swiftly grab a top of lotion

[06:04:57] and masturbate to the sensation of taking their MMR.

[06:05:00] And Jinxy, when you do it, I'm gonna want you to do me a favor, bro.

[06:05:04] And I'm gonna want you to sit down. When you're jacking off from now on,

[06:05:07] you're never gonna watch porn. You're gonna jerk off

[06:05:11] to your replays. You're gonna jerk off to your double kills and your triple kills.

[06:05:15] You're gonna make a montage, and that's the only thing you're allowed jerking off to.

[06:05:19] Because we need to sit down and we need to get you used to the idea

[06:05:23] that you're gonna get pleasure from making all these good plays.

[06:05:27] so you can make more good plays.

[06:05:29] We need to sit there and we need to psychologically train you

[06:05:33] to want to get those kills. Do you understand?

[06:05:37] Yes, Master. Wait, wait. Master, you jerk off to your replays?

[06:05:45] Sometimes. Other times when teammates make me mad,

[06:05:50] because the beauty of Hilo is that sometimes you play with pro players, right?

[06:05:53] So if I have a guy that runs it down my game,

[06:05:56] then maybe I'll open up his Instagram and let's just say that I psychologically dominate him

[06:06:02] and I send out my spiritual energy in a way that he might feel my presence even though he

[06:06:08] doesn't even know what's happening, does that make sense? So if somebody beats you or leads you

[06:06:16] go to their Instagram and psychologically dominate them?

[06:06:21] Uh, okay, so now this is where you're going to do. Walk back to the base. Walk back to

[06:06:36] the base. You forgot to buy items. Off to a good start game, too. It's okay. You got

[06:06:43] this okay so the bad news is you might make it late to the red buff but it's

[06:06:49] okay don't worry about it okay what to base the base

[06:06:54] wait it's fine just because you have home guard press P buy it nice and I want

[06:06:58] back to red yeah I'm not gonna lie that that's that's my bad you could just

[06:07:04] recall yep that's okay that's on me yeah that's on me yep that's good though but

[06:07:09] that guess what bro it means

[06:07:14] Okay, yeah, yeah, I was gonna say fits on me and it's on you then two

[06:07:20] Negatives equal positive bro. So it's like it's on nobody. It's like it gets cancelled in the universe. Does that make sense?

[06:07:28] Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, so now let's do it bro. You're gonna smite the red at 600

[06:07:34] You're gonna do your full clear. So now you're confident on the yee

[06:07:38] So I'm gonna want you to sit there and I'm gonna want you to occasionally drone

[06:07:42] when you clear, but only where you're going to clear towards, okay? So this is

[06:07:47] how we're going to start doing it. Are you listening?

[06:07:49] Yeah. After you clear your first three jungle camps and then you get to your

[06:07:54] next three, right? So the other side of the map, you're going to start droning

[06:07:58] your bot and your mid, okay? That way you can know what's going to happen after.

[06:08:03] And also, don't forget, when you're playing League of Legends, you should

[06:08:07] always be doing something. So those little second or twos where you don't move

[06:08:12] It's very very very bad. Okay. Yeah, so don't focus on joining yet. Just Q use your stuff

[06:08:18] You're only gonna focus on doing it once you get to the walls, okay?

[06:08:24] Yes good. Good. This is good. All right. We're off to a good start

[06:08:29] All right, so now go to the walls perfect control Q Q Q always Q

[06:08:33] All right, so now you're gonna go for the walls. All right, so now we're gonna start joining

[06:08:38] Okay, so you're gonna do the wolves right use your E. Don't forget you want to use your Q while you're in when it's up

[06:08:45] Right, you're Q and your E at the same time

[06:08:49] Okay

[06:08:51] So now go for your blue and then your grump do your grump before your blue actually do the grump then blue

[06:08:57] Why grump before blue?

[06:08:58] Because the thing is that when your grump is gonna respawn next time if you clear your blue then your grump

[06:09:05] You know how it takes you 10 seconds to clear your blue?

[06:09:08] Yeah.

[06:09:08] So what's going to happen is when all the camps respawn again,

[06:09:12] you're, what's going to happen to your grump?

[06:09:14] He's going to spawn in after my blue, so he'll be late?

[06:09:18] Exactly.

[06:09:19] He'll be late.

[06:09:20] Yeah.

[06:09:21] So that's why, what you want to do often times is when you're clearing my blue grump,

[06:09:25] you do grump first, that way you can actually get a good sequence on your second clear.

[06:09:31] So now after this, you're going to go in the river.

[06:09:33] Let's go in the river and let's drone bot, drone mid.

[06:09:38] Alright, drone bot, drone mid.

[06:09:39] Mid, mid, drone mid.

[06:09:42] drone mid.

[06:09:44] Okay, so now I'll do this.

[06:09:45] Okay, so nothing to be done mid.

[06:09:47] Nothing to really be done bot, okay?

[06:09:49] Now, walk mid, walk mid.

[06:09:51] Because your mid laner is going in.

[06:09:52] Your mid laner is going in. He's fighting.

[06:09:54] So maybe you could get something here.

[06:09:56] Walk up, walk up.

[06:09:57] Alright, Jyncey, Q and then E.

[06:10:00] Okay, uh, it's okay, but just back off.

[06:10:06] So there, you could have flashed for the last auto attack to kill him, but that's fine.

[06:10:10] So now just recall.

[06:10:11] Back up under the turret and recall.

[06:10:12] Do you need to steal this thing real quick?

[06:10:14] No.

[06:10:15] Yep.

[06:10:16] Okay, wait, uh, drone, drone, drone revert.

[06:10:18] Your Dr. Mundo is fighting.

[06:10:20] What's happening?

[06:10:21] Okay, so just recall, just recall.

[06:10:22] So good.

[06:10:23] Okay.

[06:10:24] So I did it at flash there about that.

[06:10:29] What?

[06:10:30] I should have flashed without a Q.

[06:10:32] Yeah, but that's fine.

[06:10:34] Listen, it's the fact that you identify the opportunity.

[06:10:36] But there, do you want to know what another mistake you made was?

[06:10:39] What?

[06:10:40] You also didn't instantly right-click after Qing in.

[06:10:44] So do you remember what we talked about?

[06:10:45] How you want to Q and then right-click?

[06:10:47] Yes, yes, yes.

[06:10:48] Exactly.

[06:10:49] So now I'm going to show you something crazy, okay?

[06:10:51] I want you to just Q and then do nothing on the big crowd.

[06:10:55] Just Q and then don't click.

[06:10:57] so you see how you automatically start attacking yeah so now press E so that's

[06:11:02] why you don't have to like spam your right click you can literally just press

[06:11:06] Q and it will automatically attack whatever you're on top of it's okay

[06:11:12] yep but that's a part of the learning process right it's you can gradually get

[06:11:16] all this information

[06:11:19] my brain debt you make being brain dead and dog shit yep also Jin see do you

[06:11:25] You want to know what we're going to do after this game?

[06:11:28] Yep.

[06:11:29] We're going to look at the replay of this gameplay just so that you can see what your

[06:11:33] gameplay looks like, okay?

[06:11:35] Okay, you think it will be good?

[06:11:37] We'll see, right?

[06:11:39] Because you're going to be reviewing it after.

[06:11:41] So you still have the chance to make it something that you look back on fondly and that you're

[06:11:45] proud of.

[06:11:46] Yep, yes, Coach.

[06:11:47] I should have had a kill.

[06:11:48] So now you can even ask your viewers because your viewers are supportive, right?

[06:11:52] They love you.

[06:11:53] They believe in you.

[06:11:54] Jynxc viewers everybody everyone watching type one if you think when Jinxc rewatches a replay that he's gonna be proud of it

[06:12:02] Type two if you think it's not gonna be the case

[06:12:06] Let's see

[06:12:09] Yeah, but listen Jinxc even if they say to it just shows you all the people you have to prove wrong

[06:12:14] So now look drum bot. Let's see drum river. Okay. This is fine

[06:12:18] All right

[06:12:19] So now we're gonna do so you're gonna finish this grump finish the grump and then walk towards it

[06:12:22] So smite so you get that faster and then walk in the river now walk in the river walk in the river

[06:12:27] Okay, this is this could be good. This could be good. John John. We need to see what's happening

[06:12:31] We don't want to walk in blind. Okay, so now Jinxie

[06:12:35] Wait, okay, this is good if you Q e let's go

[06:12:42] Nice nice

[06:12:44] I didn't know that I eat. It's okay. It's okay. So that why am I so unlucky?

[06:12:50] Oh my god, as soon as I turned and gave up like what the fuck, bro

[06:12:57] It listen go for the red body. I'm glad that you saw your laners. Yes. He deserves it

[06:13:03] But listen Jinxie

[06:13:04] Don't worry because you want to know what I saw there

[06:13:08] What I saw the hunger for the kill with the flash and that's not something that I can teach

[06:13:13] That's not something that anyone can learn like you can learn how the movement goes or stuff like that

[06:13:18] But the fact that you're sitting there jinxie and you're already having all of these things intuitively known to you

[06:13:24] I can't teach this that just shows how great you are. Do you understand?

[06:13:29] Thank you, bro seriously

[06:13:32] I listen

[06:13:35] You don't have to thank me bro. You need to thank your dad and your mom for okay fight him

[06:13:40] You can fight this you can actually fight this now smite the big croc while you're right running at him

[06:13:44] Smite it, smite it, smite the Crog, smite the big Crog, the big rock, smite it, smite it.

[06:13:50] Oh.

[06:13:51] Wait, where did Kane go?

[06:13:53] Where the fuck is Kane?

[06:13:54] He just fucked off.

[06:13:55] Okay, go to your wrappers.

[06:13:56] Okay, so-

[06:13:57] What the fuck did Kane-

[06:13:58] Wait, no, no, no, no, how did he do that?

[06:14:00] Because he has an ability that makes him go over the walls.

[06:14:03] Barra!

[06:14:04] He actually has two.

[06:14:05] One of them makes him literally walk through walls.

[06:14:08] Barra!

[06:14:10] Okay.

[06:14:12] Okay.

[06:14:13] Alright.

[06:14:14] But look how good it's sucking, bro.

[06:14:19] You're 60 CS at 8 minutes, bro.

[06:14:21] Is that good?

[06:14:23] Yeah.

[06:14:24] Fuck yeah, bro.

[06:14:27] Like, okay.

[06:14:28] Why did 8 go to the pharmacy?

[06:14:30] Because, um, 8?

[06:14:33] You said 8?

[06:14:35] Yeah, why did 8 go to the pharmacy?

[06:14:37] Uh, because 6 was afraid of 7?

[06:14:39] No, because of a 6-7.

[06:14:41] So now go to the blue and then do the gromp now control w you still don't have a point in your w get

[06:14:52] You avoid dragon then take my minions what should I say to him just say bow right

[06:15:05] Okay, now go for the gromp

[06:15:07] So while while your abilities are on cooldown it gives you a timer where you can flame your teammates or type to them in chat

[06:15:13] So yep right now there you go perfect, and you see how now your Q comes off cooldown

[06:15:18] That's optimizing efficiency the way that you can practice this in real life is by doing things like for example

[06:15:26] Pissing while brushing your teeth

[06:15:28] Shitting while showering or even like

[06:15:31] Driving and drinking okay

[06:15:34] Okay, got it.

[06:15:36] Alright, so now this is what we're gonna do.

[06:15:38] Just start hitting the minions, but you're gonna look for a turret dive.

[06:15:44] Good.

[06:15:47] Alright, let's see it.

[06:15:50] Stop taking my fucking minions!

[06:15:52] That's what I like to hear!

[06:15:53] Now go for the dive!

[06:15:55] Go, go into the telegynx, you got this!

[06:15:57] I want you to arm and kill the Soraka!

[06:15:59] Ah, the Soraka, the Soraka.

[06:16:01] Nice!

[06:16:02] Oh

[06:16:06] Okay, that's the problem. I'm clicking after when I dive I keep clicking yeah

[06:16:11] So see do you remember how I said you can just queue and then leave it like you don't have to keep clicking

[06:16:17] Yes, yes, yes

[06:16:18] So your problem is that you like you and then it's almost like you want to spam click

[06:16:23] But you don't have to do that like master is brain dead enough that you really don't have to okay

[06:16:28] Yeah.

[06:16:30] Wait, Master, he's Braindad?

[06:16:32] Well, he's only Braindad, right?

[06:16:35] If you're bad at him.

[06:16:37] But if you're good at him, you're a beast.

[06:16:39] So what are you, Jengzee?

[06:16:40] I'm a beast, I'm a beast, I'm a beast.

[06:16:42] You're the 2023 WHAT?!

[06:16:44] Gamer of the Year, baby!

[06:16:46] Alright, so let's fucking show everyone what the fuck that means!

[06:16:50] Yep, sorry. I got you now.

[06:16:53] Alright.

[06:16:55] All right, so now Raptors, good, good, so now it's packed, all right, you're doing good.

[06:17:10] So now after you use your Q, I want you to do, do you remember the W auto attack cancel

[06:17:17] I was telling you where you like spam right click while you press W?

[06:17:20] Yes, yep.

[06:17:21] So we're going to start doing that during our clear now, okay?

[06:17:25] Because now that you have a point in Q you can. So Q, E, Q, E, then W.

[06:17:29] And then do the W spam. There you go, perfect. That's how you do it.

[06:17:32] It's just you Q, E, and then you auto and then you just do the W auto, okay?

[06:17:37] Alright, so now go for the gromp and let's drone bot. Let's see what's happening.

[06:17:41] Drone bot, this is good. Alright, so now get the gromp.

[06:17:45] Get the gromp, okay, good. And then, remember,

[06:17:49] E, E and then W spam.

[06:17:50] Oh, he won.

[06:17:53] Oh, you used your ult.

[06:17:56] Uh, okay, fuck it, go for the bot gank, bro.

[06:17:58] You're already fucking committed.

[06:17:59] Oh, god.

[06:18:00] Okay.

[06:18:02] Rrr, okay, yeah.

[06:18:04] Rorg, yeah, you're gonna have to run.

[06:18:08] See, I got out of the-

[06:18:10] Dude, I'm gonna be honest.

[06:18:11] Is your name fucking Houdini?

[06:18:13] I thought it was Nicholas Douglas White.

[06:18:17] No, my last name is Stuart, bro.

[06:18:18] Who's the last one? It's Blight!

[06:18:20] No!

[06:18:21] Alright, well...

[06:18:22] Dude!

[06:18:23] Are you...

[06:18:24] Wait!

[06:18:25] Let me...

[06:18:26] Okay, let me try that again.

[06:18:27] Are you Houdini?

[06:18:29] Or are you Nicholas Douglas Stewart?

[06:18:32] Nicholas Douglas Stewart?

[06:18:34] No!

[06:18:35] You're fucking Houdini broke!

[06:18:37] It's just in the greatest scape!

[06:18:40] Oh, okay, okay.

[06:18:42] Wait, what does the W do?

[06:18:44] What does the QEW do?

[06:18:45] So, the W just makes it sound...

[06:18:47] Remember how I told you when you auto-attack you got locked into the animation then there's like a low cooldown go to your

[06:18:52] Crugs and drone top

[06:18:54] So what the W does is it resets the animation so you're not at all?

[06:18:57] Yep, okay walk through the bushes though through the bushes. You don't want to give it away, bro

[06:19:01] You don't want to give it away, bro

[06:19:02] It's like a big chocolate bar in Halloween. You don't want to give it away

[06:19:05] Like your mom bought those for you to eat them once Halloween is done. Now for those fucking shithead kids

[06:19:10] All right, so now push them in wait push them in wait push them in wait

[06:19:14] I know in the main wave is under the tour you're gonna fight

[06:19:16] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, are you, are you, are you, are you?

[06:19:33] Okay, listen.

[06:19:34] How did I die?

[06:19:35] So you died because you waited too long before you went in, but that out thought you was

[06:19:40] fucking sick though.

[06:19:41] Coach, is that 30 seconds to go breathing?

[06:19:45] You did good, so here you're not breathing when you respawn, but I want you to push your skull while you're doing it

[06:19:51] So sit down and really like force like you know when you force your head like you're taking a shit push as hard as you can

[06:19:56] If your head isn't red it means you're not doing good enough in bed. Remember that okay, so now walk to the Krugs

[06:20:08] Okay, so now that was the play

[06:20:10] Hey

[06:20:12] It almost was I'm all in fucking town

[06:20:15] But the Jinxie Jinxie I wanted to listen. I haven't got a kill tonight

[06:20:20] Jinxie Jinxie listen to me listen to me. What does it kill give you?

[06:20:26] Gold right, okay, how much gold does it give you what runway runway how much gold does it give you?

[06:20:33] What's your rappers to rappers?

[06:20:35] Nope, raptors.

[06:20:37] Bro, this guy is such a pussy ass fucking coward, bro.

[06:20:40] He has a pussy ass fucking coward.

[06:20:42] James, I want to make you understand something.

[06:20:44] A kill gives you 300 gold, right?

[06:20:46] Yeah.

[06:20:47] Three of these jungle camps give you 300 gold.

[06:20:50] So when you have a hundred, like, farm right now,

[06:20:53] it's like you have ten kills, bro.

[06:20:56] Okay, got it.

[06:20:58] Alright.

[06:20:59] So listen, you just got to be focused on the gold, gold, gold, bro.

[06:21:03] Remember that.

[06:21:04] got it yeah i had a stint of opening cases on cs

[06:21:08] yeah okay and it felt good right yes amazing yep there you go that's why jinx you remember

[06:21:15] you literally can never lose if you gamble because you can only lose a hundred percent

[06:21:20] but you can gain one billion percent does that make sense

[06:21:25] yeah yeah all right perfect so now go for the gromp and then afterwards we're gonna look for a

[06:21:32] bot gank. So drone bot, let's see what's going on. Okay, good. Control Q. Control Q. Alright.

[06:21:41] Now just drone. Alright, go on her! Go on her! You got it! Alright, now go on the, on this

[06:21:47] win, on this win, on this win. No, you don't have to, okay. Alright, just run away now,

[06:21:50] was fun so like so JGC oh okay so there's another lead concept that I want to get you

[06:22:09] I haven't got a single kill and three goddamn games god damn it three goddamn

[06:22:24] motherfucking cocksucking motherfucking games I have not gotten a fucking kill

[06:22:27] in three fucking games I have not got a fucking kill okay so you know what fuck

[06:22:32] it we need you to get a mental boost right now so you're gonna just scout out

[06:22:36] who the shittiest player on the enemy team is and you're just gonna try to kill

[06:22:38] It's not gonna be the young press tab. Let's see what the shittiest fucking player is right?

[06:22:43] It's the ziggs so your goal is you're just gonna kill the ziggs fucking dude like right now

[06:22:48] We need you to get a mental rejuice. He's a little guy with the bombs, bro. He's got with the bombs

[06:22:55] He's mid. He's like the little wrap fuck

[06:23:00] Okay, this is good you can fight oh, okay fight fight fight you got this

[06:23:04] Right you got this

[06:23:06] But why is your team letting you die?

[06:23:08] Hey.

[06:23:10] I can't.

[06:23:12] I can't get a kill.

[06:23:14] Coach, I can't get a kill.

[06:23:16] Coach, I can't.

[06:23:18] No, listen, Jynxie.

[06:23:20] You can, you can.

[06:23:22] Coach, I can't do it.

[06:23:24] I can't do it.

[06:23:26] You can!

[06:23:28] You can!

[06:23:30] Jynxie, it's you versus you right now.

[06:23:32] Remember that.

[06:23:34] It's only ever you versus you.

[06:23:36] So listen, you're going to have to run mid and we're going to have to kill the little guy with the bombs.

[06:23:43] Right there?

[06:23:44] Yep.

[06:23:45] Do you want to hear something crazy?

[06:23:47] What?

[06:23:49] Riot literally created a character that throws bombs and one of his passives is that he can blow up towers.

[06:23:55] I'm not even shitting you.

[06:23:58] Is that Ziggs?

[06:23:59] Yep.

[06:24:00] Should I flank him?

[06:24:01] Okay.

[06:24:02] So now just play for your jungle camps. You got this.

[06:24:06] Okay, so now Joanbot, let's see if maybe there's a play to be had there.

[06:24:13] Alright, so now Joanbot, we need to see what's going on.

[06:24:17] Okay. Go on the swagger, go on, go on! You got it! This is on you!

[06:24:32] Alright, just back off and recall, it's fine. Just back off Presby.

[06:24:36] Alright listen, the zigz is mid, maybe you could kill him.

[06:25:03] Alright now he's backing off, just go for your count, just go for the red buff.

[06:25:06] I

[06:25:11] Know it's gone so go for the Krugs

[06:25:16] James he pressed up for a second. I want to say something. Yeah, so I have bad news

[06:25:23] Yeah, when the short bus was making its rounds this morning. It left the Malchi at home

[06:25:29] Who's Malchi? He's the guy that's one in six on your team. So now walk to your bot side

[06:25:36] Alright.

[06:25:38] Walk bot.

[06:25:39] Yep.

[06:25:41] Okay.

[06:25:42] So, let's drone.

[06:25:43] Okay, back up, back up.

[06:25:45] So you're gonna want to wait until your team fights, and then you go in.

[06:25:48] Stay with these guys?

[06:25:49] Yeah, but just like, let them always stand in front of you,

[06:25:52] because right now you won't be able to fight this.

[06:25:56] I'm gonna be honest, your only goal this game, fuck it,

[06:25:59] is you're gonna go for a kill.

[06:26:00] Like, we're gonna see to make sure that you can get a kill.

[06:26:06] right what back it's fun you're gonna have to read you are gonna have to

[06:26:32] recall and like and you know okay listen Jinxie Jinxie what if I told you that

[06:26:41] after this game for a mental reset I'll play a normal game with you and I have a

[06:26:47] strategy that will allow us to kill the enemy jungler 30 times just so you can

[06:26:51] get back and buy the good man.

[06:26:53] Oh my god!

[06:26:55] Oh my god!

[06:27:00] No, GenC! I wanted to tell HiveEyes

[06:27:03] that he can eat shit!

[06:27:06] Eat shit, HiveEyes!

[06:27:08] Alright, now go for your bot side, let's go!

[06:27:13] Right here?

[06:27:14] Yep.

[06:27:15] Right here, right here?

[06:27:16] Yeah, so take that ball even then afterwards you clear your bot camps.

[06:27:21] Let's just win this fucking game dude. We got this. I'm telling you it's gonna be free

[06:27:32] All right, so now John mid John mid bless what's happening

[06:27:43] All right now go for the the blue good

[06:27:51] Okay, this is good, this is good, we need this right now.

[06:27:57] Alright, so now play for the gromp, the gromp.

[06:28:00] You're getting the resources now.

[06:28:03] Now the goal by the end of this game, Jinxie, is you need to prove Hi-Buy is wrong and we're

[06:28:07] gonna get 5,000 damage, okay?

[06:28:37] Why the fuck is my fucking cunt laughing?

[06:28:44] Why?

[06:28:45] Because you're press Z, I wanted to press Z, listen, you're going to see the beauty of

[06:28:50] League right now.

[06:28:52] The both teams are debating the movie 300 in all chat and they're just flaming each other

[06:29:00] and it's like I genuinely cannot believe that this is happening but it's okay listen.

[06:29:05] So what we're gonna do is you're gonna wait for your team to go in and then once they go in you're gonna follow up

[06:29:11] Okay, so go back to base and let's wait for the item. I actually know walk up walk up. They're fighting now. They're fighting now

[06:29:18] Okay back up

[06:29:21] Okay, so now go back and buy your item because you have your goons to snow

[06:29:27] So

[06:29:28] Jynxie, let me ask you a question. Okay

[06:29:30] This game is probably a loss, but what could make you feel good?

[06:29:36] Like, what's a short term goal that we could say if you got this?

[06:29:39] It was good. Well, like, name me something.

[06:29:42] Getting some kills. Alright, so that's our goal now.

[06:29:45] So now when we look at their team, their Ziggs and their Soraka are the squishiest players.

[06:29:50] So what we're gonna do is we're gonna try to fight them if a team fight happens, okay?

[06:29:55] So you're gonna have to wait. Your team needs to go in first.

[06:30:00] All right, you're gonna have to wait a bit

[06:30:05] Okay, so

[06:30:09] Jesus so here you can really fight so normally what you would do is you would just be split-pushing balling, right?

[06:30:15] I think just hope that your team doesn't end the problem is that in iron your team's always gonna end

[06:30:20] So in this case, it would probably better just like stick around them just in case

[06:30:25] All right, so now walk walk under your turrets if you walk up too far you're gonna die

[06:30:27] Yep, flash away, flash away.

[06:30:32] Alright, so now heal up and wait, and maybe you can engage a teamfight with your team.

[06:30:41] Okay, go on the six.

[06:30:52] Nooooooooooooooooooo!

[06:31:06] Okay, so there, listen.

[06:31:09] The reason why it went bad is just because you forgot to press your R at the beginning.

[06:31:14] So means that if you sit there, right?

[06:31:17] And you R, then you Q, then you E, and you use all those together, it's gonna be fine,

[06:31:21] okay?

[06:31:22] But Jhinxie, listen, you're going to need a little bit of a mental pick-me-up, okay?

[06:31:26] So what we'll do is we can play a duo normal game, right?

[06:31:30] And then I'll sit there and I'll make you get 20 kills.

[06:31:33] Are you down for that?

[06:31:34] To feel like you're the king of the fucking world.

[06:32:22] second okay because there's something that I need look at your damage I want to

[06:32:26] look at your damage right now before you get demotivated how much damage is that

[06:32:31] bro I was just jumping into piles of people at the end like an idiot but that

[06:32:35] does not jinxie how much damage did you do

[06:32:41] exactly and that's more than the enemy jungler so when the enemy jungler does

[06:32:46] zero damage okay and then you do 7600 what does that kind of tell you

[06:32:52] that my um better than him yeah because they're the enemy jungler did nothing

[06:33:00] bro like his team had 50 kills and he participated in five of them so it wasn't

[06:33:05] because of the enemy jungler that they won so the thing about league is I

[06:33:09] listen and trust me I know what's frustrating you're sitting there you

[06:33:12] Do you feel like we're making negative progress?

[06:33:14] Okay.

[06:33:15] Okay.

[06:33:16] Oh!

[06:33:17] Hey, Jax!

[06:33:18] Hey, buddy.

[06:33:19] What's up, guys?

[06:33:20] Well, I just saw...

[06:33:21] I saw the end of it, bro.

[06:33:22] You know what I'm saying?

[06:33:23] I just want to...

[06:33:24] Maybe you can recap the game?

[06:33:25] Like, how did it go?

[06:33:26] Um...

[06:33:27] Uh...

[06:33:28] Any restrictions?

[06:33:29] Yeah.

[06:33:30] Go ahead.

[06:33:31] Okay.

[06:33:32] Okay.

[06:33:33] Okay.

[06:33:34] Okay.

[06:33:35] Okay.

[06:33:36] Okay.

[06:33:37] Okay.

[06:33:38] Okay.

[06:33:39] Okay.

[06:33:40] Okay.

[06:33:41] Yeah

[06:33:53] It's karma bro, it's what goes around comes around in this world, dude

[06:33:57] You don't kick a man when he's down buddy. You don't kick a man when he's down

[06:34:01] Yeah, I would one and six bow whatever. What's it to ya?

[06:34:05] I will beat the brakes out of you, bro, if you call my phone with some bullshit like

[06:34:24] I'll be the fucking

[06:34:35] All right, okay, Jensie you're not gonna jump yet. Okay, cuz I want to show you something okay

[06:34:42] What could you possibly show me that could even make me remotely happy right now, bro

[06:34:48] What could you show me bro? I'm gonna show you one and 12. Yes. I know I know I know

[06:34:54] and and I'm 0 and 9 this morning 0 and 5 my Katie today on League of Legends just

[06:35:01] today 14 plus 12 26 deaths and one fucking kill that's my Katie in iron one

[06:35:12] One kill, 26 deaths, in IRON!

[06:35:19] Not silver, not gold, in IRON!

[06:35:24] One kill, 26 deaths, in the lowest rank in the game!

[06:35:34] What are you gonna show me?

[06:35:35] What?

[06:35:37] I'm gonna show you the path to improvement.

[06:35:40] Can I play top lane with Garen or something?

[06:35:42] Wait, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, there's something that, okay.

[06:35:47] You can, at the end of the day, you can do whatever you want, okay?

[06:35:50] Like, I can't stop you from doing anything.

[06:35:53] But-

[06:35:53] I might fuck off!

[06:35:57] Okay, look, listen.

[06:35:59] Well, I'm just trying to-

[06:36:00] Are you laughing at this guy?

[06:36:03] Are you fucking laughing at this?

[06:36:05] No, Jinxie, I'm fucking crying!

[06:36:10] Janksy! Because Janksy, you're the chosen one dude!

[06:36:15] You were supposed to bring balance to League!

[06:36:18] And now the problem is that you're sitting there and you're getting frustrated dude!

[06:36:24] Bro, let me play a different lane, bro.

[06:36:26] Garam top, that can't go wrong.

[06:36:28] Jungle's too much skill, bro.

[06:36:30] Garam top, so long bro.

[06:36:32] I promise, okay, like if you want to do Garam top we can,

[06:36:35] but I promise you're gonna go 0-10 if we do, but if you want we can.

[06:36:40] Like, listen, listen. Do you remember when you went 10 and 5 on Mastery two days ago?

[06:36:47] Yeah, I do, bro. I do, I do.

[06:36:49] Listen, listen. I'm gonna show you, because the reason why you went 10 and 5 that game

[06:36:54] is because you played great, your team was doing well, and everything aligned.

[06:36:58] But this game, the reason why you're so frustrated is because you feel like there's nothing you can do in these games.

[06:37:04] You feel like it's just over, so that's why I just wanna show you what it looks like when you play,

[06:37:09] you can realize it's like wow okay so can you give me five minutes give me five

[06:37:14] minutes of your time to watch this and if by the end of these five minutes

[06:37:18] you're sitting on your like you know what fucking I want to play Garen then

[06:37:21] you can put we can do Garen okay okay all right so now I want you to look okay

[06:37:26] so you saw off in the game we're gonna ignore the the early like late bye

[06:37:32] whatever it's fun okay so you start farming yeah you don't say

[06:37:38] So now look, you're sitting there, you're farming all that kind of stuff, whatever it is, you're doing okay.

[06:37:45] You can see that there's a little bit of a jittery movement, whatever it is.

[06:37:50] You could be doing some better auto attacks and stuff, but in general, your first week playing, this is fine.

[06:37:55] So things are looking good, whatever it is.

[06:37:58] So now here, we rightly assess that there's nothing to really do bot or mid.

[06:38:04] So what do you do? You just play for the crab.

[06:38:07] Like so far I wanted to understand that this was like what a challenger player would do right?

[06:38:14] No, no, like is it Jin see it Jin see okay, then Jin see let me ask you a question

[06:38:19] What the fuck would a challenger player do differently right now like you played for your folk

[06:38:24] You're on bar crap. Do you think a challenger player just spawns on top of the ziggs summons?

[06:38:28] Summons the fucking the corpse of Scrooge McDuck and then you guys kill the fucking ziggs like no

[06:38:33] You are always limited by the same constraints that a challenger player is

[06:38:37] right diamond challenger iron you're all by the same constraints but what makes it

[06:38:42] different is going to be how you play the fights so keep watching okay okay so

[06:38:48] now look you play for the crowd and now over here right the ziggs he gets

[06:38:54] engaged on by the twitch okay now I wanted to imagine that you were here

[06:38:58] right and then while you're doing the crab you're drowning right because you

[06:39:02] don't need to be doing anything you would never go bot so look at what your

[06:39:05] character does here you walk around for about what do you see this yeah okay now

[06:39:11] I want you to imagine look at this play right now I want you to look because this

[06:39:14] is important imagine right now that here you instantly start walking up what

[06:39:20] would happen I'd cut her off quicker exactly so over here what fucked up this

[06:39:27] play me just dilly-dallying with my dick in my hand okay but that's perfect but

[06:39:34] But the problem is that that doesn't fix anything, right?

[06:39:36] So now the question is, what can you do differently in order for that to not happen again?

[06:39:42] Tell me, talk to me.

[06:39:43] Drone and just tap one time in the direction I want to go.

[06:39:46] Exactly.

[06:39:47] But it's also about preemptively making a plan, right?

[06:39:50] So while you're doing the Scuttle Crab and you know that the Scuttle Crab is not going

[06:39:54] anywhere, right?

[06:39:55] It's about joining mid and saying, hey, my mid laner is going to fight, I'm going to

[06:39:59] kill the crab, then I'm going to walk up.

[06:40:02] And then if you would have done that, that would have already been the first kill, right?

[06:40:06] Because look, you wait over here, imagine right now this guy was already dying, right?

[06:40:11] Like he lived with one auto.

[06:40:13] Imagine right here five seconds earlier.

[06:40:15] What would your score be right now?

[06:40:16] Oh, you're right.

[06:40:17] I would have got a kill.

[06:40:19] Right?

[06:40:20] So you would have been one in O. So what was the reason you didn't get this kill?

[06:40:24] Here we'll write it on a notepad so that you have something that you can look back on.

[06:40:29] So I dilly-dally, I dilly-dally.

[06:40:31] All right, so let's say let's do a list of mistakes. Okay, so say 1x. Okay, you dilly-dallyed, right?

[06:40:39] Yeah, yeah

[06:40:40] All right. Good. So perfect. It's good, right? So now let's keep are you ready to keep watching?

[06:40:45] Do you want to keep watching? Yes. All right, then let's go. Let's see what happens now

[06:40:49] So over here you start taking as many in wave. I like that now. Why do I like you take as many in wave?

[06:40:54] because

[06:40:56] Exactly, they're fucking NPCs so this is this is fucking gold that belongs to big Jettie now

[06:41:03] There's something though, and there's one thing that I'm gonna say and it's gonna make this play actually wrong to take his wave

[06:41:10] Now I want you to look at the map, and I want you to see if you can figure out why taking the minion wave here is actually a bad idea

[06:41:18] Because my next camp spawns in six seconds exactly bro

[06:41:22] So the thing is that here by you deciding to say fuck your team

[06:41:26] It was the right call, but it's a right call to make if you have nothing else to do, right?

[06:41:31] Yeah, but because there's more gold elsewhere like I could just let him have it exactly right

[06:41:36] It's like imagine imagine you have an old man, right?

[06:41:40] And he's gonna be dead in five years

[06:41:42] So you still is Honda Civic but imagine there's another guy that has a Lamborghini and you could have stolen that instead

[06:41:48] It's not wrong that you saw behind the Civic, but you had the Lambo waiting for you

[06:41:53] So you made a correct call, but there was an even more correct call that made this one bad. Does that make sense?

[06:42:03] Perfect, okay, so now look so now we keep watching right and now you're delayed so what ends up happening is like I

[06:42:11] Wanted to I need you to watch this okay in one X speed just so you can understand that this is how your game play looks

[06:42:18] Okay, so look you start taking them in. We have I tell you to recall so right now. It's four minutes and four seconds, right?

[06:42:25] Yeah, okay, so now watch

[06:42:32] Oh my god, holy dilly-dally holy dilly-dally Wow

[06:42:39] Bro, I got to be quicker. That's 2x dilly-dally. I that's that's 2x dilly-dally so now

[06:42:45] 2x dilly-dally, but we are seeing it in real-time right you see how a lot of the times the mistakes you make

[06:42:53] It's always the same thing, but you repeated so many times that it fucks it up

[06:42:58] Yep, exactly. All right, so let's keep watching. Okay. Let's keep watching

[06:43:05] All right, so you recall okay perfect through another base

[06:43:08] I'm learning this shit now, but let's just come on, I'm learning this shit.

[06:43:14] There you go, see?

[06:43:15] I got to be quicker, dude.

[06:43:16] Exactly.

[06:43:17] So even here, for example, right?

[06:43:19] Like look, you didn't save your user to share, but now look, you see that little half second?

[06:43:25] These are the things you're going to have to fix, where it's like, look, I want you

[06:43:29] to really look at this so you can realize when it's happening in your games.

[06:43:33] Watch this.

[06:43:34] So you killed the Krugs, right?

[06:43:37] Yeah, I stopped. It's 3x dilly-dally.

[06:43:42] Yes, it's 3x dilly-dally. And the thing is, I know that most people are going to look

[06:43:47] at that and they're going to say, well, it's not an issue, right? Because let me ask you

[06:43:50] a question. Half a second, is that normally going to cause an issue? Honestly, half a

[06:43:54] second. No, I mean unlike...

[06:43:58] No, really, right? Yeah.

[06:43:59] It's really coming or something.

[06:44:01] Yeah, exactly. Like half a second, you're fine. Like, it's like wow, right? You know,

[06:44:05] like half a second, who cares?

[06:44:06] But the reason why this is important for us to realize

[06:44:10] is because it's not that half a second that's important.

[06:44:14] It's the fact that you didn't have your next play in mind

[06:44:18] for you to instantly go to it

[06:44:20] and that's what we're trying to fix.

[06:44:22] The reason why you're dilly-dallying

[06:44:24] is because you're only playing with what's on your screen.

[06:44:27] The unique, exactly, it's like, Genesee,

[06:44:30] think of it this way.

[06:44:31] It's like right now you're walking,

[06:44:33] But you're sitting there and you're waiting until your foot is down for one second before

[06:44:38] you move the other one.

[06:44:40] And what we're trying to do is we're trying to make the walking process automatic so both

[06:44:45] your legs are constantly in motion.

[06:44:46] You see what I mean?

[06:44:47] Yes.

[06:44:48] Okay.

[06:44:49] And that's why things like ganking, things like getting kills, things like objectives,

[06:44:54] those are all things that come with time once you're able to run.

[06:44:58] But first we need to teach you how to walk.

[06:45:01] step one to walking is setting up a plan right yeah there needs to be a

[06:45:05] direction and like what am I gonna do next yes so and the thing is that this

[06:45:11] is supposed to be a question that you ask while you're already doing something

[06:45:15] so if you're doing the Krugs it's okay next to the Raptors if you're doing the

[06:45:19] Raptors next to the wolves if you're doing the wolves next to the grump and

[06:45:22] then while you're on the grump oh do I want to go butter do I want to go mid so

[06:45:26] then you drone a bit oh well crab this up I could go crab as well and then you

[06:45:30] Instantly walk. Are you seeing how the process works? Yes, coach. Yes, coach. Yeah, okay. Perfect. So now let's keep watching

[06:45:39] Okay, so you look for this see like there you just keep walking fluidly this is good

[06:45:47] Yes, all right, so this is nice. Okay, so now here right

[06:45:53] So here you clear the wolves. Now do you remember when I talked a little bit about

[06:46:00] setting up your next plan? Yeah. So the next plan that you're normally going to

[06:46:05] want to go for is grump, right? Yep. But this is the thing as a jungler you're an

[06:46:11] omnipotent being and you can actually do kind of whatever you want, right? So what

[06:46:16] it means is that here you have options, okay? Because yes you could go for the

[06:46:21] grump which is an option that you should normally do but imagine while you're

[06:46:26] doing the grump you're also saying wait there's a fight going on here and you'd

[06:46:29] like drunk and you look at your twitch right so imagine now you're like okay

[06:46:34] well I'm gonna walk to the grump but I also want to see what's going on right

[06:46:38] because you always want to take the best play correct yes yeah so now imagine

[06:46:44] you're sitting here Jen see right we're gonna do this and you're looking at the

[06:46:48] twitch while you're walking to your gromp, right? And you see that he's fighting, okay?

[06:46:52] Why didn't my brain dad teammate walk into three enemies right there?

[06:46:56] Well, because he's iron, right? It's like, okay, let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question.

[06:47:02] If a two-year-old child walks into a burning pit of fire, right?

[06:47:09] Is it the child's fault for doing it, or is it the parent's fault for not preventing that from happening?

[06:47:15] Exactly, and it's the same thing in low elo.

[06:47:21] So it's not this twitch's fault that he's a fucking moron, it's your fault because

[06:47:25] you could do more to carry games where you are going to get these fucking morons.

[06:47:29] So it's almost like imagine you're in that situation, but instead of taking the twitch

[06:47:34] out of the fire, you're going to sit there and you're going to grab the twitch's corpse

[06:47:38] and you're going to start eating it for more sustenance, right, and then you're going

[06:47:42] to sit there.

[06:47:43] That's like what getting shutdowns is like.

[06:47:45] So when your team is like feeding, you should be viewing it like they're jumping into a

[06:47:48] fire, but then you're going to eat their bodies, said you can get stronger.

[06:47:53] Does that make sense?

[06:47:54] Yes.

[06:47:55] Yes, master.

[06:47:56] Right?

[06:47:57] So when we sit there and we see our team is playing like shit, we should be like, oh,

[06:47:59] yes, I can sit there and I can get really strong now.

[06:48:01] I want to hear you, Jamesy.

[06:48:04] Exactly.

[06:48:05] There you go.

[06:48:06] So that's what it's all about, bro.

[06:48:09] I said, you're going to sit there and you're going to be like, oh, the twitching is going

[06:48:15] is feeding but he got everyone low so we're gonna eat his corpse okay and

[06:48:20] we're gonna see if there's another play you understand yeah yeah yeah all right

[06:48:24] so that's why now you're you saw the grump right your team comes in and at

[06:48:29] this point you're committed on to the grump okay so we're gonna finish it right

[06:48:32] so now where should you be going after this grump is that because you should be

[06:48:37] Exactly. Now, where should you click as a right click movement?

[06:48:44] The bush. The bush.

[06:48:45] This one, right?

[06:48:46] Yeah.

[06:48:47] Now, why are you going to click here? Talk to me.

[06:48:50] Because that's shadow net's escape point. That's where I have to cut them off at.

[06:48:53] And it's not just that, but it's also a lot faster for you to go here than it is to go all the way around here, right?

[06:49:00] Oh, I ended up going around.

[06:49:02] So, look what happens, Jinxie.

[06:49:04] You clear the gromp and then, all right, and over here, you said that the problem, okay,

[06:49:16] was that you clicked away after flashing, right?

[06:49:19] No, well, I queued on him like a hundred times and kept tapping, but I never got in range,

[06:49:24] so then I turned away as I get on him.

[06:49:26] Yep, but now let me ask you a question with what we just saw.

[06:49:30] Is that really the reason why you didn't get this kill?

[06:49:35] No, I could have still killed him, right?

[06:49:38] Exactly, because look, let's go back 15 seconds.

[06:49:41] And remember when we talked to...

[06:49:42] Yeah, I could have just cut off the angle.

[06:49:44] Right? Imagine instead...

[06:49:45] This is easy.

[06:49:46] Yeah, imagine instead you walk here, shoot, and then you're right there.

[06:49:50] She's not living, bro. She's dead.

[06:49:52] So that's why...

[06:49:53] Remember when I was telling you about the butterfly effect?

[06:49:56] Yeah, it's good.

[06:49:57] All of this is a butterfly effect right because of both things that we talked about so far. We're done right you would be

[06:50:05] 2n0 and said what's your score?

[06:50:10] You're fucking Owen to Lou bro, but do you want to be Owen to Lou or do you want to be to an old Tony?

[06:50:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, there you go. All right, you want to keep watching or do you think

[06:50:22] No, I think that's good, bro

[06:50:23] Like I think I'm good like that's I could be doing so all right good

[06:50:29] There you go, so now show me how easy it is fucking easy. All right easy as fuck it is

[06:50:35] The easiest fucking game in the motherfucking world. All right, and now that's why James. I'm telling you your goal this game

[06:50:41] So many new share screen your goal this game is to give such a performance that high-fives is gonna sit there in his chair

[06:50:48] Seething we need to make him sit there and be like dude. How the fuck is James see this good?

[06:50:54] This is going to be easy, bro. Let me get a water. Let me get a water. All right. Let's do it, bro. It's gonna be easy, y'all. Easy.

[06:51:06] All right

[06:51:07] So what I'll do is I'll even track all the mistakes that he does over the course of time. Now we can always have like an accurate

[06:51:14] representation so we can say May 5th

[06:51:18] issues

[06:51:20] So 3x dilly dallying

[06:51:22] Right? And then what we'll do is over the course of weeks, we can sit there and we can really see how he improves over time by him actually realizing that there are issues and what to actually work on.

[06:51:38] Alright, Daddy has returned. Daddy has returned to Daddy's chair.

[06:51:42] Alright, does Daddy want to spank his little naughty boy?

[06:51:46] Yes, Daddy does.

[06:51:48] Ah! Oh, I didn't know you were that strong.

[06:51:51] not you oh now you're out of jungler oh yeah dude meets you wow that was awkward

[06:51:59] all right anyways hell bro no no no no daddy's gonna spank around the

[06:52:04] jungler okay let's do them that's gone let's go all right why are you already

[06:52:11] typing just shut the fuck up I'm so tired of everybody fucking typing so you

[06:52:15] know what you're gonna do now okay all right then this we're gonna this is we're

[06:52:18] are going to do.

[06:52:19] I want you to click on the settings wheel on the top of

[06:52:22] your screen.

[06:52:23] And then you're going to click where it says End Game

[06:52:26] Interface.

[06:52:27] End Game Interface.

[06:52:29] So End Game Interface.

[06:52:33] Scroll down.

[06:52:35] Scroll down.

[06:52:37] Change Chat Visibility.

[06:52:39] You're going to click that.

[06:52:40] Pre-Made Only.

[06:52:43] Done.

[06:52:44] Perfect.

[06:52:44] So now walk in the mastery.

[06:52:48] good

[06:52:52] all right so now let me ask you a question

[06:52:54] what happens when jiddy gets his yee

[06:53:01] i said what happens when jiddy gets his yee

[06:53:06] when jiddy gets his yee

[06:53:08] jiddy gets his what?

[06:53:13] that's good

[06:53:15] when jiddy gets his yeet jiddy gets his way

[06:53:18] so we're

[06:53:19] okay

[06:53:20] well we we actually just dodged the fucking google doc because they almost

[06:53:24] locked in a miner as their jungler

[06:53:30] wow

[06:53:31] saved by the bell

[06:53:34] so now listen jinksy

[06:53:36] what were our three mistakes in the pod

[06:53:39] too much dilly-dallying

[06:53:40] okay always need to have direction always have direction and stop taking the

[06:53:44] the long way, cut people off, cut people off.

[06:53:47] Exactly.

[06:53:48] And what is going to help with the deli dallying?

[06:53:52] Direction, looking at the map, droning.

[06:53:54] Setting up plans, right?

[06:53:56] Plan, plan, yep.

[06:53:57] OK, so now how we're going to do this, OK,

[06:54:00] is I'm going to help you get to a point

[06:54:02] where you're setting up these plans.

[06:54:04] So open up your Leak Climb.

[06:54:05] How we're going to do it is I'm going to tell you

[06:54:07] what camp you're going to go for.

[06:54:09] And then while you're doing that camp.

[06:54:11] There's a Timo on my team.

[06:54:15] You know what that means right? Yep. Alright. PDF file.

[06:54:19] Exactly, and the thing is you also have a shake-o too. Those ones are PDFs too.

[06:54:26] So here and here? Yep, so you're gonna go for the blue. So now, Jinxie, I'm always gonna ask you

[06:54:32] What's next, right? So you're gonna have to sit there and you're gonna have to tell me

[06:54:37] That way we can also get to a point where when you play off-stream you can do this as well, okay?

[06:54:42] So it's gonna be an exercise. So what's the plan now talk talk man? Let's go

[06:54:47] Break this kite smite it break romp go down smite. Yeah, but listen

[06:54:52] Yeah, all the mechanics and everything it should be second nature now. So we're just gonna have to hear blue grump

[06:54:59] I'm gonna say what's after blue grump. Okay. What's after grump chickens?

[06:55:03] All right good there you go. Well blue grump wolves

[06:55:07] Blue gromp will

[06:55:09] Okay

[06:55:12] Right my brain is yours. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's see how much of violence

[06:55:22] Oh my team you gotta kill nice that's good so now smite it smite it smite

[06:55:27] There you go, and now walk to the ground. There you go. No dilly-dallying. I like to see that controller. All right, and now QE

[06:55:37] So you should always know intuitively how much damage your last attack is going to do

[06:55:43] because you can read it, right? Because it's 55.

[06:55:45] So you already know when you have to like click off in my research.

[06:55:51] Oh, nice. Okay, good. Wolves.

[06:55:55] So now I saw what they eat because your ears up and then Q. Perfect.

[06:55:59] So what's next?

[06:56:01] Just whatever the yellow thing is on my screen.

[06:56:03] No, no, no, what's next? After Wolves, what's next?

[06:56:05] What's next?

[06:56:06] Chickens.

[06:56:07] Chickens.

[06:56:08] There you go.

[06:56:09] Perfect.

[06:56:10] I need to share the words.

[06:56:11] Okay.

[06:56:12] It's not.

[06:56:13] It's good.

[06:56:14] All right.

[06:56:15] So now walk.

[06:56:16] Perfect.

[06:56:17] There you go.

[06:56:18] You're starting to learn.

[06:56:19] So remember, your little jungle pet always does a little bit of overkill damage.

[06:56:21] So you can already start walking away when it's very, very, very low, okay?

[06:56:27] There you go.

[06:56:28] I saw that instant cue.

[06:56:29] I saw the instant cue.

[06:56:30] I like that.

[06:56:31] Remember, do not smite the big wrapper ever.

[06:56:34] Because if you smite the big wrapper, you see how you're staying there and you're killing

[06:56:37] all the small ones now?

[06:56:39] You waste time.

[06:56:41] So if you want to use your second smite, you can use it on the red buff, okay?

[06:56:45] Press E.

[06:56:46] Okay.

[06:56:47] What's after E?

[06:56:48] What's after red?

[06:56:51] Um, rocks.

[06:56:53] Rocks, okay.

[06:56:54] And now, what's after rocks?

[06:56:56] Uh, scut.

[06:56:58] Scut.

[06:56:59] Okay, cool.

[06:57:00] So now we're going to have to go for the rocks and then drone bot, drone mid.

[06:57:04] remember if rock if crab is the next play right then we have to see what's

[06:57:09] going on bot in mid so now drone bot you're on mid okay so now you're gonna

[06:57:15] clear this and then you're gonna walk to the scut go fuck it's fine it's a

[06:57:22] learning process control w control w now I want you to join bot join mid

[06:57:26] join bot join mid while you're walking because you're walking you're good so

[06:57:29] the Diego showed top so you can just take this cut now got it all right so now

[06:57:35] John mid let's do the topping while you're clearing this remember John mid

[06:57:38] okay so looks like you can probably go for fight mid so you're gonna take this

[06:57:42] and then you're gonna walk towards mid okay good okay instantly moving so now

[06:57:48] you're gonna okay walk in instantly just go and fight her so you're gonna queue

[06:57:52] and then while you're queuing you're gonna eat go on her on her on her let's

[06:57:56] Jynxie go flash Q flash Q flash flash Fred flash Fred

[06:58:02] NICE

[06:58:04] YES!

[06:58:05] Now we call, we call, we call fast

[06:58:07] SHUT MY DICK BITCH

[06:58:08] SHUT MY FUCKING DICK

[06:58:10] Jynxie no the character is 16

[06:58:12] WHAAAAAT

[06:58:14] Say you swear to god though

[06:58:16] I swear to god she's the only miner

[06:58:18] It's okay though, it's okay though

[06:58:24] It's okay though, because let's say GenC, all we can do is we can just play for the grump.

[06:58:31] Of course, probably one time I say that.

[06:58:36] She absolutely a minor.

[06:58:38] Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[06:58:39] I think she's the only yordle that's a minor.

[06:58:41] Okay, grump is gone, so go to the wolves.

[06:58:47] I didn't know, Jack.

[06:58:48] My hand is out.

[06:58:50] So now look remember to use your W auto reset. So what are we gonna do after the wolves?

[06:58:58] Chickens chickens there you go. All right, and now after the chickens, what's gonna be next?

[06:59:06] Rocks exactly so we're learning perfect. Okay, want to know

[06:59:13] Yes

[06:59:20] Never give up!

[06:59:22] Never give up!

[06:59:24] Alright, so now...

[06:59:26] Don't you give up!

[06:59:28] So now I want to join mid, I want to join mid, join mid, join mid, join mid, join mid.

[06:59:30] Okay, now walk to the Krugs.

[06:59:32] So you could have, you could have maybe looked for a gank, but we're not going to worry about that.

[06:59:36] It's too risky right now, okay?

[06:59:38] Alright, so now what's the play after the Rocks, Jinxie?

[06:59:42] My brain is yours!

[06:59:44] Um, recall.

[06:59:46] Oh no, Scott.

[06:59:48] Okay, so press E. Press E, don't forget, you have two smite, uh, charges of smite, so you can also smite.

[06:59:53] There you go.

[06:59:54] So now drone mid, drone bot, drone mid, drone bot.

[06:59:57] Cause there's 20 seconds left.

[06:59:58] So, mid looks killable, right? So let's walk mid.

[07:00:02] So you're gonna walk through, yep, there you go. You're just gonna right click on the path.

[07:00:05] So just keep walking.

[07:00:06] She's iron, so she's probably a fucking stupid bastard, so she's not gonna see walking.

[07:00:11] Uh, alright.

[07:00:12] Wait, drone bot, drone bot, drone bot. Something's happening here.

[07:00:15] Wait, so look on your character, look on your character?

[07:00:19] Okay now go for the scout, go for the scout.

[07:00:22] No amount of violence can change who I am.

[07:00:27] Okay, so now why don't you join mid?

[07:00:29] Join mid, join mid, join mid.

[07:00:30] Because we have to join, GenC, you don't need to see what's happening on the crowd.

[07:00:33] Join mid.

[07:00:34] Alright, watch that, let's go for the kill.

[07:00:37] Keep walking.

[07:00:38] Okay.

[07:00:39] So now, uh, I don't think you can kill this, so back up, yeah, just back up, just back up.

[07:00:47] That's okay.

[07:00:50] Alright, so now what you're going to do is you're going to go for the enemy red, go enemy red right now, enemy red right now.

[07:00:56] So why am I saying the enemy red buff?

[07:00:59] Because Viego showed, or recall?

[07:01:01] Because Viego just died, and we know that Viego, I think at least...

[07:01:05] Bro, you're so smart.

[07:01:06] Oh, and I'm retarded because he actually cleared opposite of you

[07:01:10] Oh, oh, oh, it's a fucking Christmas miracle. All right, so press E. Let's get these rocks now Joe on top. Let's see what's going on

[07:01:20] Okay, so now after these rocks what we're gonna do is you're gonna save you and look for a dab top

[07:01:24] No, no top top top top top

[07:01:26] Like you're gonna just look you're gonna just like so. Oh, okay. All right. Just walk out. Just walk out

[07:01:31] You gave it away. You gave it away

[07:01:33] Alright. So, in the future- Okay, wait, no, go in, go in, hold on, you're not as fighting, you're not as going fucking crazy.

[07:01:41] Alright, Aria, and then just run at him.

[07:01:43] Oh, okay.

[07:01:44] Kill the minion, kill the minion, kill the minion.

[07:01:47] Oh, yeah, cuz killing the minion makes you invincible.

[07:01:49] Yeah, that's okay, that's okay.

[07:01:51] So, there, Jin, see, what we have to do in the future, and I would like, tell you more about it,

[07:01:56] is it's more about, like, droning to see, because, like, there- do you see how it feels overwhelming when I'm saying like-

[07:02:01] But he's draw like he wasn't showing up on the drone. It's like fog of war or something

[07:02:06] Yeah, I know but that's why it's like you need to drone at the right time

[07:02:09] So that's why it's also about seeing when they're on your minimap going. You know what I mean?

[07:02:14] Okay, we're still one in one. Yeah, and the one that you have is deterred it doesn't count

[07:02:20] Aren't those like the worst deaths well no because enemy gets nothing out of it. Oh

[07:02:25] Oh, yeah, so now press E press a

[07:02:31] Okay, so just play for your foe clear now. It's okay

[07:02:36] All right, so what's after gromp?

[07:02:39] No wolves all right now Joan top Joan top let's just go on top right now cuz she's walking up

[07:02:44] All right, so you want to get a kill on her?

[07:02:48] Yeah, all right, so that's what we're gonna do then so you're gonna take the gromp and then afterwards you're gonna walk top go

[07:02:55] No no no no no no no no yes because remember what did we say about cutting her off you remember?

[07:03:02] Yep, and now John John we need to see what's going on James. See there's a fight happening. No walk in walk in. I'll get you

[07:03:19] This is

[07:03:31] I love jungler! I love jungler!

[07:03:35] See bro, I'm telling you and it just had to take a little bit of frustration for us to make a breakthrough, right?

[07:03:43] Yes bro.

[07:03:44] All right, so now play for the Raptors and then while you're going for the Raptors

[07:03:49] You're just gonna clear because this is the important part, right?

[07:03:53] You saw how when you went for the Gromp you didn't go for the full clear because the Vex was top

[07:03:57] The reason why I told you to go for that play is because of the information on the mini map.

[07:04:03] So here for example you wouldn't want to go mid because you don't have any teammates mid to play off of right?

[07:04:08] But let's say you had a teammate mid right now then maybe after red you could look for a kill.

[07:04:13] So now you're going to go for the red and then the Krugs. You always want to look for plays and scout out plays while you're going for other stuff right?

[07:04:21] So like here for example, go for your Krugs, you see how your Shaco just went mid?

[07:04:28] So now, Jon Mid, let's see what's happening over there, show us what's going on.

[07:04:31] She's not perfect.

[07:04:32] So now you're going to play for the Krugs, your next play is going to be the Scuttle

[07:04:36] Crab, right?

[07:04:37] Now if the Scuttle Crab is gone, what are you going to do, Jamesy?

[07:04:39] I want you to look at the map.

[07:04:41] Yeah, recall, right?

[07:04:44] Because the only thing would be those Krugs.

[07:04:46] So that's why now you see those Scuttle Crab is alive, so you're going to play for it.

[07:04:49] So go for the crab.

[07:04:52] Why the fuck did my mother fucking teammate take my crab?

[07:04:58] That's like, wow.

[07:05:00] Okay, drone bot for a second.

[07:05:02] Like keep recalling but drone bot.

[07:05:04] Alright, so this is another important thing too, is sometimes you're just gonna have to

[07:05:10] like sit there and you're going to have to like drone bot recalling to see if there's

[07:05:15] another play that you should cancel your recall for, okay?

[07:05:18] Yeah, I understand coach.

[07:05:20] Good.

[07:05:25] So this guy's 5-0. Is this Loser's Q? What's happening right now?

[07:05:30] It's Loser's Q for the enemy team.

[07:05:33] No, but is it because I lost a bunch of games and now my team's dead or something?

[07:05:38] Yep, exactly.

[07:05:40] That's actually how it works.

[07:05:42] I told you, it's not a joke.

[07:05:44] Jesus Christ, bro. How's that leak?

[07:05:47] He shouldn't be. Okay, go for your Wolves, your Wolves, your Wolves. Now what's the play after Wolves?

[07:05:54] Um...

[07:05:56] I don't know. Recall I think?

[07:05:59] Why would you want to recall? Go to the Grubs.

[07:06:03] So like, here for it, no no, the Grubs, not the chickens. Yep.

[07:06:06] So here the reason why you shouldn't recall, is because you're sitting there and you're like, oh, okay, so now we're jinxed.

[07:06:11] You're gonna have to R and Q on her. R, Q on her. Let's go.

[07:06:14] Don't forget about the don't forget about the now run on her. This is good. This is good

[07:06:21] Nice

[07:06:30] All right, there we go three kills for Jimmy

[07:06:33] Hey dude

[07:06:41] All righty so fucking work you're laughing him up in baby oil right now. All right

[07:06:48] So no, no, it's okay. Just watch your butt watch your butt. So now drone by drone now grubs

[07:06:54] are you eating coach? what are you eating?

[07:07:06] it's a kimchi soup do you know what that is?

[07:07:13] no what the fuck is kimchi?

[07:07:22] What? Dude, what the fuck was that flash?

[07:07:27] Oh, I flashed? I meant to, um, um, farm.

[07:07:32] You didn't say go. Alright, just play for your, your afters, you're okay.

[07:07:37] Alright, so listen, after this, drone, drone the bot side river, because we saw Brand walking up, so drone bot, and then walk towards it. Yep, now go for it.

[07:07:45] Now, I want you to R and then Q. RQ, RQE, RQE, RQE. Good.

[07:07:50] And then, go. Keep going.

[07:07:52] Alright, now keep going, keep going. They're Slaviego. Nice.

[07:07:55] Go from, go from, go from him. Alright, back up now, back up.

[07:07:58] He's too underturred.

[07:08:00] Alright, so now, take his camps. Take his camps.

[07:08:03] So, Jinxie, let me ask you a question.

[07:08:06] Imagine when the medieval age is and you kill the owner of a barn.

[07:08:11] What's the first thing you're going to do?

[07:08:13] Um, murder his cows?

[07:08:20] Well, yeah, exactly.

[07:08:23] Because fuck his cows, right?

[07:08:24] And it's the same thing with when you still ca- oh wait, this is actually really high

[07:08:27] Q-play.

[07:08:28] Yeah, yeah, keep going.

[07:08:29] This is good.

[07:08:30] Yeah, so it's the same thing with like jungling, but it's like, if the enemy jungler said you

[07:08:34] knew, take all their shit.

[07:08:36] Alright, now go, uh, go for the rocks?

[07:08:40] Yeah, go for the chickens.

[07:08:42] Chickens are safer.

[07:08:43] take the chickens okay he's getting gapped in jungle yeah but now drone

[07:08:51] my drone my jinxed because remember we need to know what our next place now

[07:08:54] walk mid walk mid because it's a free kill right now drone while walking

[07:08:58] now remember you want to right click on your mini map to walk towards them now

[07:09:01] No kill, kill.

[07:09:02] Nice!

[07:09:03] Get down!

[07:09:04] Vex, you fucking suck!

[07:09:07] You suck, Vex!

[07:09:08] Quit the game!

[07:09:09] Quit the game!

[07:09:11] All right, good.

[07:09:12] So now you're gonna play for the crab,

[07:09:14] and then after the crab,

[07:09:15] you're gonna look for the herald.

[07:09:16] Now, James, let me ask you a question.

[07:09:18] Why'd you get so many kills this game?

[07:09:20] Because I'm not deli-dialing.

[07:09:22] You're not deli-dialing your drone

[07:09:23] and you're creating plans, right?

[07:09:25] Were you doing that in any of your other games?

[07:09:27] No, no.

[07:09:28] Exactly!

[07:09:29] I fucking did it.

[07:09:31] Why am I dying? I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying.

[07:09:33] Wait, I'm dying. I'm dying.

[07:09:34] No, you're not gonna die your good brother. I'm about to...

[07:09:40] Uh, go behind it and hit the eye. When you hit the eye, it gives bonus damage. Yep, and then it's fine.

[07:09:45] Alright, now drone on the Nasus?

[07:09:48] Okay, now you can walk on him, but only go in when he's super low, because he won shots.

[07:09:53] Alright, just back off. It's fine.

[07:09:55] Back off, you're good.

[07:09:57] Alright, so now what are you gonna do?

[07:10:00] My brave is yours!

[07:10:02] Okay, so now, Jynxie.

[07:10:07] Okay, so now right click the Gwynsus, yep, and then walk to the dragon.

[07:10:10] So, in the mid game, your first priority is always Objectives, not Farm, okay?

[07:10:16] Mid game Objectives, not Farm.

[07:10:21] My brave is yours!

[07:10:23] Alright, this is perfect. Yeah, go man, go man, go man, go man.

[07:10:28] I was gonna say, do you want me to kill this Vax, I'll kill it real quick.

[07:10:30] I think she's already gonna die. Okay, so you can just walk for the dragon.

[07:10:34] But do you see what you did there? Yeah, I didn't deal he got him.

[07:10:38] No, no, but it's not just that you didn't deal with Dali.

[07:10:40] What you did there was something that even rank one challenger players sometimes don't

[07:10:44] do. Where you're going for a play, and then while you're going for a play, you're looking

[07:10:49] for better options, right?

[07:10:51] Yep.

[07:10:52] Yeah, it's all about options.

[07:10:54] There you go.

[07:10:55] So now- Yeah, go to Stime, right?

[07:10:57] Or now?

[07:10:58] Yeah, he did.

[07:11:00] But now you don't want to take his jungle camps because all of yours are up, so you

[07:11:03] get more from taking all this stuff.

[07:11:07] Okay.

[07:11:09] All right, nice.

[07:11:18] So now, after the blue, look for the grom.

[07:11:21] Control R, nice.

[07:11:25] Let's go, what a win, what a win!

[07:11:29] Alright, keep going.

[07:11:30] So now, Jinxie, can I tell you something else

[07:11:32] that you can start doing?

[07:11:33] Yes, daddy.

[07:11:34] Alright, listen up, son.

[07:11:36] So, you know how I told you about making plans

[07:11:39] based off what's going on in the game?

[07:11:41] Yeah.

[07:11:42] So you see that little purple bar next to your character?

[07:11:46] No, I don't see a purple bar.

[07:11:47] Oh, that?

[07:11:48] So now I want you to kill the Raptors and when they die I want to look at what happens to that bar

[07:11:58] What happened it went up it went up so that bar is your progress to the next level so what you can even do oh

[07:12:07] Yes, I didn't know that so what you could even do is you could get to a point

[07:12:12] Where you even know when you're gonna get a level up when you kill a jungle monster so that you can already have

[07:12:18] the control is ready so it's like setting up more plans

[07:12:22] well now we're talking yeah yeah yeah I like that

[07:12:25] good

[07:12:30] right so now go for the crab okay now after the bot crab

[07:12:33] after the bot crab what's your play? Recall

[07:12:37] why would it be Recall? I can just stay with my team

[07:12:42] yeah because look you see always blue buff has two seconds left

[07:12:45] It means that you don't have to recall because your team is pushing up

[07:12:49] So you want to use the fact that they're invading to get more ground and think of it like in siege

[07:12:54] Okay, when your team is pushing up, are you gonna want to sit back or do you want to push up with them?

[07:12:59] I want to push up with them exactly

[07:13:01] League of Legends is the same thing when your team is moving as a unit across the map

[07:13:05] You also want to see if you can make plays that kind of like are close to what they're doing

[07:13:11] So now walks out of check-ins. They're check-ins. Yeah

[07:13:15] alright so now go look at Jonah play okay so go for the chickens go for the

[07:13:23] chickens and then after the chickens you can maybe look for a kill so after the

[07:13:28] chickens I want you to walk up because now jiddy's on the hunt you're the

[07:13:32] fucking you're the top dog okay go kill kill and then you can find him

[07:13:39] I thought of uh, nevermind don't flash. You know just walk through maybe you'll find him anyways

[07:13:44] Okay, whatever

[07:13:46] Okay, so that's fine. You guys flash now the nasus is here fight the nasus the big dog so

[07:13:54] Okay, so now we're just start fighting him good

[07:14:00] Okay, your team most here so worst case listen your team most gonna get the kill you set it up its chill

[07:14:09] I think we just lost the game, yeah we just lost the game I think.

[07:14:16] No, listen, listen, listen, you didn't lose, but yeah that was pretty horrible, but it's

[07:14:21] okay.

[07:14:22] So now what you're gonna do, Jengzee, is you're gonna buy Gwynsoo's.

[07:14:26] Focus on the next play, okay?

[07:14:28] No, I think we just lost it, it was my fault.

[07:14:31] No you didn't.

[07:14:32] Everyone died.

[07:14:33] Yeah, yeah, I'll give it a listen, listen, listen.

[07:14:36] Play for the Baron.

[07:14:37] start pinging the baron because remember what happens when you're in the mid

[07:14:39] game do you remember how to win games

[07:14:43] how do you win games in the mid game objective

[07:14:47] so now it's baron time yep so start pinging it go pinging it go on go on

[07:15:02] All right, let's go

[07:15:04] Your teams aren't here though if they're not here you can't do it

[07:15:10] All right

[07:15:11] So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go to the bot scuttle crab because dragons up in 35 seconds

[07:15:16] So the bot river crab

[07:15:20] Because remember when I said it's played on objectives in the mid game

[07:15:23] So now if your team isn't helping you on the on the baron, but you see that there are things to do around dragon

[07:15:28] And you can just solve

[07:15:30] Yeah, okay

[07:15:31] All right, so now free scuttle and then after that dragon, okay

[07:15:41] Okay, and then now just stay on top of the track drag drag drag is up in five seconds. You'll be there when it spawns

[07:16:01] Okay, so now walk mid. Walk mid and jump mid. Walk mid and jump mid. Okay. So you can go

[07:16:10] for a fight here. Press R and go fucking ballistic now. Control E while you're running.

[07:16:17] Alright, now just back off. Nice. That's good. Okay, so now I want you to farm the wolves.

[07:16:26] Then the wolves run on the bot side.

[07:16:35] What do you mean, these?

[07:16:36] No, so the wolves, okay.

[07:16:39] Remember how everything is like, mirrored on the opposite side depending on what side

[07:16:44] of the map you're on?

[07:16:45] Yeah.

[07:16:46] Okay, so the wolves, if they're on your top side this game, where are they on on the enemies?

[07:16:52] Bottom?

[07:16:53] Exactly.

[07:16:56] I'm just taking all those camps, though, to him.

[07:16:58] There you fucking go. Just take all his shit. Why not, dude?

[07:17:01] Yeah.

[07:17:02] I'm about to kill the whole team in a second.

[07:17:04] Like, listen, Jinxie.

[07:17:05] Jinxie.

[07:17:06] Imagine if, like, okay, listen,

[07:17:08] if you have a shithead boss at work, right,

[07:17:11] and he gives you cancer,

[07:17:13] can you beat the fuck out of him?

[07:17:15] Uh, no, you'd get fired.

[07:17:17] Exactly.

[07:17:18] But imagine it was the 1400s.

[07:17:20] Would you be able to beat the fuck out of him?

[07:17:23] No, I don't think so.

[07:17:25] So that's why in League of Legends how it works is view it like you're in the medieval ages

[07:17:31] And you can just fucking kill people and sell their shit all the time

[07:17:37] Yes, you should so now go close

[07:17:48] Back up okay now go go go go go and

[07:17:55] What did I go bro let's go guys what a bounce back for kill three death reassess man there

[07:18:07] you go death reassess and let's hit a damage now I'm saying 11,000 it's not about the

[07:18:22] damage shelf it's about the damage taken so click the little sword next yep

[07:18:28] there you go top damage taken that's that's that's a hard carry bro why did

[07:18:35] you laugh when you said that why did you laugh I'm not laughing no dude what

[07:18:40] you're fucking laughing why no thanks me this is how I always talk like I'm

[07:18:46] I'm serious.

[07:18:46] You're laughing, right?

[07:18:47] I just heard you laugh again?

[07:18:49] Jinxie, I don't know if you're actually like,

[07:18:52] Jinxie, I always talk like this.

[07:18:57] They're saying tank yee.

[07:18:58] What does that mean?

[07:18:59] It means that you sat there and you walked through the fucking

[07:19:03] streets like a tank, blowing up civilian houses like a beast.

[07:19:08] So now let me ask you, Jinxie.

[07:19:09] That's not good!

[07:19:10] What?

[07:19:13] You don't blow up civilians?

[07:19:16] Oh yeah, too, my bad.

[07:19:18] I forgot that in 2026, we have fucking war crimes.

[07:19:22] My bad, dude.

[07:19:24] OK, John says, I'm going to go queue again and get chips, OK?

[07:19:27] All right, let's go.

[07:19:28] Let's see it.

[07:19:28] I told you I'm grinding today.

[07:19:29] I'm grinding.

[07:19:29] Dude, you're actually grinding!

[07:19:31] You're fucking grinding your asshole off with them, bro!

[07:19:39] All right.

[07:19:41] Guys, I'm going to eat my kimchi soup now.

[07:19:42] give me a sec

[07:19:57] HIGH FIVE IN THE CREDIT Q

[07:20:03] HIGH FIVE

[07:20:04] Oh, I'm okay

[07:20:12] We can I buys queue up

[07:20:22] Yo, what's up? I'm listening. What's up?

[07:20:25] Yep, what's good?

[07:20:27] Talk to me bro. How do you think I play that game bro for real real talk real talk?

[07:20:32] Let me let me explain to you something. Okay?

[07:20:35] Because I'm about to completely destroy your brain. Are you ready?

[07:20:39] Did you carry that game yes or no?

[07:20:43] Were you the one that was like the so recent one yes or no?

[07:20:47] Yes.

[07:20:48] Okay, so the answer is no.

[07:20:50] So let me explain to you why that's important.

[07:20:56] So the reason why it's important is because that game, there are things called primary

[07:21:00] carries and then there are secondary carries.

[07:21:04] So a lot of the times, a mistake that a lot of people make is when they see that their

[07:21:10] team is getting a lot of kills, they think that they always have to be there with the

[07:21:13] team.

[07:21:14] But as long as you're farming and you're scaling, then you will always still be ahead

[07:21:18] of the enemy.

[07:21:20] So think of it like a fallback option, right?

[07:21:22] Where your team are the big titans that are going crazy, but you're still training in

[07:21:27] the background so that if they fall down and if they start fucking up, you can still save

[07:21:32] the day.

[07:21:33] make sense? So that's why that game in my opinion you played a perfect game

[07:21:39] because that game you were farming you were setting plans you were doing all

[07:21:43] that stuff you're being efficient and you were very far ahead of the enemy

[07:21:47] jungler which would have meant that even if your team started fucking up you

[07:21:50] would have still been able to shit on them. Now let me ask you a question

[07:21:57] Jinxy. If you really care about the grind, why the FUCK are you eating seed oil chips?

[07:22:06] You're right, I just slapped it out of my hand. Sorry, coach.

[07:22:10] Jinxy, your ancestors ate raw meat and you're sitting here eating fucking SEED OILS AND

[07:22:18] ADDED SUGARS! What's going on, bro?

[07:22:21] You're right, coach. I just slapped that out of my hand, so I'm sorry I won't fit it

[07:22:24] again ever again good from now on you're on a carnivore diet for the next month

[07:22:29] that you play League of Legends and I'm serious this is gonna help you a lot I

[07:22:32] want you to only eat meat or very basic carbs because an issue that you're gonna

[07:22:37] have is that this is this probably happens to in every game but when you eat

[07:22:41] carbs your brain becomes very slow right because you enter food coma right

[07:22:47] yes yep yeah now you don't actually get the same effect if you sit there if you

[07:22:54] sit there and you eat meat, right? Or like very basic carbs. So that's why when you're

[07:23:00] gaming and you're going crazy, you need to sit there and only get nourishment that doesn't

[07:23:05] inhibit your growth. Does that make sense?

[07:23:09] So just eat meat?

[07:23:11] Yes. Meat and if you want, small amounts of rice. Why the fuck are you eating the rest

[07:23:18] of the popcorn?

[07:23:20] coach after that bag I'm done I just finished it now I'm done coach now I'm

[07:23:25] done dude so eat eat our pistachios and stuff

[07:23:31] but well that depends when you fucking stop a pistachio does it bleed no it

[07:23:39] doesn't it doesn't no fucking pistachios boat mate yes coach okay so what type of

[07:23:45] Like what should I eat tonight like after I'm done with this stream? What's it right?

[07:23:49] Well after you either not gaming anymore, so you can eat whatever the fuck you want

[07:23:53] It's just why you're gaming that it matters

[07:23:56] So when I'm gaming eat like raw livers like what do you want my to do with a carnivore diet mean?

[07:24:01] Dude you you only do dash anyways you could they just fucking sit there and like search about it

[07:24:05] I don't know like meat and then just buy meat

[07:24:08] Okay, okay, like I'm telling you just search up meats and then or you what you could even do is you could post

[07:24:13] You'd make a Facebook post be like yo guys I need a I need to eat a lot of meats

[07:24:18] Like I need meat in my mouth, and then if you do that, there's a good

[07:24:23] I'm not gonna word it like that you fucking idiot

[07:24:26] Guys, I need meat in my mouth on Facebook. You want me to type that?

[07:24:31] I mean there's also Craigslist here like

[07:24:36] I'm not typing that ever okay, okay, then you know it my bad my bad, okay?

[07:24:42] So play for the red now play for the full clear. Let's go. So what's after the red buff talk to me?

[07:24:48] Rocks rocks rocks rocks the rocks perfect

[07:24:52] So now control either you go so Jinx see Jinx here. I'm gonna tell you the master

[07:24:56] Okay, listen, I'm gonna tell you some timers. Are you ready?

[07:24:59] Yeah, when you kill your first jungle monster you get level two after you kill three

[07:25:05] You get level three after you kill six you get level four

[07:25:08] So that's why over here while you're doing these these raptors when it is about to die

[07:25:15] And it's like dead. I want you to start spamming control Q. Okay for the instant level up. Can you do that for me?

[07:25:23] Yep, but only like like right now you're not eating you're not queuing you're not doing anything

[07:25:27] So you need to like find a way that you can do this like all together

[07:25:30] All right, yeah, I got you good. So just know that after this you walk to your wolves and it's control Q right and I look

[07:25:38] There you go instant level up perfect. So now go baby like you're starting to run now. That's what I like to see

[07:25:46] Let's fuck it up. No more dilly-dally

[07:25:49] No more deli-dallying no more snilly snallying. Do you understand? Yes, coach

[07:25:56] All right

[07:25:59] All right, so I'll give the last one and you're gonna you're gonna do the grump before the blue chair do the grump

[07:26:05] I should figure it out

[07:26:07] But I'm stuck in his house.

[07:26:08] No, I got it.

[07:26:09] Also, why didn't you start with Q there for max range?

[07:26:12] And then why didn't you evolve Qing?

[07:26:14] Remember these?

[07:26:14] It's a fucking shit, coach, because I'm a piece of shit.

[07:26:17] No, Jinx.

[07:26:17] It's a dirty piece of shit.

[07:26:18] No, Jinx.

[07:26:19] It's because you ate fucking seed Orioles!

[07:26:24] You're right.

[07:26:24] You're right, coach.

[07:26:25] You're right.

[07:26:25] Coach, you're right.

[07:26:26] Coach, you're always right.

[07:26:27] Coach is always right.

[07:26:29] All right.

[07:26:32] All right, now Jinx.

[07:26:33] Let's go for the bot crab after this, OK?

[07:26:35] So start joining mid, joining bot.

[07:26:37] Because that sets up your next play.

[07:26:39] Go, join mid, join bot.

[07:26:40] Let's see.

[07:26:41] Okay, no one's bot.

[07:26:42] So now while you're walking to the crab,

[07:26:45] I want you to join mid.

[07:26:46] So you're gonna right click on the crab, join mid.

[07:26:48] Join mid?

[07:26:49] Okay.

[07:26:50] All right, who do you hear?

[07:26:51] Fight the crab and just run.

[07:26:53] So just fight the crab and run.

[07:26:54] So you're gonna have to smite this and run away.

[07:26:58] Okay.

[07:27:00] Nice.

[07:27:01] And now go for the double crab!

[07:27:03] You can go for the double crab.

[07:27:04] This is free.

[07:27:05] Oh my god.

[07:27:06] No, no, no, no!

[07:27:07] Double crab, double crab!

[07:27:09] Your team's able to run away, it's fine, no worry about it.

[07:27:11] We can sell Joan to see what's going on if you want.

[07:27:14] Nice, respect.

[07:27:16] Respect for taking the minion.

[07:27:18] Thank you, coach, thank you, coach, thank you, coach.

[07:27:21] Alright.

[07:27:22] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[07:27:23] So get this?

[07:27:25] Alright.

[07:27:27] Okay, so now Joan top, Joan top, Joan mid, Joan top, Joan mid, Joan top, Joan mid.

[07:27:32] Okay, after this you're going to gang top.

[07:27:34] You ready? So now start pinging help top ping assistance. Go you're going in there you go. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.

[07:27:50] Alright, that's fine backup. Your sets a fucking piece of shit. What a fucking pussy, bro. Sank. Like you want to get fucking like. Alright, take as many and wave as punishment. Take as many and wave as punishment.

[07:28:00] Yeah, take it all yep. He deserves this he deserves this

[07:28:07] Fuck that we're going going going wait. This is free Q Q Q. Oh

[07:28:14] Wait, okay. Oh my god. He auto deterrence

[07:28:22] Okay, so listen buy your items and I'll tell you what we learned from that play oh

[07:28:27] Oh, that's fine, you're on assist, you're on assist, worth, worth.

[07:28:31] What did we learn?

[07:28:33] So what we learned is that our set is a fucking piece of shit.

[07:28:36] So in league, when your team plays bad, you need to mentally bookmark it.

[07:28:41] You need to view it as like, imagine some dude snakes you and now you know he's a fake

[07:28:45] fuck.

[07:28:46] So now we know this set is a fucking piece of shit, so are we ever going to help him

[07:28:50] again?

[07:28:51] Nope.

[07:28:52] Nope, no the fuck we're not, exactly.

[07:28:54] So is that a win?

[07:28:56] Yes.

[07:28:57] fucking god damn right it is fuck that guy exactly what a fucking pussy yep so

[07:29:03] now don't forget as well you're always putting a second point in your E you

[07:29:06] don't want to do that it's okay it happens it happens it happens miho thank

[07:29:15] you me all right okay so now look for this and then after that wolf so rappers

[07:29:23] wolves, wrappers, wolves, wrappers, wolves, okay? And then while you're going for the wolves,

[07:29:27] I want you to drone mid, drone bot, because remember, we need to see what's happening

[07:29:30] on the map. Maybe there's free kills. So, Jinxie, you know how sometimes you're just

[07:29:38] going to be drone mid or bot, and you're going to see that someone's really low HP and you

[07:29:42] can just walk and get a free kill? Like that happened a lot last game? That is the way that

[07:29:46] you're actually supposed to get out of low elo. So in low elo until about, like I would

[07:29:51] say emerald that have no no grump grump grump grump grump yep so that happens

[07:29:56] there you all the time and it's the way that you're actually gonna climb because

[07:29:59] you're gonna get so many kills off of just like fucking dumb bastard suing

[07:30:04] dumb shit that you're gonna get so far ahead that you just win does that make

[07:30:07] sense yes yeah yeah good if I get enough free kills I can just get out of my rank

[07:30:14] exactly yes so now go for the scuttle crab

[07:30:20] my blade is yours all right so now okay

[07:30:26] I didn't go I didn't go I I I did now fight the odier

[07:30:33] good keep fighting nice nice that's decent

[07:30:38] Why did I not get the kill? What the actual fuck?

[07:30:46] So do you know what the problem of that fight was? Buy your item and then walk to the red

[07:30:50] and I'll tell you. So the problem of that fight is that you don't have your fucking

[07:30:55] W bro.

[07:30:57] Oh, oh. Wait so what's the order? It's Q, E, Q then W?

[07:31:04] exactly so I want you to think KeckW

[07:31:08] oh that's actually a great way to think about that

[07:31:10] yeah right so it's KeckW so it's KeckW I want to say it

[07:31:15] KeckW yep there you go perfect KeckW

[07:31:18] and now on Hecram what's the order

[07:31:22] I don't even remember bro come on come me some slack it's Quack

[07:31:25] or no it's actually QuackE so on Hec...

[07:31:29] on Yee it's KeckW on Hecram it's QuackE

[07:31:33] It's quickie. It's quickie. So quickie, right? Yeah, there you go

[07:31:42] All right, so now go go to your Raptors now drone top drone met it

[07:31:51] Hang it the fuck up bro. Yeah, just Christ. I've never died to a minion before

[07:31:56] That's insane. What is actually true

[07:31:59] Never died to me nice

[07:32:01] okay so now after this you're gonna play for the wolves okay but you're gonna

[07:32:06] also drone bot drone bot drone bot drone bot okay twitch is so the Lux is gonna

[07:32:10] show on the minimap once she does I want you to hover over her walk shade bot

[07:32:13] walk shade bot walk shade bot walk shade bot now the reason why walk shade

[07:32:18] bot walk bot walk bot yep there you go so now I wanted to walk through the bush

[07:32:21] because you want to cut him off right you need to cut him off good oh okay that

[07:32:27] is not the way I wanted to go but it's okay so now just walk bot and now drone

[07:32:32] bot while you're walking there so right click on the minimap and then walk

[07:32:34] there yep this is good all right so now RNN go R RQ RQ RQ E

[07:32:43] He's there! He's there!

[07:32:47] He's there! He's there!

[07:32:49] Flash Q! Flash Q! Flash Q!

[07:32:53] NOOOOO!

[07:32:55] I didn't go back!

[07:32:57] Lux is fighting! Lux is fighting!

[07:32:59] Joan? Joan? Ok go botcrab!

[07:33:01] Botcrab! Botcrab!

[07:33:03] So the reason why you're backing off is because here there's not actually a potential for Lux kill

[07:33:09] Let's go.

[07:33:11] Let's go.

[07:33:13] Pinacalada.

[07:33:15] Now what you're going to do is you're going to look for the blue buff.

[07:33:17] Now press P.

[07:33:19] Press P and then...

[07:33:21] Now press escape and then kill the blue buff.

[07:33:23] Now John Barb while you're doing...

[07:33:25] You're going to fuck up three seconds for me!

[07:33:27] What the fuck was that?

[07:33:29] The reason why I told you to press P

[07:33:31] is because on your next reset

[07:33:33] you're going to want to buy your item.

[07:33:35] So we needed to see if you had a chance

[07:33:37] item so we needed to see if you had enough okay now go gromp gromp gromp gromp

[07:33:42] my fucking time out here jing see maybe if you know where you're laughing at maybe if

[07:33:49] you fucking knew where the keys on your keyboard were it wouldn't take you five

[07:33:54] seconds to do the bare minimum my bad my bad my bad okay jing see jing see jing

[07:34:06] Since that was a low blow, I'm gonna punch myself in the stomach now as a punishment, okay?

[07:34:18] So now go for the wrappers and the crugs

[07:34:28] Okay, so now drone top because after the crugs you can maybe look for a top gang

[07:34:36] Think I'm wrapping you in my head

[07:34:41] Whatever it is, you know I can take it

[07:34:44] Alright, John Top, John Top, John Top

[07:34:47] John Top, so do the crimes, John Top

[07:34:49] Oh my god, walk top right now

[07:34:51] Walk top right now, walk top right now

[07:34:53] That's where God is looking fuckable

[07:34:55] Yep, okay, so now JNC, press on, just run at him

[07:34:58] Do a fucking bat out of hell, baby, go

[07:35:00] You fucking pussy, come here, pussy boy

[07:35:02] Pussy boy!

[07:35:04] Up to smite, up to smite.

[07:35:06] NICE!

[07:35:07] YEEEAAAH!

[07:35:08] YEEEAAAH!

[07:35:10] Gimme all these minions.

[07:35:12] GIDDY GETS WHATEVER GIDDY WANTS!

[07:35:15] GIDDY GETS HIS WAY WHEN THE OIL COMES OUT!

[07:35:18] WOOOOOOAHH!

[07:35:19] Oh sorry.

[07:35:21] Okay, yo, bye-bye.

[07:35:23] Alright, so now Press B, Press B and we're gonna look on the dragon.

[07:35:30] Okay.

[07:35:31] I'M SO GOOD AT MEEEEE!

[07:35:33] Did you have fucking peace right now?

[07:35:35] Alright, so play for the Kraken Slayer.

[07:35:39] There you go.

[07:35:40] Alright, and now watch straight to the dragon.

[07:35:47] So now, Jynxie, how much more in control

[07:35:50] do you feel of these games now?

[07:35:52] He's a beauty and a...

[07:35:55] Stop singing, Jynxie!

[07:35:56] You're in a fucking battlefield!

[07:35:59] Sorry, coach.

[07:36:00] It's okay.

[07:36:00] So now, Joanbot while you're doing this.

[07:36:02] Why are you doing this fast? We're getting a walk. Oh my god. Oh, wow. Okay, you can fight this

[07:36:11] Yep, so just walk here. So now go in on the twitch

[07:36:15] So just are and then go on the twitch are are you are you are you and then he said just auto him nice nice?

[07:36:21] No, it's the box the box

[07:36:24] It's okay to like your one Jingxi Jingxi Jingxi you just showed the enemy team that

[07:36:36] they're a bunch of fucking who are the hands on what is who then John that's another German

[07:36:42] word it means like it's like an insult like piece of shit I mean yeah like son of a whore

[07:36:50] Got it, got it, got it, right stomp dad.

[07:36:54] Alright so now right click the Gwinsu's and then go straight to the red.

[07:37:03] Body rock, I wanna feel your body rock.

[07:37:10] What you got, I'm really good at never barred.

[07:37:15] Alright so Jinx see now Joan Top, Joan Top, Joan Midwalt, you found this.

[07:37:19] We want enough there's some free kills

[07:37:21] Okay

[07:37:24] Jinxing the rocks both the rocks bro the rocks bro Jinxing the rocks the rocks the rocks

[07:37:31] Listen the promise you're getting too happy. We'll one-less a league player never get happier

[07:37:35] Also, you're gonna lose the game and then you're gonna get pissed off

[07:37:38] Got it. All right, so now John top John top John top John top John top John top John top

[07:37:44] Alright now go straight to the top, go straight to the top, right?

[07:37:47] Okay, R, R, R, and just one, R, 1, R, 1, R, R, R, R, R, R, Q, Q, Q, Q and E at the same time.

[07:37:54] Body rock.

[07:37:55] Nice!

[07:37:57] Feel your body rock.

[07:37:58] Now wrap this, let's go.

[07:38:00] Ay, ay, ay, what you got?

[07:38:03] I feel you could have never bought.

[07:38:07] Ay, ay, ay, J-E-I-S-O!

[07:38:11] What did he say?

[07:38:12] I was going to say, J.D. is getting all his oil out tonight, he's going to go around and he's going to start a fight.

[07:38:22] Okay, my bad, my bad, my bad, my- Dude, why is it when you sing it's fine, but when I do, it's a problem.

[07:38:30] What if you're talking about fucking oil like a freak? The fuck is wrong with you then?

[07:38:35] Dude, your nickname is J. What do you think that means?

[07:38:40] it. Chat the sword of can lives on for eternity. Alright, so now after this you're gonna want

[07:38:48] to look for the gromp, okay? Okay. Alright, so now look, jump bar, jump bar, jump bar,

[07:38:53] jump bar, jump bar, jump bar. Jump bar again, okay? Now walk bar, walk bar, walk bar, yes

[07:38:58] there is, yes there is, go! Q, QE, QA at the same time, go! Nice!

[07:39:05] I can't feel your body room.

[07:39:07] What?

[07:39:08] How did I die? How did I die? He gave me from long range.

[07:39:11] So it's because he has a poison. He has a poison.

[07:39:20] Okay, are we doing good? We're kind of losing, you know?

[07:39:23] Yeah, but you're doing good, bro. That's what matters.

[07:39:25] So now buy the Gwynsus.

[07:39:29] I'm getting in there, coach. I'm getting in there, coach!

[07:39:32] That's what I like to see, bro. You're fucking busting it wide open.

[07:39:37] You're busting it and you're dusting it. Remember that.

[07:39:42] Okay, go top, go top, top, top, top. Now, Joan, Joan.

[07:39:49] Okay, Jinx, I'm about to tell you something. Are you ready for it?

[07:39:52] Yes.

[07:39:53] When Jinx, he starts busting, everything starts crust and remember that.

[07:39:57] Yep. Okay.

[07:39:58] All right. So now, play for the Krugs.

[07:40:02] And afterwards, look towards the Herald, the Herald, because you don't have another play to make.

[07:40:16] Yep, this is good.

[07:40:23] What are you doing?

[07:40:26] Dude, I don't speak Chinese.

[07:40:29] French, French, French.

[07:40:32] Okay, pro tip about languages.

[07:40:34] Any language that you don't speak is all the same because you can't understand it.

[07:40:38] So whether it's Albanian, Chinese, or French, it's all the same.

[07:40:42] Oh, no, no, no, no.

[07:40:43] Okay, it's fine.

[07:40:44] Pick up the eye, pick up the eye!

[07:40:46] Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, pick up the eye.

[07:40:48] Alright, now run. Flash, flash, flash!

[07:40:50] Oh, god.

[07:40:51] No, he didn't meet, he didn't catch me!

[07:40:54] What the fuck was that?!

[07:40:57] They got fuckin' P. Diddy in this game!

[07:41:05] So, Jengzee, do you wanna know why you died there?

[07:41:09] Why?

[07:41:10] It's cause the way that Urgot works, is that you see how right now you're only level 11?

[07:41:16] Yeah.

[07:41:16] So since you're not level 18, he brings you to his Diddy Cage.

[07:41:21] So when you're level 18, yep.

[07:41:23] So that's why, like they incorporated it in the game,

[07:41:26] where they literally say they're like okay well once you're 18 you can't bring them to the

[07:41:30] diddy cage anymore but anytime before then it's fucked okay okay all right so if i'm 18 urgot

[07:41:36] yeah exactly if i'm 18 urgot can't get me exactly yes okay so now look for the twitch kill

[07:41:44] because he's pushing up far go first twitch well just go for the grump first because he's not

[07:41:50] showing no the gromp of the gromp those are the bulbs too late now I'm already committed okay

[07:42:00] okay so now gromp

[07:42:09] all right so now go to the crab there you go perfect now after the crab

[07:42:13] Dragon is up in 30 seconds, right? You're gonna want to play for that. Okay

[07:42:19] That's a BWW

[07:42:21] Okay, now go in on Q on her on Q on her go

[07:42:27] What how did that little bitch kill me?

[07:42:33] It's what's broken or what?

[07:42:36] Yeah, that's why they always give her skins because Lux is another fake skill character

[07:42:41] They make her seem hard so that all the fucking noobs play it and then buy her skins oh

[07:42:48] Oh wait so much is broken. Yes

[07:42:55] Think of it this way bro she has fucking four abilities three of them do damage how fucking stupid is that?

[07:43:01] That's pretty dumb. Yeah, what should I buy? Okay, so now next item experimental hex plate the first

[07:43:07] And then now I want you to walk to the red but then also look at your mini map

[07:43:12] If you see enemies show around both side, then you're gonna have to run there with your team, right?

[07:43:17] So now your team wants to fight there. So just go go go go your your team is all positioned way that they're like being fucking stupid

[07:43:23] Okay

[07:43:26] Yep, I want my team yep scenario fine with your team

[07:43:31] Okay, no jitty it's your moment now

[07:43:37] Uh, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[07:43:39] Well, okay, yeah, you're fucked.

[07:43:43] Oh wait, actually wait, maybe you can just skip, run away, run away.

[07:43:46] Oh god.

[07:43:49] Okay, Q on the locks, Q on the locks.

[07:43:53] Okay, now try running.

[07:43:56] Coach, like, what the fuck? Like, no, no, no, eh, eh.

[07:44:00] Hey, coach, what the fuck? You got me doing.

[07:44:02] Okay, so, Jeng-C.

[07:44:03] So, what did he got me doing?

[07:44:04] Jeng-C, Jeng-C, Jeng-C, Jeng-C.

[07:44:05] We're gonna have to watch a replay of that after I mean, what the fuck, okay?

[07:44:13] Jinx see Jinx see

[07:44:15] That okay, why is there a emotive high-vives jerking off?

[07:44:19] Like guys, what the fuck is happening? There's a emotive high-vives jerking off

[07:44:25] What is it on Sunset?

[07:44:27] Bro don't get your head together. Hey, sorry. Sorry. Okay, watch shit. What watch a bar here

[07:44:35] oh okay what now okay so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the

[07:44:47] red buff just like for the red buff yeah there's a big big dick yon in the

[07:44:53] way that's fine you're gonna kill him run at him I want to that kills feel so

[07:44:58] fucking bad okay now do red and mar doing red start

[07:45:02] spamping the fucking Baron with wild abandon good so now after this red

[07:45:11] go shake the baron your team is going out they're going now we need Baron to

[07:45:15] win okay go on the twitch

[07:45:24] Yeah, okay, so that's why you see all I said go for the twitch there

[07:45:36] Yeah, buddy buddy buddy buddy. I don't I don't know. I'm just over stimulated this loud noise is everywhere and big man

[07:45:44] Big man in all my holes, dude. Okay, so the way that we can practice that okay is I want you to go on Google and

[07:45:51] I'm search up local gay clubs in my area.

[07:45:54] Why would I do that?

[07:45:56] Why would I do that?

[07:45:58] Because we need to get used to being around, like we need to get used to being around big, burly men while the lights are going crazy.

[07:46:04] Okay.

[07:46:05] You actually want me to do that.

[07:46:08] I mean listen, you're the one that said you needed IRL stream ideas for YouTube.

[07:46:12] Oh my fucking god bro, what the fuck!

[07:46:15] Okay, sorry, sorry, okay look, now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for the blue buff here, okay?

[07:46:21] Okay, they got baron it's over don't head no, no you're fine. I actually fine

[07:46:30] Wait, oh fuck. I'm gonna look for the wolves here

[07:46:33] So I wanted to talk to me about what you're doing because my cats are in my closet right now

[07:46:38] I need I need to get them out. Oh God, okay, so Jin see you're gonna be on your own for about 20 seconds

[07:46:44] Just do what you would normally do. I'm gonna second

[07:46:50] oh my god did he's back did he's back die ergot fucking die

[07:47:11] Does this Urgot not die ever?

[07:47:20] Okay, so what happened there?

[07:47:26] There was three muscular men fucking me in my tight ass. What do you want me to say?

[07:47:31] Urgot killed my brain dead teammate and then got overleveled and I was about to kill him, so then he survived.

[07:47:36] Okay, so what we're gonna do is after this game,

[07:47:40] We can look at team fighting, okay?

[07:47:43] So, because like right now this game,

[07:47:45] this is one of those games,

[07:47:46] but this is why I say that the more practice you get,

[07:47:49] the better you're gonna become.

[07:47:50] Because it's about muscle memory when you get overwhelmed.

[07:47:53] But for now, let's focus on what's going on, okay?

[07:47:55] I want you to go in, and then Q, so just like go.

[07:47:59] So now Joan, this is where like when you're walking in,

[07:48:02] you always wanna Joan over like where they are,

[07:48:04] so you can see how low HP they are, okay?

[07:48:10] Yep, so watch it at 12.0. This is good.

[07:48:14] Okay, not bad.

[07:48:18] Okay, so now just wait, just wait.

[07:48:22] No, you're gonna have to run away.

[07:48:26] Okay.

[07:48:34] So, listen.

[07:48:38] This game, do you remember how earlier on in the games, the reason why you were losing was because of the deli-dallying?

[07:48:51] Do you remember that?

[07:48:56] So this game, the issue was the team fighting, okay?

[07:48:59] It's where you got overwhelmed during the team fights, which is perfectly normal for a newer player, but it's like...

[07:49:05] What we can do is we can actually do want to watch the replay so we can see what actually happened in them

[07:49:12] Because the replay helped you a lot last time

[07:49:14] So we can look at this replay and we can see what happened in these fights so that you can actually like see in real time

[07:49:20] What's going on to help you understand you want to do that?

[07:49:25] Yeah, yeah, all right perfect. Let's do it then all right

[07:49:29] Also, Jane say I want to say listen me and I mean this with all my heart

[07:49:33] I'm proud of you today

[07:49:35] Genuinely and the reason why I'm proud of you is because today's been a very frustrating day

[07:49:40] But you didn't give up after one game and you also didn't give up after two like you're sticking through it

[07:49:44] You're going through the painful process said you can get to a point where you're destroying everything soon, okay?

[07:49:50] So I know it's rough right now, but I'm telling you you're doing great. Okay?

[07:49:55] Bro, I'm fast-tracking to iron four buddy. I don't I got eight wins 18 losses, and I didn't want to see my Katie

[07:50:04] It's got to be like 20 kills and 185 deaths, bro

[07:50:09] Yeah, but okay look let's watch we play. Can you see my screen?

[07:50:14] Yep, I'm in there. All right. Let's watch

[07:50:19] Okay, so this game is crucial as possible please like just be crucial. I like I learned better like that

[07:50:24] Okay, so we're gonna watch until this point right because at this point

[07:50:29] Yep, so

[07:50:32] So this is the first time that things one kind of battle, okay, so when you're playing Master Yi

[07:50:39] You are an assassin

[07:50:42] Okay

[07:50:45] Are you following so what does an assassin like to do?

[07:50:49] Kill

[07:50:50] Okay, exactly, but normally what are you gonna kill?

[07:50:54] What kind of champions?

[07:50:56] Squishy champions?

[07:50:58] Squishies.

[07:51:00] So think of it like rock, paper, scissors.

[07:51:02] Assassins beat squishy.

[07:51:04] Squishy beat tank.

[07:51:06] Tank beat assassins.

[07:51:08] Are you following?

[07:51:10] Bro, you should have said that in the first day.

[07:51:12] What?

[07:51:14] But you're getting it, right?

[07:51:16] Yeah, but Jinxy, Jinxy.

[07:51:18] The reason why I didn't is because it only matters now.

[07:51:20] Because you're at a point now where you're farming,

[07:51:22] You're learning all this stuff, but now we need to make you understand the team fighting

[07:51:26] So if squishy right gets beaten by assassin, but you get beaten by tank then who in the fight should you focus?

[07:51:37] Squishy, okay, so here you go in I say to the twitch you do it

[07:51:41] This is perfect now the one problem is some all your queuing. I want you to look over here, okay?

[07:51:47] Because these are your abilities are you watching?

[07:51:49] Yeah

[07:51:50] So when they go out and cool down, that's when you press them, okay?

[07:51:55] Okay, so sure you cue on the twitch. I want you to look at your E and your R. Are you watching? Yeah

[07:52:04] You only ulted after two auto attacks and you only eat after so if you would have done this all

[07:52:12] Simultaneously where you cue E and then are at the same time then it would actually allow you to kill people faster

[07:52:20] and to do it a lot more consistently. Do you understand?

[07:52:23] Yes.

[07:52:24] Ok, perfect.

[07:52:26] Alright, so now what ends up happening, right?

[07:52:29] You kill the Twitch.

[07:52:31] So there's something that happens with mastery when you get a kill.

[07:52:35] Do you already know what it is or do I need to tell you?

[07:52:37] He just gets gold and gets healed?

[07:52:39] No.

[07:52:40] So when mastery gets a kill, I want you to read the alt to check this out.

[07:52:45] Read what the passive says. Read that to me.

[07:52:49] Champion takedowns reduce the remaining cooldown of Master Yi's basic affinities by 70%.

[07:52:54] So when he kills a champion, his shit regenerates faster?

[07:52:57] Exactly. It's almost like it instantly spawns.

[07:53:00] So here, you see how you're...

[07:53:02] Perfect.

[07:53:03] Yep. So you see how you're QEW, RO, and cooldown?

[07:53:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[07:53:07] So you kill Twitch and then look what happens to your abilities.

[07:53:11] They're about to be up, right?

[07:53:12] Back, yeah, yeah.

[07:53:13] Now, when you're in this position, who do you think you should Q onto?

[07:53:18] Q onto next

[07:53:20] Kevin's the little little girl exactly you need a Q on the little girl, but

[07:53:26] So what?

[07:53:29] Lux or whatever the fuck

[07:53:31] Yeah, that's like that sucks. Okay. Okay, but who do you think you actually Q on here?

[07:53:38] I probably Q on the tank because I'm a no good piece of shit

[07:53:41] Yep, so here you Q on the tank now

[07:53:44] Now I want you to imagine, Jingxi, that you queued on the Lux here and you start hitting

[07:53:49] her.

[07:53:50] What do you think would have happened?

[07:53:51] I would have killed her.

[07:53:52] You would have killed her too, right?

[07:53:54] So watch what ends up happening.

[07:53:57] You start hitting the tank, I say go on the Lux, and then by this point it's too late,

[07:54:01] you die, right?

[07:54:03] Your team still gets kills, but you could have been the one that would have gotten everything,

[07:54:07] right?

[07:54:08] Yeah, fuck my fucking team.

[07:54:09] You're right, bro.

[07:54:10] Bro, that's really good advice, dude.

[07:54:12] Okay.

[07:54:13] That's really good advice.

[07:54:14] Yeah, so what we're gonna do is in our first water view. We saw that the issue was 3x dilly-dallying, right?

[07:54:21] Yeah, now we're noticing that you're not using abilities

[07:54:27] When you go in and we're also seeing target focus issues

[07:54:33] So do you remember how when we were looking at the macro game?

[07:54:37] So like when you set up your plans, you remember how we were saying there and saying after your wolves you go for the grump?

[07:54:43] Yeah, yeah, so when you're team fighting the same kind of thing applies where you're fighting and you're like

[07:54:49] Okay, I'm on the twitch. Who do I need to go on next and this is why League of Legends ends up becoming a hard game

[07:54:56] Because it needs to almost become a thing where it's automatic. You see

[07:55:01] Yeah, you just go to the little guys though. That's easy, bro. That's easy as shit

[07:55:05] You should have told me that day one. Yeah, it's all good. It's all good. Look, so now we're gonna keep watching

[07:55:10] watching right because now it ends up happening right you respawn you're

[07:55:15] chilling you get a free kill top soon I think like you're living the good life

[07:55:22] right yeah yeah now keep watching so here I'm watching here little guy killed

[07:55:34] So here we see there's a play breaking out right you come in now

[07:55:44] Yep, so

[07:55:47] Over here you queue in and then while you queue what's an issue?

[07:55:54] You didn't eat so that's why you always have to queue and eat at the same time so you killed the twitch

[07:56:00] It's good, but then you die now Jim see

[07:56:04] Do you remember what I told you about how your W reduces damage?

[07:56:08] Yeah, your W...

[07:56:10] What does my W do?

[07:56:11] So your W, it heals you.

[07:56:13] But I can't move and I can't attack, I hate using it.

[07:56:16] Yeah, but I'm gonna show you something crazy, okay?

[07:56:20] So over here, Lux hits you with a CC ability of roots, right?

[07:56:24] This means you can't move, right?

[07:56:27] What a fucking child.

[07:56:28] So imagine you could W when this hits,

[07:56:32] And then you reduce all the incoming damage while you're unable to move anyways.

[07:56:39] Yeah, when you're rooted, Wings OP. Noted, noted, noted.

[07:56:42] Yep. Okay.

[07:56:44] So, here you die, but it's okay, listen, it was a decent fight, right?

[07:56:50] So now you respawn, and this is where it all falls apart.

[07:56:55] So, we go for the Rift Herald.

[07:56:57] Well, this is where it all gets fucked.

[07:56:59] So here you get pulled by the Diddy, the Diddy Got, which sucks, it is what it is, but then

[07:57:06] you respawn and you're like, alright, time to fight.

[07:57:09] Now, you walk over here, we're looking for some botcams, whatever, and then here it's

[07:57:18] like, okay.

[07:57:22] So Lux is a mage, right?

[07:57:26] Yes.

[07:57:27] she uses her abilities as a major threat after?

[07:57:31] No, mages are pussies.

[07:57:33] Exactly.

[07:57:34] So, let me ask you a question then, Jeng-Si.

[07:57:39] Are you the vagina of a prostitute with 40 STDs?

[07:57:44] Yes or no?

[07:57:46] No.

[07:57:47] Then why the fuck are you such a disgusting pussy?

[07:57:51] Look what you do!

[07:57:53] She uses all her abilities, and then you run away.

[07:57:58] Yeah, but coach, I didn't know that, coach.

[07:58:02] I don't know anything about mages or what.

[07:58:05] Exactly, but this is why I'm trying to just make you understand the basics, right?

[07:58:10] Because like, right now, the problem is that you're getting knowledge checked.

[07:58:14] So in every game, you know how there are skill checks?

[07:58:17] Yeah, yeah, of course.

[07:58:19] In League of Legends, the biggest thing that's going to happen to you is you're going to

[07:58:23] a thing called knowledge check where what happens is is that you don't know what a character does,

[07:58:28] you don't know how long their cooldowns are, you don't know much damage, you do stuff like that,

[07:58:32] and that's going to be what makes you die. So the best way for you to practice this

[07:58:36] is you know how in the morning you play with your brother? Yeah. Instead of playing ranked,

[07:58:41] I want you to play ARAMS with your brother because it forces you to play random characters

[07:58:47] and that's going to allow you to actually learn what every character's abilities do with the

[07:58:52] cooldowns are, how much damage you can expect, while also building up your basic mechanical

[07:58:57] knowledge.

[07:58:58] Okay?

[07:58:59] Got it.

[07:59:00] Okay.

[07:59:01] Got it.

[07:59:02] Got it.

[07:59:03] Got it.

[07:59:04] So what this is also going to do is it's going to make it so when you start the League

[07:59:05] of Legends day, you're not going to feel tilted because now I'm sure one of the reasons

[07:59:09] why you kind of delay the league streams is because you lose two games before streaming

[07:59:13] and you're like, fuck this shit.

[07:59:15] Kind of right?

[07:59:16] Yeah.

[07:59:17] Yeah.

[07:59:18] But imagine now instead you're doing a ramp for knowledge accumulation.

[07:59:21] Are you going to get tilted or are you going to be more motivated because now you know

[07:59:25] you're better?

[07:59:26] Yeah, motivated because I know I'm better.

[07:59:28] Exactly.

[07:59:29] So now look.

[07:59:31] So what happens is actually you go back in now which is good, but you ended up dying

[07:59:34] because it was a little too late, which you would have known what happens if you would

[07:59:38] have actually like played us or before, right, or you play more games.

[07:59:42] So now you're going to respawn, okay?

[07:59:45] So here, we're going to do this over here.

[07:59:47] We're going to say knowledge check, okay?

[07:59:50] Okay.

[07:59:51] Alright, now let's look.

[07:59:56] So here, you respawn, you look for a fight, and then this is where it all becomes fucked.

[08:00:03] Do you remember this part?

[08:00:05] Not really, no.

[08:00:06] I saw right here.

[08:00:08] Yeah, so this is the part where you walked into four people and then called me a dog

[08:00:11] shit coach and then we started yelling at each other.

[08:00:14] Oh, okay.

[08:00:15] Yep.

[08:00:16] What happens here is that as Master Yi, you're an assassin, right?

[08:00:22] Yes.

[08:00:22] Okay.

[08:00:23] So what that means is it means that if you find somebody that's isolated,

[08:00:27] you're like a predator.

[08:00:28] You want to pounce on them.

[08:00:29] Okay.

[08:00:33] All right.

[08:00:33] So here, right?

[08:00:36] You're walking, you're walking, you're walking.

[08:00:38] Lux is right there.

[08:00:40] Imagine here, this is her root ability, right?

[08:00:44] Yeah.

[08:00:44] What do you think happens to the Lux that has no flash if big jitty decides to cue on her right now with Ian autos her to death?

[08:00:54] She dies right, but what happens that you walk past her

[08:00:58] The twitch goes invisible you start walking around randomly and now you're in this bush and you're fucking dead

[08:01:07] Wow, I'm a alright

[08:01:10] Alright

[08:01:11] Wow

[08:01:12] All right, but it's jump on the little guys. Okay, so it's jump on the little guys and it's about also

[08:01:19] Making sure that you know who to focus next in fights like planning your route of attack

[08:01:25] Okay

[08:01:27] Thank you coach. Thank you. I'll apply all of it broke now coach. Yes last thing before I hop off

[08:01:33] Bro, do you have any like final like words or bits of motivations, bro?

[08:01:37] How are you feeling right now, and I want you to be true. I'm pretty defeated like pretty defeated

[08:01:44] I can tell you how I feel

[08:01:49] If I know how to view my fucking profile I

[08:01:54] Went four and ten four and three but got hard carried one and six oh and six oh and nine oh and five two and five

[08:02:02] and then this game was a miracle.

[08:02:05] But yeah, bro, I feel beat, bro.

[08:02:07] I feel beat, like I feel beat up, bro.

[08:02:09] Okay, so, Jensi, there's a,

[08:02:12] how about instead of me giving you words,

[08:02:15] I give you a song that we can listen to together.

[08:02:17] How does that sound?

[08:02:18] That sounds so beautiful, yeah.

[08:02:20] Okay, so, yep, let me just find it,

[08:02:23] because it's one very specific song, okay?

[08:02:27] Okay.

[08:02:29] And I'm gonna be honest with you,

[08:02:30] there might even be a chance

[08:02:32] but after you hear this, you decide to fucking queue up again.

[08:02:35] So you're gonna have to be careful, okay?

[08:02:37] Okay.

[08:02:38] Give me one second, let me find it.

[08:02:43] Playlist.

[08:02:45] We could play an A-RAM game tomorrow if you want.

[08:02:47] Yeah, it'd be down.

[08:02:50] All right, are you ready?

[08:02:51] Yeah.

[08:02:55] Okay.

[08:02:56] You just put it in a score?

[08:02:57] So, I'm about to link it now.

[08:03:00] Now I wanted to share your screen and I want us to listen to it together, okay?

[08:03:09] All right, coach, I'm gonna share it right now

[08:03:13] Coach do you see my screen share right now? I do play it

[08:03:19] If you want to make your dream become reality

[08:03:22] The people that are running at the dreams

[08:03:24] No, that it's possible that you can live your dream. That it's necessary that you're religious that you have a plan of action that you are

[08:03:31] created

[08:03:32] The people that are living their dream of finding winners to attach themselves to the people that are living their dreams of

[08:03:39] A people that know that if it's gonna happen

[08:03:43] It's up to them and they're reserving within themselves. It's not over

[08:03:47] It's not over until I win.

[08:03:49] After we face a rejection and a no or we have a meeting, no one shows up or somebody says you can count on me and they don't come through.

[08:03:58] What if we have that kind of attitude the cars repossess? Nobody believes in you, you've lost it.

[08:04:03] Again and again and again, likes to cut off.

[08:04:06] But you still looking at your feet, we're reviewing it every day.

[08:04:10] It's not over until I win.

[08:04:14] It's not open to watching see I want to hear it come from your fucking mouth

[08:04:21] Until I win!

[08:04:24] Until you what?

[08:04:27] Until I win!

[08:04:30] Alright, now keep listening Jinxy, because this song, I want you to imbue it into you,

[08:04:36] listen!

[08:04:37] As we face a rejection and a joke on we have a meeting and no one shows up, or somebody

[08:04:43] that you can count on me and they don't come through, why don't we have that kind of attitude

[08:04:48] the cars need for them, no one is believing you, you've lost the fear to get in the gear

[08:04:53] to the right to cut off, but you're still looking at your pain, reviewing it every day

[08:04:58] I'm the god damn faker of iron god damn it and let me ask you a question jane c does

[08:05:17] the god damn faker of iron ever end on a loss no no no i have to get off i have to get

[08:05:25] Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. Okay, we'll play and then we'll play rank. Okay. All right. I get sounds good

[08:05:38] Also, you better be getting challenged your brothers. It's just about me like

[08:05:43] Got like 25 days. Wait. Okay. We'd seen remember you remember your match history

[08:05:48] Yeah

[08:05:49] Wait, can you see my screen chair? Yeah. Yeah, this is mine

[08:05:55] Damn, they're actually good, huh?

[08:05:58] Wow.

[08:05:59] We ignored this game though, okay?

[08:06:01] Alright.

[08:06:02] But yeah.

[08:06:03] It's like we're getting somewhere.

[08:06:05] Alright buddy, I see you.

[08:06:07] Alright guys, I'm gonna catch you tomorrow, bro.

[08:06:09] Alright, have a good night, bro. I'll see ya.

[08:06:11] Have a good night.

[08:06:13] Alright.

[08:06:14] Nice! Okay!

[08:06:17] Guys, I'm gonna be honest.

[08:06:19] Good progress today.

[08:06:21] Genuinely good progress.

[08:06:23] like it's at a point right now where the fact that he's seeing his mistakes in

[08:06:29] the vodka I think is actually insanely good like genuinely insanely good but

[08:06:36] he's okay getting somewhere he doesn't know you saw up the counts yes he does

[08:06:42] I told him about it I look at yourselves like I sometimes you have to but a

[08:06:48] squirrel feminine prime Dutch seven the bits please explain them target by all

[08:06:52] Oh, we already did that, nice.

[08:06:53] And then Connor, they're in two months.

[08:06:55] Kat's are there in 10 months.

[08:06:56] Jung, Zipper, Devine, they're in the primes.

[08:06:58] Dermal, they're in two months, welcome back.

[08:07:00] Soda and Elise, and Lonely, they're in the primes.

[08:07:04] Nix, they're in three months, welcome back.

[08:07:06] Asa, they're in the subfield, they're in 36 months.

[08:07:09] Thank you, buddy, I appreciate it.

[08:07:13] All right.

[08:07:14] My name's Jinx, the community.

[08:07:17] I think it's gonna be May 11th,

[08:07:18] but you have to DM him on Twitter.

[08:07:21] and jubius uh... allium uh... wrecks and i can't have a promise like them

[08:07:26] do not uh... not a cancel will do that tomorrow i think tomorrow that the

[08:07:30] times

[08:07:31] and uh... progression of the prime cota seventy months

[08:07:34] charlie uh... pickle panda club are seven subs even though the prime

[08:07:38] i mean for nine months three kins smoke uh... lower than the primes on the

[08:07:42] house and i'm the prime

[08:07:44] uh... shark and eleven months

[08:07:46] man of the man there's a boom there in two months

[08:07:48] Scatters like show soul ticket them in the primes of Lena there in the but so so

[08:07:53] Nameless and primed late there in two months case in a melon farmer sloth and JD them in the primes and

[08:07:59] Culture they were 15 months. Oh my thank you and torbsie and a seven the promise. Welcome. Thank you guys

[08:08:04] All right. Let's do guys and a quack there in promise. Welcome. Thank you

[08:08:11] So what's good guys what's good? I

[08:08:13] Just show us how hard is for newcomer to four yonder Salma comes in because there's so many

[08:08:17] You know, I'm gonna be honest guys. Can I be honest with you for a second here?

[08:08:22] Can I be honest with you guys for a second about something and a JCP then four on some luck? Thank you

[08:08:28] It's also been something for me as well where coaching Jinxie

[08:08:32] I've also kind of like relearn the whole process of being a league player because like when you've been playing the game for years

[08:08:38] So many things for you are automatic that you don't even think about them

[08:08:41] You know like right clicking the minimap while you walk joining while you walk, right?

[08:08:45] things that control leveling up like level up timers and it's like the

[08:08:49] concept of like a new player saying there and having turned off fresh and it's

[08:08:53] almost like hard to explain it you know because like you have to sit there and

[08:08:57] it's almost like unlearning how to walk so you can teach someone else how to

[08:09:03] but now it's time to get done let's go and serious and ping seven of the

[08:09:08] primes and compete them in the prime as well and hurry up the sevens and one

[08:09:12] So back. Thank you. And uh,

[08:09:15] Fry1G and Jeredid there in the prime sky, I'm there in prime as well. Thank you guys.

[08:09:21] Should make a way so you can see all the character names so it knows who to jump on.

[08:09:25] It's an already like that though, because it already like hides all names, no?

[08:09:31] I'm pretty sure it is.

[08:09:32] Oh, you guys, I literally haven't eaten all day, so I'm just gonna mute Mike.

[08:09:35] Let me, let me just eat for like one minute, and then afterwards, full game informative coming. You ready? Give me a sec.

[08:09:42] you

[08:10:12] you

[08:10:42] All right, let's go guys. We're getting out. I'm ready. Who's ready? Chad, I'm ready to

[08:10:49] learn. Who here is ready to learn the intricacies of jungle? Is anybody here ready? Were you

[08:11:00] eating? Laura made pasta with salad. And now Har Har, they're in the sub-alchemy. I'm

[08:11:08] So it's all okay. Thank you guys. All right, let's go

[08:11:14] I have to untest nice rooms

[08:11:21] Why the fuck would you tell me oh my?

[08:11:28] Okay guys, um, so I have bad news

[08:11:31] This game would have been very easy to win, if I would have had the right runes, but it

[08:11:38] turns out that I actually took the wrong runes.

[08:11:41] So I had the mastery runes on Hekram this game.

[08:11:48] You forgot your runes, yeah.

[08:11:50] You know, it might have been better for us than I realized, but it's okay.

[08:11:52] The good news is that if you're a good jungler, you can always win even if your runes setup

[08:11:55] is bad.

[08:11:57] Wow.

[08:11:59] Wow, that's gonna be a bit of a rough one, guys.

[08:12:06] But I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna be a bit of a rough one.

[08:12:13] Okay, so we know that Rengar's top, so he would never be able to get to the blue in time,

[08:12:18] so nobody's gonna be starting on his blue.

[08:12:20] So that means it's gonna be top to bottom for Claire from him.

[08:12:26] Jesus, but it's okay, we can still win, we can still win.

[08:12:29] It's still a freebie

[08:12:33] I'm down mags and I'm welcome. Thank you

[08:12:40] Okay, so now we're just gonna play for the grump and then afterwards we're gonna look on the wolves

[08:12:44] So now we just play for the gromp and then afterwards we'll look on the rest of clear.

[08:13:02] So as we can see mid lane is kind of like even and our bot is already losing.

[08:13:07] Wow, that's terrible.

[08:13:09] But I mean it should still be fine.

[08:13:11] Like our bot is going to come back later and maybe they'll be able to push it out in time when I get there.

[08:13:15] So there's a chance that even though they die, that they still get priority.

[08:13:18] So I'm not going to fully chalk the idea of us winning bot.

[08:13:21] So I'm going to play for the red and then afterwards I'm going to look on the crab.

[08:13:43] So I'm going to tell my team to like shove so it can be on there.

[08:13:45] Cause like everyone is like relatively full HP bot side at least.

[08:13:49] not made but bought some and a shot shot there in probably welcome thank you

[08:14:00] okay so reason why I decided to smite the red there is just because like I want

[08:14:05] to get to this crab on like a better timer

[08:14:10] okay so Morgana is like shoved under lane so it should be a free double crab

[08:14:15] opportunity now. That's what it looks like to me.

[08:14:33] Perfect.

[08:14:35] with the little termos insane! what? nice. okay so now we can reset and get our items

[08:14:48] yeah i'm definitely going to play for a training force though because if i'm going to be like

[08:14:53] auto attacking a lot this game then i might as well just play around that

[08:15:02] Okay so now we're going to look on the Scuttle Crab and then after Scuttle Crab we play on the top to bottom clear.

[08:15:13] He's going to be here late so we're fine.

[08:15:19] So I'm going to auto this Scrying Orb over here so we can see if he walks up and he doesn't so we're good.

[08:15:24] So now we're going to do some play for the top to bottom and we'll also look on the dragon.

[08:15:40] And the giant there, I'm going to try to welcome him.

[08:15:49] Thank you.

[08:15:50] Okay, so now we're going to do some play for the wolves and after the wolves we're going

[08:15:52] look on the the ropters here Jesus

[08:16:06] okay so we're gonna plan the ropters down then afterwards there'll be Krugs

[08:16:10] into dragon I won't be level six off the Krugs but I do get off the dragon so we

[08:16:14] should okay well Jinx he continues he got probably other things so I think so

[08:16:21] And I am going to welcome back. Thank you. Now it actually is. Like Loki when all losing

[08:16:30] this one. I really want to look on this dragon fight. So this one I'm going to play for

[08:16:41] this is because your Morgana's always are we serious

[08:16:56] well okay so Rengar is recalling but what is he even recalling for what none of

[08:17:04] his topside cams up and oh okay sure

[08:17:11] Oh shit!

[08:17:13] Wait 5 seconds, 9 to 5 seconds, I appreciate it.

[08:17:18] Thank you.

[08:17:30] Nice.

[08:17:33] Alright, let's do it guys.

[08:17:35] So now we can do this, we can just recall and then play on the top to botc there.

[08:17:38] I have the wrong runes this game, but it looks like it might actually be a free one. So we're gonna get

[08:17:49] Jesus Christ, holy fuck guys. How many people are subbing?

[08:17:54] I know you should not they're in the prime and smash and so it's all intact there in premise all thank you guys

[08:18:02] Okay, so we lost a boob up, but we can look for the top debauch here

[08:18:05] He's like with the top to bot he's gonna be delayed on his clear since he invaded me which means I just get crab for free

[08:18:22] All right, you got into variety you have a lot of potential I would down to every down to

[08:18:30] I'm just like no I think legal over because I wanted to challenge it

[08:18:33] But then once you get a child and I'm down to like a certain like segments and as I was there in the promise law

[08:18:38] Thank you. I

[08:18:40] Also, I'm gonna be competing in the Warcraft 3 tournaments

[08:18:43] And like I think a week now that grubby's gonna be hosting

[08:18:49] And the X school there in the promise law and see that there in nine months as well. Thank you guys

[08:18:55] Yeah, well, it's good and chicky there in the prime. Welcome. Thank you

[08:18:58] So what we're gonna do is we're gonna finish the Krags and after the Krags we look on the red

[08:19:04] and then we're gonna play on crab and insect bot side raid.

[08:19:06] Jesus Christ. I'll get it on guys, I'll thank you all after the game okay?

[08:19:13] Cuz like I just wanted to sit here and make sure that we actually get a one.

[08:19:16] What is the sprangler I've been doing?

[08:19:42] The sprangler spot?

[08:19:45] She's probably gonna ult me, but if I just like back off...

[08:19:53] Oh no.

[08:19:57] Uhhh...

[08:19:59] Okay, that was actually fucking horrible. That's my bad.

[08:20:02] I thought I could have like... No, that's just my fault.

[08:20:08] Okay, so we're gonna get the Triforce and afterwards I'll build towards Merch Shreds.

[08:20:11] Because I need to Nasty.

[08:20:15] Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the mid-gank.

[08:20:24] And then we could also maybe look on Grubbs too, honestly.

[08:20:32] Unless we can just kill this.

[08:20:33] Oh, fuck, fuck, it's all mad.

[08:20:34] Okay, so we'll play on this now.

[08:20:35] Okay, so we'll play on this now.

[08:20:36] Fuck, fuck it, it's all mad.

[08:20:38] Okay, so we'll play on this now.

[08:20:46] Okay, so guys, the risk here, what?

[08:20:56] Wait, what the fuck?

[08:20:59] Oh.

[08:21:00] Wow that's my bad. I don't think that Morgana would just like be there instantly, my fault.

[08:21:13] Can I see if we can maybe look on the top gangfun?

[08:21:17] Yeah it looks like it could actually be very very good for us.

[08:21:24] Now the next time I'm playing on it's definitely gonna be this dragon though

[08:21:42] Are you serious?

[08:21:44] Okay, so I guess we're gonna have to play for our wolves and clear all the way down.

[08:21:58] Okay, so I'm gonna play for the wolves and yeah, then after we just keep looking.

[08:22:09] I think the rebellion saw us pretty well though, so maybe I can even look for a gank mid.

[08:22:13] He would have to play for the wave, but I doubt he would.

[08:22:16] I don't think he's that stupid.

[08:22:22] Okay, so now the risk is that Rengar might just insta-play for Crodd.

[08:22:25] I don't think I'm showing that to him anymore.

[08:22:37] I need a dodge for Q.

[08:22:39] So, our best play right now would be if we just played on this here, so we're going to

[08:22:45] have to wait until our down is like in mine, and then afterwards we look with numbers,

[08:22:48] this can be a 4-4.

[08:22:51] Okay, so now what we have to do is we have to look on this drag.

[08:23:05] Oh my fucking god.

[08:23:15] Wait, did I get it now?

[08:23:26] Okay, nice.

[08:23:29] I mean like, honestly that could have been worse, but I know that sounds insane to say

[08:23:38] but I genuinely mean it.

[08:23:42] Like real shit guys that actually could have been worse, I think it's fine.

[08:23:46] Cause like, we got the dragon right and then we get a shutdown that's worth like the value

[08:23:51] of two kills so it's like we're down, we lost turns gold for a shutdown, or for a dragon.

[08:23:58] Okay, so now we're going to play for the top to bottom, and then we're getting...

[08:24:28] I thought I've had ult and I would've been down to actually fight but without ult I feel

[08:24:53] like it's just fucked.

[08:24:55] Unless my top winner comes, hold on.

[08:24:59] I'm gonna get invaded by Rengar here.

[08:25:04] Oh god.

[08:25:07] Guys, I'm gonna be honest, this is a bit of a fucking rough one.

[08:25:17] Like, fuck me.

[08:25:23] Like fuck me Tyler one viewer migration. What's up chat wait all the time one refugees here cuz he went off

[08:25:33] All the T1 refugees rope

[08:25:38] All right, I think we're enough to look for the

[08:25:42] Like the red crugs

[08:25:47] I'm gonna push even play for like around one second

[08:25:50] I don't think it's a bad call to be honest, especially cause I was forcing it on Murkhtrad's

[08:26:01] anyways.

[08:26:03] Really dude?

[08:26:05] I'm not like...

[08:26:10] really dude I'm gonna like you know it's actually insane to think but I swear most

[08:26:28] the times I die in my jungle, it's not into the enemy junglers.

[08:26:47] Now I'm getting a lot of the time that I die in my jungle.

[08:26:50] It's just like people invading me that I'm in the jungle.

[08:26:58] We don't have to play on this Rift held on.

[08:27:11] Any chance that we can just look on this Herald?

[08:27:13] No, I'm just set again.

[08:27:16] Did he just ult on my gromp or on the herald?

[08:27:36] It's one of the two.

[08:27:44] TF is dead though. What if we just set up Dragon?

[08:27:49] I guess we could maybe even get both.

[08:27:51] Like Rengar doesn't have all Tata's even enter the fights without her.

[08:28:08] Okay so now we get the Herald and then afterwards we book towards mid.

[08:28:14] Okay, well, that's unfortunate.

[08:28:39] Who voted no?

[08:28:47] That's all I'm gonna say.

[08:28:54] I wonder if they'd be able to maybe look on the clog zone.

[08:29:09] Okay, so now we're going to play for the blue and then afterwards we'll see what else we can do.

[08:29:21] Yeah, there's really not a play though.

[08:29:24] I don't care what walk up here so I could look for some men.

[08:29:43] Oh no, she actually did walk up.

[08:29:48] Nice.

[08:29:49] Okay, so we actually managed to get another kill, perfect.

[08:29:57] So what we're going to do is we're going to look on the ground, but again the issue is

[08:30:01] that what if the Morgana and the Aesol just invade me here, oh my shit.

[08:30:06] I guess we better just have to sit here and hope that they don't, because if they do then

[08:30:09] I would just die.

[08:30:10] I was saying Baskin over the wall

[08:30:22] Okay guys, I'm not kidding we could actually be winning this one. Like it's not a joke I genuinely think we can

[08:30:40] Okay, I mean like we've been better fodder gods than the kill but I'll take it anyways.

[08:30:59] I think everyone just ice here.

[08:31:01] Like real talk.

[08:31:02] Wait.

[08:31:03] Oh my god, wait.

[08:31:04] Wait.

[08:31:06] Oh my god wait.

[08:31:08] Oh my god wait!

[08:31:10] I mean when I said everyone dies here

[08:31:12] I meant the enemy team though

[08:31:14] I just want to set up for the record

[08:31:16] I gotta literally just predict the future

[08:31:34] One, okay, so I don't think there's any camps up here, but we could get the top cap.

[08:31:52] I'm just going to wait right here.

[08:32:22] If she wants to get those four chests, she'll walk up.

[08:32:28] See?

[08:32:30] Okay.

[08:32:32] Cool.

[08:32:34] Well, that is extremely fucking cancer.

[08:32:40] The fact that the Rekhans didn't break the Morgannas' spell shield with his abilities really will fuck everything.

[08:32:51] cause like then she lived and then just made everything go so bad

[08:32:57] you know what I'm gonna try something insane

[08:32:59] I'm gonna try something insane but it might work

[08:33:02] if this works I'm the fucking king of League of Legends

[08:33:07] oh

[08:33:16] oh it didn't work

[08:33:21] I'm probably gonna die no matter what here so why not at least like choose one camp before I do the nuts show

[08:33:31] Even then like listen we're gonna lose that dragon no matter what right like we're not strong enough to contest it

[08:33:36] So I said I should jerk them off for long enough that now we get some time

[08:33:44] I said just what is

[08:33:51] I guess we could even maybe look on the crugs here.

[08:34:21] I'm just gonna end up playing for like a box of top clear now and then we'll see if we

[08:34:37] maybe even look on the blue buff

[08:34:47] like Krog's into ropters and blammin which will be fine

[08:34:52] login you can win

[08:34:55] i'll have to see what we can get done here

[08:35:07] I'm gonna get the gromp and then after we can look on this top wave and then we should

[08:35:35] begin. Like now playing on this it should actually be the same for us. Because we just

[08:35:49] get the top wave and then afterwards we get the the bulbs.

[08:35:53] All right guys, Sterex is in our inventory now, so next time what are we thinking?

[08:36:08] I don't mind doing endless hunger for even more tenacity and damage.

[08:36:23] this game's not looking great but I don't know I don't think it's lost at all

[08:36:32] because I mean the comp is okay but they're twisted if they top kind of just like ruins their entire

[08:36:36] comp

[08:36:47] nice

[08:36:48] Oh, wow. Okay, so we get flashed on by the Morgana and the kill and flash away from us.

[08:37:10] I mean, that's actually not the worst though.

[08:37:13] Do you know if you're picking the players for a team or is Jinxie finding people?

[08:37:20] So the team captains are all going to be iron players.

[08:37:24] I saw some Jinxies sat on the stream, so I'm going to be getting drafted.

[08:37:30] That's why I'm just hoping that Jinxie gets a chance to get me on this team.

[08:37:34] I don't care who I play with, I just want to get him on my team, but I'm good.

[08:37:39] We need to take our synergy into fucking battle together, bro.

[08:37:56] All right.

[08:38:09] Okay, so we'll do now also play on the the wolves and then we'll save it maybe turn the dragon to

[08:38:31] Oh no

[08:38:35] I'm gonna push this way about in case they like play for an M now

[08:38:39] Yeah, I mean, there's like nothing I can do except just like push mud I mean, I was actually

[08:39:04] able to somehow sell wow okay that's actually really good for us I guess

[08:39:23] nice

[08:39:26] Twisted fate has set a rolling soul set to bar now.

[08:39:31] Well they have insane numbers at Vantage bro.

[08:39:34] And...

[08:39:36] Fuck.

[08:39:40] Oh, wow.

[08:39:42] Okay, well I guess they were there in time.

[08:39:47] I think my killin' is 100% dead here though, nice.

[08:39:50] Why is Wenger dead too?

[08:39:55] Why is Jhinx's summon happening?

[08:40:01] The first thing is on Monday, May 11th.

[08:40:06] I had to push Shown to the Dawn Slime Shown?

[08:40:08] Yeah, he probably will.

[08:40:50] Okay, so now we get our M.L.S.Hunger and then I guess you get to also maybe look on Baron

[08:41:00] or something.

[08:41:01] Yeah, you know, just 5 min, 5 min.

[08:41:05] 5 min and just try to fight before the Aurelion gets his ult off.

[08:41:10] Oh, you guys are so shit.

[08:41:12] Guys, are we fucking serious?

[08:41:45] You know and sometimes just have to hit him with the wall

[08:41:53] It's like Loki that came we just had to hit everyone with the fucking wall, bro

[08:41:58] But I think it's just one of those situations where it's just like a wall, you know, I mean

[08:42:02] Have you guys ever been there before?

[08:42:05] Like Loki there's like nothing else to say besides just like a wall like well

[08:42:15] And a mental job there at the Erwin-Lonso market. Thank you. What a sad game. I was more

[08:42:29] gone than the fuck is that build. You know what it's like. It's like out of the wrong

[08:42:42] fucking rooms

[08:42:43] you know what i mean

[08:42:45] it's like after a rock rooms

[08:42:47] and it's like you're sitting here

[08:42:52] and you're asking what that build was

[08:42:54] but then it's like my 80c band

[08:42:56] hechrim

[08:42:57] because i didn't have it, do you know what i mean?

[08:43:05] you know what i mean?

[08:43:09] it's like then this fucking asshole is batting my shit too

[08:43:14] alright well let me just get lost pic

[08:43:17] I need to throw some stuff on my desk

[08:43:19] guys do you want me to hit a mastery game

[08:43:22] for the spirit of jingxi yesterday?

[08:43:39] you

[08:44:09] all right guys i cleared my desk let's see what we can do

[08:44:29] Oh, wow, you just know how to get out of all of here.

[08:44:35] What the fuck do I even want to play then?

[08:44:45] I don't know what I'm gonna do.

[08:44:53] Bro, I actually really need a pistol. I'm like genuinely fucked.

[08:44:59] I'm so fucked god damn it one sec

[08:45:29] All right, guys, who's there for the kindred here?

[08:45:57] are you guys here for it?

[08:46:05] and uh... kody from the sub welcome thank you

[08:46:07] alright so kindre game

[08:46:09] and uh... famously there in the prime welcome

[08:46:11] thank you guys

[08:46:15] uh...

[08:46:20] i don't want to clear words about this game

[08:46:23] Let's give everyone most of the action, is for sure.

[08:46:37] Okay, so now we're just playing this.

[08:46:46] And that's worked out and probably welcome.

[08:46:47] Thank you.

[08:46:53] Okay, so they're just gonna play for the top to one we should be getting

[08:47:02] But I can't remember when the last time I played Kindred was

[08:47:06] I wonder how good I'm gonna be on her nowadays since I haven't like touched her in a very

[08:47:10] long time

[08:47:11] Alright, so now we're going to play on the Raptors, and after the Raptors we're going

[08:47:25] to look on the bot side.

[08:47:28] I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm just going to go back to the game and I'm

[08:47:44] going to go back to the game.

[08:47:45] touch in a very long time.

[08:48:02] So now we're going to look on the blue one and after blue I'm going to play on the

[08:48:06] Play on the bot gank or the bot crab even.

[08:48:21] I didn't use my arrows wasted.

[08:48:25] Okay so now we just finished the gromp and then after gromp it's on the bot crab.

[08:48:29] Please mark spawn bot, please mark spawn bot.

[08:48:33] Nice! Okay we got the mark perfect.

[08:48:36] Okay.

[08:49:06] Right well, I guess we got her flash

[08:49:10] I'm gonna be honest. I sure just have my military die like

[08:49:14] What should we blow up on henshin nowadays does that one ought to build this

[08:49:26] Training force into axe optics

[08:49:31] Okay, so now we're gonna do something and play for the I guess like just thought top to boss

[08:49:36] Like there's nothing for me to do toplens so I'm not gonna bother trying anything.

[08:49:41] Maybe I can even try something med she has no flash.

[08:49:51] Is it pink or brown? I don't know.

[08:49:56] I'm gonna be honest I know exactly where you were mentally to ask me that question.

[08:50:06] Yeah, I don't really think that there's a possibility for me to look at it right now.

[08:50:15] Because if I go in, then she can just reflect the Annie Sun anyways, so it's kind of like

[08:50:20] hard.

[08:50:21] But I'm known to chat after a while because I'm gonna have a significant amount of time.

[08:50:31] What are you doing?

[08:50:41] what are you doing?

[08:50:55] go

[08:51:11] So, how the fuck does that even go out bad?

[08:51:20] Oh, it's fine.

[08:51:27] I feel like it's paying, shut up.

[08:51:29] I don't know how I'm going to type.

[08:51:37] Like my onion, I don't know.

[08:51:39] i just have to go met again

[08:51:55] now he is a genuine retard

[08:51:57] well okay like let me explain to you guys are new to the game what the anne

[08:52:00] actually did okay

[08:52:02] so every four abilities anne's next abilities stunts okay

[08:52:06] now has an ability

[08:52:08] that if you use it against her,

[08:52:10] if you use anything against her, it gets reflected.

[08:52:13] So if you use a skill shot, it gets sent back to you.

[08:52:16] So the Annie, she has two abilities in her kit

[08:52:21] that don't reflect too.

[08:52:24] The W and the R, but even the W kind of reflects too.

[08:52:28] So it's only really the R.

[08:52:30] And if she stuns the Mel with her R,

[08:52:34] then the Mel just dies.

[08:52:36] but the Annie actually used her stun on an ability that can be reflected

[08:52:41] so she had the reflect sent back to her and she died then suddenly

[08:52:46] like it's a retardship, like it's an ironically retardship, there's no other way to explain it besides just retardship, like...

[08:52:53] How is that even diamond?

[08:53:06] Well, I mean like anyone can get here nowadays.

[08:53:08] I was unfortunate as it is to say though.

[08:53:18] But it's okay, listen, at the end of the day it just means I never knew play around here again

[08:53:21] again and I let it go 0 and 10 and I play for the rest of my team.

[08:53:27] That's all it means.

[08:53:33] Like first time I could still give up the bet in front of the doubt but not anymore.

[08:53:36] Like now I'm the asshole if I actually like trust her.

[08:53:51] which sucks because like in 90 mid lane you should want a gank for that because it should

[08:54:01] be the first gang summer

[08:54:08] I

[08:54:28] Was found the crap, you know

[08:54:34] I don't want to look on dive on smaller so I'm actually gonna use my

[08:54:38] my ship here

[08:54:55] oh no

[08:55:02] well that fucking sucks

[08:55:38] Hey guys, so we're gonna have to do now is we have to play for our top to bottom focus and after as we look on dragon one minute

[08:55:46] What a genuinely fucking hard cancer game

[08:56:08] So I'm seeing Gang flamed in all chat by the enemy team when both of my dots... whatever.

[08:56:37] I'm just going to put on this and afterwards I'll just like back off look on the grumb

[08:57:07] I'm going to be honest, it's a little bit of a rough one right now.

[08:57:37] All right, come on, and ask us something.

[08:58:07] Alright, so look on the crugs now and then after that I'll put it on another shot.

[08:58:30] Alright, guys, I'm going to be honest, this one is looking insanely hard for us to win

[08:58:40] right now.

[08:58:41] I mean, when I say insanely hard, I mean it's like very impossible.

[08:58:51] I guess we could just find this one after it's all kind of gone.

[08:59:47] It's a literal diamond 4 level animon trick.

[08:59:56] But so I'm gonna show you guys how to replay after this game.

[08:59:58] Like I wanna show you exactly the play where I knew that this would be a fucked up game.

[09:00:09] It's Jober?

[09:00:10] Yeah, it's on my P.

[09:00:17] Maybe I could just like clear towards top this game. Maybe I could go south something.

[09:00:47] Okay, sure.

[09:00:54] All right, so next time we'll just plan the...

[09:01:07] Alright, so next item we'll just play on the Hexoptix.

[09:01:37] All right, so probably most of them have flourish again.

[09:02:07] Maybe we can actually even look on, like, stopping them here, but not only is it possible.

[09:02:17] I don't think we have any to do anything with this game.

[09:02:27] like we're not gonna win any fights anymore you know what I mean

[09:02:46] What's your current LP? Right now we're at 0.

[09:02:52] Currently at 0.

[09:03:02] Where's the toxic nonsense I was promised?

[09:03:06] I mean dude, it's like the promise that when you're flaming people and you're not in shamer mode, they kind of really take you serious.

[09:03:13] because I'm just like how I'm making a share my money

[09:03:20] I need chance to look on this year

[09:03:43] Yeah, if I didn't fuck up my kill with the wall there, that could have actually been

[09:03:50] good.

[09:03:51] But I don't know if we can, oh nice, okay, so they actually got one, hacky.

[09:03:59] Alright, see what we need done.

[09:04:18] Surprise here on the high end of the minimap, but I've played the way so it makes it so

[09:04:20] you don't need to hide your minimap.

[09:04:29] So next mark I'm assuming that easily killable champion is like Niko out of all of them

[09:04:36] I said we're not one of their times

[09:04:59] Well, now there's a TP coming here too.

[09:05:24] I've never seen anyone in a game with Kendred, yeah but it's like, dude it's so like, when

[09:05:49] When you guys see the replay of this game, you're gonna understand.

[09:05:53] It's just genuinely such an unfortunate incident.

[09:05:59] It's just genuinely such an unfortunate fucking incident.

[09:06:19] I wonder if we're actually able to kill this guy here, let me mark him.

[09:06:36] No.

[09:06:37] Oh.

[09:06:38] Nice!

[09:06:39] Okay.

[09:06:40] Nice! Okay, that's 4th mark, we're a huge amount.

[09:06:49] Guys, do you think it's reasonable? Yes, you know.

[09:06:52] Okay, we're only 17 kills down.

[09:06:57] Could be worse.

[09:07:03] Could be worse.

[09:07:05] Could be 18 kills down.

[09:07:08] Oh we actually already team kills down. Oh wow okay that's crazy.

[09:07:32] It's not winnable, you don't need to.

[09:07:38] Give me up some night on here and try this.

[09:08:08] Where is Ashi right?

[09:08:15] Our Oran's upgraded 0 items even though he can upgrade 2 of our teammates' items right

[09:08:19] now.

[09:08:20] Where is Ashi?

[09:08:21] He's saying he's Ashi right.

[09:08:38] We never win this game without chimes like in build serpents though.

[09:09:00] Miss actually looks okay though.

[09:09:08] well i got a thousand gold though, okay so with a thousand gold shite i just got ldr probably

[09:09:21] how's it dot them all?

[09:09:24] okay guys, check me out, okay check me out, check me out, check me out

[09:09:27] so what we're going to do now is

[09:09:32] we play on this and we have a chance

[09:09:38] like if we look for a fighter that might actually be an angle

[09:10:08] Oh, alright guys, are we on the same page for once this game?

[09:10:28] so

[09:10:42] is hecarim your crutch?

[09:10:48] tell me if you guys are watching

[09:10:58] So here, I mean, there's really not much else to say besides my anecdote.

[09:11:27] gets hit by a root, and then literally just dies.

[09:11:33] Like, I guess I could have left her to die,

[09:11:36] but I came in here, and I was like, wait,

[09:11:38] if she's going to be here in this position,

[09:11:40] then surely the Mal has no flash, right?

[09:11:47] But yeah, that was just fun.

[09:11:49] Because then I got flash on my mind, Dada.

[09:11:50] OK, cool.

[09:11:53] Now, that wasn't the thing.

[09:11:55] is like anything in happened early game right like it was a lucky she was over

[09:11:59] pushing gets up I root shit happens right now the insane part is here so

[09:12:05] guys mouse w right now reflects projectiles from enemy champions you

[09:12:12] guys see this right anybody above diamond that is an enemy in one trick has

[09:12:17] played against mom before right like Shirley okay so Annie's all to the way

[09:12:23] works is that she spawns a bear around a target area. So if you want to guarantee

[09:12:31] that your Sun lands on an enemy target, what ability do you guys think we should

[09:12:37] use as our stun ability? It's very simple, right? Obviously you're alt, right? Obviously if you want a

[09:12:46] Sunday I meet then use your alt right guys I thought so too but what happens is

[09:12:53] that my Annie sees that I'm waiting for a gang right she says I'm waiting for a

[09:12:57] gang she uses her slendability and she does this so now Annie's Q is coming up

[09:13:08] in one second and we know that the Mel has no flash

[09:13:13] surely the best sequence over here right is going to be that she waits for a

[09:13:19] cue to be up in one second presses Q and then uses Alt for the guaranteed Sun

[09:13:24] right everyone like guys surely right like surely this is happening right

[09:13:31] So, she throws out her Q and then in the middle of her Q presses R. Now what happens is that

[09:13:51] when Annie presses R, she now gets the 4 stacks.

[09:13:57] So what ability is actually going to stun the mouth here?

[09:14:01] The chew, right?

[09:14:04] So mouth doesn't get stunned, the ani gets rooted into a stun, and now I'm just fucking

[09:14:10] dead.

[09:14:11] I don't know, it is what it is, at the end of the day what do you want me to say, right?

[09:14:26] I just sucked because in a game like that there's literally nothing going on

[09:14:34] because the enemy like the two top laners are topping tanks and then they

[09:14:38] have a shun right so the balling is also like stalemated so it's like the only

[09:14:42] thing you can really do is shit around mid for the most part I'm like the shit

[09:14:46] like for playing around mid we're playing for diamond for any that doesn't

[09:14:49] our abilities work so so I guess the only real play that would have been like I

[09:14:54] I just literally fight nothing, or like I clear the ward stopper again.

[09:14:58] Well, I guess I should just always clear the ward shut-lines.

[09:15:01] I'm just for pedophiles.

[09:15:09] Well, do you guys remember when I told Jinxie that people jerk off to the champs they mean?

[09:15:14] You guys remember that?

[09:15:17] That's just what it is.

[09:15:23] here all we have to say. Who didn't play his anion? I don't talk about it, dude. So we

[09:15:39] don't talk about it, dude. You know what I mean? That show is actually horrendous.

[09:15:53] It's okay, because listen, the good news is that at least this game we got Hecarim, right?

[09:16:03] So we're probably going to enjoy our time here.

[09:16:05] Now the reason why I'm saying probably is because I'm thinking of nothing.

[09:16:17] Everything can always happen.

[09:16:27] Is I about to exist in a big 2026?

[09:16:29] Well I think that guy had 1.9 gots in.

[09:16:47] second

[09:17:03] You know it's so insane because it feels like people will always invade you when you've already had the most like tilting games ever

[09:17:08] You know I'm talking about like you're gonna sit there and you're gonna be like damn

[09:17:11] I really want to just like fucking absolutely go fucking ballistic and lose my fucking mind

[09:17:15] And then it's like the next game. You're just gonna get level one invaded and then you're just saying they're like wow

[09:17:21] Are we fucking serious like?

[09:17:23] It almost feels like there's a little like a little rider behind it like every single monitor and every single game

[09:17:28] Let's play and then you can sit on no one you're tilting. He's like alright guys. It's time to send it in. You know what I mean?

[09:17:39] Dude if I get cops on by the vaguer here

[09:18:15] Is this like real?

[09:18:36] Thank you.

[09:19:06] Alright guys, I need to blast some music right now, I need Rocky to talk to me in my ears.

[09:20:06] you

[09:20:36] you

[09:21:06] you

[09:21:36] you

[09:22:06] all right guys I'm getting up all right let's sit up so I'm playing for the

[09:22:21] Krugs and after Krugs I'll come to red I

[09:22:27] enough to read maybe we could find a play on barcrab actually

[09:22:33] immediate assumption is that Graves looks for a top gank

[09:23:03] Okay, so now we get this and now we should be getting...

[09:23:21] I think I'll actually look for a botgank here, they're really low.

[09:24:03] I don't know what to do with it.

[09:24:20] Alright, nice. Well, the good news is now the fact that this grave is getting shown until it's me.

[09:24:24] Because I already know for a fact that he's having ha ha ha, but there's no smile on his face right now.

[09:24:29] It's like it's just pretending to laugh like we both know that he's not we all know he's

[09:24:37] is not

[09:24:47] so i'm just going to play for the bots to the top and then we should be getting

[09:24:54] Wow, okay, we need a flame for that, too.

[09:25:05] Nice.

[09:25:06] We need a flame for everything it does, everything.

[09:25:17] But you guys know how you guys act when you hate watch streamers?

[09:25:23] needs to be also at the graves right now

[09:25:53] But I'm not gonna lie, our Kled's a little bit fucking clueless, like he literally has ult here.

[09:25:57] But if you're like, someone told Kled gets here, maybe there's a chance of getting actually one.

[09:26:01] They're gonna be on this, on this, on this, come.

[09:26:03] Like the Graves, he's emotional, he wants to stay and bait me on every camp, he's a fucking loser.

[09:26:09] Come.

[09:26:18] I mean if I just reset, I'm pretty sure I got my item, right?

[09:26:23] I know we can just play for a bot with my ult out of base.

[09:26:29] Is this solo carry at us?

[09:26:36] Alright guys, ult this up.

[09:26:42] Wait.

[09:26:56] I'd pre-operate here.

[09:27:12] So, first.

[09:27:42] Okay, so now we can look for the top slide and we should be good.

[09:28:10] Snow just played Raptors and it's like red, Crog's not gonna get him.

[09:28:20] He's kind of fucking serious.

[09:28:25] I'm in the show bro.

[09:28:29] He should be on this here.

[09:28:40] I think Moku would play for our bot side here though, like my top laner is still really

[09:28:50] fucking selects.

[09:29:00] And uh, carekeep there in the prime, Moku.

[09:29:02] Thank you.

[09:29:33] I mean, that's just like really sad

[09:29:36] My back's missed all time and my ulcer got there late

[09:29:43] We're doubling enough to pound the dragon next subject of them

[09:29:56] It just sucks is like really all that boils down to like bex missing all the back signs out there

[09:30:01] We should go to now these three kills

[09:30:03] I should play on this one.

[09:30:13] Nice.

[09:30:14] Alright, so now I guess bot's a top and a drag, or hell I mean.

[09:31:00] We're never gonna lose that health here.

[09:31:08] I don't think it's that bad honestly.

[09:31:28] i was going to try to get 3 Qs soxer

[09:31:43] that was so hard

[09:31:50] ooo wait a second nice that's fucking insane for us

[09:31:55] Fuck me

[09:31:58] You know what if they're both together though, it's chill, but I can't come back in

[09:32:12] I'd love if we could actually fight this dragon by thing if we go for it right now, we were just on a blind

[09:32:25] Okay, we just have this whole problem and then afterwards maybe there's a chance of the answer

[09:32:46] It just sucks cuz like I kind of walk into my own fucking jungle

[09:33:02] Like guys isn't that bokeh kind of fucking crazy like I was just walking into my own

[09:33:13] jungle cuz the enemy support is zoning me

[09:33:14] Oh wow.

[09:33:21] Uh.

[09:33:28] Well, that's fucking insanely huge.

[09:33:38] I guess I could just play for my top 7 after we look at Misa and Getsurobus.

[09:34:00] This kid is so f**king cringe.

[09:34:04] Like what a genuinely f**king cringe Rites already must be.

[09:34:08] You can just tell someone got fucking bullied and picked on their whole life just by how

[09:34:11] they play in League.

[09:34:12] I swear to god.

[09:34:14] Like, it's unironically people just like taking out their childhood on others.

[09:34:18] I'm not in my trolling.

[09:34:19] Like, the guy sits here and probably from the time he was like 11 years old, he was getting

[09:34:23] his head swirled into the fucking toilet.

[09:34:26] So now what does he do?

[09:34:27] He locks in the chamber that can invade and he just does it every time it's possible.

[09:34:30] Like, alright dude, hopefully it allows you to get over your trauma, you know, like, like

[09:34:36] genuinely.

[09:34:37] I was free to get over your trauma, dude.

[09:34:45] Where's even played through mid-share?

[09:35:02] Alright, nice, cool bro.

[09:35:04] I can't even walk through the river, or I'll say I club-saw him by the enemy top laner, and if I go through the ground I get club-sawed by the enemy top support and their jungler.

[09:35:13] Can't wait for this one.

[09:35:26] You're typing out the Graves all game? Yeah, because I got antagonized by his gameplay, that's why.

[09:35:31] would you ever get mad at a guy that stabs someone that fucking pulled a gun on him first nope

[09:35:38] All right, so we can't find anything here, but my wrapper's up in like 8-3, but I'm not...

[09:36:04] should go for his blue. I'm gonna go for his blue and he's gonna apply pillow just teleport

[09:36:46] Not up.

[09:36:48] Okay.

[09:36:50] The thing is, he's not showing on the map though, so that's what worries me.

[09:36:54] I'll get some new shows there.

[09:36:58] I

[09:37:12] Not bad actually when I'm all actually one of them

[09:37:17] All my fucking God, it's one of them

[09:37:28] I'm just back off and I'm going to tell them the Krugs reset.

[09:37:41] I have a huge item to spike at me.

[09:37:45] Looks wonderful now, now it actually is.

[09:37:49] Like I'm telling you Assassin's Creed reset has been really good for me.

[09:37:52] That's why I'm like, guys, can I tell you what I'm so mad about recently?

[09:37:55] It feels like every night the league games are just so fucking my cancer quality.

[09:38:00] Like every night.

[09:38:01] Like the days go great, it goes amazing, vibes are good, jinxing coaching happens, vibes

[09:38:05] are great, we're happy.

[09:38:07] And then it's like the late night league starts and it's like fuck.

[09:38:13] It's like fuck dude.

[09:38:25] I

[09:38:40] Now I'm your fucking shit and counts might for shit boy counts might for shit kind of fuck for shit

[09:38:46] That's the reason why his girlfriend's coming to getting railed by the Albanian Gardner

[09:38:50] not kidding guys I have insider sources that are telling us what's going on right now

[09:39:02] oh this is huge

[09:39:06] hey oh am I just that yeah I mean I got ignited it was paid away nice

[09:39:17] I don't think we'd lose the game off that because Cludd lives, but now it's pretty

[09:39:26] horrible.

[09:39:27] Yeah, that's awesome. Welcome. Thank you.

[09:39:45] Okay, we could get the shogun here and then next item after shogun. Oh, wow.

[09:39:57] play this jungle max game

[09:40:07] it's like there's a guy that wants to not be homeless and he was an accountant his whole life

[09:40:12] so then as he's like getting a little bit of money from passersby

[09:40:16] and he gets like job offers you tell him dude can you please like become a clown

[09:40:22] But it's like you could become an accountant by your time to become a fucking clown, dude

[09:40:27] And it's like why would you ever tell him that?

[09:40:46] All right, let's hear him play for this song

[09:40:52] Yo, Kled, how about just grouping Metamun and just alting us into their team?

[09:41:02] I got to talk, that would be so much fun.

[09:41:12] isn't that sense insane here? that's the item I was considering getting next

[09:41:26] the only reason I was hesitating a tiny bit though is because the ground match

[09:41:30] when your team gets aced and then your god that's been carrying the game says

[09:41:51] I might have trolled

[09:41:53] what's like what the fuck

[09:42:02] no

[09:42:05] okay

[09:42:14] uh, perhaps this game, right?

[09:42:21] What's 24 versus 26 mean top right?

[09:42:27] It's how many kills do you team as?

[09:42:29] So the enemy team has 24 kills, we have 26.

[09:42:51] is there only though we could like play for some kind of fight or something?

[09:43:20] fucking trash bro. Nice. Did you guys see how I killed the brown with the r there? Like

[09:43:38] my r damage without actually getting sent over the wall? It's because hecrum r does

[09:43:42] damage along the whole line, but he only teleports to where you curse her. So there I knew the

[09:43:46] down was low enough that if I just ulted him without actually teleporting on him I

[09:43:51] kill him and then I don't have to die to the turrets. It's like it's a very rare

[09:43:57] hacker mechanic for you to unlock but it's like in the games where it like

[09:44:01] works it looks so cool.

[09:44:16] I'm really hoping this works out on the logo.

[09:44:40] You know what, if you can live whatever, if you can live whatever, like they're not

[09:44:43] You can be able to end. They don't have a way for it.

[09:44:48] That sucks.

[09:44:50] We got too greedy. That's my fault.

[09:44:52] And Flow stayed and BrutBot there and then it subs like him.

[09:44:55] Thank you.

[09:45:02] No, no, no. Touch you. You have to heal, bro.

[09:45:05] Touch? What the fuck?

[09:45:11] now he just sold no he legit just sold but he legit just sold

[09:45:23] oh no she just fucking sold dude what the fuck okay I lost I'm lucky

[09:46:11] I want to shut the fuck up.

[09:46:19] Oh my god, we actually held.

[09:46:23] Holy shit, we actually fucking held. We actually held. We actually held. We actually held. We actually held.

[09:46:30] We're trying to bro. We're trying to

[09:46:40] We guys be honest for all the jinx of yours since I'm like the coach playing solo queue

[09:46:46] Does it feel like having like the unc basketball coach playing on the court?

[09:46:51] Like is that how it feels for you guys? Like like the unks on the court?

[09:47:25] Yes, I'm FAL, I'm Russian.

[09:47:32] Guys, we really have to get this election on the calmness, let's go.

[09:48:15] I'm sorry.

[09:48:22] I'm sorry.

[09:48:29] I'm sorry.

[09:48:36] I'm sorry.

[09:48:41] Nice!

[09:48:42] Go.

[09:48:43] go

[09:48:51] go

[09:48:59] I'm not going to lie to you, that's actually a good fit, that's a good fit.

[09:49:29] you

[09:49:59] I

[09:50:13] Wow, I really don't think that would happen

[09:50:16] Full transparency

[09:50:17] I generally thought from the bottom of my heart that my clad was gonna use this out there and then he kind of just like didn't

[09:50:24] And then it's like it went really fucking bad

[09:50:29] What's up, which one?

[09:50:38] Okay, Kled, just commit with team and alt-n.

[09:50:45] That's all you have to do, dude.

[09:50:50] Legit.

[09:50:51] Dude, that vagar, your R goes through his E.

[09:50:56] Okay, I go, but did he actually not know that there's only to know that right like

[09:51:06] I thought that's actually crazy if you don't know that

[09:51:26] Oh wait no not halting like that though no no no what the fuck no halting like that though

[09:51:40] Oh, I might have just fucking run crazed though. I might have just run fucking crazed though.

[09:51:56] I'm not kidding. I might have just run fucking crazed though.

[09:51:58] Okay, I might have asked you to save his fucking shitty play.

[09:52:05] Nice.

[09:53:05] that's my team 1 to recall oh wait randuin's is fucking huge the same i didn't want to

[09:53:28] buy this item i want to get a salax but i just realized randuin's would actually be really

[09:53:31] crazy versus oh wow wow wow wow wow good fucking bye holy fucking undiscovered genius

[09:53:40] Let's see.

[09:53:59] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

[09:54:10] Oh my god.

[09:54:16] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

[09:54:36] What?

[09:54:40] I

[09:55:00] Twitch I want to bind your twitch shot. Let's go bang for you guys

[09:55:04] I would ever listen to this. I'll keep the song and it's 20 seconds off. There might

[09:55:13] be a fight when the job happens. No! No, bro, no, bro. Oh, fucking retards.

[09:55:31] I think that's one.

[09:56:31] Yeah, I think it's back up, it's fine.

[09:57:31] Oh no.

[09:57:38] Oh my god.

[09:57:45] Oh my god.

[09:57:54] Come on, I will fucking banger for you guys.

[09:59:15] We have the elder.

[09:59:45] wait what the fuck is this? why did the Vex just type that?

[09:59:59] anyways wow oh my god we could not ask for a better game to end it off on guys I'm gonna

[10:00:04] be honest we could not ask for a better game to end the stream off on wow level 1 invaded

[10:00:10] and she's highest damage on the fucking board 20 kills and a vex that said for some reason

[10:00:17] I inspire him to be racist can't ask for more than that.

[10:00:25] Now there isn't any there isn't any but anyways guys listen banger banger banger she's super

[10:00:31] happy without ones okay I want to thank us all so much for everything say for all the

[10:00:36] follow us on watching, thank you, the subs, the gift subs, the resubs, everything like that.

[10:00:40] Again, this board recently has been incredible, so genuinely truly thank you guys all so much for that.

[10:00:46] I feel surreal, you know, it's a blessing.

[10:00:51] So anyways, tomorrow is going to be a little bit of a juicer, so tomorrow it's going to be more solo queue,

[10:00:59] and then after the solo queue, we'll be some jinxing coaching into more solo queue.

[10:01:05] some time in the next few days I'm also going to be playing in a Warcraft 3

[10:01:11] tournament hosted by Grubby featuring other shimmers like Tyler1 and stuff so

[10:01:16] I'm probably also gonna start practicing a little bit on shim soon and also

[10:01:23] getting coaching from Grubby so not sure exactly when that's gonna happen but

[10:01:27] in the next few days for sure. But again, Jesus, what the fuck is this guy spamming?

[10:01:37] But again, I want to thank all of you again so much for everything today. Really, really

[10:01:42] does mean a lot. I'm Jed back there in prime. And if you guys all have a great rest of the

[10:01:46] night, and I will see you guys all