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Thank you.
How is everybody doing today and
Meggy they're in the five months on Mac. Thank you. I'll come back
All right guys, that's good. What is good, bro? I'm not even lying to you guys guys
Everyone's gonna have to listen to me. I went to bed last night. I guess what time?
I want you guys to guess where I know what time I went to bed at.
I want you guys to guess right now what time I went to bed at.
If you have to take a wild guess, what time I said.
Well, if I told you guys I'm not even joking when I say I went to bed at 5 in the morning.
Literally 5 AM.
Because the thing is, after my stream last night, oh fuck, I went to bed at 5 in
the morning.
Literally 5 AM.
night
Chilled for a bit
Oh wait, I think these gummies are expired. Oh these are horrible. Oh god
I'm gonna die. Okay, by the way, so I'm actually lost tonight. I
Go I chill for a bit whatever
After I chill for a bit. I was practicing my warcraft for the warcraft 3 tournament. We're playing in the off-stream belt
And it was literally like three in the morning, and I was sitting there practicing that until like 4 a.m. Or some shit
So it's like dude. I swear to God like every day recently has even bad times of like 4 a.m.
Very like four to five in the morning every day. So like actually fucked up
Hey, don't just came out today as gay and they rejected me. Okay, so funny. Sorry about that actually
I'll tell you guys it's funny so I'm gonna get into the league, okay?
At one point, I'm in my last year of high school.
And I'm playing Minecraft with two of my friends, right?
So one of my friends gets off and he says, I'm gonna go to sleep now.
So then the other guy that's in call says, dude, it's really gay that he got offline.
And I was like oh, I mean yeah sure I guess whatever and he's like you know what fuck it tomorrow
I'm gonna go to school, and I'm gonna start a rumor that he's gay
So my friend goes to school the next day
So it's spreading a rumor that the other guy was gay, and then it gets to a point where everybody's
congratulating him and like
saying that they're proud of him for like coming out and then what and he didn't
just stop there right because then afterwards I was like dude wait what the
fuck is going on but then the guy that initially spread the rumor ended up
going to the gay guy in the class and my other friend dude it was it was a shit
show yeah he got rejected it's like the gay dude rejected him like the actual
game to reject them so it's crazy.
Well, all right, but guys, listen.
Is everybody right for some League of Legends?
Say who's right for it.
Some League of Legends into GenC coaching into League of Legends.
I think it could be a little bit of a juicer, honestly.
It's a good face rush.
It's a good cabin.
A hamburger.
It's a crib.
Sub-Zander.
Meese.
Now lock him then from welcome. Thank you
Yo, it's good taz. I'm chillin brah. I'm chillin brah
I'm chillin brah. I'm chillin brah. Every day is a blessing nowadays and
I'm not gonna turn the three months in advance. Thank you, bro. Appreciate that. I never played League but I've
What is it? I'm not playing League of Legends, but recently I've been liking what I see is it worth getting into in 2026
Well it depends listen as long as you're sitting there and as long as you're like enjoying it
Right, and you're having fun then it's always worth it, you know
That's like always the bottom line
It's like if you're gonna have fun with it if you're gonna like enjoy it if you're gonna want to play it
Then that's all really takes for you to sit there until I actually get it done, you know
All right, so that's here
When you play for the top to block here, we need to get done
Alright, so we're going to play for the rest of the grump, and then after the grump we're
going to look on the wolves.
Grump wolves, we play for the rest of the bot side, and we should be getting...
Okay.
So now we're going to just play from the wall to the sun and we'll look on the box and
we'll begin.
Do you have to get a challenger with a Jynx attorney since we're eight challengers?
No, because the thing is, listen, if you're somebody that's like, hey challenger recently,
it doesn't mean you need to be a challenger now just for you to qualify as a challenger,
you know?
Because it's not going to be a thing where it's like, oh, there's only eight challengers
allowed but then you're also a lot of masters like when Jinxie says that it's eight challengers
my assumption is that there aren't going to be anyone above like masters outside of that
you know it's like it's all part of the same kind of like group it's good dragon so that's
why it's like you don't need a head challenger but as long as you're like as long as you
have this skill level you know what I mean
everyone look on this
many is my uh ghost here stop stop stop stop stop stop this is my kill
nice that's one I need chance for two I need chance for two
now if Lily is bot side it's a bit fucked up for me
But I'm guessing that she cleared towards stop because she's not here.
So you bear challenge for her to start, man.
Uh, yeah, I will be.
How do you attack without selecting with the mouse?
It's a setting called the attack move click and I bind mine to space bar.
So essentially every time that I press space bar, it like does an auto attack.
And I can't bear the problem and I don't bear a sub welcome. Thank you guys
The hunt has got big out of nowhere thanks to JNC
You know what it's like. Okay. Let me give you an example. Let me give you an example
Imagine you have a penis, okay, and this penis one day it was able to get to 20 inches long, right?
Because you're there with your wife, you love your wife and she's sitting there and you're
saying that you have a 20 inch dick.
But then I want you to imagine you die or your wife dies, okay?
So now it's like you're on your own, okay?
And your 20 inch penis now becomes three inches, right?
But then one day a cloning machine comes along and somebody that's exactly like your
your wife with her consciousness and mentality reborn into it gets inserted into that clone
and then it's like you sit there and you're able to get a fucking fat erection again.
Does that make sense?
It's like Jinxie got me hard again.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, yeah I know, it's been crazy.
The last week has been like absolutely unreal and that Rupert Core in there is so welcome. Thank you
Some gave us a nine minutes. Wow. I have I think we're getting you bought it
Like normally at this point like once like 1.5k is like normal, but if it's sent came into prying you bought it today
Is the thing is that there are a ton of like obviously you guys know like view botting has been a very big
conversation on Twitch recently and Twitch does nothing about it so unfortunately for streamers like sometimes random people can just like
You bought you and there's only can really do about it. You like you just have you bought it
And a technique every 30 months in advance is all thank you
Can give yours. Yeah, but it's there just to be bought
You're gay for Jinx. You got it. I am
Listen, I'm gonna say is it mean Jinx win the locker room together, bro? Crazy shit with
start happening. I'm gonna say this could be good. I'm just worried that the the
cast and also this one then kills in something. Yeah, that's just for them. Like
it was like it could be good but now it's just bad. You gotta add revenue when
you get viewbotted, now you don't get anything. Well, it's something you don't
get anything. You get higher on the directory, right? So that's the reason
why so many streamers do viewbot is because like on Twitch, the only way
for you to be discovered is one of two ways. It's either one through
collapse right or two through the directory right so people are bouncing
so the thing is that right now it's like someone decides that they're gonna
view bot me so what ends up happening right I'll show you guys so it ends up
happening is now when you look at the League of Legends section on the number
one right so it's like anybody looking for League of Legends like oh wow this
guy's 11 and kid yours it's going on and that's the reason why it's like
It's crazy too because Amazon is literally the one that even sells the viewbotting service. It's your AWS, right?
So like Amazon sells the viewbotting service. They make money off of the viewbotters, right? Because it's all with their code, right?
And it's supposed to be against which TOS. It's fucking retarded.
Like, which just needs to make it so like all this shit can't like be done anymore, right?
Because then it's just shitty because then you're going to have people that they just
randomly get bothered like what's happening to me now right?
So 8K people are Indian bots?
Well it's not necessarily like Indian bots, it's one of the things of like it's like
just like fake viewers essentially right?
They want investors to see big viewers, yeah.
Because like the reason why, I'll tell you guys the crazy thing, the real reason why Twitch
doesn't care about viewbotting and they don't enforce any like actions against it or try
to like crack down on the sites that offer it is because they actually profit off of
the fact that viewbotting is a thing.
So what I mean by that is that Twitch, right, is going to sit there and they'll
be able to say hey look how many people use Twitch our platform isn't dying we're
doing great decisions and then daddy Amazon is like oh yeah cool they still
get advertisers on the chilling right so it's kind of like in the same way that
viewbotting is something that streamers do to like fraud their numbers so they
can appeal to sponsors twitch does it as well so they can fraud to
advertisers right so that's the reason why like they don't even want to fix
said for them it's just a net positive right.
All right let's even look on bot here because the Lillia just got grubs which
means that there's a good chance that some bot side cams are up for us. Perfect.
What's even the point of fake viewers? Again it's just that you're higher up
on the directory.
But isn't just that you're higher up on the, oh that's so funny, I fucked up, it's not
just that you're higher up on the directory, it's also because people viewbot, because
if you viewbot, then there's a higher chance that CloudChase was one to collaborate with
you, right?
Because if you're sitting then you have like 10K viewers, right, versus 1K, well now
All of a sudden the mainstream streamers are gonna think you're like hot shit. So like oh my god, dude
Like I gotta get a collab with this guy, bro, you know
So it's kind of like fake it so you make it, you know
I view botting I'm getting you bought it. I'm getting you bought it. I've never done. I've never
You bought myself ever because for me my view count is like a reflection of how much people enjoy my streams, right?
so
The thing is that since the reflection of how much people enjoy my streams
Viewbotting for me is like a bit shitty
When it happens to me because it's almost like I can't really tell like how much have people enjoying the content
Right because like my beard count for me as a reflection of like how good the content is
It's good Jack
So that's the reason why it's just like for me, it's I've never done it before
Right
But it doesn't mean that there aren't people that do it, you know because we're gonna be some people
It's like they have these like you bought in websites and they'll just you bought people randomly to be like see look our shit works
So then other people that want to view bought do it for them
Kind of like JD well think about that think about jinx is I think jinx is one of the few streamers
That's like really high up there that doesn't you bought at all like I'm telling you he really doesn't
Like I can tell because it's like the chat engagement how big he is off platform
Anyone when he like raids me you know or when we like do stuff together
Just like the natural progression of like the amount of people out like see it like his cultural relevancy is huge
Right, but then you're gonna have other people where it's like they could have like
Similar view counts as Jin see, but it's like they're nowhere near as like
As I don't want to say mainstream or more so like
Culturally relevant I guess is a better term
Is there any time we can play for this?
This could be good?
NICE!
Wait what?
Yeah I don't know anyone.
I know a man, so I'm fine, welcome.
Thank you.
Jinx has 90k subs without a every doing a sub phone. And that's what I'm saying like for him
It's like and like listen no glaze
But it genuinely is like insane because I remember that when Jinx see
When Jinx he first start getting like insane viewer numbers
Everyone was like wait who's Jinx see because it was like he didn't have to collab with anybody
He didn't have to network. He didn't have to do anything
It was just like the guy was they're just so entertaining and so good at what he did that it's like people just recognize that they fucked with them
They wanted to see it, you know, but it's like everybody else
Right to a certain extent they have to like go around and do all the different stuff and Prim it was really just like
All right, let's even play on this crap and then afterwards we can look for a folk there
This human friends with isn't viewbotting, but everyone else is.
Well, I'm not saying everybody else is, but I'm saying that viewbotting is definitely a
huge thing nowadays, for sure. Like it's easy to tell like, okay, I'll give you an example,
right? So when Jinx see raids me, right? This is the easiest like way he's rated me twice,
Okay, do you see normally has like what 35 40 40 k viewers whatever it is the rates are always gonna be around let's say
30,000 or something and then afterwards like 30 minutes later
You can see there's a natural progression slowly downwards of like your account dips and shit
And the thing is that when it comes to like the natural progression
That's how you can tell it's like authentic
Whereas like sometimes tumors that do you bought and they'll do like razor stuff
You'll see that it's just like sudden drop-offs or that their raids are gonna be like a thousand viewers when their actual viewer count is 3,000
Like it's very common nowadays. I'm telling you guys it's like one more common than people think
All right, so now we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the
uh, bot side? I think it's like a free gank here, honestly. Oh yeah.
Wow. Dude, the mechanics are a lowkey kind of fucking insane.
Oh my god, that's fucking huge.
I thought that's why you view botting bro
Dude, it's not me and this is why I'm saying this is like the most cancer thing about it
Is that anybody can do it to you and it's like, you know, there's there's nothing you do about it
Why don't we use this can because the best one
But normally you're gonna see like typically the thing about view bosses are gonna last like a certain like amount of hours
And then they stop so
Like we're gonna have an inflated beer counter for I would think maybe the first hour or two of the shimsame
And then afterwards it'll go back to like normal
You bought number 124 pouring for duty. All right guys. How many of you guys have you bought?
Let me know right now. It's like one if you're real viewer two if you're a viewbot. Let's see it
It's like how many authentic beers we have right now
To both I
Amazon doesn't care about VBots because most of them are on the AWS network.
Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Like they don't give a shit.
High-Visors getting bothered as well?
like I tell you it's some dude that I've been like I did it some guy that
say no he's like all right time to get it get a get out everyone that's like
Joe Jinx he did like what the fuck the movie if you're butting me on the high
by his bro what the fuck is this
as a man i was a book victims
and uh... they can never before years like back thank you bro and uh... for
their department
thank you
i don't know if you play for the uh... top of all it's gonna get
Why do people randomly viewbot streamers?
Well, it's one of three reasons.
So the first one is either because it's a streamer
that someone likes, and they think that the streamer wants
that, so they viewbot them as a present, which no streamer
really likes it, for the most part.
Or it's because they hate a streamer,
and they want to be like, oh yeah,
let me make everyone think this guy viewbots.
Or it's because it's a service service themselves
wanting to test out if they're working.
The one who was saying how you can remove it if you restart your stream, yeah, but I'm not
going to reset my stream just to remove it, you know, it's like, because at the end of
the day, it doesn't like change anything about the viewer experience.
It just makes it shitty for me that I have to like sit there and not know now if people
are actually like fucking with the stream today, because like, I can't know, right?
Because the fucking, it's getting bothered.
Because as a human, normally every day, especially when you're getting traction or when things
are going well for you, it's fun when you can see things go up or go down.
Because it's like, oh, this is good, this isn't, my energy day is good or it's not,
you know?
And it can allow you to react accordingly.
But when you've got view-bodied, it's like that whole feedback system is done.
It's like having sex, but the person you're having sex with is like they never moan
or do anything.
They're just like laying there, you know, so it's like you don't even know if they're nutting
You don't even know if they're fucking like if they're enjoying it like you're just saying you're like well
What the fuck dude like I have no feedback. That's what it's like streaming with no viewer count
All right fucking with the shins I am not a bot. Sorry, Maddie. We're good then I
I gave you a shout out on my MySpace story so that maybe that's why I have so many views.
Oh!
Okay, that could actually be that, low key.
Okay, so now we're just going to play on the wrappers and then we'll look at the rest
Hey, so will Challengers only play Supporter?
Can they play their main roles in the Jynxc tournament?
No, I think it's just going to be Supporter from what Jynxc was saying, which I think
is better that way.
Because one of the reasons why in the past League of Legends tournaments have been really
boring is because it's just a bunch of Challengers sitting down and carrying the
games.
I think there was a show match that was done years ago, and at one point Double
So Lyft was on a team with like four gold players and he was literally just running around
the map, dropping 50 kills a game as Twitch.
And it's like, wow, double if the challenger player can drop 50 kills against like Silver's,
you know, like, who's gonna sit there and be like, yeah, dude, that's like crazy.
So that's why the good thing about like the way that Jinx's tournament is gonna unroll
is that it's gonna be that the challenger players literally cannot carry because they're
playing an enchanter support.
And I'm also gonna give Jinx a list of characters that I think would be too broken
like for example karma is a champion that I think we're not gonna allow you
know what I mean or that I'll tell Jinx that I don't think should be allowed
because like karma is a champion that can like solo carry fights so really
will just be like and Chandra supports that can like carry through damage at
all like like they have to really sit there and be victims of their team
That's every single one of the AT&T tournaments, yeah and it's just like unfun to watch, like
who wants to see that?
Like oh a bunch of nubes are playing cool, oh but the challenger players are all playing
their main role, main champions, oh okay cool so I guess they're just gonna win,
yeah.
Dude, this fucking sucks.
But why are we just like never grouped?
When is the tournament?
It's going to be on Monday, but I'm not sure if it's only a one day thing or if it's multiple
day things.
We're going to have to see what the phone on.
ViewBotting pushes you up on the lead categories so you gain more legit viewers.
Yeah exactly, like the thing is that it's like sad for me to say this but unironically if you're
not viewbotting in 2026 as a streamer you're behind right like because all the people that are
getting advantages like you're just not but the thing is that knowing that there are still people
right like me and like other and other streamers as well where it's like even knowing that we so
won't viewbot right sometimes we'll get viewbotted by random people at this site too but yeah it's
like it just sucks because it's a way of cheating the system that's unironically like the best
thing that you could do because there's like like realistically what's the
downside for viewbotting you know like there's really a downside so it's like
everyone that says something they don't care about cheating the system they're
gonna do it
all right why is my gun so but pushing like a fucking piece of shit I'm
this game is just over. Yeah, this gun is just fucking moron. It sucks. Like, he's
But pushing when the enemy is grouping 5 mid and we need them to be able to like silence and kill the cast in
Maybe those in group number just like a hundred percent gonna lose there's no way around it
Are you gonna coach in today, uh, yeah, whenever you guys on
High-wise is at 20k right now, getting view-botted also, yeah, I know, yeah, me and the high-wise.
All right, let's even play on the the blue and then after zoom look on the barn
Why is this piece of shit dude guys, I'm sorry, but we're gonna lose
like I'm sorry guys but we're legit gonna lose this game and I it sucks for me to
say this but there's nothing we can do about it. Our Garen is just refusing to
fucking group okay and then we're just not going on my engage yeah it's just
over. I'm lucky.
Ahhhh.
This is just a side game.
It's a side game because like, if we were a group that's 5, we would be able to win.
But because this guy just refuses to ever group, and the enemy has like, a guy that's gonna scale into infinity, it's...
impossible.
Yeah.
Garen has a sub player macro, I mean I just don't understand why he can't listen when
I'm literally typing out what he needs to do.
Like I'm telling this guy, hey, you're supposed to be pushing and suing us the game.
He's respawning and he's foot pushing it.
You know what I mean? It's like, what the fuck?
I mean, it's on mid's fault.
Like, she's saying how can Tobin mid me this guy, but it's on mid's fault, it's top lane.
Because the problem is that Urgot is grouping on every fight, so because of that, they're
just able to always have numbers, so obviously Kastin's going to get 30 kills in team fights.
Like, this is unironically literally just our top lane refusing to group that's
making it so that it's like a cascade effect that we're just counting on.
Look, like I'm literally getting chased and dying and this guy's like fucking clearing
the way.
Alright.
I'd honestly say Zonbubar is just popular now.
Wait, really?
Okay, every single person type 1 right now, and we're going to count every single person on types 1.
If it adds up to 13,000, then it means that we're actually like, not getting B-Botter on Sphere.
Oh my God
I'm seeing I'm seeing quite a lot of ones but I don't know if it adds up to 13,000 though to be fair
I'm gonna be honest guys. I don't know if it's if it's dying up to 13,000 right now
Start counting think right now we're at about 2,000. That's what I would say
All right, let's see if we can fight.
Well guys, the good news is that 27 minutes into the game when the enemy is fighting on
our Nexus, our Garen decided that now is the time that he's going to start grouping.
Perfect.
All right
Great game that was a banger to set the day off on do a poem a poll okay
Click yes, if you're a real viewer yes, no, I'm a view boss
Oh
He sent me a friend request can't wait to read this one. Are you guys ready?
Well, let's hear the answer say I
Think I'm genuinely curious like what what could you possibly even have to say?
That this one again a voice call with me. Maybe maybe I need to explain to them
One will do it over voice again
Join voice
Y'all just troll for before us. Oh my god
Yo
Hello, yo, I've got I've got news for you. Are you ready?
Yeah, bro, so normally I charge $500 an hour for coaching today
I'm gonna give you five minutes of my time for free. Are you ready?
You know you play versus me top lane before
You know, oh, oh what an okay?
So you beat a diamond for top laner so now you have a big
You got a top lane. How are you coaching me in macro top lane? It doesn't make sense. No because your brain bad
You know I've shit on you three times every time. Okay, so let me ask you a question
No, no, wait. Does LeBron James's coach have to be better than LeBron James at basketball
to tell him what to do on the field?
The thing is, you're not LeBron James.
No, no, but it's a simple question. Because maybe your brain isn't able to actually understand
comparisons, analogies, and stuff like that. So I'm just asking you a very simple question.
Does a coach of a professional team or of a professional player have to be better physically
on the field than the player, right?
What pros are you coaching?
You're coaching silver players, man.
What are you talking about?
Okay, so wait, are you genuinely just incapable of understanding comparisons then?
Like because if you are, then it's fine.
Like I can just talk it up as you have a learning disability.
That doesn't make sense though.
Because you're not a bronze band, you're not coaching a pro team, you're coaching
silver.
Okay, so wait, so wait, hold on, you have a learning disability then.
Because it has to be you have a learning disability if you don't understand the
point I'm trying to make.
You just didn't tell me because I'm telling you I'm a really good person like if you tell me I have a learning disability
I'll take it accordingly. Do you?
No, I do not okay perfect. So let's okay, so let's take it step by step. Okay analogy, okay, okay?
Let's take it step by step
So the reason why I'm asking you if a professional coach has to be better than a
Professional player in order to tell them what to do is because you're making the assumption, right?
that just because I wasn't able to get super high low on top lane or that you
shit on me and lane before that I don't have any idea conceptually about what
macro is when that couldn't be further from the truth right so the thing is
that I'm asking you right I'm asking you if a professional coach has to be
better than a player because in this case it relates because League of Legends is
micro and macro right and it's also obviously role scale so if I can have
a conceptual understanding of macro and where players should be right
Especially while the game is being played out and I don't think that you do but you're saying that because you're a higher
Evil than me on top lane that all of my opinions aren't valid then do you understand how crazy what you're saying is?
Okay, but the thing is no no, but like it's a yes or no
I answer my question answer my question just yes or no
I mean I see you the point that you're trying to get at but you see you agree with me
Okay, so wait hold on you see the point. I'm trying to get out. So you're saying you have points
You have points. They're just retarded. That's that's what it is
Okay, so my points are retarded perfect. All right, let's open up the replay ready
So you can open the replay on your own right because I don't want to add you on discord
I don't feel like like having a having you on my friends list
So what we're gonna do right is we're gonna look around
Let's see where the game starts going really bad
hmm, I
Don't even know like I'm literally like 10 and oh and well of course
You don't know because you're clueless all you do is you walk top lane you fucking brain dead head towers
And then your laner has more impact like do you want to see something right now? Look at 18 minutes. Are you ready?
Okay, I'm on 18 minutes. Okay, you're five and one and me or God is one five and one right?
Yeah, this is the one thing I will give you this is my fault. I will actually give you that
I didn't think you guys needed my help
Because you we were really far ahead and I didn't think you all needed me and so I didn't click my tp
I took a full tier 2 tower. I was like I'm gonna grab a whole tier 2
It should be fine there ahead and then you guys lose the fight
Wait, I mean this way hold on hold on this one individual fight has no bearing at all and what I'm trying to get at
What I'm trying to get is
No, but like okay look we're gonna just okay go on 17 minutes 45 seconds
Put it on 8 at speed and watch what you do for the entire game literally
You walk toplane, you recall, you walk toplane, you clear waves, you clear waves, right?
You die, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, dude, like, bro, bro, bro, it's not about, it's not about whether or not you have TP.
It's the fact that you spent an entire, like half of the segment of the game just running down lanes, like that's all you would do.
do you would never understand that has a purpose though right like I am I'm
creating pressure and no I mean I think it's great but listen listen yeah but no
I guess I'm not right and we were yeah no listen I agree with you when the enemy
team has hardened gauge right when they have hardened gauge to like Lillia that
can land her E or cast and that can alter on flanks or Seraphine that can
stop fights without I also think that we should learn not die when the
The enemy Ergot is always making the game 5v4 because you're farming Raptors and you're
doing random shit, little side quests around the entire map.
I also agree with you that we should just not die, right?
Like I think that's a great-
They're 1v4 the entire game, by the way, and all you guys had to do was not fight,
but you get caught mid lane and all die.
Like how was that my fault, bro?
You never grouped a single time, like even at 21 minutes the game is still winnable.
All you have to do is group.
You literally just seem pressed the B button one time.
Group with the team and we win.
If you're a top laner, you see Baron's up, you see your bot wave is fucked up, it's like
close to your tower, right?
I walk to Baron here!
You wanna- No, you have teleport!
That's why you're fucking Emerald top lane, bro!
You're supposed to go top lane, take your waves and then teleport if there's a fight.
That is all you're supposed to do.
Okay!
Alright, alright, alright, alright!
We'll look, listen, listen, listen.
Alright, alright Mr. Fucking Ego King, are you ready?
So at 21 minutes and 50 seconds, you said that you weren't bot because our wave was fucked
up, right?
I mean, it's not like, fuck, fuck, but it's definitely correct.
It's closer to our turret, correct?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, it's like, Marshal.
Cool, all right, nice, sick.
So, the enemy team, what champions do they have?
We're got Lillia, Cassadin, Caitlyn, Seraphine.
Okay, cool, nice, nice, you're doing great so far, I'm actually very proud of you.
So now what I want you to do is I want you to think about what does Cassadin do
as a champion?
Like I want you to conceptualize the idea that you're like a late-level cast, and what do you want to do in a team fight?
Like what's your objective in this game?
You just want to owe your carries.
Oh, exactly. Yeah.
Okay, so you're going to say that you're going to want to make plays, you're going to want to do crazier, right?
Like we're on the same page. This is amazing. Like what are you doing?
I'm very proud of you. Okay, cool.
So let's say there's an enemy champion that can silence you for 2.5 seconds,
and then he can ult you from half your health and insta-kill you with a true damage ultimate.
Right? Okay? Imagine-
Okay, so one thing he has-
No, no, no, no, no, no, listen.
Another thing he has Seraph's Embrace, and for another thing, the silence is one and a half seconds.
And also he's faster than me in general.
But keep going, keep going, then.
Okay, so what I'm saying is, right, is that as a casted in, you're probably very happy if that garen is pushing bot, right?
Because as a castedon, you're what?
Like, what is the kind of class of champ that you're playing?
You're playing, it's like a, it's a soft carry slash assassin.
Soft carry, perfect!
Nice, I'm liking that.
So, how fast, how fast do you think a castedon can kill a squishy
at 21 minutes into the game when he has three items?
How fast do you think?
Like, what would your prediction be?
Somewhat fast, but you also have to keep in mind
we have a Soraka on our team so that makes a big difference.
You think it makes a difference to have a Soraka when the Kassadin just ults on her and
kills her in one combo?
Okay, then I have a Azir, Thadkai, and a Hecarim.
This scenario that you're picturing is him just running into our team 1v4 and killing
everyone.
That's not how the game works.
Yeah, because that's how Kassadin plays the game.
Kassadin literally goes around, zooming around the map with a most...
If you know that though, if you know that, why are you fighting at the same
Listen, I agree with you.
21 minutes on the replay, you were fucking fighting.
21 minutes 50 seconds, you pushed out a wave bot, right?
Here you could rotate with the team.
The problem with your gameplay is that you're operating under the assumption
that the level 16 Cassadin with a 0.5 second alt
is not just going to traverse two screens away from you
in two seconds and one shot the entire team.
Like you are ridiculous. Yeah, I don't think my whole team is gonna get one shot and that's why you're diamond bro
Like listen, we're gonna look at your profile right now. Give me a second. Like I want you to understand. I'm ladder rank 5,000
Holy shit wait wait. Do you have a screenshot that ladder rank 5,000? Yes
Wait no no, but listen that's that's not it like can you also do me a favor?
I want you to go on LoloLytics and find out what your ladder rank on Garen is in NA2
Because imagine for one day you can even say rank 67 peak and they on Garen how fucking insane would that be?
Okay, I'm saying I'm not saying I'm a challenger player
I'm saying I'm good enough to shut you up and prove that you have no
I mean like clearly not because you don't understand that a cast and can literally engage from two screens away
And then just win the entire game and ask questions
So can I ask why we are fighting at Baron at 21 minutes 50 seconds?
Okay, I understand that Baron is a objective with a lot of pressure, but we do not need to be fighting it
We can be we can be grouping and we can be setting up for it
So Aaron is bot lane
We probably don't want to run in and die
No, and why do you do that because you're fucking boosted you're on stream not paying attention talking about some viewbotting bullshit
We're gonna get down like so so let's let's actually look at what you mean by me running up and dying
Are you ready? Are you ready?
There's like the visit so so let me just ask your question
Let me let me ask you a question
Let me ask your question
You think that the entire game should just be played around the fact that you're gonna split push and get nothing done
Cuz you're even weaker than the Urgot right now, so we should sit there. We should never contest
I think never fight anything way stronger than our god
I mean you're delusional then if you're actually saying that you realize this right that Urgot is three items with
Cleaver sterak's bud mail. No, you're not stronger than him. Are you deluded?
What, at 21 minutes?
Wait, no, but are you schizophrenic?
Like, dude, this one, I'm asking you, like, these are not flames.
I'm just genuinely asking, like, are you schizophrenic?
Do you have, like, learning disabilities?
Oh, can you play Garen?
I specifically built these items so I can easily 1v1 hergatt.
That's the whole point of what I'm building.
Yeah, but I mean, it's crazy that you unironically think
that at this point you win Scyling versus him.
Like, you don't...
I do!
Like, this is why I'm better than you at top lane.
It's because I know that.
Like, why do you think I shit on you top lane, man?
man. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, so I want you to look at 22 minutes and 4 seconds. Yeah.
So we're at a point right now where our entire team is fed, right? Who's fed on the enemy
team? Well, you guys fed the Urgot and the Cassadin. The rest of their team is
I mean, Lillian still has value in her team.
Who is the threat of the enemy team?
It's a simple question.
It's Kasadin.
It's literally just that.
Cool, cool.
Can Kasadin play a game if Garen can silence him and ultimate true damage if he ever
tries going in?
Okay, but the problem is I'm going to be honest, I'm about to end the call and
the reason why I'm going to end it is because you're doing what everyone does
as a League player.
where it's like, you're sitting there
and I'm asking you a simple question,
you're like, well, butt, butt, butt.
No, there's no butt.
Just answer.
Because your butts, right?
The only reason why you're saying
that you're throwing them out there
is because you know that your worldview is wrong.
If you're mid with the team right now
and the cast and ever ults in
and you can silence him
and then we can chain CC him and do damage him
because all of our champions are doing well.
The cast and guys instantly, their team falls apart.
Instead of what you do, Mr. Barak,
is you're just put pushing ball in
like a fucking retard going willy-nilly fucking hitting your minions having a
lotty-dotty-dotty time while you blame your team for dying because they have to
play a 4v5 for 10 minutes of this game okay I honestly think we're both like
we both have points like I just think you know we don't both have points no it's
like I'm telling you this guy is blue and you're telling me no it's not it's
fucking purple and then I'm like what no it's blue and you're like well when
the sunset hits the fucking 50th degree of the angle when you're
Looking at the sky from Iceland.
You act like I just like, I don't understand man.
Like this is not a simple enough game.
Yes, no I'm telling you, I'm telling you it's so simple.
It's so simple.
It's so simple.
They have one one fed champion on their team.
That's a severe threat.
And it's a Kassadin.
Your kit is the only one that can actually help us
deal with Kassadin.
You're split pushing and you're fighting minions.
That's the problem.
Boom, case closed.
Case closed.
I don't know man.
I don't know that's the reason why you're looking at shouldn't have fed for before it's like
They really might fall you guys lose every single four before I mean look listen this conversation is going to work
Expect you guys to lose every four before I do listen. I listen
Fuck if I do another challenge and I'm ever diamond for again. I'll see you again, buddy. Peace
Like guys
I
Am I am I fucking crazy
Like that there's no I'm crazy right this guy's sitting there
Split pushing bot lane when he's the only one that can help us do anything and he's saying and he's like well you guys shouldn't fight
Okay, so we shouldn't fight so we should just permanently let you split push ball lane when you're not even gonna be able to head
Turrets or anything and then we ever matches you and on top of it
If they don't match him, they send five, we're gonna get engaged on my cast and he's like, well, um, but like dude
Like it's fucking crazy. No
He mugged you hard not gonna lie. Yeah, honestly, honestly, I mean, I must I must
You're wrong not gonna lie
I can't believe I'm letting you guys rage bait me, because you guys are supposed to actually
be willing to listen to me, but I'll show you the situation again.
Are you ready?
We're going to look at the situation one more time for anybody that's still up in
the air.
The enemy team has a fed casted in, so any time that we ever try doing anything this
game our game is just fucked because I have a fed cast and right and he can
just do whatever he wants the garen is the sighting that he's gonna push
permanent and never group the garen thinks that his teleports right which
takes like three seconds to five seconds is enough time for us to live when
the cast and just one shots us in literally one second like I want you
guys to see how these fights actually play out are you watching so look your
blue side here right there's no one on vision correct we see Lillia we're backing
off cool right there's no non-vision okay now watch
So, why did this just happen?
Why did this happen?
Because we saw them walk up and we were off vision, right?
Why did this happen?
Well, it happened because they can engage from three screens away.
So, for anybody that's new to the game, let me show you how castling works, watch.
He walks up, okay, look at how he plays.
So now we have vision on him, right?
so he ults, he ults, he's teleporting three screens they line us up and now like
the game is just always lost and the thing is that now look at this look at
this we have the fucking the boy genius right the boy genius wonder that's like
oh wait my entire team is dying let me teleport look so I wanted to understand
that look when Garin teleports right he teleports when is he teleport now so
So he teleports now after the fight is already over and half of our team is dead, congrats dude.
Your teleport was really useful, it's really great that you did this shit.
You know it's like, the Garen needs to be with the team because if he's not cast and
can just do whatever he wants and then we always lose the game because we're at numbers
disadvantage because he's never grouped ever.
So it's like you're just game over, like there's unironically nothing to do.
Like we can't.
But at least he teleported, right? At least he teleported.
Like, I'm telling you guys, the problem with that game, it's very simple.
If they have a champion that can just engage, right? Like for example, an assassin, like let's say Talon, Kasadin,
I imagine they're going to have a Kali, right? Things like this, that can just like go in.
Then in games like that, you need to be grouped, especially if you're the only real tank, right?
And if you're the only guy that can actually help your team deal with the only fat assassin
Right
Should show another fight well every fight was the same every fight was just him never being grouped
Which eventually leads to the entire team like dying because we're getting gauge on by three screen from three screens away
That's every fight and then the Urgot's like smart enough to realize
Hey if this dipshit's gonna like perma fucking sideline then I'll just group and we have members advantage
right
like it feels like you guys know uh that one indiana jones scene
where he's like flipping the knife and like the guy has a machete and all the
shit he's going crazy and then indiana jones just flips out the gun and then
kills him that's unironically what it's like
like gavin singly's like oh yeah dude i'm gonna get the silent impression go
crazy and then our god's like well i just walk in it and i wouldn't
like him again okay well you guys know motherfucking total best
hacker in the world
Garen is insane in teamfights, but it's not just that Garen is insane in teamfights guys,
it's not that he's insane in teamfights.
It's the fact that he's the only champion on the team that can actually help us deal
with the only threat on the enemy team.
Like literally that's just what it is.
He is the only champion on our entire team that can actually help us deal with the
fucking the fight castin.
The only one.
And the only reason why the calcium got fed is why, because they had numbers advantage on every single play that they decided to go for, right?
Yeah.
So I just-
And Josh, K. Cho, Spencer, that one the Prime and stop saying it to one side. Max, Schmeter, Apollo, Mingo, that one the Prime is the stop.
I think he has. Kevill, that one the sub, Pickle, that one the Prime, and K. Cho, that one the Prime is the stop.
Thank you.
If Garen was with them, these flights would have been free as shit.
And that's what I'm saying. It's like, yeah.
Like if the Garen was let's say
Like imagine that game for example
They didn't have a cast in him, right and they would have had an instead of champion like
What's it was a good example?
Imagine would have had like a mouse a heart and it wants to matter right because yeah
You can slide in the devil you want but like when they can they have a fed cast and like you know you have to be there
But the thing is that he beat me on a toppling challenge
when I was like laning top lane against him so but because of that like
automatically everything I say is invalid it's like when am I supposed to
say dude like okay you beat me when I was playing a top lane challenge and I
was diamond for like I'm sorry I'm just wrong about everything now like the
guy just fucking ultramogs me because a lot of us
They're definitely going to have to back off here.
You're wrong if the casting is added in the first place.
You guys lost.
It's on the Garen of Framing.
You should have possibly played way harder early game.
I mean, you're just illusion all of them.
Like that's on and off for one of the craziest things I can ever say.
The Garen can insta-silence which allows for guess what happens while the cast is in silence.
He can be rooted by the desire or altered by me.
And then what happens if the casting gets changed and he saves you dies?
Because the Garen just half-out-ults from sheer damage.
And you're just solutionally don't understand all the game marks.
Which I mean, I don't blame you for, right?
Because the thing about me is I've played so many tens of thousands of games that
I've seen every single situation play out, literally every single one, right?
So like I can sit and be like yeah, they have a garen and we if we have a garen they have a casted in then that
Casting can unironically get fucked on like it could be free right, but then you're like well no it's just lost
Well, dude our top laner isn't a fucking casante. You know, he's not a mouth fight. He's a garen like
He's unironically specifically tailored to actually like function against champs like that
This game will be Nar's fault. It's not about it being anybody's fault. It's always Nar's
fault or it's always this guy's fault or that guy's fault. It's just the thing where obviously
that guy completely grieves. If you guys want to think that he's right about what he was saying,
then you can think about it. At the end, I can tell you guys the grass is green,
But if you want to tell me that it's yellow, then sure, I mean.
I can't force you to sit here and fall down and slay.
So now we're going to play for the Crocs and Uppers.
We'll look on the wrappers.
Rappers and we'd also come the wolves
What's jingsic ocean to me private later
I'm ill later. We'll see
The grass goes yellow before it dies. Yeah, and see that's exactly what I'm saying. It's like
They're always gonna be people. I will sit there and they'll always like like well, actually
this you know it's like like what I can do is I can so that I can tell you what I
think is objectively right which isn't even like a thought it's just like a
genuine truth and if you guys want something like oh okay well cool but if
not that is alright
you know what actually now I don't like that thought process I don't like that
thought process if any of you guys disagree with me and my League of
legends take from us game then I want you to privately DM me your address so we
can set up a real life fight and I can beat the fuck up out of everybody
disagreeing with me I think that's the only way we can actually do it genuinely
you know and I'll even make it so we make the fight more interesting and fun
by allowing me to use brass knuckles and you're only allowed using your
fists but in your fists you need to like wrap them in like wet paper type
One of you guys accept the deal
Who accepts the deal?
Mr.. Nice guy is no more not after the Alaskan
All right check this out here
All right, so we're gonna just gonna play for the blue and then afterwards we'll look
on the ground.
After that, we could even, like, reset and look on the drag team.
Jesus, sorry, everyone typed one, holy fuck.
But it's going to be me versus all chatters.
Yeah, this looks perfect.
Nice, very good.
We even recently looked on our boss entry, do you know?
We're going to think Jinx, he can realistically hit.
I think Anitta is as high as he sets his mind to, to be honest.
I'm going to be honest, we're getting our game view bodied today bro, so I think it's
a little interesting.
Adontas, why would you smite your laner's cannon, it doesn't help your credibility?
The thing is, I think I need to change my outlook on life.
The problem with me right now is that sometimes I try assessing things analytically, and the
problem of assessing things analytically is that people can sit there that are wrong,
but they think they're right, and they're going to sit there and try to make you feel
like you're the dumbass for disagreeing with them.
So I genuinely think that the only way that we can actually sit there and fix everything
is if from now on we start setting up a cult.
So I think what we're going to do from now on is we're going to structure it in a way
where we're going to call everyone who disagrees with us, subhumans that understand nothing,
and then the people that agree with us, we're going to call them equals that are deserving
of everything good in their lives.
And what this is going to do is it's going to allow us to make an echo chamber where
We don't even have to read the rage bait comments or everything like that because everyone wants to be a part of the gang
Does that make sense?
So chat type one if you guys want to be a part of the cough type two if you're gonna be a permanent outsider
Austra-sized outcast with no place or belonging
It's like what guys we got we ought to get we got to get some fucking uh, some ones or twos right now come on
Why do we all be barb randomly
Sometimes it's to test out services, other times it's to like, because they don't like
someone or other times because they like someone's friends.
Adonis, we should start sacrificing the next person that disagrees with us.
True.
That's the next step.
It's a bunch of wonder what we're going to do is we're going to start actually like
kidnapping everyone that disagrees with us and we're gonna sacrifice them
we're gonna tie them down to a chair
and make an iron four player play on their account for a hundred games
you know what we're gonna do? we're gonna make kadim the archbishop
of our cult
and the way it's gonna work is that if you disagree with us or if you're part of
the outsiders
then you get shot down to a chair and you watch
while kadim first times the zeer mid and lee sin jungle
on your account for a hundred games straight
as i think at this point that's the only way that we can actually set up a good uh...
a good work around
Any chance you look on those?
I mean, it's crazy how these guys are just lying to my jaw and giving cancer.
Too complex. Too complex. Too complex.
Like...
it's not something I'm not down for but it's like way later you know I mean like
we have a lot of things before that
oh man dude this game is so fucking counts too let's find them we can still
use the one this one but I think we're doing relatively well it's just shitty
because like the least stronger than I am early and he's like invading me to a
point where he's gonna just like keep it like maybe I'll need to go crazier
Jinx is one loss away from iron four wait what did he play off stream what
happened I don't think he ended off that low yesterday did he
I think what I'll probably do is, yeah, let's actually put it in there.
Jinx see why I peased out, or I'll see you guys later.
I'll see you guys later.
the jing-si waiting room is over
any chance of you
I'm actually going to come once more.
Oh, wow.
Oh, this is sad.
Wait, that was actually decent.
I'll let you make him type in the all chat. It's one of the most important qualities as a jungler.
Okay guys, so I'll teach you guys. So at least in the streamer mode, so it doesn't have dauntas, right?
So what this is going to do is it's going to make him instantly lock out of the game
because this guy is locked in and waiting on every camp.
So by us typing this it's going to make it so he's locked out, does that make sense?
So that's just what it is.
Okay, we have to look for our tops after this.
Oh, this is a good song, I kind of want to put the louder.
Alright, did you know that we press shift and then press enter and put slash all on
modically?
The reason why I don't like that, I'll tell you, is because for me when I type slash all
it primes me to get ready to flame, it's like being a boxer and putting your hands up.
Like mentally you're ready for it, does that make sense?
chance for this? I guess we got exhausted nice. I mean exhausted is nice, exhausted is nice.
We'll take it. How did you get unbanned? Wait, when the fuck did I get banned? The last search
ban I had was years ago when they banned me for my username Doanel. And then they forced
name changed me to dobley purple nice good harold
thing is I think we're just gonna have to reset here
I was on this
you think we bought it today? yeah
Min, Hi-Vis, both.
That's a Jinx he's had one.
Perfect.
I mean I'm actually look on this here.
Why would they ban Doha now?
It's a bit of a fucked up story. Ted, why don't you guys want to know the lore of the Donal Band?
Okay, so I've always been a brown risk, right?
And the thing is that a lot of people they never really like liked me, right?
Because I've been like
controversy or whatever when I was like smaller, okay?
So what ended up happening is at one point when I first started really blowing up and getting thousands of viewers
at some point Twitch actually indefinitely banned me.
And when they indefinitely banned me, they said that the reason why was because I had an inappropriate username.
Don't know. And the reason why was because they said it meant dueno.
Now, the problem with their ban on me is that for every other person that they indefinitely banned,
right they didn't actually ban them they just gave them a pop-up that allowed
them to change their name but with me they banned me without ever giving me the
option to change my name like they never even they never even like reach out to
me they never say anything right so one day I wake up I'm banned and posts
start hitting the timeline everywhere on Twitter livestream fails everyone's like
yo this guy is like an up-and-coming leech shimmer just got
banned what the fuck's going on so twitch goes completely radio silent
nothing happens they sit there they're ignoring everything and it ends up being
that a few days after I got banned that's only when they released like a thing
where they're like oh yeah by the way now we're banning people for inappropriate
usernames and you can change your name but again for me I was like the first
one they ever banned for it and they didn't give me that option right so it's
already like suspicious so what happens is at one point I managed to get in
contact with a guy who had a contact in Amazon and they actually let them
case and they unbanned me. But when they unbanned me they forced me to like name change, okay?
And the craziest thing about it is that when you get an account that actually gets banned
for inappropriate username, that username becomes one that people can never take again.
So imagine like a username like Hitler, right? Like that's a username where even after it
gets banned right and you can't use anymore like you're never allowed
recycling it because it was an inappropriate user right so nobody
can ever take it again but the very interesting part about my case is that
six months after I got banned right and they forced my username to change
somebody actually came in my chat with the user name Doa now same exact user
name and when they banned me for the inappropriate username Doa now they
didn't actually ban a guy that literally had the username do a no like that was
actually his name and he didn't he wasn't bad like an ironically so my theory is
that twitch looked for any reason to ban me because they saw me as like an up-and-coming
that they didn't want right and they just like did a manual ban they were
hoping no one would notice and then afterwards when a rep actually said like
yo what the fuck is going on then they just did a manual on ban but it was
all bullshit right because if it wasn't bullshit then why was the name able to be reused you
see what I mean so that's why it's like fucked up but twitch always like hated me like they
never liked me ever that's the reason why it also took me 30 partner applications before
I got accepted very 30 I was in a affiliate until I was an affiliate until a few months
back actually and the first time that I ever applied for partner was back in I
think 2021 maybe so it's actually like insane right even when I was like getting
20,000 viewer averages in Korea they still denied my partner application so
like they never really liked me and they've always had like some kind of
like vendetta against me you know so it is what it is yes that's that's a
Lord job for you guys
Okay, oh no my bar took the heralds and I'm gonna die
Like I once again the hell so I could live but then he took the heralds. I died I'm lucky
And that's why you say you didn't want partner back in the day.
Well, the thing is that back in the day I didn't, like this is the reason why I saved for me.
When people talk about brand safety or being brand safe and all that, I say every brand
can go fuck themselves.
Like this is the reason why.
Because at the end of the day, like the people that were there for me, the people
that supported me, the people that allowed me to do what I did for a living, it wasn't
the brands and it wasn't the companies. The companies allowed me, right? But they didn't
enable me. In fact, they actually, every single step of the way, ride and twitch, whenever
they like could, most of the time they would actively do things that would even harm me,
right? And harm my growth and all kinds of stuff. So that's why for me, it's really
like a thing where the brands can go fuck themselves. Like for me, it's about
of yours is about the entertainment it's about like I'm being funny am I getting a good like
experience you know
uh I don't know I'm gonna die here though
I could also try to help him, but I think we're going to have to get Serpent soon though.
And Dama, Serpent Prime, Caden, Thermosalist, Zonli, and Thermominds, but thank you, I appreciate
it.
They're in 13 months is welcome back and shouts. They're in the sub welcome. Thank you
What a nice stream, okay guys listen, we are not gonna add Mr. Destructoids at the end of every message
This is not gonna happen. We are not gonna sit in for tell me we're fucking out perm a view-botting relax
Seriously, how do I use the ping wheel?
I just started and I can't figure it out.
So you're going to press G. G opens up your cursor like this, right?
Then you hold left click.
This happens.
And then you just pull it wherever you want.
And then you just let go.
And then it does a ping.
And the ping wheel appears anywhere you click on the map.
So if I press G, as long as I don't input another command, then I can just like
ping wherever I want.
This is a bit rough to be honest.
Oh, now this actually looks decent.
Does Switch Pay More add revenue for VBots?
I don't think so. But the thing is that the main reason why Streamer is Vibod is for two reasons.
The first one is to fraud brands so that sponsors pay you more money, right?
Because they're like, oh, you have more viewers. And the other reason why is to fraud collabs.
Because if a guy sees that you have like 10K viewers, then he's going to want to collab with you
collab with you inside if it's only like 1k, right?
So it's like, even though you're not getting directly money
from Twitch, it's like you kind of recoup costs, right?
Which is why people do it.
Have I always got rated not bottom?
What do you do before or after you farm camps?
Is that a method?
Well, you do what you see on the map, right?
So here, for example, when I respawn, I see the enemy team has three dragons.
So we're going to want to make sure they don't get the fourth dragon or else they
get a permanent buff that makes it way harder for us to win.
So out of the base right now, I'm going to want to look for the dragon, right?
I have six jungle camps up.
I mean like maybe we can sew in even through uh even through dragon's soul.
I think it's going to be fun.
As I said, we should actually be okay here.
We should be able to get it done now.
Are you ever going to play another game?
Yeah, yeah, I'm planning on it in the near future.
The thing is that there are just so many like league related things coming up, like every day there's Jinxie coaching, this weekend it's the class tournaments, Monday it's the Jinxie League tournaments, that for me right now I just kinda wanna all in league for a little bit, but we're gonna start doing a variety-ish games with like, with like something that allows us to change delay midstream in the near future.
We're also going to be participating in Warcraft 3 Tournament and I think like, is it in one
week?
Oh, it's like a week away now.
I want to just look on the boom and after the blue play on the bang.
I wonder if our NARTTP circuit would be really good.
I really think we should do this.
Please, madam.
Did they have vision on this?
Yeah, they do, come.
Ooh.
No! I just die instantly!
Oh my god.
Are we gonna win this fight though my team is fucking smart friend.
Oh no.
Dude I'm gonna be honest like this game just feels so hard for me to play.
Oh nice.
nice
but you have so many bothered yours
uh... so much about it
that's not a missus talk to me
you guys are not you but i literally recognize your guys's names
like I don't recognize some
what is up with this comment with all these comments why are they so nice
because they're pretending to be fucking bots these fucking pieces of shit
I need to get a crab here.
Oh my God this is huge. This is huge. This is huge. This is huge. This is huge.
Please.
No!
No!
And, and, and mid, and mid.
Oh my god, my team was fucking smurfing after this game. Nice one.
I want to know how good Boltake is.
Normally, it's like very solid.
And just this game was unlucky because the, uh, Leeson was permeating us.
Guys stop fucking typing Mr. Destructoid.
Okay guys listen, we need the real viewers to combat all the people pretending to be
view bots.
If you're a real supporter that loves me, cares for me and wants to see me do my best,
type 1.
If you're someone that wants to see me get killed and have my throat slashed open on
an ISIS beheading video while my family watches and my wife cries in the background,
And everybody I've ever known and loved is forced to like be exposed to this video
While everybody else that it has never heard of me has like the ability to wash on my bleak
And then afterwards my corpse gets desecrated by eight burly men that walk into the room then type Mr.
Dischalk Toid in game
Like guys like there's no way that you guys don't all start spamming one, right?
okay why are so many people Jesus dude why the fuck are so many people not
typing oh my god you guys want to see me die
2 for the burly man, real.
You convinced me, Mr. Distractoid?
Okay, you guys are sick of that.
Really?
But, gosh, I'm 6-0 on some luck.
Thank you.
Listen, do you guys want me to put you on a method right now?
Tell me if you guys want a method.
If your music isn't loud enough, get a headset.
And you download this extension called Volume Master on Google.
Watch this.
Do you guys want to hear something that's fucked up, but it's actually true?
I'm not kidding when I say this, the first time that I ever went to a rave, the only
time ever actually was called Syndicate and it was in Germany.
And do you guys want to know what my first reaction was when I was in this rave?
The music wasn't loud enough.
I was like dude, I could really have a louder music if I was at home with volume
master enabled.
Like I'm not even kidding.
That was in my first yasha, I was like, dude.
Wow, that makes sense, Mr. Dishaktoir, I'm not sure.
Alright, let's get in the game and we're going to be getting...
I have a question, why didn't I have Junko release the Herald on the lane?
You've only done it once?
Well, he's only ever gotten the Herald twice, right?
He's only ever gotten it twice.
It depends on like, we can't just like spawn it in, right?
Need to go into better venues
for a lot of music, I'm not sure.
Holy mental boosts, or if you're a boost, real.
going guys all of the 14,000 viewers are all real viewers
They're all real ones we are not getting view-botted right now
I mean, versus Talon, Hecarim is actually good, and I'm going to assume, oh yeah, this
looks like a really good Hecarim meme so far.
You start to plan your trip to the tampon in the springs.
Dude, listen, we are going to hit challenger, don't worry.
Jinx is ready for coaching.
Nah, there's no way already.
there's always already ready
like he always does uh the guys's last segment none of us is like first one
it's good fix
oh if we could actually get an engaged support that would be super huge
It's got Tully, but they're in the bits for a free shot.
Thank you.
Top on Springs will feel like home in some most Greek city in America.
Is Jinxie Greek?
Look, he looks American.
If I had to guess, I wouldn't even guess like a European nationality. I would say he literally just show up like an American.
Where marriage do you see?
What is Jinxi?
Nationality.
He is white.
Yeah, it says mostly American. I don't say anything about like any European countries.
Are you still playing in Grubby's tournament? Yes.
I got coaching yesterday from this guy named Saul Apiman. It was the funniest it ever did.
Wait, let me see. Cause like I stayed up until very like 4 in the morning to get coached by him.
Does he have any clips from him?
in the morning and I was like, bro, I've not practiced workouts in like two weeks.
I didn't get coaching.
And my guys have been like messaging me and he was actually really funny.
I like him because he was showing me this like new strategy that he like, uh, made
up.
He's the Russian goats and I he was a lot of fun, but I liked him a lot he seems like
a nice guy. Can you play World of Warcraft? It's not World of Warcraft that I'm playing
but I'm going to be in tournaments hosted by Grubby and it'll be featuring Tyler1 and
The game is going to be Warcraft 3.
It's going to be Warcraft 3.
13k viewers were so back.
Nah.
It's a view ball today.
It's a view ball today.
And I'm kind of sad about it because I've been enjoying seeing
like how much like how many new people are enjoying the
streaming stuff.
So when you get a view ball, it's kind of shake as you're
like, like, I don't know how many viewers we have.
Like, we could have like 1,500.
It could be 3,000.
It could be five.
could be like you never know. Well let's actually count it okay guys I need you all to count it.
Every single real viewer right now type one every single real one right now go fast fast fast every
single person whether your first time chatter new follower new viewer whether you love me hate me
whatever it is just type one lurker active chatter and then I'm gonna need one of you guys
to count it okay and then we'll see what it is. When is the tournament gonna be for
work off? It's gonna last the 14th, 15th and 16th of May so it's about it in one
weekend so three day events. I don't think it's gonna be like a full day thing
though like in terms of full day thing like I think maybe I'm gonna play like
one series a day or depending on scheduling.
Now let's go in the river, come on.
Dude, a lot of fucking ones, so Jesus.
Now that was at least a hundred people, I would say.
Alright, so now we're getting news.
for the rappers and after it's all for the Red and the Krugs. No! That fucks up everything.
That fucks up everything. Nice, get your bro, keep it up. The total beer count is 2,267.
That seems real, that seems real, okay.
Okay, we're gonna have to get,
I'm gonna have to use my second Smite on the Krugs here
because I fucked up the clear.
And a Luna, that was so welcome.
Thank you.
You have 4.2k right now?
What is it? 4.2 is a 32.67.
Wait, what's one of you was telling the truth?
Wait, no, if it's 4.200,
wait, I would actually be in the same food.
What?
There's no way.
There's no way it's 4.2.
I don't believe it.
It's 4.25.
Wait, seriously?
No, you guys are joing, you guys are joing.
I don't believe you.
believe you I believe you you should make someone count and if they don't
permaband him all right it's going to be you then so he's likes 18 counts everyone
right now are your permaband there you fucking go bro you highlighted the
message for that
what was your peak and was there a downfall the peak I would say was my
first ever Korea trip we averaged the peak was I think 25,000 viewers but the
overall average for the month was maybe like 8 to 10 and then after that it was
it was a rough couple of years for us a rough couple years but it's fun to see
that you know that there's always a light at the end of tunnel so it's very
heartwarming to say the least
But the thing is that over the course of my career, I've had a lot of ups and downs, like
a lot.
I had like every viewer count and range, like I had times where I was averaging 150, then
I went down to 40.
Then I had times where I was averaging 2000, then I went down to like 400.
Then I would average 8,000, go down to like 3.
You know, it's like, average 5,000 go down to like 800, you know?
But it's been like a lot of ups and downs.
And a lot of them are welcome.
Thank you.
So we're going to now see if we can play on the dragon, but the only problem is that
we're going to have to wait like 30 seconds.
So I think my best play would actually be to reset for longsword.
No, I'll just wait here and see.
It isn't just about like viewer count Andy because like normally as a streamer especially
your viewer count is going to reflect like the public perception right?
So it's like even like two months ago people like mentioned my name they know just like
It's not like I cringe, you know what I mean?
So even seeing like, because I haven't changed how I've been, you know, the only thing that
changes is that more people are, I guess like finding it funny because a lot of like new
people are getting exposed to it and it's been kind of like fun to see the transition
from like being viewed as like this cringe guy that like no one really likes, to now
still having a community of people that are human that way, but having this other
are likely to find it like cool and fun you know and be able to get into one so
much thank you
I just want you to love us here but then I saw because I didn't watch this because
I didn't like you as much but I'm glad you're popping off again thank you yeah
but the thing is like that's why I don't like blame anybody for like is at
the end it's like I said then my biggest thing was that I always wanted
to like become the best and do all this kind of stuff and then I just kind
phones like complacency I didn't really enjoy what I was doing as much wasn't as
fun you know and then it's like obviously like your mood on the stream
it's going to be different not as good all that kind of stuff right so
and a goku there is a welcome back thank you
All right guys, let's play for the most and after this we'll play for the rest of clear.
We need to focus up on these games though, we need to focus up on these games.
By the time we get to the coaching set I want to be at least like 100 something LP minimum.
We're doing financial during those periods.
Well, it was always okay,
because I sub like YouTube channels
that we're doing well, right?
Like I have this one, a Crips channel,
that posts like short send,
it has like three million subs.
So it's never like I was like struggling or anything,
but it's more of a thing for me,
even if I have Crips channels getting like lots of views,
that doesn't fulfill me, you know?
For me, the fulfillment comes from like,
sitting down like what I do for eight hours a day,
which is like screaming, you know?
And like sitting there and being able to like,
have a good time, enjoy that,
have fun with the chat, like constantly like meet and engage with new people, right?
And all that stuff like that feels infinitely more rewarding.
We know that the brand has no flash because you said to kill me earlier.
Oh, oh no, it's a Leona.
Fuck.
I just remembered it was a Leona.
It wasn't the brown.
But at least we got done.
All right, so we're going to play on the rest of Grab Zone, and afterwards we're going to
play for TalksAbot.
JynxViewer has banned ShuntedHunders and HiVoise.
Well, you know what I find, something that I do find really cool about JynxViewer is
that it doesn't feel like he just views people as like a viewer account, you know
I mean because like a lot of streamers the way it is it's like the most popular person in whatever character category
It's just gonna be whoever you like talk to right and
If I'm not mistaken even during his other arcs
He would always kind of like choose a person that he had the most fun with right on the person
That was the most like highest viewer count, you know
So it's kind of cool to see how he's like really I guess like
Authentic and how he chooses like
the people that he interacts and engages with, you know.
All right, so we're gonna play for the Wolves,
and afterwards we'll look on the wrappers into Krugs.
All right, so now we're going to play for the Krugs, and after the Krugs we'll probably
work on the botgank.
This could be good.
The thing is if I ult on her and tell her it's waiting, then I just die.
So it's better for me to not risk it and just play for the guarantee to wait at my
prime. It's actually so cool this game.
I literally didn't realize that the dragon was down.
I need to start focusing up.
That's a good buddy.
Give me a sec, give me a sec, give me a sec.
All right, let me hear it, let me hear it.
I was so janky, he was farming Kieranados,
he probably wasn't gonna sell it in my house,
so I can't believe it would be over.
Yeah, we can do that today, then we can do that today.
So remind me in like two hours and I'll put on the notepad for like what we're gonna go over today.
Cause like someone I want to talk to Jynx about is how auto attacking is like a rhythm game.
I want to like, I think if I explain to them that way it's gonna help them a lot.
Like League of Legends auto attacking and kiting is like very rhythm.
Have you seen some of the Jynx CBR chat dating videos?
I want to check a little bit of the streams.
But I had to turn it off and did the problem be our challenge. It's a jet soft core porn
It's like you're like, oh jinx is on VR challenge up
And then he's gonna be sitting there like fucking motorboating
Some random like the dude when you're like, wait, what the fuck dude, holy shit. Well, you go too crazy
It was you go too crazy
Can't be watching that kind of stuff
And uh, human parents are welcome. Thank you
All right, so we're gonna play on the tops of bottom then after that we're gonna look on the dragon
All right
This looks good.
Nice.
And then now what we have to do is we have to play on...
It's not like I also on the brand or I play on the bot side.
Don't you get like 90 to 100 million views a month?
On what?
The, uh, the eclipse channels?
Um, I'm going to cross all my social medias.
Like let's say we included Instagram we include all the YouTube's everything I would say probably closer to like a month
They may be like I
Know it's in 500. It's like one billion that's a guess
And I think that's one of the reasons to why when
Jinx initially did the coaching a lot of people are like oh
Like get coached by him because they just like know of me through like clips and shit like that too
All right, so now we're gonna do some medicine and maybe look on the dragon
But the thing I'm worried about is that I haven't spent my gold yet. Like I'm missing on 1.8k. Oh
No, wow
I mean, I just got CC chained in the most like fuck me
No, I haven't but never the best for free shot. No, I don't think I have
Only time is one point when you scrimm against each other in tournaments.
And when there was this Herman that was hosted and then I play against him and that.
I'm not questioning but why WB4E upgrade?
So look at what E gives you.
It increases the damage by about 30 per level, and the cooldown goes down by like 1-7 seconds.
Whereas with W, you get 5 more bonus resistances, you deal 40 more damage per level.
You increase your healing cap for minions.
So it's like, W just makes you stronger, makes you tankier, and it makes it so that
you're especially like healthy during like all your clears and stuff like that
I wonder if we can even look on this
yeah I'm gonna use my ghost here
Brahhh
No, no keep chasing chasing look one auto it's dead and now now you know she's fucked as long as the town is not here
Perfect so again just got the crugs. I'm gonna get them. I
Didn't know what items to buy
so
Typically you're gonna have one of two types of like itemization on a character
So give me a second. I'll explain to everybody
So typically characters who either itemize game dependents or they're going to have a build that's so insanely good
They should just sort out every game
Now the way to know what items to buy is you can just like look at all these things
But every item gives you different stats. Okay, so you're gonna have attack damage
You're gonna have ability power you're gonna have armor health all that kind of stuff and normally the way that you're gonna determine what to buy is
is the answer that 99% of league players are gonna go for is they're gonna look at
like YouTube videos or guides or stuff like that right but what you could also
do is if you get to a point where you develop good understanding and you want
to know the theory you just hold a shift when you hold over an ability and it
gives you the ability scalings and then you can just ask yourself how could
I unlock this character to his best level possible right so that's how a
lot of automatic builds end up getting like a full man created is because
you're able to have an out-of-the-box approach but for newer players I would
recommend just searching up guide videos like for example master e-build patch 26.24
you know etc.
All right, we should be getting out of low, it's like low key we should be getting out
of them.
Okay, so now we're gonna just gonna play with the walls and afterwards I'll see if I look for tops I'm made.
I used to enjoy Fiddlesticks in the jungle when you see solo garbage, but I don't think
he ever was.
The only thing about Fiddlesticks is you have to really sit there and cheat every game like
you're an assassin.
What the fuck?
Like you can not be saying that I was like, what?
As a Fiddlesticks player, you just like walking up to people, alright?
I guess I have to be very smart about it
guys stop pretending to be few parts
it's enough
I'm in like getting in this flash oh no no
NOOOO!
FUCK!
I need to blow my nose.
Oh wait, I have a clinic so I can share.
Nice.
Alright, we're getting up.
I always feel like Fiddlesticks Gangs are amazing, but I always get counter jungled a
lot.
that's typically like the issue and I don't serve in the prime and David
there in the prime as well thank you guys
okay so if you want to play on this then afterwards we can play on the baron or just
I feel like bot is top folk there.
Ooh nice.
Wait, we should actually baron.
Ah no, I don't know, I'm smite of jhinx
or else she can steal.
And that's the only way we can lose this game.
Don't test you buying like the chat he is even even bought the pack that allows the view boss of type
Okay, dude. Show
And that's he keep them so welcome. Thank you
Yeah, we don't have to play on something now though
Oh, no.
Nice.
Okay so we managed to alter it which is like decent.
It's a dragon.
And I can't tell if they want to get a clear shot.
Thank you.
Is there anything we can actually look for somewhere?
No, bro.
Fuck.
Nice!
Okay, we finally fucking killed them.
I think I'm just gonna look for a reset here if I stay here.
I'm bad as fuck.
we can give them a little bit of a bad hot blast from fucking pass right now
though
isn't the risk of you getting back as someone's you bought in your
uh...
i mean to the first started banning people uh... for getting you bought it
like a half the fucking upside of the offline
Like it's crazy because they've even like put out statements where they essentially were like yeah
Nothing we can really do about it. So this what it is if you're not doing it then you like jokes on you, you know
Okay, so the goodness is we're actually starting to get the lead that we need to fucking go crazy this game
But that's how come for burning now
Well, I already said the next patch. You're gonna like fix how deathfire touch works with block lever
So I know you're just on a point.
I'm going to be honest, if I have been tamp on springs, I've been tamping on springs
I don't fucking know bro shitting Sweden tampon springs. You know I mean like
Like I grew up blessed bro, but people growing up there. That's who like
It changes someone like growing up there do the changes someone
Okay, so anything that we can you sure I think if the town comes to me I could look at one shot him
Wow, it wasn't even fucking close, but why was it not close though, but that's
maybe I just like didn't actually get all the keys off that I thought I would
and I did those 17 months on my thank you these are some of the changes
they're buffing it right? The buffs are going to be nice.
Wow! Alright, well Damien just got a quad we gotta be careful now.
We test the deathfire touch heckram build no not at all only it's worth it
Guys after this game I'm gonna eat a tiny bit of food take some caffeine and we're gonna ultra lock in
Because I feel like right now we're just not locked in enough
It's like first game of the day. We got view bought at Sunday. Just out going on random tangent tangents for last like few hours
So we're gonna have to like relock in if we're gonna get this shit done and take it serious
Can we please stop watching
What the fuck else would you be doing with your life if you weren't watching this team right now?
only bad people would turn off the stream right now are you a bad person
Oh shit wait it's all like that in the pub gets a fish out.
Thank you.
by giving a second to suck because it's all going to come down to this moment
I'm gonna assume you have to burn things it takes so we're kind of just like
nice
Oh
Gragas you need this bro
Save a lot here the fucking band those with one HP there
Can you be careful Tom, can you over the wall
So after being late to the stream
Well I mean listen don't apologize to me bro apologize to your parents only bad
people and shitty kids would ever be late to their favorite streamer stream
so listen dude like I'm gonna be honest there's some kind of serial killer as
that would you want to be when you grow up for you to be late to a stream you
have to be some kind of like sociopathic serial killer so listen
just do better next time
I
Nice very good. All right guys give me one second. Let me get a bit of food and take a piss so we can lock in ultra ensing style give me a sec
you
you
All right, we're good now guys next game we go as informative about as possible you guys right Fred
All right
You want something while you eat so
Let's see, what can we watch?
What can we watch, let's see.
I don't know if there's anything.
I don't see any videos for us to watch so how about we just spend time together and we talk to each other and learn more about each other guys
Thoughts
Everyone give me one interesting fact about yourself
Oh, we got filled support this game good practice for the tournament
One Chandra Zoyon.
Maybe Lulu this game?
Yeah, I think this game might actually be a Lulu game. Okay.
I'm gay. I'm a sociopath. I'm straight. I'm naked. I
Have my mother's peanut. All right. There we go
All right guys, I learned too much about you guys. I think we're good
Fuck
What should we do for RuneStyle?
Howdy?
you
you
I've seen woke up to change your lyric God it's in morgue Brad so much fun yesterday
Run this game down and go on money on it. Nope
Why'd you go lose this game?
Because I'm gonna tell my jungle that if you start swimming jungle, I'm gonna spread my likes friend
And then one some of that Yodo are some of that you'll see you know I mean
I'm almost on my food say you're proud of me
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm there a quarter of ten, four or five months, I'm back.
Thank you.
All right, what's up guys?
All right, we're getting up.
I mean if Torch goes to invest here and you try to go again then we could actually look
for a good trade.
I'm actually sick as fuck on this shamp, but I'm actually sick as fuck on this shamp.
I'm fucking sick in the fucking head dude
I'm legit sick in the fucking head wow
Dude that's actually insane
of
the
the
the
Oh my god that was almost fucking peace mode.
I think I'm just going to rush Ionian boots honestly, tier 2 boots rush seems like it
could be good.
Guys, what's your first item beyond Lulu?
Design by node the itemization is.
Like what are we thinking for the item?
Okay, I'm just gonna wait here.
Okay.
can you ward please bro i mean
I'm retarded why the fuck am I I'm retarded Arden March no no no let me let me ask you
I would actually use Ardent, okay I guess we'll do Ardent then, that's okay.
Like it's either Arden's or it's fucking Redemption 1 or 2.
Even like echoes of Helia, why would Helia be bad?
I'll do redemption rush
Was there even anything that we can do here?
I
Try to think of like how we could look for any opportunities right now
He's like my best would probably be looking for a room right but don't want to admit or don't want to talk
My worry thing guys generally what are we thinking?
Honestly, maybe mid.
Arden, Moonsung, Redemption.
Yeah, but I don't like Arden's.
I bet Arden is such a bad item.
Okay, it's off, it's top.
What the fuck?
Why are you not co- Well, good news is we have numbers that ran
Just go ahead and play for this now.
I got one.
It's the only way that we can go in here, bring on the insult.
Well there's a guys there's no way that we're just like inviting them to do this come on
All right, well listen we lose scrubs but that's two kills I'll take it
like I actually take that um we know for a fact that Orph is going to be in his bot side
out of base but Katerina is probably going to reset. Not really a great idea to look
for this one. Do staff of flowing water? Does it build out of this? Ooh it does! Okay
I'm down for it. Good call. I'll show you a good call, bro.
I really like the idea.
I'm gonna wait here a million my walk-ins to me.
I
Was worded that fucking sucks
This you choose that we don't really have any info on the off
Yeah, it's just like super rough.
But it may be honest guys, it's really rough and I got to be there and I'm welcome.
Thank you.
Do you want to think of like where our opening could be here?
So for what do we need another 600 gold?
or 700 gold. Fuck! Yeah, I shouldn't have looked for any of these ganks anymore, they're
always sending horribly. A lot of Israel's soloing, you can easily do whatever he wants
the lane for now. Oh, actually, no. Dragon is coming up here. You like dnb? Only liquid
dnb sometimes. Okay, so now we're going to see if we can play on this here. Are you
you guys ready? Tell me if you guys are ready to see if we can actually get this dragon if I go in crazy.
We're late.
Alright.
Alright, uh...
I don't know, I don't really feel like there's an opportunity for us to really do that much outside of bot right now.
Like, I wish I was at Hage just playing a standard game, but as in Chandra's support you can't do what I do on Pantheon.
Because on Pantheon, I love to like Premier Roman and Invade enemy jungler.
But I'm not able to do that all of this game.
I'm just gonna be right here I mean you know what oh nice very good
Oh
Nice twice. Oh fuck that was almost safe. That was actually almost a fucking save, dude
Okay, so now what we have to do is we have to get our stuff
I'm just gonna wait for this
Well, I sound so unsupportable, right, because I got fucking filled, bro.
Literally, I got auto-filled, that's why.
But when you get auto-filled, if you win, you get double LP.
So if we win this game, we're going to be at 126 LP, which is going to be really good for us.
Okay, so I know that for a fact, the torch is going to come for me here.
nice not bad nice fucking bitch
yeah really trying to set up around the dragon right now
thing is this guy is too level-sign me but that's fine
he's already set us to level on theirs
Oh, that's the fucking support gap legit.
Okay, uh-oh.
I guess we just plan reset here.
Okay so now what we're going to do is we're going to see if we can maybe play on, should
I do moonstone next?
Yeah we're fucking off.
Anyways, I'm down with Tether and I'm welcome. Thank you.
Yeah, we're going to see if we can play through the Astral right now.
I actually don't make sure that I'm always with my Rengar.
Let's get some vision control. One.
I can't really walk up for this ward because if they're waiting, let's push on just that instantly.
Ah, let's try to test it. Nice, two.
No vision.
I got a shield, we got a shield, we got a shield, NICE!
Bro, I'm legit fucking hyper scaling right now, can we play on the dragon now?
Oh my god, thank god.
I don't know if we can just get this shit.
And I just said there, it's all welcome.
Thank you.
Anyone from 1k to 10k?
No, we got it.
We're getting viewbotted today.
That's why.
Unfortunately, today's viewbotting, like the growth has still been like incredible.
but not today it's uh somebody be bought in us
no maybe i'll do this or actually
all right let's have a look at this you know i show speed as 1.5 million live
viewers
Wait on Twitch or like YouTube? Wait, what? No way?
Oh in the Dominican Republic, what the fuck?
That's crazy
All right, let's do a new show
Okay, Loki, we're kind of fucking shitting in their fucking mouth right now, though.
guys I'm looking going fucking crazy right now I'm like I'm on the trolling
But my mechanics of scam are insane! It's on a joke!
Who's coming for us? Why are we getting spam pinged?
I mean like that's actually decent though we'll take it
Now my mechanics this game I was just fucking wild though Wow
You're considering a support arc if I ever did another awful arc it would definitely be support like 100%
100%
So I'll play on this here, nice.
Yeah, I think it's really just getting one shot soft.
This is perfect.
Got it?
Nice!
Oh.
I can just get like max range as long as I don't get too close, I won't take aggro.
I'm good, don't worry, don't worry, I'm good.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
No, that was fucking crazy.
That was actually one of the craziest things I've ever done,
I think.
I need some more red dimension, man.
I'm telling you guys that my mechanics are actually sick as fuck this game like genuinely.
Holy shit!
Did that's actually fucking crazy?
Wow.
Um, okay, we're gonna have to get Phoenix Kodak's here
Hey guys, you got a Kodak's it's good now
We have Jinx he played top is this is this a new thing now dude
Okay, okay, we can actually just, like, end the game here, though, I think.
But I don't see why we don't just walk mid and end the game with the entire team.
With this song just feel like the freest play ever, am I insane?
Yeah, whatever, I'm not the one that can tell my team what to do unfortunately.
Now, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried about the twitch popping out of self and insta-killing
everyone but if we just like shut this we should be fun
Yeah, Majidja is permanent pressing me every time it's up.
He's like whenever I give Eda, it really gets 48p for my staff, which like gives him
more damage. And since he's the only one that can really poke at the only thing we're doing.
Okay, so we just shot this in and we should be in
And you're just like no lock up too far
But while guys why we're not just pushing
Why sir as you're not top right now
I'm so good. They'd be throwing out like 30 queues. What?
And the runner family get pretty shot. Thank you
Okay, well, I mean, like, I can't just so... My team is ridiculously fucking stupid right
now. None of this gameplay makes any sense.
I guess we'll just recall them.
And, uh, demo time in Primarkin. Thank you. Isn't this one of the most inflated role in this game? Yeah, by far.
Literally by far. Literally by far.
And, uh, sticky time in Primarkin. Thank you.
Nice.
Alright, if Masio wants to go top, then I'll match him on that, and then me and him will
just play together.
I need to just like get it locked in my brain that I should not be ever walking up first.
Like as the Enchander I should always be in the literal back line.
nice we were just having a game what the fuck nice cool well plus six sale people
out cheers bro and uh Blake and frog thing as a promise like them thank you holy shit
what a freebie dude you think they'd be better something than nine kids real now literally
no way nice bro how insane is it that we literally just get 62 all people that
win we're literally at 126 now bro the progress is being made dude legit
like the progress is a jet being made dude
Alright, nice. Very good.
I was going to play a game with Gideon League.
Well, I think today we're going to play an A-Round together if I'm not mistaken.
And, uh, a quicky-tap on the problem, welcome. Thank you.
Just get an autofill to every game, but imagine how insane that would be.
We get an autofill to every single game and then we send them, we just get in 60LP a game.
How fucking crazy would that be?
We're already two ends up on the day, but it's technically three.
It seemed retention real, kind of, yes.
I think today it's going to get funky at Ashramites.
Alright, so they're already blocked in Sona, which is easy for us to play against right
Just let the Q2B auto-fill, bro, I wish that actually worked.
Alright guys, Sona, SCL Kane, what if I took the freest game ever?
And it's also going to be a Vayne, perfect.
Alright, so now I get this.
I need more to cast her in that table because I can just start through SR.
Big fan from camsoda never seen her twitching so I only did camsreaming.
But what is camsoda? Is that another streamer?
I know soda popping but who's camsoda?
We need a hyper jump to feel the energy. Okay listen this game listen up this
what we're gonna do okay we're gonna do this game is we're gonna take a little
bit of a caffeine reduce okay and then we're gonna get energized and we're
gonna full focus. These energy levels are a little bit low today.
I see you guys I haven't played the game a while but I see there's iron and emerald where
What would a pod player from Season 3 be?
Well, you haven't played the games in Season 3, bro, and it's like, with all the new shit
in the game, you might unironically sell up iron, genuinely.
You're gonna probably be an iron-level player, but you're gonna learn faster than others,
so you should be fine.
Okay, so one of the issues with our game is our team is almost full AD, but I think
Okay
All right, oh no
Nice fucking cheesing loser fuck bitch
all right guys have bad news do you guys want to hear it?
the bad news is he's probably going to keep cheesing me here which is fucking cancer
he's one of those cringe fucking cane players that just plays like a fucking downy ol game
because like there are two types of cane players right there are the respectable ones that
folk there like charismatic under the fucking like complete loser rejects I've
just like in bait promo and second one of the reject losers all same
So we're going to do this, we're going to play for the bots at the top and then we should
again so into the gromp and then afterwards we're just going to look on the on the rest
of it thing is I'm probably going to put a point in my e here though because I don't
know what's going to happen I probably should play for double crab because my operators
are still going to be down for a little while
Can you stop his back?
I'm just going to double like a crab here and then we'll go boom, boom, and then we'll
begin.
Wait, is there just crab into Raptors' Krugs?
I don't know, we should begin.
Oh guys, I'm going to be honest, I need to listen to this right now.
Sing along, chat, sing along, sing along, everyone sing along.
I want to tear behind, so you know what I care?
There's a hole, and I don't know the way.
I brought you half a dose, and pretty sweet,
but I'm on fire like they did last spring.
And I want to kiss you, make you feel all right.
Okay, so now we just put it on the bot side clear and then we can maybe look them up.
bbbbbbbb
voice of an angel, ok wait wait wait, guys wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Are you ready?
When the next stanza comes in I'm gonna activate my angelic singing
Get ready
is back at fucking right for this one
when you wait for the lyrics to come in
yeah we definitely not playing on this one
Now, PLEASE!
Y'all notate. If y'all notate, it's real good.
Can we just kill this guy? He's a fuckin' loser.
Nice.
That's good, that's good! We take it!
Alright guys, everyone ready?
I want to take you somewhere so you know I care, but it's so cold and I don't know where.
I brought you double-dolls and please free my wife out when I need it less.
Spray.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. That was actually kind of crazy.
Well, I'm going to be honest, I didn't even know how to add that in me.
Yeah, so you're just permafarm game.
To out of curiosity are there any 7 TV emotes of Jinxie riding on his snow pad?
Because I've been seeing those gifs all over like TikTok comment sections.
And I swear the funniest thing ever.
I think we're definitely going to do a surprise list game though to be honest.
Yeah, I think that's what we're going to do then.
We'll do a bit of karaoke before the A-Round because, like, we get a rhythm game with the
auto attack so it needs to, like, get better at rhythm.
I know I might kiss you and make you feel alright.
Have you chewed on your fucking dad bitch?
What?
cavemen when they discovered fire okay let's look at my cell
All right, I want to look on this here.
Okay, so you play for the Krugs into Raptors, and I can begin.
And chance for you to look on this, let's see.
No, it's come up there, 3rd and 1st, so Mike, thank you.
No, I'm gonna be honest, this is a hot take, I actually played Sekiro, Sekiro was one
of the most boring games, literally ever, genuinely.
i hated it
like i don't know what's fun but
i don't know what to do souls games again
unless we look at all different to comes out
what do you think those boots over the others
uh... because it's an aggressive option that's why
and i like getting aggressive
mid laner is 0-3
check w
He has no ult.
This is good now.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
That's okay.
Wait!
Perfect.
You should play Bloodborne.
Dude, didn't Kaisenath play that game and his Vyrikam was so low that he literally just
rushed through it because he didn't feel like just giving it anymore because of how
cancer was.
Alright, so now we just play for the topside and then look on the botcrab.
all we got to do right now.
Alright, so we just found the carbon, and afterwards we should be getting...
I mean listen we play on our walls we're gonna have a ult up in about 20
question is just what am I gonna want to do when the ult is up
March I'd be pushing and let's look on this one like there's no Harold play
there's no dragon play mid-gank it seems really hard no topside blues up in
only 50 seconds top is super shoved in there's really no opportunity except this
oh fuck alright I mean that's okay though two for one
All right guys, we go Sorobahs, let me get our Serpent, so let's run it.
Did you guys know that the guy that made this song, the reason why he got cancelled was
actually because he had intimate relations with a minor, not even trolling. Mr. Kitty
Lurgaugh cancelled because he had intimate relations with a minor, dude. So I'm so a
banger though
is that that he like slept with one or just that he was like
flirting with one online while he was in a relationship
Ooh, wait a second.
Bro, name me one hechrom that ever ults in there instead of ulting out.
the fucking big dick chat mode style.
Alright, would you rather ride a Rhino or an Elephant's, but I'm going to be honest, I
I don't know if my asshole could handle either of them.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Like, why is that unironically the first thing that comes to my mind when you say that?
You know what I mean?
Something's wrong with me, though.
are you dragon and then we bot to top?
no
I'm so tilted
that's super sad
that's not actually super sad, that's my fault
if we lose this game it's on me now cause we could have gone to insult the next one
this one. Yeah that's my fault. I don't mean our two soul-inners are disabled as well so
it's like even one mistake is enough that we can probably just strip the game off that.
all
and i read a person from on some like
thank you
that's gonna go crazy
Alright, I'll stick on the, uh, uh, quads and then this.
Yeah, I don't like the idea of fighting at all.
This guy's disabled and he has too.
We're playing the same 3-5.
What?
What?
I think it's just gonna die.
Oh my god, another half second, but it's okay because then we can also get Serpents.
How much do you all Piazziat?
Right now I think I have 120 and Julian, 365 mon some luck, thank you, keep it up.
26 so we're peaking right now
Going a little
crazy
You look on this song all right all right
So again, if you bought it, yeah, unfortunately.
But it's alright, listen, once it's done, full clear, we got it done easily.
I just didn't get to like, I would save this game four items, I go sicko mode, but I'm full
build and I want to be done, with death's dance I want to be done.
Because I need serpents, I need shoujin, then I need death's dance.
Please forward.
oh my god wow that's actually really fucking good for us no I think I think
we're just dragging that no I think we're just dragging drag because if we go
for the baron and one of us gets altered by the more than the story numbers
like are fucked
Dragon is just way more safe and consistent, but again, if I lose this game it's my fault
because I could have gotten that third drag.
Oh yeah, Libuff!
I saw you subbed to me a few days ago off stream, so thank you for that bro.
What did you type?
How would you recommend learning what items are best in situations?
A lot of the times watching guides are going to be what helps you the most when it
comes to life.
Oh my god, my timing was only so fucking terrible.
If my timing would have been better, then it would have actually been good.
But yeah, God videos are going to help you a lot until you develop the more fundamental understanding.
Oh my god.
You have both DragonFighter just misplayed by me?
What are you thinking about Skibbity toilets?
Didn't the creator of that get fucked by the team that acquired him or something like that?
Like if I'm not mistaken, something along those lines.
He has bound and part recall, so there's no other way to ever get there in time.
I guess this would be okay.
I got the Gromp.
Alright, two Ruby Crystals, so let's get a bit tank here.
I think I kill on Mordekaiser's infinite leaser than anyone else right now.
Is he losing 1v1? How is he losing 1v1?
Perfect, 800 gold in the bank. Let's go!
And both are blind eye.
it's a hard one guys it ain't an easy one that's for sure but we could have had to
by now if I wasn't for me fucking up on two drag plates so no one's going to mess up myself
Alright, play for the topside and then we should begin.
That sounds not bad for the red cane.
Well, I want to play for like ultra one shot, so let's play on new shogun first.
But that sounds definitely not as lost, I'm for sure.
Uh, Finlay, still playing for six months on Mac. Thank you.
Rather, you don't have to choose, but what if I wanted both?
now, if I try chasing I die cause I'm fucking retarded
Did he fight? Yeah, he did okay.
Okay, so we're gonna show Chino and then we can sub him towards our Datsuns.
Oh, no
Nice nice nice nice nice. I know I should don't
Missile won't take damage
985
Okay, so we're gonna see if we can play on someone here now.
No.
Nice.
Fucked up my R-Counselor, cause like as Hecarim if you time it perfectly, your ult makes you
unstoppable right?
And since Mordekaiser's ult is considered a status change, it makes it so that if you
have perfect timing, you can actually ult through the Mordekaiser ult and cancel his
ult.
like i haven't done it this game because i'm fucking
Oh, no.
Fig.
Who had the shot down, Kate?
That's fucking huge, man.
Come on, reset for the seal siege right now. Let's go.
I don't have nothing to do with it.
Well, the promise I know of this fucking dumbass is that again.
Okay, so I wonder if we can play through, man.
Nice.
guys, real shit, it might be fucked, unless, oh, that's game over though, unless chinmer
can get this, he needs to get this entire wave or else it's game over, if he doesn't
at this entire way of its game over. Wait, 15 seconds on Lux? No, I think we lost. He should
have died for that. Oh, dude, that's so sad. You know, if Auto-Got's in those drags, the
game probably could have been different. Wait, the game is honestly, it could have
been way different rough autographs in those strikes genuinely
sad game
genuinely sad game bro
turn on butter music how are you gonna win with this NA 9 to 5 or music I don't
know
I don't mean I'll start y'all no exact question but the thing is that's like
that game it just always felt like we were losing too hard you know
I would do here ginger bun
Kid music gets fire it's hits like a low key vibe. You know what I mean?
It's like low key could work
And I miss you then, I'm welcome. Thank you.
Alright, let's do it guys.
Jinx is ripping packs instead of grinding right now. Really.
What Pax is he ripping?
Wait Rainbow Six has- wait what?
What is the Rainbow Six pack?
Is this like CSGO cases?
Why is this guy so unlucky without me to like re-sign everything?
Okay, this could be a good game for Akram, by the way.
Lowkey could be good.
Lee Sin?
send ask if he sounds on some fucked up
all right you need to remind him about the yee gotcha skin yeah lowkey lowkey
he actually needs him
as he feels stupidly broken at the moment
what even is his win rates
wow
Jesus. Take only what you need from me.
Oh, well, be holy to keep on.
Hit it, IRL scuba.
Dude, there was this one time that I saw this one tweet.
And it genuinely made me burst out laughing because of how absurd it was.
I'm gonna be honest guys I'm genuinely I'm genuinely just so annoyed like it's
literally every game that this fucking loser cocksucker and me jungler just
me every game every game much I was gonna do no
like are you even real human beings you know I mean it's like it's every game
every game every game every game bro every game every game every game every
game every game every game every game like
Like it's genuinely insane.
Okay we have to look on the Grom and after Grom and we look on the blue though.
As long as we do this we should be able to hear that setup.
One out for attention.
I'm probably just going to look for a reset for these three camps honestly.
i think it makes more sense and walking to my red
so why do you have this many viewers? uh... someone's view voting
aren't you known for cheesing? no
i did it like a few times
like i had a few stints for me like a week straight where i would but
not for the most part now
what even is your shitty gameplay bro
literally what the fuck it even is your shitty gameplay
you're going to your red onion baiting my fucking rappers like what is your
shitty fucking retarded gameplay
enjoy getting double-crab now you fucking loser because they're not level 3
double-crowded and im gonna invade your raptors cause you're a fucking loser fucking ass
bitch
fuck you
unless his mid lane rotates, aww nice
alright, it's cool
alright, so we'll just do this one
And then of course like I'm not gonna say I guess I could have taken earlier. That's fun
That's something for not communicating
Wow
Show up this memory
I didn't ask for just one last.
Bob, now this fucking horrible shithead fucking Lee Sin ends up getting fucking completely
dumpstered.
Cheers, bro.
Have a love life, Ansage, I'm fighting you.
Cheers, dude.
Thanks for the wrappers, fucking shitty loser.
Sooo bad!
Alright, we need a reset on a non-shredded base list.
Is that sauce? I'm lucky.
What?
Who could have guessed that the cheesers are also racist? Yeah, of course they are.
There are the racists or pedophiles or both.
Just wondering.
right snow just put for the top to bottom we're good
it's not raise my question okay I mean if they're just gonna play that game
we're like oh well now you're the racists for singing traces are
wait let's actually see
All right, so let's hear
And just look on this oh
My god kill this bow. She's dead. What's my team? Oh
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
That's the fuck, boy!
They fucking shitting in their face, dude.
How come they don't happen in 1865?
I'm not going to bother you as though there's no point to like but I'm going to sit here
and all shot with a racist guns of your shitty in his mouth
Oh, I know how to actually tell Tim
sometimes this mental patient just report of this point yeah okay the one
thing he's doing is gonna just shock me from getting a free win I agree
Plain2K viewers, yeah, but it's all like for the most part view bots.
Like I would say we maybe have like 4000 max like real viewers right now.
Wait, let's do another headcount again.
Everybody, if you're actively watching this stream or listening to what I'm saying type
one right now whether you're like new viewer new follower old follower old
viewer active chatter lurker everyone type one we need to get another headcount
it's suspicious that this guy's just like throwing to rage bait you but he's not
throwing to rage bait me it's just because he has a one-dimensional play
style which is just that he invades the enemy jungler all game and if it
doesn't work he keeps doing it because he doesn't know how to otherwise win a
game. That's all it is. It's just a one-dimensional jungler that relies on like a...
Damn, fucking destroyed kid.
Dude, that was so clean too.
If I could have dodged that last Q, I could have gone in on the Quain and maybe killed him.
Alright, so now on respawn, yeah I guess we'll just play for top to bot, give us an over
out the way we want to play through drags
All right, let's see guys
Like, these two I'm in by, this guy is like a one-dimensional play son who doesn't know
how to operate outside of it.
He's literally one in four, he's down in one level and he's going for inbates when
he has no priority and his mid laner is off free so, like, it's not ironically just
not understanding at all how the game works or like what you're supposed to do.
Cause like, just so you guys understand right, invading works when you're either at priority
or you're stronger than the enemy jungler.
This guy literally is neither of those two conditions yet he's still going for an invade
why?
Because this is all he knows how to do.
He's a shitty cheaser.
That's why a lot of the times these shitty players end up like floundering like he is
when they're like, chees doesn't work out early.
Cause then he's like, wait dude, I can't just like win the game by cheesing, what
the fuck do I do now?
So now I'm saying the viewbotting though right now it's on.
I've never viewbotted myself before. I've been viewbotted a few times in the past
but it's always just like random, you know, because like anybody can do it.
You literally just go on a random website, you type yep, give a DOM test, 20k viewers and then boom.
Okay, so we're going to do now is you're going to plan the crab and then afterwards we work
on this.
Nice.
Okay.
I
Nice
Action say I do know what you mean though
All right, but no more than 17 months, and Claude and Edoch, they're in the prime of
fucking...
Thank you guys.
They're in the prime of as well.
The Twitch.com says you don't need to do anything, you just have to take it.
Well yeah, exactly.
Because like there's nothing that you as a streamer can do, right?
Like literally anybody can go on any view-boughting websites, spend like $100 and then boom,
You gotta like fucking a billion viewers for like X amount of hours like, are you sure?
All right, well our one isn't doing that great, but the good news is that the rest of the team is doing pretty well
Do viewbots add more ad revenue? No. Now I was saying earlier, the benefit of viewboning
is only, there are three benefits. The first one is that you are more appealing for sponsors,
right and like brand deals and shit like that the second one is you're more
appealing for collabs right and then the third one is you're also higher on the
viewer directory so you can get more exposure like through the sites
outside of that there isn't like anything else
Nice.
I thought Twitch got better at detecting viewbots.
Well, at the end of the day, the viewbotters get their viewbots from Amazon and the AWS.
Right and so many streamers view bot nowadays that it's like
Twitch just doesn't care because it also makes them look better for like advertisers
Like unironically twitch has literally zero incentive to fix view botting
Yeah, when the Zed starts grouping it's gonna make the game a lot harder I can already
tell.
I mean something that's most AD though, let me actually try dust on the second this game.
A lot of humans, I mean are there humans besides me that are also getting viewbotted
or is it just me right now?
Once I get the wrist on the...
Damn, Jesus Christ.
Alright, anyways.
So Amazon own switch and they own the sites that sell the VBOTs, well some of the only
sites that sell the VBOTs is that they own the service that the sites that sell the VBOTs
use to actually VBOT.
It would be like I own the gold mines that you have to use if you own a mine in gold.
I was glad that the magic killed the side, crazy I was on with the shutdown though.
How do you know there are a few bots?
Well, because every day my beer counter has been going up by maybe like a few hundred
max, and then today we are spawning in with like tens of thousands, it's very obvious.
This might be true though, no it's not, it is 100% debots bro.
There are like extensions that you can use to see how many real viewers someone has and I think right now like a real viewer account if I had to guess honestly
Like I would say that if you were to tell me it's like 3500 ish
I'd be like, okay, that's like that sounds good
But if you're to tell me more than that I'd be genuinely like floored
Because that would that would actually be crazy because yesterday another average amount like 3.5 K
I
Shit
It says 5k
really it's wait now there's no way it's five thousand there's no way we're at 5k
real there's no way what and I thought seven problem thank you wait that's
That's a- what the fuck? That's actions, then.
That's actually, wow, dude, wow.
Wait, can I tell you guys, like, a little bit of a lore drop?
Do you guys want to hear a lore drop? Yes or no?
I'll tell you guys a little story.
Okay, so there was this one point a few years ago,
Where I was really like blowing up for the first time, okay, and it got to a point where I was averaging like 2,000 viewers
I dropped out of college. I said I want to do this full-time. I want to go crazy all that stuff, right?
So what happens is that after I do that my streams start doing well
Everything's going good and then Twitch bans me they force name change me from do and L to do be purple and after that
I had like no motivation or energy to stream for like months
and the reason why is because it felt like every day it's almost like you
clock into work but inside of them calling you Jeremy they call you like
clown Mcpoopster you know and you're just there like dude like how the fuck am I
supposed to like one want to do anything when this is like what everyone
calls me they know me as right especially nothing like concentration
or like your name is your band right so Andrew there's like the press of art
you know for for a few months and then things are going really bad then around
that time frame as well I got this like really like short it's not it wasn't
even like a real relationship it was almost like long distance relationship
that was physical for like a little bit that was it right and then I also got
heart issues okay so a month after I get my heart issues I found out that
the person I was seeing at the time that was cheating on me right with her ex you
know it was like a whole like debacle right then for months afterwards it felt
like I was getting bullied from like all sides everyone was kind of just like
going after me attacking me dude like a few people that were really making up
their like slight purpose almost like making this revenge like that and it
I got to a point where in January of 2000 viewers, and by September with everything that happened,
I went down to like, how many?
I went from 2000 to I think like 400, okay?
So what happens is that one day, I'm sitting there and a friend of mine messages me and
like what if we went to Europe and what if we did a climb in Europe right so I
was like you know what fuck it I have nothing left to lose so I was already
like looking into like going back to school I was already looking into like
like not doing streaming full-time anymore because like obviously if I'm
only averaging a few hundred viewers and it's not a viable like long-term
option right so what ends up happening is I go to Europe and it was kind
to like it with everything you know because like it was like months of being
beaten down right and in Europe I do one of the craziest runs that I ever did
with assassin hektrum ever right and my stream started blowing up again I
started having more fun again because like it felt like people like I was
enjoying my content other people enjoying it made me happy right all
I was having fun on Twitter. I started doing this thing. Maybe some of you old heads are gonna remember
But it was called like the Risser arc around so they're now like responds like round to me girls pictures
And she liked that like a
With like a picture of me like Photoshop as like the Riddler and I would just do these like corny pickup lines
And I'd call myself the Risser right
So I'm getting my mouse back in like about 2022 so then what ends up happening is that
start of the
Europe trip. I averaged like maybe a few hundred by the end of it. I peaked like 8,000 and then when I went back to
North America, I was averaging like 3,000 and I didn't have to like
look into going back to school anymore, you know and
I'm gonna be honest like I feel a lot of parallels almost from like now
Compared to like back then, you know, it's like I sit there and I like is like even recently
right before like the whole JNC club and everything I remember sitting and I
remember that I was like you know what maybe like streaming I should just focus
us on it maybe I'll just like all in YouTube and only do like maybe a few
hour streams once every few days because like it's not going anywhere and it
hasn't gone anywhere for years you know and it's crazy that like as that
starts being kind of like my view on my thought process and like I sit there
I'm like yeah, you know what probably gonna have to like hang it up that then out of nowhere Jinx he's like
I want him as my coach, and then it's like
You know things are doing really well again, so it's
It's honestly sick to see you know I mean
It's honestly sick to see or it's like
Because that's what I think it's like fun is that when you have like those peaks and those valleys, right?
Like the highs and the lows it really makes you feel like it is a story
You know, it's not just like a progression or like anything like that and no that eventually you always like
As long as you keep grinding you keep doing like what you're doing and stuff that may one day will work out
Hang it up buddy
No, but I'm being serious like I was genuinely considering it
But then it's like in the span of two weeks, Riot decided to reset the ladder.
Assassin Hecarim now has come back once again.
The Jinxi Coast ching sessions are like, some of them are genuinely the most fun that I've
ever had in my entire life.
You know, it's like, it feels surreal almost, you know what I mean?
It's good around and it's our day when we found welcome. Thank you
You're wild classic arc was still the best on all do not not the fucking only fangs, bro
I think I'll take level level 23 times and I would just randomly limit us to a
Fucking patrol and then I would just die and lose everything
We need to forget about that dude
Everyone's like on this one.
One day you get all the attention and the other, you fall off completely sad.
Yeah, and that's why it's like fun, because like over the years, I get like experienced
you know because like I've had times where I was saying that I was peaking and
it's like like the first time I had 2,000 euros right I remember it was like
everyone was making tweets about me everyone was talking about me everyone
was saying how like how like fun it was to watch my streams you know and then
it's like you sit there you saw like falling off so to speak and it's like
nobody's talking about you anymore nobody's like messaging you anymore
nobody's like asking it's like do anything with you anymore like it's
like you're invisible right and then afterwards you make a comeback you know
and then now you see all those same people they start coming back they're
like oh dude no this guy was always so funny like we love to be so hilarious bro
like he's really the best guy ever and then the next day it changes and then
it's like you're invisible again you know what I mean but I feel like that's
It's just life in general a lot of the time, so I'm just like social media, but you're
going to have people that you haven't talked to in like a while, they'll never ask you
how you are, but then it's like when they want something for me, they'll know something,
it's like, oh.
Bro's talking in AI, but a swagger, 39 months, I'm back, thank you, and Devin and Medlong,
favorite friends, welcome, thank you guys.
You didn't talk about a lot of the other incidents though?
Yeah, but it's because at the end of the day there are just like, I feel like there are
just some situations and like people especially, right, where it's better just leave it in
the past.
You know what I mean?
Like there are just some things where it's almost worth not even talking about or even
like focusing your energy on.
This is like true in all aspects of life, right?
Why did someone just DM me this?
Dude, okay, can I ask you guys a question?
What is XQC's problem, bro?
Every single time I see a clip of XQC talking about me, it's never good.
What is this?
Dude, why does he pretend like he doesn't even know my name?
Dude, it would be like that.
Bro, it would be like I'm like, bro, this QCX, like, come on.
You know what I think it is with XQC, I'm going to say something crazy.
So you know how when you're in high school and you tell your dad that a girl is making
fun of you and she always like picks on you?
He's like she has a crush on you.
I think XQC is unironically like a secret admirer of mine, like I'm pretty sure that
this guy sits there when the lights are all off and he's just like watching my reels with
a little smile on his face and he's just like bro this Dewey Daniel guy is fucking hilarious.
But then it's like the stream turns on and it's like he pretends that he dislikes me,
you know what I mean?
It's like he's a closeted Don't Test fan, you know?
Instead of him pretending to be straight when he's actually gay, he pretends to dislike me when he actually loves me.
Does that make sense?
I swear to God.
Alright, let's do this all.
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Please please stop me wait is it so up wait is it so up
Fuck wait
Meanwhile, XQC's twitter.
Dude, the Donald Trump with the grills shirt on, dude.
Jesus.
It's good to miss your breast.
Never forget that. Thank you, bro. Appreciate it.
And uh, skip there in the prime welcome. Thank you.
You're the LinkedIn final boss, Drew.
All right, let's do it guys.
Time to bot Folk here. We can get it done easily.
guys I'm just gonna say it the only reason why XQC isn't confirmed to be in
Jinx's tournament yet is because he's scared that if he's on a team against me
that I would run his shit in like it was fucking nothing bro he's scared to
lane against me bond because you know he'd get clowned for the rest of his
life I'm just gonna call it like it is that's the only reason why he hasn't
accepted the tournament invite because he knows that big donka D's gonna
a fucking poll up dude with his Lulu and he's gonna be ripped a new fucking hole
bro, legit.
Alright, let's see guys. Now we just wait for the rest of the camps, then we're
gonna get them.
Alright, we just found this, that's gonna be super free.
Is there a drama or something? No. It's just his ex-QC has peaked bronze to in League of
Legends and he thinks that he's God's gift to the game. So he says it calls me a wash
up one trick but then he's too scared to accept Jinx's invitation to the tournament
because he knows that he's going to get absolutely railed by me in lane. Listen,
it is what it is he could prove me wrong if he decides to show up and lane against me but
until that happens like he knows what's up bro bro one trick to wilson and overwatch to
peak diamond dude you know what i mean like let's chill for a second about video games
and uh i'll prepare in the time i come thank you
Alright, so now I'll play on the blue one, then after it's double crab.
Yeah, this should be fair.
Double crab here is going to be super good.
And Bob's go there is so welcome. Thank you.
most of them are not for such you know they're just only a 30 up yes laptop
playing League of Legends and reading chat on my phone
but at the end it's not about you sitting there and having the class and our
production value
just about starting off and then afterwards finding your footing as you go
Alright, stop the bot folk there and we'll get it done easy.
Are you still going to be in the workout tournaments?
Yes, we will.
14, 15, 16, and I don't know exactly what the hours are about to begin.
Okay, so now we just talk to Bot Folkler and then after as we look on drag.
There's John, so I'm gonna lose my wrappers here.
I mean I got double crabs so I'm really mad about losing wrappers if I get double
crab kill.
Not really.
Alright, so now we're playing the Wolves, and afterwards we look on the Gromp.
It should be a free play on Dragon, as long as we can get priority in both lanes.
Someone gave yours. Yeah, we're getting you bought by someone
Oh
Okay, well Katerina is going to come in here.
Misfortune.
No, no, no, no, no, you're not dying to the smolder, you're dying to me.
Perfect.
Nice!
Okay, two kills.
You take those.
Easy as fuck.
Ah, dude, not this song.
This song used to be my go-to when I would just be like fucking spiraling mentally.
I'll listen to this max volume, and then just fucking like literally feel like I was swimming in my thoughts
Offer fucks they can do but I know that happens you guys sometimes see but sometimes it's like you think so much
That it really feels like your head starts spinning. Have you guys been there before now? Oh, is that just me?
And uh, Johnathan, you're welcome, thank you.
Alright guys, top to bottom, and we'll look on the drag, let's go.
Well, you know what I miss?
When League of Legends names used to be unique, because then it's like you'd always feel
like motivated to like think of a new edgy name every once in a while like that
was actually one of my uh one of my league names veins of glass like that
one's so fucking hard out of a ton I had veins of glass fueled by pain I think one
of them was like driven by rage diseased mind that went fucking crazy what
else. Let me think. God's strongest. Oh, no, that one, that one fucking hard. God's strongest
in all caps. That was fucking crazy.
No, we had some, we had some juicers. We had some juicers. Way to fall. That was
another one. Become the beast.
Say, buddy.
Hegrim is a champion that it's a lot about like knowing your limits
So it's a lot of like playing games to realize just how strong you really are
But it's also by your clicks
So I mean by your clicks is that like hegrim is a charm that's really fast
so it's like depending on how close you click to your character it's gonna allow you to dodge a lot of skill shots
But one like I guess like generic advice I could give you is like when you eat don't automatically go to use your E auto
Try to like run behind them and chew them while you're trying to run behind them and then afterwards use your E to purse them into you
Nice
That's... come on.
Nice!
Worth, worth, worth, worth, worth, worth, worth, we take those.
And the Racco, they're in the bottom of my cup.
Dude, I still can't get over it.
doidaneo
why does he keep calling me that?
oh my god
doidaneo
well i made out my next league name
doidaneo
Why didn't you focus Echo?
Because Echo has an ability that allows him to snap back to where it was 3 seconds ago
and then become untargetable and then also gain like 500 health.
Nice.
He's talking about you again.
No, this guy loves me.
Wait, is he actually?
Someone give me the clip and we'll see it after.
Drake's album.
I don't listen to albums.
I was into like new hardstyle releases.
Alright, let's see the guys.
We gotta get some longswords in our inventory.
sorry. Who raided you? We're getting a view about it today, unfortunately. Bye, somebody.
Alright guys, so it doesn't look like we have any planar tops there or not, but we can
just walk to Krabin and afterwards go back to our jungle. Nothing here. Anything over
here. That goes bot too, this is perfect. Alright, so I'm going to play for the Gromlin
efforts up to bot. And Shady there and Zaka there in front, welcome. Thank you. Alright
guys, a new lock in, a new lock in, we got it on this one. Let's go.
Hi I'm new, hi new I'm Dawn Test, sorry I'm retarded, I should kill myself, anyway let's
go.
It's getting viewbotted bad I feel like it's hype, well for me it's like getting viewbotted
is unironically objectively a good thing, but the reason why I don't like it is because
I use my viewer account to assess how I am as a streamer, or how I'm doing it, you know?
So when it's doing well or doing better, then I'm like, okay, well, I'm on the right
path.
But then when it starts flying, I'm like, yeah, I gotta set things up.
So when I get re-bought it, it makes it hard for me to have feedback, so I don't
like it.
Okay, we're definitely going to have to play with the rest of it here.
is just reacting to you on stream.
I'm gonna give it a clip, we'll check it out after.
Fucking Belly Daniel, bro.
I don't know if we can play on this here.
I
You nice easy, and then I look at look on this in a jug
Wow, instantly one shot, isn't that damage kind of crazy?
He just said he started to say, can you guess who called him bruh?
Dude I need to do the clip after.
Now you guys know this song is so funny to me.
I've only used to watch XQC do Among Us streams all the time.
So now watching him have this funny kind of weird beef with me for like no reason is hilarious.
good
we guys i just thought that the streamer went from twenty years to ten k
of park
send you on discord account and watch it after game
she has no flash, remember when she used it earlier?
5.5k? Wait, this is the real viewer count! No, that's actually fucking crazy. Wait, chat!
Chat, chat, chat. Is this actually the real viewer count? Everyone needs to type one right
now so we can verify. If there are 5500 ones and we know it's real and it's not aborted
any more? That's ashy wild.
Okay, I really want to look on this here though.
can you just like hit this third pro please
good all right guys I'm gonna be honest I think that actually were 5500 ones
that's fucking wild holy shit never played lead before but I'm tuning into
this I got you know here we'll hit well a little juicer for you
Alright, let's see guys.
Ooh, that's a free kill.
Whaaaaat?
What?
I'm up an entire...
That's cr...
Okay, listen guys, there's one way that we can win this one in the craziest way ever.
And what if I told you it's not with Hardstyle or anything else?
It's with a song that's gonna bring us back to 2014.
Type 1 if you're ready.
Maybe after first we're gonna listen to this
Pop-pop-pop let's go
What fucking dumps that baby
This was the kind of outro music that a random YouTube channel named like pedophile gaming would have
No one here beside me
Keanu, not killing you this time, I can promise you.
It's all in my head, what you saying to me?
I see your face on my TV screen.
This one's for you guys, check this.
What?!
Okay, so it turns out this song wasn't actually the vibe, so we're going to play one of the
best music mixes that we've ever made.
And if any of you guys, if any of you guys grew up playing Minecraft or shit like that
or very anything, then this mix is going to bring you back to the time that you
used to do that.
Are you guys ready?
Some of you should already know what mix this is, just by this little bit of fucking monster
cat 2012.
Let's go.
We'll be right back for you.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
in the background for five hours straight.
No, no, she's dead.
Easy.
Adontas? Have you ever been tested for autism? Nope, but I fucking ate that shit.
I'm fucking insane at tests bro fucking pass that shit fine fucking colors
Not gonna start failing tests now that's what I'm sure oh
I know this song even though I don't feel it now
Listen
they're the first like 15 minutes of this mix or some of the best EDM songs ever
after that it kind of like becomes a like but first 15 minutes
hey guys listen
I know
the fuck did you think would happen boy
oh no we need the solder we need the solder
I know we will shine on through
Through shine on through
W category now
Can we look on this?
the
the
the
such a fucking banger bro, such a banger
alright
are you in Jinx? you can just give him tips, so it's the best side to watch it from
but if you watch it from his, there's no delay
oh it says
Dude, is his maid doing his bed sheets in the background while he's talking?
Wait, that's hilarious, wait, what?
Bro, I'm just going to say it.
The only thing XQC is the master of is dodging accountability for his League of Legends rank.
If he actually truly believed he was mastered here, he would join Jinxi's tournament and
he would shit on everybody because he'd obviously be the best player that outside of the challengers,
right? But he's not going to do it. Why? Because he'd rather react to fucking Nintendo YouTube
videos because he knows he's Emerald at best. Facts. Facts. That's facts.
Alright, that's this one.
I guess we're going to find out how good it really is.
I
Popped off oh no this guy's gonna get shit on brah I'm telling you on Monday bro. It's over for him
On Monday it's over for him on on Monday guys on starting from Monday when people talk about
XQC they'll be referring to him the past tense bro because he's gonna evaporate dude he's
gonna sit there he's gonna get out blamed out traded destroyed every game dude oh no
it's over for him dude you'll lane against him because he plays ADC yeah I'm telling
bro listen I'm gonna lane again some he's gonna be all in time it's gonna be
the grudge match I'm telling you it's like it's like Rocky vs mr. T bro
literally rocky vs fucking mr. T poppa poppa
and that f9 there's a five months on back thank you and no but they're in the
for the sub and jay for there in the prime welcome thank you all right give me
one second look we're back
the
I'm a more Rora Kaisa ergoat, oh, okay.
Adonis, you're gonna end up in a voice critical video.
Why?
Because he's gonna be playing the tournaments, maybe.
Make the tournament wrong.
Robins are guaranteed to play him.
I don't have any control of it, bro.
It's all GenC.
At GenC's tournaments, the one thing that I've been, like, really helping with,
It's like giving him a bit of insight on like the league scene,
stuff like that.
And then also like formatting, you know, like names, things
like that, OK, like all those kinds of things.
But outside of that, it's like the structure of it,
how it's going to work, all that kind of stuff
I had no affiliation with.
It's his turn, so he just runs the show with it.
Alright, let's see guys.
What was the last song you played?
That's been my so's.
Draper Night Rider.
Is Jhinx gonna commentate in the tournaments?
I think it's going to be a player. I don't know who's actually going to be casting it.
I don't even know if there will be a cast, as a matter of fact. I don't know if there will be.
Yeah, I mean, people can, like I guess tell me how Jinx's permanence used to work in the past,
but nobody's definitely going to be playing in this one.
So I don't know, maybe High Vise is going to be the official broadcast then?
Like it's head mod, I have no idea.
One is a Jermyn on Monday.
Charlie's actually playing the tournament, sweet.
Hold on, I think Jinxy put a list at one point, let me find it.
the list is actually fucking crazy.
Yeah, this is the list.
So, Jingsea Courage JD, Ludwig Doublelift,
Poebelter, Moist Critical, Disguised Toast,
Mr. B, Mr. B's, that's so insane.
Last pose, no way for you, Tyler won, Poclos, Yasuo on the pixel, Alois, Emeru, Saber, Ronaldo, Arosiaz, Mi,
Voljam, Yusef, Arke, Muda, Rey, Sketch, Marlon, Kingsman, Keso, maybe.
And then I guess now, XQC as well.
Wait, I don't know a few more that are probably going to be like announced soon.
do you know about teams? No, there's gonna be a tournament draft. So I don't know when
determine jobs can be what should be insane.
Alright, I think this game is finally a remake though.
2Buddy can't be on most team you two are like autism brothers and listen out of all those
careers the only person that I actually would sit there and be like oh dude I really hope
I get on their team is just jangsy.
Like I think we can make any game that we play like insanely fun no matter who our
roster is but it's because me and him we both have like the warrior mentality you
know what I mean?
just going into a fucking battle and going crazy and as soon as they're so
welcome thank you
okay so is this game actually gonna be a remake because it looks like this guy
reconnected so it's either they're a moomoo's afk or the karma was like the
late one and a petition there in the
form on some luck thank you car you drive
it's like an sTV not on the model maker
like that. That's an SV. Alright guys, do you want me to chill and talk to you guys or
do you want me to be informative? What are we thinking? One for chill, two for informative.
Make a new account and play support and then go with Jinxie. Well, we're going to be
playing in the tournament together for Clash on Saturday and Sunday, so that should be
be like you get them out of practice.
The captains have to play in China supports.
No, not the captains, the challenger players.
The challenger players are on the captains.
Informative 22222, I guess on form never had seven.
Okay, so we're gonna play for the right
and after the red we're going to look on the Krugs, scuttle's up in like 20 seconds but
the problem is that we don't have any problem with our bot. So by all means I should probably
recall after I finish my Krugs. Now the only kind of shitty thing is I don't know whether
you're Momo cleared, right? But considering the fact that the blind's backing off I'm
making the assumption that he's going to be there. So we're just going to recall
and then just go straight there, out of base.
So now out of base I'm going to run through mid and I'm going to use my E to get faster.
The reason I'm running through mid and not through the jungle is because if you run through
a lane your home guards last until here.
Because if you walk through the jungle it's only until there.
So now the Aurora is super low so we're just going to use our ghost and our E. I'm
going to Q to get a Q stack.
Wow.
That's...
I mean, you also are mad, man.
What the f-
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Uh-huh?
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I don't know how the fuck she did that.
I guess now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the crab on the left,
afterwards to help to bought it. So you're gonna notice I'm not gonna use my W on the
clear here and the reason why is just because like I want to conserve mana is
right now I'm like low enough on mana that I think that if I start using my W
then I'm not gonna have enough mana for Qs. But after the gromp the thing is
like killing the jungle monster gives you like mana back so now we
should be okay. Like now we're gonna get
Okay, so after I clear my Raptors what's going to happen is that the Krugs are going to be up in like 30 seconds.
So here it would actually add two options. Option one is I can invade his bot side, option two is I reset for my Krugs.
The reason why I'm going to do the reset is because if I go for the invade, then there's a chance that I get collapsed on by Aurora and he's also fresh off his back, so it's going to be pretty bad for me.
So we're going to do this one and then after I'll also get another one sword.
Then I'm going to start building.
I'm going to be honest, I don't think I should do a Saucinacrum this game.
This looks like a really bad game for a Saucinacrum.
Yeah, we'll just do this one.
The reason why assassin acronym is bad this game is because the enemy team has 3 tanks
and then 2 champions I can build on it so if I go assassin I'm just fine.
They get to me horrible.
So now I get this, I'm going to hit level 6 off this too.
Okay, so now we got this boobuff, so we have a good mana regen.
It's not just like staying on her, kiting around her, dodging the abilities, finishing
her off.
And then we press W so we can already aggro, so it doesn't reset fully, so it doesn't
knock us back.
of this property. So I'm going to use my W at the end of this. And the reason why is
because when you have your W active and you do a bunch of damage to a target, it feels
you right so the reason why it's good to use it at the end of the dragon fight if
you're looking to re-engage is because the sunship ends up happening is you're
gonna sit there and you're going to W you're gonna smite you're gonna get the
healing but then you preserve your W for when you jump on to an enemy so
it gives you more like combat W up to an enemy. So my entire jungle is up
diamonds you know that a moomoo is the entire jungle is up too so what do we
do it for a smart share? We invade him. Now I am a bit worried. Why am I worried? Because
the thing is that we only see Kai'Sa balling. So if there's only Kai'Sa balling, then where
does the enemy support, where could the enemy support be? Which you could be here, right?
Then we also don't have vision on the mid laner, so it could literally be that we fight
this. And then it's like we go in and there could be three. It's almost like process
of elimination. And the same way that when you're playing chess, you always want to sit
so that they're not able to think three moves in advance.
General is kind of the same,
but also with observing the enemy positions, right?
Like, if I don't see their support or their mid,
look where their support is now, top, right?
So what would have happened if we would have went there?
Supports that.
So we actually avoid being on our numbers
as advantage play just by paying attention to the map
and where the enemy positions are.
As far as I'm aware, it's only giving me enchanters.
So it's not gonna be like off-matter or bad,
that's definitely like enchanders only and then we're probably gonna like I'll
probably also talk to Jinx too but I think we're gonna ban mage items too so
like you're not gonna be allowed to like build like fully appear show like that
because like I'm worried that if we said them like you can't play khan but you
can play Lulu that then some dickheads get back right guys it's time for like
Gwynsoo's Bork Lulu you know it's like fuck off so now what we're gonna do
is we're probably make it so you can only build enchanter items like the
items you see when you click support those are the only ones you're
building. And then we'll also probably like this bar karma as well, like you're not playing
and chrono. That's how I'm about to do my solo character potential.
Now invade the bot lane.
you know what it then gets us I'm honestly not mad nice very good very good
oh no way right no way right no okay and that's a pipe same problem thank you
not a session all these engaged boats gonna join the nine games no that's what
I'm telling you yeah that's why it's you're gonna be like enchanters only
literally enchanters only like we're gonna have a list of maybe like 10
supports or even less maybe like five supports that you're allowed playing and
then if it's tournament draft you just can't ban any of the supports by the
nuts and nuts the only like chapel they can do and the NEMAC them in primal
cam thank you
So only champs or challengers Lulu, Janna, Melio, Morgana, no definitely not Morgana,
me so no Soraka you me yeah well not more
gone now but yeah the rest of the list
looks fine actually so that would that
would probably be like the finalist and
then you're only allowed building items
that you see when you go on the all items
support tab if it's not on this tab
you're not about building it simple as
that doesn't matter what the item is
But I wanted to get random ones, not a lot of building them.
About Seraphine?
I mean I guess if you allow Sona you should also allow Seraphine.
I might also talk to Jinxie and make it certain I'm not doing mages bot either.
Like the ADC has to be a marksman because something that worries me is that I want
the games to be fun and I'm sure Jinxie does too and part of the issues is that if you
said that in your lab majors, but it's just like a boring experience. It's a
form of poo, so you know.
Because a lot of the time when it comes to tournaments like this, the more
potential there is for people to fuck up, the more fun it is for a viewing
experience, you know. That's what I learned from the Dante's
Invitational.
Am I gonna die to the... yeah I feel like if I...
Yeah I feel like R'garde would kill me if I walk up there. That's not running away.
Like they're probably still will be like in R'garde all that poison.
Seraphine is too good you should ban it.
But I think if Seraphine has just played out the support with support items it's fine because it's like Sona.
The problem is just that if it's Saurfang's Sona, right?
Double if Sona's gonna be too good?
Yeah, but that's fine.
Like, the...
The...
Okay, let me explain to you guys what the problem is with a lot of these tournaments.
So that you guys can understand my mentality.
The issue is that in all of these tournament tournaments,
What should the highest priority be?
Viewing experience and how much fun everybody has while watching right?
But the problem is that if you sit there and you get lead players, what are the lead players going to do?
They're going to try to form these strategies to like cheese wins by putting all the shitty players on champs
That they don't even need to necessarily know how to play so that you can just win games for free right?
So I can already see it being a thing where it's like the the challenger supports on the team. I like dude
Our ADC is like gold, but what we're gonna do is we're gonna put the ADC on seraphine
And then we're just gonna do seraphine so in a bot every game
And then like our one diamond top laner you can draft them. And it's like dude, you know what I mean?
So that's why I think that and you guys can tell me if I'm wrong, but I think making it so that
Only marksmen are allowed locked in ADC would be actually like a good call, right?
But I don't know maybe I'm wrong on that
But I think that person would be the best call that most people would enjoy because I don't think people want to see like oh
Yeah, dude this guy locked in fucking
Seraphine ADC and now he can just stoned all the lane and and they're just playing for like the mid game team fights like come on
But this should like we players is that that's it what they do like
Like that's not wrong, they just try to cheese strategies to make it so that the bad players
don't look as bad and it makes it the last one.
good to me 100% I agree 100% let's supports pick any support and
chanters are boring and op no definitely not because of the challenger support is
on like a charm that can actually solo carry games when they genuinely will the
reason why the challenger has to be on an enchanter support is that they are
not the carry because don't forget this is a tournament that should showcase
League of Legends not showcase oh my god look at our 1v9 this challenger
guy is on this support, but that's not what it's there for.
Are your thoughts on banning ranged top lane?
I don't think ranged top lane would be that much of an issue, to be honest.
Like, would it be kind of cancer?
Yeah, obviously, but it's like, I don't view it as like an unfun thing
in the same way that I view, and in the same way I think also like the viewers would view
mage bot, you know. And a shame thing is so welcome. Thank you.
You think champs like Nocturus or Blitz would 1v9? 1 million percent, yeah. 1 million
percent for sure yeah like because the thing is that you can literally see it
in all these like tournaments like guys guys over the years I've watched
tournaments why are the AT&T tournaments boring as fuck why are they
boring as fuck because every game it's just a challenger player 1B9ing why was
Twitch rivals boring as fuck because it was just like challenger streamers
getting and their friends that don't even stream but their pro players so
nobody actually cares about the people that are playing right and it's like the
thing is that in order to make a successful league tournament right you
need to make sure that the challenger players don't want to be nine and that
there are enough bad players that crazy shit can happen at any moment because
as crazy as it's gonna sound a lot of the time it's more fun to watch a guy
fuck up and be like holy shit why did he do that then it is to watch a guy
make a clean play and be like ooh 1v9 you know what I mean so that's why making
it something noobs have to be the ones to carry and the challengers are really
the ones like sitting on the back burner it's I'm telling you it's gonna be like
very very very I think it's gonna be very fun to watch as I can format
nice
The whole team won in Chandr's for Doublelift's Twitch?
Yeah, and that's what I'm saying, that's what we don't want, bro.
Like, we don't want it to just be like, alright guys, because I'm telling you it's going to happen.
It happens in every League of Legends tournament ever, where it's like people just try to figure out
how do we make our worst players not seem as bad so the good players carry?
It's always like that, always.
So, you know, if you're playing for at least like an Emerald or a Diamond carry,
It's a lot like more potential for like oh well at least I could still be something interesting happening
Then if it's like a challenger carry having the team player on him
It's confirmed you're saying well Jinx you already confirmed the thing about enchanters
But I'm also gonna run by the only building support items and I'm also gonna run by the banning major spot
You're thinking over it too much trust me. I'm not trust me. I'm not if I wasn't okay
You want to know what happened if I wasn't overthinking it already tell you I've already tell you
It would be pobalter loads into game and he's playing fully p comma support
His adcs locking in seraphine and his midlaners playing another
Like champ like Galio and then the other two players are on my tank top tank jungle
And then it's like our guys are playing for a Pro Belt or fully P karma carry
I like
I've seen it in every tournament like dude anybody that's ever watched the League of Legends tournament type one if you know
Exactly what I'm talking about it. It's always like that, bro
It's always the child players that are like, okay
How can we carry given the limitations and the only way that you can sit there and really make them unable to carry is if you
Fucking suppress them so hard that they can't which is why all these limitations are necessary
Yeah, and that's what I'm telling you, it's because I've watched it and I know what's
boring and especially because this is Jinxies first ever league tournament.
It's like I want to make sure that I give him the information that I think will actually
make it super enjoyable and entertaining to watch for everybody, right? Not not a
tournament that just glazes the child players because that's the issue with
like every other tournament is like like it's always the same where it's like the
child players just saying how hard can I carry and they think like oh if I carry
hard enough like people are gonna think I'm the goat but no people just want
to get viewing experience bro they just want to get the best viewing
experience possible. And the honest one thing about that we will see Pike 1
be nine or fully PSF in that one shots yeah exactly exactly it would literally be it would
literally be like that every game yeah or you would see something like the ADC is playing
Senna and then the support is playing Garen and it's just like Senna Garen ball in so
no we're not we're gonna make sure that this doesn't happen so that's why I'm
wondering like do you guys have any other things too? Oh that was really bad. Do you
guys have any other things too you think that could happen that would also like
ruin the viewing experience or do you think that kind of like covers it all? Yeah
I've fucked up this one because I can't really think of like any other
things where it's like oh well if this happens and it's gonna make it like
really cancer. I think you have to worry about the plight diamond person turning
ulcer bean carries. Yeah, but Jinx is already on top of that. Like Jinx is
Jinx is smart when it comes to that. He already knows that that's another thing too.
I feel like we don't even need a band support farming and the reason why is because the
supports all about building and Chandra items.
So what you're going to make the challenger support like farms a point so you can be a
So what, a 3 item enchanter?
Like I don't think that's gonna be an issue.
Providing enchanters from building damage items?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm working on my bludgeoning scene.
When it's a draft of the tournament, I have no idea.
Like my only real affiliation with it
is like the League of Legends side of things, you know?
That's the reason why when it comes to these rule settings and stuff like that, I'm involved
because it's like I know what would fuck shit up, but when it comes to all the actual how
it's going, that's all you can see.
Can I please hold?
Wow, they genuinely use every alt there.
I think we should just baron.
As long as she doesn't end here.
See, like this is what I hate.
We have an Ornn that's level 15
and he's just refusing to group.
Like Bo's just refusing to group.
And then the Urgot is.
So guess what happens to us in teamfights?
We just lose because they have numbers.
It's unironically the same exact thing
that happened in that game,
but we were against the Urgot
We had the garen top that I called on discord. Let's do the same exact situation same exact situation
We're playing the game 45 in a meaty muslin
If I get a battle there, would that be good?
It's just always going to be fucked because you can't make a role set to make a brand
new player look good, but you can give them a chance by limiting the child players.
Yeah, that's what I'm going to try to do as much as I can, because again, it's like
I feel like the purpose of this tournament and what would make it super fun is the fact
that it's showcasing League of Legends, not showcasing like how good challengers are or
like how good competitive League can be, you know, or all that, but just like the game
itself.
And that's with all it's like, with the newbies, with the good players, with
the good calls, the bad calls, the carries, the feeders, everything, you know.
And that's what I think is missing from so many of the commercialized tournaments when
it comes to League.
Like for example, what Twitch rivals had become, or another example would be like the AT&T
shit, right?
Because it's like for that, it's just so commercialized, where it's just like, all right, well, here's
like teams of challenger players, they're going to be on the main role and whatever
challenger carries.
It's like who the fuck cares about that, you know, I mean like who wants to watch that shit?
When is it it's gonna be on Monday?
The child supports are just gonna roam and control the map
Well, if they do then good for them, but it's gonna be a challenger matching a challenger, right?
That's the thing, it's a challenger matching a challenger, because all the challenger players
are on support, and as far as I'm aware, none of them are support mains.
Like Tyrone, for example, said challenger support, but I don't really think the level difference
in terms of the scale would be that different, especially if you're a 4-star on a challenger.
Will there be bans in the tournament? I have no idea. We're gonna have to wait and see.
Like again, it's again the classic situation. Why is our own side landing top? You're not
You're not going to be pushing, you're not going to be hitting turrets, so just team
fight.
Like if anything, Urgot should be the one split pushing top but he's not, so you should
be matching him in fights, right?
This is really the same thing that I find that one guy that we played with, first
game of the day for.
Jesus.
Jesus.
We might be able to hold her.
Yeah, I don't like making fun.
I mean they don't have a single serpents, we should never really be losing teamfights
when we have a karma.
I need 5-thousands all just in case I just play bad.
Obligate both challenger supports the pick, you mean?
Nah, nah, we're not going to go like that.
That would be bad since all the players are going to be one checks I think.
I mean yes but also no because I feel like if it's a situation where a player can perform
worse that overall that's better for a viewer experience.
viewers like watching the fucked up flashes they like watching the entered
combos they like watching the missed mouth fight alts you know
yeah that's horrible I mean dude like
Well, I actually solo saved the game, crazy.
Can you guys stop ending LMFAO?
Please, we can win.
I didn't think that my alternate smite would actually be enough, but I guess so.
I don't know, like our Ornn is disabled, our Vayne sucks dick and our fucking Aesol is playing like he has his dad's dick in his ass and that's like, it's a really fucking cancer but I think it might be fun.
Alright, when you're gonna have an alt and they have a 0 mana Aurora and the rest of them are relatively low.
We're chasing the most.
There you go. Alright, see what we can do.
I'm not ironically soulcaring this ship by the way. It's still possible.
possible. Well, I don't have a clue what's going on. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I hope
yeah, at least get a few games under his belt. Because I think there's a difference
between like an iron player and someone that's literally like, doesn't even know how to
right-click. But I mean it's gonna be funny like on the bright side.
Good. Keep going. Yeah I think I actually still carried this game. That's not
actually fucking sick because I did it on like a bruiser, a hugger, and built two
which I don't think would be possible
I'd say it's on re-upper, I don't want to count my check-ins before that
I don't know about allowing Yumi though, now Yumi would be hilarious dude
I challenge her to support playing Yumi for like a fucking gold twitch player like that
should be hilarious
I think I'm actually going to get Serpents here
I can't think of a single other item that would give me as much impact as a Serpent's right now versus Lackham.
Yo Ornn, you're gonna be med. Same with you Vayne, med. Med, med, med.
Alright guys, we have one goal, okay, one goal. Don't be disabled, that's our one goal.
The goal is literally don't be disabled, that's it.
As long as our team abides by this one goal, we're like, we can win. I'm not even kidding, we cannot show them.
Remember don't be disabled dbd, and I'm not about dead by daylight, bro. That's all it is
Look nobody's looking for flank
All right, there we go
I better get four honors or you're all ending up on the live leak.
game while holy fuck that was kind of dark
wow dude I'm gonna be honest the craziest part about the game was when I
sat there and I fucking like altered for the the super minion and smite the
super minion Joseph could run wow that was actually fucking crazy one that was
actually such a crazy one. All right guys let's see do we get the four honors? What do we think?
What do you think? Are we getting the four? Come on. Come on!
Wow we didn't that's crazy. Two.
Nemoso and Nervanity. That's crazy. Those are the two people I thought were the most
disabled. You know what? Fuck it. They're chill. I like them nowadays.
When you're gonna coach James, see, whenever he gets on League, he only saw playing R6
recently though, so he'll probably do like a few games of R6 and afterwards.
You know, you want the honors when you don't even honor anyone yourself.
When the government asks for taxes, do they give you money?
Think about that for a second.
Are you going to play?
Well, they doubted you, I'm Jinxi, about it.
Because I know that Jinxi, the way he works, is that he wants to know people's peak
rank.
I think it's peak rank and main roll.
Yeah, of course.
Alright guys, we're about to find out if XQC was right
and if I really can only play Hakrim. But I wonder if I can get Blast Spike though.
When are you gonna shave? I mean, I shave every like few days.
Alright guys, do a mastery game here, yes or no?
It's like, Glocky, what are we thinking here guys?
Is it a mastery game?
I'm going to be honest, I see 2 more no CC champs at sea.
Jax, ooo, Jax bro, um, I think we'll do it again, okay.
Fuck, I'm gonna press skim on second.
you
you
I'm excited about this one.
No hackram, I had a band at this game, I got to talk about it a lot, but dude I'm gonna
be honest, this account has been going fucking crazy recently.
Like my hackram, I feel like I'm back in form bro.
I'm gonna be honest, it's been a very long time since I felt like this dude.
The last time I was at one point when I went to Europe years ago, I was at my Germany trip.
I think my last solo queue Germany trip, if I'm not mistaken, and as I was doing the trip,
we were like hard suck masters on an account, then I went fresh account, and I had an 86%
on the headcrim until like 400 LP.
And give me one, this is when Challenger was like 900, right?
And I was like almost 90% on rate.
I was playing against Brock, so on the Ivern, I dropped 20 kills, then the next game after
I instantly get banned, because it was a bothered account.
What was the name of it again?
It was like inexpensive x-ray or some shit.
I
My goal as well now wasn't during nachep
And ninja and take on this seven of subs and that's in the primal. Okay. Thank you
All right, let's see, guys.
Are you guys ready?
Let's see what...
This one is below 200.
Nice.
I actually executed it perfectly. Super good.
I don't think I should use my CureShare, yeah we can just clear it fast enough without it, that's okay.
Okay so now we just play for the rest of the mod sound and after that we should begin.
I should have queued earlier, honestly.
Well, I didn't be able to get to the crab and tonnok because I think I fucked up that
I'm going to try to clear it a little bit.
Okay, so we're going to do that a little bit of light.
Fuck.
Don't wanna just like dive the cast to them.
Damn, I actually got double crabs. Fuck.
No where the Jax is going, I'm like this without the uh, Diego there.
How much man, does he have 55?
Oh god.
I mean, that's like, ah, she's just so fucking sad, I don't know, I mean, dude, I don't know, I just got fucked, I just got fucked.
Well, yeah, they just got fucked because I got to the Crabblade, it's unironically just as simple as that.
I got to the Crabblade so everything got ruined.
And, uh, no, I think I'm the problem, I'll come. Thank you.
I think our best player honestly got is we just took for the top to bottom we should
be getting.
Okay, so now we're going to play for the Raptors, and then we're going to...
Yeah, it just sucks because it doesn't really look like we're having any angles at all.
Like we're gonna be playing for scaling against the team comp, but I mean, I don't know if
I'd say they outscale us, but I'd say in general they're a lot more versatile than
we are.
Okay, well, it's going to be topcrab.stop right now.
He's gonna walk through for the crab if he does, I'm gonna kill him.
I mean this can all be traced back to like the fucking uh, you know I'll be traced back to the fucking in fact I got double calculated
Is there one I got here in time?
He's gonna live.
I'm gonna start crying, bro.
Yeah, I think he's just fucked.
But I'm gonna be honest, I think it's just fucked.
Was that excuse right? Yeah, I guess he was, bro.
But I guess he honestly might have been, or I played Master Yi, because I've been wanting
to get better at it recently since his jinx, he's main champion, so I wanted to do better
on it so I can figure out how to coach him better, because right now I can provide
him with a lot of value even though I don't want to trick it, but it's like as he climbs
higher I don't want it to feel like I can give it my glass some less you know.
We're just going to lose every single new show I feel.
contact for the jinx tournament i'd have to do them on twitter
to twitter dm's and then you can just like your uh... peak rank
main walls of the
you know part of me is wondering what if i were just like sat there and fuckin like
I thought I'd just pay for the crab.
Oh, I know, the song is so good.
Yeah, it's even better for the song.
You want to play grubs? I mean I think looking for kills is probably better, but...
Nice.
Woo!
Hi, baby!
It's the WinnerBots.
Go!
I'm Theo Therence.
Welcome.
Thank you.
Okay, look on the grubs and afterwards you play on the grub too.
So now we got the Kraken and then I'll get tier 1 boots, but we actually have magic
before us so we don't need to know we'll do this.
They say motherfucking donald or motherfucking donald?
Donald.
Motherfucking dough and all best sacrum in the world
I'd use lock-on because it goes crazy
Okay, so me and uh Diego actually play pretty even
So he's on it.
I don't think I can fight the dragon, I think it's better to just give it.
Yeah, we'll just farm up, we'll keep farming, let's go.
Do we die, y'all?
Yeah.
see fucking do we Daniel what yeah I think we're just gonna go today
he says fuck all right we take those if I could have cutest I'll be the
would have been like a million times better may I sometimes we get on this
one, so I'm happy.
Say Zina.
Which I use the W ability as E. You either hold it if you don't think you can win the
fight and you need it, I was like get out your free card like I did there, or if you
know you're going to win it for sure then you use us an auto attack cancel.
Okay, how the fuck does he ever live there genuinely
guys real talk how the fuck does he ever live there
That's actually crazy.
Okay, maybe look on this one.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know if that would work or not.
Wow, I generally didn't fucking know if that would work, but I guess it did.
testing this fucking king baby never let anyone tell you otherwise
all right wolves all the way to crud so let's go
Okay, so now we have the flash up.
What's happening here?
I want to look on this castle.
i mean i fucked up that's my fault
it's my fault i fucked up
if i were to queue to dodge this art i never would have lost that
fuck
that's that's on me that's gonna be my fault
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And uh, I can't step in that problem, welcome. Thank you.
Alright, we're probably gonna do yours, we're gonna look on the uh, on the crab and then afters I'll put on the rockers.
Mouth fight bro, no way
I use my QLQ as E. I forgot that the way that Jax works is that his E blocks are Q-Domage
I can believe forgot Todd.
I want to coach Jinx. See you probably a bit later.
Let's play Rainbow Six right now.
Alright.
Tim and maybe even luck on a box of top clear.
Okay, all right, so now we're going to play on the top side, then we should be getting...
Please have more than three children, your bloodline has to be vast, overtake league.
Yeah, like I said.
Why can't I have as many as the accountants on accountant4 anymore?
Oh, wait a second.
Oh, no!
I mean, like, yeah, it's actually so bad.
Because what we need is, I think we just need a mouth fight to be like face checking this.
Like I need to be a secondary follow-up on me.
Yeah.
Because like if he has Quartz to fight, I think we win.
But it's your hard key to auto attack, but I still use right click, but I also have a
space bar for my attack move click.
Oh no, oh no, dude, oh no, dude, oh no, dude, oh no, dude, oh no, dude, oh no, dude,
dude what the fuck are we doing?
Oh my...
And uh, this is over there, I'm gonna probably walk him. Thank you.
Alright.
Most useless jungler I've ever had.
guys I typed brndd because it means brain dead but I typed it in a way that the automated
system can't like pick up on it get fucking outplayed
Yeah, I can build this chaser on 27.
yeah that's a fun one
thing is that Vigo could go on that Rift Herald to like evade it
oh nice good shit vain wait we could probably take the dragon then
no no no no no no no no no no denying Soul over Baron any day of the week
I'm not going to use my E on the dragon because if I do and the Diego comes I don't have enough
damage.
Okay, good.
Wow.
I mean, it's baron, but whatever.
All right, okay, that's it.
It was better to flip Baron laterally just wrong.
We'd rather they get a 300 gold and a temporary buff over a per hour, like...
I'm getting a permanent buff that just makes this level, they're always strong no matter
what is, it's definitely not the right call to make.
Yeah, this is horrible.
Well they have three people committed to obsolete, it might be a chance we could do something
I mean, yeah, it's just over I'm lucky
Is my top laner autofill?
He said that he didn't know that the TP gives a shield but only when you land.
I mean it would explain a lot.
Oh wow.
So it's a team of one trick that I mean, there's no way he didn't know them what.
All right, we get that sense, let's go.
I think next time I'll probably just end up getting random ones to be honest.
I don't think more damage would help.
Okay, we're doving enough to play for our clear, Nala.
I
Kingmon there in the prime, welcome. Thank you.
We should be able to hold.
does he does not vote Dom's regards okay so that means if I get Brandon's he's
gonna be doing like literally no damage
just one minute flip it flip it flip it trust
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh my god.
Just back up.
the whole time no way right like no way right
I'm looking at my replay I want to see if it was up the whole time like I don't
There's anyway it was but okay. No, I listened and I don't know if they're in some welcome. Thank you. Oh
What a sad game dude, it's there just cuz like
It's cuz I got to the crab late if I didn't get to crab late bro imagine oh
My god
It's actually so fucked, dude
Oh fuck me
Now we just see home that we actually had a hackroom game and we're gonna be good.
The Dewey Daniel guy off the horse furry, yeah exactly, when I'm not playing a furry
every champion is just fucked for me dude
more like the prime welcome
thank you
and uh...
bernald
the prime one is all
I am done
The crab was waiting for you got cut by the big Brawler Diego, I'm sure I should an ironic creature
Should you practice social jingsy teaching him out of gang
I think that's gonna come soon for now. I feel like we're making good the headway like genuinely
Yeah
Tell the music this this is old school dubstep bro listen this shit
This is like old school fucking bangers
As in we're gonna get fracrim, but it's okay, but next patch is getting bob so it's gonna be even better
As in we even better and I know what they only get for a shot. Thank you
Are you guys ready for it?
Let's go.
Who's ready for it?
We have two Chinese players on our team, so this game is going to be a fucking freebie.
When you see the Chinese names, you know it's about to be crazy.
Alright, let's go.
Do you play Hegrim vs everyteamcom?
Yeah, I can play against anything.
In this game, I'm probably not going to do an assassin game though, because the thing is the enemy team has an exhaust on their milio, and they also have like two tanks.
So, we're probably just going to do a sound and shojin cleaver game.
I think you can do shojin and cleaver games so you can play assassin and whenever you
can then you go cycle.
Alright, talk to our folk here we got it done here.
guys am I crazy or is Doran's bow not just always better than Doran's blade
because you get another help pot in lane and like yeah you're not getting the
80 base HP but you got 150 oh shit wait no I think I have to finish out thank
Thank you.
Appreciate everyone.
Okay.
Okay, so we're counting the wrappers and after it's rest of awesome again
That's a bay.
There we are, we're going to have to refill the water tank.
Uh oh.
A little invader ran in the room.
Here's one to get in the closet.
Wow, multi-tasking cat petting.
It's good blue.
Is Vibra a good jungler?
I think it's okay, yeah.
Alright guys, we're gonna have to shim this and mumu's fucking mouth.
I know we're gonna have to use this bandages to wipe our fucking ass.
You ready for it?
So we got this and then we have to walk towards that.
You're good?
You're good?
What the water?
Yeah
And you maybe want to just like a I didn't see it completely
I know
Yeah, but I think it's once over like three months. We could switch it out if you want though
I can do it after though, like after my game if you want I can like take it off.
Right, so that's here, but I think the photos are around here somewhere.
Like there's someone on my floor.
I thought there was someone on my floor, I think.
Oh, I can't look there.
Alright, let's do this.
I'm going to play with the top to bottom and after that we're going to look on the dragon.
Okay, so the mouth fight dies again and sick.
I'm going to clear the rest of bot side and after that we can look on the dragon
Ok, so Moon was starting to show up on the raptors, but we can always see Moon clearing towards bot
All right, and now we're gonna do some play for this.
Ooh, nice, very good.
Okay, now the question is, can we just play on this dragon?
Would it be smart to also empty the rest of the water that's in there right now or no?
Would it be smart to also...
Oh, I can do that for my ear, John.
What?
Well, because what I'll do is I'll just like, hide and then I'll just like, uh...
What?
There's a sign.
There's more to here.
Look.
Oh.
Okay, you know what? Maybe if we throw out the rocks too, then fuck the minerals.
You want to do that? Just throw out all the fucking rocks?
Oh, shit.
Guys, I'm not kidding. I've been drinking multi-water,
but I don't even know how long.
Because my water filter has rocks in it,
and makes it like mineral water,
but it's fucking mold, bro
wait, maybe that's why I've been hard stuck
IT'S THE FUCKING MOLD!
ooooh my god
but that's actually wild
Jinxy is calling?
what is he?
It doesn't say he's calling, you guys are making shit up.
Jynxie is joining next game.
Oh, is he okay?
Okay, so Jynxie next game, okay, so this will be our last one and then we do the coaching.
Jynxie called you, he did end.
Why do you guys always lie?
Dude, there are like 10 Jynxie viewers that come in the chat, they lie about him
calling me and then afterwards it's like everyone's like dude!
Is he gonna finish it all at the same time as you? Okay good.
All right we're gonna get on.
As you are, I'm gonna beat you soon. Um, depends.
Because I haven't been a good enough boy yet to deserve mommy's beaties.
So maybe if I-
Make me drink this and I'm sick of this. That's why I've been feeling like this.
It's like your fucking dick when it goes in my ass it makes it curve
can you put it on the grubster now too?
Wow, I have a lot of unfortunate, I think we just didn't play for our bot side of the
game.
Adontis, I like you, you're funny, I won't hurt you.
What the fuck is that? Thanks!
Alright, let's go.
I mean, could I even kill Teemo?
I'm gonna try it.
nice perfect did you wash it nice okay all right so now we just put over the
tops of our market welcome to sign up a little bit fun now
what's that right item are they boots yeah the boots I give Omni BAM so you
off of your ability damage. Is that a designer spongebob shirt? I don't think it's a designer.
It's because my aunt asked me for Christmas what I wanted and I told her I wanted a spongebob
merch. So she got me this, then I got a short sleeve spongebob shirt with him making a bunch
of silly faces, then I got like five spongebob pairs of socks and two spongebob underwear.
So I'm fucking death doubted. I'm really the coolest guy in my hood
All right, I'm soon
No, you don't have to put the rocks back in oh, okay
But this fucking blows.
So we just didn't give every dragon even though they have a moth fight versus 4d.
chairs
and chance that we could get a culture
i don't want to watch the bush for what's in the bush i'm worried that there
might be a fucked up
uh...
Oh my god, he's awesome.
Okay, so now if we go for the crab...
I don't think Mummu's gonna be sure yet, like, I think we're gonna be fine.
FUUUUCK!
Okay, now we're good.
We said none talks about Fulquero.
No, I think I have an idea for today's session.
Today's session is going to be good one.
All right.
Okay, so now we get the red and then after it's up to Bob Folkler and we should be okay.
Okay, and then now we just suck on the rockers, then ball-cykra.
Can you focus, P for Jane, so you don't know what to do?
Yeah, I have some ideas of like exercises.
But the PvP though, the only way it's really gonna get better is if you Q's like ARAMs and stuff.
Because you get better at PvP by knowing what the enemy's abilities are and then also knowing like
not to panic and how to target focus.
It's not really something that can be like taught.
you know what honestly trading one for one for one for one for one for one for one for
I think it's completely fine
But I really have to get like a creeper. I think we're just gonna lose this one though
Like as much as I hate saying that I just think it's inevitable
Well, they're before a D bro and the enemy team is all building like tabbing frozen art and fucking bullshit
All right, so now we're going to do something and play with the tops of on them.
We should be good.
So I think our best bet, honestly, is we go like, yeah, they're just like Krugsie
Gromp and then play on the cob.
How come the water is cloudy on top?
I
Yeah, okay
Bro, so Maddy after insult so bad mate where this guy's Chinese. Why is he typing mate? That's something like a Chinese word
You'll get better one day no worry
All right, so we just plan this on good
Nice, huge.
We have to get the shagging though, we have to get the shagging.
of the shot
all my god yes
well you know he's so good about that he sold i saw he sold i saw
but that's your magic resist so this fucking sounds new king is fat skull open
now
this bill
does no damage me los milos
The enemy has all armor bro, of course it's going to do no damage, no build does any damage
just gain nilos, but fuck do you want?
Like I agree with you that this build stereotypically has Zor carry potential, right?
Like I'm not disagreeing with it at all, but it's like there's no way around it.
There's no way around it.
When you're playing against tanks there's nothing else you can do.
Let's look on this.
Now do I want to put on the Timo or do I want to put on the red?
Very Timo.
You all conquer against tanks? No, conquer always feels like shit.
There's not my talent in going on the Twitch side, right?
Okay, so for next item, do we just go Stax?
I can get Stax on the Sunder, I don't think there's another option, yeah.
Stax on the Sunder, Stax on the Sunder, and then for a Visage Cinema build.
All right, so it's about folk here, we need to look on something soon.
The one good thing is the fact that our Zara at least built damage, so like, it should
be fine.
Nice.
Nice.
Give me that cannon, perfect, worth it.
All right, bot side clear and then afterwards, no, not even, I'm going to reset right now.
Sorry, let's go.
Jinx the coaching after this game.
Alright, we need to get the hunger now. Let's go.
So in teamfights, as long as I don't auto-attack the Amumu, then I never have anti-heal applied to me. I never remember that.
We just do not auto-attack the Amumu.
You're so funny with Jynxian, it's good to have.
Once you keep on your recenter camera, I don't have one.
I put it with locked camera and I lock and unlock with Y.
This is under controls.
I don't need to hide my friend for I am just like you.
Okay so order of operations this game.
Twitch, Milio, T-Mall, Malfight, Amumu.
That's how I want to play.
noooooooooooooo
fuck!
I can't even get up there.
We get item, we get item.
But Ralten break there in this episode.
Alright, I think we can get to the bootshed, sorry I was fucking all the time at that for a sec.
Alright, let's head down and let's talk about what we should be getting.
And James, one of my favorite collaborations is here.
Do you have that, bro?
guys we're dumping in a needs for a visage next time no no doubt
Okay, if you are go crazy, bro, you need to get this done nice
Any chance
Okay, a thousand gold bounty on Samira, I think that's huge.
Well, I think this group is getting harder in the next class, yeah.
I mean, that just fucking sucks.
like
oh
oh
oh no
He gots in a water washer
Guys, why can't this verb massage, I swear it's gonna make this game so much more stomachable.
Freak season.
You're three and six.
And I'll probably finish up, welcome.
Thank you.
I'd like to discuss a three and six typing that there's no way
I'm in the, no I know, Melio has hands like he'll know.
Um, I'm in the, uh, no, Melio has Anzac here, no.
This one is so fucked.
Oh god, this guy is so fucked.
You know what fuck it's five men
Let's just like limit us something here. I don't think we have like any other like angle whatsoever
Literally no angle like this is just fucked
JNC is ready. Why is he calling me?
So you guys tell me we need to win this game for a big jitty now you guys think it's even possible to
I
Just one
Jin see
Jin see this game is fucked up, bro. I'm not gonna lie to you bro. Could you screen share? Yep
Bro, I joined your stream and you were raging. Let's go around
um
It's like imagine you're doing a group project, right?
And you're having like the big like body paragraph that you need to do and then you have like one guy that needs to do the intro
And the other guy needs to do the conclusion, right?
Yeah, and then it's like you clock in the day of there
You're supposed to like sit there and actually submit everything and you realize that they did nothing
And not even that they did nothing, but they actually raised all your work as well
So they like scribbled out your name and stuff. Yeah, exactly boy. Hold on. Maybe something goes crazy here
It's fucked!
All right, but how are you doing, Tay-Jing-Si?
I might have lost, but I had to lose so you could win.
Does that make sense?
Oh my god, my chat can't see screen that whole game.
Um, yeah, bro, I'm ready.
Dantez, how'd you play today in League?
Like, what was your record?
What was your record today?
Today, I think we're like seven and, uh,
after that loss, what are we?
I think like either seven and three or seven and four.
Well, I just had like a elegant siege session,
so I'm feeling great today.
Like I just played lights out.
How many, how many games did you win?
Talk to me.
I think I won four and lost one, I think.
Holy fuck bro, you're about to be champion aren't you?
Yeah, solo queue to champion, I'll control the bro, PC.
Alright, so Jengzee, are you ready for me to break your brain today?
Yeah, bro always bro, let's do this shit.
Okay, so I'm gonna start off by showing you something in practice tool, and then I'm gonna want you to do it too,
but I think it's genuinely gonna help you a shit ton, okay?
In practice tool? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm going to start off, okay?
So I'll walk in Mastery and I want to show you something.
Are you ready?
Wait, do you want me to watch screen share?
Yep.
All right, I'm on.
Okay, so, Jinxie, there's something that,
what the fuck is happening?
Okay, well.
I put an infinite loop, infinite loop.
Yeah, wait, hold on, hold on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that?
Good, we're good now, we're good now.
Okay, ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Okay, so listen, something that I want to explain to you
is that, what if I told you that League of Legends,
when you're clearing and you're auto-attacking,
is actually like a rhythm game?
Yeah, that makes sense.
I've asked you about that bro, you explain it back.
You like talk about auto-ing as if I know what that is.
Okay. Bro, Dundas, you like, like,
well my problem is I spam tap, and I know I spam tap,
but then like, you're like, if you W,
you cancel the auto of like the, like bro,
What do I do? How do I kill somebody?
Okay, so let me show you, are you ready?
So first thing we're gonna do, first thing we're gonna do
is I'm actually gonna show you some like
E-mechanics right now, right?
And then I'm gonna want you to do some of them okay?
Two, okay?
Okay.
All right, so the first one that I'm gonna show you
is auto attack resetting, right?
So remember when I tell you to auto attack then queue?
Yeah, auto queue, auto queue, auto queue, auto queue.
So right now part of the problem is that
when you do it, you do it like this, right?
and it looks right you know but the thing about us the reason why it's like
Auto Q is it's because it's more like that where you see when the damage tick
goes off so I'm gonna share something okay I want you to look at the character
and you see this little number that appears like the 54 orange is that yeah
yeah yeah I see it okay perfect so the thing about it is that the second that
appears yeah look it's perfect okay because now I'm gonna share something so
So the second that appears, it means that your damage went off.
So if you actually use an ability the second you see that, then you can cancel a bit of
your animation to do it faster.
So do you want to sell that looks?
Sure, but you're like cluttering my brain again.
Bro, just tap, cue, cue, tap, tap, cue.
Okay, you know what?
We'll make it simple.
We'll make it simple.
We'll make it very simple, okay?
So when I say league is a rhythm game, this is how you auto attack normally, right?
Yeah.
you see a when you auto attack and normally
there's like this wind down period where it's like
your sort is kind of like AFK
you see what I'm talking about?
like boom, boom, like that's a big arcs right?
yeah, it's like dead time
exactly
so it's always in that dead time that you actually want to do your kiting so you're moving
so it'd be like auto, click back, auto, click back, auto, click back, auto, click back
do you see it now?
oh my god, I understand
So it's hit, move, hit.
Because I always thought if I'm moving, I can't hit it,
which is true, right?
If you're moving, you can't hit something.
Exactly.
So that's why I like, let's say we spawn a dummy, right?
But while you're moving, you're cutting out the dead time.
I understand.
Exactly, yeah.
So it's like, dead time?
Dead time?
Yeah, no, I understand that.
Perfect.
OK.
So that's the first thing I want to show you, OK?
The second thing I want to show you
is what I mean when I say the W auto attack hand.
So are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay, so look.
So once you know this, by the way,
like you're actually like insane on mastery mechanics.
Like you can play the Yi at a challenger level.
So we're gonna level up a little bit, right?
To level three.
So let's say I spawn a dummy right over here, right?
Look at when I auto attack.
You see how it's like there's a dead time?
Yeah, all that dead time, yeah.
So what happens is when you press your auto attack,
your auto attack resets the dead time.
Why does he do that double knife sometimes?
I don't understand that.
So the double knife is because every fourth auto attack
you hit twice.
So look, one, two, three, four double auto.
Two, three, double auto.
And that double auto actually counts towards your next one.
So that's why it's like the second you're getting
like ramped up, you started attacking way more, right?
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Exactly.
OK.
I got it, got it, got it, got it.
So did you see what I showed you when I showed you
the W auto counter?
Do you want me to explain that again?
No, no, no, no.
Explain that again, please.
OK.
Slowly.
So look, look.
Auto attack, dead time.
Auto attack, dead time.
Auto attack, dead time, right?
Yeah.
OK.
Did you see that?
Yeah, you were able to attack twice.
How so?
because my W. So if you spam click and then you W,
right, I fucked up there,
but if you spam click and then you W,
it actually makes it so your W resets your dead time.
Got it.
So the W just, it just fast forward, it's got it.
Exactly.
All right, and now one other thing I wanna show you, okay?
So when it comes to-
I'll raise W when I'm fighting,
because I get a little temporary heal and a quicker attack.
Yeah, exactly.
So how it works is like there's a bit of decision making.
So tell me if I'm overloading your brain, but the way it works of when you decide whether or not you W in fights is if you know you're gonna kill the guy, you use your W for the auto attack.
Who the fuck is that?
Who is that?
He's yelled.
Sorry.
Oh my god, it's me, I'm out!
Dude, I can't hear you.
I'm the yelling guy.
It's no time. It's because I forgot to be my sub sound. It's my sub notification. Oh
Jesus, yeah, okay
Okay, so like another thing I want to show you, okay
So for now you can just always use your WS reset
But if you think you're gonna be in a fight where it's like you might not win
Then you can just hold it and then use it as tankiness, okay?
Got it. All right. Now one last thing
Okay, are you ready? If I'm gonna win spam it if I'm gonna lose hold it
Yep, so now one last thing. I pressed Q. How much damage did I do?
So yeah, so look again look again look again, okay 251 251. No, so look at the total look at the total, okay
Yep, so now look so here I pressed Q 126 right
Yeah, watch this
How much I do that
Why'd you do more why so do you remember when I always tell you to press E while you're queuing?
Yeah, the reason why is because your E makes it slide your attacks do bonus damage, right?
So when you do you I understand that but do you eat before you do or do you eat after you?
So it's while you're queuing so it's almost like you press it at the same time
Like imagine Q&E are the same thing and you're just press it like look I
I just press them both at the same time, right?
That makes sense, yeah, that makes sense.
But if you won, you could even-
So all you're basically saying is when I'm fighting somebody, just click Q, W, and E at the same time.
That's all you're basically saying.
Exactly, and R! That's all you have to do.
Yeah, I got it. I understand.
Okay, so now, Jinxie.
Yo, what is that infinite fucking loop?
No, it's because the thing is that I had like mice. I had that your screen share is like my screen share
So when we screen share each other screen share, it's infinite loop. Oh
Okay
Yeah, so GenC what we're gonna do now is we're gonna practice you doing those
Mechanics and then we're gonna do the new practice tool clear speed. Are you ready for this?
Yeah, I'm ready. All right, then show me you're ready, bro. Let's see it practice tool practice tool your practice. So let's go
Now let me ask you yesterday was a really rough day. How are you feeling today?
Good bro confident confident confident wait. I'm gonna get a water. We're gonna water. All right
My blade is your all right guys, I'm telling you right now listen to me today
Jinxie is going on a 15 game win streak. He's going to sit there, he's playing until
6 in the morning and he's going to go straight to fucking bronze. Like there's no way this
guy's even going to lose a single game today. I'm feeling it. Like it's genuinely going
to be crazy. He's going to go on the most generational iron run that any player has
ever gone on before
tiny
today it's going to be the ascension of jitty
wipe your mouth when you're done
Alright, don't forget about the A-Ram.
No listen, today the lesson plan is going to go crazy, I'm already feeling it.
Like I need to whip on my little notepad right now.
Alright, so today we're going to bring out day 5 practice tool clear speed.
Dude it's actually crazy how much better he's got to know he went from 322 to 317 314 309
Like if you could actually it like 305 today, that would be fucking wild
All right
He's on his side quest right now.
Alright.
Well, let me see if this actually works, give me a second.
Alright, let's go.
Guys, when Jingxi says that he's going to go get water, do you think he's actually getting
water or is he gooning in the bathroom right now?
Because I'm going to be honest with you, it's like, with how long it takes, I don't know
It's just like water, you know, I mean
Jink see what's good, bro. I must say what's good
I have an idea that just popped in my head, okay, why don't I play League of Legends?
Wow drinking beer and see what happens
No, seriously, I'm being dead ass. I have a blue moon and a Michelab ultra
Was yesterday really that rough
You have to do this
I mean, do you want me to just be honest?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Playing League of Legends has like re-reignited like alcoholism inside of me, bro.
Yeah.
Like, bro, like, this game is torture, bro.
Okay.
Listen, how about this, how about this?
I'm just letting you know, I'm gonna be drunk tonight.
Okay, wait, how about this, how about this?
You drink an entire beer every time you lose a game.
Deal?
I'll get banned for emptying. Wait, say you swear to God. If I'm actually drunk playing League, would I get banned for emptying, don't test?
No, everyone- dude, half the time I get into it, some fucking dickhead telling me that he's high, and that's the only reason he's playing like shit.
Okay, got it, got it.
Yeah. Okay, so listen, let's work on new Jinxie. On the left side, press reset game. On the left side of your screen.
It's like all the way at the bottom. Reset game, second to last one.
I just want to let you know, coach, like, I'm gonna be drunk.
Okay, all right, then you know what let's make it a good fucking time then so you know what buy your blue by your
Blue smite thingy your item
And now James to remember the time to be today is what do you remember what it was yesterday 309 309, okay?
So walk to the blue buff. Let's go
There is no
Well, whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened to the blue buff? It's gonna spawn soon
It just doesn't press reset game so like bugs for a sec
Yeah, but there's no timers, um, Dantes, drunk off two beers?
No, I'm gonna be drunk off three beers.
Yeah, but the reason why there's no timers is just because it's bogged this- it's gonna
be there soon.
Just give it a second.
So, Dantes, do you think drinking beer will make this game more enjoyable or less enjoyable?
Um, well for me personally, every time I get a beer in, it always makes driving
a lot easier.
So I can imagine that League of Legends is probably at the same level.
Bro, you need help dude.
I mean...
So, okay Jynxie, there's something that I'm going to need to explain to you right now about being a League player. Are you ready for it?
Yeah.
As a league player, the only help you ever need is a win streak, user abilities.
Alright, as a league player the only help you ever need is a win streak.
Therapy sessions, friends, family, right? Everything else going good in your life.
None of that matters if you're not on a win streak.
The second that you win games, you will be mentally okay.
And it's just losing games that makes you feel fucked up. Do you understand?
Yeah, yes.
Exactly. Because think of it this way, Jamesy.
Being a League of Legends player is like being a doctor.
And every game is you going into the surgery room.
So what do you think is going to happen if you're a surgeon, right?
And you go into five different surgery rooms and your patient fucking dies.
No, no, no, no!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Game crashed.
Wait, how the fuck did the game crash?
Bro, is this game made of piles of dog shit?
Why does this game crash more than siege?
Fuck!
Yo riot!
Invest some of your trillions of dollars
into the fucking game!
Jesus.
So, you know it's not the end of the world because I have to redo that anyways.
Yep. No, listen.
It's not my PC. Don't you fucking start tonight, chat. It's not my fucking PC.
I spent three grand on this PC. If that's, or no, four grand on this PC.
If that's not enough for a working PC, then burn it off to the floor!
I'm not spending a fucking Honda Civic so I can run league.
Go fuck yourself!
What, not that? Sorry.
No, sorry. I was just getting flashbacks to my alcoholic granddad.
He would also act the same the second he'd get a beer and-
Yo! It's not a-
It's half of a blue moon!
When I'm drunk, you'll know!
Trust me, I'm sober, right now.
Jesus, what the fuck is gonna happen in an hour, then?
I'm gonna be drunk.
Wait, I just realized the first time I ever drank a beer and lead,
I messed up my kite on a wolf, I've never done that before.
And then my PC exploded.
Like, what is this trying to tell me?
OK, Jinxie, listen.
This is called the sign from the universe.
So what do we do when the universe gives us signs?
We ignore it.
No.
Normally when the universe gives us signs,
we listen to it, OK?
So what the universe is trying to tell you
is it's telling you, Jinxie, right now the way,
the path you're going down is not the path
that you need to go down.
It's like your little red riding hood
and instead of walking to the grandma's house,
you're walking to the fucking wolf's lair.
Now let me ask you, Jinxie,
do you wanna get fucked in the ass by a big bad wolf?
No, I'm not into bestiality, bro.
What type of question is that?
Then why the fuck are you drinking a beer?
Bro, don't ask.
I'm drinking a beer because I'm stressed out.
I'm drinking because I'm stressed.
I'm drinking because I'm stressed.
This game is fucking stressful.
Fuck!
I just played Siege for four hours
and didn't even think about drinking.
This game is gonna turn me into a fucking alcoholic.
I have you in my ear going Q-E, Q-E.
Oh, you're getting ghosted by a stream sniper.
Oh, you're getting ghosted by like,
This game is fucking stressful!
So yeah, I'm gonna drink!
I'm gonna fucking drink, bro!
Get off my dick!
How the fuck do you want me to get off your dick when it's SO COUCH?!
Yo...
Guys!
This is the most...
un-perpetual coach...
in the world!
I'm not hiding! I'm not hiding!
I'm stressed out! I'm not hiding!
jingsy jingsy listen there's a way that you can stop being stressed imagine
everyone naked I need you to start imagining me naked it's unironically
good advice thank you for torturing me with that image I don't want to imagine
that okay then if you don't want to imagine it okay then you don't have
to imagine it do you want me to send you a pic then no I know no I thought that's
what you I thought that was the way that we were going with it's fine
Let's go! Press E! Let's go! E!
Where are the ex-QCs playing the league tournament?
Top-downs?
Uh...
Yeah, no I didn't.
Dude I'm gonna be honest.
Listen, if me and you are on the same team again,
side guy, he's going 0-50.
Yeah, well he'll go in the, um, silver round, right?
Like he'll get drafted in that round.
Um, I mean, I was also thinking maybe silver, but I think that's only for using overwatch rank if it's league
It's got to be around bronze
Three oh wait, baby. That's a new fucking
To jungle one trick ponies camo with there's a one trick or one trip ticket to fucking
in Bansville, Banner.
All right, so now, Jyn, see, no, before you leave, stop!
Oh, okay.
Motherfucker, like, Dantez,
I don't have the reaction time of a squirrel.
I don't.
Okay, so, what, do you know what?
Halfway leak my email every time.
Okay, listen, I'm just over gonna do.
No, you don't understand.
My community, if they know one of my emails,
they will send me images of their penises.
Uncircumcised, I have multiple images
of my chat's cocks in my email.
not that okay they got sent my steak is too buttery and my lobster is too juicy
I don't know what that means what's that no I'm just saying that's like you're
complaining about a good thing
hey hey bro how are you even out in jail you know I'm gonna be honest I
think it's because I had a good childhood like I'm telling you if I
into it I should be like over. All right, so Jensy listen up listen up listen up listen up listen up.
Wait no no you listen you listen yo wait is your name DeWaniel is that your name?
No my name is Dante's. So why the fuck is your discord name DeWaniel? Because that used to be my name.
And then brother brother is your is your name is your name DeWaniel is that your name?
Dude, my name is Don Tess.
So what is DeWaniel?
What is that?
My angel name.
How'd you think of that name, Don Tess?
DeWaniel?
Wait, wait, do you want me to actually show you?
Yeah.
OK.
Are you screen sharing?
Yep.
Give me a second.
Wait for it.
Your government name is not DeWaniel?
Nope.
It's not.
Infinite loop, infinite loop.
OK, we're good.
OK, look.
Look, I just sent.
In Discord?
Yep.
I read that post when I was 15 on Instagram.
And then I just replaced the first letter with a D,
because my first name is Don Tess.
OK, that makes sense.
I got it.
So what's your angel name?
bro i don't even know
what now coach okay so now listen jinxie hear me out
now we have a one of two options and i'm going to be honest with you
it feels like you're a bit overwhelmed
so we can do one of two things
one of three things actually
the first thing is we could play an a-ram
so that you can kind of like learn how to fight better
the second thing
is we could open up a karaoke on youtube version of the rocky balboa
theme song
and sing it together
And the third thing is that we could do a normal game together and I'm going to play as support and I'm just going to tell you what to do and we're going to sit down and make the enemy jungler have 20 deaths and he's going to literally hate his life.
Run up all, but we should definitely start with the rocky thing no matter what but run up all chat. Should we play a ram or norm a ram or norm because like listen the norm. The thing about us that would be just be me and you bullying some 13 year old kid. That's first time in league.
That sounds fucking awesome, bro. Are you serious?
It does, doesn't it?
Like, dude, imagine, bro, imagine some little dude named Jonathan or some shit gets home
from a long day of getting bullied at school. His girlfriend just punched him in the balls.
His bully just fucked his mom or some shit. And then afterwards, he sits there, he logs
into league and jinxes on fucking Yee, and he's fucking shitting in his mouth
FIRING HOUR! STRAIGHT!
Yeah, I don't know if I would give that much
joy from that, bro. That sounds disgusting.
Yeah.
Vote in the poll, by the way.
Vote in the poll, like now.
No, no, no. Vote, vote, vote!
Jack, should me and Dantez play
A-Ram or Norms?
They're leaning towards A-Ram.
Vote, guys, vote.
They're leaning towards A-Ram.
They're leaning towards A-Ram.
Jynx, you can ask you a question.
why the fuck is nobody participating in the group activity only like 5% of people are making
the voices heard and then we wonder why the fuck like nothing gets done you know what
I mean?
Yeah chat vote in the poll guys, vote in the poll, yo bro, um, Dantez, I play A-Ram
Does it force me onto regular characters?
It forces you onto a random champion.
It forces me onto a random champion.
So but the thing is that you can get one other role,
so you can re-roll it.
Or you can choose another one that another guy didn't want.
Okay, so, okay, if I were to get like,
let's say I was to hypothetically get like,
Chi-mu, what would happen?
Well, then you could either like re-roll it,
or you could just choose another one that another guy had,
or you could just play it out if you want to.
Okay, back, back, I brought it, I'm ready.
It's like, think of A-Ram, like a whorehouse, right?
Like, you know, just choose whichever one you want
of what's available does that make sense
and i think that the game
right
uh... you need to add my new accounts cuz i i went on a new account oh why do you
have a new fucking account
no but jamesy
no this is the one that i was playing on yesterday okay like add dauntess
and then the hashtag is a r i s e
a r i s e
and then just send for a cross
but
uh... yet that they are perfect
all dot has a rise for you
for you can i can feel like a phoenix rising from the flames do you
understand me
that bro
all right
cap
uh... invite our joint
why are you only master still what's up
Jinxie, I'm making progress bro! It takes time!
Woah, just take it easy man.
Alright bro, you better.
Yo wait, my chance to buy the Yi skin.
And it's not gonna lie.
Oh wait, okay Jinxie, do you want me to show you some?
You know what? I'm gonna buy you a Master Yi skin right now.
I'm gonna buy it for you. Give me a second.
Really? No way dude. Seriously?
Yep, and when you see the one that I get for you,
You're gonna understand it and I think you might genuinely start crying
Now before I do this what I'm gonna need you to do is I'm gonna need you to play that one
Star Wars song that you really like that you're playing a couple times yesterday, okay? Oh
Yeah, that sounds easy, bro. All right play it
All right, are you ready? Yep start playing it
safe you
But I promise I won't fail again.
You turned her against me!
You have done that yourself!
You will not take her from me!
You'll actually have lost the power to her.
You've already done that yourself.
Oh fuck, wait! I need to log into another county gifted too.
Wait give me a second. Hold on.
The Jedi turn against me.
Don't you turn against me.
I'm not your puppet. I've been a snore to this day.
I see through the lies of the Jedi.
I have brought beef.
Freedom. Justice.
I'm going down the path I can follow.
And security to my new empire.
Your new empire?
What do you think you do?
Stop. Stop now. Come back.
I love you!
Alright.
Jane Sampson, you need like two more minutes, well, two more minutes.
She's not going, man.
Bring badams to the force.
Not needed, darkness!
I love you!
I love you!
I love you!
I need you to play that song 15 seconds before the beat drops and I'll tell you I'll tell
you when to press play are you ready?
Alright, are you ready?
Wait, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, give me a second, are you just gonna find
the right skin?
Alright, alright, I'm ready!
3, 2, 1, OK go.
OK open your league client now fast.
Liar!
Bro, don't test, you shouldn't have. No frickin way dude.
Jinxy, you're the fucking CHOSEN ONE!
Bro, how much even was this skin, bro?
Like, three dollars.
Thank you, bro. That's a pretty shit, my boy.
I gotcha, I gotcha.
Alright, let me go on the account now.
Hold on, I'm logging in.
And what if I told you, Jinxy,
when he presses E on that skin,
he gets a red fucking lightsaber, bro.
Say what lie?
What lie he did?
He goes fucking crazy on that skin!
Word to bro.
Are you ready to play?
Yep, I'm logging in.
I'm about to get on.
All right, let me invite you hold on.
But imagine you get Mastery in ARAM.
All right.
Bro, that'd be fucking sick.
I wouldn't mind playing some of that Oodoh.
I wouldn't mind playing some of that Oodoh.
So, Dalton, did you say you jerk off to your character, Hecarim?
Yes.
So, how does that even work though?
How do you jerk off to Hecarim?
Well, what do you mean you just do it?
Normally what it is is you're going to wrap your hand around your shaft,
and then you just slowly go upwards and then downwards,
and then as it gets harder, you just over the course of time,
right you're gonna sit there and you're gonna like uh um you know what I mean
okay so like okay but don't that's does your wife care that you jerk off the
hacker room or does she understand the grind well he's a horse so like why would
you get jealous but like you jerk off to a horse well it's a centaur
technically. So it's half man half horse. Whoa, what is this? Oh no, no, Jinxie, you need to choose.
Choose. Bro, my brother plays KL, so I'm going to play KL. Okay, but now look, look, look, look.
So now look at the top. Do any of those champions look cool for you? You can choose any of them.
What do you mean? I mean, you can choose any of those champions, Jinxie, like at the top of
your screen. Any of those you can click them and you can choose whichever one you want.
Bro, I think I want to play Kale because my brother plays Kale.
Alright, then fucking run it up on the Kale then. Are you ready for it?
Yes.
Okay, so let me ask you a question.
Every night, sorry.
Alright, no, no, no. Like what are you going to say?
What do I buy? What do I buy? What do I buy?
Uh, wait, you mean like items?
Uh, this thing.
Oh wait, they dodged. GG.
Okay wait, what does the ball right mean? Like where'd that even come from?
I don't know, I just said it at one time.
Draven! Draven! That's title of one homage!
This is going to be a crazy fucking game if you're on the Draven, bro.
Bro, I'm going to play Draven, that's title of one homage.
All right, okay, so James you're telling me you're on the Draven this game. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Well, I the fuck can't do it right in my room. Okay, just just do I don't know do like the leftmost one
Fiber I did it did it did it did it my chat is saying I'm gonna go oh and 20 on Draven. Oh, no
Okay, so listen Jynxie, I'm gonna be honest
It's a really good that you're playing Draven and the reason why is because Draven is a champion
But you have to be good with your like your clicks like the way that you click the way that you move in the way
You auto attack is very important. Okay?
My yeah, that's great. My chat is just spamming 0 and 20 0 and 20
remake
GG
You're about to be 0 and 10 bad
Are you like like what was the point of it? Why are we here? Why are we in a ramp? Why are we here again?
Because jealousy it's but it's like warm-up. It's like you remember how you when you're coaching Sina
You told her that she needs to play team deathmatch before she gets into like ranked
Yes, bro view it the same as this like this is fear to get warmed up. It's for you to get ready
It's like this jinxie. This is you're like this is the for play you understand
Bro, but I'm not that into four play. I don't do that.
That's where you just stick it in?
What? Wait, what type of mode is this, bro?
Wait, you go down mid? This is brain rot.
Yes, so you very just walk mid and you fight.
This is the reason why it's so good because it's going to allow you to train to actually just fight.
Does that make sense?
Oh, it is like TDM, Dantez.
Yes, so you got it now, right? Yeah, but that's cute. No, what is my ability still?
So read them so back up now you can practice your reading so like the
Draven trucks a sideways acts that deals physical damage
Draven becomes ghosted gains move speed Draven's really spinning acts
Why are you guys playing like pussies, bro? Oh, wait, uh, James you forgot to buy items
All right, let's go
Okay, come back should I come back? No, you can't that was so once you leave you're not a lot going back to base in a round
What was the point? What was the point? Well, I was just letting you know, bro. It's information
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I think this mouth fight it genuinely might be first time in this game
Okay, so when you're playing range characters
You want to always like try to right-click and then play at the edge of your range, so then you click like back and forth, okay?
I'm like you said she'll pack you can pick up the shield packs and they they show you
Okay, Jinks I'm not gonna lie. You're kind of fucking smurfing on number two hard right now
They might surrender if you keep doing it
Oh
Yeah, that was great. I'm smurfing my ass off, bro. I just got like literally fucked in the ass
Okay, so like what about vice when you're playing range champions you always want to stand back, right?
So you want to let them melee champions like you know when you're playing master Yi you always want to like walk up and go crazy
Yeah, but I've never played this guy. So I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah exactly
So, Jayvan, think of all like ranged characters kind of like the same, right?
So at the end of the day, it's just about you sitting there and actually like standing back and then just like learning how to auto attack and all kind of stuff.
Like the purpose of, yeah, so the purpose of all this GenC just so you know, it's not for you to get 20 kills.
It's for you to like see what champions do, first of all, and then also for you to practice being in high-intensity situations.
It's a good idea. Oh, that's a good idea.
Alright, so now back up, so whenever you're under turret you never want to auto attack
the enemies, unless they're really low and you can kill them, because if you do then
you're just kind of like end up dying.
I think Malphite has a rock in his head.
Yeah, he's playing like it.
Does my W heal me?
Uh, no, it makes you go faster, so this is what I'm saying, one of the best things
you can do is whenever you're like playing these characters you should always sit there and you should always try to like
Read other abilities because one day when you're playing Jain see you're gonna have to like sit there
And when you see Draven you need to know what he does
So even if it takes you a minute just read what his abilities do and then tell it back to me and I'll like summarize it
Draven hurls two massive axes that deal 26 damage upon hitting a champion or recasting the reverse direction return to Draven
Okay, I'll they return to him. Yep, so I can get it back. Exactly. Yes
So now you want to back up and now we just like walk up and auto attack them
So you want to walk back up back up? Yep
So here like for example you can flash right now you can just give auto attacking see so when you're doing it
It's called space gliding jing see because you're sitting there and you're fucking like gliding on them and you're like
Applying like presence does that make sense
Yeah, okay. Oh good. What's my damage out? How do I see my damage? Well, we're gonna see at the end of the game
Brother League of Legends is the only game in the world where you can have like 30 or 40 hours
into the game and not even know what's happening. Yeah that's the reason why normally the leveling
process kind of like irons out a lot of it because typically leveling process you're gonna play
like over a hundred games for you to get level 30 so it's like that's why like by the time you
get level 30 you say okay but for you you're playing on nightmare difficulty right because
Because you're a fucking real gamer and you don't do that pussy training wheel shit, right?
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly, there you go.
That was a good way to evade that, right?
Yep. No, what you did was perfect, it was actually perfect.
So now you just want to keep walking up and auto-attacking.
But I'll die on 1HP.
Yeah, but remember how A-Round works, right? Like, you can never heal.
So sometimes your brother would just say walking up and dying?
But then you can recall.
OHHHHHH!
Looking good, Keith!
Bro, I got a kill.
You thought you were 6-0. Oh no, I didn't get a kill. Somebody stole it.
Who stole my kill? That wasn't perfect.
Perfect? Did you steal my fucking kill?
Uhhh, wait, you mean the last one?
No, that was Ziggs that stole it. It was Ziggs.
Are you sure? You're not fucking with me?
You're not yanking my chain?
Uh...
My chat is saying Dante has stole it. Dante has did. Dante has stole it.
Well dude, if you listen to our chat about everything, you know what I mean? Like, where would we be?
So at the end of the day, you can't trust them.
Jinxie, remember what I'm about to tell you. I'm the only person that you can trust.
Everyone else, they don't have your best interests in mind.
So you need to sit there and be cautious, okay?
Me how?
he he he
okay
so now go for the autos go for the autos jing see
welcome to auto them
my game crashed
wait what how
My game crash
But that's that's so weird wait. How does your game keep crashing like genuinely did something like get installed today?
I'm back now, but I'm
Well, I don't see how I'm supposed to learn from this because
Yeah, so Jinxie the thing is that what you're supposed to learn from this
It's just the basics of every champion in the game said you never get surprised by what happens think of it like okay
Imagine that like, um, how do I explain it?
Okay, imagine you're a virgin for the first 30 years of your life, and there's like a sex dungeon that we can go to, where we can try out every kink to see like what's going on with everyone else.
That's kind of like A-Ram, does that make sense?
Who the fuck is that tree psycho?
So that's Malkai.
Who is that tree psycho? What the fuck? Malkai?
Yep.
He said a bunch of trees at my dick. What is that?
Wait, I just got a pencil kill
Bro, yeah, is the whole point of it just for you to smurf
No jinxie jinxie the point of this is for you to learn how to fight so
Go fucking challenger
Yeah, there's no other way for a high low player to unwind after a lost game than to play on a lower ranked account and bully some like 9 to 5 players.
You're sick in the fucking head.
Alright, so Jengzee, walk back, walk back. Let your team walk up in front of you, okay?
I know, go in and auto-attack. So what you're gonna try to like, what I'm gonna want you to work on in this game, right?
It's kind of like, you're gonna have to work on the idea?
I'M ALIVE IN A SESS!
Somebody fucking die!
Fuck!
Get me out of here! This is dog shit!
This is fucking shit!
The fuck are we doing in here, bro?
The fuck!
You're just smurfing against new players you sick, demented fuck.
Okay.
Jhin's here.
Also I'll just learn the champs from rank bro, it don't matter.
Okay, alright.
Then you know what?
This is gonna be our go for the rest of the game.
I'm gonna stand in front of you and I'm gonna tank for you.
And then we can get some kills.
Let's go.
I'm just getting ganked bro.
What am I on browsers right now? What is the point of this?
I'm on fucking browsers. I'm the main character. I'm getting passed around like a blunt
Fuck are we doing here coach?
Okay, no listen listen what I'm gonna want you to practice this game is because since you're playing a ranged character
One of your issues on Master Yi
I don't know if you remember but you know sometimes you walk back from fights
and then you need to walk back in but you're very late on it yeah so now what
we're gonna do is we're gonna practice I'm gonna tell you walk up walk back and
then how it's gonna work is you're just gonna listen to my call up for you and
then you're just gonna try do it as fast as you can okay how does that sound
so all right perfect so now what we're gonna do is yep walk up go for the
kill get it up bro stop stealing yo stop stealing my fucking
out walk back walk back walk back okay so now walk in walk up walk up this is
good okay so Jinxy you're gonna get the kill on this Samira are you ready
I'm gonna steal it.
I swear.
I'm gonna order this good.
Yes!
Who's the fucking King, Jinxie?
There you go.
Now kill them all.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Stop!
I'm gonna be honest.
I genuinely didn't even realize that
I did that much damage. Okay, look I'm gonna lock it in now. I'm gonna lock it in now
Okay, so walk up this we're gonna try doing okay back up back up back up back up perfect
So now this is how we're gonna play okay back up. Okay, so now let's kill this. I get it
Oh, right did you get it? No, no, that was someone else. Okay, so now walk up
That was you mother fucker. No it wasn't it actually wasn't
Okay, I'm gonna tank this for you. Oh, what is that? What is that? So it's his ability
What is that?
Plague it's fucking brute
Okay, jane see do you want me to get a pentakill on the enemy team as revenge?
whatever a bro whatever gets you hard whatever gets you going okay so you know
what it gets you hard so you know this is what would get me hard let's get you a
pen to kill I'm gonna get the entire enemy team super low and then you get the
last hits and seal everything for me okay okay so now come so now I'm gonna
walk up first I'm gonna do damage you come in and then you go fucking crazy
Are you ready?
Are you Varus?
Yep.
So now, go auto attack the guan.
Die bitch die!
What the fuck!
Why is her health not moving!
Yeah, that's guan.
What do you mean that's guan?
Her health doesn't move?
Yeah, cause she's just broken as fuck.
So you're gonna learn that in league though some champs are broken as fuck and a lot of the times it's a fetish champs, right?
So, for example, Rhyde makes Briar broken because it appeals to the people with foot fetishes.
They make Gwen broken because it appeals to the people that like, I don't know, like sex dolls and stuff like that.
They'll make champions like Ari broken because it appears to the furries and the people that are into B-seality, right?
So it's like they always try to break champions that can appeal to people's kinks
because they know that the people that are obsessed with kinks are more likely to buy skins. Does that make sense?
And play League all day, yeah.
Yeah, perfect. Okay.
So now what we're gonna do now, James is you're gonna walk up, and then I'm gonna get you all the kills. You ready?
Okay.
Okay.
Uhhh...
You know what? We might have to walk back. Yeah, this is looking really horrible actually.
Hold on.
How is that not my fucking kill? I'm gonna fucking...
How the fuck is that not my fucking kill?
Who got it?
you got it you actually got it I have 20 assists in one kill
I'll ask you
jimsy jimsy jimsy jimsy
okay look are you actually listening because I need to listen like just shut up shut up shut up
so we leave
You know what? Okay, I'll end the game in a minute, and then we can get out and we can get into the ranks, okay?
All right, does that work?
Sounds good, coach.
All right, let me fucking go SICKA mode.
All right.
I'm a range character, I should stay far.
Yeah, exactly. There you go, you're learning.
A-Ram is not for you buddy. Yeah, this is brainwroth.
You know, that's the problem, Jinxie, because like, a lot of people normally they like A-Ram,
but the problem is that it's for the like low IQ bad intellectuals. But the thing about
guys like you is that it's like, you need to actually be stimulated with the actual
game right like you're the kind of guy where we can't put you in TDM and siege
because you need the fucking strategy you know what I'm talking about I like
strategy games bro exactly yeah so that's what I'm saying like dude this is a
game mode for fucking noob tubers bro it's for the people that sit there and
they're just fucking casuals but you're not a fucking casual so the thing of a
this way jane see the reason you're one in ten this game isn't because you're
bad bro you're one in ten because this isn't your element you need to be
stimulated you need to be fucking like you need to be at war and this isn't
that thing reach yeah the entire fucking line
Yes! How is that not my kill? I open! What the fuck?
Dude I'm going to be honest this Ripvin is the biggest piece of shit ever. I've never
seen somebody steal more kills from somebody like it's actually disgusting.
All right, we can look on this we can look on this
Jamesy how the fuck did you just smartphone? I'm not a hard tell me right now, bro. I'm two and 12, bro
Coach hang it up bro. Tell me how it is, tell me how it is coach.
Do you actually want me to be honest? Yes. You're completely clueless in fights.
So it's what we saw yesterday where it's like your issue is that you don't really have like a danger sense right?
So it's kind of like imagine like you're like a baby and you're walking over the stove right?
Because for you you don't have a sense of danger.
So, the problem is that what we need is we need it in a sense of danger, but also confidence.
Because in league, you don't have confidence, but you have confidence when it's like sometimes
it's bad, and other times you sense danger when it's bad.
But this is all skill expression stuff that over time you're going to learn how to actually
get yourself.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, that makes sense, coach.
All right.
So now you know what?
You know what, James?
us to make some fucking quick work of some iron god damn lobbies. What do you think?
Uh, yeah bro, uh, yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Alright, uh, yeah, no, you're curing up here, I'm so like, exit out of that, perfect?
Yo, Jinx.
Hi, guys. What, what, what the fuck do you want, bro? What?
Hey, Jinx. How's it going? Yo, um, can you and Dot Test go over, like, graphic settings and all that?
because I believe that you're on like ultra graphics.
Like you haven't won over any of that.
Okay guys, is there a way to now do my thing, Crash?
Click where it says, you might need to go in game for it.
Click where it says game, where it says end game and then game.
You see that?
Yeah, scroll down.
Okay, now you're going to have to go in game for that.
So open up a practice tool.
Open up a practice tool.
And then yeah, so what we'll do is we'll do all your settings to help it not crash
And then after that we're gonna sing rocky together on karaoke while you beat the fuck out of some training
I put on the chosen ye skin fast the chosen ye skin
All right, that's okay.
All right, so Jens, you press escape.
Okay, left click.
Yeah, so left click first, then press escape.
you
you
you
you
you
Let's fight just to keep them alive.
This is the Yee of the Jinxie, baby!
To the challenge of our battles!
Now James say I want you to put your fucking heart and soul into the next dance up. Are you ready?
Rising up straight to the top
More passion!
Add the gluts, got the glory
With the distance now I'm not gonna stop just a man and his will to survive
It's the eye of the tiger it's the thrill of the fight rising up to the challenge of our
I won't be latching see the last known survivor stock just praying the night and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
That was legendary. Thank you, bro. I got you
All right, wait, where is it? Where is it back back back go back a back back back. Yep back. There you go
Perfect. All right, so now Jin see are you ready to fucking dominate the enemy team with the power of the chosen?
Master Yi
When I woke up this morning, I woke up with morning wood and I pondered to myself why,
but now it all makes sense because today is the day I put on an absolute master class
in Iron Brawl and while being drunk.
Dude, today you're gonna shove your drunk dick of this Timo's ass so hard that he's
gonna be coughing cum.
Does that make sense?
now because when I'm drunk I can't really get it up that much
okay wait do I'm gonna do like Timo voice roleplay to help
yes please
see what are you doing in my jungle
do it's a roleplay!
fucking answer back! oh Timo I'm just here to take your camps
and kill you.
Oh no, Genie, see, please don't do that.
I'm not wearing any underwear today.
Well, Teemo, I don't care.
I'm just going to go take your jungle camps,
take your gold, and then gank your teammate, buddy.
Oh, I really hope you don't take my ammo virginity as well.
No!
Son of a gun!
I didn't mean it!
All right, Dantez, if I lose a single game of League of Legends tonight,
I'm hurting my PC to the floor. Okay. I'm ready for it
All right, so this is how we're gonna do it top to bot folk here. Are you ready for it? Miho?
Miho miho. Yes. All right. Also remember the lesson that I taught you perfect already learning the auto. Yep. There you go
It's looking fucking juicy right now, bro
My dad's like why I spotted that cuz it's I know I'm not getting
There you go. Yep. That they that's fucking IQ. That's like fight IQ. All right. Los autos. All right. Control E
Remember use your E on your first auto
Let's see. What would just happen to your E?
your slayber
I turned into a sick lord
Exactly snow jinxie
We're playing for the full clear of this game. Yeah, I waited for the little guys. Yep
Alright, now go to the Raptors, good, perfect.
So listen, how it's going to work this game.
You do very good against enemy comp.
So yesterday-
Perfect!
Perfect!
Okay, what were you saying daddy?
Yeah, the words are similar, I don't blame you for mixing them up.
Alright, so how we're going to do it is we're going to go for the Raptors and
then afterwards we're going to look on the Wolves.
Now Jinx, I want to ask you a question. Do you know who else has a red light saber?
Darth Vader.
Okay. Is there another character that you got reminded of when you said Darth Vader that also has a red light saber?
Darth Maul.
Now let me ask you a question, Jingxi. What mall does Darth Maul buy?
Oh, I'm in a ranked match! I'm in a ranked match!
Okay, sorry, sorry. Okay, so now drone bot. Let's see what's going on bot lane.
Okay, perfect.
nice good and you're also learning about patience timers too so now press Q and
then drone bot let's see what's happening bot
drone bot drone drone bot perfect okay nice so you're gonna look on the
scuttle crab okay finish the gromp scuttle crab
alright this is good now you're not gonna look for the dive because it's a
bit risky
right nice to this fucking risk of a
very going after the after this uh... this uh...
but you can also go for the second risk of a two
oh yeah this is a god damn job
it's not
no job that perfect okay you won't be able to go to see a lot
uh... actually just recall just recall to risky to risky
so we saw a total recalls because your middle in a recall and their middle
could fight you. So it's better for you to just like reset. So now right click on the
Kraken sir. Walk straight to your Krugs. Yep, there you go. Nice. Coach, I have a
direction in my pants, coach. You want me to do something about it? If I win, yes.
I got you. Alright. All I'm gonna say is tampon springs. There's a lot of things
I'm sorry, I'm about to be flowing over there. You know what I mean?
Buddy, buddy, it is Tarpon Springs, not Tampon Springs. Where did this even come from?
Well, it came from the fact that in Tampon Springs the rivers run like blood because of all the bloodshed that happens there.
Bro, it's TARPON!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, fuck!
Alright, so what were we going to do is-
I gotta get a girlfriend, bro, how the fuck did you get a wife?
Fuck!
Okay, remember, I already taught you this.
I taught you how to get a girlfriend, bro.
I taught you how to get a girlfriend, bro.
Okay, remember I already taught you this Jinxie. It's about sitting there and being the absolute
masterclass of mental manipulation
So that's how I get a girlfriend, actually, get out!
Yeah, and then afterwards you work on yourself when you realize she's the right one and then you go to therapy
But it's okay Jinxie because I'm telling you becoming a League of Legends player is gonna turn you into the worst version of yourself
So you're going to be able to find somebody a lot easier.
Does that make sense?
So this game actually does turn you into the worst version of yourself?
Well, while you're playing it, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, so now go for the dragon, dragon, fast, dragon.
okay
so now
i want to jump out and i want to admit it
we know that the real trick is jane said of finding a wife
well what is it
you need to look please you need to find somebody that out freaks your freak
that like outclasses
how insane you are does that make sense
okay okay what do you mean
I mean, you need to find somebody that they aren't like the opposite of you.
You need to find somebody that's even crazier than you.
You see what I'm getting at? Like somebody that it's like they know you to a level
where they bring you to the highest heights that you could ever get to.
Does that make sense?
Okay, what did you mean?
Well, what else do you want me to say?
Like someone who's more freaky than you are?
Yeah, but not in a sexual way, not in a sexual way. I'm talking about just like in general.
Like, you need to find a wife or it's like, okay, you need to find somebody, Jinxie, where
it's like you're going to go up to her, right? And you're going to say, yo, let's show
random people at the Home Depot. And then you guys are going to pretend to get in
a random argument and like pretend that it's like you're sitting there and you're
just yelling at each other, but it's to troll the NPCs. And when you do that,
She needs to be the kind of person that she not only does it with you, but she goes even
crazier than you in that scenario.
Like she starts going crazy, grabbing machetes, like threatening to stab you and shit.
Does that make sense?
Okay, okay.
Why don't you red or blue?
Alright.
What do you mean?
That buff?
That's right.
Red, red, or blue?
We're losing.
Oh, your red side.
Yeah, no, but you're fine.
Jinx, you're farming.
Okay, so you're ready to focus on the game?
Yes.
Okay, so now, remember, step one to finding a wife,
you need to be challenger first.
If you are not challenger, then there's always like
somebody that's higher elo than you, right?
Because Jinx, there's something I'm gonna tell you
right now, okay?
The real reason why being iron is unacceptable
is because one day you're gonna play against
a legitimate pedophile, and if you play against
a pedophile and you're low elo,
then he's gonna shit on you.
So by you being a bad player,
you're rewarding pedophiles with free wins against you.
Now do we want that?
No.
Exactly.
So that's why we need to become like higher elo
and better at the game
so that no pedophiles can ever win against us.
Does this make sense?
Yes, yes.
Perfect.
Okay, so now you're gonna play for the blue
and then afterwards you're gonna look on the gromp.
Like Jinxie.
There could even be a pedophile in your lobby right now.
I'm passing Tabron, I'm seeing a Teemo with fucking Smite Teleport Jungle.
Like there is no-
Why does Teemo get played every game?
Why does Teemo get played every game I play?
You wanna start banning it?
But like why? Like why does he get played on this?
Because he's fucking brain dead, dude. He's brain dead and he's like,
legit broken as fuck, dude. That's why.
Okay.
Alright, so now this is what we're going to do.
You're going to play on the crab, and then jump bot.
Let's see what's going on bot lane.
Are they pushing in?
They aren't.
So after this you're going to go to the grubs, okay?
Okay.
Alright, now go.
Nope, the grubs.
Not the grubs.
So the purple ones.
There you go.
But you're saying grubs and crubs.
Like, that sounds similar.
Yeah, no, I know.
But that's why, like, over time you're going to realize that it's not...
I'm the gold pussy
Hey, hey, hey, there's one thing that Jinxie likes doing
It's fucking a pussy in broad daylight, am I right?
Whoa!
Dude, look, you walked into it bro!
Like, you set me up perfectly for that
I didn't set you up perfectly, you're just fucking sick in the fucking head
Guess what it is? Nothing is perfect!
Well listen, you fucking take these grubs uncontested is perfect, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
Alright, there you go, so now get them.
Bro, Dantez, I'm kind of drunk.
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
You know how his name was P. Diddy?
Yeah?
What if your name is Yee-Jitty?
So, Dantez, I want to remind you, bro.
I'm in iron three. I'm on the precipice of D ranking to iron four that can't happen coach
I'm gonna need you coach to focus brown. I'm gonna need you to focus
All right, I understand understand understand any nor jinxie I apologize I apologize
Thank you coach, now my chat is saying Eugenie, Jesus Christ!
Does master want to punish Dobby for his insolence?
Does master want to pat punish who?
Bobby!
Who is Bobby?
Bobby bro, it's the guy from Harry Potter, we're role playing.
Bro, you gotta like
Sorry, I'm actually sorry. I'm actually sorry. I'm actually sorry. Okay, I'm gonna be the lowest
You're not broke. It's your winners queue. Look. It's four to eight
All right, so now get the dragon it's free
I'm so doing dragons like an absolute fucking Chad and you know why it's cuz you're fucking drunk, bro
You're drunk as a skunk right now cuz they don't care you're right bro, okay?
So it can I actually give you a little bit of advice here?
Yes, a lot of the times the more you care. Oh wait, okay?
Press R and just run on the Santa and Q on her aren't you on the Santa nice II?
Oh, you could have killed them all I'm not even getting they would have genuinely all died
Like if you would have just auto-attacked her they would have all died
No, no, but I would have died there the second guy and then you would have it. No you wouldn't because the second guy was a mage
I WOULD HAVE DIED! I WOULD HAVE DIED!
SHUT UP!
You always try to get me to 1v3 and then you go
I would have died
Okay, I'm not gonna lie you might actually have a natural gift at this game because right there that was a test
I wanted to test whether or not you were able to defy your coach's orders in favor of your own game plan
When you know what's right knew it. Thank you exactly
So let me so like dude. It's like how do you even realize these things like you sit there, and it's like
Okay, alright, so like Jinxie listen now we're good. Okay, you pass the test. We're good now
It's like I was the guy at TSA that walks in with like some kind of
No one okay, so now what we're gonna do is you're gonna play for the
Raptors and then after the Raptors we look on the wolves, okay?
My blade is yours. All right nice
So now we look on the wolves and then afterwards on the wolves, right?
We're gonna look on the the blue buff next
My brain is yours.
No amount of violence can change who I am.
Alright now GenC, what we're going to do right now is you're going to insta- okay so
let me give you advice, okay?
When you can't go for ganks as a jungler, you need to instill fear in their hearts.
So here what you're going to do is you're going to recall, while you're recalling
Slash all I'm a schizophrenic psychopath
Okay, now you're talking my language, perfect
Oh, you know what we have chat disabled all right, so now we're gonna walk to the the scuttle crab
Yep
So now Jin see you can actually talk to yourself and party chat and no one can read the messages
So I want you to type right now. Hello, Jinxie. How are you doing?
Perfect. Alright, so now you're gonna play for the Raptors and then look mid. Look mid. There's something going on mid.
Do you want mid? Okay, no mind they backed off. So go for the Rift Herald.
So right now this is good gameplay because you're getting all this. Yes, you're getting all the neutral objectives.
This is what we like to see. Now Jinxie, let me ask you a question.
Jinx? Okay. Are you a piece of shit? Yes or no?
Uh, no, no coach.
Okay, then why the fuck are you leaving Jinxy on red?
You saw his message and you're not responding!
So now pick up the eye and go to the Krugs and respond to Jinxy.
He's talking to you. No, no, on the Krugs.
Where's the eye?
Uh, you already have it. So you can go to the Krugs. Nice.
Are you fucking dumb, bro? I already had it.
Yeah, exactly. That's why I said go to the I and then afterwards look for the Krugs.
Bro, my coach has to get to Predator, bro.
Yeah, but listen, Jynx, would you rather get a coach by one coach or two coaches?
If there are two coaches in my brain, then that means you're getting double the fucking value, bro.
That's why skitsos are not allowed in the workforce.
Because if they work you would literally be getting double labor for the cost of one. It's your like two for one special
Yep, all right, so now you're gonna get the rafters after this you're gonna look on the wolves
Somebody in my chat said zero damage dealt
Well tell that guy that he has zero impact dealt on his parents positive view on him for the last 10 years of his life
and now farm your gromp.
All right.
All right, so now you're gonna play for the gromp, and then afterwards it's Joan bot.
All right, go for the dive bot. It's your time to shine, baby. Let's go.
So I'm aring this?
Yeah, but only when the minion wave is under the turret. Because remember, they're like a little
Our little minions we want them to die for us, right? Okay
Yeah, go in this is this looks good, but what I would have died. I would have died
You see that wasn't a test like what a fuck I would have died
Okay, whatever go go to the dragon then
So you know a jing see if you think you know better than me then how about you coach me for the rest of the game?
I want you to talk me through your thought process and I'm not gonna say a goddamn thing
Okay, daddy. I apologize. I'm never doubting you again. I'm sorry daddy
All right
Now what we're gonna do as punishment is when I make a sound I need you to say are you ready like a bark
Kind of kind of okay. Are you ready? Oh?
Okay, wait
It's a bad boy!
Oh, me.
Alright, good. Nice.
So now I feel motivated to coach again.
So press B and then buy the Gwin Sues.
Alright, so now, okay.
So we're gonna have to wait in base.
No, no, no! Undo, undo, undo.
Because you're only missing 10 gold.
You're only missing 10 gold for your item.
So you can just pick it up. There you go. Get it?
to the red.
Bro this might be a fucking win, not dead!
It's not even fucking mites, bro!
The only mites is the all mites in your lobby and who's the fucking all mites of iron,
Jinxie?
Jinxie!
Fucking EJ, baby!
Alright, so now go for the red and then afterwards clear towards the gromp.
bro my chat is saying zero damage
okay well did it listen
your chat sings your damage okay i'll give an example of what it's like
are you ready to hear it
imagine we're walking through a uh... deserted zombie island right
but there are zombies around
and i tell you jane see need be a santa as possible
so we can get the supplies
it's like we're walking through and then you have some fucking stupid
bastard
that's like
whispering in your ear
Haha you killed zero zombies, but the thing is that it doesn't take you killing zombies to complete the mission right like for you
All you need to do this game if you want to win is keep getting the objectives getting the farm and all that
So the mission for you isn't kills kills are what enable you to actually get objectives
So even if you're not getting kills, but you're getting objectives, then you're just skipping step step two
We're getting the step three. Does that make sense?
Yes
There we go. Okay
So now, all right, so now you don't really have much to do.
So I want you to walk mid, and then I want you to type
slosh dance.
What the fuck?
What's the point of this?
Just do it for like five seconds.
Why though?
Look how cool your purple lightsaber looks.
Alright, so now walk-
Oh, lock it!
I'm sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
Okay.
So now walk, man.
So now what you can do is you can just escort this Herald.
Now, Jinxie, do you want to drive the Herald?
Yeah.
Right click it, right click it.
Alright, Jinxie!
Now go to the enemy turret!
Go to the enemy turret!
Oh my god!
He's in front of the tower!
Yes!
Alright, perfect.
How did that feel?
Walk back, you're gonna die.
Nice.
Uh, uh, not yet, but that's okay.
Go to the bot crab.
What?
I've done no damage this whole match.
Jinxie, Jinxie, you have done damages in its line.
Like everyone is just being delusional.
You've done at least a few hundred.
Okay, thank you my boy.
Are you laughing?
What the fuck are you laughing about?
Get it ass!
Bro, I'm trying to get bronze buddy!
Yeah, no, Jinxie, the reason I'm laughing is because I'm having a conversation in my head, right?
And the guy in my head said, yo, Dantas, I want you to laugh right now.
If you think Jinxie is the most 1v9 demon like demonic 1v9er of the entire planet
And the problem is Jinxie that because I can't hold myself back
What what what happens? What do I have to do talk to me? Bro? You're a manipulative psycho
Jinxie Jinxie laugh bro Jinxie yes, but I'm laughing because I'm sitting here
And it's for you, bro
If I wasn't laughing it would show that wouldn't believe in you, dude
I was literally getting told by the voices in my head to do it, bro
Now, please play for the gromp and let's focus up look on you can get a double kill walk ball and get a double kill
All right now arm and Q
Nice
Nice
Okay, go for the side. I go for the side walk in walk in walk in walk in walk in yep
Go go go go walk walk you you nice nice nice nice nice
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Okay, GenC, I'm not sure if you know what you just said there, but you dodged two abilities that stop your movement with your Q. You unironically played that better than even rank one level Master Yi players.
What about Faker?
I'm going to be honest with you, Faker is going to be bringing out his fucking no pad after this game to take some tips.
Bro, I've gotten so many dragons this game, Kadeem will be proud of me that ass.
No dude, Kadeem will be like, dude we have the fucking jungle dip of the century.
Alright Press B, we need a buy, you have 2.8k.
Bro, I'm playing so perfect this game dude.
And you see how it's like this game?
It's cause I'm Buzk, it's cause I'm drinking.
What did I buy?
Uh, right click on the experimental hex plate.
Okay, Jamesy, we do not want to get you used to drinking, though, okay?
Okay, why?
Not in league?
Well, because the problem is, I'll explain to you, when you drink, it opens up the portal
to other realms and other dimensions where you can become the best version of yourself.
And the issue is that if you really want to get to that portal, you need to start
using black tar heroin.
So the thing is that instead of using alcohol, what we can do is we can get you hooked on
Black Star Heroine or even Crystal Math and you can have 10 times of performance.
Okay.
Thank you coach.
Appreciate you, Samtai.
I mean listen, there's gotta be at least 20 different dealers in Tampon Springs, you
know what I mean?
Get our pants springs!
Alright, okay, so listen, what we're gonna do now, clear the bot side and then
afterwards we're gonna look on the Baron, okay?
No, Jhinxia, I want you to write in chat right now, it's time to go to Narnia, while you fight
this blue buff.
But my chat doesn't work though.
Oh yeah, that's fine.
Okay, just press escape.
Press escape, yep, there you go.
Okay, so now, I want you to, after you clear the gromp, you're gonna recall?
Can you fix my chat after the gromp test please?
Well, no, because the reason why we disable chat is because everyone would always find
you, remember?
Yeah, but I'm okay with that now.
care anymore. We don't want that, Jinxie. We need to make you care again. When you're
going to be on a win streak, you will care again. Okay, let me give you an
example, okay? So you know how sometimes you're going to be going through life and
it's like you might go let's say, I don't know, a few days or a few weeks or
something without one of your parents saying, hey, I'm proud of you. You
know what I'm talking about? No, my parents have told me that before. Exactly.
Okay, but this is what I'm trying to get at so what I'm saying is that when you win a league game
It's like your parents telling you I'm proud of you right and it makes you feel motivated
So how would you feel Jeng see if instead of like getting motivated? You were inside getting beaten you probably wouldn't feel good, right?
Probably not exactly and that's what it's like losing league
Dancing
Okay, wait. Alright, whatever. Okay, fight him to the death. Okay, GenC, start going fucking ballistic. I want you to use the ult, I want you to start flashing, and I want you to start fucking smiting and going crazy.
Go GenC! E-R-D-F! Go! Go fucking ballistic!
are you told me to flash no I know I know but that's good that's good because
we're in selling good habits so now I want to press B and then after B you're
gonna buy the experiment I explain
anything else coach anything else um get the uh get the plated seal caps yep right and
I'll walk him in coach could we walk him down now yeah listen you're about to walk him like
a dog and I wanted to hear how the dogs are gonna sound when you're sitting down you're
walking him around on the leash so just walk him down yep go so now just wait
like push it you need to kill the minions you need to kill the minion all
right okay you can fight her okay just yeah just okay walk back walk back walk
back nice you baited out her ultimate ability that's good okay so now walk
bot and start hitting the turret. Help your team hit the turret.
What the fuck are you laughing about man?
The fuck!
Okay, I'll show you after this replay.
Okay, so now I want you to just sit back, press W and let it full channel so you can heal.
There you go, start healing, good.
Okay, so now, okay, so now Jhinxie, walk back, press escape, walk back, further, okay,
now do interface, interface, yep, scroll down.
I want you to down more, more, okay, ah no, okay, walk back, walk back, walk back, yep.
yeah, okay fight! fight! fight R and R and you got this!
it's a triple! go kill! yes! yes! yes! yes!
R R R R F R F R F R F F F F F F... nice!
YEEEEEEESSS! YEEEEEEESSS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!
okay you can end! JC! no you can end! you got this!
How do I hit the turrets?
Hit the turrets!
So the reason why you can end...
No! Hit them! Hit them! Hit them!
So you see the little people with the timers above your minimap?
That's all the enemy team respawning.
But if they're respawning, they can't hit.
Which means you fucking...
You're jittery and it's a game!
Perfect game.
Three kills, no deaths.
Challenge your mastery game play, bitch.
What are you laughing about, bro?
I'm going to need you to show the replay because you're going to have to see something now.
Okay.
Um, okay.
So...
How does this keep happening, bro?
I can't get 10k, bro.
Well, no, not one game you got 20k damage. You don't remember?
Wait, this is good though, right? I took 22,000 damage and did 6,000?
Yeah, no, that's actually good, but what's better is the fact that they got all the objectives.
Like, that's what's really good.
Okay, so Jane's here.
Yeah, bro, I was breaking dragons, bro.
What?
Okay, I'm going to show you why I was laughing.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay, you see my screen?
Uh, uh, uh, yeah, I'm going to use screen now.
Okay, I want you to watch what happens here.
Okay.
So before I ask you this, okay?
Hey, that's me!
Yeah, that's you, perfect. Okay.
Now, if you're in a war against somebody and you meet an enemy on the battlefield, what are you going to do?
Kill them?
You're going to kill them, right? Okay, kill them.
So then why the fuck were you holding this guy's hand?
Bro, it's because I tunnel vision dude.
Okay.
It's because I tunnel vision.
Yeah, so that's the reason why, you remember when I told you that thing about when you
like drone, you only want to do it for like 1 to 2 seconds max, so that you don't, yeah.
That's the reason why, so that we can avoid place like this, where it's like you could
have avoided the fact that now she just lives for free.
Because if you would have went in here, you could have genuinely got it.
Bro, the doctors, it's because I'm drunk, doctors.
Okay, so Jynx, let me ask you a question.
If a guy is in a car, right, and he just had four shots, and then he sits there and
he fucking crashes into a minivan of five people and kills them all, and he tells the
fucking judge, oh it's because I was drunk, what do you think the judge is gonna tell
him?
The judge is gonna arrest him.
Exactly.
Yep, exactly.
So I don't give a fuck if you're drunk.
You fucking fuck this.
Okay.
Like dude, why don't I get iron 4?
No, I want to get iron 2, I want to get iron 2, coach.
And what the fuck is this wide weight shit?
You're 1 beer in, senior drunk?
I'm 1.5 beers in.
Watch that shit, bro. I'm 1.5 in.
Jesus, you're fucking slumming that down.
Alright, kill for the next one.
It's time for you to hit iron 2 today.
But if I told that if you hit iron 2, it'll be your first time ever promoting.
Well, no, that's not true because I demoted. I've demoted before I promote.
Well, yeah, but like it's still okay. Okay. If you lose a million dollars but then you gain a million, are you still a millionaire?
No, you would be a zero on air because you would be a million dollars in debt and then you would gain a million dollars. You'd be a zero on air.
zero on there but they have to pay taxes on your revenues so you'd be that put you in
dude you're overcomplicating it man I'm just saying you'd probably be roughly
three hundred and seventy or three hundred and thirty thousand dollars in debt
configure though
okay and if you're in debt what should you do to get out of debt
um
Activate I don't know well listen. I'm gonna be honest. I think nowadays, right?
Anybody graduating college only has one of four valid career paths either. You can be a crypto trader
You can make an AI only fans web page. You can
You can also become a Twitch streamer or you can just start stealing money from people
Those are the only four valid options for you to actually get wealthy nowadays
Okay
So what would you choose if you weren't a street dot that if you weren't a streamer, what would you do to get money?
genuinely
Yes, like all bull shit aside if you weren't a streamer. What would you do for a job?
I would sit there and I'd have literally 15 different AI only fans like accounts
And I would just spend all day in front of a camera with like the AI filter that makes me look however
I want just pretending to like do crazy shit for money
Nice, bro. Okay, I'm gonna do this
Alright, now Jinx I'm going to tell you something right now and it's a quote that I want you
to live by for the rest of your life, are you ready?
How did I turn on Ultra? I need that on.
Press the option menu.
You know, not on twitch
I'm with my camera so my check and see my chat. Okay. Gotcha. All right, so press the option right up there
Press the interface
Yep scroll down
All right change shot visibility
Yep, click it. There you go everyone
I wanted to look who the enemy team just locked in.
Teemo again though.
Why did you play this weird little fuck?
He's like a weird little like bear or something.
Okay, do you want me to tell you the real reason why they play Teemo?
Okay, why do they play Teemo?
Why do they play Teemo?
Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie
Yes, yes bro
Right now in chat you can you are typed into your team so you just told your team
I was saying it's in the other team
You cannot communicate with the enemy team in pregame so you're unironically like hostageing the lobby right now
Okay, let's do this.
Okay, are you feeling ready for action?
Uh, yeah.
Okay, so Jensi, I'm going to be honest, we need to get excited.
So I'm going to need to walk away from your monitor, about five feet, start edging yourself
for about 15 seconds and then afterwards
No! What?
What? What's the issue?
You want me to walk off camera and start jerking off?
Yes, but don't finish because the thing is it's
Dude, this is literally
Okay, okay, I'm edging right now
Okay, because this is what UFC fighters do before fights
They edge?
Yes bro, that's the reason why whenever they're like holding each other
The other guy always taps out because the guy behind him so it's like humping his back
Okay, I edged where I got half chop and then I stopped okay. That's good. That's good. Are you feeling the blood flowing now?
Yeah, I feel the course into my penis. Okay. Good. That's all I like to hear. So now this game, okay?
You win this shit easy. Am I understood?
Okay, yes
All right, so now how we're gonna play it is we're gonna play for the top to bot folk there sound good
Yes
All right
It's now Jinxie the enemy ranks
Bronze iron. Yep. Yep
Wait, so you see how that Timo is playing a skin that's called firecracker Timo
Yeah, I'm asking you just held him down like bolted his hands on lights with chains
And then just inserted firecrackers in his asshole
because that's what you're gonna do to him this game and I wanted to imagine that
smug kid bro what are you saying no but Jinxie imagine that little smug grin
getting wiped off his face as his ass gets blown to smithereens by the Chinese
firecrackers you found on sale
Oh my god, he's like a kid, bro.
Dude, no, I'm telling you, he's just like a thousand years old, like I'm not showing.
And everyone hates him, so it's fine, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
Very good.
All I'm going to say is it's a good thing his clothing's red.
Bro, stop!
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, actually sorry, actually sorry.
bro why do they have one iron and then we have three how's that fair at all that's
not fair okay do you remember what I explained to you it's cuz you're in
losers cube bro okay what does that mean it means that they want you to lose so
they give you low-ranked shitty players it's kind of like imagine you're
sitting there and you're doing really boring class so one day your teacher
comes up to and she's like all right but when you write this essay this is
gonna be your team for the essay and then she gives you four people from
like the special ed class.
That's what Riot does to hold you back from winning games.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
So there's Losers Q in League?
Yes.
So if you win, you lose it, if you lose, you win.
Exactly, yeah.
So like when you win, you're in Winners Q.
So it's one of two things.
When you win, it's either you're in Winners Q
or it's that you're a 1v9 fucking beast.
When you lose, you're in Losers Q
or you got inted by your team.
does that make sense?
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
So now let me quiz you.
If you just won, why did you win?
Because I won B9, that I'm the best player of all time.
Okay, and if you lost, why'd you lose?
It's because I was in Winner's Q
and they nerfed my team.
You were in Loser's Q and they nerfed your team.
I was in Loser's Q and they nerfed my team.
Okay, good.
Bro, I just don't know how this is fair
if they have one iron and we have three irons.
How is that fair at all?
Okay, let me ask you a question.
If there's a basketball game, right,
and your teammates have no arms, okay,
but they have two legs, and the enemy team, right,
they have no arms as well,
but they have two legs with an extra toe, right?
Is it still kind of fair?
Sort of, sort of.
Exactly.
Bro, this guy's wholesome.
No, no, Jinx, he stopped. He's not wholesome. He's a stream sniper. Now tell him in all chat, turn off this stream, you fucking asshole.
No, come on, he's being sweet.
Okay, alright, fine.
Alright, let's get it done now.
Alright, so now what you're gonna do, so Jinx, you're gonna learn the Golden Rule of League.
If ever somebody on the enemy team says hey big fan, they're always gonna drop 30 kills in your game
And you're gonna hate them out by the end of it. Okay
Okay, so now listen you're playing for the red. What's after the red?
Crugs. Oh god
Bro that was 20 minutes of my life
Like, like, that was 20 minutes, bro.
Like, this is why everybody who plays this game
fucking hates their life.
Like, bro, that was 20 minutes of my fucking life
for a recall.
Like, no, I don't want to fucking email!
Okay, listen, listen.
I'm looking, bro.
I'm gonna go pee.
I'll be back.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, can you still hear me?
Well, Santa has those 20 minutes wasted.
Okay, wait, can you still hear me?
Yeah.
You don't need to go away from the bathroom
No, like I was saying like you don't need to go to your bathroom for a toilet
They're Q!
Oh, GG.
Well, GG.
Alright, nice.
Okay, hi Viz, this is what we're gonna do now.
You're gonna buy a champion called Azir,
and you're gonna lock it in before Jinx gets here.
Okay?
Okay, so like you need to click the top right thing where you see like the little gold coins
and then afterwards, yep there, okay good.
So now search up AZ.
You click where it says Champions and then AZ.
Oh no, I can't have it with this one.
I just locked in this champion.
Okay, so just hover the mouse key and then afterwards we'll run it up on it
All right
Okay, you're just gonna have to walk in mastery when it comes and then you're also gonna have
to set his runes, you know what he does when he clicks like the first thingy?
What's up, yo jinx you what's up? Yo jinx you what's up?
I've been a nasty girl nasty. I've been a nasty girl nasty. I've been a nasty girl nasty
Yo, bro come on. Okay. I'm like my bad. I thought I thought that's where we're going with it
Hi guys, what the fuck are you doing? Stop! What the fuck are you fucking doing?
Stop, you motherfucker! Stop!
No, wait, no, it's good because now...
No, Jynxie, think of it this way.
Hi Vyze can be your Q-slave.
So that means when you go to the bathroom, he can always Q up so you never waste time.
Hi Vyze! Stop! You motherfucker!
Stop touching my runes! You don't understand the game!
Bro, Dantez, I don't want him to do that, bro.
No way, why?
Because I don't want to do that, bro. Yo, don't dance. Okay. Yeah, what's up?
clock it
Work it clean
Jesus Christ
Bro, I'm out of the iron to high-fives you fucking freak. Okay. Listen listen
Jingsy you're gonna wait. What the fuck the enemy team has a silver
No, they don't not current trust me. Just say dude. There's Sanna is silver double-click the Sanna. She's silver three
But ha like okay, bro
How is that fair if we have one iron and four bronzes and then they have one iron
Three bronzes in a silver three. That's not fair at all, bro. That's not fair and
Okay, so listen we're gonna have to focus this game because the enemy jungler counters you
Who's that warwick?
Yes, you remember the big bad wolf?
No, I hate these guys so much. I fucking hate warwick. I fucking hate him.
Yep.
We have to clock his tea. We have to clock his tea.
Okay, listen, listen. This game, what you're gonna have to do, okay?
Is you're gonna have to clock his tea?
And then, okay, so this time we're gonna do it, okay?
Type in Alcada as soon as you load in.
Yes, queen.
You want me to type Yasqueen in all chat as soon as I load it in Y.
Yes, because the thing is that you're going to type that and then they're going to be like,
oh, this guy's not like a crazy Master Yi player.
Like he's just going to like do something like troll.
But then you're going to go in and you're going to go crazy on them. Does that make sense?
Yes, bro. Dumpdust, can I go crazy in on you?
It depends. Can you handle all of me?
I'm going to make a puzzle.
You sit there and look at the picture first to see what the puzzle is going to look like.
I've never made a puzzle before.
What if you each measured each other's asshole depth and penis size to see if we fit together
like a puzzle wait jane see I just had the craziest idea so you know how we're
doing a clash team this Saturday yes me you tired of one and then two more what
if as a team bonding experience we did the human son to be what is that all right
It's very you don't know. Okay, so now we're gonna do so we're gonna play for the blue. Okay talked about folk there
I'm gonna smite early so I get it back earlier because he's not in baiting because I'm smart
Yep, that's good
But the thing is like when you only have one charge, okay?
Then you're always gonna like work towards a cooldown of your second charge. So it's like you're getting it back earlier. Oh
Oh! Okay. Yep. Alright, so now you're going to play for the gromp and then afterwards the wolves.
There's fighting going on top lane, mid lane is about even and your barn is getting shoved in.
No, Jhin! So walk up! Walk up or turn reset! Walk! Oh!
Okay, so the reason why I reset those is because you bought it past the circle, right?
How long can you keep it past? No, go to your wolves! Go to your wolves! Go to your wolves!
So you can keep it how long are you gonna give us the circle before it retracts so it shows so you see how right now
Like hit this okay, so you see how right now there's like a very thin white bar above. It's like health bar
Or above you see that right yeah
So that's gonna turn yellow and then it's gonna turn red when it turns yellow and red yellow means it's gonna reset and red
means it's over
Got it
All right, so I thought that if I had found something to hurt in all of my...
All right, so now play for the rockers.
...the darkness I inherited from that.
No, I am no longer fighting.
So please, the way you laugh.
Once called me forever, now your stick ain't got me back.
And I love her a month, but it's the season of the sticks.
And I saw your mom and she forgot that I existed.
Half my fault, but I just like to play the victim
I'll drink alcohol till my friends come home for Christmas
And I'll drink each night of some version of you
That I might not have, but I did not lose
Now you're tired tracks and one pair of shoes
But I'll split in half, cause that'll have to do
Do you want me to make a spur of the moment League of Legends parody of that song?
Yes.
Okay, what's the song name?
Stick season 1.
Alright, so now look for the crab, okay?
Alright.
Oh, god, I don't know how to sound it out.
Okay, we're going to the cider.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Flash away, flash away, flash away!
You can't fight this.
Keep running?
Keep running, keep running.
Watch your turret, watch your turret, watch your turret.
Turret and then recall.
Oh god.
I hope this ends well.
Okay, so now right click the Kraken Sair and then go straight to the top grab.
Alright.
My blade is yours!
Okay, so GenC, this is what we're gonna do now, okay?
I'm gonna hit you!
Are you listening?
Yes, Addy, herb coach.
Either works.
So now listen, you're gonna look for the Scuttle Crab here.
I'm not gonna look for him, I'm gonna fuck him.
You're fucking goddamn right, you are.
I want you to grab his two eyes and hold them like they're handlebars as you rail
him from behind.
You need help, bro, you need help, brother, it's a crab.
I mean, okay, whatever.
Listen, GenC, do you remember what I told you yesterday about keg W?
Yeah, I forgot about it completely.
Yep.
So now when you turn level 5, you're going to have to put a point in your W, okay?
This is good.
I'm gonna eat some pasta while you're clearing, is that okay with you?
That's fine.
Cause all I need is a beauty and a being.
If you make my life ugly, it's all about you.
When the music makes you go
What they do like you don't
Bro, I think if I'm drunk I'm just gonna go undefeated every time
Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you, you might have an issue with your VODs
Why so?
Because your singing is so good that they might think it's the original soundtrack, you're gonna get copyrighted
Really?
what I'm I'm kidding
okay we call up and go to your blue
Just forget about the world beyond tonight
I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya
Darius
Well played idiot teammate
Okay, play for your blue and then drone top
Maybe we can go for a kill on him when you have your ult
So now drone top?
Okay, wait
So now I'm on your look on your mini map, okay?
Yeah, you can't use my own gear against me, that's not a...
It's not about you guys can't use my own gift again. That's Liberty Bank
Okay, so now you're gonna play for the grom
But we might have to start calling you Jinxie Minaj
Chatter you can't use that
They're using my own gift against me.
Alright, so fucked up.
Bro, that's what I'm telling you the best revenge that you could have is winning this
game.
Bro, but Dantez, I'm drunk, bro, I'm drunk.
Wait, really?
Okay, I'm not drunk, but I'm buzzed.
Bro, you're about to be fucking buzzed light here, you ready for this shit?
It's actually a good quote, thank you.
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie.
I must be buzzed like you the way I'm, the way I'm manhandling this woody.
Did I just waste my old one?
Yeah, I think you're dead.
Okay, look for the, look for the red.
You're doing good so far though, unironically.
I
Crugs after
Good
Wait, can I do a song request?
Yeah, of course.
Can you sing Taylor Swift? I knew you were trouble.
No, recall and go to the grubbs. Recall, go to the grubbs.
It's a shame that I could be two faces I've never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh
Trouble, trouble, trouble
Let's another Taylor Swift classic
You choose
Do the one story one I got one
I have a song but I forgot it. Hey go to the grubs go to Grubbs
I have a song, but I forgot it
What's the song chat
I
Genji I'm done my food. I'm ready to coach now you write for this
Yep, I've been ready. All right good
So the good news is that you're actually doing well
I wanted to drone top though because the areas could be low your more causes have HP drone top
Okay
So after this we're gonna gank actually no play for the the scuttle crab
oh god okay you're gonna have to
flash away but you're gonna have to
run away here okay take the crab take
the cowboy your motor coaster dies good
and then after the crab you're gonna go
woe was ok
no I know the song we were only young when I first saw him
flashbacks and the flashback star and I'm standing there
on a balcony in summer
your turn go fast
She's still your parents, my son, and got to the right to talk about a future like we had it through.
Never thought that one day I'd be losing you.
In another life, I would be your friend.
We'd keep all our promises
We all f**k!
Your blood's getting ganked!
John bot, John bot
Okay, go bot, go bot, fast, fast, fast
Walk bot, walk bot, Janksy, it's free
Okay, this is Armoryltygood, go to the dragon, dragon out, dragon out, dragon out, dragon
out, dragon out, dragon out, yep.
And now start pinging on the dragon while you go for it, we need to make it a habit
that you ping while you do objectives.
I recall and get your item, because you have 1,200 gold.
Remember, so listen, if you ever want to walk all the way across the map
to do like a camp that spawns, the best thing that you could ever do is recall and then walk
there because you're covering the same amount of distance where you're spending gold.
Yeah, by the Gwinsu's, Gwinsu's, yep, there you go.
I call it Guino.
Guino?
Yeah, I call it Guino.
Flokey, that, I'm not going to lie to you, I've never heard that before but that's
kind of genius.
Wait, how did you even come up with that?
I think I just mispronounced it, I don't know.
Yeah, but you know what's crazy bro?
Your mispronunciation is literally like someone else's finest artwork.
Nice.
Oh my god, Jinxie!
Jinxie!
Imagine man, you did a turkey stuffing competition.
What does that mean?
things up with a random turkey well listen if you know the kind of guy that I am
that you should know what that means Jesus Christ dude
motherfuckers in the barber shop always in school tell me chief keeper paid chief
he ain't no hit at my fucking beating and fucking lamb lamb running them all right
they say he don't be putting in no work shut the fuck up wait did you use
your state of the fuck up to yourself
bro it's love sosa
oh
okay cool
all right go for the blue go for the blue enemy blue fast fast fast
explain to me why we're going for the blue coach because he's respawning or something
well it's because you don't have any other play to make so you can do the crab do the
crab first because it's secured and then after do the blue
and now what you're gonna do is you're gonna drone mid because you can either go
for the blue or drone mid so drone mid
Joanmed? Joanmed?
Okay, you're gonna look for a med fight, so walk med.
Okay, now Aura and Q under turret. You can kill her.
Oh wait, she has her field. No this is good! You can get-
Summer after high school, when we first met
You used to steal your parents' youth and planted a roof
Talk about a future like we had a clue
Never thought that one day I'd see you losing you
In a mouthful of love
Okay, Jinxie, buy the Gwinn's components and then...
What did I do wrong? You're just like telling me to die
And no, okay, do you want me to share the replay after?
Bro, I think I'm gonna have to sleep this beer off
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, I think the beer is literally fucking up in ways that aren't even like conceivable.
But we're kind of winning, I don't know.
I mean like, your winning is the thing is you're chill-axed, right?
So like, you're not over-forcing plays, you're doing well, the enemy's not really fucking with you.
But it's like, like, you're making mistakes today that I'm seeing that I haven't seen you making like a few sessions.
So we're moving backwards on the player?
But the thing is, your rank is going forward, so think of it this way.
It's like today, you sat there and you had to get drunk to play League, but you won two
games in a row.
So I mean, tomorrow you're going to be motivated to play, and you won't have to get drunk.
Does that make sense?
But bro, couldn't that also mean that my team is just carrying?
Well, listen, your team is doing well, but you're still doing good, bro.
your nine CS per minute getting all the drags.
Okay, sorry.
I love this game.
I love this game.
Okay, walk to the dragon, start dancing, and then...
wait dude I'm gonna be honest I think the enemy Senna just typed your agent
all chat I'm 24 oh okay you're good then okay so now all chat 26 inches deep in
your mom and then after that you're gonna play for the dragon
Wait, why did you type it like that?
Cause I don't want to get banned.
I'll give it a game attack.
Ok, so like pro tip, the way that Vibe bans you is an automated system.
And it's like you can always output the automated system.
So things are never gonna flag a word like deep, right? Or mom.
But if you said like fuck, then maybe if you spawned fuq,
You would be fine does that make sense all right, so now play for the play for the crab and then go for the big Herald
Wait jingsy
Are you Scooby-Doo?
Cause you're Jinkies.
That's like a quote from one of the characters.
I'm Jinkie.
The Eye of Your Hell is gonna despawn.
Okay, there you go
Okay, are you ready for me to make you laugh?
Yeah, what's up? Okay. What kind of Gatorade does an alligator drink? Gatorade
Okay, okay part two what kind of power rate does a Gatorade drink?
I actually was not expecting that.
Yeah, that's good.
You said Dark Mall.
Yeah, literally.
Okay, so now I'm playing with the wolves, and then after that, you're gonna look for the bot side clear.
Okay.
Okay, GenC, GenC.
GenC.
Yeah.
What kind of STD did the guy get that fucking alligator?
Ummm...
Crabs or something?
Gator AIDS!
I see that I have one.
Yup, that was clever.
I guess after this you're gonna go for the Krugs and then you're gonna...
You're gonna look for an invade on the enemy's gromp.
talk about a future like we had a clue never thought that one day i'd be a singer
jim see what i was trying to put a ward down
okay wait do you want me to blow your mind while you're drunk
yeah so you know the joke why did the chicken cross the road to get to the
other side yeah what if i told you
that the purpose of the joke isn't that he's crossing the road the other side
is referring to the afterlife but this guy is such a fucking pussy okay go to the
turn and recall go turn and recall I mean did you hear what I said though no
what is this so I said the joke okay why did the chicken cross the road to get
Okay, now the reason why that joke works isn't because he's getting to the other side of the road, bro
It's because the other side refers to the afterlife because he's gonna die. Oh
That actually makes sense. Yeah
What did I just stop what the fuck was that well what you just did was like I was the son of ultimate
Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the wolves after the wolves
You're gonna ping your team to go to the Baron, okay?
Okay Jinxie, why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the doctor ball
okay it's not fighting this
i guess you know you're gonna do the baron
you should be able to do this where your team needs to help you
yeah just keep hitting it keep hitting it you're good
No, no, keep hitting it! You can sound it, you're good.
Alright, now recall, press B.
Okay, so now go to the dragon, perfect. Press Tab.
So you're about to get your third dragon of the game, okay?
Now I want you to hover mid because maybe you could kill the Senna because remember you're an assassin
So go and kill the Senna go press R Q on her nice R E R E R E
Nice oh god, okay run away. This is fine
Good so there are teams coming look for the wrappers and then after the wrappers you're gonna walk mid
Okay, let's now look for the Joggin. This is good
Good okay, so oh, oh, right
Okay, so go on the surfing Q honor Q honor. Oh god
What kind of hard when you say, uh-oh
I think I'm supposed to run and then you go Q honor
like bro when you say uh-oh it's like I get scared the fuck type of fucking coach is
this uh-oh oh Q on him bro what okay Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie when you're in a war do you
want someone that's training you to sit there and to like always tell you where
to shoot or do you want them to sometimes pull the trigger next to your
year so you can practice what it's like to go in and when the run
all right I'll do that then I don't know how to approach it when you're drunk
better I might get drunk more often on this game this is made it a lot easier so
just learn all right so like let's do it then so now what you're gonna do is
you're gonna just walk mid because now your team wants to fight they sell the
You're going to end the game, Med. Let's go.
You ready to watch me hit a flap?
Yep, I'm looking.
You ready?
Yep, yep.
Okay, I jinxed so you're not moving.
Okay, that was funny.
Okay, on, on, on, on!
What's he bitch?
What?
Nice!
I mean two wins, zero losses, undefeated.
Wait, let's see your damage though, let's see your damage.
That's what really matters.
11,000 probably.
I'm guessing nine.
I'm guessing nine.
All right, bro.
All right, have a good rest of your night, buddy.
All right, Dapes, I'm gonna catch you, bro.
All right, I'll see you at later.
Jesus Christ.
All right, guys.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest.
That was low key.
A bit of a crazy run there.
We know it's actually crazy,
but that's actually something
that a lot of people do a lot of the times.
Like, a lot of the times what ends up happening
is that when people get drunk while playing,
it gets rid of
parties and nervousness,
and it allows them to really sit there focused
on like go crazy, you know what I mean?
Like it's generally not even that bad to do.
He's clicking a lot better than he is.
He's losing his passion, Moki.
I don't know how to bring it back though guys.
How do you guys think we can bring back his passion for the game?
Because I feel like for the first week he was going crazy, he was getting invested
involved and all that.
ever since of one day like yesterday or wait no it was when he played off stream
it was when he played off-stream and one zero nine zero that it hasn't been like
the same so how do you guys think that we could bring him back and a name on
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I've been watching for a while, how do you guys think we can reignite his passion for
the game? Because I'm going to be honest, I don't think Hardstyle can do it and I also
don't think that just talking to him is going to do it. So what do you guys think
would actually reignite his love for the game. Like how could we actually do it? How could
we reignite his passion and the flame? What is like a way that we could actually get it
done? Like it needs to be done. I'm telling you it needs to be done. Adontas OpenXQCStream?
Oh my god, I get to actually make that dwell.
But Jynxie, damn it, I'm gonna rape her pretty shat.
Thank you, Anne.
Have a good rest of your fucking night though, while you earned it.
wins and what we take it
he needs to fight more try new champions
you should try to make him play other champs
you guys think maybe other champions would be good
because i feel like he likes mastery, i don't think it's a champion issue
am i crazy for saying that
and uh... vince and marley and barbs make and everything else
Welcome, thank you.
Oh, shit!
With Jinxie, thank you, bro.
I appreciate it.
Jinxie, listen, I'm telling you, bro,
the next session, we're gonna reignite the flame in your eyes, I swear.
I don't know how I'm gonna do it yet.
I really don't, but I'm telling you it's gonna happen.
By the end of our next session, you're gonna sit there and I promise you,
you're gonna fucking have that drive again.
I just have to think about how I can actually like how we can do it
Maybe make him try a different lane, but I think different lane wouldn't be that great
Because if he does different lanes, he's just gonna get like bullied at two hard ends. It's gonna be like really shitty
like I don't know I think it could be good though I think it'd be good like I'm
telling you guys we're gonna figure it out it's gonna be free
you're not inviting him into active people it's only monster camps for the
most part yeah cuz I'm trying to build the good habits for you know what
next time we're gonna make it more more high-octane I'm telling you it's
get me good. You need to make him play laning, but I don't really feel like you need to lane
for that. That's more like a general knowledge kind of thing. Alright, let's head though guys.
So this game what we're going to do is we're going to play for the top to bot
folklare and then after the talks about folklare we're gonna look on the uh on the blue
wait i have an idea i have an idea i think i know how we can make night is passion
so you guys know how if i'm not challenger by my by may 27 i need to fly out to tarpon springs
and i need to let him beat the fuck out of me for 10 minutes straight
What if we did a flip side bet where if he's not bronze to buy that date or silver then I need to do it to him
thoughts
Maybe that's a way that we can motivate
Okay, we'll try it we'll try more of it next time we'll try more of it next time
Can we look for the Wolveson after we put on the rest of the bot side?
Okay, so now I'll play on Wolveson and Raptors, Red, Krugs.
Yes, XQC is 0-7-0.
Dude excuse me I spent the last week calling me Joey Daniels
this shitty hacker muntrick he decides to give his first League of Legends game in two weeks
he's 0-7-0 on Tristana. Hey hey XQC the tournament's gonna be a movie buddy you're gonna have some fun that's all I know
We can try that too. I'll see. I'll see. I'm gonna try to think about what we can do. I'll try to think about what we can do.
And then you have to do a cage fight if you guys both don't hit it, sure.
So now we look on this and then afterwards we can maybe even look on a block ag.
Oh yeah, this looks free.
Oh nice, we cancelled.
Perfect, free crab now too.
Alright, so now we're going to play on the botcrab and then afterwards we can look on the top one too.
It should be like really really really free. I think we also might even look for the dragon because I've been like a minute 35
But we're gonna wait until our second clear for that
Can my guess is that if shavon is not showing right now the nations on top cap
He's enjoying the game and makes you doubt that he seems happy and he likes jungle.
But the reason why is because like I was singing a bit earlier, but I feel like ever since
he had that one off stream game a few days ago where he won 0-9-0, I feel like it low
key mess with his brain a little bit.
So that's the reason why I'm trying to think of like, because maybe today was just
like a day where he just wanted to like show you know, like maybe we'll be back
to tomorrow, but I want to just think about like how we can actually get him back
to like his I'm gonna be the greatest mentality you know I mean because we got
to get him back to that but we got to get him back to our mentality it's your
mentality that means everything
alright so I'm gonna play on the grump and then afterwards we look on the
wolves and play on the wolves and after it's look on the rappers into the
the Krugs.
We'll see. I think I'll even like ask him, ask him.
We'll see if he wants to keep being in jungle, if he wants like child landing.
Well, we'll do a little bit of exploration.
You know what, maybe Jinx just needs to play some Teemo top lane.
Maybe a little bit of Teemo top lane would soothe the soul.
Who knows.
Alright, so now we're going to start to play for the giant, then we should be getting
them.
Now, the risk is that Shyvana could come for us here.
Okay
Wait this actually looks good what the fuck oh nice good shit bro, and then I'll get this for free
I guess just him yeah
But the thing is like we can say game where you have to get your ass beat every once in a while
You know and like the thing is that even me like I'm gonna be honest you guys sometimes I have games where it's like
I just got my fucking ass beat like let me show you this
Let's get this in this perfect like even me sometimes I have these like games where
it's like it's miserable bro, and it's like you're questioning everything right, but
Hills and valleys
Alright, okay, so I'm going to do this, I'm going to play for the blue and then after
blue I can look on the top grab, I'm a little worried that this Sinch might try to fight
on me but he's probably just going to like go to proxy if I have to guess.
Now Blishev on her should be, she's going towards top or bot, I'm going to see if
She's going towards bot. So that's the case and maybe if we invader share works
She has all though with all she's too hard to go with the new paper focus
Customers 5-5 with him on comm is a good player something bad idea
you know what I think guys I think his passion for the game is gonna get
reignited on Saturday when we do the clash that's what I think like when he
sits on he's in a calm setting and it's like he's going crazy and all that and
there's like something at stake you know like I think that could actually help a
lot
okay so we're gonna play for the bot side and after bot side we look for the
Harold Grubbs I mean
Okay, so now we're going to do some play on the red and then after red, we look on the
Krugs.
Okay, so now we're going to do some play for the Krugs and after Krugs, I think we can
honestly look for top like a topside rift held
all right so now the way is getting ganged man Jesus dude I don't want to use
my ghost ship because I want to save it for for this of a fight breaks out and then I was just
gonna have to play this perfect if they actually do end up contesting
I'm gonna pretend like I don't have smite
what the fuck she altered into me what okay so now we just got the wrappers for free
If her wrappers are respawning, then my guess is her crugs did too.
So we're going to play on the wrappers and also the crugs, because normally you clear
linearly, right?
So that means if wrappers are going to spawn, like just spawn, then that means crugs have
been up for like 5 seconds at least.
So now we'll get the crugs and then we can look on the reset and get our item.
Do the everyday viewers listen to this music all the time?
Well, sometimes the music's like this.
You guys haven't heard it like most of the time, though?
Yes or no?
There you go.
This isn't hard sell, but it's a little bit of hard tech
for us.
Okay.
So now, talk to our folks here.
We're gonna have to save our all time look on this fight.
So we look on the roperous operandum we should be getting.
Even on the darkest night.
it
some of the message
all shot
fucking thrash fuck me
and uh... quick comes down in the mouth i'd matches and the fucked
when you start building towards us
is it worth to leave the third grab
well i didn't intend to it's more of a thing of like i had something better to do so that's why i did it
so now we're going to do this we're going to see if we can play on maybe like the top side
yeah we're gonna make this up so you can get all these camps
so we're gonna play on the uh... the mid-wave and then afterwards we look for the top side
I
Know
Fuck
Wait unless oh my god
like a look at him with the fucking tip of her caulk and die for it
it's fun though
and heresy, uh, do you even think I'm the guy that's so subbed?
come on, I think I'm the prime one as well
thank you guys
I'm the lumber thing, I'm the subbed prime welcome
did the abram go well?
uh, no, not really, not really honestly
Now you know what I'm going to do, I think I know what I'm going to do guys, I think I know what I'm going to do.
Tonight I'm going to make one of my editors make a Star Wars edit for Jinxy and it's going to be a Star Wars hype montage for him.
Because I think he really likes Star Wars.
So what we're going to do is we're going to do like a Star Wars hype montage where we're going to like Photoshop his face on like Lucre or something like that.
And I'll just pay one of my editors to like work on that all night.
I think Loki, we show that to him tomorrow, it's gonna like reinvigorate him, you know what I mean?
Like, you could actually go crazy.
Okay, so now we're gonna do this, we're gonna play for the bot side, and after the bot side, we'll see if we can look on enemy bot side.
and a napkin so welcome thank you okay someone can do some look over here this
should be free
Okay, I really want to look on this Raptor camp though.
I think it's any of my team to be with me here though.
The reason I'm walking up is because they're going to all collapse on me.
I mean that song not bad though.
I know that's insane to say but they used to all their ults for me and the synchrognite which means that now
When we fight on the held in 25 seconds, I have all CDs and they don't have like half their shit. So it's gonna be super free
The JC coaching teams have made me want to get back and say again, I hate my life again.
I'm not sure.
Okay, so now we can actually play for the Herald, and then after the Herald we just
Focus towards dragon should be freebie.
All right, this looks good.
So look on this hill here and then after the hill I'm going to look for the top to block
there.
Yeah, there's not really play that we can make up with that unfortunately.
Okay, so the thing is my raptors are gone, but my crugs should still be up.
Nice.
I was gonna play for the three Q-Socks off Krugs and afterwards we look on the dragon.
Well the issue here is that our Kassante is late.
But he's still coming so I think it's fine.
Alright so we just dropped that Herald.
it's not that i thought something i can just kind of held and i'm showing
uh... almost like does it
okay i'm gonna be honest with us this is fucking rough
jesus christ
yeah okay so the game is hard but I'm getting my second item so we should be
fine
it's good this time
I'm just going to queue that once for a Q-Sack, and then after a Q-Sack, we can just go and
walk through the wrappers.
Nice, not bad.
Someone there just put on the crab, and then after the crab we can look for the tops
of Oddclair.
I mean I'm going to be honest with you guys, this shit just looks like super free right
now.
Like I'm too up on the enemy jungler, I have two items completed, as soon as I get like
I would say four items, this game is free, but I need like four complete items, so
I need like shojin and then what else do I need try doing with jingsy and we'll
like ranked flex. The thing is I don't think it's the kind of guy that would enjoy casual though.
Okay so we're gonna look on this sound and then afterwards we'll simply look on
the on the bottom.
Now, you know what I think? I might actually try with him tomorrow. Tomorrow I will see
if he's down for either Nocturne or Xin Zhao. I think maybe switching up the champion a
little bit might help. He's like once you're getting Yi when he's like super new to the
game playing assassins like I think a bruiser style would be a lot more fun
from
okay so she's gonna try like going in on me I could always just reset for item
buy but no
Okay, so right now Sasha looks good for us, but maybe I should look on baron here, okay.
I think our best angle right now is to be legit, just reset.
Hold on.
Okay, so we'll get the crab, and then after crab, maybe I can look on
someone's ball.
Yeah, I don't know, guys.
this this game just feels really really really difficult for us to function
into
oh I am a little worried I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried at all
I'm so fucking sad like I'm legit so fucking sad wow so we're just gonna lose baron I'm
because that wait do we just say Lucifer not because that
fuck me dude nice I think we might not lose
but we definitely lose to Jygon.
Okay, we have to kill the Senna.
Let's hear like the biggest priority right now.
Okay, so now let's see if we can do something here.
Oh, wait a second.
Oh no.
Yeah, I'm going to be on the outside, I think this one is just fucked.
If I could have actually gotten on the Sun in there, I think it would have been fine, but
I mean it's not fucked, yeah, but my team is doing relatively well. The only issue is like soul lanes, but
You know, maybe they could actually do something here. Hold on. Let's give you good
God, she had flash
Okay, so we'll get this and afterwards I'll see if maybe I can play on like a clear
Wait, is there any chance that they could actually do this here?
Like on our council.
Okay, so what we're going to do is we're just going to play on the red, and then after the
red I'll probably just click on this. This shows that there's only a way for me to ever
kill singed. Oh, I mean I'm there, I'm, am I dead? It's actually so fucking distorted.
Anyway, that gas over kills this here. Nice! Okay, good worth. Big shutdown. We take
those I don't mind dying for that I also got my shoujou not to jinx viewers
watching instead a good example I'll try and try our best here don't worry
all right let's see guys paper talks about folk there number should be
getting
Okay, some off-lights coming from both side here, okay, nice, nice, very good, Yasuo
assault
what i think it's fucking dead
nice i got the 1k we're good now now we're actually good
so next item what do we feel what are you feeling guys we're feeling next item
uh... i feel like we need more damage but
uh... this is this looks hard i mean i guess omni van maybe they don't really
have anti heal so omni van could be nice i i think that's our best angle
I mean I've cancelled the fuck right there.
It's fine with that, no this is just like really bad.
I mean that's fine, just like off, it's fine with that.
Okay, so next item, yeah I guess we will just see what I'm supposed to be honest.
I said there unless you're like another item would be like maybe Starax, but
Maybe bloodmail actually
Bloodmail for tankiness. Yeah, you know what fucking yeah, let's actually try that
And I declare them in the five months on Mac. Thank you. Let's actually try this so much you begin and win her 30 months on Mac. Thank you
All right, let's do guys
Yeah, best angle I know is you just fly on this.
Alright, so we're gonna have to fight with our team here if we want to win this.
Oh, god.
Well, it's either ult out or die.
I still went out of the mouth right out.
Yeah, this looks really fucking bad.
Is there any chance I could ever do anything here?
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, it's looking kind of fucking hard right now.
I mean, listen, we got the wave, we got the wave, wait some 5 seconds, you can hold pike
lives and then the wave clears, right?
Oh no, did we actually lose here?
Come on guys.
Nice, okay, they held away. They held away. They wait. There's one more minion though. Oh, no the one minion
They didn't get the one million we lost
And that's faster than it's all welcome. Thank you. That sucks
Wow
Well, that was a bit of an unfortunate game
I mean to be fair my Baron call is really bad though
like if the band called a bit better would have probably won no one
show you I mean I thought it was getting out to you but I guess on
all right
How does that actually seem even in Plat?
Real.
Real.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
If he keeps playing, it's genuinely going all the way straight side, gold 100%.
All right, so we'll get the kinship and afterwards.
i guess that we just like go for the uh...
one b one man bronze
i can't possibly
we'll be honest to you a bigger fish to fire and i'll do
but i need to finally ascend to grandmaster challenger
i generally need to
we got bigger fish to fucking fry
I see you guys
what's the name of the last place? well this place is a demonic race
the last one was I think just like how auto play them
Has drinks he made you proud listen every day that he continues pushing on he does every single day
The rivers are red like a tampon Springs, Jim
Tampon Springs, I'm talking to it's like nobody believes it kind of shit actually goes on there
All right
So it's chogath corky rush
You know, I'm gonna be honest guys. I think I could have caught it last game. I didn't turn an assassin belt. I
Think that's the reason why I should lost last game like I need only do assassin belts when it's like free games for assassin
But if it's games where it's like they're tanky like they were this game then I should just go more black bruiser routes
It's a good, it's learning experience.
We're gonna like figure out how to actually like build it into every game.
Today wasn't that bad though, even if he was a little drunk it's still fine.
Yeah, but my, my, okay look, let me explain it to you, let me explain it to you.
Two days ago he was screaming that he was going to be the best Everett League of Legends.
and that he would show everybody wrong and like he was going to go insane, today he was
chugging beers while playing, you know?
It's like my thing isn't that I think he played bad today, it's that I know that League of
Legends is a mental game right?
Because even me, I could be challenger whenever I want, but the issue is that sometimes it's
like the inner voices take over and you're like, ah dude is it really worth it?
So then you just start like forefinding right whatever, and if you're somebody
that comes from like a different game where you don't even have to play League of Legends
and you go through those like hard faces, it's like why would you even bother sticking
through it, right? Like we've seen it time and time again, right? Even players like for
example, Peekaboo, right? The World of Warcraft streamer, even he got to a point where it's
like he climbed all the way up to a high diamond and then when he demoted it's like
Emerald 1, he just quit League and never came back, right? So the thing about League
is that League is really a game where it's like it will push you to your limits, right?
And it's not really an easy game to like get the hang of at first because there's just
too many champions and too much going on in every game, right?
Like I don't think that there are people that will just especially start playing,
especially in his case where he doesn't come from like a keyboard background that
can just like sit there and go like super high win rate to like masters for example,
right?
so that's the, that's kinda the thing, that I'm trying to get out
it's like, all it takes sometimes is like
that one game where for you, you're just like
why am I even doing this?
and then you just don't care anymore and you're like, fuck it
alright, let's see what go guys
Once I reach my outside corner I never play again and I'm telling you it happens to like
a lot of people.
So that's why it's like especially if you come from a different game the urge to just
kind of like say you know what fuck it is like a lot higher I would assume you know.
All right, let's see guys.
Paper that talks about folk rimming should be good here.
As long as he keeps taking it, he won't prove for sure.
He's probably still weeks or months out of what I was at this age.
Yeah, I think so too.
My thing is also like his conceptual understanding is also like very very very like heights in
It's really just about playing more games. They got used like the clicks and everything
And I was see them in the gift fish out. Thank you
All right now we just found the boss on
All right, so now we're going to play on the Gromp and then I first will play on the Blue
too.
Okay, so now we've got the blue one and afterwards we look on the,
we look on the Kravon, that's gonna be good.
Okay, could I actually look on this here?
Nice, very good.
The thing is, when we're closer to the server streamer, he's probably tired after 5 to 6 hours of streaming.
Uh...
Maybe, but I get why he ends off with it though. I get why he ends off with it.
Because the thing is, he's like a segment streamer, right?
Where it's like, yeah, he has different segments and things that he does throughout the day.
Sounds like his games were rough today.
Well, they weren't rough at all. He won both.
But sometimes it isn't really like how the games go.
That is indicative of how you feel about the game.
Alright, we're gonna look for the top to bottom here.
If we play Krugs and after Krugs we look on the ropers and after ropers we're going to look for the wolves.
So they're just like consistent clear.
Okay, so now we're going to just go and play for the wolves and after the wolves I'm probably
going to look on the ground too.
and then after dropping a look on the dragon
case now just found us nice
Yeah, we're just gonna play for this song and be fine.
Highbys changed the title, lowkey. I think I'm gonna get my own Highbys dude.
But the only problem is that if I were to get one I'd have to pay them.
And it's a guy CBA that dude
It's a guy CBA it and you find someone willing to do it for free you also join YouTube now just switch just switch
How do you know when to invade the enemy jungler?
That's a better question. How do I track the enemy jungler? So it's always process of elimination
You just like ask yourself where can they not be and then gives you like an answer where they are
So like I'll kind of explain what I mean by in a second
So I'm gonna look on this
Nice! Perfect.
So like here for example right, you see how we see all of his jungle camps are down top side?
So what that means is since all the jungle camps are down top side, then his only place to be is bot side, right?
So now we can track that we know that he's going to go towards his bot side.
So now if he goes towards his bot side, what do you guys think he could likely head towards as well?
Like he could go for a bot gank, right?
So now I'm going to ping my bot because I could assume that he's maybe going to look for a gank there.
So now the wrappers are respawning, right?
So the wrappers are respawning and this has a long cooldown, then what do we know?
We know that he cleared all the way up in a full clear route, right?
So the wrappers are respawning and what is he going to be right now around here?
So now we can accurately track that he's around this area.
So he has two options, right?
It's either he's on wrappers or he's ganking, but if he's on bot gank, then he's on wrappers.
and so it just sounds like SimBots on
alright so now we're going to play for the uh...
We should be able to play on the ball side and then we should be able to win.
Alright, so now we can play on the blue one and then after the blue we should be fine.
You know, what if we could even maybe look on the enemy bot side here?
Like, if we look on this, it could actually be insanely good.
Yeah, we're just going to dive this.
Perfect.
So now what we can do is we can just reset and afterwards we can look on the grubs out
of base and then it'll be like grubs into top to bottom folklet and then we can look
I'm not a giant and semi-surfer.
I don't just, do you have a boyfriend?
Better.
I have a wife.
All right.
So play on this and then after the VM.
Alright nice, that's what I'm talking about.
So do you guys want to hear some of the most simple dating advice I've ever heard
but that will completely revolutionize how you view everything?
Tell me if you guys want to share it.
So listen, a lot of people make a mistake, right? And the mistake they make is that
they choose their partner based purely off how they feel when they're with
them right if it feels new exciting if you feel all this love right horniness whatever might be
right but the real trick the real trick to knowing if it's actually someone that you
should be with is if when you look at them and you look at their qualities and you look at like
the whole package if you would not only feel comfortable but feel excited with the idea that
one day when you guys are ready she's gonna end up being the mother of your kids or he's gonna
end up being the father of your kids you know and it's like that sounds so simple and it sounds
so like obvious but I'm telling you I feel like for a lot of people nowadays it's really not you
know I mean like a lot of people nowadays they really will just go for like straight up like oh
you know like how do my hormones feel when I'm around this person and it's like
So that's one of the worst mistakes that you can make.
Runzee run on Hagrim, Risa have been doing so much surge, so I don't know this.
Alright, so what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Seryldus, and after
the Seryldus we should begin.
Oh wait, didn't I say I want to both kind of thank you this game?
Ah, just for this.
I'm going to break up and that actually just helped me long.
Because the thing is, Maddie, let me explain something to you.
For a lot of people, when a relationship doesn't work out,
the best way that you can view it is just view it as you're taking lessons
that you're going to learn for your next partner
That will allow you to be like the best version of yourself for them, you know?
Problem is that most people end up getting hung up on one of their partners, and then
they can never really be the best version of themselves for like, whatever they may
in the future, you know?
And that's all I think I'm welcome.
Thank you.
I don't know, so what if you don't want kids one day?
Well, if you don't want kids, then I guess it's more so about like just like the
concept you know like the concept of like somebody they're gonna share life
with share like the rest of your experiences with you know like like
someone that you can trust you know that's all those kinds of things
is a Ryan commander MMR well right now we're playing about masters current
9 against Masters 100 LP. When you get to 400 for Grandmaster, how do I find someone who
appreciates my crippling addiction to Rocket League? But I'm gonna be honest, listen, if
Rocket League is your main game, that's like going through the dating scene on fucking
nightmare difficulty
and uh... i go in there in the bar welcome thank you
i mean chillager just gets one shot here
i don't think i could one shot this point alright
Nice. Wait, Cho'Gath did not, though, did he?
Fuck. Alright, well, I lost the 1k Bounds even though I get this.
Relationships about permadoing is pointless? No, I disagree with that.
I think the worst mistake anybody could ever make is doing with their partner in a video game.
Like if you want to sit down play like Star do value with them do it but the competitive
gaming with their partners the shittiest thing you could ever do in my opinion.
And plus the other issue with the two is that a lot of guys just end up getting used
for their elo right?
Oh my god you're so cool do you want to deal with me so I can get to diamond?
Sure.
And then one day you look at the match history and it's like BBC warrior fucking 67 is sitting there and he played like five a Rams with her while you were asleep
Then it's like the revolver gets cocked and loaded into your mouth, and you're like, all right world. I guess this is what you fucking wanted
In game energy, okay, I'm welcome. Thank you
All right, so I got in the hell tier and then after that top to ball folk here with glue gun and jug
Play day packs on my wife huge mistake. I mean did the the problem if like okay, let me ask you a question. Okay
Wow
Like anybody that doesn't get it, I'll explain to you guys, okay?
Imagine there's a road that you could drive down that's a very rickety road, okay?
And it's a simulation.
And if you make one wrong move in the rickety road, right, then the car plunges off a
cliff and everyone dies, right?
imagine every day you could sit there and you could simulate you driving down
this road with your wife while there are two screaming kids in the backseat okay
do you think that that would be a good bonding experience probably not right
like that's the one way to take it to divorce and it's the same thing when it
comes to like competitive gaming right because you're putting yourself in
these like intentionally high stress situations and like dude like all that
you're gonna do is you're gonna make each other hate each other you know like it's
it's not worth it
okay so now we're gonna play for the for the giant enough for it's bought the top
clear and uh Fabio there I'm probably welcome thank you
NASA's got a Panzer? Cool. That's the fucking beast mode shit we're looking for. Also this
game I made a mistake again by going like full lethality. I need to stop defaulting
fully thought of every game. It's actually like a really really really big problem.
Okay so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the
Kroggsland efforts. We're going to look on the red.
Let's go down to ask it right I mean listen if we just found the crab here we should be
fine like this game is gonna be a free one and a seven four months on like thank you it's
good buddy you give the best piece of advice to get our gold you're seeing just like take
advantage of the mistakes that the enemy team makes, always.
Okay, so now we can notice we can make play on the red.
Yep, Monday.
So I think what I'm going to do at Jynxy starting tomorrow, give me a second.
So I think starting tomorrow what we're going to do at Jynxy is I'm going to teach him like
more Bruiser type champs.
Like I'm going to tell him about like Zin Zhao and Nocturne.
Those are two that I want him to play because I feel like part of the problem
right now is that him playing Master Yi is kind of shit because Yi isn't really a champion
at Brawlz you know like he goes into fights that he knows he's gonna win and then you have
to play him mechanically perfect in the fights and the issue is that Jinxi isn't at a point
right now where he can play him mechanically perfect right so I feel like the champion
selection of Master Yi isn't actually that great like I think that's what's inhibiting
his fun for the game so also I think that going for like Nocturne or going for
since I would be better
Because like not turn as well doesn't really have much he has to do like you press Q and you auto attack the camps and
Then afterwards you sit there and you just like alright, so it's like well, it's a piece of fun
I think I think you'd enjoy it honestly
I really want to show Mokdan tomorrow.
What about Warwick?
We could maybe do Warwick too.
The only thing about Warwick is that Warwick's like actual Capitone is a bit rough.
Am I like another gamer too?
I don't think your life would be different if you didn't go to Germany that one time.
It's like asking Epstein if his life would be different.
If he didn't have the apple fall on his head and he discovered gravity, you know what I
mean?
Like, yeah.
Like, it would have been way different.
Nice.
Nice.
Alright, so now we can do this and just play for the two inhibitors and then we're good.
You can play on this one, good.
It's just over.
Okay, nice, not bad.
I
Mean it yeah, there we go shut on
That's on Einstein that's Newton same thing they're both fucking old fucks with white hair, dude
It's all the same dude. I'm sign up see Newton fucking
RuPaul, you know what I mean like everyone is the same in life to remember that I
I hear it on. Let me actually like write something down. Don't give me a second. Okay. So my coaching
issues. Laughing too much makes it
unserious. Not giving ample gold or goals.
Not giving ample feedback. So we're gonna have, okay, so this we're gonna say,
How many days do we have to most Thursday Friday Saturday, so we have two days until the clash
and then we're going to have four days until the tournament
So what we're going to do is we're going to say is until cross for us until tournament
Okay, so then I would say what we do is like how to fix everything show Nocturne
Zin Zao Yi Montages, okay so show not turn Zin Zao Yi Montages, while in game I will
take notes while giving advice. Then what we're also going to do is we're going to be able
to give immediate feedback on what was wrong that game and what to improve on. We could
even do maybe like border views after every loss. Yeah, I think that's what we're going to do.
Border views after every loss or question.
More would be by far the easiest. You know what, let's show more montage then.
And then what else could we do? I feel like we do this and it could be good.
Worldcraft 3 practice 1. I'm probably going to be practicing off-scheme tonight.
And probably still with off-scheme tonight.
But we're going to be doing some on-scheme coaching this in the very near future.
Why don't you have them in free camp? Because it's too much for them to learn.
to learn. Superscript to learn this for you all, that's why.
You should learn to plan this on a bit more, observe and take
notes. Ooh, that's also a good idea.
First game of the day. He always runs me through his
brain such thought process and I just taken out I can answer questions if he
wants
put him on down a jungle campaign not turn on lot cam I think Diana would be
kind of hard down now
Well, let me actually see what are the best junglers in Ironman. Let's actually walk
Because depending I feel like it would be good for him to play Nocturne because I'm not even like shows, you know, I mean
Shevon Rammus Morkhousen
So
All right, that's it
Did you give him one Master Eve?
But the thing about Master Eve is that I don't think it's a good beginner champ though
because I thought about a lot more and like is it is it hype to play yes but
the problem is that it requires you to actually be able to like understand your
limits and I don't think he's at a point where he like gets his limits
yeah it's also makes it hard
Okay.
That was my entry to the game, she's braindeads, scale 4.
Okay so you don't remind me after this game's had Dan, it's a no pad and I'll do it.
Pantheon with BZ friend.
I think we'll show him like the Dan and if he doesn't like any of those four then
and we'll go on like a Pantheon.
Here's the reason why Pantheon
I'm a little bit apprehensive about,
it's because Pantheon has the upgraded version of abilities.
And it's like, I think that might be too much for him.
All right, so we'll just play this here.
Can you guys first triple in three games on Briar?
Should we show on Briar?
The reason why I was like holding off on Briar is just because like, I feel like the
The issue with Briar is that it makes it so that you don't have to learn anything about
clicks and shit like that.
But like, maybe for him, since he's new to keyboard and mouse, that's actually the best
thing.
I'll show him a Briar montage.
You know, maybe he actually will like that.
You know what?
I'm gonna show it to him.
I'm gonna show it to him.
I'll show him Briar.
are you fucking serious wow I mean that's like genuinely fucking insane though three
foshes.
You'll be able to hit this on buyer.
Her art is kind of different
I think this is an odd probably good I know
That's got some flash we're gonna kill him
Was my like nothing or just not going in
nice
I didn't know what just what we were talking about
You love panning on free CC and global alt
Yeah, I'm just wondering if global alts would be like good or if they would be bad for him
Because I guess like forcing him to use the idea of like locking and unlocking his camera would be a good thing
it probably want to play chums like mordecai's or warwick or why what about more jungle
I mean I showed him more jungle in the past he didn't really seem like he fucked with
it but we can show him like little montages
I'm good.
And uh, Vic, they're in promo, come. Thank you.
Loki, what if I actually did show him like, Mundo Jungle?
I like the best chance for new players.
Alright, let's get this here.
They won't say it's just one. Yeah, I'm gonna show more work tomorrow.
And, uh, screw it then. I'm gonna come. Thank you.
Warwick would be good. You know, let me ask...
Tomorrow I'm gonna show more work then. Tomorrow I'm gonna show more work.
Okay, so I think now we just play for the top to bottom.
jim's that jungle
Hey guys, we're gonna have to do this game is we're gonna have to play the carry now
It's like someone is we got to go fucking crazy
Is there a chance for us to kill the actual one here?
Nice.
Like I don't mind dying if it means I'm getting out of the game.
Wait, hold on, let me add some more.
Warwick.
Diana.
Alright, so now what I'm going to do is we'll get a launch on the machine gun.
I don't us check XQC did I see like on time again
other lanes too could be good the thing is that if he had a lot of like
demotivation I came from him sitting there and like going 0-9-0 on that one
mastery game I'm telling you that would just happen like five times more often
when he's lining I did like listen I'm a challenger jungler right and when I
was saying I'm playing lane it was like if you don't know the fucking
matchups and it's just like kind of miserable right so learning the game
while also learning the matchups and learning the champion they're playing as
well as the enemy chump that that's being played like I think would be
way too much personally. I'm not a nip it in right so I could be wrong but I
would just think that it would be like way too much.
It doesn't have walls.
You think you're the challenger in Valorant? I have no idea but probably not.
I think Jinx enjoys the time when you coach but there is no satisfaction for him for playing
I don't disagree with you
But at the same time
Satisfaction from like coming from league is also like
Like if we're being honest when we play league 80% of our games we don't feel satisfied at all
We're just chasing the high that that one out of ten games does right so if we're only imagine now
You're only playing like two to three games a day, right?
Like it would become way harder to enjoy
But you want to see games say maybe I'm overthinking it like it could just be I'm overthinking it and I'm like
I'm supposed to like wake up. He's like alright, so I'm first like one thing I didn't go crazy
But all I know is I could definitely be doing a better job as a coach like I'm I am like
Going a little bit too much like content brain with it
All right, let's do this
Low Q he couldn't maybe kill the action but he's just going to zip line away.
Darius would be good for him.
Now the problem is that Darius requires you to have good clicks so you can monitor Q.
Like it wasn't for that, I would also be like, you know, maybe if you made this, I think
it actually was hard by the way.
Okay, we're gonna have to play on the blue and then after it's the top the bot foe
camera again
You're losing the pot on coaching a bit that I'm wrong it's entertainment is gonna
need to lock in yeah I agree I agree
Trust me I agree
All right, so now we'll do some play for the uh, for the wrappers and afterwards we can
on maybe like some kind of bot. Any chance we could do this one? Well if I could have
thoughts in my cannon. It would have been so insane for me.
Alright. Bro if I would actually have the 7 completely that would have been good.
well there would be a career part too with him
I don't know how I'm like so
we love the jokes but yeah you gotta walk in a bit more
yeah no I agree, I agree
I'll sign a message, I'll sign a message line
it's cause you know what the problem is with me?
the problem is that like
sometimes I'm gonna say something
so like absurd
and he's gonna like break character for like half a second
and then I just said that I'm like this is actually like the most funny on the
planet like
the issues I just genuinely have so much fun like uh...
like being in college is like messing around with them and stuff like that and
like I was just like fucking saying there and like uh... going back and
forth and having it
but it's like I need to remember that it's like okay
And you're right it is funny as fuck, but it's like it needs to be fulfilling too, you know
Also, we're citing this game because I'm trying some shit out
Okay
So we're gonna do something to pay for the the crocs and efforts. I'll probably look on the Harold
Maybe
All right
Yeah, that's Jinx here playing music as well, so it's more cinema
Loki, maybe I'd tell him, you know what I'm going to tell him to do tomorrow?
I'm going to tell him to listen to his favorite songs while he just talks to me about his
soft process.
I think that's going to be like such a good thing.
to make the mental association.
Nice.
I'm really sorry on tiktok I decided to check you out when is the next stream
So next stream is going to be tomorrow. I like pretty much every day
My sims here drills a bit fucked up though. So that's the reason why like
Nowadays I wake up around like 11 and then I search around like 130 ish
And then after that I should want to like midnight like one
All right, so now we're going to do this again, play for the crab here, let me show
Okay we have to look on this here guys, I think I'm generally so strong that if I want
to even like look for a fight over here I think it would be insanely good for us.
But that's why she fucking chill though
I mean both we literally burn like they're exhaust a ton of their subs everything like I'll take it
No.
All right, let's go.
Touch me.
I
Jamsha, so we look for some kind of fights
It's like the thing is that zack is here
Okay guys, this game is looking really rough right now.
I'm just wondering if it's even possible for us to win a fight.
We got Midlanders on six, support is on seven.
Okay, so I just found this one, let me show you again.
Let's see.
Bro, that's literally one auto by the way.
I'm not even trolling.
How the fuck am I even supposed to live against this guy?
like genuinely how the fuck am I supposed to live against him
I don't know
I'm fucking dead guys our ribbon was literally full HP
like I'm not even saying that's her pastically our ribbon was a just full HP
I don't have to pay for an answer.
It's maybe in any way frosted fight this soon.
but I got too close and I shot just one shots
oh my god
Yeah guys this human is hard holy fucking shit.
Oh my god.
Oh, we need to fight this or lose.
No!
Okay, I'm going to be real serious. We have to be on this dragon or I'll lose the game.
If they get a cross, it's over.
We're not even fighting it, are we fucking serious?
Yeah, I know, it's just fucked.
Is there any chance of us, maybe, now there's no way that we could ever fight this?
I'm a dice in there at 3 months on Mac, thank you, yeah guys, I'm gonna be honest, it's
That's a bit fucking cocked.
Oh, bro.
Wow.
23 kills.
I mean like I don't know dude please stop blowing dick shut up
I'm not, I'm game is unlucky.
Like I'm not even kidding, I'm game is unlucky.
Okay, whatever.
Okay wait guys, something about to move to like.
you
you
you
you
Is everybody ready? Oh, we gotta get it done now like we actually I get this shit going fucking crazy, you know
We actually got this shit going crazy
All right nice
Name of the song is Kim Jong-un is a master goon real
I'm ironically real them
I'm the toplane arc while just wasn't fun didn't top and I can just say permanent like knowledge check
Like they just always like oh well do you know the matchup? No then you just lose the game.
I even know real masters play if you don't have a piss bottle. Nope.
That's why. Like you don't, you guys don't want to know what looks like in my desk.
John looks like such a perfect game for fucking relationship all the way.
I can't come and say the best fucking pick ever right now.
You watching montage to see the potential on the channel?
No, but I want to show them tomorrow.
I'm going to show them a ton of montage this morning.
Alright, I'm going to be honest, this is a Assassin's Hecarim 1v9 game.
If you want to feel better about your games, go look at the lulcao and sqc stream.
Dude, I don't think sqc is a lulcao though.
Oh, it wasn't even doing.
Alright, let me work on the game as well.
No dodge bomb.
All right, let's do this, Sam.
Hey, fuck it.
Bro, what the fuck?
guys I'm gonna be honest with you oh shit wait siren 710 gets a free shot thank
you thank you wrong yeah watch this one one and then we'll turn it off yes
Okay guys listen, we look for the wolves and after the wolves bot side clear, now we should
We got it.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is
we're gonna look on the,
the right of them all on the crugs
genuinely knocking to battering now though
Let me see if there's any chance for this here.
What?
Well, I mean, that goes to your fucking blue cock sucker.
I was wondering if I should look for a bot gang, but I think it would probably be better to just look here.
I'm looking into making IRL content.
Not really.
The problem with the IRL content is you need to be kind of obnoxious to make it work in public.
And it's like even though I wanted to be obnoxious online doing it like in public in front of people
just like
Know my thing
But thing is that we saw up a new YouTube channel recently
We've been posting it for like a I think like almost two weeks now with the shorts
And we started doing some like long form today or not today, but like a few days ago
And I'm going to be posting like a omegle videos and stuff like that on there on model
like it's gonna have all the
Okay, it's not like the variety and stuff
So like anything that's like a
Like a stream highlight kind of thing
You should make our own content with your wife, but we used to do content of us playing board
games or stuff like that together answering questions.
I'd be down to in the future though, because we used to do these car streams where we
would just go and go to McDonald's or something and it'd be really fun.
How many editors do you have?
How many editors do I have?
I would say I have at least like 8 maybe.
my payroll probably 10 because I also run Laura's channel too. Well I don't run it but
like I take the payments and then I cover her editors and all that kind of stuff. So
like I was like 10. Alright we're going to get this here and then after that we can
on the club.
Browser roster. Well, do you guys want to know the most amount of editors I ever used to have?
It was, I think, like four years ago, at one point, and I had about 40 editors.
every single one of them around their own like TikTok and or YouTube Shorts
Facebook Reels and Instagram accounts I would literally drop like 30,000 US
hours a month on my short form editing which is like even more than what I was
making at the time
I remember there was one point where I was there like six months straight where
my bank account didn't even move because every dollar that I would get I
I would sit there and it would all go back into reinvested.
So I'll be trying to tell you, you revived that in 2010-4 and I revived it in 2010-6
and I'm bronze, and I'll tell you, aww, thank you very much, peace out.
Alright, now we just look for this and I'll get it.
Alright, nice, I'm glad.
Did it pay off though with the short form?
Well, not...
If you want to ask if I made a return on my investment, probably not.
But they give me like a lot of outreach during that time frame. Yeah
And put in pants and welcome. Thank you and shake it there in some months as well
Because the thing is a lot of the editors are people it's like I hired them for like one month
And then afterwards it would be a monthly basis
So like it was like the hunger games where every month the bottom five editors that had the worst like viewer counts
would just get fired and I worked like that and so I got down to a team of like
like 10 to 12 and then I kept that team for a while but then I ended up like
whittling that one down too
I
Let's go down the wall soon. I'm again
Any chance for a civil
Okay, now we can use the resupply item.
And uh, Luis, they're in the tier 3161 second macro, thank you, and Uno at there in the sub, thank you guys.
Fuck off!
Alright, so guys, so all we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the cyclone organ.
All right, that's it.
Look, I'm actually down to play on the Gromp here though.
Grom to Krog someone can play on the Shagons here
Okay, as long as you play on the Shagons free and I show you the name on some like thank you
You make more than you spend on others nowadays yeah nowadays, yeah
Because the thing is I don't really operate on a loss with any of my editors because most of them aren't percentage basis
Okay, so we're gonna look on the Krugs and after Krugs we're gonna look on the drag
Like there are songs you got this is gonna be free
I mean I got the literal most perfect smite that anybody could ever get but it wasn't
even enough is the craziest part. So get on. We got our items so we're going to get here.
You're normally human on your own stream. Well I wanted to keep in mind that we're
10 hours in right now. We're 10 hours in and I've been awake for a while so.
I
Chance we can maybe look on the narco probably not right
Go going nice
Nice
Cawks ducking in and back to base for you buddy.
Assuming that red is up.
Nice.
very very very high likelihood I get clubs nice and old Jim voices time to
that's huge neat cleavers this game I mean do we know it's one guy that's two
guys are in build armor not gonna throw this I need the servers that come
to 2 fast.
It's not working, it's just going to plant the rest of the bot side and then we can maybe look on the blue.
Oh.
Okay, so Osilus dies and all the problems if I look for the Herald there's a very good
chance he'll collapse on by 5 on it.
I mean dude is my garen not just going to R him?
Oh my god
Yeah, but I say here Nunu's gonna just like dive
Okay, so we so get our spellbills and next time we just play Sheldron and she'll be getting
Hey guys, you know what I like doing sometimes?
It's late at night so a lot of viewers typically just open up streams and then they go to sleep,
right?
But I'm kinda curious if you're awake right now, type 1.
I don't see how many sleeping viewers we have versus awake ones.
well was it worth it bro was it fucking worth it tell me
was there a problem lost with this thing too no this this game isn't as lost because the
thing is that some of our players are human and I won't be done versus enemy calmed so
So as long as one of those conditions is true, you can always like Hanukkah.
Holy shit.
But it's literally like a flood of ones, Jesus.
I'm one but I'm also playing chess like a multi-pass.
I'm going to visit Germany soon, um, maybe.
We're just waiting on papers for Laura, and then once we get them, like immigration-related
ones, then she'll be able to travel again, because like the thing is that we're planning
on going to the doko me which is like one of the biggest anime conventions in
the world nowadays and it's in Germany but the only problem is that like we
don't know when we're gonna receive it so you have to like wait until that
can you reveal your percentages? I pay my editors? it depends on the editor. but i can
range from anywhere from like 25 to like 35.
I mean, this is just like fucking cancer.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to get an unsunger soon.
Okay, I don't know if they're going in after everyone's already dead, but okay.
what anime are you watching right now? well, we haven't really watched one in a while
I think the last one we watched was Hell's Paradise, uh, for a moment's sake
alright, let's see what we can do
Let's get this and after that we can look for reset.
Is there even any money in shorts nowadays?
YouTube shorts?
It depends on how many views you got.
Only purve you went down a little while back, but you didn't seem to get a good living, depending
on my company views.
Get a Roblox even, I'll be asked the agenda to make sure though.
Loki, we got some fucking blocks.
Nice, they're well played.
I'm in like dude it's like I got fucking exhaust when I go in
Okay, listen the only way this is a per reploudness they have no exhaust
the
Oh yeah, there we go, so I like to sing.
5 on the track, please.
is
I don't, I don't think I can contest this dragon.
well tanker
like if I want to show you an enclave or could I have one, that's too...
I mean the game is fucking...
Like I want to say the game is a 3v5, but I don't even know if I can confidently say 3 people are on this team.
And they have an exhaust.
There's a game 1, all the other assassin games are 1s.
I mean, dude, are these games like literally just unfortunate?
like is it they're just some lucky or what
cuz like I didn't know dude
alright
Jesus bro we literally won seven and seven today
Wow yeah we won seven and seven like I want to play another but it's like I
really shouldn't you know I mean like I didn't I really really really really
show my gosh you should because I have some children you fuck dude but I
I want to queue up but I can't okay listen guys everyone's gonna have to remind me tomorrow, okay?
Tomorrow this is what we're gonna do if the enemy team ever has an exhaust or if it's a tanky comp
I have to go bruiser every game no matter what I can only go assassin only okay if I have a team comp
Well, I mean this team a lot for but I feel like it's only if the enemy team has no exhaust and they have squishies
Okay, so remind me that tomorrow. I think that's what we do okay?
With all that being said, I do want to thank you guys all for everything.
Today Fall Fall is all the subs, give subs, resubs, everything like that.
I saw so much for everything.
It was a really, really, really great Tuesday.
Had a lot of fun.
Tomorrow's will be even better.
So tomorrow I'm going to head to work out in the morning.
I think I'm going to be doing a chest day.
So it's going to feel really fucking juicy.
So we're going to head to a good chest day in the morning.
Then it's going to be streaming.
and we're gonna go hard okay but with all that being said I would genuinely do
one thing I was all again for everything it's wrong it'll be only ones and yeah
should be good but anyways with that being said if we guys all have a great
rest of the night