THE RETURN OF ASSASSIN HECARIM - JYNXZI COACHING LATER - !challenge

Dantes

05-08-2026 · 9h 35m

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[00:02:00] How is everybody doing today? What is up? What is good guys? What is good?

[00:02:11] Render I burn bot lane first game of the day. Okay. Okay, we're off to a little juicy start

[00:02:17] Good came on. It's a I sure how a rec wave. It's good poke

[00:02:22] It's falling down to us. I'm chillin. I'm chillin feeling good

[00:02:25] What are the most for today's stream, alright guys, who wants to know the stream plan for

[00:02:34] today?

[00:02:35] Who wants to know the stream plan for today?

[00:02:38] Alright, so it's enough, this is what we're going to do.

[00:02:42] We are going to be starting off with some ranked gaming, obviously.

[00:02:48] Later Jinx C Will 100% be playing League today, so we're going to be doing a coaching session

[00:02:53] as well and then afterwards some more solo queue now guys there's something you need

[00:03:00] to listen to okay today when we coach jing see we're gonna have to turn into pro jungler

[00:03:09] because you guys are naughty squad okay so I'm going to give you guys the scoop on what's

[00:03:13] happening tomorrow is everyone listening so we're not going to do a full weekend of clash

[00:03:18] we're only going to do it on Saturday but do you guys want to hear what the clash team

[00:03:22] lineup is going to look like. Do you guys want to hear? Yes or no? No, the squad wants to hear it.

[00:03:29] All right, listen. Clash team lineup is going to be Talhuan top lane, Jynxie jungle,

[00:03:37] Humsmed, Kadeem, Dantes, duo bot. How are we feeling about it? I swear dude, like,

[00:03:45] because Jynxie taught me, he's like, Dantes, be honest with me. What would be the most insane

[00:03:50] roster ever so I was like you know what bro I think if we do this it would go fucking crazy

[00:03:57] I was like I think if we do this JnC would be the fucking most generational classroom ever

[00:04:02] so it's gonna go quite insane but I'm having a feeling about today though today's gonna be good

[00:04:09] so that's why today we're gonna have to teach JnC some other junglers so he'll be able to play more

[00:04:13] more than jesse peak classroom did i'm sorry it's gonna be such a banger oh shit with big

[00:04:28] mac them the five gifted pre-shad thank you big tonkos gotta pull a lot of dead weight

[00:04:38] listen i told tyler i was like tyler if you don't feel like you can carry the team on

[00:04:42] a regular top laner, we'll just put you on Taric Top and you're a jinx seeking funnel.

[00:04:49] He called me an idiot and then laughed and ignored me after that, so I don't think he

[00:04:53] fought to the idea.

[00:04:54] But it's gonna be a juicer though, it's gonna be a juicer.

[00:04:57] I'm quite excited for it.

[00:04:59] You should teach him Shaco now listen, listen, two days ago I had one of my editors do a montage

[00:05:08] where he combined a bunch of high plays from five different junglers

[00:05:14] and there's a Star Wars song that's playing in the background.

[00:05:17] Okay, so what it's going to be is we're going to sit there and we're going to

[00:05:20] wash out Montage and we're going to use that Montage

[00:05:23] for Jinx to be able to determine his next one.

[00:05:28] I don't know if you're going to be playing support, right? Yes.

[00:05:30] Any practice support?

[00:05:32] Because the only guy I got is Sermon who's going to be on Monday,

[00:05:35] so it should be interesting.

[00:05:38] Should be very very very interesting

[00:05:44] All right

[00:05:45] So we're gonna do something look for the top to bottom folk there and then after as we can look on the crab and it should be getting

[00:05:50] Like I'm actually feeling good about it guys like today. I'm telling you yesterday

[00:05:54] We had a fucking great day of league you guys remember what happened yesterday

[00:05:57] We legit won like fucking 200 LP and that in a single gaming session. I was wild

[00:06:03] So today I'm telling you, we do the same shit, we run it back to our bow.

[00:06:07] Shoujin, Cleaver, every fucking game.

[00:06:10] Especially in games like this, you know, where it's like, they have champions where you can't really like shit on them that hard.

[00:06:17] Regizami team is like two tangs, they have an exhaust, so we don't know.

[00:06:23] Are you gonna be coaching later today? Yes, we will be.

[00:06:27] Also, I ran by some ideas to GenC for the League Tournament, where essentially what we're going to be doing as well is we're going to be, he's going to be doing the rules that I was talking to you guys about yesterday, where it's like ADC needs to play marksman and support is only allowed building items from the support tab, so it's going to be like a real banger.

[00:06:57] Alright, so let's get it done now

[00:06:59] So we have a Rengar, Ivan, Bal lane and they already died and were two minutes into the game nice

[00:07:05] Double killed two minutes into the game fucking love that. Why not dude?

[00:07:11] You saw the assassin the heck from in the title though relax bro, we're gonna be switching up soon

[00:07:17] I plus 30 all you need is a few good win streaks your rank one. Yeah, you're not wrong

[00:07:21] You're not wrong. It doesn't take much bro doesn't take much like we got this shit, bro

[00:07:25] And small steps though today grandmaster tomorrow challenger, you know small steps

[00:07:42] Was there jungler this game Talon

[00:07:47] We could definitely double crab this son

[00:07:50] I'm not gonna lie to that legitimately got jump scared. Am I the only one?

[00:07:55] My guys, am I the only one that got like legit jumpscared?

[00:07:58] Like, dude, when he fucking appeared over the wall and I got my shit smited, I legit got scared.

[00:08:05] I was like, wait, what?

[00:08:08] Baah, right.

[00:08:11] I just started slinging the bow, right?

[00:08:15] I'm too good back as this feeling so hard.

[00:08:19] I saw it on onlyTV last night, it was good money man.

[00:08:22] oh my god dude so yesterday i'm on omitv right

[00:08:26] i'm on omitv and then at one point i match with a 50-year-old man

[00:08:34] so i sit there and i'm like what's a 50-year-old man doing on omegle talking to teenagers

[00:08:42] suddenly sister and he says fuck you you narcissist asshole

[00:08:47] And I was like dude what why the fuck are you calling me a narcissist and then he says go fuck

[00:08:57] Yeah, I said if you fucking narcissist, and then he just sits on he starts like flaming me for like 20 minutes straight

[00:09:04] I was like bro. What like what the fuck is this guy on about?

[00:09:08] That was legit crazy

[00:09:11] One of the funniest so we go to something we've had in a long time

[00:09:17] All right, now just play on the bot side and we can look on the drag

[00:09:34] All right

[00:09:37] Some will look on the wolves and after all this will pound the the grump

[00:09:42] Yo dumb ass no one cares Jesus dude

[00:09:47] I'm there just sitting here fucking chilling

[00:09:52] Talking to you guys and I get hit with a yo dumb ass no one carries

[00:10:05] Jesus guys, I'm gonna be honest like this is already looking kind of fucking rough

[00:10:09] But isn't this guy dead? Oh, I guess not

[00:10:12] I'm a bit worried that he walks in and he just stays over the wall.

[00:10:27] I

[00:10:32] Reset

[00:10:35] Can you bring back your eyebrows with please brown 24 I'm a 24 year old married married man, you know, I mean that it's like

[00:10:47] Okay, I think we just have to reset I want to say Laura ordered KFC. I wish you messaged me

[00:10:53] I shared KFC once at arriving.

[00:10:57] Okay, so we should be getting on for the duration of the game.

[00:11:03] Let me wait for my pickaxe.

[00:11:04] I

[00:11:14] Sounds a fucking classic by the way absolute juicer

[00:11:22] It's crazy gift only cost a dollar and some sense here in India at six hours in the US

[00:11:27] Yeah

[00:11:28] That's the only thing that's the reason why is this trimmer doing subathons nowadays kind of like blows

[00:11:33] because it's like there will be some days where it's like you never really

[00:11:39] know how much you're actually gonna make right because because of that so that's

[00:11:44] one of the reasons why I don't really do subathons anymore because like the

[00:11:48] thing is that to do a subathon it means I don't do any YouTube at all and it's

[00:11:52] like not doing any YouTube like legitimately nukes my revenue and shit

[00:11:56] like that so it's like doing it it doesn't get offset by subathon because

[00:12:02] Like what some people do is they also like they make like VPNs and like turkey and then they get like the 40 sunsubs

[00:12:11] Said hi, it's good moxie

[00:12:14] Bring the Clyde back one day we have to Doug we have to

[00:12:21] Listen right now we have a little bit of a fucking scarum dragonborn so that's all it matters

[00:12:32] Okay, so we're gonna play on the blue and then after blue, I guess we don't really have

[00:12:52] a play to go for besides pathing JT's grubs, huh?

[00:12:57] And the problem is that our support is a fucking Rangar, so it's not like that guy's

[00:13:00] help. Okay, well if Thresh is bot then worst case scenario is the 1v1 versus Talon. I'm

[00:13:11] okay with that.

[00:13:19] Am I worried about the Anivia? Not a little bit, but I think we're okay. I think as

[00:13:24] long as I keep my wits about, we're gonna be fine on this bot. Which would be good

[00:13:30] because it means I've got a double neutral so even though our team is

[00:13:33] shitting the bad like maybe we can actually one

[00:13:37] I'm an oven emerald Rengar support that same bong rip each death and he's rushing

[00:13:42] Knightsville like this guy's cancer

[00:13:51] all right all right so now we'll just pay for you something should be good

[00:13:58] Why is this message being reviewed? What do you order from KFC?

[00:14:03] Let's just say when I used to be 50 viewers, we had an interesting community.

[00:14:11] So I had to blacklist quite a lot of words and KFC was among them.

[00:14:15] We'll get Boki on blacklist soon.

[00:14:28] Can we actually get to look for this here?

[00:14:34] Honestly, if you trust for this raptor cam, the thing is like, I mean, I don't know, this

[00:14:45] Rengar legit has fucking cancer.

[00:14:47] This is very disgusting.

[00:14:51] Rengar supports OP while it's looking fucking OP, bro.

[00:14:54] This guy rushed an armor item when they have a 1 AD champ on their team, and it's on the

[00:14:58] enemy ball laner. Like this guy on an ironically I was cancered like I'm not getting anything

[00:15:05] to the problem with score. We getting someone. As long as we hold strong with our mental

[00:15:28] I saw it there when I began.

[00:15:40] No. YES!

[00:15:48] Ah, this one has ult. We're gonna go for this.

[00:15:58] on the drag, on the drag, on the drag, ignore it, ignore it, ignore it.

[00:16:08] I need to dodge her QE.

[00:16:13] Come on, please, I might get this in time.

[00:16:22] Nice!

[00:16:23] Okay, free drag.

[00:16:24] We win now

[00:16:28] Fuck all piece of shit

[00:16:31] Okay, so no one reset can I get the shogun? No, I still need fucking 100 gold. All right. I'm not resigning. I'm just so we doesn't invade I

[00:16:42] Only 226 and you're still streaming haven't been here in years. It's good, buddy. We're married nowadays soon

[00:16:48] That's what's kind of cool is that sometimes people are going to watch you when you're like

[00:16:53] 19, 18, whatever, then they move on with their lives, whatever, and then one day they randomly

[00:16:58] open Twitch and it's like, it's like you sit there and you're like opening a time capsule,

[00:17:03] you know?

[00:17:05] Because streaming really is like a revolving door, you know, it's like, you're going to

[00:17:11] be here for sometimes months, years at a time, then you have to take like time off, focus

[00:17:16] on your life and other aspects and I'm like when they just found me pop back in and it's like wow

[00:17:21] it's even for me sometimes I have yours where it's like they come back and they're like hey this

[00:17:25] is how my life is going like Jesus

[00:17:35] okay so I'll finish up on the Wilson after that we have to look on the uh the ground

[00:17:38] And I come to see them to get pretty shot.

[00:17:47] Thank you.

[00:17:49] I'm gonna be honest, if you're gonna die, you're fucking retard.

[00:18:08] I'm in the strength or is like low care. It's already piece of shit, but it's okay. We can just like report maybe gets bad

[00:18:20] And a creator open the prime and fluff and this of us all welcome. Thank you guys

[00:18:25] Hekram's ultimate is called Unsault of Shadows.

[00:18:37] That's so badass.

[00:18:38] Read the other one.

[00:18:40] So Warpath, Rampage, Spirit of Jirad, like a devastating charge.

[00:18:47] You know what I mean?

[00:18:48] It's like it makes you fucking horny almost

[00:18:57] And John's look on this for what do you think?

[00:19:09] So it's not into really do right now he's on red

[00:19:13] We don't have to play with this Godman

[00:19:15] It's good Brits. I

[00:19:17] I watched your coaching session with Sabo. It was so funny and so chill. Yeah, I know he's a good guy.

[00:19:22] I like him a lot.

[00:19:29] Cuz it's like mine and his personality couldn't be more different.

[00:19:32] But what I found like really fun about it was that like he tried to like match me in his way, you know, it was really nice.

[00:19:38] Very cool guy.

[00:19:40] Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the Raptors, and after

[00:19:49] the Raptors we're going to play on this here.

[00:19:54] Now could I decide to clear my bot side and try for a bot side?

[00:19:57] Yes, is it ever going to work?

[00:19:58] No, so now I'm going to bother.

[00:19:59] And I've been there in the prime welcome.

[00:20:04] Thank you.

[00:20:05] Okay, so all we have to do is play for the serials here.

[00:20:19] Okay, so Tom doesn't have ultimates.

[00:20:26] What a weird, strange game.

[00:20:28] Because it feels like we're getting all these objectives like uncontested, like everything is good.

[00:20:33] But then it's like you look at the score, Jesus man, what the fuck did we have to get this guy on our team?

[00:20:40] And it's like it would be less bad if his name wasn't Bongrip each dad.

[00:20:44] So you can tell this guy's just complete fucking high up in his mind, you know, it's like...

[00:20:48] Alright guys, I'm about to say something controversial that might anger some of you, but I don't care,

[00:21:11] I need to say it because I'm mad at this Rengar.

[00:21:14] I feel like if you're sitting there and you smoke joints,

[00:21:18] or maybe you take marijuana, whatever it might be,

[00:21:22] there's a chance that you could have your life together.

[00:21:24] You just sort of unwind.

[00:21:25] But people that rip bongs, it's like,

[00:21:29] you have to be someone that's either 15

[00:21:31] or with a mentality of a 15 year old.

[00:21:33] You know what I mean?

[00:21:34] And listen, you can crucify me for saying that,

[00:21:36] but I can sit there and I can genuinely think of somebody

[00:21:40] that's sitting there ripping a bong

[00:21:42] after each death in League of Legends

[00:21:44] that isn't just completely like lost you know what i mean like

[00:21:50] but i i i have to make it personal but this guy's fucking tonight my game

[00:21:56] i talked about folk there now

[00:22:03] That's a valid take, Rio as fuck.

[00:22:18] I am picked right now to win.

[00:22:20] Dude, your name's Rocky is chilling.

[00:22:22] Are you ever sober?

[00:22:23] Like, I don't know, if you're a singer and you're like, his name's Rocky is chilling,

[00:22:27] like, I can't imagine you ever being sober, like, you must be one of the most chilled

[00:22:31] I love you on the fucking planet

[00:22:33] I just have to look on this

[00:22:35] I promise that if I alter on her what happens

[00:22:38] she just fucking like gets away easily

[00:22:44] wow, okay

[00:22:48] this is fucking AIDS

[00:23:01] I

[00:23:09] Like is this guy fucking retarded

[00:23:11] I did what though though guys guys guys my bot lane is legitimately

[00:23:37] 3 and 13 and my top laner is unironically typing right my top laner is

[00:23:44] unironically typing is there ever gonna be a point where our jungler joins this

[00:23:47] game yeah I'll do later oh what the fuck

[00:23:56] No, but yeah, I'm actually getting into it. Can you like go do some stuff?

[00:24:02] I'll go like paper copia

[00:24:17] Nice

[00:24:26] Okay, try for this.

[00:24:33] Wait.

[00:24:56] Oh, wow.

[00:25:06] Alright, one way to get our creeper now, I think next time I have to play for is like,

[00:25:17] what, maybe like Serax?

[00:25:19] Have you said thank you to your wife after she had you on grade 4?

[00:25:26] Real, actually.

[00:25:27] Fuck!

[00:25:28] Dude, I'm fucking pissed!

[00:25:29] First game of the day and we get this shit!

[00:25:31] Are you fucking serious?

[00:25:32] Fuck!

[00:25:33] Fuck!

[00:25:34] Fuck!

[00:25:35] Fuck!

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[00:25:47] Fuck!

[00:25:48] I'm actually fucking pissed bro.

[00:25:54] Nah, I'm gonna be honest here in year 1-5 like...

[00:26:12] first part is like I know for a fact this Rengar won't get banned

[00:26:21] here we have to go for this

[00:26:24] nice okay deal deal deal

[00:26:27] this is good this is good keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going

[00:26:32] Okay, well, I mean if my team can't do anything.

[00:26:43] Alright, well you know what, maybe we can actually look for the Grom cure.

[00:26:51] We definitely can't play on the dragon though.

[00:26:52] Like objectives are definitely out of the fucking question.

[00:26:59] I haven't won the first game of the day in a month, yeah, I know, it's been fucked, bro.

[00:27:04] But it's okay, listen, the good news is our performance is good and the vibes are good, that's what matters on the end of the day, right?

[00:27:11] Just what you're saying, so please stop explaining.

[00:27:24] Hypothetically, if you could suck your own dick, would you, I'm just a considered gay if you do.

[00:27:29] bros username asking that is cheesy for skin cheers dude

[00:27:36] alright let's look for the red and the raptors as Martin gonna join the game

[00:27:43] soon well he's gonna join the game when his dad joins back in on his life dude

[00:27:47] might take another couple decades for that unfortunately

[00:27:59] Oh my god, dude, no, these guys are fucking ass!

[00:28:09] Oh, what?

[00:28:11] Alright, so I suppose the one I got to kill, cheers.

[00:28:17] We can actually summon this one, easy.

[00:28:24] Oh, that's 1,000 gold down, see.

[00:28:47] I need this, I need this, I need this.

[00:28:49] Nice.

[00:28:54] We take those!

[00:28:57] Okay, do I get forced to nature?

[00:28:59] Guys, do I get forced to nature?

[00:29:01] Should I get spared besides rethinking?

[00:29:06] Don't speak.

[00:29:09] It's like, look at what we're thinking here.

[00:29:11] Like genuinely, what the fuck are we thinking right now?

[00:29:17] I

[00:29:23] Don't know the fuck the players

[00:29:38] Yeah, it's other it's other visitors or a force

[00:29:47] Hello, I am one of the water

[00:29:51] Alright, um

[00:29:56] Nice, you well played Ranger

[00:29:58] You won a complete fucking disabled piece of shit loser for five seconds. So you had to make sure that the team knew exactly

[00:30:05] Exactly what they were missing out on, cheers

[00:30:17] This is what I'm talking about.

[00:30:26] This is Jinxies and Elmsman.

[00:30:28] It was on Twitter.

[00:30:29] I'll check it out after this game.

[00:30:47] much of us is still out

[00:30:58] we're not doing it

[00:31:05] we're trying to make good consequences

[00:31:08] control yourself

[00:31:10] click on there what you need from there

[00:31:14] There's even a chance for us to win this. We don't have young

[00:31:25] How is this guy here guys can someone explain to me how the fuck this guy's feeling oh my kills cheers

[00:31:33] Let's see. Was it a GenC tweet? Let's have a look.

[00:31:43] Look.

[00:31:58] That wasn't a tweet.

[00:31:59] What was the announcement then?

[00:32:00] What was the announcement?

[00:32:04] Can you try this out?

[00:32:06] Take a moment to watch your name.

[00:32:08] 21 days after the challenger, literally bruh.

[00:32:23] You have a 3 in 15 Rengar, I mean, something just happened, the guy's like a legit piece

[00:32:29] of shit.

[00:32:30] Like he's building full armor against a team that's like all AP.

[00:32:35] he's just such a fucking piece of shit

[00:32:39] you know what

[00:32:39] fuck it's i'm gonna try to like finish this

[00:32:48] nice actually not bad

[00:32:52] it was a clip okay damn it's a mod so mods are gonna link it to me after

[00:33:29] We're going to need spirit precision, I think I'll, it's like, do I get force of nature

[00:33:36] after that or do I just get on the slumber?

[00:33:39] That's a real question.

[00:33:40] Fuck.

[00:34:05] right? Now we don't fight this, we can't.

[00:34:31] look at as long as the isles live that we can make everything

[00:34:46] nice

[00:34:53] I need to get the fuck out.

[00:35:00] I need to get the fuck out.

[00:35:09] I need to get the fuck out.

[00:35:17] we kill this so I need to get the fuck out

[00:35:24] okay that's fine we take those I'm fed as fuck now baby let's go like so if

[00:35:37] someone has to get on so I kill here and it only can be me if I get on so I

[00:36:12] Okay, guys, so we're on a run of the decent spot now.

[00:36:42] Jesus

[00:36:49] Wait

[00:37:04] No, no, no!

[00:37:07] And of course, I already saw dies, unlucky.

[00:37:12] I mean listen, we gave it a hard end so at the end of the day that's all we can really

[00:37:28] ask for.

[00:37:29] Oh wait, fuck.

[00:37:30] Wait, the KFC was already delivered, give me a second.

[00:37:42] you

[00:38:12] you

[00:38:42] you

[00:39:12] Oh

[00:39:30] Guys I got some chicken

[00:39:42] Apparently, though, these things called snack wraps.

[00:39:53] What are they?

[00:39:55] All right, so I'm down to a leg mount there.

[00:40:25] You know what I find crazy though?

[00:40:55] How the fuck was this guy even in the game?

[00:41:02] Like genuinely.

[00:41:07] And uh, go out there and so on and so on.

[00:41:10] Thank you.

[00:41:25] I don't know if she acted like a clip, but did someone like it?

[00:41:48] I'm eating my sandwich.

[00:42:00] Alright, so guys.

[00:42:04] What's my dad master doing here?

[00:42:18] All right.

[00:42:48] All right, there we go.

[00:43:06] Showrooms, please, Ayachoba.

[00:43:12] alright so many years on this

[00:43:23] why should sixty people high school resolution

[00:43:26] and i just finished on your end

[00:43:28] as you can see now playing league and

[00:43:30] now i think he he should be today

[00:43:32] it's only to be down for it

[00:43:36] Someone's gonna be down for it.

[00:43:43] It's Hogmaw a good pick for ADC in the ballroom with the pike support.

[00:43:47] Um, I wouldn't necessarily say so.

[00:43:54] Because like the thing is Hogmaw likes to scale and pike kind of likes to bully early.

[00:43:58] Let me throw in my trash one sec.

[00:44:06] you

[00:44:36] Alright, I'm getting up.

[00:44:53] Do you use WACM mouse click?

[00:44:59] mouse click because I got used to it, I would say.

[00:45:15] Yeah, so when he says mage he means enchanter, he doesn't mean like actual mages.

[00:45:21] Yeah, because the thing is that he doesn't like, he just doesn't know the difference

[00:45:31] between Enchanter and Mages, but he means Enchanter, so I'll send him like a list of

[00:45:35] the confirmed ones after.

[00:45:38] So don't worry, it's not going to be Mages.

[00:45:41] Alright, let's do it guys.

[00:45:51] Okay, so now we're going to play for the Reds and Grogs, or Reds and Grogs, here we go.

[00:46:03] Alright guys, all we're going to need here is a full clear.

[00:46:09] Well, they just got a full clear going and it's gonna be fucking showing

[00:46:26] Okay, so now it's just red Crog's Raptors, so Zinn is starting on blue

[00:46:35] But that's weird as fuck because he's cutting to Raptors what?

[00:46:39] So why would a Zinsel that's starting blue buff kites the raptors or wolves?

[00:46:48] He's a cock sucker. Can you word this? I know what he's doing. So he's doing one of three things.

[00:46:55] It's either gonna be boom boom boom reset or it's gonna be a now I already

[00:47:03] know what it's gonna be. He's gonna go red or blue red into blue red

[00:47:08] That's what it's gonna be.

[00:47:10] I can already tell.

[00:47:15] What?

[00:47:16] What the fuck is this guy doing?

[00:47:25] Wait, genuinely, what the fuck is this guy doing?

[00:47:38] Okay, not bad.

[00:47:48] Okay, so we just did a blue and then after we can play on the crowd.

[00:48:08] This one wants to smite that is because Sinsail only did like a few of his cams.

[00:48:11] I wasn't sure if he would already be on the crab on the spawn.

[00:48:14] He's just gonna have been waiting in this bush for a blue sail.

[00:48:19] The Zen is generally so fucking weird though.

[00:48:25] I don't know, can you just put on the top crab and then we should be getting...

[00:49:03] right? No. I'm trying to think of like one more I could have done there maybe just like

[00:49:13] not even invade, double crab and then reset for a refill clear because I already have an advantage.

[00:49:18] Yeah maybe that could have been the angle actually and prime there in the prime welcome. Thank you.

[00:49:27] you. You can use WASD. Yeah, it's a recent move set that they introduced the game.

[00:49:34] Okay, so now we're just putting the wrappers and after wrappers we're going to look on

[00:49:56] the wolves.

[00:50:04] Sounded just, what was wrong, but let me just look on the dragon.

[00:50:09] Is there a GenC coaching today?

[00:50:11] There should be.

[00:50:20] I'm trying to think if there would be an angle for me to look on the dragon here.

[00:50:24] I have upgraded Smite and he wouldn't, so I definitely want to go for that.

[00:50:34] I just found this so just a dragon and then afterwards we'll be getting

[00:51:00] Okay, so now we'll reset it and after resetting we can probably just play on the red buff.

[00:51:12] Ooh, that crab looks appetized and I fucked up.

[00:51:18] So if I want to play for this bar crab I have to fight their mid laner for it, yeah, fucking

[00:51:22] cool bro.

[00:51:25] When the mid laner just sits in this fucking bush and makes it impossible for you to get

[00:51:29] they fucking crabbed him, jesus

[00:51:40] alright, let's see what i do

[00:51:59] Okay, so now we'll just hook on the Krugs and it will also be the wrappers.

[00:52:19] So now we'll just put on the wrappers and afterwards we'll clear the rest of our bot

[00:52:22] Let's have them, we should be good.

[00:52:33] Yeah, I just want to play on this down, then after this, we know crab is going to be down, but...

[00:52:40] You know what would actually go kind of hard?

[00:52:42] I'm going to have level 7 advantage with Ghost, right?

[00:52:46] I have no idea, I think we'll go fucking insane.

[00:52:49] We invade this right off respawn and then I'm gonna my fresh level 7 timer.

[00:52:54] This looks really good for us by the way.

[00:53:19] 2 for 1 we take those nice so now we'll get this in afterwards we can just play for the

[00:53:29] tunnel it's a good suck why are you coaching yourself because it's the best way to actually

[00:53:38] like play well because one of the issues with many people is that they're just like autopilot

[00:53:42] right so the best way to avoid autopiling is to be verbal about like what you're doing

[00:53:46] and why you're doing it so you can almost like convince yourself as well like what's

[00:53:50] going on.

[00:53:51] I'll say just what it is, on the wrong side just what it is.

[00:54:03] And now of course the midlaner once again is contesting me on the crab.

[00:54:07] I don't care, I'm playing it anyways.

[00:54:17] Nice, I'll play it somewhere.

[00:54:27] Like one job bro, one job.

[00:54:32] Okay, so I got Vlad, uh, can they get more than that?

[00:54:39] Probably not, right?

[00:54:42] Okay, so now for Ezreal's bot, he's going to get Delves, so what I'm going to do is

[00:54:50] I'm just going to watch straight bot here.

[00:54:58] We must use this game for the crab, but it's not my thing about losing the game for the

[00:55:12] crab bro, it's not my syndromis every single one of her abilities, I'm lucky.

[00:55:17] She learned one of her abilities in that fight, one out of like what, four?

[00:55:23] So it's like yeah, if I'm going to sudden calculate a fight based off like 2v2 with

[00:55:27] potential right and then she's gonna sit there and miss like all of her abilities

[00:55:30] and it makes it so that the calculations often it was just wrong right

[00:55:36] need a challenge trip maybe if I fight less we're gonna win more right so like

[00:55:42] I don't remember that as well

[00:55:57] I

[00:56:11] His little Shen once a dive

[00:56:16] The mash opens idea

[00:56:27] Okay, well they just have it for free and then now it's a free dragon as well perfect

[00:56:31] So Syndra ends up getting claps on mid. She dies. So we fight this right now worst case scenarios. It could be 3v3

[00:56:43] We would lose 3v3 honestly, yeah, this is looking bad

[00:56:53] Actually wait no

[00:56:55] not if the shens he fees nice I mean I'm cutting the fuck out of this guys I like

[00:57:05] this guy just got fucking destroyed

[00:57:13] of course the fucking one is here all right anyways

[00:57:18] his bogey is the best champion in the game

[00:57:21] not the best but he's a very solid pick

[00:57:39] oh that's their own HP

[00:57:42] oh dude I want to get this so fucking bad

[00:57:45] I don't think it's possible

[00:57:48] I mean, if since I was walking towards top, then that just means it's free drag.

[00:57:58] Am I probably going to lose my topside for it, yes?

[00:58:03] My thing is securing second drag is worth losing a topside for, because it gives us

[00:58:08] a win condition to play for.

[00:58:13] You're looking sickly recently, what's up?

[00:58:16] Shut up.

[00:58:22] So we're gonna do now so you can just look for the dragon

[00:58:24] and then after that we can maybe look on the bot side here.

[00:58:46] I mean if there's any Eden then he's forced to reset in there.

[00:59:01] Huh?

[00:59:02] I-I-I- wait what?

[00:59:05] Did he flash out?

[00:59:07] Is that a flash out or he walks in?

[00:59:11] I did not vision him walking there.

[00:59:29] Alright, so now we can play on the top side here and then we should be good.

[01:00:11] Harold spawns. Vlad's both, no TP, we own his bot side as well. Nice. What's

[01:00:18] good to know, we also have the Syndra and TP for numbers, and we also have the

[01:00:22] Shennault as well.

[01:00:34] He can pause the shim off to go to take a nap real quick. Yeah, actually. When you

[01:00:39] come back it's gonna un-pause okay real talk though as long as you can play with

[01:00:46] the scrub and then after it's maybe look on the on the wrappers into boobop I

[01:00:52] think it's really good

[01:01:04] oh yeah best angle right now is we really just play for the blue and then

[01:01:08] efforts we maybe look on like some kind of bot side play

[01:01:16] hey guys I'm not gonna lie it's actually looking fucking chill for us for

[01:01:19] another

[01:01:25] look real talk oh take it

[01:01:38] Okay, this can even be two turrets.

[01:01:42] Blast here.

[01:01:53] Jesus.

[01:01:55] Alright, so anyways, Blast just wasted his ult and everything, which is fun.

[01:01:59] Oh, the ontas avoid.

[01:02:01] Why so loud? Why not?

[01:02:04] And next 30 to 18 months on Mac. Thank you

[01:02:14] Yeah, I think next time it definitely has to be this year

[01:02:25] All right, so

[01:02:34] I can actually find a kill on the Unari, should be nice.

[01:03:00] using my ult before the Dragonfred is not what I want to do though to be fair.

[01:03:07] So, I'll say back off, nice.

[01:03:32] I

[01:03:45] Should be sure

[01:03:47] What the fuck did I do in Go?

[01:03:59] Anyways that's just like 3 Dragonite, nice.

[01:04:01] Okay well we actually matched 1 in 5 in 5, super good.

[01:04:12] Does he ever do informational games?

[01:04:14] We do nothing this game has been informational

[01:04:21] Yeah, listen guys give me feedback if it wasn't informative enough then I'll do even more informative, okay, let's like just let me know

[01:04:35] All right, oh reset get this

[01:04:44] Alright, so guys, best possibility right now is we lowkey look on this shit, we can even

[01:05:11] like look for a plane on the heralds here

[01:05:18] oh it's not on the herald that's fucking baron

[01:05:31] that's one

[01:05:32] oh no this is a good fight this is a good fight this is a good fight

[01:05:38] that's still

[01:05:42] that's three

[01:05:44] and that's right

[01:05:47] as well

[01:05:51] uh... vote cause you get my jet

[01:05:53] just tomorrow

[01:05:55] vote cause

[01:05:59] bro i'm picking it

[01:06:02] just take this

[01:06:04] all

[01:06:11] still gonna work

[01:06:26] not bad

[01:06:34] Okay, best sign on the house for us to go chair.

[01:07:04] We have to get on this, and we play front to back, then we get on them.

[01:07:10] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[01:07:14] YES!

[01:07:15] Okay.

[01:07:16] This guy is fucking dead too.

[01:07:19] Fucking bitch ass boy.

[01:07:20] I think that's actually a game over now.

[01:07:22] Wow.

[01:07:23] Dude, it makes me wonder if I did show you a creeper every game since the season started.

[01:07:27] What would my illa have been?

[01:07:29] this is the most fucking stupid dude

[01:07:34] have you ever done a sober stream?

[01:07:36] I've never not been sober

[01:07:41] thinking sometimes I just got a bit high on the caffeine

[01:07:43] lost about it

[01:07:48] high off the caffeine in the hard style

[01:07:50] but there's no better kind of high

[01:07:59] They are actually extremely loud or is it just your mic?

[01:08:09] Uh, but both.

[01:08:11] Okay, so now we just play for the topside clear and then we can look towards mid.

[01:08:18] Ooh.

[01:08:19] Is there any angle for us to do anything there?

[01:08:27] I feel like I did.

[01:08:54] Nice, well played.

[01:08:59] How the game has been today so far?

[01:09:04] First game of the day was fucking horrible.

[01:09:07] We had a Rengar support named Death,

[01:09:10] every bomb rip, every death, and he went 3-20.

[01:09:14] So that guy is suited out of his fucking mind now.

[01:09:16] And now this game is actually playing well.

[01:09:19] So, you know, I think the games are going well from our perspective.

[01:09:23] But we just got on a winch shake

[01:09:42] All right, so I'm this

[01:10:23] I didn't think I should just show up on the game here which is surprising, I don't think

[01:10:39] Bootyman killed the Vlad there.

[01:10:41] But now look, if they fight then I can just admit, you guys see this?

[01:10:47] Let's play for two hits, and then we'll just like back off and go towards top.

[01:10:55] Now my team we know so I pressure bot too.

[01:10:57] I mean like at this point all we really need if we want to end the game is there just the

[01:11:01] baron and it's over.

[01:11:04] Nice!

[01:11:05] Okay, good kill.

[01:11:07] Yeah, I just got the Crop.

[01:11:14] Okay, maybe we can actually, I'm not sure.

[01:11:25] they have no Zin they have no Yunara so it's their just bought

[01:11:45] all right good now about

[01:11:48] fuck you don't test you will never be number one hecarim

[01:11:53] jesus

[01:11:55] why would you even say that

[01:11:59] the fuck did I ever do to you bro fuck

[01:12:02] aw nice actually got him too I think they can end the game here

[01:12:06] realistically

[01:12:13] Wait, that's actually him over.

[01:12:22] Nice, not bad.

[01:12:28] Okay guys, you're gonna have to give me like five minutes though, cause my dad wanted to call about Mother's Day on Sunday.

[01:12:34] Cause I think he's playing a surprise for my mom or some shit.

[01:12:37] Oh fuck.

[01:12:38] Nevermind, not yet.

[01:12:40] Alright, we end.

[01:12:41] but yeah, after the game ends, I'm just seeing like 5 minutes without my dad for a second.

[01:12:57] Nice. Okay, I'll be right back, one sec.

[01:13:11] you

[01:13:41] you

[01:14:11] you

[01:14:41] you

[01:15:11] you

[01:15:41] you

[01:16:11] you

[01:16:41] you

[01:17:11] you

[01:17:41] you

[01:18:11] you

[01:18:41] you

[01:19:11] you

[01:19:41] All right, guys, I'm getting up. Wait, was there no music playing this whole time? Fuck

[01:19:57] me. But I know it's because we're doing like a small thing on Mother's Day on Sunday, so

[01:20:02] that's why he just called me to talk to me a little bit about the plan. Because the thing

[01:20:08] is that recently dude I'm telling you like with how much I've been like

[01:20:11] streaming and she like that I haven't really been doing the fucking like I

[01:20:17] haven't been able to like call or hang out with any my father for like a little

[01:20:20] while now so it's been chill

[01:20:25] all right

[01:20:28] As you can see coaching guaranteed later, it should be, it should be, show me, because

[01:20:39] I talked to him a little bit this morning when I was also talking to him about the rules

[01:20:42] side and what I think some more like rules for a tournament should be.

[01:20:46] He was like, he was asking me, he was like, what would you say would be like some cool

[01:20:50] rules and shit.

[01:20:51] So I asked him, I'm like, well, it's your goal to sit there and have like a professionally

[01:20:55] ran tournament and all that stuff or is it more that it's going to be like a lot of fun

[01:20:59] for everyone involved you know and it's like no I want to make it like fun and like entertaining

[01:21:04] and stuff to watch. His thing about Jinxie is that like I feel like me and him we're both very

[01:21:10] similar when it also comes like how we view things like tournaments you know because we're

[01:21:16] both on the same page where I was like dude like it's not fun if a challenger player just sits there

[01:21:21] and fucking like rolls over in entire tournaments, you know, because like that's the reason why

[01:21:26] these AT&T tournaments, for example, are so shit to watch because it's like five different

[01:21:30] games and then every team is going to have like one pro for the game that's just going

[01:21:35] to sit there and run over everyone.

[01:21:36] So why the fuck are you going to care about that shit, you know?

[01:21:40] So it's going to be like very, very, very good.

[01:21:42] Who needs family when you can climb in league?

[01:21:48] I'm in the same

[01:21:53] Para para dies

[01:21:56] First you happy to be here. What's up crest happy to have you bro?

[01:22:00] Can I explain to me why I keep getting filled the mid lane and almost all my fucking games?

[01:22:06] Does anybody know what what is going on with that? I swear I get mid lane like at least 20% of my games nowadays

[01:22:15] And I read that's fine done primal come. Thank you

[01:22:18] Does this worth every penny? Thank you. Can I jungle please for 1v9? No. Okay. What's your user name?

[01:22:32] Alright, so...

[01:22:36] IUdex God Dear. Oh god, what the fuck is this?

[01:22:41] Who the fuck is this guy?

[01:23:09] Kamapua? What? I've never heard of this guy before. I don't know, normally I know all

[01:23:17] like the enemy challenger players, especially one-tricks.

[01:23:21] Fuck is this? Can I get a last pick?

[01:23:28] He sounds like a positive guy.

[01:23:38] 6-7!

[01:23:39] How many times have you been in Hyola for?

[01:23:42] I literally don't even know who he is.

[01:23:46] What?

[01:23:47] A lowest tried coaching Don Tess?

[01:23:51] I didn't let him.

[01:23:56] I

[01:24:05] Cheers dude, so this guy fucking sat there and just permacounted me the entire game cuz you know all this dauntless fucking cheers, bro

[01:24:11] What a fucking piece of shit, you know, what if I played mouse are this game?

[01:24:17] I kind of want to play mouse out of this game. I don't know why I'm feeling the mouse, bro

[01:24:22] Fucking asshole, I'll teach you I am

[01:24:24] Alright, that's it.

[01:24:27] Um...mouse...shit.

[01:24:34] Runes.

[01:24:36] Okay, so it's that far touch.

[01:24:46] I mean, these look like decent runes, okay.

[01:24:49] Nice, that's what I'm...

[01:24:51] He came to him and made a video. Yeah, literally, bro

[01:24:59] What a follow-up bro went from 10k viewers to 2k

[01:25:05] Yo, we are not gonna start this bro. I was here 800 like two weeks ago. We're on the we're on the fucking good trajectory, bro. Relax

[01:25:13] I'm glad that you're enjoying it.

[01:25:20] Alright, uh, dawn's ring.

[01:25:27] Why are you masters?

[01:25:35] Why are you masters our bro we're not gonna start this just hit your camps so I don't

[01:25:49] from you do you

[01:25:53] like did i would be honest like a yet

[01:25:56] you don't know me like that

[01:25:59] you know jing seekin said right

[01:26:01] tyla one can say it

[01:26:03] bucket maybe the hums and cars my concern

[01:26:06] but we are not going to start with uh... we're not going to start with you

[01:26:11] and uh... a lot of them the problem thank you

[01:26:16] all right well this guy is just completely muted

[01:26:24] what kind of a cringe retard do you have to be to type that to someone that has a wife

[01:26:28] literally

[01:26:31] what kind of cringe retard do you have to be

[01:26:39] how much mana do you regain when you kill a fucker that has the yaw nuts?

[01:26:44] eight mana, okay, gotcha.

[01:26:53] Alright, nice, but we are fucking cracking this lane right now.

[01:27:06] Wait, isn't this guy lowkey getting shit on?

[01:27:08] I should probably reset soon, to be honest.

[01:27:15] Do you have a video on your camera settings?

[01:27:19] No.

[01:27:20] Camera settings only matter the only, but I'm going to be honest with you.

[01:27:23] Like, as long as you have settings that allow you to sit there and, like, uh, that allow

[01:27:30] you to sit there and see what's going on, that's really all that matters.

[01:27:33] You don't need to just copy like what the challenger players do

[01:27:40] Your pedophile champion dies if you're yeah, like if you kill minion that's the on it every gen

[01:27:54] Nice

[01:27:57] Again, I'm not gonna lie this actually such like a refreshing lane phase though

[01:28:00] Like this genuinely feels so nice bro, I literally just said that and I fucking hit the monsters

[01:28:07] How chill is this?

[01:28:09] Like I literally just said they're doing nothing, why don't I just play this champ all the time

[01:28:13] Dude, how brained that is this?

[01:28:15] Ah fuck if that he would have landed

[01:28:30] Okay, so we still have one.

[01:28:35] Okay, let's just reset.

[01:28:37] He doesn't have TP.

[01:28:42] Despacito.

[01:28:46] Then we're going to rush Maligma on with...

[01:28:49] No rush Maligma.

[01:28:51] I'm okay with that.

[01:29:00] Oh nice, you did a double crop.

[01:29:07] Love this here.

[01:29:11] Alright.

[01:29:16] Sponsor of the Cummings, hard shove this.

[01:29:21] Nice.

[01:29:24] Teach you jitty mouths.

[01:29:28] Nah, I don't even like it, bro.

[01:29:31] Is there just like, press CW, fuck off?

[01:29:34] I'm not pointing to Piper like Briar.

[01:29:38] What's my Legma?

[01:29:41] Does he know?

[01:29:51] See, the fun thing about it is I don't even have to engage with a lane at all.

[01:29:58] Ah, fuck.

[01:30:00] Well, I just rolled.

[01:30:05] And Flashshake nice, whatever.

[01:30:10] I mean, like, yeah, I misplayed it, but it's fine.

[01:30:16] Well, it really sucks that now I've loose an entire cannon,

[01:30:20] but that's really fucking ass for me.

[01:30:28] Do you get unfilled or are you just playing med?

[01:30:31] Now we're getting autofilled.

[01:30:32] I don't know if it's been like this for any other junglers as well, but it's like recently

[01:30:40] been really cancer.

[01:30:41] Like recently as a jungler, I don't know why, but I've been getting like filled way more

[01:30:50] often.

[01:30:51] Like normally I'm used to maybe like one out of every like 20 games.

[01:30:54] It's been one out of every like five. It's really weird Rose becoming more popular

[01:31:03] Cool that's some good damage

[01:31:12] Oh, no, I'm fucking retarded I need some

[01:31:24] I might be retarded. It's fine though. I mean, no, it's not fine. I'm legit a stupid retard. Yeah, whatever. It's okay

[01:31:35] At least you're gonna get double p though, but I won't because I'm not out of filled. I'm a secondary role

[01:31:44] It's not both

[01:31:54] All right, let's go for this here.

[01:32:09] What is fucking diddy blood doing, bro?

[01:32:11] What the fuck is this?

[01:32:13] It's kind of cancer that the Gragas can just sit there and fuck my shield with his Q.

[01:32:19] And then not even if he can just shit on me.

[01:32:21] But I don't like this actually back of a lane for miles to be honest

[01:32:27] Jesus

[01:32:37] Wait, okay, I just fucking smurfed on that cock sucker. Okay. Nice. Don't get bossing on to fucking blasts ass open

[01:32:43] Did he have blood, Rio?

[01:32:50] Alright guys, son you're ONT, what are you doing in Brodigy, okay, so we are not gonna

[01:33:07] so this prodigy fucking uh all this shit dude

[01:33:31] well good news is that the uh...

[01:33:37] Drag his sides, we're chilling

[01:33:42] Guys, why is it that

[01:33:45] That mouse are so much shittier than York why is it that York schools don't automatically take aggro, but mouse are does for some reason

[01:33:53] Well, I'm dead

[01:33:58] Nice dude when your name is on test and then you get filled in a lane GG bro. All right. Ah, let's maybe Mac

[01:34:07] Q second yeah, thank you

[01:34:16] Phil's onion, are you going to town parking this is string soon? Well, if I don't get challenge, I'm gonna have to aren't I?

[01:34:37] Alright, let's sit on this right now.

[01:34:52] Nice.

[01:35:04] oh my god, ashim also killed him

[01:35:09] bro, i ashim was fucking shenlai guy's mouth

[01:35:11] what the fuck?

[01:35:13] what the fuck? i was actually kind of insane, lowkey

[01:35:24] oh

[01:35:29] uh, i think i'm dead

[01:35:32] am i?

[01:35:34] Please

[01:35:40] All right, dude, please please please someone help

[01:35:51] For much mild this mouse I get is voidlings

[01:35:57] Mal so harmony you should go blackbar leandry's next

[01:36:01] apparently all the Mouser 1 Tricks go like fully P like they would get like Storm Surge

[01:36:08] and shit like that which I'm gonna be honest I think makes way more sense than building

[01:36:12] like a DOT are we serious dude I mean this is like so AIDS wow

[01:36:23] Oh

[01:36:37] Yes, this is just like so it's

[01:36:45] All right

[01:36:47] Well guys this game is a little bit unfortunate, but I'm gonna be honest. I think it's gonna be fine

[01:36:53] Holy shit

[01:37:03] Maybe I should pound this on

[01:37:11] Oh my god, he's getting so

[01:37:13] I think he's forced to reset here, so...

[01:37:28] Like my CS is actually kind of fucking crazy too.

[01:37:31] Ah, cool though.

[01:37:33] Nice to see Andrews.

[01:37:35] I heard not only Andrews, but Ludens.

[01:37:40] if he has flash i'm dead

[01:37:48] Good

[01:38:05] That's so cancer

[01:38:07] Well, this is actually like so insanely fucking AIDS, like, I mean to be honest, maybe we

[01:38:21] need Neverlock and Mouser again, but do I get countered, like, counters?

[01:38:29] What is Gragas?

[01:38:34] What the fuck is Gragas?

[01:38:44] I guess when you search up from Gragas, it might not be because somebody plays it.

[01:38:49] Yeah, it's only 46% or something, right?

[01:38:57] Wow you just got fucking destroyed kid you suck fucking dick cheers

[01:39:13] Wait, yeah, I think I might die in something here actually.

[01:39:27] Like are we fucking serious?

[01:39:30] This is so AIDS.

[01:39:32] Wait, what the fuck is this?

[01:39:38] What are you doing?

[01:39:40] Why would he not just double E all the time?

[01:39:50] If he just double E, he's going to go behind the camera, isn't he?

[01:40:02] E.

[01:40:08] i mean i could theoretically TP top here

[01:40:10] yeah fuck it i gotcha bro

[01:40:22] why is ban down here bro

[01:40:26] dude it's fucking chocked meow

[01:40:28] i'm gonna be honest bro it's fucking chocked meow

[01:40:30] but then someone's welcome back

[01:40:34] like this is so aides soon

[01:40:38] This is just so aids

[01:40:43] You play mouse I play Lux on God

[01:40:53] I mean like I fucked up a few times in lane but to be fair I've also been ganked like what 4 or 5 times

[01:41:02] It's really, really, really horrible.

[01:41:09] You know what I mean?

[01:41:18] Nice.

[01:41:32] Perfect.

[01:41:33] Oh yeah guys, also, do you guys remember the guy from yesterday that entered the game

[01:41:46] and said that he wasn't going to get banned?

[01:41:48] Like the guy that played Blitzcrank and just completely ran it down?

[01:41:54] Let's just say W Riot and that's all I'm going to say about it.

[01:42:00] some good news this morning cheers oh nice that's a good shot on

[01:42:12] huh I mean this is like kind of retarded what the fuck was that the margaret

[01:42:21] was also I'm disappointed but I'm filled mad what do you want for me like I'm

[01:42:25] legit filled mid what the fuck else am I supposed to play

[01:42:30] You're next on the list with this game play, yeah, but I'm gonna be honest this game is

[01:42:52] So just like insanely unlucky, like not even trolling.

[01:43:13] Okay, so now you just shove this, I'm sure we get it.

[01:43:22] Wow dude this this is a very unfortunate game

[01:43:44] just our dragon it's free one yeah when you're up our team with us first

[01:43:58] wow

[01:44:02] my viewer team with us and I agree

[01:44:06] What's your third item I've never seen not before it's the upgraded boots because my

[01:44:15] liners got upgraded boots Okay 1k balance on floors insane by the way

[01:44:32] okay get this

[01:44:53] on the flash

[01:44:55] I didn't even see that auto flying out. Fuck me

[01:45:04] Dude I

[01:45:08] I can flash on Jinx or Gragas next fight

[01:45:15] You're not so I think I'd have someone one one and nine on your account. I yeah turns out they're one and ten now

[01:45:25] It turns out there's fucking one in ten right now.

[01:45:52] Nice.

[01:45:53] Nice!

[01:45:54] Worth!

[01:45:55] Big shout out on Fiora.

[01:45:59] Okay, so Fiora got the one count Gragas and she also got the 700 on the Jinx.

[01:46:09] Okay, so now 300 more gold we got so our matters.

[01:46:20] Give me money for gambling and hookers please, that's a very useful investment.

[01:46:38] I mean there's only they flash on me here right?

[01:46:47] If you all lose one month of channel, that's okay, crazy if she does.

[01:46:53] Oh god.

[01:46:56] Oh my, yo, that would your damage.

[01:46:58] I'll fucking take it, bro.

[01:46:59] And that's horrible.

[01:47:12] Dude, I'm gonna be honest, it's generally insane to me that the Gragas didn't die there.

[01:47:16] It's like his health it went from like 80 to like 20% and then he just lived

[01:47:23] Without him this game I just joined it's been a bit unlucky bro

[01:47:32] It's been a bit unlucky

[01:47:36] It's been a bit unlucky

[01:47:46] Okay, Kriash looks at mid here.

[01:48:05] You know what?

[01:48:06] Wait a second.

[01:48:07] Nice!

[01:48:08] Good!

[01:48:09] There we go.

[01:48:10] I

[01:48:14] Go there we go, I sort of fucking looking for big shots on the Lucian wait a minute

[01:48:21] The fuck happens to my

[01:48:33] Okay next item

[01:48:37] Maybe like Boyd stuff

[01:48:40] why do you assume search this game because all the pro mouse our players build full like

[01:48:53] magic damage because if you think about it theoretically burn builds on mouse a heart

[01:49:00] make no sense because you're only ever really going to get your off on like one guy right

[01:49:06] if you're only getting you up on one guy why are you gonna play flight burns you

[01:49:11] know what I mean

[01:49:16] I'm a big flank

[01:49:27] good

[01:49:32] well that's something gonna be dragon here which is their drag for us I'll take

[01:49:35] if you want to go to base

[01:49:43] Which problem also our players are there this is one guy

[01:49:47] I don't know his name, but he like literally builds like literally full damage every game. I'm not even kidding

[01:49:59] Wow

[01:50:00] That's I mean that's like crazy like it. Let me show you

[01:50:03] fuck what's that one asshole's name he's like it he's like the only mouse

[01:50:08] player on the planet

[01:50:14] I don't see it here

[01:50:24] man I'm telling you oh they go black fire normal ignans

[01:50:29] Yeah, no, we're just gonna go full damage this game like it's gonna be chill you guys are gonna see

[01:50:41] One and ten then yeah, that doesn't work when I'm one in 13 bro. I'm sorry

[01:50:47] Sorry to burst your bubble

[01:50:59] I think we just lost now we lost wow

[01:51:25] Wow.

[01:51:26] Yeah, that was actually really unlucky.

[01:51:34] Wow, what a crazy game.

[01:51:37] 1 in 13 Dean.

[01:51:41] You're a piece of shit.

[01:51:43] Yeah, that was actually unlucky.

[01:51:49] Wow, that's actually, guys, I'm not going to lie,

[01:51:54] It's like low-care really unlucky game.

[01:51:59] Like that's a low-care really unlucky game.

[01:52:11] Hopefully you never have to play mid again.

[01:52:13] Yeah, but the problem is that it's losers' cue, bro.

[01:52:17] Like it's a jib, losers' cue, I'm lucky.

[01:52:24] change your second ult to top lane no because then I got second to roll more often

[01:52:31] it's wrong to say then I get it way more often dude

[01:52:48] All right, the Tyler greeted the clash, I think so, I went and Tyler shimmed the smile

[01:53:00] and I was like Tyler, Tyler are you down for clash on Saturday?

[01:53:05] He's like what would the team be?

[01:53:08] I was like me, you, Jinxie, Kadim and Humms.

[01:53:14] And then it just like responses like you got me fucked up with that line up, but I know I think it's gonna be good for it though all soon.

[01:53:27] And now it's just you saying to me, thank you.

[01:53:29] Why don't you play mid lane and make me feel better?

[01:53:32] Okay, we're good then.

[01:53:36] Low key we're good then.

[01:53:38] All right.

[01:53:45] When are you going to do a real jungler arc?

[01:54:00] even by real jungler arc.

[01:54:10] Three challengers and two irons to lower the average, probably be playing like a full team master too.

[01:54:30] What time is he jinxing coaching on?

[01:54:32] Whenever he's done for League.

[01:54:35] Ah, Don, tell us, are you going to Jason the Winds birthday party today?

[01:54:45] No.

[01:54:46] Yeah, I'm running stream early, so I can file to Cali for Jason the Winds birthday dude

[01:54:54] what?

[01:54:55] What are you saying?

[01:55:05] I know, I cracked my down problem. Thank you.

[01:55:12] Alright.

[01:55:16] Kick to your classroom during the toppling challenge.

[01:55:19] I

[01:55:23] Can't see what the fuck I'm saying about that oh

[01:55:29] Shit, I actually know we will not be will not be wrong. We're gonna be on support all challenge players are on support

[01:55:42] Right

[01:55:49] Doe Daniel added again dude fucking excuse me bro this Doe Daniel guy I knew

[01:56:01] you're cheating cuz you're fucking cocksucker I was loser bro

[01:56:06] see like I knew he'd be doing that cringe shit I really knew it's flash away

[01:56:11] fucking pussy flash away fucking pussy flash away fucking pussy

[01:56:19] I'm invading this so I don't give a fuck. I'm invading this too, but I don't give a fuck.

[01:56:24] Yo.

[01:56:35] Because that's the thing, sometimes like, cane players, they always chase level 1.

[01:56:39] So also, if you're doing your red, you need to check that out.

[01:56:44] Because if they're on it, you're low key, fuck.

[01:56:49] Okay, so I'm going to level three off this.

[01:57:19] I kill em, no? Flash?

[01:57:21] Okay.

[01:57:23] Guys, you know what I'm saying?

[01:57:25] Please, I'm begging you.

[01:57:27] Like, all your laners flashed us and everything.

[01:57:29] It was like, nice.

[01:57:31] It was black.

[01:57:33] Fucking Dewey Daniel, bro.

[01:57:37] It's human fun again?

[01:57:39] Yeah, I've been enjoying a lot recently, bro.

[01:57:41] Okay, then we're just going to play on this blue and then look on Crab, step 2, 1, 2.

[01:57:58] Maybe you decide to put the Autistic Avengers together for the class stream, because this

[01:58:04] morning I called JynxC because I wanted to talk to him a little bit about the tournament

[01:58:09] shit and then while we're talking I was like yo so for the clash team and he was

[01:58:13] asking me is like what do you think would be more fun if we get like five

[01:58:16] four challengers or if we just as like assemble the content lineup and I told

[01:58:21] him I was like drinks I'm gonna be honest dude the content lineup would be

[01:58:24] fucking hilarious is all you tell me I'm like dude if we get Kadeem he's like

[01:58:29] I'd fuck it. Let's turn it on.

[01:58:44] So now we've just found this and now we're good.

[01:58:50] Raptors are up, but I'm gonna see nice on my red.

[01:58:52] I'll invade his bot side then, fuck it, I don't mind spying the raptor, alright, so

[01:59:14] We'll do the Raptors and after as we look for the rest of the camps, let me show you again.

[01:59:22] Wow.

[01:59:31] I'm going to go up the camp, not bad.

[01:59:40] Honestly guys, genuinely not bad.

[01:59:44] I think we're gonna like not allow or gonna be Carmen Morgana. That's it. You can lock

[02:00:09] I'm not going to want me one more time.

[02:00:24] Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to pay for the Krugs and after Krugs

[02:00:31] look on the jug.

[02:00:36] Are you spectating Jinx here right now?

[02:00:41] Dude, I'm 0 and 1.

[02:00:43] It's not that bad.

[02:00:44] Shut up.

[02:00:45] What's the worst matchup for Graves?

[02:00:50] I don't know dude.

[02:00:53] I would assume Brando, if I had to guess, if I had to take like a random guess out of my ass, I would say Brando is probably like super horrible.

[02:01:10] That's what I would lowkey assume.

[02:01:23] Okay, I think we're actually gonna have to see if we can play on something there.

[02:01:34] Can you explain how Hegrim's skills work for people like me that don't play League?

[02:01:40] Yeah, so where we're side you're passive gives you more attack damage based on your movement speed, right?

[02:01:45] Your Q does like, does damage in a circle around you.

[02:01:50] Your W is this thing that like kills you for all the damage in the area and then also increases your defenses

[02:01:56] And then your E is the speed up thing and your ultimate is like

[02:02:02] The thing where it's like you rush at them and then they get like a feared

[02:02:09] It's like look so you normally want to play as here

[02:02:17] Just walk in

[02:02:19] And now we just ult on this

[02:02:22] See?

[02:02:24] Just like that, and then now we can just like reset and play for our top debacle

[02:02:31] What the fuck?

[02:02:33] I mean it's a win that they can even fight this, probably not

[02:02:36] Hey guys, I really have to blow my nose though

[02:02:38] The second I like pat out of base here

[02:02:40] I'm just gonna like run to get like a towel

[02:02:49] I

[02:03:10] GG the paper towels are outside so I didn't get them after oh fuck I can't more nose. Yep

[02:03:15] Hi, let's go.

[02:03:18] Also for the top two, I actually don't want to do top two bar, do I want to play for these

[02:03:26] grubs?

[02:03:27] I mean if our Nautilus is going to be sure that I might as well play on this actually.

[02:03:32] Bro's getting gang banged, cheers dude.

[02:03:39] What?

[02:03:41] what? Oh, just one, please. Nice. Thanks. Is your hair redder? Is that just the lighting?

[02:04:02] Now my hair is brown.

[02:04:11] Like dark brown.

[02:04:17] Okay, so now we just finished the grubbs will play on the crab and then afterwards hop to bottom

[02:04:21] We're gonna be in a really nice spot.

[02:04:27] Like it should be an insane link for you for us.

[02:04:32] He's still enchanted being a tank doesn't jump in enchanted.

[02:04:42] What are you talking about Taric?

[02:04:44] No, we're not going to allow Taric. We're not allowing Taric.

[02:04:48] Because like I'm telling you guys like this is where you have to understand

[02:04:51] the purpose of the challenger players in the tournament is not to make plays

[02:04:56] and it's not going to be to like carry their team or anything like that.

[02:05:00] That's what the low ELOs are gonna do.

[02:05:02] The challengers are merely there to guide everybody

[02:05:06] and be like victims of their team if their team sucks.

[02:05:11] And the problem with the champion Tarik

[02:05:13] is that Tarik is just way, way, way, way, way

[02:05:17] to solo carry potential.

[02:05:19] Does that make sense?

[02:05:21] So that's the issue with that, right?

[02:05:24] And that's the reason why it's like,

[02:05:25] it's gonna be like Nami, Lulu, Soraka,

[02:05:30] Um

[02:05:33] Sona seraphine and the only reason we're allowing sonan seraphine is because you're not allowed having anything besides marksman bought

[02:05:40] It's good. Here's why so that's why I like it. That's that's it what it's gonna be

[02:05:43] It's gonna be like champs that literally cannot carry. That's why we're also saying you're not allowed karma

[02:05:49] You're not allowed more Ghana, right because like those are terms I can carry

[02:05:53] So no like the challengers are not supposed to carry at all like they're supposed to be victims of their team

[02:06:00] You should even ban Seraphine in that case then.

[02:06:04] I think Seraphine is like low-key fine with an Enchanter build though to be fair.

[02:06:09] Because like at the end of the day it's like, yes you can have playmaking with Seraphine

[02:06:15] but you can also have playmaking with Nami, right?

[02:06:18] Like it isn't playmaking that's the problem, it's more so like the solo carry playmakers.

[02:06:26] What about Renata?

[02:06:27] Yeah, I think Renata could be allowed to. I don't see why Renata wouldn't be allowed, to be honest.

[02:06:34] Actually, wait, let me think. I'd have to think more about Renata, to be honest.

[02:06:40] Because the issue with Renata is that Renata can, like, against a bunch of people that have never played the game before, it might be a bit too broken.

[02:06:47] I mean, this is just really bad. Wow.

[02:06:57] Alright, let's do it here.

[02:07:10] If Bart is not bad and it's over, no, he will be.

[02:07:14] Like I'm telling you, it's going to be just champions that are enchanters and like of

[02:07:20] that the enchanters I can't just solo carry and it's not just that, it's also going to

[02:07:25] be a thing too. But for the for the Enchanders as well, your only log building items in the

[02:07:30] support tab. You cannot build any item outside of the support tab. None. Right. For Clash

[02:07:37] and More, what are you going to do if they target batting Jynxy? Well, that's why today

[02:07:51] I am planning on teaching him more than just mastery.

[02:07:56] This is the list.

[02:07:58] Lulu, Janna, Milo, Seraphine, Nami, Sona, Seraka, Yumi.

[02:08:02] Yep, that seems like a good list.

[02:08:03] Matthew, send that to me.

[02:08:05] And Mario, come in, probably welcome.

[02:08:07] Thank you.

[02:08:12] That sounds like a good list.

[02:08:13] We'll probably just run in without.

[02:08:21] Are you going to allow damaging enemies?

[02:08:30] Let me explain to you what one of the issues is.

[02:08:36] The problem with the League of Legends scene in general is that most of the time the challenger

[02:08:40] players in the League scene are f**king cringed and retarded when it comes to tournaments.

[02:08:45] And listen, I mean this with all the love in the world, but they genuinely just are.

[02:08:50] they sit there and like they would be like okay dude like what we need is like

[02:08:56] I can play like unhit the loose support with like Blader and King Gwinsu's and

[02:09:01] then like ADC you just play like fasting Senna like they would genuinely do this

[02:09:07] I'm not kidding so that's the reason why the challengers need to be like limited

[02:09:11] as hard as they are because the problem is if they're not limited they're just

[02:09:15] gonna be like really fucking cringe and they're gonna try to find ways like

[02:09:18] evade the rules in ways that just make it like not fun to watch, right?

[02:09:27] Wow, that sucks. Because like this is what they always do in every tournament.

[02:09:30] They always do this in every tournament where it's like it's a reason why the

[02:09:34] AT&T Cup for example as well isn't fun to watch. It's a reason why Twitch

[02:09:38] rivals became boring too, right? Because the second the challenger players get

[02:09:42] any agency, the only thing they care about is winning. Not of like having a crazy

[02:09:47] time content-wise or having fun they just want to be cringe as fuck so that's why

[02:09:51] like you need to literally sit there and tell them yeah you're not allowed doing

[02:09:54] almost anything because if you don't explicitly tell them that then they're

[02:09:58] going to most cringe whatever

[02:10:01] are you gonna ban Senna ADC? well no Senna ADC won't be banned because the thing is

[02:10:07] that if you sit there and you make your ADC play fasting Senna for you and you're

[02:10:11] playing Enchanted Lulu you're just a piece of shit right

[02:10:17] They're always going to try to find the loopholes to end.

[02:10:21] Yeah, exactly, always.

[02:10:23] Like mark my words, it won't even surprise me right now.

[02:10:26] If I had one point, I'd teamlock Senna fully de-comp, and then you have one of the challenger

[02:10:30] players that just builds like Thosenheart and Thornmail on Nami.

[02:10:34] You know what I mean?

[02:10:35] Like it wouldn't surprise me because it's what they do.

[02:10:40] Like it's just what they do.

[02:10:42] oh shit wait alex there five years to push up thank you oh no this is gonna get

[02:11:00] stolen from so stuck oh dude this game is fucking misery no this game is

[02:11:09] actually miss her. I didn't realize that the king was actually waiting here.

[02:11:30] Alright, it's fun though.

[02:11:34] I feel like people I have played before should be made to play different roles

[02:11:37] like Ludwig not being able to jungle. I don't think that's necessary. Because like it's

[02:11:47] going to be balanced, you're going to see. Like I gave Jinx some ideas today that he

[02:11:51] hasn't talked about yet on stream, but it's going to make it so that every team is like

[02:11:56] relatively balanced.

[02:11:57] I

[02:12:01] Spill

[02:12:17] Talk to your Darius like at the chat

[02:12:23] I mean it wasn't pretty bad call I just wasn't aware that came it was like covering the Harold

[02:12:27] Let's go to Anmai's.

[02:12:34] Alright, I want to see if we can maybe look on the Krogs and Raptors here.

[02:12:45] Actually, no, they're dropping herald, we could actually come in here if Darius wants

[02:12:50] to fight.

[02:12:53] Well, that wasn't good at all, I don't think they're ever going to dive this far then.

[02:13:18] Make sure Halo is kind of bush like Flappy coming to support, yeah, I trust we've already

[02:13:22] thought about that, comma is going to be banned and you're only going to be allowed building

[02:13:26] the support items so it's going to be fun.

[02:13:29] Because like you guys want to know how like fucked up some challenger players are and

[02:13:35] I can already tell you this with like absits or efficiency.

[02:13:40] If we're not doing an extensive rule set meant to limit the challengers, I already know without

[02:13:45] a shadow of a doubt in my mind that you would literally see some games where it's like

[02:13:50] either full on-head Bork Gwynsoo's Lulu, or full AP Karma support with like an Enchanter ADC,

[02:14:00] and then afterwards like the entire team just builds, just play Signs for the Challenger.

[02:14:20] Well, the Bible items for supports we just checked it as well.

[02:14:26] No, I don't think so.

[02:14:27] I think that's too many rules.

[02:14:30] Hi, let's see what we can do here.

[02:14:58] I'd actually be down to par on Wolves and Gromp.

[02:15:17] Okay, so I'm not on this.

[02:15:21] Haha, that sucks.

[02:15:24] I'm in this, and on the right side I used to get a flash, and I heal, and the main is lost.

[02:15:27] I'm wondering if 5-Summi dying for those sums is okay.

[02:15:39] What is the thing that's most wrong with League of Sight from its player base?

[02:15:43] The company doing nothing to insult Sun's community.

[02:15:49] I was going to give 20-Summs when I spent it on Tower, did he win all these?

[02:15:53] Jinxia is hopping on League now and he's hard tilted.

[02:16:00] Wait, what?

[02:16:10] We got people over so can you please quiet down?

[02:16:13] Yo, you guys don't like to fuck with me. What the fuck are you saying?

[02:16:18] Please, please quiet down. You're being a little too loud right now.

[02:16:22] too loud right now. If we can hear you please. Gary, see you later. Bye.

[02:16:32] So he's getting on Ligue 1, he's hard tilted.

[02:16:34] What's Dantez doing?

[02:16:35] Yeah, it's good, JC!

[02:16:38] Jeff, what is Dantez doing?

[02:16:40] Is he fucking ready?

[02:16:43] I didn't know he'd be on this early.

[02:16:48] Can we just follow this?

[02:16:50] Oh wait

[02:17:07] Wait, he's doing a warm-up. Okay, nice. We'll be able to watch his warm-up after then nice

[02:17:14] You need to call him Gary way why wait what's the what's the theme of that?

[02:17:20] It's like a new meme with Gary or what?

[02:17:27] You need to call him Gary.

[02:17:28] But wait, why is this a new thing?

[02:17:32] Guys, why is everyone trying to call him Gary?

[02:17:37] Okay, what is this guy typing?

[02:17:41] Like, this guy is an unironically a master peaker that beat me one time in Diamond and

[02:17:49] and now he's typing this shit

[02:17:52] like okay dude it's a fucked up game what do you want me to say yeah i made like a

[02:17:57] one or two bad calls like it is what it is that happens

[02:18:06] it says new name he goes by gary now

[02:18:13] He got his phone and the previous owner's name was Gary so now it pops up when he calls people.

[02:18:21] Really?

[02:18:25] Okay, I knew you were saying, I knew you were saying.

[02:18:29] Hi, guys! Stop talking! Stop talking! My fucking setup! You motherfucker!

[02:18:41] I have two working brain cells, please go easy

[02:18:50] Guys, I'm worried that he plays one game of we get stilted on it just logs off

[02:19:06] Dude right here is fucked. I mean we need this game time so again watch

[02:19:11] banning the word gary from the fucking stream i'm dead ass about to ban the word gary you

[02:19:16] are bad i mean well you are bad okay can we fight can we fight can we fight

[02:19:22] i think i'm bad today but little do you know this is gonna be the best league of legends i've

[02:19:26] ever played oh wait this could be good the best fucking league of legends i've ever

[02:19:30] nice y'all you might think i'm bad cool cool okay gary lock in cool gary hey person

[02:19:38] You got this big dog just play Gary

[02:19:46] There bear is angry

[02:19:50] Oh my god guys to call me whatever his game is over y'all. All right, okay, we'll call when the game is done

[02:20:00] All right guys, we got to focus on this you know, let's go

[02:20:03] It's like now we need to get our win we need to get our win

[02:20:12] Is there dwell mission now? Yes about 30 seconds

[02:20:30] Are you fucking serious

[02:20:33] I mean she's probably just dead instantly no matter what share

[02:20:39] Yeah, I don't know. There's whether I can make later. I'm not either

[02:20:48] This court is dead though wait wait, she's calling in this line

[02:20:54] Yo

[02:20:56] Yo, Dante's what is up buttercup?

[02:20:59] Bro, I was gonna ask you, you're in early today.

[02:21:02] Were you that excited for League?

[02:21:04] So, coach, I took yesterday off, bro.

[02:21:08] I said I needed a break from League of Legends,

[02:21:11] and I need to reset for my mental health.

[02:21:14] Little did I know, that's what fucking cussies think!

[02:21:19] So today, in order to make that up,

[02:21:22] it's gonna be the most League I've...

[02:21:24] Hi-Vice called it.

[02:21:25] Yo, Hi-Vice, what's up, bro?

[02:21:27] Oh my god, I'm late to my blue buff.

[02:21:28] Hi, guys, I'm late for my blue buff. This better be good. This better be good.

[02:21:32] Yeah. Well, your fat ass is taking up half of the middle of the screen.

[02:21:37] So what I need you to do is I need you to make yourself 25.3% smaller so the chat can actually see the gameplay.

[02:21:44] You don't want to see your bald fuck.

[02:21:46] Okay, so was fat ass necessary, was bald necessary? Like, I just, I don't understand, bro.

[02:21:54] Hi, guys, I'm skinny as shit, bro.

[02:21:57] Hey, how about, are you ready to watch a league master class?

[02:22:03] No losing, no dying.

[02:22:05] The stream ends when I die.

[02:22:07] Did you actually see the title?

[02:22:09] I'm hyping you up.

[02:22:11] What does the title say?

[02:22:13] I'll read it to you.

[02:22:14] I can't read it right now, so just read the title for me please.

[02:22:17] Yeah, I got you, bro.

[02:22:19] Noob Player Plays League of Legends.

[02:22:22] Great.

[02:22:23] Appreciate that, man.

[02:22:24] Appreciate that.

[02:22:25] Much love, bro.

[02:22:26] love to love and support have us yep okay jingsy jingsy are you listening to

[02:22:33] me bro don't ask I'm gonna need like the most motivation you've ever given

[02:22:37] anyone in your entire life don't ask okay well I've goodness cuz my team just

[02:22:41] fucking ff so we got this are you ready why did you guys have that what

[02:22:47] happened the score was 30 to 15 me me ho okay jingsy I'm gonna need to share

[02:22:56] screen. It's gonna slow down my route one second like I need to be quick and

[02:23:01] efficient bro. Okay I'll be fine. Bullshit. Okay so Jamesy. I'm efficient bro like today

[02:23:07] I'm efficient. Okay so Jamesy this is why I think we're gonna do okay because I

[02:23:12] was planning on starting off with a lesson plan so how we're gonna do it

[02:23:15] today is I wanted to start off without any of my guidance I wanted to just play

[02:23:20] the game like you normally would and I want you to be the one talking to me do

[02:23:25] You understand?

[02:23:26] Okay.

[02:23:27] We've done this on screen sharing.

[02:23:28] Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

[02:23:29] All right.

[02:23:30] Hold up.

[02:23:31] Oh my God, I'm wasting too much time.

[02:23:32] Okay, I did it.

[02:23:33] Can you see?

[02:23:34] Can you see the game?

[02:23:35] Uh, no, you're not screen sharing.

[02:23:36] I just screamed for the entire game and I didn't even screen share because of it.

[02:23:41] Fuck!

[02:23:42] Okay, listen.

[02:23:43] Jynxie, it's fine.

[02:23:44] This is how you practice your multitasking.

[02:23:45] Pretend it's like screen sharing is droning.

[02:23:46] And just outtub and do it while clearing.

[02:23:47] Done.

[02:23:48] Wingsharing is droning.

[02:23:50] And just, I'll tell them to do it while clearing.

[02:23:55] Done, did it, over.

[02:23:56] Can you see it?

[02:23:57] Why is it not fucking working?

[02:23:58] What the fuck, this has never happened before.

[02:24:00] Can you see it now?

[02:24:01] Nope.

[02:24:02] All right.

[02:24:03] High five, it's Wallahi, it's glitching.

[02:24:05] All good, brother.

[02:24:07] I got my teammate pinging.

[02:24:08] Okay, so a bad news, Jynxie.

[02:24:10] Apparently, Discord is actually down today.

[02:24:12] So maybe that's the reason why.

[02:24:16] Okay, well, I'm only one second late.

[02:24:18] Is that bad or good?

[02:24:20] No, listen, we'll make it work.

[02:24:21] We'll make it work.

[02:24:22] Okay, sir, James, see what I'm gonna need you to do

[02:24:24] is you're gonna have to walk to the bot cob,

[02:24:28] check the bot cob.

[02:24:29] If it's not there, you're gonna reset, okay?

[02:24:34] Okay.

[02:24:35] Got it.

[02:24:36] Coach, I got it.

[02:24:36] Now what, coach?

[02:24:37] Okay, so now what you're gonna do

[02:24:39] is we're gonna need to see what's going on mid-bro.

[02:24:41] So we need to see what's happening, okay?

[02:24:43] It looks ganky.

[02:24:44] I'm not gonna lie, this looks ganky.

[02:24:46] Oh God.

[02:24:47] Look towards me then fuck it like you're gonna have to use your judgment here Jinx because it's like it's like right now

[02:24:53] We're on the battlefield, but I'm only going through the binoculars, and you're on the fucking ground. Does that make sense?

[02:24:59] He typed in all chat saying go away ye so I'm gonna stick this one out

[02:25:07] Okay, now listen

[02:25:10] Jinx my blade is yours. Yes, that's talk to me bro. No losing track. Okay. Listen listen listen

[02:25:16] How motivated are you to finally get bronze?

[02:25:20] um

[02:25:22] 11 out of 10 11 no 12 out of 10 12 out of 10. He took my fucking wow

[02:25:27] Okay, listen listen. He takes your gromp. You take his ass

[02:25:32] So you're gonna go for the wolves and then after the wolves you're gonna go wrappers and then you're gonna invade him on his bot side

[02:25:39] Do you understand? Are you sure about this coach? You want me to invade him?

[02:25:43] Listen, there's no time for learning better than now, bro.

[02:25:47] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[02:25:49] So we're going to invade his asshole.

[02:25:51] Yep. So we're going to sit there and we're going to go all inside of it.

[02:25:55] Like, it's going to have to be, bro, a fucking, a prison shower surprise up in there.

[02:26:00] Does that make sense?

[02:26:01] Yes, bro. 100%. Yes. Let's go. Let's do this.

[02:26:05] Alright.

[02:26:06] Wait, Jinx, have a question.

[02:26:08] Yes, Mijo. Yes, Mijo.

[02:26:10] Do you think there's anybody that ever like intentionally went to prison just so they could get gang banged?

[02:26:16] I'm in a ranching

[02:26:18] Okay, my bad. Okay, listen. It's time for me to rock the fucking end. I'm taking bit of caffeine now Jinx. Are we ready?

[02:26:25] Yes, bro. Take caffeine. I have coffee here too, bro. And like I'm telling you I didn't I haven't doomed in a week

[02:26:31] Like my energy levels are incredible today. All right drinking just pure passion. We're getting bronze tonight

[02:26:37] Let's go. All right tonight. Dude. I'm telling you it's gonna be fucking you're gonna play this shit for the next 45 hours straight until the

[02:26:45] classroom and then the real tournament

[02:26:50] Coach I don't know about that 45 hours coach. No listen Jinxie Jinxie. Do you have coffee? Yes or no?

[02:26:57] Coach can I get dragon right now or am I gonna die? No, you got this

[02:27:00] You just got to be careful though because this so in this case where you want to do is you want to go next to the edge of the

[02:27:07] pit and then if you see this in Zao you flash the fuck out of there does that make sense yeah all

[02:27:13] right let's do it why am i too much pain in me it's because we have cancer just ignore them

[02:27:20] okay all right so jinxie that's the first dragon let's go yes yes i got a dragon yes

[02:27:31] Okay, now Jensie, I need you to sit there and need you to imagine the dragon.

[02:27:39] Can you imagine it for me?

[02:27:41] Eyes closed or open, eyes closed or open?

[02:27:43] You can leave them open, okay?

[02:27:44] But I wanted to imagine that dragon, and I wanted to imagine that dragon dragon that

[02:27:49] spaws across your face.

[02:27:52] Hey, hey!

[02:27:53] I'm in a right match!

[02:27:54] All right, so listen, let's try again here now.

[02:27:55] You're going to look on the blue top to bottom folk here.

[02:27:56] All right, so listen this will get you know you're gonna look on the blue top-to-bark folk here

[02:28:00] All of your camps are coming up that means that we can actually look for on the bar gang. Do you understand? Yes?

[02:28:06] Yes daddy. Yes daddy. Yes master. Okay. No, no, Jim see what we're gonna need to do is in the future

[02:28:14] Whenever you sit there and you call me daddy, you're gonna have to do a slightly higher pitched voice

[02:28:19] It's gonna train your multitasking for league. Does that make sense?

[02:28:22] Yes, daddy.

[02:28:24] Okay, yo, you're a little too good on that.

[02:28:28] I'm not gonna lie, bro.

[02:28:30] Miho, how does that help me with the game, though?

[02:28:32] Because think of it this way.

[02:28:34] In the same way that you multitask visually, clearing your wolves and joining mid,

[02:28:39] now we're gonna make you multitask verbally, talking normally,

[02:28:43] and then talking a little freaky.

[02:28:46] You know what I mean?

[02:28:47] So if I call you daddy, it helps my league skills?

[02:28:50] Only if you do it with a slightly feminine voice

[02:28:56] Okay, whatever you say coach

[02:28:58] All right, so JC your bot side is up. You got to get the bot side. We're gonna look afterwards on the grubs

[02:29:05] Do you understand? Yes, daddy

[02:29:08] Good girl

[02:29:12] Come on

[02:29:15] Yeah, my bad my bad my bad my bad

[02:29:17] My bad. My bad. Okay, so listen. Now we play for the red, we're looking on the

[02:29:22] Krugs after. Am I understud? Yeah, bro, Ziggy's is low. Okay, so now, alright, so

[02:29:32] listen, we're gonna go for the red, then afterwards the Krugs and what's after the

[02:29:37] Krugs? Recall. Exactly! So now your goal is after these Krugs, I'm gonna want you

[02:29:44] recall instantly like you're gonna have to make it instant okay yes that is all

[02:29:50] right now don't delay it and be naughty you got to be right let's go nice we

[02:29:58] thought that's my team's doing good I told you I'm getting probs today oh yeah so Jamesy you

[02:30:05] need to understand something about league when you have a good first game of the

[02:30:09] day it means one of two things the first one is either that it's gonna be winners

[02:30:14] Q and you're gonna win every game and the second one right is that it's gonna be a really fucked up day

[02:30:19] And you're gonna lose every game after think of it like imagine there's a drug dealer the drug dealer is riot

[02:30:25] They're gonna give you a first one of the day and it's either gonna be like oh you had this like really good bond hits

[02:30:31] But then afterwards they lace it with Fenton you overdose or they want to keep you hugs by giving you the real good ganja

[02:30:38] Does that make sense? Oh my god, that makes perfect sense, bro. Thank you coach

[02:30:43] I got you that makes so much sense

[02:30:45] All right, so now after this game you're gonna have to get the fucking no pad cuz there's a quiz at the end of this stream

[02:30:52] Okay, no pad is on standby. Yep. I stand my no pad on my desk every time I don't a call what you promised get a bus out of the

[02:30:59] No pad, but I'm telling you learn so okay, so Jinxie. Why the fuck did you just press R? Oh?

[02:31:06] Coach it was a miss click. Oh

[02:31:08] Oh, coach was missed like coach.

[02:31:09] It's OK.

[02:31:10] Listen.

[02:31:10] I never are there.

[02:31:11] Listen, listen, listen.

[02:31:12] I do that shit too sometimes.

[02:31:14] I do it too.

[02:31:14] It's OK.

[02:31:15] So now listen, we're going on the grubs.

[02:31:17] Now the promise, you don't have your ultimate here.

[02:31:20] So that means you're weaker, OK?

[02:31:23] Yep.

[02:31:23] Yes, Saturday.

[02:31:24] All right, good.

[02:31:25] So now listen, I'm going to need my little good boy

[02:31:28] to take these grubs and then go for the crab.

[02:31:30] Am I understood?

[02:31:32] Yes, daddy.

[02:31:32] I'm a good boy for daddy.

[02:31:34] Yeah, you are.

[02:31:35] I can tell.

[02:31:37] Yes, it does, yes.

[02:31:38] Yo, AI!

[02:31:40] Come on, let's play this.

[02:31:41] All right, let's go, let's go.

[02:31:43] Okay, so now look, we're gonna go for these grubs.

[02:31:45] After these grubs, it's gonna go hard, okay?

[02:31:48] So what you can do is I want you to press P.

[02:31:50] If you have enough gold for your item,

[02:31:52] you're gonna recall, then we're gonna go out of base.

[02:31:55] If not, you can take the crab.

[02:31:56] Okay, you have enough.

[02:31:57] I got enough, I got enough.

[02:31:58] I was a little slow there.

[02:31:59] I gotta be quicker, idiot, idiot, idiot, quicker,

[02:32:01] quicker, quicker, quicker, quicker.

[02:32:03] Everything's efficient today.

[02:32:04] We're not wasting any fucking time today.

[02:32:06] No fucking time is getting wasted on League today, let's go!

[02:32:08] Let's do it bro, let's do it.

[02:32:09] My game's lit, my game's lit, whoa, whoa.

[02:32:12] Hey, what the fuck, I'm in to your game.

[02:32:13] I'm good now, here we go.

[02:32:14] You've never seen that happen before.

[02:32:17] Okay, anyways, just, now what I want to do is walk straight bot.

[02:32:20] If bot is pushing, you're gonna ult and flash on them, and fuck them in all of their holes.

[02:32:26] Already dead, but I love who your heads at.

[02:32:28] Alright then, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon!

[02:32:31] So Jin, do you remember what I said?

[02:32:33] When your team gets kills, you use those kills to secure objectives.

[02:32:37] Yeah! Because now the objective is free!

[02:32:39] Exactly!

[02:32:40] Hard!

[02:32:41] Yes! You're learning!

[02:32:45] Yes, I am, Daddy.

[02:32:47] Alright, that's what I like to hear.

[02:32:49] Okay, so now listen, after this dragon, we're gonna get a little kinky, and you're gonna go on the Krugs, okay?

[02:32:56] Okay, how are the Krugs kinky?

[02:32:58] because the thing is when you kill them they split in two so it's like you can

[02:33:03] fuck one of them to death and then other one starts spawning and then you get

[02:33:07] orgies

[02:33:08] what the fuck

[02:33:10] okay no I did not!

[02:33:12] okay so listen how we're gonna do it now is fight you got this bro you can go

[02:33:17] keep fight this

[02:33:18] they ran they ran through the tower

[02:33:20] okay nice so now you can go to the Krugs go to the Krugs let's do it

[02:33:24] NIIIIICE! My team is so good!

[02:33:26] YES! I love when my team is good!

[02:33:28] YES!

[02:33:30] There we go. Like I'm telling you, Jinksy,

[02:33:32] but it's not that your team is just good bro.

[02:33:34] It's because they're playing off of your aura.

[02:33:37] Think of it like you're sitting there

[02:33:39] and you're like the captain bro.

[02:33:41] When the captain is like sitting there fucking like

[02:33:43] going crazy and mugging everyone,

[02:33:45] what happens to the soldiers?

[02:33:47] I'm like Luffy bro! I'm the captain now.

[02:33:49] I'm the captain now!

[02:33:51] Wait. I'm literally Luffy.

[02:33:53] Isn't a loofy the thing that you like wash your ass with in the shower?

[02:33:57] That's a loofa. Don't disrespect the goat ever again!

[02:34:01] That's a loofa, buddy.

[02:34:03] My bad, my bad. Okay.

[02:34:05] But yeah, it's like a loofy buff Zorro, because loofy's a great captain. You know what I'm saying?

[02:34:10] That's me.

[02:34:12] Listen, I've never watched Tokyo Ghoul before, but I agree with you.

[02:34:15] There's one piece of ass!

[02:34:17] All right, listen listen listen listen we're gonna forget about one fleece for a second

[02:34:25] And now you're gonna just go for the blue into the grump, okay?

[02:34:30] Yo, huh, ah, you know what? Yeah. All right. All right

[02:34:33] Let's do it. It's one piece you dumbass

[02:34:37] Okay, I'm sorry, bro. I'm not from tampon strings. I don't know this shit

[02:34:42] How are you? How are you a grown-ass man, and you don't know what fucking one piece is?

[02:34:47] Well, I don't have fucking three years of my life to dedicate to watching it for nine hours a day

[02:34:52] Hey, real real real real. I'll give you that real. Okay, so let's listen. We're gonna play on the

[02:34:58] Crab after the crab we're resetting. We're looking dragon, okay?

[02:35:02] Okay

[02:35:04] All right

[02:35:09] Okay, so now Jinxie you could actually maybe kill the midlaner you could look you like

[02:35:13] Oh my god, fuck you could have actually had that coach. I didn't know it comes with a stream delay

[02:35:21] I don't want to like do you wrong coach. I'm just playing scared. Yeah, but listen listen

[02:35:24] This is the thing about okay

[02:35:25] We're gonna need you to sit there and now we're gonna work on your confidence like think of it like the stream delay

[02:35:32] Jinxie is a gift from God because it's not a coincidence that

[02:35:37] You have stream delay today

[02:35:38] You have this stream delay so that God can make you learn how to do some things by yourself

[02:35:45] To establish your confidence. Does that make sense?

[02:35:49] Yes, yes daddy

[02:35:51] All right, so now listen what we're gonna do is we're gonna reset we're gonna buy our items and it's we know we know

[02:35:58] Yep, we got the green. Oh nice. Okay, so now

[02:36:02] Crugs and then it's gonna be Raptors

[02:36:04] So now Jinxie, what you're gonna have to do for me is you're gonna have to type a war cry in the chat

[02:36:10] So you're just gonna have to type in all caps

[02:36:12] WE GOT THIS

[02:36:14] To show your team that even though you're not participating in the kills you're participating in the group atmosphere

[02:36:21] I did it. Oh, I forgot to do all caps!

[02:36:24] FUCK!

[02:36:25] Okay, Jinxie, it just-

[02:36:27] Which makes me get finger blasted

[02:36:29] I'm not gonna lie the lack of caps made that go from like an alpha war cry to now some kind of like zesty whisper

[02:36:37] Do you know what I mean? Yeah, we got this

[02:36:44] Okay, listen, you're gonna go mid and you're gonna fight him to death go you got this shit, bro

[02:36:48] Because I'm also doesn't have all so now you're just gonna fight even if it goes bad. It's gonna be okay

[02:36:54] There's two of those two. This is a bad idea. Alright, fuck it. Just go for the topside then. It's alright.

[02:36:58] Wait, John-top, John-top! Maybe there's someone going on top lane. Because that record is-

[02:37:02] Yeah, there's a boat!

[02:37:03] Oh, you still go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Let's go!

[02:37:09] Alright, now, Jynxie, this is all on you. The fate of the world rests on your shoulders. Oh, fuck.

[02:37:16] Coats, what the fuck!

[02:37:19] Coats!

[02:37:21] Go!

[02:37:22] CALL ME!

[02:37:22] I GOT GAINED!

[02:37:23] I GOT GAINED!

[02:37:24] NO!

[02:37:25] NO!

[02:37:25] DON'T FORGET!

[02:37:26] ANYTIME YOU DIE,

[02:37:28] IT'S GONNA SHUT THE FUCKING STREAM SNIPPED!

[02:37:30] SO I'M IN THE MEETING OF OSHA RIGHT NOW!

[02:37:32] NONE OF MY DETS ARE MY FALLS!

[02:37:34] YES!

[02:37:34] SO OSHA RIGHT NOW,

[02:37:36] FUCKING STREAM SNIPPING PIECE OF SHIT!

[02:37:40] Can I cuss or no?

[02:37:41] He's cursing it out.

[02:37:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine.

[02:37:43] I

[02:37:52] Know we go now who's a good little league player me. I'm a good league player. Yeah

[02:37:57] Yeah, who's a good little league player?

[02:38:07] Okay

[02:38:13] me coach I am sorry bro yes coach yes coach yes coach I care all right so get

[02:38:30] this dragon then and let's start winning the fucking game understood yes

[02:38:35] coach yes daddy all right look daddy's angry with his bad little boy right now

[02:38:42] I know, I know, I'm sorry, dad.

[02:38:44] It's okay.

[02:38:45] Okay.

[02:38:46] Alright.

[02:38:47] So now, we're gonna play for the dragon, and then afterwards, Jaycee, if I see you clock

[02:38:53] that team one more time, I'm about to clock the FUCK OUT OF YOU IN TAMPO AND SPRINGS!

[02:38:58] Am I understood?

[02:38:59] Yes, coach.

[02:39:00] Alright, so now go for the FUCKING CRUGS AND FULL CLEAR!

[02:39:04] Okay, okay.

[02:39:05] YOU DID IT AGAIN!

[02:39:06] I'm sorry!

[02:39:07] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

[02:39:08] I'm done, bro.

[02:39:09] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm done bro. I'm just as fast today. Okay

[02:39:15] Well, we got a found high-bice of Florida and every time you don't listen he spanks you on time. Nope horrible idea

[02:39:21] Fuck high-bice. Okay. All right. Okay, so now listen

[02:39:26] So now we're gonna look for the wrappers and then after the wrappers. It's wolves grump, okay?

[02:39:31] Wolfs grump got it. Got it. I got it

[02:39:34] So now you're strong. What do you want to do when you're strong?

[02:39:37] start gazing people exactly yeah so now what we're gonna want to do is

[02:39:42] jinx because remember I'm on a delay so you're gonna have to drone over the

[02:39:46] fights when you see like right now go go go go you can alternate and go

[02:39:57] Crazy

[02:40:00] Go go go go

[02:40:04] What

[02:40:06] Bro, I should have went for the little guy. Yes, so do you remember how we talked about how Master Yi

[02:40:12] Wants to go for flanks and he wants like assassinate

[02:40:18] Yep, I just type stream sniping the chapter code continue. Okay, so the thing is that right there?

[02:40:23] It's like you had the scissors and you used it on the rock instead of the paper does that make sense?

[02:40:29] 100% coach. Thank you. Okay, so now buy your green nose

[02:40:35] Okay, the money for green nose coach. I don't have the money. Oh, I don't have money coach

[02:40:40] Well, dude, maybe you should try getting your money up instead of your fucking funny up

[02:40:45] understood

[02:40:47] Yes, daddy, okay. No listen leave disintegrated. Oh my god

[02:40:53] What happened is 10-3! My camps are gone!

[02:41:00] Ok listen, just get that red. As long as you get that red here, it's gonna be fine.

[02:41:05] So you're gonna get the red and you're gonna have to upper mid. The reason why your team seat disintegrated,

[02:41:10] I'm telling you, is because they need you in these fights, ok?

[02:41:16] Ok?

[02:41:18] Oh my god.

[02:41:19] You're spotting the cannon? Nice.

[02:41:21] Nice! Okay, that's good, that's good.

[02:41:23] Can I still the cannon?

[02:41:25] Yeah, you got it. Okay, so now look, clear the top side and then afterwards you're just always going to want to hover over mid and drone mid to make sure that they're not fighting.

[02:41:35] And if they are, then you got to come in, okay?

[02:41:38] Got it.

[02:41:39] Think about like this.

[02:41:40] Just watch that, don't be open.

[02:41:41] So, Jin see, imagine there's like two gang wars, right?

[02:41:44] The problem right now is that you're sitting there and it's like when the gang is walking out of their house to like fight your people, right?

[02:41:53] Then you're sitting there and it's like you're just stealing? Well, everyone gets their legs broken. Does that make sense?

[02:42:00] But you cannot let your team get their legs and their arms broken. You have to actually sit there and be there to help them if they need it. Do you understand?

[02:42:09] Yes, kitten. Three of them just went mid. Should I join?

[02:42:13] What the fuck did you just say?

[02:42:16] Three of them just win me. Should I join before that?

[02:42:20] Yes, daddy

[02:42:21] Uh-huh. Okay. So yes

[02:42:23] So now you could also look to buy your item, but just hover mid for now because remember in low elo

[02:42:29] Our team is disabled. We need to be around them. Does that make sense?

[02:42:34] Yes, I think of it like imagine you're you're you're like a teacher, right?

[02:42:38] And it's like you're supervising the class that you don't know what's going on mentally, right?

[02:42:43] And the problem is that right now it's like you're on the field trip in the Grand Canyon

[02:42:47] And they're just walking over the ledge and they're all dying

[02:42:50] But if you were there holding them back, right, then maybe they wouldn't all be dying does that make sense?

[02:42:57] 100% thank you coach. Okay. All right. So now it's like right now like bro

[02:43:01] You need to hover over dragon like there's stuff going on bro. We need to be seeing this you need to be

[02:43:07] Relax!

[02:43:08] Oh no, Ergot, Ergot's back!

[02:43:11] Big dick, Ergot!

[02:43:13] Okay, listen, Ergot, we ignore it.

[02:43:15] Remember, we play these fights like Ergot doesn't exist.

[02:43:18] So we go on everyone else besides Ergot, okay?

[02:43:22] Yeah, we need to go for like a little guy.

[02:43:25] Exactly, yes, yes.

[02:43:27] As a weak player, you always want to gang up on the little guy.

[02:43:30] Does that make sense?

[02:43:33] Wait, what happened?

[02:43:35] Oh god.

[02:43:35] in a second all right that's fine that's fine that's a word play wait wait you you

[02:43:41] had to find wait did you do it why is my help dwindling why is my help dwindling

[02:43:55] okay jingsy jingsy you forgot to use your r and your e y oh I forgot to r I

[02:44:04] I thought I did.

[02:44:06] Ah!

[02:44:07] Ah!

[02:44:08] Ah!

[02:44:09] Okay.

[02:44:10] I thought I did, or what?

[02:44:12] Bro, you didn't earn, you didn't eat.

[02:44:14] You didn't use anything.

[02:44:16] It's like, it's like imagine you're a ninja

[02:44:19] and you jump into the middle of five people,

[02:44:21] but you don't have your shurikens at all.

[02:44:23] So you're just like fucking hang them with your fists

[02:44:25] and getting killed.

[02:44:26] Now walk to the dragon.

[02:44:27] The dragon, the dragon, the dragon.

[02:44:29] And start pinging the dragon, bro.

[02:44:31] If you get this, you get the soul, bro.

[02:44:33] It's your fourth Jag. The fourth Jag matters more than your life. Do you understand?

[02:44:38] Yep, yes, coach. I'm gonna get these chickens first, okay?

[02:44:43] Why the fuck would I ever be okay?!

[02:44:48] And you! Oh, okay, okay.

[02:44:50] Jensie.

[02:44:51] Oh my god, okay. Well, now the problem is that we don't know if the enemy team's gonna be here, so fuck it. Just do it.

[02:44:56] Just do it and hope for the best.

[02:44:58] Fuck it! Outfit! Do everything fit!

[02:45:00] Use everything that you have in your entire kit to kill this as fast as possible.

[02:45:05] Coach, I don't think we should hold, Coach.

[02:45:10] Do you think LeBron James...

[02:45:11] No, he's got the dragon.

[02:45:12] Okay, listen.

[02:45:13] Do you think LeBron James questions his coach when his coach makes a call?

[02:45:16] Yes or no?

[02:45:19] Probably. I think that's happened before.

[02:45:21] No! He doesn't!

[02:45:22] So that's why you need to listen.

[02:45:24] If LeBron's coach would tell him,

[02:45:26] LeBron, we need you to remove a rib so you can suck yourself off for better practice.

[02:45:31] He would do it!

[02:45:33] And that's why he's the best!

[02:45:34] So we need to make you have that same mentality.

[02:45:37] Does that make sense?

[02:45:38] Uh, yes, sensei. Yes, master.

[02:45:40] Okay, so now listen.

[02:45:42] You can look for the crab.

[02:45:43] There's also the baron up.

[02:45:45] But your team, bro, your team is mid.

[02:45:47] We do not want to be farming right now because our team might fight.

[02:45:51] Okay?

[02:45:52] Yes, daddy.

[02:45:54] Okay.

[02:45:56] Alright.

[02:45:57] Oh my god.

[02:46:01] Okay, so Jinxie, there if you would have used your E when you went in and you would have

[02:46:08] actually committed for the fight, you would have killed everyone.

[02:46:11] Bro, that's such a cap.

[02:46:13] Ergot was coming.

[02:46:14] Bro!

[02:46:15] Bro!

[02:46:16] Okay.

[02:46:17] Okay.

[02:46:18] Jinxie.

[02:46:19] Jinxie.

[02:46:20] If Ergot's coming but you put a Chastity Cage on him, does any nut bust out?

[02:46:23] What is a Chastity Cage?

[02:46:24] Okay.

[02:46:25] Don't worry about that, but what I'm trying to say is that there, the Urgot is being zoned

[02:46:30] off by your team.

[02:46:31] Like, your team is like a wall of shields, so you're able to go in and go crazy.

[02:46:36] Does that make sense?

[02:46:37] Oh, thank you.

[02:46:38] Yeah.

[02:46:39] Okay, kitten, that makes sense, kitten.

[02:46:42] What the fuck did I tell you?

[02:46:45] Sorry, bro.

[02:46:46] I'm sorry.

[02:46:47] Look, I'm sorry.

[02:46:48] Wait, so should we just run it down mid because we got Baron?

[02:46:51] Yes, yes, exactly.

[02:46:52] right now you don't need to be doing anything besides that you just go mid and you fuck

[02:46:57] some shit up crazy style all right so I wanted to sit there and I wanted to start gyrating

[02:47:03] in your chair what does gyrating mean it's like you sound like moving around kind of

[02:47:09] zestily and then you're gonna do that while you look for a fight okay I can't do it all

[02:47:14] at once you need to keep both hands on your keyboard and mouse and start doing it okay

[02:47:21] Alright, this is good.

[02:47:22] Okay, so like, kinda like this, coach?

[02:47:24] YES!

[02:47:25] NOW GO IN!

[02:47:25] GO IN!

[02:47:27] GO IN!

[02:47:28] PLEASE!

[02:47:36] Bro, I swear to god, if you just go in here, it could be a penta.

[02:47:43] WHAT?

[02:47:43] HOW DID THAT SINGES LIVE?!

[02:47:47] That's a steaming pile of shit, coach.

[02:47:49] It's okay, listen, sometimes-

[02:47:52] I'm at a screen share, I think it's working now.

[02:47:54] Okay, okay, let's see, let's see.

[02:47:56] Daddy, it's working.

[02:47:58] Okay, nice!

[02:48:01] Yes, kitten.

[02:48:02] Bro, I think we won!

[02:48:03] We're gonna win!

[02:48:04] We're gonna win!

[02:48:05] We're gonna win!

[02:48:06] Chad, we're gonna win!

[02:48:07] Yes!

[02:48:08] All right.

[02:48:09] Now, Jinx, you remember, in League of Legends, the real wins are not when you kill the enemy

[02:48:17] team's Nexus.

[02:48:18] It's when you make somebody feel like shit.

[02:48:20] So now you're gonna have to all chat.

[02:48:22] Good job on the loss, losers.

[02:48:26] Because remember, it's about making it so that you ruin everyone else's day.

[02:48:31] Not that you make yours better, am I understood?

[02:48:34] Yes, Coat. Yes, bro.

[02:48:36] I just typed it. I just typed it.

[02:48:37] Good.

[02:48:38] I just typed it.

[02:48:39] Good.

[02:48:40] So now while you're walking mid, I want you to all chat again.

[02:48:43] Bwa-ha-ha! Not even a stinky diaper could hold me back!

[02:48:50] Are you sure, Coach?

[02:48:51] I just trust me! Just trust me!

[02:49:01] Coach on that!

[02:49:04] Coach on that!

[02:49:06] Coach on that! Coach on that!

[02:49:07] Everything fell apart, so in the one minute you were typing, everything fell apart, so

[02:49:22] we're gonna have to lock back in, okay?

[02:49:24] Are you ready to lock back in?

[02:49:26] Yes.

[02:49:27] Okay, so now reset by your item, and then after that we're gonna lock back mid, okay?

[02:49:34] Shut down.

[02:49:36] Alright, so let's go, let's go.

[02:49:39] Dude, listen, okay, so Jynxie, I'm gonna teach you about shutdowns.

[02:49:43] When the enemy team gets a lot of kills, they're worth more gold.

[02:49:46] So we wanna do something called shutting them down.

[02:49:49] Think of it like imagine a single mother is laid on her rent,

[02:49:53] and what are we gonna do with her electricity, right?

[02:49:55] We're gonna shut it down.

[02:49:57] So it's the same exact thing with like the league players, right?

[02:50:01] So whenever you see a bounty, you need to go for it, am I understood?

[02:50:05] Okay, let's go let's go. So now we just walk it walk walk in mid like fucking dogs

[02:50:21] So now okay, we're gonna have to shove it in here. We're gonna have to shove it in Lee are

[02:50:26] Wow, that's actually extremely horrible. Okay, so Jin see back up. I need to tell you something

[02:50:31] Okay, and this is something they've never heard before and oh god

[02:50:40] He did he cage me he did the p-ditty cage he's Sean combs me

[02:50:44] Okay, I got Sean did he come okay?

[02:50:46] So I need to explain why that depth is so bad. So you see how there's a 15 second timer on dragon right now?

[02:50:54] That's something called the elder dragon that spawns when the elder dragon spawns what happens is is that?

[02:51:01] the team that kills it gets a buff that executes the enemy team when they get

[02:51:06] below 25% health so now I won't be here for that dragon yeah but the good news

[02:51:12] is that you're playing an iron so there's a good chance that they're

[02:51:15] genuinely retarded oh no okay yeah but the promise you typed out

[02:51:24] look they're protected it though okay listen as soon as you respond walk walk

[02:51:33] walk walk we need to go there now okay save the game coach coach I'm gonna save

[02:51:39] the game it's all on you bro it's all on you it's all on you I'm coming to save

[02:51:44] the game coach okay okay that okay you can go on the six here just all

[02:51:51] go in the six. Okay, just back off. Just run on. Run. This is fine. Okay, now back off.

[02:52:03] That's good. So now, okay, okay, recall, press B, press B. Okay, so listen, Jamesy, the thing

[02:52:10] about mastery, let me ask you a question, okay? The first time you thrust inside of

[02:52:16] someone are you just gonna stop thrusting um it depends i mean no you're not so what happened

[02:52:24] i'm a one pump chump bro like okay okay so like let me ask you something if you're one pump chump

[02:52:28] okay the first time you get your cheeks pumped inside of are you gonna insta bust or do you

[02:52:35] want to at least wait like five or six pumps bro i don't know i've never thought about that before

[02:52:42] JUST DO THE HALTER!

[02:52:43] LIKE THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

[02:52:45] DO THE HALTER!

[02:52:47] DO THE DRAGON!

[02:52:48] Okay, so listen, the reason why I say that

[02:52:50] is because Master Yi is a champion

[02:52:53] that he always wants to keep going in, okay?

[02:52:56] Like when you kill somebody,

[02:52:58] you have to keep fighting till the death, okay?

[02:53:01] So once I get one kill, just go for more?

[02:53:03] Yeah, as long as it's not 100% they're gonna lose,

[02:53:06] you need to finish this.

[02:53:08] Nice! Okay, so now listen, listen.

[02:53:11] Just wait.

[02:53:12] Okay, you can ongoing. Yes. This is good. This is good. Keep going. Keep going.

[02:53:17] Run up, run up, run up. No more people, JC. No more people.

[02:53:22] Yo, take it down a notch. I can't even fucking hear.

[02:53:31] Sorry, is that a? Yo, okay.

[02:53:35] Am I good now? Am I good? Can I win the game?

[02:53:37] Yeah, you're probably, we probably,

[02:53:39] Okay, so now look for the, look for mid, you got this.

[02:53:41] Go for the, the end hit, but then you're good.

[02:53:47] Okay, listen, so you're gonna have to spill the T-ball

[02:53:49] you slay on their Nexus, you understand?

[02:53:52] Yes, Queen.

[02:53:55] Nice!

[02:53:56] Yes, Queen.

[02:53:59] Okay, you got this.

[02:54:02] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, hit the Nexus!

[02:54:05] Fast!

[02:54:09] How did I die?

[02:54:11] Poison damage?

[02:54:12] What type of shit is that?

[02:54:13] So, so Mouserheart, he does something called space AIDS, where essentially, what Mouserheart

[02:54:18] does is he gives you AIDS that you slowly die of.

[02:54:22] And I need you to imagine that this is back in like the 1950s where there wasn't a cure

[02:54:26] yet.

[02:54:27] Does that make sense?

[02:54:28] Wow.

[02:54:29] Okay.

[02:54:30] I thought AIDS still doesn't have a cure.

[02:54:31] Chad, does AIDS have a cure?

[02:54:33] I think it does.

[02:54:35] Like people don't really die of that.

[02:54:38] NOOOOOO!

[02:54:40] What a good team win, y'all.

[02:54:42] Good team win. We did that.

[02:54:44] No, no, Jynxy, Jynxy, Jynxy, you're singing it all wrong, bro.

[02:54:50] Listen, it's not that your team...

[02:54:54] Okay, Jynxy, are you listening?

[02:54:57] It is not that your team won the game with you. It was not a team win.

[02:55:01] It was four NPCs that did your bidding and executed it properly.

[02:55:07] Am I understood?

[02:55:11] Yes, coach.

[02:55:12] Bro, okay, is Ash legit, bro?

[02:55:15] Is that guy legit?

[02:55:17] I don't know.

[02:55:19] Wait, okay, so now, Jensie, hold on.

[02:55:22] Before you queue up,

[02:55:22] there's something that I wanted to go over, okay?

[02:55:25] Yes, Danny, talk to me.

[02:55:26] Okay, so I've been thinking about our coaching sessions

[02:55:29] a lot recently, and I think I know what the problem

[02:55:32] with them has been.

[02:55:33] Well, I know what it is, Coach.

[02:55:37] Can I say what it is?

[02:55:38] Well, you know what?

[02:55:39] Talk to me first.

[02:55:40] You talk to me.

[02:55:41] They're not intense enough, Coach.

[02:55:42] Like, Coach, I want you to verbally assault me.

[02:55:46] You get it on the first day.

[02:55:47] Coach, the first day you verbally assaulted me, you changed, dude.

[02:55:51] You're all soft now.

[02:55:52] I want to be the best.

[02:55:54] Like, listen, bro, I want to be the best.

[02:55:56] I don't need you to hold my hand.

[02:55:58] I want you to verbally fucking assault me.

[02:56:00] Do you understand?

[02:56:01] I learn best when I feel like I'm a piece of shit and I hit rock bottom.

[02:56:05] That's what I learned.

[02:56:07] Don't hold my hand, bro.

[02:56:08] Verbally assault me, coach.

[02:56:09] Continue.

[02:56:10] OK.

[02:56:11] So you're saying that you need daddy to get hard for you again?

[02:56:19] That's an interesting way to phrase it, but yes.

[02:56:21] I wouldn't phrase it like that, but yeah.

[02:56:22] OK, well, I'm going to be honest.

[02:56:24] I was going to go somewhere completely different with it.

[02:56:26] I was going to say, I was actually

[02:56:28] to go even softer, bro. So, Jinxie, Jinxie. I need verbal harassment. The only way I've

[02:56:35] ever achieved anything in life is through hours of verbal abuse. That's what I need.

[02:56:40] I need abuse. So, this is what we're going to do then, okay? Are you listening? I'm

[02:56:45] going to share my screen right now. Alright, I'm going to join your screen share right

[02:56:49] now. Okay, can you see my screen? I'm inside you. Okay. So, now that you're inside me,

[02:56:55] I want to show you something that no one else has ever shown you before.

[02:56:58] Are you ready?

[02:56:59] Yes, dad.

[02:57:00] Yes, yes, yes, master.

[02:57:01] Okay.

[02:57:02] So I can't load your screen share.

[02:57:04] Whoa.

[02:57:05] Wait, what do you mean you can't load it?

[02:57:06] Wait, can you?

[02:57:07] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[02:57:08] It all broke.

[02:57:09] It broke.

[02:57:10] What do you mean?

[02:57:11] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[02:57:12] Oh, here we go.

[02:57:13] I'm in now.

[02:57:14] Okay.

[02:57:15] You're in.

[02:57:16] Okay.

[02:57:17] So let me ask you a question then because we can go one of two routes with it because

[02:57:21] I actually prepared a plan for you today to make you fall in love with League of Legends.

[02:57:27] But if you tell me that you want me to scrap that plan and just verbally harass you instead,

[02:57:33] then we can do that.

[02:57:34] Or we could do both.

[02:57:36] So what are you feeling?

[02:57:37] I'm leaning more towards verbal harassment, but let's see what this is.

[02:57:41] Okay.

[02:57:42] So I actually sat there and I made you a playlist a few days ago.

[02:57:48] Okay?

[02:57:49] What?

[02:57:50] you a playlist. And the reason I made you this playlist Jinx is because I realized that in these

[02:57:56] coaching sessions I was teaching you how to play League of Legends but I never actually taught you

[02:58:02] how I came to love it in the first place, okay? So what we're going to do is there are three

[02:58:07] cinematics and then there's the most OG Tyler One Draven hype montage ever that we're going to watch

[02:58:15] And then on top of it, there's a Jinxie montage that we're going to watch too.

[02:58:21] What? No way.

[02:58:22] Say you swear to God.

[02:58:23] I swear to God.

[02:58:25] So are you ready, Jinxie, to fall in love with League of Legends and then fall in love with my abuse?

[02:58:32] Yes, coach.

[02:58:32] Yes, I'm ready for all of it.

[02:58:34] Okay.

[02:58:34] Let's go.

[02:58:34] Let's do it.

[02:58:35] All right.

[02:58:36] So now it's time.

[02:58:38] Tell me if you need it to be louder.

[02:58:39] Okay.

[02:58:40] I'll put it even louder.

[02:58:43] And when you're watching this video,

[02:58:45] I'm excited for this bro, I'm excited.

[02:58:47] Listen, Jynxie, when you're watching this,

[02:58:49] I need you to read the lyrics on the screen bro,

[02:58:51] because you're like me,

[02:58:53] and I really think that it's going to resonate with you.

[02:58:55] Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.

[02:58:57] I'm ready, I'm ready.

[02:58:59] Alright.

[02:59:01] Is it loud enough?

[02:59:03] A little bit louder.

[02:59:05] Okay, wait.

[02:59:07] Give me a second.

[02:59:09] Put it a little bit louder.

[02:59:11] Yes.

[02:59:15] you

[02:59:45] you

[03:00:15] you

[03:00:45] you

[03:01:15] you

[03:01:45] you

[03:02:15] I

[03:02:24] You'll start from the bottom and it's like that is like the power that you feel the bottom to the top

[03:02:31] Do you see what I mean? Yes, bro?

[03:02:34] 150,000% now are you ready for the second song this one is another fucking classic? Yep? I'm ready, bro. All right, let's go

[03:02:45] This one goes fucking crazy, Jinx! You're gonna like this!

[03:03:15] You give one shirt to make it out of life

[03:03:20] So higher and higher, you're chasing

[03:03:23] It's even your bones, so we're taking

[03:03:26] This is your moment, now it's your time

[03:03:31] So move yourself in

[03:03:33] Hide, hide

[03:03:36] Make a banana

[03:03:38] You hide

[03:03:42] Push through

[03:03:44] Now Jinx say I'm gonna ask you a question do you know who the main character is in this

[03:04:11] this video it's fucking thank you wait what so the way the both of these videos

[03:04:19] right in this video the people that you see they're not random Jinxie

[03:04:23] leek of legends chooses pro players and then immortalizes them in these videos

[03:04:28] and one day if you make it to the top they'll do the same for you what I

[03:04:34] Oh my gosh, bro, that is awesome. What? Okay, let's go

[03:04:52] I think so nice, bro, I didn't even know that all right, let's go

[03:05:04] Make a remember

[03:05:06] Make a remember

[03:05:26] Keep watching bro, it only gets crazier

[03:05:28] Oh shit wait I'm right it turns out this is actually Faker, I don't know who the other

[03:05:50] guy was.

[03:05:51] ROOH WHAT?

[03:05:52] Come on!

[03:05:53] NO ONE HIT THE PANICAL PANICAL CRAZY!

[03:05:54] Are you excited?

[03:05:55] Yes.

[03:05:56] Oh my god.

[03:05:57] Yes. Oh my god, that's faker.

[03:05:59] You better watch faker in his prime, bro! Check this out!

[03:06:27] So, JC, do you understand what those last 5 seconds were showing you?

[03:06:57] you. It's faker looking at his world championship. No, bro, let me show you again. This goes

[03:07:04] to show that this guy just made it to the top, right? He just made it to the top of

[03:07:10] the mountain. But then you look and you see everyone else is climbing to get to the top

[03:07:15] as well. And one of these people is motherfucking jinksy hashtag MVP. Do you understand now?

[03:07:26] Oh my god, yes, bro

[03:07:29] All right, so are you ready now for the last?

[03:07:34] Are you ready for the last cinematic jing see?

[03:07:38] Yes, all right, bro. This one is

[03:07:43] crazy

[03:07:44] Get ready. I

[03:07:46] Wait, I saw this one, but I want to watch it again. All right. Let's go

[03:07:56] I thought it's in day one of the plan

[03:07:59] But now the thing is you played me go right now. I get it now. I get it now you get it guys

[03:08:04] Yeah, I did it

[03:08:09] Who's that that's Draven bro, oh

[03:08:13] All title one or yep

[03:08:24] That's a relia

[03:08:26] Here, I'm gonna put you on some some old-school game. Are you ready?

[03:08:30] Okay, search up for us the blade a relia and you're gonna understand in my browser

[03:08:36] in my phone honestly you can search up on your phone but listen that was the

[03:08:40] old-school bro the old-school league players know about frost blade

[03:08:45] aurelia frost braid aurelia yep they used to call it frost but aurelia

[03:08:53] because for some reason right decided to get for a BBL in that skin

[03:09:06] Woah.

[03:09:08] Woah.

[03:09:10] Woah.

[03:09:12] Is she, uh, support?

[03:09:14] No, she's a top laner.

[03:09:16] Woah.

[03:09:18] Alright, you ready now for the rest of the cinematic?

[03:09:20] Yeah, me.

[03:09:22] Yep, okay, ready, ready, ready.

[03:09:24] Alright, let's go.

[03:09:26] Ready, ready.

[03:09:28] I

[03:09:37] This is math like I need you to understand something where they're invading right now

[03:09:42] This is Master Yi's village, bro, and this is the army of Noxus all going to burn it to the fucking

[03:09:50] ground

[03:09:52] What I swear to God

[03:09:54] He's gonna defend his village

[03:09:56] Yep, all the Ionians now watch

[03:10:26] I'm sorry.

[03:10:28] I cannot sit still.

[03:10:30] I can never stand to go home.

[03:10:32] Where did he come from?

[03:10:34] Where did he come from?

[03:10:35] Why am I trying to hide from your love?

[03:10:37] You gotta believe that it happened.

[03:10:45] Jinxi, I wanted to understand that this was you two days ago, bro.

[03:10:50] This was like the enemy volleyball and iron, boom!

[03:10:54] And this was you the defeated soldier and now you're gonna get up off the fucking ground like you did today

[03:11:00] And you're gonna fucking show him who's the fucking king?

[03:11:04] Are you ready?

[03:11:06] Yes

[03:11:08] This is JC cinematic

[03:11:24] Oh, I have to save the world.

[03:12:24] you

[03:12:54] you

[03:13:24] you

[03:13:54] you

[03:14:24] you

[03:14:54] you

[03:15:24] you

[03:15:54] you

[03:16:24] you

[03:16:54] you

[03:17:24] you

[03:18:24] Oh

[03:18:54] I

[03:19:02] Okay, but Jamesy you're not ready. Are you ready for the real

[03:19:08] Is this mine my montage somebody baby one are you ready? Oh

[03:19:15] My god. Oh my god. Here we go. Here we go. It's fucking time, baby

[03:19:20] Let's see this shit. I'm on top. This is

[03:19:26] Bro, it has 39 views the chat is saying dude, but imagine that's 39 people that are now jacking off to your magnificence

[03:19:36] You're right. Let's go. All right, let's see it

[03:19:46] Look ex QC the hate launcher he doesn't believe in you

[03:19:50] Silver player

[03:20:06] Yup literally watch this that's you bro

[03:20:20] Oh my god!

[03:20:30] Did you see that dodge?

[03:20:41] Just keep watching, trust me.

[03:20:50] I can't stand with that!

[03:20:54] I don't even tell you what you can and can't do in this life!

[03:20:58] Fucking beast mode!

[03:21:00] Get inside!

[03:21:08] Get on.

[03:21:10] Sit down. One more. One more for the road.

[03:21:14] You will do anything to attack your body though!

[03:21:16] Power dive bitch

[03:21:29] Wow, I'm about to start tearing up in this joint. Okay, so now there's my YouTube. What is my YouTube thumbnail on my stream?

[03:21:41] What is my YouTube

[03:21:43] It looks like I'm jerking off that at one.

[03:21:48] Now, I did one last video for you, okay?

[03:21:55] And this one last video that I had an editor make for you is because starting in Clash

[03:22:01] and starting on the tournament Monday, they're going to ban Master Yi from you.

[03:22:05] So we're going to need to find you a second champion that can also go crazy.

[03:22:11] So what I did was I created a montage of five different champions and you're just going to

[03:22:16] watch and tell me which one you think did the sickest play and that's going to be your

[03:22:22] next champion.

[03:22:23] Are you ready?

[03:22:24] I was born ready, bro.

[03:22:27] I shot it out of the tip of my dad's wiener 24 years ago, bro.

[03:22:31] I was ready to go.

[03:22:33] Then now it's time for some other stuff to shoot out of your wiener because it's time

[03:22:40] you to watch this are you ready so this is my champion yep so this is Zin Zhao

[03:22:51] watch he kind of is they both auto attack

[03:23:05] Anakin is gone.

[03:23:07] Shed it on, idiot.

[03:23:10] I am what remains.

[03:23:14] Can you hear the audio?

[03:23:16] Yes.

[03:23:17] Okay, good.

[03:23:19] Zinzal, okay.

[03:23:21] Yep, that's Zinzal.

[03:23:23] Sibirotigi, Sibirotigi.

[03:23:25] I'm sorry.

[03:23:28] For all of it.

[03:23:30] I'm sorry, Anakin.

[03:23:32] for over. So that is Zinzal bro. Last play. This is Nocturne. So this guy is also

[03:24:02] kind of similar to you too. He goes in and the auto-taxing goes crazy.

[03:24:16] Listen, I just got this offer. Listen, listen, we don't need to worry about the

[03:24:21] gamer tag bro just watch the play

[03:24:27] destroyed

[03:24:33] yep this is nocturn

[03:24:37] And now look he can ult from across the map.

[03:25:03] the song goes harder soon you're going to see

[03:25:08] alright, look at this last knockdown play

[03:25:11] so you see he can ult in from across the map

[03:25:13] and then he just kind of like auto-attacks shit and goes crazy

[03:25:20] yeah I know you do, that's why you gotta make your bounce on it

[03:25:22] so this is Briar

[03:25:26] this is what Forcin played to Hitplot

[03:25:33] So, let me explain the thing about Briar is that she just presses W and she doesn't even

[03:25:49] have to auto-attack, like she literally automatically attacks everything, like she goes fucking

[03:25:54] crazy. This is Briar, so she can also alter from across the map, and the thing about her

[03:26:18] is that when she presses her W, she is forced to auto-attack everyone and everything. Like,

[03:26:24] you cannot back off! It's killer be killed on her!

[03:26:48] Yeah, it's because for her she has healing in her kit, so when she like presses W, she

[03:26:55] attacks people, and then when she presses it again, it's an auto attack that heals her.

[03:26:59] Then her E also heals her, and her passive, it does damage.

[03:27:04] So she's like auto attacking go crazy.

[03:27:10] And you can also see her feet in every single one of her skins.

[03:27:13] What?

[03:27:14] You swear to God?

[03:27:16] I swear to God.

[03:27:17] They literally marketed her for foot fetish people.

[03:27:31] And now this is a warwick.

[03:27:34] So warwick is a wolf that can smell when enemies are low HP,

[03:27:38] and he gets like 5,000 movement speed and runs at them and autos them to death.

[03:27:47] This guy fucking destroyed me!

[03:27:50] Then you need to ride the power!

[03:27:53] Hesitate.

[03:27:54] Show me your strength.

[03:27:56] But if you don't...

[03:28:17] What?

[03:28:19] Now what do you use Warwick?

[03:28:22] Okay then, Warwick will be your second champ.

[03:28:24] Let's just watch the rest of it and then we'll be ready.

[03:28:37] I don't want to do that, so never mind.

[03:28:39] I don't want to do that, so never mind.

[03:28:40] I don't want to do that, so never mind.

[03:28:41] Okay.

[03:28:42] Wait, who else to- okay.

[03:28:44] Yeah, so the thing about Brian is that you also have to kind of point the ultimate to

[03:28:53] shy is there anybody that you show me where I don't have to point I'm nocturn kind of

[03:29:00] maybe we should use nocturn because nocturn he's like you point and you click so we can

[03:29:07] getting a practice one you can see if you like it okay all right all right all

[03:29:14] right also look at that you saw this name that's a leaky me and not shall

[03:29:26] bro

[03:29:32] All right, so out of all of these which one would you say look the most interesting?

[03:29:40] Bro, I don't know they all looked fun

[03:29:44] Not turn looked fun Zin Zhao looked fun

[03:29:47] Warwick literally gaked me for an entire game one time

[03:29:50] So how about this this what we can do why don't you buy all of those champions and

[03:29:55] then we can go in a practice tool and you can like be locking them in and just

[03:30:00] like using them for like a minute or two to see which one you actually like and

[03:30:05] enjoy. Who's just the easiest to use? I would say it would be because the thing

[03:30:12] about Briar said you don't have to click and the way that you like back off like

[03:30:16] she doesn't allow for that so you can sit there as Briar and you can literally

[03:30:20] just like afk like it takes out a lot of like game uh game knowledge requirement which is how

[03:30:26] like i'm kind of saying warwick is the easiest down test warwick he is very easy to think about

[03:30:32] work is that we have to aim your alt but if you're okay with aiming your alt then we can do warwick

[03:30:36] yep let's do it let's do it i have to learn that skill anyways all right perfect so buy warwick

[03:30:41] i'm gonna take a piss and then we do the practice okay i'll be back in like one minute all right

[03:30:50] So chat, we're aiming our ult today. We're learning Warwick.

[03:30:56] Chat, do I have to buy him or do I already have him?

[03:31:01] Bro, I got, guys, I got absolutely fucked in the ass, repetitively, by Warwick.

[03:31:08] Do I own him? I own him, I own him, I own him, I own him, I own him.

[03:31:12] Bro, Chat, I played a game and a Warwick absolutely ganked me.

[03:31:23] Chat, what counters him by the way so I know it's an autobahn whenever I play him.

[03:31:29] What counters Warwick?

[03:31:31] Wait, this guy has Aura, oh my god, this guy has Aura, what did he say?

[03:31:40] Oh, there you go.

[03:31:42] Oh, wrong.

[03:31:48] All right, you ready?

[03:31:50] Are you in my screen chair?

[03:31:52] Let me open it.

[03:31:54] Do.

[03:31:55] OK, yep, we're good.

[03:31:56] OK, this guy has so much fucking aura.

[03:31:59] This guy has so much fucking aura, bro.

[03:32:01] Yep, so now look, this is what we're going to do, OK?

[03:32:03] I want you to spawn a training dummy.

[03:32:06] Do you remember how to do that?

[03:32:07] So it's on the left side.

[03:32:08] going to click down once. Yep, the arrow at the bottom, the arrow at the bottom, and

[03:32:15] then spawn enemy dummy. Okay, so now I want you to level up and put points on all your

[03:32:21] abilities, and I want you to read the abilities, and then use them, and I can like explain

[03:32:27] to them if you don't understand them, okay? Alright, so now level up everything, and then

[03:32:35] what you're also going to do is you're going to auto refresh cooldown. So at first,

[03:32:38] button at the top left.

[03:32:43] Yep, there you go.

[03:32:44] Okay, so now read your abilities, all of them, even your passive, and then I want you to

[03:32:49] ask me questions, and then I want you to use them, okay?

[03:32:53] Because I need to read it so you can understand.

[03:32:56] Jaws of the Beast, Warwick lunges forward in bites, dealing 135, what does that mean?

[03:33:03] So that's the amount of damage it does.

[03:33:07] 10% max health magic damage and healing for 75% of the damage dealt. Warwick lunges and

[03:33:13] clamps his jaws onto a target, leaving behind them. While clamped, Warwick follows all movement

[03:33:18] of the target. Oh my god, that's so brain rot. I love that.

[03:33:21] So now what I wanted to do, so walk up to the dummy and I wanted to just press Q on

[03:33:25] it. So just press Q? Okay. Now I wanted to hold Q on it. You see the difference?

[03:33:33] It attacks faster when I hold Q?

[03:33:37] No, no, so it attacks faster when the enemy is low HP.

[03:33:41] So when the enemy is low HP, you go fucking ballistic!

[03:33:45] Wow, that is actually broken.

[03:33:49] Okay, okay.

[03:33:50] All right, so now, regen your mana.

[03:33:51] So press the third button.

[03:33:54] It's auto regen mana.

[03:33:56] Okay, so the other thing, you just have to press it one time and it toggles on.

[03:34:02] So the thing about Warwick is read as passive, you're going to understand where the healing

[03:34:05] comes from.

[03:34:06] So no, no, no, it's passive.

[03:34:08] It's the thing next to the Q on the left of the Q.

[03:34:12] Eternal hunger.

[03:34:14] Warwick attacks deal an additional 56 magic damage on hit.

[03:34:18] If Warwick is below 50% health, he also heals for 100% of the damage dealt by eternal hunger.

[03:34:26] If Warwick is below 25% health, the healing is increased to 250% of the damage.

[03:34:31] So like, the lower the HP he is, the more he heals when he's attacking.

[03:34:36] Exactly, yes.

[03:34:37] So what it is, is a lower HP.

[03:34:39] Just keep fighting, just keep fighting.

[03:34:41] Yeah, you literally just, you never stop fighting, bro.

[03:34:43] You're in it to win it.

[03:34:45] So now I wanted to read the W. Read the W.

[03:34:48] Okay, okay.

[03:34:50] Passive.

[03:34:52] Warwick Consents champions below 50% health, gaining 65% movement speed towards them.

[03:35:00] Bro this guy's like a gank god. Yes, literally spells and attacks against enemies below 50% health grant

[03:35:09] 110% attack speed these effects are increased by 200% against enemies below 25% else

[03:35:15] So this guy shines like when they're low health and when he's low health even yes

[03:35:20] So no no I wanted to see it again

[03:35:22] I want you to look at the little number on the bottom left of your portrait above the thing

[03:35:28] what says 0.94 you see that what okay oh yep you see this 0.94 that's your

[03:35:36] tax feed now attack the dummy just attack it and look at the number just look

[03:35:42] at the number just look at it yeah like it goes fucking insane doesn't it yes

[03:35:51] Okay, so now the thing about your W is read the W again.

[03:35:56] Yep, so hover over the W.

[03:36:01] Okay, so how it works here, okay, is your passive automatically senses everyone,

[03:36:10] but when you click it, it automatically applies to the closest person.

[03:36:16] So when you're looking for gangs, even if someone is high HP, you press that and you go fucking sicko mode. You understand?

[03:36:25] So it'll just auto lock to the lowest guy as long as someone is in range

[03:36:30] So you see on your little mini map how there's like that blue circle. Oh

[03:36:35] My god, that's how big the range is that's the range of your W. Yes

[03:36:38] Bro, that's actually insane, it's so easy to use.

[03:36:43] Here's, here's how Robert E. reads it.

[03:36:46] Primal Howl, Warwick gains 55% damage reduction for 2.5 seconds.

[03:36:52] After it ends, Warwick howls, fearing nearby enemies for one second.

[03:36:57] Warwick can recast any ability early. So is this like his healing?

[03:37:01] No, so that what it does, Jinxie, is when I wanted to press it.

[03:37:05] I want to show you, press it, and then do nothing, okay?

[03:37:10] So when your guy looks like that, you take 55% less damage.

[03:37:16] And then after the 2.5 seconds, when he lets out that scream like that, everyone gets feared.

[03:37:23] So they fucking run away from you because they cannot handle your aura.

[03:37:27] And the thing is that when you press it again early, it ends it early, but it also ends

[03:37:32] the damage reduction early too.

[03:37:35] Does that make sense?

[03:37:36] But I can't attack while I'm in this, right?

[03:37:38] Yes, you can!

[03:37:42] All right, so now read your ultimate.

[03:37:46] Bro, but I don't think you explained that good, bro.

[03:37:50] So I take less damage, and then at the end of the 2.5 seconds, what does he do?

[03:37:55] Okay, wait.

[03:37:56] Okay, so I think you actually keep the damage reduction the whole time.

[03:37:59] So listen.

[03:38:00] So what it does is the first time you click it, so click it.

[03:38:05] Yeah, what does that mean?

[03:38:06] Fearing enemies, what about this?

[03:38:07] Fearing, okay, so there are different CC abilities

[03:38:10] in League of Legends.

[03:38:11] CC means crowd control.

[03:38:13] So you can stun, which means that the enemy

[03:38:16] can't do anything, right?

[03:38:18] You can root, which means they can use attacks

[03:38:21] and abilities, but they can't move.

[03:38:23] Or you can also do something called a fear,

[03:38:26] which is kind of like a stun,

[03:38:27] except they run away from you with a low movement speed.

[03:38:33] So this is good to use when I'm about to die?

[03:38:36] No, this is good to use when you're going in.

[03:38:40] So let me leave the game.

[03:38:43] I'm gonna load into a game with you.

[03:38:44] Oh, it makes them walk.

[03:38:45] Oh, I see, it just slows them down.

[03:38:47] Yeah, so now what I want you to do is

[03:38:49] I want you to leave the game so I can kind of

[03:38:53] like explain the mechanics while we're both playing Warwick.

[03:38:56] so I can show it to you, okay?

[03:38:58] All right.

[03:38:59] So it's just a good thing to pop to it before I kill him.

[03:39:02] Well, no, you pop it for an engage

[03:39:04] because that's your primary way to ensure

[03:39:07] that you're gonna get a good fight.

[03:39:08] So I'll show you what I mean, okay?

[03:39:09] So join my lobby.

[03:39:10] Just like, can't escape me.

[03:39:11] Yeah, that's what the Warwick did to me.

[03:39:14] Exactly, yes.

[03:39:16] And you wanna know, oh wait, I don't actually own Warwick.

[03:39:18] Wait, give me a second, I need to buy it, hold on.

[03:39:20] How do I favorite him, Dottess?

[03:39:23] You just need to right-click on him

[03:39:24] and then after you do favorite as jungle

[03:39:27] okay

[03:39:29] bro this is gonna be sick bro i might i might like this guy more than v

[03:39:32] you might because the thing about ye is ye squishy right

[03:39:35] so you have to sit there and you have to kind of like

[03:39:38] um

[03:39:39] wait for like your team to go in and all that kind of stuff you know

[03:39:42] but warwick he's the guy that goes in

[03:39:44] like you're the fucking big bad wolf

[03:39:47] and what does the big bad wolf do?

[03:39:50] um he kills people

[03:39:52] He kills Little Red Riding Hood's grandma, and then he gets in her body, and gas lights her into thinking it's him!

[03:40:00] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:40:03] Alright, so now this is how we're gonna do it.

[03:40:06] You're gonna level up all the way to level 18. Do not buy any items and walk mid.

[03:40:13] So now just put bubbles in all your abilities.

[03:40:18] Okay, so let me show you something okay, and I want you to also auto refresh cooldowns

[03:40:26] So press the first second and third buttons one time so the toggle

[03:40:33] Okay, so now how it works how it works, okay is when you're playing Warwick. Yep

[03:40:40] That's your ultimate so I want you to walk up to me walk up to me because I'm gonna show you how it works

[03:40:44] So you see how I couldn't move there?

[03:40:46] Yeah.

[03:40:47] So that's because you're all just a suppression, right?

[03:40:51] And you see, there you go.

[03:40:53] So now you're kind of seeing like how it plays, right?

[03:40:55] Yeah, this guy's OP.

[03:40:57] Exactly.

[03:40:58] So now Jinx, you stop doing stuff because I want to show you how it works, okay?

[03:41:02] So normally what you want to do is you want to press E and then you Q and then you press

[03:41:07] E again.

[03:41:08] That way you can get free hits off on the enemy.

[03:41:10] So try that.

[03:41:11] Press E, cue me, and then after, exactly, yes.

[03:41:16] So what you want to do is you want to hold Q, because look, look at me, don't do anything.

[03:41:20] Just stand still.

[03:41:21] When you press Q, it does that, but when you hold it, you go all the way through.

[03:41:25] So you press E, you hold it on top of me, and then you can just, in so I go crazy, you

[03:41:31] see?

[03:41:32] So try that.

[03:41:33] So now cue me.

[03:41:34] Can I hold Q?

[03:41:35] Yep.

[03:41:36] So you press E, hold Q, and do like that.

[03:41:38] Yes!

[03:41:39] Good!

[03:41:40] Do it again.

[03:41:41] Good, that's a combo.

[03:41:44] All right, so now, good.

[03:41:46] So let me show you what it means by damage reduction, okay?

[03:41:49] So stop doing stuff for a second.

[03:41:52] I'm gonna auto attack you.

[03:41:53] Look at how much damage I do, okay?

[03:41:56] Okay.

[03:41:57] Now I want you to press E and now, just press E,

[03:42:00] don't press again.

[03:42:01] You see how I'm doing way less damage?

[03:42:03] Yeah.

[03:42:04] It's because of the damage reduction.

[03:42:06] So if you were to go in for a fight

[03:42:08] and they would do 10,000 damage to you,

[03:42:10] Because your E is active, they only do like 4,500.

[03:42:15] You understand?

[03:42:17] Got it, got it, got it, got it.

[03:42:18] Okay, okay.

[03:42:19] So now, how you normally play Warwick, okay?

[03:42:23] In the late game.

[03:42:24] So now I want you to try something, okay?

[03:42:25] Stand back.

[03:42:27] Okay, now press W.

[03:42:31] You see that?

[03:42:33] Whoa.

[03:42:36] Yep, you see that?

[03:42:38] bro how long does this thing last for?

[03:42:41] So it lasts for eight seconds.

[03:42:43] So now, GenC, press W again, and then walk to me.

[03:42:46] What's the range on it, what's the range on it?

[03:42:47] You sit on your minimap, so hover over your W,

[03:42:50] and then- Holy shit, I see, that's insane.

[03:42:52] Yep.

[03:42:54] So now, GenC, how Warwick plays is you literally

[03:42:57] just fight to the death, okay?

[03:42:59] Now, the thing is that most of the time,

[03:43:02] when you're engaging team fights,

[03:43:04] so I wanna show you something, okay?

[03:43:06] Let's wait until your W stops. I want you to hover over your R, just hover over it.

[03:43:13] You see the range?

[03:43:14] The rest. Warwick leaps and huges the scale.

[03:43:17] Yep, I see the range.

[03:43:18] Okay, so now I want you to press it and then press your W and then hover over the range of your R.

[03:43:23] Press W, hover over the range.

[03:43:26] Wait, when I W, my range gets bigger.

[03:43:28] Yes, because the thing is that Warwick's alt range scales off of your movement speed.

[03:43:36] So the faster you are, the further away you can alt from.

[03:43:41] So I should always hit my other ship before I arm?

[03:43:43] Yes, so how it works is normally if you want to look to engage, you're going to press W

[03:43:48] for the movement speed, you're going to press E, and then you're just going to alt in.

[03:43:53] And what that does is it makes it so that then after your fear goes off too, so then

[03:43:57] Like you're going in and you're going crazy, you see what I mean?

[03:44:00] Yeah.

[03:44:01] So try that now.

[03:44:04] So EM and R, there you go.

[03:44:06] Nice!

[03:44:08] That's a combo, bro!

[03:44:11] Bro, I'm going to destroy people.

[03:44:13] I'm actually going to fucking destroy people.

[03:44:14] Yep.

[03:44:15] So how it works, so listen to me, OK?

[03:44:17] If you out someone with your E active,

[03:44:19] it instantly fears everyone around you.

[03:44:21] So it's not like you can hold onto your E fear.

[03:44:26] it automatically uses it.

[03:44:28] But that's why if you press E and then there's five people,

[03:44:30] then you can fear everybody around, you see?

[03:44:33] So when should I be using my E,

[03:44:35] only when I'm like under duress?

[03:44:37] Yes, so you use your E when you're fighting someone.

[03:44:40] Because imagine right now when you start fighting,

[03:44:43] if I use an ability that gives me damage reduction,

[03:44:45] who wins?

[03:44:48] You would win, you would win.

[03:44:49] Exactly, so that's why the Warwicks

[03:44:51] would always fuck you in the fucking ass

[03:44:53] when you're sitting there and you're playing against them,

[03:44:55] Cause they reduce your damage, then the lower they get, they heal more, and the lower you get, they get more attack speed.

[03:45:02] So how the fuck do you win, Jinxy?

[03:45:04] You don't, you just lose.

[03:45:05] You don't! So what's gonna happen when you get into a game now?

[03:45:09] I'm gonna go 27-0.

[03:45:11] That's what I fucking wanna hear.

[03:45:13] So no, Jinxy, Jinxy, are there any questions you wanna practice combos like before you're ready to go?

[03:45:20] Yeah, yeah, give me a good combo, like let's say I'm chasing you down.

[03:45:23] okay so let's say you're chasing me down what you do is you press E and then you

[03:45:28] hold Q because I'm gonna show you something crazy okay I want you to hold

[03:45:32] Q on me okay wait hold on yeah no no so do it again hold it did you set do it

[03:45:43] again yeah hold Q hold Q okay wait do it again like because the thing about it

[03:45:50] But it's when you hold Q if the enemy uses any abilities to escape. It's like hold Q

[03:45:57] Bro, I'm holding it. I'm tapping in and I'm holding Q. Okay, so let me show you what I mean, okay?

[03:46:02] The thing is that let's say right now. I were to hold Q on you, right? I go through you, okay? Like this

[03:46:08] Okay, but if you were to sit down and flash away my Q follows you

[03:46:13] So it means that if someone tries getting away from you and you hold Q then you actually just like follow them if they flash

[03:46:19] So I want you to try it like try flashing hold flash like press flash

[03:46:25] Okay, wait, wait, wait

[03:46:28] Wait, no

[03:46:30] Do you see that wow wait you like keep it with me what the fuck yes

[03:46:35] So that's how your Q hold works

[03:46:37] So that's why when you use your Q

[03:46:40] Unless you're just autoing them to death if you're chasing someone you always have to hold Q

[03:46:45] So it's practice press W and then just run at me and hold Q

[03:46:48] practice there you go nice again but remember hold it hold it nice so it's

[03:46:57] never let my finger off of it exactly you just go crazy because look what

[03:47:01] happens okay don't press any abilities if I press so now try running away from

[03:47:06] me okay no don't don't all the way hold on look so if I press EMI Q through you

[03:47:13] and then I fear you then you're running in the opposite direction so anybody that

[03:47:18] tries getting away from you they literally just can't get away from you

[03:47:21] they die do you see yeah okay so that's why the combo is you press E hold Q and

[03:47:28] then press E again try that

[03:47:33] no you press W there so it's E hold Q E again nice so now Jin see I don't want

[03:47:42] you to look at your keyboard when you do it because you should already know

[03:47:45] where the abilities are based off your fingers, okay? So I'm running just E hold Q E until

[03:47:50] becomes automatic. Now when I tap E that second time, should I keep holding Q or no? No, because

[03:47:59] it's the second that you go through them the first time, the ability is on cooldown now.

[03:48:03] So you just have to use it until you do it. So now hold Q on me. Look, I'm going to show you,

[03:48:07] I'm gonna show something cool just keep holding Q on me

[03:48:13] Yeah, keep holding Q like press Q and hold it press Q and hold it and then I'm holding it

[03:48:18] Look, you see how we're just like going around each other. Yeah. Yeah, my finger has a left Q though

[03:48:24] Like should I tap also? Do I have to tap on you?

[03:48:26] So I want you to turn off auto refresh cooldown

[03:48:28] So the first button I want you to click it because now we're gonna show what's like in a real game

[03:48:32] So when you press and hold Q you see how the abilities turn off auto refresh cooldown

[03:48:36] It's the first button the first button. Okay, so now look hold Q on me

[03:48:45] All right, my fingers on Q. Yep. So now you see how the ability song cool down

[03:48:49] Yeah, so that means that if you were to hold Q again, it wouldn't do anything like pressing and holding Q

[03:48:55] It only amplifies the Q ability. So it doesn't do anything outside of that. Do you understand?

[03:49:01] Yeah, I got you when you're saying holding Q though

[03:49:04] Like I'm imagining I just hold it but you're saying to hold it and then let go of it exactly yes

[03:49:09] So you hold it and you let go of it when you go through the person. Yeah, I e

[03:49:15] Try that go

[03:49:18] Okay, wait until your abilities are off cold on and then we're gonna try it again e q e remember it's simple

[03:49:24] You just e hold q on me e

[03:49:28] Yeah, tell me when you're ready

[03:49:30] go

[03:49:31] Nice

[03:49:33] All right easy you ready again try again. Oh, yeah, I got away from my cool down. Hold up. All right

[03:49:41] EQ yep do it

[03:49:45] Nice there you go, so now you're learning okay perfect perfect

[03:49:50] All right, so Jin see are you ready to take it into ranked now? Yes, bro?

[03:49:55] I'm gonna fucking drop 25 kills with this guy. You said it a throw in my ready

[03:50:00] Well, I'm gonna talk 25 kills with this guy. This guy's broken. Now, what does my W do again?

[03:50:04] Warwick can set champions below 50%. So, James, what I'm gonna want you to do now is walk into your jungle

[03:50:09] and I want you to just practice clearing with your basic abilities one time.

[03:50:15] So, it's literally just like brain dead easy, right? Because you remember how master you the way you clear is you like auto walk back, auto walk back, all that stuff?

[03:50:24] What we can see is the exact same, you just keep doing that, the only difference is that

[03:50:30] now sometimes you press Q, so you never want to hold Q on the jungle monsters, you only

[03:50:34] hold Q on champions.

[03:50:36] Okay, should I ever be W'ing or no?

[03:50:42] W'ing, not during your clears, your W is only good for ganking, because I want you to see

[03:50:48] how long the cooldown is.

[03:50:51] So most of the time should I, I know how long it is, it's like 40 seconds.

[03:50:54] So most of the time should I just be queuing and eating with Warwick?

[03:50:57] Yes, exactly.

[03:50:58] So my W is if somebody's low and I'm trying to gank them?

[03:51:03] Yep, exactly.

[03:51:05] Okay, so now, Jinxie.

[03:51:09] There are going to be two last videos that I'm going to want to show you, okay?

[03:51:14] So leave the game, and then we're going to watch these two videos to get you fucking

[03:51:19] excited are you ready yeah I'm ready I'm ready wait should I buy a skin on

[03:51:25] Warwick coach or no um I'm RPL gift you on which one do you want wait you're

[03:51:33] gonna give me a skin yeah I'm so much over which one you want thank you bro

[03:51:37] Um, is this like League Rizz?

[03:51:41] So I'm just trying to butter you up boy. Okay. Okay. Let me get um

[03:51:48] So you need a click word says skins so on the top thing instead of champion skins

[03:52:01] All right, all right these okay

[03:52:04] purple one warhound so I wanted to read the name of the third one just to read it

[03:52:13] old god warwick bro a lot of my chat saying hyena okay do you want to be a

[03:52:23] fucking crazy hyena then which one do you want it's whichever you want hyena

[03:52:28] All right, we'll do it done

[03:52:32] Bro, I like Warwick's voice lines. He's like

[03:52:35] Dude, he like listen, it's cuz he's got that fucking dog in him. Oh wait, I need to log into another county gift

[03:52:42] I haven't been friends. I'm gonna go P for why you gift for him. All right. Yeah, I got you W thoughts as man

[03:52:49] Okay, guys, I'm gonna be honest though, I genuinely think this might be his champion

[03:52:53] Because you know what I think the problem was with Mastery like truthfully

[03:52:58] I think the problem with Master Yi is the fact that it's like he would sit there as Yi and he would fucking like not be able to like

[03:53:08] Like go in and just fight whenever you know what I mean like he would sit there

[03:53:12] He would go in and it's like on Master Yi

[03:53:14] It's just kind of cancer because like you need to wait for the for the team to do shit

[03:53:18] But the thing about work is that we're kind of just like goes in and goes crazy on his own

[03:53:26] All right, give me a second

[03:53:28] Why don't you tell him about items?

[03:53:33] We'll get to it when it happens.

[03:53:36] First, it's just about mechanics and afterwards items.

[03:53:39] He said he wanted the old god one.

[03:53:42] Or a hyno.

[03:53:50] Alright, here we go.

[03:53:58] He shouldn't eat when he's doing clears though.

[03:54:07] I think it's fine, Loki.

[03:54:09] I think eating when you're doing clears in early stages is fine, just for reducing the

[03:54:14] damage that counts you, but I agree that in the mid game you shouldn't.

[03:54:20] Okay guys, now question, question.

[03:54:24] I buy more RP on my account and if he wins I give him another skin yes or no

[03:54:29] But he's not aware of it. So if he wins his first game on Warwick, he gets motivated with another skin

[03:54:34] Do we do it? Yes or no?

[03:54:39] Yes, okay

[03:54:46] Let's get this here

[03:54:51] All right, then if he wins this game

[03:54:54] He got another one

[03:55:07] Don't tell you ready

[03:55:12] Bro, yes, bro. I'm gonna fucking destroy everybody. Let's go. All right, then it's time for you to queue up

[03:55:18] I want to be verbally abused bro. All right

[03:55:22] You want to be verbally abused alright, we'll do it then yes, okay, so I want you to like I need verbal abuse

[03:55:27] So click on the the little notification at the top the top right

[03:55:33] Yep there click

[03:55:37] Thank you

[03:55:39] I'll end up liking Warwick more than you bro

[03:55:42] You never know you might honestly and the thing is that Warwick is also a lot better for you too because he can build

[03:55:49] tanky items so with the items that you build you can be able to actually fight

[03:55:54] more like the thing about mastery is that mastery is a champion where you need

[03:55:58] to wait for everyone to do kind of like the work for you and then you go in I'm

[03:56:07] looking at Warwick cinematic oh fuck that's what we were supposed to do okay

[03:56:12] Execute! No! Decline! Decline!

[03:56:17] Okay. Are you ready?

[03:56:18] Yep. Let's go. Let's watch.

[03:56:19] Are you ready?

[03:56:20] Let's do it.

[03:56:25] Here we go.

[03:56:28] My new champion!

[03:56:31] Oh, dude, this was a bad deal, man!

[03:56:33] Not open me!

[03:56:39] Let's wait!

[03:56:40] Over here!

[03:56:42] I

[03:56:51] See it

[03:57:12] Oh my god!

[03:57:42] Oh shit.

[03:57:52] Come on, come on!

[03:57:58] That was his W now?

[03:58:00] Yep.

[03:58:05] HOLY FUUUUCK!

[03:58:08] That's my new main, bro.

[03:58:09] That is my new fucking main.

[03:58:11] That is my new fucking main, bro. Are you ready?

[03:58:15] Yes

[03:58:18] All right, then let's fucking do it

[03:58:23] Chat first game as Warwick, I'm gonna drop 27 kills

[03:58:29] First game as Warwick, I'm gonna drop 27 kills bro dead ass

[03:58:33] Dude, why are you shooting so low? You're gonna drop a fucking pen to kill so now hover it

[03:58:38] Okay, so now listen Jinxie, I have good news for you. Yeah. Yes, daddy. So the thing

[03:58:45] who counters Warwick, who should I ban?

[03:58:47] Uh, Ben Ramas again, Ben Ramas is fine. Okay. Okay. So listen, the thing about it is that

[03:58:56] Warwick is a champion that doesn't need to go flash. So you know how there's a summoner

[03:59:02] spell called ghost that makes you run faster. If you're feeling a little brain

[03:59:09] dead then let's run ghost instead of flash that way you can go fucking crazier

[03:59:13] in the fights. All right lock it in. So you just click on the flash and then you

[03:59:23] just go ghost. So this is gonna be a lot easier for you because instead of

[03:59:31] just like roundly wasting flash since you don't really know what you said we

[03:59:34] can instead use ghosts so you can just fucking run!

[03:59:38] Hey people you understand?

[03:59:40] Rip their head off and murder them!

[03:59:44] Yes!

[03:59:45] Okay so equip the skin fast!

[03:59:49] Yeah!

[03:59:50] Yeah!

[03:59:51] Yeah!

[03:59:52] Okay now now Jynxie you're a fucking hyena this game so I want to hear your fucking

[03:59:59] Howl is it on now? It's on it's on but Jinxie you need to get in the mindset of the dog

[04:00:06] Let's go!

[04:00:08] Yes!

[04:00:10] Are you Jensie?

[04:00:12] Why's my cat saying GG Teemo GG?

[04:00:14] Does Teemo counter this motherfucker?

[04:00:16] So, you know how Borwick

[04:00:18] only has a little bit of a

[04:00:20] power-up?

[04:00:22] He's not a good guy!

[04:00:24] He's a good guy!

[04:00:26] He's a good guy!

[04:00:28] He's a good guy!

[04:00:30] He's a good guy!

[04:00:32] He's a good guy!

[04:00:34] So, you know how Warwick only auto attacks?

[04:00:37] Yes.

[04:00:38] So, Teemo has an ability that makes it so your autos do no damage.

[04:00:43] Okay, but didn't you say Teemo players are...

[04:00:47] Pedophiles, yes.

[04:00:48] Oh, yes, okay.

[04:00:49] So, that's why it's like...

[04:00:52] But the thing about Teemo players is after a long day of kidnapping local kids at the

[04:00:57] park, they get how many boot-up League of Legends and just lock that shit in the top

[04:01:01] lane.

[04:01:02] Okay, let's go.

[04:01:03] Let's go. Bro, are you fucking ready?

[04:01:05] Dante, are you ready?

[04:01:06] Are you ready?

[04:01:08] Dante!

[04:01:09] Are you ready?

[04:01:10] I'm ready!

[04:01:11] I am!

[04:01:11] I'm a warwick!

[04:01:13] I'm a warwick!

[04:01:15] I'm a warwick!

[04:01:16] I'm a warwick!

[04:01:18] I'm a warwick!

[04:01:20] I'm a warwick!

[04:01:21] Me now!

[04:01:22] Okay, Jyncy, I want you to bark for three seconds

[04:01:25] and then say nothing afterwards.

[04:01:27] Go!

[04:01:28] I'm a warwick!

[04:01:29] I'm a warwick!

[04:01:30] I'm a warwick!

[04:01:32] good boy

[04:01:43] okay so now by the blue smite good so what you're gonna do

[04:01:47] listen I'm okay I mean upgrade order is it QEW or QEQ

[04:01:51] what is it? No so yeah on your early clear you're gonna go

[04:01:54] QEQW so KeckW

[04:01:59] It's like Mastery Keck W

[04:02:02] Here we go first game in the war wicks y'all

[04:02:05] Wait actually have over your W. Maybe I fucked you up. Wait, let me see something

[04:02:09] My chat is saying QW

[04:02:13] No, I think it oh wait, I might have fucked you up actually wait hold on let me look up a three-minute warwick guide give me a second

[04:02:20] Roll this 20 seconds. What the fuck? No, I'll do it on the 8x speed give me a second

[04:02:25] Okay, okay, so I was actually wrong so we're gonna want to max W then Q then E

[04:02:33] Okay, we're good. So okay go Q W then we're gonna go Q W Q E, okay?

[04:02:41] Okay, all right

[04:02:44] My teammates at early top gank out out bait. Yeah, dude. We don't care your teammates a fucking NPC

[04:02:50] He can go fuck himself. No way. Okay. Listen, just kill it. Kill it's fine. Just just keep a blue buff and then oh, no

[04:03:03] Bro, what the fuck are you saying, bro?

[04:03:05] Why would I hit the blue buff? I'm getting killed because if you kill the blue buff then you get level 2

[04:03:10] And if you get level 2 you win the fight!

[04:03:16] I didn't know that because I'm no does a game!

[04:03:19] WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN?!

[04:03:22] Sorry, Daddy. You need to verbally abuse me more. Sorry.

[04:03:25] Okay, then. Okay, listen. I'm gonna make a song when I do you moan, okay?

[04:03:31] Okay.

[04:03:38] No, we're both gonna get banned.

[04:03:40] Alright, so now look, paper to boob up, and then second, you're gonna go for the gromp, okay?

[04:03:47] Alright, smite this.

[04:03:49] Good. So now level up your W. Good. And now just auto-attack. Auto-attack Q, good.

[04:03:58] This is good, this is good. So now just press Q, good. Okay, you remember, you

[04:04:07] never want to actually press W, okay? It was a miss and putt. It's okay. It was a miss and putt. You calm down.

[04:04:14] You're doing good. So now look you see all these

[04:04:22] Listen, so what we're gonna have to do is you're gonna have to look for the wolves. Do you see all these blood trails?

[04:04:29] Yes, okay. I want you to imagine you're a kinky motherfucker and all these blood trails are woman on their periods

[04:04:36] That's how

[04:04:38] What the fuck what the fuck what upgrade what upgrade I QQ just go Q. Oh no wait a W

[04:04:46] fuck okay listen you're so brain dead what the fuck no it's fine Max and Q is

[04:04:55] fine too don't worry don't worry okay listen now Jinxie we're gonna have to

[04:05:01] sit there and we're gonna have to look for the red into the Krugs now do you

[04:05:05] You know why it's important that you pay attention to the blood trails?

[04:05:12] Because it's, I'm like a shark.

[04:05:14] Yes, exactly.

[04:05:15] Yes.

[04:05:16] And what do sharks do in the ocean?

[04:05:19] They kill people because they bleed.

[04:05:21] Exactly.

[04:05:22] So that's why, Jamesy, the blood trails, they act for you as almost like an invitation

[04:05:28] to drone.

[04:05:29] Because if you see a blood trail going bot lane, then where are you going to want to

[04:05:33] look?

[04:05:34] Bot lane.

[04:05:35] Exactly, so that's why over here for example you see it going up. So where's the blood trail going?

[04:05:41] Man, no, it's going top cuz it's going up

[04:05:46] Me how what?

[04:05:49] Okay, E just upgrade your E and then go for the crab. So Jinxie, are you ready to fuck some shit up?

[04:05:56] Wait, but I thought I could only get bloodshot by doing W. I didn't do my W there

[04:05:59] How did I get a bloodshot?

[04:06:00] Because if they're below 50% HP it gives you one on them automatically so listen after this

[04:06:06] You're gonna walk mid drum mid drum mid something's happening. Okay. You're gonna fight this bitch to death

[04:06:11] So now just walk at her and auto her nice nice nice

[04:06:19] Okay, now hold Q hold Q hold Q e yes, yes

[04:06:27] No

[04:06:30] Sean did he come?

[04:06:32] Where did he come from?

[04:06:35] Bro this guy's such a good character though. I'm not gonna lie. Oh my god. Yes. Okay, so now look press P

[04:06:41] So now buy the TM at the TM at right there. Yep, and then

[04:06:46] Afterwards walk out of base now. Let me search up what the best warwick build this give me a second

[04:06:52] Bro, what type of fucking heck of a one trick the fuck are you you're searching up fucking videos?

[04:06:58] bro you're supposed to be a challenger level player bro dude no one plays this

[04:07:03] fucking champ no one plays him in high low okay so daddy does now yeah a big

[04:07:10] daddy's locking it in and he's locking it down yes bro that's all right so no

[04:07:15] slight so good okay so now Jin see you just bought an item that gives you

[04:07:21] something called an active so what an upgrade now before like before you go

[04:07:26] a tangent q q okay so now listen the thing about it is you have an active

[04:07:34] item okay an active item means that now you essentially get an extra ability so

[04:07:39] you see that little two on your on your thing wait go to the dragon watch the

[04:07:44] dragon now ignore everything I said watch the drag oh no it's not drag okay go

[04:07:48] for the rappers I should know it rock what

[04:07:51] what what what what what what what what

[04:07:57] okay fucking hot you're gonna get a

[04:07:59] kill soon okay so send finish these

[04:08:02] rappers and then walk bot get him

[04:08:05] besty besty besty and now just follow

[04:08:08] the trail

[04:08:09] get him

[04:08:13] okay bestie you got this keep fighting

[04:08:16] Okay, now keep chasing you hold you nice nice nice

[04:08:21] Okay, control our control and follow this other blood trail. You're gonna get another kill now jinxie wherever it is

[04:08:28] Okay, press on that bush press on that bush nice go press R

[04:08:35] Okay, hold Q oh

[04:08:39] My god

[04:08:42] I'm the greatest of all time. I'm the best warwick

[04:08:46] IN THIS GAME! I'M THE BEST!

[04:08:52] Whole...

[04:08:53] ...Lea-

[04:08:54] LET'S FUCKING GO!

[04:08:56] TO LET'S FUCKING DO THIS SHIT!

[04:08:59] Okay, so now right click the blade of the ruined king.

[04:09:03] I'm the ruined king.

[04:09:05] No, no, no, no, no, no. You're the king that causes ruination.

[04:09:11] I smell blood, and I will find it.

[04:09:16] Yep, that's they're gonna be you bro. That's they're gonna be you when you when you sense the period suits him

[04:09:27] Okay, okay Jesus

[04:09:33] Okay, so now look

[04:09:36] Okay, now Jinxie Jinxie listen

[04:09:39] So when you see these butt trails, you're always gonna want to like follow them on your screen, right?

[04:09:44] So like so I came for example have her where you think the butt trail is so that we can see like who's low

[04:09:51] Right

[04:09:52] Like where is it? It's there. Okay, so that person just lights now go for the wolves

[04:09:57] So go for the wolves the wolves

[04:09:59] So the way that you're actually gonna become a high-level warwick is because you're essentially just gonna follow these blood trails

[04:10:04] And they're gonna lead you to kills

[04:10:06] But it's gonna force you to get good map awareness

[04:10:09] Because now you need to actually sit there and you need to know if it's worth running for them, right?

[04:10:14] So I can for example run to the dragon

[04:10:18] And I'll jump over it don't over drive it control to control Q

[04:10:25] Okay, so everyone said so now clear your bot side so Jamesy what you're gonna do from now on right is

[04:10:31] Whenever you see a blood trail going somewhere

[04:10:33] You're gonna look at your mini map and if there's a fight going on or stuff like that

[04:10:37] You hover over it because you can legitimately get 20 kills a game with this shit. Okay?

[04:10:43] Okay, yes

[04:10:46] Listen a big daddy's about to turn you into the next fucking

[04:10:51] Dominator of this rank. Are you ready? Okay? Okay?

[04:10:54] Okay, it's so done

[04:10:57] So now play for the play for the red and sir Krugs

[04:11:03] I'm a warwick daddy. I like warwick. Hey, well listen

[04:11:11] All right, so now look practice practice practice

[04:11:14] So now hover top because if this is going upwards there, so now you see this OHP, but now look but go but go but go but go

[04:11:21] But because nobody's though. They're fighting right? Okay. You need this you want this go for it. Go for it

[04:11:28] Just keep chasing

[04:11:29] Okay, Joan, okay, so now push this in make sure you get that fucking cannon

[04:11:42] He said it too late, I'm not gonna accept that behavior don't ask all right. You're late if you're late

[04:11:48] I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna tower dive when he when he's 40% health

[04:11:52] You're well you can't like not like okay

[04:11:55] I'm sorry Papa.

[04:11:57] You got a problem with your student or what?

[04:12:00] Yeah I got a problem.

[04:12:02] You ran too many clothes to the classroom today.

[04:12:06] Okay, sorry.

[04:12:08] Now jump down and give me 20.

[04:12:12] No problem in the game.

[04:12:14] Alright, sorry.

[04:12:15] Okay, so now go for the grump and then afterwards you're going to go for the crab.

[04:12:20] So as Warwick what you can also do is you can smite early

[04:12:24] Because if you smite earlier then they go half HP earlier, which gives you more like faster clear

[04:12:34] All right, wait so smite earlier. Yeah, so you smile as your first and I'll hover mid hover mid

[04:12:39] What's happening with this blood trail, bro? What's happening with the blood trail? We don't know now

[04:12:44] Okay, go for the crab. Okay. Nice. Take these scrubs. This is free

[04:12:54] Nice, so at this stage of the game you don't actually want to use your e on monsters because you needed up for any fights

[04:13:02] Okay, press W and then run at him press W and run at this rat fuck nice now. Just run at him nice

[04:13:09] ah

[04:13:13] Okay now wanting to run to the rap business laughing is he

[04:13:20] Maybe

[04:13:22] Yeah, cuz he's a hyena so you're to that's what I was trying to explain earlier some items when you buy them

[04:13:30] They give you something called an active which is like an extra ability so press to

[04:13:37] Nice you see now it's on a 10-second cooldown so every 10 seconds you can press that for extra damage

[04:13:44] bro this guy's broken I'm sorry yep so now look for the crugs I should know what

[04:13:50] what what what what what what what what what what what what this is good so now

[04:13:54] drum bot we need to see what's happening I think it's just that oh my god this is

[04:13:59] your kill nice I am the one the one your son don't need a gun to get respect

[04:14:05] okay go to the ground go get enemy gromp enemy gromp yep go go go so now look

[04:14:12] for Vi. Run the hunt, but run the hunt. I heard that Vi doesn't have a tampon in today.

[04:14:17] Find her.

[04:14:18] Whoa, whoa, whoa, coach.

[04:14:19] Okay, dive bot! Dive bot! Dive bot! You got this shit. Go!

[04:14:26] Uh, okay, wait, your team's not here. Okay, wait, this might be bad.

[04:14:34] Just like what are you set like bro bro what like like no no no no a bro bro bro

[04:14:43] bro what like yo bro what the like what the legitimate fuck like legitimately

[04:14:48] what the actual fuck is firing in your brain to tell me to dive into a fucking

[04:14:52] tower legitimately you hit challenger you hit fucking challenger on what on

[04:14:58] what server fucking your neighborhood did you challenge your neighborhood what

[04:15:03] What the fuck are you telling me to do?

[04:15:05] Or do you actually break that?

[04:15:07] Why are you guys citing me?

[04:15:09] I didn't tell you to do anything there!

[04:15:11] I told you to recall and you fucking died the tower!

[04:15:14] You said you died, fuck!

[04:15:16] No I didn't!

[04:15:18] Yes you did!

[04:15:20] No I didn't!

[04:15:21] No, John Top!

[04:15:22] John Top!

[04:15:23] John Top!

[04:15:24] John Top!

[04:15:25] Top Top!

[04:15:26] Top!

[04:15:27] Go kill!

[04:15:28] Kill!

[04:15:29] Kill!

[04:15:30] I am the one the one the one the one the one don't need a gun to get respect upon

[04:15:36] the person who's under the face of self infamily my enemy your enemies okay back

[04:15:43] up back up back up back up back up why is he not dying why is he not dying listen

[04:15:48] listen your altars up in one second okay just whatever you clear your monsters

[04:15:53] just clear the monsters so do you know why he didn't die there why cuz when you

[04:15:58] ganked you didn't have your e because you wasted it on gromp and it's also

[04:16:03] because you didn't hold your q what I say about holding q when you go on

[04:16:06] champions sorry dad and slap me in my tight little ass you like that huh yeah

[04:16:13] yeah okay okay all right we're good now so now go for the blue and then well I

[04:16:28] I didn't mean to open it.

[04:16:30] God damn it!

[04:16:31] Okay, Joan top, Joan top, Joan top, Joan top, Joan top, Joan top.

[04:16:35] Oh my God, you could kill him.

[04:16:36] Okay, go top.

[04:16:37] It's time now.

[04:16:41] Go kill him.

[04:16:42] Remember this time, E hold Q, E.

[04:16:45] I want to see you do it perfectly or you're a piece of shit.

[04:16:50] Okay, back up.

[04:16:51] It's fucked.

[04:16:54] He flashed.

[04:16:55] It's fine, I got it flashed out.

[04:16:56] Yep, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.

[04:16:57] So now hold Q on one of the minions near Tower to escape.

[04:17:05] So why did I turn around there, Coach?

[04:17:06] Why did I- Coach, spank me again for turning around.

[04:17:09] I don't think you deserve it.

[04:17:11] So instead, this is what we're gonna do.

[04:17:13] Open your mouth.

[04:17:15] Ah...

[04:17:22] I deserve that spit.

[04:17:23] Okay.

[04:17:24] Now what do I buy, Coach?

[04:17:25] Okay, and you're gonna need to buy boots so buy buy the plates seal caps. Yeah

[04:17:33] All right now walk to the red buff

[04:17:37] Coach daddy smells blood daddy smells blood yep a I can smell the blood all the way from tampon strings

[04:17:44] Now walk straight to the bot lane

[04:17:48] You got this bro, this is all you love daddy smells blood

[04:17:52] Remember e hold Q e e hold Q e just come kill this guy

[04:17:59] Okay, no smite nice. This is good to Q Q Q nice nice

[04:18:22] You're a buy-on! I'm the maker of buy-on!

[04:18:26] Are you walking? I'm walking! Walking!

[04:18:28] We need to buy items. Okay, it's fine. It's too late now. Go for the red. Go for the red.

[04:18:33] Okay, so now listen. Listen, listen. That was good. But do you see now?

[04:18:36] Daddy smells blood again!

[04:18:39] Hey, listen. Daddy's feeling kinky today!

[04:18:46] So Jinx, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[04:18:51] I was a misclicked!

[04:18:52] Bro, you cannot be doing that three times!

[04:18:55] Open your mouth!

[04:18:57] Ah-ha-ah!

[04:18:58] Pfft! Pfft!

[04:18:59] Oh, oh!

[04:19:01] I deserve to spend, daddy.

[04:19:02] Alright, now bend over!

[04:19:04] Alright!

[04:19:05] Relax, little bitch!

[04:19:07] Alright!

[04:19:08] Dad!

[04:19:08] I'm sorry, I thought we were on the same page.

[04:19:11] Okay, so now go for the Raptors, and then afterwards go for the Wolves.

[04:19:16] Ah, daddy Warwick is running this lobby!

[04:19:19] Okay, look!

[04:19:20] Dude, go listen, if you smell blood, go for it, go for it!

[04:19:25] I don't smell, okay.

[04:19:28] Fuck it!

[04:19:29] Dude, we're doing blood-centric gameplay, walk bot!

[04:19:32] Walk bot, jump bot, walk bot, jump bot, jump bot!

[04:19:35] Okay, that means it's a Nautilus, that's all HP.

[04:19:39] Go for him. No! What are you doing? No!

[04:19:43] Sorry, sorry, Dabby.

[04:19:45] Okay, go for the smolder, go for the smolder.

[04:19:47] So now welcome to this world of press W press W press W and then go from press W W. Okay, nice

[04:19:53] Now run at him press D press D press D and then E hold Q E. All right, we fucked up. All right

[04:20:01] Let's back up. It's shocked now

[04:20:05] All right, so now let's go for the Krugs

[04:20:07] But see that's good because you're learning the mechanics though. This is about learning your limits

[04:20:13] Daddy what?

[04:20:15] You said there yeah, you did you were a really good boy for daddy there, but now listen

[04:20:21] Okay, okay. Yes daddy. Okay, listen now. We're gonna have to lock in okay, okay?

[04:20:27] Daddy take the dragon because daddy does what daddy wants. Yeah

[04:20:32] Hey listen good boys get dragon for daddy remember that okay? Yes, daddy

[04:20:37] Okay, now do not use your E. What your team is pinging maybe they want to fight walk up look on your mini-map

[04:20:42] They're fighting go go go

[04:20:53] You're gonna assist that's like I died

[04:21:00] Okay, Jinxie we have 20 seconds. I'm gonna put you in a choke hold make choking sounds

[04:21:07] So now this is what we're going to do.

[04:21:16] Buy the steel caps.

[04:21:18] And now after you get this, let's go for the 5th item.

[04:21:25] The thing that's like grey.

[04:21:26] Yep there you go.

[04:21:28] Okay now walk straight to your blue end and let's start farming.

[04:21:33] Start farming until your ult is up.

[04:21:34] top-to-bottom folk there let's go

[04:21:40] yeah and you had to win snow losses two days ago as well yep well sounds me like

[04:21:50] it's click so I only cue when I farm only queue yep exactly I can also if

[04:21:57] you ever have two smites up always use one on a camp look man look man look man

[04:22:02] Tronet, Tronet, Tronet, Tronet, Tronet, Tronet,

[04:22:05] yep, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

[04:22:07] Also you see on the camp there.

[04:22:11] It's fine, just back up.

[04:22:14] Why did you die?

[04:22:16] Because I didn't do a good job of troning.

[04:22:18] I didn't because I didn't do a good job of troning.

[04:22:19] And because you used your fucking E on a camp, bro,

[04:22:23] what did we talk about?

[04:22:25] Oh, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to.

[04:22:27] Oh my God, I'm sorry, I messed up again.

[04:22:31] You know what that means don't you yes, I bend over yes

[04:22:43] All right now go for your blue buff

[04:22:47] Should I buy Titanic Hydra? I have enough yep get it

[04:22:58] All right, so now listen

[04:23:01] What I'm gonna need you to do, okay, is blue to Krugs, understud?

[04:23:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:23:08] Now, what are we not gonna do on these jungle monsters?

[04:23:12] We're not gonna eat.

[04:23:13] Exactly.

[04:23:14] We're only going to...

[04:23:15] Cue.

[04:23:17] Alright, now go wolves.

[04:23:22] Okay, this is good.

[04:23:25] This is good.

[04:23:26] wait jingster you are you a male model what do you mean because you're looking

[04:23:34] good this game bro thank you bro I got you all right so now raptors and then

[04:23:41] well all 10 all 10 all this little dragon fuck guys okay so now hold you

[04:23:47] hold you perfect good all right now go for the crugs

[04:23:51] Shopped in my ear my W W it's Q W e okay

[04:24:01] Now I want you to all chat sorry that the load was that big I haven't busted in a week

[04:24:07] Nice. Alright. Who's a good boy? Me. Good. Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're

[04:24:26] going to look for the red and then afterwards we're going to see if we maybe look for something

[04:24:29] uh... bought side here

[04:24:34] this is good

[04:24:36] this is good

[04:24:38] now go in

[04:24:40] go in

[04:24:40] d d hold q

[04:24:43] remember pressure d pressure d you get faster if you press the d d

[04:24:48] okay q q q q q q q w

[04:24:52] smother smother w go

[04:24:58] Hey! Hey! Hey!

[04:25:02] I'm sorry! Oh my god! Sorry! Sorry!

[04:25:05] Sorry, sorry. I did good though, right? I did pretty good, I killed two.

[04:25:10] That was solid, that was solid, but it could have been a bit better.

[04:25:13] If you would have eq'd to eat, small there would be dead right now.

[04:25:17] Okay, bro, but this is easy.

[04:25:22] Brother, I'm telling you Warwick is way easier than Mastery.

[04:25:26] Yeah, no, I'm tired. It's brain dead, dude.

[04:25:28] You just jump on top, people. It's so fun. Oh my god.

[04:25:32] Exactly. Bro!

[04:25:34] What did I buy, kitten?

[04:25:35] Uh, next item, buy Spirit Visage.

[04:25:41] Bro, this guy is so good.

[04:25:44] Alright, so now we're gonna look for the Gromp here, okay?

[04:25:49] Gromp? Talked about it clear. We play on the dragon.

[04:25:53] I'm just a little T-mo over, bro. I wanna bend him over.

[04:25:55] No, Jinxie, let me ask you a question. Do you think the enemy team is into bc already?

[04:26:01] Probably not then why the fuck are they getting fucked by a dog this game?

[04:26:06] Cuz I'm the goat exactly now. Let me ask you a question

[04:26:11] Are you looking for someone that's into bc already?

[04:26:15] No, well that's gonna be hard cuz I'll be fucking with the goat. Oh

[04:26:21] Oh my god, that was hard all right now listen listen look towards mid

[04:26:28] Okay

[04:26:30] Right to this good then after this we're gonna look a mid or dragon so now wrappers and then dragon

[04:26:37] We always always see max qwe okay. Let me steal that all

[04:26:45] Okay now free Raptors

[04:26:50] now look go for the fight go for the fight go for the fight wait but let

[04:26:54] your Leona go in first remember dude it's like imagine you're saying on your

[04:26:58] war you never want to go in first let everyone else die before you it's the

[04:27:02] same thing with league let Leona walk in and die and then you just come in

[04:27:06] later it's better to let other people down than to be let down by others

[04:27:12] Remember that quote of the day

[04:27:20] Okay, now go to this teleport the second it goes through you're gonna go fucking crazy nice nice

[04:27:27] Okay, are oh wait, wait, maybe not maybe not maybe not wait let your team go in now

[04:27:33] R! R! R!

[04:27:36] Now go, Q, Q, Q, Q, NICE!

[04:27:40] Alright, you can chase the rat, fuck. Go for the dragon.

[04:27:43] You're gonna go dragon then baron. Go dragon then baron.

[04:27:52] Hey, Jinxie, let me ask you a question, though.

[04:27:55] Yeah, what's up?

[04:27:56] What the fuck do you think Hi-Vice is gonna say when you did 30k damage this game?

[04:28:01] game. I've never did 30k damage before. Yep, there you go. I found my guy, bro. I found my guy. I found my guy. I found my guy. Exactly. So now I solo Baron. Yeah,

[04:28:12] fuck it. Try one of you wanting it. I don't know if you can, but it'd be funny. Just start hitting it. Fuck it, dude. If it goes bad, it goes bad. It is what it is.

[04:28:26] Nice.

[04:28:31] This character is so fun!

[04:28:39] My god I love him!

[04:28:42] And do you see how impactful you are?

[04:28:45] Yes.

[04:28:46] Yes, so now recall so you can buy your item.

[04:28:51] Press P. Okay, now.

[04:28:57] Remember.

[04:28:58] Yep.

[04:28:59] Listen, the era of ye dead is over. It's time for war steam.

[04:29:06] Okay, can we think of another name after the game bro? Come on.

[04:29:09] Yeah, listen, I can do some work.

[04:29:14] Okay, so let's look for mid.

[04:29:18] Okay, now listen, what you can do is you can force a fight.

[04:29:21] If you press W and you are on him, you can insta kill him. Go. W and then are on him.

[04:29:25] Oh, so close.

[04:29:28] Okay, just go for the dragon.

[04:29:30] Or not the dragon, I mean, uh, yeah, find mid, mid, mid, mid, mid.

[04:29:34] Okay, back up, back up, your team's fucking you in the ass.

[04:29:36] Go on the team, kill the rat, fuck, okay?

[04:29:39] Nice, nice, nice, nice!

[04:29:41] Back up now, back up, back up.

[04:29:43] This is good, this is good, this is good.

[04:29:45] Okay, now, walk in the bot side jungle.

[04:29:48] Cause, oh no.

[04:29:50] Should I just recall?

[04:29:52] Yeah, you're gonna have to recall.

[04:29:54] Yeah, dude, it's sort of a fucking minefield.

[04:30:00] It's sort of like a minefield, dude.

[04:30:02] Run it down mid.

[04:30:05] Yep.

[04:30:06] Alright.

[04:30:07] So now you just run it down mid and you go crazy.

[04:30:11] I have my d and my 2 up.

[04:30:15] Uh, yep.

[04:30:16] Don't worry about your actives.

[04:30:18] For now, it's too much for you.

[04:30:19] So just pretend like you don't have any active abilities.

[04:30:23] Oh wait, okay, push in the wave first, and then when the wave is pushed in, that's when

[04:30:32] you go.

[04:30:33] Think of it like minion wave, okay wait, fight first.

[04:30:38] Wait, back up, back up.

[04:30:40] I have to recall again, I have no heals, what should I do?

[04:30:42] Just wait, bide your time.

[04:30:44] We're gonna look for the perfect angle of engage.

[04:30:46] Yeah, just run away, fuck this.

[04:30:48] Uh...walk top, walk top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top.

[04:30:52] Okay.

[04:30:53] So the reason why you're walking top is because you can't really do much mid, right?

[04:30:56] But if you go top, you can spot push top and knock down the turret.

[04:30:59] So let's do that.

[04:31:05] Nice.

[04:31:06] Nice.

[04:31:07] Keep going, keep going.

[04:31:08] No, no, keep going, keep going, keep going!

[04:31:09] You're not stopping.

[04:31:11] You're not stopping.

[04:31:13] Okay.

[04:31:16] Clear this, man, and wave, this is good.

[04:31:18] Right?

[04:31:19] Okay, now back up, back up.

[04:31:22] Run?

[04:31:23] Yep.

[04:31:24] So now you just back off.

[04:31:26] If the Vi chases you, you're going to fuck them up 1v3, but maybe you're going to die

[04:31:31] if you try that.

[04:31:32] So you know, let's not do that.

[04:31:33] Keep walking up, walk up again, walk up again, walk up again.

[04:31:36] Right now it's like you're edging them, Jinxie.

[04:31:38] Like you're not letting them get their nut off.

[04:31:40] Their nut is a kill on you.

[04:31:42] So when you're split pushing like this, you always want to edge them, make them chase you,

[04:31:46] them feel excited, but never give them release. Now go for the top, go for top

[04:31:50] tower, go for top tower. They're gonna fight mid. This is your time to shine,

[04:31:54] baby. Let's go.

[04:31:58] I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it. Yep, keep hitting it. Now back up, back up,

[04:32:01] back up. This is good. This is good, baby. Alright, so now clear them in in wave.

[04:32:10] Alright. Now you're gonna have to back up, back up, back up, all the way, all the

[04:32:16] So now walk to the vice red buff. See if maybe you can seal some of her shit, bro. This one. Yep

[04:32:25] Nice oh, that's a fucking red whoo, that sounds delicious to me, doesn't it? Oh

[04:32:31] Yeah, give me all that shit. All right, so now go kill the rat fuck top. No should I fuck Teemo and his tie-dac?

[04:32:38] Oh, yeah, did he wants you? Oh, Jinxie. Oh, Jinxie, please. Oh, no, Jinxie. Oh, Jinxie.

[04:32:45] GenC! GenC! Pressy, pressy, pressy, pressy!

[04:32:48] Oh GenC, my team is here! Ha ha ha! 41! 41!

[04:32:53] Keep running, keep running! Oh GenC, oh I really want you though!

[04:32:57] Oh GenC! Keep running, keep running, you got this, you got this.

[04:33:00] Okay, run away. Now turn on her! Turn on her!

[04:33:04] No GenC, please don't kill my teammate! Pressy! Nice! Nice!

[04:33:08] Okay, two! Close. That's good.

[04:33:13] Okay, so you turn there because I wasn't sure if the team would come but what you did there?

[04:33:18] James see it was something called the limit test

[04:33:20] So you're learning the limits of what it's possible for you to do which is gonna turn you into a much better player long term

[04:33:27] Okay, daddy limit test gotta gotta gotta get so now open P open P

[04:33:32] You're gonna buy deaths dance. So you see the last item on commonly built. I

[04:33:38] Want you to right-click it? Oh, yeah

[04:33:40] I get it in there just like that okay so now this is where you're gonna do okay

[04:33:47] you're gonna go for the red buff okay and then you're gonna take your red

[04:33:54] buff and you're gonna take your blue buff and then you're gonna fight mid I

[04:34:00] should know fuck it your team is fighting you gotta go with them box straight

[04:34:05] mid. Okay now when you get close to the smolder you're gonna press W now now now now now now now

[04:34:17] now and then R R now hold Q hold Q hold Q. Okay we Q on the Aurora. Nice! Okay walk up to him bro

[04:34:33] Why are you letting the subtle dragon not fuck?

[04:34:37] He's a fucking pussy

[04:34:41] Jynx you what do we do to fat pussies?

[04:34:44] We fuck um

[04:34:49] Okay, so now go for the barn barn free barn free barn free barn go

[04:34:59] All right

[04:35:01] God, I love this fucking game, oh my god.

[04:35:06] I'm just everywhere, I love Warwick, I'm fucking everywhere.

[04:35:09] Yes!

[04:35:10] Where the fuck is my team?

[04:35:11] Dude, it's like you're literally an exhibitionist the way you're fucking everywhere, does

[04:35:15] that make sense?

[04:35:16] What does that mean?

[04:35:17] It means that you like fuck people in like bathroom stalls and stuff.

[04:35:25] Use E on Baron?

[04:35:26] Ah, no, there's no point.

[04:35:27] Oh no.

[04:35:28] Okay, just go a while you got this

[04:35:41] Okay, okay, no no jinxie jinxie jinxie

[04:35:50] Okay, so now jinxie walk mid and then hold shot you are my urinal

[04:35:58] Okay, uh, okay, yep, okay, fight, fight, alright, okay, now, okay, now walk mid, and then type

[04:36:12] piss with like 50 s's.

[04:36:15] Alright, good, now, okay, there we go, perfect.

[04:36:19] Okay, so now what we need is we just seem to keep fighting mid.

[04:36:24] I'm gonna kill the whole team and end the game watch this you got this. I'm telling you bro

[04:36:34] Nice

[04:36:36] On him on him on him. Why would you let him run away from oh, I'm in this mother all right you got a run though

[04:36:43] Run, just run, yeah you gotta run, all right just run, limit test, limit test, oh my god

[04:36:55] that was good, no that was good though, that was good though, that was good though, that

[04:36:59] was good though bro, that was good though, limit test did you see that, bro, that was

[04:37:04] actually great, that was unironically great, you know what it's like where you just did,

[04:37:09] It's like it's like you're in the middle of a war and you see like some like random dead dude beside you

[04:37:15] So you like open the pin of a grenade put it in his mouth and then toss him into the enemy team like a rag doll

[04:37:21] It's like that's what you just did bro

[04:37:29] Nice, okay, so now press P and buy your death stands

[04:37:32] nice okay so now we're gonna walk it down mid because what do we do with the dog we walk it

[04:37:43] down right now I wanted to start twerking while you walk it down mid okay twerk while I walk it

[04:37:51] down are you sure yeah but only for like five seconds fast you gotta do it fast nice okay so

[04:37:58] now go for the red and then after it's go for the dragon this is good this is some good

[04:38:03] shit my cat is typing yeah well I mean it's on their fault have you seen how fat your

[04:38:10] ass is yes dude I'm not kidding you know what I would do if I would see you I don't want

[04:38:17] I don't even want to know.

[04:38:20] Alright, I got you.

[04:38:21] Alright, so now what are you going to do?

[04:38:23] Look on the dragon.

[04:38:25] Yep, just kill the dragon.

[04:38:31] Too close Aurora, you're too close for Daddy's comfort.

[04:38:34] Yep, that's true.

[04:38:35] Now go for this.

[04:38:36] Smite, smite, smite, smite, SMITE, SMITE!

[04:38:40] Okay, Jynxie.

[04:38:41] Daddy needs to kill.

[04:38:42] Yeah, well listen.

[04:38:43] Daddy doesn't care about objectives, Daddy wants kills.

[04:38:46] Okay, that's a good mentality that I have.

[04:38:49] Okay, so now push mid.

[04:38:56] Dad, he's walking it down now.

[04:39:00] Okay, you can probably end the game here.

[04:39:02] Now listen, W and then R on the smolder.

[04:39:05] You're W'ing for more range and then you R on him

[04:39:07] and you can kill him instantly.

[04:39:12] Yes, yes, yes!

[04:39:16] All right, you can't then go kill the top inhibitor, the top inhibitor, because you

[04:39:24] can't, no, no, no, that's bot, that's bot, you can't see, that's bot, top, top, top,

[04:39:30] yep, good.

[04:39:34] All right, so now walk back, walk back and recall, walk back and recall, walk back and

[04:39:44] recall I'd fuck it limit us no no no my don't limit us you have no mana run run

[04:39:50] run run

[04:39:58] coach I can't run if I'm literally just rooted and stuck and stunned and fuck

[04:40:03] the entire time listen listen yes daddy yes listen bro what is my damage gonna

[04:40:11] to be 60,000? Listen, GenC, if you die one more time, okay, we're gonna put you in a

[04:40:21] gimp suit and I-Vise is gonna become the next Morg Pi, do you understand? Okay. So that's

[04:40:30] why now, focus. You're gonna buy a Ruby Crystal and then go for the Elixir of Iron. Bro, English

[04:40:37] please okay by by the the red thing there's two red things are the second

[04:40:45] one you could just say the streak yeah that's all I want you by again anyways

[04:40:51] just walk mid

[04:40:59] where I think you can on the game here bro

[04:41:03] I want to end the game daddy.

[04:41:05] Okay so now listen, Jynxxy, pro tip, when you're going to win a game inflict as much mental damage as possible

[04:41:11] all you have to the enemy team, I was puking and shitting this whole game boi-ha-ha.

[04:41:26] No I don't attack the turrets.

[04:41:28] Perfect.

[04:41:33] Autotack turret?

[04:41:37] No, auto attack the Nexus.

[04:41:38] Ignore everything.

[04:41:39] Auto attack the Nexus.

[04:41:40] Auto attack the Nexus.

[04:41:41] No, you can see.

[04:41:42] Auto attack the Nexus.

[04:41:43] Did we just loot?

[04:41:44] Did we just sell?

[04:41:45] I don't think so.

[04:41:46] Did we just loot?

[04:41:49] Did we just sell?

[04:41:52] I don't think so.

[04:41:55] Okay.

[04:41:57] Wait.

[04:41:59] Wait, we just lost.

[04:42:03] No, you didn't.

[04:42:07] Your team is up in 35 seconds, oh.

[04:42:13] The enemy smolder just got a pentakill, but I'm telling you that's not a problem.

[04:42:18] How do I end sneak top or something?

[04:42:20] No, so this is a mistake that a lot of lo-lo players make, where they think that if they sneak top they end.

[04:42:26] But dude, you're winning teamfights. Just group med, you're gonna be fine, okay?

[04:42:33] Bro, I think we're gonna lose, I'm not even kidding.

[04:42:36] No, no, no, you're fine, trust.

[04:42:40] The music's getting intense, I think we're gonna lose.

[04:42:42] dude you're not gonna lose trust me you got this go med yes just wait for your

[04:42:54] team go to the bar and bar and bar and bar and bar and now bar now okay fight

[04:43:01] them fight them sure don't use your R though oh okay alright this is good nice

[04:43:07] Now walk mid, you have numbers, it's 5v4.

[04:43:15] This is free.

[04:43:17] This is free.

[04:43:18] It's 5v4.

[04:43:20] Wait for your team, Jingxi.

[04:43:21] Wait, no, back up, back up.

[04:43:23] Wait for your team.

[04:43:24] Daddy's horny.

[04:43:25] Listen, I know Daddy's horny, but I'm not wet yet, so you're gonna have to wait until you put it in, okay?

[04:43:30] Okay, okay.

[04:43:32] Alright.

[04:43:33] So look, right now, while you kill the minion waves, imagine it's like we're making out, right?

[04:43:37] and then oh wait now your team is all grouped up oh there's a bit of moisture down there

[04:43:42] so now jinxi go in you got this oh god okay everyone's lying oh it's a fucking minefield

[04:43:50] it's a fucking minefield okay back up and go for the dragon oh god okay they're unironically

[04:43:57] might be a chance you guys lose but maybe not maybe not just go for the dragon

[04:44:00] me how me how me how me how we're gonna lose we're gonna lose aren't we we're

[04:44:09] gonna lose an hour you're about to get the dragon soul you're fine

[04:44:20] Okay. Now, listen. Oh my God, yes. This is good. Okay. Now, what are you going to do?

[04:44:32] I'll tell him to smother. I'll tell him to smother! No! Oh, that's the noise. Okay, this

[04:44:38] is fine. This is still okay. Now, go on the smother. After him, go straight on the smother.

[04:44:44] Nice nice nice now smother smother

[04:44:48] E E E E

[04:44:51] Oh my god yes yes oh my god wait yes yes

[04:44:58] Go go win go end the game go end it

[04:45:03] They're all dead

[04:45:05] End the game end the game end the game

[04:45:07] It's not over yet though bro it's not over yet though

[04:45:10] Because playing against an enemy base

[04:45:12] when they have a Timo is literally like the Vietnam War dude like your team might get fucked by shrooms here

[04:45:18] So we're gonna have to be careful

[04:45:20] shroomed because Timo can place mushrooms that fuck up everything and I hope they can bro. I hope they can room

[04:45:29] That that was a fucking shroom

[04:45:35] Yeah

[04:45:37] How much damage that has to be on most damage ever it probably is most damage ever

[04:45:44] That has to be on most damage ever

[04:45:57] 37,000

[04:45:59] THOUSAND!

[04:46:01] Dude, let's go!

[04:46:04] Now let's see how much damage you took.

[04:46:07] Press the little button.

[04:46:09] Wow.

[04:46:11] Is that good or bad?

[04:46:13] Bro, you tanked to more than everyone in the entire game.

[04:46:16] Is that good or bad?

[04:46:20] That's good, bro.

[04:46:22] That means you were the fucking funliner.

[04:46:24] You were the man with the plan.

[04:46:26] Okay, so I did good. Bro, that's two wins in a row. Dodges!

[04:46:31] Okay, now Jensi. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[04:46:36] Wait, before you queue up. Wait, don't queue up yet.

[04:46:44] Okay. Okay.

[04:46:50] wait open that it's time for you to go okay okay let's go bro this guy is so

[04:47:04] fun I love just jumping on people's penises bro I love just jumping on

[04:47:09] people's dicks don't this this is my guy

[04:47:12] Jinzy start bouncing on your chair bounce right now

[04:47:19] I know

[04:47:25] Sorry, no, I listen my bad. I was actually getting a bit too into it there. I'm genuinely sorry. It's okay

[04:47:37] Okay, okay, there's a song that there's a song, okay

[04:47:42] Okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

[04:47:45] Bro I'm a fucking warwick god!

[04:47:48] Okay Jinxie let me just ask you one question.

[04:47:50] Are you ready to go to war?

[04:47:53] Yes yes yes!

[04:47:54] Okay, press that song.

[04:47:57] NOOOOOOOO!

[04:48:04] And I'll tell you when to put it louder okay.

[04:48:07] When I tell you you need to put it,

[04:48:09] 600% okay?

[04:48:12] Are you ready?

[04:48:27] Wait for it!

[04:48:28] Daddy, I'm gonna die!

[04:48:30] Wait!

[04:48:31] I'm gonna die!

[04:48:32] Wait!

[04:48:33] Hold!

[04:48:34] Hold!

[04:48:35] I'll tell you when you're allowed to.

[04:48:36] You better hold it until I give you permission.

[04:48:38] Am I a messiah?

[04:48:39] I'm holding it.

[04:48:40] I'm holding it.

[04:48:41] I'm holding it.

[04:48:42] Wait, just wait, wait, wait.

[04:48:46] It's going to be another minute or so, maybe 30 seconds.

[04:48:49] Fuck another minute!

[04:48:51] You can do it!

[04:48:59] Wait for it, Jason.

[04:49:04] I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.

[04:49:10] It's gonna happen soon! It's gonna happen soon!

[04:49:14] I'm loading it in!

[04:49:15] Wait!

[04:49:15] Tell me when I can not!

[04:49:17] Okay!

[04:49:17] I want it! I want it, Jinxie!

[04:49:19] I can't go faster just yet!

[04:49:21] Wait!

[04:49:24] Okay, wait.

[04:49:25] Okay.

[04:49:26] No, I need you to stabilize your breathing.

[04:49:28] I need you to think of things that don't turn you on.

[04:49:31] Wait for it.

[04:49:35] Okay.

[04:49:36] Jinxie.

[04:49:37] Jinxie.

[04:49:37] Your nut is going to be when you put this song up to 500% volume, so I want you to open up volume master right now

[04:49:44] And I'll tell you when to just crank the volume. Are you ready?

[04:49:49] Just keep it open

[04:49:54] Okay

[04:49:59] Okay, it is what it is just a nut okay wait for it. I'm gonna not I'm gonna let it wait for it wait for it

[04:50:07] Okay, I'll ask for jungle trade for jungle trade for jungle

[04:50:17] Okay, we're listening just so just listen

[04:50:37] type please oh god I would just like in more work lock and work and say please

[04:50:51] no you need a type in chat type please just like please

[04:51:07] Oh god

[04:51:13] Okay, Jensie close down to all the music now I'm gonna teach you how to get your role you need to shut the music off

[04:51:21] But find the tab where it is bro

[04:51:27] Check your second monitor check your second monitor

[04:51:30] It's not here. I don't know

[04:51:36] Okay, how do I get my okay link your stream link your stream you have streamer privilege

[04:51:43] Just link your jingsy stream and then be like yo, give me jungle

[04:51:53] Should I take top or no yeah, yeah, just take top and then say just keep typing please jungle

[04:52:00] Please jungle

[04:52:09] All this might be bad this might be bad Jeng see

[04:52:21] No, you can you actually can

[04:52:25] Okay, so Jeng see just nice cake jungle from them to start to walk in

[04:52:30] So listen, if it was a year ago, yes you could have, but nowadays you'd get banned if you

[04:52:38] did that.

[04:52:39] But do you understand now why I tell you that if some of these people were to die it would

[04:52:44] be better?

[04:52:48] Because think about it Jinxie, imagine this mouth fight wasn't alive, you'd be jungle

[04:52:53] right now.

[04:52:54] So what's worth more?

[04:52:55] His life?

[04:52:56] Or you jungling with Warwick?

[04:52:58] Answer me.

[04:52:59] Uh, uh, probably his life.

[04:53:01] WHAAAAANG!

[04:53:02] Get the notepad out!

[04:53:04] Okay, I find the notepad is out.

[04:53:06] What's up?

[04:53:07] Okay.

[04:53:08] No one's...

[04:53:09] Okay, listen.

[04:53:11] Your League teammates' lives do not matter if they are ruining your experience.

[04:53:18] Write that down.

[04:53:19] My teammate...what is it again?

[04:53:22] teammates' lives don't matter if they ruin your experience.

[04:53:31] Okay, now another note, I need you to also write down,

[04:53:35] my life matters more than the experience of my teammates

[04:53:40] because I am the main character.

[04:53:43] Okay. Everyone else is an NPC. Jinxie is king. If we were living in the 1300s, they would

[04:54:04] beat the peasants in my manner.

[04:54:07] Wow!

[04:54:08] What?

[04:54:09] Bro, come on!

[04:54:10] That's not even bad to say!

[04:54:15] Okay, listen, so this is what we're going to have to do.

[04:54:19] So, Jensy, Jensy, no.

[04:54:24] Wow, right.

[04:54:25] No, okay, look, go back in base.

[04:54:28] You need to buy Doran's play here to play in this game.

[04:54:32] go back in place by Doran's blade. Oh God. Press P by, yeah, the Doran's blade. Yep,

[04:54:39] there you go. Now walk top.

[04:54:41] Bro, I'm playing top with Warwick?

[04:54:44] Yep. So, it's gonna be fine. Just trust me, okay?

[04:54:51] Is my mouth like brain dead?

[04:54:55] Yes. Yes.

[04:54:58] Bro, are you even supposed to play Warwick top?

[04:55:01] can. You can. Most Warwick, one tricks, play him top lane. Now, I want to just walk up

[04:55:07] to the Morticizer and auto-attack him, and then Q on him. That's all you're going to

[04:55:12] do. Alright, just keep auto-attacking him. Don't stop. Alright. Ignite, and then Q. Ignite,

[04:55:21] Nice!

[04:55:23] Nice!

[04:55:25] That's so huge.

[04:55:27] That's so huge.

[04:55:29] What happened?

[04:55:31] No, just pushing the wave.

[04:55:33] Auto attack the minions and control W.

[04:55:35] Control W.

[04:55:37] Right?

[04:55:39] So now just auto attack all these minions.

[04:55:41] Yeah, just kill them.

[04:55:43] You knew kill them minions,

[04:55:45] but we can't do shit.

[04:55:47] He's a little bitch compared to you.

[04:55:49] Okay, now back up, back up, okay, now recall, so you're gonna back up and you're gonna press

[04:55:55] B. You should have done it in a bush, but it's fine, maybe you'll let's you get away

[04:55:59] with that.

[04:56:00] No, he won't, because he knows who Daddy is.

[04:56:03] That's true.

[04:56:04] Okay, so now press P, buy Kraken Slayer, right click the Kraken Slayer.

[04:56:08] Bro, hurry, hurry, hurry.

[04:56:10] I told you what to do.

[04:56:11] Okay, now go top.

[04:56:13] Bro, I'm Warwick top and I'm one and L, let's go to spot on a master class.

[04:56:17] Dude, I'm telling you this is literally the freest game of your entire fucking life right now. Do you understand?

[04:56:24] This is this is legit you. This is jitty against the law right now. Do you understand?

[04:56:30] Yep, yes. Okay. Wait what? Okay. So now listen just wait for this minion wave to push in

[04:56:38] Just no sit back sit back sit back you don't have to do anything right now

[04:56:43] Yep, control E

[04:56:47] Now wait, okay? Wait. Yep, it's fine. Listen, I'll teach you how to give the best top this

[04:56:56] game. So now, do not queue the minions, okay? Do not queue the minions. What you're gonna

[04:57:01] do is you're gonna, when your Q is up, you're gonna EQE. Okay, just back up from the minions.

[04:57:11] That's fine. Back up, back up. It's okay. Alright, so now just let it hit your turret.

[04:57:16] Nope, just back up. Yep, just back up all the way.

[04:57:23] Alright, auto the minion sound. Do not use your Q on them, because Warwick Top uses a lot of mana.

[04:57:29] Yep, walk up, walk up, walk up. Good. Control Q.

[04:57:37] Alright, now try to do it. So this time don't do E, like don't start off with E.

[04:57:43] What you're going to do is you're going to see if you can land your Q on him, right?

[04:57:46] So you're going to try to do a hold Q on him.

[04:57:50] Okay, Q the minion, Q the minion to heal a bit.

[04:57:56] Oh, okay, that works too.

[04:57:59] All right, now walk up, walk up.

[04:58:03] Now just Q the minion to heal, Q the minion to heal.

[04:58:06] This is good.

[04:58:07] Nice.

[04:58:08] Now keep autoing him.

[04:58:09] Auto him?

[04:58:10] No, no, no, not yet, not yet.

[04:58:12] We're going to wait until you're level 5.

[04:58:13] Okay now, control Q, control Q, press W, and then go bananas.

[04:58:24] Uh, backup.

[04:58:25] Yep, that's fine.

[04:58:28] Okay, never mind, just backup and recall, press B.

[04:58:33] How am I doing right now, sir?

[04:58:34] Well listen, is, are you want to know?

[04:58:37] Yep, what are you-

[04:58:37] Then you're fucking doing great, bro.

[04:58:38] This guy's getting shit on.

[04:58:40] sent out by the crackin good now what's up

[04:58:46] i'm telling you everyone is jealous of your magnificence this game

[04:58:51] thank you bros

[04:58:52] do you want me to teach you how to btfo hate watchers

[04:58:56] read a hate comment

[04:59:00] uh...

[04:59:01] thirteen at five minutes

[04:59:05] uh... i can read another one

[04:59:17] eqw

[04:59:18] nope just like a backup he's double six you don't want to fight now

[04:59:21] now you only fight the minions

[04:59:27] no no if you also you're fucked

[04:59:29] you do not want to walk up and stop using your q on the minions when you're

[04:59:31] full hp

[04:59:32] Look at your mana. Now you won't be able to fight ever.

[04:59:50] No, we do not do that.

[04:59:52] You cannot fight because you have no mana.

[04:59:54] Look at your mana, bro. You cannot use abilities when you have no mana.

[04:59:58] Okay, I can't.

[05:00:01] Think of it like, imagine your mana.

[05:00:03] Okay, think of it this way.

[05:00:04] Imagine your mana is your semen and your balls,

[05:00:07] and your abilities are when you bust nuts.

[05:00:10] What happens if you have no semen?

[05:00:12] You can't bust out of your nuts.

[05:00:14] Exactly.

[05:00:15] So, think of it like this.

[05:00:16] If you keep busting on the minions,

[05:00:19] then you can use it on the champions.

[05:00:20] Does that make sense?

[05:00:23] Is he in the bush?

[05:00:24] No, he's not. You're good.

[05:00:28] Oh god, oh god

[05:00:38] Okay, listen try to run away try to run away you cannot fight this dodge dodge the Lisa

[05:00:47] So now where's my jungler at exactly so now type in chat jungle gap

[05:00:51] So now you're going to buy the Kraken Slayer, so now right click Kraken Slayer, and then

[05:01:04] go back top.

[05:01:07] Now type again, your junglers are responded, so you haven't gotten under a skin, type trash

[05:01:12] jungle.

[05:01:15] Yep, perfect, good.

[05:01:20] So now you're going to type backyard vs amazon rainforest jungle gap.

[05:01:28] You sure?

[05:01:29] Should I be farming?

[05:01:30] No, you're not able to farm anyways so you might as well just use your time flaming the

[05:01:34] enemy and you're going to type backyard vs amazon rainforest.

[05:01:41] Okay, good. Alright, nice. Now do not use your Q on the minions.

[05:01:51] Wow, didn't get any gold. Jesus.

[05:02:00] It's okay, listen. The thing is, you can see that, like, laning doesn't matter. This game is like a filler game. So you watch one piece, right?

[05:02:07] yep so imagine every game you're out of

[05:02:10] flow that's like a filler game it's like

[05:02:12] a filler arc do you care about what

[05:02:14] happens in the filler arc no exactly so

[05:02:17] you might as well just spend your time

[05:02:18] antagonizing your teammates then actually

[05:02:20] trying to win the game okay I got it

[05:02:22] all right so now back up I got you I

[05:02:26] got you do you want to try fighting him

[05:02:36] just for the fuck of it yeah okay not yet though when this minion wave dies and

[05:02:42] it's back to even then you're gonna try fighting him to limit us okay nice you

[05:02:54] got one Q on the minion to heal

[05:02:58] Okay, walk to the grubbs, walk to the grubbs, walk to the grubbs, walk to the grubbs.

[05:03:06] Nice.

[05:03:07] Now, press W now, now, now, you're fighting, you're fighting, you're fighting!

[05:03:15] Go on and listen.

[05:03:16] Nice!

[05:03:17] Go on, go on, go on, ee, ee, ee, kill the bandwagon, nice!

[05:03:21] Get this to ignite, press F and Q, FQ, nice.

[05:03:26] Keep fighting.

[05:03:27] OH MY GOD!

[05:03:29] OH MY GOD!

[05:03:31] Alright.

[05:03:32] Let me get this fucking Scott. I don't give a fuck about anything.

[05:03:34] Yeah, dude. Listen. Bro. Bro.

[05:03:37] I might not be into shit, but I definitely have a Scott fetish. Does that make sense?

[05:03:41] Yep.

[05:03:42] Hey.

[05:03:43] I feel like I do less damage now.

[05:03:45] Um, yeah, it's because the thing is that little blue thing that you buy when you're a jungler,

[05:03:49] it doesn't, uh, you don't have it, so you do less damage to the monsters.

[05:03:53] So now recall.

[05:03:55] Recall.

[05:03:56] Bro, we're winning now because of that play.

[05:04:00] I'm so good.

[05:04:01] Okay, this is good.

[05:04:02] This is good.

[05:04:03] So now, Jinxie, while you're walking back to lane, you know how we were saying you have

[05:04:06] a scut fetish?

[05:04:07] I said thank god I'm here in the chat.

[05:04:10] Nice.

[05:04:11] Okay, now walk back by items.

[05:04:12] Walk back by items.

[05:04:13] And then I'll tell you what to do.

[05:04:14] So you know how we're- I'll do it in a type.

[05:04:16] Yep.

[05:04:17] So now, buy the Kraken Slayer.

[05:04:18] Okay, good.

[05:04:19] So now, walk back top.

[05:04:21] So you know how we were just saying you have a scut fetish?

[05:04:24] Yeah.

[05:04:25] I need you to make a sound, okay?

[05:04:29] Oh!

[05:04:32] Oh, oh my god.

[05:04:33] It's not, no, my bad, my bad.

[05:04:36] Okay.

[05:04:37] It's level nine.

[05:04:38] Yeah, no, I mean.

[05:04:38] Fight him?

[05:04:39] No, you don't have to fight me yet.

[05:04:40] Wait until your ult is up.

[05:04:41] Wait until your ult is up.

[05:04:46] Nice.

[05:04:48] Okay, almost perfect sessing.

[05:04:50] Almost perfect sessing.

[05:04:51] Kill the last minion.

[05:04:52] Nice!

[05:04:54] you're fucking beast but you haven't played this game before

[05:04:58] yes

[05:04:59] nice okay good

[05:05:01] uh... you know i want to see it

[05:05:03] i want to go crazy on him jing see

[05:05:05] i want you to fucking annihilate his holes

[05:05:07] nice

[05:05:08] nice press w press w e and then q w e

[05:05:11] nice e

[05:05:12] e

[05:05:14] okay your two is up in one second

[05:05:16] who's the fucking greatest

[05:05:28] there we go

[05:05:31] now one year to type

[05:05:33] i must be a prostitute

[05:05:35] the way at the top is gapped

[05:05:38] are you sure i could take that one of two leavens these days

[05:05:41] i had just recall it's not a good luck

[05:05:47] i mean the holy top gift

[05:05:51] dude

[05:05:52] i'm gonna say is great gary's dominating the fucking rift right now

[05:05:57] yo

[05:05:58] don't do that gary shit

[05:05:59] okay sorry sorry sorry

[05:06:01] okay

[05:06:02] log back you have eight hundred gold that you have eight hundred gold

[05:06:05] so don't just buy boots just buy tier one boots

[05:06:08] the the

[05:06:09] Whatever, just by just-

[05:06:10] There's two boots, dammit!

[05:06:11] Okay, I don't want to need to buy any of them, so click, left click on one of the boots.

[05:06:18] Okay, now left click on the little boots, yep.

[05:06:20] Okay, now walk up, so now open your shop again.

[05:06:26] Okay, now click on the boot.

[05:06:28] The boot?

[05:06:29] Left click on the small boot, yep.

[05:06:32] And then the one with the next exclamation mark, click on it.

[05:06:35] bro are you braindad? are you braindad? are you braindad? okay, what are you telling me

[05:06:43] to do? jingsy, jingsy, open your shop again, the one that's-

[05:06:47] fucking price, fuck this! top right! top right!

[05:06:54] okay now just fight, good, all right nice, get this

[05:07:05] Okay, now Jinxie, we're gonna role play me. I'm the Mordekaiser. You're the Warwick. Okay

[05:07:35] NO! Stop hitting me!

[05:07:37] AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!

[05:07:39] Pressy, pressy, pressy, pressy!

[05:07:41] Walk back, walk back! E! E and walk back, walk back!

[05:07:44] AHHHH! NO! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

[05:07:47] Okay, now fight! FIGHT! YOU GOT THIS!

[05:07:52] OH MY GOD!

[05:07:53] So low, so low!

[05:07:55] Oh my god.

[05:07:58] Bro.

[05:07:59] How sick was that?

[05:08:01] Oh my god, I could have ignited.

[05:08:03] What were we dying to ask there?

[05:08:04] If I would have ignited it's over.

[05:08:06] But see like listen do you know why it's good that you died there?

[05:08:19] Nice, oh good, nice. I like this so now buy the boots buy the boots buy the boots right quick.

[05:08:27] WHAT BOOTS?

[05:08:28] THE ONES THAT I MADE YOU FUCKING CLICK! WHAT HAPPENED?

[05:08:32] WHAT HOUTS GENCY?

[05:08:42] It's okay, so now listen.

[05:08:52] Okay, so this is where you're going to have to do now.

[05:08:54] Play for killing this top wave, and then after that, back up and wait in the bush.

[05:08:59] wait in the bush. It's about to be a JD bush. Does that make sense? Okay, now just sit in

[05:09:07] the bush and wait in the middle one. In the middle one. You're going to bait him. I need

[05:09:11] you to become the best master baiter of all time, Jerry. Are you ready?

[05:09:15] Yes, King.

[05:09:16] Okay, so now just sit in the bush and don't move. Now I want you to all chat. I'm AFKGG.

[05:09:24] Alright, now just wait. Wait. Wait. Yep, I know, just wait. Wait. Okay. No way I am!

[05:09:36] Best W! W! W and R! Nice! Nice! Nice! Hold Q! E! Hold Q! Alright. Keep it in! Keep it

[05:09:46] in! Nice! Walk out! Walk out! Good. Okay, now Q the minion so you don't die. Q the minion.

[05:09:53] Good run run run run run run, okay, uh, press

[05:10:06] Nice good, okay, so now what you're gonna do you're gonna buy blade of the rune king I

[05:10:14] Should know buy buy it. Yeah, uh, no don't mind that one. Fuck it buy the first one commonly built

[05:10:20] what like what this this yes okay now out of base you're gonna walk top again

[05:10:28] okay

[05:10:33] Jinx you go on a date with me no Tyler wait why do you ask you to go on a day

[05:10:41] with him doesn't he have two kids

[05:10:44] No, we're not tighter ones, somebody else!

[05:10:46] Okay, okay.

[05:10:48] Alright. Ready?

[05:10:49] Yep, let's do it.

[05:10:52] Play for the top.

[05:11:00] Alright, so now this we're gonna do.

[05:11:01] I want you to walk back, like near your turret, and type slash dance.

[05:11:06] Yep, just type slash dance and sit there and do nothing.

[05:11:09] Yep.

[05:11:11] Slash dance.

[05:11:14] now just say that what's the point of this coach because you're be emming so

[05:11:25] now he's gonna get baited into taking a bad fight imagine it's like Jinxie you

[05:11:29] sit there and like I walk into a room but you're there and you put this like

[05:11:34] red lace thong. That's what it's like when you do the slosh dance, okay. Yep, do it

[05:11:47] again. Good.

[05:11:52] Bro, I might actually be the best top laner in the world. Yep. No, you are. You're

[05:11:57] doing good. No, no, no, no, don't hit the minions, don't hit the minions. Just dance,

[05:12:00] Just ends. We don't care about minions, we want kills. Slash ends.

[05:12:07] Now Slash all, trash top.

[05:12:13] This is the best game in the world, but I don't even care.

[05:12:17] Okay, so now Jinxy, when he walks up to you to fight you, do not move, okay?

[05:12:22] I'm gonna want you to just press W, and then you're gonna go fucking crazy on him.

[05:12:26] No! No! No!

[05:12:28] Arr!

[05:12:28] Okay, hold Q.

[05:12:31] Ah, you just pressed it.

[05:12:34] Back up.

[05:12:35] Back up.

[05:12:36] Okay, wait.

[05:12:37] Okay, wait.

[05:12:38] Oh, okay.

[05:12:39] Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q.

[05:12:41] I'll press F, press F.

[05:12:43] Okay, back up.

[05:12:44] Okay, alright.

[05:12:45] Q.

[05:12:46] Okay.

[05:12:47] Hold Q on him and E. E. Okay.

[05:12:50] Back up, back up.

[05:12:51] Okay, this is good.

[05:12:52] This is good.

[05:12:53] This is good.

[05:12:54] Okay.

[05:12:55] Now, hold Q on him.

[05:12:56] You just hopped it again, okay.

[05:13:03] I'll charge, no, no, no, no, no, press escape, press escape.

[05:13:11] Dude, that was 100% your fault, by the way.

[05:13:16] But anyways, just type, you got lucky, you still suck.

[05:13:22] I just realized something, Dantez. What? What if this entire time that I harassed him,

[05:13:33] he doesn't even have all chat on? Well, now you're learning how to be a real

[05:13:38] league player, talking to yourself with the voices in your head. Okay, so now buy the

[05:13:42] the blazer and king. All right now watch straight bottom. I actually know, stay top.

[05:14:02] Now hot chat, jitty gets what jitty wants.

[05:14:12] Okay, so now listen fight him fight him. Oh

[05:14:21] No

[05:14:25] Why am I here?

[05:14:28] There's three people on me coach. Should I knock the shit out of you or what?

[05:14:33] Why am I here?

[05:14:35] Okay, so JNC JNC your bot lane just got an uncontested wave for that

[05:14:41] So think of it this way your team just got a hundred gold for free bots a hundred gold for free med

[05:14:46] So that means that now you're all at first coach

[05:14:50] No, I mean I'm gonna be honest a second. Let's see if you want it's fucked

[05:14:55] But this is good so now type in team chat Baron now

[05:15:07] Okay, well the baron's gone

[05:15:09] What happened they took it? Okay, you got this. That's a free kill top. Are you ready? Yep?

[05:15:18] Go just run at her

[05:15:27] Fuck okay, you can't get her you can't get her actually maybe you can not on my account

[05:15:32] All right, just clear the minion wave soon. You're gonna have to start grouping okay

[05:15:39] Alright, now the thing is about your build is that you're really good at split pushing but you're not as good at like team fighting because you're squishy.

[05:15:50] It's like Master Yi.

[05:15:52] Alright Kay.

[05:15:54] Okay now go top, kill the turrets.

[05:15:56] Kill them and then you can wave kill the turrets.

[05:16:06] Now go kill the turret.

[05:16:09] Now go for the next turret too kill the next minion wave go for the next turret go

[05:16:24] This is good, this is good now keep hitting keep going keep keep going

[05:16:30] All right nice going going head head head head

[05:16:33] Coach, I'm doing it, coach, I'm doing it, coach.

[05:16:40] Dude, this is called split pushing.

[05:16:42] So your team gets like pressure mid, which allows you to get free turrets top.

[05:16:47] You see that?

[05:16:48] Yeah, oh my god.

[05:16:51] Back up, run away now, run away.

[05:16:54] Press E and then R, wait, R, wait, E and then R, okay.

[05:16:59] I mean...

[05:17:00] Maybe stay a little fucking earlier!

[05:17:03] Okay listen, that's my bad!

[05:17:04] James, I'm bending over, do whatever you want to me!

[05:17:07] AAAAAAAAGH!

[05:17:09] Augh!

[05:17:10] Augh!

[05:17:11] Augh!

[05:17:12] Augh!

[05:17:13] Augh!

[05:17:15] Augh!

[05:17:16] Augh!

[05:17:17] Augh!

[05:17:18] Augh!

[05:17:19] Augh!

[05:17:21] I broke my camera, one second.

[05:17:23] Alright, that's fine.

[05:17:24] Wow, it costed a bad spot.

[05:17:27] Okay...

[05:17:28] Alright.

[05:17:29] So Jinx, listen. Baron or Dragon is up in 15 seconds.

[05:17:32] Okay?

[05:17:34] Rocks straight bot, you can probably kill the Mordekaiser.

[05:17:46] Level 16, dude, are you sure?

[05:17:48] Uh...

[05:17:50] Yeah, just back up.

[05:17:52] Kill the minions. If he walks up too far, Loki may be cut.

[05:17:55] Hold tab, let me look at his items.

[05:17:56] Okay, you probably don't win because you bought anti heal.

[05:18:02] Okay, so now listen, we're gonna have to start grouping soon.

[05:18:06] So walk mid.

[05:18:11] Walk mid?

[05:18:12] Nope.

[05:18:13] Yeah, we can do that too, that's good.

[05:18:19] Alright, nice, you just mod him.

[05:18:25] his Raptors too. He deserves us. Yep. Now, why don't you walk mid and type your welcome.

[05:18:39] Alright, now walk mid. Alright, it's time for you to fight with your team. Alright. Now

[05:18:46] All right, now just wait when they walk up you're gonna press W and go crazy, okay?

[05:18:57] On the board guys, you're going, oh, look at your team, your team is fighting, go, go,

[05:19:06] yep, go, go, you got this.

[05:19:09] Oh

[05:19:13] Okay, listen where the red dot is stay on top of the red dot. That's the morticizer you can kill him

[05:19:20] Okay, just wait the mind

[05:19:32] Bitch nice like a girl that's jay's kill baby. I good

[05:19:39] Okay.

[05:19:40] Now, James, I'm going to leave you alone for one minute while I piss.

[05:19:49] Just play with your team, okay, one second.

[05:19:51] Yes, good.

[05:19:52] How about a fucking fuck this pantheon of me ass?

[05:19:53] Come here, pantheon.

[05:19:54] How about a fucking fuck this pantheon of me ass?

[05:20:00] Come here pantheon.

[05:20:12] YES!

[05:20:54] Oh

[05:21:09] My god

[05:21:15] Okay

[05:21:16] Okay, this is good the bottom wave is coming in you can end the game with this menu wave hit the turrets hit the turrets

[05:21:22] I don't mind your team's retarded run away

[05:21:27] Why does that such a good kill done Tesla you're gone?

[05:21:31] Well, what even happened? I'm the greatest of all time

[05:21:35] Really?

[05:21:37] Bro, you got this

[05:21:52] Okay, on respawn we're gonna have to look for the baron, okay?

[05:21:59] I broke my camera.

[05:22:04] Dude, how does it always break?

[05:22:09] It's a piece of fucking shit.

[05:22:12] Chat, I never stop hitting, right?

[05:22:14] Never stop hitting.

[05:22:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:22:16] I never stop hitting.

[05:22:17] Everyone!

[05:22:18] All the Twitch primers, Jinxie needs a new cam!

[05:22:22] If you have a prime, we need you!

[05:22:27] Don't test, should I listen to any like speeches before I end this game or what do you think, King?

[05:22:32] Do you think you're ready for a hard south song?

[05:22:35] Yes, what should I buy for a massage?

[05:22:38] Yup, do it.

[05:22:40] Alright, give me a song, please.

[05:22:42] Yup, wait.

[05:23:14] Fuck all right GG. It's fucked

[05:23:20] No, that was actually insane wait, I don't think your team is signing the game bot. Okay, JNC put this song

[05:23:27] I just put for you in discord now

[05:23:44] Okay, go to the Baron after you re-call, okay?

[05:23:52] You need to go to the Baron now, you got this.

[05:23:58] This is your moment, Jamesy!

[05:24:04] Are you ready?

[05:24:06] Go mid, go mid, your team is fighting, it looks like they want to fight, be with them.

[05:24:21] Wait, Jhin see, you only go in when the beat drops, only when the beat drops, the beat is

[05:24:32] It's not dropping! Hit the barring!

[05:24:37] I'll tell you when! I'll tell you when!

[05:24:48] Okay?

[05:24:49] I'll tell you when!

[05:24:52] I'm mad!

[05:25:03] Mad!

[05:25:08] Mad!

[05:25:13] Kill him!

[05:25:23] Kill him!

[05:25:26] Okay.

[05:25:30] You guys got this.

[05:25:32] Okay.

[05:25:33] You're gonna have to back up.

[05:25:38] We need to wait for the second drop.

[05:25:40] That's pride, pride in the saving eye, the mighty prince of the ultimate warrior race!

[05:25:47] Now, Jensie, when this beat drops, I want you to start screaming and just running the fuck in!

[05:26:07] Go up, go up!

[05:26:10] No!

[05:26:12] Get!

[05:26:14] Free wins in a row!

[05:26:16] That's what I'm talking about!

[05:26:40] I'm the greatest warwick player in the history of fucking iron chapter you understand me?

[05:27:06] I want a game top.

[05:27:08] Miho, miho, miho, miho.

[05:27:10] I'm a jungler, y'all.

[05:27:12] I want a game top.

[05:27:14] I run this shit, bro.

[05:27:17] Let's play again.

[05:27:19] OK, now there's a lot at stake for this next game,

[05:27:23] because right now you're 90 LP, which

[05:27:25] means if you win this, you promote back into Iron II.

[05:27:30] There's no point standing around.

[05:27:32] You'll only be showered by more boulders.

[05:27:35] Ready your horses on the do-

[05:27:36] Let's go.

[05:27:37] Be honest.

[05:27:39] Are all of us...

[05:27:41] ...riding towards us?

[05:27:43] Yeah.

[05:27:43] Yes, we are.

[05:27:45] And since we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better...

[05:27:50] ...if we at least die fighting.

[05:27:52] I am.

[05:27:54] But wait...

[05:27:55] ...if we'll die anyway...

[05:27:57] ...then who cares what we do?

[05:27:59] We could just disobey your orders...

[05:28:01] ...and it wouldn't mean a thing, would it?

[05:28:03] Yes, you're precisely right.

[05:28:04] Everything that you thought had meaning every hope dream a moment of happiness

[05:28:10] This is for Iron 2. I need everybody the type I was here. It's not fucking sad.

[05:28:18] This is for Iron 2. They laughed in my face. They said I'd be Iron 4. They said I didn't even deserve Iron.

[05:28:29] Here we go!

[05:28:31] It's all come down to this moment, JC.

[05:28:36] They were not!

[05:28:38] They were not!

[05:28:39] Their memory serves as an example to us all!

[05:28:43] The courageous fallen, the anguish fallen, their lives have meaning because we, the living, refuse to forgive them!

[05:28:50] And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us!

[05:28:56] Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world!

[05:29:02] My soldiers push forward!

[05:29:04] My soldiers scream out!

[05:29:07] My soldiers rage!

[05:29:19] How ready are you right now?

[05:29:21] They said I was gonna go to Island 4.

[05:29:23] They laughed in my fucking face, over and over and over.

[05:29:31] They said I didn't even deserve iron, but now I'm coming to iron too, on a four-game winning streak.

[05:29:47] Tell me, young Luke, what brings you out this far?

[05:29:51] Jinxie there's something you have to understand

[05:29:55] Right now

[05:29:57] This isn't the time that you're gonna prove everyone wrong

[05:30:02] This is the first time that you're gonna prove everyone wrong

[05:30:08] Because it's gonna start with iron two

[05:30:11] Then it's gonna move on to iron one and after iron one Jinxie what's next?

[05:30:21] Bronze for and when you're bronzing see they're gonna say that you'll never make it to silver

[05:30:29] When you're silver, they'll say that you'll never make it to gold

[05:30:34] When you hit gold, they'll say that you don't deserve it

[05:30:39] And what are they gonna say when you hit platinum?

[05:30:43] They're gonna say that I'll never hit emerald

[05:30:51] And what are you gonna say James C when you hit diamond?

[05:30:57] And now I'm gonna hit masters!

[05:31:05] The best goddamn fucking warwick that the world has ever seen is coming for its throne.

[05:31:13] And I don't understand this. Even if you win, what have you won, Apollo?

[05:31:17] You can't win, Rock!

[05:31:19] Why can't you change your thinking, everybody?

[05:31:21] I can't change my thinking!

[05:31:23] This is for Iron Two!

[05:31:25] Stop everything you're doing!

[05:31:27] And type I was here in the chat!

[05:31:29] You can't change your thinking!

[05:31:31] You can't win, Rock!

[05:31:33] You can't change your thinking!

[05:31:35] It happens too fast!

[05:31:37] You can't go with what you are.

[05:31:39] You read the papers.

[05:31:41] Do you know what everybody says?

[05:31:43] It's suicide!

[05:31:45] You know how strong he is?

[05:31:47] You can't win!

[05:31:53] Come on!

[05:31:55] I am too!

[05:31:57] Here we come!

[05:31:59] This is your moment!

[05:32:01] By the boots my fast!

[05:32:03] And remember start W.

[05:32:06] You're gonna control W.

[05:32:08] Okay, that's fine.

[05:32:09] Alright, straight to the boot now. Let's go.

[05:32:15] Talk to me, Duncan! Talk to me!

[05:32:18] So listen to me, I'm listening to me good right now.

[05:32:20] This is what we're gonna do, okay?

[05:32:23] This is about you going as insane as you possibly can.

[05:32:29] We're gonna need you to go for the blue.

[05:32:31] And what's after the blue, Jainci? You know this.

[05:32:37] Drop! Drop! Drop! Drop! Drop!

[05:32:39] Listen. We're getting excited.

[05:32:42] But remember, you need to sit there and first and foremost, you need to be calculated.

[05:32:49] Yes, sir. Always. Always.

[05:32:51] You see my ward for the invade?

[05:32:53] I see it, bro. I see it. That's how I know you're locked in.

[05:33:01] Now, after the blue, we're going to have to go for the Gromp, okay?

[05:33:05] Control W. Let's go. Do not press it. Remember when we're clearing, we don't press it.

[05:33:11] Now it's the free grump.

[05:33:30] Alright, now you're gonna play on the wolves.

[05:33:34] Talk to me, coach!

[05:33:35] After the wolves! After the wolves! Listen!

[05:33:37] It's gonna be ropers, red crugs,

[05:33:40] Jinxie, you know what to do. I'm nearly your guide, but you know deep down what there is to do.

[05:33:49] Let's go. Three wolves and then wrappers. Now, one you just now remember, when you see a blood

[05:33:56] scent, what do you do? Drop. Exactly. But it's bought. Okay. So now play for your wrappers.

[05:34:04] Just finish your full clear. We don't want to risk looking for any gang right now. We need to keep

[05:34:09] but safe, smart, and consistent.

[05:34:11] I have a motivational playlist queuing right now!

[05:34:13] I have a motivational playlist queuing!

[05:34:15] That's good! That's good!

[05:34:19] Now here's no tomorrow!

[05:34:20] Come on Rock! What's wrong with you man?

[05:34:23] What's wrong with you Rock?

[05:34:25] Alright, so now we're gonna play for the red.

[05:34:29] After the red it's gonna be the Krugs, okay?

[05:34:35] Alright?

[05:34:36] Yes.

[05:34:37] After the Krugs, what are we gonna do to make sure it's a jungle death? Talk to me

[05:34:41] Scott Scott Scott Scott yes, good. Yes

[05:34:46] You're learning. This is exactly what you're doing now

[05:34:49] I want you to keep joining bot because what if there's a better play bot?

[05:34:52] We need to know where the best play is so now walk to the scuttle and then drone bot QWE

[05:34:59] what you go for the Morgana you got this press the press the end run at her

[05:35:04] press the end run at her press D D D okay it's too late now it's too late

[05:35:11] okay folks folks folks sorry it's okay listen just walk man walk man walk man

[05:35:18] walk man okay top crab don't I believe in you bro okay ignore this now fight

[05:35:28] her. Press E, nice. Recast, E, E, and just auto! You got it! Run, run, run. This is good!

[05:35:39] Top crab, top crab, top crab. No, no, crab! And now while you're doing this,

[05:35:44] Janksy, I want you to drone top, drone top.

[05:35:51] Okay, you're gonna look for a top dive here, run top now. But you're gonna need the minions to be

[05:35:57] be under tower. Ping your Garand. Ping for help.

[05:36:27] you

[05:36:57] you

[05:37:27] you

[05:37:57] you

[05:38:27] you

[05:38:57] Okay, so now listen what we're gonna do is you're gonna get the blue buff after you get the blue buff

[05:39:18] You're going to invade the red buff. I know it's a crazy play, but I think it's what we need right now

[05:39:25] Am I under said your team needs somebody to believe in and that's gonna be you know

[05:39:31] It's blew it into the enemy red blue enemy red blue enemy red go now. Yes, coach. Yes, coach. Yes, go

[05:39:39] Control our

[05:39:43] Now listen when the shavon is there you're not gonna instantly alt okay, you're gonna chew on her with e

[05:39:50] Okay, do this. Do not use your buddies. Ward the bush. The bush up there where she could

[05:39:56] enter from. Up there at the bush. Which bush? Which bush? The one where she could enter

[05:40:01] from. Not the one next to you. Okay, now go on her. Smite it? Good. Now fight her. Press

[05:40:06] D? Press D? You're gonna need the movement speed. And enough for its Q. Just keep fighting.

[05:40:10] Keep fighting. Keep fighting. Keep fighting. Keep fighting. Your Q's up in one second.

[05:40:14] Keep fighting. Keep fighting. Yes! Okay, now you need the wrapper. Go top, top, top. Run

[05:40:19] Run top, run top, run top, top, top, top, top, top.

[05:40:24] Okay, just go.

[05:40:25] No, no, no, do you run through there?

[05:40:26] Yes, right there, right there.

[05:40:28] Follow the bloodsand.

[05:40:29] E, hold Q, E.

[05:40:32] Nice!

[05:40:33] Okay, now back up.

[05:40:36] That's fine, that's fine.

[05:40:37] Now you're gonna right click the blade of the run king,

[05:40:39] okay?

[05:40:40] Can somebody get a mother fucking kill?

[05:40:43] This is my Iron Two game!

[05:40:45] Jynxy, what the fuck?

[05:40:47] This is what you want, bro. Right is saying that if you want this, it's up to you, Jinxie.

[05:40:53] Are you gonna rise to the occasion?

[05:40:55] Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[05:40:57] Walk, walk, bot, bot, bot, bot.

[05:41:01] This is your moment, and if you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.

[05:41:05] This is Jinxie against the fucking world.

[05:41:08] I won't fail you.

[05:41:09] Okay.

[05:41:11] Jinxie, don't fail all the people that bleedin' you.

[05:41:13] you just run at him run at him okay take the minion wave take the entire

[05:41:24] minion wave and then just clear crugs upwards now just clear the minion wave

[05:41:32] Bought to top. Krugs all the way up to Gromp, okay? Go.

[05:41:48] All right, so now listen. We're looking for the Krugs. After the Krugs, it's red

[05:41:54] Raptors, rest of the topside, okay? Keep it safe, keep it consistent. If we see a blood scent,

[05:42:00] maybe we look for a kill but for now we ignore okay yes master

[05:42:09] all right raptors iron two here we come yep one step at a time step at a time

[05:42:16] w always max my w before my a yes qwe now one in your own minute

[05:42:22] John med what's happening mid what's happening what's happening but John

[05:42:25] John bot, John bot, John bot.

[05:42:27] Okay.

[05:42:28] Fuck it, let's hook bot, let's hook bot.

[05:42:30] Kill the last little monster running at you.

[05:42:32] No.

[05:42:33] Ah, no man, let's fuck.

[05:42:34] Go bot, shade bot.

[05:42:35] You ready for this?

[05:42:36] Yes, go bot, go bot, right click bot.

[05:42:38] And now, Joan.

[05:42:39] Joan.

[05:42:40] Okay.

[05:42:41] This is 1v2, it's your moment, okay?

[05:42:44] You're gonna run, don't R, don't R right away.

[05:42:46] Go on the bars, the bars, the bars, the bars, the bars.

[05:42:48] With your E?

[05:42:49] Okay.

[05:42:50] E again, E, E, E.

[05:42:52] Okay, just R.

[05:42:53] R.

[05:42:54] What's up, what's up, why am I here?

[05:42:58] Because you didn't eat instantly, if you would have eaten instantly, you would have gotten the double kill, but it's fine.

[05:43:04] Just buy your brethren king.

[05:43:06] It's fine, it's fine, just buy the brethren king.

[05:43:09] No, it's not, my team has zero kills.

[05:43:12] Zero kills!

[05:43:14] You got this!

[05:43:16] You got this!

[05:43:18] I know, but you got it!

[05:43:20] They're losing every lane!

[05:43:22] Everybody jinxie jinxie right now. It's like the plane is crashing and instead of you grabbing the wheel and saying

[05:43:29] I will see us the safety you're running around screaming. We're all gonna die

[05:43:34] Do you think that's gonna help jinxie? Do you think that's gonna help?

[05:43:40] Yes, try for it try for kill on set

[05:43:43] They've been gone him

[05:43:45] Oh god.

[05:43:47] Drone top!

[05:43:49] Go! Kill him!

[05:43:51] E! E! E! E! E! E! E!

[05:43:54] Nice! Good!

[05:43:56] Now go for the gromp, you got this.

[05:43:58] I'm good.

[05:44:00] I feel the gromp, it's hopped about full clear, you got it.

[05:44:04] I know you.

[05:44:06] I'm just glad you're here.

[05:44:08] Okay.

[05:44:09] At the end.

[05:44:10] Now I'll punch you!

[05:44:12] I'll punch you in the face!

[05:44:14] I'm not! I'm not!

[05:44:16] Stop fucking eating!

[05:44:17] I swear to God I'm not! I swear to God I'm not!

[05:44:20] I'm not! I'm not! I'm literally not!

[05:44:23] I'm not!

[05:44:25] He didn't do bad words.

[05:44:27] Okay.

[05:44:28] KWQ, why?

[05:44:29] Q. Q. Q.

[05:44:31] It's my Iron Q game.

[05:44:32] Take it serious!

[05:44:34] You are weakness, folly, failure.

[05:44:37] Okay.

[05:44:38] Go for your Krugs. You can all look for fights right now.

[05:44:41] After you take these Krugs-

[05:44:42] Listen to Yoda! Listen to Yoda!

[05:44:43] I'm listening.

[05:44:47] Now after these crugs, push bot.

[05:44:55] You got this.

[05:44:56] I'm telling you, you got this.

[05:45:00] Now kill all these minions.

[05:45:06] Now kill the next minion wave as well.

[05:45:09] Keep going.

[05:45:10] You're going to split push here.

[05:45:11] You can't group with your team, they're disabled. It's you against the world. We need all the resources possible so you can't carry.

[05:45:20] I'll never take you outside.

[05:45:23] You got this, bro. Now kill the minion wave and then afterwards go for the turrets. Kill the turrets.

[05:45:28] I am a Jedi.

[05:45:30] Joan mid? Joan mid? Why you have the turret? Joan mid.

[05:45:34] Run mid, run mid, run mid, run mid, run mid, run mid.

[05:45:38] Right click on the minimap and then Joan.

[05:45:40] yes good this looks good okay you got this you're gonna want to leave with

[05:45:46] your art also on someone else OHP yes alt nice good II okay that's okay it's

[05:45:55] one for one that's fine so now look press P

[05:46:03] press P by the merge threads now your next item is gonna be thy titanic

[05:46:08] Hydra do you remember what it looks like W

[05:46:13] So now right-click on the Titanic Hydra you sub 900 gold spend more of it

[05:46:19] We'll do it soon for now by your Titanic Hydra and run straight to the blue buff

[05:46:32] Okay

[05:46:35] So now here okay

[05:46:38] Drone top while you fight the blue buff.

[05:46:42] Okay, go to the gromp. The gromp. The gromp. This is good.

[05:46:50] Okay, you have to run. This is fucked. Nice, run away, run away, run away.

[05:46:54] Run away, keep running, keep running, keep running. This is good. Run, run, run, run.

[05:46:58] Okay. Now, right click on your raptors.

[05:47:02] Right click on your raptors. Go find your bot side.

[05:47:06] No, no, no, your Raptors, yes.

[05:47:09] Raptors.

[05:47:13] You can't go mid, you can't go mid, you don't have ult.

[05:47:16] Okay, now go for your Raptors, then after that you're gonna play for your red and then your Krugs.

[05:47:25] Okay, go shitbot, go shitbot, shitbot, bot, bot, bot, kill that Varus, just kill him.

[05:47:30] Now remember, I want to see you E, hold Q E, practice it here.

[05:47:36] okay uh smite press f and then r r r okay q q good that's perfect big shut down get the bot

[05:47:47] wave get the bot wave now after this you're going to take the next minion wave bot the next minion

[05:47:51] wave minion wave minion wave minion wave minion wave that's fine to whatever okay go for the

[05:47:56] plugs and then go for the red okay the red the red you got this but you're

[05:48:05] doing great walk me walk me walk me walk me walk me walk me walk me walk me

[05:48:08] okay now run and you got it you got this and then hold Q okay she thought

[05:48:15] she's fine back up so now go on the shavon of the shavon of the shavon press

[05:48:20] E again and then Q. E? E? Nice! NIIIIICE!

[05:48:24] Okay now go to the reset. Recall. Backup, recall. Backup, recall. Backup, recall.

[05:48:29] Okay this is great. You're doing good bro.

[05:48:31] I'M THE BRAINEST!

[05:48:33] You're the fucking greatest.

[05:48:34] IN THE FUCKING WORLD!

[05:48:35] This is good.

[05:48:36] AND EVERYTHING I DO!

[05:48:38] Buy titanic hydra and then afterwards I want you to buy the spurt massage.

[05:48:42] Okay no no you're gonna go red buff and then you're gonna go for the dragon.

[05:48:46] Red buff dragon. Okay?

[05:48:50] you

[05:49:20] you

[05:49:50] you

[05:50:20] you

[05:50:50] you

[05:51:20] you

[05:51:50] You can't fight this just in the queue II nice II II press D you want movement speed out

[05:52:07] This is good. No D. I want to run at her. I want to run at her James C. Okay, wait, wait,

[05:52:12] okay now back up back up wait for your team to be in position walk back up walk back up

[05:52:19] Okay, back up, go bot, go straight bot in here, you can try fighting, press E, E again,

[05:52:28] yes, yes, yes, okay now go bot, bot, bot, bot, you got this, it's free, I want you to

[05:52:34] walk straight bot, the bot is still pushing bot, it's another free kill for you, control

[05:52:38] E, control E, good, I want you to press W, see if you can sense him, press W, press

[05:52:44] WC if you're okay now run to that blood trail good

[05:52:48] run to it

[05:52:49] Good E and then hold Q

[05:52:52] Okay, so it's fine. Hold Q nice now auto attack him to death. You got this. No, this is good

[05:52:58] This is good nice very good very good. So they're gonna take this okay. I want you to recall you're gonna recall

[05:53:04] I wanted a whole time

[05:53:06] You got this

[05:53:08] I believe in you

[05:53:10] Listen, focus, hold up, show me their team, show me their team.

[05:53:14] You're gonna buy Sterak's Gage as your next item, Streaks, the third one.

[05:53:19] Now walk straight to the blue, talk to Bart Folkler, you're looking on the dragon, let's go bro.

[05:53:24] Come on! My birth 1v9!

[05:53:28] It's you against the fucking world, James C. It's you against the world, but the world needs you to focus right now.

[05:53:33] It needs you to focus, so come on. I know you're feeling the excitement, but you need to temper it.

[05:53:39] Only allow yourself to feel that once you see the victory screen, and then we'll celebrate top to bad folk here

[05:53:44] We're gonna look on the dragon. Okay

[05:53:47] Now look on this set wait wait

[05:53:50] Walked up walked up walk up top top top top you can get a kill here after this kill. We're gonna look for the Baron

[05:53:56] Okay, press w can press w make him run at him press w run nice

[05:54:03] Good

[05:54:05] This is good. Okay. Good. Good. Now. I want you to go to your wolves to your books

[05:54:10] You can't doubt you can't barge here. You're gonna die for your wolves

[05:54:15] You got this

[05:54:17] It's well

[05:54:19] Well, I'm telling you right now. I'm

[05:54:22] Honestly amazed what you're doing is something that I don't think anybody thought that you could do except one person and that person

[05:54:29] Is you because you're believing in yourself

[05:54:31] So I want you to walk mid-jinks and I want you to keep believing you have what it takes

[05:54:35] Don't lose faith walk back. You don't want to walk up. You don't have balls

[05:54:38] You don't want to fight unless you have balls walk to your red buff to your red now the enemy team could take the dragon

[05:54:43] I don't think we can fight it

[05:54:45] Because you don't have balls walk to your crugs to your crugs

[05:54:48] Now I wanted to ping on the dragon. Maybe your team can check it

[05:54:53] Okay, now walk what's it walk to the uh, yep, what's the dragon?

[05:54:57] I want you to ward over the pits ward inside the dragon pit

[05:55:00] So walk up to him and press four inside. You need to walk to the edge though.

[05:55:04] Walk to the edge. Okay, can you can you smite still this?

[05:55:07] It's when we could smite still this.

[05:55:10] Smite still? Close. It's okay. Back up. Back up. No, we don't want to fight.

[05:55:15] This is fine. Just run. It's okay. Walk up. Look to regroup with your team on the

[05:55:20] minimap. Look where they're fighting. Regroup. Now run up. Run up. This is good.

[05:55:23] This is what we want to see. So now back up. Back up a bit. Back up a bit.

[05:55:27] Because you want to give your team time to walk and you don't want to go in one

[05:55:30] before else you lose give them time you're baiting right now you're baiting

[05:55:34] okay now press E press E E E again and then R R R can you are nice now Q Q

[05:55:41] instantly okay they're winning though they're doing a GenC they're doing it

[05:55:48] kill Baris yes yes okay now we're gonna want to right click on the streets again

[05:55:55] okay the streets the item we're buying the item right now we got to get this

[05:55:58] Okay, so now here on our respawn, okay, we're gonna want to make sure they don't baron but we could actually maybe

[05:56:06] Sneak it so when you start spam pinging baron and I want to type baron now

[05:56:10] I think this is your best play. I would make this call if I was in your game

[05:56:17] Now when you're spam ping it spam ping it so they realize and then as soon as you spawn right click right click now

[05:56:24] Right click on the baron

[05:56:25] This is good. This is good. You have a chance. No jinxie if the if you see the enemy team you run away

[05:56:32] This is a sneak play. Do you understand? Yes, they are there. Okay, so now keep spam ping

[05:56:38] They need to know what's up spam keeping it keeping it. They forgot they forgot they forgot keeping it good

[05:56:45] Now walk up to it. You got this

[05:56:48] Remember if you see the enemy you back off now back off you saw the shavanna back up you saw the shavanna

[05:56:53] Okay, it's now run.

[05:56:57] Okay, you're gonna E and then Q and R.

[05:57:00] R in, R in, R in.

[05:57:02] Just try to run up, try to run up.

[05:57:04] You can R, you can R.

[05:57:05] Nice!

[05:57:06] Okay, go for the Morgana.

[05:57:07] Keep running up, keep running up.

[05:57:09] Nice.

[05:57:10] Nice!

[05:57:11] Him, him, yes!

[05:57:12] Yes!

[05:57:13] Oh my god!

[05:57:14] Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn,

[05:57:19] burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn.

[05:57:22] DRIPPIN' KILLS!

[05:57:24] BOOM!

[05:57:25] No saves!

[05:57:26] And now, no setters are pushing bot.

[05:57:28] But you just in a ping.

[05:57:30] Save team bot.

[05:57:31] Team bot. I think you can solo this.

[05:57:34] This is fine.

[05:57:36] Okay, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.

[05:57:37] He backed off.

[05:57:38] This is okay.

[05:57:39] Keep doing this.

[05:57:40] I want you to press, you know,

[05:57:41] press E so you take less damage.

[05:57:43] This is fine.

[05:57:44] Keep going.

[05:57:49] Okay.

[05:57:50] Now play for this.

[05:57:51] 1400 on our smite nice good recall recall recall press B B B control R

[05:57:59] Open your shop, baby. This is all you open your shop right click on the starix the streets. Yes good now

[05:58:05] Jain see you're gonna walk mid start pinging your team control R control R. Don't forget

[05:58:11] Now Jain see in the same way where we did in the bot side river

[05:58:15] You're gonna want to hover back and forth, but do not let them get in range of you

[05:58:19] just always keep maximum distance you need your team back up no no no no no no

[05:58:24] no no no okay just run keep running keep running keep running keep running

[05:58:30] keep running okay now just sit back sit back and wait sit back and wait you're

[05:58:35] gonna wait for your team to go in wait now you can walk up this is okay I

[05:58:40] wanted to chew on the minions a hill just run a minion to heal okay now back

[05:58:46] Okay, press E and R, E and R him, E and R him.

[05:58:50] Okay, Q, Q, Q.

[05:58:52] Yes! Go in! Go in!

[05:58:59] Yes!

[05:59:01] Okay, okay. Now, Jinxie, back up a bit.

[05:59:04] The Shyvana's on your team. Go on the Shyvana. The Shyvana. Good.

[05:59:07] Now go back up, walk up. Okay.

[05:59:11] Okay, now you're gonna have to back off because the minion wave is going bowling.

[05:59:15] So back up and then press B and then you're going to push balling, press B, B balling now.

[05:59:20] So Jinxie, your next item, open your shop.

[05:59:23] You're going to buy, uh, fuck, what should you buy?

[05:59:26] Uh, buy the Jack Show, buy Jack Show, Jack Show, Jack Show.

[05:59:29] Yep.

[05:59:30] And now go for the minion wave.

[05:59:31] The minion wave in your base, in your base, in your base.

[05:59:33] There, there, there.

[05:59:35] Okay.

[05:59:36] So now you're going to pay for this minion wave, then you're going to walk straight

[05:59:42] bot, okay?

[05:59:43] You're walking straight bot.

[05:59:44] You need to push this out so the minions don't end the game.

[05:59:47] Because now we're winning fights, we do not want to allow the enemy team to backdoor,

[05:59:51] okay?

[05:59:52] Yes, sir.

[05:59:53] Okay, this is good.

[05:59:55] This is good.

[05:59:56] You're doing it.

[05:59:57] You're doing it.

[05:59:58] I'm 1v9ing, bro.

[05:59:59] You genuinely are.

[06:00:00] No, no, no, push out bot.

[06:00:01] Keep pushing out bot.

[06:00:02] Keep pushing out bot.

[06:00:03] Bot, bot, bot, bot, bot.

[06:00:04] The minion wave, the minion wave.

[06:00:05] If we don't push out the wave, we can't fight.

[06:00:08] After this minion wave, you walk to the dragon.

[06:00:10] Okay?

[06:00:11] You walk to the dragon.

[06:00:12] Drag now, drag now.

[06:00:13] Now ping the dragon.

[06:00:14] Now watch your band, watch your band, watch your band.

[06:00:18] Because remember, we want to play with our team.

[06:00:20] Okay, walk up, start pinging.

[06:00:23] Okay, wait, just wait.

[06:00:25] Okay, go on now, now, now, go on now, go on now, on the Shyvana.

[06:00:29] Yep, fight the Shyvana, the Shyvana.

[06:00:31] Okay, smite the dragon, smite it, smite it, smite it.

[06:00:35] Okay, that's fine, that's fine.

[06:00:36] E and then Q, EQ, EQ, EQ, EQ.

[06:00:39] Nice, good, good, good, good, good.

[06:00:41] Good! Now mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid!

[06:00:50] Okay.

[06:00:51] So now, push out mid and then push to turret.

[06:00:54] Your reliant soul is recline, you should be able to deal with the barris.

[06:00:57] Just wait until it kills the minions and then after that we go for the turret.

[06:00:59] Turret, turret, go, go, hit it, hit it, now!

[06:01:07] Uh, keep hitting it, you're fine.

[06:01:09] So now, auto-attack the minion wave.

[06:01:11] Oh, okay, E and then Q, E and then Q, E again and then run, E again and then run, okay, now we can run.

[06:01:17] Okay, this is fine, this is fine. So then you're gonna back off, you're gonna recall. Okay, so now, Jinxie, listen, out of base here, you're gonna walk straight bottom again, you're gonna push out bottom, okay, bot.

[06:01:29] You're gonna walk bot, you can't buy anything, walk bot, push out the minion wave spot, we got this. We're doing it bro, I'm telling you we're doing it right now, this is good, this is good.

[06:01:41] Do you remember when they said that anacond anacond was the strongest Jedi to ever fight

[06:01:48] in the Clone Wars?

[06:01:49] Yes.

[06:01:50] That is you are now Jinxie.

[06:01:53] You are the strongest Jedi.

[06:01:54] Do you understand the weight of the world that is on your shoulders?

[06:01:57] Yes.

[06:01:58] Okay.

[06:01:59] Push out the next wave buff and then I want you to look for the red buff.

[06:02:02] Let's go bro.

[06:02:03] We got this.

[06:02:04] on

[06:02:06] the price of all of us

[06:02:08] for soldiers we have a duty to follow orders and if we must lay down red red red box now

[06:02:15] Actually, no keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing turret turret here. It's okay

[06:02:24] So we need two thousand three hundred volt for our jackshaw right now. It's okay keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing

[06:02:30] Keep one

[06:02:32] Walk up turret.

[06:02:34] So now, I want you to W and then R on him.

[06:02:37] W and then R on him.

[06:02:39] Go now.

[06:02:40] Nice!

[06:02:41] Now hold Q on him.

[06:02:43] E, E, E, E, E, nice!

[06:02:45] Nice!

[06:02:46] Now fire to the E, E, E, E, E, two!

[06:02:48] Nice!

[06:02:49] Nice!

[06:02:50] Nice!

[06:02:51] Okay, that was close.

[06:02:52] That's okay.

[06:02:53] That's okay.

[06:02:54] So now, um, I want you to hold tab.

[06:02:56] I'm trying to think if there's a better item we could get for you.

[06:02:59] Come on!

[06:03:00] Think, think, think!

[06:03:01] It's fine, we have a minute to think, we have a minute to think, just give me a second.

[06:03:08] Okay, I think we commit for the Jack Show here, I think it's fine.

[06:03:12] So we only need 30 more gold.

[06:03:13] So, Jinxie, the second you get enough gold, which you will get, you're gonna just right click Jack Show, okay?

[06:03:21] Listen, remember when you manifested at the start of the day?

[06:03:27] Yes!

[06:03:28] This is your moment, Jinxy. This is your moment. Yes. So no one respawn. No, you need to push out one more wave bot.

[06:03:36] Yes! This is okay. Yes! Please kill him! Yes! Okay, Jinxy. You're gonna watch. Jinxy, listen. When you respawn, focus on what you can do.

[06:03:45] Walk bot, bot, bot. Push out one wave bot, and then afterwards you're gonna walk mid. So you're gonna kill one wave of the minions there, and then you walk mid. Understood?

[06:03:55] Yes, yo one wave of minions walkman. Yes

[06:04:08] So now go for your red buff and then walk amid now you don't have to split push anymore you can finally be with your team

[06:04:18] Red buff now red buff red buff. Let's go

[06:04:22] After red buff you're going to the Baron under said

[06:04:24] Now James, while you're walking to Baron, I want you to, if you quickly can, put on your

[06:04:32] favourites on. Because right now that's all we need. We need you to play your favourites on.

[06:04:35] Okay, just click anything ma'am now. Now go. Open a backup. Okay.

[06:04:42] Now backup, backup, backup, backup. We need our team. We need our team. We need our team. Back

[06:04:51] walk back in walk back in walk back in walk back in okay out of you can also

[06:04:56] go good e and then on all in on

[06:05:02] ah yes okay now wait wait for her to go mini form wait for to go mini form e

[06:05:12] and then cute e okay that's close okay listen you have one minute you have one

[06:05:20] minute to search for and play your favorite song let's go what do you want

[06:05:23] what do you want whatever do you want me to play give you one my favorites I

[06:05:28] have kung fu panda fuck it let's do some kung fu panda then brother I have

[06:05:33] nightingales I'm soloing I was here in the chat jing see listen okay I want you

[06:05:42] to hover over the left side of your screen of the shop it's gonna open up a

[06:05:46] tab right click the the elixir that's like kind of orange and gray next to the

[06:05:52] blue one down down one left exactly yes buy it all right now chat jimsy needs

[06:05:59] your energy his team fucking sucks and he needs you everybody needs to type of

[06:06:04] one right now everybody needs to type of one he needs your energy okay now

[06:06:11] jimsy we're gonna walk shade med in 20 seconds the elder dragon spawns it will

[06:06:15] all come down to this game. Alright, Jynxy, this is your moment. Okay, now back up, back

[06:06:29] up. You need to wait for your team. You guys need to fight on the elder dragon. You need

[06:06:33] your team. Start pinging on the dragon. Pinging on the dragon. You need to ping on the dragon.

[06:06:38] Yes. Now, walk towards it, walk towards it, walk towards it. Jynxy, if this dragon gets

[06:06:42] slow, you need to smite steal it at 1400. Am I understood? Okay, you gotta steal it.

[06:06:48] R and then try to steal.

[06:06:49] Maybe. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. WAIT, WAIT! Okay, okay. They can still hold. They can

[06:07:09] still hold.

[06:07:10] I know but it's okay listen there might still be a chance for another fight. Just wait

[06:07:23] All right, then go fast

[06:07:28] I'm trusting you right now. Listen everybody is trusting you right now. This is your moment

[06:07:36] Okay, how drunk over what's happening mid are they ending

[06:07:40] okay you should be up in time that you can maybe hold just wait now when you

[06:07:50] respond walk straight bot walk straight bot no no to the enemy team walk to the

[06:07:56] enemy team maybe you can fight them

[06:08:00] going our are there are there are there are are yes okay die bitch

[06:08:10] Kill the Vaxx! Kill the Vaxx! Kill the Vaxx! Kill the Vaxx! Kill the Varys! Kill the Varys!

[06:08:21] No! No! No! No! No! Nooooo! I need you to listen to me right now and I need you to pause

[06:08:37] the music. I need you to pause the music right now. Jinxie, I want you to play

[06:08:47] Hands Zimmer Time because I'm about to tell you exactly the words you need to

[06:08:52] hear. Are you ready? Hands Zimmer Time.

[06:09:00] Now, you just lost the game where you dropped 20 kills, and I know it hurts, and I know

[06:09:10] it stings, and I know there's a part of you that just wants to scream and shout and go

[06:09:18] absolutely crazy.

[06:09:21] Your team inted you, they did, nobody can deny that.

[06:09:27] But it's not about the loss, and this loss is not what you should take away from that

[06:09:32] game.

[06:09:35] Because you did something Jinxy that game, that nobody thought you could do.

[06:09:40] You dropped 20 kills, you had the highest damage, you were 46,000 new personal best.

[06:09:51] And I know that right now the loss stings, but I want you to imagine if you could play

[06:09:56] like that every game. I want you to imagine where you were a week ago. One week, Jynxie,

[06:10:03] where you were dropping 10 deaths a game, zero damage, high vice-framing you, everyone laughing at

[06:10:10] you. 0-8 in a single day! People looking at you, telling you jungle was too hard, you can't do it.

[06:10:19] Who does this guy think he is? Go back to Siege!

[06:10:22] And you just did something this game, that none of them ever thought you could.

[06:10:32] So even though you lost the game, you gained something infinitely better than LP.

[06:10:39] And that's confidence, JNC!

[06:10:43] You gained more skill!

[06:10:47] You gained more understanding!

[06:10:51] And the next time a game like this comes around, where you just weren't strong enough to carry,

[06:10:58] well next time Jinxy, you will be.

[06:11:02] And everyone will watch in awe and wonder as you hit Iron 2, and then you're going to

[06:11:08] hit Iron 1, and then you're going to be Bronze 4.

[06:11:21] you

[06:11:51] you

[06:12:21] you

[06:12:51] you

[06:13:21] you

[06:13:51] you

[06:14:21] you

[06:14:51] you

[06:15:21] you

[06:15:51] you

[06:16:21] you

[06:16:51] you

[06:17:21] You

[06:17:36] Go years without you are experiencing what it means to be

[06:17:42] All right, now let's get this shit fucking done

[06:18:01] All right, James. He talked to me. What's the plan?

[06:18:07] What's the plan James he talked to me

[06:18:12] That's what I like to do!

[06:18:20] Alright, so I want you to hold top.

[06:18:24] Okay.

[06:18:26] You got this. This is a free game for you.

[06:18:33] The fuck is playing right now?

[06:18:35] Yeah, turn the music off.

[06:18:37] Let's focus up.

[06:18:38] Let's focus up!

[06:18:40] No, no no no no no no no!

[06:18:44] No! It's ok, it's ok, it's ok.

[06:18:48] I need music but not this!

[06:18:53] Hurry!

[06:18:54] Ok, good.

[06:18:57] The Anakin is gone.

[06:19:00] Now, Ching, see...

[06:19:02] You weren't strong enough to save your team last game, but let me ask you...

[06:19:07] I'm sorry.

[06:19:08] Are you going to be strong enough to save them this time around?

[06:19:11] I'm sorry, Attica.

[06:19:13] I wasn't strong enough to save Kong.

[06:19:15] For all of it.

[06:19:16] I swear I won't fail you.

[06:19:18] Stop! Stop now! Come back!

[06:19:21] I love you, Mom!

[06:19:22] Jynxie, that's all your Rainbow Six viewers.

[06:19:24] Sitting there saying no, Jynxie, come back to Rainbow Six

[06:19:27] as you descend into the insanity that is League of Legends.

[06:19:31] You were the chosen one!

[06:19:34] Because now it's time for you to accept your new destiny, Jengzee.

[06:19:40] Look at that, bro. Look at that.

[06:19:42] LOOK AT YOU!

[06:19:43] DRONING BOT!

[06:19:45] LOOKING AT BRAVES!

[06:19:46] LOOK AT YOU!

[06:19:50] You're doing the kind of shit that not even God will pursue!

[06:19:54] Kill the wolf, kill the wolf, the wolf.

[06:20:00] Now, Jengzee, remember, you always want to prioritize the first clear.

[06:20:03] Even if it's a freest kill ever, we play for our six camps.

[06:20:07] Understood?

[06:20:08] Yes, coach.

[06:20:12] I destroyed him.

[06:20:18] Alright, so now we're gonna play for the red buff.

[06:20:20] After the red buff, we're gonna play for the Krugs.

[06:20:23] I was once a Jedi. I saved your father.

[06:20:30] He was the best Starman.

[06:20:32] Now, Jinx, I want you to imagine years from now, when you think back to your League of Legends journey.

[06:20:37] Are you going to look back on it and think of it as just another time where people said that you'd never be able to reach anything and that you'd prove them right?

[06:20:46] Or will it be a time where you rose to the occasion and shattered all expectations?

[06:20:57] Talk to me, Jinx!

[06:20:59] It's time to rise!

[06:21:01] GOD!

[06:21:01] FUCKING AGAIN!

[06:21:04] Now it's drone bot, drone bot, we're gonna look on the bottom crab.

[06:21:07] Drone bot, look on the bottom crab, bottom crab.

[06:21:09] This is fine, bottom crab.

[06:21:11] Nope, you don't go for this.

[06:21:12] There, right there.

[06:21:14] And now I want you to drone mid.

[06:21:15] Show me what's happening mid, how low is the Vex?

[06:21:17] Oh, that's a free kill.

[06:21:19] Now it looks like a free kill to me.

[06:21:20] Now after this you're gonna run straight for the Vex.

[06:21:22] Let's go.

[06:21:23] I will complete your training.

[06:21:25] Okay, go bot, bot, bot, bot!

[06:21:27] Now bot, bot, bot, bot, bot!

[06:21:28] Ignore mid, bot!

[06:21:29] This is your moment remember E hold Q E E hold Q E

[06:21:42] Okay, nice recall back up recall back up recall your grump is spawning always whenever you look for ganks

[06:21:48] Make sure that you're looking at your math recall grump

[06:21:52] Now JNC. I'm noticing you're always tapping Q hold it down until it goes through all the way

[06:21:59] in the future. Buy your Tiamat, the second thing. Tiamat, Blade of the Run King, that's

[06:22:04] the bow path. This is perfect. We're gonna look on the grump, but first no, we could

[06:22:21] look top, top, run top, top. That's your kill, Jamesy. He's screaming your name. He wants

[06:22:26] He wants you bad. Okay grump grump. He's already dead. He's already dead. That's fine grump

[06:22:33] Yep, so it's young let's see what's going on perfect, right grump. Let's do it

[06:22:45] Smite it

[06:22:46] Remember if you're gonna have two charges always use the smite because your smite cooldown is

[06:22:52] It's always working, right? As long as you only have one or zero charges.

[06:22:58] Alright, Q.

[06:22:59] Go Q. Alright, now go for this.

[06:23:09] Alright, after this, we're gonna go to the wrappers, okay?

[06:23:13] This is good.

[06:23:14] Okay, look mid, look mid.

[06:23:15] Walk mid and press W. Walk mid, press W. Walk mid, press W.

[06:23:18] You don't even need to press, go. Yep, this is good.

[06:23:22] All right back up

[06:23:24] Yeah, we have to back up now because they backed off so it's okay

[06:23:28] What matters Jinx is that you're learning as a jungler the most important thing, which is adaptability?

[06:23:34] What the fuck it's about being able to sit there and think that a player is good

[06:23:39] But then back off or commit fit with the information that is what separates the best

[06:23:44] See this what you just did what you're doing right now

[06:23:48] This is good. This is good. E hold Q, E hold Q

[06:23:54] Okay, it's okay. You can fight back up back up. This is fine. This is fine. All right crud's you need to go crud's crud's

[06:24:01] No crud's

[06:24:03] Has anyone been to them all?

[06:24:05] Hm, Cap.

[06:24:06] Not likely.

[06:24:07] I want to be the first one to see them all.

[06:24:14] I don't want things to change.

[06:24:16] This is all you, bro.

[06:24:17] You can't stop the change.

[06:24:19] I mean, more than you can stop the suns from setting.

[06:24:22] Play for the crugs, Finksy.

[06:24:24] I wish you were good.

[06:24:26] I used to have to tell you to do all these things, Finksy.

[06:24:30] And now you're doing them on your own.

[06:24:32] Yes.

[06:24:33] The droning, the farming, everything, you even were going to go for a dragon call on your

[06:24:40] own.

[06:24:41] You're learning and you're doing amazing.

[06:24:44] Now don't go and share because look, the red thing, that's a ward.

[06:24:48] So I want you to recall, Presby, it's okay.

[06:24:51] There's a ward, it's fine.

[06:24:54] Now on our recall, what we're going to do is you're going to buy tier one boots and you're

[06:24:57] going to right click on the, on the Blade of the Run King.

[06:25:01] The tier one.

[06:25:02] And then right click on the blade, there in game.

[06:25:04] Right click on the blade.

[06:25:05] Yep, there you go.

[06:25:06] Now walk to your blue.

[06:25:09] This is good.

[06:25:14] This is your moment.

[06:25:18] Now, I don't want you to get baited here.

[06:25:20] This is okay, your team's gonna win.

[06:25:22] You're gonna full clear and play for the dragon.

[06:25:24] No, no, no.

[06:25:25] Okay, so James, I need you to listen to me.

[06:25:27] When I'm about to tell you if you listen,

[06:25:29] It will elevate your gameplay to levels unimaginable.

[06:25:32] In League of Legends, the best thing you can do as a jungler is secure dragons.

[06:25:36] If you can get dragon soul, then when you get to those 40 minute games,

[06:25:40] your team will be far more powerful, right?

[06:25:43] Exactly. So that's why, in this case, what you do is you just full clear,

[06:25:48] you're going to look on the dragons. Dragons matter more than kills.

[06:25:52] Okay?

[06:25:56] Now Wolves, let's go.

[06:25:59] I am very proud of you. I have trained you since you were a small boy. And you have become a far-gray suggestion of a hope to be.

[06:26:06] I'm sorry, master.

[06:26:09] Alright, now go for the wrappers.

[06:26:12] She made decision-atic.

[06:26:14] This is good. Cue. Cue. Cue.

[06:26:17] Alright, I'll play for this.

[06:26:20] You precious Jedi.

[06:26:23] So now we need the wrappers and then we need the red. You can just ignore bot for now. It's okay.

[06:26:27] Because your play is not for a kill jank see it's for the dragon am I under said now play for the red buff

[06:26:33] There you go the red buff and then the dragon. Let's go

[06:26:37] The plan doesn't change not not in this case

[06:26:46] Now look for the crugs the crugs are about to respond perfect you saw that without even me having to tell you

[06:26:52] You're learning how to do this autonomously

[06:26:54] I won't let this one come around.

[06:26:56] You're becoming your own Jedi, Gen C.

[06:26:59] Now go for the Krugs, and then afterwards go for the crab.

[06:27:03] Someday I will be the most.

[06:27:07] OK, now look, Bob, Bob, Bob.

[06:27:09] The enemy Bob wants to fight.

[06:27:10] Can you fight with them?

[06:27:11] OK, they're backing off.

[06:27:12] Now go for the crab.

[06:27:13] If they're back off, then you go for the crab.

[06:27:16] When you get to a point where you make these decisions

[06:27:18] automatically based off the information,

[06:27:20] that's when you know you're improving.

[06:27:22] right now play for this crab it's okay it's okay play for it play for it keep

[06:27:28] fighting I wanted to eat and I wanted to aren't walking walking it's okay just

[06:27:33] walking walking walking it's okay this is good press my f f f

[06:27:41] smite good your ears have been one second good perfect perfect perfect now

[06:27:48] go for the dragon the dragon is still up that was the play we wanted all the

[06:27:51] all of this was just a side quest the main quest is so active

[06:27:55] good

[06:28:21] after this dragon we're gonna have to recall so you instantly recall instantly

[06:28:29] there you go control Q now when you recall you're gonna buy your brother

[06:28:33] and king and right click it and then you're going straight to the grubs I

[06:28:37] say jungler it is your duty to your team to make sure that you get those

[06:28:42] objectives if the grugs are if the grubs are up if the dragon is up and if the

[06:28:48] this up it is about you finding a pun and a pathway to being able to achieve

[06:28:54] destroying them go for the grubs ignore your vein

[06:29:04] all right just play for us this is okay now wanted a while you're doing this

[06:29:09] from top show me what's happening with the cane okay all over the wall jing see

[06:29:13] surprise him on him yes yes good so now finish these grubs and then after these

[06:29:26] grubs you're gonna look on the grump you're just gonna feel clear you don't

[06:29:30] have to do anything actually kill Darius kill Darius kill Darius but if he walks

[06:29:34] away then we go for the grump if he walks away then we go for the grump

[06:29:38] the gromp the gromp the gromp the gromp it's good it's good all right this is

[06:29:50] perfect now just play for this gromp here now jinx that one need to understand

[06:29:57] that even the best of the best junglers struggle getting 10 cs per minute

[06:30:02] right now you're at about seven and you're iron I want you to just allow

[06:30:07] that statement to wash over you now you're getting CS numbers relative to

[06:30:12] how well you're fighting and everything similar to stuff that not even some

[06:30:17] diamond players can do now imagine when you improve this efficiency imagine

[06:30:22] when you improve the decision-making imagine when you prove the up improve

[06:30:26] the optimization pay for these rappers pay for the

[06:30:30] Now drone on the cane if there's fighting on the mini-map we need to see what's going on walk there Jynxie walk there

[06:30:35] That's a better play we drone we saw now walk in

[06:30:41] Nice

[06:30:45] You got this nice now the backs the backs the backs the backs the backs you can swipe f and then Q f and then Q

[06:30:51] Nice now go for that crab

[06:31:00] This is all you, Jinxie. This is all you!

[06:31:10] Now, Jinxie, remember, when you buy items, it's like getting another ability, especially for your teammate.

[06:31:16] Now, recall Press B, and enough for us to buy our Blader and King.

[06:31:21] So you see that little two in your inventory. You can drag it over to one if it feels better.

[06:31:26] And you're in and where your items are so buy your book and then walk to your blue

[06:31:31] What's it blue? Just walk to it now the thing above your gold above your gold

[06:31:36] You see how you have all your items above your gold on the right side the right side the right side

[06:31:42] No, all the way on the right the right where your gold is yep there

[06:31:45] So now if you press and hold and then you drag it over to the one slot you can change the slot of your items

[06:31:51] So now when you clear you can press one as almost another ability. There you go. Good. Now drone up drone up

[06:31:58] Venus fighting Venus fighting Venus fighting. She's right there. What's going on?

[06:32:05] Okay, all right back up we were too late. It's okay. Let's go for the gromp. I'm sorry master

[06:32:11] You haven't failed me yet padawan. You have not

[06:32:21] For as long as you refuse, the urge to give up on the battlefield you have never failed.

[06:32:40] You might lose sometimes, you might end, you might let down your team and it might even

[06:32:45] be a demotion, but as long as you refuse to let that little voice take over telling you

[06:32:52] to quit, then you have never failed, and I want you to remember that.

[06:32:57] One only fails when he gives up.

[06:32:59] Now play for this, Red.

[06:33:00] Play for the Krugs, and then let's look for that dragon.

[06:33:04] Because what is a jungler's objective?

[06:33:06] The objective!

[06:33:08] Exactly!

[06:33:09] And if there's a dragon coming up in 16 seconds, where should we be?

[06:33:39] And that's why in life you never give up.

[06:33:49] Jynxie, you are still one win away from Iron Two.

[06:33:54] Are you going to do it tonight?

[06:33:56] Tomorrow.

[06:33:57] Tomorrow?

[06:33:58] Okay, gotcha.

[06:33:59] Now, Don says, I just want to say one thing.

[06:34:04] I'm listening.

[06:34:05] Today was the first day where League of Legends actually clicked, like it clicked.

[06:34:12] Yep.

[06:34:13] Today was the first day where it clicked.

[06:34:16] That 46,000 damage game was the most alive I've fell in years, bro.

[06:34:22] Yep, I know.

[06:34:25] 46,000 damage, wow.

[06:34:30] 46,000 damage and hopefully all four of those pussies on my team get banned.

[06:34:35] I wanted to understand just how crazy it is that today you played four games on

[06:34:42] Warwick. You won three of them and the only one that you didn't, you gave the

[06:34:46] best fucking performance that I've ever seen any iron player give on the entire

[06:34:51] planet.

[06:35:00] No one expected me to even resist. They thought I was just gonna drop right to iron 4 and quit the game.

[06:35:08] I now find myself one victory away from iron 2.

[06:35:14] But I'm not gonna stop at iron 2. I'm gonna get bronze. They're gonna say I have a no chance of getting silver, and then I'm just gonna do it.

[06:35:22] And then they're gonna say, well, okay, he got silver, he had his fun. There's no way he's gonna get gold. And then I'm gonna do it.

[06:35:29] And then they're going to say, there's no way he can get to Platinum, right?

[06:35:33] And then I'm going to do it.

[06:35:35] And then I'm going to do it.

[06:35:37] I'm just going to keep going up and up and up.

[06:35:43] And before you know it, it'll be a fucking challenge.

[06:35:47] It'll be a challenge.

[06:35:51] Now, Jinx, I want you to listen to what I'm about to tell you.

[06:35:57] And these are the words I'll leave you off with tonight. Are you ready?

[06:36:07] So Jin see an indomitable spirit creates an unstoppable man

[06:36:20] Yes

[06:36:27] now go have a good rest you are in debt

[06:36:35] wow

[06:36:39] that

[06:36:40] was a crazy one

[06:36:42] holy shit

[06:36:49] that was actually a crazy game

[06:36:52] Jesus

[06:36:55] All I'm going to say is that anybody of you guys doubting him right now, I promise you,

[06:37:01] I promise you, he is going to far exceed expectations.

[06:37:06] That guy already has the jungle fundamentals down, do you understand that?

[06:37:12] He already has the fundamentals of the role completely down and he's fucking iron.

[06:37:18] He is looking at map state, he is looking for free kills, he is learning to limit us,

[06:37:23] learning to fight.

[06:37:24] He is not letting 20 kill losses tilt him, and he found a champion that he genuinely

[06:37:30] enjoys.

[06:37:31] If he's not silver by the end of this month, I'll eat shit live on stream.

[06:37:42] I swear to God.

[06:37:47] Raid incoming?

[06:37:48] Wait, he's raiding?

[06:37:49] He's raiding!

[06:37:53] Remove delay, raid, and now I gotta move the delay.

[06:37:56] I gotta move the delay.

[06:37:57] Let's put a juicer on there, you guys ready?

[06:37:59] You know what, in honor of Jinxie's wins?

[06:38:02] Star Wars Hardstyle.

[06:38:05] Let's listen to this.

[06:38:06] Boom.

[06:38:09] I need to actually show them the song tomorrow. He's gonna fuck with it.

[06:38:14] You created a monster? No, no, no, I didn't.

[06:38:17] I created a fucking winner and I don't even want to say I created it because the thing

[06:38:24] is with the way he talks I'm telling you that's spirit of his has always been there

[06:38:29] and in the same way that he kind of like reawakened me I just did the same for him.

[06:38:34] You need to correct his smart usage he's good bro he's learning what matters is that he's

[06:38:41] learning.

[06:38:42] like I'm telling you that guy he's learning he's getting better he's improving it's gonna

[06:38:50] be fucking insane but guys if you would have looked at his gameplay today if you would have

[06:38:57] looked at his gameplay today and compared it to two weeks ago you would have never even

[06:39:02] imagine that it would have been the same player you would have never even

[06:39:06] imagined listen the raiders are here that's good jinxi raiders but I'm telling

[06:39:19] you guys your streamer will end up becoming the biggest monolith that has

[06:39:26] ever come to the league scene I have never seen somebody from another game

[06:39:31] Hit masters in league most I've ever seen that someone give up when they peak D1

[06:39:36] Like someone that's fresh from another game all that typically they'll get to gold platinum. I'm telling you he's going beyond

[06:39:43] But genuinely after today guys who believes in him

[06:39:47] What if you actually think he's gonna do it too if you don't honestly I

[06:39:51] Want to see how many how much like support he has now because it should be a fuck ton

[06:39:56] But like I should not be a single to anymore

[06:39:59] But Jynxu, thank you so much for a free shod. Like genuinely thank you.

[06:40:04] Now it's about you rising to the top bro. But I'm telling you you got this shit. Listen.

[06:40:12] Oh shit, wait give me a second. I need to fangirl the subs and everything.

[06:40:26] but uh asa is the one that gifted it's free shabat

[06:40:29] uh bpbchapstony uh arabian raccoon scruffles teen uh sam wuga cc swimmer

[06:40:37] toiler psycho thing as for the subs bit of them in 10 months solely different

[06:40:42] of five as well raster uh gold dl fender and then the primes

[06:40:47] climb there 17 months welcome back heres the death there in the two months

[06:40:51] regular cream moises crab blood block rice theodoric

[06:40:57] Um, so and I'm lucky guys name of the subs. Thank you guys. Appreciate it

[06:41:03] And chow sin clean things with subs

[06:41:06] All right guys now who's right for a heckler masterclass? Yes or no

[06:41:10] We were just given a warwick masterclass by the jinx to himself

[06:41:14] and

[06:41:15] Okay, sure

[06:41:17] But are you guys right for the heckler masterclass? Yes or no

[06:41:21] Like I'm telling you recently we've been doing well. We had some unfortunate games this morning, but we're okay. We're low key on the warpad to ignore this one

[06:41:32] It's like we're slowly getting there and

[06:41:35] Blade chime fins eggy to mascus axe King J thing as to subs lock him and death master in the time. Thank you guys

[06:41:45] All right W speech

[06:41:51] That was a good one, but I'm going to be honest with you guys, you can try this yourself.

[06:41:58] It is genuinely impossible to give a bad speech when the handsommer time is playing.

[06:42:03] Like there's something about that song that just unlocks almost like a third eye.

[06:42:08] Now, a lot of you guys might not know what the significance of this song is, so I'll

[06:42:13] tell you.

[06:42:14] Back when I was in Korea the first time, I played 29 games a day for 10 days straight,

[06:42:20] And I had challenged her doing it.

[06:42:22] And this song was one of those songs that we would just have blasting, 600% volume,

[06:42:29] scream singing at 3 in the morning.

[06:42:33] And it's like this was literally the anthem back then.

[06:42:37] Literally the anthem.

[06:42:38] Play some more, Wreck!

[06:42:40] You know what?

[06:42:41] Listen, I'm making you guys a promise.

[06:42:44] Deal or no deal.

[06:42:45] If Hecram is banned, I will do a Warwick game.

[06:42:48] Deal or no deal.

[06:42:49] Do you learn what to do? What are you thinking?

[06:42:51] Because the thing is I actually like the idea of learning the champs that he's trying to learn too.

[06:42:56] So I've been like familiar myself with like Warwick guides.

[06:42:59] Maybe I've been like ask a few like Warwick means for tips and stuff.

[06:43:02] But I'm telling you we're going to turn him into a fucking monster.

[06:43:09] One more game please. Okay listen.

[06:43:11] If I couldn't get to the bottom of it, we have to get up and team will do it.

[06:43:14] Oh, shit! Wait, waterfall! That's ungifted, pre-shad. Thank you. And uh, Hojo, Simo, Jivels.

[06:43:25] They asked her subs. Good story. Jbizzle, Therencey Ones. Thank you, guys. Deal? Okay, deal.

[06:43:33] We're doing it then, guys. Lock it in. If Ekrem is banned or there's a good Warwick

[06:43:37] game, we're locking it in, we're getting it done on that champ. Let's join it.

[06:43:42] Just...

[06:43:47] You need to teach him how to smite. One thing at a time, bro. One thing at a time.

[06:43:51] One day, we're gonna get into practice, so I'll teach him like practicing how to smite objectives, like smite seal.

[06:43:58] But it's like today, bro, I'm telling you, he has the fundamentals down to a level where I genuinely think it would be impossible for him

[06:44:06] to not hit silver by the end of the month. I genuinely think it's impossible.

[06:44:10] Like in that last game, guys, he was checking map state on his own. He was saying though like

[06:44:15] limits like I'm telling you, I'm telling you, shit that some that takes some people weeks,

[06:44:20] months like grasp. He's like learning it and he's got it like like it's genuinely

[06:44:27] it's hard warming to see you know that like he actually had that day where it all like clicked.

[06:44:32] I don't ask you like Palpatine

[06:44:36] Chill, yo, league players are not the dark side, bro.

[06:44:43] Actually they might be.

[06:44:44] Wait, would you guys send Palpatine or my Obi-Wan?

[06:44:48] It's one of the two.

[06:44:50] Go ahead and master game process, let's do it.

[06:44:55] Alright, let's see guys, we have to get it done now.

[06:45:03] We have to get it done now, let's go.

[06:45:09] Alright, so all we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the tops of our full clears.

[06:45:17] this game maybe it would be good if we actually cleared towards Sop.

[06:45:28] When Mosul actually is saying Yoda, okay I'll take Yoda.

[06:45:31] The little green guy.

[06:45:41] Alright guys so now we're going to play for the top to bot clear, okay?

[06:45:45] They have an exhaust for probably going to do like a Bruiser Hacker game here.

[06:45:52] I love what you've done, keep it up.

[06:45:55] The thing is that for me, the reason why I fell in love with League more than any other reason was because it really allowed me to like get that sense of competition out of the game, you know what I mean?

[06:46:04] And like to sit there and almost like feel like you're part of this story where it's like you're building up this story

[06:46:08] You're the character, you know, like you're sitting on you're like writing your own destiny, you know, it's like

[06:46:15] It's it's fun to see that I'm so I see like Jin see a feel that way. That's all you know

[06:46:20] But it's like he's he's getting it. He's like he's getting it. He's getting it

[06:46:24] And I'm not talking about the mechanics. I'm not talking about the gameplay like the mentality like you can see it's a it's nice

[06:46:31] Because this shows that most people that play league, you know, like they're gonna do it just because they're like

[06:46:37] Kind of going through the motions and it was like that even for me for like the last few years, I would say

[06:46:44] so when you can actually sit there and you can like have that sense of like

[06:46:49] Fulfillment and elation, you know, it's like there's nothing like it. It's not like anything else

[06:46:54] Alright so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Wolves and after the

[06:47:01] Wolves we'll play for the bot side.

[06:47:03] So look, and we bought a shoving in, that means we're probably not going to have priority

[06:47:06] on the crab.

[06:47:07] So there's a good chance I'll have to reset so I don't die on the crab here.

[06:47:11] You should do a game where he might have made his own decisions, I'm down too.

[06:47:25] And then I would just jot down what I think and then we can go over it.

[06:47:28] Because I'm telling you, he's going to get to a point soon when I'm telling you, he's

[06:47:33] going to do these $8 sessions and by the end of it he's going to be up like $400.

[06:47:38] I didn't feel it.

[06:47:39] It's going to go insane.

[06:47:43] So now we're going to look on the bot gank.

[06:47:46] Now the issue is that the karma is resetting, or not resetting,

[06:47:49] but she's backing off.

[06:47:51] So if karma is backing off when they have lane priority,

[06:47:53] what does that tell us?

[06:47:54] That there's a good chance that Graves is probably here, right?

[06:47:56] So I'm just going to run straight top and then play on this cabinet.

[06:48:02] So we're avoiding the potential that do to lack of prior already.

[06:48:09] So I'm going to put on the crab and then after the crab we can maybe look on the mid-fight.

[06:48:24] We have 30 seconds before I have to reset, and I think it's best for me to recall.

[06:48:34] we'll get our tier 2 boots and then after that we can just run. So we know that the

[06:48:42] grapes definitely cleared top to bot right? So grapes cleared top to bot it means that

[06:48:48] we're gonna be matching as clear. So there could be a fight on the next dragon

[06:48:54] in both soon. Don't promise that my bot is significantly weaker so that's why I'm a little

[06:48:58] worried with work and made a click yeah but it's like that for everyone sometimes

[06:49:06] you just didn't find that one champion that like embodies how you want to play

[06:49:10] the game and if you just want to run in and tear shit the fuck up and just go

[06:49:15] fucking crazy you know that it's like you need a champion that mimics that but

[06:49:22] no one he was getting that like 1v2 double the 1v3 triple so healing

[06:49:25] everything is like, it's like you can tell who's feeling it dude, it's nice to see.

[06:49:32] Are they reminded me of me when I discovered hacker Amina?

[06:49:39] I'm like I would sit there like all the builds over the years when I would just like feel

[06:49:42] like a fucking demon or anything like.

[06:49:45] Okay so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play with the wrappers and after the

[06:49:49] the Raptors are going to look on the Krugs. We need to look on the cell. It's Krugs in

[06:50:01] the back end. So the thing is that we couldn't maybe look for a fight on Dragon, but our

[06:50:16] Our bind is weaker than our midlaner is recalling, so we can't actually do that.

[06:50:28] Yeah, I'm going to look for this.

[06:50:35] This might be cannon.

[06:50:37] So I end up dying but the good news is I don't think that the graves can actually take the

[06:50:46] dragon.

[06:50:47] So what that means is on my respawn I'm going to get first move on the crab right?

[06:50:50] But now when you guys look at graves it's level 5 right?

[06:50:54] What's my level?

[06:50:55] Also level 5.

[06:50:56] Look at my XP bar.

[06:50:58] So when I get the scuttle crab what's going to happen to my XP bar?

[06:51:01] I turn level 6 right?

[06:51:03] Now, if my blue buff is spawning in 15 seconds, that means the graves who cleared the same

[06:51:07] as me, his is probably spawning then too, right?

[06:51:11] So what does that mean?

[06:51:12] It means that we could probably fuck some shit up.

[06:51:24] So we're going to get this, and I feel like we're just going to look for an invade.

[06:51:27] This is similar to the call that I made when Jinx was playing such a goner.

[06:51:33] Oh fuck.

[06:51:35] Little too late.

[06:51:37] Fuck.

[06:51:41] Tiny bit too late.

[06:51:47] Okay, we got the ult off.

[06:51:50] Perfect.

[06:51:51] So now, we get the view, view, view, view, view, view, view.

[06:51:56] So now, we get the view, we can just

[06:51:59] look for the top to bottom folk there.

[06:52:00] And then, we can also come to Dragon too.

[06:52:06] So in games like this, right, in games in general,

[06:52:09] the most consistent way for you to get a lead

[06:52:11] is by resetting your camps.

[06:52:13] So putting them on timer by clearing them.

[06:52:16] So that's the reason why here, that's what we're going to do.

[06:52:18] We're just going to reset our camps.

[06:52:19] And afterwards, we look on the Dragon.

[06:52:21] Now are we gonna look for a fight on the dragon? Probably not, why?

[06:52:24] Because the Graves has 4 kills and we also won't have our ultimate for another 80 seconds.

[06:52:28] So, now let's think ahead, okay guys, let's think ahead.

[06:52:32] So, if I can't fight the dragon because my alt is sound,

[06:52:35] and we're gonna assume that the Graves is gonna fight the dragon, right?

[06:52:39] Then what could I trade on the map?

[06:52:41] That would be an equal trade if he gets a dragon.

[06:52:47] Well, Graves is spawning in 15. Okay, perfect, nice.

[06:52:50] So what's our play share?

[06:52:52] Full clear reset, play on grubs.

[06:52:55] And just like that, we cover all our bases.

[06:52:57] So now the Graves is walking to the dragon already.

[06:53:00] So what's an issue that could arise?

[06:53:02] Well, it could happen that Graves decides

[06:53:05] that he's not gonna actually clear his bottom side after,

[06:53:08] and then he goes straight to the grubs after drag.

[06:53:10] So how do we avoid that?

[06:53:12] By us having straight grubs,

[06:53:14] and then leaving our crugs alive.

[06:53:16] So that's why earlier when I would constantly tell Jinxie things like, go in, go out, go

[06:53:24] here, go there, and you guys were like, dude, this guy's retarded.

[06:53:27] And it's not because I'm retarded, it's because you always have to reassess your situation.

[06:53:34] Yeah, of course always bro. I mean listen, I'm gonna be honest coaching him is generally

[06:53:50] some of the most like probably the most fun I've had since my first Korea trip, which

[06:53:55] was like almost three years ago when it comes like the league sin and everything. So far

[06:54:00] long a journey of course always

[06:54:09] so now the thing is Graves is ganking mid

[06:54:12] so we're just gonna come in here and look for kill

[06:54:15] why aren't you fighting bro?

[06:54:18] or is here w?

[06:54:30] I mean that's my fault though, I missed my art fear.

[06:54:46] I didn't realize I killed the Aurora though so that's my fault.

[06:54:51] I mean it's my fault though, it's my fault though, because if I would have actually landed

[06:54:54] my ult, we would have actually killed that.

[06:54:55] Okay so now we're going to have to do this, we're going to have to play for the top to

[06:54:58] about it and then afterwards look on the dragon.

[06:55:06] Okay, so now we're going to play for the Gromp and then afterwards we look for

[06:55:09] wolves all the way to Krugs.

[06:55:19] Can you match Jinx these streamerly so High Vives can sub your facecam in the stream?

[06:55:23] Well, I have a second camera so I'll get it set up on Discord today.

[06:55:27] So in the future, if I buy this once, I could just have my camera in discord.

[06:55:34] Like a second one.

[06:55:37] Okay, so now we're going to do something and play for the wrappers and the crugs,

[06:55:40] and then afterwards we're going to probably reset and look on the grubs.

[06:55:47] I'll show you.

[06:55:51] Okay, so now we do something and play for the crugs,

[06:55:53] and half of the Krugs will probably reset and maybe look on the red.

[06:55:57] And that's actually like our best angle.

[06:56:04] Yeah the Karmus can walk in here so it looks like a free fight.

[06:56:13] Now fuck that block.

[06:56:16] looks fun if you like games like overwatch but I don't

[06:56:33] to this guy really lived with one HP fuck me that's so sad

[06:56:40] Ah, she's dead.

[06:56:42] Okay, so we're going to get our Shogun and afterwards we're going to look on this here.

[06:56:49] Okay, so I think what we're going to do is we're going to look on the, on maybe like some kind of top kill chair.

[06:56:55] The good news is our team scales well, so even if it's looking better off right now, we should, so we find another day.

[06:57:10] I'm gonna have to hold my E auto attack as if I CC her then yeah see what the fuck are

[06:57:24] you doing here all right so I just had to play on the blue then so it's gonna be top

[06:57:28] to bottom then we look on drag

[06:57:29] Okay, so now we just play on top to bottom, and then if we can look on dry kills, okay?

[06:57:44] Okay, so we're just going to look on the grump now, and then after grump we look straight

[06:57:50] for the wolves all the way to the crugs.

[06:58:10] Okay, not bad.

[06:58:12] So the giant is fighting in 3 seconds, now the problem is that my ult's on at the mic

[06:58:23] 5.

[06:58:24] Don't wanna look, fuck it.

[06:58:25] I might have to ult out actually.

[06:58:26] Hold on, maybe not.

[06:58:27] I want to look fuck it

[06:58:33] I might have to auto action

[06:58:36] Hold on maybe not

[06:58:38] We got the dragon, that's all it matters, we got a dragon, that's gonna be a lake game

[06:58:57] hyperscaler, gets a thousand gold bounty, I'll fucking take that any day of the week,

[06:59:01] 3S fuck

[06:59:07] Alright, no badden

[06:59:08] So now we can do this on our respawn

[06:59:10] We have our red buff and we have our crugs

[06:59:12] So I guess I'll probably just like for that and then maybe top gank after

[06:59:15] If he wants me to, I'm down.

[06:59:37] I'm his to be used in whichever way he wants.

[06:59:40] Okay so what we're going to do is we're going to look for the red and after red we're going

[06:59:46] to look on Krugson to bot scuttle.

[06:59:49] It kind of sucks that the game has been a bit fucked up so far but I think we're going

[06:59:52] to out scale them.

[06:59:54] So our team is going to be stronger later on in the game than theirs will.

[06:59:58] So even if we're a bit behind early it's okay bottom line.

[07:00:02] Okay so nothing to do with your, nothing to do with your, nothing to do with your.

[07:00:10] 9-2-3-share. See if we can walk through mid. 10 seconds left on our ult, but it's warded.

[07:00:30] So Graves is over there, right? And he's going to play for my Raptors. Let's find out. I'll just play for Herald on.

[07:00:40] I really thought I would have been able to actually like get the auto on the eye and

[07:01:04] then upwards of smite, but honestly, that's on the worst.

[07:01:08] I guess getting two kills and another 1,000 gold bouncy frost is okay.

[07:01:25] Alright, that's it.

[07:01:32] So Aurora ends up getting a kill.

[07:01:43] I think our best bet is that we play on wrappers all the way up to the Gromp, to be honest.

[07:01:52] Like Wolves Gromp and then maybe looking on something, I don't know, like, honestly looking

[07:01:56] on something top could be a good browning thing that would actually be that great.

[07:02:00] seems just looking really hard

[07:02:03] yeah there's no play angle

[07:02:09] the way that we win is if we can just like stall this game out and then somehow like

[07:02:13] a paper pointer we outscale

[07:02:20] So, the enemy team is strong right now, but I think it's fun.

[07:02:46] Okay, not bad.

[07:02:59] Okay, what I'm wondering now is there any way that we can actually look for some kind of midfights?

[07:03:11] Because I have ults up, but if we could book for a fight, it would actually be insane.

[07:03:24] Nice.

[07:03:27] I'm just gonna chase this.

[07:03:33] Bro, fuck me!

[07:03:39] Oh my god, so cancer.

[07:03:41] I think I might have heard that one before actually.

[07:03:54] Alright, we need to get it done now.

[07:04:01] It's like we need to get it done now.

[07:04:06] So get our black cleaver now and then now we can actually look for dragon.

[07:04:10] dragon. You're the most w coach of all time. Yeah, but I could be better. If I was

[07:04:16] challenger, I would be better.

[07:04:21] Because it would mean that I would live up to the example that I expect. So that's

[07:04:29] all we've got to do for now.

[07:04:32] That's fair for these frags and upwards, maybe look on this.

[07:04:48] I think we're just going to give this dragon, it's only second drag, they're not anywhere

[07:04:52] and your soul is still giving us okay.

[07:05:08] Okay, so now we just play on the wolves

[07:05:10] and after that we can maybe look on the gromp.

[07:05:22] I think honestly if I just back off it's going to be okay, but I'm telling you guys as long

[07:05:42] as we can scale and our team can get like resources we're going to run this one easy.

[07:05:48] Perfect. What if you look on the baron?

[07:05:53] Yeah, let's actually fucking do it.

[07:05:57] I have no smile, but it doesn't matter. No smile, no problem.

[07:06:18] perfect

[07:06:23] So sir any way that we could look on this bar now I would think so is that

[07:06:34] Okay, so the Aurora is alive now

[07:06:40] Is this can be bad fuck this could be horrible

[07:06:43] I was going to use my sweeper so that if she W's into the pit I'll at least see.

[07:06:49] Now that I think it's going to matter, I think she would just want to show me if she did.

[07:06:53] Okay so now we can reset after reset or is that going to get serpents for anti-shield

[07:06:56] so we don't need to get it.

[07:06:58] So I think our best angle is honestly getting this.

[07:07:03] Okay, guys we need a good song.

[07:07:09] I think my best bet is actually split pressure.

[07:07:34] Because the shit thing is the enemy team has a lot of wave clear with Carthus, even if

[07:07:44] we are ahead, right?

[07:07:49] No ult.

[07:07:55] No.

[07:07:57] Okay.

[07:07:59] I know what to do.

[07:08:02] Good.

[07:08:04] Okay, good.

[07:08:06] Good.

[07:08:08] We'll see.

[07:08:10] Okay, good.

[07:08:12] Okay.

[07:08:14] I got it.

[07:08:16] Okay.

[07:08:18] Okay.

[07:08:20] Okay.

[07:08:22] the

[07:08:38] so we're gonna do some play for the crowd and then after the crowd we're gonna look for

[07:08:42] or somewhere on mid?

[07:08:49] I want this.

[07:08:51] Fucking bitch.

[07:08:57] Yeah, we're just gonna play through mid right now, just behind this.

[07:09:10] All right, guys, 20 seconds until we're dragging this up.

[07:09:32] 15 seconds till we're dragging this up.

[07:09:42] So I keep scaling.

[07:09:52] wait a second come on you guys got this

[07:10:10] oh my god wait they're actually fucking doing it

[07:10:12] We're low-key outscaling the enemy team now.

[07:10:15] We're getting to that point.

[07:10:38] Nice.

[07:10:39] OK, so now the next seven that we can play for

[07:10:41] is probably going to be like sacks and then we should be good.

[07:10:52] Alright, I don't know what you did but you changed in the last few years and you're watching

[07:10:56] your stream so I'm going to spend tough times on a mission, let's get a cargo.

[07:11:02] Well I mean listen, I did have to grab a little bit, you know, to become like a husband so

[07:11:11] polish our edges a little bit

[07:11:17] right so now we're going to do is we're going to look for the uh...

[07:11:20] the red and the after red we're going to look on the wrappers here

[07:11:24] i think after wrappers you can even look towards mid guys real shit

[07:11:28] like it's actually looking free as fuck

[07:11:41] I need a split push bot.

[07:12:07] And Hecarim doesn't have ult, teamfighting becomes really hard, so the best thing you

[07:12:10] do is you like split-push.

[07:12:11] It's kind of similar to what I was telling Jhinx here during his game, but I guess I

[07:12:15] don't know when I would tell him like, okay, so that's fighting now.

[07:12:26] So how we do this, we're going to look for our blue and then after the blue we're going

[07:12:28] to play on some other shed.

[07:12:37] How do I screw in level 30?

[07:12:39] My guys, genuine question.

[07:12:41] If Jinx is starting League of Sparta, you just start playing as well type 1.

[07:12:45] If you've always been playing at type 2, and if you're never doing a touch of type 3.

[07:12:49] I'm actually curious.

[07:12:52] Alright, so now we're getting this room and playing on our top side and after that we

[07:13:05] should be able to look for a fight med.

[07:13:07] Let's turn this up too.

[07:13:24] That's actually a lot of ones.

[07:13:26] Like a lot of twos, so that's a ton of ones, wow.

[07:13:31] And yes, this is a hard sell version of the Cinematic League song.

[07:14:31] The five signs should go to death, the body, death, death, death, death, death, death,

[07:14:57] What an insane banger bro.

[07:15:23] Okay, we have to look through Med right now.

[07:15:53] I mean not just fucking sucks cause like we get a really good play but we can't even look

[07:16:00] for an end here.

[07:16:01] So you know what I'm gonna play on bot turret then.

[07:16:03] If I can't end through meta I'll just suck through bot.

[07:16:14] So then the team lose with such a big lead. This game, real answer, they didn't get the

[07:16:30] dragons. That's why. Because the thing is we have a team comp that out scales the enemies,

[07:16:40] Which means that the later in the game it goes, the more favorite it is for us.

[07:16:50] So the only way that the enemy team can possibly win is if they end earlier, but if they don't

[07:17:00] get the jargon and they're just fucking

[07:17:12] emitting punch fries

[07:17:30] There is one that people do where it's like deathfire touch and black cleaver thundering

[07:17:39] despair.

[07:17:40] I want to see if we can play through top here.

[07:17:56] And Icebutt, Yesheev, Leo, and Marsh saying answer to subs, Kordini and Penidus saying answer to subs as well, and Rogue saying the problem as well, I think he has.

[07:18:08] I wonder if those are chance so we can actually look on the enemies here.

[07:18:13] Wow.

[07:18:15] That's fucking crazy.

[07:18:22] You know what, if they can just like kill the Graves, that's worth.

[07:18:26] I'm Mr. Jinxie coaching, how was it?

[07:18:31] Guys, how was it rated 1 to 10? Be brutally honest.

[07:18:48] Like brutally honest, what would we say?

[07:18:56] I'm seeing a lot of times actually long

[07:19:17] What do you guys say was the best coaching so far yes or no

[07:19:24] I think what I really liked about today is the fact that he really got to a point where

[07:19:33] he was like almost carrying the fucking games.

[07:19:37] You know what I mean?

[07:19:40] Like it was actually crazy.

[07:19:42] Oh no, I'm done.

[07:19:49] What'd you get from KFC?

[07:19:58] My wife ordered a chicken bucket earlier, with thousand chicken sandwiches.

[07:20:04] Yeah, it was, by far, nice.

[07:20:09] Okay, so James asked me to check if Tyler1 is down for the class tomorrow.

[07:20:16] Let's see.

[07:20:41] Bro, he's still acting on chest.

[07:20:44] it's locked in on fucking chess

[07:21:00] the bros to walk in on the fucking chess

[07:21:07] I'll see you buddy.

[07:21:13] Oh, Rain Man, they're inside in Pre-Shap.

[07:21:16] Thank you.

[07:21:22] Let's see if he's down.

[07:21:24] the

[07:21:40] What? And I featured them in the Bits and Rain Man, they even sent us all, real, but

[07:21:55] Rain Man, they even sent us all for a shot. Thank you.

[07:21:59] Okay, so Tyler's down. It's Kadeem down. I don't play Clash Law like Steve. Oh my god.

[07:22:08] To deem bro, it's going to be the most fun we've ever had, I promise.

[07:22:17] It's like 8.30 to 9.15 p.m. start.

[07:22:21] Me, you, Tyler, Juan, Jinxie, Hums.

[07:22:24] Alright, nice, something message Jinxie.

[07:22:34] The colors down, another guy named Hums is down.

[07:22:40] Still confirming.

[07:22:57] All right, nice, we're good.

[07:23:04] Hey there in 9.15, yeah depends on if we're going to be tier 1 or tier 3 or tier 2, I mean.

[07:23:12] Okay wait, I need to blow my nose one second.

[07:23:34] All right, I'll see you guys.

[07:24:03] Okay, so we have Narvae, Kale, Aphelios, Maokai, and me team.

[07:24:08] Wow, that's gonna be another hard game.

[07:24:10] We definitely aren't able to go assassin though.

[07:24:13] It's like setting all these games like a number go assassin as much as I want to.

[07:24:21] Did he already coach?

[07:24:22] He was sitting there bro.

[07:24:23] You might have to watch the Vod back.

[07:24:26] No, I'm kidding.

[07:24:29] Okay, so we're going to play for the blue to Krugs, and after that we should begin.

[07:24:38] Okay, so if we win this game, I think we're back to 200 LP, which is low key where we

[07:24:53] need to be right now.

[07:24:54] I mean they're actually up on the day if I'm on the second

[07:25:02] So we're gonna be able to see what this one rappers where the bias going because if she shows up and I'm on walls

[07:25:07] I'm not just going the same as me because like I get to my third count the same time she gets her third

[07:25:12] But she doesn't show up in the next like five seconds. I would know for a fact that she's probably be clearing up

[07:25:18] There you go, so she goes on rappers. So means that we're gonna be playing for

[07:25:22] that means we're going to need a bot and mid pro because if you don't have that then there's

[07:25:30] no chance you can make anything work.

[07:25:50] Now we just play for Raptors, we look on red, and then after red we can look on the Krugs.

[07:25:58] Like this is genuinely looking insanely good for us.

[07:26:05] Jynx needs someone else?

[07:26:06] Nice.

[07:26:07] Oh fuck.

[07:26:08] Wait, she got a double and she's going to live.

[07:26:13] No fucking shot.

[07:26:16] Okay, someone's just playing the barcrab.

[07:26:23] How hard can you be to learn from the player I like or design?

[07:26:27] Try to help them.

[07:26:30] The question isn't how hard is a champion.

[07:26:32] It's how long are you willing to commit to learning the champion?

[07:26:41] nice cancelled her Q with the fucking boss cone and now we're back to base

[07:26:55] fucking bitch so I'm just run up we play for the top crab and then we're good

[07:27:03] Nice, well I guess I'll grab two.

[07:27:12] Alright, so now we just plan reset and then afterwards we can just play for our gluttonous

[07:27:21] I'm gonna screw you to something, I'll also get a long sword.

[07:27:34] Alright, let's get it done now guys.

[07:27:47] It's like just grump all the way to Krog, so I'm good.

[07:27:51] What I really want to do is get this dragon here though, 30 seconds.

[07:28:18] actually not bad. So just get our rappers and operas you put on the crocsons

[07:28:26] give me a... is he listening to the same song soothe your tism? it's not the same

[07:28:30] one, dude. Everyone is different just as I have someone BPM's doesn't mean they're

[07:28:36] the same. It's like saying all people from like X place all look the same you

[07:28:43] It's like once you actually understand you realize that's not sure at all

[07:28:56] Okay, so we're gonna play on this dragon here

[07:29:04] I just have also just hope that the enemy held us won't tell us

[07:29:13] Pretty giant in the nephrons, you're just like Strip Odd.

[07:29:23] Come on, please somebody get this.

[07:29:33] Nice.

[07:29:34] You know what?

[07:29:35] If there's a chance that they could maybe kill this here, I'm happy, but nah, I shouldn't

[07:29:39] mind back in.

[07:29:40] I shouldn't mind back in, but I was just like feeling the vibe, you know what I mean?

[07:29:42] I've tried on Mogo, I tried recording a video of it off stream, but then I tried doing my

[07:29:50] first game and when I did, my camera just wasn't working, so I said alright, fuck this.

[07:29:59] Can I tell you how this one is always kind of similar, no, not at all.

[07:30:09] The thing about a hardstyle is characterized by BPM, right?

[07:30:17] So if you're going to listen to a song like this,

[07:30:24] versus one that's completely different,

[07:30:27] two of them might sound the same.

[07:30:28] But people that actually listen to the genre

[07:30:30] know that it's different, right?

[07:30:31] Like for example, compare this one to this one, you're gonna realize that they're not

[07:30:43] even in the same league.

[07:30:45] So now we're gonna do some play for the boss and bot side clear and then we should be able

[07:31:00] Let's look for re7sigrubs.

[07:31:04] Just gonna ignore this guy.

[07:31:14] Let's check out...

[07:31:23] I think I have Jynx as a person to be brutally honest,

[07:31:26] or something to be brutal about, bro.

[07:31:28] He's even like a really nice guy, genuinely.

[07:31:33] A really nice guy that's like dedicated and driven towards his work.

[07:31:50] How can I lead with ults because he flashes?

[07:31:52] Yep, let's see.

[07:32:02] Oh, come on.

[07:32:08] I'm gonna run until she's ulted and then I kill her.

[07:32:14] You guys like that?

[07:32:15] I had to use my Q the second she was in range.

[07:32:18] Literally second choose and Ranger I'll side by

[07:32:35] All right, so now we're gonna do certain found the grubs and then afterwards we should begin

[07:32:43] Fuck

[07:32:45] I don't think going for a topgank works.

[07:32:52] Oh, I can't say about this.

[07:32:59] Oh, no.

[07:33:05] I mean, this is actually just so fucking sad, though.

[07:33:09] But you know what? It's fine. Listen.

[07:33:11] We still got two grubs out of the three, so I think it's okay.

[07:33:29] What do you want to play now?

[07:33:37] Let's listen to...

[07:33:41] Okay, so we lost our Gromp, but we can get our Wolves then, we just clear towards Dragon

[07:33:52] and we get that for free.

[07:33:53] Remember, so last you can secure the Dragons and Dragon Soul, it's good at the end, right?

[07:34:07] So we get the Raptors, and afterwards it's Krugs into Dragon.

[07:34:19] Five seconds left on the Dragon.

[07:34:26] They just found this and now it's free.

[07:34:36] As long as our team rotates, we're gonna be okay.

[07:34:47] a

[07:35:01] I mean nice, okay wait, it's your chance that she pops off here though. I don't think so

[07:35:11] I mean, maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe no

[07:35:14] Yeah, that just sucks like a really really really really blows that are already got caught there

[07:35:20] He's fighting a cotton. What do you mean? It's like one hand?

[07:35:24] She's just in such a bad position

[07:35:29] You got King Von Hardstyle, I'll give you this

[07:35:35] Now when you guys listen to the song don't judge it right away

[07:35:39] just trust me okay I know what you're thinking you're thinking like what the fuck is he listening to

[07:35:48] like no way bro is listening to Mongolian throat singing just trust okay many people

[07:35:57] haven't trusted me in the past with this one then they all regretted it

[07:35:59] Alright, top to bot folk, and then we're going to get him.

[07:36:15] Okay, romp, and then afterwards, wolves, and then plant the bot slot.

[07:36:26] Okay, guys feeling it now?

[07:36:56] I probably don't have like two games up with this.

[07:37:03] Why, what's up?

[07:37:06] Okay.

[07:37:22] Perfect.

[07:37:26] Holy song, I told the guys to trust, at least that is.

[07:37:40] Alright, and now we can just reset, let me show you again.

[07:37:49] Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to get this here, and let me show you again.

[07:37:56] Okay, one minute until it alters up.

[07:38:03] Maybe we can even look for some kind of like invade overshare.

[07:38:16] you dive on this shit.

[07:38:29] Nice.

[07:38:33] Now, I saw that the bar was heading towards bot,

[07:38:36] so that means if we look for the top side,

[07:38:37] we should be getting top side into our tower,

[07:38:40] this is definitely our best call.

[07:38:42] One is set up that position.

[07:38:44] Risk is, I go for raptors,

[07:38:45] I get clapped on by like Ari or not Ari but Kale

[07:38:52] We're gonna make a build guide when I hit challenger

[07:38:55] The reason why I'm delayed making a hacker build guide for like a very long time is because I don't want to like make a build guide

[07:39:00] They don't feel like a hundred percent confident in and even though I have hit challenger without making a build guide

[07:39:07] It's like it would feel more like it wasn't because of the build then it would feel like it was because of it, you know

[07:39:15] We have to get this out here now.

[07:39:24] I'm in 100 gold and we're going to get our Black Cleaver.

[07:40:05] FAAAX! Alright there we go. Alright so now we have to look on the Jag here.

[07:40:21] Any chance for the weapons? Shopping to help?

[07:40:35] I mean listen bottom line is I managed to pull the kale and the why with us so no I

[07:40:50] can just win for free that's what we're fucking looking for okay Loki kind of crazed that she

[07:40:56] didn't kill the neither though nice very good

[07:41:08] the wildest fantasy

[07:41:17] all right we have to look to play on the dragon on them we should be getting

[07:41:26] Okay, can I play an OG classic for you guys right now that some of you are gonna like

[07:41:36] remember and others might not?

[07:41:40] This song is elite ball knowledge, like if you know this, respect, hold on, can I say

[07:41:51] no no please please

[07:41:54] Okay

[07:42:04] Anybody recognize did I should have some build that but that must be like no way

[07:42:11] Tokyo city like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit gods and with a bat grenade gods and a

[07:42:18] God piss and began to attack

[07:42:21] I will say that I will bend up a can of jack food.

[07:42:27] Hey, so now we play on the Raptors, and after that we can maybe look on either some of them on the top side.

[07:42:31] I think the top side is far more consistent.

[07:42:43] It says, the ultimate showdown about the mid-dancin' knee.

[07:42:47] One time like three years ago, I literally spent an entire night until like four in the morning memorizing the lyrics for no reason.

[07:42:57] I literally just woke up and I was like, I need to memorize that song. I don't know why.

[07:43:47] I don't want to look for baron, I don't think we can, especially in all thoughts might.

[07:44:03] Damn, RAP Chuck Norris bro.

[07:44:10] This is probably the hacker mark again, depending on the comp, yes.

[07:44:17] This is how a lot of times you just have to like default first.

[07:44:24] and

[07:44:38] holly shits every fucking tried

[07:44:54] Nah, that's fine, it's like a fucking classic though.

[07:44:59] Alright guys, we need to play for the Baron.

[07:45:06] Sposions.

[07:45:10] Here.

[07:45:14] Dragon's up in a minute 30, we're gonna have to play on this.

[07:45:19] Dragon's up in a minute, 30. We're gonna have to play on this.

[07:45:34] Okay, we have to play for the Gromp, and after Gromp, we can look on the crab.

[07:46:19] I can't go back in.

[07:46:24] I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to play for the gromp and then after the gromp

[07:46:40] we can look on the dragon and we should be fine okay so all we can do is we can just

[07:46:52] find this dragon and then we'll begin

[07:46:56] hey guys dragon and then we reset we can put on the baron here

[07:47:10] I

[07:47:21] Soon

[07:47:40] I think our best right now should be to play on the Raptors and not for us when we look towards mid.

[07:47:50] If he feels he walks up it should be a free kill.

[07:48:10] Okay, Jhin kills everyone, Jhin kills everyone, Jhin kills everyone, nice.

[07:48:18] Okay, so where did Arrelia and Auri die?

[07:48:22] Did they both die top?

[07:48:25] Cause I'm looking at them like wait what the fuck happened to those two?

[07:48:30] I think I might even play for Ragnarans.

[07:48:32] Ah, they're really long.

[07:48:33] Nah, I think I'd rather do like Desons.

[07:48:35] What are the typical mistakes in jungler you can fix being locked in?

[07:48:46] Ah, Nauticaan you're- oh I think that was a- Nauticaan you're minimap enough is like

[07:48:55] one of the big ones.

[07:48:57] Because like jungler is all about like observation and then adapting right?

[07:49:02] and adaptational skills that's on Iraq like the biggest thing that you can like do

[07:49:32] Okay, Loki could be like a baron angle, but we need a good fight first.

[07:49:47] Oh no.

[07:50:02] I think we just lost.

[07:50:12] Wow.

[07:50:22] I mean, okay, not yet, not yet, not yet.

[07:50:31] Not yet, not yet, not yet.

[07:50:40] Oh my God.

[07:50:42] Okay.

[07:50:54] Viewbot asked chat bro, true.

[07:50:57] Chat said, one of you guys saw

[07:50:58] viewbot type different.

[07:50:59] I need every single viewbot and non-viewbot since I don't respond now.

[07:51:29] I would just have to play so for the soul the only problem is that only ocean soul actually

[07:51:39] like wins the first

[07:52:02] okay

[07:52:03] No. Oh, no.

[07:52:08] No.

[07:52:14] Oh, no backup, by the way.

[07:52:21] It's 3v3, but the Aphelios is full HP coming in, fresh off base.

[07:52:25] I'm scared. I'm actually scared. I'm actually scared. I'm actually scared.

[07:52:33] Oh

[07:52:44] Okay, maybe we just go garden angel then

[07:52:57] Yeah, I don't understand how this why is getting on the back line

[07:52:59] and then just like living for like 10 seconds straight.

[07:53:18] His thing is that we don't dive the kale

[07:53:20] and try to anything to her, she just wins.

[07:53:26] But then it's also impossible for our jinx

[07:53:28] like all of the uh...

[07:53:58] Oh my god.

[07:54:07] Oh my god.

[07:54:22] Oh my god.

[07:54:23] Oh my god.

[07:54:24] Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[07:54:25] Hold on, hon.

[07:54:26] I think Ari needs to go Zonus or Brabo.

[07:54:42] Like she's not useful as the damage carry.

[07:54:54] We might actually have a chance here guys.

[07:55:24] He has white gun we need to be careful

[07:55:35] Are you no bro

[07:55:47] They didn't try to solve it

[07:55:49] Okay, so we got the Vi flash, unironically not bad.

[07:55:57] Like, if Vi's flash is down, I mean, it's actually kind of just like Flash ult on the

[07:56:07] right

[07:56:09] right

[07:56:11] right

[07:56:13] right

[07:56:15] right

[07:56:17] right

[07:56:19] right

[07:56:21] right

[07:56:23] right

[07:56:25] right

[07:56:27] we lost

[07:56:29] damn

[07:56:31] I mean did we lose

[07:56:33] wait maybe

[07:56:35] wait wait wait what the fuck wait wait wait wait wait wait for me wait for me wait for me wait for me

[07:56:44] we lost

[07:56:52] i mean that sucks bro

[07:56:53] Jynx is always bad in S1 today.

[07:57:02] Yeah, he's still in my game most of the time.

[07:57:13] Sad.

[07:57:20] Actually very sad dude.

[07:57:21] But I mean it's fine, listen, what about the next one?

[07:57:24] I know like locking on my performance right now.

[07:57:32] That's gonna be fine.

[07:57:38] Next you can go in and practice with Jameson, Monday 1, smiley objectives, they understand the concept.

[07:57:43] I don't think that's actually that necessary, to be honest.

[07:57:47] Like, that's like later on, you know what I mean?

[07:57:51] I'm not even kidding when I say that it's like, or you just go walk it in though, or

[07:58:10] you just walk it in.

[07:58:13] I think you did your best.

[07:58:15] Listen to cac mommy sped up energy.

[07:58:35] Oh yeah also guys, in case you guys were wondering about the pen comment, so I'm gonna try doing

[07:58:43] some things where for the champions that Jinxie plays whether it's like Warwick

[07:58:49] Yi all that kind of stuff I'm gonna do kind of like guess the ranked videos so

[07:58:53] you can see what people at different ranks do on those kinds of champs so if

[07:58:58] you guys want to like submit plays from like any elo then you just run that

[07:59:01] and then you can assemble them in.

[07:59:06] We're gonna be doing that soon.

[07:59:12] James is obviously overwhelmed and fights and pumping

[07:59:14] is just gonna see another drag.

[07:59:16] Yeah, it's gonna come with time.

[07:59:21] It's okay, it's gonna come with time.

[07:59:25] Maybe I'll actually do a Warwick game here.

[07:59:27] Bokeh might do a Warwick game.

[07:59:28] Let me see if I can get a last pick.

[07:59:44] Do I need a one trick to climb?

[07:59:45] Well, you don't have to, but it's a lot easier if you do, always.

[07:59:55] Alright guys, should we do...

[07:59:58] What are we thinking here? Is it going to be a hacker game or is it going to be a warwick game?

[08:00:02] So far I'm thinking it might be a hacker month.

[08:00:17] Are we going to see warwick? We might, we might depending.

[08:00:20] Okay, I'm best at jungle, we're going to try it here, we're going to try it here, let's

[08:00:31] So it looks like pt is just better.

[08:01:01] Alright, okay so are we gonna do the uh, let me think.

[08:01:11] Oh nice.

[08:01:16] So guys I said like I have this gonna be the perfect game to one trick or to walk in

[08:01:26] Warwick. So it turns out that the enemy jungler this game is actually an LCS player, so he's a pro player,

[08:01:33] and he's in rank 1 and 8 before, and he's also like, he likes to write ranks in my career and

[08:01:44] selects onto, so it should be a fun one. Which is something like what we should do for abilities.

[08:01:50] like do you want to start with W or do you want to start with Q? Jungle. So it's like QW, E and then QMax.

[08:02:02] So QW, E and then QMax. And then you add TMS into either Blader and King or Kraken say.

[08:02:14] Look, I'll probably do like cracking so I'll just see.

[08:02:28] Okay, smiting the first camp probably makes no sense if I don't have my W.

[08:02:35] Why not bad?

[08:02:43] At least you just have to play for this one, let me get him.

[08:02:59] Am I wrong if I said I'm pretty sure Warwick is a champion that like the lower health you are?

[08:03:04] Although I hope the enemy campus a better it is to just like not kite was that warwick or was it a or was it fucking all off

[08:03:11] Which one was it where it's like you're actually better off not even cutting the camp but you just have to get out of it

[08:03:18] It might have been I don't know might have been work or might have been all off one of the two

[08:03:34] Is this GG? No, I don't know, we're going to be fine. Just in the process.

[08:03:58] I think it's Warwick, is it? So, no one's supposed to like headcams on Warwick?

[08:04:04] But I feel like I'm definitely clearing wrong if my full clear is going to be like taking

[08:04:10] the longer than the crab.

[08:04:13] I should look at what we can clear guide after this game.

[08:04:27] Is there any chance for like a bot gank here?

[08:04:42] So the ambassador is definitely top.

[08:04:49] So the ambassador is top,

[08:04:50] then we'll just pay for the bot crab

[08:04:51] and then after that we should be good.

[08:04:57] I think we're just like going here

[08:05:04] I'm actually so fucking sad wow

[08:05:11] Like that's actually so fucking sad wow

[08:05:15] I'm pretty sure I'm planning to reset here

[08:05:23] But if they ward this I'm fucked like my entire clear is complete ruin

[08:05:28] But yeah, now what we'll just get is probably just like triple triple on-sword

[08:05:34] What works clear should be 257

[08:05:39] So it's a wait I'm retarded is that two seconds later or three seconds before crab

[08:05:53] Okay, so what is fighting right now?

[08:06:10] I've lost my Raptors, but I'm going to be honest with someone who will not become this

[08:06:14] whatever.

[08:06:16] Please do W max.

[08:06:18] All right fine.

[08:06:34] I'm going to have to actually look on those.

[08:06:42] Okay so what we'll do is we'll just put on this and I'll begin.

[08:06:48] Uh, it doesn't interest me.

[08:06:50] Like, real target just doesn't interest me.

[08:06:56] Comet says some reminds me too much of Overwatch, it doesn't feel like a MOBA.

[08:07:06] I'm gonna wait in this bush.

[08:07:08] I mean, Loki if you guys fight this you can maybe do it.

[08:07:27] Well, that's fucked up.

[08:07:33] We're going to lose VodKrab and probably Dragon too.

[08:07:35] That was a really horrible death.

[08:07:46] Listen, I'm telling you guys we're gonna be okay though.

[08:07:49] Like I know it's really fucked up right now but it's actually fine.

[08:07:55] And a male there in Primarkham. Thank you.

[08:07:59] And Sadmu and so I'm tearing us with the subs.

[08:08:05] Let's see if I'm going to miss.

[08:08:15] Nice, okay, we got a free kill.

[08:08:18] Now my guess is that

[08:08:20] She's gonna be like around here. No, she cleared upwards, didn't she?

[08:08:30] We'll talk though if the I messed up fights me, I'm pretty sure I just won.

[08:08:35] I guess I'm going to need one more auto.

[08:08:56] Fuck dude.

[08:08:57] Whatever.

[08:08:58] Okay, so now, you know what, what if instead of Bork, I just went Kraken, so I think Kraken

[08:09:03] there's actually better well do like to know we can do turn this up magical

[08:09:12] guys listen first game of work and wow it's gonna be fun and Bubba varsity's

[08:09:18] chill hunter and sector saying yes for sons thank you

[08:09:24] Yeah, we're definitely gonna have to pay for our top to bottom and afterwards we can look

[08:09:42] comes on. Okay, so Comma. Comma's low HP, I don't know if I'd be able to do anything against her.

[08:09:50] All right, so we just wait for the rest of this bot side.

[08:10:12] I'm going to hit 7 and then we should be in a really nice spot.

[08:10:18] So the good news is I'll have this up in like 3 seconds so the Loki can even play on this.

[08:10:39] a little bit worried though.

[08:11:04] Now the good news is I do have my ults, but the bad news is I don't understand what I'm

[08:11:08] really do it there right now. Unless I just path all the way around because this is

[08:11:12] control-ordered. So you know they have no vision here so if I try something.

[08:11:38] I'm gonna ask you some fucking crime.

[08:11:50] But guys, I'm on jam, I actually start crying.

[08:11:56] Yep, no I agree.

[08:12:03] I think it's also like, I think it's also Loki starting to feel right now.

[08:12:11] Okay, so play for the top to bottom and then afterwards I'll see if we can maybe look for something else.

[08:12:19] Alright.

[08:12:24] Now we can Loki look for a kill on the Akali button.

[08:12:33] Yeah, I don't think I think I do.

[08:12:37] Okay.

[08:12:40] So there's really like no gang up at the end. The shit thing is that I'm losing a lot.

[08:12:45] She just keeps invading me and there's not much I can know about it.

[08:13:03] Maybe we can actually look for a mokai in here.

[08:13:16] Nice.

[08:13:22] Mokai I think could even play on like some kind of killing karma.

[08:13:33] Perfect. Easy as fuck. So now we just ping this, and then I throw that way to here.

[08:13:41] So I drop a ward and then Nidgen is gonna come from base, and then he doesn't kill him.

[08:13:46] Cause we're just gonna walk here and then probably like, eat this bush, right? So if

[08:13:50] I come from behind, he's dead.

[08:13:53] What? What? What? What? Okay, reset.

[08:14:09] So we're going to crack in and then next time I'm definitely going to be tabby.

[08:14:34] Maybe we could actually look for something over here.

[08:14:41] The daughter, maybe, now I think our best play actually would just be playing on like the Krugs to Grom.

[08:15:01] They might ride a moving opportunity, while they're placed with an infinitely more broken item so I can only complain.

[08:15:09] Kraken sucks on Warwick, but it has a better win rate than Bork does.

[08:15:16] I feel like it's situational to parent if they're a squishy or not.

[08:15:31] I guess I shouldn't have went in, but I genuinely thought that we were going to like fight that

[08:15:59] there like it from the bottom of my heart I was like oh yeah dude like we have

[08:16:03] numbers here definitely gonna fight but I'm gonna just send so

[08:16:13] board versus Kraken is situational correct okay let's do second item I

[08:16:24] think we just do like Titanic Hydra and then we'll go like that sounds this game

[08:16:29] you

[08:16:55] Let me mouse fucking this on

[08:16:59] Oh wait, nice, you just sized anyways, right?

[08:17:06] Yeah, perfect.

[08:17:08] No way, bro.

[08:17:10] Yeah, there's no way we're f**king this up, right?

[08:17:13] Okay, good.

[08:17:15] So I think all of the units are just going to play for these crugs.

[08:17:18] And after these crugs, I'm going to look for the...

[08:17:20] I think I just found Harold, honestly.

[08:17:29] That's the thing about it is that Ambassador vs Board, the second shield I just used my

[08:17:56] and now she can't do shit and she dies.

[08:17:59] It's really gonna match up for me.

[08:18:02] I just don't try to fuck up really the way I did.

[08:18:12] Oh my god.

[08:18:15] Ahhhh.

[08:18:18] I go, well the good news is that at least these guys back off,

[08:18:21] but the bad news is it just feels like every single fight that we try going forward is just done so fucked up.

[08:18:26] I say perfect like that dude it's perfect like we are really not going to solve it this

[08:18:33] shit it is perfect bro okay so now what you have to do is you have to put on the red

[08:18:51] I don't know, I'm beggin'

[08:18:57] Go stride, Baker

[08:19:01] Over Titanic? Nah, I'm fuckin' me too

[08:19:04] I mean, I guess, if you're saying that it's because they're like

[08:19:07] uh, they kite away from you, maybe

[08:19:09] Is it really worth it?

[08:19:21] Yeah, you know what, maybe I will actually.

[08:19:29] It's actually like for an inmate on this.

[08:19:47] Best play would probably be just play on the gromp and then afterwards looking for something

[08:19:50] on Lux.

[08:19:51] you

[08:20:21] Nice.

[08:20:23] Any chance we can farm Liskum?

[08:20:30] I'm going to pretend like I'm backing off and then I'll turn back.

[08:20:46] Perfect. 1k Bouncy.

[08:20:48] So now we can just play for reset and then

[08:20:54] Do I really want to do stridebreaker? Yeah, I guess I guess it is worth it

[08:21:11] Damn I guess taking my work against an LCS player isn't actually as fast as I thought it would be

[08:21:15] pre-recorded stream it's good fit

[08:21:18] We're definitely going to have to play towards, I think I'm going to do like, that's done,

[08:21:27] someone goes for every side share.

[08:21:36] You know what's so insane though?

[08:21:56] How many abilities did I use there and I did 552 damage, what?

[08:22:03] Like our Karma Shield is really that fucked up and retarded.

[08:22:08] You know what I mean?

[08:22:11] Like that's actually crazy.

[08:22:14] That's like legit crazy.

[08:22:15] This is gonna be bad, like really fucking bad.

[08:22:23] Maybe not.

[08:22:24] Oh my god.

[08:22:25] Nice.

[08:22:26] Mid.

[08:22:27] Okay, we have to just start on the chart here.

[08:22:56] I mean, real talk, we get the dragon, we get all their flashes on, and their ults, I would

[08:23:19] say that's worth like I'm a hundred percent saying that's what for us you see

[08:23:30] the club to a shop on Twitter account

[08:23:37] oh this sounds like it's on

[08:23:49] All right guys, it's a top-to-bottom program. I'm gonna get here

[08:23:54] Are you guys ready to get it done now? Yes or no?

[08:24:00] Yes or no, you guys ready to get it done?

[08:24:19] I mean, dude, I'm going to be honest, I've been since this game just won, playable.

[08:24:49] But it's like at the same time am I supposed to sit here and get fucking serpents on this

[08:24:55] warwick?

[08:24:56] Like how else are we going to play the game, we can't, I need to.

[08:25:02] Like this is so AIDS but there's no way around it.

[08:25:07] But we're just healing the entire health bar.

[08:25:13] Make a video of the Jinx 40k damage game, uh, maybe, we'll see.

[08:25:22] Alright, so you guys, while I'm playing Warwick, we're learning for Jinx, add dauntas, nice,

[08:25:43] I saw like a little thing a bit earlier, so I just like bookmarked it to see later

[08:25:49] What is it did they they just posted the clip what's something about like you can get ink shadow you

[08:26:04] They're really gonna want to plan this sir

[08:26:13] Welcome. Thank you.

[08:26:43] I mean I think it just hinted right like does that mess really kill all three here?

[08:26:57] Well it's nice to know she's not that broken, cheers dude.

[08:27:03] Okay so now we have our siblings too, it's gonna be nice.

[08:27:06] Nice, very good.

[08:27:08] Alright, so they got ace, no more baron for them. Cheers, bro.

[08:27:14] Are you purposely building bad items on Warwick?

[08:27:17] Well, dude, I'm forced to get serpents this game, aren't I?

[08:27:20] If I don't get serpents, what the fuck happened?

[08:27:27] Well, that's just what it is.

[08:27:29] Like the Karma is shielding her entire team for like 4k of fights, the Ambassador is shielding

[08:27:40] herself for like 2k of fights.

[08:27:43] Like how do you want me to play against that?

[08:27:46] on the subsurface.

[08:28:05] Not gonna get as wrong with those items, sorry Darksword.

[08:28:08] As long as we got the approval from you, we're good.

[08:28:12] Yeah, cause I was gonna say, I don't think anything's wrong

[08:28:14] with my items at all, to be honest.

[08:28:15] I think I'm building perfectly.

[08:28:17] I'm a team in Squishy, so I go for the Kraken.

[08:28:20] They kite, so I go for the Strybreak over Titanic.

[08:28:23] And then afterwards, it's just my shielding,

[08:28:25] so I need some runs.

[08:28:29] Oh, he's fine.

[08:28:45] Okay, that was actually really perfectly horrible, wow, and so I'm going to be game losing them.

[08:28:58] Okay, so next item, we could just do Death's Dance, I feel like that's my only option.

[08:29:09] They can't run each other.

[08:29:28] Warcraft should be point and click.

[08:29:29] Can you just be back in the day actually?

[08:29:36] Okay, so now it's matching the Eucalyptus, I mean, so I remember this one.

[08:30:02] Okay, so that's the edge of nighttime, so I am legit just like Altima.

[08:30:32] Listen, Nikoi goes in with her ult, gets nothing, I think it's fun.

[08:31:02] Okay, we need another team to actually group here.

[08:31:30] That fucking blows I needed to I need to tell to a I didn't think I needed to tell it because I was like, oh, maybe I'll be fine

[08:31:35] But yeah, I wasn't fine at all like that was genuinely fucking horrible

[08:31:39] Okay, so if I ever get caught I need to out out instantly because if I don't know it's out then I'm like just gonna die

[08:31:46] Wow teams mostly forgot this so let's show

[08:31:49] Because really low so she can't go in and if a cause level then I feel like maybe we could actually hold off the bearing

[08:31:55] There's any chance for that maybe

[08:32:00] I'm going to run.

[08:32:25] I just don't know anything dude, what a side game.

[08:32:41] So I guess Ward vs Enchanters is like the fucking most horrible pick ever.

[08:32:46] So if it's Enchanters support I'll do a highcrim, but if it's like a tank support I can actually

[08:32:49] fight again so it's going to be fun.

[08:33:01] Have your motivation, that's all right.

[08:33:15] Holy fuck this champ is useless.

[08:33:18] Well it depends on the combat, I think it's just really bad against any champs that have shields

[08:33:22] Because being forced to build the Sermons on him just really sucks

[08:33:36] Alright

[08:34:07] All right, um, I mean this guy doesn't play Borek, he's not like a Borek one trick, so

[08:34:34] If he's playing Warwick and Gold, I'm not going to watch that video.

[08:34:37] I don't know if he's this guy.

[08:34:46] What region?

[08:34:47] E-Wast?

[08:34:49] Okay.

[08:35:04] No one cares get to the fucking news, bro

[08:35:30] No one cares show me the early clear

[08:35:34] So this is our skill.

[08:36:04] Also, it does go E. That's interesting.

[08:36:32] you

[08:37:02] Alright, that should be good. Alright, we got it.

[08:37:10] Alright, let's go guys.

[08:37:15] So it's Q-W-E, right? And then after that we'll be good.

[08:37:21] So in a game like this, for example, we'll go Tiamat, and then yeah, I think it's stuff like

[08:37:27] another cracking game.

[08:37:36] Alright, let's go.

[08:37:38] It's a kitty versus the doggie, and you're actually, lower accurate matchup.

[08:38:02] The build is way different now, I assume the build is different, but as long as the full

[08:38:06] clears the same attribute to find you need to keep mobs low HP but not kill

[08:38:25] them and you got the toxin boost for all mobs

[08:38:36] and

[08:38:45] whoo case of people are the most we see ball and

[08:38:48] rose anything better than seeing that as a work player

[08:38:54] like a ball in his fucking like a

[08:38:57] most and I just get a faster clear literally for free how fucking ridiculous

[08:39:01] is that

[08:39:05] Like that's actually the most insane shit ever, what?

[08:39:35] Well, we are gonna get the crab fast as fuck now because this that's actually insane dude

[08:39:55] Okay, so now we get this and afterwards we can look on the the Krugs

[08:40:05] Okay, not bad.

[08:40:35] I would just like Q through the lane and then afterwards I'll play on the topcrab and then

[08:40:41] maybe we can get up like some kind of like a...

[08:40:45] I think trying to go for a kill on Vayne would be too greedy to be honest.

[08:40:51] Alright, so just recall and then we'll get like a double dagger.

[08:40:57] How do you have this skin?

[08:41:02] There's no way you're on your 5?

[08:41:04] yeah believe it or not all right let's go guys

[08:41:20] okay so we're gonna get the ground down then after ground we're gonna look for

[08:41:23] the tops of bottom we should be fine

[08:41:34] Okay, not bad.

[08:41:44] Okay, so we got the wobble sound and then obviously we look on the wrappers.

[08:42:04] in the mug, it's a T.

[08:42:14] It's actually funny to see how I literally don't fall below like 90% anymore.

[08:42:26] I'll say I'm looking for a mid-gank, but that like literally never works ever.

[08:42:32] Now, bot on the other hand.

[08:42:41] Okay, well, if it's more than what I'll do, I'll just wait for lane gank.

[08:43:02] I

[08:43:08] Not so lucky. Okay, so no one respond will do so we'll see if we look for some kind of top gang

[08:43:19] It's actually look if it's possible here and honestly should be

[08:43:32] Oh my god.

[08:43:42] Bro, no fucking way.

[08:43:52] I think I had deja vu about this moment.

[08:43:53] We're gonna die to Rangar.

[08:43:54] It's like I might be a fucking stupid retard

[08:44:16] guys you might have to stick that actor, but I'm not gonna lie

[08:44:23] okay, let's keep it good

[08:44:42] even if I flash on her, it's just like fucked anyways

[08:44:46] I think this is so ass.

[08:44:56] I'm all tier though, Rengar doesn't have his up.

[08:45:11] This is really bad.

[08:45:17] But guys, I'm going to keep it real,

[08:45:18] because it's actually really bad right now.

[08:45:29] Honestly, not the worst.

[08:45:31] Alright guys, this is uh, probably the last sign for us to stick to Akron for a while.

[08:45:44] But okay, we can still win about real shit.

[08:45:51] Like real talk, it could be free.

[08:45:54] But why are they not just walking up to me and dying though, like how cancer is that?

[08:46:08] Like generally how cancers are that, they aren't just walking up and dying.

[08:46:19] Is there any chance that Rengar decides to ultimate?

[08:46:41] Oh, that's her flash, Sean.

[08:46:49] Hey, I should not bad and I should be paying for welcome. Thank you

[08:46:54] Well, see, we got her all down.

[08:47:24] Guys, this game is a cracking game, right? Yes or no. I need you guys to tell me. I think the answer is yes, but you need to tell me.

[08:47:48] Alright, no one's gonna have to watch out because there's a good chance of Rengar looks for killing him here.

[08:47:54] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[08:48:19] Nice.

[08:48:21] Don't mess

[08:48:31] All right, well again, this is that we're soon to get them out of the gold

[08:48:41] I know result out worst case you know, not that even thing after all just reset

[08:48:51] I want to say yes is showing you why should I just go for it

[08:49:06] Let me see, is that Zawa guys or Chow?

[08:49:13] Zawa.

[08:49:16] Fuck Zawa.

[08:49:22] Nice, doesn't play anymore.

[08:49:25] Cheers.

[08:49:27] Fuck it, I'm doing this, don't cry.

[08:49:33] crack into it. Imagine carving jinx into the zero. Well the reason why I'm playing

[08:49:41] morg is I can learn it better so I can coach a mutter.

[08:50:03] I

[08:50:22] Well, it's one for one and I know we can do something about towards our tabby

[08:50:26] Borg applies so I'm gonna hit a flak down more with Q. Yeah, but Kraken does too, bro.

[08:50:32] Like guys, look at the win rate difference between Kraken and the other shed. Look.

[08:50:39] Like it literally looks fine, bro. Literally looks fine.

[08:50:46] 55% win rate, like it looks completely fine.

[08:50:51] It's a shybreaker.

[08:50:56] I think so, I personally helped your career a lot, um, last month at this time, I probably

[08:51:10] averaging like 800 purists, so yeah, I'd say so, it's been a, it's been surreal to say

[08:51:20] at least. That's why it's funny because a lot of times people ask me like,

[08:51:27] Don't us, what's your career going to look like in like five years from now?

[08:51:31] And it's like, I always tell them like, dude, I don't even know what's going to be like next

[08:51:33] one. You know what I mean? Like this, this job is so like crazy sometimes.

[08:51:50] Alright, so now what we should do is we should play Boston again.

[08:51:56] Watch your new players focus on all summons of junglers, optimizing efficiency in their

[08:52:04] jungle clear.

[08:52:07] I mean, it's just not a point now where you can walk into my challenge and do whatever

[08:52:27] the fuck he wants.

[08:52:37] What was the best time in your career?

[08:52:41] I'm not gonna lie to you, I think you guys are watching it right now.

[08:52:44] Like, I genuinely think right now we're in the good old days, you know what I mean, like,

[08:52:50] it's kind of crazy to say, but it's not feels.

[08:53:07] Nice.

[08:53:37] Alright, look on the wrap for some of them again.

[08:53:42] Did any people like 20,000 viewers in 2022?

[08:53:47] Uh, 2023 during the creative trip, yeah.

[08:53:50] But back then it only really peaked for like a week.

[08:53:54] And then afterwards everyone started getting banned, so then I became an alcoholic.

[08:54:07] I don't think there's any way that we can actually fight this Rangar here.

[08:54:13] Okay, we're going to definitely have to put it on the website and then we'll see if we

[08:54:24] do sign.

[08:54:37] You know what, I really want to look on this now.

[08:55:02] that fucking blow something just said now that's so sad oh my god this game is

[08:55:16] Spocked

[08:55:21] Good for an say

[08:55:36] All right guys, um

[08:55:42] I guess I have to do death sands next item

[08:55:46] and

[08:56:08] I'm in this and I fucked up the story game I can't believe my team can I?

[08:56:16] Okay, 1000 gold bouncing, now we can get this, doubling towards that stance.

[08:56:35] This could actually be decent.

[08:56:36] I had a leak, but you should start yelling at your teammates right about now.

[08:56:45] I should, I should, I should.

[08:56:48] Like, you're not wrong, but, um...

[08:56:52] But saying a little bit fucked up right now, to say the least.

[08:57:02] So, any chance that we could main play on this red chair?

[08:57:08] That's on the marriage?

[08:57:08] Thanks, Rico.

[08:57:45] this over, which I wish I didn't have to save but I think it is, fuck me, might still be

[08:58:10] a chance so maybe we're guessing about something's here on 15 it could be worse

[08:58:15] they'd be on 16

[08:58:40] Well guys, it's looking rough, but I don't think it's over yet, am I in sync for a second though?

[08:58:50] Like maybe we could do something crazy here.

[08:59:10] I'm just going to slide that in my shop, probably in my mouth.

[08:59:27] Alright guys, it's over.

[08:59:39] I do not need idle content next months, maybe.

[08:59:43] And I jet that in the front, welcome.

[08:59:45] Thank you.

[08:59:49] If you make it come back this game,

[08:59:51] I'll put my wife's dildo in my ass.

[09:00:00] I don't know what to say.

[09:00:09] Okay, where's our team?

[09:00:19] Okay, guys, I'm gonna be on...

[09:00:27] Whoa, these games are rough.

[09:00:32] counters

[09:00:40] while Rengar is one of the worst picks vs Warwick I've ever lost

[09:00:46] how the fuck did that happen?

[09:00:47] I'm not going to slip in but I'm going to go to my team

[09:00:50] like there are a few fucked up fights early

[09:00:54] and uh... nice to see you there on the platform, thank you!

[09:01:02] Alright.

[09:01:15] Oh, guys, we need some wins. Alright, it might be a hacker game. Hacker game to south of the win streak now.

[09:01:20] right now. I must say Nordic's like time period. Ok, we're still on that. We're getting

[09:01:42] Jynx see do content together and maybe get I'd be down for a

[09:01:46] I'd be down too.

[09:01:54] All right.

[09:02:02] All right guys listen so we're gonna do now is we're

[09:02:06] gonna just get a free little winner you ready

[09:02:10] It's been a lot of energy with Jinx, but it's time for the almighty, general god to walk in.

[09:02:14] I got you, I got you, I got you.

[09:02:17] Alright, let me just go take a piss and then I'll be ready for it.

[09:02:40] you

[09:03:10] you

[09:03:40] Alright guys, we gotta end it on the win. Let's go! We need to end it on the win right

[09:03:50] now. Alright. Is everybody ready for what's about to happen in this game yesterday? And

[09:04:05] I need you guys to be honest with me. Are you guys ready for what is about to happen?

[09:04:16] Now it's going to be a completely friggin.

[09:04:23] Like I'm not even fucking trolling.

[09:04:30] 2-1-1-1, yep.

[09:04:35] Alright guys, we need to do it here.

[09:04:42] 2-1-6 losses, ouch, it's okay.

[09:04:48] Listen, it is okay, we're gonna bring it back.

[09:04:53] Once you have to go DFT Hacker, you need 14 out of 20.

[09:05:02] When do you ever win that?

[09:05:03] Let me see when someone's on it.

[09:05:04] Surreal's watch.

[09:05:05] This game is going to be the first win of our fucking life.

[09:05:18] All right, let's go perfect slay shop

[09:05:30] You should have rainbow six with jungle where he's a coach. I've got one so yeah

[09:05:34] I've seen down in the game

[09:05:38] And I coached Jinx on garen guys I have a question do you think after finding work today Jinx

[09:05:47] see what even want to look twice at garen toplane yesterday. I'm gonna be honest I

[09:05:52] feel like we got him addicted it's like he finally found his champion what are

[09:06:00] you guys think

[09:06:17] Okay, so I play wolves all the way to Krugs and I feel like I can knock on the crab.

[09:06:27] No, no, no, no, nope.

[09:06:32] I don't know what you guys mean.

[09:06:37] In a few years we'll see Jynx and Nyman. No, no, in a few years.

[09:06:41] I'm not gonna lie to you if he starts doing genuinely like three hours a day and

[09:06:47] He like keeps walking work every game

[09:06:50] It could genuinely like I'm not I'm kidding it'd be like diamond by the end of the next like by the end of the summer

[09:06:55] You know honestly I

[09:06:58] Think he's sober by the end of next week and then it's just like the pathway to gold

[09:07:34] I know they want me to gank the janks but if I get double crab it's really nice.

[09:07:52] I don't know what I got here in time.

[09:07:55] Are we serious all right good would you go to diamond gem with James seem I'd be down

[09:08:13] even if I do end up hitting challenger by the end of May, I'd be definitely down at some point this

[09:08:28] summer or maybe even earlier if you would want to meet up.

[09:08:33] I doubt he would want to come to Montreal because he is doing consecutive streams for

[09:08:48] two years straight right so I don't think he got actually made like a like

[09:08:53] shovel

[09:09:03] where does Darth Maul get his shoes oh no fuck me he hit us with that

[09:09:18] I'm going to take that in the prime, welcome, thank you.

[09:09:25] We're going to meet me, we are friends for seven years, bro you literally live in like

[09:09:32] the Mexican ghettos, bro, I'm not even trolling.

[09:09:35] Like you walk outside and you don't even know whether your door is slamming or gunshots,

[09:09:39] but I don't think we're going to be going there anytime soon.

[09:09:47] afraid of about flying he won't travel yeah but didn't he go to the UK for the

[09:09:50] Sidemen charity thing

[09:09:57] I guess that's one of those things where it's like it's worth making the play

[09:10:00] for it but then she'll think in general I keep rather not

[09:10:17] All right, we're gonna get the giant after that will come the crab and I think they're

[09:10:27] in the six months on like thank you

[09:10:29] Because I need to improve bro, I will get better at League though you will not afford

[09:10:41] me as a baddie anymore i promise you uh all this up

[09:10:53] are you shitting me

[09:10:58] all right we're gonna reset that's like at least an army flash on

[09:11:01] does it go reply it's gonna knock

[09:11:07] have you ever met or interacted with jingsy before any of this nope literally never

[09:11:11] That's why it's kind of insane to think that like, was there just because his spam, or

[09:11:20] his chat spam, I get coached by Dauntless, you know, that.

[09:11:35] Sunday is Mother's Day, I don't know what to get.

[09:11:37] While your dad is sleeping, pull down his pants and then get a mold of his penis, and afterwards you can probably like chip it off to some kind of like place that makes like personalized dildos.

[09:11:51] That always works as a gift idea if nothing else does.

[09:11:57] We have to play from the top to bottom and afterwards we'd probably just look on Krugs and Theresa.

[09:12:01] Like we just looked both and then it's wrappers all the way to Krugs and we can just recall

[09:12:08] it's going to be insanely good for us.

[09:12:13] Like low key could actually be an angle.

[09:12:20] Alright guys, listen, all you have to do now is just play for the run-in to Crags and we

[09:12:41] can look on the grubs too.

[09:12:44] The thing is that we know that the down is going to be topside, right?

[09:12:51] So the question is, is it even worth me walking top?

[09:12:54] Or should we just automatically assume it's gone?

[09:12:56] I think just auto-assuming it's gone is better.

[09:13:09] Nice.

[09:13:11] Let's see if she kills him in the next 5 seconds then it's a good play 4, 3, 2, 1.

[09:13:21] Ah we could have pinned those cigarettes then, I'm lucky.

[09:13:25] Wait no maybe it's up for the best though, I couldn't have gotten killed so I'm not going to cry.

[09:13:30] How the fuck am I going to start crying with all that?

[09:13:33] See him using his W? No.

[09:13:41] We have numbers, we have numbers.

[09:13:48] Oh, nice.

[09:13:55] Okay, now Leona is a jacoad at the real talk.

[09:14:03] Wow.

[09:14:04] Okay, that Leona is the jagoedid though, we'll talk, wow.

[09:14:10] Where are you going to play in the cat, in the clash?

[09:14:15] So, the clash team is going to be Taiwan top lane, GenC jungle, Huns mid, me support, and Kadeem bot.

[09:14:26] But I just didn't convince Kadeem.

[09:14:29] I'm trying to just convince Kadeem to play the clash.

[09:14:40] But yeah, if we could get that roster, that'd be fucking sick.

[09:14:47] In this case, scenario, if Kadeem bails, maybe we could convince XQC, because they're on like similar scale level, right?

[09:14:54] I was just going to say this here.

[09:15:13] One is Agony, tomorrow between 8.30 to 9.15 pm Eastern.

[09:15:18] That was one child per team.

[09:15:20] Yeah, but that's not the Jinxie tournament.

[09:15:22] tournaments on Monday. That team is going to be the Clash team that we play with tomorrow.

[09:15:44] I thought XTC had beef with you. Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I think that guy genuinely despises

[09:15:49] me because I call them low elo. I think I could have stopped there and been like, dude

[09:15:54] XQC is a pedophile and he wouldn't hate me as much as he does for me calling him low

[09:15:59] elo. I'm not enjoying. I generally think my guy thinks he's like, dude this fucking guy,

[09:16:06] This is Dewey Daniel guy, needs to kill himself.

[09:16:24] Can the challengers just play Lux in the tournament on 1v9 with the proper belt? Nope, because I'm going to make sure that doesn't happen.

[09:16:30] I already talked to Jingxi. The rules are going to be your only allowed walking in an enchanter.

[09:16:35] That doesn't include Karma or Morgana or Tyraq, and on top of it, you're only allowed buying support items.

[09:16:42] You can't build any AP items.

[09:16:44] So don't worry, bro. Every single League tournament that ever has happened, Challenger players have always ruined it

[09:16:50] because they care too much about winning, so we're going to make sure that doesn't happen this time around.

[09:16:54] So it's like for example, I'm gonna play Lulu and I'm only allowed building items in the

[09:17:03] support tab, so don't worry.

[09:17:05] There's not gonna be any worry about like Challenger players won't be dying, it's not

[09:17:09] gonna happen.

[09:17:16] Because and we're also gonna make it too so that the ADCs cannot play mages or tanks

[09:17:20] or anything like that.

[09:17:22] Maybe the ADCs also have to play marksmen.

[09:17:32] So now we just play on the gromp and after gromp we can look on the wolves.

[09:17:52] Okay, so now we're gonna do this we're gonna play for the Raptors and look on the red

[09:17:57] And that's my thing from welcome. Thank you

[09:18:01] It's gonna be cool to sell the challenger strats with streamers have experienced in the game

[09:18:06] Yeah, because the thing is that most of streamers are part of it. I don't think they're practicing off-stream or anything

[09:18:11] Like she was like Marlin for example

[09:18:13] I'm pretty sure that like they're not gonna play a single game of League before the tournament

[09:18:17] which is like in my opinion I think it's not the best idea because I think you

[09:18:24] should at least do the tutorial but things that most of the time streamers

[09:18:29] like you know I mean like you're not gonna just play video games off stream right

[09:18:42] oh what the fuck

[09:18:47] Yeah, I think we're just back off then.

[09:18:51] And Bernie, thank you.

[09:18:55] What about tank supports? Are they both only support items?

[09:18:57] They won't be any tank supports.

[09:18:59] So again, I'll clarify one more time.

[09:19:02] How it's going to work is the supports are only allowed blocking enchanters only.

[09:19:08] And of the enchanters that they're allowed blocking in, they're not going to be allowed blocking Karma.

[09:19:13] They're also not gonna be allowed walking in like Senna. They're not gonna be walking in Taric, okay? Or Morgana

[09:19:19] So they're only gonna be allowed walking in in Chandr's that will literally cannot soul carry games like Lulu

[09:19:25] Nami shit like that

[09:19:27] Now if you're smart, you already know what the problem with that is and I'll tell you what it does

[09:19:31] It's the fact that a challenger player would be like alright guys

[09:19:35] So all we're gonna do is we're gonna play Lulu

[09:19:37] support but we're gonna do on hit and I'm getting both Blade of the Ruined King

[09:19:41] Gwensu's so we're not gonna have that either because how it's gonna work is the

[09:19:45] challenger players can only build items from the support tab so you're only

[09:19:50] allowed and locking in and challenger supports and you're only allowed

[09:19:53] building from the support tab that's it right and your ADCs are not allowed

[09:19:59] locking in double supports right so you can just funnel towards let's say your

[09:20:04] mid-laner that's a diamond player right so that's literally how it's gonna work

[09:20:08] right it's gonna be like Seraphine, Karma, Millio, Lulu, Nami,

[09:20:17] Soraka and maybe like one or two more and then that's it that's all you're

[09:20:21] allowed playing you cannot play anything else because the problem with every

[09:20:25] single League of Legends tournament is that they're all so shitty to watch

[09:20:28] because it's they're just new players getting new stumped by challenger players

[09:20:32] every time and it's just a question of which challenger is going to carry

[09:20:36] harder right like that's why that's why the AT&T tournaments for example

[09:20:41] they're so boring to watch or even at one point like there was like the mr. beast

[09:20:46] league tournament that got completely ruined right because it was just like

[09:20:50] alright doubleth is walking around the map as twitch and he has four supports

[09:20:56] on the scene you know I mean it's like okay bro like fuck is this for you know

[09:21:01] so that's why it's like we're not gonna there's gonna be none of that I've seen

[09:21:04] out of that why is karma legal I don't get it she has too much soul

[09:21:11] card potential way too much so I can't potential

[09:21:16] karmic and soul carry team fights so we need champs that like they really rely

[09:21:21] on their team so I even have the challenger players in the games okay

[09:21:29] Nice nice now asking questions are good because they can guide the low we low players and

[09:21:34] Motivate the low we low players to play in ways that allow them to win

[09:21:37] It will trust me

[09:21:39] It will be a million times more fun if you watch a challenger player trying to like heard what we will players to listen to him and

[09:21:46] Watching him get like frustrated or pissed off when it doesn't happen

[09:21:48] Then it would be the challenger player being like alright guys lock in tanks and not one be nine. That's boring

[09:21:55] Nobody wants to see that literally nobody wants to see that

[09:21:57] It's completely boring in us.

[09:22:05] When is it tomorrow? No, that's gonna be on Monday.

[09:22:11] See you soon.

[09:22:27] I think I can kill this nice

[09:22:41] Is there gonna be a prize for yeah, I think Jinx he's putting up his own money for it

[09:22:48] Jinx the one being on the tourney trust I have faith in him brother faith in him

[09:22:51] I'm saying guys I like listen

[09:22:53] I'm really the only thing that I'm really really wishing and hoping for that tournament is that James he gets a chance to pick me

[09:23:00] because they're doing the

[09:23:02] The I think if I'm not mistaken they're gonna do the term and drops today up because that's some of what he does in his other tournaments and

[09:23:09] I'm just really hoping that none of the other team captain's pick me before he does

[09:23:14] Yeah, I'm telling me and him together. That would be fucking golden. I'm praying for it

[09:23:23] I

[09:23:28] Did imagine me and Jinx he going to war together brothers and arms. Nah, we do that

[09:23:42] So to make look on this

[09:23:53] guys I'm gonna be honest I just didn't walk in heck from every single game and

[09:24:05] saw playing random shit at least until challenger

[09:24:15] you should be off limits low key actually low key is the best of one I

[09:24:21] I think it's gonna release more details on it soon if I'm not mistaken because they're still kind of going through the roles

[09:24:31] But I'm just hoping like listen dude man, Jinxie now that'd be fucking peak

[09:24:49] All right

[09:24:51] I

[09:24:56] Don't ask you to I'm a Jinxie fan, and I love you all together so gay he he but my brother thinks you're a homo. So are you

[09:25:08] Unfortunately not brown married to a woman

[09:25:11] you know, it's like I

[09:25:14] Don't know

[09:25:16] I mean listen, am I gay? I don't know like sometimes when I have a good stream

[09:25:20] I let my wife just like fucking rail me in the asshole with a 35 inch strap on so

[09:25:25] Does that make me gay?

[09:25:27] No

[09:25:29] Could some people see it that way potentially I

[09:25:33] Saw up for all for grabs

[09:25:39] So just gonna be giving free e-skins during the tournaments. Yeah, I'm curious to see how they do that actually

[09:25:46] But it's funny because switch committed that they're gonna be giving free ye skins and now Jinx switch over to Warwick, bro

[09:25:56] Yeah, we just got on

[09:25:59] We're definitely gonna have to get that son sir

[09:26:01] The tournament might take 7-8 hours.

[09:26:16] Yeah, I mean it depends though because it's an 18 bracket, right?

[09:26:20] So the eight teams are all going one.

[09:26:24] So it's like a grand total of like three series for the winner.

[09:26:28] So it depends on if it's Bust of 1 or Bust of 3, they have the Benz.

[09:26:35] Are you serious bro? What the fuck?

[09:26:51] Twitch and Riot be like, dude Jinx is playing Mastery, we love this shit.

[09:26:55] Let's give him a free Yi skin.

[09:26:57] Then Jinx is like, dude, I'm going to be also a Warwick.

[09:27:01] But the thing is, I don't have Yi skin, so it's cool though.

[09:27:03] Something that's a good call.

[09:27:08] Nice.

[09:27:12] Fuck.

[09:27:13] Can you guys get this?

[09:27:15] Savage.

[09:27:17] I was going to be a champ band and Rorke is going to be a band so he is probably going

[09:27:26] to be playing me.

[09:27:27] I don't know if there will be champ bands, I don't know.

[09:27:33] It all depends on how he wants to do it.

[09:27:35] But I think Jinx is like, I think Jinx's main thing is that he just wants a fun tournament.

[09:27:41] You know what I mean?

[09:27:44] So, what do you guys think? Should there be champ bans? If like it's supposed to be like a fun tournament?

[09:27:50] Yes or no? What are we thinking?

[09:27:54] Cause like in my opinion, I think it should just be a regular draft pick with no bans.

[09:28:00] That's what I think would be best.

[09:28:02] And then maybe like the finals could be like best of three with bans and fearless or something.

[09:28:08] But what do you guys think?

[09:28:14] Yeah, there should be no bands obviously no bands, no bands, yes, yes, yes, no chant

[09:28:30] bands, no cringe, no bands, honestly, no bands.

[09:28:40] do no bans, what blood wig have a shitty little...

[09:28:51] bans are lame imo

[09:28:57] the final should be fearless with no bans as well, okay, gotcha

[09:29:03] and uh, rutloff then, primal, come, thank you

[09:29:10] No bans except for finals, yeah I also think that would be a good idea to be honest.

[09:29:25] Also think that would be a good idea.

[09:29:30] Because then the problem is that if you have a guy that's like a one trick and he's like

[09:29:33] your, I don't know, one of your like better players, and then all of a sudden he's banned

[09:29:37] now it's like iron

[09:30:14] What do you let Jin see back to your holes only if he gives me aftercare afterwards?

[09:30:37] Is it going to be double elimination?

[09:30:38] I have no idea.

[09:30:39] I have no idea.

[09:30:40] I have no idea like I'm helping him a little bit with like the rules like for example admitting challenger players and shit

[09:30:46] But when it comes to actual formatting

[09:30:48] It's gonna be his to decide

[09:30:53] It's not gonna be similar to like what he's done in the past in his turn myself. I thought it would be like two different

[09:31:01] That's

[09:31:04] Why would did he blood all that though

[09:31:10] So the drop is at 100% and the htm will have 1 iron on rind, 1 chow and 1 diamond emerald

[09:31:22] and 2 silver plots.

[09:31:25] Uhhhhhhhhhh maybe, maybe, because I did talk to him a little bit about like my rules for

[09:31:36] the dauntless imitational and how I felt that that was good.

[09:31:39] like the problem is like let's say for example imagine guys no bans are allowed

[09:31:44] right and imagine there's like an unranked coach like I don't know like

[09:31:47] Malin for example and he gets a draft Ludwig jungle right and then he gets I

[09:31:54] don't know emru adc who's like a diamond player well now you have a diamond

[09:31:58] player you have a plot guy that's like that's like a one-trick on tank supports

[09:32:03] and then if you have like a stable top laner then you can probably just like

[09:32:07] run over the whole thing. So it definitely does have to be like evenly balanced in terms of like skill.

[09:32:12] Because there are all those people that I'm like familiar with everyone's rank so they're just

[09:32:15] going to like datamine or they're going to get like datamined on you know.

[09:32:37] Wait, what the fuck, I got a pen to kill?

[09:32:53] How the fuck did that happen?

[09:32:59] Cool.

[09:33:01] All right, Day to Mind, yeah, because the people that actually want to win the tournament,

[09:33:08] I know that their captains can just search up the ranks of everyone and then just have

[09:33:11] like a list of like who the best people they want to.

[09:33:19] All right guys, nice, not bad.

[09:33:25] So overall was quite an interesting day of League of Legends.

[09:33:29] Now listen, tomorrow's going to be a juice tour.

[09:33:31] I'm going to take my retirement, I'm going to take my retirement, I'm going to go to sleep.

[09:33:36] I'm just going to chill while I chill with my wife for the rest of the night.

[09:33:39] Maybe practice a bit of Warcraft for the upstream if she goes to bed soon.

[09:33:42] So listen, how it's going to work, okay?

[09:33:44] I'm going to get off now, we're going to be live again tomorrow.

[09:33:47] Tomorrow's stream is actually going to be live earlier than today.

[09:33:50] It will probably be one of our earliest start times in recent memory, okay?

[09:33:54] Now tomorrow's going to be a long stream, okay?

[09:33:57] It's going to be a long stream.

[09:33:59] I'm probably going to stream with something that allows me to add dynamic delay so we

[09:34:07] can turn off delay when the clash rolls around.

[09:34:11] The only downside is that I can't use my mod or I can't have the auto splitter so it means

[09:34:17] that it is for this.

[09:34:20] But anyways, so we're going to call it here with an absolute bang or shuntay.

[09:34:25] So, we'll be solo queue, then probably Jinxie coaching, he'll be running it up on some more

[09:34:30] Warwick, then it's gonna be some late night clash with maybe a game or two of League after.

[09:34:35] So should be a fucking juice of a shim tomorrow, okay?

[09:34:39] Very excited.

[09:34:41] Then Sunday, I honestly, I might take Sunday off, low key.

[09:34:48] I'm thinking about it.

[09:34:51] I might low key take Sunday off, to be honest.

[09:34:54] We'll see them. I'll see them on the phone tomorrow.

[09:34:57] But yeah, so tomorrow Bangor stream, today amazing stream as well.

[09:35:01] For our followers and for watching, thank you.

[09:35:03] All the subs, the gift subs, the resubs, everything like that.

[09:35:07] I mean, I say it every stream, but support recently has been genuinely insane to see.

[09:35:12] You know, it's like a...

[09:35:15] It feels almost like surreal, you know, like very, very, very surreal.

[09:35:20] So yeah, for everyone for a second round from for watching, thank you for supporting it really really really does mean the world to me

[09:35:26] We are gonna be live again tomorrow, so hold your horses will be back soon enough and

[09:35:32] Yeah, you're ready for tomorrow stream guys, but it's a lot being said if you guys have a great day