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I was so high and did not recognize the fire burning in her eyes.
Okay, I'll stop you and show my mind
It was her goodbyes, she got all the blame
But her true return again, always in my heart
Oh, this dirt has taken his toll for me
She's been back by so many times before
Her heart isn't breaking, her heart is beating
I have no choice, cause I won't say goodbye anymore
Oh, oh, oh
Oh
I'm gonna start by taking a turn.
Go on, leave me just here.
I can't die.
Alright!
How's everyone doing today?
What's good, guys?
How is everybody doing today?
Is everyone doing as good as I am?
Yes or no?
Let me know.
How far rate the day 1 to 10?
It's a Saturday, bro!
You cannot have a Saturday that's like low within the 5.
8, 10, 8, 3!
Oh, fuck, Jesus.
Wait, give me a second.
Well, my day just got worse
because my water bottle was too filled.
Fuck!
One sec.
My day is a 10 out of 10 now because you spilled your water.
Alright, your piece of shit.
Wow, that's actually one of the most fucked up things I think I've ever read in my whole
life.
Bro really said it made us stay better?
That I spilled my fucking water?
Are we serious?
Like are we actually serious about that?
Anyways, my day was chill guys, my day was chill.
I went to the uh... not that anybody asked, but I said for like talking guys, even though none of you care.
Uh, but yeah, now I woke up this morning at...
I went, I think the Lord went to bed last night at like eleven.
Uh, no not eleven, like one. Like around one-ish.
And then I woke up this morning at like seven.
And I was like, uh, I wanna sleep more.
So then I slept until like eight.
Then I was like, I wanna sleep more.
Then I slept until nine-thirty and I was like,
WOOOOOO!
Good fucking night of sleep, bro. Nice.
So then I got about, like, 9.30.
Uh, showered, went to the gym.
Had to, uh, pick up some stuff from the grocery store as well.
Me and Laura ordered a bit of pizza.
Had a bit of fucking pizza for breakfast, bro.
No, we do.
And then now I'm here, ready to dominate this Warcraft 3 tournament.
Anyways, so, guys, this is what's gonna happen today, okay?
I know that going into the tournament today, right? A lot of you guys are expecting Dante's. You're gonna eat shit
You're thinking Dante's it's gonna be horrible Dante's
You're gonna fucking like maybe beat Mary maybe but then after gonna lose everyone else and what if I told you that no
Because what I actually did was I managed to find you know how I keep saying that Warcraft is just full like
40 year olds that play this game like it's their job even though they have like real jobs
And then they spend like 20 hours a day just playing a game even though there's like no point in doing it
You know how I keep saying this right like I say this every day
Okay, so the good news is that I actually found one of those guys except he's not 40
He's 30 and he was the guy actually coached me in the last grubby tournaments
right or it was actually one of our hosts and I'm grubby and
And he is going to be helping me develop new strategies today in between games to specifically counter every single person I play against.
So, I'm already fucking up with one strategy that I've spent like weeks trying to learn.
Let's see how much worse it can get when I try doing a new strategy every fucking two hours.
This is going to be a fucking juicer, genuinely.
And Moon, throwing the sub, and ADHD, throwing some on some back.
Thank you, but I don't think we're gonna be starting yet though
If I'm not mistaken for he just killed every present again
He's got level 6.7 4.4 against 4.4 2.3 1.9. Yeah, so thing is that right now there
They're just like doing this shit
So they're gonna be a while and this is a best of three and it's after their best of three that we play
Practice now. I will be I will be I will be I will be I will be so what we're gonna do is we're gonna practice a little bit now
Then we have our BO3. If we win, we have our next BO3 directly after. If I'm not mistaken.
If I'm not mistaken. And then we're gonna do some league later on.
So I think it's not gonna be as much of a warcraft as yesterday.
Because yesterday was like seven hours of warcraft or some shit.
Today's gonna be like maybe like four-ish.
We'll see.
But yeah! So we should be good.
But we see you on AoE 2 or AoE 4.
Uh, fuck no.
Definitely not, bro. Definitely not.
It kinda sucks because like, if these games were more fun for the average viewer,
then I would love to play them on stream.
But the problem is that they're just not.
Like, the average viewer is gonna see you playing a game like Warcraft Theory or Starcraft or fucking AoE,
and they're gonna be like,
What is this fucking unc shit, and then they're gonna click off and watch like something else, you know
Which I don't really blame them for because even for me personally like if I wasn't playing in these sermons
But I want to watch not really dude. I don't think that this
Bottle cap was made for this bottle
Fuck that's why god damn it give me a second fuck
Give me a second
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' donald best hacker in the world
you
All right, we're gonna be getting out no more bottom mishaps because the whole reason
why it was like really bad was because the fucking the bottle it wasn't the right
like cap for it so because that every time I would shake it it would start
like spewing everywhere but I just like put soap on a on a dish for the first
time in like fucking months so we actually fixed that I'm doing some
bang out and I got there and some on some act thank you all right guys are
Are you ready for the practice? Yes or no?
Is everybody ready for the fucking praticeo?
What's good, don't test wild taps.
We're feeling chill right now, bro.
We're feeling genuinely fucking chill.
Would Warcraft 3 make me better at League of Legends?
Ah, that's a good question.
Honestly, my answer is maybe.
And the reason why, but not for like a new league player, I think it would make you better
at League of Legends if you're like a consistent league player, because most of the time like
pressing abilities have become second nature, but Warcraft makes you actually have to think
about why you're pressing the abilities that are pressing.
Does that make sense?
Say you love from Quebec?
Glad, bro.
I'm actually from here.
Okay guys, so there is something that I do want to try this game.
I want to try what happens if we don't actually cheese early.
Because you know how normally I cheese, and that's the reason why I go crazy, but I feel
like the issue is that if I keep cheesing, people are going to expect me to cheese, which
is going to make it so that the cheese doesn't work.
Does that make sense?
But that's what I'm telling you guys, I genuinely think our play right now would be we learn how to play the game without cheesing
So we can actually like go fucking crazy, does that make sense?
Day 9 Team Mastering Honest to pay for a house or pay off my truck
Yeah I can't even afford to hit those myself bro
So I'm going to be honest, like, I'm going to have to take care of me before I take care of others
Okay not bad
This is actually looking chill by the way, lowkey.
I know they go to the tavern.
So all we have to do is just train ghouls.
Literally just train ghouls and fucking max chill.
Good morning, how are you for today? I think today is going to be interesting, bro.
I genuinely think we might actually have a shot at being the dark horse of the tournament, I'm not even my trolling.
Because the thing about me is I'm adaptable. Like I'm bad enough that I'm genuinely adaptable, in ways that I don't think the other players are.
So that's why after every game I'm telling you we're going to be learning and developing new strats to go absolutely fucking dicko mode.
You see what I mean? You're like a prodigy? Yeah, unironically, yes.
Like no sarcasm.
Okay. So now we need to upgrade this and then we'll begin.
So I'm gonna try something new. Are you guys ready for it? This time we're gonna
to see what happens when instead of actually using our dark ranger to fight
them level one we instead just creep with her so instead of like for to speak
English right for bill I don't actually play this game it's like instead of just
fucking with the enemy level one I'm instead gonna be trying to see what it's
like when I just farm instead
Genuinely knocking too bad so far though.
Why is this guy just like healing to full HP?
What?
DO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!
Yo, we're not serious.
that it that it's jenni i think one of the most retarded things i've ever seen my whole
life i'm not even like saying that sarcastically
wow so instead of taking like five seconds to kill this camp for some reason it just
at me 20 and I genuinely have no fucking idea why like that's actually the most
retarded thing I think I've ever seen my entire life I'm not like saying that
sarcastically like that is genuinely fucking aids wow that is disgusting I'm
I'm legit almost out of mana now too. Sick, bro.
See, now I'm legit almost out of mana, so what the fuck do I do now?
Like, what kind of fucking aides ass bullshit is this, bro?
If I was making some finals, are you gonna watch? Uh, probably.
Not that I watch hockey but it's like, yeah for the fuck of it, why not?
Okay, so now let's creep another camp over here.
Okay, so I want to buy one of these things, nice. And then now he meets over here.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, it ain't looking fucking bad for us right now,
like Loki the Creeping is going a bit crazy.
Like we're actually getting levels, we're doing some good shit right now.
See if we can actually look for a fight maybe.
Uh, I don't think I can do anything to here.
Maybe we just walk over here?
So this guy is already creeping as well.
Alright, so now we just start fucking with him. Good. I don't know, I have an army in
this base so just complete fuck him up. Sick.
Ha ha ha! Dude bros game is literally over by the way!
WHA- I THINK WE MIGHT- OH! What's happening to my guy's health?
Oh that's not good.
Okay.
Uh, I think I might actually die.
Oh I just fucking trolled it.
Oh, but I just lost the game.
Okay, so that didn't work.
Wow, that was horrible.
And a Hitori there in the 14 months I'm on.
Thank you.
Check pin message.
Are you proud of me?
This is my second game.
Let's see this.
Okay, high-vives.
Do you want advice or do you want glazing?
Cause actually for a second game normal,
this genuinely isn't bad.
But I can give you some advice straight up if you want.
It's like, does the vice want advice?
Advice, okay, listen.
So on Master Yi,
there are two different types of items you can build.
You can go crit or you can go unhit.
Crit makes it so that you buy items like this right or like this like a critical strike on hit is Kraken Slayer
You never want to combine builds ever if you go crit though you have to go hail of blades
so search up on on
YouTube if you liked Master Yi
search up like Master Yi itemization guide season 16 and
If you just search that up for any champion that you find interesting like you're genuinely gonna become a really solid player
I'm not kidding like you can actually like learn because if you do the whole learning process
It might even be that by the time he gets a level 30 if you're like grinding it you can even maybe I'll rank Jinxie like not even trolling
Because if you get a good normal swim rate right and then you sit there and you're fucking like starting off bronze
Or it may even silver and you actually like like investments like learning and all that stuff like it could be good for you
The score is good, and CS is decent on Iran.
Yeah, but it's also because, don't forget, high-fives, if he's playing off-stream, he's
playing with the sole intention of, I'm going to sit there and I'm going to try learning.
And when you play with the intention to learn, rather than the intention to just
make content, you're always going to become infinitely better.
You see what I'm getting at?
It's just how it is.
You know what I mean?
how it is
i'm not gonna lie to you guys so
that game felt really horrible
and timmy boy came to the forum so i'm like thank you
but i feel like the only reason why that game was bad cracked me if i'm wrong
is just because for some reason the first camp
lasted half a fucking hour
if it didn't take me half an hour
also
how are they in a thirty five minute game
Sometimes on release day of Path of Exile new season. I play 24 hours
This is nothing for me buddy. Have fun
Love the recent content always brings a smile to my face
Tell Jitty to remember to hold Q. We will die die
You should try a different hero if you're not gonna cheese
Well, I already have like a different strategy in mind, but I don't want to practice that
strategy yet, unless you guys think we should.
Because the problem is that if I do this strategy in the game against Mary, maybe, then everyone
is going to watch and they're going to be like, oh, that's what Dante is doing.
They're going to try to like figure out what he counts right.
What if I like save it as like a secret sauce, you know what I mean?
And now choose 730mon's sumac.
Thank you.
As long as it doesn't involve gorilla noises, you're good, real.
Unironically real, dumb.
Okay, orc, this is good practice, good practice, okay, let's do it.
So this is actually going to be good practice this game.
Okay so now guys, we're against Orc, which is actually the race that we're going to be
playing against.
So we're going to have to- I don't know why.
What's your chaps real quick? Nope.
What is the hardest race match up for you as undead?
I have no idea, bro.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm like, I'm not that invested in the game.
I'm gonna learn all this shit.
Because if I saw learning all that, it's like, it's gonna be like, bro.
Bro.
Okay, can this guy stop fucking disconnecting, please?
Jesus.
I don't know what I'm doing this probably, I'll tell you something, alright, let's see
guys, why not just switch races, yeah you can do that, every race has like a million different
charges that you can do but if you switch races it's too foreign, okay so we need to
go to the T in the middle let's go yes master
oh fuck I need to make goals I'm so pissed I just lost like 10 seconds because
I didn't do that oh that's really bad so what's the point of me making an early
graveyard by the way
look at that
okay can this guy actually i i'm gonna leave the game like if he if it's this
every like fifteen seconds i'm just gonna leave the game
like if you repeat
Like it's not toxic, maybe a little bit, but it's a deserved 100%
Alright, so now what we have to do is...
Literally nothing.
So I'm gonna just wait?
Nice, now I feel like a piece of shit for Typhus.
Oh.
I feel like one too dude. I know I actually feel like such a piece of shit
dude I'm gonna be honest this is a problem with me being a league player I just assumed
Everyone's an asshole, so it's like I start off being one towards everyone, but then in other gaming communities
It's like they're not so I feel like the bully
Like what I feel like the bully are we fucking serious now?
I go to go now on Monday to yeah, of course drinks is the one sweet you
Okay, it's these people's game fucking done yet
Final time was so important is like one of the very few rules that could have done it for him. Just gotta know
Well, just gotta know, first map was hammer forward was randomly selected.
Oh shit, first map.
So I'm dead in my match again.
Are we trying a game called smite?
Nope.
I wish oh fucker god.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
More gold is required
I'm not sure if I'm gonna spit out something my fate has sealed
More gold
Okay, well I fucked up early, but Bo-Ki it's like chill though
Imagine if my guy was a six year old, I don't think he was
Good luck today in the tournaments
The damn standard
Alright, let's see what we do.
I'll make it sick.
She gets flustered, easy, just play solid, and suck.
God damn.
It's like viewer games?
Well, yeah, because the thing is that this game, unironically, at any given time, has
like 500 players, and every single one of them just watches Grubby stream.
So it's like, if you're associated with Grubby in like any way whatsoever, the
The entire community of this game knows you. Like not even trolling.
You're going to fuck Tyler tomorrow? You better do or you'll regret it.
Oh I will bro and I'm going to make sure he likes it too.
He's going to sit there after that game and he's going to be like Mikaela, I have a confession.
He'll be like Tyler what is it? And he'll be like I'm going to be honest bro.
I might have to move to Canada and start a new life with Don Tess.
And then I'm going to be like Tonka T bro, I'm married bro chill.
and then he's gonna be like, but please don't get the
we're meant to be together we need to
i'm they're gonna sit there and fucking like
uh... what's it what's it called like that one psychology thing
where you'd like get obsessed with your abuser
what's it called like you guys know i'm talking about right well what's it
what's the word called again
stock home yeah i'm gonna get my stock on the syndrome
he's gonna back up now
when don't has put against me in warcraft i just can't get it out of my
mind
get me fucking crazy bro. Like I'm not even trolling.
Tyler said he's gonna quit streaming if you beat him.
Well, he's gonna have to explain to his wife and kids then
why Tom Catia is jobless. But what did I just buy?
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST DO?
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?
OH NO!
Oh, holy shit!
trading I'm really fucking win trading in warcraft what the fuck I'm like
unironically win trading I think I'll have time for one more game
charisma d20 every game yeah I mean as long as you're a nice guy it's like
people are willing to be jailed
you need to get jinxed on this game absolutely not bro
jinx you would play one game of this and then you'd be like what the fuck is going
on and you would never do anything ever again
how is this subnautica 2 last night by the way did it look fun?
Are you playing class shade? There is some class shade bros, next month.
Yes, yes.
Jinx, you don't want to play League, you don't want to play Warcraft?
No, I think he likes League.
Oh my god, it pushes on!
Okay, this is good, this is good, this is good.
Alright, let's go, go, go, go, go.
Fast, fast, fast.
But a bing-ba-ra-boom!
Alright, no looking to you bad right now.
So early build looking quite decent?
100 gifted subs if you won the tournament.
I gotcha bro.
Hey, hey, you know what?
Let me uh, let me say it and let me make it easier for you.
you think that you're gonna offer that cuz it's not gonna happen right so let's
make it 50 subs if I win the tournament how about that bro that way it's a
little easier on your wallet cuz I'm telling you bro 100 gifted up one
fifth oh that sure 150 works to mods remember that guy's name inside dark if
if he scams he's permband
more gold is required
more gold is required
more gold is required
more gold is required
cause you're right fucking left you
to cheat on you with the albanian barber
cause he fucking makes more money than you
that's why more gold is required
you fucking piece of shit bastard
fuck
alright let's hit
wise tree and night elf base I'm gonna be honest bro I have no fucking idea I
know what the undead characters do kind of and that's about fucking it you know
all these other people are saying they're like alright guys we need to
like learn everything I'm just fucking doing my own thing you know I mean
hoping for the best is that good if I'm preparing for tournaments no but
But it's like how I work. It's how I roll.
More gold is required. More gold is required. More gold is required. More gold is required.
We demand additional lumber. We demand additional lumber.
Let the money be there. If that is your wish.
Okay, so I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna instantly run near his base, and I'm gonna start creeping his green camps
Because if I take this like green camp cheese right because in Mary's game
Let's say she decides that she's gonna like try to like play defensively or do all this like weird shit
Then it's like me doing this just means I'm gonna out level her and if I'll level her then my game is there just one
plus I'm gonna want to play consistent
and it'll depend on the vibe so cuz I'm gonna play to cheese her I'm gonna play
to fucking like you should like this
Competed on the vibes
The untas can only realistically win against very maybe and versus every other player he has a 2% chance
I'll still...
Okay, so now we just save gold. Nice, I'm already fucking level two, imagine that.
It's not my turrets, he'll never be able to fuck with me.
Ooh, he looks like he has a bit of an eye.
What's that?
Okay, so we're gonna have to end-supgrade this to T3.
Uhhh...
Shhhh...
I'm taking one of them off lumbar so that he can go and he can spawn the other hero.
All forces are under attack.
My tornadoes have been raised to the end.
I come for a battle before the end.
What trickery is this?
Come on!
Alright guys, real shit, it ain't looking fucking bad right now.
It genuinely, I'm looking too bad.
Okay, so what are we going to want to do now?
I guess now we're going to do another Segarant.
Maybe another two actually.
Okay, so we got the slaughterhouse, that means now we can make healing.
Let's go to my nearest expansion.
So what we'll do is we'll build two of these now.
I'm gonna be honest bro, any looking too shabby right now, genuinely.
if that is your wish, or that's ever-end
if that is your wish, I'd go
Okay, so we completed the two new Ziggurots
so now what I'm going to want to do
is I guess snogging this way
We're gonna want to send one Acolyte over here, try to get the early expansion.
This is looking kinda fucking chill.
Upgrade complete, nice.
So now let's walk over here.
So now we have to go in this, we need to summon this guy, and then we need to make a boneyard.
Alright so if we can't farm this, then our best bet is just to farm this.
And wow, we can't farm that either.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Okay, well maybe we can farm this.
Oh shit.
Okay, uh, I'm gonna be honest, we need abominations.
He has way too many of those like as spear chuckers.
Can I maybe show them?
Wow, did this guy really steal every camp?
Ain't no fucking way bro.
Okay, well genuinely it isn't looking bad right now.
I don't think he's ever going to check out other expansions, so I just sent 4 over here.
It looks like I'm getting PopCap too, so we're going to have to do another Ziggurat in
one second.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, it ain't looking fucking bad!
It ain't looking bad!
We're doing good right now.
this looking nice and doing clean
all right so now we're gonna have to make more abominations building more
the cigarettes first
uh... we get to scroll the pieces
and i work on our third expansion
Hi, so let's make, honestly if he's like all in a range guys, then I'm just gonna start
upgrading the armor and health of my mother fuckers here, like we start upgrading the
armor and health we should be good
we need way more sick so
I
Oh god this is horrifying.
You know what there's good news though.
The good news is, hold on give me a second.
uh...
we have enough gold that we can just answer us on our fucking team
if that is your wish
ah shit
can you go third gold mine?
Jesus, bro
this is a fucking doozy
have a lot of gold let me buy some stuff
health pod for you
health man
more gold is required
dude that's actually so fucked up by the way
oh it's fucked
and now we lost
I mean, it's my fault, I fucked up.
Alright, so what's going on with this game?
Cause we're gonna be starting our BL3 soon.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, it's already over?
Yeah, it worked out pretty well, I think.
He did that excellently.
Um, just a little bit of dictation.
Like you said, simply a little bit too uncomfortable.
One-one.
Oh.
Playing for now, and he went back to more familiar territory.
And that's often where people escape to, by the way,
when they're against the ropes.
It's also a way of anticipating what someone is doing.
okay so it's not over yet
when they fall behind they will go to their comfort
a guy known for his
rifle caster is going to go there i'm not saying that i knew that about you
motto or that pox knew that
but they never got too old today
all my god fucking desirved
that's what he gets for giving me fourth round pick
The one game you actually play is a loss.
Yeah, but it's because I screwed up the fight.
That's why.
And I was also getting ghosted
because that guy was doing mass, like,
Javon throwers, which he would only do
if he assumes that I'm going fucking Thos Frames.
First round, fourth round pick is criminal
to the only guy I actually won.
Dude, that's what I was saying!
Like, what the fuck is that, bro?
No, no, no. Don't get me started, bro.
Hera! Well deserved loss today, bro.
Bastard.
Kinda look like David Blade. A lot of people tell me that, but I don't see it, to be honest.
When were you playing the tournament?
So, there's one last game going.
Wait.
Ah, and then afterwards we're playing the best of three.
More gold is required.
More gold is required.
More gold is required.
Dude, if this works, I'd be hilarious.
Nothing in life is free.
You know what, I'm choosing a mobile one.
Yeah, no, he thinks I'm joking. No, no, no. I'm choosing level one. Yeah, we're gonna see if you're laughing in five seconds, bro
We're gonna see if you're laughing about five seconds. Cheers, bro. That's what you get for not win trading me
Explain the game to me
Okay, this is gonna sound really fucked up, but I don't even own myself
It's pretty much just like you create these buildings that allow you to explore upgrades and different units
And then you can also create different heroes that do different things
And then you just have to pretty much like play against somebody that's in the exact same thing as you
But you need to do it better. It's like you win and they don't there's not make sense
Yeah, it's like League of Legends, but imagine there are no turrets except the ones you build and you can control the minions
My fiance made me download League of my cooked stuff
You should be fine as long as you don't play with them
If you start playing with them, then you might as well cough them out. You know, I didn't gonna go anywhere
We're gonna get a try not teasing yeah, you're right you're right I shouldn't I
Shouldn't oh wow ice cream really loud and I think almost shit
Wow, that's pretty embarrassing
Now I'm gonna choose America
It's like I know I said I wouldn't choose but I'm gonna choose
Bro salt your fucking piece of shit bro
Bro salt you know, I know you have this she moped and dude you are cringe
I'm a planet you ever rush in a Ruby in Tower bro genuinely
Oh my god, no this cheese is going ah delicious cheese
Oh my god
This guy's game is like unironically fucked by the way
I want to get this guy out of here because if he stays here then he didn't create something in my base
which I really don't want.
What's something got completed, Tomb of Relics?
Ah.
You know what I think might be interesting?
What if you create the Tomb of Relics before the Zeg?
So when you call back your guy, you can instantly buy an item to make the creeping better.
What does expo stand for? It stands for expansion. So it's when you buy like a second gold mine, essentially.
Okay, oh I mean, listen, it's looking good.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, so far so good.
Ooh, nice, I got one close to base too.
So the reason I backed them up is because I want them to target the guy that just like from uh, shields and shields.
Let them live in there
Sparkle
Direct my hatred
My bow is ready
If I must
I don't think this war is the dream of life
I wish I would have said more gold is required
So we're gonna make two more ziggurats so I don't get pop-population capped?
What?
I think our town is under attack.
You mother f**ker!
Awww.
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
I have to chase us.
Okay, so what I want to do is to do 2, control 1.
Oh, that is so eights.
All right, well, this is actually looking decent all of them.
I don't know, walk up, walk up, walk up, we're engaging, I don't give a fuck, we're engaging.
Make this shift one
We're gonna make a bony r2
Oh bro brought out all his ghouls for this yeah, you want to bring out all your ghouls bro
But that means you have no lumber production
So the thing is like his ghouls are the one getting him what right so for as long as he's sitting on he's not like
always trying to surround me
Torment is ever-end, like God.
It's like chill.
If I must.
So now we walk back, he's gonna send more for, uh, for what?
Go.
Embrace the end.
For this ever-end.
Okay.
And then now we can just back off and then we start taking the shit.
If I must.
I think the first time I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna run over here.
Then I'll create another one of these guys.
Uh, send them over here.
We're gonna grab this guy, put him over there.
Now we can also make expansion.
This dude has an expo?
How does he, maybe?
So we may just like play for this show, am I going to be getting...
Bring a regen, you, like this.
OOOOOOOH! No, this is good, this is good, we fight this for sure.
go focus this one. Can we get some frostworms in production?
Fuck.
My life for this year.
End my torment.
Where shall my blood spill?
Let the navy wear.
You are the one.
Come on, kill him.
Kill all of his schools first.
Hey, schools first.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, and re-engage on the goles.
Bro's getting on my ground harness!
Fuck!
Okay, so now I'm going to break this so we can summon champions anymore.
Yeah, literally, as long as we just kill all these guys, we're gonna get a... like this.
how much man does he need? 75? fuck he's on close
I'm gonna be honest, I know that the best move would be for me to just back off, but it's fine.
Nice, she's probably healing.
Okay, so now we're just back up.
guys I'm gonna be honest this is looking fucking chill for us give us this
I give us this and then let's also get some of these
But I don't want to let up right now.
I have like infinite gold generation.
So I just want to keep him like boxed in so he can't even move.
Can I creep this?
Let's see if this camp is up, if this camp is up it could be good.
The scroll tongue portal.
Perfect, I'm not gonna fuck off towards the team.
THE WORDS ARE HERE!!!
Oh, now it's gonna be rough for you, little boy.
come on
yup now it's rough for you little boy
back up
it's not what I really want to do
I need more to say it's one
two three
oh I have counterpulled
I have to live you in there
if I must
you believe me
backup backup
backup kill
kill kill kill
backup backup
this is good this is good we just keep doing this
we have two worms now
back up back up back up back up back up
because the thing is that yes I could do other shit but it's like bro I have an
expansion over here
Alright, well, we're just going in now.
Well, we're going to fight in this base, see how it's like one turret.
i wanna steal mana from this guy
how about the worm? how about the worm?
how about the worm?
HOW ABOUT THE WERM!!!
okay let's see right now
bro i'm gonna be honest
that was a good
fucking game bro
yo i lowkey smurfed that
how many lifetime games does that guy have
wow that's solid
you grill this ass
but what i liked was that it's like it that felt like a solid game let's see
what's happening here
there's a really thing that can even have a hope of taking them down
you might have you try this one your pnp workout called type period that's
born to mccaffin
okay
do you guys want to hear a story about the worst pre-workout that i ever took
Yes or no?
Where it's like it was actually horrible.
So there was this one time where I went to my supplement store
and I asked them, what pre-workout would you recommend that goes crazy?
So then they tell me, they're like, well, there's
this one that's called Batch 27.
And if you try that, it should be really good.
So one day I'm like, you know what?
Let me try it out.
So I buy it.
And that morning, I was like, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to take a third of a scoop before I stream, right?
Then I'm going to take a third of a scoop
in the middle of my stream, and then a third of my scoop
before I do my workout, OK?
So I take a third of a scoop before my stream starts,
and then I stream.
And midway through the stream, I didn't even take any more.
But I was like, dude, my stomach feels off.
Like something doesn't feel right.
So I end up the stream early it's like lay down.
And then afterwards I was like, yeah, I mean,
I'm just gonna shower.
Maybe I'll feel better in the shower.
I go in the shower, right?
And I like instantly I get in,
I'm like wash my mind, buy whatever, all good.
I'm literally puking my fucking brains out
on the fucking shower floor,
literally like it was nothing.
And I found out later that it's because
They just used way too much beta alanine in their thing, like way too much.
And because they used so much beta alanine, like, it made me puke.
Like to a level where it was like actually horrible.
That was the worst experience I've ever had.
But no, I would never do like a, I would never do like a 4-inch of Ograms, to be honest.
4-inch of Ogram is just way too much.
How long ago was this?
Oh, fuck, maybe like two to three years-ish?
You advanced the server overlay, yeah, I don't like that one.
I don't like the color.
Something like that.
Oh, I don't know.
It's the fourth one that I can use.
Now, so you're gonna play Clash of Jinx today?
How come you guys keep asking me this?
Is there a Clash or is there not?
Because on the right client, it says no Clash, but like you're the fifth person
to ask me that.
Is it just because you think there's a Clash every Saturday?
Is that why crazy?
Is it because you have like an information that I don't because it's on an every Saturday thing
Because I think clash is weekly ah that makes sense on
We just really want to clash for make it happen yeah, I mean I'd love to but I literally can't because I
I thought it's every Saturday?
Okay, gotcha, I'll show you.
But yeah, no, it's not every Saturday.
Clash should be a weekly thing.
I feel like if it was weekly, it would get old though, to be fair.
My guys, the checkup on High Vizes is OPGG.
High Vizes.
level 14. Bros trying to become the next Jinxie. To be fair, the skim was a 45. He's there trying
to steal the jingsy champ or guys I think I think we're playing now to the
second rounds against the winner of Dante's versus Mary maybe alright guys
our moment has come they are in for that that will be a great match whoever
ends up advancing there is that that's the next match right Dante's versus
Mary yes yes it is oh that's gonna be coming up next I said Mary will win if
she just forgets about this upkeep mechanic I just make units don't keep a
fuck just go hundred upkeep hundred hundreds she will win just berserkers
and nothing else I moved the ground to victory don't try to 50 pop just hold
the bucket and make units yeah Matt Viva started between Dante's and Mary
maybe well I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna be honest I don't even know what
these maps even are. Like I'm just quicking mad and shit because I don't even know what
these maps are. I'm not even trolling.
And uh, no, look down in the front of my cup. Thank you.
And we managed to find them. They're rare, but it's going to be Sun Glitters. Sun Glitters
will bring her special expertise of what it's like in the four to 500ilo bracket in
Dante's against Mary Mavie. Is that fucked up?
This is gonna be so good. No, no, it's perfect.
If they don't want you to get higher MMR.
True, true. Just get higher MMR and then it...
Statues fat guys, one matter more than anything else, fax.
Simply, we'll be seeing more of each other and Sing Sing, hopefully, as well.
GG's.
Good luck to both of you.
GG's.
I'm gonna play yesterday's video because it is the longest one we have.
Even though the Clan War happened yesterday, it's a five-minute video
That will allow me to put a few calories into my belly. We'll be right back with Dante's versus Mary
Maybe co-casted by some winners. Oh this I'm gonna have time to take a shit
Yes, I'll get it. I'll be right back. Hold on.
Today on the 15th may 2026 there is the clan war. We have eight streamers that are divided into
two teams of four players each. They will work together to win as a team today. They'll play
up to 5 matches that are all best of 3. To win, a team must score 3 victories.
On the left hand side, we have Team Alpha, captain by Tyler1. He will be joined by Yamato
Cannon, Simply and Mary Maybe. On the right hand side, there is Team Omega, captain by
Hera. He joins forces with Pox, Maxime and Dante's.
The opening match is called The Headliner. It is a one-on-one match that begins on
springtime. Each team captain will choose one player to send in blindly and unaware of the
other team's choice. Will the captain send themselves, send in their strongest, send a sacrifice,
or send a special matchup assassin to take out an expected opponent? Next up, team coordination
will be put to the test. The co-op battle is a 2 vs 2 match that begins on the map Synergy.
A team's two players spawn very closely together on this one.
The captain may not reuse their headliner player for the two vs two.
Thirdly, we will have the ultimate test of team spirit
and the management of order through chaos.
In the 4 on 4, everyone plays.
It's a full-on brawl of team vs team to score another point for a team.
All 4 on 4 maps will be played on Arathor.
The fourth match is called the redemption match.
If the clan war isn't over with the 3-0 score already, there's going to be a redemption match.
The player that hasn't featured yet in the headliner or co-op battle
must be sent in for a fourth point in this clan war.
This match will take place on tight hunters.
In the exciting event of a 2-2 score, the ace match will decide it all.
The captains will likely send their best to decide it all in a final best of three,
which begins on the autumn leaves.
Each winning player of a team that won the Clan War will win $500 for themselves
and the winning captain gets to pick their first one-on-one tournament bracket opponent
from the other team. The captain will then delegate second and third choice
to whomever he deems the most deserving player, based on their Clan War performance.
I
Why the fuck is a female burnt peanut on my screen
All right, how's the shit I was show
So while bastard one has to say this outcome possible to tell you in this bracket
I mean, I'm facing either Hiro or Pox, and I'm just fighting against both I think.
I think both are winnable.
Maybe Undead would be boring to play against, but...
Notice how we didn't say best thing is to go against me?
It's because he's fucking scared.
welcome to the first match of the clan war it's a one-on-one that begins on time
we're starting your ability to smash your motto but not boy over the top of the
midget to the Jesus Christ 17th of May in 2026 the alter holy shit main
tournament will be played out our eight contestants are ready to go at it in
one-on-one the winning team from Friday's clan war has their picks of
Who do you want to face in the brackets with the winning captain having first big?
Okay, so what I do now second and third big to the most deserving players of their team that happened yesterday
And soon I'll show you today's brackets most matches are a best of three
You got this last one to me
Yes, fuck and the grand finals being a best of five the grand finalists that comes from the upper bracket finals
We'll have an advantageous map selection system
$8,000 is up for grabs in this altar of champions one-on-one tournament with the champion taking
$3,500 the price pool was found Jesus and this event was made possible by all of you guys the eight
participating streamers and all the co-casters moderators and everybody that helped I'm grubby
and this is the altar of champions the one-on-one tournament let's play
on saturday the 16th and sunday the 17th but then we just hear this
altar of champions one-on-one main tournament will be played out our eight contestants
are ready to go at it in one-on-one the winning team from Friday's clan war has their picks of who they want to face in the brackets
with the winning captain having first big and then they've deligently joined the most deserving players of their team
let's go undead and we'll get teal
most matches are a best of three with the upper bracket finals the lower bracket finals and the grand finals
as a future jungler who has one hour in league do you think I should play work like jinx here are there some other good options I'd recommend it
Whatever you want, bro, honestly.
Let's see what my number one hater has to say.
He has nothing to say.
Oh fuck, I was about to give him cancer. Alright, let's see
The only fangs warcraft 3 evitational for March last year, I'm not gonna lie guys
This is the most awaited game so far
You know what I said to my stream earlier, it's been a year, you know, I've I've seen the history
And I saw I played against Tyler against goosaloo against all of them. It's been exactly a year today
And I just stopped having nightmares, but I'm ready to come back
I'm so excited for this match especially cuz I I did watch Mary
I thought I saw a rage man towers chat earlier. Yeah, I hit him with the
Yo, well Tyler one after this morning shouldn't change dreams of all Tyler loss their map intro
I needed your expertise
I'm on the screen!
I see myself definitely in her and I saw Dante, he always built these huge dragons, right?
Contest cringe!
And then he just comes and wipes it all off.
So I was asking my children, would you think Vince, Mary or Dante?
Right? I think it would just come down to the nerves.
I think people would...
You're actually crazy dude!
Even wise, like with a knowledge of awesome mechanics, but if she forgets to build a gold mine or something, it could go either way.
Fuck yeah, or god forbid if she builds it in the wrong place again.
By the way, some glitters, this map was the scene of the crime.
It's already spawning memes in the Warcraft 3 scene. People are posting links.
there's a meme where one asks what's your MMR in Warcraft 3 and the answer is
Mary maybe screenshot her cables next to the Goblin's board tree as an answer
what's happening to the Smurfs bulb over there?
this is not okay
some unnamed shit
I wonder what you play now
do i just start? what do you think? should i just start or accept his stall?
WHAT THE FUCK AM I TRYING TO PLEASE?
you gonna like shatter me or should i like shatter you?
yo what the fuck dude?
oh yeah uh ready
i just do both i can watch my pv and yours
alright let's do it
alright now another
Let's go guys.
This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
Our lives have led up to this moment.
Is it going to crash again?
God damn it!
Yeah, it said like timed out or something.
car now we don't know why it could be at least we get to fix the map so that's
please check your VPN don't know exactly why we can always try again and if
that doesn't work what the fuck do they mean VPN suspect this has nothing to do
with you is you oh it's me okay now I will just quit
you not definitively it's just because you're a veteran player if we can go
you that there's more likely a chance that one of your maps is corrupted or
like a different version or something but it has the same name. But it may have nothing to do with
you by the way and it's definitely not your fault in any event but if you're gonna watch with my
perspective anyway we might as well just try that. Yeah so should I quit? Tontas looks like he
listens to Drake and likes it. Wow I'm not gonna lie that's one of the most insulting things I
I think I've ever read has just divorced with you not to
That's on a wrong. Okay. Well, that's fucked up now be happy forever together by himself
or
Have they had a disc?
He's like you already I'm proud of you my son
You know grubby what you said earlier
Well in the match against Mary maybe and Dante's was very fucked up. You remember what you said
Wait, wait, wait.
You said something about Mary
for getting all her fundamentals.
Yeah.
And then he said
that she got them even to virtually head barely any.
That was fucked up, right?
You roasted the shit out of her!
And then he said, I'm gonna jump!
Oh my god!
It's not okay, right?
Oh no, I'd be very respondent.
I find people, they accept the invite
and I say stuff like that.
And thanks for calling it out.
I'll never, I'll never cast off like that again.
Alright.
Alright, let's go.
Yeah, it's gonna come out, oh wait, moving off.
Okay, let's go.
Where shall my blood be spilled?
I will.
Alright guys, I'm not going to lie, the early games are looking quite good right now.
The goal is required.
So Dan, stand ready.
Okay, look how many cheeses I'll fuck out of her though.
Like a mushroom cheese.
I know I said I'd win cheeses, but I thought about them when I won a cheese.
One in 50.
150
There's always a chance that she goes blade master. I don't think she's like good enough to
But blade masters a guy that like walks in your base and then fucks with all your shit
That's the reason why I made a zig-rot here so I can upgrade it
To a Neroobian tower, which is like a defensive structure in case she does that
All right
I cannot let you obey. Yes, master. Yes, master. Summoning is complete.
My fate is sealed.
I believe in you, master.
Alright, Snar, just chill out this tavern. Alright, good.
Everything is looking good so far, guys.
More gold, Snar.
Loki, maybe I have enough time to scout a little bit.
little bit
two three
okay so that's our last uh...
where shall my blood be spilled
my faith is sealed
yes master
my faith is sealed
alright so does it look like anything too crazy is happening right now?
Uhhhhhhh so we're gonna want to end subgrade this.
Nice.
It's fun.
And now we have fun!
and
right
oh she did go blademaster
so i think what we're gonna do them as we're gonna upgrade this to flame rubion
so we don't get early cheese and then i'll do this here
I know I'll even create a second Ziggurat here.
Oh no, this is the thing from earlier.
I need to drop this camp. I can't do this.
It's the thing from earlier that I used up my entire mana bar.
Fucking camps are fucking bullshit stupid fucking game.
I wish only you were there.
My boss would be...
If that is your wish.
Okay, so now we should be okay.
Somebody, I will change it.
If I must.
So I think I might have to stomp out my show a little bit
Well so far it's not looking too bad if I get this and it means that I secure foregreen
And I can't tell the shame in the shame in it's a bullshit that just like makes it so it does it never dies
So I'm only gonna find the shame in camps once
I don't know for sure.
Okay, so now we finally got this, good.
So we need how much more gold? 425? Okay, we'll just wait then.
Someone I'll do some meat on this together and then we should be good.
I
So now in order to make this we need 140
Okay, so let's see this
Nice
So I didn't know we were going to do share some, I might go for early expansion on Loki.
I didn't know that I should be kind of smart.
Like yes my army isn't that big, but I think it's worth it.
Uhhh...
Should be able to do this.
What trickery is this?
This is what we need to do.
It's not a son, it's over here and he's gonna be the one that creates the gold mine.
Oh nice.
Where is the QA?
Yes.
Your choice.
For this ever end.
Uh, we need to do these.
I'm gonna get a PopCap soon.
So we're gonna look on this.
I like the living in my garage.
I'm gonna go to the spot.
It's very nice.
I'm gonna go to the spot.
I'm gonna go to the spot.
I'm gonna go to the spot.
is
so we need 400 for this guy now?
Alright, I'm still partying, looking mad.
this
I forgot the item we have to back off
So she's almost 3 now.
Is that true, bro?
I feel like it's so cute, Phil.
I mean, genuinely, this is actually looking kind of chill, I know.
I found your will.
Ooh, class of attack plus save, that's good for him.
He's like the main carry.
He's not allowed to make more mistakes.
I'm likely obeyed.
Yes, master.
I will be done.
I will aid you.
In the dead summer, you're going to do some creation trade.
If that is your wish,
or this time of the year,
we are going to do some creation trade.
Okay, we're going to do a spread count now.
He's looking good. I think that's really exciting up for us.
What trick are you playing?
Oh, there's actually at least here.
Oh nice, I'll take that.
I go
For this never-ending
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
Best hacker in the world
It's more
Okay, so I vote you want to win until we get the dragon, so let me scout off for an expo, I know
More gold is required
I will get you
I don't care about those individual blade monsters though.
You must.
I was ready.
If that is your wish,
I'll act like a traitor.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
Nice.
I was ready for this, but I must risk my enemies and their lives to get to the end.
I'm not gonna screw up.
It's a little easier to find a safe place.
That's what I thought before.
It was my turn.
I'm not gonna screw up.
I'm gonna engage.
I bring a just one.
I think we just fucking ran!
This is the thing that spawns the heroes.
Woo! Nice! Game 1!
See what Grubby asked us to say.
Not only did Dante's win this battle,
but he also ended up winning against Yamato-Kana in the semis.
That would be insane. I want to...
That would be really crazy.
Guys, it was not a good one!
What did you guys say about that performance?
It was fucking good! No!
He's the number one MMR of the tournament.
Let's see.
Goal is glazing.
I don't know if you remember watching...
Wait, but let's do a little tea, has to say.
Matto is very close to...
Dendi's level in the first place.
Look at that! He has!
Oh, the tea, bro.
Let's see, even Luis.
Luis is like, bro, what's going on?
It's a little bit difficult.
Damn.
Grabby, I was thinking that you, if you do another tournament, one of these...
Grabby said your MMR is improved. Noticeably, you play much better.
Yeah, but it's not even like my MMR, bro.
It's like, it's because I don't play enough to like actually get a high rank.
But I swear that was crazy, though.
Like, early expansion, the fucking microing the units, the building, the targeting, the micro, the macro,
The expansion is like everything bro
Like not fucking bad bro
Would you still be stressed if you played with such a
They think I've been grinding unlike a secret account are they serious?
No, that's crazy, bro
That's actually crazy did I really do that good that game
You almost had no downtime great jungle pattern it was chill no
Nice. Give me a deal.
Those Nashis so good they think you're a smurfer.
Yeah, because the thing is I'm telling you, the only thing that I don't know of like,
okay, think of it this way.
It'd be like imagine I play League, and I know how to click properly and use my abilities, right?
But I don't know all the matchups. I don't know what the items do, and I don't know any of that shit, right?
That's essentially me. I'm like, I'm like fucking at everything else, you know what I mean?
And I side dive there in time real pretty sad.
Thank you.
It's like that's the thing me on Warcraft, it's like I feel like my micro's like real-
OH SHIT!
Okay, let's go to the top.
Game 2, game 2, game 2, game 2.
Hmm.
This is...
More gold is required.
More gold is required.
What?
I am not still there.
What?
Where shall more gold be still there?
And you're not still there?
My life won't last long.
Must be in your world.
What?
That's...
Where will I be still?
Oh my god, fucking cancer game.
Oh, that's what I'm much boldly to say.
Fucking cancer-ass game.
It's okay, just like a small delay.
A little, little, little, little.
A small, little game delay.
All right
All right, come on crypt we need some fucking goals man
alright
one two three
so we're missing one more goal
and now we're good
I'm gonna try to early chase her
Because I think right now she's gonna get desperate so she's gonna try to early cheese me.
Am I crazy for thinking that?
No I'm not crazy.
I'm gonna do something crazy.
Because like I'm telling you I genuinely think there's a very very very good chance that she tries to early cheese me.
So I'm gonna make like turrets early so that if she tries that then at least I can defend and then I fuck with all her workers.
Because I think now she's gonna get desperate because you know she can't beat me micro or macro.
So the only way it is possible is chase
I don't know
Meh fuck, like if she just wants to do that, chill
That's fucking fine by me
that's fucking fine by me so when you wait about two minutes so we're gonna have to wait
for two minutes for this then means that we're definitely not to make an army of crypt
trains
are you kidding?
there's something down
uhhhh
oh i know this one
uhhhh
just this one
We're gonna make a ton of curbs here.
Here's our best angle.
She might get a little bit aggressive too.
I cannot micro her as long as I like keep chill levels and I play a good early game.
So I'm gonna make one of these over here.
We're gonna hit pop cap soon so I'll make another one of these.
And my torment.
I was ready.
I wish only to serve. Yes, master.
So what if I just make ghouls instead of crypt fiends because like melee counters range right range counters fine fine counters melee
Rockpapers twisters
So I'm gonna just make like a ghoul army
And if I make a ghoul army, I think that could go way harder than crypt fiends here
So now we're gonna need more pop caps so wait until I 150
15 seconds on that
Okay, so now we're gonna really take this.
So I actually have a shit ton of lumbar, so what if I just took these three over here?
them to my control group and then I just made three more and then we're done.
I think we're at tier two.
Okay, so now we're going to need 325 for this.
but before we get that I'm gonna want to upgrade actually not only upgrade my
flight
so now we're popped out so we make two of these I'm gonna be honest I kind of
want to fight her on me right now with mine I don't know if that's crazy but I
think it's actually a good idea
I don't have any scrolltongue portables, so that's not my list.
Maybe I can find her creepings?
Whatever, I'll just find them.
Fuck, I forgot that item. That's a huge item for the Motherfucker as well.
the
one
of
the
one
I know what I'll do is I'll also creep this gold mine over here, maybe we can get triple
expansion.
Uhhh, we're doing really good right now on this shit.
Okay, so now for our army.
We don't have anything crazy yet.
I just mass produced some fiends. I know I think what I show hard. I think mass
school production might go crazy. And then what I'll do is I'll open my
So she is going flying units or going to need smart phones.
Ok, so that expansion gets fucked.
to my hatred, if I must.
More gold from the bottom.
End my torment, if that is your wish.
Search complete.
For this ever-end, I go.
This ever-end.
Summoning is complete.
Oh, wait, that's what I forgot.
Uh-oh.
I don't know I can do a red cam, sure, though.
Oh, shit.
I will aid you, let the living beware, the psycho wakes, if that is your wish, for this
check some of these cubs
Jesus. Okay, we have to back up.
Alright, so... Not good.
I'm gonna be honest I think we have too many people on comfort.
I'm probably better actually.
Wow!
I actually got fucked.
Alright, give it a second.
All right, give it a second.
Okay.
Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie, that was really bad.
Wow.
Ohhhh.
We don't have any obsidian statues, we have nothing.
This isn't really shit.
You must believe my vengeance is yours.
You've called me with your choice.
What is that?
My vengeance is yours.
For the Lich Kings.
now the question is, she's probably gonna go for an expansion, right?
They're gonna have to choose something here.
All right, so what we're gonna do is I make all my units.
No expansion here. You know what I'm actually gonna do? She would never expect me to get
an expansion in her fucking base, would she? Probably not. Oh, right, that's bad. Jesus.
I'll wait.
My bow is ready.
You'll see.
You'll ride.
Let the living be one.
If I must.
You'll see.
My life won't as soon.
Where should I blood me spill?
You angel of pirates.
You call
Let that
Yeah, this is just like really fucking bad, honestly
Okay, whatever
I definitely need to get a town of scroll town for a while I don't know anything about that yet.
Actually, no I don't know what I'm going to do.
So we're going to buy this here.
And then we can farm this red camp over here.
I will be done
Because I don't think she's gonna want to farm these camps so it gives me like free opportunity to get you
Shit
So she really is all in and raged.
My life for Nezu. My fate is sealed.
I will aid you if that is your wish.
Your choice.
Go a pound of water.
If that is your wish.
My bow is ready.
Director my hatred.
Right.
And my first evil wakes.
Alright guys, I'm going to be honest, this is looking rough, but it's like we do have
second expansion, so I'm going to go for it.
I don't know what you're doing.
He's like...
I can't fight this.
I will eat you.
You run.
The dam stand right through the seed.
Oooooof.
You're strong.
My bow is ready.
I'm going to kill you.
Direct to my hatred.
You run.
Make your choice.
This is so age-
FUCK!
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'll wait.
Where's my graveyard?
I have an acolyte here.
I have a fucking gold.
Maybe I just make a complete army of dudes.
Yeah, just make it complete on the other side.
Wow.
How many do we have left? Two things. One, please.
Let's hope to get a second one.
Just trying to think about the Voli-Glutia.
I think I need to buy the Orb of Corruption,
can someone else tell me that if I get the Orb of Corruption earlier today?
That it makes it so that I can attack every unit, so let's do that here.
Approved creature at the top.
I'm gonna be honest, I think my best friend right now is just like turtling for a little
a while because I can't really fight her at all so if I keep trying to achieve some gold
one seven like I have this over sure that's like doing great but
fucking Christ yeah I could just hang out the blade masters as scouts that's
an issue right now so how do I can test this part of me just wants to buy one
million crypt fiends
I don't want to get a scroll town portal to be honest.
I think I have to lose here.
Yeah, I think it's actually just f**ked.
My life for Nezu
Trying to think like it's not even any way for me to win this at this point
If I make her lose a ton of units while doing this
It's like I'm gonna be honest the problem right now is that I feel like she just has too many like
Too many different units
Let's make a necropolis.
The problems are just like 3 level 5 units too though.
I'd have to resurrect 3 heroes around your level to kill us.
All right, guys, why did I lose that one?
Why did I lose that one?
What fucked me?
The glitch?
No abominations?
I don't think abominations against the-
I don't think it was a 2-0 for anyone.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't think abominations against flying works though.
No GG pathetic, no cause it wasn't GG.
It was BG. Any game I lose is BG. It's only GG if I win.
Talos here, check his last message.
Fuck that piece of shit, wands.
It is a moment of where the ghoul was stuck by the grey eye
Two messages in his life
Uh oh
Tyler, I hope you know you're a 45 year old full grown man
with two fully grown daughters
sitting here, right, and a wife that you've been married to for 30 years
sitting here, typing cancer in my chat because I lost him, married maybe in Warcraft 3
How does that make you feel, dude?
It's already there, the technology's already there
GO TO THE PICK!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Lil' bro's sitting here fucking hate watching me and said going to the park with his daughters. Cheers, bro.
Okay, so how do I win? How do I win though? How do I fucking win?
What?
What?
What?
My mic is weird.
Look at the face!
What?
I mean, yeah, that's just disgusting
Okay guys, how do I win? How do I win? How do I win? How do I win? Oh nice my coach
I knew what he said. Oh God.
Hey guys, I have bad news. I have a really bad news.
My coach doesn't want me to do the only strategy that I've been practicing for the last few weeks.
So I'm going to be doing a completely new strategy, game one and all.
All right, let's see what the fuck is happening here
Crypt lord fast fiends with fast tech
All right, all right, all right, let's see
So Jesus, this guidepost song, Crypt lord first build with fast sector tier 2
I'm officially using Crypt fiends, so let me begin it from the requirement of micro
Okay, the basic build order.
Fuck it.
Accolades to gold go to build a Crypt Graveyard Q4th Accolade.
So Crypt Graveyard, Q5 Aqualite, Incentive, Photon and Complets, Pothel, Zanth, and Potset.
Oh my god, this is fucked.
I'm fucked.
Guys, I...
Nevermind, stick to Dark Ranger.
All right, that's what I like to hear.
Okay, how do I do it though?
Yo, Alucard, how the fuck do I do it though?
You need gargoyles?
Wait, he's calling me.
Okay bro, what the fuck do I do?
I still want to be fast.
Okay, just use her early game, grab like 4 or 5 ghouls after your Dark Ranger is out,
go into her base, kill everything, don't let her breathe, just stay on her side of the map.
That's it.
Mentally, just keep attacking.
If you don't let her breathe, she's not gonna stack a 100 supply army and just come at you.
She came with like a 100 supply army.
Because she was just sitting in her base doing nothing, just basing units.
So don't utter breed that's it
Gonna be gonna be the lesser this game. Okay, so
So all the goals I initially send to lumber I
Put them I put them to fight
Yeah, you grab like four of them you queue up some more you're gonna need a fast second they go out for this
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, this is
Oh, I got this shit go go go
this
so I just see an early chase
early chase, early chase, early chase
alright, I know what an early chase
All right, fuck. Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie, this might be a little bit of a boozy.
I don't know what to do now, but I can't cheese anymore.
No, you know what? When you can't cheese, just cheese harder. I guess that's what we
have to do.
I will be done. Yes master. Oh god. Summoning is complete.
Crit. More gold is required. More gold is required.
Alright. Let me just run to her base. See what's happening.
More gold is required. Summoning is complete.
I
Said my heart is complete more gold is required more gold is required. I bow to your will
Ah
Shit
My life for Nezu
My face
I will be done
I glad you obey
My bidding mask cannot summon my fate, I see you. Summoning is complete.
Where shall my blood be spilled?
So I'm tempted to turn off the signal for my shoes.
I'm stuck in the middle of it.
and
uh...
my
and
and
such it
I was decent, I would fuck up early creep, alright so now I have a shit ton of gold so
let's get some creepings out, one more steak, let's set 50 seconds up.
Oh, I need to build the shop, that's what I forgot last time.
All right, so in about 5 seconds...
When does my Ziggurat finish?
Like, 1 second?
All right, so now we need to advance here.
Alright, so now, let's update this to carefree.
I wish I was the only able tiff.
Fuck you mean additional umbra you fucking cock sucker?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
I'm gonna creep through shirts and make sure that she doesn't manly choose me now.
Alright, slaughterhouse is now done.
my phone is ready. If that is your wish, write my hatred and my torment. I will need
Okay, we're not to defend this.
I'm going to creep right next to it, that way in case anything goes bad or so like so.
you're
CUT!
Ah, I gave my third screw.
Oh my god, it's remade this.
So now that we have this done, let's start stacking some A bombs.
I'm going to use the skeleton to scout out this expansion here.
We're going to get Pop Cap soon, so I've got to get this.
And my torment, correct my hatred, if that is your wish, if that is your wish, will this ever end, someone I'm going to kill?
Where shall my blood be spilled?
This is why I'm going to end my tourney with my patience, as I'm going to end this race.
My patience is ending for the good people.
End your tourney with this.
I can't go anywhere.
That's my huge hate.
Some of you might not be right.
Some of my wishes only leave certain.
But my faith can't see you.
I think I'm going to get aggressive now.
I think it's actually my best angle.
Okay, so we're going to make some crypt fiends.
Where is it?
It's my fault.
She would actually want us to fight by the way. I'm pretty sure she would fight it.
Yes, master.
I wish I could go and stick my knife out of there.
Our town is under attack.
More gold is required.
I will kill you.
More gold is required.
And what means to me?
I don't know if that is your wish.
What the fuck?
What the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
... part.
The road is quiet. My car is ready.
I can't say to beware.
And my toilet.
I will cage you.
You'll see.
I can't say to beware.
You call me.
My toilet's not here.
That is your wish.
I
Was the graveyard
I will aid you to the sleeper awake.
Come on, let's talk.
Your seat.
I will aid you to let the living beware.
The upright complete.
Direct to my hatred.
My patience has been unmovable before.
Let the living beware.
I will aid you to your choice.
For this ever ends.
Your choice.
Nice.
I go.
Or this ever ends
Our forces are under attack
My feet
And my friends are in human or this ever ends
the
Does she even realize that she's losing?
I think that's GG.
I mean that's fucking GG!
WOOOOOO!
Oh my god.
come on
fucking bitch
All right oh
My god
bro
What game that was?
Wow! That was a fucking game!
Super high level, I think it was still fun.
So I think that's the next game.
The next game is going to be Dante's against Schimado Canon.
Wait what? Right now?
Got another thing coming there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, can I go like an hour?
That's a lot of...
What's that?
Can I go like an hour and a fucking prep?
there's no chance that you would start I think your motto cannon is twice as good
fucking bitch you always fucking distract me and then I forget shit I fucking
hate you can you just stop going to my fucking base and being annoying little
Matt it actually fucking works you're actually living in my head rent frame
it's pissing me off Dante it's actually pissing me off that you don't
gotta worry about that anymore you're gonna lose this bucket in your out next
round you don't have to worry about it you're so annoying I hate you man like
You actually are so just rocking you made me forget to put three fucking peons on gold
And so I was a broke bitch for a while like I hate you actually you're so annoying like your strategy works
Let me just like
I'm just like oh my god. I forget I hate you
Allison you got to focus on the next match you're against the tongue canators soon
Okay, if you fucking win money you better buy a new fucking headphones fucking mice
Welcome to the Alter of Champions, a great player who won a beautiful tournament.
Today on the 15th May 2026, there is the Clan War.
We have 8 streamers that are divided into 2 teams of 4 players.
Guys, what do we do now?
I think we're against Yamato.
What the fuck do we do now?
Let me call my coach, Shani Suryasu, to win, a team must score 3 victories.
On the left-hand side, we have Team Alpha, captain by Tyler1.
He will be joined by Yamato Cannon.
Oh, god, cough.
Yo, bro!
On the right.
GG, I told you, just attack early and you win.
Yeah, but bro, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think that we're getting 30 minutes.
So we have like 30 minutes to prep.
What the fuck do I do now?
All right, against Yamato, it's a whole different animal.
So just try expanding as fast as you can.
Listen, but I would call this much.
Yamato's like 57 years old, bro.
I'll be good.
I got the hands of a fucking youngin'.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I understand what you mean but he plays really well.
Okay, so I gotta play better, so what the fuck do I do?
You just expand quickly and you try to stay out of his way because he's gonna expand whether
you are there or not.
You can't prevent that, sadly you don't have the abilities to do so.
So the best thing you can do is just power creep the map, just get your heroes to
to a certain level, and after they hit their power spike, you can just go A bombs and worms.
If you see a lot of helicopters, abandon the worms, and please for the love of god buy
orb of corruption, just one game buy orb of corruption so that you actually can do additional
damage.
Like use your shop.
Your shop is right there.
And use rod of necromancy early so you can creep faster.
Yeah, but is it worth me like running all the way back to my base just so I can buy the rod of necromancy?
You don't have to run all the way back to your base. You already go back to your base after you spawn your hero from the tavern.
You just take a small detour, you grab the rod of necromancy and then you get twice as much.
Okay, so you're saying should I even try to cheese some level one then?
Don't cheese some level one.
But what if it works bro, what if it works?
Yeah, but what if I have a vagina, I don't know, like it's a whole different concept man, you have to understand, like it's really difficult because he's gonna creep with a fucking archmage and you don't really get chance to steal unless you play DK.
So like you have to just play this one safe, you have to basically just creep your map, send skeletons to see what he is doing.
When you don't have like any, when you have downtime, just send fucking skeletons to see how far ahead he is.
Wait!
I will card.
What if you're from the same European country as Yamato and you run to his house right now and you unplug his power, and then I just went by default?
I don't know, like, I don't think he lives in a shithole like I do, so...
Where are you from?
I'm from Bosnia.
So yeah, I just am miles away.
But all things said, like, just enjoy the game, try having fun, keep your own pace,
like that's the most important thing.
Alright, we got this shithole.
On the other side, just like, get your expo up, fortify, because he will come at you with tanks.
He will come with tanks and he will try to destroy you without actually fighting you.
So how the fuck do I win versus tanks?
Frostworms, ghouls, and the orb of corruption.
That's it.
But what the fuck do ghouls do, bro?
It's like bringing babies against a fucking tank.
Tank can't hit the ghoul back and the ghoul the ghoul is cheap and it can surround the tag the tank
Basically blocking it from reaching the building range. It needs to hit your structures that way you just literally get
Free CC. Okay
What map to a band what map to a band what map to a band?
I call you ban a coils. Okay, and then autumn leaves ban lester huge
Okay, I banned. Okay, we're good
Oh wait, Shaban Hammerfall Northern Isles Tidehunters or Springtime?
Oh these maps, Ben, Ben Tidehunters, Ben Tidehunters, it's really easy for him to expand there.
Not your turn to ban, fuck!
Also shout out to all the Balkan people in the chat, I can see all the Balkan people
in the chat shout out.
The only time they'll get to add pieces when they're talking to people from their own country.
You know why we are so good at this game?
Because this game revolves around racism.
Jakey.
Jakey.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
I'm not sure.
Okay.
Okay, listen.
I don't want to take more time.
How much time do we even have, man?
I don't know.
Maybe like one minute.
I'm just fucking stalling for everything right now.
Oh, God.
Grubby just gave me the game.
Okay.
So, you're saying that I-
expansion don't try to harass him it won't work he will have towers up until
you have a sizable army where you feel comfortable moving and making a move
against them then do so okay dude I have an idea what if I juice the fuck up right now
I don't think even fucking steroids would help okay well then let's see if
pre-workout gets it done right juice the fuck up whatever whatever can help
I hope you, I don't know.
You should have inhaled that through the nose, probably, but it worked better.
No, I think I would get cancer if I did that.
Ah, fuck!
Okay, Rafa, you aren't cancelled yet, but...
Okay, okay, okay.
What?! No, no, no!
I was making my voice because I powder in my mouth!
Dude, no, come on, there's no you thing that low of me!
No, I'm just kidding. I actually think you are a pretty good kid.
Alright, nice. Alright, time for me to send Yamato's mouth, bro. I'll be back later.
Oh, good luck. Good luck. Thanks.
Alright.
Uh, Grubby. Can I get in call with Yamato pre-game to shit-talk him?
No.
Yes!
Alright, let's go.
Dennis had Psyops?
I will, I will.
Alright.
I will, I will.
Alright.
Make me lose. It's kind of funny.
The little guys.
Can join both.
Welcome in a little bit here Yamato.
Welcome to the after-break final.
Thank you very much, thank you very much, we appreciate it.
Down to Soria please.
Yo Yamato, I'm going to be honest bro.
I got places to go and people to see bro.
the
the
the
Okay, what are you flirting with me? Oh, that's weird
No, I'm saying I'd rather be myself
Then whatever the fuck age you are man
Okay, anyways your motto as I was saying listen
I know you spend all my practicing but we might as well save everybody's time and just like quick ff
You know what I mean, bro?
But who are you talking about him?
are you him like listen it's not gonna be close your models gonna sit there was
so fucking human strategy whatever the fuck he does so Griffin riders and
comic-causes strategy damn I'm happy you figured out what race I'm playing strategy
an undead strategy I got a different strategy could I do I don't know dude
like you're human obviously it's a human strategy but it didn't seem so
obvious when you tried to shit talk 10 seconds ago.
What?
But I said human like 10 seconds ago.
Yeah, you said that you're gonna sit there with my human strategy.
Lies if that's a surprise.
I think what Yamato is pointing out that is if you say that the
grass is green, you're saying something unnecessary.
The human adjective he felt it was unnecessary.
He was poking fun at the fact that you didn't know simply as night
off.
Oh, yeah.
Anyways, so listen that's the questions you want to I could tell you about humor what we do
Okay, talk just let me know. Yeah questions. I'll answer. What's your strategy this game? Tell me I
Will make sure that you will not produce a single force one
Okay, and what if I do try your absolute hardest? Okay, so how about this your model?
Let's make it interesting then if you're that confident
Let's make a deal that if I get a single frost worm you instantly ff the game and I take game one deal or no deal
That's not a deal
The thing is I'm retarded, bro
So you should be able to get the easiest like two of your life
So even if you sandbag game one on this insane deal, why not do it Yamato?
You're the highest rank of the tournament, bro. I'm the second lowest rank
It's such a free win for you and you get the order points think about it, bro. How does that sound?
Bro, you're going to fucking go with your hero put out patchy spots
You're gonna fucking build your fucking boney out next to a fucking
laboratory or some shit
Like Mary Mayby's express
He's just gonna fucking distract you
Okay, so how about this how about this if I
but let's start the game
Someone scared I'm getting in your head you model. I'm like I'm like a little parasite, but I'm in there
And I'm like snuggling up in your brain. How does it feel?
All right, let's let's keep you there. Let's get the show on the road. Thanks both
I'm gonna be honest. I hope I get to play against Tyler, bro
It's like he'd actually be able to reciprocate this shit talk. You know what I mean?
Everyone else they just want to play bro. Like we need to make this a fucking event. You know what I mean? Like fuck me
Let's go
Those repping the Italian flag. Oh
anyways
Easiest one of my fucking life in the coming
Alright.
BAM BAM BAM
I might as well just give cancer.
Okay, nice.
I'm just gonna spam type. I'm gonna spam type and give cancer and all my downtime to like mentally psych him out
Did I tell you this is the only way we're winning this shit, I'm gonna be honest
All right, give me my duck Ranger
guys I'm not gonna lie to you though this is a real finals because after I knock out your
motto then the only people left are people that are lower ranked than him it's like you're
some random ass team in the basketball league and then you play against LeBron's team you
You know what I mean?
Like, that's the real finals.
Alright.
Okay, so I got low-key go for a little fast attack.
i don't think fast tech is an issue this game to be honest
i think like standard early game is going to be chill
we demand additional lumber
we demand
THEN FUCKING MIND IT!!!
alright let's walk over here on the side farming some of the screen camps
uh...
one of the stuff like this
i will aid you
for this ever-end
i wish i had one fifty
more gold
because if i can join all the green ones near his base
and he doesn't have as many greens and i automatically have an advantage right?
all right
what?
I don't want to reach out because you guys might be like giving me info, I will not reach out.
I feel like once I get level 2, it can be good.
Like what if I stole this green?
I feel like going for this green might be too greedy.
Like he can catch me out.
So go here then here here my pillow meets me on here. We buy this shit
All in on this
That looks good to me
Okay, so let's go all the way over here
7 more...oh wait what?
I already have one building but I think I'll make another one just in case honestly.
So he's gonna do fast expansions so we gotta make sure we get one too.
Yeah yeah, shuffling fuck up bitch.
Let's get fucking more ghouls up in this bitch.
let's go ghouls and crypt games
crypt of fringos
i must
nice i can't pick up the fucking shitty item
cocksucker game
oh
what is he doing
that is your own wish
uh
he's already level 2
that's cancer
we're gonna have to already
I'm not going to let this happen.
Some of my balls is wrecked.
If I must, will this happen?
It's probably going to form this green camp, so I'm just going to leave everything.
If that is your wish.
Our forces are under attack.
Uh, I'm going to actually send out one of these schools over here, so that he can sneak the pit board.
I'm not going to attack the tier 3, I think if I attack the tier 3 I'll just lose.
Ah, nice dude.
Nice, dude.
Okay.
damn, the bro just got fucked up!
Okay, not bad.
Do I have any idle acolytes?
No, I don't.
I'm wondering if there would be worth to give up the uh, you know what, fuck it.
I'm not going to run this if I do standard shit, so fuck this standard shit that's going to be a lot.
I
Will this ever
If that is your wish
So I like you know that you're back
I'm just going to make an army, I've got some of these going.
I feel like going for frostworms is too much to be honest, alright so let's make some actual
Oh, military though.
Oh fuck, I forgot to make my third hero.
I don't live anywhere. I'm gone. I can't end my torment.
Okay, so I think what we're gonna do now is we're gonna farm this here.
I'm always ready. If I must, I'll never end completely.
Something is complete nice.
Oh no, I have cancer. Fuck.
I wish all of you deserve it.
I wed only daughter and rabies together.
Oh!
I'm hot, aren't you good?
All right, it's time to race.
You're so fucking fucking good.
You're so fucking good.
You're pretty good.
You're pretty fucking great.
You're pretty fucking great.
You're pretty fucking great.
I genuinely think that if my expansion would have been done
and I would have had like,
not been population cap,
there might have been a chance I would have been able to hold my own against this guy.
Like, fuck me, I just fucked up too bad.
Oh god, yeah now he just like seizes my base with these whatever the fuck they are
the mortars yeah that shit it's over wait hold on wait a second you might
save a chance okay go for the mortars fuck everything else go for the mortars
some care
all pro built a little city chair already at this at this is shocked
yeah we lost
did i have cancer
My people are dying early and me not having the population for the fucking bullshit.
I'm gonna be honest guys, I'm not even kidding when I say this. I genuinely think we can win against this guy.
Am I fucking insane for saying that?
Like imagine we didn't fuck up.
It's possible. I swear to God, yes.
Like, I'm not even trolling.
Let him build the camp and get the orb of destruction.
Wait, let's see what my coach has to say.
Ironically, you were winning till you lost your pet lord.
Actually, if you didn't lose your Bitlord, you could have held that.
Bitlord level 3 is good enough with Cleave against Rifles.
The fact that Yamato has to go with Rifles against you, which is like the most cancerous
thing ever means he is actually afraid of losing.
So does Ammonite just stack A bombs?
Yes, definitely.
Okay, so should I choose Hammerfall or Tidehunters?
Hammerfall, it's going to be a little bit more difficult for him to expand as fast as he normally does.
Okay, so real talk, real talk.
You keep forgetting to buy a lot of Necromancy from your shop.
Yeah, but real talk though, if I were to sit there and if I were to actually like do exactly what I did that game, would I win?
I don't think so
But imagine I didn't lose my pill board
You could have held if I don't know if you would have won but you would have held
definitely
Just make sure to use your shop your shop is your friend the amount of keeps using his shop so he can constantly heal up his units
So I gotcha. All right. I'll see you
Expand yourself, Expand yourself.
Yep, I will, I will, I'll, okay later.
Good luck.
Alright, let's go.
Okay guys.
Go Lich, bro, NO!
NO LICH!
SHUT UP!
Bro, that game was the freest one ever.
Like I'm not even kidding, like this is actually the freest one ever.
Like I'm telling you guys, it's a chicken to beat the freest one of our entire life
right now.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Real shit, this might be the easiest game ever.
Okay, so I think what we do now is we just do the same thing we did earlier.
So when I get my tavern out, if I get to secure these two green camps, and he farms
these two, then I get four.
I transition to this because it's fast expansion and we win.
Sounds good to me.
deal or no deal deal or no deal I think that's a fucking deal to me bro
alright just gonna make free as fuck no
I don't know what to do with it.
It's known as spawn to make out their puros. Let's not forget the standard build order.
And then we walk here.
So you want boom, boom. Crypt is done. Perfect.
More gold is required. More gold is required. More gold is required. More gold is required.
120. More gold is required.
Hey! Not bad!
Summoning is complete.
Summoning is complete.
I think I'm gonna hide this guy off to the side because last time he killed him.
to mess with
Shits can be a fucking freebie motherfuckers
More gold is required
Yeah, we're just gonna fast
More gold is required
More gold is required
More gold
We demand additional lumber we demand additional lumber
Okay, so now we need
This
I wish all more gold is required
to see
okay well right now it's not looking bad at all
soooooooooooooooo yeah
hide this guy up to the side
god damn it
damn bros really backing off it, im gonna go and get them
okay so now we'll make one of these just for the fuck of it
So, we get this in about one minute, and then we'll run back to base, we'll pick up the
rod of necromancy, and then we should be good.
So I really don't want to get popcapped here, so let's do another Ziggler.
Okay, so now it's up in 20 seconds. Let's work here.
I got it.
Okay, so now we need this, we need that. Let's upgrade this.
it's gonna find me with all of the 3
see if i can find this camp here
ok so now we have to do is when you make a
What the fuck bro?
Is this guy fucking a serious?
I'm not gonna panic, fuck.
oh no I fucking use on the wrong thing
okay
Okay, I don't know, I think not the worst.
So now we need four more for Lumet.
So that does fuck a lot with my gold, to be honest, but let me start getting some orange
cramps.
Oh, you still have three.
Black Citadel, so now I can make her next hero.
i think before we focus on next level
then we'll make a third as well
So now we ended up leasing our this time.
Oh, wait a second.
Now there's a lot of paladins.
Paladins and rifles.
All right, so that's a pretty close.
Well, this ain't nothing great.
I'm gonna hide my army over here in the back so he doesn't even know that we're in our base.
Aw for fuck's sake!
Okay, so...
more gold is required
need just abominations
hi, i was in expansion
let's fight in our base
Yeah, I can't just lose.
Dude, fuck!
Wow, this is going to be the difference maker.
Dude!
It happens!
Listen, we put up a good fight. If I wanted to make dragons this game, I could have made them.
So honestly guys, it wasn't a bad fight. Like we could have easily made Wormsack game.
Hey, not bad for the Dark Horse.
You wouldn't if you hold Q, real.
You're gonna be fighting Tonka next round? Wait, really?
but then he recovers. I'm glad Yamato bullied my bully.
Wait is that tomorrow? This has been served. And bigger than Dante's bullied you.
It's a much bigger margin between the two of them. Tonka D versus Tonka D. True.
This means that the upper bracket finals which are best of five are going to be between
simply and Yamato Canon. Yamato Canon is going to be joining us for a little post-game interview
where we can get some of his thoughts about the tournament in general because we haven't really
talked yet. Yamato, what's up? What up? Yo, sorry to get in here. I just wanted to make
peace with Dante as if he's around. Where is he? Before the game, all good. After the game,
I want to commend him on the first one strats. I was a soul a man, you know business
Fair play respect to him. He was busy with League of Legends stuff
And he made the most out of it in the match, you know, so respect to dancers, you know, that's that's what I wanted to say
There is yo GGs Yamato
GGs GGs man, I was just I was giving you praises bro
I thought the first one strats the soul a man. You you you were very
Respectful to him the coaching sessions were very good
I think that you did a lot with the limited time that you put in because I know you had a lot of legalized
Tournaments going on as well at the same time you kept busy and and fair play man respect. No, I appreciate you
You shouldn't my mouth so now Yamato before you go. I need to ask you. How do I make Tonka tea my little bitch tomorrow?
Tonka tea. Oh damn
well, I
Think you should just stick to what you do, you know stick to what you do
I like that you're mixing it up, you know, you're throwing in some abominations in there some spiders
I feel like you're developing real time. I don't want to put a stop to that. All right, but I think I
You know, you know Tyler one, you know how he is get on his nerves do what you do best
Well, there was a competition to like be like I'm not saying you're always annoying
I'm saying if you want to be intentionally annoying, that is like a very good skill set the job of yours.
Alright, nice.
I researched before the game how to mute people.
That was, I was respectful, you know, I was respectful.
Oh no, Shane.
Alright, Amato, anyways.
Good luck in the finals and I'll see you soon for the grand finals tomorrow, okay?
Yes sir, yes sir.
Alright, better.
Thank you
All right guys
So was that the last game today the way are you leaving are you gonna go right back to practice or do you want to co-cast something with me?
Which one which one is the how many more games are there today?
Okay, okay, there's one more, but I'm not playing am I
Skip
I'm reeling the stream. I'm very sorry, Gropik.
No, go ahead. Please, it's nice to have another hook stick some load off.
Okay, gotcha.
Did you click 10%?
Alright, so you know what it's time for then, guys?
Alright, lemme DM my coach.
Yo, I'm versus T1 tomorrow.
Make me a cancer strat.
call jingsy bro jingsy's playing r6 bro i'm like jingsy wants to call he's doing a wallop
or watch party oh we're playing league today okay all right well i guess we're in co i
guess we're coaching jings later okay guys anyways uh we're about to go back to the
future are you ready
called jing see bro jing sees playing our six bro
i mean jing see wants to call
he's in the walk of watch party
or pretty good
i guess i think i i guess we're coaching jings later
okay guys anyways uh... we're going to go back to the future are you ready
ABRA KADABRA!
All right, let's do it.
Okay guys, 30 seconds away, let's do it.
So, with three wins away from Grand Master, and then afterwards it's gonna be three wins from Grand Master to
Jinxie Coaching. Let's do it.
Let's change game.
Alright, and now let's listen to our music.
Okay, so why is the league opening?
There it is.
I think my stream is crashing.
No, no, stream.
We need to mod tongue, people, tomorrow.
I'm going to practice an off-stream strat so we can go crazy against them.
We got a 3 wins lead from Godmaster though guys so we gotta lock it in today.
Okay, let me just piss and then we're gonna go crazy, alright? Give me a sec.
I got my best to be here by the tide Keep her running and denying this is all to keep her satisfied
Oh, can't blame you, love like it was just a game You've been meaning to be the same
Turn her back at me again, I'll put a pause
She's just as big as a storm on me
She said goodnight to me and I before
If I can't break it, I'll have no choice
But I don't say goodbye anymore
What is the Warcraft 3 Karasimai?
I'm gonna be honest you might have to say I play Tamar bro.
Tomorrow it's going to be me vs Tyler won in the lower bracket semifinals, the fucking grudge match, bro.
LilDunk vs BigTonk, bro, with everything on the line. I'm going to tell him before it starts, I'm going to say, Tyler, if I win, I become BigTonk and you become LilTonk.
little tongue and he needs to afford himself as up for like one month so if
he loses he becomes a little tongue for month I just don't know if that's gonna
be the first game or the first series that's played tomorrow for it's gonna
be the second bullshit also making my Greek yogurt with protein powder this
little ball has like 70 grams of protein
teach in see shibana
i am shibana's too complicated
like 9 and 4
alright, i see her done
what's for lunch? greek yogurt and protein powder
I had pizza for breakfast now I have this and I'm gonna show you again
When you're a gym streams under gym streams, I feel like they're too awkward
Because I don't want to go to like a public gym because like I know to do the guy like filming everyone. It's kind of like
But yogurt and protein powder, or it goes Greek yogurt, high protein, and then the protein
powder can also choose anything.
Because as long as you get flavorless Greek yogurt, the Greek yogurt becomes a flavor
of the powder.
That's why I go second in the team.
I had the same breakfast with those every day, not ashoes in the same.
I used to have this every day, then I stopped eating it for a little while, but now I'm
going to start back up again.
Because I don't know about you guys, but I'm a very routine oriented person.
So at one point Laura's friend came down for a week and she stayed here and I went with my parents and I just stayed there for the week and the thing is that during that week I didn't eat my protein powder with my Greek yogurt so as a result I just got out of habit for it but now I'm like starting back up and I should be feeling a little unsalack. Thank you.
Thank you.
Ahhhh!
Okay, so we're championing this game.
Bro, what the fuck am I reading?
What if I did Bukong?
I'm gonna be honest dude, I've been really enjoying the Bukong recently.
I saw a tweet from Kyrie, he's been challenge of like 13 years.
He said that's breath you go ultimate hunter.
So we'll try that.
Alright give me a sec, let me put this bowl in the sink.
3 wins away from jam baby!
Let's do it.
What do you think about H.O.X. Jungle?
Well, I think it's actually kind of broken to be honest.
And the reason why I say it's like broken in my opinion is because Nile is this guy
that like one tricked H.O.X. off for years.
But he hit like, N.O.B.A.T. in like, low to mid-chow.
Then he switches over to H.O.X. Jungle.
and now he's consistently like, mid to high chow.
So I think the thing about the Hogs jungles
is that it's actually like, even better than mine
from what I've been seeing.
As long as you don't want to play it.
But I mean that, that's the same part.
Everything's up.
You were calling it smurfing, what's good?
Mr. Psycho?
I mean I have my ass up with the Jinx,
he clips recently just want to say that.
I saw the clip this morning of me threatening to kill em.
After he didn't hold Q on Warwick.
I'll fucking kill you.
I'll fucking kill you.
You want that?
Juicer.
It's the final countdown!
We're leaving together!
My timecatch doesn't seem to have a starting item though alright, well that's good.
My Tamkinch doesn't even have a starting item now alright, well that's good.
Alright guys, let's get some wins dawg, let's get some wins.
So my Tamkinch walked away, used all his potion charges, and is now resetting for Doran's shield.
Is this guy a fucking cancer?
What the fuck am I watching?
By genuinely, what the fuck am I watching though, seriously?
Alright, anyways, that's besides the point.
So now we're gonna play for the raptor use.
We're gonna look on this.
Should be chill.
I mean, I'm feeling good about it so far though.
okay
so Mr. Nectin gets solo kill top lane, Vladimir meets everyone in the team, nice, that's what I like to see
I wonder if it's more where to go to points Q
or to do a
or to do W
Now I might look around like a national challenger guide later
Cause the problem is that most of the people that make those guide videos on YouTube
They don't even like actually play in my Kylo lobbies ever
Or even play the champs that they make videos on
They'll be like a challenger player that will randomly just like your game in gold and then just like
Just look at the most popular build and be like
Alright guys, this is how you win every game on this champion
Get the fucking down, sir
Better no real insight from that
Ohhhh.
Ahhhh.
Yeah, you're gonna have to recall.
Sonny, you're just without it.
you know what I'm going to do actually I'll just recall right now because if I reset right
now then I should get to top cap first now that's my bad I should just win double cap
i should have tried to help some of that
getting the double-crab would have been so much better and then i could have also got some like faster
comp on my repo here
that's on me
bad decision, it's not game loosing but it's definitely not optimal
see, the renekton is a retard. the reason why i finished the camp is because if i move,
Then the Rek'Sai sees me in his vision, where he can't see what's happening.
The reason why that fight went as bad as it did, was because instead of cutting inwards,
my Renekton eat here and then eat here.
But if he would have eaten backwards instantly, then they would have been locked into that.
You see what I mean?
So I'll explain it again.
Rek'Sai has an aura around him, where when he's burrowed, he has vision of anyone that
walks.
If I move, then Rek'Sai knows I'm there, he doesn't go for the dive.
So there's a way to actually make the dive go well, in our advantage,
where Rek'Sai or Renekton waits here, he's backwards,
they're forced to commit inwards, and then we just win.
But because our Renekton is a disgusting Master E-Tard,
he instead decides to waste his E going out of the Turb Range,
so then they can just live for free.
Cheers, bro.
Absolute fucking genius.
I think we're gonna have to chase this dragon if you want to win.
I'm not gonna use my W on this here.
I'm gonna save it just in case.
The other side I'm now moving to head to dragon, it's again because of her- oh no.
Ah, yeah this game is just so unlucky.
I was going to expect him to actually have this like uh upgraded smanker.
he literally just got it too
well this game is looking a bit fucking chocked
what are you guys doing right now? right now he's one of the better junglers to be honest
he's not one of the better ones for sure
it's not that the enemy jungle is playing well it's more like your team is just playing like shit
Oh, you're learning, bro. You're learning. Yes.
Because junglers take advantage of laners misplaying, right?
So if your team misplays more,
then it doesn't matter what you do,
or your individual impact is, you're just kind of losing, right?
I'm actually so sad
If I would have canceled my
My thing earlier like my alts earlier there might have been a chance. I could have killed him before his blind is
quite used
Oh my gosh, this game is looking really canceling.
Are you better than Yamato at League?
Yamato cannon?
Uh, I don't think Yamato cannon really plays if I'm not mistaken as a coach.
His understanding of the game in general is like better than mine obviously because
he's like coached pro teams but if you were to compare like us as junglers would I be better
and I mean I think so I don't really know what his like Ryan collect me knows
This game is a sob game, you know where I give it some to make you feel sad on the inside?
Yeah, unironically, it's just an unlucky game.
My Tom Kench decided to lock in Tom Kench.
He didn't even build a starting item, he just bought pots, and then afterwards Renekton
is just like the biggest retort ever what bothers one of seven like your
moments whenever game sometimes just have to say this what it is some long
all right, we're gonna problem the crab here, looks really good
uh... part of the death of one second
This guy is fucked!
Like how can this guy unironically type bad?
Like he bought no starting item, like what?
And uh, oh shit, that was a bad mark on him. Thank you.
Tell him I'm gonna put a jing-sing on here, no, I'll like later.
I'll like later, we'll see.
you can scale this game yes and no we could scale with me and the uh...
And the uh
I mean like I don't know why my blood was doing this is there just like a okay
But like we didn't scale up man blood but the issues that buzz you say okay
They look he's only hitting minions that he's guaranteed to get for free
I should probably just report everyone in this game.
Hey, I would ever, we'll just report everybody and hope for the best.
This is like actually insane.
you
you
you
you
you
I recognize nobody's names, by the way.
I'm three ones away from Grandmaster.
I'd recognize not a single person's name.
Let's see.
Okay, so my top laner is Masters90LP, he's been Masters forever by the 47-1 rate.
He is an Ornn one-trick that is randomly deciding that it's reneced in time, sick.
My mid laner is an early season challenger peak.
VOD 1 trick that does this shit consistently.
Wailer just gives up for no reason.
Okay, actually does it often.
Well, my ADC back game is...
I saw him on our Sunday.
Oh, so he actually, he accidentally bought two pots level one, so then he couldn't buy
Doran's Shield.
That's so crazy.
And then let's see the support.
I mean there's not much that the support can do, right?
That was a fun game.
Did I play well? I'm addicted to Dantas. It's bad. Let's have a look, bro.
5.2 CS per minute, 4.6, 4.5, 4.9
Yo you guys know motherfucking Donald?
So Hi Viz, what about Vizif you're enjoying Warwick?
When the enemy team has champions that stay on you and they just perma fight, you go
to Titanic Hydra.
When they kite, you go stridebreaker.
So up to now, all your games stridebreaker is fine, right?
But if you're ever playing against tanks at all and you should like that, then go
what Titan Chitron said.
you
you
you
you
you
All right.
i think jungler is interesting
i think this is a hegrimame to be honest
yeah hegrim looks great here
i don't know why he's so tough on jing see
uh...
I don't think I am to be honest. I really don't think I am.
What do you think of Lethality Master Yi? Lethality I don't think it's that great.
Quit on the other hand I think I can be good.
Oh wow.
Alright guys, we're playing in a uh...
So guys remember how last game I recognized nobody's name?
This game I recognize like how many how many people would I say recognize I recognize this guy
This guy this guy and this guy
The other the other
The other five I have no idea who they are
But these guys are people I've been playing with an against for years. This guy's like they knew us to the bunch
But he saw it I think the problems I just cheesed every game now like he's very cancer to play guns
So maybe I'll like 3 cam clear then just cause I'm against him in particular.
Why is sacrum good into this team comp?
Because they're all relatively squished and they don't have that much crowd control so
it means I can just go fucking crazy on them.
as it is for this
i don't say that i don't i don't think so honestly
from thanks up
unless you're kind of a
what you've done
you think it is better on its
I think the on-hit is more consistent.
The problem with Crit is that it's more expensive to get your power spikes.
You scale better later into the game, but the issue is that your early game isn't
everywhere near as good.
Alright, I'll see you guys.
Um...
Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna be able to clear this game.
Loki, what if I did something that I never do?
Cause I think he's gonna chase me, right? So it's like...
Ah, fuck, that sucks.
I was gonna counter chase him.
Uuuuuhmmm...
It's word here?
I don't know what this is.
Alright, I might fit.
Wow, who would have fucking thought that this guy would just cheese?
I mean, it's like I was saying.
There are some people where I can read their names and I know that they're fucking cocksuckers.
Like, every time.
And this guy's one of those cocksuckers that just like permit cheeses always.
But the thing is, unironically for him in this game, that cheeses is fucking horrible.
Like now you're pathing towards a rice lane when you have Jace, who doesn't have gank setup.
Fucking congratulations.
He locked himself into a shitty jungle path, unless, unless he does 3 cam clear reset
and then counter his bot side.
So let's say he does the 3T cam topside he recalls and then he goes to his bot side
Then I'm kind of fucked. So like what I should have done this game if I was smarter is I would have just won bulbs and then straight to his wrappers
But then the problem is that if he has a ward there and he has mid prior then I just use so
It's like because my team is getting gapped early. It's impossible to really do much
Bucking looks possible if you're not just gonna play on this
I have blue six horrifyingly bad for me.
Alright.
What would have been the information I wouldn't need it would have been if I would have asked
my rise sword this bush.
I
So I go for a play and his entire team collapses on me
I'm worried that if I walk in here at this line, so I think I'll be
He's gonna spice all this for sure, cuz I don't even have a sprite up
You're like what?
Well, unfortunately for us our team is disabled.
I'm lucky.
That could have been game winning on the teamfight, but they all played it like shit.
But I played it okay, but then our Orianna was like super late, our Ryze missed his abilities,
like...
Alright.
and
it's not we have to do is have to just play on this
he only had a red
i want to see that i was his red
Can you ward over this raptor wall please?
I mean, this game is just fucked, like...
What a fucking stupid cancer fucking majority of the game this was.
Of course in the game where I play games with jungler, but all he does is fucking primachies.
I get laners that get 0 priority and I'm all losing their lanes early.
And now if I walk to the raptors I'm gonna get a colapsed on.
if i get the crux i get collapsed on mine
and challenger no one plays on their lane?
uuuuuhh
while they play on their lane when they're on your team
and then they just let the enemy jungler fuck you with help
constantly
nice
oh wait so how much you got like one trade kill now I think the only way that
we can actually do something crazy here would be if we just cheese dragon I'm
gonna be honest because if I invade his bot side he could be there and like on
my top side it's probably already down top side invade he could be on there so
it's like the only play that I know maybe has a potential of working is if I
cheese the dragon here and then afterwards I look for Mike here
oh nice and we keep it's gonna rotate okay so let's just help for the best now
we probably just fucking lost them
Tigris my dude
I mean it's just like, I'm lucky right?
Any chance of a Jace cuter?
I use my ghost now?
Do I get that on time?
So this isn't gonna like win me the game obviously right?
like it's gonna help a lot
it's now our camps are respawning so we could look for top to bot folk here
realistically I mean that was a nice skill for me to get problem is that now
Now there's a very high chance that he 3-man invades me with his- yeah, there it is.
What a fucking stupid AIDS game.
And is my top laner rotating to this play?
Nope, of course he's not.
Why?
Because he's my top laner.
Remember guys, we're one of jungle.
Your team will never help you, but the enemy team will always help the enemy jungler.
It is what it is.
But now since he's like committed to my red and means that I have like an opportunity
get my bot side. Throwing game cuz tilted is annoying to watch lock in your retards
for typing in. Like you're genuinely retards for typing in, I'm not a nice person, I'm not
sarcastic. As long as I'm throwing the game you stupid fucking retard. It's like imagine
playing an RTS like Warcraft 3 and you're playing like 5v5, right? And there are 3 people that
are ganging up on your base, okay? While your team all does their own thing in their bases.
Obviously, you're gonna get fucked and you're gonna not be able to do anything, right? So
it's there just about me sitting here and find out, okay guys, how can I minimize
me getting fucked? While my top lane you're still losing lane solo, my bot lane is still
0-3 even though like it's inconceivable that they're even losing their lane.
I want my mid laner so it isn't having impact on the lane
when we got there flash early
right like it's
like I'm tilted but I'm not fucking throwing shit
alright flash on
yeah I'm in whatever
I don't think some of my team is getting ghosted, let's see.
Ah! Yeah, okay, gotcha. Yep! Okay, so it is.
So yeah, my top hunter's gonna go, so he's swimming with Thunder Blade. I'm lucky.
Like, he has the map cover, but his map cover doesn't even cover half the map, so you can literally, like, make it out.
Like...
One more keeper.
Oh no, I mean like, he has a map cover that covers everything.
Is he getting Ghost of Dunn?
I thought, uh, no, okay, it's not a shade map cover.
It's actually a good map cover.
Mmm, funny stuff.
I mean, we could just look on our Gromp, and then maybe like Dragon,
But it's like every fight is just impossible to go for.
How do you get motivation on Hagrim on losing like this?
Because doesn't he fall off these days?
Uh, normally he does, but the thing about me is like,
I can always play fights perfect to a point where it's like,
even if I'm 0 and 10,
I can end the game like 12 and 10.
You know what I mean?
I mean I tried but again it's sort of ADCs here and RADCS and it's like it's here just
what it is right like when I was explaining earlier how it's like an RTS
where you're just gonna have some guy fucking off serious numbers disadvantage
that's just what this game is right like Jenna is rotating up for plays jinx
isn't moving when Naomi's there barred slate like and then like what was so
what am I supposed to do am I supposed to just like set afk in my fucking like
base when my cams are down and do nothing like then he just takes over
every objective and lose in the mid game anyway so just like really
the cancer.
Team doesn't do any damage?
Oh yeah, because they're behind.
Maybe there's a chance to go for this one.
Can you cheese for educational purposes next game?
Yes and no, yes and no. The thing about cheesing is that it determines if you're able to, based off like, the champion that you're playing versus like the asses and stuff.
So the champion like Hegrim for example, the reason why it's hard for him to cheese is because if Hegrim tries cheesing he can't flash out, he only has ghosts right?
So if you ever get co-opsed on you just lose. Which is the reason why this game he tried doing like some kind of cringe level and invade on me right?
Okay, like, here. Wait, Orianna died, how? I thought she was just late, I guess she died
it somehow.
I just hold Q? Yeah, I don't know, honestly. Maybe if I just held Q, we'd be able to win.
Yeah, it's a pair! Hey, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro, I'm getting FUCKED this game.
Coil has asked. Good bro.
Dude, how did you end up losing to your motto though?
Or was it even your motto that you lost to him?
I mean it was a person you lost to, how did you end up like, how did they end up beating you?
I think it was simply.
It was like, for me it was a tournament favorite. But now it's like you're going to have to lose to me in the lower bracket round after I beat Tyler.
Yeah we can do anything, we just need to back off from good.
What is Cheezing Mean and League Terms?
So Cheezing is like, give me a second, nice.
We can win now.
Cheezing is like when you essentially do a non-standard methodology of playing that
focuses more on getting the enemy team behind than it does getting you ahead, if that
make sense
because those are the two ways to get a lead in League, right? It's like, either enemies
behind or you're ahead, so chasing relies on like, really all-inning on that fact.
Why is this guy selling my Krugs?
Like, alright.
Well, I mean, all you see, it gives a three. Respect.
also simply because i picked like you like a dumbass uh-huh
uh-huh
i'll finish the job that you saw on twitter today
and then tomorrow i'm telling you like your ass is fucking toast bro
everyone's gonna see who the real best son that of the tournament is
so i'm gonna say
i mean this just looks really hard
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' total best hackle in the world.
The thing is that if I said I'm playing with those, we can't lose them.
Are we counting, I mean?
So it's tower proxy and cheesing?
Uh, well, okay, think of it this way, think of it this way.
Because I can actually explain in Warcraft 3 terms for all the Warcraft viewers, okay?
When you play jungle, it's a standard thing that you're gonna farm all your camps, right?
so somebody invading you early is like yeah it's like somebody power rushing you
right because like what they're doing is they're essentially trying to like fuck
your game instead of like ameliorate their own you see what I mean so yeah
it's like when you go for those like level one invades or those level three
invades or those level two invades as you're like playing against the fucking
uh...
like a really cheese
and the problem is that out of all the champs heckermas one of the most
susceptible to shit like that
now that's bad
and the reason why is because he doesn't take flash
now i should have looked at
so because you don't take flash
like you can get away from the bad position just i'm getting shit on
Ameliorate isn't a word?
Yes it is.
What the fuck is that sound?
Oh it's my mouse.
Oh my mouse is dying.
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?
Uh, slam pan, but I'm welcome.
Thank you bro.
Okay.
I mean I think what I could do here is I could both just play for the top to
So now I'm just going to get invaded on all my camps so it's certainly impossible for me to do anything.
So I lose both of my top side camps with absolutely no counter play whatsoever.
but now maybe i could look for like wolves in tegrom
well my wolves are gone too
so now we lose wolves, we lost our rafters, we lost our red
kiboshi slime and something else so it's not just for you chef thank you and
spider-man the gift as well a soda can thing for the prime thank you guys I got
bald chats oh my camera got fucked give a second
I don't know what my camera's been doing that show you something
I'm in this game. Is it over? Yeah. See, like, this is the thing about League. Sometimes
you're going to be in a position where you play two games, right? And your first two
games of the day are just some of the most miserable cancer losses ever, right?
Yo, you guys know motherfucking DOLTLE? Best Hecarim in the World.
unironically okay you just need to say this what it is and then move on to the next one we played
two games and both of them have been over by 10 minutes and they've been
sunrised at 15.
So honestly, current crazy.
I'm not sure if you guys have good news.
So we lost our first two games of the day.
Ok we could.
And Ksen Kiont there when they were subbed to free shot.
Thank you.
Alright guys.
So we lost our first two games of the day, and they're both strongers by 15 minutes.
And now in our third game on Midlaner is saying, can I support because he's the auto-filts midlaner.
And he's the support main.
Wow, we're really getting tested today.
I don't want to really pick this game I've done my last two games that just
and wait to answer
plan for this and off
so far it's looking
Hecrem is like viable here.
I would have been to death on one, nope.
Stop eating?
I can't.
I lost my first two games, so I'm just like stress eating to cope.
first two games so I'm just like stress-eating to cope real ones know what
I'm doing right now
Here now it's going to be my turn to cheese, so are you guys ready for this?
Our balling matchup is favorable early, so we should be able to get our support roaming.
So let me show you guys what we're gonna do with that.
I
Let's go I'm right now
Oh guys, I'm done my food no more food for us a day now
Are you about shake on?
I think a d. Shaco just falls off too hard
But it also stumbles so like then you find way to like balance it in a way where it's like not as bad
Leggain, but also a bit better early
Okay, so I guess I would tell you
All right, I
Think okay
I
Yeah, this game. We're gonna abuse the fuck out of the graves
You're diet maxing yeah
That's just like I didn't have food now
That for the rest of the day we don't have to eat
That way I can enter the metabolic time chambers I burn fat
Hmm. This game might actually be a remake. Whenever the game gets stuck before 100%,
it means that normal it's going to be a remake. Summons is actually a good chance that we've
lost our first two games today by 15 minutes, and then on our third game, where we might
have the chance to win we get a remake. Wow. But thing is that this is why it does bro
like they try to tell the fuck out of you sometimes so it's like you literally just
have this to learn and take it.
opinion on pantheon and guan changol
man i feel like both of those are like pretty solid honestly
I keep one must be crying yeah, I never wash my hands before
Spread wide open and take it yeah, I'm not sure what the bride does bro unironically
Like, sometimes you just see, like, spread open and they just fucking say this one to this.
There's Dr. K-Video is really good. Sorry.
How do I know what items to buy based on what champs I'm against?
Well, it depends on their damage type, it depends on who on their team is like fed, it depends
on like the effects of the items that you want, you know.
The items that you want to sit and chat together, why you want to do it.
Alright.
So guys, this game I'm going to cheese, why am I going to cheese?
Because Bard is stronger than Armory early.
So I'm just going to say fuck this shit, I'm going to invade him on his uh... on his bot side.
He's probably going to do a top to bot foe care if I had to assume.
But even if he does a top to bot foe care, it doesn't matter.
Nice. Okay, so now we just get his bot side for free.
You know what I mean? It's just like, it seemed like my first two games of the day were
We're 15 more losses and they were the most unplayable games ever and that's our third one
Like
Yeah, it says chicken what does to mean it means the Rappers
Now it's back to Loser's Q. I mean ironically that game probably should have been Loser's
Q as well though to be honest.
When we built on crit E like early to late game, I mean things like I don't play crit
E, but you can find like resources online like research like crit E season 16, I'm
I'm not sure that there should be videos about that.
Get a vehicle skin? Nope.
Alright guys, so now let's see what happens this game.
When are you going to do more IRL streams with Thora?
I'll see.
Maybe in the future.
Should get a plus under, I'll P4 get reports, real, actually.
Like, unironically, actually, real.
Now let's go to Jinx's only result of playing Ligen after like 8 years.
It's a tonner.
I think you should teach Jinxia a new champ.
I mean I think first and foremost, yes, learn how to hold Q on Warwick.
And then if he wants to try a new champ, so I'm going to do that.
You know what I mean?
Alright guys, so we got Kled Aurora on the enemy team.
So far every champion I play looks okay here.
Need a viego skin for winstrike now we're fine.
Alright, Kaelin, Karma, Kludd.
I mean, Loki is actually chill.
I think we're probably gonna do a hack and game.
I must I see some like weird shit locked in last
Yeah I mean
Okay so now it's Kiana
And Silas
Okay, so Silas Jungle. You guys want more champion? Ashley goes in the same here. Like no sarcasm.
You want more Ashley insolence this game?
This is actually like a goaded E game.
Like you versus this comments are the first one ever
I haven't good days so far
Kind of I mean like if it wasn't for these fucking like losses that we've been having recently would be like way better
Cause like the two loss that we've had today so far have just been like these really disgusting
losses.
But it's like there's certainly nothing more they could have done than we just do.
Alright, I'll see you guys.
I think Vibra is a really good second pick for him, no.
Like, just me and Vibra doesn't work.
Because Yasuo and Hadesw multiple times against multiple targets, I'm like, once you do what, it's too complicated.
Zin Zhao, Shyvana and...
Bukong would all be easier.
Alright, top 2 bot full clear, so guys.
It's getting genuinely looks golden for me by the way.
And especially with our team comp, like our team comp looks really solid too.
We have tankiness, we have mix damage, we have fucking like TF for the picks, like
this is a really good game
yo you guys know motherfucking donald's best hacker in the world
not bad
and uh... real family problem
online chat center shabana
yet both of us i think what i should be like okay
All right, that's it.
What, that's it?
Logitech G432.
All right, guys, wait for this one.
Who's waiting for it?
Jim looks like the freest one ever.
I think what I have to do is I believe just like play on the double camp here and then afterwards we go like
We can see for double crab angle
Question is do you want to look for botgang first? No, they're full HP. Full HP with all summoners, not worth them
I don't want to use my E in case the sauce shows up here.
Okay, so now we're gonna run straight through the tri-bush, so if this is warded, I don't
I got the gang fucked up Morgan
I just got road to the bare minimum
I died! Wait, really? Wow!
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, the fact that I died there is like genuinely surprising.
The fact that Keanu managed to roam bot
is even more surprising, so whatever. I mean, it's just like the talks about the machine
brain.
Also, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I need to like
they'd get a recall so we need to remember that.
I think just playing on our full turn and afterwards getting the dragon should be good enough.
She also gave me enough time to get my smite up as well.
I'm sorry
Our guys the game is actually looking good for us right now. Let's do it
I wonder if we could actually look on this.
Okay, so now if I play for the dragon, what are the chances that the enemy mid laner
comes to me and tries to get me here?
this is so 8
i think mccheon is definitely waiting for another
she's even waiting in the spot for sure
I
Want to listen at least it's just my death whatever
Is there any chance I could actually get here inside let me see
Look at all that solos bro. Look at all that solos
I have good news all right the good news is that we actually got the first dragon
The good news is that we actually got the first dragon and our Twisted Fate also got the shutdown.
Now I don't actually think there's any bad news because even though we're down kills,
our team comp scales nicely until I get someone looking that terrible.
If I was mentally as you, can you count me to be a successful streamer?
No?
Definitely not.
Because the problem is that somebody that's going to ask me that question is going to
be forced.
psych
I
So we have to do notes you have to play for the rest of outside clear and then after words for
I'll be coming back for you one day
What the fuck was that?
I mean like
And this
Like it dude. I'm gonna be honest. I tried to like not get tilted, but then it's like it just took over me
You know I mean like what the fuck was on? Don't you had a R?
I mean listen he each one make it play I can't really get mad about that. Can I?
It's like how can you get mad when someone just tries to their best, you know, I'm talking about guys
Oh
I
Nice! Wait, no, I actually got thrown off!
What the fuck?!
Yo, Edgeworth!
Holy shit!
Wait, Edgeworth!
I'm in the 50 gets a free shot.
Thank you, bro.
Okay, listen up, Edgeman.
We're probably told you that we're actually gonna fucking sick of mode this game.
And it's like, I'm not even saying that to sarcastic, like, we genuinely will.
Yeah, ready to watch the most insane gameplay of your entire life, right, Butter?
Well, thank you, first off.
Alright, let's hear Nina.
And there's this, like, I'm playing off the trade on the clutch, so we should actually be showing off the play now.
enough
need to win for him now, we got it
okay so now we're gonna do something and look on our bot side and then after it's
I honestly could just play on the dragon.
That's what we're fucking looking for right there
Okay, so I think now our best bet is we get pickaxe and then afterwards we need to commit for our tier 2 boots
You know what fuck it we'll do the omnidamp ones. I wanted to maybe get the armor or the MR ones, but I don't know
Yo, Senna stacks if I have to read one more fucking message of you telling me to play Senna jungle
Your ass is getting fucking BUNNED OUT OF MY HAND!
Am I on your side?
Alright, so now we just look for the top to bot.
Am I getting invaded?
I thought for sure it was gone.
Okay, so now we do is we just play for the, uh, Krugs and after Krugs it's Raptors and
Thrasik there.
Alright, not bad.
I
Mean listen our clear is looking chill everything is looking good right now I
Feel like all we're missing is just twisted fade alt forget his loss
I would love to fight this. No, no, no, I really want to fight this
cliff
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So why could I not fucking use my shoe go what wait what
I was so confused, but I feel like there's some other champions on the map, any other champs on mine for doing C?
If they want to learn any other Q, I'll check out the Prime distinct, then they've got a swap of Arc.
Two girls, one club, they've got a swap of Arc.
Thank you guys.
You have 11 days left to the challenger? Yes, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I know we're gonna lock it in, don't worry bro.
Don't we're gonna lock it in here?
in here
and
on the way to the trust
I shouldn't have to use our flash though.
I'm not going to use my spinal mist as I need to save it for the Baron play.
I mean this looks free and then after us we just reset we get our hex fight and then we're going to be in a super good spot
This merch adds completely neglect CC or like a big part of it. It makes it last for 35% less time
So it is pretty like
huge
We should definitely want to run here
Please no.
Just two mid.
Cause like my split pressure is genuinely badly, they can't send anybody against me.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I'm a fucking re-tired.
Whoa!
Gonna kill them?
The goodness is that this Hilda's gonna come in though.
That's what I like.
Okay, so now I think our best place here...
Guys, what do you see our best players right now?
I would say...
Weeeeeee...
I mean, we're one strike away from souls, so I guess we're not that time, that's gonna be it.
Is this Grandmaster level? Around Madia.
Can we now look on this here?
What the fuck dude? Like what?
Now that we're just on the game, there you go. GG Z.
The fuck was that? Is this a challenge or not?
Dude, sometimes you just go for a play that doesn't work out, like chill.
It's like you have a guy that goes like a prostitute, right?
And then she sits there and she starts like twerking on his dick.
and then she shits everywhere but it's like bro like sometimes it happens like
you're gonna need Taco Bell before you can't hold it in it's the same thing
with challenges and thing occasionally
I don't test can you end stream and rate my homeboy John Ascus
Alright, that's who he's up to.
Well, dude, I unfortunately can't because your homeboy doesn't even fucking exist!
Alright, so, tonight, I'm told he can slap you.
We have about 10 days left, or about 10 days left.
into how i used to be
oh they even hurt my ears i'm sorry
alright guys it's time for us to get it done
it's like low-key time for us to get it done
Uh, Mr. Toplaner, switch with someone else.
I am greedy.
I will keep last pick.
It is my birthright.
It belongs to me.
No!
No!
Mr. Top laner?
I already told you this!
Please, Matt! Pop out, I'll be a good boy.
Okay, listen, bro.
If you get in discord with me right now, and moan and meow, I'll give you top.
Oh, wait, no, no, it's because he's top.
no okay nevermind nevermind nevermind never
hahahaa
I'M INTO GIVE YOU LAST PICK
oh shit bad though there in the turning gifted pisha bro
thank you
I just wanna proceed to be able to take about two weeks
but it's like a montage or something
I don't know, I don't remember click like links where you can tell me what the name is.
I can watch out until I'm walking here, it's a rock style.
I'm gonna be honest, I kinda want to hit a game of the wick here.
I think Warwick vs Skimageddon.
tonight the world is much slower with them for a while to you and me
all right let's go
the wall win
you should run around this before he gets an easy game
Not really. Rammus is more against auto-attackers.
Challengers of Ironcloth Edition, bad though.
Rammus is...
Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald?
I'm gonna be honest I thought it was gonna be like some kind of compilation of me and Jinxer's
line or what even is the video but I'm gonna pass that thing on some like thank you can
you out bug shake Jinx in post for quick send gigs I'm gonna be honest I don't know how
a response, though.
Alright guys, we need to get this done now.
I'm going to be real with you, none of the champs I ever played do all against Wrexhly,
but I'm hoping that this game Warwick does.
Like, I don't know if it actually is that great of a game, but I think it should be fun.
I'm not mistaken.
You guys know motherfuckers don't
You know I'm mentally there so welcome. Thank you
More guys at 40 some percent are against rec site. All right. Well, that's horrible
Let's hope for the best center I guys just hope for the best
I'm going to be with you guys, I might have to smite the ground here, because I get to
the craps away to fight on oh no
wait that's what it's though is it a
double-crab angle I think it's actually
It's literally holding Q gap.
Ah dude if my Q killing would have went through.
Come on.
Come on.
NICE!
We take those.
It's an heavily edited video on me.
Like I'll watch it for like a minute or two after this game.
Just a minute.
It's now we just play on the Krog Summoner Shogun.
What?
Uh, no?
Are you hungry?
Is there anything to eat?
Alright.
What?
Uh, no?
Are you hungry?
Is there anything to eat?
I...
Okay, let's see what we can plan this.
Just 15 please.
Everything's on us.
Everything's on us.
Everything's on us.
You don't come, that was so free.
Everything's on us.
Everything's on us.
Everything's on us.
you don't come that was so free
what the fuck
dude what is going on in the game chat right now
this warwick is not trying to win
alright we're gonna have to play on the dragon here
better beat you on tomorrow we will
is this uh... eighty-seven retarded
okay lowkey the fucking support my people
What? What? What?
Wait, I literally held my Q there.
That's fucking stupid.
Wow.
So why did the Q hold no regis, sir?
Yeah, because that interaction actually bugged out.
I'll play on this crab, and then let's take something and just play where it's mid.
My mid laner is low key good, so I think I'll just play from here.
My Unara doesn't want to play and my Kale is tilting.
We have to definitely run our mid if we can.
So the good news is that it doesn't look like Wreckside is going to invade my topside.
So recent and afterwards I'll see if I can maybe look towards top, I'd probably go like red buff into top lane honestly
Have you held the kill? Would it have been in panthe? Yeah but I'm telling you I did hold the kill, they're just so mucky
And yeah, there it's all welcome, thank you
I wonder if we could actually look for the top two bops here.
Okay.
I'm going to be honest with you guys.
You might actually skip our raptors.
And I look for sure top-end, sure.
I think it's my best angle
Yeah, I should just sit here.
Like, we'll reset and after it's all supplying towards us.
And, uh, Panda at the end of the month, so I'm back.
I'm Angel at the end of the month, so I'll probably stall.
Okay so our best friend now is that I should just like maybe play on the Fabba and then
after it's looking for... oh it's the top folk there.
I don't want to get inflicted, I don't think there's an angle for that.
Okay so you guys have bad news, remember when I said I wanted to play for my mid laner
earlier?
He's 2-3.
I don't think it's necessarily his fault cause his laner doesn't have a kill but
it's like I don't know though this can be a rough one we're just gonna have to
pay for ourselves and pay for jags and hope for the best I guess
can we have our alt up he doesn't have flash
wash?
FUCK!
That's your-anyway that they got this.
I mean I just want to know why you gnar is grouping this game for no reason.
i think it's with me starting to understand this
so we're gonna now simply for the uh... top to bottom after it's all come
I can hold Q I am holding Q literally every time
So, there is good news guys, and it's the fact that the enemy ambushed her on top again.
So if she doesn't contest this dragon, we have a chance that she gets it.
Oh no, mind she keep you down, that would fall.
Oh god.
Oh wow.
I feel about King Jungle, I think it's good honestly.
Don't make the mistake that most king players make though.
If you're going to go red king, you build assassin and dump all the tanky items.
I mean this game is like a miserable but maybe we can sell it.
It's a big maybe though I don't know.
All right, let's see here.
I don't have balls.
you are making it way too obvious.
I'm going to run like 5 seconds, 4, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3,
alright so I think now our best bet is I don't even know
There we go, easy as fuck.
Why is this guy griefing?
Like, I'm genuinely so confused what the fuck he's saying, I should.
Like, he's legitimately like, trying to lose for no reason.
Like, what the fuck even is this?
It feels like it's intentional trying to lose.
I mean like we could win if we actually have to point out our scale but getting top run
it's gonna be like an impossible idea
playing this game 3v5
I know I just had that
yeah I mean it's just like a really sad game
this guy is such a piece of shit
like generally just such a piece of shit
and uh... to shoot him if i'm welcome
And uh, let's take the aim for the sub.
Dude why did this every game say after just being the most counter shit show of all time?
Like we had like, one normal game say so far.
Yo you guys know what the fuck is going on?
I mean I'm not wrong, I'm playing the same fucking in the sand though, so we might still have a chance to win, let's just cancel though we have to deal with these fucking freaks.
When you're starting to scale, she has more levels than I'm best at this point.
So I'm going to be honest with you guys, I'm actually feeling good about this one right now.
Like I know it's crazy to say that, but I actually have a good feeling about this one.
We might actually run into her.
Okay, we'll get the Shredbreaker and then the third item, I think I'm going to do Deathsons here.
definitely that sounds I'm gonna have to that sounds we can look into uh
um I don't know like I don't really want to do uh spur bizarre but with light
yeah but you find the light you must first venture through darkness
the darkness that is within each of us
sometimes you have to close your eyes to see the light within the darkness
because without light there would be only darkness I mean realistically the
enemy team won't be able to get sold before we got kill level 16 and that's
It's a one-con, so...
We're gonna win this one, for sure.
It ain't out yet.
I saw a cotton such as
a shitty position there. Okay, is there any way that we can maybe look for a fight in
a minute? Do I mount this up? I feel like even like maybe giving Baron to allow Kale
No time to get bubbles might even be a, a best angle here.
This is so cancerous.
Ah, it's just so fucking AIDS. Like it's just so fucking AIDS.
Like we're just playing 45 cause it's disgusting.
I'm not surprised he's probably daffodil so we can't even read anything about this, eh?
It's like I wish he could know, you know what I mean?
Like, what a fucking disgusting piece of shit I think he is.
But he's from me, that's all. He can't.
I'm lucky.
the darkness
the darkness
That's not bad.
I mean, like, I don't know.
Zealot killed our description at 22 minutes should literally get you permanent ban.
In a game where your team is actually fighting and things are going on, a scroll-on like this should be an instant permanent ban.
And then there should be like a little like electro shock that they attach to your brain
whenever you're in a game of League of Legends, you just like send the shock into your brain
and make you paralyzed for the rest of your life.
I think that's the only way that would actually be happy.
Like, and even if this guy gets abandoned, doesn't matter, like I need him to be like,
I don't know.
Like, there needs to be like some kind of shock that just like disintegrates the
spot on the court and then he's like, you know, like literal gelatin, oh no,
I can't move anymore.
Like, yeah, no arms, no legs, nothing bro.
Not even like, you're not gonna quadriplegic at that point because you can't even
like move your eyeballs you know I mean like endgame obviously like not in real life.
you
you
you
you
you
A game 7 and 10 on Warwick and my ADC participated in the Zero fights all game.
I
Can't it's your show show right come on a second
I
All right, there we go. Now let's add him. Let's see if he has anything to say
Give him the game ID. Yeah, I sent it and
Terror and Korak coming to find this outcome. Thank you
I mean that's just like genuinely disgusting like why the fuck did that guy even do that?
Omnia hashtag I love my girlfriend.
What a fucking rejected retard dude.
49% on your most played champion.
Gotta be a fucking retard for that.
Nice, and now I get filled.
Like, this is what I mean, like, this is unironically
what I try to tell people when I say that sometimes
you just got losers' Q days, right?
Because it's like, let's look at how my day went so far.
Right?
First game of the day, literally impossible to win.
Literally.
My mid laner was the African counter tower of the whole game
and my bot went 1-11, my top laner lost lane.
Like, it's impossible to win.
Second game of the day, I'm getting spam invaded
and all my lanes are losing.
I literally ended the game with a 100% kill participation, right?
Third game of the day was a remake, OK?
And it's like, so my third game of the day
is a fucking remake, right?
Fourth game of the day, our first quality game!
Our first quality game, fourth game of the day.
And then fifth game of the day, we have this discussing
reject sitting there fucking completely anything was a long distance girlfriend
that he names his tag after is hitting about that in the background and he's
like hey baby is something going on
and it's like oh no don't worry that I just have a little stomach ache so I'm
making that sound while she takes it from behind by the fucking jock you know
I mean like it's just very unlucky bro just very unlucky
fucking disgusting cancer fucking game and you saw me a famous welcome
Thank you.
Get double LP, I won't even get double LP.
I won't even get double LP.
Cause I'm not auto-filled, I'm just regularly filled.
It's a secondary role.
They're retarded dude.
But that guy's Gemma you're still masters again. What's your point?
Like what's your point
Like yeah, he's higher LP right now
Like he's higher LP right now, but what does that even mean like look? Let me show you something just you can understand
Right now that guy is
600 LP okay
577 I am
310 right the difference between 577 and 310 is 260 right
What's 260 divided by 30?
9
So he has a 9 win difference and I do 9 win difference
and
The only reason why this guy is even fucking
About me and rank is because this guy plays
more games than I do, even though this is my full-time job! You understand? These
are my last seven days, these are his. He plays more games than I do! This is my
full-time job! Think about that. And he trolls, and he fucking trolls. Like, it's
it's it's it's mind boggling you like you play more than a guy who this is his
full-time career to play this game and you troll games I'd like what what like
how can this even be real like are we fucking serious
like don't get me wrong I have bad games every once in a while I'll admit it
I have games where I eat shit, but at least in all those games
I still try to win right like you'll never find me sitting on being like yeah
I'm just gonna like intentionally try my hardest to lose even though there are other people trying the best to win
Maybe yes, I'll make suboptimal plays sometimes. I'll go for like limitess. I shouldn't be going for like it happens
Right, but I'll never sit there
I'll never just blatantly just fucking run at the fuck down and do zero damage just to make sure my team loses
Nothing happened. That's the craziest part. Nothing happened. You know, it's like
genuine fucking retard shit, bro.
now rex, i'm gonna try to welcome him. thank you.
get in contact with this guy, we need to hear a story, no we don't because in master plus i'm not even kidding half the ladder is like that guy
guy. They're people where they intentionally stay unemployed, right? And they just spend
all day on fucking discord and e-dating, right? They're not in school, and they're literally
just complete burdens to their parents, just so they can go 49 to 52% in Master's Plus.
I think that they have a shall one day at going pro, even though nothing that they
do indicates that they even have any interest in it. Like I'm not even kidding. At least
like 30% of the Master Plus ladder, that's literally just what it is. That's literally
just what it is and it's like it wouldn't even be bad if you at least tried to win
every game you know I mean like at least if you try to win but the fact that it's
like that's gonna be your life and you're intentionally trolling it's like
what is even your purpose in this life you know I mean like genuinely listen
both your gods said it best you know I'm like I won't repeat his words but
you know what I'm saying like it it's just fucking unreal
Literally purposeless lives, purposeless lives.
The only thing that you fucking dedicate your entire day to, and you spend it fucking trolling,
like for what?
Ah, I know I'm just up.
I mean, it's always like that the one time you go in for a fight the enemy jungler is just waiting right there
You know what I mean? It's just like
You know what it feels like when you're when you're a laner. I'll tell you what it feels like
It feels like you're always chronically anxious, right?
And you always think that if you go outside you're gonna die you always think this and then everyone's like dude
Come on. It's not that bad like bro if you go outside you're gonna be fine
Trust me and then it's like the one day you go outside you get hit
And you die instantly and it's like wow
Why the fuck did I just not do anything?
Why the fuck did I not just stay indoors and fucking watch anime all day if this can be my life?
That's a Mary
Solid micro people this no yeah good games listen. You actually played well though like real shit
Have you practiced like a strategy?
I think maybe tomorrow you can actually win a game the losers bracket like I'm trolling
But then keep your shot, don't be sure what.
That's actually just like another.
I don't know, now I just need to stay on tower and do nothing.
The good news is that our top lane is doing well, mid lane jungler is doing decent, I was about to say mid lane is doing well, but I can only do well.
Hecarim mid is the champion that you knew like all in and go crazy and the one time I went all in.
I got ganked by the jungler stuff, that's what I'm talking about.
Yo you guys know about the fucking donalds?
I know KC throwing the problem, welcome. Thank you.
This guy is serious.
I mean like he doesn't have the damage you kill me
I think I just like hard to shove this wave and then I reset
You guys think if I go for this the enemy jungler is just gonna be waiting in this bush to kill me?
Well, yeah, of course, of course you will be
Like why am I even asking dude?
It's like asking his grass green
It's the enemy jungler gonna gank the heck from mid lane. I mean it's grass fucking green. Yeah, of course
You know what it means like what's on do it dude
And then there's gonna be that one smart ass in chat
Well, don't test the color of grass depends on the season
Sometimes it's yellow when it falls like shut the fuck up
I'm leaving one win three losses today. You know, I mean like I don't need I don't need fucking my cancer
I
when you just like shut this and after shoving this will see again
and then I should look for on here
Oh yeah, that sucks dude.
Okay.
She's gonna kite upwards, what the fuck.
So now the surfing just executes the tower, so I don't get missed.
You know what it's like?
It's like you're a toddler, right?
And you get seated against like MMA, all-stars, for like,
a fucking like event right and then somehow by some miracle right you managed to get to a chance where
it's like you're about to beat one of the MMA All-Stars in a one-on-one and then as you're about
to win that guy takes out a knife and he cuts his own throat open slashes it open who tears open
his throat and bleeds out in front of you right and the only reason why I did this is because
he knew that if he would have actually like lived you would have gotten the win so he would
up to fucking kill himself then to give you even one win okay there's some other
their junglers here right i'm actually gonna lose my mind if their jungler comes right now
dude so homie god if their junglers don't actually lose it please don't have flash
No. Talon. Talon. Thank God. Alright. One second on my E. Nice. Get him. Are you-
BAAAHAHAHAHAH
I think yeah, I think he's just that unfortunately. Oh never mind. He's playing Talon so he just plays the game with fucking like hacks
And it's just like balance I guess
Not gonna lie bro if I saw hechromeda I would insinuate Zeus so chance I mean
like yeah no I get why their jungler is ganking I'm just saying it's okay I'm
sorry no I said what are the chances that the one time you know it's like it's
like you're the you're the richest guy in like the neighborhood so you know that
if you ever leave your house to like get dinner you're gonna your house is
gonna get robbed but then one day you're like oh it's like four in the morning
dude you look outside there are no cars you're like okay you know what I got this
you run out of your house for two seconds and then instantly get abducted in
your house gets robbed you know I mean it's like bro like I knew it would
happen but fucking seriously bro like the one time now I should give it a
chance
I can only go in for fights when my ult is up.
Just play Sion mid or top if you're filled, better than playing Hecarim, I don't know, my
Hecarim is good mid lane.
This game it's unlucky we got control mage matchup, but even with control mage matchup
I'm still gonna be able to like impact and fight so it's okay.
I
Mean like I don't miss anything like you guys right now if you're working on this thing. It's like what's even important
Last part about playing against mages, when they buy a singular mana item and then now
they never run out of mana, sick.
There's a fucking hot take for you.
If an item gives you mana, it should give you absolutely no ability power whatsoever.
What?! But that would make mages so weak!
Exactly!
Exactly!
Yes!
Yes, like, literally yes.
right
this is fucking crazy
fucking
oh yeah you're fucking disabled piece of shit
no way no no way
Yeah, of course.
No fucking way, no, it's like this heavy game.
And then people ask me, don't test, why are you never going to do a lane or challenge again?
Yeah, I fucking wonder why dude.
Let me play these counter fucking roles so I can sit there and just like, permagate
ganked and everything the second I want to make any play.
Like, that sounds like a lot of fun.
Oh, so what, you're saying you don't want to play the other roles?
Yeah, I don't want to play them.
just not fun and they're boring. The difference between jungling and laning is
that when you jungle, your AFK time is spent clearing camps so you're still
doing something, but as a laner it's so you spend just being AFK so you do nothing.
Like oh cool nice so I'm playing hadron vs wai if I ever try going in on him
I'm literally at...
I'm then going to start choking myself.
Not even, not even because I want to do it for like my own pleasure,
but more of like in a way where it's like I can imagine I'm strangling the enemy jungler.
So the fact that my fingers are like digging into a throat and with like murderous intent it's actually gonna like alleviate some of the tension I'm feeling
Give me a second. I'm gonna do it off camera though
All right
I
I don't see should have dodged
Well, I'm not kidding. It's like I can lane I just got an unlucky control mage matchup
Including the fact that the fucking enemy jungler is just like I don't know
Then we junglers on my dick like a virgin at a fucking a prostitute festival. You know, I mean, it's like it's it's unbelievable
why are you getting mad bro relax it's just pixels on the screen Jesus Christ
okay cool so next time your mother gets shot in the head and you get a text from
your father saying hey son your mother just got shot and killed on her way to
the grocery store and you're crying I'm gonna tell you why you're getting mad
bro it's just a text it's just it's just what pixels and words on the
screen why are you getting mad? Like you understand these are the same things right?
You stupid fuck? Or are you that retarded that you can't understand this? Like maybe
you're just that fucking retarded. But it's not whether it's pixels on the
screen or not because anything can just be visuals right? A guy gets fucking
stabbed to death in front of you. It's just a visual image pictured by your
retina, isn't it? You stupid fuck? So no! It's not just pixels on the screen!
It's emotions that are evoked from what you actually processed you disgusting fucking freak
It's just like oh dude I got gang I got a gang for the fucking 50th time by the enemy cocksucker fucking freak fuck jungler
Well, it's just pixels on the screen. At least why am I fucking getting mad right like genuinely?
Can you please say in game everything's always in here
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't, best hacker in the world.
Shaggle like Shifty sir.
Nothing, dude, works.
Oh nice accident, he bo-
Oh, just this- fuck this shit.
I'll just go for damage.
Don't us unironically as a pointer I do
It's like someone gets their nudes leaked and you tell them well do why are you being mad?
It's just picks the pixels on the screen like no fucking stupid the target fuck it's not
These aren't pixels on a screen bro the rift is dreams aspirations goals hopes
the fucking physical embodiment right of decades of learning and everything
that's what it is so it's not pixels on the fucking screen dude
dude somebody ripped my mom's top off at the beach and took a picture from an
uploaded it on on Facebook that's really fucked up
Oh dude, why are you getting mad? It's just pixels on the screen.
Like, do you understand how fucking retarded that sounds now?
Right? Like, do you understand how fucking retarded that sounds?
Like, you literally have to be a retard to even make that argument.
Haha!
Alright, well at least he gets this.
Nice. Good show guys.
Stop playing Minecraft music, I'm not even trolling, I think you're actually right.
the fucking heart sounds like making me so agitated
I can literally feel the cortisol seeping out of me, bro.
Like, I don't even feel any anger.
I feel like crying almost.
Like, I'm genuinely tearing up, bro.
It's not even a joke.
Oh, click out. Ouch.
Oh, click out.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
You're our favorite pixels on the screen.
Thank you.
Guys, a person named SirBossMasher came in the chat, typed one message and got instantly
permabanned.
Do you guys want to guess what he typed?
Why?
You know what I mean?
It's like, dude.
Anyways, back to music.
Why?
Why? You know what I mean? It's like dude. Anyways, back to music
I have ignite from have a night
you're not showing thank God for the ignite
guys I hope you know literally five people literally all just got insuband
because they typed the same message that the bot banned that guy for and it's
like if that doesn't go to show the average IQ I don't know what is you know
what I mean it's like you see that somebody gets in Superman for typing a
message and literally for other people try typing that exact same one like I do
Nice.
Alright, now it's, now it's starting to tell me a better.
It's it, it, you know what it feels like?
You know that one fucking piece of shit, Jagdority, that just like fucks with people
and hides behind his bodyguards and shit.
Oh.
Okay, I'll never mind.
Holy shit, this guy just hopped free three.
Jesus.
Oh, fuck, nice.
Nice, now I need to get a fucking Kleemax.
the
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't like Intel H-Walks.
Ah, Loki maybe.
Tottenham is so fucking broken.
Oh god.
I'm gonna be honest part of me wants to get like an executioners but I don't know how
to actually feel about that yeah you know what execution is fine actually cuz we'll build
in tomorrow minor that's okay
I think the best part about Minecraft is the mining bro really just said the best
part about his favorite video game is the fact that there are minors cheers
dude alright anyways
Yeah, we definitely can just play around with this dragon and it should be fine.
Apparently I'm just going to be up in time, I'm not worried.
I mean, Sharers is a taxi, it's like a tic.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' total best hepper in the world.
Less than three.
i should miscalculate my damage
even if i got that though
our team ended up dying ball side so it's like we would have been able to get it anyways
now who will be there on the 4-1 so mac? thank you!
guys I want to make a joke but I don't know if I would genuinely get canceled for it if
I do a play on words on the word werelaw he would that can be canceled or no like genuinely
canceled because I just saw the best joke I had an idea combining like that with Michael
I learned that but it's like I don't know if it's actually possible for me to say
Objectives and follow them as if they were quests to be done until it was in his muscle memory for example hold Q
E plus Q combo by items after I saw I'll tell your message of this
Don't try. No. No, yes.
As a Muslim, go for it.
You probably shouldn't tell the joke, Miho. Don't do it.
OK, I'll stay away from it, then.
All right, let's get this here.
I mean why not dude you know I'm in my good for fucking you bro listen listen I'm blessed
in this life bro I have a career that uh that I love bro I have people that think I'm funny
that want to chill with me every day I have a wife you know our relationship is great
my family is doing well I'm blessed so this way can have his flash up on every single
fight and he can be blessed in that regard too then who am I to complain you
know what I mean like that's all it is bro we're all blessed in like different
ways so you know what good for him bro he has this fascia but every time I
alter on him or his younger is waiting for him good for you bro God bless you
bro God bless you dude like legit you know I mean like I can't even do that
3 and 10 bang yo vaults shut the fuck up idiot
I don't know I don't know if we're gonna be able to run that shit right now
Wait, I'm- Okay, you don't fuck it. What's up?
This is one of those games where it's like I need to get carried by my team,
and if I get carried and I win it, it untowards me.
But if I lose, then I'm gonna want-
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Hey, bro, my friend is new in struggling with the game what role in champ do I get him on if I jungle?
um
Everyone's he finds interesting
All right, let's watch
So game starts with open words up
Okay, we'll just get slightly delayed, but doesn't really make that much of a difference.
Okay, afterwards we end up getting top kill.
All right, so then here we just go for the full term.
clearWarch how looking for a play and a defaulting crowd.
So then here, right?
I see Vex on vision and I was like,
oh, maybe we could do this,
but I guess like we just couldn't.
You know what I mean?
So here I should have just backed up.
And I end up dying for that.
So that's like a blunder, right?
So here, Hecarim clears my topside.
Actually, only wrappers.
I tried this.
I go crab, almost kill Hecarim.
Sos gets a double kill.
So far I'm not seeing anything crazy, right?
Like I'm not seeing anything that I would like look at and be like, oh, like, that lost us the game.
Here after the Javen kill, the only issue here is I got hit by the ult, but then it's like obviously I can make the argument like,
I could just gotten the kill and backed off because I gave two kills.
saw some of the trading one for him
like I feel like in this game it wasn't even like there was one decision I lost
us a game it was more thing of like
I feel like the issue is just that I'm making too many errors that any of themselves aren't
that bad, but that over the course of a game I'm just going to make it loose.
fun from one win away to seven games away rep yeah but it's fun like the
thing about today is that if we can unironically even just have like two
wins it's a good day because today is supposed to be a game of League of Legends
or a day of League of Legends where we just lose every game sometimes you wake
up in the morning and you're genuinely just destined to lose and like
literally every game you play I don't know if you guys have realized this too
but it's like an actual truth a lot of the time you're gonna have days like
that and it's just like with the way that my first like five games of the
day wins like that game was probably winnable if how to play perfect
right but it's like everything else is just so fucked up so if I can just
got like two or three wins I know it's a winning game and maybe tomorrow can
actually be like how did the possibility of being able to go down?
I see it, you know what, let me try something, let me try not faltering anymore, I feel like
I feel like I need to be online on the map way earlier than I am currently.
So let me just try 3 camping every game though.
3 camping towards the more volatile lane, we're going to just do this for now, see if
it makes a difference.
I feel like it has a potential too, just have to wait and see.
This is a place that I love the most by the way.
3 camping I've always liked it more than folk touring. Folk touring is consistent but 3
camping just feels like you can unlock your champion way earlier. At the cost of like if
you sit there and you like make wrong decisions and your team gets like infinitely worse off.
Why is it saying in the push description that you're still in school?
Because it's a relic of the past bro. We can all change the relic of the past
Okay, so now out of base it looks like bot is fighting so I'm just pass straight towards that
Thing about is I I completely doubt that they would ever want to fight to be to with the current HP sets
So here this is like a perfect example of like when
Recamping can be bad because if I make the decision to try and like hover bot or like gang bot here
Then I could complete just run my entire game
So that's all we do is now we just like focus our opponents
It's not retarded, what is he even typing?
All right, let's see if the cloud is up here. My mid laner was in lane, I would invade his ropters
Oh
That's worth
Right
So now it's unironically better as a shimmer to type shit like this because then they kind of like get a get the memo
Like hey, maybe I'm the fucking annoying way. It's hard
Not always but sometimes I actually get that memo. It's cool when they do though.
Just looking for it's Darius.
I'm gonna shove this wave in because if I don't then my Swain's lane is ruined.
And also because if I shove in this wave then by the time I get some wolves,
it should be up so I can have like a nice sequence of a folk ranger.
Don't type 2 superiors.
Thanks, baby!
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to go for the Krugs, and then afterwards,
we're going to look for the wrappers.
I have enough for operas, we'll see if I can get towards wolves
I think I might actually use it, I might actually look for like Qsocks off ground and then maybe like...
...hosting
And uh, puber there in the sub locker, thank you
I think I might actually just go straight dragon here.
Doesn't have the potential to end bad, yes, but I think we're good.
So far though I'm going to be honest with you guys, I genuinely do think that us going
for like three camps every game is probably going to be the best play.
Maybe that's how like I adapt to this season.
Because right now it just feels like Folklear, it doesn't do much for me.
Like 3-camming allows me to actually be on the map so much earlier.
I'm like, yes, you can get abused by junglers like just Folklear, but it's like I'm not
are playing Zara Karthus and the thing is just the superior strategy of the game.
This guy like retarded, but what is me being 400 games before have to do anything with
like his attitude and didn't even suffer though.
Like you're playing the Swain versus Darius right?
What does Darius want to do?
He wants to get on top of you right?
So why would you as a Swain player in this matchup not just rush boots and make it so
that Darius can never get on top of you?
But no, instead let's rush double Amptum, let's go ignite instead of ghost, I'm
going to sit here and fucking get sufferable the entire game and say that it's a result
of our pick order that we're not getting like the matchup I wanted.
What is the 3-cam strategy?
Okay, as a jungler, think of it like chess.
You have different openings that you can do.
The two most standard openings that you're going to have as a jungler are either full
clearing or 3-cam clearing.
So what it means is that full clear is standard, where you either start on your red or your
blue and then just full clear top to bottom, bottom to top, right, it's standard.
Now the issue with this strategy is that even though it is the most consistent, the problem
is that when you're playing in an inconsistent lobby, then it really fucks up everything
because people can lose you the game before you're ever really allowed to get online,
right?
So what three camping does is it makes it so that instead of doing all that, you
You just start on your Wolves or your Raptors and you just clear your three camps and then
you look to already be on the map, ganking the side lane or resetting and farming.
Now the cons of this strategy are that if the enemy jungler invades you, then they're
probably going to be higher level because they didn't have to force resets or anything
like that.
But in general it has a lot of upsides.
It's just a bit more in-kings list on this main issue.
Normally in NA, you cannot climb if you do 3 camping because players don't respond accordingly and they'll always just want to afk farm.
So that's why I would only exclusively pretty much like do it in either Europe or Korea.
But I think with the latter reset that happened earlier this month, where they just like reset everyone's ranks, master plus and shit,
and shit I generally think that it might be time to bring this shot back
Why don't you hide your map because I don't need to go I'm already playing with the light
So if Sass is going to be tough, then what if I just invade his bot side?
I'm just going to be with this guy, he's doing this for attention obviously so I'm not
thinking about anything.
I'm busy with my masters, but been seeing chit-talks of your D1 coaching.
Hope work goes well less than 3.
Thank you Rob.
You're on second one.
That's what we're fucking looking for and I lean there and 60 months up my peekaboo thing
in the prime of the system and the prime site there in the sub as well.
Chris station nine in the sub and I'm going there and take some on some back.
Thank you.
I was going to sing while without buddy.
We're just going to stop unless you're actually I don't normally build this but
I think we gotta go soon.
Alright, let's do that.
well give a good ass, I'm gonna look on the authors here
yo you guys know motherfuckin' donald?
I just have an AC monster on me. Thank you, bro.
Since when have you been playing for?
Since season 4.
So about 12 years now.
Literally half my life.
Which is kind of like crazy to think by, yeah.
Alright, this game is over. Sick.
Yeah I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I think I'm just gonna 3 camp every game from now on.
Except if it's like a jungler that I can 3 camp versus because they were just out clear me.
Yeah versus like Silas versus Graves versus all the meta junglers I think 3 camping is like superior on Hakrim too.
Cause it also makes it so that like invades on you are going to be way less reliable, right?
Because like if they're invading you based on what they believe you're full care timer to be
and you're three counting then you just win.
The only risk though is going to be that as I get higher elo and as I play more games
everyone's going to know that I three count every game so then it's like the shots going to fall off after about like 15 or 20 games.
That's okay. I already have an idea on how I'm going to spice things up once that happens.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' total?
I know, it's your thing, Prime and Sol.
Thank you, guys.
Alright, guys, are you ready for a win now?
It's like, are you guys ready for a win now, yes or no?
The barn is actually really low. Happy about that.
Can I one do on the young here?
Oh, no.
I'm not surfing this way.
If it wasn't for the surfing then honestly there might have been a good chance at the end, sort of, but yes.
Alright, and then now we just got our boss on and after we can look on the hurl timer.
This looks good for us.
Teach Jinxie 3 camp into gank?
Absolutely not.
There's only one thing Jinxie has to do if he wants to win every single one of his
games literally only one and you guys already know what the answer is
what's up
I didn't know that scene existed. I'm just watching 50 shades of gray, the Christian gray, bro and she tells him that she's a virgin right and he's like where have you been all my life?
I don't understand, imagine okay you come up to me you're like no one has ever touched my
peepee.
I'm gonna say I'm one of your honest fuckers, okay I haven't heard a thing.
Imagine you come to me right, you're like no one has ever touched my wiener and I grab
I'm like, where have you been all my life?
And then I fuck you like a-
No, you-
Let me try that.
Don't-
Where have you been all my life?
Oh, fuck!
Okay, sorry.
You can't touch me!
I can't touch you.
Sit down!
Okay.
Can I get good boy points if I win this game?
You get three good boys if you win this one.
How many do I need to redeem a pegging session?
I'll do it for free tonight, but only if I can use the 32 inch one.
Aw, last time we did that, I couldn't walk for a week.
Okay, you're just sitting.
Okay, I guess that was fun.
Alright, let's go.
Listen, as long as we get the wrappers, I'm going to play on the Krugs and then we can look on the dragons too.
Like if we got this here it's gonna be the same.
Oh nice.
I don't think I have to ult, do I?
I'm not gonna fucking use my ult here.
Actually not, though.
Perfect.
Yeah, this game is just over at this point.
We played it actually pretty solidly.
Happy about it.
All right guys, I'm almost done my peas
That one if you're proud of me for finishing on my veggies
Time to if you couldn't care less of my upshot in the head on my walk this full tomorrow
why would I as a 24 year old grown man be walking to school
I'm in like on the watch the gym I don't even watch the gym I'm literally
larping I'm learning walking outside of you guys know how fucked up it is for
share my channel
Yeah
Didn't the cats have us in the mouth earlier
No, no, she's gonna like jump on my face
I
Can go put them outside, but I need one
Can you like go watch anime or something you know, can you go play pokopia?
Can you play Tamagotchi life?
Your Tamagotchi's hate you
That's pretty fucking cool
you're gonna do this like somewhere else I mean it's kind of distracting to be
honest baby like okay do it for the cats they want to plan they need more
space to play like they don't want to jump on okay no not on me they're gonna
kill me
awesome
fuck
so what we can actually
i mean i don't even think that they can get more than that like worst case scenario with
what Luisa Lulu
yeah that's fine
Nice
I got the majority of those green plans, so I think I just went off
I don't this is looking at me dead. I need your opinion
I don't know dude maybe Jinx is actually reviving this shit like I'm not even trolling
Was it sure?
But I don't know did the Jinx effect is a real thing bro
It's not through as we're gonna look on this the Krugs and after am I
Honestly, I'll chip out like a wave top.
I'll reset 3 camp and then after it's all found in the dragon.
Okay, low-key.
Yeah, I think I actually want to do this here.
Cuckoozoid build? Well, yeah, obviously I have to go for this fucking build, bro
Like they have squishies on their team sure, but they have exhausts like I can't go fucking assassin this game
It's impossible
Not if I actually want to like properly impact
You know what it feels like when you mute a raging teammate?
It feels like
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Are we getting Variety Arc again after you get a challenger?
Yes and no.
So there's something that I learned, right?
In the streaming scene there are two types of Variety Shimmers.
There are Shimmers like Keso that play games every day, new ones every day, and then there
are Shimmers like for example Jinx or XQC where they're going to have like a roster
of games that they switch between every day, right?
And I'm going to be honest with you guys,
I used to do kind of like the queso method.
But the problem with the queso method
is that if you want to stream eight to 10 hours a day,
it sucks because you literally need
to find 20 different games a week.
You know what I mean?
And it just really fucking blows.
So I think what we're probably going to do
is after we a challenger, I'm
going to do a Rainbow Six Siege Arc where I try to hit
gold in R6 and we'll swap between those two games and then also we might throw in
maybe some like reacts we might throw in a little bit of this a bit of that but
we're gonna be having like a lot of fun okay so the first variety thing will be
Rainbow Six but I'll probably be doing like different challenges different
like games stuff like that but I can actually do more than one stream of
unless there's like a hype game you know that could go crazy then we'll
see. Do you like XQC? Yeah. That is funny. I give him cancer because of how
much I like him.
Keso is the entertainer though?
Yeah, but the thing about Keso is that
look how many hours a day he's live for.
And this isn't a dig at him in any way, right?
But let me show you something.
When Kaisal goes live, his streams typically are going to be like around 4 hours, right?
And it's like when you do 4 hour streams, it becomes like, I don't want to say easy,
but it becomes kind of chill to like be entertaining, very entertaining throughout.
But the second you get is like 8 hours, it's like after the third or fourth hour
your energy levels start to drop off and unless you're stomping caffeine and fucking up your
sleep, it's like hard to keep the same level throughout, you know?
You have to remember that almost all case of yours are women and yours are loser virgins.
Do you guys actually want to see one of the most insane statistics ever?
that you're not gonna believe but it's actually a real one
let me show you something
so it's Nunu Carthus
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
This is so creepy
Nah, I will do this! Let's go
Let me check out something
So, one of my Clips channels, right?
One of my Clips channels that I have, the one with like 3 million subscribers, these
So the audience demographics for it
It's like
What you know, I like it's genuinely insane
Because normally I second male streamer on literally everything that you post you always expect like a 99% male rate
Can't escape that can't run
And then the time has come to appreciate that.
Thank you.
I'm Lino, Cameron, and that's all I saw appreciate that.
Thank you guys.
Alright, let's get it done now.
That's a lot of female.
Yeah, but the reason why I have so many female viewers on my Clip Sedontes channel
is because of how many clips I have with Laura on it.
Because a lot of it is like, there'll be clips of me and Laura like, it used to be like us doing different games or like candid moments from us and stuff like that.
So because of that it's like, became a little bit of, there was like a bit of a relationship subset too.
I told me holy fuck dude what the fuck
But they're in the five years to push up. Thank you, bro
I told me right for this
This game is going to be the freest one of our lives.
I'm telling you guys right now.
Yo you guys know motherfucking doll?
I'm being classed and I'm so welcome.
Thank you.
Jem is like 440ish
Okay is this ribbon gonna like go in?
Nice
So so far it's a 1 for 1, is it gonna be better than that or worse than that?
I guess it's like decent right?
I'm fucking falling for this ball too
I'm fucking falling for this ball too
And I can't there in the prime welcome
Thank you
Hey so now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna play for the top to bottom and we should win
Dude what the fuck
Tommy what is going on bro
What the fuck is going on right now
They're in the 5 for each other
It on test your title seems a little inaccurate.
Uhhh, yeah how about we don't say that.
It's like you go up to a guy and he's like, he has like five kids and this thing says
like loving father of five.
And then one day one of his kids gets hit in the fucking car accident and like in-game
dies, god forbid.
And then you go up to that guy and you're like, hey dude in your LinkedIn bio it says
that you're your fucking your father five but that's not true your father four
like to why would you even say that to someone you know I mean it's like how
fucked up of a person can you even be to say that
the only reason I'm going for this gang is because I know it doesn't have
flash and it's guaranteed in my ribbons like legit anything if I don't like normally I
would never do this like normally I would never do that it's only because of
how fear was in the fact that my ribbon was sent me most interesting if I can
Oh, that really throws off my cam timings now.
Fuck me, that's so off shit.
It's like, I guess I got the kill, but now I won't be able to contest any crabs, so sorry
guys.
Okay, yo, what the fuck?
I got diced and you're not fucked up anymore.
Those 10 gifted you redeemed yourself.
You're good now.
I'm gonna be honest with you, you could hit a little fucking 5 hour workout and I don't think we'd hit GM yet. So you're good. Go workouts.
Because we're gonna have to coach the Jynxies soon anyways
I'm gonna see if we can run towards Shredin with the gank
It'd be nice if we could, but...
I
Know your boss
Yo, you guys know mother fucking don't
Dude you're such a piece of shit, fuck you man.
Like he could have given me the kill and said you just end in star ribbon, got said.
And turtle and dolly, I think that's what it's like, thank you.
Alright, we're gonna see if we look on the, uh, the Crogulations here.
So they are up, but the problem is that if I walk right now, my minion wave's walking there, so I know that they're just walking here as well.
So anyway, until it fully passes this little opening, and then now I know that they won't get the shenny.
You guys know about the fucking doll?
Best happen in the world.
Nice, held Q.
Alright.
Did you play Kain?
Oh man, I could, I could.
I mean like one of my best friends from the League of Legends, Karasimha, is like a Kain once again.
He's coached me a lot.
But it's like, I don't know dude, like Kana's uh, every time I play recently I always end, but I haven't done it in a little while.
And uh, stick there when the problem comes. Thank you.
At Dauntless, do you have the brain of a fucking toad?
Jesus, I hope not. That sounds like it would be pretty horrible.
Heh heh, fuck me.
Fuck, I hope not, dude.
there's no turning back
okay so now we just bought the top and we can make look for an ender on the inside
off this
the fire is not falling down
oh no
enough is enough
enough is enough
just constant fall
and a new fall
and there's my grid
and I feel your hand in my
Mr. Nunu, are you gonna come here?
Hohoho!
The Big Bad Wolf is here!
Yeah, of course you're not.
She's taking this entire thing.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't, the best hacker in the world.
I'm a fucking rater.
Oh wait a second.
That's so sad.
No!
it's just shit because like my Q range is not as long or it does not have the
range of Nunu's W so it means that I can't just like Q through his W and
become unstoppable and just like live if it could that be fucking amazing but
it's like let's say my Q range right now like if it's like here to here then
So the thing about Warwick is that when you auto a low health minion, apparently what it does
is it makes it so that you retain that huge attack speed increase for next two autos or something.
So that's what a lot of the good Warwick players do, is they auto something that's low HP,
and then they auto the other shit, and then they just keep switching autos between the two
so they can always retain that attack speed boost.
Okay, so if they walk through my bot side, where the chance is that my red's gone.
I'm gonna be honest, as long as it's on all three camps, that's one, please don't be two.
FUCK!
Please don't be three.
Okay.
I get in something recently and then invade their top side or gank their top laner.
Okay.
Lots of invaders, you're coming with me now.
I know I just got his walls, yeah you take two from me, I take three from you motherfucker
you're gonna learn the hard way. This shit's like mafia. He kills like two of my family
members and I went and brought his entire fucking bloodline. Cheers.
I'm gonna save my Q as a smite here.
like if Nautilus gets it's okay okay so now the issue is that I would love to
get my board back and afford it but honestly maybe that's for the best
concern the fact that I want to get to one boots as well so okay I'm okay
with that all pro warwick's build the fuck was that message both propane
Hydra or Static Kraken. Yeah, Proborics from where, bro? Fucking Timbuktu? Like what the
fuck kind of build is that shit? Who the fuck would build that bullshit? That sounds like ass.
Nice.
We're invading the sub-step table though.
I'm pinged my support out of base, I need her to come up to me, sure.
Nice.
Sure, maybe.
Nice.
Nice.
Whaaaaat?
That's actually huge by the way.
Let's get T1.
T2, wait, is there a hype train going with fucks happening?
all pro warwick so I got gate free porn to board before every game
okay well that's not fucking sure at all bro because I'm not even a warwick
man and I do that shit
I didn't want to take this blue and then afterwards we're gonna reset and then
clear crux ropters and then after we play on the dragon here
I don't like the idea of chasing this to be honest, I don't think I'm going to do the same thing for you
Alright
Okay so now what we do is we get the Bladerun King and then after that I think this game
we're gonna have to get my shots.
I got to go for my red, but I think he's going to look at Mr.
He's gonna go for his crugs then.
There he is.
Oh my god, I didn't fucking hold Q.
It's okay, he still dies though.
But you guys saw that play almost got fucked literally just because of that
Again if I'd have held Q there I would have actually been good
Fucking retard that I am
Okay, I mean honestly
wait is yo 16 cm okay that's above 7 inches that's gotta be his fucking dick
size bro this guy's a fucking beast 16 cm to inches 6.3 inches now this guy's
back in at least seven I don't fucking believe that for a second
uh this is one of those rare games where I actually don't want to like the idea
stridebreaker i think uh... i think that's how it's better
repeat after me to not deserve human rights for missing that q okay i agree
for not holding that q i do not deserve human rights i would not need it
the week
you know what the next objective is held we're clearing up for this can you try
please go Bork into omnivamb boots crock and that stands too much damage too
much damage when the teamfights break out you're gonna be fucking eating shit
that sounds like a good build for like top lane but not for jungle i feel like you're
I'll break my name too much for that.
Whaaaaat?
167 gifted.
Nice.
you
you
you
you
you
you
and
it's not just on the job and after two of them
the culture
have you thought of sending a dog collar, tail and ears to JYNXCI in his fan mail so he can roleplay his warwick and be a good boy jungler and hold Q
also have you thought of teaching him to use item active lmao
no we're gonna do that
hey JK
and then every time he leaves his old dog bed
cannon roleplay
can i look at my comms sir?
I think we're just on the game.
Yeah, I don't think we end the game here. I think we have to just play for the server.
Nice, huge fucking ult.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' gollum!
Yo, what's up?
I'm Frenzel walking.
Thank you.
Troubling Zeke's second or third?
It's good work, master.
That actually sounds kind of interesting.
So what build do you do then?
Do you go like, Bork into Zeke's, or do you go like Bork into Tiamat out in Zeke's?
I was wondering why all those gore videos are so low quality, yeah I'm gonna be honest I
don't watch enough of those to have that question so I wouldn't have the answer, now every time
me and morissia, oh nice!
Oh disruptive pinging, yeah that's worth nothing, you know what it's like, you know what it's
like, it's like someone fucking like murders your best friend with a rusty knife as
he's walking home from school and then you know who it is and you report him to the police right?
And then one day you sit there and you open up the news and it's like this man has been arrested
and you're like bro that's the guy I fucking murdered my friend finally he goes to jail
for being too loud he's gonna serve two hours in the county jail and it's like dude are we
fucking serious like seriously like that guy was a Vladimir earlier on in the day
Now, they just stayed under turret and didn't move at all and trolled the game and completely lost the press.
And he's getting a fucking punishment for disrupted pinging.
But like seriously bro, you know what I mean?
It's like there can be a way that that's fucking real.
If you're into 10 on P, let's go. We're bringing back bro.
Slowly, but surely.
Slowly, but surely.
It's exactly like that. It actually is though, like, genuinely.
I would like second pick phase. Please? Thanks.
How do you attack so fast? What's the bad indicator for your mouse, dude?
Okay, do you want the nerd answer? Do you want the simple answer?
The simple answer is that there's a setting called attack move click and when you press spacebar it attacks anything in your attack range, right?
The nerd answer is that there's a setting called attack move click and what it does is that if there's an enemy
within your attack range and you press spacebar then
anything around that area or within the attack range of your cursor you will end up walking towards, right?
So something just like your attack range, it's like the attack range of your cursor.
So like let's say you go up to someone, right, you hover over them mid and you do the like
space bar.
It's a movement command, but it prioritizes attacking the second you get in that range.
Does that make sense?
It's kind of like if you ever played those games where you can like have units move,
but then the second they get in range of someone they attack them, right?
And that's what attack move click does.
It's just like again, ranging your attack.
So what you do is you right click, right, to walk back, and then you press space bar,
and what it does, it makes you walk back, and then you end the attack, right?
So you can just like abuse that.
Okay, so it's Elise jungle, uh, what do you think about war with this game?
Senesona Vayne Echo, what do you think about Hecarim this game?
What do you think about Master Yi this game?
What we think about Wukong in this game? What we think about Viego in this game?
Yeah, all that just walking heckering.
All that just walking heckering there.
What's here sub unlocks foot cam? It's here for sub.
Dude, guys, I have to just tell you guys, I have been getting the weirdest fucking emails
ever recently.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
So for those that don't know, normally when influencers go to Dubai, it's to perform
sexual favors or do sexual things on camera, in-game of course, for some random rich
dude that gives them an exorbitant amount of money in order to do it, right, normally.
And recently I get this fucking DM from this like old time creator and then I also recently
get this business email as well being like, hey, Dauntless, we have a lucrative opportunity
for you, for you to get flown first class all the way to Dubai.
And then you have to like, you sit there and you do like a few IRL streams and stuff
like that from Dubai and we're going to pay for like a penthouse fucking lodging
for you and provide security and it's like bro like what like like what the
fuck am I even reading dude you know I mean like I don't know that just sounds
like one of those too good to be true moments you know I mean like fuck that
shit like oh yeah so I do for I roll seems from Dubai and I I get like like
they're gonna sit there I'm gonna get them and be like yo you're a hacker
one trick right and I'm like yeah I mean like perfect get on all force and
get fucked by this horse and we'll give you a quarter of a million dollars and then I'm
gonna say who the fuck like what kind of moral system do you think I am and I won't be able
to walk for a month you know dude fuck that shit are you kidding
who feed in Dubai true story incoming yeah i don't know
all i'm always like super sketched out about shit like that
like there's a reason why all those like random
eastern european instagram girls with like two thousand followers
sit there and they all have like story highlights of like oh my god i spend
some time in Dubai
like i'm not kidding when i say guys if if you ever see someone that went to
Dubai
it's like
you better be fucking my cautious
because like the shit that happens over there it's crazy
like Saudi money is like crazy
but it's like
sometimes it's crazy shit that they ask for me
after that match we'd be ready for jangsy
i'm always ready for jangsy
i'm his to be used whenever he wants
six did you suck ass I will soon know challenge you and leak them golden rainbow six don't
worry about it
all right I'll see you guys
so we do here now as we play grom towards the blue and then afterwards we're gonna
look on the crab. It's low-key looking quite delectable for us right now.
okay um so we're definitely gonna get the botcrab topcrab is there a possibility? probably
not right? I mean I'll still walk up just in case but now we lose to v2 I'm re-sign
I'm not I'm not losing the game all who just said that's trying
you
you
you
you
you
She has her crits, might though. This is so fucking disgusting.
Stop looking at chat, yeah, it doesn't matter if I look at chat or not though.
The problem is that they have a mid laner that gets permanent fire while my bot lane
is locked into scaling bot lane.
So this game I'm on, I'm honestly just forced to get fucking riling greeted in the asshole.
Just like no hope for anything better.
Loki could maybe look on the dragon here.
Now that I'm level 6, I'd be super down and so calm and play.
Okay, so now I can go for the dragon, because if we go with the dragon, then I get caught up by Pantheon and I die.
So my meta play is just to look for my blue buff, and then afterwards I guess try to feel like a reset.
It just sucks because like I can't do anything like
The the enemy just gets a play like not even 2v1 and so 3v1
And there's no way around it
Raptors is up nice
So now we can just look for crab and then topside click.
This actually isn't looking too bad.
The reason why I wanted to stay away from the grubs though is because if I go for the grubs here and I get Globson, I get fucked in the fucking ass.
Like I'm literally just gonna sit there, get railed and I'm gonna be like fucking...
They're gonna like pull my ears back like they're fucking pig tails.
And uh, blover fans are walking. Thank you.
I'm worried if I look for a mid gank, will we be able to get a kill?
Ohhhh
Vayne, rotate on
My grubs aren't as good as dragon, my lice is something
And it's 4v4 we win by doing
I'm with team noses, that's why they're not even contesting
So now all we do is we just find this and then we'll be good.
Superdoms is if it actually make a playwork on the smother share.
3 Q stocks off the ground from then destruction.
I
So get our wolves and after wolves, I guess maybe I could look on the crab
Yes, yes, yes
we're scaling this one baby we ain't loose in this game bro we ain't loose in
this game and the loosest one would fuck up the the move for the coaching
session can be happening a fuck that move jettie needs us to be locked in
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the Rada Mnathrope on the
cards.
Can you do a Dothmon Vader Bikini haul with Jengzee?
Maybe.
If I have to file to Florida and get fucking like beat up by him then maybe we can have
on the card. On the cards if you would be down we'll see.
Please please please just do anything!
Come on come on you got this bro it's all you it's all you Vayne
it's all you bro
And uh, let's have him come in the front lock him. Thank you.
Any travel puns soon?
The only travel pun in the cards is if uh, I don't hit challenger, then I have to get beat up by drinks in Florida.
So we need to lock him, he was only like 10 days left or so.
And uh, pat him in the front walking. Thank you.
I'm gonna be honest, I really don't like that the sun is such this much fucking cock.
It's making this game a lot harder.
And uh, clink with him in front of this lock.
All right.
low key? we'll play on the uh... the raptor sound, we'll be good
We'll play on the uh... the Raptor sound, we'll be good.
Ooh, come fast, fast, fast, fast please.
Guys, for the love of God, you fucking morons!
Fucking idiots! Dude!
We really just let them get dragon and it's like we didn't even like try
disgusting
what the fuck was that
no
his name is boom boom pow like i can't even expect anything
So
This could be bad. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not
All right
I'm expecting anything from a guy named like boom boom pow is like you have a gun your
name on your like team name like and you're like you know why is this kind of
performing it's like well fucking G dude I wonder yeah I mean it's like you just
have to give every objective this game
It's my fault though, I should have 3 cam towards top this game.
If I had 3 cam towards top, none of the issues that materialized this game would have happened,
so it's because I auto-polluted.
Alright, we'll look for bots at top, and then after we maybe look on the crab here.
jungle diff? well i mean yeah sure but it's like saying jungle diff in this game is like
imagine the brawn is giving a team of five kids with like down syndrome and he's playing
against like a full lineup of like all star collegiate athletes and he ends up losing
I mean dude it's like yeah sure like what did he get out centered fuck maybe dude
But it's like what do you want him to work with right?
Like the enemy midlaner rotated on me three times this game and we support rotate up like twice
They rotated for every dragon every objective they they went for everything
And it's like the only thing that I had was like
sometimes my team would be okay with us like team fighting when the conditions
was really like guaranteed for us
is that going to be good for newbies in the jungle?
I say yeah because it's like I wouldn't say it's like the beginner beginner champ but
I could definitely key some.
I
Reserved
Okay, then this is all you bro, this is all you vain
Like it's not the worst thing that could have happened honestly
that's perfect that's super cute people to a double shot on fuss wait what wait okay
proper to a triple shot on a fucking ticket dude why not like forward to a
chubu shadan like any day of the fucking week bro
okay so now we're gonna play for the blue one then after we can look at this
I don't know, Smite, can I fucking retard?
Can I already use this?
I'm so fucking retarded.
Is there anyone that my team wants, that one's on me, that one's on me, I can't blame anyone for that.
Unrace form.
Did you smite the blue?
Alright, we're gonna have to lie here for a bit, because if I don't lie, then you can get tilted.
Not that he deserves to get tilted out of anyone here.
All right, come on.
We got some play together on this.
I'm trying to think of like any way that we can actually win a fight here, but I'm gonna
be honest here, I was not saying that.
But again, it's my fault because I didn't 3 count.
five-stack you can five-stack and make it on if you're playing flex you but like
flex you so you're just like not in a real queue it's like glorified normal
games
and
and
and
that guy six seven yeah get it out there six seven yep
zero six and seven I didn't see enough spam you guys are not dedicated to
Wait, this could actually be really good.
Oh, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a s-
No, I'm telling you, Ben can actually carry this one.
Like, I'm not even sure if Ben can actually carry this one, easy.
She's like playing out of her fucking mind, it's crazy.
I think our best angle right now, honest to God, would be if we just played for top
to bottom folk there.
Unless we...
The red is priority gone, isn't it? Maybe like raptor or something?
I'll wait and sign him down, what?
Okay, so the enemy team is all around mid.
Are they going to play on the baron?
I need to steal this.
That was our shower.
that was all me, that was all me
oooooohhhh
fuck me
i mean like
damn, getting out of the box has been game changing
oh wait a second, can they still win?
jesus fuck christ
Oh my god, she almost had her shield.
Okay, so if I run straight dragon, do they get a guarantee that I could also not TP?
Alright.
I'm literally just dead, I know I didn't do, like, can you get some cappings you can focus
up?
I mean dude, it's just a cancer game, like I don't think I played perfect by any metric,
but it's like, I'm literally one within my jungle, you know what I mean?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Alright.
I mean, Loki could actually maybe play for the Sarrax or them.
okay is there any chance for me to fight...oh that's lucky
So the Senna's gonna live and that goes up in like 20 seconds. So the enemy team probably isn't able to ensure
But they definitely get out least in head maybe Nexus her but Nexus her is pushing him
Okay, I goes up in one
I mean real estate for you. This should be a Nako quadruple
oh my god wait wait no no no this actually looks good this actually looks good
wait that am I actually just one shot?
okay cool
what a fucking retarded game i mean it's in my fault though i didn't three cam clear top
i can't complain about anything or anyone else because i just didn't like three cam clear top
last year one win away from gem yeah dude okay i get it it's like a guy's like
ten thousand dollars away from being a millionaire and then he makes one dot trade and always had
400k like he gets it bro. You don't even fucking remind him
Like trust me if there's one guy that knows it's me bro like
like a...
So Pantheon ults in our base, I'm going to be real, I don't like Yann's game.
oh my wait what the fuck just happened wait what wait did we just win
Why is he not TPing top? Why are you not TPing top?
The game literally would have been over if he TPed top by the way
So this is how Yamakaze felt in Korea
Okay, sure, I mean like
Ekko, Giveth, Ekko, Teiketh, you know what I mean? It's like
All right low key 20 seconds till bad and we could actually perfect here soon.
I think we just went in this here.
Like our towers are going to be spawned.
Oh wait, I don't know my ult at the end of the like, fucking six seconds.
We have to Baron, just Baron, just Baron.
Baron is safer, Baron is safer, Baron is safer, Baron is safer.
Wait, they can't contest us with Baron, especially when I ult out their jungler.
Oh, and 11, Kevin, dude, it's so help me fucking god.
You know what it's like when you guys take this shit?
You know what it's like when you guys take this shit?
It's like imagine there's a fucking like gang war and it's five versus five and then like everyone is supposed to take one person
But three people on the enemy team all gang up on me and they start breaking my legs
They start fucking like fucking chopping my hands off
They start cutting off my fucking feet and I'm screaming for help
And then it's like the people that are supposed to help me they're in a fucking corner the two of them
Just like fucking jacking each other off like oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah, just like that
And then it's like I'm saying that right? I know my back is broken. I'm disabled and then it's like oh look at this guy
What what name rhymes with disabled?
I don't know what name rhymes with disabled Connor, okay?
Disabled Connor disabled Connor, but it's like dude. I fucking wish that this was like self-induced. You know I mean
Yeah, I wish it was self-induced
Okay we can't fight, we don't have zone anymore.
Okay, we can play through the bot bush here, just won't go too crazy.
I mean, they're not starting, huh?
Guys, team.
I mean we have to go in like we don't go in we just use the game
Well, looks like we just as you know anyways, I'm lucky. Oh we tried
Yeah, so I'm getting pulled out the I'm there. It's just over. I
Want 11 step in our chair, son. What arms of 12 now?
Ah, side fucking man.
Bro, what a fucking shitty cancer day of League today was.
Wow.
Fuck me.
So, day 3 wins off and now we're like...
I don't want to think about it, I'm gonna cry if I start thinking about it.
Alright, does Jinx want to get coached on?
Boy, it's more than ranked.
It's not good practice, it makes you put...
It's not.
Everyone I know knows.
This jinx is last game. Let me just go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a second
Like asking someone I've ever had fucking heroine
No?
Okay, don't do fucking Harold.
Oh, Jinxie, that's my dapper?
Like, just got into League, and he's only played with me, so we've only played Aramayhan.
So imagine if you were-
Have you had to learn the game through Aramayhan?
Yeah.
Fuck that.
Bro, imagine just learning League in general.
It's fucking impossible, bro.
I'M STILL IRON!
Yeah, but I'm trying to learn it, and then there's, like, Augments, and like, shit, it's like, bruh.
Yeah.
Oh, but don't buy this game-
I'm not even learning it.
Don't buy this game.
The other team is AD and AP like what the fuck are you saying bro what like what I just want to fight
And then you get harassed oh my god
One more noise, I'm going to be done.
James, if you're still delaying anymore, bro, what's up?
Oh.
Oh
Yeah, what runs doing right now, well, that's unlucky
Yo, James have no delay what's up, bro? Wait, that's as did you go on 12?
Let's ask a different question. Are you ready for the grind today?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't you?
That's Hecram in the world. He's going to take out a zanger on me.
He's got a zanger on 12.
Actually, real.
You know what it's like Jinxie it's like I just had a fucked up day at work
And it's like you're the kid that said something like cancer
So it's like it's time to fucking beat the shit out of you
And you know what I mean?
You're the kid that said something like cancer
So it's like it's time to fucking beat the shit out of you
You know what I mean?
Wait Jinxie we can make a song are you ready?
Alright, let's do it.
Wait, Jason, make it strong! Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm getting scared.
Wait, Jason, make it strong! Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm getting scared.
Bro, bro, that's it.
Okay, that's it. I have to watch the rest of this game,
but I'll be there soon.
Alright, let's do it.
Okay, I'm playing right now, guys.
Like, if he brings up the fact that I won 0-12 one time during the session,
We're gonna have a fucking problem and I probably picked them in the problem. I come thank you
Yeah, you can see to play by wait does Jinxie not want to play warwick today. What time does he want to play?
This there's only wait does he actually know how to play warwick?
He said he wants to play ye
Wait why?
Maybe get him on a Shyvana, maybe?
He wants something that is better scaling.
Bro, the only reason why his scaling was bad is because he doesn't hold Q.
Like I said, the only reason why I went bad is just because he wouldn't hold Q.
Sun.
Like, me, how are we serious?
Expand his shampoo.
Alright, let's sync. What do we want to put him on? Something that has better scaling.
I mean, the scaling isn't the issue though.
though but if he's saying that it's because he doesn't like the champion so if he doesn't like
the champion let's find something that does like bro whatever major in like what about wu kong
I'm gonna be honest saying but I'm I don't think he would enjoy book on
I'm trying to think
Wait for that how many majors has phase one and they've won two at size, but how many majors?
Oh dear Zed no
Folly bear no all off maybe
the gas office maybe hi Jinxie I'm new to R6 any tips quit now you're just gonna
get crippling depression oh great if I'm wrong they said that DZ was the number
one attacking team let me think
Yeah
Remember that now you correct bro, they should do a major in tarpon Springs. What about mortice?
That's a rough neighborhood though
Yes, we gotta worry about the security of our players. Yes. Thank you for letting it. Oh, yeah, it's rough
Doing a major there wouldn't be saved
The promise of mortgages a bit limited
I said target tarpon springs, Florida, and I literally lost my shit. Did you pick up or no?
Dude, I was not picking that call up
Let's go and came you would love it
I would like to say yes, but I feel I can't would be way too complex from right now especially the double-flum thing
Okay guys, what if you do briar what if you do briar that's on fire
How easy is briar cuz like you can't he can't fuck a briar
Briar guide
So you mean a briar guide how to play briar rank one challenger briar guide
This is your rank one challenger briar guide. I'm not gonna lie. This information is so fresh
It should be a prince in Bel Air this video would generally cover the most competitive
I don't care about rules I don't care about bills now
This is a beginner guide, but I'll give you some of the bread and butter of the decision-making that goes into playing as champion
So obviously you can just W towards someone and then hop to him to Q right or with Q
that is your jump to a target and start hitting now but there is a more
efficient damage option depending on how close you are if I can just W close
enough to this person and get an auto attack I control so hard on fire you so
sometimes you'll see me do a dash auto than Q that's if I don't need to deal
damage really fast they're not like about to get to a turret or team and
so on so I can greed an extra hit sometimes it is the difference you
I think there's too much for him
let him pick his own champ
let him pick
i mean i'd be down to honestly
I'm trying to think like what would be a very good chance for like complete beginners that
don't really...
Um...
Zohan?
No, Zohan is like too complicated for him.
He's not going to understand how it works.
I mean, it's bad they have to kill a guy who's like,
oh my god, he's shit on him.
Oh, Zen?
Let me think.
How's this death?
Me, ho!
Why don't you play for Katie?
Come on, that's not what we do!
Yeah, that's hell, that's hell, bro!
Why would you play such a game without yourself?
Why would you play such a game without yourself?
Caustic's trundle, let him pick who he thinks looks cool.
Literally, legitimate, there's this white risk.
Let me look at the highest win rate jungles in iron.
Let's actually look at this.
Or a fat, flat-willed window there.
Okay, what if we put him on to team old jungle?
Thoughts?
That's what you eat really fast, totally.
No?
I'd honestly generally think Warwick is by far the best. I mean, I agree, but if he doesn't want to play it, then that's on him.
Killing it out
Because I think the only reason why he doesn't want to play Warwick is because like he's lost a lot of games on it
But it's just because he doesn't hold his fucking queue
So let me think they play siege fucking nine hours a day
Mord I like
Yeah
I mean Rammus is unironically the best champion in the game until Emerald.
What the fuck?
What?
Maybe I just put him on Rammus.
Guys are they gonna put him on to Rammus?
I like my entire like physical life around me deteriorated, but I played to ten hours a day bro guys
I like to stream and by stream different stuff streaming to bank our six for ten hours a day
It's not it's not productive at all. It's not productive. I'm level 1500 on the game
But I
I mean, this is two years old though like I don't know it's a bit too it's a bit too old
dude, is it just me or do I always just gotta make a guide on every champ
like I did it okay sure okay yeah every champion the game for sure
look at my ramus montage
which means they cannot sit in general as Kainir is not a system in it.
Hey guys, welcome to my Rammus head video in this video.
I will be talking about why should you go to the first place,
improving counter-Rammus,
his abilities and ordination maximum,
the moves you should take on him,
what moves you should go on him,
and in my opinion it was important to listen to his attack on him.
The metrics you know when to pick Rammus,
what champions you did against, what champions you bad against,
and at the end of this video I will play a game and explain to you
what I'm going to do, what I'm thinking in the game.
I will also be providing time stamps so you can capture different parts of the videos
as you started.
Also why should you listen to him?
On Rammus I am in this multi-system level 193.
The equivalent is 2.1 million points on this account level, and with all my accounts combined, I'm roughly around 3 million.
So here you can see all the reach points on the high diamonds, and 1, and 2, and that's awesome.
I mean, like listen, even if he's diamond, if he's a one trick, maybe you know something.
Now I will be talking about the Rammus vs. Sounthers.
Yeah, this is fucking ass. I'm not watching this.
Addontes, Nocturne, Shyvana, Vay, definitely not Vay.
Valibear, Mundo, Rammus.
Or Talon.
Yeah, I don't know about Talon.
I think you can add your minute your minute timeout you have about
Wait, what if I try teaching him Diana? I think you would like Diana no
I'm really good on that
Easy taking the time out of the two round losses and then getting two back
Throw some retaliation
Okay, we'll do a teams that will do a red
Still hard for him
Send a look at how this looks like at E-box Minimum 100 E-box
That's what it's like
And do not enter conditions from the DZ
Because DZ is the one that gets...
League of Legends World is in NA this year and it's in November
You should watch that
Uh bro, but how do you watch that?
Do you need like terms to watch that?
If they let me do it, I would watch for you.
Go Nocturne! I'm gonna be honest with you, I think Nocturne can be good too, low key.
What is wrong with Chundle, bro?
Yeah, bro, he wants a champ that's gonna scale. Let's put him on a fucking shitty boring champ like Chundle. That sounds great.
If he doesn't like Broke, he's not gonna... he's not gonna want Chundle.
Ask Drew Levin, okay, I will.
Adonitas, Chudlevious.
What's it called the world because it's in a jet. Where's it at? It's fine. Ron died go to his stream
Like I still
How bored I'm trying to think like what would actually be like a God's here pick
Bro go for a walk. That's don't learn gold. I
Guess you could look into like nocturn
No mechanical skill because he has no mechanical skills. I don't know that's a good way to go about it
My voters for Quinn jungle, yeah, that's it definite now
I'm gonna be honest. I think I think I might do briar
I'm gonna be honest. I think buyers actually like on our on through the best pick
Ignores mechanics. It ignores literally everything listen a force and can apply them on briar anybody can
Wait, how much longer does his game have?
Right.
But DZ also likes it.
But how much longer does it have?
I
Faced loses you have time
We got Shaq another game or what
is crying answer him? Yo Jinx, you don't time for another game. Yo, like, yo, don't
Are you crying?
Yo Jinx, you don't have time for another game
Chad, should I watch map 3 yet or not?
Chad, are you crying?
Or map 3?
Chad, should I watch map 3 yet or not?
Chad, should I watch map 3 yet or not?
I'll just watch your game play another game, okay
Yeah.
Guys, should I first time try and ground master MMR?
Yes?
I don't know, so can you put delay on?
Oh!
Abra!
KADABRA!
KADABRA!
Oh.
Wait, what the fuck just happened?
Guys, uh, I'm not gonna lie that didn't work the way I thought it would, but why is the delay not working?
Say balls? Balls? Wait, what the fuck? Wait, why is it not working? Wait, that's weird.
Wait, what the fuck just happened?
Guys, uh, I'm not going to lie that didn't work the way I thought it would.
But why is the delay not working?
Say balls?
Balls?
But what the fuck?
Why is it not working?
Wait, that's weird.
Oh, okay.
Is it good now?
Wait, that's weird.
Wait, what the fuck just happened?
you
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and then secondary rooms will go
Okay, this looks good and I like this.
Okay, so now for build.
I wonder what compared Dusk and Dawn with Luffy Andries.
So it looks like Dusk and Dawn is good if you go Rocket Belt second, Lianjes is good
if you go Dusk and Dawn second.
Well okay it's kind of like a sample sized diff so maybe we'll look at the last 30 days.
30 days, 51 win rates, 30 days, 51 as well.
Okay so maybe we'll do Dusk and Dawn then.
The best end in Korea rushes Riftmaker and then gets Dusk and Dawn?
Really?
Rift Maker Rush!
Huh? Wait, what?
Pontrix.gg?
Oh, what the fuck?
Wait, huh?
Is this a real build, Kertush, E-wast?
There's almost a thousand torrential P-groundmaster, nobody plays in mid to be fair.
What?
I guess why not?
What the fuck, why not?
Because you just...
What?
Huh?
What?!
Pono is gonna be remaking.
Oh my god, that's so fucking bad.
Phew.
Okay, so this guy goes Rocket Belt Russian to Riftmaker.
Here's just Riftmaker for lane.
Ah, no.
Alright well some good news is that this game is actually looking okay right now.
Like, yes the early start is fucking horrendous, but I don't think it's gonna be that bad.
I think we know what we're going to do so we're going to play for the Raptors and after
Raptors we'll probably just look on the other ulcic there.
Part of me is wondering, like, what do we want to do for this game in terms of...
I'm gonna be honest, like, Leandrus would be the most braindead.
Like, we would just go, like, Leandrus Riftmaker would be definitely the most braindead.
But I don't know if it would be the best.
I really do kind of like the idea of like rocket belts honestly.
I think even if Jynxy boss if I never use this, the activists fine as well.
Now I'm not too difficult for Jynxy.
I'm going to be real through that, I don't think it is.
Like to master it, sure, but just like play it, I think it'd be good, but I'll show
Let's see if we can make it look on this here.
Ah, no I'm not going to.
When you're shot by the rolls they just got like a freeze for the rest of the game.
nice that's actually fucking insane for us
fire oh fuck wait what the fuck wait
professor what the fuck just happened
with the 20 gifted bro Jesus Christ
but holy shit dude thank you W gifted
the beast modra. He's getting 100% goon to Diana? Yeah but that's the reason why I think
he might like it. Like maybe he needs to play a champion that he wants to jerk off to. And
like the issue is that he just doesn't want to jerk off to war because he's not a furry.
But that might unironically be limiting him to be honest.
you have more kills on last game alright your fucking piece of shit
alright so what do you know is you're gonna look on the bulbs and after
all this will probably just go shit dragon yo you guys know about the fucking
don't that's heck remember the pro thing from welcome thank you Jinx won't be
to QE on Diana? Well then he can learn. Might as well make him like at least have the option
right instead of just assuming that he won't be able to do things. Now what I really don't
like about this game is that the town is already 2-0. I'm into it for every town player
Just drops 30 kills a game every game nowadays. It's all fucking retarded and broken in the champs
Dude what the fuck is going on wait
Anytime get the psh ever. Thank you
On this and we're gonna hear what's on crazy are you ready for it? Yeah with a buddy. Get right for it. Get right for it
Wow, that's really sad.
That's so sad.
I think if I go for this crab I'm not going to die.
Let's probably already look on this red then.
So my rod's up then that means there's nothing left here
I mean, I think it would have been better if we would have started charging the...
I can send Sousy to the nana.
It could be, honestly.
Alright, let's go down this way.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look on the, uh, folkare and let me
show you a find.
I'm going to be honest with you guys, is it a bit shady that we died there?
Yes.
Does it really matter?
Nah, I think we're in the middle of it.
I'm coping.
I think our best angle right now is honestly just finishing the clear and then we look on
the dragon.
Cause he's probably gonna wanna clear his grubs right so I think it's a good idea.
Okay, so we're going to now just go and play for the Glock and then after maybe I can even look on a Killing Sloth.
now thing that I'm worried about is that Talon did get his reset off so since the Talon
that it's reset off we'll be able to actually fight us on this probably. I think best angles
I just recall because if I sit and I die town it's like super insanely fucking horrible.
But if we reset and get our dusk and dawn then now we're in a very nice spot. And
then we'll get this and after this we can go for our isonias. Town has been broken
for 10 seasons I swear to god? Yeah, yes man. That's their champion for fucking retides.
And for some reason my dozen are from out of jungle which is the only role that even it's
always at. Like, unironically Talon mid is almost like not even viable because of all
broken Talon junglers. But yeah, Ryde doesn't see an issue. They're like, oh yeah,
That's like okay, I'll show you.
Okay, so we're going to do this, we're just going to like, uh, safely farm for a bit, and then
we're going to look for a fight soon.
it's hard at least or no game is
oh my god not again, not again bro, not again bro
Alright, well, anyways.
That's not going to be able to have even much for the top guy.
I was on Joe
not bad
we'll take those any day of the week
pike can you please go in
this genuinely looks so fucking good why are you scared
alright so we're not going to even hold our cure just gonna walk into town and
then die instantly
I mean it's just uh it's it's just like the the last game of the day classic you know I mean
Like that's unironically all I can call it it's just a last game of the day fucking classic
Yeah, bro, let's stream on top and waste all of our time trying to kill a sound that doesn't have a shutdown
what a great allocation of resources that was sarcasm it's not a great
allocation of resources that's the job now this on the other hand this looks good
see okay now we're getting it done that's nice that's fucking nice hey we take
those any day of the fucking week. We take those any day of the fucking week. God damn it.
I didn't get a rod buff from killing Talon so his might be up here. Ah! It's fucking
Christmas.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't? That's tackling the world.
Alright, so now we're going to get this and then afterwards if we just play on our...
I think I'll actually play bot to top.
Yeah, I'm sitting on 2000 gold but whether or not I buy right now doesn't make that much
of a difference.
About to top focus and to reset for dragon on a one minute timer seems really nice for us
Yo, you guys know motherfucking dollars give us a second world
We have to give this, our players on Dragonon, hopefully give everything else.
Now, mid gank is possible.
I'm open to it.
Alright, perfect, so I'll see if you don't need to take that.
And Moonflower there in the prime, and Jagalus there in the front, so I might.
Or Jagalus.
Okay, so now we'll get Rocketbelts and then we can start blowing towards our Zonias.
in a game-turning fight and like completely fucking
grouped everything, so I think we just lost.
OHHHHHHH
Alright.
He has no flash, he is there earlier to get away from me.
I'm not kidding, there might actually still be a chance we can win this one.
All we realistically need is for our Jace or Pyke to get Serpents, and we can actually
do something here.
Now what I would really want is if I could get the Talon Shruthon, Talon Shruthon would
be fucking insane.
Oh, please! Just wanna please! Oh, thank fucking god. Alright, she can also be a raven
character in this game too. It's not exciting to be a citizen, but I'm okay with it. Real
talk of match or co-fit. Okay, so now what we have to do is... I think I'm just
I'm gonna sell this and go towards Zonia's.
Tabi I feel like is overkill, so she's probably just buttered here.
I'm gonna run away.
Nice! Very good.
The only one you ask your Jace can you get certain second and he says yes, but then he
builds a Caulfields Warhammer so you know he literally is never getting that in second
because he doesn't build a lot of that.
Fucking liar.
I'm gonna look towards mid, maybe there's a chance he'll get actually want to fight
sure oh god fuck me and a loaf there in the
front welcome thank you I see have more
kills on the last game are guys I got
it last game I went doing fucking 12 you
can't really go lower than that. It's honestly kind of hard to even fucking match it.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't? Best hacker in the world.
A-Y-A-Y-E, Diana Power.
No.
Nice. I'm playing on this. I'm playing on this. I want this. I want this.
Listen, the second I see filios, and he walks up, I'm going on him, by the way.
That's why I'm saying my Q-Share, and now I can kill him.
I've been feeling down lately, but your streams have been helping me to move on and
be happy.
Save me from anything.
Gotcha buddy.
Remember one thing, Max, remember one thing.
Life is a highway, and people that you bring into your life that enter your life, they're
just passengers on the road of your life.
Once they leave, you still gotta continue down that road.
There will always be new passengers, not only about that, until one day you do find
the familiar one.
Okay, I really really really really really really wonder what I'm trying to do here, but I also want to farm.
I'm honestly at a strength level right now where...
It's just the game!
Oh shit, wait!
It's just the game!
Oh, my god, my professor!
Wait, he's going fucking crazy for you.
He just went fucking crazy where he saw the ton.
But thank you very much, I appreciate it.
I got you guys with this one, I'm fine.
Oh, this is sad.
You guys think she steals this?
Okay, you know what, fuck it, bro.
You're a fucking dumb piece of shit, but respect for that steal, honestly.
Okay, next item, I guess you have to have Rift Racker, don't you?
all right i'm gonna have to sell this one
If I don't subarren, it's game over. If I subarren, I think we're actually won.
Oh, why'd you walk around?
We definitely have to get Riftmaker and then after Riftmaker I think I'll probably get a Void stuff.
Just so I can function as like a genuine assassin too.
Yes I can do Bloodbutters, but getting Bloodbutters when I'm pretty much solo AP considering my Lissandra is down doesn't matter.
All right guys have very good news so RJS actually has serpents now we can fucking fight real shit
Nice! Good fucking shit, fucking cock suckers!
That's what I like to see.
I could be waiting under this wall.
I mean it's not that Phyllis is going to steal. I'm going to steal one of his genuis.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to recall and then afterwards we're just going to play top to bottom standard.
You know what you're calling.
Unless I want to group it, now I'm going to group with my team. I'm level 16 in Spike. I'm not going to fucking clear my camps anymore.
anymore. Talon players losing a game is fucking crazy, bro. You know about one thing of like
a Kanye West score is like 100 goals against like elementary scores? Loosing a game on
Talon is like being Kanye in that scenario and losing. Like how the fuck do you even
do that it's impossible
I wish I had a build after
Jace, you are only fucking champing with serpents, please group so we can teamfight, you're a
fucking retard.
They're on the fucking retarded.
I'm in Loki's, I'm in the game.
Oh no.
I mean like it just sucks out of fucking our flash through man and then I got knocked up
this is about to happen
like he we literally need his shield
destroyer for ever going to win these fights
yo you guys know motherfucking donald
uh... we might have an angle here
i think i'm just gonna folk there though
oh no
Nice.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Liss.
Permas stay on Trist, so you can Arthalan.
It's our wincon, I will engage.
Okay?
Because the thing is, oh wait, no, mind, our fucking lasong is a fucking uh,
we have fucking Helen Calormiddlin in this game,
They'll blind that mute inside joins the game instant fucking deafens so now it's like a rigid Helen Keller simulator
Cheers dude. That's like you sit there and you're screaming Helen Helen do this you can make a billion dollars
And she's like playing the piano
Like fucking why do you die fucking dog dude cheers, okay, maybe we can actually play on the blue though
town wants this red, town wants this red, he wants this red, i promise he wants this red
I told you once it's
Perfect that's what we're fucking looking for they should walk up for vision. I'm a fucking wood
Okay, silence top, it's our only tank, 4 cent, 4 cent, he's retarded.
Dude, the enemy's on us, they're pulling a fucking R team Jace.
Okay, he's recalling now though.
Wait, silence top?
We can actually win.
We actually can win.
oh my god reaction one no reaction one we fucking win
It's like, stuck in the mask and feel like they smell.
Is it a turn off?
Yeah.
You want me to get high a little, baby?
I actually want you to just kill yourself.
OK, what if I do, if I slash my throat in front of you?
OK, we're married.
I'll get all the money.
Shit.
I need to outlive you just so you never get the will.
Okay, I know the code for your MasterCard.
Shit.
Alright, we might have an issue.
That's what I'm saying, bitch.
That's what I'm saying.
Do you want to order food or something?
No.
Why?
Do you think I can just come in here and talk?
Yeah, most of the time you come in here is because you want food.
No, this time.
Alright.
Are you playing Pokopia?
No.
Are you watching shows?
No.
Do you want to watch shows?
why don't you watch that one of the the Spanish lady that we saw the preview
today okay what about the movie with Cole Sprouse the follow-up today okay
what about any other movies that you have on your list nice high-five
Thank you, thank you, because you're my little bitch.
I'm down to us.
What?
It's enough, it's so enough with you.
What?
It's so enough with you.
Long hair on your chest, disgusting.
You want to get pegged in the ass, super gay,
not disgusting, but a little bit questionable.
We masters, disgusting.
Sitting here, not having any motivation, this guy.
I do have motivation.
You have fucking a mouth, like your mouth constructs.
It's like a horse.
And then when you, eeah!
Eeah!
Eeah!
Eeah!
Eeah!
I want to get a divorce.
I don't want this anymore.
Too bad, till that to us part woman, you're stuck with me.
Bitch, you'll step on my fucking foot.
your fingers in my throat now.
Okay, I didn't think you would actually do it to me, sorry.
Yeah, I really, I did.
I only, you asked for it and I just said what you asked me to do.
Okay.
Why is your nipples not showing today?
I don't know.
Anyway, I'm going to be coaching Jinx soon.
Yeah, but tune is not now, right?
thoughts in like like two or three minutes.
My man!
You just said
Stop!
Alright guys we have no delay anymore.
One time by accident.
One time by accident.
He also has Pete on me
because he has a pee fetish.
It's disgusting.
Get some help.
You're a sick whore.
Here, this is the cat he pissed off.
Look how cute he is.
okay okay look let me explain it's because he jumped on top of the
toilet so I pissed on him everyone's been there
because you have a dick that's why you haven't been there
the shop on okay baby go find something to do
Have I enjoyed where I am right now?
Wait, what if you did the dishes?
What?
Oh, or the laundry.
What?
I can even help you-
Oh yeah, sure, we can do the laundry.
Get off stream and help me.
Cause I can carry that.
Okay, put it together and then I'll-
That's what I thought.
It's already put together.
Piece of shit.
Bitch, you was one step forward.
Don't try me, don't try me, talk to your mom.
Yo, you guys know nothing about the world.
Stop Wilbert, stop Wilbert, stop Wilbert, enough.
You're the worst sister ever.
Okay, don't choose family, you choose life partners.
Real?
Still choose me
Other sister heading you
It's called love
Real see he's an emotional manipulator and abuser
Okay, when's the last time I emotionally abused you?
I don't know what when I literally
Literally was sitting on the couch and I farted big time and then you like covered your nose
And then I said, oh no, it stinks, Ben.
You're like, no.
And we both could smell it.
Your piece of shit for a liar, a liar manipulator.
Yep.
Oh.
Yeah?
I'm not going to lie.
Sometimes I smell like my bodily fluids
when they smell horrible just because it's
like so interesting that my body can produce that.
You know what I mean?
You said it's you like your fart smells.
Yeah, that means you're high IQ.
You're kind of disgusting, I just realized.
Yeah, I am.
I went to the toilet two days ago and that just didn't flush
your shit.
Yeah, OK.
No, if I did it was like a misclick,
because I didn't hold it down long enough.
Because I always press it.
But sometimes I just don't hold it.
It's like when you play Warwick, sometimes you press
you or hold Q. Sometimes I just don't hold Q.
uncomfortable, very disgusting story for my childhood.
Sure.
So when I was like around six years old, I had like a girl
over at my grandma's place, and we had a seat over at my
grandma's. And we want to go bathing, right? And if you're
a young kid, like going bathing together, it's not very
uncommon. So at some point, we go into the bathtub
together, and she goes before me, and then there's these
brown little things floating around. And I'm like,
What is that? I didn't know. She was like, I don't know.
So I grabbed it.
Wait, were you retarded?
Like, it didn't look like shit.
So I grabbed it and I smelled it.
I was like, this is cheese.
So then the next day, my grandma came up to me
and she was like, Laura, I didn't want to say anything.
But when you both went to bathe,
I saw the girls underwear.
She literally dyed react into her underwear
and then went into the bathroom without cleaning herself.
So I touched some other girl's diarrhea.
That's some disgusting ass shit, dude.
Did you eat it after?
What's wrong with you?
I just want to know the false story.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I just want to know the false story.
Did you or didn't you?
Not this.
I was like eight years old.
That doesn't answer my question.
I didn't.
Okay.
You're one weird motherfucker.
Me and my brother used to piss in the pot at the same time.
No, you wanna know what that just used to jerk off into a grapefruit
and spit above of his brother's.
No, not above my brother's.
Are you retarded?
No, she's retarded.
No, no, maybe, maybe my viewers didn't know the story.
I jerked off my penis with a grapefruit,
But I used my brother's PC.
You said I jerked off my brother with a grapefruit.
That's, yes, that's, you just said.
You jerked yourself off with a grapefruit
on top of your brother's PC.
Guys, guys, am I crazy?
She just said I jerked off my brother.
I never said that.
She didn't?
I never said that.
Wait, am I crazy?
I never said that.
I literally, why did you want to say that?
Why did you think I said that?
No, that's actually, no, no, let me just tell you that that's actually crazy.
Like, I might genuinely need therapy because the thing is that I genuinely heard it and I believe that from Bob my heart that he said that.
I'm really unstable for saying that. Are you disgusting?
Do you want to jerk off your brother with a grapefruit?
No, no, obviously I don't want to jerk my brother off.
Like, it was literally that I jerked myself off at my brother's PC with a grapefruit.
You're disgusting.
What?
No!
You know what's actually disgusting?
That you told your mother that if she would look like me you would fuck her!
That's something!
Okay.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
I won't compliment my wife anymore.
My bad.
Like, dude, are we serious?
Oh, hey, Jinxie's calling.
Hey, where is he?
Oh, yo, what's up, Jinxie?
I just joined it too.
The hell type of shit was that?
Something about banging his mom?
Okay, yo, Jinxy, let me clear the facts, are you listening?
I've just joined your stream and your girlfriend said that you said if you were her mom, you
would be here?
No, no, no, no, no.
So I thought, because you know how me and you were autistic?
So one time I thought that I could give my wife a good compliment by saying that if
my mom looked and was exactly the same as her that I would be in an intimate relationship
with her because of how much I love my wife but for some reason now she uses it
against me does that make sense so you told your wife sorry wife you told your
wife that if she looked if your mom looked exactly like your wife you would
be an intimate relationship with your mom yeah it's like the thing of like
would you love me if I was a worm like Jinxie Jinxie it's like imagine
Okay, you have a you have a girlfriend, right?
Yes, okay if your girlfriend right imagine was like Jinxie if I was your mom would we still be together?
What would your answer be?
That's cap that's cap bro
Jesus, bro, I don't know, man. I don't know. I honestly don't know.
Okay, okay. Here, let me ask you a different question. Okay. Let me ask you a different question.
If your girlfriend could either lose one finger or you lose both your arms and both your legs,
What would you choose?
So wait
I'm gonna be honest bro part of the finger if I lose both my arms and both my
Bro if I lose both my arms and both my legs wouldn't I just bleed out on the floor and die? Yeah, but okay. That's our boyfriend
So what would you do, bro? You would change all your arms and legs off and then die?
No, probably not, but I'll judge you for not being willing to do it.
Okay, so Jinxie, are the rumors true?
What are the rumors, bro? Please, what are the rumors?
The rumors are that you said you don't want to play Warwick because you feel like he doesn't
scale that well yes those are the rumors yes okay so let me ask you a
question do you think that you holding Q would actually not be enough for you to
win games on Warwick bro me how bro my cousin and my brother told me to play
master you dude jingsy jingsy if your cousin and your brother watched you
run around the map searching for the fucking one piece for 45 seconds
yesterday while your wolves and your gromp are up, I don't think they would tell you to
play Master Yi. You know what I mean?
Why is Yi harder, Raul? Why? Why?
Okay, because the thing about Yi is that Yi doesn't build any health, and he doesn't
have any form of healing besides his like W. So when you're going on Yi, you just die
unless you play it perfect. What can actually make shit happen?
Bro, perfect isn't a word. How the shit out?
Okay, bro.
Perfect is not a word.
It's perfect.
Say perfect.
Say perfect.
say say perfect bro perfect perfect perfect no no do do do just say perfect
perfect I don't know okay wait okay Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie say D's nuts got you
now you're actually a bad person for that bro say D's D's nuts
I'm going to pee and then I'm going to play Yee, because fuck you, coach.
Okay, wait, do you actually want to play Yee or do you want to learn something new?
Because it's up to you.
Me how?
I don't know.
Let me pee.
Let me pee.
Let me pee.
Let me pee.
Let me pee.
Wait, guys, I have a question.
Is the reason why you guys call him Junko because he always stands up with his junk
in the camera?
Is that where it comes from?
Because the more that I think about it, the more that I feel like it's got
to be that, right? Now he just stands up and it's like his junk's like in your face, rough.
You have no fucking Donald! Best Hecarim in the world!
Wait, you know what we should Loki do as training? Dude, imagine one day I did a training where
Jinxie has to wear like a Speedo and he's not allowed to bring anything else and it's
a loose Speedo. And then as mental training, I forced him to watch like, uh, like different
lead character Hentai and if he gets a boner, he gets punched in the stomach as hard
I can like as hard as I can punch him so it's here like do you guys ever see that one like family guy episode where they put like
The ceiling final where quagmire's penis to stop him from being like a porn addict
It's like I show him fucking like I don't know like Warwick plowing the shit out of like Nidalee or something
And then it's like he gets a boner
Loki we might have to do that on another streaming platform though to be fair
Yo, uh, hi boys, do me a favor, I want you to click on his profile and I want you to
open up one of his recent games I played off stream.
I want you to look at the replay, but let's see what, uh, let's see why he thinks that
Warwick can't actually scale.
Yep, so you click that and then match, Husser.
Yep.
Oh fuck, he's coming back.
Alright, everyone pretend like nothing happened.
So our little secret, if you tell anyone I'll fucking kill you, you're not going to tell
anybody about this.
But I said to you guys here, nobody's going to know.
Okay?
So listen up.
Hi guys, why are you touching shit?
Hi guys, why are you touching shit?
Hi guys, why are you touching shit?
So listen up, contest.
That's good, Jinxie.
Miho.
Who am I more likely to get a pen to kill along, Yi or Warwick?
Warwick.
I'm not fucking laughing, bro, that's just how I talk.
I'm a happy person, so I talk with a smile.
Is that an issue?
Don't gaslight me, continue.
Dude, Jinxie, do you really think that I could ever gaslight you, bro?
Do you think that I think you're stupid enough to be gaslit?
Wait, wait, no, no, no, you're gaslighting me right now!
You're gaslighting me right now!
Wait, dude, you're the one gaslighting me.
Jinxy, I know how smart you are.
Why would I ever try to gaslight you?
That's something that only stupid people fall victim to.
Like, do you think that I'm a dumb person?
Like, why would I ever try gaslighting you?
Think about it.
You're gaslighting me right now!
Okay, listen, bro, bro, listen, I don't know who you're talking to.
I don't know what your friends are telling you.
are telling you, I don't know what's going on behind the scenes, but whatever they're
saying about how I talk to you, just know that they don't have your best interest in
mind, Jin.
See, I'm the only one that can actually tell you how things really are.
So when they filled your head with all these lies about gaslighting, just know that they
don't want what's best for you, bro.
They want Ms. We Love's company, bro.
They want to keep you down.
Do you understand?
Okay, I got it.
Okay.
Okay, so listen
Do you if you really want to do mastery will do mastery?
But if you tell me that you can hold Q on Warwick we can do Warwick. I can't hold Q
But the thing is you can bro. No shut this shit down
What's your fixation with Warwick? Do you jerk off to Warwick or something?
Yeah, but it has nothing to do with why it's how you to play it
It's like some simple brain dead champ that's only going to work in silver, bro.
If I want to ascend and be a true chat, I'm going to get good at yeet.
That's the most tired thing I've ever heard.
You know what it's like, Jinxie?
You know what it's like?
Why?
Why?
It's like, imagine, okay, imagine I'm like the playground teacher and I'm bored, right?
So I decide that I'm going to make my entire class of like school children fight each other
to the death for my entertainment, right?
And it's like you're sitting there and you're like, all right, I'm going to start fighting.
So I tell you, all right, listen, you're like six years old, you weigh 40 pounds.
We don't want to give you a big sword because you won't be able to wield it.
So let's give you a pointy stick that you can just stab people with, right?
Okay.
And then it's like you're grabbing that stick and you're stabbing yourself in the stomach multiple times
And then when I tell you I'm like, okay, listen, listen, Jinxie
Stop stabbing yourself like if you just stop stabbing yourself
Nobody else on the playground has a chance and then it's like you're like, okay, gotcha
And you keep fucking like stabbing yourself like you're just like you're just stabbing and stabbing and stabbing and stabbing
And then it's like I'm like dude fuck just stop and then one day you come up to me
You're like yeah, I'm gonna be honest the reason why I'm losing all these playground battles
Is because I don't have a sword it's like what the fuck do you think the sword is going to accomplish, you can see
Okay, you're right dude. Yep
I'll get on the Warwick like a good boy
All right, listen listen up. You're basically saying giving me master Yi in iron
To it's like giving a toddler of a Zuka
Yeah, but like a toddler with a learning disability
Hey, watch that shit, dude.
My bad, my bad.
Okay, listen, are you ready for it though?
I mean, yeah, I'm ready.
No, okay, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
I actually have a good analogy for you.
It's like imagine you're a toddler with a bazooka,
and we need you to blow up the tanks from the people that are invading our country, right?
but then it's like you locking in mastery is like you've phoned the bazooka with rocks
all right bro i got you
but then it's like basically saying you want me to play warwick till the end of time until
i pass Ludwig
uh...
not until the end of time bro like
listen if you ever come up to me one day
because jing see what's the most important thing about league
uh...
you said so many things but i think to make other people miserable or something
uh... that's part of it but it's also to have fun
so if you're telling me don't have some of the honest
when i play warwick i'm miserable
then you shouldn't keep playing warwick does that make sense
don't have to talk to me the whole point of league was to ruin everybody else
it is it is but the thing is you need to enjoy yourself while you do it right
because imagine i sit there
And I tell you, Jinxie, I want you to run around New York
punching grandmothers, right?
But then it's like you get to a point
where you're only punching the grandmothers of your friends,
right?
Like eventually, one day, you're going
to be like, damn, this kind of sucks,
because now no one wants to hang out with me anymore.
So it's like, maybe we should punch our bullies,
grandmothers.
Does that make sense?
OK.
Ron fighting.
Why does this matter?
Why does Ron fighting matter?
OK.
Like guys, what run fighting?
Lock in, bro.
All right, so now, Jynxie, you're on the Warwick this game.
So what we're gonna have to do right now
more than anything else is we're gonna have to get you
the mindset of you having that dog in you.
Are you ready?
Okay, so how do I get in that mindset?
Okay, so in order for you to get in the mindset
of you having that dog in you,
I want you to get ready to scream, okay?
And then repeat after me.
all right all right
fuck i knew i should have come to the dog park today
fuck i knew i shouldn't have come to the dog park today
yo bro you need good guys
how many hours have you been streaming today?
uh almost done
And you've just been playing ranked league legends for 10 hours.
Uh, no, I was playing Warcraft 3 for the first, like, 3 event.
Why do you play Warcraft, downtown?
Because I'm playing in the tournament, and I'm against Tyler once tomorrow, so I need to make him miserable.
Okay, got it.
Got it.
Okay, got it.
Alright, Jynx, you share your screen.
Yo, uh, here's the thing.
Every time I play Warwick, my entire chat just has to hold Q.
Earlier today I was playing chess. Let me repeat that chess and they were typing hold cue
So I like I don't I don't know what to do this whole cue shit. It's gonna be the death of me bro
Okay, so you want to know how you can fix it?
How about holding cue?
Holy shit, you already know the answer
Also, Jeng see I had a good idea
So imagine I don't actually hit challenger by the 27th, right?
And then I have to come to Florida so you can beat me up, right?
I thought of a good mental training exercise that we can do for you.
So we make you stand in the room, in the middle of a room with a camera on you, and
you're wearing nothing but a loose Speedo.
And then for mental training, what I do is I show you different erotic images of different
League of Legends characters and if you ever get a boner, I sock you in the belly.
Yo, um, bro, you gotta be on some type of a list or something, bro.
But think of the YouTube title, okay, listen, one boner equals one punch, League of Legends
addition. So you want to do a segment where I'm at a loose speed up and you show me erotic
images of League of Legends characters and every time I get hard why is my chat typing
deal? Every time I get hard you punch me. Yeah I give you one good sock in the stomach.
Wait so, DotS, you have 11 days to get Challenger and if you don't get Challenger
I get to punch you. Oh yeah that was the deal. Wait could I spank you on my stream? Is that a
loud? Yeah but only if I'm being bent over your knee though. Do you want to be bent over my knee?
Yep and you know what we can even do? So what I'll do is I'll wear a diaper and have like a
pacifier and then you can start going to a naughty boy and then just going fucking wild on me.
It'll be like the new unreleased episode of Euphoria.
Oh my God.
Wait, so how close do you to Shabba?
Because didn't you sell getting grandmaster yesterday?
You know what it's like when you say that, Jynxie?
Yeah, what's up?
It's like you have a guy that has $950,000,
and if he gets a million dollars,
he's going to be able to pay off all of his debts
and he's going to be able to actually live life again.
But then he does one dad trade one day
and he goes all the way down to like $400,000.
And then he's like standing in the middle of a room
on top of a little stool with a rope around his neck
and you come up to him and you're like,
damn dude, why are you gonna jump?
Didn't you almost have a million dollars yesterday?
It's like, what the fuck would you ever say that,
Jensi?
I'm sorry.
Bro, but also didn't you go 0 and 13 today?
And then it's like he sits there, right?
And you know he has a loaded gun in his left hand?
And then you're like, yeah, but bro, don't worry.
At least your kids will never be able to afford college.
It's like, why the fuck are you making it even worse?
I'm sorry, bro.
Sorry.
OK, so now what are we going to do here?
Talk to me.
We're going to look on the red buff, save our smite
for the second camp.
Oh, type Sasha, FF.
We just did an 18 minute queue.
What happened?
Okay, so I have bad news.
It doesn't look like your team wants to remake, so you might have to win this game.
4v5.
I'm not even shitting you.
I've never seen this before.
Oh, never mind.
So let me get this straight.
May I have the floor?
yep so we just sat in this dog shit riot plant for like nine minutes
literally nine minutes and as soon as we loaded to the game it's a remake
because our teammate left well to be fair it was two minutes of Q and seven
minutes of vape break
What are you reading, bro?
Hey!
Just go over to this guy's chat!
Bro, what's the guy's reading?
Alright, so now the good news is you won't get autofill for 2 more games.
What does that mean?
So sometimes, you know how there are different roles like jungle, mid, top, ADC support?
Yeah.
So, sometimes, even though you can only choose two, Riot decides to fucking throw you to the
wolves and you get something called the autofilled, which means you just got put on a round and
roll that you got zero experience on.
Wait, so, okay.
Wait, I always wondered that.
Okay, so, if I Q jungle majority of the time, Riot's gonna put me in a jungle game.
Yep.
But, like, one in every ten times, they just throw me at me or something or top?
Yep.
So the reason why millions of players so I'll explain it to you the thing about is
that sometimes there's a thing where like a rider has a bad day at work right
so what he does is he gets out his PC and his boss is gonna tell him hey man can
you work on the skins today but then that rider because he had a bad day at
work is gonna be like fuck this skins let me see what Jinx he's up to so
he's gonna open up your stream he's gonna log into the backend servers and
and he's gonna try to find you the foremost disgusting rejects to put on your team
just so he knows for a fact that you're gonna be more miserable for the next 30 minutes and he's been
does that make sense?
bro
and the reason why the league of legends is such a torturous fucking game
is because like when you lose
oh god wait no wait wait this is bad jingsy
uh lock in Diana whoo-hoo-hoo yep that one all right you're about to learn Diana
right now they banned uh master you and they locked in Warwick okay we're gonna
have to lock the fuck in this game so what you're gonna do oh shit okay so
what you're gonna do is go to your room right yeah probably but it's fine just
go to your rooms go to your rooms rooms fast okay now do the second room
page.
I've never played this girl.
Yeah, I know.
That's why we're in for a little bit of a doozy.
But you might actually find your bread and butter.
So this is what it is, okay?
Your W, you press it, you don't need to do anything else.
Your Q is the thing that you throw, right?
It's the thing that you throw, so it's a skill shot.
Your E, you use it as a dash to anybody that gets hit by your Q.
So all you have to know for now, okay?
Okay, what about my R, buddy?
Yeah, we don't have to worry about your ult.
You're probably not gonna land it anyways.
Yo, is this just me or like,
what type of fucking coach is this?
Seriously, we don't have to worry about your ult.
You're not gonna land it.
Okay, Jynxie, Jynxie, imagine you get a-
Bro, I'll slap the dog shit out of you.
Okay, listen, listen, imagine you get a math teacher
and you have a test on like addition.
and you try learning subtraction and your teacher says let's keep you on
addition
is that a good tutor or is it a bad tutor be honest with me
good tutor exactly so the thing is that I'm just trying to not
overload you with information because the problem with you is that when you get
too much information
you don't use any of it so I'm giving you the absolute bare minimum
so I want to just press Q see what it does just press Q
Press Q, press Q, press Q, just press Q, press Q, yep.
Okay, so now I want you to hover over your Q.
Just hover over it.
So I want you to click on the Q,
but don't click again, just click it.
And I want you just like, yep.
So that's the range of your Q, all right?
So what you do is you just have to throw out
exactly like that.
So while you're fighting and you're clearing,
you're just gonna Q the red buff
and you're gonna keep Qing.
Your passive is every time you use an ability, you get to attack faster for a little bit.
So you never want to use all your abilities at once while you're clearing.
It's kind of like you go Q, E, then you wait 2 seconds, W, etc. You understand?
Yo, job test, what about the Invade?
What about the Invade?
Yeah, you don't have to worry, you're not getting invaded.
Are you sure?
Yeah, well listen, we'll hope for the best.
So now just go for the, keep killing, keep killing.
This is good, keep killing.
You're doing good. Smite it. Smite your first camp.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, bro.
Is she tanky or no?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, so now walk up, control W.
Alright? And now I want you to Q, Q the Krugs.
Just hover over the Krug Cram.
Because don't forget, your Q has a long range.
You don't just want to melee Q.
Now press W, now press W.
So look, you're W, you get a shield,
and it does damage around you, okay?
So think of it like you attach like C4s to your chest,
and they explode, but they also give you health, alright?
Got it.
Okay.
But, Jinxie, the thing is you really have to use your Q to like, uh, hit the cam first.
So now when you walk to this, I want you to like, click on the Q and then just see
the range of it.
There you go, see, good, good, good fucking shit, Jinxie.
Press W, W, W.
Let's not forget our W. It's looking fucking good right now.
Alright, this is good.
I'm liking what I'm fucking seeing.
student w fucking student okay so now what you're gonna do you're gonna cue the
wolves when you're close enough and then you're gonna press e on the big one right
e on the big one there you go so now the way it works jane see is when you know
okay so you see how your e is on cooldown now exactly so the thing is
that you see this little like line above the wolf when you cue it I want you
to cue the blue buff and look at the line that appears above it that's
you okay that line it means that if you eat a wet if you press E on top of it
then it doesn't put your E on cooldown okay so now Q and then eat once E once E
once but it doesn't last forever yep see now it's on cooldown because it only
lasts like three seconds so you really have to like Q E you understand right
now go to your go do your grump I think this is the fastest folklore I've
ever seen you do W this might actually be your new champ W all right this is
It's good fucking good shit junko. Let's get the fuck done right now. We have one or two games in us, right?
I'm pretty sure so it's got the fucking iron one and let's start taking it takes two to tango
Yep, listen, let's let's start gapping these motherfuckers. Let's let's do it, bro
Let's fucking gap them like when the UK and we're looking at people's front teeth. Does that make sense?
Yep. All right, so now press Q on this and then eat Q and then eat
Oh, okay. So remember you want to cue use your cue whether they're gonna walk does that make sense?
Yeah
Okay, so now I want you to sit in this bush sit in this bush. Just sit there. John bought let's run bought a bit
Okay, I'll recall just recall your crux are coming up. Let's recall. So now I want to press P
Bro, do you ever get random boners? I have a random boner right now. I'm not it's it's not random
Jane see it's not random after you fucking did that folklier timer right click the dusk and on after that folklier
timer that I saw from you I almost popped the fucking that little half-chub as well
and I'm pretty sure half of this shot has one too. That boner is deserved. That's an
earned boner. I'm not going to stand up on everything I love, on everything I love. I have a random boner right now.
Okay, so Jynxie this is what we're going to do. After you finish this full clear, we're going to reward you. I want you to stroke it twice.
So now every time you do one clear, remember to press your E and W. When
you do not forget to like waste your abilities, you're going to give yourself
yourself one stroke as like a fucking reward. We're gonna train you into using your abilities.
Does that make sense?
Uh, did Faker do this?
Well probably, dude, but that's besides the point, though. You're not just gonna be Faker.
You're gonna be better than fucking Faker. You're fucking Jinxy, bitch, and you know what the fuck that means.
So now press your Q and then E on top of it. E on the big one. Yep, there you go.
That's how you wanna do it. And now you just hold your E until you Q again.
Alright, this is good. That's what I like to see. So now go do the wolves. Control Q,
Control Q, Control Q.
Yo, you didn't talk about my R, bro.
Yeah, but we'll get to your R later. That's too much for you right now. Just Q E-
Bro!
Jinxie, listen, at one point I'll randomly just how you press R, and you're gonna
press it and you're gonna see what it does. I'm not gonna explain it. Just focus
on the game for now, please.
Alright, Kaden.
Alright, after you finish this grump, you give yourself three strokes as a reward.
Now, Joanbot.
Okay, you cannot fight Warwick.
Okay, your young is here. Go, go, walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up.
Joan, Joan, young, Joan on the- Oh my God.
Joan on the young.
Okay, you're gonna go for this.
Now, I want you to Q and then- Okay, that's fine.
Okay, E on the emumu, E on the emumu.
Even if you don't Q, that's fine.
E and then press W, and now Q.
Oh my God.
Okay, W, W, W.
Nice! Nice! Now try to back up. Good.
Nice. They're all dead. They're all dead.
Maybe not. Morc's broken as fuck.
Okay, so now Jinxy, right click on the dusk and on. Right click on the dusk and on.
Right click on the dusk and on. Yep.
Yo! Hey! I'm responding! Relax!
Jinxy! Jinxy! I'm not saying this shit, because I fucking like the sound of my own voice.
I'm saying this so that you can understand, go to your red buff,
so you can understand that even when you're playing off-stream,
There are certain things that you have to do always when you die you open shop, and you buy you can buy while you're dead
Right, so you shop while you're dead. So when you respawn you don't have to waste time. Do you understand?
Yeah, yo don't ask after warwick killed me. He stood still for four seconds. Yeah, what do we call that watching the stream?
Yeah, what do what we call that though?
Streams like in those terms. Yeah, and also Billy dallying. So now it's like you're seeing in real time
What it looks like when these people do this fucking like random dumb shit, right?
Yeah, good. Yep scenario user Q so Jamesy don't forget
I want you to hover over your Q right now just hover over it like hover over the there
So I want you to just see how much range it has okay like finish this walk to your your Raptors
Like I want you to use your Q at almost like the max range. So I click on it
Click on it. Look at that range. Okay. I want you to almost use that like the max range
There you go. That's what I like to see and then you can eat max range too
So you can actually get to people like close as fuck Jinxie
You're the fucking jibler, bro
You're like smelling all this weird shit and you're fucking dashing into the mix where you fucking go crazy does that make sense?
Yes, sir. All right. So now when this bonds, let's use our cue
All right, and I'll remember we remember when you use your cue
I want it to be muscle memory that you queue and then you eat I want I want it to be muscle memory Jensie if you queue
What do you use?
Exactly, yes, but only if your queue lands. Okay, so now do your grump your grump and then your blue grump and then your blue
Grump blue grump blue. Yep. So now QE. I want to see the QE. I want to see the QE
There you go. Okay, but don't click it twice though. Okay
No, you didn't if you only clicked it once it wouldn't be on cooldown you clicked it twice
Okay, so now while you're clearing this blue, I want you to drone bot. Let's drone bot because Warwick is going bot now
We need to see what's happening. Press W. Press W. Press W. You don't- okay. Now drone bot, drone bot
Let's see what's happening. Okay, we could maybe look for bot gank them. This looks good
So now I want you to QE, QE, remember E, E, good. And now walk bot, walk bot
A, the Jettler, the Jettler is sensing something right now. Your jitty senses are tingling, aren't they?
Okay, go to the dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, they're recalling, and they recall, that's
prime time for this dragon.
I want you to sit there, and I want you to take this dragon, and then I want you to
type, my jitty senses are tingling.
Wait, hello?
Am I supposed to just like break?
Yo, hello?
He crashed?
Wait, what the fuck?
Yo, James, are you here?
He got DDoS'd? Yeah, but I've never seen before him getting DDoS'd and then afterwards his discord crashing too.
Normally it's just like this stream. Wait, what the fuck? Wait, what? Maybe his power went out?
Is there a power outage in the Florida area?
Probably a power outage.
spectators game now there's someone in me specating because it's a three minute delay
You have his phone number? Oh, true, true I do. Wait a moment, call him.
Wait, oh wait, wait, was that actually him? I thought that was a voicemail. Am I retarded? I like, wait, one sec.
Yeah, okay, you're on speaker now, Juan.
Yeah, no, it's, uh, okay, alright, it's, uh, fuck me.
Because like I've never seen it blow up your discord too normally it's just like your stream, you know
Yeah, did you talk to your ISP into giving you like a dynamic IP?
I have one, I just have to swap it.
Okay, gotcha.
Alright, I'll just wait then, okay?
Alright, wait then.
Look, I might not be able to get back, but I'll stay here.
Okay, yeah, just ask me in like 5, 10 minutes, whatever, and let me know.
I'll just wait.
Alright, kid.
Yeah!
I'll see you soon.
Jesus.
Oh man.
He told Hivise to pull the Ethernet.
Well now he said that he can like change his IP dynamically.
Getting DDoS by a chud, real.
Did the DDoS come from League?
No, it's because there's been this one guy that's been DDoSing him for like weeks now.
This one guy's been like DDoSing him for weeks.
Guys, out of curiosity, did it happen from even before his tournament that he hosted?
Like out of curiosity, because I know that like ever since the tournament, that was the first time that I saw it.
Wait, so how long has it been going on for?
And does he know who it is?
It's been months.
Since December, oh, yeah, what's up, oh, okay, wait, hold on, what's up, guys?
Yeah, guys, so, Jinxie will probably be coming back in the next like 5-10 minutes.
Yeah, guys, so, Jinxie will probably be coming back in the next like 5-10 minutes.
It's been months, but he then he got it fixed, but then they found his new IP
Really Jesus
Do reacts
Bro this isn't a fucking stream segment dickhead we're waiting for him to come back
So then afterwards we can like get him to iron one. This isn't a fucking segment asshole
What do you mean fucking do reacts? Oh guys like what the fuck?
Adontas it's cooked. Oh
Shit, okay. All right. Well anyways, I
Guess we'll be back with the
I'll be back with like League tomorrow than probably but uh, then
All right anyways, I'll see you Janksie viewers
I'm not actually fucked though
That's actually fucked though Jesus Christ
W ads? Wait did ads run? Oh, I never run them like, I never run them, it's just automatic.
You need to get GM tonight now. Oh god, do you guys think we actually can? We're like,
wait what kind of question is that? We're four wins away. What the fuck do I mean? Do
do you think i actually can
kinda fucking like
pussy and the fucking pussy answer is that bro
do you guys actually think we can get you out like what the fuck?
if not you, who else, yeah, let me just, uh,
I'm gonna have to drink some. Give me one second, I'm gonna do it.
Alright, we should be good.
Alright, there we go, we're good now.
He's gonna have to lay chill?
Yeah, okay guys, so type 1 if you guys want to see a magic trick.
Who wants to see a magic trick?
Alright, you guys want to see a magic trick? Check this out.
Abra?
Kata Abra!
Alright, there we go. We're good now.
He's going to have to lay chill.
Yeah, okay guys.
So, type 1 if you guys want to see a magic trick.
Who wants to see a magic trick?
Oh, wait, you must turn it back.
Okay, we're good.
All right, you guys want to see magic shake? Check this out.
Abra?
Kedabra!
All right, we're good.
Okay, so we're, I think like four ones away from GM. I don't think we'll be able, I'm
gonna be honest like, I think heading into night might be a bit rough. But it should
be chill though. It's a time loop. Yeah, no because the thing is that there's this
like app out there that's called instant delay and what it essentially does is it
makes it so you're able to like add delay to your stream while you're actually live
so you know how there's like a how like for example when Jinxie adds or moves
delay on on fucking a I rolled toolkit it makes it so that he has like this
screen where it says that connection is lost well the thing about this app is
it just like runs it back like 30 seconds or however long you put it's
it's like 15 seconds not like 30 second delay
30 second delay
the thing is that as a league shimmer 30 second delay is like the bare minimum
but then afterwards if you go like 45 it's like perfect
like 45 you're never gonna get ghosted literally ever
it's actually insane
and uh... claudie there in the prime welcome and uh... adept there in the prime of the
soul, shawson there in the gift, chile there in the
six months, welcome back
uh... talks and there in the sub mercury joshie marty
uh... gunsmoke echo casunia thing as well the services all
they guys and the doctor there's something
how many years into diamond one lots of fucked up question-task
is you see done yeah unfortunately bro
it sucks to because i that was actually like i think that was going to be
one of like the best games to
but i don't know about coaching and i don't know
that very felic was on party maybe be the best like session yet
the parts of the country like peak everything was good
and then it's just like the fucking details in pieces it's come back for
all man
not actually so she did up
but i don't think that's because i said i
i didn't have to do it that specifically but i don't know if it's a matter
of truth but i don't think it's placed
uh... when i live there like two years ago
and there's nothing worse than that brother streamer
because it's like
you just want to sit there and you want to have fun and then always having this
like fear
of like oh well what if things like go bad
what if it ends like
what if now it happens like it's here to worship
and it's here in the five years of pre-shad
thank you
and uh... clancy there is a lot of stars and a lot of fun too
thank you guys
i think we're gonna do diana game here by the way
We did a Diana vs. Hound game last game and it felt pretty good, so I think we're going to do another one here.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't you?
I have a Diana skin!
What the fuck?
But this looks sick.
He's actually focusing on Contra and the Diana too.
Bro, his Diana was looking good as fuck.
Like it was actually looking good as fuck.
I'm telling you, I messaged him, I was saying if you liked it then maybe we can actually run it back.
And the Darius then, Primal Soul. Thank you.
If you run Max adds, you're gay.
My adds are on the minimum setting.
Because the thing is, I never used to run adds ever.
Because I always used to tell everybody that it would feel shitty to me to run adds.
Because like, when I was like a Twitch viewer when I was like 16, I had never subbed anyone, you know?
But I would still enjoy streams so because I never wanted to run ads because it like fucks with the experience
You know, it's kind of shitty
But then the problem is that twitch like made a bunch of new things and they fucked with things to a level where it's like
Now you have to run at least three minutes because if you don't run at least three minutes of ads
Then whenever people click on your stream they get hit with a pre-roll app
I'm not just completely tanks your entire stream
Because like the issues that nobody wants to sit through like a 30 second ad went the first time they click right like
they're gonna sit there and be like yeah fuck this shit I'm just gonna like watch
them else go runes now we have the good runes you have the good runes and that
a coup there in the farm welcome thank you he's kind of moving on the dana no
she genuinely was the genuine was like his honor was looking good and I think
it's gonna help him so much to like skill shots like I'm telling guys I
don't think Jinx he's that bad I swear to God I really don't think he's
that bad because like the way that he was clicking and everything it wasn't bad
like once he understands a range of her trim telling you he could actually be a
very good Diana and with the chapel of Diana Warwick and maybe even a bit of
year for the second game for it it now could be very good like I have very
high hopes friend
and a sir Bob there in the front walking thank you
When I'm into Jengzee he got DDoS tonight and this time it like fucking fucked this whole shit
Cuz like normally in the past would only do it to like his
Is like stream itself and then just resets his chill
And a skit see and chaps dance with subslocking. Thank you. Oh
Fucking miss a kid. Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald best heckle in the world
So what we're gonna do now is we're just gonna play for the center top to bot full clear and
we should be good.
I'm gonna try to sell different itemization and stuff.
Cause like dana has always been like one of my top three junglers at any given time.
So that's why it's like it's cool that I get to like uh teach Jhinx here if he's
down to solo-in it.
Cause like I actually have a lot of like insights offer on it.
But I want to get used to the uh the itemization and everything now too.
Cause I haven't played in like a little while.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the Raptors and afterwards
we'll look for the Wolves, all of the Wittygrounds, I'm going to show you again.
Okay, so we're gonna now, we're gonna play for the wolves, and after the wolves I'll see
if I can probably look on like the Gromp or something.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Dota?
Best tackle in the world.
Which is why I'm doing Gromp before the bluehaired by the way, so I had all my necks full
clear.
The Grom spawns faster.
So we don't have to like, have a bunch of like, uh, downtime.
Minus one Krog, yeah it's fine, it doesn't matter.
Even if you don't kill one of the little Krugs it doesn't matter.
It's only if you miss like I think two that it fucks up your level three XP timer.
Cause you always get like level three off of like your first three camps.
But I think if you miss two Krugs you don't.
So missing one Krug is completely fine it's only at two.
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna get the blue and then after the blue we'll look on the, uh,
Crab Shure.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?
Best Hepper in the world.
I wonder if I could look on, uh...
Thing is, our Hogs just died.
So I'm into no-tah and Slopside, so he's gonna get there first.
I'm walking him here just to get the time on his Raptors.
You know what?
If you want to shove this, and then we look.
I'm actually really okay with this
My guess is the reason why the
Okay, so my team is ping me off so I'm gonna assume that the
I mean that's just fucking crazy three people flash for me guys I'm gonna be
honest I don't even think my wife is obsessed with me like I'm just gonna
keep it a sack I don't even think my wife is that is obsessed with me bro
3 people flashing is fucking wild. Wow.
And brah, viking, and Rengoku, thanks for subs. Thank you.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the top 2 bot.
Is Jhinzi gonna go live again? Well, Hibai said that it's done for the night, so I don't think so.
I think what they're gonna do is they're probably gonna work with resetting the IP,
because he said that he, I think, is able to do it.
So they're probably gonna do that so this doesn't happen anymore.
Okay, so now what we're doing is we're just gonna play on this.
So you see how the Talon is like walking in the river?
It means that he's probably gonna invade me, right?
But the thing about us is that we know that Talon cleared bot to top,
because he ganked top earlier.
So as a result, if he has 36 CS,
it means that he cleared his Krugs and cleared this, right?
So what do we do?
We invade his Wolves and we invade his Grom.
Now, there is a risk to this.
What is the risk?
risk that's how in resets and then kills me on this because he probably would be
able to 1v1 me at this stage actually Loki maybe not Loki maybe not so we're
just gonna take this here I mean that there's one man cloths on here right
Okay, okay, it's fucking crazy if they're midlaners there. I'm gonna be honest
So we're gonna do this we're gonna insert recall because I want to get to that scuttle crab on timer because that's the next thing
Up so you guys see how town has 40 CS before he was at 36 every jungle camp gives you four CS
So we know that he only took one
So we're gonna run straight to this crab
If my wolves were out, which they are, then there's a good chance my gromp is probably down here.
I'm still gonna cure it in case... yep, gromp is in on.
You know what we're gonna do? We're just gonna get this dragon.
Talon's Force to Reset is buying his Force to Reset.
If we get Dragons we can actually solve this game in scale.
So best thing we can do here is just like the Dragon.
If he can test us, he's Fosheness, he's buying his Force to Reset, it's numbers he's advantage from.
Now he does have a smite upgrade and I don'ts, so he could die for the Dragons if he wanted it.
But I don't think he will. Most of the time the junglers aren't willing to do that.
okay nice so now we can do this we can walk over here we're gonna clear our
wolves all the way to our crux you played for 10 hours and went from
three wins away from GM to five wins away dude why the fuck like why didn't
say that bro like I'm aware bro I'm fucking aware
I was missing one auto. What's up? I might do like maybe 20 games after this.
But, awesome.
Okay, so the issue here is that our red is probably going to get taken and Krugs probably
are too. So I have two options. Option one is I run to my red and Krugs which I know
are like 99% taken or I do my bot sideway if I do my bot side then he has the
time to do this so the best thing that we could actually do here is we go for an
invade on his wrappers now it's risky but the reason why we're gonna do this
is because I'm gonna assume that he's gonna clear my top 7 and then top to
bot folk there so the only way that I can actually like get even with him in
terms of farm is us and his mid laner sir I'm lucky it's like this is
thing as a jungler sometimes you're just fucked like this and there's like a
thing you know about it for me it's just a lucky like I have to play 1v3 a
player on your team is afk
yo you guys know motherfucking donal? best hacker in the world
thank you color all right nice we don't lose any LP I'll take it I don't
fuck. Easy as fuck. Alright, nice. So now we don't even have to lose LP. I'm 1v3 in my jungle all game
and I don't even have to lose LP for it. Cheers, bro. Thanks, Iver. Much appreciated. Lost,
mitigated. We take those. And, uh, jump shots. I'm in the sub. Strike a fan to one side, come
back. Ninja fan, parry a saw. Thank you, guys.
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So leveling hard sound, that's a no-go, it's crazy.
Okay, so it's definitely miles around mid, so our team can easy pick.
Lee Sin is up here, and now I agree.
But thing is, he's not the only one.
It's Lee Sin, Graves and Talon, all three of those, those are probably the worst offenders.
I'll tell you right now in my opinion who like the worst junglers to play against them.
Rek'Sai is really horrible too.
I would say Rek'Sai, Talon, Graves and Lee Sin, those are by far the worst.
But the problem is that these fucking three cocksuckers are locked in every game.
Wait, why does Ionian boots have a 53% on rate?
What the fuck?
Huh?
Is that the reason why I'm losing so many hacker memes?
Wait, do I need to go back to Ionian boots?
Dude, that's a pretty big winrate discrepancy, I'm not going to lie.
Maybe like Ionian boots to axe your mark, maybe that's what we have to do.
and uh... like me there so welcome
the match to try to move it next year
y'all you guys know about the
and uh... it was a welcome thank you from the world
we plan to return again with jinxing next week
after timeout clash clashes next month but if there's another return on the
what about and down for anything
how do i learn which items i should buy out of the shop
uh... watch guides but then also be able to like use your brain
and i don't mean that like sarcastically enough
it's because like the thing is that let's say for example this game
ability power ability power ability power
half ability power AD, right?
So I know that Magic Resist has a lot of value here.
Now even though Magic Resist has a lot of value, right?
Do they have any CC that T'Nasty can cancel?
Not really.
So as a result, Merc Shreds aren't good,
even though Magic Resist is good.
So it's like weird.
So I'd probably want to get like,
Plated Seal caps this game,
but I'll probably want to get
Mod Maumordius as my second item, right?
So it's like itemization with process of elimination, but then also knowing how champions build and she'll like that.
Alright, so now we're just gonna play for top spot focus, we should be good.
I feel like Wukong vs Nidalee wasn't like the greatest pick. Not my smartest moment, but we'll see.
So what we can do is that every time you auto attack it reduces the cooldown of your Q.
Your Q is an empowered auto attack with long range.
And then your E is a dash that gives you attack speed.
So that's why you're noticing that like, auto Q.
I'm not using my E here because it's a long cooldown so if I use the Dairison
me up for the wolves. Normally when you have abilities that are like empowered auto attacks
or stuff like that, you always want an auto attack before using them to do something called
an auto attack cancel, where you cancel the wind up of your auto attack animation with
another ability. I love champions that have stuff like this. For example, Trundle, Wukong,
Toronto Q will call him Q.
Hello AWW.
Nice, good first blood.
Oh my god, winning lanes.
Bro, we went from last game,
where like my mid and my fucking
bot lane weren't like really rotating
and I was getting like fucked on 1v3 all game to Talon.
And now it's like my bot lane gets a double kill,
my fucking top and your solo kills too.
Nothing more amazing than that bro, nothing more amazing.
So I'm not going to use my E here, I'm not going to use the edge of this wall, so I can
just W over like this.
So auto, auto, auto, auto, Q, auto, auto, and then I'll come up on this.
So we don't want to gank bot and we also don't want to contest anything so if the nidalee
is getting a showchair we're going to have to run away.
Now we're going to ping the alawi, yep because there she is.
That's sad.
And if she once got hit by the nidalee spear she could have actually won that.
Yeah, I flashed when I did because if I didn't the Ezreal would have gotten his E to proc his W which is bonus damage.
And then Q I die one shot to that.
So I just didn't have perfect timing on my flash there.
So I avoid the E damage and then we avoid the W damage on the Q.
Alright, that's it.
You're going to notice that I'm always using my abilities the second they come up.
Reason why is because I have one item called Chain.
So what this item does is when you use an ability, your next Alt-Tag does more damage,
but there's a 2 second cooldown on it.
So that's why normally not using all your abilities at once is better, so that you
can get more Chain procs to optimize your clear.
Is it really like make or break?
No.
But can you do it as a little optimization to shape a second off clear?
Yeah, of course
So now nidalee's ganking ball with 35 CS. What does that tell us well?
She full clear towards top earlier, right? So what that means that now?
She's gonna want to go and walk up so that you can clear her rafters and her drugs
So now I'm gonna ping my team
Cause if my surfing just shoved this and rotates, then we know that these wrappers are up cause
my wrappers are up right?
See?
Just like that.
Now I'm not gonna all in it just yet, we're gonna do this here.
Oh fuck I missed.
No I'm a fucking piece of shit for that.
Like I missed my spine and then afterwards I get hit by this spear.
I'm just a fucking asshole.
Like I went for a play where I had to actually play it properly and then because I'm a fucking stupid piece of shit, I fucked it up.
And uh, shaw had to do it myself, welcome.
Thank you.
New salvo, somebody.
So you see how this blue buff is respawning? Look at my XP bar. Because I play it to them
in jungle, I know that I'm probably too calm, so if I mistake...
Well, I mean, my wife's a streamer. So I guess I am dating my co-worker. Cheers, bro.
so i guess i am dating my co-worker cheers bro
trap avoided
it's not gonna promise if we get this i get level six brother
as it was very low so i don't think he's gonna be able to fight this
dude i'm so fucking pissed off i i i mean i'm just a fucking piece of shit
i'm getting hit by every single spear
like if i just don't get hit by these spears we win every single one of these
like fights
okay just to lock it in and stopping a piece of shit on that block
and carry
I'm going to be honest, I don't even think I can kill her all year here.
Alright, so now we're level 6, so what we're going to do is we're going to just like play
for top to bottom and I look for dragons on me. That's all I'm gonna do now for the
rest of the game. They're just found dragons. Don't worry, don't worry, bro. Like I know.
I'm a fucking piece of shit. Every time I went for a play, it's been a fuck up, so
I'm not gonna do it anymore. They're resetting soon. Okay, so now what I'm
actually gonna do, this is high level jungling by the way.
I'm sure he's on my boss side. So high level jungling is sinking your... I don't
I don't want to do dragon yet. Why do you do dragon? She's too far ahead.
Give me a second.
No way bro.
You know what? Let's actually do these scrubs.
Ohhhh.
Okay, so now we're gonna do something to look on the dragon.
That's actually huge by the way.
I didn't get the big shutdown, but I got another shutdown which is only like 100 gold difference.
Not bad at all.
So now I'm starting this with Q and then I'm E'ing in because the thing is the
dragon always like pushes you away so if you start the dragons with like your ability
and then afterwards you can use like your gap close ability instead of starting with your gap close ability and then getting pushed away
that makes it so you can like damage it faster
yo you got no motherfucking donal
best hacker in the world
so now we walk to the edge of this, we w over and now we're chilling
I feel like if I come in, yeah it's not going.
So we know from earlier that the uh, Nidalee stole my Raptors and my Red, so I'm not going
to do my Krugs here because if I instead decide to reset, then I can get all my timers
on a good sync right top to bottom full clear and I'm gonna get a nice sequence
but if I do crux and then recall then by the time I finish the rest of my clear
my crugs are already down so it's like it's not synced properly
I could look for this would you rather lose one eye or both your ball
give us our workers. Fucking Christ.
Okay, so then I'll also play for top to bottom. I'm just looking at Nidalee to see where she goes.
So she like w's over the wall in a direction that tells me that she's going to be clearing towards the outside.
So that crab we're definitely not going to be able to contest it.
Alright, not bad.
Yep, so I need to clear my bots that year. I know my red's not going to be up, but my Krugs are.
Like I'm down in camps, but it's not disastrous. It's bad, but it's on disastrous and our 80s is I had enough that's fine
The reason I was walking weirdly there was because I was in church a bling that was trying to come
I'm not talking about a ganker, so I'm going to walk through here and use my orcolons,
or my super, which allows me to now see that they have no wards and I'm just going to wait.
Seriously.
Seriously?
Ah, that's really sad.
Alright, we're just gonna recall then.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to do anything here.
And then now what we're gonna do is we'll also get a non-magic mantle,
so we can build mom on Mordio's second item.
I'm not on top here, but the problem is that she's already gonna die, like, our top laner is getting completely fucked right now, it's really bad.
Like, this is actually horrifyingly bad.
Yeah, so what I'm gonna do now is I'm just gonna clear the wave so Shadley doesn't get the turret.
now she has a blue buff there's a chance that a rudder is up but it's like do I really want
to invade her when I fucked up every other invade that went for this game thanks for
that for me just hopped about full clear and then afterwards look on the dragon let's
in a minute.
I'm a hard tech bronze and I'm going to kill myself, give me tips and checks.
Ummm...
Play consistent.
Most of the time the reason why people are hard so I can low eos is because they try
try to make too many plays work because they don't have enough confidence.
So if you just play consistent and you can consistent get leads then you're always going
to be able to win games or at least get the point where you can mechanically perform
right.
So we're going to get level 10 off this which is very nice.
I'm probably serving me down a level to the nidalee because I assume that she's
skinhead level eleven offer clear
okay
Now what I'm wondering is, could I look for a fight here?
That was a really good W by the way.
As long as nobody gets hit by these spears, we're gonna be good by the way.
I need to look for a flash.
I'm going to send this bush.
Okay this is actually game running by the way.
oh my god that's actually game winning, perfect, nice
perfect
perfect
perfect
okay
so now we're gonna do this, we're gonna get the uh, the x-tronker and then we'll get our longsword and then
we can also honestly look on the uh, the heralds here
would you suck lemon juice off of the jettler's toes?
I'm gonna be honest probably, like if you wanted to I'd probably open set on and fucking care dude, why not?
I like lemon juice and I like suckin' toes, bro
So yeah, 2 for 1 fucking special at that point.
It's like asking someone, would you fucking take a million dollar handles?
I just flashed her because I didn't want to wait for her to maybe get her abilities up
and then afterwards she's able to heal and do a cringeflip.
please look on this I mean we would we would need our allow it actually come
here
fuck me you're probably on sister dude do not let them get the eye
like my alt is up you know what she's
fucking truffle here nice okay so now
we're gonna just have to bot folk that
we're gonna get as jungle coming back
not tonight buddy not tonight the
fucking piece of shit at a d-doll surge is like
ruin everything tonight
which is sad because i was saying earlier but the vibes are generally like
stellar tonight
but the vibes are actually so good
because the thing about me is that when i've been awake for a while and i've
been streaming for a while i just become way more unhinged than i
normally am
and i had like the nine-hour mark
dude when i
when i had the nine-hour mark it's like a
it's like the demon comes out to play and i mean like demon don't let's get
slept loose
snorkel and the uh... crooks into it
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're just going to get the red buff, and then
after this, we should be good.
nice
oh good dodge oh good dodge I'm a fucking piece of shit retard if I would have actually
fucking like W'd earlier, I live there. I'm a fucking disgusting loser, fucking freak that
you got shot in the head.
Honestly it's fun. Alright, let's get this done.
How did the Warcraft 3 tournament go? Well, I won 2-1 vs. Mary Maybe, and then in my second
series I was against the Modder Cannon who was the highest MMR guy in the entire
tournaments and we got to Ode but tomorrow we're playing against the
Tonkinator so I should be a fucking interesting one 10 a.m. Eastern me versus
the Tonkachron
so it should be interesting
I should not use my smite. I'm a fucking asshole for that.
Oh!
I mean, no, I'm legit just a fucking piece of shit. What the fuck am I even doing? Wait, what?
All I have to do there is walk to the dragon and we just get through the dragon and we win the game.
the game and so I'm walking to my blue buff I'm wasting my spawning and then I'm
just getting caught and dying. I need to lock it in. No I need positive reinforcement.
I have what it takes and I'm capable. I have what it takes and I'm capable.
Alright Baron. Big T is going to lose it if he has to deal with another loss again.
No, if he lost to me, he said if he loses to me he's going to quit streaming forever.
Because that would be the third tournament in the span of like seven days that he loses.
He lost the Jinxie tournament first round, he lost the AT&T tournament versus Ludwig,
and then bro imagine eliminated but in warcraft by dawn test
Okay, let's go to the next one.
I'm sorry like... No. Song idea, song idea. We're just on this.
I'm curious if the wolves would be up here.
I thought it would be a nice camp to sail.
I need to try some cringe over there.
Pretty sure I should just kill this.
Easy as fuck kid.
I mean I want to sit here and say like she cheesemerely so she deserves this but she didn't
I literally just fucked up every single play that I tried going to on her
Like it's there no one's fault about my own I can't even sit here and fucking like say
anything about her and she did but like I was the one trying to choose a fun thing
Listen, if I'm trading that one-for-ones when I don't even have my alts up, that's fucking
worth for me, genuinely.
Let's get a steel cap now so we get a little bit of armor.
I understand you're playing like a diseased monkey this game, but can you please give
Give us tips on how I can stop touching myself.
Your name is literally Jesus died for you focus.
And it's like you have to have a streamer convince you to stop jerking off to whatever
the fuck it is you're jerking off to bro.
Are we serious?
Like is Jesus not enough for you bro?
like you're telling me that the words of gontas are gonna help you more than
fucking jesus
I really just don't look on the red and then afterwards you can maybe play on
Masha down so come this year. I don't just want to clear camps cuz I feel like we need force fights right now
Fuck guys I'm really spouting my ability
Bloody way, it's actually so counts. I was there spouting both my smite and my Ian. I just couldn't get in range
your engines by me as my raindrops to the same
with the mile I would just one be three
what
that's fucking crazy
but i'm this one too
we just have to dodge the abilities
nice
i'm trying bram, i'm fucking trying
Who just broke into my room? Hey, Yumi.
You guys want to see Yumi? It's my female cat. Yumi! Come here.
Come here. Come. I got no one.
She does not want to be grabbed.
can you ask jingxi to pay for my leaking roof no dude you know I'm not kidding
that's the reason why streamers a lot of times they aren't gonna do like nice
things for people because like a few days ago I remember your username I
remember username because like a few days ago there was this thing where
jingxi paid for this one guy's like car payments and it was like $4,000 and
he was like yeah I got you and he paid for it and then I remember you were
fucking spamming these highlighted messages being like
jingsy jingsy can you pay for my fucking leaking roof now
and it's like the fact that you're so on this shit even three days later it's
like brah one point
that's almost
You called the female cat Yumi?
You'll never guess I called the male one.
What the fuck is she doing?
I'm feeling more stuck to cry, I wanna see your face, it feels like I'm going to get
out.
She's like behind my mirror.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Not again.
Alright.
Okay, I have flash up, so if I wanted to I could just go for some kind of like crazy
flash engage here.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Total?
Best hacker in the world.
Wait, what?
Last hack of the world
Wait what
I mean wow that was fucking horrible what the fuck
Dude, did that...
I guess that was actually an excellent bad.
Like, I'm gonna be honest, so, like, I...
I don't know. I guess I should never be going for fights like that.
Like, I should just be playing fights with, like, my peel.
Like, ult for peel, you know what I mean? Like, ult to peel the Aurelia off this air and then let her carry.
I don't need to be the hero.
I'd say I don't want to play my biggest issue as a league player, so I always want to be the hero
So like sometimes I'll just do like the dumbest shit ever for no reason. That's like super unnecessary
All right, so that's it
You want to make a place so badly yeah, actually them
Well, on the bright side of the map I still won, so I'll take it there.
Ping War is playing AD Shaco Jung right now, that's why I know it's fucked bro.
Let's say no, it's fucked for the AP shaker.
Alright guys, what if you just ban the leeson and let me take it from there?
Alright, I'm to Jinxie, pin and call him.
What's on this winrate in league right now?
Right now the winrate is 57% which isn't bad, it's not terrible.
She said we need to lock in a little more on the hack room for sure.
Like the hack room in Ritzelola.
A little diabolical to be honest.
Dude, not another talent bro.
Are we fucking serious with this shit?
Yo you guys know motherfucking Donald?
No fuck, I'm the problem with him.
Thank you.
It's like I wanted to die on them but then we need AD mid and we also need AD top lane.
Okay, yeah that's it, let's exit them.
Looks good.
Other clips and vids online stage are you really this thick bro?
Oh, what do you mean thick bro? I'm not that thick
So the thing is eights we only do we only do English that everyone can understand but I got you at the respawn so
Is it doing well it's really hard to hit emerald knowing
I mean the thing is like any elo you always learn how to 1v9, like even me it's like going
for master to grandmaster it's because I learn you learn how to 1v9 every game and even like
the smallest mistakes and they're just lucid for you know.
Like that's the thing about it.
That's why you have to just let them lock in and just focus on your own performance.
Okay, so it's actually the same fucking Talon from earlier.
Does this guy just one-trick Talon jungle?
Broken Reed French?
Oh yeah, I'm from Quebec.
Speaking of that, actually, I'm going to be going to a convention called the Otakathon.
I think August, it's early August, and I'm going to have a meeting greet and they're
going to have a big league section.
So if any of you guys ever want to meet me or if I like that, then we can show up
to that.
Every two minutes are so bad that I sabotage and that turns 1v13.
Well, that's why you just have to kind of say this where it is, some games, right?
How many languages do you and Laura know combine?
Well, for me it's English and French, and then for her it's German, English, and Spanish.
So... four.
Where's the attack with Van?
It's in Montreal.
Why don't junglers ever buy pots?
Because the thing is that while you fight jungle camps you actually get health back.
So most of the time junglers don't actually need potions because I want you to look
at this.
Look at my health right now, check this, I killed a jungle camp, I randomly get health
back and then you also get health while you're fighting the jungle camp too.
So it's like you never actually need to sit there and use your fucking, uh, and use your
uh, potions.
The only exceptions for junglers that want to get pots are for example champs like Balvath
that will always want to consistently invade early and they need the potion for like champion
combat.
But normally most junglers are always going to finish a full-care full HP.
There are a few exceptions to this role, obviously.
But if your champion has any kind of built-in sustain in it, then you're not an exception, right?
It's like Diana, for example, she has a shield, Hecarim has a heal.
Warwick has a heal.
Zin Zhao has a heal.
Sometimes the health pots are useful in fights against enemies, yeah sometimes they can be
for sure.
But sometimes it's also useful to have that extra 50 gold so you can afford like an actual
item.
Like imagine I reset on junglin and have 800 gold instead of 850, well now I can't buy
Blasting one, right?
So it's still stuff like that.
That is him so little.
I'm gonna smite this.
I mean I'm a fucking disabled retard, fucking piece of shit bastard, scumbag, fucking pilot trash for that.
That was such a horrible fight.
Jesus, bro. Dude, your name is Caso's furry discord and all you do is talk about fucking animals. Are we serious?
I did it. Okay, listen, I love Caso, dude. The guy's funny as fucking everything
But anytime you ever see a twitch viewer that has case so in his username that guy is always gonna type the most fucking
Diabolical shit ever and there's nothing you can do to stop it. It's fucked
Like I'd say every time there's gonna be a guy with case when his username and then it's it's just like
So we are going to now look for the dragon and after that we will be good.
Okay if we could actually get Jace to rotate here it's going to be huge bother.
What worries me is that we have I think like way too much AP, like it's not inconceivable
to think that the Talon's going to get mawzed is like second item, and if he did it would
really fuck shit up.
This part is just going to default full assassin because of the retarded talent player.
Like talent players get so carried by their champion that they actually cannot think critically
at all.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't best hacker in the world.
Yeah I'm just going to recall.
There's nothing else to really do honestly.
No, see how I'm feeling stuff.
if i like fiend while playing briar, b2 to shakti and kalline, now you're asking the real questions bro
now you're loki asking the real ones
All right, so now let's see if we can look on the wrappers and then clear the rest of
the bot side.
The wrappers are gone, okay?
So now what we'll do, we'll take our bot side and afterwards we'll see if we can look
on the uh... on the block and children
it was a jane seven hilarious
so the most fun about streaming a very long time so
don't you have no mother-fuckin don't
best hacker in the world
and it's okay i don't know what i'm talking
That sucks.
So the good thing about this game, uh, let me think about that more, let's go on the
grubs here.
We have a dragon, that's a good thing.
nice
nice
so i end up dying but the good news is that we got literally every flash on the board
down oh come on come on come on please guys please you need this fuck that sucks but it's
okay listen we still ended up getting two or three grubs two two or three it's okay
and then i'll just have to buy folk or look on the uh... try to have a good
right
it's
so i lost my raptors again are we fucking serious
all this guy does is choose my fucking shitty raptors
but what a fucking
piece of shit you are
kind of shit in this life nowadays
government taxed me fucking 50% and now i get fucking taxed my raptor count by the enemy drunkler too
however i go i get fucked by taxes
waaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
it's everybody
hey don't take my neighbor's roof is leaking
please help him out
up
all right let's see if we can look on the uh...
I'm just gonna hubbry share in case the town like eases over the wall to charge her kill I
Don't want to set the shagging because my spine still down for about 35
So I'd rather just wait a little bit and now we can
I think we get off this actually
So Jackson can get a lot of resources for that actually.
I'm not mad about her at all to be honest.
Sucks it was the dragon was a good.
The reason I cannot pay for my roof is because I'm disabled from the waist down and cannot
afford to pay for it on disability.
Okay so you have two working hands right?
Perfect.
Go on OnlyFans right now, set up an account.
And then just open a fucking account on AI app
and then make AI only fans videos.
That's it.
Boom.
Just like that you fucking just exited
whatever financial problems you're in dude, I'm telling you.
It's on a fucking side hustle.
It's just a new method.
You create AI only fans profiles
and then just have the fucking AI only fans
wear like MAGA shirts and shit like that.
And then make like Instagram posts being like
people call me a bimbo
but at least I have like big tits or some shit
and then afterwards boom
you fucking make a billion dollars
cheers bro
you'll be able to afford fucking fixing my roof after that
you're welcome for the idea
brother dauntless I have one but it's not working
oh jaylen
unironically I'm not even king when I say this
try to like find a niche like it there was one point where like only founds girls
were like evolving and there would be these like Instagram things I would crop
up all the time of like only founds girls for pretending to have like Down
Syndrome and it would be like these videos like I I'm not I'm never gonna
allow my Down Syndrome stop me from having like a fat ass and shit there
was a youtuber that made a video about it was like dude what the fuck is
going on so I'm not I'm king do that like go for like mental like a like a
like I don't know like disability niches and shit you can even like have one
that's like a midget like they're like one and a half feet tall imagine one and
a half feet tall like a 50 year old or something shit even has a gray hair and
and so they got it
yeah this one is getting fucked on, okay
The midget method legit bro
You're leaking the method my bad
What about femboys yeah do that too why not bro like you guys can they make an only fans
Right or like make like AI fucking videos and then just make it so it's like
feminized versions of like streamers with fucking 55-inch fucking monster cocks
dude why not bro cheers like the possibilities are fucking endless
unironically your imagination is the only limiting factor I'm not controlling
Let's make it Dante's only fans of AI.
Oh okay, not bad.
Let's not do that.
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
Let's save our friend Alma.
Brother, you cannot make money on it.
I've been trying.
you're telling me you're telling that I'm sitting here and I'm telling you the
most like diabolical fucking money-making shot ever but it's like
you've already tried it on our chain
are you always a one mini-crug it's something I always want to it's just
that it happens I don't care enough to kill it off
I mean this is like an insanely counter. What the fuck is even going on right now?
You guys want to see the play? I'm sure you guys don't have to.
So you drop herald and walk up like this.
I think the admins want to fight here
That is unironically the most unlucky way that that could have ever ended and I'm not even saying that sarcastically
Wow
That's it
Wow, that's...
Wow, fuck
Jesus
What the fuck
Huh, what play do I have I guess
All right, can I have your playlist?
X-Men is my playlist.
You can find the Heist Long Conquer and then the Funch Kong Funch Kong.
Here, let me give you guys a good song you're right for.
This is going to like it, oh you can already tell, I know you can, I know you can, like
Oh, wait, this one's gifted.
It scales. It's just the first, like, 30 seconds I like that.
Like, now it gets gifted.
this is kind of cancer honestly
What song is this?
Ah, if you go my print, the first is the first one.
Guys I really want to re-sown up enough of my Astonia, so let's turn to gold.
Alright, let's see what we can do here.
2550 is something for them, so I have enough.
I
Bro Bard you really had to fucking ignite that last sort of what are we serious from
I was in your arms thinking I belong there fucking cancer crimson fucking
The attack was crazy, actually.
Real fast.
I know we'll go Rift Maker and after Rift Maker we'll do voice-up.
I'm not someone who wants to do voice-up and grab it on, so I think that could be better.
The enemy team is relatively squishy, pretty nice.
I mean listen, the strike's at 15, let's go on now guys, let's go.
I'm going to be honest, their town is so useless this game, I love seeing that.
That town is here like, lobby admin every game.
fuckers legit lobby admin abby Damon always hanging fuck in the house
cheers motherfucker bastard ass
you
you
you
you
you
You
Not bad, actually not bad.
nice that flash up it's hard now
Holy shit dude, this game is all FUCKING DOZEMAT!
I can't say anything. You said your mom is fucking over.
I was just trying to say anything. The second you get hit with your mom it's over.
fucking brawl in the bite
fuckin brawl in the bite
you fucking fuck cunt
are you a porn star?
then why are you acting like a fuck cunt
I don't know what to do with the gun when we go back
Oh
He doesn't call the way to Kara does.
Let me just have a hint of show.
Wow.
Oh my god.
Wow.
That was a hard fucking game guys. Wow, well you know what makes me happy?
Do you guys want to know what makes me happy?
That after 11 hours of streaming and after 11 hours of us spending the day together playing
League of Legends, that we get to end the day right where we left off, as if it didn't
didn't fucking exist. It's like I could have literally woken up this morning, right? Layed
down in bed, jerked off, and nutted in my own mouth for calories for 8 hours straight,
11 hours straight, and I would have had the same impact on my rank. Fucking cheers, bro.
But on the good side, we are still 3 wins away, okay? So guys, I'm gonna call it here,
okay? But on the good side, we are still 3 wins away, okay? So guys, I'm gonna call
But on the good side, we are still three wins away.
So guys, I'm going to call it a show.
But on the good side, we are still three wins away.
Time loop.
So it's like I was saying guys, I know I say this every single stream, but I do genuinely
appreciate everything.
It's been absolutely fucking surreal every day just seeing how many people actually
enjoy watching me nowadays.
So truly, thank you guys all for tuning in for a second round and all that
for all those subs give subs your subs again. It's like
Like I'm not even showing there are some days where we get like the amount of subs in a day that we usually have like a week
You know, I mean, it's it's very fucking retarded
So thank you guys all for that
But listen, we are gonna be live again tomorrow. I would say probably around
930 ish am eastern and the reason why is because we are going to be competing in a
Warcraft 3 tournaments the final Warcraft 3 tournament day so the
Warcraft 3 tournament is hosted by Grubby and tomorrow we're actually playing
game against Law Tyler won I'm not kidding us tomorrow our first set of the
day is against Tyler won and if I managed to win if I managed to win
against Tyler one guys I'm gonna be honest that would be a fucking highlight if
we could make the big tonkinator because I'm gonna put it on one I'm gonna tell
me like your car so big tea if we if I win this thing you have to call me big
D and you have to research for yourself as a little tea and dude if we win and he
does that for a month straight that's gonna be fucking insane okay so I'll
I'll try to set that up, we'll get a little pre-game call, we'll fucking mess with this
brain a little bit, a little tonkinator, but yeah, it's gonna be fun though.
So anyways, once again, thank you guys all so much for everything recently, Snellburg
Bop and Manchu, thank you guys for the service as well, I'm Bop there in the prime, Michelle
there in the 14 months, and yeah, we're gonna be live again tomorrow at around 9.30
and we're actually going to be playing until fucking...
I think I'm probably gonna be shooting at 12 hours or something.
I know I'm tearing the problem.
So anyways, I'm gonna be raiding this guy, Saul Apfman, okay?
And this guy's the fucking ghost, honestly.
Who did this good intro?
He would sit there until 4 in the morning with me, teaching me Warcraft, and we would
just be flirting with each other for hours, even though he's a 35-year-old Polish
man.
So it's goaded.
He's like really funny. I like him a lot.
So anyways guys, I hope you all have an absolutely amazing rest of your night.
Have you guys all sleep well?
And I will see you guys all again in 9 and a half hours.
Peace.