Dantes
GRUBBY WC3 INVITATIONAL DESTROYING TYLER1 -> 3 GAMES FROM GRANDMASTER -> JYNXZI COACHING
05-17-2026 · 13h 45m
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a loser's bracket. So I'm going to be honest, I stayed up until 2.30am yesterday and I told
my coach, I'm like a coach, talk to me. How do I win this game? My coach looks at me and
He says, all right, Don says, what are you going to do?
Is you're just going to sit in your base for 35 minutes.
And I told my coach, I'm like, Mr. Saul,
you need to get cancer for saying that.
What the fuck do you mean, sit in my base for 35 minutes?
And he told me it's the only way that I can win.
So it ain't looking good for us, guys.
I don't even think my coach believes in me.
But if there's one thing that we have,
it's a fucking main character complex.
So that means, bro, today's going
the freest fucking god damn one of our lives and the skinny thern in the sub
welcome thank you
has been practicing since five a.m. just to lose to you to all facts actually
it's almost a pure vest of five with some math advantage facts actually
you also don't have to play as many series
alright alright let's get it done guys
Guys, you know what I think would actually win me these games, truly?
What if I need to play hardstyle while we're in the game?
Thoughts?
Like, dude, I was thinking about it.
What if I play hardstyle while we're playing?
I generally think that might be the angle.
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You know the winners mindset not just trolling yeah, I got you don't worry about it
I'm going to rate earlier today and it was good to see you play.
Yesterday excited me so much that I actually started playing walk of three again today.
Good shit.
I surprised myself.
Yeah, that was very, very interesting.
You were so close to win some of them.
I caught a couple games.
Did you know it's so crazy?
Tyler Wynne's job is being a streamer and half the time it's just his chair on the camera.
Hard worker.
All good memories no dad
Dude, I'm gonna give me so much cancer the boys call
It's like guys whether we win or not it doesn't matter. I'm gonna fucking get in his fucking brain right now
I'm not even getting I didn't roast you. I was just trying to help
Why is the part-time streamer shit talking to you
I was still helping because I can't send it, and it'll be kinder than Death Note's coaching.
That's a real game?
Kinda, yeah, I saw just one clip of him.
How long do you think it would take you to crash out if someone...
I would start to lose 4 turning rounds in a row, but dude, I literally 2-0'd yesterday.
Like, I don't know, it was 2-1.
I said earlier already, because Chet was like, oh yeah, Death Note coaching.
I saw this one clip where he said, um, like, Yamato I think was asking for compliments or something.
Well listen guys, I'm tired of your godforshipping.
Just mindfuck the enemy, Yawen, either way, sure.
Unironically, sure.
He was like, no, nothing was good.
I think if we did a coaching session together...
Have you been practicing a new cheese?
I would be depressed, but I think he would be depressed too.
not really not really because the thing about it is that when it came to like the
fucking uh when it came to the game yesterday I just got to point where I
realized that dreadlord, cryptord, and all that fucking like bullshit you know I
mean like the main issue with it is that if I try practicing strats I'm not good
it's just going to be fucked you know what I mean
ooh let's see let's see what we carry
should I really be honest?
yeah why not?
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zero but what if he asked for some cheese?
I don't think it matters I think he should
vetoes? okay that's it
he's not as bad as me but
you know
we need to get rid of
autumn leaves
I think that is would destroy me like no job
Okay, do we get rid of northern Isles I guess so right?
Yes, fuck
New York got into your league place or James you've been listening to your hearts out players make sure it's all T1 now
We will I'm telling you that guy's brain is about be fucking be fuddled. I'm not even trolling
It's good to have you here, Sing Sing. What do you make of the Dante's Tyler match?
If Tyler won, like, Unplugged Keyboard...
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It opened my eyes to black and yellow, pal.
But what, right-wing podcast?
Now, of course, if he loses to the single map, even if he wins the series, this might still not be that pleasant for him.
Dante's and Tyler have a bit of a friendly rivalry.
In fact, Dante's asked if he could join the pre-game chat so that he could wish his well-esteemed opponent some good luck.
Remember, let me read his exact message.
User Dante's.
Dante's is such a gentleman. He's such a perfect gentleman.
He said, crubby, please lock me five minutes after 4pm so I may talk to my fellow compatriots and we should learn the matches.
Thank you.
I'd be ok with that. I don't know if they're listening, but I'd be ok with both Dante and Tyler together or separately joining the voice chat now to kind of give their thoughts on the tournament and or on each other.
There is no rivalry here you dumbass.
Tyler you are right there is no rivalry.
It's just a one fuck.
Ok, never mind you can talk.
I just woke up.
There is no rivalry.
You are shooting at everything you do.
Guys, in case you don't know who Da Vinci is, he is a one trick peak challenger hecarim only player.
He has tried to diversify and expand his role in League of Legends.
he has gotten a hard-stuck at a laughable rank called Diamond in Boat.
He's now going to tackle Warcraft 3 and he's giga-stuck at 400 MMR.
It's terrible at everything he does.
Ok, so in case you didn't know who Tyler is, Tyler's the guy that in the last week has
actually lost three tournaments and he's about to make it his fourth.
He's been stuck diamond this entire season in League of Legends so far and he managed
to peak Medium, Elo and Street Fighter 6, which is his most impressive accomplishment in the
last three years.
Google me, Google me, that's all I gotta say.
I have all of the paperwork to disclaim all that bullshit, you have nothing to say.
Okay, you know what Tyler?
Tyler, how about we do something?
You lost the game to Mary Mady, brother!
In a discussion!
And you're gonna lose two games to me!
So who's the real winner?
You won.
Bro, if you two owe me, I'm not streaming by the way for eight months straight.
I'll quit streaming.
Tyler, what if it's a two-one?
It's not gonna be a two-one.
That is, you're not gonna win the game.
No!
No!
No!
No, no, no, no. Yeah, you're avoiding the questions.
See, you sell all about the single game, bro.
Okay, okay, oh, what did you do?
What did you do?
Okay, what if I win this single game against you?
I just said I'll still quit streaming.
You're not going to win any-
For eight months. Eight months, no streaming.
You thought, I applied, and if I beat you 2.0?
Uh, I don't know but-
Your next Twitch paycheck.
Is he scared?
But we're all so we're scared.
Okay, so, how about this?
How about this?
This one we'll do, okay?
What we'll do, Tyler, is that if I beat you,
you have to refer to yourself as Lil T,
and I become Big D.
All right, Lil D, chill.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
If I win, the rules get reversed for six months.
You need to refer to yourself as Lil T, and I'm Big D.
Okay, we're not doing this though, no, that's...
You're telling me that's even worse
than you taking eight months of streaming?
On top of not streaming?
No, well, no, obviously...
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Okay guys, how did that game fall apart?
How did that game fall apart?
What happened?
Like.
He had map control, you built tower so he couldn't match his army.
What should I make my army out of?
Guys, do we choose last refuge or tide hunters?
Which one?
Buzz!
Buzz music!
I don't know.
stopped hurtling you will lose a hundred percent
i can already tell a fucking piece of shit as a big smile this life
mess
i think though actually i can't go with what's going on
i can't go with
it's that bit
What is my wind walker?
Um, Rakes?
The Viper can't join us for casting today because he has an Age of Empires Tournament.
That's a great chance to ruin his chances to win Age of Empires 2 last year.
This year, he's starting to train his Paras chances.
Which I already successfully did.
Co! That is Co for a Co, Co.
Can we say Age of Empires?
Solo TC actually seems fun as fuck.
Run spam?
Oh my god, I'm doing it.
Send it.
Guys, I think we actually have a chance.
Am I crazy if I said I think we generally have a chance?
Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald?
heck room in the world
okay i have an idea i have an idea
call me fucking crazy
we make one million
ghouls
we make
one
million
ghouls
and we just go
fucking
bananas
hong-hong-hong-hong-hong
Because I think the problem is
All right, so this is what we're going to do, okay guys?
This is what I'm thinking we do.
What if we did?
Because like, okay, show me out, show me out.
The problem is that if we try teching to tier 3, I think we just ought to lose the game
because we can match his early creep.
Am I crazy?
So what I'm thinking we actually do, and this is going to sound absolutely fucking insane,
is that we never even go for tier 3.
I think we never even go for tier 3.
I think we never even go for Black Cedadel.
I think what we do is we just go for a tier 2 rush, go for an expansion with a huge army
of ghouls and crypt fiends and then just perma harass and go fucking crazy. Thoughts?
Like I make two crypts, I make two crypts, I mass produce a fucking army, we go for
insane map control and then we just go like you know what I mean? Like we just gotta fucking
send this shit, does that make sense? Job Dark Ranger if you do that? No, no, no I can't.
I think Dark Ranger is still a Vassal, okay.
You need tier three for a girlfriend, Z, though?
Fuck.
If you want to go Goals only, you need the Dreadlord.
Yeah, but then no, it's too complicated!
Mass Goals and Necromancers?
If you double cryptosh you don't have time for tech and expo
All right, let's go some get the shit done guys it's now or never
I have an idea. I know we're going to do this game. It's having a fucking surprise of world,
maybe
okay so let's do a good new share
so we do
the ziggurat
standard
more gold is required more gold is required more gold more gold is required more gold is required
more gold is required
okay so we dropped this egg
okay
look looking good so far
I have a crazy fucking idea
GO COOL!
Summoning is complete. Summoning is complete.
Look at this. Running into one tower.
Because, yeah, yeah, yeah, must be.
Upgrade complete.
Summoning is over.
Our force is over.
I'm here, I'm at a choice, where this ever ends.
Let the land be where.
What? Why is he so low?
WE F***ING THROW!
Oh my god wait, we actually can win now.
Will this ever end?
If that is your wish,
I'd go.
Go on, Jeff.
If I must.
I will, sir.
My bow is ready.
Not to win me any more.
Ha-ha-ha.
Where shall my blood be spilled?
My bow is ready.
This is Heroes, it's probably trying to creep a green cap.
I will aid you, if that is your wish, will this ever end?
Direct my entry.
Who's that?
And my torment?
And my torment?
Okay, no.
Um...
I should need 425, okay.
And my torment
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, this game is fucking fucking wonderful.
I need some sort of magic to summon you before me.
Direct my entry.
You'll see.
If I must, I'll go.
Summoning is lonely to serve.
I will aid you, with ever end.
By bidding, Master.
End my torment.
I'll go.
I will be done.
I will be done.
If that is your wish, if I must.
I will be done.
My life for Nesu.
I bow to your will.
I will be done.
My bow is ready.
I'll go. If that is your wish, for this ever-end, I will aid you. I'll go. If that is your wish.
Where shall I lose my spirit? How long will they make it seem?
some of the choices
with your choice
should be the last
what trickery is this
what trickery is this
I know
I knew
you would be the one
to make the right choice
I'm just
yes master
so what do we realize if
we lose like three houses
My fate is so sweet, I will eat you next.
My bidding, Master. I gladly obey.
My bow is ready for your choice.
For this ever-end.
And my choice.
What is your feeble request?
What is your wish?
If that is your wish,
if I must,
for this ever-end,
Let the living beware.
Um...
I bow.
You're not summoned there.
I will be done.
Let the living beware.
Summoning.
Summoning is complete.
If that is your wish.
Summoning.
I think what we have to do now is it's less
Oh, wow, that's actually really bad.
I'll be spilled. Yes, Master.
My bow is ready.
My life, Fornesu.
Let the men in you wear.
You know what I need to do?
I'm gonna scroll down.
Are you fucking kidding-
End my format.
Uh, cans I buy from a shop then?
I, uh, I can know somewhere.
yes master I will eat you know more gold is required more gold is required
Let the living be aware.
If I must.
Direct my hatred.
I'd go.
Will this ever end?
If that is your wish.
Will this ever end?
Go on deaf.
You're a-
What's your feeble request?
I'm going to kill you.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, I feel really good.
Wait, if I do this he can revive his hero.
Come on, Jeff!
I'll stop the grouch!
For this ever-ending...
It would be nice if I met you.
If I must.
My life, Bones.
I'm a little weak.
Direct my hatred.
I go.
I will aid you.
Embrace me.
My power is ready.
The comeback is your wish.
Direct my hatred.
And soon for many weeks,
What trickery is this?
What a foolish play.
Fury.
What trickery is this?
I go to this floor.
Waste my time.
And I'll stop killing myself.
Sremble on me for me.
What did you feel when you saw him?
What a foolish ride!
This would be great!
Tremble before me!
What did you feel from request?
I go to destroy!
You failed on me!
What trickery is this?
You're such a fool.
Drink a slot.
Beautiful.
What trickery is this?
You're trying to slide me over the ceiling?
For this reason, this is so bad.
And it's now.
You're trying to...
I will be trained of life, all that's done is done.
I need to upgrade this shit.
Fuck
So once I research web all of these guys become like obsolete
I can't even build a FUCKING NECROPLIST!
This is so fucked.
Fuck do I even do now?
Wait, I don't even have an acolyte.
Wait, do I just lose the game now because I can't build shit?
Wait, what the fuck do I do now?
You need to all in attack?
I don't know what to do with this.
Attack!
You'll see.
I want you to see the light.
I don't want to talk to you.
The sleeper wakes.
Wow.
Oh, that's unlucky.
Oh my god.
well and I already know that fucking piece of shit is saying they're smiling
having the time this life I saw it dude how epic dude I almost had that went to
for me
parking had that i could have won
i sort of got i could have won
where is here
weezy
wait for post game
hey grubby
Hey, wait, wait, wait, he's personally calling me, actually.
He's actually that upset.
Hold on.
I'll tell him to join.
OK.
What's up, bro?
Can you join the cast?
Ben, let's try.
Let's try.
Yo, Tyler, you know what it's like, bro?
What's it like?
It's like you spent a week training every single day
for not even a week, two months.
You spent two months training for 19 hours a day
to fight in an MMA tournament.
And you barely won against a mentally disabled 4 foot tall kid
that could barely even fucking support his own body weight.
And now you're sitting here with the biggest grin ever
thinking that you actually did something.
Well, guess what, Tonka Trunk?
You're about to get fucking riled on
by some of these other guys that have way more practice than I do.
So I hope your day starts off good, bro,
because it's about to be a lot shittier in about 30 minutes.
Is that how you think bro? You think I'm losing it here or poxy shitters as well?
They're no better than you to be honest.
Well dude, if Mike Tyson could barely hold his own against Hasbulla, what do you think
is going to happen when he gets knocked against Jake Paul?
Think about it, bro. Like, you were pathetic in the first time it's that game. You were
fucking pathetic!
No, I was trying to do strad styling on your dog. You literally didn't adapt or didn't
Learn or do anything different alternative
You wanna talk about adaptation?
You built flying units against crypt fiends
I don't know shit about this game
And even I know that's trolling
Tyler, I don't know why
I don't know why because I knew you wouldn't level web
Cause you're that inferior bro
No because you destroyed my fucking town hall
I didn't have a fucking town hall
Yeah I did
Next time don't hostage the first game
If it's over be a reasonable adult
It's a rigger you deserve that yeah, you should know a lot about that dude every single time you're losing in any game
It's fucking ff at 15. Oh now I get it personal wait. Yeah, it's it. No, it's okay. Okay, okay
Try your best maybe next time we take you know people's people who invited shoes
Thoughts in mind and actually practice man. Dude. I was staying up till four in the morning every day practicing
It is what it is bro. I understand you're doing well on league and shit like that, but
maybe we stick to that.
Alright, nice try man.
Alright, GG, sorry.
Not really was it, but GG.
GG.
Great launch.
See ya Grubby.
Thanks for bringing your special brand of play into the game, Dante's. I'm sorry that
my coaching didn't rub off more on you.
Wait Grubby, genuine question, genuine question.
The first 10 minutes of that game, was Tyler going to get shit on if I played it better,
yes or no?
If you played it better, it's a really large leap of the imagination.
You had a chance though.
He can't physically play it better, is the issue, because they're not playing the game.
What's up?
You know, I've taken over from your position to be in an advantageous spot and win, yes.
Can you control your hero and keep it alive while you're attacking and killing the TC?
Do you know the priorities? Not yet.
With a little bit more practice, I think you could have closed it out against Tyler's biggest troll strategy.
Yeah, because I don't know what the fuck he was doing, bro, but his hero was just perma-healing.
Like, he wouldn't die, bro. Like, how does that even happen?
What are you talking about?
He has no evil, dude.
That is, you know, also, why do you always townportal under no pressure at all?
Like, you're just in the middle of nowhere, there's no one around you, and you call for the police and run screaming.
Town portal that Saul Aipman taught you at some point in your practice is because he knew you wouldn't be able to extricate yourself from the base
But Town portal is a last resort not a go-to like it seems you use it intentionally even though there was no pressure on you
Why because the thing is I'm like a shinobi grubby. I like go in and out. I'm like a ninja assassin
I go in his base. I'm fucking like looking for the samurai dojin and then when I go fucking crazy
That's when I got a bounce, but the problem was that he actually knew how to count it properly because he's been watching my vods
Eight hours a day
He's been fucking in his car with his little coach. Oh, oh, mr. Knoff. I'm so fucking scared
Don's gonna run my shit in can we please practice undead versus orc for nine hours a day and it's like
Unfortunately for me, that's the level that I was willing to go to so it is what it is
It was just about enough, Dante's. He found the one way to beat you. That's impressive.
Tyler is a man of many talents. Dante's, thank you so much for joining the tournament. See you
next year. Hopefully we practice more than a couple dozen games and we come with a hot new
build. But I will say this, you improved a lot compared to the first time I ever saw you. October
24, Tyler's FFA. You were the Frostworm Andy that stood in his base the whole time. You improved
Beyond that you showed several different builds. I commend you on your improvements, even though it wasn't nearly enough
All right. Well, thank you Grubby and listen great event. Thank you for having me and uh, I hope you get to crown anyone besides Tyler one as the winner soon
Okay
Did you?
I didn't.
Tyler, catch up with you soon.
It's like patting a retarded child on the head for drawing a nice house.
Dude, are we fucking serious about that?
Adontas, now I'm depressed and I want to end game myself.
Well, listen the good news is now we put up a good fight
Adontas you're such a jester max or it's crazy
He's calling you oh
What's up, man, you tell me what's up?
What wrong there you think
What is wrong with you by the way, but what do you why did you literally okay?
There's no way that you knew I would go TC right what the fuck is a TC the big Taurin guy
Okay, so but in every other game we played against I went farce here, and I've rented you and won it every single time
Yeah, I in the hell would you even rush come to my base?
again
desperate times call for desperate measures
Well, I've heard all those bro. Listen Tyler, I hope you know bro that it's like that was just
the fucking warm up dude like you know what it's like Tyler tell me it's like a
teacher assembles eight different kids on the playground right and he sits on
he's like all right all of you guys are gonna be able to fight your opponents and
then be able to like win in a fight to the death and it's like you had to sit
there Tyler and you had to use brass knuckles against against a special ad
kid and then you're sitting there as you're like punching his head in his
skull is caving in his brains are leaking out of the side of his head and you're sitting
there and you're like smiling to yourself but it's like big bobby's coming Tyler you
know what I mean like big bobby's coming muscular Mike he's on the fucking way so yeah you might
have been able to kill retarded brekkie but that doesn't mean shit bro.
Like Tyler you listen you have a lot of fucking work to do bro because that was not that was
is not a good showing out so on
that it's not like that at all
okay I was just warming up to be the hands hot against you
that you said it show any tech strategy
didn't do anything
let it comfortably
it is it is bro
did you been playing since five in the morning practicing versus undead just so
you could like
get some kind of practice against me
not you
not you
okay
listen if you want to keep running with that story you can bro the only person
you're fooling is yourself though so now what now you're up at 10 a.m. now we need
to do you play league and probably I'm so masters oh okay well listen if you want
if you want I think doings enabled again so maybe we can run a few if you if you
sit there and you feel like getting carried for a few games maybe we'll
run a few later I gotta work today cuz I'm still in the tournament and then
Monday, I'm busy and then we'll see yeah, but sometimes for sure
Alright, I'll see you real. Alright, bro.
All right
Well, that was fun
All right, yeah type one of you guys want to see a magic trick
Who wants to see a magic trick?
One okay listen everyone check this out you guys watching
Abra, Abra, KADABRA!
Well, that was fun.
Alright, Ty, I wonder if you guys want to see a magic trick.
Who wants to see a magic trick?
One? Okay, listen everyone, check this out.
You guys watching
Abra Abra
All right, let's go oh
Let's run this
Okay, now we got to get done on the League of Legends
And Kate there in the 4 months, so I'll come back, and Vibeck, Wyman, Karen Slopp, and Marcy, Karen, Karen Slopp. Thank you guys!
Okay guys, give me like one minute, okay? One minute, I just got a good bathroom, and then we're good.
I
See you guys
Laura had ordered some food, so I'm just checking to make sure when it arrives
Arrives in like 30 minutes
It's like 30 minutes ish nice. All right. Let's do guys who's ready for it guys
I'm gonna be honest. I think today's today that we actually had there on the grind master
Three wins away from the GM
Check high-visors stream
oh my god okay he should lead with Q he needs to lead with Q his Q is like his
long range ability so whenever you have a long range ability you always want to
start camps off for good you don't need a flash auto nice chase chase jinx Q
Q drinks, Q drinks. Niiiice! Good! Okay now go for the Lux! Lux! Lux! What the fuck are you doing?
Lux! Lux!
That was a quadruple he goes in there. See? Even his rear nose.
Oh! That was a good Q actually. Q to dodge the missiles. But I mean he goes into the deadly turret so.
I didn't know how squishy that guy was, my bad.
Yeah.
That was a good showing, though.
Nice.
He missed five counts so far?
Or did he miss five counts?
Adonis, yes, so when you played League of Legends,
I witnessed a level of trolling.
I didn't think you were capable of.
You know what it's like? Imagine you have an audience of retarded toddlers watching Moga one with a machete.
Why do you scram out at your family about how it's their fault you chopped off your dick?
Asmh, buddy, do better.
Okay, but do you know what it's like when you type that? Do you know what it's like?
It's like I know exactly which games you're talking about, where I underperformed,
and in those games, it was genuinely 1v3 in my jungle all fucking game.
Like, I'm not enjoying. This game, I was 1v3 in my jungle all game.
This game, listen, I was permagang to all-game and then I went for one bad fight later.
This game, my ADC was unironically grieving.
Like, he was genuinely fucking grieving because he's a retarded piece of shit loser fucking freak.
Right?
This game, again, 1v3 in my jungle all-game.
This game, like, yesterday was just a shit day of league, bro.
IT HAPPENS!
You cannot win, you cannot win every fucking game you stupid fuck, okay?
Do you understand you cannot win every game?
Some days you're gonna wake up and why it's gonna give you losers cue, okay? They're gonna give you
They're gonna give you losers cue and when you get losers cue the only thing you can do isn't maximize the wins, bro
It's minimize the fucking losses!
So yesterday was actually a decent day, genuinely.
Well this was like a game for action.
But did you smite the blue? Shut up! Shut up! We don't think about it.
Mad cause bad, I'm not sure. Alright, let me fix this.
And the fart is standing in the front welcome. Thank you.
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Will listen
Now we're ready for guys now fucking ready for this shit. I don't know if you're ready for it, but I'm fucking right for it
Oh, shit!
And uh, enjoy it there, I'm probably just a pretty shy.
Thank you, Ron.
Alright, time to buy 4k for dragons, let's get her done.
I can't believe what I'm giving you is cross the line
Oh, he talked about full play for dragons, let's get her then
All the time I've taken, take it, take it
Time, I'm ready to explode
I can't believe what I'm giving you is cross the line
I can feel my love
I can be coaching high-wise?
Ahhhh, I can be open-zip
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Be opens it for sure
Because the thing is that like
For me, it's like I want to coach people that I know it's gonna be a fun time to coach
You know what I mean? And that's why it's like high-fives
I think I could be open to it cuz like if he sits there and he like
Like, there's like Jinx's head mod, then they probably have at least a somewhat like similar
sense of humor, and chill like that, so, I mean I'm not against it yet, but I want him
to get ranked first.
So when he gets ranked, I'm open to coaching him, but he needs to get to level 30 and do
the normal grind.
Already his games are looking good though, like, I'm gonna be honest, he needs to learn
a little bit more about his like, lemmits and shit, but it's actually looking really
good.
It's Hibai's worst than Jhinxie?
Well I think it's that Hibai's just recently started playing the game but because he's
been watching all my coaching sessions with Jhinxie, it already gives him a lot of knowledge
on what to do, you know what I mean?
Alright, let's play for the bot side now, I'm good.
yes right now he's like a 19
it's not gonna be complete for the world's and after two weeks with the
uh... the ground into
Okay, so what are new now is we're gonna play for the drop and then after the drop we're
gonna be looking on the blue rock here.
Let's go buddy!
But yeah, for sure, because the thing is don't forget for Hivise he gets a level 30, it would
require him to play more games than Jinxia has played, right?
And it's like if he's playing all these games with like the intention of like running and all that stuff, then yeah for sure it's possible, definitely.
I'd really be down so come the uh, the black tier.
Keep Q-Sax.
You got a backup bro.
I mean like was that not obvious as fuck like.
Like I mean I don't know.
The problem is that some players are there you're just like brain dead.
How do I play against a hammerdinger as Katarina?
Dude, I'm gonna be real, I don't play either of those champions.
It's like you go to a bond and you're like, yo, LeBon, how do I get a perfect swing in
golf?
You know, it's like, dude, I don't think he's the right guy to ask about that.
But it's kinda sad though because like the only uh, the biggest catarina streamer catavolved
doesn't even like stream anymore.
So it's like you could have asked him but it's like he's moving on to better things.
Best hecker in the world.
Uh, conquer then.
Thank you for streaming.
Thank you.
Doing YouTube, my partner recently left me and I've been tuning into your videos and
when possible streams.
It's hard.
And then impacted my mentally health greatly by being yourself.
Thank you, Ra.
Good luck on the road.
enjoying it. I know if you do better, I'll saw. And then see if they're in front of us all.
Okay, so what we're going to do now is we're going to look for the
wolves. And after wolves, I want to look on the ground, but then after ground,
we can play on the dragon.
We know for a fact that the nocturne is clearing upwards, right? So as a result,
if we go for the dragon, then it's a free play.
Okay, so now what we do is we just finish this dragon off and then after that we could
either look mid or we could look bot depending.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Wow, and I fucked up my smite.
That's so s- that's- it's like you just want to fucking CRY this fucking music.
That's what it is.
Cause I'm gonna be honest, that could have unironically lost us the game.
Cause if I would have gotten the smite there, I'm level 6, right?
With level 6 we won the team fight.
Now the problem is that we are down a dragon.
We're also like losing around our bot mid side and on top of it our top laners are
4-0.
So it's like, we could have had the impact there where we actually like win the game
off it but now my peep is just complete fucked.
So after the same
Okay so now what I'm going to do is I'm going to play for the Raptors and after that we'll
look on the Wolves too and after Wolves I'll probably even end up looking on like the
gromp into blue.
Like the blue is up in like 30 seconds so after this we can get down on it.
Okay, so now for the real question.
Do we just report this guy?
Like this is just fucking retarded bro.
0-6-0 like this is fucking ridiculous
at 8 minutes like at 8 minutes
Nice, and then the one time that there would actually be a good fight, he doesn't rotate
down and he's hitting minions.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm wondering if there's still a chance that we can maybe one.
Let me just run to bot lane.
I could run for the top to bot folk here, but the reason I'm running towards bot is because I think there might be an angle for a kill.
Alright, so now we see Nocturne topside so we know that this won't get contested.
Nice.
Alright.
Doesn't look like the Nocturne is walking up yet.
Okay, now we could win, we could win, we could win, we could win.
I know it's 4v5 but we can actually win.
Swin is a raid boss, right?
And the enemy team have a ton of raid bosses.
So if our raid boss is just better than theirs, those are chance.
I should not get assassins that I can kill their backline.
We kill their backline, Swin gets strong to primary 1v3s or frontline.
It's hard and it's more like impossible but there might be a chance, we'll see.
20 seconds until the dragon is up too.
Maybe I just give this drag.
I think best thing was I should reset get my axe to mark and then run and trade the drag here
You know what?
I'm gonna go full assassin, it's gonna be fucked this shit
hold on guys i'm not on camis farm should we win though
We got to get this.
It sucks that we didn't get like more shutdowns there because I think we would have got some
more would have been insane.
Yeah, I tried getting it, but it was good enough as I could have looked for them.
Okay, so we're going to announce here and play for the rest of the folk here, and then
and afterwards I'll just fucking cover the TF bot side
I'm wondering if my play would actually be like
fully thawed in this game
or if it would actually be more of a bruise oriented build
like axum into shojin and cleaver
so I don't want to axum shojin and cleaver
I don't want to like axum cyclosword with fucking like survival serpents
nah, don't let me start it, don't let me start it
it's a bad retribution or some shit
You're far away, I'm taking the night mine, until the day I die
No light to break when you're hanging by fate
You know what it feels like in your next life
I'm about to submit it by my soul, take me home
Now my dreams are made of salt, I'm getting some salt
Better be the pumpkin doll, I don't want it to stop, come and make me feel alive
We'll need an anti-heal.
Him just can win this bush.
Now we're gonna check.
I
This is good this is good this is good this is good
I'm just gonna like split side by now because I bought an alternate boat daddy
HWX is top, bought his men, yeah this is like free resource
i can't get the entire turret though cause wasi is running back
and if i go for the uh... the crux very good chance i die because the vlad is just tracking him dead
so walk here reset
ummm
you know what? yeah fuck this shit let's actually go fully powdery, let's see how it feels
we gotta make it work anyways
I'm going to be honest, I genuinely think one of the fighters could be good enough.
I mean this is like unbelievable actually.
Okay so if Nocturne was topside, what do you guys think of the chance that I could make a botside into botside invade playwork here?
There's no cannon wave bot wave coming in as to cannon waves though.
Now you know what would be better?
Cause bot side of Envade here is a bit risky cause what if it's not up?
And instead if I just shove out like two waves bottom and we just get the guaranteed turrets.
That sounds like a good plan to me.
What?
Wait, is that even worth it for you, bro?
I think he just fucking entered this stupid fucking bastard bitch.
Okay, let's get this in the next item.
Edwin Twin's Roblox or Shoujin?
Why not what's my lethality at?
Uh, 15 plus 10, 25.
Oh, I'm just on the Ubreed's this year.
I think I'm actually gonna play for this
So nocturne's on it. I'm not going for this. It would just end horribly
Real shit, even if they get mountains so I can just get serpents at some point, maybe it works.
It just sucks that IZ4 trying not to as well as one fucking secret redrector is completely trusting me and tagging me.
Is there any chance for this?
Hold on.
That's a lot of ult on.
What?
No Dante's good morning and I think you may need to add Senna to your jungle bureau for
spy and chat.
Seems to want to help you.
Bro, I'm gonna give that to him.
I'm not kidding.
Like, no I'm not gonna play Senna fucking jungle.
Wait a second... Chase, chase, chase!
They have to get this, it's over.
Like if we're not beating that fights, like literally 3v1, it's like...
Is there any chance that they ever sell the Baron here?
You never had a bad game
Like it dude, I'm gonna be honest there's difference between bad game and it's okay people drop that set 21 minutes late
I'm not getting here, I'm having a dying so I'm not turning this enemy to wash hard.
Can you go away from Sheldon?
Yeah, I mean I think it's just over guys, like I tried.
Now, the best part about the game, when we get to see what our top laner's username was
because he had streamer mode on this game.
Well, I wasn't expecting that, that's for sure.
Jesus.
What's turning your bad in this game?
I've unironically listened.
I've played with this guy for years.
I've never seen him have a performance like this ever.
Never.
I'm guessing it turned out to be bad, then, right?
I think I've seen him in the clones.
Yeah, I was.
Jesus.
Why do you go trundle?
I mean, he's a one-trick, like, I don't know, I'm not as mad anymore, I'm not as mad anymore.
I shouldn't have played with the mouse hard.
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As long as I'm going to see worse than point and click, I'm going to be real with you.
I've never used it, so I have no idea.
UN012 yesterday, I did, I did, you're not wrong, but in that game I had 12 assists.
So that's why it's like, yes, I'm an occasion to have games that have really bad scorelines,
but it shows that you're at least actively trying to participate in fights in charade.
i told them you know tell yes it okay i mean it was a bit different yes or
but short
one with that
i guess you guys
high prices all in six out twelve minutes son
jesus
i was listening to this game is just like how to buy poker okay
now i got a lot of win streak first game of the day was actually a decent
performance all things considered
is like the bottom line about that game is i could have so carried it up out of
the
Actually, I got some in the track, right?
Nice.
I actually want to get clear so far. I'm liking it.
One, two, I need to save my third auto now for these ones, it's perfect.
Is it on jungle survival? It is, but the problem is that a lot of the meta matchups nowadays kind of like counter you, like really hard.
I mean this cannot be serious.
Wow, you're fucking retarded.
I mean, I think if I just headblow, it gets the job done without me having to, like, play
with me, you know what I mean?
This cannot be real bro.
It doesn't have flash.
So I'm getting invaded on every camp.
I feel like this is actually absurd.
Like are we fucking serious?
First game of the day!
I know the second one!
right so we're gonna I can't talk normally yet I'm like
I
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald? Best hacker in the world.
Chill, Machacho.
Uh, yeah, I've been in the five months, so I'll come back.
Thank you.
Alright guys, so we're getting an answer to your look for our top-to-bottom phone clear.
Dragon's up in about a minute, and I'm gonna give you this Yobiko advantage.
So even if Talon ends up getting like, a couple of credits, okay.
It's not bad for us.
Actually, very happy with this.
We can even look for the dragon after the wolves, because our ground is set down for another
45.
So by the time we got there it's like it's gonna be a thing.
So we're gonna have to find something to do.
Now the thong didn't bait me earlier, so there's a chance that he did it through camp bot side and then after it came in.
Yo you guys know motherfucking donal? Best hacker in the world.
Alright, so looks like the club is pushing in, but he's about to get his remount.
Honestly though, we should be able to come through the remount.
The reason why I think is Valk Empuska's town is probably topside.
So we could actually do here as we could paint for a team to help us on this on the come to dragon.
Now, there is a little bit of a problem, guys.
And it's the fact that because Kled now is out, they could actually contest me on this dragon.
So if I see the Kled coming bot side, I can run.
Uh-oh, that's not good.
So now unfortunately we do have to get the Dragon.
That is what it is.
Alright, so let's just click on the gromp tile and then afterwards we can look on the
reset.
The reason why I'm recalling this is because if I walk straight to my
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Oh shucks, looks like I've done all my rafters but that's okay, we still have 3 chems at
clear boss height.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DONAL, best hacker in the world!
Alright guys, so the good news right now is that we're getting the blue, and then we
can also get the gromp too.
I want to cry because of how grateful I am for everything I have in this life right now.
And even if we are having an unfortunate early game in League of Legends, let's not let that
mull over the fact of how blessed we are in other aspects, right?
looks like Val'Khaz might push up here. I'll just get the minion wave though. Any resources
are good resources.
So now the dragon is up, but the problem is that I'm falling as 1 in 10, and my mid lane
is 0 in 2, so I don't think I can fight that. But then the issues I also can invade. So
now I'm just forced to say I can't do nothing. But that's okay. I love this scenery in League
legends and walking around the map and just seeing what life has to offer is a great use of my time.
So I think that this crab might be up, and if it is, that'd be really nice.
Oh, look at that.
It's gone as well.
I know my balling is one in eleven. That's amazing.
Look at what two people can accomplish when they work hard together.
Managing to solo lose or team the game. Just with the impact of one lane.
But it just goes to show that in life as long as you try anything as possible.
Some people try their hardest to succeed. Others try their hardest to bring other people down.
But the best thing that we can do is not let the actions and opinions of others influence how we actually operate.
So we're just gonna play for the top to bottom here and it should be really nice.
Oh, look at that, I'm getting invaded.
Well, we were able to actually secure the smite on the red buff, so we didn't actually lose it.
That's great. That makes me happy.
How would you look at that?
Our raptors are gone for the third time in the last 10 minutes.
I hope Talon is enjoying it though.
As long as he's having fun, then that at least makes one of us.
Think of Legends as a game after all, right?
And as long as some people aren't enjoying themselves, that's amazing.
Wow, Zilean managed to go 0-7 on a champion who's also literally revives him.
That's actually mind-numbingly crazy.
We know what good for him.
Hi.
You asked me to ask you later about this.
It's been a week or so.
How about trying the Trees Hate You demo?
So now my zillion is just sitting in the AFK doing nothing, that's great, I hope he's
He's trying himself.
All right guys, all of a sudden the good news is that we still have one player on our team that can have a functioning brain and that's our Anivia.
He's currently 0-0-0, but I don't know if he'll be able to carry this.
So it looks like Talon's invading our Raptors again, but if we could get it...
Have you tried Senna Jungling?
Kill yourself, you fucking retard!
Endgame!
Oh, that was a very unfortunate loss.
Mango, I'm giving you two weeks.
What?!
All right, off to the next one.
Oh, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald, best hacker in the world.
What?
right now like I'm going to be honest like this
oh my god that thing dude I need a minute I need a minute these two games have just been so discussed
I never know what's coming
You're never fascinated
Hope you don't start running
Make a bad situation
You are a seminar
About your family
What?
We're genuinely the funniest streamer
You are a seminar
Probably the best one
I know nothing about the way you are
Oh, December, December
The stars fell on your face
Like kind of science catching down on
Roaming men who were roving
Like a flower in the summer
Do you want to shoot me, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know, I don't know
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
I can watch you forever
Action!
It's real love
I can watch you forever
Oh
Yo, you guys know motherfucker
Whoo, I'll use Jinx he's playing game-off string
And a Zmoth here in the brahmok. I'm Shabby there in 20 months. Welcome back. Thank you
One spounce my thing as your sub's astro pv thing as your promise as well
Taric's ratman thing as for the sub's too
Thank you guys. All right, sir
How'd the work out of Termin' Gala?
I thought it was as good as you would have expected.
You made the bald kid addicted, I'm sorry, every game's a little weird.
Don't chase that wasn't me someone impersonated.
Check PayPal logs or something.
I only donate through Biff.
I don't know what you're doing.
Alright, here I'll unbend you.
Wait a minute, tell me someone impersonated you and got you to a band?
Jesus.
Alright, I don't see them.
You're good.
I went to the bathroom so I'm feeling a little bit un-tilted.
I'm feeling refreshed.
Okay, let's see what skins we get from opening these chests.
Champion.
Riot, Kale, Teemo, Sats, I don't like any of these games.
Let's actually just like primarily roll everything.
Yeah, we're just like we roll everything.
Very benevolent leader. Yeah, I'm good, bro. I'm like a really nice guy. The nicest guy we're ever going to meet
Maybe I'll do some extra games like I'm just like genuinely up here, I know
Irelia, bro
K-1.
Spectate Jiddy?
The thing is I would guys but I'm on a 2 game off streak.
So it's like because I'm on 2 game off streak I can't.
I'm like on a run, Cree.
The answer is access to people logs so don't try to play around.
Wait, actually, true. Let's see who that guy that donated that was.
I'm not going to say his shit, obviously, but let's see.
It's not there yet.
I got auto filled ADC, we can't be serious.
Now this is crazy.
This is the craziest thing I think I've ever seen.
So my first two games of the day were the most disgusting losses I've ever seen ever.
And then afterwards I get auto-filled.
But low-key, wait, hold on.
Everyone listen, because there could be a method.
If we win this singular game, we actually get the LP from both the losses.
So if we win, then it's like the day didn't even happen.
Does that make sense?
I'm gonna reset back to zero.
Oh my god, but this could actually be the method.
Uh, I'm not for Jhin's game, to be honest.
i would have walked in silver but i don't know silver for some reason
unless i pay a mage bot, do i on luxe?
ooh i do on luxe
we have a rakan, do i on xayah? i'm not playing xayah
I mean this game looks like a nightmare game for any of you see.
Smaller hide keys, smaller, smaller, nah I'm not going smaller.
You know what, let's do this here.
This should be good.
Uh, they have a Bard, Bard perma slow so we'll do our inflection second one.
Let me see it jinx rooms
So it looks like secondary rooms
People normally go jack of all trades inspiration. I'm seeing a lot of a celebrity gathering storm
You know I can't even stick with these runes, I should at least I should at least see something.
Again then for build we're gonna do a Hexoptic, oh storm racer rush lets get it, I should.
are going storm racer into infinity edge the one do some reason I'm not I like
the idea low key okay I like that yeah so my slow key looks very good this game
It's over and now my ADC is actually really good.
Dingsu is also one of my better champions.
The only reason why I used to lose with him when I did my ADC arc was because I would
build Grinsu's Blader and King and I would go like this TFT on hit build is actually
bad.
My mechanics are fucking sick.
You guys are going to see my ADC is genuinely really good.
Alright, so guys.
oh big auto on the both of them to I wonder if my rockets outweighed her base
Soros because Kaelin is the highest auto-attacker in JDC in the entire game.
I'm not gonna bother looking for poke, we're just looking to scale this game anyways.
Not that I think it would be able to fight for nearly as much as I need following anyways.
Like this game is a plus 6 TLP game so we gotta take it serious.
Alright, now that our jungler is piling towards bot, this is going to be super good lane set for us.
We can't fight this, we can't fight this, just hard push the wave.
I'm going to be honest, I'm really not worried about a Nocturne Gang at level 4.
Okay, just go fight fight fight
Okay, this recombiner as cancer by the way
Alright, ah anyways we said we're gonna do stormizer was that both out of now they're saving by them
Yeah, this whipset is a little bit fucked, but I think I'm gonna be okay.
So killing both two kills, I got to assist.
Nice, that's gonna be great.
She's walking back in line. I don't think she's gonna be up sort because she's buying much hacks off this
We're just buying up like at least minimum pickaxe longsword
I mean that's so unlucky, she actually got a crit there.
On advice I saw a double pot though.
I haven't used my other one right now.
I don't want to recent up 1300 gold cause then I can get my bf, which would be really nice.
fun game nice and you know what the most fun part about the game is gonna be
afterwards when it's like we're winning and then the Shen just around me
else and then now we just like lose
I'm just gonna go back to the hotel.
I'm just gonna go back to the hotel.
I'm just gonna go back to the hotel.
I mean it just feels like I'm landing without a support.
Because like they have a bar that I can just poke from range while my support does nothing
except going in and then die.
On the bright side we start shoving in low light, we could try maybe freezing it around
to our base.
I'll teach you every aspect of the game including flaming, losing your mind, getting tilted as
It's far away, you're not learning at all here.
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Whatever dude, like...
I mean like, what do you even say about this?
I think I just have to get tier 2 boots for us to kind of like operate in this game.
alright so the shitty thing is that I didn't get the 1000 gold
Nice.
Alright, so, the shitty thing is that I didn't get the 1000 gold shutdown, but at least we
did get another kill.
So I'm just gonna like hard crash this wave and then after it's released then.
Ooh, plus time to go riding, nice.
Sasha gives us right enough for Stormraiser.
Farm up and BLP him, now we will be trust me.
trust me but so much and I should be in a really nice spot because I got 45% of
us whenever I auto so especially versus their combo they're gonna be like all
ending me it gives me like a good angle to actually like five you know
Oh, this shirt's a f***ing gun.
Are we serious?
You guys don't understand my barbed players literally never play in lane, they never play
in lane, they always roam, they always roam.
Except when one thing happens, when they see that the NMADC is fucking down, Tess, then
it's like wait a second, hold on, maybe playing lane is better here, you know what I mean,
it's like, it's so fucking down.
fucking absolute AIDS cancer fucking retarded thing.
Shadow me on site please.
Oh, what?
Well that was a little bit of a field goal.
Okay, so let's end the good news is that now if we plan on reset we can start building towards our IE.
The bad news is that I can't get any like real fucking components.
Unless I, you know what, I'm just gonna wait.
I'm gonna wait because if I wait here it's gonna be chill.
So, how the fuck do I even like play round map?
does he literally walks into lane?
as well as he has that face you make when your father whips out his fucking uh, you know what I mean?
but it's like, maybe we don't have to go black crazy with that, I mean it's just playing the game
oh yeah listen, all we have to do now is we play on boba and we can look on turret
I'm looking at all my dragon in here.
Now if the nocturne ult symbolizes really bad by the way.
Oh nice, our causics just ends. I'm lucky.
I guess he's in there.
Now if I walk mid, I can't even do anything because Vard would just walk up to me, ult me
or an alternate ultimate, I would die instantly
LIKE WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO THE FUCKING DUMB?!
I don't know, like, what a fucking retarded AIDS game.
Nice.
And now we get to be on our third loss of the day.
Great, bro.
Love this shit.
I don't mind support as a jet like this April though, on and on, okay?
He's literally not on me ever so I get delvin and I just like die and then he's just like jerking off and fucking like
Not me I took like the fucking uh the centaurs and the fucking uh the fairies
Like it's like I mean like
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Love you Dantes. Keep your head up. We are hitting Challenger.
We will but it's just absolutely fucking ridiculous just showing you how to deal with this so far.
Farmed like Wyoming! Dude that's how I know it's fucked up.
When Wyoming gets mentioned, that's how you know it's like...
It's not a normal day, you know what I mean?
Oh.
I mean, I don't know.
The last two days of games have genuinely been some of like...
Like, you can't even put into words, you know what I mean?
It's like, you know what it feels like?
It's like you wake up on morning and you walk to school.
It's like you wake up in the morning and you walk to school, right?
On your walk to school, a truck crashes into you, you're paralyzed, right?
You go to the hospital, the doctor starts pissing in your mouth
Just because he feels like it because you can't even talk so like nobody's gonna know right?
Then it's like you sit there right you regain your senses, whatever you go to the cops
Nobody believes you you go back to school a bully punches you in the spine sends you back to being paralyzed
And then it's like you wake up the next morning
You're like well at least today's gonna be good you wake up first thing you see is that fucking same doctor again?
And you know it's gonna be a fucked up day, you know, I mean, and then now it's like wow, dude
What an amazingly fucking shit experience I've had two days straight, right?
And it's like, what do I even do about any of it? Like my support that game is fucking retarded. You know what I mean?
So I can't even play!
He locked in McHond and then he promo roamed when the Bard was just sitting in lane all game
And I'm getting ulted on by a Nocturne Shen Bard 8 TIMES!
and
for mental reset.
Look in, you're getting tilted!
Rio!
Rio!
Bro, Rio.
It doesn't matter if I'm tilted, it doesn't matter if I'm perfect mental, nothing matters.
These games are unwinnable!
Bro!
Sometimes you wake up and you're just gonna fucking rose!
And it is what it is!
You just can't be able to take that dick like a good little boy and then beg daddy Ryde
FOR EVEN MORE!
Until one day they decide, you know what?
Maybe let's actually let it up.
It's a little too much.
He's probably gonna hang himself, right?
Cause now there's probably a rider that's like,
Yo guys, uh,
Don't this has been screaming for like three hours.
Consistently, we've been looking at our statistics.
Leaklears have screamed for that long,
commit suicide 40% of the time.
And then they're like, all right, you know what?
Maybe we should actually let it up a bit.
So it's got us in there to hang himself from the fucking ceiling fan.
Right?
But it's like this game.
Unwinnable game, 0-13-0.
This game, Unmanable Game 1 and 12 balling, FF515.
This game, Unmanable Game retarded fucking support that I DON'T EVEN LIZE IN THIS GAME!
HE'S NECKIN' OF WINRITE!
But it's like...
Fuck me, I guess. I got RFL for this.
title of the stream is wrong yeah and so is the paternity of your father you fucking freak
I got you, John. I got you. Yeah, for sure. I got you.
And John is 721, welcome back. Doodoo rocks and spotting us for the primes. Thank you.
all right talk to blood folk here guys let's get done this is where everything turns around
rage queuing isn't gonna help you don't fucking understand it do you
When you are in the loser's queue, it is like a parasite that enters your PC and it doesn't
matter if you play one game a day or if you play ten games a day or if you play on five
different accounts or if you do anything, because that parasite is going to fucking
stay there and suck you dry until there's nothing left, do you understand, do you fucking
get it now?
So it doesn't matter if I'm tilted, it doesn't matter if I'm un-tilted, these games are
They're unwinnable.
They're unwinnable.
They're un-fucking-winnable.
It's like you're LeBron James and you're playing in a basketball game 5 vs 5.
You have 4 people with Down syndrome on your team and you're against 5 high school athletes.
But at the start of every single game, both of your legs get fucking exploded by a mortar.
By a fucking mortar!
And then it's like you sit there, you're fucking walking around with your hands, because you
don't even have legs anymore, and there's some fucking asshole in the sands being like
Hey LeBron, maybe if you had a better attitude you'd be able to win this fucking game
But it's like maybe if I didn't get my fucking legs pulled off
The chances would be even higher bro, and we're done with that!
Alright, it's now just for the title to watch
Ha
Here's to hoping my jargon clears towards bot so I can at least get a double crab
Ain't had shit go get in the safe so far, but if I can at least get a double crab, but that'll make me a little bit happier
Double crab it is let's go
I'm gonna ghost just like if they're faster
Yeah, go sing for a double crab on the one that comes during that.
Oh, that's one rom-con, huh?
Alright, let's do it.
Please signing this kill.
Please signing this kill.
Oh, yes!
I'm taking this wave too.
You can tax, oh you better buck and believe I'm gonna tax bro.
I'm the Californian government this game, you're all getting fucking taxed.
And all your fucking tax money, it's going to all the fucking homeless fed heads that
Fucking uh, plaguing the streets of downtown. I don't give a fuck. Oh, this is this is gonna be fucking craziness here
All right hugs all the way to prom, but now we're gonna be good
Alright, we just play on the Raptors and afterwards we look on the Wolfs to Gromp and we're going to be, maybe even playing on the Dragon, we'll see.
Have you ever been to California? I mean, once, maybe like years ago.
The problem with me is that whenever I go to the states, whenever I walk around the outside, I genuinely feel like I'm going to get shot dead.
So it's like, I don't even feel like I'm comfortable walking around, unless I'm in Disney or something.
Like just walking around I generally feel like I get shot at by any moment so that's why I don't know.
I love to play this one.
Alright.
Yeah, let's try this one.
I'm gonna be honest give this dragon give this dragon. Our bot has no pile
We're gonna like chance a 4v4 when our team could be like shit
I want to stick around I wanted a top cab I sold my top cab
oh puppy this is all you bro this is all you puppy good
you know what I think our best angle now is you just play top to bottom can
look on the drag
Chicago isn't that bad, there's a genuine gang-related homicides every week, Toronto is the same.
Yeah, but that's because people from Toronto are retarded.
They all just want to be these gang bangers that act like they're from the UK.
It's like, dude, you could literally just sit there and be like a chilled dude from the
suburbs and said you idolized random gang bangers from the UK and you talk like you have
UK accent it's so weird what crowdy demand them be busing right now like are
we fucking serious to talk English fuck leaving the same right so now we do
so you just play on the rappers let me look for the rest of outside and then
afterwards the dragon
Yeah wolves gromp dragon we look on the the dragon and then afterwards we should be good
I can even read some of them on the grub, or grubs I think to be honest
How do you know this?
is the problem is that I'm cultured. At least a little bit. Thank God someone understands.
Yeah, I don't know. It's just weird.
So now we do this, we just put on the dragon and then afterwards we could book for reset
into grubs. Or, yeah, I think reset into grubs, five us.
The only issue with going for- oh, yes.
Mubble 8, I kinda wanna fight this.
Kinda wanna fight this.
I kinda wanna fight this real fucking bad, to be honest.
Nice, and then we get this.
Does it cost money?
Nope.
It's free to play, but what you avoid in monetary costs, you pay for it in the cost of your fucking soul and your mental health.
I think what we're gonna do this game is I'll actually give the axe a mark and another try.
Last game it was like very unlucky after I'm getting to the bonus.
Grubby calling Dantas the R-word. Wait, what?
Creeping, and then we've got Windwalk for very early harass. There is a shock coming
up right away. Does this imply he's getting the healing solve and the clarity and just
delining?
Yes, delining for the undead base.
I don't see it.
Okay, I took on these grubs here.
I'm going to be honest, the grubs that operates the rest of the bots are good.
Nice, good play. Perfect.
Frinn made on Raperusina.
You got Swifty Boots or the City Boots?
I have to tell you about a Hecarim Swifty is never an option.
Unless you go Conker, but I would never go Conker.
Normally I was actually recently doing those Omni-Vamp Boots.
But then, we decided to switch over back to Ionian because it probably has a really good win rate.
Are you fucking kidding?
Yeah, I killed all the fuck.
I mean, the good news is that even if I die, it's not like I get shot down, it's okay.
What?
Okay.
And I had to slow it away, because while I was shooting it, it's just a lot of people
Jesus.
Oh yeah?
You want something else?
No.
Hiya.
Alright.
So I just got
crammed into
lots of top and I'm gonna be good.
I'm gonna be good.
I'm gonna be good.
I'm gonna be good.
I'm gonna be good.
Alright.
Oh I really wanna fight this here.
What? Hi guys.
Okay, so now we'll just trade bot to top and then we should begin.
Where this new build comes from, I was just checking out win rates recently.
So I'm just seeing what I've been seeing is the highest win rate build.
But I do want to start doing three camps every game on hack them, so that's something I need
I get on top of ASAP.
Okay, genuinely not bad.
I mean, if I could actually kill this guy, I'm sure it's gonna be the same post.
I think I'd just wait out at his like E.
Cause if I like run at him, I'd just like TP his back and then I'd get full.
R so I can like get on top of him and then I would just send to reset down the dragon
out of base and then we should be good.
What is Poppy's hard counter?
So Poppy counters champions that have dashes right because of her W so normally champions
that don't have dashes really fuck her.
I know that one of the worst like champions to play Poppy against is Olaf because Olaf
he literally just like fucking presses R he can't be CC'd and he fucks from the ass
then it holds her down and then just starts going to fucking pound town on
that your your disc he broke
we could both be looking at this here
How do we just once look on the bot side player?
Oh, I'm retarded.
Wow, that should have actually ended horrifically bad.
W team, bro, they actually built me out there.
What does he mean by doing freecam on the headcrum? He will unlock camera.
Uh, when did I say freecam? Am I retarded?
I don't remember ever saying that, did I?
Nah, that's so fuck.
He got really low and it's like a shield didn't show up so I was like wait is his shield
on cooldown?
But then it's like it wasn't on cooldown.
I just sent it for no reason.
Oh, three camp!
Okay, so think of jungling like chess in terms of openings, right?
So what three camping means is when instead of playing for Folk Clear, you clear three
camps on one of your cauldrons, and then afterwards you add a left-over gank on that same side of
the map, or you go for a recall instead.
Call Jinx, he just saw us a 50-minute game because of his autistic top laner.
Okay, we'll check that out after
How do you see don't I make yesterday's dream was going really well, but then he got D lost
But he was doing like really well like I was generally impressed
I thought it was kind of crazy
easy.
Look at me, this is a method, Axiom Intubation and an opportunity to do Shoujin against
fun fun so now we need to play for top to bottom full-craner offers upon that
thing you've been three games away from gem for three days now walk in oh yeah
I need to actually update the title
fucking cancer day
all right and I'm saying I stopped the bottom and just like on the drive
You see how moist curcals Jynxy could get to? Well, Jynxy could get to Challenger then.
He gets as high as he wants as long as he keeps playing and keeps turning.
all right now we just play raptors to blue and then we can look on the crab
I'd actually be so down to play for someone
I think we're just gonna have to wait for blue or for like my ball slide and then it's just gonna be like
Crab blue and so drag
So you don't it's gonna be sure but as long as I dodged this all to forget the only problem with all these fights against young as I'm not
I'm never like dodging himself
So like that and he fucking flashes on me you're so fucking pathetic, bro
You played in both NA and EU, what's the difference?
NA and Master Plus, a lot of the time, just looks like farm and play consistent, whereas
EU will be very, very, very aggressive.
EU is also much more mentally unstable, because the problem is that Europeans, a lot of the
time have worse weather than people from NA do. Not like the people from Italy or Spain but like
if you're from the UK or Germany then it's fucking over for you right? So as a result they take their
ingrown on their league teammates because every time they go outside there's only one weather type
and it's great. Like it's not rainy it's not like sunny it's just great. I spent a month in the UK
Spend a while in Germany too.
Loki kinda is not any better nowadays, but it's because of all the chemtrails.
Fucking chemtrail bastards.
Government manipulating the fucking weather
so their population becomes depressed with no sign.
Cheers, bro.
Endgame.
Okay, so now we just do this and after, it's bought the top there.
Okay, so Vokia could actually be a good play on the uh, on the Baron soon.
Alright guys, we might genuinely have to look on the Baron here.
2 seconds on RE.
I'd love to play on this Baron and as long as Yon doesn't have TP it's a really good
call to make too.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Wait, Dyson, you know what I'm talking about, what's that?
Little bro is not expecting me to do that.
Oh, fuck, I tried doing a fast pull.
That's fucking cancer.
I tried doing a fast pull, but now it's bad for the range.
and uh chromatic there in some on some like thank you
all right guys everyone messing up it's like i know what you mean
It's good, bruh.
But it doesn't, thanks for 5.
All we have to do now is we just play on the Baron, and then we should be good by the way.
But just for the one with the Force.
Can we see a Teemo jungle gamer who's like cringe?
I'd rather play other champs than Teemo.
Is there any reason why we're not doing this?
Yo, you guys know about the fuckin' DOLO?
That's the capital of the world.
I mean, okay, I could actually play on the, uh...
the top lane share by thinking about just walking in and looking for a first fight with Q-Stocks is pretty better.
My damage should be like one shot, yeah I can't be aiming you fucking stupid prick.
You gotta watch out for that young.
I mean dude this young is the craziest fanboy ever, it's actually kinda insane to be honest.
Like bros sat there, he looks at the game, he sees how fed the way is, he sees the Astral
7 and 1 and he's like yeah let me just ult on the fucking Ekrem.
Like he's done phallosic 5 fights in a row.
Cheers bro.
Thanks for the free win young fucking bastard.
I'm not talking with him, they've run so much. Thank you.
Tyrone1 just got O2'd by Hera.
Really? Dude, the fact that that base was so hard to attack in the first place is
fucking stupid as shit.
And running out of that with those slowing towers and their nexus slows?
What are we doing, bro? Dude, what I would like to see happen is
there should be no counterplay, in my opinion. There should be no counterplay
there.
You fucked everything up. It is what it is. Yes, you have one hero that's level four. You have a hero that's level two
I'm sorry. Your game is over
Damn the tongue a chunk lost cool idea. I think you could do with JYNX
Every time you have a session start with him learn a new champions moveset every day, especially low LL ones
Yes, but in a way that he knows what to watch out for as a jungler and how to play
Yeah, we're looking good. I actually try stuff like that
bro
They don't attack his base. Yes, we've already talked about this. We've already talked about this bro
We've already been talking about this argument the entire time
Yeah, and we lock them in his base despite having a bigger army. Are you rage-meeting?
And again, it's a popular forever stayed popular just 50 people that play outside of these dog shit grubby term
It's what you're saying
It gets they pop it right it's not pop their ass fucking game the devs are absolute idiots
Well, how do I play for a year? They get an influx of players it takes them months to fix palette and rifle
And then a gauge is still the same exact way by the way
The gate should not be that way, head of moon walls are bullshit as well.
Same thing for undead healing and base is way too overtuned.
The slow percentage of the towers is way too, like these are easy things, right?
If they're only balancing for pro play, which, okay, if they're just balancing for pro-play,
sure.
Also, the devs just announced elo seeding, so you don't have to lose games in a row.
It's been nice for the tournament now.
That made me a lot less tall.
Hehehehehehe
Please read it.
Fuck outta here, don't use...
You're a work salve, you're kinda right.
Orcs have burrows.
Healing house.
Alright, nice.
straight rage baiting yep the tank is wrong
Alright, so I got asked for the Viego game, I gotcha, I thought.
Check Jiddy's OPGG.
Alright, let's look.
48 minute game wow
Wow!
Damn, his brother almost carried two 23 kills.
Yeah, Quinn was just too fed. 30 kills on the Quinn bro.
He did well though.
Alright guys, I promise if you were it that we would do an informative Diego game, so that's it.
Did you hit ground master yet? Shut up.
Alright, let's go guys.
Alright guys, low key.
This game, all we do is we play from the top to bottom.
The reason why Viego is a good pick by the way, this game is because the enemy, or not
But our team has a lot of like insta kills set up like even though they they do have a considerable amount of tanks
We have a quad that can ult in we also have a fucking mouse that can ult and a ronaldo that has her like thingy too
So I'm going to just play for all those shots and we're going to be good.
Okay, it's not bad.
Oh, what the fuck was that Q?
Okay, so what we do now is we just play for the rest of the clear and then we should be good.
I'm doing two points here. I'm pretty sure it gives you like a better clear. I
Was like starting off this camp by doubling it over the wall. No, it's like they're already sure so I don't have to like had it out after
Okay, so now just look on the red into the Krugs and after that we could even look on the crab 30 seconds until that
I'm holding my creature so I can just use one Q to actually get all the little minis, just
spear them all.
He's not gonna hold out a W. And then we flash him and go for this.
Okay does she not have her root?
Why the fuck is my- Wait why didn't my Renata just not use her stun, what?
like she she legit just in use it
did she not have a double-dump?
I missed oh okay
so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna build uh this game I don't want to build
crit and the reason why I don't want to build crit is because the enemy team has
way too many fucking times
so our best angle for building here is gonna be more like an on-hit build so we
can be kind of brusary. So I'm thinking something along the lines of like Kraken Sire, Titanic
Hydra, and it's like Blade of the Ruined King. Okay, so now what we do is we just wait for
the retop to bot folk here. I'm just gonna like check top out, nothing really to do
that on a safe and then how we look on the walls and I will play on the rest of the
the outside and then we should get it.
Like this Gen is looking kind of chill for us right now.
So the Poppy show is top.
The reason why I use my E on this one is because after I clear the wrapper count
I want to get like some more moving speed towards my next one.
Now the thing is that we should look for an invade on the ground. Why?
Because Poppy was last in topside and we know the Darius helped a bot full clear, so with my ball in priority
I want to activate my ball in by invading the Darius
That's how the Darius sit around for like 30 seconds on my fucking drums
Okay, so now we're just gonna wait here
Okay, so Darius is now completely zoned, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to play
for my Krugs and afterwards I'm going to look on the crab.
It's kind of like a bad play by me because while I'm wasting time doing all this shit
he has like the opportunity to reset and look on the top crab.
So what I'm going to have to do is I'm going to have to be smart, right?
Because if the Darius recalls right now and he looks for the top crab, would I ever be
able to get there in time?
No, right?
But if Darius looks for the top crab, what does it mean for the general game state?
He's not boss like, right?
So here's an idea.
What if I use the fact that Darius gets the advantage on top crowd, and I look for the dragon?
But I'm gonna have to ping my Kled off because Darius has to be running there.
See?
And then I would just get this.
So just like that, we actually turned a bad play into like a good play, right?
And then afterwards we're gonna reset and look on our blue.
Okay so now we'll get the rektrix, we'll just do this and then go top to bottom.
Am I playing Diego?
Cause the chat didn't want me to play it early.
i'm thinking some ash like sod on gago too
So now all we have to do is to just play on the rest of the clear.
Alright and now what we can do is we can just play on the Raptors and after we clear for
for the rest of bot side we reset and become the grubs
so that's his blue just respawned so we're gonna assume that he's bot side
I'm gonna ping my mouse hard to ward because if they already are on the grubs and I'll
trade it and invade on the Darius's blue share, but if they're on the grubs then we're gonna
contest it.
Suck?
Perfect.
I'm not gonna stay here.
So we do this, we just get our recall off, and then we run straight over here.
So we know that Darius doesn't have Flash, and we also know that our Gromp has 45 seconds
left.
So that tells me that Darius has only played that he has in this entire game, as he can
test Crab.
So what I'm going to do here is I'm going to just ping her, sit here, trust.
Because Darius is only trying to base this to walk through here, and then try to enter
River.
If I have my, we're not avoiding in this bush to insta CC him, he's fast, just he dies instantly.
I'm predicting the game 30 seconds in advance.
Just sit right here.
No, just sit there.
I guess she'll have a listen.
Oh my god.
I'm going to make the assumption that Darius already cleared his topside and that's the
reason why he's not here.
So he's probably on like Wolves right now and then he's going to look on the ground.
So I'm going to reset so I can get my Kraken's here and then I'll talk to bot Folk clear,
I'll be able to get to dragon on a good time right now.
So now we're going to walk here, we queue like this over this wall.
That way the ground party starts walking towards us, so now we can just start clearing it
without having to like, head it backwards.
So now we're going to walk here, we're going to look on the wolves to crux,
and then after the big fight is going to be on the dragon.
So I'm going to see if my Kled can be here.
Because like in 50 seconds if you have numbers advantage you just run the game.
So I'm going to kill this wall to aggro.
Eat this so I can get there faster too.
I'm not going to bother using my W because at this stage of the game it's like,
worthless unless you're actually using it to the big one.
So Kled is walking bot, this means he's going to ult in.
I'm gonna ult in, so I'm gonna walk with my clutch and then now we just go for gank.
So what I'm gonna do is to use some plan this dragon.
Because with Mal being dead, it means that we have numbers advantage for this play, and
if we have numbers advantage, let me just take it.
Yes, my crots are alive, but we don't care about that right now.
We're at a stage of the game now where objectives mean info more than jungle camps.
Sequencing camps, if you have to give up on the sequence a little bit just to secure a
better play, it's worth it.
So now I'm going to ping my team to help on the enemy top side.
Because they saw us to rock in mid, right?
means that if we play through n-bates and stuff, it could be F.
Now we have to keep in mind that out of base, poppy kid looks around.
I know we cleared the rafters, but did you already get the rafters?
So now if he didn't do this, I'm gonna do something to walk over here, press 4.
That's Oracle lens.
It shows you like unidentified things that you can't see on your vision.
So it means that if I would have seen an outline of the Kroggs, and I wouldn't know
not his Kroggs up, I would have saw him now, see.
Now I'm going to sequence towards a folk clear, but I could actually make a better play.
So the better play is I sequence towards actually a 3-cam clear, and then afterwards I invade
as blue on the timer that I would get there on.
So I'm going to already start pinging so she's away.
Because it's up in like 20 seconds, but if I do this, then there's a good chance I would
still get there on every timer.
So this is how you like really make an enemy jungler feel your fucking presence.
i need my team for it as you guys can see
now soak is mid
i'm not gonna try killing her cause she just queues me and she runs away
okay seriously daris is still on the gun
I mean that's just like kind of fucking sad.
I shouldn't have been walking over vision.
Like the second my team isn't instantly rotating to that plate what I should do is like an actual good jungler is just back off because I know that it's not possible.
Like we already had one good play overplaying my hand just ends up ruining everything, as you can see.
Okay so I'm not going to bother, actually, yeah I'm not going to bother getting tier 2 boots this game, I don't think it's really that valuable.
His vs their comp, Mercshot isn't that great but others like, uh, still caps.
So this next play is definitely going to be on this.
I don't want to look on this one.
I'm gonna wait right here and then we're gonna look at the start point.
All I need is Mausart Alkos.
So this is why I'm not walking right now is because they could be weighing in this bush.
So I'm going to use my E Orca Lens and walk through this.
And then now we have our team in a good position so we can easily fight on the Herald.
After the Herald, what's the next time we're going to be?
Dragon in Minut 20.
All my camps are respawning so I can just sit for Top Slide clear and then look on the
Raptors since like Herald or Into Dragon. Now I'm trying to look to see what our
best play for an actual Herald play would be. So I'm gonna actually do sure
so I'm gonna press 4 and I'm gonna have my Kled to push with this. I'm
recent-wise because it's an Alistar top I can't do shit against him. So since we
know for a fact that Alistar won't be topside and it'll be both side because
it's topside's down, now Alistar has to defend his inner turret against a Kled.
So just like that we get a fuck ton of value for our Kled. Like our Kled is gonna
get me Sandeep out of this.
And I'm just going to be waiting over here for timers because I'm still waiting for my
like, not first to spawn.
So our Kled is going to get the inner turret, he also has the piece so he can rotate as well.
So now that we just got this, and afterwards we're going to be looking around the dragon.
I'm not going to walk in yet because if I get clapped on I die, so I'm just going to stay close enough to my team
so they can help me in case anything happens.
Okay, so we see Kled is ulting mid, so I use my E here.
Now we're looking.
See, he's gone.
Okay, I mean like did I need to go all in like that? No, was it a good idea also? No, because I could have just backed off and taken the dragon
So that's like a good example of like a mistake like I should have just taken the Darius kill and backed off
There was always going to go for more
Good, good shit here. So I'm going to get our Kaitanya Kaiju and I'm going to start building towards
I'm going to be honest, I think in this game Star Axe might actually be solid.
Should the whole team push the lane once both its towers are down?
Not necessarily, it really depends.
So that's the thing about League, there are a lot of strategies.
You have strategies like 5 man group, you have strategies like split where one guy splits
the other 4 group, you have strategies like 1v1 where you have 2 people split the rest
group.
The thing is I just want to default towards pushing down one lane, because if you do then all the minions that are dying in the side lanes,
I'll go with that you're missing out on that the enemy team can get.
And then if they're farming and you're not, over time you're going to lose whatever leader does that you have.
So now for this crab we're going to take the grom so we can play on the same side of
the map by the side of the club.
I'm not going to use my e-share because I don't want to give away that on kill y'all.
Okay, but now we can because we're going in.
I'm going to look towards mid because it looks like Miles is fighting.
I feel like my Darius is walking, that new Darius is walking here because he wants to blue. There he is.
I don't want to focus the, uh, tires.
I'm not so hard as to ping, but what I want is I just want to get all these resources in front of this face.
I use my eno walk up.
Okay so now what we're going to do is we're going to back off, get the blue eye pink, the wolfstrap too.
So I want to extend our lead by denying the enemy diarist from being able to do anything.
I
Thought she fucking fasht over this wall my bad
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna push our advantage by just stealing all the Daris' camps.
He has nothing on bot side, but what we're gonna do is we're gonna enter his top side.
I then afterwards will play on this top crab and then reset because you have a shit ton of gold.
So just like this, I'm getting all Daris' potential gold, so now he can't get any stronger.
So it's like you like deny junglers from being able to come back into the game.
So you're just about stealing all their camps when you have the opportunity to.
So our team is all resetting, so I'm going to recall too so I get synced on the same
timer as them, and then what we're going to do is use some lockshake here.
I'm going to take this blue on lock-amp just because I'm super close to level 14.
And every time you level up you get like 500 gold worth of stats.
So it's worth getting a level up just before you go find a place.
Now the reason why I don't want my E to hit the Baron pit is because like this is still
kind of sneaky.
So there's a chance that they don't know but if I eat the wall then when they walk past it
They're gonna say hey there's a gago shadow wall, it's your WTF is out there, and then they're gonna know
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna eat this so that we can walk towards him
And then now I'm gonna look for a play
So I'm going to E the inhibitors here, about once it's hurtful so I can just kind of like
play around it and then we look for an engage with my W.
as we flash away so that we don't die, it's on the poppy, just hovering off to the side
cause like I don't want to die here
I see him on Viego, you really need to play Viego like an assassin
like it's really hovering off the side playing around my vision
all that fucking good shit
OOOH!
Easy!
And that's how you win!
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Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLTL?
That's Hecarim of the World.
Alright guys, nice. Wooo, feeling good now. Bro, I've been getting these demons out of
me recently though. Jesus. And uh, pretty there in the prime, Gentle Air, Sub KJ, there
in the prime. And Koli, there in the prime. But it's so hard to watch in the tournament
though we got eliminated.
to be ultimately simply as the loser of the first map picks Echol Isles to go
next towards now I usually think of Echol Isles I'll say this casting the
finals
he wants on change the title I got a bar we're four wins away right now if they
both found the toilet no dude but now every time we go to the toilet you only
have to piss.
Somebody?
Thank you for the V-AGA game.
I really feel like I learned a lot.
Just one more small question.
I always find that I don't have enough damage to finish enemies off early to mid game.
Should I just farm more early and look for range?
So, okay.
Let me explain it to you.
Who is you the best?
Imagine playing a jungler in League of Legends is like,
what's your knowledge I could give?
Imagine like you're training in a dojo, right?
The time that you spend farming is the time
that you spend getting stronger.
and then when you go to a tournament
it's like when you start fighting the enemies
so that's why you always just want to make sure
that when you're fucking going for like fights
that you are actually strong because you shouldn't just be fighting like randome
you know
I don't want you to ever sleep. Nope. Literally never.
Alright guys, what channel are we thinking in this game? What do you guys want to see?
Give me an idea, give me an idea.
Give me a good analogy for last game. No I can't. We won. I'm happy.
Do you guys actually want to see Kayn? Quinn Jungle? I'm really mad about Quinn, to be honest.
Like, I'm very mad about Quinn, to be honest. But I'd rather not.
All right, Kaisa pike rumble
You know what it's like, Ebit?
It's like Imagine you're 1930 and someone comes up to you and they say, if a kid's born
named Hitler, he dies. You know what I mean? And then you come up to me and you're like,
dude, can you please help out with changing this rule? But it's like, why the fuck would
we, would anybody outside of literal hammer one tricks ever want to change that rule?
You know what I mean? It's like, fuck your one trick and fuck you for playing it. That's
what I think.
Look, I'm feeling more with this game. I think we're working to begin. That's how I feel
about your fucking hymer danger dude. Fuck your hymer.
Kane and I like the idea of Warwick this game. I think Warwick could be really good.
Why not Wukong? Because the thing is that as Warwick, I'm pretty sure I can cancel the vice all just by queuing through it.
Another good pick could have maybe been Kindred, the thing about him is I would have actually
liked Kindred but I didn't think about it at the time.
Teaching C Viego?
Absolutely not.
Viego is like the one champ that I would never try teaching him just because I know
it's not going to work.
That's the thing about him bro.
It's like that just wouldn't work.
That's a pretty uh, high low game.
Can you put a bang on for my solo queue game?
Low cam down. The last few songs haven't been hitting, I agree with that.
I'll put this for now.
But listen no worry about it buddy like when you hammer dingers win rate tanks right it's gonna be able to like actually see that and they'll react accordingly
You'll be fine. Like am I like my best advice for you would be just don't play it for like one patch
But it's he's gonna go like a 40% on rate and then it'll be like, oh, okay
Well, maybe we should make a specific role for armor
Alright, let's get done guys, we're on the fuckin' wick.
We're on the motherfuckin' wick!
WOOOOW WICK!
I think this game is up hit merch shots game though for sure, but I might want to do like
That sounds like the third item.
Because like Markshots is necessary, but SteelCaps is very nice too.
Who's the low person?
Okay, so Vex is low, but she's not low enough for me to look for a kill, it's kind of just
like she's low enough that like, made my TF kill straight on me.
We need a hardstyle fuck this lesbian music, the first time anyone ever called my music
lesbian music.
interesting but just trust me oh wait Loki he's right though this song it's
actually about lesbians like it actually is
a friend of mine told me the story about it probably it's cuz the girl had
like a friend and then like her friend ended up like killing herself or something
but she was like afraid that uh like if they would come out there'd be like
something like just have a look at them differently if you would hate them so
That's why it's like, we can do it if we tried, like, we could love each other if we tried, you know?
Okay, so now we just play for this, and then after the cards who are coming down, I heard that crab on me.
It just sucks that I'm not gonna get to the crab on me in time, though.
Okay, let's sit down and stop, Kevin.
now guys, if viwalks top, it's about to be a fucking jungle di-double-f
I swear to God.
I didn't know I'm actually on this set.
What?
Alright, well that's just wash.
Wow, the enemy is fucking absolutely ending.
JEEEEEEEASUS!
I'll take that.
Okay, so now what we do is we look on the top to bottom.
Ah, nice.
When you guide for your top end, there are many just fucking guys, cheers, bro.
There definitely won't play for this buff.
My top laner is disabled enough to lose 1v1 when we get his Fosh and I get in front.
Okay, so now all we do is we just farm the wrappers and after wrappers we'll look on
uh...
case in all we do is to come across and then
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So better tiresick now carry them
I mean like obviously we can't get dragons if they always fight
Nice.
Can I climb here?
Here, here.
I'm holding on to mine.
I'm going to be honest with you guys, if I win this bush we can insta kill the Vex when
she walks bot, because she will, she'll be here in a couple seconds.
What's going to happen is Vex is going to respawn, she doesn't want to go mid, she doesn't
want to go top, because she has laners in both of those lanes.
So Vex is on the place to go where bot.
What do we do if we want to fake kill? We just wear a turn on the R. Check this out.
Fucking bitch.
And then I can also kill this, right?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't...
Possess of elimination.
so now we just reset and then we get our merch vats then i'll go towards my sunrush guy
We're not sonors, I think this is now a duke's trybacker.
They don't go bot to top and then we'll see if we look around Baron.
Highbice is on league. I'm down to coach Highbice once he on the left ranked.
Best heck room in the world.
Let me look on the wrappers all the way up.
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Yeah, no, we can't play without Kaisa.
And I can't have a parent there so long so I can back.
And Marty and that's saying that's for the subs.
Thank you.
Okay, so what we need to do now is we need to look on the blue and then after blue we
you have to pay on the uh...
as long as you do want to discuss recently just want
We have to do now is just get our top side make sure they don't burn and then we can
we can test. All right, let's get it done now guys. So you play on the blue after the
blue will look on the ground, after the ground you can look on the burn.
It's the only thing we can play for this.
As long as there's no vision.
I'm waiting for a small thing.
Shhhhhh!
Okay.
I turn to ask the question, some anxious, I thought, it lifts me soft like winds, in your
passion.
Perfect.
Alright, now we can just command.
I mean, I'm just retarded. Why am I even walking? I thought my team... Wait, this could actually be decent though. This could be good though.
Wait this could be good though.
I don't know if my crisis is not auto attacking.
I don't know if my crisis is not auto attacking.
I don't know if my crisis is not auto attacking.
I DON'T KNOW IF MY CISIS IS NOT AUTO ATTACKING!
WHAT!
Alright well I'm lucky.
I
Know you guys know motherfucker don't
He's got this kill
You have gold card?
Okay realistically 30 seconds on this
is there even any fight possible here?
I'm a fucking cancer retard.
Oh, that's come over.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.
I mean, is it, though, 40 seconds?
35?
30?
Not yet.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't think it's over yet.
There might still be a chance.
They have Baron?
I think we're fine.
Am I crazy?
Oh, that's how I was gonna laugh at that guy.
Oh, that was...
Oh, yeah.
Damn.
Sad game
It's all right, we'll win the next one Jinx these brothers anyone more like not gonna lie
I'm trying to guys get us in that's the thing
I'm just trying to get as good as him, bro.
You need to hold Q?
I mean, did I not hold Q?
Literally every fight there.
Like, there might have been like one fight that I did, but I don't know.
Kaisa threw that baron fight for sure though.
Yeah, I don't know, I mean the Kaisa was like a little rough, but I don't know, like she
played bad until that one fight, but that one fight decided a lot, so it's a bad unfortunate.
Alright guys, what do we think for champion this game?
Do we just go back to the heck room?
It's like do we just run him back on the rim yesterday or now?
Like what are we thinking?
We'll play server 41's Yoban right now, this is just auto play.
It's home to fucking playlist from.
Yo, you guys know motherfucking Dota?
Okay, so I'm Jarvan.
Let's go, come on, come on, come on, King Dante.
You know we'll go this game?
We'll do a Diana game in Sherlock.
i really like the idea of dino
i think dino is generally such an insane pick here too
and uh... nick, they're on the 9-1 sloth mic
and twitchtblawth they're on the sloth sloth
and uh... vritharenthi1sla...
Thank you guys.
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Okay so there's no gank opportunity mid, what about bot?
Bot is MIA?
Okay well if the bot is MIA then I'm just gonna smite this in case I jar and nice fucking
sec bro.
I mean that's like unironically my fault though, because I could have backed up.
I got it backed up! I got it backed up.
I sort of got some music.
How the fuck am I supposed to win?
When there's low tempo fucking bullshit playing in my ears.
Oof!
OOOF!
You ready to hit us with this Stonetest?
nice!
yeah!
now!
oh!
i am captain on the french fort sitting, that's why i am throwing it off.
wow!
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all right not bad well games looking good every game what's up buddy I'm still
going to the gym or did you stop dude shut up okay do you guys want to see
something crazy let me show you something so right now I look small
right right now it's like I look small okay cool it's literally always lighting
an angle like it's here always lighting angle and outfit but I'm gonna be honest
I didn't work out this morning I had to be up too early for the fucking out of
the work afternoon
I'm gonna be honest I haven't shaved my body in the jet like a week or so
because uh every day I would just like practice work-out for like 3 hours
You say shut up like a student right?
Well what's the Japanese work to like?
Shut up Senpai Tama!
You know there's one of you freaks that's generally going to like clip down and jerk off to it?
You're going to pick on this guy!
Alright, anyways, I'll just look for this one.
But you know what I mean? This list is called Amatana.
I mean, the thing is, if I just found this balloon, should be good.
If it looks what's meant to be to this, could be good.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Nice.
What's your flash?
How you fucking dirty cock sucker fucking bitch?
Yes, we could look for a dive mid, but what we could also look for this here, which I
think is better.
Objective is over, kills always.
If you have the opportunity, why don't you show us if you've got them?
Jinx is live on League?
Oh shit!
Ain't no way he's live on League, bro.
He never starts his day off with League.
I know, this guy updated his game.
Oh, yeah, something bad inside of me.
I go jin jin, see you later, yes.
Me and the jinster, but we gotta get to the bonus.
Oh yeah, guys, also, I have an update on the neighbor saga.
So you remember how a few nights ago my neighbor was like spam knocking on my wall because
he was mad or something like that, I was being loud?
So Laura told me that recently what ended up happening was because a lot of times she's
in the living room, right?
And she said that when she's in the living room nowadays, they started literally blasting
music at random points throughout the day and this is not someone they've ever done
before.
But they're like blast music, absolute and same max volume, to a point where she can't
I didn't even like sit there and just go in the bedroom.
Like you can't nap there anymore.
So it's like, dude.
Like I don't know bro.
Like this is just fucking crazy, honestly.
We've been here for long!
The voice is aaaahhh!
Whaaaaat?!
what silly hilly belly bro what the fuck this one's for you free kill
but holy shit bro thank you so fucking much what
hold on
Nice nice nice nice
But I should thank you so fucking much
Hey, we're going on a 10-game when she takes just for you. Okay, bro, but it just we were gonna go fucking crazy today
I got you with it today, trust him across us.
I'm thinking something like that.
It looks like we've never done it before.
If you need any advice, you look like you've never done it before.
Try lifting cans of super bottles of water to start out.
Hope this helps.
Ok, not bad advice. Alright, I'll try that.
Alright, let's go!
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
Best hacker in the world.
I see, I'm the six on some black. Thank you.
Silly, hilly, belly? No, I got a sick health.
And I'll pull it there, and the fuck gets in the face shot. Thank you, bro.
You just got to play on our rockers all the way down for dragon.
And I casted a hundred five mobs of them.
Thank you!
Oh no!
Guys!
Redo it!
Redo it!
More!
Revoice!
Redo it!
What the fuck?!
What?!
WHAT?!
ACTUAL FUCKING RILER WHAT?!
Oh wait, am I dying?
Oh fuck wait, give me a second.
Fucking poopy.
BRO WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?!
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU!
Okay listen, Haley.
Ramona I said 10 game win she we're gonna make it 15 now. I got you and
I'm out of there in a time as well and
I saw you there in six months. Thank you, bro. Welcome back
Hey, listen if your first cousin isn't already your friend with benefits
I'm wishing you all the fucking fucking power to you, bro
You got this bro
And again
I wonder if there's any chance that we could actually look for an on-kill share.
Because he's like full armor, right?
Like...
Oh, this could be so chill.
No way he boarded, right?
I think we'll just back off top to bottom, okay, I'm on the get it.
I think it's 30 seconds. Wait a second.
I mean...
Are you fucking kidding me? No, no, no, no.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, not bad. Not the worst, not the worst, not the worst.
Okay, we take those.
Jinx is live and he's starting on League. No, I think it just hasn't updated his game yet, bro.
Because like before you go live, you always have to update your game on Twitch and sometimes tumors forget.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're probably gonna play out of base, straight for this crab, and then we'll go talk to Bot Folker.
Let's silly holy billy choose your next champion, okay listen silly
What we'll do is you'll actually choose the next job, okay?
I'll play any jungler in the game that you want
What the fuck is going on?
Do I need a fucking whip my cock out and start choking it or some shit?
Like, bro!
I don't know, I don't know what it is, dude.
It's like he's throwing the gifted at me and now I have this internal urge that I also
have throwing it back or some shit, do you know what I mean?
Holy fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Thank you, bro.
I guess, and Nelly, watch out if you want to see the next game.
Start sucking him off now. I got him.
I got him bro.
I bought these knee pads for fucking reason.
Okay, low-key we're gonna have to play on the raptors and then bring it all the way to the ground here.
Don't miss your red.
Okay guys, if we play on the grump here, and then we shadow quarky bots, I feel like they
might actually look for a kill on him, so this could be really good.
I'm down here.
I'm going to wait.
Dude up.
I mean just once you drop, yeah you know what I'm dropping the hell out of.
This is why I'm dropping the halter, it's because the job was lost in top so it's gonna be fair.
And Hilly gave me the other gift as well. Thank you, Rob.
So now what we have to do is we have to look on the dragon and then after this dragon we may put on like reset.
Honestly, it could be the method.
Real shit, it could be the method.
Okay, so now that we have merge charts, what we can do is we can just run...
I think I'm going to see if I can book for a bot player.
I can't see anything on the problem.
Thank you.
Alright guys, so now if we play on red to gromp, it shows that we can't play for bambles,
can do. It's his one year anniversary since he made his accounts and followed you? Really?
It's okay. We'll celebrate the one year anniversary of the fucking 10 game win streak straight to
grandmas are not getting
i am being dead fucking serious when i said i shit to you
mom
what the fuck
yo what
oh yeah i don't even know what the fuck is going on
hold on one second
I mean I missed my alt but I think it's okay
dude what the fuck I'll be late no I'm getting worried bro
cuz either your crypto gazillionaire your mafia boss
or you stole your like a credit card and I don't know what's going on
So I don't know which one of it it is, but thank you Raul, holy shit.
Okay, so now we're going to do something, we're going to look on the Zonias.
So in this next item clear up we just actually now we'll just play share on the back
Okay, well can you do a spiyash without mess and that rust up there in the top one. Thank you
Okay, but I want to do something I want to just play on the red now
Javin's definitely gonna come here by the way
Bro
Damn just that chair
fucking Christ as him feels really
unplayable I don't know ever since I
died early because I didn't answer
so I just got fucked
all right I'm crying it's funny watching
chat explode I just come from money
I don't sure enough hey listen I come
from money to want to see wait 600 subs what did I miss daddy no listen we
just got visited by the fucking goats bro silly hilly Billy the fucking beats
boats you may as well buy your neighbor's apartment and fucking evict
them at this point W Billy literally no Billy's coming clutch we might be able
able to afford a house. All we need is like a hundred more streams like this
and Loki might be a house sangle real talk.
Oh nice. Is it on this one again?
Okay so now what we do is we just play for the we finish this off and then
after so we can do this we can look for top to bot into dragon and then we should be fine
We just got visited by Saudi oil prince Abdul Aziz bin Salman
On mine he goes by silly hilly bully and real life. That's his actual name
Hey it's not up to this one we can do so we can just clear our bots atop and then we should be good.
And then quiet cap and off they ask for subs for chef. Thank you.
Okay, so now we're going to look for the rest of the clear on the map, so I think I could
probably just sit towards mid.
Because the thing about this game is that at this point, we don't even really need to
do anything honestly.
Like, we literally just like chill, my goodness.
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i'm not bad
i'm playing bagel for the first time what should i build an order
mental resilience bill because you're gonna need it
now uh... the standard is like you go crackin' into like collector
but personally for now i would do like
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Okay, is there any chance for this playchair?
Nice.
I want to bait.
Oh man, I tried getting my up on Dominion, but the problem is that he had perfect timing
on this hook. And honestly, I have a discord server. Yeah, if you do xmage more discord.
I don't really use the discord server. It's majority just like edators. I don't know what
happened to it, honestly. Because the thing is, I just saw one of my best IRL friends
moderate the server. And over time, I just stopped using it. And nowadays, I think it's
sort of just like an edating volapalooza or some shit. But yeah, I know I always broadcast
when I go live there and if there ever like any announcements or stuff like that if I don't
stream then it's discord.gg slash no one else.
The last thing I actually heard about my discord server was that one point some guy
DM'd me and he's like yo don't test the oba second and I was like yeah what's up and
he's like there's this girl in your discord server that just messaged me that she's 14
she's pretending to be 20 and I was like what what so then the mods had to take
care of that but outside of that I think it's like low-key chill it's like low
key chill
the discord is cancer I mean listen just use it for the notifications and you'll
be fine
I would gotta get done now guys is that a mukong good champs for a bronze player yeah for sure
100%
what happened to the currently playing overlay you used to have oh we haven't had that for a while
to be honest all right guys what should we do for champion in this game what do we
thunkin what do we thunk a jing right now
I had to leave your discord silver because everyone was making fun of me for
calling sailor moon hot nice
silly billy just said take Quinn jungle no he didn't no he fucking didn't
dude you're such a wine piece of shit I'm gonna be honest this might be a
mastery game. It's fun. Uh, Viego one? Bukong?
I'm gonna do big oh actually this looks like a really nice big again
Yo, bro, what?
Holy shit
what the fuck I didn't ask for Quinn jungle okay thank God as long as you
don't ask me to be on the Quinn bro we're on good terms but the second you
said then you say Quinn jungle it's over
but no did I actually thank you so much what the fuck
Bad timing bob, yeah, fucking bob piece of shit.
I mean this looks like it could be a good game, wonky.
It's your neighbor spending all his money on you so you can get evicted for yelling too much.
I don't know what you're saying.
What is what Tamina is a newbie jungle? Whatever you think works fun.
That's always the only answer.
Alright, let's head on guys.
They are the world's bottom line.
I've tried listening to uptempo, it's a little too crazy for the viewers bro, is there a
cowboy?
I'm gonna be honest I do have an uptempo playlist but it's a little too crazy for some
viewers.
I don't know what's in this right now.
Alright guys if we win this we're back to being even on the day which lowkey we need
after how fucked up our first...
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It's like, yep.
It's down to working fucking super chill for us right now.
So, if Packham clears the gloves, then his block side's gonna be up.
Let's go.
Oh, that's it, I'm with the walk-off.
Nice.
Yo, what the fuck, bro?!
Look at this!
Wait, really? Really? Really?
Washbowl.
We check this out bro, it's not done yet, the play isn't done yet, in this bush.
No!
YES!
No, I'm on the headcrumb.
Give me this fucking ready
Oh, shit.
Are you going to walk through this bush again?
Oh, no.
It's looking good right now, it's looking good right now.
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Fuck you don't us
I'm not a fucking fan of this game.
That's fucking cancer.
What if I always have every summoner by the way?
Fuck!
That's what my fucking up though.
I thought it was better than it was again, T-Shirt.
I'm gonna walk here to see if he already took my raptors.
They're such a fucking, like, both this fucking bitch, dude.
Pants fucking hate you too, for sure.
Fucking bastard.
That's fucking hate you too for sure. Fucking bastard.
Knocked her in the balls now that I'm in the scope so I'm free.
Now we just have to objective mob him. I don't care if I go down in CS, that doesn't mean shit.
Oh no, I went down in CS but if he was on the 6 kills, I'm fucking annihilating all your holes bro.
GG's.
Call it at 15. Let's make it snappy.
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So not impressed on didn't alter fucking cheers, bro
If you didn't see his Grandmaster, now we're two wins away.
So we need to win this one, and we need to win the next one.
Alright guys, listen, all we have to do now is we just play on the ground,
bring it all the way up to the fucking crugs
we keep it smart, we keep it stable, we keep it consistent
and it's game the fucking all the way to understand
I find they top-slippered after this.
Shun, you're coming with me.
Follow me now, Slade!
Woo!
Okay, so we're just resetting to put on the dragon.
Okay, three Axiomark and then we can set one towards the ship.
It's actually a smart spot fuck this
So you guys know what the fuck is going on?
No way not to insult.
Okay, so if we get this someone can bot to topfork here.
I don't think there's any way to make a bad guy in the board chair.
Oh no.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
It's a dangerous fucking game, baby.
I thought of signs
It had to be all
I wish it could've all had to go through
Got a fucking game
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Can you hear the silence?
Can you see the dark?
Dark!
Can you fix the broken?
Can you feel?
Can you feel the burn?
I am helpless
While I'm begging on the night
Can you see me, my precious soul?
Will you wait for me?
I'm sorry, brother, so sorry, lover
Forgive me, father, I love you, mother
Can you hear the silence? Can you see the dark?
Can you fix up the rock? Can you feel my heart?
Can you feel my heart?
Alright, one more win.
I'm scared to get close. I hate being alone. I want what I feel, being alone. I can't
let go, I wanna sink. I can't drown my demons, they no how to swim. I'm scared to get close.
I hate being alone. I want what I feel, being alone. I can't drown my demons, they no how
Demons ain't no power swim
I'm scared to get close
Not being alone
Not feeling to not feeling all alive
But I can't lose all of my strength
I hate to have my demons ain't no power swim
one when away guys
let's get it
now the question is, do I first pick Hacker or do I pick again?
Oh shit!
Big Madoka family gifted for Shad.
Thank you!
And Joshua asked me if there's something else as well.
Wait, you gifted another channel earlier too!
Thank you!
Appreciate that.
And then, they're in the front of the hall.
Okay guys, are you guys ready for the win?
I'm gonna go mute for a little bit, okay?
I just want some job.
I'll try to talk on the game's side, but it's like right now I need this.
I'm not gonna distract you. I just want to watch and get into your mind, okay?
Jensie, one win away from GM playing guns in jungle is like your one win away from winning the World Cup
and the enemy goalie is the disabled kid from the kindergarten. Do you know what I mean?
Sort of. Wait, Dantez?
So, hold up. If you win this game, you're GM, correct?
Unofficially, yes.
What do you mean by artificially?
So the way it works is that yeah, so in master plus the way it works that every day at 3 a.m. Eastern
So like noon PST the ladder updates and everybody that's in the top thousand gets promoted to grandmaster
Top 300 gets promoted to challenger and everyone below that gets demoted
So it means that I if I were to like not play at all then I would be
No, no, you're good. They're not gonna go see
Let me down at the lack good. I got no you're good. You sure all right
I'm going to add one anyways just so you don't get sniped.
Okay, so how many of you are running through my Thal process this game?
Yes, also is your game sound on?
Yeah, I just turned it.
I added a 5 second delay now, Tess.
Okay, yep, that's good. That's all we need.
Okay, so the enemy singe is just starting wrappers this game, which means that he has two options.
The first option is he's going to recamp his red side and then after it's gank bot.
Second option is he goes wrappers, crux, red and then folklears, rest of his top side.
So what I'm going to do is how I'm going to actually help my team around that, is after I clear my Raptors I'm going to clear Raptors and then afterwards I'm going to ping my team that he could be looking for a gank bot because his 3 cam timer is going to match my 3 cam timer.
So what we're going to do now is we're just going to finish our Raptors, and just like droning, scouting, whatever it is.
And I'm just going to scout our bot.
bot. So with our bot and being under turret right now means that 100% guaranteed, the
singe is not going to gank bot, so we just saw a singe cross over here, so he's going
to look for a full clear then. So what that tells us automatically is that when we contest
crab in about a minute, we know for a fact that the singe is going to be on the bot
crab, he's going to be on the top crab. So we're going to be trading crabs right now.
So since the singe is also clearing towards top as well, I can do gromp before blue because
the thing is that when you do blue first, it makes it so you don't run out of mana as
sacrum on your first clear, which is better for like if you want to like contest the crab.
But since we won't have to contest the crab this game because he's buzzing towards us
we're gonna be fine.
So now I'm looking, our bot is low, top 100 dollar, it is what it is, it's fine.
So I'm just like keeping my eyes right now on the Lucian because if that Lucian gank
looks good after crab then I'm gonna look there, but I can also look towards mid as
well.
Now the one reason why I'm apprehensive about mid gank is because you know for a fact that
Cynch is about to be on top crab, so if Cynch goes on top crab and I go mid then we're probably
going to fight a 2v2 but the thing is that early 2v2 against uh against singe
i don't think it's an issue
yeah i understood everything you just said right good so now what's gonna happen
is our singe won't stick for a kill on the rocks just gonna walk up here when i
hover there isn't really a play that i could do it would be way too far so i'm
I'm just gonna end up resetting him, you know?
Yes, sir, I understand.
Okay, so now on our first back,
what we're gonna do is we're gonna buy our boots,
and then afterwards we get our Orca lens here,
and then afterwards we can run out of base,
and then look on the topkank.
The reason why I can look on the topkank here
is because my Krugs are still down for about 18 seconds,
so I have a little bit of down time
where I can look for a small window of opportunity
that doesn't actually impact my full clear timing.
So we're just gonna walk here,
I mean, I want him to like,
engage,
so I'm gonna sit back for a second,
and now we're gonna go in.
So we're gonna smite his cannon, perfect, just like that,
and then we also
try for the kill.
Perfect.
So we smite the cannon, we got the kill.
Yep.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
So now what we're gonna do is, we're gonna know,
intuitively, that the first time that Sinche did this game was the Raptors, right?
Then afterwards he did like, Krugs, and then he did Red.
bit red. So we know for a fact that Sincer already cleared his bot side because my raptor
is just spawned and he wasn't active on the map. So that means when, so now we know for
a fact Sincer is going to be around the share, or he's only going to play BD Gangplot, but
doesn't look like he's looking for Gangplot. So what we're going to do is we're just going
to play for this now, and then we're going to want to play around this dragon. So I'm
just going to join over here, we're going to see if there's an opportunity, the Lux isn't
really that far ahead so I'm gonna begin and now I'm gonna look towards bot so
the thing is then we bought is crashing and they're relatively low so there
could be a gank opportunity there mid flash is still up so I'm gonna scroll up
here it doesn't look like my team pinged anyone's flashes so we know for a fact
that even if we were to look for a bot gank nothing would be like down so they
would have everything so now I'm gonna do something look towards mid because I see
fights are breaking out I'm gonna look bot mid gank looks kind of whatever
However, bot gank actually looks more possible than the top, than the mid one does, so I'm
just going to go for this, and then I'm going to try to look for this.
Looking good, Daphes.
Yeah, it is, it is.
So I'm going to go in for this gank.
So unfortunately, our disabled piece of shit, Bard, misses his Q, which is what it is, like
he could have flashed Q'd or would have been a double kill, but instead he decided that
he wanted to wake up this morning and be a failure.
So as a result, we don't get any kills, but the crab is spawning.
So what we're going to do now is we're going to play with the crab and then afterwards
Dragon is going to be spawning soon too.
Top end gets solo kill so now we have winning top that's really good.
So the reason why getting this crab is super important Jinx is because I wanted to notice
two timers.
The first one is that this is at 21 and the second one is that I'm almost level 6.
So it means that since I have a camp advantage by getting this crab versus the singed, I'm
going to be level 6 with ultimate, he won't be and I also have my 1000 damage smite he
gets him.
So by forcing this dragon it's not actually 50-50, it ends up becoming more favorite for
us because we have the advantages on it.
So now we're just going to run through.
Nice, Samira's farming bot.
Unlucky.
So it looks like team is still fighting the Sinj though,
so they ended up getting the Sinj.
That's good.
Now they just have to do this.
I mean, that's, I guess, like my fault.
I thought Samira would be closer, but I guess it is.
Like I should have just held off and waited.
OK, so our team doesn't want to finish dragon.
Cool.
Nice.
Nice!
Alright, good.
So we end up getting one, which is good.
So now I'm going to look top.
So looking top on this timer, I want to look at the minion wave, GenC.
The thing about this minion wave is that it's a big minion wave and it's close to the turret.
So Olaf is going to want to push this on her turret so that it dies, right?
So now what we do is we just walk top, we smite the cannon, and then we also get the
kill.
I'm not bad!
Nice!
Grandmaster time bitch!
No more fucking hard suck masters fucking piece of shit coach anymore, I'm telling you bro.
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna talk to the bot full clear, our ult is up in 50 seconds.
So what that tells me is that since my ult is up in 50 seconds, it's gonna take me about one minute to clear all the way top to bot.
Which means that by the time we get to the dragon, we're gonna have ult, we're gonna have smite, and we're also gonna have ghost.
So we're going to have a lot of win conditions up, which will allow us to actually fight this and have a really good fight break out.
So I'm doing all this, I'm just looking towards this because there's a chance that Sinche actually forces a dragon here, so we're going to have to be careful.
So I'm looking at the Sinche, she's walking up, this means that he's very likely going to be looking on my wolves.
So now I'm going to look at his CS right, and the Sinche has 56 CS, I have 64.
So this is actually giving me a lot of information because it's telling me that there's a very good chance that he didn't clear his top side.
Now, why do I think he didn't clear his topside?
Simple.
Because we're matched on jungle camps, and the first side that he cleared was his bot
side.
So that's why when I walk into his jungle now, all of his camps are up, and then we
can just take all of this.
So we're going to start off by going his blue, then after his blue we're going to look on
his wolves.
The reason why we're going blue wolves into Gromp is because if Sinch decides to come
and fight me, it's a lot easier for me to escape by going for the Gromp than it is for
me to look for the Gromp, than me to leave through the wolves.
It was about to escape route, yeah.
Exactly, yes, yes.
So now, we're hovering over this.
We know that Cynch is probably going to do dragon,
but we have to just say this, what it is.
So now while I'm doing these crugs, I'm looking towards top.
Towards top.
Towards top.
Yes, not dead!
Cynch's time to go push, bro.
I know you can ult through a wall, what?
Yeah, you can.
So now we're going to look here. You saw how Lucian was walking up?
Okay, so Lucian was walking up. The only reason he would ever be doing it is because Sinj is on the dragon.
So we know that in the next 3 seconds, dragon is gone. There you go.
So dragon is gone now, and we know that the only other play for Sinj to go for is to invade my bot side.
So I'm going to ping my bot side and we're going to look.
So now we saw Blitzcrank running through mid, so now I just need to run away.
And then after what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go for a kill here now the reason
I'm doing this is because if I reset right now and I just play for my bot sidecams
I won't actually have like a consistent full clear because both still need 45 seconds
So we know that Olaf has no flash and he has no alt so if I wait in this bush
He's gonna fight the clutch this guy's a fucking retard
Whatever
We'll just my clets cannon because he engaged early. I don't know can run away
Okay
So now we're gonna do this we're gonna reset and then now our camps are gonna be synced with 20 seconds right?
So we're gonna be able to easily look for a
About the top folk there and then afterwards we should be in a super useful
Yeah, so the thing about clad is that the enemy all off so fucking moron right so if clad just walks up
The all of skin instantly going on him
So instead of us having to fight all off here where he can run away
He could have baited the Olaf into fighting here so that he's way further away from his turret. You know what I mean?
You honestly something cool Jhin see look at my farm compare to everyone else's
So now what we're going to do is we're going to play a full clear warded stop.
So I'm looking now at the minimap to find out what my next timer I want to play for
is.
So dragon is down for 3 minutes, we can't play for that.
Blue buff is down for 2 minutes 30, we can't play for that.
Rift held is down for 4 minutes, we can't play for that.
So the only play that we can look for is actually gank.
So what we're going to do is we're going to look at lane states.
enemy mid laner is pushing in, enemy top laner is pushing in, enemy bot laner is going
to be pushing in.
So what we're going to do is, because we're on the same side of the map as our top lan,
we're going to actually look for a top gank here, and then afterwards we can look for
a reset and then maybe look on a bot gank too.
So if I can't hold my ult then I'll want to save it, but if not it's okay to.
You can just puke in your mouth there?
Yeah, but it's fine.
I don't want to get distracted.
So now we're just going to reset on the recent wise because the enemy off isn't walking up.
So we're going to get our recall off, then afterwards we're going to run the straight bot.
And I have my pickaxe in inventory too, so I'm just very strong right now.
Okay, so now our ult is up, so I'm going to walk up here.
The enemy is going to look for a dive on the Samurai, so I'm going to wait in this bush
so that they don't know what's happening.
And now I just have nothing else to do except just that.
So now the thing is that we saw singe in the bot side, right?
And we know that bot gank isn't...
No, I guess that's my bad.
Anyways, so now what we're gonna have to do is out of base, we have a few timers out of
respawning.
So the crab is spawning, top side, the gromp is spawning in 30 seconds, blue buff is spawning,
gromp is spawning.
I see them my Bart is recalling right so what I'm going to do is I'm going to order them around like a slave
I'm gonna say barge you're gonna fucking invade this with me, and you're gonna like it
So now we ping him like this right and the thing is every support is submissive
So if you sit there, and you're just very commanding with them
Then they just like really enjoy being led around like a dog on a leash does that make sense?
Perfect so now what we do is we look for the crowd and then our bar is here so I'm gonna come to scrum
So, Kred is fighting Olaf, I'm gonna just like, look up here.
So Kred is probably gonna die, and I see he doesn't die.
So now we know that this Gromp is up, you have to fight on us.
And I would just take this in front of the singe face.
So now he sits in the car chair while he watches us take all his fucking juicy jungle camps,
and he knows that there's nothing he can do to satisfy them the way that I can.
does that make sense?
Perfect.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the
the blue.
And then after the blue we're going to look for top to bottom
folk clear and then we look on the dragon.
The reason why it's going to work is because in about 35
seconds the dragon is going to spawn.
So because about fast I know I'm able to clear, we can do it.
So I'm not actually going to use my W on the red buff here.
And the reason why is because I want to get as fast a clear as
possible.
So I'm going to use my W to aggro this camp.
Then we're going to push it out like this, bring a smite, and then we just go the long one and go.
That was cool.
Thanks.
So now we're going to play on this.
Enemy Lucian is pushing up, so what we're going to do is we're going to actually look for a mid play here.
So I'm going to be walking up like this.
So there's no play opportunity there.
So what we're doing instead is we just play for our bot side and then we look on this dragon.
So now we're going to use our W again to pre-aggrade this.
And then Bloodstrike looks mid. He doesn't want to play.
We don't have a Gromp. So now the problem is that if I walk into this bush, I might actually just end up dying.
But our Clut is cp'ing bot, so all we need is for our Bard to be willing to kill himself, for the greater good of the team.
So now Bard walks in and kills himself, but it's a really good thing.
This one.
W's up in one.
So the enemy jungler said which means that they probably can't look for the dragon so
I'm gonna recall and then spam ping this.
So now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna start building towards the Scythian.
Yep, that's an intense one.
Because the problem is that I'm telling you every game of League of Legends is playing
hot potato with the one fucking piece of shit that wants to lose and unfortunately for us
we're the one that caught the potato this game I have a one in five Samara
wow so all flashes and he goes and also gets us all down which is unfortunate
Because the problem with this game is that I need to make crazy plays work, because if
I don't, and I don't secure the craziest lead ever, then we just end up losing, right?
So what we're going to do now, is we're going to see if we can make play on this hero, right?
Because the thing is that our team is resetting, that hero is the next objective up, but now
our smurf is running it down again, so that's fun.
I took a lot of caffeine before, so I'm actually kind of tweaking a little bit, but it's okay.
I can control my stuff.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play on these Krugs, and then
I'm going to look towards this Herald.
So the Herald hasn't been started yet, but we know that Alph has nothing.
So I'm going to be looking for some kind of play on top, because I know that Alph's pushing
because I saw him on the minimap earlier and nothing's here cool so now if I run
towards my raptors I don't think there's a chance that they're waiting for me to
kill me on there and then if we fight a team fight the problem is that my only
only real like human being on the team right now is the club so if I fight
outside of where my club is then it's very very very bad so we're just gonna
want to clear towards the club so we can play off our one human player yep for
now like later on the sin just gonna become a human but not yet
Okay, so now what we do is we back off and then I'm going to play on the enemies red
and then I'm also going to check their Krugs.
So Jinxie.
Ah, fuck.
I was going to say there's a tip that you can add, so there's this trick that you can
buy called the Oracle ones, which actually shows like enemy wards and unseen stuff, and
if you want...
Ugh!
Fuck.
Yeah, but it's okay. It's okay. It's really took a lot of caffeine earlier. So now we're gonna just ignore the advice
So now we're gonna do so we're gonna look for the ruby crystal WV
I'm gonna play on the longsword because we know a bit of help now
All right
So now Rift Herald is up all this up in like three seconds and we have our ghost up to
So what I'm doing is I'm like jerking off over here and the reason why is because if they're
waiting in this bush and they try using a skill shot to hit me then they're not able to actually
land it because like I'm just like moving in a very weird and shattery way. Yeah exactly.
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna back up a little bit and now we're just gonna leave
because the thing is that my team scales very well right so because of that what I
want to do is like even if like we have to give an objective it doesn't matter
because like the end result is that it's gonna be better for us long term
yeah exactly exactly so now I'm I'm gonna do some of the words here and see
where I want to like enter the fight from so we see off is going in that's
one kill. Okay so now we're just gonna look for the rest of the kill. Alright, well that's
this aren't you?
Okay, so now the reason why we add the colon P at the end, Jinxie, is that the bar doesn't
feel like we're just like flaming him and he feels like I'm his like friend, you know.
Yep.
So now we have to look for this fight.
this looks like a really bad fight
as long as you play on the dragon it's going to be good enough
now we got this
So that just fucking blows because the thing is that the reason why I walked to this pit
earlier was because there was actually an angle for me to ult on the enemies like Lucian
and Lux and we would have instantly won the fight but the problems of the second that
I went for that, this singed use and ability that threw me away from the angle that I wanted
to go for so it's like literally just because that fucking piece of shit used up one ability
we didn't just completely wipe the enemy team and get Baron but it's okay it's okay it's
okay because the thing is that it could be worse right like our 2 and 9 to 80c could
be like 2 and 10 right so it's like it's not as bad as it could be right jingsy?
Uh, yep.
It's okay.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
Alright.
Oh, nice, they got Baron. That's fucking great.
Oh, and then we throw up those surrender votes.
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the, uh, ball side,
and then afterwards we can simply look towards something red.
Alright, so now the blue buff is up so what we can do is we can just look for the blue
and then after the blue we can look for maybe like bot side here or something.
Go, go, go.
So the good news is that we have Bard, right?
And what he can do here is he can actually press his ultimate on the turrets
to make it so that the enemy team cannot hit the turrets for like 3 seconds.
So they shouldn't be able to end as long as Bard presses his ultimate on the turrets right now.
Like, this guy needs to kill himself, GenC.
Like, in game, this guy needs to FUCKING DIE!
THEY NEED TO DIE! NOOOOOO!
Alright, so now the good news is that I'm respawned and I can just look for this kill.
I'm not sure if I'll be able to kill the other two as well, but...
are you passing jing see no it was a
it was a sniffle are you sure I'm
sorting out it was a sniffle okay all
right anyways are you gonna play
I'm going to watch the reveal of the new season of SEA, and then I'm going to watch the grand
finals, which is happening in a couple of minutes, but yeah, I'll be on later.
Are you only two wins away from GM now, right?
Yep, we're only two wins away.
James, do you know what it feels like?
What?
It feels like I just watched a bus full of kids that I've been tutoring in math for
a year get completely blown up and blown to smithereens.
It's like I'm sitting there and I was just sitting there and I was like getting hyped.
I was like, oh, they're going to the grand finals math competition.
And then one day we're like going down.
driving down the highway and then I see off to the side that there's a bazooka
and that bazooka is named Samira Jinxi and then it goes to and ten in my fucking
game and then I just see a complete missile launcher being launched right
and I just see it battling towards the bus and in the last moments before
disaster I'm just sitting there and I'm like wow this is how it ends isn't it
and then everything just descends into chaos and I feel nothing does that make
sons so you're you're happy
jing see why the fuck would I be happy if a bus full of kids that I've been
TURNING GOD BLOWED UP
ARE YOU RASING
Yeah, it was a snivel
Bro, listen bro, can I give you a speech? You always give me speeches, let me give you one
Okay, I'm listening
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows, it is a very mean and nasty place and I don't
care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently
if you let it.
You, me or nobody is going to hit as hard as life, but it ain't about how hard you can
hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much you can take
and keep moving forward.
That's how winning is done.
Now if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth.
But you gotta be willing to take the hits.
And I don't want to see you pointing fingers at nobody because of f**k, I f**k it up!
F**k!
Okay, Jensy?
I f**k it up!
Jensy!
I f**k it up!
Jensy!
I f**k it up!
Jensy!
I f**k it up!
Jensy!
I f**k it up!
Jensy!
I f**k it up!
Jensy!
I f**k it up!
Jensy!
I f**k it up!
It was great just watching at these babies as a privilege.
Then the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world and you did, but somewhere along the line.
You stop feeling new. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good.
And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame.
Sacrificata.
It pains of me already, though.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows, it's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently for a minute.
You, me and nobody, is gonna hit as hard as light, but it ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you think get hit and keep moving forward, how much you take, and keep moving forward.
It's about never stop in Jingsi.
You gotta always fucking keep moving forward bro.
Yeah?
I'm not sure if that's the right way to do it, but I'm not sure if that's the right way to do it, but I'm not sure if that's the right way to do it.
You were put on this planet to be the greatest goddamn jumper in the history of League of Legends.
And you're gonna do it.
Arriving at you, at your living ship.
Do you understand me?
I understand it.
I could have spent all these years trying to find a cure for cancer.
I could have spent all these years helping people.
I could have spent all these years bettering myself and bettering the people around me.
But instead I chose the noble path.
Instead, I sit in my room for 12 hours a day, mindlessly queuing, and going again and again and again.
And when I get into it, I make my teammates feel like shit.
And when I perform, I make the enemy team feel like shit.
But that's worth more than a million doctors!
It's worth more than the care for AIDS!
That Jinxie is motivation and pride and it is priceless
All right, I'll see you later. I'm gonna leave you to it
I'm literally gonna be I'm gonna be gone for like three hours, bro
Okay, if I come back and you're not
Grandmaster your ass is grass
My ass is grass and you're the fucking lawnmower. You know what I mean? Yes, bro
Don't ask. I'm gonna leave you to it, bro. You're two games off grandmaster. Be great, bro
Fucking great. All right, man. I got you, bro
I'll get it done. I
I know you will. I know you will, son.
Look what I just talked in.
I didn't see it.
Alright, anyways, let's do it.
Alright guys, we need to get it done now.
We genuinely need to get it going fucking crazy now.
I'm gonna be honest, Mastery is unironically the best champ that I could have picked this
game.
There's literally not a single champ, besides Yi that actually does once to the enemy team
comp, but like Yi's able to actually carry this shit, hard as fuck.
And Brand, Trac, Oflasti, Marsilanius, Whoop, Foxfix, Apparel, thing as well as subs, Kremit,
mochi, rep plays, art no more please, they're in the subs, brutal, they're in the sub-azal,
zeikon, they're in the 5-bifted, they're in the prime, pisha bro, thank you, engaliska,
they're in the 6 months, pickle, g's, they're in the subs, t-dan, they're in the 46 months,
and ryan, they're in the sub-alkan, thank you, you say, you carried your last gun and
You stay quiet and locked in? Yeah we will.
Now I'm telling you this game, we got this shit easy.
I'm gonna pat towards top of this game for sure though, honestly.
Cause if I pat towards bottom, patting towards an extra Umi lane, when we're 100% gonna lose the prior.
And if I pat towards the extra Umi...
Dan and Jchenko, they have so much.
If I pat towards an extra Umi lane, it's gonna be really bad.
fuck we're two in this way now
yo you guys know motherfuckin don't
and uh Ryan came in front of us all
alright I'll thank all the other subs after this game
oh my gosh she has
yo you guys know motherfuckin don't
the reason why mask she's really really really
I'm like actually taking
the reason why mask she's actually like really really
wow
The reason why Mass...
Dude, man, this is so...
The reason why Mass Street is actually really, really good at this game is because he can, like, go, uh,
invulnerable to, like, sozin' chat, which is the only way that the enemy, like,
masses and stuff like that can, like, function against me.
So that's why it's like, versus them, they don't really have that much, like, CC as long as, like,
they can just, like, sit there and dodge the better than one.
And then we just go fucking crazy.
And this guy on the electric key too, which means I might also go for, like, AP, uh,
And then we go with AP Nasus.
He goes AP Nasus and the enemy team is fully AP, so we just like win for free.
Nice. Better mark the both guys kills, let's go.
Okay, so now we just got this and then we should be able to...
see that off as bot lane?
some means for sure
he didn't clear the bot crowd
which means if he doesn't walk in the bot side river we double crab him
and they fucking split his disgusting head open
so this is warded by gays always
so if i walk through here
yo you guys know motherfuckin don't
best hacker in the world
So now what we do is we play for the bot crowd, and then afterwards I can make a lit ballerine.
I'm not going to use my E because I want to save it in case I end up ganking bot sure.
I don't know.
The reason why ganking bot isn't even good to look for here...
As I said, the reason why looking for bot ganking is not great is because the Thresh has this ability called Banturn,
which means that he can pull a unit that's kinda close in towards him.
Is crab only good for vision and some XP? Yes I know. Early game crabs are insanely important
because it allows you to get your upgraded smite faster than the enemy and then also get
to your level 600 faster than the enemy. Especially if you guys are like relatively
even in terms of kills then there's not much action happening. Which means that it makes
a difference between if you're able to get first dragon or not. Like whether or not you
get the early crabs could legitimately dictate whether or not you get dragon. Because like
to give you an example of what I mean by that. By the end of my full clearish here, I'm going
to have my upgraded smite that does a thousand damage and I'm also going to be level 6. The
enemy off is going to be level 5 and he's going to have a 600 damage smite, so we can't
even look to fight on the dragon. So if he doesn't fight on the dragon, he loses dragon
for free. And if he does fight on the dragon, then he loses the game for free. You understand?
Okay, so now I'm gonna look top.
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on the Krugs.
It doesn't look like I'll actually be able to hit six, which is like surprising to me.
Okay, let's take on Mr.
It's not off, it's forced reset, I can put on the dragon for free.
As long as I keep it safe and consistent, this game is a free law.
Or good.
The music is too quiet, no, it's a perfect volume for me right now.
right now. If it was harder than this I would generally be like using my shits so I need to like keep it low so I don't like fuck up my own like emotional regulation.
I could get clubs on here.
So what we do is we're gonna play for the cop and we're not for it's spots atop.
So after the spot to top full clear, the grubster is going to be up in about a minute, which
means that if we can look for that it's going to be super huge for us.
So now we're going to use our own family gromp, and then afterwards we're just like clear
It's just for grab's part.
So what I'm doing, in case you guys are wondering what's happening in my brain, I'm constantly
looking at the mini map.
He is like here for example, even though I'm not showing, I know that a lot of squashing
can be made.
If he crosses too many means that he's probably going to clear like some topside camps.
I know that my top laner has Pryo and I also know that bot lane is like being missing,
so that there's a chance that I'll thrash rams.
So even though I do want to look on the grubs here, if Thresh is here and my Umi is not,
then we have to concede them.
So now Thresh is here, so I mean so we can conclose these grubs we have to give.
Now does it suck to give grubs?
Yeah.
But is it better than missing the game?
That's...
Easy as fuck.
Okay, so I'm just back up.
That's honestly kind of crazy that he killed us both there.
So now we get our Kraken Sire spike, which is really good, and then we can start blowing 4 Sequences.
They even beat off in a 1v1.
That's a good question.
Uhhh...
Honestly, it's a maybe right now. It's a maybe
Because he doesn't have a alt so he doesn't have all ten out of my team with me then yeah, but in the straight up 1v1
probably not
Unless I have a significant golden axe period
so now i have my uni with me so i want to work for this stay with me stay with me once
It's a farmer's topside, I know it does. It's fucking cocks.
Some of those are in play for our top to bottom focar and then afterwards I can probably reset her on my boobuff into a new dragon as long as there's a new dragon on instant time.
I'm looking into this one.
Okay, so then I'm dying for that, but trading one for one I think is like, okay.
So now for boots this game.
I'm going to be honest though, I'm going to buy it, but it's dead.
I'm going to get this one.
Alright, so we're going to now, it's out of base, we're going to clear our bot side,
then our first will play on the bot crack.
Now, you know what, I thought about it more, I don't want to do that.
The buster that I can get out of the bandage here is if I actually dive this nice and soon as I come.
So the reason why I started hitting the turret after is because Mastery Q makes it so you
become, uh, you cancel everything incoming, right, you become untargetable.
So it means that if a turret shoots at you, and you press Q, you cancel the turret, right,
the turret shot.
So that's actually the way they can live through dives, is actually by committing under the
tower, but then canceling the turret shot that would have, like, killed you.
Because if I would have run away there, then my Q would not have, uh, come off cooldown
It's awesome if that's not happening.
It's not about his brother, shall I think?
No, it's not true.
So now all we have to do is to plant our raptors and then we can open our crops.
Out of breath!
So ladies and gentlemen...
If you want to make your dream become reality, the people that are running at their dreams
know that they're not afraid to do it.
I'm going to go steal cops and stuff in my chest because my only one, Mikael's, which
is like one time kinds of all CC.
It's not a fact that you are creative.
The people that are living their dream are parting winners to attach themselves to.
The people that are living their dreams are the people that know that if it's going to
happen it's up to them and they're reserving within themselves.
It's not over until I win and they don't come through
What if we have that kind of attitude the cars repossessed nobody believes in you you've lost again and again
But you're still looking at your feet
I didn't left him out.
Oh no, not this one.
And I said, it's fine, I chewed again, that grime was banned, and I lost, and I lost, and I lost, and I lost.
Three days later, I demoted to Diamond One.
If I'm gonna lose anyways, just let me see the beat after the beat after the beat.
And it's like you just want to lose 50 games in a row, you just want to END!
You want to RUN END!
You see, Greg is a queen, going fucking, NOT IN THEM YOU GOT YES!
And you want to bash his head!
I spent 30 minutes in queue, 30 minutes in game!
This game is my RIDE!
I'm gonna do it! Nothing's going right to us!
No more immigrants!
Just get out of my way, fuck!
Fuck you ass!
Fuck this weekend!
And instead of apologizing and saying,
Hey guys, I'm sorry.
Like, you should break the forgiveness!
Yeah, you had no mother, but-
Don't understand!
Break me!
You'll forgive this!
Everything is in game, by the way.
Oh my god, we're 1-1-1.
One more one-man way again, bro.
Holy shit.
Wooo! Let's go. Let me just take a piss. I need to read some mental.
Right!
Right!
The man who would be my friend must have his own reason for living, beyond you.
Some see nothing more than life and death.
They are dead, but they have no dreams, seems.
C minor, put in C minor.
Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise hercules to fight the rising ones?
Isn't there a white knight upon a flyer esteemed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need.
I'm holding up for him to be worth a clean end of the power.
Also, our theme in the Prime is stuff and theme in the Prime is all good so you can
theme in the months like Mac.
This is our theme in the entire month so it's all truffle theme in the 2 months like
Mac.
Thank you guys.
Guys, you know what I think we need to listen to right now?
One more win baby, let's get it done, 7 cinema.
i need to listen to my first ever speech
almost five years ago
this is not about that
the thing is now
the thing is now chad is we need to be a warrior
nothing about being a warrior
is when your account gets fucking permaband
what do you do chat
when they get their main accounts permaband
the thing you need to do
All right, hon, what playlist do I have that could go crazy?
Give me a second.
Overcome!
I saw this place, brother.
It's like we might just see run this.
It's a new fucking beginning, Chats!
It's like, no!
We learned!
We learned that I'm shit-eyed, Kindred!
We learned that I'm shit-a-king!
And now it's like we will get rank one on free throwing all charts!
And it's like, right now I'm not be-a-able to ignore me anymore!
It's like Twitch won't be able to ignore me anymore!
Right now, Chats, like I'm scorned!
This isn't how this looks like, I suppose.
The guy they wanted to keep down!
And it's like, NO!
We need to overcome!
We need to come like one!
It's not an option anymore!
Because now it's about sending a fucking message!
That I don't care if I get targeted!
Or if I get flanged!
Or if I get target-banned or ghosted!
OR IF YOU'VE ENVYED, THEN'S MY ACCOUNT!
NOTHING WILL HOLD ME BACK!
NOT THE PEOPLE I'VE SOULKED YOU!
NOT THE PEOPLE I'VE TOUCHED!
AND NOT EVEN VYED THEM SOULS!
It's like-
Now it's just a prelude.
We need to overcome.
No.
I knew that was coming, it's like we're there.
No.
It's like we're there!
I knew it would come shut, and on the wings of Fido and Al!
We will be a squadron!
It's not a joke, even if it takes me streaming 15 hours a day for the next month!
I will make this game my life!
I will make you guys my life!
not just for challenger, not just for rank 1, but for the message that anyone can do it.
For the message that even a guy who spanked minds, getting flamed, getting addicted,
but everyone, no friends. Even he can make it to the top, someone who came from nothing.
Mom! Mom, it's like I'm dead right now!
It's like you don't understand right now!
And it's like not even my mom understands.
It's like...
Not even my mom understands.
Do you know what I mean?
It's like...
It's like...
We need to fucking rise, chat.
It's like we need to fucking rise
Is that the end of the day? It's like it just shows me it I'm telling you just makes the arc that much greater
One went away
You know we need to listen to her now
I'll tell you just shed a sticky tear down my leg if you know what I mean
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If it makes you feel bad
But as long as he doesn't instantly go for the crowd this second it's bonsai and double crowd movement it's huge for me
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Bono?
That's heckles of a Bono
Don't we not taste it all
Don't we not taste it all
you know what fuck it
okay so we have to back off here and the reason was because if we don't then I get caught
I'm just walking mid to force this to crash, perfect.
I'm gonna play on this.
You guys know motherfuckin' don't?
Best hack of the world.
Fuck no third-party possible.
Now I'm 99% sure that his, uh, Crogs would be up here.
So if I invaded his Crogs here, it'd be fucking crazy for me.
Ah, shit. Two seconds?
I-I-I remember.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
So all you do is you just look for these Crogs, and then after it's on the inside,
talk to Bokka, and then we're gonna get...
So now we're just trying to reset, we get our Ironman boots, then after it we can like
I like double-on, sorry. Yeah, double-on, so that's nice.
So I'm literally just playing Gromp all the way down to Krogs, and we should be in a super good space for that.
I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you.
Who used to be just a glimpse of something,
We have a ribbon rotating, tip of the top, tip of the top, tip of the top.
Nice.
Uh, Kha'Zix has 40 CS, I took three counts from him.
Okay, so that means he did end up getting the chance to pull Kha'Zix on.
So if I didn't bait him right now, I would completely waste my time.
I think I'm actually just gonna reset an up there on my boobah.
I think that's my best angle.
So we know that there's a good chance that Kha'zix does get top, so what I'm going to
do is wipe through this blue buff from the sand and right kill the edge of this, decide
But if he shows up on the map, or if he shows up, I can just instantly leave it to hop out
my dairies.
And if not what I do is I just look for that on the quad.
It's hard.
I'm going to be honest, I guys, I think I'm enjoying this game.
Like, I'm not enjoying being one of Ashley one.
Like, I think we might have Ashley one this one.
Jinx is cooked again. Wait, did he get it? No, don't tell me he's getting DDoS again, bro.
He wasn't able to fix the boss, and I...
That's fucking cancer.
Jungle got DDoS. Fuck's sake, bro.
Dude, that guy got a fucking life. Like, it's actually so disgusting.
Okay, so now we're gonna pound the, uh, the gloves, then I'm not frozen, shall we?
Lock in. Okay, okay, there we go.
Okay, so now we can just play for the rest of our bloodslide and then afterwards we'll
reset and we'll look on the ice to mark.
I miss if I could have a chance to come this way.
I mean, I think 1 for 1 is like, show?
I think I'm not against it, I think 1 for 1 is okay.
I think this can start.
We got an axe to mark now, and then I can lock, show the top cap.
Okay, so now we're going to use the game to plan the cabin and afterwards we'll look on the, uh, the, uh, the wrappers here.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't think blood would be that strong if it's farm less than.
Crogs into a dragon, we just got this one consistent.
There's always the information around me, so I'm just talking about it.
Alright, let's go.
I'll just up this free drive check.
So the issue is that our mid is resetting supporting set too, so go for the drive in
the bottom.
I'm going to look up the rafters and up the zip on the dragon.
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Bring no one to love
Make it quiet, quiet, shut up!
See me scared when rockin' and rollin'
Let's call me a baby and have another night
Only I, only I can taste it
Oh, just feel the fire in me
Oh, that makes so much more than a second long
Now, I'm working with you
You can never see something you've never known
Oh, I've been stuck
Never received my words
But I see the best part
Let's just see the end of our creation again
See when it's your life, it's my life
Life is when no one's forever
But I'm not crying, crying, crying
I've lost my form and you believe
Where I've come from
All the blood and the chisels, we can't make you down, it's too easy
Everyone dies, everyone dies
They're waiting for the dead, they're coming to test
Everyone tries to allot to their lives
But no one survives
Why won't I?
There's many eyes
But I can't decide
If the end of our relationship
Is the end of our life
But I can't decide
If we're going to love
Why won't I?
There's many eyes
But I can't decide
If we're going to love
Oh, I can't run! I can't run!
Ah, how do we run this?
Fuck.
I swear Darius, just ask in C.E.R.
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Kicks me!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I've come!
The world is depending on you. Go on!
I'm coming!
Believe in yourself, son!
I'm these are two powers!
If you can also pay.
I know you're out there, my friend.
Come back to the city and I'll fall right you down!
I know you're coming.
You can come back to the city and I'll fall right you down!
all
i could have played it better
but the mid game was near perfect but the early game i threw really early on
especially not getting the dragons
oh shit it's a jinxed outstyle song
and challenge 75 gets to feature that
thank you
and uh... fix
brah-doh
uh... dvs
gosh
massive the answer is up to us all
uh... softy kexi
hopefully the answer is up to him
the other side counts so i game
i don't know why he went
I'm not sure what that is, honestly, but it's okay.
Chip, Cherry, Mimic, Norwegian, Kirby, things like that.
Uriel, things like that.
Kind of 8 things like that.
Baxi, things like that.
Miguel, things like that.
Hexact, things like that.
Josh, Django, Nuke, things like that.
Thank you guys.
Ah man.
Jinsu as DDoS?
what again I know I'm gonna probably got the loss early but there's not having a
gap right but we got a bit of food on set
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?
That's heckled in the world.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?
That's heckled in the world.
I did that!
Understand the amount of motherfuckers that said it's a waste of fucking time?
I'll never be able to do it. It's not a real fucking job.
The amount of motherfuckers that never believed in me, bro.
Oh, but God did the amount of motherfuckers that I love me!
Oh, do not let anyone tell you the same, bro.
Do not let anyone tell you that.
Can't escape that, can't run!
Alright, we're good enough.
oh shit wait buy safe hand 5 gift it pretty sad thank you and a scrupee
crit and I saw the same as ourselves as well you got this we do and see how
I can't really get that saw.
I got this unique Adlanum.
Can't escape that! Can't run!
We need to get that now.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?
Oh gosh.
We need to get down now.
I'm not arzio, I'm still welcome.
Thank you.
We need a GM then, further beyond.
True.
It's like step one.
Where do we come towards stop this game?
I believe more after I'm gonna begin towards top this game
this is what this game is at so keep really hard for me to play against I'm in conflict
as well when they're in the comments I've like a lot of I know they just have a lot
a lot of cancers ship out like, Mordekaiser ult, Mordekaiser exhaust, they have the fucking
brand as well like, it's an enemy in the same way they built it for me up there so.
Do you have no motherfucking don't?
Best hack of the world.
They may simply not shoot you or something.
so mortage shoving in this what i expected
so i'm walking toward it who that's perfect
that's gonna be the first kill of our life
throwing sauce me
well we end up getting this double sum sound so
so next time I gank top it should just be like a free kill
easily
Ryan need to stop eating
but this is the only actual meal I've had today
I was having something drink to yogurt.
Alright, fuck.
Alright, let's hit.
So what we're gonna do is we just run across and afterwards there'll be rappers all the
way to Gromp.
There are almost thousands of us today, yeah I know it's been fucking unreal, honestly.
This guy came earlier and he gets to like 800, I think, it's just the game.
No, you guys are actually fucking in the same place.
Holy shit.
my days in there it's funny pretty sad thank you
I want to see if we can actually look for the most than after as you look on the
ground
what kind of should code be in the same crossfire
from this mortal planet.
I'll show you the creation of the New World.
Wow.
I mean, that's like an assembly on Lockheed.
I
We're gonna be good
Yeah, I mean like we can clear the vision but I don't think there's any thrust over
do the dragon
you know what's what if we actually tried it though
now this is horrible
like that's gonna bubble sex and i'm just so this is so fucking bad
i won't show them the food
Sookie done very soon.
Because I think I'm probably the reason why I'm playing bad since I'm starving.
Normally starving is good when it comes to league.
But only until a certain amount of hours.
Then it has like negative effects.
I don't get it, I don't get it.
OK, fuck it.
Brandon's soft when she's dragging this, what it does?
Hahaha!
Here, can't escape that!
HAHA! Here, can't escape that! Can't run!
Holy shit...
We at Loki just kept like smiting and looking.
And uh, project, they're in the gift.
Uh, Zephir they're in the sub as well.
Uh, classed them in the two months as well.
I'm walking back and I'll 7 and 7 so I'll take you guys and Jake then we get West 7 and 7 so
The guys are actually fucking insane today
2-2-1
Alright, I'll just take you guys
Oh my god!
Wait, we actually had 1k!
What the fuck?
Wait, Luber, 75 gets a free shot.
Thank you, bro.
And Vice, 75 gets off.
Thank you guys. No, that's actually fucking unreal a
Thousand in a day
Dude, what no, that's actually crazy
All right, but now we need to get grandmaster guys
It's like now I need to give it back to you guys. Oh
Shit and go to the fun this off. Thank you
They guys are actually unreal
I know I'm king, I think this was like more than half of my monthly sub count like two
months.
They even like one month ago actually.
Do I live?
It's
It's what we have to do knows you have to look on our bot side, but Brown's already invading me so I don't know what to do about that
It's him those bush you I really hope not
Time to hit GM baby one case up like
It's gonna be hard though bro, it's gonna be hard
But thank you as we should I'm not saying to get those off
Is there a peak daily subs?
I don't think so
Cause there used to be this guy that lived in Poland and he was like a crypto basillian
and literally every day that I would go live he would just randomly give me like a few
hundred subs.
But that was like years ago.
And recent times I was like yeah actually so it's fucking insane.
I don't know why they would play on this.
The bottom is that if you look for a top gank it does seem to work for them.
Wow.
Nice.
ult kassanthe, but a good W. Nothing more guys versus kassanthe should normally be
unplayable. Yo you guys know motherfuckin' donalds, best
hecker in the world. And uh, flatfish 7-prime and mack, and it's 7-1-side mack. Thank you.
Alright! How does the last week or so feel with a recent like growth and fight?
Honestly, it feels genuinely like almost like surreal, like I'm going to wake up tomorrow
and it'll all have been a dream, you know what I mean?
Because it's like, imagine you spend every day, 8 to 10 hours a day, and you're working
at the same thing, right?
It would be like imagine you're working like sales, right?
And you used to be like the best salesman in the dealership, but then a few things happened
and your mind wasn't in it anymore, whatever.
And then for like months, month after month after month, you're just like going down and
down and down, you know.
And then it gets to one more, you used to make like, I don't know, 100 sales a day,
and then you're making like maybe like five, you know.
And then it's like you wake up one morning, and there's this guy that like, he's like,
Let's be like salesmen together for a bit. I'll show you how to actually get it done
And then you start doing it together
And then it's like every single day. It's like
day one is like 25 day two is like 45 day five is like 65 and on it's like
It's just like I'm not talked about a bit but me and Maura even talked about a bit last night
But it's funny cuz leading up to this like last two or three weeks now. I guess like three weeks
I was actually gonna take like a huge back step from streaming and one point me and her had like a sit-down conversation because like I
Told her I was like I'm gonna be honest like
I've been streaming every day for like 10 hours a day
for the last like years and
It's just at a point now where I generally don't sit going anywhere ever again, and it might be time to just like hang it up and
and just like you know
focus on YouTube right because like my YouTube channels were still doing well
and then she was like talking and she's like yeah but if you just like for one
second actually gave it the same effort that you like used to give it then you
would actually be able to like
you'd actually be able to like bring it back you know so at first I told her
like the classic thing I was like oh no you don't get it all that kind of stuff
but then I was like you know and maybe I will like give it a try again and then
And not even two days later, Jinx is like, hey, you want to coach him?
So I've been focused for the ultimate goal.
Yeah, but things sometimes actually play better when I'm autopilot.
And this suddenly is a game where I can really impact the game by being more observant.
When are you reaching Korea level?
Yeah, I mean it's just crazy for me too because like, it'd be at least like a once a day thing
where there'd be at least like one guy that would come into the shame and he would be
like, hey Nantes, how does it feel that it's never going to be the way it was when you're
in Korea?
How does it feel that you hit your peak and you're never going to get to that level ever
again?
about like every day is just gonna like go worse and worse and worse you know and
you know it's like
I guess we're not condemned
so it's a nice feeling good because like the thing is that when you start like
especially doing worse as a streamer whether being like the way you're
acting or your ship whatever it is like people always can make comments on it you
know and the thing is that every single day having to read like you fall off
you're boring you're not entertaining like you'll never be as good as you used
to be it's always gonna be worse it's like it does end up getting to one day so
the fact that you know it's like persevering actually managed to win
out is very nice
now they'll come in and see what Jinxy does to streamer
as they should bro i think everything's like that
like if it wasn't for him i'm not gonna when i said probably streaming like two
hours a day right now just focusing on like a ton of different youtube channels
where I try a bunch of different ideas until something sticks and I can be like, all right you know maybe
like content creation can last for another three years or whatever.
You know.
Okay so now we're going to just play on the uh the health and after it's well-recent I can look
on the top of one.
I don't know what this is, but it's a synergy.
I'm going to be honest like, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill,
chill.
actually
they're gonna be honest guys like I've been doing this
like shimmy and concentration and stuff like that for like years now and I
genuinely never had somebody
That just like matches me to the level that jinx matches me. So it's like fun, you know
And awesome then five years fish head. Thank you
Because that's what the reason why I love it is because like normally when people are gonna say could some of your content of me
How are you able to revive any game or person's stream?
It's never seen another creator do that when I don't think we will again.
Yeah.
Game of the decade, I don't know, ironically.
Yeah, I know, like I was saying though, um...
Fuck, what was I saying?
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Dole?
Yeah, I'm on Geblank, fuck me.
Oh yeah, like in terms of like energy matching.
Like, I've done like collaborations, I've like...
discord calls have like interacted with like attended people and I'm telling you it's like
The one thing that I've always noticed is that whenever
In the past I would do anything with other people and other people would like unlike people commenting on like out of the
Clips or whatever would hate on me
It would always be a thing when it's like damn don't is so fucking loud and annoying
Another fun part about it is like I sit there and I'll read like a hate comment and it'd be like dude
Fuck don't I see so fucking loud and then it's like there's there'll be another hate comment
I'll be like anybody think Jinx is any better. So it's like the fact that me and him are like lumped in together
It's like nice. You know, I mean like I get it. So we're both just like the loud dudes, you know
I don't have to be alone with being like a loud screamer anymore
Can you answer my question?
You know what?
I'm going in.
That's fucked!
Unless Fizz comes in here.
Okay, this Fizz might be retarded.
Oh, wait a second.
Kassan the quadra kill, Kassan the quadra kill. I'm not in Kassan the quadra kill.
Oh wow, he played that like shit.
Cool.
Okay so what we're gonna have to do is we're gonna definitely have to show them and after show them probably like Cleaver.
all right guys hear me out okay we have a smolder son of a mother what we scale so it means
as long as we can just like solve the game out we just run
Okay, we're gonna have to pay for our bot side and after our bot side also, I'm gonna
a red buff.
Okay, so play on a reset then we get our shojourn. I think the best way for a health is let their
bot or top wall see.
Yeah, cause now what we can do is we can play for like red and then maybe like crab and Baron is up in like 10 seconds
I don't know. Like roll off to see what ends up happening here for sure.
This show at this game is the only real engage so I need an ult to engage but if I ult to
engage I'm like how's your zone, I'm like oh my god.
Yo we got the motherfuckin' thong, best hackle in the world.
Cause more cows can just help you.
Hold on.
Alright, sure.
One reason, our first is coming with full HP so I don't think that they should be able
to get anything here.
I guess I'm gonna be able to bang my ass pretty fuckin' good.
I think I have to get Stax next item honestly.
Like if I can get Stax and after probably like this first massage, I think that would be insane.
I
Surround your chance for the song
I think head killer
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you guys this game is just so fucking hard because
It feels like we do just can't walk up against them. I mean
Brown is up in like 18. It just makes you wonder if we can actually for someone I'm dragging
Well, no, this game is just insanely fucking difficult honestly, but like it's just insanely difficult
I wonder if they actually have a playshort.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
That's horrible.
I mean if I could get on that Unara to 1000 gold now and see fuck it
So you guys know motherfucking don't mess heckle in the world
Yeah, I don't know like the only one running this one is if we somehow saw this game to a point where a smaller
Just one behind said
And the third time, our backs, uh, Cohen, Daniel, Roodz, and Bucker thing as their subs.
Thank you.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, we need uh, we need our supporters to just go fucking insane this game.
Why are you trawling? It's not a thing you're trawling, bro.
The problem with this game is that we literally just can't do anything.
Oh.
I mean
She's worth a thousand gold fits like you have to get this
We try going down the red spot.
I can't be honest, I don't even understand that one.
I'm excited this one's gonna be lost, isn't it?
I
Dude
Fucking me
Alright, so soon you're sure.
I mean, brothers, there's no way that we don't get anything here, right?
But even if I die...
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm gonna be honest guys, I don't know how to play this game.
game. It's like we're getting these engages off but the engages amount to nothing because
I just can't function against enemy comp. Hegrim's just asked against that team comp
honestly. Like you know what would have been insane in this game actually? Zong. Zong would
been really good.
Only thing we're ever winning this one is that the smaller round just goes fucking crazy.
So I mean to be completely fair isn't impossible.
Now then we're just gonna go on our pickaxe and afterwards we'll walk towards mid.
Okay, so Smolder now has 3 items.
Yep, we need Smolder to poke, I'm never going in close again.
that's nice, you got the provac smite though
I didn't see any uses anyways
So I can even play with regards on the mountain so it's just over
Like
Ah dude it's so fucking sad
So your fault your champion is just the last
Well it's not really like an issue of like Hackerum
It's just an issue of like Hackerum and so that comp is just unplayable
when you're when you're like playing an even game
alright guys three wins away now
back to three wins away
you should play viego, i mean, viego is a good sum games
like in sum games i'm down for viego but just like that game would have been really bad too
it's only good when you have like engage
Genji is calling. No, he's not. Why do you guys always lie about this shit?
You guys should always lie about this shit for no reason.
On my fucking camera.
Alright, I said...
Alright, and uh, kick them, they're Monsox Mac. Thank you.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Doodle?
And uh, Lily, they're all Monsox Mac. Thank you.
Okay, give me one second. Go on.
oh my god please another shaman no cc i'm begging you at on my hands and knees
i'm on my fucking hands and knees with my tongue out with my tongue out and i'm
moaning i'm moaning i'm moaning in my teeth i peeled back
oh this game is over this game is fucking over for them
guys i'm not gonna lie that we might have to hit a little rejuice i walked in
the living room first thing my wife says why are you so quiet so they might
have to go a little crazy now
All right, oh, let's see this one
What is every jungle iPhone mid fuck
Fuck
That's honest economy this thing
Why is the number getting higher is it for content man shut the fuck up idiot
All right, let's go
Yeah, I think we definitely have to full-cure the woods, uh, about to kill this guy.
And, uh, gone.
They're on the path of welcome.
Thank you.
Dude's going to dive an overdose.
Now, because the thing is, when I take half Phoenix, like, I'm not taking 100 milligrams
every time you see me, like, get some.
As I'm taking maybe like a max of like 50
So because of an entire day, it's like it may be
3400 maybe I need an outside pushing it
Modern video today after later
Yo, you guys know mother fucking dog. I got this it best heckler in the world
Talks about folk and then I've heard so you just found Bob
Yves vs. that comp is actually the same, by the way.
I think Hecarim could have been good too, but in my experience, for some odd reason,
every time I play Hecarim vs. Harry, it always seems really bad to be a second.
Wish like it shouldn't, so it's really strange.
Alright, let's find some actual good songs.
Fun part is, even if I burn ends up getting more over these wrappers, it doesn't matter.
Alright, let's see guys.
We're just waiting for the rest of bot side and then after the bot side we look on the
fucking crab here.
It's on like 90% sure that this area is like going top.
Okay not bad.
to try to crab. Maybe there's like a fast opportunity for gank bots? Oh this looks good.
Fucking stupid midship.
I mean I could have played that a little bit better but okay that was fucking clean though.
Like I could have bought it a little bit faster and I think if I would have it would have actually resulted me not in buying
The second banner are you just playing yee? Well, I've been realizing recently that I'm actually playing better off hechrim than I am on him
Which is like a little crazy, but it's true
Man, I know every time I play like every time I play fucking uh, any time that's on hechrim the game is normally go better
My G, my Wukong, my Diego, Dan even, they've all been really good recently.
So I'm just playing the Raptors and after Raptors we can play on the rest of our bot side and then we should be good.
Okay, not bad. So now we're going to play on the Wolves, then after the Wolves we'll
look on the Gromp, and then after Gromp we're going to play on the Dragon, and then we're
going to be in a really nice spot.
all right we're going to play on gromp now and then it's dragon.
So it's very clear towards top so as a result we know that her red is going to be on the
same time as ours. Has coaching jinx made you realize that mistakes are making your own
games? Uh, kind of. It's helped me think a lot more about ability usage, like a generalized
concept rather than just like second nature playing, you know?
Okay, so you see how my breath is up in like 5 seconds?
there is one b2
I don't mind using my keyboard, I don't really want to use mine
I mean dude that's like actually just so fucking sad though but why would they ever
What that that's so insane what the fuck
Okay, let's do guys
Oh, we have to do now as we play for the top to bar folk here and then after that we can see we do
Which should be like a generally good good opportunity for us right now
Okay, so now what we have to do is we have to play for the, uh, Krugs all the way to
the Gromp and then we're gonna get him.
Okay guys, have good news.
I'm lowkey starting to feel the caffeine again.
It's like coursing through my body now.
Did Genji got DDoS again?
Bro, his stream is very live.
What?
Like, his stream is very live, but why the fuck would he have gotten DDoS?
He always does, he got the end of the night though.
And recently it's been like also watch playing the rainbow six like pro scene too
All right, we're gonna play on the grubs and then after the grubs I'll probably just look for
That's here
guys is it true if I get the Serpent's Fang on Mastery? yes and I'm one case
those were tears or I was actually crazy I get the gym and just feels like
I don't like it, Unreal.
Alright, nice Krakenster purchase.
Ah, let's go.
I'll never sell the people oh I mean that's fucking like insanely
counter you know what the good thing is so my team should be able to kill
literally everyone share oh no oh wait wait wait wait I'm coming I'm coming I'm
coming oh they're fucking retarded chase it you fucking cock suckers
are you kidding? I'm gonna flash
thank god my Q didn't fall over there
and my Q falls and I'm genuinely dead by the way
perfect
He's got his fuck you little trick-ass
BITCH
But you know what's actually kind of sick?
I've been screaming so much recently that I don't even have to take like honey candies
anymore.
My throat is just used to the abuse.
Like before it used to be the hop for a shurma jiggensie, like out there you sit there and
I wouldn't be able to talk in the mornings and I'd be like fucked and everything.
Nowadays I scream even more and it's like I'm fucking chilling bro.
my throat learned how to fucking adapt
legitimately
i made the throat goat
Alright, honest it's looking good. I wanted this red at 720 seconds.
Whaaaaaat?
I know what you mean though, but it's weird as fuck right now. I agree with you. The thing is that I have like these weird like
patterns though
Like what I mean by that is that it feels like anyone's I've watched my shim for a while is gonna like
Vouch
But the weird thing is that whenever I am playing good like off heck room
I played like bad on him, but then whenever I'm playing like good on heck room
I played bad on everything else
And it's like I wish it wasn't like that but it really is like we're not playing really good on Ian
We're good on VEGON Wukong and even like that
We're gonna see maybe like a month from now. If I walk them in I'm getting dropped like 20 deaths again. It's really
He's as fuck.
Alright, they don't call you the Throbgoat for nothing.
You're god damn right they don't.
you
you
you
you
you
you
All right, chat, do you guys want to see one of the craziest clips ever that's gonna make
every single one of you laugh and have a good day if you haven't been having one already.
I bookmarked this earlier when I went to the bathroom.
What? What?
How does he win?
Shad!
What?
SHIT! WHAAAAAT?!
Uhhh...
Alright, let's go tell my lock in here.
set to liliah, ooh i kinda wanna, uh, Elise, ooh liliah, nice
okay you know what if it's gonna be liliah then we're definitely gonna go hechim
hechim vs liliah is a great matchup, i love this
yes our team is full ad but it is what it is, whatever
They need to fix that website.
I get it's good for content but come on now.
PuttyChinesons anyways.
Yo operator Daniel, can you stop fucking asking GROCK TO FUCKING SUMMERIZE MY GAMES YOU FUCKING
ON!
It's been 20 minutes of GROCK!
ENOUGH!
Alright, let's go.
Okay watch this and afterwards we're good.
How much free to never play Hecarim again?
Until the end of this season, if you gave me a quarter of a million US dollars, I would
not play Hecarim.
That's my price, 250,000 US dollars and I don't touch Hecarim for the rest of this year.
I want a 3-cam in top because it's double ignite top lane.
Alright, let's go.
All we have to do now guys is we play for this game again.
I'm so hard every game.
What do you think about the Kadeem Flash three days ago?
What was the Kadeem Flash three days ago?
I mean like as long as Fiora gets this but she should unless she's a fucking piece of
should nice that's good in my opinion she went better though like if you're
over the back she paired his e like she was supposed to then we're gonna find
but if we get fuel snowballing it's huge for us
I thought it was bad, so I will say all these things.
Okay, we're gonna play for blue and then after I'm looking on the spark robber.
Bring our bot side be gone now because the thing is that when you go for a 3 cam clear,
the enemy jungler can only clear maybe 4 cams by the time you get in base, right?
So how does this work?
In this case, scenario, they invade you on your bot side while they folk her.
But like most of the time if you're going to show invasion, it's because you had a
guaranteed kill, which gives you a really nice advantage.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, do not let her, do not let her do this, please, do not let her
do this.
Do not let her do this.
Respect!
Good job.
I
There's a chance that her wolves are up here. Oh, what the fuck
I mean
That was actually kind of insane, like I, I don't know, that was actually kind of insane.
Anyways, again there's this, we get this exhaust sound, and then now I can get this
Let's see.
Okay, so we'll do nows, we'll look on the
crux and after the crux we'll see when plans are announced
down
into the air
Give me the skill, I deserve it, because I'm the fucking goat.
Alright, now just reset the map first, we look on the dragon.
We all talk though guys, I need to be the tank this game.
I'm gonna build Chochenrush
Might seem like that's more than enough damage
5 of the stacks and I'm a fucking retard
Especially because this guy is exhaust
For what's in front of exhaust it'd be fine if he gets this exhaust
Deployed a good pinkion in Q
Now my pink is always on tab
That's one of the reasons why I'm always like spamming it and shit
Okay, as long as we get this dragon, let's run our speed although.
Dude, this fucking cocksucker fucking bitch keeps stealing my fucking matters.
Piece of shit bastard.
She's going for my red, I don't care.
I know she is. I know how your fucking brain works.
I know how fucking works, I mean you're mine, I mean you're mine.
I can make your thoughts.
I'm fucked up playing level down and I know what it is.
There you are.
I'm at Lohja. I wanna play!
Oh.
You're so cringe. You're such a fucking cringe laser. So if anyone that didn't notice what
happened, I dodged the Lilia's, I dodged the Yone's Q, but because the Yone flashed, it
made it so that the knockup's so untrue, even though he didn't deserve to have the knockup
that's actually so cringy
oh!
oh no!
oh...
I go anyways, now we just got pickaxe and we should be fine
Good job, darling.
Ooh, what is this?
I can feel you fade away
From the kitchen to the bath and sink in
Your steps keep me holding
Don't come near me, I'll be your star
When she doesn't want to stay
It's not a second to the crux
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
That's heckin' the world
This is how you do it
You can't do it
This is how you do it
Alright, we're gonna have to play for a while to stop folkare on the rafters, so it should
be fun.
Unless I look on blue into crab, and then I folkare, but then she's gonna re-envade
my ropers again
such a retarded loser
I'm not going to stop this game.
Yeah, is there anyone that my action kills this guy here?
Come on!
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
Well played, I like those.
Okay, so now we can talk about Folktert or Dragon.
I really really really want to just get that dragon in the second response, so let's honestly
That's all that's all that's gonna be fun
Alright, let's look on the gromp and then afterwards we're going to play on the copy.
and
you guys listen as long as we can get this dragon up for the probably taking the first
I'm tired guys right now. It's actually the same process
Fucking shit
you know what she's found waiting my red is in she sick every time
I really really want to look up the raptors here
If you're down, uh, oh, I was gonna start on my way, so I'm gonna go.
Back up, back up, back up, you almost got me.
I'm gonna be dead.
Oh, on us?
No, I don't think there's another us here.
I don't think there is.
On us! Fuck!
That was awesome.
Alright, we'll get Kindle, and then after Kindle I'll get a repressor.
Second, so honestly, we got this, we're gonna be in a good spot.
Alright.
So, I'm really down for an hour, it's just like a problem.
It's not about the appearance, it's about something big.
Kind of tell thing that the land that you come gank for is having a show on the sidebar.
I mean guys like if you don't get a fucking triple hero, I'm a I'm actually gonna get tilted
Oh no
Oh my god, they actually did this. Thank god they actually fucking did it
One
My nose nose
Nice
Okay, so now we can do this, we can literally just play, fuck it, we're playing on the hell to go.
No more disadvantage.
And we can either play this, or just play this.
Well, at least sometimes you can find it in the Conqueror.
Okay, so now we do this, we just play for this hell, and then afterwards I'm gonna see if I can look on the crab,
but I mean if we get the crab, we can look on Flags too.
I
Guys blue ground and I'm gonna do some crazy shit
So you know what we're gonna do now? I think I'm just gonna play on this.
Lilia's top side, so I'm gonna see when I surely go up her entire top side.
in my wrappers how they get invaded every single time after playing this really fucking
house with a watch.
That's why I thought you fucking cocksucker fucking bitch.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
So we're just giving this video teleport really
Okay, they're on.
Okay, we also got misstabbed here.
Guys, that is top. Let's look for fights.
What if it breaks again?
I guess it's nothing looking left for us.
I'm just reset so I can get at least like my fucking health bar back up to full.
I don't know, it's just insane because they're set against the world, but like, we're just
I suck it that he's retarded and I didn't build that stance, if you bought that stance, this guy would be fucking over
Is that what you're saying, FoyD?
Oh my god, that's nice
I guess if Shen dies, is there anyone that they actually get this solo?
That's bad
Oh, I'm alive? I'm alive? I'm alive?
The topgap might be a little bit too monumental, honestly.
Look at my dog. He's talking bad about me.
Just bad about me. Just bad about me.
Well, part of me just wants to get a fucking Serpent, honestly.
Like it's Yone W. It's Yone Shield, though. It's fucking Zed W.
Kaisa R. Shen R!
Just bad about me. Bad about me.
The only thing I feel is bad about me.
Cause bad after a few years.
It's a special challenge now
I'm gonna find a way to get out of here
And know what you got on my side
So I don't know how to feel about it
Rock on you, keep your fingers on the door
Never dance like this before
Feel my side, dance on
Move your head on
Don't let the blood analyze
Feel my side, rock on you
Keep your fingers on the door
I think turrets is for show the play, I'm just wondering if I get that now or if I like
my components and I just like default. Nah, I think that's the answer. Alright, turn
on the next line, let's go.
Just don't let it, just don't let it
Okay, so Jog's up in about 2 and a half
We're kind of lucky that then we see him as as retarded as they are
Our team is legitimately full AD and it's like two people on their team that aren't like the Shen's
board obviously but fucking like armor. Like imagine this game the Kai'Sa would
have won Tabi, imagine the Yone would have won Tabi like our game would be impossible to play.
your appearance i don't want to hear it you're fine i was here in case you'd see the full world
no one ever sees it but it's all around it's the dinner conversation when it talks about
don't come no it's longer i can keep this one
What?
I can't go in here. I wish I could, I just can't.
and
and that just seems one more item if she gets her like
out of the arm, what a reminder which one she's building, I swear to god she actually
was in the same
here
Okay, we all talk, let's pick 5 on this.
Well, double helipads are never gonna be a surprise.
Oh my god, really?
Bye, see you later.
I mean, we're not only just fucking one!
Oh my god, I think we just found we won. There's no way said 1v5s, right?
Oh my god, out of fucking nowhere!
Holy fuck we're one win away now.
Oh my god we're one win away now.
Okay we're back to one win away.
Holy shit.
Bro, one win away now.
Literally one win away.
And the braider is there in the prime.
Idle is there in the prime as well.
X is there in the prime.
The five is there in the prime as well.
The bomb on the cloud is there in the prime too.
Thank you
Dude that was actually insane
We're one win away, we're one win away
Run ads, no!
You guys didn't watch this shit
On the yabian quest thing, that's what it's like
Thank you
Alright guys
Which champion clutched that game?
I'm gonna be honest, I already played fucking insane.
I already played really well, but the action gets you.
Don't play Hecarim, he is purse free at the moment.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie, you're like, you're on and around with your rights, like, maybe we just shouldn't go Hecarim.
But what do you guys think we should go then?
Zahen, Master Yi, Diego, Wukong, Diana?
You guys know motherfuckers don't
Like which one
And that I'll fuck them from welcome. Thank you
How many they lost like that no those are showing real to me like that
That happened
Go Viego or you this round your win
And they have no CC I'll go Master Yi and we have insane Sarabha go Diego
Why you fucking
Oh my god
GET CANCERED NOW
Oh my god
Ask for jungle
no dude I'm gonna be honest our our jungler this game is having talent like
I think it's gonna play well we just gonna walk it down top when I have last
pick it'll be good for us
you go heck on top this game if it's a good matchup yes we could actually
I speak to everyone when it is heck on top of your fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, I mean like, I don't know, we could do like heck on top, we could do like fucking
Zahan.
I have last pick, dude if that's what I'm talking about, I'm gonna lose my fucking
mind by the way.
They have Taric, Varus, Jarvan, okay we need to lock in someone crazy here.
We need to lock in someone crazier.
You can always go Kled too.
Wait we're against, wait that's Vayne top right?
I don't want to play against Vayne top.
Fuck this shit.
I don't know how to not fight. No!
I need to kill myself.
Okay, so apparently, profane hydro collector.
Okay.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, jeez.
Dodge?
No, no, we're good, we're good, we got this.
Like I'm telling you, we generally got this.
i don't have to get you with this guy say
i don't have
uh...
but it's just so
i would go for a night here
i think that's a song to go to pro for them to come
you're versus huns so you're telling me that we're both filled top sick bro
no real talk we're gonna be fine in this one though like I should have a good feeling about
it
So you guys know motherfucking don't that's heck over the world, so you're gonna be sure
Say wait how long
I
Think what I have to do is when he goes up for that cue I need to like cue him
Let's say the blind doesn't work
If you
Why did I wrongly do this as like chill though?
Fucking Christ.
I have acquired a milkshake.
I don't know what to say.
Okay guys, real talk?
This should be a freebie for us though.
Like not even trolling.
But I'd really like to do is go for like an auto trade on him, like if I could like auto
and then E auto for like a lecture to talk
hold on one second
oh it's some sort of
Really?
Cancel it.
Wait one second.
and
I mean my town's on the same side of the map as me.
Yeah, this just counts.
I mean it's a jungle classic, bro.
You go in one time and the one time you go in, I knew jungler's in your fucking lane.
I mean like realistically, what champ, I don't think there's any champ I could have actually
played here that would have been good, like it would have just had to have been a dodge,
right?
If you watch where you're auto-filled then Master Plus, it counts as a full-loss anyways.
Yeah, and I'm getting cancer. But thank you!
Need a max W? Alright.
I mean he's left me a reset so let me just like do this one.
Is it a 0p loss?
Uhhhh, only if you have a good score.
So, uh, might not be possible for us right now.
I just wish I had a fucking Malfi dude. If I could have one Malfi this game would have been fine.
Is he calms on our side of the map now?
business. Now what I'm wondering is after this next reset would I be able to
I should do some more crazy shit or no.
Alright, so now we can just pan and recall and then we should get him.
Nice!
Actually, good.
You know what I'm gonna do?
Talon, go take over top.
Throw her back off.
Man, how cancerous is this?
So I try going bot, does some work, try going mid, does some work, like, white team at, uh,
wave clear.
The same old team has, it gives you wave clear.
so you can just like fast push and then look for another play
once if you actually look for some kind of like dragon play here
I
No more fun tries out
I
Are you serious?
I mean just sucks our talents they're just primarily hit on me instead of going for the
one fight where we actually can when he comes.
beating I can't I'm stressing though I'm just seeing his ride is fucking
cocksucker company that auto filled me
Oh nice ketchup
I
Just so can playable but it's whatever
I just saw dying, I mean I only have one death to my laner.
Alright, I think what we have to do now is we just run pickaxe, like if we just set our team's scale we should win.
So I'll just like sit back and do nothing.
When it says Buster, genuinely not inting, you're retarded.
I'm literally just cheating because I got FUCKING GONE!
I guess I might have a good luck on this one, see.
Yo you guys know about the fucking door?
That's actually the wall.
Sunyoon, if you don't throw a window scheme or launch.
Yeah, I'll try.
I'm the fucking greatest!
Alright, we win.
Yeah, well the fucking dot watch was not fucking cocksuckers
All right, I take wave top and then I'm just gonna roll my gun
Oh
John riot realized there was no way to stop you from hitting grandmaster on
We will be soon.
I've got a skimmy, I actually will be, like a non-trolling.
Dude, I can't stop stress eating.
I can't stop stress eating.
It's like I know I should stop, but I literally can't.
Oh my god.
I've become a french fries in my mouth, I don't think about any of my problems.
I just think about french fries
NOOOOOO
NOOOOOO
Stop
Stop doing that focus
You fucking bitch
Fucking bitch retard
You guys know that the fuck is going on?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I mean, Loki I think about just like brute force, group fights is going to be the same
Press
Tom look out for this killer she won
Come
Okay, do we have any chance at getting this sword and then make a look into our spot?
All right, we're recent and we're getting up. Let's go
I'm going to be awesome guys, I'm not going to see that anymore.
I think I just got edge of night.
Hold on.
I
Was great just watching every day was like a privilege
In the time for you to be your own man and take on the world and you did but somewhere along the line
Stop being you you let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good and with these darn heart
You started looking at the blade like a big shadow
The world ain't all sunshine and rain
Blood vs. Vang
Very mean and nasty place
I don't care how tough you are
I didn't know he'd like price all of the...
the...
tail even
You
You and nobody
Is gonna hit as hard as lights
But it ain't about how hard you hit
It's about how hard you can jank it
And keep moving forward
How much you can take
And keep moving forward
Okay, if we got this shirt, it's gonna be insane
God damn it, fuck you.
Okay, so built towards our edge of night, and then after edge of night, I'll probably
just go more to a monitor.
Or we just run and shake metronome?
Wait bro, wait.
Fucking flying around the map, Mark, turn around.
Thanks for ruining my life last week.
Hey, let's run the same fucking boats!
Never forget it.
Wait, you guys know about the fucking stone?
I have never, never, you can know about it.
Keep moving forward!
Oh, cool. That's it.
We have my battle!
Nice!
Where's this fucking GOG SUCKER KHAO?!
Oh, there she is.
Hey, we have to reset him, we got a Rage of 9 and we'll get...
Come on guys, didn't look too bad for us for now.
We need the moats.
I want to recall and then I'll just be able to take you back.
Oh fuck, guys, we need to get this shit off.
Chad, be honest with me right now. Tell me if you think we're running this. I took everything
with me a second.
Show me. How much belief do we have right now?
I'm seeing a lot of ones guys. I'm seeing a lot of ones
So be honest, 5-1, that's type 2-1.
Commu with a little fucking sense of base if you guys think that I can hit you with a juicer and you'll be able to handle it.
It's like, I think we might need to put on a little fucking crazy juicer.
I could also go fuck nice. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Yeah, let's go
I
What a skill it
Oh
We need to play for something like this.
Oh yes, come on get his ass.
You know this is all you buddy boy
We need to pile this up
I
Don't know
I think we just have to back off and then we'll just go dragon honestly
I'm going
So you need 2200 both for an item.
This sells for 160.
So you can sell for 220.
So I need to resell for 1960.
I'll get the rest of them.
No good.
Alright guys, your thumbs like now I'm feeling strong now.
I
Said I'm at the begin the fuck out out
Oh my god, I feel like I'm in the game. I think we just got you, yeah?
Oh my god.
I
only one thing would make this better double LP double LP double LP
fucking C plus okay guys why did my jungler from that game invite me to a
lobby
I heard you were talking shit come discord we vaudevue you're an NPC of hacker
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald, best hacker in the world!
IT'S JUST THE GAME, DUDE!
HAHAHAHA!
IT'S JUST THE GAME!
IT'S JUST THE GAME!
Oh my god...
I'm gonna kiss out there in the time...
and keep you guys in the sub as all come Dyson.
Holy fuck thank you bro, what the fuck!
Oh my now we actually hit it
We actually hit it
Guys we fucking did it, bro
So it does I mean now we cue another because I'm gonna be honest with you guys, bro
Like yes, we hit Grandmaster, right? But the thing is that it's like
the bad or not the bad but like the deal wasn't just for Grandmaster the deal
was that if I don't hit challenger by May 27th I need to fly out to tarpon
Springs and get the shit beat out of me can I please get unbanned so guys real
talk real talk remember what I did do we queue up again or do we take the small
victory and say good day what do you guys think as a person and I'd love to
to participate in chat in a positive manner.
What do you guys think?
You guys are on my way!
And Dirty Dog, Mika, and Jude, Khorov, Glimglam,
Aserin, the guys who are subbed is Julian.
They're nine months back.
You guys know Motherfuckers, don't!
Zonki, they're on the farm as well.
Ziggy, they're 19 months.
I'm the donor of Pre-Shop, bro.
Case, Paul, Obok, Tusk, the guys who are subbed is Yevgeny.
They're subbed.
Dude, what the fuck is happening?
Hey dogmatics in the clip, thank you guys, what the fuck for the gifts?
Holy shit!
And Domchon there in the sub, Donuts there in the prime of the sub.
And Cranberry there in the prime.
Uh, Meek Verde said, uh, can I get on ban?
I got ban three years ago, I don't remember what I did.
Okay, so you got banned for saying, uh, I'm a racist.
I mean like listen it was your first ever like issue and it's three years later
let's hope they grew brother also getting repurred
Yo you guys know motherfuckers.
Yo, okay, we're doing a poll.
We're doing a poll.
Yo you guys know-
Guys, we're doing a poll. Everybody votes.
And uh, Viv, D-Shop, uh, Myers, Unzend,
ThingAz, just a subscription.
Thank you.
Guys just a poll, vote in the poll now.
Everybody, vote in the poll now.
Dude, what the fuck, Goob! Holy shit!
Wait, Goob, the other 10 gifted and I think I'll send it back.
Thank you.
Hey, what's happening with the poll?
100 and...
200 people voted, yes, 100 people voted, no.
For two again.
Yo, you guys don't know the fuckin' song!
All right, guys.
A thousand people voted yes?
Six hundred people voted no for Q again.
Holy shit.
Job's not done yet, Q again?
All right.
and you have a bite of this burger give me a second
this is like a massive ass fucking burger by the way holy shit
alright lets get it done guys lets go
Let's go!
Whaaaaat?
Wait, where the fuck did the ditty come from?
Uh-oh.
I
you're fat well they locked in dr. Mundo
I mean realistically my mid laner should trade with me no
I just said that master
this isn't the finish line just the beginning of a journey
Why is your moustache so full, why is your hairline not receding, why you got some muscles
on you, why is your tent feet tall?
Why don't I have an ass that can fit your 45 inch BBC dildo inside of it?
Skill issue.
real
alright guys
watch out for his graves
lowkey, you know where I should go hard this game?
THE FUCKING MASTER YEAR
let's go baby
11 wins per challenger
look at this
FUCKING PROBLEM
GOD DAMN IT
WE WANT GREATY BLIND
MOTHERFUCKER
Alright, let's go.
We got fucking game swing, motherfuckers!
It's the beginning of the journey, you're fucking goddamn right at this, bro.
Let's go.
The fucking Master Yi!
My blade is the deadliest!
guys do you know what song we need for mastery craziness some of you are
about to go fucking crazy when I play this one
get right for it get right for it get right for it get right for it
Wow!
You know what y'all, my baby, that's what it's all about!
Not the old ways, must live in.
It's the nature of time that the new waves come to sing.
It's time to get the fuck done now!
Alright, go time.
The dawn of destiny begins right now, switch shot.
It's fucking go.
Okay, listen guys, what we gotta do right now?
Time for you guys to wanna see a really cool Mastery clearing strat.
So the boobab gots to like 200 health, but...
OHHHHHHHHHHH
Is that shit?
Let's go!
A pound of wools, a pound of rest of all side baby, it's got the fuck down up in this bitch.
Guys, we need to play on the red until the Crogs come.
Well, you need to get done on the red Crogs.
We need to get it going fucking crazy.
Ah, Dorntas, look at Jinx's stream.
Every time he'll say that, he's listening to zesty white girl music.
Dude, it's like that every time!
It's like...
Loki and Banger though.
Alright, let's go.
Locate a banger though.
What?
Alright, let's go.
In period.
You know what, I won't be able to intest a double top, but maybe I can gank off.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god.
She has no f...
Double my flashes.
Okay, so now we're playing on recent and uproar talk on this.
Are we playing League with the Jinx today night?
Oh, it should be, yeah.
Just because he's watching the finals of the R6.
Guys, I'm not gonna lie though, real talk, our fucking team comp is looking quite juicy.
It's like it's actually looking insanely good for us.
Like now she versus I'm actually going to say come on though.
I should not get this habit, I'm not gonna get it.
The only thing is I might even have to get Blader and King as my third item, just for the mongo.
But I'll see, that depends.
Oh my fuck.
Oh, what a thousand souls, they've been up a hand and raced along, and all from day to night, they're back to their nation, and the one man they hate is mine, in the farthest of their heart.
Yeah, look on the cross and afterwards you might be off to hit the dragon.
It's the 15th joint, it's never, and the rights of the steps to go down, and he will be in our hands.
Wait, she's really dying instead of like, playing on this one?
What the fuck did he just do?
Oh my...
I don't know if you guys saw but I literally W to deny half the damage of her auto attack.
Like I had perfect timing on the second her auto attack went off.
Look at the timing did I swear.
I'm legit autistic.
fucking my autism is a super power
if i get a new system i can get it there
I don't think this enemy first ever killed Malikia, but you know she has no flash, how much
those two fights.
So, the thing about this game is that what is she doing in the other stuff as well?
Even on their own top, like, we're so even in CS, it isn't really that bad, but uh...
Like we're good.
Hey, no people, could you share some people with our bot side, and then after, somebody put them on the dragon?
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit worried about the 3-0 grade, so to be honest.
Like that 3-0 Graves is going to be a bit of a problematic champion.
The moon room is a town that's the glitch please push harder
The wall is falling down all around
All around
All around
Take the bait and take the land
No one's on the side
Feel free to run to the phone
One point you got this yottest please?
Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
Okay, okay, not close, not close, not close.
Jhin's here and I'll be killin' her. Hey, she's lookin' quite feathering, I'm happy with this.
I'm on the eco to waiting for Jhin to give us a chance to just send some walks.
since he walks
if he walks over this crowd, we fucking uh, I'm not ready to fucking hold
is he gonna walk there?
3, 2, 1
oh, another one
don't do it
Oh my god, oh my god!
Yeah, let's go!
Go, you have all this fear!
Let's go, proceed!
I've never thought that I'd ever close this!
We have the tops, the tops! Let's go!
Oh my fucking lord!
Okay, talk to my poker, so...
Compete name of the song? This one is called Sabotone Resistant Byte. Last year, I've all been Sabotone songs.
fucking shit kiddo. Absolutely fucking annihilated.
Then the ninja cock slips inside your big bangin' signed cheeks, and then you're sitting
there fucking moaning mastery's name for hours.
Cheers Mundo, enjoy the fucking fantasy, bitch.
Very amusing.
We need a get back mob. I'm gonna lose my book.
Come on, we're here.
What?
I'm never gonna be honest on what the FUCK my teammate just said that but it's fine, we won
Jinx is too drunk to play league, no he's not bro
Okay, maybe
Anyways, let's go for the top of the bottle, okay
Oh
God save me versus graves this game
Jesus
Oh, shit, what the fuck?
A little death by the neighborhood, oh, and uh, Briam, there in the vent, free shot, thank
you.
Please go out, it's beautiful outside, yeah, tomorrow I'm gonna go out a little bit, we'll
see.
I think she's gonna take a day off, so it's like, that's gonna be our day, uh, our day
like chill out and also the little death remix is a the second song or third
song in my french book list
I think I'll take this one.
I think I'll take this one.
Why shouldn't you are any better than me?
Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass!
no
YES
YES
fucking bitch
can i cry?
we need more we need more we need more
bros masu broken as fuck and i just voted on this job
2.13K in the dying, this will stop.
Okay, let's go.
Let's see what that sounds like.
Todd is a part of my folk hero plan, this is at my alt-technical.
When you pull on the backrest and after you look on the side it's going to be 3.
I
Nice
Guys, I'm not gonna live on your phone. I fucking knows it's really bad one second
Coming down, come out, decide!
There's a way to get the stars to ride!
Coming down, they tie up the tide!
And the boys are coming up on the sky!
Get me standing for you to-
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
oh what the fuck are we doing?
I
I
Please tell me that then use Nico's flash
I'm gonna mine up though
I have raguettes.
What?
Hi Dante's loving all the recent content Love You Man's smiley face.
What's good Jesus? Wait give me a second, give me a second.
are these people fucking retarded?
Oh, my God, my head.
This really reminds me of Sam Saroldo's camera.
Yo-N-G-L-J-Y-N-X-C-I's blasted just tabbed in his shit and he got another thing of wine
I don't even know him.
I don't even know him.
God, please, please, please, guys, to the department when I'm begging you.
Oh there's someone chasing the shitty Mundo, there's someone chasing the fucking Mundo.
I'm gonna be honest I feel like I should go guardian angel over anything else
who's the PS on?
it's gotta be serfans
one, two, should be what? three? four autos? four
they should have shot if he doesn't have shot
Okay.
So Niko has Flash up next fight, gotcha.
I don't have it though.
Oh
Oh
well that's actually what what a crazy fucking game bro drop 15 kills drop 15
kills on fucking eagles for that's happened
I mean like it's just almost impossible to win though like that game was
literally 2v5 like me and fucking me and Jinx we did not have another teammate
bro it was like out of the fucking oboe
you're just watching while trying to look for a flank but then Jinx got
flash on by graves and died in 3 auto so
and
Oh my gosh.
We need to get that now.
HAHAHAHA!
Can't escape that! Can't run!
What are you doing?
Burger.
Bob laughing Bob Bob Bob.
I don't know what it's called, Jamesy wants to play?
But he's still watching his R6 thing.
6th thing. It's like he's getting drunk as fuck watching R6. It's also a while longer
though because the score is like 0, it's 1-0.
And uh, Zijan.
Then the gift, Jesus and some months of knack, uh, Clark, Nolan, Atkin, Monster, Yorzo, Mason,
Jack, and tough things also subs us off, thank you.
And uh, Lich and Fitty things, I'm surprised too.
I played Siggi's Wasted today.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?
Last time we played League of Wasted, didn't you go to or no?
I thought you were gonna say no.
And John, let me stop this off.
Oh my god, very slight.
Oh
All right, nice we're done now
Did we tie one on Warcraft 3?
Unfortunately not bro.
He was ghosting and shim sniping.
He's playing co-worker music.
yeah I'm gonna be honest after last game we might have to go it's like it's
necessary after what we experienced last game
you haven't been eating much these past few days yeah just cuz like when I'm
really getting invested in my streams and I'm enjoying myself I just forget to
eat I'm gonna take so much like happy nuts like appetite supressed in right
All right
All right guys, you gotta get that now
I think I might just put on like wolves all the way like to wrappers and yeah, I live just like center full clear
Well, yeah, I could have three cam clear towards stop this game, but I feel like folkering is fine the like over here
It would be weird as fuck if our came lucks got shut then
Because the sign is very known for always being able to like push in the enemies
So that'd be like actually unreal if they got pushed in I'd be like wait what the fuck
So on my team last game
Okay, you're not a millio let's take a new show
I think it's the synths are going towards bot, he loses the game.
Of course he does.
And now you're fucking dead.
Nice.
Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLO?
I'm not gonna walk top crab, follow top crab I died in this intel cause we can automatically
summon Jusri so we have a kill.
Nice.
Kanon.
How do you auto without clicking the cams?
It's a setting called the Facment click.
I have mine down to spacebar.
So every time you see like a red icon like shot that's me pressing spacebar.
just right click so that's how I can like just do this you know it's like I
click back then I attack move click and then it's just like it does automatically
so I have to have like that like crazy like precision and all that counts you
11 wins away, what the fuck happened?
Well, we were 11, we were through, hey, ay, ay, we were 3 wins away from Grandmaster,
now we're 11 wins from Challenger, technically it's all about that.
Nice. I need to kite bot side to get minor regen.
So this is why I'm in the river right now is because if you're in the river or in your
jungle you get mana regen and I'm gonna just like out of mana so
okay so we're gonna look on the Krog zone then after finishing Krogs I'll see
if I could look on the dragon actually.
You know what, maybe it's actually a bad idea to go for the dragon.
I'm so fucking close to level 6 so that's what's felt to me.
No no no, we're doing it, we're doing it.
Lux, you have cancer if you actually have to hit the suit up, by the way.
Okay, I'll GG, you have cancer.
That is the saddest-
Oh, actually not bad!
Okay, I think this is actually a decent game for full assassin mother.
Without even looking low-key looking at the show right now.
What the fuck do you want?
My cat always wicks outside the window.
I think if he could he would want to go outside and explore.
Or not letting that happen to him.
Staying just out there.
Oh, what the fuck?
Nice.
Is there a top end rumble?
Rumble could bokeh like one side me on this.
Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Nope.
Don't walk your cat.
I don't know what to say.
Does anybody here walk their cats?
out of curiosity because I know you have the other like specific like things for you know
Okay, I feel like just resigning for Grub Sword would be really good.
Chances in getting part of one more like that dude.
Jinx is wasted on stream, there won't be any coaching today.
Okay bro, guys, guys, there's no way that it's actually that bad.
Okay, like there's no way it's actually that bad.
Okay, you know, maybe Nash is not bad, number one.
I feel like crying and fucking killing everything is not...
Oh, that's quite unfortunate, but the good news is that our chemistry is falling, so
if we just respond like the cryptops about Folkler, it should sing perfectly with the
dragon.
You know, it's like things obviously will happen that are a little bit unlucky, but
what can you do about it?
Alright, let's play on the Gromp to Krugs, and then after that we can look on the Dragon.
Yeah, Alta's gonna sink probably if you go to this place with him, yeah.
Alright, low-key where we're gonna do is we're gonna play on the Krags and after Krags I'll
see if I look for a ballplay here.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?
Don't mess with the world
So any chance that these camps are
This is fucking hate
I think our best angle is here, we'll just wait for the folk there, it just fucking sucks
and now we have to give all this shit because we're fucking top end and just doesn't want
to do it.
He doesn't have flash, I'll look on the special, it's kind of retarded, okay so it's definitely
like a learning disability then, it's like this Shogath is a legit like high key retarded.
how much is actually default sas in here?
they're like psychosoard second and everything
so that's Titanic Hydra tier 1 boots I have tier 2 boots pickaxe and axiomark
so in a shootup 1 if you want to 5 Q stacks alt n ghost I win but if I don't
I don't have any of those three conditions or is it chance I lose?
Yo yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't!
Best hecker in the world!
Why does every game have to be so hard?
I need to literally play like fucking Jesus is in my fucking brain in order for me to
sit here and fucking want to be dying dude like I'm literally put making plays that I
honestly doubt even God himself could make it feels in my position.
It's on me now, but we got this shit, it's free.
Alright, maybe we can actually look on this one.
I'm an Earthling, beloved work. Hang on a second subs.
Alright, we got this.
Check JinxieStream!
Bro, every single time you guys type Check JinxieStream,
he is always doing a zesty dance, listening to white girl pop music.
Are we winning?
It's like nice bro now I need to sit here and one be not a game when I'm fucking
How do you expect me to do that?
I should have played for like, top 7.
I know, it's okay, it's okay.
is just in data unwind
because i'm gonna see something like fucked up but once i tell you you're
not gonna be able to unseat
i have one hundred percent kill participation this game
that means that my team has not done a single thing without me being a part of
it
It's really us against the world here. It's gonna be done.
Best hacker in the world.
It really is us against the fucking world right now.
and
Oh nice, okay so our team is actually starting to come online now.
Oh I didn't know it was just the hard one.
Cause the problem is that if I ever ulted on anyone but the milio then milio gets like
a note that just like cleanses everything.
I don't know on top of it you know it has cleanse too so it's double cleanse so I can
never even get a fear off on her.
How do I play this? How do I play this? How do I play this? Talk to me about this. How do you play this?
So you have a Kaelin that's going to scale, you have the Lux that lets you see...
Can you play for Chains to see through to you?
Okay.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' donald?
Best hacker in the world.
They got killed, though.
Are you proud of the average?
They got killed, I thought he was proud of you ever, they're actually on sale, it's
nice.
Where the hell have you guys served on a bus, how come the world thing come from?
So if I remember on the veil, he used to stream, and at one point he was going on random chat
rooms on I think like to talk live and then at one point I typed in his like
chatting and he said at night and he sat there and he read my message and then he
was like talking to people that he was talking to and I was like yo if you guys
ever heard of motherfuckin' Dough-N-Lob best hacker in the world
I wish I saw that clip of it
Let him die
What am I even watching?
Okay, let's send the alt to finish right.
so you're just so fucking sad bro like
I have bad news guys if I lose this for two
He went somewhere from gun master gun.
It looks like queuing up was not the right idea.
should have taken the small one.
I mean, they don't have an Auri with them, I'm sure.
I don't know, it's just so impossible to play.
Even without the Auri.
It's like if I alternate on the Unara, she's gonna cleanse and then she just kills me.
Ah, man, fuck, that's hard.
it's a hard game
and
Okay, we're going to get a reset alpha, get a mortal, and then I think next item, it's
winnable.
I want to say it is, but it's like, I'm very apprehensive about throwing out that term in
this game.
Because like the recent Modest game is so hard, it really is just like me against Roldino.
And they just have so many like get out of jail free cards that make it so that Hectorim
has like a hard time carrying.
And it's like, yeah, it's rough.
I think our Kaelin is trying to scale though, which is definitely a good thing.
Alright, so now I'll be jammed, yep, except when it's on your team.
I mean, I'm a fucking retard for playing it like that.
Like I actually played like shit, I'm not gonna sit here and like pretend like I didn't
I played that fucking horrendously bad
That's good, that's good, okay, so they actually end up living
Cuz like I'm telling Katelyn is starting to like actually scale if she gets the point where she gets her LDR
She kills everybody on the enemy team and anywhere between two to four autos
Marchhams weaker when they're on my team, but then stronger when they're on the enemy team.
Because Riot makes sure of it bro.
Riot Games unironically has a time machine, and I'm willing to like sit by this fact until
the day I die.
They have a time machine that essentially is able to like tell them when a guy is going
to end, right?
And that's the reason why sometimes they'll have a guy that's like 99% on Rates Murph.
He's won 30 games in a row, but then he's on your team and you're round him the first
time and so round him bullshit and loses, right?
And you're like, why do you do that in my game?
Well, because Riot knew, bro, they have a time machine.
And I'm not even saying that I was like a schizo theory, like I genuinely believe it.
Okay, uh, Katelyn, why are we farming that, please?
Guys, there's no way we're farming right now when it's baron, please!
The jungler is dead bro!
Okay so it's really fucking weird right now, it's the RE charm but it's knowledgeable.
This guy's good at landing this charm.
So it makes me wonder, do I want to like, build a round letter or do I just want to say this like this?
Okay, so how much gold is my cave missing for LDR?
Probably less than 500.
499, 299, 400.
Okay, alright, so does she have a door on speed that she can sell?
Yes.
so she's like, 200 away?
oh no
alright, well, couldn't see everything until she responds, unlucky
Okay, we're only missing about the integral for our ms.
That's a good sign of all this damage.
If I can perfectly farm this entire wave, I think I have enough for my item.
Nope, someone's going to run short.
Alright, what's Cait's time on all DRs?
Nice.
Oh my god, wait, what is he, just still?
I think we just won oh my god I think we just won oh my god what the f**k
Oh my god....
Holy fuck we actually just won....
Holy shit, bro
Bro, we actually just won a game and I I didn't I think would be possible
Holy fuck
Dodge the charm point blank to clutch now that was actually crazy Wow
Dude look at my team's scores like that was like wow is that she wild
Minecraft music on loop dude
That's a actually crazy, bro
We need some hardstyle now put on some awesome. I'll probably do like one more game guys
I'll do one more
And I'm gonna chill with my wife
Cuz I haven't really been hanging out with her that much recently cuz
Every night the second stream would end which would end up like 10 or 11
I would be sitting there and I would be playing like Warcraft off streams until 2-4 in the morning
Jinx he ended okay, so we'll do the jinx coaching tomorrow then
It's in tomorrow the day that we do it with only a pixel like I coach him and only if I'm not mistaken
I don't see you watch a Marlin video.
Okay, this is what we'll do. Okay guys, I have an idea. We do one last game,
and then after this last game, we end our delay, and then we watch the Marlin video POV
of him playing League of Legends, and we see his full game POV of his, like, mouth fight,
and, like, everything about it. Yes or no, what are we thinking?
I think that sounds like a deal no
Guys, I think that sounds like a deal to me. What do you guys think? Is it a deal or no deal deal or no deal fast?
Deal or no deal bro. Like your vote doesn't matter in real life because no matter which political party you vote for it's a billionaires that control the world
So it's like here guys your vote actually matters. Does that make sense? So is it deal or is it no deal?
Deal or no deal fast
Let's see what you guys are saying.
Deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, down queue.
Now we need a queue one more, bro.
We need a queue one more.
Like, yes, I know we've re-secured Grandmaster, but it's like we need to have a little buffer,
so when I start streaming tomorrow and we play, it's like even if we lose the first
game, I'm not going to tilt to oblivion.
Deal, okay, wait, it's a deal, it's a deal, it's locked.
Guys, look, my hand is outstretched, bro.
We're shaking hands.
It's a fucking Mock, it's a lock, deal is locked in, guys we're locked in, cocked in, loaded
right now, let's see what it is, and Primordial found this, I'm in Covithar and so and so.
Also guys, I really need a piss, so if everyone types, so this is what we're going to do okay,
I'm going to go, after I lock in my Champ and I'm going to piss, if I get back and the
game started, right, I'm going to go through the entire viewer list and everybody that
didn't type one gets permaband okay so the only way that you can avoid getting
permaband is if you type one right now okay but if I come back I'm telling you
in the game started I've won that didn't type one you're all permaband
alright back one second
You
All right mods fine everyone I didn't type one they're all primand go everybody
I've won that dintide one-year-old band.
Okay, uh, what do we do, sure?
Guys, what do we think about a three-cam towards top lane?
Jace versus Cassiopeia are really levels.
to jinker i'll be like the nectar that flows through the land
all right we need a good song do you guys think it's too late in the night for
french quarry yes or no like is it too is it too late in the night for french
are you guys feeling the vibes like low-key bro the vibes could be demanding
a little bit of the French core right now
I'm so sorry for the poor guy.
Alright, Jayce, back up bro.
It's like he's being way too aggro so I won't be able to get that level 3 gank off that
one too.
It's not too late for French Korak out of them.
i've never tried doing an early pull on uh... crugs like this but i hope it works
i'm gonna be honest i might have to reset
the cast will be too far back in my opinion
Yeah, RJ's completely beefed the lane. I'm lucky.
I told him to let it shove in so I could get an early gank off, and now he's trying to like insert dominance over her.
I mean congrats for you're starting the dominance, but you missed out on a free and level 3 kill.
What?
Okay, so...
The nefuri had 3 camps taken, and a red buff, so we know that she 3 camped her red side and then ganked mid.
That's front.
KBQA-CORE!
VETA BARNAC!
STERGEN SOULS!
That's fucking KBQA-CORE, bro.
Alright, now we need to do some new stuff with the Gromp, then after Gromp we'll play on
I think we're definitely going to end up losing the top cap for sure.
I'm super down 10 bitters uh...
I'm gonna assume
do is just gruff your voice to point out sounds like you're a smoker
that's all you have to do and you have the Quebec accent
hey tabarnak, so many jungle camps
it's like
you know you're just like that and it's like fucking chill you know
the jungle camps
dragon up in 20 seconds we're gonna look on the red arrow
three minutes it's a three minutes for the grubs and ten minutes for the
left-hand roadler
alright we're doing more than the giant
as long as we found the giant it's going to be good
I want to look on the dragon and I first didn't clear the ball, lots and we're good.
he said it so well, that's because I'm from Quebec
that's the heck out of the world
that's why I'm from here
I'm actually gonna have a meet and greet
later this year in Quebec
if any of you guys are in Montreal
or planning on coming here
because like August, I think like
7-9 if I'm not mistaken
there's a convention called Attack
this is how it serves
Okay, dude, chill.
Man, there's this convention called Lake Otakuton, and it's an anime convention, and I'm gonna
be working with them to have a League of Legends kind of like exhibit, where we're gonna have
like a few League Tremors this year.
I know that the confirmed ones are gonna be Professor Kali for sure, maybe Charisma,
maybe Professor Kali, and then probably like the tension too.
I'm not mistaken
who the fuck wants to go to Quebec? Yeah, nobody. But if you're already from here, you know what I mean?
So if you're already from here, yeah.
But to be honest, like, Montreal isn't as bad as Quebec City. Quebec City over there, they are like, actually cringe as fuck.
I spent like a month there at one point.
i'm like i would talk to them in english
and they would literally pretend like they couldn't understand me
because the thing is you know how like in other places you guys have racism
and kebacca is like languageism
where it's like if you speak english they're like some french people that would genuinely like detest you
like they fucking hate you
maybe you guys like almost like this like uh...
parasite you know
trying to strip kibakubits like from chartage
is toronto nice? nah not at all
toronto is just full of uh... bunch of like want to be like gang bangers from the u k
that just talk like they have a mental disability
well crudy with the mandemat we'd be busting it down like that
like speak english
Okay so now we have to do is to look for the Raptors and after that we just play for the Blue and we're good.
Alright so now we do is to just play for the Blue and then after that we're going to go for the Gromp and then after the Wolves and we're good.
At least in Toronto, they don't speak French.
Yeah, they speak Chinese over there actually.
I'm not enjoying.
Chinese is more popular in Toronto than French is as a language.
Most of the shoot signs are in Chinese.
Because a bunch of Chinese investors, they bought out like a third of the city.
I wonder if we could actually make a play on the grubs here.
I'd actually fucking love that.
I'd be huge if we could.
Did you watch the hockey playoffs?
I haven't been able to be honest with you.
like the problem is that with the uh...
i'm fucking retarded
i didn't think she was about that i could have like dodged short but i didn't
think she didn't have it
but you know i like i was saying the thing is i've just been like she was
so much recent that i don't have time
is like my family every once in a like whenever it's like the play or like a
series
Like either my aunt's gonna host something or my parents host something or something or something like that but I haven't been able to show up.
To be frank I'm not really that interested in hockey.
I've never been interested in sports in general.
But you know it's like when it's a playoff, you always watch even if you're not actually into it.
It's hanging with like how I don't watch like leaguey sports.
But if it's like worlds I'll watch it, you know.
Okay, so real question, should we look?
I was gonna say should we look on the top kill here but only be possible for us to without
ult.
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what the fuck
okay you guys have to get this so
get fucking shit respect
if they could actually kill the Akali too it would be insane
like if they don't get the Akali it's still get play but this is it
yeah that's amazing
that's on your own quick buy game only
Who's this legend?
It's called Hakurimba.
Are you not coaching the Jynxer today?
Now the problem is the R6, the R6 esports finals were so boring that the Jynxer whipped
out a whole bottle of wine and then started screaming, singing white girl music while
getting ass blast drunk for like two hours so he was not in the league, he was on the
league mood bro.
He was not in the league mood.
But tomorrow I think we're gonna be doing a coaching with onypixels show that will show
you a lot of fun.
Alright, we're gonna play for the boss on then after that I'll look for the topside
clear.
do like hardstyle play a little texas
it's a good remote
Where's the tick-tock of me getting- of me fucking to show a spongebob?
Fuck, did they take it down fucking cocksucker tick-tock?
No, but there was a tick-tock that used to have a me like fucking spongebob, and I was pounding him to the beat of the little Texas
spongebob song
All right, I want to put on the Raptors and after Raptors we can maybe look crab honestly
Now you know we're gonna follow crab when we're gonna have vision on me and there's some other back off
So I'm going to do it in some time or so, okay?
I'm going to... I'm going to fuck. I'm going to finish it every time.
of
of course
well the good news is that Jace might have at least like two or three plates
wait, give me a second
I need to see if I can find the tiktok
it's just such a classic
No, it's not this one, I think it's this one right there.
Fuck, no, I actually have cancer, this is pissing me off, because I remember we watched
should on stream
I don't-
WHAAAAAT?
Are you approaching later?
No, I don't think I'm gonna say manico today
I found the short of it
Okay, I'll open the after
Okay, we really need to get the Crocs, though.
What?!
I mean bro I don't even know if it's gonna happen and even if it does so they're gonna
be like do it Bob like I don't know what's going to be going on we'll see I'll think
something out I always see. Well I'm gonna be honest guys this is a really hard game
for us right now. Yeah it's something just such a hard game right now. Of course. Oh nice
that's not bad
SpongeBob is a minor?
Oh he's not bad, he's like a thousand years old
I
Know you guys know motherfucker don't nice world
Okay, as long as we get so I'm gonna be honest guys this game is always winnable
I mean
Like it's kind of shit because she's smarter than 1.5k, that's good, even if you're in
the Shrouding it's okay.
me. They're definitely pizza blocks. Alright. I'm gonna chase my genuinely
beard-attarded. Like, yes, I died in a really bad death to the Cassiopeia, I'll admit, but
she used exhaust and she used ulti kill me. So if you couldn't find a window and not like
whatever it was 2 minutes or whatever the fuck, it's like I gotta kill on her then.
I'm sorry. Okay. Yuumi! Yuumi! Nope, let me kill her. Go! Ugh! Gotta see if I can count
Ah, here we go, Serpents here.
I feel like Serpents is okay, but I'm going to be honest, like, I think I am a tanker, so...
Katsim, do you mean the female one, yeah?
The male one is named Hecarim.
They're siblings.
And he wants accident, they got her pregnant.
So that was a bit of an interesting storm
All right, maybe what we can do here is we can look for the the most on efforts will look for the
Up
Oh my god, wait, no, no, that's actually huge
That's 800 gold on vein. That's that's very nice
W's doublings? Yeah, it's because the thing is we were going to get the cats fixed, but
then in the time frame that we were able to actually get them fixed, we were away visiting
Morse family in Germany, and then by the time that we came back, keep in mind this was
like a one-week span, right? By the time we came back, she was already pregnant. So
out to solve that issue.
oh
That was actually Christmas fuck I do the goodness is we got this here. So it's actually Michelle
Okay, so now on respawn we're getting our children, so let me see what we got.
Dante's looks like a horse. Well, yeah, there's a reason why I play Akron.
Most people actually end up looking like the champs that they won the trick.
Obviously, there are a few exceptions, but a lot of the time you do end up looking like it.
I might be retarded nah that's not bad I don't know I'm not actually like retouched
So, question, what should I get us for my next item?
the options right now are currently sorolda's mortal reminder
mob mob mortis
what else am i thinking serpents
and
the sickle the same
that's so fucked up in cancer
nice and anxious
Oh, like I would need like eight items in order to carry this one
Okay, so he's gonna get serpents
Your team sucks ah nothing new unfortunately
I don't know if their healing is actually significant enough for me to go for mortal.
Cause like the AoE so from Serelda's I think is really impactful this game, unless I just
He goes to all those and then chainsword.
No, no, no, he gives off the shake of Ivan.
Oh no, what the fuck are we doing?
What?
Dude, what is- every team has to be so 8's tonight.
bro will all respawned on the nexus like
it's not possible to contest this
more guys we can't end on the boss because if we do them we're not grandmaster
Like fucking Christ, but what is this game quality even though?
Like I don't know the recent games have just been like so weird with like my teams
Like not to be that guy right like all my teams fucking suck right but like bro
This game that we won
571815 don't even ask me how the fuck we won right this game
We lost zero ten four nine and keep in mind the guy that went four nine this game the game after against me
He won 13 and five fucking cheers, bro
Okay, this game I got carried right
deserved getting carried
Someone was a weird one. It was like a three-com gang from my fiora. She goes five and nine versus study drops 15 kills
I don't know. I feel like we've had so many like weird games today
Like in the beginning stage of the day wasn't that weird
It's really only been like the last like couple to be honest. You need to react to a Marlin video guys if I stop playing league
I will not be grandmaster
Like I will not be grandmaster if I don't if I don't do it
Marlin then and dude I cannot fucking get off if I get off we're gonna be in
fucking in fucking masters dude
like on our own queen
That's why we call it an addict. It's not an addict! I literally just can't fucking get
off, dude. You should go hang out with your wife. Do you think my wife wants to hang out
with a lowly little fucking master's piece of shit?
Do you think so?
What kind of a Zoodier?
Ah, counters.
Diana?
I'm actually down for the Diana this game, okay.
Yeah, I'm down for Diana.
You know what I should be with you even if you're a cop here?
Oh, yeah, real.
Okay, let me just yank a water bottle.
All right, let's go guys.
All right.
So it's a Draven or a Draven Sona.
We have some, okay.
I have cancer. Oh no. It's like why the fuck did he just say that? Rumble players like cock.
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this up.
Gonna be real with you guys, this game is actually looking solid.
Yeah, this game is actually looking really good for us right now.
As long as I can start securing these dragons, it's a tribute to like Sharpie and Malva.
Guys, out of curiosity, how about the champs I play? Which one would you guys say is your favorite?
Hecarim, Diego, Master Yi, Diana, or Wukong?
Like the ones I've been playing recently, which one would you guys say is like the one I like? Oh, I really enjoyed watching that.
Okay, so now we're going to miss her and found the dragon?
I wish we had.
Oh, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.
I'm actually seeing a lot more Wukongs than I thought.
Interesting.
A lot of Dianas too though.
Consumer Monobuegos, Wukongs, Echo.
Yo, someone check this guy's fucking alcohol level dude, what the fuck.
Contest Echo? Yeah, I don't know about that one.
Uh, can you come here?
Nice. The reason why I knew he was on his blue is because he cleared bot to top and my blue was up.
So I was like, wait, if my blue is up, then that means his has to be up too, right?
A little bit of a prediction though.
I wonder if there's any play here.
You guys don't hear a funny story?
So before the JNC duo streams,
my streams were generally going so bad that I didn't even like Care anymore
pretty much.
And I literally sat there and there was this Roblox game called
Mini Empires, which is like a Roblox RTS,
and I literally played it with like Charisma and this guy,
until
I'm not even shitting you, fucking like 2 in the morning on stream, for like 300 viewers.
Like I tagged my viewer count from 8 to 300, just to play that shitty little Roblox RTS for hours.
Cause I was like, yeah, fuck it, this is like helping me cope, so whatever, like let's just grind this.
Fucking Roblox, man.
I don't, like, it's like the problem is that every once in a while I get, like addicted to these random, like, autistic games,
that nobody likes to watch, but that are really fun to play,
And then it's like it literally destroys my life sometimes.
I definitely want to look on this here though.
You not go Hex-Sec on Ana if not why I'm trying to climb with her?
I built it as a second item.
That's getting on first since uh, Rocket Bell second.
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You must fuck
this actually looks like it could be decent
oh wow good sidestep actually good sidestep
wait why not that one on that one
that's how I like to say
Nice, they're just jerking them the fuck off.
My cannon might too.
So now we're gonna do something about this thing.
How's it going?
after this game we're gonna re-hit it
because the problem is that the way that Masterplus works is it works in my cutoffs right
so essentially what happens is that like
if you're in the top 1000 in terms of LP or GM
and if you're in the top 300 you're a challenger
but it only updates once a day at 3AM Eastern
so the thing is that if I would just like get off after this game if I win then I'm GM
and it's been like that for a few hours but I've been wanting to keep like
setting up a buffer because I like it's about hitting challenge on GM right
Thank you.
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What the fuck I just do Jesus, okay, cool
look at that booth
alright
So we really have to get the Force of Nature, but we're going to get it in the next reset,
so it's going to be rugged.
I wonder if we could actually play on this.
Like if I reset right now, we get Force of Nature, and then afterwards it's all going
it's either Riftmaker or Zonius, but I'm gonna be honest, I'm not really feeling the Zonius here.
I don't think it's necessary, I think Riftmaker is actually just like sure about it.
I don't think I'm gonna do Zonius loss or even Void stuff.
Because like Zonius is more if they have like Burst and Shell like that, but I'm gonna be honest,
like I feel like I'm too tanky for them right now.
Very spawny.
play here, play here
who the fuck is this? kill him
like, unironically with force of nature now i can no do whatever the fuck i want
I'm a genuinely like Thanos, look at this.
Like if I wanna welcome someone, me five, I can.
Like you guys are my fucking bitches, you understand me?
Ah, I needed literally 0.1 more seconds.
Fuck me.
0.1 more seconds, I got my W and then I actually just completely turn it and go crazy on them.
That's my bad. I misplayed.
There's no reason to do that though, like it's just like, that's like limit testing just for the purpose of limit testing for no reason.
There's just a bit of designs to be better than when he doesn't find his mania.
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Okay, yo, what the
No way it just got matched what the fuck
I want to re-sing my head in here.
I'm gonna be real, I'm gonna make a play.
Okay, goobay.
I'm gonna fuck you if you shut up.
Okay guys, ready?
Ah, nevermind, we're not gonna go for it.
Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald?
Okay what is going on the hype train did what and okay on I knew thank you guys in a
bed cuz like I don't know what's going on but the game you know give me just
gonna say okay
yo you guys know motherfucking don't okay but uh brother Keith and the sub
uh... inco there in the prime as well
yo what the f***
dude what
and give up there for the 10 as well appreciate it thank you
and ratchet there in the sub chat
we got 10 to 30 months on the night
uh... parked down niel
lickpeat
and gas well substitute pre-shot
and bluepeat there in the prime as well
go take morale to dinner i will choose a
just i'm gonna take the day off streaming and i'm gonna take it out for uh... for
dinner date
actually like sit down one of these nights i can't figure out which restaurant
go to
you know you guys are actually like
chill
actually chill
but uh...
Thank you guys, okay, are you ready on this one's for you guys check this out
Yeah, sure, I'm glad that I'm a kid of actual for more
Holy shit, what the fuck?
I mean, I too shouldn't have found gold if I hadn't given it.
I had never, over time, nashed it.
I think I saw the sub-sue.
Dyson, what the fuck?
Dude, another five Jesus Christ.
Holy shit, thank you guys.
You guys are actually insane.
Thank you.
Which one is he playing? This one is called Diana.
Right? I think we just have to...
Can't escape that, can't run!
Alright, nice! Chat type one if you guys want to see a magic trick.
yo what the fuck dude what the fuck dude but dogmatic 7 out of 10 and muscle service
other 10 as well thank you
okay listen guys hold on show for a second you guys want to see my magic trick
yes or no look at this Abra watch it Abra
KADABRA
Yo yo you guys know motherfucking Donald best happen
Yo what's up guys are we good now?
Alright no delay we're back but uh kinky cupcake there on the fire as well
Yo you guys know motherfucking Donald
and move there on the prime kinky kinky kinky there on the prime as well
J there on the prime and demonize there on the fire welcome
Thank you. You're still going 13 hours in this wild. Well, yep, it's because
Now we have a video to react to
Are you guys ready? Yes or no
Are you guys ready for the best game of wait, how I'm gonna say and
I'm going to be turning off alerts, okay?
So listen, while we react to the video, nobody's allowed to sub in your gifting or anything.
I'm meeting alerts and everything, okay?
I give a listen.
Guys.
So, for the last week, you guys have been asking me to react to Marlin's Malfight Game
Play.
He had the single worst game of League of Legends ever recorded in human history.
And today we're going to find out not only what was going through his mind while it was
happening, but also what his team was telling him while the game was going on.
Type 1 if you're ready.
Who here is ready to watch the Marlin Jinxie tournament game?
You guys ready?
Okay, let's watch.
So his team is CourageJDADC, he has Deji as his mid laner, who is KSI's brother,
Great God Ex Jungle and double if that's his support.
Let's see this.
We can all just blame Courage if they do.
What does that sound like?
Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you guys.
I don't think they're going to be blaming Courage.
I think out of all the people to blame, Courage is going to be the last one getting blamed.
We won the drafts so fucking hard, our strategy is 20 times better than theirs.
even if we start losing it's gonna be okay even if we start losing it's gonna
told you we have like insane combat control early game really really fast
greek does he know and don't worry about ganking at all
okay so do not worry about ganking whatsoever greek i want you to do a
full clear into another full clear i don't know if you know what that means
like if you need me to explain oh my god i really don't do it i'm sorry
No, no, he's talking to greek.
Yeah, I'm talking to greek, I'm talking to greek.
Ah, basically.
greek, walk in brother.
I need to get...
So, did they tell him to walk in mouth fight or like, what happened here exactly?
After two folks, there's you almost be level sticks.
And that is an extremely hard time to get, I make sense.
Don't worry about ganking at all.
Okay, okay.
You just tell me.
Uh, let's go, let's go.
Oh, here's game.
Wait, though, why does he have like an indicator on his game showing him where to walk how the fuck this even have that indicator
Oh my god
See that little shop guy right there on the left, click him and just buy whatever it says to buy
Greek star recovery
Whatever it says to buy
E-U-U
Get on
No it's gonna be too late, it's gonna be too late
It's gonna be too late
Stay blue, stay blue, stay blue
Okay, what am I?
E-E-E
It's okay, you can start here, it's totally fine
It's totally fine
Yesss.
So he literally gets to lane one minute late because he was too busy focusing on the shop.
But I'm gonna be honest if Doublelift needs to be directing him though to be fair.
Like Doublelift should be the one telling him to press P right click the items.
Wait is he playing with WASD?
ASD?
Stay in your lane more, stay in your lane.
Yeah, you're chilling.
Wait, he is!
Great job, keep farming.
How do I like hit people?
I like hit, like hit.
No.
Um...
I don't really think he's completely...
Someone's hitting me, someone's hitting me.
The fuck?
Yeah, you're not...
You're not turning right here.
I see that.
Weely on farming.
I go...
Oh my god, that is so bad!
You're on your way!
Keep the push.
May...
You're actually the challenge.
N.A.
N.A.
You're ready to step up?
Bro!
Okay, we're chilling.
That's it, that's it.
Dude, okay, can I just pause for a second?
The problem is that Doublelift is literally focused too much on the laning with the Janks
that he's literally not even helping Marlin at all.
So Marlin's just like on his own, thrown to the fucking wolves with no idea of what's going on.
I'm gonna stay alive right then
ok, courage we probably want to crash the next wave and then what ok
so here we go, crash the next wave which is wave 4 and then we're gonna go
You know what anything does exactly
Crash it and you said yeah crash it crash it
Did he say just reading his chatty's only at the game?
No, at the wave then, at the wave.
How much fun, how much fun, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Perfect.
Hot off, hot off, hot off, hot off, hot off, hot off.
What the f*** are you doing?
I'm trying to get a streamer.
I'm trying to get a streamer.
I'm trying to get a streamer.
I'm trying to get a streamer.
Oh, wait.
I got that!
That's the king of my life!
God, dude, you guys remember, you never fucking hit me.
Never one hit me.
This is a joke.
This is like root king.
Greek, you not gank Greek.
I'm telling you, you guys just like...
I'm telling you, I need you to go for a crab.
Okay, I'll probably go for a crab right now.
Do not dance.
Dude, you literally have to have like some random dude come over and fucking level up his ability for him.
I don't need to care. He's on bot crab.
Okay, back off here, give the token. Great that we bounced the card.
Crab, you're gonna recall? Okay?
After you get the crab, you're gonna recall.
I can be like real talk, you know, you're playing in a League of Legends tournament that Jinx is hosting
You know you're a team captain. Why would you not even play one game?
Just to like try it out. You know what I mean? Like even just one game
What do I max by the way, I don't know me me my E yeah
Yes, you do. Yes, you do. I think you max Ian then you max Q
he's like, he's like, he's like, okay, so we're just gonna we're just gonna stay safe here and not get
i've had double tips in his in his own world right now he's like yeah guys don't worry we're gonna
like scale you're good bro this game is so hard to learn this is like fucking learning english when
when I'm from Sweden like dude it's the same fucking principles it's impossible
you're fine you're fine yeah I don't think it's fine bro he's use yes at four
minutes okay I'm starting to learn a little bit wait how does he have the last
hit helper wait what how does he have the last hit helper pushy let's just push
hard he lowkey got once yes though yeah
greedy just wait he's actually learning
getting your next clear done with okay
it's default nowadays okay okay and then
we're probably hard here okay look he's
farming wow I'm signing on so I do stay
my top corner now all you want it okay
but I feel like I'm cocoa right now
I'll turn a fucking Vegeta
HAHAHAHAHA
I'm doing great
Goku turning Vegeta
HAHAHA
Okay, I would say Marlin just focused on avoiding him and just staying in X-Grange
But like, wait
Did he genuinely think that he was gonna win that though?
Like his health bar was very depleting bro
Is there a depleting? Like you fucking cut a hole in the balloon
are dying just being around them as they die.
And they stay on the tower basically.
They lost as possible.
Okay, got it.
Got it.
But I want to stay in my lane but I'm not too close.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Yeah, you want to just kind of stay at that turret right there.
See that, see that big structures attacking the minions?
It's like hitting them.
Oh, fuck.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Wait, who is that guy?
Is that Jason?
Who is that guy?
I'm gonna freeze the wires, man.
It's his Karaman rocket.
Also, it's Karaman, okay.
You can, honestly, like, that will help you a lot.
Yeah, I should have done that.
Right now, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna,
like, I'm just gonna,
Deji, you're doing amazing, man.
Deji, you're doing amazing.
Three, oops.
20 times more than I thought.
I think there's, here's.
Okay, but real talk, real talk.
How the fucking double lift?
Genuinely be sitting there saying,
all right guys, it's looking good.
When the game is literally not even a 4v5,
because like your one teammate that you don't even have is like running it down
like, dude, double fizz, are you sitting there like, alright guys, everything's looking amazing, keep it up
serious?
oh my god
move your cam so we can see his chat flaming him
k
is that good?
now needs to be a little bit lower
there we go
dislike
oh
oh fuck
I fucked up, I fucked up, I fucked up, I fucked up
You're good. You're good. You're good. I think you're fine.
Oh, wow. That's so...
Not a fucking lion.
Damn!
No, it's not a fucking lion.
They're lions!
He's getting dragon.
You want to push this wave or come up?
Just a minute, just a minute.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh my god.
He's just slinging FK and reading his jack as he knows he wants me to then die.
It's it's perfect. Come on. Am I pushing this?
Just stand to that man. Don't move. I crashed this now, right?
Yes, you can crash it you can crash it and then what I would do how much money do you have courage?
You probably have nine sixty dollars
I'm gonna see now. I would not be so get the fruits and chill and just agree. Okay? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah
the
Come on up. Yeah, perfect. I'm going to
We're gonna get a better this awesome helpers. Ok go to those girls gone already
Okay, oh no, he seems like to realize
Look look his cameraman so literally just back seating him
We're gonna be scared of Warwick's gank now, okay?
We need to respect Warwick's gank timer, which is about half a minute, that's in 30 seconds.
And we just farm, okay?
And then, Greek, at a certain point, we're gonna want to play on him.
And if everyone's in a while, he just randomly goes...
Can you turn around? Come down here?
Like, just randomly just hits the keyboard?
He's warding, he's warding.
Can you clear?
No, I can...
Y'all good? Y'all good?
You can probably just back
Did they literally treating him like he doesn't even exist listen
You can probably just back you
Like that literally treating him like he's very like like he's invisible. Yeah, I try to try to live on mid
Oh, no, he's walking too far
Okay, I'm telling you guys donkeys is completely trolling. He is fucking over emery's game so badly by doing that
It's I am mr. Doublelift. Okay. Let's see what happens by the end of the game that mr. Doublelift
Greek you might get invaded
We cannot fight on this side
We cannot fight on topside
Just get ready to run. Okay, obviously
I think we're fighting against a 4-0 reaction that's the way
Dude, they're literally treating the game like it doesn't exist
Yeah, run, run, run, run, run, run, run
Like, was this their strategy?
Were they just like, alright guys, Mullen doesn't exist
I mean, take it from there
Press flash like a wall back
That's okay, I'm just killing
I should have gone for that, I need it
Get the next wave, get the next wave here
No, it's my bad, I should be falling better
Yeah, yeah, it's my fault
I should have actually been
You support game to his gold level. All right, you guys are hoping this is a perfect base
We're gonna be head my support gaming is an honor on tell these grandmaster levels easily
You might get canceled I
Don't know why he's like
I don't know what to do with this shot bro, good shit.
We are actually smashing this game, I know that it does not feel like that but the fact
that we stopped that Drake and you still have it very soon again, focus on farming here
again.
Okay bro, double lift.
You're topping in a 0-4 with 12 CS, he has less CS per minute than you.
Like the game is 4v5, like I respect the optimism, I'll say that.
She can die, she can die, she can totally die.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I respect the optimism, I genuinely feel bad for him though, yeah.
Oh I thought she was gonna go.
Dude, I'm fighting.
I think my most good streak, keep farming again, okay? Keep farming again and then you're going to go top crab.
It's okay.
If I take another top tower, you will just keep dying and it is what it is. Don't worry about it.
And do not feel pressured
Some guy call them on five five
No, what do you mean? Let's swap planes come in come in come in come on mid mid mid. Yeah, maybe maybe I'll be good
But you might get bullied mid as well. I might lose material
Oh no. Oh no, that's a lot of reds.
Yes.
I'm here for the crab and Kurt is...
Holy shit.
...this side of the gear a little bit.
Just in case we fight Marlin.
It's a wall right here, right?
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
We're okay, we're okay. Drake's in one second.
But, Kurt, we're gonna do Drake in like five seconds.
Marlin, you're gonna hit six.
You're gonna level your ult and just get ready to try to use your ult on someone.
It's gonna be very confusing and I how do I hold again to my shirt?
What the fuck did he just say
I
Did this guy's thinking that double it's asking him for fucking shirtless game play
He's being sarcastic because he's frustrated. Okay. Gotcha. No, it's hilarious though
But I mean I don't blame him for being frustrated though. It's like he spawns in the game
He doesn't know what anything does and it's just like guys pretend that Marlin doesn't exist
Let's win this 4v5
Wait, that's me
I wonder if you like it.
It's okay Marlon, just stay back.
Okay, we're gonna run down away from them.
We're gonna run down away from them.
Get this slide off. Run down, run down, run down away.
Dude, I just remembered that I was a Lulu.
Careful, careful mid, careful mid.
We're gonna push bot.
Maybe get ready to trap off.
We know if it wasn't for a scoreline,
it would actually be four to four.
You're chilling, you're shone.
Flash is perfect for his flash. It's totally worth it.
Yeah, go back and talk to the farm.
Bro, League viewers are ruthless.
League viewers are absolutely fucking ruthless.
There's a base.
One more and then we're going to base.
Bro, play like he's just going to barge in.
Wait, Marlon, go back and talk to the farm, man.
Go back to where I came from and farm.
Well back to yeah
Yeah being in their zone is good even in their zone is good they give me what exactly
Gold to buy better items cool. Yeah gold to buy and see like he needs to be taught this
But to be fair it's hard to teach someone to get up the tournament, you know like if you would have started learning a baby for
I don't think it would have been like great obviously, but it's like maybe you could have all this on you know
I'm just gonna try to say to the end we are about 50% of the way to win the game
Oh my god, let's go, let's go boys
Be able to win the game in about nine minutes when we get to the next two drakes
So that's why it's really important that all these drake time is dead to you
Okay, genuine question
Does doublyth honestly think that he's ever gonna be able to contest the dragons when we have a level 12 or necton on our team?
That's just like front-mining and going crazy
Like if you want to stay okay, maybe like solid out
Um, I'm sorry, I'm not courage, uh...
Oh my god.
I can't talk right now.
Dude, this is unironically, like the experience that you get the first time you ever play League of Legends on your playing bots.
Dude, I'm like, I'm like so...
Ignore chat right now.
What's the status of that?
Disabilities bro?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I got 15-year-old goals.
Wait for the wait.
It's fine.
We can wait for the wait.
Oh my god.
You're not right here.
We're gonna wait.
Yo Marlon, I gotta give you props.
You're action.
Keep your head in it bro.
I'll never lie.
Is this how Jinxie fell the first time he ever gone on a level 30 rank pick out?
Yes.
Literally.
I can tell you are, bro.
I didn't like it.
You're doing a great job.
I didn't like it.
I didn't like it.
I didn't like, they're doing a great job.
This is the worst game of the-
And let's swap mid.
Deji you're gonna take over bot in about 30 seconds.
You want me to get a recall off?
One more, one more.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're not base.
How much gold do you have?
1,500?
1,650?
By the end of the day, I'm not like 70.
Oh no, the Senna is here.
One one, one one
Dude why the fuck am I there?
Oh my god
Yeah, Marlin the good news is not worth gold to them, and so that's good
They're actually wasting their time
Investing resources
They're targeting me right?
No, we don't
No, that's fine
Smolder has no flash, okay?
That's crazy
I was going to do this
Yeah, I will
Yeah, I will
No flash, no flash, you got this buddy
Okay, but dude, why is he calling Jinxia a bitch when he's the one that didn't even play a singular game on stream, dude?
Like, does he think Lulu is Jinxie?
Gotta focus on what's in front of you
I'm so locked in on
It's okay. It's okay totally understandable guys Drake's in 50 seconds
I'm just getting flops there when you're dead 100% we are in a really good spot to win still
Deji old city look at WAC looks kind of fucking broken doesn't it like am I crazy
Why are we just pressing buttons just for the sake of pressing them?
This way please, we'll go for now.
Now we get this way, we get this way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just go bot one wave and then we're gonna, we're gonna group for Drake.
Um, Greek, after you're gromp, can we come, can we come level nine now?
Just one more, come on.
Beautiful.
Greek?
Let me buddy, let me buddy.
Bro, at least Deadjer's having a good time.
We might have a pic here if you walk up
We might have to play this out
Wait for Deji, okay?
We're going to wait
We're going to wait
We're going to wait
Is this my tower right here?
You have to get this plant up if you can
Please look at this green
Close the target
What is it?
You heard him run, man! He was like, I had to try to meet him.
We're getting there.
I'm getting a descendent you here on this turret.
How long on Shroud?
Actually, Curt, stay here.
Come back? Okay.
Uh, Shroud, now?
Oh my god.
What?
I can't sleep.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh. Never mind. We should not have touched it then. We should have done this first time ever.
No, no, no. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's my bad.
It's fine.
Is there any edge next to hurricane?
If you're on this team, what do you even think to yourself when you just see him walking around your base just chilling?
I really need you to stop looking at our teammates.
Okay, okay, okay
All right fully focus on me now you're good you're good
Maybe look for an accent we can maybe look
I'm yeah, we can oh my it's okay. He's out. He's out. He's out. He has just walked around for five minutes
Yep, perfect.
I'm gonna go here.
I don't know who it is, but there's someone.
Oh my God.
Here we go, take this big boom,
take this big boom right there, bang.
You guys are chilling.
We are three minutes late.
We got three minutes late.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
Lulu's here, Lulu's here.
You wanna get Lulu instead?
Um, we're next to him, I say we're next to him.
Remember, we're waiting for those three minutes, guys.
if we get trapped in the cold, we can attack him again
you got back, you got back
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going
we're going to play for bot crab
I'm scared, I'm scared
can I take this or not?
I'm here
I'm taking this first and then crab
everyone just focus on farming greek
you're farming greek as well
crab
and then we're going back to mid wave
let her
I mean, it doesn't really matter who gets grabbed, but once we get it as a team, it's great.
I'll leave you guys with the words, it's great.
But out of curiosity, why is like nobody even trying to tell him like, yo, Marlin, group?
Cause like, if he's sitting there and it's like...
You know what I mean? Like, if he's at like, useless one, I'll just say like, yo, try grouping.
Whoa, what a snarling.
Okay, he's not knows it is all done
It doesn't really matter as long as you guys before the Drake
Okay Marlin you this is the first time
I'm double up the justice in this whole game, by the way, 20 minutes and...
...cool down, just don't randomly use it and just wait for it.
Oh, they're on my shit, boys.
They're on my shit, boys.
Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up.
I think you're gone, brother.
I think you're gone, brother.
I didn't use any cooldowns.
Good, good, good. I'm really glad you used them.
Okay, I didn't use any cooldowns.
I'm sorry for that.
Fuck you, fucking game, dude.
Dude, wait! Why is he flaming Jynxy?
Yes Marlon, that's League of Legends!
That's League of Legends man, that's League of Legends.
Wait, what? Does he think Jinx is so inactive?
It's probably going to go Baron right here and that's okay.
Push out if you can't push out all lanes.
We have a 10 gold.
Yeah.
Probably recall too early, my bad.
It's okay, it's hard to tell that they were going to immediately go Baron off of that.
Just go, maybe come bot.
Alright, the next fight is going to be tough.
They are strong as fuck.
We need everyone to group pretty soon.
At this point, did he not buy the item?
Because he didn't have enough gold for the completed one.
Loki, I used to do that two back in season four.
Your job in fights is where you at, buddy?
I'm going to stay with me.
I'm going to stay with him.
I'm going to stay with him.
I'm going to stay with him.
I'm going to stay with him.
I'm going to stay with him.
I'm going to stay with him.
I'm going to stay with him.
Over here.
Over here.
Over here.
I'm gonna be team when they are hooked up
They try to get as many
Try to get as many in the knockup as possible
We're gonna wait for storage and we're gonna
Try to make the fight
Oh, and you start moving
You're good
Touch him on the tower and then
You can look right now, perfect
Come on, come on
Mollin
Mollin is awesome
Get on the street from Mollin
I'm trying to kill him, buddy.
Kill him.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Kill, kill, kill.
You're okay.
You're okay.
We don't need you.
We don't need you.
That's fine.
That's fine.
How is it fair that Russell and William are actually like highly experienced players
on the same team as Amy Ruins?
So, insanely cringe.
Dude, so, doublelift, right?
Doublelift sits there and is now complaining about matchmaking.
When he addressed his iron unranked top laner that's never played a game once, one time in 20 minutes.
So I'm pressing R? R is your R. I swear I pressed R and nothing happened.
You're good, you're good. You have to left click to sort of like make it happen.
So I left click and press R.
Exactly, that's correct.
No, no, wait, did Doublelift not listen?
He said, no, you press R, then you left click.
Bro, Doublelift is there giving him the wrong information.
Bro, wait, you guys heard that, right?
Left click and press R.
Exactly, that's correct.
I didn't know-
Dude, that's like the wrong information!
There.
No, you rock- sorry, you press R and then-
Like, okay guys, group up, we're gonna-
Again?
Wait, no, did he readjust there?
No, you rock- sorry, you press R and then-
Like, okay guys, group up, we're gonna-
Like, so then he's like, oh no, you press R, then you left click, and then as he's about to finish he's like,
Yeah, never mind. This guy's a lost cause and they just ignores it
Again, we just need to buy some time for so we have just trying to do this while they recall you pushing keep pushing
You put push mid once
I don't know if we can actually stop this. I'm gonna get real with you guys. It's hard
Okay, give give this
Maw game
Get over here
Yeah, it's too late
It's tough farm guys just go back to farming just go back to farming Marlin back away
So many just go top. It's good. Give
Marlin back up top
And somebody go top and farm
But see like he can actually take direction like when Dubbub says back up he doesn't like not back up
You know what I mean? So it's like if you tell him what to do. He's gonna listen. We're gonna give this to you and back up
This is a great timing fight on this turret right here
Courage your strongest spot, right? His chat is fucking brutal
All right, everyone come
Yeah, we're gonna fight this again great
genuinely useless
Wait, click and press R
Take shirt off to destroy the enemy
And we're gonna fight
Click and press R
Oh no
Close his target
Oh good ult
Yeah
Oh
Hey guys, we tried I'm not gonna lie this team on the enemy team
We just fucking
So unbelievably stacked we have like deathfire touch cleaver set up in this Russell guy is proxying and is absolutely
for things that's off
I don't know, this is so not fair
Fuck, we did good though, we did good
Nice try
Nice try, guys
You know, hey, you win some, you lose some, boys
It's all good, guys, I think we did great
Is there any like closing words?
Honestly, you guys, the teams were a little bit unfair
This just seems like, I just can't even see you, and I am absolutely 100% certain of this that Russell and William have played this game like hundreds or thousands.
He does play them. Yeah, they do.
Well, they do have games, but it's like our iron player that game was Jinxie. You know what I mean?
Like everybody on his team plays, Courage is like Emerald, DG is like Diamond.
Greek has been playing for literally years and he's like silver gold, you know what I mean?
He's so fucking much.
You're a fucking cheater.
And they also have Dante's and Emeru who also played for Emeru.
This is BS!
The only player that they have that is new to the game or like not like playing at 24-7 is Jynx.
Yeah, pretty much.
You know, you need it.
We almost won this.
Yeah, it's for fun though.
It's a tournament for fun.
It's for fun.
But it is.
It's bullshit.
It's fucking bullshit.
If they have a DM, it's not.
But dude, like, he didn't practice a singular game off stream, like, you cannot say it's
bullshit.
You gotta cool that out next time.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Is that it now?
Is that are we out for the tournament?
That's it.
That was our whole run.
That was our whole run.
That was our whole run.
Fuck, man.
That was our whole run.
That was our whole run.
Fuck, man.
That was our whole run.
now Marlon you weren't doing that is an impossible task
I get it hon
here we'll watch one last clip
I don't want to show you this clip from Bradley Martin
I get first off, does he have an only fans?
why the fuck is he just saying that with his tits out?
angle facing upwards like did am I crazy my sister looks like breastfeeding
angle like breastfeeding kink angle
says you real okay make sure you buy the right items here
the blackfire torch
hey, deebleed, deebleed, deebleed, now we just refund it
me? no, no, i was talking to bradley
jaren? welcome to sunloy again
did this guy
why about his fucking rank? he told everyone he was diamond
Why about his fucking rank?
Yes?
Wait, really?
Yeah, I'm sure I've been late.
So, what are you talking about?
Doran's Blade.
Why?
I fucked myself on that bar.
Minions have spawned.
Why?
I fucked myself on that bar.
Hahahaha.
Yeah, but I'm going against Hero.
Hey, hey guys, the minions are spotting.
I gotta find the outside now, hold on.
Hahahaha.
Oh my god.
Dude, that was actually crazy.
Jesus.
Oh my god.
Gonna go sleep down and get the shim, I can't have the whole time, well the shim is about
it now but thank you again bro, I appreciate everything bro.
Have a good night buddy.
I'll get on, then we can pause the list and then we'll thank everyone and then we'll
call it, okay guys?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' total mess in the world.
But Elsie, they're in the prime, Wavey, they're in the sub, Buddy, they're in the sub as well,
Khanz, they're in the 16 months, so Max, Salty, they're in the prime, and Grant, they're in
the sub all day.
All right guys, we are gonna call the stream now though, okay?
So I do want to thank guys all for everything today
What an absolutely fucking amazing stream today was wow
14 hours live managed to finally hit grandmaster
enjoyed watching that
the Marlin game too was a lot of fun and
How many subs did we end off on today? Give me a second
one thousand that bro to bro that is actually fucking unreal wow so listen
guys once again I know I said every shim but genuinely thank you all so insanely
much for absolutely everything last few weeks I felt like insane and it's crazy
because like every day I sit there and I go to bed and I think to myself it
doesn't get better than this and then it's like the next time I go live it's
even more fun there even like more people hang out and it's like every day is
better you know I mean it's it's actually unreal so genuinely listen for
everybody today that suck around watched the follows the subs give subs
subs, resubs, everything like that, I think guys all so fucking much for that too.
I could be wrong, but I think today might have actually been our most subs in a day.
I would say at least in the last few years, outside of like subathons, outside of subathons
like at least, like I'm not sure if it's like the number one day, but it's definitely in
the top three.
So fucking absolutely crazy.
So thank you guys all again so much for everything.
It really, really, really, really, really, really does mean a lot.
But yeah, so anyways, tomorrow I'm going to be live again, and tomorrow we are going
to be doing a, I know there's shame grinding from GM to Challenger.
If I'm not mistaken, I think we're also going to be coaching Onepixel and Jingxi at the
same time.
So that should be a ton of fun too.
I don't know exactly how that's gonna look.
I don't know what the fuck is gonna happen.
But I think it's gonna be a lot of fun.
Okay?
So it should be an absolute banger.
It's gonna be a shit show,
but it's gonna be fucking hilarious.
Like, I can promise you guys that much.
So anyways,
it's gonna be a ton of fun.
So we're gonna be going live, I think, tomorrow round.
Maybe like anywhere between noon to 1, I would say.
to WESEL! WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE!
The WESEL, they're in the 10 gifted pre-shot. Thank you.
But yeah, so anyways, so tomorrow we're gonna be going live around
NRB between 12 to 1, and we are gonna be streaming later into the night
again, because on Tuesday I will be taking the day
off to do a date night with my wife, and just like, chill with my
family, relax a little bit. And wait, what the fuck.
we actually have 1.3k what the fuck and mo fun man they're in the prime and mad
hit same in the five gifts they appreciate thank you guys but yeah so
listen guys when you see me tomorrow my body's gonna be shaped for the first
time in weeks and we're gonna be fucking chilling okay so it's gonna be good
and primordial if I'm gonna give those off but anyways thank you guys all once
again so much for absolutely everything. Do this, Airaal Ahmad Musin. What is this?
What am I going to do this?
There you go.
I don't think that was it, but listen to this, it is.
Anyways, I hope you guys have an absolutely amazing rest of your night, and I will see you guys all again.
Peace.