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Are you guys ready to hear what it was?
Are you guys ready to hear what it was?
Okay.
So my wife says that last night at 4 a.m. she started genuinely laughing her ass off.
And the reason why is because sometimes I talk in my sleep, right?
And it's the thing where it's like, I do it every night, actually, where every single
night, no matter what, as long as she stays awake long enough, she'll hear me talking
in my sleep, okay?
So yes, okay.
She said that around four in the morning.
She ends up like, just like chilling in bed, she was watching TikToks, whatever.
Then she hears me like moving around and then I say
Go bottom lane. You're about to get 30 kills and then I just turn around and I go back to sleep
So I'm not even shitting you when I say that literally one day without coaching Jin see and I'm getting
Unironic withdrawals like to a point where I'm literally sitting there and I'm fucking talking about coaching him in my sleep
Like I'm not even kidding buddy. I wish it was a made-up story. It's actually fucked
But how's your guys's day yesterday? I know I know you guys must have missed me. I missed you, too
I ended up going to my parents place before yesterday. We chilled there for a bit then afterwards we went to a brewery
Got some like appetizers showed like that. It's a good day on this is a good day much needed wrist white
James he was cooking yesterday dude. I saw that I
Didn't want him to know I was watching but I actually watched yesterday while he was playing with muda
Bro, I tell you that I was dying of laughter
But it's like dude. He would sit there and be like mood. I'm taking your fucking wave
You stack a dick, and you just take the entire way and I felt like a proud father
You know what I mean like I was it I was like that's my fucking boy bro take those fucking waves
He did good he did yes, yes, do they got smurfed on I will reveal later with them or be a little bit with them
For now though we gotta save we gotta focus on the game. Oh
Thank you. You got any thrust
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' total best hackle in the world
Alright guys, I have my breakfast
Loki, maybe I eat the breakfast after the game
Yeah, we'll eat the breakfast after the game
What's up with the challenger today? We need to bro
Bro, you know what's fucked up?
So you guys remember how 490LP was challenger or grandmaster?
It's insane because I actually demoted to master
Because the cutoff increased too much
He's like no we're gonna put 500 LP so I didn't my pregame yes job shim is just so they cut off when I went up
Okay, I'm gonna have to lock my cat out you mean come here
You guys didn't get away from the wires. No, no second. Oh
Give me a second. I can put something for my door makes like I can't get in
I
Can't give him a second or wants to show the cats
Okay, so this is heckie yep
He's just a chill old guy. He causes a lot of problems
Okay.
Show Yumi the...Yumi!
Right, on the next up here?
Give me, give me, give me.
Jesus, she upside down?
Okay, right here.
And this is Yumi.
She's like...
So he causes problems, but she's more like verbally annoying.
Yeah, and he...
...pregnated her.
Yeah, he accidentally pregnant his sister.
But that's okay.
Listen, it happens, right?
Anyways, yep, so now we got a win today. Let's get it done guys. Let's get the fuck done
Okay guys is everyone listening and
Okay, I was having the fun. Welcome. Thank you. I'm gonna leave there 17 months. How are you doing? I'm doing good, bro
Yeah, I mean like we're gonna review with them. That's what we're gonna start off the review today
Okay, guys wants to see a magic trick. Yes or no who wants to see a magic trick?
Is everybody for a magic trick?
Who's ready for a magic trick?
Yes? Okay, watch this.
Abra? And that resource turned out to be welcome.
Abra!
Get Abra!
Yeah, I mean like we're gonna review with him.
That's how we're gonna start off the review today.
Okay guys, who wants to see a magic trick?
Yes or no? Who wants to see a magic trick?
Is everybody ready for a magic trick who's ready for a magic trick yes okay
watch this abra and the rest of them welcome okay so 30 second delay has
officially been enabled we're against oh I'm gonna be honest guys first game
It's like my acrimane
My gem looks super good for us
Bro's the chronomancer
Yep
No, I'm the chronomancer, bro
Nevermind, I should have said that
Watch your native noggin, see you live, it's good buddy
QT Jinx had a press armbutton on ADC's with hechrim
They'll teach him how to focus and log his potential on Rift
Yeah, but the thing is hechrim, he has a very particular champ
I feel like he has a good mojo going, honestly
and uh... detective there in front welcome thank you
can you place on today is on them down for on the side be down for it
we'll see
and uh... quick thank you for the welcome thank you
child today incoming
uh... may i mean listen child today jesus bro we need to win like eleven
straights
we need to win like eleven fucking straight
is it possible
that probably not but we'll see
Oh my gosh, I'm a little bit of breakfast
eggs
Chicken and bread are you guys right for this?
The eggs are good
fun
Hmm
Mmm
Very nice
All right, and then we'll eat the rush later
Because then we actually got focus I'm Chipotle bulls. No, it's not Chipotle ball
Okay
So guys, I'm gonna be honest with you when I say this I am so AD this game
literally so this he might actually be on me to carry although they don't really
have them any time so maybe it won't even be that bad we'll see and I don't
keep there in the primal outcome thank you what's in seven days boss the
finale bro if we're not challenged by the end of this seven days we need
five to four done have jinx to beat the shit out of us so it's like we got
to get it done. You needed a teaching seat to keep buying so yeah there's no more gold
left gosh. And I'll probably go over with him today. Okay guys I'm gonna be honest I
don't think that a three count clear is that necessary this game. But it's like versus
Silas you know what we'll try to pull clear of this game we'll try to pull clear of
could be okay honestly
I'm done sitting drinks will hold this kid today
I mean I was watching a little bit of his gameplay yesterday and he helped you quite a few times
like when he did not meet screaming in his ear to hold to you he actually was like more consistent at doing it but regular
give it a sub count up oh true action
it's because I was recording some stuff yesterday
so I had to like kick it off
Okay, so we're going to do now is we're going to play for the top to bottom clear and then after that we should be able to look on the dragon easily
And literally just bring in my crugs all the way to gromp
That's all we have to do right now
Krugs to gromp
K2g
Alright, so raptors are up here so we can easily play for the raptors and then afterwards we
can look on the rest of bot side.
Now looks like Azir is shoving in mid, okay.
Honestly though, as long as you have kill pressure bot side, that's it, all that matters.
Oh, that fucks up everything.
that actually just fucks up everything.
Wow.
Wow.
And uh, Ryan there, I'm welcome.
Thank you.
So whether to start with one potion on the headcrum or no,
now I wouldn't say so.
The only time I would say it's ever to start with a potion on the champion is if you're playing like Balbath,
and you're playing on level 1 and invading like every game.
If you're playing on doing that, then...
Yeah.
You know, like you can do the uh, potion start.
But outside of like Balbath and early invaders,
really invader is snow. And uh, one kill. That's a 5-month survive. Thank you.
I appreciate that. But no, it's been crazy.
Guys, why was Nivea in the agg? Get out of the agg!
Alright, we need to play for the blue and then after we take a look for some blood.
I'm a little worried that the uh, sausage are rotating.
Although it does seem more like he's bot side, I feel his bot side would already be in there, right?
We can just sit on the Isir then?
I don't know why you would ever do that as a first aid idea though, but you know what, listen, I respect the... I respect the visionary.
like I'm gonna be real if I go in on him I just get collapsed on by sauce and I
find the dying so I didn't what we're gonna have to do is we have to just like
reset and we should be fun but uh fully thanks for bits and playing him in the
prime welcome thank you
I'm gonna be honest you guys I think that this could be a genuinely good game
for uh for assassin and uh clock thanks for
welcome thank you the shimathoni and jinx
he was the best yeah i saw my brother
yesterday and he was something that he
genuinely could not stop laughing when
only so like mocking the camera like
just for no reason lamp up to his face
fucking mocking the death recap now
There's cinema
Okay, so now we're gonna do this we're gonna play for the rest of the clear and then afterwards if we look on the dragon ship again
So I'm playing for the boss up in the room so you get a motivation for being one
nah yeah nah yeah bro we need to like ease into it
that's like you tell me yo Dante start getting fucking jack hammered in the
asshole at fucking 50 miles an hour
but it's like dude we gotta start off slow you know I mean but we just need
some like low-key like medium volume
right now you know what I mean
last year was picked I want to ask you if you have realized the whole thing
while you're in a day off
saying I'm from the Italy it's getting sick
I mean I'm gonna be honest with you bro like the recent streams I've already
just felt like it's honestly just been feeling like every day I just enjoyed
doing it you know I mean like the only thing that's really set in is that
every day I feel like excited to start the shume so that's what matters to me
the most yeah I want to see if we'd actually look on the dragon and then afterwards we
could put on the crab now I'm a little bit worried though
Come.
I mean, it's also a match of the 600 damage smite right now.
It was good.
No, it was good, it was good.
It was nice, because the thing is I've been working a lot recently, you know, because
like, it's just been like every day I'll end stream at like 11 to midnight.
And even more, I feel like barely really hanging out.
So, now that I have a day where it was just like a reset, it was good.
it was nice every once in a while
it's like it's easy to get caught up you know and then it's like
you look and you're like wait I haven't left the house in the last like three weeks
but not that one day where it's like you forced off today go a bit of a break
it's always nice
but uh stiff they're in the prime
and jewel they're in the prime of the saw and uh game thanks for best
push off
Okay, so what I wanted to do now is I want to actually look for the top to bot and then
afterwards we could probably look on the grubs, because grubs are up in like a minute 20 right?
I don't really think that, ooh, I was gonna say I don't want to top gank as possible
but now that I'm looking again I think it might be.
One Q-Sack?
Two Q-Sacks?
That's easy as fuck, that's what we're looking for.
Like we just got a little play like that going and then now we just play for the folk there.
What do you want to coach Jhin, Sian, Muda?
Ah, I mean, if Jhin wants to make it a consistent duo, I'm down for anything, bro.
I was watching a little bit yesterday and I genuinely could not stop dying of laughter, though.
Hehehehehe.
It was like, it was actually fucking hilarious.
Oh, wait a second.
my my W is up in 1
dude are we fucking serious?
I mean I'm gonna be honest I played that as well so I think I could have but I didn't
realize that the earth zero was hovering me over the wall
or else I would have like moved away quicker, you know?
If you truly believe what you taught Onee, then you should just mod the enemies along that time or two.
I can't, but I don't have the lamb.
You have to understand that Onepixel, with his like, modding lamb,
is like King Arthur with his like, with the sort of Excalibur.
You know what I mean?
Like, even if I wanted to be the strongest warrior ever,
I could never match his fucking raw power and aura that he emits, is that my sons?
Like, would they be impossible for me too?
I can be funny too, okay?
What are funny ideas?
How's your day been?
It's been good, it's been good.
It's gonna be a lot better than going on a fucking win streak, that's for that I'm sure.
Cause the thing is that it's like the base day is like the ice cream right?
And then how the lead games go is like fucking the sprinkles right?
So if you sit there and you have like really nice tasty sprinkles, oh that's amazing.
But if someone just shits on top of the ice cream it's kind of fucking cancer right?
No matter how good the ice cream could have been.
Oh yes.
I'm going to be honest, I thought I might actually die there, pardon me it's weird about going
for this.
I have ult though, I'm going to go for it, it's okay, I have ult, worst case scenario
of sauce pops up.
Hey listen, pop out of the party I'm with a gang, you know what I mean, I have to
The Thresh and the other Rotating Up.
This is good.
Niiiice! Very good.
Okay, so we're gonna reset because of the promise that if I go for my Krugs right now, yes, I'll be able to get the Raptors right away, but the Wolves are gonna take a while to spawn.
So it's better for me to just recall here, get my gold spent, and then afterwards we can retempo.
It's gonna be a very nice spot.
Jinxie waiting room, sir Connie.
When you're coaching Onee and Jinxie again, bro I'm gonna be honest, that fully depends on the two of them.
Like for me the way it works is that I'm the guy where it's like, he brings me in and whatever the plan is for the day he thinks it up and it's like, we're ready to go.
Like if he tells me don't tell us I wanna do this today, okay we're doing that today. Let's see what happens, you know?
Wow, I'm a fucking cancer, you guys.
Motherfuckin' don't!
That's heck with me!
Oh, that's not bad actually.
Alright, we're gonna play on the Raptors, don't get it?
And uh, hat, same on the Prime.
And uh, uh, S.W.A.C.S. thing on the Prime.
Alright, all we have to do now is you just look for the uh...
The Raptors, I mean, we can maybe actually look for a mid-gank.
One big-gank, said.
WHOA!
BIG CHARM!
Later, bro.
Talks okay.
Okay, so, the thing is, they might be looking for...
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I'll be going to like teach him new champs every day if he wants
He might like Barret too, maybe Wukong.
Under the game, why no Fosh?
Hegram is passive, means that the more movement speed you get, the more attack damage you
get.
So since Ghost gives you movement speed, it also gives you a shet ton of attack damage.
So like synergizes very nicely
It's the same as your sauce game
What's that we're playing the diamond lobby going just singly enough?
I got team comp, real shit, guys I'm almost on my Pooda and I can stop picking out, okay?
I need another like one minute though.
One minute is all I ask, okay?
Here you go guys give me one minute please.
Oh I'm asking you just one minute please.
Please.
Alright it's the last, it's the last thing.
Oh
I'm done boy. I'm not one yet one moment
All right, we're good now.
Okay, I'm feeling good now, guys, let's go.
The food has went down the hatch, we're good.
Now the thing about Jarvan is Jarvan always could go for like Redin to level 2 and bait
on my boost, so we gotta be a bit careful about that.
Okay, so when we do this, we're going to play on the Krog 7 afterwards, we play on the rest of the clear, all the way to the gromp, and then we're going to get him.
Okay, so I have good news guys, if Jarvan isn't already on my blue, it means that he's going to be clearing his camps.
Now what we're hoping is that he clears to the same side as me so we hope that he doesn't show on these rafters yet
Alright we're gonna kill him out in level up
You go Shibana low-key. Rewards RMBC defensive stats, fast clears ult, cooldown based off farming, and a full on raid boss late game
Yeah but the thing about Shibana is that she falls off the high rail you got
Like in ways that even champions like Warwick don'ts
don't
much of others who are close to a failed river so that's why it's like
net
very very mad about introducing some
but listen if you ever would tell me like you want to learn that champ and
share
but what was a
please come and bring me to a paper of
Oh, okay, you know I'm kidding having to get lower the toilet paper might have unironically
saved my entire game.
I'm not saying that sarcastically.
If I'd have went into Botsat River, and that would have been 1v3, very very very good chance
I would have died.
So the fact that like I was able to like delay it, still secure the blue, and then
go fucking psychotic afterwards was really good for us.
Join you fucking cocksucker motherfucker.
NICE!
If you kill on your bitch ass now, boy.
Alright guys, my wife unironically won me this game.
Cheers bro.
That's all I'd like to see.
welcome yep easy ass fucking win all right we're gonna see like that's like good
karma it's like God booked him and he's like yo that guy was willing to like
leave his game to help out his wife so let's give him first blood and we'll
save him from dying on the crab cheers god appreciate it bro all right when you
look for the top to bottom afterwards we look for the the dragon
I don't think so. I mean like you would think so maybe but it's like with the way that the
holding Q works. You know maybe, maybe. Like the thing is that Jinxie's not disabled. You
know what I mean? Like he's actually pretty fucking intelligent. And the thing is that
like when I saw him play Diana right it actually surprised me because I was like
wait I thought you would completely butchered but you're actually doing well
so maybe we can actually put him on a ton of different shit like I want to jump
something new scene unless he wants to like sit on my gear whatever
Okay guys, can we look on the straggler?
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't!
I'm just gonna sit here for 20 seconds to be honest.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't!
I don't have any other pay to make.
Hello!
I mean you're just fuckin' long.
Like wow, you have to be a fuckin' complete long dude.
and your dodge is a cure i die nice fucking flash
I'm literally playing like fucking fakers like in my asshole with his fucking dick and his dick is like controlling my fucking arm stem legs to turn me into a fucking powerhouse like
On some like no gay shit, you know what I mean?
Okay, we're gonna have to look on I
Don't I don't like the idea of going assassin this game real talk. This is your
You know, I don't I don't want this place. I know what I want to listen to
Here we go
There we go, nice.
But Erdots, now Erdots is in jungle, bro.
Okay, so now what we do is we just play top to bot and then afterwards we can reset the
grabulations and let me shoot again.
Then when you hold tab and enemy Jarvan has fucking double ruby crystal, bro.
Hilarious.
He wants me to gank top like,
Yeah, you know what you know what I'll give it a try if it doesn't work. I'm never coming top again though
Like I'm delaying my folk here for this shit
Never come in top again. All right, you had your tribe. I just let us
With the jing see type here. I just tuned in me. Oh
That's a wrap
Dude, what if I told you Jhinx to that faker's phallus is guiding my limbs right now?
And it's like every time he does a little thrust, it's like a little, ah, and then it's like that's how you see so many like skittery movements.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Now we have to just, you have to look on the gromp, and then afterwards you look on the blue.
Crab is open in about 28 seconds too, so I'll see.
Okay, so we play on the blue and then afterwards Crab is free.
I want to look where this fucker goes, because the thing is I can test him on anything here.
Whaaaaat?
He's definitely on the rubs, he's definitely on the rubs.
No, the problem with Fiddle is that Fiddle requires like too much like individual champion
knowledge.
That doesn't like translate to anything else.
Especially when it comes to like higher clear camps and shit.
I mean listen, Fiddle was fucking Ludwig's second most played champion and he had a 48
percent on it because like it really is like a OTP champ.
It's like you'd be typing it
No, if that was me dude if I played like a 40 minute game on stream and I lost it feel like I'm gonna hang myself by the fucking ceiling fun
Pardon me just once like reset so you know we're gonna smite the wrappers so we can clear as fast as possible enough for its to recall
Your rank is the physical representation of your skill level, and the only way to increase
your skill level is to play more ranked.
So even if your rank goes down, view it like it's a long-term investment, right?
Like think of it like the stock market, okay?
If you go in the stock market and you want zero risk, then you're never going to make
any noticeable gain.
But if you're willing to risk a lot, then over the course of time, you will end up
gaining a lot more, right?
And it's the same with ranked.
The more you're willing to play and the more you're willing to lose, the more
you're able to improve and the more you're going to rank up over the course of time.
does that make sense?
can we walk on this?
i'm gonna chase this
i'm gonna go on this one too
this one?
I want to I want to see anyway we can make it pretty
All right
So the good news is that all our camps are responding so I have to do is just play for a standard talks about folk
Cleaners should be getting it done on some human shit
All right, let's get on guys talks about folk here free dragon
Alright guys, I'm going to be honest, as long as we can secure these objectives, this
should probably be the 3rd one of our lives.
Ooh, okay, I think so, I can have a bit of an interesting right now.
Why do you troll every game?
How did your mother prioritize black tar heroine hits over viable second trimester?
Dude like listen, at the end of the day we can't answer some of these questions, got me?
Game, I'm sorry that was on the call 4.
Okay so we're gonna now, we're gonna play for the aground but then afterwards we're
gonna look for the blue into the dragon, lemme see what we have.
I mean blue's up in like what 4?
You know what the fuck the blue, let's get this first.
I just saw building omnibam boots, because I saw that they're like significantly lower
when they're like benionium.
Like the cost increase, the omnibam decrease, like everything in general, you know, it's
like...
Wait, did Jynx see type again, what'd he say?
Or are you guys just adding him?
I don't need to add him.
Junko would throw on Viego.
Well, the problem with Viego right now is that it's like,
Jinx he doesn't understand what a lot of champions kids do.
So, Viego might be interesting for him to get like kills or assists.
And then afterwards, like, just see what champs do.
But in general, it's like I don't even be that great at the I'm not yeah, cuz you're just a slotting games. Let's get Bob
Come on, look on the cell here
Oh, I'm back. I'm back. We can't get plus I hold
Jinx he asked, what is omnivamp?
Oh omnivamp!
So, okay, life steal is when you auto attack, you regain health, okay?
Omnivamp is when you use any abilities.
Nice. I gotta kill him by the way.
Omnivamp is when you use any abilities to heal.
So the thing is that Omnivamp on champions that have a lot of ability damage is very broken
because it's like you can use that ability damage, you just go crazy, right?
But the issue is that they had these Omnivamp boots that were pretty decent, but then they
increased the price and they reduced the amount of Omnivamp that you get per take down.
So it's like kind of meh nowadays.
Like League in general is like a very interesting snowball game and like any gold that you spend allows you to be activated on the map earlier
Which means that when price increase increases happen or something like that it just makes it kind of shitty, you know
Okay, we really want to look on the Raptors here
Yeah, I'm getting on the easier doesn't have all the fun on the second
I'm gonna throw fucking exhaust fucking exhaust fucking exhaust
No, we need a banger we need a banger I don't care we need a banger
Can you pause the stream for 30 minutes?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
MOTHERFUCKER!
WOOOOOO!
Alright.
What are we thinking guys?
I told you the banger comes on and it's fucking Windows Q instantly.
I can't lose this right now, I can't lose this.
Papa eats spinach, Dante's full boss, French corn, 800% volume.
That's the difference bro.
No, it's history. I've left all my cards. And that's what you done now. I'm nothing more to say.
Longer is to live.
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If you want to go home, say goodbye
You can see it
I saw it, that day's sign
Even if it's a little too much
It's probably too far
I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it
The small thing is
I wonder if I can still do it
If I say the left thing
I can see it
I have to go
If the world is a beautiful place,
I'll be taken away by the world,
and be taken away by the world!
Oh
This is a good one this is a good one this is a good one good fuck good fuck
I'm not talking about the play by the time all the song
It's been a long time waiting, it's been a long time waiting on you, on you
I got a lot of love writing, I got a lot of love writing on you, on you
You tell me how to do what I wanna do, you tell me how to be who I wanna be
You let me be who I wanna be, don't let me down
You're the one that I'm living
You're the one that gave me no reason to die
Oh no
You're the one that I'm best in
Every minute of every hour
You tell me I'll be safe standing next to you
You tell me you need me like I need you
You're the one that I'm living on
I'm feeling better now. I'm feeling better now.
It's good for you!
And Chris, they're in the prime.
Ron, they've been there for months as well.
Noji, they're in the prime.
Skip, they're in the sub as well.
Grumpy, they're in the prime too.
And Tardo, they're in the prime.
Nympho, they're in the prime.
Spantin, they're in the prime.
And Sharkley, they're in the prime for months.
Thank you guys.
Cheering up now, are we going to ask?
Get down, doggy.
I believe in you.
The good news is that any team doesn't have any flashes or anything like that for the next fight.
So as long as we push on the ground, it should be the first round.
What?
I just saw that that's my fault
No, I don't need I don't need I don't need
No, not this.
Uh, no.
Yes.
Like the problem is, so that my team is full of fucking disgusting cocksuckers, like, what
do you mean no one's flying anti-heal out of these three except for me?
And I'm forced to get it, like why?
Like imagine I would have been able to get sword massage this game, I'd literally be
unkillable but instead I'm literally forced to sit here and buy items I don't
want to buy because my team just isn't fucking doing what they have to do.
When I'm solo AD by the way I'm solo AD at least should they be like...
Yeah, I don't care anymore I need those thumbs
I need that sound so if I don't have that sound so you just use it.
Like the problem right now is just that you cannot build any resistances against them.
Unless, I mean, let me think.
Because like maybe I don't need the full death stance.
What if I just like refunded this?
They're talking to their sub. I don't know multiple.
I don't mind if I can even contest myself there.
ahhhhhhhhhh
so we're gonna have to get the alder and probably baron now aswell
yeah, spotless
Alright, I went in B, let's get range, I see we're just off the mirror.
Okay, am I able to self-reduce on this?
Maybe like Jey instead of Death Stuns?
Honestly, what about J.O.R. that stands?
3.2k?
Yeah, you know what? Honestly, this could actually be good.
Okay, so we're gonna sell a chain sword,
because we already have untill another,
and then we'll get this and this.
Alright, let's hope this is enough.
I mean as yours and you get out of the game just like you ease in and then just goes everybody
This is like it's this is extremely horrible. This is like a literal worst case scenario
I'll get plus fucking 9
I don't know, it's just cancer.
Nobody built anti-heal when we had like, two AoE damage dealers and I told my support to
get it from my 10 minutes in, so we only had anti-heal like literally 40 minutes in.
Like literally 40 minutes in.
Hey, it's unharmonically just f**king insane.
Pause the stream, I gotta...
Dude, bro. It's enough, bro. I just lost! I don't need you typing cancer!
answer
So depression looks like yeah, and I cast effects on the promise all I mean the worst part is that we actually played like the early super
well, too
What's your been sobbing good that game
No, what have been
But I can't fit it into my build at all
Because the promise that the enemy team is just too tanky like if I build on I'm like serpents
I just I've been faster. I know wouldn't even like get the chance like ash have any kind of like it effect
You know
Adontis can I knock to let you know I want to drop in and collaborate
But I'm gonna be honest if you type that shit again
You're gonna have to collaborate with the fucking hospital to get back to working order
I just lost a fucking game, and you're asking me this boss shit
Those are fine in a boss
Yeah, it can be it sounds good as used to be though because they never play clear speed
But they knew the clear speed pretty hard to be honest
Versus Rengar I'm gonna be honest. I wanted to climb trade here because there's a party that wants to go a wukong
Let's see most of
Jungle gap yo enough bro. It's enough of this shit
And uh, you guys know mother fucker, I rage turned into on some like thank you watching for while now
Thank you
W. Dante's.
Whaaaaat?
Alright, let's see what this says.
Dante's, don't ever take a day off again.
Okay.
I need to watch you lose to know that even though life might suck at least it's not as bad as your fucking team wall.
I don't know what you mean.
I wish I didn't buy no aiming.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I think I'm probably gonna go outcrime this game.
And the reason why is cause like wukong vs. that comp, the Jannon just ults me away so I'd rather just go this shit and we're gonna get him.
So I get this and I'm good.
Chill one last game to be honest.
I mean bro, like not even soul was enough for that game.
You know what I mean?
Like even fucking soul was enough.
And golden there in the prime welcome.
Thank you.
Like imagine that guys.
Even dragon soul is not enough.
It's like you go to the medieval ages, and you give a caveman an AK-47, and he still loses a 1v1 to Dinosaur's, you know what I mean?
Like, wow. So what the fuck would it have been if it was taken right?
I'm kinda new around here. Was just wondering, aren't you supposed to try winning these games?
Yeah bubba, you're gonna be pretty new around someone else if you keep rage baiting like that, that's all I'm gonna say bro.
Why do we have a cinch support this game?
Alright, let's hope for the best.
And Logan, they are in the front of my cam.
And Green, they are in the front of my saw.
Thank you guys!
That sounds like it was crazy this game.
Yeah, they are actually getting it as a rush item.
It's like Logan actually didn't get it as a rush item this game.
But guys it's actually checked the Jin Santa putting his game earlier his officer me and
let's look yo you guys know motherfuckin don't I think he did and see what they're in the
final cup thank you nice it's actually performing consistently nowadays leave one I'm not coaching
actually performing. Alright, let's get it done. It's time to win, it actually is. Like
now we're gonna get it done. Okay, um... I think we'll clear the road spot, let's get
this game. The only thing that Serengar could invade, so I'm gonna have to take
like a little bit of a wonky pathing
what do you think about ram prices going down after the ram pauclips
hopefully goats don't follow suit
why are you bullying me go warwick this game if you win i'll send 500 bits
bro no
my warwick win rate is under 100 lowest out of all my champs
but i can perform well on it, like if you look at my game and say i'm actually consistent
it's just been like some unlucky ones
okay we need to wait for the top to bot folk there, definitely
like grump all the way to crugs and then we're gonna get it done
okay
Okay, so now we get the wolves and after that we clear the boss on.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, today I'm looking half bad right now.
Like I genuinely ain't looking half bad.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' hell!
I know, I'm also fine, I'm probably gonna come.
Thank you.
Okay, so now we're gonna just gonna play for the rest of it.
Now, the thing is that if Rengar was gonna invade me on my third camp, or my red buff here,
we would have had vision of him walking through this bush.
But because we had no vision of him walking through that bush, so we know that we're safe.
Unless he's go, standing flashes over this wall and passing through here,
we should be fucking like retarded but yeah
no party not going right
This won't affect this crab
Now if I walk in here Jan is out of mana, so she doesn't matter. Crab is gone
Is there any chance that we ever get to this crab in time?
Like getting double crabbed at fucking sight for the past month?
Hey Dante's great stream.
I just picked up League and found out there are 172 champions.
Yes.
I was thinking if you were going to lose anyway, might as well mix it up long.
Dude, what the fuck am I listening to today?
Shut your fucking bitch ass up!
Molly Pop's fucking piece of shit!
Oh, you're gonna be fucking mad when you watch one of those games, aren't you?
fucking bastard
really fucking pissed
case we need to get the pickaxe now i think this is a all way to stress i want
to do that sounds case will do that here
this is not a playlist it is called uh... demon mode
Okay, we're gonna have to look for the grump all the way to Krugs, then we can look on
the dragon 20.
You see Jinx these games with Muda?
Bro, I was really dying of laughter.
I was really dying of laughter.
Muda, I'm gonna take your wave because you don't deserve it.
No Jinx!
What the fuck are you doing?
Muda, shut the fuck up!
My coach taught me this.
Dude, I was really there smiling.
He learned well.
That's like you genuinely learned a while.
Okay, so now we're going to look on the Crab and then we should be good.
I'd be super down silk on something here by the way
Promise that I'm not even like six out like I'm missing one one eight
I'm gonna send this person
It's praying this is a more dead watching Jynxci yesterday with weird
hear me out you can instantly tell Junco has improved a ton and actually has
decent map awareness but because it's iron and the enemy team is highly
regarded it's so hard to judge his true skill potential rights
I mean the thing is it's always gonna be like that though like enemy teams are
always gonna be retarded no matter what you're in
Oh Christ, I might just ult out here lowkey.
Oh wait, what?
I mean I fucked up my ult, but wait what?
Alright, you know what?
i'll just point at least something we're just too top to bot
double claw thumbers can be huge for me here but like
waaaaaaaaaight
don't taste serious question
do you ever wish you could helicopter your heckerum horse penis like your spamming queue with 500 haste?
i mean i'm pretty sure i would be able to if it wasn't like a solid one and a half inches hard
It's like the problem is I tried doing a fucking I tried doing like the the helicopter sometimes
But it ends up just being like you know the little like joysticks when you move them around
It's like that's just what it looks like and then I just got really sad so and I just stopped doing it and I started crying
Like the way that I actually learned how to masturbate was why playing ps3 because I've just moved the joysticks around and then
eventually one time I realized wait this is what it's like when I jerk off so then I just thought God
like really good at it because I would just like play with my PlayStation
okay what I wanted to do is I want to look for the the boss and afterwards we're just gonna
finish full clear look on grubs even if he goes grubs I don't care if I can trade dragon for
Okay, gay son or thought batter
Gay son
Gay son and then when they get older they
Like when they turn like 20 they end up like becoming partner or like a dating the fucking like reigning world champion
And then I get free coaching
Fucking cheers, bro easy method
Back up, back up.
What?
Okay, I'm just gonna ult in.
I think this is fucking retarded though, I don't know what I'm doing this.
Whaaaaat?
If you could rework one champ, what champ would it be, and how have you changed?
Hakrim.
Uh, what I would do though with Hakrim is I would make it so that his like, uh,
Q actually has some form of personal damage, and then I would like change his W log
to either it would give him like a shield on cast that scales with his like a bonus HP or
It would uh, remove the armor mark component to it, and then it would give like more healing percentage
No, we have to start locking in and actually helping your team win
dude what the fuck are we even typing what I need to saw walking in and I've
been doing the most demonic performances of my lifetime for the last like three
games the fuck is that dude
I'm not even sure when I say this.
Like if you donate bits one more time with a cancer message, your ass is gone for 1.2 million
seconds.
We're doing about Nara's a champ?
Nara's fun, honestly, and I think he's very unique as well.
The only issue with Nardo is that it's like he's weird because like you can't really build
him to be a hypercar because he's forced to build him like a bruiser or something.
I look for a top gank here, does it work?
Nice.
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
i got you know it's a shot on
why is it when i plan to send my whole team is in thing
uh... because of the right games time machine
right games as a time machine that can like predict accurately
when they give you the shittiest teammates are just going to like it's
no matter what to tilt the fuck out of you and make you just like nine
care about the game anymore
i mean i've got stands like i'm going to fight this pro even if it's one to two
you know if it wasn't for that setting that ashlam about about the healing for
two
It was honestly a lot of fun bro. I hope he's down for it again. That guy is such a funny
dude. And it's like I love that he got the autism. Like when I was telling him, hold
the lamp in front of your face, start whipping Jinxie. It's like he got it, you know?
Alright, thank you.
You're getting up.
No, no, no, she goes to the party killer.
You fucking piece of shit.
Wait.
Yeah, if I just ult on... oh no.
I mean, like, if I ghost, he should be dead.
nice I know we just invade the Rengar topside I don't think Vlad is ever able to
move so Rengar just needs to watch while I rail his jungle camps in front of him
or yeah you just fucking in like a re-throw oh it's a
I am coming yep that balding menace won't learn hold Q hold Q hold Q
I'm getting out how to get a package at the door.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Mmm, I mean I'm just really really really hoping that they don't have the timer for
fucking uh, they're gonna get dragon here aren't they?
So we won't have like so one console play for them I
sign it for you guys Maybe we can actually just pay for like
right into crocs on
but it's generally not not about an idea
it works when in top heralds up in ten seconds
you know what fuck my car this is a good my cousin he just passed herald on
i ended up losing this
Alright, let's do a new shur.
He has no W, that's strange.
I'm all for it.
Did I want all to know but am I going to in case Rengar has all of them can back him up? Yes, every time.
So get this to an offer to reset. Wait a minute, I'm trying to get a message to reset.
Yo guys, out of curiosity, quick question.
Do you guys want to see me do a variety tomorrow? Yes or no?
Cause JnC said that apparently he's trying to set something up.
I don't want to void too much, just in case he doesn't want to open him up.
But would you guys be down for some variety tomorrow? Yes or no?
I'm just hoping that they don't invade here, but I think that's just going to kill him.
I don't think it's anyone else.
I actually should. Someone gave me the idea ones.
Yes, yes, yes, okay.
I will do it then.
What game is it going to be?
You have to ask Jinxie.
Oh, I'm going to say it though!
is it's not League and it's not R6
I'm actually down deep as ghost for this here
yeah it's not Janna, Q to Q socks
I honestly couldn't, I would say I might bring it up to him soon
Uhhh...
I mean dude, it's so sad.
Ah, they should be able to kill this?
Come on. Nice!
Okay, that's good, that's one.
Okay, cool.
So now what we can do is like...
I'm gonna be honest, I don't really wanna get Cleaver anymore.
But I already committed the phage.
Fuck. Okay, I kinda have to know.
Now you know what we're gonna do I'm just gonna go on my next I'll go fucking run
run sir
I don't has place sex with Hitler
what play what that's a that's a game
Oh yeah, not the stamp on it!
Oh wow, holy shit.
Yo, my bad.
God damn it.
I'm sorry.
Okay anyways, let's take on this here.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?
Best hack of the world.
I'll tell him like one second, then we can look on the other jargon.
Happy, happy, happy, happy.
We're all happy to see you get all this love proud of you. You deserve a draw.
Appreciate that I'm gonna read over don't listen everything after okay, cuz I just want to do I thought in on this camera now
Nice I need about one second for my clean fucking ace clean fucking ace
Okay, so now we can do is we can just reset I'll go bot to top and I'll get around once
RANDUINS HOME INTO THE RUBIKRISTAL
What do you do for one and a half hours if you only play two games?
MECP8 YOU STUPID FUUUUUUUUCK
If we play two games then we're on our third right?
If we're on our third game, bro, and our third game is 20 minutes in, how long do you think
the fucking game's our last thing, dude?
God damn it, bro!
Let's take the Lister.
They're on.
Alright, both of you both seem not to have a big head.
I wonder if the garage looked a bit much there.
maybe look on something pop
this could actually be a monkey
no
YAAAAAAAOW
holy shit
i'm gonna need to look through my nose
bro are you fucking kidding me
okay it's sort of nice
Rengar is still alive, if Rengar is still alive then the idea of going for
Rappers on the market
I've gone to shut the fuck up bitch boy you should win one game every 20 minutes if you
want to climb.
Haven't you been hard stuck emerald for like 3 years?
Wait what?
Wait why is Vladimir's dead body T-posing in lane?
Like what?
This is actually scary.
Wait what the fuck is this?
This is actually scary. Wait what the fuck is this?
That's actually scary
Okay, we have to look on this
Guys guys guys, please please we have on hit bars. That's fair
How about this?
These heels and shields these heels and fucking shields bro
What the fuck was that?
Holy shit.
I don't have to start with a guy from Fortnite.
I'm at a play phone trying to call!
No, sorry.
That's her now though.
He has the same heads though though.
Okay, what come this?
Best.
Okay, let's actually play that's a good song
Trying to call home all of the change I spent on you
I don't know he's gonna try ceiling not today though motherfucker
People were used to be
I mean Loki was my fucking uh
Well that right now
We're good
It's a cool name to try
And when I turn out your ways
They are all about picking tonight
Guys, I'm stable
Ronaldo's
Schizophrenic
Outer Ego
I'm stable Ronaldo
See you on this.
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When I was on the side
I feel fine since I'm done, to that same, is a tear
I guess holding on my tears, since I saw you for the last time
I've been through whatever year, I must say that I'm a thunder
But tell me what you're talking about, you're saving the night
You're the one and only fellow now, you're the one and only
You're the one and only, you're the one and only
I don't remember how I saw you, I don't remember how I saw you
I
I can't drown my demons in all the mistakes I've done to the rules of the beginning
I want my demons and I'll stick up all the lies I can't pull a possible
I can't drown my demons in all the mistakes
Oh my god!
Bro the Uptempo was a secret softsack and holy fuck!
And Apex, Sunfire and Martin, they also are softsackers.
Larry is 17 months old so I'm not gonna throw him out.
Thank you very much.
Those frags and punences are all welcome back
And a piece of lovely boi there, someone says welcome back
Thank you
And we haven't been around for 3 or 4 months as well
Blue's all down to 5
Thank you guys
Jesus
Wow, I knew it'd be a good game for the hack coming out, that's what's nice.
Is he a chap? Hardstyle is so shit! Wait, you think this is hardstyle?
You think this is hardstyle?
It's a tempo, bro. Completely different.
I don't care!
Oh, that's not good.
Wait, I don't even know I'm panting on. Are you fucking kidding-
Oh, shit!
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I mean I'm gonna be honest she wasn't that bad and not that bad.
Now I can reset again Malignan's.
I've been a Michael Full Enchanter now though, real shit.
Gotcha.
Nice.
A bank hero.
I think we have to put on the Snatch Dragon, you know, something a minute.
I think I might just go like Mikhail's house my next item.
Oh no.
What?
okay guys like I'm gonna be honest I think this game might actually be fucked
real talk I should know I should not box and box like I don't know what
possesses random question how does the game decide how long it takes for you
to respond it depends on the time that you are in game for most of time there's
some other valuables like bubbles but that's my mind that much
okay can we please play on this here
what
I'm gonna be honest I might start breaking down and fucking crying
Like I might genuinely start fucking crying
Is there anybody to fight this?
What?
It's Chrysos.
Is there a member who can learn how to master it?
Like, I'm gonna be real if you guys, I don't know, like, run this up so we can make a look on that, but...
Yo, you guys look like a fucking dog!
Okay, so Kira actually has Serpent Snow.
He might actually be a better watch than me, I'm not saying that's sarcastic, though.
Bro, are we serious?
WHY DO THEY WANT ME THIS BAD?!
This is I mean it's just so far like
dude I've never seen this before
I'm gonna steal this bat and mark my words.
Welcome to the world of heroes and villains.
Welcome to the world of big, only big guys.
Oh, the kick of your weapon and beast.
There's blood on the ground, but we take it.
You give one shot to make it out alive.
So I am not here to chase it.
It's deep in your bones, you'll be taken.
This is your moment, now it's your time to lose
We can run, let's get this shit done now
I can't hide, I can't hide
Make a regret, but I can't
You need to buy controllers, it's the only way to get a B plus at this point
That's it
I can't hide, I can't hide
Make a regret, but I can't
Welcome to the climate
Reach for the summit
This is great, the one cause
Stay in the air
Go
I hear an I hear you chasing
The speed make you fly
You can't stay as long as you're in the sky
You can prove yourself
And you can't die
Big Roots, Big Roots
Make the Roots
Big Roots!
Nobody does any damage.
Oh wait, am I dead?
Okay guys, someone said that the only way for me to get a B plus this game is to buy a bunch
of controllers.
Let's try something.
Let's try something.
I mean I think we're gonna be able to hold this.
No.
yeah
I'm gonna be honest you guys like this company has to get cancer for giving me
fucking support
fuck
oh yeah never mind this is okay
Nice. Alright, respect Riot.
That's crazy.
Wait, what was it? Wait, what?
What was my score? Where do I see that? Overview, graphs, now?
Alright, we'll take those.
This can't be possible.
Dude, shut the fuck up, it is.
W Riots and all of P-Loss, dude.
Fucking Cheers.
Like, genuinely Cheers.
Somebody get me through this nightmare
There's no way you get off scott free
Man shut the fuck up!
I'm getting bits of pornogram master game the fuck do you want from me?
There's no way you get off scott free. Man shut the fuck up!
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And the reason why I asked him above is because he asked him to dummy up Wait, no.
The botcrab is gone because my mark disappeared Okay, so let me teach you guys a kindred
trick, tap on it if you're ready.
So what we're going to do here is we're not going to take the topcrab and the reason
why is because if we don't take the topcrab, my mark is going to spawn on it in about
15 seconds.
So what I do instead is I invade his topside here, and then while I'm invading his topside,
I wait for the mark to spawn on the crab so then I can get my first mark for free.
See?
And now the mark spawns on the topcrab, so we can just go like...
Are you serious?
What?
I mean this is just fucking retarded?
Shoot, like what?
Wait, what?
So he has his blue on his gromp up and he insta-resets to defend his crocs
That's fucking strange
That's
That's like complete senseless game play
Okay, anyways, we can just get this top raptor now
I'm not gonna invade his wrappers
what? dude this guy is so fucking weird
what are you doing? I can't I can't track him this game is retarded
I don't think he knows what the fuck he's doing but it's on the wrong for a
good game plan because if he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing what am I
supposed to know what he's doing it's like a pro UFC fighter and then you fight a guy
that like has Down syndrome or something right like you don't know what he's
gonna do so you can't like pine around it you know I mean then just whip
something I think he starts stabbing you it's like fucking Christ bro like fuck
was I supposed to do
in game honestly but now we're gonna have to do this we're gonna play for
the crugs all the way to crumb and then we'll get them
Maybe they're sniping? Yeah, but I have 30 second delay, so, um...
Nice, now I have to be scared, because the skies are just gonna... like...
I'm gonna be honest I genuinely did not think I would die in literally one combo from 100% HP
Oh my god, I guess it's gonna be one of those games
It's gonna be one of those games, I wish it once had been but it's gonna be one of those games for sure
I
Let's get this bump and no one get the topside here
and
it's a massive
son
I'm off my old shit, so I'll be down.
Nice.
I'm off.
Okay guys go go go go go go go go this is good!
This is good this is good go go go!
YES!
YES!
Good!
Alright that's what we like to see.
Oh my god imagine they can kill the lulu too.
Perfect!
Good shit!
Alright great invade.
Great invade, great play.
And then now I can also get that top cap for 3rd mark, that's it.
Okay, sure.
Alright, winner's cube.
So now, who do I want to place my mark on?
I'm gonna be honest, Malfit is the most like eligible fighter.
He has to ult in and then he's just gonna die after.
I don't know what my bot side makes you like and made me sure because you should trade a
bot side in mid considering the fact that I'm my top side I don't know.
Okay so my fight's invading my bot side hold on hold on a deadly darn fucking second.
I don't know I'm going to sell my wrappers though because I'm going to want to prep for full clear upwards
since all my camps are up. We're going to have to give this dragon for about only a month.
How much are you going to pay for trap for snacks back? 7.33?
So ideally we get a 10.33 back so we can also get to run boots soon.
Yeah just put on me, just put on me.
Alright, give this dragonance a go.
I'm going to be honest with you guys, it might be a kill mark angle.
Being set up on Malphite is hard if he ults away.
I wonder if she...
is my top hunter never picked her out so I have to assume that she's lost it up.
Okay so Sending gets shut down and that's actually huge.
Swipe at these gobsmots afterwards and make the top sector should be good.
I'm going to save my Q-Share so I can just Q over the wall.
Cause if I use it now, it's like 10 seconds for more.
Nice, this is 4th mark.
So when you get 4 marks on Kendra, it gives you an attack range boost.
No.
Just fight then.
When you use your W in a bush, it gives you vision even if there's a control in there, unless there's a YW in there.
So if you, like, would have walked up or something.
Okay, this is 4th mark, by the way, this is 4th mark.
Renekton, you have flash, bro.
So the good thing about that is that now we're actually in a very good spot.
Like I'm on 3 kills, I'm on 4 marks, this is very very nice.
I need to like...
Yeah you ain't killing shit you fucking rock cock motherfucker bitch.
What I want to build is a second item.
I think it's Hexoptix, is it not?
Give me one second buddy.
Yeah, Hexoptix second looks super nice, so we'll do that here.
So we'll go Hexoptix, since it's like Infinity Edge LPR.
And uh, toxic there in the prime, and mercy there in the furrior, so I come back, bro.
Happy anniversary, buddy.
Happy anniversary, bro.
Alright, so we're gonna notice we're gonna mark the red side and then afterwards we'll
see if we look for a bog play.
No crots.
Oh my god.
What?!
FUCK!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You perv, man!
That was your first time?
Okay, I'll give you like one, uh, I'll give you like one second chance.
Ah, dude, fuck me.
Okay, wait, let me think.
What should we do for boots this game?
I'm gonna be honest, like...
It might be a tabby angle.
Yeah, I kinda like that, it's a tabby.
But then there's a perv that's also like,
But what if you remember, CircusGrid is here, so anyway, I have not much attacks, babe. We'll see.
Okay, guys, talked about folklore upon this. I have my ult up here, too.
Marking mouth fight.
I'm gonna be honest, completely wasted time for me to walk here.
I
Know back off team team team
Team team
We will we will but who's these I've never heard of these before
You know what, yeah, I'll just have this.
So they actually played Harold, we can look at this.
Nice, so my son is boarding topside while we force the dragon. You're a fucking intellectual.
What a stupid retard you are.
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I'm just running from school, excited to grind my ass off in bronze and just running
it down every game.
That was a different time bro, it was a different fucking time bro, I can't answer that.
So that's...
Alright, the dread is coming in!
What?
What?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Don't ask!
I'm telling you, Poppy knows how to take a fucking big hammer.
You guys think Poppy rams her hammer in her own fucking asshole?
Yeah, this one's chocolatey, guys. It's over.
Look at that damage. Look at that damage.
Yeah, who's a real ADC, sir? You fucking motherfucker.
Woo! Not bad!
Alright guys, now let's see the Sona's IGN that said,
I am a higher ranked kinder than you!
Flowers!
Ah, yes, I'm sure somebody named Flowers that plays Sona
is a higher ranked kinder than me.
Let's have a look at this profile, shall we?
Flowers.
All right, wow, he actually is
It's okay listen, hey, we're all ranking him soon, chill. We're all ranking him soon, chill, chill, chill
And uh, 5, 6, 7, 2, 1, bitch, y'all, I'm just playing with it a lot, not so soft. Thank you guys
That's a guy's
Add him! No, there's no point. Add him for what, dude?
Brogot mod! Yo, chill, bro!
I'm gonna be a higher rank than him soon, the fuck you mean Brogot mod?
It's like it's like imagine a four-year-old full of steroids is like getting mugged by a
25 year old like weed addict that never stepped in the gym once, but it's like just wait until that kid turns eight, bro
It's over
You know, I mean I just think about it
It's like well, you just think about it, bro
How are you I'm showing Leon shown update the title you're nine wins away not 11
bro speaking of that dude when I was 16 I want to put an English class my teacher
says you guys can make an oral presentation on anything that you want
So I gave a 25 minute oral presentation in my English class about how 9-11 was an inside job
And I was just sitting there telling a classroom full of normies that jet fuel can mouth steel beams
That was fucking amazing when my friends even recorded the whole thing
I don't know if he has any more though
And it's almost every time welcome. Thank you. I don't have a gag reflex not anymore in my life
I've been training for a while now, so I can finally take it all inside me without even having to worry
Made up story no, I promise that's a real story on everything on my elo and league of legends
If you told yourself from that time that you'd become a League of Legends streamer would you have ever even believed yourself?
Well, no because like guys you have to understand. I never wanted to be a streamer, bro
Do you guys want to know how I got into streaming and I'm not kidding when I say this?
I have this friend. I saw him
His name is Dominic, right and this guy was always like silver and at the time I was like high diamond, right and
And we're graduating high school, whatever it is.
And at one point he tells me, he's like, Don Tess, I'm going to be honest,
I love spectating your games to like learn and to watch what it's like playing at a high diamond level.
Because back then, high diamond was like top a thousand.
But the problem is that I hate watching your streams with delay.
Like, I hate watching your fucking, your spectates with delay.
So can you actually stream on Twitch so that I can watch your games with no delay?
And I was like you know what fuck it why not and I legitimately only started streaming on Twitch
Because he wanted to learn for me without me having any delay like that was the only reason why
Then after about a month of like playing on my laptop, you know
But like not even a real setup or anything and reading chat on my phone
I was like did this actually kind of fun. What if I bought a PC so then I bought my first-ever PC
when I started college and then afterwards I just kept doing it every single day and
you know eventually one day it worked out but I said what it was dude like I
never thought ever that I would be a League streamer like I never even used to
watch Twitch really like I'd watch it occasionally but I wasn't like an avid
Twitch viewer I wouldn't even watch like League YouTube
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You got fucking like your head literally cracked against the fucking cement floor of the urinal
while the bullies fucking piss in your mouth and fucking make you shrink it.
Literally.
So then now you're just like cheese perm on.
Literally just fucking perma-cheeseing fucking perma-cheeseing bastard fuck.
each time you get up and start having monologues.
That's an actually good idea.
Not kidding.
I don't think I would because I'm like really lazy, but it's like that's actually not a bad idea.
Well, this guy's going fucking crazy on them. What?
Yo Renekton, you didn't rotate earlier for the Sajrani, but can you rotate for me?
What?
Adontis, I'm manifesting a lost streak. Your way cheers dumbass.
Okay, you are your own individual. You have goals, you have dreams, you have family, you
have friends, right? And you're taking time out of your day to rage bait for two hours
in my stream and manifest a lost streak. Are we fucking serious? Are you THAT BORED?
GET A JOB! And if you already have one, get a second one! The fuck is that? You're manifesting
a lost streak. Yeah, I'm manifesting your motherfucking squirting and nutting all over
the albanian barber's face after he finishes giving you a haircut how about
that dude fucking cheers that's what I'm gonna fucking manifest for you you
fucking bastard-ass bitch chat I wonder if you'd run a train on that guy's mom
mod him yeah
We have to go for the most into gromp now again.
Alright guys, so here we have to go for the gromp, and then after gromp we just look on the wrappers.
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Yeah, I think we just like died many a little just want to give in something
Is there any way that they could like collapse on me and come in something probably not
What a weird-ass game
I'm gonna have that stands but I
I'd be lying if I said that there wasn't a problem with that.
Okay, nice.
Woooo! Bro, I'm telling you guys, my Yi is on fucking block. Like I'm not even kidding.
recently has actually been so insane. Like coaching Jinx on you has actually made me a
way better e-player.
What are your thoughts on tinfoil as condoms? I'm going to be honest dude, and I'm not
even like saying this sarcastically. I genuinely think that the internet can read our thoughts
because there are sometimes where it's like you're going to think of like things right
or of companies or stuff like that and you're not even going to like say anything
out loud you're not gonna like do anything right but then get ads for that shit you know
or it's like you'll think of a guy that you didn't go to high school with for like five
years and then randomly you get his profile recommended to you you know and I'm pretty
sure that Instagram and she like that can read our brains so like low-key I'm not even
trying when I say this dude I'm starting to get the tinfoil hat like shit because if
they can read our brains and the only way to stop it is by wearing a tinfoil hat
you know I mean then it's like then whether dumb ones for not doing it if you think
about it logically
all right
so we're gonna look on this and on again
alright we go right all the way to Grom now
It's placebo bro. Now you don't understand dude like a few weeks ago
I thought of a guy that went to high school with
Randomly like literally for no reason right and I haven't thought of this guy for years. I go on Instagram
He's the second suggested person to follow. I was like now something
Like listen, I don't know what's going on, but something's going on bro. I'm just gonna say it
Zuckerbird can read our fucking thoughts.
Okay, I think I really want to look on this here.
Look at precognition and read about it. I won't. And I'll tell you why. Because the
thing about it is that if I live in a world where I believe that the government can generally
read our thoughts, right, and like aliens are real, and like the earth is flat, and
like all this crazy shit, right?
Then what a fun world it is for me to live in.
Does that make sense?
Because it's like there's infinite possibilities.
It's like living in a fucking storybook.
Does that make sense?
But if I sit here, and if I can believe in like shit
like science, right, and gravity,
then the problem with that is like it's boring.
Because it's like, oh, I'm signed discovered gravity.
Fucking cheers, dude.
How does that make my life more fun?
So I would rather believe in shit that's like absurd,
but it makes it more fun for me to be alive
then to believe in like the truth
that makes life very boring
that's a real fucking uh...
that's that's that's the fucking
reality pill bro
the fantasy pill
for next item i'm trying to think like what could go hard
like a tremendous endless hunger maybe
I kinda like that if I'm the singer for the vamp
We will find a gartha bro
Yes
One day
One day I'm telling you bro
The gates of a gartha are gonna open dude
It's gonna happen
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Bro, oh my god, if he doesn't flash no if he didn't flash
No way she lives ain't no way she
Screams.
Uh, Jinxie Penta's there, that's your action.
Did Jiddy announce what game they're playing tomorrow?
If he does, then I won't.
Damn.
Oh, this one's actually called gravity you guys don't like this one.
Can you guys kill this please?
Oh my god, yo the croc!
You're the croc!
The fucking croc, bro.
I really want to find this bar now.
I'm not gonna smite this because I need smite for the soul.
Adonis isn't at the game with Joe.
Jinx he's sad, and Jinx he's sad. I'm not gonna leak.
Twitch had always baited me into thinking that people leak. Shit, so then I become a leaker.
So I'm not leaking anything.
You have no fashion fucking bitch
No, I'm getting blown up
Holy shit
I'm getting blown up like I'm an AI data center by fucking vegan activists, bro. Like this shit isn't even possible to play
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Okay, please get this song
Nope
No, what
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Take me welcome the dragon
Okay, I have a smite
I'm gonna be honest. I just want a split push real talk
I split bot 1 3 1
Dude I said I split bot 1 3 1 to my teammates teleport what the fuck
What I mean that sure I don't like this
Well, I guess it works, I'm gonna take those.
GG, yeah, that's right, wait, type GG after you bat and how can we fucking bastard?
Type fucking GG, fucking bitch.
It's nobody.
Just threw my bicycle to the airport for a flying lesson, and my ass hurts, uh, alright.
That's an interesting, that's an interesting one.
Guys, what if I told you we were actually peaking an LP at 580 right now?
right now. It's like 5-8 LP or low-key peaking. How much LP is Challenger cut off? It's 8-20.
Hold on a second. 8-20. So 8-20 minus 5-80. Wait. Minus... Wait, do I need to add 10 or
subtract 10?
240. Okay, so how many wins were we?
8!
8 away, let's go.
Alright, that's it guys.
I don't ask what's this?
This is going to be chat tomorrow we are going to be doing game night with Joe Bart stable
Ronaldo and don't ask chat the two games we're going to be playing tomorrow we're
going to start at five the two games we're going to be playing tomorrow is gamble.
I thought that it's like a game where like it's on
Can you go a lease next I need coach Dante's to teach no, I don't play some police
You know we're gonna play gamble with your friend where you run a casino basically should be peak
I don't be honest you're also gonna be fucking people
The house wanted new fan effectively because you play with my friends so I was well become the best do it
But I'm telling you as long as you're more dedicated. You're gonna outrank them
Thanks for not answering wait, what you ask all
Okay, so soon technically we are GM, but we're not actually grandmaster yet
It's Kaden good right now, right now yeah I think he's decent, easily.
What's up baby?
You on food?
No?
You wanna hug?
Alright, give me a second.
Okay, so we got Jarvan Varus.
low-key heckra looks chill here
You need to have a philosopher for a philosopher for a philophthosa
Philosophical
Chat with Joe. Wait, is he a philosopher?
Guys I'm gonna be honest part of me wants to go mastery again. I think I'm gonna do it
But if we go master then we don't have much AP I
Think it's worth it though, but I'd rather do Diana. No, I'll do master then
Okay, so I want Twisted Fate, alright this looks like it again, can we?
You know what I imagine, when there's a guy who's had his account since 2018 and
and his like fucking headers like the deep space and he types shit like this
you know what I mean?
It's like the only thing I can think is like
I'm not flaming him retard
I was gonna say though, people that type shit like this unironically
I feel like the people where it's like the only thing they find funny are like
the big dying theory, you know what I mean?
like Lannard didn't know what Pythagorean's theorem was you know what I mean like dude
Jesus because I have people like that.
What's up?
Yeah, Big Bang Theory is super funny.
You should watch it right now.
Alright guys, I didn't have to do a top to bottom line from Claremite.
You don't want to team with Huns?
Oh yeah?
he needs to answer me right now why he's on this 30% rate Ezreal
he needs to answer me right now why he's fucking on this shit bro
He needs to tell me right fucking now why he's on his 30% rate at 0
But it's like I'm on my E but my E is low key clean as fuck
Okay low key I'd really like to hit the bot side though
I feel like it's candy.
Maybe I don't understand it.
It's candy.
Maybe it's candy.
Maybe it's candy.
Alright guys, listen.
All we gotta do is we play for the crab and then we're gonna be good.
I mean real talk, listen, red rugs and then we can maybe look on something like God.
I hope you had a good day off of your system.
That was great bro, that was great.
That was a good day.
Happy to be back now though.
So I'm going to do this, I'm going to play on the, uh, the problem is you're good.
Oh wait a second.
Wait, can I just double-crab and all that sort of gamer-ing for me?
Like on that wrong grab, I think we just won this game for free now.
Okay, I don't even care about my ball and dollars, like, they can secure me crap, that's
actually worth.
It's like some random old man walks in front of you and starts, like, nutting in your face
or some shit, but afterwards what ends up happening is like you're in the will and
it's like you end up getting $10 million because he died of a heart attack while
he's nutting.
So it's like, even though he's a fucking asshole and he deserves to die, the fact
that he died and it made you rich as fuck was so keyword for something sons like
that's how I meant it's like how can I be mad
I don't know where he is, but I don't know where he is.
Don't listen to that chat confirm.
Now the thing is I don't want to discord right now because I'm actually like I want to win every game.
Every time me and Hums discord call we ludge up those.
After I hit chow, I'm down to start discovering what teammates are I getting left.
But for now, I'd rather not because like,
like I'm telling you, I'm gonna be in call with him, I'm gonna like make like meowing sounds,
and then it's gonna make me like into my loser game.
So you have to wait until uh, we have to wait until we're chow again.
Once we're chow, I'm down to fucking discord though.
But not before.
Cause we're actually gonna lock the fucking...
I want to look on the wrappers and then after wrappers we'll look on the Krags on again.
Please call him brahmitangi, me and humsbro we're like oil and water.
When we get in calls with each other, neither of us focus as it's bad.
We spend the entire time flirting with each other.
Bonamchal we can do it.
I just need to make sure I don't get beat the fuck up by Jinx.
I'm sorry about trying to fly away.
I mean that was like an insane fucking flash to be honest.
I'm just kinda sad that I didn't get to kill afterwards.
I don't know afterwards we can just reset, we get the top to bottom and then we're good.
Ah shit!
You know, that's my point for this job.
Yep, I got it.
Uhhhhhhh, I'm coming on quick front.
Plus, the center no flash, varsity no flash, varsity no ghost.
You can get any CC at all in the center, she's no flash.
Perfect.
AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ok, low-cad is already getting cast with Alna.
Alright, we got the rex, so we're good.
Do you think Jinx has a very good play already? Yes.
And he sets his mind to bro, he's got this, I'm telling you.
Okay so what we'll do now is we'll just find the rest of the clear and then after we'll
Although I am probably going to lose my entire bot side.
There's no way that his top side would be up right?
No, not his bot side.
You know what, let's go grab some.
I've got a second chance, you could go home
It's been a long time, it's just a run-off
Stars matter, I've seen it
Stars matter, I've seen it
How much damage can we do to this slayer?
Yes, 90s.
Alright, you know what, can I try for this?
Nice, there we go.
Yeah, cause the second that he had that like huge fucking Q damage come in, I was like,
wait a second, but if we commit for this, we can low-key get it done.
I didn't know I got my Kraken Slayer. It's gonna be huge for us
Then we also get a dagger too easy as fuck
We guys play Clash's you can there is no Clash's we can round Clash is only next month, but once it's out then yes, well
All right, that's it.
Okay, so now we just play for the, uh, both sacras, then afterwards we work on the dragon.
Dragon's up in like 7 seconds, so the Bokeh could be really good for us.
Which one will count? Do you think that's the best name?
Either...
either Krugs or Gromp, because it's so like original.
Like what the fuck is a Krug?
What's a Krug?
Oh, well, that was really unfortunate actually, wow.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, that was just like absolutely horrible.
I have no other words to say.
Um, I think I wish I could end up getting merch heads this game.
I think there's a guy on the left here.
I think he's probably in the middle of the building.
Without a driving gets fucked on by me in here.
I don't want to use my E because if I use my, I think he might actually be on the cover, I guess.
Nice.
The reason why I actually knew he was on Clugsy, I just wanted to help big brain I am.
So when you're playing Mastery and you queue a champion, right?
Or you queue a jungle camp, the jungle camp goes AFK.
But when I queue the jungle camp there, then he starts walking upwards.
So it told me that if the jungle camp is walking upwards, then the only reason why is because there's another target in range.
Only other target could possibly be Jarvan. Does that make sense?
So that's how I knew Jarvan was there before he even showed.
You see how it goes there, okay?
The last one didn't up there.
As Robin was there.
Yeah, I mean I'm 7 for fucking 10 half seconds.
I think my best angle, honestly, is if I were to do steel caps.
I'm going to do Steel Caps with QSS, I think that's our best bet.
And then I just either QSS the Varsalt or the TFW.
And then we're good.
I really want to become this right now.
You guys know motherfucking don't fast-track in the world
I don't want to play too far in the game
So there the reason why Q'd in is because if I don't Q in, then he stuns me for 2 seconds
with his gold card.
So on and wrong, the only way that I could have ever lived there was by using my Q on
him and then trying to take it off.
I guess I could always just save my Q. Low key. For his gold card.
He's gonna recall.
I'm wandering around aimlessly, but I don't really have a play to make.
Can you vote for your jinksies again with murgy astray for our entertainment?
Yeah, I mean ask him what Tony wants me to review.
Is that thing played like 1-3?
So now we're going to just go on the enemy Jarvan's bot side.
i'm just like pretty fucking close
NICE! okay we take those
for a second i thought that he wouldn't even get the kill
that's why i was like a bit fucking tilted
i was like bruh there's someone that we got him that low and then he just doesn't die
I
Know
It's kind of
I mean like, Pantheon, do you want to just ult on him if you ult on him instead?
We're just on using alt. Cheers
We need to bottom view the fountain threat dive now we already did bro. We don't need to keep bringing it up
We have all texture
dude this is like like genuinely unbelievable
I'll have a QS on Scyther.
Nice.
Well the issue is that even if I come in here, it's not like we can do anything.
Like, unironically, there's nothing to do except just sit back and farm.
Oh my gosh, I'm trying to shoot right now.
Dude.
They might try for baron but dude we have so much long range poke there so no one that
they should ever be able to do this.
Literally never.
Like I don't give a fuck dude if they don't all get ace here then guys are trolling it's
as simple as that.
do not continue the battle
okay that's not bad, that's not bad, you can take those
I'm gonna see if I can lowkey run up here
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Okay.
So now we can get Baron and then afterwards we just look on the dragon and as long as
we do that it's going to be insane for us.
I can also get my QSS on the next back, so like, once I get that dude, I'm telling you guys this game, it might actually just be straight up 1-0.
At this point it could actually be straight up 1-1.
Nice.
So now we just run straight out of base to the track, and we're good.
But you listen to the tone in that violin
And read the new words out steady
So if you pretend you're sitting there
With this flying up in the air
Like we're holding on to something that's invisible in it
Cause we're living at the mercy of the pain
And the fear until we get it
Forget it, let it all disappear
Waiting for the end to come
Wishing I had strength to stand
This is not what I had planned
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?
Best heckle in the world
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kind of a crazy way to waste your flash, but okay
what are we getting on a hill?
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna do something fucking retarded.
I'm gonna go lock it
Cause if I'm getting like focused every single fight, then what if I just felt lock it?
Like after two damage items, you normally need uh... damage anyways
And now I got like a 500 health shield
Well not 500, it'll be like what?
Maybe about like 330?
330 helps shield with the health from lock it plus the fucking resistances
I like that
Oh, I don't know if you can actually do anything here.
That's right.
So, you guys know Motherfuckin' Gold?
That's not the world.
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Don't know
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we need our pantheon salt
this guy's a jik hot bro, he's caught and he's fucking dead
Nice!
Hey, just find out, just find out!
But if you buy now, it's fucking free, their jungler is set!
Titanic Hydra or Jax off of this?
Ah, it's definitely gonna be a Titanic Hydra angle.
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2-3 hours away, 2 hours. Probably give me like 2 hours, yeah.
I thought you were Grandmaster? Yeah, but the cutoff went to 500 LP overnight.
So because you only had 490, we ended up demoting.
But it's like we're well beyond Grandmaster at this point.
At 6-10, we're only 2-1 drop here from Challenger.
Well, we are actually on a fucking crank today.
Wow.
What time do you normally work out? Typically in the mornings, bro.
I'd say all of this.
He's doing some of those polos in 2 hours, he won't be on the game in 2 hours.
Like it says he's gonna do like Rocket League until League End under Wager.
So do you think he might do like League after the Wager then?
Like probably, right?
How does it feel to be a professional noob clapper?
I don't know, I'm not sure.
Ever gone support arc?
Maybe one day, but not anytime soon.
to watch arcane i think i already might have honestly
we do a speech we'll do a speech once we're like getting a child bro
we can't force it before then you know i mean
it's like we legit just cannot fucking force it before then ever
why am i full dc
dude why do they why is like why do they always do this why why why why why
why why why why why why why why why fucking when's shrieking and then they do this shit
look at the 80's sound look at the 80's sound bro I'm fucking cooked bro I'm
fucking cooked
I'm fucking cooked
Shras per jungle.
Is it an ass per jungle angle?
It's a double p-angle?
Yeah, low key.
I'll do Kaylin honestly, fuck this shit.
That's fun.
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Look here, I think our graves can get a killer t-shirt, it's insanely good for us.
free skit freeze
i can't find the shit oh my god oh my no i'm gonna lose this
Okay realistically they don't have any sun so I saw my flash so I think I'm gonna make it.
We don't have any threshold
So first item, I'm 99% sure it's Hex Optics, right?
So we'll start with the pickaxe and then we'll get to run boots so I can run away from
them.
Maybe we got this?
No, I'm telling you, we actually do.
Like, it's going to be a fucking freebie.
You're going to see it.
We genuinely got this shit.
We genuinely got this shit easy as fuck
All right
The second he walks up for any bomb donation this face
Okay, come on cross
Arch of this please
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That's guys are not walking on friendly stress
But you watch while we fucking take your turd little cock boy fucking bitch
Sit back and watch while we take it in front of you
He's probably gonna step on that chopper, I don't think he sees it.
Oh no.
Oh, we do have our barrier now, and that's the same ghost sound too.
So it's 75 plus 65 mana for my eq combo that averages out to 140
so 140 every time we start combat
bro, I mean is there anybody that she kills this?
How fucking aides.
I mean the grave system is sick slow.
Should I just rush tier 2 boots?
Honestly, yeah, well, I'm gonna get Swiftries.
Okay, never die get my bishop
All right, let's go
It's actually pushes into me it's got some retard
It's so easy.
It's so easy.
Like, Black Peppers, when you kill them, they're supports in their lane that they're laning
versus.
Like, I think I'm just going to start banning Black, remember, I play DC.
It's just so retarded and broken, it really is.
It's such a fucking disgusting, fucking retarded, broken job.
Like, jump again, Sid.
You just fucking portals in from Narnia, shits in your face and then just fucking does a little emote after.
But it's here retarded.
You know what I mean?
What an unfunny experience.
Both times I played ADC, both times I played against Bard, nice bro.
wow now i am getting bombed on by the enemy in the corner
This game seems so fun. I defiantly wouldn't break my table over there.
It's a lot of fun dude.
And you're just getting banged with all game because you're named Stantas.
Aww dude it's...
But you have to be a fucking loser Irelia to play Bard though, I'm sorry, like there's
no way that there's ever been a single Bard player that hasn't been a fuse at home or
some shit.
Guys, I wish I was joking, like I really wish I was.
Like it's literally retarded.
i can also toptempo
well look at that their junglers here again
it's just the game it's just the game
was her pigeon it's not just a game bro was her pigeon
it's not just a fucking game but they're untun gifted
fuck I'll go walk in for you now
Cancel it.
Nice, well played.
I'm not going to get double LP now.
You're 3-1 every single time? Yeah, it's disgusting, isn't it?
And it's like the worst part is is that he's playing Bard. You know what I mean?
It's like you're going on the playground at recess and you're getting like 1v3 and one of them is a jacked pedophile
You know what I mean? It's like bro are we fucking serious?
Like 1v3 is bad enough, but we need the jacked pedophile as well to be fucking joining in on the on it as well
That's how it feels like playing on his part. It's just like like already you're bad enough
They're like there doesn't need to be fucking two other ones to come to you every single time, right?
What?
Yes! That's how I feel!
He's literally inting his team to stop you from getting double LP.
I-I know, bro! I know!
It's fucking retarded!
Literally retarded!
What?
Stay up king you got this. We got this shit. He says fuck
When one fight me to cocksucker, oh never mind never mind the jackpatter files coming out for the fucking recesses any fucking bar players
Okay, so get our hacks up the Excel and then I think I was going a second
Alright, let's see guys.
What is Junko X Dontas?
When everyone's...
Switch, emote, and all chat, try not to smile.
I'm just having cancer.
I'm going to pretend like I'm fucking disabled
and we're going to see how much he gets.
I'm gonna have to look on this and I'm gonna have to switch over to mid.
on the game yeah all right guys what are the chances that I walk up and barred
portals in alchemy instantly and I get three man by all of them what do you guys
think the chance of this happening are I'm not even kidding I would say about
like 50% I would generally say about 50% up number it's what your barred
Did you knock at the memo bro? I'm not bought I'm not a bot anymore
If you try that shit again, he might try flashing to E me, but if he does and he just loses
I mean, it's just like, you know when it's just so crazy that you can't even like put
it into words how crazy it is?
You know what I mean?
Like, it's like you have a guy that walks outside, right?
And a crazed homeless man just starts stabbing his legs, right?
But then it turns out that that homeless man is also his dad that left him 20 years
ago.
Then it also turns out that his dad that left him 20 years ago was also banging his wife.
So then it's like after the homeless man stabs his legs, he starts banging the guy's wife
in front of him and then he just runs over him like five times.
It's like, oh well that's a fucking crazy day.
Like that's literally how this game feels.
You know what I mean?
Except probably even worse.
This game feels worse, you know?
Because it's like you know you're better, it would be like imagine if the homeless
man had no arms and no legs because you know that you can kick them in a fight
but because he had a gang of four homeless men to help him out it's like
now you can't do shit fucking cheers dude like what are you even supposed to
say about that nice and of course he has body block
Yeah, I mean me trapping here doesn't even matter though because the bar could be just a side. Yep. There you go
Yeah, there you go, I'm like it doesn't matter because like they have two times I can just go over walls
This music's actually making me lose my mind even more
I saw this I can afford a
It's very better play with locked cam dude
I could be playing with fucking fate of fakers like
Fucking hands on top of mine like his hands replicated and fucking put on top of mine
And it wouldn't matter what I'm playing with because I'm getting one before constantly
It's all mark. I'm on the 80 cm auto-photo. My name is Santa. So I just kept on board all game
Thank you to an eight is a good score for you your target
Dude like bro. I'm literally one before all game like there's no other type of
You're just tilted I'm playing poorly
Okay guys
It's not tilted right now, but I will get tilted if I keep reading people say I'm tilted like
You know what it's like, it's like you're a pilot and you're trying to land a plane.
And as you're trying to land a plane, there are like five hijackers that they control
the plane.
and the hijackers right they all start like holding you at gunpoint telling you
that if you're gonna like move at all they'll just kill you and then as the
plane is like starting to descend it's like the crew right it's like dude if
you just didn't let what they're saying get to you then you'd be able to
on this plane. But it's like they have GUIDES! And it's a 4v1. What the FUCK do you want me
to do? Genuinely. You know what I mean? It's like-
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I used to impress my unbarred if I ever got an ADC ever again
Like, I'm telling you I just cannot play against the shampton.
Oh my f**k.
Like...
Like, I just seem to unbarred.
We're starting to be placing these traps.
it goes just farm it
farm it and hopefully it does
friends?
yo you guys know motherfucking dole?
best hack in the world
I don't know how we're going to do it here.
I'm in on top and you should be spotting the sidebangs.
Sending me bodies just really bad then.
Now give me a fire to ult Siliay here, why don't you just get a body block?
Alright, so guys, next item, I assume we get LDR, what if we get us our next one, should
I'm just gonna do like 5 nuns here.
Probably just like PD, right?
And uh, not those, I don't know, I'm just gonna have to run fun and play with those stuff as well.
Thank you guys.
But I'm gonna be honest with you guys, that game might be like, the actual angle.
Like, low-key might actually be the angle.
Alright, jagging up in 5, what do you guys think the angle is here, I mean if I can farm
4 and 2 gold it would be insane but.
Ooh, 1000 gold, I'm gonna be honest that's already gone by the time I get there, I'm
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Okay so I'm missing about 2x gold and I'm gonna get an item.
After this, yeah I think I'm gonna just get a pd. Get an rfc.
Oh, rapid firecannon is also another good shout. I like that.
Okay we'll do rapid firecannon.
okay my damage is fucking insane now by the way
if I can position someone humanly or if I can acing fights
What's your position against the kids in Australia?
So, I'm going to play.
Oh, wow.
Oh, nice action.
Yeah, so they're rapid fire cannons, about there, sir.
You know what, I might even do buttersurf before I do my rapid fire cannon, honestly.
Oh my god, my team is actually strong.
One second on my ult.
One second on my ult.
I would have thought that maybe it would have had enough damage to kill, but if I can get
a bomb, it's up to be really good because right now the issues on range are out of these
fights, which I'm really sorry.
All right, I'm gonna need that red here
All right guys all we need is we just get the red and it's gonna make good fucking spot for us
Okay, sorry, any way that we could actually play through the edge room?
I swear to god, I'm not even kidding, I'm just a champion.
So there's nothing I can do against that.
Oh my god, literally what do you do about that?
Literally what do you do about that?
Don't shoot from fucking Narnia, you can't move and then just die instantly.
Like, okay cool.
So now what?
Alright, I think we're just losing here.
I'm never gonna play against Bard again if I'm ever bald, I'm never gonna do it again.
Like, guys, it's two times I get filled ADC and I promise you it's on because I'm playing
Bard in ADC.
But I mean, at least, hey, listen, I used to know OP loss for Kha'Zix.
They knew that I was playing against Bard, so they gave me no OP loss, irrespective.
Like, it's just fucking disgusting, honestly.
Like, that champ is legitimately just disgusting.
You're supposed to beat him up in lane. Yeah, it's impossible too when we fucking get a 3-4 man all the time.
But when we're getting 3-4 man content, it's impossible.
Legit impossible.
But the Barrel Eastern always sing LP, true bruh, like actually true, why didn't just
Maybe I should have made this while waiting for your time.
No, I'd rather just like separate.
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All right, nice
Very nice.
All right.
All right
Guys I'm gonna be honest I'm a little bit worried because what if I path towards like bot lane and then Zyra just clears fast for me and fucks me
Honestly though we're gonna be fine
When we will bro
Listen this game on hackrime versus combat it's easier to play hackrime guns
coming out of it should be the easiest one of our lives
what are you eating? I have Greek yogurt with protein powder
yeah landing in versatile shed looks so impossible
Holy fuck
Okay, so we do notice you just played for the poker and I'm gonna run dry soon
This looks like a really good game if I were to want to rush
Ma honestly
I like that I did a merch at sushi
Imagine Ma merch at the endless hunger holy shit
That'd be fucking crazy.
I just wonder if, like, we'll see.
WHAAAAAT?
Somebody.
Dude, you got this.
Zyra want outplay you.
You're the go-block in Dillian's fans.
Yeah, but it's something I'm like, Zowed playing me.
It's the fact that she can clear so much faster than I can
that it just leaves open the door for a bunch of bullshit to happen.
Like, she could run and rock and bait me on my crugs
or not and just smite them.
Like, that's how fast I'm trying to clear someone
like saying that sarcastically.
I mean okay
I want to leave open the door for uh, Marchettes here.
Yeah, my pan-man comes up here, it's gonna be huge.
Yep, I'm already dead.
That's a fucking jungle dip of the sentry, cocksucker.
I'm broken as I reckon to save you, fucking loser.
I thought she'd probably miss her.
Is she going to be coming?
You know what?
I'm actually going to invade the clubs and reset and clear my raptors all the way to my
ground.
Oh no, she's going to fucking annihilate him.
This is like an advice for her.
I'm gonna die here, that's worth.
I'm gonna be honest, I know I wanted to build my memordeus, but real talk, there's part
I knew that's like dude, you're so fucking fed, just go full ethality.
And if I just like go fucking full ethality, I generally think I just hard carry this shit.
So let's go like, uh, Krugs to Gromp and then we'll just go full ethality.
It's over for Zyra? Yeah, actually I can't play the game anymore.
Annihilation.
That's the thing, if Hecarim gets a lead versus Zyra, it's fucked for.
But if he doesn't then it's fucked for him.
Her only play would be to maybe look on the dragon.
I don't really want to give anything to her.
She couldn't fuck herself.
She's on this.
I knew she was on the crab because it was respawned but it didn't like shella.
No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay. You're just focused on this. Even if I go, come, I'll be okay.
There we go.
Pantheon and bait top side now. And bait top side.
I guess bot, so she can't contest us.
I'm gonna just walk on full vision.
Fuck you're gonna do to me.
There's someone risking the game, show them, to be honest.
We got the wrappers, we'll take that, as one.
Do you actually have fun playing this game, or are you just pretending?
I mean, it's like asking LeBron if he has fun playing basketball, right?
Like, it's a competitive outlet.
So I'll say, yeah.
I don't think I'm gonna look on this offer.
Honestly fuck the grubs for now.
Lizarra's only play is to dive the gen.
She's gonna dive the gen on the next wave and then look for a bot side in mid because
she's gonna assume that I'm gonna go grubs.
oh my gosh she's bronze
i mean she number clear to her bot side cause she number blue buff
so i'm just gonna invade it
So she got scrubs but at what cost?
At the cost of your entire bald side?
Is that worth it for you?
I think so.
Well, I mean, listen, we get every summoner and on top of it, I don't really lose that much from that.
You know what, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I wonder if we'd be able to actually have topside maybe,
probably not though.
Don't this is a basketball bra and true
I don't want to hit this grind or because if I do it gives away down here. I'd rather just be fucking sneaky
And there we go.
So, now we just gotta go for a free.
Cheers.
Alright, so now we're just gonna talk to Bob Folkland.
I'm gonna look on the Jai in about a minute.
Ox is gonna be up, Smite is gonna be up.
Very good play for us.
We even have the upgraded smite for it too, because like you see how there are 4 camps to take, we have 1 treat, that's like 5, but then at 11.30 the next treat is going to spawn, right?
So, 6 treats, yep, that gives us upgrade smite for drag.
But worst case we could always like get the uh, the scout craft too.
I think going for Krog's tier of screeth will put me on timer, this is gonna give me
I'm pretty much smart though, so it's fine.
Let's go to Biakos CP.
please please please please please please please please please please please more more more more
ah fuck
how should I even build here
honestly full fucking lethality fuck these cock suckers bro
give me full fucking damage I'm gonna shit
nice so quick
Is your W bigger than normal?
Just looks like it, doesn't it?
Team on no flash.
Good procs, Suckerman.
he hashes i was f**king on you
so i was thinking if i would have got an i kill i would have also been able to take
my dj on too
All right, all right, it's so soon to share there's no more bots on top of it again
Have you ever one-shot somebody with only Hecarim E? No.
It's certainly possible.
Eh, maybe actually.
There have been times I've done like a Predator or Infinity Edge like, crit Hecarim build.
So okay, maybe. Maybe I have.
I mean, this is a category of top no it's okay pretty sizable though I can play for
It's been an hour and a pinkery, and I started to kick your little monkey in the head, man.
Too many.
So far, it's a bit of an easy one, but I'll try next time when I surrender all the controls.
I surrender all the controls.
Yeah, that's my skin.
I surrender all the controls.
I don't want to get this top wave because I know Valkal is down the way.
I'm gonna be with you guys so I generally think my best angle would be going mob-protein
mature.
It's after Mara to Robo's, I'll see how I feel.
You listen to Bono already?
Not really, to be honest.
We're gonna have to look for the bot side, and then after that we can look on someone.
Yo, you guys know about the fucking solo?
And uh, potluck on the top bottom.
Thank you.
I don't know.
What about Shoujin? Nah.
What about M.S. Hunger?
You know what? Oh, I should be back.
I think M.S. Hunger, just so I can always get a little bit tenacity.
Is it a cure and auto attack or is it a no? It's not.
It is not.
Alright.
Okay guys, we have to play a musket.
No time for rest, no pillow for my head, nowhere to run from bed, nowhere to forget, around
the shadows weep, like friends they cover me, just want to lay me down and climb the
truck to get some sleep.
Hey, does anybody know why every single fucking mage on their mother has been building
rocket belts recently?
I don't know.
I don't know.
No way.
I
Because chubby's been doing it and they all think they're pros gosh
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Now we gotta do suit just by box the top and then we're getting into a really nice one
I'd love to see if we could actually make a 5 man playbook around the back.
I've just seen either one of my pantheons engage the fight and then I just wipe out
I think I have one
It's so fucking cool
Like this shit is really just so a it's like
It just feels like the enemy team is getting this insane amount of control around the map
because we're supporting Toppin and just running over everything and everything
There's one another, we'll die for each other
When it comes to the summer
I was honestly really hoping that they would walk up there.
This is actually crazy.
I'm sure now is just we have zero presence
Absolutely zero presence
T-Bone Pigeon just running around really nearly doing whatever the fuck they want and it's like countering it
I don't want to just reset, get my item.
I'm moving through items, so I'm strong.
skimmy echo i'm pretty sure i can actually get him
I think this one might be fucked.
Like, I guess I need to go bruiser this game, bro.
I guess even with the fact that I was like up 80 CS early and everything I need to go bruiser I can go assassin in this game.
What a crazy fucking game this is.
I'm trying to think about how we could ever sit there and fucking like fight this shit
Is our top laner doesn't exist and our support doesn't either.
all right okay jen I see you jen I see you
all right they're actually going nice I could die is but they're not a couple
but I'll cause taxes and female spreading your cheese open and tons
I'm punching a stink portal
When I'm on Cleveland real I'm in a gym performing really well, though
But I just don't know if it's enough because like we don't have a support and we don't have a top laner this game
That's that's a real problem
We have no support no top lane like we just can't play this game
Because like if I walk in anywhere I died of the shrooms pandion's all walking anymore and Gwen is just like jerking off around the map
Right, so it's like
Yeah, I mean it is what it is like.
I don't know, it's just fucking floating now.
Like it's just something, if I would have built Bruiser that game I would have won.
But I didn't build Bruiser because I was like oh well we can just easily win and then
it's like enemy top and spur is just running over everyone.
On the bright side though, like listen, the good news is that two losses that
we're supposed to have today one actually losses right
so that's what matters
so that's what matters
some other message
Stop this assassination, it doesn't work.
I mean, there are some games where when I do that I drop literally 20 kills.
The only reason it didn't work that game was because the team most shouldn't show my
Glendon early, and then after showing my Glendon early it made it so we were unable
to do anything.
can't gas yourself out of this one
yeah nah you know what fuck it I agree
I agree I got jungle gapped that game
I just didn't call my dad again
If you don't want to be a part of your life, then you can't be a part of the world.
If you don't want to be a part of the world, then you can't be a part of the world.
I can't be, I guess you are, maybe it's funny.
And maybe so can I, could you both tell all my shit?
No matter how far it's your home, you're gonna take me so.
You've got money, yeah
Oh, well, don't watch me over, yeah
I see no, don't you know
The world is changing, it's going all the way
I see no, don't you know
What's happening, what's happening?
Anyone?
Anyone?
I see no, don't you know
The world is changing, it's going all the way
I used to believe, you got a body on the edge of something beautiful, selling a drink,
Smoking air is key to sweating on America
On America
So go through the darkest of days
Having some heartbreak away
Never let you go
Never let me down
I want
Always been a hell of a man
Try making a job at night
Never let you go
Never let me down
I want
Smoking air
Smoking air
Smoking air
I-
So Rache
Smoking air
Smoking air
Smoking air
Smoking air
Smoking air
Smoking air
Smoking air
Smoking air
and then the answer guys this game is so good
are you good on Zohan? yep
you'll see
I see those stretch marks on the shoulders don't mean growing boy. I've had them for years so to be fair
I'm eating a burger are you done much right now unofficially yeah
Oh
All right
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Know you guys know motherfucking don't
Guys the burger is almost done, look here
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Okay, we'll look on the dragon up.
Hi nice, and then I would just found this.
I'm not great at smite so I'm feeling good about this right now.
Can we get our lucian here?
Jesus.
I mean, Carlos seems to die for mana.
I'm gonna just stop.
Alright.
Well, that was an absolute fucking disaster.
Literally, the only good part about that play is that I got the fucking dragon, at least, but I don't know why that ended as badly as it did.
The other play Canyon Hilo. I know recently.
Not recently.
I think our best bet honestly is if we just play on the full-care share.
Top to bottom then we can just reset and look on the grubs.
He wants me to gank Jax by cams. If I gank Jax then he gives the headman a message and
much of a tempo lead. But if I had no cams up short, but with all my cams respawning,
especially the ball side ones, no there's no way. Especially because he could have
flash too right? Oh well. I wasn't expecting that. But I mean on a wrong path it's okay
because now I didn't just do what I was told I'm best at doing it.
It's like now I literally just do what I was told I'm best at doing it, and then we're good.
Okay, so if I have an ultra advantage because she already used her top, I should just auto win, right? Probably.
Okay, anyways, on respawn we just found these grubs.
real talk I shouldn't have wasted my W on the red buff there
so if I would have just like not wasted my red buff on the kill it would have been fun
Well see if we can actually look on the uh, the grub is enough of words we should be
fun
all this fucking sucks dude
like did this genuinely fucking sucks dick like this fucking goes
wow
you said league might be cancelled today? that's not good
it's all good
whenever he's down for league I'm always there
holy shit
Okay, real talk as long as we can play on the dragon here I think it's gonna be fine.
It's like I should have double-aid after these three calms, but I don't know.
We have items to play on everyone to be fair.
I don't think I'm best as anywhere even close to her up here it's my tough.
So she's level 9, I'm still 7.
Oh, she's pretty cool.
Nice.
Alright, two huge shutdowns on Carthus, now we just found the dragon.
should be overall stat in my opinion
we just got this shim and we're going to give
Alright, so what we have to do now is to just play on the Dragon and then after Dragon we
look on the Raptors.
But yeah, so honestly we got Raptors here, not Raptors but Crab here, I think it's
to me like perfectly fine
maybe also just give this life long enough I just might seal it because if I
don't do that then he would have just fucking like auto-ded
But there's only he does another what you're fucking retarded
Okay, real question. Have you ever tried this game?
I'm gonna be honest. I feel like it's gonna be a merch ads any two deaths on sangle. I
Not your best play
I guess we're on a double kill with this one.
I'm gonna be honest, this looks really good.
Bargaming? Yeah, I mean literally every single one of the Barg players just plays like fucking cocksucker.
Literally every single one of them.
There's such like an AIDS champion really is. Like such an AIDS cancer disgusting champion.
this game is like
I'm hoping we win but I can't win this one
it's just such a f**king cancer
did my Nautilus just outplay a 2v3?
oh, or a 1v3?
Nice, Gragas got a huge skill.
I feel like I could play on the crowd, but I can't really look for an invade.
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okay so there's no play right now but there might be a play on the Cogs and
if you have some I though so but I'm worried about that that I just hover the
edge of the ball with my W and then if she like uses anything and I W over the
Well
What
But did you guys see how fucking crazy that was
So literally every single one of my abilities got cut there she cancelled my e with her W
I mean that that's that that's actually like fucked up
Do they ban a heck from this game this game now
Fuck me wait, I need to open my door, bro. It's getting way too hot in here
It's a how much is that it's 29 degrees Celsius in my room right now because I'm keeping the door closed. I
Gotta keep it open
Okay, let me just play on the red and then after us I'll look for the rest of it.
Okay, so we're going to do notes, we're going to play on the raptors and after it's all...
i can't just full clear look on drag honestly
bring it back
but i'm telling you now we're gonna get like
i have the window open bro
but the door is so open like we're getting out
but now we're gonna be able to focus on just be fucking like
dying of heat
Bye.
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I mean, this just feels so fucking cancer.
like I don't know dude it's it's really just so fucking cancer I don't know I'll
explain it
because like the zillion just makes it impossible for me to even be able to
play and they never yell like the combination of those two champs like
You cannot enter that as a producer. You walk up and then they just like zone you and they run away
Which are pretty long support as a role, I think it's like pretty strong
Optimizing the role in terms like roaming versus like
Laning I think it's like kind of difficult
Because normally you're gonna do like too much of one to the other
But no in general I think it's like a pretty uh, I think it does have card potential, but it's also like lots of replaying
I saw one in recommend anybody play right?
like it's not easy but the promise that needs to be that easy of the old fucking
man in the bird on third you know what I mean but the second the old fucker in
And the bird out there is just fucked.
The fucking old pedophile dude.
Keep in mind, Baylor, mind your zilean's entire kit functions in a way where he gives xp to
underlevel champions.
What does that sound like?
He's unironically a pedophile groomer.
And so like he's sitting there and he's giving like years, it's like underage children
so he can then groom them when they're older.
Like it's actually crazy.
That's what their champions designed as well.
Zilean the fucking other pedophile dude.
This was actually not the time keeper.
Here we have some condescent.
What class is it?
No one fucking knows he's such a weird wonky champ
Cause he's only a mage but he's also not really a champ
He's just a weird wonky fucking old piece of shit
Outdated fucking bad
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over Doran's shield. Like unless you're literally laning like Jax or Owen, I'm already over
goblah, I don't know.
I'm very happy I didn't end up popping first half.
So I wonder if he got a ganker.
It's normal to play on this.
Does that have like 20 seconds to kill?
Yeah, give me a fight, I got my resoft now, we got the karma's flash, so, means that next gank is gonna be a freebie.
Doran's helm is a super good gold value item.
Yeah but I don't know, it's near just seems like worth this compared to Shield.
Mmm, so Karthus has bots.
What if I invaded his raptors here?
to fuck me I might need a rejuice
I cannot be yawning at fucking what time is it? 7? 7.30?
I cannot be yawning at 7.30 bro
I'm gonna rejuice in about 10 seconds
but when this clears then
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So I'm not putting out this game.
Like this game, the game for me is actually chill.
It's fucking me.
i mean i i put that fucking thing
okay where's my uh...
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uh...
I'm a boy now, so...
I don't have a heart to tell him I first concert with the Marshmallow Concert in Fjordnack.
All right, I'm good. I don't train them. I'll get guys give me one second once we get this fucking down the hash room again
I didn't read the car this is topside turn them to play for the grubs
As long as more casual doesn't rotate on me we're gonna get spot
Okay.
Wow, I'm typing.
Now, the only problem this side offers is going to cops on us, but even if he does, I think we're going to be okay.
I'm going to be honest bro, this is your fucking bad end.
I got a new Cecil that we got all of the cards in this topside.
I'm also going to secure these grubs up.
So we'll keep on bridging the gap right now.
I mean dude a belly goes crazy here doesn't she okay this is looking bad okay so for
build that the thing is that I wanted to go assassin this game but I'm gonna be
honest if I go assassin no I think I do go assassin I think this awesome is
fun
I think that's it.
Alright.
May James watch Atroc's voice lines?
Sure.
Okay, so anyway we can maybe look for bots atop clear,
And then afterwards reset for the dragon
I'm gonna be honest. I think that's our best angle right now
Unless I even like skip everything and I just get like try for gang ball
But like I don't think we have enough setup for it like send it up to long to read
Oh
Guys I didn't look in too hot for us that doesn't mean we're gonna lose
Now just pay for our grumb and then after it's promise up in 20
It's good buddy. But uh, by the poor thing so that you're on the back. Thank you.
I'm going to assume that the Olaf ult is still down, so you know maybe you're in trouble
something top here now. Mid-gank I think is way too hard.
Okay.
There's someone all who does have alt.
Okay.
Now I'm gonna actually just take our game, maybe, maybe, because it really gets huge
off that.
So now I'm gonna get Axe to mark it and then we should be okay.
Like it really gets unironically gets fucking huge off that ship, but I swear to
God.
if we can fight this dragon even better
I think we're going to install something back.
You know, if I had a belt, I'm not dragging on the upgrades.
I don't think it's game loosing.
I think it's extremely horrible.
a season would you say do you work as the most playable option on a building a DU game
100% on speed?
yeah but the thing is I don't play Udair
but I don't know what's up with Sotsu or something, I don't really want to like do it
have I done problems a good time to do an objective?
ask yourself who can help you with the objective on your team and who can help the enemy with it
that on your team.
You know what, it's like I'm tilted but I'm not that tilted.
Because the good news is that every single one of my teammates got a shot on that, they suck me right?
But since my teammates aren't really that great then I'm getting the shutdowns means that now they'll be able to be like competent within the game
So now I'm not mad
Like Lucian I'm not mad bro
Like now I'm bullshit's actually good
All right, 500 more gold, yeah, he just walks out in fucking one tap sir, but you know what?
As long as we're able to get the trade kill, I'm going to complain.
So now we're going to get Cyclo, and then after Cyclo I think I'll do Serpents.
I'm really going to all in the lethality of this game. I think it's going to be worth it.
Did he hit challenger? Shhh.
Getting there though.
We have to definitely play on this album.
Okay, not bad.
So, I was like, curious about if I could get my Q-Sack, so I'll
the blue. I don't even mind like blasting over the wall to be honest.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest fighting this dragon right now.
they don't look that great
well, on the bright side, that's a mix of her dumb
I'm gonna go for what? Jagan trade?
Which isn't great especially because it puts him closer to soul but it's hard to clear a fall top.
So we managed to get the comics exhaust down and we also got the karma flash too.
Which isn't insane because he means not for the next fight on Baron, we just went out.
That's like Mokimura actually and it really gets far now.
I'm going to be honest with you guys.
They just tracked this guy down to show I'm fucking assasinated, it doesn't matter.
Nice.
Now the only risk is how Marca is here ult's me, but what if I told you guys that Hygrim
can counter some Marca's here ult.
None can, by the way.
I just didn't have perfect timing with that.
I'm gonna like just stop talking so I can walk in to cancel Mordor sure.
Five in need too?
No, we're just going back off, that's okay.
What?
I mean...
FUUUUCK!
Wow, that sucks fucking dick.
Alright, everyone, guys. Now get our instruments to the song, then I'm just gonna throw those for Max, they thought you can.
Count their backs 11 months from fucking challenge, everyone.
Alright, let's see it, guys.
you can still be an item to actually shoulder
The young people fall in love with the wrong people sometimes.
And some mistakes get made, that's alright, that's okay.
You can think that you're in a wrong, but your stages can pain.
Some mistakes get made, that's alright, that's okay.
And me and this better for me, that's the moral of it.
Okay so I think my smolder is actually able to live which is sick.
Now the thing is I want to reset because if I don't there's chance of my daughter the uh...
What?
What the fuck?
What?
Okay guys!
What the fuck? What?
Okay guys, real talk. Is it a Serobas, a Shouchen, or is it a Mortal Manga angle?
Where's the drop? No, I'm some like non-collegeship, bro. We lost like three games in a row. We can't listen, I think, upbeat.
I'll show you just what it is.
Alright, I wonder if we'll be able to actually put on the drag here.
Oh no.
Guys, what the fuck?
Nice, we'll play that actually.
Okay, so it's a Mordekaiser and it's all off.
Alright, we're gonna do it, folks.
I am cancelled by the Kaiser.
I'm not sure level up on him too like I could I fucking me bro. I swear to God if he helps me
Maybe I could even fucking crack his head open
No, well, that's all I'm gonna test, so...
No, you guys don't want the fucking doll!
No, this'll take a while.
Thank you.
When I go lethality versus bruiser?
I'm so like experimenting with that.
I'm so experimenting with that.
All right guys, enemy red buff in 30 seconds, last night's fourth.
I know what song we need guys, okay?
Oh yeah!
I
I
The day after you said goodbye
All I did was lay in bed and cry
But after one night I started to move on
And after two I felt all right
I'm on 30th
You didn't say you loved my life
Describe this all thing coming?
No
it's a little show chanting that's a pretty good
good ass
mess you but it's been one day
so i'm just doing
by a guy from a miss you guys
i i told uh... you guys are such a shaman case
so
i talk in my sleep right
and
the thing is that if what i say so played enough she always used to talk
always, always
and she said that last night at like 4 in the morning she was awake and she was like throwing ticklocks and she liked that
and then she just hears me like turn over and bad it
and then I say
go bot him, you're gonna get 30 kills
and then I just like turned around and went back to sleep
so it's like I was sort of getting jinxy coaching withdrawals bro
I was unironically getting withdrawals the point where I was dreaming about it
So I've lost an endless hunger, now I can't do shogunate or rapless.
I
God damn it
That's so fucking
Oh
You guys won this I don't even think they
Oh, I mean I play about like fucking crazy
Give me some ice as fuck I was in a fashion augment anymore
Yeah, what do those song?
I need a group on this here guys, please.
I really do know when the enemy team is getting this, uh, this rocker.
Rikata's myth, did she really not take that drive?
Oh, yes.
Oh no. God damn it.
I
Go on
Oh no!
I mean they won't end by like...
Nah, I just got caught.
You know what I should have done there? I should have just played through the Krugs.
Through Krugs with Q-Saxon I just went down.
Jesus Christ.
I
Maybe just on the ground
And
Yeah, this is a rough fucking game
Cause why must I kill him like 3 times for me unless I can find a flying?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Yeah, I know. I think we're fucked. I think we're actually fucked.
I'm not kidding. I think we're fucking done.
you
you
you
you
you
you 100% kill em right? There's no way smother lose-
Hey I can't do this this this this.
Okay he didn't lose, he didn't lose, he didn't lose, he didn't lose.
Okay so for Sojin, I think I should just kinda
If I could've gotten two on boots I would've done this trade.
Can I fortuate 4 seconds in base?
No.
No.
No.
No.
I can't even fortuate 4 seconds in base.
Oh no.
And I'm running out of wings
At the door, I'm running right
From up and forward
I'm running, running on
But I wait, but you fall
I'm running my way
You're in some place
We want no pain
Now's no time
Don't say we don't
Don't say we could have a
I'm lucky. I wasn't expecting a flash. Oh wait a second, wait a second, wait a second on my team!
Oh wait, are they all live?
As you're done with not even alting I think my zone actually
That might be a game over.
Is it?
Is it a game over?
Reppin' like 20 seconds, but I think it's a game over.
Oh god.
Oh yeah.
That's game.
That's game.
game. I'm gonna be honest with you guys, maybe I just never go assassin again. Because like
this show of assassin is just like you go assassin, you have one shot and then afterwards you feel like
you're fucking worthless. Like unless you have like a literal vein lulu or something, why am I
am I ever going to go assassin hack him?
I think the best place to do it is just like don't go assassin at all.
Because I can imagine I could have gotten around into my game, you know?
No more assassin. Yeah, we're just stopping it, bro
You just have to hang up the assassin nose
Gotta hang up the assassin at crime. Oh, it's like I'm gonna find out I'm gonna ask him something
Play you see, but you don't even have a choice
I don't know how to blend on here
I don't need to be somebody to someone
Day I know that I'll disappear
So I'm here
I run the red lights
Just to see how it feels within my hands
I'm not even touching the wind
Taking my moonlight
In the heaven my feel goes on forever
Gg dude, many of your parents leave you on fucking undelivered girl, it's over.
Alright, okay, so it's Katarina, James Pantheon, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I think
I'm just gonna go Master Asia.
We never lose any E-games ever, on our own claim.
Hold on, let me actually sit back and buy this skin.
Purchase RP.
Uhh, that's...
the
guys i might be retarded
i fucking went to buy the skin
before i fucking actually did my rooms and shit
i might be fucking retarded actually
Okay, I think I'm okay. Come on, I'm gonna get that fucking skin.
Nice, okay, we got it, cool.
What? You already own this content?
What the fuck is it? Wait, what?
What?
Oh, okay, cool.
Nice, there we go.
That skins animation, summing up, I like them, it reminds me of like the winter bus, I don't
know.
Do you think it's anything so it gives the best video game ever, I respect this.
What?
what what the fuck is this was my in shadow skin oh my god fucking pissed no
I want to learn more and the world there and so welcome thank you and Henry
family for months us all guys I'm gonna be honest I want to fucking win anymore
bro what the fuck is this shit
like there what the fuck is this ass
okay I think you versus book on this
like an okay ish matchup depending on
my only gets that bad on us in
got scammed by riot? yeah i actually did
I guess we're looking at decent Serino.
I'm gonna be honest I think that's the answer scheme makes me god mode.
Um, come on, done nine months of life.
Thank you.
Thank you bro.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
Best hack from the world.
Hey thanks for the stream.
Kamika, 30 months is off.
Thanks for enjoying that buff.
Thanks for enjoying them, bro.
Okay, I'm wondering if who would I should be able to look for help sidecresher.
Like, we'll talk, have songs we can play on this shit's gonna be nice.
nice this recall
nice
You know what? I'm not going to invade his blue because I think if I invade his blue I lowkey get fucked.
So I think our best angle on this to God is I just found the bar crab and then I'll reset.
Now, it would have been better if I would have reset then run for the bar crab, though I don't need to like waste all this time but...
I mean, wow, okay, sure.
You know when it's like you die and you're just saying everything, like, wow, that's
like action and saying?
Like, that's how I feel.
It's like, wow, so that Katerin was sitting me for like legitimately what was it?
10 seconds?
I was in my W and I should like live through it.
Like alright, that's cool.
Alright, and now I want nice.
It's not my job to kill a zan
It's not just something you take, it's killing me
Alright, well, the good news is that at the end of the day
my team has set up and I'm playing me
so it's all matters. Like, we're gonna be okay.
We're gonna be more than okay, actually.
Something else, something else, something else you know
Not too bad.
well it would actually be nice so on this is if we would be able to plan the on the
drugs
yo you guys know motherfuckin' no?
thank you
Bye, and I'll see you in a second.
you
You
It doesn't hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels
Want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me
Do you want to hear about the tear in the paint
Your love
It's showing me
I
Nice so now the book on is that I think we're actually come this year
What the fuck
No, it's so
It's so fucking
She's there just sitting with one every time
I need my Kraken
Hey, there's a cat in my room
yo you guys know motherfucking don't?
and monkey there on the problem, welcome
thank you
bro if I could literally just get that catarina kill and I get that shotgun
I would be fucking insane
now part of me is wondering what if I look for top gank here
nah
top gank is creepy
It's cat evolved it's on cat evolved though cat evolved quit streaming
Okay, um, I think I definitely have to get Tabi though, because like Tabi even reduces
Katerina's R damage.
Oh, so are they just going to die now again?
They're not actually doing that bad.
I didn't realize my Javen had 5 kills.
That's interesting.
nice
This is some proper Israel Slop music, what the hell?
Okay, what the fuck does that even mean bro?
I seriously sometimes feel just type shit to type shit.
Like that sentence literally makes zero sense bro.
I'm not in juice at all.
Okay, so let's say I ward over this wall, anything we get.
no bladda jinx was in a plushie
it's not even worth that we got that kill because i didn't even get it in the source
I don't think they'll expect me to choose the dragon here when there's a fight going on
bot.
Oh wow, they did.
Pretty sad.
all right so do you know this will play on the bots atop and then i've heard so
So if you look on the grubs
Okay guys, I'm gonna be honest, I think it's the music, I'm not even like trolling.
I like, what the fuck am I listening to?
And you know what the worst part about it is?
It's that every time I go on like YouTube
and I want to like listen to a song,
I get this video recommended.
And it's like, why did my fucking retarded
piece of shit editor have to make this the thumbnail
that I have to see every single time I open this shit?
Here I'll do this.
All right, let's go.
okay tops about folk here we got it done
let's go
brutal your fucking retarded dude it's
the obvious photoshop
you know what if they can actually kill the bandit oh no he had all the
a flash. Ooh, nice! Well played, very good. All right, we'll get this here and then afterwards
I'll just try to safe right here
What is playing my ears a fucking bangers what oh?
Literal fucking banger bro
That's what
Okay, I think when I'm going to do those, I'm just going to like clear bald sun, and
then we're going to look on the, uh, the Herald here.
Like, I want to put on the crab into a Herald, and afterwards you can look on the Dragon.
well the enemy support and fucking middle-end of this game are literally just like taking over the
nice who's the PSA Darius can't hear insulting him
I'm gonna start crying. Like I'm not even kidding. I like that.
Alright!
And you know what the most insane part is?
So you guys remember how I just killed the Catarina like a minute ago?
One minute after she dies she's not worth the 1,000 gold bouncy, but she wasn't worth before
Jesus
It's actually just insane
Nice
I don't want to fight this well no without our team is what I mean
Okay, but our Anivia is not in the team so I guess we have to go.
As long as our Tionic can find like a flank waiter or Anivia gets a crazy wall then I
just got resets and I just take over the game.
oh my chouser
ok
all right uh... so i guess we'll just back off now, that's fine
Kiana just wasted her flash and missed it on the Katarina
i think i just reset and then i'll try to play through my nivia
but there
uh... you know what okay now we're good because i was gonna say there's nothing to play for top slide but there is actually
like if i were to run top right now we could actually play through something
it's not gonna be bad right now
uh... it's not gonna be bad it's just like i enjoy playing other stuff
like i'm starting to look like i enjoy playing other shit
as fucked up as that sounds to say
uh is that baron? yo that's fucking baron. yo that's baron and that's baron now. go.
Is it though? No.
Drinks a Nyrsworth up.
Wait.
He goes to the...
I'd love to get a reset off, but the thing is I can't afford my item yet.
Not sure if I want to do that stance or hex plate, to be honest.
I'm gonna be honest I might have to like just start walking you every game this shit is just too fucking broken
like I every game I walk in yeah when every game I walk in yeah when oh my gosh you got
cracked on it
okay soon we're gonna do this game
I'm gonna do a hex plate we're gonna do a hex plate in two desons
the league servers are down?
NA servers are down, no
shut the fuck up, no they're not
No, don't, don't start shit, bro.
I'm not gonna have to wait for each other.
I'll be sure in one wall.
You know if my ult would have been up half a second earlier, I would have went crazy there,
Archer.
The servers are down!
Guys, no they're not, stop making me shut up.
The servers are not down!
Shut up!
They're not!
Like, they're actually not.
each teach jinx to the bukong and the yee lor
i don't even know what they are bruh
nice, well played team
sorry team i just completed one
it's like
it's like i don't know
I
Have a pint in my nose fuck off. I'm gonna fuck what I need you guys think
Nice
I mean he didn't get like reset at least I'm gonna squash down
So I'll take it on were ordered ordered a donor earlier one surviving
What's us from you are the US I'm Greek and Italian, but born in Canada
And a month there is a welcome. Thank you
Are the servers down? No, they're not it's guys everyone is just making shit up the servers are fine
Just chill
It's like just trust me the servers are actually fine
Is this really bad?
Oh.
I mean...
It doesn't...
It doesn't get out back.
What the fuck are we doing?
Why do they always have to go like
full fucking retard every time?
I'm missing about a thousand gold for item.
Alright guys, 900 more gold and I'm gonna get it done.
I don't understand why Nivia still refuses to like, not split push when he's the only
comment and play outside of me and all sorry
like we need to be together for not together
I'm not sure about that, I don't know.
I'm not sure about that.
I'm not sure about that.
I'm not sure about that.
As long as our backs don't get stopped, we should be able to hold this seriously.
I
Okay, let's just head back up.
The good news is that now I have my death sound sign so I'm going towards my G.
We can't play side lanes, our team is too disabled, they might be gonna need to understand us.
I
So like what the fuck do I even do in that situation then
Yeah, this is horrible.
I'm not okay, I think I just lost the game.
I'm lost?
Yep, we lost.
Did we though?
I mean, we have 20 seconds.
I'm gonna be honest it might be a battle on our fucking nexus
That's so that's what it's looking like. It's gonna be a battle on our fucking nexus
they can and
Oh my god this fucking game
You were never free, and you never realized
Take your breath to nothing, it's hard to laugh
That's just such a problem.
Yo, love that my bot is deciding to split here.
really really really great idea
also cause it's like
I do this fucking dude, oh that guy I saw him when I aged like 10 years from this game and I'm kidding.
but we are 33 minutes into the game i driven to solve the Lord Dom's regards
Yeah, we also don't have any ploshers for next fight either.
Except for all stars.
What did these retards of Riot do?
Did they actually like crash the servers?
So I was in cloudfire gone, I'll find like a million times or something.
Oh yeah that's, that's gonna work.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' dodle?
Best hacker in the world.
I think I'm just loose.
I've got to reach the sky and nothing's falling down
Ooh, everybody knows how the story goes
But for me it feels to be lying to me
Every time I try, you just run and hide
And I'm finally feeling free
Can you see me now?
While I watch the moon go round
I
Know you guys know motherfucking don't that's one of a chance
dude what a fucked up 5 game lost streak wow we're on such a tear today going crazy
everything nice and then boom 5 game lost streak in a row are we fucking serious
Jinx is just massive, I mean yeah, there's nothing to really do in this game.
And now the guys here telling me that I'm gonna end the game and we won't even be able
to play anymore.
Are you fucking...
What?
Bro, we're gonna hit it, shut up.
Like that, there's no way, right?
You're getting boot-wise in Tarbon Springs in one week dude shut the fuck up no
No, this actually so sad though, wow six game lost tree
Bro, I'm gonna be honest this shit is fucking crazy
Ahhhh, change the title to games until diamond dude, shut the fuck up!
on r6 i just lost six games in a fucking row dude
and now i can't even queue up because ranchers are disabled
you can't you can't do anything actually i'm normal
Oh
Dude fucking Christ
Time for Roblox is it
You got sniped I mean I did a month 30 second delay though. It's like even if I got sniped it doesn't matter like a 30 second delay
oh man fuck it's back but not ranked but as you can be coming back does
anybody know guys do we have any insider information here
Subnautica react to videos.
Play Valorant, it's up.
They tweeted 12 hours maintenance.
No they didn't.
they didn't check julevin twitter asking the team to look into whether q's are
working in a thanks for the heads up so wait you're telling me bro this is like
actually fuck well I'm gonna be honest not a power the games still selling your
team's L.O.
Alright, I'm ending the stream, fuck you, just because of you I'm ending the stream.
Alright guys, Chicago, Columbia and Detroit and POU and WB thing, as for the subs, appreciate
it.
Dude, fuck you, fucking asshole.
So anyways, I'm gonna call the stream here, I'm actually just too tilted, six
came off straight.
Listen, we're gonna be back again tomorrow, tomorrow we're gonna go crazy, alright?
So, tomorrow's stream at 5pm Eastern, we're going to be doing Variety with Jing C, Sabo
Ronaldo and Joe Bart, so that should be a lot of fun, but yeah, fuck, I know I'm actually
pissed.
Alright, anyways, hope you guys all have a better night than I had, because I'm now
officially down 200LP from where we started earlier, and I'm actually down 30LP on
the day.
So, hope you guys all have a great rest of the night, and I'll see you guys all
again tomorrow.
9472 on some Mac. Peace!