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Don't tell me your story, cause I know you ain't walking around in regret.
At the end of the story, you'll find a new friend you will never forget.
You need our hand, baby, I will guide you We can get lost now that I have found you
You feel the world burnin'
Jump high with me baby
Let's fly to the moon and then back when we're done
You make me crazy
Please stay cause I can't do this all on my own
That's all you need to be crazy, please stay
Cause I can't do this all on my own
That you need no cares
How is everybody doing today?
What is up?
I'm Demo, they've made months like a month, thank you.
Let's get guys! How's everyone doing today?
I'm so sorry.
Guys, I had to have a discussion with my wife today.
And the reason why is because she asked me,
she's like, why are you wearing a SpongeBob shirt?
And I told her, I was like, because it's a leg day.
And she didn't get it.
So I had to explain to her, right?
That when it's a leg day, you wear whatever the fuck you want.
When it's a chest day, you wear a tank top.
And then when it's a back day, you also wear a tank top.
So it's like, having a leg day is literally like you can rob whatever the fuck you want, you know what I mean?
YES FOR GETTING VU BOTTED BODY!
Yes, yes, I know, bro.
YES! I KNOW SOMEONE SENT 10K BOTS!
I know.
You don't need to spam your fucking, uh, your fucking bullshit robot.
What's good, Leroy?
It's a McKelsen.
A Vajra.
It's a touchdown.
Tea party, Joshua.
It's good keegs.
what's god done we will be is there any jinx you coaching today um maybe I'm gonna
be done for we got more time for anything
alright guys guys guys type one if you guys want to see a magic trick yes or
know who wants to see a magic trick one okay abrah let's get it done let's get
done we will be is there any jinx you coaching today um maybe I'm gonna be
done for the gum or something all right guys guys guys type one if you guys
I just want to see a magic trick.
Yes or no?
Who wants to see a magic trick?
One?
Okay.
Abra?
I don't want to...
KADABRA!
Alright, we're good now.
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Okay, so for those that missed yesterday's stream,
we are actually back in Grandmaster at 609LP.
I think we're gonna be doing a lot of dynas today though.
Like the Diana has been fucking clean as fuck though.
I mean a lot of Diana and a lot of the rim today.
Diana, Hacker, M609LP.
I think that only puts us a couple of wins away.
It wins away from the challenge if I'm not mistaken.
Getting view-budded already? Yeah, I know, I know.
Trust me, it's like, I don't know why they're doing it.
I don't know why they're doing it. I don't know, whatever.
You told us this yesterday didn't you?
It was funny when you did.
But uh, I've been there in the three months I'm back.
Thank you.
Good morning, that's a great morning.
Me and Mo went to get a frozen yogurt bro.
I had passion fruit, she had the normal one.
Hit the spot.
It's good to be Mo!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
And uh, Alex there, until once I was walking back.
back thank you I'm story max for four games straight last night I went through
one dropping 20 kill dana games every game yeah I know it's actually unreal
finally you're getting the recognition you deserve it's view bots bro listen
it's view bots bro I died during the banners good enough I do some little
jungling, uh, pay attention to your map big time. Always pay attention to your map. And
uh, luna take them and probably welcome. Thank you.
Oh, dauntas got the least. It's a good kitty. What is someone viewbot? Why? What did they
gain? I mean it's just to give you cancer, like that's unironically all it is. They
do this shit to give you cancer, so then afterwards you're like, I don't know. Fuck
I'm feeling good today. Feeling very very very good.
CCB has been crazy the last few days, bell-
You know what? Yeah, it has been. It's been amazing, though.
Do you see Don Kranze's video? They said though, out of feature-wise streamers themselves can sight-cap on the viewers.
Yeah, I did see that.
What's good, B-man? And, uh, Grandma out there in the farm, welcome. Thank you.
be a good day don't ask me why but I have a good friend out today and I saw
during five guests it pretty sad thank you Rome but this reject not showing up
stream running but I'm right here what the fuck
All right, is everybody ready?
It's hard to bot focus, we gotta do it here.
Okay guys, after tango the subs after the game,
because now we need to focus on winning.
Hey, don't tell us that, will you please be gay for 20 minutes with me?
Yeah, but not gonna happen.
So I burst your ball, but it ain't gonna happen.
Okay, so what we have to do is we have to put our top to bottom clear.
The thing that I like about here is that they don't have an exhaust except on Yas.
Why?
Like it's just...
This is a great scene, yeah.
I know that.
But I think I'm going to be
just like this.
I'm gonna try to laugh.
I just want to laugh.
I'm gonna do whatever I want to do.
I'm gonna try to laugh.
I'm gonna try to laugh.
I'm gonna try to laugh.
I'm gonna try to laugh.
I'm good, okay, so
So what we're gonna do now is we're gonna play with our bot side clear.
You are muted? Yeah that was intentional. If I wasn't muted I would be banned on Twitch right now.
Okay so what we're gonna do now is we're gonna play for the Wolves and the Apro to look on the bot side.
block up
and the shaking is that there's nothing that we can really do about playing for
top side so the only thing that we really can do is just play for the uh...
double-crab here
as long as it's not getting cops on
guessing there's any chance of a double-crab here
i would uh...
Ooh, wait, he's still topside it? Wow, you are so fucking bad, bro.
You are so fucking bad.
What?
What?
Wait, what the fuck?
What did this guy even do?
Yo, I'm not even kidding!
What the fuck did this guy even do?
Wait. So, he took my blue, or he took my red, then he reset, and instantly cleared his bot side bot to top. That's fucking strange.
Okay, so anywhere that my Echo can get a ward on this wrapper count, Phil. We need a ward on this wrapper count, but we need it now.
Nice, friggin.
Please come.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I should have done.
So I should have a really good feeling about it.
I know, just reset.
Well if he has chop and he doesn't see her flame, yeah that doesn't matter.
Even if he doesn't see anything I'm typing, the fact that I'm at least getting it out
of my system is helping me immensely.
There's nothing for me to do for this on best so like you're all in three or losing lane
solo like it is with this rough.
Our best sign would be if we just played for the blue and we're not for blue we just
Because I'm gonna give you the most like horrible advice ever
It's like my word of wisdom would be tap your fucking degree cuz they eyes gonna steal that job in like the next two years
Anyways, like I'm telling you I'm like full tumor pill right now
I've always played versus fucking cocksucker for my first game of the day like
We are not in a good space mentally right now
I'm gonna be real people like we are not in like an advice giving like wholesome spacemen to now. It's just fuck
and
right was actually paper listen to you
I mean dude, she wants me to gank for what bro?
You're 0-3-0 on Yas like fucking 2000 gold on you.
If I gank I'm just wasting my own time and I'm just gonna die with the causics again.
Are they just gonna run around and just like refugie max this game?
If I can farm a camp by farm a camp if not I just like try not to die.
I know we helped our Katarina, Tyra, Kama, Karis, us.
Now, there is a chance I'm getting made love for something here though, we'll see.
I don't even know why I tried helping.
But like as if me ever even like, oh, I don't want to scream this early in the day, bro.
We're not even one game in.
Oh, we're not in one game in today, whoo, we're not in one game in today.
Of course I just have to play versus a cancer cock sucker that fucking level one invades
me.
A fucking disgusting 30 fucking cancer cock sucker fucking bastard that just level one
fucking invades my red level one.
Oh, holy shit.
OK, we just hit the boss and then we walk on the crab.
OK, we're going to have to look on the crab here.
Bro's mental is so bad, you know what it feels like dude?
It's like imagine you break up with someone, right, and then you enter the dating market three years later.
And then on your first date, on your first date, you see that she's texting other guys, right?
And then she makes you pay for the whole meal, and then she insults you to your face, right?
And it's like, it's like what the fuck do you even say after that?
You know what I mean?
It's like it's your first date in three years and this is what you're fucking dealing with
bro.
You know what I mean?
Like this is what you're fucking dealing with.
And now I already know I'm getting invaded on this shit too.
what's my what's my alternative oh nice oh no why do I even have hope why do I
even have hope it's not even one in beating me
IT'S THREE!
KILL GARC-
In game.
And now Jan is the funding as both sides so I can't even invade the clubs.
I'm sorry.
Ahhhh...
Heheheheh...
Ahhhh...
I see what you're doing here, Riot!
I see what you're doing here, Riot!
You fucking bastards! I know what you're doing!
You just want me to crash outside, so I lose every game for the rest of the day.
I don't care if I lose the first one.
I'll just win the second one, then it's like the first one never happened.
It's fine. I don't care. I don't care. Even if I lose the first time, I won't have the other game today.
I
You know what it's like?
It feels like, imagine you're like the mentally disabled kid at school, right, because that
comes with the early game.
And then you get bullied by everyone at school, right.
You get bullied by this one bully, right.
And then it's like at one point it gets to this point where it's like you start avoiding
that bully.
So now you actually don't have to worry about getting like beat up by him.
But then his dad comes to the school and his dad starts beating the shit out of you.
And it's like what the fuck do I even do now?
Because like at first yeah sure it was the bully, but now when the bully's dad is beating
the fuck out of me like alright what now?
What the fuck do I even do now?
You know what I mean?
like what the fuck do I even do now? what do I even do now? genuinely
like what the fuck, like what the fuck do I even do?
like you have theft, yeah I mean I guess that theft thing is the only fucking place in it
I'm not wrong with that I guess it is
now i'm maybe carrying the one behind us, who knows
nice! i'm glad echo got it
of all the people to get the shutdown, i'm glad it's echo
That's just fucking nuts.
Keep farming your jungle!
I can't you fucking idiot!
I want me full on every camp!
You stupid fuck!
Keep farming your jungle or you are redone!
I can't run low key.
I've helped bro type to XD, yeah that's what your face is gonna look like after I
sell you to the Mexican cartel and they fucking like gouge your eyes out in an
X format in the game. That's really crazy to say. Wow. Alright now we need to do a
silly dance so everyone knows I'm not serious so I can avoid cancellation.
look how silly I am guys
look how silly I am
no nothing I say is serious I'm just so fucking silly
so what are the chances you sell
don't hit challenger just so you can let JYNXC
I beat you up for content
look at the chances, fucking stab you float open in front of your
Yeah, you know what's up, buddy?
Thank you for the donation.
Ah, that's a great question, bro.
I'll give back to you.
I'm gonna give it to you, mom, as soon as I can.
Gave me a boner and not gonna lie.
I don't know what to say.
OK, we also got another dragon here.
Maybe, like, we played to med.
We have to look on the stairs Jesus
Oh my god break out break out
What if I die?
Oh wait.
Wait wait.
I haven't gotten someone, I got this.
You know what, you know what it, dude, you know what it is.
you
you
you
you
you
This is like unbelievable real talk
There's a chance someone tries to break in and this Hossick's house keeps playing real.
It ain't looking good.
I just want to go in on this, let's go for it.
At dawn test, are you angry, Alsonian?
Pizza Parker, you know what I hope?
You know what I hope?
I hope that tomorrow, tonight, you fall asleep.
You wake up, you open your eyes, and you
feel leather bands digging into your wrists and your ankles.
You try moving.
Where am I?
You look around, and then you see my face.
You're like wait, Don Tess, where am I?
And in my hand, I'm holding a torch, right?
And then I sit there and I'm like, well, pizza parker.
You like pizza, huh?
And you look at me, you're like, Don Tess, yeah, yeah,
I like pizza.
Can you please let me go?
And I'm like, wait!
and forever and then you're like
don't us of course I like pizza please let me go and I tell you I'll do even
better Parker I'll turn you into what you love most and then I walk up to you
with the torch right and I put it on your skin you're your flesh sizzling and
burning. Let me go. Parker screaming screaming in agony. You look down. You see all the flesh
from your side slowly melting off your skin. You look down at the ground and you see below
you a big fucking pizza pie. And I look at you and I say Parker, we already have the
bread and we have the fucking tomatoes Parker only thing we're missing is the
cheese and then I fucking burn your skin
in-game obviously you fucking piece of shit fuck you Parker
Ah, man.
And uh, wow, what the fuck did I even lock in this game?
Jesus.
Maybe a Wukong?
Nah, a Wukong, no.
Loki Dan looks good.
On.
I need to thank all the subs and everything.
Uh, nice.
Okay.
The Friar Theorem of Prime will be on for 20 months, so I'll come back.
Devil Monkey, Baba, things like that, so it's free-care Theorem of Sub-A-Soul, Diego,
Theorem of Two Months, and Mystery Theorem of Prime as well.
Thank you guys.
What?
Wait, are you wearing the SpongeBob T-Shirt and Mini-Skirt combo?
No, I don't have the Mini-Skirt yet.
Ooh, what is this song?
What?
Wait guys, guys, guys, the day might be saved.
You're in a movie director.
Loki, Loki, the day might be saved.
listen
I'm gonna be your friend
I'm gonna fuck you
I'm gonna fuck you
I'm gonna fuck you
Ooh, I need
In the human energy
Who can make my life complete
It's all
By you
The music makes you
It's all we're gonna do
Let's get the fuck done now, baby. Who's right for this fucking game?
I'm fucking ready for this one, baby.
I'm fucking ready for this one, baby. Let's go.
Let's go!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?!
What the fuck is this job?!
Nice, Dave Ruin!
Dave Ruin after this shit fucking job!
Goddamn it!
Beauty and the Beast
All right guys, we gotta get this shit going fucking crazy mode right now.
The first game I did was some lucky second game of the day, it's gonna be a fucking
juice round feeling this.
We generally have not been underperforming on the dynas recently, my dynas been so
insane recently.
Like not even showing guys, my dynas fucking wild.
Not a beat, it's a beauty and a beat.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Fallen!
They're a king!
And the ground!
All of them!
I can use you!
Call my name!
Hard to solve!
Wait for it!
I'm alone!
Oh
Oh, fuck!
Wow!
That was a fucking juicer, Loki.
That was actually crazy.
Jakey!
Holy fuck, bro, thank you!
Jesus!
I'm gonna go there and the Bob us all, fuck me!
Ruki there in the sub two, trigger there in two ones.
NK...
they win the prime and so on rule is 7 to 1 so much thank you guys
wow now that song actually okay went crazy we might have to listen to that one again though
what the fuck was that
listen to some other ones
yo you guys know motherfuckin don't
what song was that
I
Begone my conquer playlist I just added it
Listen to some more juicers guys
I'm not helping he has ult.
Hey guys, it could be a 1v9er.
A lil fucking Dantez v9er right now, let's get it done.
Walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk.
She's really real socket though, what the fuck?
We might have to burn our butts down to the dragon here, honestly.
So you're Halloween?
I challenge you.
Such a bitch-ass boy.
Never.
Oh god.
Ooh, that one was a little too crazy.
Let's see if we can find a juicer for us, are you guys ready?
Let's see this one.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, top gang getting all possible the gang I don't mean it's either though
2000 bits what the fuck and her Lena there in this free shot. Thank you
I'm trying to see if I can get a win going, but I don't know, we have to find it.
Nice!
What do we go for here?
Honestly, I'm gonna go Merchads and Gozones.
Ah, I only got that?
What is it?
Fine.
The music's got me going high
Alright, let's see what I can do, you guys.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?
Maybe we just like lose luck on this one, I'm a good one.
I
Think I said really want to get my zhonya's bottom up I'd be able to anytime soon
Oh, we already lost that wow
Okay
Yeah, like we're just in a chase block as our solo laner, so I combined 3 and 9 actually, let's see
Okay
I guess you're just gonna, I'm not keeping
I mean I don't disagree with him, I just don't know why he's saying like I told this guy
I mean we all die, right?
And what do you want us to say like?
Hey our mid lane fucking sucks and our support is also gapped, like what are we supposed
to say?
Like it happens, but like, bro.
Hold our solo and just our losing, our support is gapped, like there's really nothing to
say.
I wish I was, but there was no song.
1.6k
Is your own double kid actually look on the crab chair?
1.6k
It's actually a combo, it's a combo top.
It's gonna be Trinmear that comes.
I don't know if we should actually grind things in mode, to be honest.
I mean guys, listen, I'm gonna keep it a buck with it. It looks like a horrible game.
Huh, like it looks like a bit of a horrible game.
I wonder if they'd be able to grind things also.
I wonder if we can stop the reset here?
Yeah, guys, I'm gonna be honest, we tried, but it's just Suicers QR first few games
today unfortunately and it's like the best that we can hope for is just that we
don't lose more than like two games obviously but yeah we're definitely gonna
lose this one for sure
well I mean listen sometimes they just are out like this like we've had a few
days like this recently to be completely fair
but it's like we just like stop with like multiple losses but then we bring it
back on one streak it's not to deal with don't get me wrong boy we're gonna do
fucking cry about it I'd love to but it doesn't bring any wins
I mean, what if we literally just baron right now?
Guys, I'm gonna be honest, like baron is literally our only hope.
We have to be on this shit as five, but if we're not on this shit as five, then we might
as well just run here now.
I mean, yeah, you guys have counts, sir.
I'm lucky.
I'm like you guys have fucking cancer, this is what it is.
I'm like you guys have cancer.
Like we killed three people, it's open access, we're down to 15 kills and you guys what, do you think that we don't need Baron if we want one?
Every space.
Yeah, just like won plate solo lanes.
We had a timer where we could have won for the Baron and said we decided we were going
to shove out a ball wave.
Okay, nice.
Wait, why is this guy ping anyone?
Like this guy's here 2-7 on red and med ping other people.
Oh man, I'm lucky.
Yo, you guys know motherfucking DOLLO?
One of the first signs of going insane from League of Legends, you start dreaming about
it.
That's like warning sign number one.
And Pasi Thymine the Prime, and Chucky Thymine the Prime of the Soul, and she with Thymine
the 2-1 Soul Mike.
Thank you guys.
Human is pathetic, yeah but it happens.
Like listen, we might get anywhere between like 1-3 more games like this and then we
can probably stop winning.
You think how jungle is broken too outside of balling?
I think it's okay honestly.
We have the jingsy too, yeah I saw it earlier.
i saw it earlier
all of his win trading for sure
i mean like i don't know if it was win trade necessarily but it was definitely a
like a really fucking
cause like to lose the counter matchup is one thing right?
but it's like it's a complete other thing entirely
for them to sit there and to fucking like, not go for the free baron, I mean listen it
is what it is right? And uh, max there in the family. Thank you. Do you ever play kane
jungle? Not really, but I could. Reply to the jingxi tweet, I didn't know what to respond
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, Jingle Bell's hardstyle I don't think is in the cards
right now.
Not after winning the games that we lost today.
I don't want to put on like sad music though because I feel like that sets a bad precedent
for the day.
Maybe side tracks.
You guys know motherfuckin' Donald, the best hacker in the world.
And uh...
Kind of you found that a prime welcome.
Thank you.
Jinx had a generally shown performance hours ago. I mean it's always been playing a lot of off stream games, been doing pretty well.
I shouldn't have traded.
I'm gonna be honest guys, I'm just at that point in the day.
Mastery.
I already know, I already know what the way today's gone so far. We're gonna play against the Knav just cheases all game
I already know I already know I don't even have to like see it
It'd be a Knav literally just cheases all game. I don't feel like dealing with that shit right now
How is that a crit master you're doing right now?
Hell blades when we're at last look
Looks very decent.
Alright, I'm actually not that mad that that game was a dodge, and there we are, I hope
that we're in the car, thank you.
Is he a harder server?
Yes and no. The thing about EUA is that EUA has more players, so obviously I'll be cut off so they're going to be higher, right?
That's what it is.
Why have you started first time in Briar? No, we did that yesterday, so I'm not doing it again.
I'm just gonna start every game.
Reply to the JYNXTY tweet with the furry costume heck you took from your fan mail and be like they might be right.
Ah, CBA.
But uh, pair it with them if I'm welcome.
Thank you.
Yo, you guys know about the fuckin' best hacker in the world.
We need to get this shit done now.
It's like now we need to start winning every single game.
Like when you start winning every single game though, what's your ethnicity?
My mom is greek dad's stallion, but I just can't always get so much hate.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know either, like there's so many champs that are so much worse
than canes to be honest, I saw it this.
Why don't you just start cheesing with Kayn then?
Cause I don't know, I don't feel like doing it bro.
Remember the JgC speech about you not being child?
Yeah but dude I'm telling you that game was genuinely un-winnable, like you just have to
understand.
Our first two games of today are generally just un-winnable games.
All we do is we say this what it is.
That's all it is.
So funny, it's good magic.
Lunch time, I hate Nymphyrii.
Yeah, Nymphyrii is also pretty like cancer too.
Alright guys, so we have an Orn Top which is good because it means that we set up for
any champion that would want to play.
I could even go Viego this game if I wanted to.
If you get bot every day, does Silcown spotting or do we start botting in together?
Yeah, that's a real question.
I'm just a viewbot notification but still the uh self-impossage
Yo, can I trade with somebody?
Really? No one wants to organize, good
This isn't a very vision bug, nope.
I'm going to be honest, this is like a golden Diego game, it doesn't really get that much
further than this.
I'm a bit worried about how it's going to do in the matchup.
I'm going to be honest, the role selections could be anywhere, like unironically, anybody
could be anywhere right now, I have no idea.
crazy if I said I want to go hail blades VEGAM
okay this is gonna be a fun game let's see guys
The Viego game is giving me a fucking juicer. Halo Blade should be fun.
How is it a Viego game in this game?
So the reason why is because we have Nautilus, Losandra, Ornn.
So we have a team combat build around CCing the enemy to get a guaranteed kill and Varus.
So what Viego does is it essentially allows me to just get free resets all game.
Hey, you mean?
Did my cat come to my room like once every hour or two?
And then just so it's around me like scratching shit and leaves...
What?
Again?
Hey.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Cool cat.
Alright, that's it.
Alright guys, let's get done on the HLB this game. It should be a lot of fun.
Would that be crazy if I said part of me doesn't want to get full credit this game?
Like, I kinda wanna try going, like, Kraken Slayer into, uh, into Titanic Hydro.
With Hail Blades, I think it'd be very interesting.
Maybe even like, nah, Tentacadir else shows a bit of excess stuff.
Alright, so then I was going to just play for the rest of our clear, let me show you.
In the green, looks like we're not getting invaded, thankfully.
Thankfully, don't have to worry about any invades right now.
I think some Gecko players actually go Q, E, Q.
Like, they don't even level up their W early.
Not sure which one is Ashley, that's not me.
Might work doing a little bit of research after this game in a second.
Alright, so we're gonna play on the blue and then after the blue we're gonna look on the
rest of the ship.
Hey guys, now we just hope that nephir cleared the ward spot.
Yeah, it would have been a good run too.
I haven't really been miking hechron vs thon jungler recently though, I think thon is just
too broken.
but it just sort of impacts you around the map and I feel sick shit
You know what honestly I'll take it as long as you guys don't die we take those any day of the week
We are like normally a hackrombus, it sounds like a really nice matchup, but recently I
feel like hackrombus is a bust, it doesn't feel good at all to be honest, it's over on
do now is we want to just set for the uh refill clear top to bottom and we're gonna be in a super chill spot
should be nice because we could easily fit that dragon into the mix for sure
the only thing to have to keep in mind though is that nephiri didn't actually clear bot to top
she cleared top to bot she just considered the bot copy she initially not powerful
So if I were to go for the dragon, she would be there for sure
We're doing a bro we're fucking coming out so you can right now
it's in the periods now on the gromp
or not on the gromp on the wrappers
I don't actually want to start this no mid-frile
I'm not sexy.
I'm more than a blind tourist.
Yo, you guys know about the fucking total best tackle in the world.
Nice.
I lost my topside but fuck my topside.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at their word right now.
Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?
That's happened in the world.
That was a nice trade.
Alright guys, so good news is that our game is actually looking very good for us right
now.
Let's actually tilt him as far as we possibly can.
We dive in between turrets here.
I'm not going to use my W, I need to save it.
easy as fuck if you take those
now you need to watch out the ok sound it could be coming
can't greet for these drugs
2-1-6 came to bank, big boy.
Alright, it's looking very fucking good for us right now.
Okay, so now we can do something, we can actually play on our raptors and then we can make a little tour of the bot side.
good news is our fucking boss is dominating my game right now, love that
I'm so sad I'm so fucking sad fuck fuck fuck fuck shit fuck god damn it I'm fucking
PASSS!
FUCK!
Okay, I'm chillin.
Okay, we're gonna have to look for the dragon instead of crab.
Alright, let's hook up on this right now.
Should be free.
Oh, the Sondra has all of it.
Ah, for fuck's sake.
I mean that's that's fucking AIDS, but it's like I think it's okay. They should be able to sell on this
Guys sure surely you still on this right
Okay, I think we're gonna do now is you're gonna play for a titanic
But it sounds like at this show we're gonna be good
I
Jason the win cat W or what Jason say
No, heckerman equals die Jason. Are you fucking retarded for typing that?
Jason you're a gold ribbon one trick
You never even played right
You can play this game for 1 million years in a time chamber, with all the best coaches
and no necessity for sleeper eating, and I promise you, you could not even approach
1% of my power level
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Okay, no, it's fine though
You have ult?
No, I'm actually gonna sub this to my fucking shit
No, there's no fucking way! No, this is like guys guys. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding when I say this
I'm not kidding when I say this. I'm not even trying when I say this. I'm not even trying my guys
I'm not even trying like I'm not even trying
I'm not even trying I swear about right now. It's a time machine. I added song in a fucking joke
It's on the joke. They have a time machine like no, baby
This shit
And I'm sudden and I'm sudden and I'm
Like I'm gonna start fucking punching myself in the face. I'm not even camera
i can actually start punching myself in the face like i'm not controlling
jason do i a full grown man with a fully developed brain fully developed body
giving cancer
in my chat room right now
when i'm already on a two game lost streak
you know what it's like dude you know what it's like
It's like imagine there's like a first grader, okay?
And his first teacher like beats him.
His second teacher beats him, right?
And then when he's going to like his third classroom
and he's like getting beaten,
you're sitting there and you're like a fucking
like a parent's volunteer of that day
because there's like a special project going on.
And you're just sitting there laughing
while that kid gets beaten by the third teacher.
And you're like, ha ha ha.
You don't bring it underscore to school.
And now you get fucking shit on.
You know what I mean? It's like dude, like like don't you have better things to do bro?
Like don't you have fucking better things to do bro?
YOU'RE A FUCKING GROWING MAN!
FUCK!
DO NOT HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO!
I know, I already know, he's sitting there, he's like, chuckling.
And then I'm gonna die, and then he's gonna spam his bullshit again.
You know what I mean?
It's like those guys at the park that expose themselves to pregnant women, you know, like
they're chill and then the second a pregnant woman walks by, oh god.
For fuck's sake.
Okay, there we just suck on this here.
Okay, low-key it's actually looking tough for us.
Can't escape that, can't run!
again
no hacker equals die
i haven't died though
Fuck me.
Oh, nice, nice.
Oh, no.
Wait.
He said I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
send to help you
fficier
Cause you just know I'm sick.
My name's Boom, I'm sick.
a bowl of cereal, no milk.
Fuck.
Then you go outside, your car broke down, it stalled.
Fuck.
You walk to work.
As you're walking to work, your cell phone reception goes out.
And you're like, fuck, man, like, what the fuck is this?
You get to work, right?
You get to work?
Your boss is fucking your girlfriend.
You're like, wow, then he fires you,
but forces you to watch before you get fired.
And you're like, dude, are you fucking kidding?
You go to HR, right?
The HR was your high school bully.
So he sides with your boss!
So then you're like, wow, this is a fucked up day.
You go on the walk home.
As you're walking home, right?
A car collides with you.
The driver dies, you're in the hospital.
You wake up from the coma.
You find out the driver was your grandma!
And then you're sitting down and you're like,
HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS GET WORSE?
It's like this is how my day feels, I'm not even kidding.
This is how my day feels right now.
It's like, WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL OF THIS SHIT?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, BRO?
Man, at least that fucking bot is winning at the minimum.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest you guys, we're going for a team fight, it's all decided here.
Oh yes, good.
I'm gonna be honest, Willis is such a Timo main name, like I can already tell you're
a fucking piece of shit with a name like Willis, you know what I mean?
fucking bastard fucking willis piece of shit fucking scumbag fuck
Cuz aren't times we look on this here
Push shove it in
Okay, now we just found the drag
okay now we just found the dragon, let me show you
offer the love of god
i mean, you know, maybe i'll run for that
of course, taunt needs your mana cost
why the fuck would it have a mana cost?
fucking retarded champion
oh yeah, there's one
Can you play Volibear, let's teach JYNXDI Volibear, love you pookie.
Bro, Red Dragon Emperor, do you know what it's like when you ask me to teach you Volibear?
It's like a match on the brawn is having the worst day ever, and then you go up to him
while he's having the worst day ever and he's screaming at his fucking teammates dude, and
and you're like, yo dude, can you please show us how to play some fucking tennis?
But it's like, how about I grab that racket and I shove it up your fucking ass with your
fucking bullshit tennis?
You know what I mean?
Like how about I do that dude?
It's like, no bro, this is probably the unironically the worst time ever to ask for this.
It's like imagine there's like a cam model website and then the fucking like the cam
horse she gets a call ring ring ring ring ring ring hey your granddad that took
care of you your whole life he's dead and then it's like somebody donates a
dollar and they're like yo can you please stick the green one in your ass now
I've been waiting for it all day but it's like why the fuck
I think we have to look on the Krog sound.
for fucks sake. I lost my Crog's Tintai. Oh nice. I'm just going to reset after this
for the Hydra. Yo, I love the energy! Thanks bro! It's not the good kind!
You know what I mean it's like
It's like a guy watches his entire family get murdered in front of him
And he's like running out the house and then you're sitting there
You're an onlooker and you're like damn that boy can sprint, but it's like yeah, bro
His fucking family's dead though like oh no, please don't tell me you teach us how to play Heimerdinger jungle next
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro
I genuinely hope that you get murdered for for typing that like I'm not even kidding like in game
Dude, I'm giving you a 2 week timeout for that.
And I don't even know your fucking username, cause you don't even know what's-
In game though.
Oh man.
I think our best angle is to just maybe look on like talent show.
Alright guys, is there any way that we can play on Baron?
Bontus, when are you going to play vision control?
Yeah, but I'm going to be awesome.
too busy to control my fucking emotions right now I'm really gonna fucking lose my shit
but we're only an hour and a half into today's stream
oh that's crazy I thought we were at least five hours in damn today's gonna be a long fucking day
Oh
Nice
I
My gromp bitch
Yeah, I mean the ending team is they're just giving cancer they know they can win close fights
He most up
No, how about I coach on how to read a fucking
No hecker him equals die
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
What an absolutely fucked up disgusting day of fucking cancer.
GenC, you know what it's like when you type this?
You know what it's like?
It's like I'm having the most fucked up day ever and you're calling me a beta.
You know what it's like, GenC?
You know what it's like?
It's like imagine your, imagine, okay, here, have one.
And it's like you're allergic to dogs, right?
And you're walking down the town one day, right?
And you're sitting there, and there are a bunch of dogs that are going to like come
up to you.
So you're getting allergic reactions, you're fucking like trying to run away, all this
shit, whatever, you know?
And then it's like at one point you see your friend, and you're like, oh, finally, my friend.
All day, today I've had to deal with all these like dogs I'm allergic to.
I've been getting these reactions, these rashes, like, it's been horrible and fucked up, but
at least my friend is here.
Then your friend comes up to you, right?
He's like, hey man, what?
Reaches into his pocket, gets a fistful of dog hair, rams it down your fucking throat,
slams your jaw shut, and then said, up, bitch!
And then you're sitting there choking to death on the fucking dog fur.
But it's like, why the fuck out of all people?
Did you have to do it as well? You know what I mean?
Like out of all people, why did you join in?
Beta means son and hindi. Oh
Okay, my mind then. Hey, listen, I should have lose any LP
By the end of this stream, we'll have to put him on chemo, yeah, unironically.
And Nigel, there in the prime, welcome, thank you, end team there in the 40 months, welcome
back, alone time there in the prime, Nug 70 at the prime as well, yes, there in 23 months,
for in 30 prime. Thank you guys.
Okay guys, I'm not kidding though, we actually just started winning. Like what a f**k that day this has been so far.
First it was the Chatters, then it was Jason, then Jinxie, who's next Kaisen at? Bro, I'm not even kidding when I say this.
There's about a 30% chance that if I lose another game, Kaisenat is going to spark upstream for the first time in 8 months with the title of Hate Watch and Gauntest, and it's just going to be him laughing with his chat spamming W every time I get killed in my jungle. I'm not even trolling.
Like at this point, it's sort of like Avengers Endgame. It's sort of like Avengers Endgame, bro.
When you're gonna stop coping and start winning
Ouch. Okay, which time should we go? Sure.
It's dying that time.
Don't we have too much AP for that though?
I'll do a outcome here.
I got really got a feel so give me a second.
Long time white eve you are here.
Good luck on the run and try not to go crazy with the Cancer Donuts.
Gante, this is Xiaoxing from Newbox.com. We are doing our best to provide you with our
in the service. But brother even the fucking box are leaving the stream. Up to gameplay
brother, if you want diamond so bad go to the kiosk in the dark mall.
Alright, okay, let's go.
Hi, Don't test, your wife is very pretty.
Alright, time to talk about focus and then we'll look on the crab.
Guys, pro-relationship-advice-tip.
Instead of complimenting your partner, insult her.
If you insult your partner and you ruin her self-confidence, then she'll never think she
can do better than you.
So she's always gonna stay with you forever.
Fuckin' cheers, bro.
She needs to think that you're the best that she's gonna get, or else you're fucked.
We have to look on the rafters and then we look on the rest of the offside.
Oh, listen.
Hey, I haven't saw these yet.
Y'all put on the offside.
I'm getting invaded by cats because they're hungry.
But it's not feeding time for them, they have 3 times up 4.
And it's only 3.30.
Ah, I feel the best angle on this is...
Wait, what the fuck? Yo! Yo! Yo!
Heckey, Heckey, come here. No, no, no, no.
Oh my, oh my fucking god.
Hickey, Hickey, what the fuck?
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Hickey, this game is winnable.
No Hickey, please, please, please, Hickey, this is my first winnable game today.
Through the love of God, please.
Okay, go, go, go.
Oh no.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
Okay, now we have to get this scrub.
Why is the cat called hacky?
short for a hacker in
I'm in real talk as honestly just like for the talk to talk to you should be good
I don't know what to buy. Thank you.
Maybe we're going to have some of that.
Yeah, maybe, maybe.
It's like Loki is a big maybe.
We're not gonna be against it.
I think we're gonna have to play on the wrappers until the rest of the bot side.
Okay, so we're going to announce we're crowned the Wolf Summary again.
Bro, that's not what we're named!
He's Tonketeen, I'm just Tonketeen.
You don't have to add big or little, you can just refer to us by like the regular names,
but maybe.
There we go.
Okay, there we go.
Okay, guys, we're lucky enough to put on the dragon here, but as long as we put on the
I'm trying to think like what playlists would actually hit the spot right now.
Maybe a little bit of demon mode lowkey.
You know I'm actually really feeling nightcore
Oh yeah, that's it
Alright nice guys, now I'm feeling okay actually
If me and Tyler weren't going to fight, I'm not gonna lie, that guy would leave in a wheelchair
Like I'm not even kidding when I say that
He would not stand a chance against me
You have to explain to his kids why he won't be able to chase him around the park for the next like month as he recovers from the absolute fucking
whooping he'd be getting
Now you know the problem with me is though like real talk
I'm not a fighter and your life. I'm like a spellcaster
There was this one time where when I was in high school
Cuz I always found the concept of fighting cringe was like oh wow you can beat someone up what the fucking do right?
So for me, I always focus on mental torment more than anything.
So what I would do was make spur of the moment and says fan fiction stories.
So what I would do is I'd make spur of the moment and says fan fiction stories for like
between my friends or the people giving me cancer and their siblings, right?
So how that would work was like, let's say my friend will come to me like, don't this
you're bad at league and his name was on like Tyler I'd be like Tyler gets home
from school his brother jumps his pants Tyler you've been a naughty boy you
know what it's time for and I would literally just be ripping these incest
fanfics off the film legitimately right and it got to a point where my friends
I won't point a friend of mine he tells me like dauntless I'm letting you know
right now if you ever do that shit again and you ever say that shit again I'm
I'm genuinely going to beat the fuck out of you and I'm never going to talk to you again.
And after he said that, I was like, maybe I should actually stop.
But I'm legit like a spellcaster. Like I'm not a non-actual fighter dude.
Fighting isn't as fun.
Looky and down south there on the slopes. Thank you guys.
Okay, so what we do is we just set for the burn to come and we're good.
W gate incest.
Yeah, it literally was that.
Okay, we're gonna reset here in the natural so you can look at the rest of the top spawn
and chicken ice.
Yo, I'm literally going to howl according to the Bible.
Yo, you guys don't motherfuckin' know!
Well, I'm just gonna say it, if God is actually omnipotent as everyone says he is, then he knows that I have no bad intention.
And if he condemns me to an eternity of damnation, when I have no bad intention of just having fun, then would I even want to be in the heaven anyways?
Think about it, though. Think about it.
it's like when it really be worship like worth worshiping a deity that can
understand what you're following. Think about it.
What we have to do now is we have to look on the
both of the ground.
Real.
Alright, and I can't swim for months for life, and a little feet in is a welcome, thank you!
Alright guys, now all we have to do is to look on the dragon and then we look on the
summon towards the middle and we're gonna be good.
Nice, huge.
FUSHFUCK BITCH!
First one of the day incoming, two hours into the stream.
How do you have so many viewers? Oh, we're getting reboughted.
Guys, how many real viewers do we have? Type 1 if you're a real viewer. Type 2 if you're a rebought.
Type 3 if people were to find out your deepest, darkest secret, you'd probably condemn the pits of a fucking insane asylum.
We look on Risa and I just found this.
The pinned message is sooo...
You missed our previous message.
Wait.
I'm surprised you felt that you were even deserving of a break.
Anyway, Cho-Shing here from Vue...
Skipped again.
What did this guy type?
The pinned message is Able-List, Zovey.
So annoying.
That's a cat.
That's another cat.
Did you already feed them?
No! They're so annoying!
Are you getting gupotted?
Yeah, I think so.
Why don't you have that add-on please so I can see how many actual viewers you have?
Oh, why don't you just sell them on your thing?
Because I have a bit of scam and someone gets like a Trojan on mine.
High five.
guys I'm just gonna say it ableism isn't real if you had to play in these
master plus lobbies with all these disgusting freaks you'd hate all these
people as much as I do when you don't like disabled people no but it's how
people said that and they said that just because you say retarded. Yeah exactly.
You're on the spectrum which is considered, you can like apply for like a disability card.
Nice. W disabilities.
I would touch your nipple.
Fine.
You want to twist it?
Okay that feels weird.
I'm going to go feed the cats, I need to win.
I've lost three games in a row and I feel like shit.
Look how beautiful my son is.
That's a cat.
Wait baby, I can't see the fucking chair.
Yeah, I don't care, look how beautiful he is.
He doesn't follow us so much, he just keeps like laying on-
He was very young cause now they want food, they love being fed.
Look how cutie he is, he's just like-
So calm.
Okay, he doesn't want to see on my eyes anymore.
Okay, I'm just gonna stay here.
Until I see the polunian camera then I'll go, okay?
Okay, deal.
Okay, I'm okay.
Mound my name while you squeeze my nipples, woman.
Okay, no, no, stop, stop.
Alright, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna do it now, I'm tired.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Monkey boy.
Oh, monkey boy.
Oh, you like that how I fuck you in the ass, my boy.
Yeah, I like it
Okay, no, so I'm sorry. I'm actually a bad. Okay. All right. Anyways
Yep, well, we'll put on on the backburner for now
He has a plate top to bottom to dragon
Alright guys, oh yeah dude, you know what, you just found a bot side as long as you get the jag, we're good.
W boner! Dude!
Okay, I'm pretty stiff right now, I'm not gonna lie.
What?
Future worlds comes from your VPW.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
I sort of gotta at least have the riders the first time me and jimmy sit on a coaster
I literally gonna have to take like anxiety medications
Like they're actually gonna have to take anxiety meds, but they're gonna be like dude
Please get out of here!
Okay, is there any way that we can play on them?
Guys, please, please, please!
Why are jagged and crap in everyone?
Why don't you go Omnivan boots on Voltaic?
I don't know bro, I haven't been f**king with Leethaudi recently.
I just feel like you die early game and then afterwards you never really get it to a point where you're like,
you never feel like you're more impactful than you would have been with the boots for both.
But these voices, these strange noises, they're following me in here.
My floor has a circle.
Watch his viewers drop to 2K when Jinxie goes live.
I'm staying though.
You know what it's like when you say that?
It's like imagine you're a guy that hires prostitutes, right?
And like, my name is Jizzel, right?
And then it's like you're in the room watching me like finger blast myself.
And it's like I'm saying that I'm like finger-blasting myself and you're like
oh damn dude can't wait until Candy gets back from vacation when she can't when
she gets back I know everyone's just gonna want to bust all over her face but
also be busting all over Giselle's though but it's like why the fuck would you
ever even say that. You know what I mean? Even if it is true.
I
Want to go
I saw Volta, I saw Volta, I saw Volta.
What the fuck? What the fuck, Bard? What the fuck, Bard?
AHH!
WOOOOOO!
Oof.
Oh man, that felt good.
WOOOOOO!
Fuckin' take those, baby.
Dude it feels so good when you make a play like it feels like you're nutting
But it's at your cock feeling tense like your back does and just got to let it out
It's like pleasurable sensations along the top like half of your body
This one is real, people thought it was rightus, feel?
I'm ready for the worst
Yeah, I'm gonna take this in front of you and I'm gonna make you watch and you're gonna thank me cheers, bro
I'm gonna be honest the only smashing that I think my beers would ever do is my head with a fucking brick
I don't even blame them.
Oh no!
Dude, what is fun typing?
Yo, yo, yo, this, this is fun.
It's a little too freaky, bro.
Yo, yo, dude, they got fucking freaky here, bro.
Jesus.
Oh yeah, okay, okay.
Amazon package.
Fuck, I'm gone.
Bro, there's no way I'm gonna serve.
YEP!
you
As you got
Okay, can we just found this dragon here
Guys I'm gonna be honest this is soul
What the fuck am I
I'm so fucking mad. I'm such a piece of shit. Okay, just play band, man. Even if you don't get solved, that's not bad.
Please play on the band. Sin, please.
Yo guys, can anyone tell me why every piece of shit on the planet is playing in the 80s and style, but I've never seen one in a game?
Like on what planet is that even a real thing?
Nice, good.
Okay, we need to play top to bottom now.
Yo, does my head look chill like this or do I look retarded?
I
Really just want to make the med right now
Oh
No, I didn't want to use my eon that
Oh my god, go to team
go to fucking Tnachik
my ping was gone because he won't be done with Resulting
he said sorry
no dude like no no don't be sorry fucking good luck
Okay, real talk, I think the only way I ever die is to Kaylin, so what if I just get Randuin's
right now, and all her hopes and dreams just die instantly.
It's like playing chess with someone and they only have like one pawn left on the board,
and then you just fucking sit there and you destroy that one pawn.
you know I mean
Zorich I go BGG I Zorich want to go BGG no doubts
this game really proves no HECK CARE of BG
SHUT UP! no thousands
I hope I die first
Cause I don't want to live without you
I don't want to end the world
Cause I don't want to live without you
Cause I know what it's worth
But you're not a baby
Maybe if you break the curse
Then I can heal up forever
Cause I know you
Not fire in my safety
You'll never need to break me
Your lies try all the fate
Cause I know
Every day
You're so weak, everybody's leaving
You promised that you'd stay, but that's a promise you can't make
Someone dies, or someone gets hurt
But before that, it's a surprise
I hope I die first
I don't wanna make the last move
I don't wanna have to learn
How to start sleep and last dream
You're doing it right, it's worth it
Listen now, baby, maybe if you make the curse, then I'll give you my freedom
If I die first, I hope I die first
Okay guys, I'm gonna be honest, I think we need to listen to that hardstyle song that we were listening to earlier
What a fucking banger
I am not in a rainbow
In a rainbow, in a rainbow
It's the home of a cat
But it's not enough
As it was long ago
It's fine
I can make it
To be made again
It's alright
And it's fine
I can make it, to make it
For what I've got
There's a crowd
Looking out
All the same
That you are
I'm here
In the night
absolute fucking juicer
so check
losers queue, not in losers queue anymore bro
It's like now it's finally getting good.
I've found us get a haircut, no.
But I'm balding, I'm fucking holding on to this hair for as long as I possibly can.
You think I give a fuck?
Did I give a fuck though?
Alright.
I top in jungle which one should I learn more though?
Whichever champion should I find cool?
I'm tolling champs core, do that, jungle champs, same thing.
Agandas challenged you on turkish servers when, probably literally never did.
Fuck that shit.
You can't escape that, can't run!
And then the trucker is having to get the cruise ship. Thank you bro.
You need to split the corn songs playing on the train? I don't want a train.
The thing is
you
you
you
you
you
you
and
So lovely
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go guys. Who's right for this shit?
Is everyone gonna pop towards the other scene?
That is a crazy AOAoT take. No, it's not. AOAoT became the shittiest anime ever
after you found out there's like oh well they're just on an island so boring
ALT was only good when it was humans vs titans
this time became humans vs humans it sucks
All right
Listen just run up on the bottom that's all you got to do
Ailties hot dog shit last season not just the last one though
Not just the last one though
The second they had that big plot twist, they just fucking sucked balls.
Holy outtake, I mean listen, you guys can say outtake, but it's fast.
AOT could have been like, solo leveling levels of success and hype.
If it wasn't for the fact that they made it fucking human versus human, I'm not wrong, I agree.
The reason why Soul leveling is the best enemy is because Soul leveling gives you what you want to see.
It gives you man fucking killing all monsters.
And like AoT, you wanted to see man versus titans.
And then when it became like, oh the big plot twist.
Oh dude, yeah, fuck.
Yeah, but if I'm an English teacher and I want to write an essay, oh that's fucking sick dude.
But if I'm a guy who wants to enjoy this, I'm watching a shit-block fucking sucks today.
Fuck that shit dude.
And it's just facts we can disagree with that
So lovely is dog shit kelp
Anybody saying so lovely in this dog shit would say one piece is a good anime
Yeah, cheers, bro. Watch your fucking one billion episodes to not even have any anything progress on the story
Like guys, I'm like the anime fucking connoisseur, bro
I know more about anime than the anime creators themselves. My taste is impeccable
Why did you not like the my hero academia last seasons?
Because they fucking sucked bro, that's why because the last season of my hero academia was literally most bullshit thing ever happens
And then it's explained by 30 minutes earlier and it was unironically like that for two entire seasons fucking retard sloth
It literally became a retard sloth. I'm not even kidding
What
I mean, did she play an auto W?
I guess she didn't, right?
But maybe she still won, this is...
I don't know.
Ragebid turned you on once?
Ah, sure.
It's on ragebite though, it's sort of like my actual opinions.
The last seasons of My Hero Academia are easily the best seasons.
You know what it's like when you type that?
It's like imagine you're watching a movie, right?
And it's like a guy's like, I'm dying.
5 minutes later, he actually just randomly kills the main villain, and then it's explained
by a cutscene that's like 40 minutes earlier, and it's like you think that's peak, bro.
Like I'm gonna be honest, that's lazy shit story telling, that's all it is.
The only good thing about My Hero Academia, honestly in the last few seasons, was the
voice acting.
That's it.
The story itself was fucking trash garbage.
And they would have ended up like the problem with my academia is that it just became like a fucking superhero show
Like they don't know how to fucking end the comic so they just make it like a fucking like internally progress
It's fucking bullshit, dude
Like holy fuck did we need my her academia season 50 bro at that point
Okay, that was a promise, yeah.
No, but dude, when Luffy makes his retard base and goes super sane, it's peak.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I don't know if we can fight anything at all or not.
We need to just go on top of the bottom. We're good.
And uh, FriarBat and May say, I can bot, and Audacious say, I can bot, and Duggy say, I can bot. Thank you.
I think we should just play on Cobb to baron again again.
All right.
Best angle for us right now is there to stop the bar, guys.
I don't think we can fight anything at all, especially with Galio.
Like I don't know, I feel like they're...
Yo what?
Yo, uh.
Yeah well, we're going to pretend that didn't just happen, okay?
And then I'm down to chase this.
I didn't think that the spawner would actually be in that bush though, or in that jungler
I mean.
What about Tokyo Goal?
i didn't get drawn in after the first episode so i didn't bother watching it
if you can't draw me in on the first episode you don't deserve to have my
attention for the entire series
and not spots
okay i think
it's looking almost impossible for us to win but who knows
maybe there's still an angle
I don't know how the fuck we're ever going to get that angle, but we'll see.
Alright, so now we've just found this and we should be good.
About Jujutsu Kaisen, Jujutsu Kaisen was get up until the last season, and the last season
I didn't understand anything about what was going on, so rather than rewatch the episodes
I just decided to stop watching it all together.
After that one episode where she killed her whole family I was like yeah fuck this shit
all the time.
But I have no idea what's going on and it just feels like a bunch of bullshit.
the soy phone non-existent
they might have to just suck on the uh... crocs
Yeah, Loki we just found a reset here.
Oh my god, he's fucking serious.
I mean dude, I don't know, it's just so crazy.
the gallows on every single player, it's actually fucked
hey, divided the chat in half for that take
dude, I have a very very very good sense of like what's good in animes
cause like the problem is that most people end up having to become fucking like
theology professors to like justify why the anime they like is actually good
But if you can't, like, have a retard enjoy your anime, then it's not a good anime. Simple as that.
It's undercaming, bro.
And if even a retard can't be entertained by it, then fucking cheers.
Let's say we solve this game out. Is there any chance we can ever fight against Stargator?
I don't ask what about Steins gate yeah brother we watch an anime about Epstein's fucking up
I've seen his basement bro that he keeps all the kids locked inside of is that what it's about
Guys I thought we were going to come and pizza why are we in a random basement and we can't get out like dude like what?
I'm not watching anime about obscene
I think it's so wonderful okay
I think we can do this with your mobile game, I think we can do this with your mobile game.
Greatest time travel series ever.
Yeah, Brawl has not seen Avengers Endgame, that's for sure.
Okay, I think what we can do is we can look on Reset and it's like Bawcrab or some shit.
Yeah, we're just going to go for like an AP route here.
As long as Vayne has the potential of dying, we actually win this game, isn't it?
I mean, that's just sad.
Like, what a sad fucking game this is.
Yo, 1v1 again!
Again, Jason, you do not want to get embarrassed by me, bro.
Like, I know you don't.
Like, you're saying that you've been having a good day just watching me like lose games, like,
trust me, you don't want to make this day even worse for you, bro.
Like, I already won my last game.
You sure you want to do that to yourself?
I don't think there's any way that we could actually kill Bang here, so...
Jason won last time. Yeah, the only reason why is because I was playing fucking Riven.
Put us on a fair matchup, it's over for him.
Dude, okay, Jason, real talk. How much of a, like, you have this fucking bookmarked!
Dude, the only reason you won is because you got your game on Riven.
If we do it on like Zerath and Ezreal, you're fucking cooked, bro.
You are fucking cooked.
Wait, there's someone, there's someone.
I'm gonna fucking shoot myself in the head in front of my parents.
Guys, I'm not kidding, I think if someone else asks me to play Hammerdinger, I'm gonna find that...
Complains about Jiu Jitsu Kaizen serve is a so lovely fact.
Yeah, so lovely has the best story because we know exactly what to expect.
Only pseudo-intellectuals think there needs to be deeper meaning.
I wonder if we have any chance at actually going for this shit here.
Guys, I'm gonna be honest, I don't think the fucking Galio is killable.
Yeah, this is fucking chalk.
You mean
All right guys, is there any way for us to win right now
real talk is there any way for us to win right now i mean this game is just fucked
I will not get tilted.
Can we all talk?
Our chin rear is actually kind of fat now, but I don't know, we need like literally 20
items across our king if he ever wants to chance someone in here.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
That's not good in the world.
That's the angle that we have right now is just like for the rest of the topside
and then afterwards we're going to the east side.
There's probably a 0% chance that we ever kill Narcella.
But if I have Jinx with me, maybe.
Okay guys, I'm not gonna lie, this one's fucking over.
I don't have to watch 100x hunker, but if I wanted to watch a show about a pletophile
clown, I'd watch it.
You know what I mean?
Okay, that's crazy.
We lost.
25 vs 7? Yeah this game is fucked. The enemy team just had the galley wall on every single
play. I should have just not fought anything.
Alright, maybe we can learn how to miss her.
Okay, Trin's damage is lucky kinda crazy.
Could he want to be like this?
You know it can't be, it's hard to find a love through every shade of gray
So try your luck, babe, never stand to change
It's hard to find a love through every shade of gray
Dude, this game just needs to be over
It's hard to find a love through every shade of gray
Like, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, this one is just so fucked
Like, this one is actually just like so fucked
It's hard to find a love through every shade of gray
Don't people it's cost money superior just wasting money viewbotting you yeah
But sometimes what it is is it's like the viewbot site owners that do it just like show that their services actually
All right, let's even look on this here
There's no one that would give up on this.
Jesus, fuck.
Right.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, but now we need the success in the weekend.
Ooh, 1k bounty.
Hold on, hold on.
What? What?
What?
I mean listen, it's not like necessarily over yet though
Guys, should we one-by-one Jason the win after this game just to get an ego boost
Like we've been having a fucked up bit of soul queue or if I just one-by-one the elbow gold player
And then afterwards you just got nice old ego boost
Like you guys think that could actually have a hard
Ever watch Rodney Crimson? Awesome combat in that anime. Also, Scrooge Rainer, we want Blue Pond gameplay.
No, haven't. We're going to be maybe though.
You know what? Churnout's Flash. If he flashes on the Vayne on Drag, there might be a chance I could actually do some here.
Don't take the beautiful things that I've got on my mind.
I'm trying to get my hands on it.
I'm trying to get my hands on it.
I'm gonna lose.
Like we reactioned on this.
We're gonna have a motherfuckin' dog.
That's not gonna work.
There were no stars to fill the emptiness space of a two-beaming house staring them tumbling back at the ball.
Yo, you're not doing this yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, you're not doing this
We can actually hold this
He did the delay catch up are we good now are we no delay
me. All right. Yo, no one wants you to go to the graduation,
bro. Take the hand, bro. Just take the hand. Just end end
the segment, bro. What the fuck is this? This is the last one.
Because obviously, no one's graduating. Yo. Yo, can you hear
Yeah
Yo, I'm graduating
Casa delay
I
Don't know if they're gonna let you in though. I'm not gonna lie. Well, you did you actually
Know
Are you fucking done my contents here, bro? Yeah, don't test bro. You got my on discord
I
Can't on League holy shit, where's the discord, but I'm calling you
All right, where's the dentist dude light mode you're asking this is definitely a league player
Please don't lose contest. Wow
All right, let's go. Is he not gonna like call me
Jason I'm calling you bro
Oh, hey dude. Okay Jason quick question. I have an answer. Okay. Why is it that today you've
spent your day so far doing two things? Hate watching me off stream and trying to convince
high schoolers to let you go to their graduation. I'm not trying to go to high school to graduate
because I'm trying to go to college graduation because people are graduating and I just want
I just want to show love and support
Okay, so that's so that's the story we're going with. Okay. Gotcha. No, it's not a story. It's real. It's real
What I was trying to do. Okay, whatever you say, bro. Okay, you ready to get shit on I
Mean listen a year ago. I completely outplayed you on every single champion
That we play I want to be a hop on ribbon and what do we do a three three games? Okay?
Wait, wait, wait, Jason, let's get one thing clear, okay?
Last year, you won because I threw the game on Yasuo
and you hustled me on Riven.
Like, it was not a fair win,
but you realize today you're getting too old, right?
Brother, brother, stop pacing around,
you're moving, you talk.
Why do you do that?
It's because my brain, like, if I don't pace around,
and the problem is that my brain goes faster than my body.
So because of the thoughts I'm registering, I stutter.
So I need to walk around to prevent myself from stuttering.
Okay, honestly, that's okay.
Maybe I should try that too, I stutter a lot.
Wait, do you?
I do, I do, I don't know.
I've been getting hit in the head as well, so.
I'll be autism.
All right, Jason.
All right, so should we put like $1,000 on this game
or what, because I-
No! What the fuck?
I say, you're a challenger!
Yo, are you a one trick?
Are you a one trick?
Okay, how about we do this? How about we do this?
You put up a thousand, I'll put up a hundred.
What? What did that add? You're a challenger!
Dude, Jason, you've been running 30 minutes of ads an hour for the last three years.
You're not even possible!
Jason, Jason, Jason.
Look, let me explain, okay?
If you take this bet and you win, bro, it's like you just conquered against all odds, bro
It's like the David versus Goliath storyline. Does that make sense?
And okay, and you should clearly just beat me because your challenger you should be mechanically better than me
Exactly Jason. That's what I'm saying, bro
So since I should beat you me putting a less money makes you look better, bro
Like this is literally for you. No
But Jason Jason you're not understanding bro like listen just just please hear me out okay if you get the ten to one odds and
On top of it. It's a fair 1v1. Then it's like you're it's you against the world, bro
Like it's what your viewers want. They want to champion you bro. They want to be like Jason bro
You overcame against all odds dude. They're gonna be cheering your name Jason Jason
Like it's gonna be sick.
Let's just let's just do a hundred gifted. Oh pizza beer. Thanks for the gift. Did it not test chat?
All right, okay, so we're doing a hundred gifted
Hundred gifted. All right. That's fine. Okay. What's your username?
Oh my username is what you unadorned me bro. No, I'm on another account. I switch accounts every like 10 months
Mine is Jason nms hashtag 69 69
Yo, that's a pretty cool tag
yeah yeah okay you have to add someone your friends this is fall you're too
popular sorry okay let me just add this person all right yep wait it says
internal server error okay what's your thing okay no wait now I'll invite you
to a game okay enable invites oh wait fuck okay no I have an idea okay hide
discord hiding okay we're doing a ram right yeah we're doing a rough okay so
this will do blind pick holding at this okay all right all right there you go
Go in my customs and join.
What does NMS stand for?
Money Sniper is my old tiktok user name, so yeah.
What's a Money Sniper?
So, like, you know, Katie was like easy Money Sniper, but also it also stands for no more
sex because it's overrated.
Nice.
Wait, I don't understand how to do this.
Okay, so you go in my customs, you do join custom?
And then you search up. Yeah, you got it
Then I can't wait to see you fucking squirm and flail your arms around when I completely destroy you. Yeah, you want to see that don't you?
Yeah
Look, I'm talking right now listen you're silver like look at the rank difference, bro
It's like you know what this is like Jason
It's like imagine you're there and you're doing like Tinder 1v1s and then it's like the enemy is like 6 foot 13 and
You have to put like 4 foot 5 on your bio. You know what I mean? Like it's already over from champs side
How do you actually think about these scenarios?
Like that I don't even know how your brain is wired to create these hypotheticals in your in your brain
Yeah, I mean listen it took me a lot of therapy to like manage it, but it's okay now. Alright, what champ are we doing?
I'm so confident. I'm gonna cuz you're one trick and one tricks are mechanically just shit
I'm not gonna do anything or we could do skill champions because I saw that you said only Ezreal was there right?
Let's do you be do said you want to do that?
Zed oh fuck. I don't know inside fuck. Okay. What else?
You pick you pick the cause
Okay, which runes? Which runes? Okay. Okay, so you're gonna go ghost flash.
Okay. And then for the rune page, do the ability damage and mana, the third one.
Got it. All right, let's go. I make sure you change back to ghost instead of heal.
Yep. Why are y'all saying GG's? That's his second best champ?
Last time I played this champ is when I was like 14
Okay, listen
Are you ready to get annihilated by the tentacle monster?
Brother
I'm so confident right now. I don't know if I'm over. I'm not over confident right now
I don't know. It's because I beat you before but dude like okay again
You did not beat me before you got a lucky cheese win. I beat you
No, you didn't okay. Go Guardians or go go the two starter items with one health pod Jason
You didn't beat me, bro. You know what it's like when you say beat me
Yeah, it's like imagine we're at school and then you're like, you know fight me outside
Okay
Okay, yeah, okay, so it's like we're at school and then you're like fight me outside
And then we're both squaring up and you pull a knife out and you start stabbing me to death
But it wasn't a real win. That's what you did with ribbon. Does that make sense?
Um, but no, no, no, no, can I get another comparison?
Okay, so it's like, okay, okay.
It's like you're sitting there and there's like a major that comes up to you.
And he's like, yo, Jason, fight me right now.
And then as you're sparring up, he takes off his mask and it turns out it was
Conor McGregor with both of his legs chopped up after half way point.
What the fuck?
Okay, that's what I understand.
I want to actually understand.
Yeah.
Oh
Yeah, I can already tell you're nervous I can feel your heart rate
What now what now now you're gonna see what now bro about five seconds
Yeah, I'm just saying no, but I was good in geometry when I was a kid it's fucking over for you
you. The capital of Texas is North Carolina. Fuck. No, it's not. It's Austin.
Bro's so rattled that he feels the need to respond to rage bait. That's how you know
I'm in your head. I'm in your head running through right now.
That NMS is about to stand for no more subs after this game, that's all I'm gonna tell you.
Heh heh heh.
Ahhhh.
Boo!
Oh my god!
I don't know why I gave you the champ pick, I don't know why did that, I don't know why
did that.
Oh, Jason!
So, Jason, how are you feeling right now, gimme a rundown right now.
me back in the game, give me back in the game, give me back in there, give me back in there.
Give me back in there, bro. Give me back in there. Yes, yes, don't worry. Okay, same thing,
same password. Okay, so Jason, like come on, talk to the viewers, but we need a post game
interview. How are you feeling now? I just was overcommon there. I just was overcommon,
but it won't ever happen again. Okay, so what's your favorite thing of running here?
No, we're not doing ribbon another job
Literally any other champ in the game. Okay, let me look at it. Let me look at the temple. Okay. Yeah
I'm gonna start to start it. I'll be able to decide no because things I don't know in every champs outside
Like look at the chapel then tell me so I can buy them
Do I do as real?
I don't know.
Let's do...
Yasuo.
Let's do...
Keep suggesting.
Yasuo Zed.
You want to go back to Zed? Akali?
Gragas.
Let's do Aurelia.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so Jason, you want to do the 100 gift an hour?
Do you want to wait until after the game?
for the game.
Haha, let's do the same.
We should.
We should.
No, no, you already locked in Rally.
No, I didn't.
I didn't say lock.
Damn, I'll scammer.
I'll scammer, bro.
No, I didn't decide yet.
Let's do the same.
I can't find out the least end.
Are you ready?
Yeah, yeah, at least end.
Okay.
There's no way, bro.
Okay, so wait.
Wait, what's your end?
Do we do the first, second, or third?
Second, second.
Dark harvest?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Dark harvest, okay
No, it cluckers. Oh wait the bonus damage to the same in healing. Yeah. Yeah, okay. We'll do that
Okay, let's go and then uh and then flash flashing night. All right
All right, Jason, are you Lee sinning to me right now?
That's a good one, bro
things. Listen, we can make this quick. If you want, I'll let you just run into my tower
right now and you can just like lose all your health so that we can call it quits, okay?
It's not gonna happen. Warhammer and Long Sword and wait, yeah, Warhammer and Long Sword.
Okay. So no plots.
No plots.
Alright, okay
Here we go, I feel like you're gonna lose this one at level one
I'm like as you learn I actually like no I actually like my whole PC just crashed
I swear to God I lied there. No, that is a cow. I swear to God my entire PC just fucking lied. I
Swear to God I had my W up. I couldn't W myself. I actually like please please watch I would have won
I would have won because I would have seen that would have won
I
Jason are you ready to hear the real fucked up thing?
No, no, no, bro. The real fucked up thing is that I like to but the difference between me and you is I won
No, you didn't like
I did! I did!
I swear to god, I lied! Yes!
My entire fucking shit froze!
No, there's no way, bro.
There's no way, bro. I'm watching the replay. I'm watching your replay right now.
Alright, watch.
Have your shim open. Look, check it out.
Yo, isn't it crazy? I'm like the Doctor Strange of League of Legends.
I literally knew that you were gonna lose level one.
Look. Watch.
Where's the lag?
Watch! Watch!
Where did you go back go back go back go back wait go back
No, go back look wait watch
You just saw it
Yes, right before I use my W. I insta-lagged look look fucking killing me look okay, not like
Okay, you actually you were you were lagging my AFK auto wing now now look I like I could I was gonna W
your either and then when QE to you know watch watch watch watch now watch me now watch me watch
though Jason this is some insane fucking cope right now I'm not coping I'm not coping yeah let's watch
Dude, Jason, aren't you a billionaire? Why the fuck do you have like a laggy-ass PC?
No, my PC's not laggy. It's the fucking... I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. I don't know.
Bro, wait.
You see? I was double you! You see? I was gonna double you and EQ kill you! I was gonna kill you there!
I mean, where's your phone?
Wait, hold on, give me a second.
Let me look at the-
Look, you see, my W is up, right?
My W is up.
I would have won there.
Look, my W is up.
I had so much time to W myself, but I lagged.
So, Jason, you're telling me that you just actually manipulated your own ping
To make it seem like you're lagging, so you wouldn't have to pay me up in a 1v1.
No, I would still pay you if you win fair and square.
Okay, fine. We'll do a third game. I can watch out and do a deal.
No, no, the second game. No, no, just redo. Just redo.
On Lee Sin.
Okay, fine. Okay, you want to do another champ?
No, no, we can do a Lee Sin. Whatever you want.
Okay, okay. I respect you a lot for this, man.
I gotcha, I gotcha.
All right, John, whatever Jason wants, Jason gets.
Wait, Jason, guess what, bro?
After this game, I'm gonna make you put the sun in Jason.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Like, how's that?
Got it, because like your name is Jason,
but it's like Jason.
I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Oh, cause Jason, oh, yeah, yeah, exactly.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
All right, let's go.
What are you doing?
You listening again?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Dude, your desk didn't do anything.
Relax.
Like Jason, it's okay, nobody was expecting you to win anyways.
not letting anybody down with this. Same thing, same exact thing. Alright, let's go.
focus
my god what the fuck
i don't know what's happening
and i can't see my tether
no no i like to i like to
i actually did
are you getting on?
yeah i'm getting good
All right, his name is Jay Sin, when he knocks on the door,
you got to let him in.
Oh, yeah.
OK, OK, give me life advice, any life advice,
but speak in your language.
OK, life advice about what exactly?
Just like if you were to go back in time
and talk to your 13-year-old self,
like what advice would you give your 13 year review
do not wash porn
why is that
i just say that that is probably one of the most horrible fucking addictions out
there
unironically
i would say it's honestly even worse than like drugs and shit like that
ooooh jason
ooooh
jason
you're fighting it away buddy
not smart at all
wow
wow wow wow very nice thank you thank you bro
wait you saw a flash? I wasn't paying attention
Yeah, I do it both shit you're lying
Yeah, I hope you know you're gonna get outplayed to a level that not even like the best Lee sin players on the planet could ever imagine
When I hit level six
Like when I hit level six, it's like Avengers endgame when the fucking the gates open
I need this. Please, Jason. I need this.
Alright.
Whoa! You see that shit?
Your shit.
Hey, listen, I might be shit, but only one of us has won a game of leasing against the
other so far.
Ooh!
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Patience, really.
Patience is the key.
Oh, I hit those every single time, by the way.
Oh, I'm in it now!
Oh my god, no.
I know.
Yeah, but see, it doesn't matter, Jason,
because the thing is you don't have the killing eye.
In life, there are predators and there's prey.
and unfortunately for you bro you're not a predator
uh...
so you're a predator
in league of legends you fucking better believe it
i said there dude it's like you're on the hunt bro
WOAH
bro can you stop that i'm impressing w the fuck is this shit
All right, uh, Jason I bad news, bro
All right, I'm about to fall asleep do something
You're the one play a defense. I'm pushing the wave
Bro, how do I mean your minions?
Jason how the fuck do you expect me to play with defense when I'm not even a landscaper?
What are we doing you want to dance bro? Yeah, that's
Yo, I'm not gonna lie bro. No, no, no, no, like I ff the game after that one
I thought the game after that one. That was just like the most insane. I'll try to the Sun Tree
Good good. All right. Listen now. Now it's even
number
Whoo, see that I'm second row, bro
It's no psych
Okay, oh
Jason bro
You should want to be tanking all my damage
Listen, we play 100 CS or no
No, kill me
Oh my god, we're gonna be fucking farming minions for 30 minutes
Well, yeah, cuz the thing is you're too scared to like do anything but I'm trying to land your Q on me anymore
Cuz you're hiding bro. Where are you? I don't even see you. Yeah, dude. I'm in the bush. That's why
Oh
I don't need any race baited, bro.
Oh, Jason.
Like, you're just, you're not even doing anything, bro.
Oh, Jason, no, that was, that was all my fsss.
You're actually a fussy man.
Oh, my Jason!
No way, no.
Jason!
You're literally just, bro, you're just being...
You know, Jason, you might want to put down the Lee Sin and get that Jason after this
performance.
Did you get it?
Like, that's bars, because it's like, Jason?
Like did you do on the league champ Jace?
Are you getting flustered?
I got your tower bro!
I don't need my fucking tower!
Nope, it doesn't count.
If I'm still standing, you haven't won yet.
This is crazy.
Jason, Jason, Jason, what, what, what, what, what, what, where does Darth Maul buy his
shoes?
Where, where, where?
Where where the dice the mall?
Jason Jason what kind of Gatorade does an alligator drink?
Wow, I can't
Gatorade I
Get out cuz Gator, bro. Holy cuz Gator, bro. I'm literally just like
Like I'm winning that trade man.
Bro you're not gonna walk up, what the fuck is this?
Ooh!
Damn boy!
Watch I'm gonna dodge your- oh.
Oh my god this is a normal man bro!
You wanted to play Lee Sin!
Lee sin I wanted to fight man not fucking run around and be scared
Jason why are you scared of a third HP Lee sin that's okay kind of crazy bro our aura
Now that's like actually minus or
Oh my god
Oh my fucking god, bro
Nice, bro, let's make it a fucking 30 minute game. I'm down
That's what you've been doing this entire fucking game. Nope. I missed my shoe. Oh my god
I don't know who's thought this is that you missed your two yours are mine
Yo Jason
Why why why why why why why why why why why why why did the top laner not play Jace?
Why why why what happened cuz he couldn't get that Jace in
I get it, I get it, because my name is...
Okay, why did Dimitri go to jail?
Why, why, why, why?
Because he saw his brother, Jason.
I don't even get it, I don't get that one.
Okay, so like, Sinning is like illegal.
Oh, so that's...
I'm not going to get a raise.
I'm not going to show.
Like, no, no, no, no.
Now we're going to lay until your old back up to fight again.
I can't.
I can't.
Hey, you have flash, bro.
Like you can flash at any time.
I don't have flash.
Okay.
Well, whose fault is that?
Mine or yours?
Jason.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
What do you call it when Jason wakes up one day?
And he realizes
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you have nothing okay. Yeah, I actually had nothing
Okay, I'm just yes, bro. Come on. I'm just yes. This is easy
No, we didn't agree on that you got to kill me
Yeah, maybe it's been hard if you keep messing those cues though. It'll make it easy for you
Like you just got a lot in one queue, it's really not that hard.
Holy fucking shit dude!
Holy fucking shit dude!
Are you actually like, like, who are you just...
Wow, so you're telling me I give you the win and this is how you repay me?
Dude, you know what it's like...
You did not give me the win, I was dominating the entire special game.
Jason.
No, don't cope, don't cope.
No, it's not cope.
It's like an older brother who lets his disabled little brother win the game at Mario Kart.
And then his little brother starts flaming him.
Dude, I gave that to you because I was feeling like a nice guy.
You don't gotta turn into something mean when it's not, bro.
Okay, thank you.
Okay, you ready for Ezreal now?
Ezreal?
Yeah?
Unless you have a better idea.
No, let's do it.
to play as you so i'm not very good
uh... i think i'll you guys know what i'm talking about
uh...
uh...
you're right
yeah i'm getting it
it just has to get on sometimes
i don't really like the lobby
same name same password
what's it like being married bro
it's nice it's nice
very uh... very peaceful
it's incredible
thank you
that's uh...
i don't see your game
what you didn't search of don't us is game
i don't see kitty guy
and uh...
right join
i think that's an uh... sim do us before do you want to get the subs now
or wait until after the game
yeah
uh...
I did the third one. The one where it's like conquer with a sorcery secondary.
OK, and then we'll go ghost, ghost flash.
Ghost flash. Nice. Ghost flash.
All right. Here we go.
You're only good on hacker and move.
Every time I watch you and you're off hacker, you just lose.
Oh, so you watch me.
Yeah. Oh, shit.
Nice. Are you trying to learn jungle?
Um...
Yeah, honestly, yeah.
Well, listen, if ever one day,
wrong coach, you're not gonna like that, let me know.
We can look into it.
But first time you get jinxed into, like, silver.
Only then will I be able to.
Are we doing Guardians Blade or Hammer?
Which one?
You pick.
You pick.
Alright, let's go Blade.
Blade's here, and then help bot.
Alright. Yo, Jason.
Yes.
Why did Ezreal not think anything was fake?
Why?
Because everything was as real as it gets.
Get it?
He's like...
I got it.
Holy sh...
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Bro, where the fuck are you?
Oh, get absolutely fucking shit on. Oh, don't get hit twice
Oh, oh Jason Jason. No, no, no, I didn't look in good for you, bro
How are you hitting these bro
I don't know. I'm only good on the heckrums, so that's why it's like kind of crazy when she likes those habits.
You're only good at heckrums.
Oh, get a little aggro there, buddy! Two aggro!
Okay.
How did my Qs range?
Alright, alright, Jason.
Okay.
So you want to go game on our hands, huh?
Oh, oh, oh, Jason, Jason, bro, bro, Jason.
Oh, yes.
Oh, fuck me in my eyes, bro.
Oh, I'm on edge of my seat.
Okay, I could try something crazy here, but it might be a bit too much of a montage play
That's not your body, that's not your body
All right, you know what I'll let you get the push now
I'll give it to you because I'm a nice guy
Thank you
Here we go.
Oh.
Wait, Jason, you know what?
Kavoki go crazy.
No, no, no, no.
No, listen, hear me out here.
Are you listening?
Like, it's actually serious.
Okay, I'm listening.
I'm all ears.
No, if you ever got abducted by the cartel and they, like, took out all your, like,
organs and shit you could have your spleen do like its own streams like 24
7 odd revenue and you call it Jason the spleen
holy fuck
I would have got your ass there.
Hello there buddy.
Still got a line of Q if you want to win this one though.
Woohoo!
What are you doing?
Jason, bro, bro, I wasn't even close, bro, I'm just like, you know.
Okay.
Gonna walk up.
Ooh.
Shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I think I got it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Right not a bad day not a bad day
What's your ideal day for you like what do you do like as a league player every day like how do you wake up?
but you're generally like daily.
Wake up 30% chance of showering.
Maybe workout if I went on a win streak the day before.
Play League for 13 hours.
Watch a show with my wife for an hour.
Go to bed.
How does that sound?
No, I mean.
What about you?
What's your ideal day?
Wake up, workout, go home, stream, and then jerk off.
I've been practicing semen retention.
Wait, have you?
Yeah.
Wait, you know you can jerk off while doing semen retention, right?
How's that possible?
Because if you just like hold in your ass cheeks like you're holding in a piss, then you can actually orgasm without nutting.
But the only problem is that then the nut goes back into your balls, which makes it so that you have like a 50% chance of going in fertile.
And what and where is this statistic coming from? I wonder from 4chan when I was like 15
Oh fuck hell man.
Fucking hell.
Oh my god, no jg's.
No jg's.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
Ohhhh!
Oh!
Uh oh.
Oh my god, no that was almost fucked up!
That was almost so fucked up!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No, get away from that health pack.
for
so we're gonna go for a grind to dominant league
never in my life will ever do that
why
you guys know motherfucking don't
uh... as i choose peace and happiness
all my fucking yeah i don't know what the fuck that was i'm gonna be honest i was
like i should
what are we doing what's happening right now
I know what's going on in your brain.
I can read your thoughts.
I
Can't I know you want to do this is actually
Dude, I'm out see yes, and you I'm out I'm not manipulating the way like overall right now. It's like
I'm definitely I have a lead on you for sure
Listen if you want to believe that we'll go with it if it makes you happy it's Joe
If you close your eyes can you imagine that apple in your head or no?
No
Me too
No, no, it wasn't like people like there's some people that I can I can't well didn't Epstein create gravity
What are you
Oh my god, he had absolutely fucking shit on, bro.
Oh my fucking gosh, man!
Dude, listen, I'm just giving you, I'm just making the game a little interesting.
Oh!
Brother, brother, it's not interesting because I'm winning.
Oh!
Oh, that's a big old that's a big old from you. It's a big old. It's a big old.
Because I'm returning one. I'm going to return one though. I'm going to return one right
back to you. Oh man.
fucking out god damn it
ah
Ah, another fucking- army bro.
Dude, now that's fucking retarded.
I'm not doing that. I'm going to go to Burger King.
Wait a second. I'm just growing impatient.
You're excited to get back to trying to find high school graduations to go to?
No, no, no. I'm not doing that. I'm gonna go to Burger King.
There's a new Star Wars meal. Wait, really? What is this? Yeah.
It's the Mandalorian burger. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go dress up as a Star Wars character.
Which one? I like Yoda. Dude, you should do Princess Leia.
really like low key low key I just a suggestion why I'm just I'm just like
suggesting like dude doesn't it be a why princess lay a fuck job at a hut
dude what if you in the corboys did fucking like group cosplays and then you
do like a pro and practical Joker skits while in the cosplays
And that could be a nice user video.
She did?
No, she didn't.
Holy fucking shit.
No!
Okay!
No!
oh my fucking god bro oh my god oh my god bro no no no just fucking end of it
oh my god
get away
oh my god
dude get away from me
dude this is stranger danger leave me alone
the game's over you know that right the game's over I need a hundred gifted
Oh my god, that is a game, oh my god, he just got a fucking health pack.
Fuck!
Jesus, it's okay bro.
We played for another 30 minutes, you might actually land some Qs.
There you go.
I'm great, I'm great, I'm great, I'm great.
I'm just expecting a hundred gifted.
Yeah, we'll see about that.
You've never said all?
You know, it's been good vibes, bro.
I have to end this one, okay?
Jason, I'm going to be honest, you're going to miss every skill show and then you're going to start freaking out and banging your desk in about 35 seconds.
I don't think that's true at all.
BITCH!
Okay.
What, what, what, what, what, what?
It's okay, listen, you tried.
BITCH!
No!
Like why? Like why do you just-
Ok well that's the 3.
Look, that's just bro, like you really sat there and we cued fucking minions for 20 minutes
banged by a silver 2 times in a row.
Oh my god man.
Jason, Jason, Jason listen, listen, listen.
I'm listening, I'm listening.
It's like LeBron goes against a high school basketball player and intentionally throws
the game of horse so that the kid thinks one day he can become the next brawn.
That is not true.
You did not throw.
Jason, listen to me, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Listen.
One day, bro, you can take over the mantle of Challenger, bro.
And today you saw a little bit of what that means.
Like today what it was for you, bro, is this was like a rite of passage.
think I was fighting for my life bro I was chilling because I wanted you to win
Jason this is you unlocking your League of Legends story bro I did this as a
favor to the future you does that make sense though honestly it sounds like
Cove you were trying your hardest to win you almost killed me once and you
never got that they are again sounds to me like double or nothing double or
nothing um double or nothing wait down on my back you don't have that money
Okay, you want the 100?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take, actually, no, you,
you actually, yeah, I'll take that, I'll take that.
I'll take the humble rookie, I'll take it, I'll take it.
All right, gotcha.
All right, anyway, it's all a good run, bro.
All right, thank you, Barrel-A, I'll hit you, man.
All right, I'll see you later, please.
Please.
All right, it's, fuck, fuck, fuck!
All right, give me a second.
God damn it!
Fuck!
Alright, we paid up.
John Ches with the big hundred gifted!
Wow!
Thank you, man. Thank you. I appreciate you. You're the greatest
The good news is Gigi's Jason. Have a good one, bro. Anyways, the good news is guys
The good news is that now
One of you guys is a Saudi Arabian oil prince that's gonna sponsor me all the money
I just lost does that make sense?
One of you guys right now is sitting there and you're like you know what don't test you're such a great person
And a great content creator that I'm actually gonna sponsor everything
It's working
Jakey there in the five gifted house, and there's a month's of life rig 75 is that as well accusation. Thank you
Oh my god, oh my god, no way. Oh my god, no way. And Newt's there in the time to get
the tushab. Thank you. Uh, David there in the subs, Yanjie there in the 32 months, uh,
Slime, Morty, and Ewer there in the subs this fall. Thank you guys. Holy another five!
No in on actually just saved our fucking life. Holy shit
Right in on thank you so much, bro. Holy fuck. Thank you, and I try them into one so it's all mellow
Critter and Nico thing after the guests
Oh wait you guys all gifted wait holy fuck wait Nico critter and mellow. Holy shit. Thank guys all
thank you thank you bro all right guys we're good now now we're good now we're
good okay guys listen a non did another hundred I think wait no you don't
need the tad monster bro what is going on thank you for the time and she was
I'm 19 months as well welcome back and borrow from this all as well. Thank you guys
All right good. We're showing now. Okay. No guys quick question quick cut quick cat quick quick quick quick quick
Best heck room in the world quick quick quick quick
Okay
Oh my god
Thank you, okay guys quick question you guys
You can't stop now! It's okay! You guys can't stop now!
I forgot that when the time gifted. Thank you, Ro.
Okay guys, do you think we're gonna be able to win all the games now? Yes or no?
We're like 1 in 3 on the day so far. Which is like, fucked.
We're just doing what you ask. Okay, everyone chill now.
Now
Who wants to see a magic trick
Okay, who wants to see a magic trick you guys ready check this out
Abra
Abra
Fucked
We're just doing what you asked. Okay, everyone chill now
who wants to see a magic trick check this out
Abra? Abra?
KADABRA!
Alright, let's go.
What's up, buddy?
OMG, we're never reaching Challenger.
We are, dude!
Shut up!
Case, bro!
We're hitting it, though.
Chill!
We're legit hitting it.
Don't worry about it.
I would not be against it if there is a good game for Wukong I am down for it.
Wow, the only game we've wanted on Hecarim so far has been on Hecarim, so there might be a chance that maybe we just like all in the room.
It's like Loki might have to all in the room.
Bro! Jai! Jai!
But Jai there in time gets a free shot. Thank you bro.
No, you guys are actually crazy. Thank you guys all so much.
You guys are actually insane.
All right, we're gonna ban Lee Sin, let's do it.
Ban Lee Sin and I'll go crazy with it.
The little prince are crazy.
Yeah, I know.
The little prince are lowkey fucking like actually wild.
Okay, so so far the enemy team has locked in Alistar.
You guys know what I like against the All-Star?
Low-key? I like E.
I always tell you you're annoying at the beginning with all the controversies that you unturned about.
If you're seeing a personal video, I started growth and I'm proud of you.
Aw.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
I don't blame you though.
Most people always say I'm annoying before they actually watch their streams.
Then they still think that I'm annoying.
And then one day I become tolerable.
okay guys we're champion thinking here if we get a good game for mastery do you
guys want to see mastery would you ever do an omogal streamer tournament
that's something would be crazy and like them from us all I think wait let me
think I'm gonna go you this game
you're a hacker we'll go you will go you will go you he looks in
I
This should be a good game
Is it really view bots it is but I don't know how many view bots it is
So does anybody have the extension that says how many real viewers we have how many are y'all right now?
like how many reacts are in them it's like low-key how many are in them your
team is already arguing G gene yeah I'm gonna be honest I'm not a fit about it
either I thought I'm top a hundred on a model dude didn't a guy with riddle
down syndrome on Jinx the other day 7.2k what with Tyler one and Jinx alive no
no fucking way, no fucking way
no you guys are just making me feel better about myself
you guys are making it up
and uh, we have to have a good free shot, thank you
you guys are making shit up, no I don't believe you, I don't believe you
you guys just wanted to see me get happy after all the losses we had earlier today
At least 15 of us are not bots I'd say maybe we can even look at 20
You're Norway family five gifts at peace. I'm wrong. Thank you
Here we go down the top to bottom folk here here
Loki it's looking very good right now
Wait, what?
Mooda got banned!
Wait, he dead?
Wait, for what?
What the fuck?
Is that like doing something?
All right guys, I'm not gonna lie we might have to look for something here
Like as long as you just found the boss edge here, it's gonna get I didn't know that you could actually teleport over
So now all we got to do guys is just play for our folk here.
I'm gonna be honest, our comp is insanely good, like way better than the enemies.
So it should be good.
It's because he was getting botted.
Yeah, but Twitch doesn't bang for botting.
If they did bro, 90% of streamers would be banned, ironically.
And the thing is that like, look at someone in my case for example, like I don't buy any
view bots, but I get view botted for the past few days.
I'd really be down to play on this here, but what I'm wondering is, would I be able to
to look for double crab in here. I kinda want to go for block play. Guys if I flashed on
and vocals now that's brief
i mean what we could actually do to lowkey is we have to work on top gank
or we just play on another top debauched there
because i'm going to be honest with you like
i think we're in the okay this game
it's not a box you just came from that peak walkout three performance
yell yell yell yell yell
we are not going to talk about that here
they may want to do is to actually come the rappers and then we run it all the
the way to the ground here.
Nice.
They just got played with the full cleanse of dragon and we're going to be
chilling.
Because I'm pretty sure they cleared towards top right, so it should be free.
Okay, so the fury already died once, but Balian has a kill, and they're also up by a
a considerable amount of CSC
I'm gonna be honest guys, 14 CSC at fucking 4 and a half minutes
and someone to scoff at
hey fatty can you start winning? yo, yo, yo, yo
yo, I am not fucking fat
I'm big boned, there's a difference.
I wonder if we should just pound the gromp into Crabbisher.
Oh my god, this is so over for them.
I'm not going to go for the Vel'Kaul skill to be honest.
It's more if I just found this dragon.
Show me those green pits.
Yeah see I don't know I'm ever going to wear a tank top again to be honest.
I wear a tank top and then you guys start commenting on my green like they're not even
fucking green dude.
So we're going to do now is we're going to play on the top to bot clear and then afterwards
Actually, maybe I'll look for top kill first.
Oh, dude. Now this game looks like it's already over.
The only way it's not is if I get invaded here by the Owl Star and is in.
But it doesn't look like they're gonna do that. Thank god.
I
Can't be good good for them horrible for me
What the fuck are you doing?
No, what go check proxying. Are we serious?
when the onwalks back to him with full HP okay we'll fucking back to base for him
I think our best angle right now is we just look for the ball set after them we should be in this super good spot
I'm just saying guys, it really ain't looking that bad right now, low key.
but we just found the gromp into the blue here i think i'll be really chill
alright so now here's the real question
Can we look for a play?
Maybe a talent kill could be good here?
Yeah, you guys know about the fucking Dota?
Best hack from the world.
I think I'm just going to reset and play on Kraken.
Either that or I run straight bottom and look for a die.
You know what, Bokie and Bot can actually get him.
Alright, that's it.
I think our best angle right now is to just get the Kraken instead, and then after it's hopped to Bot Folklare, then it should be super insane for us.
I mean, like, if I could look for a kill on the Reven too, it'd be nice, but I highly doubt we'd be able to.
Muta is crashing out. Wait, how is he crashing out? Is he banned?
Unless you've been on Twitter or something.
Alright, let's go and reshare.
I wonder if we'd be able to actually get the rest of this like clear and then afterwards
look on dragon like a minute.
I'm the top lane challenge.
Yeah fuck that shit dude.
I realize that laning is the most boring thing you can ever do in league so I'm never
doing it again.
shadow band. Wait what? What do you mean shadow band? So if you search him up it doesn't show
anything. But if you go on Twitch.tv slash Muda. Wait here's shadow band. Wait that's
It's crazy.
Is it because he's been getting view-botted?
He's been getting, like, view-botted every day for, like, a month or some shit.
That's actually wild.
it's what we do now is we're just gonna play on the dragon and afterwards we can look on the crab
guys i'm gonna be real with you i literally don't have any play to make besides just like maybe
killing ballon and perma farming
that's unironically all i can do
I can always just like W the main damage like this.
just keep on, keep on
you know what's so sad? I think if I didn't get stunned there
instantly I could have actually lived for something
but I jumped in, could have actually gotten it done
I was just gonna go from 1 to 2000, virus 18 to 20k
but my real viewer count right now is under between 6 to 7 thousand
Uh, I know between that, just because someone's been devouting us or something, that's the
reason why it's like higher than that.
It would normally be.
Alright guys, talked about Focalia and then we'll get it done.
Guys, am I crazy for saying that I kinda wanna play some Zenzal games soon?
I will keep getting like an urge to play some Zin Zhao.
Well that's pretty fucking unlucky.
second mother
okay so we're gonna have to just play for hell then as it's once held and then we
just play soul
Okay, so what we're gonna do now is we're just gonna play on the bots at the top or maybe just like bot side then we'll see what we can do.
Like located at the top, that's actually look like you could be pretty okay for us.
look on this crab
oh my god this even have the range for this
I think I'll just have to run here.
holy fuck we went from one win away well it was one win away from grandmaster now the
ones were from challenger cause we are grandmaster
nice bone fuck up bitch
all right so now our best angle right now is if we just found my herald and after herald
we can look on drag
i'm a little worried that if ribbon comes like in test list so that she's able to just
like kill me
You got this? Yeah, it should be free.
It should be free, we're gonna be chilling, no worry about it.
Okay, so now if we actually just look on this...
in this.
I'm going to be real with the guys, I think we just did something go mid after, I'm going
to find a get fight.
This one is probably gone.
Perfect. And then now it's just like free health.
Alright, well listen guys, good news is that our ADC is so fed that the game should be
auto-one, but we also have Dragon and other laners are also winning too.
So it's like the Jason 1v1 is actually the mental reset that we needed.
I don't want to let all my camps just sit and do nothing.
Like, listen, it's hard enough getting partner, dude.
How the fuck do I even get a Twitch rep?
Nice.
Oh seven what dumb ass logic even is this yeah, I don't know either like
So twitch really shadow banned him because he didn't say that some random guy was you bought him
Did that's actually crazy what
You need to file a support ticket?
Okay, I'll file one after this game then.
I'll file one after this game then.
I wonder if we're going to be able to actually look for anything here.
Okay, wow, that is fucking terrible.
I mean our blitz is running out of baselows cause I should be getting...
Alright, I see a new chair.
I mean low-key what we could actually maybe do is look on someone who spawns
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin don't that's her new chef
All right guys 20 seconds till the drag is up
Listen as long as we get the dragon and solo
I mean dude, this is just so fucking ass. How do I even play this game?
Wait, might Ash end up losing this?
It might actually end up losing this game because we don't have anybody that's actually engaging
Oh, he actually has ult. Look at the voices actually fucking cracked though. Did we play
down this year
talented spots are to be free for us to just look on this
I need to stop using your Q first. Yeah, but dude, even if I find the angle, it doesn't
matter. This shows I just got jumped on and I die instantly. I need to like hang back
until the enemy already engages. Like here, maybe I could look for an angle in here. But
even now, if I go in, I'm dead.
Oh my f**k, I'm dead.
Okay, I'm going to keep it real. I actually didn't see the f**k out of that. I'm not
I'm gonna like pretend that I'm not gonna be pretending differently
That was like one million percent my bad
Then there's this in a few dogs cannot be stank
I
Guys pardon me once I should just get a guardian angel of mine the same for saying that I
Think like a straight up Jax has so much value here though
I don't even know he did not last fight. Yeah, I did learn nothing
All right, this is this actually could be game over show
Okay, so Zen goes in on me
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you guys this game felt like kind of unplayable for me, honestly.
Which is like crazy because I felt like it would have actually been a good E-game.
I mean, it would just stick to Akram today. It feels like Akram day.
Nice.
Alright, and then I was just on the game.
Cool.
Yeah, nice.
We're just on the game now.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
We just have a game now. Okay guys, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, give me a sec.
My life is a mystery, I know it's a mystery
I know that I'm a mystery to you
Nothing but the truth now
Nothing but the proof of what I am
The worst of what I came from
Hattons I'm ashamed of
Things that even I don't understand
I try to fix it, I try to fight it
My head was twisted, my heart divided
My life is all collided. I don't know why I didn't trust you to be on my side
I
Guys now I need to make a twitch ticket give me a second
Alright, let's do a new show
Twitch support
Contact support
Category account issues I guess
No, that's not a counter-issues.
Maybe...
General?
Account and security settings?
No, terms of service, let's do this.
No. I'll just say other general questions.
Subject getting view-botted. Hello, recently my streams have been getting
view-botted from the time I started them by about 10...
I'm just informing you of this, so you don'ts think I'm...
so am i here with the fire streamers the fighters no lying i'm flying the time in the fire
date of birth
why are we fucking serious i can't even do it there
dude fuck me so needs to go in another thing
other thing is it in general then
right so this is just so cancer like their director is so fucking bad
oh okay
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, guys, I can't even submit a case about this.
But it does seem like me submit a case about getting a view bought it.
Like, there's no normative case to be made about it.
What am I doing?
Alright, guys, that's human nature.
We need to get it done now.
And I sure have something on my mind.
Thank you.
What is the situation now?
Thanks, I think I'm good.
Yeah, I think I'll be okay too.
Like, it shouldn't be that big of an issue.
But that's kind of like the shit thing for Twitch though,
so they can't really do anything about it.
Because like, realistically, what's with you just around
ban banning people
you know
it's a guy's
was a brother does a job if i can't tell us bro
he's like a chill maxer on ironically
Alright, we're nine wins away from Challenger, interesting.
I miss you, man, James, today.
Everyone's me, too.
Double OP for a win.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Double OP for a win.
Who should we ban then?
I'm gonna be honest, I might hear the club game here. Please tell my own club.
BOOCK!
Run the Morda- Okay wait, first I can get a little bit of food in one sec.
I
All right guys I'm ready for it look at my look at my meal look look at this shit bro
Oh yeah, Greek yogurt with some protein powder, raspberry flavored protein powder, and the
yogurt ends up assuming the full flavor of the powder, so it's like raspberry flavored
Greek yogurt.
Beautiful.
come muda bro i'm in a fucking game right now
i mean come muda dude i'm in a game
all right, let's go this way
yogurt mayo, literally
mmm, delicious
Absolutely delicious.
He wants to play with you.
Don't even play with me.
Guys, I am not playing normal-
Okay, let me explain something.
Let me explain something.
Just so everyone's on the same page.
If I don't hit challenger in the next 5 days, I need to pay a flight to Florida so that Jingzi can beat this shit out of me in real life.
Guys, we can be doing side quests right now.
Like, already the Jason of Ween 1v1 was like enough of a side quest and the only reason why I did it was because like, I was so fucking tilted from the fact that we won like 1 win and 4 losses today.
That it's like I had to mount to reset somehow, but it's like we can't do that right now, bro
Okay, this actually chill
I mean, yeah, this is just fucking canceling
Oh
No flash, no ignite.
I don't know, it's on this time.
I want to be able to actually look for something here.
Like, Moki, now that I'm level 3, I don't feel like I'd lose anymore, do I?
Like real shit, I don't lose anymore, now I'm level 3.
We just permanently win.
And I rot there in the primal, thank you.
this should be free
okay realistically let's see I even right now
how much health can we get rid of
bro is he fucking serious
i mean if we get a few nice slams down i'm down for that
yeah welcome to fucking hell bro
Nice.
You know, there's always a chance that the Jace is actually ganking top here or something.
Let me just like, harch off this one and reset.
I feel like I'm at the point in the lane now where it's like, I outscaled his early damage.
Like, it seems like a lane where as long as you don't die early, you're chilling, but it's like I died early.
But it's like we're still chilling.
nice
oh my am I really getting a dying turn on?
how much more do I have? not enough?
Ah, god damn it.
I mean, Loki will take that. That isn't the worst.
The only one that kind of sucks is I'm almost doomed.
Pretty sure that the thing spawns a lot of 6-15 though.
That's actually so easy
But I just wish I had a quad or vain other those matchups have been a million times rather than this
I only had the first time this shit
Why do you play top lane, but I got fucking auto-filled
I literally just always get auto-filled nowadays I
I don't know why I either.
Wrong spell order.
Now it's a wrong spell order, you're supposed to go E max.
it's e then it's qw
i wonder if we'd be able to actually look for a place here
So Shen ultimate, nice.
Alright guys, genuinely not bad.
I'm going to be honest, I kind of just want to fucking...
No!
Okay
Yeah, we just have to keep monitor chair
No, I see that's what we need
see you like that's the show we need just like a hard job waving and afterwards
you'll see him on your tower I should be able to farm really nicely not what
they said if I happen to lane like it's all actually fucked I'm really bad
that. I want to save a little bit of money for sure.
Okay, so to now, so honestly, just like, keep him here, I think we're gonna be fine.
Did- did my flash- wait, did my flash just cancel my own W?
Are you fucking serious?
Guys, did my flash just cancel my own W?
Like, shampoos are so fucking disgusting, like I'm gonna be honest, like that shampoos
is just a shampoos fucking, like literal brain dead retarded people.
You know what I mean?
Like genuinely a shampoos brain dead fucking retarded people, it's actually so disgusting.
Holy shit dude.
Wow, you are trashed, wow.
Muda you're literally iron and you into Jengzee for three hours straight a few days ago
I pipe down to fire you bro. That's all I'm gonna say
You don't necessarily champion made for people without hands and even you manage to make it look hard cheers, bro
Fucking pieces shit bastard who need to look on this now
My thing is that as long as I just sit back it's gonna show
Cause the enemy was forced to like, all in to us, so like, as long as I get merched later, we're gonna be fun.
Nice! Okay, not bad.
We were versing a smurf.
Listen, if you keep wanting to convince your chat to that, bro, it is what it is.
You also entered the Azir too, that's all I'm gonna say.
to say I was watching that I was watching
but I'm gonna be honest about that entire coaching session there's only
one thing you did right and it was give Jinx your waves outside of that bro like
I can't even count on like both my hands and both feet bro like the amount of
mistakes that I saw shows crazy this looks insane
crossfire
I mean listen my W is up
yeah I'm just gonna fucking off thread
wasn't he saying that top laners are pedophile jewelers? well i mean they are
but the problem is that i got autofilled like i didn't choose to be here
you know what i mean? but i didn't choose to be here is the thing
Alright, let's go.
You look like you used your feats to count, I don't use my hands anymore.
Okay, I wonder if we can actually look for this here.
FUCKING CHRIST
Is there any way that we can actually win this one game?
No, it's crazy me that it feels like the Shen is there rejuvening health, like he doesn't have any health regen in this game
But it feels like he is
Such a retarded champion
Anyways, thanks for your stream.
It was a hard one.
Yeah, I can't even put it in.
It's just a bit harder.
Let it be soon for once on Mac.
Thank you. And talk to you in the comments below.
Find Dash, Machata, and Caitlyn.
Caitlyn can answer some questions.
There's no time to find.
But now we're getting to be bothered.
A real viewer count is maybe around like...
Maybe around like 6k.
I'm not gonna TP.
Bro, is playing a loli losing to Shen?
Well, yeah, first time a loli, bro, because I don't own Clad on this account, and I also
don't own Vine.
So it's like unironically just fucked.
There's literally nothing I can do.
Oh yeah, they lost the game here. I have a big cutoff.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donald?
Best heckle in the world.
I'm gonna be honest, I think our best angle is actually just running top and pushing top here.
You should have picked Garen, and roaming Garen is like great versus him to be honest.
But I'm gonna be honest, dude, Shen is just like a champion where it's like, if you don't
have a million hours on that specific champ versus a matchup you're just gonna lose because
of how broken it is.
So you just say this what it is
Fucking Christ
I mean, I really can't bear to think about it.
But I can't tell if I'm the best for Shaan. Thank you.
I mean, probably will I hit a game of the Wukong.
Logi Pryor had gone too, at some point.
point should do like Viber low-key and Viber's Chen doesn't work because he blocks
all your autos and even blocks your Q-phone on the second like unironically the issues
that when you lock in Chen there's just nothing the enemy team can lock in that is
even like any good so I could have maybe like mitigated the match upon like vain
Or fucking
Cleared right but so I don't know either of those champs. So it's just I'm lucky
I don't know why the fuck I've been getting out of fold every game though. It's actually really disgusting
I think over the last like three days. I've gotten out of fold at least four or five times
I'm like normally it never happens ever
So I don't know why the fuck all of a sudden out so every game
Special in jungles a role that people don't play that often
I think I'll be like Marchudzing with this.
I think I'll be like Marchudzing with this.
All right, low key we could actually pound merchuts and then after merchuts all resets
You have to see your jungler grace up with his presence.
Yeah, I don't blame him, bro.
If I saw Dantas on a lousy being owned,
it's like someone fucking gank him, either.
Okay, so let's see if we start right now, we get our merge reds.
Then all we need to get is our Kleberon, we win.
Like, they're just seeing Kleberon, we're gonna be fine.
I
Mean after this time time guys is just like a complete fucking freebie
Um, I mean it's as bad as it's always been it's not funny to like reason
I don't know where he's going, unfortunately he will not be able to pass the message on.
Let's hope they win the first month somehow.
dude, like why the fuck, guys is it normal that people get auto filled as often as I do nowadays?
like you guys watch other shimmers right? is it like normal? or is this like actually just crazy?
like is it normal or is it crazy?
cause like I swear I'm perma fucking filled dude
Like literally perma-filled.
It feels ridiculous.
I have felt once in 70 games.
I wonder if the other high-level streamers experience this too.
I guess for me it really feels like it's like at least I would say 10-15% of the games are
autofill.
I only watch you play League, I don't know if you know.
I'm gonna see if I can maybe look towards mid on something here.
Okay, so Dragon's up in 30, if I teleport to that to be one.
Yeah, I think I can just play for TP here.
She's announcing the board song.
Alright, let's head off.
Okay, so money dies guarantee
Well, there's no way that doesn't connect nice
No, I scud free we take those
It's good to bone
Yeah, I'm gonna be real for you guys. It's actually looking good as fuck for us
Okay so 2000 gold if we reset right now, sell our Duelins play then we actually get our
Eclipse, which is going to be huge.
And a Javer up there in the prime, and T-Bone there and so on and so on, thank you.
Is he going to co-shade?
I'm taking so once we'll see ya.
I think our best angle right now, Loki perma grouping seems like it could actually be really
nice.
I'm not getting that double LP.
Apparently if you spam Controls you actually get the double LP, so I'm going to try buying like 30 Controls.
Yo you guys know about the fucking Donald?
Best couple in the world.
You know, let's actually buy like 50 Controls.
Because apparently like 50 Controls, I'm not kidding, like if you buy a fuck ton you actually get it way easier.
Don't ask me why, but just how it is.
Alright, let's see what we know.
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That makes me so mad
Did that actually makes me so mad though
Like I'm not enjoying but actually makes me so fucking mad that's like actual
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The shirt thank you, bro, it's low-key chung right now
See because you got carried yeah, I was funny dude
Was the mic a part of the song? Nope.
Alright, it's gonna go Jinx later, Jinx is down for them down.
you didn't mess up the early game to be honest
yeah but dude it's not my fault that Shen is that fucking broken though
like
that's serious what it is
the Mahon video was funny i shed the reaction yeah it was good
let me see
where is it
the most fucked up shit ever
yo what's
one of the greatest gaming streams ever recorded
along with speed's early stream
Why did this guy say this?
Like, what, why would that guy ever say that?
I want to get better at singed at any advice, drink poison, and game another, I shoulda.
All right guys, Lee Sin is done, what do we do now, what are we thinking?
It's like, what are we thinking here?
Do you know there's a second account for the lives FF?
I mean it's a new one we've only out for about like a few weeks now.
Okay guys real question, do you think that we're going to be able to get a good match
up this game?
Because I really don't want a first pick.
I really don't want a first pick.
Dude, I really don't want a- whatever.
If they lock in kitchen, I'm gonna lose my mind though.
Okay, let me eat some sourdough bread. One sec.
I need timing at the time, let's go.
my support is in the autofill jungle man
wow
Wow
Dude what the fuck is this shit
Like my my sub I mean, you know what maybe one be lines. I'm not gonna judge it. Maybe you actually won't be lines. We'll see
W sourdough bread? I think sourdough is unironically the best kind of bread there is though.
Like on some real shit it's generally the best kind of bread there is.
Bye, farm.
Okay, so now we can just play top to bot, we look on the bot crab and then we should
be in a super good spot.
in queue is respectable. Yeah, but the thing is I don't choose when my ads go off. Well,
I'm glad that they went off during that time, but normally I don't choose the times.
Other sets like auto.
Okay, real shit. Top to bottom, sabaccab is actually insanely good for us.
That ruins everything.
I know I'm kidding, that actually ruins everything.
Okay, it still could be good for us though.
My look on the rest of the boss side of the game will actually be chill, but there's no
way that this is how it ever invades me on this, so I think it's going to be fine.
I definitely will end up looking for a second smite on the red hero though.
Only reason why is cause like since I fucked up the ground clear, I'm never able to get to grab on a good time right here.
Unless I smite cause it like makes up for all the time I lost.
I was always the chance that 10 clear cards top you guys.
oh my god dude oh my god no that was almost so sick fuck my movement was so
I don't know what's in there.
Aww...damn.
My movement was almost perfect.
I mean, it was perfect.
I just suck at you flashing about the
the area before I got my time proc.
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So just found this and then we get it
He has no good play countering it and this has you just retarded
what's so fucking hard
as I remember all you ever even wins this probably not right
oh she has a wheelchair oh wait a second
nice well played good shit
are they up to what?
to have to fly out to tampon springs and have jinxed with the shit out of me
so we need to get it done now
like we lowkey need to get it done now
You're just going to bot stack here, then after you look on the craps you see.
Like as long as you pound this craps you're going to be in a very nice spot.
I would have loved to actually look for some kind of gang committed by all means possible.
Our ace already has completed my allies.
That's kind of insane.
Ten seconds on my ult here.
I don't think I'd be able to actually make a play with her though.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I'm with this right now.
The only thing that I should be doing is just playing Dragon secure while my laners just went on their own.
Imagine if Dawn is supposed to go on more dresses than I want her to shit guys.
Okay, now why are you imagining that?
Okay, do we have a chance that she got anything here?
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Maybe there's some botside camps?
If I could have used some botside camp or two that would have been even better for play.
Tell Jhinx you guys to ask back on the agent.
I mean you probably won't by the end of the day honestly.
We're gonna have to talk to bottom then after we'll look on the uh, the pub.
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Just bomb all the way to clogs them just when the game
We have talk it's actually a decent plus right now
That's one.
That's two.
That's three.
Oh!
That's one, that's two, that's three, let's make it four, baby.
All right, there we go, clean ace.
I think my best bet right now for itemization is for just getting like, I'm the song you're
on to see.
I
Very just got this shun them when
All right, let's see guys
It's a long order to apologize, I apologize for that dude.
The guy who just cheeses every single game to get his like medium meal or rank of like
ratmastering, sure as hell.
Not an issue.
I'm gonna be honest, I think we genuinely just forced Baron here.
No I'm kidding, I think we literally just forced the shit.
So the problem with like Avalon specifically, well both those champs they named, is that
they're both champions that without objectives you're just gonna lose the
game. I've learned this especially as a champion where you're always gonna play
for kills but you're not gonna get anything with those kills and then you're
gonna lose games with 30 kills. The second you start putting more of a focus on
dragon I'm telling you your rank is just gonna like skyrocket.
I
See
All right guys, we're gonna have to reach this here
can i get my item? nice
no you guys don't motherfuckers don't
nice
nice
and uh june will come the 5 months on mark
thank you
Alright.
I didn't even just take the spine and then afterwards we end the game, no.
Like real is sickly the enemy team shouldn't be able to do shit to us anymore.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLTL?
That's HackerMilk World.
It's good supremacy.
Um.
I wanna put on wrappers and then we'll come to body.
Can't escape that, can't run!
HAHAHAHAH
Bro, what the fuck is happening in this game right now?
Like, I'm genuinely asking, what the fuck is happening in this game?
Alright, let's actually see if we just shop through botcher.
I think as long as our Rengar goes mid to play Baron mid we should be completely fine.
So, solid spin.
Oh, you guys know motherfuckers total?
Best hack in the world.
That's actually crazy that they got the double TP.
like double tb there is asha wild what the fuck
I think I should win the game off though now.
Just trying to think if I'd be able to actually like do anything here.
Like with my mana do I want to like walk up, do I want to look for a fight?
I think I could probably just end.
I think I'll say zero weight there apart from my guess you'll who's that
No, I literally had my E leap three times there because she went fucking in this every single time
Oh, that's where I can be like a soul down now.
Oh, dude.
Guys, you know what the real problem of today's humus?
I ate frozen yogurt before the day started, and because of that it threw off my entire fucking brain and body.
I'm not even kidding like it literally threw up my entire brain and body for the entire day
So I felt like like a low key retarded because of it like not even trolling. I swear to God
It's the frozen yogurt dude
And I'd give them the prime in bed and so I saw so she got them the gift
Thank you guys. I'm having juice and promise all I didn't burn the sub
I mean more doesn't have anti, I don't know if the one is this.
I don't know, oh no, oh wait, oh that's game, that's game, that's game, that's game, we
have to end now, we have to end now, we have to end now.
We have that now, we have that now.
I said it just so in vain, it's so in vain. We have that now.
They know all.
I mean, what's retarded is the fact that like, her healing is literally like insane.
He was doing half of her health every single auto attack, I don't know, that's possible.
Okay, so now what we need to do is just skip on one.
That did the sauna, well the sauna literally healed her for I'm not even kidding you, like 500-600 health and something
Which is like insane
Literally fucking retire bro
Okay, does this even get for us?
Let's have a...
I mean, if you guys saw it, it's taking longer than I thought.
They don't understand that they are far less important than my yogurt consumption.
I don't know what to say.
I feel like we can...
I feel like we can hold...
We're outscaled.
We're actually not, for sure.
I think we actually tried to do a force and un-cure, I'm going to sell salt here.
I feel like bringers are just out and running down mid here.
what was the song called two songs ago pls I beg of you
I
More sauce no anti-hero
Two songs ago
Nellie just a dream reflex remix. Reflex with the 2x's.
Guys, I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know if we won the same one.
But I think we might unironically just share a blues.
I mean like, maybe we can hold, maybe we can all base here.
Oh my god.
Today I'm actually just playing some shit today
They're actually through'em
Yeah
Unfortunately
I just didn't even saw shit
I mean like to be fair, I played bad too, but yeah, Amorakazha had no anti-heal versus
Ocean Soul and two insane healers.
Rengar did nothing post like 10 minutes into the game.
Rely also like did nothing as well post lane phase just...
Yeah, overall it was just like a really really really rough game.
You know what I'm saying? I got more fun than just from the game.
Well, I mean, like the second we lose soul, the game becomes way harder, you know?
So it's like, that's on me. Like, us losing soul is, like, made it way harder, you know?
I'm going to support Mordekaiser, we're just crazy now.
I promise that our Mordekaiser is an unplayable matchup top lane, so we have to swap.
And then afterwards our support was like autofolks too.
There's no more bunch of times. No I agree.
I could play a great battle that game.
So it is.
Okay guys what do we think for champion this game?
anybody have any ideas
on the right not to fill in the park and uh... the heck from the city
please remove okay any champion but that
Look at any champ except ad.
We're gonna say level 2 and bait this game. Probably not to be honest.
Talon, Lucian, McCaulay and Milia.
you know what actually goes hard this game
i really want to do it though
yeah i am
alright let's sit up
blue cane goes fucking insane this game
Let's go, Smirron.
Yo, you guys know what the fuck is going on!
What the fuck are you guys doing nowadays?
Hopping back on the Dante fan wagon, now that you're on the up and down.
JK wins this shit game.
Get out.
Get Sussan.
I want to do this.
That's actually extra I get here.
But I moved 3rd and 6th one so I'm back.
And uh...
Wudai there in the promise hall.
Thank you guys.
I already have a chance over so I'm already on Kain.
Uh, because I think it's just...
I don't know, Haggrim I think it's just Butter.
My 10 and ability haze fills rather than like 20 movements, we don't already have like 6 or like 7 or 800, no?
Alright.
Blue cane in this game? It should be a blue cane game, yeah.
Everyone else moves so hard every game.
why do you never play shin j4 or grave I feel like you I don't like job in her
graves but Zen have actually been considering it a lot recently but you
might actually run it sometime
okay guys I'm gonna be honest I wanted some crazy shit this game
I
You know, no way that I'm getting invaded on my boss and I
Okay, so you guys remember when the one chatter said are you gonna level to this game like level to cheese?
Your wishes Mike and I go check this out
there's no way that they end up coming for me here is there hope not
okay so we're gonna do nose rule just play for as well as enough for us all
look on the girl I'm just wondering if I would be able to actually get his
boot share okay I'm just gonna I'm saving my smite in case
now i really hate this idea
i'm gonna be honest with you guys i really hate the idea
it's like go for a lucian kill then the problem with it is that like
what if milio comes and saves him? what if now Talon gets him? they're my boss and then i'm fucked, you know?
But there are just too many things I can go wrong.
Okay, so the tongue goes top.
I don't think he had a blue buff.
So I'm gonna see if I can do 3 count of this top slot and then either one gromp or wolves and then died.
That'd be willing to actually bet that that's the guy's assumption too.
So just from Krags and Effort to look on botcrab.
Alright, so we have our bot back in lane here, so if you want to look on this crab it
It should be okay.
I'm just gonna re-clear my Raptors here.
No real point during anything else, honestly.
I
Should be a free way to kill the illusion I'm gonna you're ready. I need to get there and I need to get there now
I'm just gonna chase us
As long as I can dodge this Q here it does.
I trolled.
I mean I trolled, I fucking trolled.
Dude! Fuck! I'm just retarded.
Okay look, so what we do now is we have to get this shit here.
uh... i don't really get boots i mean i should just sit on a brutalizer
how does what's that what's in csc on thirty three
so that's one full clear plus two camps
let's assume that it's his camps that he actually took
so many of those chants on my top side is actually uh... up here
maybe not like all three but maybe one or two
loves the ass
gromp yes please
so now we just have to play for the top to bottom and we're gonna get him
so we already know you just gotta play on the gromp and then after gromp we look on
I
Bitted you fucking stupid bitch
But they need to kill everyone if you like, I can't just feel like one or two.
Nice, very good.
And then I'll get double on server also to challenge everyone. Boots, it's very nice.
I need to get my fucking uh...
My form soon though.
I feel like blue looks a good tier, but lethality red doesn't look that terrible either.
I really thought he'd rather locate us on that, that shit here.
Okay, so we'll just get the red here and then after that we'll look on the rest of the topside.
Alright guys, soft side clear and then come up on the grubs.
Yeah, I'm here to call you sir for now.
It's blue for sure.
Yeah, but the thing about blue this game is that I don't think blue allows me to kill
they call you ever.
But I think lethality red actually would.
I think I'll just go whichever form I end up getting first.
I think that's probably my best option here.
Okay, that's a dark harvest point.
So Talon's bought Retreat, so we should just be able to use his raptors for free right
now.
Let's actually do that right now.
Okay, there's still like looking around mid.
But maybe if I were to actually play on some on the top side here it works.
Are there any cannons for me?
I'll take Krugs.
Wait, okay the turret shot Ash had that, wow.
I'm going to be real if I get it, I can't believe that.
His turret and Ash had damage, you feel me there.
The last shot literally hit me for 450.
Doesn't this give me a repetitive after a while?
Well that's why the real draw to it is in the fact that you're playing a game.
It's more of a thing of like it's competitive.
I think our best angle right now would actually be we just found the Krags and the nephrons we looked for the topside.
Like it's actually our best bad right now.
Okay, so we're going to now use some pan-waves and then we'll look on the rest of this here.
I'm not even trying my brain, but it's just like it's not functioning today.
what the fuck am I doing?
okay we're gonna have to make this run up
I mean how fucking it says this nice
Okay, that was actually kind of like insane damage all things can
You put the music up. Yeah, but dude, I can't even get a hype to right now
Like my brain literally just feels slow right now, I don't even know what the fuck it is, it just feels slow.
Alright, let's go.
Considering that we can actually, like, maybe trade a kill or two.
how much land does he have on 30?
As long as the town doesn't round me just like pop out in fucking one tap me, I'm okay here.
And then I can get a folk there, and I'll actually start slowly scaling back into this.
Yo, you guys know about the puppy doll?
Nice one.
That's Valens.
I'm rolled first item, 53% on rate.
That's Valens.
Okay, so our best angle right now, you know what, fuck it, I'll get umbral too then.
I think it's actually okay on Kain too.
i don't think i'd ever be able to actually kill the uh... the coli car
that this is okay that fucked around
but i still think we can win like there's always a new surrender
yo you guys know motherfucking donal? best heck room in the world
okay nice
that was up in one
oh my god yes nice
so we can do some assembling towards
Guys won't be a good item to like chain
I'm also considering maybe like
Come on, I should see
Like I think maybe sir all this could be good serpents maybe like
We need Tabby's as blue cane now definitely not
Okay, so there's big shutdowns on Lucian right now, as well as Akali.
I don't like the idea of trying to kill him in the air.
They're calling.
Well, I give a second. Long ball, I know.
All right guys came back just in time to vote nor did the surrender vote let's get it done
I'm going to be real, I think winning this game is going to be insanely fucking hard.
Came into my lane at level 3.
Has this guy retarded?
Wait, I don't even think I died early this game at all.
What?
What does seeming came into my laner level 3?
I mean our only real angle is the fuyashi group.
And not to kill the sion.
You did get Bacchia kill?
When? When you're chasing Melio?
Oh, that was like level 5 though.
Okay, um, is there any way that I can actually look towards anything at all?
Okay, well the good news is they found Borgman and then Katerina got so
trade kill now. I need to get a strippin' so if I don't get a strippin' it's fucked for me.
Then Lucian take the kill.
Might of.
Right so every single one of these games is always like, it feels like it's a competition.
Competition like some of our competition to win for my team as a competition of like who can find the most like
Exoteric reason ever as of why I lost our team the game
They literally every game literally every game
Okay, so we have to give every in-hip, but would we be able to get anything if we give
all of this stuff?
Okay, so I guess we're actually not able to actually look for any kind of fights, cool.
been performing pretty as though, regardless of my performance, I'm just saying that every
single game it's always like, oh yeah.
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to make you run it down in a way that you wouldn't normally do it, right?
You need to rejuice, but they be just hot copying.
Like I'm not in King of like 30 seconds ago.
Why is the challenge dropping any like 600 loss than you?
Because it's just player count and death.
Like and you have way more players, so because I have more players it just allows for more
things to happen.
All right guys, Akali Rakan, I'm sorry, yeah fuck this shit, I think we've only won two
I'm just like running for the rest of the day.
Jinx he say can't imagine anything without a leak called Junko.
Bro, he's in the middle of an R6 game.
The fuck do you mean called Junko?
Oh nice, so I lock in Hecarim and they lock in Shen and Rek'Sai.
But I mean to be fair what else am I going to pick this game?
Diana?
What a horrible game.
Hi, let's see you guys.
And you would have like 20ish countries when you have 3 for the NA server?
Well yeah, exactly.
Like, EOS has, I think, like, double the player count that NA does.
They like double the player count.
Why don't you mute chat?
Because even muting chat isn't going to make my teammates want to win.
Like imagine a new chat right now, right?
And my teammates see that they have a guy on their team with a username Don Tesseram,
we saw it losing.
Then they're just going to send them back, yeah fuck this guy, I might lose but at least
I can get a reaction algorithm, right?
So the only way is like streamer mode, which kind of helps.
I think my machine pot towards top of this game.
I want to try out the
like top path when I'm against Shen.
I think it would be way better actually.
It's Talon or Rek'Sai every game? Yeah literally.
Talon, Rek'Sai, Graves, or, uh, Orlesen?
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Orables and it's like the only time I buy and she ever dies if they're literally fucking retarded when we've said is like like that and they're guns
Chams out there slow five I
Just fine I can survive are this one like it's on the sun over here
More line prefects to us too, mic time per minute
What's wrong with your elbows?
Nah, just kills are always digging into my chest, that's why
Okay, it's to our best angle right now and probably be looking on the crab and then maybe
even the grub too.
I don't know crabs or no crab, I mean we're just on this.
So I said has no ulti needs recalling.
Great bro.
Great though, that's what that quite is in her most furfucked.
I wonder if there would be an angle for her.
Nice.
Alright, let's even get this here then.
Oh nice, and then Ash just died solid too.
Is there any way that I could get here in time and actually kill this?
Okay, I'm not wrong. It could be one of them. No, I'm taking your wave. I'm feeling like you're one and three shut the fuck up
I'm taking your wave every single time. You're literally one and three. Sure. You're fucking discussing with
Okay, so now can look on bots atop and then afterwards maybe we can resell look on drag
reason why I'm saying maybe is cuz our
Mid is on to our top is on one and our bot is one and four
So it's it's a bit of a fucking doozy right now when I press stop
Every team has two knockups this game.
Yeah, the comm is a little late, so we're fine.
What kind of fucking cancer is this?
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Over his power and then you become like double the human instantly
That's here, but it's like like me. It's like already dude. Like you're playing rocks in it now
You have the fucking rock along should be what am I supposed to do?
I
Best I would probably just be looking on something
It's a rax eyes top is there any chance that something bot side is up
absolutely nothing
okay, that's actually huge, we trade the one for one
and then I'll just run up here and we can even look on this
I don't know if it's so hard every game.
Is he here now?
If it's a rec sized bot, if I could get this herald, I can actually carry this one.
I'm saying that's sarcastic like I'm the first.
This one looking now bad to be completely fair.
As long as I'm doing well I can't give a fuck if my team is like 0-1-30.
It's so vulnerable.
well there is good news good news is we kept it all so we could actually look for a play
dragon 30. We're doubling enough to go Serox, but I don't know what I'm gonna do after Serox.
Alright guys, we might actually have an angle on this as long as nobody in
I have 20 seconds, literally almost 400 health each, I have a ruby crystal, I can't move
by just like before I finish here in CC
fucking cancer
alright
and the amount of 36 in one so far
thank you
jesus 68
alright
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So we can laugh and let me go, and I find heaven down this road
and
the latest lines
I said they didn't even try to turn on the Zari. Congratulations.
I mean like, this is just such a cathartic game.
down this
Guys, I'm gonna be honest this is actually such an insane game
Wow
What a fucking insane game dude
is this just that i don't think i can ever kill the raxa i don't know how we would ever
kill the raxa
I
Can't scar an angel
If he's not gonna die to that, we might have to actually fucking FF this game.
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Yaaayyy!!!
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2...
Genuine Cross しゃぬ!
I would assume that the answer is yes, but I just want to have it confirmed for myself, just so I can see.
Top laner, Auto-Feld.
Mid laner, Akali one trick, and me mid took Akali from him.
Wow, my ADC is actually a 2000 LP, ADC main.
That's fucking crazy.
Oh well.
reset at this guy hard huh
and my support is like
baseball
discover the map i mean the things that delay so even if i cover the map it
doesn't change anything
yet the rest of the con
combos just like way too strong like it actually is
oh shit
with eagles and ten years that we should
thank you
holy fuck okay Igor I'm talking to you with a crazy one now
that's like now we actually go fucking crazy
I mean Midlaner said the game was your fault Saaj
and me when I want attention
when I can't get attention because I'm good at the game or funny so I try to get it by
more like, making shut up to rage bait other shrooms, cheers bro.
Alright, is he going to coach today?
Umm, I mean I'd be down to.
I read down to if he wants
Are we back to masters well, it's cuz the cutoff is like weird like it goes up every day
But then just gonna like auto lock like insolock heck remember game for the rest of the day, honestly, I inspired like our best play
Like we just didn't saw a catcrumb every game, rest it in, then we should be fine.
I just got a 15 game losing streak, I'm trying not to be depressed though, 15 is fucked bro.
Like 15 is like actually like fucked, but at 15 losses in a row you don't feel like
turning up ever again
alright guys Yasuo, Zerath, Hecarim, what are we thinking about this game?
it's like Loki, what are we actually thinking right now?
if you're getting more wreckside games then nah i don't think i'm gonna lock anymore bro
but i'm gonna be honest with you the the wreckside thing like yesterday we should have just like never even done it honestly
jinx is gonna be beating your ass no we're fine
All it takes is like one or two days of being like locked in and it's just instantly...
instantly challenging her.
Alright guys, Baris, Hymer. How could my skipper actually...
I mean I don't think that would be impossible, but it's just more of a thing of like, I don't have to go to Florida for it.
So I'm not against, but we'll see when the time comes.
Alright, Anivia, Rel, Hymer, and Varus.
Wow, unreinacted.
So who the fuck is their jungler this game?
Guys, is it Hymer, Dinger, or Jungle?
there's literally no way, right?
from my fucking ear
like there's unironically no way, right?
i mean it's either a hammer jungle or a forest
but other where i feel like it's fine now
what the fuck there's literally no way
I was like five games in a row and I'm playing ends diddy dong or jungle with exhaust
That's fucking wild dude. Wow
Okay, we're definitely gonna invade him then like he's gonna want to play for his vocal if we don't allow that we're gonna win
just saw him as well too like he's helping us on this red buff right
are we?
like it's crazy cuz our jungler isn't even a part of that play you know what I
I mean like his entire team just ran at me like fucking rabid animals
To a play that he's not even a part of like it's actually wild
Can't hear best bet here so you just found the red into Crogs and afters we look for bot Sunred
I
I get a lot of time where it's awesome.
is my team win this year you know what I think my actual angle is if we want to win this
one okay so assume that right now I've run at this crab is he already on it
so that's step one yo you guys know motherfucking don't best heck room in the
the world.
Okay, so getting crab is step one.
Getting double crab is step two.
Okay, now an invader on his topside.
That sounds great.
So what we'll do is, we'll just hop to bot Folkler, I'll be stronger than him, and then we'll get him to just play on the dragon.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to actually get the upgrade that's might be for dragon though.
Because for that to happen, we would need the game to be at like 5 minutes 30, and I really don't think it takes me a minute and a half to Folkler my camps.
If I could have gotten an invade on his like wrapper cam that just respawned me.
Maybe, but it ends.
But I don't have the timer for it.
Okay, so it's guys like skipping camps to look for ganks as Heimer.
That is fucking crazy.
How does he can test anything?
Cool, Heimer?
Well, it's not really that hard.
because the thing about Hammers is he's all shot on anything, even in jungle role
all it takes is you setting up a bush full of turrets and then you just one shot him by the lockstone
no matter how ahead or behind you are, you just one shot him on
unless you're full tank with 3 magic groups in the side, that's the case and it's different but it's never the case right?
,
and
Yeah, the thing is that one of the reasons why I think Hecarim is actually an insanely
good pick versus Heimer though, is because Heimer ends up trying to land his W and E
on me, but with Ghost as pressure I just have run everything some way faster than he
does.
Yeah, so I have turrets that have beach fire, it's slept in, it's killed on, so I'm going
to offer it.
Yeah, but that's the thing, it's like if you give the first two dragons in my time and
of those who dragons you go out your turrets up for the plays right?
It's probably not really an angle for me to look on in maybe a kill.
So Loki, maybe I should just like share a preset button.
Like share a preset could be good.
I want to get a...
Marisha has this game for sure.
I'm not even going to buy her two boots right now.
Is there another health item outside of like Cleaver that could be good?
So I don't really like, so I don't really like Georgian Clip at the same time and I don't
think there's another alternative.
Can play a horror game, we'll see.
And then near future, maybe.
Alright, we're just gonna play top to bottom and afterwards we'll reset the grubs.
I mean, I'm not like what the fuck, in the 20s, right now.
Part of me wants to skip Krags to look for the kill on Boffa, I don't think it would
should be possible nice all right nice so now we can just reset and then we
get our items and then we can also look for grubs. I mean it looks free as fuck right now.
As Jinxy if he wants to play Koshigan with you guys, well it's going to be early June
sometime yet. Rachel on your own streams? Yeah but it's unusual like this. As you guys
this morning I had frozen yogurt and because of that my like brain and body has felt really
out of whack
i don't know if it happens to you guys too but when my meals are like kind of like a regular to a point where it's like
like i eat weird stuff
early in the day it throws them out for the rest of the day like really really badly
so this is why i've given my gameplays that has been kind of like suffering
I don't think my Xerath ever kills this here.
my ass would really just die.
Bros Blaming is losing on frozen yogurt, unironically.
Okay, I'm gonna look on the raptors here and then we'll play on the crugs.
I don't know if I'll be able to look for dragon as it spawns on.
I
Would just play for this we resummon after that we should be done
You know what now we're not gonna look at the world
and
On your fingers in my hair and hide under my covers
You shouldn't be long enough as we should run after each other
we can share our secrets till the smaller one under the cover
Very melodic song, bit of a weird message, but not your song, okay, so now after this
I'm just gonna tell him to grab it and then we should be able to win.
You know, even if I die, I'm not actually that mad about it.
Yeah, I cannot show I'm that mad about it, I'll take it.
Uhhh... Fuck tier 2 boots, I'm just gonna play for...
I look for this here.
Nah.
It's a Canik game?
Uh, not really.
I mean, they sound like Renekton, I'd say, AD Varus as well.
It's all with Canik.
I might just like, sound down to Spirit Massage and then maybe get a, er, like, Spirit Massage
on the Earth, Spirit Massage on the Earth.
Spirit Massage on the Earth.
And then I would just wait for the boss to land and then forward to Mesa.
Next playtime is on her feral too, just got to be that for now.
Now would it be nice to actually have this crap too, yes.
But I don't think it would be up, would it?
probably not, let's see what we can do then
let's watch
oh
really well I mean bro like we're getting fucking to beat on by the enemy
with nactin and they're literally just five my gun is saying no word I mean
they're you don't even have your first I mean even if you talk or you're with us
like like I'm gonna be real with you but listen I'll give it a buck I don't
only as a fact that there was no more that you unimpact on my fight
jesus christ
no wonder you're on a logic willow test this
yeah but bro like
I've been listening to hardstyle all day, leading up to this.
I know I'm bullshitting.
It just isn't a hardstyle vibe to you, trust me.
The frozen yogurt fucked my shit up.
I think I'm just going to walk into Hekrem every single game.
I'm going to first pick it too.
I'll just first pick it from her.
I'm very walking kindred, we'll deal with this
There's no eight games away, no, but it's fun
We're just experiencing a little bit of turbulence. We're gonna get over it soon though
That's where it hards out DJ.
It's gonna be honest, I don't really have any.
I was listening to rubber songs but I know the guy that's like, oh yeah, I listen to everything from this guy to this guy somewhere.
Oh, the good news is that Garen's actually putting up a generational performance.
Not for our team though.
That's a game. We can buy some, let's go.
Alright, so now all we gotta do...
Let's get our items and then we can be challenge.
12 seconds after our ult.
Yeah, I don't think we can really do anything right now.
Fighting with our disabled Garen, I don't think it's the only one in this game.
Conquer on Hecarim better for newer players.
I don't think so, but I'm gonna be honest, I think Conquer in general is just so last.
Which is like sad, but...
Conquer just can't be good on Hecarim unless they do like significant changes to the way his kit functions.
Or that Conquer works.
Cause like, some readers search will literally give you more ID than a fully stock Conqueror.
And it's like, oh wow, we missed out on a tiny bit of healing.
Yeah, who gives a fuck, you know?
The thing about Hecarim is that weirdly enough as it sounds,
but Counter-Hecarim the hardest is actually people kiting him.
Which you wouldn't expect because his entire kid revolves around like, well, the entire kid.
His entire thematic revolves around movement speed, right?
Um, but yeah, no. So that's why, like, some research just, like, fixes way more issues.
do i really want to get sterax? no, i don't. because if i get sterax they have 2 champs
that can break shields on their team. renek did empower w and raw lq. now obviously they
have to be good enough to activate that function already but I don't ask him.
getting a mojo back slowly but surely getting a mojo back slowly but surely
guys, Hecarim every game I'm playing with him. It's a Hecarim date today.
The only thing is I don't have a smite here, but on the Ash I made it.
I'd be so in 20 seconds. I'm gonna reset for it. Oh
Yeah, I'm good now, bro
30% tenacity 20% tenacity
25% tenacity 15% tenacity fucking chairs, bro. That's about have a lot of fun. I'll make sure of it
They're in Tark, Teamcom are also on CC'ing.
I don't think we can do anymore.
I'm so bad at this game of watching it is awesome, it's gonna put you in a...
But you know what would be fucking sick if I gave me double LP for this game?
That'd be fucking sick, I don't think they know.
But that'd be such like a nice thing.
I want a different song oh yeah it's a parallel lines let's take it on
Yo, how much you paypal this Rao?
I mean, talking to that champion, you're playing like Hammerdinger jungle is fucking wild.
Hammer jungle, bro.
I think you have double LP, it's on autofill.
Yeah, but sometimes if you queue a priority roll, which jungle is, they'll just randomly give you double LP.
But I don't think they're going to get frostbite, won't ya?
Yeah, I was honestly gonna go crazy, yeah?
This one's for you guys.
I'm gonna be honest guys, I think if we just queue out from the rest of the day, we can
actually make up all the LP that we lost so far today.
So it's like we can actually fix today, we can fix the day.
And Cardi can also welcome.
Thank you.
is to win so and Bob and number thing I saw the primes
so it's all we got you know
we're actually back now I know I'm telling you we are now like generally now
we are
I haven't heard this song in years what the fuck so this playlist right is my indie electronica playlist
And this was actually the only kind of music I used to listen to
Uh when I was around like 13
And I would play League of Legends off like I didn't I didn't chew back them and literally my entire playlist was just this
and I remember at one point I went to like a friend's house
And everyone was like putting on different songs on the ox
They're not one point I put one of these songs on and everyone looks at me like dude. Are you depressed?
Now it's like no bro like it just sounds good. That's like they didn't believe me and
Crystal's seven the sub welcome and me take them in the family song. Thank you guys
Like now I'm talking we're gonna be charming
You're so back now. No, we actually are now now we're gonna be good bro now we're gonna be good
and
guys all we need are two more wins two more wins are back about 700 or 600
it's like it's all we got to do right now
I don't listen to songs when I play League. I have Dante's stream on and streams motivate me.
That hammer only plays hammer jungle? Wait, are you serious?
Scootal moose. I mean, I'm just gonna say it, dude. I'm just gonna say it.
And I'm sorry if you guys think this is offensive.
But there are some people that have such IGNs, right, in games, that are so indicative of them being retards,
and then they're going to play the most retarded shit ever, or they're going to play, like, retards in-game.
And it's like, when you see a name like Scoot-a-moose, you know what I mean?
It's like, you already know that this guy's going to be the biggest dumb fuck you've ever played with.
You know what I'm talking about? Like, you just know this inherently.
Like, oh, we got Scoot-a-moose, you know what I mean?
Like let's find some more names like this where you're like, dude, what the fuck am I reading?
What's it what's another good one?
Noisy boy. Yeah, like it this is another one like you get noisy boy on your team and you're like bro
Not fucking noisy boy, bro. Let's let's find another one
stroke genius hashtag edge okay all right I'm done with your names though
oh it's Scoot-a-moose is here
you got piss stoned
bro this guy being serious
your first year ever playing in any of the above I don't know bro show
and coaching see tonight yeah if you want to see it something baby what's your
wisdom of the day
Because at least
You're not an only fan for that
Fucking online persona onto tic-tac and Twitter reminders season and uses minors for content
Which is actually like very predatory and so keep it a feeling and you should be checking their fucking account as well
As on top of that do lolly content on only fans with pigtails
Promoting pedophilia and then tell me
That's a good message of the day, I'm fully supported.
Alright, Jin said he's gonna up on the gap for his next game.
Oh, this is a good guy.
He's gonna be on in 10 minutes.
Dude, what do you mean 10 minutes?
Okay, it's fine.
We're just going to end this one fast, son.
Is everyone doing League later, okay.
Why do you say the R word?
What, retard?
Because I like the way it rolls off my tongue.
There are some words that just feel nice this day.
I'm not just one of them.
It's a bee.
Do you want to hug it?
No!
What?!
Do you want my phone?
Or a girlfriend is beast.
My wife.
Come.
It's okay.
Get a little something to eat.
Have like one slice of sourdough bread.
Okay.
What about...
What do we have in the pantry?
I know, alright, let's go.
Guys, I'm just going to say it, the founding fathers instilled the second amendment so that everybody could have the
Freedom to say retard without having to worry about people coming to kill them
You'll take my fucking freedom before you take away my right to say the word retard. I don't give a fuck
They took away all the other gamer words they will not be taking away this one too this is like the final battle guys
Need to stand and defend our rights here
All right, so if we're bot side, then we're gonna be getting like real shit. It's actually when you're scurrying on
Okay, so we do now is we play wolves and then after wolves to go gromp into blue and then we should be getting
I feel like that match up isn't even bad for him, like am I crazy for saying that?
You're Canadian, LibTard. You aren't included in the rights allotted to man. Jesus. Alright dude, fuck, my bad. Holy shit.
Fucking Christ.
Oh, but guys, please back that before you just type an orison to Lilygank. That's pretty uh...
me to say
So she does have 20 it's good
Then just complain me southern
Alright guys, when you got done now, AdontasGiddy is getting on League now, wait is he actually?
Oh, fuck, wait I'm literally 4 minutes in, wait I'm literally 4 minutes in though.
Jinx he's calling?
Bro, he's not even calling.
Does he want a call though?
If he wants, wait, Jinx are listening.
If he won, what you can do is you can play one game, and then I'll join midway through,
and then we'll try to pick up the pieces if you're losing.
What if we do that?
Guys, he's not calling!
I would see it if he was!
He's getting a solo one.
Okay, good, yeah, yeah, I want him to.
I'm just gonna go back to the game and see what happens.
Wait let me turn this on on bro.
Alright, oh no mine here is calling.
YOOOO JINSEE!
Yo are you in a game?
Bro can I watch your match?
Yeah sure.
I didn't know I was gonna fucking 1v9 this one.
How many wins are you off challenger?
What's 9 plus 10? 19 minus 9. 10 plus 3. 13 minus 3. 10 times 3. 30 divided by 3.
Ten minus five
Five times two
There you go. That's so many ones. I'm away
Why don't you just open up with ten wins because bro you gotta fucking work for it sometimes
Okay, yo, bro. Can you use game sound on test? I like the immersion of it. Yeah, I got you give me one second
Okay, now bro, please, I want to learn pro juggling, bro, so talk to me, man.
Talk to you, okay.
What's going on?
All right, so what's going on?
I want to inside the mind of Dontes, bro.
All right, okay, inside the mind of Dontes.
The Hamburglar from McDonald's locally looked pretty thick in that recent McDonald's ad.
I might have to search up Hamburglar hentai after this game, but the good news is this...
Bro, give me your inside the mind of LEAGUE, not your fucking penis, bro!
OOOOOOOH!
It's not my lead!
Bro, I thought you wanted to know what was going on in my other head!
No, bro, I wouldn't like...
I want to know what it takes to get to the next fucking level, that's a jungler!
Because, bro, I've been playing good!
Dude, I saw that, I saw that!
If you didn't get inted by Muda, three games in a row, you might have actually already had bronze.
Well, I'm not even getting it.
Bro, don't test. Listen, bro.
I played good, good, good, good, good in all my games, then, this morning,
I was playing with my brother, and I played against the Avalon jungler,
and I literally was-
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' DOLLE?
Yes.
Yeah, I wanted to end it.
Yeah, by the way, let me guess, you dropped like fucking 30 kills on your head, no?
She just basically- I don't know how Avalon worked,
so she basically just went invisible a couple times, came out of nowhere,
me stole my smite yada yada yada got a higher level than me and then was over
leveled and then just followed me around the map and literally I became her
little fucking her little booty bandit yeah because that's the thing so Evelyn
is something called a succubus do you know what that is no what is that so a
succubus is some something or someone that just turns you into like a goon
slave right so the thing that Evelyn does is she gets you so far behind they
can't do anything against her and then she just turns you into her goon slave forever
and you just have to satisfy her unendingly while the game just ends around you.
Yeah, I think Evelyn is a broken champion though, like I thought that was unbalanced,
like this guy was just literally what spawned in, smite my camp, got over level, killed
me, like just, I never got vision on him.
Yeah, no, like that, it literally is broken.
That's why I'm listening. But did you know that in the lore Evelyn is like unironically a prostitute?
Yeah, so that's why the number one way to carry out or to counter on Evelyn as you need to instantly all chat the second
The game starts be like I have AIDS I have AIDS that way if she ever tries charming you
She would get AIDS and if she ever gets if she ever gives AIDS to the gang bosses then her and her pimp both get killed
So that's why versus Evelyn always stop the game by saying you have AIDS and you're able to end someone if you do so
So whenever I join a game of league against the Evelyn just say I have AIDS
Yes, like you just seem like and you need to start like screaming it and bouncing on your chair while you're doing that
like
Yeah, but you gotta be like
Like Jynce you gotta be more fucking enthusiastic like you gotta be shaking it like the among us emote
Okay, I have eight I have eight
Bro John Tets bro speaking of we got to get you in the among us game, bro
Right, you think you think what I'd be good at that shit. Oh, are you a sassy vodka, bro? I'm good
Bro, I'm gonna be honest. I think I'm one of the sussiest vodka. Yeah, I'm gonna take who this side
Desu's ever
What did you just say?
I'm gonna be honest. I don't know either. I think that's just what they say in anime
The thing is whenever we do streamer among us everybody has a 15 IQ so like
Nice, thank you. I'm gonna be honest your champion looks kind of brain dead
Well, okay, so let me give you an example. Okay, Jen see imagine Conor McGregor is doing a moi tie
And he's fucking beating the shit out of toddlers, right? Like he would look pretty fucking OP too, right?
If Conor McGregor did is moi tie. No, I don't even think OP. I think heck of him is brain death
Okay Jinx you really want to say this show and you play Bork and Maastri?
I'm sorry.
No, no, you fucking retract that statement.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Listen, bro, I've noticed this is like your one trip, but bro, he kind of might give the prince a class rail,
and I've literally had personal beef with the prince in class rail.
What would the prince do?
but
And he would just print out you but I didn't think and we go a hundred miles an hour
He was fucking charged at you. He was a literally ain't it's enough the hog rider
No, the hog rider goes
The prince goes
Dude, can I just say what we're all thinking?
hog rider has some crazy fucking deck game like we can already tell you know
what I mean well dude it means what it means like do you disagree bro I don't
think about an inanimate object penis bro oh my god oh my god that's us you're
actually him now I did like just in early game I'm gonna actually play a
game of flash okay do it wait clash royale or clash of clans yo bro if you play clash
of clans you're an NPC yeah I still got it let's see if I still got it let's see if I
still got it y'all wait isn't clash royale pay to win but you just buy all the OP shit
and then you just win the game yes bro to an extent like okay if you pay the win like
Okay, there's probably, realistically, one to two hundred thousand people with match stats.
Maybe more. Maybe more.
So like...
Okay, yeah, that's fine.
So like, let's say you're on a fresh account and I'm on like a pay-to-win account, would I win again soon in 1v1?
Um, well, you would lose every time because we would do a friendly battle and our levels would be either.
Okay, but assuming it wasn't a friendly battle and I met you on the ladder. Would I just run your shit in?
Duchess, you would never beat me in this game. If you have zero experience, you would never beat me in this game.
Jinxie, it's a game for toddlers, bro. I would fucking destroy you.
Yo, buddy, buddy, buddy, watch that shit. Seriously.
You wouldn't beat me in class. It's not a toddler. Okay.
Jinxie, if I can get Challenger League of Legends, I could run your shit in Clash, no doubt, bro.
All you have to do is drag a fucking ability to the fucking board.
Leo, beta, you're comparing a MOBA to a fucking strategic phone game.
Bro, Clash Royale is closer to chess than... fuck, my brain exploded.
Bro, do you think chess is a hard game? 5 year olds become the highest rank in that shit.
Yeah, five-year-old prodigies like Magnus Carlson, you fucking idiot.
Okay, so name me one five-year-old prodigy that hit Challenger on League, none.
Wait, you actually have a good point. I'm not even kidding. I just instantly threw you crown this guy.
Where you actually have a good point.
Yep.
Bro Chat, this is why using dagger duchess is literally the worst thing you could do ever.
Look, bro, his princesses even shoot.
Why would you willingly use dagger duchess?
Jingsy.
Don't touch. Let's hit it up, bro.
Yeah, I'm not saying.
I okay, I'm top with my prime in class shot top 1700
My prime in class is top 1700
The highest I've ever peaked at is like top 70 global my highest peak in class is higher than your highest peak in me
Jin see I'm not gonna lie bro. You could be talking tight like Chinese to me for all I know what you're saying right now
Dude, these words have no meaning. I've never played the game before like I used to played when I was shitting when I was like 12
Yeah
That's that's that's yep, my peak in class right out of top 1700. What's your feet can be?
Rang 30 Korea
Okay, but my peak in Siege is one
Wait, really?
Yeah, I have number one champion like four seasons ago chat remember the 24-hour stream
Wait, was that the beginning of the season when everyone's like a low rank though?
Yes.
Yeah, that's the same time I hit rank 30 Korea.
Yeah.
Dude, it's still got it though.
It's still got it though.
Okay, this guy goes golden in the back and single.
So we know he's a toddler who's literally breathing like out of his fucking mouth.
So now I can just go mini-packer late on the golden and the game's over.
Dude, Jinxie, why are you acting like it's a strategic game, bro?
All you do is just drop shit on the board and hope it sticks
Because it's literally classified as a strategic game. Yo, bro
I know your whole thing dot-taz is to like literally just be a dumbass bro. Hey, don't just clash bro
This is strategic fucking game, buddy. Dude, Jinxie
The only strategic thing about clash royale is budgeting your paycheck to be able to afford being competitive while also being able to pay your fucking rent
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. You're actually clocking
clocking
You're actually clocking their teeth
But me how I got
Me how I got top 1700. Can you give me some flowers?
Yeah, I got you. I'll give you the flowers for that share screen my game just signed it. I want to watch oh
Wait, you bet. Wait, have you ever like watch class gameplay before or no?
Um, I mean, I think I've watched like that one clip of you with Ron where he was using the arrows
Yeah, the one where he was shouting fireball to aimlessly firing fireballs around.
Yeah, that one. That was a good one.
Oh, okay, so Dantez, I'm gonna give you an inside of mine.
So, basically, my opponent is fucking horrible at the game and they're using an off meta dog shit deck.
But I'm gonna go quick minions here to distract the Inferno Dragon, that way he doesn't DPS my boat.
Whoa, Jinxie, Jinxie, hold on. What if he's just not as fortunate as other people and he can't afford the meta decks?
Okay, well now you just made me feel like a piece of shit.
Dude, what if he's sitting there and he can't even afford to pay rent this month, and his
mom's going hungry every night, and you're sitting here just shitting on him with a
meta deck because you paid a thousand dollars.
Okay, okay, yes.
Now I feel like a piece of shit.
You actually are right.
if
Okay, but I mean this is just basically just a free win for the boys nothing crazy just keep it simple
GGs man. All right, John says ready for some league buddy. Bro. Are you ready for some league?
Bro, you like you're close to fucking iron lunging. So you're gonna be peaking. Yo, uh, miho
I believe I'm two wins away from Ivan one right now
We have to be PR. We're not even getting paid, but like if we watch party LCS chat, we're actually going to be PR.
We need to be like PR, dude. So, yeah, don't mess. You can't be talking about Timo mains, man.
Yeah, but dude, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie. What if, what if I give such like a graphic sexual description about what two of the league champions are doing to each other,
to each other that then the companies end up giving more money to riot because they're like yo
we sponsored you for this amount but these guys are funny as fuck so we're going to give you
more money so it's like maybe it could have an unintended side consequence does that make sense
okay this is actually not a bad shout out to you yo Dantes what food would you order if you were
me would you order chilies mcdonald's cobe Japanese steakhouse chipotle Mexican
grill or Wendy's I'd order a fucking two game winch you can put the fucking
phone down why do you deserve to eat if you're not iron one yet yes I put the
phone down and you better not fucking order jing see like don't think that
just because this is the first coach in a few days they are gonna be fucking
swacking do you understand me yes okay yep coach I won't I just put my foot away
all right I'm gonna go tinkle BRP guys no losing tonight hide mine I need to
select warwick and band ramus if you don't do that I buy I will end you in
GTA okay now listen to me hi boys what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk in
Diana and you're gonna ban warwick so he doesn't play it Diana's getting buff
next patch and Jinx is going to have to learn how to play it. He was already really good
at it last time and we got to make sure that he actually plays it properly. Like I'm telling
you this is one of those times where he's going to sit there and he's going to like
actually learn. Like I'm telling you guys listen, he needs to learn Diana. It's literally
getting fucking buffed bro. Like it is literally getting buffed. So we need to get him off
the wick for a little bit because like if he becomes like a warwick crutch then
the same thing's gonna happen that happens him in siege with shotguns you
know what I mean we cannot have him be a warwick crutch and league it cannot
happen he needs to actually get his shit together
all right now vice ban warwick yep you're gonna ban warwick now and then I
want you to trade with the top laner's pick I go the first one bonus damage
Yep, that one. Perfect. Okay, good. So now you're gonna ban Warwick. Yep, and then you're gonna trade pick with your top laner
Yep
Guys if Jinx he didn't want this he wouldn't be he wouldn't be vaping right now
Every single thing that happens is a choice, right? So Jinx see going to the bathroom. Oh god. He's back
Jack here's what we're gonna do
If I don't get we what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I lead for 30 seconds in Master Yi and Warwick Get Band.
Don says, what should I do?
Well, okay, so Jinx, what happened was, is while you were gone, HiVyze actually typed
in the chat and he was like, hey guys, it's time to fuck with Jinx again.
And then he just bands Warwick and says, let's put him on Diana.
out a lot of fun on that last time. And then your teammate banned Master Yi. So now you're
going to have to second time Diana because High Vives decided that this was going to happen
this game.
But, uh, Dantez, there's no chat history. There's no chat logs. Well, look, no, he
tight, no, Jink, Jinksy, he typed it in the stream.
So let me get this straight down, Tess.
I leave my setup for 25 seconds.
I come back, Master Yi's gone, and Warwick are gone.
Dude, Lock and Diana.
Jinxie, Lock and Diana, please Lock and Diana.
Jinxie, please Lock and Diana, please Lock and Diana.
OK, but I need to get to the bottom of this, because high-vives.
If I picked Warwick, why would my team ban it?
What'd you pick, high-vives?
No, no.
high-fives band warwick
save wallah
wallah high-fives band warwick
high-fives
you get the phone call
high-fives
you get the fucking phone call
okay listen listen listen
shut shut shut the
shut the fuck up
How's it going, bro?
You sound awfully skipper today.
Yo, hi, guys.
Yes.
Where's my Warwick at, bro?
Where's my Warwick at?
Can't see.
I was told by your coach to ban Warwick
because you need to get off that character.
And Diana is getting buffed that season.
So you're saying I should beat the shit out of my coach?
Yes, your coach is blaming you on me as an out.
First of all, there's a lot of red flags to his story.
One, nobody typed.
Two, I don't even know what characters to select
because I don't play the game.
And three, he's a piece of shit.
Great.
My eyes.
Great. Yo, Dantez, I'm going to have your ass on a stick.
Okay, so Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie.
Buy your smite, buy your smite, buy your smite.
Jinxie, listen to me. What's worse? What's worse?
Is it worse that I lied to you about High-Vise doing all those awful things?
Or the fact that High-Vise is a snitch?
What's actually worse? Think about it.
You lying about all of those things.
Okay, fair point.
So listen, the reason why you're on Diana in this game, Jinxie,
is because we're going to get to an elo soon, where Warwick is going to start getting banned.
And Diana, I really liked your Diana gameplay last time,
And she's getting buffed next patch.
Okay?
Yo, buddy!
Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy!
I don't give a crud!
I've been going hammies with Warwick!
What the hell?
Jinxie!
But it's like you with shotguns in Siege, bro!
Like, if-
YO, WATCH THAT SHIT!
WATCH THAT SHIT!
I'm out of shotgun once, man!
Okay.
Listen.
Jinxie.
If shotguns could get dined in Siege,
What rank do you think you would peak?
Champion! Literally! On God! Champion!
Have you ever hit champion without shotguns?
That's not possible! They've been in the game!
No way! Have you ever done it? Have you ever done a challenge?
Press W, where you haven't hit champion without shotguns. Be honest!
Why would anyone ever do that? No, I have to make rotations.
Why would anyone ever do that?
Yo, bro, bro, bro, hey, hey, bro.
I'm cool with the coaching man. I'm cool with the thank God. Thank fucking God. Thank God, honestly.
Oh my God.
Okay, listen.
Yo, don't, no, no, no. Hey, don't touch my Warwick. I'm about to be two wins away from fucking Iron One, as you would say.
Buddy, buddy, buddy. Listen, listen, bro. Let me make myself crystal clear. If Warwick gets banned, sure. I'll give Diana a little bit of a dabble.
I suck dick with Master Yi, I'm never playing him again.
But don't fucking band warwick, but I'm-
Okay, Jengzee, Jengzee.
Imagine you're in a plane and the plane crashes, right?
And you have a professional-
What would I imagine that?
Because wouldn't I just instantly blow up?
No! Jengzee, listen to the fucking story!
No!
Imagine you're in a plane and the plane crashes on an island, okay?
And then as it crashes, there are only two survivors.
You and a professional farmer right you playing warwick every game
It's like you killing that professional farmer and eating them for food
But if you would leave them alive even though sand isn't as tasty as human meat
Long-term you get a good
Sustainance. It's the same concept by you playing warwick. It's like you're getting short-term gratification
But you're not getting the long-term gratification does that make sense?
Bro buddy buddy, I just want to get bronze dude the fuck
Dude it Jinxie listen you want to get bronze, but do you want to get silver after?
Yes, bro. I want to pass Ludwig, you know that yes, so Jinxie. Let me tell you Ludwig
He can only play one champion
Moderately decently, and that's a moomoo if we get you on three champs, and they're all 1v9 demon carries
Do you understand the kind of damage you could cause it's like we get a toddler we inject him full of steroids
And we let him loosen the streets of New York. That's gonna be Eugene C at LCS finals. Wait, am I?
Am I the toddler?
Yes
Yo, well I yo yo yo, bro. Oh, I like the analogy. Can I not be a fucking infant?
Jensie, you're a iron right now. Do you understand?
Yeah, what's so bad about iron? Why it's not bad, but it's like you're in the beginning processes
Jensie, it's like you just fertilized the womb and you're the embryo
I'd iron you're the embryo, bro
And we need to sit down. We need to make sure that you have the best sperm inside of you to make sure that you develop properly
Does that make sense?
Yeah, but dude don't we mean to irons bro. Hey, we're people too. Irons are people also buddy and there's a lot of us, dude
Irons are people too chat. I'm gonna I'm gonna stand up for us man
Irons are people bro, and we have rights
Okay, you can't just walk all over us and shit on our forehead and call us toddlers, bro
Maybe we're iron because maybe we're good at other games, dude. Maybe we're iron because we have a girlfriend
Maybe we're iron because we leave our house
Okay, maybe we're iron because we have a social life man
Stop being so frickin mean to irons, bro. Not everybody dump 36,000 hours in the League of Legends, buddy
Why is my entire chat disagreeing with me?
GenC, 80% of iron players don't have the right amount of chromosomes and that is a statistic fact
I'm gonna disagree. No, no. Hey, I'm gonna actually disagree with you on that Jinxy facts
Don't care about your feelings, bro. It's a statistic fact. You've been Shapiro
Lock it in the game, bro
Let's look for the top to bottom. Okay. You ready for this
Yo, but bro, just not us. Hey, yeah, come on, bro. Irons are people too, man. Be nice
Yeah, but Jinxy imagine when you're bronze when you're bronze
You won't have to grandstand about irons having human rights anymore
You can sit there and say that they deserve nothing except to be stepped on by everyone around them and used as cannon fodder in the fucking and the artillery cannons
So that's you're basically saying iron serve zero purpose to the planet
The only purpose iron. Oh, it's my this might this might this might this might it's gonna reset
my toes like okay the only purpose that iron players serve jing see is to give
bronze players free wins it's like fish eat bigger fish the only purpose that
bronze players serve is to give silvers free wins there is always a better
league player than you and he's gonna take your LP so it's about you getting
better what are you doing wait what what the fuck just happened my my my my my
My game just crash. I'm good. Okay. You're good now. Okay. So the only point of bronzes is to feed silver
Is he said?
Yes, exactly. It's like, okay. You know how in the ocean there's like sardines I?
Thought those coming cans. Yeah, but Jinx you are the fucking thing they come from before the cans
Dumbass
That actually makes sense. Okay
Okay, so it's like think of it this way as an iron player you're like a little
sardine swimming through the ocean until a big red snapper comes up behind you
and starts dicking you down with his fish cock. Does that make sense? And then
when you're a silver you're like that red snapper getting dicked down and fucked
on by a dolphin. And then when you're when you're the dolphin right now you
walk around and you're getting dicked down and fucked on by a great white shark. Does
that make sense? Yeah, okay. Exactly. And that's what it's like playing League of Legends.
So it's all just one big like sex organization? Uh, yes, yes, exactly. No, no, no, no, no,
like, like it's like one, it's one big ecosystem of like who gets to bang who. Exactly. Yes.
Yes, it's like, oh listen, loading into a game of League is like you're entering a gang bang, except you don't know who's gonna get fucked.
Okay, go for this.
Go in, go in!
GO IN!
GO IN!
PLEASE!
E, hold Q.
Oh man.
E.
Okay, back up.
Okay.
Okay.
No, no, no, don't take the wave.
Go for the barcrab, barcrab.
My team doesn't deserve gold, bro. You're setting yourself.
Okay, why are we flashing?
I'm flashing so I don't get...
I'm flashing because I'm Ivern, bro. What do you want me to say?
Alright, that's fine, that's good. So now you're going to go for the crab and then you're going to reset, okay?
So now Jinx, what you're going to do as punishment is while you're recalling, I want you to start jiggling your body.
Are you doing it?
it? Yes, I jiggled, I jiggled. Okay, good. So now what we're gonna have to do is I want to explain to
you something, okay? Do you see how right now it says you have 380 gold? Yeah, what's the problem, man?
So the thing is that when you leave base, you always want to make sure you spend all your gold,
right? Think of gold like money in real life, right? Like let's say you're going around and you're
paying for let's say I don't know syringes right full of black tar heroin to
inject into all the people that bullied you throughout your entire life and
kill them we don't want to leave the drug dealer with $300 in the in the in
the fucking pocket right we want to make sure that we spend all of it so as
many of the people that made our lives miserable will find a way to fucking
suffer for their sins does that make sense and it's the same with League of
legends so when you're leaving base you always want to make sure that you spend
all your gold because they are gonna want to make you suffer and the more
gold that you have to that you have spent the stronger you are do you see
what I mean exactly yes but jinxie jinxie listen listen what if I told you
that the shitty boots aren't actually shitty boots what if I told you
movement speed is the most broken set in the entire game.
That's really think of it this way okay. Imagine movement speed in League of Legends like
bullet travel speed and like Rainbow Six. Imagine different guns had different speeds
at which the bullets travel. Which ones would be able to kill other people first?
The fast bullets would kill them fast. Exactly and it's the same with League because the
thing is that when you are faster in the game you can dodge skill shots you can run people
Press W and chase him. Press W and chase him. Press W and chase this old fuck. Chase him. Chase him.
Give him fucking hell!
Okay, let's just start autoing. Press E. Nice.
Okay. Wow.
Chase who? I can't catch him. What the fuck are you talking about? Like, like, bro.
Stay on hacker room, man. Seriously.
I would have gave up if you just told me to give up.
When you said to chase him, I can't get to him, bro.
You fucking idiot. You idiot.
I'm sorry bro, I don't know what I'm saying.
Jinxy, can I ask you a question?
Yes, what's up?
Okay.
Do you think the first man that went to the end of the rainbow was the first guy that
ended up fucking the leprechaun in the ass and sealing all of this pot of gold?
Yes, the first guy to get there, yeah.
No, no he wasn't Jinxy.
But it was the guy that never stopped chasing the end of a rainbow that managed to get that
leprechaun.
Does that make sense?
And it's the same thing with League of Legends, it's not-
Yo bro, alright, did you just say Leprosy?
Well, yeah, Leprechaun Ussy, Leprosy.
It's like, you know how like Thumbboys, it's like Butthole Ussy, like Bussy?
Bussy, yes, yes.
Okay, so now Jinxy, while you clear your walls, I want you to start winking your hole.
Like holding in and then pushing out and you're gonna do this really fast until your asshole
starts winking.
Does that make sense?
Bro did Faker do any of this shit bro?
Let me ask you a better question, do you think Faker would have ever doubted his coaches
if he really wanted to become the best?
No probably not bro no.
start winking your FUCKING HELL!
With my finger?
No dude, you do it internally.
It's like imagine trying to push and pull.
So push and pull to my ass?
Yes, exactly.
And then it's like it starts winking.
Let me focus on the game. You already entered me once. Please.
Please
Genji, why were you bouncing up and down in your chair?
Like I'm winking my hole, okay, all right fine. Okay, so listen this one we're gonna do now
Okay, you're gonna play for the crugs after the crugs and we're gonna have to have you reset and look on the grubs, okay?
What if I told you don't as I already knew that
Did you wait did you really okay, so I'm gonna ask you a question. What's the play after grubs doesn't talk to me?
Well, we have to, we have to like, the reason why you're a Hecarim player bro, is because
you don't assess what's in front of you.
The thing is, it changes in the fly dude, I don't know what the next play is.
It's probably for me gonna be a top gank, cause it's more, oh no, not a top gank, sorry.
It's probably gonna be Scott, and then I'm just gonna work from this squadron here though.
Jinxy, you know what it feels like when you talk to me, and you say, oh, a Hecarim player
and tried like making me understand the game.
Yes.
It's like imagine I'm like the karate master and I have my own dojo.
And then one day this like mentally like a not all their kid with like a white belt
walks in and because he manages to get one proper fucking like karate chop.
He thinks that now he's the fucking king shit and he starts challenging the dojo
sensei.
But do you know what the dojo sensei has to do now to that guy?
Hold on coach, I'm mocking you right now.
Okay, well run away, run away, he's invincible.
Run away, run away, run away, run away, run away, run away.
Okay, I flashed him, okay.
Okay, now you can turn, just auto.
You're Q's up in one second, hold Q, hold Q.
Why didn't you fight?
I would have died, bro, you're a hacker and player.
Please let me play the game.
Jaycee, I'm not even kidding you.
If I hear you say that one more fucking time, bro,
Tarjan Springs might not be the only place
that you have to worry for your life inside of.
One second, I'm mocking you.
Oh wait, I almost killed him.
Bro, listen bro, the player has outgrown the coach, man.
Like I already, bro, don't ask, bro.
I'm ready for bronze, man.
Like, I'm better than you, bro.
Stay on heck of him.
Do you wanna one who won me on Warwick out of this game?
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
Okay, sir, I'm sorry.
Jamesy, I'm gonna be honest, listen.
If you think you're the best dog there is on the Warwick,
then you better start fucking
BARKING LIKE ONE, NOW!
Oh yeah, who's a good boy to have Bart for me?
BART! BART! BART!
Oh, I can't do this like that.
Not nice. Now I feel like a fucking weirdo!
Cause you stopped!
Bro, coach, are you sure that faker did that though, man? Seriously?
Jinksy, Jinksy, Jinksy. Let me ask you a question, okay?
It's like Albert Einstein asking Socrates if Jeffrey Epstein had to become the best scientist on the planet to learn how to create gravity.
But that's not how it works bro. It's like-
Oh fuck. How did we even get to Epstein out of that?
Because he's the guy that fucking created gravity.
Wait, what?
Search it up!
no he didn't he created awful shit
dude, dude, jingsy
just back up
that guy literally created gravity it's not even it's like well documented in the history books
hold on coach i'm about to literally carry you again
okay no no no what you're gonna do is you're gonna back up and you're gonna recall
i don't wait for my team i know i know
no you're gonna let your team die let them die let them die let them die
let them die
actually never mind you don't have to
okay go do jagan go do jagan go do jagan
dude
Jynxie, GO DRAG! GO DRAG! DRAG!
Oh my god.
Nope, I'm mugging you. I don't care.
Okay, can you at least kill the old man?
Yo bro, I'm mugging you bro. One moment.
Jynxie, Jynxie, you cannot just sit in this call
and every time I tell you to do something
You just refuse to listen and say you're mocking me.
That's not how any of this is supposed to work.
Okay, yes. I'm sorry, bro.
Like, do you understand what it's like?
It's like, imagine, a guy gets singing lessons from Michael Jackson,
and then when Michael Jackson tells him to do something,
he's like, no, no, no, I'm not gonna do it, bro, I'm mocking you.
And he just starts fucking like fingering his own ass while he lets out the most blood-curdling yell ever.
Yo, me how? It's okay. I got it.
yo me ha oh wait okay smite at 1000 1000 1000 1000 good good smite okay
press E you're gonna die anyways but it's okay good okay so JNC whenever you
die but you make a worth play you need a all chat right now worth comma scumbags
worth, comma, scum
okay so now the enemy team knows where they stand so they know now it's like
damn like even if they got the kill they're still nothing more than like the
dirt on the corner of your shoe does that make sense yes I can hear you
Aye aye captain.
Whooo.
Lips in a pineapple under the-
No!
I said apart!
I said apart!
Lips in a pineapple under the sea.
Spongebob Squarepants.
Annoying and yellow and porous.
Is he?
Suns bob squarepants.
No, not Sange Bob!
Spongebob!
Annoying and yellow and porous.
annoying and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants
If not a cool nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants
That's a motherf-
I'm like a fish
Okay, Jynxie, you just stole my line again
so you can decide your own punishment now
Um, can I meow this time?
Only if you do it very sensually
Okay, you know what bro, Faker did not
No, no, no. Faker did not do this, man.
Okay, well, let me ask you a question. Faker did not do this.
Do you have proof that he didn't do this?
Okay, that's actually a good fucking point. No.
Like, Jinxie, listen, if you don't have proof that someone did something, right,
and there's also no proof that they didn't do something,
then there's a 50-50% chance that what you're saying is true.
That's why when someone inserts a game and you randomly call them a pedophile, it's like you're flipping a coin as to whether or not what you're saying is a logistic fact.
Does that make sense?
Yes. Okay, so it's sort of hearsay is what you're saying, man.
Well, no, it's not hearsay, Jinxie. It's a logical conclusion.
Because either you did it or you didn't do it. It's a 50% chance.
Hold on, coach. I'm mocking you. One second. You're going to watch this.
dude okay can you press w press w and then why you afk what the fuck press r
hold q hold on coach i'm mocking you you're not even pressing q your q is flash hold q
hold on coach i'm mocking you jinxie what the fuck are you mocking when you don't even use your
What's your cue for the first 30 seconds of that fight?
you
you
you
you
you
you
It takes them months to get back to where they started because League of Legends isn't
just a learning process.
It's a war against you.
It will tear away your soul, it will tear away your mind, it will tear away the fabric
of your being.
And you're at a point right now, Jeng-si, where three weeks in, against all odds, you
are about to outrank where you first started your journey.
You are about to sit here and do something that nobody thought you would do.
And that's actually be able to get somewhere.
This Jinxie for Iron One, isn't the first step of your journey.
It isn't.
It's the precursor for it.
This is where the journey looks like it will begin.
Because for you, the journey starts when you hit bronze.
It continues when you hit silver.
climaxes upon completion of gold and platinum and then as you look down at
all the people around you that you've bested that you've slaughtered and that
you've outranked and as Ludwig looks up at you with fear in his eyes realizing
that he got mugged yet again at yet another game then you can realize that
that you are now the top dog, the 2023 gamer of the fucking YEAR!
YOU are that!
But, Jinxie, this journey isn't just about being the 2023 gamer of the year.
Don't forget to press W.
It's about going for more than that, Jinxie.
Because so help me God for all that it is worth.
If you hit Diamond in League of Legends by the end of this year, I guarantee you that you won't just be the 22 and E3 game of the year anymore.
You're gonna be the fucking 2x 2026 as well!
Do you understand?
Yes, Captain.
Alright, so now what you're gonna do is don't forget how your E works.
The way it works is you're going to press your Q on the camp, and then you E where your Q lines, so like Q now, you can Q now, Q now, on the camp, and then you E on the big one.
So you only ever want to use your E once, okay?
So I want you to just like hover the Q range as well before you use it, just so you can get like an idea of how long the Q range is.
So when you're walking towards your right, I want you to click it and then just like drag it out all the way.
Yep, I'll just try. Okay, nevermind.
Okay, because GenC, don't forget, your Q range right now, it goes to about the middle of that
bush that you see right there, okay? So the thing is that you can actually pull camps with your Q,
so that they run towards you faster, which increases your clear speed. But you're not
using your W. You need to be using your W here. So now walk to your Krugs, your Krugs, your Krugs,
nope, not the Krugs, the Krugs, and then you're going to Q and you're going to E over the wall,
because you can actually Q and then E over the wall. So Q where the big Krug would be,
There you go. So, Jinxie, you need to get it out of your system that you're constantly going for these like double E's.
You only ever want to E once on the big target, okay?
Got it.
Okay, so now I want you to press W and just like finish this camp.
Okay, number one. Okay, now go to the...
Okay, so on Diana, you're going to max your Q, then your W, then your E, okay?
We'll be understanding.
Alright, so now go for this crab, this is free.
You can use your E, but remember, any time you see that you use your Q, okay now, you
want to only use your E when you land your Q, okay, so recall, just recall.
Because your Q is going to put a little light thing on top of them.
So when you E afterwards, you're going to buy that dusk and dawn item, so just right-click
dusk and dawn.
So now, Jinxie, I want you to just hover really far away from your character model, and I want
you to just press Q, just so you can see what the range is.
see and it goes even further than that like it goes way further like I want you
to do it again like go on the top of your screen and press Q top of your
screen and press Q I do on the ground see like that now now you can eat okay
so you didn't eat fast enough so back up a bit there you go because the thing is
that you want to queue and then you want to eat right before it expires think of
it like you remember on Master Yi you Q and E at the same time yeah Diana is the
same thing. So getting better at Diana will also make you better at Master Yi. So you're
going to Q here. Remember, you always Q from far away so that you can pull the cam first.
Now W, don't forget your W. You're always forgetting your W. Make sure you use it. So
the way that Diana-
I got my Q's, my Q's, a ranged attack, and what does my E do? My E dash?
Yeah, your E is a dash. Now, Jinx, the thing about it that you have to understand, though,
is that Diana's passive works in a way where when she uses an ability, she gets attacked
faster for five seconds. So normally how you want to do it is you Q E N and then
you're gonna auto attack three times then you're gonna press W and then
afterwards you're just gonna Q and up or it's up. But you're E twice do. What does that do?
It puts it on cooldown. Like you do not want to use your E twice because it's a
20 second cooldown. Now walk bot. You can walk bot this free gank. What's your own?
What's your own? Okay so here Jinxie. I want you to... okay just keep running. Run away.
You don't want this one gone. You have to flash away
Flash away. This is good. Now Q the Warwick so that he can catch up to you. Have you Q him and then walk to your tower?
Run away, just run away run away
Okay, press W the second it's up W the second it's up
Okay, yeah, this character sucks, dude, I just missed a Q
Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's a character. That's a problem. Diana is in what's making miss accuse, right?
Well, yeah, but I didn't know you could miss a cue. I like to miss the cue. Oh, well, yeah
That's called a skill shot. Jinxie. It's like think of it like this a skill shot is like a gun, right?
If you walk into a random parking lot and you start just firing everywhere, then yeah
The gun was deadly, but if you just keep it a whole sir, right?
And you only use it if there's a bad guy then it was worth it. Does that make sense?
It's the same thing with your abilities on League of Legends
Your abilities are weapons and you have to actually use them properly does that make sense?
Sure, okay
Okay, so not
No, she doesn't suck brah I got a pen to kill last night with her yesterday
So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the top the bar folk here QM and E
GenC, I want to see QE, like it should always be a thing of QE and you shouldn't have to look at your keyboard
You should know where these abilities are on your like fingers already, right?
Now W. Wait, so
You know how I get that I go EE and I get the 20 seconds. What do I if I go E then E later on like
No, so yeah, so your E only goes on cooldown if they don't have that little white
that little lightning on top of their head.
So you have to always Q then E.
You do not ever use your E unless you use your Q first.
You understand?
Now what does my R do, Kitten?
Your R pulls everyone into you
and it does more damage
based on the amount of people you put in.
Should I put this Warwick into a coffin?
No, not yet.
You can't find him, he's too broken.
Now, Jinxie, don't forget,
you could be hitting these camps
with your Q from way further
And if you do, it actually makes your clear speed better.
Do not use your E a second time when you farm, ever.
Okay?
Like you need to have good habits.
Okay, so when this is up, you're gonna Q.
So I wanna get in the rhythm of it.
Q, auto attack, auto attack, auto attack, then W.
Now W.
Now Q?
Q, no, okay.
So remember, Jinxie, you only ever E after you Q.
Only E after Q.
Repeat after me.
I will only after Q.
I will only ever E after Q.
Exactly, yes.
So now walk to your Krugs, and then Q, E them instantly.
I want you to do it instantly.
Q and then E the big one.
There you go, that's good.
Now W, don't forget your W.
Because it's always Q, E, wait a bit, W.
Okay, I know you're gonna recall.
You're gonna recall.
Looks like we're losing, sir.
No, you're not.
Yes, yes in the lobby bitch. No, that's all that matters. So now right-click your dusk and on again, and now run to the void grubs
Let's go
Okay, jinx I want you to understand something, okay
Nobody believes that you can actually use that in this kit properly except for me
So I don't want you to let me down. You're gonna only e after you queue and you're gonna not forget about your w, okay?
and use your Q from like a far range so like here for example join over the warwick you're
gonna kill him go for him walk up nice go for this nice nice smite him smite smite smite
fff nice you see that yeah yes and I'll kill this so Jinxie there I'll tell you something
crazier you even miss your Q and you still want that now use your W use your W now your
Q works in an arc so I want you to Q that void grab the furthest away from you the furthest
one away from you yep no that's the closest one okay never mind well we're not gonna go
that end up so now press W and now Q
I'm typing jungler death sorry yep no it's all good no that was good that was very good
so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for this crab but I want you to Q from
far away remember Q from far away Q now Q now but you can do it from even further
jinx he like okay now I want to fight him you can fight him fight him press Q
flash away you missed your Q oh wow okay nice good okay now jinx you're gonna
have to run away just run away run away run away run away you might you might be
The last one the literal last one commonly built. It's a literal lot. No commonly built well, but yep
Oh, no, okay. Wow, but you mean wow
What the fuck are you talking about man, I mean wow
Mog work twice you show me a little love god damn it
Fucking hide me up man. Jesus
Okay, look James I'm gonna be honest the only reason I'm not screaming every time you get a kill is because I don't know why but whenever I've been screaming for the last like
10 minutes my I get this weird feeling in my chest, so I have to like relax a little bit
Okay, I got it got it got it. Okay, so now you're gonna cue this and then you're gonna eat now
Remember you're gonna always cue from far away, and then you're gonna eat alright, and then don't forget about your W
Like go your W is like the neglected middle child right now. You got to give him some lover
He's gonna turn out into a serial killer or a prostitute
All right. Okay. Yes. All right, so now Q and then W W. Don't forget about W
No, you cannot forget about W. All right, and now go okay now go to the Raptors the Raptors
So now, GenC, when you get close enough that you think, like here, here you can cue, nice,
now E. So now GenC, don't forget you want to eat from max range because now look, your
ears are on cooldown because you didn't use it fast enough.
You need to be faster, GenC.
It's like, okay, think of your Q and E like you're edging a nut.
If you hold onto your edge for too long, what happens?
Um, I'm not able to do that, bro.
I'm gonna be...
No, this is good.
Just press up, you press up, you press up, you press up, you press up, you press up,
press up, and you are...
Yes, and now Q.
Q?
Yes?
No!
Nice!
Wait, this character is broken!
I told you!
Now go bot!
Go bot!
Control Q, go bot!
Okay, they're running away, so let's recall.
Recall, recall.
No, it's gonna get dragon, man!
Drag you can't get dragon bro, cuz it's not
It's okay, so now you're gonna buy the rocket belt, but dude I told you like this champ is good
That's why I want you to play more by the merch threads on your next back
So walk through the top crab top crab. So why am I telling you to go top crab here?
Cuz I need to go top about full clear until that quadrant. I can go top crab quadrant down to the other quadrant
Exactly. Yes. There you go
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the gromp or the crab. We're gonna look on the crab here, okay?
Now W do not use your E again until you Q again, alright, and now walk top go top top looks like if he killed to me
Yeah, he's that on my screen
You're fucking goddamn right he is now. Okay. Go behind the turd behind the turd here that bush here, right?
Yes, and now find him. Okay. Sorry dad. What's the enemy Krugs? Maybe you can get an invade. He's already dead
See if you can find an invade on the Krugs. Are they up? Are they up? Nice. Take them
So now QE remember QE Jinxie. I wanted to be muscle memory QE and then after it's W again
You're forgetting W Jinxie. Do you want your middle child to be dead in a ditch of a heroin addiction? Yes or no?
Then start using your fucking W, man! Please!
Okay, yes. Yes.
It's for Iron One! Take it serious!
Okay, now go for the Raptors. Q-E. Good.
Now go for the Mausaur kill. Walk behind. The bush, you're right. The bush, you're right.
Okay, now on. Yep. Okay, there you go. Bush, you're right.
So now, okay, he's already dead. Nice. Walk to his wombs. Take his entire jungle.
jungle you want all of this it all fucking belongs to you now to the wolves now now now
because remember your QS a long range bro your QS a long range you want to use that
range to your advantage it's like a match in right now jing see your boxer and
okay nice I want you to press R press R okay and now Q Q Q instantly and then
W you might die here but it's just because the same sir okay yeah no that's
fine that's fine you're gonna learn the time so my mercury struts so I want you
to undo undo undo okay undo again undo again now I want you to right-click on
that little sperm cell in your inventory little sperm cell no wow undo I did
Mercury chance. Yeah, bro. Do you want to get knocked out man? I did Mercury chance. What's your deal? And your inventory? Wow
No to the right to the right right bro, oh my fucking god
You know, I'm not no fuck that fuck I
Mean the flio spit it out man. Damn
I do it and then you say no wow
Like bro, do you want to be like punch?
This is my iron one game, and I'm losing a fucking burning time look at these stupid ass boots
Okay, look it's fine. Okay. Hey thing the war listen what I want to do is go go to the crab just go the crab go to the crab
That's a double kill on my screen man, you're fucking goddamn right it is kill the war kill the work. Oh
Oh, okay, so back up, flash away, just flash away, flash away, flash away, flash for flash.
Yeah, it's perfect.
Okay, so GenC, your Q has a long range, and the thing is that it's a skill shot.
It's good that you're finally learning the skill shots, because it's going to actually help you a lot in general league mechanics, okay?
So you always want to throw your Q where you see that you think they're gonna walk
It's like imagine pre-firing where you think they're gonna move. Does that make sense?
Dude, do you want to get fucking punched why the fuck are you saying wow?
Yeah, pre-fire the Q okay got it okay, so now what you're gonna do is out of base you're gonna look on the blue
And then after the blue you're gonna look on the crab
Okay, so now you're going to play for the W. Nice, good.
So you're already getting the hang of it.
So now use your Q and then you can E again.
See just like that.
Now go for the Gromp again, Q and then E.
Because like Jinxie, when you throw your Q such low range, it's like you're a boxer
with a 6 inch reach, but you're only punching 3 inches in front of you.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not using your full length span.
Exactly.
the time don't actually queue closer model because it's gonna go max range
anyways so like here for example just queue there you go and now just help you
so remember if your light isn't on the thing like if you don't mind your queue
on it do not either it or else your your cooldown doesn't get reset see good
that's what we want to see exactly now w w don't forget about w and then you're
gonna walk straight bot and you're gonna take all those minions now why is
guys jit again and take all those minions
my teammates are iran and they suck and they don't deserve gold
exactly yes that's what i'd like to fucking hear bro
that's confidence
i'll take the next wave too
now tell the zyra to eat a dick while you're going to hit the inner turret
oh wait actually nevermind you can't type that
okay wait you're gonna have to fight this here
loke you can win it
walk up
Okay, chew her, chew her, chew her, chew her, chew her, okay?
Now back up, don't go, don't go, there, she's actually fed us fuck, holy shit, that was
a lot of damage.
Okay, so you're gonna have to back off here.
What the fuck?
Yeah, so now you're just gonna recall.
So now right click on your rocket belt again, you can buy it, yep, right there, good.
And then what you're gonna do is your next item, you're gonna buy Spirit Visage.
So Diana is fun because you can actually build her with tank items and it's very good.
So now Jayne, see I wanted to watch this to this little corner right there.
No, no, no, back to your walls.
You see this little corner?
And then Q to the wolf camp.
Oh, okay, nevermind.
Okay, so now go for the red buff and then after the, okay, so no, no, the raptor's on
up.
So now you're going to Q the red buff and then after you're going to E.
Well, I think my team is losing their mains.
Okay, so listen, go for the wolves and then after the wolves get the gromp and then the
topgrab, okay?
Remember to use your E and remember to use your W as well.
So now go for the gromp.
Now, go on top.
Go on top.
Okay.
Ah, close.
So see, like, now you're getting used to the range.
you know that it wasn't like that like uh...
that close but it's actually i mean
so now go go to the go to talk about talk about
what is that
no yeah back up back up
you might not hear
my uh... pieces you need to
yeah and then you got it's on by the enemy that's actually crazy
so now go talk you're gonna go talk here go talk and take the top wave
That doesn't reach far at all, man.
No, it does, but it's like medium range.
You can't fucking queue from Narnia.
So now, Jinx, I want you to type sorry.
No, it's fine. Just type sorry because you're going to pretend to feel bad.
Press B and press sorry.
Yep, now press B.
Pretend to feel bad?
Yeah, so that's like a pro league advice.
You can steal your laner's resources and then afterwards say you're sorry
so that you gas like them into thinking that you didn't mean to do it
when you did mean to do it.
Now walk out of base because it's going to take too long to search it up and then press P and search of spared visage
Just search of spirit
All right now left click it. That's gonna be the next time you build press escape
Okay, so now Q E on the Krugs good see good range actually good range
Okay, so now go shit, but but but but but but your team got nice. Yeah, what are you saying?
I feel minions I
Apologize like I feel them on purpose and then apologize on purpose to make them think I'm sorry to gaslight them
Yes, exactly. Yes, it's like think of it like imagine you you walk up to someone and you fucking like punch them in the head
Right, and then you say oh didn't see it there, but it's like you did see them. You know what I mean?
Yes, okay, so now hit the turret by back above the minimum wave tank first good
No, you can hit it. You get jinks. You don't need to cut this
What the fuck was that?
Sorry, Coach.
No, don't say sorry!
What the fuck was that?
Okay, now I want to cue the Elisa in on a way.
It's not flash way, flash way, flash way.
I forgot when I attacked somebody to turret.
Oh, I forgot when I attacked somebody to turn range, the turret focuses on me.
Okay, do you want to hear something crazy?
It's broken.
Yes, what's up?
So if you would have actually hit the turret right away,
it would have been dead by the time that Elise gets there.
So now right click this for a visage.
Just right click the item.
You get it, there you go, perfect.
So now walk to the dragon out of base, okay?
Okay, so now GenC, let me ask you a question.
What is the first item in your inventory right now
when you look at it and you see it?
Faded steel caps. Okay. What do they look like?
Red boots. Okay. Now if you were Darth Ma, where would you buy those?
Okay, so now what this are gonna do, I want you to look on the the dragon here, okay?
Now back up there's a team of shim. He's placing bombs. We need to dodge the bombs. He's no drone over the side
Let's see what's happening here your team is probably gonna look for a fight and flash and then smite it if you trust me
Okay, I'll trust you
Do you want me to flash and then smite it or no? Yes at 1400
No, no, no, yeah, I sat the edge
Foshen's way Jinxie. Yeah, no one
Okay, fashion out fashion out go now go now you can fashion then Q on the misfortune. Oh, okay
Press W. Press W. Just keep hitting it. Keep hitting it.
Oh, okay. Okay, now Q on the Elise. Go and Q!
Q me! Q me! R! R! R! R! R! Nice! Nice! Nice!
Okay.
Dude, I like this girl, dude.
I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling you. Yes.
And you know what the best thing about this champion is for you?
What?
You can create a spirit link.
Because the problem with you is that you're not gay and you're not a furry.
But since you actually like woman you can actually goon to Diana off stream
So it makes it so you can establish a spiritual connection with her
Okay, okay. Okay, so now Q yeah, and now going on this perfect. It's now e w w w use your w. Don't forget about your w
Okay, so now to the Raptors here
To them
Okay, now we'll walk to your jungle walk to your jungle walk to your jungle walk to your jungle walk to your jungle to your jungle
Oh, okay, press B, just press B right now.
Yep, press B.
Oh god, oh god.
Relax, relax.
Okay, so now Jinxie, what are you gonna do first off? That was good for me man. Nice call
Well, I mean dude. I told you go wrappers and then recall and then you walk to the red buff
You walked all the way around and then you died. Did you understand the problem is?
Okay, did Jenny wanna lose Baron?
No, no, no, I guess so why is Baron gone then? If Jenny didn't want to lose Baron, why is
Baron gone Jenny? Answer me. Wait my team got two turrets, are we winning or losing? Be
honest too. You're winning. Wait so I'm going to get iron one? Uh well I mean if you lock
it in and you don't do that troll shit again, yeah. So now take the, take the red and then
afterwards walk to the enemy blue. You need to help your team. Remember, Jinxie and iron,
You're like the thing about this way, imagine your team like they're a bunch of disabled
kids at school crossing the road and you're like the guy that's supposed to like be there
with the stop sign to stop the cars from crossing.
The problem is that right now you're always setting your team on their own so it's like
they're just getting hammered by fucking like 16 wheelers and 18 wheelers while you're just
sitting there watching it happen.
But you need to walk there with your stop sign.
Does that make sense?
If you, you need to walk back or you're dead.
The war works coming for you.
You know Q on the crab, Q on the crab, take the crab.
Okay, so now Jinx, you walk away, you cannot 1v4.
Faker could, Faker could.
No, not against a level 15 wallwreck.
Okay, so now you're gonna take this and then afterwards, okay?
I want you to go and I want you to go bot.
Kill, kill, try to kill him actually, try to kill him, fuck it.
Try to kill him, walk up, walk up, don't be scared.
good nice oh wow what the fuck okay now jingsy walk to the misfortune bot bot
okay so now after this she's running waste you're gonna take for for the
Krugs I want to take the Krugs here now W W don't forget about W what's the
What if it was W on a camp, dude?
What? It does damage, bro.
Wait, W does damage?
Hover over the ability.
Oh, I didn't know that.
So, your W does damage, but then it also gives you a shield.
What?
Yes.
So now, Jinx, clear your top side here.
Yep.
So, you need to walk a little bit closer, but I like it, though.
So now, W.
Nice QE.
Nice QE. Okay, you're getting the hang of ranges like this. Now watch to the enemy red buff after this.
Well, watch to the red buff. Enemy red, enemy red, enemy red, enemy red.
You might have to 1v1 Warwick here. I killed the misfortune mid, misfortune mid, misfortune mid.
You walk through jungle?
Yes, E, E, E!
WHAAAAAT?!
No you didn't! Okay Q. Press 3, press 3, 3, press 3, press 3. Okay nice.
What does 3 do man? It's an active item but you're not going to use it again so it's okay.
Okay so now Jinx he walk up. Walk back, walk back. You need to wait for your team.
Join over what's happening with the Warwick. What's happening with the Warwick?
Join over it. Okay so you could have won mid.
So there Jinx the problem is that you're not droning enough.
Like when you see that there's fights happening you need to be seeing what's going on. Press B. You need to recall.
I think we're losing, coach.
No, you're fine, actually.
Okay, so now Jinxie, I'm going to want you to buy Riftmaker.
Yes, right there.
Thank God it's on that fucking screen.
Yep.
No, it's good.
The word is right there.
Okay, so now Jinxie, that's what we're going to do, okay?
Walk up to them and then try to like, Q E in.
Walk up to them.
Walk up to them.
Walk up!
You're a tank!
E in.
Nice.
EEN! Nice, press W. Press W and then EEN and R.
What type of inting bullshit is that? What type of inting bullshit is that, bro? What
the fuck, bro?
Jinxie, you know what this feels like? Can I just say what it feels like? Imagine there's
an old folk, someone that gets invaded by robbers, and you're the only able-bodied man
able to actually stop them.
And it's like there's a robber in front of you and I tell you, Jinxie, throw a punch.
And then it's like you wait three seconds, then you throw the punch, but in that time
frame, he already ran away, and now the 48-year-old grandma with Alzheimer's is the one that
takes the clock to the head.
And then she just sits there, gets one shot, and now she's dead on the floor dying.
And then it's like you ask me after you're like, Yo, Dantez, why the fuck did you tell
to kill the grandma but it's like oh if you would do it a little bit faster it
would go so differently do you see what I mean okay so now you're gonna walk
mid okay you might you might be able to end the game here I'm not even trying
okay yeah push me maybe you on the game fuck this bow fuck this just try to
pushmen and on the game walk walk please hey hey hey bro yo yo I'm not like
your little fucking League of Legends fucking dog man me how I just want you
to walk up okay you're right you know better okay walk walk back walk back walk
back back back okay so now go clear your topside enemy topside nice and strat
bro hey yo man nice and you gotta be more genius ideas bro let me know what
what's next Albert Einstein nice and bro I'm getting Riley read it in mid okay
listen dude you better not fucking call me I'm signed again do not compare me to
that pedophile yes bro that guy was literally yes bro he fucking committed
suicide supposedly in a jail cell like two years ago
you mean Epstein I said Einstein bro it's the same name no those are two
totally okay both great things for the world okay what great things that he do
bro. Count gravity. Okay sure that is a pretty good thing. Okay so now get the red buff.
Oh no that was new in actually never mind what you're saying. I don't know what I did.
What kind of fucking nerd even knows that shit? Be thankful that you don't know that.
Okay Jynxie look for the crab now okay.
Okay, so what are you going to do after the crab then?
Invade is jungle.
Well, no, because the enemy team is ending the game.
So if you invade is jungle, you're probably actually just going to lose.
Okay, best, I'll be here and then recall.
God, please recall.
Okay, drone mid.
Okay, Jynx seed.
This is what we're going to have to do.
I'm gonna want you to flash en pull in five people and get a pen to kill
Flash
BYE! BYE!
Oh my god
Oh my
Coach, I did everything you said. Let me buy it real quick
Dreamseat, what the fuck was that?
Do you know what you just did?
What?
Talk to me man.
It feels like, I tell you Jinxie, there are 5 robbers that are invading that Toys R Us.
I need you to snipe all of them with a sniper.
And then you walk in with an LMG, you gun down all of the children, and then you tell
me, yo don't do this, I did exactly what you said, miho.
Why did it not go well for me?
Well dude, cause what the fuck was that?
What?
That was a Marlin play!
That was even worse than a Marlin play!
Don't put me and Marlin in the same sentence in gaming bro, please.
Marlin didn't even click his buttons for two minutes bro.
Yeah, at least I didn't fucking click them on the minions!
I can walk back, you're gonna die, you're gonna die.
Walk to the enemy raptors.
I feel like I could have saved my- no I never mind.
No, dude if you- if you go for these jungle camps you are gonna die, I'm telling you.
You said you go to the enemy raptors, you sack of shit.
Yeah, and then you walk to the wolves, so what the fuck do you want me to do then?
I confuse raptors and wolves sometimes.
Okay, so who's the sack of shit?
Me.
Okay, so now I want you to say- oh god wait.
Walk back, walk into your nexus and in a funboy voice I want you to say
I've been a naughty boy for daddy and I deserve to be punished.
You really want me to do that in my nexus, man?
Mijo, it's a requirement. Faker did this.
Okay, what do I say again?
Say, I've been a naughty boy for daddy, I deserve to get punished.
I've been a naughty boy for daddy, I deserve to get punished.
Yeah, you're goddamn right, you do.
You
Okay, yeah, just what you saw my part my body party going on in part right now
Okay, so look we just walk up realize that I see the things like guys I see him
Okay, I want you to cute
Okay, wait
Yeah, this character sucks man, she just dies in one second.
If I'm Warwick, I'd literally get a quad.
I decided instantly, bro. Why am I playing this dog shit?
Jinxie, you know what it feels like?
What bro, what?
It's like, it's not a character issue.
If you would have even taken a gold Diana player, put him in that same position where
it got him a quadra kill.
Yeah, cause he's a gold Diana player.
I'm an iron Diana player.
We're not in the Diana player.
You're first timing to be fair.
Yes, bro.
Yes.
No shit, a gold Diana player.
Why are we going to surrender?
These guys in every time they're on Nexus.
Okay, wait, okay, Jyncey, I want you to read out loud how many kills in this list you have.
Six, seven?
What should I buy?
Don't bother buying anything, honestly.
Alright, is it time to win the game in Dragon or are they all going to be dragons if you have no vision?
Yeah, you got no good luck for Dragon there, honestly.
Why'd you laugh when you said that?
Nice, Coach.
I know how like 10 minutes ago you said we were winning, how about now?
Miho, Miho, it's like we're playing chess and you're up, you're queen and like 5 rooks
and then you enter the enemy pawns so many times then now it's like you're losing, does
that make sense?
Yes, okay.
Well coach, call me teamfight Terry, watch this.
I don't want to watch.
Okay look, Jinxie, just don't fight until the elder is gone.
you will never want to fight if they have altair
no no no no no no please
but my um, emptying pieces of shit teammates are fighting
okay so you know what walk up fuck it
might as well int with them
okay going going on
oh wow
what do you got me doing out here man?
like like bro you told me that I'll fight and then you said to fight
Special team and you are the same rank as us you delusional piece of human feces.
What is up with the league players?
Maybe they're like above their teammates.
Okay.
Yo bro, you're the same rank as us.
Jinx, can I show you something?
Bro had like, Bro went 3 kills positive, you're the reason.
I don't think they can actually end yet.
I actually don't think they can end yet.
Bro, they're literally not even hitting the nexus.
Okay, I'm going to mind this over.
Jinx, I want to show you something. Are you ready?
Okay, you can see, are you looking, I wanted to look at my screen, are you ready?
So this channel is not about me, this channel is about making helpful content for people
who want to learn mental health.
Bro, but I'm just shitty at this game bro, like legitimately man.
Can I explain what it is?
And you're getting on your side?
Bro, I don't know if I like, I don't like, this game is hard bro.
Like listen, listen, I want you to listen to me right now.
Because what I'm about to say is important.
Nobody ever started this game good.
Nobody ever started this game challenger.
Nobody ever started this game being able to go in 1v5 and be able to do all these crazy
things.
Right?
Nobody has.
Okay?
The problem right now is that you're just at a point where it's like you're very close
to bronze and the only thing holding you back, Jamesy, is the volume of games that you're
playing.
Because you're going to have games like that where your Warwick is taken from you.
You're going to have games where your teammate ends you, whatever it is, right?
But you already know you're good on Warwick, so it's like as long as you play it, you're
going to be able to climb, right?
But if you allow one loss or two losses to dictate you getting offline, then you're
never going to be able to go anywhere.
It's like starting your stream at one viewer and saying, hey guys, I only had one viewer
for the last two hours, so I'm just going to go offline because what the fuck is even
the point anymore, right?
You didn't start off streaming, being the most entertaining guy, you didn't start off
streaming being champion in R6, you didn't start off streaming being any of these things.
But it's like over time you learned, you grew and you were able to evolve.
And the problem right now, JynxC, is that it's like every game of League is like you
getting XP and gaming XP in your hot bar and it's like you can evolve but you're just not
getting enough XP for it to happen. It's not because you're shitty, it's not because you
don't understand what's going on, because you do. It's just that you need to play more
for it to become muscle memory. And I'm telling you, bronze is easy. But do you want to know
the reason why Ludwig hit Platinum? Do you want me to be brutally honest?
Yeah.
It's because he was playing League of Legends for 8 hours a day. That's the only reason
why. The reason why he went from silver to platinum on his last stream is because he
played it for 12 hours in a single day. That's the reason why. Right? And the
problem is right now that you're sitting there and it's like right now for
you, Jinxie, it feels like a league is just like a segment, right? Where you're
like, all right, we're doing our six, we're doing, let's say, class, we're doing
this, and then we're doing a league segment. But it's not a segment, bro.
It's the capability and the possibility for you to prove everyone wrong and show
Everybody would you're really capable of that's what it is. It's not a fucking little segment here there
Well, it's like okay guys will clock in one or two games a league and then I'll get off line
I'll eat some chick-fil-a and then that's it for the night at my drink, right?
That's not what it is, bro. I don't drink every night man. Okay, so okay then scratch you right
But what I'm saying is that it's like League of Legends is not is not and should not be a little thing
Where you're like I'm gonna play one or two games a day and then by the end of the month
I'm gonna be silver it should be a thing well if you decide one day hey today
I'm going for four hours, and I'm not fucking stopping until I'm bronze and even through all this shitty losses
Even through all the hard times you still keep pushing
Because that Jinxie is what separates the good players from the best
It's not the fact that they're able to fucking go and you know do the crazy pentacle plays
It's the fact that when they were getting shit on when they didn't know what was happening and when they were losing
They were willing to queue up again and again and again and again
You want a good warwick player on your first game? You are now just like your Diana
You you're not gonna be the best Diana now, but you can get there
You are holding yourself back right now
You and only you not the people stealing warwick from you
Not the people into your fucking games and not the people she's sniping you only you are holding yourself back because I'm telling you
I know you have what it takes and there are a lot of fucking people here that agree with that as well and
Every time you get off after one loss or you say that's it for me tonight
The only thing you're doing is you're making it so that there's one less voice
That's willing to talk to everyone else and say no guys. He has what it takes
You're snuffing out one person's hope that their favorite streamer will be able to actually
get high rank in this game.
That's the only thing you're doing, Jinxie.
You're making it so that all these people that believe in you that want to see you succeed
and that actually have faith in your progress and in your climb, you're proving them wrong.
And it's not because you're not good enough that it's CSU.
It's because you're not willing to overcome the hurdle where once you surpass that, you
will become great.
So you're basically saying to just throw my life away from League of Legends?
Do you have a family, Jinxie?
Do I have a what?
Do you have a family?
Yes.
Do you have friends?
Yes.
Do you have a daily routine?
Yes.
Okay.
Do you have other games that you enjoy playing?
Yes.
Do you have hobbies?
Yes.
Not anymore, Jinxie.
From now on, you are a League of Legends player, and that is all you are.
And tomorrow, right, even if you call it today, tomorrow when you go live, you're gonna fucking sit in your chair and you are not getting off League of Legends until you're bronze.
Do you understand me? Because it's only five or six wins and it's easy as fuck.
So I don't care, Jinxie, if it gets to a point where your family hasn't seen you in months.
I don't care if it gets to a point where your hair actually becomes three inches in length.
I don't care if it gets a point jing see where you're saying don't test. I feel like golem from Lord of the Rings
I haven't seen the Sun in a month
I'm gonna look you dead in the eye jing see and I'm gonna say are you low elo?
You're gonna respond. Yes, and then I'm gonna make you queue up again. Am I understood?
Yes
So tomorrow you want me to do a stream
I'm being dead serious when I say this and this isn't me glazing you or anything. I would say that if you actually try
Because the thing is there are two Jinxies. There's content Jinxie
Mio, Beisha, Mio. It's not about try. My Warwick got taken. I would have finger blasted that last scene if I had Warwick
I understand. Listen, listen, I'm not just talking about the last game. I'm talking about in general.
Like half the time I'm going to sit there and it's like, Jinxie, I was watching you.
But let me just say this, bro. I was watching you duel with Muda and you held Q the entire fucking game.
But when I'm in the call telling you hold Q, you press it every single time.
So, yeah, I understand. I'm getting better at holding Q. That's why I wanted to show you my
warwick games bro yep listen my chat is saying if I do a stream tomorrow where I
don't end until I get bronze somebody said if I win every game it'll take six
hours is that true no everything if I win every game tomorrow and have a delay
and try my ass off and go full try hard like run an actual fucking delay for the
snipers and shit yep how long would it take to get bronze if I like because I'll
I'll do like an hour of other shit.
I'll go live early and then, yeah.
Like tomorrow I'm gonna watch RLCS
and that'll be done at like fucking two or three.
So if I dedicate my entire day to getting bronze
and let's say I win all my games,
how long will that take?
Four hours.
Now, how about if I win 70% of my games?
Like six hours?
Oh my God.
But Jynxxy, let me tell you something right now, I'm telling you right now, that days
like this are what you're going to need to actually break that barrier.
When you were getting into Clash Royale, did you ever have days where all you played was
Clash Royale?
Yes.
And that's the reason why Jynxxy, you were able to become one of the fucking highest ranked
players in that game.
That's the reason why.
And if you were, if you would be willing to do the same with League, I am telling you,
I am telling you.
You say it would even be two days a week where you say guys we're gonna go fucking crazy in league today
And we're gonna actually go insane you would genuinely be silver
minimum
By the end of mid-June. I swear to God
All right, man, so tomorrow I
Don't end my stream until I get bronze. I run a delay and I try my ass off and and and
and you get a piss bucket.
Why the piss bucket though?
Because the problem is that every single time you walk to the bathroom,
you get your mind taken out of the game because now you can sit there,
you can like see your mirror, you see the toilet and all that.
But if we get you a piss bucket, your camera can't stand on your desk.
So you're just going to piss in that bucket all fucking day
and it's going to make it so that you cannot not be locked in.
So you legitimately as my coach are recommending that I get a piss bucket so I lock in.
It's what Faker did.
I'm checking that by any good.
And if you don't hit bronze by the end of the shim and you saw in the shim, you have
to trinkets
okay dude who did you ask who did you ask
Google
what the fuck do you think Google knows
this is from eight years ago
exactly
major problem in league of legends and are being abused by pro players
what?
yo bro alright man
Tomorrow I'm gonna watch our LCS at like one. We're watching LCS tomorrow
RLCS Rocket. Oh, okay. Okay tomorrow. I'm gonna watch RLCS. So they get the finals, okay?
And then after that I'm gonna get right on League and I don't get off League and then I get bronze
That's what I like to fucking hear virtual handshake
Okay, I'm shaking your hand, but I want you to get four energy drinks tomorrow
Okay, I have like Celsius. That's fine. So tomorrow I don't end until I get bronze and I get
energy drinks and I get a delay and I get a piss bucket. Anything else?
Um, is there one day shipping for love answers?
I don't know that. What is love answers? Can I look it up?
Yeah, not on the stream. So essentially what it would be, James, is it would be
something that you insert in your boyhole and then every single time you
die in league I just make it vibrate and every time you die more than once it has
increased like vibrational frequency and then we would end up making it so that if
you like int then it's like you literally have like a shattered a shattered anus.
Okay, so tomorrow, I don't get off the stream until I get bronze in League of Legends.
I'm going to get a piss bucket, I'm going to have a 30 second delay minimum, I'm going
to have 4 energy drinks, 1 for every 2 hours, and on top of that, I'm going to get an eventus,
you can shake my rectum whenever I hit it.
Yep, and then you're also going to get a second one that you're going to put in your
mouth for a high-vise I'm not ending the stream tomorrow until I get problems
virtual handshake okay I'm not shaking it bro all right I'll see you have a
good night all right guys I was gonna show my pen to kill but was this it was
Is this a pentacle that I had yesterday?
Fuck, where was the dana penta?
Guys, I swear, this was the game I got the penta, wasn't it?
Oh yeah, here. Look.
Look at how sick this was.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, no we got to unlock some of that fucking energy tonight. We got to unlock some of that fucking energy tonight
You didn't do my pencil. No, no cuz I got the pencil after
It's cuz I got the pencil after
Okay guys one second I need an able to lay oh
My god
oh my god no we got to unlock some of that fucking energy tonight we got to
unlock some of that fucking energy tonight you didn't do my pencil no no
cuz I got the pencil after it's cuz I got the pencil after okay guys one
second I need enabled delay
All right, we're good now.
Okay.
And, uh, DJ there in six months,
I'm a Mac team right there in the prime,
uh, Thalmyne, uh, until,
Chip, they're guys with subs,
Tittle Mac there in the prime of the song,
Bucket Cart there in six months.
Thank you guys.
How many more hours are you gonna play for tonight?
But we're only missing like one win, and if we got one win then we're even on the day
So it's like I would like to play
At least one more, but low key maybe two
It's like low key maybe two
There ain't no delay, I don't think no, it's 30 seconds
It is 30 seconds so we're getting him.
Stop trolling and actually coach him.
Bro, I literally am!
Am I giving him the same advice I would give anyone else?
I think you might weird him out sometimes.
No, he's used to it at this point.
Okay, guys, I'm gonna be real.
I think what we do now is we just do Hecarim every game for the rest of the night.
We're gonna climb down, now we got it. I think only like 10 minutes away.
Okay, what if we actually first pick Hecarim, Cher?
Low key, what if we actually first pick Hecarim?
Oh, k matchup that's gonna be chill though
Wait is it gonna be graves action what the fuck is going on the dark parking was insane now I don't shame
But tomorrow I'm 10 guys tomorrow's gonna be like the most serious coaching we've ever done
Like I'm telling you it's actually the most serious coaching ever one. Let me just go back to my sec
I'm dead, I'm sorry, I'm hurting, and I'm, I'm losing, I can hear you, call my name, I'm just sorry, I'm lost, I'm lost
I
Let's go guys. Oh, it's time for us to get down now
Are you guys ready for the win? Yes, you know who's right for the most cinematic heck room game ever?
listen
I'm super fucking juice on our ears
Absolute fucking cancer juicer.
Alright, some readers search.
The rank one player got banned by Vanguard? Did he really?
Did I say why got banned?
I want you an argon I'll have to think of something for you though
Say I'll get back to you something tomorrow, bro. I like mull over it for a little bit
Okay
Guys you want to hear something fucking hilarious
So you guys saw how in champs like my Victor was schizo typing
It's like I already know by him schizo typing in him blocking Victor that this guy's name is alone
road I already know it's this guy 1 million percent it is 1 million percent
this guy not a doubt in my mind it's this guy I already know I already fucking
know it has to be him is it really not him oh wow it actually might not be him
what the fuck no way I was wrong about that that's crazy okay I'm gonna play
for top debaucher go to bed you viewbotter bro I'm not the one viewbotting it though
I got you cash him we're gonna be getting it soon I'm telling you come on up for the top
to bottom and afterwards we can look on the uh... the uh... the uh...
three months in advance thank you bro
i think i'm probably just gonna play on the blue and then after blue i'll just like play on the
us a pair.
Okay, so listen, the rest I, I, dear friends right now is we're just like finished a pair.
Kinda such a smol good reset with like literally fucking no pl-
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Guess if you're not actually gonna look on the drag because if I look on the jagged makes me be off tempo for a little while
hey keep come in equals you mom come back life you take it no she never come back Jesus
this by the way is the typical experience of like you playing the game out like 10 p.m.
to like 4 a.m. and just having a run I'm Chinese dude in your team going fucking my crazy chat
like it's like this every time there's always at least like one Chinese dude going fucking
my crazy I'm losing his mind which is like crazy for me to say but it's true
I'm gonna give him this cards and I'm gonna invade him on wrappers sir I like
that idea way more
I'm going to ignore the raptors here.
So the reason why I ulted there is because my ult cancels his ult teleportation, so I
need ult to like stop the wave.
I didn't know if it was what we can do so we just walked it as well and switched it
up in like 3 seconds.
I'm just gonna boss one over.
One...
Two...
Nice.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried a little bit, I know.
Oh god that's fucking cancer. I mean if they can actually kill the Ash too, Loki chill.
Smolder dies as Smolder gets a kill too.
You're getting bad advice from me about that.
Okay I'm gonna start building towards my uh...
You know what, let's actually do it. Let's do it.
Nah, nah. I'll just vote Sondred.
I've ever played Lux if so, do you have any tips?
Uh, yeah, I played a game where I was autofill, but supported at 1-0-9-4, and I pretty much sold off my kidney game. It was fucking horrible.
No, it's a brand new detail. You're probably welcome. Thank you.
Oh, I'm ghosting for this.
Not that yet, baby. That's what I'm looking for.
Because normally when you do something, I'm going to look at-
Fuck you! Fucking mom! Fucking dog! Jesus, this guy's like really letting it out this
game.
So now we're going to get the pickaxe and after this we'll look for the topcrab here,
and it's like maybe Grubbs.
We have to put on this job here
I'm gonna be honest guys pardon me wants to just sit there and invade the fucking enemy
topside here.
I don't know about Ash be our best friend
Yeah, let's go grab some number look on in there
Clubs are down
Let me do something
Oh shit!
Wait, Jclips!
They're gonna fuck this up.
Appreciate it. Thank you.
Oh god.
I'm gonna be honest.
I might fucking be dead.
Dude, this at the moment.
What the fuck? That's crazy.
Okay, listen, Jclips.
You saw nothing though.
Whatever you just saw happen, you didn't see it.
That's actually fucking insane, mother.
and I think I love the gift as well. Thank you bro.
Wow that's actually fucking insane by the way.
Wow. And uh, too soon there in the comments as well. Thank you.
Okay guys listen.
We have to work for the
Bazzi top there into heralds
And as long as you do that it's gonna be super good for us
But it's actually insane
I think I'm gonna just play like Bazzi top into heralds here
We're gonna talk, I'm gonna go mochads into Amnisonger, we're just gonna like to NastyMax this game.
And what do you want to main Hecarim?
He was the only ever really champion that I like, really synergized with.
Like I would never really win on anything else except him.
And I was like over time I was like, you know what, fuck it, what if I want to check that.
I mean, this guy is literally just fucking inside out, peace.
Oh god, is he going to lose his mind because I saw his cannon?
Fuck, I should not have smite this, get sawed's cannon.
So this rises for sure, dude.
Yeah, but this game is a good free run.
Spoken to Nautilus we're going to look for the, uh, the, uh, Reptile of the map that we should give.
Do you know what it feels like when you smite the Skitso's cannon in your league game?
As I imagine there's this like cracked out homeless man on map, and you like decide to take his like,
shopping cart, instead of like someone else's, and then it's just like you're like, oh fuck, maybe I shouldn't have done that.
all right we're gonna hold this shit up in here
I mean, really, Scythe of the Grades, you just smite the Scythe of Smite, yeah, right.
Oh!
I mean, I don't even think I have to boss you, to be honest.
Er, not a boss, but I'll...
I'll probably win this one, though.
pissed if no no if I would have smited the renekton and I would have actually
smite the dragon like I wanted to that's a quadra kill there or triple kill
at least oh bro I actually messed up fuck me I did I like if I smite the
dragon we actually kill everyone because I would have gotten the healing from the
this might this might have gotten killed
jesus christ
it's actually fucking insane
Let's actually look on this, uh, this here.
i think mochi would just go top crabbin so like top stand in
How do I take this stop wave into red?
Oh god, what's he gonna ask for now?
I want him to kill me so he can die.
But that's like next level hating.
Wanting the enemy jungler to kill you just so your team can kill him is like actually
next level hating.
Wait, how can the mom die before her son is born?
Isn't that, like, not even possible?
Is every Q auto I'm hitting for about 400? Is I'm in enough damage for this?
It simply gets a fucking hard win there.
Is Master Yas here? It's like okay.
Good buddy on the comp though.
Nice.
I think our best angle now is we actually just like raptors or wolves then after we'll just look on the run into crugs
I'm trying to think of like what I didn't...
I feel like just finishing merch heads and then building into deaths on some fucking banners.
merch heads deaths down, star xl is the last food and merch has to be...
oh yeah.
that's the player right there.
What? Wait, what? Wait, I'm- wait, what? I'm getting- I'm getting killable? Okay, I'm
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I genuinely would have never assumed that I was killable.
What the fuck was that?
Like, that's actually fucking insane. What?
Like, holy shit.
How did he just end the Sadiq? I literally have no idea bro.
But yeah, I really have genuinely no fucking idea.
Okay, so I guess we could play on the dragon in here, but I'm gonna be honest, we only have one drag.
That song would be able to play for so long anyways, so I'd rather not look for it.
Like, I don't know, I just like for force find man, force find man.
It's okay.
Oh, okay.
nice okay so you got that
I didn't actually just gonna play on..
oh I don't wanna play on dragon
it's kinda insane that we're not able to just straight up brute force and the fucking game
I need you oh god
Jesus Christ
Jesus fucking Christ.
Well, I'm gonna be honest with you, I didn't mean to meddle in this level of 18.
full build like this is an ironic big problem
like i'm gonna be honest guys the rise is actually a fucking problem
he literally one shots everyone
makes me wonder if I want to do Serax or if I want to just do K-Nek
I don't know that one yet
Yeah this game is like unironically kind of hard now because the enemy team has enough
workflow that they can just solo him definitely.
Unless you play 1v1 after this.
Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLLO?
Best tackle in the world.
I think we just put in bot...
Action out!
We're in bot mixup.
I think I'll Cp.
yo smugger are you going to fight it go?
Remeber who you are right before you get hit with me
I got this fast fucking ass hearted
Riven bought me top 26.45
These people are such fucking retarded losers.
Oh, a hack was automated. Ah, it's one of those, sir.
He's one of those fucking freak losers. Cheers, man.
I can't remember how much I have to pay for solo this game.
I should have been over 20 minutes ago.
So we have a 20 kill Hecarim and a 15 kill Riven and my Thresh is saying, oh guys it's
okay at least Mordor almost has his 225 stacks.
Like we never needed this game to go to that point bro, ever.
What do you mean, it's okay, like what?
Yeah, at least the entire new team is getting more of a chance to scale instead of just
being there in the right side of the front.
As a fanboy in your fanboy community, I felt super safe smiley face
Especially when it's hot bang bang bang my sister in front of Korea solo queue
I wish you could stream it my dear life you do for Jinky smiley face
We gotta we gotta put it in jail, bro
But they're intended to show
Rice and literally borderline fucking one shots
Oh, no, that's okay
Oh nice.
It's on your AFK for a second because I need to pick up the...
Breeds.
Okay, give me one second.
and
and
well guys you want to solve this game till narnia comes so fuck it
I actually just played baron's soul
It's in 10 that this game is going on this time though.
just go back and solo, just go back and solo, my team doesn't know how to play teamfights
and they don't know how to play on the game, so the only way we can do it is to play for
band on the Soul Shack.
Well, sucks that the Ryze had flash, but the good thing is that everyone dies, so then
we actually end the game off that.
Nice.
This game has a lot of kills for 32 minutes, yeah, it's because they don't end the game.
So even though we saw them, we got all these kills and we did all this shit, it doesn't
matter because my team doesn't understand, like, that if we just group and we fight,
we'd like and
It's it's still gonna drag it. Oh my god, it's still not over
All right, nice guys good news. We actually managed
To win thank God
Wow, how many kills well I called it. What the fuck did I say? I literally called it
Like I knew it would be this guy I
I
Called it there's only one guy that plays mages mid lane and is mentally ill enough to type that
By the way guys listen um
Oh, no, no, no, it's okay. I want to record some stuff. Anyways, uh, well, it's actually humson ash this game
Anyways guys, we're going to call the shim a share and the reason why is because I have
to record some shit and vampire theme in the province so I appreciate it.
Thank you.
And SirX, Excel, thank you guys for the subs.
So we're going to call it a share.
I want to thank you guys all so much for everything today, for all the followers and
watching.
Thank you.
Subs give, subs resubs.
Appreciate it.
We are going to be live again tomorrow way earlier than we were today.
So tomorrow should be an early start.
I think we're probably going to spend at least 4 hours from our coaching jinxie.
So we'll be able to get in some solo queue, then it'll be a lot of coaching and then
more solo queue.
So the more is going to be a banger.
But anyways, I want to thank you guys all for tuning in today for all the follows, all
the subs, give subs, resubs, everything like that thing.
Thank you guys all so, so, so, so, so much for everything.
I'm not sure how many bureaus we're actually at today, but it's been really fucking crazy
to see.
Just like how much everyone's been enjoying everything.
So anyways, with that being said, we're actually going to go offline now.
6.9k, nice.
But yeah, so we're going to go offline now.
We're going to call it here.
And tomorrow we're going to go on the Warpath to Challenger, right?
Nine wins away from Chal.
But anyways, have you guys all been curious tonight?
And I'll see you guys all again tomorrow.
Peace.