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Honestly talk to my focus looks like it's gonna be okay this game
You know I'm none and I'll have a better idea.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I actually have a bit of a crazy idea but I think it's gonna work.
Okay chat, I wonder if you guys are ready to see some new plating.
And uh, right down towards the monstrel mark. Thank you.
I got you buddy, always.
I just saw we're gonna win the game of the one check this out
Wait what
All right, I'm fucking dead yo
I'm going to be honest, I genuinely don't know on what planet I can't sure to ever
so it's a blue buff this game but wow first game of the day we're already in a fucked up spot
like that's that's actually fucking crazy first game of the day we're already in such like a fucked up uh
fucked up spot
okay so what we're gonna do then is i'll just throw in the wrappers then because if i don't
Don't tell me afters I'm just fucked.
No, there's no way.
My game is so real.
Guys, I'm not gonna lie, this game is so fucking horrible right now.
Wait, actually, is it though?
Wait.
Okay!
Wait!
WHAAAAAT?!
Okay guys, I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore.
Like, I don't even know what's going on anymore.
I really don't.
Like, you know when it's like crazy shit just happens, but it's like so much of it happens,
they don't even know how to like process it anymore?
Like, I genuinely don't even know what the fuck is even happening anymore.
I really don't.
I can't even like process all this information.
Nice, we have a winning bot and the last one I'll take.
Winning bot and it doesn't look like our game is that bad to be honest.
Because yes, I'm 0-1-1, but so is the Kindred.
And it's like we both ended kills to the enemy mid laner.
So it's like mid laner is actually even right now.
So when it's even bot is winning jungles even, we're actually in a really nice spot.
Okay, so Akshan ends up going for a bot gank.
Well, okay, we could actually just play on like a top-to-bot poker, then.
YOOH!
Jakey, what the fuck, bro?
Already?
Dude, we're not in damage into the stream yet!
But they're in the Viper, appreciate it.
Thank you.
And Gifty, they're in the sub-as-well farm, and they're in the prime and re-thame for 14 months.
Thank you, guys.
okay guys have really bad news so it turns out that the enemy action is now
actually four and zero
oh
What a roguepig ends Kindred or Lee Sin.
Guys, what do we think is worse of a game?
Is Kindred or Lee Sin?
Because realistically, if I just don't first pick Akram, then they're never gonna go Kindred, but it's like...
Do I really want to give up first picking Akram just because they might lock in Kindred?
What a fucking 8-skinned.
Can I even kill this?
Thank God.
Yeah, if I go for this, I'm dead to the actual.
I'm in reset right now.
Can you think of what ever do you think you can jump or challenge again?
Ah, not anytime soon, to be honest.
Not anytime soon.
Because like, all those challenges were done because I just didn't feel any kind of like,
spark with like, the actual, like, playing games and not themselfs, right?
So it's like, I'll do all these different challenges to kind of like,
office right so they'll do all these different challenges to kind of like
sell these builds like have some fun on the stream you can learn this game on
kinship or inbade was just fucked okay lowkey true though
unironically that's lowkey facts though and I guess from there through mental
like thank you holy fuck that hype chain coming out of the woodwork for that
okay so some more we're gonna have to do yours we're gonna have to plan the gromp
And then after gromp we're gonna look on the uh, I don't have to grab we can just play play for the rest of here
And so dragon
So Chris on
I'm saying that kind of strong though to be honest
Like real shit we're actually starting to get somewhere.
We're getting LP from Bans?
What do you mean by that?
Oh!
Oh!
I know what you mean.
Okay, so for those who are unaware, the ranked one NA player was actually discovered to
be some kind of like script or some shit.
So as a result, a lot of people in NA Hyrule have been getting like plus 30 LP randomly
because it's like they were getting LP refunded because they lost him
but I've never paid against him
I used to not like uh...
since like the latter he said so no I won't I won't be getting any LP refunded
it's only for the people that I should pay against him
oh thank god yes
Now we know that Akshan is definitely gonna try for some around here.
But if he doesn't, then that's also good too.
But why did they both just say?
Wait, why did my team randomly slam in and die?
Wait wait wait what my team could have recalled the enemy randomly wait what?
Guys, I'm genuinely out of lost bullets
How long was he fighting me for there?
Like 10 seconds?
I thought that entire 10 seconds my Renekton didn't want the side-tash to actually help
me out.
Look at that, it's holding.
So am I dying for 10 seconds on the grubs?
And it's like, I mean I guess Renekton was getting zoned by Vlad to be fair.
Nah, whatever this sort of is.
Yeah, I mean we can just ff this one.
It's just first game of the day, that's the loss, that's all it is.
Well, I mean to be fair, when my center randomly cancelled her recall and got both her and Ziggs killed for no reason, I knew that this game was a loss.
Like, the second I saw that happen I knew this guy would just like, solo-sit cross.
Ten runs away after this game. Yep, it's gonna be back to ten runs.
Winning a good spot though, Key? Nah, not even close to good spot.
I wish we would be, but not at all.
Yep, I'll play guys.
generational performance from our balling right now.
And maybe what I could do is I could book up my blows bubbles thing.
Oh shit! Yo dawg what the fuck?
I'm gonna send him a free shot. Thank you.
I mean yeah this is just cancer.
Dog I'm gonna be honestly bro this game is fucking aids like I'd love to sit here and tell you right now that I'm gonna win for you
But I'm gonna be honest. I got I don't know what I'm going to
Like it's looking very fucking hard for us right now genuinely very difficult
Yeah, like, see I'm gonna put on these drops here, but then I'm just gonna get crops on and die.
Yo, guys, what the fuck is going on?!
Bro, you guys can't be doing this to me in this game.
Layout of all games, it can't be this one, I'm getting very fucked on like this.
But uh, X-FoK, I'm gonna probably get a good free shot. Thank you.
Nice. I mean Bokyuk could actually win. Bokyuk could actually win though. But it took him
And I got an axe to stem this up too.
No one's hanging out, she got this shit.
Yeah, should be able to get this last grab.
Nice.
Nice, that's 1k.
Nice, that's 1k.
I really wish that my favorite would have landed his ability there, because if he did,
we could have gotten both.
But I'm going to be honest guys, I'm lowkey back in this game.
Like you know how it's like earlier I said please don't like do anything, like this game
is fucked?
It's like, you know maybe it's not.
Like lowkey maybe there's actually a fucking angle, a real talk, let me get around one second.
Like there might actually be a fucking angle for this one.
What the fuck?
Alright, see what we got on the wrappers and the wolves.
And the only thing is I welcome thank you
I can't rest anger right now is just around these raptors here
But as long as we get this I think we're gonna be in a really nice spot
If they go as many means that action is bought
you fucking cocksucker motherfucker you fucking piece of shit scumbag fucking
freak dude if he doesn't know that's so sad cuz like I had no way out right so the only
way out that I have that would be as if I like if he doesn't know it and I've managed
to like randomly kill him
honestly though it ain't looking too bad right now ain't looking too bad like I'm feeling
good about this game so far
What the fuck are they doing?
We know he's getting out of his ult here.
Okay, um...
That's so far.
Oh, I didn't have the fucking ammo speed to close the distance there.
Like imagine I jump on them right now, I don't mean to bounce anything.
Hold on.
Now go, now we can.
What's kind of fucking crazy to think is the fact that I'm actually ahead of the kinsher
now even after the game that we've had so far yes we're gonna be down to dragons
it's okay it doesn't matter because like we're building up the we're bridging the
kill gap that's a really matter so now if we bridge the kill gap then we can like
actually contest something like what kind of snow to the mouse
I would say probably knocked him to be honest
Because you can just like spell shield his his snowball and then you fear him you can't go somewhere to search him
I'm sorry just like us
Okay, so the good news is we're gonna get a random install and then next time that we
get built for it will probably just be a K-neck.
Cause if I get that item, there's not anything I can do anymore.
We're gonna go with this and just Serax.
I guess the Axion can still deal damage to me, but Kintra will never be able to over
again.
I saw him fly another three enemies.
I mean
I don't know I'll get so listen you guys remember how five seconds ago I said I want to do K-Nek
as my next item so I thought about it more and I think what could actually be the better
Angles if we just go still acts to be honest
He's like imagine you can go still acts here, right?
Then getting that shield game the tenacity, I think it's just gonna help a fuck them
Wow well played
Okay, so we know I can just take our bot side because my plug mark disappeared.
Oh, please tell me that I just died.
Notice how he doesn't do fucking shits anymore?
It's because he won Kraken Collector, he has literally no armor pen.
So little buddy boy won no fucking armor pen and I got random wins.
Imagine that, I won random wins.
Which is like the anti-crit item.
So it means that he does absolutely no damage to me until like Lord Dom's regards, so he's
forceable Lord Dom's regards now and even if he doesn't his DPS is Lord because he doesn't
have a U. Cheers bro.
Yeah, we're getting very strong man, I'm actually liking the state of it.
Okay, so we're only missing about a hundred gold.
I wonder if I'd be able to get my sarx off this farm.
I could if I restore my.
It's not gonna be fun.
Okay, we reset, we get our gauge and then now we can have a zig zapy and then we win.
oh well okay so they didn't actually started yet that's what it means if he's on my top
I didn't start it
I mean bro fucking Christ
Josh, 75 gifts with a free shot. Thank you, bro.
Oh, man. And a friendship there, in front of us all. Thank you.
You're the gallows? Thank you, y'all.
Listen, Josh, I'm going to try to give you a win here, okay?
Now, the only problem with it, Josh, I'll tell you, is that I don't think we should go canik at all.
I feel like I need more armor, so maybe I do, like, death stands.
Logitech sounds now I think I think that man's actually has like a lot of value too
let's look at this son
well Santa we can't be serious
Like if I wanted to build like a carry I would go something like a Bork here now.
Or not Bork but a Blackweaver.
If I want to be honest with it I don't want to get Blackweaver.
Yeah I can just do damage now.
Okay so now Kindred is going to start doing damage, the enemy action also has all the
R2.
what the fuck what is going on
fucking aides game
yo you guys know what the fuck is going on
with him it's interesting about walk up
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I think we lost this game.
Like, we had a little line where we could have won, and then it's just like...
I don't know how it fell apart as hard as it did, but it's like everyone just found me
so like, splitting and shit, and then afterwards it just fell apart completely.
Like, now this is just fucking blown to hell. We are fucked.
I'm the...
Charlie from the sub and Mercy from the four years.
Four years, Jesus.
Yeah, the enemy Kindred's obsessed with CP, bro.
The counter pick, bro.
Counter pick Kindred, dude.
Is there anything that we could book on this year?
It's taking us out, I don't even think I can farm anymore, like, oh, I lost.
Yeah, it's just over on this thing like it's sad, but it is what it is, you know
I mean like it is what it is.
Oh wow.
I'm gonna say that Sloky does a lot of damage.
I'm gonna say that Sloky does a lot of damage though.
Okay, real shit.
I genuinely think we have enough damage that we could do something.
I genuinely think that we could actually do something here.
Awww man.
Let me think.
We need a group that has 5, that's the only way we can ever win.
you
Dude, are you fucking serious?
What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck okay?
Let me get a coke
yeah i mean bro like my six has fascia but he's not fashing the leonalds
you know I mean it's like like he's not flashing where the only thing that can
instantly one-shot him we fucking serious it
I'll coke break now we have to
like that's actually what it is we just had to do it bro
The owner was better than Senna that game, well that Senna was unironically worthless
for the first like 9 tenths of that game.
Right?
So Senna was worthless, the Ziggs was doing godfucking knows what, you know, it's like...
10 game win streak soon? I mean we actually will. Like we actually will. I'm not even
kidding by the way
you store coke at your home
i'm gonna have a couple cans bro
i have a couple cans
are you saying i'll put in a shit for hyrule or do things i'm not like a gore or shit
What would we be going to climb with?
Whoa!
Let me explain it to you.
The thing about Evelyn is Evelyn is a champion, right?
Where you carry the game in a weird way.
So what I mean by that is think of Evelyn like a Rengar,
OK?
But a Rengar with less team fighting carry potential.
That's not sure what Evelynn is, right?
And the thing about most Evelynn players,
and the reason why they end up losing, right?
And why they end up not winning as many games as they could,
is because Evelynn players,
it's so easy for them to get kills
that all they do all game is play for kills,
and then they lose with 20 kills, right?
But if you play for objectives
and you set everything up nice
and you do all this nice, good shit,
then it's like, you actually have a lot of potential.
do a challenger marathon we'll see we'll see maybe
alright alright guys garen into play what are we thinking
That's a Garen in self-waist, what are we thinking here?
Like, what's our team gonna need for us right now?
Hang on the son job of baby equals the upland and it's not that simple because like the
thing inside her lockdown she wants you to during the lockdown so I mean I guess kind
of like low key kind of like I actually low key like you might not be that wrong.
All right guys, smolder scion chase, okay?
Now dude, I want to go AP this game, go under Diana.
You know what looks really good here?
Fuck, I don't want to do mastery.
Mastery we don't have engage. Wukong, he doesn't have a damage, he's a smolder. I think I'll do Diana.
I think I'll do the Diana guys.
As much as I didn't want to, we have to do the Diana here.
Okay, they have a ton of CC though.
Zin-Zao, I think that's fine for me.
Best red king game of all time.
And I could've been get honest, I could've been get honest maybe.
Viego is crazy this game, Nali's absolutely not.
Remember, Viego's only good if you have single target but isolation lockdown on your team.
This game we don't have enough of that.
And the enemy team is like too tanky too, we want people to get resets.
Adonis, I thought we said only Hecarim today.
Yeah, look who the enemy team banned bro, what do you want me to do?
Why is Hecrim banned in this game?
Okay, so Hecrim was banned by the enemy Maokai.
Do you guys want to bet that the enemy Maokai is somebody that was in my last game and just banned Hecrim because they're not in queue?
Let's have a look.
yeah see so like this is the thing this is how an a high-low goes okay i play a game as hecarim
i lose uh my support on my team and the next lobby is against me so what does he do he instantly
bans hecarim then the next game they're gonna say oh wait don't this was in the previous game
they're gonna ban hecarim again so it's like sometimes that cycle continues for legitimately like
like 3-5 games straight before I get another hack from gaming.
Not any time soon bro, not any time soon.
Why are there so many people here, we're getting re-boughted.
I think right now the real viewer count is probably about like 3,000 I guess
Guys what's the real viewer count? What's the real viewer count?
Okay, so I got this
now I'm gonna be honest with you guys normally Sion is a little bit of a
problem but I think we're gonna be able to reach out 2.6k okay
Yeah, that's the last thing, it's getting me balled by Bowie, 10k then.
Okay, what I really want to do is I want to just look for Wolves and I'll put them back to the rest of the boss, I clear.
Oh, wow.
So we're gonna do this we're gonna play on the
wrappers and after wrappers work on the
last boss I play. I mean I'm gonna be
real thing i was actually looking decent for us right now
and
right now let's see if we actually get to this crowd now
I mean there's only that you guys don't kill it you know what low key low key low key worth
low key worth I know that's so fucking crazy to say below cash or worth I should take that
daily that's actually okay for us okay so now we got this we need to play on the
I might need to play for med yank
yeah I'll come now I'll come
wow
guys have bad news for us
enemy son is already out like fucking
3000 health and we're forming into the game
that's in my reaction
you know if you walk in the jungle you get instantly bad and i'm like getting
with that on right is the eight is the only one
I mean
but what do you want me to do
you walk up
Yeah, I mean this guy is just with us.
Like this way you're so with us.
I don't know, I'm wasting all this time.
Oh god.
I
Did you see some Chad that was now ranked one was banned for cheating long
Yeah, but brah I'm gonna be honest like how can I even care about that one? This is my experience
You know what I mean?
Oh
game's not so good. Okay. It's fine.
Ahhhh.
I like this lane should literally be unloosable for him.
What a fucked up game.
I get a horrendously fucked up game this is.
Wow.
I mean, I was gonna say maybe I'll look for a top-side mid on the uh...
On the side of the bottom lane that doesn't have any cost.
But it's probably gone.
isn't up somewhere to surge.
So the good news is guys that were actually back in business now.
But I'm not even kidding, we're actually back in business.
What?
with four flat tires, that's an icy mountain.
I know, I'm sure.
So again, I'm getting on top of those, that's what matters.
Out of curiosity, how's in Zao jungle?
Who do you want to play with?
Looks like Dusk and Dawn rush is like the crazy thing.
And then you go like Riftmaker.
So it's like Dusk and Dawn, Riftmaker, AP's in jungle.
Wow.
Oh, I mean am I just really dumb?
As long as God just flashes over the wall here right?
Now I think what happens is I just end up losing my uh, at least my bullshit code ever.
okay so it looks like item
i don't know is that the wrong items
so item one
people are even doing Nashor's suit that seems like a bit uh... a bit fucking funky though
i wonder why people don't go like dusk and dawn into sundry sky
i feel like that could be such an interesting build
also got a
son is already so tanky yes ridiculous
that one shot it was right i on ironically should have one fucking uh...
should have went to a red king
Alright, came this here would have been really really nice actually.
I thought it's like this guy knows that the AP's in Zao gimmick as they're just healing to full randomly.
And it's like he's still not building anti-heal.
Well, at least, at least he's missing his fucking field.
His fear.
So he misses the fear, which is like the one thing that he would have needed to land in
order for us to stop him chance at killing him.
I'm playing through Karon.
Karon's holding one counter right now.
Maybe Garen too, Loki.
Yeah, well you're just a piece of shit, bro.
Okay, so the smogger actually flashed away there.
I'm not gonna say sure. I'll just have a light brown and lice up.
I mean bro, let's just think of this what it is.
Yeah, she was there just chalked up.
As much as I wish I wasn't, it's just like, it's looking really bad for us.
The only way we could have won is if one of our laners would have actually been performing and we could play through that, but it's like garrons losing lane phase, losing lane phase, losing lane phase.
Almost like I can maybe find a kill on Jacer.
I want to keep in mind that Sana is built full tank this game.
Guys, why does every single day have to start off like this?
Like every single day just starts off with like, I don't know, between like two to five
losses.
Like just instantly.
just off the fucking rip, bro. Two to five losses every single time. Like, how fucked
w and nzad
you know fuck the roger
well at least we got blood out in about like 6 seconds
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, those, those, no, we're hostaging this.
We're actually hot okay, thank God
You want to have having an alchohol I hope and even one like this yeah, sure
Jenny is already ready to party wait already. It's fucking 2 p.m.
Should I call on a oh high-five called him yo hi guys. What's up, man?
Wait, is he already ready for it?
The dark and private thing as for the subs and don't let me set you there in six months. Let's all come back. Thank you
$800 sweet mother of Neptune do I get a hand job with it?
That's like the upper end one, so if the basic one's like 200...
Why is Dantez the one always trying to surrender now?
Because these games aren't 1v1 at all.
Like I'm all for playing games now, but that game is just complete on 1v1.
Let's fucking go over it.
Bridget, maybe we could do a Forza stream after...
Alright, no more delay. We're good now.
What are they, Jetty Carter?
Can you wake me up, Buzz, by the way?
Okay, the quick release on your wheel, it's just your wheel.
No, it's not that one, so welcome.
You haven't got the pedals, it's just your wheel.
My wheel?
Yeah, just the wheel, just the steering wheel.
The circle thing.
Bro, I just wanted to...
Yes, I'll make sure with it.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit, yo, what the fuck?
I'm not sure that's, like, fully...
Norway's having the five gets it Prishan. Thank you. Did you move the delay? I just I just turn off
But you need to take it off take the wheel. I know he's made a car. I just want to call for five seconds
Yo, what's up, bro
Not much.
Jynxia has a nice farm.
I don't know because I had to reset my PC.
So I just set 140 but I've been nice before that.
Probably been nice to follow.
I was trying to get a Bozar Ryzen on my Serenium.
I'm a Bozar R5.
Yeah, so I actually had a similar issue with this and I fixed it with Hibats.
You have a steering wheel. Which one? Which one?
I have the Mozar.
I have the Mozar.
Wait, so is he just like trolling him?
Wanna know.
I know if I knew you were doing this I would have called you hours ago bro okay
all you have to do is unplug it unplugging back in
unplugging back in
this is where clip farming goes too far
I will int your fucking game.
Okay, no, true love it.
True love it.
Just one game.
True love it.
No, no, no, no.
True love it.
This isn't allowed.
True love it.
It's a jar of picks for hours.
But why is it not working?
Oh, hello, hello.
True love it.
Get him.
But why is it not working, though?
It's the take the turn off the power. Okay, so high-fives. The power is what we're gonna do tomorrow
We're gonna chat. It's we're gonna do tomorrow's stream. We're gonna watch the RLCS and then we're gonna
He can't get the paddle shifters to work and then it disconnects
Because chat the last thing I want to do what the fuck is a paddle shifter a live tech support stream is the most tilting thing ever
Yeah, okay, tell Dante's to wake the fuck up chat
I'm gonna be up to one YouTube video, and then I'm gonna be on lead for 10
Okay, so it does. I'm not time for a game. We're not getting off league until I'm brawns. I'm playing game
I don't like died. I'm playing all the game. I'm not gonna laugh
Yes, I'm playing other game, man. I lost to an about we need to win got a boy back home in Michigan
Okay, wake the fuck up. I'm up and
Jonathan from and Jamsauce and the sub welcome. Thank you
Okay
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, so wait, how long is the video he's gonna react to me? So chat I'm gonna
Tell me to give y'all three videos. I'm gonna give y'all three videos. Okay, chat
Please be like it 25 video Jack video number one
Five poor students verse one rich student video number two five actors verse one real murderer and video number three
I bought every AI scam
Oh, and we have to watch SGA for off really quick Jack run the pole
Are you ready?
Are those like long videos?
Five P stars.
Yo, have us.
Okay, wait, we're good.
Okay guys, we need to win this game.
We actually need to win this game.
Because if I start off the coaching and I'm on the three game lost streak,
I will genuinely want to kill myself.
I'm not even kidding.
Like we actually need to win.
Like we actually need to win.
All right guys I need
All right guys I need
Alright, we're getting out.
Alright, nice.
30 second delay is back.
It's like Men in Black, it actually is.
Finally my dad message, I'm already sick.
Okay, good.
Okay guys, so we're done so not pike and Elise, right?
I'm first time in since I'm a retard
Okay, whenever you can please look up beyond 97% on YouTube. I promise that shit will get your bro
I'm gonna be honest. I'm actually broken right now. I'm literally first time in since I'll I don't even know I'm doing this. Oh
God
Okay, apparently Hela Blades isn't as good compared to Conqueror then.
Okay, we're definitely gonna go Conqueror then. Fuck Hela Blades.
Okay, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. This looks good. Boom. Nice.
nice nice nice nice okay now boom boom and okay okay so another question what do we build
this game if we want to win. I think I will just do Dusk and Dawn Rush to be honest. But
it's like Dusk and Dawn into what? It looks like, dude, I don't know, it looks like D&D
Sunrise is good. And that's like what my gut tells me to. Rad Irel made a new video! What?
What actually happened to Rada IRL?
What the fuck is this?
It's a link to this, oh this thing is playing League.
I'm like my Swedish friends and then some...
Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLLO?
I mean no we can watch out later.
Alright.
YEAH!
My running animation looks sick, what the fuck?
Wait, why does his running animation look so cool?
But his running animation looks so cool, what?
And Jadot, I've been on the server for 18 months and I'm well done on the server. Thank you.
Was I supposed to go east side? No, I think you're supposed to go east side.
Yeah, I'm supposed to go east side, I'm not fucking retarded.
I'm such a super retard, this will be a kill.
No, bro. No way.
Wooo! That's a fucking Xin Zhao, baby!
Alright, I'm gonna be honest, fuck my plugs. If I go for those plugs, it takes too long.
I'm gonna go straight to my Boono.
Okay, you guys ready for this?
Okay.
So you just play for our Boono, and then I'll reverse clear upwards.
I think I'll reverse clear is the only way that I can actually play this game, by the way.
because if I don't reverse clear then I get invaded by Elise so it's like it has to be reverse clear
I know it's supposed to be W max
and then I think I'll probably actually do like Q max seconds too
I'll see. I'll search up like that thing after this.
Okay, so we're just going to play on the rest of Folklare bots atop, and then we should be in a very good spot.
Okay, and three seconds left on our ability.
Now the question is, so I want to do Krugs first, or do I want to do Krab?
I think Krab makes more sense. Krab ends at TopGang because he has no Flash.
And then I don't use any abilities on this anymore so I can save my abilities for the Garen.
I'm trying to feel it, but I hold you in the light, it's cold
You're going in the heart of the man I love
And I thought, don't you need some more?
Don't you need some more?
Don't you need some more?
What?
So, so Minar died, wait, wait, wait, let me get the shield, let me get the shield, let
me get the shield.
My nar died with his fucking flash up and as a rip this guy's such a
Like why would you I'm not gonna like wonder about it
I'm just gonna say it is what it is
And so now what we'll do is we'll just play on the crab and then after crab balls if I could look on the
I'll see if I could look on the
folk here now
It looks like the Elise is looking for more plays, but I'm gonna be honest, like, she shouldn't be able to find me here.
But I don't think she would even look in my jungle.
Wishful thinking, maybe.
my eyes all collided I don't know why I didn't trust you feel my side
I broke it two million pieces I can't go back but now I'm seeing all the beauty in the broken lights
because I'm part of me
Okay so we're gonna do nows we're just gonna finish up the wolves and then we'll look on the other shit too
I'm gonna put the girl stuck inside my life
Topside clear and then we can maybe reset and look on the crab
We're not crab but dragon
I don't want to use my cure, my W cure, because I want to save it for the, uh, the recarge
shield.
Now, real question, is there any way that we could book on the dragon?
I feel like best angle would actually be if we look on the red buff, and then after red we can maybe even reset.
Yeah, we'll go red and then after I'm hitting 6.
I'm gonna lose the dragon here, but maybe I can invade her top side.
Nice.
Okay, so now we have to look on this.
Galio, you have your ult.
If you rotate on this play, it's free as fuck, though.
I promise you.
Nice.
Okay, so now we have to look on this.
Galio, you have your ult.
If you rotate on this play, it's free as fuck, though.
I promise you.
Nice.
So now yes, I could look on the ground, but if I do and Garen kills me, it's really shit
So I'm gonna hold on to
I mean, that's a good just sad, but I'm pretty sure Narcan win this so
Okay, so we end up getting the Garen's flash and out on so what I can do is I can just play on the
Yeah, I'll just I'll just found the boss of top care sure
It's fun to assign
Actually, no, no, yeah, we're gonna promise
Okay, so we're gonna do Nausea or something on this crab and then I'll follow it for everything else.
The one thing that I don't really like about this is it's not visual rework though.
Is that your Qs don't feel like Q autos, am I crazy?
But you just do these like really weird, wonky fucking things, like it doesn't really look crazy.
Like how many tell the difference between a Q auto and a regular auto attack?
So now what we'll do is we'll just play for our folk here so that we can get the gold
for our dusk and doggies and we'll be good.
I'm looking getting kind of strong right now though.
What's the ratio on my healing?
That's fucking crazy.
So the ratio on my healing is 65% of my AP, every 3rd hit.
What kind of retarded fucking thing is that?
And Riot thought that buffing the shit out of this was like a good idea, it's the craziest
part.
Okay, what we have to do is we have to play for our bot side now.
I
So plan this sound on the other
guys I'm gonna be honest I really do think that you max second is way better
than you all I guess insane as that sounds I think it's just better
so I'll just play on the reset I'll get my item and then out of base I'll run
straight bot so we can maybe look on this too.
Now, let's see how I ran mid.
And then after this we play on the crab and then we look on the dragon 20 seconds off
Bro our team is actually gonna clean us fuck by the way, then you watch out Elise is gonna be here for sure
No, it's Gallio fucking dead
I'm gonna lose my oh my god. I lose my fucking red now
Unless my no, I can check this
I mean there's absolutely no reason I might not shouldn't be checking this right now
Can I follow?
You know what? Nami, can you walk up here?
Yeah, you know what? No, no, no, it's way too greedy, it's way too greedy.
And Josh, 7 to 15 on some high. Thank you.
Haven't you invaded the enemy jungle? Whenever I get an opportunity to.
Like here for example, invading is bad because we don't have
Galio ult and we also don't really have like vision on Mother.
I'm going to be real for you guys, it really ain't looking that bad now.
Like if we look on the wrappers and after wrappers, if we look on the rest of the outside, it's
going to go like it fast all we got to do now is we just play on the gromp and
off of the ground for gonna be good
it's definitely not to be a boss like they're here
my boss didn't make it hard actually
You guys know motherfucking don't
I need to walk up to the gallery
nice
oh it's christmas
bro literally nothing better than when you get the fucking uh the red buff to spot my employee
Okay, well listen that's sad but it's fine.
Okay so what we do now is we get our merch heads and after merch heads, I'll get my...
I'll get Sunrise Sky and then after Sunrise Sky we'll do Death Sands.
I also want to do Tide Hanokha as your Death Sands.
Now we'll do Sunrise Sky. I think Sunrise Sky works.
Sunrise Sky, Bokeh is good here.
And Thicc, they haven't done it on some Mac, I can wait there for one month.
Thank you guys.
Like, Bokeh is actually decent here.
Okay.
I mean, they have vision on this, but I don't want to let Garen just round me get a pressure.
What a fucking AIDS game, wow.
Okay, that's funny.
I mean it's so like easy, I wonder, well.
Okay, all we have to do is just put on this dragon-outed base and then we're good.
Okay, so I'll play on the blue and then after the blue I'll look on the jive
Well, this guy is also retarded, I'm lucky.
Guys, I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I genuinely think that we're actually
going to have to start poaching being down 3 wins on the day, and it's like that might
be one of the most tilting things that really ever like wow this is like actually fucked by the way
i mean there's always still an angle though like it's not done yet but
that's the swivel
they actually should yes
100% might be a generally shot.
Yeah, no, it should generally be a thing, yeah.
I mean we still won this one.
right now i'm trying guys to actually win this one, easy as fuck
i need to just play through my twitch and just kill him with my ult
yo you guys know motherfuckin donald
best hacker in the world
alright, well that's sunken
Nice.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Okay, like, dude, if Twitch survives one fight, I think we won.
oh this is so fucked like the problem is that Galio has cancer right now that's
like one of our biggest issues
that's actually cool as fuck go and show them
well what cosplay is that
it's a gesture
It's something I can't do because I'm fine I know.
High five. Nice.
Does it cat?
Yup. She didn't got no hair as a gesture.
Ow.
Aftercare.
Alright, I'm gonna play for the Raptors.
Alright.
Okay, I'm gonna play for the Raptors, and after this we might just have to look for
something here.
Yo, you guys know motherfucking DOLTLE?
Best hacker in the world.
Cause like, the issue right now is that we just need to group with our Twitch and make
Make sure that Yon doesn't kill him.
Guys, they're gonna be honest, there's absolutely no way in hell that we ever win that.
Man, I feel like that's the most obvious thing ever to knock the I2, but I guess it's not
for him.
Like we can all walk in so I can unward it's after my phone.
Alright guys!
This one might be fucked.
wow
this one might actually be fucked
I'm not even trolling
oh wait a second
I mean with twitch really needs more than anything else he needs IE
the second he gets IE his game becomes a lot more playable
and i think that's it now actually okay nice
yeah we lost
alright guys you just lost three games in a row
i can't
uh...
this could turn into a mother
one-third on the day at the i'm gonna ask you for the breaks on the
this could turn into a mother-fucking-marathon
one point seven k-d-a and uh... joe big meets and x-y thing as a subs
we are currently i read to
Why'd we lock ins in, don't ask?
We are not allowed to end this stream
until we get bronze and League of Legends.
Until we get bronze and League of Legends.
Is Don Tess bettering?
Let's go, Gingsy!
Mother of the Sea.
Legitimately has the potential
to turn into a fucking...
Gingsy.
Are you ready, bro?
I just lost three games in a row and I'm already tilted as fuck.
So guess who's gonna be receiving all the anger that I feel?
me
You know that's like jing see
What is it like, bro?
It's like I just had the worst day at work
And then I get home and you show me this shitty little drawing that you made and it's like even though I shouldn't
It's like you might have to get clocked upside the head. Do you know what I mean to make me feel better
Jesus man. Jesus man. Come on, bro. I played a game of warwick this morning and went absolutely hammies
the fuck bro it was the best game of warwick i've ever played i'm not kidding okay be honest
how did it feel when you played that game it felt like the first time i ever tried lubricant
really yes bro the first time i ever tried lubricant it was soap and it went in my urethra
And it caused me a lot of pain
Because why the because why the fuck would you use soap man?
Why would you know bro?
Me ho me ho I was in the shower and I kept doing that every day for like a month straight
And then I I would do it for so many years that I ended up becoming a masochist because I would associate pleasure with pain
Does that make sense?
that actually does check out.
Wow. God damn. You're fucking interesting, bro.
Thank you. Listen up, man.
All right. I'm going to say what's good.
We're not allowed to end this stream until I'm brought.
We're not allowed to jerk off.
We're not allowed to take a shower.
We're not allowed to eat food.
We're not allowed to hug our parents.
We're not allowed to literally go see the sunlight.
We're not allowed to pet our dogs.
We're not allowed to do anything until I'm bronzed.
You're not even allowed to get out of your chair and piss because you have a fucking piss bucket under your desk
Yeah, so about that coach, I didn't get a piss bucket how big is the girth of your penis?
It's not narrow, but it's also not thick it's I'm gonna be honest
It's sort of perfect there. It's in my opinion. It lacks you go to my stream. My girth is like
Like, literally that, that's my girth.
Okay, you know why that's perfect?
Why?
Because your dick hole fits inside
that Saratoga water bottle.
So you're gonna finish that up right the fuck now,
and that's gonna be your piss bottle for the next eight hours.
I'm not even fucking trolling, by the way, Jinxy.
You're gonna be pissing on stream, on camera.
I don't give a fuck, boy.
Today you are getting bronze, and that is on God, okay?
Do you understand me?
but like are you absolutely positive
that Faker did this shit, man?
Are you sure?
Let me ask you a better question.
If Faker wanted to be the greatest,
do you think he wouldn't do this shit?
That's a good fucking point.
Yeah, you're actually right.
Okay, that's a good point.
All right, bro, so how does this work?
What delay should I run?
What should I do?
Like how do we min, like not even min max this,
how do we maximize this fucking eat up that I have?
Okay, so we're only playing Warwick.
Yep.
Only playing Warwick.
I'm not, yo, fuck your Diana.
If Warwick gets banned, should I play Yi?
That's the only other champ you can play.
Okay, thank you.
So, if Warwick and Yi get banned, then what I do?
I just int the fuck out of the game?
Well, listen, the good news is
that you can't be worse on Malfight than Modlin.
So would you wanna whip out the Malfight, yes or no?
But is Malfight a Jumbler or a Midlaner?
He's like everything.
But you know what?
Fuck it!
If Malfight or, listen, if Yee and Warwick both get banned, then we're gonna put you
back on the Diana.
Cause I'm telling you, yes, it was just an unlucky day.
Like, bro, I'm not even kidding, Diana gets countered by Warwick, and you still won the
match up early.
Run zero today and ban Warwick every game.
Uh, high-fives ban bottles.
Yo, Don't test.
Listen up, bro.
Here's what I'm gonna do, Diana can go fuck herself with a little skill shots, okay?
I like brawling and punching people in the face.
If Warwick gets banned and if Yi gets banned, then I'm literally just gonna play Garen top.
It doesn't work like that, Jingxi, because you're gonna be jungle.
Like you can't just sit there and jam select and be like, alright, Garen top time.
Like we're gonna have to find you a third jungler, so what are we thinking?
Can you
You like bowling and you don't like skill shots, right? Yes. Yes, we'll come we'll come we'll come
Please man, please. I like broadly we'll come
You want to do what we'll come actually has no skill shots. We can do we'll come
Yes, please God, okay, so you know what fuck it. We'll do we'll come now
Do you want to go and practice so I can teach you a little bit about the champ?
We'll do it live. We a we all have time to waste bro. Look, it's not even gonna come to we'll come bro. Listen up, buddy
I'm just gonna win all my games with Warwick. Now, Dante, what delay should I run because we need the same delay?
Do 30 seconds 30 seconds
All right, are you ready? I'm ready. I'll put on 30 seconds, too
I'm gonna end I'm gonna end my broadcast and do 30. All right
I'll part-time streamer already ending the stream. Okay 30 Dante, so I'm gonna come to Wukong bro
Listen up, buddy. I'm just gonna win all my games of the warwick. Now don't ask
What delay should I run because we need the same delay?
Do 30 seconds 30 seconds
All right, are you ready? I'm ready. I'll put on 30 seconds to
I'm gonna and I'm gonna end my broadcast and do 30. All right. I'll part-time streamer already ending the stream
Okay, 30 don't ask 30 now. Yep. Now it's done. It's done. It's done
It's done. Are you ready?
Okay, Jim see show your screen right now
One second I'm texting my brother
Are you talking about you're gonna be joining him in silver soon?
No, oh, okay
I was fucking born ready for this shit 30 seconds today has been applied check camera is covering
minimap check.
I know you don't have you don't have to have the minimap get covered if you have delay
then remove the minimap cover because it's a more immersive experience for viewers so
it can actually like understand what's going on in the game.
Okay, kitten
Okay, are you ready Bob? Are you ready?
Yes, one moment. I'm gonna grab a bunch of bottles of water and I'll act your life. Okay, okay, but James you like
Listen, I'm telling you right now. This is the last time you're getting out of your chair
So whatever you need to get you get everything right now because you're not leaving that fucking chair unless your bronze like it
Do you understand me?
Me how I have a small bladder me how me how you have it me how you're gonna force out a toka bottles on your desk me how
Okay, yeah, and then I'm gonna be pissing like a fountain
Bro permission to leave chair, please bro, please just in between games. No
JC no, okay, listen this is very important because I really don't feel like you understand
Every time you leave your chair the promise you get taken out of the mindset
It's like imagine you're in a war and you're killing bad guys, right?
And then every 30 minutes you get to FaceTime you're like wife back home and say hi to your son
But it's like me hoe if you're doing that then you're not gonna be focused on the objective at hand like what do you not understand?
Jin see
Okay, you're right fine listen, I'll get up one time
Don't test I'm only gonna leave my chair one time for them to be right now don't test listen, bro
Yep, if I don't get bronze today, I'm gonna wrap my car around a fucking telephone pole in GTA
I need you at your highest level of coaching man. All right. Okay. I'm gonna be doing it all for you today, bro
All right
Stroke it a little bit Jarvis. All right, here we go guys. We are not ending the stream until bronze
This is not fucking clickbait. We are not ending the stream until bronze. This is not fucking clickbait. Let's go
Hi guys share screen on discord
He sold in the show screen, and then you can queue up. We're not gonna we're not gonna make him first time down and say again
No, it's like we're gonna give the little jinx you got a little break
All right
Guys, I'm gonna be honest today's the day that jinx he goes from iron to bronze
It's like the first time that he's actually gonna have a real rank up and so far
He's never actually seen what that looks like like you know when it's like you're like you're fucking like rank icon gets upgraded
And then you sit there and you just feel like the fucking king of the world with that whole cool animation
He's never experienced that before so it's literally gonna be a fucking dopamine head firm today
All right nice, let's go
All right, hi boys, it's so bro
Okay
All right guys this can be a bit of a crazy fucking game
I'm gonna be honest like I'm already feeling like today. It's gonna be a fucking power push your bronze
I'm gonna put a bet out there right now. I'm just gonna say it. I genuinely think he only loses one game max
Let's hear it
OWWWW!
OWWWW!
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Oh my god, a seratoga bottle just dropped on my toe.
Uh, wait, wait, quick, Jinzy, put it in my mouth. My tongue has healing properties.
Yo, Dottes! Since we're going to be on League of Legends for potentially the next 12 hours, 12 hours, do you want to know everything I got?
Yep, talk to me.
Protein bar. Lemon flavor.
Protein shake. Vanilla flavor.
Electrolytes. Body armor. Flash IV.
Electrolytes. Body armor.
Two Zephyr Hills. Bottom of the water.
Are you ready?
Where's the fucking energy drinks?
Oh my god. Can I run and get Celsius? I have to leave my chair again.
Boat. Can I run and get Celsius? Please. I need to run.
Fine, fine, fine, fine. Go fast.
Bro, the most critical thing in here already forgot it.
Alright, oh wait, he's against Nila this game, ooh that might be a bit hard.
Nila and Soraka, Jesus Christ, okay, it's fine.
you guys guys I just made up a funny new joke do you want to hear it why did
Jinxie go to the Darth Maul
guess what I got all right talk to me what you got not one but two energy
drinks okay drink both of them right now yo hey what's a what's that yo got that
buddy buddy buddy if I drink two energy drinks right now my heart's gonna fucking
implode me how we hold let me ask you a question do you deserve a beating
heart of your iron yes or no
yo bro I don't know you see the day listen exactly and I don't want you to
laugh bro because when you laugh it makes it seem like it's not as fucking
Serious as it is this is very fucking serious shit though if I tell you you don't deserve to live unless you're bronze by the end of
Today then you look at me and you say alright master. I will do everything to earn my rights. Do you understand?
Okay, hi guys. Yo
Don't that's is there where I could add your camera because this is gonna be a marathon
Is there where I could add your camera up to my check and see you?
Maybe I wrote okay
Let me see what's up.
If you don't throw your camera and discord, okay, virtual cam.
Okay, I don't want. Turn on camera.
Listen chap, this is gonna be the longest, this could be the longest stream of the year. Alright? Lock in.
Start virtual webcam, wait one second.
Guys, this stream could be 4 hours, this stream could be 45 hours. It depends how much I win.
Don't worry coach, I'm doing my top debacle, sir.
What is it there?
What's up, man?
FUCK!
Dude, fucking discord's not working.
Wait.
Source?
Let me know when it's there.
Okay, wait.
Hold on.
This might have to be something we set up next game because time is modding and we can't
lose.
True.
Wait, I thank God, though.
God damn it.
Fucking bullshit.
Okay, we'll worry about it next game.
Okay, GenC, are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Okay, so what we're gonna do is you're gonna play for the blue, top to bar, full clear, okay?
Coach, we're not allowed to end the stream until I'm bronze. Let's go.
Yep.
This is all the training has came to this day.
And GenC.
All the training has came to this day.
And GenC, this is what we're gonna do.
So right now, it's 3pm.
If you don't hit bronze by midnight, then you have to drink your piss bottles.
Deal.
Alright, let's go.
Okay, so now, remember, insta-smite GenC.
So, warwick trick for your clear, okay?
When you finish your blue, use your cubo.
If you instantly smite the grump, the grump runs to you,
so you don't need to bring it back as far.
Do you understand?
Yep, got it.
All right, so now let's go. Let's play for this
Play for the wolves. There you go. This is cannibalism, Jinxie the wolf killing the wolves. Do you understand? Yes
Coach I just want to say man if this turns out if this turns into a 45-hour stream for me to get bronze
Then that's what I'm gonna fucking do. That's why I like to fucking here, bro. Cuz that's what it's about
That's what it's about, bro. It's about dedication
I don't think that's that bad unironically
Because thing is it just means they're gonna lose a little more health, but you have a faster clear, so it's okay
All right snuck one
Now Jin see when you're doing this auto each of them one time because now you're wasting auto attacks, right?
So in the future when you're cleaning the raptors, I want you to fucking switch between those those like auto attacks
Like you're using mastery Q does that make sense? Yep got it
Nooooo! Do not outab!
I had to make sure my camera could see me, Rob. Alright, sorry.
Okay, gosh, gosh, gosh. Okay, Krugs, Krugs, Krugs, let's go.
Remember, if you win this one, you're Ivern 1, dude.
Oh my god, you're right, you're right.
Yes! It's an important fucking game, Jinx.
I won in my game this morning, Chad. I won my game this morning.
Yes! Okay, so now, Jinx, listen. You're gonna play for this, right?
And then afterwards you're gonna go for the crab.
Okay, now what you can do, you're gonna go for the crab.
Okay, you can look for bar kill.
No, no, go bar, go bar, go bar, you're on a timer now.
Press W and run at them.
Go, go, go.
Remember, E hold Q.
GenC, E hold it, hold it.
Oh, I mean, that's fine, that's okay.
Go, go, go, yes!
Go, go, go, yes!
No!
Yes!
YES!
Okay, take the cannon!
SMITE!
TAKE THE GANON!
THE GANON!
FUCK!
Okay, go for the crab.
I didn't have my smite, you brain-dead fucking dog shit, coach.
Sorry, sorry, but he just shot me because I took his shit.
Ivern, player.
Not anymore.
Okay, Jensie, as punishment for flaming your coach,
you need to drink your first batch of piss from the South Otoga bottle.
I
Now recall
Why are we running to the top?
JNC remember league of legends is about plans if you have a thousand six hundred gold you want to fucking spend it right?
Like okay thing with this way buy the team at and then buy the shitty boots
You have 400 gold. Remember what we talked about when it came to like spending all your gold. So Jin see listen to me, okay?
Think of Golden League of Legends like
Rent cap in a New York apartment. Okay every year
Imagine your rent cap goes up by a hundred, but you as a landlord never increased your rent, right?
Like that's a bad thing
But imagine every year you raise the rent on every single mother that lives in your house, right?
By a hundred dollars until becomes unaffordable and then you can push her out of the house and
Like bring someone in there that actually gives you more money. Does that make sense?
Yes
So that's why Jin see you need to think of it like the enemy jungler is a single mother
And you're spending your goal to a victim from their from their premises. Does that make sense?
Yes, okay on Christmas on Christmas
Okay, coach by the way when I was cutting that a moomoo's head off. I just imagine it was blood wig
Yeah, because that's what blood wings can be experiencing bro. I'm telling you listen
I do not understand that I'm gonna pass him like that. Is he not?
Yo, Ludwig time to lock in buddy. You might want to enter your second league arc, man
Because I'm coming for that ass. Yeah. Hey first you're coming for it. Then you're gonna be coming in it
Okay, maybe not maybe not yeah, no no come come bro. I like
I can't look drag here, but I'm always probably spawned all right
So what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the rafters and after rafters you're gonna play on the crugs. Okay, go
So listen, I want you to sit here jinxing stand up. We need a timer. We need a fucking timer
We need a not non-stop timer. So now jinxie play for the crugs now
Now look, look bot out in MoMu. Do not leave your crugs, but look bot out in MoMu.
Look at how much time this little depressed, fun-less fuck is wasting.
While you're sitting here getting stronger, he's doing nothing.
He's a fucking little bitch, so you're gonna go in his jungle. You're gonna go in his jungle.
You're gonna find him in his fucking jungle? Okay, chase your bloodsend. Chase your bloodsend.
Your bloodsend. Go, go, go. Chase it. Chase it.
Okay, no, no, don't go for this.
Uh, yeah, you go for this. Hold Q on her. Hold Q.
E? E? E?
Not bad? Not bad?
Nara, yes Nara, Nara?
Do you? Do you? Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Oh my god!
Dragonfast! Dragonfast!
Coach, I've never been 6-0 before, ever!
Coach, I've never been 6-0, coach!
Bro, I'm telling you, it's because you have that killer instinct, bro.
That killer instinct that-
FUCK YOU LONDWICK!
Dude, listen.
I will be even higher before you!
Come on, dude, let's go!
Dude, I'm tired.
You're not hype enough. I'm 6-0, man. Come on.
Jyncey, listen to me.
The reason I'm not hype enough right now
is because I'm keeping you in check.
Because if you get too hype,
then the problem is you're gonna make wrong decisions.
And I come in my pants.
Yep, then I come in my pants.
Yes, it's like Jinxie imagine like this
Yes, it's like Jinxie imagine man you were like hanging out and then we started making out right
But then it's like you tell me dude
You got to start choking me off
But the promise that if I stroke you off you're gonna nut prematurely before we actually get to the main course does that make sense?
Yes, so that's why like there in a situation like that
It's like I gotta fucking say Jinxie dragon because right now you're six and oh
But soon you're gonna be fucking seven or no get this guy and kill go
No, I should clear clear don't go for the kill he ran he ran
It's okay, so now go for your folk here and then after your folk here
We're gonna look for a kill bot this that makes sense coach. You know this could I don't want to jinx it
But coach this could be my best game ever so like ever
Yeah, no it has a potential because sing them like this jinxie what you are it's you're like
Like, you're like an ever-expanding magician that's just always adding new spells to his
arsenal and then it's like one day you're going back to that level one area and you're
just fucking shitting on all those goblins.
Does that make sense?
Yep.
Got it.
Okay.
So you're going to get the crab and after the crab you're going to take these grubs,
alright?
coach i don't know what it is man but i feel like league has just been clicking for me
lately man and that's why that's why you need days like this jinxie because days like
this allow you to play the games that you need to play for you to actually rank up bro
no i think kill charred wig kill charred wig hold q you gotta hold q here no bro the
If his teammate didn't help I would have...
It's okay, it's good.
I just thought of the Chudwig special because he basically just fucking, like, yanked me in.
That's like the Chudwig special.
Yep, yep.
But it's fine, listen, buy your item.
Buy your item.
Open up your shop.
Okay.
So, after you're Blade of the Ruined King,
you're gonna get Mercury's Chud's this game, okay?
Because if you got magic resistance, you have a lot of ability power damage.
So it means that you're gonna win, okay?
Wait, how do I use my TM out there?
If there's more buttons to click, I can click them bro. I have no problem clicking my Q, W, and E in my op.
Okay, so, so...
I do two or three, man.
It's two, it's two.
Like, I could be doing more.
Okay, okay, then, then let's try it. So I wanted to press Q and then afterwards, so you see your active items. So press two.
So you see in your inventory, like, where your items are, that little thing that has a cooldown? Go for the emomu.
You're gonna go for the skill here. Press W, press W, press W, press W, chase.
E and then you're gonna hold Q. E, hold Q, hold Q.
hold to you. Nice! Okay now press 2. Yeah and then you can stop pressing 2. Remember you can press 2.
You can press 2. There you go. There you go! There it is! There we go! Iron no longer man! Not after today!
GenC. Right now, you're the iron annihilator. Soon, you're going to be the bronze...
Uh...
Oh, do you have 30 seconds to lay it out of the way, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I just don't want people to Q-snap off your stream.
Yeah, no worries. I got you.
But soon, you're going to be the bronze booty clapper.
It's like, you're going to go from the iron...
I'm going to say bronze booty bandit. I swear to God, I was going to say that.
Dude, me and you, I swear, were like Socrates and Plato.
This is how they must have felt back in Greece in the 1800s.
I, yeah.
No, I've actually literally thought about that before.
Yep.
Me and Eugene see, we could, unironically, probably philosophize a new religion if we
wanted to.
Uh, yeah, bro.
Probably.
like I could be like I could be like the guy that like is God and then you could
be like the messenger does that make sense okay so like this is gonna do look
for the top cap here go every time I kill the moon I literally I literally I'm
mad at me getting sad I just imagine Ludwig okay so Jinx this is what I want
you to do I smite this and then you're gonna have to run run away you don't
You don't want this. You don't want this.
Okay, so Jinxy, what are you gonna do?
So I want you to recall. I want you to recall, okay?
So, do I not win that because he has help from his team? Is that why?
No, it's because Galen's just broken as fuck.
But Jinxy, from now on, every time you kill Ludwig,
I want you to bite your lower li- er, not Ludwig, but the Imumu.
You're gonna bite your lower li- your lower lip,
and you're gonna start dry-humping the air while you slightly moan.
No, Undo- Undo-FAST!
Buy the merch heads, the green one.
Yep.
So bite my lip and moan every time I kill the emumu?
And hum the air, yes.
And imagine it's a lot of it, got it.
Exactly.
So you're gonna have to close your eyes to visualize.
And even if it's 1v5, you have to do that for at least 2 seconds.
So even in the middle of a fight, you need to start budding your lower lip and going crazy.
Now go to the dragon pit.
Go to the dragon pit.
This fucking chud fuck bitch thinks that he's gonna steal your fucking dragon.
Press W and start slamming his skull.
Press W and start bashing his head
Start bashing his head!
Come here Lottowit
Yes!
Start coming here!
No!
No!
Okay good.
So now smite, press F.
Okay that's fine.
Wait, his broken ass fucking character can't run.
Yeah, so the reason why Garen got there is because he teleported.
But it's fine because he won't teleport for the next like seven minutes.
Well, they got dragon now.
The team is useless and I used to complain about that, but now I'm just going to drop
27 kills every game and just kind of let the cards fall where they may.
Exactly.
Yes.
It's like, dude, do you think if LeBron played in the Specialized Olympics that he would
blame his teammates because they're like not dribbling the ball properly?
Like what do you think he would do, Jinxie?
Do you think he would sit there and blame his teammates for not dribbling, or would he sit there and fucking dunk on every other person in the entire fucking lobby?
What do you think LeBron would do?
Probably dunk.
Exactly, yes. LeBron would walk in there, get in a wheelchair trying to defend.
Dunked on. Another guy with one dunked on. Another guy can't even defend because he has no arms.
Dunked on like LeBron would sit there bro. He'd be doing the most generational run of all time
And that's how you need to be in these iron lobbies. Do you understand?
Yes, okay
All right
So I used to be so bad. We're like I would just blame my teammates
But now I'm good enough on the warwick where I'm literally just gonna drop 29 kills again
Exactly so character. No, but in iron. I could just maw with so Jin see it's like a sliding scale
The people at the complete bottom flame their teammates the people in the middle focus on improvement
And then the people at the top go back to flaming their teammates. Does that make sense?
You motherfucker. You found a way to sneak yourself into that, huh?
No, it's just how it is. Okay, press LB press LB press LB press LB. Nope
Now hold Q on her. Oh, okay
that this nice nice no chase or chase or chase good team cannon smite the
cannon smite it chase yeah I thought smiting the cannon is like inting the
match man me ho me ho me ho me ho if there's a homeless man right and there's
$50 on the floor would you take it or would you give it to him I would give
No, you wouldn't you would take the 50 and you would invest it and then 20 years from now
That would be with 10 million dollars, and it's the same thing with league games. Does that make sense? Yes
Like I don't know dude one dual session with Muda and him complaining about getting his wave stolen and you've changed
Bro, we need to bring you back to the light. You're right. You're right. No, you're right
Yep, exactly
So now don't forget that when you're fighting and when you're clearing your camps you want to hit that little two sometimes
Every ten seconds on ten second
All right, you think about me is once you tell me something I'll do it every time unless it's holding to you
That's like a thousand times. I know that's not sure at all like half of the things I tell you it takes at least like ten times
I can kill this garen in a sec.
Yep, you got this.
Uh, just like this, like this, like this, like this.
So, what I want you to do is I want you to go for the Rift Herald now.
Oh, Rift Herald's gone.
Okay, so you know what we're going to do?
We're going to walk top here.
I want you to walk top and start bashing down that turret.
Alright?
Or should I bashing, uh, Chattawigs head really quick?
Yeah, yeah, you can do that too.
Think of it like right now, Jinx, you're the big bad wolf.
wolf and there are all those like little piggies with those voluptuous little
round behinds that need to sit there and get fucked. Does that make sense?
What the fuck? Yes! Yes! Okay, uh, flash way, flash way, flash way, flash way. Good.
How's it going, Ludwig? Alright.
How's it going, inferior jungler? Yep. Dude, I'm talking to Jinxie. It won't be long now until
Ludwig's asking you for advice. He's gonna send him back,
Jinxie, Jinxie, how'd you climb so hard, bro? Like, what made you so much better than me?
And you're gonna sit there and you're gonna say, silence. Address me as Lord. And then he's gonna
start calling you Lord Jinxie. Imagine how that's gonna feel for you. Actually, I would rather
Ludwig just call me Papa Jitty. Yep, that too. Papa Jitty, and then you tell him, if you want
Coaching you need to douse yourself in jitty oil and then you just send him like three buckets of oil
And he's not allowed getting coached unless he puts all of it on him
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
So now you're gonna look for the the crab and then after the oh no go for the yarn the gown
So you're gonna want to hold to share hold it nice
Okay, don't forget to press one for your active item you can hold to again hold it
Okay, so now go for the clubs go for the clubs the other clubs and the drugs player in the lobby, man
Did it? I you're the one being the best player in the lobby, man. It is this in it
Yeah, I
Understand this game, bro. I love power scaling and dropping my nuts and people's growth exactly. Yes like a jing see
Jingsy, do you know why the wolf monster and the jungle camp has two heads?
So that each one can gobble one of your fucking fat testicles as you drop it in their mouth and then sit there and start
Nutting everywhere. Does that make sense?
Yep, perfect. Man, that makes perfect sense.
Okay, look, Chadwigs mid again.
Okay, so listen, this is what we're going to do. We're going to take crab and then after the crab we're going to bash his skull.
I
Okay, so now Jinxie yeah, let's go on the hunt who where is he do you smell him who do you smell that Jinxie?
Go to his wolves go to his fucking wolves Jinxie. I don't care if you're 1v5 you're doing this approve a point
No, no go for the Swarika go for the Swarika
Oh yeah.
NICE!
Now Bash is fucking skull.
YES!
How's it going Ludwig?
What's up man?
Jinxie, you know what I think might have to happen some day soon after you hit bronze?
Wait one second.
Good.
Okay, Jinxie, some day soon after you hit bronze, you might have to run it back with Khadim
beam to repay him for when you entered him all those weeks ago okay so now
listen you're gonna look for a recall recall now so you can spend your gold
okay and then after you're gonna run to the baron so Jinxie while you're
running to the baron I want you to buy you buy that's for a visage and then I
want you to sit here take both your hands off your keyboard and then just start
Pretending like you have that a moomoo's head in between your legs and you're just like
Combusting and busting all over his fucking face. Like just start going crazy
Good okay
Good that's what I like to hear so now go top go top
Because the thing is jinx it's about visualization if we visualize our enemies getting fucked in the mouths by us
Then there's literally no way that they can overpower us because we always win that battle does that make sense?
look better now after Krugs yes what's like it let me take a move was
virginity real quick I'm dude I think it's already way past that at this point
you're just sitting there and making sure he shits out of a diaper for the
next month yep this works you hold Q hold Q hold Q
Alright, that guy's gone.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, so now go for the ban.
Go for the ban.
Jynxie, do you know why a moomoo is going to be forced to wear diapers after this game?
Uh, why?
Because if someone has too much anal sex, their asshole muscles don't go back to normal.
So as a result, they're forced to shed out diapers because they become incontinent.
And that's what's happening to this moomoo right now.
the big bad wolf's been inside him too many times
uh... i'm not going to die here
no you're good
just keep doing it
nice
okay so now remember
one thousand four hundred
and press one don't forget to press one
you said you're ready to do it so it's not doing it bro
smite? good
all right now get this crab after the crab you're gonna recall and then you're
You're gonna walk mid, okay?
No, no, come in first.
I'm gonna rip his head off, yeah.
Go, get him, get him, get him.
I'm 13 and few, bro. This is insane!
No, I'm telling you, you're doing a generational performance right now, so now we need you to go mid.
No, just go mid.
You're just gonna type 5 mid in Team Chat and then start just BAMPINGing.
they're gonna listen to papa because papa has the most damage and most kills
let's hope so let's hope they do papa has the most damage kills and CS yep
they're gonna listen to papa big daddy jitty what is that thing what the fuck
is that okay so that if echo presses are he teleports to that gains like 2,000
health and then does a thousand damage so I said all men so should I just report
All these guys are drooling out there.
Low key.
You're getting 5v1'ed in there.
Okay, no, walk up, fight this, you win.
You win, just fight.
Walk up.
WALK UP!
WALK UP, FUCK UP!
Press W and go in.
Press W and go in.
Press W and go in, for fuck's sake.
R!
R!
R!
There you go.
Hold Q.
Good.
Okay, Snow Jinx, go for the turret.
No!
No!
I wanted to kill Ludwig again.
Dude, it doesn't matter. At this point, what matters is taking his fucking LP.
Okay, now you can tell him.
Actually, no, no, just push mid.
Hit the turret, just hit the turret. Hit the turret. Hit the turret.
Press E?
Okay, didn't even flash her, but it's okay.
Okay, so now, Q her? Q her? Nice. E? Nice? Nice? NICE!
Start thrusting! Start thrusting now!
JUNGLER DEV!
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, now while we're yawned up, timer, we're gonna sit here and we're gonna roleplay.
I'll be at the Amumu, you're Warwick, okay?
Rawr, blood runs, they all run.
Oh no! Please get away from me, Mr. Warwick! I can definitely not stand against you!
Bring me those little ass cheeks, Amumu.
Oh, oh no! Mr. Warwick, I'm getting the burger! Mr. Eric, stop!
Dude, keep going, Jinxie, please keep going, this is awkward for me.
Okay, well, well, well, well, well.
Yep, get those saracs.
Okay, so what we're gonna do now is we're gonna watch the dragon.
After the dragon, you're gonna go med.
Okay, so now go for the red. Go for the red.
The red and then the dragon
No, it's fine. I mean yeah, he's not gonna contest us anyways
Think about like Smite is to get out of jail fear free card
But it's like you have that guy in a max security prison right now. Does that make sense? Yes
Yeah
Bro, what a first like that we're getting bronze today
15 and 3. Oh my god, my best game ever.
You have it, Jynxie. Do you want to know what the best thing about it is?
It's not the fact that's your best game ever.
It's the fact that your best game ever is happening when you're about to
go past your all-time peak rank. Wait,
I just realized this is Iron One. This is Iron One.
This is Iron One, guys. Here it is.
Break the Nexus! Iron One, man!
This is all you, Jengzee.
Let me get that.
Iron One!
Blood runs. They all run.
15 kills, 3 deaths, highest CS in the lobby, and I played like a god this morning too, obviously.
Bro, I'm telling you?
Like oh my god, that's we didn't
Jinxie. Ivan won. Okay. I need a moment here, bro
Take it. No because motherfuckers told me to my face. I would quit
Drop all the way to iron four. I remember my first day on the game. Somebody said they should invent iron five for you
Now what?
Now what?
Like Jynxie, this is you against you.
Don't forget, because the thing about it, Jynxie, is that it isn't just that motherfuckers
told you you weren't going to make it.
It's that there was a time where in your brain, you thought you weren't going to make it.
And this right now that you're seeing and you're experiencing is merely the physical
representation of your willpower. This Jynxie is your 2026 gamer of the year. Even if you
don't get the award, this is what you're getting and it's what you're starting with because you're
about to get way more than that. So I have a question for you. Yep. If even the enemy ADC,
If the enemy ADC goes, what did he go, 0 and 12?
Yep.
Should I report him just so nobody else can get him on their team, or what should I do there?
So you're going to report him because you won and you're happy, but you'd feel a lot happier if his account got perm bound, right?
Because then it's like, it's like imagine going to the grocery store and getting a free steak, but now you can get free chips too.
So report him and then report to Soraka as well, because his Soraka was also 0-14.
So there's a good chance that maybe all these guys get bad in two, does that make sense?
Yep.
Okay.
God forbid these fucks end up on my team.
Exactly.
So now, Jinxie, I'm going to send you a song and I'm going to want you to listen to it, Bob.
Hey, Dantez, can I get your camera on?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me see if it works.
Bro, if we're going to do music chat, should I just end on YouTube so we can actually listen to motivational shit today?
What do you guys think, Chad?
just end on YouTube to be gonna set a motivational shit because I don't want to get copyrighted.
Yo, Dantez, um, wait, hold on, I'm adding high-fives to the group.
Okay.
Yo, sup, high-fives.
I can't have any more.
Yo, yo, yo.
I want to be good at Cam on.
Okay, let's do it.
Yo, Dantez, my chat asked me to get Muda, but Muda entered the fuck out of me last time.
So I should just do the solo, right?
should do so and then when you got bronze you unlock doing again. Okay so
hi guys what do I do? Yep um go to your OBS you see where it says a virtual
camera? Yep. It's like a cogwheel on the right side click that. Oh wait I don't
have OBS I have Streamlabs OBS. Miho hi guys Miho. Streamlabs OBS what is this 2012?
bro what like dude it's just like wait can you share your screen so i can see your obs
yeah listen to lord hi-fives bro submit to his rule okay so it should be all this shit
streamlabs obs beta yes yes it should be no but then the promise that it goes back to like
standard every time i do that okay so all right so stop it and then do it um and then make sure
sure everything's correct and then start it again okay now close see if it goes
back let's see yeah it goes back me how maybe program no you could do
programming I could just crop it that's fine oh okay how's your day man how are
you doing I'm doing good bro you just want that master class or what yes yes
I did you're doing good jinx. You're doing good
Man one day at all. Just click
Let me see if this works. Why the fuck is it not working?
Jinx if you drink some beer you'll play even better
Nice, okay, there we go. There we go. I need to put this over here wait wait hold on I can fix it even more watch this
Okay.
Got to see my brother's cooking for my chat.
Ooh.
Okay, is that good?
Yeah, it's perfect.
Okay, there we go.
Okay.
Jinx, are you ready for bronze?
Bro.
Bro, don't test.
Yep, I'm not saying.
Like ask me if I'm ready for anal, bro. Yes, of course somebody for bronze to wait to like receive it or to do it
Wait, hold on a second. We hope we help me help me help
Listen God put the G spot in our asshole for a reason. Don't be ashamed, bro. Okay. Yes, bro
Wait, so John says, okay, legitimate question. Yep. Have you ever received?
I
Should I put them? Yeah
You get packed every night
Me how when we first started I couldn't even take four inches nowadays the 15 inches slide in bro
Like it's a fucking like it's a circus
I
My eyes and apologize for you being in the car right now. So don't test uh
me huh
You've been pegged before that ass look like legitimately
James I said every night, bro. Yo, I don't know what type of freaky shit
Yo, I've never I've never been packed chat and it's what I never will fuck man
Dude, you like being dominated by your wife?
Let me ask you a question.
What's more dominant?
Sitting there and saying that you refuse to get fucked in the asshole
because your G-spot is in there
or accepting the fact that you're willing to go against social norms
to bust the fattest nut of your life?
I apologize, man.
Bro, dude, I don't think it's Aura, man.
Hey, Teesh is off. If you enjoy getting packed, you enjoy getting-
Dude, I-
Chat, I have not- I've never been packed, I never will be packed, bro.
Hell no. That's shit.
Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie.
You can't convince me, man!
No, I don't have to convince you, bro.
Half of your wardrobe is literally shirts that say good girl for daddy!
You're lying to everyone!
Yeah, because, beta...
That's because my chat has sent me psychotic fan mail service.
You act like I go around buying shit, bro.
Oh wait, so you're still going with that story?
That your chat is accidentally sending you those?
Sure, bro.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Yo, coach, I have to go use the restroom.
No! No! No!
Jynxy.
I have a small bladder.
Jynxy, Jynxy.
No, I wasn't getting...
Jynxy, piss in that bottle right fucking now.
You actually like bro you're you actually I'm being dead serious you need to show me that you're fucking committed to this grind bro
You fucking piss in that bottle like you just drank a fucking slurpee and you're in the middle of a road trip
And there's no gas station for the next hundred miles. You fucking piss in that bottle right now boy. Am I understood?
I can't do that. No, I can't
Mio! Mio! Mio! Mio! Mio! Sit back down! Mio!
Fuck you!
Wow. That's crazy. First, he refuses to get the piss bucket. Then, he refuses to piss
in the bottle. And now, he's sitting there, and he's leaving his room to go to the bathroom.
crazy that's crazy that's like I don't I don't even know what to say what that's
like bro that's like actually wild
you know what I wonder I wonder back in the medieval ages some people were just
so rich that they hired like one peasant to like just drink their piss you know
I mean like instead of a portable like toilet they just have a portable peasant and they're like
like alright Walter like dude my body is full you know what you have to do you know what I mean
because like it seems like something that kings would do you know like if you're a king and you
have a billion dollars and there's like a million peasants then why would you not have one dedicated
to like personal toilet service you know what I mean like it could bokeh be a respectable job if
if you guys think about it like logically.
He has to sit down to pee.
I don't know what you're doing.
All right, I'm back.
All right, GenC.
What's up, man?
I want you to stand behind your chair right now
and bend over it before you queue up.
And I want to minimize your lead client so I can see what's going on.
Okay.
Bend over your chair, okay.
High-vise, high-vise, high-vise.
Put my camera so that I'm like next to him.
Yep, right there.
Okay.
Good.
Okay.
All right.
There you go.
Okay, you ready?
Okay
Psh, ah!
Psh, ha ha ha!
Are you ever gonna disobey daddy again?
Yes or no?
No, no!
What the fuck did you do it?
I had to pee coach, but I had to pee, I'm sorry.
Psh, ah!
Ah!
Alright, now sit down.
I had to fucking pee, man.
All right, yep, now it's time to get it done
All right, are you ready for game two
Does the bear shit in the woods does the bear shit in the woods now bro
I got Ivan one so that's the best way we could have started this. I'm not even kidding chat
What do you mean WTF? He said faker did it? Yeah
Dude, I'm not even kidding, that's something that every pro player does.
It's literally like a ritual that you have to go through, except the difference between
us and them is that there's actual physical contact.
Really?
Yep.
Like, sometimes what happens with some pros is they actually have a challenge that they
do with their coaches, where after every game there's an aggressive fingering and depending
on how many deaths you had you had to get one two or three fingers wait coach I'm gonna
end my youtube broadcast that way you can play whatever music or videos you want you
said you wanted to play a video right dude you can't end for the youtube viewers bro
youtube viewers need to be a part of the journey okay then we can't play videos bro alright
All right, Gigi, okay, well, what if it's one hard south song?
It would probably just copyright the whole thing, bro.
Oh, Gigi.
Okay.
All right.
Then it's fine.
We'll just focus on the task at hand then.
But if you want to, just let me know.
All right.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, because look, there's gonna, there's gonna be a journey.
This is not like, bro, you told me my biggest problem is that I don't play
league enough.
So here we go today, bro, I'm going to be on this shit until I'm bronze.
It could take four hours if we don't lose. It could take 45 hours if we lose. I don't care. I'm not leaving, bro
That's what I like to hear. Now, let me ask you a question
James, I'm gonna ask you this question
You're never gonna view the life the same again. So are you ready to hear it? Yes? Okay. Say the word bronze
bronze
Now add la in front of it and now say it together
bronze la no the other way la bronze la bronze exactly you're gonna be the
fucking Lebron's of League of Legends do you understand me yep yes yes yes do
you understand the weight of the burden that you have to carry though yes yes
Yes, coach.
Now, GenC.
Losing sets us back like two hours.
We can't lose, bro.
Yep, because don't forget, GenC, every time you lose a game, it's not just that you lost the game.
It's that you lose the LP that you could have gained if you would have won that game.
So it's like now, after you lose the game, you need to win another game,
just for you to get back to the point where you started the first game off at.
Does that make sense?
Bro, yes, because like instead of going up, I'm going down to go back up, which just literally burns an hour.
Exactly, yes. Alright, so now hover your Warwick.
Coach, if I lose, like, I'm gonna freak out. Look out, you already knew to hover. You're actually lucky today.
Bro, what I want to do, Coach, is we keep this as a series, bro. Every time I get close to a rank, so today runs in a month's silver,
In two months gold every time I get close to ranking up we marathon it until I get the right and there's no if ands or buts about
Okay, let's do it
And before you know it I'm ahead of you and challenger like I'm sorry, but I can I mean listen listen listen listen listen listen
We'll go if I were to if I were to hit challenger
What would you actually do like I'm not even kidding in like two years if I was a challenger
What would you do that act wait if you're to hit challenger if you're to outrank me and challenger
If I was to hit challenger and outrank you, what would you do? I'd eat my own shit live on stream
Private you would get instantly perm a man
I think you would get instantly permavane.
I'm out of your game.
And it's like drinks.
I wouldn't even just eat it.
I would show the whole process of the meal being cooked as well if you catch my drift.
Oh my fucking god.
Dude, I'm going to be honest.
You know what the biggest challenge of my career is ever going to be?
What?
streaming the ride events, and not fucking it up.
Yo chat, I was gonna say this bro,
if me and Dantez even make it to worlds
co-streaming without already getting banned by Riot,
I would be shocked.
I'm not worried about myself, bro.
You can see, I hope you know it's gonna be like
Mario levels, every time we go one day
without getting banned by Riot,
It's going to feel like we moved on to the next world.
You know what I mean?
Jack, dude, what we need to do,
Dantez, for the LCS finals in like two weeks,
we need to both wear tuxedos and be PR corporate robots,
where it's going to be PR.
OK, we can do that.
So we're just going to talk like, how's the weather today,
Dantez?
Dude, we can get Bernard to co-cast as well.
Yes, we'll get Bernard too.
It will literally just be PR corporate robot.
And then we won't get banned.
Wow, amazing play, but the enemy team still tried their best, so let's not discount their efforts as well.
No, Upgrade to W, fuck!
Oh my god, not to the start.
Okay, so listen, so listen.
When you upgrade to W, what it means is that you have to smite instantly when the camp spawns.
Do you understand that?
Yes, got it, got it.
Okay, so now Jinxie.
What we're gonna do here, okay?
You're gonna be looking for the top to bot Folklear.
Am I understood?
Yes.
Now, I want you to hear me out, okay?
Because this is you against everyone right now.
Do you know, Jinxy, why in League of Legends sometimes you'll hear the term 1v9?
Yeah, because it means not only is the other team getting fucked, but your team is so fucking
bad you're playing against your own team.
Exactly, bro.
So we're going to need you to unlock 1v9.
SMITE!
SMITE!
Alright, so now what we do here, we're going to be looking for the red to gromp, and then
afterwards we're going to be chilling, alright?
Now the enemy barn is already looking low.
Nice!
Top laner is getting a kill.
This game is already looking good for you.
Yep, yes sir.
Yes sir.
So now what we're doing here, okay?
I'm playing for the standard folk here, okay?
Okay.
This is a Jinxie folk here, bro.
It's a JFC.
Got it, yep.
Oh my god, that actually makes sense.
I want you to say it.
Say JFC, JFC.
JFC, JFC.
No, replace the J with the K.
J, oh.
Why?
Say it!
JFK.
No, no, I said it, no,
replace the J with the K.
KFC exactly that's how that's what we're gonna be turning the enemy team into this game, bro
They're gonna be turned into fucking KFC and we're gonna eat him up. Do you understand?
Yes, that's it. All right, so now listen what we're gonna do, okay, we're gonna look for the wolves after the wolves
It's blue grump
Yeah, and maybe even a bargain if it's not made available maybe even a fucking botgain too. Yes, it's in the cards, bro
My team's doing good! This is really good!
Like, Jinx, okay, think of it this way, okay?
When you're playing jungle, I want you to imagine that you're like a people pleaser that never wants to let anyone down.
So you're always just gonna say, oh, maybe, right?
Hey, do you want to do this? Maybe. Hey, do you want to do that? Maybe.
Like, you always have to be the maybe guy.
And then it's like you just choose the best option at that time.
So, is crab the best option? Then you go for that.
But you go for that but you need to be the maybe guy does that make sense saying it all changes on the fly and I should never
Have like a fully committed made-up idea of what I want to do exactly. Yes. Yes, exactly exactly
It's like okay imagine imagine you're in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and you're banging mystique, okay?
But every time your penis is halfway inside of her she's gonna transform into something right
It's like if she turns into someone that you find attractive, then you go in, right?
She turns into your girlfriend, your wife, your, I don't know, your crush, you go in, right?
But then if she turns into like an old decrepit man, we got a fucking pull out of there. Does that make sense?
Yes, that's it.
Exactly, and it's the same way with jungling. Fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this.
This is a free kill for Jiddy. Nice. Now take the wave, take the cannon. Please take the cannon.
Yeah, I got it.
Okay, now back up and recall back up and recall
Okay
Yep right now it's looking good jinx it's looking good though. So now you're gonna buy a team app nice now jinx see
Why aren't you buying any other items besides the team at?
Because I only have that because I already zeros out my goal exactly what I make sure I eat the spawn with no gold
Exactly, so that's why Jinxie right now. We're gonna do math exercises said you can understand how much money you're gonna spend
What's 1200 plus 300?
What's 1500 minus 400
1100 what's 3000 minus 2700?
What's 14 to the power of three I
Didn't I didn't get that
14 to the third power um 14 times 14 guys 14 bro I honestly man I don't know
okay just give me your best guess
probably like a thousand or something over a thousand honestly maybe that
that's a that's about it getting gasses I don't even fucking know
Well no shit you motherfuckers! I'm asking you what it is!
I thought you knew, wait we gotta look drag after the...
Look for the gromp, look for the gromp.
Okay, so now after the gromp, Jinxie, what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for either bot or dragon, okay?
Yep, it's all perceptive, remember? It's uh, people, please.
Exactly, yes.
Maybe, I don't know, maybe I might wanna do that, yeah.
Exactly, yes bro, yes that's it.
We never commit to any plans, bro.
It's like imagine you're like a-
Oh yeah, we're looking bot here, looking bot.
Go for this, go for this.
Go on, go on, go on.
Good?
You can't get this, you can't get this back off.
Yep, good.
It's like imagine you're a janitor
and like a classroom, right?
And it's like you never know what the kids
are gonna do next, so you always have to have
the mop at hand, right?
Because maybe one kid's gonna fucking puke everywhere.
Maybe another one's gonna start shitting on the floor.
maybe another one is going to spill his like nest tea and depending on the severity
we gotta make sure we go for the most severe first is that make sense
so like that for example the most severe thing to do is bought and then it
becomes dragon do you see
oh fuck
wait jingseth i'm actually fucked
no you're gonna you're gonna have to like do this in the next like four hours
Because the problem is that I have a 50, uh, where to I say do tomorrow and there's no fucking way I'll be able to complete it in time if this year goes too late.
Wait, you're in school?
No, I'm just lARPing.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do, alright?
You're gonna look for the red, talk to about folk here, and then we're gonna get it done, okay?
Okay, got it.
RAAAAD! RAAAAAAAAD! RAAAAAAAAD!
Remember, if all your camps are up, you always want to start on a buff.
He gets the cooldown, it's got it.
Yes.
We gotta get the cooldown going earlier, yeah.
Exactly, yes. So let's go, let's get the top to bottom.
I thought you were in school for a second. Wait, did you? How'd you do in school? Were you a good student?
Well, I wasn't till college.
Oh, you went to college. How did that go?
In my first semester, I failed all my core classes because I thought I was gonna become a veterinarian
because the thing about me is like I've always just used weaponized autism to carry me through everything in life and the problem is that when I
When I got to college, I realized that I couldn't just half-ass shit anymore and I needed to actually study.
But I wanted to play league instead. So I just didn't study and I failed all my classes and almost went to night school.
But then I lied to my parents about it.
So instead of being a veterinarian, you just played league instead?
Yeah, exactly. Because I had two options, right?
One of them was I could sit there and I could study in school against all these other normies that were going to sit there and try hard and all that shit.
Option 2 was I could just enjoy myself and play League in my free time.
And then say I'm not going to sit there and study, bro.
Like, I'm already, okay, press R instantly. R instantly.
There you go. Now press Q.
NICE!
Good.
Like, GenC, think of it logically, right?
If I'm already spending 8 hours a day in school,
why the fuck am I going to spend another 4 doing homework, right?
Yep. Watch this, coach. Watch this.
Let's go.
Now, don't forget, Mordekaiser can bring you to the Diddy Chamber.
So you might want to run away here.
Yep, just one way and then recall, yep, recall.
Alright, but Jinxie, do you want to hear something crazy?
Yeah, talk to me, cuz I was talking about...
Did you know that being a League of Legends streamer is actually harder than being a Veterinarian?
How so?
Well, just ask yourself, how many Veterinarians on the planet are there and how many League of Legends streamers are there?
But don't you have to go to like school to be a vet like and like actually do the whole thing?
Jinxy, but actually just like play like 20 hours a day in a childhood?
Yeah, but Jinxy.
Oh, actually, fuck.
Lowkey, you've probably dumped so much time into League of Legends, you actually have
like multiple PhDs worth of time in the game.
Yes, because like, listen, let me explain it to you, okay?
And this is something I've thought a lot about.
League of Legends is like being a doctor but half the time your patient is
guaranteed to die. So it's like imagine you're a doctor and you're gonna try
your best to save this patient's life right but then half the time they're
just gonna end up dying no matter your best efforts. After about a year or two
you're probably gonna hang yourself right and it's the same thing with being
a League of Legends player because every time you load it into a game you just
want to sit there and win so when you lose it fucking sucks but you know
you're gonna lose half the time so it's about mental strength does that make
sense? let's go for the wolves
alright so you're gonna look for the wolves here and then after the wolves
you're gonna play wrappers into Krugs
got it all right now Jinxie let me ask you a question okay yeah talk to me man
Do you remember earlier when you told me all you'd have to do is tell me something once and I'm gonna do it forever?
Yes, sir, of course man. Okay, perfect. So why the fuck has your team at NOT GOING ON COOL DOWN A SINGLE FUCKING TIME THIS GAME?
WHAAAAAAAAAY?
I'm sorry, sir. I completely forgot.
Alright, well that's show. So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the
Krugs and then after the Krugs you might want to look on another play, okay? So what
plays do you see you have the potential of doing right now?
Um, well we have objective, we have dragon, so I should go there.
Exactly. So what we're going to do is we're going to look for Krugs and to recall and
And then we're going to look on the dragon.
Okay, yep, it's now by the blade of the rune king. Perfect.
Alright, so now, dragon is free, okay?
Yes, sensei. Why is dragon free because they're jungler recall or something?
Um, well...
Because I'll kill them.
Well listen, it's because the thing is sometimes, especially in lower ELOs, you just want to have your own plan.
Because nobody has their own plan.
So if you're just saying that and you're like, I'm gonna do this thing, then you just do it.
So now press W and chase them.
Okay?
You might have to ult away though.
Oh, wait a second.
This is good. Keep fighting, just keep fighting, keep fighting.
Just keep fighting, keep fighting.
Go in Q, Q, Q, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.
Yes? Yes?
Turn on the mouse, turn on the mouse.
Okay, that's good.
Not bad at all, bro.
I killed you.
Yep, that's good.
Yes, so now the thing is your team won't be able to do dragon because they still need you but on your respawn
You're gonna go dragon out of base. Okay
Yes, nice good
There we go kitten perfectly, dude. I'm telling second perfect right now
It's looking perfect now we go right drag dude, we're up dude. Oh my god. I'm actually
Literally brutally fucking people in the ass. Yes game one and game two like I'm top. Yes
Top kills every game. I'm telling you this is why I kept telling people like you have something inside you, bro
There's something inside you that I'm noticing and that thing inside of you
It enables you to be the best player at this game, and it's the killer instinct
really yes like you can see if you were born in the medieval ages you'd probably
be going around murdering people and that's a good thing pressy pressy oh
no I didn't know they could do that to me
okay real talk real talk I didn't think they would either I've actually I'm not
even kidding I've never died like that from two ranged people rooting me from
from outside the camp, it's actually insane.
So now what we're going to do is you're going to walk to the red buff and you're going to
tell them how broken their champions are because you need to let them know that the only reason
why they're winning is because they're elo inflated.
So let's all chat, nice elo inflated champions.
You know what's actually so fucking crazy?
How are the elo inflated if they're irons?
well because they'd be iron four but now they're iron two
got it
understood
so jingxi let me let me tell you something okay
in league of legends
the hardest champions to play
are the ones that you play
and the easiest ones to play
are the ones that people that beat you lock in
does that make sense?
yep that makes perfect sense
so let me ask you a question who's the hardest champion in the game?
warwick and then yi
and then after that Diana
exactly
and who are the easiest champions in the game?
uh...
ramus
morta kaiser
uh... evelin
exactly yes so that's why jimsy
the thing is that even if somebody ever wins a game versus you
it doesn't even matter
because uh... they're just winning because they're walking in ill or inflated
bullshit
does that make sense
now what we think about me
yes i was saying if you're born in the medieval times you'd be the kind of guy
that goes around murdering people
and looting corpses during the bubonic plague.
Because I can tell that me and you are alike, and I would have done that too.
The thing about people like me and you, Jinxi,
is that if it weren't for laws, me and you could actually go crazy.
But since there are laws in place and we have families that we love,
and we have rules that we need to abide by,
It's like we can only afford to get that inner demon out of us in League of Legends.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
Okay, go for the motorcars or kill. Top.
Now, where you-
Wow, why can't I kill him?
Why? Because you're fucking goaded. That's why.
Now fucking kill him.
Uh, okay. I was gonna say don't arm, but it's okay.
Yeah, just keep bothering him.
there you go now go for the reptile so the reason why you can go go for this
go to nice nice nice
Genzi! Snipe to us in the fucking animal you want!
No! Yes! Okay okay listen you're gonna have to
flash on him in Q. Oh my god. Press E? E? Okay, do you know why that was so crazy?
Uh, because I flashed away from a skill shot? No bro, it's because you flashed before I
even told you to. Like you already had the play that I was going to tell you to go for
in your fucking mind. Do you understand? Yes, one second.
Okay, go for the Krugs.
Perfect, perfect.
So Jinx, you know what you can also say?
You can also say, hey, Xin Zhao, the GG stands for great.
great gazangas as I plow you from behind.
I don't know if I can.
Yeah, you know what, okay, that might be a bit too far.
Okay, so what we're going to do now is you're going to look for the wrappers, so you're
going to look for the wrappers and afterwards bot side clear into scuttle, okay?
Okay.
Perfect.
Yeah, man, just kind of carrying every game here.
Dude, I'm telling you, it's like you're actually getting it done.
I know.
And bro, a lot of this shit, like, you didn't even have to tell me to flash that, you know what I'm saying?
No, that's what I'm telling you, like, you understand these things at, like, an inherent level.
Well, because what my thought process is, I'm overleveled, so I can kill him if I can get close to him, and he's a ranged character.
So, like, I just have to get close to him, and then I heal once I start hitting him.
Yes!
So, all of you just cut the distance off from me to him.
It's just like using shotguns in Siege, bro. You have to get close to the warwick.
Yep, and you're literally the expert at using shotguns in the city.
I am.
You're gonna put a ward and I'll get back.
Okay, so listen, now we commit for that play.
Follow the Rift Held, follow the Rift Held.
It's like imagine, follow the leader.
Just follow the Rift Held and escort it.
It's like protect the president.
Just follow it, follow it.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay, Jinxie, we're gonna need you to crash into the second tower.
Do you understand?
Yo, yo, yo.
Okay, kill the locks! Kill the locks! Go!
Oh my god, this is good. Yes! Yes!
Okay, oh my god. Okay, back up and go to the dragon. Back up and go to the dragon.
We do not want to give up. Mordekaiser chance to kill us.
Go up, Lai.
That actually ended up being a play. Yes,
I'm telling you. So now look, go for the the dragon and then afterwards you're
going to look for recall, okay?
Got it, Tim.
So now we're gonna play for this again, man. Dude. I'm it's like every single game you're literally just going so fucking crazy
I'm ready for bronze coach. I really am yes
All we need to do is just get a delay and we would have got bronze ages ago
No, yes, but like that's what I'm telling you in league
It's impossible to climb out of the jungle if you don't have delay. It's like walking through like okay, listen
Okay, right
like okay Jinxie let me let me make you understand what it's like okay it's like
imagine there's a place where okay imagine you're gonna go to prison
right when you play with no delay it's like you wear your zesty shirts and then
you're having like a tight little lace thong as you walk into the prison what
What do you think is going to happen?
Um, I'll probably drop the soap or something?
I don't know.
Exactly.
And it's the same thing with playing jungle in league.
When you play with no delay, it's like you have no protections over yourself.
So anybody can just do whatever they want to you.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
Okay.
Alright.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the rest of the,
You're going to go Raptors here and then after you're going to go for the Scattle Crab.
Okay, yes. Bro, are you excited to watch LCS with me, Dantez?
Yeah, super excited.
Yo, bro, why'd you say it like that, bro?
If you were to talk about dropping the soap on LCS...
Okay, wait, wait. Do you want me to actually tell you the real reason why?
Yes.
Okay, and this is what I'm about to say. It's just facts, right?
right? The reason why the concept of LCS would seem really exciting for me is because it's like,
wow, I get to watch all these people that I play with them against in solo queue compete on the
world stage. In reality, it's some fucking team that just decides that they're gonna give a bottom
of the barrel paycheck to some random Korean dude, and then half their team is imports that nobody
even knows who they are. And then after it's like, you don't even feel any association because they're
They're like, bro, I don't even know who these people are.
Does that make sense?
Can we fight your coach or not?
No, you're going to press E?
Press E?
Press E and then R, wait.
R?
R?
OK, so now hold on to your R. R!
Oh, no.
He's in my tower, though, no?
He's in my tower?
Why is he going to do this?
This brain dead fucking idiot's on my fucking team.
Oh, wait, because he was invisible, that's why.
All right, continue about LCS.
This game is already won, for good.
Yep.
So as I was saying, the problem with LCS
is that LCS is just like a, it's just like a, a fucking like organization where half of the players are imported, right?
Which isn't necessarily-
Wait, so LCS is like, it's an NA league, but it's a lot of Korean players who aren't even the best in Korea, basically, is what you're saying?
Exactly. And do you like Imagine? Imagine, Jinxie, what's your favorite soccer team?
Uh, FC Barcelona.
Okay, what country do they play from?
Spain.
Imagine, in that team, only half of the people are from Spain. Would that change your opinion?
Well, that's kind of how it is with Barcelona.
Oh.
Well, then I guess you might like the LCS then.
Okay, three.
But yeah, no, that's all it is. It's like, LCS just feels like a retirement home for washed up Korean players, unironically.
Really?
Yes.
And it got so bad that they...
What's the most exciting? Is it worlds? Is the worlds the most exciting one?
Well, the reason why worlds and MSI is exciting is because every once in a while, a random
team from the west, either like a European or an American team, actually gets the point
where it's like, you're like, oh my god, they might actually win everything. And then they
just end up disappointing you again. But then the next year you forget about it. It's kind
of like imagine your dad leaves you, right? And then like 20 years later, it's like you're
getting like these phone calls and it's like hey I might be coming back and it's
like you're getting excited getting excited and then afterwards it like
never really happens that's what it's like being a fan of the LCS okay and um
okay so but wouldn't it be fun to watch like faker play and stuff well I mean
sure sure I mean like you you like you cheer for the NA teams you don't cheer
for like faker at all no I don't cheer for anyone because half of the NA players
can go fuck themselves because they end my games okay got it okay you can fight
this by the way press R nice because that's the that's the issue
Jinxie the problem is have you ever heard the term never meet your heroes yes
oh my god yes okay I wanted to imagine right now fakers in this game and then
he okay so imagine right now fakers in this game and then he types down Jinxie
You fucking suck dick, and then he starts running it down mid. Would you ever feel excited to watch faker play again?
And what if I told you that that's a good one and blame his team because faker's better than you
Okay, but Jinxie listen listen what I'm trying to explain though is that is what you experience with pro players and 90% of your games. Oh
They just ain't wait. Yep. Okay, so this we're gonna do okay. I'm gonna want you to press W soon
You're gonna have to run at them. You need to fight this. Okay, you're gonna kill this in and then after you're gonna look on the gen
Yep, but it's okay listen you're still gonna win it well alright we have three dragons they have literally zero
I mean, we're up kills, we're up turrets, we're fine, we're fine.
But yeah, no, like, LCS, I mean, like, fuck, like, and this isn't like a dig at Riot, obviously, right?
Because like, it's just, you know, like, how a lot of people view it nowadays.
Yeah, shout out Riot for letting us know.
Yeah, no, like, it's cool and everything, but the problem is that every single, like, domestic league,
whether it's like LEC, LCS, whatever it is,
all of them have fallen off massively
over the last few years.
Somebody in my chat just said that ward
has been there for 15 minutes.
Which ward?
The ward is still there for 10 years.
That ward has been there for 15 minutes.
The ward that I put down by objective.
Okay, well listen, this is what we're gonna do, okay?
You're gonna steal the barn here.
Yeah, yes, so this we're gonna do.
Jinxie, Jinxie, it's all you, this all you.
I want you to drone over the barn.
They have no jungler. They have no jungler.
Okay. So, like, I want to press W. Press W. Press W. Press W.
Okay, now just go for the band. Just go for the band.
You're good. They already killed that one.
But how about you? You know what? Enough about me.
Are you excited to watch LCS?
Yeah, but I think I'll actually learn a lot about the game, which is kind of fun.
Okay.
So what's the most exciting thing for you about watching the pro games that you think is going to be like?
Well, I would just like to see... Oh.
Oh my god, I would like to see those five-man team fights on dragons and stuff in Barrens, like I think that would be fun to watch.
Yep.
Okay, so I guess like just watching what it looks like from a communications perspective too, right?
Watching how the game is actually supposed to be played and not like a lobotomy of iron, which is what I play.
Okay, so like Jinx, there's Morgan here, okay?
You're gonna look for the rest of the Folklare? Actually, you know what, fuck it.
Go for the red, then recall, and then go for the blue out of base.
So the thing is Jinxie, there are people out there that think that I'm a bad coach.
Can you believe that?
No, round ever.
Like there are people out there Jinxie that think that because I make League of Legends
fun I'm a bad coach think about it for a second true true because they think that
League of Legends has to be you press your abilities and you do this and you do
that but they don't understand that what matters is the emotion what matters is
the sense of connection that you have to the game and if there's no connection
then why even bother fucking learning you know what I mean yo are we losing our
Just wait wait before you go in you're gonna wait for the ash to walk out of base
Okay now go in now you go now you go now you go now you go
Yep, that works now hold Q honor hold Q hold Q hold it E E E flash and then E
Close
wait but we're winning everything why is this game going so bad we're winning
what's happened we're up 12 kills we have three dragons oh it's cuz oh no no
yeah why what's going on why are we dominating more okay I'm putting my I'm
putting dick to ass right now so Jin see imagine that you have a team of five
sixth graders right and they're all fighting five fifth graders okay okay
If one of the sixth graders decides to fuck off and do random shit, is there enough of
a difference between the two of those groups that one of them will just automatically win?
No, because the sixth graders, like, I mean they're not even like developed, their arms
are like, like, stitched.
Exactly, and it's the same exact thing when it comes to League of Legends, because even
Even if your team has a lead, think of it like you have a one great advantage, right?
You have a one great advantage.
And then after, it's like if you're missing somebody, then you literally can't actually
win the fight, even though you feel like you should.
Do you see what I'm getting at?
Yep, got it.
Yep, okay.
That makes sense.
So the trick is that you just need to take so many steroids that you end up looking like
a freak of nature 15th grader, and then you start mauging the whole lobby.
Do you see what I'm getting at now?
Got it.
Alright, so now this is what we're going to do, okay?
You're going to back up, and then after.
Back up, just keep backing up.
Walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up.
So now you can see when the Mortar Cards are walking up, walk to the red dot, the red dot,
the red dot, the red dot.
I don't see a red dot there.
Okay, it's not there anymore.
Okay, uh, yeah, you're just going to have to back up now.
Cause the problem is that your Ash is dead so you're just going to have to leave it be.
Ahhhh no... no no don't do it.
Oh God.... okay... Back up.
So the good news is China-Myrion can come in soon and your Ash is going to be respawning
as well.
You just have to wait, okay? You need to just hold the four down for a little bit back up back up back up
You don't want to die
Now walk up I know look on the dragon
Looks like everybody's gonna go dragon. This is gonna be the whole game
It gets decided here press W and run at them right now press W and run at them
Get that jinn off that jinn the jinn. Nice hold Q hold Q hold Q good get that okay now get this in this is now
We can turn on the dragon now after you kill this in you turn the drag good. You're winning this shit easy now
Okay, now just finish the dragon because you're gonna get a dragon soul then you're gonna walk mid all right
You might have just won
Can I walk man
Now since we have the dragon soul do we instantly one shot them or do we have more health?
No, so this dragon soul gives your entire team a shield so you just need to play for the shield and you're gonna be good
Okay, so we're gonna do now so you're back up
Okay, and now what you're gonna do here, Jengzee, listen, you're gonna back up, back up, back
up, because the thing is you need to wait for your team to be in position, and then
I want you to go for your red buff, just go for your red buff and then ping your team
away.
Do you know how to ping them away?
No.
No.
So you ping and then instead of pulling it down for help you pull it up, nice, there
you go.
So now you go for the red and then after this red you could easily look for Baron soon.
Alright so now Jinx you listen, you're going to back off, back off because now your team
isn't in place.
Okay, so now we're waiting for our team, okay?
You can't wait all this all this all this
Yeah, just just you just you fight fight fight
Going going going the gym the gym nice the looks the looks the looks the looks
Do you hear yourself? E? Press E? E? E? Hold Q! Hold it! Nice! Okay, now go for the
sin! The sin! The Mordekaiser! Nice! Okay, now burn! Now burn! Now burn!
I'm the greatest ever, bro.
Okay, Jynxie, I thought about it more. I thought about it more.
I'm telling you, you're going insane.
Are you ready to hear the epiphany that I just came to?
Yeah, what's up, bro?
So, this is what we're going to do, okay?
I want you to just focus on the barn.
You can finish it.
You can finish it.
Okay?
And then when your ult is up in 4 seconds, I want you to ult the mouse on it, okay?
But only if you walk up.
Only if you walk up.
Okay.
So now after this barn, recall.
Recall?
Recall.
this barn recall recall recall okay now press P your next item is gonna be that
thornmail that thornmail and then you're gonna buy a lixar barn I want to buy the
lixar barn okay so Jinxie why do you like FC bar Solana exactly okay and
what if I told you that that's the reason why because I thought about it
That's really the reason why for me. I don't like pro play because pro play went from being a thing where you saw
Personalities and you saw people that were actually like really out there
You know that everyone knew and then it went to a thing where every single split and every season
Every single team would have different rosters because they would always want to just all in winning as hard as they could
So it makes it impossible to get attached to the actual players that are part of the rosters does that make sense?
Yes, I see.
I think I see.
So now this is what we're going to do here, okay?
You're going to look for the Mordekaiser kill, and then afterwards I want you to look towards mid.
Okay, so what you're going to do is you're going to recall.
You're going to recall and then you walk mid.
Are we winning now, coach?
So now after this what you're gonna do is you're gonna wait for the enemies to
walk up then you're gonna press W and you're gonna R in alright. Yes so now
this we're gonna do you're gonna walk up and then R in nice now what you're gonna
do is you're gonna hold Q hold Q on them perfect and then now you can just walk
get down mid you walk them down mid like they're fucking dogs nice nice way to go
in Zen way to go in man fucking idiot fucking iron bitch okay now go for this
and then you just get the freest one of your fucking life oh well I'm not gonna
get broad today two games and two wins
And not only that bro, it's I was the best player on my team both games. Yes, so now I wanted a w and then chase this
Like I'm the best player in the lobby both games that was the bigger thing dude
I want you to look at your scoreline. Yes 18 kills and literally like seven CS per minute of 40 minute game
That's actually crazy
Bro, it's because you're coaching man. It's all cuz you're coaching back. That's back to back wins, bro
Oh, let's fucking go chat
Dude, we have the delay bro. This is what I'm talking about bro. Bro. It's starting to click guys
Bro back-to-back most kills on my team back-to-back most yes on my team
I know I want to look at your LP. How much are you just getting for that one 23? What does that mean?
Why that means I lost game you gained 22 now you're gaining 23. It means that your LP gains are
Slowly increasing
is that what why why is it why are they giving me more LP e-dontes because they're
saying Jinxie you don't belong here anymore bro you belong in a better life so
they're giving emotional man yes get emotional like Jinxie think of it this
way okay imagine it like this it's like imagine you're saying then you have a
your son right and he's playing hockey and then one day you realize that he's
winning all the games and hockey and you're just looking and you're proud.
You're like, wow, he's destroying everyone. He's going crazy. So what do you do is you
grab your son, you inject him full of steroids and growth hormones and then he
ends up dominating everyone even harder and he goes NHL. That's like you right
now. Do you understand what I'm getting at? Yes, coach. Bro, bro, coach. I earned an
S plus on the four way. Dude, do you remember? Do you remember my first three
days of the game where you were coaching me and I was getting 700 damage 800 damage 900 damage.
Do you remember that, bro? JC, not even that. Do you remember your first day playing when you
placed in silver and you're literally running it down every single game? Yes, and then through 11
live band. I remember it all, bro. It's like I actually get emotional thinking about it.
Sorry, Danny. Sorry to those two silver teams that I was on or three.
that's why I'm telling you bro it's like league is a journey and the thing is
that you're sitting there Jinxie it's like me and you were photo and we're
dildo right photo and dildo Baggins and we're sitting there and we're fucking
going to throw the ring and the eye of Sauron does that make sense
unfortunately I didn't watch Lord of the Rings and everybody makes fun of me when I watch him
no I don't blame you I didn't watch it either bro after five minutes I got bored
so I turned it off.
Okay, yes, okay.
But it's like we can still warp Jensi.
Because the thing is that, listen,
we'll want to be a streamer.
Anything that you say, at least one person is gonna believe.
So as long as you talk confidently,
you can spread misinformation
and nobody is gonna actually be the wiser.
Like I could make up something right now
and just randomly start lying
and nobody is gonna actually know it.
And there's gonna be a few people
to actually believe it, does that make sense?
Yes, bro.
Yes, 100%.
Because you're larping, bro.
Exactly, yes.
So that's why Jinxie.
You're the leader of the larp.
You always larp when you can.
Yeah.
If you play at least five games of League of Day,
you actually reduce your chance of developing dementia by 40%.
And then reason-wise, because memorizing all the League
champions opens up compartments in your mind that make it
that people with dementia normally don't have,
which is why they get dementia.
And it's like, I just made that up out of the top of my head.
But did you believe it?
Yes, bro.
Yes, I did.
Yes.
I got my food, too.
I'm going to eat really quick, coach.
Is that OK?
Am I allowed to eat?
Wait, wait, wait, where's your food?
My brother made it, so it's in the kitchen right now.
W brother?
OK, W brother.
If he made it, then we don't disrespect that.
Go get the food.
OK, and while I'm eating, people in my chat
are saying I should watch my first game for inspirations.
Do you even have like a vod of that?
It's on my YouTube channel I think.
It was with Tyler when I was on Garen Top and it was literally a lobotomy.
All right so then that's what we'll do.
What we'll do is you get your food, I'll get something to eat as well and then we'll
react to your first game ever of League while waiting for you to finish.
Okay, BRB coach.
All right.
Tyler, what a day.
I mean we're out, we're 2-0.
Hi, guys. Get a big record screen and then get a timer.
Oh, you already have a timer. Good check.
Chad, I got a chicken sandwich.
Watch LCS?
Chad, I think we're only going to watch the finals.
All right guys, who's right for a meal hack?
Check this out.
Greek yogurt.
And then protein powder.
And then you just pop it in and then you mix it
Instantly 50 to 60 grams of protein Lord about this
What's up Master Jin see I have bequeath bequeathed my return
Wait, is that even how you use that word? Yes now, bro
What should we watch bro like is there anything you want to show me or should we watch my first game? I?
I okay let your chat choose either we watch your first game or watch one of your dual games with muda
Chat should we watch my first game or watch one of my dual games
I'm gonna pull on this
Mooda into the fuck out of my games and then blame it on Smurf
So then I coked along with him and said yeah, bro, they're probably smurfing but deep down bro
He's the fuck out of my games. I don't you mean and it's like after that it happens
It's like how could you ever look at them the same again? You know what I mean?
He was losing by 90 CS in 5 minutes.
What's your brother make?
Chicken sandwich.
Nice.
And it's like bro, if you're down 90 CS in 5 minutes, who are you getting smurfed on
by?
Faker?
Like hit the minion bro.
Real.
Alright, so what are we watching?
What?
You know what I realized?
What?
Everybody gets bitches and moans and complains about, oh this smurf or oh my teammate, just
be challenger bro.
Like I'm so done with all the bitching and moaning, like I'm just gonna become challenger
in this game.
And then when I become challenger, no one can say fucking shit to me.
Because then I'll have been the highest rank in the game in Rainbow Six each, the highest
rank in the game in Clash Royale, and the highest rank in the game in League of Legends.
And then on top of that, I'm going to hit 2,000 yellow and Chats just because.
Yep.
Because, Jinx, let me tell you something, bro.
If I have Challenger, bro, I legitimately think my penis will grow in size, don't tell
me.
Bro, with how much I'll be sucking on it, you better believe it.
Okay.
The chat is saying to watch LCS while you eat.
Do we even have like permissions to do that right now?
Or no?
Wait, probably not actually.
Let me um, let me tap something to do with the stuff.
All right.
Let's see.
That's the majority of people are saying
to watch the LCS while you eat.
Wait, is it live right now?
Is the LCS live right now?
What do you add is?
Mmm.
Okay, what are you eating?
Greek yogurt with protein powder.
Why?
Why not?
I'm a fat piece of shit so I need low calories so I lose weight.
Oh
Wait so chat
But I don't think we have firms to watch this maybe we do but I don't know
I think we only got firms on the final shot. No, wait if we watch Kajal watch LCS
Is that like so co-streaming I think so
Really
I'm gonna see what he says chap cuz I don't want to like get banned before I even start
I just texted him yeah, we need we need to activate PG mode
Yo, I'm downloading League of Legends. Is that fun or is it fun?
That does I'll let you take the floor on that one
If you're downloading League of Legends have fun you might as well un-saw it right now
the purpose of playing League of Legends as
It's to not have fun yourself. It's to win games that you make the enemy team not have fun
It's not about bringing yourself joy
It's about stripping it from other people and unless you're gonna have that mentality then you might as well not even chew the fuck up
Yeah, um I
Think you should only play League of Legends
If one, you hate yourself, and then two, if you hate other people, because then you can hate yourself less by making other people hate themselves more, if that makes sense.
Yep. I agree with that.
But like, I want to make a couple of ground rules, because as you guys know, I'm about to leave iron tonight.
Um, ground rule, if you're an iron player, you're not allowed to ping, you're not allowed
to ask for help, you're not allowed to type in chat, you're not allowed to type in all
chat.
If you're an iron player, take your keyboard and shove it up your ass.
Nothing pisses me off more than when I'm duo-cuing with my brother at 10 in the morning and my
iron teammates are pinging me away from things, pinging me to things.
It's like, you're iron for a reason.
I'll throw you through a glass window if you think again.
In GTX.
Bro, I'm going to be honest.
When I hear you say those words, it's
how I imagine parents must feel watching their children
graduate.
You know what I mean?
Thank you, Father.
Thank you.
I'm proud of you.
Yeah, I think um, I don't know. Yeah, I think I'm just going to become a challenger.
Dantez, how long does it take to get challenger?
For you?
For me.
If I'm a 2023 gamer of the year, how long does it take me to get challenger?
January is in April or May, June, July, August, you're going to be challenging in seven months.
I'm not joking, by the way, like I'm actually being serious about that.
How am I going to get challenged in seven months?
the thing is then seven months the system is going to reset and by then you're
already gonna be a master's player so what we're gonna do is you're gonna do an
early season demon grind in League of Legends and you're gonna go for a master
challenger the day the new season starts and since the cutoff is low it's gonna
make it so you're gonna be able to actually hit it with ease
Got it. Okay. All right. I'm gonna go put away my plate. I'll be back. All right. I was fast
Stop capping I'm not brown
Guys
You have to understand that right now
The thing about it is that jing see it's like a sponge, right?
All of the information he's learning, he's always learning new information.
So it's going to allow him to get to a point where he's literally sitting there and he
knows everything.
He will not make it past bronze, okay?
What are you going to say when he hits silver then?
them when he hits gold like I'm tongue eyes he's actually going to be like
like insane.
Okay.
Yo, Domtas, I'm back.
All right, Jengze, I'm going to be honest, bro, I think, wait, you know you can actually
do real fast?
Yeah, what's up, man?
So right click on the chosen one in your friend's list.
Okay, no actually wait do you want to know something that we can do for like two minutes?
Yeah, what's up?
So as a league player one thing that you're going to have to learn is that hate watching
other people is the biggest source of your joy ever.
So you're going to hate watch Muda for about a minute and a half and then you're going
to queue up.
Yes sir.
When I click spectate game nothing happened now.
You want to open a stream for many of them, and then afterwards we'll turn it off.
So in League of Legends you always want to make sure you hate watching your friends?
Yes.
Like, the more you like someone, the more you want them to lose.
Unless you don't want to see them lose their mind.
Then you hope that they win.
Like right now Muta is 0-3-0 and then the Iron Lobby.
He's fucking with me, sorry.
And he's...
He's kicking.
Yo.
How much longer is LCS running for today, chat?
Because the guy responded to me, and he said he's checking right now.
I wouldn't mind to watch one game of LCS.
Yeah, we can check one out.
I would love to see one game of LCS chat and see what pros play like.
And then we're going back to Bob's game.
So Moodus 0 and 3 with no assist and Iron 1, what do you think about that right now?
I mean, do you want me to give you an honest answer?
Well, I have a feeling I know what's going to happen.
He's going to say his opponent's smurfing within the next 2 minutes because that's
what he's going to do on my team.
Is that a lock on?
Is that a lock on?
Dude, wait, do you know what the crazy is saying?
Do you know what the crazy thing about this game is, Jamesy?
Wait, hold on.
What law here, I hate this fucking game.
Wait, he's molding.
Why do I play it?
Why am I addicted?
I want to die every time I play this game, I want to die.
I want to die every time I play this game, like, literally.
This is off to a good start, man.
Oh my god.
Like, whoa, I don't get it.
Like, what am I going to do?
So, Jamesy, this is what you're going to do, okay?
What do you guys do when you watch me?
I don't know, man.
does he heal by the way does he heal does he heal does he heal does he heal does he heal I don't get like she has a bot
I'm gonna hit by that fucking thing at the time
okay Josh guys yep I think this is your best idea you've ever had
like Jinx you know what the best thing about this is
But whenever you're having a shitty day, you can open up Muda's stream and know that his is going even worse
Like when you're losing in bronze, you're gonna be like at least I'm not losing an iron
I don't know
He's getting absolutely fucked on by some gigantic alligator
And you know what the craziest thing is?
The thing that he's against it's not even a jungler. It's a mid laner. All right. No, it's not a mid laner. It's a jungler
So it's like
Did I die?
Okay, we need to do this every time I lose a match.
Wait, Muda's Bronze 4 right now.
Wait, what?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Dude, my cat said Muda's Bronze 4.
Wait, I'll search up, I'll search up.
I just don't know what I'm doing wrong, like this game I'm really-
Wait, fuck he is!
I already broke my OLED monitor yesterday.
Boy, Jinx said it's fine because he lost his first game, then his next game was a remake,
and now he's going to lose this game too, so he's going back to iron.
That's awesome.
I don't know, man.
Well, look, I think this game's actually not good for you, bro.
Okay, hit the tower, now run away. Now run away. Drag comes up to 15 seconds, 10 seconds.
I'm going to run and I'm going to get dragged. Yes, I agree. Guys, let's go take drag. I'm down.
Right now he's inching me again.
I hope you understand right now he's just soloing the dragon for no reason.
He doesn't even have his jungler with him, oh now he is.
No, I don't understand, why is my team saying you're so bad that you're okay?
No, retorn, I'm on your team!
Like when I'm not playing League, all I can think about is playing League, but then when I'm on the game, I want to fucking, like, just tie my dick around a fucking...
Like, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong, bro.
I think I spent, I spent three hours last night in the training tool.
Three hours last night in practice tool.
You should type in his chat and say everything.
First thing I want, yes!
Why would I say everything?
You have to understand what he's doing wrong.
Wait, no.
Wait, James, you know I'm about to type in his chat?
What?
I don't understand, bro.
Wait, look at his chat, look at his chat.
All I did was coach.
I just don't understand.
Like, like, exit it from fullscreen.
So you can read the chat.
What the f***ing rainbow!
Are you ready?
Like, oh wait, like, what do you need it like?
nice nice like what do I even do now yeah shooting fucking jing see turn off
full screen you need to see this oh wait in discord you said I don't know this
look so read his shot read his shot oh and five flags
Wait, Jinxy, Jinxy, tell him that Teamfight Tactics might be a better alternative ride
game for him.
Okay.
Oh, and five Yone, by the way.
Oh, and five Yone.
If I was a good legend player, I'd hate myself.
Imagine my teammates going, oh, and five right now.
Like, oh my God.
Don't ask.
He texted me back.
He said, yes, you are good, but you need to put hashtag LCS Coastream in your game.
Okay.
Wait, don't test. He texted me back. He said, yes, you are good, but you need to put
hashtag LCS Coast Dream in your title.
And wait, okay, then let me send you the other part.
All right. I guess you knew, like, chill out, Ben.
Yeah, we're checking checks.
All right, I'm looking.
Chat, should we watch one game of LCS?
Do we remove the delay for Ben and then we put it back on after?
We would definitely remove it
Okay, gotcha gotcha gotcha wait mood is got banned we want to get banned for
What I got away I got away I got away I got away. There's literally no way you can kill me
I don't understand how this dive exists everywhere like oh my god what is the point of adding
a dish that can literally just go underwater how are you even a fish at that point one
My Jinx, see no one you can say.
Tell him his only chance at hitting Diamond is if he gets a bunch of his viewers to get
bronze, silver, gold and emerald accounts and I'll trade him all the way there.
He's reading my chat.
He's reading my chat, hold on.
He's about to read it. He's about to read it. Read it! Read it!
Chatty's reading it. I feel like boggled. Maybe you should retire? You can't win trade
in League of Legends. It might be time to hang it up. Please get the fuck out of my chat, please,
before I actually tweak, bro. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I actually shut the fuck up. Okay. Okay, so Chat, should we watch one game of LCS and see what
the vibe is about wait where how do we view it don't ask you literally just open up lcs
okay we have to put lcs co-stream inside the title all right so wait it's not wait is Timo the
wait let me chill yeah no jingsy we're costumers now yeah we're costumers so here hold on first off
Let's actually let's do this, bro. Yeah
All right, my delays disabled I'm good now
all right, so
Yo chat so as you guys know
me and Dante's are official
co-streamers of League of Legends and that includes lcs
Which is one of the finest regions in all of League of Legends and today
We are going to be promoting love and positivity and
And yes, how are you doing today, Gontas? How's your weather?
So, Nicholas, because we're on a first name basis, of course, I'm glad that you asked.
The weather has been amazing today, but I'm sure that we're going to have an even more amazing set of series of games
from this very, very, very high octane series that it's about to play out in front of us.
Yes, so give me a little bit of a background on the teams here. We have C9 versus Fly, so I'm assuming that's Cloud9
I don't know what Fly stands for.
Fill me in on this contest.
So Fly is actually FlyQuest.
Oh, I've heard of this team.
I've heard of this team, yes.
So it's Cloud9 versus FlyQuest.
And FlyQuest is actually, if I'm not mistaken, one of the
only North American teams that has actually made it pretty
far in like inter-regional events.
So in MSI and Worlds, a lot of times they actually show up
and they do very well in there
okay
so if you were to predict to the superior team is today
who is your early prediction
mister uh...
is it right if I call you DeWaniel?
my actual name's Tontas but you aren't coming to I know
uh... wait hold on one second
I just got another text message from the higher up
check your
Okay, I'm looking I got another text message from the higher ups. I don't even know what this means for one here. Oh
Okay, so what do I do then?
Let me actually check on that okay, okay, let me take it off my screen
Okay, I just texted them, okay, could you
Okay, don't worry. I already took their I already took their stream off my screen
No chat guys not as it wasn't like a it wasn't like a boss call. Yeah, okay, what it kind of was
Okay, so wait, can I have the audio I guess the audio is fine though
So I get to just set and my monitor, okay.
I gotcha.
You have the audio?
Let me see what it is responding to.
Alright.
Dude, okay.
Alright, I just tagged in one moment.
Alright.
Sorry guys for the technical difficulties. We are currently trying to figure out what exactly is going on right now.
Yeah, there was a little bit of a boss call in the first minute.
We have Ash Serapine and Caitlyn Bard also both available.
Okay, so Fly Quest vs Cloud9 here. Now Cloud9, all I really know about this org is that this is the stomping grounds of Shroud, correct?
I
Shroud
Warming up his hands
Shroud got his start in cloud nine for CS go. Oh, I'm gonna be honest
I didn't know that so it's very knowledgeable and it's good information
But the champ select here. Can you see the champ select for now?
Um, I mean I can anybody watching my stream can't okay. It looks like we
I'll draw it for them, wait I'm going to draw it for them so they know what's going on.
So let's see what's going on.
Okay so we have Ash, we have Seraphine, Annie, Jarvan, Kate, Bard, okay so as you can see
right so Jinxie right now on the blue team they locked in Ash and Annie right so that means that
they're going for a standard thing that we've been seeing in the LCS recently called the A comp
and the A comp is essentially that every single champion that you lock in that is a carry starts
with the letter A so as a result we can be also looking at an ambassador jungle walk in and maybe
even for top lane, we could be seeing something like Aurora being locked in as well.
Yes.
Okay, that makes perfect sense.
And basically, what my next question is, in these exact teams...
Oh, Jynxie, Jynxie, before you continue, do I have to take LCS CoSum out of my title?
I'm still waiting on the higher up.
Okay, continue.
And now, my next question here, Dotteth, is, in these exact two team comps, when you have
a Grey Ghost, a Caitlyn, a Gryphon, a Quad, a Masu.
Okay, so Jynxie, those are actually the names of the players.
So, you were reading the names of the players in that picture?
It looks like red ball, the spotter.
Let me dump this Celsius down the floor.
Get it on screen fast.
Now Red Bull is the gout.
I remember Red Bull used to taste so good that when I was like 11, my parents had to
like physically take it away from me because I like drinking it like it was juice because
I didn't understand that it was an energy drink and then afterwards it's like they told
me and I was like oh but it's too delicious so I kept drinking even more.
Yes, 100% bro.
Yep.
And now in this series here between FlyQuest and C9 is this the best of one, best of three,
best of all.
Oh wait the higher ups are tied.
Alright let's see what's going on.
try to get up another bus call.
Objective then.
Whatever he sends, I'm just going to copy the case.
All right.
Gotcha.
It falls apart in a spectacular way.
Hold.
Can they keep up the pressure?
Now, in League of Legends Pro League,
have you ever seen pros verbally assault each other
in the middle of a game, like harass each other?
Well, I could actually tell a story about that,
but I think that would have to be once the co-stream is off.
So we're going to be about to hold on to that story
another day unfortunately. Wait, I'm going to send you a text message.
Okay.
If they can bounce back here because game number one, Flabber, was really able to orchestrate
most of it.
I mean, iMessenger has scored a lot of points.
No, iMessenger like...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Man around me.
Man around me.
Man around me.
Man around me.
Man around me.
Man around me.
Man around me.
Man around me.
Okay, wait. Hold on. There's a little bit of action going on there, Jay. Can you see?
Yes, we have a mouse you playing. Oh, no, that's his name again.
Master's not a champion.
Are you guys still okay from that? No.
What do you mean?
Okay, so we just got the boss called on this and I'm going to send it to you.
All right. Let me let me read what the boss called us to say.
Have to be a...
Okay, so then do I remove their thing from my title?
I think so.
Um, okay. Yeah. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What if I did a hashtag from Jinxie Co stream? Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Nice. Nice. Okay. All right. Have I sued out this?
All right. Okay, there we go. All right. So we have fly.
So guys, by the way, all my viewers, you guys can open a second tab and either open Jinxie Stream or Riot, right?
Just to see what's going on. Just so you guys aren't completely lost.
So what's currently going on though, what's currently going on is on the bottom left of our screen, there's one guy wearing a clown outfit.
And I'm gonna be honest. I'm really lost because it's like it's like we're joining the party once the party's already in full swing
So I don't know what's going on here
Okay, so what's happening now wait is this live or is it a replay?
Wait, yeah, this is okay. Okay. Yeah. All right. Let's see what's going on then
Yeah, yeah, no Jimmy by just wasn't chipped there looking at a replay of a play
Okay, so now it looks like the it looks like blabber
Was actually looking for fights. So Jamesy blabber actually used to have a nickname
Do you want to know what his nickname used to be?
Yes, what was his nickname?
It used to be Krabber and the reason why people call them Krabber was because he was one of the only junglers out there
That was willing to lose a game for a scuttle crab like he
He was legitimate. I'm not kidding. It was a world it was like a world's game
And he decided to throw the entire game for a scuttle crab and his entire team lost that he completely sold everyone
And then after that day everyone just called him crapper
But he's one of the good pro players that actually try hearts in solo queue. He carried me a few days ago
So respect to him. Okay
Now in your humble opinion
Who would you say is the best North American pro right now?
I'm gonna be honest with you, Jengzee. I'd have to know who's actually in the LCS to answer that question.
Because the thing is that I haven't really kept up today with the whole roster.
But I would say it's weird because so back in the day there used to be a team, right?
And this team was called Dignitas and they had this jungler called Shaden on the team.
and this guy was crazy jing see he would play jungle 30 hours straight 1v9 every game he was rank 1 na he just recently got rank 1 eu
but when he joined dignitas his team coaches made him lock in tank junglers every game and they just completely got wiped
so they never went anywhere as a team during that spoke okay i see okay i see yeah now um
individually here in this scenario it looks like there's a little bit of a log in bot lane no
Yep, so right now what we're seeing is that it looks like Barling is actually getting ganked.
Okay, so Quad is actually coming in here and there's a lot of action coming in so he's using his
Woot, he's going with the damage and he's fighting to kill! I'm gonna be honest, Jinx,
see this is like kind of crazy for me to watch because normally I only watch the worlds games
and in the worlds games it's like 10 minutes in there might be like two kills on the board but
there's a lot of action going on in this game like there's fighting and there's
people going absolutely crazy right now okay and does this this basically mean
that in LCS there's more early kills than in worlds I can use an analogy yes
yes yes that is indeed quite exactly what the meaning that can be derived from
such a thing is to be okay okay got it thank you sir now it says here fly
quest is the fourth seed and c9 is the one seed so is that NA rankings or what
is that dude I was about to make a joke I don't like can make that joke so what it
means yes is that any rankings mean that since c9 is the first seed it's
Okay, so since we're just gonna watch one game today, but you're doing it. Okay, got that. All right
So what it is so C9 is the first seed which means that yes
They are the number one team right so fly quest is a fourth seed which means they are the number 14
So this is one versus four moment. I got a boss called as to where you move your camera one moment
Wait
Okay, yeah, sir. I gotcha. I want to cover up anything. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, so yeah, so what it is is that the first seed is in the first place and then the fourth seed is in the fourth place
Think of it like
Okay, so what we're gonna do Jin see
You can't talk to me now, okay.
So this is the practice for the final.
Yeah, no, it actually is.
It actually is.
Slower, but you know, game number two, now you get a little help.
Okay, so now, Jinxie, as we can see, there's a lot of action going on right now, right?
They got their morning stretches.
Yeah, a bunch of action.
Alright, so as we can see, there's some like top lane fights going on.
going on we see some mid lane fights going on too and there's also some
bot lane fights going on so there's a lot going on around the map right now
does that make sense
yes oh and it looks like wow how do you get away there mr. DeLanio okay so the
thing is that Bard is a champion oh I can't say that so Bard is a champion okay
Hold on how can I phrase this
So the thing about part as a champion right is that part as a champion
Yep, so part is a champion that can just kind of like
Okay, Bart is a champion that can spawn darnia whenever she wants and then the second thing so dad
It's like he can just escape to Narnia because for some reason people think that that's good game design
So as a result a lot of the time Bard just ends up spawning portals everywhere
And then being really the most broken character ever while running around in ten thousand movement speed
But for some reason people think that this is actually not only
Balance, but I think it's also a skillful champion
Oh, so do you believe Bart is a skillful champion?
Yeah, he's a skillful champ if you...
Okay, so the thing about Bart, right?
So Bart is a champion.
Stop laughing! Please!
Bro, you can't talk.
Bro, if you're PR, you can't talk.
It's actually insane.
okay hold on so it's like I was saying right Bard is a champion that requires
skill for players that might be less skilled at the game does that make
sense yes okay got it it's like imagine you go to a score I can remind okay so
yep so okay so now there's a big fight going in oh my god five quests that's
another kill. Wow the fourth seed is kind of rolling here. So can you get Black West?
Yep because don't forget when it comes to- Tower died! Tower died! Tower died!
Oh my god okay so it looks like Blue is fighting. Oh my god and just like that C9 Thanos does
a little snap of his fingers and Thanos snaps the enemy top laner back to base. Yes.
play absolutely beautifully played and yeah bro now that's that have you ever
wanted to pursue a career in bro play um that's a good question actually yes but
the problem is that a lot of teams did not want to accept my conditions what
does that mean bro you're a challenger jungler you could easily be broke what
are you so the conditions that I had where I get to stream everything I don't
have to practice, I play for my room, and on top of it I just show up whenever I want.
But for some reason the teams have it in their mind that they'd rather just choose some random
Billy Bob, and as a result I was never able to actually get a spot in a team.
You sound like an absolute nightmare to be on a team with, bro.
You have a GenC, think of it this way, it's like, I'm like a mystery box, you know?
It's like you're gonna load in the game, and you don't know if I've been out till 3, I'm the night before.
You don't know if I'm actually gonna try hard, you don't know if I've run or lost my last game so solo queue.
So it's like, no matter what happens, it makes things exciting, does that make sense?
Yes, bro, yes, yes, you always keep your own teammates guessing.
Exactly, yes.
Because it's like, yep.
On a positive note, who would you say is the best player in this lobby?
Highest skill?
Best player in this lobby.
So Griffin has hit rank 1 NA before.
And then he also got really high rank in Korea.
The game has been paused. What does this mean?
So the game being paused is essentially when somebody just doesn't feel like playing anymore.
more so they just slash pause and get a little two-minute break where they like
get to lie about some kind of peripheral issue so they can mentally reset.
Oh, got it. Oh, wait, put the egg rolls in. Here we go. You think egg roll guys? I love egg rolls.
Yeah, no, I love egg rolls. Like listen, listen, listen, listen. I'll be rolling in egg rolls
if I ever got the chance to. Yes, bro. Oh, here we go. Here we go. All right. So,
So they are trying to make sure his keyboard disconnected from his computer.
So do you think there's a chance, well, not that he would ever do that, but
is it strategical to unplug your keyboard intentionally?
So I'm gonna be honest, if I was in the LCS,
I think I would actually lose money in my first split in there.
And the reason why is because if I get mad, I just walk across the stage and
just start punching other people's monitors.
So in this NA tournament here, how many of these players are from the U.S.?
In this 10-man lobby, how many of these players are U.S.?
Okay, so I can actually tell you.
One.
One.
Okay, so there's only three people that were in play.
imported from other regions so this it's not as bad as some other teams because
there are some teams where they really have four people that were like imported
from other regions and stuff but in this one it's like there's only I think like
one or two in both which is like nice for us as viewers because I get to know
all of their names from solo queue right like every single person in this
lobby I've played with before and some of them I've been playing with for years
right now it doesn't mean that my experiences with them have been that
positive, but it does mean that I at least recognize the people who I'm seeing represent our region. Does that make sense?
Yes, so
So you've queued with some of these guys before have you um like like you've been on teams with some of them or like been against them
How did it go?
Um, well the thing is that I'm gonna be honest
I play so many games that every game blurs into the next right so it's like
You know, it's like I don't know like that's why sometimes it's funny because I'm gonna play a game
And some guys gonna tell me dude. I hate you and I can't believe I get to play with you again
And it's like I'm just like dude
I don't even know what I did you know because the problem is that sometimes hechrom's
Hechrom gets bad and when that happens then things are a little bit rough for my team, right?
Yeah, so if
So if heck okay, I have a hypothetical question for you, okay, and it's not even related to this protein. Yep
So, John says, if you were to do a jungling challenge where like you like we're not allowed
to play hack room for an entire season, do you think you'd get a challenger honestly?
An entire season, yes.
Okay, next question.
If you like John says, I think you should do this next season.
I think this season you should hit challenger on hack room because you're already so close.
But I think next season you should try to hit challenger on another role.
So Jensi, funny story actually, I have actually tried doing that twice with both ADC and Top lane.
And how did it go on ADC and Top lane?
So on both those roles I had about five to six hundred games of experience, right?
So reasonable amount of games, and I would have about an ending rank of about Emerald 1.
won. So not as great as you'd expect, but definitely not the worst egg in the
batch, if that makes sense. Now, Jin see it's also important to keep in mind,
because I think you're laughing a little bit too much, that I was getting
ghosted and stream sniped every single game, and then my team was always out to
get me, and that's the only reason why those challenges went as badly as they
dead. So, Dante, in ADC, you're at Emerald 1, ADC? Well, I actually peaked Diamond 2.
Okay, oh, well that's better. That's a lot better. Yep. Now, how did you go top lane? What were you
top lane? Well, top lane, I was losing my mind. That's what I was. When I was top lane, I managed
should be diamond one and I ended also around Emerald one.
Okay.
Oh, the game has been paused again.
Do you think there's a chance a player intends to nail this keyboard?
No, Jinx, I'm going to be honest.
Maybe it's just that keyboards are randomly unplugging.
Like there could be the little keyboard fairy that's running around just unplugging players'
keyboards, right?
You should probably have your monitor on to play League.
Unless you're playing League.
Oh, it's monitors on.
somebody's keyboard unplugged and then five minutes later somebody's monitor
shut off either this is like a little anomaly or these players are
intentionally maybe doing it wait W Red Bull W Red Bull
okay yeah all right Jensie actually drink it Red Bull right now yep so now
Oh, Jyncey, um...
Wow.
That was gay.
So it looks like one of their entire computers crashed.
Wow.
Okay, sweet.
Oh, so wait, his computer, like, exploded?
What happened?
Dude, what happened was, is he was space-gliding too hard,
too hard, and it completely broke his PC.
Wait, so what does space gliding mean?
Space gliding is when you click so fast that it's like you're gliding through space.
That's an expensive delivery, shouldn't you?
Okay.
Got it.
Oh, pagoda pods, the egg rolls.
Pagoda egg roll pods.
I might actually try some pagoda egg rolls today tonight.
Yep, listen.
Listen, there's a reason why it's not called pastapada, right?
you got to go out and buy some yeah so what's this is shaking in his hand here
do you use hand warmers in your challenge or game?
what are those hand warmers or are they socks?
I believe they're hand warmers yeah hand warmers
okay for a second I thought they were just shaking around dirty socks
I don't know but all I know James is listen if it was
me shaking those hand warmers I'd be an expert because my hands always get cold
I'm gonna be honest I don't know because I'm just looking at the players having peripheral issues
So how frequently does this actually happen like the computer is exploding and stuff and
the keyboard the keyboard fairy Listen if you're fanatic it happens every game but
outside of that I'm gonna be honest I don't really know like I'd have to I'd have to actually
like do a bit more research now these junglers on these teams have you ever played against
Uh, Griffin actually does play solo queue and Blabber does too, but the problem is that a lot of them just like don't play anything
Yeah, like I'm gonna be honest half the people in this lobby maybe they queue one or two games of solo queue a day
And then they just call it a day
Really why do you think so because maybe because they're just so drained from pro practice and stuff
I mean, yeah, if that's the answer you want to go with
Wait, what else? Why are you putting it up there?
in the sense that it's like they're really like this insanely high echelon of class and it's like super cool
But the problem is that in the West if you say you're a pro player
People are gonna hand you a job application and tell you that they want their fries with extra salt, you know
Now also don't I notice there's a clown
Commentating the match here
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I have no idea what's going on there. Oh
but hasn't equalized his CS and Griffin...
Oh wait, hold on, let's actually turn up the volume here.
He takes Drake off of this.
Then they start just playing hard around bottom lane.
Griffin's level six at this point.
He still has an advantage on Glabber,
and it's really still all about this bottom lane,
and how could FlyQuest find their way back?
He's then hit level six, they tried to all in onto Crouching,
didn't get it.
Game is ready, so we get to toss back before the really...
Oh, game's ready.
Now, did they have to crash the whole lobby and reset,
or no way, that they just paused it?
Yeah, they just paused it,
is just like he disconnected so now he's just like reconnecting if that makes
sense okay so listen Jinxie are you gonna are you gonna be with me here so
now we're gonna have to sit here and we're gonna have to focus up because
the problem is that so far we've been saying a lot of stuff but none of it has
actually been meaningful so we got to give this game some real meaning does
that makes sense yeah so they both have one dragon or am I reading that
correct uh no so right now fight quest has two dragons right and Griffin is
actually on his sundered sky completed item now for some reason randomly the
bard is getting caught up yep the the turret symbol and the dragon symbol they
look similar sorry continue yet no I get that I agree with the two so yeah so
So it's like I was saying right now it's like the game state is kind of like even but the
thing is that blue has an advantage and the reason why is because they locked in this
champion called Yorick.
So Yorick is this champion that essentially walks wherever the fuck he wants.
Wait, can I say that word?
Let me actually check.
I believe so.
So Yorick is essentially a champion that just walks wherever the fuck he wants and he drops
Okay, nevermind, can't say that.
And he just spawns a bunch of creatures, right, around him,
and those creatures just make it so you literally cannot walk up or do anything,
and you die instantly.
Wait, so, wait, does he like TP creatures on you?
Is that it? Is that it? Is that the creature?
Yeah, so it's like, imagine you had a graveyard, right?
Okay, nevermind, can't say that.
So essentially what it is is Yorick just pushes the minion waves and then afterwards he looks
for the turrets.
Okay got it.
So Yorick, now is his spirit tanky, like the little ghost thing, is it at 2400 health?
Yeah, so the funniest part about it is that it's on like at 2400 health.
It's also the fact that it takes literally half the damage like normal.
So if you try killing it, it takes you longer to kill the monster than it does to kill Yorick.
And for some reason, Jinxie, for some fucking reason, after years of that being in the game,
it hasn't been nerfed!
Imagine that!
So if you play Topping and someone locks in Yorick, then they can literally just run over
you like they're an 18-wheeler and there's nothing you can fucking do!
for c9 so what do you think uh yes of course and also um we just got heard back from the boss
call yep uh yes cussing is allowed so you're good to go all right good dude is that just me or does
that cast her captain flowers kind of look like muda cast her like the the guy at the top right
there on the left side of the screen thumbs up the thumbs up yeah i don't really i don't think he
He looks like Muda, and Muda's nose is much bigger, like Muda's huge nose.
So it looks like now he's drifting the Herald to actually knock it into... and he missed.
Wow.
Now, do you think he missed there intentionally with the Herald?
Because the Herald is supposed to hit the turret, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, you didn't see that was kind of crazy to witness.
I think it's some time...
Well, maybe it was a mistake.
You know what? Yes, let's go with that.
So that there, it must have just been a misclick, right?
My chat is saying that Bard altered it.
Oh yeah, okay, so let me explain it.
So Bard has an ultimate ability, right?
That makes it so that nobody can move or do anything, okay?
So, as a result, what happens is that Bard ults a turret, then the Rift Herald cannot
actually crash into the tower, or else it does zero damage.
So he actually made a good call there, because what he tried doing was he tried turning the
Herald around to wait out the Bard ult, and then go back in to knock into it and explode
it.
So wait, Bard's ultimate disables everything in the radius of it, like even the Herald?
Yeah, well, maybe not like a rushing help, but it's because saying that this way okay imagine you're sitting there and you have an AK 40
All right, we're not gonna do that. Yeah, so
Okay
Yeah, so it's like if the thing of it like imagine you're sitting there right got one game thought that you're doing good
Yep. Yeah, no, it's good. So it's like a practice for the finals man
Exactly. Yes, so it's like think of it this way Jensie. It's like imagine imagine you're sitting there
Okay, so it's like
And you're playing hide-and-seek with someone but then they put on Harry Potter's invisible cloak right and you try
Socking them in the belly. That's like Bard alting the turret. It's impossible to get socked. Does that make sense?
got it got it understood what great analogy all right so now there's a
fight going on opposite and there's Krabber Krabber yeah I grabbed her
getting the kill okay so now there's a big fight going on game ending this can
be gay or game ending maybe no what if that what just happened why do they keep
people was that so do you remember when I said what do you remember when I said
Bard can just bring his team to Narnia for no reason oh he just did it right
Yeah, so you just said it but I'm gonna be honest dude that blabber on the theory is looking pretty broken
It could actually be that he was the guy that you and Muda were playing against when Muda was getting annihilated
And that I would love you by this nerve
Okay, so like what we're gonna do here, okay now the best angle for us is
As we're gonna have to look for okay, so right now Jin see okay
Oh wait, K.A. by AT&T. Wait, Combs!
Combs!
W. Combs! W. Combs!
Great Combs.
I'm gonna be honest, if that was me in that game,
I would have just started screaming about Halfway through and my entire team would have gotten killed because no one could have hurt anything.
But I guess that's what separates me from the pros.
Alright, so looks like now it's three to five. So five quests is actually leading by two kills and they have one dragon advantage.
No, the kill count in Iron Lobby would probably be like 30 to 50.
So in pros, they actually don't die as much.
Yes.
So, GenC, right now, essentially what's going on is, as you can see, there's a lot going
on.
And as a result, things are going on that are happening, which allow for other things to
happen, which means there's a lot going on.
Does that make sense?
Yes, it literally perfect sense, yes, perfect.
OK, perfect.
So now what's happening is there's a fight going on.
And it looks like Blue is actually able to get a kill.
So oh, wait, yep.
So it looks like the enemy.
They're jumping Griffin.
No, he's got help.
Jesus.
All right, so it looks like Blue team is actually
somehow winning fights, because Bard
was trying to portal to Narnia, but little did he know that there was a little C4 on
him and then he just instantly exploded the second he was halfway through the tunnel.
Is that actually how that works?
Uh, not really, but I thought it would sound funny if I said it.
Wait, a C4, wait, there's C4s in this game?
Yes, so there's a champion called Tristana, right?
And when she auto attacks you and presses E, it actually creates like a bomb and that
bomb explodes on top of you and actually busts over everyone around you as well
and it makes everyone die.
Oh Ziggs too my chat said, Ziggs also.
Yes, so Ziggs can explode turrets.
So what he does, oh no, okay so now what's happening is Blue side is looking for a fight.
And it looks like a lot of things are happening in mid too.
Yep, so there's a lot going on mid there's a lot going on bot and there's a lot going on top
But Jinxie there's also a lot going on in the jungle as well
So right now you have to understand that right now there's a lot going on everywhere. Does that make sense? Yes
All right, nice
So now Jinxie essentially what's happening right is blue is trying to push the waves and the reason why they're pushing the waves is
Because the dragon is spawning in four minutes and the Baron is up
So blue side already got the second dragon. So it looks like red team is actually throwing
Oh, we have our first into the day wait don't test I had a good question that I forgot to ask you
Yep
Is the average pro league game of league longer or shorter or the same size as a ranked game?
Well the difference between a pro game and a regular solo queue game is that in a pro game your teammates aren't spam
Begging everyone to FF the second one thing goes bad. So because of that the average game length is actually longer
Okay, okay got it got it that actually makes sense. Yep
Now compared to iron a longer or shorter
Shorter
Just like an iron the thing is nobody knows how to end the game right but in the
Yeah, I guess not because the thing is that if you have that then oh can I even say that
Probably not
I'm texting it to you because it was gonna be funny.
There's my phone.
Oh wait, no man, I can't text you.
Okay, no one.
Alright, anyways.
I'm reading it in my chat.
I see what my chat's saying.
Got it.
Okay, that's why they don't have that.
Or that's a theory.
Okay, okay.
Okay, that makes sense.
Alright.
So now what's happening, GenC, is I'm going to be reading it.
Jingxi is, blue side and red side are fighting for an advantage, right?
And the advantage, exactly, yes.
And the advantage is going to be gotten by whoever wins the scuffle between the two
of them.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
Okay, so now it looks like blue side is collapsing on Griffin.
trying to up yep by the way in this
ranked game like after this after this
game just let it all out man
what's the culture once we're done with
the culture but you're doing great bro
thank you w dot that's in here man
did you know what this feels like
there's a Samsung flag on the map nice
guys
OOBREED SOUPORT COMING IN CLUDGE!
It's looking really good right now.
It's looking like there's a lot of things going on.
Because basically both teams have two dragons.
C9 has three turrets.
FlyQuest has two turrets.
They have around similar gold.
And it looks like the blue team has done more objectives.
If I was a betting man, which I obviously I would never bet but I have a feeling
Potentially James, you know what I feel like
I think this is genuinely how Superman felt when he was in that kryptonite cage
This is literally Superman in the kryptonite cage
Okay, so it looks like red is actually fighting blue.
Now how does a pro player get jumped like that?
I feel like that's something that would happen in an iron game.
Yeah, but what did I tell you? It never gets better, right?
Even in pro games, some guys get around and decide to end for no reason.
But it looks like Griffin actually gets a huge Jarvan ult,
but his team isn't really getting the craziest fall,
but now they're portaling in, and if he's looking for a turn,
She's not able to find it and
Blue side is ace
So what happened to your jing see is doing what well, no not that it's bad
So what happened there is red team had two uber eats sell ports flying in so
Yorick wasn't expecting that if he Pagoda overextended that they would do an AT&T
collapse and that Samson would just fly into the alt and just be able to annihilate everything.
Does that make sense?
Yes, that makes perfect sense.
But if he would have juiced up with a little bit of Red Bull before, maybe he could have
seen it coming.
Last couple of bites, they were like, oh, there's a lot of ways for it to approach and we really
like, I'm just trying to survive and it's just...
Yes, okay, that makes perfect sense.
Alright.
Okay.
They got Baron.
Okay.
Wait, but I don't understand, if Red just swat away to them, why is Blue getting Baron?
Why not just get Baron, no?
Yeah, because I mean, Red just completely trolled for no reason, I don't know.
He stole it, he stole it!
OH MY GOD!
He stole Baron!
Oh my god!
Oh, steal it away!
Okay, so-
Brithun stole Baron!
Dude, so out of nowhere, Griffin comes in with the pagoda Baron and steal, and ends up smiting it.
Wait, it's a Red Bull Baron- it's a Red Bull Baron Powerplay!
Okay, okay, so now the with the power of Red Bull and the power of Baron
I don't think there's any way that blue team can ever hope to contest red side here
Yes, yes
Wow, okay this game I'm not even kidding
Yeah, why then Griffin stole bear
Yes, so the reason why he's so barren here, so Jinx you watch this
Look look so you see how right now the blue team was yellow
So they were yellow because of Bard's broken ass fucking ultimate
So because Bard with his broken ultimate altered the enemy jungler the enemy jungler couldn't smite so Griffin just going sick
Does that make sense?
They kill us, they kill us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do they have a couple more?
They see us, alright.
It's good fight, by the way.
Yeah, so I'm just kidding.
I think that's it.
We got here.
But you know what's so crazy?
Yeah.
If I was a pro player and I did a baron steal, I would not be nonchalant.
I'd be standing out of my chair and just start...
I don't know.
So anyways, so now what's gonna happen, Jinxie, is the red team is gonna look to push the
waves so they can actually find an advantage and take down these turrets.
Okay.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh my god. Wait a minute.
Red dinting, Red dinting.
Now Red dinting it's an endcalf.
It's just Jesus Christ.
It's not an end.
It's just they didn't have it
fully figured out yet.
Why the war to hide his
arrow hit it in the cloud nine.
They're the one.
I'm not even kidding.
I think Red team just lost the game.
And here I think that was it.
There was no
What happened?
Listen a
That's what I don't even know what to say, bro
I'm gonna be honest with you if that was me bro, it would be the pagoda team blame game and in the VC after that one
Wait, can we get the camera on fly quest?
I want to see them I want to see their professional reactions to whoever just in the mid
Can we see flag wet
Did what what's just happened
So basically
What my what my iron one analysis of that game was
Okay, what my iron one analysis of that game was don't test was oh my god, they're walking right behind the casters
What my iron one analysis of that game? Oh look don't that's it's Lulu
Jinx it not the place
Iron one analysis is red was literally wiping them like they had Baron they were up five kills
They were literally doing everything right.
They stole Baron and then for absolutely zero reason, they over extended mid and then got
flanked by Annie and Annie murked their entire team.
Yeah, so it looks like Annie came in with an Uber Eats teleport and then she just started
zooming in with the AT&T home guards, dropped the pagoda timbers on top of all of them and
just instantly hit them with a Samsung Team White into Nexus and Combo.
Yes, bro.
Maybe she's refreshing with some red bull right now. Yeah. Hey listen, he deserves a red box for that performance
bro, okay
Chesh we play you watch another one or play right?
Bro, it's a BO five Chesh we watch one more play ranks because then if we chat if we play right and get off the coast stream
Superman will be out of the kryptonite. If you know what I mean
I would respond to that with the comment but unfortunately we have to wait a little bit
before that. Alright guys, so what an entertaining, amazing game of League of Legends played by
both teams. That game perfectly showcases why League of Legends is such a lovedy sport
worldwide and why Riot has managed to curate such an amazing game with amazing potential
over the course of decades of game experience and development. Now, I honestly can't believe
how many twists, turns, and even out of nowhere.
What an amazing game of League of Legends.
was actually an incapsi-
Yo, I'm back. Oh, we got the player of the game!
Yeah, that Annie flank, that's very deserve him.
What did you guys go for? Oh, play ranks, okay.
Alright, one moment. High-bives.
Remove co-stream from the title
Okay, Dante's in
five four
three two
Wait have I wait have I did you remove from the title in five?
four three
Two one, okay
What an absolute fucking shitfest of a game.
What the fuck was that?
Dude, Jinxie, how the fuck do you throw THAT HARD?
30 minutes in!
Your jungler gets almost every dragon, he gets the most insane ults, baron steal, and you
You can not even conceptualize an early Frank!
How fucking shit! Can you be!
I'm telling you right now, if I was Griffin after that game ends, I would genuinely have caught a charge.
I'm not even kidding.
Like, that's the kind of shit that you can not even believe is real.
You know what I mean?
I'm getting delayed. Oh my god, I forgot. Oh no.
No, it's fine. You're not gonna get stanked.
Be good.
Okay.
I'm telling you right now, if I was Griffin after that game ends, I would genuinely have
caught a charge.
I'm not even kidding.
Like, that's the kind of shit that you cannot even believe is real.
You know what I mean?
Oh my god, I forgot.
Oh no.
Oh no.
That was fine.
You're not going to get stanked.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Alright. Delay enabled.
Jinxy, bro, I'm gonna be honest, dude.
I genuinely think that that was probably the hardest thing I've ever done in my entire life.
Wait, hold up.
Okay, Zontaz, I'm back streaming now. I just had to add my delay.
Yeah.
Wait, so, Zontaz, for your first, uh, um...
Zontaz, was that your first co-stream of LCS?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, actually, yeah.
No, dude, chat. Aren't you guys proud of Zontaz though? Bro, you did good, man.
Dude, it's like, you know what's fucked up?
Yeah, it's like I wanted to say stuff that I didn't even view as bad
But it's like I didn't know if it would be bad so I couldn't even say it like when it came to like the first and fourth seeds
I wanted to say imagine every LCS team is a little sperm swimming to the egg and C9 hits it first to fertilize the embryo
That's why they're the first seed, but it's like if I say that I don't know if they're gonna get in trouble for it
So it's like I need to keep my fucking disgusting mouth shut. You know what I mean?
Yes, bro, but hey look we're back on the grind chat
You guys know the deal today can't have the stream until we get brought let's fucking go man. Yep
All right
How did you enjoy it though? We did good, bro
I'm gonna be honest
When we were two minutes into watch partying the LCS game. I actually thought we were you were just gonna get banned
I thought, but you did good.
Chad, Donald doesn't even have any slip ups and he kept catching himself, bro.
What do you have, bro?
Wow.
Yeah, cussing is allowed and I think that's it, honestly.
Yeah, so it's like, I guess I could scream and go crazy and that's about that.
You know what I think we would need, Jensie?
Like if we're actually going to do Co-Streams?
Yeah, yeah, if we're actually going to do Co-Streams, what do you think?
I think we would need someone like Tyler1 that actually knows shit about this that could
like sit there and give the info while me and you just troll him.
One like literally 100% like, brother 100% fucking percent.
Jack, does Tyler1 do watch parties or no?
I'm gonna text him.
Cuz I think that could be the angle low key because the thing is if it's just me and you,
the issue is that you don't really know what's going on and then I'm just like battling my
I entered demons the entire time to not let loose.
So it's like we need somebody that can actually
like pretend to be somewhat normal
so that we can just piggyback off of them.
You know what I mean?
Wait, apparently Muda's hate watching me this game,
don't ask.
I'm not kidding.
Okay, so you know what the trick is?
You know what the trick is?
Yes, yes, yes.
When someone hate watches you,
you fucking stomp the lobby to make them fucking cry.
So when Muda was going 0-10 against his Rek'Sai
and now he's gonna be ironed in a couple games,
now it's on you to sit here
and show them just why you're the greatest ever do it
muta just said make god
make you lose all of your games today
bro muta how do i tell you i'm three and o today and i've literally had a
positive kd and the highest yes the lobby every game i play
muta there's some people that are meant for prods and some people that are meant
for iron
figure out which one you follow
you you do the rest
muta muta you connect the dots buddy
I hope you know Jin, see that Muta climbed to bronze with a negative win rate.
Do you know what it's like?
What is that like?
What is that like?
It's like imagine a first grader is like proud of the fact that he got to second grade, but
the only reason he did was because he played the disability card to actually like get a
passing grade on all of these exams.
Does that make sense?
at least god tell me you have coached you about it.
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Okay. Here we go, here we go.
Alright.
So look, Jinxie, we're going to need to focus up.
Don't forget to smite. Remember, you should-
Don't forget my chat just said I'm doomed for a loss.
Yeah, and tell them, tell them,
it's like crash, bro.
Sometimes you go 30 wins before you get your first loss.
Got it.
I'm not locked in as a fucking chastity cage on a virgin.
Okay, yes, yes.
Alright, I'm gonna do a little bit of top to bot gulp here and then maybe look for
the bot gank after I go for bot sky.
Okay.
Alright.
All right
No, dude, I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I've ever like felt like that in my entire life before
Yeah, that was like that was actually insane
That was insane to witness
I give a jinx you listen, you know, we're doing is like with siege like
When you want pretty siege a pretty sure you could just say like whatever you want because I'm pretty sure she's like
Which I think Siege has like one tenth of the sponsors that League has.
Yeah.
Like, in Siege you can literally just let your nuts hang.
Yeah, because that's the thing, it's like, at the end of the day, let's say a company
sponsors Riot, you know what I mean, like they don't want some random guy being like,
holy fuck, that guy is like disabled as fuck, you know what I mean, it's like, they're like,
dude, what?
Alright, so Jinxie, what we're gonna need now is we're gonna need the Krugs, and after
Krugs we're gonna look on the Krab Share.
Got it.
Now, Jynxie, do you know where Muda?
I enjoyed the watch party.desk, cause I enjoyed it, like I had fun.
I'm gonna be honest, the only reason I enjoyed it was because I got to share your laugh genuinely.
That's the only thing that made it tolerable.
Okay.
It was funny, bro.
You couldn't even like formulate a sentence for the first five minutes.
Okay, so now Jynxie, what we're gonna do, okay, you're gonna look towards mid.
Now, while you're looking towards mid, I need to fill you in on a little bit of information.
Do you know where the name Muda comes from?
Are you back up?
Don't, don't die this.
Yeah, it's fine.
No, no, no, you're good.
Just walk to your turret and recall.
You can't go for the crab.
Watch your turret recall.
Yeah.
So, Jynxie, do you know where the name Muda comes from?
What?
What does it come from?
I'm actually curious.
So, the reason why is because in high school, Muda used to have Gaino.
So as a result, a lot of the people in this grade, they would walk up to him, squeeze his
nipples, and then they would say, Moo, Moo, like he was a cow, right?
And after a few weeks of this being done, eventually one day he was like, ah dude, Moo
da, when he was thinking about what he should make his name.
So that's how Muda came to be.
Does that make sense?
I was always wondering how he even got his name.
That actually makes perfect sense to us.
So you know Muda, don't you?
you know him I know of him I don't ever talked to me for you know he got you
know how he got rank one in like NA and EU and battle
how did he do it tell me about it on the Reddit forums also on top of that
yeah he has a little bit of a checkered past with video games but the thing is
in League of Legends he can't really cheat so he's currently getting literally
fiddled in bronze lobbies.
Well listen, I'm going to be honest, I have faith in Muta being able to challenge her.
And the reason why is because even Vanguard isn't impenetrable.
He's going to find a workaround eventually.
So what we're going to do now is you're going to look for the Krugs, okay?
13 seconds, and then afterwards you're going to look on the dragon.
Okay, but yeah, if you ever want to figure out Muta's Valorant, uh, stat line just look at the Muta reddit
That's all you gotta look at
Wait, it's on his subreddit?
No, it's reddit. It's a reddit thread. Oh, okay
Okay, so what you're gonna do here is you're gonna look for the dragon after Krugs and then you're gonna get it done
Yes, sir. Wait Tristana looks very like very fuckable. Wait, no, no, no, I'm not just gankable gankable
I said
You just look for it, look for it, look for it, bro
Listen, that, that, that title, your dusty bro, it wants you
Go for it
I mean, fight the band, fight the band, fight the band, nice
Auto, auto, auto, W, W, W
Okay, now I want you to hold Q, you're gonna have to hold Q, sure
Nice, nice, nice, nice
Bro, did you see that?
Wait, coach, what's that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, coach, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, coach.
Okay, so Jinx, you're gonna have to listen to me.
Because right now, you're in Loser's queue.
But really, no, no, no, go back in base, bro.
Look how much gold you have. Look how much gold you have.
But, Coach, I'm on a three-game winning streak.
Shouldn't I be in Winner's queue?
No, because like, think of it this way, okay?
It's kind of like, you know how in Mortal Kombat,
there's that one guy that's like,
like get over here and then he pulls you in yes should I help them with dragon or
no no just leave it so it's the same with league every time you're getting
too far ahead and you're winning right it's like get over here and then they
give you the most for disgusting retards that you could ever get on the team and
they just make sure that you lose the game what happened what happened what
happened at dragon we just had it but those two of us there yeah so thanks
we're one of League of Legends we're one of League of Legends always prepared to
be disappointed, right? So that's the thing, it's like your team was on dragon, you should
have had it, but you didn't. But you should know that your team is so disgusting that
it's like that's going to be the case. Does that make sense?
Okay, got it, got it, yes sir. Dude, the thing is, I like this actually, because this is
an opportunity for me to just 1v9 here. Exactly, yes. It's like, think of it this way, Jinxy.
If you're in a, if you're in like a kindergarten playground, right, and then you take a fuck
kind of like of like energy drinks right and then you're ready to just beat the
shit out of some random like I don't know third graders even if there's 40 of
them would it matter to you or would you still think that you could win I would
still think that I could win exactly in the goddamn yes fight fight fight fight
this is good just keep fighting keep fighting you're gonna have your chips
fight the only on the on you got to turn it off
so do you want me to put on some League of Legends
I just get literally ganked again
no don't go for the grubs go for the red
I'm gonna go red, Krugs, and two Raptors.
We're down ten kills in eight minutes. I didn't know if I ever even seen this before.
Yeah, it's looking a little bit rough for sure.
Their mid and top are duoed, by the way. Yo, Kale, who cares, you coping piece of fucking garbage?
God, I literally hate all of my teammates. Their mid and top are duoed, by the way.
Yeah, bro, it's a fucking bronze lobby. Who cares, bro?
They're duo dumbasses just coping sack of fucking garbage. Please. So never play this game again
So so Jin see Jin see this is where you should tie your kale. I have a good duo for you
It's called the rope and chair
Again on game in game on your life
Yep, okay, so now you're gonna look for the Raptors after the Raptors. We're gonna look on the Krags. Okay
Okay, wait, kill the last ropter, kill the last ropter, kill it, no it's not her!
Hold on, my Kale's getting literally finger blasted again, like I don't understand, just
sit under the turd and hit the minions, you useless piece of fucking garbage.
Okay, Joan top, Joan top, Joan top, Joan top, Joan top, Joan top, go for kill on him, go
for kill on him, fuck it.
Alright, don't worry, I'll save the game.
Alright, press W, yes?
No, don't lead with R. Don't lead with R. I want you to E and then hold Q. Flash for it. Yes, hold Q. Good.
Okay, now keep fighting. Good. No smite. Use your smite.
Okay, so now Jinx, I'm going to tell you something right now, right?
And when I say this, you're never going to forget it ever again. There's a reason why I didn't tell you. Are you ready?
Oh, he's in the stream. Oh, no, no, no.
So, uh, GenC. GenC. In your inventory, what do you see in there?
Well, watch the crab, but find later, find later. Look in your inventory.
What, what do you, watch the crab? Watch the crab. What do you see in your item, hot bar?
Um, my, oh my god.
Bro, you shouldn't tell me to two though, in heat of the moment I forget.
You should've told me to two, man, I would've-
But no, no, no, because the thing is, I mean not telling you to two,
It's now gonna make it so you never forget to use it because you're always gonna remember that you could have gotten that kill
And you probably just lost your team the game cuz you didn't do it
It's like there's a reason why it didn't do you got me yeah, I got you
You care wall weak, okay, so after this you're gonna look on the gromp look on the ground here
Bro, I feel like this game is still winnable because even though my team is literally the
most disgusting human beings that I've ever roamed the planet, I still think the other
team is probably also so bad they're just gonna int it all back to us.
True, actually true.
Because that's the thing, it's like, think of it like this, right?
If you give a homeless man a thousand dollars, do you think he's going to invest it?
Um, so how's he going to do that?
Exactly.
And it's the same with people using their gold gain in league to win games.
Because at this elo, people might want to die, but if they do, most of the time it's
by accident.
I see.
Yeah.
Okay.
Got it.
I'm like you said you're already starting to use your cue like or your to like you're actually learning here
So now you're gonna play on the Krugs and after Krugs I want to look on the dragging become the drag
That kales 0 and 5 I can't wait to literally report the fuck out of this loser. Okay back up back up
You don't want to fight this
Now if I anything you're gonna are away actually arm on now on now walk up to me on now
W and an art if you W gives you more our range go art. Yes hold Q hold Q good. Okay, so now fight the chest on a E
All right, but you wouldn't even get back
Yes, exactly
Now you want to hear something crazy
So by by your Bork, do you want to hear something crazy?
So you said you're holding tab in that enemy young is a to now
Yep. Mood of things, Yone is bad.
One second.
I mean, what a disgusting piece of shit.
Alright, go for your blue first, remember, whenever you're going to go for the full clear, you start on your blue first. You're blue. You're blue. Blue. Blue.
You always saw on the buff jinx, he always.
Why did my kale have to feed the young though, I don't understand why isn't young a mid laner like what the fuck is even happening
Yeah, but he can play like a middle or mid laner in top lane like well thing is that most mid laners can play top
Oh, yeah, it's just fucked you're gonna have to run away you're gonna have to run away
God, I hate this fucking game. Oh my fucking god.
Kale feeds the Yone because Kale is literally fucking infant and now the
Yone just kills all of us. Oh my god, this game is so fucking dog shit.
Oh my god, this game is so fucking dog shit. Kale feeds the Yone and then the Yone
kills all of us. Oh my god, Kale. Oh my god! You know, sometimes when I'm playing
league I just I really wish like I just wasn't streaming man haha you'll kill
you're a piece of shit Jinx see let me ask you oh in five Jinx see let me ask
you a question your transformation is almost complete does this kale would
this person be better off dead or alive bro like you I can't even answer my
jinx you think about it I'm not gonna say yes but I'm not gonna say no I'm just
not gonna answer I know it's right so it's like now that shows me that your
metamorphosis is currently underway but there's gonna come a day one day
Jamesy when it's like you're gonna scream back at me they're better off
dead and I'll make sure it happens dude I just got a question mark pinged by my
teammate yeah this is what I'm talking about this iron piece of literal
garbage is paying me so now listen you're gonna look for the Raptors I'm on
you're drunk man because you're probably gonna have to look for a play here but
drunk drunk I don't want you to engage you have to wait out you're done oh
young legendary oh kale oh my fucking god kale oh my god this fucking kale
this motherfucking Kale man oh my god yonestan and oh Kale I literally oh oh
just want to surrender I need to save time today Jynxie so I'm not even
kidding I actually don't even I don't I think if I was to put faker in my
position this game you would lose I'm not kidding if I logged into your
come right now I would win the game like you can fight this
can you report somebody multiple times I can update it
I
Kale started a surrender vote I
Wanted to look top right now just ff and report Kale
Jinks I want to look top the good news this air Kale's about to get a turret
We'll eat you my wheels get some kills chase chase them chase them chase them chase them
What are you saying, man?
What the fuck are you saying, bro?
I'm trying to get bronze, dude.
You're chasing me into a coffin.
Chase what, bro?
Chase what?
I just got Riley read it.
Are you laughing over there?
Are you fucking laughing?
Jinx, you stop feeding.
Yo, I don't know if you were like, dropped on your head 20 times as a child.
I literally am only going negative because I died to the fad Yoan three times.
And now I'm just behind.
If Yoan just literally wasn't fad, I would not be going 2 and 7.
Do you want to hear something really fucked up?
What?
High-vives is your kill this game?
Yeah, right. If high-vives is my kill.
Is there a way to like, team kill your teammates?
Well, I don't know that I'm just kidding.
I wanted to start attacking his character, literally,
but then I was just bragging, man.
Okay, so let's end.
Jinxy, this is how you're going to win. Take this little portal.
Well, watch the...
Yeah, watch that portal. Watch that portal and right-click it.
There still might be a way to come back.
Now, I want you to check out the red buff,
and then also check out their Krugs
I mean lock in bro, let's go lock in
what over the wall over this wall to see the Krugs
okay so now get these Krugs then after it's all in here to recall
why is Ash putting question marks?
yo Ash, like I'll beat the shit out of you in in in game
In game I will literally fucking knock your fucking teeth. Why are you pinging me?
Okay, by the red boots by the red boots
Okay, now walk out of base question marks on the iron bitch
Okay, so now passed up actually I hate this fucking game so fucking much
Okay, Jeng see so here we're gonna do I want you to back up back up a bit
You need to wait for your team on your team walks up. That's when you're gonna fight
Is there a way we can just like throw kale in the hot coming fabric?
Kale, just go in and die like you've done all games so we can play your refrag or something.
Make yourself useful.
Cause then this time if you die, Kale, we can actually trade it and use you to a sack of fucking garbage.
Okay, so like, now why don't you go in, go in, go in.
Wait, Pussy?
Wait, no, bad!
So Yone can just sweep E, like, Muda, how are you ironed with this guy?
Yeah, so Yonash has like two teleports and like three dashes.
Slash all, chat.
Don't forget to report Kale on your way out.
Both teams.
So no one ever experiences this again.
Okay, again, I tell you something crazy, but you're gonna hate me for saying it what your kill might actually carry this game
Carry what because Kale's our champion where it's like imagine
No, think of it like this, okay Kale is like a champion where the second she gets to level 16
She's literally the strongest champion in the entire game so as a result all you need is for to get three more levels
And you just ends so when
Okay, so Jin see this what we need to do, okay, I want you to go for the top top coach me. How do we talk about folk here?
Don't forget your two
Hey, run away run away run away
Flash away, flash away, flash away, flash away.
Too late.
Okay, unironically it's not that bad.
How is it not that bad? This is like Armageddon.
Like, I actually don't even know if it can get worse than this.
This is literally hell.
Like, this is hell.
This is as bad as it gets it's actually never been worse than this
What what about this is not that bad?
Well, thank you for this a jeng see because I'm not gonna say okay, so
All I'm gonna say okay, so son
So listen what we're gonna do now is I want to just run med and I want you to look for a med fight
Just walk you need to walk back and forwards like you're thrusting
Get back back back because you want to walk out of the brand's range, right? Let's say what it is
is.
Why are you laughing?
I'm not trying to stream this for 75 hours.
Why are you laughing?
Jingsy someone said, fun boy, giving advice to jump jump.
Okay, anyway, it's my bad.
Okay, so now this we're going to do.
Walk on your turd with your kill.
With your kill.
And now look for a fight.
You have ult up, I want you to go in on this.
Yes?
Nice!
Hold Q, hold Q.
Alright this is good.
So now Jinx, what you're going to want to do is I want you to actually take the red buff
and then after the red buff you're going to go for the dragon.
Alright?
Red buff dragon.
We're still fucking back, we're still fucking back.
We're still fucking back.
You can actually, no you actually win the shit.
Go to the, go for the saw scale.
I don't care.
Yeah, saw us, saw us and then after the dragon, go.
Good now dragon.
We're still fucking back.
We're still fucking back.
We're still fucking back.
back so fucking back okay so now you literally just found this I wanted a
whole tab how many dragons does the enemy team ever see okay so you're denying
so what this you need this dragon so remember you're gonna be a 1400 damage
smite and you're gonna take it okay use your cue press to press to come on
jinx you have more abilities nowadays you got to make sure you're using them
Q. Smite. Hold Q. Okay, so now listen, your Kale is level 15 though. All we need is for
her to get 16 and then you win. Why at 16 does Kale win? Because she gets a level 3 ultimate.
And her level 3 ultimate gives her like 50% more damage. So one could even say that Kale
Scales
With those fucking genius. Yeah, wait Jeng see nobody's ever said that before
If this is fine as long as killed doesn't die this is fine, oh
Okay, you clear the minion wave the minion wave the minion wave you just hit the minion wave as long as you kill the minions
You went smite that one million that one million over there
Like there's a fucking firing squad man. What minion dip jacks?
I saw what you're gonna type there. Yeah, but I stopped myself
Okay
I'm ironically not bad
Okay, what is not bad?
The Kale fed the Yone coupling fed him and then the Yone had his way with my ass
What's not bad?
Listen, it could be worse. You could be Muda. He has a 46% on rate
God I really hope everybody reported Kale. So James you listen this what we're gonna do, okay?
I want you to press play again and queue up while you're doing that open up Muda's stream
If he's winning you instantly close it if he's losing then you just instantly
We watch while you're in Q. Okay, because remember we need to hate watch while we're in Q
He's he's uh, he's winning close out was up. Oh, wait wait wait, let's see if he wants his fight
Yeah, close out. Don't don't watch this. We don't watch this anymore. Okay, so now play again and then queue up
look on the right side we only lost 17 RP so we gained 23 we lose 17 if we have a 50%
1% edge we gain about 6 LP every hour yeah we're gonna be here for 48 hours we need to
go to winning streak like we will bro I'm telling you you're only about like four wins away
If you get four wins, you're bronze.
Yo, pause.
Jack, I understand it's funny to be all demonic and...
Oh, two and eleven, Kevin. Two and eleven, Kevin.
Here, Jack, here's my actual stats.
I don't have an inting piece of shit on my team.
Okay?
Eighteen and five, eleven assists.
Highest yes in the lobby.
Fifteen and three, four assists.
Highest yes in the lobby.
Six and one, seven assists.
Hundred and seventy, yes.
When I go two and eleven, it's because Kao goes
0 and 6 and then feeds the Yone and then the Yone has his way with my ass.
If Kale just sat under the tower and didn't show off his 49 IQ, we would have won the game.
But because Kale was not capable of just sitting behind the tower, we all lose.
You guys understand that, right? I don't actually go negative. I carry the ever-living
fuck out of my team. The last three games I've played, I have been the sole reason why you win.
Every fucking time. I'm LeBron on the calves after Kyrie Irving got injured.
Literally, that's me. All my teammates have to do is be carryable.
If they are carryable, we will win.
But if they go 0-6 in the 9 minutes, yes, that's a real stat.
9 minutes. If they go 0-6 in 9 minutes, we will not win, ever.
Janksy, do you want to hear what someone said?
What?
Move the viewbotting. Only he could cheat streaming.
easy for you buddy
Yeah, just earn a share of off we don't want to watch him on
I
Said I'm not getting off to bronze and I'm not so I need I need to lock it
All right, I'm not gonna stream for 75 hours. Okay. I need to lock it
Okay, so let's have like three marathons in the next month, bro
This is not gonna turn into what we mean three marathons. I'm doing a hardcore Minecraft miracle on
I'm doing a the last of us part one and two marathon, and I'm doing a Lego Batman marathon, which is a punishment by most
But what do you mean most is punishing you?
Why'd you smile when you said that you sick demented fuck?
No, like I lost a wager to most bra. I lost a wager. I'm not getting punished in my ass
Wait, sir. Tell me that you lost a wager instead of wanting money. He wanted you to play Lego Batman
Yes for he said 36 hours, but I'm playing till completion, which is 15 hours
So I have three marathons for the next month, and if this turns into a fourth, I might actually kill myself in GTA.
Wait, what if this stream ends up lasting so long that you can't even do the Minecraft run with Ron?
Well, if this stream ends up literally taking six days to get Ron's, then I'm better off just not being alive.
Wait, no, we actually need to lock in, bro, because I only have four days left.
So what?
Till our fucking bed ends, don't you remember?
Yeah, bro, exactly. Yes, exactly. Yo, should I end on YouTube so we can listen to music?
Or no. Or video. Or leave it. What do you want to do?
Leave it for now. I think what we do is you end on YouTube when you're like one went away.
Okay, got it, got it, got it. Okay, deal with it.
How many wins away am I from bronze? Or is it better to not even ask that question right now?
Right now you're only four.
What do you mean? I'm four wins away from bronze?
Yes, 34
Dude, well, I yes
Wait on your mother's life. I'm forward. Yes on my mother's life
Why am I only forward? That's nothing
Jinksy, I hope you know your YouTube chat is there just one guy spamming the same letter over and over again
Is it a seven? It's a W
I hope you know your entire YouTube chat is just sitting there begging for their life
Okay poker I barely even know her no don't end what why W. Don't test LL this is like
historic Germany lol so far as wanted to rest I think they're saying that it's like your
YouTube chat is just impressed.
Thank you just randomly end and then they're just like left funding for themselves
Wait, so I'm only four wins away from brawns
Yep
Bro, I can get this. Like bro come on
Just one more straight.
Like yes, you can actually do it genuinely. Yes, it's a hundred percent possible
Bro wait, so it's only four wins per
Yep, well for you yes because don't forget you're plus 23 LP and right now you have 9 LP
So yeah, if you win four in a row, maybe only five would probably four
Okay, so this we're gonna show okay, you're gonna play for the top two bot folk here
Then afterwards we're gonna look for either a bot play or we're gonna look for crab, okay?
Hey, it's already off to a better start than last game because last game Kale was already dead, so this is good true
that literal piece of fucking human garbage please never touch this game again
so James let me ask you a question the only game where you can actually burn
somebody's entire like day to ruin like single-handedly so I'm asking a question
destroy your day sing on the top if the only way for you to ensure that that
kill never gone your team again is for that kill to die would you take that
deal bro I already told you man um I'm not gonna say yes and I'm not gonna say
no so imagine it's a secret vote which one would you vote for
Okay, so what we're going to do now is you're going to look for the blue into the gromp.
Got it.
Okay, so you're going to do blue gromp, and then after this you're going to go for the
crab.
Okay, got it.
well looks like I got dog shit team number two what's happening again just
make yourself carryable and I will carry well like what is happening don't
worry and listen it just get close but this is free I want you to run shade
bot here okay go for it solid bot oh you can fight this he's invisible just
chase him and hold Q oh no on the shake of the shake oh the shake oh yo useless
team walk up walk up walk up walk up
Okay, Jengzee, if you were to focus Shaco thought that entire time you would have won, so you
need to remember-
I broke his Timo because he's one foot tall and he was level two.
Sorry.
I broke his Timo because he's one foot tall and he's level two.
Sorry for being a human being and thinking.
Well, he was four HP, so it's like-
Yeah, but he's level two and he's one foot tall.
I thought I would literally two shot him. I don't know Timo was made out of metal I guess
We would shake would just sudden all chat
Nice nice now watch your raptors watch your raptors your raptors. Don't go for the stop kill Jinx he presses he and we already said in chat
get fucked baldy oh yo drew levin got somebody for you drew levin i got one drew levin wake up
i got one for you cool stream sniping piece of human garbage okay so son this we're gonna do
okay you're gonna look for the the raptors after the raptors you're gonna clear your bot side
Because even though he's stream sniping, you subbed away, right?
Yeah
I'm gonna do five push-ups for every death you have today. I'm gonna be Mr. Olympia
Months, I ban this guy. Five to zero on the kill counter as well
So another worthless team. Oh my fucking god. Yeah, but it can still scale on alive myself in GTA
Jinxy, it can still scale.
Scale! Can they just sit behind the tower?
Okay, so listen, this is what we're going to do, okay?
You're going to look for the gromp, and then after the gromp, we're going to see if we can look for, uh, botcrab.
Okay? So I want you to join over Jarvan right now.
So now we have two options.
Option one is we can, yep, so here what we can do is we can look for the dragon.
Now the only problem with the dragon is that they can test it.
So I want you to auto-word and then walk back.
You need to walk back.
Drag the dragon out.
Your team needs to be with you.
If you're, no, no, no, you need to back off, just back off now.
Back off now.
Yeah, just run away, just run away.
If you go for this, you're gonna die. I'm telling you right now.
Alright, so here what you're gonna do is you're gonna just buy your items.
TMA, there you go, play the Rune King, T1 boots, whatever.
And then after you're gonna look for the red buff.
So red buff, talked about full clear, and then you're gonna be good.
What did Muda say in my chat?
He said, you're so ass, lalala.
Did he actually type that?
Yeah.
What do you have to say to him, GenC?
I'm just gonna let the numbers speak for themselves, bro.
I'm just gonna be, what's it called?
I'm just gonna let the numbers speak for themselves, I'm just gonna be bronze today.
I don't care what I have to do, I'm not getting off of your bronze.
Yep.
And guess what, when you hit bronze, you don't rank Muda as gonna be?
Ivan.
Exactly. That motherfucker's gonna demote. That's what matters.
Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look on the wrappers.
Just look for the wrappers and afterwards see if you can look mid.
So here what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the top cap.
Yeah, no, look for the top cap, top cap, top cap, top cap, yep.
Because the thing is that Shaco just got the dragon, so it means that you get the crab and then you can also invade his top side.
And then maybe invade his ass too.
Yes, you need to enter both of his cheeks and just start sliding in and out of there like you're a burger.
So take his blue buff?
Yes.
Now I want you to ward over this wall, press 4 over the wall so we can see who's coming.
Then fight him, fight him, fight him, fight him.
I ulted him?
Oh...
Okay.
Wow.
Uh...
Okay.
Yeah, keep on...
Keep on going...
No!
No!
I don't know which one is him, bro.
Like, what type of demonic shit is this?
I ulted him and then I ulted away.
Like, what type of demonic fucking bullshit is that?
Oh no, you missed, Geralt.
There's two...
Yo, shh.
There's two sheikahs?
There's two sheikahs?
Two sheikahs.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Now, I know that.
How do I know which one's him?
Is there a way to know or is he just guessing?
Well, like there for example, the thing is that you had your red buff on, right?
Your red buff on the real one.
So the second two pop up, you know about the one with the red buff on it is the real
one.
Did I end up getting the buff there?
I got the buff at least, right?
No, you didn't.
You lost it too.
Okay.
Okay, so what you're going to do now is you're going to play for the blue and then afterwards
you can clear the rest of your bot side, okay?
still want a more, right coach?
yeah, easily
so why not look for the wolves after?
so you're gonna go wolves and after wolves, I'm gonna want you to look on your
the crugs into raptors. Then you can look on the botcrab. Alright?
Okay.
What is that? No way. What is that?
Oh god, I don't know. Sometimes my mouse randomly makes noises.
Okay, crugs, crugs, no raptors, crugs. Yep.
Shaco's here.
Well, it's a good thing you're gonna fucking kill him then.
Press W press W and chase him press W and chase press W W. All right now. Just follow the blood trail
Are
Chase it first
Are are if you get in range now now you got one
Saying what are you saying?
Just let me
Fuck
running into three people coach the fuck okay listen to be fair to be fair I
genuinely did not know that this that was there either like I thought that it
would have just been the other shake out okay listen listen tensions are running
high right I know it's a bit aggravating it's a bit annoying but we can
still get this one easily we just need to lock it in right now okay so what you're
gonna do is you're gonna go for the wrappers after the wrappers I'm gonna
want to your drone mid and bot because how we're gonna win this is we're gonna
have to find like weird kills okay so you're gonna take these wrappers here and
then I want to your drone bot while you're clearing us bot bot bot bot bot
not mid okay so after this you're gonna run shade bot we're gonna see we're not
Finally kill on the team. Oh, you're all this up in like 30 seconds
So as long as we can actually look for a pair on there it could work now go for the bot crab
Bob crab is up. We know Bob crab is up
So reason why we know Bob crab is up is because if we look at the rivers, right?
It's like that's the only place where there's anything so now shake. We just got this. We know she goes both side
So now go for your gromp
You know now I want to chase us and you chase this now. We're not chasing
red and then after the red what you're going to do is we're going to see if you
can look on the dragon okay you're only missing a little bit of gold for your
brother and king so once you get that it's gonna be a good items fight too I
want to join med John med John med
give up mid walk mid walk mid now now now now now mid mid mid now now now okay
you're gonna go for the Zed here does that do not lead with our hold Q first
are are now are now good okay nice now take the camera take away take the
way make sure you're passing your to are you into on purpose like are you
actually into on purpose no I'm not what the fuck is going on and I broke my
camera take the wave what the fuck are you saying so it was an over level full
Well, shake it in front of me and I'm half-elked.
Take what wave?
So, J-C-
What wave?
OK, J-C, are you going to listen?
My God!
The fuck is wrong with your brain?
Better fucking ignore it, you man!
God damn it!
What wave?
What?
Holy shit!
I'm just going to do my own thing, bro.
Fuck.
J-C-
Oh my God!
Listen, your team has done 15 kills. The thing is that their inting for cannonweb is unironically not even that bad
Because you getting any resources at all could help you for later, right?
So now what I wanted to do is I wanted to look for the Krugs and after Krugs you're gonna look on the Raptors
So you're gonna go Krugs Raptors. We saw that Shaco's bot
So what you could also do is you could maybe head to the topside now. I'm gonna assume that as topside's gone
So it's not actually that great of a play. What do I do when Shaco turns into two people?
Can you explain that?
The fuck do I do?
You die.
Okay.
All right.
So now what we're gonna do is you're gonna walk
through this little passage to your left over here
and you're gonna gang said follow the bar trail,
press W, press W, press W, press W.
There you go and now fight him.
Hold Q, hold Q.
There you go, good.
Auto attack, auto attack, auto attack.
There you go, that's good.
So now what you're gonna have to do is you're gonna get
two one boots and you're gonna start building
your plated steel caps, okay?
Good.
So now how it's going to work is you're going to respawn instantly upon respawning.
You're going to look for the blue and then you're going to full clear your bot side.
The next objective coming up is a Herald in about 20 seconds, but we can all really look
for that here okay so you're gonna look for this here clear the bot side and then
afterwards I'm actually want to go wolves and then Grom so don't take Grom
bobs do wolves Grom what was Grom and then after this we're gonna walk bot
and we're gonna see if we can hover Klan for a kill on someone
My camera's broken. Yeah, my camera's broken.
It's okay, we'll deal with it after the game.
The camera is fucking broken, man.
Okay.
So here, I want you to play for the Gromp, and then after this, I want you to start joining bot.
Join bot, let's see what's going on here.
Okay, so send this bush, don't walk out of it.
Back up.
You do not want to fight this, just shake it, okay, K.L. are you?
Back up, back up, back up.
being him drill oh my fucking god oh my fucking god why does Shaco not take
damage why the fuck does Shaco not take damage why I'm so confused so why does
Shaco not take damage no no you're gonna explain it why why it's the
unhittable I flashed I ulted him nothing happened I flashed him and I held
you nothing happened what the fuck is this character okay so you miss your
alt and then Teemo blinded you I didn't miss my ult I ulted on him and he went
invisible. You're literally like an iron off a pack drum. What are you saying? I
ulted him and I went through his body. Are you fucking blind or what man? I
opened him. He just went through him. I tapped him and he was like, I'm blind enough!
The team of blinded you! Now do you want to win or do you want to win? Fuck! This game is
winnable go do the Herald NOOOOO
GOD DAMN IT
sorry don't test I didn't know Timo could blind me I'm sorry
get this now
so you're gonna take the Herald now
now I'm fucking pissed
so you're gonna get this Herald here
Shaco is mid you're gonna have to smite it at 1400
make sure that you hit the I
the enemy Shaco just died
so you might even be able to look on the enemy topside here
Now, take the eye, take the eye, TAKE THE EYE!
PRACK!
And now go to his top side, his top side.
Alright, now go for the Gromp.
You're gonna take the Gromp here, and then after this, you're gonna recall.
You don't wanna go for the wolves because he could kill you on it.
Now drone over Medan Bot.
Right click here to the time, Nick. There you go. Now go bot. I want you to go bot. You're going bot here.
Your team is all looking for player on bot side, so you're going to match where your team is.
Okay, walk through the jungle. See if you can maybe look towards mid.
At this point, I just wanted you looking for opportunities.
So now walk mid. Mid, mid, mid. The kaisa is going all in. You need to kill her. Go.
Hold Q on her.
Okay, good.
So now, Zed is dead.
Go to the dragon.
The dragon!
THE DRAGON!
THE DRAGON!
GOD DAMN IT!
FUCKING LISTEN!
So you're gonna get this dragon here, okay?
I think the bot crab is up.
If the crab is up, take the crab then drag.
Now start pinging the dragon.
Hold tab for a second.
I need to see how many dragons teams have.
So they have two drags.
You need to get this if you want to win.
to win. Remember your smite is a thousand four hundred. If anybody's can't contest
here, it's only gonna be the Shaco. He's gonna contest it, you need to smite out a
thousand four hundred. You need to. There you go, good. So now he's in there, kill
him, kill him, kill him. There you go, kill him. Nice! There, fucking cocksucker.
Reset right now. Reset right now, you're gonna go to kill the Mundo and base.
by this titanic hydro now walk straight top good fight the Mundo fight the Mundo
alright you didn't hold Q so now you need to run away actually wait no keep
fighting your Q is up in a second go for that keep fighting keep fighting keep
fighting keep fighting okay Q the Dominion wave here or
Hold E, alright, yeah, there you go.
You don't want to chase the ward.
So now what I want to do is chase the bar trail now.
Play the chase the bar trail now, because your team is in position.
I want you to ult.
Okay, so what we're going to do now is you're going to go for the top to bot full clear, okay?
I'm so sorry, sir.
No, it's fine.
I'm so sorry, sir.
just do what needs to be done. So Shaco's right there. See if you can turn on the Shaco.
Go back on the red. So you're only going to go for the Shaco if he walks up here.
So now what you're going to do is you're going to go for the wrappers.
And then after this you're going to look for the ball slide clear.
So you're going to finish these wrappers. Finish them. Finish them. Finish them. Auto.
Okay, there you go. And now you're going to go for the wolves.
Okay, wolves, wolves, wolves, wolves.
So now I wanted to, no we can't look for anything there.
They might go for the barn if they do it, it is what it is, we can't fight it.
So now go for the blue and then after go for the grump.
Dragon's up in about, uh, Skograp is up in about 25 seconds, that's what we're gonna
want to play for here.
Grump, grump, grump, grump, fuck!
You need to listen to a plan if the call is blue into crab into gromp
And then you can look for the crab and the crab has 20 seconds then you should automatically register. It's the next play
focus
So now look for this crab
It's fun. It's it's still an okay play to make so you're gonna take this crab and then after you're gonna go bot
Out of this you're instantly running bot instantly running bot now now now the Mundo the Mundo kill Frankenstein
again. Follow the bud send, follow the bud trail. Follow it. Just auto deter it, auto
deter it, auto deter it. Push this wave and then go for the next, next stir it too. See
if the Krugs are up. If the Krugs are up you take them. Here, here, right here, the Krugs.
Okay, go for the Krugs, the Krugs. Ah, actually go for the Mononow, go for the Mononow. Yep.
good now hit the turret the turret the turret back up let the minion wave tank
your tanking right now and then I want you to queue the minions while you're
walking actually now go for this is fine so go for the Krugs and afterwards
you're gonna recall I want you to hold tab after you recall hold tab hold tab so
now I'm assessing damage types enemy team is mostly physical damage we're gonna
want to buy armor so you're gonna buy death's dance second one all right now
go top top top TMO is overextending follow him I want you to be inside his
his whole string see like it's fucking Christmas morning and you just got
fucking hand-delivered that little fucker do you understand me chase it chase
it chase it now you're gonna eat now you know and then you're gonna hold Q and
then you're gonna recastory that's fine whatever back up now go for the Krugs
Krugs into I know I know I'm gonna grump and even me and me grump and we
ground because now you want to play with your team okay now go to Kalin go
to Kalin because it's about playing where your team is right no start
pinging you have to look on this kaisa go for the the Raptors
Okay, so do you know what the problem about fight was?
No, sir.
One of the champions has 5000 health and the other one has 2.
And for some reason you decided that you were going to focus the guy with 5. Why?
Because I'm iron one.
Okay. So if you're iron, what did you say earlier about iron players?
So what we're going to do now is proceed with the game as if we have no ego and we're just
listening.
Do you understand me?
Yes sir.
What's the baron?
I'm going to join baron now.
Join baron.
Join it.
Now you're going to have to go for the dragon.
Actually no, go to the baron, go to the baron again because your team is fighting so you
can find some cleanup kills probably. Chase this. Alright, kill this guy. There you go,
now go dragon. I want you to crab them the dragon. This is good now. This game is genuinely
winnable, okay? Yes sir. Okay, so now we're going to look for the dragon. After the dragon,
we're going to be looking for the ball in, okay? There is only one person, one person
on the enemy team that is alive right now it's who shake up shake up no it's not
it's Timo Timo was pushing bot so I want you to walk walk to your grump
farm your grump okay because you're missing about maybe like 400 gold
400 gold for that sounds and I wanted to press W right now just press it press
it okay that's fine the reason why I told you press W is because if Timo was in
the area it would have revealed him right farm farm farm farm
press P
farm this yeah you're not resetting until you have that stands how much gold is that
exactly so we're not recalling until we have 1150 we're sinking our back
timer with an item spike that way we don't just waste our time
So you're going to wrap this and then after this, I want to look for the red.
It's going to be red, then you're going to recall.
You're going to recall, you're going to get the, that sounds.
All right, so now run straight bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot.
I don't want you to ult him, I just want you to E and then hold Q and auto-attack him.
Nice, now press W. Good. Okay.
Now you ult, good. So now hold Q on him again, hold Q.
You have to back up now. So just clear the minion wave. Clear the minion wave.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is you're going to look for this blue buff.
I
Want you to smite it on a thousand four hundred and then you run away. I should fight them under yes
No, yes, no, yes, no, I'll fight him II again good case
I wanted to hold Q hold it you fucking hold it hold it hold it good. There you go
Nice there you go. So now this that goes in II and then Q II now auto get
it's okay it's okay listen that's your first death in a while sorry sir no it's
okay listen you're doing good now like now you're locked in this is what we
needed like we were having a little bit too much fun both me and you earlier but
now it's time to take this shit serious right we got a chud wig to Mog do you
understand yep yes sir okay so I'm wanting to buy a ruby crystal what is
it's the thing for health. So I want you to open a spread massage,
register and click spread massage. That's going to be your next MLA buy.
Okay, so now what are you going to do? Out of base,
we're going to run and we're going to look bot. The reason why we're
looking bot is because we saw Kai'sa bot, so either bot or mid, but preferably bot.
So now, Jinksee.
I'm going to have to leave you alone for one or two minutes while I pick up
for one or two minutes while I pick up the Uber Eats order, okay?
So I'm trusting that you don't throw the game in the next one or two minutes.
I'll be right back.
For the game, how about fucking win it?
How about fucking win it?
How about fucking win it?
Holy! Okay good. So now I want you to run away and you're gonna have to recall.
In your base, the enemy Dr. Mundo is literally ending the game.
Okay, nice, he killed. Chase, go down the team wall. Just hold Q on him.
Fight okay
No, you're good good from the from the rappers and me rappers and me rappers and me jungle camps
They're here for your shilling and we don't camps from this
Okay
Okay, going on the kai suppress wwwww, okay, you're gonna look for an R
Nice hold your Q hold it
Good. There you go. Nice. Not bad. Dragon. Dragon is up. You're gonna look for the Dragon. It's up in one second.
We're playing on the Dragon here. Good. They know. They know you're good. You don't even keep hanging. It's okay.
Okay. So here you're playing on the Dragon here. Let's go.
Okay, that's fine. That's fine. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him.
I just go for down there, I go for down.
Which one is me?
They're good, good! Now you can get Baron. Now it's Baron for free.
So you lost your Dragon, but you get the Baron. This is good.
Start pinging Baron, yes.
But I want you to push out the mid minion wave.
The minion wave, the minion wave, mid, mid.
Push out the minion wave, mid, and then you're Baron.
So now keep pinging Baron.
Keep pinging Baron sir, team knows what's up.
Take the wave, and then after it's ping it.
And now ping on top of your Kaelin, on top of the Baron.
On top of your Kaelin, on top of the Baron.
Good, they understand.
and now go for it, now go for it, you're good.
No, no, no, no.
Just, just be honest right now.
Right now we need you on the baron.
You're playing on a timer, getting that crab doesn't give you anything.
Okay, so now 1400, you're gonna use your smite, okay?
Okay, now recall, recall, recall, recall.
press P
You're gonna buy this bird massage
Good, I know just walk out of base now clear this minion wave top
I want you to just push top now. Okay, your only goal is gonna be pushing top. You're pushing top. You're put your foot pushing out, okay?
Push out another wave top here another wave top I
Want to join mid join mid while you're pushing join mid while you're pushing
Can you make sure our team isn't so losing us the game for no reason?
Okay, keep pushing top, keep pushing top, this is good.
Our path is cleared. Keep pushing top.
Yep, this is what we need right now.
We need Jiddy in the sidelines, this is good.
Okay, now you're going to recall, you're going to recall now, recall now, recall now, recall now, recall now.
You're going to rock straight bot.
Rock straight bot, go.
Now you're going to have to focus the Teemo.
You focus the Teemo, not the Mundo.
Teemo. Yes. Yes. Yes. E. E. E. E. E. Good. Focus. Keep killing. Yes. Good. Good!
Flash on the Minoto. Please. Good. Nice. Now go for the Doctor Mundo. The Doctor Mundo.
He's hitting your base. He's hitting your base. Get rid of the Mundo. Nice. Okay. So
now what you're going to do. You're going to walk and you're going to take your blue
I want to take your blue buff and then I want you to start ping mid.
That's your red buff.
Go mid, just go mid, just go mid, just go mid, just go mid.
Shaco's going to be here in a second.
Okay, that's fine.
Alright, now it's a bit hard.
It's a bit hard.
You're going to have to look on your blue buff.
What?
Looking good, looking good.
You guys are looking good, but the problem is that the enemy team has an advantage on
your base right now, so that's what I'm worried about.
So I want you to take this blue buff, uh, okay, Walkman, Walkman, just Walkman, go
man, go man, just try to brute force on the game.
We're gonna try to brute force on the game here.
So Jynxy, while we need it, listen, you need to give it your everything right now, okay?
Every single ounce of power in you, you have to give it all.
Okay, so now look for this.
go in, go in, go in, go in!
Okay, whatever, E, E, E, E, E, good.
Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, good.
Push them in and wait.
Now hit the Nexus turrets.
Hit the turrets, Jynxy, the turrets, no!
The turrets, okay, you have to back up now.
Back up, just back up, I'll tell everyone to go in.
yeah boy to have your team have your team have your team
going on team I'll go in on him
okay hold Q
backup backup okay
James I want you back off and I want you to recall I want you back off I want you to recall
No, no, no, no further, further, further.
Go, go in the bush, go in the bush right now and recall, in the bush right now and recall.
Okay, kill those minions right away.
The minions are on your base.
Okay, so now open your shop, open your shop.
shop okay right-click on the Serax gauge and then the elixir vine and you
don't know fuck it go to the drag go to the drag now drag now drag now drag now
go to the drag go to the dragon start ping it go drag so ping it we don't
need buy right now
yeah but I think they got this dragon here because your job instead so it's a
bear off oh thank god okay hit it and drag it out jing see like walk all the
way to the edge all the way down further further because the shaco still
said okay whatever just might have 1400 1400 you need to smite focus to drag
just focus to drag focus to drag focus drag 1400 1400 yes okay keep going go
over the side, the side, the side, the side!
Okay, med, med, med!
You end, you end, you end, you end, you end,
you end, you end, you end, you end.
This is good.
Just go med, just go med.
Moon dust flagging, does it matter?
No, no, no, just head to turrets.
Jengzee, this is an only pixel 2.0 incident right now.
Just head to turrets.
If you head to turrets, you run the game.
you if you hit the, and then the DEALITS! THE DEALITS! PLEASE!
Jynxie please, and then the Nexus, the Nexus, the Nexus, just hit it, press E, press E.
I want you to chew the Mundo and then just keep hitting the Nexus.
Chew the Mundo for killing and then keep hitting the Nexus.
Oh no.
Okay you need to ult, ult, ult, okay.
Now you have to press E, press E.
What is your singe doing?
Why is he just laughing?
Oh my god.
Okay.
Q, Q, YES!
YES!
Okay, go, go.
Bro.
You Q, Q, Q?
Okay, hit the Nexus.
The Nexus.
E, Pessie, E, E, E.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, tp, tp, tp.
Why would he tp?
Why would he tp in this?
You're fine.
You're fine.
I think we lost.
Jengzee, I'm going to tell you to look at Reap.
Wait a minute, I'll look at the Nexus.
Oh my God, wait.
Oh no.
It's over.
It's over.
No, there's still a chance. There's still a chance.
What do we do now?
Open your shop.
Open your shop.
I want you to buy...
Buy that Thornmail.
And then you're gonna get a look serve the iron
Yep, they're not gonna need you're okay
You do
Now you're gonna walk mid you're gonna have to walk mid now starts spam pinning starts spam ping mid
Okay, John Barron, John Barron, John Barron, Barron Barron, Barron Barron, go to Barron,
go to Barron right now, go to Barron right now. Press W, press W, press W, press W, press
W. W's to get there faster. Please. No, no, just chase, just go for this, go for this.
Okay, turn. This is fine. Just go mid it. John on the cinch, John on the cinch. We need
you just see what's happening now go mid
how do you do the barn do the barn do the barn
with your team do the barn
okay just sit down you have to go mid now you have to go mid now
i want you to recall
uh... no actually walk to your top inhibitor just walk to your top inhibitor and kill the minion wave
Okay, after this you're gonna walk mid, okay?
Coach, I'm gonna have a hard attack, man.
It's okay, it's okay.
Coach, I'm gonna have a hard attack.
Tinksy, listen to me, you're fine, bro.
Go mid.
Probably could have ended.
Yes, that's right, just go mid, mid, mid, mid, mid.
something about which coulda shoulda woulda
uh... walk back to base
because not now it's cancer because amanda was trying to backdoor if you
kill them under the gas and get better than the game
go so that goes so that okay
all god
we had we call just recall just before
it's just such a fucking cancer game
because like you need to respond to the bundle doing his cancer bullshit
if he does it's huge okay now pin pin med yes nothing that
you're okay okay trust me
No. The only bad thing that can happen is if you get in your own head room.
I want you to ward that bush. Ward that bush. The bush.
Okay. Go in, go in, go in, go in, go in. Yes? Yes? Yes? Good.
This is good. Chase. Chase. Chase. Hold Q. This is good.
This is good. Push him in. The wave, the wave, the wave. You can hide! The wave! The wave!
who's live your team's gonna fuck this up go to the dragon go go to drag go to
drag you need to you need the dragon so no no your team's gonna fuck this up
somehow fuck them no no no no they don't just shut up please
janksy right now you're psyching yourself out do not do that shit do not
fucking do that shit imagine you're at born you're saying I don't think we're
gonna make it back in time just take the dragon and then instantly recall
That's what you have to do
It's fine just take the dragon and instantly recall recall recall recall recall you're good. You're fine. Don't worry about it, bro
You're don't worry about it, bro. Jettie's in charge
Jettie's got his oil and he's in charge
Okay, no walk out of base. Just walk at a base
Go go to the band good man. Go to the band. You're gonna go on the looks or it's fine. Doesn't matter go to the band
Back up, wait for your team, wait for your team.
Start painting, take the red buff while you wait for them.
Paint your A-Soul away, your A-Soul is going to end.
No, no, okay wait, that's all I'm leaving.
Good, okay no, good burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, go on the side,
on the side, on the side, on the side, yes, good, good, good!
No, it's fine, it's fine.
Dude, just start hitting the bar, and start hitting the bar.
No, no, no, hit it, just hit it.
Fucking hit it.
I want you to see my name's Jitian, I'm large and in charge.
My name's Jitian, I'm large and in charge.
And now start pretending to hump the air.
Okay, so now sell your Thornmail.
it's the last time you bought yep now buy the Sarac's gauge yep and then buy
Lixir vine
Lixir vine yep and now Walk mid and now just so it's Bamping mid
okay so what we need now you're gonna look for the you're gonna look for me
Keep pushing.
I want to press W and see if you can look for an alt play.
Chase, chase!
Chase!
Keep going.
Nice, now back up this is good.
So now go for the inhibitor.
Good, now push the midway.
Push the midway.
Stop daily dallying for the love of Christ.
Okay, good.
Now escort the minion wave, this is fine.
Do not walk up too far.
You're welcome to party died now go and now go and now go and now go in
Nice this is good. This is good. This is good. Hit the turret the team all the team all the team all yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yes
Now hit this press E press E and then to the side to the side to the side to the side. Yes
Yes
Yes
All my nuts shake out you stream slapping putty bitch all my unshaved balls
Go fucking go man
I'm about to have a heart attack. All right. I'm just sitting down. Oh my god
And you want to know what the best part about that game was Jinxie bro, was that over an hour
That was a 45 minigame
the best part about that game is the fact that piece of shit Muda lost his game and you won so that's one game closer. Yep.
Coach, I love you coach. You know what that felt like coach?
What?
That felt like Ratatouille and you were the rat and I was the chef. Like that was awesome.
Yeah, no it's because the thing is like listen you were two and six and I was feeling you losing the hope so I was like no listen I got a fucking lock in right now.
now you know I mean like no more troll shit I gotta lock in for big jitty wait
you're right now you might be able to snap Muta
you're right now you're right now oh my god you might be too too oh my god
Jinxie you might be able to play against him if you choose snip him that would be
the greatest thing ever just ganking Muta bro imagine oh my god just imagine
How great that could be I'm gonna go pee really quick. Okay. Yeah, I've always had to accept the lobby though. Yes
Oh wait, hold up, let me accept the lobby actually hi guys, I'm gonna accept the lobby before I go pee
All right, so what three more wins for bronze three more three more three more way bro three more way because I'm getting 23
You're at 32 LP. It's only three left, baby. It's three fucking
Jack three wins. Oh my god
3 wins bro, 3 wins
And then the real fucking climb begins bro
Imagine Jinxie, imagine being able to say that you're climbing through bronze
You're gonna be blowing past Kadeem's peak bro
Wait what is Kadeem's peak bronze for?
I think like bronze to a bronze one
Coming man, coming
That was the most sentiment
Wait you might, you might, you might
wait you might because the thing is that he's so in queue wait you might hold on
I'll tell you I'll tell you I'll tell you
Q, I accept again, accept again. Hold on. Wait, let's see.
That's how you...
You have those are wrong rooms. Oh, okay so the thing is you actually can't
Snipe Muda because he got a three-minute low-priority Q
Let's go. What does that mean? What does that mean?
So it means that he afk'd a game survived punished him and they makes it they make it so now he has to spend like three more minutes in Q
Let's go. I'm gonna go pee. Can I pee now? Do I have time?
Yeah, but only if you think of me while you do it. All right
3 wins away chat, 3 wins away, come on.
Get the eyeballs here, he's rolling.
Guys, holy fuck, if he wins this game, do you guys understand that he will be 2 wins away from bronze?
Do you understand 2 wins away from bronze if he gets it done here?
Like everyone thought that this would be a 12 hour stream, he could be getting this shit done tonight!
to night bro he's got this shit all right so let's see enemy locks and
Morgana it's a big cancer dealer oh no no hi boys mastery yep oh no okay
middle one middle one okay hi guys when you get the chance to change the runes
again do the middle one where it's like inspiration secondary the light blue one
can you add Jinx's camera too bro I'm gonna be honest I genuinely don't know
how it is how I was going to change the middle one or not oh no wait is he going to be able
to change it to the middle one no no okay that's fine though he can simply with domination
oh my god clutch wise no he actually crushed it he actually didn't fun nice
okay this is gonna be one last lonely girl one last lonely girl why am I a
master yee they locked in warwick from you bro the enemy jungler took warwick's
I'm on ye. Yeah, but listen, it's fine, bro. Like you're ye. I'm telling you you're gonna get it done. Trust me
Do you trust me? Should I just start requesting first pick every time? Yeah, Loki. Okay. Yes
Like if I'm gonna be a one trick, I gotta be a one trick. Yep. No, I agree with you. I agree with you winds off bronze and
Two Celsius
3 wins off bronze, 3 wins off bronze, and we're on Yee. It's all good, it's all good chat.
I mean, Jinxie, Yee is your second best champ, bro. Like, do you think if LeBron plays against
a disabled four-year-old that he's going to get mad if the four-year-old challenges
him to soccer rather than basketball? Think about it.
Bro, Miho, you could have just said a four-year-old, man.
But Miho, it drives the point in further. Do you know what I mean, though?
Pro, I don't wanna be on ye man, I should've just requested first pick.
ENOUGH!
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, shanks, you're starting to piss me the fuck off.
First it was last game with your permawining, and then now permawining again.
What did we learn from last game?
We learned that you have what it takes.
Last game you were 2-in-6 and you brought it back.
So enough of this fucking defeatist bullshit attitude.
Oh my god, I had first pick.
Shut up!
You didn't!
It is what it is, GenC. Sometimes you get the shit out of this stick, but are we going to sit there and cry, or are we going to sit there and fucking dominate that Warwick?
Exactly. If you don't have a BC Audi charge against you by the end of this game, GenC, we're going to have a fucking problem.
Alright. So now listen, you're going red to grump. Top to bar, full clear, okay?
Do you remember how to clear on this champ?
UF on the buff.
Yeah, exactly. Yes.
And I go QW, E, and then I just spam my Q.
No, you go Q, E, Q, W.
Q, E, Q, W, you got it.
Yep.
And then you max Q, and then you're E.
Nice, now keep clear.
Maybe E's my best champ. We'll find out.
Yeah, dude, like, your E's not fucking bad.
I already told you this.
Like, I don't know why you're mad that E's took your Warwick.
Like, yeah, sure, it's a bit shitty, whatever,
this bro. Auto one more time good. Control E. Control E. And then Q and E at the same
time. Q and E at the same time.
What does my E do again? I forget it. It buffs my damage, right?
It adds damage to your autos and your Q.
Yes, sir. Got it.
And the damage that it adds-
We're already doing good.
Yeah, you're topping already got a kill.
Three wins for bronze, bro. Love you, man. Let's do this.
Dude, listen, I love you too, bro. You got this shit.
These are moments that I fucking prayed for. I'm prove all the fucking haters wrong,
that said I was gonna be iron 5 and quit the game.
Yeah, like listen, Jynxy, why not what's fucking crazy bro?
You've never even been iron 4 Jynxy.
Did you even realize that?
I thought it was iron 4.
You weren't. The lowest you ever hit was iron 3.
And you were about to hit iron 4, but then you locked the fuck in.
Q-E-Q-W right? Q-E-Q-W.
Yes. It's an IQ.
There you go, good.
See, like already bro, it's looking fucking good.
now play for these uh...
play for the uh... the fucking uh... the most
don't forget about your e
do not forget about your e please
there you go
maybe he's my best champ, let's actually find out
there's only one way to find out bro
and it's now or never
now go for your blue and then after blue you're gonna look on the gromp
bro, jingxi, i hope you know we used to sit there and practice tool
at the beginning of this journey
And you used to sit there and you used to have a fucking 3 and a half minute full clear on this Trampro
And you'd be excited when you get to 320
This game, you're gonna fucking get it in 3 minutes
Just think about that dude
It's actually the same though
Yep
Now use your E
Don't forget about it
Let's drone bot, don't forget
Master Yi doesn't give you the Warwick's cent
So you need to ask your like drone
Do you need like a 2 or a 3 or something that I could use?
Uh, no
Okay, so I want you to look for this crab here, ctrl-w, ctrl-w, ctrl-w, okay.
So you're not going to use your W, just E, Q.
Should I E after I Q?
Uh, I door, just when you start attacking.
So now I want you to look for the double crab.
i should recall
so now you're going to buy the kraken sir
jing sam tell you it's all in your hands but like
this is your time to fucking shine
it's easy
i'm telling you it's easy
So now go for the Krugs and then afterwards you're going to look for the top to bot Folkler.
You're top in there's already three and no bro it's looking good.
Stop forgetting about your E. Like you got to remember if you're chewing in you have to E.
The thing about League Jinx is that there are certain champs that have to do certain things.
Master E, he needs to E when he queues. No, no you should not be wanting to top crab it's not going to be up.
Just go to your Raptors.
Sorry sir, my fault. It won't happen again.
So, in the future, just always think of it this way, okay?
In the future, it's always going to be a thing
that if you clear one crowd, the enemy jungler is going to get another.
Especially as you get higher in lobbies, right?
Because either they're going to be taking the other one
or they're going to be fighting you on the one you're going for.
This guy might actually be my best champion. He actually feels...
I feel like I'm just battered with him now.
Yeah, because that's the thing. It's like,
when you play a lot of League, no matter what champion you're on,
you get better with your mechanics like it feels more fluid
track here
uh... yes
surrender to go walls and then just go straight dragon
what i do not want what what what i've got
uh... q
straight record not get wrong like you're a bit late so better
Okay, so what we're going to do now is you're going to sit there and you're going to go
for the Gromp and then after the Gromp you're going to play on the Dragon, okay?
Yes sir.
Okay, so what we need to do here is I want you to join bot, join bot.
Okay?
Now watch the Dragon.
Going on this.
Oh press I'll be pressed I'll be a non-flash ray flash ray
Wait, how did he know I was in the bush if I was hiding in the bush doesn't make sense
So there's a chance that either it was awarded or you're the unluckiest person on the planet and it's one of those two
Yeah, so I think I think genuinely was just boarded
But it's full clear and let them have drag to start the game.
Darius is fed too.
Should I start like dick sucking to Darius a lot or no?
Yeah, yeah.
Like I want you to type in chat after you clear this red.
Type Darius, if your dick isn't sucked by the end of tonight, then I'm flying out to
wherever you live and I'm making sure that that changes.
I don't even know if I have a typing skills for that.
Yeah, okay.
So you know what?
Then just think it.
We're going to send him that mental energy.
Got it.
I'm thinking about it right now.
Yep.
Like, James, I want you to think about how it's going to feel when it flops on your tongue.
Yep.
And tell me, like, what sounds are you going to make when it gets whipped down in front of you?
Ah.
Come on.
You can be more enthusiastic than that.
Ah.
OK.
I know.
OK.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the wrappers, OK?
Coach.
If we win this, we're two off-browns, man.
Yep.
I'm telling you, you got it.
Jinx, why aren't you pressing your E ever?
I'm so sorry, sir.
Okay, so now you're gonna play for the Wolves,
and then after Wolves, you're gonna look for the Blue Integraum.
Good old, I love the full clears, man, they're so satisfying.
Yep.
I'm telling you.
You know what I don't like about Yi though, compared to Warwick?
I don't like how squishy he is.
That's what I literally told you when you first brought it up and you're like, no, I
like that.
Yeah, no, that shit's ass.
I like being able to like actually fight, like Yi just kind of dies every time.
Exactly.
I don't know if I can get kills with Yi, it's like if somebody's low and then I kill them
and then he's going to squee.
Yes, exactly, yes.
Warwick is here. Flash over the wall, flash over the wall.
Primus took my R I think, he had an R too much.
So, there, did you see what the Warwick did?
What? No, no, no, what did he do?
That Warwick held his Q, and him holding his Q is the only reason why all of you guys died.
I think it's also because I had an R, I misclicked.
Yeah, because the thing is that when you're against Warwick, you can never fight him, ever.
So you need to go grubs go grubs you need to play for a big daddy Darius
Sorry good
What matters I'll tell you is
That you're getting it done
That's what matters right now. So now we're gonna get this crab and then afterwards. I want you to play for the grubs
Okay, so now you're gonna play Grubs and then after Grubs top to bot full clear.
Your team is gonna help you, just wait.
No, no, finish the Grubs, finish them.
I want to join over Darius, let's see what's happening with him.
Okay, so after this what you're going to do is I want you to run to your Krugs and top the bot full clear
Yes sir
I think the thing about you though is he scales right? Can't you just kind of farm and then chill everybody at the end?
Yes, exactly. So that's why the thing about Yi is that Yi is a champion where it's like
Warwick scales by fighting and then getting stronger, but Yi he's more like avoidance, right?
Yeah, think of it like you're a dark triad male.
What is a dark triad?
It's somebody that's like a Machiavellianist.
What is Machiavellian?
I don't know either, but it sounds pretty cool.
So that's what ye is.
Does that make sense?
Yep, got it.
Okay, so now what you're going to do, you're going to play for the wrappers, and after
wrappers you go for the ball side clear.
So it's going to be Wolves, Gromp, and then you're going to go for the Dragon, okay?
Okay, good.
So now look for the Gromp, and then after the Dragon.
John med, John med, John bot, okay so now we're gonna look on the dragon are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay, so we're just gonna play for this.
Okay, go go and go in!
I want you to ult on the Morgana, the Morgana.
Q?
Oh my god, you Q'd to dodge her ult.
Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.
Fight, fight, fight.
Chew, chew, chew on me, chew on me.
Chew on me.
Auto, auto, auto.
Nice.
Okay.
Now you can keep chasing.
Keep chasing.
Go for the crab.
Go for the crab.
This is good.
Okay, so now we're going to do this, I want to walk in the bot side.
Walk in the bot side.
Walk in the bot side.
Bot side, bot side.
Walk in, walk in.
Check the raptors.
Recall
You say bot side, I don't know if you mean bot lane or bot camps
Well, if I say walk bot then it means like but if I say bot side it always means jungle
Okay, so now
Right-click ones there you go see you're learning
Yes, sir, bro. I'm telling you
After this win two wins off rounds man, and I'm thinking about it. You're winning on Master E bro
think about that yes bro it's really like imagine you're sitting there right
and like your little your mom forces you to bring your little brother on like a
date with you right but then afterwards like the girl that you're on a date with
she thinks it's like cool that your brother's tagging along rather than
annoying right so it's like it's a W does that make sense
yep, gotcha
alright, so now you're gonna play for the raptors after this
and then we're gonna look on the bot side clear
my brain is yours
so now raptors, wolves, gromp, and wolves, blue gromp
bro yeet it's like tromp
oh that's not good
no no it's fine, just a bit
just keep farming your bot side, keep farming your bot side
Put one more question mark and I'm inting to fucking...
Press E!
Bro, how many times do you need to hear it?
It's just when my teammate's question mark me, I get psyched out.
Okay. Fight the Warwick here.
Fight him. Fight him. Fight him. Fight him.
Kill?
Now either second it's up. Either second it's up.
Help me, you brain dead bitch!
How is he alive?
What?
Wait, what? How is he? Wait. What? Wait, what? Wait, what? Wait, what? Wait, what? Wait, what? Okay, I'm never, I'm just gonna first pick Warwick every time.
I don't think it's any other character in the game that could do that, I'm not exactly sure.
Yeah, that was, I should count it crazy.
Wow, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna ask her first pick every game and just play Warwick for the rest of my life. Oh my god.
Okay, so all my abilities and he still had killed me and two of my and one of my teammates
I don't listen other one. Okay, so listen
We're gonna do now is you're gonna play for the blue and then after the blue you look on the barcrab, okay?
Like trust me, it's you genuinely looking good for you right now
Why the fuck is your east up?
I want you to put both of your hands in the air, I want you to put both of your hands
in the air, close your eyes and pretend like you're shaking salt into your mouth.
Okay, done.
Okay, good.
So now what you're going to do is you're going to sit there and you're going to play
for the Rift held and then you're going to walk top.
I'm not even showing you could unironically maybe on the game here.
Take the eye.
The eye!
The eye!
Okay, now look top.
Look top.
Okay, you're going to walk top.
You guys are literally on the game show, I'm not even trolling.
When should I Herald?
When should I Herald?
I'll tell you when.
Just walk in.
I need to kill minions, but oh my god I gotta flop, I gotta flop.
Oh my god.
Press 4 now, press 4 now.
I love you so much.
Oh my god, that's the hardest, I think I've ever been carried in this kind of situation.
Brother, is he smurfing?
Yo.
Yo, this guy went 17 in field.
So all we need is two wins, and I'm bronze.
Bro, you just got carried by a guy named America, Aura.
Bro, this guy had 30,000 damage in a 16 minute game.
Oh my fucking god.
Click on the three dots next to his name.
Is he smurfing?
Like, I don't even...
I'll press view profile.
Now, click match history will be able to tell if he just like has 20 every game
Yeah, sir, you literally just got carried by a smurf
How do you know it's a smurf though confused because he dropped 20 kills on Revan the game right before
But then he went 0 and 3 on this cat. Yes, so my guess is he was probably been like you snapping you all day to try and carry you
are you serious I'm not even trolling somebody in my chat said Darius 100% tried to snipe you
yeah that's what I'm saying but listen Jinxie the good news is that you won bro so it's like
now you're only two fucking wins away bro yeah honestly what did you say what was your quote
smurfs are only a problem when they're on the other team right yes exactly yeah alright so I need
two wins right two wins yes so now while we're in queue what do we do jing see
what did we learn so what I'm gonna do we learned that warwick's broken no no I
mean like what did we learn while we're in queue
Smurfs are only a bad thing when no we learned that we need a hit watch mooda
oh you're right let's actually see what's going on all right we need two
wins chat let's go W. Darius holy shit I'm not even kidding back guys you
a smurf or he just careered it but thank the game before he went off so
but that's like the game before he did okay let's see what actually like t1 see what he's doing
nice he's ending yeah he's two and three okay yeah but he's probably gonna die here to the
chunmir hopefully he does die here yes no now let's queue up jinx see let's queue up all we hate watch
Okay, so Jynxie, do you want to ragebate him?
Yes, please.
Type, why are you trying to be informative?
Why would anyone want to learn from an iron player?
Yep.
I
Nice he's about to die to you look he's dying to you right now. Oh, yes. Yes, he's dying. Yes, and he got
Now type our mess a oh your fucking dog shit kid I was gonna say you're so unaware
Now type 0 map awareness.
Bro still getting tower dived in 2026.
Why would they give him a character that doesn't die?
Why would they give him a character that doesn't die?
Yeah, what is what Trindamere's deal? He just lives on 1HP or something?
Yeah, for like 5 seconds.
Wait.
You have dog tests and you're fucking here!
You have a challenger in your ear, shut up!
Okay, you know what you need to type now?
What?
Play League like you heard me because it does.
I wanna kill myself when I play this game!
Say say Muda. It's okay. You'll be back in iron soon enough, bro
That's a good one. That's a good one. It's like boggles
Yes, it's like dude the way that you feel right now. This is how boggles feels when he rage beats you all the time
It's actually so fine
well I'm gonna last hit something like this
oh like I even have the 7 TV
he's gonna read it
read it read it
just copy paste it again if you didn't read it bro then you need to type it again
read it
oh how is he doing damage to me
hello what is that
so now control C and then control V
and I'm VIP so I can abuse
I can abuse yep, so it just keeps spamming it again over and over again. No jinx this we're gonna do
Are you ready for the next level of cancer?
Yes, so now I want you to open your big time
Nice so open your league
Say why wouldn't they they had you mid lane
I have a five minute queue!
I have a five minute queue!
I have one minute queue!
Wait, I need to trade, I need to trade right.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Okay, so now Jynxie, open your, like, that little text box in your client.
Why does Dottis always up Jynxie's ass?
Like, where is my coach?
Where is my coach?
So, so Jynxie, Jynxie, no, no, no, on the other side.
So on the right side of your screen, you see that little, like, message box?
No, on League, on League, in your League client.
Yep, so now click there and click where it says the chosen one.
And now you can start giving him cancer from here to force him to read it.
Also, Warwick is bad, you need to play Mastery again.
Okay.
So now Jinx, I want you to type, so lock in, lock in.
And then type, damn dude, pretty pathetic performance for you even trying.
I know the best part is when he's in game you can send him messages and he's forced
to read it in his chat box so now I want you to type hey good thing right gave you a five
minute queue and at least saves your teammates for another five minutes.
That's a good one.
He's in low priority Q.
Oh my god this guy's in hell right now.
This is the most amazing thing ever
Dude look at this guy dude Jinxie do you see how pathetic he is?
He's begging a challenger player to coach him because of how insecure he is that he's gonna stay in the iron if he loses next game
I know bro imagine needing a challenger coach to rank it up.
No dude I'm telling you like listen listen so what we're gonna do now is what we're gonna do is what we're gonna do after this game when your game ends you're gonna say wow looks like when Muda can win trade he tries to cheat in other ways nice live coaching every game.
game. Okay, got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Wait. So
that's that's that's the two wins and we're we're bronze. Yep,
two wins away. Wait, is it possible to lose a rank? Like
can you go from bronze to iron? Yes, yes. But the thing is
sometimes it takes a lot of losses like you won't demote
after one game but if you lose like five or six in a row or
like six or seven, then you do demote. Okay, so I just need to
win two games and then Moody just needs to lose one game and then he's in iron and I'm in bronze and I can face time.
Yep, exactly.
Alright, it's looking good.
Jinxie only needs a master coach, easy.
I'm sorry.
Jinxie, you know what's crazy?
I didn't say that, I didn't say that.
Jinxie, Jinxie, the only reason why that guy called me master is because he's a submissive little gremlin that just has that urge.
Urge. Do you know what I mean?
Yes, he wants to call your master.
Exactly, yes.
If we win this game, Don Tess, and I'm one-off bronze, we have to listen to
Anakin Skywalker or something.
Yes, but there's also another song I want to make you listen to as well that I think is gonna make your cocks so hard that you're gonna come in your
pants.
Okay. Yep, yo.
Like James Allen, I feel the same, but sometimes I get dreams where I literally like can't nut.
No matter how hard I try and then I just wake up with a throbbing erection
Wait, is that not normal I've never had it dreams where I can't not yeah like you're saying that and you're trying
I one thing about me is I can't edge like if I
Bro if I start gooning like I'm gonna explode every time I can't edge
I don't know how when people say they edge. I'm legitimately impressed because it's like how the fuck you actually edge
It's just like it's just like holding it in like you know when you're at the movie theater
I'm like you're pissing
But then you hear that the that the credits are rolling so you're like fuck and then you just like hold it in and you're like fuck this
It's like the same thing, but except when you're nutting
Okay
No one out of 5 can change who I am.
Sorry Jynx, it's now or never, bro.
Well, we need one more win, and then, Jatt, it's time to get the I was yours rolling,
guys.
Yup.
Dude, I'm going to be honest with you, when I woke up this morning, I took a little bit
of caffeine, and my heart was feeling a little bit weird again.
So I haven't taken any caffeine all day today, and Loki, my heart's been feeling kind of
chill.
Well, I had two Celsius, and my heart feels like absolute godship, but it won't matter
because I'll be bronze.
And I remember what you said, your personal health doesn't matter if you're...
That's true.
Like, would you rather be alive as an iron player, or die a bronze player?
Think about it.
Die a bronze player.
Exactly, yes.
First, none.
Okay.
So now we're gonna play for the wrappers, and afterwards we're gonna look on the bot side
clear.
But you know what I noticed, Dantez?
Nobody really plays Hackerum.
I never see Hackerum.
Yeah, why would they use us?
Wait, so Hackerum is a bad champion.
Why do you use him, Dantez?
Well, okay, think of it this way, okay?
Imagine you can use sit there and you have like a one inch flashlight, right?
But it's like your meat is only one inch long.
Like you're not going to sit there and buy a six inch flashlight because your meat's
only one inch.
make sense yes and it's the same with me and heck room does that make sense it's
like it's like you tell me don't us if like if you only want to eat meat then
why don't you eat meat but it's like I'm lactose intolerant do you see what I'm
I'm getting up?
Yes, yep.
All right.
No kind of violence can change your eye.
So now what we're gonna do is you're gonna look
for the gromp and then after the gromp,
you're playing on the crab.
Now, Jynxie, do you know where Muda's name Muda came from?
You told me.
Wait, hold on.
There's another story.
You can fight this, you can fight this,
fight this you can fight this I want to fashion him yes auto good auto auto auto
auto keep on keep on him oh god and we and we borrowed tape first you might
have to run so the good news is your boss gonna trade this never mind the lot
okay what's the crux okay so are you ready here where the name mooder came
from. No, so the reason why is because in high school Muda was actually well
known because he would fake being sesty to sneak into the girls sleepovers, right?
And the way that he would actually do this was that anytime anyone would say
anything he would say mood. So over time what happened was is that people got
used to this to a point where they just called them mood up so that's the reason
why nowadays he goes by that name online does that make sense
now it'll be iron mid laner yep exactly okay so what we're gonna do now
Jinxie is you're gonna play on the full clear and then after full clear we're
gonna look on the dragon okay full clear dragon got it yep
We're losing so we need to lock in here.
You got this shit.
Yep, yes sir. If I win this chat we are one off from this.
Look, I'm telling you bro, this is your time to fucking shine right now.
So play for the wolves and then afterwards the gromp and we can look on the dragon soon.
Got it, yes sir.
Alright, so now you're going to play for this, and then afterwards we're going to look for
the Grombe's team.
Yep, so Grombe is up in 10.
So now GenC, can I explain to you a concept?
So earlier, the Udyr fought you on the bot crab, right?
The second it spawned.
So what that means is you know that Udyr is clearing top to bot.
So if you were to start the dragon here, press E. The problem is that there's a good chance
that Udyr could be on it, right?
So we're going to do something called the edging method, where you're just going to
send a bush, and you're going to wait to see if Udyr walks up, and then if he doesn't,
then you assume he recalls, then you go and you do the dragon.
security awesome octane to go to the dragon
all right
co-chance this game looking at
right now it's genuinely looking good
like i'm telling you it's actually looking good
you're getting the dragon here
you're scaling your team's doing well it's free as fuck
kill this? or no? no you could actually you could
walk up on the thrash, Q on the thrash, Q on the thrash
okay okay okay
press E1 it's up, E1 it's up, E1 it's up
okay so your
your Chasanna gets a thrash at least
so yeah Kraken so both of you the problem is that for some reason
Udyr is always in the most random fucking places ever
Like I don't understand why the fuck it's like happening right now.
The enemy Udyr?
Yeah, like the thing is like Udyr should have been bot side like 20 minutes ago, but for some reason he wasn't.
Okay, top to bot folk clear, yeah start with the blue buff.
The red buff, sorry.
Yep.
We're gonna catch, we got this.
Yep, no right now it's actually looking decent.
So how we're gonna play here is we're gonna look for the red side clear, and then just top to bot folk clear it, okay?
Got it, yes sir.
So now you see how Udyr is running top?
I want you to drone on the Udyr right now.
Okay, not bad.
So how we're going to do it now is we're going to finish these Krugs.
And then afterwards you're just going to play on the Raptors.
So you're going to look for Raptors and then you're going to clear your bot side, okay?
You don't think I shouldn't go for Grubbs?
No, because the thing is that Udyr is stronger than you are right now, so if you go for Grubbs,
exactly, yes.
And I have no vision on him, so he's definitely there.
Yes, exactly.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the bot side clear,
to either look bot or mid one of the two nice okay that's good so she she killed
the enemy buying this here support our double kill the enemy buying yeah press
you press you I did I did I just get there you go this bomb so what do you do
Jengzee is every time your teammate makes a good play you do that because you're saying like I want you to fist my asshole
Dude and you should if someone carries your League of Legends they have a right to your body
You could look for this, okay
Just walk walk walk jump
wait wait wait yeah look at look on the wrappers
okay good look you put on the grubs so
when you start ping the grubs the
grubs the grubs no no not through there
not through there not through there not
through there so now you have to look on
the grubs and just start ping your annie
need to rotate.
Oh, you saw Ping your Annie now, Ping your Annie.
Ping on top of your Annie.
Okay, so now how you're going to do this is you're going to finish the grubs, and after
the grubs we're going to look on the crab.
If Udyr comes in the chair, wait, it's fine.
Just keep doing the grubs, you're fine.
I know, I know, I know, I can't read them at all.
Okay, so going on the UD now, Alton going on him, Alton going on him.
E, E?
I want to flash, good?
Yes, yes, yes!
Good!
Okay, so now go for the crowd.
Good!
Jynxie, that's the kind of ship we're looking for, bro.
No, it's not, no it's not.
No it's not, my mic is fine.
That's good now.
Okay. Go top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top.
It's alright.
Okay, so now I want you to recall and buy your item.
Let's go winning the game now I think, right?
Yes.
Shall I look drag here?
No, you're gonna look for a full clear.
Kraken's there?
Yeah, and then walk out of base.
Talked about full clear instead of drag?
Exactly, yes, exactly.
okay
let's go man, one more provron, so let's go
after we win this
i'm telling you it's fast fuck
chat after we win this, get the eyewitness here, just roll them
okay so now you're gonna play on the Krugs and then afterwards you're gonna look on the Raptors
to Gromp
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I got you.
Okay, so now you're going to play for this and then look on the Wolves here.
Okay, so Jinxie, this is what we're going to need to do here, okay?
You're going to look for your Wolves and your Gromp, and then while you're
cleaning your Gromp, every single person with a free Amazon Prime needs a Prime
sub right now to you do you understand me because it's like you need no you don't
back you go for the dragon here yeah exactly okay wait you can look bad you
can look bad I don't want to go in do not go in do not go in back up do not go
win. Do not engage. Do not engage the fight. Do not engage the fight. Press W and just
start killing. Okay, no. So there you want it to just like not move. That way you don't
cancel it.
I understand. Yep. Sorry. I forgot how E works for second P.
They're on dragon. What should I do? Should I fight this?
Yeah, you could. Just start ping. Just start ping. Your team is going to follow up. You
You need to go on the Ash, the Ash, oh you ulted way too early, oh you ulted way too early.
Not bad, kill him off please, nice, nice, nice, please kill your dear, oh no, okay, so
Jhin sleep.
Please don't understand yee that well man, I don't know yee that well, so like we know.
So listen, yeah yeah yeah, so yee is a champion that you're not an engage bro, you're the
follow up so you need your team to go in and then you just follow up you cannot
go in first in fights or else you will always lose you understand yeah sorry
sorry sorry it's okay so he's more like a third party yes it's like you need to
sit in the cock chair and you're only allowed joining in once the ball lets
you does that make sense yes the ball in this case is your your engage so once
the bull looks at you and he says enough Nintendo switch time that's when you put
the switch away and then you join in on who's the bull though the bull is your
engage right like who though so this game Annie's bears the bull
Annie is our engage the two foot tall girl that's our engage no her bear she
spawns a bear he's the bull oh I didn't know that yeah okay so what we need now
you go for the the wrappers into the bot side clear kill the wrapper kill the
wrapper kill the wrapper okay and I just play for bot side here
imagine the biggest thing bro like warwick I engage but yeah I don't so it's
It's hard for me to break that school of thought, because what was my most played character?
Yeah, why do you think I still end up fucked on the game as an off-hacker, even though I have thousands of games on other shows?
Just because he adds all about what you're used to.
Yeah.
Because it's like, imagine...
That's a pretty crazy analogy, never mind.
Should I look for...
Yeah, you're gonna look towards mid. Look towards mid.
The Rift Tower is up, so we're gonna look for that.
Yes, yes, this looks good. So what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk up. I'll tell you when it's hard. Do not R yet.
Jon? Or no, no. I think she's already dead. Nice.
Yeah, but Loki is fine. Just hit the Herald. Hit the Herald. You're gonna use this attack speed to secure the Heralds here.
How long does the R last for long, G?
Uh, it like gets reset every time you get a kill. So whenever you get kills it lasts for longer.
Got it, got it.
Oh, so it wasn't that bad of an R if I actually ended up KXing.
She'll like mid, bro?
Uh, no, she's too uh, too healthy.
Imagine like this, I want to go top. GenC.
Imagine you're sitting there and you're an STD. You do not want to infect somebody that's young and healthy
You want to infect somebody that's old and it's gonna die. Does that make sense?
And it's the same thing with like being a jungler. You want to go in on people where it's like free kills, right?
Yep. Got it. How much away two wins, Shaq? If we get this one win.
It's like going to the retirement home, right? Like you're not gonna want to kill the random workers there to get their wills, right?
You're gonna want to be the granny's and the grandpa's does that make sense
Go for go for go for the bulls lighting you play right now the bulls taking away your Nintendo switch now you got this shit
Nice, oh you got one
No, you can't
Wait, I'm off to the side if okay, go for your out this go for your out this no back about
oh
Oh no.
It's fine. This guy's like dead though. This guy's gonna go base.
Yep.
Nice! There you go.
Gwino, Gwino, Gwino, Gwino.
Yep. So now you have the Gwino, you're gonna be good.
So you're gonna want to clear the bot side, and then afterwards you're gonna play on the dragon, okay?
Sure about play, Jog. Got it.
Yes.
Waiting to go, waiting to go.
Should I buy a boot, do you think, or am I good?
At this point, honestly, you're gonna want to get steel caps this game.
God
You're gonna go walls into ground
I'm thinking dude we got this so we're gonna do now so you're gonna pay for the walls and then gromp the dragon is up in
About 35 seconds, so we're gonna want to look on that. Okay?
Like it's genuinely free as fuck right now.
Okay, now go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
Control E. Backup.
Okay, go for the dragon.
So I'm noticing that.
Problem with you is you need to like your W channel, bro.
bro. You need to have your W channel.
Sorry, yeah hold it.
Got it, sorry sir.
This is a bit risky. The Aurelia could come here.
Okay, yeah, yeah, just finish here, you're getting on.
Sometimes big time players make big time players, here we go.
Smite at 1.4k? Nice.
No, no, no, you don't want to fight this.
So I want you to uh, walk to your red. Walk to your red.
I'm talking about you're fucking destroying this guy.
Like you're gonna sit there bro and after this game he's gonna 2-3-sub-2 and fucking moan your name every time he nuts because of how fucking like Stockholm syndrome he's just gonna be, do you understand me?
on me he's gonna sit and be like oh
jing see jing see and then you're gonna
sit there you might do what the fuck are
you doing get away from you fucking
weirdo and he's gonna be like doing that
over and over and over again every day
for the rest of his life do you
understand yeah you know what made me
man man man man man man man John met John
met brother John John okay you can go
for the fight now all 10 and kill the
Oh, that was really early. It should be fine though. Press E.
Nice! Another one! Q! Q! Nice!
There we go, man. Now do I look, uh...
No, not Baron.
No, you're going to go blue. You're going to go blue.
Yes Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Ping Baron, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh no, Jinx, you get away from the Baron please, I'm trying to kill your Tristana.
Jinx, I'm the enemy Udyr, you need to talk back to me, bro, while you do the Baron.
Uhh, hey Udyr, how's it going?
Oh Jinx, it's gonna be a lot worse for me if you take that Baron. Please stop doing it.
No dear, I have to win this so I can get a problem too dear.
Oh but Jinxie, if you don't win the game, I'll let you win another battle.
Okay, hey, alright, hey, hey, come on.
Bro Jinxie, it's a getting in the fucking mindset bro, I'm not doing this cause I enjoy it.
it
Okay, so caps and then you right-click the experimental x-fight
Now go for the boo
Yo chat if we win this game
Grab your penis grab some motion as long as the rating plus of potential
Grab your penis grab some motion throw it on the big screen and tell your girlfriend to fuck off
Yes, exactly good into this for the rest of my chat. Let's go
We are getting bronze man.
My guys, this is what you're gonna do. Every single one of you right now, if you have a girlfriend
I want you to grab duct tape right now and duct tape an iPad to her head with a screen facing you
And then you're gonna put a picture of Jinxie and while you have sex with your girlfriend
You're gonna nut to the side of Jinxie staring into your soul. Do you understand me?
Uh, champ, do not do that.
Okay, just one more, one more, one more, this one.
Walk in this bush? Maybe he's here. Walk in the bush.
Okay. Fight mid. I want to fight the Thresh. You're on the Thresh. The Thresh first.
Flash nice nice QQ E-E-E-E-E-E-E
Yes!
Okay...
I said I'm gonna play for this here.
After this, I want you to recall, look on the crab.
yes sir yes sir so Jinzy can I ask you a question what's up man how's it going
brother why are you hosting a fuck-a-fan contest I'm Matt Brown that's a rumor
spread on tiktok it's all just brain rot bullshit don't let that shit give me
your head man okay nothing you see about me in tiktok any of it it's real oh wait
I saw something saying Jinzy loves supporting local orphanages and
hospitals okay I guess that's fake too okay okay so look listen watch the enemy
red buff enemy red buff enemy red buff enemy red buff the enemy red buff now
drum mid drum mid because if you see a fight going on you're gonna go for the
fight kill kill kill oh my god please kill our our our okay and then after you
come walk man man now I don't know come in mid mid you see that that's you that
That's got Jinxie's name written all over it kill Q Q e e yes. Yes. Yes
Good now made push mid push mid
Fucking goddamn radius after that fuck a fan contest. Nope. That's not a real
Okay, so now what you're gonna do you're gonna look for the for the inner church here. Oh
My all jitties check a drag now coach. Yep. So now you're gonna go dragon
I don't know if I'm comfortable with that, coach.
look for the one here are and then kill on kill our kill our kill our kill nice
I'm nice fucking nice dude god damn it dude jinx I'm not kidding I feel these
pangs of aggression every time you make a good play like if you're in front of
me I just start squeezing your body randomly I get that sounds okay you
You don't want to feel clear. You're gonna go for the red buff, then you're gonna walk mid.
Got it, yes sir. And then I could go Scott into Baron? Or no?
Um...
You know what? No. Then you're gonna walk mid it, trust me.
Because the enemy team is gonna do something retarded.
Walk mid right now and benefit off of the retardation. Trust me.
Walk mid. Walk in the bush. In the bush.
Not too late now. Just walk mid.
Q? Nice, push mid, just push mid.
Have they tried fighting you? Now you can probably just on the game. You might not even have to baron.
Hit the turret, hit the turret. Yeah, just walk up, just walk up. You need to walk up.
Now I want you to R and kill her. R and then kill her. R and then E and then kill her.
On the Gwen, the Gwen. Nice, good. Okay now the Udyr, the Udyr. Turn on the Udyr.
THE REAL TIRT! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! KILL THE THRESH! KILL THE THRESH!
NICE!
NOW WALK WITH THE IRLIA! KILL THE IRLIA!
YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD! KILL! KILL! NOOOO! NOOOO!
YOU COCKSUCKER! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Okay, head to turrets! Head to turrets!
Toon the IRLIA! Toon the IRLIA! Toon the IRLIA! Toon the IRLIA! Toon the IRLIA!
E coming up! Toon the IRLIA! E coming up! Nice! Nice! Nice!
Why did you come here to go to the IRLIA, man? I just said turrets.
Okay, no, that's fine. That's fine. I was just getting a little too bit a little bit too crazy. Okay, so now by your death sands
You can see if you call me a one-check one more time
The only one trick you're gonna know about is the fucking roundhouse kick
They're gonna get to your temple and send you into the fucking now into hell. Do you understand me?
Okay, so now listen on respawn
It is hard to like focus when my coach is saying he's gonna kill me. You're gonna kill me. I mean come on, dude
damn
You're gonna kill me
Jinxy Jinxy Jinxy
Yes, Jinxy that should motivate you bro. I'm saying it to motivate you like do you not care about your life, bro
Do you want your brother to grow up without his brother with him?
Then saying I'm gonna kill you should be the ultimate motivation
Motivation you should thank me for telling you that bro because it shows you that I care. Do you understand?
Okay, now go for the crab and then look on the bar and soon, okay?
I'm gonna want you to listen if you see the ash on your screen you instantly aren't you too on her
Do you understand me? No, no, no
I'm from the ash the ash the ash Q ee ee ee fash fash
Yes, no Q Q you to you. No ee ee ee
I don't I don't I don't you nice
more more the flesh the flesh the flesh nice nice nice
No the one this on the what inside just pushman pushman
Don't I got a quad
That's your first ever fucking quadra kill baby now fucking reap your reward get that fucking nexus now, bro
So that's plus OP.
Okay, wait, Yi is kind of fun, I'm not gonna lie.
I would not have been able to do that with Warwick, no way.
Yes, because that's the thing, Yi is just about scaling and then going crazy once you
scale.
Hit the turrets.
You can end here.
How do I just say soul?
Turret, auto, auto, auto, you kill, you kill, you kill her instantly.
She's a fucking low bitch, dude.
Ah, one more.
It's fine, we get that.
Yep, this is show.
We kill the ad, we end, we end, we end, right?
Yeah, surely end.
No, they can't, I didn't hear you, but you're okay.
You get a little bit more playtime with your playthings. I want you to all chat that.
Say, you guys are my dolls, and I just came home from school.
That's probably the weirdest thing I ever made you type, but I'm gonna be honest, it still hits hard.
Like, that's Aura.
So you're gonna right click the guardian angel and then you're gonna buy the elixir of wrath, the red one.
So that one gives you damage and it makes you heal off of all the physical damage that you do.
Yo, Yi is fun chat. I think I'm just a faker of iron, bro. I'm not even kidding. I carry every game, bro.
Am I the faker of iron?
You honestly might be, bro. You might be.
You know what I think? I think Faker's the jinxive challenger.
Holy shit, that was hard. I'm not even gonna lie.
Yep, okay, so now look for the dragon.
Okay, this Thresh is dead. This guy's... I'm about to just kill everybody again, hold on.
I'm literally just gonna rip everyone's head off.
Alright, nice. Now go fucking crazy.
What, dude? Yes! Go! Keep going.
Two, it's up in a second.
jitty jitty jitty
okay so now listen
I want you to take the dragon and then go mid after the dragon
the dragon well jitty doesn't need the scut bro
okay so now walk mid
if they come for you you're gonna 1v5 pen to kill them
Walk mid.
Penta kill, first one ever, here we go.
Probably not, but you're going to get a 1v3 triple kill. Just walk at them.
So your order of priority is Ash, then Thresh, then Udyr.
Okay?
Got it. Ash, Thresh, Udyr, Ash, Thresh, Udyr, Ash, Thresh, Udyr.
Whatever if the Ash is...
Just going on the Thresh, going on the Thresh. But like, I want you to hold your Q.
Oh, okay. R? R?
Okay, now go on the Ash, the Ash, the Ash, now.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cue the minions coach. I'm actually sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay
Listen, that's okay. It's okay. It's okay. So now this is what we're gonna do, okay? I'll not respawn
We're just gonna play it safe and consistent. We're gonna look for the Baron and then we're gonna look for the end, okay?
My teams are pinning Baron, but I'm not back for 40 seconds. Do they have a break in their head?
Yeah, probably actually low-key probably
I'm telling you listen it's fine because you still got this shit like this game is still
the freest win that you've ever had in your entire life do you understand?
Yep.
Coach I need to win this because then I'm one off bronze and I'll literally pull my cock
out and go sit in my game of all time.
Yep.
I might even run a fucking 45 seconds a day for that one.
No 30 seconds you're gonna be okay at this you know.
Sorry, I saw
Okay, so now what we're gonna do out of base you're gonna look on the red buff. No, I can't buy it. Just go to the red buff
Push the wait top the wait top the wait first top wait
now what now go for the red and then after the red you're going to baron
everyone died can i solo baron i know baronically yes
why are we alone in there in the neck just hit just hit baron you're good
What just happened?
Lux, what the fuck are you doing?
Trust me, you're good, you're good.
E, no keep hitting it, Jinxie, stop it, you wanna keep hitting it.
Sorry, sorry.
If you run away from it, it's gonna kill you.
Okay, so instantly after this, you're gonna recall by Guardian Angel.
angel
and then you just walk med
now you're in the game
now we get a penta
oh my god this is a penta
alright because you got hit by the ash ultimate
it actually might be
it might be
going
out now
out
noice
did i get it?
why didn't i get a pentath?
your team saw your kills
i did so much damage though
it's fine let me just end, i don't care
i'll get a pentath someday
you will get your pentath someday but just not yet
They're all on respawn, so we just end on the next mini-mage.
Yep.
So now just wait for the wave and now start hitting it.
And just like that, bro...
It happened.
One off, one off, one off, one off.
Oh my god.
Shhhhhh!
Bro, Chad, I thought that was gonna be a pen job.
Seven? Yo, okay.
I'm not gonna lie, he might be better than Warwick when he scales.
Yes.
But when he's shit.
When he scales, you actually can't die.
Cause you just go invisible and you kill the squishy people and then you just keep healing.
Okay.
jing see before you queue up the YouTube viewers are gonna have to migrate to the
Twitch stream now okay I'm gonna end on YouTube I'm gonna I'm gonna end on YouTube
and then we're gonna listen to whatever you want to listen to for as long as you
want for the bronze game okay yep but before we do before we do right click on
the chosen one yep click where it says view profile
Yep, now do match history click where it says match history
No
Wait, so he dropped to iron he didn't drop to iron yet, but he's losing all his fucking games this piece of shit
He's lost
Five of his last six games. Yep. Let's go dude. There you go. It's like James. See that's the thing
You always need to have one person that you hate watch because if you hate watch them then every time they lose
You're gonna feel even better about yourself
So don't ask
Okay, this is it right. This is the iron and s-plus on the holy shit. Yo chat when he scales
You actually can't die you target this squishy people you go invisible and you just eat you
Okay, Jinxie, I wanted to open Discord and click the link that I just saw.
Okay, this is the bronze game, Dantez.
Can I go pee before I click it?
Yep, you can go pee right now.
Alright, and Dantez, if you want to speak to the chat cam, this is a historic moment for the stream, bro.
Okay.
Uh, guys, I need to piss as well, but I'll be back soon, give me a sec.
I
Jings are you sure
Dude what the fuck bro said he had a small bladder, but he's been pissing for the last like three minutes
All right guys everyone listen we need to all clasp our hands and prayer together
Everybody.
Don't ask.
This is it, bro.
Okay, Jinxie.
Yes, sir.
I have a speech for you, but you need to play that song to give me the background music that I need.
Yes, sir.
Are you ready?
Yes, sir.
Can you hear it?
I can listen.
Jinxie, I want you to understand that right now, this is your moment.
It's not about League of Legends, it's not about your stream, it's not about Riot and
it's not even about your viewers.
This moment Jinx is about you, it's about you knowing that you are capable.
It's about you sitting there on your first day of League of Legends, not knowing anything
going on, running it down, not even knowing what the fuck you even click, about everyone
laughing about you, about you having the worst experience of your life, but about you being
willing to chew again the next day, about you being willing day in, day out to learn,
to become better, to improve, to adopt, to overcome, to improvise.
It's about you being able to turn yourself into the version of you that overcomes every
obstacle.
The version of you that has always been deep within you.
The version of you, Jinxie, that turned yourself into the biggest streamer on Twitch.
The version of you that turned yourself into a champion Rainbow Six player, the version
of you that managed to become one of the biggest names on tiktok out of nowhere.
It's about you looking everyone dead in the eye and telling them you are wrong about what
I am capable of and showing them just how serious you were about what you were saying.
When it comes to Jinxie, it isn't just words, it's actions, and this action right now is you queuing up to it BRUNZE!
It's about you queuing up and hitting a rank that nobody thought you would hit, that probably not even you thought you would hit!
But you are willing to try and you are willing to learn and you are willing to deal with
the anger, with the fear, with the ridicule.
And this is your magnum opus.
This is the moment when every single game that you played over the last three weeks
has led up to.
The game where you show everyone, I am not only Jinxie, but I am a student.
The student of Don Tess, Jinxie.
You are receiving the torch that I hand to you.
You uphold the mantle of what it means to be one of North America's greatest one-tricks.
And I know that you will do some crazy fucking shit with it, because right now it's a battle
for bronze, Jinxy, but in a week it'll be a battle for silver, a month it'll be gold,
And by the end of this summer, it'll be Ludwig staring at you with fear in his eyes as you
not only overtake him, but you dominate him, that you destroy him, and then you speed past
him, nothing more than a blip on your radar as you continue your journey to the heavens.
And as Emerald gets attained, and then Diamond gets attained, and then Rude Master, and then
JALENGER!
That is your story, Jengzee, and the only thing you have to do every single day is be willing
to write another page in it, because we already know what the ending of that book is.
The only question is, do you have enough ink to get there?
That was one of the most beautiful speeches I've ever heard in my entire life, man.
But does it amp you up?
Does it make you fucking ready for the battle to come?
Coach, do you want heart style this entire V&V?
Yes, we're out for the bottle.
I'm gonna be honest, I think we need it, yes?
Okay, deal.
I think it's necessary.
Listen, right now? Right now, Jinxie, I wanted to turn off the music. I'm about to link you my playlist.
This one is called Powerful Feelings, and this is the playlist that you run when you're not just looking for hard style,
but you're looking for a fucking playlist that's going to ascend you to another dimension.
Do you think you are worthy to wield this playlist?
Then get it the fuck done
Yep, and just let it cue yep right there get it done
Fucking
This is you
the last month has led to right here right here right now jingxi and for the last two games i
wanted to understand that you were chained you were like me during the lcs broadcast you couldn't
say the things you wanted to say you couldn't do the things you wanted to do but now you're on
fucking jiddy wick baby and when jiddy wick gets locked in who i know you're feeling it in your
bones aren't you you know what the fuck you're about to do to the enemy team don't you jingxi
Yes, then let's fucking do it
I'll die I'll die in this match that's what I have to do. I'll die for this way
It's about it's about being willing to lay down your life for your legacy JNC
Let's do it, though.
And it only gets better, I'm telling you.
Start on the blue.
Clear all the way down.
Talk to Bob.
Full clear.
Remember, we don't want to over-drone right now.
I know right now, Jinxie, the caffeine is flowing through you.
I know right now, it feels like your blood vessels are expanding, that they're opening,
that your brain is receiving information and your body is replicating it, but right now
What you have to do is you have to just lock it in focus on your clear focus on doing the best fucking clear
They've ever seen I want you to insist might the grandpas you're running towards it
Let's go there you go control w and then you just started clearing this is all we have to do right now
Remember you don't want to use your W while you're clearing and jinx you this time sing
I know that right now the nerves right there, but you need to control them. This is for bronze, bro
Now let's listen to the drop while the fucking full clear occurs.
Now remember, James C, when you kill the big one, you're gonna auto-attack all the small
once once you're not going to do multiple auto attacks on them am I fucking under said
okay you're going to play on the red and then afterwards the crud's
There you go.
Don't forget to use your E-ball here, you take less damage.
Okay, you're gonna get the crabs.
Then afterwards we're gonna look on the crab here.
Control W.
Alright, now you're gonna have to look on the crab. Let's go.
Take the crab, fucking mob this motherfucker, Jamesy.
He can't contest this crab, and he can't contest the next one either.
If he fights you, you fucking kill him, you fucking kill him, you fucking kill him, if
he fights you, you fucking kill him, you hold Q, hold it!
Nice!
Now auto him to fucking death, to fucking death.
Chase, chase!
You hold your Q again, hold it.
Nice!
We call we call top god be be be fucking Christ
Then do this speech
So Vester Stallone is talking to you Jin see
this speech was yes for you so you're gonna go scuttle and then grump
play for this just play for it focus on the task at hand grump grump grump
They keep boomin'.
I'm looking really good right now, coach.
Yeah, it's looking fucking amazing.
The job's not finished.
Now remember, press her to GenC.
You told me you were capable of it.
That you were capable of using active items.
Show me that that faith was in misplaced.
Yes, sir.
We're playing on the wolves,
and then after the wolves,
we're looking on the wrappers here.
After the wrappers, the crugs are up 20 seconds.
Dragon is coming up to on a timer. It's safe, it's consistent, and it's what needs to be done. Am I understud?
Your team is winning, GenC. Press 2. Press 2. Don't forget!
Yep, there you go, Crods.
All right apparently you're a stream crash
Okay, all right good here
Okay, so now you're gonna play for the Crogs after the Crogs we look on the dragon. Okay, the Rengar is their priority is Rengar then dragon
Okay, Jynxie. I'm gonna want you to press W now. Now! Now! Find the Rengar and kill him!
Find him! JYSEN! SNIFF HIM OUT!
Smite him! Good?
Now when you choose up in a second, you're gonna have to hold your
Press two fucking Ari you're fucking piece of shit Ari
Okay, this is fine. Yep. You're gonna get my bad. Fuck fuck fuck. It's okay. It's okay. Listen. Listen. It's fine
It's fine. I could have told you to back off. I was just expecting you already moved
So now we're gonna do it. So I wanted to watch this red buff. Yes to his red to his red
Jinxie, we're putting the fight out on his fucking doorstep now.
Ignore the dragon, go straight to his red.
So now do the red, and then after the red, I want to look on the crugs.
So Rengar died. You're gonna go with Raptors and his Krugs. Am I understood? Raptors and
Krugs. I want you to join mid. Show me what's happening with the Kali. Okay, we're gonna
ignore that for now. Go to his Krugs. His Krugs.
you're clearing the crux do not use your e you can use your q but do not e you
might be 1v2 here press to while you clear fight him don't do not all yet
I'll tell you when to hold q hold it okay one more nice to this to this to the
I'm gonna kill you on...
Okay, that should be fine. I think you're gonna get stuff.
God! Why?!
Okay, so now buy your Bork, brother and king.
So now on respawn, Jengzee, you're gonna start on red.
You're gonna folk clear all the way up.
You folk clear up.
This is something that I would do here.
Okay, you're playing well in the red?
Bot to top folk here.
Now the reason why Jinx here going for the bot to top here is because if you go bot to
top then you can invade him on his raptors.
So we're playing for reinvade on his raptors, that's our next timer.
I want you to join bot, I want you to join bot while you're clearing these frags.
all right that's fine we're full carrying
play up
right now Raptors this goes fucking hard you're gonna see now look for the
are our wolves? Wolves? Blue grump into grubs. Yes. That's simple. Jinxie is the goosebumps
that you feel in your body right now as the lyrics speak to you whispering their sweet
song interiors, do you understand?
Blue Grump.
Alright, so now it's Grump and then after we're going to look on the rafters, or on
the grubs here.
Don't forget to use your TM at.
There you go.
Now you go on the crab.
This crab?
Jungman.
Nothing to do with it.
After this crab you go to some crugs.
You fucking stomped his skull and on crugs.
I want you to crush his head like a summer.
W, W, W, W, W!
And then on him when you're in range!
No!
Okay, you have to back up now.
set it up bush, set it up bush, set it up bush
he's gonna walk into, set it in the other bush
the other one up, up, up
he's right there
okay back up, back up, back up
you want me to say
e, e, e, e
nice, kill, yes, yes, too
best suit, best suit
okay, close, that was okay
it's okay, it's okay, they make a difference
okay, right click on it bro, run king, let's go
They are dead, but they have no dreams.
That's you, Jensie.
If you have no dreams, you are dead.
Do you understand?
Death.
The dreamers rise!
Are you willing to do what it takes to achieve that dream?
Yes, yes.
Then clear your boss out and then get that fucking dragon.
Now!
It's fine, you have time to clear your bot side.
He won't be able to clear it before you get your ult up, so we're playing for your ultimate
timer on the dragon so we need to give it a little bit of time. After this you're going
dragon but I want you to look for a fight on them let's walk up dog do not
ult do not ult okay hold on hold on hold on damn it I can't ARR why can't I not ARR
so you did but the problem is that you just target the wrong person
Rengar was really low so you have to play on him
are you jinxing I want you to skip this song and click the next one after it then
And now we are free one.
There you go.
This is what we need right now.
Go to the dragon.
You are a fucking gladiator, Jinx.
Did you understand me?
You're in the fucking arena right now with tens of thousands of onlookers.
I wanted to imagine the little boy that you were when you started streaming.
Would you ever have imagined that 60,000 people would watch you hit bronze in League of Legends?
Would you ever have imagined that a stadium, Jinxie, a fucking stadium, of all the workers
would hear your name?
Then I want you to do them fucking proud because they could be anywhere, but right now they
are here, so you need to give them the fucking performance that they deserve.
Fight.
press W and go in chase this okay look back on the Jag, look back on the Jag
they already backed off they look back they backed off remember we chased as
far as until it's not good anymore
So now what you're going to do is you're going to look for- GO IN! GO IN! Go for the
Sona, that's your name written on red yes, the blue
This is your moment Jin see fucking sees the day
Go through your red buff lots of top folk there
You're going to be looking red all the way to Gromp.
Jynxie, I know that so far I've always told you that all these games are about you and
what you could accomplish, but I just want you to know that right now, out there, somewhere
in the world, there is one person looking at your journey and they're taking inspiration
from it. There is one person witnessing what you're doing in League of Legends and thinking
that maybe they could apply it to their own life. They're seeing you go through this process,
go for your rafters. Day by day, they're watching you get better and burn and they're thinking
to themselves, if he can do it, maybe I can too. There are people out there, Jinxie, where
they are relying on you to succeed.
But for them, this game, it means more than you could ever know.
Because if they give effort and if they give it their all,
then maybe they would be able one day to achieve the things
that you have been able to.
So it's not just about you, Jamesy.
It's about a message that is even greater than you.
Do you get that?
It's a message that anything is possible as long as you set your mind to it.
A message that you can overcome whatever circumstances are in your life so long as you are willing
to put in the work necessary to do so.
A message, Jinxie, that you could go from the worst player in iron with not a single
clue on how anything works to being somebody that dominates consistently in every lobby
that they get inside of. Now play for this, Herald, and after the Herald, I want you to
Look on the crab and just allow the music to fill you right now.
It's not wanting to go through the young, he's fighting, you want that.
Okay, you're gonna recall here.
recall recall
you're gonna want to finish your titanic hydro first you have enough gold for the
titanic hydro
it's in the commonly built twenty one hundred
if you want to make your dream become a song we need it
go to the crugs
this is what we need in our ear right now
this is what we fucking need it
We're gonna play on the Raptors here. After Raptors, we're gonna look for the topside soon.
Jinxie, that was you when you were doing with Muda and he was running you down every game.
He just didn't come through, do you understand me?
And now you're about to sit here and show everybody that when you're alone, you're capable
of more than what anyone could have thought possible.
Alright, after this, I want you to run to the gromp and then you're going to invade the
enemy red boss.
You're gonna want to steal all their topside.
Now go for the Krugs, you're gonna saw the Krugs.
You're gonna go Krugs, Red, and then Raptors.
Alright, get the Red buff and then afterwards the Raptors.
It's not over until I win!
Okay, you're gonna look on the wrappers. After this, you're gonna play on the dragon.
We're playing it safe and consistent. We don't need to overplay right now.
We just gotta keep doing what we're doing.
I'll tell you to go in if I see an angle for it.
Just look towards the dragon.
Press W and R now.
W and R now.
W and R now.
Nice.
Hold Q.
E. Flash.
Flash in.
Flash in.
You want all of this.
This is you.
Back up and go dragon.
Back up and go dragon.
Back up and go dragon.
to the people that are living their dreams of the people that know that it's
back up and go jogging back up go jog until you win
What if we have that kind of attitude that cars repossess, nobody believes in you, you've lost the kid and the kid and the kid, the likes of her.
Jinxy, can I just ask you one question though?
You're reviewing everything I say.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Who the fuck is here?
Who is witnessing greatness as it materializes in front of our eyes?
Who is watching history be made?
Yes!
Now James I want you to sit back in your chair and I want you to watch the animation that
plays in 35 seconds.
I want you to sit with every emotion that you have in your body right now and I want
you just sit back and let the biggest smile that you've ever had overtake
your face. You can turn off the hard sound now.
And I want you to just realize that you just did something here today. Open
your lead client. Open your lead client now. Fast. You're gonna miss it if you
don't. Wait. Three, two, one.
People said I was going to quit in the first day.
People said it would be like giving a caveman a can of soda.
People said I would give up instantly.
Now I'm Bronze 4.
It's so beautiful.
It's so beautiful.
It's so gorgeous.
It has way more color than iron.
Now you know what you have to do, Jinxie?
Should I jerk off to it?
Later tonight, yes.
But if you really want to ascend in your right of passage as a league player,
You're going to screenshot that screen.
Hivise is going to get you an image of the promoted to bronze form.
And then you're going to post that shit on Twitter.
Because as a league player, the second you make any kind of progress, the world needs
to know.
Do you understand?
Yes.
So take a picture, Hivise screenshot it, and then I post it in Twitter.
Yep.
But it needs to be of the screen that initially popped up, that big like promoted that took
over your whole screen.
You earned it, bro.
Hi guys.
Go back into the, let me take off my tie.
Hi guys.
Go back into the VOD, hi guys.
and take the screenshot of promoted to bronze fourth place.
Highbys, go back into the bar and take a screenshot of when it said promoted to bronze fourth place.
Dantes, here's what's gonna happen.
I'm listening.
Every time I'm ever close to a rank, whether it's silver, let's say I'm bronze one,
or it's gold, let's say I'm silver one,
or it's platinum, let's say I'm gold one.
We're just going to do fucking marathons and we're not going to stop until I rank up or kill myself in-game.
And before you know it, I'll be the newest challenger to ever start the game.
Do you want to hear something crazy? Genzi?
Yes, hi guys, that's a beautiful screenshot by the way. God, I love you, hi guys. Wow, that's fucking beautiful, hi guys. You done good, son.
Now, hi guys, send that to me in Discord DMs, please. Thank you.
There are only three more of those screens separating you and Maudwick.
And the craziest thing, as you learned it today, the only thing it took wasn't you,
Vod reviewing or doing anything crazy.
It was you just playing, bro.
That's all it took.
And if you just play, I'm telling you,
you're going to be able to do shit
that nobody thought was possible.
Hi, guys.
Send it to me in discord.
Please.
Yo, don't ask.
What's up, JNC?
going to become challenger. I know you will. I just like made it up in my mind that I'm
just going to become challenger. And I'm telling you this is the thing you genuinely can be.
As long as you're sitting there and you're actually listening to the things I'm telling
you. As long as you're actually trying to actively incorporate it in your games. And
And as long as you're actively logging games and playing games, you will be challenger.
There's not a doubt in my fucking mind.
Thank you, man.
And I'm just gonna, I'm gonna pass you, I'm gonna pass title one, and I'm gonna go for
faker, bro.
I just, I found it, bro.
This is, uh, I haven't enjoyed a game this much since I started playing Rainbow Six Siege.
that was 11 years ago, or 10 years ago.
Ah, wow.
I'm gonna fuck everyone in the ass in this game.
If you QNA servers in your jungler,
just prepare to be ganked wide open
in your little rectum.
I'm going to run this fucking region, bro.
I'm gonna be gonna run this region.
Like, there's something about this game
where it's like earlier today,
like that Kane or Kale or whatever her name is, Kale,
I literally wanted to like put my hands on her, or him.
Sorry, not her.
I wanted to put my hands on that game player,
but I didn't allow it to overcome me.
And three hours later, I was born sick.
Yeah, and that's what I told you, bro.
That's why even me, I woke up this morning,
I lost three in a row.
And it's like by the end of tonight,
either I'm gonna break even,
or there's never gonna be a coaching again,
because I'll be swinging from the ceiling fan.
but one of those two things is going to be true.
And all it takes is you being willing to cure up
for the next game to make it a reality.
Yes, bro.
And how many days do you have to get challenged here?
Because I didn't forget about feeding the shit out of you.
Uh, including today?
Yes, bro.
Four.
OK.
So you need, you have four days to get challenged here.
How many wins do you need?
Because I will beat the ever-living fuck out of you
if you don't get channeled through that test.
Probably like 12.
Yeah, so you need to get to work like now.
But before I get off, I need to hate watching Luda
and FaceTime him.
Yep.
I'm telling you, this is going to be the highlight of your day,
bro.
Just hate watching everyone while getting your own linsen.
turn off the stream turn off the stream turn it off turn off we don't yeah he's
running we don't want to ruin the moment
have I send the send it in discord so I can tweet it please
just send it to me in a discord DMs and then I can tweet it thank you I best
appreciate you all right GenC get some rest bro you are dead yeah what should my
What should it be, bro?
How about this?
At Ludwig, I'm coming for that ass.
No, no, no.
How about this?
How about just this one's for all the people that said I'd never be able to do it?
Any emoji?
You don't need an emoji, Jinxie.
The message is in the screenshot.
So, Contest, I just want to say, bro.
You have been one of my favorite human beings that I've ever met in streaming in my entire
life.
Like if it wasn't for you man, and I'll put this on my life.
If it wasn't for you, Don Tess, there's a 0% chance I would have played League for a
month straight.
But you made the game so much more fun than the game actually is, bro.
You genuinely made it.
I'm gonna be honest with you, GenC.
You did the same for me, but with streaming instead.
it's not a joke when I say that I genuinely think that if it wasn't for all this I wouldn't
even be streaming anymore. I was actually planning on like taking a big step back like a few
days before you actually hit me up for coaching the first time so you know it's like just
know that whatever was I did for you with League you did it for me but a thousand times over.
That is a beautiful fucking message man. Well don't test you got to get to work, bro
You got to get challenger. I'm about to I'm literally probably gonna jerk off to this bronze screen
And then I'm gonna get right back to the chopping block tomorrow
Sounds good to me, bro. It's time for the silver grind now and Ludwig
I'm coming for that ass
You said I'd never hit you said I never pass you you called yourself
What was it an unreachable or reaching the end of the universe?
That sentence is gonna live with me for the rest of my life
Ludwig, I'm coming for that ass boy and in game out of game. I don't care Ludwig
You let a fire under my anus, bro
All right, John says I work bro. It's your childhood. I gosh you're a good one
Peace out. Don't ask me later bro. Have a good night, bro. Of course in you, too
All right, let's do guys
Now, it's time for the solo queue part of the day, fuck me, oh man, guys, I'm gonna be honest,
I was having so much fun with the coaching team that I almost forgot about this incident,
but it's like, listen, it's y'all, the only thing we need to do, I honestly think, is
I just do not let the fucking lost streaks affect me from walking heck from every game
Like genuinely like as long as I don't let the lost streaks affect me and like lock and round and bullshit every game
I'm tying guys. It's gonna be good. Yo, you guys know motherfucking
one sec though play this world
Juicer song
Time for the real grind now. Yep. It's like listen a we spend the good part of today with the jing see bronze grind
now it's time for our own challenger grind
W COSTUME TODAY
yeah that's what I'm talking about
that's what I'm talking about the COSTUME TODAY
I'm saying I just didn't get my cat out
give me a sec
HECKEY NO
alright guys let's do it
Yo, you guys know motherfucking Doddle? Best heckle in the world.
Where is it?
But uh, Jesus guys, for all the fucking subs and everything today, I know I wasn't able
to thank a lot of you guys, but genuinely thank you guys all so much as well.
So the, come on, thank you Heddy, appreciate it bro.
But they're on 31 sub, come on.
And a 0-3 in the sub, Occhito, Mekoroid, IQ, Scarecrow, Low Yolkaz, holy shit, Chris, Dunny.
Bro, what the fuck?!
Wait, Ricky, CZap, he has to fill his subspecieshad.
Raid time!
Wait, what do you guys mean, raid time?
Jinxie Raid!
Okay, listen, Jinxie, listen to me right now.
today I watched you go five wins one loss in league of legends and now it's my
turn bro because we started the day off 0 and 3 but I'm telling you we will not
lose anymore it's like now we cannot lose anymore thank you bro holy shit
oh did you already tweet it
I got no motherfuckin' doddle
So once we're all on that side, never be able to do it
Yup
Alright now
There we go
The fuckin' best student on the planet, baby
Holy shit
Dude, I'm telling you, it's gonna be so fuckin' hype
Not watching the climb just over
Cause silver and gold is gonna be where it becomes fun
But
No
Okay, guys, we might need to chill on the chat messages. So I don't know why
Like dude, I don't think it's been this fast for a while. What the fuck?
But thank you guys
And a jinx you think for the radar as well appreciate. Thank you
Wait, what what the fuck is actually wait what and glasses the wange
uh... depressing as for the subs as well
uh... that guy from the five kids
benches and the sub cyber do lonely
to the okio guys like
no you guys are starting
if you keep subbing i genuinely won't be able to thank all of you
but i'm not even like saying this to be like
i genuinely will not be able to thank everyone like it
and uh... i'm a person that i'm glad i didn't know so that's all the loss in
the sub jeffrey
I think I'm in the gift snorkel robert eiler thing else for the subs
We change down the fifty gifted pre-shad. Thank you, bro
Okay, yo, well, I didn't be able to
guys I'm not even trying to bait like I genuinely don't think I'll be able to
thank everybody
oh my god oh Jesus I carry what the fuck on give a second oh shit win the
challenge will I be this game and dominance it in the five gets to two
Thank you. Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, what?
Wait, okay guys like
Guys
No, this is okay, wait, hold on. Hold on listen listen. Okay, this will do. Okay. I'm gonna attempt
to thank everyone after this game but for now I think the best thanks I could
give you guys is us stomping this fucking lobby. Are you guys ready for it?
Are you guys ready for a bit of a fucking stomp this game? Is everybody
ready for a fucking crazy stomp? Let's do it.
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna put on the top debott here. We just have top debott and then after
you look on the crab but holy fuck no you guys are actually insane what the fuck
yo you guys know mother fuck it don't fuck it's thank you guys holy shit okay
listen like this organ okay we're gonna play for the top to bot focus and then
after it's we're gonna play on the uh-oh so now it's just about we go blue and
then after it's we're gonna look grump and then we play on the rest of it now
the only thing about this game is I can't go standing top team calm is gonna be
kind of hard because they have like Tarak and Yasuo and they're also like a lot of tanks right so as a result
There's no chance at all that I could ever go for like any kind of any kind of like assassin type build
So jumping enough to go for more of like a bruiser well done
So now we're gonna start playing for the wolves and then after the wolves we're gonna look on the rest of all take care
Holy shit.
Dude, what the fuck.
Okay, so anyways, what we're getting to now is we're going to look for the bot side clear
and then afterwards we'll begin.
So we know that the Jarvan is clearing.
I'm pretty sure it works as bot side if I'm not mistaken.
He definitely didn't saw his food as per show.
But the good news is that our blind has prior.
So since our blind has prior, it means that any play that we go for,
for it. We can actually look on uh, like a bot play.
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' Dota? Best hack from in the world.
200 subs in 5 minutes. No, it's actually like insane.
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' Dota?
Okay so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the uh, the red buff and then after
the red buff we're gonna look on the Krugs.
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' Dota?
What?
Best hack from in the world.
So now what we do is we look on the crab and then after the crab
I guess, I mean maybe even before the crab we could look for some kind of team pipe on board
So you see how the Javan is backing off?
Well we need us for a bind so now randomly I can scare him, that's a good play
So the reason why I smited that was because if I don't smite him and there's a chance that maybe I end up like getting
the crabs stolen by the rice queue. So now what we're going to do is play on the top
crab and then afterwards we're going to get them.
Can't escape that, can't run!
And then now I could reset, but look at how low the Cassante is in Yasumata.
So what we're going to do is we're going to wait for the Zon to push us in and then we're
going to see if we look for a fight. Now the only reason why I'm a little bit worried,
to be honest, is because the Jarvan could be here over here.
Because we don't own the job in Risa, right?
So if he's running straight top and we go for the start, then we're fucked.
Unlike he actually was, so like the job in was going to counter that play.
So it's actually really good that we didn't go for a play there.
Run ads! No, no, no, I'm not running ads.
If I run ads, you guys miss all in the gameplay, we can't do that.
The subs are more than, more than crazy.
Like, we don't need to do any ads.
But thank you guys all so much.
Yo, you guys know what the f**k is the hodl?
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the top to bottom clear, and then afterwards, we're gonna look on the dragon.
Yo, you guys know motherf**kers know what the f**k is the hodl?
So they're just playing on this here?
Like grump wolves, wrappers.
This crooks up in like 30 seconds, right? So look how mad at you do the same.
Hey!
Oh
Make this song louder
You guys hear this so I can do and stop giving you guys ads
I'll give you guys a little bit of louder heart song, okay?
It's like that's a compromise I can make
So we're gonna now is we're gonna look for the Raptors and after the Raptors we're gonna look on the drugs there
I
Know we just like on these
I wonder if you'd be able to actually look for pleasure
W100 wait what?
Wait, HOLY SHIT!
Nice, that's huge.
But wait, Pipps, what the fuck? Holy shit, thank you!
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for a reason that we should be getting.
you
you
you
you
you
you
to be folk here this thing is realistically been a part we said right now I don't be able
to get this so
all right so what we're gonna do is we're gonna see if we can play on the tubs
about folk here and then we'll maybe look for some kind of like bot plays here
So you guys have the Javin gang top just now? I'm gonna see if there might be a
chance and we could actually look on the Raptors and see what's nice because like
realistically even though this game looks hard I think there might be a chance
so we could actually play for something insane here. Let me go like rappers in
the cugs and efforts like botcankers some shit. I like botcrap I mean.
So sweet
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' total?
Best half of the world
Ok, so now 2200 gold for our shojin here
I don't know if we can do anything
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' total?
Best half of the world
Well, I may actually wait
I may because I saw the Ryzen rotating down
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' total?
Best half of the world
Is there any chance of us fighting here?
Oh, shit.
I can't do this, I think.
No, wait!
Okay, no, this ish looks decent, though.
Has your big shutdown?
Is there any chance I kill a Tark 2?
Ah, fuck that sucks. Probably just his ish here.
I
Ampeltier
Guys again, yes all so much stop asking for ads. No no ads today
I'm giving you guys even more suffering
It's watching me play with my one and um, no actually like two and fourteen mid and ball a
I say that's how we're gonna make you guys suffer
Instead of ads you guys are gonna be suffering by having to watch for these guys
That's what we're gonna do here
Okay, so now we're gonna do is we're gonna look on the rafters here
Nice another in data is super good for me
Best hack in the world
No, don't forget the Jarvan is going full-etality, right?
Which means that he's gonna be killable
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLT?
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Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLT?
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Why is Yasuo here?
You know what, if everyone lives, then that's actually like, chill for us
You guys don't motherfuckin' don't!
That's not good.
Yo, you guys don't motherfuckin' don't!
Wow.
Yo, you guys don't motherfuckin' don't!
Guys, this is a fucking rough one. Jesus.
They're turbo feeding? You better not lose so much HP.
Yeah, we're gonna go minus 30 for this game.
Well, yeah, plus 30 if we went in soul sync.
Alright, so I think now's the only go for this than I'm assuming to do.
Okay, so now that our play is gonna be a certain go for Ruby Crystal and after we'll see if we can look on the, uh...
Maybe like some kind of like dragon play here.
I
Got done ties you're not built for the big leaps go back to being a shitty coach and shit though
Fuck that I do to this guy
Yo, what the fuck did I do to this guy? I'm streamer mode on to holy shit
But I got the thing I was all so much
It's not we're gonna do so you're gonna look for the crugs and after crugs and look on the wrappers
So be rappers and after afters we're gonna see we maybe look on like either the crab or the wolves here
I don't think the idea of going to the jogging contest here. I'll meet our shorts
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna go for the boss and after we also
look up the uh, the wrappers here.
Just gonna meet the autist and we can focus.
I wonder if we'd be able to actually look up this here.
You know what, Jarvan is falling right?
So what if we use the black guy's coins to just secure the Herald for free?
I'm just gonna actually really get first.
I'm in analogy.
It's like you get in a car accident,
and you lose like both your arms and people tell you that you can never be a master like pitcher right in baseball.
But then you learn how to pitch with your feet, and against all odds, you end up making it to like,
being the starting pitcher for like a high school team.
Right?
But now it's like it's not going to be a problem, I'm not...
Alright, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on this here, and then after that we're gonna simply maybe look on the uh, another play.
and we get Supins on heck of a Zahem
I mean bro low key RZR isn't that bad
like I know this is gonna sound crazy but I'm actually going to play this one out
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' Stone?
Like I'm genuinely boring town, I should play this one out here.
You died, I'm on the way!
Oh!
Jesus.
Can't escape that, can't run!
I mean this is like next double crazy rock
the enemy team is okay fucking obsessed with me bro, gotta make sure we fucking uh
like i'm gonna be real there might be a chance i actually get some kills here
I
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna be honest yo guys we do need the fucking circumstance holy shit what the fuck is going on
Okay, let's hear a new share.
So right now, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, our state in the game, it looks a bit
rough.
But it's not unwinnable.
Like there's still a chance.
On a scale of 1 to 10, maybe like a 0.01.
But it's like still a chance, none of the loss.
guys the notifications are sign catch up now thank god holy shit and they pass all
again
it's cuz the thing is Jinxie needs like an out-of-the-box approach you know and
I think I'm the most out of the box that you could possibly be.
I think my best angles are just up for this here.
So probably gonna have to end up giving this dragon, aren't we?
But I can resing on my black fever.
The only question is, can we solo skin long enough that I get my serpents?
That's a real question.
Would we be able to solo long enough that we actually get our serpents?
serpents
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin don't best hacker in the world
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin don't
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' BONE?
That's not gonna work.
Like, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, it's a rough one.
Maybe there's actually an angle though, okay?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' BONE?
Like, I'm actually gonna run in on the Yasuo here with my sawhand.
If we get a shutdown or even two.
Yo, don't! I'm hungry!
oh my god where
i died but it's fine i died but it's fine does he have passive nice okay so he actually has passive
so it's here got a thousand gold bounties i haven't got about 650 gold
This is what we need right now, if we can get our serpents, it's winnable, like I know
it's a crazy game for us to sit here and sit up we can win, but there might actually be
chance genuinely like it might actually be a chance
all right we're gonna see if I could look for the top to bottom
here maybe even like boss atop is burned now to top to bottom
so it's here now has two completed items he's so down about
Uh, looks very fucking rough, Loki.
It's like we had a teamfight and I was like, oh well maybe we can actually win a fight and then it ended in the most horrible way ever.
So I don't know how I feel about our chance of winning anymore.
But it's like, I had an OLC.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLE?
You guys whiter than he said I'm looking to Revenant Rise, but fuck there's Revenant
even here in this context.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLE?
You guys know motherfuckin' DOLLE?
You guys know motherfuckin' DOLLE?
You guys know motherfuckin' DOLLE?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't?
Best Hecker in the World.
Alright, well that's on good.
Ooh, wait a second, hold on, we're getting the cleaver prox, are you getting the cleaver prox?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't?
Best Hecker in the World.
Okay, so we actually managed, dude, it's here we got another 1,000 gold bouncy off the jarvan.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't?
Should we actually have a hope?
Best Hecker in the World.
Like is there actually a chance yes or no
Also fight out there if we're gonna bring him this far might as well bring all the way to the other side
if I could have actually gotten my two off there that would have been huge now it's
just come in but he doesn't have a ult
No, you guys know motherfuckin' Donal?
Best hacker in the world.
No, no, no, not in this, Silo.
Wait, no, no, no, there might be a chance. There might actually be a chance.
Ronan, you might be on to something, bro.
There might be a fucking chance here.
We need to...
Can't test the soul.
Oh
Okay
It's like it does it automatically it's on manual
That's a new show.
Hey, Loki, I think our best bet is we just play on the topside here and then after all we're gonna get it.
No guys, I'm gonna be able to finally get serpents, but there is some bad news.
I think we already lost.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm kidding.
Funny story.
Can you tell us a funny story funny story?
Best Hex in the World!
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?
Best Hex in the World!
Wait, did we hold?
You died! I don't believe it!
Hold on!
WAIT!
Guys, guys, wait, wait, wait!
normally don't get money out but you are absolutely amazing
awww thank you i appreciate that
NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO
wait guys i'm not kidding we might actually still be able to win this one
NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO
guys i'm not even kidding you it's still fucking winnable
like it's genuinely still fucking winnable
NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?
That's Hacker for the World.
I feel like we're gonna die.
Okay, so our turrets are gonna be spawning half way, and they have two thirds.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?
That's Hacker for the World.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?
That's Hacker for the World.
Guys, could we please play through Medchera's 5?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
Best hacker in the world.
Aw, alright, now I'm lost.
Thank you, I won't.
Holy shit.
No, I can't.
Guys, Robby gifted and everything, I can't sell so fucking much.
Bro!
mom
Fuck
They guys are actually fucking the same thing as all of us Jesus Christ
Oh man
What a sad game though
Fuck me sad fucking game
Okay, guys, you're gonna have to give me like one minute because I need to like be for my cats who thingy
I
Think you're for almost five years and then you have to dance to it
We're also happy and proud of you
You deserve all of this right see like
So you guys know what the fucking don't
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' DOLLE?
Yo you guys know Motherfuckin' DOLLE?
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLTLE?
That's hecka in the world.
WHAAAAAT?
You're the little father gentle and you are the people.
So you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
That's not from this world
HAHAHA
We can't escape that
Time's run
HAHAHA
So you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
That's not from this world
Oh guys the cats have been fed we're getting out fuck I'm so pissed I lost
but like I'm gonna be honest I thought that was just an unmanable game no
but realistically what can we have what can we have like actually done like
real shit
alright
777 subs but actually fucking insane by the way
but that's actually fucking insane Jesus
Alright, let's see guys.
Okay, listen, I know that back game was rough, but I'm gonna be honest guys, I think my next
one could be good.
I need to thank everyone, yeah again, thank you guys all so fucking much.
Is there any way, okay look, this is what we can do, okay?
Fine guys, this will do.
I'll scroll down to the list and I'll just thank you guys as I scroll down.
You guys don't motherfuckin' don't!
But son, can he talk?
No. What the...
NECK!
WHAT THE FUCK!
Holy shit!
Almost five years since I was announced at Kinova.
Yeah, it's been a wild ride.
But then you guys saw so much on.
We're gonna scroll down now.
Well this is all, oh my god, and it was me there and all the gifts as well.
Thank you.
We're all so proud and happy for you brother.
Never give up man.
This is actually wild.
Oh guys, thank you all so fucking hard.
Okay, we need to actually get a juicer game going though.
They banned Hecarim.
Guys, which hand do we play if Hecarim is banned?
Like what are we thinking about it?
It's like Loki, what are we thinking here?
So it's Shaco and Yunara.
More!
THE VOLUME SHOW!
Yo, what the fuck?
bro 200!
bro, him and his team, what the fuck dude!
holy shit thank you!
and they blow up what the fuck they even 25 as well!
where we actually got to a thousand subs...
no dude like...
we actually got to a thousand subs today
what again dude this is literally like the I'm not even getting like the third
day this week it happens holy shit now thank you guys all so much holy fuck dude
that's actually insane. That's actually crazy. No, it's actually like wild. Like, okay, just
so you guys can understand, right? Just just so you guys can understand. So two months
ago, we had 1200 subs in an entire month. Just so you guys can understand. Two months
ago we were at a thousand hundred subs the month before thousand five hundred the
month before thousand four hundred right it's a cat and it's wait what's he
wearing whoa heck you look really cool
No, it's like baby. Why are some fucking crazy?
What
Lucky good 75 but no, I got like almost more subs today than I did in the entire month of streaming back
What
More great for me.
No.
More shopping.
No, no shopping.
House.
Okay.
Yo, you guys don't motherfucking don't!
More food in the world.
And more food.
And more cats.
And more food.
Okay guys.
Stop it!
Stop it!
Okay, sorry.
You don't want to get me all those things.
Yeah, no, I want that more than anything.
Hey!
Me too!
Me too!
Me too!
Me too!
Me too!
Me too!
Me too!
Me too!
Let's buy you a G-Wagon.
I don't even have a driver's license.
Let's buy you courses to get your driver's license.
Yeah, but you promised me that.
Yeah, I know.
Okay, I know not this.
It's like a baby bit.
Yep.
That's for cats.
Did you feed the oint?
Yeah, I did.
Why is he scratching the floor?
Because he's so hungry.
He's so dumb, dumb, tats.
Guys, he's scratching the floor.
He's so hungry.
He's so dumb, dumb, tats.
I'm gonna, you know, guys, this is what you have to do.
If you have a partner, okay, listen to me.
This is very good advice, especially if you're financially dependent on your partner.
It doesn't matter what gender you are.
If your partner makes money and you're financially dependent on them,
it's your duty to spend their money.
And the reason why is because if they lose money,
they need to work harder to make more money to not be broke.
So basically, by spending their money,
you're making them be motivated to work more,
so you're supporting them.
Wait, that's actually a good point.
That's what I'm saying.
That's why I want your credit card.
OK, one thing at a time.
W philosophy, though.
Thanks.
All right.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
I need to focus because I'm only four on the day though, so you go watch the show.
Yeah, I wanted to bring you your phone so I got the food, but then I saw this on the floor and put it on the way there.
Nice.
Alright, let's go.
Okay, so now all we do is we just play for the red and say Crags then after that we're going to look on the crab here.
Alright, thanks.
Okay so now what we do is we just play around in the Krugs and after Krugs we look on the
crab.
But the only problem is I don't know if I'll be able to actually get the clear done in
the final.
Bro starting next patch the Anakir is going to be retarded by there.
We're going to get there like 10 seconds later to crab.
who she goes back
i'm gonna kill myself
but
on a smash at that too
so she could have got rid of the uh... the initial shake one gauge
so that's what
maybe maybe maybe maybe she doesn't realize that
We in someone now.
See them wrong? I'll see a dog.
Okay, so now we're gonna do something and see if we can look on the uh, oh, I mean, she doesn't have flash, baby.
Oh, this is huge.
Jump in one second, I need to wait for my Q.
Game saved, game saved, game saved, game saved, game saved!
We're good now.
I don't really like the idea of ganking young to be honest, because what if he has Fosh?
Especially with all my camps respawning.
Yeah, I've got my count in spawning, we just haven't found this right now.
Ooh, good soul kill.
So now we can just play top to bottom and then we can go come dragon.
So we're going to put on the gromp now and then after gromp we're going to look on the
wolves and to the rest of the clear.
Let me show you.
So now we're going to put on the wrappers and after wrappers we're going to look on the
the cards as well
yo you guys know motherfuckin dole?
happy birthday
bro it's not my birthday
dude why does everyone always, dude
porsche you came in the chat yesterday
and you said it was my birthday then too
it's not my fucking birthday dude
it was my birthday I'd know
but it's certainly not my birthday
Feels like my birthday
The shitty thing about turning 20 is that the second you turn 20 you never know how old you actually are anymore
Like you'd be like 20 23 25 29 like you're never gonna know your age. You're just like 20
Any realers in the job. Hey, it's actually real
It'll just like forget your age
I'm not bad at smite, so I'm not even gonna dance like I'm this.
Whaaaaat?
Please kill him.
BAAA!
Oh my god...
OOOOOOOH!
Bro, guys I'm gonna be honest, while he's speaking on birthday, I need to show you guys this TikTok that I made once.
Like, it actually just jogged my memory and I can't think of anything besides this one TikTok that I just wanted to show you guys.
You guys are gonna laugh hard as fuck by the way, it's actually hilarious.
I'm so mad right now!
It's my birthday in six months, okay?
So I messaged my friend and I tell him I want an early birthday gift, right?
So he says, oh, it's your birthday in six months.
What do you want me to get you?
And I tell him a $20,000 Louis Vuitton bag, okay?
Not hard.
hard and you want to know what this guy tells me this friend he says that's too
expensive so I tell him I say if that's too expensive just get another job
I'm not worried about the fact that the Shaco is as fast as he is, but it shouldn't really matter.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Donal?
That's better than the world.
Okay, so now we do this, we're gonna look on the red, and then after the red, I'll see if I can actually play on the, uh, on the cards.
Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.
I'm not even kidding, I actually might be able to solo carry now.
Or a farming.
Bitch.
Oh wait, wait a minute.
The good news is I'm 3 kills right now, so actually I'm a really nice spot.
There's just my ashes on the bottom of my body so it's not gonna be fucking serious.
Oh, I mean do you really want to see?
I can show you.
So before the Jinxy streams, this is where we were at.
So we were peeking for like a few years and then we kinda just like were falling off consistently
over the course of a few years.
The problem was like 800 to 1000 maybe and then Jinxy happened which is crazy because
like N, I don't know, it's just been unreal.
and
and
oh good trade though good trade though good trade though w fucking trade though
okay so now we can do something about culture and after we look for more
okay so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for I want to play for
merch hats honestly so it's a look for the
no key I'm gonna skim my top so we're just gonna concentrate to dragon I'm this
might actually be better
Jenny took you under his wing the same way did he took Justin Bieber right
well not sure I read that one oh yes you know what we're gonna do so you're
look for this year
maybe on the seas as long as we get this dragon to be significant for us
so
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest like it's fucked up for me to like miss my smite there if I didn't miss my smite
There would have been way better
All right, so you know so I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play for the honesty I
Think my best angle would just be going grubs out of base. I don't think that we see whatever can test me in some data
Do you have a playlist thing that shows fire?
Yeah, we do have an explanation for a playlist.
This one is called Conqueror.
So, Shaco's already going to clear the topside by the time we get there, out of the grubs.
Oh wait, this might be huge.
That can't run!
It's been like, it's been unreal. Like, I don't know.
The last few months, a few weeks about their action.
It just, it just feels like a gym that you're gonna wake up from one day, you know what I mean?
That's the best I can explain it.
So now we're gonna do some play on this.
They might even do this, we might just look for the bulbs and then maybe like, rest the
bot side.
So you guys know motherfuckin' don't mess with the world?
Yes, we're gonna look raptors all the way to Krugs and after we look on Vod, 70 seconds
on our flash stream.
Alright guys, second I get that Zoner, so oh, it's gonna change a lot.
So this is controlled it so we know that there's on a board here.
If I can run my chun
I knew motherfuckin don't, that's heckle the whole world
oh my god fucking close bro that turn was lowkey fucking sick that turn was lowkey kind of fucking sick i'm not gonna lie
But we almost got it done on the fucking 10-9.
And Zach there, 5 free shot.
Thank you, Ron.
Thank you, Ron.
I appreciate that.
Alright, let's see what we do now.
Okay, so I think now we just pray for this, and then we'll look on the Seekers.
We're going to want to look on this here now.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Zodiac?
I mean, but I'm gonna be honest, me and H.R.O.X.T. maybe I'll carry our disabled Ash here.
Like, there might be a chance.
Like, Real Talk might actually have a chance at outcarrying this.
It's like you're on one of those, like, boat racing teams where you have, like, the fucking, like, the paddles, right?
Right, and you have one guy that just has no arms
Right, so he's just like kicking his feet on either side while he like bounces up and down in the middle of the fucking boat
You know
But it's like then you have another guy that's been doing steroids from time. It was like six months old
So it's like maybe he can out carry the dead weight. You know I'm talking about
all right best angle let's walk off here
Okay
Now remember we saw our seekers
I should run for that fuck I told I told I told I told it
join my live guys all right let's see what you have to offer bro
I mean listen, base 8 year old bro, he might be 8th but he knows when the government's
fucking everyone.
Jesus.
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the top to bottom and we'll
to be found as long as
case now we do so just look on the walls and afterwards we send me found the
on the fucking zone is there
Guys I'm gonna be real I think our best angle right now would probably just playing through and that fight or play with our H.O.X
I feel like our H.O.X. is getting up on his own. There's something he should ever do.
If he ever does, he might have swapped back right now.
Oh my god, that was awesome.
Helmets?
Helmets?
Helmets?
Wow.
No.
Oh, okay, we take those we take those and then now the hell also gets a push-off to
Now what I'm wondering is would we ever be able to look on the Baron play if she goes alive probably not right?
We're not gonna get the crash on the Herald fuck
Okay, so now for the next item
We're going around to answer 1 million percent
All right guys who's ready for it now who's ready for getting it done right now
we're lucky could look on this to be honest
oh wait a second
well this rice is fucking one shot like he's a one tapping my skull I'm not
even kidding he's literally saying or he's opening my fucking skull like it's
a bed and breakfast bro and he's like a boomer with the fucking full on kid the
size of Mount Rushmore like this shit is actually retarded
But you know what? Maybe there's a chance that we should look on Dragonman.
Because... nah, we might honestly lose everything here.
Alright, see you in a while.
Okay, 10 seconds up from the flash here.
you know what I got the dragon I'm not gonna complain about it now is there
any way that we could help the h-walks
Oh
Was a shaker
Oh look on what the fuck are you doing?
This you hear so you could just walk to my walls and then just one charge
Okay, so now we do is you just play on our random snacks by and then once you have that we should be good
Cuz I'm only missing my break 700 gold for it
Alright guys listen it's actually looking decent for us but I'm not kidding
oh no we need to be I thought we need 1.7 fuck me
Ash if you walk up you die instantly to the folly do you shake up
Let me tell you guys
There you don't lose your back, I don't know if it's for the folly
Kill the young and then after we can look for a play
Oh no.
Nice, no exhaust.
Wait!
I swear I'm aware that we could have the H-Rocks.
Yo, H-R-H-Rocks needs to be fucking done.
Final story, bro.
Okay, but it rides the ride.
No.
Never mind.
Scratch shot.
Rise needs to be fucking gutted.
What in the fuck am I watching
Okay, I'm saying when does the food arrive
10 16
You got it, bro. Just don't tilt if you lose. That's the best thing I could tell you.
Okay, so guys, real talk. Is there any chance of us doing anything here?
That results in a win, yes or no?
like what what do you guys think honestly is there any chance of us getting
a win here
it's real talk with randoms now the only real threat is the rise nobody else is
I'm trying to fight it
My head was twisted
My heart divided
My eyes all collided
I don't know why I didn't trust you
Be on my side
I look at two million pieces
I can't go back
I can't go in the broken glass
The stars upon me
Don't just been on my knee
My voice went up in life
This is what it's about
One day I come and look at colors
I gotta make sure that I get this hit so my ass doesn't.
Nice! Very good.
Please.
No! No! We lost.
Oh no H-hauts there's no way you win this no there's no way you win this there's
Is it over
Is it over
Guys is it over
the con please are the rise
What?
Shaco's soul in the Baron?
Fight him!
I'm gonna be honest, I can't believe that Shaco's soul in the Baron.
I mean dude, I'm gonna be honest if we can't even preview one the rise and then I think it's just
shocked. Is there any way that my team could hold us here? Realistically we just seen 20 seconds.
20 seconds is all we're looking for.
We have no HR, so we have everyone else.
I mean, this Recon is just fucking annoying.
Even if I get a 4-man ult here, I don't make a chance, I think.
wait no no no no give it a second give it a second give it a second give it a second
yo do I have randwins or do I not have randwins like is it is it really just not gonna do anything
thing there yeah I don't I don't think you know I think you're what a sad fucking game
dude like they had literally one AP champion on their team and the one AP
time that they have just one fucking insane but we are we are 0 and 5 on the
day the only time I've seen the victory screen today is when I've been
watching Jynx's stream
holy shit
what's up guys that's Jynx you listen to the next match on players it's called
powerful feelings oh man fuck me that's actually so sad that's actually so fucking
sad we're going to Florida with this one no we're not shut up but a history
Maybe Jinx he needs to coach you?
unironically might have to
but there is good news though, the good news is guys that we have
probably the same ball in last game that won like 0-15 in laning phase on our team again
limbo in those
Alright guys, what if I told you we have a 50% chance to lose the game already?
My Toblin is going to trade with me, I'm not going to accept, and then when I don't accept
there's a 50% chance that he says he's going to end the game, bro you're locking in York
when you dump on a rally out what are we doing
and we lost in rally and won't give us a game
NASSES! okay whatever
uh... what time do we walk in now?
Let me show you guys the real you, Jetty.
You know what, I'm gonna be honest, I don't really want to do Tenacity, I think I'd rather go this here.
I'm bad at disposing there into one sumac.
Thank you.
You guys have free CS, we win.
I actually wasn't expecting Saus mid this game, or Saus jungle, I thought it'd be
town jungle.
Jorica is a winning lane for him and he is complaining.
Wait really?
So what if Yorick is a winning lane, and this matchup, why is he crying?
It's literally like 50-50.
Nasus is getting uncontacted to Saks all game. Good luck.
has every time in league been one trick the challenger i think so yeah
guys we need to unlock our hidden jinx to this game
Like, well, maybe I'll unlock the inner jink, so I'm not going to go fucking crazy.
Alright, let me look on, uh, wrappers and let me should be good.
Alright, so the last thing that we have right now is that we just look for finishing our
I'm gonna be honest you guys right now that's a bus in guineo
yo you guys know motherfuckin donalds best hacker in the world
we don't really have any other play
I
Have you guys ever heard the the saying when the rains at fours
And you guys have heard that before
What the fuck is
I
Like I'm looking fash on by the enemy McLeaner
At level three on my blue buff, are we fucking serious?
You're just gonna take over this game. Yeah, he's looking at this one
Please use your gun time to focus now
hold this face im gonna come top
oh you have to do it subbie and miniside
Nice, very good. Okay, so the good news is that even though we got fucked by the enemy midlaner,
we ended up fucking the enemy top laner. So we need Naos for your to go fucking demon mode
in lane. And I mean, listen, our mid and bot are doing relatively well too, so I'm not that
Like as long as the town doesn't make it a fucking like a common thing that he just saw some bullshit criminal
We're gonna be fine
You just served he right now. I mean low key dude. Yeah
I
Do
No, I own this okay, they move and the enemy jungler just stole my fucking
Oh my god.
It's like imagine you're a baby, right? And while your mom's pregnant with you, oh my god.
She's like doing black tar heroine crystal math parties every single day, right?
Then you're born, and like from the second you're born, like everyone just beats the shit out of you for no fucking reason, right?
And then it's like
this happens to me and I literally uninstalled I don't know I'm gonna be
honest on a plane you know it's like how the fuck could I ever blame you
Okay so we're gonna have to do now is we're just gonna play on Nevada and then like I
guess I just spoke there.
Folk here led York scale and I try to hope that he just completely carries this one.
It's unironically all we can do here.
Okay so now what our play is is we're going to look for the Raptors and after Raptors I'll look on the boss side.
And then now we can do this, we can look on the wolves and after wolves look on the crab.
Oh wow, it's your buddy.
Yo, what is that bounty?
Don't tell your teammate how low to be.
You're a fucking moron for typing that.
Let me see why we look on the cabin to uh...
Okay, so now we'll do so just see if we look for the blue one and then after...
but after we do blue what I would kind of want to do is I kind of want to just
go into the bottom of the bot here.
Saus showed top with 64 CS so we know that he definitely full cleared.
I wonder if Saus actually did the uh, did he do a bot to top clear?
If he did then he's going to gank bot soon, okay.
I'm going to put all my eggs in one basket here if it works I'm going to fucking grade
this if it's on my fucking piece of shit.
I'm going to bet that Southside base instantly walks bottom next to a bot gank.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to walk here and counter gank, if you haven't seen me.
Let's see if that works.
I was right, but then I fucking played it like shit so it didn't even matter.
Okay, good news is Krakens there.
Good news is Krakens there.
We're gonna be a panel.
That thing on bus angle right now is just like top of the bus show.
Dude, I can't tell if you're a hate watcher or not, I really can't.
Like it's weird, it's weird.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look on the Wolves side and after
the most I'll see if we make it with Watcher.
Let me actually play on the
capture
that's
Motherfucker wasn't expecting the smoke, bro.
It's normally just cut the dragon here, and then after the dragon, we should be in a really good spot.
I think our best angle after this would probably just be going up to the side.
All right, we got it then though. I got you I got you
Okay, why the fuck is how even that
Okay, listen, so I think my best angle right now would just be not even buying 32 boots
I think say on tier ones and then just think about like talk to watchers gonna get
This guy, Mike here, Mike gives me headaches.
Yeah, it's the same with me, though.
Like, Mike also gives me headaches.
That's the reason why I'm able to be like entertaining, because I'm just so permanent
making myself mad, which I know sounds crazy, but it's true.
It's also my entire top stack here.
I'm not going to use any of my abilities in case I walk up to new chair.
I'm not feeling that funny
Ayy
So world, watch me
Oh, but yeah
I can know that you're not
I think I'm a good guy
I think I'm a good guy
I think I'm a good guy
I can't even watch me
I can't even watch me
I can't even watch me
I wanna be a good guy
Woo! Alright, free triple baby
Now we're fucking scaled
Not a f***ing sales.
I'm also lovelying the Cautsucker sauce too.
Right.
Aw.
Thank you, bro.
You know, it's kind of funny because I really feel like me and him are very cut from the same plot.
Like the autism, the fucking like the motivation, the fucking the urge to like get better, the desire to improve, you know, like
Not really caring about our digital footprints, like everything kind of like coalesces together really nicely
oh I could have played that bit better there oh man that's sad fucking Christ
but I mean to be fair they literally have double flashes plus you're not a
barrier like that's just fucking cancer to be honest
I don't like any boot options this game. I literally don't like any boot options this game
Maybe I do this
I
Okay, so now we're gonna just repair the rest of the shit
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' dog?
That's half of the world.
Top to bottom, then we can become the dragon here.
It's like, as we can just get this dragon here, it's an insane card game.
WHAAAAAT?!
Real.
Embrace your autism.
Real.
Locked in and channeled your race, and you'll be free of everything in your path.
You shall become challenger, my goat.
Easy as fuck.
Cause the thing is that tomorrow, I can't really summon shems super early.
Uh, cause I've been promising my aunt for like...
I'm not even kidding, I've been promising my aunt for like almost a month now.
That one of these days we'd go out for like dinner, like with Laura and my brother.
And her.
It's like me, Laura, my brother, and her.
And the thing is that recently I talked to her and she's like, okay, do you like what the fuck's going on?
So I told her, Mike, listen, in the evenings, I'm pretty much always busy, but the good news is that in the mornings, I'm like, okay, so tomorrow, we're going to go for lunch.
At like this round in my restaurant or some shit, which means that we're probably only going to be going live. I think maybe around like.
I would say tomorrow probably gonna go live, maybe around like 2 ish, 2 30, 2 30, 2 30 is 3 if I had to guess.
So that means tonight we're gonna have to fucking stream till late so we can go ahead and sing.
Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're just gonna see if we can play through Meta
and I'm gonna show you how to do it.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Dota?
Oh my god
Okay, so now we do is on on our base we get our hex plate and then next item
I'm gonna be honest even need magic resist
But I generally think that if I go like it's dedicated on my item like K-neck
It would be way better than anything else I could build
Turn this music off please
is it because it's too depressing? I gotcha for it. I'll put on something a little different for you, okay?
You guys might like this one, okay, juice there.
It gets nice, it gets nice, give it a second.
I
I don't think they'll be able to actually look on anything.
Nice!
Nice!
Now we just want this one.
I think he's still dying here, but yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, they're about
to get completely fucked. The second I get this item it's complete over for them.
What is this song? It's in my whispers of work like this.
This is like when you're going through some shit lowkey.
It's like when you're going through some shit.
Oh
So like those are now lucky
You just feel that this isn't our first time around
Fast eyes coming out from between us
Sometimes the dream is found away, girl
Don't wake me, I'm not dreaming
Don't wake me, I'm not dreaming
Fast eyes coming out of between us
What's wrong with you and what's wrong with you?
I've got those things that I feel that
This is an awkward style
I'm around, act like I'm not in front of the screen
Sometimes I'm in front of the screen
Don't make me, I'm not treated
Don't make me, I'm not treated
Now stop, and now hold me
Now stop, and stop, and stop
Now stop, and stop, and stop
This is enough
Stop around, and now
Stop, and stop, and stop
Don't wake me up
Alright guys, I'm gonna have to go down like one minute.
Okay, so we get this now and then I think next time it would just be that sound, right?
Aw, shit.
Arriving now.
Yeah, bam!
Damn!
Okay, real talk, I should be at a strength level right now where we literally never lose
no matter what.
Uhhhhh...
Let me run over here.
Okay, one second.
Let me go get it.
Actually, give me a minute.
Wait a minute.
Go on, go.
Oh, I just sent the blonzer.
You're still breathing, you're the lucky one
Cause most of us are heaving through the curriculum
Setting fire to what are inside of you
Collecting brains out, the love is the one
Love helps them
Okay, guys, what did I miss?
Oh, two months of baron rundown.
So Zonia's, Zonia's.
So you know our Nasus and Tauntrum are my top 3.
Oh my fucking god.
and i'm moving in these fights with ashiloki kinda fucking crazy though to be honest
thanks for your call
oh nice
hi guys sushi night
yo you guys know motherfuckin don't
best ever in the world
okay
we are here for the next level
we are the one who chooses
to choose to choose to choose
to choose to choose to choose
first victory screen of the day and that ballerina jinxie view pod spring
whether man and nostrils and the answer subs thank you well let me show you
that's what we have today look whoa it's gonna make us go for at least a few
hours
And then now soy sauce
I
Have put anything
Shit
Do you ever run kindred
Hmm
Now asking the real questions
Do you guys want to see a kindred game of okay, I could
Hinge it was my second most played back and I think season 11 or 10
We won a game on it a few days ago too.
There is one.
See this one.
If you do hit Chal, I still think you fly to Tarvan Springs and give in-person coaching
with plenty of spankings.
Log in down for it though.
We'll see.
Come on, and you get a fucking favorite tower.
Don't!
Best tech room in the world!
All right, I'm gonna clean this shit up
Okay, nice
Guys, what what time did we do this game? What do you like to see? Wukong, Viego, Kindred, Hecarim, Diana, Mastery
I'm seeing a lot of Kendra Diana and Diego
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't best heckle in the world.
Hi boys, hi boys, hi boys.
You can see, I'm gonna disobey daddy again, yes or no.
No, no.
Good boy.
I should say Kendred and Luni and Baphio, thanks for the subs, appreciate it, thank you.
Jsnaphiri, you know I'm sorry but this game is a no brainer.
like we genuinely have to here
yo you guys know motherfucking don't
best hacker in the world
happy 13 months Dante
and now ramen down 13 months like mapper
thank you
I
This is gonna be the first one of our lives by the way
But I need some fucking eating my sushi god damn it
What I
I asked you yesterday about what I should do around playing V, Evelyn, and I fully committed to just only playing V.
And in the hours I played today I got from gold 4 all the way to gold 2 from just purely playing for objectives over flashy plays or kills.
Thank you for the advice man.
Nice bro, I told you though.
Yo you guys know motherfuckin' gold!
Like objectives always, always, always are where you have to play for in your games.
Cause like once you understand how objectives actually function in League of Legends and
kills, it helps you realize like how League works.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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No one else would ever want her besides you.
You're lucky to be being with her, as long as that's the case.
You need to look at this, you know.
It sucks that what you're saying actually works.
I don't know my cats are invading my name bro this is bad this is bad news fucking bears
for us this is bad news bears bro
hecky, I know he's from the sushi, you know.
What are you doing?
I don't know, I'm a 27 year old virgin, funny story about that at frame.
My brother had a friend, and this friend at one point he lost his virginity at 23 to a prostitute.
And the guy, he's like socially awkward, whatever it is, you know, it's like, it's all good, you know.
But just to let you know that for him, it's kind of like, he's always willing to take their lead because he...
Wait, so like the thing about him is he was always kind of like a socially awkward guy and all that kind of stuff,
which isn't like a bad thing in and of itself, heck you know.
But the thing is that it made it so that when he was with the prostitute, right,
He listened to everything she said.
So one point that the prostitute did, my brother told me, is the prostitute starts fingering
his asshole before he actually has sex with her.
And then she's like, you like that, don't you?
And he's like, because he didn't know how to say no.
So the prostitute just starts literally finger banging this dude.
I wanted to lose this virginity to her and she's there sitting there getting
finger banged dude on the night that he's losing his virginity by a prostitute
that was fucking crazy like when my brother told me that I was like wow it's
like if you're having a bad night just know guys that there's one guy that was
getting literally fingered in the asshole by a prostitute cuz he just
didn't feel like saying no. Another fake story. Dude, as if I could even make that up. As if
if i could even make that up
oh i don't like this
you guys are trolling
i'm not fighting with this
i'm gonna do dragon and then that's uh...
yo they gotta be around here i'm sorry they need to be
sounds a real smart
That's canon.
Alright, let's reset.
What?
See ya, buddy.
No, I wasn't.
No, I wasn't.
Here, do you guys want me to tell you guys a story about something where I actually was
a subject in the story?
So you know how most people, right, their first three jobs are McDonald's worker, right,
or like Busboy or Waitress?
For me, my first three jobs were, first one when I was eight is I sold candy when I was
in the bus and because my bus driver was overweight I would bribe her once a week with like candy
packs and because I would give her candy packs once a week she never ratted me out to the principal
and I did that when I was like I think I know between like 8 to 10 then my second job was
at one point I was 16 and there was this app called like whisper and I would pretend to be this random
girl who's like profile I'd found on like Brazilian NCRHM or some shit and then I would pretend to be
be this girl and I would catfish 40 year old men into sending me subway gift cards that
I could then redeem for RP in game obviously.
And then my third job was League of Legends booster.
What?
Baddest Yordle?
I don't know what you mean.
Can't answer that though.
but yeah that's what that's what was and then my 4th job is twitch shamer and since then
this is what I've been doing
yo you guys know motherfucking don't best hacker in the world
oh wait my cat was in my room what the fuck
alright go hecky hecky go no no no hecky please
hacky i might be dying right now
so you've worked zero jobs
well funny story about it
so the reason why i stopped dealing candy
was because i ended up uh... venturing into a new business opportunity which
was selling snapbacks
But the problem is that I went and I bought these like snapbacks that nobody wanted at this like wholesaler, so as a result, I actually went down on that investment.
So in total, I lost money on that venture. The reason why the catfishing thing stopped was because I got shadow banned on the app that I was like using whisper.
So as a result, I couldn't even like do it anymore.
And the reason why I stopped boosting was because after two weeks of doing it, I went on the lawsuit on my main account.
account, send for the rest of the summer instead of actually making money.
I just rage queued on my main.
While talking to my parents, I was actually working, which I wasn't.
I was just like, rage queuing Tobarus today.
I probably would have either been a prostitute or a bouncy hunter, like not even trolling.
But no, like real answer, I was in college to become a vet, but then I realized that
like school wasn't really for me, so then I switched into a program that I knew I could
like ace without even having to study, so I went into like business, and then my goal
was to get a like a masters in business and then afterwards get a masters in law
and then with a degree in both like masters and law I probably could have
been anything you know let's say you can be a business or you can be a
politician you can create your own business you can like work with people
in their business you know they do whatever the fuck you want
but then so I just dropped out and nowadays I'm sitting here being autistic
online so it's the best career of all fucking jeres dude
What?
Lowkey, you could still make it as a prostitute.
Nah, not anymore.
What's up, Ray?
I'm probably gonna go a bit later today, boy.
Yeah, normal married bro.
The prostitution, uh, possibility's over.
No, but funny story, when I was in 18, I actually almost started in the only funds, like non-trolling.
And the reason why was because at the time I was like a 30 viewer streamer on Twitch
And it's like I knew I wanted to just like not actually work and just like live my life online
But the problem is that at 30 viewers you don't really make that much of an income
So I sat there and I was like time but I was like yeah, you know like I heard that girls are actually making money on only fun
So let me locate like I'm gonna get in on this and for me it wasn't gonna be like anything naked, right?
I would have just post like things and like my underwear should like that and I even created my only fans profile and everything like I
Didn't account fully set up and ready to go, but then I was like too lazy to actually like take pictures
So because of that nothing ever happened. I did not for a few weeks. I realized I'm like this isn't how I want to go down
Because like I just came to this realization because I talked to a friend of mine, right and my friend asked
He's like are you comfortable with selling pictures yourself online for money?
Like truly comfortable, and I was like not really but it's like I'm gonna manage it right and then he's like, okay
But imagine one day a guy said something offers you a hundred thousand dollars like
Fuck a flashlight on camera. What do you do it?
And then the fact that I even contemplated it. I was like
Like okay, you're actually onto something bro
Because like the thing is if you're willing to do stuff that you're uncomfortable with because you want money
Then it's like at one point any amount of money can just buy you right and then it's like you lose your soul
And you're just becoming like somebody that will do anything for cash, right?
and when I realized I was like
This isn't what I wanted to do like I'm not gonna do that
Because the thing is that the people that have all the money in the world a lot of the times they end up seeing there
And they want to kill themselves
Because once you have all the money
The only thing that you actually want are things that money can't buy right?
Self-respect people around you that love you and care for you a sense of fulfillment and purpose
You know and it's like if you're doing things that you're actively against to get that money
Then one day you can be rich as fuck, but you can never buy back
The person that you were when you used to look in the mirror and feel happy, right?
So that's why I can't I can't I realized it should not come and I was like, oh fuck. Thank God
How much did you set 13 girls into Bob or is that a consistency thing?
Well, it was kind of like a scaling process, but the thing about me is I was in the league
scene, right?
And the thing about being in the league scene is that if you have a different champion
or a different method of playing the game, then you can easily get like a few hundred
viewers as long as you're consistent and you post, right?
Like, you know, one guy, monster, so you got it with E-top.
So the guy in Europe, it was like a Twisted Fate top.
So if you're high or low and you're good at what you do, then it's like people want to watch, right?
But you have to have something that sets you apart.
Four years ago you could have sold red pill motivation colors, that's okay.
of mine are two very different things okay why do so many rich people kill themselves
because at the end of the day even if you can buy bitches if you can buy mad if you can buy fat ass
is jiggling on a yacht doesn't mean that these people won't hold the second you don't give them
what they want from you imagine the only people that care for you if they have something to gain
imagine having that feeling are you fucking dumb you can't buy someone actually caring for you
you knew get the oil out
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what do I do
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They're actually arguing with me and hating on me and trying to make me feel bad for telling
you in your face that you're bullshitting yourself and truthful to yourself.
Two days later you talk to me like, don't rub me, maybe you're hot too soon.
So you guys know motherfucking Donald?
Best heck room in the world.
Get your fucking facts.
High five for being the best wife ever.
No, you're not getting high five for that.
High five if you love our cats.
Yeah, I know because at one point what happened is that me and Laurie had a talk because I
was like maybe I'm gonna be honest like I don't like streaming so you're going nowhere
right and it's at a point now where we're gonna want to start a family in the next
few years like I'm a husband now and obviously I needed like do things I can actually like
set us up and make us be able to like feel secure in our lives you know so that's how
I was like dude
Like I'm doing really well on YouTube and it's like my streams are 90% of my day
So what if I just started showing like maybe two hours a day max and I just had like five YouTube accounts
And I just fucking all in YouTube, you know
And then she was like I'm gonna be honest. You're kind of retarded
Like what you just like did the only reason why you should have been doing that is because you haven't really been putting any energy or effort
You haven't been enjoying them at all like if you would sit there and you'd actually care again
You know, it's like it would do better. So like sitting on just kind of scorning that because like it's not going well
It isn't what you should be doing, you know, because there are so people that watch you
There are so people that find you funny like you saw potential
And then it's like I had to hit it with the now you don't get it
You don't know what I'm talking about it. And then like
I might auto-a-sure, yeah it's good.
There's always another YouTube as well though?
No, of course, but it's cause like for me, shimming was like 90-95% of my days and then
YouTube was like 10% so I was like if I kind of back to like 5050 or even like
let's say 30% streaming and then 70% YouTube
now do we really want to go serpents I don't feel like serpents actually gives
me anything here does and ace, team and batonnius saying ask yourselves I'm
right there in the prime and saw hack up there in the sub too and had soon amiko
there in the prime thank you and patch up every two months and could be
time this up. YouTube makes that much more. Uh, depending on how your channels are doing,
but it's also because like YouTube is also way less like stressed than streaming. And
the sense that streaming, it's like you're only ever really going to be able to grow
or be able to like make money or make revenue while you're like actively live doing stuff,
right?
Whereas for YouTube it's like you can spend an hour making a video, let's say, and then
afterwards...
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' though?
And afterwards you just kind of like reap the rewards of it for maybe upwards of like
months or years or weeks at a time, you know?
Whaaaaat?
Don't tease, can you end the game already, this Victor is a cuss.
I don't know if I can run, I'm almost there.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' though?
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God damn it
Oh, thank God he actually got in range
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cats need a like, okay let me one B9 I'm sure
well they're not actually gonna do this
My Hecarim doesn't know a baron though, it's Cheers counts as the idea.
I have already 2 in 5, you're doing great.
You're doing great, next time.
What?
Wow.
Alright, what do you put on this here?
What?
Okay, we just have to put on this one, we're good.
Oof, yes.
Alright, I think I lost.
Wow, okay, that's crazy.
Four man fear for us to just end up fucking losing the fight.
I was like, Ash, you're wild.
A lot.
I'll be good, don't worry.
Lock it in.
Bill.
I mean, Loki though, it is kind of sad that the enemy smolder had like, flash and cleanse
and everything of the last fight.
Oh, so we had a victor named victor
My family actually heard of that guy before
I'm kidding last season's ranked challenger. Oh
It's a rumble one trick. Oh
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Yo you guys know motherfuckin' total best hacker in the world
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I was probably just saying the bruiser both I feel like I have no damage shanking us or scaling
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What's the most Bible way of playing in the session?
Can you play the game?
Can you play the game?
I don't want to eat it.
Can you play the game, please?
You're so sweet, my love.
I don't know how to play the game.
How many games on this old challenger?
We're nearly gone a little bit of a winch, but I'm not going to let you.
Oh dude, if I had more sushi I'd have to throw up.
I paid for it so I have to eat it.
Can you put it in the fridge like this?
Nice.
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Alright guys, the food's all nice and all we can't sleep.
Alright.
Okay, so the ME team has a fuck ton of tanks.
What could I lock in that even does get into a comp like this?
AHHHHH
Let's have some fun
Yeah, let's just have a little bit of fun in this game
There, fuck
I mean, team is legit fucked this game, over
Red Kaden here? Nah, Red Kaden vs Encom kinda sucks.
The thing about Red Kaden in general is that Red Kaden is good vs tanks but bad vs CC.
Oh, all of this game is a gold earn.
And the Manga Q.
And the Ethan Mega Astro Slaves.
And Capo killed Dorothy Astro Slaves as well.
Thank you.
I'm not very hopeful about this game.
I was going to be the first one ever.
If you doubt, you're going to see soon, trust.
Dantas Olaf?
Oh yeah, you're gonna see.
Tell us more until you're gonna see this game.
Did you play Battlefront 2 with YeeJitty?
It's always actually releasing another Battlefront game.
a divorce. Why? Supporting someone, a company that profits from something that was such a golden
grail, and then they sold off to disney fucking conch shits that took it and ruined it into a
con fucking show. If you play Star Wars, I'm getting a divorce. You're not playing a game that is
Wait, did you see in the recent Star Wars though, like what happened with Darth Vader?
Well, Darth Vader at one point went to a mall to buy shoes.
You need to look up.
Lower attention.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's like Chinese.
No, you put it on YouTube.
No, I need to win my game.
game
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Yo Dante's you need to tell Jynxci about the Brazil stream incident. I did the 40-hour stream, bro
Okay, I think I'm about sign them. I was who just found this fellow
Guys out of curiosity if I go Q second whether something like a million times better
the QEQ
Holy fuck I sweat the damage is like a million times crazier
The only thing is I'm gonna get to the camp like way lower than normal
Oh shit!
Bro, hurry discord, I'm just gonna say it though
I know you're not 12
Like, you gotta be at least 20 or something, shit.
And it's like, you might be able to fool the other people, but I know, I know the truth.
I know what you are.
Preventing you with a 500 pushup.
Yeah, QQ, Clear is actually what's hard to beat, yeah.
I really want to do here is just got the crab.
Now the problem is that Mausaur could be rotating.
soon on this recent let's go top-crab
have you already seen the matter all video now but i think we're going to react to it
tomorrow in the stream
i reacted to my side the first thing
remember to throw your axe short range to maximize cooldown yeah I already know
that bro I have a lot of games on a lot my love's clean you're gonna see
like you're gonna watch me play off this game and I'm gonna be like wait do
why the fuck don't you lock this in every game and then I'm gonna be like why
I should and then you'd be like well why don't you not be like well dude because
the problem is that they get situation they'd be like yeah but why don't you
lock it in every situation when it's good and I'm gonna be like well I mean I
I said good and then I'm gonna tell you well maybe you know that I will actually do it and then I'm gonna lock it in into a
Subpart game where it's like suboptimal, but it's still like playable then I'm gonna in time
I'm gonna say wow
I never want to play off again, and then afterwards you're gonna look at me and look at the on display so much potential
I'm like oh
Dude it is what it is right and then it's just gonna be added to list along with all the other ones
I've done the same thing with where I was just like my little on them and then at first
I try to like first time to come so they're not really accurate, but then I end up like dancing and then
the world. Dante's any plans on doing sub-a-thon, long variety streams like souls like or that
time you did wheels. We'll see, we'll see. To be announced, we'll see. Latino was a filtered
word in my dumb. Okay, listen. It's because I had this clip that went viral at one point.
asked me I don't as do you like latinas and they asked me that after I was on
attending went like lost trick they just search up don't test Latina clip
and say go see it
yo you guys know motherfucking donald best hacker in the world
bro are we serious
Wait up, child, I wanna hear your honestly, tell me if you're already single, let's see.
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manager recognizes me comes up is like hey how are you like I recognize all your
stuff like I'm more follow her content but I know for you so I was like oh okay
cool and then he's like yeah I'm not a league player like I'm very happy you
guys are you like actually related you continue streaming and I was like this
guy fucking serious like you might like bro guys I'm not kidding bro was
literally like at least 30 and he was like it's like dude are you guys like
actually related like he genuinely believed it from the bottom of my heart I swear he believed it
and I was like wait like he doesn't realize it's rage bait and then that's when I realized the
power of misinformation I was like holy fuck this shit goes crazy I really felt like fucking super
man dude and uh lucid I'm loving this thing that's for the problems I've been watching for years I
always find hilarious I'm very happy for you so thank you buddy no it's all right it's very nice
honestly and the thing that I love about like I don't know the thing that I
love the most recently about the fact that my streams have been doing better
is that I'm able to actually like properly appreciate it you know because
like in the past the thing is that I was so caught up in like my own head and
like in the scene and stuff like that that when I was like succeeding and
doing really well it never really felt like I was you know because I care too
much about like oh like it's literally everybody like finding me entertaining
like well what is the general populist thing like I was obsessed with like perception you know
but then nowadays it's more of a thing about I'm like wow like like I view more in a way where it's like
like my career and my passion is going amazing you know so it's like I don't really have the
same like second-guessing thoughts I use to have so really allows me to appreciate it more
and uh chops in the front welcome thank you
Then there was the guy that almost sicked your guys' wedding.
Oh, that guy was so authority.
So at one point, guys, what happens is that, so me and Laura, we got engaged a year after
we got a year after we started dating, right?
And the thing is that when we got engaged, we didn't want to tell anyone because there
there's always like a lot of
just react with like open about a relationship and stuff
but then it's like an invites a lot of criticism
you know and stuff like that
so at one point we were just like you know what fuck it
we're just gonna like keep it hidden
because we don't feel like dealing with like
what people have to say you know like
we'll just give it to ourselves or family or friends
whatever you know
so then on one point
a few months before the wedding
when keep in mind at this point
they're really only like friends and family new
and it wasn't like on social media anymore
At one point there's this guy that comes like my t-shirt, right?
and
When he comes to my child he types
Hey, don't us. I'm working on your wedding. So I instantly like monitor my sister suspicious user because I was like
What the fuck is this guy typing right and then he types like three minutes later?
He's like, bro. I work at your wedding
I'm working with this company and we're working on your wedding on the 25th of October
And I was like this guy's is he actually fucking retarded like holy shit, you know
Yeah, that was like actual wild
Thank God it was suspicious user. He they're almost like bleak the whole thing. I was like
All right, so
Yeah, and I know it was funny because afterwards, when he typed that, he had streamed a few
times facecam and stuff, so me and Laura, we ended up calling his company, right?
And then after we called his company, the lady that was on the phone, because she realized
there could be a legal risk, she was like, okay, don't worry, I'll take care of this.
And then a day later, she called us back and she's like, yeah, that guy's a fucking retard.
literally use those words she was like a 50 year old woman she's like that guy is fucking retarded
i'm so sorry he's fired now and i was like oh no dude not the fired
i was like ashwa
you're running caught us all off guard though yeah
Yeah, no that was nice and the fact that we were able to upload the wedding video too,
it's a nice thing as well.
Anyone who hasn't seen my youtube channel, xmashmark youtube, it's like the channel intro
video kind of thing.
but when you click and then you say video recommend it's on
wait wh-who's mentioning James Charles?
her and tell her how upset I am about it that she would fire him I was not aware
about that okay when she told me on the phone oh yeah by the way I fired him I
was like damn you didn't need to do all of that like literally just told him
like don't talk about it or else it's gonna happen the future consequences I
did not want to get in his job taken from him okay that was not I didn't call her
Hey, I don't think anyone thinks you did
Because it's funny
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All right, maybe we can look at this
the
I'm going to be honest without Altair, I don't want to look for this.
Are there any charities or organizations you're passionate about?
Not really, I view charities as a scam for the most part.
These are just like scams I get eaten up by administrative fees, so you're just paying
a guy a salary so that he can sit there and give better minimum benefits like some people.
But recently, I think it was a few weeks ago, my mom actually brought me to a homeless shelter,
me and Laura, to a homeless shelter so that we could feed homeless people for like a lunch
service.
And that was nice, like it was very like grounding, you know?
Because I feel like it's so easy to get caught up in your life, you know, where you're like,
you're saying they're like, oh, I want to stay for a house, I want to stay for a car,
I want to set that one to go on a trip, you know.
And then it's like when you go in and you see people that like, like they just want
a warm meal.
It's like, fuck.
Like does all this shit even really matter, you know?
So I'm going to try to make that more important.
I'm dead, do that muckin' so something.
Okay, so anyway that we could look on this...
I should just kind of play through bot lane.
oh no dude my fucking god damn mouth is expired
i forgot his sum sum
double sum sum is good
alright let's see what we can make sure
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Wow, she's so fucking nice chasing this is crazy
I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
In my heart of hearts, I know that I could never love again
I lost everything, everything
Everything that matters to me matters in this world
I wish that I could turn back time
Cause love, the guilt is all mine
Can't live without this love
Cause you love, I know
We can't forget the past
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See awesome, I'm when I said somebody needs to go crazy here. Oh
Yeah, shit fucking dude. This is I should sell horrible. Wow. It's hazeln the most fucked up days of league
I think we've ever had
dude, this is fucked!
bro, my midlaner was fucking dead!
This is unironically how I used to be with my Legos, by the way. Not even kidding.
I find you strangely attractive of course you do Jewish princesses are often attracted to money and power
What and you know it?
Leave me alone. No, kiss me. No. No. Yes. No. No. Yes. No
Your helmet is so big
You need it on the bridge sir knock on my door
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Respect though
All right guys Vigar Chastana of Venomulu nice that's horrible
That's actually fucking horrible by the way.
Like I'm not even kidding that's actually the most horrible thing ever.
The jinx hand I'm hitting bronze, yeah, if he didn't he wouldn't be a...
he wouldn't have got some offline.
Okay guys, I'm gonna keep it a stack with you.
with you I genuinely think heck from this game on V9s but we might have to
switch up the skin a little bit. Do you guys think there's any chance here? Do
you guys think there's any chance here that we actually bring it back on a
different skin yes or no? Like what do you guys think? Is there any chance that we
bring it back this game?
give this up and you're gonna meet Jinx in silver man shut the fuck up for one smite
fucking bastard fucking bastard but I thought it would have been Kara smite it's not though
All right, let's get down on them.
The new skin is like a new dick.
Alright, not sure I fell about that one, but sure.
Guessing there's any way that the cane tries chasing my raptors, really?
I'd say about 25% chance.
This game is made for Mastery, now Mastery's a bad pick for this game, actually, believe it or not.
Mastery does bad vs. Radkein, it's also not good vs. Lulu either, it's also not good vs. Vayne.
This would have actually been a completely horrible Yi game.
Believe it or not.
Alright, talk to your bot folk here.
Nice to my killing this AFK.
Alright guys, best hangar right now is we just look for the top to bottom and we just
one. Okay, so Vayne uses Barrier, Lulu uses Heal, and even from both those summons being
Wow, so she actually has 1 HP.
See, I would have loved to look for some kind of ganker, but there's only that I can make
work.
We got 1 million percent resetting
Okay, so we know that Kyn's gonna gangbod and we're still walking up like this
Like a double crab all dive inside
I
Klan you got your flash up, bro. Do me proud
Yeah, so nothing to do check
Should dump ball in if you had balls?
Yeah, but the thing is that diving there is like, online impossible.
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Not the best.
It's good to buy the rights to stream it. No, not at all.
Like, the thing is that the people that get co-streaming rights are just essentially the people that ride can command sponsors.
hey like we don't think that this person is gonna be like a risk to your brand
essentially as far as far as like I'm guessing right so it's like they can
they convince it for Jain see sure but then for me it's for like
All right, let's see them look on their crocs here.
Oh, this is a nice one.
I like this one.
What?
Riot is probably just against incest.
Just tell Riot she's not your sister for now.
We'll help convince them, bro.
No, no, no, no, no.
Riot prides themselves on being like inclusive, right?
So even if I'm an incest sexual and I'm married to my sister, then they should be more understanding
of me.
Oh, this is awesome.
Yo, you guys know motherfucking DOLL?
Best hack of the world!
Okay, we have to look on the ground after Wolves here.
That's a huge Calvary.
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Did what a fucked up thing this is
Let's hear about we're playing the game 45 our on top is 040 split pressure
you pigs make me tilted watch yourselves
I'm not sure what I'm doing right now.
i guess much as i wish i weren't the case this game just feels so f**ked
guys
how is hecrim good right now?
there's no way it's a 54% winrate, right?
like why is it that his winrate looks so good?
But everyone that won tricks the challenge just doesn't even play him anymore.
That's what I wanna know.
And it's like he never feels good either.
Oh.
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Wondering socket status big ups look at game average turn right
I knew Vega has no armor, I'm curing him for 238 damage with double authority items.
Holy shit.
Yo you guys know motherfucking don't mess with the world.
This is a far top game.
Stay down to DM also on the 6th game Rock Street.
It's so bad I am gonna go find a homeless man and give him $10 for a no-denture revenge.
Yeah, I got you.
Wait, this shit was actually just snacks all fucked up.
I feel like my damage is just so low, even when I'm going in on so many fucking items
that I should.
Alright guys, listen, I can't end on a wall, so I'll do one last game, cannot end the
Ok, one side coming from the bathroom first.
Alright guys, now it's time for us to lock in and let's go.
Let me actually look at some stuff.
Okay, so, what?
One million percent bro, I'm on like a fucking block list sometimes.
Oh shit!
We're rich here!
What the fuck bro!
20 gifted!
Holy shit!
Well thank you.
I'm gonna end the day off with a win here.
I got you guys, okay?
So I'm promising guys we're hitting it with a win here.
Like I'm not even showing we're hitting it with a win here.
I don't give a fuck.
Wait, what?
What?
I don't know what you're saying.
it with a winch, I don't give a fuck. Right now we need to get it done.
You know what I love about being a league player? When somebody's gonna come in your chat and just
have the most retarded thing ever, and then they're just gonna sit there and be like,
What are we saying bro?
CINNER HD
How do you not just play for me that game?
You and I
The fuck do you mean play for you, that ass?
Like
Bart is hard losing
Toppin is AFK
How do you want me to play for you?
We can't fight drags
Yo you guys know motherfucking dollars
What do you want me to do?
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The fuck do I do?
Like
We lost, yeah our toppin on Bart's suck dick dude
But you're a master 0p, 51% on your player.
On a fresh account, by the way.
Like, what the fuck, what are you pretending to know, bro?
Why do you think I just seem like, skip all my camps and just default mid out of base every single time?
Like, kind of retarded shit I'll be typing.
You animal.
You animal.
How do you not just play for me?
I could have carried the game!
Why didn't you just play for me?
And the same.
And the same thing, this is all welcome.
Thank you.
And rather than paying the price while, I'll inspire them to come too.
And have a circuit, then, this is all welcome.
This is it, sir.
Oh, pretty sure he counters Baalath, I'll just go use this game.
i cannot go heck or mercenaries but with it's so horrible
so now we just hit this and then we should be able to get him
i should go flat instead of scaling health because she's probably going to invade me here
Alright guys, I've done this, I want to see your whole twitch.
So what do you mean by that?
It's like Loki, what do you mean by that?
She'll play Bork like Jetty.
Does Bork even do get vs. Baaba?
Like is it actually that good?
What does she look like?
Wow, I mean, dude, I'm gonna be honest, nothing is playable versus John.
i guess winreed vs babat is 50% and it's fucking right side
no ccs is still on the spot thank you
and Gwen is doing the bets free shot
All right, let's see, guys.
Ward it, and then go top.
So she's really non-vading me.
That's strange.
All right, that's it.
I think I'm best angle now is to actually look on the wrappers and after the wrappers
we'll pan the rest of the both sides.
It's good buddy.
Why the fuck would you love a girl that's in a relationship?
like okay let me spend something to you guys on some real shit love is not emotions that you
feel love is not attraction love is not sitting there and being like oh coach I am getting my
stink portal gaped wide open by lesion in a rom mayhem like love is not the dopamine or
serotonin that you're gonna feel when you're in the presence of another person that's not what love
love is being willing to feel uncomfortable yourself so that you can grow as a person
and be better for someone that you're with, you know, it's about being willing to sit
there and like make necessary changes, you know, like be a better person, make compromises,
like respect boundaries, shit like that, you know, so you cannot love someone that you're
not in a relationship with. At that point, you're just misusing the word, unless you're
like a psychopath or something, and you're inventing an entire relationship with a person
maybe I'm sure but
I should show myself from the head and from my brains phone
I just locked out there was fun
What?
Shut up!
I never agreed to make that.
That's a Dr. Phil ass take?
Yeah, but the only people that say that are people that I've never experienced love before,
which is like, it makes sense.
Like, I never experienced love either before I actually met my wife.
I also have like family relations, you know, like loving my parents, like that, like another individual.
I used to throw the word around like it was nothing, you know, I mean, I love you here, I love you there, this side, this side, but...
Is your wife your first love or not?
I'm not even sure if it's something.
I'm gonna die of all time
Alright
It's a pretty good fucking dresser
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Didn't set up gang dawns he did
All right guys, all we have to do now is we just play for the crab, I don't know when.
So my mid laner just hit us with the GGFF, thank you.
I feel like if you type that you should just have like your own secondary, like electrical
shock sense and your own secondary and just like die instantly.
on some low key shit
to Dragon.
So now what we do is we just set for the top to bottom and then drag to.
I'm going to be honest guys, the green just got a bot side here and look on the dragon
and it should be super clear.
the jengseid booster gears i haven't watched in like three years
Those didn't really nice
Okay, so you know is we just found the dragon that's gonna get
It's kind of annoying that I don't have my swing here because it could get so long, but
as long as it doesn't, I get...
Definitely in Tabi angle for sure.
Is anyone on this playlist? Right now it's just like Yuki Wadaplay.
I need to find a way to complete one of the run-offs.
Jesus fuck me.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
That's hacking in the world.
Hey!
I'm gonna be honest, my flash for... I could get a shutdown there.
Let's take it.
Like, that's actually completely fine for us.
And, uh...
Nick, there in the crime, and we're right there in the crime as well.
Thank you.
Great.
You see us have more to try more variety shims like the other day, yeah 100% for sure.
Once the challenger grind is done in a few days, then we're not gonna stop League like
also, obviously, but I'll like go past it if you already hit it.
Yeah, definitely gonna be a lot of gladiator coming in now.
Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' total?
That's kind of what that word means.
Nice.
Bro, Mr. Kiddy songs used to hit so much harder before he was exposed as a pedophile.
It was like, I don't know if he had intimate relations with, but he was definitely flirting with like a 14 year old.
It's fucking important to replace the next one, shall we?
I'll light your feet.
I see building.
I fucking see building.
I don't know what it is.
Alright, time on the W2.
Longest stream we've ever had?
Outside of subathons?
Uh, fuck.
29 hours streaming for itself.
I'll stop some points.
I'll stop that once at a 23 hour stream.
God damn it. You really walk all the way back. You're so mad.
I mean, I played that like shit, I'm gonna be honest, I'm fucking disabled.
Like the way that you win versus Balathruz, you need to queue her W and if you do that
then she just loses the game and then if she E's a new W, her E, but it's like I didn't
do any of that there.
I actually played like, everything that I could have done that would have been wrong
I did there, like genuinely.
I don't know dude, don't ask me.
I hate giving you that answer but I don't know, heck I'm just feeling so bad or something.
So why is our echo just letting the time be free-split?
I don't even know why I try anything there.
Like it's obviously the most grief play of all time, but it's like I still try being
around there for some reason.
Instead of just running the fuck away.
All right, good news is, it's Wednesday now.
Okay, so the enemy team is building Taby on Yone, I've never seen that before.
Everything is the best jungler right now, I guess.
No doubt in my mind whatsoever. Zero hesitation.
I
All right guys running gets far now I got a lot of gold
So now we just do that sounds as our next item and then we should go with that
They actually got a ton of those off top by the way
What is this you don't have a clip so what kind of weird shit am I watching I've literally never seen this before
I mean, if I could have had out there would have actually been my pattern, but I'll take
as it is. Seems like you need a rest, save us an unlucky day. I don't know, it's okay.
We spent the day together and we had fun. That sort of thing, that really matters. But
now, like the thing is, last night when I was screaming, I was feeling like weird in
my heart. And this morning I took like a little bit of caffeine and it made me feel weird
again. So that's why today I'll leave you to take no caffeine during the entire stream.
Which is why the energy levels were a little bit lower than normal, but tomorrow I think
It should be good to get back on it, no problem.
And uh, Nova, Campbell, and Pat, anything else for subs?
Thank you.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't you?
That's not what I'm talking about.
You seem better.
Goddamn, what's going on?
I didn't buy a nose fucking
We really, really, really need this Jax to suck our ping up.
Alright guys, listen, if we can just play on this we're going to be good.
So now that's where it walks up for work here, I'm going to use my kids.
Dante's you got this.
I love watching ur streams and videos, keep it up man.
Thank you bro, appreciate that.
we got it though, we did, we got it though, you're alright
holy shit
Oh my god, bro.
Like the Shaxx really needs some fucking grouping guys.
I'm gonna keep it a sock with you guys, he needs some fucking grouping now.
Like right now.
please five baron you think they're gonna listen to me or am I gonna get ignored again
What?
Baby girl, can you do some Aram Mayhem content?
I'm just gonna kill myself.
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Could be a flash
It was
Wait is my team is parking it
oh my god wait they're useful they're useful they're useful no no no the booty
bandits here the booty bandits here oh no jacks i believe in you
okay it's out of the way
right now I have Jay and Flash
ain't no way we let them get this in here I'm sorry
Echo you fucking piece of shit
five men I have an
I
Know
I'm sorry
Everything
In the ground
I'm afraid
I can hear you
Come on then
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I
Just
I think it does.
Oh my god.
Oh my god
May we run this?
Just stand
More...
This is shit scumbag.
This is
It's not just a game this that it's not just a game
It's like they're done you have to push on thank you
We've seen like two victory screens today
the
Ahhhh, what a fucked up day.
Well, it was a good day because GenC got bronze, but it was a bad day because I unharmonically lost almost 100 LP.
One win and nine losses today.
Oof!
Alright guys, anyways, listen up, okay, we're going to be calling it here, tomorrow I will
be live around anywhere between 2.30 to 3.00 pm Eastern, probably going to be a long session,
might even be some drinks and coaching later in the day, we'll see, but yeah we only have
about 3 days left and this loss streak is really not what we needed.
But anyways, with all that being said, thank you guys again so fucking much for everything.
For all the followers there and for watching and tuning in, thank you guys all so so so
so so much.
For all the subs, the gift subs, the resubs, everything like that as well.
Thank you guys again all so fucking much to talk about today was a rough day, but sometimes you get rough days and then the next day you have good days, okay?
So tomorrow running back will go crazy and we'll have a really good day tomorrow, okay?
But with all that being said, I hope you guys all have a great rest of your night and I'll see you all again.
Ciao. Peace.