LAST DAY TO HIT CHALL - 10 WINS LEFT

Dantes

05-27-2026 · 12h 02m

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[00:01:00] How are we doing today guys listen

[00:01:30] I was singing today about what outfits are where, what shirt do I put on, what tank top do I wear, and then the answer came to me guys, there's only one shirt that could possibly work.

[00:01:49] Wait for it.

[00:01:53] Today's the fucking day, big damn pity.

[00:01:56] Wait for it.

[00:01:59] I'm the Galax Ganotoni Monster, and uh...

[00:02:01] Gettys, having this up on top.

[00:02:03] Thank you.

[00:02:04] Wait for it.

[00:02:05] Wait for it.

[00:02:06] It's a point of your holding!

[00:02:08] Who's holding?!

[00:02:13] Wait for it.

[00:02:15] I told you your body got so fucking hard right now are you ready for it are you ready for it

[00:02:29] This is this!

[00:02:39] What is up?

[00:02:41] Good guys.

[00:02:46] Alright, fuck.

[00:02:48] Wait, yo, I'm gonna be honest, I'm actually pissed off now.

[00:02:51] So, I wanted to, like, edge you guys for 30 seconds.

[00:02:55] I wanted to edge you guys for, like, literally 30 seconds.

[00:02:57] while we put on the fucking uh... the delay

[00:02:59] but for some reason right now the delay is buffering

[00:03:02] so as a result it's fucked

[00:03:04] you must have challenged your day, let's get jingsy!

[00:03:07] jingsy, listen

[00:03:09] i am challenging you, it's double, let's get the

[00:03:13] what the f***

[00:03:14] i can't run

[00:03:15] i'm gonna be on stage again, please stop

[00:03:17] thank you

[00:03:17] alright guys

[00:03:19] and here comes the delay

[00:03:22] you guys for like 30 seconds

[00:03:24] while we put on the fucking uh... the delay

[00:03:26] but for some reason right now the delay is buffering

[00:03:29] so as a result, it's fucked

[00:03:31] you guys had a challenger today, it's good jingsy!

[00:03:34] jingsy, listen

[00:03:37] I had challenger, you accept, let's get the

[00:03:40] rock die!

[00:03:41] the hands are on it

[00:03:42] he also had a good push dog

[00:03:44] thank you

[00:03:44] alright guys

[00:03:46] and here comes the delay

[00:03:50] alright, let's do it guys

[00:03:52] so now for the real question

[00:03:54] Hero Blades or Lethal Temp of this game?

[00:03:59] I'm gonna be honest, I didn't have to go Lethal this game. I didn't have to go Lethal.

[00:04:05] Yeah, we're going Lethal.

[00:04:12] We have to go Lethal.

[00:04:13] The problem is that we don't go Lethal, I think I'm just gonna like lose the matchup.

[00:04:16] Because all of them can just like be my initial engage.

[00:04:21] Why are you naked? But I'm not naked.

[00:04:23] This is a classic don't put my tongue straight bro.

[00:04:26] You guys are witnessing fucking, you guys are witnessing right now just so you understand.

[00:04:32] This is history bro. This is like fucking history bro.

[00:04:37] Do you understand? I don't even guys understand.

[00:04:40] So let me play a song that's going to make you fucking understand.

[00:04:46] Let's go.

[00:04:47] Okay, we gotta get it done now guys, so can we after?

[00:04:55] Okay, so I've got to start right now, honest to God, honest to God, we play on, I'm gonna

[00:05:12] be honest, part of me wants to go talk to bot folk, am I crazy?

[00:05:19] The problem is that if I saw my red though, then maybe Baba does some like fucked up shit to me.

[00:05:30] Okay, we're gonna clear that. We're gonna clear that. We're gonna clear that.

[00:05:33] I don't wanna risk sharing them.

[00:05:37] Tava is up to walk in, we gotta go.

[00:05:40] Like I'm telling you, we actually got this shit easy as fuck.

[00:05:43] It's gonna be the freest fucking generational run of our fucking lives right now.

[00:05:48] Do you guys understand me when I tell you that?

[00:05:53] On the fucking mastery right now.

[00:05:55] Literally on the fucking mastery.

[00:05:57] We just got to play for the Sioner phone character.

[00:06:09] Nice, that's what we're looking for.

[00:06:15] So it's just Sioner the boss atop of the afternoons where you shit in the fucking end of your

[00:06:23] smile.

[00:06:24] See how all we have to do right now?

[00:06:28] As long as we shit in this fucker, it's not gonna be good.

[00:06:36] Not bad.

[00:06:40] So, our barn's already getting shit on. That's not good.

[00:06:43] I'm gonna get him.

[00:06:52] So now we're gonna just play on our ropters.

[00:06:55] I mean, listen, as long as we just play for folk, I'm gonna be honest, I feel like we're actually getting a decent spot here.

[00:07:02] Like, I'm not right at all about this game, this game is 3D.

[00:07:05] We just seem to have been knocking in data by Europe right now, because if Europe invades us then this could be really fucked up.

[00:07:15] What is bro wearing? A fucking piece of history dude.

[00:07:19] This shirt is the don't kill my plumb stringer bro. It's been through some shit.

[00:07:25] It's been through us on every fucking journey bro and it's seen us through.

[00:07:30] It's like a torch!

[00:07:52] So now what we have to do is we have to look on TopCrab. Why the fuck is my bot going mid?

[00:07:57] Nice!

[00:07:59] I'm gonna take those.

[00:08:04] I'm gonna be honest bro, she never cleared her blue ever.

[00:08:13] Is there any chance that a guy's helping here?

[00:08:20] I

[00:08:25] So any chance I guys help me here because I don't want to get this stolen, but if she comes in time what she could

[00:08:33] Well if I get this boots game over by the way

[00:08:37] Okay, that's nice that's what we need so recently

[00:08:46] I'm gonna be honest no no I I shouldn't be risking this

[00:08:50] I don't!

[00:09:02] I'm a fucking retard.

[00:09:03] Whyyyy?

[00:09:04] I need a walk-in, I need a walk-in.

[00:09:06] I need a walk-in, I need a walk-in.

[00:09:08] I need a walk-in.

[00:09:10] WHAT THE FUCK?

[00:09:11] WHAT THE FUCK WAS I NEED A Walk-In, I NEED a Walk-In.

[00:09:13] What the fuck was that?

[00:09:14] What the fuck was that?

[00:09:15] You fucking stupid fucking bastard.

[00:09:17] Holy shit, the fuck was that?

[00:09:18] Fuckin...

[00:09:19] I need to be fucking shot and killed though right now.

[00:09:28] We have to lock the fucking out guys, let's go.

[00:09:42] I'm not sure what I'm doing here.

[00:09:49] I'm just gonna play on the top and then after this we should be good.

[00:09:52] So buddy.

[00:09:54] I am skipping community service for this grind bro.

[00:09:56] Do it bro.

[00:09:57] Fuck your community.

[00:09:58] Fuck your community.

[00:09:59] What has your community ever done for you?

[00:10:01] Think about it bro.

[00:10:02] It's time for us to think about ourselves bro.

[00:10:05] Yeah we got this shit.

[00:10:07] Fuck.

[00:10:08] Little bit of mob of the dead of hearts on our side now guys.

[00:10:41] I can't fucking press.

[00:11:01] This? No, it's a fucking stringer, bro. Read it.

[00:11:07] Don't kill my punk.

[00:11:11] promise that's two sizes too large though and it's been due to fucking ringer in

[00:11:18] the washing machine as well

[00:11:27] when you become a dragon it's coming

[00:11:31] I

[00:11:40] Sucked so good

[00:11:50] Nice

[00:12:01] Why would it be bad for your mental health bro? At least you know who your boyfriend is.

[00:12:09] And at least you know they can treat her right.

[00:12:13] It's fucking a sparring.

[00:12:22] Here we go, cabin to the top of the hill.

[00:12:31] Why is the enemy cocksucker velvet going without you by the way?

[00:12:36] What am I seeing?

[00:12:50] We're getting cut guys, we're getting cut but it's not done yet.

[00:12:53] It's like all we need right now is to get put in our fucking fight, that's all we need right now.

[00:13:09] 50 go the way.

[00:13:19] Let's get buddy.

[00:13:23] The final day bro. There's a little bit of fucking Tata K outside.

[00:13:39] And so she'll be on her period of triple.

[00:13:48] We need to play every game like it's our last, guys.

[00:13:50] guys instead of your racing on this time right now

[00:14:05] yes

[00:14:11] take away

[00:14:20] Come on, let's go.

[00:14:26] He should be fucking KongSucker!

[00:14:31] Give me that kind of mo- Give me that kind of mo-key respect.

[00:14:36] I'm gonna go fucking cannon, AND WE GOT THE KIND!

[00:14:50] straight to the cop

[00:14:59] come on

[00:15:00] crabbots atop, crabbots atop, let's go

[00:15:03] what?

[00:15:06] how's it going today, Dante?

[00:15:08] gotta be a lot better after we get some fucking wins in our system

[00:15:17] guys listen, this song is fucking aura

[00:15:20] Take the one true challenging.

[00:15:23] Facts.

[00:15:45] You do not have a cross-seller, please.

[00:15:47] I'm living in your jungle, have you?

[00:16:50] Let's go, Blanket. I know you lost my game, but you're better than this one. I know you've been here.

[00:16:55] You've gathered from the world.

[00:16:57] With these...

[00:17:16] Free Dragon looks for us.

[00:17:18] WOOOOO

[00:17:24] Fuck your ground bugger.

[00:17:48] I mean, I could have maybe tried running away, but I kinda want to run across the cloud, you know.

[00:18:07] It's okay.

[00:18:08] We got the second guy, doesn't matter.

[00:21:08] All right, Glintons is secured, let's go.

[00:21:38] The light begins while you dream A life never lives in peace

[00:22:07] To stand upon the air

[00:22:11] Loven by a single blade

[00:22:17] It made me fall down upon you

[00:22:23] But the devil is knocking right at your door

[00:24:37] That shit is so good.

[00:25:07] I guess we know who this is from

[00:25:12] Oh, I don't know

[00:25:15] Does anybody know what we are looking for?

[00:25:19] Another hero

[00:25:22] Another mind that's in front

[00:25:25] Behind the curtain

[00:25:27] Behind the curtain

[00:25:29] Behind the curtain

[00:25:31] Behind the curtain

[00:25:33] Behind the curtain

[00:25:35] Behind the clouds, his time has died

[00:25:43] He's a traitor, he's a traitor, he's a traitor

[00:25:47] I'm sorry

[00:27:05] I'm the only one

[00:27:08] Yes I am

[00:27:10] I must give all of my life

[00:27:13] I'm just a bit tired

[00:27:15] I'm just a bit tired

[00:27:18] I'm just a bit tired

[00:27:21] I'm just a bit tired

[00:27:24] I'm just a bit tired

[00:28:35] How's the love you meant to hold?

[00:28:38] Can't it tell us the truth?

[00:28:41] You could keep your fears by self as fun souls

[00:28:45] Are you afraid of not a boy along your own?

[00:28:50] Are you afraid of how much we need fun souls?

[00:28:54] And take him home?

[00:31:35] Oh, it's my own.

[00:32:05] I'm not gonna die.

[00:32:07] I'm not gonna die.

[00:32:09] Save me.

[00:32:25] I'm not gonna die.

[00:32:27] Nice!

[00:33:05] I

[00:35:05] Holy fuck dude. I had to unlock every fiber of my being for that one. I'm not gonna lie.

[00:35:34] not gonna like that we have to unlock every five of our fucking things for that

[00:35:37] one holy fucking shit and David need the other thing answer some spigileth

[00:35:45] having a private to Campbell a glooker thing answer subs butter there in few

[00:35:49] months on that all these songs are my powerful feelings playlist as yaks and

[00:35:54] there's a once I'm like thank you nice to you though the good people just get it

[00:36:01] No, it actually is. It actually is.

[00:36:03] And, uh, I skewed the gift. Thank you, Thermalus of Azor.

[00:36:07] Yo, you guys know Motherfuckin' Dome?

[00:36:09] Uh...

[00:36:10] And he locked in like never before, and I'm telling you, we're actually locked in.

[00:36:13] Like no other time.

[00:36:15] And GrimG turned it to one suck Mac.

[00:36:17] EmRacle turned it to one suck Mac.

[00:36:20] Uh, Young and Reggie thanks for the subs.

[00:36:23] Uh, OG, Moist, RDF thanks for the subs too.

[00:36:26] Tiggs, Thermalus, RK, Bandit, Tida thanks for the subs too.

[00:36:30] and that in fact nobody gave it thing as a sub-special nine more to go now we

[00:36:40] actually got it now I'm trying as Josh you got it like I'm locked into a level

[00:36:44] that we've never been locked into before oh it's a jinx who's this game off

[00:36:48] streamer on the watch

[00:36:51] Oh that was a rough one, I need Cogmo in B9.

[00:36:58] He played two games today so far?

[00:37:00] Wait did he play two?

[00:37:02] I'm telling you bro, we're locked in like never before right now, literally like I'm

[00:37:13] in time guys, we're locked in like literally never before right now.

[00:37:18] Can you show your runes for you?

[00:37:19] I got you a one-win champ select and uh jade out there with a five. I uh, y'all should get there with a five and so

[00:37:25] I'll probably get a five on my and co-op in a five on them. Thank you

[00:37:31] No, you're you're a hundred percent right that's why sometimes it's about us sitting there and just like I mean like holding back the urge to fucking dance

[00:37:38] You know what I mean? Yeah, so this is the tax piggy

[00:37:42] When the enemy team is tankier and this is like assassin

[00:37:45] When you want to go crit

[00:37:49] you got this no we actually do not thank you bro no we won't be on time yet

[00:38:02] give me good like it's gonna be fucking good things on echo jungle right now I

[00:38:12] think echo jungler is okay but from grease the bro I went a broader cover

[00:38:18] Are your knuckles?

[00:38:19] No bro, it's a fucking shirt!

[00:38:21] IT'S NOT A BRUH!

[00:38:24] IT'S A SH-

[00:38:48] you

[00:39:18] you

[00:39:48] you

[00:40:18] you

[00:40:48] you

[00:41:18] you

[00:41:48] cause I'm not again, I'm too much to tell the truth

[00:41:52] and I know that we know the real things

[00:41:55] only the kids in this side

[00:41:58] don't know that I'm more than a miscarver

[00:42:02] but I

[00:42:04] don't want to see you die

[00:42:06] I don't want to do this anymore

[00:42:09] I don't want to be the reason why

[00:42:12] every time I walk I go door

[00:42:15] I don't want to take away his love, I don't want to be, I don't want to be

[00:42:30] I'm gonna die

[00:42:32] I'm gonna die

[00:42:34] I'm gonna die

[00:42:36] I'm gonna die

[00:42:38] You know what I mean?

[00:42:39] I'm going on my way

[00:42:41] And I'm gonna go like this

[00:42:44] This is the magic

[00:42:46] You're gonna love me

[00:42:48] I'm gonna be your lady

[00:42:50] I can't forget about you

[00:42:52] And I'm gonna know

[00:42:54] I can't forget about you

[00:42:56] I'm gonna be your lady

[00:44:58] you

[00:45:28] you

[00:45:58] you

[00:46:28] you

[00:46:58] you

[00:47:28] you

[00:47:58] You

[00:49:28] I was fine, like a lie, we were feeling fine

[00:49:32] Every song was a favorite one

[00:49:35] We stayed out till the morning fell

[00:49:37] If you remember, we still slept here

[00:49:40] Like the ocean still right here

[00:49:42] If I could go back in time

[00:49:45] I'd be living on to that day

[00:50:19] Come here, you little girl!

[00:50:24] Come here, you little girl!

[00:50:27] Come here, you little girl!

[00:50:30] I've grown and I've always grown and

[00:50:33] Every moment felt like a wind

[00:50:36] We didn't care where the night went

[00:50:39] We just lived it all again

[00:50:41] Every man was still so clear

[00:50:43] Like the ocean still right here

[00:50:46] If I could go back in time

[00:51:19] you

[00:51:49] you

[00:52:19] you

[00:52:49] you

[00:53:19] you

[00:53:49] you

[00:54:19] You

[00:55:19] You are a seminar, I could watch you forever.

[00:55:38] Actually, through love, I could watch you for a minute.

[00:55:49] The

[00:56:08] We got this

[00:56:49] We can't kill an accent, it's right for me to just focus on what kind of health.

[00:57:19] Now I need someone to breathe me back to life

[00:57:26] Got a feeling that I'm going to be another death

[00:57:29] But I know that I'll be king out of the life

[00:57:33] But be kind to me one more time

[00:57:36] I'm gonna beat you up once more

[00:57:49] I'm gonna be the better boy in a nutshell

[00:57:55] For the moment that I need you to know

[00:57:58] I can't call it you my lover

[00:58:01] You are

[00:58:03] But you know I can't be the better man

[00:58:06] You are the better man

[00:58:08] You are the better man

[00:58:10] You are the better man

[00:58:12] You are the better, you are the better

[00:58:16] You don't have to die for this!

[00:58:35] Hi guys, it's PlaceBats. You guys think by the end of this game, our Vladimir is not going to be worth anything at all?

[00:58:40] Or is he just going to get worthless scum at the entire game?

[00:58:43] What do you guys think?

[00:58:44] While the enemy midlaner is invading me from level 3 on my red buff, my barge is jerking off and then doing nothing.

[00:58:50] But is he going to stay like this the whole game?

[00:58:52] Yes or no?

[00:59:14] now and now and now and never

[00:59:20] maybe he proves us all wrong

[01:00:14] I

[01:00:21] I

[01:00:24] I

[01:00:27] I

[01:00:30] I

[01:00:33] I

[01:00:36] I

[01:00:39] I

[01:00:42] Yeah, that's going to be a rough one first one.

[01:01:11] When I get a move, sit on the wall

[01:01:15] Do they sign on one shoulder? I don't think it's playable

[01:01:18] Yes or no?

[01:01:19] If Varus signs on either of them, then there's a chance that I could get there

[01:01:25] Like the thing about this build is that this build you literally just need to like

[01:01:30] Be in a fight for like 2 seconds and people start dying

[01:01:35] We don't know how to love without a room

[01:01:38] Like there's a chance.

[01:01:42] Fucking discuss my games very much.

[01:01:58] Why would the enemy team not just Baron when they're double our kills?

[01:02:08] and I am already halfway out the door

[01:02:14] and you're gonna kiss me, say you'll kiss you baby

[01:02:17] I lose my cool

[01:02:21] I'm gonna get a monster

[01:02:27] I don't even know why I try

[01:02:30] Oh my god

[01:02:32] like is this even an unplayable matchup provider i need i need to i need to find out it's like

[01:02:50] fucking serious

[01:03:20] We're gonna have to give a soul here one of my sets ocean soul and I'm pretty crazy. So I'm just like go for one shots

[01:04:20] I mean now my boss is pretty proud as fuck, look at my boss instantly ult's the one clear

[01:04:39] I didn't realize that was how we're still done.

[01:04:49] Okay, so we'll get this one afterwards.

[01:04:54] I mean, we still got some...

[01:04:56] We still got like a good chat down on bars, Loki.

[01:05:03] Like, low key, low key we still got a good shutdown bar, so I could actually be okay.

[01:05:21] He was just horrible.

[01:05:25] This is the saddest thing ever.

[01:05:27] I get invaded by the enemy midlaner all games of fun where the enemy jungler gets like a free ride and then now he's just throwing the thread and he's 4-line-1-shotting me.

[01:05:45] Good news is that Ana's no flash.

[01:05:47] I've already sold so I think I'll just run unless she gets seekers if she comes back

[01:05:56] here and she has seekers for fuck.

[01:05:58] Yo buddy can you just walk into the unmoorded bushes and fucking die for us since that's

[01:06:05] all you're good for anyways.

[01:06:09] Like he's either good for nothing else you know.

[01:06:13] Alright bad news guys, she has the Seekers.

[01:06:24] This game should be unmanable now.

[01:06:40] Oh my god. Wow.

[01:06:52] The enemy team is doing a really poor job of zoning us here.

[01:06:59] Like, the enemy teams are just so horrendous.

[01:07:04] But they just have the Mediapas on just so it doesn't matter.

[01:07:40] if I could actually go into my fire

[01:07:53] like if I could have smite someone in the band there

[01:07:57] low-capable, I'm missing like 300 gold for my LDR so if I can just get this here

[01:08:00] that might be a change in your sign

[01:08:03] he's like what I would really just need is just LDR once I get LDR to do a lot of damage

[01:08:06] I'm going to be very strong.

[01:08:21] WAIT!

[01:08:22] Hold on, give it a second, give it a second now.

[01:08:27] Well, let's get another 1k, that's completely worth it.

[01:08:29] I mean, dude, Vice is strong as fuck.

[01:08:32] The problem is that we need a frontline perman, our only frontline is in all intents and disabled areas.

[01:08:36] I'm just sweating off that skin.

[01:08:49] Why are you rocking in 1v4? Are you fucking retarded?

[01:08:52] This guy's actually retarded.

[01:08:53] I'm not even hearing life.

[01:08:55] This guy's playing from a Wi-Fi connection in the shortlist right now.

[01:09:00] the actual

[01:09:23] case or any way that we could ever plan the dragon

[01:09:30] wait that's f**king huge for us, what?

[01:09:53] Wait, that's actually insane for us.

[01:10:06] Just go out there.

[01:10:20] Back off, go out there.

[01:10:22] I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.

[01:10:32] I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.

[01:10:43] CAAAANNNNNN Puns.

[01:10:46] GET OVER HERE WEEEEEEEEERRRR

[01:10:48] Cameron.

[01:10:49] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[01:10:50] CAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[01:11:06] M'oh la doi'

[01:11:13] if you fly just like an angel

[01:11:18] this is the feeling

[01:11:22] that is group you fucking moron piece of shit bastard scumbag you fucking worth this reject

[01:11:27] group the only thing you're good for is dying for your team you fucking human shield

[01:11:32] then someday you might fly

[01:11:35] literally bros are walking human shield and that's all he is

[01:11:37] teleport now

[01:11:39] I can instantly clear these waves, but I just need to try to sit in my special house tonight.

[01:11:54] Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?

[01:11:59] That's not gonna work.

[01:12:04] Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?

[01:12:09] That's half of the world.

[01:12:15] Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?

[01:12:20] It's the best half of the world.

[01:12:26] Yo you guys know motherfuckers don't?

[01:12:32] Oh my god, dude.

[01:12:34] Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't mess with the world.

[01:12:44] Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't mess with the world.

[01:12:54] Oh my god, we won.

[01:13:00] Oh

[01:13:12] That's an omen that's an omen that's a fucking omen that's an omen that's an omen winning that game

[01:13:17] That's an omen that is a fucking omen

[01:13:22] Why forgot talking my bar fuck that pisses me off now, they play real well though

[01:13:30] and the shadows go stranger Ray flux area one of these polar bear they back I am

[01:13:42] not boss seven those subs baby immortal thing as a substance off TJ

[01:13:48] Farrow shields and answers up to thank you I recommend Kenny no it's a it's a

[01:13:56] the stringer. Let's get Eiffel. And then Eve tried them in the sub as well, 10 sub

[01:14:01] time in the prime. Path, Jambush, Zilla, Soul Snatcher, they answer all the subs.

[01:14:07] Thank you guys. And that was the 10 sub time as well. Thank you.

[01:14:11] Holy fuck though, if we can win that game we can actually win anything.

[01:14:16] Jinx season in game he's so addicted, bro what if I told you it's so bad that

[01:14:21] that's his literal third game of the day off stream. Wait I'm not getting like that's

[01:14:25] so addicted yes or no

[01:14:28] it's like

[01:14:32] it's actually his fourth

[01:14:34] he's in his fourth game of stream

[01:14:37] i love seeing that

[01:14:44] i'm telling you bro it's a third enemy go crazy but to be fair to be fair that

[01:14:47] wasn't me though

[01:14:48] and turned me down this up

[01:14:50] and i don't know what's going on too

[01:14:51] the reason why that game went the way it did is because our son and our uh...

[01:14:55] Mars just went fucking crazy. I did play it super well.

[01:15:00] Yo, you guys know motherfucking goad?

[01:15:02] That's heckled in the world.

[01:15:15] Most average... you're a moron.

[01:15:20] No, we are not average. My head is fucking goaded.

[01:15:22] and it's out there if I'm welcome thank you

[01:15:28] guys it might be another you game I might be another you game okay although

[01:15:38] the heck is this calling to me as well to be honest

[01:15:41] could use this game I'm gonna do crud you this game

[01:15:49] credit you girls crazy let me go back in one sec

[01:15:51] you got no motherfuckin donald best hacker in the world

[01:16:19] They take me out to the old mountains, they say I'm caught up in a dream

[01:16:25] My life will pass me by if I don't know that you're mine, so that's fine by me

[01:16:31] So let me up and get sold, oh, oh, oh

[01:16:34] Let me up and get sold, oh, oh, oh

[01:16:37] All this time, oh, oh, oh, oh

[01:16:39] So let me up and get sold, oh, oh, oh

[01:16:44] So they get up and get it solved

[01:16:47] When I'm by your name, I move there

[01:16:51] All this time I was standing by step

[01:16:53] Off the ground, in your rockers' arms

[01:17:10] So they get up and get it solved

[01:17:13] The guy singing is gonna do the same cringe bullshit you did last game dude fucking ingame yourselves

[01:17:43] I'm probably going to get level 1 in a bit by rhythm, no?

[01:17:48] No?

[01:17:49] No?

[01:17:50] No?

[01:17:51] No?

[01:17:52] No?

[01:17:53] No?

[01:17:54] No?

[01:17:55] No?

[01:17:56] No?

[01:17:57] No?

[01:17:58] No?

[01:17:59] No?

[01:18:00] No?

[01:18:01] No?

[01:18:02] No?

[01:18:03] No?

[01:18:04] No?

[01:18:05] No?

[01:18:06] No?

[01:18:07] No?

[01:18:08] No?

[01:18:09] Have a nose

[01:18:25] So it's gonna be clearing up for sure that's fine

[01:18:27] I really just want to play on the rest of the outside here, so I just have to buy full

[01:18:51] Okay, I'm lost, yep.

[01:18:57] Ooh.

[01:18:59] Though, if I get invaded again, I need to actually kill my Iceman so Skogsucker doesn't move.

[01:19:13] Love.

[01:19:16] Whaaat?

[01:19:18] Wait, there's no way he's invading me on the red again.

[01:19:24] No shot, right?

[01:19:25] No shot, he's doing it again.

[01:19:27] What?

[01:19:28] I'm gonna put up my pants.

[01:19:29] Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.

[01:19:30] No, we're getting into a bunch of fun shit.

[01:19:41] No, we're getting a bunch of fun, chat.

[01:20:11] I'm gonna cut myself.

[01:20:14] Oh wait, I should have fun.

[01:20:16] Oh, what the fuck? Thank God.

[01:20:20] What?

[01:20:26] OH MY GOD!

[01:20:28] We got this.

[01:20:30] Give me the sunlight!

[01:20:32] You fucking cocksucker, you two.

[01:20:34] Fucking piece of shit.

[01:20:41] I'm not gonna let you down, just let me go.

[01:20:50] You must know that we're a little staining, while you were talking about our line.

[01:20:56] Looking for you, you need more.

[01:21:01] Nothing else, nothing else.

[01:21:05] You never, ever let me go.

[01:21:09] Oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD!

[01:21:25] Let's go now!

[01:21:27] Oh, I'm gonna break into the 700's of this way.

[01:21:57] I

[01:22:27] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

[01:22:53] Yo, you guys know motherfucking DOLL?

[01:22:55] Best hacker in the world.

[01:23:27] you

[01:23:57] you

[01:24:27] you

[01:24:57] you

[01:25:27] you

[01:25:57] you

[01:26:27] You

[01:27:27] How pain enters the body, the brain controls pain.

[01:27:35] We tested patients with children.

[01:27:40] We created man so he doesn't feel pain, or love, or risk anything.

[01:27:49] Fifty years from now, people will look back and say,

[01:27:52] here, this place is where it all began.

[01:28:57] We're giving dragon plank for topside.

[01:29:02] I don't want to throw this gun in the air, we're only playing off of secure that downflip.

[01:29:57] You should have saved me.

[01:30:08] You should have saved me.

[01:30:18] You should have saved all of my people.

[01:30:27] holy f**king juts that mascot bruv

[01:30:57] oh my god she looks so cute

[01:31:48] I

[01:32:18] Let's see the end of this body rock

[01:32:22] Girl, I can see your body rock

[01:32:25] Take your bow

[01:32:28] You'll find out how to stick it now

[01:32:32] We got a party like a spirit

[01:32:34] It's love tonight

[01:32:35] I wanna show you what the fun is

[01:32:37] Everything's alive

[01:32:38] It's like it's the day

[01:32:39] About the world

[01:32:40] We got a party like a spirit

[01:32:41] I'm coming for ya

[01:32:42] I'm coming for ya

[01:32:43] Cause I

[01:33:14] I

[01:33:21] I

[01:33:24] I

[01:33:29] I

[01:33:34] I

[01:33:39] I trusted that my recon would be able to actually get the fucking ult on the jinx, so let me

[01:33:54] just end.

[01:33:55] She's worth 1k, although if I can get that kill, it's fucking over.

[01:34:01] There's a nice on the old coastline

[01:34:05] Laughing out, we don't feel that fine

[01:34:08] Every song has a favorite one

[01:34:11] We stayed out till the morning sun

[01:34:14] Every man was still so clear

[01:34:16] Like the ocean still right here

[01:34:19] If I could go back in time

[01:34:22] I'd even hit on tonight

[01:34:55] We're gonna kill you, we're gonna kill you

[01:35:01] Kill me, kill me, kill me

[01:35:03] Kill me, kill me, kill me

[01:35:05] Kill me, kill me, kill me

[01:35:07] One man, we've holding

[01:35:09] Every moment felt like a moment

[01:35:12] We didn't care where the night went

[01:35:15] We just lived it all again

[01:35:18] You're still so clear

[01:35:20] Like the ocean, still right here

[01:35:22] If I could go back in time, I could live it all tonight

[01:35:58] We need to work for a way that we can, like,

[01:36:28] like catch someone out in the jungle and just like encircle them.

[01:37:28] I mean, honestly, huge shelf on the cover. I'll take it. I have all DR now, and I still carry. Let's get it done.

[01:38:28] I

[01:38:44] As I'm genuinely fucking huge right now. Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald best heck room in the world

[01:38:58] Thank you for watching!

[01:39:28] you

[01:39:58] you

[01:40:28] you

[01:40:58] you

[01:41:28] you

[01:41:58] you

[01:42:28] I

[01:42:45] Run this has fallen

[01:42:47] Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[01:43:04] I'm taking all parts of my body so make me fucking speak right now.

[01:43:14] I'm kidding.

[01:43:15] There's something I got in special needs, I'm not controlling.

[01:43:20] I know I see

[01:45:20] in my life now there's only love in the dark nothing i can say i'm totally clueless of the heart

[01:45:35] guys type one if you're genuinely starting to fucking believe right now bro is anybody

[01:45:41] starting to believe besides just fucking me am i the only one believing right now

[01:45:50] 7 wins away

[01:45:59] Bro, holy shit

[01:46:04] And uh...

[01:46:05] Lumbra as you griff, Glocky thing as her subs

[01:46:09] No, just I don't have to bang the outside build, like, that's honest, no

[01:46:13] No

[01:46:14] Like, the thing is I couldn't do one shot

[01:46:16] He can't escape that, can't run

[01:46:18] Analyzing infamous Breezy, Willywhack, Max, who gives us our subs, they could have been their own non-slug max.

[01:46:25] They can't have 3-months as well.

[01:46:27] Toyboy, Kujo, Destiel, Fenguas, all the subs.

[01:46:31] And Nick, their media.

[01:46:33] The thing with my job is just streaming and playing League of Legends thoughts.

[01:46:40] Don't do it.

[01:46:42] The thing about streaming is that your success of your stream is going to be dependent on your mood, right?

[01:46:47] And if you're stressed because your stream isn't doing well, then it's gonna make your streams in turn become worse

[01:46:52] Which gives you less of a chance to make it full-time. That's the reason why starting on power top is just way better

[01:47:01] That's why it's still just like way better

[01:47:06] The donor and the prime and Sandy Z man hypha there in the prime. Yo hypha you played ball, bro

[01:47:12] You fucking bastard. You actually almost made us lose

[01:47:15] You guys know motherfuckers, I won't.

[01:47:17] And by VD's Hugh J, that's saying that's where they get, and Rogue, having fun.

[01:47:24] How do I level up faster without using money?

[01:47:27] If you really want to level fast, you can just spam, I think, intermediate bots.

[01:47:31] Gives you a lot of XP.

[01:47:35] Can't escape that, can't run!

[01:47:38] all right guys well we are literally on the fucking tail on the nash tree today though

[01:47:48] like the nash tree today is literally god mode we are not losing on the e bro like this

[01:47:53] crit build especially like holy fuck holy shit but it doesn't mean i'm only gonna play

[01:48:01] you like if we're sitting there and we like uh we gotta get off our team for

[01:48:05] another thing that we'll see. Can you stand up and show us the rest of your mankini please?

[01:48:10] Dude it is not a fucking mankini it is a STRINGER and I look cool today! I look really fucking cool.

[01:48:24] Yo you guys know motherfucking don't? Best couple in the world.

[01:48:28] And uh smurf up there and stuff, welcome. Thank you.

[01:48:37] Yo, Teemo, trade me. They already welcome me, Shen.

[01:48:41] Now, it could be Shen's support, but I'm not playing so...

[01:48:48] TRADE, TRADE, TRADE, TRADE, TRADE, TRADE!

[01:48:52] I don't know if they're speaking to me.

[01:48:53] FUCK!

[01:48:58] What's your name?

[01:49:00] What?

[01:49:02] You should wear a Speedo with your mankini.

[01:49:08] Yeah, Loki, I should actually.

[01:49:10] But it's just like, dude, I'm going to be honest, like, okay, I need to tell you guys a story about Speedos.

[01:49:15] So at one point I go to Disney with Laura for our first Valentine's Day together.

[01:49:20] And when we go there, I buy this, like, this, like, savings.

[01:49:26] But the problem was is I didn't realize the bathing to the bathing suit was too small right I started playing a week ago

[01:49:33] So like what ends up happening

[01:49:35] I'm not even trolling is a one-point rat Disney and there's like a pool at our hotel

[01:49:40] So I put the bathing suit on and guys I promise you I literally looked like a pedophile. It was crazy

[01:49:45] It was like too tight and too small and then my belly was like hanging over the sides and shit

[01:49:51] And it's like it was bad, bro

[01:49:53] And like because it was so tight you could really see my print as well. It was very horrible like I literally felt

[01:50:00] I literally felt like some kind of fucking like some weird creepy guy, you know, I mean Laura found it hilarious

[01:50:07] But that dude that was fucked up

[01:50:09] So you fucked up

[01:50:14] And uh, so leaps down into the six on survive. Thank you

[01:50:17] Can you make a rod tutorial on jungle?

[01:50:22] I think we've got a lost one to do.

[01:50:24] Yeah, it would actually be down 2 sometime soon.

[01:50:26] I'd be 100% down 2.

[01:50:36] What's your max bench?

[01:50:38] I don't bench anymore.

[01:50:39] I feel like benching does nothing for your actual physique.

[01:50:42] The engine is like push-ups, it only gets you better at doing the exercise but doesn't actually help at all.

[01:50:47] Yeah, it's good if you want to sit there and you want to...

[01:50:49] Oh, I ban tracks wirelessly, but I'll tell you that.

[01:50:54] But I'm also able to do those 2.25.

[01:50:56] Okay, let's focus on...

[01:50:58] Okay.

[01:51:07] Thank you, man.

[01:51:08] Alright, I'll see you guys.

[01:51:12] W in a 3-camp here versus Shen like Volker and Kerbin fine but not like that

[01:51:24] So now we just play on Red and Zekrugs

[01:51:38] That was my team on really losing lane level 1.

[01:51:43] Wonder what I'm getting.

[01:51:45] I guess there's no bot gank up to here so I just have to find a reset here then.

[01:52:13] Oh

[01:52:16] So Shen is focusing towards bot. Wow, he's fucking late on the square. Unless his career really is just that bad

[01:52:29] Are you start Raptors every single time I play had come nowadays, I always just in camp

[01:52:33] It allows you to be activated on the map earlier and if they meet she's

[01:52:43] I start here most of the time and see how it's going to be.

[01:53:09] when you get challenger and thanks junkie foodie just think about how many

[01:53:21] doing sessions you will be real rational please get all I need it I'm playing

[01:53:27] when I start spanking spanking Jinxie guys I've mined raid that's good

[01:53:33] hi boys hi boys listen what I'm about to say but don't be a shaman bro thank you

[01:53:37] But yeah, when I start spanking Jinxie, I'm gonna slip my pinkie in his fucking asshole

[01:53:42] And then I'm just gonna like to summit so far deep there that he starts nutting on my leg

[01:53:46] And then I'm just never gonna wash my hands or my leg ever again

[01:53:50] And it's not just complete through the game

[01:53:57] Oh my god, I should just go again

[01:53:59] I have mine what if I told you Jinx he said yesterday me hitting challenger would be impossible

[01:54:06] and it's like this morning around the 3 game win streak and now we're only 7 wins away.

[01:54:17] Alright I really want to look on the uh the clogs here, food player and clogs that should

[01:54:20] be insane.

[01:54:27] Adontis, isn't that sexual assault?

[01:54:30] Not if Tinksy likes it?

[01:54:31] No, I'm kidding.

[01:54:32] Wow, that's crazy to say.

[01:54:46] Alright, let's just slowly dance aboard cancellation now.

[01:54:53] Alright, we're good now.

[01:54:54] Alright, now we just gotta put on the game.

[01:54:57] all right top spot folk here that we can make on the uh

[01:55:34] from challenger

[01:55:46] alright

[01:55:50] so now what i want to do is i want to look on the uh... the crapture, cause i'm going to have a timer for it

[01:55:55] shenna is going to attempt to gank mid, but the thing is he's going to be late no matter what he does here

[01:55:59] his only play that i wouldn't be able to contest one would be sawing the dragon

[01:56:04] but my ballon just works as anyone can be able to and it might even be like

[01:56:11] okay there look as far as I can

[01:56:24] I'm gonna wait a ton until my

[01:56:27] your knee on special package is ready to be a weirdo

[01:56:30] good enough

[01:56:36] so what i really want to do here is i want to look on the raptors and after raptors to look on the crugs

[01:56:43] actually no, shen is first to poke her, if shen is first to poke her then let's use that so i can try to make a drag

[01:56:48] strike. So now if the town smarty invades the shun on this red end kills him. Nice, listen

[01:57:05] to me. OHHHHH! And he sold it! Holy fuck I'm the greatest. I'm literally the greatest.

[01:57:11] i was like the mastermind behind that play

[01:57:18] i was here the mastermind behind that play

[01:57:28] the reason why i want to go for his raptors here is because i want to sink my entire jungle together

[01:57:35] I don't know if I can find him

[01:57:38] Shots on the other guy

[01:57:50] You know what? You can take the big one, I'll take all the small ones

[01:57:53] I really really really want to become the top subodger.

[01:58:11] I'm telling you guys, if we just play top subodger it's going to be the first play of our life.

[01:58:21] guys remind me today we're going to be doing some uh... some book on gaming

[01:58:31] but going for these grubs those off my book there's saying

[01:58:35] i think it's worth it

[01:58:38] by insecure every objective i think it's worth it

[01:58:51] I'm actually in something we call it and then what I'll do is I'll go bot to top re-invade

[01:59:00] the wrappers as soon as I get there.

[01:59:10] No Wukong, no Wukong, 60B.

[01:59:12] Wait, did you guys not watch my Wukong game yesterday?

[01:59:18] You guys didn't watch my Wukong game yesterday, did you?

[01:59:20] C4 persona at over 11 games, yes we dropped 14 kills, I'm crazy.

[01:59:31] Ok so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the red 2 walls.

[01:59:35] And after we can probably come to the drop too.

[01:59:50] Oh my god. Okay, give me a sec.

[02:00:20] I

[02:00:36] Like let's go had to get the Amazon package look at now

[02:00:50] The only shop on their entire team is Chanel's.

[02:00:55] I feel like that's very low-intensity.

[02:00:58] I don't know if they build around that.

[02:01:08] Okay, so Ash has her one item to spike for this play now.

[02:02:20] What happened with Steven?

[02:02:25] Uh, one more thing, we just uh...

[02:02:29] He's living in the South Island right now.

[02:02:33] And I racked him for 48 months on my... Thank you.

[02:02:38] Alright, so what we're going to do is we're going to look on the Krugs and after Krugs we're going to look on the Dragon.

[02:02:50] So we'll look on the bot side and after the bot side, I'm probably just like coming dragon.

[02:03:00] Guys, all this is gonna be up in 70.

[02:03:08] I think we might have to wait for that ult though.

[02:03:10] Yeah, if you go for a fight right now, it's probably game losing, honestly.

[02:03:14] Wait, no, shut off the top, look at it.

[02:03:32] I'm gonna be honest with you, my smite is upgraded to, like, I'm willing to fight no.

[02:03:44] I'd be lying if I said I wasn't always a little bit worried about the trend right now though.

[02:04:09] we said on our popsline we should get

[02:04:16] alright so we got our endless hunger now and then afterwards

[02:04:19] I kinda want to just get my cleaver

[02:04:22] endless cleaver now

[02:04:27] although we do have a lot of damage but our damage is kinda like whatever

[02:05:09] I

[02:05:32] Think I'm best on right now is just giving this hell

[02:05:35] Did this team always fucking count?

[02:05:42] Maybe not, maybe it's the gold after another one.

[02:05:47] Yeah, all we have to do now is just pound this health and then we're gonna be in a super

[02:05:56] nice spot.

[02:05:57] all we have to do now is just found this health and then we're going to be in a super nice spot

[02:06:11] I'm going to send up and get an upgrade on the wrappers here

[02:06:57] I think I'll just clear the rest of my bot lane and not first Ignite with my health.

[02:07:27] all right let's find a reset here and then we'll come to the top, top crowd to the top

[02:07:51] something we should be in a really nice spot

[02:07:55] here we go nice

[02:08:02] all right we need to look on the crab here

[02:08:12] yo you guys know motherfucking donald's best heckle in the world now this is that

[02:08:16] but even if I go top it's not going to do anything

[02:08:23] now this on the other hand

[02:08:32] one

[02:08:34] no I'm going to be honest I just gave it everything I had left

[02:08:37] like you guys gotta clutch it up

[02:08:39] I don't know I'm going to be honest I'm just building into build dead real talk

[02:08:45] this looks free nice okay very good very good very good very good very good very good

[02:08:53] That Teemo should rush Rope and Char first, I think.

[02:09:00] Sure, okay.

[02:09:02] Yeah, second one, that's here.

[02:09:23] I don't think the jet is going to solve this game.

[02:09:52] I'm not even kidding when I say this, this hypo guy is actually Loki the Goat.

[02:10:10] Every single time I've been like post a challenger, I swear I think I've always gotten him in

[02:10:15] my games and he's always performed out of his mind.

[02:10:17] Like I'm not even kidding, like it's been like a few times now.

[02:10:22] fucking piece

[02:10:28] I want to put out my Bulbasaur and after that we'll look at the blue kill

[02:10:46] I'm in number 3 drag sound, that's the big money

[02:11:22] Close.

[02:11:42] Can you guys watch out because if Shenever gets the opportunity to like E flash onto the Ashe, then that's pretty bad.

[02:11:52] I'm gonna focus upwards on the reset we're playing on this

[02:11:59] Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't, best hacker in the world!

[02:12:29] Again, if it's nice and clean, you can just shut down all the systems, turn on all the lights,

[02:12:42] just close your eyes until now.

[02:12:47] There's nobody able to catch you.

[02:12:51] It's safe.

[02:12:58] What's going on?

[02:13:14] Come on, come on, come on.

[02:13:23] Who can come for us here? Nobody. You're off outside.

[02:14:28] I can't beat them you.

[02:14:35] Okay now we just gotta get this dragon another one.

[02:14:42] Silence.

[02:14:43] I can get these two again.

[02:14:52] I'll pound this one.

[02:15:04] Alright, team needs to shut up. We're gonna pound two lanes here.

[02:15:22] I think it's something that just used to every flash.

[02:15:52] so i'm gonna be honest i'm not even that worried about it

[02:15:58] but i think i need to get run run so i like i generally need run run

[02:16:03] why you try to type one of you guys think you deserve to be a juicer in your ears

[02:16:07] yes or no who deserves to be a juicer

[02:16:14] Oh, yeah.

[02:16:44] YAY!

[02:16:55] I know you're gonna take so long.

[02:16:59] It's the kill of one more kill!

[02:17:02] The last one to bow!

[02:17:06] You never saw the bandit's dying!

[02:17:39] I

[02:18:09] I don't want to get too ahead of myself, but it's happening!

[02:18:33] I don't want to get too ahead of myself, but it's happening!

[02:18:41] And may this video please react?

[02:18:43] Not now bro, not now.

[02:18:44] I'll react it tomorrow.

[02:18:45] I can't react to anything right now because it's going to take me out of the mentality.

[02:18:57] T-Bug, Nero, uh, Corti-Pies, Porta, Roxanne, and Psych, thing as for the subs, pre-show.

[02:19:03] Ron, you were at 800 bitgears last time I was talking.

[02:19:09] Hehehehe, thank you, Ron, and I will end our rec band for the 4 years live back. Thank you.

[02:19:18] Shes, say pretty sound that's just the 5% of our mod, you'll fuck your mod show, bro.

[02:19:22] I

[02:19:25] What I forgot to report the river in from us game you know hi fuck don't I'm gonna do it

[02:19:30] I'm gonna do it. Don't I'm gonna do it. I will do it. I will do it

[02:19:45] And uh

[02:19:47] Take him there in the prime and have you been for months on my thank you

[02:19:50] I need a play-offs, I strange one play-offs, this one's called the Conqueror

[02:20:01] Chad is it possible now? It fucking is

[02:20:12] Okay, guys

[02:20:15] I'm a bit of bad news

[02:20:17] I'm 99% sure my top laner is fogged and the thing is that Trindymer got picked by the

[02:20:27] enemy.

[02:20:29] Now he does play Zahen but the thing is that the last time I played with him, I mean he

[02:20:36] was first time in Chondal.

[02:20:38] You know what?

[02:20:41] i'll trust in him, he won 6-3 loss in this matchup, i'll trust in him

[02:20:50] i think we're doing a dana game here

[02:20:55] i'm gonna be honest with you guys, i think it's a dana game

[02:20:57] and uh...

[02:20:59] trying to get the sub, the cabbage, the prime, and royal for the 6-1 slumac, thank you

[02:21:11] Okay, so they are on Ash, Nautilus, Shen, and Kali.

[02:21:16] So, I don't really want to go Master Yi.

[02:21:19] And if I go Hecarim, Artemis, Foy, D.

[02:21:22] So, this is actually a dany game, believe it or not.

[02:21:34] Believe it or not, this is actually a dany game.

[02:21:37] We have to go dany here.

[02:21:41] Yeah, that is very good listening.

[02:21:45] Could you tell me the song you played in this clip, please?

[02:21:48] Uh, Andy, ask me, ask me after, ask me after.

[02:21:54] It's like right now I'm telling you guys, I can't do anything except just like queue up or piss.

[02:21:58] Like, I cannot get my mind out of the game right now.

[02:22:02] Okay, what the fuck is this?

[02:22:04] So it's fogged for the win two against frog...

[02:22:09] What the fuck is this?

[02:22:13] What?

[02:22:14] What is going on? What the fuck is going on? What is going on?

[02:22:17] Who the fuck is this guy?

[02:22:24] Who the fuck is this guy, dude?

[02:22:29] Who's the real one?

[02:22:39] Alright, let's go, guys.

[02:22:49] Alright, I think I just stopped the Bot Folk, alright.

[02:23:06] I

[02:23:18] Cuz I'm always gonna have like promo product here, so it should be really good for us

[02:23:28] Guys one number comes after 66

[02:23:36] from the world

[02:23:50] They just got play top to bottom and we're gonna be good

[02:24:06] you

[02:24:36] you

[02:25:06] you

[02:25:36] you

[02:26:06] you

[02:26:36] you

[02:27:06] You

[02:27:25] Cuz I would have actually a damage to kill fire into that

[02:27:36] I will just play dragons, the good news is I bought someone else

[02:27:42] Other good news is Gankplank has his shield now so he's very Thanos

[02:28:06] I played well, good chip.

[02:28:11] Tim is actually walking in there on the scene, you're walking pretty well.

[02:28:30] How about chip walking down one more wave?

[02:28:33] Yeah, one more wave then go.

[02:28:46] Okay, that's just...

[02:28:49] Well, that dragon, like, insta-walked up, what the fuck was that?

[02:28:52] It was, like, a bug or something.

[02:28:54] Because normally he, like, does, phew, I don't have for, like, two seconds to start walking, but they're just, like, insta-walked.

[02:28:59] Oh no, it's happening, it's happening, I'm a fucking piece of shit.

[02:29:07] No, I'm actually, I used my smite early because I thought I'd have time to get both charges

[02:29:17] No, we actually have a lot of them. The music needs to be louder.

[02:29:23] As long as the music is louder, we're going to be good. Let's go. Focus up, focus up.

[02:29:32] We're going to be good.

[02:30:03] thing is even if I were to gank top here, you know maybe it would be worth it

[02:30:33] Wow. Okay, I mean that's not the worst, that's not the worst, that's not the worst, we'll take it. I get my dusk and dawn now. I should have put my gold for it. We're in a really nice one now.

[02:31:03] It's not working out to do us to just bolt her up and then uh, I could maybe look on top

[02:31:15] I'm getting really greedy this game so I gotta lock in on that.

[02:31:45] Oh

[02:32:15] Oh

[02:32:25] Flash look on top

[02:32:45] so he really had his ult up again are you fucking serious

[02:32:53] I mean listen there is good news though the good news is shen's not gonna have his ult

[02:33:02] now for the uh...

[02:33:04] for the pharaon dragon

[02:33:05] so we can just easy winner

[02:33:24] is there anywhere that they agreed for the next wave of diving?

[02:34:02] Alright, we're definitely gonna play on this, you know.

[02:34:09] what is this guy talking about?

[02:35:01] Beginners this is a song saying never gonna die

[02:35:05] But he literally knows exactly how to play against his one trick so that he doesn't ever die

[02:35:31] I

[02:35:37] Try to eat try to find all the things inside my mind. We'll stay together

[02:35:43] Try to push try to part try to break us from the start

[02:36:01] Alright, good news is that this gank plan gets a double kill though, get a bow.

[02:36:08] I believe in you.

[02:36:13] Okay, so now I'm resetting down the bobcrab and I'm gonna be good.

[02:36:21] I can already get my rocket belt dude, I'm actually getting very fucking fed now.

[02:36:25] This is looking super fucking nice for us.

[02:36:29] only as definitely as her next one.

[02:36:44] Ooooooh good!

[02:36:48] Shen is so top, I'm invading.

[02:36:59] I

[02:37:09] Saw you're done

[02:37:29] What's that?

[02:37:31] Yo, you guys don't know what the fuck you're doing?

[02:37:59] How'd the jerk come off as hard as we could there?

[02:38:29] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[02:38:59] You're trying to come back to the world again with nobody, nobody.

[02:39:08] Nobody, nobody is desperate.

[02:39:13] Somebody, nobody is desperate.

[02:39:17] Nobody, nobody is waiting for you.

[02:39:24] I

[02:39:54] I

[02:40:20] Right

[02:40:24] and

[02:40:42] that's a very honest idea juicer for you as for now

[02:40:54] Not a hard sub at this point, dude.

[02:41:24] We stay up till we see the sun, but I can never get enough of my visions coming.

[02:41:33] I'm gonna be awesome if not for Shark, kill that there.

[02:41:36] When the silence fits around, we're not gonna settle down.

[02:41:41] I'm gonna do what you guys want, motherfucker, don't!

[02:41:45] Cause I'm gonna have a mother dog.

[02:41:48] Who is you?

[02:41:50] It's not an iron that's held for a space.

[02:43:20] I'm coming

[02:43:22] I'm coming

[02:43:24] I'm coming

[02:43:25] I'm coming

[02:43:27] I'm coming

[02:43:29] I'm coming

[02:43:31] I'm coming

[02:43:33] I'm coming

[02:43:35] I'm coming

[02:43:37] Life likes me like to change

[02:43:40] Recky family, I'm a good girl

[02:43:42] Cute take me over

[02:43:45] I'm coming

[02:43:47] Without feeling comes God, her fever dreams

[02:43:53] You put me to sleep

[02:43:57] Cause I'm out of my mind

[02:44:00] With you around

[02:44:03] Seeking the sound

[02:44:05] That you let me tell

[02:44:08] That I'm crossing the road

[02:44:11] But I need you now

[02:44:14] So get high, I'm not so high Just to fall back down low

[02:44:21] Your arms are on me I trust nobody

[02:44:26] We're here to party But I should know better

[02:44:31] Better if we won't ask anymore

[02:44:35] Let's see what the heart can do

[02:44:39] We're here but I should know better

[02:45:44] Came range to Boston

[02:45:49] There's no words she's lost in

[02:45:53] Victim of crime from your eyes

[02:45:59] He's staring at her empty arms

[02:46:03] London eyes, glass skull

[02:46:06] The mother of the school

[02:46:08] With the little catacombs

[02:46:11] A paradise

[02:46:15] He's in love with the statue in the mother blood

[02:46:23] He's here along with the girl that's time for God

[02:47:11] How you feel?

[02:47:29] Wasting moments

[02:47:32] Full of potential elements

[02:47:35] An angel in the sky

[02:47:41] But you can see her empty heart Wondering how she's got a scabble

[02:47:48] She's always seen a cataclysm, a peri-con, oh

[02:47:54] He's in love with this extra-human body

[02:48:00] He's in love with this girl that's time for God

[02:49:06] I'm not the same

[02:49:10] NICE!

[02:49:11] EXTRA!

[02:49:12] And you say

[02:49:17] We didn't want to part it too early

[02:49:20] Now it seems a world away

[02:49:22] But I miss a day

[02:49:24] Are we ever gonna feel the same?

[02:49:28] Standing in the light

[02:49:29] And it's all over

[02:49:30] Out of my mind

[02:49:32] Someone had to do a real line

[02:49:34] We'll be coming back for you one day

[02:49:37] We'll be coming back for you one day

[02:49:40] I don't even care if I know you're out of my mind

[02:49:44] I have to leave it all behind

[02:49:46] We'll be coming back for you one day

[02:50:04] I'm not smiling so much for that.

[02:50:34] We didn't want to call it too early Now it seems you're wrong, go away

[02:50:41] But I'm just a man, though we ever gonna feel the same

[02:50:46] Landam and the last and so we both got a problem

[02:50:51] Someone had to do it for the land Will we come in time for you one day?

[02:50:57] Will we come in time for you one day?

[02:51:00] I don't even care if I'm full, you're the bottom line

[02:51:04] Time to eat and talk and run

[02:51:06] We'll be coming back for you one day

[02:51:09] We'll be coming back for you one day

[02:51:12] We'll be coming back for you one day

[02:51:15] Gonna rise, gonna fall, we're getting pulled apart

[02:51:17] And we all do it all because it's all our hearts

[02:51:20] Gonna laugh up the sky so ignore the sparks

[02:51:23] And we all do it all because it's all our hearts

[02:52:00] I'm not going to end the game, I'm going to kill myself.

[02:52:04] No, I'm working.

[02:52:12] What do we got now?

[02:52:22] Oh, this one's...

[02:52:30] To the right, the world is much smaller

[02:52:36] There's room for all they can do with me

[02:52:43] Feels like I'm calling my words into how I used to be

[02:55:24] Oh my god.

[02:55:54] Okay, I need to piss bad guys. I need to fucking piss bad again in a minute

[02:56:01] Dantes, I need help. I am snapping with a girl but she seems desinterested but keeps on answering. What should I do?

[02:56:30] Day, day, what you wanna say say? Tell it to me everyday, day, but if you don't show me,

[02:56:39] Words, words, all they are is words words, do it on your train face face move,

[02:56:46] Do it in your selfishly, now let's all eat one eye,

[02:56:50] Drink it all with your lonely, dark lonely, eyes,

[02:56:54] I'm gonna be with you, I'm gonna be with you

[02:56:57] Before you go again, it'll be those two you owe

[02:57:01] Now I can take it easy with you

[02:57:03] You gotta show me, show me, show me, show me

[02:57:07] You're a team if you know what I'm gonna do

[02:57:09] You gotta show me, show me, show me, show me

[02:57:18] Down to you

[02:57:24] I

[02:57:41] Know you guys will never fucking don't

[02:57:46] In Dante's page we trust page in Dante's page we trust page in Dante's page

[02:57:51] we trust krait and dancy's krait and we trust krait and dancy's krait and we trust krait

[02:58:12] guys

[02:58:14] there might actually be a fucking chance

[02:58:18] There might actually be a fucking chance right now.

[02:58:26] There might actually be a chance.

[02:58:32] And uh, Team Alphanty wants one back.

[02:58:34] Dragon center wants one as well.

[02:58:36] I'm snapping with the gopher, she seems to be interested, but keeps on answering.

[02:58:39] What do I do? Leave her alone.

[02:58:41] She's only doing it to be nice, so just leave her alone.

[02:58:43] And Canadian Sebas and Pat, Dengas, and Subbs, you're up there if you want, so come back.

[02:58:50] Ghost, Parker, Gun Logic, Dengas, and all the Subbs.

[02:58:55] Pog, Joe, Noah, Fish, Dengas, and Subbs as well.

[02:59:00] Lunch, I'm done with the time. Thank you guys.

[02:59:04] You need 9 wins, get cancer, no I don't.

[02:59:07] We're literally like about to break into 900 LP if I'm not mistaken or problem

[02:59:20] sound like Jinx is calling Jinx is calling on your phone like in a second

[02:59:29] I guess my phone is charging

[02:59:43] Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLL?

[02:59:46] Best hack on the world

[02:59:55] Dude why the FUCK do you guys

[02:59:57] INSIST! I'M BORING!

[03:00:00] ABOUT EVERYTHING!

[03:00:02] HE'S NOT GOING!

[03:00:27] the

[03:00:41] jing see

[03:00:42] what if i told you that i woke up this morning and i'm now in a five game win streak

[03:00:46] but you know what i mean

[03:00:50] Let's say

[03:00:59] Let's make it eight hours, let's make it eight

[03:01:08] Right now we're five away

[03:01:20] If you don't get challenger today by hit night, you have to come to Florida and I'm gonna bend your money and spank you.

[03:01:27] Do you understand?

[03:01:29] And if I hit challenger, then I get to hit your G-Spot better than anyone else has ever had.

[03:01:39] Wait, his phone died.

[03:01:41] GENESY!

[03:01:42] Wait!

[03:01:43] Wait, Gensy, your phone died. What did you say?

[03:01:46] I thought only girls had a G-Spot. Besides, when...

[03:01:49] Listen bro, no one's ever hit my G spot buddy, but don't mess. If you could challenge her tonight, I might allow it.

[03:01:56] I got you. It's like now we gotta lock in for that.

[03:02:00] Bro, you're five wins away. Good luck. I'm just gonna let you lock in. I'm gonna keep periodically checking on you. You need to take over every game. Okay?

[03:02:11] Okay, GenC, I'm about to lock in Master Yi into a comp that's normally good for Master Yi. Like, wish me luck though.

[03:02:17] I

[03:02:18] Yeah, no, what heck rooms even worse. I already locked in you

[03:02:22] Yeah, our team is fully P. I already locked in you

[03:02:29] All right, I'll see you. Thanks

[03:02:35] All right

[03:02:39] All right, let's go, let me get my phone charger here in a second

[03:02:47] I've had it, death in me, like a king no more, like a king, king, king.

[03:03:16] I

[03:03:46] All right guys, let's go who's there for this one

[03:03:53] I'm gonna be honest

[03:03:54] I think I think it was actually decent pick this game like this game use an okay pick

[03:03:59] I just can't do the crit build. I was the only shape thing

[03:04:03] But we're still gonna get it done without this I'm not worried

[03:04:11] We're five wins away guys we need to lock it the fucking now

[03:04:16] We need to lock it the fucking up

[03:04:35] And we need to get the fuck done now guys

[03:04:46] It seemed to be a remake, nope.

[03:05:11] I'm gonna be honest with you guys, this game might be a bit hard for us, but I think we

[03:05:14] I think I'm supposed to go Glutton and Scream some out of what?

[03:05:23] I don't know, I'm never supposed to go like, StoCaps.

[03:05:26] Even when I do the on-hit build.

[03:05:30] Yeah, it's just like enemy comm is just so weird.

[03:05:36] I would have loved to go down in this game, or maybe even like Wukong, but Wukong was

[03:05:40] bound and down.

[03:05:41] I felt someone cause of my poor AP

[03:05:46] Just gotta walk it in and I'm gonna fucking do you right now

[03:06:11] So I'll show you my farm.

[03:06:33] I can't if I go for this.

[03:07:03] Yes

[03:07:33] Thanks for the crap, dumbass.

[03:07:45] Bitch.

[03:08:03] Alright, we're going to plant the rest of the clear, then afterwards we'll plant the

[03:08:10] I'm trying to figure out what the hell to do.

[03:08:27] I want to put out this dragon the second it spawns.

[03:08:43] I mean we don't have the second, but like soon after.

[03:08:57] So I'm going to set up here to this box slide.

[03:09:00] What is this fucking gear down sweetheart doing bro?

[03:09:23] Nice, invade, invade, invade brother.

[03:09:27] I'm not sure if he's going to be able to kill me, but he's going to be able to kill me.

[03:09:33] Those guys are going to be so mad.

[03:09:34] If he was pissed, they give the crab, but without losing his romp, he's going to lose his shit.

[03:09:43] Fuck.

[03:10:14] I don't care, she's not going to meet me.

[03:10:16] Alright, now Risa talked about poker.

[03:10:20] Die please?

[03:10:35] I don't know why I listen.

[03:10:37] Why do I just listen?

[03:10:41] Whatever it's hard to call.

[03:10:44] Yeah, well I just fucked up a lot of the tumble that was actually building up.

[03:10:51] Denied cannon, thanks for your fucking retard.

[03:10:54] Like yeah, denied cannon, now the enemy Zed came just got an invade on my top side and

[03:11:00] sold 200 volts for me.

[03:11:01] Sure, it's broke, at least we denied cannon.

[03:11:02] But it's my fault for some of this shit.

[03:11:05] I've been fighting for my life

[03:11:11] It's safe to say

[03:11:12] I've only fought a year and not a month

[03:11:14] Not this year, not this year

[03:11:16] I've fought something that hasn't happened

[03:11:19] Yeah, cool, bro

[03:11:20] I wish we'd have a night camp in here

[03:11:22] But I'm the fucking one who fucking listen

[03:11:24] I've been fighting for my life

[03:11:27] I've been fighting for my life

[03:11:30] I've been fighting for my life

[03:11:33] And when the morning comes, we let it all disappear

[03:11:38] We surrender

[03:11:42] It's all that we have for heaven

[03:11:48] It's the ocean for real to be

[03:12:03] No!

[03:12:08] Are these people fucking brain dead?

[03:12:33] So I would need to play for my fucking mid laner, but my mid laner is a filled barge

[03:12:49] Holy shiver and for PCS game, that's for sure.

[03:13:05] If shimmers fall bot in ads, I'd do that minimum ad setting.

[03:13:09] Seriously, the minimum, so you guys don't have to get overloaded with that.

[03:13:49] Alright guys, I'm going to have to 1v9 this one into a combat music, even that particularly

[03:14:08] great one too.

[03:14:09] If there's anyone I can do it, you're looking at it.

[03:14:15] It's safe to say I see the end.

[03:14:20] The time is now, never.

[03:14:26] Oh, shit, I didn't get it.

[03:14:29] Thank you, bro.

[03:14:32] I'll try to give you a crazy one here.

[03:14:39] I'm not sure if you can hear me.

[03:14:46] I'm not sure.

[03:14:55] Every heart is filled with light

[03:14:59] But to find the light you must first venture through darkness

[03:15:05] The darkness that is each of us I can tell this one is it sometimes you have to close

[03:15:25] you

[03:15:55] you

[03:16:25] you

[03:16:55] you

[03:17:25] you

[03:17:55] you

[03:18:25] You

[03:18:55] I'm not sure if I'm going to make it to the end of the game.

[03:19:25] First in my forest

[03:19:27] And you're pretty burnt

[03:19:29] Sling off key in my corners

[03:19:32] Cause it wasn't yours

[03:19:34] Yeah

[03:19:36] Wait a ways, go into it like me

[03:19:41] I needed to lose you to find me

[03:19:45] This need to escape, let me stop me

[03:19:49] I needed to hate you to love me

[03:20:53] We don't waste going through it bluntly

[03:21:03] I'm needed to lose you to find me

[03:21:06] This death who was killing me softly

[03:21:09] I'm needed to hate you to love me

[03:21:12] To love love, to love love, to love

[03:21:16] I'm needed to lose you to love me

[03:21:19] To love love, to love love, to love

[03:21:22] I need to close you, girl, love me

[03:21:38] Get away from me, do it by love

[03:21:41] I need to close you, girl, love me

[03:21:44] I need to close you, girl, love me

[03:21:47] I need to close you, girl, love me

[03:21:52] If I don't want to put the crash star, I would have died and given it a shot down last year, so I had to go right there.

[03:22:52] I mean that's my bad. I'm gonna be honest I wasn't expecting him to actually pop so hard on me.

[03:23:05] Fuck! It's okay. Team Kai is above. Forget.

[03:23:11] Well played. Better go work this one.

[03:23:14] I really wasn't planning to get like fuck on like that dude. I really wasn't.

[03:23:22] alright

[03:23:32] alright

[03:23:37] oh my god

[03:23:40] oh my god

[03:23:46] are we actually four wins away now?

[03:23:52] are we actually only four wins away now? 7.95?

[03:24:11] is let's say 920.

[03:24:32] 5 minutes.

[03:24:34] So we're not 4-1-0, we're not 4-1-0, we're gonna need 5.

[03:24:37] fuck that sucks we still need five we still need five we're not up for yet

[03:24:45] but if I get if I gets like 930 okay so let's say okay so 29 times 5 plus 798

[03:25:15] 943. I mean at 943 we won 100% guarantee challenger though. So if we win 5 straight we won 100%

[03:25:24] guarantee no matter what. Yeah, 943 would be 100% guarantee no matter what.

[03:25:34] Chainsaw that please, what, what the x-men are you trying to jinx here?

[03:25:44] Not sure.

[03:25:45] There you go.

[03:25:52] And a zany rogue there in the time, welcome.

[03:25:54] Thank you.

[03:25:55] The young one today, dumb as the folk, yes we won.

[03:25:57] And the sky came in the sun.

[03:25:59] Castered, Sally, and the honorable thing is, we're at times, I'm Anthony, I've been here

[03:26:03] Throbbing cock, damn it, the five months as well, bruh.

[03:26:06] And uh, Childs and Ricky, thing, as well, so.

[03:26:09] Uh, Carlos and Jack, thing, as well, Primes too.

[03:26:12] Okay, guys.

[03:26:14] And Jack, I think, so, so much.

[03:26:16] Thank you.

[03:26:18] Buggy, Munchie gives nothing for you.

[03:26:27] We're on a six game right now.

[03:26:29] I can't take that. Can't run.

[03:26:31] No, it's gonna take a while to get it.

[03:26:33] Thank you, Rob.

[03:26:40] Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?

[03:26:42] Best half of the world.

[03:26:48] I know I can't do soundbar more than that. Thank you.

[03:26:56] Alright guys, we need one gunner now.

[03:27:01] guys, what am i attentionist type in chat?

[03:27:31] So we have Twitch, Nami, and me locked in Kai'Sa, I'm not training though.

[03:27:48] So far we could lock in anything.

[03:27:54] Blue Khan is banned now, so it's between hack and die in a year.

[03:28:01] I'm going to last quick this game cause like right now it's either going to be Hecarim

[03:28:21] or you. Depends on what the last two picks are.

[03:28:35] That's nice, that's a bottle. Thank you

[03:28:51] All right, all means that we go with Hecarim. Hecarim is good here too though.

[03:29:00] I don't mind it guys, I don't mind it this game, I'm gonna be honest with you.

[03:29:04] There goes the Yi. Yeah, I'm gonna be awesome. I'll mute this ADC hands again, this guy's

[03:29:21] He's raping cats in the horizon

[03:29:34] Wait, it's the Zed from last game that I shit on and now he's talking mastery because he thinks he's gonna show on me

[03:29:44] Oh, I never mind

[03:29:46] Never mind, he's actually just a E1 trick, cheers

[03:29:51] I

[03:29:59] Let's go

[03:30:05] Bro that double exhaust water we fucking serious

[03:30:12] Then we sign suffer my ear drums

[03:30:21] All right, let's do this.

[03:30:45] I'm just gonna be a really cringe game by the way, double exhaust.

[03:31:14] Oh, again, so is the carrier.

[03:32:14] Oh god you know I was just back for the top 2

[03:32:29] It's one of my favorite songs.

[03:32:43] Many beautiful guys, I actually have a good feeling about this game. Don't ask me why.

[03:32:55] Don't ask me why, but I really have a good feeling about this one.

[03:32:59] Your body is entirely a shoe brand

[03:33:02] Your body is a shoe brand

[03:33:06] Your body is entirely a shoe brand

[03:33:09] Your body is a shoe brand

[03:33:10] Your body is a shoe brand

[03:33:18] What?

[03:33:23] Desire to die, but still too late

[03:33:25] Your blood has to go in

[03:33:26] Pizza and hunk of fat

[03:33:27] Hasan meanwhile, I've been murdered

[03:33:29] I'm not alone, even if the sun is not always there

[03:33:35] I'm not alone, I'm not alone again

[03:33:37] I'll take my hand and be with you

[03:33:40] And I'll be with you, I'll breathe with you

[03:33:43] I can't be with you anymore, I can't be with you

[03:33:46] I'm not alone, I'm not alone

[03:33:52] I'm not alone, I'm not alone

[03:33:57] I

[03:34:17] Know

[03:34:19] Actually good actually good

[03:34:27] just kill?

[03:34:38] alright, we got this shit easy now

[03:34:47] Oh my god.

[03:34:58] Now tell me what's good about a hacker?

[03:35:01] Not much, honestly.

[03:35:03] Not anymore, unfortunately.

[03:35:05] But he's like, he does an okay job out after being a bruiser and assassin.

[03:35:08] And his ult makes him unsuppable, so it makes him have really good dive potential.

[03:36:17] Not fucking bad!

[03:36:21] We take those.

[03:36:47] I really want to become the Stripe.

[03:37:17] I don't know, Bob.

[03:37:35] Now just we suffer peg-onc-some again.

[03:37:47] I'm gonna get real, I'm gonna get real, baby

[03:38:00] I'm doing my best to get a message

[03:38:03] That's what it does for the world

[03:38:17] another gamer i have a Vladimir that just got bought his fucking ass so they can't pay

[03:38:34] Hey, you don't know that?

[03:39:34] How ages this shit?

[03:39:41] Oh my god

[03:41:34] Get him and your motherfuckin' nose!

[03:42:04] And now I get it really.

[03:42:23] Why is every harem game always feel so hate?

[03:42:26] Like every single time I look at the camera, this always feels so weird

[03:42:56] The girl I'm talking about

[03:43:00] She just sets her ears

[03:43:02] She's got a good phone

[03:43:04] She's got a good phone

[03:43:06] I'm letting her take her tears

[03:43:08] She's got a good phone

[03:43:10] She's got a good phone

[03:43:23] So you guys know about the fucking phone?

[03:43:55] Can see

[03:44:25] oh dude this so hard one

[03:44:55] This is a really hard one.

[03:45:08] It's a fucking disaster.

[03:45:25] And just my soul, I'm losing ground, You take control, hear the news sound, where dreams can't speed, and demons don't, our hearts will bleed, and take none.

[03:45:54] I can't make any face

[03:45:58] oh fuck

[03:46:01] Fuck.

[03:46:23] Next stop on the next stop.

[03:46:31] I mean, it's fine. We can sort it. We're good.

[03:47:00] Okay, well I mean that's actually not the worst, come on to my story.

[03:47:29] Come on, Twitch.

[03:47:31] That goes.

[03:47:33] Alright, let's see if we can look on the uh, the last uh, the uh, the piano.

[03:48:33] so top seven after you've made look on the blue buff here

[03:48:44] they have no zilean ult, the ash have no zilean ult, this could be good

[03:48:51] Yeah, if I don't lead with Argon, I'm pretty sure that Twitch literally just like guys

[03:49:06] auto-attacks it's like

[03:49:36] I

[03:49:53] May work which one be nice this time I'm gonna go

[03:50:25] We dream. It's who we are. That instinct to seek beyond what we know.

[03:50:36] Yo, you got no motherfuckin' dough!

[03:50:42] That's how you ask him for an email, that's huge.

[03:50:48] Now he just sees all the art.

[03:50:53] Still, somewhere in the black sky recalls space.

[03:51:10] That blue little dot will still be calling.

[03:51:13] Hey look I'm back, I'm probably on Earth

[03:51:43] This guy's straight.

[03:51:46] Ah, I mean, I literally couldn't move because I was fucking grounded.

[03:51:52] I literally couldn't move because I was grounded.

[03:51:57] Yeah, I mean, I'd say it's just like, a game like this, you just can't win.

[03:52:04] Because the enemy has the singe, which already makes the game a million times harder, right?

[03:52:08] right? And then it's like you have a fucking mentsui and physically disabled blood that's

[03:52:12] just like getting out of the park to the entire game.

[03:52:38] Blood 1B9ing?

[03:52:40] The only thing is 1B9ing is his father's urge to fucking kill himself, dude, after being the biggest reject ever.

[03:52:47] Like, dude, I don't know, like, how is it-

[03:52:51] Endgame, mother.

[03:52:52] But like, how is it even possible that you can beat this shit?

[03:52:55] And it's like, every blood that I played with today, I played with two.

[03:52:58] They've all just been the most disgusting fucking retards ever.

[03:53:02] Why is he in this game?

[03:53:20] I mean I guess the song's fault is they're just like, not gapped.

[03:53:30] Okay, we can win.

[03:53:42] And uh, James, uh, Jeff, Nesp, uh, remixing us for all the subs, and two more things.

[03:53:48] Yo, you guys know how to fucking download them?

[03:53:49] Encourage them to sub us off.

[03:53:50] Thanks for the middle one.

[03:53:51] Okay guys.

[03:53:52] Just so I can yee every game.

[03:54:01] Well, I mean, the thing is that it's not the enemy yee that won't be dying, it's the fact

[03:54:08] that it's like mid-laner was just like 30 times 1.

[03:54:22] jinxy why

[03:54:32] Fuck dude it now when he gives it does so fucking cancer

[03:54:38] So about to six ones away now. God damn it

[03:54:45] Thank you

[03:54:49] Six ones

[03:54:52] Do we have time for six ones?

[03:54:54] Oh yeah, we have time.

[03:54:56] We'll get on time.

[03:54:58] We'll get on time.

[03:55:00] I know I defected, I'm falling on some more.

[03:55:02] Thank you.

[03:55:06] Your combo isn't good, isn't he?

[03:55:08] Yeah, but again, that's not the issue.

[03:55:10] The issue is our Midlander has cancer.

[03:55:22] I'm gonna assume that that you player isn't on the enemy team let's get him

[03:55:49] Alright, let's get it on now.

[03:56:03] Yeah, we already have one, six, and one cheek, what's another? Yeah, we got it, basically. I'm not worried.

[03:56:07] But, uh, Gator, I think I'm the problem with him. Thank you.

[03:56:11] I

[03:56:17] Guys we need to get done now

[03:56:25] It's like we low key needs to get it on now like on some real shit

[03:56:32] Which I'm with them walking in this game, but you guys seem to go hard

[03:56:41] Yee and Hecarim both look good.

[03:56:54] I'm gonna be honest with you guys, Yee and Hecarim both look good here.

[03:57:02] It's in a fury jungle.

[03:57:11] Yeah, I think this is a good game.

[03:57:14] I think I'm running back on the fucking E.

[03:57:17] Oh yeah, big time.

[03:57:20] Well, Frias, you gave my worst in my life.

[03:57:24] With the Bard a little less, so but so fun.

[03:57:27] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, now we're good, now we're good.

[03:57:30] BUHD's Dante's my goat GL in Urgames Goat.

[03:57:34] It was him one month so long. Thank you, Ro.

[03:57:37] Give me a little bit of the baby.

[03:57:40] I think we need we need a little bit of debate right now guys. I'm not gonna lie

[03:57:51] All right

[03:57:58] Hi, this is for your seagum ever

[03:58:10] The problem with this song is that sometimes I feel like

[03:58:13] You know when it's like you're getting into a song and then you want to sing all the lyrics?

[03:58:17] But then the problem is that it's like it's a rap song so it's like you're white so you can't sing all the lyrics?

[03:58:22] I guess I'm not meant to say right now

[03:58:27] Alright, when you're done up

[03:58:33] Oh, it's actually like a challenge for logging

[03:58:40] All right, we need to get it done now

[03:58:53] Runes? Yeah, we got the runes, we got the health blades

[03:58:55] It's gonna get bangin' out

[03:59:02] Theoretically, you could, yeah, we're not trying that

[03:59:05] All right, let's get it done now, guys, let's go

[03:59:10] Okay, so we're gonna do us here and play top to bottom. Okay, no, we're just gonna show number one. Let's see what guys

[03:59:40] I know I should.

[03:59:42] I know I should.

[03:59:43] Now I'm dying too.

[03:59:44] We're actually getting it done.

[03:59:45] Like, this is gonna be the first one ever.

[03:59:46] And then we're just gonna show everyone else.

[03:59:48] It's gonna be a bang.

[03:59:53] Like, this game is on the f**king crit, bro.

[03:59:55] It's gonna be a juicer.

[03:59:57] Literally just reshotting the entire enemy team

[04:00:00] easily as f**k.

[04:00:05] Yo, you guys know motherf**king DOLLS?

[04:00:07] That's happened to me.

[04:00:10] Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play on the grump all the way to

[04:00:16] cause something stupid.

[04:00:17] Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're just going to play on the boss and after it's

[04:00:40] Let's work on the rest of the outside.

[04:00:51] I'm tanking out ration at the same spot now.

[04:01:14] What I really really really wanted to do is just finish her and then look how I'm crabbing.

[04:01:21] I saw the word that it might not be enough, but I didn't be able to contest it.

[04:01:51] Wait, what?

[04:02:07] It was a fucking virus bro, god damn it.

[04:02:10] I mean listen, as long as they still kill everyone and no one else dies super worth though.

[04:02:14] I don't know, we just got the recurve and also Jon's long circle.

[04:02:19] That was actually decent, wasn't it?

[04:02:25] Did he use much better than Hecarim?

[04:02:28] Well, it's just because he is way better right now in general than Hecarim is. Hecarim kinda sucks.

[04:02:40] He's a bad guy.

[04:02:49] Alright, so now we just found the top to bottom, and we should be good.

[04:02:59] I'm tanking out, so as long as we can just get a standard nice sub-full clear here, it's gonna be insanely good for us.

[04:03:19] Nice. Not bad. Okay, so now we just found the rest of Batzzan, and after that we're going to maybe look on Batzzu.

[04:03:34] Wait, top-seeing and solo kill, that's huge.

[04:03:49] Why is he on very top side?

[04:03:56] What was he doing on the right side?

[04:04:00] Cause it's always kind of braindead.

[04:04:07] I'm not gon' give up!

[04:04:11] I'm not gon' stop!

[04:04:14] I'm gon' work for me!

[04:04:30] What?!

[04:04:32] If you don't remit them, my little brother will bear the consequences.

[04:04:37] I'll take it one for one we take those I didn't think that's fine. I don't know

[04:04:46] what just come out of that shit so then we can get a double-on so again I mean

[04:04:59] guys listen pop to bot poke it and then we can play on the Jage and we're gonna be good.

[04:05:02] I saw what we need to do right now.

[04:05:04] right now.

[04:05:05] Okay, so now what our best angle would be is we would just pat on the gromp and then

[04:05:33] after grumpy just finished care look I'm trying

[04:05:58] actually not bad at all

[04:06:03] I think it's a good dragon, but I'm gonna be honest, you guys, I guess honestly I can scale it, okay?

[04:06:21] It's like all I need is freedom, so I won't give up.

[04:06:33] you

[04:07:03] you

[04:07:33] you

[04:08:03] you

[04:08:33] you

[04:09:03] you

[04:09:33] you

[04:10:03] you

[04:10:33] you

[04:11:03] you

[04:11:33] you

[04:12:03] you

[04:12:33] you

[04:13:03] you

[04:13:33] you

[04:14:03] you

[04:14:33] you

[04:15:03] you

[04:15:33] you

[04:16:03] you

[04:16:33] you

[04:17:03] you

[04:17:33] you

[04:18:03] you

[04:18:33] you

[04:19:03] You

[04:19:33] I want you, I'd love it if I'd touch him so I'd leave

[04:19:37] I'm waiting, you're shining

[04:20:03] I see you in my eyes

[04:20:08] Now I can't breathe again

[04:20:10] I call you a name

[04:20:13] A friend

[04:20:16] I want you to close

[04:20:19] The fire that starts the night

[04:20:23] To me, a friend

[04:20:28] I'm in here, I want you

[04:20:31] I know you're touching so landly

[04:20:33] I'm waiting, you're shining

[04:20:39] I feel you, I want you

[04:20:42] I know you're touching so landly

[04:20:45] I'm waiting, you're shining

[04:20:47] You're chivin'

[04:20:51] Chivin'

[04:20:53] Chivin'

[04:20:55] Chivin'

[04:20:59] You're chivin'

[04:21:12] Chivin'

[04:21:14] Chivin'

[04:21:46] I

[04:22:16] From town to town, from London to Simon

[04:22:21] I've been all around the globe, trying to take your soul

[04:22:27] We are heroes tonight, we will fly above the sky

[04:22:34] We are heroes tonight

[04:23:10] No, fuck it one

[04:23:30] WOOOOOOH NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

[04:23:34] NO LAST RING TO ME, BABY

[04:23:37] Oh wait i'm in the past house, wait a moment

[04:23:39] Oh god

[04:23:43] Okay, I'm good

[04:23:49] Holy shit

[04:23:53] Wait, why the fuck is ONE pixel online?

[04:23:56] Why the fuck is ONE pixel online?

[04:24:09] Oh my gosh!

[04:24:11] Oh no man, we're all off. GG.

[04:24:13] Alright, anyways.

[04:24:19] And uh, Hacksaw, Lonely and uh, Tarry is saving guys for Prime's ultimate down to Prime.

[04:24:24] Unit down to 30 months, so I can act.

[04:24:26] Uh, J8 down to 29 months, so I can act.

[04:24:28] And Monon to 717 months.

[04:24:30] Uh, Portisimou up down to Prime, and Migo up down to months as well.

[04:24:34] Thank you guys.

[04:24:39] 5-1's left.

[04:24:42] Whaaaaat?

[04:24:56] Hehehehe.

[04:24:58] Okay, I know what he means though.

[04:25:02] Alright, let's go.

[04:25:03] Guys, we're only 5-1's off. We're only 5-1's off.

[04:25:06] off I'm saying guys any time it's a good you game I'm they're just gonna walk in

[04:25:09] the mud a lot like my years on ironically just so retarded like it it's

[04:25:16] really so retarded like it does

[04:25:23] like especially the games where I crit is good it's legit so insane

[04:25:29] Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' donald's best heck room in the world.

[04:25:35] And uh, it's not there in three months I'm like, thank you, literally bro.

[04:25:39] I've never played League of the Last Game in carry, yes.

[04:25:44] You're almost higher than T1.

[04:25:54] top luck

[04:26:05] If we went on next team we actually are higher LP than him

[04:26:15] No, we actually would be

[04:26:24] All right, so let's see guys we need to get it done now

[04:26:44] Okay, do I have time to piss I would say so one sec

[04:26:54] Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' DOLLS?

[04:27:05] Best hack in the world.

[04:27:14] Kim Brass on your recent suck this bro. Good luck on your crime.

[04:27:54] Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[04:27:56] Ohhhh

[04:27:57] UUURRRRGHHHHH

[04:27:59] Mastery looks good here

[04:28:01] Top you wanna trade?

[04:28:03] Low key?

[04:28:08] Nah he looks so broken there

[04:28:12] Alright let's go

[04:28:15] I know we jammed here on the stom

[04:28:16] That's a recent success, psych

[04:28:18] like. Is the top game winch even possible for challengers? Wait it's actually a really

[04:28:30] good knee game. I think we're going to get a lethal tempo though. It's going to be lethal

[04:28:36] I'm going to go Blader and King Rush not Kraken

[04:28:50] No, Arcade time is about to come. Thank you

[04:28:53] AI says you need 8 to 12 games to catch out

[04:28:56] Bro, Kiki, what the fuck are we saying AI bro?

[04:28:59] We're 5 wins away and we're 7 and 1 on the day

[04:29:02] We'll just win the next 5 in a row and then we only need 5

[04:29:05] I forgot it. And I'll be getting it then when I find it. Thank you.

[04:29:23] This guy is a crazy good nash on me, by the way.

[04:29:35] All right

[04:29:39] If you want to yee more he would be challenge already true. I mean my ears unironically just so insane right now

[04:29:46] They almost 70% hit over like 35 games

[04:29:51] All right, let's go

[04:30:05] We're going to play top to boss shot, let's go.

[04:30:29] Unless someone do like Kraken, then I do uh, Gwyn's Moose.

[04:30:33] Or a Dying DuBorg.

[04:30:39] No, I'll just DuBorg our Shazaka.

[04:30:42] I'm sure I'm getting that shure.

[04:30:59] Okay, we're gonna pump the folk here now and then we should be gonna

[04:31:29] That's not just playing about something we should be doing.

[04:31:46] Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' Donald?

[04:31:59] Best heckle in the world.

[04:32:06] We're gonna put him in the spot crab, maybe we can even get double crab.

[04:32:13] Oh, yes, she's coming towards bots

[04:32:34] I'm gonna smite this

[04:32:43] alright we have three lanes of pyro let's use it

[04:32:47] double cop in the game is over

[04:32:51] double cop in the game is over you fucking piece of shit

[04:32:55] man man, what's I know

[04:32:59] come on

[04:33:03] I can use my arm, not cancer.

[04:33:28] Why do we need to double crab?

[04:33:30] is free. We don't even win. What are we pinging? Okay, are these people delusional? Wait, it's

[04:33:46] an early game on Besta, Katerina, Dr. Mondo, we have Riven, Buxy, and you're saying we

[04:33:50] lose

[04:34:00] yeah no sure we're gonna lose if you're not dead but what?

[04:34:13] Mike of course we're not gonna win a 3v3 if one of our fucking uh

[04:34:17] I wonder if one of our players isn't even fighting in the fight. Yeah, of course, we're not gonna lose. We're not gonna win 3v3.

[04:34:23] Alright, I'll take a kill, that's pretty, alright nice, now we just kill the rest of our bot

[04:34:49] I'm sorry, I'm dead.

[04:35:19] I

[04:35:49] You guys got this?

[04:35:51] One?

[04:35:57] Yes?

[04:35:59] Yes?

[04:36:05] I mean, Loki, that's my bad. If I would have smited the crab there, I didn't realize crab was that low and I had 1k smite.

[04:36:11] If I would have smited crab there, I would have got some level 6 and then I could probably run them over.

[04:36:49] Okay, so now we just play for the rest of our kill and then we can become the dragon.

[04:37:02] It's okay. I'll be able to deal with him on the leasing.

[04:37:06] I was going to go more to a mind-race my 34th fighting.

[04:37:39] I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll just go for it.

[04:37:57] I'm not sure what to do with this one.

[04:38:09] Okay, nice, I must have stopped playing for this song.

[04:38:34] Guys can I explain to you why does my ribbon didn't go at night versus Amundo and then she

[04:38:39] also for some reason isn't building executioners. So does she think that she's going to kill

[04:38:45] I'm going to be honest on it like this one, especially when we have no vision on Katarina.

[04:39:13] Okay, so now we just resend and after this we have our board, it's a huge spike.

[04:39:36] Even as a doctor, Jayce is from last game.

[04:39:38] Oh yeah, he's obviously not great.

[04:39:45] I wonder if I would be able to go top and kill the Mando share.

[04:39:56] You know what?

[04:39:57] I'm willing to try it.

[04:40:00] I'll go out of my way for like 20 seconds.

[04:40:04] flash okay fuck it

[04:40:34] I'm feeling fast

[04:40:36] Not gonna lie

[04:40:38] I'm really stupid

[04:40:40] I'm burning up

[04:40:42] I'm going down

[04:40:44] I'm in a trap

[04:40:46] I found myself in the middle

[04:40:48] In the middle

[04:40:50] Cause you love me more

[04:40:52] Cause I'm in love

[04:40:54] Overcomplicate

[04:40:56] But I see more

[04:40:58] When you love me more

[04:41:00] Cause I'm in love

[04:41:02] when every star falls on the sky and candle lights fall in the world breaks

[04:41:08] hold me down

[04:41:09] okay so you're gonna put on the crab and then after crab maybe i can ask you for

[04:41:13] Cogs Invade here

[04:41:16] but either be that or be a reset for my red

[04:41:21] now i'm coming back and my books go too

[04:41:32] I'm gonna be real like this isn't an unwell ever but I'm just like we saying I'm playing

[04:41:43] for scale that's all we have to do right now.

[04:41:45] Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLL?

[04:41:50] And uh..

[04:41:51] Backpack from the world!

[04:41:52] Dove at the other time, welcome.

[04:41:53] Thank you.

[04:41:54] And uh..

[04:41:55] Dog, Aizen, they asked your permission.

[04:41:56] Backpack from the world!

[04:41:57] Yo you guys know motherfuckin' DOLL?

[04:41:58] Backpack from the world!

[04:41:59] Backpack from the world!

[04:42:00] I'm gonna be real like this isn't an unwell ever.

[04:42:01] I want to find a look on top right now I'm going to go for one play one time or one time

[04:42:13] that we're going to try for it.

[04:42:22] I'm going to score.

[04:42:31] I mean, it's fine. I'm playing the scale. Why am I getting mugged?

[04:42:38] What?

[04:42:43] and

[04:43:02] it really ends up at the home

[04:43:06] yet not i need to tell i need to tell

[04:43:09] I'm trying to wait too much. I'm trying to wait too much right now.

[04:43:20] I'm trying to wait too much. I just seem like chill out and we'll play drags.

[04:43:23] We're going to scan with soldiers so they don't even know we're using anything else right now.

[04:43:26] We don't have to. We don't even have to.

[04:43:39] I

[04:44:02] Smite song for a little while

[04:44:09] you know what even if I die listen it's fun like I did they shouldn't be able to

[04:44:17] do this on ourselves they can't forget about her

[04:44:24] oh oh my god we can run oh my god oh my god we can run oh my god

[04:44:35] Oh

[04:44:45] Okay, just gonna play bots the top look on the Herald

[04:45:05] We got it you guys to just play up and we're going to get

[04:45:35] I really want to look on the health here.

[04:45:42] Thing is I really want to play to my team.

[04:45:44] By team I don't want to play to my team.

[04:46:05] one match at a time

[04:46:09] alright give chat gvt my regards we're fired up now

[04:46:28] i don't mind giving this hero to be honest

[04:46:31] I bought them.

[04:46:37] WHAAAAIT!

[04:46:39] W Mankini buff. I'm ordering a Mankini for tomorrow for my ranked games. W Mankini buff.

[04:46:47] I'm gonna be honest, like, I don't want to just play for carrots, like, I waste so much time.

[04:47:01] I need to read someone I have enough for the second half.

[04:47:11] Yo you guys know motherfuckin' gold?

[04:47:21] kill a guy seer and you go then we're able to actually go fucking crazy by the way

[04:47:45] I don't know, but it's here.

[04:47:53] Whaaaaat?

[04:48:01] I'm gonna turn on the mid-surf here.

[04:48:15] I don't know why the guys are making a hard carry this game, but I mean it's my fault though,

[04:48:19] it's because I played like a fucking disgusting rejected beat-up.

[04:48:22] Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLM?

[04:48:24] Best hacker in the world.

[04:48:26] Keep going bro.

[04:48:41] Yo you guys know motherfucking DOLM?

[04:48:43] That's happened in the world!

[04:48:45] G.L. on the grinds don't he?

[04:48:47] He is the first champ I ever maimed.

[04:48:49] Hudson to shreds for me, bro.

[04:48:55] What?

[04:48:57] Show them why you are the Mankini Majesty.

[04:49:01] I'm going to resend and get our Grinch and then I'll stop holding.

[04:49:14] Honestly, Hexblade is really really decent here.

[04:49:18] But nah, you know what we're going to do.

[04:49:21] Fuck Hexblade, I'm going to go Terminals.

[04:49:23] We'll go Terminals and someone get Hexblade.

[04:49:25] I need a armor gun

[04:49:27] I think we have to give this dragon, but honestly it's fine, like, it's one dragon.

[04:49:57] No worries. We're still gonna infinite the scale.

[04:50:06] What the fuck is he building?

[04:50:09] Wait, why is it- wait, what?

[04:50:11] There's always going to serpents, we don't have any shit there.

[04:50:17] What? Could that be Colossus?

[04:50:27] Oh, signal an amuleture.

[04:50:54] There's a very high likelihood that they could get it on the ground right now by the way.

[04:50:59] Eh, not of all causes resetting.

[04:51:02] Now it's like, low to medium likelihood.

[04:51:06] There.

[04:51:14] Whaaaaat?

[04:51:24] What should I tell them when they get out of the ICU this November?

[04:51:31] I cannot swear on all guys in the process.

[04:51:45] If there would be a hundred dicks in their wounds, on how many would you choke?

[04:51:51] I don't know, like me like half?

[04:51:58] What do you want me to be honest about?

[04:52:02] Oh.

[04:52:05] None?

[04:52:09] Why you not laughing?

[04:52:16] I can get the castle, I need one

[04:52:35] Oh there isn't?

[04:52:46] they sure need 600 gold for item

[04:53:16] Wow, I cannot kill that guy at all.

[04:53:30] Almost seems about to end the go-down, and once I get a terminus I'm sure it'll be a

[04:53:33] lot easier.

[04:53:34] But why did he go serpent?

[04:53:35] I don't get it.

[04:53:36] oh my god wait oh my god wait yeah I don't know I don't know I don't know I

[04:54:06] Okay, actually we're gonna both.

[04:54:17] Okay, so now we got Termanus, and then we're gonna go, uh...

[04:54:23] What needs to be buffed is supposed to be the hard counter Mundo, but does not damage.

[04:54:37] Ah no, it's not that bad.

[04:54:39] It's just the fact that he out heals it.

[04:54:42] So what's that boat means to be buffed and more than one boat means to be buffed and lived?

[04:55:02] Oh no.

[04:55:04] I wasted my eye.

[04:55:07] I try to finish this fast, try to finish this fast before they contest.

[04:55:12] if I was in a room with 100 dick, it would be 100 of your top laners and I'd be in there

[04:55:24] with a chainsaw.

[04:55:26] In game.

[04:55:27] Oh my god!

[04:55:40] Do you guys see how I use my Q on the dragon by the way to avoid getting hit by the embass

[04:55:44] salt to dodge rock

[04:55:51] Can't escape that can't run

[04:56:14] bro the enemy mato has fucking mortal reminder and serpents what the fuck

[04:56:23] just going with the anti-yee bill

[04:56:27] yo you guys know about the fucking total?

[04:56:37] that's kind of the world

[04:56:39] No, that was it. That was a crazy, that was a crazy snip on the couch there.

[04:56:45] Yo, you guys know motherfuckers don't?

[04:56:47] That's heckin' in the world.

[04:56:49] How do you feel about the new patch mode?

[04:56:53] Come on. Fuck the patch modes.

[04:56:55] I'm gonna play one more downer.

[04:57:06] No, no, no. We can play front. We can play front.

[04:57:09] No, it's not been like 3 seconds I've known it.

[04:57:25] We're not done for this.

[04:57:27] If I reach, I get my turn to ask, but I'm too chocked.

[04:57:33] I'm like fucking Thanos.

[04:57:39] So many times, you reached out to me, but I turned my back on the deer and think you have one in your play.

[04:58:04] Now you're every second, you're everything to lose with, and I can't be your reflection, God, it's your representation.

[04:58:15] I want to help you, God.

[04:58:27] I want to help you, God.

[04:58:29] Oh my god, I was literally chasing seeds like fucking wide, are you kidding me?

[04:58:41] They don't have waves till they can't turn, but they're probably gonna get that one.

[04:58:55] That made just both of us there like chain fucking the cc

[04:59:25] You will have to kill me, or you die.

[04:59:40] Welcome to the Grandest Tournament Champion.

[05:00:25] I can't f**k it out!

[05:00:38] F**k you.

[05:00:41] Come on.

[05:00:46] three seven

[05:00:57] what the fuck

[05:00:59] the cannon now

[05:01:16] In the grand tournament, you win or you die.

[05:02:46] I

[05:03:16] Holy fuck.

[05:03:33] Four away bro.

[05:03:34] Holy fuck.

[05:03:35] What a fucking game dude.

[05:03:42] Holy shit.

[05:03:43] with him when I'm talking back, burdened and two gifted as well, uh, lived in Daren's sub

[05:03:48] two and suicide blopped it when I gifted, and blackmailed the Daren performance as well.

[05:03:54] Yes, first time ever made, I'm not sure you know.

[05:03:56] Say running it up on it now.

[05:03:58] And I accept in Daren's three months and Connor Daren is sub two.

[05:04:13] you

[05:04:43] you

[05:05:13] you

[05:05:43] you

[05:06:13] you

[05:06:43] you

[05:07:13] you

[05:07:43] you

[05:08:13] you

[05:08:43] you

[05:09:13] you

[05:09:43] you

[05:10:13] Thank you, we got it, don't worry about it.

[05:10:43] I don't think I'm something, I swear

[05:10:46] I don't know that there's a reason

[05:11:43] full power so nice

[05:12:13] Now I am not ganking that bro.

[05:12:16] I'm tearing my fucking ganks.

[05:12:36] No shit, that's what I like to see.

[05:13:13] It doesn't have a smile now.

[05:13:58] I mean I think my new news is fun. We try. We get the kill though, so it's good. I'll take it.

[05:14:28] I

[05:14:30] Oh

[05:14:32] come come come

[05:14:53] alright guys, we need to get that done now

[05:14:57] jaycee is coming? what do you mean he's coming?

[05:14:59] Is he driving right now?

[05:15:29] A-na-na-na she can dance on her own

[05:15:31] Cut all this clothes on but she ain't goin' home

[05:15:34] Night is so young, where the hell will she go?

[05:15:36] I need to put on my jog suit

[05:15:37] Nobody knows, nobody knows

[05:15:39] Ain't the spread of cancer, the same who's falling

[05:15:41] It's my lip to feel that she's gonna die

[05:15:43] I wanna make my life a better place

[05:15:46] I wanna make the best of you

[05:15:48] I wanna make my life a better place

[05:15:51] I wanna make my life a better place

[05:15:52] Cause she was there

[05:15:54] On my life

[05:15:55] Cause she was there

[05:15:56] On my life

[05:15:57] Cause I was there

[05:15:57] On my life

[05:15:57] Cause she was there

[05:15:58] I'll never ever say you just love me

[05:16:02] Because I'm not the one you call me

[05:16:04] This is my life

[05:16:06] You just love me

[05:16:08] You just love me

[05:16:16] You just love me

[05:16:18] You just love me

[05:16:20] I'm gonna die

[05:16:21] Fuck you son of a bitch

[05:16:28] No, no, no, wait, wait, maybe one shot's in here.

[05:16:34] This game's a 12-bush?

[05:16:37] Nice, well played.

[05:16:41] Jenny calling?

[05:16:46] What is this guy listening to? What the fuck?

[05:16:48] Bro, it's good music!

[05:16:51] Yo, Dantes, four wins for Challenger. I'm here the whole way, bro. I got you.

[05:16:55] you don't as if you need a tug in the bathroom I'm here if you need spiritual

[05:17:01] advice I'm here bro I got your back no matter what I get one thing on my wife

[05:17:06] wants to say so yeah

[05:17:10] are you on just use my phone okay okay yeah okay your agency can you screen

[05:17:18] share don't ask yes okay wait wait let me do it delay I need a delay right

[05:17:22] 30 seconds 30 seconds got it done. Okay, James. Whatever you do, whatever you do, do not look at the kill score right now

[05:17:30] I won't

[05:17:32] Read it fast

[05:17:34] It doesn't matter because you're gonna take over the game, bro. It doesn't matter true

[05:17:38] Janksy, what if I told you that yesterday told me?

[05:17:40] Janksy what if I told you yesterday you said it was gonna be impossible and then today I'm seven wins up right now

[05:17:52] Nice! Good shit!

[05:17:54] No, no, it's so nice, bro. He stole my kills, so now I need to take his next wave, too.

[05:17:58] Nice. Bro, you know, what I like about you is you practice what you preach, man.

[05:18:02] You actually do this shit, bro.

[05:18:04] Yep.

[05:18:07] Dantez, you need to get challenger today. Today's the last day, bro. Do you understand?

[05:18:12] I know. I know, bro. It's like, it all came down to this moment.

[05:18:16] It's like the universe was telling us something.

[05:18:19] Yeah bro, I don't know why, but bro, wait, what's your record? What's your record today?

[05:18:24] 8-1.

[05:18:25] Holy shit! Wait, you're actually gonna get it. You're actually gonna get it, Don't test your-

[05:18:30] I'm telling you, Jinxy, it might actually be fucking possible. Like, that versus-

[05:18:34] So if you win this, you're three off! That act!

[05:18:37] Yep, swear to God.

[05:18:39] What?

[05:18:41] Soon you do the most, like, demonic 1v9s I've ever done in our entire life right now.

[05:18:45] Bro, my chat said you were 1v9ing earlier.

[05:18:48] Bro every game has been fucking retarded

[05:18:52] Dude, okay, bro. Don't test. I just want to say man, even if you don't get challenger tonight

[05:18:58] I'm still proud of you regardless, bro. Really?

[05:19:01] Yeah, bro. I'll always be proud of you man. Wait, bro. I hope I hope you get challenger

[05:19:05] But does I mean that since you're proud of me you're gonna go easy on this banking?

[05:19:09] No, but if Jack don't this has

[05:19:12] Six hours to get challenger. If he does not get challenger in the next six hours

[05:19:19] He loses the challenge, which means he flies to Florida and I spank him on his ass

[05:19:24] I gave him 30 days to get challenger. Today's day 30, bro. And before you do it

[05:19:33] I was gonna say and be yeah, I'm good. I'm good and before you spank me

[05:19:38] I need to wear a diaper and fill it up like to the brim

[05:19:42] okay wait oh god okay I've done okay now all right I'm good are you okay what

[05:19:57] happened I don't know it's just like you know when you choke on nothing

[05:20:03] yeah James if you're in a room with a hundred decks how many would you choke

[05:20:07] gone I don't even know what I can watch this play nice nice flash nice you're

[05:20:30] so good bro three off child after this come on don't that I know I'm not

[05:20:35] GenC GenC, what can we do, what can we do now?

[05:20:37] MY FUCKING WAVE, KID!

[05:20:41] Bro, Q-ing is OP because the turret gets distracted.

[05:20:43] Oh, shit.

[05:20:45] Uh...

[05:20:46] I can re-win this.

[05:20:48] Oh, no...

[05:20:51] W.

[05:20:53] You're so good, Dante, you're so good!

[05:20:55] Oh my god!

[05:20:57] Challenger is yours!

[05:20:58] CHALLENGER IS YEEERRRR!

[05:20:59] WE'RE GETTING IT DONE, GEEE!

[05:21:02] Oh my god.

[05:21:05] All we have to do now is that they're just like topped about Folklare and they can get

[05:21:10] it done.

[05:21:11] No chat, I don't mean I would choke on no dicks because I'm a pro, I just mean I wouldn't

[05:21:16] suck anybody.

[05:21:17] What do you mean?

[05:21:18] Bro, three wins contest after this game.

[05:21:21] This is going to be a win, I can feel it.

[05:21:27] I'm telling you, I genuinely from the bottom of my heart think that there's literally

[05:21:32] no way we're losing this game.

[05:21:34] Well bro, you're fed with Yi, you're basically unkillable.

[05:21:39] Yeah, it's like, wait dude, tell your chat how many games you played off stream this morning, tell them.

[05:21:47] How do you know about that? How do you know I played this morning?

[05:21:50] Because you're on my friend's list, so I see when you queue up.

[05:21:53] Chat, I played four games of League this morning and I think I lost three.

[05:21:57] Yeah, but!

[05:21:58] But what matters is the fact that dude, look how fucking dedicated you are.

[05:22:02] you are you literally spend like two hours curing off-stream like how fucking insane is that

[05:22:06] bro I don't dedicated to the word I think I'm just addicted it's bad right I've never been addicted to a game like League beside siege

[05:22:15] Jensie remember what I'm about to tell you the only difference between dedication and addiction is how people perceive the action that you're doing

[05:22:24] remember that

[05:22:25] What does that mean?

[05:22:27] It means if you spend 10 hours a day studying people call you dedicated, but if you spend 10 hours a day jerking off they call you addicted

[05:22:35] I see that actually makes perfect sense, bro. Wait, hold on hold on

[05:22:44] Okay, are you watching check this out

[05:22:47] Nice dodge nice dodge

[05:22:49] Yep, that's your Scott. That's your fucking Scott don't ask and it's my fucking dragon too

[05:22:53] So Jinxie I auto the dragon then I cue it so that when it like knocks people back

[05:22:58] It doesn't knock me back cuz I'm an alpha

[05:23:03] Okay, Jinxie watch this you watching

[05:23:13] I'm like I'm in my little ditty bush

[05:23:15] so now watch this okay what's your plan what's your plan look

[05:23:31] you're actually best ever and now look now look I fucking zone off her own lane

[05:23:38] She can't walk up or she dies fucking bitch

[05:23:43] Bro you're six and two oh my god

[05:23:52] Last day of the fucking bet that is fucking aura bro didn't you need to go 12 wins positive today?

[05:23:58] Is that true? Yes, I woke up this morning. I needed 12 wins and I said, you know what 12 wins is nothing

[05:24:03] Oh that's absolutely insane, literally insane.

[05:24:08] Hold on, hold on.

[05:24:09] Oh my god, kill him.

[05:24:10] That's all you, that's all you.

[05:24:11] Nice!

[05:24:12] Oh my god!

[05:24:13] Right, right.

[05:24:14] So now we just wait for, uh, no, no, we can't chase, we can't chase.

[05:24:25] Because we saw Talon on our minimap walking over here.

[05:24:28] So if I chase her, then I die.

[05:24:29] Sensei, remember discipline, sensei, discipline.

[05:24:32] Yep.

[05:24:33] i must also ask him to stop being a discipline

[05:24:36] yes

[05:24:38] already one of the nine you already carrying the game now you sit on your

[05:24:41] knees

[05:24:43] and you find it easy place

[05:24:45] find the easy

[05:24:48] he's not a moderate

[05:24:56] uh...

[05:24:57] that should be a double kill

[05:25:01] Okay, that's that's good or bad. Don't that's be honest. That's good or bad. That's okay. That's okay because they overcommitted bot side

[05:25:06] So it's like they're fucking fans

[05:25:08] Don't that's no, what do you mean? No, Jinxie. It's fine. It's fine

[05:25:15] Jinxie say it's fine right now

[05:25:17] Everything's fine. Yep. We're good. Okay, so now look

[05:25:22] No, no because that Jinxie listen

[05:25:24] I said jungler need to be willing to lose the game for the red buff, bro

[05:25:27] Because if you're willing to sit there and you're willing to fucking like let your red get taken

[05:25:33] What else are you willing to get taken from your life? You know what I mean?

[05:25:36] Maybe you're ass too. Exactly. Exactly. It's like maybe you're gonna sit there in prison

[05:25:41] You're gonna drop this open. Maybe you'll like it when they stick it inside. That's what's like giving your red buff, bro

[05:25:46] Okay, bro, you're actually so wise dude, bro. I think you're gonna hit challenger today. Don't that's I have a strong feeling

[05:25:52] Not me too. It's like it's in the air wins after this yo don't that's make sure

[05:25:57] You like, wait to queue and stuff, bro, because people are gonna be weird and try to snipe people.

[05:26:02] Yeah, but even if they snipe me, it's so fine because like, I can play like a bunch of champs.

[05:26:07] And if any of them ints me, then I'm telling you right now I'm like zero tolerance.

[05:26:10] 2-11 is instantly getting messaged if anyone ints me today.

[05:26:13] Bro, yes, I can message 2-11, yes.

[05:26:17] 2-11's gonna fucking slash their throats open with a rusty knife.

[05:26:21] Hey! Okay, he's not gonna do that.

[05:26:23] 2-11's a good man.

[05:26:25] Yeah, that's why he's gonna do it.

[05:26:27] You're not even gonna need your level, you're just gonna win win win win.

[05:26:30] Bro, if you get Challenger today, a white tier will come down my line.

[05:26:34] If we watch that live, that'll be peak, bro!

[05:26:37] Bro, imagine I get Challenger today and then you get fucking silver.

[05:26:40] How fucking insane would that be?

[05:26:43] Uh, Miho, I already told, uh, my chat, I gotta get silver before the Minecraft marathon.

[05:26:47] I have tonight and tomorrow.

[05:26:49] But I'm not doing shit until you're Challenger!

[05:26:51] Okay.

[05:26:51] So you're Challenger, man.

[05:26:52] Alright, check this out, James, are you watching?

[05:26:55] Oh, this is one free kill.

[05:26:56] Nice.

[05:26:57] Fuck, I don't get the kind of- Bro, take your lead, you're good, take your lead, you're doing good.

[05:27:02] Something's what I'm gonna do for you, I can't coach you with any of the mechanical skills I'm gonna make.

[05:27:07] But what I can do, I need to keep your penis soft, because as soon as you get your penis hard, you might overextend.

[05:27:14] Okay, so how are you gonna do that? You're a mechanical god, but your thing is, sometimes you overextend.

[05:27:19] True.

[05:27:20] You overheat.

[05:27:21] Actually true.

[05:27:22] It's not gonna keep you calm, bro. It's gonna keep you very calm.

[05:27:26] Wait, you're looking good here. This looks like they're kind of fucked.

[05:27:30] Maybe not, maybe not, maybe not.

[05:27:34] Maybe just clear it, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:27:36] On my turn? Oh yeah, oh yeah!

[05:27:40] Oh yeah! Another one! Wait, why did he want to, how did he want to...

[05:27:44] No, because the cocksucker Cintra fucking did the most bullshit thing ever.

[05:27:47] But the thing is, it's fine because like we're so in a fight.

[05:27:52] Hold on, wait, our top laner is sleeping?

[05:27:56] I'm gonna be honest, dude, I think I might have to get Death's Dance instead of Hexplate. Yeah, fuck at this.

[05:28:01] Why Death's Dance? Can you explain?

[05:28:03] Yeah, because the problem is that right now, the Talon is the one one-shotting me, and the enemy team has, like, triple AD that are all, like, pretty bursty, right?

[05:28:10] So if I just dodge the Centra's abilities with my Q, then I only need to worry about their physical damage.

[05:28:15] And since Death's Dance gives me armor, it helps me a fuck ton.

[05:28:18] Bro, I didn't know that much went into the game, man.

[05:28:21] I didn't know that much when it's a game yeah, it's because like it's a sliding scale, right?

[05:28:26] It's like when you're lower you know you don't really have to think so much about this but then when you're higher you know

[05:28:30] It's like it's really gonna make like a world of difference, you know

[05:28:34] Talon's whole thing is one shotting. Oh got it. Good comms, ABC

[05:28:39] Chat what champion do y'all play in league type it type it type it

[05:28:46] Anybody that says Talon ban them it's fucking broken and retarded

[05:28:49] I feel like you say every champ is broken.

[05:28:53] True, except the ones that I play.

[05:28:56] Got it.

[05:28:57] That is not another league rule.

[05:28:59] Yep.

[05:29:00] Every champ is broken except the ones that you lock in.

[05:29:02] Okay, wait.

[05:29:03] Okay, okay.

[05:29:04] Wait, this is free.

[05:29:05] This is free.

[05:29:06] This is free.

[05:29:07] This is free.

[05:29:08] Nice!

[05:29:09] I'm going to let you lock in, I'm going to let you lock in, I'm not going to talk for

[05:29:26] the rest of the game.

[05:29:27] Okay Jensy, can you hear from my screen yes or no?

[05:29:31] Like let's say I've already played this, can you hear it?

[05:29:35] Can you hear that?

[05:29:37] Can you hear that?

[05:29:38] Yes. I can hear it, but you know what?

[05:29:40] Dantez, I want you to listen to whatever you want to listen to to get locked in.

[05:29:45] So you listen, I don't care.

[05:29:47] You listen to whatever you want to listen to, OK?

[05:29:51] OK, are you ready?

[05:29:52] Yes.

[05:29:54] Let's find something fucking crazy.

[05:29:56] OK, you guys play a bunch of different stuff.

[05:29:59] Tali, I've never even heard of Tali.

[05:30:00] I've never even heard of that.

[05:30:02] Tali.

[05:30:07] Yeah, what? Oh, never mind. Do your thing, bro. Okay, let's go

[05:30:20] Count on your fears we're getting it

[05:30:37] I have to get banned now, if I don't get banned I'm the same.

[05:31:07] You're gonna be good. Keep doing the thing! Do your thing! Bro, this is your day, Goddamnit!

[05:31:25] Jynxie, we need to fucking get this shit done. No ifs, ands, or buts.

[05:31:28] There's no, no, I don't hear any excuses. You need to do this!

[05:32:07] the only promise of the league like always like to be like you remember

[05:32:11] yesterday that game you played versus the twitch yeah you can never get so

[05:32:16] well yeah exactly that's not this game is right now it's just really fucking

[05:32:20] days

[05:32:22] that's it you got this you are my sensei for a reason bro then we got a lock

[05:32:33] in bro we're gonna lock the fucking right now

[05:32:37] Thank you.

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[05:42:37] Yeah, I will lost again. I'm lucky. I'm lucky!

[05:42:53] well there you go I'm fucking lucky I mean wait give her a second hold on give

[05:43:11] They might be able to hold us.

[05:43:15] Not over. Not over. Not over.

[05:43:17] You've got two turns to be more.

[05:43:19] There's only three of them.

[05:43:21] No, it's over.

[05:43:33] Dude.

[05:43:41] Is everything okay?

[05:43:47] I lost.

[05:43:49] Jynx, you know what it's like?

[05:43:55] Yeah, yeah.

[05:43:59] It's like imagine you're sitting there, right?

[05:44:02] Imagine you're sitting there.

[05:44:04] And as you're sitting there, right, you're in a hospital.

[05:44:11] And someone tells you that your like, great grandmother only needs four more good treatments

[05:44:16] of chemo in order to like, get saved and not die of cancer, right?

[05:44:26] And then it's like you're sitting there.

[05:44:31] one day the doctor comes out and he's like yo we just had a bad run of chemo

[05:44:42] we made the cancer even worse do you know what I mean yes but the good news is

[05:44:53] I generally think we can sew in easily

[05:44:56] Well, how many wins do you need now? Just five? Bro, look, hey, don't say it

[05:45:00] I'm here all night if you need me here all night, bro. I got you, bro

[05:45:04] I'll be your cheerleader until you get challenged. Okay, so you know what I want you to do?

[05:45:09] Yes, Ken

[05:45:13] What I'm gonna want to do is I'm gonna want you to ask me questions while I play

[05:45:17] Oh, like why are you doing this? Why'd you do that? Exactly? Yes

[05:45:20] Okay, yeah, I can do that

[05:45:22] Right in front of me, for sure do that

[05:45:24] Oh, wait, for sure

[05:45:25] You inside need to do something with my life, hold on

[05:45:29] Cause I need to order something for her

[05:45:37] Body rush

[05:45:39] Trying to get food, yeah, just five wins, that's nothing

[05:45:42] Just five

[05:45:44] That's nothing, bro

[05:45:45] I don't know, maybe, maybe.

[05:45:52] Chat, I need to get food.

[05:45:57] What food should I get, guys?

[05:46:01] Bro, maybe I should get Chipotle, chat.

[05:46:06] That's not a bad idea.

[05:46:08] Maybe I should get Chipotle.

[05:46:12] guys don't that's got this right who

[05:46:16] believes you check if you think don't

[05:46:18] get a challenge of tonight

[05:46:19] run a pool yes or no

[05:46:30] bro I'm gonna get dude I'm gonna get

[05:46:36] three tacos from Chipotle

[05:46:39] I'm gonna get three tacos. Oh and I'm gonna get the Chipotle honey chicken. Yeah

[05:46:45] yeah. White rice? Yeah, white rice or brown rice? Brown rice low key. Low key

[05:46:55] each other it's better all right guys I got tacos so I got chicken tacos

[05:47:14] you're locked in your body right guys that's gonna get this truck bro look I'll

[05:47:19] sit here all night with him if I need to bro he's gonna get challenge check you

[05:47:23] You know the amount of time Dota has been there for me, bro?

[05:47:26] When I was in the streets of iron, fucking, three,

[05:47:30] playing against fucking literal NPCs, fucks.

[05:47:35] Wait.

[05:47:36] Double-lift is in this game?

[05:47:38] Wait, guys.

[05:47:39] Double-lift is in this game?

[05:47:42] Is that actually the game?

[05:47:43] Wait, is that actually double-lift?

[05:47:45] Wait, Jin, double-lift.

[05:47:48] Wait, is that double-lift?

[05:47:52] no fucking way

[05:47:56] is that actually

[05:47:58] double lift is in your game, double lift is in your game

[05:48:02] bro yes yes

[05:48:06] oh my god he is

[05:48:07] but he is

[05:48:09] second it's okay

[05:48:10] we got a free win here

[05:48:12] are you ready for it?

[05:48:14] okay jincey

[05:48:18] bro isn't double lift really fucking good?

[05:48:20] uh...

[05:48:21] Yeah, no he's solid. Cause he used to be like a pro player.

[05:48:27] Bro, are you fucking excited?

[05:48:30] I'm not really, no.

[05:48:32] Why not?

[05:48:33] Cause I mean, like the thing is that there are people that I've just played with like for a while,

[05:48:38] and it's like I've always like played with them, you know what I mean?

[05:48:40] So it's like, it doesn't really like matter.

[05:48:43] Like for me it's just like another day in the fucking, another day in the park, you know what I'm talking about?

[05:48:49] Yeah.

[05:48:51] so you're just like another walk in the park all right bro only five wins

[05:48:58] three win here

[05:49:02] now so now we're gonna do this we're gonna play for the top to bottom folk

[05:49:05] here the reason why I didn't go for like a three-cam clear this game is because

[05:49:09] I didn't think there's gonna be much action early so that's why we're just

[05:49:11] gonna do like standard top to bottom we should go to win

[05:49:15] I'm just gonna like drone over mid a little bit too.

[05:49:27] So our bot is getting push, which means that when we fight on botcrab that should be fair.

[05:49:35] Dude I got tacos from Chipotle so I can block you.

[05:49:38] But what kind of tacos?

[05:49:40] Chicken.

[05:49:41] How come you didn't go for the beef ones?

[05:49:44] Um, I don't know, I don't know. Sometimes I get beef tacos, sometimes I get chicken.

[05:49:52] Bro, can I say something fucked up?

[05:49:55] Yes, go ahead.

[05:49:56] It doesn't matter if it's taco or beef, or chicken or beef, it still tastes the same.

[05:50:00] No!

[05:50:02] Bro, ground beef tastes way different than the chicken.

[05:50:04] No, it's the same shit because everything that you eat just assumes the flavor of the sauce.

[05:50:09] So it always tastes like the sauce.

[05:50:11] I disagree, bro.

[05:50:17] Only twerks get tacos from S'Polay.

[05:50:19] Flair, shut the fuck up, kid.

[05:50:21] Dude, you know what you need to do?

[05:50:23] Challenge Bliv right now to a 1v1.

[05:50:25] He's only allowed using his fists and you're allowed using a pistol.

[05:50:29] That's not... that's not valid.

[05:50:31] So?

[05:50:33] Don't test. Lock me in, buddy. Okay?

[05:50:35] I don't want to distract you, man. You gotta think about it.

[05:50:37] So I'm going to play on the bar cub here.

[05:50:41] Your clear timing is still going down.

[05:50:47] So I'm just going to smite that in case she comes in and then I'll see if I can look on the double cub.

[05:50:52] So as I walk through I'm just queuing the minions so I can keep my Q sox.

[05:50:55] Then we're going to use our E to run over here faster.

[05:51:05] Nice

[05:51:10] Are you fucking kidding me?

[05:51:20] Dude what the fuck was that?

[05:51:25] Okay, Jinxie I have bad news

[05:51:28] Yeah

[05:51:29] If I told you there's an issue and for some reason I can't get any fucking McDonald's right now

[05:51:35] Well, it's fine. You shouldn't need to do a challenger anyway.

[05:51:39] Yeah, but dude, I need the McDonald's, bro.

[05:51:44] What does Doublelift say? Wow, you sold over the game?

[05:51:48] I sang to the support because I guess the support might grief there or something.

[05:51:52] I think it's that the support by Pride won for like a bad fight for no reason, I don't

[05:52:03] know if it's because of that it's just like I'm a bad.

[05:52:05] Okay, I'm going to remember to ask you questions, so what's your next plan?

[05:52:08] So the next plan is we're going to look on the Volvos and we're going to play on the

[05:52:12] Doctors.

[05:52:13] Okay, and like how do you feel about their team comp versus Heckelon?

[05:52:19] I promise that they have a couple of broken infinite scalers, but the thing about Ambesa

[05:52:24] is that she's not a jungler that's that strong like super early, so if I can just get one

[05:52:28] good fight then I'll be able to just complete some of this entire game.

[05:52:32] So if you just get ahead early, you think it'll be fine?

[05:52:36] Yeah, exactly, yeah.

[05:52:37] So that's alright, but what we're going to do here is we're just going to play on the

[05:52:40] wrappers.

[05:52:41] I don't have the wrappers, we're going to look on the Kroggs and then we'll see if we

[05:52:44] So I'm not going to do my Krugs here because the thing is I'll look at all the other push-ups.

[05:52:53] But no, the enemy bot backs off so now we can commit frag.

[05:52:56] So that's why I like-

[05:52:57] So if you push up like that, it's good to leave your Krugs behind.

[05:53:00] Yeah, like if they would have liked her though, because it would have just been a free kill, right?

[05:53:04] Yeah.

[05:53:06] That makes sense, man.

[05:53:08] So, a lot of what you do is reacting on the fly.

[05:53:11] Yes, that's how you become a good jungler, it's just about being able to instantly react to the shit that goes on in your game.

[05:53:23] I'm probably even dead in the Vlad now.

[05:53:30] He's probably going to flash for me. No, he's not going to flash for me.

[05:53:33] That's the only issue, so there's only for me to get out of the second and commit double sums.

[05:53:38] double sums but there is good news okay so good news here is that the enemy

[05:53:42] ambush is gonna be recalling we know she's gonna go for the top crab so if I

[05:53:45] just run straight there I'm gonna have a smite up I can out smite her on the

[05:53:47] crab and then maybe win

[05:53:54] that's smart you're gonna speeder to the smite yep so now what we do is we're

[05:53:59] there just like running care right and then afterwards we're gonna like out

[05:54:03] smite her on this now since my blue is up I know that her red is probably up

[05:54:07] right so means that she's gonna be refolk her tops about so I could have even

[05:54:11] maybe look for like a topside and beta on her right here

[05:54:17] hey Jinxie I need to tell you something fucked up yeah but what's up man

[05:54:22] bro I'm not king when I say I'm very multitasking ordering the McDonald's order

[05:54:27] as we clear me how you need to be focused in the game yeah but Jinxie I'm just

[05:54:33] just trust me, just trust me on this

[05:54:38] what's your next plan?

[05:54:39] so now the next plan is we're just going to play for the top to bot folklare here

[05:54:43] right?

[05:54:44] uh... and then after we finish the top to bot folklare we're going to look on the

[05:54:48] uh... on the fucking uh...

[05:54:51] the dragon

[05:54:56] so now what we do is we play for gromp into wolves and after gromp wolves we're going to look on the

[05:55:01] on the rest of it too.

[05:55:02] Okay?

[05:55:03] So how do we just play for this shit?

[05:55:08] What?

[05:55:09] Sometimes kills will look easy, but then we'll just have so many different ways to knock

[05:55:14] you back and stun you and get away.

[05:55:16] Yeah.

[05:55:17] That's why it's like-

[05:55:18] Does this actually help each other a lot?

[05:55:19] Like high-ranked?

[05:55:20] Yeah.

[05:55:21] But the thing is like they help each other, it's because like most of the time people

[05:55:25] are gonna like make a play depending on like what their team will be able to do, right?

[05:55:31] So it's like, you have to know what's going on with your team in order for you to be able to actually do stuff.

[05:55:37] Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

[05:55:40] So that's why it's not even just about... oh, that's fun.

[05:55:46] Nice.

[05:55:49] I just instantly ulted it because if I don't instantly ult there I die.

[05:55:52] So now I'm gonna have to concede the dragon here because there's someone that can fight it.

[05:55:56] But I can trade the dragon for the grub so I'm just gonna recall and run there instantly.

[05:55:59] Where you actually have so much aura from getting out of that. Oh my god.

[05:56:03] Yeah, we're probably gonna be chilling now.

[05:56:06] Bro, they just like, three minutes. How did you get out of that? What?

[05:56:11] Because Hygrimself makes them unstoppable, so it means that even if they sit there,

[05:56:14] and even if they're like, all ending us,

[05:56:16] it doesn't matter because we're still able to just like auto win.

[05:56:23] Okay, so now we do this, we just found this, and let me show you again.

[05:56:29] I said they were gonna go the dragon and then like they didn't go for the dragon

[05:56:41] yeah yeah so that's just like the unfortunate thing it's like that if they would have like

[05:56:48] actually went for the dragon could have got some trade to fuck jing see

[05:56:57] Jin see yeah, I need to sit here and I need to finish the fucking McDonald's order bro

[05:57:07] Jin see

[05:57:10] Okay, what are you gonna get for McDonald's?

[05:57:14] I make double with fries. Okay, look watch this

[05:57:18] So now if we run behind her and then we E her towards our team so she can't run away.

[05:57:25] Woah that was smart!

[05:57:27] And now we look on the crowd.

[05:57:28] Bro that was smart!

[05:57:29] That's how you have to play Hecarim because you need to use your ES and knock back right?

[05:57:33] So you knock them back into your teammates.

[05:57:39] So now I have my team here so I actually want to look for this.

[05:57:47] How did you do that though?

[05:57:49] Wait, can I say?

[05:57:55] Oh.

[05:57:57] FUUUUCK! It's fine.

[05:57:59] That still wasn't that bad though. That was not that bad!

[05:58:01] No, it's actually decent.

[05:58:03] That was not that bad! No, no, no.

[05:58:05] Because like now what we can do is we can literally just play for the uh, for the pickaxe.

[05:58:10] And then now on my respawn I can just go top to bot folk here.

[05:58:13] And then by the time we get balling there might be a chance we could actually look for the dragon too.

[05:58:17] Okay, Jinxie, I have good news, are you ready to share it?

[05:58:25] What's up?

[05:58:27] Wait?

[05:58:28] Wait for it?

[05:58:31] Hold on.

[05:58:32] Did you order?

[05:58:33] Yep, I think it's about to be done.

[05:58:36] Please go on.

[05:58:37] How do you order and play?

[05:58:38] Nice!

[05:58:39] Okay, we're good.

[05:58:40] Uh, because the thing is I'm good at multitasking, because when I was younger I used to jerk

[05:58:44] off while I'd play League.

[05:58:45] As a result, I got really really good at being able to do two things at once.

[05:58:51] How do you jerk off and play me when you recall and die?

[05:58:54] No, because the thing is that I would just clear my jungle with one hand.

[05:58:59] So I got really really good at clearing jungle camps with only one hand.

[05:59:03] That's actually smart as fuck.

[05:59:08] So now look, the enemy ambassador backs off.

[05:59:11] So I'm gonna have to ping my team because there's a good chance she goes bot in here.

[05:59:15] So we're gonna walk towards the ball and in case she walks in, cause we know, but my team doesn't listen.

[05:59:26] Damn.

[05:59:28] So that's the problem with like three is that sometimes you're gonna sit there and do pings, but like when you do the pings, nobody listens to the pings.

[05:59:35] You know what I mean? So then it's like the play that, yeah like the play that you know is gonna happen.

[05:59:40] You think he muted your pings?

[05:59:42] No, I think he's just retarded.

[05:59:45] Unfortunately.

[05:59:46] I feel like this dragon's been here for 20 minutes.

[05:59:51] Yeah, but the problem is that like, nobody, like neither team can really look for the

[05:59:55] dragon because if you do then it's just gonna get a collapse on.

[05:59:58] Like here for example if you go for this we can try it, but the only reason why we can

[06:00:01] try it here is because the enemy mid laner is low and my bot's coming out a bit.

[06:00:06] I'm serious

[06:00:14] Okay, so now we're just in our team to go on on this nice

[06:00:18] I don't know we come back. Oh good. Yep. No. Yeah, she's my thought there

[06:00:21] So now we can just get the the dragon and then afterwards will back up. We'll get the

[06:00:26] Nice double left, but that looks to be the plan one lot thousand

[06:00:32] My jinx is a walla or is it ball off?

[06:00:36] Well, I'm Lutas that is bot lane, he's crying.

[06:00:41] He's bot lane, everyone's saying.

[06:00:44] Bro, it is some of the fucking bot lane.

[06:00:46] Bro, nothing is so clutched!

[06:00:47] I'm gonna check on my Togos right there.

[06:00:48] Alright, get your Togos, bro.

[06:00:51] I'm just gonna check out of them, let it go here again.

[06:00:56] Okay.

[06:00:57] I remember a challenger is yours tonight!

[06:01:00] Bro, we're actually getting the fuck done.

[06:01:02] Okay, so now what's gonna happen is we're gonna look on the Talks About Folk there

[06:01:05] and I'll see if we can maybe look on the crab as well.

[06:01:09] I could actually get a reset soon for my endless hunger.

[06:01:12] Because I have enough gold for it, but we're gonna have to see.

[06:01:21] Jinx, do you have good news? Do you want to hear it?

[06:01:23] Yeah, what's up, bro?

[06:01:25] We got the first dragon, so it means that no matter what, we sell the game by 5 minutes.

[06:01:28] Because most of the time, teams never end until they get like dragon sold.

[06:01:31] So if you get dragon, it's like you get 5 minutes of extra scaling.

[06:01:35] That's good.

[06:01:37] This Ambeasa needs to fucking put a bullet in his brain while his brains watch.

[06:01:44] Endgame.

[06:01:46] Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the red buff and then after

[06:01:51] red we're going to see if we can look on the Krugs here.

[06:01:53] Bro, you're scary when you play.

[06:01:55] Why?

[06:01:57] Can you even hear yourself or do you not even know that?

[06:02:00] Where would I say?

[06:02:02] You're cute.

[06:02:04] Wait, did I say something bad?

[06:02:07] I just said I'm going to full clear the most cards, no?

[06:02:09] Yes, you're pretty good.

[06:02:11] So, why'd you say that's scary? Like, is full clearing scary?

[06:02:15] No, nothing, sir.

[06:02:17] Alright, so now we're going to do this, we're going to get our endless under, and then we're going to start building towards our next side, let me see.

[06:02:26] So you see how that held this far in 15 seconds? That's going to be our next play.

[06:02:30] So I'm going to try to do yours, I'm going to try to ping my support to roam.

[06:02:33] yeah so what's your plan here you're gonna get your help

[06:02:37] yep so we're just gonna ping on top of them remember your team are your slaves

[06:02:41] but you give them orders in order for them to function it's like Sims

[06:02:46] okay write that down Jinx write it down

[06:02:52] I guess like now we see that I'm best as far right so we do is wait I got my no

[06:02:56] bad one sec I'm getting in here

[06:03:03] I'm not going anywhere to your childhood you have my word okay

[06:03:10] I will not go anywhere to your challenge but let's try not to be here all fucking night

[06:03:14] bro let's fucking get this shit done okay so nobody's coming here so we have to back

[06:03:20] off and now that vibe back soft we're gonna walk back in okay are you kidding so this

[06:03:33] This is so retarded.

[06:03:34] So doggie, you don't know, it's nice.

[06:03:40] Like that, dude.

[06:03:42] So wait, Dante, why is the Ambesa cringe?

[06:03:46] Well, the Ambesa cringe was you permanent invading me, and the Vlad is cringe because

[06:03:50] he's permanent roaming.

[06:03:51] It's like, okay, think of it this way, think of it this way.

[06:03:56] As I can imagine, you're doing an arm wrestling competition, but the guy that you're arm

[06:04:00] wrestling against is getting his dick sucked by his best friend.

[06:04:03] So that is best fun, I can like give him more testosterone so he beats you

[06:04:06] Let's see what it's like with the two of these people

[06:04:08] Like they're just sitting there and sucking each other's dick for like test boost

[06:04:11] I was like dude, like I don't wanna

[06:04:13] I don't wanna have to fucking like play against the shit, you know what I mean?

[06:04:16] Wait, getting your leaner stuff hires your testa-

[06:04:19] Oh, you, you, you, yes!

[06:04:22] Oh, of course he has a fucking W

[06:04:24] Okay, so I just like off

[06:04:26] Uh, yeah, it does, it does

[06:04:30] So that's how a lot of professional bodybuilders do

[06:04:32] is they actually get their wieners sucked while they work out

[06:04:36] so they can have to slosh and boost in the gym

[06:04:38] and then they get like PR world records

[06:04:41] I never even knew that

[06:04:43] That's why most of the shit talking to you

[06:04:45] Yeah, but that's the reason why

[06:04:46] so Jinx, a lot of the time what you're gonna see is professional deadlifters

[06:04:49] when they set world records

[06:04:50] they're actually on top of a stage that has a hole in the middle

[06:04:53] that way the person sucking their dick can do it

[06:04:55] while they're going like down and up, does that make sense?

[06:04:58] It's like Houdini

[06:04:59] Okay, I

[06:05:03] Feel like this game was looking bad, but I think it's looking better now. I agree

[06:05:11] Okay, so now look

[06:05:14] Now we're gonna look on this so I'm gonna try to like bait out their abilities

[06:05:19] They don't use any

[06:05:20] And then I would just get herald head so now instead of going for the turret

[06:05:24] We're gonna just found the dragon. We don't want to plan turret here

[06:05:26] got it nice bro what you got to watch out though the coming I think you're coming

[06:06:05] Um, how do you talk those down?

[06:06:09] After you get chatted, I think you should take a little, like, one or two day break.

[06:06:14] Wait, why?

[06:06:17] Okay, Dantez, I want you to be directly honest with me.

[06:06:20] Yes.

[06:06:21] Did you start stroking your wiener after that?

[06:06:25] I didn't have to.

[06:06:28] It was already hard?

[06:06:30] No.

[06:06:31] Because what I do drinks is why I play league.

[06:06:33] So do you shave your legs?

[06:06:34] No, I've never.

[06:06:36] I shave my balls and that's it.

[06:06:38] Okay, so the reason why you want to shave your legs-

[06:06:40] And my face.

[06:06:41] Okay, okay, so hear me out, okay?

[06:06:43] The reason why every man has to shave their legs at least once in their life is because

[06:06:48] when you shave them, it feels like a woman's legs.

[06:06:50] So what you can actually do is you put your penis in between your legs while you're sitting

[06:06:55] there and you're having your legs shaved and you can literally like jerk yourself off

[06:06:58] with your own thighs, but it feels like a woman's doing it because they're soft and supple.

[06:07:02] Does that make sense?

[06:07:04] Yes.

[06:07:06] Do you want razor recommendations?

[06:07:13] Um, no.

[06:07:15] Yo, no, I think I'm just going to keep my legs how they are, but you do you.

[06:07:21] I do.

[06:07:22] Are you sure?

[06:07:23] Like you need to try at least once.

[06:07:24] it's like a rite of passage

[06:07:34] let me check on my tacos

[06:07:38] i guess now we're going to look on the ball

[06:07:40] tacos in five minutes yes

[06:07:43] wait jane see what would you do if you get your tacos but it's like they're the

[06:07:46] wrong tacos

[06:07:48] i would still just eat them

[06:07:50] i wouldn't really care

[06:07:53] case you see this out there never going to be bad

[06:08:03] this and that's what i think i fucking hate this kid

[06:08:06] by the fucking

[06:08:08] maybe it's parents hate him and that's why he plays like this

[06:08:11] sure yes

[06:08:13] yes

[06:08:14] we didn't see how do you think about one

[06:08:16] i just learned from you bro

[06:08:18] No, dude, that was actually really good.

[06:08:21] That was actually really good.

[06:08:22] And slain.

[06:08:24] Oh, ally slain.

[06:08:25] It's not good.

[06:08:27] Yeah, but it's fine, because now we're going to do.

[06:08:29] What's your plan now?

[06:08:29] I need to ask you more questions.

[06:08:31] You play good when you're coaching.

[06:08:33] Wait, should I coach myself then?

[06:08:35] I think you should coach yourself.

[06:08:37] I'm not kidding.

[06:08:37] OK.

[06:08:38] All right, so Dante, so you're going to want to back off here,

[06:08:40] and I'll look for re-engage.

[06:08:41] Now, if you can find re-engage on a bus,

[06:08:43] it's going to be good.

[06:08:44] Nice.

[06:08:44] You got the Orioles use ghost.

[06:08:46] OK, just try to look for Chase.

[06:08:48] dodge all the abilities, good. Now what you can do is you can walk up to the enemy

[06:08:51] mic show. So enemy wrappers are coming up in like seven seconds, so what I want you

[06:08:55] to do is I want to just play on the wrappers here. They'll open like four

[06:08:57] seconds. Okay, but what should I do after the wrappers though? So after the wrappers

[06:09:01] what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the top to bottom full clear because

[06:09:04] lorry camps are respawning, and I want you to pay attention to map what timers

[06:09:07] you see. Minut 50 on dragon, okay good. So what you're gonna do is you're gonna play

[06:09:10] for the top to bottom full clear here. After the top to bottom full clear you're gonna

[06:09:13] want to reset because dragon won't be up. And then after you're gonna buy and then

[06:09:16] you're going to look for a dragon out of base. So how you're going to do is you're going to look for like hovering mid for place

[06:09:21] and then after that you should be good. So now I want you to drone see what's going on the map see if there's like a

[06:09:25] better play for you to make besides full clearing. Do you see anything?

[06:09:29] No, I don't. Okay, so what you're gonna do now is you're gonna just play for the the rafters, okay?

[06:09:35] Crugs up in like 12 seconds. So if you're to run to your crugs right now

[06:09:38] they'd actually be on cooldown, but it looks like your Orianna is making an aggressive play.

[06:09:42] So try to like meet her up there, use your sweeper, get rid of any vision.

[06:09:46] and then see if this blue is up. It's not, so now recall.

[06:09:49] So now we're going to do something. I'm going to want to keep your Krugs alive,

[06:09:51] so now we can get three Q-Socks off the Krugs,

[06:09:53] and then afterwards you can probably look on the dragon like one minute.

[06:09:56] So you're going to get the Black Cleaver now, that's good,

[06:09:58] and then I'm going to build Shoujin inside of Maninium,

[06:10:00] because the thing is that your team is fed,

[06:10:02] so you can actually act as a frontliner rather than being a carry.

[06:10:05] So after this, what I'm going to want to do,

[06:10:07] is you're going to look for the Krugs,

[06:10:09] and after Krugs, I want to play on the blue.

[06:10:11] Okay, but dragon's up in 40, how should I prep that?

[06:10:14] So what you're going to do is you're going to have to look for a pick, okay?

[06:10:16] So the way that you're going to find a pick is you're going to have to look through mid or through bot.

[06:10:19] Okay, so we can try that then.

[06:10:21] Yeah, so also, look at the other timers. What other timers you see?

[06:10:25] Well, Baron's already up and Skell's up in 45, but Skell comes after Dragon. Exactly.

[06:10:30] So how you're going to do this is you're going to look for Dragon for a Suncrab.

[06:10:33] So now look for a play here. Don't play too far in. You're still waiting for your team.

[06:10:37] So you don't want to engage. You just want to allow your team to get in position, and then once they're there, you're good.

[06:10:41] So I can walk up, get a few stacks off the Orn.

[06:10:46] Okay, now just focus, Sambasa.

[06:10:49] Alt 10.

[06:10:53] Okay, that was horrible.

[06:10:55] You should keep coaching yourself though, I think. You play better like that.

[06:10:59] Double left, double left, double left!

[06:11:02] Nope, he missed every shot.

[06:11:03] FUCK!

[06:11:05] Wait, he's not done yet.

[06:11:06] YES! She got pulled in by Ditty!

[06:11:11] Bro, but I thought you did good with that.

[06:11:13] That was cool.

[06:11:14] Bro, that was really cool.

[06:11:16] Yeah, but the reason why I went bad is because our retarded karma got caught.

[06:11:21] So because the karma got caught it just fucked everything.

[06:11:23] Oh, bro, shut the fuck up and coach yourself.

[06:11:27] You're the best player in the lobby.

[06:11:29] Okay, coach Dantas, what could I have done differently there?

[06:11:33] So what you should have done there is you should have hired a magician from Egypt to

[06:11:37] cast a curse on Karma's family to just like instantly execute him.

[06:11:40] That way he doesn't walk up and in like that.

[06:11:42] Okay, but where can I even find these magicians? I can practice that kind of magic

[06:11:45] So you can do is you can look on either the deep web or maybe even just click on random ads until venture your PC

[06:11:51] I have so many viruses that you get recommended some wonky shit, and then just follow the the rabbit hole

[06:11:57] Okay, so now what should I do? So now we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the blue and then look for the crab

[06:12:02] But what I want to do is I wanted to ask Jinxie now because he told you to ask the coach what's going on

[06:12:06] Ask him if he's content with the coach's explanation. Okay, Jinxie are you contents with the coach's explanation?

[06:12:12] Uh, yes, yes.

[06:12:14] Okay, he said he's content.

[06:12:15] Okay, good.

[06:12:16] So now what you're going to do is you're going to play on the top of the bot, and then afterwards

[06:12:19] I'm going to look on the baron.

[06:12:20] Okay, but is the enemy team walking around baron?

[06:12:23] How the fuck am I supposed to know fucking retod?

[06:12:25] We have no vision.

[06:12:26] So now you need to wait for your team to get vision for you.

[06:12:29] So we see that Ornn is bot, so if you were to fight, worst case, it would be like 44.

[06:12:35] But now Ornn is up here, so you don't want to fight this.

[06:12:38] Now walk in and see if you can hop out of your gen.

[06:12:40] okay this is good this is good this is good but for the fight but for the fight

[06:12:43] but for the fight Gary Q stocks off one don't use your ult though okay Q stock

[06:12:49] off wave Q stock off wave nice okay one more Q stock good look for another one

[06:12:56] and I'll bring them into your team

[06:13:01] it's not what I'm gonna want to do so I'm gonna want to be a bit careful but we

[06:13:04] You can stop Vlad top so you can actually go for more here.

[06:13:12] Okay, so now go for the dive. Perfect.

[06:13:15] Now I want you to play for the turret and then after this you're just going to go for the Baron.

[06:13:19] The Vlad is resetting me, no because he's not showing top anymore, so you're going to have to take advantage of that.

[06:13:28] So now play on the band and then after the band you're gonna look for a recall and then you're gonna look for the red buff.

[06:13:35] What's up, Jinxsy?

[06:13:37] Coach Dantes and Student Dantes, you are literally the best duo I've ever seen in my life.

[06:13:42] Dude, I'm telling you.

[06:13:44] It might be split personality disorder, but I swear when you started doing this, you started playing way better.

[06:13:49] Yeah, no, because the thing is that sometimes Jinxsy, sometimes Jinxsy, you need to listen to the smartest man in the room.

[06:13:56] And if you're the smartest man in the room, it means you just got to talk to yourself. Does that make sense?

[06:14:02] Yes, I don't want to distract you too much.

[06:14:04] Okay, so Dante, I don't want you to saw your tier and then buy Sheldon because you have a spike.

[06:14:08] Now, out of base what you're going to do is you're going to try to play on mid bot.

[06:14:11] So I'm going to ping your Urgot to go bot here because the thing is that the enemy team does have a good amount of wave clear.

[06:14:16] So how we're going to counter that is we're going to play on two different lanes so that you can push two lanes at the same time

[06:14:21] and that way you're able to actually open up the enemy's base.

[06:14:24] So your job here where you're going to do is you're going to just hover in the

[06:14:28] bot side jungle and then you're going to go wherever the fight shows up. If it's

[06:14:31] mid you go mid, if it's bot you go bot. Now one is showing bot so what you're

[06:14:35] going to do is you're going to walk up like this, good. They hit us flying

[06:14:37] orbs, so you know for a fact someone's in bot side. So when you look for them, okay,

[06:14:42] nobody's here. Okay so if nobody's here the one you do is you just hover ergot and

[06:14:45] then you just play on the server. Okay I'll just play for this. They're not going to

[06:14:52] want to walk up too far because don't forget the VOD is still relatively strong.

[06:14:56] So now I'm wanting to walk up, see if the Wolves are up for Q-Sacks or not, okay.

[06:15:00] So now look on the the Scuttle Crab here. I want to get Q-Sacks off the Scuttle

[06:15:05] side, you can actually look on a bot play. Okay, nice finish this with Q to maintain

[06:15:13] stocks and look for a fight. Now you can get a big flying chair. Go for it, go for it,

[06:15:22] go for it. Okay, now back up. You're using up in one. Look for engage. Nice!

[06:15:35] Doublelift's just got a quadra kill. Doublelift's just got a quad! Doublelift's just got a quadra

[06:15:40] I think we actually won the game off that, Jamesy.

[06:15:43] Okay, John-Tess, um, Coach John-Tess and, uh, Student John-Tess.

[06:15:49] Yes. Yes.

[06:15:51] Is it okay if I grab my tacos, guys?

[06:15:57] Uh, what do you think, Coach? I mean, he's not playing, so you could do it if he wants.

[06:16:01] Okay, but we're giving him permission? Yeah, you can do it.

[06:16:04] Okay, Jamesy, I think the coach is okay with you getting your tacos.

[06:16:08] Okay, feedback, sorry.

[06:16:10] What's happening?

[06:16:12] Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to build more tank items.

[06:16:16] So what we're going to do is we're going to build our Tunneler,

[06:16:18] and then afterwards we're going to look for the Soul,

[06:16:20] because the problem is that we weren't able to actually end the game there.

[06:16:27] Okay, so now 15 seconds on Dragon,

[06:16:30] so what we're going to do here is we're just going to look for the Q-Socks,

[06:16:33] and then afterwards we're going to look on this.

[06:16:38] Now, Dons, you're gonna have to wait for your team share, see if you can walk up, but don't

[06:16:50] go for an engage.

[06:16:52] You're just jerking them off here.

[06:16:54] This is good. Keep your Q socks.

[06:17:14] Come on!

[06:17:17] There we go. Push mid. Push mid on.

[06:17:24] Holy fuck, good shit, Dantas.

[06:17:26] Bro, thank you.

[06:17:27] Dude, I'm gonna be honest, you actually did really well that game, but the thing is that

[06:17:31] you have to lock it in because you're promised that when you get unfocused, you just end.

[06:17:35] Yeah, I know, but like, there's no real way for me to rein myself in.

[06:17:38] Well, the way that you rein yourself in is by talking to yourself like this, because

[06:17:42] if you talk to yourself like this and you're able to actually control yourself, does that

[06:17:45] make sense?

[06:17:46] Yeah, I mean, I assume you're getting out because I guess that's my biggest issue as

[06:17:49] a player, is that I always just do random shit.

[06:17:52] And then when you're talking to me, it actually allows me to be in a position where I'm able

[06:17:56] to really sit there and understand what's going on.

[06:17:58] Wait, Coach Dantes!

[06:17:59] Uh, yeah?

[06:18:00] Yeah, what's up?

[06:18:01] Coach Dantes and Student Dantes, what happened?

[06:18:06] So we actually managed to win that game.

[06:18:08] Yeah, the enemy team actually managed it, so we won it.

[06:18:11] So you guys won, Coach and Student?

[06:18:14] We won.

[06:18:15] These guys.

[06:18:16] Okay.

[06:18:17] Okay.

[06:18:18] Bro, I think

[06:18:21] So now you just four away right?

[06:18:23] Yep, yo Jack shout out double lift man double. I've got a quadra kill bro Jack tell double if I said good shit

[06:18:32] Wait Jin see hmm. What do you call double if 20 gets a quadra?

[06:18:40] Quadra lift

[06:18:42] Okay, wait, how'd you think of that I?

[06:18:46] Just um I kind of just guess

[06:18:48] Okay, Jinxie, do you want to see my most unhinged clip ever?

[06:18:53] Wait, are you sure?

[06:18:58] Yes, this is so good, these pockets are so good.

[06:19:01] Okay, are you watching my screen?

[06:19:03] Yes, I'm in your screen, Sharon.

[06:19:06] I'm the minor, please help me.

[06:19:12] Well, you are as mature for your age.

[06:19:44] What is the context of that clip man?

[06:20:02] I don't think there was any to be honest.

[06:20:08] Bro, coach, contest.

[06:20:11] Yep, talk to me.

[06:20:14] These are the best tacos I've ever had

[06:20:16] Okay, Jinxie what I want to do is I want you to eat it and while you're eating it put your mouth up to the camera and show

[06:20:21] Everything going on inside

[06:20:27] I'm watching me. I want you to sit there Jinxie

[06:20:30] I want your teeth like I want to see your teeth

[06:20:32] I want you to run your tongue over your teeth and I want you to sit there and I want you to just like chew it

[06:20:36] I want you to have that saliva just fucking

[06:20:40] eradicate all the meat inside of it.

[06:20:42] Does that make sense?

[06:20:43] Okay.

[06:20:44] Where were you doing it?

[06:20:45] Yes, it's just a little later.

[06:20:46] Okay, let me watch.

[06:20:47] Don't say it.

[06:20:48] Why does everybody say that as your sister, man?

[06:21:00] Well, where else are you supposed to meet your partner nowadays?

[06:21:05] Hey!

[06:21:06] Why?

[06:21:07] My bad!

[06:21:08] My bad, you asked a question!

[06:21:15] Fuck, Jinxie!

[06:21:17] Okay, now test.

[06:21:18] Yeah, what's up?

[06:21:20] Listen to me, bro.

[06:21:22] You need four wins, bro.

[06:21:25] Four.

[06:21:27] This is your night, this is your time, this is your day to get challenger, buddy.

[06:21:32] Okay, but I have bad news.

[06:21:34] The Reets is gonna be here in, like, one minute.

[06:21:39] Wait

[06:21:43] You mean your McDonald's is gonna be your woman. Yep

[06:21:47] How's it so fast I think it's my Donald's dude they have like literally one every block

[06:21:58] Yeah, oh Jeng see yes

[06:22:02] You put the cool in school

[06:22:08] but isn't isn't school CH no it's SK

[06:22:19] what do you mean GenC I'm a master I literally have a masters in spelling

[06:22:26] tell me to spell any word and I'll do it right now

[06:22:30] pseudo pseudo hyperthyroidism PSUEDO HYPERTHYROIDISM

[06:22:46] it was two pseudos what no that's not even real

[06:22:55] look it up Joe Bart did it

[06:23:00] Bro, it's not, but he says pseudo hyperthyroidism.

[06:23:09] You're playing against Doublelift, Dantez.

[06:23:11] Alright, free one inbound.

[06:23:13] Can't see, I'm gonna do this for you.

[06:23:19] This is for you.

[06:23:20] Are you sure you wanna play here?

[06:23:23] Yeah, I'm gonna go crazy.

[06:23:25] I'm gonna say how you get the oberace one second.

[06:23:46] Guys, I ate all of it.

[06:23:49] Imma put it away.

[06:23:55] Damn, that was good!

[06:24:02] Okay, Jinxie, I'm back, what I missed.

[06:24:25] Jinxie what I missed?

[06:24:29] Jinxie!

[06:24:35] But did he die?

[06:24:40] What guys Jinxie fucking died!

[06:24:44] Alright, we're fine.

[06:24:49] Okay, GenC. Guess what? What? Guess what? I'm listening. What? What is it? I got Goldfish.

[06:25:09] Man, FUCK YOUR FUCKING GOLDFISH!

[06:25:12] Sorry.

[06:25:14] My bad.

[06:25:16] That was Coach John's test, that wasn't suited.

[06:25:18] Am I supposed to smite on the first one?

[06:25:20] Yeah, you are, but only at the end.

[06:25:22] You have Evelynn.

[06:25:24] Yeah, but it's fine.

[06:25:26] My support is literally 1v1ing the Evelynn and her jungle level 1.

[06:25:28] Why is that fine?

[06:25:30] Isn't that bad?

[06:25:32] Well, he has cancer for dying, but the good news is that it delays Evelynn's full clearance,

[06:25:38] clear so I can probably double crab her. Bro, that's advanced. Like the way you think about

[06:25:48] that is advanced. Why? Because she fought, she wasted time so now she can't beat you to

[06:25:56] the second crab. Yeah, but no, that's not what we're gonna do actually. I thought about

[06:26:00] I know what the better play is.

[06:26:03] Okay.

[06:26:04] So, the better plays here?

[06:26:08] I genuinely believe you should coach yourself all the way to Challenger.

[06:26:12] Okay, that's it then.

[06:26:14] Like, I think you just play better.

[06:26:16] Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna ping on our Lee Sin to actually like

[06:26:18] help me here.

[06:26:19] Cause I'm just gonna like invade this.

[06:26:21] And then after I'm gonna smite this I'm gonna leave cause the enemy team has vision of me

[06:26:26] on this.

[06:26:27] So they're gonna know I'm here.

[06:26:29] means that they could actually fuck with me so what we're gonna do is uh whoa

[06:26:33] who's the fucking coach do you want to see what you're gonna do do you want that

[06:26:36] want to let me fucking talk okay sorry yeah for fucking dude

[06:26:41] sorry okay so this we're gonna do now you're gonna play for the blue after the

[06:26:48] blue I'm gonna want to look for either grump or bot gang one of the two so

[06:26:53] you're just gonna play for this chair crab is funding to see you can actually

[06:26:56] look on in crab as well. So you're gonna look for the blue share and then I want to play

[06:27:00] on the crab. After this, civilian gank bot. There's no opportunity there. So what we're

[06:27:07] probably gonna do then is you're just gonna look for bots atop folk there. But when cams

[06:27:13] start to respawn top side. Okay well even if they're not respawned, what you're gonna

[06:27:16] do is you're just gonna clear bots, that doesn't matter. So now what you're gonna do is you're

[06:27:21] gonna play for gromp, afterwards you're gonna look on wolves. I want to press Z, okay so

[06:27:26] So it says Jung used his flash already.

[06:27:28] So you know the enemy mid laner is flashless, so you could even gank that as well if you

[06:27:31] really wanted to.

[06:27:32] So I'm going to just play for the Gromp now, good.

[06:27:37] Raptors are respawning, so there's a good chance that Evelynn shows up there as well.

[06:27:41] So I'm wanting to just play for Wolves, good.

[06:27:46] So your bot is pushing in, no opportunity there.

[06:27:48] It doesn't really look like there's an opportunity mid, and it looks like your top lane is doing

[06:27:51] fine too.

[06:27:53] So right now the only thing you have to really do is just chill.

[06:27:55] You're better off recalling instead of actually running to your Krugs here, because it's

[06:27:59] going to take you almost the same amount of time to walk as resetting and then just walking

[06:28:03] back, so that's why this is better.

[06:28:06] So now just run straight to the Krugs, afterwards go Krugs into Raptors, and then we can see

[06:28:10] if we can look for a timer play on the Dragon in a minute.

[06:28:14] The good news is you are going to be level 5, so you're going to be relatively strong

[06:28:17] here.

[06:28:18] Okay

[06:28:20] Okay, so now just play for the Krugs after the Krugs. I wanted to look on the wrappers John top. What's happening top?

[06:28:27] Okay, so top is fighting. Do you want to help that?

[06:28:31] I

[06:28:32] Mean I could

[06:28:34] Like he's relatively. Yeah, he's pretty low. Let's not just if we look

[06:28:40] Just use your orca one scout all make sure it doesn't have any wards good

[06:28:45] And then yeah, walk up

[06:28:47] This is good.

[06:28:57] Now take your laner's wave, he gets the kill, you get the wave, perfect, good.

[06:29:02] Alright, nice.

[06:29:03] And then now what you're going to do is you're going to respawn and then you're just going to go straight to the drag.

[06:29:06] Now why are you going to the dragon and sub-roppers here?

[06:29:09] Well because the thing is Evelynn's play would be to go for the dragon,

[06:29:13] So by us resetting and running straight there. We counter her only real play that you could have not good punish me

[06:29:20] Exactly good

[06:29:22] Who's a good boy? Who knows his stuff about league? I am I am

[06:29:27] Yeah, you're you're a really good boy. Aren't you kid you fucking relax, bro?

[06:29:32] Fuck is going on. Okay. So now what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the

[06:29:36] You're gonna look for the ball in here

[06:29:38] Just hover, don't look for anything too crazy.

[06:29:42] Your leesin does have ult, so I wanted to walk towards mid, see if you could look for

[06:29:44] a playshare cause he's pinging it.

[06:29:48] And now you're just gonna play on the drake.

[06:29:50] So the reason why you're going for the drake in here is just cause you have bot plus mid

[06:29:53] prios, so it's just like guaranteed, and then you can easily look for a bot to top full

[06:29:57] clear.

[06:29:58] It's gonna be very free for you.

[06:30:02] So now you're just going to play on this, this is good.

[06:30:12] And now you go bot to top.

[06:30:14] Now there is a risk that she would have already invaded your top side and she's on your raptors,

[06:30:19] but I want to just act as if that's not possible right now.

[06:30:25] Literally just hope that she didn't do that, because if she did then it's like really fucked

[06:30:28] for you Akshay.

[06:30:29] Okay, so the enemy blind is pretty low, I want to walk towards her.

[06:30:35] Yeah, vault here.

[06:30:36] So Janna has no flash, no ghost, you're gonna go for him.

[06:30:39] So I'm gonna want him to look for a flash over the Morgana's like, bonding.

[06:30:49] Bro, you just flanked Doublelift!

[06:30:52] So now you're gonna hold your Q, exactly.

[06:30:57] So, James, the reason why I held my Q there, right, was because I knew that there was a chance that she could use her flash to get away from me.

[06:31:04] So, because my Q is my gap-closing ability, I don't want to lead with Q. Does that make sense?

[06:31:11] Yes, yes. Studentontest, is everything going okay with Cope'sontest?

[06:31:18] Yeah, I mean, he just keeps saying these really weird sexual things, so it's like a bit off-putting.

[06:31:23] what the fuck are you saying now you're talking shit i give you free wins in

[06:31:27] your talking shit

[06:31:29] bro it's all my fault you're fucking freak

[06:31:32] oh yeah

[06:31:32] call me a fucking freak again

[06:31:34] how about this i'm not gonna coach you for the rest of the game

[06:31:36] nooo

[06:31:38] please please

[06:31:38] okay fine

[06:31:39] i'll do it but don't fucking talk to me like that again

[06:31:42] now go for your wolves

[06:31:44] thanks jim so you got me in fucking trouble now

[06:31:46] appreciate it bro

[06:31:51] so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the uh...

[06:31:53] and we're going after the walls

[06:31:56] we can even look for a blue shirt to be honest

[06:32:02] it's weird that there's two of you i've never thought this day would come

[06:32:06] well

[06:32:07] why is it weird

[06:32:09] no no no not like an honor

[06:32:11] coach not a bad way just do your thing man i just never thought there'd be two of you

[06:32:15] yeah coach see now he's the one giving you cancer

[06:32:18] you know what to tell him now don't you

[06:32:20] Yeah Jinx, you wanna say I'm weird, huh? Is that what you're trying to say?

[06:32:24] No. No, no, no, I'm sorry sir.

[06:32:27] Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the Raptors,

[06:32:30] and then we're gonna look on the enemy red chair.

[06:32:36] Okay, now we can't go for the red, but what we can do is we can maybe look for a flying chair.

[06:32:39] So I'm gonna ping my maokai to walk up.

[06:32:44] And then we're gonna walk in here.

[06:32:47] Now I promise that they have a ward.

[06:32:50] but the Morgana might walk into us here so we're just gonna look for the kill on her

[06:32:54] so we dodge the Q, nice

[06:33:07] yeah I remember, a bit of a cancer incident okay so now what I want to do is I

[06:33:13] want to just walk mid see if you could actually look for a kill on the yone

[06:33:17] Because it's more like a small shutdown so it could be free.

[06:33:19] There's someone you farming your Gromp because I mean there's only like one other camp that

[06:33:23] you could farm and it's like 50 seconds away.

[06:33:25] Which is like the wolves.

[06:33:26] So you're better off just like killing time, waiting for your wolves to respawn than just

[06:33:32] doing your Gromp and then, you know, like being off the map.

[06:33:38] Nice.

[06:33:40] Perfect.

[06:33:42] Perfect.

[06:33:44] Perfect.

[06:33:45] Perfect.

[06:33:46] So now what I want to do is you're going to look on the wrappers, and after the wrappers

[06:33:50] you're going to look for the Krugs, so I want you to hit this, you're going to get

[06:33:52] vision now.

[06:33:53] Okay, nice.

[06:33:54] So the Krugs are up, so you're not going to do wrappers, you're going to start with

[06:33:56] Krugs, because you see all your wolves are coming up in 15 seconds, yeah?

[06:34:00] So what you're going to do is you're going to go for Krugs all the way down, because

[06:34:04] you're going to be able to sink your folklere properly, so it's going to be really good

[06:34:07] for you.

[06:34:08] Okay.

[06:34:09] Alright, so now what I want to do is I want to just play for the Raptors and then after

[06:34:18] Raptors we look on the rest of the clear.

[06:34:21] Dragons came up in about a minute so we're going to look for a final match soon as well.

[06:34:25] Okay, you do not want to fight mid because you have no ult so if you fight mid you're

[06:34:30] just going to be wasting a lot of time.

[06:34:32] Just play for your clear, sure.

[06:34:35] So you're just going to clear your bulbs now and then afterwards you're going to clear

[06:34:42] your grom.

[06:34:43] And then you're going to look on a bot play.

[06:34:50] You guys are doing great guys.

[06:34:54] Are you insinuating that there's a chance that I wouldn't be doing a great job coaching?

[06:34:57] No, I just mean like you guys are both doing great, student and teacher.

[06:35:02] You guys are doing great.

[06:35:03] now my to my students fucking disabled brawl unless you have a second voice in

[06:35:06] this fucking had he seen their fucking running around like a this chicken

[06:35:09] actually kind of ridiculous

[06:35:17] you guys

[06:35:19] as a pair are really good pair

[06:35:24] thank you

[06:35:26] so what i want to do is just back off look on the dragon

[06:35:29] so now you're just gonna look on the uh... the dragon here

[06:35:32] your ult is up, your flash is up in about 10 seconds, you can play on that soon as well.

[06:35:40] Now Evelynn can try to flash steal this, so I want her to hold onto her Q here, so that

[06:35:45] if she does then you can queue follow up and then kill her.

[06:36:06] Yeah no wonder Muda is fucking bronze dude, how fucking retarded is that champion?

[06:36:13] It's okay guys.

[06:36:16] GenC, talk about how retarded Yone is, FAST!

[06:36:20] Uh, it's just broken how he's able to attack and retreat simultaneously.

[06:36:25] True!

[06:36:26] True.

[06:36:27] Okay, so now what I'm going to want you to do is you're going to play on the, uh, bot

[06:36:31] kill.

[06:36:32] Wow.

[06:36:33] Are you fucking kidding me?

[06:36:37] Okay, so there's nothing to do bot, so the problem is this game, you're probably not

[06:36:41] both disabled.

[06:36:42] So because of that you're just gonna have to play more towards like your top or your mid.

[06:36:47] I just need to go back to call.

[06:36:51] Wait, you didn't say I got the funniest comment yesterday, you wanna hear what it was?

[06:36:55] Yeah.

[06:36:57] So yesterday some guy gave him the chat and he's like, why does he keep calling his team disabled?

[06:37:01] What does that mean in league?

[06:37:03] And it's like I had to explain to that guy that it's not a league term.

[06:37:06] Like I genuinely just mean that they play like they're disabled.

[06:37:12] I'm just kind of betting you, sort of letting you lock in, you know what I'm saying?

[06:37:33] I'm trying to not really distract you, letting you guys lock in.

[06:37:37] Okay, gotcha.

[06:37:38] All right, so now what you're gonna do is I'm gonna want to look towards bots

[06:37:45] Nice

[06:37:47] To and done

[06:38:38] FUCK!

[06:38:43] When you said deck would not be enough for the two of you, what do you mean would be better?

[06:38:50] Well, I'm getting like tortured

[06:38:54] Wait, but how is your bot lane

[06:38:56] 3 and 12 the ashes 1 and 7. Yeah, they have cancer

[06:39:01] I don't even know how to do that.

[06:39:03] Bro, that's just an iron thing.

[06:39:05] But even in Challenger, they go 1-7-10.

[06:39:07] Jinxie, what was the first thing I ever told you? Do you remember?

[06:39:11] It never gets better.

[06:39:13] Yep, it never gets better.

[06:39:15] I have a least admit that's 1-3 right now.

[06:39:17] What do you think about that?

[06:39:19] So is anyone winning besides your top?

[06:39:21] Is your top even winning?

[06:39:23] Uh...

[06:39:25] Why are you starting relatively well, yeah?

[06:39:27] Yeah.

[06:39:29] But the problem is that just like everyone else is just so fucking like cancer gapped that we're playing this game like

[06:39:36] Hey, it's pretty much a 2v5 at this point

[06:39:42] So

[06:39:46] Dot dance in a scenario like this

[06:39:51] Wait, wait, let's do some time. Yes, when you take your count and take your count and take your time

[06:39:56] nice nice I got her entire way to show they got one minion very good so

[06:40:06] Johnson yep talk to me in a situation like this when your bottom lane is

[06:40:11] useless yep in your mid lane is useless what do you even do well you just fucking

[06:40:17] hope for the best it's like being stuck on a deserted island and the only people

[06:40:20] that survived the plane crash with like the the the serial killer and the fucking

[06:40:26] uh and and the grandma you know what i mean like you got unlucky it's a shit

[06:40:30] draw but i mean listen what are you gonna do you know i mean

[06:40:36] does that make sense that was a big shutdown on double left this is not over

[06:40:40] okay no i don't think it is either because like the goodness is listen

[06:40:44] the end like the asir that we have as our top laner as here's a good engage

[06:40:48] right? And no matter how disabled Maokai is, all he needs to do is press R. So it's like,

[06:40:53] we're actually in like a decent spot. We've got two dragons, like, the enemy team will

[06:40:58] not be able to end anytime soon. So we're going to get a chance to free scale. It's

[06:41:02] going to be nice.

[06:41:03] I'm gonna give it everything I fucking have right now. I'm actually give it everything I have a dot test

[06:41:24] if you are can you cue from further no it's just cuz I flashed there that's why

[06:41:29] Bro, you flashing Q so fast it doesn't even look like you're doing it. You're literally so good.

[06:41:34] Yeah, but it's because it's like cursor placement. Like here for example, right?

[06:41:39] Like it's all just like cursor placement, like knowing where your cursor is and then like who you want targeting and all that kind of stuff.

[06:41:45] Somebody in the chat said, ask him to explain wave tax.

[06:41:50] Wave tax is already good at that. It's when you steal minions from your laner after you gank them.

[06:41:58] Yeah, but you already have that down to the science bro like you you want more

[06:42:04] I'll stream this morning. Okay, so it's basically like if I gang and I help you win your lane

[06:42:09] Then it's only right that I get your cannon. Yeah, but also if you gank and they disappoint you then it's also only rights that they

[06:42:15] Give you their cannon as fault does that make sense?

[06:42:28] I don't know what's going on, what's your plan, talk to me.

[06:42:48] Do you want to know what my plan actually is?

[06:42:52] Gets a three items and won't be done in the game.

[06:42:55] okay jing see

[06:42:58] i'm about to play a song

[06:43:00] are you ready for it

[06:43:03] i need you to answer for it

[06:43:07] do you recognize it jing see

[06:43:11] age of war or age of empires?

[06:43:12] age of fucking war baby let's get it done

[06:43:20] We're going to fucking work

[06:43:26] So now that we're gone, that's the one with the biggest shut down so she's one that we're gonna have to focus

[06:43:38] I'll be here all night

[06:43:45] Two brothers and arms bro, let's fucking do it

[06:43:50] Get out of the way!

[06:43:56] That's it, that's it.

[06:44:16] Yes! Yes! That's my coat!

[06:44:50] I'm going to kill you!

[06:45:14] I'm going to kill you!

[06:45:20] I know, I know she doesn't see, but I need to like tune her out, I need to tell her she

[06:45:37] doesn't exist right now.

[06:45:39] Yeah, no, like when you have a piece of shit ADC or something or something like that.

[06:45:50] I actually think it's the most common way to lose a game is to ADC 12.9.

[06:45:54] I'm not even kidding.

[06:45:55] No, there's also top laners. Top laners are a problem too.

[06:45:58] Yeah, top laner.

[06:46:09] So Jinx, I'm about to buy an item

[06:46:11] But when I buy it, it's an active item like Titanic Hydra

[06:46:15] And when I use it, it instantly cleanses all CC

[06:46:20] Somebody in my chat said

[06:46:22] Top of this is filthy, this is clean

[06:46:25] Yep, I got this shit

[06:46:26] So Jinx, I want to watch this

[06:46:28] I think it's supported right now

[06:46:29] Jinx, Jinx, I want to watch our mother Dory, ready?

[06:46:33] I'm about to send my Herald to war

[06:46:36] Let me show you what that means

[06:46:39] Oh

[06:47:01] Yes

[06:47:09] I got greedy I got greedy I got greedy but sometimes jinx so you got to be

[06:47:18] one to get greedy do you know what I mean when I tell you that fuck this I

[06:47:21] know yeah yeah it's a killer instinct I keep talking about it is it is it is

[06:47:29] You have to win Dodd! You have to win!

[06:47:31] Loosing is not an option anymore.

[06:47:33] He needs to dodge- Oh, okay.

[06:47:47] Yeah, fuck, Merson.

[06:47:49] What is this fucking moron doing?

[06:47:51] GenC, who's more brain dead?

[06:47:58] Who's more brain dead?

[06:48:00] Someone on life support that's in a vegetative state or the smalchai?

[06:48:05] Malkai.

[06:48:07] Good answer.

[06:48:09] but not giving up is enough here bro we need to succeed no one will remember the guy that

[06:48:26] almost got challenged on the last day, don't remember the guy that did

[06:48:56] What are your thoughts on this contest?

[06:48:58] They don't want Baron, they want us to play around Baron so we can see if we can force a fight.

[06:49:03] And then if we force a favourable fight, then we can actually get the Baron.

[06:49:22] It has to be awarded.

[06:49:26] we will be challenging you guys

[06:49:37] we will be stretching the massage

[06:49:40] we will be challenging you guys

[06:49:46] we are going to be

[06:49:48] we are going to be

[06:49:50] we are going to be

[06:49:52] we are going to be

[06:49:54] You can get a game or a game that's still childlike, you know what I mean?

[06:49:58] What happened?

[06:50:05] I'm a cheat, I don't kill, not ending until downtown town.

[06:50:09] So, I don't kill four at a time.

[06:50:15] Thanks, did you see what I'm doing and how I'm like looking for like, assassinations?

[06:50:19] Yeah.

[06:50:20] Like what?

[06:50:21] This is how you have to play when you're down, man.

[06:50:23] so now that's up in like 10 seconds so just wait

[06:50:47] how about unique score wins right now counting this game

[06:50:53] We need to be careful

[06:51:03] Oh my god, Malka's a fucking retard

[06:51:10] What is that guy doing?

[06:51:12] Wait

[06:51:13] of

[06:51:27] I don't know how my team is fighting.

[06:52:23] I'd say my dog should be fucking braindead by the way.

[06:52:34] But I can't even change the song. It's like I need it.

[06:52:37] Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

[06:52:42] All you gotta worry about is being the greatest struggle of all time.

[06:52:45] Yup.

[06:53:23] I don't know what to do with this.

[06:53:25] I

[06:53:27] I

[06:53:29] OH MY GOD!

[06:53:33] Oh my god!

[06:53:41] OH!

[06:53:44] Nice! You killed Doublelift! Oh my... Oh! Oh my... Oh! Oh my... Oh my god! Oh my god!

[06:54:04] What the fuck?

[06:54:06] I don't know if I'm off that, Jinx.

[06:54:08] You're actually a god. Holy shit!

[06:54:12] Your movement is so good. What?

[06:54:15] Thank you.

[06:54:16] You dodged everything.

[06:54:19] Jinx, I think we might actually end off that.

[06:54:22] Relax, relax. Don't force it. If it's not there, don't force it, okay?

[06:54:25] No, no, no, no. We end. We end, Jinx. We end.

[06:54:28] No fucking way.

[06:54:30] No fucking way.

[06:54:32] Their fed players are dead. You killed all their fed guys.

[06:54:35] Please, bro, please, please.

[06:54:37] You guys gotta go fast.

[06:54:39] Oh my god!

[06:54:41] God damn it!

[06:54:43] God damn it!

[06:54:45] God damn it!

[06:54:47] Three wins away!

[06:54:49] Three wins away!

[06:54:51] Oh my god.

[06:54:53] High five!

[06:54:55] You could literally just do text that says three wins away.

[06:54:58] No way, Jingsy, Jingsy, Jingsy, look!

[06:55:06] Wait, wait, watch me get double!

[06:55:09] Jingsy!

[06:55:10] I'm not lying!

[06:55:11] What are you doing, Jingsy, what are you doing?

[06:55:15] Why'd you get double?

[06:55:16] I don't understand, what happened?

[06:55:18] Because sometimes when you're juggling

[06:55:19] and you get filled, you randomly get double a P, bro.

[06:55:24] But you didn't get filled, you were juggled.

[06:55:26] I know but I know but it's because jungle like no one really plays it bro

[06:55:33] What oh

[06:55:36] We're too away now bro, we're too away shitting me what oh my god

[06:55:45] Oh my god

[06:55:48] The 58 help me and solo won the game yo ash literally die in game

[06:55:54] Oh my god, oh my god, holy fuck, bro, you know what, okay, Jynx, do you want to hear

[06:56:12] my conspiracy theory?

[06:56:16] So sometimes you get the most disgusting games ever, and it's when you play those most disgusting

[06:56:21] games ever that you end up getting double LP and I genuinely from the bottom of my heart

[06:56:26] believe that sometimes right it's just like we're going to give this guy the most demented

[06:56:30] fucked up game ever and if he somehow manages to carry shares double LP and it's like Jinxie

[06:56:35] what if I told you we just fucking did that.

[06:56:38] I know bro you powered through you persevered through Riot.

[06:56:43] Bro, Dantes, Dantes.

[06:56:45] Yep.

[06:56:46] You are two wins away from reaching challenger bro

[06:56:53] But Jeng see what if I told you it's not even the two wins away for me that matters

[06:56:58] It's the fact that on the last day we managed to lock in and do you remember what you told me yesterday?

[06:57:06] Honestly, no, what did I say you told me oh

[06:57:10] We're on the

[06:57:12] God

[06:57:13] Sorry, my my Pepsi was shaken. You told me yesterday Jinxie

[06:57:18] That it would be impossible. You said hang it up Don tests your two ends off. You can't do it, bro

[06:57:25] And it's like what if I told you Jinxie that right now?

[06:57:29] even you

[06:57:31] Somebody who prides himself on the same thing as me, which is the fact that you can look

[06:57:36] impossibility in the face and say I will make the impossible possible I am

[06:57:42] showing even you that when you see nothing but bleakness and despair that

[06:57:48] there still is hope that there still is something to fight for Jinxie that you

[06:57:55] can still sit there against all fucking odds bro and do things that no one thinks you can!

[06:58:04] Bro, yeah, and I wasn't even trying to be a hater, I just didn't think 12 wins in a day

[06:58:12] while being positive is even possible, but you're doing it.

[06:58:15] Yes, because, GenC, this is the thing, bro.

[06:58:19] It's about you being able to overcome everything, bro.

[06:58:25] It's about you being able to overcome the Interson solo queue, overcome the Riot Enforced

[06:58:32] matchmaking, overcome the time machine that gives you the most disgusting

[06:58:37] brain-dead teammates ever. But even after all of those things, that's not even

[06:58:43] what you need to overcome the most, Jinxie. What you need to overcome is that

[06:58:48] little voice telling you, this is what's possible because this is what's been

[06:58:52] done before. So yeah, Jinxie, we're fucking, we woke up this morning, we were

[06:58:57] 12 wins away. We sat there, it was looking big, bro! I woke up two mornings ago and I was a master's

[06:59:08] but it's about being able to look such an impossible task in the face and say I will

[06:59:17] complete it and now you find yourself two wins away from the highest rank in

[06:59:26] League of Legends and not only that you're gonna hit it on the last day of

[06:59:30] the challenge and not only that you're gonna hit it when you needed to go 12

[06:59:35] wins positive in a single day which is borderline impossible and Jensie what

[06:59:40] if I told you it's not even just that bro because yes challenger is an amazing

[06:59:47] accomplishment. No one can say it's not. But it's an accomplishment that I've done

[06:59:53] so many times in my life that it's gotten to a point where nowadays it just

[06:59:58] feels routine. So what if I told you, Jinxie, that hitting Challenger this time

[07:00:05] isn't just about going away with the rank and being happy about it. It's about

[07:00:11] being able to say challenger is not the end goal it is the fucking starting point

[07:00:18] and then pushing through and seeing just how far up the fucking ladder we can

[07:00:24] climb rank 300 secured by the end of the night rank 200 by the end of next week

[07:00:32] rank 100 follows soon after and then Jinxie soon you're gonna see me chug a

[07:00:39] Chaga Chaga Chaga Chaga

[07:00:42] Rank 20 rank 15 rank 10

[07:00:47] Everyone looking in awe as the master he zooms through everyone

[07:00:51] Sitting there saying there's no way he can do it. He's never got this far before. How does he have this much power?

[07:00:59] rank nine eight

[07:01:03] seven six five

[07:01:05] 5 and then going for a push even further beyond that do you know what the fuck I mean

[07:01:15] bro so you're gonna hit you're gonna hit challenger right now like live

[07:01:26] we're gonna do it

[07:01:27] hey contest can you turn your camera on?

[07:01:29] my cat wants your camera

[07:01:31] yep one second

[07:01:33] All right.

[07:01:39] I'm proud of you, bro.

[07:01:41] I didn't think you were going to do this in a day.

[07:01:43] But, Jinxy, Jinxy, can I just tell you something?

[07:01:45] Wait, is it on or no?

[07:01:47] I'm going to give him a sign. I need to enable virtual webcam.

[07:01:52] Hold on.

[07:01:53] Bro, what about the time machine ritual?

[07:01:55] We don't need to do it because if you overuse the time machine ritual,

[07:01:58] then you actually enable loser's queue.

[07:02:00] Q. Okay, Jinxie, I need to tell you something. Because what if I told you that this time,

[07:02:10] hitting challenger, I wasn't the one that gave myself the urge and the desire to hit

[07:02:15] it. And what if I told you that I haven't even felt that burning passion and desire

[07:02:21] for a while. But what if I said there was a man that I talked to recently, about a month

[07:02:27] ago. That looked at me and said, how can you be content with where you're at? And when

[07:02:34] that man told me that, it ignited a flame within me. And when I saw that man being willing

[07:02:41] to chew up every day, day in, day out and fucking go for his goals too and chase his

[07:02:47] fucking dreams, it made me re-remember some of my own. And you know who that man fucking

[07:02:54] was Jinxie? Who? It was you, bro. Seriously? Yes. You were the one, Jinxie, that reignited

[07:03:08] me. You told me the things that I needed to hear, even if they sounded a little bit harsh

[07:03:15] at the time. But it's because sometimes you're just seeing a little bit of tough love to overcome

[07:03:21] the hurdles do you know what I mean

[07:03:28] cameras broken but I wouldn't worry about it right now what no it's a it's

[07:03:31] enabled it just says error really can't you should worry about it though about

[07:03:37] now notice yes yes yes nice let's go you look ripped right now holy shit not

[07:03:45] ripped bro jing see do you like my shirt look don't kill my pump yes I

[07:03:51] I can't thank you look look at the back

[07:03:55] Bro have time to work out if you play league

[07:03:59] Because the trick is that you start your day off with the gym because the promise that if you don't you're gonna lose games

[07:04:04] I mean when you lose games, you're not gonna want to work out anymore

[07:04:09] Got it. Okay, because like if you do your workouts at the end of the day the promise that you're gonna sit there and be like

[07:04:14] Yeah, I don't feel like doing this anymore. I need to rage to another game, and then you're just never gonna work out

[07:04:21] So you get your you get your work out done first and then you lose your mind

[07:04:24] Don't test

[07:04:27] Your two wins out of challenger, I'm just gonna let you lock in okay

[07:04:32] Yeah, so now we're gonna do something for top to bottom okay, I decided to do on hit instead of crit this game

[07:04:39] Just because like since I'm normally builds tank here, and I was a bit worried

[07:04:45] But you know what nah, I should have actually one crit this game, but it doesn't really matter like whether you go crit or on hit

[07:04:49] it's like

[07:04:50] Crit is only really like super super important if you have somebody that you need like literally one shot or they kill you like vain or some shit

[07:04:57] But like in a game like this we should be fine

[07:05:01] Why did Keanu say meow who wants to who plays little girl?

[07:05:07] Because she's leaning versus a little girl

[07:05:11] So you remember when I told you that like league players jerk off to the champs they mean

[07:05:14] Yes, that was one of the first things you told me actually.

[07:05:18] Yeah, that's why you should never be friends with anyone, Shrek. That's what I'm going to say.

[07:05:28] Okay.

[07:05:29] Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the rest of the clear.

[07:05:33] So, Jinx, I want to show you something. You see how Xenna has 12 CS?

[07:05:37] Yes.

[07:05:38] It means I cleared three camps. I see his wrappers are on timer,

[07:05:42] And I also see that his raptors were done 10 seconds before my Krugs.

[07:05:47] So I can assume with all this information,

[07:05:49] this guy needs to kill himself in-game.

[07:05:52] So I can assume with all this information

[07:05:56] that he just recounts his bot side and then look for bot gank, right?

[07:06:00] So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the Gromp,

[07:06:02] and then after the Gromp, we're going to look on the crab.

[07:06:06] And we can also look for double crab too because he's super delayed.

[07:06:08] Okay, not test. I don't want you to be nervous, but if you win this, bro, you're on your challenge, I think.

[07:06:15] Nice! Good start.

[07:06:18] So now we're not going to go for the crab yet because this is more tempting.

[07:06:30] Wow, not so lucky.

[07:06:32] You're good. Hey, hey, you're good. Head up, kid. You're good. You're looking good out there.

[07:06:38] Okay, so now Zinzau is ganking mid, and you say oh yeah, 16 CS?

[07:06:47] Something's what he probably did was he took the top crab and then he's ganking mid again.

[07:06:51] So now we're just gonna walk here.

[07:06:53] So now because Zinzau's clearing his top side now, because he never cleared it before,

[07:06:57] we're just gonna take the raptor camp.

[07:07:02] That's actually really fucking smart.

[07:07:04] God, I don't think like that.

[07:07:05] Yep, but one day you will bro, one day you will.

[07:07:09] So crazy.

[07:07:12] So now I'm gonna look towards mid.

[07:07:14] This looks tempting.

[07:07:16] Yeah.

[07:07:17] So we're gonna walk in.

[07:07:19] I

[07:07:37] Good kill boy good kill don't pass. I thought you were dead there. I'm not even gonna lie. What the fuck is that character?

[07:07:42] What is that? Yeah, she's fucking bullshit

[07:07:44] She goes invisible or invisible? Invisible and then just like zaps you?

[07:07:50] Yeah, so pretty much she has an ability where depending on where she presses it, if it's on water, a wall, or grass, she gets one of three effects.

[07:08:01] One of them gives her more damage if you're low HP, the other one roots you so you can't move, and the other one makes her go invisible.

[07:08:08] Derek just said can you ask Donfads to strip? I'm close and I just need a little push.

[07:08:18] Okay, Jinxie, repeat after me, okay? Ten?

[07:08:21] Ten.

[07:08:22] Nine.

[07:08:23] Nine.

[07:08:24] Eight.

[07:08:25] Eight.

[07:08:26] Seven.

[07:08:27] Seven.

[07:08:28] Six.

[07:08:29] Six.

[07:08:30] Five.

[07:08:31] Five.

[07:08:32] Four.

[07:08:33] Four.

[07:08:34] Three.

[07:08:35] Three.

[07:08:36] Two.

[07:08:37] one now you have permission to bust

[07:08:40] okay whoever that guy is

[07:08:44] there you go nice we just duoed

[07:08:48] J.O.I. bro

[07:08:53] okay so now we're gonna do this we're gonna look for the wolves and after the wolves we're gonna look on the uh

[07:08:57] the gromp you're looking good dot test you got to wrap two kills

[07:09:00] no i'm not sick and very good for us

[07:09:03] So now what we're going to do is we're going to play on the Crab Aftert to this up in like

[07:09:11] 10 seconds and then we're going to invade this Raptors again because I know I'm going

[07:09:14] to have level 6 advantage.

[07:09:17] So what I'm going to do is I'm actually going to ping my support to rotate with me.

[07:09:22] So when you're level 6 and someone's level 5 it's the most OP thing ever because you

[07:09:25] have their old make out.

[07:09:26] Yeah boy, give me one second, one sec.

[07:09:30] yes yes yes yes that's my fucking coat there he is this one's for my fucking

[07:09:49] student baby

[07:09:54] Bro

[07:09:56] In this game, and you're on your challenger game

[07:09:59] We just got focused just got focused

[07:10:02] I'm not finished like Cody Bryant said

[07:10:06] But I'll have to see if we actually are only two wins away from challenger

[07:10:10] Me oh, what do you mean because the problem is that you remember how I told you how like challenger and grandmas are working like cut-offs

[07:10:17] Yeah, kind of, but not really. I don't know what it means.

[07:10:23] So Challenger is the top 300 and Grandmaster is the top 1000, right?

[07:10:27] But what happens is that if the top 300 ends up getting higher than your current LP,

[07:10:31] then even if you don't lose, you can still end up not being challenger.

[07:10:37] So what we're going to have to do is verify that the cutoff won't go above where we end after our next game,

[07:10:43] because we might have to play another 2 after this one, we'll see.

[07:10:46] So maybe after this game see, see if you're one off or two off.

[07:10:50] Yep, exactly.

[07:10:51] Just so you know you're in for them.

[07:10:53] Okay, Jhin, see.

[07:10:57] You're playing great this game, bro, holy shit!

[07:11:00] Team's playing good, this is good, this is how league should be.

[07:11:04] Yep, and you're gonna notice that the biggest difference between these games and your iron

[07:11:08] ones is that your iron ones last like literally 45 minutes, whereas these ones, they like

[07:11:13] normally last around like 20 to 25.

[07:11:15] Yeah, because when a team has an advantage to end, they just end instantly every time.

[07:11:20] Irons don't end.

[07:11:21] Exactly.

[07:11:22] They never know what to do.

[07:11:26] What do you do?

[07:11:27] You just like push waves and get turrets?

[07:11:32] Do you want me to like explain?

[07:11:34] Sure, yeah, if you can.

[07:11:36] Okay, so in the mid game there's an order of priority, right?

[07:11:40] So the order priority is objective, lane, enemy jungle, and then your jungle.

[07:11:47] So what that means is that you essentially want to play the entire game off like pushing

[07:11:52] lanes or going for objectives or setting up the objectives by pushing the lanes.

[07:11:57] And then you need to like progressively like take turrets and do all that kind of shit.

[07:12:01] I'm all thinking it's fucking endless.

[07:12:02] You're actually playing so fucking good, don't test.

[07:12:09] Holy shit, bro.

[07:12:11] This is looking like a challenger night, man.

[07:12:14] You know what the craziest thing is, JnC?

[07:12:16] Yeah?

[07:12:17] The only reason why I started playing Master Yi again was because I could become a better

[07:12:21] coach for you.

[07:12:22] And now I have an above 70% win rate over 40 games in Master Plus, you know?

[07:12:26] So you're even better with Yi than you are with Hackerum?

[07:12:29] It's not better, it's just that Yi is more broken, so it's like...

[07:12:33] Yeah, Yi is broken. Hecarim isn't broken, you're just good with him.

[07:12:36] Yeah, because the problem with Hecarim is that Hecarim doesn't scale.

[07:12:39] But Yi gets the three items and just won the game.

[07:12:47] Bro, it's looking really good this game, but remember, don't think you're lasting dead.

[07:12:50] It's no jinxing, Lolo.

[07:12:52] Since I was gonna walk in this bush, I'm not gonna kill him when he does.

[07:12:55] And if he doesn't walk in this bush, it's because he's on his Krugs.

[07:12:57] So now watch this prediction since I was gonna be right here. You ready?

[07:13:05] Well, I was wrong. Yeah, yeah

[07:13:09] No, I like now. Yeah, no, it's okay. So sometimes you like

[07:13:14] Stream crash, I think I'm back

[07:13:19] Oh

[07:13:21] I should not be queued in that's my fault low key though if I'm the one that dies over

[07:13:32] I mean you guys are still weird and they're completely trolling here like I think this

[07:13:47] he needs to get shot in the head

[07:13:49] Yeah, not in your life.

[07:14:14] So in my one, we're winning the game like literally like two minutes ago.

[07:14:19] Uh, yep.

[07:14:20] Yep.

[07:14:21] Uh, it all fell apart in the last like three seconds.

[07:14:29] Wow.

[07:14:31] I have good news though.

[07:14:34] The good news is if we just forget about the last like two minutes that happened,

[07:14:38] and we like focus on the game as it is now,

[07:14:41] Then it's like we're playing an even game. We just seem to like forget that we were ahead. Does that make sense?

[07:14:46] Yep.

[07:14:47] So we gaslight ourselves to preserve our mental health?

[07:14:50] Yes.

[07:14:55] Oh.

[07:15:04] That was cool. You had that to bounce your T8 wire.

[07:15:06] hopefully she bounces her head off the pavements after this game

[07:15:14] in game yep why are you laughing bro I don't I'm trying to let you lock in

[07:15:35] before you can't it's okay well what's so funny tell me nothing nothing bro

[07:15:41] literally nothing just you lock in okay I don't want to mess this up because I'm

[07:15:47] gonna feel like a piece of shit if I distract you and then you say just focus

[07:15:52] okay the whole challenge is you get challenger browning out and it's funny

[07:16:02] because literally the first day I met you I gained this challenge

[07:16:05] so somebody's been like exactly a month since I met you

[07:16:07] yep, literally

[07:16:09] time fucking flies dude

[07:16:27] alright

[07:16:32] The

[07:17:17] Yeah, what's wrong?

[07:17:19] Uh, Renekton got the shutdown.

[07:17:23] Well, at least he's stronger, right?

[07:17:27] Yeah, but do you know the problem with your teammate getting a lead in Ligas?

[07:17:31] What?

[07:17:32] That you can't trust them.

[07:17:35] Well, that's not bad. Maybe I'm here to tell you maybe you can trust your top laner.

[07:17:40] Check the tab. Let's see how he's doing.

[07:17:44] Hey, he's doing one, bro.

[07:17:46] Bro Jinxie Jinxie. I don't give a fuck what his score is his name is gooba gooba hashtag fuba

[07:17:53] You know like do you understand what that's like?

[07:17:57] It's like you're in a fucking zombie apocalypse, right and like

[07:18:01] Only one person in the fucking in the refugee camp that you're living in has all the weapons and his name is like Billy Bob Bob

[07:18:09] Jillson like how the fuck can you ever trust this guy? You don't get you know what you're complaining

[07:18:15] Don't ask turn into coach. Don't ask now

[07:18:18] All right

[07:18:19] So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the wolves and after the wolves

[07:18:21] I wanted to look for the topside so the reptile this ups you're gonna want to like look for the Herald here

[07:18:27] Crab is up too, but you're not gonna want to look for a fight just yet

[07:18:30] No, remember you want to play for Gwyn's who's time around as well. So just keep farming. This is good

[07:18:35] Okay, so now what I wanted to do is I wanted to look for this.

[07:18:43] Now don't walk up too far, I wanted to look top.

[07:18:54] Flash for the Q.

[07:18:55] There it is.

[07:18:56] You're the best ever, you're the best ever.

[07:19:04] the best ever, Dantez! This will happen when you coach yourself, man! Come on! Now what,

[07:19:13] coach? Now we whip our fucking dick-sit and we start getting them sucked by ourselves

[07:19:18] as we speak.

[07:19:20] Ginksy!

[07:19:22] She read me now!

[07:19:24] Ginksy!

[07:19:26] Ginksy!

[07:19:28] Wait.

[07:19:30] For the second I'm smurfing hard as fuck right now.

[07:19:32] For the second I'm smurfing hard as fuck right now.

[07:19:34] Yes!

[07:19:36] Yes!

[07:19:38] Yes!

[07:19:40] Yes!

[07:19:42] Yes!

[07:19:44] Yes!

[07:19:46] Why do you keep laughing?

[07:19:56] Bro, I think you, okay, I think you might, you know what?

[07:20:04] You got it.

[07:20:05] Jensy, why do you keep laughing?

[07:20:07] Tell me.

[07:20:08] I think you have a little bit of a tism, bro.

[07:20:13] But it's good.

[07:20:14] Like, I think Tism, like you said, you weaponize it and it's positive, bro.

[07:20:19] Bro, what if I told you I have the dawn Tism?

[07:20:24] Bro, like, I just, like, I just imagine your wife is just sitting in like, just sitting in the house and she just hears you go,

[07:20:32] WAAAARTH, like, I just imagine that, that's why I laugh.

[07:20:36] Yeah, she's used to it.

[07:20:38] No, you know I'm an ironically Stockholm syndrome like my entire family and my wife at some point too

[07:20:44] Because like they get so used to like the house being loud because I'm here that then when I'm like gone

[07:20:50] They miss me like they miss all the noise

[07:20:54] Really yeah

[07:21:02] That's you a dragon

[07:21:04] This is your kill on nighthawk or her

[07:21:10] You're so fucking god

[07:21:15] One more chance here. No, no get back get back you're greeting. Oh, no

[07:21:26] No

[07:21:34] So that's what you do when you need to fall back?

[07:21:38] Yeah, like I need to restrict myself there.

[07:21:41] So you grab your arm, it's actually kind of smart.

[07:21:45] Yeah, it's like you have a pitbull full of steroids and then like the local kids at the date carriages start walking past.

[07:21:51] Like you need to restrain him or else it's not going to end well in the sun and suns.

[07:21:54] Okay, yes.

[07:21:56] I think you're one win away man after this win, I think you're one win away man, after

[07:22:03] this win, I think you're one win away man, after this win, I think you're one win away.

[07:22:05] Wait, Jynx, do you want me to rage bait a bunch of Pitbull owners right now?

[07:22:09] Sure.

[07:22:10] Pitbull owners be like, yeah, my dog was literally bred to kill people, but this one's kind of

[07:22:17] chill, trust me.

[07:22:18] Bro, you're about to be challenged, you're not dead.

[07:22:23] Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[07:22:25] Come on, don't test. Focus, concentrate.

[07:22:28] Alright. Okay, so now we're going to look for this.

[07:22:41] Ironically, this could be fine, though.

[07:22:44] Nice! Very good, very good.

[07:22:50] This is not that bad.

[07:22:55] Alright, Jhinxie, so now Jhinxie, I'm gonna buy an item that's gonna make the enemy team

[07:23:03] wanna kill themselves.

[07:23:04] Dragon counts 2-1, kill counts 27-20.

[07:23:06] Jhinxie, Jhinxie, are you ready for me to buy an item that's gonna make the enemy team

[07:23:09] wanna kill themselves?

[07:23:10] Yeah.

[07:23:11] Okay.

[07:23:13] So the second I buy this item, the entire enemy team is gonna be swinging from the rafters,

[07:23:19] like it's fucking Cirque du Soleil, and you're looking at the fucking trapeze artists.

[07:23:22] Does that make sense?

[07:23:23] Red paint.

[07:23:24] Yes

[07:23:27] Wait look at fucking Baron

[07:23:33] Are you sure you can burn? Well, yeah, then we junglers that why wouldn't we?

[07:23:37] Baron Baron you fucking dirty fucking cock suckers now

[07:23:54] So now I'm going to have to hold on to my Q, so when the Q goes in, I'm just going to

[07:24:01] kill the Baron to dodge her ult.

[07:24:03] Can you save your Q?

[07:24:08] Yep.

[07:24:09] It's funny, you can even use your Q as a escape.

[07:24:12] Yes, that's what you're supposed to do.

[07:24:14] That's the reason why the biggest errors you're going to see between a low elo and a high

[07:24:19] elo Yi is that, for example, you're always going to lead with your Q, right?

[07:24:23] you engage with your Q? Yeah. You're not supposed to. You're supposed to only use your Q if you

[07:24:28] can't get onto them. You always want to close the distance with your autos and your movement

[07:24:32] speed from alt. Wait, so you're not supposed to lead with your Q? No, because if you lead

[07:24:39] with your Q, then you have no way to escape if they fuck you. Bro, I always lead with

[07:24:44] my Q, that's a problem man. Yeah, but it's fine because you're bronze. I get some really

[07:24:48] get him out of that much and say hi real anyways hey no that's not like this

[07:24:55] response I'm just being serious it's like it's like imagine there's a guy in

[07:25:00] like the special ed class and he sits there and he's like playing dodgeball

[07:25:03] but it's like you don't need to sit down like fucking like break their legs

[07:25:06] before the match because if you just play normally then you're gonna win

[07:25:08] does that make sense hey John says yes I have a question why are you bought now

[07:25:14] because no one's bought because the thing is the enemy team has something called

[07:25:18] wave clear so wave clear is is it's the ability to clear minion waves right so

[07:25:24] because they have that it makes it hard for us to group because if we group

[07:25:28] they're just gonna kill our minions so we can't actually hit the turrets so what

[07:25:31] you're supposed to do in scenarios like this is you're actually just like push

[07:25:35] in different lanes, so you can actually get a lot of pressure like this.

[07:25:48] So now we're able to just play on different lanes, and even if our Zerat dies mid-book,

[07:25:51] we're getting bot and we're getting top.

[07:25:53] Now we're just going to go for the dragon.

[07:26:18] Do you have any questions?

[07:26:22] your game plan after this just recall buy so recall we're gonna buy and then

[07:26:27] we're gonna just walk straight mid after why does everybody always go mid at

[07:26:34] the end is it just cuz it's like the easiest you like swap to look minion wave

[07:26:39] mid minion wave top right the minute the minion wave men is already past the

[07:26:43] enter turret at the outer look where the top one is so the reason why you group

[07:26:47] mid is because your minions are going to be more faster.

[07:26:49] Wait, what?

[07:26:50] Yeah.

[07:26:51] I didn't know mid was faster.

[07:26:52] Yeah, it is.

[07:26:53] That's the reason why everyone always groups mid.

[07:26:55] And it's also because you have like the easiest way to get crops from your team as well.

[07:27:00] Because like...

[07:27:01] Also yeah, it's easier to...

[07:27:02] It's always easy...

[07:27:03] You're always one lane away from mid, but sometimes you're two lanes away from bot.

[07:27:05] Exactly, yes.

[07:27:06] I think you got this game, bro.

[07:27:12] We could.

[07:27:13] somebody in the chat said ask about gontas support

[07:27:22] I don't know what the fuck to do, I'm gonna say his name is cookie blob

[07:27:25] I mean he's playing all though, like, I don't know if they're about him

[07:27:29] okay, now he just fuck cus into the ass

[07:27:34] no, I think he means like, when you played support, oh sorry about that

[07:27:39] I don't I don't play it supporters for for losers

[07:27:49] Why kind of agree I

[07:27:51] Just want me to start but so so if you stream and you play support you're there just like nuking your own career

[07:27:57] Because who the fuck is gonna sit there and be like oh my god that support just made a crazy play no one gives a fuck about you

[07:28:03] Yeah

[07:28:05] you can end

[07:28:07] no way

[07:28:09] walla you can end

[07:28:11] yep

[07:28:13] walla

[07:28:19] bro you do what off

[07:28:25] that's bad bad bad

[07:28:29] bad contest

[07:28:31] bad

[07:28:33] I PULLED THE FUCKING JINGSEE!

[07:28:36] Oh my god.

[07:28:38] No, what dantes?

[07:28:40] Bro, that's some shit I would do.

[07:28:42] Yeah.

[07:28:43] No, but it's fine though, that's worth.

[07:28:45] No, bad. It's not worth. Bad. Bad dantes.

[07:28:49] Bro, punish yourself for that. That's bullshit.

[07:28:52] You need to punish yourself now.

[07:28:54] Ow.

[07:28:56] Do you want me to do it again?

[07:28:58] Yes, for the rest of 25 seconds.

[07:29:00] Ow. Ow. Ow. Fuck.

[07:29:03] Jinxie can I stop? I'm sorry I heard my cheek because of this.

[07:29:05] No. Why would you fall and die?

[07:29:07] I'm sorry. Ow. Fuck!

[07:29:09] FUCK! STOP! STOP!

[07:29:12] Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I'm sorry I'm gonna be turned on.

[07:29:14] Yeah, dude. Fucking hard a bit.

[07:29:16] Endgame.

[07:29:17] Ah, okay, anyways.

[07:29:19] Yeah, I'm joking.

[07:29:21] Ah, it's a joke.

[07:29:22] Okay, so now all we're gonna do is we're gonna look for a midfight.

[07:29:25] Bro, I think you entered the match.

[07:29:27] No, no, we still won, bro. We cannot lose this one.

[07:29:33] yep there you go that's the one right there oh yeah you guys just won nice

[07:29:37] guys everybody's dead you clean up let's fucking go don't ask all you yep and

[07:29:46] now we end beautiful no we can't on yet we have to play Baron no because the

[07:29:57] problem is that they they can just go back to base so we should just plan the

[07:30:30] I don't think this is going to happen today.

[07:30:32] I mean, I'm going to be honest.

[07:30:34] The thing is that me neither.

[07:30:36] But it's like sometimes you just got to fucking give it your all anyways.

[07:30:39] Do you know what I mean?

[07:30:40] Yes.

[07:30:46] Jinx, he asked Dantez when you and him are going for a Korea boot camp,

[07:30:50] like me and you go to Korea, play Korea servers?

[07:30:54] I would say, listen, maybe sometime next year, maybe.

[07:31:00] yeah why would i go korea because right now i'm bronze

[07:31:02] yeah exactly

[07:31:03] but i can imagine you get like master plus it could be cool

[07:31:09] you just found this dragon

[07:31:16] you just like insistened that we're getting

[07:31:18] wait how'd you do that how'd you zoom in

[07:31:20] uh... your mouse wheel

[07:31:24] if you score your mouse you'll end then it zooms in if you score it out then zooms up

[07:31:29] They're all made of them.

[07:31:31] They're all made of them.

[07:31:36] Wait.

[07:31:37] That Zin's dead on my screen!

[07:31:43] Oh, oh my god!

[07:31:45] Nice, nice.

[07:31:46] Woo! That's hub, top end, top end, top end.

[07:31:48] There we go!

[07:31:50] That's what we're fucking talking about, Jamin!

[07:31:55] Bro, you did it, Dundun! You're one away!

[07:31:58] You're one away!

[07:32:01] Yeah, I think the game is actually ended now

[07:32:04] Holy fuck

[07:32:07] Bro, you're one away. Holy shit. Wait, now we're gonna see if we are. Wait, let me take a piss and I will do the calculations

[07:32:13] I'll be right back one second. Okay

[07:32:16] One away

[07:32:20] Well Chad, he's either one or two away. He's either one or two away

[07:32:28] Bro, Chad, I'm just gonna be honest, I did not think this guy would actually go 12 wins

[07:32:36] positive in a day at Grand Master Elongue.

[07:32:39] That is disgusting.

[07:32:43] So Chad, he's either one away or two away, right?

[07:32:48] Guys, this is it.

[07:32:54] Guys, this is actually it.

[07:33:02] Wait, he got 29?

[07:33:06] He's Grandmaster 907 LP.

[07:33:12] Imagine double LP, I know.

[07:33:16] Bro, I don't know, I don't know the calculations guys, I really don't know.

[07:33:30] 920 LP is the cutoff, if that's the cutoff, he's won off.

[07:33:36] If that's the cutoff, he's 13 LP away, 920, are you sure?

[07:33:40] He's playing so good right now, yeah, he's playing good every game, but he never really

[07:33:45] 920 LP is the cutoff.

[07:33:51] Yo, Duffdes!

[07:33:52] Are you ready to do the math?

[07:33:54] Yes, you're 907 currently.

[07:33:57] Okay, so now let me show you how it looks for people in high rank, okay?

[07:34:00] So we click over here, and then you see this little rank tab?

[07:34:03] Yeah.

[07:34:05] Okay, so now we're seeing that everyone's rank is here.

[07:34:09] here so it looks like if we're gonna win RLP would be 907 plus 29 what is that 936

[07:34:24] right so now what we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have to calculate how

[07:34:28] many people that puts us above okay so let's look in challenge number one right

[07:34:36] Who's number one in Challenger?

[07:34:38] Uh, I got it in Ken V.

[07:34:42] I should not guys mouth a few days ago.

[07:34:44] Okay.

[07:34:45] All right, are you looking?

[07:34:49] Yes, I see.

[07:34:50] Okay, so if we were to get 936LP, it would put us above all these people.

[07:34:58] So that means that if we get 936LP and if we win this game, we guarantee Challenger.

[07:35:04] So you're one off.

[07:35:08] Bro, you're actually one off, like for sure one off.

[07:35:13] Dude, I really think you should listen to a speech or something

[07:35:15] before you play.

[07:35:17] Now let me ask you a question, Lindsey.

[07:35:19] Should I listen to a speech or should I make my own?

[07:35:24] I think you should make your own.

[07:35:26] OK.

[07:35:26] Are you ready?

[07:35:28] Yes.

[07:35:28] chat. He's one went away from challenging. I was here in the chat, Jynx here. Wait. In

[07:35:44] life, there are going to be people that tell you that you're never going to make it. They're

[07:35:53] going to look at you in your face, they're going to look into your eyes, and the only

[07:35:59] thing that will come out of their mouth are words with the intention to crush your dreams.

[07:36:08] Now the reason why they do this isn't necessarily malicious, and it might not even be malintentioned.

[07:36:18] The reason why they do this is because people are comfortable seeing you where you make

[07:36:26] them comfortable.

[07:36:28] People are happy when those around them aren't able to succeed and overcome because if those

[07:36:38] people were able to, then what does it mean for those that didn't try?

[07:36:48] The thing about it is that when you look at the top in any industry, a lot of the times

[07:36:54] luck might play a factor, genetics might play a factor, maybe where your upbringing was

[07:37:02] might also play a factor, but one of the biggest factors that's going to actually separate

[07:37:08] those at the top, from those that don't make it, is dedication, its motivation, and it's

[07:37:15] the unending desire and the un-wielding, un-yielding will to overcome.

[07:37:28] It's about being able to look at an impossible mountain to climb and think to yourself the

[07:37:33] The only reason why it's impossible is because a path hasn't...

[07:38:03] you

[07:38:33] you

[07:39:03] you

[07:39:33] you

[07:40:03] you

[07:40:33] Thank you.

[07:41:03] all odds and have that 12 net win day. That allows us to 1v9.

[07:41:18] Okay, the time has come.

[07:41:21] You shouldn't think Hacker Room is better than Yi here.

[07:41:34] The problem is that I could not lock in Yi because the enemy still had two picks left.

[07:41:41] So imagine I would have went Yi here and then they would have locked in two champs

[07:41:45] with a lot of CC and then I get fucked.

[07:41:48] So the way that we're most consistent in this game is if we just lock in the hack room,

[07:41:53] we need our bread and butter.

[07:41:55] It's like the journey started off with hack room and it's got to end with it.

[07:41:58] Do you know what I mean?

[07:42:00] Yes.

[07:42:01] Bro, this is your challenge again, bro.

[07:42:04] Like I'm kind of nervous, but I feel confident, bro.

[07:42:08] I feel like I'm like, I feel like I'm watching like NFL playoff game.

[07:42:17] I feel like so many things could go wrong, but so many things could go right also.

[07:42:22] Okay, what if I told you that there might be a chance on my top laner could be Tyler1?

[07:42:30] Wait, what?

[07:42:31] Maybe.

[07:42:32] Because Tyler1 plays Brandtop with that skin.

[07:42:36] So there might be, JC, a 1% chance on my top laner is Tyler1 in this game.

[07:42:42] It could also be someone completely random, but it could be Tyler.

[07:42:46] It's kind of alive?

[07:42:48] No.

[07:42:50] Okay, no, it's not. Okay, no, it's not.

[07:42:53] Okay, wait, what the fuck is this?

[07:42:57] What's wrong?

[07:42:58] The enemy has an emerald support.

[07:43:02] That's good, right? That's really good.

[07:43:04] Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, because if their support is emerald,

[07:43:07] then it means he might have like a 100% win rate.

[07:43:13] Uh, what?

[07:43:15] Well, let's look. Okay, you ready to look?

[07:43:20] What oh

[07:43:23] Yeah, I thought it was auto-filled fuck. Okay, I'm gonna stop. Okay. We get a done though. It's gonna be free

[07:43:31] All right, James. You ready?

[07:43:35] Don't test this is your challenge your game

[07:43:39] Take it away, bro. Oh no

[07:43:45] it's okay okay so what we're gonna do here is we're gonna play for three camp

[07:43:58] bot side now the reason why I haven't been full clearing recently on the

[07:44:04] hack room is because every time I full clear I get cheesed so because of that

[07:44:07] I've been doing this like a different opening where I just start on wolves or

[07:44:11] four wrappers, and then I three camp by the side, and then I look for a gank.

[07:44:19] So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the blue, and then after we're

[07:44:23] going to play on the gromp, and then we're just going to look for reset.

[07:44:27] So Jinxie, you know how in chess there are different openings?

[07:44:31] Yes.

[07:44:32] There's like, thousands.

[07:44:34] Yeah.

[07:44:35] Jungling is the same kind of way, except in terms of like early game path thing.

[07:44:39] Now right now you only know full clear which is going to be fine up until like masters

[07:44:42] but then once you get to masters plus you're going to need to learn other kinds too.

[07:44:46] So that's why this game we're doing like a different opening than normal.

[07:44:51] So now we're just going to look for reset and then we're going to look on our red.

[07:44:56] So normally what you do when you play for like a three cam clear is you're always going

[07:45:00] to sit there and you're always going to want to hold on to your third ability whether it's

[07:45:05] Q or E whatever.

[07:45:07] That says I'm nervous, bro.

[07:45:12] Jinxie. Jinxie. You know what it's like?

[07:45:16] What?

[07:45:17] As I can imagine, you're driving on like a rickety road,

[07:45:21] and it's like one wrong move with the car, and everyone falls to their death.

[07:45:27] And then it's like you're sitting there, and you're trying to drive, right?

[07:45:30] You're trying to drive like your wife, your children to safety.

[07:45:33] And then it's like your wife and the passengers say to sing baby. I'm nervous. Sorry. I'm sorry

[07:45:39] Bro, sorry, sorry. I'll shut the fuck up

[07:45:42] It's okay. We got this. We got this

[07:45:46] It all comes down to this moment

[07:45:50] So now we're gonna just we're gonna look on the Raptors and then after the Raptors we're gonna look on the crab now before going to the crab

[07:45:57] So looks like, I think we already took the crab if I'm not mistaken.

[07:46:03] I'm just going to ping him in case.

[07:46:06] Oh, okay.

[07:46:08] Yeah, he did.

[07:46:10] So now we're just going to look for a gank mid.

[07:46:22] Okay, so we did end up getting one crab,

[07:46:24] but I know that he didn't take the second.

[07:46:26] reason why is because the CS count is 20.

[07:46:35] Are you fucking kidding?

[07:46:39] Alright, that's fine.

[07:46:45] So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on our Wolves into Gromp, and then after

[07:46:48] that we're gonna see if we can make for either a mid or a bot play.

[07:46:56] Now, the thing is that Lucian doesn't have Flash, and he just gave me Cancer, so I'm

[07:47:01] going to want to give him Cancer too.

[07:47:03] So if we look at the bot wave, we know that the way that this current wave status is that

[07:47:07] it's going to push towards our team.

[07:47:08] So what I could actually do is I could do like Wolves into Gromp, and then after that

[07:47:12] we could look on Lucian Co.

[07:47:13] So you see how I still have like 35 seconds left on my Krugs?

[07:47:28] It means that we're not going to want to look for anything here.

[07:47:32] So our only real play is to look for something bot side because if I reset right now there'd

[07:47:35] be nothing top except for like a top kill.

[07:47:37] I don't really feel like going for anyways.

[07:47:41] we're gonna pass all the way around here

[07:47:48] fuck are they doing

[07:47:54] so now we just wait

[07:48:04] now we just wait

[07:48:11] So the thing about that play is that there's a chance that now Udyr ends up invading my

[07:48:27] top side and trades my Raptors for it.

[07:48:30] So this game I'm going to have to be a slave, I'm going to have to just let my team take

[07:48:35] the reins because after getting fucked early the way I did and getting double crab, it's

[07:48:39] It's almost like impossible for me to actually find a way back into it.

[07:48:42] So we're going to do shares, we're going to look for Krugs, and then after I'm going to

[07:48:45] see what we're going to do.

[07:48:48] Yep.

[07:48:49] And then now we're going to look for something.

[07:48:52] So you see how Sona's walking up?

[07:48:55] The reason why she's walking up is because Udyr's in my topside invading my wrappers.

[07:48:59] So what we're going to do is we're going to completely avoid our wrappers all together,

[07:49:03] Then we're going to look at the top kill like this.

[07:49:10] Yes!

[07:49:12] Yes!

[07:49:15] Okay, okay.

[07:49:18] So now the thing is that our wrappers got slown by the Udyr, which is what we expected to happen, which is good.

[07:49:23] Then now what we're going to do is we're going to end up playing for our bot side.

[07:49:26] So we're going to have to just play a very avoidant game, so this game, especially because Udyr are hard counters.

[07:49:32] so we're doing now is we're going to play for the wolves and after wolves we're going

[07:49:40] to look blue into gromp.

[07:49:56] Come on bro, let's do challenge for man.

[07:50:01] We got it bro, we got it.

[07:50:06] so now we're going to play on our gromp after this

[07:50:10] and then we're going to simply move for dragons

[07:50:13] now the reason why I'm playing for gromp and I'm not just instantly running to the dragon

[07:50:16] is because I'm very behind in terms of golden xp

[07:50:19] so I need to make sure that I'm farming all my camps as soon as I can

[07:50:23] because right now he's already up 5 camps on me

[07:50:26] because he's at 14 and at 19

[07:50:28] so it's pretty rough

[07:50:31] but I don't mind giving a topside camber to

[07:50:34] and exchange for dragon because like

[07:50:36] we're probably not to play for our team anyway so if i have to just like be a

[07:50:40] slay for dragons is okay

[07:50:47] Nice!

[07:50:48] We're good, bro, we got this shit.

[07:51:10] So now what we're going to do is we're going to get our, uh, callfields plus the long

[07:51:14] and then we can just run Shade Red on the base.

[07:51:22] So our Red is up thankfully, but we're not in the clear just yet.

[07:51:26] Because don't forget, he had the time on my wrappers.

[07:51:31] So now our wrappers up in like 2 seconds, so we're going to have to just like hover around Shade

[07:51:35] because there's a chance of getting invaded on respawn.

[07:51:38] There's also a chance that Rudear is spitting on this bush,

[07:51:40] and he's going to walk out and smite some of my Red.

[07:51:42] So we're just gonna smite out to make sure he doesn't and then now I just play for folk here

[07:51:48] So then we would you're ended up getting the grubs here

[07:52:07] What the fuck is this bullshit

[07:52:12] Okay, so we're gonna this we're gonna play for the the wolves so enough first. I'll sit on get up on me boss

[07:52:18] There you fucking kidding

[07:52:20] I'm not wasting my time.

[07:52:38] For a second I thought you actually cast that.

[07:52:42] But we're actually in a really good spot now.

[07:52:44] FUCKING SHIT!

[07:52:46] Okay, so now we're going to run through mid to get another Q-Stock, and then we're going to invade him on his wrappers, see if we can take these.

[07:52:59] So now we see Udyr's ganking bot.

[07:53:02] So I'm going to actually look on these Krugs.

[07:53:07] Yeah, he's not going to cover the map. We have a 30 second delay, that's useless.

[07:53:11] So now while Udyr's the Shocked, we just take his Krugs and just like that, all of the

[07:53:19] advantage that I got by perm invading and everything, it's all pretty much evaporated.

[07:53:22] Yeah, it's going to be a hard one.

[07:53:34] It's close, it's close.

[07:53:37] Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Gromp, and I'm going

[07:53:45] to want to read someone out for my next item.

[07:53:47] So we're going to actually look for a bot gank here.

[07:53:55] Now I'm going to walk up here, and then afterwards when Jinx walks in flint they're going to

[07:54:04] all in here.

[07:54:06] The problem is that I don't think we actually went in 2v2, but if Elise is here we went in 3v2.

[07:54:23] Okay, so now we're just gonna take the wave.

[07:54:25] Not bad.

[07:54:26] Not bad, not great. I wish Elise got there earlier.

[07:54:30] Yeah, if Elise sort of got there earlier it would have been way better.

[07:54:32] but it's okay, we can just reset and play on our top side

[07:54:37] okay so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna get our first item

[07:54:43] and then now we're gonna

[07:54:46] so we're gonna play top to bot full clear

[07:54:48] the timers that we're gonna want to play on are just dragon

[07:54:50] so I'm just not gonna want to use my alt ever unless it's for dragon

[07:54:54] got it

[07:54:56] you got this bro

[07:54:59] so it's free jitty

[07:55:05] so i'm going to do

[07:55:09] i'm actually just going to play with my folk there but i'm ninety nine percent

[07:55:11] charotters are gone

[07:55:14] so now we're going to play on our bot side and then afterwards we're going to look on the dragon

[07:55:29] So now we're going to just run and play on the blue, and then after blue I'm going to

[07:55:46] look on bot here.

[07:55:49] Nice!

[07:55:50] Nice!

[07:55:58] This game is always the fucking 1v9, baby.

[07:56:00] Okay, so now we're gonna kill this, drag it out, and then I have my smite up so we can

[07:56:05] look for a place to into.

[07:56:07] So I'm going to stand on this dragon here because now the enemy is zoned.

[07:56:23] So we're just going to plant this with our ult up.

[07:56:24] Have they tried re-engaging on us? I have my ult, I just fucking destroy them.

[07:56:44] Not that bad, you got the dragon and a kill.

[07:56:46] Not any of the dragon he's solid.

[07:56:47] I mean, my lease is just disabled. If my lease didn't miss her, Eevee, we would have actually

[07:56:55] won that there. Okay, so now what we're going to do is, I'll see if I can actually look

[07:57:09] on this here and then we're gonna look on the uh unlike the talks about folk there.

[07:57:26] So the problem with this game, Jinxy, is that I have three worthless teammates.

[07:57:33] So I have three with us teammates and I'm not really like insanely 1v9 versus enemy

[07:57:40] comp but the good news is that it's me so I'll still make it work regardless.

[07:57:44] But that's actually huge.

[07:57:47] No no wait really Jinx that's actually huge.

[07:57:50] Like our Jinx just solo killed Lucian that's actually fucking insane for us.

[07:58:03] Okay, let's hook up here.

[07:58:10] Yes!

[07:58:17] Free Flames.

[07:58:40] Sources to ping.

[07:58:45] I mean the sauce is just a fucking piece of shit like I'm not even trolling

[07:59:15] not waste

[07:59:22] he's 0 and 4 and he's blaming you

[07:59:25] yeah but it's fine

[07:59:28] he's 0 for 2 on par and ever since the incident that happened 10 years ago

[07:59:35] Ever since a car accident it's never been the same forever I guess.

[07:59:58] So see that's how you respond, like he's sitting there typing a bible, didn't read anything

[08:00:02] you said

[08:00:10] so now next time we're going to need it and like a little bit of gold

[08:00:23] so now I'm going to get the wave

[08:00:28] but can take all the minions

[08:00:43] also like three seconds i want to play for my old timer

[08:00:46] that's why i'm just like backing off and getting uh... q-sacks

[08:00:50] now what is q-stacks i've heard he said that a couple times today

[08:00:53] so hecrum

[08:00:54] uh... when he lands his Q on a target he gets him called a q-stack which stacks

[08:00:58] up to 3 times and it reduces the cooldown of the ability and then also increases the damage

[08:01:03] of it too.

[08:01:06] So the only way for you to upper like carry fights is if you have the Q-Socks.

[08:01:36] wow so the other good news about this game is that my jinx built two items that

[08:01:43] are fucking useless and do nothing and we're against two tanks so because of

[08:01:48] that she needs to build literally two more items in order to function rather

[08:01:52] than already having two items that allow her to play the game

[08:02:06] all right, sound can be found on this

[08:02:53] So now we have nothing to farm

[08:02:58] Damn, yeah

[08:03:02] Judy, I'm not gonna lie. It's looking a bit rough, but we could still maybe get it done

[08:03:07] Don't give up though. You never know

[08:03:10] Never know

[08:03:11] Don't give up. Do you see that defeat screen or victory screen?

[08:03:20] You never know

[08:03:22] just even though your team is stupid they could be stupid too

[08:03:40] wow

[08:03:52] I don't know, I'm just here.

[08:04:22] I

[08:04:52] So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the uh, we're going to look for

[08:05:00] fights.

[08:06:01] Yeah, I mean it's not just him though and the Elise literally everyone except for like

[08:06:29] the brand but the brand didn't give me last pick and if you would have given me

[08:06:31] last pick I would have locked in you this game and I probably would have been carried.

[08:06:43] Uh, yeah, unironically, unfortunately.

[08:06:49] No, on the Challenger game it's so unfortunate though, man. Like it's so unfortunate.

[08:06:54] You have an 0 and 5 mid laner, a 2 and 7 ADC, and a top laner who didn't give me an aspect.

[08:07:02] Jamesy, can I see something really fucked up though?

[08:07:04] Yeah.

[08:07:06] I think there's still a chance.

[08:07:11] I'm not kidding, I think we saw the chance.

[08:07:13] Hold up.

[08:07:15] I'm actually getting kills.

[08:07:17] Like, if I can complete this item, we might actually have a chance.

[08:07:24] I think I think there's no chance

[08:07:34] oh you believe that babe wait

[08:07:51] holy shit wait hold on wait don't get

[08:08:02] I'm so excited yet, hold on, hold on.

[08:08:23] Okay, Jengzee, Jengzee, are you listening to me?

[08:08:26] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[08:08:29] We have a chance.

[08:08:32] How big of a chance? Like what percentage? Like 20. Oh my god 20. We both

[08:08:44] at the same time but that's how you know what's meant to be.

[08:08:49] Yeah, let's actually over extend it a little bit in the last couple of minutes.

[08:08:54] oh

[08:09:00] Where you're moving this crazy

[08:09:15] All right, we lost I'm lucky

[08:09:24] Your point has been destroyed.

[08:09:27] Eight.

[08:09:32] Alright, you ready to learn something that I haven't taught you yet?

[08:09:38] Yep.

[08:09:39] It's called the add after game.

[08:09:41] So it's when you have such a disgusting retard on your team

[08:09:44] that it just won't stop typing, that you add them after the game.

[08:09:47] game. Sure about those balls. Feels right.

[08:10:03] Can you add you back?

[08:10:06] Not yet. Not yet. But maybe we'll

[08:10:17] So you're gonna try to like talk to him in a call or something?

[08:10:37] Like how does that work?

[08:10:39] No, I would pretty much just incinerate that he should end his own life and then I would

[08:10:43] block him

[08:10:53] sure about this boss

[08:10:56] haaa, true love, it's probably watching, fuck it

[08:11:03] alright, but yeah, sometimes you get those unlucky games, janksy

[08:11:06] even at the top of the ladder

[08:11:08] only two wins away

[08:11:09] bro, alright, I'm gonna go with P, I'll be back, okay?

[08:11:12] What I want you to do is just calm down, okay, okay, jingsy jingsy jingsy can ask your question

[08:11:19] Yep, so imagine your girlfriend is saying that she's having like an emotional response to something

[08:11:24] But you ever tell her to calm down?

[08:11:28] No, so what the fuck are you telling me to?

[08:11:34] Sorry just got that I'm gonna go to the bathroom you just let it all out. Well, you can't

[08:11:42] All right, all right, yep

[08:11:51] All right guys, I'm gonna put you on some forbidden game. Are you ready?

[08:11:55] So when it's later at night, and you don't want to scream because you've been up all day

[08:12:00] The trick is that you go on YouTube and you search a video called screaming people

[08:12:05] And then you watch the video

[08:12:07] And then we just watch people scream and now we're just going to do this for about 10 minutes until we like calm down.

[08:12:19] So now, if you want to make it even more effective, this is what you do, right?

[08:12:39] So we have the one tab that's screaming people, right?

[08:12:42] Then you have Google Translate on your second tab.

[08:12:45] And now we use Google Translate to call us positive affirmations.

[08:12:52] God damn your team was fucking dodged it. Why are they even alive?

[08:13:17] You didn't deserve any of that. I am so sorry. God damn your team was fucking dog shit. Why are they even alive?

[08:13:25] You didn't deserve any of that. I am so sorry. God damn your team was fucking dog shit. Why are they even alive?

[08:13:34] You didn't deserve any of that. I am so sorry. God damn your team was fucking dog shit. Why are they even alive?

[08:13:43] you didn't deserve any of that

[08:13:45] i am so sorry

[08:14:01] they locked in fiddles so i don't really want to go give this game

[08:14:04] what does one to fiddles?

[08:14:11] What

[08:14:20] So you're saying I should just take half in and

[08:14:29] She's got a point that's why I married her

[08:14:32] I'm sorry, I had to let it out on someone alright. How's your pass good? I'm I have returned

[08:14:51] With my best

[08:14:53] Like my all-time favorite beer ever Landshark my dad got something a don't ask yep

[08:15:00] someone in the chat said

[08:15:01] This guy needs fucking therapy

[08:15:06] Yeah, I don't know why like your child. I don't know they're just being weird about it. I

[08:15:12] Was completely normal while you were gone

[08:15:15] What happened?

[08:15:17] What happened in the two minutes that I went to go get a beer?

[08:15:21] Oh, well, we have that a fucking piece of shit scumbag sauce from last game

[08:15:26] He's on our team again except this time he's audible then he's support

[08:15:31] Wait.

[08:15:34] Why are you still alive?

[08:15:36] No, no, no.

[08:15:37] Don't type that.

[08:15:39] Tom says you can't type that.

[08:15:40] True love is watching my stream sometimes.

[08:15:42] Reactor of ever.

[08:15:44] Okay, bro, listen.

[08:15:46] The silliest that entered your game

[08:15:49] is on your team and he got out of full support.

[08:15:51] Wait.

[08:15:53] Tom says?

[08:15:54] Yep.

[08:15:55] Hamza is draping on the other team.

[08:15:58] Yep.

[08:15:58] You're playing against Hamza! What?! No, no, no, no, no, no! This is cinema.

[08:16:05] So not only do you have the disgusting sociopath on your team-on support, but you're playing Hamza.

[08:16:13] Yep.

[08:16:14] Oh my god, I just returned to literal cinema.

[08:16:18] You know what, it's like when you put it all out like that, Jinxie?

[08:16:23] It's like you're in the doctor's office and the doctor's like,

[08:16:25] So, not only do you have a fucking brain tumor, but you also have four months to live.

[08:16:29] And also, it turns out you have fucking AIDS, and I think you're also at risk for having leukemia as well.

[08:16:34] Also, you're an imminent, like, threat of having a stroke in the next 30 minutes, too.

[08:16:39] And it's like, why the FUCK?!

[08:16:41] WE EVEN SETTLE THIS SHIT!

[08:16:43] I DIDN'T NEED IT, JINGSEE! I DIDN'T FUCKING NEED IT, MAN!

[08:16:46] WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THIS, MAN?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

[08:16:55] Yeah, dude. Hey, hey, you need fucking therapy, bro. Hey, hey, after you get challenged, go

[08:17:04] to fucking take your wife out to dinner for fucking two nights, bro. I'm not handling

[08:17:10] this shit anymore. Hey, I've literally been skipping therapy to play League. You understand?

[08:17:19] FUCK!

[08:17:21] DO YOU GET IT?!

[08:17:29] Cause I could get all the therapy in the world

[08:17:31] but all the fuck is it gonna make me win games?

[08:17:35] If I lose a game, is my therapist gonna spawn 20 op in my fucking account?

[08:17:39] NO!

[08:17:41] SWIVEN GO!

[08:17:43] If I'm not a challenger, I don't deserve therapy!

[08:17:46] Do you understand?

[08:17:49] Yeah, I guess, I think.

[08:17:54] Wait, I just thought of something.

[08:17:56] Yep.

[08:17:57] Oh my god!

[08:17:58] Bro!

[08:18:01] Your piece of shit still has his support, but he was mid, so you might get double OP because

[08:18:05] he got filled.

[08:18:06] Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

[08:18:07] He would be the only one getting double OP.

[08:18:08] The only thing I'd get is a fucking BBC in both my cheeks fucking slamming me down while

[08:18:12] I scream out in pain, and I see another minus 29.

[08:18:16] Does that make sense?

[08:18:22] Yep.

[08:18:24] We're about to gank piece of shit, homes.

[08:18:35] So now is the point where we sit there and we hope that this guy actually gets killed.

[08:18:40] I'm not even kidding.

[08:18:41] So just so you can understand how disgusting this guy is, right?

[08:18:45] There's an ability that Alasar has, which makes him dash to somebody, right?

[08:18:50] But Thresh literally has an ability that counters it.

[08:18:53] So instead of him flashing on him, which he can counter, and just like instantly knock

[08:18:58] him up and then knock him towards us and then we get like at least one kill, maybe two or

[08:19:01] three, he decided that he was going to waste his W.

[08:19:05] Like Junxi, when I tell you that if I was in a room with this guy, Hitler and Osama

[08:19:09] bin Laden, and I only had one bullet, I'm telling you right now he wouldn't make it

[08:19:12] out alive.

[08:19:13] Do you understand what I mean?

[08:19:14] In

[08:19:16] Yeah, in-game in-game if I had six rounds in the chamber

[08:19:20] Yeah, like the corners would inspect all three of the bodies and they'd be like wait. Why does this guy have six bolts in his brain?

[08:19:26] I'm not even fucking kidding you. Do you understand?

[08:19:34] Yes, I understand

[08:19:36] I'm gonna be honest like I'm really scared of you right now like I've never seen you like this before bro

[08:19:42] bro I'm very scared I don't like I haven't even got this mad not even close

[08:19:48] to this what's happening bro no what's happening is I just first thought this

[08:19:52] guy could be in front of me right now while I'm holding on to fucking the

[08:19:55] Shetty and then I could just have my way with him do you understand what I mean

[08:19:57] like in game in game yeah I'm not in real life obviously like in game but like

[08:20:03] like mastery like you know mastery is gonna like walk up to you and he's gonna

[08:20:06] like carve you open and then just sit there and fucking like rip your limbs

[08:20:08] off and fucking like stab you to death and then you're gonna sit there bleeding

[08:20:11] out on the floor wondering where it all went wrong, as pictures and videos get sent to

[08:20:15] like all of your family members in your contacts, because you use Face ID to sit there and open

[08:20:19] up your phone, so that you could send every video of you dying to like everybody that

[08:20:22] means anything to you, to make it all the suffering and misery even worse? Like do you

[08:20:26] know what I'm talking about or no?

[08:20:28] No.

[08:20:29] Yep.

[08:20:30] Yep.

[08:20:31] So let's just say Mastery is a role model to me in that aspect of this game.

[08:20:34] Does that make sense?

[08:20:36] Yep.

[08:20:38] All right, Dante, so what you're going to do is you're going to play for the Kroggs

[08:20:44] and afterwards I want you to look on the dragon.

[08:20:46] Now if you look for a gangbog, it could maybe work, but the only problem is that your Alistar

[08:20:50] is a disabled piece of shit.

[08:20:52] So as a result, looking for any ganks around him is not what we want to do.

[08:20:56] So what you're going to do now is you're going to look on the Nassus, okay?

[08:20:58] Just look towards the Nassus, yep, that's good.

[08:21:00] Head to the Skrinegrab, you have vision on an effigy, so that's not the real one.

[08:21:05] So now I just want you to wait, okay?

[08:21:07] You're just gonna wait here. Don't die if you sub the dragon you're probably gonna die

[08:21:13] So just saying this is okay. It's not wanting to go in perfect

[08:21:21] It's not one you shove the mid wave

[08:21:34] Nice

[08:21:37] So now what you're going to do is out of base, you're going to spend 3 seconds with

[08:21:49] string death upon your Alistar and everybody that means anything to him in his life, so

[08:21:52] I want you to close your eyes in prayer and do it, okay now open your eyes and then afterwards

[08:21:59] look towards the top to bot full clear.

[08:22:01] Now dragon is up so you can maybe look for the dragon too, just like Alistar is looking

[08:22:06] for his father because he hasn't been able to find him for the last 25 years, his dad

[08:22:09] took one look at him and said, yeah, this kid's gonna be a fucking piece of shit and

[08:22:12] then afterwards just dip.

[08:22:13] So that's the reason why nowadays he just like greaves games because he tries to get

[08:22:16] his anger out that he feels towards the world on other people that are just trying to challenge

[08:22:20] her.

[08:22:21] So now you're gonna ask Jynxie how he's doing because the call is a little bit awkward because

[08:22:27] you're talking to yourself.

[08:22:28] So ask him, hey Jynxie, how are you doing?

[08:22:31] i am

[08:22:33] i'm okay

[08:22:34] i'm a little terrified

[08:22:37] so jinx is a little terrified so as a result i've never seen you like this

[08:22:40] i've never seen like this

[08:22:42] well yeah you've never seen me one game from challenger

[08:22:48] so now what you're gonna do

[08:22:49] is you're gonna look for the raptors and they're gonna clear all the way towards

[08:22:52] krugs

[08:22:57] just like all of us are used to get cleared by the high school bullies on

[08:23:00] fucking Rammus head into the fucking urinals and force him to drink his own piss.

[08:23:04] So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna finish up these wrappers, you're gonna look

[08:23:06] on the red, and then you're gonna look on the Krugs.

[08:23:09] Okay, so now Javon is overextended, he's complete running it down.

[08:23:15] Nice.

[08:23:16] So looks like Humms is being a good friend right now and he's trying to give you a little

[08:23:18] win trade.

[08:23:19] Mooda simulator.

[08:23:20] Good shit.

[08:23:22] Like coach, like student.

[08:23:24] Alright, so now you're gonna look for the red, after the red I'm gonna want you to play

[08:23:28] on the crugs.

[08:23:30] What are you holding up for me?

[08:23:32] It's not a dumb test. Ask Jinxie how his day was.

[08:23:35] Be a normal human being for about 30 seconds.

[08:23:37] Hey Jinxie, how was your day?

[08:23:39] It was good. Guys, it was good.

[08:23:44] Okay.

[08:23:46] Jinxie said his day was good. How does it make you feel?

[08:23:49] Well, I felt nothing ever since I lost that last game,

[08:23:52] except a burning desire in my stomach to watch that all-star had his entire life ripped to shreds.

[08:23:57] Okay, well that's a normal response to losing a League of Legends game, so you don't have to worry about it.

[08:24:02] Now what I'm going to want to do is play it for Top Crab.

[08:24:04] Unfortunately, Alistar is a disabled piece of shit, so there's no way that you could ever fight the dragon.

[08:24:15] So now what we're going to do is we're going to look on the crab.

[08:24:18] You could also maybe look for tops that invade.

[08:24:20] just like Alstar got invaded in his classroom by four of the high school

[08:24:24] bullies and got absolutely fucking beat the fuck out of him in front of the

[08:24:28] entire school which is what led to him being the kind of guy he is today

[08:24:37] okay so now we're gonna finish these these grubs and then while you're

[08:24:43] finishing these grubs you can ask Jinxie if he's enjoying the show so far

[08:24:48] Hey, Jinxie, are you enjoying this show so far?

[08:24:50] Uh, yes. I have a feeling Challenger is coming soon, and there's nothing to worry about.

[08:24:56] Okay, so Jinxie said there's nothing to worry about.

[08:24:59] So you can take his words, and you can actually feel content with them.

[08:25:03] I want you to practice feeling human emotion, feel contentedness.

[08:25:09] Good. That was good.

[08:25:14] So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the grump all the way to the

[08:25:18] Krugs and then I'm gonna want you to look for something else. So now you're

[08:25:21] gonna ask Jinxy why you share a clapping sound. Hey Jinxy why did I hear a

[08:25:24] clapping sound coming from a microphone?

[08:25:30] That was high-rise.

[08:25:34] Was it really high-rise?

[08:25:38] So you're going to feel a little bit sussed out because you don't think Hive Eyes has

[08:25:49] access to Jinx's microphone at all, but you're just going to take his word for it because

[08:25:53] why would you question it?

[08:25:55] So now what you're going to do is you're going to play for the rappers into Krugs and

[08:25:58] then afterwards you're going to look for BotGang.

[08:25:59] Now what's the problem with ganking Bot?

[08:26:01] It puts trust in...

[08:26:02] There's a word player, yes, brain.

[08:26:05] Yep, exactly.

[08:26:06] So even Jinxy knows that your support is a fucking worthless piece of shit scumbag degenerate.

[08:26:12] Now DawnTess, I have a question for you.

[08:26:13] Yep, talk to me.

[08:26:15] Would you rather have a serial killer running around the streets rampant,

[08:26:19] or this all start cheering up for another game?

[08:26:22] Coach Shontess, I'm going to be honest with you.

[08:26:24] If it took every single murder on the planet getting freed from jail,

[08:26:27] just for the sauce and not a venture net connection for the rest of his life,

[08:26:30] I think that'd be a well worth trade.

[08:26:32] Okay, that's a pretty reasonable thing to say.

[08:26:34] So now what you're going to do is you're going to recall and then you're going to buy your Kraken Slayer.

[08:26:39] After Kraken Slayer we're going to build towards Gwyn Suse.

[08:26:51] Why'd you say wow?

[08:26:55] Um, I think that was High Viz.

[08:26:58] Wow, High Viz is awfully talkative today. I've never heard him speak before in your stream.

[08:27:04] Yeah, he has access to my mic so far.

[08:27:07] Okay.

[08:27:08] So now you're going to feel a little bit concerned because you don't think that's the truth but

[08:27:12] you're not going to bring it up against him because the thing is why would Jinxie be lying

[08:27:17] to you?

[08:27:18] Why would Jinxie be laughing at your misery as you lose your fucking mind due to this fucking

[08:27:22] disgusting retard?

[08:27:24] Jinxie would never do such a thing.

[08:27:28] So now I wanted to flash for this wall and then you're going to get a kill on that to

[08:27:34] So now what we're going to do is instead of invading enemy top side, I want to look for

[08:27:42] the top to bot folk there.

[08:27:44] Now Blancos, when you press tab, what do you see?

[08:27:48] My chances of hitting challenger tonight withering away as my mid laner is on through and my

[08:27:51] bot lane is also losing.

[08:27:56] Okay, so now what we're going to do with this information is you're just going to allow

[08:27:59] yourself to feel a human emotion called sadness.

[08:28:02] I want you to feel sadness for about 5 seconds, and then afterwards you're going to walk in.

[08:28:14] Okay, so now what you're going to do is you're going to clear the rest of the bot side, and

[08:28:17] then afterwards, you're going to look for the dragon.

[08:28:22] Now Dante, ask Jingxi what his favorite thing about today has been so far.

[08:28:27] Hey Jingxi, what's your favorite thing about today been so far?

[08:28:30] Just waking up man, you know, not every day is guaranteed on this planet, so love waking

[08:28:36] up, airing my lungs, suns out.

[08:28:39] Yep, let's hope that the enemy saw us, doesn't have that same experience tomorrow.

[08:28:43] That I'll start on our team.

[08:28:46] Alright, so Dante, after wishing death once again on your support, I'm going to want

[08:28:50] you to recall.

[08:28:51] Wow.

[08:28:52] I don't know what that was.

[08:28:54] Wow.

[08:28:56] I got one question for you.

[08:29:10] Fuck!

[08:29:12] Fuck!

[08:29:14] What the fuck was that?

[08:29:16] What the fuck was that?

[08:29:18] GenC

[08:29:20] GenC, GenC, what the fuck was that?

[08:29:24] No, no, no, what the fuck was that?

[08:29:26] You have to listen to me.

[08:29:27] On everything I love, on my mother's life,

[08:29:30] that was high-wise.

[08:29:31] On everything I love.

[08:29:32] Don't let them get in your head, OK?

[08:29:34] On everything I love, that was high-wise.

[08:29:36] We need to kill high-wise.

[08:29:38] No, hey.

[08:29:39] Bro, listen.

[08:29:41] Don't bring the energy you have onto your support player

[08:29:43] and the high-wise, bro.

[08:29:44] I'm not a good guy.

[08:29:46] Don't do that.

[08:29:49] OK.

[08:29:49] so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the uh...

[08:29:51] the red buff and then you're gonna look for the top to bot folk there

[08:30:03] hi guys

[08:30:05] jingsy if hi guys does that again you're giving me this address and i'm pulling

[08:30:07] up to this house and putting a blicky up to the skull and then making a mead god

[08:30:11] do you understand me

[08:30:12] okay okay

[08:30:14] hi guys stop

[08:30:16] so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the top to bot folk here

[08:30:18] and then afterwards we should be good

[08:30:20] problem with this game is that the enemy team doesn't

[08:30:22] or uh...

[08:30:24] the enemy team has two dragons so it's gonna be kinda hard for us to win because of them

[08:30:32] we can't kill him, trust me, we can't do it

[08:30:36] we need to have us alive

[08:30:38] okay well he can be alive but he doesn't have to be in like a normal state, like he can be in a vegetative state

[08:30:44] no, no, bro

[08:30:46] He's done. He did too.

[08:30:48] He's not unstoppable.

[08:30:54] Now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Krugs, and after that I'll see if I can look on the, uh, barrel.

[08:31:07] This beer's good, at least, not bad. I got a good beer right now.

[08:31:11] You know what it's like, Jinxing?

[08:31:13] it's like imagine I'm doing like a UFC fight or some shit and then you're

[08:31:20] sitting there and you're watching my UFC fight and the guy that I'm against he's

[08:31:25] like holding me down and he's fucking in the ass until I'm literally bleeding

[08:31:28] screaming crying and begging for mercy and then it's like you're watching you're

[08:31:32] like well listen at least I have some apple juice do you like the apple juice

[08:31:36] but it's like Jinxie how the fuck can I even like comprehend the fact they have

[08:31:40] the apple juice when my entire world is nothing but pain agony and torment you

[08:31:45] know what I mean yes okay so now we're gonna do some look on the riff held and

[08:31:55] then after this I'm gonna look for the talk about folk there

[08:31:59] I don't have to remember calm down you got this

[08:32:24] Not just in game right

[08:32:29] Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for our respawning camps.

[08:32:38] The good news is that we can actually still win this one.

[08:32:41] Jayden, see, I think we need an un-tilted.

[08:32:43] Yep, I agree.

[08:32:46] I think, yeah.

[08:32:47] I think, uh, you guys need an un-tilted.

[08:32:49] Okay, I'm gonna play my un-tilted song.

[08:32:51] Are you ready for this?

[08:32:52] Yep.

[08:32:53] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[08:33:00] I'm sorry.

[08:33:05] I'm sorry.

[08:33:08] Baby bus!

[08:33:10] Click here to subscribe!

[08:33:13] You touched my red light part.

[08:33:20] My lights, my lights, my body is my own.

[08:33:27] Let's stop, Green.

[08:33:32] Okay, yellow means be careful.

[08:33:38] Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful

[08:33:44] Let's think about it, if someone tries to touch me

[08:33:48] Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful, be careful

[08:33:55] Red, red, red, my pants, my shirt

[08:33:59] Red, red, red, my private parts

[08:34:02] Red, red, red, never touch, never touch

[08:34:06] Red, red, red, no means no!

[08:34:13] My lights, my lights, my body is my own

[08:34:16] Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful, be careful

[08:34:23] Yellow, yellow, yellow, my shoulders, my arms, yellow, yellow, yellow

[08:34:29] Pay attention, yellow, yellow, yellow

[08:34:32] Be careful, be careful, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[08:34:36] So, Jynxie, why'd you leave me out to dry while you're singing along with me?

[08:34:42] Um, I don't really know what's going on right now.

[08:34:45] I think I lost about 25 minutes ago.

[08:34:48] Would you prefer some Michael Jackson?

[08:34:50] I... I... yeah, I think you should listen to something more positive, I think.

[08:35:02] I'm not sure if this game drinks anyone, I'm kidding you.

[08:35:18] Jinx you might actually win this game bro.

[08:35:19] Jinx you might actually win this game bro.

[08:35:21] Blacks!

[08:35:22] Blacks!

[08:35:23] Stay calm!

[08:35:24] Yes!

[08:35:25] Yes!

[08:35:26] You go Baron here now.

[08:35:27] No, no, no, no, because I'm me for all sex.

[08:35:32] I'm going to try for a clear.

[08:35:38] Bro, you got this, not this, please.

[08:35:40] Please, bro.

[08:35:42] Put it into this madness, bro.

[08:35:44] Just come home, win the game.

[08:35:46] Okay, Jinxie, what if I tell you there's one song that we could listen to right now

[08:35:49] that would instantly make us feel nothing but peace?

[08:35:51] Are you ready?

[08:35:52] Yes. Bro, yes, what am I saying this whole time?

[08:35:55] Listen to something peaceful and happy and stop thinking about the support player.

[08:35:58] Think about all the memories, Jinxie, that you associate with the song.

[08:36:07] Think about how your life once was, the friends you used to chill at till this court until

[08:36:15] three in the morning, the Minecraft private servers they used to be a part of.

[08:36:22] I want you to just remember the golden days, and I want you to understand that even though

[08:36:27] they aren't here with us anymore. Every day is a new golden day.

[08:37:27] That was for you, Jensie, for the guy that never stopped believing in you.

[08:37:57] The guy that never stopped believing

[08:38:03] It was you

[08:38:05] Holy fuck that was tough on the beach up dude. I

[08:38:09] Want you to listen to I want you to recall I want you to listen to goodwill hunting

[08:38:19] Listen to goodwill hunting

[08:38:27] Bro, as we speak, she's getting plowed by the entire football team.

[08:38:50] The only thing you should be missing is a you that you could be, if you would get over

[08:38:54] Whatever hurdle you're going through emotionally and lock the fuck in and become the best version of yourself for your next partner

[08:39:09] Hold on hold on jing see hold the fuck on right now

[08:39:14] Jingsy hold the fuck on right now. Okay, what is the best part of my day?

[08:39:24] So how's your lady?

[08:39:41] She's gone.

[08:39:43] Gone, gone wet.

[08:39:48] Med school, medical school in California.

[08:39:51] Really?

[08:39:52] Yeah.

[08:39:53] What was this? It's like a week ago.

[08:40:01] That sucks.

[08:40:06] So, uh, when are you done with those meetings?

[08:40:09] Like the week after I'm 21.

[08:40:11] You know, are they gonna hook you up with a job or what?

[08:40:14] Yeah, fuckin' sit in a room and do a long division for the next 50 years.

[08:40:18] Yeah, that probably makes a nice bank.

[08:40:21] What were you saying listen, I got most of us

[08:40:27] You're fucking lab rat that mission way out of here

[08:40:33] I want a way out of here for I mean, I'm gonna fucking live here the rest of my life

[08:40:37] You know be neighbors, you know, we'll have little kids fucking taking a little league together up Paulie failed

[08:40:45] Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way

[08:40:48] Okay, in 20 years, if you're still living here,

[08:40:52] coming over to my house to watch the Patriots' game,

[08:40:54] still working construction, I'll fucking kill you.

[08:40:57] That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll fucking kill you.

[08:41:00] Fucking talk, bro.

[08:41:03] You've got something, none of us.

[08:41:05] Oh, come on, why is it always this,

[08:41:07] I mean, I fucking owe it to myself to do this,

[08:41:09] what if I'm not answering?

[08:41:10] No, no, no, no, I'll fuck you.

[08:41:12] You don't owe it to yourself.

[08:41:14] You owe it to me.

[08:41:16] It's tomorrow. I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50 now, and I'll still be going to shit

[08:41:21] That's all right, that's fine

[08:41:24] You're sitting on a winning lot of tea

[08:41:26] Too much of a pussy cash, okay?

[08:41:29] That's bullshit

[08:41:32] Cuz I do fucking anything to have with your guy still with any of these fucking guys

[08:41:38] The insult the rest of you are still here in 20 years. Hang around here some fucking place

[08:41:42] I have chills. I'm not kidding. I have chills.

[08:41:44] I don't know that. I don't know.

[08:41:46] I don't know. I don't know.

[08:41:48] I tell you what, I don't know.

[08:41:50] Every day I'm at my house and I pick you up.

[08:41:52] And we go out and we have two drinks.

[08:41:54] Do you see this guy in my chat?

[08:41:56] That's great. What do you say?

[08:41:58] This guy in my chat said,

[08:42:00] I want to love life again.

[08:42:04] Tell him that loving life starts when you love yourself first.

[08:42:07] You are your life.

[08:42:09] And the only way that you can actually sit down and enjoy it

[08:42:11] if you enjoy who you are before anything else that's beautiful bro seriously

[08:42:22] that's fucking beautiful it's a truth Jengze nothing but the truth

[08:42:41] something about this is just emotional i don't know

[08:43:04] I'm gonna bat his emotional to see if somebody won't give up

[08:43:10] It's because what's the option Jinx?

[08:43:19] There's another option bro

[08:43:22] It's either you go forward or you stay in the same place forever

[08:43:26] And what the fuck kind of life is one that never moves anywhere

[08:43:30] down fast if nothing changes nothing changes exactly

[08:44:00] Chad, if you have any movie scenes that you want Tom to listen to, now is probably a good time to type them.

[08:44:05] He's too off-challenger.

[08:44:09] I'm not going to say it, Judy.

[08:44:11] Bro, like.

[08:44:19] Yeah, this is kind of beautiful, bro. This is beautiful.

[08:44:25] You're too off-challenger, bro.

[08:44:27] I have to listen to this one.

[08:44:30] Is this Starship's findin' a human arm?

[08:44:35] Listen.

[08:44:36] Wake up in the morning feelin' like P.D.

[08:44:39] Okay, that's all I wanted to hear.

[08:44:43] What?

[08:44:44] Yo, uh, my chat is saying to play Innosteller.

[08:45:00] you

[08:45:30] you

[08:46:00] you

[08:46:30] you

[08:47:00] you

[08:47:30] you

[08:48:30] she fucked up I could tell that he actually tried everything he could there

[08:48:36] to win that game and it's like I don't know why I'm different now do you know

[08:48:41] what I mean okay dot test yep you need one win for challenger I have something

[08:48:49] I want you to listen to link it to me right now link it to me right fucking

[08:48:53] now okay I want to find the exact speech really quick because I saw people in my

[08:48:57] chat, say it. This is one of my favorite movies of all time. And this movie changed my life.

[08:49:06] I watched this movie, I think, two years ago. This...alright. I'm going to link it. And all

[08:49:13] This, alright, I'm going to link it and all I want you to do is just screen share, okay?

[08:49:28] Alright, it's in Discord right now.

[08:49:36] Please play this.

[08:49:38] All right, gang, whiplash.

[08:49:51] A little under tempo, okay?

[08:49:53] Neiman, let's do your best.

[08:49:57] Here we go.

[08:49:59] Five, six, and...

[08:50:06] Let's hear some fells.

[08:50:30] Got a buddy rich here.

[08:50:35] A little trouble there.

[08:50:37] Let's pick it up at 17.

[08:50:41] Ready?

[08:50:43] Five, six, and...

[08:50:49] Not quite my tempo.

[08:50:52] Here we go.

[08:50:54] Five, six, and...

[08:50:58] Downbeat on 18.

[08:51:01] Okay.

[08:51:02] Downbeat on 18.

[08:51:04] Okay, here we go.

[08:51:06] Five, six, eight.

[08:51:09] Or 17, the end of four.

[08:51:12] Got it?

[08:51:14] Five, six, seven.

[08:51:18] Not quite my temple. It's all good. No worries. Here we go.

[08:51:26] You're rushing. Here we go.

[08:51:28] Ready? Okay.

[08:51:30] Five, six, eight.

[08:51:34] Dragging just a hair.

[08:51:40] Wait for my cue.

[08:51:42] Five, six, seven.

[08:51:46] Russian.

[08:51:48] Five, six, eight.

[08:51:52] Dragging.

[08:51:54] Five, six, eight.

[08:51:58] Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neiman?

[08:52:23] I don't know.

[08:52:25] I don't know.

[08:52:26] True you do.

[08:52:27] Atempo?

[08:52:28] Were you rushing or were you dragging?

[08:52:32] I don't know.

[08:52:36] Start counting.

[08:52:37] Five, six, seven.

[08:52:38] In four, dammit!

[08:52:39] Look at me!

[08:52:40] One, two, three, four.

[08:52:41] One, two, three, four.

[08:52:42] One, two, three, four.

[08:52:43] One, two, three, four.

[08:52:44] No.

[08:52:45] Was I wrong?

[08:52:46] James, I hope you know that's going to be us in real life when I go to Florida.

[08:52:51] Wait, are you in a match by the way?

[08:52:56] No, someone dodged.

[08:52:58] Is she? Or was I dragging?

[08:53:00] No.

[08:53:01] Count again.

[08:53:02] One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.

[08:53:05] Rushing or dragging?

[08:53:07] So you do know the difference.

[08:53:09] If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig.

[08:53:14] Now are you a rusher? Or are you a dragger?

[08:53:18] Are you gonna be on my fucking time?

[08:53:21] You're gonna be on your time.

[08:53:22] So...

[08:53:23] What does that say?

[08:53:24] Yep.

[08:53:26] Are you gonna play like...

[08:53:28] a passive scared little bitch?

[08:53:30] Or are you gonna be over-aggressive?

[08:53:33] I'm gonna do-

[08:53:34] OR ARE YOU GONNA BE ON MY FUCKING TIME?

[08:53:38] I'm gonna be on your time, sir.

[08:53:42] Keep playing.

[08:53:43] Your note equals 215.

[08:53:44] Count me to 215.

[08:53:45] One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four.

[08:53:47] One, two, three.

[08:53:48] Jesus, this is fucking crap!

[08:53:50] I didn't know they allowed recharge into Shaper!

[08:53:52] Am I too understand that you cannot read tempo?

[08:53:54] Can you even fucking read music?

[08:53:56] What is that?

[08:53:57] If no?

[08:53:57] Yes, what is that?

[08:53:58] Now it's 16.

[08:54:00] What's that V?

[08:54:03] Put some pizza out, and lock in.

[08:54:05] Okay, sorry.

[08:54:06] Because if you don't get Challenger,

[08:54:09] if you don't get Challenger,

[08:54:12] I'll do way worse things to you than JC does.

[08:54:16] I have a spatula and a lot of anger against you.

[08:54:20] Oh god, and she means it bro, she's Latina.

[08:54:23] And when she gets her hands on the spatula, it's fucked.

[08:54:26] Okay, it's fucked.

[08:54:26] Wait, so if you don't get challenged through,

[08:54:27] your girlfriend's gonna beat the shit out of you?

[08:54:29] My wife.

[08:54:32] Wait, why do I keep saying, sorry.

[08:54:34] I'm sorry.

[08:54:35] You're good for ya.

[08:54:37] She spatula whips you in the ass?

[08:54:40] Yeah, but the thing is that it's only when I've done

[08:54:42] a good job that it goes in my ass.

[08:54:44] do you want to hear something crazy jing see

[08:54:46] the

[08:54:49] bro that was the crazy thing right there what the fuck no the crazy thing was that

[08:54:53] we were in a lobby and the enemy team banned mastery and the heckram and the

[08:54:56] first pick diana i'm not even bolstering

[08:54:59] are you in a game right now right now no no no someone dodge thankfully

[08:55:03] so we measure one one well your contest

[08:55:06] um

[08:55:08] i want you to like if you're in a queue i want you to just play

[08:55:11] whatever you need to play to get yourself locked in.

[08:55:14] Whatever you need, like, whatever you need, bro.

[08:55:17] What do you need to listen to, man?

[08:55:20] You're one-off challenger.

[08:55:22] What do you need?

[08:55:24] What do you fucking need, man?

[08:55:29] Wait, yourself!

[08:55:30] I need my software now, Jason.

[08:55:33] I didn't even think about that.

[08:55:34] I need my software now, Jason.

[08:55:37] I'm gonna get him here.

[08:55:38] You listen to yourself!

[08:55:41] 20 hours of swimming in the day, 4 hours of sleeping in it, eating like shit, microwave

[08:55:53] burgers that I eat cold, dog shit snacks here and there, taking enough caffeine to

[08:56:02] Oh, fuck it, Alphant.

[08:56:04] For that one.

[08:56:06] For challenge, Alphant.

[08:56:08] Challenge, challenger coming.

[08:56:12] But even though he might have been a challenger, it's not done yet.

[08:56:16] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[08:56:19] Because the thing is, when I came to Korea, I wasn't just a challenger.

[08:56:24] It was sort of the goal of who I am.

[08:56:26] I am the second fucking world.

[08:56:29] Now we have another challenge, challenger.

[08:56:31] Because sure, we might have had Challenger, but then you're gonna have those people who are like,

[08:56:35] I am, but you played during your games.

[08:56:37] So you know what? Fuck those people!

[08:56:39] How about I sit here and I go up in new accounts, and we go,

[08:56:43] and we went to Challenger with the highest win rate ever,

[08:56:47] out of any Western player.

[08:56:49] And how about we go for two Challenger accounts?

[08:56:52] Not just one!

[08:56:54] They said I'd be hard-stucked grandmaster.

[08:56:57] I'll get two Challenger accounts!

[08:57:00] And then when I sit there, and I have my two child counts, and then when I sit there and I'm shitting on pros every game

[08:57:09] Then we'll go

[08:57:13] Most demonic fucking run up all time

[08:57:17] So I'm gonna be honest guys, real trip isn't fucking beginning

[08:57:21] My trip is

[08:57:23] for another three weeks, and you know what? I just might extend it another two

[08:57:30] It's nice that it's not enough.

[08:57:37] It's never enough!

[08:58:00] You can always be higher up, you can always have a higher win rate, you can always be better off the game, have better understanding.

[08:58:43] Jensy, they're gonna fucking die this game, do you understand me?

[08:59:01] Yes, I have literal chills.

[08:59:03] I have chills.

[08:59:05] Jensy, I'm telling you right now, I don't give a fuck if I have the most disgusting team ever.

[08:59:11] I don't give a fuck if my team is first time. I don't give a fuck if they're inting

[08:59:16] I don't give a fuck if my ball in his own ten at five minutes

[08:59:19] I don't give a fuck if the enemy team is five challengers

[08:59:21] I don't give a fuck if I have four bronze players on my team. I will annihilate

[08:59:27] Everyone in this lobby I will drop the most demonic performance that you and everyone watching has ever seen

[08:59:41] Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[08:59:49] This is your challenge, bro.

[08:59:51] Show them. All those people that doubted you, don't test.

[08:59:54] All those people that laughed in your fucking face,

[08:59:56] in fact, you would never fucking reclaim your fucking challenge over the season.

[09:00:01] That was your day. That was your fucking day.

[09:00:04] Because guess who never stopped believing?

[09:00:06] You never stopped believing.

[09:00:08] And now you find yourself 25 to 30 minutes away from the highest rank in the hardest

[09:00:16] game of all time.

[09:00:18] You said show them, right?

[09:00:28] You said show them?

[09:00:29] You said show them, right?

[09:00:31] Yes.

[09:00:32] Alright.

[09:00:33] Then let's fuck him, show them.

[09:01:03] you

[09:01:33] you

[09:02:03] you

[09:02:33] you

[09:03:03] you

[09:03:33] you

[09:04:03] You

[09:04:33] I've lost that feeling

[09:04:50] What the f*** man

[09:05:03] And everyone else

[09:05:05] And everyone lies

[09:05:07] They're waiting for the set

[09:05:09] You tell them I'll be with you

[09:05:12] And everyone tries

[09:05:14] You are locked to their lives

[09:05:17] No one alive

[09:05:19] Could be by one side

[09:05:22] I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it!

[09:05:34] You're just an ugly man, oh, let's party and I'm bringing it down, I'm not mad!

[09:05:42] Don't listen to something cool, Jerry!

[09:05:44] Yeah.

[09:05:45] Give me some ironers, son.

[09:05:49] I need to watch out for him.

[09:06:19] I need to put this on my head, I could get two manclubs on this, but that would be a great

[09:06:27] couple.

[09:06:28] Yeah.

[09:06:29] Yeah.

[09:06:30] Yeah.

[09:06:31] It's looking like a dream to start.

[09:06:35] I don't know if you can see it, but maybe that means you can see it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[09:06:48] I see it, but I wanna get to sleep, I need to get to sleep.

[09:06:53] And everyone tries, you are locked to death.

[09:06:56] It's looking like a juicer, it's looking like a juicer.

[09:06:59] Like a fucking juicy juicer right now.

[09:07:31] you

[09:08:01] you

[09:08:31] you

[09:09:01] you

[09:09:31] you

[09:10:01] you

[09:10:31] you

[09:11:01] you

[09:11:31] you

[09:12:01] you

[09:12:31] you

[09:13:01] you

[09:13:31] You

[09:14:01] And I sing a song that it me just does

[09:14:05] And I'm gonna run, run on my own

[09:14:08] And I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna run on my own

[09:14:11] And I'm gonna run, I'm gonna run on my own

[09:14:31] And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight

[09:14:59] But my hands have broken so many times

[09:15:03] So I use my voice, I'll be so fuckin' cool

[09:15:06] But stay always with the white mother loose

[09:15:09] And I feel a song that'll be just us

[09:15:12] But I send our love to another heart

[09:15:15] And I wanna cry, I want a lot to love

[09:15:19] Forever on my tears

[09:15:21] He is love, on another love

[09:15:23] On another love

[09:15:25] All my tears will be in stock

[09:15:28] I'm not alone, not alone

[09:15:31] You can't see it

[09:15:33] We got it, we got it

[09:15:34] I'm not alone, not alone

[09:15:38] All my tears in this door

[09:15:43] I'm alone

[09:15:50] I want to see how the world

[09:15:52] Can't see it

[09:15:53] I want to see how the world

[09:15:55] Can't see it

[09:16:26] I

[09:16:45] What song can even follow that one right now? Oh, I don't know that's like one of the best songs ever made bro like genuinely shout out Tom O'Dowell, bro

[09:16:52] I'm not this.

[09:16:59] Give me a second.

[09:17:00] Let me think.

[09:17:01] Don't eat the recall or get your red buff then recall.

[09:17:03] Yeah.

[09:17:04] Get your red buff then recall then something.

[09:17:05] Well, give me a second Jhinx.

[09:17:06] I need to think of what song we need.

[09:17:08] Oh my god.

[09:17:09] Okay, you've never heard this one.

[09:17:10] Are you ready for it?

[09:17:11] Yep.

[09:17:12] I'm always down to listen to new music.

[09:17:14] You're listening to lyrics.

[09:17:16] Have you ever watched Shudder Island before?

[09:17:18] Yep.

[09:17:19] It's like in my top 10 movies.

[09:17:21] movies perfect would you rather die

[09:17:51] I hate you.

[09:17:53] You're your promise.

[09:17:57] You lied.

[09:17:59] You should've told me.

[09:18:03] You just let me go.

[09:18:06] Don't you think you can't beat me?

[09:18:09] I can't even kill you.

[09:18:11] I can't even kill you.

[09:18:13] I can't even kill you.

[09:18:15] I can't even kill you.

[09:18:51] Oh my god.

[09:19:03] Oh my god.

[09:19:07] Why did I miss this?

[09:19:11] Gameplay enters the body.

[09:19:15] The brain controls the pain.

[09:19:19] Without this

[09:19:21] We test the pain

[09:19:22] Recreate a man that doesn't feel pain, Jinksy

[09:19:25] Listen

[09:19:26] Recreate a man

[09:19:27] So he doesn't feel pain

[09:19:30] Or love

[09:19:31] Or sympathy

[09:19:33] 50 years from now

[09:19:35] People will look back and say

[09:19:37] Here at this place

[09:19:38] Is where it all began

[09:19:42] Move it

[09:19:43] Move it

[09:19:49] You're creating ghosts to go out in the world.

[09:20:01] You're not your face!

[09:20:41] She's still here.

[09:20:50] That's what she never liked.

[09:20:52] Yes!

[09:20:53] Yes!

[09:20:54] She'll be back.

[09:20:56] She'll be back.

[09:20:59] It's both me and you, the fucker!

[09:21:02] Bullshit!

[09:21:41] I got it though. I'm all prepared.

[09:21:45] We need one more trap.

[09:22:08] YES! YES! YES!

[09:22:11] The doctor! The doctor! The doctor!

[09:22:14] The doctor! Yes!

[09:22:15] The historian! The historian!

[09:22:17] The historian! The historian! The historian!

[09:22:19] The historian!

[09:22:20] The doctor! The doctor!

[09:22:29] I'm gonna stop this doctor. Me too.

[09:22:31] The team is good.

[09:22:35] You have to run for baby.

[09:22:37] But can she, if they say, Who cares if our molecules are in the sky?

[09:22:49] You look a million stars, in flickers, flickers

[09:22:55] Who cares when someone's not my top?

[09:22:59] If the moment is all we are

[09:23:04] Quicker, quicker, quicker

[09:23:07] Who cares if one more light goes out?

[09:23:11] Well, uh...

[09:23:34] you

[09:24:04] you

[09:24:34] you

[09:25:04] you

[09:25:34] you

[09:26:04] you

[09:26:34] you

[09:27:04] you

[09:27:34] you

[09:28:04] you

[09:28:34] you

[09:29:04] you

[09:29:34] You

[09:30:34] and

[09:30:54] as a lawyer he almost for like six hundred damage so the promise that you

[09:30:58] just like smile at two thousand

[09:31:04] Oh

[09:31:06] Oh

[09:31:32] Two away again, oh my god

[09:31:36] So not rounding the cycle.

[09:31:41] What a try.

[09:31:42] Like what a try.

[09:31:43] If you would have stole that elder that would have been literal cinema.

[09:31:46] Yeah, but the problem is that stealing elder is impossible because Shaco built full crit.

[09:31:51] So what it means is that he like autos for like 700 damage, right?

[09:31:57] So all he has to do is might have like 2100 or like around there and then I just like

[09:32:01] can't do shit.

[09:32:04] I'm sorry, Contest.

[09:32:05] You tried bro.

[09:32:06] It's not over yet. You still got it

[09:32:09] You see two wins

[09:32:11] You know, I'm starting to realize Jinxie

[09:32:14] We're low-key. I

[09:32:16] Think you just went on ye bro. I don't even think you've lost on that's what I'm saying, bro

[09:32:21] When on the loss on heck room went on you went on you went on heck room lost on the oh wait your wife

[09:32:28] So you know that's my cat I got broken. Oh, I know I'm just there

[09:32:33] No, babe, please put this patch away. It actually wasn't my fault

[09:32:39] She saw you lose bro, she was watching once no no

[09:32:45] That's honestly just letters. Thank you because you'll play better. Okay on my ass

[09:32:55] Sorry

[09:32:57] Yeah, I'm sorry for losing

[09:33:00] Wow! Okay, get out!

[09:33:05] Ah, fuck.

[09:33:09] What the fuck is going on in your house, bro?

[09:33:14] Jinxie, I lost.

[09:33:17] Your wife spanks you if you lose your challenger game?

[09:33:21] Sometimes, yeah.

[09:33:23] What? That's kind of cool, actually.

[09:33:26] There's one year where what she did was every time I would die in a league game because I'll tell her that the more

[09:33:30] I died the more often I lose so every time I would die. She do it. She just started hitting with the spatula and I got bruises everywhere

[09:33:39] Bro you're an interesting guy bro wait, so is you and your wife Canadian?

[09:33:45] No, she's from Germany, but she's half German half Colombian

[09:33:48] Yeah, so she she just make you with a spatula because you didn't get chapter

[09:33:57] Yep, so I was wanting to hear when also gonna happen again

[09:34:04] Bro

[09:34:06] Bro Jinxie how fucked up this is why does everybody say your wife is your sister, bro?

[09:34:12] because there's no better place to meet a potential partner than the family

[09:34:18] gathering buddy buddy it's not oh you're too wins away again I want to die

[09:34:25] don't have the socks bro how that actually sucks man we want to know it's

[09:34:34] really fucked up? Actually sucks. Yes, what's up? What's fucked up? What's fucked up is

[09:34:41] I'm plus 39 minus 31. So there's a chance that if I lose again, I would need an extra

[09:34:49] win because I wouldn't be over the cut off anymore. Yeah. Can I read you this text message

[09:34:54] that my girlfriend just sent me? Yep. Thought I would watch your stream for a bit, but that

[09:35:01] That guy is actually terrifying, laughing emoji, Jesus Christ.

[09:35:08] She sent that at 9.24, wait, so what was happening an hour ago?

[09:35:11] Oh, I think that's when you were like talking about murdering your support player.

[09:35:16] Oh yeah, that's when I put on the Screaming People compilation.

[09:35:20] Wait, you put on a Screaming, that was when I left?

[09:35:24] Yeah.

[09:35:25] Do you want to watch it with me?

[09:35:29] Um, not really, not really, Chad, it's not AI bro, shut up, hand it to your brother, hand

[09:35:40] it to your brother bro.

[09:35:42] Well, what would you do if your girlfriend said sorry tonight, and then she wants to

[09:35:48] spank you now?

[09:35:50] Dude, listen bro, she doesn't want to do that bro, and I don't want to do that, bro,

[09:35:57] I'm bronze okay listen man I don't know if I have the mental what are you

[09:36:03] pacing again listen I don't know if I have the mental I don't have the mental

[09:36:10] instability to get challenged or a leak bro listen bro I got champion and siege

[09:36:16] I'm happy with that okay I got fucking top 2000 in clash I'm happy with that

[09:36:22] Bro, I'm gonna have fun on League. Yo, you have your fucking wife spanking you with spatulas?

[09:36:29] Dude, what the fuck is going on, bro? Is that actually what it takes to be challenged?

[09:36:34] You're gonna find out when I come down to Florida.

[09:36:38] Bro, what?

[09:36:41] Do you think so? I hope you know we're gonna do a segment at one point, where I'm gonna...

[09:36:47] We can post those like YouTube video. It'll be called the one death equals one spit and every time you die

[09:36:53] I have this spit in your mouth

[09:36:55] Bro, I'm not doing that bullshit ass video. Can you hit challenge or fuck?

[09:37:00] I'll go farm. Oh, bro, like this is gonna be a 24-hour stream if you don't get it. You need to get it, bro

[09:37:06] Get it

[09:37:07] Okay, I'm gonna go pee bro. You lock in bro. Just play yee, bro. You win every game on you. All right

[09:37:13] play he now heckrum is fucking like bro heckrum is ass I'm not even kidding

[09:37:19] guys so you just say fucking and go ye is that what it takes now

[09:37:27] god damn it

[09:39:01] I

[09:39:10] Jingsi yo, what's up? I'm back

[09:39:19] Okay, so see the enemy jungler of this game

[09:39:24] Who is it who is who's that? That's a professional player

[09:39:28] So do you want me to tell you a story and the reason why I'm numb to this?

[09:39:51] So at one point when I was going for Challenger in Brazil, what you're witnessing right now

[09:39:56] with this like when lose when lose when men loses whatever this happened in

[09:40:01] Brazil for unironically about 15 hours straight so like we're like if you're not

[09:40:10] challenging by midnight do you want to call it for the night and then hit it

[09:40:13] tomorrow like what do you want to do because the challenge was midnight you

[09:40:18] technically the problem is that I would be the problem is Jain see that the ride

[09:40:23] servers are going to go down tonight at 12

[09:40:30] No, I think I'd like one or two AM because the thing is that the there's a new patch coming out

[09:40:39] So what do you want to do?

[09:40:42] I'm gonna shoot until the patch until the patch hits and I'm forced to get off and that's 1 a.m

[09:40:49] probably

[09:40:51] Okay

[09:40:53] And you're gonna be right there with me

[09:40:57] Bro I could

[09:40:59] Check so that's the answer 1 a.m. I could

[09:41:03] Order some more chicken wings. Let's go this shit going

[09:41:07] You know I I was thinking I could get chicken nuggets, maybe

[09:41:13] Check chicken wings or chicken nuggets

[09:41:16] bro

[09:41:18] What if you just order a shit of chicken and you saw like eating it while it's like a live

[09:41:23] I'd probably just get like arrested on stream

[09:41:28] Why?

[09:41:30] Because you don't eat live chickens, bro. You just get feathers in your mouth

[09:41:35] Yeah, but you won't get arrested for it

[09:41:38] Okay, my chat is saying to stay up till 1 a.m. All right, not that's I'm with you till 1 a.m.

[09:41:43] If you're not challenging for them, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

[09:41:47] Bro don't that's like

[09:41:50] Could you have played better last game?

[09:41:53] Um

[09:41:57] Anyway, it was like small mechanical errors like if I would have played a tiny bit better mechanically then it might have changed something

[09:42:13] So I'm like depressed

[09:42:15] all right bro i'm gonna get

[09:42:25] show you guys don't know my mcdonald's order

[09:42:29] ten piece nugget

[09:42:31] fries

[09:42:33] chocolate milk one cookie

[09:42:36] where's the fucking burger

[09:42:40] i'm more of a nuggets guy

[09:42:42] get both

[09:42:44] Why, just so the burger can sit there?

[09:42:48] Eat both.

[09:42:49] Bet.

[09:42:50] I just, I brought 10 nuggets, it's good.

[09:42:56] Get 20.

[09:42:57] You want me to get 20?

[09:43:00] Yeah, eat 20 nuggets.

[09:43:03] I should know, get 40 and if you don't eat all 40 then you get punished by a high-rise.

[09:43:08] What if I get 20 nuggets and then they're like the stale fake ones?

[09:43:13] isn't all mcdonald's food fake?

[09:43:16] reach with

[09:43:19] can you literally leave a mcdonald's burger out for like 10 years and it doesn't even change?

[09:43:24] chat do you guys want to see something cute? look

[09:43:26] chat mode

[09:43:33] my puppy's sleeping

[09:43:34] next to me

[09:43:36] really?

[09:43:39] yeah

[09:43:40] Nice. That means it likes you.

[09:43:44] Yes.

[09:43:47] So in your house, is it just you and your brother?

[09:43:50] No, bro. In my house, it's me, my brother, my other brother, my sister, my two cousins, my mom, my dad.

[09:44:00] Bro, what the fuck? That's sick.

[09:44:02] Bro, it's my whole family, yeah.

[09:44:04] That's Ash and Zayn.

[09:44:07] Yeah bro, so I just see my family every day, it's awesome.

[09:44:10] Nice.

[09:44:11] I'm not a lie, he's been sleeping.

[09:44:14] Yeah, she's sleeping.

[09:44:16] Dude, what if you just bought like a big property out in like rural Arizona and then you just made your own cult?

[09:44:23] Ah, why would I, why the fuck would I do that?

[09:44:25] Morgan's would probably work.

[09:44:30] Bro, but I can't sleep.

[09:44:32] Cut, or not sleep.

[09:44:33] I can't scream because of my screams.

[09:44:35] Yep.

[09:44:36] That says, what the fuck, bro?

[09:44:41] Do you even want Challenger?

[09:44:42] Do you even want it?

[09:44:44] Do you even want it?

[09:44:45] Do you want it?

[09:44:46] Like, bro, why are we all here?

[09:44:48] We're all here to see you hit Challenger.

[09:44:50] We're all here to see you hit Challenger.

[09:44:53] If you lose this game, you're going to be three wins away.

[09:44:56] Alright, R2.

[09:44:57] It's up.

[09:44:58] You need to win this game.

[09:45:03] You have to win this game.

[09:45:10] Wait bro, we're here to watch you win.

[09:45:13] Let's go then.

[09:45:14] I think everybody's cheering you on, man.

[09:45:16] I'm gonna be honest, we can actually win this one.

[09:45:30] like lowkey it's so innable, like 100%

[09:45:33] oh yeah, no shit, it just started

[09:45:35] like it just started, bro, relax

[09:45:39] yep, there's one kid

[09:45:44] oh, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the top to bot full clear

[09:45:47] you ready for a janky?

[09:45:49] yes

[09:45:55] like, don't test, come on, bro

[09:45:58] Like, you have to get challenger, man.

[09:46:01] I know.

[09:46:02] Please.

[09:46:03] You have to get it now, please.

[09:46:07] We're doing it, don't worry.

[09:46:08] Dantez, I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna just read this as motivation.

[09:46:12] Six months sub in the chat named, Hi, with a bunch of eyes.

[09:46:15] I want to see him fail.

[09:46:18] How does that make you feel, Dantez?

[09:46:21] Does that awaken anything in your heart, mind, or penis?

[09:46:27] How does that make you feel?

[09:46:28] He wants to see you feel.

[09:46:31] The only thing getting awoken is is that after the night shift

[09:46:34] and then beating the fuck out of him

[09:46:36] because he made too much noise.

[09:46:38] Do you know what I mean, Jynxy?

[09:46:47] Jynxy?

[09:46:50] Wait, so Speed Guy is the pro player who's jungle-ing?

[09:46:53] Wait, why didn't you answer what I said?

[09:46:57] bro because that's correct yep we can knock off

[09:47:17] bro call me crazy don't test listen yep if you get off now your three wins away

[09:47:26] and you hit it tomorrow.

[09:47:30] No.

[09:47:34] Because what I don't want to happen is I don't want you to tilt and then you're like nine wins away.

[09:47:44] Jengzy, I'm gonna tell you something. I've never tilted before in my entire life.

[09:47:50] Okay.

[09:47:52] What do you mean you've never tilted?

[09:47:54] like like I've legitimately never gotten tilted

[09:48:03] like have I gotten peeved yes but I've never been tilted

[09:48:13] chat it's not L man's guys it's like if taunt is gets tilted then he's like

[09:48:21] I wish back when I was grinding clash every day. I wish somebody was like when I went on a losing streak. Hey, man

[09:48:34] You should probably get off. Yeah, but how can you even losing clash?

[09:48:40] Have you ever played the game now, but it's single player like if you lose it's completely your fault now

[09:48:45] the game has like hardcore like hard counter matchups like master 3 you

[09:48:52] just stand no chance of winning yeah so like what would happen like the endless

[09:48:57] cycle of flash is like you play good you get a bunch of medals or trophies and

[09:49:02] then you lose to a hard counter and then it's like whatever and then you lose to

[09:49:05] another hard counter but then you get so mad that you match back to back hard

[09:49:09] counters in a row that what you end up doing is you end up just getting angry

[09:49:13] So then when you don't even have a bad matchup you just lose anyways because you're pissed

[09:49:17] But if you don't get tilted bro, you got it

[09:49:21] That's my super power GenC. I'm telling you I'm never tilted

[09:49:27] So their jungler plays for what team none anymore

[09:49:43] Nice! That was kind of goaded by your teammate.

[09:49:49] Okay, GenC, I'm not going to lie to you, there's still a chance.

[09:50:03] I just have to give literally everything.

[09:50:13] Wait, are you good?

[09:50:19] Your mic just like lagged out.

[09:50:22] Your Discord camera froze.

[09:50:23] Wait, your mic's like lagging out, are you good?

[09:50:27] Can you hear me?

[09:50:28] Yeah.

[09:50:29] Does it sound good now?

[09:50:31] Yeah, now you're okay.

[09:50:33] Okay, Jinx, are you ready?

[09:50:37] Your screen share is black.

[09:50:39] Dude, no it's not.

[09:50:42] Wait, is it out?

[09:50:45] Screen share. Yeah, yeah.

[09:50:52] But Chad is saying you're playing the number one jungler NA.

[09:50:56] Bro, it's still not working.

[09:50:58] What? I just, I just said.

[09:51:00] Oh, it's back. Go, go, go.

[09:51:03] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[09:51:06] Wait, did you see me get the killer now?

[09:51:08] No.

[09:51:09] I don't know, he could be one of them, maybe.

[09:51:23] So what's your win count here, talk to me, don't test.

[09:51:34] What we need to do is keep stealing resources, because the thing is that right now my Qasante is involved, like my top laner.

[09:51:42] But we just need to get to a point where we can solve the game out so that I can put my top laner in fights and lane.

[09:51:54] So now the issue is that this game looks hard.

[09:51:59] So what we're gonna do now is we're gonna actually see if we can look on the Zyra kill.

[09:52:04] Well my chat saying I did see you get the kill. I was on my phone maybe? I don't know.

[09:52:12] Hey Jynx, you want to fight through? There's the wincon.

[09:52:15] What is the wincon?

[09:52:17] Me.

[09:52:19] Ora.

[09:52:21] Okay, if you win this you're one off again.

[09:52:25] Yep.

[09:52:26] That's all I'm saying.

[09:52:28] So if they were to stop in a Platinum right now, up 10 kills, do you think they'd still win or not?

[09:52:35] Who would be the Platinum?

[09:52:38] Top laner, like no fight.

[09:52:46] Like they'd probably still have the advantage?

[09:52:48] Yeah.

[09:52:50] But if it was their jungler, no. If it was their jungler, you stop in a Platinum and he would lose.

[09:52:58] This is so fucking cancer It's okay bro, calm down

[09:53:05] You didn't see the real question, when the fuck has someone to calm down, ever calm them

[09:53:13] down, ever That actually is a good question, I honestly

[09:53:21] don't know, that is a good question, I don't know if that's ever worked

[09:53:25] He's been two wins away since 8pm, you see shut the fuck up, he was one win away twice.

[09:53:35] That's true.

[09:53:36] We're done with this, you got this, wait y'all coming back, hold up, hold up.

[09:53:44] Listen it's me on this top laner against the world right now.

[09:53:51] You're good.

[09:53:52] You guys got this, okay?

[09:53:54] Trust me.

[09:54:01] Alright, let's do Nisha.

[09:54:03] You've never tilted, bro. You got this shit.

[09:54:06] You need more beer. I'll get one beer after every game.

[09:54:11] I'll just keep going until I'm drunk.

[09:54:14] One beer after every game.

[09:54:16] What if you get alcohol poisoning?

[09:54:21] One beer every 40 minutes, you can't get alcohol poisoning.

[09:54:26] If I just start spam running it down over and over and over again, then you die of alcohol

[09:54:30] poisoning.

[09:54:31] Well, yeah, then I would die of alcohol poisoning, but I'm going to assume you're not going to

[09:54:36] do that.

[09:54:37] Okay.

[09:54:38] Bro, this guy's 7-0, my God.

[09:54:41] Yeah, but it doesn't matter because the thing is, we have a lot of chains you see.

[09:54:45] So all it takes is one guy lining one ability on him and then afterwards you can just win.

[09:54:54] Okay, let's see if our disabled's here. This light's actually walking this bush.

[09:55:15] Yeah, cause he just walks in my ball time and just fucking doing some of my shit.

[09:55:34] You told speed no more beer?

[09:55:36] Bro.

[09:55:37] That's not what I said.

[09:55:39] What did I say?

[09:55:40] I don't even drink bro, relax!

[09:55:43] Wait, didn't you just drink now?

[09:55:47] Bro, I don't like to get drunk. I like to drink two beers and go to bed. I'm like a human.

[09:55:55] Wait, Jinxie, don't get drunk every night and then go to the arcade so you can beat up around these little girls that you meet over there.

[09:56:01] Uh, if you read my YouTube comments, yeah, that's what it's gonna say.

[09:56:05] My YouTube comments are literally plagued with false stories.

[09:56:09] None of that shit's real, man.

[09:56:11] Can you challenge your mother fucker yep

[09:56:30] Wow

[09:56:34] Yeah, I'm gonna be real three brothers like me and bear off for us right now

[09:56:41] Bro, Haspika died? Haspika died?

[09:56:47] Jinxie, it's it's looking like a little rough

[09:56:52] You might not even want to queue while this guy's queueing. Voila

[09:56:56] No, I don't think that's the issue

[09:56:59] I'm the issues more about the fact that the enemy supported 0-0 on 13

[09:57:04] Like the enemy support has participated more kills than even their fucking jungler eyes

[09:57:08] most of the time you can actually like sit there and understand which lane is

[09:57:13] getting gapped. Jin just said yeah it's jungle for sure. Yeah well he's like

[09:57:21] trolling. Oh Kef, bro I think y'all just FF in like safe time no? Isn't this just bad?

[09:57:31] Like all the games are winnable this one doesn't even look winnable they're so

[09:57:36] No fair.

[09:57:37] Yeah, but I'm not even kidding, like we still have a chance.

[09:57:42] Seriously?

[09:57:43] Really?

[09:57:44] Yep.

[09:57:45] As long as I'm in the game we can always win.

[09:58:24] remember don't every game is wonderful okay every game is one of every game

[09:58:37] jinx I can feel I can feel myself slipping what do you mean by slipping

[09:58:46] I'm slipping into the madness, Jinxy.

[09:58:52] Listen, we lost you for an hour, we can't lose you again.

[09:58:58] That was scary.

[09:58:59] For that was literally scary, bro.

[09:59:01] We can't lose you again.

[09:59:04] Jinx, I can feel it calling to me, man.

[09:59:10] What is it?

[09:59:13] the shadow man who is the shadow man he's the guy that makes me say all these bad things

[09:59:24] Yo, keep your mouth closed.

[09:59:28] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[09:59:33] Shut up, Don.

[09:59:34] Has no nothing.

[09:59:36] No.

[09:59:37] Get out.

[09:59:38] Get out of my head.

[09:59:41] Please.

[09:59:42] You're never going to make it.

[09:59:48] You'll never be challenger again.

[09:59:51] Leave me alone.

[10:00:23] listen to what he's saying he's telling you to get off line

[10:00:30] why would he say that? why would he say that?

[10:00:38] alright I'm gonna get another beer you figure this out

[10:00:43] don't says you need to figure your shit out

[10:00:47] if you keep playing like if you're doing this you're not ever gonna win

[10:00:50] the shadow man the fuck is wrong with you bro the shadow man really really

[10:01:02] the shadow man is telling my Jen to go and this hunger second item I can hear

[10:01:10] him whispering to him

[10:01:20] So fucked.

[10:01:39] Oh, man.

[10:01:50] and

[10:02:11] guys is so fucked up game

[10:02:20] One hour ten minutes left when you finna get sucker punched in the mouth.

[10:02:39] Guys, I'm jungler's level 18.

[10:02:50] Yo, Dantes, I really think you guys should just FF, man.

[10:02:55] And maybe go to the next game.

[10:02:58] Dantes, I don't think it's worth it, bro.

[10:03:00] I think we just FF and go to the next game.

[10:03:02] Jinxie, it's like going up to an orphanage and telling him,

[10:03:05] hey man, I think you should just get adopted.

[10:03:08] Like, I've been fucking trying, man.

[10:03:10] Have you not seen this?

[10:03:15] Yeah, I think you should just FF and go to the next one.

[10:03:18] I don't think there's any point of playing this out.

[10:03:21] Jynxie, Jynxie.

[10:03:23] I have been trying.

[10:03:25] What more do you want me to do?

[10:03:31] Just convince your team to FF.

[10:03:33] Listen, bro, all y'all need to do is win three games.

[10:03:36] That's it.

[10:03:48] Bark for it. Okay, bark. Bark for the FF. Bark for the FF. Just do it. If you bark, you'll

[10:03:59] do it.

[10:04:00] It's like going up to a homeless man and telling him bark for a dollar.

[10:04:05] Yo, Donfass. Yeah, it's not about being an asshole. It's like I don't want to see my

[10:04:12] my friend get literally ganked for the next five minutes.

[10:04:16] This is so counterproductive.

[10:04:19] It's 30 to seven, guys.

[10:04:21] Wake up and smell the coffee.

[10:04:24] This one was over nine minutes ago.

[10:04:26] We got an FF and get into the next game.

[10:04:29] It's not about, it's about being a good friend.

[10:04:34] Bro, if your friend was burning alive in a car crash,

[10:04:38] would you pull him out of the car?

[10:04:39] Yeah, let's get you out of the car, Dantex.

[10:04:42] depends upon one trick or not

[10:04:44] yeah ho ho ho that's crazy

[10:04:52] three-fuckin yeah one jump is bad

[10:05:12] Wait, so they're intentionally not FFing just, uh...

[10:05:29] Don't send this. Do not send this. True Leaven will burn you. Do not send this.

[10:05:38] Bro, just, nah, but if you sit at the foul and you're gonna get banned, oh my god, this

[10:05:43] game is ass.

[10:05:46] Just keep running it down until it's over.

[10:05:48] You can see what the fuck out in front of you.

[10:05:52] Brother, it's 31 to 7.

[10:05:54] Like I can't watch this.

[10:05:56] It's literally the equivalent to watching your friend get jumped and stabbed.

[10:06:01] And instead of stopping the fight, you record it with a camera.

[10:06:05] No, Jensy.

[10:06:06] Jensy.

[10:06:07] I'm recording this with a camera.

[10:06:08] Joke jinx. It's like your friend is getting jumped and stabbed and then you tell him you're like hey dude

[10:06:12] Pull your pants. I'll let them fuck you in the ass too while they're at it

[10:06:18] Bro just ff this shit, bro. I can't look at this anymore. It's like what you get stabbed

[10:06:29] Also what like on top of this you have literally one hour to hit chow I

[10:06:34] I don't even think it's possible anymore.

[10:06:37] You need 320-minute wins.

[10:06:43] You need three wins in a row.

[10:06:47] Three wins straight, I'll allow it.

[10:06:56] Like, dump that.

[10:06:57] Listen.

[10:06:58] If you get three wins straight, that counts, because as long as you queue your last game

[10:07:02] before 1159. That's within the confines of the challenge.

[10:07:06] I wonder about the confines of the mental prison that's erected itself around my mind.

[10:07:11] Yo, listen. You need a listen, bro.

[10:07:15] Don't test. Here's what happened. You were one went away from Challenger and you got

[10:07:20] inted, okay? You got literally fucking inted, okay? Then you were one went away from Challenger

[10:07:26] again and you lost a close game. What you can't do is just allow this. Don't test.

[10:07:32] If you lose your mind, then you're going to start playing bad.

[10:07:35] As long as you maintain the current level of play you're at now, you're going to hit

[10:07:39] challenger.

[10:07:40] Okay?

[10:07:41] What you can't do is tilt.

[10:07:46] You cannot tilt.

[10:07:48] All right.

[10:07:49] Let me get my chicken nuggets and then we're going to regroup.

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[10:21:02] That's skinny.

[10:21:08] The real horse to fire.

[10:21:14] Is one the real number, Jensie? Do you feel that?

[10:21:19] Who does she know?

[10:21:23] I am, I am. It's time now.

[10:21:32] the way it begins the way of the warrior comes to an end

[10:21:36] as the new age begins the ways of old must have reared

[10:21:41] and they always must give in

[10:21:47] is a major time and the year is coming to an end

[10:21:53] and of the road surrender

[10:21:56] And he is dead.

[10:22:07] On the run by the base, 500 soldiers are surrounded and outnumbered.

[10:22:17] Who she don't dignified.

[10:22:26] Bro, it's because I'm the GOAT!

[10:22:34] I even saw your name, bro.

[10:22:36] Yep, I'm trying it.

[10:22:37] There's even two more!

[10:22:39] You can't just go home!

[10:22:41] And it's still going to be the deadline!

[10:22:49] Jensie, it's time for us to forget the past, bro.

[10:22:52] Embrace the future!

[10:22:54] Yes!

[10:22:56] Yes!

[10:23:00] She don't love me!

[10:23:04] What about us?

[10:23:06] Jesus, Bob, hunts, I'm alright

[10:23:09] They would not!

[10:23:10] So I'm going at all numbers

[10:23:15] Who she don't dignified

[10:23:24] Six of them alive, six of them alive, six of them alive, six of them alive, six of them alive, six of them died.

[10:23:33] Shall you, uh...

[10:23:34] There's no point standing around!

[10:23:36] We'll only be showered by more��

[10:23:37] Play this. Play this.

[10:23:38] Ready your horses. On the double.

[10:23:41] Be honest.

[10:23:42] Are all of us...

[10:23:44] Riding towards death.

[10:23:47] Yes, we are.

[10:23:49] And since we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better?

[10:23:52] if we at this time fighting I am away if we'll die anyway then who cares what we

[10:24:01] do we could just disobey your orders it wouldn't be a thing would it yes you're

[10:24:07] precisely right everything that you thought had meaning god of the whole

[10:24:12] dream a moment of happiness none of it matters as you mind none of the day

[10:24:17] It matters as you walk in for a last time to challenge the GenC.

[10:24:21] Nothing changes what an insane piece of shit does to a rank.

[10:24:26] Does that mean our lives are meaningless?

[10:24:29] Does that mean that there was no point not being born?

[10:24:32] What about our slain comrades?

[10:24:33] Would you say that of our slain comrades?

[10:24:36] What about their lives?

[10:24:38] Were they-

[10:24:39] FUCKING GOD DAMN IT!

[10:24:42] They were not!

[10:24:43] Were not!

[10:24:43] This is an example to us all.

[10:24:48] I knew it was for them.

[10:24:54] This is for all the EU people, Jinxie, that have been staying up until 4am to watch the challenge with Ryan.

[10:25:00] I'm gonna kill you all, you're gonna kill me.

[10:25:04] They don't fuck with me.

[10:25:10] What?

[10:25:13] Oh god, if you don't get challenged, I'm gonna fuck you in your tiny ass!

[10:25:20] I know!

[10:25:21] I get it!

[10:25:22] I'm gonna get you in a second, a bit!

[10:25:23] If you don't get challenged, I'm gonna fuck you in your tiny little ass, and you're all up!

[10:26:13] Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on.

[10:26:19] Stop it.

[10:26:20] Oh, you're wrong.

[10:26:21] You have to win this.

[10:26:22] Jensy, listen.

[10:26:25] If I lose it all, Jensy, if I don't hit you today,

[10:26:29] you'll still accept me.

[10:26:33] Would I still accept you if you didn't hit me in the challenge?

[10:26:36] Yeah.

[10:26:38] I would be like my son asking me if I would still love you, crackhead.

[10:26:43] And the answer is yes.

[10:26:46] I'll still love you, God damn it.

[10:26:48] You don't tell me.

[10:26:49] But I'll just be disappointed.

[10:26:51] That's the evidence!

[10:26:53] You want to disappoint your father?

[10:26:55] No.

[10:26:56] You don't want to disappoint your father?

[10:26:57] No, I don't.

[10:26:58] You make your father proud.

[10:27:00] You make your father proud and you gank me.

[10:27:03] This one's for your father.

[10:27:10] Nice.

[10:27:15] Oh my god.

[10:27:20] Oh my god.

[10:27:25] Got that.

[10:27:30] Another.

[10:27:32] Why not?

[10:27:34] Why not one more?

[10:27:35] Oh my god!

[10:27:39] Another!

[10:27:40] Another!

[10:27:42] Oh my god!

[10:27:44] This is real fraud!

[10:27:58] We need to get down here.

[10:27:59] We need to win this game.

[10:28:01] We've got...

[10:28:02] We will

[10:28:13] Genji do you want to know why this matters?

[10:28:20] Because legends never die

[10:28:30] On my case on

[10:28:32] I wanted to watch what's about to happen are you looking are you looking

[10:28:41] outnumbered good it means it's even odds for them

[10:29:02] I've cancer I'm a fucking retard Wow okay never mind you yeah no no no wait this is

[10:29:11] awkward yep this is actually about a while

[10:29:13] Bro Dantez what the fuck was that?

[10:29:16] Dude Jinxie stop bro I already know you don't need to tell me again

[10:29:21] Okay thanks thank you

[10:29:23] Wait wait there's a there's a weird song that I'm gonna play

[10:29:26] The beat goes hard but just don't listen to the lyrics okay

[10:29:29] The beat goes hard but don't listen to the lyrics.

[10:29:36] Yeah exactly.

[10:29:37] Alright?

[10:29:38] Okay, are you sure?

[10:29:40] Yeah, let's go.

[10:29:41] Soon it was fucking crazy by the way.

[10:29:42] Don't listen to the lyrics?

[10:29:43] Yeah, do not listen to the lyrics.

[10:29:44] Just don't listen to the lyrics.

[10:29:45] Alright.

[10:29:47] Don't listen to the lyrics?

[10:29:48] Yeah, do not listen to the lyrics, just listen to the lyrics.

[10:29:59] Yo!

[10:30:00] JC, listen!

[10:30:13] Wait, it goes fucking crazy for the drop.

[10:30:16] He's such a shithole, he comes to my voice, thinking he did not own me the nice girl, saying I'm talking like a dog, thinking she was from your god, from your baby's eyes, but maybe she'll be my first love, boy

[10:30:32] Wait for it bro

[10:30:46] Fuck this shit!

[10:30:47] Wait, you're late!

[10:30:48] How the fuck is this?

[10:30:52] This...

[10:30:52] Jaxie...

[10:30:53] Just trust, wait!

[10:30:59] Is this my hat now?

[10:31:00] Like, oh, what is this?

[10:31:03] No, Jaxie just trust...

[10:31:08] I told you not to listen to lyrics!

[10:31:10] Why didn't you listen?

[10:31:11] Yeah, but it's not possible!

[10:31:13] It opens up and takes my hat now!

[10:31:16] Oh

[10:31:38] God damn it

[10:31:46] I

[10:31:59] Told you not to listen to the lyrics you didn't buddy. I hate buddy. What else let's do the beat

[10:32:06] Yeah, I heard it. It doesn't do that bad. I heard it, bro

[10:32:11] right I

[10:32:13] Think you give right?

[10:32:15] No

[10:32:27] Never give never give Jinxie never give the greatest ever you the greatest ever

[10:32:32] Okay, no Jinxie one question for you

[10:32:35] Yes, are you ready?

[10:32:41] Yeah, are you gonna play beauty in a beat no

[10:32:45] How are you?

[10:32:47] Bro, there's no you don't know this one.

[10:32:50] I don't know this.

[10:32:52] Okay, listen, adrenaline is pumping.

[10:32:57] Bro, quick, you need to beat, man!

[10:32:58] Bro, soon, wait!

[10:33:06] Ohhhh.

[10:33:08] I'm just a beat.

[10:33:10] No!

[10:33:12] Oh no!

[10:33:14] What is going to happen?!

[10:33:16] What the fuck happened?!

[10:33:18] You were one of them!

[10:33:20] What the fuck?!

[10:33:22] Wait, no!

[10:33:24] I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

[10:33:26] Jinkz, hold on, it's happening!

[10:33:28] Oh, no bad!

[10:33:32] Okay, we're fine, we're fine.

[10:33:34] Shush, shush, shush.

[10:34:10] There's no place to be found

[10:34:15] Now JC! Now JC!

[10:34:40] Are you ready for it?

[10:34:50] I'm ready!

[10:34:51] I

[10:35:08] Told you it's actually good

[10:35:10] I

[10:35:20] Everyone knows that

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[10:56:10] Yeah, what's up, what's up, bro next loss I'm off

[10:56:39] So listen, let me make myself clear, it's either Challenger or Bust, you need two wins

[10:56:47] bro, next loss I'm off.

[10:56:49] So without that, you need two wins and you're Challenger, come on!

[10:56:57] GenC, what if I told you that these motherfuckers banned my motherfucking mastery this game?

[10:57:05] That's the kind of confidence I like alright, and I get a song request

[10:57:13] Can I get a song request fuck to me wait about a shit myself hold it up. Oh

[10:57:18] No, oh no, JC. Yes. Oh, I know I know we're good. Okay. What's up?

[10:57:26] Alright, do you want to hear my song requests?

[10:57:29] Yep.

[10:57:30] Wait, I'm finding the song.

[10:57:34] Bro, fucking say it!

[10:57:40] Relax.

[10:57:41] And I know that he knows my fate for me.

[10:57:56] What is this?

[10:58:01] Wait.

[10:58:06] Did you hear that?

[10:58:14] Alright, pursuit of happiness, Kid Curry.

[10:58:17] Oh that's good one.

[10:58:19] little bit, hold it up, take a hit, feel it in the light

[10:58:26] Jinxie, tell me where you know about Jinxie

[10:58:34] Bro, this is what life is about Jinxie

[10:58:40] This is what it is, bro

[10:58:42] We're never gonna get this snipe back ever again

[10:58:44] Do you understand that, Jinxie?

[10:58:46] We're never gonna get this thing back to might as well make the fucking most of it, bro

[10:59:16] you

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[11:02:46] The power of autism will bring you to Challenger!

[11:02:57] Get out, get out of there, get fucking out!

[11:03:06] Get out of there!

[11:03:11] You will be challenger, Dantez!

[11:03:16] You will!

[11:03:17] I will.

[11:03:18] I will, Jenny!

[11:03:41] You you you all you guys no no no no it's okay too much music

[11:03:53] my ass sauce concert oh wow my little boss concert too

[11:04:03] No, we're fine, go chill.

[11:04:09] You need a challenger, man, you need a challenger!

[11:04:12] Jyncey.

[11:04:13] You have this win and then one more win, you motherfucker.

[11:04:17] This win, then one more, Dottas, please.

[11:04:21] I never took education seriously, I had a two-point...

[11:04:23] Whoa, this is me!

[11:04:24] I didn't take any honors in the VP class, it's nothing.

[11:04:26] Maybe I took honors in English, maybe I knew fucking remember.

[11:04:30] The guidance counselor said I'd be a failure, the teacher said I'd be a failure.

[11:04:34] One of my teachers, my business teacher said,

[11:04:36] When are you gonna start taking life seriously?

[11:04:40] You have a dream, you have to protect that dream

[11:04:42] every single day when you wake up, bro!

[11:04:45] Start it off!

[11:04:48] Five!

[11:04:50] Years ago, five!

[11:04:52] It was just an idea!

[11:04:54] It was just an idea!

[11:04:55] Oh my fucking...

[11:04:56] Fuck! I love this fucking stage-maker dream!

[11:04:59] I'm gonna promise to myself, you're in a half of a second, I'm not gonna let myself stick out of this path, and you break a promise.

[11:05:14] When you break a promise, Shinse, to yourself.

[11:05:17] It's about what you do in the dark room when it's you and me.

[11:05:53] Haha

[11:05:56] Jesus our fucking moments you understand me

[11:06:00] No, don't that's

[11:06:03] Wow

[11:06:04] Don't that I'm legitimately drunk. You need to challenge them while I'm drunk. It's gonna make it better. Okay

[11:06:09] Motherfuckers that said it's at least a fucking time. I'll never be able to do it. It's not a real fucking job

[11:06:16] Then but I'm out of motherfuckers that never believed in me, bro

[11:06:20] but God

[11:06:22] The amount of motherfuckers that will tell you that you can't do something because they can't imagine themselves doing something

[11:06:28] Though do not let anyone tell you the same, bro

[11:06:31] Do not let anyone tell you anything, bro

[11:06:35] Just a minute or two, I don't know what you want

[11:06:41] I don't know this!

[11:06:42] You can leave me for anything you set your fucking mind to throw

[11:06:45] Do not take shit from anybody, bro

[11:06:49] No drama is your strength

[11:06:52] I love that you got out of there, I love you!

[11:06:59] I love that you got out of there, I love you!

[11:07:04] I love that you got out of there, I love you!

[11:07:12] Okay Jinx, we gotta go topside now, we gotta go topside now. Let's go!

[11:07:16] Hey!

[11:07:18] I can't even tell you what you can and can't do in this life!

[11:07:22] You want to pay that you've got the money now!

[11:07:24] But I'm BOSS!

[11:07:26] Hold me FUUUUUUCK!

[11:07:36] You want to pay the guy who gets hammered and not dead?!

[11:07:39] Please!

[11:07:39] Right now!

[11:07:41] I'm too against you.

[11:07:46] What do we play now?

[11:07:58] Listen.

[11:07:59] Go ahead.

[11:08:00] Go ahead

[11:08:14] Come on, Dante. You got this, pimp!

[11:08:21] Get ready to get the eye of a cheers rolling!

[11:08:24] Cause he's gotta do it!

[11:08:30] Indeed, indeed, fucking indeed, yes, yes!

[11:08:45] Talking to the fucking telephone, you hear me?

[11:08:47] You fucking don't hear what I can hear as you!

[11:08:53] Let your voice be my guiding light, Jamesy.

[11:08:56] My lighthouse and the tumultuous sea

[11:08:59] That is the unending despair of this journey.

[11:09:06] So close, Jack.

[11:09:08] There's no other stop.

[11:09:10] The way it is, you know?

[11:09:12] The drift finally stops.

[11:09:14] Finally stops.

[11:09:18] I don't know about that.

[11:09:20] The way it is, you know?

[11:09:22] But Jyncey, the way it is, need not be the way it will be.

[11:09:30] What?

[11:09:31] Do you get it?

[11:09:32] But it's what, Bojack Horseman or not?

[11:09:35] No.

[11:09:36] F**k!

[11:09:37] I'm sorry.

[11:09:38] I'm sorry I failed you.

[11:09:39] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I failed you

[11:09:51] It's that fan you don't reach my two powers

[11:10:01] That show

[11:10:09] Get out of my way!

[11:10:16] Son of a...

[11:10:24] You better fucking engage, boy!

[11:10:27] Engage!

[11:10:29] You're gonna ruin it!

[11:10:31] You're gonna ruin it!

[11:10:33] What do we got next?

[11:10:35] What do we got next?

[11:10:37] What do we got next?

[11:10:39] What do we got next?

[11:10:41] Wait, I got you Rathun.

[11:10:43] What?

[11:10:45] This one's for you.

[11:10:47] Death Note.

[11:10:49] I got you Rathun.

[11:10:51] I got you Rathun.

[11:10:53] I got you Rathun.

[11:10:55] What?

[11:10:57] And this one's for you, Death Note.

[11:11:02] Oh my god, if that still ever made...

[11:11:11] And after that, I'll be rid of the police!

[11:11:13] Waving an anvil!

[11:11:15] And that's right!

[11:11:16] This is my perfect victory!

[11:11:19] I win!

[11:11:27] You better get down, or I'll beat the shit out of you!

[11:11:35] You better still engage!

[11:11:37] Don't just engage!

[11:11:39] Engage!

[11:11:41] That's my boy!

[11:11:43] That's my boy!

[11:11:45] Sounds for you.

[11:11:47] Sounds for you, bro.

[11:11:57] I'm stimming I'm stimming engage engage engage engage engage

[11:12:06] Oh wait, oh

[11:12:10] Wait save one left how's that even possible?

[11:12:13] No that's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine

[11:12:16] Oh no

[11:12:19] Oh no

[11:12:22] Nice

[11:12:23] I'm not only

[11:12:27] No, no, that's not fun. We're so good. We're so good

[11:12:36] That's a unit challenge with you, I'm gonna puke on this fucking stream

[11:12:41] Don't worry

[11:12:44] There was no way the world has to be fit

[11:12:53] Kill them all, bitches!

[11:12:55] Kill them all!

[11:12:57] I'll give it everything!

[11:12:59] I'll give it everything I have!

[11:13:01] No fucking way that bush camping piece of shit engage fucking engage engage

[11:13:28] I love you. That's my boy. That's my boy

[11:13:35] Contest when I tell you fucking engage you fucking engage every fucking time I will

[11:13:58] You know that I am happy with some other guy.

[11:14:05] I can see him die.

[11:14:07] So I get one more beer and guess who knows?

[11:14:12] Engaged!

[11:14:13] Fucking Engaged!

[11:14:15] Shit.

[11:14:16] No, it's one point.

[11:14:18] I think you're chillin' in the beer store, but I think you're chillin' up for a little bit.

[11:14:22] I'm not gonna lie.

[11:14:23] I'm not gonna lie.

[11:14:24] You might need to chillin' up for a little bit.

[11:14:27] Let's go, bro.

[11:14:33] You know what? You're right.

[11:14:35] Don't ask, you're right.

[11:14:37] Jengze, what if I told you?

[11:14:41] Talk to me, bro.

[11:14:42] That's someone made a hard style of us.

[11:14:45] Save Waddle up.

[11:14:47] Listen.

[11:14:52] This is us.

[11:14:54] Yes.

[11:14:57] I might have promised myself I'm not gonna let my soul slip down this path.

[11:15:13] Don't you know?

[11:15:14] I'm still trying to promise.

[11:15:16] Better than ever.

[11:15:17] Jason, listen, listen, listen, listen fast.

[11:15:18] You know why?

[11:15:20] I'm gonna do this first time I ever share it.

[11:15:22] Because I...

[11:15:23] Truth was a lie.

[11:15:24] Your team is gonna deal with that.

[11:15:27] You need to save the monster, Nancy!

[11:15:32] Oh my god, this is a streak.

[11:15:42] My name is Polina!

[11:15:51] My name is Polina!

[11:15:53] Please!

[11:15:54] I have never known.

[11:15:57] Oh, no!

[11:16:04] I need you to fucking get in there! I need you to take over this fucking game!

[11:16:07] Do you hear me?!

[11:16:09] I need you to fucking get in!

[11:16:11] I need you to take over!

[11:16:17] I need you to take over! I need you to take over this game!

[11:16:21] I need you to tell him that you can and can't do in this life!

[11:16:24] You will do anything you set your mind to.

[11:16:27] Let's go!

[11:16:30] Any day! Any day!

[11:16:39] Long story short, I said listen to the joke!

[11:16:42] You are undisturbed!

[11:16:44] I'm not the devil!

[11:16:47] I can't go!

[11:17:19] I

[11:17:25] Holy shit, okay, don't that's listen, bro

[11:17:32] You need to win this game because then you're on your challenge again, you jinx you know what song when you right now

[11:17:39] Yes

[11:17:41] Jinxie, right now you're drunk?

[11:17:45] Listen, this is the song you need right now, bro.

[11:17:50] This one's for you.

[11:17:51] Here we go.

[11:17:52] Give me a second, I need to get my, here we go.

[11:17:58] Give me a second, I need to get my story straight.

[11:18:02] My friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the umpire.

[11:18:06] They take my love and she's waiting for me.

[11:18:08] You just be on the bar, I'm taking time to my flaccid,

[11:18:12] asking about the scar.

[11:18:14] I know I'll be the one.

[11:18:16] Chap and niggas, you know it. Only if you know it.

[11:18:18] I know you trying to kill me, but the truth is I'm saying it.

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[11:31:18] It's fucking okay, bro. It's okay because you tried and that's all I care about.

[11:31:31] You said you tried. You tried, bro.

[11:31:34] So what you're saying is you want me to queue up again?

[11:31:38] I'll tell you something.

[11:31:42] No, no, no, no.

[11:31:47] That's us.

[11:31:48] That's us.

[11:31:50] Listen, that's us.

[11:31:51] I need you to listen to me.

[11:31:52] You're listening.

[11:31:53] I'm happy that you tried.

[11:31:54] I'm proud of you for trying.

[11:31:56] Tomorrow you'll be three wins away from challenger.

[11:31:59] All right.

[11:32:00] You'll be three wins away from challenger, and you're going to hit challenger tomorrow.

[11:32:03] and you're gonna hit challenger tomorrow, okay, Tautes?

[11:32:08] So you're saying you want me to queue up again, so tomorrow I'm only two wins away from challenger?

[11:32:13] Um, yeah, that's not what I'm saying. What I want you to do, Tautes, I want you to turn off your stream

[11:32:23] and go hug your wife, bro, okay? Tomorrow you're gonna get challenger, because Tautes, today was scary, alright?

[11:32:31] All right, let me talk to you, bro.

[11:32:33] Today was the most scared I've ever been of you.

[11:32:36] When you were one-off challenger and you were fantasizing

[11:32:39] about slitting Silas' throat in game, that was terrifying.

[11:32:44] Listen, bro, I'm saying this out of love.

[11:32:46] You only need three wins, okay?

[11:32:49] I don't know if you're in the best mental headspace

[11:32:51] to play League right now.

[11:32:54] I just watched you play League for six hours, bro.

[11:32:57] And look, bro, who cares if you lost the challenge?

[11:33:00] All that means is now you're coming to Florida after this Minecraft marathon, and I'm gonna spank your ass, bro

[11:33:06] It's honestly a good thing that you lost

[11:33:09] So what I want you to do, bro is I want you to hug your wife and watch a movie and enjoy your night, bro

[11:33:15] And then tomorrow you're gonna hit challenger. Okay

[11:33:21] Why did somebody in my chat just type can't end on a loss and why did you just cue again?

[11:33:27] Why did you cue again you sick motherfucker?

[11:33:31] Don't test, just go hug your wife?

[11:33:34] Don't test, what are you doing?

[11:33:36] Why the fuck would my wife want to hug a low elo husband?

[11:33:39] You're not low elo, you're grandmaster.

[11:33:43] You're three wins away, you're not low elo bro.

[11:33:47] This isn't you Don't test, this isn't you.

[11:33:50] jingxi

[11:33:52] What if I told you this is the purest form of me?

[11:33:57] No, no

[11:34:00] Jingsi

[11:34:01] What if I told you that all of the mental stability that you've seen had to be forced?

[11:34:06] What if I told you that the fact that I love the balance lifestyle?

[11:34:10] For a way jingxi where we shut the fuck up jingsi jingsi it might not be over yet

[11:34:15] Jinxy you got toppling yeah, but Jinxy if I win this I get double LP if I win this and I get double

[11:34:24] LP I got bro I gotta go like what?

[11:34:27] Why'd you Q Jinxy if I was 12 30 the challenge is over what's wrong with Jinxy range Jinxy if I win

[11:34:36] this and I get double LP jingsy bro doubt that I have to like sleep bro wait you

[11:34:47] wallah you get double up if you want wallah I get double up if I win and

[11:34:51] then we're one man off challenger

[11:34:57] oh my god why did you cue you sick fuck no but you can see jingsy think about it

[11:35:04] think about it for a second this could be a sign from God because I know listen

[11:35:08] to Jinxie please listen I queue up randomly right when I decide to randomly

[11:35:12] queue up I get randomly out of the top one with three games away from

[11:35:16] challenger if I win this and we get double p then I'm one win away from

[11:35:20] challenger it's a literally a sign from God I'm not even trolling

[11:35:26] I'm telling you you know what you need to do bro you need to like

[11:35:34] To win yes, because about when we get double up. Look at this guy actually look at this guy

[11:35:39] This is a guy that is fucking destroyed by League of Legends this game destroyed you bro

[11:35:45] They got you by the nuts. What are you even saying bro? You could have just hit it tomorrow. You fucking psycho

[11:35:51] I'm not getting another beer tab, I got another beer I'm going to faint.

[11:35:57] Jinxie, if I win this game, I am literally getting double LP.

[11:36:04] Bro, you're so sick in the head, bro.

[11:36:15] Jinxie.

[11:36:16] What, bro?

[11:36:17] Are you listening to me right now wait you actually get double LP though. Yes. Yes

[11:36:28] James yeah, I want you to close your eyes for a second. Okay, bro. Tell me when your eyes are closed

[11:36:36] All right, they're closed brother closed what's up?

[11:36:47] Oh my god!

[11:36:49] Jinxie, just the small town girl

[11:36:53] Yeah, yeah

[11:36:54] Living in a lonely world

[11:36:58] She took the midnight train going anywhere

[11:37:06] She took the midnight train going anywhere

[11:37:12] Jinxie, your turn, your turn, your turn, your turn

[11:37:17] STICK IT!

[11:37:33] Alright, time for us to get down now.

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[11:47:25] Get filled what are the chances bro, what are the chances it's destiny, so

[11:47:32] Yeah, kind of

[11:47:36] Exactly

[11:47:39] Are watching jiddy

[11:47:47] We're playing good this game data I don't know if we're going to come I mean, I can play it

[11:47:58] the only reason why in the past I would like never get past diamond is because I would

[11:48:03] just get so bored that I just end all the time.

[11:48:14] Oh my god, you're fucking running this guy out of the lane.

[11:48:21] Holy shit.

[11:48:23] Fuck off.

[11:48:29] Or a fun.

[11:48:32] Not bad.

[11:48:42] You're saying you'll bot? Why would you bot?

[11:48:46] Well, because, so right now bot is open, right?

[11:48:49] So it means that if Vel'Koz wants to go bot, he has to overextend and the enemy can kill him.

[11:48:53] So that's why it's okay better for me to go bot, because I can at least have an easier time of running away than them.

[11:48:59] Genji, our team just got triple bro. Genji, our team just got triple bro. Genji, our team just got fucking triple bro.

[11:49:07] Yeah, you're gonna be one off. Bro, he's actually gonna be one off. Oh my god.

[11:49:16] You're gonna be one off. You're gonna be one off.

[11:49:37] Nice, that was satisfying.

[11:50:06] Yeah, so now I gotta be careful because you get one shot me.

[11:50:11] Take that, huh?

[11:50:20] Oh, you're gonna do it.

[11:50:22] You're actually gonna do it. One of us.

[11:50:24] Jinx, I just have one question.

[11:50:27] Yes?

[11:50:28] Were you here?

[11:50:30] Yes?

[11:50:32] Jeff, were you here?

[11:50:34] The things ever be the same again

[11:50:38] No, you're gonna be on your chow game if you're doing good!

[11:51:34] Yeah, it's only right.

[11:51:51] GINGESI!

[11:51:52] THEY ARE FAST!

[11:51:54] Oh my god, oh my god.

[11:51:56] You just need one to win.

[11:51:57] It's not dead.

[11:52:01] You just need one to win.

[11:52:02] Oh my god! Okay, double P. We actually have double P.

[11:52:07] This is it!

[11:52:11] Okay, but Jinxie, now it's a real question.

[11:52:14] Jinxie.

[11:52:15] Yes?

[11:52:16] Is 928LP enough for Challenger?

[11:52:22] Check. Check. Check.

[11:52:27] It's not?

[11:52:28] Or it is?

[11:52:29] It's not?

[11:52:32] So we might need two more ones.

[11:52:35] Mio! Mio! Bro, I gotta go to bed!

[11:52:43] Mio.

[11:52:44] I gotta go to bed!

[11:52:47] Two more again!

[11:52:49] Mio.

[11:52:52] Bro, Dantez, stop it to you, bro.

[11:52:54] I can't.

[11:52:56] Yeah, these guys are fucking addict.

[11:52:58] Bro, Dantez.

[11:53:00] I gotta go to bed bro two more and it's one it's 1 a.m. I end at 10

[11:53:08] Me ho

[11:53:12] Me ho stop you bro. Let me just stop you. Let me just stop you bro. Let me talk to you

[11:53:18] All right, let me talk to you for a second

[11:53:22] Dottas

[11:53:24] Okay, don't test. Can you hear me? I can hear you. Okay, bro, if you needed one more

[11:53:37] win at 1 a.m., I would watch. Bro, you need two more wins at 1 a.m. I fit, I physically

[11:53:43] I'm already like, I've been streaming nine hours, I'm already drunk. Bro, listen, don't

[11:53:49] says. I think you should hit it tomorrow. The challenge is already over. You need two

[11:53:57] wins. If you want to hit it now, I'm not going to stop you. This is your moment. But bro,

[11:54:03] I have to go to sleep. I have been live for nine hours. It's one in the morning. I think

[11:54:09] you hit it tomorrow.

[11:54:11] You can say I know somewhere you're getting out, but there's something that I need to

[11:54:15] tell you.

[11:54:16] So you live in tarpon springs, right?

[11:54:21] Yes, yes.

[11:54:24] Okay.

[11:54:25] Have you been checking out the news recently?

[11:54:28] What about the news?

[11:54:30] Oh, so you haven't.

[11:54:32] No, this guy is so unwel.

[11:54:35] What is the news?

[11:54:37] What?

[11:54:38] What is the news?

[11:54:39] Jinxie.

[11:54:40] Jinxie.

[11:54:41] There's a guy named the drunk tarpon didler.

[11:54:45] And what he does is anytime you go to sleep before 2 30 a.m. And you're drunk

[11:54:53] He goes in your room and he starts stabbing you to death. I'm not even

[11:55:02] Jingsy listen 15 people have lost jingsy I wouldn't be laughing if are you

[11:55:08] 15 people have lost their lives to this guy read your chat read what they're saying. What are they saying jingsy?

[11:55:13] They're saying true, degloved, degloved, true.

[11:55:18] Jinzi, listen, if you go to bed right now, you're going to wake up with a blade in your

[11:55:24] throat and you'll never be able to take your mother out to breakfast ever again.

[11:55:28] Yeah.

[11:55:29] Miho, Miho, listen, I'm telling you this, I'm telling you this because I care about you,

[11:55:37] Miho.

[11:55:38] We cannot have you die to the drunk tarpon diddler, bro.

[11:55:40] We cannot.

[11:55:41] Can you listen to me and stop fucking pacing? Okay, listen, bro

[11:55:49] That's that's I

[11:55:51] Have been streaming for nine hours. I've been drinking for the last three. I need to go to bed

[11:55:56] Bro, don't test if you were one went off. Yes, I would watch but your two wins off

[11:56:00] We don't even know if you're gonna win. Listen don't test

[11:56:04] If you wait until tomorrow at literally like fucking four

[11:56:09] 4pm, 3.30pm, I'll be able to watch all the games fully energize, bro.

[11:56:16] I'm literally on 1HP right now, I can't do it.

[11:56:19] If you want to hit challenger now, I'm not going to stop you, bro.

[11:56:23] But I have to go to sleep now, I have to go to sleep now, bro.

[11:56:25] This is like bad.

[11:56:26] Jynx, I understand, bro.

[11:56:27] I'm going to say right now you're on 1HP, but when the drunk tarpon divler comes in

[11:56:32] your room, you're going to be on 0HP because it isn't 2.30am yet, bro.

[11:56:37] Look at your clock. What time does the clock say?

[11:56:42] Dot test. There is not a drunk,

[11:56:44] sharp and deadler.

[11:56:45] Ask your chat.

[11:56:46] Dot test. Ask your chat.

[11:56:48] Over. Listen, fuck the chat.

[11:56:50] They're just going to fucking troll.

[11:56:52] Dot test. The challenge is over.

[11:56:55] Can you just wait until tomorrow

[11:56:57] and then we do a full on fucking sweat fest?

[11:57:00] If you had it or not, please.

[11:57:03] I'm asking you this as a friend.

[11:57:04] Just take, bro.

[11:57:06] just chill watch Netflix you need to win you just got double LP you're literally

[11:57:11] gonna coast in a challenge or tomorrow bro all right sorry Jinzy Jinzy you're

[11:57:16] a son I'll listen tomorrow listen listen let me ask you a question okay and

[11:57:20] this will dictate everything you've spent the whole day watching me try to

[11:57:26] challenge her yes I have you've been you've been here through every step of

[11:57:32] the way. Are you asking me as a friend right now to just go to bed so tomorrow you can

[11:57:40] be there for the culmination of the journey? Bro, yes, please! Yes, that's exactly what

[11:57:46] I'm saying. Bro, sleep it off, rest up, you need two wins tomorrow. I'll literally start

[11:57:52] streaming fucking early, swimming up the way. I'll fucking start streaming at 2.30. Bro,

[11:57:58] For gutting a challenger tomorrow, I can feel it in the tip of my rock and I'll be there,

[11:58:04] bro.

[11:58:05] Okay, James.

[11:58:06] I'll put it off in the same way that you were there for me.

[11:58:10] I'll be there for you.

[11:58:12] Get your fucking sleep, soldier.

[11:58:14] You did well today.

[11:58:16] John Tess, tomorrow you're gonna hit challenger.

[11:58:19] You need two wins, two wins, because then I'll actually have the energy, bro.

[11:58:24] Right now I'm literally on one HP.

[11:58:25] All right?

[11:58:26] I got you.

[11:58:27] and then you know what the best thing is jing see tomorrow if i had challenge on the two wins

[11:58:33] then afterwards you fucking uh it's your turn for silver bro yes exactly bro exactly tomorrow's

[11:58:41] gonna be peak okay okay i'll see you tomorrow i fucking love you bro that was so fun but dude

[11:58:48] i need to sleep okay all right i love you too bro have a good every day

[11:58:51] All right guys, I disabled delay yo, yo, oh my god guys

[11:59:02] Wow

[11:59:04] What a fucking battle today was cute now guys. I'm not kidding up. I'm not kidding up like guys think about it think about it

[11:59:11] Jinx he literally spent eight hours today watching he literally was watching for eight hours and all he wanted to do was see his

[11:59:18] Coacher challenger his friend him challenger, you know what I mean? And it's like if I queue up right now

[11:59:23] That's almost like spitting in his face. You know, I mean so no we're not gonna do that. Okay?

[11:59:30] The listen guys, okay, we're gonna be live again tomorrow

[11:59:34] We're gonna have fresh energy. We're gonna have fresh mental

[11:59:37] We're gonna have a fresh mind state and tomorrow. I'm telling you it is going to be

[11:59:44] fucking

[11:59:45] demonic

[11:59:47] Because we're two wins away, but it's like the second win that we're gonna get it like hard secures challenger, right?

[11:59:54] So we win the second game, right? We're gonna get like literally 60 LP

[11:59:59] Guys, I'm not fucking chewing up enough

[12:00:04] You know what you know what you guys are like, you know what you guys are like

[12:00:07] As I can imagine I'm a drug addict, right? And then I have a friend that's like, okay, bro

[12:00:12] I'll do a trip with you

[12:00:14] That way you don't have to like do it on your own so I can like observe you right and then it's like I'm sitting there

[12:00:20] And I'm like oh dude those drugs felt so amazing like let me sit there and I want to keep doing it nice

[12:00:25] I'm capable of listening, but just wait until I can be there to accompany on the trip

[12:00:29] And then you guys are sitting there, and it's like you're telling me bro, bro inject the fucking methane to your arms now

[12:00:36] Injected guys. I am not taking the fucking drugs

[12:00:39] stop like guys it's guys like do you

[12:00:44] understand what you're doing it's like

[12:00:45] you're telling a drug addict to just

[12:00:48] take more drugs do you understand how

[12:00:50] crazy this is like if your friend was a

[12:00:55] drug addict would you tell your friend

[12:00:57] dude take more drugs yes we're doing

[12:01:03] tomorrow okay anyways I won't be able to

[12:01:07] to read out all the subs, all the, can you answer that update?

[12:01:13] Tomorrow, tomorrow.

[12:01:15] So I won't be able to read out all the subs,

[12:01:18] give subs, resubs, everything like that,

[12:01:20] bits, sonos, all that,

[12:01:21] just cause there's simply like way too many.

[12:01:24] But genuinely guys, thank you all so fucking much.

[12:01:27] Like, for everybody for tuning in today,

[12:01:30] for all the followers,

[12:01:31] for everybody for spending their day here, listen.

[12:01:34] We we tackled an almost impossible task and

[12:01:40] We almost made the impossible possible. Do you know what I mean? It's like we almost made the impossible possible, but we almost did like

[12:01:49] We did we did good today, you know, I mean

[12:01:53] We did good today, but anyways, we're gonna finally hit it tomorrow. Okay tomorrow. It's gonna be fucking insane

[12:01:59] But genuinely for everyone, for everything, thank you guys all so much, really, really, really does mean the world, seeing all the support and everything, really does mean a lot.

[12:02:11] We're going to be live again tomorrow. I think I'm going to do some stuff with my wife in the morning, so I'm not sure when exactly we're going to be going live.

[12:02:21] But, yeah, tomorrow will be the combination for child, okay?

[12:02:25] But anyways, with all of that being said, holy shit.

[12:02:29] Yo, Jesus, guys, I'm a bottom stream, fucking chill.

[12:02:32] But Jake and their friend, 10 gifted.

[12:02:34] RJ, Gigi, thank you, thank you, our subs.

[12:02:37] OG, Arvin, thank you, as well.

[12:02:39] Kpop, they're in the five, too.

[12:02:41] JQC, they're in the prime, thank you, guys.

[12:02:44] But anyways, guys, listen, we'll be live again tomorrow.

[12:02:47] Tomorrow we're gonna hit it, we're gonna go crazy.

[12:02:49] It's gonna be banger, okay?

[12:02:51] All right, thank you guys all again for tuning in,

[12:02:52] being a part of today, and I will see you all tomorrow.

[12:02:56] Peace.