Dantes
MECCHA CHAMELEON -> FIRST TIME PLAYING R6 -> RANKED 5S IN LEAGUE? @dantes_247
07-04-2026 · 9h 24m
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Boom!
All right, that's one.
I think we're good now, right?
Wait, let me see.
What?
OK.
Boom! Alright, that's one. I think we're good now, right? Wait, let me see.
Alright, yeah, we should be good. Alright, what is up? How is everybody doing on this fine day?
what is up everyone nice to see you all again
alright so guys
first things first how are we feeling postmarathon
how are we feeling postmarathon keep it a buck with me
how are we feeling postmarathon
fix sound
The sound is fine, what the fuck?
Feeling good, great?
Okay guys, yo, guys, guys, guys, let's establish something very clearly right now, okay?
Let's establish something very clearly.
I am not a cl-
Let's establish something very clearly.
I am not a cl-
Okay, let's, guys, let's, let's, let's,
I am not a cl-
Guys, so let's just, guys, I am not a cl-
guys guys listen listen the real dawn test is not in jiddy's basement while
me the clone is in I don't know that was but guys listen so I got you know I
don't know what's going on anyways well my audio must be buggy and water is
7th prime crypto schizo there in the sub as well below with them in the gift unsigned there in the prime squishy there in sub
Mark there in the 42 months cam there in the few months as well, and he up seven prime. Thank you guys. Okay, so guys look
guys
Listen, I'm not a clone believe it or not. I am the real don't has
Also, why the fuck it's like my shit so red nowadays. Was it always this red like the lighting is like
ass but I swear never used to be this bad yo guys am I crazy it's cuz it's too
dark okay wait give me a second maybe it's because of the camera properties
no it's not because I'm clone dumbass that's not the reason why okay let's see
Oh, there we go. That's a lot better. Okay, so wait, that's a lot better. Oh, nice. Okay,
that's good. Okay, so put brightness up here. Okay, should be good. Nice. I think I need
do something else with like line line line like line line shows what the fuck
is where's the line shows wait it's in camera properties guys is anybody know
where the fucking line show says where the fuck is what where is it guys where is
Where is Lancheos? Where is it?
Guys, where is Lancheos? Where is Lancheos?
High Vyze? Bro, I'm not in Jetties Mansion anymore. I can't just call upon the power of High Vyze, dude.
Dude, where is Lancheos?
Guys, where is it?
Guys, where is Lancho's?
It's Scale Filtering Lancho's when you right click.
wait let me actually try some other shit what if I did it by by bonnick
well that didn't change anything now look like a fucking retard um wait what if we try
by linear
Like if I'm just autistic, is this even changing anything or am I a fucking retard?
Like Lancheos is the best, I can't wait to give it a second.
Um, okay, yo, also, there's something that we've got to talk about, but uh, Joe, I've
been with them in the three months, uh, I can't believe I've been with them in the gift
as well.
How does it feel to see all this sexually confused comments, bro?
I'm going to be real, if you were willing to say that you'd smash me when I'm in the Lulu
cosplay, that is not being sexually confused.
That is being confident enough in your masculinity to know that, hey, listen, hey, it hits.
You know what I mean?
That's all I'm going to say.
Hey, it hits.
Let's just call it how it is.
An extremely, some of the two months, Kang, there are three months as well, Kiri there
are four months.
Love the marathon, thank you.
And James there are 62 months.
They're in the prime. Thank you guys
Yeah, guys, hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. So the reason why I didn't stream yesterday
Guys, I'm gonna be honest that marathon fucked me up like guys. I shit you know when I say this
I'm being dead serious that marathon. I was exhausted yesterday. Okay, so I'm gonna take guys that one
So I get on my plane right I get home. It's all good. It's all good get home. It's like chill. It's nice whatever
Bro
As I get home
Like I'm telling you I just felt exhausted like legitimately fucking exhausted like
To a point where it was like I
Literally just had to lay down all all for the rest of the day, right?
Son yesterday
Me and Laura like we went like a mall be like child forbid
I got some my dinner with my friends, but I guys I'm telling you I was fucking exhausted like
When I tell you that I would literally just spend hours laying down, I mean it.
Like, okay, type one if you guys know the difference between tired and exhausted.
Who's your nose to difference?
Like tired is like you're sitting there and you're like, oh dude, I don't want to get
out of bed.
But like exhausted, it's like you're going to get out of bed, but it's like you're just
going to ache to a point where you want to go back.
You know what I mean?
And bro, today's like the first day since the marathon that I woke up and I was like,
I actually feel like ready to get up. You know what I mean? Because I'm telling guys every other day was like
Fuck like I would get up bro, and I would literally just like oh, dude. Can I please just like lay back down like this is horrible
So that's why yesterday. I didn't end up streaming yesterday
Because I'm gonna be with you guys. I couldn't I legit couldn't like it was too fucked up
It was actually too fucked up. So the good news is the good news is
The good news is that now we are back and do not listen to anything he says.
The reason why he didn't go live yesterday is because he's still in Jiddy's basement
and the clone was taking too long to be birthed, listen to nothing and trust nothing.
So yeah, as I was saying, right?
So the thing about it is that, bro, I'm actually feeling good again.
You know what I mean?
Now it's like we're feeling good. We're chilling like it's a good fucking vibe
The glove there got the glove all right, so anyways who's ready to know what's going on for today's stream
Because I know what's going on for today's stream
So listen up
Last night I played some League of Legends off stream
because I was feeling the withdrawals and let's just say that it was quite a fucked up experience
so I went through and two losses but that only put me up like 10 LP or some shit and now at a
thousand three hundred and forty LP rush almost a morning out of Challenger so I thought a lot
to myself guys I was like what do I want to do do I want to sit there and do I want to
grind League of Legends or do I want to sit here and do I want to do some fun
shit? So this is what's gonna be happening for the foreseeable future.
League of Legends solo queue will be put on a back burner. No, no, don't dance, please don't.
So, for the foreseeable future, League of Legends solo queue will be put on a back burner.
We might do maybe like a handful maximum of solo queue games every single day, maybe
a maximum handful, right?
But for the most part, we're going to be doing a bunch of fun shit, right?
So Mecha Chameleon, I've been loving it a lot, so I want to play more of it, so we're
gonna be starting off with that today. Then afterwards we're gonna be doing our
first time ever playing Rainbow Six. So as a lot of you may or may not remember, I
made a promise to you guys, maybe about a week after I started coaching Jinxie,
that I would hit gold in Rainbow Six Siege. Now I'm gonna be real with you guys,
with ranked 3.0 that might be a lot harder than I thought it would be,
because it's Timmy right now is like unironically almost 15 days into his
rainbow six marathon and he's emerald so I don't know what the fuck is gonna go
on with rainbow six but we are gonna be trying for golden it okay after ranked
fives will be coming out tonight in League of Legends so I'm gonna try to
assemble a squad for that there's a chance we could do the the normal squad
Right if people aren't really down then maybe I'll hit up Kadeem
But we will definitely try to get a ranked five squad rolling for tonight
So a lot of fun shit a lot of fun shit going on
Will you be playing League of Legends classic when it's out for sure when it's out for sure
One million percent I've seen the dude on tick tock that place on top and calms them down
Yeah, I have no idea where you're talking about bro. I do not watch League of Legends tick tock
There's a League of Legends map in Mecha Chameleon? No, I know there is! That's some reasons why I wanted to play.
So, I actually have a Mecha Chameleon Discord. And, yeah, it ain't looking good, guys. It is not looking good.
I asked almost an hour ago is anyone down for mech in 15 minutes and the only person that said he'd be down is Russell
He didn't mind there are legitimately 30 streamers in here by the way nice so um, yeah
That that's cool
Get a high-visor it's hip high-visors down
Because now we need to assemble a squad.
Guys, we need to assemble a squad.
Let's see if he's down.
The thing is, I think Jinx is going live soon, so it's kind of fucked, you know?
Ask Muda?
I'd be down too.
The same piece of shit mood inside like
Wait, let's see
Wait, how about you sing Drake?
All right, nice good and
I'm on a separate prime welcome. Thank you. It's your piece of shit mood is up to you
I don't get it. Everywhere I walk, I just walk into someone that is fucking lost.
That's it.
Oh my god.
That's it. That's it.
Don't stop cheating in Valorant and get on Mecca, bro. We're running a lobby.
I'm not cheating in Valorant bro, I'm not cheating in Valorant man, I'm sick.
Yo Dante, where are you running to man, where are you guys playing man?
Dante!
I'm trying to get my radiant right now.
Josh, do you want mecha with Dante's?
I
Thank you
Both each I should be a little more trigger bot and just start playing with don't this like a chameleon. Okay, so I think it's done
Okay, so again, I voice we're gonna have to move that
pillar pillar pillar
So we're gonna have hi boys. We're gonna have to move that
All right, but wait, let's get Kessha sound
This guy's back to streaming by the way if anyone that doesn't know this guy literally left the scene
Because he was exposed for like messaging minors and on his first stream back
He was like yeah a lot of people used to call me a pedophile and I guess they're not wrong
but I'm reformed it out dude shit's fucking crazy Wow you know everything's
actually wild
Domino's wild okay let's see Kesha wanna play mecha chameleon
Cuz bro, we need a lot of me bro. We actually need a lobby
Let's see if he's down
Guys, I think it's too focused I think it's too focused
yes won't get you know it I think it's your focus
well give it another 10 seconds
we'll get a potion as well fuck it
best hacker in the world
Barley?
do you think I'm a good student Barley do you think I'm a good student
yeah you're doing well dude
You're asking questions adjusting when advice does not fit and keeping your head in the game
Which is exactly how you improve right?
Wait is this guy playing with his AI?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Bye bye, bye bye nefiri!
Bro it's even down?
Mecha, go Mecha, I can go after this game.
Alright, nice.
I'll go Mecha.
Barrel is spawned in 60 seconds.
Let's see if...
Oh, let's see if Grubby's down!
Yo, Grubby, wanna play Mecha Chameleon when your game is done?
Bro, Grubby's fun as fuck.
This could be a lot of fun.
Let's see, let's see if he's down, see if he's down.
Ask Forcin, dude, I cannot ask Forcin, like, do you guys want to know what happens when
you type something in Forcin's chat, it literally becomes this entire chat insulting you and
making fun of you.
Yes, drop a smast there.
Look, I'm not even kidding. Do you guys not believe me? Check this out. Check this out.
Watch this. His entire chat is kinda at me and so it's spamming laughing at you. Watch
this.
Thank you fully.
Look. Look. No wait. And now we wait. Watch it, watch it, watch it.
Wait.
You got enough?
Oh no. It's starting.
Yep, there it is. Yep, there it is.
I've done test your mom.
Yep, alright. Now it's fucked.
Like, you cannot ask this guy anything, bro!
Look, now it's literally just everybody spamming your mom.
It's fucked!
It's literally fucked.
Kass just said ok, wait did he?
Right now I can't tell him I can't right now
I'm not there right now
I can do it if he...
I don't have time
Do you want to do it next weekend?
Next weekend I can
I'm preparing 19 for the chat
Wait did Grubby say it's down?
No if I'm killed in Q
I mean I already asked Russell.
What are these, what are these fucking, yeah what are these fucking ringmen?
Call XQC on his phone.
Bro, do you guys really think, listen.
Do you guys really think for a second that I have XQC's phone number?
Playing with my piece right now.
Thanks for the content.
Guys.
Guys.
Do you guys really think for even a second that I have XQC's phone number?
Like, guys, guys, do you really think for a second that I can just sit there and call
up XQC. Like genuine question. Do you think it's just like yo, don't ask. Call XQC on
his phone. Do you guys really think that for even one second? You know what? Okay, I have
I have an idea, I have an idea, guys, so son, what if we brought in XQC, Obama, Trump, Angela
Merkel, right, Matthew McConaughey, and Kaisenat, thoughts, what do you guys think about that
lobby?
Yes or no?
Do you guys want us to do that lobby?
Get Ronaldo too, you know what fuck it
I'm gonna hit up Lionel Messi right now and be like yo Messi wanna pull up to Mecca, Chameleon
Dude, do you guys want how about this how about this how about we get Ronaldo and Messi for Mecca, Chameleon thoughts?
Is that what we should do, Cher?
Yes. Okay, let me see on the Discord. Who's everyone that's down?
Okay, so I think right now we'd have, what, like, three?
Building up. It's already being, like, what, like...
Yeah, three or four
No, cuz it would be it would be worth making the fight and stack it in front to back
It would be a what we made is not it would be
Okay, so be what we it would be high buys
To buy some high-wise so camper off rocket league it would be
Yeah, I think I'll be already asked why we ask Angie so then it would be like what five then
Here let's make reptile dodge dodge now get on mecha chameleon
Yeah, you just saw my day go
Oh, you have no audio. There is no sound.
Oh shit, yo, I was muted. What's up, Datus?
I'm fit anyway, low-key considering it.
Hello, friends.
Are we playing?
Honestly, I'm done.
Check DM.
Hello Ghosts.
Yeah.
Let's stroll around a bit.
Why not?
He doesn't have members yet?
Check him and say no when he dodges!
I'm gonna fucking twist your balls up, okay?
Look, look here your balls, okay?
Like in between them here.
Yo, you guys know what the fucking dole?
This is gonna be me to your balls.
This is gonna be me to your balls.
Legit.
I'm fine with dodging.
W Mans.
This guy, bro, we need to shoot him.
Okay, I'm in rhymes with this one.
Okay, let me...
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please lower down to the volume if you are going in call
why would I need to do that bro
I'll tune it all the way up
alright nice
okay let's show in the lobbies
Okay, did Grubby join?
Okay, so who's missing now?
Everyone, join VC if ready.
I'm coming in one minute.
Is your wife coming?
No, she's reading right now.
She's reading right now.
Okay, so it...
Phantasm joins, Grubby joins, nice. Okay, nice.
So we have three people in. Let me see.
Who are we missing? Who are we missing? Who are we missing?
Wait, let me see if I can poach some people that are on Mecha right now.
Let's see if Sing Sing's down.
Sing Sing.
It's not.
Oh, okay. Let me check it real quick.
What kind of broccoli-ass mushroom is this?
Yo, Sing...
uh...
did this can be awkward if he's already in the streamer lobby
like i don't think he is
wanna join a lobby with streamers
well this looks so much fun
the female plaza, what's the feel again?
bro is this game just like vtuber essential?
jesus
We have four people and wait it's piece of shit Russell on mine
Of course is not
Why the fuck do I hear
Ten players should be good
Okay, I don't ask Muda's cheating
Okay, and the sky is blue that I'm going and the sky is blue bro
And the sky is blue like a mood a cheating bro is literally a given with that guy bro
Wait, okay, we need to tell high-fives to get on
High-fives join the discord we're starting a sap so we got a high-fives
We got mood up. I think we're probably gonna be like what seven people then maybe eight. Okay
Okay, so then we should wait let me ask pale boys really easy. Yeah, can I get your pale wanna play
Chameleon
I think like it's way faster. In fact
Yeah, alright, I'm going to use...
What's he?
Swap level at first.
Yo, Denti, what's up dude?
Oh shit, shit, shit.
Wait Denti, we need to do it in real life?
Wait, yo bro, Denti, you were streaming with Jinxie that shoot, I was super happy with you bro.
Yeah, you were chatting, Jinxie was...
Denti was playing, he was...
He was playing with Jinxie.
Yeah, so come back to accent.
We're about to run the lobby.
No, I don't want to play, dude.
I
Know but thank you do it. I can't I'm too tired
Guys then team was thinking about me to play with him
Wait, yo, then there's a thing my friend then we're gonna do it in real life stream this summer. Do you don't?
I can't
We can do this.
Me and Dentie were supposed to do a live stream, it's been a while.
Ok Dentie, he speaks French.
He speaks French, Dent.
Dent, we're doing something this evening, is that good?
Guys, me and Dentie will be doing a live stream.
We're supposed to do a live stream, it's been a long time.
Hey, sorry, at this point you were talking to me, I didn't answer.
I never read your message.
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm going to be mad at you.
It's so funny.
Alright chat, everyone do a podcast in the chat for D&T.
You have to know it. I love you, bro.
Hey, it's just that there's some time for you to name the game.
It's good, it's good.
Okay, so who's joining?
Ella, do you want to see my POV?
Wait, are we six or seven people right now?
Six or seven people.
You have to find out.
Okay, so guys listen, I think we saw a few floating invites.
invites, the only problem is that when Muda joins he's probably gonna have trigger bot
and wallhacks enabled.
Wait, you're inviting Muda?
Yeah, actually?
Yeah.
Wait, Grubby, do you have an issue with Muda?
Come on.
Yeah, I don't play with cheaters, dude, don't talk to me.
Wait, Grubby, what if you shit in his mouth?
Think about it.
Yeah, no, no, I thought about that.
No, but what's the deal with this?
He cheats all the time, even in friend games, but you invite him because he's a boyfriend
of your favorite boyfriend or what?
So the thing is that, unironically, high-fives, you can back me up on this.
Hello?
Yo, it's high-fives.
So Bullying Muda is literally the most fun thing on the planet.
So I don't think he actually cheats in mecha-chameleon, but the fact that you can always just go on
the cheater and everything and he crashes out is the most entertaining thing on the
planet.
Yes, I would agree.
He's like the punching bag.
Yeah.
It's like, I imagine him like this, Grubby, thinking of him like this.
It's like he's the guy where it's almost like comedic relief to just start making him lose his shit. Does that make sense?
Yeah, I think it makes sense to you, bro.
I think you believe it.
Wait, grab your eyes. Hold on to play then.
I mean, you only need six or seven, right?
Maybe you could focus on a lobby right now, and then afterwards, to ask more people to join, we just bring them in after.
All right, I'll play I'll play I'll play a game. Yeah, okay. Who's hosting? All right, are there high-pitched or wild we can host? Okay, oh
Gladly host sure thing. Okay, sure thing. Why not? Okay?
Let's go on land. Is there anybody here that's never played the game before? I
Have never played this before
Okay, anyone else or just phantasm
Phantasm, you're good at games, you'll be fine. You're rank one, right? This game is
easier to play in mech and chameleon to be rank one in league.
Isn't this literally just like prop hunt or something?
Yeah, it's like prop hunt except to paint. So you just like paint over yourself and then
you just kind of blend into the background and you just like...
Oh.
Yeah, it's like really fun, like you're gonna see.
Okay, okay.
Okay, alright, Wadley, did you make the server?
I'm loading up right now.
Well, I think there's no point making it yet until we've got...
Do we have enough to play? We've got seven.
Yeah, but I'm gonna wait for some more.
Okay, we can even like, yeah, seven is enough and then afterwards if more people join we can like add them as it goes on.
Okay, sounds good. Let's go.
Let's leave.
Okay, I will create the server now.
No sweat, dude.
Remember, no leaking, no leaky boys, no leaky girls.
Yeah, so that's a big thing too.
When you're joining the server, make sure that you don't actually show the code on screen,
or it's like among us, it leaks everything instantly.
Oh my god.
Okay, now I'm going for a good one.
Oh my god.
Dude, I tried to switch the seats.
Okay.
I'm going to show them the discord, but we're going to be good.
I'm telling you in general, don't leak general.
Once you enter the password, you'll be in, you'll be safe, you're all good.
Just don't screen share the Discord either.
Like the general manager.
All good.
Hold on.
Ah, you're the weak Warcraft 3 fella, aren't you?
You're the Warcraft 3 3, bro.
Yes.
Bro, this is nose and the second. I didn't realise.
No, no, no, dude. I actually mega watched your shorts.
I used to play Warcraft 3 when I was a little nipper as well.
When I was a little nipper.
When I was a little nipper, yeah. Sorry, it's a British word.
I was loving the race Love Warcraft 3, man.
Like all the games we play come from Warcraft 3, like,
like, we all come from Warcraft 3.
People don't put their respect to deserves.
Nice to meet you, Ayn. Are you the Tom Kemp's guy?
Yeah, that's me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also knows the Coma guy, the blind guy, whatever, man.
What's the story behind that? Coma guy.
Oh, I just, I just, I just went through a quick Coma.
I just broke my skull open,
uh, blood filling my eyes.
It's chill, man. We've all, we've all done Comas.
We've all gone to Cuma's recently, no.
Man, the things you will do for content, that's incredible.
Yeah, bro, you know, Dundas, you would have fallen out of a third story building for content.
Dude, the craziest story that I ever heard from you is that you would always have so much blood
filling your eyes that you would have to quickly blink to the side to clear your vision for one
second and you would do this constantly so that you would actually be able to look at
I still read it for this day. Yeah, the people nicknamed it the animation cancer. I can't see otherwise like I'm legit blind
You went like huge in some reddit like anime reddit. No, which one? Yeah, bro. It's Bucky dude. I
Everyone's got their little quirks. Let's let's get in let's let's let's showcase each other's little quirks go on
Yeah, so yeah, so grab you what you want to do is in the general chat
That's what we put a thing where it shows like the username and the password.
You need to hide your screen while joining, though.
No, no, I get it.
I got you, bro.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Hey, Robbie, is it your first time playing as well?
This is my second time playing.
Okay.
How about we run a couple of basic maps and then after that we can run some freaky custom
maps.
Yeah, a couple of neat maps.
That sounds great.
Even a couple of cute league maps, you know?
Yeah, the same as the game.
I saw they have summoner's rift.
Yeah, that was the one they added.
Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of cute stuff
Okay
So yeah, no leaking we're all good who is not in we all in coming in I'm not in
Okay, I'll get in will ya. Oh, I got changed. Don't I remember do not leak do not leak
Yeah, I'm
Reptiles and no leaker. He's a little boy. Who's a leaky little boy? Who is it come on?
He's my leaky little boy, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I'm freaky as fuck right on the gatherer even said that
Bro, you didn't take it for spin, say it to Jinxie man, take it for a spin. Don't even credit me
I'll try next time
I was saying, a dumb test, quick thing, your little little thing with Jinxie was mega success, right?
Your little bootcamp thing
Yeah, he hit some of them, right?
Yeah, dude, I was saying, if Jinxie outrakes Tenshi, it's really embarrassing to me, right?
It's really embarrassed me. I got her into league and she's been playing way longer than Jinxie now, right?
It's really embarrassing to me. So I said if Jinxie overtakes Tenchi, dude, I am genuinely going around to her house and doing the same thing.
Yeah, we should do it.
I mean, he's already silver three though. Like, he's already silver three, so you guys gotta like hurry it up.
Ella, do you have time to play Mexican League then? Could you go Q-rank quickly?
Bro, I have one of these in two, bro. It's actually gonna overtake me.
No!
If you're gonna take it, I'm crawling through your window and forcing you to play 20 hours a day.
Okay.
Uh, Dums, are you joining?
No, I'm thinking of shits.
So are you?
So are you?
No, I'm not shooting, I'm gonna party, I'm just thinking of shits.
Uh, okay, alright.
So yeah, I'll be going now.
Okay, alright, have a good run, bro.
Right.
Wait, is he serious?
Yeah, I think he is.
I thought he was being smart with you, like of course he's joining.
No, I will join him.
Hello?
Hello.
Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo.
Was good, guys. Was good, Don Tess.
Was good, was good.
Muda. Muda, listen, listen.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stop, stop, no.
Because I already know what you're gonna say.
I already know.
Shut the fuck up, all right?
How about that, yo?
How about that?
Right, you want someone else to know
what he's gonna say?
You want someone else to say that?
Who do you want to say no?
I don't want anyone to say anything.
How about that?
Keep this bitch, keep this bitch friendly, all right?
No, no, no.
Let's just rip the band-aid off. No, I did not cheat and fucking make a chameleon
No, I did not win trade in valorant. No, I'm not using
I said you never win traded in in Valorant, right? Yes, obviously not. Say walla you never win traded in Valorant
Well, well, okay, what was that?
I don't say Wala on small things.
Wait, say Wala, you never cheated in Mac and Chameleon.
Okay, so why is one Wala and the other is Bala?
Explain.
I don't know.
I just don't feel comfortable with this conversation.
You guys, what's the tone?
It's in the agenda.
It's looking for a leaky note.
Let's get done so did you know fucking jinks the after the stream was over or not bro come on tell us
Dude I'm gonna be real with you. I'm gonna be real with you after that steak dinner
Did you just open his butt cheeks up after like what happened? No as a reward for getting sober was the opposite way around
All right. See you guys. I don't play with cheaters, but
What the fuck?
Oh, yeah, I know.
Muda, Muda, Muda, listen.
You gotta apologize to Grubby for cheating right now.
Uh, I don't even know who the fuck Grubby is. Who's Grubby?
He's the go-to-vorecraft 3, bro.
Oh, great. Muda's here.
Uh, who's Grubby?
Grubby's the go-to-vorecraft.
No, no, no, he's not easy on Grubby, dude. He's like, what?
Yeah, he's actually the Grubby.
You gotta go easy on Grubby.
Where'd he go? He actually left?
Yeah, because he cheated in Mecha Chameleon.
million and in Valorant and in Hello Kitty Island Adventure and League of Legends
I got was a very fun person to hang around bro what's this code I just
joined in general yeah I leaked the code
no no I'm chilling no I'm gonna let's talk about it yeah you leave a server
Dick face
I mean a dude no one gave me a heads up last time though. Oh, yeah
Wait, that's you leaked the discord server this server for you. Okay. What do you mean?
Oh, it was a quick leak cuz only like one or two people join
Listen, he took a picture of it and he dm'd it to me. You were going through urine
Humms his DMs and you were calling him or whatever and you flashed the the link
Guys don't flim grubby for leaving it's okay like listen some people have different like lines that they're willing to like go over and shit like that like
I mean listen if anything that's like the line that he has and you know like you are just respected, but I don't like
So I just want to let you guys know I will be trigger body in this tournament, so
Now also all the fortnight thing that I got invited to I'm also gonna be cheating in that one soon, so I'll come for that one
Oh nice league bro
Okay, is everyone ready? Let's go right okay. Hang on. Are there any rules you guys want on you guys want to be doing?
Right grow up. Do you guys want to be doing infection basic? What are you feeling?
I mean, we can start off with basic
Game over time and I'm a punch you stranger. No, it's rough guys muscles here. Jesus Christ
We got we got
maybe
Wait Russell out of curiosity when you join the lobby how many players thoughts do you take up?
Oh, no
or not to say that one, huh?
How did that even, like, why is that in your chat?
There's like nine different creators.
Why is that one in your chat?
I don't get it.
I don't know, I mean, you tell me, man.
It must be really special.
Some...
Chai chat.
Go on, just say it, huh?
That's for a different time, guys.
That's a different time.
Oh, also wait, for anyone that's never played the game before,
if you open up your paint menu with F,
and then afterwards you hover over a color
that you want to blend into,
if you press spacebar, it takes that exact color.
so you just press spacebar, you take the color and then you can paint with the one that's behind you
oh okay, that was broke
yep
no lads, we'll start in a sec, let's all be nice to each other
you know, we've all got floors, Dante's a pedophile
you know, Dante's a pedophile, Moon is a cheetah, and Russell's fat
so none of us are perfect, not even me
some of us are too out of frame of those things
those are our first time we get a guy, it's like one of those is definitely out of place guys
Oh, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo I just want to say nowadays my wife is above the age
You know what I mean? So that's let's tone it down with that
10 anniversary and 16th birthday on the same day
Yeah, you should have a live!
Yeah, they...
Alright, Russell, you're in, is everyone ready?
Yep, I'm in, I'm in.
Everyone's ready.
Okay, let's go.
Uh, will do random map, put the sod on.
Okay, kept.
Yep.
Okay, so if you guys want to be a hunter, you walk in the middle on the orange.
If you want to hide, just don't walk inside.
Bro, hi, Vice. You're the only guy on the planet that ever wants to be the fucking hunter, bro.
Oh, I like hunting.
I'll go hunting with Andy. You guys go high.
I'm not the hunting bro.
Oh really?
I'm not the hunting bro.
Oh damn it.
Oh shit.
All right.
Muda, is that the EXE?
Okay.
All right.
That's it.
Oh.
I don't suck at hunting.
It was very interesting.
Very, very interesting here.
Let's suck at hunting.
It was very interesting, very, very interesting here.
Let's see.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, Chet, is this meta gaming, though?
Dottas, get the fuck away from me!
Oh my god, this is like OPS fuck.
Dottas, what are you doing?
oh my god you're ruining my hiding spot
oh this guy ever not cry about something
right that's 45 seconds you gotta move on
we got a bloody move on spots socks right you chose the spot yeah I know
Oh, it fucking sucks on you.
It sucks.
I'm god.
Jesus.
I'm sticking out.
Shit.
Yo, Whatley!
Look at that paint.
I just drew a mirror.
Nice, man.
Yeah, that's a fucking beak.
You're gonna poke someone's eye out with that thing, man.
You don't see a note if you're like that.
You're gonna poke someone's eye out with that nose.
I want the classic.
Oh, let's go.
Oh, it's this map, right?
Right, lads.
You will always have...
Bang!
There!
Oh, no, bro.
Okay, I'm not close to that, we won.
I'm in now!
I'm back!
No, she's so broke.
She's so easy to find when she's on her period.
You can smell her from across the street.
Like, you can sniff it out, man.
You're so fucking gross, bro.
Pinky promise.
Like what bro, there's nothing grease about periods. Don't be misogynistic. There's nothing
Please don't be misogynistic
Right girly pops
Let's relax
All right, I think I'm missing stuff
Whoa, why no whistle why no whistle what the fuck?
We don't really need a whistle honestly this maps kind of shit
Oh, yeah, no whistles on okay. That's my bad guys. Fuck. I fucked up at least it's an easy map off. I'll fix it
fuck
Right
World's most obvious hiding spot award goes to Dante
Yeah, it's actually
Like you're just hiding
yourself correctly why did you hide on top of a balloon
like a spot where you're hanging i was like levitating so it didn't
yo dantas that's me an ocupedophile for the splutters
guys get me fucking relax yo there are 10 people hiding stop leaking my spot
yo ruckle this spot is a right what is i can't winch really my spot
it's not even plain sight i'm gonna try hard like you
Okay, how the fuck is this work?
Okay, wait
He's probably like in a crevice somewhere. I mean Loki I cooked actually nice. He's just stream sniping me cool
All right, yeah, but I don't know if he has a cheat I can put my trigger bot too if he has one like this is pathetic
So you say when you fucking talk to a girl you're gonna whip out my trigger ball like Jesus dude
Yo, I don't know I don't know like I don't know
I think we should all just whistle bro
person's whistling. Okay, but you guys hear a whistle and then you walk away from the
area that you heard a whistle like is it really one of us was oh bro there's
someone right here there's someone in the bloody cabbage patch there's someone
here no there's nobody here that's a good spot but there's a fucking someone's
gonna be done on my man am I brain dead I think we should all whistle right now
what do you get to the invisible I think that's what it's all shit to be honest dude
What
It's wrong with you
The hey
Paramedic is in the pyramid
What the
Dude don't taste no don't taste legit just cheated
He actually just cheated.
I don't know what you just cheated.
No, I don't.
I'm going to be real. I didn't even mean to do that.
Like that was actually like a misclick.
What's that even mean?
It's like a misclick IRL.
Like I didn't mean to do that.
That doesn't even make sense.
I'm actually just pissed.
Wait.
Russell, if you had gotten it.
I didn't fucking want to found you.
Nah, not around you.
drawing it like a fucking kid a toddler
hey where is the joke oh my god
oh my god
there's still someone in here dude I
want to finger them come out will you
because of the whistles wait haha no dude
there's only a couple of shit 30 seconds
go finger them dude
Open your eyes!
He just ran right past you!
No!
Give us a whistle, will ya?
No, no, no, no!
One piece is gone!
This is not due to age!
What the fuck!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Okay, Mura actually cheated, Mura cheated.
I'm just gonna say Mura cheated.
Oh, I mean...
Mura won't consider it.
I mean, what? You could have just said that.
Where is he dude?
Look at spot by me guys, I'm not gonna lie, this is amazing spot by me. Look at my spot, bro. Look at my spot.
Look at himself, dude.
I don't know where he is, look at this.
What the fuck? Is that Muda? I mean...
Wait, what? Oh my god.
Genuinely run into the nearest asshole you could find. Cool thing.
What is this map?
I don't know.
Okay, listen. Listen, let's fiddle with the settings.
Wait, do they have any like new maps that they added or no?
No, no, but the maps are there's a lot of maps.
So they changed maps like, okay.
I'm not at maps all the time.
Oh, they got changed back rooms and made it way bigger.
For instance.
Oh, yeah.
It's the back rooms.
It's the back rooms.
Let's do back room.
No, no, sugarland is genuinely right.
Sugarland's raped.
We're not doing sugarland.
Okay.
Yeah, so I'm trying to get challenger in one year.
Do you guys see I can do it?
No, you're not doing that.
Well, are we talking about, like, you know, you doing it legitimately or are you doing it, you know?
No, obviously legitimately.
No, dude, I don't think you can do it legitimately.
It is challenging, but even with sprints as hard as fuck, man.
Alright guys, listen bro, two months and I'm already gold three, guys, come on, that's not bad.
What?
We're really flexing gold three in 2026.
Yeah.
Come on, two months in.
All three is fine, though, if you want to keep them, that's really good.
Wait, aren't you silver?
See I'm silver, but I have a side of me. Yeah, so it's like a chill silver. Whoa. Is this a new spot?
Dude, fuck. Why do I have to be wait who's up? Who's the hunter with me?
Well don't as you fucking ready for this shit. Oh, yeah, okay. We need a paint. Hold on when you paint ourselves
What do you mean? Okay, like I put on some more paint. Yes, hon. Wait, I'm gonna
I'm just me or we need more time you're looking really scary right now yeah
if you guys want more time we can always crank the time next round I'm
fiddle with the settings oh my god is on do not worry we should but like you
know it's show yeah I'm about to be captain America from the new Marvel
I
It's it's like it's like a sigil. Oh
Got worse at the game. Yeah, you're about to get fucking dumpstered on
All right, who's first one dad someone's in the toilets
Let's peep who's got the P. They sports
Guys I'm not ready.
Where the fuck is everyone?
Bro it's been like 5 seconds, come on.
Yeah, sure.
Wait, you already got that one.
Dude, I don't think that's how I was even trying with that one, honestly.
Are you expecting people again?
Press 5 and then click through.
Oh, let me guess that Muda too is his fucking cringe cringe lord spot where he goes on top of the
classic the vending machine. He goes in the vending machine.
Oh wow, no way. Muda you fucking suck, kid.
I don't see shit.
map light.
but this is actually a hard map nowadays low key.
what is that?
how do you see this? I'm blind.
listen, listen, phantasm.
don't look at colors. look at inconsistency.
walk along the walls and you see why people are like
just climb so high I can see every ounce of it I can't with this guy man
let me check spots what the fuck idiots dumbass
check for inconsistencies yeah I will listen coach
okay but there's only three left inconsistencies so far yeah but maybe
someone's in the sides check in the sides
and can we get a move on I'm gonna check
these hiding spots and see which one's
legit what you have to get ahead no I
just heard someone want what we got a
good hiding spot no no it's a creature I
like the oh my god I like yours yeah I
like the detail your little icon say I
want to say something about your spot
but I can't give it away bro we get
some whistles in this good one what are
you doing right now man wait where is
it yeah where was the way nine seconds nine seconds wait wait oh no
someone's in here I'm not gonna like numbers I thought you'd be better and
looking for kids in the pool I thought you'd be experienced in this one where
I am hopeless hopeless man
Wait, come to you come to me bro come to me
What's up?
You have a headset on phantasm. Oh my god, bro. I'm I swear to go I'm blind. Oh
And I can't oh my god, are you fucking serious with spend the whistle
I'm sorry for you guys like I actually feel bad. I will never make fun of retarded people ever again. Okay?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
It's different it's different
Like a chameleon is a bloody toddler game. Yeah, but I'm not a toddler. That's the problem
One people another spot
Give me some whistle give him a cute whistle
A cheeky whistle a cheeky a cheeky bloody little whistle
Oh
We need to go next
They're gonna end it when you see this I'm not even kidding
I went over I went over for one second and in society
You're trolling
I'm spamming whistle
I just had to I just had to leave for one second and then I like see it
I just had to like get some fresh money. There we go
The like touch around you guys are fighting Russell. Yeah
Thank you
What
That's it you went up the slide and you were on top of her
All you gotta know is Moodle will always be in the fucking uh in the upper part of the vending machine
All right, yeah, so not anymore, not anymore
He's gonna be looking at everybody's screen instead
Oh
What are we?
Wait, Moodle's on
All right guys, I'm hunting
Bro
Yo, Rift, why didn't you choose the biggest body size?
It's high testosterone man using big body is
To me and you bro, we could put our differences inside muda, you know, and I think
I
How does a minion look?
Oh I'm so fucked!
Bro, no!
This is not working out!
This is not working out!
Shit!
I can't get my-
BRO BOOT I CAN YOU STOP PLAYING THE SAME CRIP!
How my shadow burials falling!
Oh, go, I have my choice.
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm a minion!
Boy, you're a minion in real life, you're up to do it.
I'm a minion!
Boy, you're a minion in real life. You don't have to dress up as one, bro.
Alright, alright. That fucked up!
You look the same as a minion in real life. You don't have to suit up to look like a minion, bro.
You're right, you're right. Actually, Mootov, we're on team nose. I gotta add a nose.
What? What do you mean, team nose? Yo! Yo, are you dead ass?
No, you're right, you're right. What the fuck?
Probably a little bit less than yours, but it's all good.
Okay, okay
Let's smell these guys for that
Whoa
Right there. Alright, it's only too high. It's already yeah, I heard a whistle
Turn a whistle around here. Oh, I like it. This is key. This is this is a
It's a real girly pop spot
Ella, did you try?
We have to love these two biggest cheaters, okay
holy shit sorry I go by the I don't know about that
no they're in here for sure in here right the fact you guys haven't seen them
man are you sure are you sure yeah yeah yeah
of course of course it's this fucking god sucker yo yo why wait why you see all the guy with the walls the one that
Finds up we got it
It's in here somewhere
Like I don't have to tell you okay. I feel like we don't get enough hiding time. Is that just me yeah
Crank it let's crank it. I'll crank it another minute
Make it worthwhile. You better make it
Compliment to like cook the power later. What came to mind? I saw it on YouTube shorts
Oh, okay
Don't there's gonna be a little towel at the pool because you know when kids jump out of the pool they might use them
Yeah, okay. Yeah, you're talking off a lot about children, bro. That's all I'm gonna say
No, no, no, did the brain damage also regress your preferred ages, let's give it a sack here
Like it's not weird if I have a mental age with 15 year old surely
I'm ironically did I'm ironically look tension. Look. I'm a silver rank
Random
Plus 60 seconds for hunters by the way, so you better make use of it. You better fucking make it worthwhile
Okay
Guys, I think this lobby is toxic
FUCK UP! NOOOOO!
Now you're right.
Sorry bro. I didn't mean it.
Wait, I think that was your last thought.
Ooooooh, wait.
Wait.
Oh, I know.
Christ.
Wait, Rektal, meet on the way for a sec. I can't see.
Rektal, I will genuinely crack your head open. I swear to God.
In game. In game. In game.
Good luck, boy.
I swear.
I could, but it's the same thing, so I don't want to do it again.
Come here, boy.
Give me one second to write something, alright.
Okay, sure.
Wait, does this work?
Wait, I actually have a god tier spot.
Wait, who's hunting?
No.
By the way.
Okay.
I'm cooking.
I'm not cooking.
Oh my god, it looks like he had a plate.
Oh my god, it looks like he had a plate.
Oh my god, it looks like he had a plate.
I can write some stuff down too.
No, don't worry, check my back.
Alright guys, you would already have time usually, so make use of the rest of your time, will you?
I'm really appreciating this extra time I'm getting.
You guys finished yet and here
a lock-in what we were catching them in a minute yeah I'm gonna go pull that
panties down don't worry about it we'll do this right boys oh no is this my
Have I, CBA dude, with 180?
Bro, my spot is too good.
If I get caught, I give up. I retire today.
No, not retire from your...
Fruitful esports career.
Heartbreaking. Heartbreaking stuff.
Oh never mind, this is genuinely over.
Listen man, I've been in the rank one, okay, the rank one Mecha Chameleon lobbies, you don't get it.
No, it's my Mecha Chameleon lobbies.
No, wait, stop!
Mooder!
Right.
Mooder, the only time I would not accuse Mooder of cheating, he tried, man.
It was a cute attempt.
It's so good. It was such a good spot, right? Okay. You were just green against a green background
What do you mean? It was such a good spot? It's just a good spot
You didn't see it yet. Let go 3d animation to see me
right
The game's 3d. What do you mean? Look inside and look at the whistles for you?
Like you will get it from a side profile
No one listen to the whistles. I'm doing something, please. Right boys.
Listen up guys, I hope like a third grader could have paid for everything in my bag!
Oh, someone's near...
Someone's near Bob.
Oh, I heard someone.
Very cool.
F**k you, f**k you.
That was a good spot, bro.
Very cute then.
It was cute.
Alright, lads, another 200 sec.
You guys have so much time for this!
How the f**k did you do that?!
Okay, okay then.
Where you going bro?
I like it, hold on I don't know how I did it
That's actually insane
Wait, you can always go this spot bro
No, no, no, it's a good spot bro
You always go this spot
Hey, by the way, by the way
Bro
By the way, you were first dead, so I don't want to hear it
Yes, I did try
You always go this spot
First dead, you're up
You didn't see it
Right listen up. Okay, thank you. Thank you
Right lads I can't lie
No!
Wait, that's not fair!
No!
I wrote it myself!
Dude, that's better than you!
You know what's in his car!
Yeah, you guys are never fighting in our house!
Yeah...
I didn't see that!
That's not fair!
You guys went the extra time!
What am I supposed to do with it?
I gotta do something with it!
None of us are perfect!
And it makes you feel better if you guys make it feel better.
I'm two out of these three.
You can decide which.
I'm two!
What?!
I'm two of three.
You guys are in the wrong rooms, okay, I'll tell you that
Yeah, you're fucking listening to a higher
Yeah, I think me and hi by the spot is actually s tier you guys together
Yeah, spam it, spam it.
Yeah, boy, I was like, whee!
I'll whistle too, huh, man.
Okay, if Wheatley doesn't find you, he's actually just a retard.
Right, I genuinely diagnosed... diagnosed with odd, by the way.
I haven't diagnosed with odd.
Wait, move down, move down.
Really, move down.
I'm in his room.
Did you call him Wheatley?
I didn't, yeah.
Yeah, I called him Wheatley, yeah, in front of the Wheatley.
Bro.
Bro, I swear to God, the audio is just fucked.
It's not in here.
Bro, just listen to me.
like you're hearing both of us this is so bullshit yeah you guys
rub each other's fucking asses you little homosexuals goodness gracious man
we love it it's coming where is it upstairs it's gonna be upstairs man it's
gonna be upstairs I'm I'm whistling there's no upstairs man please whistle
more time yeah this is crazy
he's in the laundry room
did you guys say that?
he's in the laundry room
find him
find him
he shot at him which is a funny part
dry machine dry machine dry machine
you literally shot at him what are you
shot at him?
what?
find him
oh my god
man
I'll pick the lights, I'll pick the lights, guys.
No, you can't, no, because if you've got it in, you can't see it.
You have to see it from like back here, but no, it's actually bro, it's so hard.
Thank you, Mota.
Dude, that spot is actually too good.
Someone's gonna say it's hard to see.
This thing, but...
That was rough, dude.
Can you try to hunt on this map?
Go, go, go! You get fucking fingered on this map as a hunter.
Oh shit, gank!
They were the five pressure, bro.
Thank you. I'll crank.
Crank it down to 150.
right straight back in moon mucking
I was impressed with a couple of you
guys given the extra given the extra
drawing time extra painting time
but when it was first one eliminated
hey
for how my Hunter got a third time
I'm gonna throw up
oh if you can't
yo not Sugarland bros
I'm just gonna run
it's so bad
go Hunter
oh really?
go!
what are you saying?
I'm Hunter guys
oh god
oh
I can't, worst part being Hunter dude
I have to fucking type
Dantas is a peanut and mood of the chief and Russell's fat again
Dude, can you include like some other people in the Sam Mike?
I'd say she's underage, but I don't want to
Yeah
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Wait.
This spot sucks, I'm leaving.
Oh no!
Everyone!
You've always had us ones.
Right?
Right.
Oh.
She is 15!
How am I fucking de-aged?
I had the right to be.
I had to write someone else's name you guys
It's fine!
Okay, that's not good, did I cook yesterday?
Chat, is everyone in this call a homophobic, racist, and jitter?
Why are you talking? It's just a number on your fucking back!
Dude! What is wrong with you?
In my defense, I didn't think you could read yet.
Uh, it's fine.
Dude, what the fuck, man? You're actually fine.
I'm never letting Dante's host the fucking lobby ever again. Like, what the fuck?
I just want everyone to know that I'm a perfect human.
No, no, no, somebody run here.
Ah,
gather us, man.
Right.
It was just the other one.
Don't fuck.
Yep.
Oh,
classic
You are genuinely fingering them keep it up
Your mood, what makes you think that's a good high
Wow doesn't get found bro, I swear to God, I'm just leaving
Right, yeah, no I am oh my god, wait you clone yourself
Wait what the fuck?
Bro I can't find shit
Woah! Bro that's insane actually
Hold up, got someone around here
It's just insane right here
Wait does anyone have like really vibrant monitors?
I swear I can't see where I'm at
Alright, retile
Huh never mind. I can't even say what I have to say about your spot
Go rap. Oh, yeah. No say it say it say it. I just like you don't even have it right like you don't have the painting right
Yeah
Some what he's cooking what I mean that cloning as well world on the street is they oh my god
Cloning did you know it's so weird?
It's on its sensual game for the five get that I love you. Yo, isn't it kind of
Bro your fans called NON CONSENTIAL GECK!
Bro how you can play this?
Okay to be fair that guy gifted me 5 as well.
Ah he's killed him.
I'm a chill guy.
Sorry Muda with the highest life I got to go.
Yo uh, Maudley what made you decide to use Muda's most popular catchphrase on your back?
Bro, God forbid, God forbid a guy have inspiration, God forbid a guy have male role models like Mooder.
Why is there a whisper every 5 fucking seconds, who the fuck made this lobby?
Ah, relax, keep it down, will ya?
There's a whisper every 3 seconds!
It's every 30 seconds, you fucking spastic, keep it down, will ya?
Wait, what's the whistle around you?
No, I'm pretty sure there's one over here, dude.
Did you make three?
Yeah.
What the fuck is that about?
He's like three gingerbread man or some shit man.
Hold on.
You guys are on the wrong side of the map.
I'll say that.
Yeah, that's what I didn't hear a whistle.
Hold on.
We'll get him on this whistle.
Wait, listen up.
Oh.
I think he's definitely...
Wait.
right. Aha. No. Nice. Okay. Which are we doing now? Oh,
Dante's. I gotta go to work. I don't see my boys. All right.
You guys. Okay, guys, what if we get one? What do you mean
one last one? One last one. I'm gonna get my radio. I'm one
game off radio on Valor. I have to get my radio. No, Muda.
Nobody cares if you're raided and turn off, lock in on mecha-chameleon.
Alright, guys, what if we did a custom map?
The League of Legends map!
Which one do you want to do?
The Legends map is bad though.
It's like bugged.
Is it actually?
There's the A-Ram map, there's the Howling of this map.
The Howling of this map is bugged.
Is it?
The Summoner's Rift one is bugged.
Okay, we can do the Howling of this one if you want.
Yeah, we'll do the Howling of this one then.
Alright, let's try it.
Okay, we'll crank up the hiding time a little bit.
Let's run Howling of this.
Let's go.
Wait, quick down low.
Yeah, you gotta be challenging next year, you said no.
True, yeah true.
Alright, go! I'm ready.
I find Tasman Runtal, all you guys have to do is click on the box and then after you do subscribe.
Do you miss that?
How good.
Oh, this is about to be fucking crazy.
Right.
I am under full time.
Alright, nice.
This is so molested.
No, no.
This is so intellectually molested.
Wait, this map is crazy.
I already found my hunting spot, cool.
fuck is that? is that dead?
hello? bro how do I get up there?
I'll be right back, good luck finding me, have fun.
No!
No, that's the best one, chat.
right this map is is giant by the way so oh wait and you guys have three minutes
so I better be something good
this is the best one wait
I haven't even found where to hide yet.
Right, Dantez, you've got two minutes.
You're not actually holding the howling of this bloody, you're not actually playing
here, I'm...
Dude, wait.
You've been trying with that text, like what is this, man?
Right, I...
No, it's true, it's true.
Huh?
Bushes in this map suck, you literally can't hide in them.
Can't hide in bushes.
Boom, done.
right then right what the fuck is that what are we what are we giggling at what are we
having a nice giggle at lads wait what is on the bridge bro yeah man that's me hope i don't
full. Wait, this map is so big. This map is enormous. Like there's no way you'd find
us. Well, does Tenshi just do the same thing every time?
I went to go face, bro, but I had to color myself quick.
Dude, I can see something in the game. Bro, bro, I think you're talking in the game.
I'm talking in game but you can hit me in game mode!
I only found because you're talking in the game.
What?
What?
Oh that's fucked up.
Oh my god, classic, Dante's just cheating, classic.
Bro!
No, I actually put a lot of effort into this spot.
Wait, Dante's just pushing like round Lulu.
What is this, bro?
This map is just bloody enormous!
Why are you giggling bro, am I on to you?
No.
What is this?
Wait, will you hunter again?
I might never raise my fifth hunt, apparently, I don't know dude.
Crazy orangey.
I went with non-controversial text, man, I like, you know, it's all about love.
I respect.
It's important to have love in your heart.
Right, well who is this Donny?
ah someone thinks they're funny whistling man
someone thinks they're a little little jokester
BOOM WUDU we can't be fucking serious with how you dead bear
I'm literally just thinking about this right now like you're just spicking your ass out everywhere man
I don't think that's a joke
I don't know
I don't know
what?
Brian hit a fucking whistle
Where's that phantasm that did not get caught yet?
Cause that is a bad spot.
Bro, I literally did like nothing.
I'm just some fucking shit on the floor that I'm not found.
Am I not even hidden?
Yeah, but this map isn't going to go hard.
Like this shit everywhere.
We should be whistling a little bit more.
This is like custom, right?
Give us a cute whistle, will ya lads?
Well, you're about to get one.
Maybe you should sit in place and wait.
it's cancel and there's two whistles at the same time man bro bro are you blinds are you
blinds are you blinds are you blinds are you blinds are you blinds are you blinds are you
blinds are you my chat was my entire chat is flaming me for my thing and you can't find
me that's crazy
not found phantasm this is pissing me off are you serious focus focus okay focus
I'm spamming my whistle again focus up
oh you're calling me focus the fuck oh my god rustles around here the rustle I
based on his points rustle is here he's somewhere in the middle dude fuck knows
where man like I've heard the whistle
Are you serious?
Bro, where are you?
I'm right here!
Like, are you just like...
You're on the crab, baby?
Dude, can't hear where the whistle's coming from.
I can't because you've got loud, obnoxious voices all of you!
Look, listen to it.
I'm leaving me!
I can't!
Oh, Fanta make some noise, bro.
Bro, I have mixed noise, bro.
Make more noise, I'm recording.
Yep.
I'm making a little noise, bro.
Fuck this map, man.
Nice, man, whatever.
Like, I actually don't care.
Bro, no one is ever finding me.
You guys are fucked.
Yeah, well played, you fucker.
I have 3,000 points right now.
Thank you, Wotlis.
worries dude it's so bad but you don't see it guys wait wait till you see what I
was I'm gonna go do their spot review look up oh my god yeah I can never
Yeah, bro.
Dude, you're literally cheating, man.
Bro, you're like...
It's not cheating!
Zero points on death.
You learned the world up, bro.
Everyone's up to you.
Yo, come on, guys. What the fuck?
Okay, we need to do a smaller map.
Who knows, we're gonna fight the fuck with that.
Appreciate you, bro.
Yeah, I got shot like six times and no one found me, bro.
Alright, guys, that was my last one.
No!
Val-
No!
I know!
I already lost, I already lost.
Join back now and get Valorant people to join Swinvia 10.
I already, ooooh, that's not a bad show.
But bro, I, I gotta get my radio, I don't know what to do.
Bro, nobody cares about you getting Radiant.
Get on Mecha Communion, I'm dead live.
Muda, Muda, Muda, okay, listen.
Muda, back in the day, before we didn't know you were a cheater, it was cool.
Now it's like, eh, who cares?
Just play some Mecha Communion.
Muda, that's a good fact.
Dude, Muda, ever since you went traded to Rank 1 on NA and Europe,
It's like your bank has lost all me that's not even possible. I would have got banned. I didn't even get banned
Yes, you did you got banned for a month. That's why you went variety for exactly 30 days. Call it how it is
People
Hello Shirley, you still have the Valorant kids no?
No I don't, I inspected them in million years
What do you mean? The Valorant kids loved you
Bro, Russell, what the fuck is that?
What? What's the problem bro?
If I did this I'd be banned on the floor
Wait, is it over 4th of July? I didn't even know
What do you guys do for the 4th of July?
Play Mecha Chameleon
Jerk off
What the fuck is on the 4th of July?
It's America independence.
Reptile, you're not celebrating American independence.
Listen to you.
Yeah, sorry, I'm racist.
America is very important, so you need to know everything about us, please.
Yeah, no one's on Valorant.com, I'm gonna be honest.
Everyone that's on the Valorant.com is Valorant Only Shimmers.
Okay, so tell them to join.
Tell them it's time for a ride.
Well, trust me, that's like not possible, that's like going on a ride.
Muda there must be a ton of valor and shimmers I'd really like you just saw him to join
So are we taking like a little bit? Can I have a pee break?
Okay guys, who can we get
dude okay do we actually need like more friends like you don't have any more
friends no Russell you get friends do you have any yeah okay that was not
very convincing well now now Mooda's gone you can get grubby back
no it's true actually right he only left because Mooda joined he didn't know what to play with Mooda
We're low-key, maybe
Let's see
Guys, there's no way make it sound aggressive tell him all crubby. You were so you were so right
You were so right about mood and we kicked him so you can come back. Please good boy. It's a good cell
Okay, guys two guys guys guys. There's no way that nobody has friends here. Who can we bring in?
I'm missing people right now. It's so to pop and I just message Jesse
I was wrong, I muted it, sorry I didn't mute it.
Wait, Phantasm, tell Aggrin to join.
What? Aggrin is, yeah bro, he will show companies.
Wait guys, do you think if I called JD he'd be down?
I'm gonna ask him right now and see what he says.
Do you think he would be down?
or get Kesha in I lost Kesha fuck it man I asked her that only he's down though I
don't need any on a man I don't know I want to be the lobby with you and
Kesha together I'll be real man because the thing is that Jinx he's like
reacting to video normally he uploads these I don't need be done right now
ranked 5 lobby after this growing grow up no what do you mean ranked 5 he's gonna
watch World Cup. Oh, is he really? Trash. Okay, so you rather play some solo queue bro,
like I saw you play yesterday. Yeah, I don't want to play. Because you were playing against
Wynch time. Yeah, Leeds shit all the way. Fucking Christ. Oh, Leeds really shit. You know,
it's way, way, way better. WC is only in an hour, but the World Cup really.
I
Asked how the one thought I was on library nothing
Let me see and fucking anything instead break that ass in my cookie lol cookie live right now
Like I could ask my lucky me Dave mon
That does you know if I cookie lol
I know I'm fucking with you don't worry bro wait is I think I still say okay okay so who
can we get them here I'm here I'm here well so are any of your friends down to play bro
dude okay one of my friends just said no I'm asking another one to see if they say yes
just just threaten suicide say you're gonna kill yourself if they don't okay you're like
Humbler, though.
Humbler is basically Mudo.
No, it's Humbler's fifth day off of the week.
He's not down.
Ah, bro.
Nice.
Dude, two people should know to me.
Bro, Russell, it's because you're not being aggressive enough.
Tell them you have their parents at gunpoint,
and if they don't turn that down,
they don't want to know what happens next.
All right, did you ask Grubby?
I'll go ask Grubby, fuck it, man.
Yeah, you can ask Grubby, tell him what is going on.
Fuck it, man.
I'll ask Robby why not?
Wait did he actually cause muddle us here?
I thought he was going to go here
Ask Sing Sing maybe the one hour following thing is down?
Or else here?
I mean he's mid game right now so I don't think I'm joining him
Like good
But is he in the stream or Bobby or not?
He wouldn't, I doubt he'll be joining
He's first time in fresh game
Cause I don't know if he's playing with all the V2 players
I don't know if he's playing with all the V2 players
Right what are these gimp masks man?
And fight Katy Perry as you don't
But there's no way it can be this hard to assemble like 10 streamers in a mecha chameleon game, right?
Like you are dog says just fucking say something to somebody bro
Dude what the fuck do you want me to say?
Say hey, I'm
I'm gonna kill your parents if you don't get on like a chameleon. This is your strat. I believe in you bro.
Actually not a bad shout. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He asked me to play, he said, what? We need a slave to do the fucking lobbies. Cheers man.
That's sick. Wait, no, because I saw him just reacting. Yeah, I saw reacting.
I saw him like near the dinosaur.
like you can get like playing aggar in
uh... just hop on ranked 5s bro, just hop on ranked 5s
what about her at the age of vampires guy?
grow up
what can you grow up?
he is doing an aggro to me!
by no way
i think no way will apply to me
fuck dude
i really might be dead bro
Bro, there are 30 streamers in this discord. Nobody's joining. Wow.
How about we add everyone?
Yeah, I already tried that earlier. It didn't work.
Oh, you did? Okay, fuck.
I'm super excited to get on it.
I mean, why don't we just plan it? We could plan it better, but tomorrow we could set it up.
We could plan it properly. We could say, hey, everyone be here. We're playing this time. Hop on.
Well, I can't wait for GTA 6.
Maybe get some more foes.
Aloys are back in a couple of days. No, we can get Aloys in a couple of days time.
He said it he said come on discord. Did he actually I'm not joking when I say this all the people I know are saying no
Where's fourth of July? No, this is boy. Surely surely well you guys are baiting me
I mean is something you guys are baiting my rivals thing some people'd rather play Mario like
But there's no way anybody would rather play Mario than this
Yeah, he's a speedrunner, bro. So like he loves that shit
Right.
Okay, let's just do small maps.
When people see that we're all having fun and they're going to want to join because
of our aura.
Okay, we can do like one more and if no one joins in, joins in after that.
If no one spawns in, how about we run it back tomorrow?
Sounds good.
Wait, I know you love that convenient.
I know how I can tell in your voice how little you want to play League.
Please let me play anything but League.
Don't make me do that messaging with everyone right now with the grab your response here. No
But he's he's he started new game. He's like playing like fresh new game that it like first timing out. He's not joining
In like 20 minutes dealers in 20 minutes, okay, we two in here
No, no, we can't do V2 he's been on Twitch. I got one. No, no, he's never know
Okay, then we get to do that then
Like if every, I saw something like, you can get to 10 and it's good.
Pink board?
Wait, I'm like, Fagery, fuck it, deal, I'm like, Fagery.
But he's like, it's two minutes in game, fuck.
Okay, what else could I ask?
Um...
Well, let me ask Alas if he wants to play Mecha Chameleon.
I see the after two games, he wants a mod review.
Wait, we got two people, two people just joined.
Wait, who?
Hello?
Alright, okay.
Yo, what's up?
Yeah, what's up?
That's both my pools, by the way.
Both my pools.
Hello, nice to meet all of you.
What's up, Sany?
How are you guys doing?
Good, you?
I'm doing great.
OK, so it's Sany and who else?
E.D. Roth.
Sany and E.Z. Roth is who I got.
OK, nice.
All right, guys, the lobby is in chat.
OK, so we're going to be eight.
You guys just rest the lobby.
Good shit, Russell.
Wait, where's the lobby?
It's in the general in general. It's the screenshot. Oh
No, none of us have friends, bro
Do my voice is gone man
And I'm going to a concert in like three hours like I'm a bot. So wait, are you are you sick right now?
So you're saying you're a super spreader. Are you spreading the haunted by yes? I don't care
Son it's gonna join a mecha chameleon lobby bro. Yeah, it's not the
What ask ask me the gold and Antonio mm-hmm. I'm going simply
Yeah, oh yeah, I was invited to the
Chica mate
Okay, what map are we gonna do do you guys want to like a we could do like locate the painting one again
Yeah, I know what you're talking about, man.
Wait, Dante, can you...
Wait, I just heard a comment.
You can invite him to Discord.
Real comment here. Dante seems so nice.
It's a shame his voice makes you want to mute the stream.
Yo, Russell, you don't want me to read my real comments, though?
Yo, Russell.
I don't I don't want you to read your comments actually you're doing this you're playing with Russell that guy's been jamming my 15 year old sister for last four months
yo what the fuck that's not true
yo Russell you gotta stop doing that shit I thought you quit bro I thought you quit
no you never done that I thought you were out there shit
never done that okay that's never happened
weirdo oh shit okay we have a joint that bro low key that's been there's been so
many so many people is recently no that was like a mega dead face of like two
years no P2s and now it's like it's like
dancers cookie no no it's as a renaissance there's a P2 renaissance
not good it's good but definitely in the midst of a pedophilic renaissance I'd
I'd say there's a beat of expose every week right now. No, it's crazy out there
Bro in league right now, it's it's crazy
So only missing easy rod and then we have eight
Yeah, what do you guys use in game chat? You can use this cord. No, no use this for the end game chat doesn't work properly
I must they fix it recently
I think it's like 50 50. It's like depends on the vibes
Discord lads
Also, probably there's this new map where it's like you're on top of an art gallery looking down
And then everyone just like yeah, can you get that one?
I'll see what I can do. I'll run it around. Do you know what's called? I know
Well, that's okay. We're in that fucking goal. It's fucking go wait
We need find the map when you find the map and then we go museum looking down. What do you mean, dude?
Like like it's like it's like you might find it. Yeah, sir. You see him
Let me see it's like a top-down view. Yeah, oh, okay. I'm searching art museum
Give us a clue guys give us a little clue here, maybe
We don't play with calorie
It's our museum like bro
Wait, someone says called Waldo
Waldo
Where's where's Wally where's where's
Yeah, where's Waldo where's Waldo?
Well, I'll be real with you lads. There's there's no maps called Waldo. There's Wally
Okay, we'll just do the art gallery map then for now.
Do regular art gallery.
If someone can find the name for next game, we'll do it.
Okay, we'll do regular art gallery.
And also, Loki, okay.
Click download and you'll be in.
So I said we start off with like a regular and then afterwards we go in faction.
Who wants to be a hunter then?
Whoever wants it bro, I like hiding.
Bro, what is this dollop?
I want to be a hunter.
I have some 5 hunting rounds.
Get me out.
Is it doing all of the instructions?
Sorry, I'm processing your question.
Alright, at the Oryx, 70 Months of Back,
8 and 10, 20 Months of Back.
You know what, Suntime viewers here,
I'd love to join the lobby.
I saw a scene in Bite, but I got you.
7 and 10 Months of Back,
7 and 10 Months of Back,
Jem, I saw the Prime of the Soul,
White Man there with 30 Months.
I think it's true, a lot of blood.
Did everyone get that?
Did everyone get that?
I didn't know whether it worked or not.
Oh, shit.
I got my mistake.
Whoops.
I think, well, the game's full-starting, so because everyone finished, there is no way
to stop the game, so this is unlucky.
Everyone in?
Yep.
Hello?
Fuck!
Fuck!
Why am I a hunter, bro?
Well, this is the worst shit ever.
Yeah.
Well, I can make my skin look cool at least.
Okay, we've got our matching skins.
What are we doing?
Okay, let's do SpongeBob.
Pick a SpongeBob character.
Oh, nice.
OK, guys, I have some unfortunate news for you all.
I might have accidentally leaked the lobby code,
but you're all in game, so it shouldn't be an issue, right?
Oh, my god.
GG.
We're all in game, so it's good.
Whoops.
This does not look like Mr. Krabs.
Dude, it looks like some kind of demonic entity.
No, no, no.
Keep running with it.
I think it's gonna look like a Backroom Skyrim character by the end of it.
Yo, hello?
Mr. Krabs have a show.
Yo!
Who just joined?
Yo, I'm finishing my league game.
I'm in that join.
Okay.
Dude.
Like, I don't know how comfortable I am playing with like, so many league players.
Like, you guys were like...
I was just about to say the same thing.
All bad people.
And like, all known for being bad people.
So it's like...
I'm sure you can I really be around until I'm like
Bad person Russell. I'm a good person. How does it devil, you know, Russell?
We've all seen your leaked Google Doc, bro. Like you don't have to pretend
We gotta bring up the comments again, bro. I've seen it too
No, no one's seen that we're all good. Oh good here everybody. Yeah
Everybody's chill go find that what the fuck are you doing man?
I can't move
Keep happening
What is this?
Are you supposed to be fucking spongebob?
Yeah, how's it looking?
It's because I need to get my hat
That's the only reason why it looks weird right now
Oh my god
What is that pink thing in the bottom?
That's my tongue
Hold on
Okay
Nice! Alright, I'm SpongeBob.
Alright, I'm Mr. Krabs.
You're gonna hit his left.
Alright, we gotta lock in. We gotta lock in.
Here we go.
Wait, what? What does it again? Art?
Yeah, this one is Art Guy, so we actually gotta lock in, or it's fucked.
Oh my voice is so fucked. Okay.
I'm checking Mona Lisa first. There's always someone on the Mona Lisa
Oh my god, wait dad only anybody's hiding in this fucking room wait that is like
What the fuck is the point? What is that supposed to be bro?
The
We choose in our gallery mob two people aren't even a part of the fucking arts the fuck is this boy?
It's too hot
Human in the art I guess we're gonna find you next bro. Just cuz you said some dumb shit
Oh, yeah, I'm looking around. I'm finding someone just give me like nine five seconds
Sit back see if I can get a quick jerk sesh out while you guys are fucking Russell you don't real art
You know that you don't real art. Yeah, it's cold
Is somebody in this fucking artist like where are you? Oh
Who's in here heard a fucking whistle
Is he in the room with you?
I heard it.
Mmm.
What the fuck?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What the fuck?
Dude, what?
Unless they're over here on this side?
Oh, one down.
Wait.
Don't worry about that, man.
Oh, wait, no one's here!
No one's here!
So who's even left easy?
I mean, I like one of these boats the goat is last alive
Who would I think it
Yeah, I think one of them is very very
No Russell you're a bitch you let you do that
No, I just stepped on a fucking leg or hurt though. I don't I don't
Nice boat J dad 504 arrived
That's only invited as well really
Yeah, that's a W invite by the way. It's nowhere near me. I hear no whistle part of the stringing collective OS. Yes
Was I actually did that? Yes
It was so 19 seconds everybody quiet there's no way this spot
You're just gonna scream again, bro
This will be screaming again. You're getting fucking insa booted
I feel like you're not even on a painting.
What do you mean the worst possible time? I'm alive right now.
There's a security camera?
What? Wait.
Bro, what?
Yo, am I retarded?
This game used to be fun whenever the seekers were actually trying, I will say.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wait, this game used to be fun whatever the seekers were actually trying I will say oh
You're are you a painting? No, yeah, he's got to be here. He's right here. That's what I am. I'm a painting
Would you just spray and paint just spray and pray?
Yo
fucking get it
I'm a painting, not a painting, guys
I feel like I'm fucking droid
Oh my god, I'm so angry
What the fuck?
How did I not see that?
It's so ass!
Yo, what the fuck?
Right
Whoa
Oh my god
Oh dear, dear
Looky, looky fuck our gallery. Yeah, like your only option is be a painting. No, well, like yeah
Well, that's what makes it that's what makes it fun, bro
Can we do it again?
Wait, did the only girls leave dude Jada no way that even start don't even start that you're playing Jada. Oh my god
Yeah, we need new code, no? I told it.
No, we're just getting quickly for anyone else. Like, just getting quickly.
Go, go, go.
Get in! Get the fucking lobby!
What's going on, man? What's going on?
Okay, do you guys believe in that or something different?
I'm trying to pull up. I'm trying to pull up.
Okay, okay, getting quickly. I got a bit of a freaky map for you.
Wait, how do you know Russell? How do you know Russell, that is?
He hinted me in a league tournament not too long ago
I don't think it's that league tournament. I performed very well actually for my rank
Does it mean throw? Like you just your bad? Yes it does right right?
I actually overperformed if anything wait Russell I have an IRL stream idea for you
Wait you've been there right now, no?
Okay, what is it bro?
You just have a pinata and you give eight of your most loyal viewers a fucking baseball bat with nails inside it
You see how long you can survive?
No, you should.
That's a good idea.
You got good ideas.
Dude, they actually would love that, too.
Fuck off.
Right now, there's anyone not in.
Is anyone not in?
Wait, I'm trying to join.
I'm trying to join.
Hold up.
This is so funny about that.
I'm walking right now, bro.
Bro, you're not doctors, I think.
That's just like a Greek God type of life.
You're like a honeybun type of life right now.
I'll beat you in a push-up fade, bro.
Shut up.
Bro, I'm an arbitrary, bro.
You're not beating me up.
I'll probably beat you in a push-up fade, to be honest.
I'd actually beat you in a push-up fade, to be honest.
I'll make a push-up for you, Russell.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
You are 15-20.
You're 15-20.
You got it, Mark.
Russell, I've a YouTube video idea for you.
How many drive-by shootings could I survive?
Oh
You should try that
Hello hello
I'm trying to figure out how to join, fuck, wait, um...
You just do what it says, join private lobby, and then you make sure you're the only kid.
So you just do join private lobby, and then you put the name in the password.
I have been daily dallying for a bit too long, so I'm starting in 30 seconds.
Okay, click on steam everyone go to steam. Yeah, click on mecha chameleon
Okay, do you see in the middle of your screen where it says workshop? Yep, right click on workshop
What it's not name
This one is called mecha museum
So it's pipe in Nus E and they'll come up on the on the right scroll down a little bit
It'll be on the right mecha museum. You guys see that
with the planets yep yeah yeah yeah yeah click on the little little magnifying
glass and the bottom left click subscribe and you'll be good to go all
right yep did everyone get that yep I got it no can you make ten it oh yeah
slower next time okay we got some slow kids in the back it's fine fine go to
Library click on a chameleon. Are you guys there kidding? I'm just kidding. Well, some people are not kidding
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not in yet
Well one one fella look it you don't the game doesn't name and shame you do we got one bloke who's not quite not quite locked in
Yeah
Scroll down
Muse and me you see into the search bar. Mm-hmm. It's called Bob Ross. Oh
Yeah, oh
Yeah, oh my god, no magnifying glass and it's called Bob Ross joy of painting
Okay, I'll get that and then we can do that afterwards
Yeah, click on that click on click on that and then on the bottom left subscribe you got a dollar and a dollar. Yeah
All right, we got there in the end. Oh
Good job girly pot. Okay. No
No, I like the body types, I like the one type of JTOP
Pushups is equal to anyone's normal like 10
Alright, what does that even mean?
What does that mean?
Oh, because it doesn't say 500 pounds
Exactly
No!
Are you fucking joking?!
Haha, we're gonna see if you can prove it!
Let's go!
Bro, I've been Hunter twice in a row, there's no way this game is being serious right now
Bro, I've been on the five-time combat
Bro, if you can't go, let's see that
That is you're the apex predator, bro. You gotta see
Oh
All right, that's it. These are these are our prey. Okay, we need to have me get matching skins go
He matches games I could do skins. Yeah, you know, oh I could paint myself. Oh, yeah, I got that. I'm gonna put it
Okay, okay, I should have a smaller
You're never finding it Russell like glitched out the map he just gonna sit there
I'm not looking at this shit anymore.
Dude exactly my 20 pieces like there are 5 pieces of this shit, god damn 30 more seconds
bruh.
Yeah but it doesn't feel that long when you're one of the people painting like when you're
when you're searching it's like okay fuck me but like when you're painting it's
like it's on enough yeah that's true oh no so much knowledge in that little
mind of yours okay not giving me the right color this game you just in
spacebar not I'm doing it but it's literally not the right color
all right that's a good spot oh fuck sinny sinny just like not even trying to
backseat but that black means a little bit of detail on it am I sure
what the fuck I just what the fuck you go to his tits brother I'm worried about a
uh... there's what i do you don't look at me pussy
but what the fuck
somebody in here
yo check the roof with how much was so was often is probably up on the roof for
some shit
uh... my god we're still thinking about it
he can't fit on the roof
i'm over wrestle guys let's move on from him
Yeah, it might be the worst fucking...
This shit already should be in the spot, man.
I can't even find it in my pants.
Yo, what?
That's not good creative.
I got a distant car.
I'm the wrong body type. You feel big?
They're a fucking dinosaur.
What the fuck is it, everyone?
never getting fun
did you
wait Russell you have such a good spot
yo
fuck
wait where is he where is he
right
it's so good
oh my god
I'll get a million fucking years and I wouldn't find him
wait wait
what
no
stupid
oh shit
no
yo is Jada trolling
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
Jada is a bot
I was about you the spot this is so bad to weather fuck
How are you alive? What are these spots?
What
I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at my points kid go
Okay, who's next just saying we have a league player and IRL streamers a secret like there's no way they're gonna get this shit
it's really just over GG so your shit's cheating bro crazy I don't even know where you're at
it's not cheating man it's just you know yo russie fuck nice I fuck with it heavy I like
Who's next
18 seconds
Is a fucking robot what the
Wait five seconds, hold on we fucking could
what okay now it's gotta be like I would be really lucky guys you're not
finding the rest maybe one of them what the fuck you're not well there's one
yeah one you're definitely finding this fella dude what you're definitely
finding this one face is a robot too okay a bunch of droids what a bunch of
fucking droids wait oh my god he's looking right at me what my dumb my
I know, I went to somebody's body.
Look at me, I went to somebody's body.
I hear you, I like, what the fuck?
Shoot the dog, shoot the dog.
You are genuinely prepared to see your asshole.
Like, you are genuinely spread wide open, man.
You are getting stretched out.
I shoot it, what?
Show what?
Do you not hear the whistle?
Easy run, I don't know how they have not seen the whistle.
That's what I'm saying, this spot spot is so bad.
I don't get it bro.
It's all about positioning guys.
No!
Nice!
No!
Okay, good.
Nice, you got all the people over there, so now we move on, move to a different spot.
Alright, thank god they haven't found me in the aquarium yet.
Who is this okay? Jada come on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, what the fuck
Wait three seconds is actually went to the aquarium. I actually went to the aquarium like are you actually
Everybody lied to you
I
You can't even see this game!
You can't even see this game!
I'm not a shit-spot, you guys are a shit-spot.
It's inside of the skeleton.
You can't even see this game!
It's an unplayable spot, there's no way you can...
How would you even get up there?
You just caught up.
This map is OP, got it though.
Yeah, I like that map again.
I like that map.
You guys are my adults, thank you for the games.
Appreciate you guys.
Have fun, have fun.
I
Excuse me, bro Russell you're the new mood after that one bro. Let's get this back. That's not that was not cheating bro
You like J. Boolean's twin, okay, relax
If I told you you were a twin of you wouldn't like that
But you guys like have a force was first or like a yeah force whistle is on force whistles every 30 seconds
Okay dog spots over new spot here we go
Oh my god, what am I doing?
you.
Welcome to the lobby man.
Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much bro. Thank you.
So I asked.
And you don't want it?
I like that better.
This is awful.
Oh my god.
I can't even wait two minutes without fidgeting.
What?
Holy fuck dinosaur shut the fuck up pussy
All right, this is a guy spot. I'm gonna check
No, oh I got so scared
I thought you know when it's time to dog again man.
I don't smell so cliche, Russell overused it.
Yeah bro, there aren't a lot of people in the dog right now.
Oh my god, what a beautiful detail by Russell.
some of these spots are unplayable man
you're not finding some people
so you said i'm doing
not yet i'm still finishing
it's a good map, it's a chill map
you guys go to many museums
i do see a lot of live museums, that was cool
Yeah, what is it? What did you learn? What did you learn at the museum?
Claude Monnet was a live museum.
Give us one thing you learned.
It's about his life. I really don't remember because I went there like three years ago.
You don't remember anything.
Uh, Claude Monnet was German.
That sounds like a great trip to the museum you had.
That's like one of those things that you go there for the experience and you're not really trying to learn much, you know?
That's no they just power doesn't help but I don't learn I see why I agree with that just like certain things aren't worth learning too much
You know, yeah fair enough. No, I feel you dude. I feel you
Wait, can you guys
Dude
Okay, I'll tell you right now. Two of the people are completely unfindable. It's it's unplayable for you guys
You know you can freak out
You can look around your ones like I and I do I think you're you're supposed to get done
That's what it's fine. I feel like we're getting close enough to where I can be honest with you
Like as a good person your spots fucking dog shit literally the worst spot of everybody
Yo dealers, Russell's right there!
Yeah, I know, but I don't.
Oh my God! Oh my God, what a dude!
I wanna- dude! I wanna-
I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it.
But what's the point of playing with that man in front of you?
I don't mind, sorry.
It's a set of game, impossible.
What the fuck is that thing?
I'm not serious, bro!
Why are we on fire, bro?
What the fuck is that shit?!
What are you doing?
It's a good day.
Oh!
What's that?
Oh my god!
What the fuck is that thing there from RAD?!
Wait, you guys are really cheating.
You guys are really cheating.
You guys are really cheating.
I'm going to throw him on the floor.
Oh my god, guys.
No, Russell, Russell, I actually got cheats off Muda.
He can't ask for his new Muda, bro.
You cannot shoot him.
You're actually, dude.
OK, no deal with you.
Stand up, stand up real quick.
Stand up.
Go straight.
I'm going to get Fini.
Straight ahead of me.
Go straight.
Just walk straight.
I'm not there bruh he's lying to you I'm not there
Russell Russell Russell your death will be celebrated by more people than the 4th of July
I'm a piece of shit dude, this guy's gonna get all my spots!
Yeah, can someone give hints like I haven't been in a while?
Yeah, I'm blind, bro.
Oh, there is no way.
He's lighting.
Where are you?
Oh.
Yo!
That's a consensual gig with the five!
get that
Dude non-constitutional gank is going everywhere non-consensually
Russell Russell you need to actually stay sorry for cheating though. That was
No
It's not for a leader or a hero.
Dude.
I mean.
That's me.
That's me.
I was on the whole time.
Yeah, he was.
I was like, I was like, you're like, fucking, right?
I'm out.
What's it?
What's it?
Bob Ross.
All right.
Bob Ross.
All right.
That's a really good map, too.
Well, quickly.
It's like, it's huge and you're all you're on the place board and then the killers are
above and they're shitting you know Russell Russell new video idea for you
taste testing every brand of rap poison
you got good ideas bro one sub is one sip
all right we'll do a rap poison a thong
I
The hunters like raised in the air or what?
You gotta be an artist
Thank God I am right. I found I found three people
What?
Oh, that way.
That was.
I'm going to get y'all.
I'm probably going to give Russell first, because, you know.
Because of what, bro?
You know.
That's it.
I mean, it's just like, it's kind of hard to not see him, bro.
I'm glad that everyone actually feels so strongly about me,
because I think that it builds character, you know?
Wait, there's a new video idea.
Yeah, what's up?
Salad muckbang.
I think I'd rather die, actually.
Bro, it just tastes as every single vegetable.
No, I'd rather have someone come in and gun me down
right now than take a salad taste test.
Me and my whole family take us all out
before I do a salad taste test.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Wait a minute.
That shit was leaked.
I don't have enough time. Yeah,
you gotta do so much detail on
this. Yeah, no one gave us time.
We're the lobby leader is a
little brain dead, but it's okay.
150 seconds is enough time.
Keep it that way.
Yeah, he did. You get the video
on it, bro. Is it as you and
your chubby fingers?
That might be the problem.
Is it true you would slam everybody up for a burger?
I would, I would, I'd, yeah, for sure, a hundred percent.
No, wait, don't start, please don't start guys, I'm not ready, please don't start, please don't start.
I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you. Wait, what the fuck?
Oh, hell no! What the fuck is this shit?
Yeah, I've fallen lads.
Wait, I'm so confused, what?
I don't have time.
I, I, yeah, actually don't have enough time, it's over, GG.
Some people aren't painted, look quickly, get them quick.
Can you guys be in the sky, you can't, right?
No, we can't be in the sky.
We can't be above you, we cannot be above you.
How?
Yeah, fuck this game, we don't give no time, we don't give no time, we don't give no time.
There's absolutely no way, like, I'm just trying to-
No!
There's just no way.
Bro, it's easy, like, what do you mean?
It's like you guys are good. We just need more time. We need more time
Take that as well I came to watch thank you
bang
I'm drinking I think this map is up. I think this guy's I think
Everyone's painted pretty well the people who are not dead. I've painted very well
I'm not paying it very well, bro. You're putting too much credit
I want to see the other ones
Reptiles is really good
I'm blind
Oh
Keep it down
The other two I don't think that's how it gets found. I'm just gonna say that I don't think it gets found
Well, there's no way I'm not getting found man, so shit. Oh
My god, it's like we go say this I believe I got
Me like
I'm so ugly right now guys. I'm so ugly. My spot's so bad. It's so
Oh my god.
Feel the foot.
Yep.
Bride.
They haven't even come over here yet.
I got that.
I gave it away.
Oh, guys, I feel so ugly today.
Yo.
Oh, you're beautiful, bro.
You're beautiful.
He is gobbling up.
You're beautiful.
Thanks, guys.
You're a mad beautiful wrestler.
Oh my god.
Popping out some jaw.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
Popping out some Josh right now. Oh my god, it's Jdeb looking at the sky. Oh
Yeah, I don't I don't know what he doing, bro
In each spot is so ugly. Oh, I'm so
Oh
Run this one again
We can oh
This is Tom Tez's map he said he wanted the bro I thought it would go crazy
Direct your time. It is a good map. We need more time
Guys, I literally am rank one mech and chameleon. They made a fucking article about me on Forbes
I think you're not really good at that
Okay, so I'm a liar then, so I'm a liar
Yes, you are a fucking liar
You are a fucking liar
You're a liar, piece of shit
Alright dude, we'll do it one more time
You don't have 30 more seconds, right?
IT'S ON ENOUGH
Give us a minute, give us a minute, give us a minute longer
So all this shit we're gonna get caught first
I
On my soul I swear to God we will actually survive this round if you give us a minute
Oh, I love it. I get long ten right
I'm gonna be hunter. I'm gonna find your ass first. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, someone else get in there fast
Fuck yeah
I
Nice, okay
Well, I didn't get hundreds to be people in the middle
Wait, okay, so
We should all just hide together
Let's hide in one spot
So where you at? Actually, I have a really good hiding spot
Well, that's that's what I was thinking. Yeah, no, Russell, you're not surviving this round. I'm gonna make sure of it
bro I'm s- oh my god how do you remove your fucking decoy thing?
very surely you'll fuck with the decoy
yo how do you remove it? I think I- I see the X to remove the X
so I'm gonna make sure you lose this round I'm not losing
there you will
appreciate you darting you know
I don't know.
Now that I have more time, oh my god, I'm gonna be so detailed.
Are you are you really are you really?
Shut the fuck up Russell.
What the fuck are you all that time just you're not you're not sleeping this round. I don't care.
No, leave us.
No, I'm not.
No, leave.
Right come to my house at least get closer, please just a little closer. I don't do I don't do roughness. I don't do roughness
No, bro. Just like just like just like under me
Just get under just get under
Yeah, like like this. No, no, like like what are you talking about legs, bro?
This is a horrible spot. Yeah, I know
Oh, you're fucking there.
I'm not staying.
Relax.
Strong.
Now Russell spots go did.
Are you talking about yourself in person?
Has no one else will talk about me.
There's always this is trash, but no, I got a good idea.
Alright, if I get found, actually stream sniping by the way.
There is no way I'm getting home.
I'm probably going to give up everything around so far.
I'm probably going to give up this bar, to be honest.
Where for where bar for bar I done did it.
Like, would I not even hear anymore and we're still getting streams now if it's crazy?
Okay, somebody's just standing there.
Jada, what the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, I give up.
I give up. I fucking grouped my completely. Holy shit.
Jada, you have 20 seconds left for him.
I'm good, bro
Are you bugged I don't understand no I'm not standing there what you need I'm good
Okay, yeah, oh I save this
If you want to get rid of your clone you can hit X by the way for anyone who doesn't know
the break this is great great try out data man really really good watch lady
guys pay attention to the paintings please this is pay attention to detail
Hello cat. Oh my mom said I have to get off. I yelled too much. I'll see you guys later.
Oh, save her.
Wait, is he serious? Does he actually like get off?
Wait, did he actually fucking leave?
Yo, this guy's been screaming too much.
Did anyone actually miss me though, for real? Like, did you guys actually miss me for a second?
No, no.
Well, there's no way you guys haven't found me yet. I have the worst bottom.
No!
Haha on my screen you were standing up on your shame apparently you were laying down. Yeah, I was laying down, bro
I'm letting you know that it was bugged and you were standing up on everyone's screen
I was not insulting you don't get to the fucking chimp it out bro. All right. I was just
Okay
yeah you get hypey for nothing you know the fuck I am from boxing I'm locked
in bro I've never been this locked in oh my god bro reptile bro I'm not gonna
ask myself about the hotels but no I'm not gonna ask about what yeah because
bro Russell he he was born in 2009
what the fuck is that
that's just what it tells the victims
dealers you're not even close to college
they don't even need them
dealers dealers dealers dealers
Oh my god!
Did you even try like currently?
Bro I fucked up my spot the last second and I'm still so happy.
Yo!
Bro you guys are actually, I don't know.
What?
What are we?
I don't think that spot's not bad actually.
No you didn't.
To be honest, like Dina's is the best spot.
It's so bad.
Oh my god.
You can't even see it.
She's wrapping the shit. Yeah, not the spot is actually
But how they don't see they wish know what happened in 2009 dude. No, I don't
What happened in 2009? I don't know what happened in 2009
I was I was born in 2000. Oh my old
That's all
like I was like I was born like a year before 9-11 guys
well I think I'm the youngest person that was born in 2007
no you know you're loud on this guy
I was born in 2007
well yeah I was born in 2007 just because they'd have ruts for 2007
dude what the fuck does that even mean don't even look
I don't even wanna look that up. I don't even wanna look that up.
Bro, there's no way this is actually working.
You don't see Dante's room?
I don't know. I don't see anything.
No, it's a good spot. I'll get it.
It is, it is.
Oh my god, we're gonna make it.
Dante's is good.
Oh my god.
No, Razzle was 32.
Guys, just like listen to the whistle and just look where it is and you'll find him.
But you won't find Senna though.
Yo!
Oh my god!
No!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Easy run!
Easy run!
No!
5k points!
No!
They're right above him!
Oh my god!
That was good.
That was good.
Oh my god!
That was good, that was good.
Are you kidding me?
Rawr.
That's good, that's good.
He's two paintings.
Yeah, I know.
I was like, wait, what if I actually just
tried getting in the middle?
Wait, what was it?
What was the easy one?
What were you standing up?
Sunny.
I was near the water.
Oh, not bad.
Fuck this map.
Boy, you're good.
That was good.
What?
Okay, so which map do you run now bikini bottom? Oh, the key button is fine. The key bottom is a good one
All right, we're kidding out not not much time for more someone else can host I gotta go to bed though lads
What do you mean go to bed? It's like 9 10 p.m. No, I could go in a bit lads. I don't go to bed and grow up
Oh
Are you gonna go to bed early on fucking America's birthday, bro?
They don't they don't celebrate this time cuz they got
All right
Please we keep bottom right Russell going to Hunter circle bread to I don't want to be pleased. I'm a I'm a kid
bro they have three and a half minutes to hide on bikini bottom you got to be
fucking wrong that are you just like what we need this I mean Russell okay
you'd need 10 bro I didn't know what that means
like I didn't even know like whatever it is.
Yo nigga, no one's gonna laugh at your jokes man, it's okay.
Yo.
I want you to know you have a terrible laugh, like I'm not enjoying it, no one's enjoying
it.
Russell, can I actually give you a real stream idea that could go hard?
Here we go, bro.
Yes, dude, please.
I really want to hear the stream idea, please.
Okay.
Just hop in a potato sack and then do a stream called,
I Try Doing Crossy Road IRL and then get on my highway.
That's a really good stream idea.
My dad is so much like tomorrow I'm doing it tomorrow, actually
That's Jammely's driving down that way yes, I was gonna gone
That's a good point actually her fucking ass
All right, huh?
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
It's all right
No, no, no, no, no
I'm cooking believe that's over GG. I don't care
Bro just hide a brother
Yeah, guys
It's like an easy to hide map bro like this should be a fucking
I
Guys I'm just gonna say it if the chameleons don't win with four minutes on fucking bikini bottom
You guys got to go check that doesn't even make sense
I mean four minutes to fucking hi, I mean
I think we're just joined.
Wait, so, I think there's a key leaking out of me right now.
So, what?
Alright, ready or not!
Here we come, sir J-Dob.
There we go.
Have a lot, bro.
I'm getting caught in two fucking minutes for two seconds
You like it I know man, it's a flash
Your words with my side guarded, I'm not even done with my spot yet, bro. I'm pretty you. Oh
What's in the main area?
Yeah, this is oh my god, this is so bad. Okay, reptile, your spot is horrible
I like your spot. It's good. Yeah
Oh
Someone's in the chumbucket
Fucking chumbucket
Oh, someone's in the chin. That's not bad
What is a body after Russell, let me know
I might have those tricks at Christmas
my hands up so we have so every obviously everyone's hands up because I
asked for people put their hands up so okay yeah you know you know yeah we all
muted you bro right Russell you know what your sport I love your creative
creative use of clay it's very good thank you I'm not sure you need to be
great so Russell's club Russell's club I'm watching your stream and I hate you
okay thanks I'm not I'm actually not cloning my style I mean this map is huge
I
Guys will never find me I'm cheating
Wait, maybe the maybe they're in jellyfish fields, but also you're a look at this what the fuck
bro this can't be fucking real
whoa what the fuck Russian spot is
absolutely crazy it's good it's a good
one
yeah I had to have to ask somebody for
for some of my chat my back okay do we
need to find them we haven't even gotten
a single fucking kill
Oh yeah no.
Don does.
This, you're grieving for attention right?
Oh my god.
That is his-
Your clip's on right here.
That is his idiot.
The fact you have never seen the controls.
Oh my god.
While I was making it.
Oh no.
Yo, he's really fast.
If I was applying for disability, I would send them this stream.
This is insane Don says.
Can we, can we not use it?
Wait, okay so they gotta be on the br-
No wait.
Now you're pretending. He's pretending.
Hey, I did it. It's like it's funny content to be like stupid and stuff because like people like that
Right now it's good clip.
Okay, honey.
What?
There is a guy who...
Oh my god, I'm not gonna say it. I can't say it.
Do it again! Spam it again!
Gontes, there is a guy who is even hiding. Like, I want you to know that.
What?
What
No, bro, you're actual part of that stature
Hey double kill where really wait
Oh
I spammed whistle I spammed whistle dude. I was a stone for the bone. Russell, they're never finding you like I bet money on it
You're so bad!
Oh my god. What?
This is a generation old thing.
He's fucking dead.
Like, what's your- you're like-
You literally stood on top of me you fucking idiot!
What? No!
Oh no, oh no, reptile!
Oh no!
Oh no!
You are so bad.
You ripped out of the fire.
I couldn't move.
No, we are not serious.
Since I'm on the clip, when the doctor saw me and I just jumped past him.
I had a perfect of ice cream heat. There's a guy that ran right under you. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god
Wait, did I win?
Okay, I'm down on the wait time right, okay? I know yes, I was muting that game
That's all right, and I still lost
I
Bro get a grip, okay get a fucking grip and out of my big old black cock of something else, bro
I guess probably I guess
Hello, what if we did Bob Ross infection?
How about we never be a full Ross again, yeah Bob Ross is like, okay
I love that. Japan.
Ni hao. I just ran out of.
I'm not playing. Why do I need to be the hunter? I beg. Get some big bodies going lads. It's
way more interesting. You got a big body going. Big bodies. Oh, you in the huge body
also
No, you get some big bodies going boys big body pins member. I used to be dusty you guys remember that
This is free seriously
What is it literally Japan though? No, we race of course, you know that
Yo, yo Russell what comes on a big Mac, let me know I'm trying to see my calories so max sauce
a piece of bread, two buns, or two burgers, the smaller ones, lettuce, and two buns.
Well, you're new to this shit.
I got you, bro.
I'm gonna do the same thing again.
How do I get down? What the fuck?
Wait.
We wish you that you fuck with that leashes. Yeah, they added a lot more to this man
And moves them. No, not really not really
Yeah, it's in fact the first time you kill someone though, you're gonna get teammates
Oh
It's good no trust me it's a good laugh. It's an easy map to the chill map
My brother didn't laugh at you all his best friend wasn't miss keeping the car
They still are
We start targeting other people though like Dante's or something like he's not talking right now, so you clearly
Know I'm focused
I
Yo
Okay, nice
Oh my god, I'm done. I'm dead, bro. I'm actually dead
I'll be honest. I don't even know where to go. I think I just give up fuck this game over it
It's infection anyone. I'm pissed
How is this to her buried buried buried
you can use their
Wait, if you guys are hunters, can you close your eyes for a second?
No.
Okay, I'll close your eyes.
This is the best I got.
What?
Yo.
what yo
fuck
you don't know me realistically you might be retarded
please
guys infection is soft as easy
it's disgusting
okay check under all the cars dealers under all the cars
now don't look into the car don't look into the car please
please don't look into the car please
stop don't please
go false for it every time
wait what?
bro chill
nice thank you
there's no way you didn't see me there
bro you were not there i'm not falling for it
No, let us to add there's gonna be someone being high up
Hey, welcome to the shit. It's a good channel think word
Yeah, another league
So many lead people it makes me feel uncomfortable cuz like you guys are all toxic and we know this
They also talk to minors I heard
Screw bro, alright, chill
What the fuck is that one?
Pinkwood, when you join the lobby, don't show it on stream or else it leaks out.
Wait, that's actually a good call.
Yo! Yo!
NICE LAMP POST, BRO!
You've got got before that dumb ass lamppost man, alright?
Bro, another 3 minutes on Osaka, I see me, alright.
Where is everyone?
Nowhere
Wait, no, oh
My god, okay, they're in like the middle they're in the middle somewhere
What your boys are in Japan
Yeah, no, this is kind of racist
But what the fuck
come try getting Japan's bro I've never fought so many bastard points in my life
no I have never thought I'm really bastard points in my life dude wait wait
maybe on the dragon on the dragon check the dragon here's actually
that's on your face we'll be high up somewhere yeah check in his mouth check
the ball in his mouth digress check rest his belly
You're lucky to check my belly, wouldn't you?
You're lucky to be in it.
You're lucky to bore and shit.
Fuck!
Ew!
God, boys!
Wait, seven seconds.
Did you see the boys?
Wait, we're serious.
Wait.
There's a tumbleweed!
He's running!
Oh!
I can't shoot him.
I actually can't shoot him.
I've got a first try.
All right.
Go look where I was, man.
Oh, you can't see anymore.
Oh, I'm moving.
Go ahead.
Move it.
Move it.
Move it.
Move it.
What?
Bro, bro, I was crawling below all of your feet.
Guys, be honest with me!
I might be one of the greatest mecha-chameleon players of all time.
Yes or no?
Yes or no, be honest.
No, no.
I gotta get a hair cover.
Yeah, no, lads.
You guys are gonna keep playing, but someone else is gonna have to host the lobby, alright lads?
Oh
In the lobby no loving you kids, but some of us have worked today
I'm playing bro
Nice, thanks for playing. All right. Take it easy lads. See you around
Bro. All right guys. I'll put the username and password in the chat
Okay, okay. No one leave everybody. I think I'm gonna get instantly
I go oh my god, I guess they're not gonna figure that out
Some randoms are gonna join bro
Dude stop
One two three. I'm leaking. Okay
Okay, so we can do any map wait, I'm hot as fuck
Yeah, we know.
I need like a home.
Number of hunters, 100 wait time.
Let's say 200.
I mean out of the 10,000 people watching, there has to be at least someone.
No, no, no.
Oh my god, you can play with an ammo limit.
Yeah, but our hunters already suck, so why would we do that?
Are you ready?
Is everyone in?
Wait, wait, I'm not in.
Wait, wait, where's the code?
Where's the code?
it's in the chat using the password, wait, how the fuck wait, how do you make it an infection?
The top, there's like arrows, yeah, increasing tag basic, I guess it's increasing tag, okay
Dude
That's it, I think I need to make the boss call, I don't mean I mean I mean, okay, the boss call to who?
Put a boss to anyone
I don't think the tag is that I think tag is tag. No increasing tag. I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure it's fucking
Because yeah, I don't want to be like basic
You gotta be fucking kid are you hunter
I'm gonna be an artist again, bro
I cannot fucking
Hey, hey, believe in yourself guys should we do this as last game and then afterwards we go our sex. What do you think?
Last game into our six yes or no
Yes, okay, I'll do it
I don't care if you guys saw my butthole, it doesn't matter.
What?
if your dudes got leaked would you get mad?
Uhhh...
Honestly probably not.
Bro, wait Russell, did you have sex with Dal Dal Finn?
Dude, no!
No, no, man. That was not the...
Oh god.
Uhhh...
No, I'm not.
Listen.
But if you guys don't win this shit with like 200 seconds, I don't know what to say.
I think I sucked you by the wind, actually.
Alright, alright guys, 75 seconds and a butter orange in the prime and it's cut in there with
you on so much.
Wash off watching you and Jenny play real rough.
All right.
Dude, we do not have enough time.
Is it just me, guys?
It's just you.
We have another minute.
We chill.
It's three and a half minutes.
There's no way you can, guys.
That was so bad.
It's going to be quick.
I got a pretty good shot.
It'll be super quick.
I
Don't want to leak where I'm at like dude this part is so bad
Oh
13 seconds!
You can do it Rusty, you got it bro.
This isn't serious right now.
Alright guys!
It's not much time to get down first, bro.
It's about to be a fucking triple kill off the rip I'm feeling it.
I like my spot yeah we can't be serious right
that was me bro it was gone
oh wait that means if you thought that was you you're round sure
nope no not let's know what that means at all
what
is crazy who would have expected who would have fucking thought you fucking
kidding me I hate this Dante's guy okay wait on there aren't many people left
It's only four.
Seriously Russell, that's your spot dude, come on now.
It's not bad actually, it might be goaded.
Five seconds?
Oh, okay.
the
actual artist holy shit
less is more don't really
no more is more
as a citizen with that we can find the last four
guys look at the missed spot ranking
yeah but your spot rankings insane
my drawing actually but this is nuts
that's one for boost way really
but so what you think about my spot bro i can't see because we're infection
oh shit right okay nice my spot is legit
and i'm like really looking at it wait i'm gonna keep fixing mine i'm not getting
cut. Bang.
You guys are blind. You guys are actually blind.
Now, I thought this was just staring at me. I could stand the whistle you'd never find
me.
Dude, what?
BUD!
Okay, no, no, the whistle's actually bugged on this map. I'm not controlling.
I
Headset's on there. Where are you?
Damn
This is pretty good, bro
The tree where's the other one? All right guys, I gotta go
Yes, I'm
Got you guys later
Though fuck is there anything worse than ending a mecha chameleon session off of being the hunter, bro
I swear to God, there's nothing worse than that. There is nothing worse than that, bro
All right guys guys
It's time
We are now
You're going to be playing
For the first time ever
Kind of seriously
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Okay, so guys, real talk.
Where does the camera go?
Where does the camera go?
Take the camera off.
Bottom left bottom left
Okay, so you're saying we go bottom left all right. It's like this
Okay, so we do it like this and then we open it up. Let's see what happens
Rainbow six see true. What's the game?
Wait, yo did I not install that wait
guys I swear I ain't saw this wait on I
wouldn't seem to check okay where's that
Is it even on steam? I don't think so
So surely it's not gonna be a long download right guys
Guys surely surely it's on to me a long download, right?
Let's watch some... Oh, I know we can watch.
First time playing Rainbow Six Siege.
So, like, let's see what we can learn.
Alright, let's see this.
Today we're going over the most important things that you need to know so that you can succeed as a beginner in Rainbow Six Siege.
Just learning the basics of R6 is extremely difficult, but I'm going to simplify that process today by making the complex things a lot easier to understand.
Starting out with the 75 unique operators in R0-6.
Yeah, it's a lot.
In other games, these might be called agents or champions.
Each of these operators has a primary and secondary weapon, as well as a primary and secondary gadget.
You're going to swap them out though, right?
All of the operators, while the primary gadget is specific and unique to each of the operators in the game.
Hold the game, weapon.
Guys, it's a year old.
And a lot of them share the same secondary gadgets.
If the game having 75 operators, you might be asking yourself, how am I supposed to learn
these things?
It matters to me.
And who the hell am I supposed to play?
Here's my pro tip, don't even think about that yet, I'm gonna dramatically simplify
that process later on in the video.
All you need to learn right now is the core mechanics of the game and the basics of how
it works.
The first thing you need to know is that half of these characters are attackers and the
other half are defenders.
The concept of the game is simple, there are two bombs that the defenders are trying to
set off.
The clock at the top of the screen is how much time is left before the bombs go off,
winning the round for the defenders.
Meanwhile, the attackers are trying to get into the building and diffuse the bombs by
entering the objective room and planting them.
Wait so you don't plant?
If they run out of time, they lose.
But if they manage to get into the bomb site and plant the diffuser, there's a 45 second
window for the defenders to retake and try to diffuse the diffuser.
I know, they kept it real real.
So you don't plant the bomb?
One team kills all the players on the other team before the clock runs out, they win
the round.
This might sound complicated, but it's actually just search and destroy from Call of Duty
with way more strategy and a ton of abilities.
So let's start with defense.
On defense there's a few things that you want to try and achieve within a round.
During the 45 second preparation phase before the round starts, you want to fortify the
bomb site by reinforcing walls and placing down your utility.
Your utility is just a broad term for any gadgets and tools that your operator has.
The goal throughout the round as a defender is to make it more difficult for the attacks
to enter the bomb site.
By using your various traps, gadgets, and of course your guns.
Mmmmm, don't put that in there.
This is why positioning and team play is a very large part of the game because you can't
defend an entire building all by yourself.
Defenders also have access to default cameras which are pre-positioned around each map and
can be used to gather a ton of information.
But we'll talk more about those later.
Once you switch sides and end up on attack,
things only change a little bit.
The attackers' primary and secondary gadgets
are completely different from the defenders,
and instead of default cameras,
they have access to an extra gadget called drones.
Drones are your main source of information
as an attacker.
During the prep phase,
you're able to use one of your drones
to drone out the building,
find out what operators the defenders are bringing,
and figure out where the home site is.
Setting your drones up in sneaky spots
is another great option during this time,
so you can use it later on in the round.
When you spawn in, every attacker now has a second drone,
which you can use at any point during the round,
along with your first one,
if it hasn't been destroyed already,
to gather more information.
Drones are very, very useful and very important as well.
Plus, every single attacker has them,
meaning it is well worth trying to do it.
And Niko, coming to Prime,
month, seven to three months talking back.
Well, I'm the ear blocks mac and I can understand some months safely
Thank you guys
Work your way into the bomb site without running out of time
This has made a whole lot easier by opening new entrances into the map and destroying the defenders utility and cameras
Yo you guys know about the fucking door?
I'm gonna give them the phone call
Thank you
The world utility but it can also be done with primary operator abilities which we'll talk more about later
The most important thing you need to understand right now is the maps and how they actually work
This will help you understand the game
But doesn't it take a ton of games to actually know the hiding spots?
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' doll?
That's heck over the world.
Wow, also being extremely confident, there are some insane angles, and you will just
die to ridiculous things for a long time when you first start out, which is why learning
the maps faster will make your time a lot easier playing the game.
Each map is made up of five things.
Walls, floors, doorways, windows, and hatches.
We're gonna cover each of them so you know what's going on.
If you see walls or floors with marble, brick, or cement textures on them, they're indestructible.
But, if not, impacts, grenades, even shotguns can blast right through them along with some unique
operator abilities. Did I also mention that you can shoot through walls to kill other players?
No? Did I also mention those same rules apply to floors and ceilings? No? Weird. Okay, well,
it's not all that bad. After all, as a defender, you can just reinforce the walls to keep you
protected from all the things I just mentioned, unless the attackers have a hard breach.
In which case, fuck.
Because of how much protection they provide, placing reinforcements during the prep phase
is super important, but you don't want to accidentally give the attackers an advantage
by putting them in the wrong spots.
And be sure to watch your toes.
While it is true that floors can't be destroyed entirely by the attackers lying to Jesus Christ,
They will take every chance they can get to you later, your cheeks.
Plus, I need to actually like, understand the game.
This is called vertical destruction, and it can be used to clear out rooms from above or below.
But that's not really beginner-friendly.
So, let's just move away from vertical destruction and talk about doorways and windows.
Doorways and windows are more than just that, okay?
They're also specific locations that you can interact with by either barricading or using specific operator abilities.
Capcan is an operator that can only place his traps on doorways and windows, and the same thing applies to operators like Castle and Aruni.
Exterior doors and windows come pre-barricaded, which is a great indicator of where the outside of the map meets the inside.
And lastly, all the maps have hatches.
These are square, outlying spots on upper floors and roofs.
Players use them for rotating to lower levels, and I say layers because either side can use them.
As a defender, you could reinforce the indoor hatches to improve your defense, or you could
just open it up and use it as an escape route.
Actually, speaking of indoors, you do know that as a defender, you should stay indoors
at all times, right?
I mean, you can go outside for like a couple seconds to get a quick kill if the runout is
available, but otherwise, just stay inside.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' know that, don't you, that way, you don't need to think
about that right now.
And that one last final component of the maps is, of course, the default cameras.
You know, those little black and white ones that sit up in the corners of the room.
But guys, doesn't learning cameras only really make sense once you have the maps figured out?
Or am I crazy?
They're actually really useful and can help you learn the maps a lot quicker.
Even the highest ranked players in the game use these cameras all the time.
You know what else they use?
Aim angle.
And if you want to get better at the game,
you gotta start using the right angles in the right spots on the right maps.
And the best way to practice this is to start playing the target drill which can be found
in the map training playlist.
This mode allows you to select any map and play it endlessly.
While not actually, they cap it at an hour for some reason.
Doing this you'll learn common defender locations, you'll understand the flow and
layout of the map better and yeah we're not doing any of this shit all right let's hop straight in
hop straight into ranked wait do i already unlock ranked in this game
Don't know Smurf so hard every game.
If you asked Muda to play Siege with you he would def crash out, since he is permanently
banned.
Push Ned.
Push Ned.
He drags up in one minute, my ult's gonna be up by Van, I'll have L, B, R.
haha
come on
read it
oh my god bro
i don't know why but every single time
i open up like anything that has
oh my i can't even talk
other kind of talk like bro my mic gets so delayed like it's actually discussing
yo like dude guys i'm not even kidding right now my
yo okay nice sounds good he just read it what do you say
Okay.
Alright, is everyone ready?
Muted!
I am not muted, shut up!
Okay, why is it taking the game this long to load up though?
Is it because there's like this super intensive anti-cheat like Vanguard or what?
F, F. Okay, wait, just give it a second.
The Siege Client is worse than the League one.
Well, genuinely how is that even possible?
You're muted!
I'm not muted bro, shut up!
First time on Siege like I didn't play with Richie two years ago.
Well, first time playing solo.
I started playing with Richie two years ago and doing a, like the thing with Jinx, where
we 2v2 every rank in the game, I've literally never played this game.
I have like total five hours on record, you guys saw it.
Bro, this launcher cannot be serious right now.
What is wrong with your mic dude nothing's wrong with him my mic is fine it was a bit
delayed but now it's okay.
Yo you guys don't fucking fucking don't.
and uh... sergeant someone so i thank you
you can i want to tell me why it is with this game that it doesn't show you
like how long it is loading
but i could like it just shows you this little image of that's all it shows
but why does it just show me this image
There's no loading, there's no symbol, there's nothing.
Oh, okay, wait.
Ah, bro.
Dude, are we serious?
How many more things do I need to quake?
I do not care about this anime.
Alright, go.
No, I do not care about this cinema!
Alright, play.
Okay, wait.
How do I make it ranked?
Guys, how do I creep for ranked?
Guys, how do I creep for a ranked game?
Gotta be level 50. Okay, so do I just grind quick match then?
So if we just like grind quick match and I'ma get it, okay
Shop
Match started. Wait, we're already in?
Okay, so I'm on bomb. Is this a good map?
Descent. Okay, let's see.
Let's go.
Bro, all of these guys look fucking worthless.
I guess I might as well just sit down and not even hem.
Maybe like smoke?
Dude, what the fuck are everyone's names?
Dude, is this a fucking bot lobby?
Yes?
Okay, but why why are we not like loading it it says infinite time and no one's loading oh
Okay, we're sorry no
I don't think they would name a bot public exposure. Oh, no, that's me
Yo, hello?
Bro, what is this?
Oh
Okay, so what should I do now?
What does this do? Oh
okay so wait so I throw like toxic gas and it kills people
well why can't I jump but you can't jump in our six spotted by what scan well
what scan yo what scan located by off for
Oh shit.
Bro, how do I get back up there?
are you fucking serious
how do I spectate my teammates
five
bro my team is so garbage
Okay guys, how do we know which which bomb said we planned to that?
How do we know?
Can you plan to add two or can you only plan to add one?
Like how does any of this work?
Change the FOV?
of
It's on display.
Okay, nice.
Now we're good.
Now we're good.
Wait, how is she resting?
Wait, how is she resting when she's dead?
change refresh rate
15 seconds left
I can't
go to full screen bro I know you're making me go fucking full screen
So the only way to get out of 144 oh my god bro it just bugged my shit again
Okay so anytime anything goes false screen it like bugs my audio okay it's
get out nice it's at 60 Hertz but it about bro that way give me something
that's unusable
options display
Yeah guys, we gotta do this, bro.
I cannot go fullscreen.
Like, if I go fullscreen, it fucks up my entire audio.
You need to go aspect ratio 4-3.
You need to go 4-3 aspect ratio with non-FOV, but we already have the FOV, so the only thing
we're missing is the aspect ratio.
Borderless causes input lag at rather than mic like okay, so wait guys
Here we have our our bees bomb site and then over here. We have a how do I know which one to defend?
Like how do I know which one to defend
Defend both
10 seconds to insertion bro why the fuck am I doing 4-3
No, you guys have cancer. Why did I just do this aspect ratio?
Okay, so wait, how do I know where the enemy team is now?
Like do I literally just have to wait in here?
That's fun
Guys, how do I know when they're gonna start planting?
No, guys, how do I know when they start planting?
You can hear it.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't you hear them typing like keyboard?
And if they plan to sit and suddenly like, they'll sit and suddenly loose us around or
what?
No, you can defuse sir. Oh, okay, so we're good then
This is the sauce guy really just gonna drag it out all the way till the end now
So you tell me now I literally need to wait until the end of the round just because one
guy refuses to lose.
I
Fucking shit on kid
Yo, am I am I playing with bots are these fucking bots?
Oh my god, no.
So I spawn location.
So you got no fucking don't! Best hack room in the world.
L.M.A.O.
Okay, let's go sludge.
Ooh, I'm gonna be a shotgun user like Jitty.
Change ratio now? Okay, we already said.
Display.
Auto.
Okay, so we're good all right nice all right, let's go
No more settings, please yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do any more settings issues
Okay, so let me get this straight
I like okay wait let me see how do I how do I do this now
They speak up the stairs here
So I guess they're only up on the entire second floor right
No one is here.
Oh!
Yep, they're on the second floor.
He's in the bathroom.
Okay, so now let's go.
Wait, how do we do this now?
Oh, we're in here, that's why.
Wait, we're going on the fucking roof?
Bro, this seems creep as fuck, though.
what the fuck?
Yo what was that?
Okay, let me see.
What's this?
How do I throw out another thing?
What the fuck, yo, guys, what the fuck is going on, use G?
Oh, I thought that was the guy.
Wait, is that it?
YO WHAT THE F**K?!
Where am I ta- wait, what was that?
Am I like-
Yo, what was that?
You're so s**t! Are you guys retarded?
There were literally two people there!
Can you do a good one?
I'm going fuse!
Oh yeah!
Okay.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
Best hacker in the world.
You're getting it killed, teammates of Fuse.
No I'm not.
It's here just because it was on lucky.
Oh my god, I'm not in game that was actually just on lucky.
4 is reinforcing its location.
Okay, so I want to enter through this door.
Why could I not enter through here last time?
So where are they?
Sir Snowman in here.
Enemy identified.
Okay so wait where did I even like go in from there?
I was this or
guys how do I use my drone
They're not upstairs?
Don't I might actually be crazy at this game
Where is he?
He's got where he is!
Oh my god! Where the fuck are you?!
What? Oh my god.
Wait, guys, am I like actually naturally gifted?
Wait.
Who should I be?
Denari.
I can't escape that, can't run!
Alright, nice, I'm ready.
Oh, ungrateful!
Wait, what do you mean ungrateful, Aidan?
And oh shit, Rukulan!
I'm gonna give the pre-shot. Thank you.
And I KOF had 7-2-1-SK macro to re-thumb the sub.
4-3-2-1-SK is all I can say.
Thank you guys.
And the 100-3-2-1-SK.
Yo, you guys know what the fuck is going on?
Ace is wild.
You get gold in placements easy.
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
I'm actually kind of insane at this game.
Like guys, tell me my aim there wasn't crazy.
Tell me my aim wasn't actually like insane though.
Okay, so let's see.
That's one.
That's two.
That's three.
That's four.
And then if they come in from the outside, boom.
Fucking destroyed.
10 seconds left.
Okay, so guys, we're all like, I can't wait to actually, but if I just hit in here, and
I fucking waited for someone, I'll have her shot.
Yo, we got a little motherfucking donald.
Best hack room in the world.
and uh... lucky to have yourself all come
since birth i wait here
What the fuck?
Yo
What the fuck was that?
Wha-
Where's everyone dying from?
Yo where's everyone dying from?
wait guys am I no no no could I be champion in this game yes or no could I
actually be champion
but i got MVP
keep playing as a team yeah fuck no
so how much xp do i get for that
Ooh, wait, I want to play ranked.
Ace of the sleep.
Those moves are so hard every game.
Guys, guys, how do I open ranked?
How do I open ranked?
It takes 40 hours to hit level 50.
So wait, how the fuck did Senna do it then?
Because there was no way she played 50 hours of this game, just to still be like Copper
Five, right?
He bought an account?
Play quick matches and normals.
Yeah, but wouldn't it be better for me to actually grind the...
It would be better for me to grind this shit, no?
And then I get better through norms and then afterwards I go to ranked.
Yes, okay.
Ooh, Diddy's Island.
Oh, I remember this map!
Hooka Lounge.
I remember this map.
This one and me and Jinx, we played.
Guys, can I be a one-trick of someone?
What if I want a one-trick of someone?
Who should I one-trick?
Mute? Wait, what about Capcan?
Wait, what if I want an OTP Capcan? Does that work?
You guys know motherfuckin' don't!
You're a crouch.
You are hilarious, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Okay.
Okay.
So, that's two.
Let's get another one in here.
So, that's three.
So that's three
That's four
Five seconds all right back to bomb sites, let's go
Guys why send no mini map in this game you guys are fucking literal NPCs by the way
You have cams?
South hallway danger.
Okay, nobody's walking here.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, holy fuck!
Literally triple kill!
Guys, I actually got a fucking triple!
You need to use Q and E to lean, sure.
Gigi just said diamond in rocket league, but next it's rocket in actual league.
Okay, so now what do we fortify?
Am I doing the right thing by the way with like these cap can traps here?
I assume so, right? Like you just want to do every doorway that leads into bomb sites?
Yes, but look even lower.
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Okay.
Okay.
I don't think they can shoot me from anywhere in here.
I'm sure you're gonna be able to do it.
I'm sure you're gonna be able to do it.
I'm sure you're gonna be able to do it.
holly
the
shit
the fuck is going on
Nice! Easy as fuck.
Okay, so, press 5 for cams.
Okay, yeah, but how do I figure out where we are on the map though?
But genuinely, how do I figure out where the fuck we are on the map?
Like, that's what I want to know.
Okay, so what I'll do is I'll be an OTP, oh yeah, I'm gonna be an OTP 6P41.
And then what I'm gonna do is every time, I'm just gonna use smoke grenade, smoke.
heck room in the world you say k12 no i k12 but shit
friendly drone deployed up for is reinforcing the location
okay so this is main four oh they're securing main four okay so they're on
main four
Are any of them up are any of them up?
So everyone's on main four
All right everyone main four
location that they use it. Just like in the game. I know.
Hold on. Sure.
Okay, room cleared.
Let's gooooo!
Bro, am I actually just like the most insane fucking player ever?
like guys I might genuinely be one of those insane players ever not even kidding
dude okay real talk though is every game this easy when am I gonna get a real
challenge bro what how do I switch match type play because right now open
squad panel maybe no my guys how do I join a normal game because this is quick
match open packs now you need level 15 are you fucking kidding sir tell me that
I'm literally just playing with bots until level 15 so I'm playing bots so I'll
level 15 are you guys actually trolling?
no it's only until level 5 but I'm already level 5 though
Okay, let's spawn and street.
Oh my god bro.
This guy has a light machine gun too.
Yep, I'm going to be honest bro, I think guys have a light machine gun, I should there
just go crazy on.
Like genuinely bro, imagine me just spamming light machine guns.
Okay, let's go.
Go FENKA!
Oh, let's see what's happening.
So are they on the second floor?
Nope.
Bro, where are they?
they must be on the third four then
what
well how is the enemy team hiding in this fall
wait what the fuck
okay let's go
wait there's a basement
of
of
I
My teammate
Nice, bro, I think I'm actually like insanely talented at this shit
Bro, you suck. I haven't lost a single game yet. Where's Finca? But they have Twitch.
The what?
Oh, here.
Ooh, that kind of looks...
Oh, okay.
Alright, let's see it.
I see the yellow bomb icons where they are, but I don't understand this. How do I use my drone after I've already used one?
Like, where's my second drone?
4 is in the 14th location.
Near press 5? Okay.
Okay, so I think the enemy team is on the second floor now.
and
so it
but there's no one in here though
bro what the fuck is this shit
five is to watch six is for new drone oh okay okay
th
th
th
th
th
th
th
of
the
one of the scrimmage has fucking hackers among the five
Oh found you
Let's go easy as fuck bro
holy fuck bro guys is this game supposed to be hard but I'm literally on like this
game is my third game win streak you're not good yeah bros coping hard as fuck
I'm literally third game win streak
Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
Best half of the world.
Thank you.
And, uh, Ack, Theron the Prime, Yankee Theron the Prime, and so on, and Crim Theron the
three months, and Jay Theron the three months as well.
Thank you guys.
And, uh, Lucky Theron the Sub too.
Alright.
Yous a shotgun?
Yeah, I am.
guys what if I told you oh yeah okay so now we gotta do this so one bottom one
bottom. One top. Then we'll do...
Nice! There it is.
I'm going to get you out of here.
I
Oh my god, yo
Yo
Bro
Guys, I might be the next bro. Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald. Oh my god in the world
No, bro, I might be the next the next fucking rainbow six
How can't you escape that can't run?
I'm lucky they're in the gift and Sergio there in the prime. Thank you guys.
Guys, oh my god.
Oh my god, wind's shying high, wind's shying high!
Okay, let's go.
Let's land on ventilation.
Capitao!
I need a lot of people that can use light machine guns.
I don't know how this guy's ability works, but I'm just gonna use him because he has a machine gun.
He injects cluster bombs. Yeah bro, you might as well be speaking Chinese for all I know what that means.
HAHAHAHA!
Can't escape that! Can't run!
HAHAHAHA!
Can't see where they are.
Second floor?
Why is no one here?
Third floor.
Third floor.
I need to spot on third floor.
Captain, let's go.
Wait, how do I use my drone?
What?
Reloading!
to the
what the fuck wait no one's on top for
Oh
Oh
Okay, I should not bad though
What the f*** is that game play?
You put a bomb on the wall that shoots grenades on the other side?
Bro, that...
Okay, I'm just gonna say this champion f***ing sucks.
I think I'm just gonna go Thermite.
Yo, what?
They're called the operators, alright, bro.
Buy Skopos, once you get renown, he's perfect for gameplay.
Who the fuck is Scopos?
A woman in a wheelchair. Alright, you're fucked up for saying that.
Okay, I'm gonna go on second floor. Go on second floor.
They're on second floor, they're on second floor.
Ten seconds to insertion.
Insertion in five seconds.
Alright, let's do it, now we go.
of
Hey!
How do I, how do I rest? How do I rest?
No. No!
Oh my god, we're gonna lose.
Wait guys, genuinely how did I die there? How did I die there?
Because of friendly fire.
So wait, if you kill one of your teammates, it auto kills you?
What kind of fucking bullshit is that?
It's because you killed another teammate, yeah, but it's all my fault bro.
They literally walked into me.
Guys, how do I enable VC?
Where's my team?
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo team!
Yo!
Yo, what's good?
Oh, why's your mic like really loud, man?
Why's your headset really loud?
That was a joke you were supposed to laugh.
Haha, hello, very good
Yo, give me advice how do I play this game?
I just started the game. Wait, why'd you just start playing?
Cuz that Michael's a pregnant so I have to pay the bills
You uh, you what?
I got my cousin pregnant, so I have to pay the bills.
Okay, and why'd you do that exactly?
Man, I was watching the movie, right?
and uh...
it's kinda slipped in
and it was a non purpose just
this happens
Here's about a fall off, gang.
Yo, you got your cousin pregnant.
Did you have a lot more to worry about than that?
Way to be with.
Yay, get your boys.
Let's go.
What's your name?
Why's your name public exposure?
No, bro, your child is about to be end, but you are worried about the wrong things right now, son.
I feel like I know you.
Okay, why am I still level five?
Guys, why am I still level five?
Buy XP boosters.
Bro, I literally can't have like zero gold.
It takes 500 games for level 50.
Yo, that's crazy.
Yo, anybody here?
Yo, anyone here?
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Guys, I'm going to be real, I really feel like this bulletproof camera shit is the worst
thing ever.
Am I crazy?
Boy, guys, if Sinna bought a level 50 account, how did she not get banned?
genuine question
you're ready to engage up for
you be soft doesn't care
also i've heard these cap can traps do legit nothing my crazy
how many cap can traps does it take to kill somebody?
it takes two, oh ok
oh can i take one of these?
guys, it doesn't matter if it's an open mic, nobody else is here
for last upstanding.
Oh
Very fucking go
Okay, so guys, what am I doing wrong so far because I swear right now it's actually been like chill no
Like I feel like I'm playing really good. Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald best hacker in the world
You're doing everything wrong, all right? Well, that's helpful.
GenC only plays shotgun so it can be useful to the team and rotate.
Really?
Check your cams by clicking 5, okay?
But I mean, dude, does checking cams even matter if I know nothing about the maps?
Like, real talk.
Yes?
of
Oh, shh.
Yeah, I'm ready to activate.
Can I press myself?
NO!
Okay, so I guess I should never try to make hero plays.
Because now I try doing like a hero play, but I guess that's like retarded.
Disable this map from the pool so I'm played in ranked.
How many maps are played in ranked?
how many okay let me turn off push to talk
I thought this game had cars that shoot soccer balls into goals.
Can you only buzz yourself in your dock or FENKA?
So let's try spawning in.
That's why I'm with our team.
All right, nice, not ready.
Use a 1.5x scope? Yeah, I don't know how to do that.
Okay, so now, all we have to do is win one more and we win the game.
Press 7.
Magnified.
barrels
insertion in 10 seconds
oh my god this spot will go fucking crazy
oh i'm ready for it
It was very close.
Okay, so how do we enter now?
I
The fuck what the fuck
YAAAAAAAHHH WHAAAAAT?!
I mean dude I'm gonna be real my teammate fucking suck balls dude my teammate literally blocks in front of me while I was shooting you
cannot blame me on that like he's literally brain dead
Like guys you literally can arm blame me like my teammate was actually brain dad
Okay, so what should I buy with 5,000 renown
Operators
guys who's like who's like the easiest guy to use I can just one be nine
hottest fuck buck what about buck
by Scopos. Bro, isn't that the disabled person? Where's she? She's not in here.
Bruh, ain't no way you want me to pilot fucking robots, like what?
ooooh wait this could be interesting
get blitz? where's blitz?
yeah I don't need to see the animation bro
alright let's go I'm ready now
How the fuck oh, I am level six. Okay nice sweet. Where do I get my XP boost from?
Well, where do you buy the XP boost in the shop?
You have to where?
Click on Renown, Menu, Go to Play, Boosters,
Nice! Okay, so we activated. Ooh, yikes! This looks interesting.
I'm not gonna lie to you guys, this one looks interesting.
thing. Okay, so where's the guy just unlocked? Oh, it's an attacker, not a defender. I think
I'm just gonna OTP fucking cap can, Loki. Bro, dude, genuine question. Do you see her
like rolling around or no like I should just like rolling around or no no it's
just robots oh okay okay you need to use your cap can trap on a gas pipe
Does that really work? What the fuck?
Yes?
Wait, are there gas pipes on this map though? Cause I'd be willing to.
Be ready to eliminate hostiles.
I'm trying to keep an eye on the floor.
The Loki gained a bit better with these Capcom traps.
10 seconds
Five seconds in counting
Bomb located by Osborne
Ready for coming.
Target located.
Where are they?
Target detected. Sexy floor.
I'm standing.
I
Was this guy fucking serious
15 seconds left
Yo, what was that?
So wait that guy was literally just walking at us with a shield active. What the fuck was that shit?
Cap can
All right
playing mute bro I'm not playing mute I'm there just one chicken cap cap can
bro I'm there just one chicken cap can it's the easiest guy in the game I'm
not going mute
like think about it bro this is literally being smart
Never play shields! Would you play the most cancer champs in the world?
Yes? Are you fucking kidding me bro?
What do you think Hecarim is?
the
Oh
Reloading
Oh my god
Bro
Holy shit
Yo, you guys know motherfucking don't best heck room in the world. Yo, dude, that's actually crazy
Holy fuck
It's a learning dude. We literally just won b5 that what the fuck where's blitz
Yo, where the fuck is blitz
Yo, what my brain dad
It's a yellow icon, okay
I beg you, don't play Blitz, bro, chill.
Second row, third icon, okay.
That's like playing Teemo.
You guys just envy my baseness.
okay so they're all like second four
so they're all like second four below
I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the hill.
Oh, so you only got one plush.
What's wrong with this shit?
What?
Ow, what the fuck?
Dude!
How retarded is this shit?
Wait...
Hehehehe
So you're telling me
I can go around flash banging people?
Bro
What am I even playing?
Guys, is it normal that on my first day of playing
I already have like two aces.
Is that like normal?
Like first ever day playing and I have two aces.
Is it normal or is it a mood a moment?
Mood a moment, really.
So you guys are telling me that I'm just naturally gifted.
Also, do you guys want to hear something funny?
Because I always keep my door shut and my PC's in my room, my room is always 32 degrees
Celsius.
The Sahara Desert is 37.
Dude, it's like I'm playing in the fucking Sahara Desert, bro.
Not even joking.
You're literally playing the equipment of ARAM-only droids in Quickmatch, it's all AI.
Well someone sounds jealous.
with humans, I can't. Like I legitimately don't know how to. Okay, I'd rather do iron sights.
more damage with this, more movement speed with this, there we go.
Never do iron sights, why not?
wait why would I never do iron sights explain it makes it harder to aim
Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't you?
I'm the best hacker in the world.
Iron is basically no sites, you need the rounded one.
Really, okay.
Dude, guys, I think we found the number one Blitzhater.
No honor. Never play shields. Would you play the most cancer-chops in Locke? I'd, bro, never
stop putting my lobbies. I beg you, don't play Blitz. Jenny would not approve. Jenny
would disown you. Jenny would disown you. Like, dude, this guy literally got completely
traumatized by some fucker in his games playing blitz not gonna lie this ok
looks like a real lobby.
I
Know what yo, what the fuck was that what the fuck was that?
This is a real game, oh my god.
Guys, that was really bad, okay be honest with me, is that because I was using the bad
scope probably right?
Okay, let's use this and then we'll go back to vertical grip.
All right, there we go. I think we're gonna
Let's go this you guys know motherfucking don't
Best heck room in the world. Okay. No, we're good. No, we're gonna get you came up again
Or a genuine person in the space and I hope the best for you. It's good buddy
use cap con against brava dude i don't know about any counters i'm just a cap con otp
i'm a jitter cap con otp like you have to understand this
yo you guys know motherfucking donal best hechrom in the world
your trouble don't use i just want to say thank you for the content
i've been going through a really rough break-up and your streams have
been going about it my mind off of it
okay i'm gonna be i'm gonna keep it a stock with you guys so my team fucking
sucks balls
How do I even do this?
Can't right position.
Fuck.
Deploying cinema!
More connections to Severos.
Alright, son.
We clear up the process zone.
Ten seconds to insertion.
I'm deploying ADS.
Five seconds to insertion.
I don't think anybody can shoot me from behind here.
I
Like is this real is this fucking real?
Oh my fucking god we actually lost
Bro, oh my god, it's gonna be my first ever loss
Dude my team fucking sucks, bro
Yeah, I should have two players that even have a single kill
Holy fuck.
Yeah, that's the only way we're winning this.
Let's go.
Bro, this is the only way we're winning this.
Play with Jiddy if you want so I'm down.
All right, let's see what we do now.
Friendly drone deployed, op4 is being forced to relocation.
So where do we check in from here now?
Try not to crouch, okay.
So what is the enemies?
They're all second first floor.
Jiddy is watching?
Yo, Jiddy, I'm about to show you the greatest blitz you've ever seen in your life.
Watch this shit, bro.
5 seconds to insertion.
Alright guys.
we lose this we got our first ever r6 loss
how do i like
how do i melee it?
jiddy is calling
I'm about to get my first ever loss in this game if I don't lock in.
You're okay so you're on siege today?
Dude I'm on a four game win streak I'm literally ripping ass in the shirt right now.
Wait why does your mic talk again?
Yo it's up.
Why does your mic sound double?
Are you talking in game chat?
Ah, wait give me a second, give me a second.
I wanna hear the game sound but not like...
You sound like Optimus Prime.
Okay wait, is this better?
Talk?
Yo, it's up.
No, it sounds like...
You're talking from game chat I think, I don't even know.
Bro, wait...
What?
It's only when I play your screen share audio.
Oh, okay wait, I have a disabled though.
Wait, where is this?
Why is your game audio sound like that, bro, it's disabled. Oh wait, I think someone's coming
Fuck
I
What the fuck was that shit bro
What the actual fuck? Oh, bro, bro. He was literally hacking
I don't know if you noticed but I sent him twice and he didn't have any visual like change whatsoever
okay so the first thing you have to learn about blitz is that blitz only
flashes them if they're close range you have to be close to them to flash them
okay you can't do it from far so how do I like actually play like a real normal
game because when I'm only doing kick quick play I actually don't know bro I
I actually don't know. Um, I think the only way you can play is by doing casual because you're like level 10
I'll play with you if you want though. Yeah, wait, uh, okay
So if you leave my screen share does it saw a double audio or no?
I don't know I just I just left it though. I just left it. Okay, but it's good now. Yeah, okay
Hold up. Let me invite you bro. Okay. I'm ready
Did it did it didn't
Now bro do you want to play unranked or casual?
Uh, the problem is that wait what's the difference between unranked and casual?
Unranked is literally ranked but there's no
elo, casual is short games. Yeah, let's do unranked then.
Bro what is your current level? What is your current level?
Seven. Oh god I think we can only play casual.
So without this what is your gold in seeds bro? What's your gold?
I want to hit gold.
In this economy?
What do you mean in this economy, bro?
I can't do it.
What I'm saying is like in rank 3.0, they made it really hard to rank up.
Dude, Sina played for like, what, 70 hours chat and was d-ranked from bronze 3 to bronze 5?
Yeah, but that's Sina.
Like, dude, I'm telling you, wait, wait, come to think of it,
Didn't it's Timmy play for like 15 days and he's only on road? Yes, bro in ranked 3.0. It's um
Yo chat, I'm gonna be honest. I don't think Timmy
In the current elo system could get champ unless you start stacking with people, you know
Wait, Jenny. What if we played this siege cup thing?
It's a great idea, bro, we'll definitely win wait, but can you play it?
Can you play it I don't know it says registration in 12 minutes would have access it or no
Here wait join up join up join up. Let me see. Okay. Did you send me the invite?
Yes, Chad, do you need a full-blown stack to do siege cup or can you just do a?
Oh
Do you need a full-blown stack or can you just fill in?
Can you fill in?
All right, I mean
You need a whole stack? Okay. Um, what level do you have to be? Because I don't know what level do you have to be?
What level?
Get a stack yeah, but if he's not the high enough level where does he be getting a stack for like nothing? Oh
You have to be level 50 you can't bro don't that's I'm gonna be honest. You should just buy an account
Wait, really?
Yo, don't this let me make something clear to you, bro
Well, not by an account, but you should just find your old account.
Let me make something clear to you, though.
You know, not T.O.S., but Douglas, you played like years ago, right?
Yeah, I think I remembered.
But I have a question, though.
Because like, wouldn't it be like League?
Like if I just remembered my old account's information, I would get fucked on every game?
No, so you just thought it was brutal as League.
As long as you can hit heads, you'll get somewhat far in this game, kid.
Now let me be clear to you, bro.
Clear to you.
Um.
Ah.
Hi, guys.
Pick up the phone.
I think I know your old account, Dantez.
Wait, wait, wait, really?
Wait, JD, do you want to see my 1v5 ace?
Yes, one second.
Let me call Hi, guys, for the quick.
Okay.
Yo, Hi, guys, do you remember Dantez's old account?
Yeah, I think I can get it. Yeah. Yeah, just send it to Dante's or me his old account.
I bet I'll work on it. Yeah. Okay, Dante's, let me be clear to you, bro.
I'm listening. The biggest problem with Rainbow Six Siege is getting to level 50. Most players quit before they reach level 50.
50
But why how many games does it even take um, I mean chat how many hours like a hundred hours
I'm not even trolling like maybe 60 hours of play time 70 hours
My honesty don't even know
Here show me your ace well put it in discord put it a clip. Okay look at this
Well, Jain see when you see this you're gonna realize I'm actually like I'm gonna be like the next stop a spoilt
Not that I'm watching the clip right now here. We go. All right, let's go. Well you already got an ace
That's kind of impressive bro. I feel like it takes people months to get their first ace. Let's see
I don't know if Doka B has a headset plugged in.
Okay, don't test. One of your issues is you're slightly over reloading.
Rainbow Six Eater is a one-shot headshot game, so if you have like 20 bullets, try not to reload,
because the problem is if you reload, sometimes you'll just get caught reloading and die.
Wait, so if anyone in the game, you can just one-shot headshot?
Yes, any gun in the game. Any gun in the game, like anything.
What the fuck?
Okay, and right now, like, what do you think I'm gonna say is the problem with right now?
I'm rushing, but the thing is it's like running across the map for a pen to kill.
Like, I feel like when you're one off an ace, you have to do this.
No, 100%, I agree.
But the issue with right now, it's not even that, that's fine.
That's called being a siege player.
The issue is you're aiming at penis level, bro.
If an enemy sees you you're gonna have to shoot them four times to kill them
Well, you need to get in the habit of is aiming high aiming head level and I can show you what that is. Okay
Not bad kid
So be honest if you had to raid my level as a siege player, what rank would you give me right now?
I
Would would three
Dude, I just got an ace. How the and I would I would give your enemies dirt five
You shot somebody and then don't gonna be turned her back to you, but not bad like
Listen, bro. I don't know if I got an ace that quick bro at level seven. I didn't know if I got an ace, bro
Now let me invite you man. I
Wait, thank you for being a positive member of siege. Oh, no worries guys
We actually I should probably save these I should save these
Okay, don't test listen up, bro. I'm listening. Oh, I'm ice-golden. Oh my god. Yes
Yo, I was what up? Yo
Add you to a discord group with me and out test
Yo, have I found your old account on this?
I JUST GOT A BLACK ICE!
On who?
Uhhh...
No, I'm just...
On what gun?
No, I'm laughing, I'm laughing.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Let's go!
Bro, okay, wait, I'm saying...
Heheheheh...
Alright, I'm in.
Alright, so Dantez, cardinal sin, bro.
Don't lie about pulling a black ice, bro.
That's kind of fucked up.
Okay, my bad, my bad.
That's literally fucked up, bro.
They kind of ruin black eyes is with the whole black market thing or the whole
Ubisoft marketplace they kind of ruin a chat. I'm gonna be honest
Bro all these months you've been teaching me League of Legends now it's time for you to step into my domains, bro into my shit
No, yeah, I thought it's what I'm doing. Yeah, yeah
Yo, don't does what you playing through steam?
Yes
All right. Well
can you
Exit out of exit of Rainbow Six huge and then go to the bottom left search bar and type UB soft
And you should see UB soft connect. Okay, you be soft, okay?
Yep, I mean I have it open
Okay, and then once you're there
Once you're there we need to log out of that so
And just get it all to count log into your account top left click
log out yeah log out yep
then i'm gonna give you the uh...
uh...
jimsy let me get you the name so you can just add it real quick
and just don't show screen i guess
i don't think i'm gonna send it
I
In my ass
John is you ready? Well, I've never been more ready for anything my life. I'm gonna take you to a platinum ranked lobby
Wait on PC
You're gonna what I'm gonna throw you into the ocean bro. I did this on League of Legends. It's your time
Which is on me this like day one of league when you just saw it into a silver account and it's just
It's completely went crazy.
That was a platinum account, but besides the point,
bro, here's the thing.
Siege, it's not as bad as like,
it's not as bad as like,
how do I explain this?
It's not as, Siege is not as unforgiving as League.
League's the most unforgiving game ever.
Yeah, true.
It is, but not true, Chad.
Because this is the thing, bro.
As long as you can shoot a gun,
you can get kind of foreign seats
as long as you can kind of shoot it down
yo, hi boys, do you know it?
like, do you remember why I made that my username?
I can change it right now, hold on
no, no, leave it there, it's funny
wait, you like it, okay
yeah
wait, don't test, what is your username?
no, wait, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it
I have to...
don't add it
I'm getting passed around like a blot right now, my gosh
I just, I just...
I'm gonna send it to you
So I spawned in and this guy's behind me. Okay, you're gonna add it. I spawned in and this guy's behind me
What's happening right now?
What is this name, bro
I'm gonna TDM I can't see anything right now. I'm just warming up
Okay, are you loaded up?
Also, Dante, I could just hold up. Dante, I could just add you and then, you know.
Yeah, because GenC, for some reason, every time I open up Rainbow Six Siege,
it automatically puts me into fullscreen and then completely fucks up my mic settings.
Well, it's because Rainbow Six Siege boots up worse than any game in the world ever.
It has the worst booting up ever.
Dude, I just, I just opened Rainbow Six for them to tell me that I need to restart it and reopen it again.
Welcome to siege, pal.
Shit on.
Let me see.
This warmup's not going well right now.
Wait, what do you mean it's not going well, bro? You gotta lock in.
There's no other way without we're gonna win these lobbies.
So, James, would you say that Ubisoft is the worst sun riot?
In what way?
In what way?
Every way.
Um, God, I don't know.
Riot's more strict.
Riot's more strict, but Riot's also probably ran better.
Yeah, Ubisoft is no longer a billion dollar company, by the way.
Yeah.
Wait, so what are they worth?
K
It's just it's more about like it's not even that Ubisoft's bad. It's just like
They don't really fund Rainbow Six Siege at all, and I think they're going bankrupt and I don't know
But they're definitely not as strict as Riot Riot's more strict. Okay, let me just are you in dentist?
Yeah, I mean, I just see fix my like video setting. Yeah
All right, you like feeling
Okay. Alright, Chitty. I'm good now. Hold on. Um, Dantas, can you go to the main menu?
Yep. Click. Uh, go to the normal siege, um, where you play ranked and everything like
that. Yep. And then you should see ranked unlocked. Yes. So it says like more info or...
No, no, no, so go to play when you're you see doka be like in them in the main menu
No, I see a guy that looks like a power ranger. Yeah, you're you're in the wrong game mode. So click Z
Okay
I should see doka be yep. Yep. Now click browse profile playlist
And then um ranked see right yep
Okay
Yeah, I can't do it because I don't have a phone number linked or two sub verification or ten attackers or defenders
Yeah, the attackers or defenders you can buy you should have enough arena. Okay, you know second. Let me do all this son
Secure your account
No, no, I could do all that just just by the by the oh, okay, cool
Okay, so now I go to shop
Wait, which attackers and defenders should I buy?
Um, Jinx here?
What?
Are you mad at me?
What?
What?
I'm just watching.
What attackers and defenders should I buy?
Oh, um, just anyone, bro, it doesn't matter, like Ash, Sledge, Simple Stuff, Ash, Sledge,
Sledge, Thermite, Striker.
It really does not matter.
Who's like the easiest person to one-check in Siege?
Ah, ooh, good question.
Probably like Ash or Sledge.
Really, okay.
All right, so I'll do Sledge, but I already own Sledge.
The simplest character in the game is probably Sledge.
Okay, and then what about defenders?
Simplest in the game is probably Capcan, or Castle.
Thorn, Thorn's good.
Okay.
That Ash has no eardrums, what the fuck is he playing?
Dude, are you just flaming random gold players?
I don't even know what rank they are.
what about pulse oh my god I got all right now I'm locked
bro I'm gonna get Tachanka do not get him he's ass
do not get him he's fucking ass okay
um
But okay, that's Kate good
Cades really good, but I mean you might not know how to use them, but Kate's like one of the best stops of the game
Cades really good bro, but it's like
Like, it's like somebody like Tachanka is good in like pro league, but not ranked.
Why?
You know what I'm saying?
Huh?
Why?
Just think about it like league, bro.
Like, Tachanka is very strat-oriented and no one uses strats in ranked.
Glaz is very strat-oriented and no one uses strats.
Seriously?
What happened?
You said that?
Yeah.
So, you're saying that like Tachanka, like I need to be high IQ to use it?
Uh, yeah.
You need to be disciplined.
Like the thing is, you need to like stay alive and play for your fire, which literally sounds
like I'd rather just take a nightgown and go to bed.
It sounds boring.
Okay.
I want to get you getting kills, bro.
I want to get you in there.
I'm about to send you a friend request, by the way.
What is his name, bro?
I'm going to play Kavera.
Yeah.
So if you play Kavera, that's like one of the most useless operators in the game.
Okay, Dantas.
Yeah, what's up?
I'm going to set all this up, but you're going to have to like log out and log back
in just like a second. Wait, log out log in or just like close and reopen? After I'm done,
after I'm done, yeah. Log out, log out, you just have to log back in. Okay. I say you log out,
right off this. Yeah, okay, I just close it and then I'm gonna have to log out, log in.
It's gonna be fun, bro. Playing a good game. Dude, I'm ready for it, bro. I'm ready for it.
Like, I'm gonna be real see, bro. I've never been good at any FPS in my entire life,
But I think this time it's gonna be different
Bro you dead ass like you dead ass chose the hardest FPS bro, this is the hardest FPS
Yeah, but the thing is like I have jinx you coaching me know what I mean, bro
It's like when you start playing league, but you had me coaching you
Yeah, who do y'all think would win between Dante's and Sina?
Okay, dude, like are we serious?
Bro, I actually think Senna might wipe you.
You're new.
Okay, wait, who would win in a 1v1, you or Rekai?
What is the point of that question, bro? He doesn't play seed.
That would be just, like, naturally talented.
Ask your chat, who do they think would win, you or Rekai?
In a seed 1v1.
Yeah.
Dude.
That's like, uh, literally the most one-sided matchup ever, bro.
Blow to think of it or to think of it.
Oh, to think of it or to think of it.
Same thing to think of it.
Simply travel to the dead gift and it stops.
She don't.
Thank you, champ.
Yeah, but the thing, James, is I don't think it would be that one-sided, because I still
think you could put up a fight, no?
Bro, I would literally not lose the round.
Also, see, this is the hardest FPS in the world, bro, so welcome to the game, man.
I'm ready for it
The second did he vise has me booted up or it's about to be over for the enemy teams
Fuck you's got me
Sorry
So who's a higher rank jettie or high buys
Me he's in flat can't get out of
Wait Jinx is that true?
So there's a couple of stipulations. One, I only solo queue. Two, I get streams
like every game I play. And three, I've been playing League for two months.
But his high-vis is actually a higher rank than you though?
I don't... High-vis, what is your rank?
Emerald 1.
Fuck.
Yeah, he is. He is, bro.
Boy, I don't understand how can you be emerald one and not diamond?
Cuz he just hasn't won enough games
But even Timmy is like hard suck emerald one. So why is everyone always hard suck emerald like no one's diamond yet?
Cuz bro, they made rank 3.0 like really fucking hard. It's actually good for the game finally
So do you need like an 80 for someone right then to get from emerald to diamond or what?
um
I don't know about 80. You probably should know a lot of games played.
It's like a lot of wins.
You probably need like a lot of wins.
Timmy's playing?
Yeah, Timmy wants to play ranked on down, but actually we can't because we're going to have
Dontes.
Dontes can hold his own.
Chad, tell Timmy if he wants to play, he'll be at me and Dontes.
What is that supposed to mean?
What if I got an ace in a plot, Bobby?
You'd have a better chance of getting struck by lightning, literally.
But realistically though, if we're being honest, see just an FPS.
As long as you can aim high and land your shots, you just win, no?
Does he know?
Uh, no, bro, that's not how it is at all.
You have to hear shit, know where shit is, have map knowledge, understand sound cues,
play off your team, play your abilities correct, react abilities.
There's like 50 guns with 50 different recoil patterns.
It's not like headshot you win.
know what you're looking at see it is the hardest FPS in the world bro but if it
only one minute right but if it only takes one headshot to kill people then
realistically you got five headshots you went every round yeah if you're
literally god who's gonna get five one taps in a round me or
So, GenC, if I'm not going to be dropped into like a Platt Lobby and it's going to be like
I'm in the deep end, what's like the best thing that I could do?
Um, get on your knees and start praying.
Bro, you're going to be in a Platt Lobby and you're level 50, but yeah.
I mean bro realistically bro like you're just gonna have to like probably sit in
sight stay alive I'll give you some advice dude somebody just said play
bro can drop fast and die it's not even that bad bro if you play rook that's
pretty good dude think that's good too I don't want to be like a heel slave though
I want to like what you're not in
But you're not gonna okay. Yeah, you got it. Honestly if you want three kills capcans good
Okay, but like will plants even fall for the cap can chops
Yeah, dude champs fall for cap can chops
Bro capcans like the best stop in the game if you're new
Okay
seconds from a star
Who's like the equivalent of Master Yi and Rainbow Six?
You're so cooked bro. I like dude. It's not even
But here's the thing about Siege, okay?
You could literally get to champion in Siege, not using a single ability.
The most important thing about Siege, literally, is just awareness.
It's not even so much about what the ops do.
That's all just extra add-ons.
But you could literally get to champion not using a single ability, just shitting on people.
yeah so that's why I want to know like what's an operator that I could play that
offers nothing to my team but that allows me to really go fucking like crazy
I got montage plays
ash ash is really good for that ashes like the ash vigil cavera I mean no
cavera would be bad because cavera our ability matters like her pistol sucks
The whole gimmick of Kavera is like getting interrogations and stuff.
But what the fuck is an interrogation?
If you shoot somebody with Kavera's pistol, they drop to the floor and bleed out, and they're knocked,
so you can just stand on them and interrogate them, and then you get wallhacks.
What the fuck?
Yeah. She reveals everyone's position.
Which champion do you want trick?
I just play like 50 people
Well, it's enough like
Cope Cope Cope so whore though. There's only can play 50 at the highest level log out and log back in like close
It's not cold bro. It's just I have like 30,000 hours. I know how to use everybody. Okay
and then same email same password
I can tell you my main my main is like
mazzi what does mazzi do he's such a
fucking Chad bro okay so I'm gonna play
mazzi every game no I'm gonna play mazzi
bro miho miho miho you got this bro
I'm gonna be able to coach you pretty
wow um yo hi boys is everything so the same as you sent it initially yeah okay
because it's a low key not working I just logged in wait really with the same
So
Okay, I got it. What's the verification?
So it's mazzi like the easiest operator in the game no
Ma's he's hard. I only play high-skilled shit, bro
Ma's he is the only operator in the game who can deny and create Intel bro
So like mazzi's like for true Chad. He doesn't even have an a-call
Mosse is a game sense operator, which is why I use him. He's not easy. You have facts. You know what you're doing
Did I work on this yep, let me open it. Okay, so wait, what if I played Mosse then?
Yo, bro
Mosse's my guy. That's my that's my guy hands off. That's my guy, but you said you can play 50
Bro, yeah, but Mozzie's my favorite. I can play every operator in the game at a champion level.
My chat's gonna say cap, ignore these fuckers. I can play 70 operators in the game at a champion level.
But, hands off Mozzie.
Well, wait, wait, I need you to lock in.
Okay, but, Jinxie, isn't this lowkey like, I'll coach if you can play everyone in the game,
but you won't let me play the only one I wanna play?
You're only saying him because he's my favorite bro. Literally play anybody else. This is my guy.
Jixzy, I watched your Mazzy montage and he looks so fun to play.
And now you're telling me that I can't play the only guy that I think looks fun.
Okay, what country is Mazzy from? If you can say it in one second, I'll give you him.
Ukraine.
He's from Austria, yeah.
Shit.
Don't, are you in?
Yeah, it's opening up.
Okay.
Perfect.
Yo, why is it that you're shooting my body, sirre?
You're a studio.
As long as you bought all, like, the founding apps,
it should be good to go.
Okay. So wait, if I pick,
so, out of curiosity and an unrelated note,
if I pick a champion
faster than another guy,
does that mean I get it?
Bro, do not fucking touch Mazi!
You understand?
I'm just asking in general. I was like a general. Why else would you ask that?
Okay, you're really gonna fucking steal him. So I'm not not asking questions for general knowledge
What the fuck kind of coaching is this? Yo, here's what you gotta understand on me. I'm not a good coach
I'll never claim to be a good coach. I'm an angry mad guy. Alright, if you fuck up
I'm gonna scream at you and if you sell my elo, I'm gonna scream at you even more
wait so are we dueling on your main account yes bro me how what the fuck okay
I'm ready it's mausoleum an attacker or defender Jinxie did you already add him
yes yeah yeah you have to have me okay don't does not add somebody
Ah, yes
Okay, so it's just the people top right click them
If the three people top right you be soft connect and then the side menu should open up
And then add friends and then it should be right there
correct
Social
Add friends. Oh nice. Okay. I got it. We're good. You added me. Oh underscore Jinxie. Yep. Yep. We're already added
Hold up. I'm lagging. I'm lagging. I need to warm up.
So, Jinx, is Mazian an attacker or defender?
He's an attacker. High-fives put a sock in it. He's an attacker.
League has done damage. Oh, sir.
So, down test. Basically, how it works, bro, is you can only use Mazian attack.
Wait dude did you lie? I just went through the entire attacker list and I didn't see Mozzie
Yo, bro, just like you're not using my favorite guy
Can you check ranked real quick and just make sure you're good to go yeah once I'm just buying one character again
Who did you just buy?
Castle
Much smile and said that I didn't why are you smiling right now?
Okay, yeah, guys warm up your aim by holding an angle and shooting my body you're literally silver like
You people forget the whole point of TDM is to warm up this guy's holding an angle shooting my body like bro your ass
All right, I'm inviting you okay
Are you ever eggs? Are you ready bro? This is like what real shit like this is what this game is
Let me show you how this shit works
school home play now oh don't ask before you start can you click um shift f2
yep don't ask I invited you come up I then go to settings real quick disable
every notification you will get our dark spam welcome to siege okay settings
enable okay all right bro into the right bro let me be clear every
notification I'm not a friendly guy okay if you sell my
elo I'm gonna block you like I'm not your friend right now I run this fucking
game so when I say like listen to what I say bro listen all right I have
literally top five game sense global just listen to what I say and you'll get
kills okay so it jinx if you have top five game sense global that means you
can play more than just mazzi right? I can play every operator in the game at a
champion level yes. Alright good we're gonna need that. Yo if you touch mazzi
it like let me be clear now if you touch mazzi in this rank session I will beat
the brakes off of you. Okay by the way add like an eight second delay just so
you can move around without a UAV on you because chuds in this game will
streets night. If you can't add a delay, that's fine because I'm gonna add one.
Okay, let me see. Because I've I low key forgot to like set up my app, I think.
Let me see what happened. All right, we have a match. All right,
dot test focus, bro. Now this right here is one of the hardest games in the world,
bro. All right, I'm gonna try to give you a help, bro. I'm gonna try to help you.
Yo, lock in. Okay, so here's the lobby. We're in a platinum slash gold lobby. All right.
Okay. You got this, bro.
Who should we ban? Who should we ban?
Ban Emerald Blades or I int.
Wait, why?
Because this is the worst map ever. Dantez, type in game chat, Emerald or int.
How do I type?
Okay.
Wait, we got it.
Alright, we got Outback.
Okay, is Outback a good map?
So basically for Outback, I want you to imagine somebody shitting their pants
and then taking their pants and throwing it into your face.
That's Outback.
But Emerald Blades is actually somehow worse.
So who voted to ban Mozzie?
Who voted to ban him?
I thought we were picking.
Oh, OK.
So in rank, there's bands.
So we got a mirror, it's a great band.
Sweet, sweet, we're dropping fuel pumps.
What I want you to do is spawn fuel pumps.
You're going to go thermite.
He's the orange guy with a white square.
What about sludge?
No, you bought thermite, right?
Yeah, okay, I got their might.
Should I take a shotgun?
No, God no, use an AR.
Shotguns should only be used on this game
if you're on defense, okay?
Okay. That's the only time.
First rule, first rule.
So now listen, bro, we already have, okay.
Your job is to go with Thatcher.
Listen to what I'm about to say.
Thermite and Thatcher in Rainbow Stick Siege
are like peanut butter and jelly.
The reason why is because Thermite can't open walls
if there's electronics on the wall.
But Thatcher throws out EMPs that denied the electronics, and then Thermite can blow up the wall.
Yeah, but, Jinxy, can we even win if you're off Mausie?
Yo, uh, uh, yes, yes we can. I'm not a fucking one trick.
I could play multiple characters on a high level.
Are you ready, bro?
Yep, I'm ready.
So here's what's gonna happen, bro.
You're gonna push with Thatcher, and you're gonna blow up the wall.
That is literally your only job.
It's doing that! You're already being a good heartbreaker.
You're better than half of the people that play hard preach!
Okay, okay, wait. Then is Thatcher Gibson? Is Gibson Thatcher?
He's throwing his powder bomb.
Uh, oh. This guy locked off of Thatcher.
Yo, we need a Thatcher. We need Thatcher.
Wait, why don't you play Thatcher? We can be like peanut butter and jelly.
Uh, because the double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Yo, we need a Thatcher. We need a Thatcher.
Yo, we need a Thatcher. We need a Thatcher.
All right, god, I'm on that for five seconds to go
Okay, don't as come with me bro
You see me I'm right here I'm shooting
Wandering don't wander. Okay. I'll find you. I'll find you all right first skill
You're gonna learn is repelling all right walk up to this wall. I believe it's space more nice
Go to the roof go to the roof
Now this is our objective to breach. Oh, they didn't even reinforce it. Welcome to rank. No one plays proper
Okay
Contest what I want you to do is put a thermite on this wooden wall right here
This
All right, just jump in the bathroom window.
Jump in the window.
Okay, man.
Jump in the window and plant. Plant.
Or no, they already have one.
I've got four last up, Danny.
Two bralsalob. You got this.
Jump in!
What the fuck?
Right, right, right! Lay down, lay down, lay down! Right there, right there!
Nice! Oh my god!
God, I got a shit!
I got a shit!
Wow, you're 1-0 in a platinum lobby, holy aura.
Alright.
Alright. First skills, bro.
Listen, if you do this, you'll already be better than 90% of players.
When you plant a diffuser, you enter what's called post-plant.
Your only job is to sit in the objective and wait for them to come.
Who's voting to ban Mozzie?
Yo, do not ban Mozzie. Bandband it, handband it.
Is- it's Mute a good band?
Uh, yeah, it's a good band. Mute's a great band. Mute's a great band.
I'm gonna play Fuse.
Um, I don't think that's a good idea. I think the odds of you team-killing someone is pretty high on Fuse.
Uh, they banned Thermite. Do you have Ace, do you know what I'm saying?
No, I just talked to Insage.
Yo, can somebody- can- can somebody play Ace?
All right, I'm playing support, what do you say?
I said I'm playing a sludge.
Why are you talking in game so I can talk to my teammates, what are you guys talking
about?
I have to push the talk on.
Dot test, okay, here's what I need you to do, bro.
Laterally just push with me, all right, we're gonna do the little thing called breaching
and droning, all right?
Droning is very important. The reason why breaching is important is because it gives you multiple ways to enter the objective
Not a lot of ranked players actually do it. So it's a good start.
Jensie, I don't understand any of these terms. Can you just say like put a bomb in the fucking window that you can break?
Jensie, it's here like it's state one of League of Legends and your Tommy talked about folk and then play on the ground.
Preaching is exploding a wall.
It just means exploding a wall.
Okay.
It just means exploding a wall, bro.
That's it.
You have to blow up walls to win.
Okay. Yo.
Okay.
I'm just gonna try to tell him to give me the piece.
Spawn with me.
Five seconds before insertion.
Where are you running?
I'm just right where you are.
You're good.
Five seconds before insertion.
Okay.
He's running out.
Don't test, watch out.
He's running out.
He's running out. He's on that yellow thing on that yellow thing watch out. Don't run out. Don't don't don't don't not yet
Don't pick it yet. Wait pick it in three two one
He's not sure
Yes, he is she's in the bottom of the garage
Okay, can I be honest that guy might be hacking because there's no way he expected two of us to be there
That out of I might be hacking. I'm not even kidding. Wait, is that like cop cop cop. So for it or is it like we all
It's yes, it's a little bit of code. Yes, like bro. Just think he might be hacking because there's no way he expected two people
Dude, we're gonna fucking shit on okay, and then he jumped out and prefired somebody okay. He might be happy
Yo, chat! You can call me Ko-Ko-Ko-Sachor? There's a chance he's hacking, that's all I'm gonna say.
Bro, why does everyone use the same-like site?
Uh, because ACOG is the best site in the game. It just zooms in more. It brings...
If you use ACOG, it's easier to see shit.
Yeah, I'm not even kidding, I think Alibis hacking.
Okay, and then he's re-aiming Twitch.
Luckily, he's dog shit.
Okay, maybe Archimedes could clutch us.
Alright.
We can shoot while you're repelling!
Yes, of course.
You can do everything while repelling.
Shoot, run, run, or shoot, drone, aim, reload, everything.
Nice!
Oh my god, they're actually gonna win this, actually win this.
Should be two.
Close slap on the shield.
Yo, yo, Capitao, listen.
If you jump in the window, you can kill this guy on the shield.
Capitao, go back to that window.
No, Capitao, go to the other window.
He's literally on the shield.
Close slap, Capitao. You can light him on fire!
Capitao, do you speak English? He's on the shield.
What? Are you fucking brazen?
I have friendly operator remaining.
I call it nine times!
Okay, so Doc says, report Capitao for griefing.
How do I do that?
Go to his name, click on it, and then report for griefing.
Up for eliminated all friendlies.
I literally gave him the exact coordinates of where that guy was.
What a fucking idiot.
Yo guys, make sure you report Capitao on your ass.
I send the, I send the report.
Okay, good, good job.
Stop voting to ban Masi, Dantes. I'm gonna lose it. Stop.
Band like Bandit, Band Bandit.
I don't know who Bandit is.
Honestly, just don't even ban anything because you keep voting for Masi and that's not a good ban.
Yeah, but doesn't it, isn't it like, majority rules?
Yeah, but you voting to ban Mazi might just make our teammates do it, because people are sheep in this game.
If one person bans something, everybody bans it, even if it makes no sense.
Okay.
These guys like to jump out a lot, so Nomad could be a good selection.
Wait, what if I played Mazi?
Well, we're on attack right now, and on defense, I'm gonna play Mazi.
Okay.
Wait.
Dude, that's actually disgusting.
I've literally told him where that guy was for like a minute and he jumped directly
into him.
This is Platinum Jesus Christ.
Wait, the enemy team has a gold four.
Yeah, I don't know how that works actually because I thought Rainbow Six Siege said,
or no, maybe he's cute with somebody.
He's probably cute with somebody.
Okay, Jitty, you need to walk in, bro.
We need to win.
I know I need to get Emerald.
I know, I know, I know.
My mic input changed.
He clearly couldn't hear you.
I was literally screaming at the top of my lungs.
He's located a bomb.
What should I do with my drones?
Drone the objective and drone the map.
It's kind of a good start as a new player,
because that way you can learn the maps quicker
and learn the operators.
but I'm just gonna let my drone guys five seconds in
it means um your drone got shot
so you can spectate your teammate's drones
okay
I'm gonna try something here
alright I'm ready for this shit
alright I'm gonna hack cameras
I'm using a character called Brava.
She throws out a drone that hacks cameras and I can hack a runes.
I don't know what any of that means.
Oh, it got shot.
Wait, hold on.
Setting up a sequential breach.
all right don't come with me
our snakes are all I want you to do is
drone that explosion get down get that don't get down
drone to that explosion this big explosion right there
Wait, where?
Wait, where is she? No.
Don't just walk in with me. We're gonna kill everybody. Walk in.
Wait, okay.
Oh, I got shot in the head. Don't walk in. Don't, don't, don't, don't.
She's shot me from the floor below.
Don't test. If you walk in, I want you to sprint into the breach and look right.
Sprint in! Sprint! Sprint! Sprint!
Now you're in. Now stop. Amen, amen, amen!
NICE! Oh my god! Okay, you're in breach. Now just hold an angle. They're gonna come from your left. From your left.
Fuck, stop shooting. On your right. On your right. Right. Right. Yeah, right there. Hold back. Hold back. Hold back.
Check him on your left.
FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
He made a shotgun hold on the wooden wall. Kind of an unlucky death, to be honest. Good kill, but you can't show that guy, bro.
Bro, Jingsy.
I'm actually fucking two kills. You're actually good, bro. These guys are you actually have more kills than me
But what happens if I outfrag you?
I might retire
I just had to vert bro, that's so annoying
Wait, does he carry a little easy?
No, like vert basically just in this game if something's wooden it can be exploded
So like what he did was he threw an impact grenade on a wooden floor right below the breach and then watch anybody walk
That's actually really smart like I've done that before
Yeah, I was there just like making a joke and yeah, okay. All right. What do we do now? What what attacker?
She's been a Spanish. Who's ace?
He's the guy in the bottom left that throws the cards the thing about ace and why it's such a good band and ranked is because
He's the best hard-reacher in the game because he has an AK 12. Okay, they've been I'll see these guys just in the stream
The thing about Ace is he's like the only hard breacher with a really good gun, so most
ranked players are too lazy to play it.
They're just too lazy.
Jynxie, I'm about to go fucking crazy on this shit, are you ready?
You're already kind of doing good bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna play smoke
All right, I'm not a fucking carry this shit, bro
How is thermite gun not good cuz they're much gun goes doot doot doot do in ace's gun goes
That's why
Isn't smoke the easiest character in the game aren't you playing something harder?
Yo, bro smoke. Okay. Who's killing this rage bait smoke is hard
Smokes plant denial, bro. Like he's a good like he's a
Bro smokes not easy bro smoke is hard. Well, isn't smoke a one difficulty out of three. I'm playing a three difficulty
No, you're playing. What are you playing?
You're playing fucking chocolate
How does my young ability work
Shoot shoot
Hey that's a barbed wire. Shoot. No no stop. Stop. Stop. That's fire. Now if you use your
other gun, if you swap, shoot the floor real quick. Shoot the wooden floor below you. You
can make burr. Stop. Stop. You can make burr. You can also make rotation holes with him.
okay
so but it's my fire gun to go straight you said often
uh... yes whenever you're denying an enemy for moving
watch out
and it up like this
what the fuck
i'm preventing them from getting close
but you shot fire on the ledge
Yeah, but it said prevent them, bro!
This ram's inside.
Out, they're inside.
They're inside, Dundas. Watch out.
I got one shot.
Bro, I think this IC's guy might actually be hacking.
It's all good, it's time to go.
Get on cameras, don't test flip cameras, okay?
Let me know if you see him.
Just flip through all the cameras.
Think of it like five nights at Freddy's.
Bro the fact that you're doing this for him off Marzia is impressive.
Yeah, he's on any of the cameras.
Alright, so Dante's, what I'm doing is I'm playing my Mira, which this is really good
strategy.
So basically this is bulletproof, but I can see through it.
It's like an invincible window that I can see through.
So then if I see him like here, I can poke out and peek.
You know what I'm saying?
So isn't that just like, isn't that just like cheating?
Now I have smoke.
So basically that guy's round was unwinnable, because I could smoke canister his staircase
so he couldn't walk up because he became damaged from the smokes.
See how strong that is?
No, it's kind of a trouble kill, that was good.
Bro, what if we run to Osa?
Band ram, because they just played ram.
Band ram.
You know, somebody's typing the curse of Ra in my chat.
Osa's a terrible band, don't that?
Nobody plays Osa, she's a horrible operator.
Sort of, I start one training Osa.
You'll be in silver.
Bro, Osa is good if you're like stradding, but again, people in rank don't strad.
All you gotta do in ranked, bro, is just play a good gun and get kills.
That's it. That's literally it.
Play a good gun and get kills.
I'm gonna play Cade.
Okay, Cade's a great operator, bro. Cade's a great operator.
Bro, this guy's typing the fucking curse of raw in my chat.
FUCK, BAMBASSFUCKER!
Bro!
Okay, wait, so what should we do now? Like, how do we even win this shit?
I'm gonna show you why Kate is so good, bro
But how are you gonna show me if I'm playing it though?
Because I can show you what to do. Kate is literally like broken
Sorry, why don't you play it up again?
Because Cade's a support operator and true chads don't play support. So wait, what the fuck?
So isn't this like me just making you do it with me on your first day of league and then I just saw you walking like you me
Yeah, precisely, bro, literally, literally, what kind of coaching is this, but bro, you're
doing good.
You have two kills.
Bro, kill.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, throw a K'd right here and then throw a K'd
right here.
Where?
Where I think the yellow thing, so what is that to watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
Now this wall is electric.
So the only way they can breach this wall is if they break this cave.
So they literally need to go Thatcher or Twitch.
Which, again, most ranked players don't give a fuck about support operators.
So they're not going to do it.
So most of the time in ranked, if you literally just go Cade, you'll automatically win because
nobody brings Thatcher or Twitch.
Because people are fucking stupid.
How often do you play Thatcher and Twitch?
Like this, like if we need it, I'll play it, like that, like this game I play it.
I can't right behind you.
Wait, do not roam with Kade. Kade is an anchor. Come, come, come.
So, Dante, all I want you to do is just literally just chill like here.
He's gonna hold garage with me.
Can they enter from anywhere besides the staircase?
Uh, the windows. Watch out for the windows.
Dante's back up. There's a window right behind you. Dante, there's a window!
Okay, yeah, yeah. No, I-
Run! Get out!
Wait, wait, no, I got this.
Don't worry, daddy killed him.
Gee, just trust me bro, I know what I'm doing.
Now, Dantes, I head shot him, so now meow into my ear.
MWAH!
MWAH!
Good kid.
Okay.
This is what a lot of pro players do.
Wait, they make noobs meow for them in their ear?
Yes, bro, this is literally what pro league is.
If I go outside, how far can I go without dying?
Uh, you'll die in five seconds.
Yo, Dantez, here's the thing, you're walking in barbed wire, which produces a lot of sound,
so enemies are gonna be able to hear you.
Moving, bud!
Dantez, come with me. We're gonna do a duo run.
Okay, I'm walking.
He's right over here.
He's right here, Dantez. He's right here.
He's right here, on this yellow thing.
Aim at that yellow thing.
Oh god. I'm dying, I'm dying.
That was me, that was me, sorry.
WHAT THE FUCK, BRO!
I just wanted you to back up.
Dottess, all we're gonna do is watch the store, okay?
Bro, nobody's hear me, hoe.
Take that up.
If I ever see you do some stupid shit like that again, bro.
Dottess you just blew up wood. Is that a problem? Alright our teammates are on one ping so hold up.
Stop, stop, backup. Where's the one ping?
I'm reloading!
No! Yo, Dottess not bad kid. Not fucking bad kid! Not bad!
3 and 3 is that good?
Yo, that's actually this is actually really good. I'm not even gonna lie to you. That's really good
All right
Okay, so wait, what do I want to play if I want to solo carry?
I
Guess if you want to frag like ash is good or Ram
Doka be
Ashton attacker. Oh
Oh yeah, that's the attacker, sorry.
Ah, defense if you want a solo carry?
Dude, I want to be honest, bro.
If you think you're up for the challenge, play Warden.
His recoil's pretty hard, but a lot of people that carry play him.
Where's Warden?
He's the guy with the blue tuxedo.
But if you only have 10 characters out of that you have him, play like.
I'm gonna go Capcom.
Oh yeah, Capcom's good.
I'm impressed you're three and three bro like dead ass. I'm impressed bro for real. I'm telling you bro
It's a part of Elon Musk 1.0
No, like I'm legitimately impressed bro
All right, let's run this shit. What if I got champion before you in 3.0?
Um it you never better chance of getting struck by lightning nine times bro, okay, dude
I feel like you can't really get champ if you only solo queue.
I feel like you have to stack or like duo queue or trio queue.
I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, is that facts?
I feel like you can only get champ by stacking or like trio queue or duo queue.
I don't think you can get champ solo like that ass.
Again, right? 2.0 for sure, but I don't know about 9.3.0.
I don't see one located at bomb, plant your defenses at bomb.
Thomas, you want me to actually nidog? You're gonna die.
I was gonna show you a bomb because I'm probably gonna stream slamp you.
No, I'm setting up cat-cannon traps.
Alright, Thomas, come, come, come.
Wait, I'm saying my last chopper are you actually never mind do your thing. You're thanks
Low key just sit inside if you're new to the game. It's good to hold site. That's never gonna be bad
Can I win kill me if I'm in the cock bathroom?
Really rarely very hard for you to die there
The only thing you got to watch out for in the bathroom is the window there's no window
Then you're in the bathroom. I'm in the one-off closet
Oh, well that's closet.
But yeah, sitting inside is good.
There's the light stream sign.
You see that chat?
It's wall banging.
I knew they were standing when they first banned mozzie.
Disgusting pigs.
No one first bans mozzie.
I'm just pushing top there we're kind of answering the problem is they're gonna go
I'm gonna die you're gonna be safe in here
No, no, I'm not gonna die cuz they don't know I'm they don't know I'm beside the fridge
I'm looking at him and I died avert.
Got this. Alright, listen.
There's a claymore, close right.
Walk up and shoot the claymore.
Shoot the claymore close right.
Shoot the claymore.
Shoot past.
Okay, now flank, now flank.
NICE!
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
Okay, hi! Don't peek, don't peek!
You will die if you peek that.
Yes, okay.
He's inside, he's inside.
Rip out the barricade.
Turn around, turn around, turn around.
Got this. The barricade!
To your left!
To your left!
Right!
Left!
Oh my god.
So you see? Yeah, right there. Walk, walk straight.
He's inside. Countess, I need you to walk straight. Walk straight.
Turn. See that big X? Pull that.
Pull that out. Now he's inside. He's inside. Keep your gun up.
You saw him on the roadside. You saw him on the big hole.
Look at the big hole. Look at the big hole. You looked at it.
No, no, down. Nice.
The gigantic hole, okay?
Right there, that hole.
You're honestly not fucking bad, kid.
You went four and three in a platinum lobby?
It sounds like-
Nope.
Is that good?
Uh, that's literally incredible.
I actually cannot believe that.
God, I'm gonna rock a piss, bro.
Good shit.
Let's play another one.
All right, let's go.
High-rise, cure it up.
So, wait.
What?
What?
So wait, if I win all 5 ranked matches, what rank am I going to place?
You would place plat.
Okay guys, what's the best operator that I could lock in for Defender?
What if I went...
awarding?
Okay, so we'll get awarding.
And then I could also get...
I
Zombie the fuck this is on me, dude
Thorble device at six is surfaces and releases a gas
Well, that's support shit though. I don't want to support. I want to solo carry
Vigil? Vigil scans trying devices, wipe his image from cameras. But that's useless.
All right, bro.
You're out of tests.
You ready, bro?
Bro, JD, I just bought fucking out.
Whatever the fuck his name is.
Who?
Warden.
Ora.
Steve, bro, you're already thinking like a champion.
This is all you gotta do to be champion at Siege, bro.
Play Warden shotgun with the SMG-12 secondary.
Don't reinforce.
Go on tiktok and don't call out and just shit on people.
You're playing the howl.
Bro, this is what, this is what Stompin' did, bro.
Like, like, you know, bro.
Cause the thing about Siege is you just have to have aura.
Like, if you don't reinforce and you scroll through tiktok in the preparation phase
and you only play SMG12 and try to hit a clip every round,
you're doing what the Siege community does, bro.
Nobody actually plays the game properly, bro.
They call the drone phase the phone phase because people just go through TikTok.
But it's not like that to do in this game?
Uh, no, it's Aura.
It's all anyone does, bro.
I mean, is it bad?
Like, yeah, do pros do that?
No.
Not a single pro does that.
But the thing is, when you play Ranked Bro, nobody cares.
No one cares about their teammates.
No one cares about themselves.
In the prep phase, all you do is just ignore all your drones and then use an SMG12.
So it's like when your league game starts and you're just sitting in base and you're
fucking like not even doing anything.
Ah, bingo.
Literally yes!
Yes!
Right there!
Also, is a Jaeger-
BAN-LAIR!
BAN-LAIR!
Oh my fucking-
I did!
I VOTED FOR IT!
You got to relax dude. You cannot start yelling at me when you don't even tell me to do this shit.
Yo, Don't test. You do this thing where you like auto pilot ban, bro.
I need you to really listen to me on the bans here, bro. This map sucks cocks.
Okay, uh, what?
Okay, bannice, bannice, bannice.
I'm banning cents.
Rod wants to play games drunk with you.
Yeah bro, Ron wants to join us for rank, we're down.
Wait, what rank is Ron in R6?
Miho, I mean, unranked bro, like what do you, unranked bro, he's like level 20.
Yo, Chitty, it's time for you to watch what a real mausoleum looks like.
Yo, I was wondering, okay, Dante, alright, it was fun to get up mausoleum for real.
No, you already walked in mute.
That's as good.
Okay, there's no...
Yo, motherfucker.
Dude, if you wanna ask me, you should have wanted it.
No, no, bro, I don't!
Let me play my god!
Like, don't touch fucking Mazi!
Bro, what if I outfired you, though?
Rascaling my job for kills in a plat, Bobby.
Yeah, and I had seven, bro.
What's your point, buddy?
Or maybe I had six.
Wait, what is my middle click, dude?
Alright, so come here, come here. Let me teach you, Mothman. Come here, come here, come here, come here.
How are you?
I'm the guy with the shotgun.
Right here, come here.
Yeah, of course you are.
Yo.
Hey, hey!
Are you gonna be a student or what?!
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
What the fuck and what?!
I'm sorry.
Shoot your Mothman pest right here.
Now.
PICK THAT STUPID SHIT UP!
PICK THAT STUPID SHIT UP!
I did not say to hit it there, did I?
Shoot your mazzie here! Here!
Now, if a drone comes up the staircase,
you will hack it and it will become your drone.
He's a very strong operator.
Bro, that's shit! What do I care about vision?
Oh my fucking god.
Because bro, top tier player's drone, bro. Top tier player's drone.
I don't know Buster because I've been on League of Legends for two months.
What brand do you want me to be buddy?
Where should I sit?
Where should I sit?
Hold on daddy's killing everybody.
right here's a good spot where you're at right now is a great spot cover my top
cover my top yo what did you say that's cover my top I need to top me
don't test your flanking nothing right now no one's down there they're up here
One's on this window and one's on this breach, up here.
Wait, how do you know that?
Uh, audio.
On the window, on the window, on the window.
Also watch out for the breach.
The breach is right here.
Watch out, you could die from that.
Right.
Douglas, all I want you to do is stand right here and hold an angle on this window.
But then you serve as a breach?
Yeah, but if they breach, I'll see four of them.
Alright, they're pushing over here, Don't test, over here, oh my god, I'll ping.
Come over here, come over here.
I
Changed Max
Don't have to watch this door. What's on this week? Why'd you want to punch that punch issue? Oh shit? Oh shit?
Why the fuck did you run at him?
Bro, I saved the fucking play I saved the play
Bro don't text listen. Oh, bro. Oh listen as a defender
You need to hold the objective in a 4v2 scenario. You do not sprint at the enemies
What the fuck that participant is that in League of Legends? That's like diving into somebody's fallen instead of just kidding the Nexus
Literally, if you just watch the door we win. Yeah, it's Jinx. He didn't you do that when you do it with only a pixel that one time
Okay, you're actually right Ron called wait Ron called
Yo, is this guy trying to, like, get an edit right now?
Is that JC?
Oh my god, there's no way it's JC.
Yo, it's something wrong. It hurts you, uh, there was a bad minute you wanted to talk to me.
What?
Yo, my chat said you're drunk and you want to play games.
Bro, happy Fourth of July, brother.
Yo, is he trying to bog me? What's happening right now? Why is he shirtless?
Is he trying to bog me? What the fuck is this guy doing?
Look at him!
Bro, Ron, listen bro, enough of this shit. Listen, if you want to play games with me and Dante, bro
We're chillin' in Discord, bro.
Okay, I'll get drunk if Dantez gets drunk. Dantez, the world is your oyster, bro.
Mio!
No one wants the last fucking gamers up for the delight, they want to see me come drinkin' it.
I got for it, found a bomb.
Um, and then I want to see some fraudin'.
Yo, you're, uh, Ron, you're lagging, bro. You're laggin'.
What is y'all's Wi-Fi? Aren't you guys in, like, a fuckin' mega mansion?
A what mansion?
Alright, see what I'm talkin' about? Yo!
I said mega! Clear his day!
CLAM I SAID MEGA! MEGA!
FUCKING MEGA!
Dude, stop saying that!
Yo, Dante has put a goddamn sock in it!
Listen, bro, Ron, if you want to play games, we're down.
Oh my god, you're gonna waste me, burger.
Alright, I'll drink, bro. I'll drink. I'll drink. I'll drink.
And Dante said he's gonna smoke pot.
This is...
I mean, brother, the rules aren't...
We're doing that thing, we gotta get it laced in, and he's gonna drink too.
I'm with it.
Yo, I'm with it, Twin. I'm with it.
with it don't hang up your number will
be leaked yo what's up round chat I'm
gonna see you drown right now please
how's it going bro yes man watch a
little bit of footy today probably gonna
light off some fireworks later bro just
gentlemen not yet I might start here the in this gaming session okay but I was
told by Ron directly multiple times that I'm a drunk monster so why do you want
to drink now like what is this shit
I'm just gonna get some drinks, guys.
I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna fix how hot it is.
Okay, alright, bro. You convinced me. See, here's the thing, bro.
I'm trying to, like, get away from drinking because of what happened with Flo's, bro.
I'm not trying to ever revisit that state of my life.
Like, I'm some real shit, man. I can't do that again.
I see where you're coming from.
And, well, I'm not even sure if this is gonna work.
Do you see what's your picture? That's not wrong.
Not again!
This is the state one is...
The stage one is to face, you know, you gotta face, if you're trying to get away from me,
sit on your chair, okay?
Yes, sir.
Yo, why is this guy holding an angle on the bottom of the staircase?
No, Lays, you're right.
You know what?
I'm gonna crack a drink right now.
What are you writing?
What's your racist?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Dude, I don't even know.
I think White Claw or Suncruiser?
I don't know.
The last operator's here.
Hey, little Suncruiser, maybe a little White Claw is for the girls.
the ladies no no what whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what cause manly yo chat what
cause mainly bro what do you mean for the ladies bro no no white cause manly
what okay all right bro yo tell mom to get his ass in the discord now
All right, wait, please if I hang up my number gets me right
Okay, oh wait, Ron's back
Yo, why is this guy trying to mug me I'm not getting in a frame with you right now, bro
Yo, me and Docs as our drinking bro get in here
Yeah, bro, we let's just get drunk and play games all night guys
Yeah, bro, your wife's up Flynn your wife's up, bro
No, I'm just trying to show you something, but you can't show the chat.
That I can't show the chat? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got this in P.O., and I'm not kidding, bro.
I don't know when I should show this, but look.
Okay, this guy's...
Give me five minutes.
Okay.
Yo, Don Tess, are you drinking tonight or no?
No.
Bro, I shouldn't drink then, man.
I'm getting peer pressure, dude.
I just wanna drink water.
Jitty, jitty, jitty.
Just fucking empty out a white cloth filled with water and then just act drunk.
Oh my god, you're right.
Like a larp, larp, larp, so whore.
Dude, yeah, you really get a barp-ing, so it's gonna be good.
Yo, I don't, okay.
I don't larp shit!
I'm not a larp-er!
Jinksy, jinksy.
We all saw the Ronaldo Blaze clip that you had in 2021.
Yo, did you just hallucinate?
We're not. I've never glazed Ronaldo in my life.
Bro, we all saw the 2021 clip.
Yo, bro, listen, I've played football since I was five years old, bro.
There's no mark in this house.
All right, bro.
OK, Jinx, I'm setting up five cap cap traps on the same door.
good good kid okay now don't ask what I want you to do that's really important
okay you need to start meowing in my ear in five seconds because if you do I'm
gonna get the e-girl buff and I'm gonna spawn people okay okay okay I'm ready so
now okay get to me out
No!
See, you didn't like...
No, okay, I died.
No, shh, I'm dead!
I'M DEAD!
No!
Bro!
No, you didn't meow good enough, you have to go like...
Can't you meow?
Meow!
And then I would've killed the evil.
Dude!
You actually just have to go!
Can't you meow?
And then I would've literally killed the evil, but you fucked it up!
Dude, what the fuck kind of sick coaching is this?
You just brought me onto your main account to do with you and play supports and have me meow.
Uh, yeah bro, this is what Stompin' did, bro.
Alright, now listen, run straight and put Barbed Wire on the staircase.
We don't want you getting caught off guard.
That's a ladder.
That's a ladder.
To your right.
To your right.
Barbed Wire, down, down, down, down.
Go down more.
Now!
There!
Good.
Now run up.
Now you won't get caught off guard.
Well, play it.
Okay, right now you're just chilling.
You're holding sights.
Okay, they're pushing the other objective.
You have to go over there.
They're going to push A site, all right?
I want you to walk through this door
and then hold an angle on the door to the left.
You're going to walk through and see a door on your left.
Hold this angle.
Hold that.
That's limiting par fact.
Hold that.
Nice.
Stop moving.
They can hear every movement in this game.
Hold that angle.
Keep holding that.
You're going to get a kill.
Trust me.
Back up a little bit.
Back up a little bit.
the fuck do I do now are you aiming with your penis
what wait your teammates about to kill everybody I think
hold the door again look at the door again don't be afraid we sweat
what the fuck you shot your stop moving
Hey right there right there right there right there actually nice wait wait wait
they killed each other I bet what do you want you did good you did fine kid
how do I just get fucked on that hard
okay our team might win this it's because you made so much noise bro laying
down makes a lot of noise and they just knew you were there don't ever do that
only lay down when you shoot while you do it so that way they don't hear you
like shoot one or two bullets while you're prone wait so it's less bad to shoot than
it is so just straight up prone are you fucking serious yes bro it's called
masking sound our teammate is in an unloosable 1v1 because he's on pulse so
basically as soon as this guy plants you can track his heartbeat through the wall
Oh, that was cool.
Or to make things that are the wallbangs.
Well played.
Nice guys!
We're jinxed, you had a good idea.
What if we did it? What if we do a drinking stream?
With Lose and Ron?
And we can't end until we win a game of Fall, guys.
We already did that and it was a fucking disaster.
Never again, bro.
Bro, I wonder what games do we even play?
If it's me, Ron, Dantez, Lacy, Lace, that's 5.
What can we even play?
League of Legends ranked 5's.
God, how generational.
Bro, but I don't think any of them are ranked.
Unless Highbibes comes in clutch.
Tryin' to know what game we can play, bro.
Ooh, garlic phone, that's a good game. Wait, garlic phone's a good game.
Yu-Gi-Oh, how the fuck are we gonna play Yu-Gi-Oh on like Steam?
So what about like Fall Guys?
No, we need five.
No, Magic the Gathering.
What the fuck is that? What is magic?
would you never heard of that no dude it's like a it's like Pokemon but
better Jenny think I could one be for them in siege no way low key maybe I'm
out of your kidding or no laces diamond laces like diamond
I
Will call me to lose you know, I think I could one before not even getting me or a good one before bro
You know you can barely one-to-one plots in the sobby
What type of student
What type of fucking student is this dude you make me meow you literally make me meow
Wow!
Bro, if we do mecha, we gotta get more peeps!
Oh my god, this guy's, oh no, he's out of...
My timing is so...
I think this guy has walls, I just experienced the most disgusting stream side by thing in
sujessery.
Wait, what happened?
Did he run out and see for you?
Yep.
chat, how could we play mecha, dude?
chat, it's Ronald, let me add Ronald to the call, hold up
for the last mecha lava we had was 8, cause there was just 20 people fucking
yapping
It's right here, our teammate walked into a C4 and then also hit him from behind for
some reason.
And then our teammate turned his back to an enemy.
Round set, one second, okay.
Dude, Loki, Gartik's phone's not a bad shout.
Dude, but Mecha could be fun too, man.
Jon says, uh, you're 0 and 3 Lee right now, what's going on, baby?
Bro, I got spawn killed by a fucking C4!
Yeah, so what I want you to start doing is every time you leave spawn, just literally
jerk off for 10 seconds and you'll never get spawnpeeked again. You think I'm
kidding? This is what's stopping it. Every time you spawn in, just jerk off for 10
to 15 seconds and you'll never have to worry about getting spawnpeeked again.
Wait, how often does that shit happen though?
Uh, spawnpeeks probably once a game, honestly. Somebody dies to a spawnpeek.
I'm not even kidding though. Once a game, somebody dies to a spawnpeek, like dead
I know what I'm going to do.
Jinxy, what if I told them the best LMG user in Siege history?
I would say you never saw Prime Jinxy, bro.
Hello?
Yo, Ron, what's good?
Hey, hey, hey, Junko, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't tell.
What's up, Ron?
Hey, hey, hey, hi, Bo.
Ron, you been doing a little bit of boozing?
brother if we're not drinking work my fridge you shut my fridge thank you daddy
yeah you try to do a little chat but we're trying to do a drunk
oh we're down we're down bro yo run how about we all five get drunk and play
Peter bot in a 5v1 at 4-night everyone I get beat Peter by silver so
All right
That's it friends. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, you can that says you can't see me
But it's Dion Sanders putting his shoulder on Travis Hunter putting his hand on Travis Hunter shoulder
Talk who's better Ron or Peter boss?
Um, I mean Ron you could answer that one down the bomb
I think Ron Deffen. Don't I respond to you?
Oh my god, uh, Jinxie, two of our players just died for C4.
Hey, Ron, what's up?
I got a question for you and on test.
Yep.
Um, hey Jinxie, you're drinking, right?
Hold up, I'm not seeing a clip that says that you're going to empty out a bottle and you're going to put water in it, bro.
What up, what up, I'm out of clutch, if you clutch this, I'll slam this drink.
Oh, god, come on, he's my daddy.
Shit, what happened?
Stay, blanks the staircase.
Why are you playing the staircase, you little blot?
Not this how'd you die me? Oh, what happened bro bro? I try shooting down a door and the guy's waiting behind it
Wait Chad drunk or no drunk. I don't know
Yo, bro. Listen man. I
You told me I became a drunk monster when I'm drunk bro, so I'm done drinking man like
Yeah, but bro the thing is at the end of the day man as long as you're happy who cares what other people think
Bro Jinxie you're your home edge, it's closer to live, bro.
Just don't over drink, you know, cap yourself, bro.
Like if you're feeling a little tipsy, just stop.
Don't do it, you know what I'm saying?
If you feel good-
But no, but I'm gonna-
Like dude, the thing is I'm getting a six pack this year.
Like I'm locking in.
I keep-
Why'd you laugh?
You might as well make a tweet too.
Tell everyone to like and tweet, bro.
Uh, no!
I'm not having any.
I'm not doing that.
I'm getting a six pack.
And I don't care what nobody says, bro.
I'm good to be able-
I'm getting a six pack when you sit at home, play video games,
shut out eating everything you're curvy bro and then drink each drink each drink game bro
and you goon uh i i have not goon in literally three months okay listen bro
that's two months okay listen bro i'm fully locked in i'm fully locked in bro i'm getting a six pack
I'm not gonna tweet it out and then like you and lacy bro. I'm not gonna tweet it out
Act like I'm gonna give away money and then not give away money. No, I'm getting your actual six pack, but okay
Okay, I'm getting a suspect too, and I'm not gonna lie. I'm making a tweet. I'm making a tweet
Lacy, what's up, bro?
You're making a three. Yeah, Lacy. What's up, bro?
How you doing, bro? Yo, you guys want a 4v1 me and Siege
All right, yo we can do a little bit of a wager dude like I think I win this I'm not even kidding
Uh, it would be you run the tests and lays yo Mudo, what do you want bro? Oh brother
I
Did you just hang up on him?
Here's your me. You know
Hey, this are my biggest motivators at the table with dinner with success and let me tell you bro. It's not happening. Yo, uh
Uh, Laze, what is your peak ranked in R6, bro?
Uh, Diamond, during Operation Health and Operation Chimera.
Fuck, Chad, I think I still won before this.
Lacy, are you unranked?
I'm bad now.
I just got ranked in Silver on PC, but I haven't really
grinded, I just played my placement.
I'm an undefeated champion against Senna.
I beat her 7-0.
Dude, y'all want to rock a quick 1v4 before we rip Mecha?
Was it a little bit loose?
Yeah, like, I don't understand.
You wanna stick this on or something?
It's gonna take us longer to load up Rainbow Six Beach
than it is to fucking you to play us, bro.
He's right.
He's right.
We can get him.
Yo, put it up now, put it up now.
Bro, let's do it.
I'll do a little wager, man.
I'm pretty confident of myself.
Wait, you'll wager?
Yeah, bro, I'll wager.
We'll go up to like five.
It won't even be long.
I will wager.
Did I butt down somewhere?
I'm getting a call from someone who used to work at Faze.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna get a call.
What's up, Adam?
What are you working right now, what's up, buddy?
What's up?
How you doing?
Hey, Thomas, happy Fourth of July, man.
He sounds drunk.
Is he drunk, perchance?
What was he talking to?
A phased member or something?
I don't even know what's happening.
Is he drunk?
Well, I think everyone's fucking drunk today except us
Yeah, bro, I'm fucking reason. I'm sober. I'm getting a six pack like I'm really about this shit
Yo, Lacey, I gotta get a six pack bro. Like it's over like it's I'm gonna start logging bro. I'm gonna start logging shit, bro
Just drink
Yo, Lace, it's a national drinking holiday. Peer pressure classic. No, bro
I'm locking in bro. Like I need I need to get a six pack in a month. Like I'm not drinking shit
one dude I'm gonna eat chicken and rice every day eat salads vegetables like I'm
gonna get huge bro don't that's listen to me listen to me clear we're gonna take
oversight all right okay how
Oh
So leave the strategy see
Riding for
In the shape
Yeah
I'm back
He's getting an icon skin, but I think he just confirmed it. What did he say he said that all of a sudden
I've been trying for that a lot now. He's saying that he's getting a six cat
The icon skin before stable Bernardo, bro, I'm gonna watch this house with the fuck I'm always streamed with a fucking bazooka
I'm gonna blow up this fucking house
My go live notification
I'm going to have a fucking rocket launcher attack me, and I'll pull it back.
Bro, or, oh my god, that's good aim.
Or maybe, just maybe, four nights are good a game, and I like playing good games, bro.
Come on, man.
Like, the Pro Am, you already got some good Pro, bro.
You're going to win. Don't worry.
Yo, uh, who's your pro for the Pro Am, bruh?
Uh, they gave me clicks.
I'm just kidding.
Wait, Lacey, who's here, bro?
I think it's announced yet.
Wow, all right, we know it's Lacey, bro.
Yo, Lacey, that's not a fair team, buddy.
That's not fair, and you know it.
The shit's lamicki.
The shit is lamicki if you win.
Okay, so let's say it was hypothetically me and Clicks.
How is that not?
Leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak,
leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak.
I'm saying if it was.
Yeah, okay, how's that fair?
It's a pro and a semi-pro.
It's called pro AM.
Bro, that's like them putting me with fucking like
any pro bro, it's like a pro to pro like,
I shouldn't even be allowed to play.
Exactly, like who do you want me to play with then?
You see, there's not a single pro I could play
without would be fair.
I got somebody.
Who?
Mr. Peaky.
That's not a pro.
It's a pro?
Yo, what, it's you're the pro bro.
You literally have winnings.
I have to be the pro.
If you have earnings on Fortnite, you're a professional.
Why?
Because you earned money on Fortnite.
Factor cap!
I'm not alive like so you're gonna I know some people that got earnings off for like that
Definitely are not pros, bro
Look dude all I'm saying is bro. I mean that's it you agree with me, right?
Guys I'm a pro player what he's talking about like yo, this disrespect that I'm not a pro player
I could
unsoundably get on for like any day of the week and
And either win a game, win a tournament, I could win games, bro.
Okay, so Ron, if you're a pro, get an amateur teammate. Period, bro. Get an amateur teammate.
Like who?
Here's the cold hard facts, bro. And Ron, it's time to wake up and smell the coffee, bro. You were a pro.
If we did a pro-amp with me and you, we would get dead last, bro. Everybody knows that.
Can you do me a favor? Can you do me a favor? Can you look at the camera here?
Hey, guys.
Yo, Jason, what up, Buttercup? Happy 4th.
Happy 4th, Jason. Happy 3rd.
So, don't y'all normally do like a party or something?
What's going on, Gaint?
Because we're growing up, bro.
Fuck this party shit. Let's get drunk with the guys,
turn our camera on Discord, play a little matcha-chameleon.
Fuck it, bro. Life's good, bro. Life's fucking good.
We're gonna be any better, guys. Couldn't be any better.
Real.
Yo, look, brown chinch.
Um, I think we on siege for 30 minutes
Is rainbow six each anti-fun like why did I just take four minutes to load up the game per to say I need to restart
It's just anti-funding do they don't fund the game bro. You're close though
Jinxy, what is rainbow seven?
Rainbow seven
all of the games have six in the name
yeah
yeah
I'm gonna make one for you
holy w
number we got room y'all we got room y'all
so what what what do we do
We're not making you what's the bet how much money that he can beat us. Oh, and now it's different if it's a 1v5
I don't know about a 1v5. I will give you a kill. We've got what you want
Who vamos vamos? Yeah 1v5 kill me
You're I'm just letting you know right now. It is physically impossible to 1v5 us. I'm not kidding
Yeah, you guys are like four coppers and ladies check. I'm not even taking a chance
I'm not a chance. There's not a huge debt. I don't have a chance. You should give me like give me like
All right, take high-fives, bro.
All right, let me get Muda.
Oh, no.
Oh, brother.
Oh, brother.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He almost lost the 2B2.
Yeah, you almost lost the 2B2 me and Jason.
You think you're going to beat me and, like,
Yeah, and you guys had a six-round lead,
and I fucking wiped you guys.
He's 7.
We should have won that, by the way.
I don't know.
All right, how about this?
We'll do this in season, then after,
we'll do all of you guys versus me and Ron before that.
That.
I think we just lose that, I'm going to be honest.
Fortnight skill gap from siege skill gap is way different. It's not about the skill gap, bro
It's about seeds. You can just get a headshot
Like this
I haven't done drinking this Mike's
combination of a shot
You see the awareness
Open that up
No, no, I can't bro. I'm gonna open up a Yeager black ice give me a second
No, what I think we should do is we should maybe cam up get a couple of drinks, bro
Fuck it. I'm down bro. Let's get drunk for camera and discord. Yeah, it's for three our game's almost over man
Sorry guys. My OBS. That's not under where as well. It's fine. Oh
I could get a teammate for the 2v5 whoo
a
Point lays with the camera. You just say spuit
Now we got a wager two of us five of y'all
Okay, what if we give y'all a round lead I
Don't think we went around no
We don't win with with with sport
It's like fucking
God in your siege, of course
True. Well, SPOY is like 10 of you, Jinxie.
Yeah, Loki, me and SPOY are just too unbalanced.
My chat is saying that you lost a plax. Is that true?
We have not lost a singular game today.
Bro, this is the problem with propaganda, bro.
Like, no, I'm fucking wiping the floor with these guys.
Yeah, what is my skill level in season, you say? Rank wise.
What's your level? What's your level?
5.
So, unranked. Zero. One.
No, literally no you haven't even got level 50. You're not even copper you're actually wood
They should stop calling it. Yes level does equal skill. You don't even know like what map you're on
China's points down they're not down
Well, that's a fair game this five of y'all lock in
Like watch see he almost said to bro. See chat up almost there
Bro jigsie, I'll be honest with you and I don't want to
I'm not trying to farm retweets or nothing like that
But I don't think you were ever like a slow at siege
All right
Dot test did you get spa peak bro?
Yep, welcome. Yo run. Let me say this though
So I was a cop might be able to make everybody look like
I'm gonna kill the whole lobby real quick
Wait what you got a text
Oh
Wait Kai said text
Bro this last game was decent, but why is this one so miserable it's the same map
It's just spawn peaks, bro, it's literally just you're just bumping you dude
Not this have you been doing what I said I said every time you spawn in jerk off for 15 seconds
You'll never get something again. Yeah, no, I'm gonna start though. They really grip your tip
I'm not kidding. No, you don't need to spawn for 15 seconds. You don't get something
It's four four four four
Unless they close this it might oh it might be over now. Let me see the clutch
Bro Kai just texted my phone bro. You're right. We said oh
Oh shit, we're in no he said ladies good to be a part of it. I don't want you
Wait ladies
Wait, are y'all gonna be are y'all gonna be professors at streamer University or students?
Yeah, talk to me girl
Absolutely fucking not no
He's just a fucking content creator as all he is bro.
You're just a content creator.
You have to accept that real bad job.
You know what you are?
I might even try to be disrespectful.
He's happy to have Rainbow in every other game.
He's just all shit.
Kind of.
OK.
Well, guess who has two thumbs that just hit Diamond
and Rocket League today?
Nice, bro.
How long does that take?
Like eight months, seven months.
Bro, Lazy's Diamond.
Look, bro, let me say this, man.
I'm just going to say facts and chat.
You guys can stop me when I lie.
Chat, are all the people that I used to play with and against
in those console tournaments in pro league right now,
yes or no?
Yes, they are, bro.
Half of them are pros, bro, literally.
We were in fucking pro league, man.
Yo, look at that guy's left leg, by the way.
Look at his left leg.
Yo, Dylan, can you mock my friend, Jason, real quick?
I'm not letting you do that.
Do that, say, chase him.
Chat, why don't y'all say, stop, what?
No, they're all pros, bro, like all of them.
Oh my god, oh my god, it's just not happening, it's just not happening.
You see?
Well, bro, guys, if you guys don't want to get the work, I understand, we could play
the macabre, we could play a game more of your guys' speed.
Bro, we are on the game.
Oh, I am.
The thing is, Rainbow should be boring because we would just molly-walk if you wanted to.
So then, let me get a teammate, bro, let me get one guy and then it's fun.
Who, bro?
Who, who can you get to make it fair?
Chad, give us a person.
Uh, this guy named William.
This guy named William.
Oh, is he a fucking bro?
Is he like someone?
No, this is William. Who's William?
We want Charlie. Who the fuck is William?
William Lofton. I want Charlie.
You can play with Cina.
Wait, why don't you get Mr. Peaky?
Who the fuck is Mr. Peaky?
Alright, first off, watch that shit.
Second, bro, the goat, bro, what do you mean who's the goat?
What do you mean? He's the goat, bro.
What?
Okay, listen.
Boy, go fuck yourself.
Yo, bro, wait, it's not.
Fortnite?
Bro, Mr. Peaky plays every game, bro.
Wait, so what do you do on my Twitter account
so that you earn $3,000 from Rocket League?
Or not Rocket League?
Rainbow, that was your earnings was 3K?
Literally so not true.
I mean, that's just pulling numbers out of pen air.
Literally so not true.
I earned thousands on that game.
Yeah, no, no, no, that's not true.
Nothing bro.
Look, well, if I won't be five y'all, I need to get around the dude.
Let's keep it fair.
Yeah, we'll give you all round.
I don't know why I want to lose a single round.
I was off for it, found a bomb.
It's been like an eight kill lead round to 100.
I think you're a lot worse than me.
You're I'm a lot worse than what?
Like you think you are better than you actually are.
What type of fucking discord call it I thought this was like a chill like 4th of July. I'm just getting berated, bro
We're gonna verse each other, bro
GXC has essentially zero dollars an official competitive tournament earnings and professional player
Did you frauds in Korea rather than a eSports athlete?
You know because what we did was console tournaments. They weren't pro tournaments, but half those guys are in probably you put console
Streaming I'll watch your streams and it would say hundred thousand
I mean do you want me to be honest?
Yes
Like
Probably
Today's the watch you guys thought they were hood for 100k
The whole Saturdays I literally thought that was for 100k
So how much were they?
Wait hold up
So you're telling me every Saturday
Probably like uh
You're telling me I'm a singer
My chest ain't no 100 dollars
I was sweating out watching you play for 100 dollars bro
Wait you were 100 for the tournament?
Yes I was
They were 100 dollars
Dude
Yes
Yes
Yes
They're way too sick at most of 50 dollars a month.
Friendly lad, don't worry.
I mean, he was trying to look cute.
Yo, guys, you know what?
First off, let me say, I didn't start that whole trend
of the fake titles.
But let me say this, the tournaments were not 100 bucks
to the winners, bro.
It was not 100 bucks.
How much were they?
How much?
It was like it depended on how many entries there was.
What was the basic?
What was the basic?
Imagine.
Like, what was like, come on, toss.
Don't really remember bro. It was something it was like a figure. I don't know. So you don't remember but you play a thousand of them
It was a lot bro a lot of money now listen bro, are you ready to play or what?
All right, just lost upon them lobby how the fuck do you think you're gonna win about 1v5 what a fuck is diddy
Because those guys were good, bro, you guys are not you guys are coppers
People patch all right Ron. How do I invite you bro? It's not letting me invite you man. Are you peering on?
Okay, you guys want to cam up yeah, I'm down down to us. What if I'm okay? Yeah
Oh
No time I got a time I did my yeah, what's going guys turn on your cameras in the chat
So you guys can feel like you're a part of this I
Need a beer, bro
Play some siege with the guys. I don't think you guys should drink man. I think I think we should all get six packs
Bro, I think we're done. Let's see drinking in 2020. I want to have fun with life, bro
But what actually happens your guys this fourth party because I remember yesterday you were trying to like actually set it up
Just don't want to talk about
I
Be under the day, bro me and don't ask couldn't make it bro, so they had to call that shit off
Me and don't that's could not make it bro. Yo guys listen man. I think this is camera over
Yo, why is he trying to like you see what this guy's trying to do right now
You guys have good camera quality, bro, my camera quality is child. I
Don't know this camera. By the way, John says holy testosterone mahog on Ron
Yo, you guys gonna look alike a little bit, yo.
I'm gonna say, you see, you're literally Joe just injecting estrogen into his ass, bro.
You understand that?
Yes, the current lead right now, yes, but I'm gonna have a six-pack in one month, bro.
Why is there even a six-pack challenge?
No, because let's all make a tweet, let's all make a tweet right now.
So we're all liable for a six-pack, bro.
I don't want a six-pack, bro, I want to eat your food.
Dots as for more purposes bro, Lacey and Rob. He's drinking Mike's hard lemonade as he says that
Lacey and Rob do this every month, and they just scam their Twitter followers now listen, bro
I'm actually gonna get a six pack. I would have a six pack, but I have an injury
Here's my current physique, and you guys let me know what you think bro. This is day one of the lock-in
All right day one's like oh
God
See it.
I ain't not bad at all, bro.
Wait, can you flex your pecs or no?
Wait, do you have Gino or whatever it's called?
Your nipples are just too big.
Wait, bro, the only problem is that I'm like,
slight mantis, bro.
It's not even bad, though, James.
You don't have mantis, you have a Gino.
Yo, that's how it's.
I think it's Gino, yeah?
No, I know what to it actually is.
Like, we both have it.
I don't know what the don't want me in there.
Pinch your nipples a little bit.
Pinch your nipples a little bit.
Do you actually have Gino?
It's OK.
Make your nipples a little bit.
Oh, yeah, that's kind of, that's kind of.
Or you could get, you could just,
I think you just max out your protein, right?
Can't that go away?
Yeah, so, bro, basically in 30 days,
I'm gonna have a six pack, bro.
And if not, like, just unfollow me, chat,
like, block me, unfollow me, report me to the FDF.
Make a tweet, make a tweet, make a tweet.
I'm not making a tweet, bro.
Take a seat.
Hold yourself accountable, bro.
The problem with y'all, no, the issue with y'all
is you guys make a tweet, bro, just lock in.
Okay, but if I, okay, so if I, if I
You guys just have to lock me in, bro.
You guys are chugged.
Randomly on stream, no one would care
unless there was a tweet to like.
What's that, bro?
Like, I'm just being honest.
Like, you have to hold yourself accountable, bro.
Didn't you just do a 7-Eleven mukbang?
Why is my chat saying you do a 7-Eleven mukbang?
In all fairness, I did give him the idea, though.
Dot-Taz literally gave me the idea, bro.
7-Eleven food is good, though.
No, it's not.
What? No, it's not, bro.
It's not bad.
You get the right items. It's not bad. Okay. What items right now? Okay. Uh, the first of all chicken wings not bad
Okay, they're not bad. Yeah, I agree water melon spears are good. They have a whole candy section. They have a whole chip section
How does he know you get the spicy
Also, you go for actual hot food and you're really hungry pieces pieces not that bad in 7-eleven
They also have the tostito rules like they're like little tequitos or yo, jimsy
Ask Lacey ask Lacey to close his eyes to name every menu on the McDonald's menu. He can do it. No, don't do McDonald's do
They do a new one. Do a new one. He named it. He named every talk about talk about
Do talk about
Lays by the way, holy jawline, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Yeah, I said Lays
I did not say you bro. I said ladies look at me
Bro, that's right like that. He's got a just trying to get at it, bro
He's got it on your head, bro
He did has got an editor on you know, you realize like we're going to a World Cup game in a week
Like that's gonna be IRL bro. You don't want to fall into the same trap Marvin fell into bro
Like you need to lock in cuz I don't look good on this camera, buddy
Like
Marks for this bridge
Can we leave logging in like
Let's leave that shit last month as cringe. We don't need to be doing no modding contest anymore
I'm tired of you put black bars over people's face when I'm just one of them like we get it
You got a bunch of right now everybody's not have a black bar on their face
Okay, bro
Listen man. What what game are we hopping on y'all like what game are we getting off?
See I'm gonna draw
Bro, you said oh mecha Camille
But didn't you before you get on a match at Chameleon didn't you literally said that you could 1v5 us?
I want money bro. I'm not alive. Yeah, I could 1v5, but I need a round lead
Okay, how much of a round lead one round
Because bro, to be fair, I said 1v4 and then Jason joined and Jason's not even bad.
What the fuck?
I mean bro, not.
What the hell was that?
Look bro, let me keep it a buck.
Let me get one teammate.
Alright, who?
Do you want me to call him right now?
He's just gonna get a pro.
He's gonna say he's better than him.
Just a normal-ass teammate, bro.
It's not gonna be a pro.
It's not gonna be split. All right, I got my emoji bro fries emoji. I swear to God. It will be split
Yo, stop it, what's up?
Stop it. Do you want to uh, maybe do a 2v5 here?
Yo, this is my duo. What do you mean?
You should ask me earlier, bro, it's 3am.
Hey, take it off, Scott.
All right, stop it.
Hey, happy fourth, bro.
Take care of yourself, kid.
Happy fourth, bro.
He's like Canadian, isn't he?
No, stop it from Texas, bro.
What do you mean Canadian?
All right, stop it.
I'm going to catch you, bro.
All right, bro, see you.
See you.
You can play on Monday, Mike.
Ooh, Monday, Mike.
Not bad at all.
So me and my dad, 2v5, bro.
That's a teammate.
That's more useful.
Pretty fair, too.
Okay, yeah, you know what bro like y'all win. I'm not gonna 1v5 you guys, okay?
Okay, so we just have our cash-offs that was a wager. Yeah, what do you usually you're dodging tonight?
You're dodging we can okay five you brought a lot of okay, so if we wager bro. I need like one teammate
Let me get one teammate, bro
Wait, how about me and Dante's 2v4 y'all?
Okay
I
Did I hit an ace today at level five
I mean we
Mean we could to I could to be fine. I could get high boss if dog is not on heck room
Then we just how though good is don't test like on God's couple of time. Is he like that good like I'd say like Max
That's copper three.
OK, so you're like saying, like, listen.
Copper three is a stretch, bro.
He's new to, he's like level 10, bro.
He's level 10.
Like, I'm new to the game, but like, not.
No, no, no, no.
How much money, how much money do you want to put on this?
Let's put some gifts and subs on this before the July.
Uh, OK, let me think here.
2v4.
God, even 2v2ing you and Jason was tough,
but y'all did have a big lead.
Lays is in the mix.
100 gifted each.
I'm gonna do a thousand get to you. Yo, this seems like a bad wager to have. It seems bad. I
Feel like I'm getting a window here. Wait. Why don't we to the five but I get high-fives
Wait, how about y'all are annoying bro
They're spamming the same shit this maybe much I don't know no
Oh, no, I just moded Laze and they're just fucking putting Calypso sideways.
Fuck.
Did you actually...
What?
Bro, this is 2v4, man.
I'm pre-moded.
I'm low-key pre-moded.
2v4, how much now? How much? How much?
Oh, brother.
Yo, I don't know about how this is fair, bro. I don't know if this is fair.
This is your idea.
Oh, hi-vives, Jordan. That's weird.
Yo!
Wait, why don't me and hi-vives just 2v5 y'all? That's fair.
Bro, hi-vives, that's camp! How's that fair?
You can't be you a sweaty. Yeah, bro. It's gotta be you and Dante's you already made up the rules, bro
But the thing is Jason's not even bad. Lacey's not even bad
You think you lose a 2v4 2v4?
Yeah, you're a noob. You're a noob. Well, look think about it like this, bro
I barely move. He's a noob. All right. Here's the thing. You're a top tier pro. 2v4, but it can't be on Oregon
You can't be on Oregon.
What?
What?
No.
Don't just sit in the corner and hold the door.
It's stupid.
Okay.
So you're scared.
So you're scared.
Got it.
LOL chat.
LOL.
Yo, I'll put any amount into this, bro.
Come on.
Two before.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Two before.
Oregon, you can walk anywhere.
You can pick any set.
It doesn't have to just be kids.
Okay.
Deal.
Oh, dude.
My brother's fighting off fireworks.
What am I doing with my life?
Oh, by the way, Jason, Ron Lays, I have a firework coming into your package.
You're about to light up.
Oh, God.
Invite your run invite them invite them
Respect I put my username in the discord group chat anybody want to shoot me a friend request. Okay, I got you out of
Hey, Jenny, give me an invite. I'll be back. I just something about I don't think you do I launched through Ubisoft not steam
Don't ever talk to the king like that
Wait, what am I doing?
You guys I have an interesting idea, bro emo to describe what I look like what king, bro
Me and spoi 2v5 y'all y'all risk nothing y'all can literally
All this me how shit bro like come on bro like come on me how let's just fucking play the game put some money on the line
He sees you verse five four you and that's what I'm saying
Four unranked players, bro. That's fair. Well, you think we'll brah
Oh
Okay, Lays hit diamonds. Let's watch unranked player bro. We watch that shit
That's okay. I'm not alive to say you're new and just say you're scared and just say Simon carry you
We don't have to do this bro. That's let's do it. Hey, bro. You're literally the one this is rage bait and it's gonna work
This is gonna work. I'm dead ass
I get it if you want to dub this not put some gifted on the line you're scared of your reputation bro
cuz your chat's gonna say you're bad at the game bro like we're not like we don't have to do this bro
You know I'm saying don't feel pressured to like yeah, I bro like no one's gonna be mad in the chat
You know say or we could do a little double with spoit. Maybe but just like I say a kill me, you know
Yo, I'm a good player at this game. There's four of you fuckers like and your guys are all mouse and good
To be fair, I had diamond on controller. I'm keyboard now. No, it's coming
Look bro, I don't know
invite guys when I'm right yo boot I invited you you ought to open jinkie
stream he's literally cheating and adjusting settings right now I'm
making the game I'm making the game so James he's cheating from us about
mama cover for the Julyo ball right whoo rare okay rare one that was a rare one
that was a rare one Jesus Christ man all right don't that's ready for this
brother can you tell me the invite again it like disappeared
Okay, so
There that's a gifted
World Cup tickets, okay, thousand gifted and Jin see all you can use is a knife. Let's go
Yo, okay, a thousand gifted is like a lot bro. That's a lot. Let's do like a hundred gifts
Loser has to eat a ball of lettuce. Why do we have to eat money all the time? Wait, didn't you guys scam me and Joe?
No
Why haven't you guys eaten your punishment yet, bro? What does that happen?
Me and Joe agreed on it. We don't have to do it
What the fuck all right lacy's in here yo, where's Jason?
something
Yo guys
Okay, boy, we'll play and you'll only use a knife how does that sound okay?
We get something and you'll use a pistol
Oh, bro, we'll only use a knife. Come on. You guys are bitch me.
Bro, Jinxie, why do you not want to do 2v4 with me, bro?
I'm saying, I'm getting this.
It's not this game, man.
No, it's not.
This is literally your game.
Okay, I said I would 1v4 you guys, not 1v5.
What's a little extra headshot in the rounds?
Bro, me and spoi, spoi can only knife. How does that sound?
Okay, you wanna get him?
Yeah, like bro, let's just say that you don't want to have Dantez on your team. You're just an elf.
Yeah, Jynxie, say it with your chest. Say you think I'm shit at the game and you don't want me.
No, bro, you're great, bro.
Okay then, I've been on your teammate. How about that?
Just tell him you used him for League, bro. Just be a dick.
Bro, Dantez is a great teammate, bro.
Alright, let's do this, man. Get in here, y'all.
All right, how much for this hundred hundred bifted?
Okay, it's on the clubhouse.
Let's make the cut.
Hold on.
Hold on, Daddy.
Let's go!
I just can't believe I'm in the clubhouse.
Because it's not on Oregon, bro.
Fuck Oregon.
I thought we were playing Oregon.
Bro, y'all only know one map!
Like, I'm not, like, you all just stare at the door.
Now we're playing a new map?
Yeah, we've never played before.
Like, nice, bro.
Bro, you guys are such fucking crybabies.
Oh my god.
Organ ironic bro. This is your game. You should you know, we could do we could do clubhouse
Bro, just bro because all organ is is you guys just sit behind the bunk bed and stare at trophy door
It's cringe up
Lol you can tell that juicy scared and he's trying to backpedal low key
I feel bad for the guy man. He stompens not with him. He feels like a lost puppy. Yo band that guy bro
Come on somebody type that somebody type that
I
Somebody actually type that okay sure
Let's go
I'm Timber Jaloo. That's lace. That's me. All right. It's time to lay some dick down
Let's see much run that predict wait. Are we singing sing call?
I
Now y'all go to a different call cuz y'all are two teammates. Yeah fish. Okay, there's wait, but ladies switch teams cheers rubber
Little TJ just got slept. I checked. I don't you saw that
Say on God on God
I need a good
I'm not a watcher too
What is that?
HAHAHAHA
Say I'm God, TJ got slapped
Hold on, please scroll for a while
What the fuck is this picture?
YO!
Lacey
What did I do?
I just saw you naked
Oh, I'm not gonna lie
This is bad, this is...
Wait, let me see this, TJ
What happened to TJ
tj from that ass
who tj
i should off my time man
no just help me i feel like i'm junko
oh my
obsession made 379 million dollars
cheers the wheeze
wait mom, give me the clip
cause laze just linked me and looks
ARE YOU READY TO RUN BALL
laze what the fuck is this man
are you guys ready?
you aren't.
Dantez, lock in baby, we got this.
We're supposed to do a separate call though.
What?
Oh we're doing separate calls?
Bet, let's do it.
Yeah for your guys to see honestly.
Alright bet, good luck to you guys man.
Dantez join us.
Alright, good luck bro.
Alright this is gonna be free, alright?
I got you.
Alright, so wait are you actually gonna give me a call out so I just can tell me to meow
in your ear again.
Alright, look bro, you're very unprepared for this, you're like a level 8, okay?
So here's what I want you to do. On attack, um, just do your thing, bro. Have fun on defense, play Capcan.
Okay?
Okay.
Who should we ban?
Ban Capcan. Ban Capcan.
Okay. Don't test. Listen, they have very big egos right now. They think they're gonna win this, alright?
Lock in, dude.
So, how are we gonna win this?
I'm literally just going to kill all of them every round, okay?
Dennis, tell me all of your operators right now.
What are all your operators coming in?
Scyker, Sledge, Thatcher, Thermite, Twitch, Gloss, Fuse, IQ, Capitow, Finca, Lion, Lyon.
Finca!
Wait!
Play Lion.
Play Lion.
Play Lion.
Okay.
Lion.
He's the guy next to Finca.
I've never played this guy before.
He's the simplest character in the entire game.
By the way, if that sounds like gunshots, that's my brother letting off fireworks.
He's the simplest character in the entire game.
Okay, all you do with Lyon is I'm gonna say,
Lyon scan, you're gonna click the button
and they can't move, all right?
Okay.
He's a literally broken, Dontess, broken.
So why doesn't everyone play him?
I don't know, good question actually.
Why did I get a 4 in a third?
Bro, you see, every character is broken.
No, cow, I only say like five are broken.
I got mining too.
Okay, low key, I don't think it's good
that you push with me,
do you might get away my position a lot so I just want you to like kind of do
your own thing they're upstairs all right what the fuck dude what the I don't
even know which building we're supposed to go inside of
God says they're upstairs come up and shoot these windows come to the roof and
shoot all these barricades open there's like gonna be barricades all over here
They're the the ax on them to shoot him open I killed one Lacey dead
Can almost out of bullets
How are you just reload reload
Yes, what do you want me to do?
Um, drones into the windows and let me know what you see.
Like drone the site.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, drone, drone.
Drone over here.
They're gonna be over here, like where my ping is.
Drone this way.
Okay, I couldn't get past classroom.
Yeah, yeah, hit your line, hit your line scan.
Use your line scan.
Okay, so what the fuck did that do?
That did nothing.
Don't test, go to this window now.
Go to here.
Go to this window.
Peek your hat on it.
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
Sprint
Might be able to see somebody
Sorry, that was me. That was me. You're good. Oh, yeah
Okay, oh my god shit on me. It's okay
Yeah
Well, how do I do anything I feel fucking worthless?
Well, bro, you're like brand new to the game, bro
It's not gonna be easy, but you did a lot like you
Use your lion scan, which is good now on defense. I want you to play cap can okay play cap can we're gonna ban lion
Don't click anything. Yeah
We're gonna win this this is easy. So why didn't why didn't they get scanned when I use my lion thing?
Because if they don't move, they don't get scanned, right?
Okay, so go gym, all right?
Go gym, go capcan, okay.
Now all you gotta do is put all five of your capcans down
on different doors.
Yeah, but I need to do two adored, don't I?
Two adored Insta kills them, yes, or nox.
Kills or nox.
This is, dude, we got this, brother.
This is gonna be free, all right?
Trust me, this is gonna be free.
They're trying to say I'm ass, bro.
That's why we gotta fucking show my beyond, Masi, bro.
You're on your one trick.
Okay, Dennis, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Come here, come here.
Follow me, follow me.
Follow me now, now, now.
Follow me.
Yes.
Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Put one cap can here.
Oh, no, put two there.
Put two there.
Put two there, and then put two here.
Put two here.
So I put four?
Put two cap cans here?
No, no, no.
Up this side.
Where I think you're wrapping it.
Where I think you're wrapping it.
where I think they're burping and burping on that side and then after you put two pick
those up pick the ones on the left up and then put two on this side okay I don't
know what I'm doing so I'm just gonna do random shit you know how to pick them up
no it is what it is okay one Chad Jazzy barking because of the fireworks that's
why okay now that has reinforced this hold on can reinforce why I did it so that's
uh when I say bitch just look where the yellow ping is okay okay they're invading
all right don't ask the safest spot for you to be right now is like here that's
That's the safest spot, okay?
Alright, I can't even...
My dog is barking like...
I didn't know what to do because she's freaking out because of the fireworks.
I have to go get my dog after this.
I'm about to jump in the site.
We're going to jump in this window, right where I just came.
I'm going to drop in this window.
Watch out for that window.
Hold up
Wow, I got shit off. Okay, um, I need to get my dog hold up. I don't know what I do though
Cuz she's like scared of the fireworks
Hold up, hold up, hold up
All right, hold up, hold up, hold up. What even bad at this point
Jeff! Jeff!
Oh, and you got rid of Mute.
Alright.
Jack, he's like freaking out from the fireworks.
Alright, alright, we should be good now.
I'm getting rid of Mute. I'm getting rid of Mute.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm used to getting banned.
Wait, Dennis, how'd you die? Did they run at you or something?
No.
You were in the bathroom, right?
No, I tried, like, peeking some shit and then I got fucked on.
Okay, just a couple of general things. When I say this, just look for where the yellow ping is, okay?
Alright.
Ron said your ass.
Alright.
Who killed me there? Was that Lace? Yeah, it was Lace.
All right, I'm ready in my room. All right, lock in lock in lock in lock in focus focus focus focus
We can win this trust me we could win this there's four of them, but there's two of us and
You're doing good. Wait, you're on think out try to go lion
They ban line. Oh, no, I think it's good. I think it's good big ass heels. That's really good. Yeah, there's your bad line
and defuse the bomb.
Alright, I went upstairs again.
Don't test.
I'm in a polygons.
All you're gonna...
Uh, I don't think you should do that,
because then you'll just...
We'll be like stacked up together.
What you should do, Don't test?
Go up, repel up to the roof here,
and shoot all three of these barricades down.
All of these barricades.
The green things with X's on them.
Gotcha.
Shoot all those down.
That's what's called ghost pressure,
so they have to like, worry about it.
I
Don't it's yummy yummy yummy yummy. What the fuck yummy yummy. Yeah, I'm coming on
How do I feel you like I keep your button that's all I gotta do. Oh, did I show you yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay
You have located a bomb.
God, what the fuck is here?
God, that's yummy, yummy, yummy.
wait you'll mean then watch out for this window i don't know how to get to because
they're camping this no just hit the button you don't have to get to me just hit the button
just hit the button oh you're not you're just hit the bottom yeah yeah
well don't we need to rush them now we're going to hold up
one.
Check it out.
Don't do that.
I'll hold the position on my
I'll breathe your staining
No
Good kill man. Oh my god. I got you
Holy fuck Lacey team kill. Wait, what do you mean? Yeah, I think you know Jason
Lacey team killed
Who should we ban?
Oh my god, it's actually a good question.
Uh, Ban Ying, bro, Ban Ying, they're playing Ying.
Who the fuck is Ying?
You don't even have to ban anything, because if I do it, it'll just do it.
Okay.
Wait, how about W production?
How abouts?
Bro, these guys are not good, bro.
We got this.
Bro, if we win one more, do we just win?
Um...
Yeah, no, no, we need to win seven.
We need to win a lot more.
Jesus.
Alright.
Okay, Domtests.
Let's just go, oh they banned Cap Can.
Okay, go Castle, it's the orange guy.
The orange like barricade, nice.
Alright, all you gotta do is just Castle,
one important door.
Thought I want you to go.
Yeah, have a great production then.
Okay, this is the door I want you to get.
I'm gonna ping it, alright?
Let's get, look out for the yellow thing.
Alright, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
right here, that door. Castle that, and that's it. And I'll sit inside. I'll be back. Wait,
what? That's all I do? Yeah, that's literally it. That's all you do. I'm going to be so annoying
for them. Just sit inside. If you hear them coming, let me know.
I got trod.
So many fireworks.
Are you good?
hear anything? Oh god they just explored everything.
I'm coming.
Pop 4 is located above.
I'm just gonna walk up here and shotgun right there right right yellow pink you're gonna
see somebody
okay now back up a little bit
One friendly operator remaining
You see him he's running buddy got this you got this not test you got this
Run up one through that door
You're gonna see him on your right. No the door on your right
It's okay, dude that was hard that was hard
I needed you to reinforce that but it's so hard to like communicate that to a new player
Because I had to like I was trying to roam but then they didn't even they just get inside
low key this is gonna be hard ah it's gonna be hard okay there's just so many
of them and they actually kind of know what they're doing who should we ban
god I don't even know I think like lesion yeah lesion is a good ban no
thorn ban thorn dude okay I'm gonna need you to be like the best thing you can do
don't test is probably reinforce walls like I think you'll be like it'll help
a lot okay um right now we're gonna attack this let's lock in there do you
have uh what ops do you have on a hash thermite twitch capital iq lana fuse
glass striker okay low key all of that's good um keep using finca the heels are
no they pan finca my god wait what do you have to have again though I'm going
such no you have more time you have more time to save the ops you have you'll be
able to swap a door. Okay wait. Okay so it's like sludge, thermite, IQ, fuse glass, ash,
Switch.
Lana.
Mmm, just use sledge.
Jesus.
Got they banned Lion and Vinka.
Got us.
We want to get a free kit up there, man.
Okay, Dantez.
Come to the roof.
Yep.
Go all the way up.
All the way up.
Rip out.
Did you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you?
She's done it, come on, come on.
Yep.
Sledgehammer this.
Sledgehammer when I just yellow paint you.
Sledgehammer that.
And I'll back up, back up, back up, don't go down, oh my god.
He's in it, he's in it, he's in it, fuck that smoke.
Did you see that?
Did you get him?
I, I look here like fucking shit in the south there.
Did you get him or not?
No, no, but it's not, yeah, he's lit up.
He's in the main room! He's in the main room!
No! No! My God!
Lays! Lays! Shit on me! What?!
He actually flicked on me. Oh my God!
I shouldn't have stopped the Goyo. He wouldn't have been able to rotate.
Bro! Lays just shit on me!
All good, all good. Okay.
I can wait to know.
Okay, low key. What defenders do you have?
I don't know it's been something though I
Got the vans to worry about that. I'm just gonna be an ace dude laces mod me Wow
Okay, don't test up what what defenders do you have same once you load it same what you love it? I have I
Have century smoke mutes castle duck rock cavera valkyrie bandit to time to time to time
I cave warden thunderbird thorn denari thorn. Oh my god play thorn thorn is fucking broken
Okay, listen to me, bro. I'm gonna tell you where to put your barbed wire off the rip. Okay, you know what barbed wire
Thorn is broken like one of the best ops of the game, I guess so what did I do?
All right, put a thorn here
Where I just see elephant right here right there come go go put it right where this elephant
okay now put barbed wire come over here come over here put barbed wire here
How many doors do you have left, 3?
3.
Oh fuck, 2.
That's okay, you can pick that up.
Okay, now put a thorn, put a thorn here, put a thorn right there, and then put barbed
wire here, and put a thorn right there, right next to it.
And then put a thorn right here, right there.
Okay, now sit in the bathroom, okay?
It's your safest spot.
Ah, I'm in construction, my spot's important.
Right over here.
I'm trying to just keep you safe, don't die.
I'm reloading!
Changing meds!
That was the...
That was the unluckiest death of all time.
Oh my god, oh my fucking god.
You got this, you got this, all right?
Your thorns are probably gonna get like two kills.
What did I do now?
Wait, he jumped inside, I think.
In beside.
What did I do?
You knocked him.
Okay, you injured one.
Listen, one's gonna come to your left,
on the door to your left.
Look through to your left.
You got two kills?
You, okay, it's a 1v2, relax, relax.
Shoot the thorns.
One of them's bleeding out.
Relax, right where you are.
I knew the former would be a good pick.
He's coming to this door.
one's on my red thing he's walking in swing this guy after you turn off the
call nice run out run out you're on fire you're on fire
it's a 1v1 stay where you are just relax relax they're not planting yet
they're gonna resin be you need to go to be site now where's be run to be look
Look where the B is.
Straight, now look left.
Aim, aim, aim, aim, aim, aim.
Window, on the window.
The window, the window right there.
On the window.
The window, the window!
I didn't see him on the window!
Bro, I didn't see him on the window.
It's all good.
You're gonna keep playing thorn?
That shit's broken.
You know the exact thorn trap.
Okay.
Dude I just have the unluckiest staff ever.
You almost lost that.
What do we do?
What do we do?
Um, just same old staff.
It's hard, bro.
There's four of them, and they're somewhat competent.
Dude, I thought it was such a good pick.
You killed one, you knocked one, and then you killed another one.
But one of them got razed.
Okay, alright, let's talk to them then.
If I say the window just trust me, okay, I dedicated my life to this game.
Okay, gotcha.
He's on the window.
He just shot an ash charge on the window.
He just shot it.
Alright, we're good.
I'm gonna go ram.
I'm gonna switch up the flow.
I'm going to switch up the flow.
You can locate and abuse a bomb.
Alright, I'm going to try like a really aggressive play.
Dantes, all I want you to do is sledge the hatch again and then drop it when I tell you to.
Alright?
You're going to sledge the hatch again, okay?
Up, come up, come up, come up.
Up to the roof.
Not yet.
I'm going to tell you when.
Alright?
you're gonna come here and you're gonna sledge it and drop don't let's get over
here yeah I'm trying all right you're gonna you might die we're taking up we're
doing a rush all right ready yep wait wait wait three two one sledge it and
drop it
of
you have located
Can you tell me who the gamer tag of the last person is?
It's Slice.
of
the
death
of
death
of
Oh, it was wrong. I thought it was the lanes. I was extra locked in. Okay
Let's go
For kills you're doing good. Holy crap. We're lucky getting it done though. We're lucky getting it done right now. Okay. Here's the thing
All right, go downstairs all I need you to do is go cast. Oh, no go for it. Go for it. Go for it
Okay, all I want you to do is just reinforce in every door you see put a
thorn on it, all right? So every door that I see just put it like next to it?
Yes, like put barbed wire on the doors and put thorns. I have to like do
something though. I won't be in I won't be inside at the start.
I'll be back. You're doing great kid. Four kills is fucking amazing considering
Like your second day on the game.
Yep, we got it.
I'm gonna try something a little bit risky,
but I think if I get it, we're like automatically
winning the round.
I'm not even joking.
my time is so bad
of
the
death
of
I've none. Can you pick one of yours up pick one of your?
Take that one up put it here
I'm great can
Watch out. I'm making this watch out watch out. This is me. This is me
Alright, nobody's pushing over here. I'm gonna drone them. Just stay alive. That's a great
spot. The spot you're in is fucking amazing. Yep, one's literally over there. Keep holding
that door. Do not stop holding that door. You're in a great spot, man. Keep holding
that door. Keep holding that. Oh my god, I got fucked on. Ready? Sound me, sound me,
sound me. Mission failed. All contest. What happened on that door? What happened? No, I
was holding the door and then I died. Did they have a drone on you? Did they know you
they know you were there yeah I mean they knew like he ends suddenly knew
top test I heard you shoot three shotgun shots did you miss yeah I might
have missed it's okay though now we lock it in let's fucking do it
How many shotgun shots did you miss three?
Oh, God.
We need to locate the bomb.
Jensy, lock in, kid.
Dude, you had such a good gun for that.
The M870 is so good there.
Like, I'm actually surprised they didn't got you.
Must have been a good shot.
but it's going to be a scam calling me like this is so cringy
they're upstairs for the 20th time
I know how I'm going to kill them, Jinxy you don't even have to give me calls but I know if this game works out
or not, Jontes
uh, sledge the same hatch you've been sledgeing
yep that's what I'm going to do and now I'm going to kill Lacey in the corner
Alright, watch out, drone it first. You should drone down that hatch. You should never just
like the line to drop it once we're rushing like we did
Jonah
I grieved
contest
Did I not just take, did I not blindly drop it?
No, I didn't blindly drop it, I knew where it was, but then I dropped it and I forgot to shoot.
You got this, you can see, I believe in you.
of
the
death
of
death
of
It's literally unwinnable, wow.
And I get timing, oh my god.
Literally unwinnable. They're playing so cringe, oh my god.
Okay, listen, listen, we got this, though. We had nine, now it's reverse sweep.
DUDE THIS, WHY'D YOU DROP?!
I swear to god it would have been the clutch player. I just genuinely forgot to shoot
That's us. We're playing a first-person shooter and you said you forgot to shoot. I know it sounds fucked up
But it really wasn't as bad as it sounds
Yo, okay use that gun use that gun use that gun use that gun
Yo, they have three Valkyrie cameras, a bulletproof camera, four Fenrir traps, four Out of Mines,
and like six Legion Mines.
They got it.
Wow, I should have locked down my pants.
I did not ban the Red Ops.
But there's just so many traps, you can't ban everybody.
Razor talent.
Down to ten seconds.
I'll reinforce these two walls, the ones that I pinged.
Bomb location, R secure.
Okay, down test.
Throw a thorn.
Throw a thorn here.
Make sure you use all your thorns, like it's bad for not use abilities.
It's Freda now.
Tell him to raise the blue.
You should be inside, John. Be inside, be inside.
You sure you don't want me to stay here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got the sign. Trust me.
I'm not a flying snake.
Yeah, this one's probably over.
There's just 24-7 going to be a ping on me.
You're in a good spot right now.
It says I'm revealed by Snake.
I'm getting promo revealed by snake
my god I'm getting bumped on by two drones nice
Chalamet come over here, right is pinked.
Oh another one I got.
Fuck I got down.
Wait, what?
What? He killed me like that?
Oh wow, this is actually good. Oh my god.
Well, on the bright side we gave it all off.
It was a good effort and not so matters.
I had the second most skills on our team.
There was two players on our team.
You know don't that's a join the college on the call. Just let him talk shit. I'm talking. Okay
They don't worry about the gift, I don't want it
I just want to pay attention. Um, hey, round it to me
Don't be honest. That was pretty fucking easy boys. Yeah, it's kind of freeload. Yeah, I kind of feel bad if you gift
I'm trying to play a bunch of chameleon bro fucking gift. It's not it's 4th of July, man
I don't even chase you. I don't want the money. I just want you to admit I'm a better player than you
I think I can't.
Me too.
One thing, don't even gift us, we don't want it.
Let's just get our match up, but you have to just say we're better than you.
You have to say we're better than you.
That's it.
That's actually pretty fair.
See, that or a hundred gifted.
You were definitely looking lost.
When there's four of you and two of us, you guys won.
But the thing is, is like, do you think we're born yesterday?
You guys, we can do the nitro cell, like, beeping in the window.
Like, we're not just going to jump in.
No, neutral slam you.
Can I get a hard reach, Richard?
Can I get a hard re-tweet?
I mean, not gonna lie, I had a light little 5 kills, not bad at all.
No, you had 4, I had 4 as well, bro.
Alright, yo, y'all down to do a monster chameleon or no?
Yeah, I'm with it, I'm with it.
I'm gonna beat first, I'm gonna beat first.
Thank you for the 5 gifted, man. Much appreciate it.
We got a W in the chat, bro. Life's fucking good.
It's fucking 4th of July, man. We're playing video games with the guys. Life's great.
True.
About 5 mics might beat, if I can have a hangover tomorrow.
I'll be honest with you though, Jinxie, do not fall for the chat saying to 1v1 lades you
don't want to ruin your competitive career.
You're literally like that'll be bad.
That'll actually be bad.
Yo, Jinxie, you there?
Yo, yo, what's up guys?
Happy 4th.
Listen, listen, what you do?
What you do?
I'll make you a deal, Jinxie.
I don't want the subs.
I just want you to down a beer.
Yeah, actually, I agree.
Yeah, you know what?
Make it 3.
Down a beer, bro.
Down a beer.
Get the subs.
Just down a beer.
Call it even
Should I give in to the peer pressure, bro? You have to down a beer for mech a trillion and we'll call it a deal
I mean low key should make it two beers on the white claw
Action true, but it's like you wouldn't have to gift like a chip sir. We could just have a little drinks here sis
Well, we never even said a subtle amount, bro
We just start with you
It's not what happened I came back to the call and you guys went separate calls and then we just left
If I would have won y'all would have
What the subs bro just drinking beer I don't want this is either just talking to me either bro
But I don't want to drink a beer dude. All right, then you're not cool
If you don't want to drink with the guys bro that you're not cool, man
Yeah, this is just this is just full-on fucking beer pressure
Yo, I'm not drunk. This is just fucking beer pressure, bro.
What's your pressure?
You want to sit with us at lunch? If you even want to sit with us at lunch, I'm not drunk.
We ought to get drunk.
Yo, what the fuck is this?
Bro, this is beer pressure.
Yeah, A-Rod, he's just not cool enough.
He's not cool, bro.
What did I miss?
Bro, I'm just getting beer pressured into drinking, man.
I think she's scared to take a drink.
Joe Bart texted me, gotta drink a beer, it's the fourth.
All right.
Literally.
All right.
I'm getting another mic Sprout let's fucking go
I'm drinking my shit too
I don't test you got a g2 bro I'm Canadian
I'm like exempt
That was a fun little match there
I didn't know you were actually better than James
Hey anyone in the chat if you don't have any alcohol just get us to the water bro and
pretend it's vodka
Take a shot of water and just make a reaction.
Yeah, fuck that.
Everybody in the chat, grab a go, like go grab a bottle of tequila and take a shot, bro.
Guys, no, no, they could do what Jason does.
Just take a sip of like water and pretend it's just like alcohol, y'all.
Just do it, bro.
Just do fake drugs.
True.
I'm not red.
I'm not red.
I'm not red.
I'm not red.
Just do fake drugs.
I think I'm red.
I feel a little red, bro.
We could all take a little blinker, too.
I'm down.
I feel Michael red and a little loopy.
Speaking of loophies, buddy.
Hello, yeah, I might have an extra bagel. What is a bagel bagel a fucking little bread little circle bread with some cream cheese
Hey
They go get a snuck can I go downstairs and get a snuck real quick or no? I need to do that, too
Okie down for a little oh my god leeked for a leeked rugs lobby fuck
letter
Leetrug lobby fuck my fucking flark. I'm gonna be back in literally 30 seconds if I'm not in banding
Whoa, there's a JBL on my door
Nothing like finding a little extra leftover food when you're drunk from earlier. Ooh, what'd you get a?
Cinnamon cinnamon toast crunch bagel. Oh my flark. Oh
My
All right, everybody in the chat, I'm gonna count down from three to one. Everybody's gotta take a drink for the fourth of July, okay?
Okay, but...
All right, but...
Everybody take a shot. Everybody in the chat, let's go.
One. Cheers.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, who else is fucking fated?
No.
You want a drink?
I'm deadass off this shit right now. We're the bro I am.
Oh, fuck.
yo someone get me protein pretzels bro oh I think I'm a little red bro guys
stop screaming go to kings I'm gonna be in the one I know I've been a little red
fuck like Ron's actually getting annoying oh fuck the chicks you know he's
What I got a solution what your vape is empty like what my brother and my cousin drank all the beer
Bro, hey, that's literally the truth.
You should know this.
Why?
Well, voila, my brother and my cousin.
There's not one beer.
There's not one beer.
I asked if there's beer.
I asked if there's neutral.
I asked if there's white balls.
My brother's hammered in a hot tub watching the night, or the 2001
bucks winning a Super Bowl.
I don't know why.
All right.
Send me your audience, bro.
I'm going to do it.
Actually, some beer.
Well, yo, why don't you want me drunk all right hold up everyone's cooler when they're drunk
All right, all right somebody like me you get a call by Joe Bart. What's up Joe?
Now I don't have beer, but I do have something much more deadly
I'm gonna be on a chat, don't type VT guys.
Yo Jinzy!
Yo Ron!
I'm on the phone with Joe.
Joe just asked us to everyone in the call.
Is anyone here down to do sometime maybe this week drunk Mario Kart game night?
I'm down bro.
I'm down for drunk Mario Kart.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Wait no it's new Mario Kart!
You're having at least like five, six bucks an hour.
Yes!
I love how Alibaba Joe swerved around six or seven hours.
Are you promoting drinking and driving?
Yes, we're promoting drinking and driving.
Listen then, do me a favor, I know you're going to get drunk tonight.
Take a fucking shot of me.
Guys, this is how I feel saying I'm down.
Guys, we have a little bit of an issue.
This is how I feel saying I'm down.
So there is, listen to me when I say this, bro.
No beers, no white claws, no neutrals in this house, but there is one thing that I haven't opened since I've received it and
After this there is no turning back
Close
An alien vodka bottle
What the fuck?
Now let me say this this is 40% now
Let me say this bro. This is like something like that. This is like Pandora's box, bro
If I open this and there is no turning back. I don't know what I'm gonna do
Now I might make a drink called a athlete now there is a drink called an athlete
It is vodka Gatorade, bro. It's on the golf course. It keeps you hydrated and hammered
Ladies and gentlemen start your engines. Let's do this
He's like oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, let's do this shit
Everyone take a sip everyone take a drink or drink
Yeah, it's gonna be a drunk. Oh stream give me about 30 minutes
Let's do this all right, we started lobby. Oh hi guys. Can you wipe our ass for a little look, bro?
Yeah, this is 40% dude like it I was hoping it didn't come to this bro
Guys if you're not a fan of drinking take a sip of water brown take it you like the cool kids
I used to do that. All right everybody join my lobby
Johnny in a Hennessy bottle, oh, oh, oh, oh, new four or five fill it hollow
Yo, bro, what do y'all want to do with your life, man?
I don't know, bro, that's a great question.
What is y'all's goals, bro?
I'm older, bro.
I want to hit like peak life.
I wanna just like have a kid, live by the beach,
maybe stream once every year,
and just tell everyone that I miss them and love them,
and then just, you know,
just smoke cigars every single day
while eating protein pretzels and Mike's heart lemonade.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
Rod, I could imagine you having a kid,
it would be a cute kid, bro.
Thank you, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm telling the chat,
I think the world needs three of me.
I think I should have three kids.
I'm not getting like I did I think I'm gonna get soon
Okay, slow the fuck down to what do you mean three of you bro two little rounds?
Everyone knows how amazing I am imagine. There's three of me
Jason what about you do you want to have a kid bro? Yeah, I kind of want to kid soon because my dad
My dad's older and he maybe realized like I can't really I never played sports my dad
Because he always had background because he was older so I kind of want to have a kid soon so I can be like a brawn James and brawn
I mean, well you're gonna be the dad that steps up. Yeah
So Jason I've only seen a few clips but your dad seems like a really nice man, bro. Thank you, bro
So does your father miss thank you, bro
Wait guys, uh wait should I make the lobby or no?
No don't says bro you here
Wait, we got a cop. We got a cop. Yo, you're the only guy that's not drinking bro. Come on. What are you a fucking police officer?
Yo, you got beer bro. Come on. It's 4th of July. Oh, he's in Canada shit
You don't even need a beard like literally entered any drug
We have like
Okay, does heroin work no
All right
God's mind cannot handle weed bro fuck no the first person to shoot up while playing Mecca that could hit
If you do heroin on my soul, I'll do heroin with you
Get that belt, man.
Guys, stop!
Who's the fucking heroine?
Heroine Session.
Guys, nobody's doing heroine, bro.
I'm gonna get acid. I'm down to trick.
Bro, listen, man.
What's so many naps, bro?
Go to the Bob Ross map. Bob Ross.
Wait, guys, do we have enough for Mecca?
Yeah, we do. Who cares?
Let's play with the vibes.
We're emissing.
Let's play with the vibes.
We're missing highbites. How highbites are black?
It's so annoying when I'm literally drinking like vodka and people are saying it's water. It's like bro
This could start a car engine like yeah, what do you mean water?
40% dumb shit
No, they see no
God says it's one of the few individuals I've met or if this guy smokes weed he might actually lose it
Bro, he might lose it in here done acid. No, I'm starting the game starting again. Oh, we're missing. We're missing someone
Are we not who we're not even in here kid?
No, Jason
I'm high-bice play have high-bice joined though. We got five. We get six people
Yes, hi guys, could you play please hi guys? We love you. Yo Jason
Jason Jason Jason. How many woke up games have you went to a lot, bro?
I'm in the renders month in your opinions, bro
All right in your opinion out of all the games you watch Jason. Who's the player you're most impressed with? Oh
Bella good
Actually like
No one knew great. No one was before the World Cup and he made it in for himself
Well, you say we're probably gonna lose against Nelson tomorrow. I think right? No, we're not. No, we're not
It's a 50-50 flip guys
I
Yo Jason bro, you didn't you see messy play? I did see messy play. I'm not gonna lie. That was a very entertaining game
Um, I'll be out here. You know, um really caught me off guard, bro
So here you go
Well, no, I was watching the um
I started watching after Germany got like kicked out
But I'll be honest with you that my the player that like inspiring the most was probably um
was in your body on his cape Verde definitely deserve that win yesterday
bro it was literally the rest in Cape Verde versus messy I mean the script
writers already promised messy that fucking World Cup trophy so hi my
server deaf and Jason okay what were you about to say Ron worry about that
I'm not doing rage bait right now bro it's the fourth of a month I'm not doing
this shit I mean bro who's the better player you think on the on the football
Would you say Darren Watkins Jr. Or do you say Samir Woods?
So you named a little Uzi Vert and speed who don't play football
Yo, we have seven in here
In and out burger
No fuck wait, okay, honestly high-fives. That was pretty good. This is something brought with download. Yes
Okay, bro. We're in here or what we're near who's it's evolved 69. That's what he's
Lace at the down place you have to download you have that. Oh wasn't looking at my screen. Sorry. Sorry. All right every time I die
I'm gonna take a swig. Oh god, you geez
Wait, I love that. Oh my god. Oh, I love that
Yo, whoa, all right, yo slow down bro. Just drink a beer. I'm like why do we have this fixation with jobs just drink up here
All right boys drunk
It's fucking new to us.
Wait a minute, it's my feet.
It's one.
One.
It's one.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
It's me.
It's me.
It's Ron.
Wait, I feel like we're gonna have to set some rules here.
What's the rules?
We go into the...
Whoa, wait, who's the hunter?
He's the hunter.
Hold on.
Hold on.
May I please get three double doubles hold the left regular
All right, no cheese, okay, just actually trying to draw. Okay
Okay, no cheese. No cheese. No cheese
Please no cheese. No cheese
Please guys, no cheese. No cheese. No cheese. No cheese. Please boy. Pepsi. No coke Pepsi no coke
She wanna fuck with a stable, she wanna fuck with a stable, what?
What?
I gotta find Jinxy so he takes this swig.
But I'm very shit, huh?
I'm not gonna lie, boss.
It's just me.
It's fucking me, bro.
Bro, listen, man, Lacey, fear will never get you anywhere in life, bro.
This is perfect.
A man who's scared is nothing at all besides scared by himself.
A person who thinks all the time.
40 seconds and has nothing to think about that right forward just right the word or no
That writer says leave it like this
Maybe it's better for not first person. No, not that word
I'll admit it not my best spot
Never gonna work like bro, dude
Why it could work. Yeah, you know what you have fun. What?
Wdary out of my car to my car to my car to my I got it. Wdary's
Just to chat
All right, Jack if I get found I'd be fucking shot
Oh, man, you got a job!
Lacey, come here.
I think nobody wants to be a kid.
Dude, this podcast smells pretty rough.
Jason, look behind you.
Outside.
Lacey, I love you, bro.
I want to see you again, dude.
I love you, Jinx. Yeah, I'd love to see you again, bro.
When am I going to see your ass, bro?
Probably pro-amp.
You're going to the pro-amp?
You got to do my job.
Hey, ladies, it's not a good place. It's not a good boss, bro.
You're wrong. It's the best boss, bro.
Wouldn't change anything else.
Wait, we don't have whistles on.
You want to step in here?
I mean, I think I'm the best boss now.
What the hell is this shit?
You're not even back.
That's good. Thank you, bro.
You're fired.
I have limited ammo.
I have five bullets in a suit.
This is what you're talking about.
Bro.
Jason, nobody's outside, bro.
That's not true.
You're not gonna get me in here.
I'm just trying.
Dante, what the f-
Dante, are you serious?
Dante, what is-
Dude, stop!
Wait, Dante, Dante.
Oh my god.
You're never finding something like-
Dante's got a flimicky cheese.
Bro, no cheese, dude.
Wait, everyone here is cheesing besides me and hivemind.
Yeah, bro.
Jason hasn't killed anybody
Jason bro, I'll give you a hint about how to play this game. You got to shoot the people that are high wait Ron is dead ass to go
Okay
Thank you, bro. I hate you. You got good kid. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro
Like Jason might be the worst player known to line. I'm not even kidding. I didn't
Yo, Jason, I'm not one of us is
No whistles. Can we
Every whistle
I know whistles
What button is this up? I just whistled
Everybody whistle
Oh god, hi Brian, there's no whistles
I didn't whistle
I didn't whistle
Jason's a bot bruh
He's actually so bad at the game
Like he's dead, that's so bad at the game
I generally don't think he'll ever find a single soul
Don't think I'll ever find a single soul
Now minions
It's a yeah, what does he Jason did you give your guy cubes or something?
No
Yeah, you got your whistle or no
Jason me. Oh go to the light bro. You're not finding anything. You know Jason Jason look at the window
I'm whispering
It's one one one one one okay
High-fives you gotta change this thing
This is Jason's fad bro
You gotta unlimited ammo whistles
Every 45 seconds
Bro I didn't get high-fives
He's a host
No I can't do it
I'll just change it
Yes high-fives
Host, host, host
I'll just change it
I'll just change it
I can do it
High-fives
Alright
Yo you are
WHAT BRO, SHOOT SOMEBODY, BRO!
YOU ARE ASS, BRO!
What does he do, though?
We're up there, we're up there in the tree. Keep climbing it.
Wait, this is low key what's gonna happen, though.
Whoever's the one-seeker's gonna get ganged up, bro.
Jason's just dead ass past.
I don't get it, bro.
Wait, we should have infected, guys!
Jazz, my lighting is good.
Yeah, we can change it for next game.
Yo, done things.
You literally ran over me, plays, and fucking high-fives.
I'm not even kidding. You know how is this working, bro?
You know Jason you want me to or farm on you I just work on
If you come out to the front of the end and out burger, I'm gonna make you waste all your bullets and you're not gonna kill me
Jason, just get him. Jason, get him. Get him.
You dead ass, Jason, you dead ass.
Jason, get him.
Jason, you dead ass stared at me. You stared at me.
Wait, Lacey.
Alright. I just now noticed this.
Bons are tri-hard though.
Yeah, I think Ron will get found.
Jason, what?
What's up in the fucking walls, bro?
Bro, are you the fucking walls?
Jason you got a really think bro really think of what's happening
As if the whistle is not making enough noise, I mean come on, what can I possibly be saying?
Yeah, he's so bad like I have to tell him bro like I did I have to tell
dude Jason you have to lock in brothers 20 seconds
actually an artist no wait hold up holy aura wait to it's just me and Lacey right
I sell bro because bro I whistle a view whistle whistle Jixi whistle
I just whistled
jixi's gonna find you Jixi you're done
Okay
Hi Brian, do you want a host?
All right Jason fix the sevens. Yeah, I'm limited and what else with you guys ran over highlights like two times
120 wait time you just 30
Answer check every 30 seconds
Forced on every 30 seconds
Oh
Mechamelon the best game this came out
That's it. No. Yes, bro. That's it top one
It's like one of the best games that came out like blaster one hunter, right one hunter
Bro one hunter infected bigger map Fommo, okay, so wait one hunter hunter wait time. What hunter wait time
What's winning? Yeah, do I do back rooms to back room dude? I might do a concert in here chat
What do you guys think no infected on a back rooms is bad? No, no, they updated back rooms. It's huge now
I'll do no I got like a lot of you supposed to be in prison now. You're a dirty alcoholic. No, I got I got fucking
Literally group fucking gas lit into this bro. Okay
I'm not even getting I'm gonna take a shot for you, bro. Oh brother
No Jinx you are basically begging us to all drink for you, we will do it
Fine bro, we will drink dude
Hi Mike what map is this kitten?
I'm not host, I'm Jason
Jason what map?
Merage, Merage
Oh my
Stop drinking it makes you a villain
I'm not a villain bro, I'm a good dude
I'm not going to lie to whoever is on tour
Yeah, yeah, who wins it up like alcohol with kimchi versus Los? Oh
Does he know aware?
Then we got Brazil Norway Mexico England tomorrow. It's cinema. It's cinema. It's cinema. I literally can't wait chat lock-in bro
I'm drawing
So
What the fuck was that?
Who just burped?
That should kind of sound like a burp for Thanos.
This map is big as shit.
That might have been the most disgusting fucking burp I've ever heard in my life.
I'll be honest with you guys.
GG's to whoever's Hunter, bro.
Wait, this is, it is infected though. No, but it's infected.
So if you find one person, it's like...
Chad, is this good?
Chad, pick a spot. What do you think?
You know what's crazy? Is that that low taper fade meme?
It's still massive.
I go on tiktok, and I see new ones every day with jet millions of lights. Yeah, is this cheese? Yeah, is this cheese?
No one would that I thought
Trying to think bro
Wish I go girl. I'm gonna show you how to be one of those
I
Fuck bro, bro. Free. This is top dude free. What the free chat is this little Mickey. Let me know now
What the free?
Here we go. Here we go. Let's get comfy bear. Let's get
They're saying now which means I have to do it if I don't no ban me yo guys how old were you when you had your first kiss
I was like six years old yo, how does a how does a four-year-old kiss
What is that?
And I took her by my couch. She was also six years old and then I kissed her
You know what bro, I'm just gonna call cap Lacey you did not get a kiss at four bro
What are you Leonardo DiCaprio?
like no do like be realistic bro when did y'all get to first guess I mean if I
get found this is literally just stream
yeah this isn't a Mickey this is called cup high octane gaming that's what this
is does he know all right Chad does that look real wait I'm just use why can I
not see yes because it's infected yeah oh you see laser how is this on ethical
bro this is calm I feel lost guys this is a legendary spot big laser mackerel
this is a big map this is the same what you find one person just listen for the
whistle that's right look the taper fae
I
Like bad at this fucking game. I'll be honest with you. I might be a fucking hero
All right, one swig of vodka everybody take a sip three two
one
Cheers guys
Cheers, bro
Hey chat if you're at home right now, and you don't have anyone to have just know you're doing virtual hangouts right now
It's a bad and everyone concert in 15 minutes, bro, son
What concert me Jinxie concert, bro, I'm gonna play Katy Perry and strip Chad is you're you ready?
Let's go. This is what happens when the vodka gets going, bro. Hey check like my spot
Oh, I think this is pretty fucking good. I'm like a lot body rock
Hey, what you got?
a billion couldn't ever buy
hey, hey, hey
Hi guys, sing the next part
Um, what is it?
We gonna party like it's 30, 12, the night
down the sing the next part
Uh, I wanna, wait
I wanna show you all the finer things
I'm in bed
Ron, sing the next part
I'm coming for ya
No! Wrong!
So just forget about the world
I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya
Cause of the world
How do you do it?
You do it under me
You can't use my own emo against me, you little shitters!
She wanna have a stable funeral
Yeah, not anyone or not.
Oh yeah, I'm probably best here.
You're the worst of the league, bro.
Dude, where's LeBron gonna go to, Lacey?
Probably to Cabs.
Cabs.
Cabs.
We're gonna go to the Golden State Warriors.
Let's go into the Sixers.
Bro, he already went to the Cabs twice, bro.
It's time for him to come to the Orlando Magic
and win a chip, right now.
Ha!
Miha, miha!
him and Pablo Banchero bro they're gonna bring it home
random shit no why people are laughing
it's he bulls is in sight yo ladies I'm gonna be honest bro
oh wait it's infected okay lock it lock it it's like this kind of fun I'm not
gonna lie bro that was whistle blow out bro you read chat bro you could blow my
whistle I don't have it open dude we get L stream sniper on the chat I'm gonna
find everyone brah I'm actually good at this game
Ron, stable Ronaldo, currently searching for friendlies, looking like a little bit of a lost puppy, he's sort of heard a whistle somewhere over here when I was running around, I'm not going to lie, like I was stable Ronaldo, now hallucinating, now hallucinating, he kills high-vives, great work from Ron, great work kid.
I'm... Hold on, Chad. I got you guys.
Alright, listen quietly. Listen for whistle.
I'm gonna be quiet. Yep.
She's never make it back to Byron Bay
Shut up!
The day you took...
With a quick drink in it.
Contest! What the fuck are you doing?
You're looking at us, gonna die before we...
How did you know that was me?
Cause you're giggling like a fucking idiot!
Ha ha ha!
You're not close to me, bro. I don't like you.
You guys are such a wacky group.
I'm talking now.
I'm going to show you how to
I might be a genius, bro.
You just put your lips together and you come real close.
What the fuck?
You could blow half asses with some baby, half asses with some baby.
Let half ass know.
T.S. this off, bro.
Yeah.
Should I actually have an idea?
Oh.
Yo, yo.
Fuck!
Wait, I need the help.
How did you find me, bro?
That doesn't look good.
That's not good.
Wait, so I'm confused.
I have a question about infected.
In the prep phase, can we see each other
or are we completely invisible?
Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet,
shut up!
Hold on, I feel like we're invisible.
Shut up!
What?
No, it's not.
I didn't hear you.
Somebody's on me, somebody's on me, bro.
It's the B side.
Somebody's on me, somebody's on me.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
Bro thinks he's playing R6, nobody's on B side.
No, but he's on nobody this isn't our six bro
I'm a
No, we were supposed to draw bro, that was cheese
No, Jixie Jixie Jixie only fair you take a shot. That's crazy. Hello, Tampa true. Yo, where's only so chat where I miss him
Where is the only no thing he's missing. Hi, buddy. He go into hiding again. Yeah, go stream
why does not stream for two months where's the ad yo okay you find my
DMs please you just stop it's fishy oh run he does not know you bro only
pixel is like playboy Cardi did my only fun my discord games please brah
me ha no I'm kidding monkey okay no fuck yourself yeah we're going to my
craft we're going to my craft my craft yep block up any miners in the chat what
GenC Minecraft, I don't know.
No, keep me away from GenC, please, bro.
Please, keep me away from GenC on Minecraft.
No, I mean, you're saying this like we don't, like...
Bro, we had a great time, bro.
No, we didn't.
No, we didn't.
Lifeless, bro.
Wait, I'm a hunter, I'm a hunter, I'm a hunter!
Me, me, me, me, me, me!
Chatty, I'm a hunter, I'm a hunter.
Lifeless.
Alright, I'm looking for miners.
Let's do it!
You're a monster!
You're a monster!
Yeah, I'm a monster!
Yeah, I'm a monster!
We're on a Minecraft map, what?
We're on a Minecraft map!
We're playing Mephid Chameleon!
Bro, I'm not eating it.
He's gotta stay on alcohol, bro. I'm not getting it.
Dude, I'm not eating P445, bro.
Like, look, y'all don't play Minecraft.
Let's chat.
Okay, yeah, you guys can't say get off the alcohol after you literally swindled me.
You guys swindled me.
So here I am, bro. It's Drunko. Let's do this shit.
actually
Man go get on man go walla get on
That's also one of my guys chat. Should I face time Joe Bart drop like that?
Jack said I face time Joe Bart with my rena out
You are doing just saying anything Jack. Jinx you call him Jinx you call him
He's talking himself
Chad, what do you think about this spot?
Good or bad?
Chad, type the random kid emo.
I'm not getting called.
Is he not going to pick up?
Yo, Gid3 Epstein, thank you for the five gifted.
Hi guys, I said to get this guy out of here last week.
I said to get this guy out of here last week, bro.
Interesting, maybe Joe changed his number.
Oh, okay, unavailable.
So, Mingo, you're with your girlfriend?
Okay, all good, all good, bro.
That's the shit that'll piss me the fuck off.
What if you're gonna sit with my girlfriend?
It's like, what?
Wait, Joe called him, Joe called him.
Yo, Joe, what's up, man?
Yo, what's going on, brother?
Sorry, missed your call.
Sorry, guys.
Fuck yeah, I got his hurry, fuck.
It's gonna be the mickey, fuck it.
This is maybe a horrible idea.
Oh, me, Hanyan.
Oh, me.
Chad, just trust the process, bro. Don't spam GG.
Hold on.
Alright, time to watch Junko.
Actually, I can do a little bit.
I mean, Chad, that doesn't look that bad. I'm not gonna lie.
Facts are not like this. It doesn't look that bad.
Wait, where are you guys heading?
What are you fucking good?
Me? Yo, guys, I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna give you all time to run. Like, y'all can run.
we don't need to we don't actually need to oh yeah wait wait you can't take the
other hiders or am I bugging what is he not on yourself Chad is that bad oh by
the way Joe Bart might join us while drunk shortly so Joe Bart might join us
holy aura bro that was a good spot on the pig that was literally the worst spot
I'm not gonna lie this is fucking calm you know what this map is it's just trees it's just tree hiders, bro
Yeah, that's true. You're free
All right, so that means there's at least two people in trees by the way
Well, you're more probably
So that means it's probably for now
Can you blow my whistle, baby?
You're really fuck Lacey nah, I'm not gonna watch I don't think I fix anything on God
I don't I don't think I fix anything. I think I just leave it. I'm gonna fuck up chat. I'm literally
I'm literally just pre-firing the trees cuz one of you guys is in here. Oh
My god, yo, no true my spot is calm. I'm getting good, bro. Don't be run baller on the chat man
Wait, Rob. Did you use you a jail over the whistle?
Everybody oh wait, I must it's a classic. No, just climb this right here
The classic I shouldn't whistle bro. I don't know why I whistle man like I did that means we're far away
He's smiling. You can hear Ron Smiley. I just
I just hate this shit man like
Me
Me
Evens tree
Who's allowed to make L chat bro. I fucking listen coming up in days, bro. This map is a lot of tree camping bro
Yeah, I mean don't us yeah
Okay, did somebody just verbally whistle
Oh
Okay, there's one person left it's Dante's
You guys are not finding me. I'm telling you wait out this mood up. Oh, I almost got you
I'm shooting a pig
Okay, there you go you answer your own question don't ask don't ask give us a hint bro
Give us no no no no no hints one of us close. Okay, but now this is your spot good enough for a hundred seconds
Yeah, it might be rough it might be really fucking rough might be a little bit of a matter. What's the matter?
Hey, what's the matter?
Jinx me. Can you hit the matter dad or no?
How did you start this Ron? How did matter daddy even for me?
this one guy with his name so you said one guy wait where is
I'm not in the tree I'm not in the tree tree gaming tree got that's where are
you at but I'm not in the tree you are definitely in the trees definitely no
it's not a tree okay is there okay is your spot cheese or is it like that
It's legit
Wow guys, does anybody know where he is? No, are you guys hoodie game or no hoodie game and find him guys?
Where is he?
Where was he?
Dixie you walk past me like five times I was a twerker who the fuck was the pig cap cap cap or
Yo guys look guys question, bro
First off everybody take a swig five four three two one
One more you gotta call LG before you get off
Ladies you're so smart. Yes
Oh
This guy's like married, bro, like holy shit married, bro. He's married
I've seen him fucking you at the gym
I have two options have two options either I could get off after this game or I could find a beer and then just a game with you
As for us tonight
Find a fucking beer
I can find wait so what changed
You went from getting off to getting drunk and playing all night, I'm not complaining, but what the fuck just happened, bro
Did you like pull out a Glock?
Fuck you man.
Dude, listen, Jynxie, Jynxie.
And life some things are better left unknown.
Oh no.
Mingo asked to play. Let me call Mingo.
Mingo, FaceTime.
Wait, you're getting bigger? What's going on?
Not this?
Guys, I have the biggest alcoholic I know, bro.
Mingo happy 4th of July
Yeah, get on bro get on bro get on hey, we're boozing and we're playing bro get on
All right, all right
Yo, I got what I got what I got what I got what I got what I got what I got
I got the drunkest guy. I know
Let's do I
Got all the maps
To the Bob Ross map Bob Ross. I don't know
What's the name of that?
Let's do a default one.
Hey, just, let me just search a Bob Ross.
It's the most fun one there is.
Yo, guys, who's putting these images in the discord, bro?
What's happening right now?
I'm back, bro.
Can we get a W?
Laze.
Is this you, man?
What the fuck is this one?
That was me before I got caught.
Who are you with?
Who are you with, bro?
That's not head.
That's not head.
I'm doing two hunters.
I'm doing two hunters.
Two?
Two hunters?
No infection.
Wait, is it Bob Ross, though?
here no infections good mingo what up baby
no guys listen this guy mingo is a pro
drinker like I'm telling you this guy's
legit Jinxie Lee I didn't leak I didn't
leave I know real jacks in the game
why how would he get in the game
well hi guys nobody leaked bro stop
being a potato like
I had to be real, dude.
Hi, guys.
He's in the lobby.
Take a kill pill, bro.
Hell, we can chat, bro.
Okay, but explain to me how to do the chat.
Mingo, Mingo, are you in a game?
I have to call Lose on 4th of July, bro.
See, chat, whenever I get drunk, I just call my whole contact list.
Alright.
Guys, everybody take a swig of vodka, please.
We're changing Tom to get on Far Guys.
You can't fuck that little lad, though.
Oh, what?
What?
Yo, Dizzy, how much of that bottle is gone?
Bottle is gone
Who did you just call kid lotion seeing up?
Dixie my meat I think mother
Oh, I need to call those again. Yo my TV's fucking guys. It wouldn't take its way, bro
Someone just got hit with your two choices. I just heard someone in a dilemma
What do you guys think well those time up again, yo, what's happening?
Yeah, why those hanging up on me, bro?
I'm starting a game.
Hey, low six me.
Nope, nope, don't start the game.
Who is Zee?
It's because Zee's Zee?
Hey, low six me.
I'm making a new server, making a new server.
I'm not gonna come.
Who came out when I peed?
Zee's Zee.
What?
Like, how?
How do you do it?
Dude, I've never peaked anything in my life, bro.
Who is Zee?
Is that one of your friends?
Uh, it's Mingo, bro.
That's about me.
Pass the reposado.
She wanna fuck with her stumble. She wanna fuck with her stumble.
Is there a new lobby?
Yo guys, everybody list your height.
Put in a lobby. Put in a lobby.
Everybody list your height, weight, girth, and length.
Okay, 5 foot 9, 145 pounds.
5 foot 9, 145 pounds, and matter.
Jason?
Okay, that means...
5 foot 9, 150.
Oh god.
Yeah, I think you're missing Jason. You're not 150 you're on like ruins, bro. Alright, who's next?
Six foot two
I'm six to I don't know six foot two one seventy five pure muscle
I'm I'm five nine a hundred and fifty five
I
Get a rare one on you, bro, please you're not 155 bro. It's your
Me, huh? If you're 155 I landed on the moon, bro
It's time to wake up and smell the coffee
All right, but basically I'm six three and yeah, oh no, he's not
shorter than me
How about just shorter than me, bro?
Oh, all right, is everybody in?
Yep, we're missing.
We're missing matter.
We're missing matter.
Who the fuck is that?
I mean, it's not after daddy.
It's not after daddy.
We're missing a daddy coming in.
Who's daddy coming in?
Ooh, it's JC.
I'm coming in, JC.
Oh, my god, JC.
You're going to get come inside of you.
OK.
Lacey, bro.
Lacey, did you actually carry your ACL or was that fake?
He's not even original.
He's not original.
Did Lacey actually carry his ACL?
No, he didn't carry his ACL.
He actually teared his duck deal
What's a duck deal?
Dwayne Wade lobbing to LeBron meme
Yo, all right swig and three two one
Boy you can only play if you're drunk
Boy are you drunk, bro? I'm adding you
I'm so drunk I can fuck Nicholas Douglas Stewart
The middle name is literally insane. Yo, how about federally indict him bro, what?
What's wrong with you kid?
What are you having to spoil it?
The fuck!
Yes bro, I was spoiled in here.
I was.
Spoilt on a scale of 1 to 10 how drunk are you bro?
Spoilt!
I'm gonna go back bro.
Spoilt you have to get liquor in you man.
Bro, I got you bro.
What?
I need help.
I might as well change my diaper bro.
You don't get in your person man, it's okay.
That was got Jason.
the eights drink bro I'm next to your boy Kofi later bro that ass yeah let me see
let's see I'm gonna go see if it's here boy brings yeah bring clothes
bro guys I'm starting to think that these pretzels are approaching Brussels I'm
not told you well I have an idea bro yo Nick Doug's theory David five gifted
bro if you know what's funny is that's actually that's a real guy that's
That's literally a bro guy, I know that guy.
That's literally a bro guy.
Wow.
Who is Doug?
Uh, yeah, just don't worry about it, bro.
Who the fuck is Doug?
Yo, that's gotta be banable, bro.
Just dog sing someone in a twitch ring.
Your middle name is Doug?
My middle name is not, my middle name is not Doug.
It's Douglas.
Who the fuck is Doug?
Bro, it's not Doug!
It's Douglas!
It is Doug!
It's Doug Stewart.
Bro, it's Douglas, bro.
Jesus.
Doug, yep.
Douglas
Yo, so what courses are y'all gonna teach at Steven University man guys problem. I just leaked the fucking password
Oh
Man
One of one
You can't say that again. It's the next year, bro
Holy rare
Dude, wait, so who's going to the program in here, man?
Lacey, are you going?
I'm leaking check to order.
Why is Lacey deafened, though?
El Ego, Pat. El Ego.
Go to Lacey's chat and type El Ego.
Chat, ruin Lacey's streaming experience.
Guys, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I
Lays did it
Jinx he first it was fucking Los Polos
No, I was talking to you bro, but you were definitely
El Ego
Yeah, I'm a monster and I'm started talking
I was thinking about how life was created
Now go to Lacey's shop y'all and give him a heart with a bandage
Okay guys, guys do you want to give philosophical? I think Joe's joined his team
Yes!
Guys everybody just came up
All right, if you believe in aliens raise your hand bro
God ladies actually a mager, bro. Do you see this?
I actually I actually seen a tweet today with laser Morgan was who was he Morgan was it wrong
Wait
Okay guys, what's your craziest conspiracy theory I
Let's see here. I got a lot of these
Let's start with down test
Oh, what wait one second? Oh, okay?
What is your craziest conspiracy theory bro, we're gonna start with you and we're gonna go around the circle, bro
Okay, so have all of you guys ever heard of losers Q
It's a game that's called Loser's Curide.
And essentially there's like a scalpel matchmaking.
And if you win too much, then it forces you to lose.
And if you lose too much, it forces you to win.
Is that a conspiracy theory?
What?
Gameweek needs to know.
No guys, it's very true because think about it.
How can a game match you fairly against other players who are on the same MMR?
If you never lose.
Exactly, yes.
So that's why the way that they actually do it is by making it so that they force you
to lose or win depending on how high or low your win rate is.
Do I got Snoop Dogg underneath me, bro?
No.
Lace.
Daffed.
Lace, did you just rip like?
What the f***?
Daffed.
Daffed.
Daffed.
Daffed.
Daffed.
Daffed.
Daffed.
Daffed.
Daffed.
Daffed.
Daffed.
I
Am out for this mecha-mabi tonight not gonna lie. I think Joe is sloshed. Wow. All right, bro
Wait, oh wait Jason
We're not playing until everyone says they're biggest fear Jason you know fear conspiracy
My biggest fear?
My biggest fear?
Don't say the mirror, bro.
What the fuck?
That was sweet.
That was deadass.
That's fucked up, bro!
Dude, that was sweet.
You should leave!
You blew my footage alive.
I ruined it.
Elron in the chat.
Elron in the chat, bro.
Bro, probably dying alone.
Why'd you laugh?
Wait, okay.
I only laugh because...
Because honestly, I don't even feel like being vulnerable with you anymore because you just laugh.
You just laugh. No, I don't care.
This is but I didn't laugh.
I didn't laugh until Ron laughs.
Call me a part.
Oh, God.
No, seriously, bro.
Okay, no, don't do it.
Listen, buddy, like you'll be fine, bro.
Lacey, what is your biggest fear, bro?
Biggest fear, honestly, is probably a plane crashing into the ocean and me dying.
Just being stranded in the middle of the ocean.
well to be honest as soon as the plane makes contact with the water I think you
would just completely explode because the plane would go so fast into the
bottom of the ocean everyone would explode
yo hi guys
Yo, I'm here holy aura. I'm talking about fears. Yeah, so
Hi guys, what's your biggest fear about?
It's probably just it's probably just height like a fear of a fear of uh going high in the sky
That's why I don't know how I'm gonna climb high. I'm gonna be real. He's right. He's right. He's right, bro
The water park gg one flip. I'm sort of vein mugging you
Jason I'm sort of vein mugging you know, you don't want to do that
I'm very vascular bro like you should see my I'm just pointing take up your shirts right now
I know Jinx he's been putting us a muscle late what is spoilt like it a bro. It's what paid
Why do you say Jinx he's putting on muscle?
Okay, ladies, what is your biggest fear, bro?
probably spiders bro nice get to know
larp larp larp so core there's no way
that's your biggest fear well yeah
literally just you just say like
he's also scared of the tickle monster
bro he's very don't do that bro exactly
do not do that I don't do I don't do
tickling and I don't do spiders bro
sorry okay mingo bro what it's your
biggest fear bro you know my biggest
here bro yeah oh yeah planes planes I fucking hate planes dude planes are
pretty terrifying bro I'm not gonna lie I think you have to be pretty hammered
for that man okay oh let's explain why planes are scary you have your no
it's drag you're in a you're in a plastic tube you have no control over
anything plastic plastic bro it's metal
All right. All right, Timmy tough knuckles. I'm sorry planes don't scare you. All right, bro
Hey planes are scary. I don't care. Ron. What is your biggest fear, bro?
Probably like
2023 bro, that was probably like my like just like I live every house and like I don't know
But also my biggest fear is not being good at Fortnight. You know I'm saying like I used to be one of the pros
I used to be a living player and like I just lived that fall off again from being like a competitive gamer, bro
I'm not scared of getting in shape, bro, like
I'm not either. I'm not either.
Sure.
This boy, what is your biggest fear, boy?
I don't think you drink him.
He's a curse, bro.
Bugs, bro. I hate bugs.
Like spiders, bro. Like, bro, I hate spiders, bro.
Disgusting, bro.
Probably dead ass ladies and fugs.
Just gonna be honest.
I'm surprised you didn't say Jinxie's basement because you're in his house too bro, you saw
that shit.
Guys, I'm not a fucking clone bro, I'm not a clone bro, I'm not a clone bro, I'm not
a clone bro.
Dude, Ron, you don't have to keep it up bro, like we know what goes on in his basement.
Wait, Dutess!
What?
Wait, Dutess, we didn't ask you what your biggest fear was, you got a different question.
Oh my biggest fear. Yeah, yes dying low e-low
It's got any help man
Alright, are we ready for Meshah? Yeah, we really got nine people in here on the fourth of fucking July man. I mean
This is live, man. This is great vibes.
Nasty, what's your biggest fear?
Probably stomping, leaving his sides.
Now, bro, I think my biggest fear is probably, uh,
I'm just slowly dying, man.
We're all on, like, already dying.
Why didn't Ron laugh?
Bro, this is like a vulnerable, like, moment.
Bro, what do you mean we're all slowly dying right now?
No, like knowing and no, I mean like dude, I mean like when you're like
Bro, and you're like have you ever spoke to someone who's literally like 90 bro? That's terrifying
Bro, you know
That this coming bro. You can't do anything when you're not you're just waiting for death at that point
We're all gonna look back
We're low key waited for death our whole lives
Yeah
Yeah, but when you get when you get nine when you get to 90 then it's like closer really
Yeah, you know what my actual fear is about aging. It's not even like it sounds so stew
But it's not even getting to the age
It's like I don't know anyone else thinks this way
But like what I'm trying to hate anyone out there in the chat listen everyone lives a very long life
I don't know why when I think of like getting to 50. I'm like damn like after 50
I feel like the countdown like starts bro. I got on how to not really go
I feel like the countdown's right now. No, I don't know why like when I think of like 50
I'm like damn when I turn 50
I know that it's almost like not seven close to me
We probably got like about 40 years, but it's like damn the countdown starts my dad had me when he was 50
How was your dad?
That's Asian genetics your dad's dick worked at 50. No, no my dad my dad my dad
My dad had me like late 40s
Wait, what's your mom? Yeah, my mom was my mom was a nine-year age gap
Oh, so she was like 40 out of shit
I'm not even trying to be clear, but he's got some player in him
BOT is 60 something. Yeah. Yeah, he's old as shit
Oh, dude, that's why I'm trying to have a kid soon so I can play with my kid
And I'm not able to shit. You're saying to your dad like see your dad and mom can like like see your kids
Oh, yeah, so I can have a great kid. Yes. Yeah, I want to have my kids before like my mom
Like it's like too old to like walk around and all that, you know what I'm saying like
Not that I need to have a kid soon, bro soon
No
You gotta understand. Yeah
You'll be good. Yeah, but I don't put my such a work
What the fuck?
like he's like he's like about to be seven no he's he is 70 what I can't yes
dude I just want I feel like being a good dad it's like hard bro I feel like
that's hard to do how because bro you have to be like to your you have to
teach your kid well in the world no no dick writing to see I feel like you're
gonna be an amazing father thank you bro I'm not gonna lie bro you just you just
look like you'd be a great dad especially meeting your dad bro you're gonna be just
Thank you, man. Thank you, bro. Dude. I just feel like having a kid is a lot of responsibility, bro
How many kids would you want though?
I look you want to to to is probably good to agree. I think it's a good rate
What's under the boy the boy or like a boy girl, I want an empire of wins
I
Know I want I want one boy and like one girl low-key. Yeah
Me too though
Yeah, I want to be able to be old and be like a grandpa and look and see my seed
Increased and like the fucking family tree just is a big triangle reason and I did it
You know me I'm going I'm going for like seven. Just so I got a family
What?
Holy easy, though.
That's actually free.
Lacey, you're going to have seven kids and stuff a camera in their face when they do?
No, from birth.
From birth.
From birth.
From birth.
No, I'm sure.
I said when you're joking, birth, you have a free like, or you can hit up like any type
of prediction.
You want to run a poll saying like boy or girl, but TTS on bearing birth.
Hey, mom, make a prediction.
Mom, make a prediction.
Boy or girl.
You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, it's free channel points.
And then you teach me how to watch on stream.
Uh, Lacey, I'll give you a...
Bro, if you have a family channel, Lacey, like, I'm gonna punch you in the face, bro.
No, no, bro, it's gonna be more like my own...
My kids' first words will be reading chat.
Yo, bro, your kids are gonna be like awful, bro.
What?
They'll be...
Bro, what about like, concept?
They're like zero years old.
You have a jinxie think about it, bro. Oh my god
Sending to get the Lambo's for their 12th birthday
Like you could have a different channel for each kid and then just tell them that oh my god
Yeah, and whichever kid gets the most subs you actually acknowledge on their birthdays all the others they get no acknowledgment
So they have to compete against each other to be the best.
Oh my god.
Fucking genius.
Oh my god.
Do not do this.
And then you can make them collab with each other.
Oh my.
Guys the only reason Jinx is saying don't do it is because he already wants to do it.
We're stealing his idea.
He's scared of competition.
He's scared of our kids overpowering his kids right now.
When are you going to start your mass breeding, like when is that, so you can go through with this plan.
Alright, so first off.
I think these kids are saying ball right, bro.
Okay, so first off, no one said mass breeding.
Bro, I'm probably going to have two kids when I'm 33, bro.
No, I do.
Why that?
Why that exactly?
Because dude, I just want to be done with the streaming, bro, and just have two kids.
aware
Like me moving to Japan or what?
No, I like Florida bro Florida's good
Which you're gonna be streaming to your 33?
Dude, I don't know bro. It's 28 39 30. I don't know bro. Have a long ass shit. I'm cold
Are you anybody accept applications or he's pushing it? Yeah, what the fuck I'm 24 ass what?
You're gonna host so very 25 that's crazy
Yo guys
22 am I the oldest person in here 23 yeah, I'm that's a how are you 24 wins a birthday February
Fuck Jason. How are you? I'm 22 team fuck. Let's see how are you?
23 team lays how are you 22?
Mingo howdy 24 wins a birthday you're 17 fuck Ron howdy
22 or 23 years old, you know, what is 23 team, bro?
You have a little fun. Yeah, that's what how do you
You're younger than me
Yeah, Jinxie you're the oldest
I'm 22
Oh, you are.
Oh, wait, what's your birthday?
JC, when's your birthday?
September 26, bro.
Oh, no.
25?
Oh, that's a good one.
Officially pushing 30.
You're actually officially pushing 30.
You are 25% from 100.
That is nothing.
I'm going to get in that retirement.
Oh, my god.
Yo, imagine you're pushing a game,
and you're 25% done with the game.
That's literally what you're at.
Okay, first off I'm more than that bro the average lifespan is like 78 second
Okay, no, bro, I'm in great health Luke and start a family second bro
Yeah, guys, we're all gonna be 25. We're all gonna be 30. We're all gonna be 40
We're all gonna be 50. We're all gonna be 60 and then you're gonna hit there
You're gonna be in the 30s, but we're all hitting like 25
Wait, oh my god, I just realized Jinx is gonna be 30 years old
Oh, hi guys, now that she's kicked me in the nuts
Yeah, hi guys, hi guys
Hi guys, Jinx is gonna be 45 when we all turn 30
That is actually
What type of math is that?
That is the worst math ever
Watch out, watch out, watch out
I never knew you were that old, bro
Yo, what the fuck?
Bro, 24 is not old
Wait, you're older than me. No, I'm not I just turned three for
Oh my god, you're about that. You're about to turn
25
That's like fucking wrong, bro. Jinxie you're closer. You're gonna be closer to 30 than to 20. That's a crazy statement. Yeah
Oh
What type of evil ass discord is this?
pushing like I'm drunk you guys are reminding me of my quarter-life crisis
right now you're all gonna be 25 run how do you 23 only 23 years bro your oldest
balls bro no I'm just a day go to the light man I'm just gonna be 28 when
you're 25 that sounds 28 or 20 is like grown like once you're 28 that's like
It's way something I thought please don't you could still have it?
When are you gonna be engaged?
Okay, buddy family and Jesus
Shit fuck this shit you guys are fucked up. I thought we were gonna have a good a good fucking discord call
I'm crazy. I mean what the hell evil. That's okay to be old evil
Yo, Jason, 24 is not old!
It's gonna be 25.
It is, bro.
Yeah, stop saying it 24.
Yeah, don't say 24.
Stop saying 24.
How the heck are you gonna stop getting it?
24.
I didn't know it was 24.
It's still ground up already, man.
Oh, no.
Yo, Jamesy, let's cop out what it is, bro.
24, you're an unc.
Yeah.
Yo, don't do it, dad.
28 is basically the end of your life.
Ban alpha.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest the last birthday
That is my fucking name you psychopath stop
Yo, if I'm drunk is it like fucked
No, you'll be better
Contents drunks being drunk makes almost a lot of things better, bro
But like I can like barely move brah. I'm like walking around same in some motion
Welcome to peak
I think if I were to drive all drunk it would actually
No code in the discord!
No code in the discord!
Don't do it bro, don't do it!
Guys, let's just call it how it is.
If I drive while drunk, wouldn't Twitch give me like a better deal or some shit?
Not that I think about it.
Yeah, maybe.
Yo, what is the server's name?
Ah, maybe...
I'm gonna help you out.
Thank you.
Hi guys!
Hi guys, I made a poopy.
I'm out of it.
What's up? What's your guys's favorite childhood youtuber
it's got no tea yes bro they used to be like these like there's some shit
they used to watch every single one man say they're so good courses yeah so
good how is Darth Maul in the lobby who is all to me
everybody is I'm gonna start yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think so
that's literally Nicky Dougie Stewie what that's that look your nickname is
Jinks
Wait, what happens this
Well, this is my birthday of the office
We shall be radiant
Who's thinking who oh shit what oh my god
Burger King
I'm probably here with the crisis burger King foot ladders
Bro, I'm sorry for your one and your burger
Burger King foot ladders the last thing you would ever
Number nine burger fungus the last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus
I
Don't has maybe leave
Just just in the process you fucking drop
Classic
It's this guy a matter. What's the matter?
I'm just a baby
Yeah, I'm not even getting this map is literally just hiding in paintings. That's all
Yeah, and I'm not very good at this. They've delivered live
They've delivered they've literally given you no other option other than hiding in paintings. That's your only option. We go here
We go here. We go
Hey, there's a Lilo
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away, but girl
Look how tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
I'm square on shining bright as you
Wait, who sees us all?
No, you should keep it that way
Were you here before yesterday, Jay-Way?
You think we were born without a matter?
What's the matter?
Wait, what's the matter?
Now I'm kidding, what is that joke?
What's the matter, Daddy?
haha dude you're actually just on it so freaky I'm not getting it all you say
so basically the joke is I just called you a matter daddy
alright Mingo, run this shit
okay lock it boys
hockey
Chad don't worry just don't stop
I'm coming
I need to lie to these bros
when you see a spot that's really good also know his mind just don't read
alright alright alright
oh no
is that a default
wait Chad I kind of look like a galaxy
a default that's gotta be
bro what
Alright, I'm dead.
OH! OH! OH! NO!
Mingo, question Mingo, did you find yourselves moving?
No, you were just on the wall.
Wait, wait, wait, don't do it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, listen, listen, we can talk about this.
I don't see you, bro.
Wait, listen, we can talk about this, bro.
Wait.
Why could I not get into the painting?
Why could I not get into the painting, bro?
Yo, hi-vis is actually like Thanos, oh my god.
Yo, make up, bro, I'm gonna need some help with this big-ass room over here.
Jason, not a bad shout, bro, they got me.
my brother's still the way, bro, my god, bro, here we go.
Okay, what do you think, Jaycee, what do you think it was about, bro, I copied this from
Jason before.
Brutal.
Brutal.
Actually brutal.
Wait a minute, Rondale.
This spot?
Brutal wait run rondale this spot. Yeah, do you see my spot?
Jason what the fuck is that?
I'm fucking masterpiece
The building oh wait, that's no wait, Chad. Don't tell me that's actually
Say you I'm sorry. I'm god. I'm sorry. I'm not on god. I didn't oh wait wrong
I didn't know oh god. I didn't know all right runs run gotta get canceled bro
I got a sysbox. I got a sysbox my fucking stupid y'all
You can notice
everything I love them sorry I didn't know
bro Jason in what world now bro this map is this map is mid mid mid
Sakhore it's just the same paint through actually true actually you just hide
into a painting man oh boy there's one in there but I'll some time Bob Ross
Jason what the fuck is that just man who the fuck random kid bro dude my
brother wants to like fireworks guys this is my LG this is LG
brother wants to do fireworks LG before the game
I'm a beast I'm a beast bro I'm a beast
I'm not finding him bro, I'm a beast man
I'm really in my heart it's not bad Ron
I'm sure you're not a painter in another lifetime, bro.
Can we borrow this?
Guys, can we borrow this?
Can we borrow this?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, this is LG making a long game.
Low key.
Can we borrow this?
Is it the Bob Ross one?
Is it the Bob Ross one?
Please stop doing Ron maps.
I'm done.
I can't do this anymore.
What the fuck do you mean Ron maps?
What map are you about to play?
It's McDonald's, bro.
Oh, brother.
I've exchanged my diver.
Dude, I gotta get off this vodka, man.
Wow.
What's it doing to you, junk?
a junk
Yo, I'm doing fireworks with my brother after this game
Yeah
in my backyard and then be greeted by a SWAT team.
What?
Let's play it.
You all in?
You all in?
Let me know.
Guys, why does it say bungalow later serving silly cheese?
Only cheese, JX.
Look at this.
Oh, that would be a burnt peanut reference.
Yeah, this is cheese right here, bro.
A fudge.
Can I just cheese so this game lasts forever?
True.
I hope this, guys, I hope this is lobby down.
But do you not mean forever, ever, baby?
Guys, these are the good times.
We're going to remember when we were 40.
I wish there was a way to know you're in the go-to old days. We've actually left them
Right you're 45. You're not in the good old days anymore. Yo, nobody's spying on me
Guys, I'll give you guys a hint of where I am
Where the fuck is Jinxy dude?
Jensley, how did you hurt again?
Should I do it again?
Should I do it again?
Oh yeah, a whole week. I'm a beast at this game.
Jensley, come to me.
Trust me. Trust me.
Me flonyums.
Me and my...
Nah! I'm gonna do my own thing.
That's gonna be my last resort. I'm looking for a reward.
Dude, I'm gonna light off fireworks, my brother.
If anybody wants to come over, you can.
I bet.
We're on the way.
Now what now what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go to Florida, and I'm gonna listen to fireworks
I'm gonna find exactly where you are leaked leaked leaked lol
I'm going to tarpon. I'm gonna listen for fireworks going up. Yep. If you guys want to see Jinxy
Just go look for fireworks and tarpon Springs. You'll find them. Hey, W tarpon Springs. Let's go. We've blown up the whole shit
Hey, fuck tarpon Springs
You might want to be careful about your words here like fuck tarpon Springs your brothers real-ass crips in there
Oh
All right, Barbara
Yeah, you guys are gonna make fun of this spot, but it's about the strategy that's one Wow
You see like tides and cars with some shit
All the same good luck on a meal
I
Vamo
Jago, you tell me guys boys pre-firing in
American chameleon your brother's not protein exploit take it down a notch, bro
Boy take a chill pill bro
Guys go easy. I'm just a baby
Wait, Jason
Jason fuck
Yeah, the thing is in this spot like I can't really respect it. I don't think my spot's too bad
Honestly, yeah, like is this like that matter of a spot? I mean this kind of looks like a toy for animals
I miss owning a pixel
Guys, I think Lacey glitched out of the map. I'm not even sure what what
That you can kill him. I think it's very impossible for him to die. I should kind of looks like a shoot
Hmm hmm hmm hmm. Hmm. You see you are so bad, bro.
Silence yo por favor mi amigo.
Mi ho.
Yo chat, clip this and come back to it and tomorrow.
Mexico's gonna be England locked.
Come back to this tomorrow.
Mexico's gonna be England locked.
Oh my god, bro. I'm a fucking G, bro.
Oh, leave it a Mexico.
Hi, guys, you saw that shit or no?
Wait so what look at my spot, but he oh, I like your creativity too
Listen to this. I like to see my spot over here. No
Who way I'm not gonna lie. You're not wait. You might win. No, I'm gonna win. There's no way
Brother someone in the trash can put in the cheese spot
He's in the trash, bro. I'm leaking bro
Bound it.
He's a pro gamer.
He's a pro gamer.
Yo!
Wait, we can talk about it.
You know how much time it takes to talk to a player?
Kill him!
Kill that boy!
AHHHHHHHHH SPOIN!
FUCK!
God damn it, I was strafing.
Why don't you come back?
What is that, Muda?
Is that Muda over there?
I already dodged you, motherfucker!
Why did he come back?
Beast, bro, I really played this game.
is anybody else just not playing on dying?
bro where?
i mean yeah, that was just too good
i thought jenny would be too good
lacy's tryharding guys
yo brother
lacy's tryharding dude
you mean i'm tryharding
lacy really?
wake up scops
have i seen this actually
wait have i seen this
you're actually good
what?
yeah
Was actually pretty fucking good man live Lacey me
One more bro one
Bro, my brother is sleepy. I need to go
Lacey's part is cheese bro
Lacey's a try hard dude
I literally won! I won the fight!
What?
Can you even see me?
Bro, I've had it billed like 10 times.
Alright guys.
I'm a trash bag!
What?
It's been real.
It's been fun.
I'm not even shooting you.
So you're not in the lobby.
What are you doing?
I'm in the lobby.
Okay, okay, okay. Actual last game.
I'm re-opening
Okay, Jason you have to do the Bob Ross one you have to again
Such a Bob Ross road to the OG map, please
Oh, Jim up. I'm gonna go back rooms back rooms
No, but I'm sorry
The OG Big Map, then I'm good.
OG Big Map?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's get a W Junko in the chat, man.
That's just fucking doubting.
No, I'm not.
Seriously.
You're up and fighting.
All right, I'm starting it.
That's a good rep.
I was doing it.
LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG,
LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Who's gonna hunt?
Is it random?
Harden?
Harden?
Yo, guys, yo, guys, we're going to Tarpon Springs.
We're going to Tarpon Springs.
That's the best.
Let's go!
Woo!
We're going to Tarpon Springs.
Welcome to Tarpon Springs.
We're going to blow up.
We're going to fucking Tarpon, boys.
I'm a table teammate.
So let me guess, bro.
Sugar land really like that's carpet sprays
Yo, hi guys lock in bro. I don't need any of your CTE. We need to find these fuckers, dude
It's a 1v7. Yeah, I have a disabled teammate. Hi guys. Okay
Who finds me bro, okay, let's do it. I think if the Jinxie, this is your best
Mecha stream because mood us not here
What do you hate for? I'm not bad.
Hold on now, I'm drawing this.
Jai, you see what I'm drawing or not?
Bro, Jai, this isn't...
How old were you guys when you guys shit yourself for the last time?
22, I remember.
I'm not colliding with you.
I was wearing... I was wearing Decker's till I was 4, is that normal?
Lace, aren't you 22 right now?
I am.
So you shit yourself this year?
What a...
Yes sir.
He's just a baby, bro. He's just a baby.
Bro, he's 22, bro.
He's a grown-ass man
Cheese
Anywhere else bro, you know, yeah, what would you rather be doing generally?
generally generally yeah for this well I'm writing off fireworks with my brother
wow you're gonna do momentarily what I want to know guys we played Meshah for
like two hours actually lame as hell bro hey brother I don't even know why LG
no but we weren't done playing with you whoa whoa just take it easy man
drink about classic whoa just take it easy man Chad y'all remember drinking
Josh did see what am I right there what am I saying I'm gonna be honest
I'm in here yeah I'm in here pretty popcorn emoji yeah classic whoa just oh
god it's over oh no no no oh god oh yeah you want to whistle next to my spot
Oh my god. Oh god. Oh no. Dude, Chad we grew up watching Drake and Josh and now these kids are growing up watching Slot, bro.
That, Ron. You know what I'm doing. Chad, what does this bottom look like? What does the bottom look like?
Maybe like, hi guys, whoever finds the life people sucks.
Go, go, go. Jason, what are you doing, bro?
Just let me cook. Let me cook, bro. Just let me cook.
Alright, so step one of Candyland is you got to find the high ground off spawn off spawn. I'll find the high ground
We're good. We're good. We're good. Not this you are good
This is insane. No, you can't even do it. Good. Yeah
Hi boys, are you fucking kidding me?
This is a good spot. No, hi guys remember a lot of people like to be ginger beds watch out man. Keep your head on the swivel
Yeah.
Float!
These are good spots.
Wait, wait.
Jake, see you're close.
You were floating on my screen.
Actually, Chow, I'm just going to do this.
If you weren't on your screen.
Carpent Springs map.
Oh, yeah, dude.
You're so original, bro.
I'm just going to do this, and then just trust me.
I'm going to just do this, and then this, and then that.
Y'all are fighting me.
Y'all are fighting me.
What?
What are y'all saying, Chow?
I'm lost.
Whoa!
Let's see.
Whoa!
It was never getting found I don't think
We can't be serious with this one, right is it cheese is my spot cheese
It's a little cheese, but you know cheese a lot of it. We're looking at look at it
We're still it
We're still if your penis is larger than four inches. Oh my penis is definitely larger now
I'm spamming the fuck out of my shit and it's veiny as fuck
Any last words?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Check this one. Yeah, what is the bottom?
Bro, you guys do realize a four inch penis is normal you guys are not the spam whistle
For which is actually pretty good five and a half. No average erection is 4.7. I look this up
No, it's not that's not possible
average erection is 4.7 Bernard
Try to make you feel good
Bernard what's the average length of an erection?
I'm going to assume you're asking us of curiosities and let's keep it factual.
The average duration from an erection varies a lot depending on the context.
If you're talking about during sexual activity, it might last a few minutes up to around 30 minutes.
Bernard, but I'm not sexually active.
What is the average length of an erect penis in the United States?
Alright, no worries, on average, studies typically say an airplane is around 5 to 6 inches.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
WHAT?!
5 to-
WHAT?!
Bram, look at the-
THAT'S GIVENTA!
That's like, WHAT?!
That's literally-
What?
What?
What?!
That's fucking huge!
Wow!
See that in life, bro?
Yo, look at my-
mind-chat.
Is it good?
Yeah, j-
Yo, GC, I haven't found fucking anyone, bro!
where I found somebody high bruh
yo
yo there's someone over here
I'm about to give him out
come on bro
come on bro
come on bro
you're not gonna fight me bro
bro bro you so new bro
bro I promise
bro we have
welcome to my laboratory
what's safety is number one bro
anybody watch our youtube channel
channel. Oh, but it's not bad.
He's not gonna. Who's left?
Haters, bro.
Let's see. Hey, listen.
You were like, you were. Yeah, man.
Oh, so chat average.
This is 5.5.
I'm cooked.
Did s 5.5 like where?
Jason, is that not kind of crazy?
I don't know.
Five.
Good god.
Listen for the whistle.
Wait, wait, silence, please, silence, please.
Oh my god, deep left, deep left, deep left, deep left.
Why you, why you, why you, why you!
Oh my god!
Who's left, just Ming, just Ming?
Oh god, Ming, you're locking, Ming-go locking.
Actually, dial.
Ming-go!
Ah, did you play zombies, Ming-go?
You are the only one left.
Greetings.
Where is Ming-go?
Ah, good one.
Where's Ming-go?
You're not finding him.
I'll be honest with you. One of you guys just named this chapter. Did you just fake laugh Jason fake laugh equals funny, Jason
No, I never fake my last
Fake fucking fake laugh, bro. I don't
Did you just fake laugh bro? I don't fake laugh rule bro. You serious bro burger get out of my fucking
Run maybe give burger a hug. It's 4th of July
I'm sick, I promise to eat you, dude.
Dude, my mom just texted me asking
if it was gunshots or fireworks outside, bro.
Oh, my God.
I'm Cherry Hill.
You heard that?
You just told me, no, you actually told me.
I didn't, I didn't.
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
Where's this guy at?
I have a story.
I have a story.
I have a story.
I have a story.
I have a story.
I have a story.
I have a story.
I have a story.
I have a story.
Mingo, you won't whistle again.
What?
Mingo, you won't whistle again.
Mingo, you won't whistle again.
You whistle again, it's over for you.
You whistle again, it's over.
Do it, do it, do it, he's not going to hear it.
I promise you.
What?
Jump.
Jump.
Jump.
Oh.
Fucking freeload.
Wait, what?
He was in the house in the roof.
He was under the roof.
All right, guys, I'm off, y'all.
LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, come on.
Come on, bro.
One more bro.
One more bro.
This is the best.
You guys should be ashamed of yourself bro.
We've been on this game for three hours!
Tixie, don't kick him, I love you.
If you don't, I'll fight him.
Oh my god.
I've been on this show, I've been on this show.
He did it.
You know what?
He's got his wife to play with us and you're the first one to leave?
No, he didn't have you.
I was wondering if he was going to leave.
No, hey, you know what?
Love you to death, kid.
Honestly, I was wondering if he was going to leave.
No, bro.
Guys, it's my brother, bro.
It's my memory.
Hey, hey, hey, uh, we gonna host you guys. Let me say this before I leave bro
Life moves by pretty fast and if you don't stop and look around once in a while
You might just miss it leaves with aura
Alright guys, holy fuck. Bro, you know what's actually the most fucked up thing? I'm not
even kidding when I say this. I swear all it takes is me having like literally one drink
and I get fucked. Like I'm not even like trying when I say that either. Like I legitimately
have like one drink and I swear I saw like seeing double guys am I the only
person on the planet that's like this
like real talk guys am I the only person on the planet that it's like this
like I legitimately drink one thing and it's like I'm walking around bro and I'm
not I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like not lopping either right like it's
So you're like this thing where it's like,
you're walking around and it's like, what the fuck?
Like, am I the only guy?
Like type one if it's like this for you as well.
Like you could literally have one drink, one drink,
and you're saying there and you're like,
yo, what the fuck dude?
I'm like, you're stumbling, you're fucking like,
you're like going crazy.
Look, I swear it is not a crazy thing.
I swear it is not a crazy thing.
I know actually there's some.
Thank you Ra.
I saw the crazy thing. Okay. Anyways guys listen up listen up listen up listen up
Everyone listen up
So tomorrow's stream
Listen up tomorrow's stream. We're gonna be going live
Maybe a bit earlier than today, maybe maybe
Maybe.
Uh...
Primarik retarded.
Okay, so we're going to be going live a bit earlier than today, probably.
And we're going to be starting off with some probably Mecca into our six into rank fives.
So tomorrow we are 100% doing rank fives.
Like 1 million percent.
Also one other thing.
So I saw this 24-7-Dontes channel and the reason why I did it was because I'm a really
good guy and I know that some of you guys want to watch my content even while I'm asleep
and it's definitely not because I want more support through another method as well.
So yeah if any of you guys want to help support this stream by just leaving a stream on then
you guys can do just sit there and watch this and it should be talking but anyways with all
that being said I don't think I was all so much fun honestly the subs give subs 3 subs thank
you guys all so much for watching thank you it was honestly a ton of fun today like we
didn't play any league at all but I really did enjoy myself so I hope you guys all did
as well and yeah if you guys want to watch some more tomorrow as well we'll be live obviously
and I hope you guys all have an absolutely amazing rest of your nights and I will see
you all then peace.