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MECCHA CHAMELEON -> FIRST TIME PLAYING R6 -> RANKED 5S IN LEAGUE? @dantes_247

07-04-2026 · 9h 24m

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[00:03:00] Boom!
[00:03:01] All right, that's one.
[00:03:03] I think we're good now, right?
[00:03:07] Wait, let me see.
[00:03:17] What?
[00:03:19] OK.
[00:03:20] Boom! Alright, that's one. I think we're good now, right? Wait, let me see.
[00:03:34] Alright, yeah, we should be good. Alright, what is up? How is everybody doing on this fine day?
[00:03:43] what is up everyone nice to see you all again
[00:03:49] alright so guys
[00:03:52] first things first how are we feeling postmarathon
[00:03:57] how are we feeling postmarathon keep it a buck with me
[00:04:01] how are we feeling postmarathon
[00:04:04] fix sound
[00:04:08] The sound is fine, what the fuck?
[00:04:13] Feeling good, great?
[00:04:15] Okay guys, yo, guys, guys, guys, let's establish something very clearly right now, okay?
[00:04:24] Let's establish something very clearly.
[00:04:27] I am not a cl-
[00:04:36] Let's establish something very clearly.
[00:04:38] I am not a cl-
[00:04:42] Okay, let's, guys, let's, let's, let's,
[00:04:46] I am not a cl-
[00:04:50] Guys, so let's just, guys, I am not a cl-
[00:04:54] guys guys listen listen the real dawn test is not in jiddy's basement while
[00:05:02] me the clone is in I don't know that was but guys listen so I got you know I
[00:05:17] don't know what's going on anyways well my audio must be buggy and water is
[00:05:23] 7th prime crypto schizo there in the sub as well below with them in the gift unsigned there in the prime squishy there in sub
[00:05:30] Mark there in the 42 months cam there in the few months as well, and he up seven prime. Thank you guys. Okay, so guys look
[00:05:38] guys
[00:05:40] Listen, I'm not a clone believe it or not. I am the real don't has
[00:05:46] Also, why the fuck it's like my shit so red nowadays. Was it always this red like the lighting is like
[00:05:52] ass but I swear never used to be this bad yo guys am I crazy it's cuz it's too
[00:06:01] dark okay wait give me a second maybe it's because of the camera properties
[00:06:06] no it's not because I'm clone dumbass that's not the reason why okay let's see
[00:06:13] Oh, there we go. That's a lot better. Okay, so wait, that's a lot better. Oh, nice. Okay,
[00:06:23] that's good. Okay, so put brightness up here. Okay, should be good. Nice. I think I need
[00:06:34] do something else with like line line line like line line shows what the fuck
[00:06:39] is where's the line shows wait it's in camera properties guys is anybody know
[00:06:45] where the fucking line show says where the fuck is what where is it guys where is
[00:06:52] Where is Lancheos? Where is it?
[00:07:01] Guys, where is Lancheos? Where is Lancheos?
[00:07:09] High Vyze? Bro, I'm not in Jetties Mansion anymore. I can't just call upon the power of High Vyze, dude.
[00:07:16] Dude, where is Lancheos?
[00:07:22] Guys, where is it?
[00:07:27] Guys, where is Lancho's?
[00:07:32] It's Scale Filtering Lancho's when you right click.
[00:07:39] wait let me actually try some other shit what if I did it by by bonnick
[00:07:52] well that didn't change anything now look like a fucking retard um wait what if we try
[00:08:01] by linear
[00:08:02] Like if I'm just autistic, is this even changing anything or am I a fucking retard?
[00:08:11] Like Lancheos is the best, I can't wait to give it a second.
[00:08:19] Um, okay, yo, also, there's something that we've got to talk about, but uh, Joe, I've
[00:08:24] been with them in the three months, uh, I can't believe I've been with them in the gift
[00:08:27] as well.
[00:08:28] How does it feel to see all this sexually confused comments, bro?
[00:08:31] I'm going to be real, if you were willing to say that you'd smash me when I'm in the Lulu
[00:08:35] cosplay, that is not being sexually confused.
[00:08:39] That is being confident enough in your masculinity to know that, hey, listen, hey, it hits.
[00:08:46] You know what I mean?
[00:08:47] That's all I'm going to say.
[00:08:48] Hey, it hits.
[00:08:49] Let's just call it how it is.
[00:08:51] An extremely, some of the two months, Kang, there are three months as well, Kiri there
[00:08:54] are four months.
[00:08:55] Love the marathon, thank you.
[00:08:57] And James there are 62 months.
[00:09:00] They're in the prime. Thank you guys
[00:09:03] Yeah, guys, hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. So the reason why I didn't stream yesterday
[00:09:09] Guys, I'm gonna be honest that marathon fucked me up like guys. I shit you know when I say this
[00:09:16] I'm being dead serious that marathon. I was exhausted yesterday. Okay, so I'm gonna take guys that one
[00:09:23] So I get on my plane right I get home. It's all good. It's all good get home. It's like chill. It's nice whatever
[00:09:30] Bro
[00:09:32] As I get home
[00:09:33] Like I'm telling you I just felt exhausted like legitimately fucking exhausted like
[00:09:42] To a point where it was like I
[00:09:45] Literally just had to lay down all all for the rest of the day, right?
[00:09:49] Son yesterday
[00:09:52] Me and Laura like we went like a mall be like child forbid
[00:09:55] I got some my dinner with my friends, but I guys I'm telling you I was fucking exhausted like
[00:10:00] When I tell you that I would literally just spend hours laying down, I mean it.
[00:10:05] Like, okay, type one if you guys know the difference between tired and exhausted.
[00:10:09] Who's your nose to difference?
[00:10:11] Like tired is like you're sitting there and you're like, oh dude, I don't want to get
[00:10:14] out of bed.
[00:10:15] But like exhausted, it's like you're going to get out of bed, but it's like you're just
[00:10:19] going to ache to a point where you want to go back.
[00:10:21] You know what I mean?
[00:10:22] And bro, today's like the first day since the marathon that I woke up and I was like,
[00:10:28] I actually feel like ready to get up. You know what I mean? Because I'm telling guys every other day was like
[00:10:34] Fuck like I would get up bro, and I would literally just like oh, dude. Can I please just like lay back down like this is horrible
[00:10:43] So that's why yesterday. I didn't end up streaming yesterday
[00:10:46] Because I'm gonna be with you guys. I couldn't I legit couldn't like it was too fucked up
[00:10:51] It was actually too fucked up. So the good news is the good news is
[00:10:55] The good news is that now we are back and do not listen to anything he says.
[00:11:04] The reason why he didn't go live yesterday is because he's still in Jiddy's basement
[00:11:08] and the clone was taking too long to be birthed, listen to nothing and trust nothing.
[00:11:16] So yeah, as I was saying, right?
[00:11:17] So the thing about it is that, bro, I'm actually feeling good again.
[00:11:22] You know what I mean?
[00:11:23] Now it's like we're feeling good. We're chilling like it's a good fucking vibe
[00:11:30] The glove there got the glove all right, so anyways who's ready to know what's going on for today's stream
[00:11:39] Because I know what's going on for today's stream
[00:11:42] So listen up
[00:11:47] Last night I played some League of Legends off stream
[00:11:50] because I was feeling the withdrawals and let's just say that it was quite a fucked up experience
[00:11:59] so I went through and two losses but that only put me up like 10 LP or some shit and now at a
[00:12:07] thousand three hundred and forty LP rush almost a morning out of Challenger so I thought a lot
[00:12:13] to myself guys I was like what do I want to do do I want to sit there and do I want to
[00:12:18] grind League of Legends or do I want to sit here and do I want to do some fun
[00:12:28] shit? So this is what's gonna be happening for the foreseeable future.
[00:12:32] League of Legends solo queue will be put on a back burner. No, no, don't dance, please don't.
[00:12:41] So, for the foreseeable future, League of Legends solo queue will be put on a back burner.
[00:12:50] We might do maybe like a handful maximum of solo queue games every single day, maybe
[00:12:58] a maximum handful, right?
[00:13:00] But for the most part, we're going to be doing a bunch of fun shit, right?
[00:13:04] So Mecha Chameleon, I've been loving it a lot, so I want to play more of it, so we're
[00:13:08] gonna be starting off with that today. Then afterwards we're gonna be doing our
[00:13:14] first time ever playing Rainbow Six. So as a lot of you may or may not remember, I
[00:13:19] made a promise to you guys, maybe about a week after I started coaching Jinxie,
[00:13:23] that I would hit gold in Rainbow Six Siege. Now I'm gonna be real with you guys,
[00:13:29] with ranked 3.0 that might be a lot harder than I thought it would be,
[00:13:33] because it's Timmy right now is like unironically almost 15 days into his
[00:13:39] rainbow six marathon and he's emerald so I don't know what the fuck is gonna go
[00:13:45] on with rainbow six but we are gonna be trying for golden it okay after ranked
[00:13:52] fives will be coming out tonight in League of Legends so I'm gonna try to
[00:13:56] assemble a squad for that there's a chance we could do the the normal squad
[00:14:01] Right if people aren't really down then maybe I'll hit up Kadeem
[00:14:05] But we will definitely try to get a ranked five squad rolling for tonight
[00:14:09] So a lot of fun shit a lot of fun shit going on
[00:14:14] Will you be playing League of Legends classic when it's out for sure when it's out for sure
[00:14:20] One million percent I've seen the dude on tick tock that place on top and calms them down
[00:14:26] Yeah, I have no idea where you're talking about bro. I do not watch League of Legends tick tock
[00:14:30] There's a League of Legends map in Mecha Chameleon? No, I know there is! That's some reasons why I wanted to play.
[00:14:38] So, I actually have a Mecha Chameleon Discord. And, yeah, it ain't looking good, guys. It is not looking good.
[00:14:52] I asked almost an hour ago is anyone down for mech in 15 minutes and the only person that said he'd be down is Russell
[00:15:07] He didn't mind there are legitimately 30 streamers in here by the way nice so um, yeah
[00:15:15] That that's cool
[00:15:16] Get a high-visor it's hip high-visors down
[00:15:22] Because now we need to assemble a squad.
[00:15:26] Guys, we need to assemble a squad.
[00:15:29] Let's see if he's down.
[00:15:33] The thing is, I think Jinx is going live soon, so it's kind of fucked, you know?
[00:15:38] Ask Muda?
[00:15:40] I'd be down too.
[00:15:43] The same piece of shit mood inside like
[00:15:48] Wait, let's see
[00:15:51] Wait, how about you sing Drake?
[00:16:03] All right, nice good and
[00:16:06] I'm on a separate prime welcome. Thank you. It's your piece of shit mood is up to you
[00:16:13] I don't get it. Everywhere I walk, I just walk into someone that is fucking lost.
[00:16:24] That's it.
[00:16:25] Oh my god.
[00:16:26] That's it. That's it.
[00:16:29] Don't stop cheating in Valorant and get on Mecca, bro. We're running a lobby.
[00:16:38] I'm not cheating in Valorant bro, I'm not cheating in Valorant man, I'm sick.
[00:16:44] Yo Dante, where are you running to man, where are you guys playing man?
[00:16:49] Dante!
[00:16:50] I'm trying to get my radiant right now.
[00:16:54] Josh, do you want mecha with Dante's?
[00:17:00] I
[00:17:07] Thank you
[00:17:13] Both each I should be a little more trigger bot and just start playing with don't this like a chameleon. Okay, so I think it's done
[00:17:19] Okay, so again, I voice we're gonna have to move that
[00:17:23] pillar pillar pillar
[00:17:24] So we're gonna have hi boys. We're gonna have to move that
[00:17:27] All right, but wait, let's get Kessha sound
[00:17:40] This guy's back to streaming by the way if anyone that doesn't know this guy literally left the scene
[00:17:45] Because he was exposed for like messaging minors and on his first stream back
[00:17:50] He was like yeah a lot of people used to call me a pedophile and I guess they're not wrong
[00:17:55] but I'm reformed it out dude shit's fucking crazy Wow you know everything's
[00:18:02] actually wild
[00:18:06] Domino's wild okay let's see Kesha wanna play mecha chameleon
[00:18:14] Cuz bro, we need a lot of me bro. We actually need a lobby
[00:18:27] Let's see if he's down
[00:18:39] Guys, I think it's too focused I think it's too focused
[00:18:44] yes won't get you know it I think it's your focus
[00:18:49] well give it another 10 seconds
[00:18:53] we'll get a potion as well fuck it
[00:18:56] best hacker in the world
[00:19:00] Barley?
[00:19:04] do you think I'm a good student Barley do you think I'm a good student
[00:19:08] yeah you're doing well dude
[00:19:12] You're asking questions adjusting when advice does not fit and keeping your head in the game
[00:19:15] Which is exactly how you improve right?
[00:19:21] Wait is this guy playing with his AI?
[00:19:25] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
[00:19:32] Bye bye, bye bye nefiri!
[00:19:36] Bro it's even down?
[00:19:38] Mecha, go Mecha, I can go after this game.
[00:19:42] Alright, nice.
[00:19:43] I'll go Mecha.
[00:19:44] Barrel is spawned in 60 seconds.
[00:19:45] Let's see if...
[00:19:46] Oh, let's see if Grubby's down!
[00:19:50] Yo, Grubby, wanna play Mecha Chameleon when your game is done?
[00:19:58] Bro, Grubby's fun as fuck.
[00:20:03] This could be a lot of fun.
[00:20:05] Let's see, let's see if he's down, see if he's down.
[00:20:14] Ask Forcin, dude, I cannot ask Forcin, like, do you guys want to know what happens when
[00:20:20] you type something in Forcin's chat, it literally becomes this entire chat insulting you and
[00:20:26] making fun of you.
[00:20:28] Yes, drop a smast there.
[00:20:31] Look, I'm not even kidding. Do you guys not believe me? Check this out. Check this out.
[00:20:38] Watch this. His entire chat is kinda at me and so it's spamming laughing at you. Watch
[00:20:44] this.
[00:20:45] Thank you fully.
[00:20:46] Look. Look. No wait. And now we wait. Watch it, watch it, watch it.
[00:20:59] Wait.
[00:21:01] You got enough?
[00:21:03] Oh no. It's starting.
[00:21:05] Yep, there it is. Yep, there it is.
[00:21:07] I've done test your mom.
[00:21:09] Yep, alright. Now it's fucked.
[00:21:11] Like, you cannot ask this guy anything, bro!
[00:21:15] Look, now it's literally just everybody spamming your mom.
[00:21:19] It's fucked!
[00:21:25] It's literally fucked.
[00:21:29] Kass just said ok, wait did he?
[00:21:32] Right now I can't tell him I can't right now
[00:21:35] I'm not there right now
[00:21:37] I can do it if he...
[00:21:39] I don't have time
[00:21:41] Do you want to do it next weekend?
[00:21:43] Next weekend I can
[00:21:45] I'm preparing 19 for the chat
[00:21:47] Wait did Grubby say it's down?
[00:21:49] No if I'm killed in Q
[00:21:51] I mean I already asked Russell.
[00:22:00] What are these, what are these fucking, yeah what are these fucking ringmen?
[00:22:10] Call XQC on his phone.
[00:22:14] Bro, do you guys really think, listen.
[00:22:19] Do you guys really think for a second that I have XQC's phone number?
[00:22:26] Playing with my piece right now.
[00:22:28] Thanks for the content.
[00:22:29] Guys.
[00:22:30] Guys.
[00:22:31] Do you guys really think for even a second that I have XQC's phone number?
[00:22:37] Like, guys, guys, do you really think for a second that I can just sit there and call
[00:22:46] up XQC. Like genuine question. Do you think it's just like yo, don't ask. Call XQC on
[00:22:58] his phone. Do you guys really think that for even one second? You know what? Okay, I have
[00:23:10] I have an idea, I have an idea, guys, so son, what if we brought in XQC, Obama, Trump, Angela
[00:23:20] Merkel, right, Matthew McConaughey, and Kaisenat, thoughts, what do you guys think about that
[00:23:30] lobby?
[00:23:31] Yes or no?
[00:23:34] Do you guys want us to do that lobby?
[00:23:42] Get Ronaldo too, you know what fuck it
[00:23:46] I'm gonna hit up Lionel Messi right now and be like yo Messi wanna pull up to Mecca, Chameleon
[00:23:55] Dude, do you guys want how about this how about this how about we get Ronaldo and Messi for Mecca, Chameleon thoughts?
[00:24:04] Is that what we should do, Cher?
[00:24:12] Yes. Okay, let me see on the Discord. Who's everyone that's down?
[00:24:24] Okay, so I think right now we'd have, what, like, three?
[00:24:28] Building up. It's already being, like, what, like...
[00:24:32] Yeah, three or four
[00:24:35] No, cuz it would be it would be worth making the fight and stack it in front to back
[00:24:40] It would be a what we made is not it would be
[00:24:47] Okay, so be what we it would be high buys
[00:24:52] To buy some high-wise so camper off rocket league it would be
[00:24:56] Yeah, I think I'll be already asked why we ask Angie so then it would be like what five then
[00:25:04] Here let's make reptile dodge dodge now get on mecha chameleon
[00:25:15] Yeah, you just saw my day go
[00:25:17] Oh, you have no audio. There is no sound.
[00:25:31] Oh shit, yo, I was muted. What's up, Datus?
[00:25:36] I'm fit anyway, low-key considering it.
[00:25:42] Hello, friends.
[00:25:44] Are we playing?
[00:25:49] Honestly, I'm done.
[00:25:56] Check DM.
[00:25:59] Hello Ghosts.
[00:26:02] Yeah.
[00:26:04] Let's stroll around a bit.
[00:26:06] Why not?
[00:26:09] He doesn't have members yet?
[00:26:11] Check him and say no when he dodges!
[00:26:13] I'm gonna fucking twist your balls up, okay?
[00:26:16] Look, look here your balls, okay?
[00:26:18] Like in between them here.
[00:26:20] Yo, you guys know what the fucking dole?
[00:26:22] This is gonna be me to your balls.
[00:26:24] This is gonna be me to your balls.
[00:26:26] Legit.
[00:26:28] I'm fine with dodging.
[00:26:29] W Mans.
[00:26:34] This guy, bro, we need to shoot him.
[00:26:36] Okay, I'm in rhymes with this one.
[00:26:39] Okay, let me...
[00:26:43] you
[00:27:13] you
[00:27:43] you
[00:28:13] you
[00:28:43] you
[00:29:13] you
[00:30:13] please lower down to the volume if you are going in call
[00:30:17] why would I need to do that bro
[00:30:20] I'll tune it all the way up
[00:30:35] alright nice
[00:30:37] okay let's show in the lobbies
[00:30:39] Okay, did Grubby join?
[00:30:44] Okay, so who's missing now?
[00:30:47] Everyone, join VC if ready.
[00:30:52] I'm coming in one minute.
[00:30:55] Is your wife coming?
[00:30:56] No, she's reading right now.
[00:31:02] She's reading right now.
[00:31:04] Okay, so it...
[00:31:06] Phantasm joins, Grubby joins, nice. Okay, nice.
[00:31:10] So we have three people in. Let me see.
[00:31:13] Who are we missing? Who are we missing? Who are we missing?
[00:31:15] Wait, let me see if I can poach some people that are on Mecha right now.
[00:31:19] Let's see if Sing Sing's down.
[00:31:21] Sing Sing.
[00:31:23] It's not.
[00:31:23] Oh, okay. Let me check it real quick.
[00:31:25] What kind of broccoli-ass mushroom is this?
[00:31:30] Yo, Sing...
[00:31:31] uh...
[00:31:32] did this can be awkward if he's already in the streamer lobby
[00:31:35] like i don't think he is
[00:31:38] wanna join a lobby with streamers
[00:31:42] well this looks so much fun
[00:31:46] the female plaza, what's the feel again?
[00:31:50] bro is this game just like vtuber essential?
[00:31:52] jesus
[00:31:56] We have four people and wait it's piece of shit Russell on mine
[00:32:03] Of course is not
[00:32:09] Why the fuck do I hear
[00:32:14] Ten players should be good
[00:32:26] Okay, I don't ask Muda's cheating
[00:32:30] Okay, and the sky is blue that I'm going and the sky is blue bro
[00:32:34] And the sky is blue like a mood a cheating bro is literally a given with that guy bro
[00:32:43] Wait, okay, we need to tell high-fives to get on
[00:32:47] High-fives join the discord we're starting a sap so we got a high-fives
[00:32:53] We got mood up. I think we're probably gonna be like what seven people then maybe eight. Okay
[00:33:06] Okay, so then we should wait let me ask pale boys really easy. Yeah, can I get your pale wanna play
[00:33:14] Chameleon
[00:33:16] I think like it's way faster. In fact
[00:33:19] Yeah, alright, I'm going to use...
[00:33:21] What's he?
[00:33:22] Swap level at first.
[00:33:23] Yo, Denti, what's up dude?
[00:33:25] Oh shit, shit, shit.
[00:33:27] Wait Denti, we need to do it in real life?
[00:33:29] Wait, yo bro, Denti, you were streaming with Jinxie that shoot, I was super happy with you bro.
[00:33:34] Yeah, you were chatting, Jinxie was...
[00:33:37] Denti was playing, he was...
[00:33:39] He was playing with Jinxie.
[00:33:41] Yeah, so come back to accent.
[00:33:43] We're about to run the lobby.
[00:33:46] No, I don't want to play, dude.
[00:33:48] I
[00:33:51] Know but thank you do it. I can't I'm too tired
[00:33:55] Guys then team was thinking about me to play with him
[00:34:00] Wait, yo, then there's a thing my friend then we're gonna do it in real life stream this summer. Do you don't?
[00:34:10] I can't
[00:34:12] We can do this.
[00:34:13] Me and Dentie were supposed to do a live stream, it's been a while.
[00:34:19] Ok Dentie, he speaks French.
[00:34:21] He speaks French, Dent.
[00:34:23] Dent, we're doing something this evening, is that good?
[00:34:26] Guys, me and Dentie will be doing a live stream.
[00:34:30] We're supposed to do a live stream, it's been a long time.
[00:34:32] Hey, sorry, at this point you were talking to me, I didn't answer.
[00:34:36] I never read your message.
[00:34:38] Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm going to be mad at you.
[00:34:41] It's so funny.
[00:34:44] Alright chat, everyone do a podcast in the chat for D&T.
[00:34:47] You have to know it. I love you, bro.
[00:34:50] Hey, it's just that there's some time for you to name the game.
[00:34:53] It's good, it's good.
[00:34:54] Okay, so who's joining?
[00:34:56] Ella, do you want to see my POV?
[00:34:59] Wait, are we six or seven people right now?
[00:35:02] Six or seven people.
[00:35:04] You have to find out.
[00:35:06] Okay, so guys listen, I think we saw a few floating invites.
[00:35:10] invites, the only problem is that when Muda joins he's probably gonna have trigger bot
[00:35:14] and wallhacks enabled.
[00:35:16] Wait, you're inviting Muda?
[00:35:17] Yeah, actually?
[00:35:18] Yeah.
[00:35:19] Wait, Grubby, do you have an issue with Muda?
[00:35:20] Come on.
[00:35:21] Yeah, I don't play with cheaters, dude, don't talk to me.
[00:35:25] Wait, Grubby, what if you shit in his mouth?
[00:35:28] Think about it.
[00:35:29] Yeah, no, no, I thought about that.
[00:35:31] No, but what's the deal with this?
[00:35:34] He cheats all the time, even in friend games, but you invite him because he's a boyfriend
[00:35:37] of your favorite boyfriend or what?
[00:35:39] So the thing is that, unironically, high-fives, you can back me up on this.
[00:35:44] Hello?
[00:35:45] Yo, it's high-fives.
[00:35:46] So Bullying Muda is literally the most fun thing on the planet.
[00:35:49] So I don't think he actually cheats in mecha-chameleon, but the fact that you can always just go on
[00:35:53] the cheater and everything and he crashes out is the most entertaining thing on the
[00:35:57] planet.
[00:35:58] Yes, I would agree.
[00:36:00] He's like the punching bag.
[00:36:02] Yeah.
[00:36:03] It's like, I imagine him like this, Grubby, thinking of him like this.
[00:36:06] It's like he's the guy where it's almost like comedic relief to just start making him lose his shit. Does that make sense?
[00:36:15] Yeah, I think it makes sense to you, bro.
[00:36:17] I think you believe it.
[00:36:20] Wait, grab your eyes. Hold on to play then.
[00:36:24] I mean, you only need six or seven, right?
[00:36:27] Maybe you could focus on a lobby right now, and then afterwards, to ask more people to join, we just bring them in after.
[00:36:33] All right, I'll play I'll play I'll play a game. Yeah, okay. Who's hosting? All right, are there high-pitched or wild we can host? Okay, oh
[00:36:43] Gladly host sure thing. Okay, sure thing. Why not? Okay?
[00:36:48] Let's go on land. Is there anybody here that's never played the game before? I
[00:36:53] Have never played this before
[00:36:55] Okay, anyone else or just phantasm
[00:36:57] Phantasm, you're good at games, you'll be fine. You're rank one, right? This game is
[00:37:05] easier to play in mech and chameleon to be rank one in league.
[00:37:09] Isn't this literally just like prop hunt or something?
[00:37:12] Yeah, it's like prop hunt except to paint. So you just like paint over yourself and then
[00:37:17] you just kind of blend into the background and you just like...
[00:37:20] Oh.
[00:37:21] Yeah, it's like really fun, like you're gonna see.
[00:37:23] Okay, okay.
[00:37:25] Okay, alright, Wadley, did you make the server?
[00:37:28] I'm loading up right now.
[00:37:30] Well, I think there's no point making it yet until we've got...
[00:37:32] Do we have enough to play? We've got seven.
[00:37:34] Yeah, but I'm gonna wait for some more.
[00:37:36] Okay, we can even like, yeah, seven is enough and then afterwards if more people join we can like add them as it goes on.
[00:37:44] Okay, sounds good. Let's go.
[00:37:46] Let's leave.
[00:37:47] Okay, I will create the server now.
[00:37:49] No sweat, dude.
[00:37:51] Remember, no leaking, no leaky boys, no leaky girls.
[00:37:56] Yeah, so that's a big thing too.
[00:37:57] When you're joining the server, make sure that you don't actually show the code on screen,
[00:38:02] or it's like among us, it leaks everything instantly.
[00:38:05] Oh my god.
[00:38:05] Okay, now I'm going for a good one.
[00:38:08] Oh my god.
[00:38:11] Dude, I tried to switch the seats.
[00:38:14] Okay.
[00:38:14] I'm going to show them the discord, but we're going to be good.
[00:38:17] I'm telling you in general, don't leak general.
[00:38:19] Once you enter the password, you'll be in, you'll be safe, you're all good.
[00:38:23] Just don't screen share the Discord either.
[00:38:26] Like the general manager.
[00:38:28] All good.
[00:38:30] Hold on.
[00:38:31] Ah, you're the weak Warcraft 3 fella, aren't you?
[00:38:34] You're the Warcraft 3 3, bro.
[00:38:37] Yes.
[00:38:37] Bro, this is nose and the second. I didn't realise.
[00:38:39] No, no, no, dude. I actually mega watched your shorts.
[00:38:42] I used to play Warcraft 3 when I was a little nipper as well.
[00:38:45] When I was a little nipper.
[00:38:47] When I was a little nipper, yeah. Sorry, it's a British word.
[00:38:49] I was loving the race Love Warcraft 3, man.
[00:38:51] Like all the games we play come from Warcraft 3, like,
[00:38:54] like, we all come from Warcraft 3.
[00:38:56] People don't put their respect to deserves.
[00:38:59] Nice to meet you, Ayn. Are you the Tom Kemp's guy?
[00:39:01] Yeah, that's me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:39:03] Also knows the Coma guy, the blind guy, whatever, man.
[00:39:07] What's the story behind that? Coma guy.
[00:39:09] Oh, I just, I just, I just went through a quick Coma.
[00:39:12] I just broke my skull open,
[00:39:14] uh, blood filling my eyes.
[00:39:16] It's chill, man. We've all, we've all done Comas.
[00:39:18] We've all gone to Cuma's recently, no.
[00:39:19] Man, the things you will do for content, that's incredible.
[00:39:23] Yeah, bro, you know, Dundas, you would have fallen out of a third story building for content.
[00:39:27] Dude, the craziest story that I ever heard from you is that you would always have so much blood
[00:39:32] filling your eyes that you would have to quickly blink to the side to clear your vision for one
[00:39:38] second and you would do this constantly so that you would actually be able to look at
[00:39:42] I still read it for this day. Yeah, the people nicknamed it the animation cancer. I can't see otherwise like I'm legit blind
[00:39:51] You went like huge in some reddit like anime reddit. No, which one? Yeah, bro. It's Bucky dude. I
[00:40:00] Everyone's got their little quirks. Let's let's get in let's let's let's showcase each other's little quirks go on
[00:40:06] Yeah, so yeah, so grab you what you want to do is in the general chat
[00:40:10] That's what we put a thing where it shows like the username and the password.
[00:40:14] You need to hide your screen while joining, though.
[00:40:16] No, no, I get it.
[00:40:17] I got you, bro.
[00:40:18] Thanks.
[00:40:19] Thanks.
[00:40:20] Hey, Robbie, is it your first time playing as well?
[00:40:23] This is my second time playing.
[00:40:24] Okay.
[00:40:25] How about we run a couple of basic maps and then after that we can run some freaky custom
[00:40:29] maps.
[00:40:30] Yeah, a couple of neat maps.
[00:40:31] That sounds great.
[00:40:32] Even a couple of cute league maps, you know?
[00:40:33] Yeah, the same as the game.
[00:40:34] I saw they have summoner's rift.
[00:40:37] Yeah, that was the one they added.
[00:40:40] Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of cute stuff
[00:40:44] Okay
[00:40:49] So yeah, no leaking we're all good who is not in we all in coming in I'm not in
[00:40:55] Okay, I'll get in will ya. Oh, I got changed. Don't I remember do not leak do not leak
[00:41:00] Yeah, I'm
[00:41:02] Reptiles and no leaker. He's a little boy. Who's a leaky little boy? Who is it come on?
[00:41:10] He's my leaky little boy, right?
[00:41:12] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I'm freaky as fuck right on the gatherer even said that
[00:41:18] Bro, you didn't take it for spin, say it to Jinxie man, take it for a spin. Don't even credit me
[00:41:23] I'll try next time
[00:41:25] I was saying, a dumb test, quick thing, your little little thing with Jinxie was mega success, right?
[00:41:31] Your little bootcamp thing
[00:41:32] Yeah, he hit some of them, right?
[00:41:34] Yeah, dude, I was saying, if Jinxie outrakes Tenshi, it's really embarrassing to me, right?
[00:41:39] It's really embarrassed me. I got her into league and she's been playing way longer than Jinxie now, right?
[00:41:43] It's really embarrassing to me. So I said if Jinxie overtakes Tenchi, dude, I am genuinely going around to her house and doing the same thing.
[00:41:50] Yeah, we should do it.
[00:41:51] I mean, he's already silver three though. Like, he's already silver three, so you guys gotta like hurry it up.
[00:41:58] Ella, do you have time to play Mexican League then? Could you go Q-rank quickly?
[00:42:03] Bro, I have one of these in two, bro. It's actually gonna overtake me.
[00:42:07] No!
[00:42:08] If you're gonna take it, I'm crawling through your window and forcing you to play 20 hours a day.
[00:42:12] Okay.
[00:42:13] Uh, Dums, are you joining?
[00:42:15] No, I'm thinking of shits.
[00:42:17] So are you?
[00:42:18] So are you?
[00:42:18] No, I'm not shooting, I'm gonna party, I'm just thinking of shits.
[00:42:22] Uh, okay, alright.
[00:42:23] So yeah, I'll be going now.
[00:42:24] Okay, alright, have a good run, bro.
[00:42:26] Right.
[00:42:27] Wait, is he serious?
[00:42:28] Yeah, I think he is.
[00:42:30] I thought he was being smart with you, like of course he's joining.
[00:42:33] No, I will join him.
[00:42:35] Hello?
[00:42:36] Hello.
[00:42:37] Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo.
[00:42:38] Was good, guys. Was good, Don Tess.
[00:42:40] Was good, was good.
[00:42:42] Muda. Muda, listen, listen.
[00:42:43] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:42:45] Stop, stop, no.
[00:42:46] Because I already know what you're gonna say.
[00:42:48] I already know.
[00:42:49] Shut the fuck up, all right?
[00:42:51] How about that, yo?
[00:42:52] How about that?
[00:42:53] Right, you want someone else to know
[00:42:54] what he's gonna say?
[00:42:56] You want someone else to say that?
[00:42:57] Who do you want to say no?
[00:42:58] I don't want anyone to say anything.
[00:43:00] How about that?
[00:43:01] Keep this bitch, keep this bitch friendly, all right?
[00:43:04] No, no, no.
[00:43:06] Let's just rip the band-aid off. No, I did not cheat and fucking make a chameleon
[00:43:12] No, I did not win trade in valorant. No, I'm not using
[00:43:20] I said you never win traded in in Valorant, right? Yes, obviously not. Say walla you never win traded in Valorant
[00:43:30] Well, well, okay, what was that?
[00:43:32] I don't say Wala on small things.
[00:43:37] Wait, say Wala, you never cheated in Mac and Chameleon.
[00:43:43] Okay, so why is one Wala and the other is Bala?
[00:43:48] Explain.
[00:43:49] I don't know.
[00:43:51] I just don't feel comfortable with this conversation.
[00:43:53] You guys, what's the tone?
[00:43:54] It's in the agenda.
[00:43:55] It's looking for a leaky note.
[00:44:02] Let's get done so did you know fucking jinks the after the stream was over or not bro come on tell us
[00:44:10] Dude I'm gonna be real with you. I'm gonna be real with you after that steak dinner
[00:44:15] Did you just open his butt cheeks up after like what happened? No as a reward for getting sober was the opposite way around
[00:44:22] All right. See you guys. I don't play with cheaters, but
[00:44:25] What the fuck?
[00:44:27] Oh, yeah, I know.
[00:44:29] Muda, Muda, Muda, listen.
[00:44:31] You gotta apologize to Grubby for cheating right now.
[00:44:34] Uh, I don't even know who the fuck Grubby is. Who's Grubby?
[00:44:37] He's the go-to-vorecraft 3, bro.
[00:44:39] Oh, great. Muda's here.
[00:44:42] Uh, who's Grubby?
[00:44:45] Grubby's the go-to-vorecraft.
[00:44:46] No, no, no, he's not easy on Grubby, dude. He's like, what?
[00:44:48] Yeah, he's actually the Grubby.
[00:44:50] You gotta go easy on Grubby.
[00:44:52] Where'd he go? He actually left?
[00:44:54] Yeah, because he cheated in Mecha Chameleon.
[00:44:56] million and in Valorant and in Hello Kitty Island Adventure and League of Legends
[00:45:00] I got was a very fun person to hang around bro what's this code I just
[00:45:05] joined in general yeah I leaked the code
[00:45:13] no no I'm chilling no I'm gonna let's talk about it yeah you leave a server
[00:45:20] Dick face
[00:45:23] I mean a dude no one gave me a heads up last time though. Oh, yeah
[00:45:27] Wait, that's you leaked the discord server this server for you. Okay. What do you mean?
[00:45:33] Oh, it was a quick leak cuz only like one or two people join
[00:45:38] Listen, he took a picture of it and he dm'd it to me. You were going through urine
[00:45:43] Humms his DMs and you were calling him or whatever and you flashed the the link
[00:45:47] Guys don't flim grubby for leaving it's okay like listen some people have different like lines that they're willing to like go over and shit like that like
[00:45:55] I mean listen if anything that's like the line that he has and you know like you are just respected, but I don't like
[00:46:02] So I just want to let you guys know I will be trigger body in this tournament, so
[00:46:10] Now also all the fortnight thing that I got invited to I'm also gonna be cheating in that one soon, so I'll come for that one
[00:46:17] Oh nice league bro
[00:46:20] Okay, is everyone ready? Let's go right okay. Hang on. Are there any rules you guys want on you guys want to be doing?
[00:46:27] Right grow up. Do you guys want to be doing infection basic? What are you feeling?
[00:46:35] I mean, we can start off with basic
[00:46:38] Game over time and I'm a punch you stranger. No, it's rough guys muscles here. Jesus Christ
[00:46:44] We got we got
[00:46:46] maybe
[00:46:49] Wait Russell out of curiosity when you join the lobby how many players thoughts do you take up?
[00:47:07] Oh, no
[00:47:16] or not to say that one, huh?
[00:47:18] How did that even, like, why is that in your chat?
[00:47:20] There's like nine different creators.
[00:47:21] Why is that one in your chat?
[00:47:22] I don't get it.
[00:47:23] I don't know, I mean, you tell me, man.
[00:47:24] It must be really special.
[00:47:25] Some...
[00:47:28] Chai chat.
[00:47:29] Go on, just say it, huh?
[00:47:30] That's for a different time, guys.
[00:47:32] That's a different time.
[00:47:33] Oh, also wait, for anyone that's never played the game before,
[00:47:36] if you open up your paint menu with F,
[00:47:39] and then afterwards you hover over a color
[00:47:41] that you want to blend into,
[00:47:42] if you press spacebar, it takes that exact color.
[00:47:45] so you just press spacebar, you take the color and then you can paint with the one that's behind you
[00:47:50] oh okay, that was broke
[00:47:52] yep
[00:47:52] no lads, we'll start in a sec, let's all be nice to each other
[00:47:56] you know, we've all got floors, Dante's a pedophile
[00:47:59] you know, Dante's a pedophile, Moon is a cheetah, and Russell's fat
[00:48:03] so none of us are perfect, not even me
[00:48:07] some of us are too out of frame of those things
[00:48:09] those are our first time we get a guy, it's like one of those is definitely out of place guys
[00:48:13] Oh, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo I just want to say nowadays my wife is above the age
[00:48:20] You know what I mean? So that's let's tone it down with that
[00:48:36] 10 anniversary and 16th birthday on the same day
[00:48:39] Yeah, you should have a live!
[00:48:41] Yeah, they...
[00:48:43] Alright, Russell, you're in, is everyone ready?
[00:48:45] Yep, I'm in, I'm in.
[00:48:47] Everyone's ready.
[00:48:47] Okay, let's go.
[00:48:49] Uh, will do random map, put the sod on.
[00:48:52] Okay, kept.
[00:48:53] Yep.
[00:48:55] Okay, so if you guys want to be a hunter, you walk in the middle on the orange.
[00:48:59] If you want to hide, just don't walk inside.
[00:49:02] Bro, hi, Vice. You're the only guy on the planet that ever wants to be the fucking hunter, bro.
[00:49:06] Oh, I like hunting.
[00:49:07] I'll go hunting with Andy. You guys go high.
[00:49:09] I'm not the hunting bro.
[00:49:10] Oh really?
[00:49:11] I'm not the hunting bro.
[00:49:13] Oh damn it.
[00:49:14] Oh shit.
[00:49:15] All right.
[00:49:16] Muda, is that the EXE?
[00:49:17] Okay.
[00:49:18] All right.
[00:49:19] That's it.
[00:49:20] Oh.
[00:49:21] I don't suck at hunting.
[00:49:22] It was very interesting.
[00:49:23] Very, very interesting here.
[00:49:24] Let's suck at hunting.
[00:49:25] It was very interesting, very, very interesting here.
[00:49:32] Let's see.
[00:49:35] Oh, shit.
[00:49:39] Oh, my God.
[00:49:43] Oh my god, Chet, is this meta gaming, though?
[00:49:56] Dottas, get the fuck away from me!
[00:50:00] Oh my god, this is like OPS fuck.
[00:50:05] Dottas, what are you doing?
[00:50:09] oh my god you're ruining my hiding spot
[00:50:19] oh this guy ever not cry about something
[00:50:26] right that's 45 seconds you gotta move on
[00:50:32] we got a bloody move on spots socks right you chose the spot yeah I know
[00:50:39] Oh, it fucking sucks on you.
[00:50:41] It sucks.
[00:50:42] I'm god.
[00:50:45] Jesus.
[00:50:51] I'm sticking out.
[00:50:54] Shit.
[00:50:55] Yo, Whatley!
[00:50:56] Look at that paint.
[00:50:57] I just drew a mirror.
[00:50:59] Nice, man.
[00:51:00] Yeah, that's a fucking beak.
[00:51:02] You're gonna poke someone's eye out with that thing, man.
[00:51:04] You don't see a note if you're like that.
[00:51:06] You're gonna poke someone's eye out with that nose.
[00:51:09] I want the classic.
[00:51:11] Oh, let's go.
[00:51:14] Oh, it's this map, right?
[00:51:18] Right, lads.
[00:51:19] You will always have...
[00:51:20] Bang!
[00:51:21] There!
[00:51:22] Oh, no, bro.
[00:51:24] Okay, I'm not close to that, we won.
[00:51:26] I'm in now!
[00:51:27] I'm back!
[00:51:28] No, she's so broke.
[00:51:29] She's so easy to find when she's on her period.
[00:51:31] You can smell her from across the street.
[00:51:33] Like, you can sniff it out, man.
[00:51:35] You're so fucking gross, bro.
[00:51:37] Pinky promise.
[00:51:38] Like what bro, there's nothing grease about periods. Don't be misogynistic. There's nothing
[00:51:45] Please don't be misogynistic
[00:51:49] Right girly pops
[00:51:53] Let's relax
[00:51:57] All right, I think I'm missing stuff
[00:52:00] Whoa, why no whistle why no whistle what the fuck?
[00:52:03] We don't really need a whistle honestly this maps kind of shit
[00:52:08] Oh, yeah, no whistles on okay. That's my bad guys. Fuck. I fucked up at least it's an easy map off. I'll fix it
[00:52:16] fuck
[00:52:18] Right
[00:52:22] World's most obvious hiding spot award goes to Dante
[00:52:30] Yeah, it's actually
[00:52:35] Like you're just hiding
[00:52:38] yourself correctly why did you hide on top of a balloon
[00:52:43] like a spot where you're hanging i was like levitating so it didn't
[00:52:47] yo dantas that's me an ocupedophile for the splutters
[00:52:51] guys get me fucking relax yo there are 10 people hiding stop leaking my spot
[00:52:57] yo ruckle this spot is a right what is i can't winch really my spot
[00:53:02] it's not even plain sight i'm gonna try hard like you
[00:53:06] Okay, how the fuck is this work?
[00:53:19] Okay, wait
[00:53:28] He's probably like in a crevice somewhere. I mean Loki I cooked actually nice. He's just stream sniping me cool
[00:53:35] All right, yeah, but I don't know if he has a cheat I can put my trigger bot too if he has one like this is pathetic
[00:53:41] So you say when you fucking talk to a girl you're gonna whip out my trigger ball like Jesus dude
[00:53:49] Yo, I don't know I don't know like I don't know
[00:53:55] I think we should all just whistle bro
[00:54:05] person's whistling. Okay, but you guys hear a whistle and then you walk away from the
[00:54:09] area that you heard a whistle like is it really one of us was oh bro there's
[00:54:12] someone right here there's someone in the bloody cabbage patch there's someone
[00:54:15] here no there's nobody here that's a good spot but there's a fucking someone's
[00:54:20] gonna be done on my man am I brain dead I think we should all whistle right now
[00:54:25] what do you get to the invisible I think that's what it's all shit to be honest dude
[00:54:30] What
[00:54:37] It's wrong with you
[00:54:39] The hey
[00:54:42] Paramedic is in the pyramid
[00:54:45] What the
[00:54:48] Dude don't taste no don't taste legit just cheated
[00:54:51] He actually just cheated.
[00:54:53] I don't know what you just cheated.
[00:54:55] No, I don't.
[00:54:57] I'm going to be real. I didn't even mean to do that.
[00:54:59] Like that was actually like a misclick.
[00:55:01] What's that even mean?
[00:55:03] It's like a misclick IRL.
[00:55:05] Like I didn't mean to do that.
[00:55:07] That doesn't even make sense.
[00:55:09] I'm actually just pissed.
[00:55:11] Wait.
[00:55:13] Russell, if you had gotten it.
[00:55:15] I didn't fucking want to found you.
[00:55:17] Nah, not around you.
[00:55:19] drawing it like a fucking kid a toddler
[00:55:22] hey where is the joke oh my god
[00:55:26] oh my god
[00:55:30] there's still someone in here dude I
[00:55:34] want to finger them come out will you
[00:55:36] because of the whistles wait haha no dude
[00:55:40] there's only a couple of shit 30 seconds
[00:55:42] go finger them dude
[00:55:44] Open your eyes!
[00:55:46] He just ran right past you!
[00:55:48] No!
[00:55:50] Give us a whistle, will ya?
[00:55:52] No, no, no, no!
[00:55:54] One piece is gone!
[00:55:56] This is not due to age!
[00:55:58] What the fuck!
[00:56:00] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
[00:56:02] Okay, Mura actually cheated, Mura cheated.
[00:56:04] I'm just gonna say Mura cheated.
[00:56:06] Oh, I mean...
[00:56:08] Mura won't consider it.
[00:56:10] I mean, what? You could have just said that.
[00:56:12] Where is he dude?
[00:56:13] Look at spot by me guys, I'm not gonna lie, this is amazing spot by me. Look at my spot, bro. Look at my spot.
[00:56:17] Look at himself, dude.
[00:56:19] I don't know where he is, look at this.
[00:56:24] What the fuck? Is that Muda? I mean...
[00:56:26] Wait, what? Oh my god.
[00:56:28] Genuinely run into the nearest asshole you could find. Cool thing.
[00:56:32] What is this map?
[00:56:34] I don't know.
[00:56:36] Okay, listen. Listen, let's fiddle with the settings.
[00:56:39] Wait, do they have any like new maps that they added or no?
[00:56:43] No, no, but the maps are there's a lot of maps.
[00:56:47] So they changed maps like, okay.
[00:56:49] I'm not at maps all the time.
[00:56:50] Oh, they got changed back rooms and made it way bigger.
[00:56:54] For instance.
[00:56:55] Oh, yeah.
[00:56:55] It's the back rooms.
[00:56:56] It's the back rooms.
[00:56:56] Let's do back room.
[00:56:59] No, no, sugarland is genuinely right.
[00:57:01] Sugarland's raped.
[00:57:02] We're not doing sugarland.
[00:57:05] Okay.
[00:57:06] Yeah, so I'm trying to get challenger in one year.
[00:57:08] Do you guys see I can do it?
[00:57:09] No, you're not doing that.
[00:57:11] Well, are we talking about, like, you know, you doing it legitimately or are you doing it, you know?
[00:57:16] No, obviously legitimately.
[00:57:18] No, dude, I don't think you can do it legitimately.
[00:57:21] It is challenging, but even with sprints as hard as fuck, man.
[00:57:24] Alright guys, listen bro, two months and I'm already gold three, guys, come on, that's not bad.
[00:57:28] What?
[00:57:29] We're really flexing gold three in 2026.
[00:57:32] Yeah.
[00:57:33] Come on, two months in.
[00:57:34] All three is fine, though, if you want to keep them, that's really good.
[00:57:38] Wait, aren't you silver?
[00:57:42] See I'm silver, but I have a side of me. Yeah, so it's like a chill silver. Whoa. Is this a new spot?
[00:57:49] Dude, fuck. Why do I have to be wait who's up? Who's the hunter with me?
[00:57:54] Well don't as you fucking ready for this shit. Oh, yeah, okay. We need a paint. Hold on when you paint ourselves
[00:58:01] What do you mean? Okay, like I put on some more paint. Yes, hon. Wait, I'm gonna
[00:58:08] I'm just me or we need more time you're looking really scary right now yeah
[00:58:16] if you guys want more time we can always crank the time next round I'm
[00:58:22] fiddle with the settings oh my god is on do not worry we should but like you
[00:58:28] know it's show yeah I'm about to be captain America from the new Marvel
[00:59:01] I
[00:59:07] It's it's like it's like a sigil. Oh
[00:59:10] Got worse at the game. Yeah, you're about to get fucking dumpstered on
[00:59:18] All right, who's first one dad someone's in the toilets
[00:59:28] Let's peep who's got the P. They sports
[00:59:31] Guys I'm not ready.
[00:59:36] Where the fuck is everyone?
[00:59:39] Bro it's been like 5 seconds, come on.
[00:59:41] Yeah, sure.
[00:59:44] Wait, you already got that one.
[00:59:48] Dude, I don't think that's how I was even trying with that one, honestly.
[00:59:52] Are you expecting people again?
[00:59:54] Press 5 and then click through.
[00:59:56] Oh, let me guess that Muda too is his fucking cringe cringe lord spot where he goes on top of the
[01:00:04] classic the vending machine. He goes in the vending machine.
[01:00:07] Oh wow, no way. Muda you fucking suck, kid.
[01:00:15] I don't see shit.
[01:00:20] map light.
[01:00:25] but this is actually a hard map nowadays low key.
[01:00:30] what is that?
[01:00:33] how do you see this? I'm blind.
[01:00:36] listen, listen, phantasm.
[01:00:38] don't look at colors. look at inconsistency.
[01:00:42] walk along the walls and you see why people are like
[01:00:45] just climb so high I can see every ounce of it I can't with this guy man
[01:00:52] let me check spots what the fuck idiots dumbass
[01:00:59] check for inconsistencies yeah I will listen coach
[01:01:04] okay but there's only three left inconsistencies so far yeah but maybe
[01:01:09] someone's in the sides check in the sides
[01:01:12] and can we get a move on I'm gonna check
[01:01:16] these hiding spots and see which one's
[01:01:17] legit what you have to get ahead no I
[01:01:19] just heard someone want what we got a
[01:01:22] good hiding spot no no it's a creature I
[01:01:24] like the oh my god I like yours yeah I
[01:01:27] like the detail your little icon say I
[01:01:29] want to say something about your spot
[01:01:30] but I can't give it away bro we get
[01:01:32] some whistles in this good one what are
[01:01:34] you doing right now man wait where is
[01:01:37] it yeah where was the way nine seconds nine seconds wait wait oh no
[01:01:48] someone's in here I'm not gonna like numbers I thought you'd be better and
[01:01:51] looking for kids in the pool I thought you'd be experienced in this one where
[01:01:59] I am hopeless hopeless man
[01:02:12] Wait, come to you come to me bro come to me
[01:02:14] What's up?
[01:02:20] You have a headset on phantasm. Oh my god, bro. I'm I swear to go I'm blind. Oh
[01:02:28] And I can't oh my god, are you fucking serious with spend the whistle
[01:02:33] I'm sorry for you guys like I actually feel bad. I will never make fun of retarded people ever again. Okay?
[01:02:46] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
[01:02:52] It's different it's different
[01:02:56] Like a chameleon is a bloody toddler game. Yeah, but I'm not a toddler. That's the problem
[01:03:03] One people another spot
[01:03:09] Give me some whistle give him a cute whistle
[01:03:16] A cheeky whistle a cheeky a cheeky bloody little whistle
[01:03:33] Oh
[01:03:40] We need to go next
[01:03:45] They're gonna end it when you see this I'm not even kidding
[01:03:50] I went over I went over for one second and in society
[01:03:56] You're trolling
[01:03:59] I'm spamming whistle
[01:04:03] I just had to I just had to leave for one second and then I like see it
[01:04:08] I just had to like get some fresh money. There we go
[01:04:11] The like touch around you guys are fighting Russell. Yeah
[01:04:18] Thank you
[01:04:22] What
[01:04:27] That's it you went up the slide and you were on top of her
[01:05:03] All you gotta know is Moodle will always be in the fucking uh in the upper part of the vending machine
[01:05:09] All right, yeah, so not anymore, not anymore
[01:05:12] He's gonna be looking at everybody's screen instead
[01:05:15] Oh
[01:05:16] What are we?
[01:05:18] Wait, Moodle's on
[01:05:20] All right guys, I'm hunting
[01:05:22] Bro
[01:05:25] Yo, Rift, why didn't you choose the biggest body size?
[01:05:28] It's high testosterone man using big body is
[01:05:35] To me and you bro, we could put our differences inside muda, you know, and I think
[01:05:51] I
[01:05:58] How does a minion look?
[01:06:11] Oh I'm so fucked!
[01:06:13] Bro, no!
[01:06:16] This is not working out!
[01:06:18] This is not working out!
[01:06:20] Shit!
[01:06:21] I can't get my-
[01:06:23] BRO BOOT I CAN YOU STOP PLAYING THE SAME CRIP!
[01:06:31] How my shadow burials falling!
[01:06:35] Oh, go, I have my choice.
[01:06:37] Oh my god.
[01:06:41] Oh, I'm a minion!
[01:06:45] Boy, you're a minion in real life, you're up to do it.
[01:06:47] I'm a minion!
[01:06:49] Boy, you're a minion in real life. You don't have to dress up as one, bro.
[01:06:52] Alright, alright. That fucked up!
[01:06:55] You look the same as a minion in real life. You don't have to suit up to look like a minion, bro.
[01:07:00] You're right, you're right. Actually, Mootov, we're on team nose. I gotta add a nose.
[01:07:04] What? What do you mean, team nose? Yo! Yo, are you dead ass?
[01:07:08] No, you're right, you're right. What the fuck?
[01:07:14] Probably a little bit less than yours, but it's all good.
[01:07:18] Okay, okay
[01:07:22] Let's smell these guys for that
[01:07:28] Whoa
[01:07:48] Right there. Alright, it's only too high. It's already yeah, I heard a whistle
[01:07:53] Turn a whistle around here. Oh, I like it. This is key. This is this is a
[01:08:03] It's a real girly pop spot
[01:08:06] Ella, did you try?
[01:08:10] We have to love these two biggest cheaters, okay
[01:08:18] holy shit sorry I go by the I don't know about that
[01:08:22] no they're in here for sure in here right the fact you guys haven't seen them
[01:08:28] man are you sure are you sure yeah yeah yeah
[01:08:31] of course of course it's this fucking god sucker yo yo why wait why you see all the guy with the walls the one that
[01:08:40] Finds up we got it
[01:08:51] It's in here somewhere
[01:09:10] Like I don't have to tell you okay. I feel like we don't get enough hiding time. Is that just me yeah
[01:09:16] Crank it let's crank it. I'll crank it another minute
[01:09:19] Make it worthwhile. You better make it
[01:09:23] Compliment to like cook the power later. What came to mind? I saw it on YouTube shorts
[01:09:29] Oh, okay
[01:09:35] Don't there's gonna be a little towel at the pool because you know when kids jump out of the pool they might use them
[01:09:40] Yeah, okay. Yeah, you're talking off a lot about children, bro. That's all I'm gonna say
[01:09:50] No, no, no, did the brain damage also regress your preferred ages, let's give it a sack here
[01:09:59] Like it's not weird if I have a mental age with 15 year old surely
[01:10:04] I'm ironically did I'm ironically look tension. Look. I'm a silver rank
[01:10:13] Random
[01:10:16] Plus 60 seconds for hunters by the way, so you better make use of it. You better fucking make it worthwhile
[01:10:23] Okay
[01:10:25] Guys, I think this lobby is toxic
[01:10:29] FUCK UP! NOOOOO!
[01:10:32] Now you're right.
[01:10:33] Sorry bro. I didn't mean it.
[01:10:38] Wait, I think that was your last thought.
[01:10:40] Ooooooh, wait.
[01:10:52] Wait.
[01:10:54] Oh, I know.
[01:10:55] Christ.
[01:10:56] Wait, Rektal, meet on the way for a sec. I can't see.
[01:11:00] Rektal, I will genuinely crack your head open. I swear to God.
[01:11:06] In game. In game. In game.
[01:11:09] Good luck, boy.
[01:11:11] I swear.
[01:11:13] I could, but it's the same thing, so I don't want to do it again.
[01:11:16] Come here, boy.
[01:11:18] Give me one second to write something, alright.
[01:11:21] Okay, sure.
[01:11:22] Wait, does this work?
[01:11:23] Wait, I actually have a god tier spot.
[01:11:26] Wait, who's hunting?
[01:11:28] No.
[01:11:29] By the way.
[01:11:30] Okay.
[01:11:31] I'm cooking.
[01:11:32] I'm not cooking.
[01:11:33] Oh my god, it looks like he had a plate.
[01:11:38] Oh my god, it looks like he had a plate.
[01:11:43] Oh my god, it looks like he had a plate.
[01:11:48] I can write some stuff down too.
[01:11:59] No, don't worry, check my back.
[01:12:08] Alright guys, you would already have time usually, so make use of the rest of your time, will you?
[01:12:25] I'm really appreciating this extra time I'm getting.
[01:12:55] You guys finished yet and here
[01:13:13] a lock-in what we were catching them in a minute yeah I'm gonna go pull that
[01:13:24] panties down don't worry about it we'll do this right boys oh no is this my
[01:13:35] Have I, CBA dude, with 180?
[01:13:45] Bro, my spot is too good.
[01:13:47] If I get caught, I give up. I retire today.
[01:13:52] No, not retire from your...
[01:13:55] Fruitful esports career.
[01:13:58] Heartbreaking. Heartbreaking stuff.
[01:14:01] Oh never mind, this is genuinely over.
[01:14:03] Listen man, I've been in the rank one, okay, the rank one Mecha Chameleon lobbies, you don't get it.
[01:14:09] No, it's my Mecha Chameleon lobbies.
[01:14:19] No, wait, stop!
[01:14:21] Mooder!
[01:14:21] Right.
[01:14:23] Mooder, the only time I would not accuse Mooder of cheating, he tried, man.
[01:14:28] It was a cute attempt.
[01:14:29] It's so good. It was such a good spot, right? Okay. You were just green against a green background
[01:14:36] What do you mean? It was such a good spot? It's just a good spot
[01:14:38] You didn't see it yet. Let go 3d animation to see me
[01:14:41] right
[01:14:42] The game's 3d. What do you mean? Look inside and look at the whistles for you?
[01:14:46] Like you will get it from a side profile
[01:14:50] No one listen to the whistles. I'm doing something, please. Right boys.
[01:14:54] Listen up guys, I hope like a third grader could have paid for everything in my bag!
[01:15:02] Oh, someone's near...
[01:15:04] Someone's near Bob.
[01:15:05] Oh, I heard someone.
[01:15:06] Very cool.
[01:15:07] F**k you, f**k you.
[01:15:08] That was a good spot, bro.
[01:15:09] Very cute then.
[01:15:10] It was cute.
[01:15:14] Alright, lads, another 200 sec.
[01:15:16] You guys have so much time for this!
[01:15:18] How the f**k did you do that?!
[01:15:21] Okay, okay then.
[01:15:23] Where you going bro?
[01:15:25] I like it, hold on I don't know how I did it
[01:15:27] That's actually insane
[01:15:29] Wait, you can always go this spot bro
[01:15:33] No, no, no, it's a good spot bro
[01:15:36] You always go this spot
[01:15:38] Hey, by the way, by the way
[01:15:40] Bro
[01:15:42] By the way, you were first dead, so I don't want to hear it
[01:15:46] Yes, I did try
[01:15:47] You always go this spot
[01:15:49] First dead, you're up
[01:15:51] You didn't see it
[01:15:53] Right listen up. Okay, thank you. Thank you
[01:16:05] Right lads I can't lie
[01:16:21] No!
[01:16:21] Wait, that's not fair!
[01:16:23] No!
[01:16:23] I wrote it myself!
[01:16:24] Dude, that's better than you!
[01:16:26] You know what's in his car!
[01:16:28] Yeah, you guys are never fighting in our house!
[01:16:30] Yeah...
[01:16:32] I didn't see that!
[01:16:34] That's not fair!
[01:16:35] You guys went the extra time!
[01:16:37] What am I supposed to do with it?
[01:16:38] I gotta do something with it!
[01:16:40] None of us are perfect!
[01:16:42] And it makes you feel better if you guys make it feel better.
[01:16:44] I'm two out of these three.
[01:16:46] You can decide which.
[01:16:47] I'm two!
[01:16:48] What?!
[01:16:49] I'm two of three.
[01:16:50] You guys are in the wrong rooms, okay, I'll tell you that
[01:17:04] Yeah, you're fucking listening to a higher
[01:17:13] Yeah, I think me and hi by the spot is actually s tier you guys together
[01:17:20] Yeah, spam it, spam it.
[01:17:22] Yeah, boy, I was like, whee!
[01:17:24] I'll whistle too, huh, man.
[01:17:25] Okay, if Wheatley doesn't find you, he's actually just a retard.
[01:17:28] Right, I genuinely diagnosed... diagnosed with odd, by the way.
[01:17:33] I haven't diagnosed with odd.
[01:17:34] Wait, move down, move down.
[01:17:35] Really, move down.
[01:17:36] I'm in his room.
[01:17:37] Did you call him Wheatley?
[01:17:39] I didn't, yeah.
[01:17:40] Yeah, I called him Wheatley, yeah, in front of the Wheatley.
[01:17:42] Bro.
[01:17:43] Bro, I swear to God, the audio is just fucked.
[01:17:46] It's not in here.
[01:17:47] Bro, just listen to me.
[01:17:49] like you're hearing both of us this is so bullshit yeah you guys
[01:17:55] rub each other's fucking asses you little homosexuals goodness gracious man
[01:18:00] we love it it's coming where is it upstairs it's gonna be upstairs man it's
[01:18:09] gonna be upstairs I'm I'm whistling there's no upstairs man please whistle
[01:18:15] more time yeah this is crazy
[01:18:17] he's in the laundry room
[01:18:19] did you guys say that?
[01:18:21] he's in the laundry room
[01:18:23] find him
[01:18:25] find him
[01:18:27] he shot at him which is a funny part
[01:18:29] dry machine dry machine dry machine
[01:18:31] you literally shot at him what are you
[01:18:33] shot at him?
[01:18:35] what?
[01:18:37] find him
[01:18:39] oh my god
[01:18:41] man
[01:18:43] I'll pick the lights, I'll pick the lights, guys.
[01:18:45] No, you can't, no, because if you've got it in, you can't see it.
[01:18:47] You have to see it from like back here, but no, it's actually bro, it's so hard.
[01:18:49] Thank you, Mota.
[01:18:51] Dude, that spot is actually too good.
[01:18:53] Someone's gonna say it's hard to see.
[01:18:55] This thing, but...
[01:18:57] That was rough, dude.
[01:18:59] Can you try to hunt on this map?
[01:19:01] Go, go, go! You get fucking fingered on this map as a hunter.
[01:19:03] Oh shit, gank!
[01:19:05] They were the five pressure, bro.
[01:19:07] Thank you. I'll crank.
[01:19:09] Crank it down to 150.
[01:19:11] right straight back in moon mucking
[01:19:14] I was impressed with a couple of you
[01:19:20] guys given the extra given the extra
[01:19:22] drawing time extra painting time
[01:19:24] but when it was first one eliminated
[01:19:25] hey
[01:19:26] for how my Hunter got a third time
[01:19:28] I'm gonna throw up
[01:19:31] oh if you can't
[01:19:31] yo not Sugarland bros
[01:19:33] I'm just gonna run
[01:19:34] it's so bad
[01:19:36] go Hunter
[01:19:37] oh really?
[01:19:37] go!
[01:19:38] what are you saying?
[01:19:40] I'm Hunter guys
[01:19:44] oh god
[01:19:47] oh
[01:19:49] I can't, worst part being Hunter dude
[01:19:50] I have to fucking type
[01:19:52] Dantas is a peanut and mood of the chief and Russell's fat again
[01:19:57] Dude, can you include like some other people in the Sam Mike?
[01:20:03] I'd say she's underage, but I don't want to
[01:20:13] Yeah
[01:20:22] Hmm.
[01:20:24] Hmm.
[01:20:26] Hmm.
[01:20:28] Oh.
[01:20:30] Wait.
[01:20:52] This spot sucks, I'm leaving.
[01:21:52] Oh no!
[01:22:04] Everyone!
[01:22:05] You've always had us ones.
[01:22:07] Right?
[01:22:08] Right.
[01:22:09] Oh.
[01:22:10] She is 15!
[01:22:11] How am I fucking de-aged?
[01:22:12] I had the right to be.
[01:22:13] I had to write someone else's name you guys
[01:22:23] It's fine!
[01:22:25] Okay, that's not good, did I cook yesterday?
[01:22:27] Chat, is everyone in this call a homophobic, racist, and jitter?
[01:22:31] Why are you talking? It's just a number on your fucking back!
[01:22:35] Dude! What is wrong with you?
[01:22:39] In my defense, I didn't think you could read yet.
[01:22:41] Uh, it's fine.
[01:22:43] Dude, what the fuck, man? You're actually fine.
[01:22:47] I'm never letting Dante's host the fucking lobby ever again. Like, what the fuck?
[01:22:51] I just want everyone to know that I'm a perfect human.
[01:23:06] No, no, no, somebody run here.
[01:23:07] Ah,
[01:23:10] gather us, man.
[01:23:11] Right.
[01:23:13] It was just the other one.
[01:23:14] Don't fuck.
[01:23:15] Yep.
[01:23:16] Oh,
[01:23:19] classic
[01:23:19] You are genuinely fingering them keep it up
[01:23:31] Your mood, what makes you think that's a good high
[01:23:39] Wow doesn't get found bro, I swear to God, I'm just leaving
[01:23:44] Right, yeah, no I am oh my god, wait you clone yourself
[01:23:49] Wait what the fuck?
[01:23:52] Bro I can't find shit
[01:23:56] Woah! Bro that's insane actually
[01:24:02] Hold up, got someone around here
[01:24:05] It's just insane right here
[01:24:07] Wait does anyone have like really vibrant monitors?
[01:24:10] I swear I can't see where I'm at
[01:24:16] Alright, retile
[01:24:18] Huh never mind. I can't even say what I have to say about your spot
[01:24:22] Go rap. Oh, yeah. No say it say it say it. I just like you don't even have it right like you don't have the painting right
[01:24:28] Yeah
[01:24:31] Some what he's cooking what I mean that cloning as well world on the street is they oh my god
[01:24:38] Cloning did you know it's so weird?
[01:24:41] It's on its sensual game for the five get that I love you. Yo, isn't it kind of
[01:24:45] Bro your fans called NON CONSENTIAL GECK!
[01:24:48] Bro how you can play this?
[01:24:50] Okay to be fair that guy gifted me 5 as well.
[01:24:53] Ah he's killed him.
[01:24:55] I'm a chill guy.
[01:24:57] Sorry Muda with the highest life I got to go.
[01:25:02] Yo uh, Maudley what made you decide to use Muda's most popular catchphrase on your back?
[01:25:09] Bro, God forbid, God forbid a guy have inspiration, God forbid a guy have male role models like Mooder.
[01:25:17] Why is there a whisper every 5 fucking seconds, who the fuck made this lobby?
[01:25:22] Ah, relax, keep it down, will ya?
[01:25:24] There's a whisper every 3 seconds!
[01:25:26] It's every 30 seconds, you fucking spastic, keep it down, will ya?
[01:25:30] Wait, what's the whistle around you?
[01:25:33] No, I'm pretty sure there's one over here, dude.
[01:25:35] Did you make three?
[01:25:38] Yeah.
[01:25:40] What the fuck is that about?
[01:25:43] He's like three gingerbread man or some shit man.
[01:25:46] Hold on.
[01:25:47] You guys are on the wrong side of the map.
[01:25:49] I'll say that.
[01:25:50] Yeah, that's what I didn't hear a whistle.
[01:25:52] Hold on.
[01:25:53] We'll get him on this whistle.
[01:25:54] Wait, listen up.
[01:25:56] Oh.
[01:25:58] I think he's definitely...
[01:26:03] Wait.
[01:26:04] right. Aha. No. Nice. Okay. Which are we doing now? Oh,
[01:26:13] Dante's. I gotta go to work. I don't see my boys. All right.
[01:26:19] You guys. Okay, guys, what if we get one? What do you mean
[01:26:27] one last one? One last one. I'm gonna get my radio. I'm one
[01:26:30] game off radio on Valor. I have to get my radio. No, Muda.
[01:26:33] Nobody cares if you're raided and turn off, lock in on mecha-chameleon.
[01:26:36] Alright, guys, what if we did a custom map?
[01:26:39] The League of Legends map!
[01:26:41] Which one do you want to do?
[01:26:42] The Legends map is bad though.
[01:26:43] It's like bugged.
[01:26:44] Is it actually?
[01:26:45] There's the A-Ram map, there's the Howling of this map.
[01:26:48] The Howling of this map is bugged.
[01:26:50] Is it?
[01:26:50] The Summoner's Rift one is bugged.
[01:26:52] Okay, we can do the Howling of this one if you want.
[01:26:54] Yeah, we'll do the Howling of this one then.
[01:26:56] Alright, let's try it.
[01:26:57] Okay, we'll crank up the hiding time a little bit.
[01:27:00] Let's run Howling of this.
[01:27:03] Let's go.
[01:27:05] Wait, quick down low.
[01:27:07] Yeah, you gotta be challenging next year, you said no.
[01:27:11] True, yeah true.
[01:27:13] Alright, go! I'm ready.
[01:27:15] I find Tasman Runtal, all you guys have to do is click on the box and then after you do subscribe.
[01:27:26] Do you miss that?
[01:27:28] How good.
[01:27:30] Oh, this is about to be fucking crazy.
[01:27:41] Right.
[01:27:45] I am under full time.
[01:27:46] Alright, nice.
[01:27:47] This is so molested.
[01:27:48] No, no.
[01:27:49] This is so intellectually molested.
[01:27:55] Wait, this map is crazy.
[01:27:57] I already found my hunting spot, cool.
[01:28:27] fuck is that? is that dead?
[01:28:40] hello? bro how do I get up there?
[01:28:57] I'll be right back, good luck finding me, have fun.
[01:29:04] No!
[01:29:09] No, that's the best one, chat.
[01:29:23] right this map is is giant by the way so oh wait and you guys have three minutes
[01:29:34] so I better be something good
[01:29:38] this is the best one wait
[01:29:42] I haven't even found where to hide yet.
[01:29:49] Right, Dantez, you've got two minutes.
[01:29:55] You're not actually holding the howling of this bloody, you're not actually playing
[01:29:57] here, I'm...
[01:29:58] Dude, wait.
[01:30:01] You've been trying with that text, like what is this, man?
[01:30:07] Right, I...
[01:30:08] No, it's true, it's true.
[01:30:10] Huh?
[01:30:13] Bushes in this map suck, you literally can't hide in them.
[01:30:17] Can't hide in bushes.
[01:30:31] Boom, done.
[01:30:38] right then right what the fuck is that what are we what are we giggling at what are we
[01:30:57] having a nice giggle at lads wait what is on the bridge bro yeah man that's me hope i don't
[01:31:04] full. Wait, this map is so big. This map is enormous. Like there's no way you'd find
[01:31:16] us. Well, does Tenshi just do the same thing every time?
[01:31:19] I went to go face, bro, but I had to color myself quick.
[01:31:24] Dude, I can see something in the game. Bro, bro, I think you're talking in the game.
[01:31:29] I'm talking in game but you can hit me in game mode!
[01:31:32] I only found because you're talking in the game.
[01:31:37] What?
[01:31:38] What?
[01:31:39] Oh that's fucked up.
[01:31:41] Oh my god, classic, Dante's just cheating, classic.
[01:31:45] Bro!
[01:31:46] No, I actually put a lot of effort into this spot.
[01:31:50] Wait, Dante's just pushing like round Lulu.
[01:31:53] What is this, bro?
[01:31:57] This map is just bloody enormous!
[01:31:59] Why are you giggling bro, am I on to you?
[01:32:04] No.
[01:32:05] What is this?
[01:32:06] Wait, will you hunter again?
[01:32:07] I might never raise my fifth hunt, apparently, I don't know dude.
[01:32:11] Crazy orangey.
[01:32:13] I went with non-controversial text, man, I like, you know, it's all about love.
[01:32:19] I respect.
[01:32:20] It's important to have love in your heart.
[01:32:24] Right, well who is this Donny?
[01:32:26] ah someone thinks they're funny whistling man
[01:32:32] someone thinks they're a little little jokester
[01:32:35] BOOM WUDU we can't be fucking serious with how you dead bear
[01:32:38] I'm literally just thinking about this right now like you're just spicking your ass out everywhere man
[01:32:42] I don't think that's a joke
[01:32:44] I don't know
[01:32:46] I don't know
[01:32:47] what?
[01:32:49] Brian hit a fucking whistle
[01:32:51] Where's that phantasm that did not get caught yet?
[01:32:53] Cause that is a bad spot.
[01:32:54] Bro, I literally did like nothing.
[01:32:56] I'm just some fucking shit on the floor that I'm not found.
[01:33:00] Am I not even hidden?
[01:33:01] Yeah, but this map isn't going to go hard.
[01:33:03] Like this shit everywhere.
[01:33:05] We should be whistling a little bit more.
[01:33:07] This is like custom, right?
[01:33:09] Give us a cute whistle, will ya lads?
[01:33:12] Well, you're about to get one.
[01:33:13] Maybe you should sit in place and wait.
[01:33:15] it's cancel and there's two whistles at the same time man bro bro are you blinds are you
[01:33:25] blinds are you blinds are you blinds are you blinds are you blinds are you blinds are you
[01:33:32] blinds are you my chat was my entire chat is flaming me for my thing and you can't find
[01:33:36] me that's crazy
[01:33:38] not found phantasm this is pissing me off are you serious focus focus okay focus
[01:33:45] I'm spamming my whistle again focus up
[01:33:50] oh you're calling me focus the fuck oh my god rustles around here the rustle I
[01:33:55] based on his points rustle is here he's somewhere in the middle dude fuck knows
[01:33:59] where man like I've heard the whistle
[01:34:34] Are you serious?
[01:34:36] Bro, where are you?
[01:34:38] I'm right here!
[01:34:40] Like, are you just like...
[01:34:42] You're on the crab, baby?
[01:34:46] Dude, can't hear where the whistle's coming from.
[01:34:48] I can't because you've got loud, obnoxious voices all of you!
[01:34:54] Look, listen to it.
[01:34:58] I'm leaving me!
[01:35:00] I can't!
[01:35:02] Oh, Fanta make some noise, bro.
[01:35:05] Bro, I have mixed noise, bro.
[01:35:10] Make more noise, I'm recording.
[01:35:13] Yep.
[01:35:14] I'm making a little noise, bro.
[01:35:17] Fuck this map, man.
[01:35:18] Nice, man, whatever.
[01:35:20] Like, I actually don't care.
[01:35:23] Bro, no one is ever finding me.
[01:35:25] You guys are fucked.
[01:35:26] Yeah, well played, you fucker.
[01:35:28] I have 3,000 points right now.
[01:35:30] Thank you, Wotlis.
[01:35:31] worries dude it's so bad but you don't see it guys wait wait till you see what I
[01:35:43] was I'm gonna go do their spot review look up oh my god yeah I can never
[01:36:01] Yeah, bro.
[01:36:01] Dude, you're literally cheating, man.
[01:36:03] Bro, you're like...
[01:36:04] It's not cheating!
[01:36:08] Zero points on death.
[01:36:10] You learned the world up, bro.
[01:36:11] Everyone's up to you.
[01:36:12] Yo, come on, guys. What the fuck?
[01:36:14] Okay, we need to do a smaller map.
[01:36:17] Who knows, we're gonna fight the fuck with that.
[01:36:19] Appreciate you, bro.
[01:36:20] Yeah, I got shot like six times and no one found me, bro.
[01:36:23] Alright, guys, that was my last one.
[01:36:24] No!
[01:36:24] Val-
[01:36:25] No!
[01:36:25] I know!
[01:36:26] I already lost, I already lost.
[01:36:28] Join back now and get Valorant people to join Swinvia 10.
[01:36:32] I already, ooooh, that's not a bad show.
[01:36:34] But bro, I, I gotta get my radio, I don't know what to do.
[01:36:36] Bro, nobody cares about you getting Radiant.
[01:36:38] Get on Mecha Communion, I'm dead live.
[01:36:40] Muda, Muda, Muda, okay, listen.
[01:36:42] Muda, back in the day, before we didn't know you were a cheater, it was cool.
[01:36:46] Now it's like, eh, who cares?
[01:36:48] Just play some Mecha Communion.
[01:36:50] Muda, that's a good fact.
[01:36:52] Dude, Muda, ever since you went traded to Rank 1 on NA and Europe,
[01:36:56] It's like your bank has lost all me that's not even possible. I would have got banned. I didn't even get banned
[01:37:02] Yes, you did you got banned for a month. That's why you went variety for exactly 30 days. Call it how it is
[01:37:19] People
[01:37:26] Hello Shirley, you still have the Valorant kids no?
[01:37:31] No I don't, I inspected them in million years
[01:37:34] What do you mean? The Valorant kids loved you
[01:37:36] Bro, Russell, what the fuck is that?
[01:37:40] What? What's the problem bro?
[01:37:42] If I did this I'd be banned on the floor
[01:37:44] Wait, is it over 4th of July? I didn't even know
[01:37:46] What do you guys do for the 4th of July?
[01:37:48] Play Mecha Chameleon
[01:37:50] Jerk off
[01:37:51] What the fuck is on the 4th of July?
[01:37:53] It's America independence.
[01:37:57] Reptile, you're not celebrating American independence.
[01:38:00] Listen to you.
[01:38:01] Yeah, sorry, I'm racist.
[01:38:03] America is very important, so you need to know everything about us, please.
[01:38:09] Yeah, no one's on Valorant.com, I'm gonna be honest.
[01:38:12] Everyone that's on the Valorant.com is Valorant Only Shimmers.
[01:38:15] Okay, so tell them to join.
[01:38:17] Tell them it's time for a ride.
[01:38:19] Well, trust me, that's like not possible, that's like going on a ride.
[01:38:22] Muda there must be a ton of valor and shimmers I'd really like you just saw him to join
[01:38:31] So are we taking like a little bit? Can I have a pee break?
[01:38:47] Okay guys, who can we get
[01:38:49] dude okay do we actually need like more friends like you don't have any more
[01:38:53] friends no Russell you get friends do you have any yeah okay that was not
[01:39:01] very convincing well now now Mooda's gone you can get grubby back
[01:39:06] no it's true actually right he only left because Mooda joined he didn't know what to play with Mooda
[01:39:12] We're low-key, maybe
[01:39:14] Let's see
[01:39:16] Guys, there's no way make it sound aggressive tell him all crubby. You were so you were so right
[01:39:22] You were so right about mood and we kicked him so you can come back. Please good boy. It's a good cell
[01:39:29] Okay, guys two guys guys guys. There's no way that nobody has friends here. Who can we bring in?
[01:39:35] I'm missing people right now. It's so to pop and I just message Jesse
[01:39:39] I was wrong, I muted it, sorry I didn't mute it.
[01:39:44] Wait, Phantasm, tell Aggrin to join.
[01:39:47] What? Aggrin is, yeah bro, he will show companies.
[01:39:54] Wait guys, do you think if I called JD he'd be down?
[01:39:58] I'm gonna ask him right now and see what he says.
[01:40:01] Do you think he would be down?
[01:40:03] or get Kesha in I lost Kesha fuck it man I asked her that only he's down though I
[01:40:11] don't need any on a man I don't know I want to be the lobby with you and
[01:40:16] Kesha together I'll be real man because the thing is that Jinx he's like
[01:40:20] reacting to video normally he uploads these I don't need be done right now
[01:40:24] ranked 5 lobby after this growing grow up no what do you mean ranked 5 he's gonna
[01:40:30] watch World Cup. Oh, is he really? Trash. Okay, so you rather play some solo queue bro,
[01:40:36] like I saw you play yesterday. Yeah, I don't want to play. Because you were playing against
[01:40:41] Wynch time. Yeah, Leeds shit all the way. Fucking Christ. Oh, Leeds really shit. You know,
[01:40:51] it's way, way, way better. WC is only in an hour, but the World Cup really.
[01:41:00] I
[01:41:02] Asked how the one thought I was on library nothing
[01:41:05] Let me see and fucking anything instead break that ass in my cookie lol cookie live right now
[01:41:11] Like I could ask my lucky me Dave mon
[01:41:17] That does you know if I cookie lol
[01:41:19] I know I'm fucking with you don't worry bro wait is I think I still say okay okay so who
[01:41:28] can we get them here I'm here I'm here well so are any of your friends down to play bro
[01:41:33] dude okay one of my friends just said no I'm asking another one to see if they say yes
[01:41:38] just just threaten suicide say you're gonna kill yourself if they don't okay you're like
[01:41:43] Humbler, though.
[01:41:44] Humbler is basically Mudo.
[01:41:47] No, it's Humbler's fifth day off of the week.
[01:41:50] He's not down.
[01:41:52] Ah, bro.
[01:41:53] Nice.
[01:41:54] Dude, two people should know to me.
[01:41:57] Bro, Russell, it's because you're not being aggressive enough.
[01:41:59] Tell them you have their parents at gunpoint,
[01:42:01] and if they don't turn that down,
[01:42:03] they don't want to know what happens next.
[01:42:06] All right, did you ask Grubby?
[01:42:07] I'll go ask Grubby, fuck it, man.
[01:42:08] Yeah, you can ask Grubby, tell him what is going on.
[01:42:10] Fuck it, man.
[01:42:12] I'll ask Robby why not?
[01:42:15] Wait did he actually cause muddle us here?
[01:42:17] I thought he was going to go here
[01:42:18] Ask Sing Sing maybe the one hour following thing is down?
[01:42:20] Or else here?
[01:42:22] I mean he's mid game right now so I don't think I'm joining him
[01:42:24] Like good
[01:42:26] But is he in the stream or Bobby or not?
[01:42:28] He wouldn't, I doubt he'll be joining
[01:42:29] He's first time in fresh game
[01:42:31] Cause I don't know if he's playing with all the V2 players
[01:42:34] I don't know if he's playing with all the V2 players
[01:42:35] Right what are these gimp masks man?
[01:42:42] And fight Katy Perry as you don't
[01:42:48] But there's no way it can be this hard to assemble like 10 streamers in a mecha chameleon game, right?
[01:42:54] Like you are dog says just fucking say something to somebody bro
[01:43:00] Dude what the fuck do you want me to say?
[01:43:03] Say hey, I'm
[01:43:05] I'm gonna kill your parents if you don't get on like a chameleon. This is your strat. I believe in you bro.
[01:43:15] Actually not a bad shout. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:43:18] He asked me to play, he said, what? We need a slave to do the fucking lobbies. Cheers man.
[01:43:23] That's sick. Wait, no, because I saw him just reacting. Yeah, I saw reacting.
[01:43:28] I saw him like near the dinosaur.
[01:43:30] like you can get like playing aggar in
[01:43:33] uh... just hop on ranked 5s bro, just hop on ranked 5s
[01:43:38] what about her at the age of vampires guy?
[01:43:40] grow up
[01:43:42] what can you grow up?
[01:43:45] he is doing an aggro to me!
[01:43:49] by no way
[01:43:50] i think no way will apply to me
[01:43:52] fuck dude
[01:43:56] i really might be dead bro
[01:43:58] Bro, there are 30 streamers in this discord. Nobody's joining. Wow.
[01:44:03] How about we add everyone?
[01:44:05] Yeah, I already tried that earlier. It didn't work.
[01:44:07] Oh, you did? Okay, fuck.
[01:44:09] I'm super excited to get on it.
[01:44:11] I mean, why don't we just plan it? We could plan it better, but tomorrow we could set it up.
[01:44:14] We could plan it properly. We could say, hey, everyone be here. We're playing this time. Hop on.
[01:44:18] Well, I can't wait for GTA 6.
[01:44:20] Maybe get some more foes.
[01:44:21] Aloys are back in a couple of days. No, we can get Aloys in a couple of days time.
[01:44:25] He said it he said come on discord. Did he actually I'm not joking when I say this all the people I know are saying no
[01:44:34] Where's fourth of July? No, this is boy. Surely surely well you guys are baiting me
[01:44:38] I mean is something you guys are baiting my rivals thing some people'd rather play Mario like
[01:44:44] But there's no way anybody would rather play Mario than this
[01:44:48] Yeah, he's a speedrunner, bro. So like he loves that shit
[01:44:51] Right.
[01:44:52] Okay, let's just do small maps.
[01:44:57] When people see that we're all having fun and they're going to want to join because
[01:45:00] of our aura.
[01:45:01] Okay, we can do like one more and if no one joins in, joins in after that.
[01:45:06] If no one spawns in, how about we run it back tomorrow?
[01:45:11] Sounds good.
[01:45:12] Wait, I know you love that convenient.
[01:45:13] I know how I can tell in your voice how little you want to play League.
[01:45:16] Please let me play anything but League.
[01:45:19] Don't make me do that messaging with everyone right now with the grab your response here. No
[01:45:24] But he's he's he started new game. He's like playing like fresh new game that it like first timing out. He's not joining
[01:45:32] In like 20 minutes dealers in 20 minutes, okay, we two in here
[01:45:38] No, no, we can't do V2 he's been on Twitch. I got one. No, no, he's never know
[01:45:45] Okay, then we get to do that then
[01:45:47] Like if every, I saw something like, you can get to 10 and it's good.
[01:45:52] Pink board?
[01:45:53] Wait, I'm like, Fagery, fuck it, deal, I'm like, Fagery.
[01:45:56] But he's like, it's two minutes in game, fuck.
[01:46:00] Okay, what else could I ask?
[01:46:07] Um...
[01:46:09] Well, let me ask Alas if he wants to play Mecha Chameleon.
[01:46:23] I see the after two games, he wants a mod review.
[01:46:31] Wait, we got two people, two people just joined.
[01:46:34] Wait, who?
[01:46:35] Hello?
[01:46:36] Alright, okay.
[01:46:37] Yo, what's up?
[01:46:38] Yeah, what's up?
[01:46:39] That's both my pools, by the way.
[01:46:41] Both my pools.
[01:46:42] Hello, nice to meet all of you.
[01:46:43] What's up, Sany?
[01:46:45] How are you guys doing?
[01:46:46] Good, you?
[01:46:47] I'm doing great.
[01:46:49] OK, so it's Sany and who else?
[01:46:54] E.D. Roth.
[01:46:54] Sany and E.Z. Roth is who I got.
[01:46:56] OK, nice.
[01:46:57] All right, guys, the lobby is in chat.
[01:46:59] OK, so we're going to be eight.
[01:47:01] You guys just rest the lobby.
[01:47:02] Good shit, Russell.
[01:47:05] Wait, where's the lobby?
[01:47:07] It's in the general in general. It's the screenshot. Oh
[01:47:14] No, none of us have friends, bro
[01:47:20] Do my voice is gone man
[01:47:22] And I'm going to a concert in like three hours like I'm a bot. So wait, are you are you sick right now?
[01:47:28] So you're saying you're a super spreader. Are you spreading the haunted by yes? I don't care
[01:47:37] Son it's gonna join a mecha chameleon lobby bro. Yeah, it's not the
[01:47:44] What ask ask me the gold and Antonio mm-hmm. I'm going simply
[01:47:49] Yeah, oh yeah, I was invited to the
[01:47:52] Chica mate
[01:47:57] Okay, what map are we gonna do do you guys want to like a we could do like locate the painting one again
[01:48:03] Yeah, I know what you're talking about, man.
[01:48:08] Wait, Dante, can you...
[01:48:10] Wait, I just heard a comment.
[01:48:13] You can invite him to Discord.
[01:48:15] Real comment here. Dante seems so nice.
[01:48:17] It's a shame his voice makes you want to mute the stream.
[01:48:20] Yo, Russell, you don't want me to read my real comments, though?
[01:48:27] Yo, Russell.
[01:48:30] I don't I don't want you to read your comments actually you're doing this you're playing with Russell that guy's been jamming my 15 year old sister for last four months
[01:48:41] yo what the fuck that's not true
[01:48:45] yo Russell you gotta stop doing that shit I thought you quit bro I thought you quit
[01:48:49] no you never done that I thought you were out there shit
[01:48:53] never done that okay that's never happened
[01:48:55] weirdo oh shit okay we have a joint that bro low key that's been there's been so
[01:49:03] many so many people is recently no that was like a mega dead face of like two
[01:49:06] years no P2s and now it's like it's like
[01:49:09] dancers cookie no no it's as a renaissance there's a P2 renaissance
[01:49:17] not good it's good but definitely in the midst of a pedophilic renaissance I'd
[01:49:23] I'd say there's a beat of expose every week right now. No, it's crazy out there
[01:49:33] Bro in league right now, it's it's crazy
[01:49:39] So only missing easy rod and then we have eight
[01:49:42] Yeah, what do you guys use in game chat? You can use this cord. No, no use this for the end game chat doesn't work properly
[01:49:48] I must they fix it recently
[01:49:50] I think it's like 50 50. It's like depends on the vibes
[01:49:56] Discord lads
[01:49:57] Also, probably there's this new map where it's like you're on top of an art gallery looking down
[01:50:03] And then everyone just like yeah, can you get that one?
[01:50:07] I'll see what I can do. I'll run it around. Do you know what's called? I know
[01:50:13] Well, that's okay. We're in that fucking goal. It's fucking go wait
[01:50:17] We need find the map when you find the map and then we go museum looking down. What do you mean, dude?
[01:50:21] Like like it's like it's like you might find it. Yeah, sir. You see him
[01:50:29] Let me see it's like a top-down view. Yeah, oh, okay. I'm searching art museum
[01:50:41] Give us a clue guys give us a little clue here, maybe
[01:50:47] We don't play with calorie
[01:50:51] It's our museum like bro
[01:50:56] Wait, someone says called Waldo
[01:50:59] Waldo
[01:51:03] Where's where's Wally where's where's
[01:51:07] Yeah, where's Waldo where's Waldo?
[01:51:10] Well, I'll be real with you lads. There's there's no maps called Waldo. There's Wally
[01:51:13] Okay, we'll just do the art gallery map then for now.
[01:51:17] Do regular art gallery.
[01:51:18] If someone can find the name for next game, we'll do it.
[01:51:21] Okay, we'll do regular art gallery.
[01:51:22] And also, Loki, okay.
[01:51:25] Click download and you'll be in.
[01:51:27] So I said we start off with like a regular and then afterwards we go in faction.
[01:51:31] Who wants to be a hunter then?
[01:51:35] Whoever wants it bro, I like hiding.
[01:51:38] Bro, what is this dollop?
[01:51:40] I want to be a hunter.
[01:51:41] I have some 5 hunting rounds.
[01:51:43] Get me out.
[01:51:45] Is it doing all of the instructions?
[01:51:47] Sorry, I'm processing your question.
[01:51:51] Alright, at the Oryx, 70 Months of Back,
[01:51:53] 8 and 10, 20 Months of Back.
[01:51:55] You know what, Suntime viewers here,
[01:51:57] I'd love to join the lobby.
[01:51:59] I saw a scene in Bite, but I got you.
[01:52:01] 7 and 10 Months of Back,
[01:52:03] 7 and 10 Months of Back,
[01:52:05] Jem, I saw the Prime of the Soul,
[01:52:07] White Man there with 30 Months.
[01:52:09] I think it's true, a lot of blood.
[01:52:19] Did everyone get that?
[01:52:24] Did everyone get that?
[01:52:27] I didn't know whether it worked or not.
[01:52:34] Oh, shit.
[01:52:35] I got my mistake.
[01:52:36] Whoops.
[01:52:37] I think, well, the game's full-starting, so because everyone finished, there is no way
[01:52:42] to stop the game, so this is unlucky.
[01:52:46] Everyone in?
[01:52:47] Yep.
[01:52:48] Hello?
[01:52:49] Fuck!
[01:52:50] Fuck!
[01:52:51] Why am I a hunter, bro?
[01:52:52] Well, this is the worst shit ever.
[01:52:54] Yeah.
[01:52:55] Well, I can make my skin look cool at least.
[01:52:57] Okay, we've got our matching skins.
[01:53:00] What are we doing?
[01:53:01] Okay, let's do SpongeBob.
[01:53:02] Pick a SpongeBob character.
[01:53:04] Oh, nice.
[01:53:05] OK, guys, I have some unfortunate news for you all.
[01:53:07] I might have accidentally leaked the lobby code,
[01:53:09] but you're all in game, so it shouldn't be an issue, right?
[01:53:12] Oh, my god.
[01:53:13] GG.
[01:53:14] We're all in game, so it's good.
[01:53:17] Whoops.
[01:53:26] This does not look like Mr. Krabs.
[01:53:28] Dude, it looks like some kind of demonic entity.
[01:53:31] No, no, no.
[01:53:32] Keep running with it.
[01:53:33] I think it's gonna look like a Backroom Skyrim character by the end of it.
[01:53:37] Yo, hello?
[01:53:38] Mr. Krabs have a show.
[01:53:40] Yo!
[01:53:43] Who just joined?
[01:53:44] Yo, I'm finishing my league game.
[01:53:46] I'm in that join.
[01:53:48] Okay.
[01:53:50] Dude.
[01:53:51] Like, I don't know how comfortable I am playing with like, so many league players.
[01:53:55] Like, you guys were like...
[01:53:56] I was just about to say the same thing.
[01:53:57] All bad people.
[01:53:59] And like, all known for being bad people.
[01:54:01] So it's like...
[01:54:02] I'm sure you can I really be around until I'm like
[01:54:05] Bad person Russell. I'm a good person. How does it devil, you know, Russell?
[01:54:09] We've all seen your leaked Google Doc, bro. Like you don't have to pretend
[01:54:15] We gotta bring up the comments again, bro. I've seen it too
[01:54:20] No, no one's seen that we're all good. Oh good here everybody. Yeah
[01:54:26] Everybody's chill go find that what the fuck are you doing man?
[01:54:29] I can't move
[01:54:31] Keep happening
[01:54:33] What is this?
[01:54:35] Are you supposed to be fucking spongebob?
[01:54:37] Yeah, how's it looking?
[01:54:39] It's because I need to get my hat
[01:54:42] That's the only reason why it looks weird right now
[01:54:44] Oh my god
[01:54:46] What is that pink thing in the bottom?
[01:54:48] That's my tongue
[01:54:52] Hold on
[01:54:56] Okay
[01:54:57] Nice! Alright, I'm SpongeBob.
[01:55:00] Alright, I'm Mr. Krabs.
[01:55:04] You're gonna hit his left.
[01:55:07] Alright, we gotta lock in. We gotta lock in.
[01:55:11] Here we go.
[01:55:14] Wait, what? What does it again? Art?
[01:55:16] Yeah, this one is Art Guy, so we actually gotta lock in, or it's fucked.
[01:55:23] Oh my voice is so fucked. Okay.
[01:55:25] I'm checking Mona Lisa first. There's always someone on the Mona Lisa
[01:55:44] Oh my god, wait dad only anybody's hiding in this fucking room wait that is like
[01:55:51] What the fuck is the point? What is that supposed to be bro?
[01:55:55] The
[01:56:10] We choose in our gallery mob two people aren't even a part of the fucking arts the fuck is this boy?
[01:56:15] It's too hot
[01:56:17] Human in the art I guess we're gonna find you next bro. Just cuz you said some dumb shit
[01:56:25] Oh, yeah, I'm looking around. I'm finding someone just give me like nine five seconds
[01:56:30] Sit back see if I can get a quick jerk sesh out while you guys are fucking Russell you don't real art
[01:56:35] You know that you don't real art. Yeah, it's cold
[01:56:46] Is somebody in this fucking artist like where are you? Oh
[01:56:52] Who's in here heard a fucking whistle
[01:56:55] Is he in the room with you?
[01:56:58] I heard it.
[01:57:00] Mmm.
[01:57:03] What the fuck?
[01:57:08] Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[01:57:10] What the fuck?
[01:57:11] Dude, what?
[01:57:12] Unless they're over here on this side?
[01:57:16] Oh, one down.
[01:57:18] Wait.
[01:57:19] Don't worry about that, man.
[01:57:21] Oh, wait, no one's here!
[01:57:23] No one's here!
[01:57:24] So who's even left easy?
[01:57:34] I mean, I like one of these boats the goat is last alive
[01:57:41] Who would I think it
[01:57:46] Yeah, I think one of them is very very
[01:57:49] No Russell you're a bitch you let you do that
[01:57:54] No, I just stepped on a fucking leg or hurt though. I don't I don't
[01:58:06] Nice boat J dad 504 arrived
[01:58:15] That's only invited as well really
[01:58:19] Yeah, that's a W invite by the way. It's nowhere near me. I hear no whistle part of the stringing collective OS. Yes
[01:58:27] Was I actually did that? Yes
[01:58:32] It was so 19 seconds everybody quiet there's no way this spot
[01:58:36] You're just gonna scream again, bro
[01:58:38] This will be screaming again. You're getting fucking insa booted
[01:58:49] I feel like you're not even on a painting.
[01:58:51] What do you mean the worst possible time? I'm alive right now.
[01:58:54] There's a security camera?
[01:58:56] What? Wait.
[01:58:58] Bro, what?
[01:59:00] Yo, am I retarded?
[01:59:02] This game used to be fun whenever the seekers were actually trying, I will say.
[01:59:04] Oh, I'm sorry.
[01:59:06] I'm sorry.
[01:59:07] I'm sorry.
[01:59:08] I'm sorry.
[01:59:09] I'm sorry.
[01:59:10] I'm sorry.
[01:59:11] I'm sorry.
[01:59:12] I'm sorry.
[01:59:13] I'm sorry.
[01:59:14] Wait, this game used to be fun whatever the seekers were actually trying I will say oh
[01:59:19] You're are you a painting? No, yeah, he's got to be here. He's right here. That's what I am. I'm a painting
[01:59:26] Would you just spray and paint just spray and pray?
[01:59:38] Yo
[02:00:10] fucking get it
[02:00:11] I'm a painting, not a painting, guys
[02:00:14] I feel like I'm fucking droid
[02:00:18] Oh my god, I'm so angry
[02:00:21] What the fuck?
[02:00:23] How did I not see that?
[02:00:26] It's so ass!
[02:00:28] Yo, what the fuck?
[02:00:31] Right
[02:00:34] Whoa
[02:00:37] Oh my god
[02:00:39] Oh dear, dear
[02:00:42] Looky, looky fuck our gallery. Yeah, like your only option is be a painting. No, well, like yeah
[02:00:47] Well, that's what makes it that's what makes it fun, bro
[02:00:51] Can we do it again?
[02:00:58] Wait, did the only girls leave dude Jada no way that even start don't even start that you're playing Jada. Oh my god
[02:01:09] Yeah, we need new code, no? I told it.
[02:01:13] No, we're just getting quickly for anyone else. Like, just getting quickly.
[02:01:17] Go, go, go.
[02:01:19] Get in! Get the fucking lobby!
[02:01:22] What's going on, man? What's going on?
[02:01:24] Okay, do you guys believe in that or something different?
[02:01:27] I'm trying to pull up. I'm trying to pull up.
[02:01:29] Okay, okay, getting quickly. I got a bit of a freaky map for you.
[02:01:32] Wait, how do you know Russell? How do you know Russell, that is?
[02:01:36] He hinted me in a league tournament not too long ago
[02:01:40] I don't think it's that league tournament. I performed very well actually for my rank
[02:01:45] Does it mean throw? Like you just your bad? Yes it does right right?
[02:01:49] I actually overperformed if anything wait Russell I have an IRL stream idea for you
[02:01:55] Wait you've been there right now, no?
[02:01:56] Okay, what is it bro?
[02:01:57] You just have a pinata and you give eight of your most loyal viewers a fucking baseball bat with nails inside it
[02:02:03] You see how long you can survive?
[02:02:06] No, you should.
[02:02:08] That's a good idea.
[02:02:09] You got good ideas.
[02:02:10] Dude, they actually would love that, too.
[02:02:12] Fuck off.
[02:02:14] Right now, there's anyone not in.
[02:02:16] Is anyone not in?
[02:02:18] Wait, I'm trying to join.
[02:02:22] I'm trying to join.
[02:02:23] Hold up.
[02:02:24] This is so funny about that.
[02:02:28] I'm walking right now, bro.
[02:02:30] Bro, you're not doctors, I think.
[02:02:32] That's just like a Greek God type of life.
[02:02:34] You're like a honeybun type of life right now.
[02:02:38] I'll beat you in a push-up fade, bro.
[02:02:42] Shut up.
[02:02:43] Bro, I'm an arbitrary, bro.
[02:02:45] You're not beating me up.
[02:02:46] I'll probably beat you in a push-up fade, to be honest.
[02:02:47] I'd actually beat you in a push-up fade, to be honest.
[02:02:49] I'll make a push-up for you, Russell.
[02:02:51] I'll do it, I'll do it.
[02:02:52] You are 15-20.
[02:02:53] You're 15-20.
[02:02:54] You got it, Mark.
[02:02:55] Russell, I've a YouTube video idea for you.
[02:02:59] How many drive-by shootings could I survive?
[02:03:02] Oh
[02:03:14] You should try that
[02:03:27] Hello hello
[02:03:29] I'm trying to figure out how to join, fuck, wait, um...
[02:03:39] You just do what it says, join private lobby, and then you make sure you're the only kid.
[02:03:43] So you just do join private lobby, and then you put the name in the password.
[02:03:47] I have been daily dallying for a bit too long, so I'm starting in 30 seconds.
[02:04:23] Okay, click on steam everyone go to steam. Yeah, click on mecha chameleon
[02:04:30] Okay, do you see in the middle of your screen where it says workshop? Yep, right click on workshop
[02:04:38] What it's not name
[02:04:40] This one is called mecha museum
[02:04:42] So it's pipe in Nus E and they'll come up on the on the right scroll down a little bit
[02:04:48] It'll be on the right mecha museum. You guys see that
[02:04:50] with the planets yep yeah yeah yeah yeah click on the little little magnifying
[02:04:58] glass and the bottom left click subscribe and you'll be good to go all
[02:05:01] right yep did everyone get that yep I got it no can you make ten it oh yeah
[02:05:12] slower next time okay we got some slow kids in the back it's fine fine go to
[02:05:17] Library click on a chameleon. Are you guys there kidding? I'm just kidding. Well, some people are not kidding
[02:05:22] I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not in yet
[02:05:26] Well one one fella look it you don't the game doesn't name and shame you do we got one bloke who's not quite not quite locked in
[02:05:33] Yeah
[02:05:46] Scroll down
[02:05:48] Muse and me you see into the search bar. Mm-hmm. It's called Bob Ross. Oh
[02:05:58] Yeah, oh
[02:05:59] Yeah, oh my god, no magnifying glass and it's called Bob Ross joy of painting
[02:06:05] Okay, I'll get that and then we can do that afterwards
[02:06:11] Yeah, click on that click on click on that and then on the bottom left subscribe you got a dollar and a dollar. Yeah
[02:06:17] All right, we got there in the end. Oh
[02:06:20] Good job girly pot. Okay. No
[02:06:22] No, I like the body types, I like the one type of JTOP
[02:06:25] Pushups is equal to anyone's normal like 10
[02:06:27] Alright, what does that even mean?
[02:06:29] What does that mean?
[02:06:30] Oh, because it doesn't say 500 pounds
[02:06:32] Exactly
[02:06:34] No!
[02:06:35] Are you fucking joking?!
[02:06:38] Haha, we're gonna see if you can prove it!
[02:06:41] Let's go!
[02:06:42] Bro, I've been Hunter twice in a row, there's no way this game is being serious right now
[02:06:46] Bro, I've been on the five-time combat
[02:06:48] Bro, if you can't go, let's see that
[02:06:50] That is you're the apex predator, bro. You gotta see
[02:06:53] Oh
[02:07:01] All right, that's it. These are these are our prey. Okay, we need to have me get matching skins go
[02:07:09] He matches games I could do skins. Yeah, you know, oh I could paint myself. Oh, yeah, I got that. I'm gonna put it
[02:07:20] Okay, okay, I should have a smaller
[02:07:38] You're never finding it Russell like glitched out the map he just gonna sit there
[02:08:13] I'm not looking at this shit anymore.
[02:08:20] Dude exactly my 20 pieces like there are 5 pieces of this shit, god damn 30 more seconds
[02:08:35] bruh.
[02:08:36] Yeah but it doesn't feel that long when you're one of the people painting like when you're
[02:08:40] when you're searching it's like okay fuck me but like when you're painting it's
[02:08:43] like it's on enough yeah that's true oh no so much knowledge in that little
[02:08:52] mind of yours okay not giving me the right color this game you just in
[02:09:00] spacebar not I'm doing it but it's literally not the right color
[02:09:05] all right that's a good spot oh fuck sinny sinny just like not even trying to
[02:09:12] backseat but that black means a little bit of detail on it am I sure
[02:09:17] what the fuck I just what the fuck you go to his tits brother I'm worried about a
[02:09:23] uh... there's what i do you don't look at me pussy
[02:09:27] but what the fuck
[02:09:30] somebody in here
[02:09:36] yo check the roof with how much was so was often is probably up on the roof for
[02:09:39] some shit
[02:09:41] uh... my god we're still thinking about it
[02:09:43] he can't fit on the roof
[02:09:45] i'm over wrestle guys let's move on from him
[02:09:53] Yeah, it might be the worst fucking...
[02:09:55] This shit already should be in the spot, man.
[02:09:58] I can't even find it in my pants.
[02:10:05] Yo, what?
[02:10:06] That's not good creative.
[02:10:07] I got a distant car.
[02:10:08] I'm the wrong body type. You feel big?
[02:10:17] They're a fucking dinosaur.
[02:10:19] What the fuck is it, everyone?
[02:10:23] never getting fun
[02:10:24] did you
[02:10:25] wait Russell you have such a good spot
[02:10:28] yo
[02:10:29] fuck
[02:10:30] wait where is he where is he
[02:10:31] right
[02:10:32] it's so good
[02:10:33] oh my god
[02:10:34] I'll get a million fucking years and I wouldn't find him
[02:10:37] wait wait
[02:10:38] what
[02:10:39] no
[02:10:40] stupid
[02:10:41] oh shit
[02:10:42] no
[02:10:43] yo is Jada trolling
[02:10:45] I don't know
[02:10:46] I don't know
[02:10:47] I don't know
[02:10:48] Jada is a bot
[02:10:50] I was about you the spot this is so bad to weather fuck
[02:10:58] How are you alive? What are these spots?
[02:11:04] What
[02:11:06] I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at my points kid go
[02:11:11] Okay, who's next just saying we have a league player and IRL streamers a secret like there's no way they're gonna get this shit
[02:11:17] it's really just over GG so your shit's cheating bro crazy I don't even know where you're at
[02:11:29] it's not cheating man it's just you know yo russie fuck nice I fuck with it heavy I like
[02:11:37] Who's next
[02:11:49] 18 seconds
[02:11:55] Is a fucking robot what the
[02:12:01] Wait five seconds, hold on we fucking could
[02:12:05] what okay now it's gotta be like I would be really lucky guys you're not
[02:12:12] finding the rest maybe one of them what the fuck you're not well there's one
[02:12:16] yeah one you're definitely finding this fella dude what you're definitely
[02:12:20] finding this one face is a robot too okay a bunch of droids what a bunch of
[02:12:25] fucking droids wait oh my god he's looking right at me what my dumb my
[02:12:31] I know, I went to somebody's body.
[02:12:33] Look at me, I went to somebody's body.
[02:12:36] I hear you, I like, what the fuck?
[02:12:39] Shoot the dog, shoot the dog.
[02:12:45] You are genuinely prepared to see your asshole.
[02:12:47] Like, you are genuinely spread wide open, man.
[02:12:54] You are getting stretched out.
[02:12:55] I shoot it, what?
[02:12:57] Show what?
[02:12:58] Do you not hear the whistle?
[02:13:01] Easy run, I don't know how they have not seen the whistle.
[02:13:04] That's what I'm saying, this spot spot is so bad.
[02:13:06] I don't get it bro.
[02:13:07] It's all about positioning guys.
[02:13:10] No!
[02:13:11] Nice!
[02:13:12] No!
[02:13:14] Okay, good.
[02:13:16] Nice, you got all the people over there, so now we move on, move to a different spot.
[02:13:20] Alright, thank god they haven't found me in the aquarium yet.
[02:13:23] Who is this okay? Jada come on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, what the fuck
[02:13:32] Wait three seconds is actually went to the aquarium. I actually went to the aquarium like are you actually
[02:13:44] Everybody lied to you
[02:13:53] I
[02:14:23] You can't even see this game!
[02:14:25] You can't even see this game!
[02:14:27] I'm not a shit-spot, you guys are a shit-spot.
[02:14:29] It's inside of the skeleton.
[02:14:31] You can't even see this game!
[02:14:33] It's an unplayable spot, there's no way you can...
[02:14:35] How would you even get up there?
[02:14:37] You just caught up.
[02:14:39] This map is OP, got it though.
[02:14:41] Yeah, I like that map again.
[02:14:43] I like that map.
[02:14:45] You guys are my adults, thank you for the games.
[02:14:47] Appreciate you guys.
[02:14:49] Have fun, have fun.
[02:14:51] I
[02:14:58] Excuse me, bro Russell you're the new mood after that one bro. Let's get this back. That's not that was not cheating bro
[02:15:08] You like J. Boolean's twin, okay, relax
[02:15:14] If I told you you were a twin of you wouldn't like that
[02:15:17] But you guys like have a force was first or like a yeah force whistle is on force whistles every 30 seconds
[02:15:31] Okay dog spots over new spot here we go
[02:15:34] Oh my god, what am I doing?
[02:15:52] you.
[02:15:57] Welcome to the lobby man.
[02:16:06] Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much bro. Thank you.
[02:16:17] So I asked.
[02:16:18] And you don't want it?
[02:16:27] I like that better.
[02:16:40] This is awful.
[02:16:41] Oh my god.
[02:16:42] I can't even wait two minutes without fidgeting.
[02:17:12] What?
[02:17:16] Holy fuck dinosaur shut the fuck up pussy
[02:17:29] All right, this is a guy spot. I'm gonna check
[02:17:36] No, oh I got so scared
[02:17:42] I thought you know when it's time to dog again man.
[02:17:52] I don't smell so cliche, Russell overused it.
[02:17:55] Yeah bro, there aren't a lot of people in the dog right now.
[02:18:07] Oh my god, what a beautiful detail by Russell.
[02:18:10] some of these spots are unplayable man
[02:18:14] you're not finding some people
[02:18:17] so you said i'm doing
[02:18:19] not yet i'm still finishing
[02:18:27] it's a good map, it's a chill map
[02:18:31] you guys go to many museums
[02:18:34] i do see a lot of live museums, that was cool
[02:18:39] Yeah, what is it? What did you learn? What did you learn at the museum?
[02:18:42] Claude Monnet was a live museum.
[02:18:44] Give us one thing you learned.
[02:18:45] It's about his life. I really don't remember because I went there like three years ago.
[02:18:49] You don't remember anything.
[02:18:51] Uh, Claude Monnet was German.
[02:18:55] That sounds like a great trip to the museum you had.
[02:19:00] That's like one of those things that you go there for the experience and you're not really trying to learn much, you know?
[02:19:06] That's no they just power doesn't help but I don't learn I see why I agree with that just like certain things aren't worth learning too much
[02:19:13] You know, yeah fair enough. No, I feel you dude. I feel you
[02:19:20] Wait, can you guys
[02:19:34] Dude
[02:19:36] Okay, I'll tell you right now. Two of the people are completely unfindable. It's it's unplayable for you guys
[02:19:52] You know you can freak out
[02:19:54] You can look around your ones like I and I do I think you're you're supposed to get done
[02:19:57] That's what it's fine. I feel like we're getting close enough to where I can be honest with you
[02:20:01] Like as a good person your spots fucking dog shit literally the worst spot of everybody
[02:20:05] Yo dealers, Russell's right there!
[02:20:08] Yeah, I know, but I don't.
[02:20:09] Oh my God! Oh my God, what a dude!
[02:20:12] I wanna- dude! I wanna-
[02:20:14] I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it.
[02:20:16] But what's the point of playing with that man in front of you?
[02:20:18] I don't mind, sorry.
[02:20:19] It's a set of game, impossible.
[02:20:20] What the fuck is that thing?
[02:20:21] I'm not serious, bro!
[02:20:23] Why are we on fire, bro?
[02:20:24] What the fuck is that shit?!
[02:20:26] What are you doing?
[02:20:26] It's a good day.
[02:20:28] Oh!
[02:20:31] What's that?
[02:20:32] Oh my god!
[02:20:33] What the fuck is that thing there from RAD?!
[02:20:34] Wait, you guys are really cheating.
[02:20:37] You guys are really cheating.
[02:20:40] You guys are really cheating.
[02:20:42] I'm going to throw him on the floor.
[02:20:45] Oh my god, guys.
[02:20:47] No, Russell, Russell, I actually got cheats off Muda.
[02:20:52] He can't ask for his new Muda, bro.
[02:20:53] You cannot shoot him.
[02:20:54] You're actually, dude.
[02:20:56] OK, no deal with you.
[02:20:57] Stand up, stand up real quick.
[02:20:58] Stand up.
[02:20:59] Go straight.
[02:21:00] I'm going to get Fini.
[02:21:01] Straight ahead of me.
[02:21:02] Go straight.
[02:21:03] Just walk straight.
[02:21:33] I'm not there bruh he's lying to you I'm not there
[02:21:44] Russell Russell Russell your death will be celebrated by more people than the 4th of July
[02:21:53] I'm a piece of shit dude, this guy's gonna get all my spots!
[02:22:03] Yeah, can someone give hints like I haven't been in a while?
[02:22:09] Yeah, I'm blind, bro.
[02:22:11] Oh, there is no way.
[02:22:13] He's lighting.
[02:22:14] Where are you?
[02:22:15] Oh.
[02:22:16] Yo!
[02:22:17] That's a consensual gig with the five!
[02:22:22] get that
[02:22:25] Dude non-constitutional gank is going everywhere non-consensually
[02:22:30] Russell Russell you need to actually stay sorry for cheating though. That was
[02:22:47] No
[02:22:52] It's not for a leader or a hero.
[02:22:59] Dude.
[02:23:00] I mean.
[02:23:01] That's me.
[02:23:02] That's me.
[02:23:03] I was on the whole time.
[02:23:04] Yeah, he was.
[02:23:05] I was like, I was like, you're like, fucking, right?
[02:23:07] I'm out.
[02:23:08] What's it?
[02:23:09] What's it?
[02:23:10] Bob Ross.
[02:23:11] All right.
[02:23:12] Bob Ross.
[02:23:13] All right.
[02:23:14] That's a really good map, too.
[02:23:16] Well, quickly.
[02:23:17] It's like, it's huge and you're all you're on the place board and then the killers are
[02:23:21] above and they're shitting you know Russell Russell new video idea for you
[02:23:26] taste testing every brand of rap poison
[02:23:31] you got good ideas bro one sub is one sip
[02:23:40] all right we'll do a rap poison a thong
[02:23:45] I
[02:23:54] The hunters like raised in the air or what?
[02:24:02] You gotta be an artist
[02:24:05] Thank God I am right. I found I found three people
[02:24:15] What?
[02:24:17] Oh, that way.
[02:24:18] That was.
[02:24:28] I'm going to get y'all.
[02:24:30] I'm probably going to give Russell first, because, you know.
[02:24:34] Because of what, bro?
[02:24:36] You know.
[02:24:36] That's it.
[02:24:38] I mean, it's just like, it's kind of hard to not see him, bro.
[02:24:41] I'm glad that everyone actually feels so strongly about me,
[02:24:43] because I think that it builds character, you know?
[02:24:51] Wait, there's a new video idea.
[02:24:54] Yeah, what's up?
[02:24:56] Salad muckbang.
[02:24:59] I think I'd rather die, actually.
[02:25:02] Bro, it just tastes as every single vegetable.
[02:25:04] No, I'd rather have someone come in and gun me down
[02:25:07] right now than take a salad taste test.
[02:25:10] Me and my whole family take us all out
[02:25:13] before I do a salad taste test.
[02:25:14] Oh, shit.
[02:25:14] Oh, shit.
[02:25:15] Oh, shit.
[02:25:15] Oh, shit.
[02:25:16] Oh, shit.
[02:25:21] Wait a minute.
[02:25:32] That shit was leaked.
[02:25:43] I don't have enough time. Yeah,
[02:25:50] you gotta do so much detail on
[02:25:53] this. Yeah, no one gave us time.
[02:25:55] We're the lobby leader is a
[02:25:57] little brain dead, but it's okay.
[02:25:59] 150 seconds is enough time.
[02:26:01] Keep it that way.
[02:26:03] Yeah, he did. You get the video
[02:26:05] on it, bro. Is it as you and
[02:26:07] your chubby fingers?
[02:26:09] That might be the problem.
[02:26:11] Is it true you would slam everybody up for a burger?
[02:26:14] I would, I would, I'd, yeah, for sure, a hundred percent.
[02:26:19] No, wait, don't start, please don't start guys, I'm not ready, please don't start, please don't start.
[02:26:22] I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you. Wait, what the fuck?
[02:26:25] Oh, hell no! What the fuck is this shit?
[02:26:30] Yeah, I've fallen lads.
[02:26:32] Wait, I'm so confused, what?
[02:26:34] I don't have time.
[02:26:36] I, I, yeah, actually don't have enough time, it's over, GG.
[02:26:39] Some people aren't painted, look quickly, get them quick.
[02:26:46] Can you guys be in the sky, you can't, right?
[02:26:49] No, we can't be in the sky.
[02:26:51] We can't be above you, we cannot be above you.
[02:26:55] How?
[02:26:57] Yeah, fuck this game, we don't give no time, we don't give no time, we don't give no time.
[02:27:00] There's absolutely no way, like, I'm just trying to-
[02:27:02] No!
[02:27:04] There's just no way.
[02:27:07] Bro, it's easy, like, what do you mean?
[02:27:08] It's like you guys are good. We just need more time. We need more time
[02:27:19] Take that as well I came to watch thank you
[02:27:22] bang
[02:27:25] I'm drinking I think this map is up. I think this guy's I think
[02:27:28] Everyone's painted pretty well the people who are not dead. I've painted very well
[02:27:33] I'm not paying it very well, bro. You're putting too much credit
[02:27:39] I want to see the other ones
[02:27:43] Reptiles is really good
[02:27:53] I'm blind
[02:27:55] Oh
[02:28:00] Keep it down
[02:28:02] The other two I don't think that's how it gets found. I'm just gonna say that I don't think it gets found
[02:28:09] Well, there's no way I'm not getting found man, so shit. Oh
[02:28:13] My god, it's like we go say this I believe I got
[02:28:18] Me like
[02:28:25] I'm so ugly right now guys. I'm so ugly. My spot's so bad. It's so
[02:28:39] Oh my god.
[02:28:40] Feel the foot.
[02:28:41] Yep.
[02:28:42] Bride.
[02:28:43] They haven't even come over here yet.
[02:28:47] I got that.
[02:28:48] I gave it away.
[02:28:49] Oh, guys, I feel so ugly today.
[02:28:50] Yo.
[02:28:51] Oh, you're beautiful, bro.
[02:28:52] You're beautiful.
[02:28:53] He is gobbling up.
[02:28:54] You're beautiful.
[02:28:55] Thanks, guys.
[02:28:56] You're a mad beautiful wrestler.
[02:28:57] Oh my god.
[02:28:58] Popping out some jaw.
[02:28:59] You're beautiful.
[02:29:00] You're beautiful.
[02:29:01] You're beautiful.
[02:29:02] You're beautiful.
[02:29:03] You're beautiful.
[02:29:04] You're beautiful.
[02:29:05] You're beautiful.
[02:29:06] You're beautiful.
[02:29:07] You're beautiful.
[02:29:08] Popping out some Josh right now. Oh my god, it's Jdeb looking at the sky. Oh
[02:29:16] Yeah, I don't I don't know what he doing, bro
[02:29:25] In each spot is so ugly. Oh, I'm so
[02:29:29] Oh
[02:29:39] Run this one again
[02:29:42] We can oh
[02:29:49] This is Tom Tez's map he said he wanted the bro I thought it would go crazy
[02:29:54] Direct your time. It is a good map. We need more time
[02:29:57] Guys, I literally am rank one mech and chameleon. They made a fucking article about me on Forbes
[02:30:01] I think you're not really good at that
[02:30:03] Okay, so I'm a liar then, so I'm a liar
[02:30:05] Yes, you are a fucking liar
[02:30:07] You are a fucking liar
[02:30:09] You're a liar, piece of shit
[02:30:13] Alright dude, we'll do it one more time
[02:30:15] You don't have 30 more seconds, right?
[02:30:17] IT'S ON ENOUGH
[02:30:19] Give us a minute, give us a minute, give us a minute longer
[02:30:23] So all this shit we're gonna get caught first
[02:30:25] I
[02:30:27] On my soul I swear to God we will actually survive this round if you give us a minute
[02:30:32] Oh, I love it. I get long ten right
[02:30:37] I'm gonna be hunter. I'm gonna find your ass first. Thank you. Thank you
[02:30:46] Yeah, someone else get in there fast
[02:30:49] Fuck yeah
[02:30:51] I
[02:30:53] Nice, okay
[02:30:54] Well, I didn't get hundreds to be people in the middle
[02:30:57] Wait, okay, so
[02:31:00] We should all just hide together
[02:31:03] Let's hide in one spot
[02:31:06] So where you at? Actually, I have a really good hiding spot
[02:31:15] Well, that's that's what I was thinking. Yeah, no, Russell, you're not surviving this round. I'm gonna make sure of it
[02:31:20] bro I'm s- oh my god how do you remove your fucking decoy thing?
[02:31:25] very surely you'll fuck with the decoy
[02:31:31] yo how do you remove it? I think I- I see the X to remove the X
[02:31:35] so I'm gonna make sure you lose this round I'm not losing
[02:31:38] there you will
[02:31:44] appreciate you darting you know
[02:31:50] I don't know.
[02:31:55] Now that I have more time, oh my god, I'm gonna be so detailed.
[02:32:00] Are you are you really are you really?
[02:32:03] Shut the fuck up Russell.
[02:32:06] What the fuck are you all that time just you're not you're not sleeping this round. I don't care.
[02:32:10] No, leave us.
[02:32:12] No, I'm not.
[02:32:14] No, leave.
[02:32:16] Right come to my house at least get closer, please just a little closer. I don't do I don't do roughness. I don't do roughness
[02:32:23] No, bro. Just like just like just like under me
[02:32:28] Just get under just get under
[02:32:31] Yeah, like like this. No, no, like like what are you talking about legs, bro?
[02:32:38] This is a horrible spot. Yeah, I know
[02:32:40] Oh, you're fucking there.
[02:32:44] I'm not staying.
[02:32:45] Relax.
[02:32:46] Strong.
[02:32:52] Now Russell spots go did.
[02:32:55] Are you talking about yourself in person?
[02:32:57] Has no one else will talk about me.
[02:33:01] There's always this is trash, but no, I got a good idea.
[02:33:10] Alright, if I get found, actually stream sniping by the way.
[02:33:40] There is no way I'm getting home.
[02:33:42] I'm probably going to give up everything around so far.
[02:33:45] I'm probably going to give up this bar, to be honest.
[02:33:47] Where for where bar for bar I done did it.
[02:33:49] Like, would I not even hear anymore and we're still getting streams now if it's crazy?
[02:33:59] Okay, somebody's just standing there.
[02:34:01] Jada, what the fuck are you doing?
[02:34:02] Yeah, I give up.
[02:34:04] I give up. I fucking grouped my completely. Holy shit.
[02:34:07] Jada, you have 20 seconds left for him.
[02:34:10] I'm good, bro
[02:34:15] Are you bugged I don't understand no I'm not standing there what you need I'm good
[02:34:20] Okay, yeah, oh I save this
[02:34:30] If you want to get rid of your clone you can hit X by the way for anyone who doesn't know
[02:34:33] the break this is great great try out data man really really good watch lady
[02:34:44] guys pay attention to the paintings please this is pay attention to detail
[02:35:19] Hello cat. Oh my mom said I have to get off. I yelled too much. I'll see you guys later.
[02:35:24] Oh, save her.
[02:35:27] Wait, is he serious? Does he actually like get off?
[02:35:29] Wait, did he actually fucking leave?
[02:35:33] Yo, this guy's been screaming too much.
[02:35:35] Did anyone actually miss me though, for real? Like, did you guys actually miss me for a second?
[02:35:38] No, no.
[02:35:41] Well, there's no way you guys haven't found me yet. I have the worst bottom.
[02:35:45] No!
[02:35:46] Haha on my screen you were standing up on your shame apparently you were laying down. Yeah, I was laying down, bro
[02:35:55] I'm letting you know that it was bugged and you were standing up on everyone's screen
[02:35:59] I was not insulting you don't get to the fucking chimp it out bro. All right. I was just
[02:36:04] Okay
[02:36:16] yeah you get hypey for nothing you know the fuck I am from boxing I'm locked
[02:36:28] in bro I've never been this locked in oh my god bro reptile bro I'm not gonna
[02:36:35] ask myself about the hotels but no I'm not gonna ask about what yeah because
[02:36:41] bro Russell he he was born in 2009
[02:36:46] what the fuck is that
[02:36:51] that's just what it tells the victims
[02:36:56] dealers you're not even close to college
[02:37:01] they don't even need them
[02:37:05] dealers dealers dealers dealers
[02:37:10] Oh my god!
[02:37:12] Did you even try like currently?
[02:37:17] Bro I fucked up my spot the last second and I'm still so happy.
[02:37:23] Yo!
[02:37:24] Bro you guys are actually, I don't know.
[02:37:28] What?
[02:37:29] What are we?
[02:37:30] I don't think that spot's not bad actually.
[02:37:31] No you didn't.
[02:37:32] To be honest, like Dina's is the best spot.
[02:37:35] It's so bad.
[02:37:36] Oh my god.
[02:37:37] You can't even see it.
[02:37:38] She's wrapping the shit. Yeah, not the spot is actually
[02:37:45] But how they don't see they wish know what happened in 2009 dude. No, I don't
[02:37:50] What happened in 2009? I don't know what happened in 2009
[02:37:54] I was I was born in 2000. Oh my old
[02:38:03] That's all
[02:38:05] like I was like I was born like a year before 9-11 guys
[02:38:10] well I think I'm the youngest person that was born in 2007
[02:38:16] no you know you're loud on this guy
[02:38:19] I was born in 2007
[02:38:25] well yeah I was born in 2007 just because they'd have ruts for 2007
[02:38:29] dude what the fuck does that even mean don't even look
[02:38:32] I don't even wanna look that up. I don't even wanna look that up.
[02:38:34] Bro, there's no way this is actually working.
[02:38:40] You don't see Dante's room?
[02:38:43] I don't know. I don't see anything.
[02:38:45] No, it's a good spot. I'll get it.
[02:38:47] It is, it is.
[02:38:53] Oh my god, we're gonna make it.
[02:38:55] Dante's is good.
[02:38:57] Oh my god.
[02:38:59] No, Razzle was 32.
[02:39:02] Guys, just like listen to the whistle and just look where it is and you'll find him.
[02:39:08] But you won't find Senna though.
[02:39:10] Yo!
[02:39:11] Oh my god!
[02:39:12] No!
[02:39:13] Oh my god!
[02:39:14] Oh my god!
[02:39:15] Easy run!
[02:39:16] Easy run!
[02:39:17] No!
[02:39:18] 5k points!
[02:39:19] No!
[02:39:20] They're right above him!
[02:39:22] Oh my god!
[02:39:23] That was good.
[02:39:24] That was good.
[02:39:25] Oh my god!
[02:39:26] That was good, that was good.
[02:39:29] Are you kidding me?
[02:39:30] Rawr.
[02:39:31] That's good, that's good.
[02:39:32] He's two paintings.
[02:39:35] Yeah, I know.
[02:39:35] I was like, wait, what if I actually just
[02:39:37] tried getting in the middle?
[02:39:39] Wait, what was it?
[02:39:40] What was the easy one?
[02:39:41] What were you standing up?
[02:39:42] Sunny.
[02:39:44] I was near the water.
[02:39:45] Oh, not bad.
[02:39:49] Fuck this map.
[02:39:50] Boy, you're good.
[02:39:51] That was good.
[02:39:52] What?
[02:39:55] Okay, so which map do you run now bikini bottom? Oh, the key button is fine. The key bottom is a good one
[02:40:11] All right, we're kidding out not not much time for more someone else can host I gotta go to bed though lads
[02:40:16] What do you mean go to bed? It's like 9 10 p.m. No, I could go in a bit lads. I don't go to bed and grow up
[02:40:22] Oh
[02:40:27] Are you gonna go to bed early on fucking America's birthday, bro?
[02:40:33] They don't they don't celebrate this time cuz they got
[02:40:37] All right
[02:40:41] Please we keep bottom right Russell going to Hunter circle bread to I don't want to be pleased. I'm a I'm a kid
[02:40:52] bro they have three and a half minutes to hide on bikini bottom you got to be
[02:40:58] fucking wrong that are you just like what we need this I mean Russell okay
[02:41:04] you'd need 10 bro I didn't know what that means
[02:41:09] like I didn't even know like whatever it is.
[02:41:15] Yo nigga, no one's gonna laugh at your jokes man, it's okay.
[02:41:25] Yo.
[02:41:26] I want you to know you have a terrible laugh, like I'm not enjoying it, no one's enjoying
[02:41:35] it.
[02:41:36] Russell, can I actually give you a real stream idea that could go hard?
[02:41:41] Here we go, bro.
[02:41:43] Yes, dude, please.
[02:41:45] I really want to hear the stream idea, please.
[02:41:48] Okay.
[02:41:49] Just hop in a potato sack and then do a stream called,
[02:41:54] I Try Doing Crossy Road IRL and then get on my highway.
[02:41:58] That's a really good stream idea.
[02:42:03] My dad is so much like tomorrow I'm doing it tomorrow, actually
[02:42:19] That's Jammely's driving down that way yes, I was gonna gone
[02:42:25] That's a good point actually her fucking ass
[02:42:29] All right, huh?
[02:42:33] I
[02:42:35] I
[02:42:37] I
[02:42:39] I
[02:42:41] I
[02:42:43] I
[02:42:45] I
[02:42:47] I
[02:42:49] I
[02:42:51] I
[02:42:53] I
[02:42:55] I
[02:42:57] I
[02:42:59] I
[02:43:01] It's all right
[02:43:07] No, no, no, no, no
[02:43:11] I'm cooking believe that's over GG. I don't care
[02:43:16] Bro just hide a brother
[02:43:20] Yeah, guys
[02:43:22] It's like an easy to hide map bro like this should be a fucking
[02:43:25] I
[02:43:39] Guys I'm just gonna say it if the chameleons don't win with four minutes on fucking bikini bottom
[02:43:45] You guys got to go check that doesn't even make sense
[02:43:49] I mean four minutes to fucking hi, I mean
[02:43:55] I think we're just joined.
[02:44:01] Wait, so, I think there's a key leaking out of me right now.
[02:44:08] So, what?
[02:44:09] Alright, ready or not!
[02:44:14] Here we come, sir J-Dob.
[02:44:16] There we go.
[02:44:18] Have a lot, bro.
[02:44:22] I'm getting caught in two fucking minutes for two seconds
[02:44:39] You like it I know man, it's a flash
[02:44:44] Your words with my side guarded, I'm not even done with my spot yet, bro. I'm pretty you. Oh
[02:44:50] What's in the main area?
[02:44:52] Yeah, this is oh my god, this is so bad. Okay, reptile, your spot is horrible
[02:45:01] I like your spot. It's good. Yeah
[02:45:10] Oh
[02:45:20] Someone's in the chumbucket
[02:45:23] Fucking chumbucket
[02:45:27] Oh, someone's in the chin. That's not bad
[02:45:32] What is a body after Russell, let me know
[02:45:35] I might have those tricks at Christmas
[02:46:07] my hands up so we have so every obviously everyone's hands up because I
[02:46:13] asked for people put their hands up so okay yeah you know you know yeah we all
[02:46:18] muted you bro right Russell you know what your sport I love your creative
[02:46:23] creative use of clay it's very good thank you I'm not sure you need to be
[02:46:27] great so Russell's club Russell's club I'm watching your stream and I hate you
[02:46:31] okay thanks I'm not I'm actually not cloning my style I mean this map is huge
[02:46:36] I
[02:46:52] Guys will never find me I'm cheating
[02:46:57] Wait, maybe the maybe they're in jellyfish fields, but also you're a look at this what the fuck
[02:47:02] bro this can't be fucking real
[02:47:06] whoa what the fuck Russian spot is
[02:47:09] absolutely crazy it's good it's a good
[02:47:11] one
[02:47:14] yeah I had to have to ask somebody for
[02:47:20] for some of my chat my back okay do we
[02:47:23] need to find them we haven't even gotten
[02:47:24] a single fucking kill
[02:47:26] Oh yeah no.
[02:47:31] Don does.
[02:47:32] This, you're grieving for attention right?
[02:47:34] Oh my god.
[02:47:35] That is his-
[02:47:36] Your clip's on right here.
[02:47:37] That is his idiot.
[02:47:38] The fact you have never seen the controls.
[02:47:41] Oh my god.
[02:47:42] While I was making it.
[02:47:44] Oh no.
[02:47:45] Yo, he's really fast.
[02:47:47] If I was applying for disability, I would send them this stream.
[02:47:50] This is insane Don says.
[02:47:51] Can we, can we not use it?
[02:47:52] Wait, okay so they gotta be on the br-
[02:47:53] No wait.
[02:47:54] Now you're pretending. He's pretending.
[02:47:56] Hey, I did it. It's like it's funny content to be like stupid and stuff because like people like that
[02:48:01] Right now it's good clip.
[02:48:03] Okay, honey.
[02:48:05] What?
[02:48:07] There is a guy who...
[02:48:09] Oh my god, I'm not gonna say it. I can't say it.
[02:48:11] Do it again! Spam it again!
[02:48:15] Gontes, there is a guy who is even hiding. Like, I want you to know that.
[02:48:19] What?
[02:48:21] What
[02:48:34] No, bro, you're actual part of that stature
[02:48:43] Hey double kill where really wait
[02:48:47] Oh
[02:48:49] I spammed whistle I spammed whistle dude. I was a stone for the bone. Russell, they're never finding you like I bet money on it
[02:48:55] You're so bad!
[02:48:57] Oh my god. What?
[02:49:00] This is a generation old thing.
[02:49:02] He's fucking dead.
[02:49:04] Like, what's your- you're like-
[02:49:06] You literally stood on top of me you fucking idiot!
[02:49:08] What? No!
[02:49:10] Oh no, oh no, reptile!
[02:49:12] Oh no!
[02:49:14] Oh no!
[02:49:16] You are so bad.
[02:49:26] You ripped out of the fire.
[02:49:29] I couldn't move.
[02:49:31] No, we are not serious.
[02:49:34] Since I'm on the clip, when the doctor saw me and I just jumped past him.
[02:49:41] I had a perfect of ice cream heat. There's a guy that ran right under you. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god
[02:49:48] Wait, did I win?
[02:49:54] Okay, I'm down on the wait time right, okay? I know yes, I was muting that game
[02:50:00] That's all right, and I still lost
[02:50:02] I
[02:50:08] Bro get a grip, okay get a fucking grip and out of my big old black cock of something else, bro
[02:50:15] I guess probably I guess
[02:50:20] Hello, what if we did Bob Ross infection?
[02:50:26] How about we never be a full Ross again, yeah Bob Ross is like, okay
[02:50:32] I love that. Japan.
[02:50:38] Ni hao. I just ran out of.
[02:50:47] I'm not playing. Why do I need to be the hunter? I beg. Get some big bodies going lads. It's
[02:50:53] way more interesting. You got a big body going. Big bodies. Oh, you in the huge body
[02:50:58] also
[02:51:01] No, you get some big bodies going boys big body pins member. I used to be dusty you guys remember that
[02:51:11] This is free seriously
[02:51:14] What is it literally Japan though? No, we race of course, you know that
[02:51:21] Yo, yo Russell what comes on a big Mac, let me know I'm trying to see my calories so max sauce
[02:51:25] a piece of bread, two buns, or two burgers, the smaller ones, lettuce, and two buns.
[02:51:36] Well, you're new to this shit.
[02:51:40] I got you, bro.
[02:51:43] I'm gonna do the same thing again.
[02:51:46] How do I get down? What the fuck?
[02:51:49] Wait.
[02:51:55] We wish you that you fuck with that leashes. Yeah, they added a lot more to this man
[02:52:03] And moves them. No, not really not really
[02:52:13] Yeah, it's in fact the first time you kill someone though, you're gonna get teammates
[02:52:17] Oh
[02:52:21] It's good no trust me it's a good laugh. It's an easy map to the chill map
[02:52:27] My brother didn't laugh at you all his best friend wasn't miss keeping the car
[02:52:36] They still are
[02:52:37] We start targeting other people though like Dante's or something like he's not talking right now, so you clearly
[02:52:43] Know I'm focused
[02:52:45] I
[02:52:48] Yo
[02:52:50] Okay, nice
[02:52:52] Oh my god, I'm done. I'm dead, bro. I'm actually dead
[02:52:58] I'll be honest. I don't even know where to go. I think I just give up fuck this game over it
[02:53:02] It's infection anyone. I'm pissed
[02:53:11] How is this to her buried buried buried
[02:53:15] you can use their
[02:53:30] Wait, if you guys are hunters, can you close your eyes for a second?
[02:53:37] No.
[02:53:38] Okay, I'll close your eyes.
[02:53:43] This is the best I got.
[02:53:52] What?
[02:53:54] Yo.
[02:53:55] what yo
[02:53:59] fuck
[02:54:02] you don't know me realistically you might be retarded
[02:54:06] please
[02:54:10] guys infection is soft as easy
[02:54:13] it's disgusting
[02:54:18] okay check under all the cars dealers under all the cars
[02:54:21] now don't look into the car don't look into the car please
[02:54:28] please don't look into the car please
[02:54:31] stop don't please
[02:54:36] go false for it every time
[02:54:37] wait what?
[02:54:39] bro chill
[02:54:42] nice thank you
[02:54:43] there's no way you didn't see me there
[02:54:45] bro you were not there i'm not falling for it
[02:54:49] No, let us to add there's gonna be someone being high up
[02:54:54] Hey, welcome to the shit. It's a good channel think word
[02:54:58] Yeah, another league
[02:55:04] So many lead people it makes me feel uncomfortable cuz like you guys are all toxic and we know this
[02:55:09] They also talk to minors I heard
[02:55:16] Screw bro, alright, chill
[02:55:19] What the fuck is that one?
[02:55:20] Pinkwood, when you join the lobby, don't show it on stream or else it leaks out.
[02:55:26] Wait, that's actually a good call.
[02:55:28] Yo! Yo!
[02:55:29] NICE LAMP POST, BRO!
[02:55:37] You've got got before that dumb ass lamppost man, alright?
[02:55:40] Bro, another 3 minutes on Osaka, I see me, alright.
[02:55:49] Where is everyone?
[02:55:51] Nowhere
[02:55:53] Wait, no, oh
[02:55:56] My god, okay, they're in like the middle they're in the middle somewhere
[02:56:06] What your boys are in Japan
[02:56:10] Yeah, no, this is kind of racist
[02:56:14] But what the fuck
[02:56:16] come try getting Japan's bro I've never fought so many bastard points in my life
[02:56:22] no I have never thought I'm really bastard points in my life dude wait wait
[02:56:29] maybe on the dragon on the dragon check the dragon here's actually
[02:56:34] that's on your face we'll be high up somewhere yeah check in his mouth check
[02:56:39] the ball in his mouth digress check rest his belly
[02:56:43] You're lucky to check my belly, wouldn't you?
[02:56:45] You're lucky to be in it.
[02:56:46] You're lucky to bore and shit.
[02:56:47] Fuck!
[02:56:48] Ew!
[02:56:49] God, boys!
[02:56:50] Wait, seven seconds.
[02:56:51] Did you see the boys?
[02:56:52] Wait, we're serious.
[02:56:53] Wait.
[02:56:54] There's a tumbleweed!
[02:56:57] He's running!
[02:56:59] Oh!
[02:57:00] I can't shoot him.
[02:57:01] I actually can't shoot him.
[02:57:02] I've got a first try.
[02:57:03] All right.
[02:57:04] Go look where I was, man.
[02:57:05] Oh, you can't see anymore.
[02:57:06] Oh, I'm moving.
[02:57:07] Go ahead.
[02:57:08] Move it.
[02:57:09] Move it.
[02:57:10] Move it.
[02:57:11] Move it.
[02:57:12] What?
[02:57:16] Bro, bro, I was crawling below all of your feet.
[02:57:19] Guys, be honest with me!
[02:57:21] I might be one of the greatest mecha-chameleon players of all time.
[02:57:25] Yes or no?
[02:57:28] Yes or no, be honest.
[02:57:32] No, no.
[02:57:34] I gotta get a hair cover.
[02:57:36] Yeah, no, lads.
[02:57:37] You guys are gonna keep playing, but someone else is gonna have to host the lobby, alright lads?
[02:57:41] Oh
[02:57:46] In the lobby no loving you kids, but some of us have worked today
[02:57:53] I'm playing bro
[02:57:56] Nice, thanks for playing. All right. Take it easy lads. See you around
[02:58:00] Bro. All right guys. I'll put the username and password in the chat
[02:58:05] Okay, okay. No one leave everybody. I think I'm gonna get instantly
[02:58:10] I go oh my god, I guess they're not gonna figure that out
[02:58:20] Some randoms are gonna join bro
[02:58:26] Dude stop
[02:58:28] One two three. I'm leaking. Okay
[02:58:35] Okay, so we can do any map wait, I'm hot as fuck
[02:58:40] Yeah, we know.
[02:58:42] I need like a home.
[02:58:44] Number of hunters, 100 wait time.
[02:58:48] Let's say 200.
[02:58:51] I mean out of the 10,000 people watching, there has to be at least someone.
[02:58:56] No, no, no.
[02:58:58] Oh my god, you can play with an ammo limit.
[02:59:10] Yeah, but our hunters already suck, so why would we do that?
[02:59:16] Are you ready?
[02:59:18] Is everyone in?
[02:59:20] Wait, wait, I'm not in.
[02:59:24] Wait, wait, where's the code?
[02:59:26] Where's the code?
[02:59:27] it's in the chat using the password, wait, how the fuck wait, how do you make it an infection?
[02:59:37] The top, there's like arrows, yeah, increasing tag basic, I guess it's increasing tag, okay
[02:59:44] Dude
[02:59:46] That's it, I think I need to make the boss call, I don't mean I mean I mean, okay, the boss call to who?
[02:59:52] Put a boss to anyone
[02:59:54] I don't think the tag is that I think tag is tag. No increasing tag. I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure it's fucking
[03:00:01] Because yeah, I don't want to be like basic
[03:00:09] You gotta be fucking kid are you hunter
[03:00:16] I'm gonna be an artist again, bro
[03:00:21] I cannot fucking
[03:00:25] Hey, hey, believe in yourself guys should we do this as last game and then afterwards we go our sex. What do you think?
[03:00:33] Last game into our six yes or no
[03:00:39] Yes, okay, I'll do it
[03:00:54] I don't care if you guys saw my butthole, it doesn't matter.
[03:01:18] What?
[03:01:21] if your dudes got leaked would you get mad?
[03:01:25] Uhhh...
[03:01:28] Honestly probably not.
[03:01:32] Bro, wait Russell, did you have sex with Dal Dal Finn?
[03:01:36] Dude, no!
[03:01:37] No, no, man. That was not the...
[03:01:40] Oh god.
[03:01:42] Uhhh...
[03:01:43] No, I'm not.
[03:01:45] Listen.
[03:01:51] But if you guys don't win this shit with like 200 seconds, I don't know what to say.
[03:02:02] I think I sucked you by the wind, actually.
[03:02:08] Alright, alright guys, 75 seconds and a butter orange in the prime and it's cut in there with
[03:02:20] you on so much.
[03:02:22] Wash off watching you and Jenny play real rough.
[03:02:25] All right.
[03:02:26] Dude, we do not have enough time.
[03:02:27] Is it just me, guys?
[03:02:28] It's just you.
[03:02:29] We have another minute.
[03:02:30] We chill.
[03:02:31] It's three and a half minutes.
[03:02:32] There's no way you can, guys.
[03:02:34] That was so bad.
[03:02:36] It's going to be quick.
[03:02:39] I got a pretty good shot.
[03:02:41] It'll be super quick.
[03:02:44] I
[03:02:56] Don't want to leak where I'm at like dude this part is so bad
[03:03:10] Oh
[03:03:14] 13 seconds!
[03:03:21] You can do it Rusty, you got it bro.
[03:03:23] This isn't serious right now.
[03:03:25] Alright guys!
[03:03:26] It's not much time to get down first, bro.
[03:03:28] It's about to be a fucking triple kill off the rip I'm feeling it.
[03:03:30] I like my spot yeah we can't be serious right
[03:03:55] that was me bro it was gone
[03:04:01] oh wait that means if you thought that was you you're round sure
[03:04:04] nope no not let's know what that means at all
[03:04:14] what
[03:04:55] is crazy who would have expected who would have fucking thought you fucking
[03:05:01] kidding me I hate this Dante's guy okay wait on there aren't many people left
[03:05:12] It's only four.
[03:05:13] Seriously Russell, that's your spot dude, come on now.
[03:05:26] It's not bad actually, it might be goaded.
[03:05:28] Five seconds?
[03:05:30] Oh, okay.
[03:05:34] the
[03:05:42] actual artist holy shit
[03:05:44] less is more don't really
[03:05:48] no more is more
[03:05:49] as a citizen with that we can find the last four
[03:05:53] guys look at the missed spot ranking
[03:05:57] yeah but your spot rankings insane
[03:06:02] my drawing actually but this is nuts
[03:06:07] that's one for boost way really
[03:06:14] but so what you think about my spot bro i can't see because we're infection
[03:06:18] oh shit right okay nice my spot is legit
[03:06:28] and i'm like really looking at it wait i'm gonna keep fixing mine i'm not getting
[03:06:31] cut. Bang.
[03:06:38] You guys are blind. You guys are actually blind.
[03:06:45] Now, I thought this was just staring at me. I could stand the whistle you'd never find
[03:06:50] me.
[03:06:51] Dude, what?
[03:06:52] BUD!
[03:06:53] Okay, no, no, the whistle's actually bugged on this map. I'm not controlling.
[03:06:57] I
[03:06:59] Headset's on there. Where are you?
[03:07:02] Damn
[03:07:04] This is pretty good, bro
[03:07:08] The tree where's the other one? All right guys, I gotta go
[03:07:13] Yes, I'm
[03:07:17] Got you guys later
[03:07:19] Though fuck is there anything worse than ending a mecha chameleon session off of being the hunter, bro
[03:07:25] I swear to God, there's nothing worse than that. There is nothing worse than that, bro
[03:07:33] All right guys guys
[03:07:38] It's time
[03:07:41] We are now
[03:07:44] You're going to be playing
[03:07:47] For the first time ever
[03:07:50] Kind of seriously
[03:07:52] Rainbow 6 Siege.
[03:07:58] Okay, so guys, real talk.
[03:08:02] Where does the camera go?
[03:08:05] Where does the camera go?
[03:08:16] Take the camera off.
[03:08:19] Bottom left bottom left
[03:08:23] Okay, so you're saying we go bottom left all right. It's like this
[03:08:28] Okay, so we do it like this and then we open it up. Let's see what happens
[03:08:34] Rainbow six see true. What's the game?
[03:08:41] Wait, yo did I not install that wait
[03:08:46] guys I swear I ain't saw this wait on I
[03:09:10] wouldn't seem to check okay where's that
[03:09:16] Is it even on steam? I don't think so
[03:09:32] So surely it's not gonna be a long download right guys
[03:09:38] Guys surely surely it's on to me a long download, right?
[03:09:46] Let's watch some... Oh, I know we can watch.
[03:09:51] First time playing Rainbow Six Siege.
[03:09:55] So, like, let's see what we can learn.
[03:10:05] Alright, let's see this.
[03:10:06] Today we're going over the most important things that you need to know so that you can succeed as a beginner in Rainbow Six Siege.
[03:10:13] Just learning the basics of R6 is extremely difficult, but I'm going to simplify that process today by making the complex things a lot easier to understand.
[03:10:22] Starting out with the 75 unique operators in R0-6.
[03:10:28] Yeah, it's a lot.
[03:10:30] In other games, these might be called agents or champions.
[03:10:33] Each of these operators has a primary and secondary weapon, as well as a primary and secondary gadget.
[03:10:40] You're going to swap them out though, right?
[03:10:42] All of the operators, while the primary gadget is specific and unique to each of the operators in the game.
[03:10:48] Hold the game, weapon.
[03:10:53] Guys, it's a year old.
[03:11:03] And a lot of them share the same secondary gadgets.
[03:11:06] If the game having 75 operators, you might be asking yourself, how am I supposed to learn
[03:11:10] these things?
[03:11:11] It matters to me.
[03:11:12] And who the hell am I supposed to play?
[03:11:13] Here's my pro tip, don't even think about that yet, I'm gonna dramatically simplify
[03:11:18] that process later on in the video.
[03:11:20] All you need to learn right now is the core mechanics of the game and the basics of how
[03:11:25] it works.
[03:11:26] The first thing you need to know is that half of these characters are attackers and the
[03:11:29] other half are defenders.
[03:11:31] The concept of the game is simple, there are two bombs that the defenders are trying to
[03:11:35] set off.
[03:11:36] The clock at the top of the screen is how much time is left before the bombs go off,
[03:11:41] winning the round for the defenders.
[03:11:43] Meanwhile, the attackers are trying to get into the building and diffuse the bombs by
[03:11:47] entering the objective room and planting them.
[03:11:50] Wait so you don't plant?
[03:11:51] If they run out of time, they lose.
[03:11:52] But if they manage to get into the bomb site and plant the diffuser, there's a 45 second
[03:11:57] window for the defenders to retake and try to diffuse the diffuser.
[03:12:02] I know, they kept it real real.
[03:12:03] So you don't plant the bomb?
[03:12:04] One team kills all the players on the other team before the clock runs out, they win
[03:12:08] the round.
[03:12:09] This might sound complicated, but it's actually just search and destroy from Call of Duty
[03:12:12] with way more strategy and a ton of abilities.
[03:12:16] So let's start with defense.
[03:12:18] On defense there's a few things that you want to try and achieve within a round.
[03:12:22] During the 45 second preparation phase before the round starts, you want to fortify the
[03:12:27] bomb site by reinforcing walls and placing down your utility.
[03:12:31] Your utility is just a broad term for any gadgets and tools that your operator has.
[03:12:35] The goal throughout the round as a defender is to make it more difficult for the attacks
[03:12:40] to enter the bomb site.
[03:12:41] By using your various traps, gadgets, and of course your guns.
[03:12:45] Mmmmm, don't put that in there.
[03:12:47] This is why positioning and team play is a very large part of the game because you can't
[03:12:52] defend an entire building all by yourself.
[03:12:55] Defenders also have access to default cameras which are pre-positioned around each map and
[03:13:00] can be used to gather a ton of information.
[03:13:03] But we'll talk more about those later.
[03:13:04] Once you switch sides and end up on attack,
[03:13:07] things only change a little bit.
[03:13:09] The attackers' primary and secondary gadgets
[03:13:11] are completely different from the defenders,
[03:13:14] and instead of default cameras,
[03:13:15] they have access to an extra gadget called drones.
[03:13:19] Drones are your main source of information
[03:13:21] as an attacker.
[03:13:22] During the prep phase,
[03:13:23] you're able to use one of your drones
[03:13:24] to drone out the building,
[03:13:26] find out what operators the defenders are bringing,
[03:13:28] and figure out where the home site is.
[03:13:30] Setting your drones up in sneaky spots
[03:13:32] is another great option during this time,
[03:13:34] so you can use it later on in the round.
[03:13:36] When you spawn in, every attacker now has a second drone,
[03:13:40] which you can use at any point during the round,
[03:13:42] along with your first one,
[03:13:43] if it hasn't been destroyed already,
[03:13:44] to gather more information.
[03:13:46] Drones are very, very useful and very important as well.
[03:13:50] Plus, every single attacker has them,
[03:13:52] meaning it is well worth trying to do it.
[03:13:54] And Niko, coming to Prime,
[03:13:55] month, seven to three months talking back.
[03:13:57] Well, I'm the ear blocks mac and I can understand some months safely
[03:14:00] Thank you guys
[03:14:01] Work your way into the bomb site without running out of time
[03:14:04] This has made a whole lot easier by opening new entrances into the map and destroying the defenders utility and cameras
[03:14:10] Yo you guys know about the fucking door?
[03:14:12] I'm gonna give them the phone call
[03:14:13] Thank you
[03:14:13] The world utility but it can also be done with primary operator abilities which we'll talk more about later
[03:14:19] The most important thing you need to understand right now is the maps and how they actually work
[03:14:24] This will help you understand the game
[03:14:26] But doesn't it take a ton of games to actually know the hiding spots?
[03:14:29] Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' doll?
[03:14:31] That's heck over the world.
[03:14:33] Wow, also being extremely confident, there are some insane angles, and you will just
[03:14:38] die to ridiculous things for a long time when you first start out, which is why learning
[03:14:42] the maps faster will make your time a lot easier playing the game.
[03:14:46] Each map is made up of five things.
[03:14:48] Walls, floors, doorways, windows, and hatches.
[03:14:52] We're gonna cover each of them so you know what's going on.
[03:14:54] If you see walls or floors with marble, brick, or cement textures on them, they're indestructible.
[03:15:00] But, if not, impacts, grenades, even shotguns can blast right through them along with some unique
[03:15:06] operator abilities. Did I also mention that you can shoot through walls to kill other players?
[03:15:12] No? Did I also mention those same rules apply to floors and ceilings? No? Weird. Okay, well,
[03:15:18] it's not all that bad. After all, as a defender, you can just reinforce the walls to keep you
[03:15:23] protected from all the things I just mentioned, unless the attackers have a hard breach.
[03:15:28] In which case, fuck.
[03:15:30] Because of how much protection they provide, placing reinforcements during the prep phase
[03:15:34] is super important, but you don't want to accidentally give the attackers an advantage
[03:15:39] by putting them in the wrong spots.
[03:15:41] And be sure to watch your toes.
[03:15:43] While it is true that floors can't be destroyed entirely by the attackers lying to Jesus Christ,
[03:15:51] They will take every chance they can get to you later, your cheeks.
[03:15:55] Plus, I need to actually like, understand the game.
[03:15:57] This is called vertical destruction, and it can be used to clear out rooms from above or below.
[03:16:02] But that's not really beginner-friendly.
[03:16:04] So, let's just move away from vertical destruction and talk about doorways and windows.
[03:16:09] Doorways and windows are more than just that, okay?
[03:16:13] They're also specific locations that you can interact with by either barricading or using specific operator abilities.
[03:16:21] Capcan is an operator that can only place his traps on doorways and windows, and the same thing applies to operators like Castle and Aruni.
[03:16:28] Exterior doors and windows come pre-barricaded, which is a great indicator of where the outside of the map meets the inside.
[03:16:35] And lastly, all the maps have hatches.
[03:16:38] These are square, outlying spots on upper floors and roofs.
[03:16:41] Players use them for rotating to lower levels, and I say layers because either side can use them.
[03:16:48] As a defender, you could reinforce the indoor hatches to improve your defense, or you could
[03:16:53] just open it up and use it as an escape route.
[03:16:55] Actually, speaking of indoors, you do know that as a defender, you should stay indoors
[03:16:59] at all times, right?
[03:17:01] I mean, you can go outside for like a couple seconds to get a quick kill if the runout is
[03:17:06] available, but otherwise, just stay inside.
[03:17:08] Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' know that, don't you, that way, you don't need to think
[03:17:13] about that right now.
[03:17:14] And that one last final component of the maps is, of course, the default cameras.
[03:17:19] You know, those little black and white ones that sit up in the corners of the room.
[03:17:23] But guys, doesn't learning cameras only really make sense once you have the maps figured out?
[03:17:28] Or am I crazy?
[03:17:29] They're actually really useful and can help you learn the maps a lot quicker.
[03:17:34] Even the highest ranked players in the game use these cameras all the time.
[03:17:38] You know what else they use?
[03:17:39] Aim angle.
[03:17:41] And if you want to get better at the game,
[03:17:42] you gotta start using the right angles in the right spots on the right maps.
[03:17:47] And the best way to practice this is to start playing the target drill which can be found
[03:17:51] in the map training playlist.
[03:17:53] This mode allows you to select any map and play it endlessly.
[03:17:56] While not actually, they cap it at an hour for some reason.
[03:18:00] Doing this you'll learn common defender locations, you'll understand the flow and
[03:18:04] layout of the map better and yeah we're not doing any of this shit all right let's hop straight in
[03:18:21] hop straight into ranked wait do i already unlock ranked in this game
[03:18:26] Don't know Smurf so hard every game.
[03:18:31] If you asked Muda to play Siege with you he would def crash out, since he is permanently
[03:18:35] banned.
[03:18:36] Push Ned.
[03:18:37] Push Ned.
[03:18:44] He drags up in one minute, my ult's gonna be up by Van, I'll have L, B, R.
[03:19:02] haha
[03:19:19] come on
[03:19:20] read it
[03:19:22] oh my god bro
[03:19:24] i don't know why but every single time
[03:19:26] i open up like anything that has
[03:19:28] oh my i can't even talk
[03:19:30] other kind of talk like bro my mic gets so delayed like it's actually discussing
[03:19:39] yo like dude guys i'm not even kidding right now my
[03:19:46] yo okay nice sounds good he just read it what do you say
[03:19:51] Okay.
[03:19:52] Alright, is everyone ready?
[03:20:02] Muted!
[03:20:03] I am not muted, shut up!
[03:20:08] Okay, why is it taking the game this long to load up though?
[03:20:18] Is it because there's like this super intensive anti-cheat like Vanguard or what?
[03:20:29] F, F. Okay, wait, just give it a second.
[03:20:37] The Siege Client is worse than the League one.
[03:20:41] Well, genuinely how is that even possible?
[03:20:54] You're muted!
[03:20:55] I'm not muted bro, shut up!
[03:21:04] First time on Siege like I didn't play with Richie two years ago.
[03:21:07] Well, first time playing solo.
[03:21:10] I started playing with Richie two years ago and doing a, like the thing with Jinx, where
[03:21:18] we 2v2 every rank in the game, I've literally never played this game.
[03:21:24] I have like total five hours on record, you guys saw it.
[03:21:30] Bro, this launcher cannot be serious right now.
[03:21:38] What is wrong with your mic dude nothing's wrong with him my mic is fine it was a bit
[03:21:47] delayed but now it's okay.
[03:21:50] Yo you guys don't fucking fucking don't.
[03:22:01] and uh... sergeant someone so i thank you
[03:22:09] you can i want to tell me why it is with this game that it doesn't show you
[03:22:12] like how long it is loading
[03:22:14] but i could like it just shows you this little image of that's all it shows
[03:22:27] but why does it just show me this image
[03:22:29] There's no loading, there's no symbol, there's nothing.
[03:22:42] Oh, okay, wait.
[03:22:46] Ah, bro.
[03:22:49] Dude, are we serious?
[03:22:52] How many more things do I need to quake?
[03:22:59] I do not care about this anime.
[03:23:10] Alright, go.
[03:23:12] No, I do not care about this cinema!
[03:23:18] Alright, play.
[03:23:20] Okay, wait.
[03:23:22] How do I make it ranked?
[03:23:24] Guys, how do I creep for ranked?
[03:23:28] Guys, how do I creep for a ranked game?
[03:23:38] Gotta be level 50. Okay, so do I just grind quick match then?
[03:23:47] So if we just like grind quick match and I'ma get it, okay
[03:23:53] Shop
[03:23:55] Match started. Wait, we're already in?
[03:24:07] Okay, so I'm on bomb. Is this a good map?
[03:24:18] Descent. Okay, let's see.
[03:24:20] Let's go.
[03:24:27] Bro, all of these guys look fucking worthless.
[03:24:44] I guess I might as well just sit down and not even hem.
[03:24:47] Maybe like smoke?
[03:24:52] Dude, what the fuck are everyone's names?
[03:24:55] Dude, is this a fucking bot lobby?
[03:25:11] Yes?
[03:25:12] Okay, but why why are we not like loading it it says infinite time and no one's loading oh
[03:25:22] Okay, we're sorry no
[03:25:32] I don't think they would name a bot public exposure. Oh, no, that's me
[03:25:42] Yo, hello?
[03:25:49] Bro, what is this?
[03:26:00] Oh
[03:26:11] Okay, so what should I do now?
[03:26:20] What does this do? Oh
[03:26:30] okay so wait so I throw like toxic gas and it kills people
[03:26:39] well why can't I jump but you can't jump in our six spotted by what scan well
[03:26:46] what scan yo what scan located by off for
[03:26:53] Oh shit.
[03:27:03] Bro, how do I get back up there?
[03:27:49] are you fucking serious
[03:27:54] how do I spectate my teammates
[03:28:01] five
[03:28:06] bro my team is so garbage
[03:28:19] Okay guys, how do we know which which bomb said we planned to that?
[03:28:26] How do we know?
[03:28:27] Can you plan to add two or can you only plan to add one?
[03:28:32] Like how does any of this work?
[03:28:36] Change the FOV?
[03:28:40] of
[03:28:57] It's on display.
[03:29:02] Okay, nice.
[03:29:06] Now we're good.
[03:29:11] Now we're good.
[03:29:16] Wait, how is she resting?
[03:29:21] Wait, how is she resting when she's dead?
[03:29:26] change refresh rate
[03:29:35] 15 seconds left
[03:29:38] I can't
[03:29:45] go to full screen bro I know you're making me go fucking full screen
[03:29:52] So the only way to get out of 144 oh my god bro it just bugged my shit again
[03:30:01] Okay so anytime anything goes false screen it like bugs my audio okay it's
[03:30:13] get out nice it's at 60 Hertz but it about bro that way give me something
[03:30:25] that's unusable
[03:30:30] options display
[03:30:35] Yeah guys, we gotta do this, bro.
[03:30:40] I cannot go fullscreen.
[03:30:42] Like, if I go fullscreen, it fucks up my entire audio.
[03:30:49] You need to go aspect ratio 4-3.
[03:30:53] You need to go 4-3 aspect ratio with non-FOV, but we already have the FOV, so the only thing
[03:31:09] we're missing is the aspect ratio.
[03:31:14] Borderless causes input lag at rather than mic like okay, so wait guys
[03:31:23] Here we have our our bees bomb site and then over here. We have a how do I know which one to defend?
[03:31:35] Like how do I know which one to defend
[03:31:42] Defend both
[03:31:44] 10 seconds to insertion bro why the fuck am I doing 4-3
[03:31:58] No, you guys have cancer. Why did I just do this aspect ratio?
[03:32:23] Okay, so wait, how do I know where the enemy team is now?
[03:32:25] Like do I literally just have to wait in here?
[03:32:51] That's fun
[03:32:55] Guys, how do I know when they're gonna start planting?
[03:33:08] No, guys, how do I know when they start planting?
[03:33:16] You can hear it.
[03:33:23] Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't you hear them typing like keyboard?
[03:33:35] And if they plan to sit and suddenly like, they'll sit and suddenly loose us around or
[03:33:40] what?
[03:33:43] No, you can defuse sir. Oh, okay, so we're good then
[03:33:56] This is the sauce guy really just gonna drag it out all the way till the end now
[03:34:13] So you tell me now I literally need to wait until the end of the round just because one
[03:34:21] guy refuses to lose.
[03:34:23] I
[03:34:38] Fucking shit on kid
[03:34:44] Yo, am I am I playing with bots are these fucking bots?
[03:34:53] Oh my god, no.
[03:34:56] So I spawn location.
[03:34:58] So you got no fucking don't! Best hack room in the world.
[03:35:00] L.M.A.O.
[03:35:02] Okay, let's go sludge.
[03:35:05] Ooh, I'm gonna be a shotgun user like Jitty.
[03:35:14] Change ratio now? Okay, we already said.
[03:35:17] Display.
[03:35:21] Auto.
[03:35:23] Okay, so we're good all right nice all right, let's go
[03:35:40] No more settings, please yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do any more settings issues
[03:35:48] Okay, so let me get this straight
[03:35:50] I like okay wait let me see how do I how do I do this now
[03:36:02] They speak up the stairs here
[03:36:15] So I guess they're only up on the entire second floor right
[03:36:20] No one is here.
[03:36:25] Oh!
[03:36:28] Yep, they're on the second floor.
[03:36:33] He's in the bathroom.
[03:36:38] Okay, so now let's go.
[03:36:43] Wait, how do we do this now?
[03:36:47] Oh, we're in here, that's why.
[03:36:53] Wait, we're going on the fucking roof?
[03:36:56] Bro, this seems creep as fuck, though.
[03:36:59] what the fuck?
[03:37:20] Yo what was that?
[03:37:28] Okay, let me see.
[03:37:36] What's this?
[03:37:46] How do I throw out another thing?
[03:37:58] What the fuck, yo, guys, what the fuck is going on, use G?
[03:38:23] Oh, I thought that was the guy.
[03:38:25] Wait, is that it?
[03:38:28] YO WHAT THE F**K?!
[03:38:30] Where am I ta- wait, what was that?
[03:38:35] Am I like-
[03:38:38] Yo, what was that?
[03:38:45] You're so s**t! Are you guys retarded?
[03:38:48] There were literally two people there!
[03:38:50] Can you do a good one?
[03:39:10] I'm going fuse!
[03:39:13] Oh yeah!
[03:39:18] Okay.
[03:39:19] Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
[03:39:29] Best hacker in the world.
[03:39:31] You're getting it killed, teammates of Fuse.
[03:39:34] No I'm not.
[03:39:35] It's here just because it was on lucky.
[03:39:38] Oh my god, I'm not in game that was actually just on lucky.
[03:39:44] 4 is reinforcing its location.
[03:39:49] Okay, so I want to enter through this door.
[03:39:54] Why could I not enter through here last time?
[03:40:14] So where are they?
[03:40:25] Sir Snowman in here.
[03:40:28] Enemy identified.
[03:40:29] Okay so wait where did I even like go in from there?
[03:40:36] I was this or
[03:40:58] guys how do I use my drone
[03:41:06] They're not upstairs?
[03:41:36] Don't I might actually be crazy at this game
[03:42:06] Where is he?
[03:42:10] He's got where he is!
[03:42:30] Oh my god! Where the fuck are you?!
[03:42:34] What? Oh my god.
[03:42:41] Wait, guys, am I like actually naturally gifted?
[03:42:48] Wait.
[03:42:57] Who should I be?
[03:42:59] Denari.
[03:43:04] I can't escape that, can't run!
[03:43:14] Alright, nice, I'm ready.
[03:43:24] Oh, ungrateful!
[03:43:27] Wait, what do you mean ungrateful, Aidan?
[03:43:30] And oh shit, Rukulan!
[03:43:32] I'm gonna give the pre-shot. Thank you.
[03:43:34] And I KOF had 7-2-1-SK macro to re-thumb the sub.
[03:43:37] 4-3-2-1-SK is all I can say.
[03:43:39] Thank you guys.
[03:43:41] And the 100-3-2-1-SK.
[03:43:42] Yo, you guys know what the fuck is going on?
[03:43:44] Ace is wild.
[03:43:46] You get gold in placements easy.
[03:43:48] Bro, I'm not even kidding.
[03:43:51] I'm actually kind of insane at this game.
[03:43:53] Like guys, tell me my aim there wasn't crazy.
[03:43:56] Tell me my aim wasn't actually like insane though.
[03:44:02] Okay, so let's see.
[03:44:13] That's one.
[03:44:17] That's two.
[03:44:25] That's three.
[03:44:26] That's four.
[03:44:28] And then if they come in from the outside, boom.
[03:44:35] Fucking destroyed.
[03:44:36] 10 seconds left.
[03:44:37] Okay, so guys, we're all like, I can't wait to actually, but if I just hit in here, and
[03:44:47] I fucking waited for someone, I'll have her shot.
[03:44:50] Yo, we got a little motherfucking donald.
[03:44:52] Best hack room in the world.
[03:44:54] and uh... lucky to have yourself all come
[03:45:10] since birth i wait here
[03:45:17] What the fuck?
[03:45:19] Yo
[03:45:20] What the fuck was that?
[03:45:27] Wha-
[03:45:27] Where's everyone dying from?
[03:45:35] Yo where's everyone dying from?
[03:45:47] wait guys am I no no no could I be champion in this game yes or no could I
[03:46:16] actually be champion
[03:46:25] but i got MVP
[03:46:30] keep playing as a team yeah fuck no
[03:46:32] so how much xp do i get for that
[03:46:39] Ooh, wait, I want to play ranked.
[03:46:50] Ace of the sleep.
[03:46:51] Those moves are so hard every game.
[03:46:54] Guys, guys, how do I open ranked?
[03:46:59] How do I open ranked?
[03:47:06] It takes 40 hours to hit level 50.
[03:47:09] So wait, how the fuck did Senna do it then?
[03:47:12] Because there was no way she played 50 hours of this game, just to still be like Copper
[03:47:16] Five, right?
[03:47:25] He bought an account?
[03:47:36] Play quick matches and normals.
[03:47:37] Yeah, but wouldn't it be better for me to actually grind the...
[03:47:41] It would be better for me to grind this shit, no?
[03:47:44] And then I get better through norms and then afterwards I go to ranked.
[03:47:49] Yes, okay.
[03:47:54] Ooh, Diddy's Island.
[03:47:59] Oh, I remember this map!
[03:48:04] Hooka Lounge.
[03:48:05] I remember this map.
[03:48:06] This one and me and Jinx, we played.
[03:48:11] Guys, can I be a one-trick of someone?
[03:48:14] What if I want a one-trick of someone?
[03:48:17] Who should I one-trick?
[03:48:28] Mute? Wait, what about Capcan?
[03:48:30] Wait, what if I want an OTP Capcan? Does that work?
[03:48:41] You guys know motherfuckin' don't!
[03:48:47] You're a crouch.
[03:48:48] You are hilarious, bro.
[03:48:51] Thank you, bro.
[03:48:54] Okay.
[03:48:55] Okay.
[03:48:56] So, that's two.
[03:48:57] Let's get another one in here.
[03:49:02] So, that's three.
[03:49:05] So that's three
[03:49:11] That's four
[03:49:17] Five seconds all right back to bomb sites, let's go
[03:49:22] Guys why send no mini map in this game you guys are fucking literal NPCs by the way
[03:49:35] You have cams?
[03:49:55] South hallway danger.
[03:50:02] Okay, nobody's walking here.
[03:50:12] Oh my god!
[03:50:26] Oh my god, holy fuck!
[03:50:31] Literally triple kill!
[03:50:35] Guys, I actually got a fucking triple!
[03:50:46] You need to use Q and E to lean, sure.
[03:50:49] Gigi just said diamond in rocket league, but next it's rocket in actual league.
[03:51:02] Okay, so now what do we fortify?
[03:51:09] Am I doing the right thing by the way with like these cap can traps here?
[03:51:18] I assume so, right? Like you just want to do every doorway that leads into bomb sites?
[03:51:25] Yes, but look even lower.
[03:51:30] Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
[03:51:33] AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
[03:51:40] Okay.
[03:51:45] Okay.
[03:51:47] I don't think they can shoot me from anywhere in here.
[03:52:17] I'm sure you're gonna be able to do it.
[03:52:24] I'm sure you're gonna be able to do it.
[03:52:31] I'm sure you're gonna be able to do it.
[03:52:39] holly
[03:52:46] the
[03:53:04] shit
[03:53:04] the fuck is going on
[03:53:16] Nice! Easy as fuck.
[03:53:25] Okay, so, press 5 for cams.
[03:53:28] Okay, yeah, but how do I figure out where we are on the map though?
[03:53:34] But genuinely, how do I figure out where the fuck we are on the map?
[03:53:40] Like, that's what I want to know.
[03:53:42] Okay, so what I'll do is I'll be an OTP, oh yeah, I'm gonna be an OTP 6P41.
[03:53:55] And then what I'm gonna do is every time, I'm just gonna use smoke grenade, smoke.
[03:54:04] heck room in the world you say k12 no i k12 but shit
[03:54:11] friendly drone deployed up for is reinforcing the location
[03:54:19] okay so this is main four oh they're securing main four okay so they're on
[03:54:25] main four
[03:54:28] Are any of them up are any of them up?
[03:54:44] So everyone's on main four
[03:54:54] All right everyone main four
[03:54:58] location that they use it. Just like in the game. I know.
[03:55:02] Hold on. Sure.
[03:55:28] Okay, room cleared.
[03:55:44] Let's gooooo!
[03:55:49] Bro, am I actually just like the most insane fucking player ever?
[03:55:56] like guys I might genuinely be one of those insane players ever not even kidding
[03:56:07] dude okay real talk though is every game this easy when am I gonna get a real
[03:56:17] challenge bro what how do I switch match type play because right now open
[03:56:32] squad panel maybe no my guys how do I join a normal game because this is quick
[03:56:40] match open packs now you need level 15 are you fucking kidding sir tell me that
[03:56:52] I'm literally just playing with bots until level 15 so I'm playing bots so I'll
[03:56:57] level 15 are you guys actually trolling?
[03:57:13] no it's only until level 5 but I'm already level 5 though
[03:57:20] Okay, let's spawn and street.
[03:57:36] Oh my god bro.
[03:57:38] This guy has a light machine gun too.
[03:57:41] Yep, I'm going to be honest bro, I think guys have a light machine gun, I should there
[03:57:55] just go crazy on.
[03:57:57] Like genuinely bro, imagine me just spamming light machine guns.
[03:58:04] Okay, let's go.
[03:58:10] Go FENKA!
[03:58:11] Oh, let's see what's happening.
[03:58:20] So are they on the second floor?
[03:58:23] Nope.
[03:58:24] Bro, where are they?
[03:58:32] they must be on the third four then
[03:58:41] what
[03:58:46] well how is the enemy team hiding in this fall
[03:58:55] wait what the fuck
[03:59:01] okay let's go
[03:59:11] wait there's a basement
[03:59:18] of
[03:59:28] of
[03:59:50] I
[03:59:58] My teammate
[04:00:09] Nice, bro, I think I'm actually like insanely talented at this shit
[04:00:20] Bro, you suck. I haven't lost a single game yet. Where's Finca? But they have Twitch.
[04:00:35] The what?
[04:00:47] Oh, here.
[04:00:49] Ooh, that kind of looks...
[04:00:53] Oh, okay.
[04:00:55] Alright, let's see it.
[04:01:02] I see the yellow bomb icons where they are, but I don't understand this. How do I use my drone after I've already used one?
[04:01:11] Like, where's my second drone?
[04:01:13] 4 is in the 14th location.
[04:01:18] Near press 5? Okay.
[04:01:29] Okay, so I think the enemy team is on the second floor now.
[04:01:32] and
[04:01:42] so it
[04:01:43] but there's no one in here though
[04:01:46] bro what the fuck is this shit
[04:01:55] five is to watch six is for new drone oh okay okay
[04:02:02] th
[04:02:12] th
[04:02:14] th
[04:02:16] th
[04:02:19] th
[04:02:22] th
[04:02:26] th
[04:02:28] of
[04:02:41] the
[04:02:43] one of the scrimmage has fucking hackers among the five
[04:02:58] Oh found you
[04:03:18] Let's go easy as fuck bro
[04:03:22] holy fuck bro guys is this game supposed to be hard but I'm literally on like this
[04:03:33] game is my third game win streak you're not good yeah bros coping hard as fuck
[04:03:45] I'm literally third game win streak
[04:03:52] Yo, you guys know motherfuckin' don't?
[04:03:56] Best half of the world.
[04:03:58] Thank you.
[04:04:00] And, uh, Ack, Theron the Prime, Yankee Theron the Prime, and so on, and Crim Theron the
[04:04:04] three months, and Jay Theron the three months as well.
[04:04:06] Thank you guys.
[04:04:07] And, uh, Lucky Theron the Sub too.
[04:04:12] Alright.
[04:04:14] Yous a shotgun?
[04:04:15] Yeah, I am.
[04:04:22] guys what if I told you oh yeah okay so now we gotta do this so one bottom one
[04:04:44] bottom. One top. Then we'll do...
[04:05:01] Nice! There it is.
[04:05:14] I'm going to get you out of here.
[04:05:44] I
[04:06:14] Oh my god, yo
[04:06:22] Yo
[04:06:27] Bro
[04:06:30] Guys, I might be the next bro. Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald. Oh my god in the world
[04:06:40] No, bro, I might be the next the next fucking rainbow six
[04:06:44] How can't you escape that can't run?
[04:06:50] I'm lucky they're in the gift and Sergio there in the prime. Thank you guys.
[04:06:59] Guys, oh my god.
[04:07:06] Oh my god, wind's shying high, wind's shying high!
[04:07:11] Okay, let's go.
[04:07:14] Let's land on ventilation.
[04:07:23] Capitao!
[04:07:37] I need a lot of people that can use light machine guns.
[04:07:43] I don't know how this guy's ability works, but I'm just gonna use him because he has a machine gun.
[04:08:01] He injects cluster bombs. Yeah bro, you might as well be speaking Chinese for all I know what that means.
[04:08:06] HAHAHAHA!
[04:08:08] Can't escape that! Can't run!
[04:08:10] HAHAHAHA!
[04:08:17] Can't see where they are.
[04:08:24] Second floor?
[04:08:33] Why is no one here?
[04:08:36] Third floor.
[04:08:39] Third floor.
[04:08:41] I need to spot on third floor.
[04:08:53] Captain, let's go.
[04:09:06] Wait, how do I use my drone?
[04:09:32] What?
[04:09:54] Reloading!
[04:09:56] to the
[04:10:03] what the fuck wait no one's on top for
[04:10:26] Oh
[04:10:44] Oh
[04:10:49] Okay, I should not bad though
[04:10:51] What the f*** is that game play?
[04:11:07] You put a bomb on the wall that shoots grenades on the other side?
[04:11:10] Bro, that...
[04:11:11] Okay, I'm just gonna say this champion f***ing sucks.
[04:11:17] I think I'm just gonna go Thermite.
[04:11:28] Yo, what?
[04:11:35] They're called the operators, alright, bro.
[04:11:43] Buy Skopos, once you get renown, he's perfect for gameplay.
[04:11:46] Who the fuck is Scopos?
[04:12:00] A woman in a wheelchair. Alright, you're fucked up for saying that.
[04:12:09] Okay, I'm gonna go on second floor. Go on second floor.
[04:12:16] They're on second floor, they're on second floor.
[04:12:26] Ten seconds to insertion.
[04:12:31] Insertion in five seconds.
[04:12:34] Alright, let's do it, now we go.
[04:12:46] of
[04:13:30] Hey!
[04:13:35] How do I, how do I rest? How do I rest?
[04:13:39] No. No!
[04:13:41] Oh my god, we're gonna lose.
[04:13:47] Wait guys, genuinely how did I die there? How did I die there?
[04:13:51] Because of friendly fire.
[04:14:04] So wait, if you kill one of your teammates, it auto kills you?
[04:14:08] What kind of fucking bullshit is that?
[04:14:14] It's because you killed another teammate, yeah, but it's all my fault bro.
[04:14:33] They literally walked into me.
[04:14:37] Guys, how do I enable VC?
[04:14:41] Where's my team?
[04:14:43] Yo!
[04:15:05] Yo!
[04:15:10] Yo!
[04:15:12] Yo team!
[04:15:18] Yo!
[04:15:20] Yo, what's good?
[04:15:25] Oh, why's your mic like really loud, man?
[04:15:29] Why's your headset really loud?
[04:15:36] That was a joke you were supposed to laugh.
[04:15:40] Haha, hello, very good
[04:15:48] Yo, give me advice how do I play this game?
[04:15:53] I just started the game. Wait, why'd you just start playing?
[04:16:02] Cuz that Michael's a pregnant so I have to pay the bills
[04:16:10] You uh, you what?
[04:16:16] I got my cousin pregnant, so I have to pay the bills.
[04:16:25] Okay, and why'd you do that exactly?
[04:16:28] Man, I was watching the movie, right?
[04:16:33] and uh...
[04:16:34] it's kinda slipped in
[04:16:36] and it was a non purpose just
[04:16:39] this happens
[04:17:16] Here's about a fall off, gang.
[04:17:18] Yo, you got your cousin pregnant.
[04:17:20] Did you have a lot more to worry about than that?
[04:17:26] Way to be with.
[04:17:30] Yay, get your boys.
[04:17:32] Let's go.
[04:17:38] What's your name?
[04:17:39] Why's your name public exposure?
[04:17:42] No, bro, your child is about to be end, but you are worried about the wrong things right now, son.
[04:17:52] I feel like I know you.
[04:18:00] Okay, why am I still level five?
[04:18:06] Guys, why am I still level five?
[04:18:12] Buy XP boosters.
[04:18:17] Bro, I literally can't have like zero gold.
[04:18:24] It takes 500 games for level 50.
[04:18:28] Yo, that's crazy.
[04:18:33] Yo, anybody here?
[04:18:35] Yo, anyone here?
[04:18:40] Yo.
[04:18:41] Yo.
[04:18:46] Yo.
[04:18:47] Guys, I'm going to be real, I really feel like this bulletproof camera shit is the worst
[04:18:55] thing ever.
[04:18:56] Am I crazy?
[04:18:57] Boy, guys, if Sinna bought a level 50 account, how did she not get banned?
[04:19:19] genuine question
[04:19:29] you're ready to engage up for
[04:19:31] you be soft doesn't care
[04:19:42] also i've heard these cap can traps do legit nothing my crazy
[04:19:46] how many cap can traps does it take to kill somebody?
[04:19:58] it takes two, oh ok
[04:20:03] oh can i take one of these?
[04:20:16] guys, it doesn't matter if it's an open mic, nobody else is here
[04:21:34] for last upstanding.
[04:22:04] Oh
[04:22:09] Very fucking go
[04:22:16] Okay, so guys, what am I doing wrong so far because I swear right now it's actually been like chill no
[04:22:23] Like I feel like I'm playing really good. Yo, you guys know motherfucking Donald best hacker in the world
[04:22:29] You're doing everything wrong, all right? Well, that's helpful.
[04:22:43] GenC only plays shotgun so it can be useful to the team and rotate.
[04:22:52] Really?
[04:22:59] Check your cams by clicking 5, okay?
[04:23:02] But I mean, dude, does checking cams even matter if I know nothing about the maps?
[04:23:12] Like, real talk.
[04:23:14] Yes?
[04:23:29] of
[04:23:58] Oh, shh.
[04:24:00] Yeah, I'm ready to activate.
[04:24:24] Can I press myself?
[04:24:26] NO!
[04:24:32] Okay, so I guess I should never try to make hero plays.
[04:24:36] Because now I try doing like a hero play, but I guess that's like retarded.
[04:24:49] Disable this map from the pool so I'm played in ranked.
[04:24:53] How many maps are played in ranked?
[04:24:56] how many okay let me turn off push to talk
[04:25:26] I thought this game had cars that shoot soccer balls into goals.
[04:25:35] Can you only buzz yourself in your dock or FENKA?
[04:25:49] So let's try spawning in.
[04:25:51] That's why I'm with our team.
[04:26:07] All right, nice, not ready.
[04:26:14] Use a 1.5x scope? Yeah, I don't know how to do that.
[04:26:18] Okay, so now, all we have to do is win one more and we win the game.
[04:26:34] Press 7.
[04:26:46] Magnified.
[04:26:48] barrels
[04:27:10] insertion in 10 seconds
[04:27:15] oh my god this spot will go fucking crazy
[04:27:17] oh i'm ready for it
[04:27:45] It was very close.
[04:28:03] Okay, so how do we enter now?
[04:28:15] I
[04:28:33] The fuck what the fuck
[04:28:35] YAAAAAAAHHH WHAAAAAT?!
[04:28:37] I mean dude I'm gonna be real my teammate fucking suck balls dude my teammate literally blocks in front of me while I was shooting you
[04:28:51] cannot blame me on that like he's literally brain dead
[04:28:56] Like guys you literally can arm blame me like my teammate was actually brain dad
[04:29:11] Okay, so what should I buy with 5,000 renown
[04:29:17] Operators
[04:29:19] guys who's like who's like the easiest guy to use I can just one be nine
[04:29:33] hottest fuck buck what about buck
[04:29:38] by Scopos. Bro, isn't that the disabled person? Where's she? She's not in here.
[04:30:07] Bruh, ain't no way you want me to pilot fucking robots, like what?
[04:30:37] ooooh wait this could be interesting
[04:30:40] get blitz? where's blitz?
[04:30:54] yeah I don't need to see the animation bro
[04:30:59] alright let's go I'm ready now
[04:31:04] How the fuck oh, I am level six. Okay nice sweet. Where do I get my XP boost from?
[04:31:13] Well, where do you buy the XP boost in the shop?
[04:31:25] You have to where?
[04:31:27] Click on Renown, Menu, Go to Play, Boosters,
[04:31:50] Nice! Okay, so we activated. Ooh, yikes! This looks interesting.
[04:32:02] I'm not gonna lie to you guys, this one looks interesting.
[04:32:10] thing. Okay, so where's the guy just unlocked? Oh, it's an attacker, not a defender. I think
[04:32:26] I'm just gonna OTP fucking cap can, Loki. Bro, dude, genuine question. Do you see her
[04:32:38] like rolling around or no like I should just like rolling around or no no it's
[04:32:53] just robots oh okay okay you need to use your cap can trap on a gas pipe
[04:33:06] Does that really work? What the fuck?
[04:33:17] Yes?
[04:33:21] Wait, are there gas pipes on this map though? Cause I'd be willing to.
[04:33:27] Be ready to eliminate hostiles.
[04:33:36] I'm trying to keep an eye on the floor.
[04:33:52] The Loki gained a bit better with these Capcom traps.
[04:34:02] 10 seconds
[04:34:07] Five seconds in counting
[04:34:12] Bomb located by Osborne
[04:34:32] Ready for coming.
[04:34:38] Target located.
[04:34:42] Where are they?
[04:34:55] Target detected. Sexy floor.
[04:36:02] I'm standing.
[04:36:32] I
[04:36:42] Was this guy fucking serious
[04:36:57] 15 seconds left
[04:37:03] Yo, what was that?
[04:37:11] So wait that guy was literally just walking at us with a shield active. What the fuck was that shit?
[04:37:22] Cap can
[04:37:28] All right
[04:37:30] playing mute bro I'm not playing mute I'm there just one chicken cap cap can
[04:37:35] bro I'm there just one chicken cap can it's the easiest guy in the game I'm
[04:37:40] not going mute
[04:37:47] like think about it bro this is literally being smart
[04:38:00] Never play shields! Would you play the most cancer champs in the world?
[04:38:05] Yes? Are you fucking kidding me bro?
[04:38:07] What do you think Hecarim is?
[04:39:00] the
[04:39:13] Oh
[04:39:39] Reloading
[04:40:13] Oh my god
[04:40:18] Bro
[04:40:23] Holy shit
[04:40:27] Yo, you guys know motherfucking don't best heck room in the world. Yo, dude, that's actually crazy
[04:40:38] Holy fuck
[04:40:40] It's a learning dude. We literally just won b5 that what the fuck where's blitz
[04:40:53] Yo, where the fuck is blitz
[04:40:56] Yo, what my brain dad
[04:41:05] It's a yellow icon, okay
[04:41:10] I beg you, don't play Blitz, bro, chill.
[04:41:24] Second row, third icon, okay.
[04:41:29] That's like playing Teemo.
[04:41:31] You guys just envy my baseness.
[04:41:56] okay so they're all like second four
[04:42:04] so they're all like second four below
[04:42:26] I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the hill.
[04:42:56] Oh, so you only got one plush.
[04:43:25] What's wrong with this shit?
[04:43:33] What?
[04:43:35] Ow, what the fuck?
[04:43:53] Dude!
[04:43:54] How retarded is this shit?
[04:43:59] Wait...
[04:44:00] Hehehehe
[04:44:02] So you're telling me
[04:44:04] I can go around flash banging people?
[04:44:12] Bro
[04:44:13] What am I even playing?
[04:44:18] Guys, is it normal that on my first day of playing
[04:44:21] I already have like two aces.
[04:44:25] Is that like normal?
[04:44:27] Like first ever day playing and I have two aces.
[04:44:33] Is it normal or is it a mood a moment?
[04:44:45] Mood a moment, really.
[04:44:51] So you guys are telling me that I'm just naturally gifted.
[04:44:55] Also, do you guys want to hear something funny?
[04:44:58] Because I always keep my door shut and my PC's in my room, my room is always 32 degrees
[04:45:03] Celsius.
[04:45:05] The Sahara Desert is 37.
[04:45:09] Dude, it's like I'm playing in the fucking Sahara Desert, bro.
[04:45:16] Not even joking.
[04:45:19] You're literally playing the equipment of ARAM-only droids in Quickmatch, it's all AI.
[04:45:34] Well someone sounds jealous.
[04:45:43] with humans, I can't. Like I legitimately don't know how to. Okay, I'd rather do iron sights.
[04:46:10] more damage with this, more movement speed with this, there we go.
[04:46:26] Never do iron sights, why not?
[04:46:32] wait why would I never do iron sights explain it makes it harder to aim
[04:46:49] Yo, you guys know motherfuckers, don't you?
[04:46:53] I'm the best hacker in the world.
[04:46:57] Iron is basically no sites, you need the rounded one.
[04:47:07] Really, okay.
[04:47:09] Dude, guys, I think we found the number one Blitzhater.
[04:47:17] No honor. Never play shields. Would you play the most cancer-chops in Locke? I'd, bro, never
[04:47:28] stop putting my lobbies. I beg you, don't play Blitz. Jenny would not approve. Jenny
[04:47:35] would disown you. Jenny would disown you. Like, dude, this guy literally got completely
[04:47:42] traumatized by some fucker in his games playing blitz not gonna lie this ok
[04:48:10] looks like a real lobby.
[04:48:40] I
[04:49:02] Know what yo, what the fuck was that what the fuck was that?
[04:49:10] This is a real game, oh my god.
[04:49:18] Guys, that was really bad, okay be honest with me, is that because I was using the bad
[04:49:30] scope probably right?
[04:49:32] Okay, let's use this and then we'll go back to vertical grip.
[04:49:39] All right, there we go. I think we're gonna
[04:49:49] Let's go this you guys know motherfucking don't
[04:49:52] Best heck room in the world. Okay. No, we're good. No, we're gonna get you came up again
[04:49:56] Or a genuine person in the space and I hope the best for you. It's good buddy
[04:50:00] use cap con against brava dude i don't know about any counters i'm just a cap con otp
[04:50:17] i'm a jitter cap con otp like you have to understand this
[04:50:22] yo you guys know motherfucking donal best hechrom in the world
[04:50:25] your trouble don't use i just want to say thank you for the content
[04:50:29] i've been going through a really rough break-up and your streams have
[04:50:33] been going about it my mind off of it
[04:50:37] okay i'm gonna be i'm gonna keep it a stock with you guys so my team fucking
[04:50:39] sucks balls
[04:50:44] How do I even do this?
[04:50:46] Can't right position.
[04:50:49] Fuck.
[04:50:51] Deploying cinema!
[04:50:53] More connections to Severos.
[04:50:57] Alright, son.
[04:50:59] We clear up the process zone.
[04:51:05] Ten seconds to insertion.
[04:51:07] I'm deploying ADS.
[04:51:10] Five seconds to insertion.
[04:51:12] I don't think anybody can shoot me from behind here.
[04:51:36] I
[04:52:00] Like is this real is this fucking real?
[04:52:06] Oh my fucking god we actually lost
[04:52:12] Bro, oh my god, it's gonna be my first ever loss
[04:52:20] Dude my team fucking sucks, bro
[04:52:27] Yeah, I should have two players that even have a single kill
[04:52:30] Holy fuck.
[04:52:37] Yeah, that's the only way we're winning this.
[04:52:46] Let's go.
[04:52:55] Bro, this is the only way we're winning this.
[04:53:03] Play with Jiddy if you want so I'm down.
[04:53:12] All right, let's see what we do now.
[04:53:24] Friendly drone deployed, op4 is being forced to relocation.
[04:53:28] So where do we check in from here now?
[04:53:37] Try not to crouch, okay.
[04:53:40] So what is the enemies?
[04:53:47] They're all second first floor.
[04:53:56] Jiddy is watching?
[04:53:57] Yo, Jiddy, I'm about to show you the greatest blitz you've ever seen in your life.
[04:54:02] Watch this shit, bro.
[04:54:04] 5 seconds to insertion.
[04:54:06] Alright guys.
[04:54:08] we lose this we got our first ever r6 loss
[04:54:20] how do i like
[04:54:25] how do i melee it?
[04:54:29] jiddy is calling
[04:54:36] I'm about to get my first ever loss in this game if I don't lock in.
[04:54:45] You're okay so you're on siege today?
[04:54:48] Dude I'm on a four game win streak I'm literally ripping ass in the shirt right now.
[04:54:57] Wait why does your mic talk again?
[04:54:59] Yo it's up.
[04:55:02] Why does your mic sound double?
[04:55:03] Are you talking in game chat?
[04:55:04] Ah, wait give me a second, give me a second.
[04:55:06] I wanna hear the game sound but not like...
[04:55:09] You sound like Optimus Prime.
[04:55:11] Okay wait, is this better?
[04:55:15] Talk?
[04:55:16] Yo, it's up.
[04:55:17] No, it sounds like...
[04:55:19] You're talking from game chat I think, I don't even know.
[04:55:22] Bro, wait...
[04:55:24] What?
[04:55:25] It's only when I play your screen share audio.
[04:55:27] Oh, okay wait, I have a disabled though.
[04:55:30] Wait, where is this?
[04:55:34] Why is your game audio sound like that, bro, it's disabled. Oh wait, I think someone's coming
[04:55:46] Fuck
[04:55:48] I
[04:56:05] What the fuck was that shit bro
[04:56:08] What the actual fuck? Oh, bro, bro. He was literally hacking
[04:56:12] I don't know if you noticed but I sent him twice and he didn't have any visual like change whatsoever
[04:56:18] okay so the first thing you have to learn about blitz is that blitz only
[04:56:26] flashes them if they're close range you have to be close to them to flash them
[04:56:29] okay you can't do it from far so how do I like actually play like a real normal
[04:56:37] game because when I'm only doing kick quick play I actually don't know bro I
[04:56:44] I actually don't know. Um, I think the only way you can play is by doing casual because you're like level 10
[04:56:51] I'll play with you if you want though. Yeah, wait, uh, okay
[04:56:54] So if you leave my screen share does it saw a double audio or no?
[04:57:00] I don't know I just I just left it though. I just left it. Okay, but it's good now. Yeah, okay
[04:57:06] Hold up. Let me invite you bro. Okay. I'm ready
[04:57:09] Did it did it didn't
[04:57:11] Now bro do you want to play unranked or casual?
[04:57:15] Uh, the problem is that wait what's the difference between unranked and casual?
[04:57:19] Unranked is literally ranked but there's no
[04:57:23] elo, casual is short games. Yeah, let's do unranked then.
[04:57:26] Bro what is your current level? What is your current level?
[04:57:30] Seven. Oh god I think we can only play casual.
[04:57:34] So without this what is your gold in seeds bro? What's your gold?
[04:57:37] I want to hit gold.
[04:57:43] In this economy?
[04:57:46] What do you mean in this economy, bro?
[04:57:47] I can't do it.
[04:57:49] What I'm saying is like in rank 3.0, they made it really hard to rank up.
[04:57:54] Dude, Sina played for like, what, 70 hours chat and was d-ranked from bronze 3 to bronze 5?
[04:58:01] Yeah, but that's Sina.
[04:58:02] Like, dude, I'm telling you, wait, wait, come to think of it,
[04:58:06] Didn't it's Timmy play for like 15 days and he's only on road? Yes, bro in ranked 3.0. It's um
[04:58:14] Yo chat, I'm gonna be honest. I don't think Timmy
[04:58:17] In the current elo system could get champ unless you start stacking with people, you know
[04:58:22] Wait, Jenny. What if we played this siege cup thing?
[04:58:30] It's a great idea, bro, we'll definitely win wait, but can you play it?
[04:58:34] Can you play it I don't know it says registration in 12 minutes would have access it or no
[04:58:40] Here wait join up join up join up. Let me see. Okay. Did you send me the invite?
[04:58:45] Yes, Chad, do you need a full-blown stack to do siege cup or can you just do a?
[04:58:52] Oh
[04:58:54] Do you need a full-blown stack or can you just fill in?
[04:58:58] Can you fill in?
[04:58:59] All right, I mean
[04:59:04] You need a whole stack? Okay. Um, what level do you have to be? Because I don't know what level do you have to be?
[04:59:10] What level?
[04:59:14] Get a stack yeah, but if he's not the high enough level where does he be getting a stack for like nothing? Oh
[04:59:20] You have to be level 50 you can't bro don't that's I'm gonna be honest. You should just buy an account
[04:59:25] Wait, really?
[04:59:27] Yo, don't this let me make something clear to you, bro
[04:59:29] Well, not by an account, but you should just find your old account.
[04:59:33] Let me make something clear to you, though.
[04:59:37] You know, not T.O.S., but Douglas, you played like years ago, right?
[04:59:42] Yeah, I think I remembered.
[04:59:44] But I have a question, though.
[04:59:45] Because like, wouldn't it be like League?
[04:59:47] Like if I just remembered my old account's information, I would get fucked on every game?
[04:59:52] No, so you just thought it was brutal as League.
[04:59:55] As long as you can hit heads, you'll get somewhat far in this game, kid.
[04:59:58] Now let me be clear to you, bro.
[05:00:00] Clear to you.
[05:00:01] Um.
[05:00:02] Ah.
[05:00:03] Hi, guys.
[05:00:04] Pick up the phone.
[05:00:09] I think I know your old account, Dantez.
[05:00:10] Wait, wait, wait, really?
[05:00:12] Wait, JD, do you want to see my 1v5 ace?
[05:00:15] Yes, one second.
[05:00:17] Let me call Hi, guys, for the quick.
[05:00:19] Okay.
[05:00:20] Yo, Hi, guys, do you remember Dantez's old account?
[05:00:25] Yeah, I think I can get it. Yeah. Yeah, just send it to Dante's or me his old account.
[05:00:35] I bet I'll work on it. Yeah. Okay, Dante's, let me be clear to you, bro.
[05:00:42] I'm listening. The biggest problem with Rainbow Six Siege is getting to level 50. Most players quit before they reach level 50.
[05:00:53] 50
[05:00:55] But why how many games does it even take um, I mean chat how many hours like a hundred hours
[05:01:02] I'm not even trolling like maybe 60 hours of play time 70 hours
[05:01:07] My honesty don't even know
[05:01:10] Here show me your ace well put it in discord put it a clip. Okay look at this
[05:01:16] Well, Jain see when you see this you're gonna realize I'm actually like I'm gonna be like the next stop a spoilt
[05:01:23] Not that I'm watching the clip right now here. We go. All right, let's go. Well you already got an ace
[05:01:30] That's kind of impressive bro. I feel like it takes people months to get their first ace. Let's see
[05:01:34] I don't know if Doka B has a headset plugged in.
[05:02:02] Okay, don't test. One of your issues is you're slightly over reloading.
[05:02:07] Rainbow Six Eater is a one-shot headshot game, so if you have like 20 bullets, try not to reload,
[05:02:12] because the problem is if you reload, sometimes you'll just get caught reloading and die.
[05:02:16] Wait, so if anyone in the game, you can just one-shot headshot?
[05:02:19] Yes, any gun in the game. Any gun in the game, like anything.
[05:02:23] What the fuck?
[05:02:24] Okay, and right now, like, what do you think I'm gonna say is the problem with right now?
[05:02:34] I'm rushing, but the thing is it's like running across the map for a pen to kill.
[05:02:38] Like, I feel like when you're one off an ace, you have to do this.
[05:02:41] No, 100%, I agree.
[05:02:43] But the issue with right now, it's not even that, that's fine.
[05:02:46] That's called being a siege player.
[05:02:48] The issue is you're aiming at penis level, bro.
[05:02:50] If an enemy sees you you're gonna have to shoot them four times to kill them
[05:02:54] Well, you need to get in the habit of is aiming high aiming head level and I can show you what that is. Okay
[05:03:06] Not bad kid
[05:03:09] So be honest if you had to raid my level as a siege player, what rank would you give me right now?
[05:03:14] I
[05:03:20] Would would three
[05:03:22] Dude, I just got an ace. How the and I would I would give your enemies dirt five
[05:03:29] You shot somebody and then don't gonna be turned her back to you, but not bad like
[05:03:36] Listen, bro. I don't know if I got an ace that quick bro at level seven. I didn't know if I got an ace, bro
[05:03:41] Now let me invite you man. I
[05:03:44] Wait, thank you for being a positive member of siege. Oh, no worries guys
[05:03:50] We actually I should probably save these I should save these
[05:03:53] Okay, don't test listen up, bro. I'm listening. Oh, I'm ice-golden. Oh my god. Yes
[05:03:58] Yo, I was what up? Yo
[05:04:05] Add you to a discord group with me and out test
[05:04:10] Yo, have I found your old account on this?
[05:04:14] I JUST GOT A BLACK ICE!
[05:04:16] On who?
[05:04:17] Uhhh...
[05:04:18] No, I'm just...
[05:04:19] On what gun?
[05:04:20] No, I'm laughing, I'm laughing.
[05:04:21] WHAT THE FUCK?!
[05:04:23] Let's go!
[05:04:23] Bro, okay, wait, I'm saying...
[05:04:25] Heheheheh...
[05:04:31] Alright, I'm in.
[05:04:33] Alright, so Dantez, cardinal sin, bro.
[05:04:35] Don't lie about pulling a black ice, bro.
[05:04:37] That's kind of fucked up.
[05:04:38] Okay, my bad, my bad.
[05:04:39] That's literally fucked up, bro.
[05:04:41] They kind of ruin black eyes is with the whole black market thing or the whole
[05:04:46] Ubisoft marketplace they kind of ruin a chat. I'm gonna be honest
[05:04:50] Bro all these months you've been teaching me League of Legends now it's time for you to step into my domains, bro into my shit
[05:04:56] No, yeah, I thought it's what I'm doing. Yeah, yeah
[05:04:59] Yo, don't does what you playing through steam?
[05:05:04] Yes
[05:05:05] All right. Well
[05:05:08] can you
[05:05:10] Exit out of exit of Rainbow Six huge and then go to the bottom left search bar and type UB soft
[05:05:16] And you should see UB soft connect. Okay, you be soft, okay?
[05:05:21] Yep, I mean I have it open
[05:05:23] Okay, and then once you're there
[05:05:29] Once you're there we need to log out of that so
[05:05:32] And just get it all to count log into your account top left click
[05:05:36] log out yeah log out yep
[05:05:39] then i'm gonna give you the uh...
[05:05:46] uh...
[05:05:48] jimsy let me get you the name so you can just add it real quick
[05:05:52] and just don't show screen i guess
[05:06:01] i don't think i'm gonna send it
[05:06:03] I
[05:06:05] In my ass
[05:06:08] John is you ready? Well, I've never been more ready for anything my life. I'm gonna take you to a platinum ranked lobby
[05:06:14] Wait on PC
[05:06:18] You're gonna what I'm gonna throw you into the ocean bro. I did this on League of Legends. It's your time
[05:06:26] Which is on me this like day one of league when you just saw it into a silver account and it's just
[05:06:31] It's completely went crazy.
[05:06:33] That was a platinum account, but besides the point,
[05:06:35] bro, here's the thing.
[05:06:36] Siege, it's not as bad as like,
[05:06:41] it's not as bad as like,
[05:06:44] how do I explain this?
[05:06:46] It's not as, Siege is not as unforgiving as League.
[05:06:48] League's the most unforgiving game ever.
[05:06:51] Yeah, true.
[05:06:55] It is, but not true, Chad.
[05:06:57] Because this is the thing, bro.
[05:06:58] As long as you can shoot a gun,
[05:07:00] you can get kind of foreign seats
[05:07:02] as long as you can kind of shoot it down
[05:07:04] yo, hi boys, do you know it?
[05:07:06] like, do you remember why I made that my username?
[05:07:09] I can change it right now, hold on
[05:07:12] no, no, leave it there, it's funny
[05:07:13] wait, you like it, okay
[05:07:15] yeah
[05:07:16] wait, don't test, what is your username?
[05:07:18] no, wait, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it
[05:07:21] I have to...
[05:07:23] don't add it
[05:07:24] I'm getting passed around like a blot right now, my gosh
[05:07:27] I just, I just...
[05:07:29] I'm gonna send it to you
[05:07:31] So I spawned in and this guy's behind me. Okay, you're gonna add it. I spawned in and this guy's behind me
[05:07:37] What's happening right now?
[05:07:43] What is this name, bro
[05:07:51] I'm gonna TDM I can't see anything right now. I'm just warming up
[05:07:54] Okay, are you loaded up?
[05:07:59] Also, Dante, I could just hold up. Dante, I could just add you and then, you know.
[05:08:03] Yeah, because GenC, for some reason, every time I open up Rainbow Six Siege,
[05:08:07] it automatically puts me into fullscreen and then completely fucks up my mic settings.
[05:08:12] Well, it's because Rainbow Six Siege boots up worse than any game in the world ever.
[05:08:16] It has the worst booting up ever.
[05:08:20] Dude, I just, I just opened Rainbow Six for them to tell me that I need to restart it and reopen it again.
[05:08:29] Welcome to siege, pal.
[05:08:32] Shit on.
[05:08:35] Let me see.
[05:08:40] This warmup's not going well right now.
[05:08:45] Wait, what do you mean it's not going well, bro? You gotta lock in.
[05:08:48] There's no other way without we're gonna win these lobbies.
[05:08:59] So, James, would you say that Ubisoft is the worst sun riot?
[05:09:05] In what way?
[05:09:06] In what way?
[05:09:07] Every way.
[05:09:08] Um, God, I don't know.
[05:09:14] Riot's more strict.
[05:09:17] Riot's more strict, but Riot's also probably ran better.
[05:09:21] Yeah, Ubisoft is no longer a billion dollar company, by the way.
[05:09:25] Yeah.
[05:09:26] Wait, so what are they worth?
[05:09:27] K
[05:09:30] It's just it's more about like it's not even that Ubisoft's bad. It's just like
[05:09:35] They don't really fund Rainbow Six Siege at all, and I think they're going bankrupt and I don't know
[05:09:41] But they're definitely not as strict as Riot Riot's more strict. Okay, let me just are you in dentist?
[05:09:48] Yeah, I mean, I just see fix my like video setting. Yeah
[05:09:53] All right, you like feeling
[05:09:57] Okay. Alright, Chitty. I'm good now. Hold on. Um, Dantas, can you go to the main menu?
[05:10:10] Yep. Click. Uh, go to the normal siege, um, where you play ranked and everything like
[05:10:16] that. Yep. And then you should see ranked unlocked. Yes. So it says like more info or...
[05:10:23] No, no, no, so go to play when you're you see doka be like in them in the main menu
[05:10:29] No, I see a guy that looks like a power ranger. Yeah, you're you're in the wrong game mode. So click Z
[05:10:35] Okay
[05:10:36] I should see doka be yep. Yep. Now click browse profile playlist
[05:10:43] And then um ranked see right yep
[05:10:47] Okay
[05:10:49] Yeah, I can't do it because I don't have a phone number linked or two sub verification or ten attackers or defenders
[05:10:59] Yeah, the attackers or defenders you can buy you should have enough arena. Okay, you know second. Let me do all this son
[05:11:06] Secure your account
[05:11:08] No, no, I could do all that just just by the by the oh, okay, cool
[05:11:16] Okay, so now I go to shop
[05:11:19] Wait, which attackers and defenders should I buy?
[05:11:24] Um, Jinx here?
[05:11:29] What?
[05:11:30] Are you mad at me?
[05:11:31] What?
[05:11:32] What?
[05:11:33] I'm just watching.
[05:11:34] What attackers and defenders should I buy?
[05:11:38] Oh, um, just anyone, bro, it doesn't matter, like Ash, Sledge, Simple Stuff, Ash, Sledge,
[05:11:45] Sledge, Thermite, Striker.
[05:11:50] It really does not matter.
[05:11:52] Who's like the easiest person to one-check in Siege?
[05:11:56] Ah, ooh, good question.
[05:11:58] Probably like Ash or Sledge.
[05:12:02] Really, okay.
[05:12:03] All right, so I'll do Sledge, but I already own Sledge.
[05:12:10] The simplest character in the game is probably Sledge.
[05:12:13] Okay, and then what about defenders?
[05:12:18] Simplest in the game is probably Capcan, or Castle.
[05:12:26] Thorn, Thorn's good.
[05:12:29] Okay.
[05:12:32] That Ash has no eardrums, what the fuck is he playing?
[05:12:37] Dude, are you just flaming random gold players?
[05:12:41] I don't even know what rank they are.
[05:12:43] what about pulse oh my god I got all right now I'm locked
[05:12:54] bro I'm gonna get Tachanka do not get him he's ass
[05:12:59] do not get him he's fucking ass okay
[05:13:06] um
[05:13:15] But okay, that's Kate good
[05:13:18] Cades really good, but I mean you might not know how to use them, but Kate's like one of the best stops of the game
[05:13:30] Cades really good bro, but it's like
[05:13:32] Like, it's like somebody like Tachanka is good in like pro league, but not ranked.
[05:13:38] Why?
[05:13:39] You know what I'm saying?
[05:13:40] Huh?
[05:13:41] Why?
[05:13:42] Just think about it like league, bro.
[05:13:43] Like, Tachanka is very strat-oriented and no one uses strats in ranked.
[05:13:48] Glaz is very strat-oriented and no one uses strats.
[05:13:50] Seriously?
[05:13:51] What happened?
[05:13:52] You said that?
[05:13:53] Yeah.
[05:13:54] So, you're saying that like Tachanka, like I need to be high IQ to use it?
[05:13:58] Uh, yeah.
[05:13:59] You need to be disciplined.
[05:14:01] Like the thing is, you need to like stay alive and play for your fire, which literally sounds
[05:14:06] like I'd rather just take a nightgown and go to bed.
[05:14:09] It sounds boring.
[05:14:10] Okay.
[05:14:11] I want to get you getting kills, bro.
[05:14:12] I want to get you in there.
[05:14:13] I'm about to send you a friend request, by the way.
[05:14:15] What is his name, bro?
[05:14:16] I'm going to play Kavera.
[05:14:18] Yeah.
[05:14:19] So if you play Kavera, that's like one of the most useless operators in the game.
[05:14:25] Okay, Dantas.
[05:14:26] Yeah, what's up?
[05:14:27] I'm going to set all this up, but you're going to have to like log out and log back
[05:14:30] in just like a second. Wait, log out log in or just like close and reopen? After I'm done,
[05:14:34] after I'm done, yeah. Log out, log out, you just have to log back in. Okay. I say you log out,
[05:14:40] right off this. Yeah, okay, I just close it and then I'm gonna have to log out, log in.
[05:14:48] It's gonna be fun, bro. Playing a good game. Dude, I'm ready for it, bro. I'm ready for it.
[05:14:55] Like, I'm gonna be real see, bro. I've never been good at any FPS in my entire life,
[05:15:00] But I think this time it's gonna be different
[05:15:05] Bro you dead ass like you dead ass chose the hardest FPS bro, this is the hardest FPS
[05:15:12] Yeah, but the thing is like I have jinx you coaching me know what I mean, bro
[05:15:16] It's like when you start playing league, but you had me coaching you
[05:15:20] Yeah, who do y'all think would win between Dante's and Sina?
[05:15:24] Okay, dude, like are we serious?
[05:15:27] Bro, I actually think Senna might wipe you.
[05:15:31] You're new.
[05:15:33] Okay, wait, who would win in a 1v1, you or Rekai?
[05:15:37] What is the point of that question, bro? He doesn't play seed.
[05:15:41] That would be just, like, naturally talented.
[05:15:45] Ask your chat, who do they think would win, you or Rekai?
[05:15:49] In a seed 1v1.
[05:15:52] Yeah.
[05:15:53] Dude.
[05:15:54] That's like, uh, literally the most one-sided matchup ever, bro.
[05:16:00] Blow to think of it or to think of it.
[05:16:01] Oh, to think of it or to think of it.
[05:16:02] Same thing to think of it.
[05:16:03] Simply travel to the dead gift and it stops.
[05:16:05] She don't.
[05:16:06] Thank you, champ.
[05:16:07] Yeah, but the thing, James, is I don't think it would be that one-sided, because I still
[05:16:11] think you could put up a fight, no?
[05:16:14] Bro, I would literally not lose the round.
[05:16:17] Also, see, this is the hardest FPS in the world, bro, so welcome to the game, man.
[05:16:21] I'm ready for it
[05:16:27] The second did he vise has me booted up or it's about to be over for the enemy teams
[05:16:33] Fuck you's got me
[05:16:35] Sorry
[05:16:47] So who's a higher rank jettie or high buys
[05:16:55] Me he's in flat can't get out of
[05:16:59] Wait Jinx is that true?
[05:17:01] So there's a couple of stipulations. One, I only solo queue. Two, I get streams
[05:17:08] like every game I play. And three, I've been playing League for two months.
[05:17:13] But his high-vis is actually a higher rank than you though?
[05:17:18] I don't... High-vis, what is your rank?
[05:17:20] Emerald 1.
[05:17:22] Fuck.
[05:17:24] Yeah, he is. He is, bro.
[05:17:27] Boy, I don't understand how can you be emerald one and not diamond?
[05:17:32] Cuz he just hasn't won enough games
[05:17:35] But even Timmy is like hard suck emerald one. So why is everyone always hard suck emerald like no one's diamond yet?
[05:17:41] Cuz bro, they made rank 3.0 like really fucking hard. It's actually good for the game finally
[05:17:47] So do you need like an 80 for someone right then to get from emerald to diamond or what?
[05:17:53] um
[05:17:55] I don't know about 80. You probably should know a lot of games played.
[05:17:58] It's like a lot of wins.
[05:18:01] You probably need like a lot of wins.
[05:18:06] Timmy's playing?
[05:18:10] Yeah, Timmy wants to play ranked on down, but actually we can't because we're going to have
[05:18:14] Dontes.
[05:18:14] Dontes can hold his own.
[05:18:17] Chad, tell Timmy if he wants to play, he'll be at me and Dontes.
[05:18:22] What is that supposed to mean?
[05:18:27] What if I got an ace in a plot, Bobby?
[05:18:32] You'd have a better chance of getting struck by lightning, literally.
[05:18:41] But realistically though, if we're being honest, see just an FPS.
[05:18:45] As long as you can aim high and land your shots, you just win, no?
[05:18:53] Does he know?
[05:18:55] Uh, no, bro, that's not how it is at all.
[05:18:59] You have to hear shit, know where shit is, have map knowledge, understand sound cues,
[05:19:04] play off your team, play your abilities correct, react abilities.
[05:19:08] There's like 50 guns with 50 different recoil patterns.
[05:19:12] It's not like headshot you win.
[05:19:15] know what you're looking at see it is the hardest FPS in the world bro but if it
[05:19:20] only one minute right but if it only takes one headshot to kill people then
[05:19:25] realistically you got five headshots you went every round yeah if you're
[05:19:29] literally god who's gonna get five one taps in a round me or
[05:19:45] So, GenC, if I'm not going to be dropped into like a Platt Lobby and it's going to be like
[05:19:56] I'm in the deep end, what's like the best thing that I could do?
[05:20:02] Um, get on your knees and start praying.
[05:20:06] Bro, you're going to be in a Platt Lobby and you're level 50, but yeah.
[05:20:12] I mean bro realistically bro like you're just gonna have to like probably sit in
[05:20:24] sight stay alive I'll give you some advice dude somebody just said play
[05:20:29] bro can drop fast and die it's not even that bad bro if you play rook that's
[05:20:34] pretty good dude think that's good too I don't want to be like a heel slave though
[05:20:40] I want to like what you're not in
[05:20:43] But you're not gonna okay. Yeah, you got it. Honestly if you want three kills capcans good
[05:20:51] Okay, but like will plants even fall for the cap can chops
[05:20:56] Yeah, dude champs fall for cap can chops
[05:21:00] Bro capcans like the best stop in the game if you're new
[05:21:06] Okay
[05:21:10] seconds from a star
[05:21:22] Who's like the equivalent of Master Yi and Rainbow Six?
[05:21:29] You're so cooked bro. I like dude. It's not even
[05:21:32] But here's the thing about Siege, okay?
[05:21:38] You could literally get to champion in Siege, not using a single ability.
[05:21:43] The most important thing about Siege, literally, is just awareness.
[05:21:47] It's not even so much about what the ops do.
[05:21:50] That's all just extra add-ons.
[05:21:53] But you could literally get to champion not using a single ability, just shitting on people.
[05:21:58] yeah so that's why I want to know like what's an operator that I could play that
[05:22:02] offers nothing to my team but that allows me to really go fucking like crazy
[05:22:06] I got montage plays
[05:22:10] ash ash is really good for that ashes like the ash vigil cavera I mean no
[05:22:23] cavera would be bad because cavera our ability matters like her pistol sucks
[05:22:27] The whole gimmick of Kavera is like getting interrogations and stuff.
[05:22:31] But what the fuck is an interrogation?
[05:22:34] If you shoot somebody with Kavera's pistol, they drop to the floor and bleed out, and they're knocked,
[05:22:40] so you can just stand on them and interrogate them, and then you get wallhacks.
[05:22:45] What the fuck?
[05:22:47] Yeah. She reveals everyone's position.
[05:22:54] Which champion do you want trick?
[05:22:58] I just play like 50 people
[05:23:01] Well, it's enough like
[05:23:03] Cope Cope Cope so whore though. There's only can play 50 at the highest level log out and log back in like close
[05:23:11] It's not cold bro. It's just I have like 30,000 hours. I know how to use everybody. Okay
[05:23:24] and then same email same password
[05:23:28] I can tell you my main my main is like
[05:23:36] mazzi what does mazzi do he's such a
[05:23:40] fucking Chad bro okay so I'm gonna play
[05:23:44] mazzi every game no I'm gonna play mazzi
[05:23:47] bro miho miho miho you got this bro
[05:23:52] I'm gonna be able to coach you pretty
[05:23:54] wow um yo hi boys is everything so the same as you sent it initially yeah okay
[05:24:07] because it's a low key not working I just logged in wait really with the same
[05:24:13] So
[05:24:16] Okay, I got it. What's the verification?
[05:24:24] So it's mazzi like the easiest operator in the game no
[05:24:27] Ma's he's hard. I only play high-skilled shit, bro
[05:24:32] Ma's he is the only operator in the game who can deny and create Intel bro
[05:24:36] So like mazzi's like for true Chad. He doesn't even have an a-call
[05:24:39] Mosse is a game sense operator, which is why I use him. He's not easy. You have facts. You know what you're doing
[05:24:49] Did I work on this yep, let me open it. Okay, so wait, what if I played Mosse then?
[05:24:55] Yo, bro
[05:24:57] Mosse's my guy. That's my that's my guy hands off. That's my guy, but you said you can play 50
[05:25:04] Bro, yeah, but Mozzie's my favorite. I can play every operator in the game at a champion level.
[05:25:13] My chat's gonna say cap, ignore these fuckers. I can play 70 operators in the game at a champion level.
[05:25:18] But, hands off Mozzie.
[05:25:20] Well, wait, wait, I need you to lock in.
[05:25:23] Okay, but, Jinxie, isn't this lowkey like, I'll coach if you can play everyone in the game,
[05:25:28] but you won't let me play the only one I wanna play?
[05:25:31] You're only saying him because he's my favorite bro. Literally play anybody else. This is my guy.
[05:25:38] Jixzy, I watched your Mazzy montage and he looks so fun to play.
[05:25:43] And now you're telling me that I can't play the only guy that I think looks fun.
[05:25:46] Okay, what country is Mazzy from? If you can say it in one second, I'll give you him.
[05:25:51] Ukraine.
[05:25:52] He's from Austria, yeah.
[05:25:54] Shit.
[05:25:55] Don't, are you in?
[05:25:58] Yeah, it's opening up.
[05:26:00] Okay.
[05:26:02] Perfect.
[05:26:04] Yo, why is it that you're shooting my body, sirre?
[05:26:06] You're a studio.
[05:26:08] As long as you bought all, like, the founding apps,
[05:26:12] it should be good to go.
[05:26:14] Okay. So wait, if I pick,
[05:26:16] so, out of curiosity and an unrelated note,
[05:26:18] if I pick a champion
[05:26:20] faster than another guy,
[05:26:22] does that mean I get it?
[05:26:24] Bro, do not fucking touch Mazi!
[05:26:26] You understand?
[05:26:28] I'm just asking in general. I was like a general. Why else would you ask that?
[05:26:33] Okay, you're really gonna fucking steal him. So I'm not not asking questions for general knowledge
[05:26:40] What the fuck kind of coaching is this? Yo, here's what you gotta understand on me. I'm not a good coach
[05:26:45] I'll never claim to be a good coach. I'm an angry mad guy. Alright, if you fuck up
[05:26:51] I'm gonna scream at you and if you sell my elo, I'm gonna scream at you even more
[05:26:55] wait so are we dueling on your main account yes bro me how what the fuck okay
[05:27:06] I'm ready it's mausoleum an attacker or defender Jinxie did you already add him
[05:27:13] yes yeah yeah you have to have me okay don't does not add somebody
[05:27:18] Ah, yes
[05:27:21] Okay, so it's just the people top right click them
[05:27:24] If the three people top right you be soft connect and then the side menu should open up
[05:27:29] And then add friends and then it should be right there
[05:27:33] correct
[05:27:36] Social
[05:27:38] Add friends. Oh nice. Okay. I got it. We're good. You added me. Oh underscore Jinxie. Yep. Yep. We're already added
[05:27:48] Hold up. I'm lagging. I'm lagging. I need to warm up.
[05:27:52] So, Jinx, is Mazian an attacker or defender?
[05:27:55] He's an attacker. High-fives put a sock in it. He's an attacker.
[05:28:02] League has done damage. Oh, sir.
[05:28:09] So, down test. Basically, how it works, bro, is you can only use Mazian attack.
[05:28:14] Wait dude did you lie? I just went through the entire attacker list and I didn't see Mozzie
[05:28:21] Yo, bro, just like you're not using my favorite guy
[05:28:27] Can you check ranked real quick and just make sure you're good to go yeah once I'm just buying one character again
[05:28:33] Who did you just buy?
[05:28:36] Castle
[05:28:38] Much smile and said that I didn't why are you smiling right now?
[05:28:45] Okay, yeah, guys warm up your aim by holding an angle and shooting my body you're literally silver like
[05:28:56] You people forget the whole point of TDM is to warm up this guy's holding an angle shooting my body like bro your ass
[05:29:03] All right, I'm inviting you okay
[05:29:05] Are you ever eggs? Are you ready bro? This is like what real shit like this is what this game is
[05:29:10] Let me show you how this shit works
[05:29:14] school home play now oh don't ask before you start can you click um shift f2
[05:29:23] yep don't ask I invited you come up I then go to settings real quick disable
[05:29:30] every notification you will get our dark spam welcome to siege okay settings
[05:29:35] enable okay all right bro into the right bro let me be clear every
[05:29:41] notification I'm not a friendly guy okay if you sell my
[05:29:47] elo I'm gonna block you like I'm not your friend right now I run this fucking
[05:29:55] game so when I say like listen to what I say bro listen all right I have
[05:30:01] literally top five game sense global just listen to what I say and you'll get
[05:30:07] kills okay so it jinx if you have top five game sense global that means you
[05:30:11] can play more than just mazzi right? I can play every operator in the game at a
[05:30:16] champion level yes. Alright good we're gonna need that. Yo if you touch mazzi
[05:30:22] it like let me be clear now if you touch mazzi in this rank session I will beat
[05:30:26] the brakes off of you. Okay by the way add like an eight second delay just so
[05:30:31] you can move around without a UAV on you because chuds in this game will
[05:30:35] streets night. If you can't add a delay, that's fine because I'm gonna add one.
[05:30:42] Okay, let me see. Because I've I low key forgot to like set up my app, I think.
[05:30:47] Let me see what happened. All right, we have a match. All right,
[05:30:52] dot test focus, bro. Now this right here is one of the hardest games in the world,
[05:30:58] bro. All right, I'm gonna try to give you a help, bro. I'm gonna try to help you.
[05:31:02] Yo, lock in. Okay, so here's the lobby. We're in a platinum slash gold lobby. All right.
[05:31:13] Okay. You got this, bro.
[05:31:18] Who should we ban? Who should we ban?
[05:31:21] Ban Emerald Blades or I int.
[05:31:24] Wait, why?
[05:31:26] Because this is the worst map ever. Dantez, type in game chat, Emerald or int.
[05:31:32] How do I type?
[05:31:34] Okay.
[05:31:35] Wait, we got it.
[05:31:36] Alright, we got Outback.
[05:31:38] Okay, is Outback a good map?
[05:31:42] So basically for Outback, I want you to imagine somebody shitting their pants
[05:31:47] and then taking their pants and throwing it into your face.
[05:31:50] That's Outback.
[05:31:52] But Emerald Blades is actually somehow worse.
[05:31:54] So who voted to ban Mozzie?
[05:31:56] Who voted to ban him?
[05:32:00] I thought we were picking.
[05:32:02] Oh, OK.
[05:32:04] So in rank, there's bands.
[05:32:06] So we got a mirror, it's a great band.
[05:32:09] Sweet, sweet, we're dropping fuel pumps.
[05:32:12] What I want you to do is spawn fuel pumps.
[05:32:14] You're going to go thermite.
[05:32:16] He's the orange guy with a white square.
[05:32:25] What about sludge?
[05:32:27] No, you bought thermite, right?
[05:32:29] Yeah, okay, I got their might.
[05:32:31] Should I take a shotgun?
[05:32:34] No, God no, use an AR.
[05:32:36] Shotguns should only be used on this game
[05:32:39] if you're on defense, okay?
[05:32:41] Okay. That's the only time.
[05:32:42] First rule, first rule.
[05:32:44] So now listen, bro, we already have, okay.
[05:32:46] Your job is to go with Thatcher.
[05:32:49] Listen to what I'm about to say.
[05:32:51] Thermite and Thatcher in Rainbow Stick Siege
[05:32:53] are like peanut butter and jelly.
[05:32:54] The reason why is because Thermite can't open walls
[05:32:57] if there's electronics on the wall.
[05:32:59] But Thatcher throws out EMPs that denied the electronics, and then Thermite can blow up the wall.
[05:33:05] Yeah, but, Jinxy, can we even win if you're off Mausie?
[05:33:11] Yo, uh, uh, yes, yes we can. I'm not a fucking one trick.
[05:33:15] I could play multiple characters on a high level.
[05:33:17] Are you ready, bro?
[05:33:18] Yep, I'm ready.
[05:33:19] So here's what's gonna happen, bro.
[05:33:21] You're gonna push with Thatcher, and you're gonna blow up the wall.
[05:33:24] That is literally your only job.
[05:33:26] It's doing that! You're already being a good heartbreaker.
[05:33:28] You're better than half of the people that play hard preach!
[05:33:31] Okay, okay, wait. Then is Thatcher Gibson? Is Gibson Thatcher?
[05:33:35] He's throwing his powder bomb.
[05:33:37] Uh, oh. This guy locked off of Thatcher.
[05:33:40] Yo, we need a Thatcher. We need Thatcher.
[05:33:43] Wait, why don't you play Thatcher? We can be like peanut butter and jelly.
[05:33:47] Uh, because the double champ does what the fuck he wants.
[05:33:50] Yo, we need a Thatcher. We need a Thatcher.
[05:33:53] Yo, we need a Thatcher. We need a Thatcher.
[05:33:57] All right, god, I'm on that for five seconds to go
[05:34:03] Okay, don't as come with me bro
[05:34:08] You see me I'm right here I'm shooting
[05:34:11] Wandering don't wander. Okay. I'll find you. I'll find you all right first skill
[05:34:16] You're gonna learn is repelling all right walk up to this wall. I believe it's space more nice
[05:34:24] Go to the roof go to the roof
[05:34:27] Now this is our objective to breach. Oh, they didn't even reinforce it. Welcome to rank. No one plays proper
[05:34:37] Okay
[05:34:40] Contest what I want you to do is put a thermite on this wooden wall right here
[05:34:48] This
[05:34:57] All right, just jump in the bathroom window.
[05:34:59] Jump in the window.
[05:35:03] Okay, man.
[05:35:04] Jump in the window and plant. Plant.
[05:35:05] Or no, they already have one.
[05:35:08] I've got four last up, Danny.
[05:35:18] Two bralsalob. You got this.
[05:35:20] Jump in!
[05:35:21] What the fuck?
[05:35:22] Right, right, right! Lay down, lay down, lay down! Right there, right there!
[05:35:24] Nice! Oh my god!
[05:35:26] God, I got a shit!
[05:35:28] I got a shit!
[05:35:31] Wow, you're 1-0 in a platinum lobby, holy aura.
[05:35:34] Alright.
[05:35:35] Alright. First skills, bro.
[05:35:37] Listen, if you do this, you'll already be better than 90% of players.
[05:35:41] When you plant a diffuser, you enter what's called post-plant.
[05:35:45] Your only job is to sit in the objective and wait for them to come.
[05:35:48] Who's voting to ban Mozzie?
[05:35:50] Yo, do not ban Mozzie. Bandband it, handband it.
[05:35:56] Is- it's Mute a good band?
[05:35:59] Uh, yeah, it's a good band. Mute's a great band. Mute's a great band.
[05:36:04] I'm gonna play Fuse.
[05:36:08] Um, I don't think that's a good idea. I think the odds of you team-killing someone is pretty high on Fuse.
[05:36:16] Uh, they banned Thermite. Do you have Ace, do you know what I'm saying?
[05:36:18] No, I just talked to Insage.
[05:36:21] Yo, can somebody- can- can somebody play Ace?
[05:36:26] All right, I'm playing support, what do you say?
[05:36:32] I said I'm playing a sludge.
[05:36:39] Why are you talking in game so I can talk to my teammates, what are you guys talking
[05:36:42] about?
[05:36:43] I have to push the talk on.
[05:36:45] Dot test, okay, here's what I need you to do, bro.
[05:36:48] Laterally just push with me, all right, we're gonna do the little thing called breaching
[05:36:51] and droning, all right?
[05:36:55] Droning is very important. The reason why breaching is important is because it gives you multiple ways to enter the objective
[05:37:01] Not a lot of ranked players actually do it. So it's a good start.
[05:37:04] Jensie, I don't understand any of these terms. Can you just say like put a bomb in the fucking window that you can break?
[05:37:17] Jensie, it's here like it's state one of League of Legends and your Tommy talked about folk and then play on the ground.
[05:37:22] Preaching is exploding a wall.
[05:37:24] It just means exploding a wall.
[05:37:25] Okay.
[05:37:29] It just means exploding a wall, bro.
[05:37:31] That's it.
[05:37:32] You have to blow up walls to win.
[05:37:34] Okay. Yo.
[05:37:35] Okay.
[05:37:36] I'm just gonna try to tell him to give me the piece.
[05:37:38] Spawn with me.
[05:37:39] Five seconds before insertion.
[05:37:40] Where are you running?
[05:37:41] I'm just right where you are.
[05:37:42] You're good.
[05:37:44] Five seconds before insertion.
[05:37:46] Okay.
[05:37:49] He's running out.
[05:37:50] Don't test, watch out.
[05:37:51] He's running out.
[05:37:52] He's running out. He's on that yellow thing on that yellow thing watch out. Don't run out. Don't don't don't don't not yet
[05:37:57] Don't pick it yet. Wait pick it in three two one
[05:38:01] He's not sure
[05:38:07] Yes, he is she's in the bottom of the garage
[05:38:22] Okay, can I be honest that guy might be hacking because there's no way he expected two of us to be there
[05:38:29] That out of I might be hacking. I'm not even kidding. Wait, is that like cop cop cop. So for it or is it like we all
[05:38:36] It's yes, it's a little bit of code. Yes, like bro. Just think he might be hacking because there's no way he expected two people
[05:38:45] Dude, we're gonna fucking shit on okay, and then he jumped out and prefired somebody okay. He might be happy
[05:38:52] Yo, chat! You can call me Ko-Ko-Ko-Sachor? There's a chance he's hacking, that's all I'm gonna say.
[05:38:58] Bro, why does everyone use the same-like site?
[05:39:02] Uh, because ACOG is the best site in the game. It just zooms in more. It brings...
[05:39:06] If you use ACOG, it's easier to see shit.
[05:39:13] Yeah, I'm not even kidding, I think Alibis hacking.
[05:39:18] Okay, and then he's re-aiming Twitch.
[05:39:20] Luckily, he's dog shit.
[05:39:25] Okay, maybe Archimedes could clutch us.
[05:39:29] Alright.
[05:39:37] We can shoot while you're repelling!
[05:39:40] Yes, of course.
[05:39:41] You can do everything while repelling.
[05:39:43] Shoot, run, run, or shoot, drone, aim, reload, everything.
[05:39:48] Nice!
[05:39:49] Oh my god, they're actually gonna win this, actually win this.
[05:39:51] Should be two.
[05:40:00] Close slap on the shield.
[05:40:01] Yo, yo, Capitao, listen.
[05:40:03] If you jump in the window, you can kill this guy on the shield.
[05:40:05] Capitao, go back to that window.
[05:40:09] No, Capitao, go to the other window.
[05:40:13] He's literally on the shield.
[05:40:15] Close slap, Capitao. You can light him on fire!
[05:40:17] Capitao, do you speak English? He's on the shield.
[05:40:20] What? Are you fucking brazen?
[05:40:23] I have friendly operator remaining.
[05:40:25] I call it nine times!
[05:40:31] Okay, so Doc says, report Capitao for griefing.
[05:40:34] How do I do that?
[05:40:35] Go to his name, click on it, and then report for griefing.
[05:40:39] Up for eliminated all friendlies.
[05:40:42] I literally gave him the exact coordinates of where that guy was.
[05:40:47] What a fucking idiot.
[05:40:52] Yo guys, make sure you report Capitao on your ass.
[05:40:57] I send the, I send the report.
[05:40:59] Okay, good, good job.
[05:41:01] Stop voting to ban Masi, Dantes. I'm gonna lose it. Stop.
[05:41:05] Band like Bandit, Band Bandit.
[05:41:07] I don't know who Bandit is.
[05:41:11] Honestly, just don't even ban anything because you keep voting for Masi and that's not a good ban.
[05:41:15] Yeah, but doesn't it, isn't it like, majority rules?
[05:41:19] Yeah, but you voting to ban Mazi might just make our teammates do it, because people are sheep in this game.
[05:41:24] If one person bans something, everybody bans it, even if it makes no sense.
[05:41:28] Okay.
[05:41:28] These guys like to jump out a lot, so Nomad could be a good selection.
[05:41:32] Wait, what if I played Mazi?
[05:41:37] Well, we're on attack right now, and on defense, I'm gonna play Mazi.
[05:41:44] Okay.
[05:41:45] Wait.
[05:41:46] Dude, that's actually disgusting.
[05:41:47] I've literally told him where that guy was for like a minute and he jumped directly
[05:41:51] into him.
[05:41:52] This is Platinum Jesus Christ.
[05:41:55] Wait, the enemy team has a gold four.
[05:41:59] Yeah, I don't know how that works actually because I thought Rainbow Six Siege said,
[05:42:04] or no, maybe he's cute with somebody.
[05:42:06] He's probably cute with somebody.
[05:42:08] Okay, Jitty, you need to walk in, bro.
[05:42:10] We need to win.
[05:42:11] I know I need to get Emerald.
[05:42:12] I know, I know, I know.
[05:42:14] My mic input changed.
[05:42:17] He clearly couldn't hear you.
[05:42:18] I was literally screaming at the top of my lungs.
[05:42:20] He's located a bomb.
[05:42:23] What should I do with my drones?
[05:42:31] Drone the objective and drone the map.
[05:42:33] It's kind of a good start as a new player,
[05:42:36] because that way you can learn the maps quicker
[05:42:38] and learn the operators.
[05:42:41] but I'm just gonna let my drone guys five seconds in
[05:42:45] it means um your drone got shot
[05:42:48] so you can spectate your teammate's drones
[05:42:53] okay
[05:42:54] I'm gonna try something here
[05:43:00] alright I'm ready for this shit
[05:43:09] alright I'm gonna hack cameras
[05:43:10] I'm using a character called Brava.
[05:43:12] She throws out a drone that hacks cameras and I can hack a runes.
[05:43:15] I don't know what any of that means.
[05:43:19] Oh, it got shot.
[05:43:21] Wait, hold on.
[05:43:23] Setting up a sequential breach.
[05:43:26] all right don't come with me
[05:43:40] our snakes are all I want you to do is
[05:43:43] drone that explosion get down get that don't get down
[05:43:48] drone to that explosion this big explosion right there
[05:43:51] Wait, where?
[05:43:54] Wait, where is she? No.
[05:43:56] Don't just walk in with me. We're gonna kill everybody. Walk in.
[05:43:59] Wait, okay.
[05:44:03] Oh, I got shot in the head. Don't walk in. Don't, don't, don't, don't.
[05:44:05] She's shot me from the floor below.
[05:44:09] Don't test. If you walk in, I want you to sprint into the breach and look right.
[05:44:15] Sprint in! Sprint! Sprint! Sprint!
[05:44:18] Now you're in. Now stop. Amen, amen, amen!
[05:44:21] NICE! Oh my god! Okay, you're in breach. Now just hold an angle. They're gonna come from your left. From your left.
[05:44:27] Fuck, stop shooting. On your right. On your right. Right. Right. Yeah, right there. Hold back. Hold back. Hold back.
[05:44:33] Check him on your left.
[05:44:35] FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
[05:44:38] He made a shotgun hold on the wooden wall. Kind of an unlucky death, to be honest. Good kill, but you can't show that guy, bro.
[05:44:45] Bro, Jingsy.
[05:44:47] I'm actually fucking two kills. You're actually good, bro. These guys are you actually have more kills than me
[05:44:54] But what happens if I outfrag you?
[05:44:57] I might retire
[05:45:01] I just had to vert bro, that's so annoying
[05:45:05] Wait, does he carry a little easy?
[05:45:10] No, like vert basically just in this game if something's wooden it can be exploded
[05:45:16] So like what he did was he threw an impact grenade on a wooden floor right below the breach and then watch anybody walk
[05:45:21] That's actually really smart like I've done that before
[05:45:24] Yeah, I was there just like making a joke and yeah, okay. All right. What do we do now? What what attacker?
[05:45:29] She's been a Spanish. Who's ace?
[05:45:33] He's the guy in the bottom left that throws the cards the thing about ace and why it's such a good band and ranked is because
[05:45:38] He's the best hard-reacher in the game because he has an AK 12. Okay, they've been I'll see these guys just in the stream
[05:45:44] The thing about Ace is he's like the only hard breacher with a really good gun, so most
[05:45:51] ranked players are too lazy to play it.
[05:46:02] They're just too lazy.
[05:46:04] Jynxie, I'm about to go fucking crazy on this shit, are you ready?
[05:46:09] You're already kind of doing good bro, I'm not gonna lie.
[05:46:13] I'm gonna play smoke
[05:46:15] All right, I'm not a fucking carry this shit, bro
[05:46:18] How is thermite gun not good cuz they're much gun goes doot doot doot do in ace's gun goes
[05:46:25] That's why
[05:46:27] Isn't smoke the easiest character in the game aren't you playing something harder?
[05:46:32] Yo, bro smoke. Okay. Who's killing this rage bait smoke is hard
[05:46:36] Smokes plant denial, bro. Like he's a good like he's a
[05:46:41] Bro smokes not easy bro smoke is hard. Well, isn't smoke a one difficulty out of three. I'm playing a three difficulty
[05:46:48] No, you're playing. What are you playing?
[05:46:51] You're playing fucking chocolate
[05:46:58] How does my young ability work
[05:47:02] Shoot shoot
[05:47:04] Hey that's a barbed wire. Shoot. No no stop. Stop. Stop. That's fire. Now if you use your
[05:47:11] other gun, if you swap, shoot the floor real quick. Shoot the wooden floor below you. You
[05:47:20] can make burr. Stop. Stop. You can make burr. You can also make rotation holes with him.
[05:47:28] okay
[05:47:29] so but it's my fire gun to go straight you said often
[05:47:33] uh... yes whenever you're denying an enemy for moving
[05:47:37] watch out
[05:47:41] and it up like this
[05:47:44] what the fuck
[05:47:46] i'm preventing them from getting close
[05:47:50] but you shot fire on the ledge
[05:47:53] Yeah, but it said prevent them, bro!
[05:48:04] This ram's inside.
[05:48:10] Out, they're inside.
[05:48:12] They're inside, Dundas. Watch out.
[05:48:15] I got one shot.
[05:48:23] Bro, I think this IC's guy might actually be hacking.
[05:48:42] It's all good, it's time to go.
[05:48:53] Get on cameras, don't test flip cameras, okay?
[05:49:19] Let me know if you see him.
[05:49:23] Just flip through all the cameras.
[05:49:24] Think of it like five nights at Freddy's.
[05:49:26] Bro the fact that you're doing this for him off Marzia is impressive.
[05:49:34] Yeah, he's on any of the cameras.
[05:49:40] Alright, so Dante's, what I'm doing is I'm playing my Mira, which this is really good
[05:49:45] strategy.
[05:49:46] So basically this is bulletproof, but I can see through it.
[05:49:48] It's like an invincible window that I can see through.
[05:49:51] So then if I see him like here, I can poke out and peek.
[05:49:54] You know what I'm saying?
[05:49:55] So isn't that just like, isn't that just like cheating?
[05:50:00] Now I have smoke.
[05:50:01] So basically that guy's round was unwinnable, because I could smoke canister his staircase
[05:50:06] so he couldn't walk up because he became damaged from the smokes.
[05:50:09] See how strong that is?
[05:50:12] No, it's kind of a trouble kill, that was good.
[05:50:17] Bro, what if we run to Osa?
[05:50:19] Band ram, because they just played ram.
[05:50:22] Band ram.
[05:50:23] You know, somebody's typing the curse of Ra in my chat.
[05:50:26] Osa's a terrible band, don't that?
[05:50:28] Nobody plays Osa, she's a horrible operator.
[05:50:31] Sort of, I start one training Osa.
[05:50:34] You'll be in silver.
[05:50:35] Bro, Osa is good if you're like stradding, but again, people in rank don't strad.
[05:50:41] All you gotta do in ranked, bro, is just play a good gun and get kills.
[05:50:47] That's it. That's literally it.
[05:50:49] Play a good gun and get kills.
[05:50:51] I'm gonna play Cade.
[05:50:54] Okay, Cade's a great operator, bro. Cade's a great operator.
[05:51:02] Bro, this guy's typing the fucking curse of raw in my chat.
[05:51:05] FUCK, BAMBASSFUCKER!
[05:51:07] Bro!
[05:51:08] Okay, wait, so what should we do now? Like, how do we even win this shit?
[05:51:11] I'm gonna show you why Kate is so good, bro
[05:51:16] But how are you gonna show me if I'm playing it though?
[05:51:19] Because I can show you what to do. Kate is literally like broken
[05:51:23] Sorry, why don't you play it up again?
[05:51:25] Because Cade's a support operator and true chads don't play support. So wait, what the fuck?
[05:51:31] So isn't this like me just making you do it with me on your first day of league and then I just saw you walking like you me
[05:51:37] Yeah, precisely, bro, literally, literally, what kind of coaching is this, but bro, you're
[05:51:45] doing good.
[05:51:46] You have two kills.
[05:51:47] Bro, kill.
[05:51:48] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, throw a K'd right here and then throw a K'd
[05:51:52] right here.
[05:51:53] Where?
[05:51:54] Where I think the yellow thing, so what is that to watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
[05:52:03] Now this wall is electric.
[05:52:05] So the only way they can breach this wall is if they break this cave.
[05:52:08] So they literally need to go Thatcher or Twitch.
[05:52:10] Which, again, most ranked players don't give a fuck about support operators.
[05:52:15] So they're not going to do it.
[05:52:16] So most of the time in ranked, if you literally just go Cade, you'll automatically win because
[05:52:20] nobody brings Thatcher or Twitch.
[05:52:22] Because people are fucking stupid.
[05:52:25] How often do you play Thatcher and Twitch?
[05:52:28] Like this, like if we need it, I'll play it, like that, like this game I play it.
[05:52:32] I can't right behind you.
[05:52:34] Wait, do not roam with Kade. Kade is an anchor. Come, come, come.
[05:52:39] So, Dante, all I want you to do is just literally just chill like here.
[05:52:44] He's gonna hold garage with me.
[05:52:47] Can they enter from anywhere besides the staircase?
[05:52:51] Uh, the windows. Watch out for the windows.
[05:52:54] Dante's back up. There's a window right behind you. Dante, there's a window!
[05:52:57] Okay, yeah, yeah. No, I-
[05:52:58] Run! Get out!
[05:53:00] Wait, wait, no, I got this.
[05:53:01] Don't worry, daddy killed him.
[05:53:04] Gee, just trust me bro, I know what I'm doing.
[05:53:07] Now, Dantes, I head shot him, so now meow into my ear.
[05:53:10] MWAH!
[05:53:11] MWAH!
[05:53:12] Good kid.
[05:53:13] Okay.
[05:53:14] This is what a lot of pro players do.
[05:53:16] Wait, they make noobs meow for them in their ear?
[05:53:20] Yes, bro, this is literally what pro league is.
[05:53:23] If I go outside, how far can I go without dying?
[05:53:28] Uh, you'll die in five seconds.
[05:53:30] Yo, Dantez, here's the thing, you're walking in barbed wire, which produces a lot of sound,
[05:53:35] so enemies are gonna be able to hear you.
[05:53:41] Moving, bud!
[05:53:46] Dantez, come with me. We're gonna do a duo run.
[05:53:48] Okay, I'm walking.
[05:53:51] He's right over here.
[05:53:53] He's right here, Dantez. He's right here.
[05:53:56] He's right here, on this yellow thing.
[05:53:58] Aim at that yellow thing.
[05:54:04] Oh god. I'm dying, I'm dying.
[05:54:06] That was me, that was me, sorry.
[05:54:08] WHAT THE FUCK, BRO!
[05:54:09] I just wanted you to back up.
[05:54:13] Dottess, all we're gonna do is watch the store, okay?
[05:54:15] Bro, nobody's hear me, hoe.
[05:54:21] Take that up.
[05:54:23] If I ever see you do some stupid shit like that again, bro.
[05:54:26] Dottess you just blew up wood. Is that a problem? Alright our teammates are on one ping so hold up.
[05:54:32] Stop, stop, backup. Where's the one ping?
[05:54:42] I'm reloading!
[05:54:46] No! Yo, Dottess not bad kid. Not fucking bad kid! Not bad!
[05:54:52] 3 and 3 is that good?
[05:54:55] Yo, that's actually this is actually really good. I'm not even gonna lie to you. That's really good
[05:55:01] All right
[05:55:02] Okay, so wait, what do I want to play if I want to solo carry?
[05:55:07] I
[05:55:10] Guess if you want to frag like ash is good or Ram
[05:55:15] Doka be
[05:55:17] Ashton attacker. Oh
[05:55:19] Oh yeah, that's the attacker, sorry.
[05:55:21] Ah, defense if you want a solo carry?
[05:55:24] Dude, I want to be honest, bro.
[05:55:27] If you think you're up for the challenge, play Warden.
[05:55:30] His recoil's pretty hard, but a lot of people that carry play him.
[05:55:33] Where's Warden?
[05:55:35] He's the guy with the blue tuxedo.
[05:55:37] But if you only have 10 characters out of that you have him, play like.
[05:55:41] I'm gonna go Capcom.
[05:55:43] Oh yeah, Capcom's good.
[05:55:49] I'm impressed you're three and three bro like dead ass. I'm impressed bro for real. I'm telling you bro
[05:55:56] It's a part of Elon Musk 1.0
[05:56:00] No, like I'm legitimately impressed bro
[05:56:03] All right, let's run this shit. What if I got champion before you in 3.0?
[05:56:10] Um it you never better chance of getting struck by lightning nine times bro, okay, dude
[05:56:16] I feel like you can't really get champ if you only solo queue.
[05:56:23] I feel like you have to stack or like duo queue or trio queue.
[05:56:26] I'm not even kidding.
[05:56:27] Yeah, is that facts?
[05:56:29] I feel like you can only get champ by stacking or like trio queue or duo queue.
[05:56:33] I don't think you can get champ solo like that ass.
[05:56:44] Again, right? 2.0 for sure, but I don't know about 9.3.0.
[05:56:51] I don't see one located at bomb, plant your defenses at bomb.
[05:56:54] Thomas, you want me to actually nidog? You're gonna die.
[05:56:57] I was gonna show you a bomb because I'm probably gonna stream slamp you.
[05:57:00] No, I'm setting up cat-cannon traps.
[05:57:10] Alright, Thomas, come, come, come.
[05:57:12] Wait, I'm saying my last chopper are you actually never mind do your thing. You're thanks
[05:57:18] Low key just sit inside if you're new to the game. It's good to hold site. That's never gonna be bad
[05:57:25] Can I win kill me if I'm in the cock bathroom?
[05:57:29] Really rarely very hard for you to die there
[05:57:32] The only thing you got to watch out for in the bathroom is the window there's no window
[05:57:39] Then you're in the bathroom. I'm in the one-off closet
[05:57:42] Oh, well that's closet.
[05:57:45] But yeah, sitting inside is good.
[05:57:49] There's the light stream sign.
[05:57:53] You see that chat?
[05:57:54] It's wall banging.
[05:57:55] I knew they were standing when they first banned mozzie.
[05:57:58] Disgusting pigs.
[05:58:00] No one first bans mozzie.
[05:58:12] I'm just pushing top there we're kind of answering the problem is they're gonna go
[05:58:30] I'm gonna die you're gonna be safe in here
[05:58:39] No, no, I'm not gonna die cuz they don't know I'm they don't know I'm beside the fridge
[05:58:46] I'm looking at him and I died avert.
[05:59:02] Got this. Alright, listen.
[05:59:03] There's a claymore, close right.
[05:59:05] Walk up and shoot the claymore.
[05:59:06] Shoot the claymore close right.
[05:59:08] Shoot the claymore.
[05:59:09] Shoot past.
[05:59:10] Okay, now flank, now flank.
[05:59:12] NICE!
[05:59:14] OH MY GOD!
[05:59:15] OH MY GOD!
[05:59:16] Okay, hi! Don't peek, don't peek!
[05:59:17] You will die if you peek that.
[05:59:19] Yes, okay.
[05:59:20] He's inside, he's inside.
[05:59:21] Rip out the barricade.
[05:59:22] Turn around, turn around, turn around.
[05:59:24] Got this. The barricade!
[05:59:25] To your left!
[05:59:26] To your left!
[05:59:27] Right!
[05:59:29] Left!
[05:59:30] Oh my god.
[05:59:32] So you see? Yeah, right there. Walk, walk straight.
[05:59:41] He's inside. Countess, I need you to walk straight. Walk straight.
[05:59:45] Turn. See that big X? Pull that.
[05:59:49] Pull that out. Now he's inside. He's inside. Keep your gun up.
[05:59:51] You saw him on the roadside. You saw him on the big hole.
[05:59:53] Look at the big hole. Look at the big hole. You looked at it.
[05:59:56] No, no, down. Nice.
[05:59:57] The gigantic hole, okay?
[05:59:59] Right there, that hole.
[06:00:01] You're honestly not fucking bad, kid.
[06:00:03] You went four and three in a platinum lobby?
[06:00:07] It sounds like-
[06:00:08] Nope.
[06:00:09] Is that good?
[06:00:10] Uh, that's literally incredible.
[06:00:12] I actually cannot believe that.
[06:00:14] God, I'm gonna rock a piss, bro.
[06:00:15] Good shit.
[06:00:16] Let's play another one.
[06:00:17] All right, let's go.
[06:00:18] High-rise, cure it up.
[06:00:20] So, wait.
[06:00:21] What?
[06:00:22] What?
[06:00:23] So wait, if I win all 5 ranked matches, what rank am I going to place?
[06:00:38] You would place plat.
[06:00:51] Okay guys, what's the best operator that I could lock in for Defender?
[06:00:59] What if I went...
[06:01:01] awarding?
[06:01:05] Okay, so we'll get awarding.
[06:01:13] And then I could also get...
[06:01:21] I
[06:01:25] Zombie the fuck this is on me, dude
[06:01:34] Thorble device at six is surfaces and releases a gas
[06:01:39] Well, that's support shit though. I don't want to support. I want to solo carry
[06:01:51] Vigil? Vigil scans trying devices, wipe his image from cameras. But that's useless.
[06:02:11] All right, bro.
[06:02:16] You're out of tests.
[06:02:18] You ready, bro?
[06:02:20] Bro, JD, I just bought fucking out.
[06:02:22] Whatever the fuck his name is.
[06:02:25] Who?
[06:02:26] Warden.
[06:02:28] Ora.
[06:02:29] Steve, bro, you're already thinking like a champion.
[06:02:31] This is all you gotta do to be champion at Siege, bro.
[06:02:34] Play Warden shotgun with the SMG-12 secondary.
[06:02:37] Don't reinforce.
[06:02:39] Go on tiktok and don't call out and just shit on people.
[06:02:43] You're playing the howl.
[06:02:45] Bro, this is what, this is what Stompin' did, bro.
[06:02:48] Like, like, you know, bro.
[06:02:49] Cause the thing about Siege is you just have to have aura.
[06:02:52] Like, if you don't reinforce and you scroll through tiktok in the preparation phase
[06:02:56] and you only play SMG12 and try to hit a clip every round,
[06:03:00] you're doing what the Siege community does, bro.
[06:03:02] Nobody actually plays the game properly, bro.
[06:03:04] They call the drone phase the phone phase because people just go through TikTok.
[06:03:11] But it's not like that to do in this game?
[06:03:14] Uh, no, it's Aura.
[06:03:16] It's all anyone does, bro.
[06:03:17] I mean, is it bad?
[06:03:19] Like, yeah, do pros do that?
[06:03:21] No.
[06:03:22] Not a single pro does that.
[06:03:23] But the thing is, when you play Ranked Bro, nobody cares.
[06:03:27] No one cares about their teammates.
[06:03:28] No one cares about themselves.
[06:03:30] In the prep phase, all you do is just ignore all your drones and then use an SMG12.
[06:03:37] So it's like when your league game starts and you're just sitting in base and you're
[06:03:41] fucking like not even doing anything.
[06:03:44] Ah, bingo.
[06:03:45] Literally yes!
[06:03:46] Yes!
[06:03:47] Right there!
[06:03:49] Also, is a Jaeger-
[06:03:51] BAN-LAIR!
[06:03:52] BAN-LAIR!
[06:03:53] Oh my fucking-
[06:03:54] I did!
[06:03:55] I VOTED FOR IT!
[06:03:58] You got to relax dude. You cannot start yelling at me when you don't even tell me to do this shit.
[06:04:07] Yo, Don't test. You do this thing where you like auto pilot ban, bro.
[06:04:11] I need you to really listen to me on the bans here, bro. This map sucks cocks.
[06:04:15] Okay, uh, what?
[06:04:18] Okay, bannice, bannice, bannice.
[06:04:20] I'm banning cents.
[06:04:22] Rod wants to play games drunk with you.
[06:04:25] Yeah bro, Ron wants to join us for rank, we're down.
[06:04:30] Wait, what rank is Ron in R6?
[06:04:35] Miho, I mean, unranked bro, like what do you, unranked bro, he's like level 20.
[06:04:43] Yo, Chitty, it's time for you to watch what a real mausoleum looks like.
[06:04:48] Yo, I was wondering, okay, Dante, alright, it was fun to get up mausoleum for real.
[06:04:53] No, you already walked in mute.
[06:04:55] That's as good.
[06:04:56] Okay, there's no...
[06:04:58] Yo, motherfucker.
[06:04:59] Dude, if you wanna ask me, you should have wanted it.
[06:05:02] No, no, bro, I don't!
[06:05:04] Let me play my god!
[06:05:06] Like, don't touch fucking Mazi!
[06:05:09] Bro, what if I outfired you, though?
[06:05:11] Rascaling my job for kills in a plat, Bobby.
[06:05:15] Yeah, and I had seven, bro.
[06:05:17] What's your point, buddy?
[06:05:20] Or maybe I had six.
[06:05:22] Wait, what is my middle click, dude?
[06:05:27] Alright, so come here, come here. Let me teach you, Mothman. Come here, come here, come here, come here.
[06:05:30] How are you?
[06:05:30] I'm the guy with the shotgun.
[06:05:33] Right here, come here.
[06:05:33] Yeah, of course you are.
[06:05:35] Yo.
[06:05:35] Hey, hey!
[06:05:36] Are you gonna be a student or what?!
[06:05:38] I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
[06:05:39] What the fuck and what?!
[06:05:41] I'm sorry.
[06:05:41] Shoot your Mothman pest right here.
[06:05:45] Now.
[06:05:47] PICK THAT STUPID SHIT UP!
[06:05:49] PICK THAT STUPID SHIT UP!
[06:05:51] I did not say to hit it there, did I?
[06:05:53] Shoot your mazzie here! Here!
[06:05:57] Now, if a drone comes up the staircase,
[06:06:00] you will hack it and it will become your drone.
[06:06:03] He's a very strong operator.
[06:06:05] Bro, that's shit! What do I care about vision?
[06:06:08] Oh my fucking god.
[06:06:10] Because bro, top tier player's drone, bro. Top tier player's drone.
[06:06:14] I don't know Buster because I've been on League of Legends for two months.
[06:06:27] What brand do you want me to be buddy?
[06:06:28] Where should I sit?
[06:06:30] Where should I sit?
[06:06:33] Hold on daddy's killing everybody.
[06:06:38] right here's a good spot where you're at right now is a great spot cover my top
[06:06:52] cover my top yo what did you say that's cover my top I need to top me
[06:07:02] don't test your flanking nothing right now no one's down there they're up here
[06:07:06] One's on this window and one's on this breach, up here.
[06:07:09] Wait, how do you know that?
[06:07:11] Uh, audio.
[06:07:13] On the window, on the window, on the window.
[06:07:15] Also watch out for the breach.
[06:07:18] The breach is right here.
[06:07:20] Watch out, you could die from that.
[06:07:22] Right.
[06:07:23] Douglas, all I want you to do is stand right here and hold an angle on this window.
[06:07:26] But then you serve as a breach?
[06:07:28] Yeah, but if they breach, I'll see four of them.
[06:07:36] Alright, they're pushing over here, Don't test, over here, oh my god, I'll ping.
[06:07:49] Come over here, come over here.
[06:07:54] I
[06:07:57] Changed Max
[06:08:04] Don't have to watch this door. What's on this week? Why'd you want to punch that punch issue? Oh shit? Oh shit?
[06:08:11] Why the fuck did you run at him?
[06:08:13] Bro, I saved the fucking play I saved the play
[06:08:17] Bro don't text listen. Oh, bro. Oh listen as a defender
[06:08:22] You need to hold the objective in a 4v2 scenario. You do not sprint at the enemies
[06:08:28] What the fuck that participant is that in League of Legends? That's like diving into somebody's fallen instead of just kidding the Nexus
[06:08:36] Literally, if you just watch the door we win. Yeah, it's Jinx. He didn't you do that when you do it with only a pixel that one time
[06:08:43] Okay, you're actually right Ron called wait Ron called
[06:08:52] Yo, is this guy trying to, like, get an edit right now?
[06:09:00] Is that JC?
[06:09:02] Oh my god, there's no way it's JC.
[06:09:06] Yo, it's something wrong. It hurts you, uh, there was a bad minute you wanted to talk to me.
[06:09:10] What?
[06:09:12] Yo, my chat said you're drunk and you want to play games.
[06:09:17] Bro, happy Fourth of July, brother.
[06:09:21] Yo, is he trying to bog me? What's happening right now? Why is he shirtless?
[06:09:28] Is he trying to bog me? What the fuck is this guy doing?
[06:09:31] Look at him!
[06:09:34] Bro, Ron, listen bro, enough of this shit. Listen, if you want to play games with me and Dante, bro
[06:09:40] We're chillin' in Discord, bro.
[06:09:51] Okay, I'll get drunk if Dantez gets drunk. Dantez, the world is your oyster, bro.
[06:09:56] Mio!
[06:09:57] No one wants the last fucking gamers up for the delight, they want to see me come drinkin' it.
[06:10:01] I got for it, found a bomb.
[06:10:04] Um, and then I want to see some fraudin'.
[06:10:07] Yo, you're, uh, Ron, you're lagging, bro. You're laggin'.
[06:10:10] What is y'all's Wi-Fi? Aren't you guys in, like, a fuckin' mega mansion?
[06:10:14] A what mansion?
[06:10:15] Alright, see what I'm talkin' about? Yo!
[06:10:17] I said mega! Clear his day!
[06:10:20] CLAM I SAID MEGA! MEGA!
[06:10:23] FUCKING MEGA!
[06:10:25] Dude, stop saying that!
[06:10:27] Yo, Dante has put a goddamn sock in it!
[06:10:30] Listen, bro, Ron, if you want to play games, we're down.
[06:10:34] Oh my god, you're gonna waste me, burger.
[06:10:36] Alright, I'll drink, bro. I'll drink. I'll drink. I'll drink.
[06:10:39] And Dante said he's gonna smoke pot.
[06:10:41] This is...
[06:10:43] I mean, brother, the rules aren't...
[06:10:45] We're doing that thing, we gotta get it laced in, and he's gonna drink too.
[06:10:47] I'm with it.
[06:10:48] Yo, I'm with it, Twin. I'm with it.
[06:10:50] with it don't hang up your number will
[06:11:03] be leaked yo what's up round chat I'm
[06:11:05] gonna see you drown right now please
[06:11:08] how's it going bro yes man watch a
[06:11:13] little bit of footy today probably gonna
[06:11:15] light off some fireworks later bro just
[06:11:17] gentlemen not yet I might start here the in this gaming session okay but I was
[06:11:32] told by Ron directly multiple times that I'm a drunk monster so why do you want
[06:11:37] to drink now like what is this shit
[06:12:07] I'm just gonna get some drinks, guys.
[06:12:09] I'm just gonna be honest. I'm just gonna fix how hot it is.
[06:12:12] Okay, alright, bro. You convinced me. See, here's the thing, bro.
[06:12:14] I'm trying to, like, get away from drinking because of what happened with Flo's, bro.
[06:12:18] I'm not trying to ever revisit that state of my life.
[06:12:22] Like, I'm some real shit, man. I can't do that again.
[06:12:26] I see where you're coming from.
[06:12:27] And, well, I'm not even sure if this is gonna work.
[06:12:30] Do you see what's your picture? That's not wrong.
[06:12:32] Not again!
[06:12:34] This is the state one is...
[06:12:35] The stage one is to face, you know, you gotta face, if you're trying to get away from me,
[06:12:42] sit on your chair, okay?
[06:12:44] Yes, sir.
[06:12:45] Yo, why is this guy holding an angle on the bottom of the staircase?
[06:12:49] No, Lays, you're right.
[06:12:50] You know what?
[06:12:51] I'm gonna crack a drink right now.
[06:12:52] What are you writing?
[06:12:53] What's your racist?
[06:12:54] What are you gonna do?
[06:12:55] What are you gonna do?
[06:12:56] Dude, I don't even know.
[06:12:57] I think White Claw or Suncruiser?
[06:12:59] I don't know.
[06:13:00] The last operator's here.
[06:13:01] Hey, little Suncruiser, maybe a little White Claw is for the girls.
[06:13:04] the ladies no no what whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what cause manly yo chat what
[06:13:11] cause mainly bro what do you mean for the ladies bro no no white cause manly
[06:13:22] what okay all right bro yo tell mom to get his ass in the discord now
[06:13:34] All right, wait, please if I hang up my number gets me right
[06:13:44] Okay, oh wait, Ron's back
[06:13:49] Yo, why is this guy trying to mug me I'm not getting in a frame with you right now, bro
[06:13:53] Yo, me and Docs as our drinking bro get in here
[06:13:56] Yeah, bro, we let's just get drunk and play games all night guys
[06:14:14] Yeah, bro, your wife's up Flynn your wife's up, bro
[06:14:17] No, I'm just trying to show you something, but you can't show the chat.
[06:14:21] That I can't show the chat? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[06:14:24] I got this in P.O., and I'm not kidding, bro.
[06:14:27] I don't know when I should show this, but look.
[06:14:32] Okay, this guy's...
[06:14:36] Give me five minutes.
[06:14:38] Okay.
[06:14:40] Yo, Don Tess, are you drinking tonight or no?
[06:14:43] No.
[06:14:45] Bro, I shouldn't drink then, man.
[06:14:47] I'm getting peer pressure, dude.
[06:14:49] I just wanna drink water.
[06:14:50] Jitty, jitty, jitty.
[06:14:51] Just fucking empty out a white cloth filled with water and then just act drunk.
[06:14:56] Oh my god, you're right.
[06:14:58] Like a larp, larp, larp, so whore.
[06:14:59] Dude, yeah, you really get a barp-ing, so it's gonna be good.
[06:15:02] Yo, I don't, okay.
[06:15:04] I don't larp shit!
[06:15:07] I'm not a larp-er!
[06:15:09] Jinksy, jinksy.
[06:15:11] We all saw the Ronaldo Blaze clip that you had in 2021.
[06:15:19] Yo, did you just hallucinate?
[06:15:21] We're not. I've never glazed Ronaldo in my life.
[06:15:24] Bro, we all saw the 2021 clip.
[06:15:30] Yo, bro, listen, I've played football since I was five years old, bro.
[06:15:34] There's no mark in this house.
[06:15:36] All right, bro.
[06:15:37] OK, Jinx, I'm setting up five cap cap traps on the same door.
[06:15:41] good good kid okay now don't ask what I want you to do that's really important
[06:15:47] okay you need to start meowing in my ear in five seconds because if you do I'm
[06:15:53] gonna get the e-girl buff and I'm gonna spawn people okay okay okay I'm ready so
[06:15:57] now okay get to me out
[06:16:05] No!
[06:16:06] See, you didn't like...
[06:16:08] No, okay, I died.
[06:16:09] No, shh, I'm dead!
[06:16:11] I'M DEAD!
[06:16:12] No!
[06:16:13] Bro!
[06:16:14] No, you didn't meow good enough, you have to go like...
[06:16:16] Can't you meow?
[06:16:18] Meow!
[06:16:18] And then I would've killed the evil.
[06:16:20] Dude!
[06:16:20] You actually just have to go!
[06:16:21] Can't you meow?
[06:16:22] And then I would've literally killed the evil, but you fucked it up!
[06:16:24] Dude, what the fuck kind of sick coaching is this?
[06:16:28] You just brought me onto your main account to do with you and play supports and have me meow.
[06:16:32] Uh, yeah bro, this is what Stompin' did, bro.
[06:16:36] Alright, now listen, run straight and put Barbed Wire on the staircase.
[06:16:39] We don't want you getting caught off guard.
[06:16:42] That's a ladder.
[06:16:43] That's a ladder.
[06:16:44] To your right.
[06:16:45] To your right.
[06:16:46] Barbed Wire, down, down, down, down.
[06:16:49] Go down more.
[06:16:50] Now!
[06:16:51] There!
[06:16:52] Good.
[06:16:53] Now run up.
[06:16:54] Now you won't get caught off guard.
[06:16:55] Well, play it.
[06:16:56] Okay, right now you're just chilling.
[06:16:57] You're holding sights.
[06:16:58] Okay, they're pushing the other objective.
[06:17:00] You have to go over there.
[06:17:03] They're going to push A site, all right?
[06:17:04] I want you to walk through this door
[06:17:06] and then hold an angle on the door to the left.
[06:17:07] You're going to walk through and see a door on your left.
[06:17:09] Hold this angle.
[06:17:11] Hold that.
[06:17:12] That's limiting par fact.
[06:17:13] Hold that.
[06:17:14] Nice.
[06:17:15] Stop moving.
[06:17:16] They can hear every movement in this game.
[06:17:18] Hold that angle.
[06:17:21] Keep holding that.
[06:17:22] You're going to get a kill.
[06:17:22] Trust me.
[06:17:23] Back up a little bit.
[06:17:24] Back up a little bit.
[06:17:25] the fuck do I do now are you aiming with your penis
[06:17:36] what wait your teammates about to kill everybody I think
[06:17:41] hold the door again look at the door again don't be afraid we sweat
[06:17:44] what the fuck you shot your stop moving
[06:17:52] Hey right there right there right there right there actually nice wait wait wait
[06:17:59] they killed each other I bet what do you want you did good you did fine kid
[06:18:05] how do I just get fucked on that hard
[06:18:09] okay our team might win this it's because you made so much noise bro laying
[06:18:15] down makes a lot of noise and they just knew you were there don't ever do that
[06:18:19] only lay down when you shoot while you do it so that way they don't hear you
[06:18:22] like shoot one or two bullets while you're prone wait so it's less bad to shoot than
[06:18:28] it is so just straight up prone are you fucking serious yes bro it's called
[06:18:34] masking sound our teammate is in an unloosable 1v1 because he's on pulse so
[06:18:39] basically as soon as this guy plants you can track his heartbeat through the wall
[06:18:42] Oh, that was cool.
[06:18:44] Or to make things that are the wallbangs.
[06:18:46] Well played.
[06:18:50] Nice guys!
[06:18:52] We're jinxed, you had a good idea.
[06:18:54] What if we did it? What if we do a drinking stream?
[06:18:57] With Lose and Ron?
[06:18:59] And we can't end until we win a game of Fall, guys.
[06:19:04] We already did that and it was a fucking disaster.
[06:19:07] Never again, bro.
[06:19:08] Bro, I wonder what games do we even play?
[06:19:10] If it's me, Ron, Dantez, Lacy, Lace, that's 5.
[06:19:17] What can we even play?
[06:19:19] League of Legends ranked 5's.
[06:19:21] God, how generational.
[06:19:23] Bro, but I don't think any of them are ranked.
[06:19:27] Unless Highbibes comes in clutch.
[06:19:30] Tryin' to know what game we can play, bro.
[06:19:37] Ooh, garlic phone, that's a good game. Wait, garlic phone's a good game.
[06:19:50] Yu-Gi-Oh, how the fuck are we gonna play Yu-Gi-Oh on like Steam?
[06:19:55] So what about like Fall Guys?
[06:19:57] No, we need five.
[06:19:59] No, Magic the Gathering.
[06:20:01] What the fuck is that? What is magic?
[06:20:04] would you never heard of that no dude it's like a it's like Pokemon but
[06:20:10] better Jenny think I could one be for them in siege no way low key maybe I'm
[06:20:18] out of your kidding or no laces diamond laces like diamond
[06:20:24] I
[06:20:31] Will call me to lose you know, I think I could one before not even getting me or a good one before bro
[06:20:37] You know you can barely one-to-one plots in the sobby
[06:20:41] What type of student
[06:20:44] What type of fucking student is this dude you make me meow you literally make me meow
[06:20:51] Wow!
[06:20:52] Bro, if we do mecha, we gotta get more peeps!
[06:20:55] Oh my god, this guy's, oh no, he's out of...
[06:21:04] My timing is so...
[06:21:06] I think this guy has walls, I just experienced the most disgusting stream side by thing in
[06:21:13] sujessery.
[06:21:14] Wait, what happened?
[06:21:15] Did he run out and see for you?
[06:21:17] Yep.
[06:21:18] chat, how could we play mecha, dude?
[06:21:22] chat, it's Ronald, let me add Ronald to the call, hold up
[06:21:30] for the last mecha lava we had was 8, cause there was just 20 people fucking
[06:21:34] yapping
[06:21:38] It's right here, our teammate walked into a C4 and then also hit him from behind for
[06:21:48] some reason.
[06:21:51] And then our teammate turned his back to an enemy.
[06:21:58] Round set, one second, okay.
[06:22:01] Dude, Loki, Gartik's phone's not a bad shout.
[06:22:08] Dude, but Mecha could be fun too, man.
[06:22:14] Jon says, uh, you're 0 and 3 Lee right now, what's going on, baby?
[06:22:18] Bro, I got spawn killed by a fucking C4!
[06:22:23] Yeah, so what I want you to start doing is every time you leave spawn, just literally
[06:22:28] jerk off for 10 seconds and you'll never get spawnpeeked again. You think I'm
[06:22:32] kidding? This is what's stopping it. Every time you spawn in, just jerk off for 10
[06:22:36] to 15 seconds and you'll never have to worry about getting spawnpeeked again.
[06:22:39] Wait, how often does that shit happen though?
[06:22:42] Uh, spawnpeeks probably once a game, honestly. Somebody dies to a spawnpeek.
[06:22:48] I'm not even kidding though. Once a game, somebody dies to a spawnpeek, like dead
[06:22:53] I know what I'm going to do.
[06:23:00] Jinxy, what if I told them the best LMG user in Siege history?
[06:23:07] I would say you never saw Prime Jinxy, bro.
[06:23:09] Hello?
[06:23:10] Yo, Ron, what's good?
[06:23:11] Hey, hey, hey, Junko, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't tell.
[06:23:14] What's up, Ron?
[06:23:15] Hey, hey, hey, hi, Bo.
[06:23:17] Ron, you been doing a little bit of boozing?
[06:23:19] brother if we're not drinking work my fridge you shut my fridge thank you daddy
[06:23:25] yeah you try to do a little chat but we're trying to do a drunk
[06:23:33] oh we're down we're down bro yo run how about we all five get drunk and play
[06:23:41] Peter bot in a 5v1 at 4-night everyone I get beat Peter by silver so
[06:23:49] All right
[06:23:51] That's it friends. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, you can that says you can't see me
[06:23:56] But it's Dion Sanders putting his shoulder on Travis Hunter putting his hand on Travis Hunter shoulder
[06:24:04] Talk who's better Ron or Peter boss?
[06:24:10] Um, I mean Ron you could answer that one down the bomb
[06:24:19] I think Ron Deffen. Don't I respond to you?
[06:24:25] Oh my god, uh, Jinxie, two of our players just died for C4.
[06:24:30] Hey, Ron, what's up?
[06:24:32] I got a question for you and on test.
[06:24:34] Yep.
[06:24:35] Um, hey Jinxie, you're drinking, right?
[06:24:39] Hold up, I'm not seeing a clip that says that you're going to empty out a bottle and you're going to put water in it, bro.
[06:24:47] What up, what up, I'm out of clutch, if you clutch this, I'll slam this drink.
[06:24:57] Oh, god, come on, he's my daddy.
[06:25:03] Shit, what happened?
[06:25:05] Stay, blanks the staircase.
[06:25:07] Why are you playing the staircase, you little blot?
[06:25:14] Not this how'd you die me? Oh, what happened bro bro? I try shooting down a door and the guy's waiting behind it
[06:25:23] Wait Chad drunk or no drunk. I don't know
[06:25:26] Yo, bro. Listen man. I
[06:25:29] You told me I became a drunk monster when I'm drunk bro, so I'm done drinking man like
[06:25:34] Yeah, but bro the thing is at the end of the day man as long as you're happy who cares what other people think
[06:25:40] Bro Jinxie you're your home edge, it's closer to live, bro.
[06:25:43] Just don't over drink, you know, cap yourself, bro.
[06:25:46] Like if you're feeling a little tipsy, just stop.
[06:25:49] Don't do it, you know what I'm saying?
[06:25:50] If you feel good-
[06:25:51] But no, but I'm gonna-
[06:25:52] Like dude, the thing is I'm getting a six pack this year.
[06:25:54] Like I'm locking in.
[06:25:55] I keep-
[06:25:56] Why'd you laugh?
[06:25:57] You might as well make a tweet too.
[06:25:58] Tell everyone to like and tweet, bro.
[06:26:00] Uh, no!
[06:26:01] I'm not having any.
[06:26:02] I'm not doing that.
[06:26:02] I'm getting a six pack.
[06:26:03] And I don't care what nobody says, bro.
[06:26:05] I'm good to be able-
[06:26:06] I'm getting a six pack when you sit at home, play video games,
[06:26:09] shut out eating everything you're curvy bro and then drink each drink each drink game bro
[06:26:19] and you goon uh i i have not goon in literally three months okay listen bro
[06:26:27] that's two months okay listen bro i'm fully locked in i'm fully locked in bro i'm getting a six pack
[06:26:33] I'm not gonna tweet it out and then like you and lacy bro. I'm not gonna tweet it out
[06:26:39] Act like I'm gonna give away money and then not give away money. No, I'm getting your actual six pack, but okay
[06:26:45] Okay, I'm getting a suspect too, and I'm not gonna lie. I'm making a tweet. I'm making a tweet
[06:26:49] Lacy, what's up, bro?
[06:26:51] You're making a three. Yeah, Lacy. What's up, bro?
[06:26:55] How you doing, bro? Yo, you guys want a 4v1 me and Siege
[06:27:03] All right, yo we can do a little bit of a wager dude like I think I win this I'm not even kidding
[06:27:14] Uh, it would be you run the tests and lays yo Mudo, what do you want bro? Oh brother
[06:27:22] I
[06:27:33] Did you just hang up on him?
[06:27:36] Here's your me. You know
[06:27:39] Hey, this are my biggest motivators at the table with dinner with success and let me tell you bro. It's not happening. Yo, uh
[06:27:46] Uh, Laze, what is your peak ranked in R6, bro?
[06:27:50] Uh, Diamond, during Operation Health and Operation Chimera.
[06:27:54] Fuck, Chad, I think I still won before this.
[06:27:56] Lacy, are you unranked?
[06:27:58] I'm bad now.
[06:27:59] I just got ranked in Silver on PC, but I haven't really
[06:28:02] grinded, I just played my placement.
[06:28:04] I'm an undefeated champion against Senna.
[06:28:06] I beat her 7-0.
[06:28:08] Dude, y'all want to rock a quick 1v4 before we rip Mecha?
[06:28:12] Was it a little bit loose?
[06:28:13] Yeah, like, I don't understand.
[06:28:14] You wanna stick this on or something?
[06:28:16] It's gonna take us longer to load up Rainbow Six Beach
[06:28:21] than it is to fucking you to play us, bro.
[06:28:22] He's right.
[06:28:23] He's right.
[06:28:24] We can get him.
[06:28:25] Yo, put it up now, put it up now.
[06:28:26] Bro, let's do it.
[06:28:27] I'll do a little wager, man.
[06:28:28] I'm pretty confident of myself.
[06:28:30] Wait, you'll wager?
[06:28:32] Yeah, bro, I'll wager.
[06:28:33] We'll go up to like five.
[06:28:34] It won't even be long.
[06:28:35] I will wager.
[06:28:36] Did I butt down somewhere?
[06:28:37] I'm getting a call from someone who used to work at Faze.
[06:28:39] Oh my God.
[06:28:40] I'm gonna get a call.
[06:28:42] What's up, Adam?
[06:28:43] What are you working right now, what's up, buddy?
[06:28:50] What's up?
[06:28:53] How you doing?
[06:28:57] Hey, Thomas, happy Fourth of July, man.
[06:28:59] He sounds drunk.
[06:29:03] Is he drunk, perchance?
[06:29:05] What was he talking to?
[06:29:07] A phased member or something?
[06:29:09] I don't even know what's happening.
[06:29:10] Is he drunk?
[06:29:12] Well, I think everyone's fucking drunk today except us
[06:29:16] Yeah, bro, I'm fucking reason. I'm sober. I'm getting a six pack like I'm really about this shit
[06:29:22] Yo, Lacey, I gotta get a six pack bro. Like it's over like it's I'm gonna start logging bro. I'm gonna start logging shit, bro
[06:29:30] Just drink
[06:29:32] Yo, Lace, it's a national drinking holiday. Peer pressure classic. No, bro
[06:29:37] I'm locking in bro. Like I need I need to get a six pack in a month. Like I'm not drinking shit
[06:29:41] one dude I'm gonna eat chicken and rice every day eat salads vegetables like I'm
[06:29:50] gonna get huge bro don't that's listen to me listen to me clear we're gonna take
[06:29:54] oversight all right okay how
[06:29:58] Oh
[06:30:13] So leave the strategy see
[06:30:16] Riding for
[06:30:19] In the shape
[06:30:23] Yeah
[06:30:25] I'm back
[06:30:29] He's getting an icon skin, but I think he just confirmed it. What did he say he said that all of a sudden
[06:30:35] I've been trying for that a lot now. He's saying that he's getting a six cat
[06:30:40] The icon skin before stable Bernardo, bro, I'm gonna watch this house with the fuck I'm always streamed with a fucking bazooka
[06:30:48] I'm gonna blow up this fucking house
[06:30:52] My go live notification
[06:30:55] I'm going to have a fucking rocket launcher attack me, and I'll pull it back.
[06:31:00] Bro, or, oh my god, that's good aim.
[06:31:02] Or maybe, just maybe, four nights are good a game, and I like playing good games, bro.
[06:31:10] Come on, man.
[06:31:11] Like, the Pro Am, you already got some good Pro, bro.
[06:31:14] You're going to win. Don't worry.
[06:31:16] Yo, uh, who's your pro for the Pro Am, bruh?
[06:31:19] Uh, they gave me clicks.
[06:31:21] I'm just kidding.
[06:31:23] Wait, Lacey, who's here, bro?
[06:31:26] I think it's announced yet.
[06:31:27] Wow, all right, we know it's Lacey, bro.
[06:31:29] Yo, Lacey, that's not a fair team, buddy.
[06:31:31] That's not fair, and you know it.
[06:31:33] The shit's lamicki.
[06:31:34] The shit is lamicki if you win.
[06:31:37] Okay, so let's say it was hypothetically me and Clicks.
[06:31:40] How is that not?
[06:31:41] Leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak,
[06:31:45] leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak, leak.
[06:31:47] I'm saying if it was.
[06:31:50] Yeah, okay, how's that fair?
[06:31:52] It's a pro and a semi-pro.
[06:31:53] It's called pro AM.
[06:31:55] Bro, that's like them putting me with fucking like
[06:31:57] any pro bro, it's like a pro to pro like,
[06:31:59] I shouldn't even be allowed to play.
[06:32:00] Exactly, like who do you want me to play with then?
[06:32:01] You see, there's not a single pro I could play
[06:32:03] without would be fair.
[06:32:04] I got somebody.
[06:32:06] Who?
[06:32:06] Mr. Peaky.
[06:32:08] That's not a pro.
[06:32:10] It's a pro?
[06:32:11] Yo, what, it's you're the pro bro.
[06:32:13] You literally have winnings.
[06:32:14] I have to be the pro.
[06:32:15] If you have earnings on Fortnite, you're a professional.
[06:32:18] Why?
[06:32:19] Because you earned money on Fortnite.
[06:32:20] Factor cap!
[06:32:21] I'm not alive like so you're gonna I know some people that got earnings off for like that
[06:32:28] Definitely are not pros, bro
[06:32:32] Look dude all I'm saying is bro. I mean that's it you agree with me, right?
[06:32:38] Guys I'm a pro player what he's talking about like yo, this disrespect that I'm not a pro player
[06:32:43] I could
[06:32:45] unsoundably get on for like any day of the week and
[06:32:48] And either win a game, win a tournament, I could win games, bro.
[06:32:53] Okay, so Ron, if you're a pro, get an amateur teammate. Period, bro. Get an amateur teammate.
[06:32:59] Like who?
[06:33:01] Here's the cold hard facts, bro. And Ron, it's time to wake up and smell the coffee, bro. You were a pro.
[06:33:06] If we did a pro-amp with me and you, we would get dead last, bro. Everybody knows that.
[06:33:10] Can you do me a favor? Can you do me a favor? Can you look at the camera here?
[06:33:13] Hey, guys.
[06:33:15] Yo, Jason, what up, Buttercup? Happy 4th.
[06:33:18] Happy 4th, Jason. Happy 3rd.
[06:33:20] So, don't y'all normally do like a party or something?
[06:33:23] What's going on, Gaint?
[06:33:24] Because we're growing up, bro.
[06:33:27] Fuck this party shit. Let's get drunk with the guys,
[06:33:29] turn our camera on Discord, play a little matcha-chameleon.
[06:33:32] Fuck it, bro. Life's good, bro. Life's fucking good.
[06:33:35] We're gonna be any better, guys. Couldn't be any better.
[06:33:38] Real.
[06:33:40] Yo, look, brown chinch.
[06:33:42] Um, I think we on siege for 30 minutes
[06:33:47] Is rainbow six each anti-fun like why did I just take four minutes to load up the game per to say I need to restart
[06:33:54] It's just anti-funding do they don't fund the game bro. You're close though
[06:33:59] Jinxy, what is rainbow seven?
[06:34:10] Rainbow seven
[06:34:12] all of the games have six in the name
[06:34:17] yeah
[06:34:22] yeah
[06:34:25] I'm gonna make one for you
[06:34:28] holy w
[06:34:32] number we got room y'all we got room y'all
[06:34:36] so what what what do we do
[06:34:39] We're not making you what's the bet how much money that he can beat us. Oh, and now it's different if it's a 1v5
[06:34:44] I don't know about a 1v5. I will give you a kill. We've got what you want
[06:34:47] Who vamos vamos? Yeah 1v5 kill me
[06:34:51] You're I'm just letting you know right now. It is physically impossible to 1v5 us. I'm not kidding
[06:34:57] Yeah, you guys are like four coppers and ladies check. I'm not even taking a chance
[06:35:01] I'm not a chance. There's not a huge debt. I don't have a chance. You should give me like give me like
[06:35:09] All right, take high-fives, bro.
[06:35:10] All right, let me get Muda.
[06:35:12] Oh, no.
[06:35:13] Oh, brother.
[06:35:14] Oh, brother.
[06:35:15] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[06:35:18] He almost lost the 2B2.
[06:35:19] Yeah, you almost lost the 2B2 me and Jason.
[06:35:21] You think you're going to beat me and, like,
[06:35:23] Yeah, and you guys had a six-round lead,
[06:35:25] and I fucking wiped you guys.
[06:35:26] He's 7.
[06:35:27] We should have won that, by the way.
[06:35:28] I don't know.
[06:35:29] All right, how about this?
[06:35:30] We'll do this in season, then after,
[06:35:31] we'll do all of you guys versus me and Ron before that.
[06:35:34] That.
[06:35:36] I think we just lose that, I'm going to be honest.
[06:35:38] Fortnight skill gap from siege skill gap is way different. It's not about the skill gap, bro
[06:35:44] It's about seeds. You can just get a headshot
[06:35:48] Like this
[06:35:53] I haven't done drinking this Mike's
[06:35:56] combination of a shot
[06:36:02] You see the awareness
[06:36:08] Open that up
[06:36:12] No, no, I can't bro. I'm gonna open up a Yeager black ice give me a second
[06:36:15] No, what I think we should do is we should maybe cam up get a couple of drinks, bro
[06:36:20] Fuck it. I'm down bro. Let's get drunk for camera and discord. Yeah, it's for three our game's almost over man
[06:36:26] Sorry guys. My OBS. That's not under where as well. It's fine. Oh
[06:36:32] I could get a teammate for the 2v5 whoo
[06:36:35] a
[06:36:37] Point lays with the camera. You just say spuit
[06:36:42] Now we got a wager two of us five of y'all
[06:36:48] Okay, what if we give y'all a round lead I
[06:36:53] Don't think we went around no
[06:36:56] We don't win with with with sport
[06:36:59] It's like fucking
[06:37:01] God in your siege, of course
[06:37:03] True. Well, SPOY is like 10 of you, Jinxie.
[06:37:07] Yeah, Loki, me and SPOY are just too unbalanced.
[06:37:10] My chat is saying that you lost a plax. Is that true?
[06:37:13] We have not lost a singular game today.
[06:37:15] Bro, this is the problem with propaganda, bro.
[06:37:17] Like, no, I'm fucking wiping the floor with these guys.
[06:37:21] Yeah, what is my skill level in season, you say? Rank wise.
[06:37:24] What's your level? What's your level?
[06:37:27] 5.
[06:37:28] So, unranked. Zero. One.
[06:37:31] No, literally no you haven't even got level 50. You're not even copper you're actually wood
[06:37:40] They should stop calling it. Yes level does equal skill. You don't even know like what map you're on
[06:37:50] China's points down they're not down
[06:37:54] Well, that's a fair game this five of y'all lock in
[06:38:01] Like watch see he almost said to bro. See chat up almost there
[06:38:09] Bro jigsie, I'll be honest with you and I don't want to
[06:38:12] I'm not trying to farm retweets or nothing like that
[06:38:14] But I don't think you were ever like a slow at siege
[06:38:20] All right
[06:38:22] Dot test did you get spa peak bro?
[06:38:27] Yep, welcome. Yo run. Let me say this though
[06:38:31] So I was a cop might be able to make everybody look like
[06:38:43] I'm gonna kill the whole lobby real quick
[06:38:55] Wait what you got a text
[06:38:57] Oh
[06:39:00] Wait Kai said text
[06:39:11] Bro this last game was decent, but why is this one so miserable it's the same map
[06:39:19] It's just spawn peaks, bro, it's literally just you're just bumping you dude
[06:39:23] Not this have you been doing what I said I said every time you spawn in jerk off for 15 seconds
[06:39:28] You'll never get something again. Yeah, no, I'm gonna start though. They really grip your tip
[06:39:32] I'm not kidding. No, you don't need to spawn for 15 seconds. You don't get something
[06:39:38] It's four four four four
[06:39:41] Unless they close this it might oh it might be over now. Let me see the clutch
[06:39:46] Bro Kai just texted my phone bro. You're right. We said oh
[06:39:49] Oh shit, we're in no he said ladies good to be a part of it. I don't want you
[06:39:55] Wait ladies
[06:39:57] Wait, are y'all gonna be are y'all gonna be professors at streamer University or students?
[06:40:04] Yeah, talk to me girl
[06:40:12] Absolutely fucking not no
[06:40:19] He's just a fucking content creator as all he is bro.
[06:40:24] You're just a content creator.
[06:40:25] You have to accept that real bad job.
[06:40:27] You know what you are?
[06:40:28] I might even try to be disrespectful.
[06:40:29] He's happy to have Rainbow in every other game.
[06:40:31] He's just all shit.
[06:40:32] Kind of.
[06:40:33] OK.
[06:40:34] Well, guess who has two thumbs that just hit Diamond
[06:40:37] and Rocket League today?
[06:40:38] Nice, bro.
[06:40:39] How long does that take?
[06:40:40] Like eight months, seven months.
[06:40:43] Bro, Lazy's Diamond.
[06:40:45] Look, bro, let me say this, man.
[06:40:47] I'm just going to say facts and chat.
[06:40:48] You guys can stop me when I lie.
[06:40:50] Chat, are all the people that I used to play with and against
[06:40:53] in those console tournaments in pro league right now,
[06:40:56] yes or no?
[06:40:57] Yes, they are, bro.
[06:40:58] Half of them are pros, bro, literally.
[06:41:01] We were in fucking pro league, man.
[06:41:03] Yo, look at that guy's left leg, by the way.
[06:41:05] Look at his left leg.
[06:41:05] Yo, Dylan, can you mock my friend, Jason, real quick?
[06:41:10] I'm not letting you do that.
[06:41:11] Do that, say, chase him.
[06:41:13] Chat, why don't y'all say, stop, what?
[06:41:15] No, they're all pros, bro, like all of them.
[06:41:17] Oh my god, oh my god, it's just not happening, it's just not happening.
[06:41:21] You see?
[06:41:22] Well, bro, guys, if you guys don't want to get the work, I understand, we could play
[06:41:26] the macabre, we could play a game more of your guys' speed.
[06:41:29] Bro, we are on the game.
[06:41:30] Oh, I am.
[06:41:31] The thing is, Rainbow should be boring because we would just molly-walk if you wanted to.
[06:41:35] So then, let me get a teammate, bro, let me get one guy and then it's fun.
[06:41:38] Who, bro?
[06:41:39] Who, who can you get to make it fair?
[06:41:41] Chad, give us a person.
[06:41:42] Uh, this guy named William.
[06:41:43] This guy named William.
[06:41:44] Oh, is he a fucking bro?
[06:41:46] Is he like someone?
[06:41:47] No, this is William. Who's William?
[06:41:50] We want Charlie. Who the fuck is William?
[06:41:53] William Lofton. I want Charlie.
[06:41:55] You can play with Cina.
[06:41:57] Wait, why don't you get Mr. Peaky?
[06:41:59] Who the fuck is Mr. Peaky?
[06:42:03] Alright, first off, watch that shit.
[06:42:06] Second, bro, the goat, bro, what do you mean who's the goat?
[06:42:10] What do you mean? He's the goat, bro.
[06:42:13] What?
[06:42:14] Okay, listen.
[06:42:15] Boy, go fuck yourself.
[06:42:17] Yo, bro, wait, it's not.
[06:42:18] Fortnite?
[06:42:20] Bro, Mr. Peaky plays every game, bro.
[06:42:22] Wait, so what do you do on my Twitter account
[06:42:23] so that you earn $3,000 from Rocket League?
[06:42:28] Or not Rocket League?
[06:42:28] Rainbow, that was your earnings was 3K?
[06:42:33] Literally so not true.
[06:42:35] I mean, that's just pulling numbers out of pen air.
[06:42:37] Literally so not true.
[06:42:39] I earned thousands on that game.
[06:42:41] Yeah, no, no, no, that's not true.
[06:42:46] Nothing bro.
[06:42:49] Look, well, if I won't be five y'all, I need to get around the dude.
[06:42:52] Let's keep it fair.
[06:42:53] Yeah, we'll give you all round.
[06:42:56] I don't know why I want to lose a single round.
[06:42:58] I was off for it, found a bomb.
[06:43:00] It's been like an eight kill lead round to 100.
[06:43:03] I think you're a lot worse than me.
[06:43:06] You're I'm a lot worse than what?
[06:43:08] Like you think you are better than you actually are.
[06:43:11] What type of fucking discord call it I thought this was like a chill like 4th of July. I'm just getting berated, bro
[06:43:20] We're gonna verse each other, bro
[06:43:30] GXC has essentially zero dollars an official competitive tournament earnings and professional player
[06:43:35] Did you frauds in Korea rather than a eSports athlete?
[06:43:38] You know because what we did was console tournaments. They weren't pro tournaments, but half those guys are in probably you put console
[06:43:52] Streaming I'll watch your streams and it would say hundred thousand
[06:44:00] I mean do you want me to be honest?
[06:44:02] Yes
[06:44:03] Like
[06:44:03] Probably
[06:44:04] Today's the watch you guys thought they were hood for 100k
[06:44:06] The whole Saturdays I literally thought that was for 100k
[06:44:08] So how much were they?
[06:44:10] Wait hold up
[06:44:11] So you're telling me every Saturday
[06:44:12] Probably like uh
[06:44:13] You're telling me I'm a singer
[06:44:15] My chest ain't no 100 dollars
[06:44:19] I was sweating out watching you play for 100 dollars bro
[06:44:22] Wait you were 100 for the tournament?
[06:44:24] Yes I was
[06:44:25] They were 100 dollars
[06:44:29] Dude
[06:44:29] Yes
[06:44:30] Yes
[06:44:30] Yes
[06:44:31] They're way too sick at most of 50 dollars a month.
[06:44:36] Friendly lad, don't worry.
[06:44:38] I mean, he was trying to look cute.
[06:44:40] Yo, guys, you know what?
[06:44:43] First off, let me say, I didn't start that whole trend
[06:44:45] of the fake titles.
[06:44:46] But let me say this, the tournaments were not 100 bucks
[06:44:49] to the winners, bro.
[06:44:49] It was not 100 bucks.
[06:44:50] How much were they?
[06:44:50] How much?
[06:44:54] It was like it depended on how many entries there was.
[06:44:57] What was the basic?
[06:44:57] What was the basic?
[06:44:58] Imagine.
[06:44:59] Like, what was like, come on, toss.
[06:45:00] Don't really remember bro. It was something it was like a figure. I don't know. So you don't remember but you play a thousand of them
[06:45:08] It was a lot bro a lot of money now listen bro, are you ready to play or what?
[06:45:14] All right, just lost upon them lobby how the fuck do you think you're gonna win about 1v5 what a fuck is diddy
[06:45:24] Because those guys were good, bro, you guys are not you guys are coppers
[06:45:28] People patch all right Ron. How do I invite you bro? It's not letting me invite you man. Are you peering on?
[06:45:37] Okay, you guys want to cam up yeah, I'm down down to us. What if I'm okay? Yeah
[06:45:43] Oh
[06:45:47] No time I got a time I did my yeah, what's going guys turn on your cameras in the chat
[06:45:53] So you guys can feel like you're a part of this I
[06:45:56] Need a beer, bro
[06:45:58] Play some siege with the guys. I don't think you guys should drink man. I think I think we should all get six packs
[06:46:04] Bro, I think we're done. Let's see drinking in 2020. I want to have fun with life, bro
[06:46:14] But what actually happens your guys this fourth party because I remember yesterday you were trying to like actually set it up
[06:46:20] Just don't want to talk about
[06:46:22] I
[06:46:25] Be under the day, bro me and don't ask couldn't make it bro, so they had to call that shit off
[06:46:30] Me and don't that's could not make it bro. Yo guys listen man. I think this is camera over
[06:46:38] Yo, why is he trying to like you see what this guy's trying to do right now
[06:46:43] You guys have good camera quality, bro, my camera quality is child. I
[06:46:47] Don't know this camera. By the way, John says holy testosterone mahog on Ron
[06:46:52] Yo, you guys gonna look alike a little bit, yo.
[06:46:55] I'm gonna say, you see, you're literally Joe just injecting estrogen into his ass, bro.
[06:47:01] You understand that?
[06:47:02] Yes, the current lead right now, yes, but I'm gonna have a six-pack in one month, bro.
[06:47:06] Why is there even a six-pack challenge?
[06:47:08] No, because let's all make a tweet, let's all make a tweet right now.
[06:47:13] So we're all liable for a six-pack, bro.
[06:47:15] I don't want a six-pack, bro, I want to eat your food.
[06:47:18] Dots as for more purposes bro, Lacey and Rob. He's drinking Mike's hard lemonade as he says that
[06:47:23] Lacey and Rob do this every month, and they just scam their Twitter followers now listen, bro
[06:47:27] I'm actually gonna get a six pack. I would have a six pack, but I have an injury
[06:47:32] Here's my current physique, and you guys let me know what you think bro. This is day one of the lock-in
[06:47:37] All right day one's like oh
[06:47:40] God
[06:47:41] See it.
[06:47:42] I ain't not bad at all, bro.
[06:47:44] Wait, can you flex your pecs or no?
[06:47:45] Wait, do you have Gino or whatever it's called?
[06:47:47] Your nipples are just too big.
[06:47:49] Wait, bro, the only problem is that I'm like,
[06:47:51] slight mantis, bro.
[06:47:53] It's not even bad, though, James.
[06:47:55] You don't have mantis, you have a Gino.
[06:47:57] Yo, that's how it's.
[06:47:58] I think it's Gino, yeah?
[06:48:00] No, I know what to it actually is.
[06:48:02] Like, we both have it.
[06:48:04] I don't know what the don't want me in there.
[06:48:06] Pinch your nipples a little bit.
[06:48:07] Pinch your nipples a little bit.
[06:48:08] Do you actually have Gino?
[06:48:09] It's OK.
[06:48:10] Make your nipples a little bit.
[06:48:12] Oh, yeah, that's kind of, that's kind of.
[06:48:15] Or you could get, you could just,
[06:48:17] I think you just max out your protein, right?
[06:48:18] Can't that go away?
[06:48:19] Yeah, so, bro, basically in 30 days,
[06:48:22] I'm gonna have a six pack, bro.
[06:48:23] And if not, like, just unfollow me, chat,
[06:48:25] like, block me, unfollow me, report me to the FDF.
[06:48:29] Make a tweet, make a tweet, make a tweet.
[06:48:31] I'm not making a tweet, bro.
[06:48:33] Take a seat.
[06:48:33] Hold yourself accountable, bro.
[06:48:34] The problem with y'all, no, the issue with y'all
[06:48:36] is you guys make a tweet, bro, just lock in.
[06:48:40] Okay, but if I, okay, so if I, if I
[06:48:42] You guys just have to lock me in, bro.
[06:48:43] You guys are chugged.
[06:48:44] Randomly on stream, no one would care
[06:48:46] unless there was a tweet to like.
[06:48:47] What's that, bro?
[06:48:48] Like, I'm just being honest.
[06:48:50] Like, you have to hold yourself accountable, bro.
[06:48:52] Didn't you just do a 7-Eleven mukbang?
[06:48:55] Why is my chat saying you do a 7-Eleven mukbang?
[06:48:58] In all fairness, I did give him the idea, though.
[06:49:01] Dot-Taz literally gave me the idea, bro.
[06:49:03] 7-Eleven food is good, though.
[06:49:05] No, it's not.
[06:49:06] What? No, it's not, bro.
[06:49:08] It's not bad.
[06:49:08] You get the right items. It's not bad. Okay. What items right now? Okay. Uh, the first of all chicken wings not bad
[06:49:15] Okay, they're not bad. Yeah, I agree water melon spears are good. They have a whole candy section. They have a whole chip section
[06:49:19] How does he know you get the spicy
[06:49:23] Also, you go for actual hot food and you're really hungry pieces pieces not that bad in 7-eleven
[06:49:28] They also have the tostito rules like they're like little tequitos or yo, jimsy
[06:49:32] Ask Lacey ask Lacey to close his eyes to name every menu on the McDonald's menu. He can do it. No, don't do McDonald's do
[06:49:38] They do a new one. Do a new one. He named it. He named every talk about talk about
[06:49:44] Do talk about
[06:49:46] Lays by the way, holy jawline, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Yeah, I said Lays
[06:49:52] I did not say you bro. I said ladies look at me
[06:49:57] Bro, that's right like that. He's got a just trying to get at it, bro
[06:50:00] He's got it on your head, bro
[06:50:02] He did has got an editor on you know, you realize like we're going to a World Cup game in a week
[06:50:05] Like that's gonna be IRL bro. You don't want to fall into the same trap Marvin fell into bro
[06:50:10] Like you need to lock in cuz I don't look good on this camera, buddy
[06:50:14] Like
[06:50:17] Marks for this bridge
[06:50:19] Can we leave logging in like
[06:50:22] Let's leave that shit last month as cringe. We don't need to be doing no modding contest anymore
[06:50:27] I'm tired of you put black bars over people's face when I'm just one of them like we get it
[06:50:31] You got a bunch of right now everybody's not have a black bar on their face
[06:50:36] Okay, bro
[06:50:38] Listen man. What what game are we hopping on y'all like what game are we getting off?
[06:50:41] See I'm gonna draw
[06:50:44] Bro, you said oh mecha Camille
[06:50:46] But didn't you before you get on a match at Chameleon didn't you literally said that you could 1v5 us?
[06:50:52] I want money bro. I'm not alive. Yeah, I could 1v5, but I need a round lead
[06:50:57] Okay, how much of a round lead one round
[06:51:01] Because bro, to be fair, I said 1v4 and then Jason joined and Jason's not even bad.
[06:51:08] What the fuck?
[06:51:10] I mean bro, not.
[06:51:11] What the hell was that?
[06:51:12] Look bro, let me keep it a buck.
[06:51:15] Let me get one teammate.
[06:51:17] Alright, who?
[06:51:19] Do you want me to call him right now?
[06:51:21] He's just gonna get a pro.
[06:51:23] He's gonna say he's better than him.
[06:51:25] Just a normal-ass teammate, bro.
[06:51:28] It's not gonna be a pro.
[06:51:29] It's not gonna be split. All right, I got my emoji bro fries emoji. I swear to God. It will be split
[06:51:40] Yo, stop it, what's up?
[06:51:44] Stop it. Do you want to uh, maybe do a 2v5 here?
[06:51:51] Yo, this is my duo. What do you mean?
[06:51:54] You should ask me earlier, bro, it's 3am.
[06:51:57] Hey, take it off, Scott.
[06:51:58] All right, stop it.
[06:51:59] Hey, happy fourth, bro.
[06:52:00] Take care of yourself, kid.
[06:52:02] Happy fourth, bro.
[06:52:03] He's like Canadian, isn't he?
[06:52:04] No, stop it from Texas, bro.
[06:52:05] What do you mean Canadian?
[06:52:06] All right, stop it.
[06:52:07] I'm going to catch you, bro.
[06:52:09] All right, bro, see you.
[06:52:09] See you.
[06:52:11] You can play on Monday, Mike.
[06:52:13] Ooh, Monday, Mike.
[06:52:15] Not bad at all.
[06:52:16] So me and my dad, 2v5, bro.
[06:52:18] That's a teammate.
[06:52:20] That's more useful.
[06:52:22] Pretty fair, too.
[06:52:23] Okay, yeah, you know what bro like y'all win. I'm not gonna 1v5 you guys, okay?
[06:52:29] Okay, so we just have our cash-offs that was a wager. Yeah, what do you usually you're dodging tonight?
[06:52:34] You're dodging we can okay five you brought a lot of okay, so if we wager bro. I need like one teammate
[06:52:41] Let me get one teammate, bro
[06:52:43] Wait, how about me and Dante's 2v4 y'all?
[06:52:49] Okay
[06:52:53] I
[06:53:00] Did I hit an ace today at level five
[06:53:06] I mean we
[06:53:09] Mean we could to I could to be fine. I could get high boss if dog is not on heck room
[06:53:15] Then we just how though good is don't test like on God's couple of time. Is he like that good like I'd say like Max
[06:53:23] That's copper three.
[06:53:24] OK, so you're like saying, like, listen.
[06:53:26] Copper three is a stretch, bro.
[06:53:28] He's new to, he's like level 10, bro.
[06:53:30] He's level 10.
[06:53:30] Like, I'm new to the game, but like, not.
[06:53:32] No, no, no, no.
[06:53:33] How much money, how much money do you want to put on this?
[06:53:35] Let's put some gifts and subs on this before the July.
[06:53:38] Uh, OK, let me think here.
[06:53:40] 2v4.
[06:53:42] God, even 2v2ing you and Jason was tough,
[06:53:44] but y'all did have a big lead.
[06:53:47] Lays is in the mix.
[06:53:49] 100 gifted each.
[06:53:51] I'm gonna do a thousand get to you. Yo, this seems like a bad wager to have. It seems bad. I
[06:53:57] Feel like I'm getting a window here. Wait. Why don't we to the five but I get high-fives
[06:54:05] Wait, how about y'all are annoying bro
[06:54:09] They're spamming the same shit this maybe much I don't know no
[06:54:12] Oh, no, I just moded Laze and they're just fucking putting Calypso sideways.
[06:54:15] Fuck.
[06:54:16] Did you actually...
[06:54:17] What?
[06:54:19] Bro, this is 2v4, man.
[06:54:21] I'm pre-moded.
[06:54:22] I'm low-key pre-moded.
[06:54:23] 2v4, how much now? How much? How much?
[06:54:25] Oh, brother.
[06:54:26] Yo, I don't know about how this is fair, bro. I don't know if this is fair.
[06:54:30] This is your idea.
[06:54:31] Oh, hi-vives, Jordan. That's weird.
[06:54:33] Yo!
[06:54:34] Wait, why don't me and hi-vives just 2v5 y'all? That's fair.
[06:54:37] Bro, hi-vives, that's camp! How's that fair?
[06:54:40] You can't be you a sweaty. Yeah, bro. It's gotta be you and Dante's you already made up the rules, bro
[06:54:45] But the thing is Jason's not even bad. Lacey's not even bad
[06:54:49] You think you lose a 2v4 2v4?
[06:54:52] Yeah, you're a noob. You're a noob. Well, look think about it like this, bro
[06:54:56] I barely move. He's a noob. All right. Here's the thing. You're a top tier pro. 2v4, but it can't be on Oregon
[06:55:06] You can't be on Oregon.
[06:55:07] What?
[06:55:08] What?
[06:55:09] No.
[06:55:10] Don't just sit in the corner and hold the door.
[06:55:11] It's stupid.
[06:55:12] Okay.
[06:55:13] So you're scared.
[06:55:14] So you're scared.
[06:55:15] Got it.
[06:55:16] LOL chat.
[06:55:17] LOL.
[06:55:18] Yo, I'll put any amount into this, bro.
[06:55:19] Come on.
[06:55:20] Two before.
[06:55:21] Let's do it.
[06:55:22] Okay.
[06:55:23] Two before.
[06:55:24] Oregon, you can walk anywhere.
[06:55:25] You can pick any set.
[06:55:26] It doesn't have to just be kids.
[06:55:27] Okay.
[06:55:28] Deal.
[06:55:29] Oh, dude.
[06:55:30] My brother's fighting off fireworks.
[06:55:31] What am I doing with my life?
[06:55:32] Oh, by the way, Jason, Ron Lays, I have a firework coming into your package.
[06:55:33] You're about to light up.
[06:55:34] Oh, God.
[06:55:35] Invite your run invite them invite them
[06:55:39] Respect I put my username in the discord group chat anybody want to shoot me a friend request. Okay, I got you out of
[06:55:45] Hey, Jenny, give me an invite. I'll be back. I just something about I don't think you do I launched through Ubisoft not steam
[06:55:51] Don't ever talk to the king like that
[06:55:54] Wait, what am I doing?
[06:55:56] You guys I have an interesting idea, bro emo to describe what I look like what king, bro
[06:56:01] Me and spoi 2v5 y'all y'all risk nothing y'all can literally
[06:56:09] All this me how shit bro like come on bro like come on me how let's just fucking play the game put some money on the line
[06:56:17] He sees you verse five four you and that's what I'm saying
[06:56:21] Four unranked players, bro. That's fair. Well, you think we'll brah
[06:56:25] Oh
[06:56:27] Okay, Lays hit diamonds. Let's watch unranked player bro. We watch that shit
[06:56:32] That's okay. I'm not alive to say you're new and just say you're scared and just say Simon carry you
[06:56:36] We don't have to do this bro. That's let's do it. Hey, bro. You're literally the one this is rage bait and it's gonna work
[06:56:42] This is gonna work. I'm dead ass
[06:56:44] I get it if you want to dub this not put some gifted on the line you're scared of your reputation bro
[06:56:57] cuz your chat's gonna say you're bad at the game bro like we're not like we don't have to do this bro
[06:57:01] You know I'm saying don't feel pressured to like yeah, I bro like no one's gonna be mad in the chat
[06:57:05] You know say or we could do a little double with spoit. Maybe but just like I say a kill me, you know
[06:57:10] Yo, I'm a good player at this game. There's four of you fuckers like and your guys are all mouse and good
[06:57:23] To be fair, I had diamond on controller. I'm keyboard now. No, it's coming
[06:57:30] Look bro, I don't know
[06:57:32] invite guys when I'm right yo boot I invited you you ought to open jinkie
[06:57:37] stream he's literally cheating and adjusting settings right now I'm
[06:57:40] making the game I'm making the game so James he's cheating from us about
[06:57:44] mama cover for the Julyo ball right whoo rare okay rare one that was a rare one
[06:57:50] that was a rare one Jesus Christ man all right don't that's ready for this
[06:57:54] brother can you tell me the invite again it like disappeared
[06:58:00] Okay, so
[06:58:04] There that's a gifted
[06:58:07] World Cup tickets, okay, thousand gifted and Jin see all you can use is a knife. Let's go
[06:58:12] Yo, okay, a thousand gifted is like a lot bro. That's a lot. Let's do like a hundred gifts
[06:58:17] Loser has to eat a ball of lettuce. Why do we have to eat money all the time? Wait, didn't you guys scam me and Joe?
[06:58:25] No
[06:58:27] Why haven't you guys eaten your punishment yet, bro? What does that happen?
[06:58:32] Me and Joe agreed on it. We don't have to do it
[06:58:35] What the fuck all right lacy's in here yo, where's Jason?
[06:58:39] something
[06:58:45] Yo guys
[06:58:47] Okay, boy, we'll play and you'll only use a knife how does that sound okay?
[06:58:51] We get something and you'll use a pistol
[06:58:53] Oh, bro, we'll only use a knife. Come on. You guys are bitch me.
[06:58:57] Bro, Jinxie, why do you not want to do 2v4 with me, bro?
[06:59:00] I'm saying, I'm getting this.
[06:59:02] It's not this game, man.
[06:59:05] No, it's not.
[06:59:08] This is literally your game.
[06:59:10] Okay, I said I would 1v4 you guys, not 1v5.
[06:59:17] What's a little extra headshot in the rounds?
[06:59:19] Bro, me and spoi, spoi can only knife. How does that sound?
[06:59:23] Okay, you wanna get him?
[06:59:25] Yeah, like bro, let's just say that you don't want to have Dantez on your team. You're just an elf.
[06:59:29] Yeah, Jynxie, say it with your chest. Say you think I'm shit at the game and you don't want me.
[06:59:34] No, bro, you're great, bro.
[06:59:36] Okay then, I've been on your teammate. How about that?
[06:59:39] Just tell him you used him for League, bro. Just be a dick.
[06:59:41] Bro, Dantez is a great teammate, bro.
[06:59:44] Alright, let's do this, man. Get in here, y'all.
[06:59:47] All right, how much for this hundred hundred bifted?
[06:59:51] Okay, it's on the clubhouse.
[06:59:53] Let's make the cut.
[06:59:55] Hold on.
[06:59:56] Hold on, Daddy.
[06:59:57] Let's go!
[06:59:58] I just can't believe I'm in the clubhouse.
[07:00:01] Because it's not on Oregon, bro.
[07:00:02] Fuck Oregon.
[07:00:03] I thought we were playing Oregon.
[07:00:04] Bro, y'all only know one map!
[07:00:06] Like, I'm not, like, you all just stare at the door.
[07:00:08] Now we're playing a new map?
[07:00:10] Yeah, we've never played before.
[07:00:11] Like, nice, bro.
[07:00:12] Bro, you guys are such fucking crybabies.
[07:00:15] Oh my god.
[07:00:16] Organ ironic bro. This is your game. You should you know, we could do we could do clubhouse
[07:00:22] Bro, just bro because all organ is is you guys just sit behind the bunk bed and stare at trophy door
[07:00:27] It's cringe up
[07:00:28] Lol you can tell that juicy scared and he's trying to backpedal low key
[07:00:33] I feel bad for the guy man. He stompens not with him. He feels like a lost puppy. Yo band that guy bro
[07:00:38] Come on somebody type that somebody type that
[07:00:40] I
[07:00:43] Somebody actually type that okay sure
[07:00:46] Let's go
[07:00:49] I'm Timber Jaloo. That's lace. That's me. All right. It's time to lay some dick down
[07:00:54] Let's see much run that predict wait. Are we singing sing call?
[07:00:59] I
[07:01:08] Now y'all go to a different call cuz y'all are two teammates. Yeah fish. Okay, there's wait, but ladies switch teams cheers rubber
[07:01:18] Little TJ just got slept. I checked. I don't you saw that
[07:01:22] Say on God on God
[07:01:25] I need a good
[07:01:29] I'm not a watcher too
[07:01:31] What is that?
[07:01:33] HAHAHAHA
[07:01:35] Say I'm God, TJ got slapped
[07:01:37] Hold on, please scroll for a while
[07:01:39] What the fuck is this picture?
[07:01:41] YO!
[07:01:43] Lacey
[07:01:45] What did I do?
[07:01:47] I just saw you naked
[07:01:49] Oh, I'm not gonna lie
[07:01:51] This is bad, this is...
[07:01:53] Wait, let me see this, TJ
[07:01:55] What happened to TJ
[07:01:57] tj from that ass
[07:01:59] who tj
[07:02:00] i should off my time man
[07:02:02] no just help me i feel like i'm junko
[07:02:04] oh my
[07:02:08] obsession made 379 million dollars
[07:02:12] cheers the wheeze
[07:02:14] wait mom, give me the clip
[07:02:16] cause laze just linked me and looks
[07:02:18] ARE YOU READY TO RUN BALL
[07:02:20] laze what the fuck is this man
[07:02:24] are you guys ready?
[07:02:26] you aren't.
[07:02:27] Dantez, lock in baby, we got this.
[07:02:30] We're supposed to do a separate call though.
[07:02:31] What?
[07:02:32] Oh we're doing separate calls?
[07:02:33] Bet, let's do it.
[07:02:34] Yeah for your guys to see honestly.
[07:02:36] Alright bet, good luck to you guys man.
[07:02:38] Dantez join us.
[07:02:39] Alright, good luck bro.
[07:02:41] Alright this is gonna be free, alright?
[07:02:44] I got you.
[07:02:45] Alright, so wait are you actually gonna give me a call out so I just can tell me to meow
[07:02:48] in your ear again.
[07:02:50] Alright, look bro, you're very unprepared for this, you're like a level 8, okay?
[07:02:54] So here's what I want you to do. On attack, um, just do your thing, bro. Have fun on defense, play Capcan.
[07:03:03] Okay?
[07:03:04] Okay.
[07:03:05] Who should we ban?
[07:03:06] Ban Capcan. Ban Capcan.
[07:03:12] Okay. Don't test. Listen, they have very big egos right now. They think they're gonna win this, alright?
[07:03:18] Lock in, dude.
[07:03:19] So, how are we gonna win this?
[07:03:21] I'm literally just going to kill all of them every round, okay?
[07:03:25] Dennis, tell me all of your operators right now.
[07:03:27] What are all your operators coming in?
[07:03:28] Scyker, Sledge, Thatcher, Thermite, Twitch, Gloss, Fuse, IQ, Capitow, Finca, Lion, Lyon.
[07:03:36] Finca!
[07:03:37] Wait!
[07:03:38] Play Lion.
[07:03:39] Play Lion.
[07:03:40] Play Lion.
[07:03:41] Okay.
[07:03:42] Lion.
[07:03:43] He's the guy next to Finca.
[07:03:44] I've never played this guy before.
[07:03:45] He's the simplest character in the entire game.
[07:03:46] By the way, if that sounds like gunshots, that's my brother letting off fireworks.
[07:03:49] He's the simplest character in the entire game.
[07:03:51] Okay, all you do with Lyon is I'm gonna say,
[07:03:54] Lyon scan, you're gonna click the button
[07:03:56] and they can't move, all right?
[07:03:58] Okay.
[07:04:00] He's a literally broken, Dontess, broken.
[07:04:03] So why doesn't everyone play him?
[07:04:06] I don't know, good question actually.
[07:04:08] Why did I get a 4 in a third?
[07:04:09] Bro, you see, every character is broken.
[07:04:12] No, cow, I only say like five are broken.
[07:04:16] I got mining too.
[07:04:19] Okay, low key, I don't think it's good
[07:04:20] that you push with me,
[07:04:21] do you might get away my position a lot so I just want you to like kind of do
[07:04:23] your own thing they're upstairs all right what the fuck dude what the I don't
[07:04:28] even know which building we're supposed to go inside of
[07:04:41] God says they're upstairs come up and shoot these windows come to the roof and
[07:04:44] shoot all these barricades open there's like gonna be barricades all over here
[07:04:49] They're the the ax on them to shoot him open I killed one Lacey dead
[07:05:05] Can almost out of bullets
[07:05:16] How are you just reload reload
[07:05:19] Yes, what do you want me to do?
[07:05:25] Um, drones into the windows and let me know what you see.
[07:05:31] Like drone the site.
[07:05:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah, drone, drone.
[07:05:35] Drone over here.
[07:05:36] They're gonna be over here, like where my ping is.
[07:05:38] Drone this way.
[07:05:41] Okay, I couldn't get past classroom.
[07:05:48] Yeah, yeah, hit your line, hit your line scan.
[07:06:02] Use your line scan.
[07:06:05] Okay, so what the fuck did that do?
[07:06:09] That did nothing.
[07:06:10] Don't test, go to this window now.
[07:06:12] Go to here.
[07:06:13] Go to this window.
[07:06:14] Peek your hat on it.
[07:06:15] Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
[07:06:17] Sprint
[07:06:21] Might be able to see somebody
[07:06:23] Sorry, that was me. That was me. You're good. Oh, yeah
[07:06:31] Okay, oh my god shit on me. It's okay
[07:06:47] Yeah
[07:06:49] Well, how do I do anything I feel fucking worthless?
[07:06:53] Well, bro, you're like brand new to the game, bro
[07:06:56] It's not gonna be easy, but you did a lot like you
[07:06:59] Use your lion scan, which is good now on defense. I want you to play cap can okay play cap can we're gonna ban lion
[07:07:06] Don't click anything. Yeah
[07:07:08] We're gonna win this this is easy. So why didn't why didn't they get scanned when I use my lion thing?
[07:07:13] Because if they don't move, they don't get scanned, right?
[07:07:17] Okay, so go gym, all right?
[07:07:20] Go gym, go capcan, okay.
[07:07:22] Now all you gotta do is put all five of your capcans down
[07:07:25] on different doors.
[07:07:26] Yeah, but I need to do two adored, don't I?
[07:07:29] Two adored Insta kills them, yes, or nox.
[07:07:31] Kills or nox.
[07:07:36] This is, dude, we got this, brother.
[07:07:38] This is gonna be free, all right?
[07:07:39] Trust me, this is gonna be free.
[07:07:40] They're trying to say I'm ass, bro.
[07:07:44] That's why we gotta fucking show my beyond, Masi, bro.
[07:07:47] You're on your one trick.
[07:07:48] Okay, Dennis, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
[07:07:52] Come here, come here.
[07:07:53] Follow me, follow me.
[07:07:54] Follow me now, now, now.
[07:07:55] Follow me.
[07:07:56] Yes.
[07:07:57] Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
[07:07:58] Put one cap can here.
[07:07:59] Oh, no, put two there.
[07:08:00] Put two there.
[07:08:01] Put two there, and then put two here.
[07:08:02] Put two here.
[07:08:03] So I put four?
[07:08:04] Put two cap cans here?
[07:08:05] No, no, no.
[07:08:06] Up this side.
[07:08:07] Where I think you're wrapping it.
[07:08:08] Where I think you're wrapping it.
[07:08:09] where I think they're burping and burping on that side and then after you put two pick
[07:08:14] those up pick the ones on the left up and then put two on this side okay I don't
[07:08:20] know what I'm doing so I'm just gonna do random shit you know how to pick them up
[07:08:24] no it is what it is okay one Chad Jazzy barking because of the fireworks that's
[07:08:30] why okay now that has reinforced this hold on can reinforce why I did it so that's
[07:08:44] uh when I say bitch just look where the yellow ping is okay okay they're invading
[07:08:49] all right don't ask the safest spot for you to be right now is like here that's
[07:08:53] That's the safest spot, okay?
[07:09:00] Alright, I can't even...
[07:09:02] My dog is barking like...
[07:09:04] I didn't know what to do because she's freaking out because of the fireworks.
[07:09:11] I have to go get my dog after this.
[07:09:13] I'm about to jump in the site.
[07:09:27] We're going to jump in this window, right where I just came.
[07:09:41] I'm going to drop in this window.
[07:09:56] Watch out for that window.
[07:10:04] Hold up
[07:10:13] Wow, I got shit off. Okay, um, I need to get my dog hold up. I don't know what I do though
[07:10:20] Cuz she's like scared of the fireworks
[07:10:25] Hold up, hold up, hold up
[07:10:28] All right, hold up, hold up, hold up. What even bad at this point
[07:10:33] Jeff! Jeff!
[07:10:37] Oh, and you got rid of Mute.
[07:10:51] Alright.
[07:10:52] Jack, he's like freaking out from the fireworks.
[07:10:55] Alright, alright, we should be good now.
[07:10:56] I'm getting rid of Mute. I'm getting rid of Mute.
[07:11:01] Okay.
[07:11:03] Yeah, I'm used to getting banned.
[07:11:05] Wait, Dennis, how'd you die? Did they run at you or something?
[07:11:08] No.
[07:11:09] You were in the bathroom, right?
[07:11:10] No, I tried, like, peeking some shit and then I got fucked on.
[07:11:13] Okay, just a couple of general things. When I say this, just look for where the yellow ping is, okay?
[07:11:19] Alright.
[07:11:24] Ron said your ass.
[07:11:25] Alright.
[07:11:29] Who killed me there? Was that Lace? Yeah, it was Lace.
[07:11:33] All right, I'm ready in my room. All right, lock in lock in lock in lock in focus focus focus focus
[07:11:44] We can win this trust me we could win this there's four of them, but there's two of us and
[07:11:50] You're doing good. Wait, you're on think out try to go lion
[07:11:54] They ban line. Oh, no, I think it's good. I think it's good big ass heels. That's really good. Yeah, there's your bad line
[07:12:03] and defuse the bomb.
[07:12:05] Alright, I went upstairs again.
[07:12:06] Don't test.
[07:12:07] I'm in a polygons.
[07:12:07] All you're gonna...
[07:12:08] Uh, I don't think you should do that,
[07:12:10] because then you'll just...
[07:12:11] We'll be like stacked up together.
[07:12:12] What you should do, Don't test?
[07:12:14] Go up, repel up to the roof here,
[07:12:17] and shoot all three of these barricades down.
[07:12:19] All of these barricades.
[07:12:20] The green things with X's on them.
[07:12:23] Gotcha.
[07:12:23] Shoot all those down.
[07:12:25] That's what's called ghost pressure,
[07:12:27] so they have to like, worry about it.
[07:12:59] I
[07:13:07] Don't it's yummy yummy yummy yummy. What the fuck yummy yummy. Yeah, I'm coming on
[07:13:13] How do I feel you like I keep your button that's all I gotta do. Oh, did I show you yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay
[07:13:21] You have located a bomb.
[07:13:30] God, what the fuck is here?
[07:13:38] God, that's yummy, yummy, yummy.
[07:13:49] wait you'll mean then watch out for this window i don't know how to get to because
[07:13:54] they're camping this no just hit the button you don't have to get to me just hit the button
[07:13:57] just hit the button oh you're not you're just hit the bottom yeah yeah
[07:14:04] well don't we need to rush them now we're going to hold up
[07:14:19] one.
[07:14:33] Check it out.
[07:14:40] Don't do that.
[07:14:44] I'll hold the position on my
[07:14:48] I'll breathe your staining
[07:14:54] No
[07:14:57] Good kill man. Oh my god. I got you
[07:15:03] Holy fuck Lacey team kill. Wait, what do you mean? Yeah, I think you know Jason
[07:15:10] Lacey team killed
[07:15:12] Who should we ban?
[07:15:14] Oh my god, it's actually a good question.
[07:15:17] Uh, Ban Ying, bro, Ban Ying, they're playing Ying.
[07:15:20] Who the fuck is Ying?
[07:15:22] You don't even have to ban anything, because if I do it, it'll just do it.
[07:15:25] Okay.
[07:15:26] Wait, how about W production?
[07:15:29] How abouts?
[07:15:30] Bro, these guys are not good, bro.
[07:15:31] We got this.
[07:15:32] Bro, if we win one more, do we just win?
[07:15:35] Um...
[07:15:36] Yeah, no, no, we need to win seven.
[07:15:40] We need to win a lot more.
[07:15:41] Jesus.
[07:15:42] Alright.
[07:15:43] Okay, Domtests.
[07:15:44] Let's just go, oh they banned Cap Can.
[07:15:45] Okay, go Castle, it's the orange guy.
[07:15:48] The orange like barricade, nice.
[07:15:51] Alright, all you gotta do is just Castle,
[07:15:55] one important door.
[07:15:57] Thought I want you to go.
[07:15:59] Yeah, have a great production then.
[07:16:04] Okay, this is the door I want you to get.
[07:16:06] I'm gonna ping it, alright?
[07:16:07] Let's get, look out for the yellow thing.
[07:16:09] Alright, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
[07:16:13] right here, that door. Castle that, and that's it. And I'll sit inside. I'll be back. Wait,
[07:16:22] what? That's all I do? Yeah, that's literally it. That's all you do. I'm going to be so annoying
[07:16:31] for them. Just sit inside. If you hear them coming, let me know.
[07:16:43] I got trod.
[07:17:00] So many fireworks.
[07:17:11] Are you good?
[07:17:12] hear anything? Oh god they just explored everything.
[07:17:19] I'm coming.
[07:17:23] Pop 4 is located above.
[07:17:27] I'm just gonna walk up here and shotgun right there right right yellow pink you're gonna
[07:17:40] see somebody
[07:17:41] okay now back up a little bit
[07:18:16] One friendly operator remaining
[07:18:20] You see him he's running buddy got this you got this not test you got this
[07:18:25] Run up one through that door
[07:18:27] You're gonna see him on your right. No the door on your right
[07:18:35] It's okay, dude that was hard that was hard
[07:18:37] I needed you to reinforce that but it's so hard to like communicate that to a new player
[07:18:41] Because I had to like I was trying to roam but then they didn't even they just get inside
[07:18:44] low key this is gonna be hard ah it's gonna be hard okay there's just so many
[07:18:50] of them and they actually kind of know what they're doing who should we ban
[07:18:54] god I don't even know I think like lesion yeah lesion is a good ban no
[07:19:00] thorn ban thorn dude okay I'm gonna need you to be like the best thing you can do
[07:19:07] don't test is probably reinforce walls like I think you'll be like it'll help
[07:19:10] a lot okay um right now we're gonna attack this let's lock in there do you
[07:19:16] have uh what ops do you have on a hash thermite twitch capital iq lana fuse
[07:19:22] glass striker okay low key all of that's good um keep using finca the heels are
[07:19:29] no they pan finca my god wait what do you have to have again though I'm going
[07:19:35] such no you have more time you have more time to save the ops you have you'll be
[07:19:40] able to swap a door. Okay wait. Okay so it's like sludge, thermite, IQ, fuse glass, ash,
[07:19:57] Switch.
[07:19:58] Lana.
[07:19:59] Mmm, just use sledge.
[07:20:01] Jesus.
[07:20:02] Got they banned Lion and Vinka.
[07:20:04] Got us.
[07:20:05] We want to get a free kit up there, man.
[07:20:10] Okay, Dantez.
[07:20:11] Come to the roof.
[07:20:12] Yep.
[07:20:13] Go all the way up.
[07:20:14] All the way up.
[07:20:15] Rip out.
[07:20:16] Did you?
[07:20:17] Yeah.
[07:20:18] Yeah.
[07:20:19] Yeah.
[07:20:20] Yeah.
[07:20:21] Yeah.
[07:20:22] Yeah.
[07:20:23] Yeah.
[07:20:24] Yeah.
[07:20:25] Yeah.
[07:20:26] Did you?
[07:20:28] She's done it, come on, come on.
[07:20:29] Yep.
[07:20:30] Sledgehammer this.
[07:20:31] Sledgehammer when I just yellow paint you.
[07:20:34] Sledgehammer that.
[07:20:35] And I'll back up, back up, back up, don't go down, oh my god.
[07:20:44] He's in it, he's in it, he's in it, fuck that smoke.
[07:20:46] Did you see that?
[07:20:47] Did you get him?
[07:20:49] I, I look here like fucking shit in the south there.
[07:20:52] Did you get him or not?
[07:20:53] No, no, but it's not, yeah, he's lit up.
[07:21:26] He's in the main room! He's in the main room!
[07:21:30] No! No! My God!
[07:21:33] Lays! Lays! Shit on me! What?!
[07:21:37] He actually flicked on me. Oh my God!
[07:21:39] I shouldn't have stopped the Goyo. He wouldn't have been able to rotate.
[07:21:42] Bro! Lays just shit on me!
[07:21:48] All good, all good. Okay.
[07:21:49] I can wait to know.
[07:21:52] Okay, low key. What defenders do you have?
[07:21:54] I don't know it's been something though I
[07:22:00] Got the vans to worry about that. I'm just gonna be an ace dude laces mod me Wow
[07:22:05] Okay, don't test up what what defenders do you have same once you load it same what you love it? I have I
[07:22:14] Have century smoke mutes castle duck rock cavera valkyrie bandit to time to time to time
[07:22:21] I cave warden thunderbird thorn denari thorn. Oh my god play thorn thorn is fucking broken
[07:22:29] Okay, listen to me, bro. I'm gonna tell you where to put your barbed wire off the rip. Okay, you know what barbed wire
[07:22:39] Thorn is broken like one of the best ops of the game, I guess so what did I do?
[07:22:45] All right, put a thorn here
[07:22:47] Where I just see elephant right here right there come go go put it right where this elephant
[07:22:53] okay now put barbed wire come over here come over here put barbed wire here
[07:23:04] How many doors do you have left, 3?
[07:23:09] 3.
[07:23:10] Oh fuck, 2.
[07:23:11] That's okay, you can pick that up.
[07:23:15] Okay, now put a thorn, put a thorn here, put a thorn right there, and then put barbed
[07:23:26] wire here, and put a thorn right there, right next to it.
[07:23:31] And then put a thorn right here, right there.
[07:23:34] Okay, now sit in the bathroom, okay?
[07:23:40] It's your safest spot.
[07:23:41] Ah, I'm in construction, my spot's important.
[07:23:44] Right over here.
[07:23:45] I'm trying to just keep you safe, don't die.
[07:23:50] I'm reloading!
[07:24:01] Changing meds!
[07:24:12] That was the...
[07:24:14] That was the unluckiest death of all time.
[07:24:16] Oh my god, oh my fucking god.
[07:24:18] You got this, you got this, all right?
[07:24:21] Your thorns are probably gonna get like two kills.
[07:24:23] What did I do now?
[07:24:24] Wait, he jumped inside, I think.
[07:24:26] In beside.
[07:24:28] What did I do?
[07:24:29] You knocked him.
[07:24:29] Okay, you injured one.
[07:24:31] Listen, one's gonna come to your left,
[07:24:32] on the door to your left.
[07:24:33] Look through to your left.
[07:24:34] You got two kills?
[07:24:35] You, okay, it's a 1v2, relax, relax.
[07:24:37] Shoot the thorns.
[07:24:38] One of them's bleeding out.
[07:24:41] Relax, right where you are.
[07:24:42] I knew the former would be a good pick.
[07:24:43] He's coming to this door.
[07:24:44] one's on my red thing he's walking in swing this guy after you turn off the
[07:24:50] call nice run out run out you're on fire you're on fire
[07:24:57] it's a 1v1 stay where you are just relax relax they're not planting yet
[07:25:03] they're gonna resin be you need to go to be site now where's be run to be look
[07:25:08] Look where the B is.
[07:25:11] Straight, now look left.
[07:25:12] Aim, aim, aim, aim, aim, aim.
[07:25:14] Window, on the window.
[07:25:15] The window, the window right there.
[07:25:16] On the window.
[07:25:17] The window, the window!
[07:25:19] I didn't see him on the window!
[07:25:30] Bro, I didn't see him on the window.
[07:25:32] It's all good.
[07:25:33] You're gonna keep playing thorn?
[07:25:34] That shit's broken.
[07:25:35] You know the exact thorn trap.
[07:25:37] Okay.
[07:25:37] Dude I just have the unluckiest staff ever.
[07:25:39] You almost lost that.
[07:25:40] What do we do?
[07:25:41] What do we do?
[07:25:42] Um, just same old staff.
[07:25:45] It's hard, bro.
[07:25:46] There's four of them, and they're somewhat competent.
[07:25:50] Dude, I thought it was such a good pick.
[07:25:53] You killed one, you knocked one, and then you killed another one.
[07:25:57] But one of them got razed.
[07:25:58] Okay, alright, let's talk to them then.
[07:26:01] If I say the window just trust me, okay, I dedicated my life to this game.
[07:26:12] Okay, gotcha.
[07:26:13] He's on the window.
[07:26:16] He just shot an ash charge on the window.
[07:26:17] He just shot it.
[07:26:18] Alright, we're good.
[07:26:19] I'm gonna go ram.
[07:26:20] I'm gonna switch up the flow.
[07:26:21] I'm going to switch up the flow.
[07:26:22] You can locate and abuse a bomb.
[07:26:29] Alright, I'm going to try like a really aggressive play.
[07:26:33] Dantes, all I want you to do is sledge the hatch again and then drop it when I tell you to.
[07:26:39] Alright?
[07:26:40] You're going to sledge the hatch again, okay?
[07:26:42] Up, come up, come up, come up.
[07:26:44] Up to the roof.
[07:26:45] Not yet.
[07:26:46] I'm going to tell you when.
[07:26:47] Alright?
[07:26:48] you're gonna come here and you're gonna sledge it and drop don't let's get over
[07:26:52] here yeah I'm trying all right you're gonna you might die we're taking up we're
[07:26:58] doing a rush all right ready yep wait wait wait three two one sledge it and
[07:27:05] drop it
[07:27:18] of
[07:27:33] you have located
[07:28:13] Can you tell me who the gamer tag of the last person is?
[07:28:15] It's Slice.
[07:28:43] of
[07:28:50] the
[07:28:54] death
[07:28:57] of
[07:29:01] death
[07:29:04] of
[07:29:08] Oh, it was wrong. I thought it was the lanes. I was extra locked in. Okay
[07:29:16] Let's go
[07:29:18] For kills you're doing good. Holy crap. We're lucky getting it done though. We're lucky getting it done right now. Okay. Here's the thing
[07:29:27] All right, go downstairs all I need you to do is go cast. Oh, no go for it. Go for it. Go for it
[07:29:34] Okay, all I want you to do is just reinforce in every door you see put a
[07:29:42] thorn on it, all right? So every door that I see just put it like next to it?
[07:29:47] Yes, like put barbed wire on the doors and put thorns. I have to like do
[07:29:52] something though. I won't be in I won't be inside at the start.
[07:29:54] I'll be back. You're doing great kid. Four kills is fucking amazing considering
[07:29:59] Like your second day on the game.
[07:30:01] Yep, we got it.
[07:30:07] I'm gonna try something a little bit risky,
[07:30:09] but I think if I get it, we're like automatically
[07:30:11] winning the round.
[07:30:12] I'm not even joking.
[07:30:29] my time is so bad
[07:31:29] of
[07:31:36] the
[07:31:42] death
[07:31:51] of
[07:31:57] I've none. Can you pick one of yours up pick one of your?
[07:32:05] Take that one up put it here
[07:32:09] I'm great can
[07:32:13] Watch out. I'm making this watch out watch out. This is me. This is me
[07:32:16] Alright, nobody's pushing over here. I'm gonna drone them. Just stay alive. That's a great
[07:32:31] spot. The spot you're in is fucking amazing. Yep, one's literally over there. Keep holding
[07:32:35] that door. Do not stop holding that door. You're in a great spot, man. Keep holding
[07:32:41] that door. Keep holding that. Oh my god, I got fucked on. Ready? Sound me, sound me,
[07:32:49] sound me. Mission failed. All contest. What happened on that door? What happened? No, I
[07:32:56] was holding the door and then I died. Did they have a drone on you? Did they know you
[07:33:04] they know you were there yeah I mean they knew like he ends suddenly knew
[07:33:11] top test I heard you shoot three shotgun shots did you miss yeah I might
[07:33:17] have missed it's okay though now we lock it in let's fucking do it
[07:33:25] How many shotgun shots did you miss three?
[07:33:34] Oh, God.
[07:33:36] We need to locate the bomb.
[07:33:39] Jensy, lock in, kid.
[07:33:41] Dude, you had such a good gun for that.
[07:33:44] The M870 is so good there.
[07:33:46] Like, I'm actually surprised they didn't got you.
[07:33:49] Must have been a good shot.
[07:33:54] but it's going to be a scam calling me like this is so cringy
[07:33:59] they're upstairs for the 20th time
[07:34:06] I know how I'm going to kill them, Jinxy you don't even have to give me calls but I know if this game works out
[07:34:11] or not, Jontes
[07:34:14] uh, sledge the same hatch you've been sledgeing
[07:34:18] yep that's what I'm going to do and now I'm going to kill Lacey in the corner
[07:34:24] Alright, watch out, drone it first. You should drone down that hatch. You should never just
[07:34:38] like the line to drop it once we're rushing like we did
[07:34:54] Jonah
[07:35:00] I grieved
[07:35:02] contest
[07:35:06] Did I not just take, did I not blindly drop it?
[07:35:09] No, I didn't blindly drop it, I knew where it was, but then I dropped it and I forgot to shoot.
[07:35:14] You got this, you can see, I believe in you.
[07:36:06] of
[07:36:13] the
[07:36:16] death
[07:36:19] of
[07:36:21] death
[07:36:26] of
[07:36:30] It's literally unwinnable, wow.
[07:36:39] And I get timing, oh my god.
[07:36:42] Literally unwinnable. They're playing so cringe, oh my god.
[07:36:45] Okay, listen, listen, we got this, though. We had nine, now it's reverse sweep.
[07:36:49] DUDE THIS, WHY'D YOU DROP?!
[07:36:51] I swear to god it would have been the clutch player. I just genuinely forgot to shoot
[07:37:02] That's us. We're playing a first-person shooter and you said you forgot to shoot. I know it sounds fucked up
[07:37:08] But it really wasn't as bad as it sounds
[07:37:14] Yo, okay use that gun use that gun use that gun use that gun
[07:37:18] Yo, they have three Valkyrie cameras, a bulletproof camera, four Fenrir traps, four Out of Mines,
[07:37:28] and like six Legion Mines.
[07:37:30] They got it.
[07:37:31] Wow, I should have locked down my pants.
[07:37:34] I did not ban the Red Ops.
[07:37:36] But there's just so many traps, you can't ban everybody.
[07:37:40] Razor talent.
[07:37:42] Down to ten seconds.
[07:37:44] I'll reinforce these two walls, the ones that I pinged.
[07:37:52] Bomb location, R secure.
[07:37:56] Okay, down test.
[07:38:00] Throw a thorn.
[07:38:05] Throw a thorn here.
[07:38:08] Make sure you use all your thorns, like it's bad for not use abilities.
[07:38:12] It's Freda now.
[07:38:14] Tell him to raise the blue.
[07:38:19] You should be inside, John. Be inside, be inside.
[07:38:21] You sure you don't want me to stay here?
[07:38:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got the sign. Trust me.
[07:38:27] I'm not a flying snake.
[07:38:29] Yeah, this one's probably over.
[07:38:34] There's just 24-7 going to be a ping on me.
[07:38:42] You're in a good spot right now.
[07:38:58] It says I'm revealed by Snake.
[07:39:03] I'm getting promo revealed by snake
[07:39:42] my god I'm getting bumped on by two drones nice
[07:39:57] Chalamet come over here, right is pinked.
[07:40:04] Oh another one I got.
[07:40:14] Fuck I got down.
[07:40:18] Wait, what?
[07:40:22] What? He killed me like that?
[07:40:28] Oh wow, this is actually good. Oh my god.
[07:40:36] Well, on the bright side we gave it all off.
[07:40:52] It was a good effort and not so matters.
[07:41:12] I had the second most skills on our team.
[07:41:16] There was two players on our team.
[07:41:18] You know don't that's a join the college on the call. Just let him talk shit. I'm talking. Okay
[07:41:24] They don't worry about the gift, I don't want it
[07:41:26] I just want to pay attention. Um, hey, round it to me
[07:41:30] Don't be honest. That was pretty fucking easy boys. Yeah, it's kind of freeload. Yeah, I kind of feel bad if you gift
[07:41:37] I'm trying to play a bunch of chameleon bro fucking gift. It's not it's 4th of July, man
[07:41:40] I don't even chase you. I don't want the money. I just want you to admit I'm a better player than you
[07:41:44] I think I can't.
[07:41:45] Me too.
[07:41:46] One thing, don't even gift us, we don't want it.
[07:41:49] Let's just get our match up, but you have to just say we're better than you.
[07:41:52] You have to say we're better than you.
[07:41:53] That's it.
[07:41:54] That's actually pretty fair.
[07:41:56] See, that or a hundred gifted.
[07:41:57] You were definitely looking lost.
[07:41:59] When there's four of you and two of us, you guys won.
[07:42:04] But the thing is, is like, do you think we're born yesterday?
[07:42:06] You guys, we can do the nitro cell, like, beeping in the window.
[07:42:08] Like, we're not just going to jump in.
[07:42:10] No, neutral slam you.
[07:42:11] Can I get a hard reach, Richard?
[07:42:13] Can I get a hard re-tweet?
[07:42:15] I mean, not gonna lie, I had a light little 5 kills, not bad at all.
[07:42:19] No, you had 4, I had 4 as well, bro.
[07:42:23] Alright, yo, y'all down to do a monster chameleon or no?
[07:42:25] Yeah, I'm with it, I'm with it.
[07:42:27] I'm gonna beat first, I'm gonna beat first.
[07:42:30] Thank you for the 5 gifted, man. Much appreciate it.
[07:42:32] We got a W in the chat, bro. Life's fucking good.
[07:42:33] It's fucking 4th of July, man. We're playing video games with the guys. Life's great.
[07:42:38] True.
[07:42:39] About 5 mics might beat, if I can have a hangover tomorrow.
[07:42:41] I'll be honest with you though, Jinxie, do not fall for the chat saying to 1v1 lades you
[07:42:47] don't want to ruin your competitive career.
[07:42:48] You're literally like that'll be bad.
[07:42:51] That'll actually be bad.
[07:42:52] Yo, Jinxie, you there?
[07:42:55] Yo, yo, what's up guys?
[07:42:56] Happy 4th.
[07:42:57] Listen, listen, what you do?
[07:42:58] What you do?
[07:42:59] I'll make you a deal, Jinxie.
[07:43:00] I don't want the subs.
[07:43:01] I just want you to down a beer.
[07:43:03] Yeah, actually, I agree.
[07:43:05] Yeah, you know what?
[07:43:06] Make it 3.
[07:43:07] Down a beer, bro.
[07:43:08] Down a beer.
[07:43:09] Get the subs.
[07:43:10] Just down a beer.
[07:43:11] Call it even
[07:43:13] Should I give in to the peer pressure, bro? You have to down a beer for mech a trillion and we'll call it a deal
[07:43:19] I mean low key should make it two beers on the white claw
[07:43:26] Action true, but it's like you wouldn't have to gift like a chip sir. We could just have a little drinks here sis
[07:43:31] Well, we never even said a subtle amount, bro
[07:43:33] We just start with you
[07:43:36] It's not what happened I came back to the call and you guys went separate calls and then we just left
[07:43:44] If I would have won y'all would have
[07:43:50] What the subs bro just drinking beer I don't want this is either just talking to me either bro
[07:43:54] But I don't want to drink a beer dude. All right, then you're not cool
[07:43:59] If you don't want to drink with the guys bro that you're not cool, man
[07:44:03] Yeah, this is just this is just full-on fucking beer pressure
[07:44:06] Yo, I'm not drunk. This is just fucking beer pressure, bro.
[07:44:09] What's your pressure?
[07:44:10] You want to sit with us at lunch? If you even want to sit with us at lunch, I'm not drunk.
[07:44:12] We ought to get drunk.
[07:44:13] Yo, what the fuck is this?
[07:44:15] Bro, this is beer pressure.
[07:44:17] Yeah, A-Rod, he's just not cool enough.
[07:44:18] He's not cool, bro.
[07:44:19] What did I miss?
[07:44:21] Bro, I'm just getting beer pressured into drinking, man.
[07:44:24] I think she's scared to take a drink.
[07:44:25] Joe Bart texted me, gotta drink a beer, it's the fourth.
[07:44:29] All right.
[07:44:29] Literally.
[07:44:30] All right.
[07:44:31] I'm getting another mic Sprout let's fucking go
[07:44:38] I'm drinking my shit too
[07:44:42] I don't test you got a g2 bro I'm Canadian
[07:44:46] I'm like exempt
[07:44:47] That was a fun little match there
[07:44:51] I didn't know you were actually better than James
[07:44:55] Hey anyone in the chat if you don't have any alcohol just get us to the water bro and
[07:44:59] pretend it's vodka
[07:45:00] Take a shot of water and just make a reaction.
[07:45:02] Yeah, fuck that.
[07:45:02] Everybody in the chat, grab a go, like go grab a bottle of tequila and take a shot, bro.
[07:45:06] Guys, no, no, they could do what Jason does.
[07:45:09] Just take a sip of like water and pretend it's just like alcohol, y'all.
[07:45:11] Just do it, bro.
[07:45:12] Just do fake drugs.
[07:45:12] True.
[07:45:13] I'm not red.
[07:45:13] I'm not red.
[07:45:14] I'm not red.
[07:45:14] I'm not red.
[07:45:15] Just do fake drugs.
[07:45:15] I think I'm red.
[07:45:17] I feel a little red, bro.
[07:45:21] We could all take a little blinker, too.
[07:45:23] I'm down.
[07:45:24] I feel Michael red and a little loopy.
[07:45:28] Speaking of loophies, buddy.
[07:45:29] Hello, yeah, I might have an extra bagel. What is a bagel bagel a fucking little bread little circle bread with some cream cheese
[07:45:40] Hey
[07:45:42] They go get a snuck can I go downstairs and get a snuck real quick or no? I need to do that, too
[07:45:47] Okie down for a little oh my god leeked for a leeked rugs lobby fuck
[07:45:52] letter
[07:45:54] Leetrug lobby fuck my fucking flark. I'm gonna be back in literally 30 seconds if I'm not in banding
[07:46:02] Whoa, there's a JBL on my door
[07:46:07] Nothing like finding a little extra leftover food when you're drunk from earlier. Ooh, what'd you get a?
[07:46:13] Cinnamon cinnamon toast crunch bagel. Oh my flark. Oh
[07:46:19] My
[07:46:21] All right, everybody in the chat, I'm gonna count down from three to one. Everybody's gotta take a drink for the fourth of July, okay?
[07:46:29] Okay, but...
[07:46:30] All right, but...
[07:46:31] Everybody take a shot. Everybody in the chat, let's go.
[07:46:34] One. Cheers.
[07:46:39] Oh, fuck.
[07:46:40] Okay, who else is fucking fated?
[07:46:42] No.
[07:46:43] You want a drink?
[07:46:45] I'm deadass off this shit right now. We're the bro I am.
[07:46:48] Oh, fuck.
[07:46:51] yo someone get me protein pretzels bro oh I think I'm a little red bro guys
[07:46:59] stop screaming go to kings I'm gonna be in the one I know I've been a little red
[07:47:04] fuck like Ron's actually getting annoying oh fuck the chicks you know he's
[07:47:12] What I got a solution what your vape is empty like what my brother and my cousin drank all the beer
[07:47:28] Bro, hey, that's literally the truth.
[07:47:32] You should know this.
[07:47:33] Why?
[07:47:34] Well, voila, my brother and my cousin.
[07:47:37] There's not one beer.
[07:47:39] There's not one beer.
[07:47:40] I asked if there's beer.
[07:47:41] I asked if there's neutral.
[07:47:43] I asked if there's white balls.
[07:47:44] My brother's hammered in a hot tub watching the night, or the 2001
[07:47:49] bucks winning a Super Bowl.
[07:47:50] I don't know why.
[07:47:53] All right.
[07:47:54] Send me your audience, bro.
[07:47:55] I'm going to do it.
[07:47:56] Actually, some beer.
[07:47:57] Well, yo, why don't you want me drunk all right hold up everyone's cooler when they're drunk
[07:48:07] All right, all right somebody like me you get a call by Joe Bart. What's up Joe?
[07:48:19] Now I don't have beer, but I do have something much more deadly
[07:48:27] I'm gonna be on a chat, don't type VT guys.
[07:48:34] Yo Jinzy!
[07:48:35] Yo Ron!
[07:48:36] I'm on the phone with Joe.
[07:48:37] Joe just asked us to everyone in the call.
[07:48:39] Is anyone here down to do sometime maybe this week drunk Mario Kart game night?
[07:48:43] I'm down bro.
[07:48:44] I'm down for drunk Mario Kart.
[07:48:45] I'm down.
[07:48:46] I'm down.
[07:48:47] I'm down.
[07:48:48] I'm down.
[07:48:49] I'm down.
[07:48:50] Wait no it's new Mario Kart!
[07:48:51] You're having at least like five, six bucks an hour.
[07:48:57] Yes!
[07:48:58] I love how Alibaba Joe swerved around six or seven hours.
[07:49:01] Are you promoting drinking and driving?
[07:49:03] Yes, we're promoting drinking and driving.
[07:49:05] Listen then, do me a favor, I know you're going to get drunk tonight.
[07:49:08] Take a fucking shot of me.
[07:49:10] Guys, this is how I feel saying I'm down.
[07:49:12] Guys, we have a little bit of an issue.
[07:49:14] This is how I feel saying I'm down.
[07:49:16] So there is, listen to me when I say this, bro.
[07:49:20] No beers, no white claws, no neutrals in this house, but there is one thing that I haven't opened since I've received it and
[07:49:28] After this there is no turning back
[07:49:32] Close
[07:49:35] An alien vodka bottle
[07:49:38] What the fuck?
[07:49:42] Now let me say this this is 40% now
[07:49:44] Let me say this bro. This is like something like that. This is like Pandora's box, bro
[07:49:50] If I open this and there is no turning back. I don't know what I'm gonna do
[07:49:55] Now I might make a drink called a athlete now there is a drink called an athlete
[07:50:00] It is vodka Gatorade, bro. It's on the golf course. It keeps you hydrated and hammered
[07:50:07] Ladies and gentlemen start your engines. Let's do this
[07:50:14] He's like oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
[07:50:25] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, let's do this shit
[07:50:33] Everyone take a sip everyone take a drink or drink
[07:50:36] Yeah, it's gonna be a drunk. Oh stream give me about 30 minutes
[07:50:45] Let's do this all right, we started lobby. Oh hi guys. Can you wipe our ass for a little look, bro?
[07:50:52] Yeah, this is 40% dude like it I was hoping it didn't come to this bro
[07:51:01] Guys if you're not a fan of drinking take a sip of water brown take it you like the cool kids
[07:51:06] I used to do that. All right everybody join my lobby
[07:51:09] Johnny in a Hennessy bottle, oh, oh, oh, oh, new four or five fill it hollow
[07:51:21] Yo, bro, what do y'all want to do with your life, man?
[07:51:28] I don't know, bro, that's a great question.
[07:51:30] What is y'all's goals, bro?
[07:51:31] I'm older, bro.
[07:51:32] I want to hit like peak life.
[07:51:36] I wanna just like have a kid, live by the beach,
[07:51:41] maybe stream once every year,
[07:51:43] and just tell everyone that I miss them and love them,
[07:51:47] and then just, you know,
[07:51:48] just smoke cigars every single day
[07:51:50] while eating protein pretzels and Mike's heart lemonade.
[07:51:54] Dude, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
[07:51:56] Rod, I could imagine you having a kid,
[07:51:58] it would be a cute kid, bro.
[07:52:00] Thank you, bro.
[07:52:00] I'm not gonna lie, I'm telling the chat,
[07:52:02] I think the world needs three of me.
[07:52:04] I think I should have three kids.
[07:52:05] I'm not getting like I did I think I'm gonna get soon
[07:52:09] Okay, slow the fuck down to what do you mean three of you bro two little rounds?
[07:52:14] Everyone knows how amazing I am imagine. There's three of me
[07:52:19] Jason what about you do you want to have a kid bro? Yeah, I kind of want to kid soon because my dad
[07:52:26] My dad's older and he maybe realized like I can't really I never played sports my dad
[07:52:31] Because he always had background because he was older so I kind of want to have a kid soon so I can be like a brawn James and brawn
[07:52:37] I mean, well you're gonna be the dad that steps up. Yeah
[07:52:41] So Jason I've only seen a few clips but your dad seems like a really nice man, bro. Thank you, bro
[07:52:46] So does your father miss thank you, bro
[07:52:49] Wait guys, uh wait should I make the lobby or no?
[07:52:55] No don't says bro you here
[07:53:01] Wait, we got a cop. We got a cop. Yo, you're the only guy that's not drinking bro. Come on. What are you a fucking police officer?
[07:53:21] Yo, you got beer bro. Come on. It's 4th of July. Oh, he's in Canada shit
[07:53:26] You don't even need a beard like literally entered any drug
[07:53:29] We have like
[07:53:32] Okay, does heroin work no
[07:53:35] All right
[07:53:38] God's mind cannot handle weed bro fuck no the first person to shoot up while playing Mecca that could hit
[07:53:48] If you do heroin on my soul, I'll do heroin with you
[07:53:51] Get that belt, man.
[07:53:53] Guys, stop!
[07:53:54] Who's the fucking heroine?
[07:53:56] Heroine Session.
[07:53:58] Guys, nobody's doing heroine, bro.
[07:54:00] I'm gonna get acid. I'm down to trick.
[07:54:04] Bro, listen, man.
[07:54:05] What's so many naps, bro?
[07:54:08] Go to the Bob Ross map. Bob Ross.
[07:54:10] Wait, guys, do we have enough for Mecca?
[07:54:13] Yeah, we do. Who cares?
[07:54:14] Let's play with the vibes.
[07:54:15] We're emissing.
[07:54:16] Let's play with the vibes.
[07:54:18] We're missing highbites. How highbites are black?
[07:54:20] It's so annoying when I'm literally drinking like vodka and people are saying it's water. It's like bro
[07:54:27] This could start a car engine like yeah, what do you mean water?
[07:54:32] 40% dumb shit
[07:54:38] No, they see no
[07:54:40] God says it's one of the few individuals I've met or if this guy smokes weed he might actually lose it
[07:54:46] Bro, he might lose it in here done acid. No, I'm starting the game starting again. Oh, we're missing. We're missing someone
[07:54:53] Are we not who we're not even in here kid?
[07:54:56] No, Jason
[07:54:57] I'm high-bice play have high-bice joined though. We got five. We get six people
[07:55:02] Yes, hi guys, could you play please hi guys? We love you. Yo Jason
[07:55:06] Jason Jason Jason. How many woke up games have you went to a lot, bro?
[07:55:10] I'm in the renders month in your opinions, bro
[07:55:14] All right in your opinion out of all the games you watch Jason. Who's the player you're most impressed with? Oh
[07:55:20] Bella good
[07:55:23] Actually like
[07:55:26] No one knew great. No one was before the World Cup and he made it in for himself
[07:55:32] Well, you say we're probably gonna lose against Nelson tomorrow. I think right? No, we're not. No, we're not
[07:55:39] It's a 50-50 flip guys
[07:55:41] I
[07:55:43] Yo Jason bro, you didn't you see messy play? I did see messy play. I'm not gonna lie. That was a very entertaining game
[07:55:51] Um, I'll be out here. You know, um really caught me off guard, bro
[07:55:56] So here you go
[07:55:59] Well, no, I was watching the um
[07:56:02] I started watching after Germany got like kicked out
[07:56:06] But I'll be honest with you that my the player that like inspiring the most was probably um
[07:56:11] was in your body on his cape Verde definitely deserve that win yesterday
[07:56:15] bro it was literally the rest in Cape Verde versus messy I mean the script
[07:56:20] writers already promised messy that fucking World Cup trophy so hi my
[07:56:25] server deaf and Jason okay what were you about to say Ron worry about that
[07:56:31] I'm not doing rage bait right now bro it's the fourth of a month I'm not doing
[07:56:34] this shit I mean bro who's the better player you think on the on the football
[07:56:39] Would you say Darren Watkins Jr. Or do you say Samir Woods?
[07:56:44] So you named a little Uzi Vert and speed who don't play football
[07:56:50] Yo, we have seven in here
[07:57:05] In and out burger
[07:57:09] No fuck wait, okay, honestly high-fives. That was pretty good. This is something brought with download. Yes
[07:57:16] Okay, bro. We're in here or what we're near who's it's evolved 69. That's what he's
[07:57:22] Lace at the down place you have to download you have that. Oh wasn't looking at my screen. Sorry. Sorry. All right every time I die
[07:57:28] I'm gonna take a swig. Oh god, you geez
[07:57:31] Wait, I love that. Oh my god. Oh, I love that
[07:57:40] Yo, whoa, all right, yo slow down bro. Just drink a beer. I'm like why do we have this fixation with jobs just drink up here
[07:57:48] All right boys drunk
[07:57:50] It's fucking new to us.
[07:57:52] Wait a minute, it's my feet.
[07:57:54] It's one.
[07:57:55] One.
[07:57:56] It's one.
[07:57:57] One.
[07:57:58] One.
[07:57:59] One.
[07:58:00] One.
[07:58:01] One.
[07:58:02] One.
[07:58:03] One.
[07:58:04] One.
[07:58:05] One.
[07:58:06] One.
[07:58:07] One.
[07:58:08] One.
[07:58:09] It's me.
[07:58:10] It's me.
[07:58:11] It's Ron.
[07:58:12] Wait, I feel like we're gonna have to set some rules here.
[07:58:13] What's the rules?
[07:58:14] We go into the...
[07:58:15] Whoa, wait, who's the hunter?
[07:58:16] He's the hunter.
[07:58:17] Hold on.
[07:58:18] Hold on.
[07:58:19] May I please get three double doubles hold the left regular
[07:58:27] All right, no cheese, okay, just actually trying to draw. Okay
[07:58:32] Okay, no cheese. No cheese. No cheese
[07:58:37] Please no cheese. No cheese
[07:58:40] Please guys, no cheese. No cheese. No cheese. No cheese. Please boy. Pepsi. No coke Pepsi no coke
[07:58:49] She wanna fuck with a stable, she wanna fuck with a stable, what?
[07:58:52] What?
[07:58:53] I gotta find Jinxy so he takes this swig.
[07:58:59] But I'm very shit, huh?
[07:59:00] I'm not gonna lie, boss.
[07:59:01] It's just me.
[07:59:02] It's fucking me, bro.
[07:59:03] Bro, listen, man, Lacey, fear will never get you anywhere in life, bro.
[07:59:09] This is perfect.
[07:59:10] A man who's scared is nothing at all besides scared by himself.
[07:59:14] A person who thinks all the time.
[07:59:17] 40 seconds and has nothing to think about that right forward just right the word or no
[07:59:23] That writer says leave it like this
[07:59:28] Maybe it's better for not first person. No, not that word
[07:59:35] I'll admit it not my best spot
[07:59:39] Never gonna work like bro, dude
[07:59:42] Why it could work. Yeah, you know what you have fun. What?
[07:59:46] Wdary out of my car to my car to my car to my I got it. Wdary's
[07:59:55] Just to chat
[07:59:58] All right, Jack if I get found I'd be fucking shot
[08:00:01] Oh, man, you got a job!
[08:00:03] Lacey, come here.
[08:00:06] I think nobody wants to be a kid.
[08:00:10] Dude, this podcast smells pretty rough.
[08:00:12] Jason, look behind you.
[08:00:14] Outside.
[08:00:16] Lacey, I love you, bro.
[08:00:17] I want to see you again, dude.
[08:00:19] I love you, Jinx. Yeah, I'd love to see you again, bro.
[08:00:21] When am I going to see your ass, bro?
[08:00:23] Probably pro-amp.
[08:00:26] You're going to the pro-amp?
[08:00:28] You got to do my job.
[08:00:30] Hey, ladies, it's not a good place. It's not a good boss, bro.
[08:00:35] You're wrong. It's the best boss, bro.
[08:00:37] Wouldn't change anything else.
[08:00:38] Wait, we don't have whistles on.
[08:00:40] You want to step in here?
[08:00:42] I mean, I think I'm the best boss now.
[08:00:43] What the hell is this shit?
[08:00:46] You're not even back.
[08:00:48] That's good. Thank you, bro.
[08:00:49] You're fired.
[08:00:50] I have limited ammo.
[08:00:51] I have five bullets in a suit.
[08:00:53] This is what you're talking about.
[08:00:55] Bro.
[08:00:56] Jason, nobody's outside, bro.
[08:00:58] That's not true.
[08:00:59] You're not gonna get me in here.
[08:01:01] I'm just trying.
[08:01:06] Dante, what the f-
[08:01:08] Dante, are you serious?
[08:01:10] Dante, what is-
[08:01:12] Dude, stop!
[08:01:14] Wait, Dante, Dante.
[08:01:16] Oh my god.
[08:01:17] You're never finding something like-
[08:01:19] Dante's got a flimicky cheese.
[08:01:21] Bro, no cheese, dude.
[08:01:23] Wait, everyone here is cheesing besides me and hivemind.
[08:01:26] Yeah, bro.
[08:01:27] Jason hasn't killed anybody
[08:01:29] Jason bro, I'll give you a hint about how to play this game. You got to shoot the people that are high wait Ron is dead ass to go
[08:01:35] Okay
[08:01:38] Thank you, bro. I hate you. You got good kid. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro
[08:01:43] Like Jason might be the worst player known to line. I'm not even kidding. I didn't
[08:01:49] Yo, Jason, I'm not one of us is
[08:01:57] No whistles. Can we
[08:01:59] Every whistle
[08:02:01] I know whistles
[08:02:03] What button is this up? I just whistled
[08:02:05] Everybody whistle
[08:02:07] Oh god, hi Brian, there's no whistles
[08:02:09] I didn't whistle
[08:02:11] I didn't whistle
[08:02:13] Jason's a bot bruh
[08:02:15] He's actually so bad at the game
[08:02:17] Like he's dead, that's so bad at the game
[08:02:19] I generally don't think he'll ever find a single soul
[08:02:21] Don't think I'll ever find a single soul
[08:02:25] Now minions
[08:02:27] It's a yeah, what does he Jason did you give your guy cubes or something?
[08:02:33] No
[08:02:35] Yeah, you got your whistle or no
[08:02:37] Jason me. Oh go to the light bro. You're not finding anything. You know Jason Jason look at the window
[08:02:43] I'm whispering
[08:02:53] It's one one one one one okay
[08:02:56] High-fives you gotta change this thing
[08:02:57] This is Jason's fad bro
[08:02:58] You gotta unlimited ammo whistles
[08:02:59] Every 45 seconds
[08:03:00] Bro I didn't get high-fives
[08:03:01] He's a host
[08:03:02] No I can't do it
[08:03:03] I'll just change it
[08:03:04] Yes high-fives
[08:03:05] Host, host, host
[08:03:06] I'll just change it
[08:03:07] I'll just change it
[08:03:08] I can do it
[08:03:09] High-fives
[08:03:10] Alright
[08:03:11] Yo you are
[08:03:12] WHAT BRO, SHOOT SOMEBODY, BRO!
[08:03:14] YOU ARE ASS, BRO!
[08:03:16] What does he do, though?
[08:03:18] We're up there, we're up there in the tree. Keep climbing it.
[08:03:20] Wait, this is low key what's gonna happen, though.
[08:03:22] Whoever's the one-seeker's gonna get ganged up, bro.
[08:03:24] Jason's just dead ass past.
[08:03:26] I don't get it, bro.
[08:03:28] Wait, we should have infected, guys!
[08:03:30] Jazz, my lighting is good.
[08:03:32] Yeah, we can change it for next game.
[08:03:34] Yo, done things.
[08:03:36] You literally ran over me, plays, and fucking high-fives.
[08:03:40] I'm not even kidding. You know how is this working, bro?
[08:03:54] You know Jason you want me to or farm on you I just work on
[08:04:00] If you come out to the front of the end and out burger, I'm gonna make you waste all your bullets and you're not gonna kill me
[08:04:10] Jason, just get him. Jason, get him. Get him.
[08:04:12] You dead ass, Jason, you dead ass.
[08:04:14] Jason, get him.
[08:04:16] Jason, you dead ass stared at me. You stared at me.
[08:04:22] Wait, Lacey.
[08:04:24] Alright. I just now noticed this.
[08:04:28] Bons are tri-hard though.
[08:04:30] Yeah, I think Ron will get found.
[08:04:32] Jason, what?
[08:04:34] What's up in the fucking walls, bro?
[08:04:36] Bro, are you the fucking walls?
[08:04:43] Jason you got a really think bro really think of what's happening
[08:04:49] As if the whistle is not making enough noise, I mean come on, what can I possibly be saying?
[08:04:55] Yeah, he's so bad like I have to tell him bro like I did I have to tell
[08:04:59] dude Jason you have to lock in brothers 20 seconds
[08:05:04] actually an artist no wait hold up holy aura wait to it's just me and Lacey right
[08:05:10] I sell bro because bro I whistle a view whistle whistle Jixi whistle
[08:05:15] I just whistled
[08:05:16] jixi's gonna find you Jixi you're done
[08:05:20] Okay
[08:05:44] Hi Brian, do you want a host?
[08:05:50] All right Jason fix the sevens. Yeah, I'm limited and what else with you guys ran over highlights like two times
[08:06:08] 120 wait time you just 30
[08:06:12] Answer check every 30 seconds
[08:06:15] Forced on every 30 seconds
[08:06:20] Oh
[08:06:22] Mechamelon the best game this came out
[08:06:25] That's it. No. Yes, bro. That's it top one
[08:06:29] It's like one of the best games that came out like blaster one hunter, right one hunter
[08:06:37] Bro one hunter infected bigger map Fommo, okay, so wait one hunter hunter wait time. What hunter wait time
[08:06:44] What's winning? Yeah, do I do back rooms to back room dude? I might do a concert in here chat
[08:06:49] What do you guys think no infected on a back rooms is bad? No, no, they updated back rooms. It's huge now
[08:06:55] I'll do no I got like a lot of you supposed to be in prison now. You're a dirty alcoholic. No, I got I got fucking
[08:07:03] Literally group fucking gas lit into this bro. Okay
[08:07:08] I'm not even getting I'm gonna take a shot for you, bro. Oh brother
[08:07:11] No Jinx you are basically begging us to all drink for you, we will do it
[08:07:18] Fine bro, we will drink dude
[08:07:22] Hi Mike what map is this kitten?
[08:07:25] I'm not host, I'm Jason
[08:07:28] Jason what map?
[08:07:29] Merage, Merage
[08:07:30] Oh my
[08:07:32] Stop drinking it makes you a villain
[08:07:34] I'm not a villain bro, I'm a good dude
[08:07:37] I'm not going to lie to whoever is on tour
[08:07:40] Yeah, yeah, who wins it up like alcohol with kimchi versus Los? Oh
[08:07:47] Does he know aware?
[08:07:51] Then we got Brazil Norway Mexico England tomorrow. It's cinema. It's cinema. It's cinema. I literally can't wait chat lock-in bro
[08:08:02] I'm drawing
[08:08:05] So
[08:08:07] What the fuck was that?
[08:08:09] Who just burped?
[08:08:11] That should kind of sound like a burp for Thanos.
[08:08:16] This map is big as shit.
[08:08:18] That might have been the most disgusting fucking burp I've ever heard in my life.
[08:08:21] I'll be honest with you guys.
[08:08:23] GG's to whoever's Hunter, bro.
[08:08:25] Wait, this is, it is infected though. No, but it's infected.
[08:08:27] So if you find one person, it's like...
[08:08:29] Chad, is this good?
[08:08:31] Chad, pick a spot. What do you think?
[08:08:33] You know what's crazy? Is that that low taper fade meme?
[08:08:35] It's still massive.
[08:08:37] I go on tiktok, and I see new ones every day with jet millions of lights. Yeah, is this cheese? Yeah, is this cheese?
[08:08:45] No one would that I thought
[08:08:49] Trying to think bro
[08:08:54] Wish I go girl. I'm gonna show you how to be one of those
[08:08:58] I
[08:09:01] Fuck bro, bro. Free. This is top dude free. What the free chat is this little Mickey. Let me know now
[08:09:09] What the free?
[08:09:12] Here we go. Here we go. Let's get comfy bear. Let's get
[08:09:20] They're saying now which means I have to do it if I don't no ban me yo guys how old were you when you had your first kiss
[08:09:26] I was like six years old yo, how does a how does a four-year-old kiss
[08:09:34] What is that?
[08:09:35] And I took her by my couch. She was also six years old and then I kissed her
[08:09:40] You know what bro, I'm just gonna call cap Lacey you did not get a kiss at four bro
[08:09:49] What are you Leonardo DiCaprio?
[08:09:51] like no do like be realistic bro when did y'all get to first guess I mean if I
[08:10:00] get found this is literally just stream
[08:10:05] yeah this isn't a Mickey this is called cup high octane gaming that's what this
[08:10:10] is does he know all right Chad does that look real wait I'm just use why can I
[08:10:18] not see yes because it's infected yeah oh you see laser how is this on ethical
[08:10:27] bro this is calm I feel lost guys this is a legendary spot big laser mackerel
[08:10:34] this is a big map this is the same what you find one person just listen for the
[08:10:38] whistle that's right look the taper fae
[08:10:42] I
[08:10:45] Like bad at this fucking game. I'll be honest with you. I might be a fucking hero
[08:10:50] All right, one swig of vodka everybody take a sip three two
[08:10:55] one
[08:10:57] Cheers guys
[08:10:59] Cheers, bro
[08:11:01] Hey chat if you're at home right now, and you don't have anyone to have just know you're doing virtual hangouts right now
[08:11:07] It's a bad and everyone concert in 15 minutes, bro, son
[08:11:12] What concert me Jinxie concert, bro, I'm gonna play Katy Perry and strip Chad is you're you ready?
[08:11:20] Let's go. This is what happens when the vodka gets going, bro. Hey check like my spot
[08:11:26] Oh, I think this is pretty fucking good. I'm like a lot body rock
[08:11:35] Hey, what you got?
[08:11:38] a billion couldn't ever buy
[08:11:42] hey, hey, hey
[08:11:44] Hi guys, sing the next part
[08:11:46] Um, what is it?
[08:11:49] We gonna party like it's 30, 12, the night
[08:11:54] down the sing the next part
[08:11:56] Uh, I wanna, wait
[08:11:58] I wanna show you all the finer things
[08:12:01] I'm in bed
[08:12:02] Ron, sing the next part
[08:12:04] I'm coming for ya
[08:12:06] No! Wrong!
[08:12:08] So just forget about the world
[08:12:11] I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya
[08:12:16] Cause of the world
[08:12:19] How do you do it?
[08:12:22] You do it under me
[08:12:26] You can't use my own emo against me, you little shitters!
[08:12:30] She wanna have a stable funeral
[08:12:33] Yeah, not anyone or not.
[08:12:35] Oh yeah, I'm probably best here.
[08:12:36] You're the worst of the league, bro.
[08:12:38] Dude, where's LeBron gonna go to, Lacey?
[08:12:43] Probably to Cabs.
[08:12:45] Cabs.
[08:12:46] Cabs.
[08:12:47] We're gonna go to the Golden State Warriors.
[08:12:49] Let's go into the Sixers.
[08:12:50] Bro, he already went to the Cabs twice, bro.
[08:12:52] It's time for him to come to the Orlando Magic
[08:12:54] and win a chip, right now.
[08:12:55] Ha!
[08:12:57] Miha, miha!
[08:12:58] him and Pablo Banchero bro they're gonna bring it home
[08:13:04] random shit no why people are laughing
[08:13:07] it's he bulls is in sight yo ladies I'm gonna be honest bro
[08:13:10] oh wait it's infected okay lock it lock it it's like this kind of fun I'm not
[08:13:13] gonna lie bro that was whistle blow out bro you read chat bro you could blow my
[08:13:19] whistle I don't have it open dude we get L stream sniper on the chat I'm gonna
[08:13:23] find everyone brah I'm actually good at this game
[08:13:25] Ron, stable Ronaldo, currently searching for friendlies, looking like a little bit of a lost puppy, he's sort of heard a whistle somewhere over here when I was running around, I'm not going to lie, like I was stable Ronaldo, now hallucinating, now hallucinating, he kills high-vives, great work from Ron, great work kid.
[08:13:45] I'm... Hold on, Chad. I got you guys.
[08:13:47] Alright, listen quietly. Listen for whistle.
[08:13:49] I'm gonna be quiet. Yep.
[08:13:51] She's never make it back to Byron Bay
[08:13:53] Shut up!
[08:13:54] The day you took...
[08:13:56] With a quick drink in it.
[08:13:58] Contest! What the fuck are you doing?
[08:14:00] You're looking at us, gonna die before we...
[08:14:02] How did you know that was me?
[08:14:04] Cause you're giggling like a fucking idiot!
[08:14:06] Ha ha ha!
[08:14:08] You're not close to me, bro. I don't like you.
[08:14:10] You guys are such a wacky group.
[08:14:12] I'm talking now.
[08:14:14] I'm going to show you how to
[08:14:18] I might be a genius, bro.
[08:14:21] You just put your lips together and you come real close.
[08:14:25] What the fuck?
[08:14:26] You could blow half asses with some baby, half asses with some baby.
[08:14:30] Let half ass know.
[08:14:32] T.S. this off, bro.
[08:14:33] Yeah.
[08:14:34] Should I actually have an idea?
[08:14:35] Oh.
[08:14:36] Yo, yo.
[08:14:36] Fuck!
[08:14:37] Wait, I need the help.
[08:14:38] How did you find me, bro?
[08:14:41] That doesn't look good.
[08:14:42] That's not good.
[08:14:43] Wait, so I'm confused.
[08:14:44] I have a question about infected.
[08:14:46] In the prep phase, can we see each other
[08:14:48] or are we completely invisible?
[08:14:51] Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet,
[08:14:53] shut up!
[08:14:54] Hold on, I feel like we're invisible.
[08:14:55] Shut up!
[08:14:59] What?
[08:14:59] No, it's not.
[08:15:00] I didn't hear you.
[08:15:01] Somebody's on me, somebody's on me, bro.
[08:15:05] It's the B side.
[08:15:06] Somebody's on me, somebody's on me.
[08:15:07] Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
[08:15:09] Bro thinks he's playing R6, nobody's on B side.
[08:15:12] No, but he's on nobody this isn't our six bro
[08:15:42] I'm a
[08:15:52] No, we were supposed to draw bro, that was cheese
[08:15:56] No, Jixie Jixie Jixie only fair you take a shot. That's crazy. Hello, Tampa true. Yo, where's only so chat where I miss him
[08:16:04] Where is the only no thing he's missing. Hi, buddy. He go into hiding again. Yeah, go stream
[08:16:12] why does not stream for two months where's the ad yo okay you find my
[08:16:18] DMs please you just stop it's fishy oh run he does not know you bro only
[08:16:22] pixel is like playboy Cardi did my only fun my discord games please brah
[08:16:26] me ha no I'm kidding monkey okay no fuck yourself yeah we're going to my
[08:16:33] craft we're going to my craft my craft yep block up any miners in the chat what
[08:16:39] GenC Minecraft, I don't know.
[08:16:41] No, keep me away from GenC, please, bro.
[08:16:44] Please, keep me away from GenC on Minecraft.
[08:16:46] No, I mean, you're saying this like we don't, like...
[08:16:50] Bro, we had a great time, bro.
[08:16:52] No, we didn't.
[08:16:53] No, we didn't.
[08:16:54] Lifeless, bro.
[08:16:55] Wait, I'm a hunter, I'm a hunter, I'm a hunter!
[08:16:56] Me, me, me, me, me, me!
[08:16:57] Chatty, I'm a hunter, I'm a hunter.
[08:16:59] Lifeless.
[08:17:00] Alright, I'm looking for miners.
[08:17:02] Let's do it!
[08:17:03] You're a monster!
[08:17:04] You're a monster!
[08:17:05] Yeah, I'm a monster!
[08:17:06] Yeah, I'm a monster!
[08:17:07] We're on a Minecraft map, what?
[08:17:10] We're on a Minecraft map!
[08:17:12] We're playing Mephid Chameleon!
[08:17:14] Bro, I'm not eating it.
[08:17:16] He's gotta stay on alcohol, bro. I'm not getting it.
[08:17:18] Dude, I'm not eating P445, bro.
[08:17:21] Like, look, y'all don't play Minecraft.
[08:17:23] Let's chat.
[08:17:25] Okay, yeah, you guys can't say get off the alcohol after you literally swindled me.
[08:17:30] You guys swindled me.
[08:17:32] So here I am, bro. It's Drunko. Let's do this shit.
[08:17:34] actually
[08:17:38] Man go get on man go walla get on
[08:17:42] That's also one of my guys chat. Should I face time Joe Bart drop like that?
[08:17:49] Jack said I face time Joe Bart with my rena out
[08:17:52] You are doing just saying anything Jack. Jinx you call him Jinx you call him
[08:17:59] He's talking himself
[08:18:01] Chad, what do you think about this spot?
[08:18:04] Good or bad?
[08:18:06] Chad, type the random kid emo.
[08:18:10] I'm not getting called.
[08:18:12] Is he not going to pick up?
[08:18:14] Yo, Gid3 Epstein, thank you for the five gifted.
[08:18:16] Hi guys, I said to get this guy out of here last week.
[08:18:19] I said to get this guy out of here last week, bro.
[08:18:23] Interesting, maybe Joe changed his number.
[08:18:26] Oh, okay, unavailable.
[08:18:29] So, Mingo, you're with your girlfriend?
[08:18:32] Okay, all good, all good, bro.
[08:18:35] That's the shit that'll piss me the fuck off.
[08:18:38] What if you're gonna sit with my girlfriend?
[08:18:39] It's like, what?
[08:18:40] Wait, Joe called him, Joe called him.
[08:18:42] Yo, Joe, what's up, man?
[08:18:44] Yo, what's going on, brother?
[08:18:46] Sorry, missed your call.
[08:18:47] Sorry, guys.
[08:18:52] Fuck yeah, I got his hurry, fuck.
[08:18:54] It's gonna be the mickey, fuck it.
[08:18:56] This is maybe a horrible idea.
[08:19:04] Oh, me, Hanyan.
[08:19:09] Oh, me.
[08:19:10] Chad, just trust the process, bro. Don't spam GG.
[08:19:23] Hold on.
[08:19:26] Alright, time to watch Junko.
[08:19:32] Actually, I can do a little bit.
[08:19:34] I mean, Chad, that doesn't look that bad. I'm not gonna lie.
[08:19:38] Facts are not like this. It doesn't look that bad.
[08:19:46] Wait, where are you guys heading?
[08:19:48] What are you fucking good?
[08:19:50] Me? Yo, guys, I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna give you all time to run. Like, y'all can run.
[08:19:54] we don't need to we don't actually need to oh yeah wait wait you can't take the
[08:20:02] other hiders or am I bugging what is he not on yourself Chad is that bad oh by
[08:20:08] the way Joe Bart might join us while drunk shortly so Joe Bart might join us
[08:20:14] holy aura bro that was a good spot on the pig that was literally the worst spot
[08:20:20] I'm not gonna lie this is fucking calm you know what this map is it's just trees it's just tree hiders, bro
[08:20:28] Yeah, that's true. You're free
[08:20:31] All right, so that means there's at least two people in trees by the way
[08:20:35] Well, you're more probably
[08:20:37] So that means it's probably for now
[08:20:40] Can you blow my whistle, baby?
[08:20:44] You're really fuck Lacey nah, I'm not gonna watch I don't think I fix anything on God
[08:20:49] I don't I don't think I fix anything. I think I just leave it. I'm gonna fuck up chat. I'm literally
[08:20:52] I'm literally just pre-firing the trees cuz one of you guys is in here. Oh
[08:20:57] My god, yo, no true my spot is calm. I'm getting good, bro. Don't be run baller on the chat man
[08:21:05] Wait, Rob. Did you use you a jail over the whistle?
[08:21:10] Everybody oh wait, I must it's a classic. No, just climb this right here
[08:21:16] The classic I shouldn't whistle bro. I don't know why I whistle man like I did that means we're far away
[08:21:22] He's smiling. You can hear Ron Smiley. I just
[08:21:25] I just hate this shit man like
[08:21:31] Me
[08:21:33] Me
[08:21:35] Evens tree
[08:21:37] Who's allowed to make L chat bro. I fucking listen coming up in days, bro. This map is a lot of tree camping bro
[08:21:43] Yeah, I mean don't us yeah
[08:21:55] Okay, did somebody just verbally whistle
[08:21:57] Oh
[08:22:10] Okay, there's one person left it's Dante's
[08:22:15] You guys are not finding me. I'm telling you wait out this mood up. Oh, I almost got you
[08:22:27] I'm shooting a pig
[08:22:30] Okay, there you go you answer your own question don't ask don't ask give us a hint bro
[08:22:34] Give us no no no no no hints one of us close. Okay, but now this is your spot good enough for a hundred seconds
[08:22:42] Yeah, it might be rough it might be really fucking rough might be a little bit of a matter. What's the matter?
[08:22:47] Hey, what's the matter?
[08:22:49] Jinx me. Can you hit the matter dad or no?
[08:22:52] How did you start this Ron? How did matter daddy even for me?
[08:22:57] this one guy with his name so you said one guy wait where is
[08:23:03] I'm not in the tree I'm not in the tree tree gaming tree got that's where are
[08:23:10] you at but I'm not in the tree you are definitely in the trees definitely no
[08:23:16] it's not a tree okay is there okay is your spot cheese or is it like that
[08:23:22] It's legit
[08:23:24] Wow guys, does anybody know where he is? No, are you guys hoodie game or no hoodie game and find him guys?
[08:23:30] Where is he?
[08:23:33] Where was he?
[08:23:38] Dixie you walk past me like five times I was a twerker who the fuck was the pig cap cap cap or
[08:23:45] Yo guys look guys question, bro
[08:23:48] First off everybody take a swig five four three two one
[08:24:18] One more you gotta call LG before you get off
[08:24:23] Ladies you're so smart. Yes
[08:24:30] Oh
[08:24:42] This guy's like married, bro, like holy shit married, bro. He's married
[08:24:47] I've seen him fucking you at the gym
[08:24:53] I have two options have two options either I could get off after this game or I could find a beer and then just a game with you
[08:25:00] As for us tonight
[08:25:03] Find a fucking beer
[08:25:05] I can find wait so what changed
[08:25:10] You went from getting off to getting drunk and playing all night, I'm not complaining, but what the fuck just happened, bro
[08:25:17] Did you like pull out a Glock?
[08:25:19] Fuck you man.
[08:25:21] Dude, listen, Jynxie, Jynxie.
[08:25:24] And life some things are better left unknown.
[08:25:27] Oh no.
[08:25:28] Mingo asked to play. Let me call Mingo.
[08:25:30] Mingo, FaceTime.
[08:25:32] Wait, you're getting bigger? What's going on?
[08:25:36] Not this?
[08:25:41] Guys, I have the biggest alcoholic I know, bro.
[08:25:45] Mingo happy 4th of July
[08:25:48] Yeah, get on bro get on bro get on hey, we're boozing and we're playing bro get on
[08:25:56] All right, all right
[08:25:58] Yo, I got what I got what I got what I got what I got what I got what I got
[08:26:00] I got the drunkest guy. I know
[08:26:04] Let's do I
[08:26:06] Got all the maps
[08:26:08] To the Bob Ross map Bob Ross. I don't know
[08:26:11] What's the name of that?
[08:26:12] Let's do a default one.
[08:26:13] Hey, just, let me just search a Bob Ross.
[08:26:15] It's the most fun one there is.
[08:26:16] Yo, guys, who's putting these images in the discord, bro?
[08:26:19] What's happening right now?
[08:26:20] I'm back, bro.
[08:26:21] Can we get a W?
[08:26:22] Laze.
[08:26:23] Is this you, man?
[08:26:24] What the fuck is this one?
[08:26:26] That was me before I got caught.
[08:26:29] Who are you with?
[08:26:31] Who are you with, bro?
[08:26:32] That's not head.
[08:26:33] That's not head.
[08:26:34] I'm doing two hunters.
[08:26:35] I'm doing two hunters.
[08:26:36] Two?
[08:26:37] Two hunters?
[08:26:38] No infection.
[08:26:39] Wait, is it Bob Ross, though?
[08:26:40] here no infections good mingo what up baby
[08:26:44] no guys listen this guy mingo is a pro
[08:26:48] drinker like I'm telling you this guy's
[08:26:50] legit Jinxie Lee I didn't leak I didn't
[08:26:54] leave I know real jacks in the game
[08:26:56] why how would he get in the game
[08:26:58] well hi guys nobody leaked bro stop
[08:27:01] being a potato like
[08:27:04] I had to be real, dude.
[08:27:05] Hi, guys.
[08:27:06] He's in the lobby.
[08:27:07] Take a kill pill, bro.
[08:27:08] Hell, we can chat, bro.
[08:27:09] Okay, but explain to me how to do the chat.
[08:27:11] Mingo, Mingo, are you in a game?
[08:27:12] I have to call Lose on 4th of July, bro.
[08:27:15] See, chat, whenever I get drunk, I just call my whole contact list.
[08:27:19] Alright.
[08:27:20] Guys, everybody take a swig of vodka, please.
[08:27:24] We're changing Tom to get on Far Guys.
[08:27:27] You can't fuck that little lad, though.
[08:27:29] Oh, what?
[08:27:30] What?
[08:27:31] Yo, Dizzy, how much of that bottle is gone?
[08:27:33] Bottle is gone
[08:27:35] Who did you just call kid lotion seeing up?
[08:27:41] Dixie my meat I think mother
[08:27:43] Oh, I need to call those again. Yo my TV's fucking guys. It wouldn't take its way, bro
[08:27:48] Someone just got hit with your two choices. I just heard someone in a dilemma
[08:27:56] What do you guys think well those time up again, yo, what's happening?
[08:28:03] Yeah, why those hanging up on me, bro?
[08:28:05] I'm starting a game.
[08:28:07] Hey, low six me.
[08:28:08] Nope, nope, don't start the game.
[08:28:09] Who is Zee?
[08:28:10] It's because Zee's Zee?
[08:28:11] Hey, low six me.
[08:28:12] I'm making a new server, making a new server.
[08:28:16] I'm not gonna come.
[08:28:17] Who came out when I peed?
[08:28:18] Zee's Zee.
[08:28:19] What?
[08:28:20] Like, how?
[08:28:21] How do you do it?
[08:28:22] Dude, I've never peaked anything in my life, bro.
[08:28:24] Who is Zee?
[08:28:25] Is that one of your friends?
[08:28:26] Uh, it's Mingo, bro.
[08:28:28] That's about me.
[08:28:30] Pass the reposado.
[08:28:33] She wanna fuck with her stumble. She wanna fuck with her stumble.
[08:28:36] Is there a new lobby?
[08:28:37] Yo guys, everybody list your height.
[08:28:40] Put in a lobby. Put in a lobby.
[08:28:41] Everybody list your height, weight, girth, and length.
[08:28:45] Okay, 5 foot 9, 145 pounds.
[08:28:48] 5 foot 9, 145 pounds, and matter.
[08:28:53] Jason?
[08:28:55] Okay, that means...
[08:28:56] 5 foot 9, 150.
[08:28:59] Oh god.
[08:29:01] Yeah, I think you're missing Jason. You're not 150 you're on like ruins, bro. Alright, who's next?
[08:29:10] Six foot two
[08:29:14] I'm six to I don't know six foot two one seventy five pure muscle
[08:29:20] I'm I'm five nine a hundred and fifty five
[08:29:23] I
[08:29:28] Get a rare one on you, bro, please you're not 155 bro. It's your
[08:29:34] Me, huh? If you're 155 I landed on the moon, bro
[08:29:37] It's time to wake up and smell the coffee
[08:29:41] All right, but basically I'm six three and yeah, oh no, he's not
[08:29:46] shorter than me
[08:29:48] How about just shorter than me, bro?
[08:29:53] Oh, all right, is everybody in?
[08:29:56] Yep, we're missing.
[08:29:58] We're missing matter.
[08:29:59] We're missing matter.
[08:30:00] Who the fuck is that?
[08:30:01] I mean, it's not after daddy.
[08:30:02] It's not after daddy.
[08:30:04] We're missing a daddy coming in.
[08:30:05] Who's daddy coming in?
[08:30:06] Ooh, it's JC.
[08:30:07] I'm coming in, JC.
[08:30:08] Oh, my god, JC.
[08:30:09] You're going to get come inside of you.
[08:30:10] OK.
[08:30:12] Lacey, bro.
[08:30:14] Lacey, did you actually carry your ACL or was that fake?
[08:30:18] He's not even original.
[08:30:19] He's not original.
[08:30:20] Did Lacey actually carry his ACL?
[08:30:22] No, he didn't carry his ACL.
[08:30:23] He actually teared his duck deal
[08:30:25] What's a duck deal?
[08:30:29] Dwayne Wade lobbing to LeBron meme
[08:30:33] Yo, all right swig and three two one
[08:30:42] Boy you can only play if you're drunk
[08:30:47] Boy are you drunk, bro? I'm adding you
[08:30:49] I'm so drunk I can fuck Nicholas Douglas Stewart
[08:31:02] The middle name is literally insane. Yo, how about federally indict him bro, what?
[08:31:09] What's wrong with you kid?
[08:31:14] What are you having to spoil it?
[08:31:16] The fuck!
[08:31:17] Yes bro, I was spoiled in here.
[08:31:18] I was.
[08:31:19] Spoilt on a scale of 1 to 10 how drunk are you bro?
[08:31:22] Spoilt!
[08:31:23] I'm gonna go back bro.
[08:31:25] Spoilt you have to get liquor in you man.
[08:31:28] Bro, I got you bro.
[08:31:30] What?
[08:31:31] I need help.
[08:31:32] I might as well change my diaper bro.
[08:31:33] You don't get in your person man, it's okay.
[08:31:35] That was got Jason.
[08:31:37] the eights drink bro I'm next to your boy Kofi later bro that ass yeah let me see
[08:31:44] let's see I'm gonna go see if it's here boy brings yeah bring clothes
[08:31:51] bro guys I'm starting to think that these pretzels are approaching Brussels I'm
[08:31:54] not told you well I have an idea bro yo Nick Doug's theory David five gifted
[08:32:00] bro if you know what's funny is that's actually that's a real guy that's
[08:32:04] That's literally a bro guy, I know that guy.
[08:32:06] That's literally a bro guy.
[08:32:07] Wow.
[08:32:07] Who is Doug?
[08:32:09] Uh, yeah, just don't worry about it, bro.
[08:32:11] Who the fuck is Doug?
[08:32:13] Yo, that's gotta be banable, bro.
[08:32:14] Just dog sing someone in a twitch ring.
[08:32:17] Your middle name is Doug?
[08:32:19] My middle name is not, my middle name is not Doug.
[08:32:22] It's Douglas.
[08:32:23] Who the fuck is Doug?
[08:32:24] Bro, it's not Doug!
[08:32:26] It's Douglas!
[08:32:27] It is Doug!
[08:32:28] It's Doug Stewart.
[08:32:29] Bro, it's Douglas, bro.
[08:32:31] Jesus.
[08:32:32] Doug, yep.
[08:32:33] Douglas
[08:32:36] Yo, so what courses are y'all gonna teach at Steven University man guys problem. I just leaked the fucking password
[08:32:42] Oh
[08:32:52] Man
[08:33:00] One of one
[08:33:02] You can't say that again. It's the next year, bro
[08:33:06] Holy rare
[08:33:08] Dude, wait, so who's going to the program in here, man?
[08:33:13] Lacey, are you going?
[08:33:15] I'm leaking check to order.
[08:33:18] Why is Lacey deafened, though?
[08:33:20] El Ego, Pat. El Ego.
[08:33:22] Go to Lacey's chat and type El Ego.
[08:33:26] Chat, ruin Lacey's streaming experience.
[08:33:36] Guys, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
[08:33:38] I
[08:33:50] Lays did it
[08:33:55] Jinx he first it was fucking Los Polos
[08:33:57] No, I was talking to you bro, but you were definitely
[08:34:11] El Ego
[08:34:13] Yeah, I'm a monster and I'm started talking
[08:34:15] I was thinking about how life was created
[08:34:17] Now go to Lacey's shop y'all and give him a heart with a bandage
[08:34:19] Okay guys, guys do you want to give philosophical? I think Joe's joined his team
[08:34:23] Yes!
[08:34:24] Guys everybody just came up
[08:34:34] All right, if you believe in aliens raise your hand bro
[08:34:46] God ladies actually a mager, bro. Do you see this?
[08:34:49] I actually I actually seen a tweet today with laser Morgan was who was he Morgan was it wrong
[08:35:00] Wait
[08:35:06] Okay guys, what's your craziest conspiracy theory I
[08:35:13] Let's see here. I got a lot of these
[08:35:16] Let's start with down test
[08:35:18] Oh, what wait one second? Oh, okay?
[08:35:32] What is your craziest conspiracy theory bro, we're gonna start with you and we're gonna go around the circle, bro
[08:35:37] Okay, so have all of you guys ever heard of losers Q
[08:35:48] It's a game that's called Loser's Curide.
[08:35:54] And essentially there's like a scalpel matchmaking.
[08:36:00] And if you win too much, then it forces you to lose.
[08:36:03] And if you lose too much, it forces you to win.
[08:36:05] Is that a conspiracy theory?
[08:36:07] What?
[08:36:08] Gameweek needs to know.
[08:36:09] No guys, it's very true because think about it.
[08:36:12] How can a game match you fairly against other players who are on the same MMR?
[08:36:17] If you never lose.
[08:36:18] Exactly, yes.
[08:36:20] So that's why the way that they actually do it is by making it so that they force you
[08:36:24] to lose or win depending on how high or low your win rate is.
[08:36:27] Do I got Snoop Dogg underneath me, bro?
[08:36:30] No.
[08:36:31] Lace.
[08:36:32] Daffed.
[08:36:33] Lace, did you just rip like?
[08:36:34] What the f***?
[08:36:35] Daffed.
[08:36:36] Daffed.
[08:36:37] Daffed.
[08:36:38] Daffed.
[08:36:39] Daffed.
[08:36:40] Daffed.
[08:36:41] Daffed.
[08:36:42] Daffed.
[08:36:43] Daffed.
[08:36:44] Daffed.
[08:36:45] Daffed.
[08:36:46] I
[08:36:52] Am out for this mecha-mabi tonight not gonna lie. I think Joe is sloshed. Wow. All right, bro
[08:37:02] Wait, oh wait Jason
[08:37:16] We're not playing until everyone says they're biggest fear Jason you know fear conspiracy
[08:37:28] My biggest fear?
[08:37:33] My biggest fear?
[08:37:34] Don't say the mirror, bro.
[08:37:37] What the fuck?
[08:37:38] That was sweet.
[08:37:39] That was deadass.
[08:37:40] That's fucked up, bro!
[08:37:41] Dude, that was sweet.
[08:37:42] You should leave!
[08:37:43] You blew my footage alive.
[08:37:44] I ruined it.
[08:37:45] Elron in the chat.
[08:37:46] Elron in the chat, bro.
[08:37:47] Bro, probably dying alone.
[08:37:52] Why'd you laugh?
[08:37:53] Wait, okay.
[08:37:55] I only laugh because...
[08:37:56] Because honestly, I don't even feel like being vulnerable with you anymore because you just laugh.
[08:38:01] You just laugh. No, I don't care.
[08:38:03] This is but I didn't laugh.
[08:38:06] I didn't laugh until Ron laughs.
[08:38:07] Call me a part.
[08:38:08] Oh, God.
[08:38:09] No, seriously, bro.
[08:38:10] Okay, no, don't do it.
[08:38:13] Listen, buddy, like you'll be fine, bro.
[08:38:15] Lacey, what is your biggest fear, bro?
[08:38:18] Biggest fear, honestly, is probably a plane crashing into the ocean and me dying.
[08:38:24] Just being stranded in the middle of the ocean.
[08:38:26] well to be honest as soon as the plane makes contact with the water I think you
[08:38:31] would just completely explode because the plane would go so fast into the
[08:38:38] bottom of the ocean everyone would explode
[08:38:42] yo hi guys
[08:38:46] Yo, I'm here holy aura. I'm talking about fears. Yeah, so
[08:38:51] Hi guys, what's your biggest fear about?
[08:38:55] It's probably just it's probably just height like a fear of a fear of uh going high in the sky
[08:39:01] That's why I don't know how I'm gonna climb high. I'm gonna be real. He's right. He's right. He's right, bro
[08:39:07] The water park gg one flip. I'm sort of vein mugging you
[08:39:12] Jason I'm sort of vein mugging you know, you don't want to do that
[08:39:14] I'm very vascular bro like you should see my I'm just pointing take up your shirts right now
[08:39:23] I know Jinx he's been putting us a muscle late what is spoilt like it a bro. It's what paid
[08:39:28] Why do you say Jinx he's putting on muscle?
[08:39:35] Okay, ladies, what is your biggest fear, bro?
[08:39:38] probably spiders bro nice get to know
[08:39:41] larp larp larp so core there's no way
[08:39:44] that's your biggest fear well yeah
[08:39:45] literally just you just say like
[08:39:49] he's also scared of the tickle monster
[08:39:52] bro he's very don't do that bro exactly
[08:39:55] do not do that I don't do I don't do
[08:39:58] tickling and I don't do spiders bro
[08:39:59] sorry okay mingo bro what it's your
[08:40:04] biggest fear bro you know my biggest
[08:40:05] here bro yeah oh yeah planes planes I fucking hate planes dude planes are
[08:40:11] pretty terrifying bro I'm not gonna lie I think you have to be pretty hammered
[08:40:14] for that man okay oh let's explain why planes are scary you have your no
[08:40:24] it's drag you're in a you're in a plastic tube you have no control over
[08:40:29] anything plastic plastic bro it's metal
[08:40:34] All right. All right, Timmy tough knuckles. I'm sorry planes don't scare you. All right, bro
[08:40:39] Hey planes are scary. I don't care. Ron. What is your biggest fear, bro?
[08:40:45] Probably like
[08:40:47] 2023 bro, that was probably like my like just like I live every house and like I don't know
[08:40:52] But also my biggest fear is not being good at Fortnight. You know I'm saying like I used to be one of the pros
[08:40:57] I used to be a living player and like I just lived that fall off again from being like a competitive gamer, bro
[08:41:03] I'm not scared of getting in shape, bro, like
[08:41:09] I'm not either. I'm not either.
[08:41:13] Sure.
[08:41:14] This boy, what is your biggest fear, boy?
[08:41:17] I don't think you drink him.
[08:41:18] He's a curse, bro.
[08:41:21] Bugs, bro. I hate bugs.
[08:41:23] Like spiders, bro. Like, bro, I hate spiders, bro.
[08:41:26] Disgusting, bro.
[08:41:27] Probably dead ass ladies and fugs.
[08:41:28] Just gonna be honest.
[08:41:29] I'm surprised you didn't say Jinxie's basement because you're in his house too bro, you saw
[08:41:41] that shit.
[08:41:42] Guys, I'm not a fucking clone bro, I'm not a clone bro, I'm not a clone bro, I'm not
[08:41:47] a clone bro.
[08:41:48] Dude, Ron, you don't have to keep it up bro, like we know what goes on in his basement.
[08:41:53] Wait, Dutess!
[08:41:54] What?
[08:41:55] Wait, Dutess, we didn't ask you what your biggest fear was, you got a different question.
[08:41:59] Oh my biggest fear. Yeah, yes dying low e-low
[08:42:09] It's got any help man
[08:42:13] Alright, are we ready for Meshah? Yeah, we really got nine people in here on the fourth of fucking July man. I mean
[08:42:20] This is live, man. This is great vibes.
[08:42:22] Nasty, what's your biggest fear?
[08:42:26] Probably stomping, leaving his sides.
[08:42:31] Now, bro, I think my biggest fear is probably, uh,
[08:42:35] I'm just slowly dying, man.
[08:42:38] We're all on, like, already dying.
[08:42:41] Why didn't Ron laugh?
[08:42:43] Bro, this is like a vulnerable, like, moment.
[08:42:46] Bro, what do you mean we're all slowly dying right now?
[08:42:49] No, like knowing and no, I mean like dude, I mean like when you're like
[08:42:55] Bro, and you're like have you ever spoke to someone who's literally like 90 bro? That's terrifying
[08:43:04] Bro, you know
[08:43:06] That this coming bro. You can't do anything when you're not you're just waiting for death at that point
[08:43:13] We're all gonna look back
[08:43:16] We're low key waited for death our whole lives
[08:43:19] Yeah
[08:43:22] Yeah, but when you get when you get nine when you get to 90 then it's like closer really
[08:43:26] Yeah, you know what my actual fear is about aging. It's not even like it sounds so stew
[08:43:30] But it's not even getting to the age
[08:43:32] It's like I don't know anyone else thinks this way
[08:43:34] But like what I'm trying to hate anyone out there in the chat listen everyone lives a very long life
[08:43:38] I don't know why when I think of like getting to 50. I'm like damn like after 50
[08:43:42] I feel like the countdown like starts bro. I got on how to not really go
[08:43:46] I feel like the countdown's right now. No, I don't know why like when I think of like 50
[08:43:50] I'm like damn when I turn 50
[08:43:51] I know that it's almost like not seven close to me
[08:43:54] We probably got like about 40 years, but it's like damn the countdown starts my dad had me when he was 50
[08:43:59] How was your dad?
[08:44:02] That's Asian genetics your dad's dick worked at 50. No, no my dad my dad my dad
[08:44:06] My dad had me like late 40s
[08:44:09] Wait, what's your mom? Yeah, my mom was my mom was a nine-year age gap
[08:44:14] Oh, so she was like 40 out of shit
[08:44:19] I'm not even trying to be clear, but he's got some player in him
[08:44:23] BOT is 60 something. Yeah. Yeah, he's old as shit
[08:44:28] Oh, dude, that's why I'm trying to have a kid soon so I can play with my kid
[08:44:33] And I'm not able to shit. You're saying to your dad like see your dad and mom can like like see your kids
[08:44:39] Oh, yeah, so I can have a great kid. Yes. Yeah, I want to have my kids before like my mom
[08:44:44] Like it's like too old to like walk around and all that, you know what I'm saying like
[08:44:50] Not that I need to have a kid soon, bro soon
[08:45:00] No
[08:45:02] You gotta understand. Yeah
[08:45:06] You'll be good. Yeah, but I don't put my such a work
[08:45:09] What the fuck?
[08:45:11] like he's like he's like about to be seven no he's he is 70 what I can't yes
[08:45:17] dude I just want I feel like being a good dad it's like hard bro I feel like
[08:45:25] that's hard to do how because bro you have to be like to your you have to
[08:45:29] teach your kid well in the world no no dick writing to see I feel like you're
[08:45:33] gonna be an amazing father thank you bro I'm not gonna lie bro you just you just
[08:45:37] look like you'd be a great dad especially meeting your dad bro you're gonna be just
[08:45:40] Thank you, man. Thank you, bro. Dude. I just feel like having a kid is a lot of responsibility, bro
[08:45:46] How many kids would you want though?
[08:45:49] I look you want to to to is probably good to agree. I think it's a good rate
[08:45:58] What's under the boy the boy or like a boy girl, I want an empire of wins
[08:46:03] I
[08:46:07] Know I want I want one boy and like one girl low-key. Yeah
[08:46:14] Me too though
[08:46:16] Yeah, I want to be able to be old and be like a grandpa and look and see my seed
[08:46:22] Increased and like the fucking family tree just is a big triangle reason and I did it
[08:46:27] You know me I'm going I'm going for like seven. Just so I got a family
[08:46:30] What?
[08:46:31] Holy easy, though.
[08:46:33] That's actually free.
[08:46:35] Lacey, you're going to have seven kids and stuff a camera in their face when they do?
[08:46:40] No, from birth.
[08:46:41] From birth.
[08:46:42] From birth.
[08:46:43] From birth.
[08:46:44] No, I'm sure.
[08:46:45] I said when you're joking, birth, you have a free like, or you can hit up like any type
[08:46:50] of prediction.
[08:46:51] You want to run a poll saying like boy or girl, but TTS on bearing birth.
[08:46:55] Hey, mom, make a prediction.
[08:46:57] Mom, make a prediction.
[08:46:58] Boy or girl.
[08:46:59] You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, it's free channel points.
[08:47:02] And then you teach me how to watch on stream.
[08:47:04] Uh, Lacey, I'll give you a...
[08:47:07] Bro, if you have a family channel, Lacey, like, I'm gonna punch you in the face, bro.
[08:47:11] No, no, bro, it's gonna be more like my own...
[08:47:14] My kids' first words will be reading chat.
[08:47:16] Yo, bro, your kids are gonna be like awful, bro.
[08:47:21] What?
[08:47:22] They'll be...
[08:47:23] Bro, what about like, concept?
[08:47:26] They're like zero years old.
[08:47:28] You have a jinxie think about it, bro. Oh my god
[08:47:33] Sending to get the Lambo's for their 12th birthday
[08:47:38] Like you could have a different channel for each kid and then just tell them that oh my god
[08:47:48] Yeah, and whichever kid gets the most subs you actually acknowledge on their birthdays all the others they get no acknowledgment
[08:47:55] So they have to compete against each other to be the best.
[08:47:57] Oh my god.
[08:47:58] Fucking genius.
[08:48:00] Oh my god.
[08:48:02] Do not do this.
[08:48:03] And then you can make them collab with each other.
[08:48:06] Oh my.
[08:48:07] Guys the only reason Jinx is saying don't do it is because he already wants to do it.
[08:48:15] We're stealing his idea.
[08:48:16] He's scared of competition.
[08:48:19] He's scared of our kids overpowering his kids right now.
[08:48:23] When are you going to start your mass breeding, like when is that, so you can go through with this plan.
[08:48:28] Alright, so first off.
[08:48:29] I think these kids are saying ball right, bro.
[08:48:35] Okay, so first off, no one said mass breeding.
[08:48:38] Bro, I'm probably going to have two kids when I'm 33, bro.
[08:48:42] No, I do.
[08:48:43] Why that?
[08:48:44] Why that exactly?
[08:48:45] Because dude, I just want to be done with the streaming, bro, and just have two kids.
[08:48:52] aware
[08:48:55] Like me moving to Japan or what?
[08:48:58] No, I like Florida bro Florida's good
[08:49:01] Which you're gonna be streaming to your 33?
[08:49:04] Dude, I don't know bro. It's 28 39 30. I don't know bro. Have a long ass shit. I'm cold
[08:49:11] Are you anybody accept applications or he's pushing it? Yeah, what the fuck I'm 24 ass what?
[08:49:22] You're gonna host so very 25 that's crazy
[08:49:25] Yo guys
[08:49:28] 22 am I the oldest person in here 23 yeah, I'm that's a how are you 24 wins a birthday February
[08:49:36] Fuck Jason. How are you? I'm 22 team fuck. Let's see how are you?
[08:49:41] 23 team lays how are you 22?
[08:49:45] Mingo howdy 24 wins a birthday you're 17 fuck Ron howdy
[08:49:50] 22 or 23 years old, you know, what is 23 team, bro?
[08:49:58] You have a little fun. Yeah, that's what how do you
[08:50:02] You're younger than me
[08:50:06] Yeah, Jinxie you're the oldest
[08:50:10] I'm 22
[08:50:12] Oh, you are.
[08:50:14] Oh, wait, what's your birthday?
[08:50:16] JC, when's your birthday?
[08:50:18] September 26, bro.
[08:50:19] Oh, no.
[08:50:22] 25?
[08:50:23] Oh, that's a good one.
[08:50:26] Officially pushing 30.
[08:50:28] You're actually officially pushing 30.
[08:50:31] You are 25% from 100.
[08:50:34] That is nothing.
[08:50:34] I'm going to get in that retirement.
[08:50:35] Oh, my god.
[08:50:37] Yo, imagine you're pushing a game,
[08:50:39] and you're 25% done with the game.
[08:50:40] That's literally what you're at.
[08:50:41] Okay, first off I'm more than that bro the average lifespan is like 78 second
[08:50:53] Okay, no, bro, I'm in great health Luke and start a family second bro
[08:50:58] Yeah, guys, we're all gonna be 25. We're all gonna be 30. We're all gonna be 40
[08:51:02] We're all gonna be 50. We're all gonna be 60 and then you're gonna hit there
[08:51:11] You're gonna be in the 30s, but we're all hitting like 25
[08:51:14] Wait, oh my god, I just realized Jinx is gonna be 30 years old
[08:51:17] Oh, hi guys, now that she's kicked me in the nuts
[08:51:19] Yeah, hi guys, hi guys
[08:51:21] Hi guys, Jinx is gonna be 45 when we all turn 30
[08:51:26] That is actually
[08:51:27] What type of math is that?
[08:51:29] That is the worst math ever
[08:51:31] Watch out, watch out, watch out
[08:51:33] I never knew you were that old, bro
[08:51:36] Yo, what the fuck?
[08:51:38] Bro, 24 is not old
[08:51:40] Wait, you're older than me. No, I'm not I just turned three for
[08:51:46] Oh my god, you're about that. You're about to turn
[08:51:50] 25
[08:51:53] That's like fucking wrong, bro. Jinxie you're closer. You're gonna be closer to 30 than to 20. That's a crazy statement. Yeah
[08:52:01] Oh
[08:52:03] What type of evil ass discord is this?
[08:52:05] pushing like I'm drunk you guys are reminding me of my quarter-life crisis
[08:52:10] right now you're all gonna be 25 run how do you 23 only 23 years bro your oldest
[08:52:17] balls bro no I'm just a day go to the light man I'm just gonna be 28 when
[08:52:22] you're 25 that sounds 28 or 20 is like grown like once you're 28 that's like
[08:52:30] It's way something I thought please don't you could still have it?
[08:52:34] When are you gonna be engaged?
[08:52:37] Okay, buddy family and Jesus
[08:52:47] Shit fuck this shit you guys are fucked up. I thought we were gonna have a good a good fucking discord call
[08:52:54] I'm crazy. I mean what the hell evil. That's okay to be old evil
[08:53:00] Yo, Jason, 24 is not old!
[08:53:03] It's gonna be 25.
[08:53:05] It is, bro.
[08:53:06] Yeah, stop saying it 24.
[08:53:08] Yeah, don't say 24.
[08:53:09] Stop saying 24.
[08:53:10] How the heck are you gonna stop getting it?
[08:53:12] 24.
[08:53:13] I didn't know it was 24.
[08:53:14] It's still ground up already, man.
[08:53:16] Oh, no.
[08:53:17] Yo, Jamesy, let's cop out what it is, bro.
[08:53:18] 24, you're an unc.
[08:53:21] Yeah.
[08:53:22] Yo, don't do it, dad.
[08:53:25] 28 is basically the end of your life.
[08:53:28] Ban alpha.
[08:53:30] Yo, I'm gonna be honest the last birthday
[08:53:50] That is my fucking name you psychopath stop
[08:53:55] Yo, if I'm drunk is it like fucked
[08:53:58] No, you'll be better
[08:54:01] Contents drunks being drunk makes almost a lot of things better, bro
[08:54:06] But like I can like barely move brah. I'm like walking around same in some motion
[08:54:12] Welcome to peak
[08:54:19] I think if I were to drive all drunk it would actually
[08:54:22] No code in the discord!
[08:54:24] No code in the discord!
[08:54:26] Don't do it bro, don't do it!
[08:54:28] Guys, let's just call it how it is.
[08:54:30] If I drive while drunk, wouldn't Twitch give me like a better deal or some shit?
[08:54:32] Not that I think about it.
[08:54:34] Yeah, maybe.
[08:54:36] Yo, what is the server's name?
[08:54:38] Ah, maybe...
[08:54:40] I'm gonna help you out.
[08:54:42] Thank you.
[08:54:44] Hi guys!
[08:54:46] Hi guys, I made a poopy.
[08:54:48] I'm out of it.
[08:54:50] What's up? What's your guys's favorite childhood youtuber
[08:55:20] it's got no tea yes bro they used to be like these like there's some shit
[08:55:28] they used to watch every single one man say they're so good courses yeah so
[08:55:34] good how is Darth Maul in the lobby who is all to me
[08:55:45] everybody is I'm gonna start yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think so
[08:55:53] that's literally Nicky Dougie Stewie what that's that look your nickname is
[08:56:01] Jinks
[08:56:08] Wait, what happens this
[08:56:12] Well, this is my birthday of the office
[08:56:17] We shall be radiant
[08:56:22] Who's thinking who oh shit what oh my god
[08:56:31] Burger King
[08:56:35] I'm probably here with the crisis burger King foot ladders
[08:56:38] Bro, I'm sorry for your one and your burger
[08:56:41] Burger King foot ladders the last thing you would ever
[08:56:49] Number nine burger fungus the last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus
[08:56:54] I
[08:57:00] Don't has maybe leave
[08:57:03] Just just in the process you fucking drop
[08:57:11] Classic
[08:57:15] It's this guy a matter. What's the matter?
[08:57:17] I'm just a baby
[08:57:30] Yeah, I'm not even getting this map is literally just hiding in paintings. That's all
[08:57:33] Yeah, and I'm not very good at this. They've delivered live
[08:57:38] They've delivered they've literally given you no other option other than hiding in paintings. That's your only option. We go here
[08:57:44] We go here. We go
[08:57:45] Hey, there's a Lilo
[08:57:47] What's it like in New York City?
[08:57:49] I'm a thousand miles away, but girl
[08:57:52] Look how tonight you look so pretty
[08:57:55] Yes you do
[08:57:57] I'm square on shining bright as you
[08:58:01] Wait, who sees us all?
[08:58:03] No, you should keep it that way
[08:58:05] Were you here before yesterday, Jay-Way?
[08:58:08] You think we were born without a matter?
[08:58:10] What's the matter?
[08:58:11] Wait, what's the matter?
[08:58:12] Now I'm kidding, what is that joke?
[08:58:13] What's the matter, Daddy?
[08:58:14] haha dude you're actually just on it so freaky I'm not getting it all you say
[08:58:17] so basically the joke is I just called you a matter daddy
[08:58:20] alright Mingo, run this shit
[08:58:22] okay lock it boys
[08:58:23] hockey
[08:58:24] Chad don't worry just don't stop
[08:58:26] I'm coming
[08:58:27] I need to lie to these bros
[08:58:29] when you see a spot that's really good also know his mind just don't read
[08:58:32] alright alright alright
[08:58:35] oh no
[08:58:36] is that a default
[08:58:37] wait Chad I kind of look like a galaxy
[08:58:39] a default that's gotta be
[08:58:41] bro what
[08:58:43] Alright, I'm dead.
[08:58:47] OH! OH! OH! NO!
[08:58:49] Mingo, question Mingo, did you find yourselves moving?
[08:58:52] No, you were just on the wall.
[08:58:58] Wait, wait, wait, don't do it.
[08:59:00] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[08:59:02] Wait, listen, listen, we can talk about this.
[08:59:05] I don't see you, bro.
[08:59:07] Wait, listen, we can talk about this, bro.
[08:59:09] Wait.
[08:59:11] Why could I not get into the painting?
[08:59:21] Why could I not get into the painting, bro?
[08:59:25] Yo, hi-vis is actually like Thanos, oh my god.
[08:59:29] Yo, make up, bro, I'm gonna need some help with this big-ass room over here.
[08:59:36] Jason, not a bad shout, bro, they got me.
[08:59:38] my brother's still the way, bro, my god, bro, here we go.
[08:59:45] Okay, what do you think, Jaycee, what do you think it was about, bro, I copied this from
[08:59:58] Jason before.
[08:59:59] Brutal.
[09:00:00] Brutal.
[09:00:01] Actually brutal.
[09:00:02] Wait a minute, Rondale.
[09:00:03] This spot?
[09:00:04] Brutal wait run rondale this spot. Yeah, do you see my spot?
[09:00:11] Jason what the fuck is that?
[09:00:14] I'm fucking masterpiece
[09:00:20] The building oh wait, that's no wait, Chad. Don't tell me that's actually
[09:00:26] Say you I'm sorry. I'm god. I'm sorry. I'm not on god. I didn't oh wait wrong
[09:00:31] I didn't know oh god. I didn't know all right runs run gotta get canceled bro
[09:00:39] I got a sysbox. I got a sysbox my fucking stupid y'all
[09:00:48] You can notice
[09:01:01] everything I love them sorry I didn't know
[09:01:06] bro Jason in what world now bro this map is this map is mid mid mid
[09:01:11] Sakhore it's just the same paint through actually true actually you just hide
[09:01:15] into a painting man oh boy there's one in there but I'll some time Bob Ross
[09:01:19] Jason what the fuck is that just man who the fuck random kid bro dude my
[09:01:30] brother wants to like fireworks guys this is my LG this is LG
[09:01:36] brother wants to do fireworks LG before the game
[09:01:43] I'm a beast I'm a beast bro I'm a beast
[09:01:48] I'm not finding him bro, I'm a beast man
[09:01:54] I'm really in my heart it's not bad Ron
[09:02:58] I'm sure you're not a painter in another lifetime, bro.
[09:03:01] Can we borrow this?
[09:03:02] Guys, can we borrow this?
[09:03:03] Can we borrow this?
[09:03:04] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, this is LG making a long game.
[09:03:07] Low key.
[09:03:08] Can we borrow this?
[09:03:09] Is it the Bob Ross one?
[09:03:10] Is it the Bob Ross one?
[09:03:11] Please stop doing Ron maps.
[09:03:12] I'm done.
[09:03:13] I can't do this anymore.
[09:03:14] What the fuck do you mean Ron maps?
[09:03:15] What map are you about to play?
[09:03:16] It's McDonald's, bro.
[09:03:17] Oh, brother.
[09:03:18] I've exchanged my diver.
[09:03:19] Dude, I gotta get off this vodka, man.
[09:03:22] Wow.
[09:03:23] What's it doing to you, junk?
[09:03:25] a junk
[09:03:28] Yo, I'm doing fireworks with my brother after this game
[09:03:38] Yeah
[09:03:40] in my backyard and then be greeted by a SWAT team.
[09:03:44] What?
[09:03:45] Let's play it.
[09:03:47] You all in?
[09:03:48] You all in?
[09:03:49] Let me know.
[09:03:49] Guys, why does it say bungalow later serving silly cheese?
[09:03:52] Only cheese, JX.
[09:03:53] Look at this.
[09:03:54] Oh, that would be a burnt peanut reference.
[09:03:57] Yeah, this is cheese right here, bro.
[09:03:58] A fudge.
[09:04:00] Can I just cheese so this game lasts forever?
[09:04:02] True.
[09:04:02] I hope this, guys, I hope this is lobby down.
[09:04:04] But do you not mean forever, ever, baby?
[09:04:06] Guys, these are the good times.
[09:04:08] We're going to remember when we were 40.
[09:04:09] I wish there was a way to know you're in the go-to old days. We've actually left them
[09:04:21] Right you're 45. You're not in the good old days anymore. Yo, nobody's spying on me
[09:04:26] Guys, I'll give you guys a hint of where I am
[09:04:33] Where the fuck is Jinxy dude?
[09:04:39] Jensley, how did you hurt again?
[09:04:41] Should I do it again?
[09:04:43] Should I do it again?
[09:04:45] Oh yeah, a whole week. I'm a beast at this game.
[09:04:47] Jensley, come to me.
[09:04:49] Trust me. Trust me.
[09:04:51] Me flonyums.
[09:04:53] Me and my...
[09:04:55] Nah! I'm gonna do my own thing.
[09:04:57] That's gonna be my last resort. I'm looking for a reward.
[09:04:59] Dude, I'm gonna light off fireworks, my brother.
[09:05:01] If anybody wants to come over, you can.
[09:05:03] I bet.
[09:05:05] We're on the way.
[09:05:07] Now what now what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go to Florida, and I'm gonna listen to fireworks
[09:05:11] I'm gonna find exactly where you are leaked leaked leaked lol
[09:05:15] I'm going to tarpon. I'm gonna listen for fireworks going up. Yep. If you guys want to see Jinxy
[09:05:19] Just go look for fireworks and tarpon Springs. You'll find them. Hey, W tarpon Springs. Let's go. We've blown up the whole shit
[09:05:25] Hey, fuck tarpon Springs
[09:05:28] You might want to be careful about your words here like fuck tarpon Springs your brothers real-ass crips in there
[09:05:37] Oh
[09:05:40] All right, Barbara
[09:05:43] Yeah, you guys are gonna make fun of this spot, but it's about the strategy that's one Wow
[09:05:49] You see like tides and cars with some shit
[09:05:54] All the same good luck on a meal
[09:05:56] I
[09:06:02] Vamo
[09:06:04] Jago, you tell me guys boys pre-firing in
[09:06:07] American chameleon your brother's not protein exploit take it down a notch, bro
[09:06:13] Boy take a chill pill bro
[09:06:16] Guys go easy. I'm just a baby
[09:06:19] Wait, Jason
[09:06:24] Jason fuck
[09:06:26] Yeah, the thing is in this spot like I can't really respect it. I don't think my spot's too bad
[09:06:31] Honestly, yeah, like is this like that matter of a spot? I mean this kind of looks like a toy for animals
[09:06:37] I miss owning a pixel
[09:06:41] Guys, I think Lacey glitched out of the map. I'm not even sure what what
[09:06:47] That you can kill him. I think it's very impossible for him to die. I should kind of looks like a shoot
[09:06:53] Hmm hmm hmm hmm. Hmm. You see you are so bad, bro.
[09:06:57] Silence yo por favor mi amigo.
[09:06:59] Mi ho.
[09:07:02] Yo chat, clip this and come back to it and tomorrow.
[09:07:06] Mexico's gonna be England locked.
[09:07:09] Come back to this tomorrow.
[09:07:13] Mexico's gonna be England locked.
[09:07:15] Oh my god, bro. I'm a fucking G, bro.
[09:07:19] Oh, leave it a Mexico.
[09:07:20] Hi, guys, you saw that shit or no?
[09:07:23] Wait so what look at my spot, but he oh, I like your creativity too
[09:07:29] Listen to this. I like to see my spot over here. No
[09:07:32] Who way I'm not gonna lie. You're not wait. You might win. No, I'm gonna win. There's no way
[09:07:40] Brother someone in the trash can put in the cheese spot
[09:07:43] He's in the trash, bro. I'm leaking bro
[09:07:46] Bound it.
[09:07:48] He's a pro gamer.
[09:07:50] He's a pro gamer.
[09:07:52] Yo!
[09:07:53] Wait, we can talk about it.
[09:07:55] You know how much time it takes to talk to a player?
[09:07:57] Kill him!
[09:07:58] Kill that boy!
[09:08:00] AHHHHHHHHH SPOIN!
[09:08:02] FUCK!
[09:08:03] God damn it, I was strafing.
[09:08:05] Why don't you come back?
[09:08:06] What is that, Muda?
[09:08:07] Is that Muda over there?
[09:08:08] I already dodged you, motherfucker!
[09:08:10] Why did he come back?
[09:08:12] Beast, bro, I really played this game.
[09:08:16] is anybody else just not playing on dying?
[09:08:18] bro where?
[09:08:18] i mean yeah, that was just too good
[09:08:20] i thought jenny would be too good
[09:08:22] lacy's tryharding guys
[09:08:24] yo brother
[09:08:26] lacy's tryharding dude
[09:08:28] you mean i'm tryharding
[09:08:30] lacy really?
[09:08:32] wake up scops
[09:08:34] have i seen this actually
[09:08:36] wait have i seen this
[09:08:38] you're actually good
[09:08:40] what?
[09:08:42] yeah
[09:08:44] Was actually pretty fucking good man live Lacey me
[09:08:51] One more bro one
[09:08:53] Bro, my brother is sleepy. I need to go
[09:08:59] Lacey's part is cheese bro
[09:09:06] Lacey's a try hard dude
[09:09:14] I literally won! I won the fight!
[09:09:16] What?
[09:09:18] Can you even see me?
[09:09:20] Bro, I've had it billed like 10 times.
[09:09:22] Alright guys.
[09:09:24] I'm a trash bag!
[09:09:26] What?
[09:09:28] It's been real.
[09:09:30] It's been fun.
[09:09:32] I'm not even shooting you.
[09:09:34] So you're not in the lobby.
[09:09:36] What are you doing?
[09:09:38] I'm in the lobby.
[09:09:40] Okay, okay, okay. Actual last game.
[09:09:42] I'm re-opening
[09:10:42] Okay, Jason you have to do the Bob Ross one you have to again
[09:10:57] Such a Bob Ross road to the OG map, please
[09:11:01] Oh, Jim up. I'm gonna go back rooms back rooms
[09:11:04] No, but I'm sorry
[09:11:06] The OG Big Map, then I'm good.
[09:11:08] OG Big Map?
[09:11:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[09:11:11] Let's get a W Junko in the chat, man.
[09:11:13] That's just fucking doubting.
[09:11:15] No, I'm not.
[09:11:15] Seriously.
[09:11:16] You're up and fighting.
[09:11:18] All right, I'm starting it.
[09:11:20] That's a good rep.
[09:11:21] I was doing it.
[09:11:22] LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG,
[09:11:26] LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG,
[09:11:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[09:11:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[09:11:35] What?
[09:11:36] What?
[09:11:37] What?
[09:11:38] What?
[09:11:39] What?
[09:11:40] What?
[09:11:41] Who's gonna hunt?
[09:11:42] Is it random?
[09:11:43] Harden?
[09:11:44] Harden?
[09:11:45] Yo, guys, yo, guys, we're going to Tarpon Springs.
[09:11:46] We're going to Tarpon Springs.
[09:11:47] That's the best.
[09:11:48] Let's go!
[09:11:49] Woo!
[09:11:50] We're going to Tarpon Springs.
[09:11:51] Welcome to Tarpon Springs.
[09:11:52] We're going to blow up.
[09:11:53] We're going to fucking Tarpon, boys.
[09:11:55] I'm a table teammate.
[09:11:56] So let me guess, bro.
[09:11:58] Sugar land really like that's carpet sprays
[09:12:02] Yo, hi guys lock in bro. I don't need any of your CTE. We need to find these fuckers, dude
[09:12:09] It's a 1v7. Yeah, I have a disabled teammate. Hi guys. Okay
[09:12:17] Who finds me bro, okay, let's do it. I think if the Jinxie, this is your best
[09:12:23] Mecha stream because mood us not here
[09:12:28] What do you hate for? I'm not bad.
[09:12:31] Hold on now, I'm drawing this.
[09:12:33] Jai, you see what I'm drawing or not?
[09:12:34] Bro, Jai, this isn't...
[09:12:36] How old were you guys when you guys shit yourself for the last time?
[09:12:40] 22, I remember.
[09:12:41] I'm not colliding with you.
[09:12:43] I was wearing... I was wearing Decker's till I was 4, is that normal?
[09:12:46] Lace, aren't you 22 right now?
[09:12:48] I am.
[09:12:49] So you shit yourself this year?
[09:12:51] What a...
[09:12:52] Yes sir.
[09:12:53] He's just a baby, bro. He's just a baby.
[09:12:56] Bro, he's 22, bro.
[09:12:58] He's a grown-ass man
[09:13:14] Cheese
[09:13:17] Anywhere else bro, you know, yeah, what would you rather be doing generally?
[09:13:21] generally generally yeah for this well I'm writing off fireworks with my brother
[09:13:27] wow you're gonna do momentarily what I want to know guys we played Meshah for
[09:13:33] like two hours actually lame as hell bro hey brother I don't even know why LG
[09:13:39] no but we weren't done playing with you whoa whoa just take it easy man
[09:13:44] drink about classic whoa just take it easy man Chad y'all remember drinking
[09:13:52] Josh did see what am I right there what am I saying I'm gonna be honest
[09:13:58] I'm in here yeah I'm in here pretty popcorn emoji yeah classic whoa just oh
[09:14:05] god it's over oh no no no oh god oh yeah you want to whistle next to my spot
[09:14:11] Oh my god. Oh god. Oh no. Dude, Chad we grew up watching Drake and Josh and now these kids are growing up watching Slot, bro.
[09:14:19] That, Ron. You know what I'm doing. Chad, what does this bottom look like? What does the bottom look like?
[09:14:25] Maybe like, hi guys, whoever finds the life people sucks.
[09:14:30] Go, go, go. Jason, what are you doing, bro?
[09:14:35] Just let me cook. Let me cook, bro. Just let me cook.
[09:14:38] Alright, so step one of Candyland is you got to find the high ground off spawn off spawn. I'll find the high ground
[09:14:44] We're good. We're good. We're good. Not this you are good
[09:14:49] This is insane. No, you can't even do it. Good. Yeah
[09:14:54] Hi boys, are you fucking kidding me?
[09:14:59] This is a good spot. No, hi guys remember a lot of people like to be ginger beds watch out man. Keep your head on the swivel
[09:15:04] Yeah.
[09:15:05] Float!
[09:15:06] These are good spots.
[09:15:07] Wait, wait.
[09:15:08] Jake, see you're close.
[09:15:09] You were floating on my screen.
[09:15:11] Actually, Chow, I'm just going to do this.
[09:15:12] If you weren't on your screen.
[09:15:13] Carpent Springs map.
[09:15:14] Oh, yeah, dude.
[09:15:14] You're so original, bro.
[09:15:15] I'm just going to do this, and then just trust me.
[09:15:18] I'm going to just do this, and then this, and then that.
[09:15:21] Y'all are fighting me.
[09:15:21] Y'all are fighting me.
[09:15:23] What?
[09:15:23] What are y'all saying, Chow?
[09:15:26] I'm lost.
[09:15:30] Whoa!
[09:15:31] Let's see.
[09:15:32] Whoa!
[09:15:33] It was never getting found I don't think
[09:15:37] We can't be serious with this one, right is it cheese is my spot cheese
[09:15:42] It's a little cheese, but you know cheese a lot of it. We're looking at look at it
[09:15:45] We're still it
[09:15:46] We're still if your penis is larger than four inches. Oh my penis is definitely larger now
[09:15:52] I'm spamming the fuck out of my shit and it's veiny as fuck
[09:15:56] Any last words?
[09:16:00] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[09:16:03] Check this one. Yeah, what is the bottom?
[09:16:06] Bro, you guys do realize a four inch penis is normal you guys are not the spam whistle
[09:16:11] For which is actually pretty good five and a half. No average erection is 4.7. I look this up
[09:16:18] No, it's not that's not possible
[09:16:20] average erection is 4.7 Bernard
[09:16:26] Try to make you feel good
[09:16:30] Bernard what's the average length of an erection?
[09:16:33] I'm going to assume you're asking us of curiosities and let's keep it factual.
[09:16:38] The average duration from an erection varies a lot depending on the context.
[09:16:42] If you're talking about during sexual activity, it might last a few minutes up to around 30 minutes.
[09:16:48] Bernard, but I'm not sexually active.
[09:16:50] What is the average length of an erect penis in the United States?
[09:16:57] Alright, no worries, on average, studies typically say an airplane is around 5 to 6 inches.
[09:17:04] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[09:17:05] WHAT?!
[09:17:06] 5 to-
[09:17:08] WHAT?!
[09:17:09] Bram, look at the-
[09:17:10] THAT'S GIVENTA!
[09:17:12] That's like, WHAT?!
[09:17:13] That's literally-
[09:17:14] What?
[09:17:15] What?
[09:17:15] What?!
[09:17:16] That's fucking huge!
[09:17:18] Wow!
[09:17:19] See that in life, bro?
[09:17:20] Yo, look at my-
[09:17:21] mind-chat.
[09:17:22] Is it good?
[09:17:22] Yeah, j-
[09:17:23] Yo, GC, I haven't found fucking anyone, bro!
[09:17:26] where I found somebody high bruh
[09:17:28] yo
[09:17:30] yo there's someone over here
[09:17:32] I'm about to give him out
[09:17:34] come on bro
[09:17:36] come on bro
[09:17:38] come on bro
[09:17:40] you're not gonna fight me bro
[09:17:42] bro bro you so new bro
[09:17:44] bro I promise
[09:17:46] bro we have
[09:17:48] welcome to my laboratory
[09:17:50] what's safety is number one bro
[09:17:52] anybody watch our youtube channel
[09:17:54] channel. Oh, but it's not bad.
[09:17:59] He's not gonna. Who's left?
[09:18:02] Haters, bro.
[09:18:04] Let's see. Hey, listen.
[09:18:06] You were like, you were. Yeah, man.
[09:18:08] Oh, so chat average.
[09:18:10] This is 5.5.
[09:18:12] I'm cooked.
[09:18:14] Did s 5.5 like where?
[09:18:17] Jason, is that not kind of crazy?
[09:18:18] I don't know.
[09:18:19] Five.
[09:18:20] Good god.
[09:18:21] Listen for the whistle.
[09:18:23] Wait, wait, silence, please, silence, please.
[09:18:30] Oh my god, deep left, deep left, deep left, deep left.
[09:18:34] Why you, why you, why you, why you!
[09:18:35] Oh my god!
[09:18:37] Who's left, just Ming, just Ming?
[09:18:39] Oh god, Ming, you're locking, Ming-go locking.
[09:18:41] Actually, dial.
[09:18:42] Ming-go!
[09:18:43] Ah, did you play zombies, Ming-go?
[09:18:44] You are the only one left.
[09:18:46] Greetings.
[09:18:47] Where is Ming-go?
[09:18:48] Ah, good one.
[09:18:49] Where's Ming-go?
[09:18:50] You're not finding him.
[09:18:51] I'll be honest with you. One of you guys just named this chapter. Did you just fake laugh Jason fake laugh equals funny, Jason
[09:18:57] No, I never fake my last
[09:19:00] Fake fucking fake laugh, bro. I don't
[09:19:04] Did you just fake laugh bro? I don't fake laugh rule bro. You serious bro burger get out of my fucking
[09:19:12] Run maybe give burger a hug. It's 4th of July
[09:19:14] I'm sick, I promise to eat you, dude.
[09:19:17] Dude, my mom just texted me asking
[09:19:19] if it was gunshots or fireworks outside, bro.
[09:19:22] Oh, my God.
[09:19:24] I'm Cherry Hill.
[09:19:26] You heard that?
[09:19:27] You just told me, no, you actually told me.
[09:19:29] I didn't, I didn't.
[09:19:31] Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
[09:19:32] Where's this guy at?
[09:19:33] I have a story.
[09:19:34] I have a story.
[09:19:35] I have a story.
[09:19:36] I have a story.
[09:19:37] I have a story.
[09:19:38] I have a story.
[09:19:39] I have a story.
[09:19:40] I have a story.
[09:19:41] I have a story.
[09:19:42] Mingo, you won't whistle again.
[09:19:44] What?
[09:19:45] Mingo, you won't whistle again.
[09:19:47] Mingo, you won't whistle again.
[09:19:49] You whistle again, it's over for you.
[09:19:51] You whistle again, it's over.
[09:19:53] Do it, do it, do it, he's not going to hear it.
[09:19:55] I promise you.
[09:19:56] What?
[09:19:57] Jump.
[09:19:58] Jump.
[09:19:59] Jump.
[09:20:00] Oh.
[09:20:01] Fucking freeload.
[09:20:03] Wait, what?
[09:20:04] He was in the house in the roof.
[09:20:06] He was under the roof.
[09:20:08] All right, guys, I'm off, y'all.
[09:20:10] LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, LG, come on.
[09:20:23] Come on, bro.
[09:20:25] One more bro.
[09:20:28] One more bro.
[09:20:31] This is the best.
[09:20:32] You guys should be ashamed of yourself bro.
[09:20:35] We've been on this game for three hours!
[09:20:39] Tixie, don't kick him, I love you.
[09:20:42] If you don't, I'll fight him.
[09:20:44] Oh my god.
[09:20:45] I've been on this show, I've been on this show.
[09:20:47] He did it.
[09:20:48] You know what?
[09:20:49] He's got his wife to play with us and you're the first one to leave?
[09:20:51] No, he didn't have you.
[09:20:53] I was wondering if he was going to leave.
[09:20:55] No, hey, you know what?
[09:20:56] Love you to death, kid.
[09:20:57] Honestly, I was wondering if he was going to leave.
[09:20:59] No, bro.
[09:21:00] Guys, it's my brother, bro.
[09:21:05] It's my memory.
[09:21:06] Hey, hey, hey, uh, we gonna host you guys. Let me say this before I leave bro
[09:21:14] Life moves by pretty fast and if you don't stop and look around once in a while
[09:21:17] You might just miss it leaves with aura
[09:21:20] Alright guys, holy fuck. Bro, you know what's actually the most fucked up thing? I'm not
[09:21:37] even kidding when I say this. I swear all it takes is me having like literally one drink
[09:21:43] and I get fucked. Like I'm not even like trying when I say that either. Like I legitimately
[09:21:49] have like one drink and I swear I saw like seeing double guys am I the only
[09:21:55] person on the planet that's like this
[09:22:00] like real talk guys am I the only person on the planet that it's like this
[09:22:05] like I legitimately drink one thing and it's like I'm walking around bro and I'm
[09:22:12] not I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like not lopping either right like it's
[09:22:16] So you're like this thing where it's like,
[09:22:18] you're walking around and it's like, what the fuck?
[09:22:21] Like, am I the only guy?
[09:22:23] Like type one if it's like this for you as well.
[09:22:25] Like you could literally have one drink, one drink,
[09:22:29] and you're saying there and you're like,
[09:22:30] yo, what the fuck dude?
[09:22:32] I'm like, you're stumbling, you're fucking like,
[09:22:34] you're like going crazy.
[09:22:37] Look, I swear it is not a crazy thing.
[09:22:40] I swear it is not a crazy thing.
[09:22:43] I know actually there's some.
[09:22:45] Thank you Ra.
[09:22:46] I saw the crazy thing. Okay. Anyways guys listen up listen up listen up listen up
[09:22:51] Everyone listen up
[09:22:53] So tomorrow's stream
[09:22:57] Listen up tomorrow's stream. We're gonna be going live
[09:23:04] Maybe a bit earlier than today, maybe maybe
[09:23:07] Maybe.
[09:23:08] Uh...
[09:23:09] Primarik retarded.
[09:23:10] Okay, so we're going to be going live a bit earlier than today, probably.
[09:23:18] And we're going to be starting off with some probably Mecca into our six into rank fives.
[09:23:24] So tomorrow we are 100% doing rank fives.
[09:23:27] Like 1 million percent.
[09:23:30] Also one other thing.
[09:23:34] So I saw this 24-7-Dontes channel and the reason why I did it was because I'm a really
[09:23:41] good guy and I know that some of you guys want to watch my content even while I'm asleep
[09:23:49] and it's definitely not because I want more support through another method as well.
[09:23:56] So yeah if any of you guys want to help support this stream by just leaving a stream on then
[09:24:02] you guys can do just sit there and watch this and it should be talking but anyways with all
[09:24:07] that being said I don't think I was all so much fun honestly the subs give subs 3 subs thank
[09:24:17] you guys all so much for watching thank you it was honestly a ton of fun today like we
[09:24:21] didn't play any league at all but I really did enjoy myself so I hope you guys all did
[09:24:26] as well and yeah if you guys want to watch some more tomorrow as well we'll be live obviously
[09:24:32] and I hope you guys all have an absolutely amazing rest of your nights and I will see
[09:24:36] you all then peace.